Stunning and Brave Alert: Feminist Former Actress Emma Watson Says She's Not Single, She's "Self-Partnered," and Media Falls All Over Itself Praising Her

Did I mention this was stunning and brave? Because seriously: Stunning and brave.

The same media that loves attacking male "incels" is praising a femcel for owning her femcelninity.

"I call it being self-partnered."

With that simple utterance, Emma Watson launched a flood of tweets, think pieces and water cooler conversations earlier this week.

Talking to British Vogue, the "Harry Potter" star and UN goodwill ambassador discussed her romantic life as she approached her 30th birthday.

"I never believed the whole 'I'm happy single' spiel," she said. "I was like, 'This is totally spiel.' It took me a long time, but I'm very happy (being single). I call it being self-partnered."

As The Onion joked long ago -- before everything stopped being funny and started being stupidly real -- Women now empowered by everything a woman does.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:23 PM




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1 Oneth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (HaL55)

2 She's self fucked.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (9Om/r)

3 LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (JwHjN)

4 Wow. I wonder how I did that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (HaL55)

5 This is like a self licking ice cream cone thing, isn't it ?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (6ypVs)

6 I was self-partnered all through my teen years. IYKWIM

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (xptlg)

7 >>With that simple utterance, Emma Watson launched a flood of tweets,
think pieces and water cooler conversations earlier this week.


In what universe???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (bDqIh)

8 I'd like to smell her finger.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (qMLbi)

9 Plus her elbows are pointy.

Posted by: guy who always complains about something at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (Tnijr)

10 Top 10 bisches.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (tH5fk)

11 Self-partnered?

Cat lady in training nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (WRnYo)

12 So she pleasures herself all day.

TMI. Don't care.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

13 Old and Busted: Riding the Sybian
The New Hotness: Self-partnering

Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (ABjxW)

14 Hollyweird actress loves herself.

This is news?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (Vy7tf)

15 Well...is she hot?

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (tH5fk)

16 This is the one who was previously promoting fur oil for her nether-regions, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (bDqIh)

17 I'd like to smell her finger.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (qMLbi)

At this point I really wouldn't know where she put it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (9Om/r)

18 Yeah the media gave her some praise, but everyone else thinks its the dumbest damned thing they ever heard. Emma's problem is that she thinks she's Hermione Granger for real. That every word from her clipped upper class Brit lips is something profound and wonderful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

19 launched a flood of tweets, think pieces and water cooler conversations earlier this week.
=======
Seriously? Who are these people?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (xptlg)

20 She likes Long Walks on the Beach, Dancing the Two-Finger Tango and Making Soup.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (qMLbi)

21 What a coincidence, I'm also self-partnered! Usually in the shower.

Posted by: Paolo del Toro at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (pPQeR)

22 Lizzy, yeah I kinda remember something about fur oil...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (WRnYo)

23 To be fair if I had a vagina I'd never get out of bed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

24 This just in: Emma Watson has been signed up as the spokesmodel for Eveready batteries.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Yes!

Posted by: Onan at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (vGJY7)

27 Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: The Right Hand at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (r+sAi)

28 I'll never forget telling my mother on the phone that I was "happily single, not even thinking about looking for a boyfriend."

And that night I met Mr. D'oh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

29 Is this the new-age way of saying she masturbates a lot?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

30 I really can't fault her. She's not very bright, but she is awfully good looking, and I gotta think just about every dude who has ever been in her pants has said something like "I can't believe I'm f**king Hermoine Granger!" Or something like "accio condom!" Or "expellipanties!"

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (hku12)

31 We deliver lots of Zucchini to this crowd. Always angry and bad tippers.

Posted by: Uber at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (vKhgw)

32 "Self-Partnered" is feminist for lonely. Why do all these brave, courageous feminists get triggered so easily?
Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (pjkaY)

33 Emma who?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Z+IKu)

34 Emma Watson to be cast as the next Bond in 3...2...1....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

35 I finally figured out what Grumpy Greta reminds me of. Ever see a pissed off beluga whale?

Posted by: Moby Dork at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (Tnijr)

36 So "not hot" is the answer to the question asked earlier about her.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (ewSN2)

37 Oh Harry, please be a dear and let me borrow your magic wand again.

Posted by: Hermione at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (ABjxW)

38 She's dropped back into punt formation as she approaches 30? Real 30, or HQ 30?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

39 When you are self-partnered, does that mean you never get any?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (EnQC8)

40 Is this the new-age way of saying she masturbates a lot?
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)


I can't be sure. I am going to need proof.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (hku12)

41 Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (UB/j7)

42 Self-partnered? She should get a webcam.

Posted by: OCBill at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (df+Zi)

43 Or "expellipanties!"
BurtTC
Har!

Posted by: MarkY at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (HbhkC)

44 Well, isn't that fatuous.

Still, she has nothing on Gwyneth Paltrow, who called her divorce "conscious uncoupling."

Which makes me wonder: isn't date rape just unconscious coupling?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (WUMOr)

45 Emma Watson, brought to you by, The Rabbit, now in King Kong size. For the gaping holes in society.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

46 "Self Partnered". What a ludicrous term.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (WI7YS)

47 He went like one that hath been stunned,
And is of sense forlorn:
A sadder and a wiser man,
He rose the morrow morn.

Posted by: An Old Salt at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (VRDWK)

48 UN goodwill ambassador

There's part of her problem, right there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)

49 23. lolol

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (x7OgJ)

50 Seems appropriate

https://www.sybiantalkforum.com /index.php?board=3.0

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (BiNEL)

51 Emma has the fur oil and Gwentyh has the steamed clam...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (WRnYo)

52 4 years tuition at Hogwarts so she can learn to roll the bean.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (9Om/r)

53 'Self-partnered' at 30 = weird, tipsy cat lady at 60.

Posted by: Stop It or Youll Go Blind at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (4ceyg)

54 The magic went to her head or she drank a potion

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (ZCEU2)

55 Does this mean she bought the Harry Reams synthetic torso from Adam & Eve?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Onan the librarian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (aKsyK)

57 Speaking of being self partnered, for some reason the media has resurrected the Amy Fisher/Joey Buttafuoco story lately. The beautiful and charming Mx. Fisher now supports herself with a website where you can pay to see her self partner live.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)

58 Self-partnered' at 30 = weird, tipsy cat lady at 60.

35

Posted by: MarkY at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (HbhkC)

59 Self partnering - when you have nobody to take a selfie with.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (r+sAi)

60 "I call it being self-partnered."
..........

I call it wankin' the one eye.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

61 Emma seems nice. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (EgshT)

62 She's good looking for 16.
Unfortunately, she's 30.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

63 "Still, she has nothing on Gwyneth Paltrow, who called her divorce "conscious uncoupling."

Why use plain old English when you can come up with an awkward, stupid "woke" new phrase?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (d6Ksn)

64 She's saving a fortune on dinner dates though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (Z4rgH)

65 Let's just say, we get a few late night calls from Emma once in a while.

Posted by: Otter Surprises, LLC at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (sy5kK)

66 51 Emma has the fur oil and Gwentyh has the steamed clam...
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (WRnYo)

They should find another chick that is into garlic and open a restaurant.

Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (ABjxW)

67 Self-partnered' at 30 = weird, tipsy cat lady at 60.

35
Posted by: MarkY at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (HbhkC)


31.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

68 1 million incels simultaneously "I've got a chance!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (UB/j7)

69 Water Cooler Conversations?

Who in the fuck is going to be talking about this gay shit?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (j3npP)

70 So "not hot" is the answer to the question asked earlier about her.
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (ewSN2)


She's exceptionally good looking.

Some people might not think so, because they just say things like that about celeb chicks. Others may tell you she looks like a boy, but she doesn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (hku12)

71 yeah, wimmins was wikings, dontchaknow? Funny the actual histories overlooked that.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (FeRav)

72 So chronic masturbator?


That's what I hear from that.

Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (nRWPy)

73 That every word from her clipped upper class Brit lips is something profound and wonderful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

How dare you?

Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (BiNEL)

74 I don't give a shit if she's single, married, lesbian, or self partnered. What frosts me is that she is a UN Goodwill Ambassador. How much is that costing the US taxpayers and why do we fund this?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (aS1PU)

75 LOL, JS, that's why it's roughly a 50 / 50 split - somebody has to get up and go to work,

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (JwHjN)

76 Well she's in H'wood, which means she sees more dick than an airport urinal. I guess she serially cucks herself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (WUMOr)

77 Emma, if you self-partner too long, you'll go blind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

78 She was great in "Sense and Sensibility."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (WqPYg)

79 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge


Nice effort. Maybe someday you indeed will be first. But not today. Or yesterday. Or the day before.....

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (QJIMk)

80 Self partnered huh? So that's code for no one can stand your sorry ass?

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (dUJdY)

81 "Self-partnered," getting eaten by your cats after you die alone: potato, po-tah-to, really.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (2PXwn)

82
Water Cooler Conversations?

Who in the fuck is going to be talking about this gay shit?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


I was talking to my water cooler about it just the other day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (aKsyK)

83 She's into auto-erotica. I don't think she's talking about cars, though...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)

84 >>So chronic masturbator?


"Obviously this snail knows we are tracking it. It keeps doubling back on itself."

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (qMLbi)

85 So much for taking Monday off to rest eh?

Posted by: BFD at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (AblqH)

86 I'd bang the stuffing out of this one, but she's too in love with herself.

You're not worthy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (wo3c/)

87 I don't give a shit if she's single, married, lesbian, or self partnered. What frosts me is that she is a UN Goodwill Ambassador. How much is that costing the US taxpayers and why do we fund this?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (aS1PU)


Shouldn't she be paid by the Brits?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

88 Nice effort. Maybe someday you indeed will be first. But not today. Or yesterday. Or the day before.....
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (QJIMk)


The sun does shine on this dog's ass occasionally. Just not very often.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

89 She has a rescue dog/support animal named Toby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

90 Auto-erotica?

So that is what Emma does with the Trabant?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (WRnYo)

91 So this is what they call being a loser nowadays. Interesting euphemism. Does she get a participation trophy ?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (6ypVs)

92 The beautiful and charming Mx. Fisher now supports herself with a website where you can pay to see her self partner live.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)

Does Joey have one too?

Posted by: Seth Dunlap at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Z+IKu)

93 Emma who?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Tt761)

94 I finally figured out what Grumpy Greta reminds me of. Ever see a pissed off beluga whale?

No, but I have seen one play fetch.

https://youtu.be/NQ3sAIEg6OY

They think its probably an escaped whale from a Russian military pen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

95 I saw Steamed Clam open up for Fur Oil at the Cow Palace in '68.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

96 There were things I enjoyed about being single - but I had lots of friends and running buddies. As they peeled off one by one, it made sense for me to partner, for real. With an actual adult human counterpart. Who snores.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (x7OgJ)

97 Sponge being "first" is like the Detroit Lions.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (tH5fk)

98 Speaking of "Wine Moms" I'm rather surprised at all of the schlock items available in the housewares department of many stores that basically cater to the "wants to admit that they're female alcoholics" demographic. Just another example of the death of shame.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (ewSN2)

99 I'm pleased to say I had no idea who she was until this post.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

100

Self-partnered means that she has an open delivery account for AA batteries at Amazon.

And she screams "Rabbit!" a lot of late nights.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

101
What frosts me is that she is a UN Goodwill Ambassador.

That's where the UNICEF money goes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (aKsyK)

102 I.E. Too crazy for even the sickest of dudes to dip his stick in. Too nasty for any woman to scissor.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Did she have a #meetoo moment yet??

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (QJIMk)

104 If she were male, they'd call that 'incel,' and she'd be public enemy #1.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

105 Why are we funding this?

Another reason to get US out of the UN.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (tVQUs)

106 You know, I refer to the "self-partnered" as "UNWANTED"

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (HALdu)

107 >>I'm pleased to say I had no idea who she was until this post.


Me neither.

But if she's cute, I'd fuck her.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (qMLbi)

108 Rosy Palm?

Posted by: portlandon at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (+oR7L)

109 Je Suis not worthy.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (tH5fk)

110 How much is that costing the US taxpayers and why do we fund this?

Nothing but SAN points, she's from England. Still a cutie, but turning kind of stern looking these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

111 92 The beautiful and charming Mx. Fisher now supports herself with a website where you can pay to see her self partner live.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)

Does Joey have one too?
Posted by: Seth Dunlap at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Z+IKu)


If so, pipe it into Gitmo, 24/7.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

112 Is Taylor Swift into garlic?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (WRnYo)

113 Emma, if you self-partner too long, you'll go blind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
.........

if your palms start to get hairy, use more fur oil.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

114 I'm single and past my expiration date. Ok, I may be exaggerating, but I'm certainly no longer the freshest produce on the shelf.

I'm also very happy, satisfied, fulfilled and blessed in my life and, while I would like to get married at some point, I also really enjoy being single.

However, because I am not a silly narcissist, I would never refer to myself as self-partnered.

Jeez.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (9hauA)

115 "I was delighted by the news," Kate Bolick, the author of bestseller
"Spinster: Making a Life of One's Own," told CNN. "When I was Watson's
age, there wasn't a public conversation about the very real benefits of
living and being alone. It heartens me to think that young people today
are getting this message, and that perhaps society is on the road toward
not being obsessed with coupledom." . . .

"When I was in my 20s, the only cultural examples of single women were
fictional -- (like) Carrie Bradshaw and Bridget Jones -- and though they
lived independently, they were obsessed with finding love," Bolick
said.



Child, please.

Millenials are not inventing the concept that being single is OK.Is there anything new, or will they continue breaking imaginary barriers and congratulation themselves for this?





Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (bDqIh)

116 These poor demented, tormented beings. I'd feel sorry for them if they were even the slightest bit selfl aware.

Posted by: MarkY at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (HbhkC)

117 She has a rescue dog/support animal named Toby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)


And a lifetime supply of Jif. Because choosy self-partners choose Jif.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Dear Emma
Go fuck yourself sugartits.
You are not important or special.
You are a garden variety attention whore.

Sincerely,
Mayhem

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (myjNJ)

119 She's into auto-erotica. I don't think she's talking about cars, though...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)


Four on the floor sounds about right...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (BiNEL)

120 She sits across from a mirror and talks to it. Its stunning conversation.

Posted by: portlandon at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (+oR7L)

121 This situation may be a good move for mankind, hollywood is full of perverts, pedophiles and weirdo's so the pool of well adjusted and serious men is quite limited, couple that with the fact the Ms. Watson seems to be bug fuck crazy, you do not want her pro-creating.

So with the exception of SJW virtue signalling, this is very good news.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (JLrCS)

122 What frosts me is that she is a UN Goodwill Ambassador.

Why? She's UN-attached.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

123 Is this the one that was putting stones in her you-know-what ... or was that Emma Stone? Hard to keep up ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (WqPYg)

124 I don't give a shit if she's single, married, lesbian, or self partnered. What frosts me is that she is a UN Goodwill Ambassador. How much is that costing the US taxpayers and why do we fund this?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (aS1PU)


The same org that gets its human rights advice from Iran. I'm not particularly concerned that some wee bit of my cash might be paying Emma to spout platitudes.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (hku12)

125 To be fair, it must be hard for uber rich female stars to maintain a romantic relationship or marriage.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (x7OgJ)

126 Actress Emma Watson Says She's Not Single, She's Full of Herself...and Shit. But Mostly Shit.

Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (cF8AT)

127 Dear Emma
Go fuck yourself sugartits.
You are not important or special.
You are a garden variety attention whore.

Sincerely,
Mayhem
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (myjNJ)


She does. I think that's the point.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

128 So does she do Goodwill tours for the UN Peacekeepers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (WRnYo)

129 I think he means An Goodwill Ambassador.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (tH5fk)

130 Emma who?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Tt761)
........

Emma Fur Oil Watson.
Google it for a laugh.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

131 Emma has been in lots of movies other than the Potter series

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)

132 She does seem like someone who would get on your nerves, kind of arrogant, I don't doubt she has trouble keeping a mate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (r+sAi)

133 Not as bad as those women who get "married" to themselves in an actual ceremony.

Notice the sex of the people who engage in this nonsense.

Feminism - empowering vapid narcissism in women.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (9hauA)

134 So has someone asked her what is wrong with her and why no one wants her?

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (HALdu)

135 Does Joey have one too?

-
Joey has a life couch and is trying to sell a reality series in which he comes to terms and atones for all of his ridiculous assholery of the last several decades.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)

136 The Pharisees also came to Him, testing Him, and saying to Him, Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for just any reason?

4 And He answered and said to them, Have you not read that He who made them at the beginning made them male and female,5 and said, For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh? 6 So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

137 Self-partnered means that she has an open delivery account for AA batteries at Amazon.

AA batteries? Nah. She uses four D cells, like a cop's flashlight.

And no, that's not a euphemism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

138 You wanna fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

I do fuck me.

Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

139 But if she's cute, I'd fuck her.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (qMLbi)

Emma? She's very, VERY attractive...depending on her hair style. I saw one picture of her once where she was sporting a Jane Fonda Klute style and it looked awful.

If you think about her brain droppings, it's probably a cry for help. She's surrounded by fags, perverts, and noodle armed nerds. She probably longs for a knuckle dragger to toss her over his shoulder and take her home to have his way with her.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (j3npP)

140 There were things I enjoyed about being single - but I had lots of
friends and running buddies. As they peeled off one by one, it made
sense for me to partner, for real. With an actual adult human
counterpart. Who snores.


That's how you can tell they're not replicants.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (HaL55)

141 Most boys are self-partnered starting at puberty.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (q1Pj5)

142 Femcels??? There is a business opportunity here. Incels + Femcels = ????

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (QJIMk)

143 AA batteries? Nah. She uses four D cells, like a cop's flashlight.

And no, that's not a euphemism.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (YqDXo)


I'm a representative from Mag Lite and I'd like to have a word with you......

Posted by: Ed Harley at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

144 >>She probably longs for a knuckle dragger to toss her over his shoulder and take her home to have his way with her.


Have her call me.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (qMLbi)

145 I'm single and past my expiration date. Ok, I may be exaggerating, but I'm certainly no longer the freshest produce on the shelf.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein

---

The finest wine isn't the stuff that was stomped yesterday.

( I do know how to sweet talk the 'ettes, don't I? ) LOL

Posted by: Zombie Willie Sutton at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)

146 Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (9hauA)

But chique, "everyone" is special in their own way and needs, nay deserves, a special designation that affirms their very existence!

I'm quite sure you can come up with something better than this "self-partnered" thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (BiNEL)

147 The good news about women being empowered by everything that women do is that it removes the taboo from surprise anal, other sex things.

Honey, that is not abusive it is empowering!

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (HALdu)

148 To be fair, it must be hard for uber rich female stars to maintain a romantic relationship or marriage.
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (x7OgJ)

Eh, female Hollywood stars manage to get married multiple times.

Oh, you said "maintain".

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (9hauA)

149 Off bank robber sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)

150 Incels tell me that femcels don't exist; but I think they simply can't believe that anything so horrible is actually female.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Eg9+v)

151 Ahem, the proper term is narcisexual.

No one loves me like me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (GbPPJ)

152 Not as bad as those women who get "married" to themselves in an actual ceremony.

-
I'm strictly a one night stander myself. No strings attached.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (+y/Ru)

153 "Self-Partnered,"


Meh. Just say you masturbate a lot. "Self-Partnered" sounds dumb.

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (7qR1X)

154 Joey has a life couch and is trying to sell a reality series in which he comes to terms and atones for all of his ridiculous assholery of the last several decades.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Speaking of which, whatever happened to Tom Sizemore?

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (tH5fk)

155 She's coupling with one of her multiple personalities.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Vy7tf)

156 "I was delighted by the news," Kate Bolick, the author of bestseller "Spinster: Making a Life of One's Own," told CNN. "When I was Watson's age, there wasn't a public conversation about the very real benefits of living and being alone. It heartens me to think that young people today are getting this message, and that perhaps society is on the road toward not being obsessed with coupledom." . . .

"When I was in my 20s, the only cultural examples of single women were fictional -- (like) Carrie Bradshaw and Bridget Jones -- and though they lived independently, they were obsessed with finding love," Bolick said.


Oh for the love of....

As one of those single millennials, it's not all it's cracked up to be. I do just fine on my own, but not having anyone gets really lonesome sometimes, and no amount of pets or "living my best life" is going to make up for that.

I look forward to all the misery my one-day middle-aged cohorts will experience when they wake up and discover they wasted their most productive years, so far as family is concerned.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (2PXwn)

157 Accio clue!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (rBtIz)

158 My guess is that no one can stand being around her.

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (mAxkE)

159 The finest wine isn't the stuff that was stomped yesterday.

( I do know how to sweet talk the 'ettes, don't I? ) LOL
Posted by: Zombie Willie Sutton at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)

Very well done, sir.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (9hauA)

160 Tami. Outstanding!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (0nzNY)

161 "I was delighted by the news," Kate Bolick, the author of bestseller "Spinster: Making a Life of One's Own," told CNN. "When I was Watson's age, there wasn't a public conversation about the very real benefits of
living and being alone. It heartens me to think that young people today are getting this message, and that perhaps society is on the road toward not being obsessed with coupledom." . . .

"When I was in my 20s, the only cultural examples of single women were fictional -- (like) Carrie Bradshaw and Bridget Jones -- and though they lived independently, they were obsessed with finding love," Bolick said.


Curiously, no men have espoused these sentiments. Ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

162 The only question is how long before she's had enough of her shit and walks out on her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

163 @realDonaldTrump 4 minutes ago

In order to continue being the most Transparent President in history, I will be releasing sometime this week the Transcript of the first, and therefore most important, phone call I had with the President of Ukraine. I am sure you will find it tantalizing!

Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (cF8AT)

164 It puts the lotion on it's skin.

Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (tH5fk)

165 *shakes head

U all need to get out more. She no cute. She gamine. Forever child.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (QJIMk)

166 Most of the images of her on the internet make her look like a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

167 She was literally beside herself with happiness.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (m45I2)

168 So, she is so miserable and unpleasant no one even wants to fuck her?


She cannot get fucked?

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (HALdu)

169 Emma has been in lots of movies other than the Potter series
Posted by: Skip

That anyone has seen?

Naked?

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (w7yCS)

170 >>No one loves me like me.


You should still play nice and let someone disappoint you on occasion.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (qMLbi)

171 I have to self partner. But I don't use fur oil, beaver blood is best.

Posted by: BigFoot nee Sasquatch at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

172 >>In order to continue being the most Transparent President in history, I will be releasing sometime this week the Transcript of the first, and therefore most important, phone call I had with the President of Ukraine. I am sure you will find it tantalizing!

People waiting for Trump to go on offense should stop waiting and enjoy the show.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

173 She does nothing for me...and I'd like to keep it that way.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (ewSN2)

174 We really should be thankful that she's not procreating.

Posted by: Bosk at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (9m9TT)

175 "I call it being self-partnered."

So if her left hand accidently touches her right hand does she report herself for sexual harassment?

Posted by: tbodie at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (fzLlD)

176 Tom Sizemore is over here!

Posted by: Drainage Ditch at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (3BlqQ)

177 However, because I am not a silly narcissist, I would never refer to myself as self-partnered.

If actors didn't say stupid things, we would pay near enough attention to them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

178 I remember waaaaay back when young actresses didn't think their every move in the bedroom was anyone's business but theirs.


You Tide Pod eaters can get off my lawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

179 Well, bless her heart.

Posted by: Moki at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (mFoNl)

180 *waves to the Empress*

Narcisexual as opposed to Marcisexual?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (WRnYo)

181 It's nice to see someone in Hollywood finally coming into their own.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (m45I2)

182 PDT said "tantalizing" .

Now he is just f**king with them. LOL That's my guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (Y4EXg)

183
If you think about her brain droppings, it's probably a cry for help. She's surrounded by fags, perverts, and noodle armed nerds. She probably longs for a knuckle dragger to toss her over his shoulder and take her home to have his way with her.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (j3npP)


Probably more truth here than she would ever admit to.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

184 So, self-partnered is the new hot for unwanted and conscious uncoupling is the new hot for dumped?

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)

185 Me, Myself & I: A Throuple Story

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (m45I2)

186 To be fair, it must be hard for uber rich female stars to maintain a romantic relationship or marriage.
Posted by: kallisto
--------

Perhaps, their expectations have become irrational.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (xSo9G)

187 The only question is how long before she's had enough of her shit and walks out on her.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (oVJmc)


LOL!!!

The cops will be called to the scene when she has the "meeting with the boss" scene in Fight Club with herself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

188 >>Probably more truth here than she would ever admit to.


Seriously. I'm in the book.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (qMLbi)

189 Emma has been in lots of movies other than the Potter series
Posted by: Skip

That anyone has seen?

Naked?
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (w7yCS)


Two years ago she was in the live action Beauty and the Beast that did a over billion dollars. So, yes, I'm pretty sure people saw that.

I am also relatively certain that she was not naked in that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (GbPPJ)

190 What's the hardest thing about self-partnering?


69.

Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)

191 163
@realDonaldTrump 4 minutes ago



In order to continue being the most Transparent President in
history, I will be releasing sometime this week the Transcript of the
first, and therefore most important, phone call I had with the President
of Ukraine. I am sure you will find it tantalizing!

Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (cF8AT)

Ain't no Schiff Show going to be able to upstage The Amazing and Luxurious World of Trump!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (MIvvh)

192 185 Me, Myself & I: A Throuple Story
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (m45I2)

LOL

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (9hauA)

193 Attention, everybody. I want to tell you all about what I had for lunch ...

Have I got everyone's attention? You, in the back, listen up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

194 Self-partnered?
Ah. Probably too much farting under the bedsheets.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

195 178 I remember waaaaay back when young actresses didn't think their every move in the bedroom was anyone's business but theirs.


I'm not saying a word.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

196 163
@realDonaldTrump 4 minutes ago



In order to continue being the most Transparent President in
history, I will be releasing sometime this week the Transcript of the
first, and therefore most important, phone call I had with the President
of Ukraine. I am sure you will find it tantalizing!


It would be hilarious if they discussed setting up the Democrats in the next phone call.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

197 As The Onion joked long ago -- before everything stopped being funny and started being stupidly real -- Women now empowered by everything a woman does.

==

The Onion aldo had another prescient article years ago - something about a man taking over the Feminist movement and being the best feminist leader ever

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (G546f)

198 168 Incels tell me that this is literally impossible. Yet, I believe it is possible to train women to be congenial femcels; so disgusted with any possible male partner as to be uncouplable, and so mentally abrasive as to be suitable only for bouts of catty female infighting.

Imagine what a revolution in population control this is. Forget contraceptives!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (Eg9+v)

199 That anyone has seen?

Naked?

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (w7yCS)


Runs to IMDB...

My friend is looking at IMDB!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (BiNEL)

200 @172
And while he's at it, he should also release every conversation Shit Midas had with Russia and Iran.


I'm pretty sure those transcripts will be quite revealing.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (JLrCS)

201 Most of the images of her on the internet make her look like a 14 year old boy.
Posted by: Sponge

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (Y4EXg)

202 I'm starting to wonder how an incel can be an incel.

I mean for that to happen, even hookers you're paying should be rejecting you.

And if the argument is well, being unable to meet someone you DON'T have to pay to love you, then you must not be familiar with the concept of marriage.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (+dsLj)

203 To be fair, it must be hard for uber rich female stars to maintain a romantic relationship or marriage.

Yeah just about everything is working against a relationship in that setup, such as long distances apart for months, constantly being surrounded by stunning people with no moral compass, the egotism and self-regard of actors mixed with incredibly low self esteem because they know they only repeat other peoples' words and have no intrinsic value to humanity, etc. The fact that ANY of the work out is shocking.

Emma has been in lots of movies other than the Potter series

Tens of people have watched them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

204 Me, Myself I: A Throuple Story

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (rBtIz)

205 well fuck me running

The five-year-old Juliana pig and her owner, Tatyana Danilova, are part of San Francisco International Airports Wag Brigade a program that brings therapy animals to the airport to cheer passengers up and help ease travel anxieties.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

206 Emma has been in lots of movies other than the Potter series
Posted by: Skip

That anyone has seen?

Naked?
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (w7yCS)


She was "Beauty" in the live action remake of Beauty and the Beast. Had a cameo as herself in the silly but sorta fun Seth Rogan movie, End of the World. She was actually pretty good in that role.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (hku12)

207 Two years ago she was in the live action Beauty and the Beast that did a over billion dollars. So, yes, I'm pretty sure people saw that.

I am also relatively certain that she was not naked in that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (GbPPJ)

Ugh, I found her either miscast or poorly styled. She looked so ordinary in that iconic dancing scene with the beast when she should have looked radiant.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (9hauA)

208 Congrats, you get to die alone and your cats will eat your face.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (cGlgB)

209 190 What's the hardest thing about self-partnering?


69.
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)


The inevitable Hollywood divorce.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

210 It's nice to see someone in Hollywood finally coming into their own.
Posted by: Muldoon
-----

Emerging from the shadow of false-sense-of-worth, 'evolving'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (xSo9G)

211 *shakes head

U all need to get out more. She no cute. She gamine. Forever child.
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (QJIMk)


See, this is the thing for me. I think Emma Watson is attractive, objectively speaking, but I can't find her attractive. Because I've seen too many of the HP movies, with her starting out at age 11, and it just weirds me out. I can't look at her and not see a fifth-grader.

I feel the same way about Selena Gomez too, only more so, because she never really grew into adulthood. She looks like you stuck a child's face on an adult woman's body. The fact that Ciaramella's lawyer (or whoever) is into her is a dead giveaway in my book.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (2PXwn)

212 This is "I'm alone, not lonely" for millenials. She can say whatever she wants. Her biological
clock is ticking away.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (H5knJ)

213 "With that simple utterance, Emma Watson launched a flood of tweets,
think pieces and water cooler conversations [At CNN] earlier this week."



Fixed it.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (n0Iwq)

214 Oh to be an English bathtub I guess.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (Fxgkp)

215 She won't need a partner to dance
Or even to keep her entranced
When she goes on a date
And stays out late
They can fit in the back of a Trabant

Posted by: Moby Dork at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (Tnijr)

216 As The Onion joked long ago -- before everything stopped being funny and started being stupidly real -- Women now empowered by everything a woman does.

Been that way for some time. If a woman does it, it's "empowering," no matter how stupid or awful it is, e.g. abortion.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (Od33b)

217 I call it being self-retarded.

Posted by: Archer at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (0E35O)

218 The five-year-old Juliana pig and her owner, Tatyana Danilova, are part of San Francisco International Airports Wag Brigade a program that brings therapy animals to the airport to cheer passengers up and help ease travel anxieties.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)


Jews and muslhams hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)

219 185 Me, Myself & I: A Throuple Story
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (m45I2)

ha

and all I need is this vibrator
and these batteries
and some KY

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

220 Wingardium lesbiosa!

wait no...

Selfpelliarmus!

Posted by: Hermione's Book of Self-love Spells at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (G546f)

221 So when will Emma have a clone of herself made?

*cues up Pat Benetar's "My Clone Sleeps Alone."*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (WRnYo)

222 Emma Watson does seem smart enough to at least avoid taking naked pictures of herself and keeping them on the Apple servers. She had a few years of not really knowing how to wear clothes very well though, many, er malfunctions including one infamous "climbing out of the car" shot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

223 >>Congrats, you get to die alone and your cats will eat your face.


LICKSORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Kcqvt9BOk

Posted by: GWAR at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (qMLbi)

224 Tom Sizemore is over here!
Posted by: Drainage Ditch at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (3BlqQ)

Hahahaha.....poor bastard.

What ever happened to Tom Berenger?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (Z+IKu)

225 Don Cherry was right.

Posted by: Archer at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (0E35O)

226 Further evidence that anything and everything connected to Harry Potter is stupid.

Posted by: tsj017 at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (7ReX+)

227 does she sext herself?

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (Fxgkp)

228 I'd let her be my sugar-momma.

Posted by: RI Red at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (iZcnB)

229 Just (FACEPALM) Double Fucking (FACEPALM)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (BqBId)

230 158 My guess is that no one can stand being around her.
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (mAxkE)


yes, because she is perfect.


just ask her.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

231 Don Cherry WAS right

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (Fxgkp)

232 It's nice to see someone in Hollywood finally coming into their own.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (m45I2)


Egad. For some reason that made me think of tubgirl.

For those who don't know what that is, don't google it.

Trust me.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (hku12)

233 I feel the same way about Selena Gomez too, only more so, because she never really grew into adulthood. She looks like you stuck a child's face on an adult woman's body.

Yeah Selena Gomez has the face of an 11 year old and the body of a 25 year old. I'm sure it appeals a great deal to fans of Anime but its disturbing in a lot of ways.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (KZzsI)

234 U all need to get out more. She no cute. She gamine. Forever child. Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (QJIMk)

****************

This. I can't get past the idea of dating someone who will always be one haircut away from looking like an anemic 12 year old boy.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (+dsLj)

235 The five-year-old Juliana pig and her owner, Tatyana Danilova, are part of San Francisco International Airports Wag Brigade a program that brings therapy animals to the airport to cheer passengers up and help ease travel anxieties.
Posted by: rhennigantx
---------
Boeing 737 MAX flyers Enter Here---> Pig Sty

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (CDGwz)

236 What happens when she has a lover's quarrel with herself?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

237 What ever happened to Tom Berenger?





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM


The sniper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (rBtIz)

238 193 Attention, everybody. I want to tell you all about what I had for lunch ...

Have I got everyone's attention? You, in the back, listen up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (YqDXo)


Welllllllllllll....we're waiting.

*taps foot*

Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (cF8AT)

239 What's the hardest thing about self-partnering?


69.
Posted by: Emma Watson

Hot yoga?

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (w7yCS)

240 The five-year-old Juliana pig and her owner, Tatyana Danilova, are part of San Francisco International Airports Wag Brigade a program that brings therapy animals to the airport to cheer passengers up and help ease travel anxieties.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

Bacon!!!

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (G546f)

241 Emma was in Noah, the funk remake of an old good tale.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (0nzNY)

242 Don Cherry was fired for being right.

Posted by: Archer at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (0E35O)

243 Don Cherry, more American than Omar will ever be.
And his clothes are better too,

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (Fxgkp)

244
Been that way for some time. If a woman does it, it's "empowering," no matter how stupid or awful it is, e.g. abortion.


Which really makes you think that feminist women are complete emotional basketcases.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

245 Lets give Emma a hand! or maybe just a finger or two.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)

246 This. I can't get past the idea of dating someone who will always be one haircut away from looking like an anemic 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (+dsLj)


You don't have to look far to see....she gets this haircut. Often.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

247 Emma was in Noah, the funk remake of an old good tale.

Good lord that was horrible. No amount of budget or casting could make that work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

248 People like Watson will make the burning times so much less regrettable.

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (Pzzpr)

249 Does she like her clam steamed?

...Goopy Paltrow...

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (vd8XM)

250 So chronic masturbator?





That's what I hear from that.




You forgot narcissistic. Narcissistic chronic masturbator.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (Wmf3G)

251 186. I can't think of one female megastar who is married or even dating longterm. Not even Dolly Parton. Although she is allegedly on the down low.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (x7OgJ)

252 Is self partnering different than single and not looking?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

253 Yeah Selena Gomez has the face of an 11 year old and the body of a 25 year old. I'm sure it appeals a great deal to fans of Anime but its disturbing in a lot of ways.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (KZzsI)

Arianna Grand creeps me out for a similar reason. She's in her mid 20s, I think, but she looks like a 12 year old in a playboy bunny getup.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (9hauA)

254 emma watson also said girls shouldn't be forced by the patriarchy to date chads, or something, while she was a dating a 6'5" chad.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (FEQY4)

255 Yeah Selena Gomez has the face of an 11 year old and the body of a 25 year old.


Holy crap. It's true.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (tH5fk)

256 236 What happens when she has a lover's quarrel with herself?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)


the makeup sex must be amazing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:50 PM (sy5kK)

257 That's nice Emma. Who pays for dinner?

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:50 PM (Fxgkp)

258 Emma was in Noah, the funk remake of an old good tale.

************

My favorite part was how global warming was still a thing before automobiles were invented.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:50 PM (+dsLj)

259 She doesn't need no man to validate her! You go girl! Die sad and lonely with 50 cats to prove what a powerful feminist you are!

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (noE+3)

260 Ariana Grand is 30-ish now and that fake ponytail clipped to the back of her head is just laughably bad.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (ewSN2)

261 Great! Now do dying alone and unloved.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (6/uwW)

262 252 Is self partnering different than single and not looking?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

It's similar but more special.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (9hauA)

263 Most of these stars have schedules and social circles that make relationship stability impossible. I'd suspect the constant undercover sexual abuse doesn't help at all.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (Eg9+v)

264 You know, maybe she's just tired of Hollywood pervs hitting on her and this is her cover story

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (G546f)

265 I've known 30 year old single women who would fuck anything and everything.

They never called themselves "self-partnered."

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (wo3c/)

266 ... and UN goodwill ambassador ...

Ahem.

You know who else is a UN Goodwill Ambassador?

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (DMUuz)

267 Well I ain't a Chad but I'm sure I have many other desirable qualities around here somewhere...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (Od33b)

268 Could we have an actual Veterans Day thread or something?

Jeebus. I couldn't care less about this crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

269 my fingers are bleeding

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

270 Would you like a complimentary soda with your pretzels?

Posted by: Juliana Pig at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (EgshT)

271 Let your fingers do the walking . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (q1Pj5)

272 real -- Women now empowered by everything a woman does.
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This is true, though, right?

If you are self-partnered, you're awesome!
If you have 1,000 partners and it makes you happy, you're awesome!
If you enjoy old school, curvaceous, Marilyn Monroe style dresses and make up, you're awesome!
If you hate make up and decide to dress like a boy, you're awesome!
If you are feminine and love the finer things, you're awesome!
If you are punchy-kicky girl who beats up armed 300 lb bodyguards, you're awesome!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (xptlg)

273 What's the hardest thing about self-partnering?

69.
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)

So, you are saying One is not the lonliest number?

Posted by: tbodie at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (fzLlD)

274 254 ah yeah feminist syndrome - "fight the patriarchy" "also dating chad"
but *voluntarily* you see

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (Eg9+v)

275 46 "Self Partnered". What a ludicrous term.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It is a blatant admission that she is not whole without a partner, but she is apparently too dense to see.

I think it is also a statement that she does not think any man is good enough for her.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (LWu6U)

276 >>Emma has been in lots of movies other than the Potter series

She was in a bad movie "The Circle" where she worked for a google-like company that tested out 24x7 live broadcast of her life, that included creepy real-life social-media mobbing (literally cancelling someone by chasing them off a bridge).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (bDqIh)

277 Hey, hey, HEY!!
I tripped over some lint today! I feel sooooo empowered. Did I fall down and say, I meant to do that? No. Did I post a self deprecating clumsy meme on facebook? No. I just caught my balance and moved on! That's right, motherfuckers! I HANDLED that shit like a boss!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (myjNJ)

278 Don't forget ME, Ambassador Jolie!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (0nzNY)

279 Even mattress girl is dating a Chad.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Od33b)

280 No lying about having a headache.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Fxgkp)

281 I can't think of one female megastar who is married or even dating longterm.

***********************

Goldie Hawn maybe? I'm guessing her almost life long relationship with Kurt Russell worked because they never married.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (+dsLj)

282 By the way Neil Young is all miffed because he wants to become a US citizen to vote next year (he's Canadian) and its being held up. He claims its because he likes to smoke weed. I'm guessing its because he's a reprobate who brings zero positive to the USA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

283 So, who kills the spiders in her house?


Posted by: Toad-O at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (cct0t)

284 Lets give Emma a hand! or maybe just a finger or two.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)


She gets a manicure and it's like she's cheating on herself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

285 264 I wonder how much of the relationship instability in hollywood and the music industry is just a side effect of drugs and sexual abuse

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Eg9+v)

286 She doesn't need no man to validate her! You go
girl! Die sad and lonely with 50 cats to prove what a powerful feminist
you are!

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (noE+3)

We want nothing to do with this bitch. Leave us out.

Posted by: 50 or so, cats at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (vqIkG)

287 Man, I am pissed about that Don Cherry thing. I'm not watching Hockey Night in Canada again. Fuck those guys in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (hkouz)

288 Even mattress girl is dating a Chad.

******************

What kind of a fucking moron dates mattress girl. Seriously, that's like dragging the bottom of the pacific.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)

289 She was in a bad movie "The Circle" where she worked for a google-like company that tested out 24x7 live broadcast of her life, that included creepy real-life social-media mobbing (literally cancelling someone by chasing them off a bridge).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (bDqIh)

the movie was poorly done but the premise was very on the nose

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (G546f)

290 Where's a good Haven Monahan when you need one?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (m45I2)

291 Lol. Son posted pics of himself in the Corps for Veterans Day, his graduation pic, and a couple from Afghanistan.


One of his buddies said, "I didn't think you could look more gay than you do now."

Bwahahaha. I love the Marines.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

292 This. I can't get past the idea of dating someone
who will always be one haircut away from looking like an anemic 12 year
old boy.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (+dsLj)

Zip it, or I'll have Moose and Rocco here give you some free dental work.

Posted by: Frank Sinatra at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (q1Pj5)

293 285 264 I wonder how much of the relationship instability in hollywood and the music industry is just a side effect of drugs and sexual abuse
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Eg9+v)


the answer lies on that 8-ball of coke, lined out on the hooker's tight ass.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

294 my fingers are bleeding
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)


No. You're supposed to take a break when you're on the rag, sweetie.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Jane, I'm with you. I'm thinking I don't care for this culture.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (0nzNY)

296 Dragging a mattress everywhere seems like a lotta work.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (tH5fk)

297 British actors tend to stay married. If you look up a lot of them, they've been married to just one person.

The lack of the glitz and glamor of celebrity we have here probably helps.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (9hauA)

298 Bacon!!!

"What? You want Arnold back?? I thought you were just out of sausage and wanted to make up for it."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (HaL55)

299 190
What's the hardest thing about self-partnering?

69.

Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)
.........

Get a dog.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

300 Attention, everybody. I want to tell you all about what I had for lunch ...
Have I got everyone's attention? You, in the back, listen up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM


Legumes? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!

Posted by: Greta T. at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (DMUuz)

301 >>the movie was poorly done but the premise was very on the nose
Right?The ending was horrid - just accept the surveillance!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (bDqIh)

302 You know, maybe she's just tired of Hollywood pervs hitting on her and this is her cover story
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (G546f)


There are obviously people who get on these threads, and you can see the hate dripping from them.

Honestly, I don't understand why anyone gets worked up about movie stars and their stupidity.

Now, movie moguls who eat these children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, then toss them aside as they age out... there's a place for one's hate.

Was Emma Watson passed around like a poo poo platter? I don't know, but probably. So she's got some screws loose, and says stupid things. I sure as hell can't fault her for saying "you know what? I'm not going to be with anyone right now." I

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (hku12)

303 Any Congress critter could pass a special immigration bill for Neil Young

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (w7yCS)

304
Jane, I'm with you. I'm thinking I don't care for this culture.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (0nzNY)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

305 I wonder how much of the relationship instability in hollywood and the music industry is just a side effect of drugs and sexual abuse
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit
--------

Clashing egos, narcissism, and the finances to walk away without consequences. It's a recipe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (xSo9G)

306 Ariana Grand is 30-ish now and that fake ponytail clipped to the back of her head is just laughably bad.

I heard a story that the ponytail is to cover up that her scalp is all messed up on top of her head from a mishap in her youth. No clue if that's true or not.

But yeah she's in the same category, looks like a tween, but is in her 20s.

Emma is just slender, like Natalie Portman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (KZzsI)

307 Dragging a mattress everywhere seems like a lotta work.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (tH5fk)

Think of the toned arms though.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (9hauA)

308 British actors tend to stay married. If you look up a lot of them, they've been married to just one person.

The lack of the glitz and glamor of celebrity we have here probably helps.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM


This.

Posted by: Meghan Windsor at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (DMUuz)

309 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Schiff and the Dems have created this whole thing, they reverse engineer it. They've been vowing to impeach for three years. Why should we listen to them? Why should we want to?" @greggutfeld @FoxNews

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (BqBId)

310 Grab a hold of the end of this huge appendage and see how empowered you are.

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (yhf6w)

311 Man, I am pissed about that Don Cherry thing. I'm not watching Hockey Night in Canada again. Fuck those guys in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (hkouz)


I'm with you on this one. I don't have cable TV anymore, but found this guy epic.

The broadcast will suffer with him missing.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

312 British actors tend to stay married. If you look up a lot of them, they've been married to just one person.

The lack of the glitz and glamor of celebrity we have here probably helps.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (9hauA)


Also helps that English women have a long tradition of standing by their gay husbands.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (hku12)

313 Jane, a big hug and thank you from me to D'Oh Boy for his service.

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (G546f)

314 A truism in my life:

Solitude is best when you share it with someone.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (m45I2)

315 I tried self-partnering. I asked myself out on a date but I was turned down. (stifled sob)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (COzlW)

316 the answer lies on that 8-ball of coke, lined out on the hooker's production assistants tight ass.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Fixed

Posted by: UncleHarv at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (w7yCS)

317 As The Onion joked long ago -- before everything stopped being funny and started being stupidly real -- Women now empowered by everything a woman does.
=======
I think I found the one "non-empowered" womanly role: you are totally NOT a worthy womxn if: you are a pro-life, religious, stay at home Mom, who loves children and flowers, and appreciates Norman Rockwell paintings

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (xptlg)

318 Posted by: rhennigantx


"...and this lamp."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (LWu6U)

319 296 Dragging a mattress everywhere seems like a lotta work.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (tH5fk)

saves wear and tear on the knees

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

320 Ain't no sunshine when I'm gone

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)

321 You know, maybe she's just tired of Hollywood pervs hitting on her and this is her cover story

Maybe. She's too old for a lot of them. I think she's just genuinely very weird and has an incredibly lofty opinion of herself and her intellect which, if she's moderately smart, would be easy to get when surrounded by most people in show business. She probably IS the smartest person in the room when around them.

She keeps picking small boutique art films that are supposed to be clever and give her an interesting role but end up not being very good or smart. Once in a while she does a bigger part like Beauty & the Beast. Wonder if she did her own singing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

322 "I call it being self-partnered."

In other words, she cannot find anyone to put up with her over-the-top Bullshit.

Posted by: TxMarko at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (Pw3eY)

323 i totally regret i have zero fucks to give about whoever the fuck this is. being culture challenged is fine with me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (KP5rU)

324 I am pig. Hear me roar. Oink.

Posted by: Juliana Pig at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (EgshT)

325 The other problem with Selena is that she has Bieber's stink on her.

Though it's not as bad as Taylor Swift or Katy Perry. The stench of Mayer cannot be removed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (k+rN6)

326 I liked the part of the sexual revolution better where woman were empowered by giving blow jobs.

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (w7yCS)

327
Clashing egos, narcissism, and the finances to walk away without consequences. It's a recipe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (xSo9G)


Sounds like a joke.

Clashing egos, narcissism and the finances walk into a bar...

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

328 she's named her dildos and worships them constantly.

Posted by: monkey at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (CLteG)

329 Ariana Grand is 30-ish now and that fake ponytail clipped to the back of her head is just laughably bad.
--------------------------
I heard a story that the ponytail is to cover up that her scalp is all messed up on top of her head from a mishap in her youth. No clue if that's true or not.

But yeah she's in the same category, looks like a tween, but is in her 20s.

Emma is just slender, like Natalie Portman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (KZzsI)


I don't pay any attention to this sort of thing, but isn't Grande sorta doing the ingenue type thing these days? Like a hip hop torch singer or something?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (hku12)

330 Any Congress critter could pass a special immigration bill for Neil Young
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (w7yCS)


They're too busy with the impeachment thing.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (aS1PU)

331 Glenn Reynolds posts an article about the Navy Boat Cloak bing discontinued. 5 links and a WWII era photo, none of which show this "boat cloak" and it turns out the whole article is from 2015. I hate having my time wasted by unexpectedly bad click bait.

Posted by: Downcast at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (6hOyl)

332
*flips on TV*

Wait... I thought Vanna White was going to be self-partnering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)

333 Jane, a big hug and thank you from me to D'Oh Boy for his service.

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (G546f)


Jane, this ^^^^, from me as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (BiNEL)

334 British actors tend to stay married. If you look up a lot of them, they've been married to just one person.



The lack of the glitz and glamor of celebrity we have here probably helps.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (9hauA)


And the lack of dental care in the general population.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (q1Pj5)

335 Deval Patrick, or is it Patrick Deval? Well, he's thinking of becoming a presidential candidate. How bad is the Democratic field if he's going for it? Did he leave his Massachusetts' job in disgrace? Well, as long as he didn't kill . . . he's qualified!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (vGJY7)

336 302 You know, maybe she's just tired of Hollywood pervs hitting on her and this is her cover story
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (G546f)


There are obviously people who get on these threads, and you can see the hate dripping from them.

Honestly, I don't understand why anyone gets worked up about movie stars and their stupidity.

Now, movie moguls who eat these children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, then toss them aside as they age out... there's a place for one's hate.

Was Emma Watson passed around like a poo poo platter? I don't know, but probably. So she's got some screws loose, and says stupid things. I sure as hell can't fault her for saying "you know what? I'm not going to be with anyone right now." I
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (hku12)

I assume all the child actors have been ridden hard and put away wet

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (JFO2v)

337 Was Emma Watson passed around like a poo poo platter? I don't know, but probably. So she's got some screws loose, and says stupid things. I sure as hell can't fault her for saying "you know what? I'm not going to be with anyone right now." I
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (hku12)

She is being dragged for the "self partnered" nonsense.

But I agree. Maybe the men in Hollywood are too skeezy for her. And who knows what happened to her as a child in that cesspool of pedophilia.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (9hauA)

338 Sounds like Emma's having trouble finding a mate.
She should go on 90 Day Fiance.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

339 LOL: self partnered. I call it "I'm too damn busy to carve out time for dating and I don't miss having a guy enough to move dating up the priority chain. But there are definitely times when it would be really nice to have a guy's muscle and mechanical aptitude (I'm not bad for an 'ette, but I'm not great)

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (eASYU)

340 Thanks, vmom and Commissar Hrothgar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

341 =======
I think I found the one "non-empowered" womanly role: you are totally NOT a worthy womxn if: you are a pro-life, religious, stay at home Mom, who loves children and flowers, and appreciates Norman Rockwell paintings
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore

And makes pot roast and pound cake

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (w7yCS)

342 shut up when you're talking to me!

Posted by: monkey at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (CLteG)

343 Glenn Reynolds...and it turns out the whole article is from 2015. I hate having my time wasted by unexpectedly bad click bait.

*********

That's what you get for visiting Amazonpundit.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (+dsLj)

344 I don't pay any attention to this sort of thing, but isn't Grande sorta doing the ingenue type thing these days? Like a hip hop torch singer or something?

I honesty do not know, I only know of her from images in the press places like Daily Mail. She was on some Disney show but I never saw it. I know she's a favorite of short eyes still even though she's too old for them because she still looks like a kid. Not sure where her career goes when she doesn't look like that any longer. Nowhere good I'm guessing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

345 They don't even have girls in Canada.

https://bit.ly/2rvc1EZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (+y/Ru)

346 339: (I'm not longin to be a guy) it would be nice to have an opposite sex partner so I'd have access to his muscles etc.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (eASYU)

347 272 real -- Women now empowered by everything a woman does.

Men, too!

Posted by: Transgender athlete at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (Vy7tf)

348 SMH, if your around and even if not- THANK YOU for your service.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (0nzNY)

349 They don't even have girls in Canada.

*******

Eh?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 07:03 PM (+dsLj)

350 Sounds like Emma's having trouble finding a mate.
She should go on 90 Day Fiance.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)


Craigslist.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Watson's big sin to me is launching the whole Tranny movement with her stupid UN speech. She kicked it all off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:03 PM (KZzsI)

352 Wonder if she did her own singing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

_______


Yes, she called it a self-duet.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (WqPYg)

353 That's what you get for visiting Amazonpundit.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (+dsLj)


The years of hustling bucks from "the" Bezos have not been kind to Glenn!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (BiNEL)

354 What kind of a fucking moron dates mattress girl. Seriously, that's like dragging the bottom of the pacific.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)

It's pretty damn reckless to say the least.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

355

Details on the Cherry firing:

Cherry derided immigrants by saying Saturday night, ''You people ... you love our way of life, you love our milk and honey, at least you can pay a couple bucks for a poppy or something like that. These guys paid for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada, these guys paid the biggest price.''

The tradition of wearing poppies in Canada honors the country's war dead on Remembrance Day, which was observed Monday.



Don Cherry is correct. Even worse here, with the Ilhan Omars, the Jamala Jayapals, the Sandy Ocasios doing their thing.

None of them could give a rat's ass about the hundreds of thousands of young men and women killed fighting for our nation's freedom.

Truly, *uck them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

356 A truism in my life:

Solitude is best when you share it with someone.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (m45I2)

You must be an extrovert.

I would be overjoyed if promised to be left alone for a few weeks with no one texting, emailing, or calling me. I loooove solitude, probably to an extreme degree.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (9hauA)

357 Sounds like Emma's having trouble finding a mate.

She should go on 90 Day Fiance.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T



She should just hang out around Fort Bragg.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (MIvvh)

358 I am the wind beneath my wings.

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

359 And Ariana Grande? I'd still lick her donut.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

360 339: (I'm not longin to be a guy) it would be nice to have an opposite sex partner so I'd have access to his muscles etc.
Posted by: paleRider

Speaking as a short, ginger are generally available. Esp for pound cake.

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (w7yCS)

361 I've suddenly found myself remembering Helen Keller jokes

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (ewSN2)

362 They don't even have girls in Canada.



*******


Try Spain. They say the ladies are insane there. Don't refuse it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (q1Pj5)

363 We'll be covering impeachment live on Wednesday!

Posted by: NBC ABC CBS at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (jKqaK)

364 58 Self-partnered' at 30 = weird, tipsy cat lady at 60.
Poly juice potion at age 13, in Chamber of Secrets, she was already a cat-lady.

Posted by: Downcast at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (6hOyl)

365
I couldn't pick Emma Wilson out of a lineup.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (aRPuE)

366 (I'm not bad for an 'ette, but I'm not great)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable

----

Stop it. 'ettes are, by definition, terrific women. Everyone I have met irl have been interesting, lovely, fine women.

It's us Moron's that are the reprobates.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (Y4EXg)

367 It's pretty damn reckless to say the least.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)


There's nothing like a little Russian Roulette with your cock.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

368 354 What kind of a fucking moron dates mattress girl. Seriously, that's like dragging the bottom of the pacific.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)

It's pretty damn reckless to say the least.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

Indeed, She craves the surprise anal.

Posted by: monkey at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (CLteG)

369 If she were a Moron, she'd just call it Fappin.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (NgKpN)

370 Men are better than women at everything, including being women.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (MgmBg)

371 jesus, the left is still trying to get trump's tax returns...another judge be all like "derr herr, his pre-2016 tax returns are legit needed"

his lawyers need to demand lefty judges recuse themselves.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (FEQY4)

372 I'm in Singapore, and I wore a poppy yesterday. What waswrong with what Cherry said

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (w7yCS)

373
I love me
I honestly love me

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (Tnijr)

374 Try Spain. They say the ladies are insane there. Don't refuse it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (q1Pj5)


Well, I've never been to Spain, but I've been to Oklahoma.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (aS1PU)

375
EPSTEINIVS NON COMMITTERE MORS VOLVNTARIA

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (DMUuz)

376 I couldn't pick Emma Wilson out of a lineup.


*********

Hint: She'll be the one who looks exactly like the person she's with.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (m45I2)

377 They call it "Solo" at Pornhub.


I heard somewhere.

Posted by: Passing Commenter at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (4fmLd)

378 Pictures or it didn't happen.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (xInes)

379 I would be overjoyed if promised to be left alone for a few weeks with no one texting, emailing, or calling me. I loooove solitude, probably to an extreme degree.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (9hauA)

I need my alone time to recharge, but I spend too much time in unhealthy isolation. Need to change that and find some balance.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

380 I have read through Cherry's statement and while I really don't know who the heck he is, I can't find anything remotely objectionable in what he said. In any sense of the word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)

381 What's all this about the Air Force guy in Iron Man getting fired?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (q1Pj5)

382
Try Spain. They say the ladies are insane there. Don't refuse it.
Posted by: Count de Monet
---------

Kansas City.

Posted by: Wilbert Harrison at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (CDGwz)

383 366 (I'm not bad for an 'ette, but I'm not great)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable

----

Stop it. 'ettes are, by definition, terrific women. Everyone I have met irl have been interesting, lovely, fine women.

It's us Moron's that are the reprobates.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (Y4EXg)

Yes, well versed in Reprobateing!

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

384 LOL: self partnered. I call it "I'm too damn busy to carve out time for dating and I don't miss having a guy enough to move dating up the priority chain. But there are definitely times when it would be really nice to have a guy's muscle and mechanical aptitude (I'm not bad for an 'ette, but I'm not great)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (eASYU)

Looks like we are in the same boat.

Although I would like to make time for dating next year (too busy this year). But it doesn't help enjoying my life now and never being lonely. I wish I had more internal motivation. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (9hauA)

385 Well, I've never been to Spain, but I've been to Oklahoma.

******

I have been to Fort Worth AND I have been to Spain.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (m45I2)

386 SMH, if your around and even if not- THANK YOU for your service.

Amen to that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (dUJdY)

387 @realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago

"The President has until September 30th to give this aid to Ukraine. He gets it out on September 11th., 3 weeks before the deadline. So, we give our ally aid, and Joe Biden is not investigated. Remember that, they get the aid and we get nothing in return. The Democrats....

....want that to be an impeachable offense? Good luck with that!" @JesseBWatters @FoxNews

Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (cF8AT)

388 I think Cherry was wrong because doesn't he realize that all those soldiers who fought and died for Canada, Europe, and the Queen were merely doing so in anticipation for non-european invaders to come to Canada and demand special privileges?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (FEQY4)

389 370 Men are better than women at everything, including being women.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (MgmBg)

at sports thats a fact best women athletes are men

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (JFO2v)

390 "self-partnered"

Translation:

"All the guys have discovered that being in a relationship with Woke me has all the appeal of sitting in a bathtub full of scissors."

Posted by: Azathoth at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (5/8Z4)

391 I'm in Singapore, and I wore a poppy yesterday. What waswrong with what Cherry said
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (w7yCS)


Forget it Jean, it's Canada.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (aS1PU)

392 I'm getting an "impeachment" tattoo you know where, tee hee.

Posted by: David French at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (CLteG)

393 341, Jean, plus Murrican Ninja War Eeyore:

Well, the Missus does make pot roast AND pound cake (among many other things) so there's that.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (k3g2v)

394 381 What's all this about the Air Force guy in Iron Man getting fired?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (q1Pj5)

Probably objected to War Machine having to go Transexual.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (NgKpN)

395 I have read through Cherry's statement and while I really don't know who the heck he is, I can't find anything remotely objectionable in what he said. In any sense of the word.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)


Canadian hockey guy that is famous for wearing OBNOXIOUSLY loud suits to broadcasts.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

396 SMH, if your around and even if not- THANK YOU for your service.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (0nzNY)


One of the problems with this format is you can never tell if a message gets through.
But IIRC, both SMH and Ex-ex deserve our thanks for their service!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (BiNEL)

397 I'd write taxes, gfy in crayon on a blank sheet of paper and dare them to do dick.

Or, put them in box under a bed in the white house

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (w7yCS)

398 I suspect that the fact she has a bunch of hangers-on makes this silly self-partnered thing easier for her. Everyone - even we introverts - needs a certain amount of human contact. And it helps tremendously if that contact is someone that you trust to give you a hug when circumstances require it.

Posted by: junior at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (9ZF2p)

399 What's wrong with bathtubs and scissors? I do it all the time

Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (CLteG)

400 And if you can't be with the one you love,
Love the one you're with, love the one you're with.

Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (q1Pj5)

401 I'm getting an "impeachment" tattoo you know where, tee hee.
Posted by: David French at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (CLteG)


I'm guessing your leg because rumor has it, your dick ain't no where near big enough for that.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

402 281. Yes I actually thought about Goldie. She was an A-lister when she met Kurt.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (x7OgJ)

403 380 I have read through Cherry's statement and while I really don't know who the heck he is, I can't find anything remotely objectionable in what he said. In any sense of the word.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Nove

====

that statement's a candian human right's violation. Canada is a nation of immigrants, not the yucky people that live there already. Any expectation that they conform is a hate crime.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (FEQY4)

404
8th of November 1965, the 173rd Airborne gets ambushed. Big and Rich have a song; I kinda liked it. The guy with the gray ponytail could be a guy a lot of us know.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ozpdBvB0hek

Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 07:10 PM (x9sIM)

405 372 I'm in Singapore, and I wore a poppy yesterday. What waswrong with what Cherry said

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (w7yCS)

Lived there for several years. Tell 'em I said 'hi la'....

Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 07:10 PM (cF8AT)

406 Deval Fitzpatrick or Patrick Fitzdeval?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 11, 2019 07:10 PM (MgmBg)

407


There are obviously people who get on these threads, and you can see the hate dripping from them.

That's not hate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

408 I need my alone time to recharge, but I spend too much time in unhealthy isolation. Need to change that and find some balance.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

I feel you. I personally don't find my isolation unhealthy, but it's probably not the healthiest thing in the world, and it is good to get out there and interact with and bless others.

I do go to church on Sundays and usually another day during the week and I get good social interaction there.

Oh, so maybe I can live the rest of my time as a hermit. Yes!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (9hauA)

409 380
I have read through Cherry's statement and while I really don't know who
the heck he is, I can't find anything remotely objectionable in what he
said. In any sense of the word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)


________


It's simply unpatriotic to insinuate that foreigners -- who come to your country, hate you, act unpatriotic, and want you dead -- are unpatriotic.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (WqPYg)

410 Cherry dared to voice concern about the Wests' cultural suicide via ungrateful, unwanted, unassimilated immigration

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (FEQY4)

411 380 I have read through Cherry's statement and while I really don't know who the heck he is, I can't find anything remotely objectionable in what he said. In any sense of the word.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)


Kinda the John Madden of Canadian hockey.

Everyone liked John Madden. And he would say goofy stuff, but that just made everyone love him more.

Because he forgot more than most coaches will ever learn about the sport.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

412 If the multi-millionaire chick wasn't just blowing smoke up our asses for publicity, she could skimp and scrounge and carve out a pretty decent, private, family life with her prior earnings.

Or she could just blow me. Daily.

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (wo3c/)

413 she don't want
any body else!
When she thinks about herself
she touches herself

... the Divinyls wore it better I think.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (ykYG2)

414 "The same media that loves attacking male "incels" is praising a femcel"

Ace, you're missing a golden opportunity here.

An incubus is a male sex demon. A succubus is a female sex demon.

To me, this strongly suggests that the feminine of "incel" should definitely be "suc-cel". To maintain proper pronunciation we may want to just spell it "suckcel".

Posted by: Qwinn at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (zKPbb)

415 Google says they have the answer before you ask the question.

The data collection company, Google, that paid $170M fine for collecting data on children, that exposed 100s of thousands of persons personal information from Plus, that also collects data from its search engine, home speakers, free email, Fitbit health apparatus is pressing on.

Now, in another step toward having all the answers Google is partnering with Catholic based Ascension health services.

http://tinyurl.com/ygg33bem
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ygg33bem

Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (iEXgF)

416 Hrothgar , there are a lot of good people here that have or are currently serving but SMH has a special place in my heart.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (0nzNY)

417 Cherry dared to voice concern about the Wests' cultural suicide via ungrateful, unwanted, unassimilated immigration
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (FEQY4)


This.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (Zz0t1)

418 I think Emma Watson means she'll just partner up when she feels like it. She said that she was single, not that she wasn't getting dick.

Posted by: Bildo at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (Mw5hD)

419 I have brought many woman to empowerment with by strong man power.

Posted by: The Paola at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (IGJk8)

420 Cherry dared to voice concern about the Wests' cultural suicide via ungrateful, unwanted, unassimilated immigration

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (FEQY4)


How dare he!

Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (BiNEL)

421 It's simply unpatriotic to insinuate that foreigners -- who come to your country, hate you, act unpatriotic, and want you dead -- are unpatriotic.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (WqPYg)


Hear Hear!!!!

Posted by: The Squad at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

422 I have no idea who this Watson chick is, and that makes me terribly happy.

Posted by: lizabth at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (L3Rsz)

423


Daniel Craig is Xer Bond in The Spy Who Partnered Xerself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (ziy5X)

424 Jesse B Watters is on a roll.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (iEXgF)

425 I meant I'm not bad at mechanical aptitude for an 'ette. I get by okay but it would by oh so nice to have AOP on call.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (eASYU)

426 If you can't be with the one you love
Love the one your with

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

427 I didn't hear it all that this afternoon YouTube has new guidelines that they can censure anyone at anytime for no reason at all if they want, only heard this on the radio.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)

428
Honestly, I don't understand why anyone gets worked up about movie stars and their stupidity.


Burt wins the prize for Missing The Entire Point!
Congratulations, Burt!

We don't give one rat's shit what this Emma Watkins does -- the shits we give are about Fake News telling us this is "news" and that it's important and great.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (aRPuE)

429 Posted by: The Paola at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (IGJk

The Paolo is a tranny?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (aS1PU)

430 I think Emma Watson means she'll just partner up when she feels like it. She said that she was single, not that she wasn't getting dick.
Posted by: Bildo at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (Mw5hD)


Well sure. Everyone can go to the glory hole. They just usually don't brag about it to the media.

Posted by: The Squad at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

431 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

432

Our shits we give is for Big Media cramming their leftist propaganda bullshit in our faces.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (aRPuE)

433 Hrothgar, there are a lot of good people here that have or are currently serving but SMH has a special place in my heart.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (0nzNY)

True dat. She is a very special lady.

Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (BiNEL)

434 Oh, so maybe I can live the rest of my time as a hermit. Yes!


I enjoy being a curmudgeon quite a bit. Not single thank to B'Gal, but this is almost as good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (HaL55)

435 lizabth - you never came across a Potter movie?

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (ZCEU2)

436 If the multi-millionaire chick wasn't just blowing smoke up our asses for publicity, she could skimp and scrounge and carve out a pretty decent, private, family life with her prior earnings.
----------

Yeah, we had one try that here, just wanted to settle down to a quiet 'normal' life. She couldn't stand it...just *had* to reassert herself in the limelight. Wasn't in town for more than a year or so, divorced (again) and split. She seems to be devoting herself to ruining her daughters now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (xSo9G)

437 Seriously though, even if some in the press are praising her because they praise everything she says... everyone else is pointing and Nelson-Laughing at her. Literally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (KZzsI)

438 I can load 100 clips into my gun. This a big fucking deal.

Posted by: Choo-choo Biden at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (3BlqQ)

439 An instance where reality and the Onion embrace. Liberals seem to be letting their freak flags fly high and proud of late.

Posted by: DC at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (/TvO8)

440 I don't pay any attention to this sort of thing, but isn't Grande sorta doing the ingenue type thing these days? Like a hip hop torch singer or something?
-----------------------------------------
I honesty do not know, I only know of her from images in the press places like Daily Mail. She was on some Disney show but I never saw it. I know she's a favorite of short eyes still even though she's too old for them because she still looks like a kid. Not sure where her career goes when she doesn't look like that any longer. Nowhere good I'm guessing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (KZzsI)


I don't know about doing any Dinsey shows, but she was in the iCarly spinoff thing, where the character of Sam was living with Grande's character, whose name escapes me.

I know this, because I have kids of a certain age.

I kinda think she's got some talent, as an actress. Insipid roles, but she's not without some ability. And her singing voice is not nothing either.

Incidentally, once upon a time I dabbled in the "dating game," where these guys would tell you that basically any guy could get basically any girl, if he knew the right things to say, and the right way to act. There's some truth to it, actually.

Anyhoo, I remember this one guy giving advice for guys who liked 'em young. His advice was, don't do it. Just find adult women who look like they're not adults. Oddly sound advice. Creepy, but sound.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (hku12)

441

Hmmm, do I sense Ace aboot to hatch a nood soon??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (aRPuE)

442
Are you guys talking about Coach Don Cherry? Canadian hockey legend? I love that guy!!! Best hockey pre-game show EVAH!!!!

Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (x9sIM)

443 "Brave Alert"


actresses not veterans apparently

Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (lwiT4)

444 How many cats are we talking about here?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (0GvUH)

445 Next up: Emma Watson accuses herself of sexual assault.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (COzlW)

446 Hmmm, do I sense Ace aboot to hatch a nood soon??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (aRPuE)


Why? Did Willow post?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

447

Derek Sanderson was The Man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (aRPuE)

448 425
I meant I'm not bad at mechanical aptitude for an 'ette. I get by okay but it would by oh so nice to have AOP on call.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (eASYU)

______


Average Ordinary Prick?

j/k

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (WqPYg)

449 Aw what the hell, I'd be willing to take her in.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (+0AKE)

450 I don't know about doing any Dinsey shows, but she was in the iCarly spinoff thing, where the character of Sam was living with Grande's character, whose name escapes me.

I know this, because I have kids of a certain age.

I kinda think she's got some talent, as an actress. Insipid roles, but she's not without some ability. And her singing voice is not nothing either.

Incidentally, once upon a time I dabbled in the "dating game," where these guys would tell you that basically any guy could get basically any girl, if he knew the right things to say, and the right way to act. There's some truth to it, actually.

Anyhoo, I remember this one guy giving advice for guys who liked 'em young. His advice was, don't do it. Just find adult women who look like they're not adults. Oddly sound advice. Creepy, but sound.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (hku12)

Cat... Sam and Cat, aired on Nickelodeon for a while.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (hku12)

451 Next up: Emma Watson accuses herself of sexual assault.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (COzlW)


The #MeAlone movement.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

452 Canadian hockey guy that is famous for wearing OBNOXIOUSLY loud suits to broadcasts.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

He is also famous for preferring good Canadian boys in the NHL. I think he includes Americans in that because he's talking about a style of play.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

453 Dysentery is empowering.

Posted by: klaftern at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (RuIsu)

454 Good grief, being single is now an accomplishment?

I managed it for 20+ years, where's my participation trophy?

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (WEBkv)

455 Pete Alonso - NL Rookie of the Year

Meet the Mets!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

456 How many cats are we talking about here?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (0GvUH)


All of them

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (aS1PU)

457 >>Hmmm, do I sense Ace aboot to hatch a nood soon??



Pffft...some Sayer of Sooth you are.

Ace is taking today off.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (qMLbi)

458 Anyhoo, I remember this one guy giving advice for guys who liked 'em young. His advice was, don't do it. Just find adult women who look like they're not adults. Oddly sound advice. Creepy, but sound.

The problem is I think for guys like that the attraction is less their physical appearance than their weakness, innocence, and immaturity. They want someone who is awed by them, a little frightened, helpless, and able to be despoiled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (KZzsI)

459

Derek Sanderson cleaned up his act but he didn't mind telling you that he loved the cocaine and girls.

Derek Sanderson was Doctor Rockso before Doctor Rockso.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (aRPuE)

460 No room for characters like Cherry in Canuckistan. PMs in brownface are a-ok however.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (6/uwW)

Another Hate Crime Hoax: Gay Radio Host Is "Shattered" By Unauthorized Tweet from His Own Company's Account Calling Him a Gay Slur;
Analysis of Tweet Proves That It Was Sent From His Own Phone

I smell a GoFundMe coming.

I also smell a 99% press embargo on this story, with a tiny smattering of Slate and Salon opinion pieces saying that the fact that he felt he needed to create a fake anti-gay hoax just proves, all the more, how bad anti-gay hatred really is.

The demand by liberals for hate crimes which can be weaponized into political advertisements greatly exceeds the supply, so they step in to provide it.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:06 PM




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1 What?
- MSM

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (wneaL)

2 LOLGF

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (Kp81N)

3 trist

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (Vy7tf)

4 Always a hoax until proven otherwise!

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (+0uDE)

5
Schiff-for-Brains is taking notes, no doubt...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (zBaqJ)

6 Next up, he runs for President.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Z4rgH)

7 Gay-hate has to come from somewhere!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Vy7tf)

8 I think Andy Ngo is "transitioning" He's moving from an old fashioned liberal to a conservative, like Brandon Straka.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (WI7YS)

9 It's coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (cfSRQ)

10 I'm beginning to think that the whole idea of the self esteem movement in public schools has done nothing but create a lot of annoying soulless, narcissistic attention whores.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Wmf3G)

11 Does his phone have a noose emoji? And hot sauce dispenser?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Vy7tf)

12 hola gay chamucos y gay chamucas

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (B+t5k)

13
They called him a fog?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)

14 Trump must be stopped ... he is so bad, gays now must fake attacks on themselves ... to save the nation. Just like Rex and Kelly realized, we (the entitled) must overthrow the country ... to save the country.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (Cus5s)

15 He wanted to give himself a noogi, but was afraid of the wambulance ride.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (Vy7tf)

16 Unexpected!

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (88xKn)

17 Demand for hate crimes is outstripping supply.

Sort of like the woke Protestants - they're all competing for the gay worshippers.

Which is weird, because the job of churches is to save sinners, and they people clearly believe there's no sin involved.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (cfSRQ)

18 He's a fig? Is that considered a fruit?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (Kp81N)

19 14 Trump must be stopped ... he is so bad, gays now must fake attacks on themselves ... to save the nation. Just like Rex and Kelly realized, we (the entitled) must overthrow the country ... to save the country.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (Cus5s)


"Jawol!"

- - A. Schickelgruber, basking in perpetual springtime

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (zBaqJ)

20 Fired? Sounds like the company wasn't too happy with his self-promotion trick.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (MIvvh)

21 I will take fake hate hoax that will never be reported on by the media for $1,000 Alex.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (JUOKG)

22 IT Wins, Fag!

Posted by: WalMart Hoax Cake at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (qMLbi)

23 What a fag.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

24 Buttplug/Dunlap 2020

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM (COzlW)

25
Meh. A bundle of sticks...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM (zBaqJ)

26 First of all, why can't he just own the word "fag?"

Is he saying he only puts his P in a V, as the Bible restricts?

Second, the whistleblower who "outed" him for lying and exposing his phony hate crime obviously should be doxxed and fired.

Third, this is proof we have to Impeach Trump for creating this climate of hate.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM (k81AA)

27 so now fag is the new 'n word', unutterable by anyone

literally shattered over here

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM (RKQ/v)

28 it's a side issue here, but just for the record, "Lie detector tests" are total bullshit. As accurate as reading the bumps on someone's head with your fingers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM (Kpl3J)

29 He's a fug?

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM (88xKn)

30 whenever the left tries to do allegory, they inevitably teach the opposite lesson

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (FEQY4)

31 10
I'm beginning to think that the whole idea of the self esteem movement
in public schools has done nothing but create a lot of annoying
soulless, narcissistic attention whores.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Wmf3G)

---
You're just beginning to think this?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (cfSRQ)

32 This is like the 15000th hate crime proving the US is hateful being a total fraud in a row now.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (FTPn0)

33 I'm shocked again!!

Posted by: The one guy who believed Jusse Smolliet at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (MTWhU)

34 sherube

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (B+t5k)

35 What a fag.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (oVJmc)

36 Huh.

So...this guy really does talk like a f@g? His shit is all retarded for sure.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (lJtAs)

37 This is all Mike Pence's fault, obviously.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (COzlW)

38 23 What a fag.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

and it was a total fag move.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)

39

The tweet is coming from inside your phone!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (BeuRt)

40 More from Ngo:

Another hate hoax: A Somali immigrant to Finland & now a left-wing politician, @husu78, claimed on Twitter he had to kick racist, abusive man out of cab. The taxi's operator however found his story didn't match w/GPS data. He now admits it was all a lie.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (I2/tG)

41 Hah. What a fag.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (tH5fk)

42 well, a lot of former liberals became former liberals after dealing with other liberals.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (FEQY4)

43 Nothing good comes of the name 'Seth.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

44 What a fag.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Right?

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (tH5fk)

45 "Did Kimberly steal Joe's baby?"

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (qMLbi)

46 You're not the brightest bulb in the box to stage a hate crime by texting a tweet from your own phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (WI7YS)

47 Example 389,345,987 of how the left is incapable of feeling shame or embarrassment and is fundamentally dishonest.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (JcXHH)

48 40 More from Ngo:

Another hate hoax: A Somali immigrant to Finland & now a left-wing politician, @husu78, claimed on Twitter he had to kick racist, abusive man out of cab. The taxi's operator however found his story didn't match w/GPS data. He now admits it was all a lie.

==========

whenever the left does racial allegories, they inevitably use anti-white racist tropes.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (FEQY4)

49 Are we not allowed to call them drama queens, even when they create drama?

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (Fxgkp)

50


Archie Bunker: Edith do I have to spell it out for you? F-A-G. Fruit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 05:15 PM (BeuRt)

51 Seth Dunlap up all the attentions.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 11, 2019 05:15 PM (COzlW)

52 so now fag is the new 'n word', unutterable by anyone

-
Fag or fagerino if you're not into that whole brevity thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

53 Not the brightest pencil in the drawer.

Posted by: Weasel at November 11, 2019 05:15 PM (MVjcR)

54 You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:15 PM (96FM8)

55 Wasn't there an empty cubicle with a computer that he could have used to send the tweet?

Get out ! The call is coming from your phone !

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Q5ALd)

56 f*gobviously they called him a fookin guy.
who wouldn't hate that?

Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (vCA4F)

57 since I wss late to the previous thread:

Craig's Bond killed Epstein

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (G546f)

58 Another hate hoax: A Somali immigrant to Finland
now a left-wing politician, @husu78, claimed on Twitter he had to
kick racist, abusive man out of cab. The taxi's operator however found
his story didn't match w/GPS data. He now admits it was all a lie.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (I2/tG)


Was the imaginary guy in the cab wearing a MAGA hat and carrying bleach?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (BeuRt)

59 Leftist liberals = where common sense goes to starve to death.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (myjNJ)

60 I was wrong once about a hate crime hoax.

Two years ago, persons unknown bombed a mosque in Minneapolis Minnesota. It sounded hoax like, no one injured, no one saw the bomber, the cameras didn't get any faces, etc.

A few months go by. Hmmm? No followup? Then the FBI arrests three Darryls from Illinois. They confessed that they drove all the way to Minneapolis Minnesota to plant the bomb for "reasons." Not to Chicago, or anywhere in Illinois?

Never understood it myself.

But that one WAS NOT A HOAX.

One out of twenty? Thirty?

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (+0uDE)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

62 If Fag is out I'm going with poof or swish. Seth the swish in this case

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Fxgkp)

63 Nothing good comes of the name 'Seth.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc)
---
Only if you're Abel to do better.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (DuZls)

64 what a fucking cigarette !

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (B+t5k)

65 What kind of idiot would do this?

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (lJtAs)

66 The Jussie Smollet Effect

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (G546f)

67 I would tell you to eat a bag of dicks, but you'd like that.

I hope your face smells like pussy and ruins you in the gay community.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Well done Sponge. I can only dream of having your reflexes and abilities.

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Fxgkp)

69 he's got Dunlap disease

some other guy dun lapped his schlong on his face

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (RKQ/v)

70 This year has been light on fake hate crimes, but the ones that have happened have usually been super high profile.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

71 Victimhood's a helluva drug.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

72 Put on your big-girl panties, Seth, and admit what a jerk-off you are.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (COzlW)

73 so now fag is the new 'n word', unutterable by anyone


**********

Well, that figgers.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (m45I2)

74 52
so now fag is the new 'n word', unutterable by anyone



-

Fag or fagerino if you're not into that whole brevity thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)
God forbid you say out loud that you want to smoke a fag. You'll be crucified for wanting to commit a hate crime when all you want to do is get a nicotine fix.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (N39Ws)

75 it was discriminatory to investigate the accusation

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (G546f)

76 Never Say Ciaramella Again

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (DuZls)

77 When is it NOT a hoax?









(When the person was attacked for wearing a MAGA hat or attending a Trump rally.)

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

78 When a fag can't handle being called a fag he needs to grow the fuck up. (not to mention that he did it to himself)

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (0OmEj)

79 Three weeks later the world was advised of the coming of a new breakfast food, heralded under the resounding name of "Filboid Studge." Spayley put forth no pictures of massive babies springing up with fungus-like rapidity under its forcing influence, or of representatives of the leading nations of the world scrambling with fatuous eagerness for its possession. One huge sombre poster depicted the Damned in Hell suffering a new torment from their inability to get at the Filboid Studge which elegant young fiends held in transparent bowls just beyond their reach. The scene was rendered even more gruesome by a subtle suggestion of the features of leading men and women of the day in the portrayal of the Lost Souls; prominent individuals of both political parties, Society hostesses, well-known dramatic authors and novelists, and distinguished aeroplanists were dimly recognizable in that doomed throng; noted lights of the musical-comedy stage flickered wanly in the shades of the Inferno, smiling still from force of habit, but with the fearsome smiling rage of baffled effort. The poster bore no fulsome allusions to the merits of the new breakfast food, but a single grim statement ran in bold letters along its base: "Epstein did not commit suicide."

Posted by: Eeyore at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (ZbwAu)

80 I'm beginning to think that the whole idea of the self esteem movement
in public schools has done nothing but create a lot of annoying
soulless, narcissistic attention whores.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Wmf3G)

If you need a movement to convince you something like that, you probably don't deserve self esteem, or what used to be called pride.

Pride has a reason for it, good or bad. Self esteem is causeless and meaningless and thus empty and false.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (FTPn0)

81 Newtons are not a cookie.

Fight me!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (96FM8)

82 Sheesh. Whistleblowers everywhere.

Posted by: cornbred at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (OXzwU)

83 65 What kind of idiot would do this?
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (lJtAs)

66 The Jussie Smollet Effect
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (G546f)

...

Ah, the Horde Convergence.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (lJtAs)

84 Hey! Somebody stole my phone - to send a terrible text message to my phone - and then gave me back my phone - whereupon I saw this awful, awful message!

Just ask Jessie Smolette, a similar thing happened to him!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (xptlg)

85 Jr was heckled by Alt right types.
Righteous

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (Fxgkp)

86 Octoepstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

87 They called him a fog?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)
********
Sounds like a DENSE Fog if you get my drift

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (BqBId)

88 Was this also an attempt to revive his career?

Maybe set up a wrongful termination lawsuit?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (cfSRQ)

89 Is he from Kansas City?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (oVJmc)

90 Wait.....he was fired?

That's not how this is supposed to work.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Drama queen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

92 From his own phone?? What a moroon!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

93 Anna, I'm pretty sure Shield Hero is very un-woke, what with the loli slave and all....

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

94 If being called a name "shatters your whole world" then you are incredibly weak and pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

95 ********
Sounds like a DENSE Fog if you get my drift
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (BqBId)


At least it wasn't fig.....

Posted by: Steven Crowder at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

96 If you are upset over a tweet maybe you are a fag.

Posted by: DaveA at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

97 THE HATE TWEET IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

Posted by: When a Stranger Tweets at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (qAR6u)

98 Gays probably miss those days when people weren't indifferent to their gayness.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

99 This hoax thing just demonstrates that there is not enough supply of right-wing harassment to fill the demand of would-be victims.

Just like they'll find that there aren't enough right-wing wackos to find a viable threat to Eric Ciaramella.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (DuZls)

100 Another 'sports pundit' that looks like he couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Q5ALd)

101 They called him a fog?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)


No, a fig. A crunchy one, presumably.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

102 57 since I wss late to the previous thread:

Craig's Bond killed Epstein
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (G546f)

That's my theory.

It was not the Clinton's who got him, it was the Royals.

You know, since they are Aliens and all.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (NgKpN)

103 From his own phone?? What a moroon!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

That's like sending a ransom note on your own stationery.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (FTPn0)

104 Fag Your Eyes Honky

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (G546f)

105 This clown really made a ciaramella of himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (ZLI7S)

106 What's the longest word in the English language that starts with f and ends with g?

fireplug?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (m45I2)

107 Newtons are not a cookie.

Fight me!
Posted by: Grump928


They're newtons. It's right there in the name.

BTW -- how DO they get the toothpaste in the tube?

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (tH5fk)

108

I thought ace was takin' the day off?

Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (cF8AT)

109 #nevertrustalibertarian

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Fxgkp)

110 Don't use technology unless you understand how it works. Otherwise, Wile E Coyote.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (EnQC8)

111 Sounds like a DENSE Fog if you get my drift
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (BqBId)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (WI7YS)

112 94 If being called a name "shatters your whole world" then you are incredibly weak and pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (KZzsI)


Maybe everyone should call him a "fag" and finish him off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

113 firefighting?

flamethrowing?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (m45I2)

114 The funniest instance of this is when blue checks forget to sign out of their Twitter accounts when they use sockpuppets to either threaten them or back them up. Happens about once a month.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (oZ6kz)

115 Is he from Kansas City?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (oVJmc)


heh. Goes without saying.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (aS1PU)

116 "shattered"

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (wiXsO)

117 and here I thought
Ciaramella was the Fagella

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (G546f)

118 They called him Ciaramella?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (Kp81N)

119 Shattered? Didn't he know he was, you know, a fag?

Posted by: Weasel at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (MVjcR)

120 This hoax thing just demonstrates that there is not enough supply of right-wing harassment to fill the demand of would-be victims.

Just like they'll find that there aren't enough right-wing wackos to find a viable threat to Eric Ciaramella.
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (DuZls)

If they would just be patient, the left wingers will come for them soon enough. Trans feminists are already persecuting "Terf" feminists in England because they don't want to have sex with men.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (FTPn0)

121 I bet he hates the movie Idiocracy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (Q5ALd)

122 Is this gay-lighting?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (cfSRQ)

123 100 Another 'sports pundit' that looks like he couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Q5ALd)


So, a jock sniffer. Betcha he can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Posted by: cornbred at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (OXzwU)

124 00 Another 'sports pundit' that looks like he couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Q5ALd)


Be he likes him some locker room interviews, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

125 What's the longest word in the English language that starts with f and ends with g?
=====

Fisting?

Felching?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (JcXHH)

126 I'm sure he'll be praised for "thinking outside the box" in the service of "raising awareness"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (qAR6u)

127 Now, now, he wasn't creating a hoax...he was just Raising Awareness (TM).

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (rBtIz)

128 As you well know, it's the thought that counts!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (Eg9+v)

129 http://bit.ly/2O41Ley
********
Ep. 1107 The Purge Begins. The Dan Bongino Show 11/11/2019. - YouTube

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (BqBId)

130 94 If being called a name "shatters your whole world" then you are incredibly weak and pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylo

====

millenials are the worst, like how they plan to impeach trump on how his phone call made them shake with sads.

um, your reaction is your problem.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (FEQY4)

131 George Brett killed Epstein? Did they find pine tar in his cell?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)

132
However a digital forensics firm found the tweet came from his phone.

He just wanted to "start a conversation."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (aKsyK)

133 106
What's the longest word in the English language that starts with f and ends with g?



fireplug?





Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (m45I2)

Frightening

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (N39Ws)

134 Floccinaucinihilipilificating

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (96FM8)

135 Imagine how few Hate Crimes we'd have without the people so concerned about Hate Crimes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

136 119 Shattered? Didn't he know he was, you know, a fag?
Posted by: Weasel at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (MVjcR)


You'd think the truth would be a total defense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

137 flamethrowing?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM


That's what a bouncer at a gay bar does.

Posted by: Bert G at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (OMsf+)

138 Finagling?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

139 you talk like a Fagella and your Schiff's all retarded

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (G546f)

140 America: So many right-wing bigots that we on The Left have to make up fake hate crimes to prove it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (WqPYg)

141 He just wanted to "start a conversation."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (aKsyK)


With the DA?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

142 Fillibustering?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

143 an unauthorized tweet from his work's Twitter called him a f*g

I thought that Dan Savage had successfully "reclaimed" the words "fag" and "faggot" after he titled his gay advice column "Hey Faggot" for 15 years and refused to back down or change it.

Now, suddenly, it's not OK again to say fag? What, will they also revoke "queer" (which used to be an even WORSE insult than "fag" before it was "reclaimed" in the '70s).

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (fK2gX)

144 If being called a name "shatters your whole world" then you are incredibly weak and pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (KZzsI)


Yes, saying it "shatters most of my world, except my Kazakstan and my Sudan" would at least be novel.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (FTPn0)

145 112 94 If being called a name "shatters your whole world" then you are incredibly weak and pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

Maybe everyone should call him a "fag" and finish him off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

If being called a Fag shatters your whole world, maybe you should not go around telling everyone you meet that you are Gay?

Because, how the hell would people know unless you were shoving it in their face?

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (NgKpN)

146 Seth's got a beaver mouth like Chucky Todd

Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (Tnijr)

147 Is this gay-lighting?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (cfSRQ)
---
Is it track lighting?

Cause I understand track lighting is gay.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (DuZls)

148 Fitchburg

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (tH5fk)

149 >>Somebody stole my phone


'It was right here!'
'I had my phone in one hand and a screwdriver in the other.'
'I put my phone down, just for a second, to shove the screwdriver in my ass...'
'When I turned around, it was gone!'

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (qMLbi)

150 That's like sending a ransom note on your own stationery.

In YOUR handwriting!! lmao!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (dUJdY)

151
>>the fact that he felt he needed to create a fake anti-gay hoax just proves, all the more, how bad anti-gay hatred really is.

========

If the guy had changed channels or read a little RW social media, he'd have seen that these hoaxes have been exposed left and right, and he might have thought twice.

Loser.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (13CQC)

152 Clearly, this was a false fag operation.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

153 89 Is he from Kansas City?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (oVJmc


Kansas City, KS or Kansas City, MO?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (Vy7tf)

154 License To Kill Epstein.

M: Mr. Bond, there is a scandal that strikes right at the heart of the Royal Family. Your mission is to terminate the person behind the scandal, and make it look as if there is a tiny chance that it was a suicide.

The Queen is counting on you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (I2/tG)

155

Uh huh shattered, uh huh shattered
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
I'm a shattered
Shattered

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

156 Floccinaucinihilipilificating
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (96FM


LOL there's no beating that one.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (aS1PU)

157 144 If being called a name "shatters your whole world" then you are incredibly weak and pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (KZzsI)


Yes, saying it "shatters most of my world, except my Kazakstan and my Sudan" would at least be novel.
Posted by: Oldcat


"It shatters my whole world, but I wouldn't mind your Mont Blanc in my Marianas Trench. Ooooh!"

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (fK2gX)

158 133
106

What's the longest word in the English language that starts with f and ends with g?





fireplug?









Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (m45I2)

Frightening


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (N39Ws)


_______


farfignoogening?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (WqPYg)

159 Biyatch.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (JTwsP)

160 Now, now, he wasn't creating a hoax...he was just Raising Awareness (TM).
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (rBtIz)

Let him raise awareness of the unemployed.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (FTPn0)

161 "...In that letter, he recounted how he had been fired from jobs at a radio station in Washington state and as a high school volleyball coach for being in a relationship with another man."


Uh... he got fired from a high school vollyball coaching job because he *wasn't* sexually interested in high school girls in tight shorts?

I'd think that the guy might just have a history of embellishing his history.

Posted by: Synova at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (BD/yx)

162 This whole situation is such a drag.

Posted by: Seth at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (COzlW)

163 Man comes home from, wife greets at the door and says "Come see your birthday present!"

The guy walks into the kitchen where he sees Milo Yiannopoulos* sitting at the dining table.

Guy turns to his wife and says "I said I wanted a London FOG for this winter!"

* I'd truly love to sit down with Milo and have a couple of cold ones and just shoot the breeze. He seems very sharp and personable.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (Z4rgH)

164 154 plausible

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (G546f)

165 From his own phone?? What a moroon!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)


He honestly believed there would be no investigation because GAY.

Posted by: Steven Crowder at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

166 "Clearly, this was a false fag operation."

I've only been here a minute and already this gem.

Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (Tnijr)

167 um, your reaction is your problem.

I have problems with Alcoholics Anonymous but their steps are generally pretty wise, and the mantra that you are responsible for your own feelings is one that everyone in the country needs to have beat into their heads until they understand.

I'm not responsible for how you feel. I'm responsible for doing something which will cause a certain reaction in any normal person, but I'm not responsible for your reaction.

If you are offended, or hurt, or sad, or "triggered' or whatever by what I have done or said that is your problem. I cannot control what goes on inside your head. ONLY YOU CAN.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

168 I'll bet a dollar that there's a break-up with a boyfriend in this shattered wrecks recent past. This smells like a teenage girl's attempt to make her boyfriend like her.

"Haven Monahan called me a f*g. Hold me!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (m45I2)

169
What's the longest word in the English language that starts with f and ends with g?

Furlong.
No English word is longer than a furlong.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

170 152
Clearly, this was a false fag operation.


Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

_______


Heh. Jealous I didn't think of that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (WqPYg)

171 If being called a Fag shatters your whole world, maybe you should not go around telling everyone you meet that you are Gay?



Because, how the hell would people know unless you were shoving it in their face?

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (NgKpN)

---
The messenger bag and Vespa kind of gave it away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (cfSRQ)

172 152 Clearly, this was a false fag operation.
Posted by: illiniweek


Bada-BOOM, motherfuckers!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (fK2gX)

173 Good news 4 him is he has just been signed to play James Bond in the next 10 films

Posted by: hoss at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (Ct+D2)

174 Expected anal

Posted by: Priapism at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (ucNdt)

175 floccinaucinihilipilificationing

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (DuZls)

176 152 Clearly, this was a false fag operation.


*Golf Clap*

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (Kp81N)

177 Is gay radio a thing now?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

178 Clearly, this was a false fag operation."



Rainbow

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (JTwsP)

179 133
106

What's the longest word in the English language that starts with f and ends with g?





fireplug?









Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (m45I2)

Frightening


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (N39Ws)


_______


farfignoogening?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (WqPYg)


Firefighting beats frightening

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (FTPn0)

180 There's always so much drama surrounding these grievance theater whack jobs.

Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always says... at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (EgshT)

181 The Queen is counting on you.

Turns out that Bond was horrible at his job and no one alive buys the suicide story

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

182 It's obvious he I was just trying to set up a big payday.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (Q5ALd)

183
flamethrowing?
Posted by: Muldoon

That's what a bouncer at a gay bar does.
Posted by: Bert G


Dork tossing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (aKsyK)

184 In order to read this article WaPo wants me to subscribe for $1.00. LOL... hard pass.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (wiXsO)

185 Turns out that Bond was horrible at his job and no one alive buys the suicide story


But he got out clean. That was objective #2.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (96FM8)

186 M: Mr. Bond, there is a scandal that strikes right at the heart of the Royal Family. Your mission is to terminate the person behind the scandal, and make it look as if there is a tiny chance that it was a suicide.

The Queen is counting on you.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (I2/tG)


Look out, Charles! Run, Andrew!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

187 Seth Dunlap.

Dumb ass and a fag.

You would think he has better things to do with his time like, well, surprise anal.

Works for Matt Lauer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (Z+IKu)

188 Don't they call each other fags all the time?

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (KNsKs)

189 177 Is gay radio a thing now?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM


He is 'on' nitely from the French quarter.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (Vy7tf)

190 KQEER 69.5 FM

Posted by: Priapism at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ucNdt)

191 Starbucks ran out of pumpkin spice lattes this morning. My world is SHATTERED.

Posted by: Seth at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (COzlW)

192 >> Floccinaucinihilipilificating

Robert "Sheets" Byrd used that word, well the Floccinaucinihilipilification form in order to get the record for the longest word uttered in a Senate speech.

He condemned "splendiferous floccinaucinihilipilification".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (NMAzL)

193 Speaking of hoaxes, did they ever catch the guy who vandalized Lebron's house?

That incident and the Mizzou BS really helped Jason Whitlock see the light about woke culture. He has been amazing recently

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (OD2ni)

194 In order to read this article WaPo wants me to subscribe for $1.00. LOL... hard pass.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (wiXsO)


They want you to acquire them?

Posted by: Newsweek at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (aS1PU)

195 Own it, boy.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (Fxgkp)

196 Starbucks ran out of pumpkin spice lattes this morning. My world is SHATTERED.


It's like 9/11 all over again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (96FM8)

197 Furlong.
No English word is longer than a furlong.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

Landlubber

Posted by: Fathom at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (G546f)

198 I'd put at least a couple of dollars on him already being on shaky ground with his job so he's spinning it as not having anything to do with his job performance... sort of how not having normal 20-something male reactions to high-school aged female athletes got him fired as a coach of high-school aged female athletes.

Posted by: Synova at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (BD/yx)

199 If being called a Fag shatters your whole world, maybe you should not go around telling everyone you meet that you are Gay?

Because, how the hell would people know unless you were shoving it in their face?

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:23 PM (NgKpN)


Leave Don Lemon out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (YqDXo)

200 Uh... he got fired from a high school vollyball
coaching job because he *wasn't* sexually interested in high school
girls in tight shorts?



I'd think that the guy might just have a history of embellishing his history.

Posted by: Synova


Man, my state has generated some f'd up people...Looking at you Sen. Murray!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (LOq4H)

201 Wait.....he was fired?

-
They fired him they found out that he's a fag?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)

202 Having trouble with adapting an old Nat King Cole song to an earlier story;

Ciaramella, Ciaramella, Mollie named you
*********
Though the journolists all said that she defamed you
We now know you are the two-faced lying snitch.

They were stunned that the omerta had been broken
Though they tried to use deflections, lies, and stalls
Reines was stunned after she had spoken
And Kurtz looked as if she'd kicked him in the balls.


Obviously, I can't use "bitch" in the 2nd line. Bother, this is more difficult than I thought.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (ZbwAu)

203

What's "gay radio?"

Is it like gay rodeo?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (aRPuE)

204 Will Twitter suspend him for calling himself a fag on Twitter?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

205 Robert "Sheets" Byrd used that word, well the Floccinaucinihilipilification form in order to get the record for the longest word uttered in a Senate speech.

He condemned "splendiferous floccinaucinihilipilification".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 05:27 PM (NMAzL)


Top. Men.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (aS1PU)

206 I'd put at least a couple of dollars on him already being on shaky ground with his job so he's spinning it as not having anything to do with his job performance.

Maybe he and Michael Sam should switch careers or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

207 Floccinaucinihilipilivacationing

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (DuZls)

208 Is gay radio a thing now?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
*******
It's mostly just Putting From the Rough

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 05:30 PM (BqBId)

209 And the soundbooth, it sounds like a carnival.
And the microphone smells like a queer.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 05:30 PM (Vy7tf)

210 What's "gay radio?"

Is it like gay rodeo?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (aRPuE)

Probably the funniest King of the Hill episode ever.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:30 PM (Q5ALd)

211 Mrs. Suberbia: Honey, I just found out that Hannah's volleyball coach is gay. What are you going to do about it?

Mr. Suberbia: Send him a six-pack and a thank you note...

Posted by: Synova at November 11, 2019 05:30 PM (BD/yx)

212 What's "gay radio?"



Is it like gay rodeo?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (aRPuE)

---
Surprise audio anal.

Unless you're a regular listener, then it's highly-anticipated.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:30 PM (cfSRQ)

213
According to the police report filed by WWL radio on Tuesday,
the station claims that Dunlap threatened them, and demanded more than
$1.8 million in compensation in a meeting with his legal team and
Entercom's legal team on Sept 10.
Dunlap asked Entercom's legal
team how much money they would pay him before he went "scorched earth"
about the incident, according to the police report.
Entercom did not offer Dunlap any money, so his legal team asked for the $1.8 million payment, according to the report.
WWL
radio claims in the police report that a digital forensic expert
concluded that the homophobic slur was sent from Dunlap's cellphone.



https://tinyurl.com/ye7ky3pf

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

214 You know how I know you're gay?
You send yourself emails calling yourself a fag.

Posted by: 40 year old Virgin at November 11, 2019 05:31 PM (FJYfm)

215 Man, my state has generated some f'd up people...Looking at you Sen. Murray!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM (LOq4H)

It was all in the tennis shoes.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 05:31 PM (Kp81N)

216 181 The Queen is counting on you.

Turns out that Bond was horrible at his job and no one alive buys the suicide story
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

Aw, but everyone is looking at the Clinton's aren't they?

Posted by: Commander James Bond at November 11, 2019 05:31 PM (NgKpN)

217 I have never heard of this guy's show. Apparently it is a sports show called "The Last Lap with Seth Dunlap".

First attempt at new joke title: The Last FAP with Seth Dunlap.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 05:31 PM (xptlg)

218 If I was jogging up in the hills and a mountain lion leaped on my back and it was me or him...I would accuse him of sending a mean tweet calling me a fag.

Posted by: Seth at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (COzlW)

219 At least this fag had a life to shatter. Mine was stolen from me!

Posted by: Gretta the Pinch-faced Scold at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (Vy7tf)

220 Floccinaucinihilipilivacationing
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:29 PM (DuZls)


Floccinaucinihilipilivacationing-ing.

You can add ing to anything and get away with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (FTPn0)

221 Another false flag operation?


Starting to resemble the KKK meetings, where everybody there is an informant, or FBI Agent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (cqNba)

222 Clearly, this was a false fag operation.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM

Shut 'er down, kids, we have a winnah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (rBtIz)

223 Is it like gay rodeo?


********

Gay rodeo? Wow, better watch out for your huevos, rancheros!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (m45I2)

224 According to the police report filed by WWL radio on Tuesday, the station claims that Dunlap threatened them, and demanded more than $1.8 million in compensation in a meeting with his legal team and
Entercom's legal team on Sept 10. Dunlap asked Entercom's legal team how much money they would pay him before he went "scorched earth" about the incident, according to the police report. Entercom did not offer Dunlap any money, so his legal team asked for the $1.8 million payment, according to the report.
WWL radio claims in the police report that a digital forensic expert concluded that the homophobic slur was sent from Dunlap's cellphone.

https://tinyurl.com/ye7ky3pf
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)


Uh ... isn't extortion a felony?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

225 Soyboy little gay cocksucker don't like being called a fag? Maybe he should grow the fuck up. Listen little man sometimes someone or somebody won't like you or what you are or what you think they may even use words you don't like. It happens to all of us get over yourself and grow a pair buddy. Fuck him and him and his widdle feewings. i'm tired of everybody always being a victim. Fuck this little boy who called himself a fag. Sorry you're a little cunt.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (0OmEj)

226 Gay radio makes your ears bleed instead of your ass.

Posted by: Seth "I hatefully called myself a fag" Dunlap at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (H5knJ)

227 Gay radio is a thing! Heard it the other day. By accident.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (QJIMk)

228 Clearly, this was a false fag operation.
Posted by: illiniweek


Darkhorse champion.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (tH5fk)

229 Dunlap asked Entercom's legal

team how much money they would pay him before he went "scorched earth"

about the incident, according to the police report.

===
Bold strategy, Cotton

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (8AONa)

230 pathetic

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (0nzNY)

231 You can add ing to anything and get away with it.


How many times, My Son? How many times?

Posted by: That Priest from the Joke at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (96FM8)

232 Entercom did not offer Dunlap any money, so his legal team asked for the $1.8 million payment, according to the report.
WWL

radio claims in the police report that a digital forensic expert

concluded that the homophobic slur was sent from Dunlap's cellphone.


https://tinyurl.com/ye7ky3pf

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

---
Isn't that technically extortion? Pay me or I'll lie about you?

Just asking, 'cause if it's not, I need to get cracking!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (cfSRQ)

233 Making up a gay slur and blaming it on your company?

Man, that is so gay.

Posted by: West at November 11, 2019 05:33 PM (w3iF8)

234 Floccinaucinihilipilivacationing-ing.

You can add ing to anything and get away with it.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (FTPn0)


Stop or ve vill shoot!

Posted by: Grammer Nazi at November 11, 2019 05:33 PM (aS1PU)

235 O/T but when did Twitchy put up a paywall? Maybe it will improve the site's functionality. And Katie Pavlich is a smoke show.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

236 219 At least this fag had a life to shatter. Mine was stolen from me!
Posted by: Gretta the Pinch-faced Scold at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (Vy7tf)


So sue Watson and Crick.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

237 Seth's legal team was Dewey, Cheatham and How.

Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always says... at November 11, 2019 05:33 PM (EgshT)

238 Man, my state has generated some f'd up people...Looking at you Sen. Murray!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:28 PM

To be fair, she is a complete imbecile.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 05:34 PM (rBtIz)

239 I was going to make a good natured snark about Brian in New Orleans but he's not here .

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:34 PM (Q5ALd)

240 Gay radio? Did they rename Air America?

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:34 PM (DuZls)

241 I have never heard of this guy's show. Apparently it is a sports show called "The Last Lap with Seth Dunlap".



First attempt at new joke title: The Last FAP with Seth Dunlap.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 05:31 PM (xptlg)

---
"Beat the rap with Seth Dunlap"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:34 PM (cfSRQ)

242 213
According to the police report filed by WWL radio on Tuesday,
the station claims that Dunlap threatened them, and demanded more than
$1.8 million in compensation in a meeting with his legal team and
Entercom's legal team on Sept 10.
Dunlap asked Entercom's legal
team how much money they would pay him before he went "scorched earth"
about the incident, according to the police report.
Entercom did not offer Dunlap any money, so his legal team asked for the $1.8 million payment, according to the report.
WWL
radio claims in the police report that a digital forensic expert
concluded that the homophobic slur was sent from Dunlap's cellphone.


https://tinyurl.com/ye7ky3pf
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Holy cow, this is a much bigger deal than the initial reports suggested.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:34 PM (fK2gX)

243 "Gay rodeo? Wow, better watch out for your huevos, rancheros!
Posted by: Muldoon"


Don Lemon likes the chaps and whips.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (OD2ni)

244 nice day today, but coooold now

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (G546f)

245 All the dude really wanted was a $5 footlong.

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (wo3c/)

246 Seth retained the legal services of Heywood Jablowme ESQ.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (0nzNY)

247 Turns out that Bond was horrible at his job and no one alive buys the suicide story

M: I expect a certain amount of competence from you, Mister Bond, but you really cocked this one up, didn't you?

Your incompetence is taking away from the resources that I need to cover up that British Intelligence tried to overthrow the President of the United States.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (I2/tG)

248 Gay sports radio? After he covers the soccer scores, what does he do with the rest of his time?

Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (FJYfm)

249 Third, this is proof we have to Impeach Trump for creating this climate of hate.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM (k81AA)
=======
This is the final step in EVERY news story for the last several years, no?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 05:36 PM (xptlg)

250 10 annoying souless, narcissistic attention whores-

you left out ingrates.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 11, 2019 05:36 PM (LilNs)

251 Gay sports radio? After he covers the soccer scores, what does he do with the rest of his time?
Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (FJYfm)
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*Just shakes his head*

Posted by: The Otter at November 11, 2019 05:36 PM (DuZls)

252 Gay sports radio? After he covers the soccer scores, what does he do with the rest of his time?

Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (FJYfm)

---
Covers Vespa races.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

253 You can't pick up any gay radio stations on broadband.

Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:36 PM (m45I2)

254
In order to read this article WaPo wants me to subscribe for $1.00. LOL... hard pass.
Posted by: redridinghood


Try this link:

https://outline.com/MvXcGe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:36 PM (aKsyK)

255 We did well for idk, our entire history, to keep these deviants in the closet.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Fxgkp)

256 Gay sports radio? After he covers the soccer scores, what does he do with the rest of his time?
Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (FJYf

Heh. He still has ice dancing to talk about.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Q5ALd)

257 Gay sports radio? After he covers the soccer scores, what does he do with the rest of his time?
Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (FJYfm)


Men's ice skating, men's synchronized diving, and cricket.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (aS1PU)

258 Congratulations Frisco!

Good luck San Fransisco. Your new DA has explicitly stated: "Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)

259 "Gay radio? Did they rename Air America?
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman,"


I believe DirecTV has a gay channel. It plays Maude 24/7.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (OD2ni)

260 247 Turns out that Bond was horrible at his job and no one alive buys the suicide story

M: I expect a certain amount of competence from you, Mister Bond, but you really cocked this one up, didn't you?

Your incompetence is taking away from the resources that I need to cover up that British Intelligence tried to overthrow the President of the United States.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:35 PM (I2/tG)

Yes, we tried that playbook the on the US President, and it didn't work.

So now we try it on the English Prime Minister?

/shakes head sadly, pulls out his Walther and plugs M.

Posted by: Commander James Bond at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (NgKpN)

261 He must cover baseball and soccer...

Cause...you know...

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (DuZls)

262 >>
248
Gay sports radio? After he covers the soccer scores, what does he do with the rest of his time?

Posted by: Ted K.

Watches badminton?

Posted by: I'M A PROFESSOR!!! at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Pzzpr)

263 Don't forget curling

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Fxgkp)

264
You can't pick up any gay radio stations on broadband.

Duh.
Posted by: Muldoon


Aren't they streaming?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (aKsyK)

265 I will not hear badminton disparaged.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (tH5fk)

266 "Gay sports radio? After he covers the soccer scores, what does he do with the rest of his time?"


I like to rank tight ends?

Posted by: Seth Dunlap at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (OD2ni)

267 Watches badminton?


Posted by: I'M A PROFESSOR!!! at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Pzzpr)

---
Men's volleyball.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (cfSRQ)

268 Don Cherry is more American than AOC ever will be.
Drop the puck!

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (Fxgkp)

269 Definitely a Ice Dancing analist.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (DuZls)

270 The legal system now needs to go scorched earth on Seth Dunlap. What he was was no puny little media hoax, what he did was a serious felony, punishable in most states by 10+ years in prison.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (fK2gX)

271 Apropos of nothing, if you sign up for the Post Office Informed Delivery option, you will discover that every single letter sent to you is optically scanned and stored. Apparently not packages though.

I find this unsettling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (2Y1kI)

272 Don't forget curling
Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Fxgkp)


Women's curling is pretty hot. Or maybe it's just seeing a woman run a broom. That's something I can't get at home.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (FJYfm)

273 Nominal adult is *shattered* because someone Calle xim a name.

Some people never actually age past 8-years old, do they.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (DU2N9)

274 they do have cornholing on ESPN, Ive seen it...the beanbag variety of course

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (Fxgkp)

275 will not hear badminton disparaged.
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (tH5fk)

Professional badminton is badass.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (Q5ALd)

276 the truth hurts

Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (Y274z)

277 262 >>
248
Gay sports radio? After he covers the soccer scores, what does he do with the rest of his time?

Posted by: Ted K.

Watches badminton?
Posted by: I'M A PROFESSOR!!! at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Pzzpr)

Right here on ESPN 69!

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)

278 "Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted"

And haven't been for decades...

Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (w7KSn)

279 I was going to make fun of men's gymnastics but that's a real sport.

I certainly can't do it.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (tH5fk)

280 Uh ... isn't extortion a felony?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

________


It depends upon whether you're in the exempt-from-criminal-investigation-and-prosecution-caste or not.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (WqPYg)

281 Men's volleyball.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (cfSRQ)
---
He watches some football, but mostly watches the tight ends.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (DuZls)

282 Good luck San Fransisco. Your new DA has explicitly
stated: "Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex,
public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be
prosecuted"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



Hey! What's not enforcing the LAW among friends? It's in his pedigree.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (LOq4H)

283 Covered in Crap with Seth Dunlap!

Posted by: On the Air at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (EgshT)

284 I'm guessing he's already been hired somewhere else.

What he's doing is ACTIVISM, and that's smiled upon by the special interest groups.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not just sure. He's positive. at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (1R1vy)

285 sounds like Creepy Porn Lawyer tactics

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (RKQ/v)

286 I was going to make fun of men's gymnastics but that's a real sport.

I certainly can't do it.
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (tH5fk)
---
Garret should be along any second...

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (DuZls)

287 Ugh. No idea why I continue to try to post here from my phone. Always ends... poorly

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (DU2N9)

288 Why do we never hear anything about goodminton?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (m45I2)

289 Good luck San Fransisco. Your new DA has explicitly stated: "Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)


Also murdering security officers on Brinks's trucks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

290 Competative Lactating

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (DuZls)

291 >>275
will not hear badminton disparaged.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (tH5fk)



Professional badminton is badass.

Posted by: Easy Andy

They thrash cocks.

Posted by: I'M A PROFESSOR!!! at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (Pzzpr)

292 That was quite a faggy thing to do.

Posted by: Bosk at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (9m9TT)

293 Where you the gym teachers pet?

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (Fxgkp)

294 Gay sports radio. Is that where they spread the rumors that every male sports team is 85% gay but afraid to come out?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Were*

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (Fxgkp)

296 I'm beginning to think that the whole idea of the self esteem movement in public schools has done nothing but create a lot of annoying soulless, narcissistic attention whores.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Wmf3G)


You know, I've been wondering the same thing, but maybe we need another dozen or so high profile incidents to make sure.

Somewhat related, I've been thinking recently, we always hear about the gay "conservative" who has been secretly living his life as a gay man, all while being a public spokesperson for all sorts of conservative ideas.

Has it not occurred to people, when we call these people hypocrites, we're looking in the wrong direction? I mean, the guy is obviously gay, if he's sipping the peener on a regular basis... so what's he doing espousing things like opposition to teh ghey?

He's a phony conservative, is what he is, and the rotten hypocrisy is that he's hiding what he really is, a lefty progressive, selling his fake conservatism, as a career choice.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (hku12)

297 46 You're not the brightest bulb in the box to stage a hate crime by texting a tweet from your own phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (WI7YS)
=======
Yeah, say you JUST HAD TO do this. You felt that it was right and necessary. You had some multi-week compulsion that had to take place.

Wouldn't you just buy a burner phone?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (xptlg)

298 Why do we never hear anything about goodminton?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (m45I2)
---
Why doesn't anybody want to sock him?

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (DuZls)

299 I probably should have said it was ANOTHER false fag operation, since Jussie and others started the trend.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (Cus5s)

300 Professional badminton is badass.

Posted by: Easy Andy

They thrash cocks.
Posted by: I'M A PROFESSOR!!! at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (Pzzpr)


You know, I didn't think badminton was gay, but you just made a pretty strong case.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (FJYfm)

301 282 Good luck San Fransisco. Your new DA has explicitly
stated: "Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex,
public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be
prosecuted"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



Hey! What's not enforcing the LAW among friends? It's in his pedigree.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:40 PM (LOq4H)

And then they can't figure out why tourism is way down in San Francisco.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (NgKpN)

302 Playing badminton on Greenwich Nice Time.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (tH5fk)

303 I saw Competitive Lactating open for Pussy Riot at the Kremlin in '12.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

304 There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about,And that is not having a word to rhyme with "garroted."

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (Z1ykJ)

305 Now that Bloomberg is signaling he'll get in, Hillary, Holder, and now Deval Patrick are all signaling they are considering as well.

More popcorn please.

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (G0vdT)

306 "Women's curling is pretty hot. Or maybe it's just seeing a woman run a broom. That's something I can't get at home.
Posted by: Ted K."


Some of the Euro countries had hot chicks on their Curling teams in the Olympics. US gals looked like softball players or bowlers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (OD2ni)

307 Seth Dun Lied.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

308 265 I will not hear badminton disparaged.
Posted by: eleven


Me neither.

Hey, badminton haters, answer THIS trivia question:

What sport has the fastest ball/projectile/object?

a. Tennis
b. Hockey
c. Lacrosse
d. Badminton
e. Golf

Answer: Badminton. (Seriously. A smashed badminton birdie briefly travels at a greater velocity than any other ball/projectile in any sport.) And don't you forget it.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (fK2gX)

309
Denver's own Justice Democrat, Saira Rao:

Nikki Haley, Bobby Jindal & Dinesh D'Souza are white supremacists.

They're also Indian. I'm them. They're me. We all grew up in the same white loving/self-hating stew.

Similarly, white folks: you can't separate yourselves from Trump & Republicans.

Once you get this, we move.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (AzW6q)

310 Uh ... isn't extortion a felony?



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
===
Only if there was intent.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (8AONa)

311 There is a professional cornhole league. That might be right up his alley.

As it were.

If you may.

So to speak.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (m45I2)

312 Professional badminton is badass.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (Q5ALd)


Hello? Your order is in.

Posted by: Shuttle Cock World at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (Vy7tf)

313 it's a side issue here, but just for the record,
"Lie detector tests" are total bullshit. As accurate as reading the
bumps on someone's head with your fingers.



Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM

---

Yep. When someone said I did something that I didn't do the Cops got involved and wanted me to take a lie detector test. I said sure, let's do the test and I asked them if they would leave me alone when I passed it, they said nope, they would try something else.


I finally got a lawyer after they would not leave me alone and they backed completely off and I never heard a word from them again.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (JUOKG)

314
Google is assimilating medical records:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7674045

It's legal. I wonder if Mike Lee had something to do with this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (NMAzL)

315 You know, I didn't think badminton was gay, but you just made a pretty strong case.
Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (FJYfm)


But I do want to know what kind of shuttle has a cock and why is it removable and smashed with small tennis rackets.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

316 227
Gay radio is a thing! Heard it the other day. By accident.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (QJIMk)


_______


I wonder what the Venn Diagram is of gay radio vs. yacht rock?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (WqPYg)

317 What sport has the fastest ball/projectile/object?

a. Tennis
b. Hockey
c. Lacrosse
d. Badminton
e. Golf

Answer: Badminton.



I would have guessed biathlon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (2Y1kI)

318 Well, I understand people's concern that people are becoming too sensitive if calling them a name shatters their world. However, I would like to reserve some of that lexical firepower for the n-word, for it is the greatest secret weapon man ever invented; it is more powerful than a nuke.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (Eg9+v)

319 The jai alai pelota exceeds the speed of sound.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (tH5fk)

320 304 There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about,And that is not having a word to rhyme with "garroted."
Posted by: Oscar Wilde at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM (Z1ykJ)

Parroted?

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (NgKpN)

321 Answer: Badminton. (Seriously. A smashed badminton
birdie briefly travels at a greater velocity than any other
ball/projectile in any sport.) And don't you forget it.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:43 PM (fK2gX)

---
Briefly.

Like while it's in contact with the racket. And then drag does its thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

322 The Daily Beast@thedailybeast
Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong

-
Turns out, we were the bad guys.

https://bit.ly/33DWnp8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (+y/Ru)

323 Dunlap asked Entercom's legal team how much money they would pay him before he went "scorched earth" about the incident, according to the police report.

Wow, up to that point they probably were willing to go along with his hoax. Yeah probably either about to lose his job or in serious financial problems due to a troubled lifestyle (gambling? Too much partying?)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

324 Answer: Badminton. (Seriously. A smashed badminton birdie




It's a shuttle cock!!

Posted by: White Cat Meme at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (Vy7tf)

325 264


You can't pick up any gay radio stations on broadband.



Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon



Aren't they streaming?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:38 PM (aKsyK)

_______


Definitely digital.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (WqPYg)

326 What sport has the fastest ball/projectile/object?

a. Tennis
b. Hockey
c. Lacrosse
d. Badminton
e. Golf

Answer: Badminton.


Jai alai.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

327 Even if this had been real no sane adult is shattered by a word

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (wneaL)

328
Oh my bad, not to worry. The company involved with Google assures us that this is to:

"... optimize the health and wellness of individuals and communities, and deliver a comprehensive portfolio of digital capabilities that enhance the experience of Ascension consumers, patients and clinical providers across the continuum of care."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (NMAzL)

329 There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about,And that is not having a word to rhyme with "garroted."
Posted by: Oscar Wilde at November 11, 2019 05:42 PM

Bitch, please....

Posted by: Orange at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (rBtIz)

330 A smashed badminton birdie

Posted by: White Cat Meme at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (Vy7tf)
---
Can't fly straight.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)

331 Lock him up and blacklist him from future employment - this hater must be punished! Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (pjkaY)

332 In my inbox just now, purportedly from Apple:

Update your customer identifications!

Ooooh, yeah I'm going for that one.

Posted by: The last James Bond flick at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (RD7QR)

333 I would have guessed biathlon.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Heh.

Excluding shooting "sports."

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (fK2gX)

334 I would have guessed biathlon.

Can't top that, zombie.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (tH5fk)

335 Press embargo.

That reminds me of that Three Stooges episode where they took the levers out of the bathroom and Moe and Larry were Press and Curly was Pull.

Good times.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Golf doesn't count because there's no one on the receiving end (?). unless I'm the one hitting the ball, in which case people in the adjacent fairways better keep a weather eye out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

337 Gay radio is a thing! Heard it the other day. By accident.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 05:32 PM (QJIMk)


You wouldn't think there would be much of a market for an all Fleetwood Mac channel, but there it is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (Ki5SV)

338

Another Hate Crime Hoax:



Just because 99.99999% of hate crimes are hoaxes doesn't mean they all are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (BeuRt)

339 There are easier ways to say I hate myself.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (6ypVs)

340 Is that where they spread the rumors that every male sports team is 85% gay but afraid to come out?'

judging by baseball wives, I'm finding that theory difficult to buy into

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

341
I'm sure someone's brought this up - by why not just use a burner phone? This guy is a total drooler.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)

342 "Denver's own Justice Democrat, Saira Rao:

Nikki Haley, Bobby Jindal & Dinesh D'Souza are white supremacists."


America's National Scold Matt Dowd agrees on Haley. Oh, and Salon Con Matt K. Lewis and "The Expert" agree as well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (OD2ni)

343 What the hell is 'Gay Radio'? XM?

Oh, wait, an ambiguous antecedent, or is it? Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 05:47 PM (xSo9G)

344 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

Not quite . Badminton around 200mph and Jai Ailai around 190mph.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:47 PM (Q5ALd)

345 Can't fly straight.
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)


Cucoo thread!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 05:47 PM (Vy7tf)

346 In my inbox just now, purportedly from Apple:

Update your customer identifications!

Ooooh, yeah I'm going for that one.
Posted by: The last James Bond flick at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (RD7QR)


Rush talks every week about Apple releasing some update that he gets first and foremost because he's at the cutting edge.

Rush, I hate to tell you, but a software company that needs to update their software every week is doing something HORRIBLY wrong.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

347 I'm sure someone's brought this up - by why not just use a burner phone? This guy is a total drooler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)


Or try to gin up a better off elsewhere. You know, the way anyone else would.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

348 You wouldn't think there would be much of a market for an all Fleetwood Mac channel, but there it is.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (Ki5SV)

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Goats love Stevie Nicks... her voice reminds them of dear old mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:47 PM (AzW6q)

349 Gay sports radio. Is that where they spread the rumors that every male sports team is 85% gay but afraid to come out?
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)


Probably not 85%. You know what I never hear anymore? People asking whether gay is genetic or not. There also used to be talk about the percentage of general pop who are gay.

I have go think the number is going up. Way up.

Which, I guess they can pretend it was always that high, but too many people were oppressed in the past, but the cold hard truth is sexual deviancy is almost certainly NOT genetic.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (hku12)

350

Andy Ngo is a gay reporter, but focuses on facts, not his gayness.

And since he is a conservative, the MSM ignores him, except when Antifa beat him up for walking down the street.

Then it is his fault.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

351 America's National Scold Matt Dowd agrees on Haley. Oh, and Salon Con Matt K. Lewis and "The Expert" agree as well.


I would expect nothing else from that pack of racists.


Scum of racists? Klan of racists?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (2Y1kI)

352 "Denver's own Justice Democrat, Saira Rao:

Nikki Haley, Bobby Jindal & Dinesh D'Souza are white supremacists."


America's National Scold Matt Dowd agrees on Haley. Oh, and Salon Con Matt K. Lewis and "The Expert" agree as well.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (OD2ni)


Isn't Denver where that leaking cuunt was that's now in prison for her crimes?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

353 322 As I understand it, the correct narrative is "three crocodiles got into a brawl and one of them won; this third crocodile is presently called 'The International Community' but is formally 'The United States Government (USG)'."
I too once thought that of the three bigs in the 20th, the US was the good guy. History disabused me of the possibility that any of the three bigs in the 20th century was a good guy.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (Eg9+v)

354 341

Because for people like him the notion of someone questioning this never entered his mind

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (wneaL)

355 Yeah probably either about to lose his job or in
serious financial problems due to a troubled lifestyle (gambling? Too
much partying?)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Well he sure as hell wasn't going to be blackmailed with those pictures of a turnip up his ass.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (LOq4H)

356 Probably said a couple hundred posts ago, but the bigger story is how dishonest the WaPo headline is for their way-too-long story, and how dense and convoluted it is.

It's Jussie, copycatted. How difficult is that to understand.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (4ZE6o)

357 Rush, I hate to tell you, but a software company that needs to update their software every week is doing something HORRIBLY wrong.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)


Whenever I see any product marketed as "totally new and improved" I take that as a tacit admission that the previous product was a piece of shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

358 bond sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (RD7QR)

359 Fastest projectile?

Sport?

Hmmm.

Posted by: Golfman at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (xMu80)

360 "The Daily Beast@thedailybeast
Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong

-
Turns out, we were the bad guys."


Not really new. I heard that from teachers growing up. Cold War was all that darn Reagan's fault.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (OD2ni)

361 "Denver's own Justice Democrat, Saira Rao:

Nikki Haley, Bobby Jindal & Dinesh D'Souza are white supremacists."
---------

Yeah, happens to me all of the time.

Posted by: David Webb at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (CDGwz)

362 Professional badminton is badass.

--

There was an Asian guy in my dorm who was there on a badminton scholarship. I always thought that was funny until I watched a tournament that came on campus once.

Serve, long shot, long shot, speed up a bit, long shot, long shot, speed up a bit, long shot, long shot, then tremendous hit where the shuttlecock barely grazes the top of the net and drops straight down. Both players did this repeatedly. It was crazy how precise their shots were.

Nearly the entire tournament was Asian guys, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not just sure. He's positive. at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (1R1vy)

363 Isn't Denver where that leaking cuunt was that's now in prison for her crimes?
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

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Which leaking cunt? We've got a few million of 'em around here. I'm sure some of them are in prison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

364 326 What sport has the fastest ball/projectile/object?

a. Tennis
b. Hockey
c. Lacrosse
d. Badminton
e. Golf

Answer: Badminton.

319 The jai alai pelota exceeds the speed of sound.
Posted by: eleven
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Jai alai.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Jai Alai isn't a sport: It's a torture chamber for Mexican midgets!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (fK2gX)

365 Good luck San Fransisco. Your new DA has explicitly stated: "Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)

Hahaha....I love it. Next time I visit that shit hole city I plan on urinating in public. Over and over again.

Might even offer some people sex just for the hell of it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (Z+IKu)

366 Which, I guess they can pretend it was always that high, but too many people were oppressed in the past, but the cold hard truth is sexual deviancy is almost certainly NOT genetic.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (hku12)


But there are 274 different genders and they all want to have sex with each other from birth.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

367 And since he is a conservative, the MSM ignores him, except when Antifa beat him up for walking down the street.

Then it is his fault.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

Actually, he is not a conservative either.

Just truthful about what is going on.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (NgKpN)

368 IT'S ON!!

Posted by: James Bond at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (2Y1kI)

369 Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong


Yeah, mostly the parts where your lefty educators insisted that the commie infiltration of American institutions was an hysterical overreaction.

Posted by: Notorious BFD, double-naught Rooskie asset at November 11, 2019 05:50 PM (EgshT)

370 It's Jussie, copycatted. How difficult is that to understand.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 11, 2019 05:48 PM (4ZE6o)


Cyber version. At least Jussie generated some employment in his hoax.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

371 Wow, this guy is some kind of f*g, isn't he?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 11, 2019 05:50 PM (vVOK2)

372 Just because the tweet came from his phone doesn't mean he sent it. It might have been his Dad.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:50 PM (m45I2)

373 But as Jay said before , golf shouldn't count. The ball speeds though can get past 220mph.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (Q5ALd)

374 Good luck San Fransisco. Your new DA has explicitly stated: "Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)


LOLGF.

That city will be chocolate. Not because of a high black population, but because there will be HUMAN POO everywhere.

California. Soon to be Africa.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

375 He could be denied Health care in Britain.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (Fxgkp)

376

Hey mate!

Got another fag for me?

Posted by: Brit asking for a free cigarette at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (sy5kK)

377 Rush talks every week about Apple releasing some update that he gets first and foremost because he's at the cutting edge.

Rush, I hate to tell you, but a software company that needs to update their software every week is doing something HORRIBLY wrong.



Back before Jobs became worm food, he was meticulous about the software. It needed 1 or maybe 2 updates between major releases. Now it is a weekly thing, usually to fix what the last update broke.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (UB/j7)

378 Seth Dunlop did imperil himself.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (DuZls)

379 What this proves is how Bad OrangeMan Bad is!!!

Posted by: NPC_00011110 at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (DMUuz)

380 265 I will not hear badminton disparaged.


How about shuttlecock?

Posted by: Tinker at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (z1DPh)

381 271
Apropos of nothing, if you sign up for the Post Office Informed Delivery
option, you will discover that every single letter sent to you is
optically scanned and stored. Apparently not packages though.



I find this unsettling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:39 PM (2Y1kI)

_______


I just take it as a given that everything out there is now stored at the NSA data storage facility in Utah or wherever.


My wife signed up for that (ours does include packages) and a handful of times when items she ordered on Amazon didn't arrive on the promised date, their system will say something like "Customer requested hold." I suspect they're cooking the books so Amazon doesn't penalize them for late delivery or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (WqPYg)

382 Just because the tweet came from his phone doesn't mean he sent it. It might have been his Dad.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:50 PM (m45I2)

Subtle but hilarious.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (Q5ALd)

383 Rush, I hate to tell you, but a software company that needs to update their software every week is doing something HORRIBLY wrong.
Posted by: Sponge
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Turns out that a combination of bloatware, and complex, unneeded features are the key to sales, especially if people are happy with the old/existing stuff.

Posted by: David Webb at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (CDGwz)

384 Re: 007, missed the thread but someone should buy the Spy Hunter video game rights (or In Like Flynn) and make it a misogynistic bastard and see who wins.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not just sure. He's positive. at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (1R1vy)

385 Try this link:

https://outline.com/MvXcGe
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:36 PM (aKsyK)
*****************
Thanks

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (wiXsO)

386
Seth Dunlop did imperil himself.


Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM

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And epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (JUOKG)

387 He called himself a cigarette ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (JwHjN)

388 360 "The Daily Beast@thedailybeast
Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong

-
Turns out, we were the bad guys."


Not really new. I heard that from teachers growing up. Cold War was all that darn Reagan's fault.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (OD2ni)

I grew up in a small town in the 60's, that just happened to be a Bedroom community.

For a Strategic Air Command base. B-52s and KC-135s and F105s, oh my.

Needless to say, if they had tried that here, it would not have been pretty.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (NgKpN)

389
Which leaking cunt? We've got a few million of 'em around here. I'm sure some of them are in prison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)


Reality Winner, I think.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

390 "It's Jussie, copycatted. How difficult is that to understand.
Posted by: Les Kinetic"


Rev Al got rich and famous perpetuating a hoax. Copycats were predictable.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (OD2ni)

391 The Anthony Weiner "my phone was hacked" defense is coming.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (Fxgkp)

392 Press embargo.

That reminds me of that Three Stooges episode where they took the levers out of the bathroom and Moe and Larry were Press and Curly was Pull.

Good times.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)


That's 1935sThree Little Beers, where the Stooges work at the Panther Pilsner Brewery and decide to enter the company golf tournament.

They wreck the grounds of the Rancho Park Municipal Golf Course, which is still a public LA course located at 10460 West Pico Boulevard.

You can find out more fun facts like that in Jim Pauley's The Three Stooges: Hollywood Filming Locations:

https://tinyurl.com/sxhwkqr

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (Ki5SV)

393 357

Funniest is car companies with the totally redesigned 2020 model....so basically the 2019 was a piece of shit that needed a totally new design? God to know.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (wneaL)

394 I've watched a few videos about the 30th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall on YouTube.

German commentators seem to be under the impression that the Germans themselves brought the Wall down. Reagan had nothing to do with it.

You know, if food needs to be airlifted into Berlin ever again - let the Krauts eat paint chips.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (d6Ksn)

395 His attorney is still going to sue... Hahahah.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (wiXsO)

396 What the hell happened to Bobby Jindal?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (UB/j7)

397
And then they can't figure out why tourism is way down in San Francisco.
Posted by: Don Q


But is it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (aKsyK)

398 Wait....so the ghey guy got fired for calling himself a fag??

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (ufFY8)

399 Table tennis is a real mans game.

Posted by: I'M A PROFESSOR!!! at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (Pzzpr)

400 Apropos of nothing, if you sign up for the Post Office Informed Delivery
option, you will discover that every single letter sent to you is
optically scanned and stored.
-----
Are you assuming that this has not been the case already? After all, every envelope address is scanned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (CDGwz)

401 Is that where they spread the rumors that every male sports team is 85% gay but afraid to come out?'
-------------------
judging by baseball wives, I'm finding that theory difficult to buy into
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:46 PM (KZzsI)


Given that behavior, most of the time, is a choice, I don't have any doubt there are guys like ballplayers and musicians who were otherwise straight, who decide at some point to start sipping the peener, because they get bored with constantly having hot chicks to bang in every city they go to.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (hku12)

402 360 "The Daily Beast@thedailybeast
Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong

-
Turns out, we were the bad guys."


And the Nazis were just misunderstood, amirite? All that unpleasantness in mid-century was just a big misunderstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

403
Software has become crap in general. Bloated and buggy.

I'm noticing more articles with titles like "Object Oriented Programming has been a trillion dollar failure" and stuff like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (NMAzL)

404 Sooooo much hate that he had to fabricate some. That doesn't seem to fit the narrative now does it?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

405 Parroted?

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:44 PM (NgKpN)


Somebody clearly hasn't had enough to drink this morning.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (Z1ykJ)

406 Wait....so the ghey guy got fired for calling himself a fag??
------

Irony, or, Cosmic Justice?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (CDGwz)

407 "391 The Anthony Weiner "my phone was hacked" defense is coming.
Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn"


Didn't that perv try to claim that Andrew Breitbart hacked his phone until everyone laughed at him.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (OD2ni)

408 >>And then they can't figure out why tourism is way down in San Francisco.

Posted by: Don Q



They being the NFL?

Posted by: I'M A PROFESSOR!!! at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (Pzzpr)

409 My dead husband liked Bond girls. In fact, I was a Bond girl in my day!

Posted by: Cindy McCain, zombie hungry at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (NVYyb)

410 503

H1bs.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (wneaL)

411 I'll bet this Seth fella has heard worse from the guy slamming his kielbasa in Seth's distended colon.

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (wo3c/)

412
Hey mate!

Got another fag for me?

Posted by: Brit asking for a free cigarette at November 11, 2019 05:51 PM (sy5kK)


First time I went to the UK and a guy said he was going to go outside to "burn a fag" I said, "you can do that here? Woah. Seems illegal."

They didn't get it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

413 >>Jai alai.

We used to have a jai alai court or whatever it's called here in town. We would go occasionally when the weather sucked because the drinks were cheap and gambling.

Holy crap that ball moves fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

414 The number of fake hate crimes is too damn high!

Posted by: DougW at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (9feJ/)

415 Heard a caller to Dennis Prager's radio show within the past couple weeks from California saying he was in a store when a couple of teenage boys came in, looking around nervously and grabbing stuff.

Then they just ran out the door with a bunch of merchandise. The caller looked at the clerk and said "Aren't you going to try and stop them?" The clerk said "No -- even when we call the police, they won't come out now."

Insanity. I hope criminal mobs rob every business blind so they shut down and/or move out-of-state. Give them the anarchy they voted for ... good and hard.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (WqPYg)

416 Def not playing into stereotypes when he announced that he was taking an extended leave of absence after an inanimate twitter account called him a bad name.

LOL. I need time off to process and decompress from this insult.

Posted by: MJ at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (gAMkn)

417
Reality Winner, I think.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

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She's a Texan. But stupid enough to be from Denver/Boulder, for sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (fUqBx)

418 Software has become crap in general. Bloated and buggy.
---------

"No one will ever need more than 640K" -- Bill Gates

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (xSo9G)

419 Oh, my bad. It may be fraudulent but it's in pursuit of a higher truth. Carry on.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

420 409 My dead husband liked Bond girls. In fact, I was a Bond girl in my day!
Posted by: Cindy McCain, zombie hungry at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (NVYyb)


Correction: BondO, not Bond.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

421 a software company that needs to update their software every week is doing something HORRIBLY wrong

Nothing shakes out software defects quite like live testing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD, double-naught Rooskie asset at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (EgshT)

422 Those air hockey discs can travel at a pretty good velocity.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (m45I2)

423
Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong

The store shelves there were full while ours were empty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (aKsyK)

424 413
>>Jai alai.



We used to have a jai alai court or whatever it's called here in
town. We would go occasionally when the weather sucked because the
drinks were cheap and gambling.



Holy crap that ball moves fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

_______


I grew up in Las Vegas and watched that -- it was amazing. I imagine a number of players have died over the years, even though they were helmets.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (WqPYg)

425 Dunlap has credit card debt, which further explains his idiotic move of extortion.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (wiXsO)

426 I cannot wait until buggy code in driver less cars is on every road in america.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (wneaL)

427 *wear helmets*

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (WqPYg)

428 >>We used to have a jai alai court

Fronton is a gay sounding word.

Posted by: I'M A PROFESSOR!!! at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (Pzzpr)

429
Jai alai is one of the most mobbed-up, corrupt sports there is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (fUqBx)

430 He got fired while he was typing "and your shit's all retarded" to himself.

Posted by: DaveA at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (FhXTo)

431 Funniest is car companies with the totally redesigned 2020 model....so basically the 2019 was a piece of shit that needed a totally new design? God to know.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:53 PM (wneaL)


NEVER buy the flagship model of a new design. It will have more vertical miles on a lift than it will have horizontal miles on the road.

Ask me how I know.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)

432 413 >>Jai alai.

We used to have a jai alai court or whatever it's called here in town. We would go occasionally when the weather sucked because the drinks were cheap and gambling.

Holy crap that ball moves fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

Fronton. The ball is a "pelota" I think. Yes, that ball goes damned fast.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (Od33b)

433 "No one will ever need more than 640K" -- Bill Gates
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (xSo9G)


Nobody needs more than 128K RAM. -- Steve Jobs

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (aS1PU)

434 What if he just up and admits he hates himself.
I hate my gay fag self!
Would that get him therapy, rather than fired.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (Fxgkp)

435 Well, this is nice. So little work to do today that I'm off early.

Which means the rest of the week will be a living hell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (Ki5SV)

436 Jai alai is one of the most mobbed-up, corrupt sports there is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (fUqBx)


I fart in your general direction.

Posted by: FIFA at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

437 Libs

Recently: You guys are so unpatriotic not to believe 17 IC agencies!

Now (and before): The USSR were the good guys and we were the bad guys!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (DuZls)

438 426
I cannot wait until buggy code in driver less cars is on every road in america.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (wneaL)

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They need to test that stuff on the big rigs first. The first negligent homicides ought to put a crimp in their long-term plans ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (WqPYg)

439 402 360 "The Daily Beast@thedailybeast
Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong

-
Turns out, we were the bad guys."

And the Nazis were just misunderstood, amirite? All that unpleasantness in mid-century was just a big misunderstanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

They've really gone full retard at Daily Beast.

I have to wonder why the Berlin Wall was put up in the first place. They had prancing unicorns shitting candy over there - why would anybody want to leave?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)

440 I actually knew a Bond girl. Daliah Lavi. She passed away about two years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (xSo9G)

441 Listen

(do, wah, do)

Do you want to know a secret?

(do, wah, do)

Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, oh







Closer

(do, wah, do)

Let me whisper in your ear

(do, wah, do)

Say the words you long to hear











Jeffery Epstein didn't hang himself, whoa oh, oh

Posted by: The Ruttles at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (sy5kK)

442 "No one will ever need more than 640K" -- Bill Gates
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (xSo9G)

Nobody needs more than 128K RAM. -- Steve Jobs
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM (aS1PU)


They're always quick to announce them as brilliant visionaries when all they did was ride the backs of those that did all the work.

Must be nice.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

443 The store shelves there were full while ours were empty.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (aKsyK)


Their empty store shelves were a result of their commitment to the environment and a desire to not be wasteful and stock items that would not sell.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 05:59 PM (UB/j7)

444 >>Jai alai is one of the most mobbed-up, corrupt sports there is.

Without a doubt. You'd see guys literally climbing the walls and making incredibly acrobatic catches and throws and then as if on cue someone would drop a really easy catch.

We would just bet a dollar on whatever color uniform amused us. There was no way to handicap a match.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

445
Oh, this is cool, we made a new hire. She was a cheerleader for a major sportsball team.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:59 PM (fUqBx)

446 "No one will ever need more than 640K" -- Bill Gates

--

I saw that Best Buy had a 12TB external drive for $180.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not just sure. He's positive. at November 11, 2019 06:00 PM (1R1vy)

447 Google apologizes for running every car into the nearest cement pole and totaling your cars.

An emergency update is on its way!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 06:00 PM (DuZls)

448 The Mayans played a sport that was somewhat like Jai Alai. The losing team got sacrificed to the gods.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

449 Insanity. I hope criminal mobs rob every business
blind so they shut down and/or move out-of-state. Give them the anarchy
they voted for ... good and hard.


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!


It's already happening in Seattle, and the voting idiots just keep returning the socialists. They won't know they're dying till they're dead.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 06:00 PM (LOq4H)

450 I can't understand why people by new versions of MS Office. All MS does is move shit around from where you knew it to be to somewhere else that you have to figure out, while eliminating some things that were really useful.

I customize my Office programs through VBA, and was greatly annoyed when they got rid of the "FileSearch" command, which was easy and straightforward to use. Then I had to write 20 lines of code to do the same thing. Grrrrrr.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

451 I seem to recall that jai alai is the sport with the most fatalities....

But that could just be an internet "fact"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 06:00 PM (Ct55T)

452
"Turns out, we were the bad guys."
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Turns out, whoever controls the teaching of history, defines it.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 11, 2019 06:00 PM (xSo9G)

453 Top Fuel moves ten gallons 10 feet backwards over 1000 feet in 3 seconds.

Posted by: DaveA at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (FhXTo)

454 I took a quick gander @ that daily beast article. Wowza.

#5: THE REAL MENACE: Joseph McCarthy barely believed a word he said and found zero communists in government roles.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (Fxgkp)

455 Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

The flip side is that Americans who visited London in the '80's and wore "fanny packs" gave many Brits a good laugh, since fanny means vajayjay over there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (d6Ksn)

456 I can't understand why people by new versions of MS Office. All MS does is move shit around from where you knew it to be to somewhere else that you have to figure out, while eliminating some things that were really useful.

I customize my Office programs through VBA, and was greatly annoyed when they got rid of the "FileSearch" command, which was easy and straightforward to use. Then I had to write 20 lines of code to do the same thing. Grrrrrr.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:00 PM (YqDXo)


Enjoy The Cloud!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

457
Seth Dunlap, a former radio host on WWL New Orleans, appears on WLAE's "Inside New Orleans Sports."

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uhhh... OK.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (r2EMi)

458 WWL was originally a Jesuit Catholic station.

Loyola University.

Gotta be a "heh" in there somewhere.

Posted by: Miklos, more of a WWOZ guy at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (QzkSJ)

459 0 I actually knew a Bond girl.


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Biblically ??

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (QJIMk)

460 You know the funny thing about RIM was when the Iphone debuted it was hogging bandwidth and the ceo of RIM stated something such as "consumers need to understand that they cannot have as much bandwidth as they want."

When he said that RIM was the default business device.

Where is he or RIM now?

Socialist impulses are never good.

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:02 PM (HALdu)

461 448
The Mayans played a sport that was somewhat like Jai Alai. The losing team got sacrificed to the gods.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere


"The Man who would be King." "Small head, small ball, big head, big ball!"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 06:02 PM (LOq4H)

462 Ahem:

The fastest recorded tennis stroke is Samuel Groth's 163.4 miles per hour (263 kilometres per hour) serve,[30] whereas the fastest badminton stroke during gameplay was Mads Pieler Kolding's 264.7 miles per hour (426 kilometres per hour) recorded smash at a Badminton Premier League match.[31]

...

Canadian long drive champion Jason Zuback broke the world ball speed record on an episode of Sport Science with a golf ball speed of 328 km/h (204 mph). The previous record of 302 km/h (188 mph) was held by José Ramón Areitio, a Jai Alaiplayer.[31]

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 06:02 PM (fK2gX)

463 Top Fuel moves ten gallons 10 feet backwards over 1000 feet in 3 seconds.
Posted by: DaveA at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (FhXTo)


Finishing at 330 miles per hour.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

464 Enjoy The Cloud!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)
---
You can be sure, at some point, you'll be left with one.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 06:02 PM (DuZls)

465 Linux is irritating, but I appreciate Windows deciding I needed to make it my daily driver. It will make helping other people a lot easier once Microsoft starts charging a subscription fee for their OS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not just sure. He's positive. at November 11, 2019 06:02 PM (1R1vy)

466 OK slow the sperg, guys.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:02 PM (Fxgkp)

467 I seem to recall that jai alai is the sport with the most fatalities ....


Not synchronized suicide?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (QQ+il)

468 Those who ride in limos have no worries about people blocking or urinating on their sidewalks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (1XNk8)

469 *sends tweet to self*
You are so cool.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (r+sAi)

470 I have to wonder why the Berlin Wall was put up in the first place. They had prancing unicorns shitting candy over there - why would anybody want to leave?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)


It was to protect the Workers' Paradise from those evil capitalists.

Srsly, that was the reported rationale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

471 Seth Dunlap, a former radio host on WWL New Orleans, appears on WLAE's "Inside New Orleans Sports."

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uhhh... OK.
======

Did I mention my nickname is "New Orleans Sports?"

Posted by: Seth D. at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (JcXHH)

472 Microsoft is in the same boat of constant fixing problems they created with the last fix. I can't decide if its just that things have gotten so complicated that its impossible to get right, they're sloppy and bad at their jobs, or the coders figured out a good way to maintain job security.

Well he sure as hell wasn't going to be blackmailed with those pictures of a turnip up his ass.

You jest, but the old saw about "live boy or a dead girl" doesn't really seem to apply any longer. I'm not really sure what you COULD black mail modern politicians with, given what they get away with openly these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

473 Top Fuel moves ten gallons 10 feet backwards over 1000 feet in 3 seconds.
Posted by: DaveA
------

It's all that crap being blown out of the stacks.

Posted by: Spectator with watering, burning eyes at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (CDGwz)

474 The Mayans played a sport that was somewhat like Jai Alai. The losing team got sacrificed to the gods.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

True.

And sounds fair.

Posted by: Miklos "Smoke Shield" of the late pre-classic at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (QzkSJ)

475 I see we are about to be willowed, Legal Insurrection on Sunday had a list of "hate crimes" at colleges almost certainly were fakes but of course they treat them like they are crimes.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 06:04 PM (ZCEU2)

476
The latest Office I have is 2010, and I just "upgraded" to that this year. I was running (and still am) Office XP, which goes way back. It didn't want to install correctly on Windows 7, IIRC, but I found some hack to get it to work. It worked with Windows 10 as well.

But I decided to try the "new" 2010. It has annoyed me with the changes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 06:04 PM (NMAzL)

477 sends tweet to self*
You are so cool.

--////

When you have no friends......

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (QJIMk)

478 True.



And sounds fair.

Posted by: Miklos "Smoke Shield" of the late pre-classic at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (QzkSJ)


That scheme would certainly end Detroit Lion's fan's misery.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (ufFY8)

479 Hate crimes?

So do I.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (DuZls)

480 I think I'll go shower. Sperg hour cannot be stopped once started. It's a law of nature.
Enjoy.

Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (Fxgkp)

481 I seem to recall that jai alai is the sport with the most fatalities ....


Not synchronized suicide?
Posted by: Grump928(C


********

No, but synchronized suicide has the fewest three-time champions.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (m45I2)

482 462 it's just mass. The badminton birdie simply has less mass than any of those other projectiles, and therefore (at least initially) can be made to go faster than the others more easily. This considered, the birdie's design makes sense, so your opponents can actually return the serve.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (Eg9+v)

483 It was to protect the Workers' Paradise from those evil capitalists.

There was some small glimmer of truth in that. The black marketeering during the post war Berlin rebuilding days was spectacular.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (KZzsI)

484 Not synchronized suicide?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (QQ+il)

That Moldovan judge is a real stickler.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (Ct55T)

485 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 06:02 PM (fK2gX)

That's nothing. They can't even measure the speed Mooch reaches when heading for an all you can eat buffet.

She emits Cerenkov radiation on her way there. Kinda like Schumer heading for a camera.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

486 You jest, but the old saw about "live boy or a dead girl" doesn't really seem to apply any longer. I'm not really sure what you COULD black mail modern politicians with, given what they get away with openly these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Gerry Studds (D), buggering an underage page at November 11, 2019 06:05 PM (CDGwz)

487 It still takes me 15 minutes to figure out how to turn off that stupid 2 page view in MS Office.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (UB/j7)

488 OK slow the sperg, guys.

Why? Having trouble keeping up?

Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always aks... at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (EgshT)

489 445
Oh, this is cool, we made a new hire. She was a cheerleader for a major sportsball team.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 05:59 PM (fUqBx)


Let the jokes begin!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (sy5kK)

490 Badminton played with gumball machine superballs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not just sure. He's positive. at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (1R1vy)

491 Is gay radio a thing now?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 05:26 PM (Uu+Jp)


It's a hipster thing.
They think it is more artful than pronhub.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (1g7ch)

492 Was avanttti his lawyer?

Posted by: Inogame at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (l+zXA)

493
Security updates are a big part of it. Someone discovers a new security flaw, and they have to patch it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (NMAzL)

494 403


Software has become crap in general. Bloated and buggy.



I'm noticing more articles with titles like "Object Oriented
Programming has been a trillion dollar failure" and stuff like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 05:54 PM (NMAzL)

_______


I remember reading something some years ago about the fragility of the software being used -- and failures of attempted upgrades -- by Air Traffic Control system via the FAA. Was kind of scary ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (WqPYg)

495 I am the leaker...I mean tweeter!

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (LLUXC)

496 That's nothing. They can't even measure the speed Mooch reaches when heading for an all you can eat buffet.

She emits Cerenkov radiation on her way there. Kinda like Schumer heading for a camera.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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It's the doppler shift associated with the velocity that causes problems.

Posted by: Gerry Studds (D), buggering an underage page at November 11, 2019 06:07 PM (CDGwz)

497 I wonder why everyone has to treat 'the US wasn't a good guy' as 'that means the Nazis and or the Soviets were the good guys' - it ain't binary folks. None of us like FDR, just like none of us like Adolf or Josef - no reason to pick sides on that piss fight.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:07 PM (Eg9+v)

498 Does this gay radio guy always enter through the back door?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

499 I'm not really sure what you COULD black mail modern politicians with, given what they get away with openly these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (KZzsI)


Voting for Trump.

Career killer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

500 That's nothing. They can't even measure the speed Mooch reaches when heading for an all you can eat buffet.
=====

"Never get between Michelle and a tamale."

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (JcXHH)

501 Oh, this is cool, we made a new hire. She was a cheerleader for a major sportsball team.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Reboot of the "Mother, Jugs, and Speed" franchise?

Posted by: Miklos, 'coz at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)

502
Speaking of that, Windows 7 is about to End Of Life in Jan. 2020. No more security patches after that.

Except for certain big "enterprise" customers who can pay big bucks to keep MS patching them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (NMAzL)

503 I only saw professional cheerleaders once up close, they were from the 76ers and I thought they looked like plastic.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

504 I wonder why everyone has to treat 'the US wasn't a good guy' as 'that means the Nazis and or the Soviets were the good guys' - it ain't binary folks.


US as good guys or bad guys seems pretty binary. The one means you are a patriotic American, that latter a shit filled douche.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (QQ+il)

505
As the station launched its investigation, Dunlap allegedly demanded more than $1.8 million in compensation while he was facing financial troubles, Cassidy, the station executive, said in a police report later obtained by local media outlets. While on leave, the report claimed, the host threatened the station and its parent company, Pennsylvania-based Entercom, that he would go "scorched earth" over the tweet.

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Threatens them and tries to shake them down for dough.

How did he get into $1.8 million of financial trouble? Stuck his dick somewhere he shouldn't have, and settled financially? Pedo?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (r2EMi)

506 Seth Dunlap snappy comebacks:

"I know I am, but what am I?!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (m45I2)

507 484 Not synchronized suicide?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 06:03 PM (QQ+il)


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (XT6Vl)

508 I wonder why everyone has to treat 'the US wasn't a good guy' as 'that means the Nazis and or the Soviets were the good guys' - it ain't binary folks. None of us like FDR, just like none of us like Adolf or Josef - no reason to pick sides on that piss fight.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:07 PM (Eg9+v)


Srsly? There ARE degrees involved here. Putting these guys in one standard would require a logarithmic scale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

509 I am the morning DJ
On WOLE

Posted by: Harry Chafen at November 11, 2019 06:09 PM (Tnijr)

510 Seth Dunlap snappy comebacks:

"I know I am, but what am I?!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:08 PM (m45I2)
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That's far to sanguine for Seth.

Seth Dunlop did downhil himself.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)

511 None of us like FDR, just like none of us like Adolf or Josef - no reason to pick sides on that piss fight.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:07 PM (Eg9+v)

Uh, no.

I don't like FDR, but certainly would have supported the war effort completely. FDR did a lot of shitty things but equating him to 2 of the 3 worst mass murderers in history is ridiculous.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:10 PM (d6Ksn)

512
"The Daily Beast@thedailybeast

Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong



-

Turns out, we were the bad guys."




Of course comrades. Nothing says good guys like gulags, mass murder and force labor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 06:10 PM (OQRvY)

513 Well someone somewhere called someone a fag so there you go.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:10 PM (j3npP)

514 It still takes me 15 minutes to figure out how to turn off that stupid 2 page view in MS Office.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (UB/j7)


It's on the View tab.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

515 Another beltway barnacle calls it quits. Buh bye, King.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:10 PM (UB/j7)

516 I'm a faggot
I'm a faggot
I'm a faggot
Tweets the DJ
Tweets the DJ
Tweets the DJ
Tweets the DJ

Posted by: The Smiths at November 11, 2019 06:11 PM (fK2gX)

517 Someone called somebody something.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar Reports the News at November 11, 2019 06:11 PM (DuZls)

518 "The Daily Beast@thedailybeast

Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong



-

Turns out, we were the bad guys."


Then move to Russia and ENJOY, asshole.

FUCK I hate AntiAmericans.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

519 Speaking of that, Windows 7 is about to End Of Life in Jan. 2020. No more security patches after that.

Yeah, but I don't care about that, really. I figure at that point, who's going to bother trying an exploit on an OS that you probably won't be able to find easily.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

520 By the way, a faggot is a bundle of sticks.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

521 I have to wonder why the Berlin Wall was put up in the first place.
They had prancing unicorns shitting candy over there - why would anybody
want to leave?

Posted by: DonnaV. at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)




Didn't some nit wit on Twatter recently write that the Wall was put up by the Nazis to keep "diverse" people out? Trying to make a comparison to putting a wall on the southern border


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 06:12 PM (OQRvY)

522 How many gays are there for crying out loud?
Or do they all happen to be in politics and media.
BTW whatever happened to Juicy Maggot?

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

523 Speaking of that, Windows 7 is about to End Of Life in Jan. 2020.

Now if we can just do that to the Democrat Party ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

524 518 "The Daily Beast@thedailybeast

Much of what many of us learned in school about the struggle between the U.S. and USSR was very, very wrong



-

Turns out, we were the bad guys."

Then move to Russia and ENJOY, asshole.

FUCK I hate AntiAmericans.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)


I have a sure-fire way to end this.

Except I can't type it here, or I would be banned.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

525 Yeah, but I don't care about that, really. I figure at that point, who's going to bother trying an exploit on an OS that you probably won't be able to find easily.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:11 PM (YqDXo)


Bad thing about that is, everyone else stops updating everything for that OS and you're stuck where you are. If everything is working, you're fine, baring the hackers don't want to fuck with those still using it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

526 I cannot wait until buggy code in driver less cars is on every road in america.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM

Neither can we.

Posted by: Trial lawyers everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (rBtIz)

527 519 Speaking of that, Windows 7 is about to End Of Life in Jan. 2020. No more security patches after that.

Yeah, but I don't care about that, really. I figure at that point, who's going to bother trying an exploit on an OS that you probably won't be able to find easily.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I'm using a Mac OS that's so old it stopped being "supported" nearly a decade ago.

Amazingly, no one tries to "exploit" it, because the user base is nearly zero at this stage. It's not as "secure" as modern OSes in theory, but in practice it's actually MORE secure.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (fK2gX)

528 Speaking of that, Windows 7 is about to End Of Life in Jan. 2020.

Now if we can just do that to the Democrat Party ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:12 PM (YqDXo)
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So is Flash.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (DuZls)

529 These people are sick. I mean it's truly sick to concoct some lie about being victimized.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (H8QX8)

530 "Didn't some nit wit on Twatter recently write that the Wall was put up by the Nazis to keep "diverse" people out?"

Was that before or after they bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (d6Ksn)

531 I have to wonder why the Berlin Wall was put up in the first place.
They had prancing unicorns shitting candy over there - why would anybody
want to leave?

Posted by: DonnaV. at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)


It was to keep westerners out of soviet paradise.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (UB/j7)

532 Just proves that a lot of people are what they are so as to gain attention.

Now that they have achieved their supposed goal of acceptance (not really what they wanted) they feel diminished so they create ways to arouse that status and attention.

Wonder if this is what is fueling the Transgender nonsense and a whole lot of other things: Attention Whores.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 11, 2019 06:14 PM (cxIsI)

533 I'm using a Mac OS that's so old it stopped being "supported" nearly a decade ago.

Amazingly, no one tries to "exploit" it, because the user base is nearly zero at this stage. It's not as "secure" as modern OSes in theory, but in practice it's actually MORE secure.
Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (fK2gX)


Hackers don't care about 2% market share.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)

534 Speaking of that, Windows 7 is about to End Of Life in Jan. 2020.



Now if we can just do that to the Democrat Party ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:12 PM (YqDXo)


Air Pinochet: Come fly with me. Let's fly, let's fly away

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 06:14 PM (OQRvY)

535 530 "Didn't some nit wit on Twatter recently write that the Wall was put up by the Nazis to keep "diverse" people out?"

Was that before or after they bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (d6Ksn)


YES!!!

Posted by: Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky at November 11, 2019 06:14 PM (sy5kK)

536 These people are sick. I mean it's truly sick to concoct some lie about being victimized.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (H8QX
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The demand for Victim Status without being Victimized is high.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)

537
Was that before or after they bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:13 PM (d6Ksn)


The Germans?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

538 Youtube is updating its Terms of Service to say that anything uploaded can be deleted at any time for any reason or for no reason.
Dec. 10 I think.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (w7KSn)

539 Hey everybody.

Ace, maybe you've posted it before, but I have yet another sidebar music suggestion I think you might like, if you don't mind. I just rediscovered this myself yesterday. I think there was a mini-subgenre in the 1970s of crazy/evil women songs.

I love the line "It's so nice to be insane, no one asks you to explain..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQKyGt_I5L4

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (6hyL5)

540 I have to wonder why the Berlin Wall was put up in the first place. They had prancing unicorns shitting candy over there - why would anybody want to leave?

Posted by: DonnaV. at November 11, 2019 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)


I visited East Berlin two months before The Wall fell. It was most miserable place I've ever been in my life, and I've traveled extensively.

Everybody - and I mean EVERYBODY - was honked, and made no bones about it. It was like everyone had just come from a divorce hearing or an IRS audit. It was awful. And the place looked like the Eighth Air Force had just left an hour before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

541 I heard a little Public radio this morning and they had some nitwit on there saying it might have been better if Germany had been kept separated because of all the people who lost jobs when they closed the shitty East German factories.

Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (Tnijr)

542 It still takes me 15 minutes to figure out how to turn off that stupid 2 page view in MS Office.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:06 PM (UB/j7)

It's on the View tab.......


Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)


The newest menu organization was based upon the functions popularity with a small test market (with newest features on first). What you like is irrelevant.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 06:16 PM (1g7ch)

543 Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Uh, it was a joke.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:16 PM (d6Ksn)

544

If you've never seen jai lai, I suggest it at least once. You bet on the thing and somebody could die.
And it's just amazing to watch.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 06:16 PM (x9sIM)

545 Didn't some nit wit on Twatter recently write that the Wall was put up by the Nazis to keep "diverse" people out?
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Racists have been doing that around castles for centuries!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 06:16 PM (DuZls)

546 508 dunno about that. The US killed tons of Germans *after* the war was over and we've also killed more unborn children than, I think, the holocaust/holodomar totals (I don't know the # of Soviet abortions, tho--)
So I think they're roughly crocodiles of the same size. This is just f*ckery where they're trying to pretend that all of those atrocities were not committed by the command of or hand of liberals/progressives when in fact, they were; and the prog/liberal party (generally the national Democrats as its political arm) has been the ruling party and thus responsible for the actions of USG in the 20th.

"Oh it was the military industrial complex", the permanent government says while it is trying to get the blood out of its clothes in the back room.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:16 PM (Eg9+v)

547 I know there must be some out there, but I've yet to meet a homosexual person that wasn't damaged goods.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 11, 2019 06:16 PM (w7KSn)

548 Turns out, we were the bad guys."

Yeah.. ask the survivors of the concentration camps who they would rather have seen show up to rescue them. Us or the Russians.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY)

549 I heard a little Public radio this morning and they had some nitwit on there saying it might have been better if Germany had been kept separated because of all the people who lost jobs when they closed the shitty East German factories.
Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (Tnijr)
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Plus: better sex under communism, you know.

Posted by: The New York Trash at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)

550 Hackers don't care about 2% market share.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)


Years ago our department chairman was gushing about the Amiga, then one day announced that someone had written a virus for it.

"How exotic."

He didn't think that was funny, but others did.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

551 We really need a youtube competitor to get bigger.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

552 I heard a little Public radio this morning and they had some nitwit on there saying it might have been better if Germany had been kept separated because of all the people who lost jobs when they closed the shitty East German factories.
Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (Tnijr)


I heard something similar to this on the radio the other day. Saying that there's a faction of society in East Germany that hate the wall being down because Capitalism has a "you kinda have to work for it" part of the deal, and there's a chance of failure.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

553 We really need a youtube competitor to get bigger.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)


We need a hacker to make all of Google feel some pain.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

554 We really need a youtube competitor to get bigger.
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Can't.

Patents.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (0GvUH)

555 Wonder if this is what is fueling the Transgender nonsense and a whole lot of other things: Attention Whores.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 11, 2019 06:14 PM (cxIsI)


Support dogs = "look at me, I'm special."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (hku12)

556 The US killed tons of Germans *after* the war was over

Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

557 Shattered > Just can't even

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

558
Years ago our department chairman was gushing about the Amiga, then one day announced that someone had written a virus for it.

"How exotic."

He didn't think that was funny, but others did.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (YqDXo)


The Amiga was a pretty good game machine....that's about it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

559 Ah, the Amiga. Or as I used to like to call it, the Commodore Girlfriend.

First PC I believe to really have features and graphics useful for video production.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (6hyL5)

560 I visited East Berlin two months before The Wall fell. It was most miserable place I've ever been in my life, and I've traveled extensively.

Everybody - and I mean EVERYBODY - was honked, and made no bones about it. It was like everyone had just come from a divorce hearing or an IRS audit. It was awful. And the place looked like the Eighth Air Force had just left an hour before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

Reminds me of watching news footage of the USSR back in the 1980s. They'd always have a street shot of people walking around and they always looked miserable. I remember thinking I don't hate these people I feel sorry for them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (j3npP)

561 The Spy Who Couldn't Even

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (Uu+Jp)

562
It can be very instructive and eye-opening to enable logging on your router's firewall and look at the incoming packets. You'll see constant probes coming in on various ports.

Look up any particular instance, and you'll see it's some well-known exploit that might have been patched years ago.

There are legions of hackers that do nothing but run these port scans over the IP address space continuously looking for vulnerable machines to exploit.

It's amazing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (NMAzL)

563 Can't.

Patents.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (0GvUH)


Patents expire 20 years from date of first filing. The underlying patents have got to be expiring soon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

564 Support dogs = "look at me, I'm special."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (hku12)


Isn't there an airport somewhere that now has "support pigs?"

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

565 Speaking of that, Windows 7 is about to End Of Life in Jan. 2020. No more security patches after that.

They've already shut down a lot of stuff for it. Windows Media Player won't go find info on CDs any more, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

566 When they closed all the Trabant parts factories prices went thru the roof!

Posted by: guy who always complains about something at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

567 We need a twitter alternative .

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (QJIMk)

568 I love the line "It's so nice to be insane, no one asks you to explain..."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQKyGt_I5L4

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (6hyL5)

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This comment would be On Topic in most posts now. ;-)

Wow, haven't heard that song in four decades.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 06:20 PM (WqPYg)

569 Ah, the Amiga. Or as I used to like to call it, the Commodore Girlfriend.

First PC I believe to really have features and graphics useful for video production.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:18 PM (6hyL5)
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Exactly.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 06:20 PM (DuZls)

570 Patents expire 20 years from date of first filing. The underlying patents have got to be expiring soon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

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Thank goodness they developed new protocols and procedures that rely on their new patents.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 06:20 PM (0GvUH)

571 There are legions of hackers that do nothing but run these port scans over the IP address space continuously looking for vulnerable machines to exploit.

Most of it is relatively benign, such as people who want to use your computer to "earn" Bitcoin and other fake currencies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

572 541 I heard a little Public radio this morning and they had some nitwit on there saying it might have been better if Germany had been kept separated because of all the people who lost jobs when they closed the shitty East German factories.
Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (Tnijr)

There's a video on YouTube which features East Germans grousing about how they lost jobs.

(To be fair, the German government is halting coal mining in East Germany due to environmental concerns and so they are pissed about that.)

But still? It was better to have the Stasi spying on you and being caged in like a zoo animal?

I remember, however, that the concept of "freedom" is a relatively new and novel idea in Germany.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:20 PM (d6Ksn)

573 Forget Windows 7. XP should have never gone away.

I think most PC users would have happily accepted patches for it forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:20 PM (6hyL5)

574 "First PC I believe to really have features and graphics useful for video production"

Video Toaster actually made really crappy toast.

Posted by: guy who always complains about something at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (Tnijr)

575 >>We need a twitter alternative .


No. We really don't. The problem with Twitter isn't exclusively those who run it. It's the concept of Twitter, itself.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (qMLbi)

576 Reminds me of watching news footage of the USSR back in the 1980s. They'd always have a street shot of people walking around and they always looked miserable. I remember thinking I don't hate these people I feel sorry for them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (j3npP)


Same thing was true in the USSR, which I also visited. The difference was that East Berliners could look over the wall and SEE West Berlin, i.e., what they were missing out on. And they were not happy about it, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

577 ShainS, yup, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (6hyL5)

578 The progs:

Fake news
Fake Indian
Fake hate crimes
Fake impeachment
Fake history

If only there were a common thread . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (+y/Ru)

579 Ah, the Amiga. Or as I used to like to call it, the Commodore Girlfriend.

I loved the Amiga. They had games with graphics and sound that other computers took a decade or more to catch up to. Easy to use, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (KZzsI)

580 Being homosexual means never having to be completely rational and always able to blame America for your various pathologies.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (ldmQR)

581 So which of the surviving Democrat Presidential candidates identifies as a Trabant? And which is the Yugo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (WRnYo)

582 Damned TSA agents are always grabbing our balls.

Posted by: Support Pigs at November 11, 2019 06:22 PM (EgshT)

583 I keep checking for a new story out front. Like some kind of crazed crack monkey.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:22 PM (xptlg)

584 Hey, you know what we should remove? That little start button in the lower left that easily brings up everything the user might need.

- Microsoft

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 06:22 PM (0GvUH)

585 422 Those air hockey discs can travel at a pretty good velocity.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:56 PM (m45I2)

Good money to be made as a dentist for air hockey players.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 11, 2019 06:22 PM (EnQC8)

586 And the place looked like the Eighth Air Force had just left an hour before.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (YqDXo)


Anyone who comes to Savannah HAS to visit the National Museum of the Mighty Eighth.

There was a heart-warming story on the local news this morning about the widow of a member of the Mighty Eighth. Her husband was a docent at the museum until he passed a few years ago.


She's in her late 80s, uses a walker, but shows up every day to take his place as a docent. She also visits the memorial garden with her husband's cremains, and has a spot next to his with her name already engraved, waiting to join him.

It got a tad dusty in here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

587 You all still here?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (6XlcD)

588 I think most PC users would have happily accepted patches for it forever.

"how are we supposed to make money if we can't ever sell you a new OS??"
--Microsoft

Seriously, they could have just done upgrade patches to let it handle more sophisticated software and more powerful computers, but no. They have to come out with a worse OS every few years.

Microsoft wants very, very badly for people to just stop using PCs entirely, but people keep ignoring them and finding PCs useful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (KZzsI)

589 homo please.

you get your dick slathered in other dude's shit. nothing offends you.

Posted by: x at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (nFwvY)

590 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (JwHjN)

591 But still? It was better to have the Stasi spying on you and being caged in like a zoo animal?

Whom did the DDR allow to leave, no questions asked?

The old, the sick, and the infirm.

Kinda makes you think about the health care they provided for those groups, doesn't it? Since they were obviously considered to be 100% burden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

592 Apple also got rid of iTunes, for no reason other than that they could.

The new media player, Apple Music, is openly crippled and lacking decent features.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (6hyL5)

593 The problem with Twitter isn't exclusively those who run it. It's the concept of Twitter, itself.

Yep. Instant gratification, personified.

Posted by: Support Pigs at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (EgshT)

594 I keep checking for a new story out front. Like some kind of crazed crack monkey.
This place will do that to you. The key is to grab some vodka while wearing no pants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (r+sAi)

595 Hey, you know what we should remove? That little start button in the lower left that easily brings up everything the user might need.

- Microsoft
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 06:22 PM (0GvUH)


They learned quickly that Windows 8 and the tile page was a HUGE mistake.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

596 No. We really don't. The problem with Twitter isn't exclusively those who run it. It's the concept of Twitter, itself.
Posted by: garrett

What is wrong with it? I think the whole social aspEct is a winner. Censorship is not.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (QJIMk)

597 I'm special [so special], I gotta have some of your attention. Give it to me!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (q1Pj5)

598 If nobody will attack the victims of society, they must attack themselves.

Posted by: klaftern at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (RuIsu)

599 Apple also got rid of iTunes, for no reason other than that they could.

The new media player, Apple Music, is openly crippled and lacking decent features.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (6hyL5)


iTunes was the single most horrendous application ever conceived. Hands down.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

600 548 Turns out, we were the bad guys."

Yeah.. ask the survivors of the concentration camps who they would rather have seen show up to rescue them. Us or the Russians.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY)

Hell, ask the friggin' Nazis who they wanted to get captured by. The scum who ran Auschwitz closed the death factory down in January 1945 because the Reds were closing in and they knew damn well what would happen to them. Many ran to Western Germany - they preferred to take their chances with the Americans or Brits capturing them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (d6Ksn)

601 Sponge, gotta disagree sorry. Yes it had quirks but so does every major piece of software I've ever seen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (6hyL5)

602 Seriously, they could have just done upgrade patches to let it handle more sophisticated software and more powerful computers, but no. They have to come out with a worse OS every few years.

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We were discussing yesterday how it would be nice to have an internet switch that allowed users to surf like it's 1998 or so. I don't need autoplay and a scrollable "experience" if I'm looking at a used car, guys. Just give me a link to a .jpg, I'll click on it, look at it, then click back and look at the next one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (0GvUH)

603 573
Forget Windows 7. XP should have never gone away.



I think most PC users would have happily accepted patches for it forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 06:20 PM (6hyL5)

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Yep. You'll get my XP operating system from my cold, dead hard drive.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (WqPYg)

604 Amigas are awesome. I have two.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

605 Forget windows. Go Apple.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (QJIMk)

606
"The Amiga was a pretty good game machine....that's about it.
Posted by: Sponge"

The Amiga powered the Video Toaster and did the cgi for the pilot of Babylon Five.

And I thought I was quoting Skip. Soz if I bolloxed that.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (x9sIM)

607 Everybody - and I mean EVERYBODY - was honked, and made no bones about it. It was like everyone had just come from a divorce hearing or an IRS audit. It was awful. And the place looked like the Eighth Air Force had just left an hour before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

Reminds me of watching news footage of the USSR back in the 1980s. They'd always have a street shot of people walking around and they always looked miserable. I remember thinking I don't hate these people I feel sorry for them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:19 PM (j3npP)


I recall the year was 1988, and a group of Soviet civilians visited my area on some type of exchange. There were about 10 of them, a few couples, and one afternoon, a neighbor of mine hosted a BBQ in their back yard. Eastside of Lake Washington neighborhood, middle to upper middle class homes.

I was invited and went. I vividly recall one woman, maybe 35, who was in tears after a few hours. She kept saying stuff like "they just lie to us, the Americans are nice to us and their wealth is incredible."

I really felt sorry for her, and poured her another glass of wine. Good wine. That made her cry even more.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

608 I understand patriotism but how can one not notice that libs have controlled the permanent government for almost all the 20th century and the same libs are trying to blame 'America' for various atrocities (ignoring abortions, which they don't yet admit are an atrocity)

Sleight of hand on that one eh?

Chances are, the atrocities that make the US the 'bad guy' are 'not being communist enough' or rather, 'not becoming communist fast enough', rather than concrete BS like you know, turning South America into a drug and cartel infested hellhole.



Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (Eg9+v)

609
I've been using Classic Shell for years. With Windows 10 they went back to a semi Start-like thing, but it's too different for me, and they changed the layout and function.

The most distressing thing for me when I do a new install is dealing with it until I can get Classic Shell installed.

The fly in that ointment is the new "Metro applications", which they dub "Universal Windows apps" now. Shorcuts work differently with those.

They've added hacks to allow you to start them from the command line now, but it involves something as complicated as using special NTFS reparse points to do it.

You'll notice some 0-byte .exe files, and those are those special reparse points. Don't ask anymore, I don't know anything beyond that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (NMAzL)

610 I smell a movie deal.

"Get out of the house now, the text is coming FROM YOUR OWN PHONE."

Cue "BWAAAM"

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (A2eXZ)

611 I cannot wait until buggy code in driver less cars is on every road in america.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 05:57 PM

Neither can we.
Posted by: Trial lawyers
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We'll start with semis, and 34 thousand pound loads. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Tesla at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)

612 >> They learned quickly that Windows 8 and the tile page was a HUGE mistake.

That was the genius strategy to make using phones and PCs be the same, using the same touch style UI.

The new Metro programs were part of that too. It was a disaster -- I was reading something that MS has realized this, and traditional desktop programs are here to stay.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (NMAzL)

613 I smell a movie deal.
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Worked for me.

Posted by: Valerie Plame, Super Double Secret Undercover Spy at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (CDGwz)

614 Clearly, he was reenacting the same hatred he gets every day on the streets, grocery stores, parking garages, glory holes, etc.


Posted by: portlandon at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (+oR7L)

615 602
As a programmer, this isn't really what is happening.
My issue is that Microsoft is trying to serve multiple very distinct user bases with a single OS, while also trying to push surveillance/big data stuff (Cortana) which could allow them to finally get to SaaS on their OS (the dream!)

It's expected that an OS must be patched periodically if only for security reasons; and security patching is often reactive and ends up creating a necessity for further patches. So probably the main culprit for baseline 'updates' is the internet, a constant source of attacks and probes and exploits. It's gotten worse from Web 1 to Web 2.0 to the recent wave of 3rd-world inclusion, as new users bring with them new attempts to exploit.
Apple does patches and updates too, and if you wait too long you risk getting out-of-date and not being able to get support for some kind of critical issue you might run into. Their historic stability is mainly due to 1. heavy limitation on software publishers 2. smaller and more well-defined user base and 3. commitment to aesthetic continuity (more important than you'd imagine!)
Microsoft's success has become the albatross 'round its neck.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (Eg9+v)

616 come on lets be real here-this only always happens

Posted by: sound awake at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (lRsAp)

617 1.8 million dollar scam failed because the guy was too dumb to use a burner phone. How gay is that?

Posted by: Toad-O at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (cct0t)

618 years and years ago michelle malkin compiled a list of over a hundred of these

Posted by: sound awake at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (lRsAp)

619 Well, this just goes to show the demand for gay slurs currently far outstrips supply.....

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (noE+3)

620 Well this fake anti-gay stuff goes back at least 20 years to Matthew Shepherd. Killed in a display of stunning violence -- by a pair of meth users he was dealing to. But because he happened to be gay someone slipped one defendants lawyer some $$ to try a phony 'gay panic' defense and the FMN took it from there and slandered the entire state of WY.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (eASYU)

621 The code in the drivers of current vehicles is plenty buggy.

Posted by: klaftern at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (RuIsu)

James Bond Decides to Follow Terminator: Dark Fate into the Grave, Producing the "Wokest," "Most Politically Correct" Bond Movie Yet

And the last Bond movie for a long, long time.

License revoked.


It has been billed as the most politically correct James Bond movie yet...

Fans who have come to love such doubles entendres might be surprised that they have survived the franchise's 'woke' makeover that has banned outdated sexism and introduced strong female characters, such as Lashana Lynch as another top British secret agent.

Earlier this year, this newspaper revealed that Fleabag creator Phoebe Waller-Bridge had been brought in as a scriptwriter to ensure the blockbuster was appropriate for the #MeToo era.

As many expected, Bond marries the last bland girl because they're remaking On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

But this isn't your daddy's Mrs. Bond -- Oh no, Madeleine Swann refuses to take Bond's last name.

The morning after their wedding, Bond wakes sleepy-eyed and says 'Good morning, Mrs Bond', to which she replies: 'Don't you mean Ms Swann?'

There will be no "Bond girls" in the movie. In fact, people weren't even allowed to say "Bond girl" on set.


A source said: 'The phrase 'Bond girl' was outlawed from the set. The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent. These women are not helpless girls who jump into bed with Bond – their reactions are very different from what people might think.

'Bond tries his usual seduction techniques but they fail miserably. It's very funny.'

White men, they're so useless and stupid -- am I right or what?


A movie insider said the original plan was for a 'popcorn-dropping moment' when M, played by Ralph Fiennes, says 'Come in 007' and 'this beautiful, strong black woman walks through the door'.

That moment might have been #cancelled due to fan backlash of "replacing 007." She might have a different double-0 codenumber in the finished movie.

She was determined her character should be a 'real' woman 'who has issues with her weight and maybe questions what's going on with her boyfriend'.

She even discussed something which has never made it into a Bond film before: 'We had one conversation about her maybe being on her period in one scene and… throwing her tampon [into the bin].'

Great, a Bond girl who whines about issues with weight and her boyfriend. (Or are they suggesting her boyfriend might not be a male?)

Just what we've all been waiting for.

And the tampon thing -- so classy.

Craig's Bond is brought out of retirement to work alongside the female special agent to save the world from a villain who has developed a deadly algae which threatens to kill the world's oceans – a nod to the concerns of climate campaigners.

In that vein, producers were determined to make the most environmentally friendly 007 film ever.

Crew members were given reusable water bottles which they filled from taps, saving an estimated 230,000 single-use plastic water bottles.

And Daniel Craig is pushing even more environmentalism -- Bond's driving an electric car in this movie.


Even Bond's beloved gas-guzzling Aston Martin hasn't escaped the green makeover.

Craig will drive an electric Rapide E model. Only 155 of the £250,000 vehicles have been built.

Skeptics had it right in 2005 -- Daniel Craig (who is a leftwing dum-dum and almost certainly behind most of this bullshit, now that he can order EON to do whatever he wants) is in fact the death of James Bond.

It just took him more time to kill Bond than we thought.

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1 "License revoked." Ace at his best.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (uEbPt)

2 Well, 007 is a license to kill and they killed it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

3 someone said lefties love wearing the skin of their prey

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:07 PM (FEQY4)

4 Can't wait to not see it!

Posted by: dude at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (hpbeA)

5 Fuck these Hollywood jackwagons. I can't remember the last time I watched a first run movie.

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (Pzzpr)

6 You only WISH that it will be the last one for a long time. The Wokeness never gives up.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (xptlg)

7 The menstruation thing has become very important in the SJW cant. I just watched Mary Queen of Scots, a true SJW "period" piece.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (uEbPt)

8 Bond. Woke Bond.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)

9 Bitch, please.

Posted by: DaveA at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (FhXTo)

10 This will be as much a part of the Bond catalog as the one with woody allen

Posted by: Regular Joe at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (6/uwW)

11 I look forward to the, re writing every war in history being won by strong wamen

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (KNsKs)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Come IN, 0069. It's good to see you.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

14 007, Licensed, but shrill

Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (vCA4F)

15 Some things shouldn't be changed.

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (YJPsB)

16 This whole period thing mystifies me. Maybe next month

Posted by: rammajamma at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (xceTB)

17 Sean Connery should show up and slap all of them.

Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (nRWPy)

18 oh my god...

granted i haven't watched any of the NEW bond flicks, since they've been redoing already made movies, but good lord.

can someone just nuke Hollywood already?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (8D42x)

19 No, Mr, Bond, I expect you to flounce.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)

20 'Bond tries his usual seduction techniques but they fail miserably. It's very funny.

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I note that a lot of unhappy feminists have "rejection pr0n" fantasies about shooting down QB1 or some other chad.

1. As if.

2. I don't think "Bond seduces" means what you think it means.

Bond generally beds wahmen because he forms a bond with them, is very masculine and direct, and because he has a male quality known as "being Don Draper".

Also, if Suzy Snatchguzzler rejects Bond in real life, it happens. Rejection is part of the game. Bond has usually found it easiest to seduce the bird to get the bad guy. But now, in woke script land, it's funny that Bond can't get the girl. wup dee doo.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (FEQY4)

21 Goldfinger wins

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (aKsyK)

22 Safe to assume the new movie isn't titled Octopussy

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (N39Ws)

23 Mx. Moneychanger

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (Pzzpr)

24 Now I have to root for Auric's laser to finish the job.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (EnQC8)

25 I used to think the Sweet Meteor of Death was a joke, no longer.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (4e+hS)

26 What the hell is this shit?

Posted by: Slim Pickens at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (rwaEp)

27 Gee, I sure hope there will be a super-duper fighting woman who kicks the ass of a giant, trained bodyguard. You just never see punchy-kicky girl in the movies these days. /sarc

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 04:12 PM (xptlg)

28 Appletini...gently agitated by positive affirmations.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 11, 2019 04:12 PM (pSVFi)

29 It will cost them 200,000,000 to make it and it will make 94,000,000.

That's just good business sense.

Greta Thundershart won't even see it because it's too woke.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

30 The only way I would go see this dreck, is if the Double-O is the chick's bra size.

Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 04:12 PM (h4eZh)

31 She was determined her character should be a real woman who has issues with her weight and maybe questions what's going on with her boyfriend


lol. of course she won't actually be fat and Bond never had girlfriends, just broads he was banging.

Posted by: x at November 11, 2019 04:12 PM (nFwvY)

32 I confess I don't think I've ever watched a Bond film beginning to end.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

33 Apparently Hollywood cares more about being "on the right side of history" than making money.

Seems an opportunity for some billionaire with non-leftist tendencies to create a competing industry and make a killing.

Posted by: makatta at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (Y7Qzg)

34 actually, I think a black female 007 is perfect. She can use her affirmative action skillset to invade nearly every lefty, eliminationist organization on the planet.

Shit, she'll probably get invited to get an award by the evil lefty org she's invading.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (FEQY4)

35 Umm... can someone tell the Bond people that Bond movies are not documentaries or reality shows? They're... IDK, escapist fantasies?

To be honest, I'd rather see politically incorrect african james bond than woman jamie bond who is woke.


Come to think of it, I hate everything woke.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (Wmf3G)

36 side note, why in the fuck would the woman marry the man if she's going to be known as Ms. Swann? what's the point in marrying him if she's going to "retain full independence..."?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (8D42x)

37 Sean Connery should show up and slap all of them.
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (nRWPy)


With his dick.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

38 An appletini.
Shaken, no gluten.

Na na na
Wah wah wah....

Posted by: Ye Barbed Cocke of Satan at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (koNhm)

39 I wonder how Hollywood can sell this shit to China.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:14 PM (FEQY4)

40 The name is Woke Woke Tampon

Posted by: Regular Joe at November 11, 2019 04:14 PM (6/uwW)

41 Lollers at SJW women thinking they own everything right now. In five years it will be "detrimental" to have a movie be about such a passe and cisnormative subject like a woman. Only eunuchs and chicks with dicks need apply. Get ready for Super-pan and Little Orphan Tranny.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 04:14 PM (uEbPt)

42 Is James Bond's wife Trigglypuff?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

43 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:14 PM (q80AH)

44 On the electric car? Meh. They never showed him gassing up or running out of fuel of his old gas cars so I'm not going hot and bothered about that.

Everything else? Well yes, that'll kill the franchise.

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

45 We burn down a valuable movie franchise a year.

Yay Hollywood.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 04:15 PM (MIvvh)

46 damn, I always loved the Bond films, even the crappy ones, but this seems a bridge too far for even me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 04:15 PM (r+sAi)

47 Little Orphan Tranny.


Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 04:14 PM (uEbPt)

you owe me a new monitor... lolol

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 04:15 PM (8D42x)

48 Didn't Craig once say there should be a gay James Bond?


Oh, well. No more Bond movies for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

49 The best part is, feminists of the future will cite the things today's woke writers do to make her character "a 'real' woman" as examples of sexism that must be overcome.

Posted by: cayleygraph2015 at November 11, 2019 04:15 PM (+DIDk)

50 Could have save a lot of money and just made the movie a repeating loop of the torture scene from Casino Royale where Bond is strapped in the chair with a hole in it and repeatedly struck in the nuts.

Posted by: wooga at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (F7a4Z)

51 And the tampon thing -- so classy.

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Pussy Galore not available for comment.

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (sX1BW)

52 44 On the electric car? Meh. They never showed him gassing up or running out of fuel of his old gas cars so I'm not going hot and bothered about that.


Has anybody ever run out of gas during a car chase?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

53 I wonder if the commies managed to ruin Jumanji. That was actually a pretty good one. And yum yum Karen Gillan.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (uEbPt)

54 This was the chick from Captain Marvel. As a black chick (who believes that Epstein didn't kill himself), I can say she is not beautiful. Nor cute. Maybe on the inside. But definitely not on the outside.

They could have at least chosen a hot black chick. They do exist, and not just Halle Berry or other mixed chicks.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (9hauA)

55 Be very careful with this dildo. Stroke it three times and thwack.
It is a cyanide tipped dart in case you are wondering.

Posted by: Q at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (Pzzpr)

56 Pussyhead pathos and 007 don't mix. Will skip this.

Posted by: CN at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (U7k5w)

57 RIP all that money

Posted by: Zakn at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (cXz93)

58 Tell me there won't be scary guns either. Just hand-to-hand fighting or wrestling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

59 Didn't Craig once say there should be a gay James Bond?

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Hasn't this been the case for the past 15 years?

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

60 What I want to know about these things is, who is their target audience?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (9hauA)

61 If they really wanted to be "edgy", they'd make the next Bond a Ukrainian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (AURKQ)

62 Give us Bond girl with big hooters, or give Bond Death.

Posted by: God is my Co Commenter at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (Fxgkp)

63 On the electric car? Meh. They never showed him gassing up or running out of fuel of his old gas cars so I'm not going hot and bothered about that.

Everything else? Well yes, that'll kill the franchise.
Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:15 PM (G0vdT)


Ever watch a Formula E race?

They stop 1/2 way through EVERY RACE and change CARS because the battery dies and there's no way to refuel.

Bond usually is involved in chases. A battery car is really bad in chases.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

64 "No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"

Posted by: fluffy at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (dCRRg)

65 Maybe Craig will throw one of his tampons in the trash as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (4e+hS)

66 As many expected, Bond marries the last bland girl because they're remaking On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

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If I recall, Bond marries the girl in OHMSS because she's a bit of tough nut to crack.

but not because she's a feminist harpy rejection pron icon but because her dad is so Don Draper (and rich and powerful) and she's so hot n' shit, that no man can appeal to her.

IIRC, Bond saves her life while she's being kidnapped and pursues her for reals. He wins her over but she already won him over.

Having her be bitchy AND BLAND would not make sense. Bitchy and rich and hot would make more sense.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (FEQY4)

67 >> Didn't Craig once say there should be a gay James Bond?

I thought he said there should have been a non-gay Remington Steele.

Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (h4eZh)

68 Britain is just fucked, isn't it.

Posted by: God is my Co Commenter at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (Fxgkp)

69 Be very careful with this dildo. Stroke it three times and thwack.
It is a cyanide tipped dart in case you are wondering.


Posted by: Q at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (Pzzpr)


CBD works for Q?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (8D42x)

70 actually, I think a black female 007 is perfect. She can use her affirmative action skillset to invade nearly every lefty, eliminationist organization on the planet.

Shit, she'll probably get invited to get an award by the evil lefty org she's invading.


See, that's how you'd make a good Bond movie with that conceit (especially if it's a hot black female), so it'll never happen.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (ZGrMX)

71 I like the subtle hint that "real women" have issues with their weight. Bond better get with a fatty bc fat acceptance now!
Hopefully the new Mrs. Bond or whatever her name takes half of Bonds shit at the end of the movie. Grrl power.

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (qfeE7)

72 One thing Kingsman got very right was the antagonist.

Valentine wanted to wipe out humanity because of global warming. It rang true because we all know that many environmental activists would gladly line up behind him.

A bad guy who's out to destroy the oceans? It's pure fantasy. Now, that can be fine in escapist entertainment, but that's not what this is supposed to be, is it? It's supposed to be topical and woke.

So, you have to create antagonistic motives and assign them to a hated class in order for your movie to have an antagonist at all? And that's supposed to be "important"?

It's like these people who get paid large sums of money to tell stories don't know how to tell stories.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (q80AH)

73 My prediction: People will root for the villain, who will be politically incorrect and say all the rude things the writers wish they could get away with saying.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (cfSRQ)

74 It just took him more time to kill Bond than we thought.

Kicks Bond franchise, sees no movement...

It's dead, Jim. Deader than the ONT at 3 am. Deader than Epstein, who managed to acquire a few bumps and bruises while totally not killing himself.

Sigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Z4rgH)

75 52 44 On the electric car? Meh. They never showed him gassing up or running out of fuel of his old gas cars so I'm not going hot and bothered about that.


Has anybody ever run out of gas during a car chase?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Only in horror, comedy, and Hallmark movies.

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

76 This is why we can't have nice things.

I always root for the villains in Bond movies anyway, Bond is a deep state bureaucrat creature and the Blofelds of the world are entrepreneurs.

Posted by: Living in Amash's District at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Xo3T0)

77 Lame-o.
Why not just slap a pair of tits on Bond and dress him in a skirt?

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (2Mnv1)

78 There have been two transexual Bond girls: Tula and Caroline Cossey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

79 >>68
Britain is just fucked, isn't it.

Quite.

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Pzzpr)

80 As a kid I was most interested in killing bad guys and car chases. Saw many at the Pleasant Hill Drive in.


I just shake my head now. Dumb fucks.

Posted by: nip at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Izot6)

81 Apparently Hollywood cares more about being "on the right side of history" than making money.

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Well, they'll be history soon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)

82 >>> 22 Safe to assume the new movie isn't titled Octopussy

Octofronthole

Posted by: wooga at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (F7a4Z)

83 *grabs bag of flour*

Posted by: 007 at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (ncWhm)

84 >>played by Ralph Fiennes, says 'Come in 007' and 'this beautiful, strong black woman walks through the door'.

That moment might have been #cancelled due to fan backlash of "replacing 007." She might have a different double-0 codenumber in the finished movie.


Or China just said "Fuck that noise, roundeye."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (1Vobx)

85 Tell me there won't be scary guns either. Just hand-to-hand fighting or wrestling.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

in jello?

that may have potential...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (8D42x)

86
Prediction.

The lowest grossing Bond film in history.


George Lazenby will be now considered "a true Bond star".



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (sy5kK)

87 Bond has always more or less sucked. The number of Bond movies that are actually good is very small in number. So I say, die Bond die.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (H5knJ)

88 The villain has to a crazy right winger who's pronouns are Your Majesty and Fuck Off.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (4e+hS)

89 No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to MENSTRUATE and use a TAMPON.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

90 7 The menstruation thing has become very important in the SJW cant. I just watched Mary Queen of Scots, a true SJW "period" piece.
Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (uEbPt)

Just give it another year or two, it'll be condemned as a transphobic attack on women who don't menstruate.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (N4xQB)

91 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as a gay cyborg.

Posted by: Ahnold Schwarzengruber at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (sWM8x)

92 They'll make Blofeld orange-haired, give him a leggy super model and people will cheer in the theater.

The actor who plays him will be mortified by his popularity and a thousand memes will bloom when he had agent 00-Woke at his mercy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (cfSRQ)

93 >>There will be no "Bond girls" in the movie


a'Dearth O'Vagina

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (qMLbi)

94 In the final Bond, a geriatric and woke Daniel Craig stars in Her Majesty's National Health Service.

The plot consists of Craig whining about some bloke's tweeting while he waits 7 months to see a proctologist.

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (sX1BW)

95 One thing Kingsman got very right was the antagonist.

Valentine wanted to wipe out humanity because of global warming. It rang true because we all know that many environmental activists would gladly line up behind him.


Yes. That and Obama's head exploding at the end.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (ZGrMX)

96 Octofronthole
Posted by: wooga at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (F7a4Z)


Good thing I wasn't taking a drink here.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

97 I always root for the bad guy.
Bad guy likes to win every once in a while.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (w7KSn)

98 "strong, brave and fiercely independent."

And will cry if you call them bond girls.

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (noE+3)

99 Ernst Stavro Blofeld will be a Fox News correspondent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)

100 Wait until they announce that Nickelback performed the theme song.

Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (h4eZh)

101 I guess Hollywood just wants to lose money!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (WI7YS)

102 Will Ms Bond be particularly dangerous during her period?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (Uu+Jp)

103 86
Prediction.

The lowest grossing Bond film in history.


George Lazenby will be now considered "a true Bond star".



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (sy5kK)

========

Nah.

But I could be the lowest grossing Craig Bond movie. That's currently Quantum of Solace which made 586.1 million world wide.

By comparison, the last Bond movie, Spectre, made 880.7 million. The highest grossing was Skyfall which cracked a billion and made 1.109 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (q80AH)

104 "No Xr. Bond, I expect you to ovulate!"

Posted by: Fritz Stinkfinger at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (2Mnv1)

105 This is the script written by Fleabag's Phoebe Waller-Bridge, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

106 James Bond killed himself, Epstein didn't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (r+sAi)

107 The splooging of everything continues apace.




Posted by: dananjcon at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (u6xw0)

108 Great, a Bond girl who whines about issues with weight and her boyfriend.


I don't want to see people like me in most movies. I expect the key characters to be attractive (as appropriate).

And if anyone is going to complain about weight struggles, they had better make it darned funny.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (9hauA)

109 Just give it another year or two, it'll be condemned as a transphobic attack on women who don't menstruate.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (N4xQB)

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Every generation thinks its the first one to discover sex.

Millennials went even better, thinking they're the first ones to hit puberty.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (cfSRQ)

110 I hope there is a big chase scene that takes place in San Francisco Folsom Street Fair.

Posted by: Jolo at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (WrMOC)

111 Actually the Lazenby Bond movie was still a hit.Not as big a hit as previous ones but still a hit.

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (KNsKs)

112 >>'The phrase 'Bond girl' was outlawed from the set. The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent. These women are not helpless girls who jump into bed with Bond


So. His expense account was cut and they gave him a fleet car?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (qMLbi)

113 Bloated. Cramped and bloated. [Bond music]

Posted by: The last James Bond flick at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (RD7QR)

114 They ruin everything. A plague. Talk about your real-life villains!

Posted by: Jason M at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (KcWn0)

115 Hopefully the new Mrs. Bond or whatever her name takes half of Bonds shit at the end of the movie. Grrl power.

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (qfeE7)


Nah, she valiantly tries but fails to save Bond's life at the end, unsuccessfully of course. And gets ALL his stuff.

Leaving the challenge of retconning Bond back to life for the next scriptwriter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (Z4rgH)

116 Ever watch a Formula E race?

They stop 1/2 way through EVERY RACE and change CARS because the battery dies and there's no way to refuel.

Bond usually is involved in chases. A battery car is really bad in chases.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well it does create one new challenge for the writers. No more "shoot the gas tank" scenes.

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

117 I just don't get something. If you want strong women...put in strong women. Humiliating the man to make the woman look better doesn't actually make the woman look better.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (noE+3)

118 Ditch the handgun and go with a rape whistle.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (1g7ch)

119 Hillary would have made for a formidable bond villain.

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (sX1BW)

120 108 Great, a Bond girl who whines about issues with weight and her boyfriend.


I don't want to see people like me in most movies. I expect the key characters to be attractive (as appropriate).

And if anyone is going to complain about weight struggles, they had better make it darned funny.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (9hauA)

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Does Bond complain about his weight and how much his girlfriend nags him? Has he ever?

Why would a female Bond do anything like that? Why wouldn't she be the female suave version of Bond?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH)

121 Gah, skyfall and spectre were shit.

I like how there was a desert outpost, underground, with about 1000 young go getters without any apparent transportation or even a starbucks. HR must be doing a hell of a job.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (FEQY4)

122 I dunno. I thought the purpose of building a franchise was to gain fans who become invested in the characters and storyline. So who does this movie play to?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (6ypVs)

123 Will Ms Bond be particularly dangerous during her period?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (Uu+Jp)

Most dangerous when she's PMSing.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (9hauA)

124 Crew members were given reusable water bottles which they filled from taps, saving an estimated 230,000 single-use plastic water bottles."

I have an incredible idea, I think I'll patent it. Gonna make me rich! I'm gonna call it a "Drinking Glass". You can even put ice in it if you want to make your drink cold.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)

125 We should start a rumor that not only is the new bond movie woke, it makes fun of the Chinese.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (4e+hS)

126 Well, at least part of the antidote to Woke James Bond may be Fucked Up Horror Fantasy Island:

https://youtu.be/h5jqmUCqc1k

Posted by: Sharkman at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (S6rpg)

127 >>A source said: 'The phrase 'Bond girl' was outlawed from the set. The
women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent. These
women are not helpless girls who jump into bed with Bond their
reactions are very different from what people might think.


Huh, sounds like someone is not familiar with Bond movies.Was the Grace Jones character helpless?Was Octopussy helpless?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (bDqIh)

128 His watch has a hidden compartment filled with Anal Bleach.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (qMLbi)

129 127 >>A source said: 'The phrase 'Bond girl' was outlawed from the set. The
women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent. These
women are not helpless girls who jump into bed with Bond their
reactions are very different from what people might think.


Huh, sounds like someone is not familiar with Bond movies.Was the Grace Jones character helpless?Was Octopussy helpless?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (bDqIh)

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Pussy Galore was just all about sitting back and waiting for Bond to save her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (q80AH)

130 >>Crew members were given reusable water bottles which they filled from taps, saving an estimated 230,000 single-use plastic water bottles.

How many cases of dysentery did they suffer, filming on location?

Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (h4eZh)

131 You Only Die Once from PC bullshit.

No normal person will see this crap.

Bond is done.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (haWye)

132 They could have at least chosen a hot black chick. They do exist, and not just Halle Berry or other mixed chicks.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (9hauA)

I was thinking the same thing. If they want a black British girl for the part, the one who played Missandei in Game of Thrones is gorgeous.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (N4xQB)

133 Well good thing I had no plans to see it.
First one was good.
Rest were meh. Nice T&A and gadgets though.
Now anyone can get the gadgets and the T&A is better on a free porn site. As for bad guys the USSR no longer exists and SEALS, Delta Force, Rangers, SAS and REAL spies take out the world's assorted assholes when we let them; in much better form I might add.



Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (8Ls/+)

134 Bond girls have ALWAYS been strong. Hell, most of them were trying to kill Bond.

The joke about Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist in whatever one she was in wasn't that oh hahaha a girl is a nuclear physicist, it's that it was Denise Richards.

(Note to self: watch Wild Things again, it's been days)

Who the hell are these movies being made for?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (mf5HN)

135 >>>105 This is the script written by Fleabag's Phoebe Waller-Bridge, right?

I think she would be called a script doctor, mostly rewriting dialogue especially that involving women, which sounds like most of it.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

136 I guess H.K. Rowling wasn't available to make it suck AND blow.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (u6xw0)

137 I think next Bond movie they should cast Greta Thornburg in the title role. She can Kill Villains with the Power of her Scorn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (Kpl3J)

138 they could do queen and country, tara chace, is greg rucka's counterpart, and probably kate Beckinsale could be in it, atomic blonde didn't do too badly,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (hMlTh)

139 I got a theory on this. More than a theory, honestly. I'm pretty sure I know why Hollywood does this.

They don't care about the money. They kill these characters because they think it hurts you more than it does them. And in many cases, they're right.

There's been a pretty good case made about engaging in the cultural arena - because all things are downstream of culture. I get that. But in this case, it's Hollywood taking an IP and cutting it's throat to spite those that loved it.

The only move is to walk away. Find something else to do. Fuck Bond. Don't even try to revive the books - just let it die.

They killed it. Trying to save it makes no sense.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (qiqGr)

140 Actually the Lazenby Bond movie was still a hit.Not as big a hit as previous ones but still a hit.

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I think Lazenby's OHMSS was a great bond film. Probably comparable in tone (for the day) as Craig's Casino Royale.

no bullshit gimmick gadgets, he's a complete cad (who gets won over by the girl), and a ton of stunts.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (FEQY4)

141 And the Charlie Angels remake has now lesbian Kristen Stewart in it who is possibly one of the most unattractive and dumbest actresses out there.

She was interviewed by Stern last week and every other word was literally , ie; 'No kidding , I was literally floored by her performance' .



Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (Q5ALd)

142 I had more appeal with a shake of my *** than these bitches can even imagine.

Posted by: ursula andress at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (d7Ww2)

143 The SJW Who Loved Me

License to Tweet

Womb-raker

Dr. No, Ed.D.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (AURKQ)

144 Has there ever been a pron film called James Bondage?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

145 Does Bond complain about his weight and how much his girlfriend nags him? Has he ever?

Why would a female Bond do anything like that? Why wouldn't she be the female suave version of Bond?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH)

Because feminists and SJWs suck and ruin everything.

Because a non-whiny non-bitter woman would be too much to ask.

I guess that is their sole experience of womanhood, so maybe we shouldn't blame them too much.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (9hauA)

146 132 They could have at least chosen a hot black chick. They do exist, and not just Halle Berry or other mixed chicks.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (9hauA)

I was thinking the same thing. If they want a black British girl for the part, the one who played Missandei in Game of Thrones is gorgeous.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (N4xQB)

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They already have one!

The girl who plays Moneypenny!

Naomie Harries is a good looking black woman. She could have done the stupid thing and taken up the 007 mantle. She's already in the franchise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

147 can't wait for the Marlboro Womyn ad campaign.

Posted by: Little Brian at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (ZZEwZ)

148 If we're being realistic, why not a child birth scene with hard labor where Ms Swann curses Mr Bond and his ancestors for existing.

I mean, surely that will bring in the target demographic to the theater.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (6ypVs)

149
I'll have a soy milk. Shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: Mx. James Bond at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (NMAzL)

150 Speaking of movies, The bride and I went to see Midway this weekend at the theater. We both loved it, and war movies aren't her thing normally. Lots of great aviation and aerial combat scenes. The plot focuses on a handful of the most interesting players in this battle - on both sides. The movie actually treats you like an adult who knows the history of Midway. No stupid narrator to explain everything to you. I've seen the reviews. Don't believe them. Go see it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 11, 2019 04:25 PM (sjdRT)

151 Live and Let Cry

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:25 PM (qMLbi)

152
Only in horror, comedy, and Hallmark movies.
Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (G0vdT)



The next Bond movie is on Hallmark Channel?

Is it going to be Christmas-themed, too?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

153 Pussy Galore was just all about sitting back and waiting for Bond to save her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (q80AH)


But her name was Pussy, so.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Daniel Craig was so replaceable, this idea that he could basically determine the direction of the franchise is absurd.

I couldn't tell you what even happened in the last 5-6 Bond movies, the "cheesy" era was far more memorable.

Daniel Craig just pouts and we're supposed to bend the knee on how "realistic" is. Real spycraft is incredibly boring, so let's instead just have fun with a movie instead.

Posted by: Blago at November 11, 2019 04:25 PM (sjTfF)

155 Jill St. John in Diamonds are Forever was an *ahem* formative influence, along with a Farah Fawcett poster.
I mourn for today's youth.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 11, 2019 04:25 PM (koNhm)

156 I'll have a soy milk. Shaken, not stirred.
Posted by: Mx. James Bond at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (NMAzL)


Breast milk. Warmed, not chill.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

157 Diamonds are for Hummers

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (qMLbi)

158 You guys are just jealous you didn't think of these things - don't you realize the Bond movies were always missing that crucial moment where Bond takes his condom off and flushes it down the toilet?

And what about when Bond realizes he's been snacking a bit much lately and is getting a bit flabby in his midsection? This is pathos that the series always needed.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

159 >>I just don't get something. If you want strong women...put in strong
women. Humiliating the man to make the woman look better doesn't
actually make the woman look better.


Ah, but the people who are demanding these "strong women" hate men, so that's an understood facet of "strong women."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (bDqIh)

160 Crew members were given reusable water bottles which they filled from taps, saving an estimated 230,000 single-use plastic water bottles."

I have an incredible idea, I think I'll patent it. Gonna make me rich! I'm gonna call it a "Drinking Glass". You can even put ice in it if you want to make your drink cold.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)

too far fetched. it'll never catch on. people would have to clean them. and remember where they put them.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (8D42x)

161 From the history I know, most Brit spys are drunk, pedo, and working for the Russians.

Now that would be woke.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (LWu6U)

162 Coming to Theaters Next Summer:

Ben Her

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (AURKQ)

163 it, atomic blonde didn't do too badly,
Posted by: gaius martiu

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yeah, but she didn't wear the skin of a male franchise and she used her girly skills to win the day, which is a no no.

Apparently, in the cold war, bath tubs of ice were like med kits in video games.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (FEQY4)

164 theme song by the Indigo girls

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (qfeE7)

165 Opening Bond Scene > Remainder of Bond movies

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (Q5ALd)

166 161 From the history I know, most Brit spys are drunk, pedo, and working for the Russians.

Now that would be woke.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (LWu6U)

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So...a John le Carre novel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (q80AH)

167 I hope it does as well as Ghostersbusters (2016) at the box office.

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (Pzzpr)

168 On Xer Majesty's Secret Service

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (AzW6q)

169 But this isn't your daddy's Mrs. Bond



OK Boomer

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (sX1BW)

170 movies = movie

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (Q5ALd)

171 159 >>I just don't get something. If you want strong women...put in strong
women. Humiliating the man to make the woman look better doesn't
actually make the woman look better.


Ah, but the people who are demanding these "strong women" hate men, so that's an understood facet of "strong women."
Posted by: Lizzy

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yeah, it's some sort of weirdo feminist rejection fantasy. They get to tell teh Don Drapers of the world no (except they never get approached by DD).

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (FEQY4)

172 138 they could do queen and country, tara chace, is greg rucka's counterpart, and probably kate Beckinsale could be in it, atomic blonde didn't do too badly,
Posted by: gaius martius at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (hMlTh)

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You want a female Bond?

She's right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (q80AH)

173 can't wait for the Marlboro Womyn ad campaign.
Posted by: Little Brian at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (ZZEwZ)


Along that line, the original Marlboro Man, who never smoked, died the other day.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

174
She was determined her character should be a real woman who has issues with her weight and maybe questions what's going on with her boyfriend

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This movie has been made. "Breach" was a not-bad movie about Robert Hanssen. Case solved by ordinary-looking, no-nonsense people who dress ugly and work in dreary offices.

There's a GENRE for "real people" with weight issues and distractions.

They didn't need to hijack James Bond.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (13CQC)

175 Another crapfest movie I will not see and I am the better for it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (Z+IKu)

176 They hate women. Absolutely. Hate. Women.

To these people women have no worth whatsoever unless they do, act, think, and talk like men.

A beautiful, alluring, caring woman is like garlic to a vampire with them.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (mRALi)

177 atomic blonde didn't do too badly,
Posted by: gaius martius at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (hMlTh)


I turned that movie off....It was bad.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

178 They already mad Money-Penny, M's secretary/administrative assistant somehow a part-time field agent and super-duper sharp shooter who shot Bond while he was standing on top of a speeding train. So. . . kinda inevitable they would go further.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

179 Next is a woke Transformer sequel where a female transformer performs a Cleveland Steamer on Shia LeBeouf.

You know, because that's classy.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (6ypVs)

180 I keep hearing about the writer of "Fleabag". Don't have T.V. Don't have Netflix. Don't have cable. Is Fleabag about a bunch of whiny left wing women too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (WI7YS)

181 When I hit the lottery, I'm sinking it all in on a film version of a Mack Bolan book.

I'm telling you now - I'll be swimming in money such that the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard will visit me just to say "You magnificent bastard".

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (qiqGr)

182 The SJW Who Loved Me

License to Tweet

Womb-raker

Dr. No, Ed.D.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I think John Holmes already made Womb-raker.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (s2OJe)

183 Dr No Means No.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (4e+hS)

184 If they want a black British girl for the part, the one who played Missandei in Game of Thrones is gorgeous.

Much agreement.


Naomie Harries is a good looking black woman. She could have done the
stupid thing and taken up the 007 mantle. She's already in the
franchise.


Also much agreement.

Why is it that 5 minutes on AOS provides more good answers than all of Hollywood can produce with a huge budget and years of planning?

Posted by: pep at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (T6t7i)

185 The funniest part of all this - we have had loads of women in the Bond movies that were the equal of bond. Honor Blackmun, Ursula Andress, Halle Berry, Michele Yeoh all played bad ass characters.

I guess that is what I resent - acting like strong women haven't appeared in Bond before, or that this is a new thing. They keep pretending to smash a barrier that was smashed decades ago.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (noE+3)

186 116 Ever watch a Formula E race?

They stop 1/2 way through EVERY RACE and change CARS because the battery dies and there's no way to refuel.

Bond usually is involved in chases. A battery car is really bad in chases.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well it does create one new challenge for the writers. No more "shoot the gas tank" scenes.
Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (G0vdT)


Woke Folk and Facts do not mix.

I guess Bond shorts out the chasing Teslas using a mini EMP maker cleverly disguised as a rainbow dildo that once belonged to Moneypenny.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (8Ls/+)

187 174
This movie has been made. "Breach" was a not-bad movie about Robert Hanssen. Case solved by ordinary-looking, no-nonsense people who dress ugly and work in dreary offices.

There's a GENRE for "real people" with weight issues and distractions.

They didn't need to hijack James Bond.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (13CQC)

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How about The Spy Who Came in from the Cold?

A female Richard Burton?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (q80AH)

188 Humiliating the man to make the woman look better doesn't actually make the woman look better.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (noE+3)


Huh? It has kept our show on the air for 20 years now.

Posted by: Women of The View at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)

189 I'm going to write a script where a mentally troubled black lesbian will scream and paint the walls with menstrual blood for two straight hours. That will be the whole movie. Hollywood will throw money and underaged sex slaves at me. Maybe I'll get my own private jet.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (DBbLv)

190 Out: Aston-Martin
In: Subaru

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (Pzzpr)

191 >>When I hit the lottery, I'm sinking it all in on a film version of a Mack Bolan book.


Baretta 93R > Bond's Manstopper

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (qMLbi)

192 Q is rolling over in his grave.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (CqE5x)

193 Its kind of weird how all these different franchises kill themselves, especially ones aimed at young males, Bond, Superheroes, etc. I get why they are doing it, but its just illogical to my brain to kill a business.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (r+sAi)

194 I've always liked Lana Kane.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

195 I was always a Matt Helm fan. James Bond just didn't do it for me.

Posted by: DanMan at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (XTiHL)

196 you know this was inevitable since they brought the Bond hating Craig into the franchise.

Fuck him, fuck them, by the way

Every Bond movie, other than Never Say Never Again, is free for subscribers of Prime now.

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (HALdu)

197 I guess Bond shorts out the chasing Teslas using a mini EMP maker cleverly disguised as a rainbow dildo that once belonged to Moneypenny.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (8Ls/+)


Does he at least sniff it first?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Hell, Emma Peel - 1960s was every bit John Steed's equal. So was Honor Blackman. None of this is exactly new.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (noE+3)

199 I can't wait for the car chase where they pull over to charge the Tesla.

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (2Mnv1)

200 yes, nowadays you have Tomlinson, hes the one that burned steele, over bosnia policy or some such, or chris steele, nuff said, or garret (last name) he was the one found inside in a bag, in a compromised state,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (hMlTh)

201 British Intelligence deserves a public ritual humiliation.

This will have to do, for now.

Posted by: Q at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (9ccE/)

202 198 Hell, Emma Peel - 1960s was every bit John Steed's equal. So was Honor Blackman. None of this is exactly new.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (noE+3)

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I loved the marketing of the new Terminator movie.

Upping the fact that there was a female action star like Terminator 2 had never happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (q80AH)

203 Well, Bond survived Moonraker.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (CqE5x)

204 I'll have to ask my dad more about McCain - he'd always qualified his rants about him with other stories about POWs regaining flight status that turned out poorly - but until just now I didn't realize their careers overlapped at the same NAS in FL. Dad was XO/CO of a support squadron, then a couple ASW squadrons around the time McCain was there.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (Xvo1a)

205 I do like the idea that Hollywood is so dumb they had to be told what tap water is for. "But isn't that stuff from the faucet just for instant ramen?"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (oZ6kz)

206 Do you expect me to talk?

No, no I expect for you to die Mr. Bond.

Another of the world's most successful franchises sent to kill itself on the altar of wokeness.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (pw+jk)

207 Also, mentally troubled black lesbian screamer will get a part in the next Star Wars.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (DBbLv)

208 The Spy Who Stopped for Cramps.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

209 The best Bonde is going to be where someone uses AI to bring the Moore and Connery Bonds back to turn the Craig Bond into a tranny, or more so, comfort him as he transitions.

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (HALdu)

210 I loved the marketing of the new Terminator movie.

Upping the fact that there was a female action star like Terminator 2 had never happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (q80AH)

And Linda Hamilton is even in the g*d damn travesty, to boot!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (AURKQ)

211 164
theme song by the Indigo girls


Posted by: brak at November 11, 2019 04:26 PM (qfeE7)

---
Threadwinner.

Take a bow.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (cfSRQ)

212 Is Melissa McCarthy in this movie in anyway?
I thought it was law that this strong woman should be in all movies.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (vd8XM)

213 They could have at least chosen a hot black chick. They do exist, and not just Halle Berry or other mixed chicks.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (9hauA)

I was thinking the same thing. If they want a black British girl for the part, the one who played Missandei in Game of Thrones is gorgeous.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (N4xQB)

Honestly, I think this is all part of my belief/conspiracy theory that Hollywood is one of the last bastions of institutional racism in the US.

They would never cast a not hot white woman for this kind of role.

When it comes to black women, they're like, fine,we'll just throw them any old black female to get them to shut up and burnish our woke bona fides. What does she look like? Eh, they all look alike. Here you go, happy now?

I may be engaging in slight hyperbole, but I'm not joking.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (9hauA)

214 Want an independent woman in a Bond film? How about Pam in "Licence to Kill?" A military pilot who helps take down a violent drug cartel.

Or what about Barbara Bach as Bond's Soviet counterpart in "The Spy who Loved Me?"

It's just like what's happening with action movies overall, where they keep trying to force abrasive Mary Sues like Captain Marvel in the name of "strong women characters" when you already had a perfectly good one in Ellen Ripley decades ago.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (N4xQB)

215 If they feel the need to leak all this #woke shit to friendly outlets, then Hard Pass - it's going to be godawful.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (ijEPD)

216 Whose the hottest character James Bond tapped?

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (pGGwA)

217 Pussy Galore was just all about sitting back and waiting for Bond to save her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (q80AH)



I was going to say, yes, like that shrinking violet Pussy Galore.

*clambers up on the tall soapbox*

You know what's insulting? Assuming that women have to be handed an IP rather than starting a new one that has a female star in the first place.

Atomic Blonde was hella fun and you could tell Charlize Theron was having hella fun making it and everyone involved treated it exactly as seriously as it should be treated which is to say not at all.

Women don't need handouts. Women can stand on their own.

See re: Alien franchise. Halloween. Hell, the really annoying thing about Woke Terminator is that Sarah Connor was one of the strongest female characters in sci fi in the first place. There was no need to woke her up.

This is where I get back to the Fast and the Furious movies making somewhere between 5 and 6 billion dollars and counting. Completely multicultural. The women in those movies are strong women who are also *women*. They aren't just guys with boobs bolted on. And it's no big deal. And Vin is printing money like he owns a printing press.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (mf5HN)

218 I'm confused. Is LaQueesha Quiche the new 007+/-1, or is it Cylindra Swann?

I'm sure it will all be clear when I don't see it in the theater.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (sN9mD)

219 No more "shoot the gas tank" scenes.

Ever seen a 400V spark?

Posted by: LithiumFIre at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (FhXTo)

220 What do you call the group of cunts who signed off on this new "woke" Bond?

Pussy Galore

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (CqE5x)

221

So then, 2020 - the year that two of the biggest movie franchises ever - Bond and Star Wars - die from over-wokeness?


Be still my heart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (sy5kK)

222 I can't wait for the new bond to come out, so I can refuse to see it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (9Om/r)

223 Ever watch a Formula E race?

They stop 1/2 way through EVERY RACE and change CARS because the battery dies and there's no way to refuel.

Bond usually is involved in chases. A battery car is really bad in chases.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well it does create one new challenge for the writers. No more "shoot the gas tank" scenes.
Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (G0vdT)


Woke Folk and Facts do not mix.

I guess Bond shorts out the chasing Teslas using a mini EMP maker cleverly disguised as a rainbow dildo that once belonged to Moneypenny.
Posted by: The Man from Athens


New Ford Mustang 900 hp Electric motor.
0 to 60 in 3.3 seconds.
Full to complete battery discharge in 3.4 seconds.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (s2OJe)

224
I loved the marketing of the new Terminator movie.

Upping the fact that there was a female action star like Terminator 2 had never happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (q80AH)


I love the review where he continually calls her "androgynous thing."

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

225 The Spy with A Small Bladder.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (r+sAi)

226 Whose = who was

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (pGGwA)

227 Means yes!

Posted by: Dr. No at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (yhf6w)

228 Convergence keeps going. I have no idea why attacking white culture is more important than money, but this is the kind of thing that breeds tremendous resentment in the "native" populations. They don't forget their stories, not without decades of time: they just become intensely ready to expel or murder their overlords. William of Normandy had more sensible policies as a foreign ruler trying to assimilate.

Posted by: trev006 at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (LGIve)

229 Sorry. Halle Berry is still hot. Not sorry.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (6ypVs)

230 "saving an estimated 230,000 single-use plastic water bottles."




Bullshit. Were they bringing in bottle water by the pallet load before?

Posted by: lowandslow at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (4thlk)

231 Pussy Galore
Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (CqE5x)


Galored Pussy.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

232 The Girl With The Golden Phallus

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (Pzzpr)

233 137 I think next Bond movie they should cast Greta Thornburg in the title role. She can Kill Villains with the Power of her Scorn.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (Kpl3J)

Speaking of...

https://tinyurl.com/yzdysafw

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (Izzlo)

234 So woke that the Bond movie just can't have a woman but has a colored woman.
Just surprised that she is not a muzzie that is a closet lezbo.
OH-OH spoiler alert for next Bond!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (pw+jk)

235 Soytini. Shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: James Bland at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (UGKMd)

236 224
I loved the marketing of the new Terminator movie.

Upping the fact that there was a female action star like Terminator 2 had never happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:30 PM (q80AH)

I love the review where he continually calls her "androgynous thing."
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

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I like MacKenzie Davis. Mostly from Blade Runner 2049, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (q80AH)

237
Moonraker had a couple of my favorite Bond Villain lines, "Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."

And, "Observe, Mr. Bond, your means of conveyance from this world to the next." (After setting up the umpteenth death trap for Bond, which would also fail).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (NMAzL)

238 Maybe Idris Elba as James Bond isn't such a bad idea after all...

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (xmKbk)

239 yes, nowadays you have Tomlinson, hes the one that burned steele, over bosnia policy or some such, or chris steele, nuff said, or garret (last name) he was the one found inside in a bag, in a compromised state,
Posted by: gaius martius at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (hMlTh)




Think "Nuff Said" was a Bernie Mac thing.

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (HALdu)

240 Whose the hottest character James Bond tapped?
Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (pGGwA)

Lana Wood--Natalie's sister with pizza-sized nipples

Sophie Marceau

Jane Seymour in Live and Let Die

The blonde who drove the Mustang in Goldfinger

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (CqE5x)

241 No more "shoot the gas tank" scenes.

Ever seen a 400V spark?
Posted by: LithiumFIre


DC.
I've seen welding with a 12v dc battery.
400v would be glorious.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (s2OJe)

242 One of the most obnoxious things about this in-your-face Feminist crap is the reductive showcasing of physical gender markers. The tampon thing, seriously? Like anyone wants to see that or even considers it somehow quintessentially feminine.

I mean, consider what a corresponding male toss-off attribute/behavior might be: Opening a scene by showing Bond pull a one-cheek sneak before an important meeting? Having to artfully suppress a boner? Stuff everyone knows guys have to do but no professional guy would ever want to be seen doing let alone be identified with (outside of the deliberately comic).

I don't even like the Bond genre, but dammit, these people have no clue about romance or fantasy because they have no imagination for anything beyond their crabbed, vindictive, hyper-politicized bubbles.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Hi8cV)

243 When it comes to black women, they're like,
fine,we'll just throw them any old black female to get them to shut up
and burnish our woke bona fides. What does she look like? Eh, they all
look alike. Here you go, happy now?



I may be engaging in slight hyperbole, but I'm not joking.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (9hauA)

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This is objectively true.

They are shallow bigots and child-pimps. Note that Joss Whedon was Mr. Feminist until his ex-wife noted that he made ample use of the casting couch.

This is about getting woke cred and wasting other people's money.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (cfSRQ)

244 The Spy Who Conversed With Me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (4e+hS)

245 Since were talking black women looks.

Kelly Rowland > Beyoncé

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Q5ALd)

246 199 I can't wait for the car chase where they pull over to charge the Tesla.
Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (2Mnv1)


How do you do sound effects for an electric car chase? just tire squeeling? Imagine the Bullet chase scene without the IC engine sounds...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (LWu6U)

247 238 Maybe Idris Elba as James Bond isn't such a bad idea after all...

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (xmKbk)

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I always like that idea.

He's probably too old now, but he would have made a good Bond.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (q80AH)

248 There's a GENRE for "real people" with weight issues and distractions.

They didn't need to hijack James Bond.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (13CQC)

my favorite detective was Columbo, who always dressed shabbily and drove a crappy car. Not to mention that Peter Falk always had that goofy eye.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)

249 So then, 2020 - the year that two of the biggest movie franchises ever - Bond and Star Wars - die from over-wokeness?

-
Brain fever epidemic in Hollywood?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

250
garret (last name)

-------

Gareth Williams.

And interestingly, shortly before he was murdered and stuffed in the bag, he had been involved in hacking, you guessed it - the Clintons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)

251 They hate women. Absolutely. Hate. Women.

To these people women have no worth whatsoever unless they do, act, think, and talk like men.

A beautiful, alluring, caring woman is like garlic to a vampire with them.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 11, 2019 04:27 PM (mRALi)

Same thing for minorities.

Which is why, instead of creating interesting new material for women and "POCs", they just hand them down sloppy seconds.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (9hauA)

252 >>I guess that is what I resent - acting like strong women haven't
appeared in Bond before, or that this is a new thing. They keep
pretending to smash a barrier that was smashed decades ago.



Yeah, but almost all of the Bond women are also gorgeous and feminine (exceptions like that Russian female soldier who trained the undercover Aryan Richard Harris character). Femininity is bad. Wanting men, falling for the charms of alpha male Bond is is bad. They want female characters who act like men, not strong *women*.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (bDqIh)

253 The Spy Who Texts A Lot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (r+sAi)

254 In that vein, producers were determined to make the most environmentally friendly 007 film ever.
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Well, do us all a favor and save the entire Carbon Footprint of the movie. No actors, gas-guzzling cars, no energy usage, no airline flights, no meetings, no advance screenings.

World saved. You're welcome.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (xptlg)

255 The Spy Who Came In Because the Room Was Always Too Cold

Posted by: pep at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (T6t7i)

256 "Live and let them receive a strongly worded letter."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (LWu6U)

257 238 Maybe Idris Elba as James Bond isn't such a bad idea after all...

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (xmKbk)

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I always like that idea.

He's probably too old now, but he would have made a good Bond.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (q80AH)

I agree. I think Elba would have been awesome (not to mention burning hot).

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (9hauA)

258 Maybe Idris Elba as James Bond isn't such a bad idea after all...

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 11, 2019 04:33 PM (xmKbk)

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Ya know, I was thinking the other day that virtually every actor on The Wire was excellent, but he was the only one who got famous off it. It's weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

259 252 >>I guess that is what I resent - acting like strong women haven't
appeared in Bond before, or that this is a new thing. They keep
pretending to smash a barrier that was smashed decades ago.



Yeah, but almost all of the Bond women are also gorgeous and feminine (exceptions like that Russian female soldier who trained the undercover Aryan Richard Harris character). Femininity is bad. Wanting men, falling for the charms of alpha male Bond is is bad. They want female characters who act like men, not strong *women*.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (bDqIh)

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Gemma Arterton in Quantum of Solace...

I have a thing for redheads.

Dolley's a redhead, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (q80AH)

260 You know - Daniel Craig should have been damn perfect.

The first book - the first movie - Bond was no hero. He was a pick-pocket card player with a penchant for taking it to the extreme before anyone else got there. He was handsome - but not the best looking guy in the room. Fit - but not the ass-beater on the scene that could take the bouncer.

Neither was Craig. And neither was Connery in the first one.

Meh - whatever. I liked the first John Wick. He took a beating in the first one. Then they turned it up to eleven.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (qiqGr)

261 They're making it too easy to ignore these things.

Should have satisfied themselves with just a few nods to Wokeness (e.g., make Agent 008 a transvestite that dies heroically saving Bond in the open credit sequence or something), but "The World is not enough," apparently.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (hdzef)

262 A toe fungus flare-up leaves our leading man behind the curve as danger awaits.

Posted by: Bond...James Comey Bond at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (yhf6w)

263 The Spy Who Came in to Scold (I know not a Bond film).

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

264 Honestly, I think this is all part of my belief/conspiracy theory that Hollywood is one of the last bastions of institutional racism in the US.

They would never cast a not hot white woman for this kind of role.

When it comes to black women, they're like, fine,we'll just throw them any old black female to get them to shut up and burnish our woke bona fides. What does she look like? Eh, they all look alike. Here you go, happy now?

I may be engaging in slight hyperbole, but I'm not joking.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (9hauA)



China.

Seriously, this is about making sure movies play in China.

I'm way too lazy to look but there have been a few articles over the last couple of years pointing out that the Chinese are not so much down with black movie stars and, well, there you go.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (mf5HN)

265 The big showndown. Bond: Blofeld, we need to talk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (+y/Ru)

266 Well....there's another $30.00 saved.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (cqNba)

267 I liked Mackenzie Davis in halt and catch fire. Hell that movie had a bi character and wasn't woke. Show was good. Reminded me of growing up in Texas during the 80's

Posted by: Zakn at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (cXz93)

268 Menstruation Royale.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (4e+hS)

269 264
China.

Seriously, this is about making sure movies play in China.

I'm way too lazy to look but there have been a few articles over the last couple of years pointing out that the Chinese are not so much down with black movie stars and, well, there you go.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (mf5HN)

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And that's why Idris Elba never got to be Bond.

It wouldn't have been loud angry Southern rednecks, it would have been Chinese audiences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (q80AH)

270 I don't actually expect there to be any more Bond films. The franchise was sizzling hot and an industry leader, but around the 1990s they lost their way and no longer have the best stunts, the freshest locations, and the hottest action. Craig's entire run as Bond has been rehashing old scenes and borrowing combat from the Bourne movies. I liked Casino Royale okay but it was a bit overlong and the pacing was odd, putting aside the dumb Texas Hold'Em replacement and how bad the main bad guy was (Bond movie bad guys are pretty uneven in quality).

Craig is interesting to watch but has never once really felt like James Bond. He has zero chemistry with any of the women, at no point does he have that cold sophistication or incredible capable nature. The opening sequence of Casino Royale where he shows all the intellectual capacity and experience in spycraft of the Tasmanian Devil was very disappointing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

271 James Bond will return in:

Xisterhood of the Babbling Rants

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (w+Ped)

272 Next is a woke Transformer sequel where a female transformer performs a Cleveland Steamer on Shia LeBeouf.

You know, because that's classy.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (6ypVs)

call it an oil change?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (8D42x)

273 Note that Joss Whedon was Mr. Feminist until his ex-wife noted that he made ample use of the casting couch.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (cfSRQ)

If he just had the nads to own being a horndog, he'd get more trim than Captain Mal.

... which is less than you imagine, given the m'ladying for a whore with delusions of grandeur, but it would be honest. And he'd still be spoiled for choice.

Posted by: trev006 at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (LGIve)

274 "The Man With the Golden Mastercard"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (CqE5x)

275 Is the People's Liberation Army really OK with all of this?

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (vI+F1)

276 The spy that made her husband go to the drug store because she was out of Tampons.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (pw+jk)

277 Craig will drive an electric Rapide E model. Only 155 of the
250,000 vehicles have been built.
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Ah, of course. This kind of electric car runs on magic. The special energy that comes from the magic hole in the wall.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (xptlg)

278 This is where I get back to the Fast and the Furious movies making somewhere between 5 and 6 billion dollars and counting. Completely multicultural. The women in those movies are strong women who are also *women*. They aren't just guys with boobs bolted on. And it's no big deal. And Vin is printing money like he owns a printing press.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (mf5HN)


The Fast and Furious movies are a good example of how you can have diversity in a cast in a way that feels organic to the story.

By contrast, the diversity in the new Star Wars movie was so forced that it took me out of the story.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (N4xQB)

279 This plot sounds like an SCTV spoof. Joe Flaherty as 007, Catherine O'Hara delivering her uber-feminist portrayal as Mrs. Bond.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (4Pkdw)

280 Bond gets a prostate exam in

Coldfinger

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (CqE5x)

281 Pushies! All of you!

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (ncWhm)

282 Thundernoballs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

283 What the Fuck guys??? You went and ruined what was a good thing? No Bond Girls? What you have Bond Trans now?

Posted by: James Bond at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (mbYl0)

284 >> Ya know, I was thinking the other day that virtually
every actor on The Wire was excellent, but he was the only one who got
famous off it. It's weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

True. But he was the only one who looked like Idris Elba.
To be fair, they've all had careers as character actors, just none of them turned into stars.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (sN9mD)

285 "The Spy who Friended Me"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (CqE5x)

286 This is about getting woke cred and wasting other people's money.
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This too, is the story of Oblahblah.

Posted by: The Narrator at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (+GU5r)

287 the undercover Aryan Richard Harris character)

What the ...

Posted by: zombie Robert Shaw at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (h5TKJ)

288 Ah, I see the Empress had already made my last point, and more eloquently at that.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (9hauA)

289 always like that idea.

He's probably too old now, but he would have made a good Bond.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (q80AH)

He was recently badass in Hobbs and Shaw right?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (Q5ALd)

290 And that's why Idris Elba never got to be Bond.

He was good with very little to work with in the "Gunslinger" movie.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (qiqGr)

291 I assume.. and this is no spoiler because I don't know..

But.. I assume they kill off the wife? Or is he trying to seduce the other women for some side trim?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (438dO)

292 https://washex.am/33EX5SS
********
Jason Chaffetz: FISA report delay signals Durham prosecution

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (BqBId)

293 If they are going to feature a black actress I'll take Meagan Tandy., and twice on Sundays.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (6ypVs)

294 When it comes to black women, they're like, fine,we'll just throw them any old black female to get them to shut up and burnish our woke bona fides. What does she look like? Eh, they all look alike. Here you go, happy now?

Unless she's a romantic interest for a white guy, the she's gotta be half-white and super cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

295
So then, 2020 - the year that two of the biggest movie franchises ever - Bond and Star Wars - die from over-wokeness?


Be still my heart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

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Something funny, although the franchise is over over over, never to return:

The Twilight Saga, all five movies, had only one flicker of wokeness in them, which was the Quileute Indian element, although even that was pretty much an excuse to have foxy werewolves.

This was tripe for teen girls and it was never as woke as these blockbusters with violent video-game tie-ins and franchises that are all about a guy whose buzz is "licensed to kill."

Hollywood missed something that should have hit them right between the eyes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:39 PM (13CQC)

296 "Well, Bond survived Moonraker....." Barely. You can throw in some of Pierce Brosnan's and a few of the Craig Bonds into this craptastic category. This new one will kill the series. Unfortunate, but was foreseeable with Craig and his stupidity as Bond. Still have the books, collect and read while you can before they are outlawed by the SJWs.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at November 11, 2019 04:39 PM (WkTpz)

297 Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (9hauA)


I don't think it's hate. I think they don't respect them. They can not imagine a strong POC, so they just color swap a white character.

It is why libs talk down to POC, they see them as children - as inferior. Part of this is that many are so insulated from reality living in a bubble, and part of it is their need to dictate to others, including POC and to do that they have to see everyone else as lesser humans.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:39 PM (LWu6U)

298 Alotta Fajina

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 04:39 PM (Kp81N)

299 The Fast and Furious movies are about the dumbest thing ever put on film. Their success should be seen as nothing short of a harbinger of worse times to come.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:39 PM (qMLbi)

300 Doctor Maybe

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:39 PM (CqE5x)

301 289 always like that idea.

He's probably too old now, but he would have made a good Bond.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:34 PM (q80AH)

He was recently badass in Hobbs and Shaw right?
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (Q5ALd)

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Bond is at least a ten year commitment. Probably fifteen.

When the Broccolis hire a Bond, it's not for one movie, it's to carry the franchise for, hopefully, a generation.

And, Elba has said he's not interested recently. Wouldn't want to deal with the blowback from his casting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:39 PM (q80AH)

302 Yeah it really is patronizing to women to have a tampon disposal scene. Women are aware that other women get periods.

You know, I bet James Bond has to shit every once in a while - how come every Bond movie doesn't have a 5 minute toilet scene? Why don't we see Bond shaving every day? Jerking off? Doing his laundry?

We can assume that movie characters still do human being things that aren't shown on screen.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)

303 Tell me there won't be scary guns either. Just hand-to-hand fighting or wrestling.

In mud.

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (u5LFV)

304 Honestly, I think this is all part of my belief/conspiracy theory that Hollywood is one of the last bastions of institutional racism in the US.

They would never cast a not hot white woman for this kind of role.

When it comes to black women, they're like, fine,we'll just throw them any old black female to get them to shut up and burnish our woke bona fides. What does she look like? Eh, they all look alike. Here you go, happy now?


Wanda Sykes FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (s2OJe)

305 If this plot is accurate, I hope the producers are prepared for unintended laugh lines.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (4Pkdw)

306 The SJW Who Loved Me

Tampons Are Forever

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

307 Went to the article on Daily Mail and followed a link to Cindy McCain. Wow! I think she stole Hunter Biden's met teeth. Yikes!

Posted by: Ever at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

308 Trans Are Forever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (4e+hS)

309 303 Tell me there won't be scary guns either. Just hand-to-hand fighting or wrestling.

In mud.
Posted by: Grannymimi at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (u5LFV)

Just Daniel Craig yelling, "WHAT ARE YOUR SOURCES/!?!?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (AURKQ)

310 180 I keep hearing about the writer of "Fleabag". Don't have T.V. Don't have Netflix. Don't have cable. Is Fleabag about a bunch of whiny left wing women too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 04:28 PM (WI7YS)

I haven't seen it either; some 12-episode (over 3 years) BBC comedy, based on her stand-up routine. Apparently not good enough to make it to BBCA.

Here's a 9/10 * review at IMDB:

The story of a dysfunctional 30 year old, laid bare for the world to see.

For anyone a bit messed up by life the writer of this series wants you to reassure her she is not alone. Set in London it is a touching lesson in the bizarre, crazy and irrational things Londoners will do for some control and stability in their lives.

This series is absolutely not for the sane, it's for the sad, miserable and insane, desperately looking to feel good about themselves (and in need of a good laugh).

Undoubtedly the beginning of something great.


So, basically, throwing all her neuroses on the screen for attention and validation.

Sounds like an ideal fit for a 007 movie. /s

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (ijEPD)

311 Oh good.

We're far enough along for an O/T.

It ain't a pineapple, and it wasn't sideways , but still.....


https://cbsloc.al/36WxC9O

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (cqNba)

312 "Yesss, our of the cellar finally!!!"
~Timothy Dalton

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Kp81N)

313 Doctor Fine, Whatever

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (xPJvm)

314 If he just had the nads to own being a horndog, he'd get more trim than Captain Mal.



... which is less than you imagine, given the m'ladying for a whore
with delusions of grandeur, but it would be honest. And he'd still be
spoiled for choice.

Posted by: trev006 at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (LGIve)

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Not true. He's objectively a terrible human being, and the only way he could score was by paying for it.

It's common in Hollywood, the way business gets done. These guys think they're alphas when really they're betas with credit cards.

The MeToo thing exploded because women weren't getting their end of the bargain. They did their time on the couch, but the would-be moguls couldn't make them stars.

So you have people who made a deal with the devil and then realize that all they got were three seasons (at most) on a WB sitcom that didn't even get picked up by Netflix.

Some only got a pilot episode. So much for "I'll make you a star."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (cfSRQ)

315 Doctor Maybe
Posted by: JoeF

Favorite line?
I don't care, where do you want to eat?

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (vd8XM)

316 hey they choose some skinny skinny to be Black Panther instead of Idris, right?

Idris is ai-aight but come on, enough already. Plus, he's one of these male actors who is now 60 but claims to be 42. I'm sure there's a spy movie he can (or could've) been in but he's not James Bond.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (FEQY4)

317 For those wondering why Haley didn't tell Trump about Kelly and Tillerson, here's your answer.

https://tinyurl.com/w3aagql

Spoiler: She did tell Trump

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)

318 >>Honestly, I think this is all part of my belief/conspiracy theory
that Hollywood is one of the last bastions of institutional racism in
the US.

They would never cast a not hot white woman for this kind of role.





Oh yes, Hollywood is terribly bigoted, which is why getting lectures from them as if their experience at work is shared by the rest of us is so exhausting.


Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (bDqIh)

319 So stunning. So brave.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

320 James Bond could seduce a tranny. Victoria Secret-Dong. Frankie Tucker.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (DBbLv)

321 The Man With The New Vagina

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (4e+hS)

322 302 Yeah it really is patronizing to women to have a tampon disposal scene. Women are aware that other women get periods.

You know, I bet James Bond has to shit every once in a while - how come every Bond movie doesn't have a 5 minute toilet scene? Why don't we see Bond shaving every day? Jerking off? Doing his laundry?

We can assume that movie characters still do human being things that aren't shown on screen.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)

True
But couldn't a car chase get interrupted because somebody needs to take a dump in the worst possible way?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

323 The Spy Who Shouldn't Have To Tell You What You Did

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (qMLbi)

324 In the opening scene, Q Branch will issue Lady Bond a shape charge disguised as a IUD.

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (2Mnv1)

325 Doctor Fine, Whatever
Posted by: Pug Mahon at

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bazinga!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (FEQY4)

326 Our=out

Fat finers

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Kp81N)

327 307 meth teeth. not "met." sorry.

Posted by: Ever at November 11, 2019 04:42 PM (ZZDMQ)

328 Doctor Fine, Whatever
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Ha!

Doctor If you don't know what's wrong....

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2019 04:42 PM (vd8XM)

329 I hope the producers are prepared for unintended laugh lines.

They honestly don't seem to understand that some of their grand ideas will make people laugh out loud. I've seen it several times, they build up a scene to a big line that's supposed to make people think and feel and perhaps reconsider their white privilege and the audience laughs in contempt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

330 I'm going to disagree with some here, and argue that Craig was a very good Bond, and possibly the best Bond. (a gasp fell over the crowd)

Just because he's doing stupid stuff to the franchise doesn't negate that fact.



I always like that idea.



He's probably too old now, but he would have made a good Bond


Agreed. An intelligent person would have started a Bond franchise built upon another, somewhat older character who'd been a 00 and was not the guy who ran the 00s, but not at the M level. He could still do the odd stunt, but he'd be the uber 00. Elba would be very convincing for that.

Posted by: pep at November 11, 2019 04:42 PM (T6t7i)

331 Shit, fat fingers

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Kp81N)

332 Fleabag creator Phoebe Waller-Bridge had been brought in as a scriptwriter

Oh my God, that is the absolute death-knell. The fact that they would even CONSIDER her is absurd. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is basically the (taller, skinnier) British version of Lena Dunham - -a grotesque unwitting parody of feminism, in the trendy new subgenre of "disgustingly sexual" -- i.e. women who brag about being hypersexual, but simultaneously brag about being physically repellant.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 04:42 PM (fK2gX)

333 By contrast, the diversity in the new Star Wars movie was so forced that it took me out of the story.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (N4xQB)

C'mon, you were out of the story during the Battle of Yavin.

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Izzlo)

334 When it comes to black women, they're like, fine,we'll just throw them any old black female to get them to shut up and burnish our woke bona fides. What does she look like? Eh, they all look alike. Here you go, happy now?


Wanda Sykes FTW!
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The HELL! That's my part, witch!

Posted by: Whoopie G at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (EwMGh)

335 >>Spoiler: She did tell Trump


Thank you.
I noticed it's not an MSM journalist who asked.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (bDqIh)

336 Daniel Craig gets to bed Rachel Weisz so I guess I do envy him just a bit.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Q5ALd)

337 Hell, the
really annoying thing about Woke Terminator is that Sarah Connor was one
of the strongest female characters in sci fi in the first place. There
was no need to woke her up.





Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:31 PM (mf5HN)

Sarah Connor was a great character. She went from a clueless scooter driving bint to a 5'6" machine gun toting blonde babe of badassery looking to shoot anything remotely involved in skynet including the janitor who swept the floors. They really didn't have to do shit to that character. But you know, leftists ruin everything they touch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (9Om/r)

338 The Spy Who Wants To Know If 'These Jeans Make My Ass Look Fat'?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (qMLbi)

339 Unless she's a romantic interest for a white guy, the she's gotta be half-white and super cute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (KZzsI)


She's not going to whip my ass, by any means - so it's a flaw in the plot - but I'm still watching The Watchmen.

Regina King is good in this one. And I think they're setting everything up for a serious swerve.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (qiqGr)

340 It ain't a pineapple, and it wasn't sideways , but still.....



https://cbsloc.al/36WxC9O

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (cqNba)


OMG. It was in there for a WEEK?!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

341 The Spy Who Demands To Speak With Your Manager

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Izzlo)

342 325 Doctor Fine, Whatever
Posted by: Pug Mahon at
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LOL!!

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

343 Great, a Bond girl who whines about issues with weight and her boyfriend. (Or are they suggesting her boyfriend might not be a male?)

Just what we've all been waiting for.

And the tampon thing -- so classy.


I can't wait to avoid this one.

What next? A bout of explosive diarrhea, to get a little more edgy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

344 James Bond could seduce a tranny. Victoria Secret-Dong. Frankie Tucker.

Craig would be all for it. After Casino Royale he wanted a scene where Bond seduces another dude. Because not only would he find it comfortable and familiar, but virtue signalling.

I mean, there is a place for that in spy films (see The Fourth Protocol with Pierce Brosnan) but that's not a Bond kinda thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

345 Simone Signoret played a strong woman agent in Army of Shadows.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (C1Lsn)

346 China.

Seriously, this is about making sure movies play in China.

I'm way too lazy to look but there have been a few articles over the last couple of years pointing out that the Chinese are not so much down with black movie stars and, well, there you go.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (mf5HN)

I think that's also part of it, but they are still doing ridiculous forced casting, like black Ariel (who I couldn't care less about but was still pretty ridiculous) and this chick.

There's some racism involved. After all, they are progressives. I wouldn't come to this conclusion if they just said, hey, our casting also has to do with profitability (which, granted, could be an excuse to discriminate but could also be legitimate). Instead, they act all holy and virtuous and above us all.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (9hauA)

347 If I were going to go see a movie, it would have to be completely original. There is not a single "franchise" that I can think of that I would consider going to a movie theater to see.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)

348
The HR Director Who Didn't Love Me

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

349 David Craig in this summer's Bond super thriller.

The Spy That Got Surprise Dry Anal.

Craig literally acts by the seat of the pants... and then some.. less.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (pw+jk)

350
If this plot is accurate, I hope the producers are prepared for unintended laugh lines.
Posted by: kallisto

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It's weird, I'd have thought the Broccolis had some creative control.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (13CQC)

351 Yeah, it would be ridiculous having Bond played by a geriatric.

Posted by: Roger "Where's my fucking Metamucil, Q?" Moore at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (H5knJ)

352 I can proudly say I have never seen a Craig Bond movie. And it's a damned good thing John Barry and Maurice Binder are dead, so they don't have to have their names associated with this crap.

As was said above, how long before the woke film community decrees that all previous Bonds are the equivalent of The Birth of A Nation and mus never be shown in public?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Ki5SV)

353

The Bond movies have been going down hill since the Brosnan ones with the PC bullshit. Making Judi Dench M with all of her feminist insulting the character was the beginning of the end. Casino Royale seemed to reverse the trend but after that they took a steep decline and the rest of the Craig ones are completely unwatchable. I'm sure this new one will be a complete shit show and they will blame evil white men for the craptastic box office

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (BeuRt)

354 337 Sarah Connor was a great character. She went from a clueless scooter driving bint to a 5'6" machine gun toting blonde babe of badassery looking to shoot anything remotely involved in skynet including the janitor who swept the floors. They really didn't have to do shit to that character. But you know, leftists ruin everything they touch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (9Om/r)

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I always liked Ripley more. Ripley never became a badass. She play acted as one when she went to get Newt from the processing station. She was terrified and out of her league, but she made it work.

Conner's transition to badass happened between movies, so she was a bit more one dimensional. Of course, T2 isn't her movie, it's John's, but I think that limited her badassness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (q80AH)

355 James Bomb.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (fK2gX)

356 It ain't a pineapple, and it wasn't sideways , but still.....

https://cbsloc.al/36WxC9O

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

A million to one shot doc...

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (vd8XM)

357 Well it does create one new challenge for the writers. No more "shoot the gas tank" scenes.
Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

Well, ever seen the carnage when a bullet slices through 32 lithium ion batteries?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (EnQC8)

358 "OMG. It was in there for a WEEK?!?
"

What can I say....Florida Man.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (cqNba)

359
The Spy Who Was Told to Calm Down

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

360 The film Bond died some time ago. Thankfully we'll always have Ian Fleming.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (H8QX8)

361 347 If I were going to go see a movie, it would have to be completely original. There is not a single "franchise" that I can think of that I would consider going to a movie theater to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)

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Well, it ain't original, but Dune should be awesome next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (q80AH)

362 Craig's Bond is brought out of retirement to work alongside the female special agent to save the world from a villain

Wait - she can't handle this herself? Is the villain a spider? Someone forcing her to parallel park? What?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (YqDXo)

363 The HELL! That's my part, witch!
Posted by: Whoopie G at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (EwMGh)

Hey, not fair! Whoopie was legit and no one pretended she was attractive.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (9hauA)

364 Daniel Craig gets to bed Rachel Weisz so I guess I do envy him just a bit.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Q5ALd)



She probably pegs him every night. At his insistence

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (BeuRt)

365 For those wondering why Haley didn't tell Trump about Kelly and Tillerson, here's your answer.

https://tinyurl.com/w3aagql


She did tell Trump
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The Apprentice

T: Thank you Niki. You may go.

*phone rings in toilet, Tillerson picks up*
T:Tillerson you're fired.

T:Kelley finish up and then you're fired.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (zgRmG)

366 >>OMG. It was in there for a WEEK?!?


You rarely NEED a Philips Head, these days.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (qMLbi)

367 352 I can proudly say I have never seen a Craig Bond movie. And it's a damned good thing John Barry and Maurice Binder are dead, so they don't have to have their names associated with this crap.

As was said above, how long before the woke film community decrees that all previous Bonds are the equivalent of The Birth of A Nation and mus never be shown in public?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Ki5SV)

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Birth of a Nation? Was that that move that came out a couple of years ago?

I mean, movie history started with Star Wars, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (q80AH)

368 If I were going to go see a movie, it would have to be completely original. There is not a single "franchise" that I can think of that I would consider going to a movie theater to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Nope. They're killing things that are dead.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (tH5fk)

369 302. It's 'cause menstruation = empowermynt, h8r! Tampons replace AR-15s in the Trigglypuff lexicon.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (4Pkdw)

370 For those wondering why Haley didn't tell Trump about Kelly and Tillerson, here's your answer.

https://tinyurl.com/w3aagql

Spoiler: She did tell Trump
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)



I caught Rush saying has anyone asked her if she told Trump and my immediate thought was I assumed she did tell Trump and the Trumpasaur lay in wait to use it as the best time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (mf5HN)

371 "Hey, not fair! Whoopie was legit and no one pretended she was attractive.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (9hauA)"

Ted Danson did.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (oZ6kz)

372 There's a GENRE for "real people" with weight issues and distractions.

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I read that real quick and thought you were saying Bond was fighting GENRE, a new evil organization.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (pGGwA)

373 If you want to see a very much un-woke Bond, there's always Fleming's novels. Least PC books I've ever read.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (N4xQB)

374 The Spy Who Was Told to Calm Down


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (ptqGC)
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Golf clap!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (pw+jk)

375 World never gets saved, because Bond always shows up 15 minutes late.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (vd8XM)

376
True
But couldn't a car chase get interrupted because somebody needs to take a dump in the worst possible way?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

No, just plan for it and keep driving.

Posted by: Capt. Lisa Marie Nowak, former NASA astronaut at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (sy5kK)

377 Don Cherry has been fired for telling the truth. Canaduh's libtards are as dumb as ours.

Posted by: WeBoned! at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (1s2j5)

378 Speaking of Russian agents . . .

'Physician, heal thyself'! Ex presidential candidate who called Tulsi Gabbard a Russian asset slams 'abusive posts and conspiracy theories' about female politicians

-
Depends on what the meaning of Epstein didn't kill himself is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

379 You want woke?

River Tam.

She kicked ass, without even breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (cqNba)

380 The Spy Who Loved Me : Pronouns - She, Her

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (438dO)

381 WHY did the Kingsman make money? Why was it great?

Because, boil down the message of the movie, it is pretty simple - the elites hate you, and want to kill you. And also, they suck in every way it is possible to suck. They are vain, stupid, greedy, ego maniacal, and overall not worth a damn thing.

Think about it.

It's why the second movie wasn't as good - instead of leftist villains it tried to create rightist villains....problem was they were less than believable as villains. They also seemed old hat since EVERY movie has rightish villains - it made the whole thing more boring.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (noE+3)

382
I read that real quick and thought you were saying Bond was fighting GENRE, a new evil organization.
Posted by: MAGA

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Close! The new, woke Bond is fighting GENDER

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (13CQC)

383 The problem with a womyn as Bond is her having to parallel park.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

384 James Bond could seduce a tranny. Victoria Secret-Dong. Frankie Tucker.



Craig would be all for it. After Casino Royale he wanted a scene
where Bond seduces another dude. Because not only would he find it
comfortable and familiar, but virtue signalling.



I mean, there is a place for that in spy films (see The Fourth Protocol with Pierce Brosnan) but that's not a Bond kinda thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

They are both pieces of lefty shit who had a hand in destroying the screen version of that character

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (BeuRt)

385 379 You want woke?

River Tam.

She kicked ass, without even breaking a sweat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (cqNba)

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Broken psychologically.

Turned into a killing machine by mad scientists.

I like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (q80AH)

386 Its funny cause James Bond just killed himself but Epstein didn't

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (ymnmz)

387 >>I caught Rush saying has anyone asked her if she told Trump and my immediate thought was I assumed she did tell Trump and the Trumpasaur lay in wait to use it as the best time.

So, a plan then.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

388 >>Jason Chaffetz: FISA report delay signals Durham prosecution

#twoweeks? LOLGF

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (Pzzpr)

389 Well, ever seen the carnage when a bullet slices through 32 lithium ion batteries?

That would be a great running gag. The Rapid-E car get shot up early in the film and begins burning. Throughout the movie that spans time, there are shots returning to the car, still burning. End the credits with shots of the electric car still burning.

Posted by: Craig From Oz at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (lD3vL)

390 ".... 'woke' makeover that has banned outdated sexism...?" Well Ace maybe only for "James Bond". But in the real world of 'Hollywood' the top female stars use their "sexism" both on stage and off to push their brands. For example, Jennifer Lawrence and her infamous selfies. In fact, which top female star today does not use "outdated sexism? It's a pure myth that "Hollywood" has "banned outdated sexism". Hell, it has gotten to where the 'Porn Stars' today can't compete with the top 'Hollywood' stars for flesh exposure.

Posted by: hstad at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (uywSX)

391 I won't even spend a dollar when this piece of crap hits the pawn shop shelves.

No more Bond for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (0nzNY)

392 >>Daniel Craig gets to bed Rachel Weisz so I guess I do envy him just a bit.


She's gorgeous, but she's also a crazy feminist.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (bDqIh)

393 Dr. No, Ed.D.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 04:24 PM (AURKQ)

====================

Shouldn't it be 'Dr. No Means No' ?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (N0If5)

394 Conner's transition to badass happened between movies, so she was a bit more one dimensional. Of course, T2 isn't her movie, it's John's, but I think that limited her badassness.

She grew quite a bit in the first film from being a pretty typical California college age girl into the woman that gritted "your terminated, F***er!!" crushing the T-800 in an industrial press. The Sarah we saw in the second film was a completely reasonable reveal for what she had gone through, knew and was determined to do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

395 So Woke it's Broke.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (WRnYo)

396 I assumed she did tell Trump and the Trumpasaur lay in wait to use it as the best time.
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Yes. True.

I waited until Tillerson was on the toilet. It was great.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (VXSAv)

397 379
You want woke?



River Tam.



She kicked ass, without even breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (cqNba)
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Also, casting couch.

She paid for those super powers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (cfSRQ)

398 I caught Rush saying has anyone asked her if she
told Trump and my immediate thought was I assumed she did tell Trump and
the Trumpasaur lay in wait to use it as the best time.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:46 PM (mf5HN)


The Magnificent Orange Bastard sure seems to have a public breakup now and then, yet suddenly you get guys like Bannon right back in his corner again.

I don't believe he's playing Nth Dimensional Chess. I do believe he could inspire certain people to play possum for him, in such a way as to not cut their own throats. A Win-Win, if you will.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (qiqGr)

399 Doctor Pound Me Too

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

400 Wait, I know it's in here somewhere (Female Bond searching in purse for PPK ).

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (C1Lsn)

401 Casiono Royale with Craig was very well done, and captured the right feel from the Fleming novel. Quantum of Solace I saw on DVD; it's fast-moving, in some places too fast, but certainly the element of danger is there.

Skyfall is one of the very best Bond movies, and a fantastic adventure even if it weren't a Bond. Period.

I've haven't seen anything since then -- and I won't see this PC Bond film. (Ace, are you sure this wasn't a satire of yours, or the Babylon Bee's?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Ejm1K)

402 The next Bond has a sex change and marries a black guy who had a sex change. They adopt several non-white children and combat international KKK.

Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Y274z)

403 Phoebe Waller-Bridge is basically the (taller, skinnier) British version of Lena Dunham - -a grotesque unwitting parody of feminism, in the trendy new subgenre of "disgustingly sexual" -- i.e. women who brag about being hypersexual, but simultaneously brag about being physically repellant.
Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 04:42 PM (fK2gX)
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Good comparison. I made it through 1.5 episodes of Fleabag, obviously weren't for me.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Xvo1a)

404 OT
checked out twitter, seanMdavis notes that the left is all "ewww, Jesus, yucky" about someone in trump admin quoting the bible to talk about trump.

man, fuck these libs. They need to stay in their blue hell hole cities they created.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (FEQY4)

405 guys guys.

I think the scene where Daniel Craig gets his balls pounded up into his thoracic cavity may have been real.

He really deserves more credit for that scene I guess.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (lJtAs)

406 The Spy that Ate Half of My Ass.
I passed on that one.

Posted by: Brie Larson at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (pw+jk)

407 The whole "Bond girl" thing was not in the novels. In the books Bond meets one girl per adventure, and they usually turn out to be rather strong and self-sufficient. He doesn't always bed them either. In one, Moonraker, he loses out entirely.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (H8QX8)

408 And why didn't Phoebe do like Ms. Swann and stick with her own last name?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (WRnYo)

409 Wasn't La Femme Nikita about a super killer spy person?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

410
The Spy Who Requested Directions to the Nearest Safe Space

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:51 PM (13CQC)

411 >>The Spy that Ate Half of My Ass.


My Daughter is in that!

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 11, 2019 04:51 PM (qMLbi)

412 394 Conner's transition to badass happened between movies, so she was a bit more one dimensional. Of course, T2 isn't her movie, it's John's, but I think that limited her badassness.

She grew quite a bit in the first film from being a pretty typical California college age girl into the woman that gritted "your terminated, F***er!!" crushing the T-800 in an industrial press. The Sarah we saw in the second film was a completely reasonable reveal for what she had gone through, knew and was determined to do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

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That's true, but I still think there's a large leap from where she ended the first and where she started the second. It can be inferred easily, but I'd like to see more of the growth in that direction. It wouldn't fit the movie as it is, but I just feel like it holds Sarah back a bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:51 PM (q80AH)

413 Yeah, I found Sarah Connor's transformation believable - the experience from T1 broke her in a lot of ways, she adapted her new persona out of necessity, and she trained like a maniac.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)

414 She grew quite a bit in the first film from being a
pretty typical California college age girl into the woman that gritted
"your terminated, F***er!!" crushing the T-800 in an industrial press.
The Sarah we saw in the second film was a completely reasonable reveal
for what she had gone through, knew and was determined to do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

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The final scene, with her getting in the Jeep and driving into the storm, full of determination told you there was more to come.

Remember that? Movies that left you wanting more?

Weird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:51 PM (cfSRQ)

415 >>I don't believe he's playing Nth Dimensional Chess.

Nobody does. There'a actually a big difference between making plans and playing Nth dimensional chess.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)

416 So, a plan then.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)



It's almost like Trump didn't get rich by accident.

Further also, Donald Trump appears to be the cleanest person in politics. I am stunned by that and I do not mean it as an insult to Trump. He was in the NYC construction business for decades, you'd have to at least get mud on your shoes by accident. But nope.

Also Donald J. Trump is the most pro-life President we've ever had. Donald. Trump.

Mysterious, mysterious ways.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (mf5HN)

417 Prediction.



The lowest grossing Bond film in history.





George Lazenby will be now considered "a true Bond star".









Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (sy5kK)


On Her Majesty's Secret Service was a damn good movie and far better than any of the PC bullshit that has past for a Bond movie since the 90s.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (BeuRt)

418 OT for longtime Packer fans. Zeke Bartkowski died today. RIP.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (4thlk)

419
I think the scene where Daniel Craig gets his balls pounded up into his thoracic cavity may have been real.

He really deserves more credit for that scene I guess.
Posted by: TexasDan

========

Except that in that scene he dislikes the experience.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (13CQC)

420 Craig's Bond is brought out of retirement to work alongside the female special agent to save the world from a villain


Eh.

Sounds like they're going the "Mad Max: Fury Road".

ie. have the character we came to see as the4 main character kicking asses and taking names

relegated to a lame-ass supporting roll in the service of making SJW-Grrrrrl the real hero.

Like Mad Max, I expect James Bond to spend most of the 2nd and 3rd act all tied up and gagged or captured and drugged-

something like that while 00Vag kills the Big Bad.


Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (kauXV)

421 >>Remember that? Movies that left you wanting more?


Pretty much any movie with Chasey Lain in it.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (qMLbi)

422 Much of what is wrong with Bond is that instead of making him a suave, rico suave, sophisticated spy with some moves, they have made him into a retard alcoholic spetznaz might have been brawler.

Get someone over six feet without wearing deniros.

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (HALdu)

423 Whoopi is a scientific mystery. Ugly. Unfunny. No particular talent as near as I can tell. But somehow eked out a decent career in Hollywood. I can only assume that her blow jobs are legendary.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (H5knJ)

424 420 Eh.

Sounds like they're going the "Mad Max: Fury Road".

ie. have the character we came to see as the4 main character kicking asses and taking names

relegated to a lame-ass supporting roll in the service of making SJW-Grrrrrl the real hero.

Like Mad Max, I expect James Bond to spend most of the 2nd and 3rd act all tied up and gagged or captured and drugged-

something like that while 00Vag kills the Big Bad.


Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (kauXV)

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My subtextual reading of Fury Road is that the movie is saying that women are terrible at everything and need men to fix their screw ups.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (q80AH)

425 Specter wasn't very good and now going woke in a big way? Hard pass.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (/Njku)

426 China.

Seriously, this is about making sure movies play in China.

I'm way too lazy to look but there have been a few articles over the last couple of years pointing out that the Chinese are not so much down with black movie stars and, well, there you go.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:36 PM (mf5HN)

I don't see how having ugly blacks helps with China over having attractive ones. If they dislike blacks then leaving them out seems the way to go.

I looked up the China Box office for Black Panther versus infinity wars. It was somewhat smaller, 100 mil versus 400 mill in a total take if 1.5 billion to nearly 4 billion. So even a wholly black cast doesn't tank China draw that much.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (FTPn0)

427 Wasn't La Femme Nikita about a super killer spy person?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Really enjoyed U.S. version "Point Of No Return" - Bridget Fonda was pretty smokin' in that one there.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (Xvo1a)

428 Well, ever seen the carnage when a bullet slices through 32 lithium ion batteries?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (EnQC


They will never show that. Nothing to make people see the downside to their green fantasies. They will fake video of gas tanks blowing up on the news, but never show you a tesla blowing up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (LWu6U)

429 Strong female spy?

Michelle Yeoh in The World is not Enough

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (WRnYo)

430 Jane, Please give D'oh Boy an extra hug for me on this Veterans Day.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (0nzNY)

431 My subtextual reading of Fury Road is that the movie is saying that women are terrible at everything and need men to fix their screw ups.

====

remember, whenever a leftist tries to go allegorical, they end up teaching the opposite lesson.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (FEQY4)

432 374 The Spy Who Was Told to Calm Down

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (ptqGC)


The Spy who Asked for a Manager.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (ijEPD)

433 I can't wait to not see this film.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (96FM8)

434 429 Strong female spy?

Michelle Yeoh in The World is not Enough
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (WRnYo)

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Tomorrow Never Dies, but yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (q80AH)

435 >>Whoopi is a scientific mystery. Ugly. Unfunny. No particular talent as near as I can tell. But somehow eked out a decent career in Hollywood. I can only assume that her blow jobs are legendary.


Well, her tooth to gum ratio is about as low as you can get without dropping to the full Pelosi.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (qMLbi)

436 Hell, Emma Peel - 1960s was every bit John Steed's equal. So was Honor Blackman. None of this is exactly new.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (noE+3)

They did it a fun way without ever jamming the grrrl power BS down anyone's throat. The characters were likeable and adults not whiny, empower me bitches

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (BeuRt)

437 Bond has been worn out for years. It's only limped on this far because the bar's gone so low for all movies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

438 In this movie, Bond only saves 70% of the world.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)

439 431 My subtextual reading of Fury Road is that the movie is saying that women are terrible at everything and need men to fix their screw ups.

====

remember, whenever a leftist tries to go allegorical, they end up teaching the opposite lesson.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (FEQY4)

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Like Harry Potter being a parable for why the administrative state is antithetical to liberty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (q80AH)

440 It ain't a pineapple, and it wasn't sideways , but still.....



https://cbsloc.al/36WxC9O

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (cqNba)

OMG. It was in there for a WEEK?!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (ptqGC)
******
I guess you can say he really screwed himself??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (BqBId)

441 The Spy who Asked for a Manager.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (ijEPD)


The Spy Who is Fine with Wherever You Want to Eat

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (wCmLp)

442 right, Atomic Blonde and LaFemme Nikita and about a dozen other female spy movies.

As if females don't seduce people too.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (FEQY4)

443 430 Jane, Please give D'oh Boy an extra hug for me on this Veterans Day.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (0nzNY)
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Absolutely! Well, maybe a bro hug.

Posted by: Weasel at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (MVjcR)

444 441
The Spy Who is Fine with Wherever You Want to Eat
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (wCmLp)

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It's a trick!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (q80AH)

445 I read that name as Lasagna Lynch.

I for one would love to see a female Bond and her tampon. It'll be a riposte to all those times wymyns had to watch the male Bond cut his toenails and clean out the smegma from...oh wait. The movies never showed any of that. But the moviegoing public is dying to see a used tampon scene. Just take out one of the cool car chases or Bond taking on the William's henchmen to make room.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (COzlW)

446 Unless she's a romantic interest for a white guy, the she's gotta be half-white and super cute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

Don't even get me started on this. It's changing a little now, but a dark skinned black woman is almost never cast as a love interest or someone attractive. It's always the mean strong black woman. Law and Order was one of the worst offenders.

Don't get me started on British shows, where they succumbed to the pressure to always have "POC" in their shows set in *English villages*. But there seems to be an unwritten rule that a black person must never be married or romantically linked with another black person. Always a white person. (Indians are occasionally allowed to romantically consort with other Indians.) Occasionally, they even allow non-mixed black people on their shows. It's pretty egregious.

I still watch them, though.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (9hauA)

447 The Spy Who Complains You Never Take Her Anywhere

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (qMLbi)

448 The Spy Who Expects You to Hear Her From Across the House.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Uu+Jp)

449 77 Lame-o.
Why not just slap a pair of tits on Bond and dress him in a skirt?
Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019


*
*

There was a funny pastiche of Bond called "Bond Strikes Camp," written by one Cyril Connolly in the '60s, in which Bond does indeed have to go undercover as a woman. Q asks him what type of breasts he wants to have. "Round or pointed?"

"Round, for God's sake," says Bond.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Ejm1K)

450 The part of it all that blows my mind completely, utterly and completely, is that someone thinks that this is good MARKETING.

And I think that the "fan backlash" was just that a female 007 needed to be a new person, not a reinvention of James Bond. A different double-O would be nice, but everyone understands that the code number isn't permanent to an individual and could be passed to someone else. So they backtrack on a "female James Bond" but then double down on what really was annoying people?

Oh, and James Bond isn't a slut in the books, or at the very least it's never on the page. The movies have always bothered me that way. (He also doesn't deliver dorky one-liner puns, iirc... I must go back and read them I suppose, it's probably been 30 years.)

Posted by: Synova at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (BD/yx)

451
Jason Chaffetz: FISA report delay signals Durham prosecution

#twoweeks? LOLGF

Posted by: Galil

========

No indictments or arrests signals you're safely in the hands of people who know better.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (13CQC)

452 Specter wasn't very good and now going woke in a big way? Hard pass.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (/Njku)


Specter was godawful. The douche who played Blofeld sounded like Mr. Rogers. He was just awful and so was the movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 04:55 PM (BeuRt)

453 423 Whoopi is a scientific mystery. Ugly. Unfunny. No particular talent as near as I can tell. But somehow eked out a decent career in Hollywood. I can only assume that her blow jobs are legendary.


Oh come one, that mop on her head gag is hilarious! And I hear she does it every week without ever breaking character.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (LWu6U)

454 On Her Majesty's Secret Service was a damn good movie and far better than any of the PC bullshit that has past for a Bond movie since the 90s.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (BeuRt)

It's one of my favorites, I don't know why it gets little love.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (ijEPD)

455
g'afternoon, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (cuot+)

456 No, Ms. Bond, I want you to diet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

457 Strawberry Fields was everything a Bond girl should never be.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (WRnYo)

458 The Spy Who is Just Like Her Sister

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (wCmLp)

459 Villain's not William's. Damn phone.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (COzlW)

460 Conflict Free Diamonds Are Forever

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Pzzpr)

461 *clambers up on the tall soapbox*


Here

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore
/19/11/4/hD0FfnSU7kiYnFRHHeJ-
lg2.mp4

how do you get a huge manatee,
Start with a small one.

Posted by: LithiumFIre at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (FhXTo)

462 "Remember that? Movies that left you wanting more?

Weird."

I give you John Wick IV.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (cqNba)

463 The Spy that Drags you to a Farmers Market on Sunday, During Football Season.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (xfb67)

464 429
Strong female spy?

Michelle Yeoh in The World is not Enough


Posted by: Anna Puma


Yup, she was quite good in that movie. She's a real actress instead of an ornament.

*cough**Denise Richards**cough**

Posted by: pep at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (T6t7i)

465

"A movie insider said the original plan was for a 'popcorn-dropping moment' when M, played by Ralph Fiennes, says 'Come in 007' and 'this beautiful, strong black woman walks through the door'."

IOW, "Shaft" was right: "If that cat was real, he'd wish he was me."

Posted by: Arbalest at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (FlRtG)

466 432 374 The Spy Who Was Told to Calm Down

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

The Spy who Asked for a Manager.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (ijEPD)
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The Spy Who Shouldn't Have To Tell You To Do That

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Xvo1a)

467 I still say ground zero for "woke" films was "Aliens."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (l9m7l)

468 She's gorgeous, but she's also a crazy feminist.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (bDqIh)

I could force myself to rail against the melting icebergs and disappearing polar bears for a night. Maybe even two night.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Q5ALd)

469 Really enjoyed U.S. version "Point Of No Return" - Bridget Fonda was pretty smokin' in that one there.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (Xvo1a)

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The US version was arguably better. For one thing, we still have the death penalty, so it's more plausible.

In France, they'll lock you up for "life" which means they'll let you out in a couple of years. No biggie.

Also, the cultural difference of how the French guys needed to know about her family, whereas the US guy felt emotionally distant, which again is more believable. People in the US are always looking for a fresh start, so who cares where you're originally from?

I remember enjoying it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (cfSRQ)

470 The Spy who Drives Around With the Turn Signal On.

Posted by: Weasel at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (MVjcR)

471 Jason Chaffetz: FISA report delay signals Durham prosecution

#twoweeks? LOLGF

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 04:48 PM (Pzzpr)
******
I troll the twits even when I am not trying

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (BqBId)

472 Give her credit, Whoopi was very underrated in Predator.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

473 Jane, Please give D'oh Boy an extra hug for me on this Veterans Day.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (0nzNY)


I won't be seeing him, but he came to church yesterday and reminded everyone it was the Marine Corps birthday.

D'oh and I saw him on TV this morning in the Veterans Day Parade, standing in a WWII vehicle with his VFW group, saluting the reviewing stand.


When I do see him again, I'll def give him a yuge hug for you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

474 I think a film that showed Sarah between Terminator 1 and Terminator 2, and what she did would be pretty cool. Or even a TV series. No robot killers. No sci fi. No time travel. Just a woman with the certain knowledge of humanity's future, carrying a baby to term that will save us all, while trying to prepare for what she knows is coming both mentally and physically. How she meets the people who train her, how they train her, the douchebag boyfriends who always leave because she tells them about judgment day, how she protects her baby, where she gets the money and equipment she piles up, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

475 Remember when Hollywood released a movie called "The Predator" and it somehow wasn't a Harvey Weinstein biopic?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 04:58 PM (oZ6kz)

476 Amy Schumer as Bond? Will she seduce Jeff Goldblum or Russel Brand?

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 11, 2019 04:58 PM (Fxgkp)

477 Imagine being a worse bond movie than the one where he surfs the tidal wave from the glacier when the sun ray hits it or whatever the hell that was.

And drives a car through some sort of ice castle parking garage.

Good Lord that was a pile of crap.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 04:58 PM (lJtAs)

478 Daniel Craig is to George Lazenby as Barrack Obama is to Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 04:58 PM (HALdu)

479 The Spy who asks "does this....?"

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 04:58 PM (ijEPD)

480 436 Hell, Emma Peel - 1960s was every bit John Steed's equal. So was Honor Blackman. None of this is exactly new.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 04:29 PM (noE+3)

They did it a fun way without ever jamming the grrrl power BS down anyone's throat. The characters were likeable and adults not whiny, empower me bitches
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019


*
*

I've seen some of the Honor Blackman episodes. She was sexy, but kind of hard to like, and I didn't know if she even liked working with Steed. It was clear from the very start, on the other hand, that Emma Peel did like him and working with him.

But unquestionably they were adults, and the shows were fun, not preachy tracts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 04:58 PM (Ejm1K)

481 The Spy Who Attempted to Parallel Park

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

482 She grew quite a bit in the first film from being a pretty typical California college age girl into the woman that gritted "your terminated, F***er!!" crushing the T-800 in an industrial press. The Sarah we saw in the second film was a completely reasonable reveal for what she had gone through, knew and was determined to do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

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That's true, but I still think there's a large leap from where she ended the first and where she started the second. It can be inferred easily, but I'd like to see more of the growth in that direction. It wouldn't fit the movie as it is, but I just feel like it holds Sarah back a bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:51 PM (q80AH)

I think in the context of that movie you can see that her mania about that was on or over the edge of going too far - alienating John Connor, being locked up away from him, etc. She's all hissing defensive momma cat, but it was on the edge of failing to get Connor believing and prepping for his future role. It took the Terminators showing up to deflect matters back on the path.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 04:58 PM (FTPn0)

483 474 I think a film that showed Sarah between Terminator 1 and Terminator 2, and what she did would be pretty cool. Or even a TV series. No robot killers. No sci fi. No time travel. Just a woman with the certain knowledge of humanity's future, carrying a baby to term that will save us all, while trying to prepare for what she knows is coming both mentally and physically. How she meets the people who train her, how they train her, the douchebag boyfriends who always leave because she tells them about judgment day, how she protects her baby, where she gets the money and equipment she piles up, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

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Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking of.

But, you can't do that. You can't have a Terminator movie without Terminators.

I think there's a huge space in the market for sequels or off shoots of franchises that take established properties in extremely different directions.

Follow up some disaster movie with a drama about how the hero is dealing with the aftermath, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:59 PM (q80AH)

484 You mean they're not going to have a scene like this?

https://tinyurl.com/y7uwzp6b

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 04:59 PM (I2/tG)

485 The Spy Who Broke a Nail

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 04:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

486 The Spy Who Had a Three Way Once in College But Is Different Now

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:59 PM (qMLbi)

487 Just a woman with the certain knowledge of humanity's future, carrying a baby to term that will save us all, while trying to prepare for what she knows is coming both mentally and physically. How she meets the people who train her, how they train her, the douchebag boyfriends who always leave because she tells them about judgment day, how she protects her baby, where she gets the money and equipment she piles up, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

THE PREGNANCY OF GRETA THURNBERG

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)

488 The Spy Who Turned Out Just Like Her Mother

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2019 04:59 PM (xfb67)

489 Emma Peel you say?

https://youtu.be/idtYckLIZnI

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (WRnYo)

490 423 Whoopi is a scientific mystery. Ugly. Unfunny. No particular talent as near as I can tell. But somehow eked out a decent career in Hollywood. I can only assume that her blow jobs are legendary.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (H5knJ)

I remember liking those few movies she did, Jumping Jack Flash and, I suppose Sister Act, but there was another I think. I thought they were funny. (I think that Sister Act is the only one that gets air time anymore.)

Posted by: Synova at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (BD/yx)

491 The Spy Who Is Retaining Water

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (qMLbi)

492 Strong female lead? Fallon Fox.

At least, when she's whipping ass, it's believable.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (s2OJe)

493 Good Lord that was a pile of crap.

Posted by: TexasDan


Except for Rosamund Pike. She was at her absolute peak in that movie.

Posted by: pep at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (T6t7i)

494 "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" is a terrific story and well-paced film but Lazenby just doesn't cut it. Imagine that film with Connery and Rigg.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (H8QX8)

495
The Spy Who Wanted All This Done by the Book

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (13CQC)

496 If you want to see a very much un-woke Bond, there's always Fleming's novels. Least PC books I've ever read.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:47 PM (N4xQB)


I remember reading Live and Let Die and thinking, "damn, I like Moore and Seymour, but this would have been a hell of a better movie than the one that hit the screen!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (Ki5SV)

497 Meh.. the only good Bond was Sean Connery.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (dUJdY)

498 Follow up some disaster movie with a drama about how the hero is dealing with the aftermath, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:59 PM (q80AH)

...

Or like the unintended environmental impacts of the heroes' actions? Or how he comes to understand his real power is male privilege and how to lean out?

This is genius stuff.

Posted by: Hollywood at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (lJtAs)

499 They are going to kill the series by sticking with Craign way too long (5 movies). Sure, Connery had 6 movies and Moore 7, but then they were putting them out every 1-2 years. It will be 14 years with Craig as Bond!

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (Xqo6t)

500 The Spy Who Starts a Phone Call With "Now Don't Freak Out"

Posted by: Weasel at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (MVjcR)

501 another thing is the inherent idea that wahmen can be men. Like, craig's bond is described as "an SAS daredevil who eats women for breakfast" or something like that.

right? what's the female equivalent of a badass footballer turned soldier with a bit of a rogue?

there is none, really. You'd have to go the other direction, a female with sharp female charm and skills. Like Mata Hari.

It's funny cause the left would probably point to Gina Carino or the blonde UFC fighter, but I saw them interact with boys in TUF and they're not men eaters

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (FEQY4)

502 I know I'm one of the few here that liked Endgame, but I did think that the best part of the movie was the "life after the snap" part, and that would have been terrific as a full TV series.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (oZ6kz)

503 Predators just as good as Predator.

Fight me !

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (Q5ALd)

504 It's about punishing you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

505

Broken Goldfingernail

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (aKsyK)

506 Hell, Emma Peel - 1960s was every bit John Steed's equal. So was Honor Blackman. None of this is exactly new.
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I started watching these on Prime.

I was gobsmacked at just how incredibly beautiful and sexy Diana Rigg was in that role, yet also demure.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (JcXHH)

507 My subtextual reading of Fury Road is that the movie is saying that women are terrible at everything and need men to fix their screw ups.

====

remember, whenever a leftist tries to go allegorical, they end up teaching the opposite lesson.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:53 PM (FEQY4)

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Like Harry Potter being a parable for why the administrative state is antithetical to liberty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:54 PM (q80AH)



I'm only a bit of the way into Death Stranding, which I love but it is the kind of bizarre that's my bag, baby.

Apparently Kojima said it's softly anti-Trump and anti-Brexit which okay fine whatever. Even Kojima trying to make sense out of a Kojima plot is hilarious.

But let's say that's true. To the extent there is a discernible plot, some kind of apocalypse happened, America is now fractured and one side wants to renew connections between the remaining cities while Our Hero Norman Reedus, I mean, Sam, says, nope, America is done and we have to try to take care of ourselves.

Oh but he gets talked into helping make the connections! See how important it is!

Yes. He is emotionally blackmailed by his mother and someone who is his sister(sort of) into doing the job that the women can't do. Oh and if Sam is the Trump supporter avatar, it means that the only way the omg we must all come together to help can achieve anything is if the Trump supporters do all the hard work.

Now, mind you, I think my interpretation is stupid because it's a *Kojima game*. Sanity and coherence are nowhere close to the plot.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (mf5HN)

508
Meh.. the only good Bond was Sean Connery.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM


This 'ette. She gets it.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (cuot+)

509 If I worked on this Bond Film I would find a way to put the eternally burning electric car gag into the film, in the background. Slip it in using CGI, something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

510 one of those recent Bond movies had him getting his sack beaten by an ambiguously gay villain.

In the new movie, every male in the audience will have his sack beaten as soon as he steps into the theater

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (RKQ/v)

511 The Half Assed spy. Coming this Christmas.

Posted by: Brie Larson at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (pw+jk)

512
They could never write dialogue like this any more


Steed finds Emma in the lingerie department and remarks, "I asked the
chief predator where to find you and he said, 'Our Mrs. Peel is in ladies'
underwear.' I rattled up the stairs three at a time."

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (BeuRt)

513 The Spy who is Mad but Won't Tell Her Boyfriend Why Because If You Really Loved Me You Would Know

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (9hauA)

514
Saw "Dr Sleep" today.

I have to say I enjoyed it, which I did not expect.

The script corrected or minimized a lot of the defects of the novel.

The all powerful Mary Sue issue still exists, but is tempered a bit. and Dan Torrance is allowed his moment to shine(!).

Not really a horror movie. Sort of a "The Shining" influenced supernatural thriller. And in that, not truly a sequel to The Shining.

Well directed. Very good acting all around. Nice script with some nice moments and set pieces. Very well-paced, no slow moments.

Fake Shelley Duval and Faux Jack Nicholson are a bit distracting but you roll with it.

If you have a Shoe Size IQ, you will still see the ending coming from a mile away. But, it's well done.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (kauXV)

515
Donald Pleasence was Blofeld, and he was the inspiration for Dr. Evil. Then Kojak played him after that.

It was downhill after that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (NMAzL)

516
Oh, and James Bond isn't a slut in the books, or at the very least it's never on the page. The movies have always bothered me that way. (He also doesn't deliver dorky one-liner puns, iirc... I must go back and read them I suppose, it's probably been 30 years.)
Posted by: Synova at November 11, 2019


*
*

The books don't have that sort of humor, but drier. In New York Leiter tells Bond that if he wants to pass for American, he needs to ask for the "check" instead of the "bill," and to say "Laff" instead of "Larf." The one word to be avoided at all costs, says Leiter, was "Ectually." Bond says that this word was not part of his vocabulary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Ejm1K)

517 423 Whoopi is a scientific mystery. Ugly. Unfunny. No particular talent as near as I can tell. But somehow eked out a decent career in Hollywood. I can only assume that her blow jobs are legendary.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 04:52 PM (H5knJ)

"America doesn't have the guts to admit that Whoopi Goldberg isn't funny."

Sam Kinison

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Izzlo)

518 The Spy Who Can't Even Right Now

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Xvo1a)

519 'The phrase 'Bond girl' was outlawed from the set. The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent.
.........

BOWROOOOO! BOWOWROOOOO!

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

520 230,000 water bottles?! Let's see, 150 day shooting schedule. 1530 bottles per day. 100 person crew. 15 bottles per person per day. Somebody needs to have their kidneys checked. (I think my numbers are conservative!)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (LOq4H)

521 Mission Impossible movies > Bond movies

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (Q5ALd)

522 The Spy Who Cultivates Her Sources By Nagging Them

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (I2/tG)

523 497 Meh.. the only good Bond was Sean Connery.




And the best scene is when the Connery Bond banged Trebec's mother.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (sy5kK)

524 Doctor No Means NO!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (pw+jk)

525 Hollywood are our own version of Palestinians: They will keep making shitty movies until they love money more than they hate us.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (k81AA)

526 I remember liking those few movies she did, Jumping Jack Flash and, I suppose Sister Act, but there was another I think.


I enjoyed Whoopie as Oda Mae Brown in Ghost.

That is as far as I will go.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (96FM8)

527 Meh.. the only good Bond was Sean Connery.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (dUJdY)

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Best Moore picture was For Your Eyes Only. When he scales that cliff, that is serious acting.

Also the scene where he literally kicks the guy's car off the cliff. Brutal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (cfSRQ)

528 I know I'm one of the few here that liked Endgame, but I did think that the best part of the movie was the "life after the snap" part, and that would have been terrific as a full TV series.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 05:01 PM (oZ6kz)

Loved Endgame, too.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (9hauA)

529 512
They could never write dialogue like this any more


Steed finds Emma in the lingerie department and remarks, "I asked the
chief predator where to find you and he said, 'Our Mrs. Peel is in ladies'
underwear.' I rattled up the stairs three at a time."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019


*
*

Yes! Dynamite line.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (Ejm1K)

530 The Face-Sized Spyder Who Loved Me Then Ate Me

Female empowerment? Eight eye roll. Talk to me when you devour him after sex. And you can still get a date every single Friday and Saturday night because, well, that's guys for ya.

Posted by: Face-sized spider at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (COzlW)

531 The Spy Who Can't Stand The Other Female Spies In The Organization

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:04 PM (I2/tG)

532
You also had Stefanie Powers as the Girl from UNCLE.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 05:04 PM (NMAzL)

533 Kojima is somehow the craziest game designer in a world that also includes David Cage. That takes a lot of talent.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 11, 2019 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)

534 one of those recent Bond movies had him getting his sack beaten by an ambiguously gay villain.

===

well, LeChefre's girlfriend was a strikingly hot, tall blonde, maybe a bit amazonian.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:04 PM (FEQY4)

535 The latest Terminator film has a prescient title: Dark Fate.

That's what awaits all these action series that follow that pattern.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:04 PM (DuZls)

536 The Spy that Has a Headache.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 11, 2019 05:04 PM (pw+jk)

537 The Spy Who is Just Like Her Sister


No, your sister *enjoys* the anal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 11, 2019 05:04 PM (gd9RK)

538 I remember liking those few movies she did, Jumping Jack Flash
====

I love Jumpin Jack Flash. I've seen it a million times and I still laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 11, 2019 05:04 PM (JcXHH)

539 423 Whoopi is a scientific mystery. Ugly. Unfunny. No particular talent as near as I can tell.
..........

and wears an old mop she stole out of my garage on her head.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

540 "What's wrong Ms. Bond?' 'If you don't know, I'm not telling you."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (LOq4H)

541 Now, mind you, I think my interpretation is stupid because it's a *Kojima game*. Sanity and coherence are nowhere close to the plot.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (mf5HN)

You could be right. Look how fast the pinkest haired liberal feminist falls back into "I'm getting threats, save me, men" when getting any political pushback from anyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (FTPn0)

542 The Spy that Obtained Positive Consent.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (DuZls)

543 It's one of my favorites, I don't know why it gets little love.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 04:56 PM (ijEPD)


I think it was the ending. It was so downbeat and so unlike other Bond movies. Lazenby was a bit of a stiff but not awful considering it was his first movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (BeuRt)

544 I don't have a problem with women not taking their husband's last name if their husband doesn't care, but it's just stupid and insensitive for someone to say "Don't you mean Ms_____" in answer to their husband's comment about "Good morning, Mrs. Bond"


I think they should do the most "woke" parody ever on this-taking off of "The Spy Who Shagged Me" At least someone might get a laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (WI7YS)

545 I think we're well past the point where any movie worth seeing has already been made.

That's why Hollywood has to pander hard to #woke millennials because any movie worth seeing was made before they were born. They don't know that they're being spoon fed total dreck and rubbish.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (qAR6u)

546 burglar

Posted by: mjc at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (Pg+x7)

547 The Spy Who Can't Even

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (xPJvm)

548 You guys are a bunch of party poopers.

I, for one, am looking forward to the Vespa Chase.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (qMLbi)

549 I hate Craig's whiny morose Bond.

Eggsy in Kingsman is a better Bond than Craig.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (G546f)

550
I remember liking those few movies she did, Jumping Jack Flash and, I suppose Sister Act, but there was another I think. I thought they were funny. (I think that Sister Act is the only one that gets air time anymore.)
Posted by: Synova

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Ghost. She was funny in that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (13CQC)

551 492 Strong female lead? Fallon Fox.

At least, when she's whipping ass, it's believable.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 05:00 PM (s2OJe)

Theoretically, the Franchise has always had a "strong woman" and always exactly the same one. He's always been "on Her Majesty's Secret Service", since the first film and even since 1952. They really have never needed another. I thought Dench as M was absurd.

Unless they have a young Bruce/Caitlin a female Bond just won't do it. Stupid, stupid, stupid

Posted by: CN at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (U7k5w)

552 Well, her tooth to gum ratio is about as low as you can get without dropping to the full Pelosi.
======
She's got nuthin' I ain't got!

Posted by: Lisa Page at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (c2YiA)

553 ---
Best Moore picture was For Your Eyes Only. When he scales that cliff, that is serious acting.

Also the scene where he literally kicks the guy's car off the cliff. Brutal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (cfSRQ)

--

Agreed, plus it gave us a grounded fairly realistic espionage plot after the excesses of Moonraker.

Could have done without the really cringey part with the teenage figure skater though.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (N4xQB)

554 The Spy Who Nagged Me

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (ptqGC)

555 Not true. He's objectively a terrible human being, and the only way he could score was by paying for it.

It's common in Hollywood, the way business gets done. These guys think they're alphas when really they're betas with credit cards.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 04:41 PM (cfSRQ)

There are a lot of genuine pricks who still get a lot of sexual attention. They're also unable to maintain monogamous or even tolerable relationships, but that's not what they're looking for anyways.

Whedon could probably score with fangirls, despite his obvious disadvantages, if he didn't have anti-game. I'm surprised he hasn't drowned in MeToo allegations, tbh.

Posted by: trev006 at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (LGIve)

556 Alton I remember going to see the Bond movies when I was a wee one. Sean Connery will always be Bond to me and no one else. I never bothered with most of them after he decided he was done.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (dUJdY)

557 License to Kill Jeffrey Epstein was my favorite.

Posted by: Hillary at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (COzlW)

558 I love Jumpin Jack Flash. I've seen it a million times and I still laugh my ass off.

===

what's funny is that movie is nearly 30 years old. That's how long whoppie has been around.

I watched it as a kid with me dah. He pointed out that there's a scene in which 30+ teenagers die at once in a drug overdose. He's like, if that happened in real life, the country would grind to a halt. Of course, this was back in Real America.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (FEQY4)

559 The Spy Who Thinks You NEVER Liked Her Mother

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (4Pkdw)

560 Like Harry Potter being a parable for why the administrative state is antithetical to liberty.

I do think that, originally, when she wrote them, those books were SUPPOSED to be that. Look at her bad guys: a fascist who wants to take absolute control, a reporter who is a lying deceptive piece of manipulative trash, a sweet schoolmarm lady who is actually a sadistic tyrant, a brutal police state of absolute government control, and always opposed by one person who keeps violating the rules and defying them no matter what it costs him.

Rowling changed a LOT over the years since writing the books, largely due to the movie community and vast wealth causing her to hobnob with the glitterati rather than back when she was poor and had to face reality.

And I think it shows in her inability to write anything coherent any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

561 Do the male spies get to have a boys-only weekend for some male Bonding?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (m45I2)

562 The Spy Who'll Just Have a Salad.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (qiqGr)

563 Ghost. She was funny in that.

She won an Oscar for that role.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (dUJdY)

564 Skyrimjob

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

565 In Her Majesty's Safe Space

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (DuZls)

566 545
I think we're well past the point where any movie worth seeing has already been made.



That's why Hollywood has to pander hard to #woke millennials because
any movie worth seeing was made before they were born. They don't know
that they're being spoon fed total dreck and rubbish.



Posted by: kbdabear

Sands of Iwo Jima with an all Wymen cast!!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (LOq4H)

567 On Her Majesty Hillary's Secret Service

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (I2/tG)

568 Could have done without the really cringey part with the teenage figure skater though.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (N4xQB)

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It was clearly a humorous way to turn the tables. Normally Bond's the hunter, now he's the hunted and creeped out by the jailbait.

I generally like Connery best, but that's a good film.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (cfSRQ)

569 And the Japanese game rating system won't let Super Smash Brothers import Mai Shiranui.

Apparently she has too much bounce.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (WRnYo)

570 The one word to be avoided at all costs, says Leiter, was "Ectually." Bond says that this word was not part of his vocabulary.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Ejm1K)

You sound like a Fleming savant.

If you remember in "For Your Eyes Only" the Canadian Mountie tells Bond how to get by as a native with a handful of clipped expressions.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (H8QX8)

571 Thunderbitch

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (pw+jk)

572 http://bit.ly/33ASFwA
*******
White Helmets 'MI-6 Co-Founder' Found Dead In Turkey | Zero Hedge
*******
HMMMM

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (BqBId)

573 Applauseball

(Clapping is unnerving enough)

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (DuZls)

574 The Spy Who Constantly Diets and Eats Off Your Plate

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

575 544 I don't have a problem with women not taking their husband's last name if their husband doesn't care, but it's just stupid and insensitive for someone to say "Don't you mean Ms_____" in answer to their husband's comment about "Good morning, Mrs. Bond"


I think they should do the most "woke" parody ever on this-taking off of "The Spy Who Shagged Me" At least someone might get a laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 05:05 PM (WI7YS)

I actually don't plan to legally change my name if I ever get married, but I will definitely not mind being called Mrs. X at all. I'll probably sign my name that way sometimes too.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (9hauA)

576 Best Moore picture was For Your Eyes Only. When he scales that cliff, that is serious acting.

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yeah, I rewatched that a few years back and was impressed. An actual good story and characters.

One thing though about old Bond movies is try not to be blown away by how cool old pre-invasion Europe was.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (FEQY4)

577 Agreed, plus it gave us a grounded fairly realistic espionage plot after the excesses of Moonraker.



Could have done without the really cringey part with the teenage figure skater though.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (N4xQB)


But it did have a great line where she throws herself at him and he says, Yes well, you put your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (BeuRt)

578 The Spy Who Looks Hot in a Baseball Cap and Pony Tail.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

579 The Spy Who's Really Starting To Annoy Me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)

580 I remember liking those few movies she did, Jumping Jack Flash and, I suppose Sister Act, but there was another I think.


I enjoyed Whoopie as Oda Mae Brown in Ghost.

That is as far as I will go.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (96FM
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I've cried in theaters twice - first was her kids reuniting with her at the end of A Color Purple when I was 18.

Second time was when Jessie's owner drove off after dropping her in a box during Toy Story 2. Damn You Sarah MacCanadian and your sad songs!

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (Xvo1a)

581 Now Bond. Who's next? A Three Stooges movie starring Jo, Carrie, and Carly?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (8tgbz)

582 407 The whole "Bond girl" thing was not in the novels. In the books Bond meets one girl per adventure, and they usually turn out to be rather strong and self-sufficient. He doesn't always bed them either. In one, Moonraker, he loses out entirely.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019


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And in Goldfinger, the second Masterton girl prefers Pussy Galore to any man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (Ejm1K)

583 Out of curiosity, where has the Fleming estate been on all this nonsense? I'm sure Ian would NEVER have allowed this travesty to cross his property.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (SH7Tr)

584 The Spy Who Has a Headache.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (qiqGr)

585 Coldfinger

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

586 The Spy Who Doesn't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl.

Posted by: Weasel at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (MVjcR)

587 I actually don't plan to legally change my name if I ever get married, but I will definitely not mind being called Mrs. X at all. I'll probably sign my name that way sometimes too.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (9hauA)


That will create confusion with your local bank.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

588 The Spy who wrote Juan Epstein's Excuse

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (BqBId)

589 For Her Hands Only

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (qiqGr)

590 570 The one word to be avoided at all costs, says Leiter, was "Ectually." Bond says that this word was not part of his vocabulary.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Ejm1K)

You sound like a Fleming savant.

If you remember in "For Your Eyes Only" the Canadian Mountie tells Bond how to get by as a native with a handful of clipped expressions.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019


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The Bond novels were the first "grownup" books I ever read. Explains a lot of the warp in my personality.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (Ejm1K)

591 A Douche to a Kill

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

592 The one word to be avoided at all costs, says Leiter, was "Ectually." Bond says that this word was not part of his vocabulary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Ejm1K)



You sound like a Fleming savant.



If you remember in "For Your Eyes Only" the Canadian Mountie tells
Bond how to get by as a native with a handful of clipped expressions.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (H8QX


I think there was one book where Bond knew the girl was English because she said her tire had a puncture not flat.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (BeuRt)

593 The Spy Who Sued Over Gender Discrimination

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (I2/tG)

594
Sands of Iwo Jima with an all Wymen cast!!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (LOq4H)

Someone keeps talking about remaking Lord of the Flies with an all-female cast. The problem, of course, is that all just stay on the beach around 2 or 3 campfires, saying Mean Things about each other, until they all starve to death.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (Kpl3J)

595 553 ---
Best Moore picture was For Your Eyes Only. When he scales that cliff, that is serious acting.

Also the scene where he literally kicks the guy's car off the cliff. Brutal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 05:03 PM (cfSRQ)
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Agreed, plus it gave us a grounded fairly realistic espionage plot after the excesses of Moonraker.

Could have done without the really cringey part with the teenage figure skater though.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 05:06 PM (N4xQB)


When they turned the camp down a notch on the Moore movies, they were excellent. Otherwise they were too silly.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 11, 2019 05:10 PM (ijEPD)

596 The Spy Who Really Does Need 7,000 Pairs of Shoes.

Posted by: Weasel at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (MVjcR)

597 I actually don't plan to legally change my name if I ever get married, but I will definitely not mind being called Mrs. X at all. I'll probably sign my name that way sometimes too.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (9hauA)

That will create confusion with your local bank.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

I broke my right wrist and the bank had no problems cashing checks appearing to be written by a drunken 4 year old.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (FTPn0)

598 But of course, there will still be guns.

but only the STATE will be able to use them, of course.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (NgKpN)

599 The people who made this movie, did they promise someone, anyone, that it will make money?

Posted by: Richard at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (huaUe)

600 The Spy Who Always Fiddles With The Temperature Controls in the Aston Martin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

601 Hero dealing with the aftermath?

Rising of the Shield Hero has the Shield Hero fixing the problems the other three heroes created.

One hero killed a dragon and thinking he had vanquished the monster left. BUT! The dragon corpse started to rot and cause a plague before turning into an undead dragon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (WRnYo)

602 NOOD alert

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (Izzlo)

603 Loved Endgame, too.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself


Well you couldn't be perfect I guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

604 The Spy Who Nagged Me
Posted by: Jane D'oh


My Mother-in-Law the Spy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (s2OJe)

605 The Spy Who Has A License To Kill - If You Don't Use Her Preferred Personal Pronouns

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (I2/tG)

606 The Spy With The Big Butt

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

607 I broke my right wrist and the bank had no problems cashing checks appearing to be written by a drunken 4 year old.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 05:11 PM (FTPn0)


I changed my signature to more of an autograph for reasons I won't go into here, but my bank called me up and said "we've noticed a change in your signature and need to confirm it was on purpose."

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

608 gonna watch for your eyes only now

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (G546f)

609 Jesus. Is every studio determined to wreck every franchise ever?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

610 532
You also had Stefanie Powers as the Girl from UNCLE.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019


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The producers at the time didn't know how to do something as neat as Emma Peel, so April Dancer wound up being kind of wimpy and uninteresting. It didn't help that the show's writing made Batman seem clever.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (Ejm1K)

611 Someone keeps talking about remaking Lord of the
Flies with an all-female cast. The problem, of course, is that all
just stay on the beach around 2 or 3 campfires, saying Mean Things about
each other, until they all starve to death.

Posted by: Tom Servo


It would be interesting to see how they'd deal with all the toxic boy stuff from the book.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (LOq4H)

612 I actually don't plan to legally change my name if I ever get married, but I will definitely not mind being called Mrs. X at all. I'll probably sign my name that way sometimes too.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 05:08 PM (9hauA)

That will create confusion with your local bank.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Haha. I will sign my legal name on official documents.

I would say I don't want to change it because of an established career at a non-spring chicken age, blah blah, but the truth is, I never planned to (my mom didn't) and I really don't see why I have to. But I appreciate that I am in a minority about this.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (9hauA)

613 Poonraper.

I'm starting to think I have the wrong idea here......

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

614 575 -- I couldn't wait to ditch my maiden name -- big, clunky, unpronouceable Bohunk. But even after nearly fifty years of marriage, I still look around for my MIL every time someone calls me Mrs. Sabin.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (8tgbz)

615 Jesus. Is every studio determined to wreck every franchise ever?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)


Its the woke thing to do. How else are they going to indoctrinate society?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

616 The Spy Who Couldn't Parallel Park

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:15 PM (YqDXo)

617 Tire? Oh you mean a tyre

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 05:15 PM (WRnYo)

618 gonna watch for your eyes only now

Great flick, there are a few little stupid bits in it like unnecessary sound effects, but its overall Moore's best and probably what he thought he was signing on to when he became Bond. Rather than... well, most of his other bond movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

619 That's why Hollywood has to pander hard to #woke millennials because
any movie worth seeing was made before they were born. They don't know
that they're being spoon fed total dreck and rubbish.



Posted by: kbdabear

Sands of Iwo Jima with an all Wymen cast!!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:07 PM (LOq4H)

Midway was good.

Funded by the Chinese as an anti Japanese movie, but was true to history.

And the cast actually surprised me with playing it straight. First movie I've seen that I actually LIKED Woody Harrelson.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (NgKpN)

620 A source said: 'The phrase 'Bond girl' was outlawed from the set. The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent.
_______

I read that to my wife. She said "I bet they all have hairy armpits, too."

You know, strong and brave - and deadly - women can work. They did in the 60s. Remember Ursula? Or Emma Peel?

All they are doing today is make female characters no man would want.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (ZbwAu)

621 The Spy Who Complains That You Won't Share Your Feelings but When She Sulks and You Ask Her What's Wrong She Says She'll Be Fine

Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (qAR6u)

622 608 gonna watch for your eyes only now
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 05:13 PM (G546f)


That was remade into "My Eyes Are Up Here."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (YqDXo)

623 -
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Coldfinger



Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 05:09 PM

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Whose head henchperson's name is Female-Penis Galore.

Posted by: Irright at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (pMGkg)

624 The "amazing strong woman" thing is annoying to me because first there has to be created a fiction where it's actually a daring and powerful thing to do.

600+ posts about Emma Peel and Sarah Conner later...

I love impossible kick-ass female characters. I DON'T love the fiction and self congratulations for bucking some sort of oppressive force in order to do it.

So stupid.

Posted by: Synova at November 11, 2019 05:16 PM (BD/yx)

625 The Spy Who Is Retaining Water Like a Bandit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

626 Got nothing last Bond movie I saw had Kim Bassinger as the bond girl and Sean Connery as geriatric Bond.

Posted by: Big V at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (B06Zw)

627
So they borrowed a lot of vagina from Austin Powers,hmm past it's best dry date.
Ransom $100 DOLLARS.

Posted by: saf at November 11, 2019 05:17 PM (5IHGB)

628
The Spy Who's Dress Makes Her Butt Look Too Big




Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (kauXV)

629 "The Spy Who Just Can't Even", is praiseworthy. Well done.


Of course, consider the source.

Posted by: nip at November 11, 2019 05:18 PM (Izot6)

630 I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Current Dr Who at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (y87jW)

631 I think there was one book where Bond knew the girl was English because she said her tire had a puncture not flat.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019


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Sounds like Goldfinger again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Ejm1K)

632 Some hack script writer is gonna steal about 2/3 of these ideas.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (LOq4H)

633 It doesn't change my life in the slightest not to watch the Woke rape of fun childhood memories like James Bond movies, which my older brother and me thought were the coolest thing ever growing up. So I won't.

Posted by: troyriser at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (E2EAq)

634
The Spy Who's Fine Really Everything Is Just Fine No Really There's No Problem At All I 'm Fine Just Fine


Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 05:21 PM (kauXV)

635 Sounds like Goldfinger again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Spy who loved me. It's how the chick knew Bond was a Brit.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019 05:22 PM (LOq4H)

636 the dumbest Bond moment was the red wine/white wine thing in From Russia With Love.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (FEQY4)

637 635 Sounds like Goldfinger again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Spy who loved me. It's how the chick knew Bond was a Brit.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 11, 2019


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Oh, right -- Bond said it, not the girl. The second Masterton girl in GF didn't have a flat; he deliberately crunched her car to keep her from following him and Goldfinger.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 11, 2019 05:24 PM (Ejm1K)

638 The Spy Who Puts Down The Toilet Seat

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 05:31 PM (wo3c/)

639
Rumors of a Bond script featuring the struggle to release a crucial dossier compiled by British Intelligence that reveals a crass populist American President was filmed ordering hookers to piss on a hotel bed in Moscow, and is being blackmailed over it by Russian Intelligence. Some subplot about Russians changing the outcome of the election with hundreds of dollars in Facebook ads.

And another one about a plot to destroy life as we know it by tricking the British public into voting to leave the EU.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2019 05:45 PM (r2EMi)

640
Bond is not a hero anymore. He's a globalist commie shitweasel.

*flush*

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2019 05:47 PM (r2EMi)

641 [Reads plot synopsis] Secret agent?! On whose side???

Posted by: JW Pepper at November 11, 2019 06:14 PM (q1Pj5)

642 Kinda makes sense why Daniel Craig originally done with this shit awhile back.

Posted by: Portnoy at November 11, 2019 06:16 PM (NZbhV)

643 Why does Hollywood forget that the reason people go to films is to ESCAPE their dull humdrum ordinary life?

If we wanted banal scenes of stupidity and boredom all we have to do is pay attention to our own life. We don't have to go to the movies for it.

I have no interest in movies anymore. I only see stuff about them here. And I've pretty much stopped buying books for the same reason. All my favorite authors are either dead or putting out stuff to keep from being sued by a Tumblrina somewhere.

Libraries have stopped putting Science fiction in a separate section because there isn't enough of it anymore that can be actually classified as Science Fiction. Ain't that a bitch!

I'm coming around to Michelle Obama's view except I don't hate my country, I hate the people in it.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 11, 2019 06:21 PM (cxIsI)

644 stop stealing other peoples shit. be creative, original. this stealing of other movies domain just reminds everyone of how much of the movie goers shit is being stolen by the "woke" of the world.

Posted by: politics uber alles at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (0hOKG)

645 Never liked Craig as Bond, he plays the role like a stupid thug and doesn't seem like he is having any fun, unlike every other Bond. Timothy Dalton was a far better Bond then Daniel Craig has been.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (cGlgB)

646 "a deadly algae which threatens to kill the world's libs..."
That, I might watch.

Posted by: socalcon at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Roy2Z)

Surprise! The Same Media That Spent a Week Lecturing People That It Was a Crime to Criticize LTC Vindman Now Flip-Flop and Start Attacking LTC Hickman, For Having The Audacity to Criticize Vindman

It's okay to attack gauche, deplorable veterans.

The New York Times on Thursday covered U.S. Army Lt. Col. Jim Hickman's explosive allegations against Democrat "star witness" Lt. Col. Alexander S. Vindman by casting aspersions on Hickman’s character.

Last week, Hickman divulged on Twitter that Vindman "really talked up" President Barack Obama and ridiculed America and Americans in front of Russian military officers when Hickman worked with him in Grafenwoher, Germany in 2013.

Hickman said that he "verbally reprimanded" then-Major Vindman after he heard some of his derisive remarks for himself. "Do not let the uniform fool you," Hickman wrote. "He is a political activist in uniform."

The Times characterized Hickman’s account as "unsubstantiated," even though it was backed up by his boss at the time. And on Friday, a second individual who witnessed the incident, provided American Greatness with a statement saying Vindman "was uncomfortably supportive of Obama" and "almost self-hating of white Americans."

While Vindman is frequently described in the media as a patriot and a Purple Heart recipient, Hickman was described by Times reporters Mike McIntire and Nicholas Confessore as a "Florida man" and "fan of QAnon" in the story’s fourth paragraph.

Happy Veterans Day from the New York Times.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:12 PM




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Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 03:12 PM (8D42x)

2 st

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 11, 2019 03:12 PM (MIvvh)

3 and screw the media with an orbital strike

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 03:13 PM (8D42x)

4 Not exactly surprising.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2019 03:13 PM (ycWCI)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:13 PM (q80AH)

6 11

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 03:14 PM (G546f)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

8 ENEMY. Of. The. People.

Period.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Dang it.



Anybody else getting the idea that the MSM is flailing about? With Russia! Times Three! they had a set narrative pattern, but this one they just sit and contradict themselves, issuing orders and then counter-orders as fast as they can. It's completely chaotic, and do you know whom chaos benefits?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 11, 2019 03:15 PM (MIvvh)

10 Thou must NEVER insult the Half Chocolate Jesus.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:15 PM (qMLbi)

11 corgis alerted.

migration immanent.

i really can't say what i want about the nytimes because i don't want banned...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 03:15 PM (8D42x)

12 POS NY slimes

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:15 PM (6XlcD)

13 All Lt. are equal, some are more equal than others. - NYT Pigs

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 03:15 PM (r+sAi)

14 gauche

or guac (omole)

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 11, 2019 03:15 PM (G546f)

15 You know how the left tries to cite Christianity sometimes like, "Jesus would love all the gay immigrants!"

Obviously those statements aren't sincere, but are Alinsky tactics of trying to shame conservatives with something they like.

It's the same exact thing when they praise military service of people like Vindman and Manning.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 03:16 PM (N4xQB)

16
Vindman "was uncomfortably supportive of Obama" and "almost self-hating of white Americans."

That's the kind of "hero" the NYT is looking for!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 03:16 PM (aKsyK)

17 At least the media knows what time it is.

Hot Air and the other fake conservatives will still be drawing up plans to spend their $98 in sweet, sweet VIP money when the Left shutters their limp site.

Posted by: MJ at November 11, 2019 03:16 PM (gAMkn)

18 hypocrisy raised to an art form.

Posted by: henry at November 11, 2019 03:16 PM (JMDly)

19 Vindman was actively going against the sitting President.... Sounds like treason to me

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:16 PM (6XlcD)

20 Criticizing "star witness" Lt. Col. Alexander S. Vindman is much worse than criticizing war hero John Kerry (who served in VietNam!).

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (uU9ws)

21 10 Thou must NEVER insult the Half Chocolate Jesus.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:15 PM (qMLbi)

...

Can we wear masks of his image at rodeos?

Just wondering.

Maybe a giant inflatable balloon of him in diapers?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (lJtAs)

22 The propaganda press is full-on coup.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (NVYyb)

23 Left my 'Surprised Face' in my other pants.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (88+cf)

24 So where is this supposed IG report?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (6XlcD)

25 The NYT loves vets almost as much as Jake Tapper, who loves veterans almost sexually.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

26 Probably the best thing to happen in the last 12 years or so is that the motives and allegiances of the MSM have been laid bare.

Anyone with eyes to see, or ears to hear, now knows that they are partisan hypocrites.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 03:18 PM (xptlg)

27
In the last poat, Ace should've referenced that scene in Hunt For Red October when that guy sighed and said "Andrei, you've lost another sub?"

Omar, you've sent another hateful anti-Jew tweet?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 03:18 PM (aRPuE)

28 Last week, Hickman divulged on Twitter that Vindman "really talked up" President Barack Obama and ridiculed America and Americans in front of Russian military officers when Hickman worked with him in Grafenwoher, Germany in 2013.

...

Where do we find such men?

Posted by: Obama at November 11, 2019 03:19 PM (lJtAs)

29 O/T. carry over from last thread.


Bernie Sanders: Fighting anti-Semitism 'is very personal'

Um Yeah, that's why you campaign with AOC and accepted the Omar and Talib's endorsement.

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 03:19 PM (G0vdT)

30 1. Thou Shalt Not Kill
2. Thou Shalt Not Steal
3. Thou Shalt Not Think Epstein Killed Himself

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

31 the times, vindman, thyself will keep fucking you. enjoy the boner.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 03:19 PM (KP5rU)

32 17 At least the media knows what time it is.


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Does anybody really care?

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 03:20 PM (Izzlo)

33 I just came across an old debate between some New York Magazine critic that hated Star Wars, and Siskel and Ebert, who were defending it.

Listening to both sides reminded me that we used to often have debates that weren't strictly centered around the merits of "social justice", "critical theory" and "oppression". In fact, MOST debates weren't. They were just differing perspectives, being expressed by different human beings, with different minds.

Intellectual debates, though largely masturbatory, do teach us something if we listen to them. Debates with commies, OTOH, never lead anywhere because in the end the commie still wants communism, and everyone else still knows that communism is fucking stupid. It's like arguing with The Borg. The Borg will always be the Borg and any argument with them is futile. They simply have to be destroyed.

It's amazing when you consider exactly how much these idiots have actually wrecked in their Long March through society. They even fucked up arguing.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 03:20 PM (uEbPt)

34
Does this not remind everyone about how Fake News and the Democrats told us that all those Navy guys who supported Kerry were good and all those Navy guys who disputed Kerry's lies were dishonorable "swift-boaters?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 03:20 PM (aRPuE)

35 24 So where is this supposed IG report?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (6XlcD)
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As all ways, #twoweeks

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 03:20 PM (G0vdT)

36
The exclamation point makes it a REAL SURPRISE!

And I know how to deliver a surprise!


So does our candidate.

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 11, 2019 03:20 PM (sy5kK)

37 18 hypocrisy raised to an art form.
Posted by: henry at November 11, 2019 03:16 PM (JMDly)

...

I may need bigger text.

No lie I read that "ant farm" first time.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 03:20 PM (lJtAs)

38 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (1XAal)

39 You can walk up to 1000 people in the street and ask if they know who either Vindman or Hickman are, and 1000 of them will say they have no clue who you are talking about.

Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (h4eZh)

40 If I was a Republican on the Intel Committee the first question I would ask Vindman is how well he knows Eric Ciaramella.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (ZLI7S)

41 Odds on Vindman nibbling on a gun barrel?

The twin brother throws the math off. Show your work.

Posted by: nip at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (Izot6)

42

I'll bet LTC Hickman wears black socks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

43 Who you gonna believe, a Ukrainian, or a guy born in America?

Wait, I forgot that I wasn't speaking to a group of America haters. Never mind.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (FJYfm)

44 The NYT: Brain-damaging caged birds daily.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

45 Celebrating Veterans Day as only the media can.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (MKLBv)

46 What a surprise!

- Nobody, ever.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (77WPm)

47 Neither a Vindman nor a Hickman be.

Posted by: Old Ben Sayings at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (q1Pj5)

48 Ok OT but on target.

https://youtu.be/UiIIiD3-xDc

Go to 2:05

(Epstein call out) LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (Y4EXg)

49
Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing was beside himself over Vindman's apparent immunity from the UCMJ over his gross act of insubordination. The grim, resigned answer is that the Pentagon is full of Obama's like-minded lefties now. Has anyone asked Mark Milley or Mark Esper why Vindman is getting away with this shyt?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (13CQC)

50 LOL get fucked you Ukrainian yutz

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (KNsKs)

51 Crap I hate getting willowed on a semi long posting.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (Q5ALd)

52 Man, it's almost like there are actually no rules/norms regarding anything whatsoever and every assertion of such is just about the "Elites" exerting social/political power on opponents with no expectation these fleetingly established rules/norms will be the subject reciprocal enforcement when it's not beneficial to the "Elites."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (hdzef)

53 Love how Vindman shows up in his shiny uniform

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (6XlcD)

54 The fact they referred to LTC Hickman as "Florida man" infuriated me. It was in the first couple of sentences w his rank relegated to the end of the article.

Posted by: Ever at November 11, 2019 03:23 PM (ZZDMQ)

55 I thought I was a generous, compassionate, loving person until I met LtC. Vindman. That's when I realized I'm no better than a fuckin' Hickman.

Posted by: Mother Teresa at November 11, 2019 03:23 PM (sWM8x)

56 40 If I was a Republican on the Intel Committee the first question I would ask Vindman is how well he knows Eric Ciaramella.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (ZLI7S)
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Schiff: "DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION VINDMAN!"

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 03:23 PM (G0vdT)

57 >>Schiff: "DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION VINDMAN!"

And then I would ask him again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:23 PM (ZLI7S)

58 Last week, Hickman divulged on Twitter that Vindman "really talked up"
President Barack Obama and ridiculed America and Americans in front of
Russian military officers when Hickman worked with him in Grafenwoher,
Germany in 2013


Pretty easy to understand how this hack got such choice assignments during the reign of the milk-chocolate messiah, isn't it.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 03:23 PM (77WPm)

59 It's almost as if Obama was the be-all and end-all of American Presidents.

I'm surprised he wasn't appointed President for Life...

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:24 PM (CqE5x)

60 53
Love how Vindman shows up in his shiny uniform

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:22 PM (6XlcD)Should he have? Working for the NSC?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 11, 2019 03:24 PM (N39Ws)

61
So where is this supposed IG report?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (6XlcD)
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As all ways, #twoweeks
Posted by: WisRich

========

I think John Solomon's latest estimate is maybe before Thanksgiving.
(laughs, throws crumpled kleenex at monitor)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 03:24 PM (13CQC)

62 Does this not remind everyone about how Fake News and the Democrats told us that all those Navy guys who supported Kerry were good and all those Navy guys who disputed Kerry's lies were dishonorable "swift-boaters?"

I've already seen LTC Hickman called a "swift-boater" repeatedly on Twitter.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

63
No honor. None at all.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 11, 2019 03:25 PM (X3ewZ)

64 19 Vindman was actively going against the sitting President.... Sounds like treason to me
Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:16 PM (6XlcD)

He showed up to the Schiff clown show wearing a military uniform, and trashed and lied about the Commander in Chief.

How is he NOT in jail right now?

seriously.


Lawlessness grows exponentially when those in responsible positions are allowed to break the law, too.

It is a signal to the population that anything goes, and you probably won't get shut down if you break the law.

That's the road to anarchy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 03:25 PM (sy5kK)

65
Crap I hate getting willowed on a semi long posting.
Posted by: Easy Andy

========

Murphy's Law is alive and well at AoS.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 03:25 PM (13CQC)

66 So where is this supposed IG report?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (6XlcD)


Translation from the original cuneiform is a tricky process, you know.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 03:25 PM (77WPm)

67 vindman is a fucking parade float. typical democrat party favor. fat fuck will choke on some knock off caviar soon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 03:25 PM (KP5rU)

68 Does anybody really care?
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Yep. Because it very clearly shows us when conservative media doesn't know what time it is.

This is helpful.

Posted by: MJ at November 11, 2019 03:26 PM (gAMkn)

69 The NYT: Brain-damaging caged birds daily.

I would never subject my birds to the NYT.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 03:26 PM (ZGrMX)

70
The NYT: Brain-damaging caged birds daily.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I know why the caged bird pukes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 03:26 PM (aKsyK)

71 69 The NYT: Brain-damaging caged birds daily.

I would never subject my birds to the NYT.

There's a law against animal cruelty

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:26 PM (6XlcD)

72 >> Left my 'Surprised Face' in my other pants.


I think he means Otter Pants.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:26 PM (qMLbi)

73

What does Bill Crystal think of all this?

Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:27 PM (1XAal)

74 So basically we have Vindman transferring information to Ciaramella which for him I believe is a crime. He should face a military court.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 03:27 PM (r+sAi)

75 Murphy's Law is alive and well at AoS.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 03:25 PM (13CQC)

Murphy was an optimist...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 03:27 PM (8D42x)

76 What does Bill Crystal think of all this?

Vindman is his new hero

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:27 PM (6XlcD)

77 73

What does Bill Crystal think of all this?
Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:27 PM (1XAal)

He was great in City Slickers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ycWCI)

78 Vindman is no Andrew Dice Clay 'Vinman'

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 03:28 PM (q1Pj5)

79 Maybe I missed it but who is Vindman's superior officer and why isn't he stationed on some arctic ice flow fucking a seal to keep warm for not arresting Vindman?

Posted by: Beartooth at November 11, 2019 03:28 PM (+b5CW)

80 "He should face a military court."

There are a lot of things that should happen, but won't.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 11, 2019 03:28 PM (w7KSn)

81
I've already seen LTC Hickman called a "swift-boater" repeatedly on Twitter.
Posted by: Ian S.


"Swift boater" = "Truth Teller"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 03:28 PM (aKsyK)

82
What does Bill Crystal think of all this?
Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:27 PM (1XAal)


PHIL RIZUTO TO THE MONEY STORE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

83 32 17 At least the media knows what time it is.


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Does anybody really care?
Posted by: josephistan

If so, I can imagine why...

Posted by: Tinker at November 11, 2019 03:30 PM (z1DPh)

84 Just a quick note for everyone who seems to reflexively think that when things go pear-shaped "The Military" is going to be on "our side"...

... there are plenty of "Vindman"s in "The Military" these days.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 03:30 PM (77WPm)

85 Since 2010, 1.7 people per hour are moving to Idaho

LA Times has a story how Boise people hate Californians

Ha, ha

Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:30 PM (1XAal)

86 The conservative movement really needs to reassess this unquestioning respect to the military and intelligence agencies.

I know they were "our peeps" during the Cold War, but this has flipped to the point where you basically have the same people that work for the DMV, except they have unimaginable power.

Maybe small government across the board really is the answer.

Posted by: Blago at November 11, 2019 03:30 PM (sjTfF)

87 I was watching another WW 2 doc series on Nazi Death Squads . I thought I have seen pretty much all the video from WW 2 but I had not seen these disturbing films of Ukrainian and Lithuanian citizen mobs beating Jews and others to death while the Nazi SS looked on.



Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 03:30 PM (Q5ALd)

88 I've already seen LTC Hickman called a "swift-boater" repeatedly on Twitter.
Posted by: Ian S.

"Swift boater" = "Truth Teller"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 03:28 PM (aKsyK)

The other thing is like this thing, and we got some traction with the other thing, so let's call this thing that thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2019 03:31 PM (ycWCI)

89 A little O/T thank you veterans, and thank you PFC K.F. z"l my dad who served with MAAG-ARVN in Saigon and Long Binh province1963-64.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2019 03:31 PM (1BRkj)

90 Next you'll tell me that swarthy muslim men don't carry around copies of The Constitution in their pocket!

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 03:31 PM (uEbPt)

91 The media is public enemy #1

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 11, 2019 03:31 PM (yhf6w)

92

If the MFM didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any standards at all

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 03:32 PM (pY4Aj)

93 Double standards is the rule for the left. Always and forever.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 03:32 PM (0OmEj)

94 85 Since 2010, 1.7 people per hour are moving to Idaho

LA Times has a story how Boise people hate Californians

Ha, ha
Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:30 PM (1XAal)

=========

"Excuse me, but you just moved here from California?"

"Why, yes we did!"

"Can you please explain why you chose to move?"

"Well, it just got too expensive, you know?"

"Could you please tell me if you support rent control?"

"Of course!"

"Okay, we're gonna need to to go back to California."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:32 PM (q80AH)

95 The rumored IG report will be released on Friday evening, the week after the 2020 election.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 03:32 PM (JwHjN)

96 Meh, fuck them both. A couple O-5s with egos in a pissing contest doesn't move me either way.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2019 03:32 PM (wCmLp)

97 "He showed up to the Schiff clown show wearing a military uniform, and trashed and lied about the Commander in Chief.



How is he NOT in jail right now?"



My wild-ass-guess is that this would be another "Trump is obstructing justice by tampering with witnesses! Impeach!" claim if any process started on Vindeman. My not-so-wild-ass-guess is that Trump is all about being careful *not* to give them any ammunition.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 11, 2019 03:32 PM (MIvvh)

98 I think Vindman harmed their narrative, more than helped. Most LIV saw a fat, pasty-faced, over-dressed creep that looked more Russian military than American. I just don't think he evokes likability or trust.

Posted by: Ever at November 11, 2019 03:32 PM (ZZDMQ)

99 >>Since 2010, 1.7 people per hour are moving to Idaho

>>LA Times has a story how Boise people hate Californians


Like fucking Locusts they are.


Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:33 PM (qMLbi)

100 Being a liberal means never having to square your circles.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (YslsA)

101 Dumb cunts

Posted by: Sandor Clegane at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (6MoD2)

102 Does anybody really care?
Posted by: josephistan

If so, I can imagine why...
Posted by: Tinker

Crap. Can't, not can.

Posted by: Tinker at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (z1DPh)

103 I've already seen LTC Hickman called a "swift-boater" repeatedly on Twitter.

They use that as if its an insult. Its puzzling to me, that was the first really big divide I remember in America. Half of the country saw the Swift Boaters as patriots and heroes, the others considered it a sick burn to call someone that. It was like people speaking different languages about the topic, two trains on parallel tracks. Never meeting up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

104 There are a lot of things that should happen, but won't.

Truth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (r+sAi)

105 >>> It's the same exact thing when they praise military service of people like Vindman and Manning.

And they are shocked when us rubes see through it.

Posted by: fluffy at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (dCRRg)

106 >>Since 2010, 1.7 people per hour are moving to Idaho


And they will immediately start voting to turn Idaho into the shithole they fled.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (77WPm)

107 When the Schiff-show committee goes public, the Repubs should try once again to establish the basic American rights of calling any witness, the right to use lawyers, etc.

When Schiff shuts them down, and he will, the Republicans should stand up, call BS on the entire process, and then walk out en-masse and let the Schiff-show clown itself to death.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (sy5kK)

108 I was for Ukrainian independence as a general proposition, but if it means the GOP is supposed to sit back let them meddle in the 2016 in favor of the Dems then do NOTHING about it on pain of impeachment ... maybe it's not worth it.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 11, 2019 03:35 PM (hdzef)

109 My question below was willowed.

Does anyone know what Crash McCain's widow was doing in Ukraine earlier this year?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

110 Vindman is getting sent back to DoD, a lot on the NSC are being sent back to who they belong to because they are down sizing

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 11, 2019 03:35 PM (4y8IQ)

111 So this is an on record statement from a named person who heard the comments directly.

I can see why that angers and confuses the NYT.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

112 OT- Pray for my Brother in law. He has had MS for most of his life. He's in the hospital today unresponsive. I think it's the end for him. Neuro disease is an awful thing.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (0OmEj)

113 109 My question below was willowed.

Does anyone know what Crash McCain's widow was doing in Ukraine earlier this year?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

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If her husband's actions were any predictor, selling illegally obtained weapons of war to child soldier Marxists who hate us more than they hate our supposed mutual enemy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (q80AH)

114 Does anyone know what Crash McCain's widow was doing in Ukraine earlier this year?


Posted by: Jane D'oh

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I'd wager that one of the checks to her husband bounced.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (YslsA)

115 Does anyone know what Crash McCain's widow was doing in Ukraine earlier this year?
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Scouting memorial service sites?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (sWM8x)

116 Does anyone know what Crash McCain's widow was doing in Ukraine earlier this year?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

Collection time.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 03:37 PM (77WPm)

117 I can see why that angers and confuses the NYT.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

A named source, willing to be quoted. Unpossible, they say.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 11, 2019 03:37 PM (MIvvh)

118
How is he NOT in jail right now?"



My wild-ass-guess is that this would be another "Trump is obstructing justice by tampering with witnesses! Impeach!" claim if any process started on Vindeman. My not-so-wild-ass-guess is that Trump is all about being careful *not* to give them any ammunition.

Posted by: Mikey NTH

=======

The bastard is (by his own admission) guilty of insubordination and trying to subvert the CiC's foreign policy. At what point is not giving the other guy ammo tantamount to just turning it on yourself?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 03:37 PM (13CQC)

119 117 I can see why that angers and confuses the NYT.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

A named source, willing to be quoted. Unpossible, they say.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 11, 2019 03:37 PM (MIvvh)

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"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!"
-J-school graduate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:37 PM (q80AH)

120 Mohamed something Mohamed was arrested in Fargo for calling 911 50+ times per week for no apparent reason ....

Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:37 PM (1XAal)

121 OT- Pray for my Brother in law. He has had MS for most of his life. He's in the hospital today unresponsive. I think it's the end for him. Neuro disease is an awful thing.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (0OmEj)


That sucks royally. Sorry, man.

Prayers.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

122 The Left's principles are *ALWAYS* selective.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

123 >>If her husband's actions were any predictor, selling illegally obtained weapons of war to child soldier Marxists who hate us more than they hate our supposed mutual enemy.



Like. A. Maverick.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (qMLbi)

124 The media is public enemy #1
Posted by: Tentotwo at November 11, 2019 03:31 PM (yhf6w)

Yup....Our freedom of speech is freedom or death
We got to fight the powers that be
Lemme hear you say
Fight the power.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (Z+IKu)

125 "Does anyone know what Crash McCain's widow was doing in Ukraine earlier this year?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC) "


I'm gonna guess that she was trying to collect the unpaid balance.
Or maybe "cash in the life insurance".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (JwHjN)

126 OT- Pray for my Brother in law. He has had MS for most of his life. He's in the hospital today unresponsive. I think it's the end for him. Neuro disease is an awful thing.
Posted by: USNtakim

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Oh no! Prayers of course for him and all his family.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (Y4EXg)

127 Like fucking Locusts they are.

.....

Your heater stopped working? That's terrible.

When can we get out to fix it for you? Lemme see here.....say, while I've got you in the phone, is Trump your President? No?

Looks like the earliest time we can get someone there is in early May. Will that work for you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (iIUKh)

128
20 Criticizing "star witness" Lt. Col. Alexander S. Vindman is much worse than criticizing war hero John Kerry (who served in VietNam!).
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (uU9ws)

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John Kerry was honorably wounded in battle by a fragment from a grenade he fired down into the Mekong River. He engaged the fetid waters danger-close. That grenade killed thousands of germs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (iT5FI)

129 OT- Pray for my Brother in law. He has had MS for
most of his life. He's in the hospital today unresponsive. I think it's
the end for him. Neuro disease is an awful thing.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (0OmEj)


I'm so sorry. MS is terrible. I have an older, female cousin who has suffered from it her entire adult life. She lost her big sister to it, too.


Prayers for your BiL and for you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

130 I can see why that angers and confuses the NYT.

"We prefer our information second or third hand, based on rumors"
--NYT editors

Mohamed something Mohamed was arrested in Fargo for calling 911 50+ times per week for no apparent reason

Couldn't possibly be logging response time and patterns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

131 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers up.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:39 PM (mf5HN)

132 I know it's gauche and unfashionable to not give a F about Vindman's "credibility", because it's irrelevant, but would be nice if at least one GOP or WH response would have something to do with logic an common sense.


Don't matter if there was a quid pro quo, or not - entirely normal way of doing business, in all of life and at all levels of biz and guvamint. Article II powers and Foreign Assistance Act give prez all the discretion he used here, and much more.


There is no immunity from investigation for gross/obvious corruption and conflict of interest for officials who happen to be political candidates.


Ukraine's corruption was/is pervasive, and the cast of characters involved in political sabotage against an American political figure has overlap, possible a lot of overlap, with the myriad other areas of corruption of concern to our side.


Vindman's opinion was illiterate, and uninteresting, and reflects an appalling lack of understanding of our laws and the real world.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (QDnY+)

133 >>Does anyone know what Crash McCain's widow was doing in Ukraine earlier this year?

She was an official election overseer of the most recent Ukrainian elections.

Because of course she was.

There was nobody more involved in the corruption in Ukraine that John McCain.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (ZLI7S)

134 99 >>Since 2010, 1.7 people per hour are moving to Idaho

>>LA Times has a story how Boise people hate Californians


Like fucking Locusts they are.


Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:33 PM (qMLbi)

Nods

Posted by: Texas at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (lJtAs)

135 You guys can thank me for my service any time, now.

Posted by: Beau Bergdahl at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

136 Oliver North could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Pouncer at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (L/ssi)

137 The one swift boat revelation that has been scrubbed from the intertubes is Kerry's participation in a vote to assassinate a sitting US Senator. Actually I don't think it was a swift boater but rather a fellow VVAW member who was there.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (Q5ALd)

138 USNtakim, a prayer for complete and immediate healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2019 03:41 PM (1BRkj)

139 She was an official election overseer of the most recent Ukrainian elections.

Because of course she was.
============

Yeah, who's more suited to oversee elections than a booze heiress. The qualifications and credentials are just overwhelming!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 11, 2019 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

140 Don't matter if there was a quid pro quo, or not - entirely normal way of doing business, in all of life and at all levels of biz and guvamint. Article II powers and Foreign Assistance Act give prez all the discretion he used here, and much more.

Yeah that's what puzzles and frustrates me. Even if he DID hold something over the Ukraine president's head (which that man says never happened), it wouldn't be illegal or immoral. Just... business as usual. Standard negotiating technique. How on earth is that impeachable??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

141 140 Don't matter if there was a quid pro quo, or not - entirely normal way of doing business, in all of life and at all levels of biz and guvamint. Article II powers and Foreign Assistance Act give prez all the discretion he used here, and much more.

Yeah that's what puzzles and frustrates me. Even if he DID hold something over the Ukraine president's head (which that man says never happened), it wouldn't be illegal or immoral. Just... business as usual. Standard negotiating technique. How on earth is that impeachable??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

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Undoing the unsanctioned work of the deep state is unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

142 >>Don't matter if there was a quid pro quo, or not - entirely normal way of doing business


Everytime you go to McDonald's.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:42 PM (qMLbi)

143 Every single time I see Vindman, I read it as Venkman. And then I get a Ghostbusters theme music earworm.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

144 You guys can thank me for my service any time, now.
Posted by: Beau Bergdahl at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)


With a 5.56 NATO from distance.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

145 125 "Does anyone know what Crash McCain's widow was doing in Ukraine earlier this year?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC) "


I'm gonna guess that she was trying to collect the unpaid balance.
Or maybe "cash in the life insurance".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 03:38 PM (JwHjN)
-----------

Ukraine: "You said $2 mil"

Darth Cindy:"I'm altering the rate. Pray I don't alter if further"


Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

146 OT- Pray for my Brother in law. He has had MS for
most of his life. He's in the hospital today unresponsive. I think it's
the end for him. Neuro disease is an awful thing.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers for him and family.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (q1Pj5)

147 143 Every single time I see Vindman, I read it as Venkman. And then I get a Ghostbusters theme music earworm.

Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

=========

Bill Murray has agreed to be in the new Ghostbusters...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (q80AH)

148 Do you know who else is a close associate of Eric Ciaramella?

Former John McCain aide, McCain Institute employee and Russia dossier deliverer David Kramer.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)

149 i really can't say what i want about the nytimes because i don't want banned...

trust me, i've got a phd in doubletalk...
try "personal kinetic intervention"
somewhere between 9mm and MLRS.
and very very personal.

just waiting on a NL2LOSE sitch. i am not alone in that.




Posted by: Byzantine General at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (rjOWC)

150 Seared, I said. You people wouldn't know seared.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

151 Every single time I see Vindman, I read it as Venkman. And then I get a Ghostbusters theme music earworm.

Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ptqGC)


A better song from the movie.


https://youtu.be/QBCdMBbAUGE

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

152
It all comes down to who you believe.

Do you believe PDT, Ukrainian officials and the actual transcript of the call or do you believe second hand sources that actually have no direct knowledge of anything that was said?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (iIUKh)

153 148 Do you know who else is a close associate of Eric Ciaramella?

Former John McCain aide, McCain Institute employee and Russia dossier deliverer David Kramer.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)

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It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

But that's just a crazy conspiracy theory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (q80AH)

154 Sarah Carter's side states that the Report should be out before Thanksgiving. Coincidentally, that is 2 Weeks from now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

155
Do you know who else is a close associate of Eric Ciaramella?



Former John McCain aide, McCain Institute employee and Russia dossier deliverer David Kramer.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)


*looks in desk drawer* I seem to have misplaced my shocked face.

And you can't spell "Ciaramella" without CIA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

156 I ain't afraid of no Buzzion.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (qMLbi)

157 150 Seared, I said. You people wouldn't know seared.
Posted by: John Kerry at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

Indelibly, even!

Posted by: The Hippocampus at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (AURKQ)

158 Undoing the unsanctioned work of the deep state is unconstitutional.

Other than "we gotta get rid of this guy" that really does seem to be their main complaint. "He's doing the job that we always used to do. How are we gonna work in side deals and kickbacks if the president does it??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

159 154 Sarah Carter's side states that the Report should be out before Thanksgiving. Coincidentally, that is 2 Weeks from now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

Ah, then I get to see my mother in law again.

I may just end up reading the IG report to get away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (q80AH)

160 56 40 If I was a Republican on the Intel Committee the first question I would ask Vindman is how well he knows Eric Ciaramella.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:21 PM (ZLI7S)
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Schiff: "DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION VINDMAN!"
Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 03:23 PM (G0vdT)

57 >>Schiff: "DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION VINDMAN!"

And then I would ask him again.

-----

And then ask him how well he knows Congressman Schiff and his staff.

That is one question that every witness needs to be asked while under oath.

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (+0uDE)

161 >>It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

Am I not being subtle enough?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

162 143 Every single time I see Vindman, I read it as Venkman. And then I get a Ghostbusters theme music earworm.

Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

The Ghostbusters, like Trump, were reckless and out-of-control. The EPA inspector, like Vindman, was a heroic whistle-blowing public servant.

The EPA inspector was therefor true hero of Ghostbusters, which IS a Christmas movie. Fight me.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (N4xQB)

163 A whinge:

A few weeks back I bought a new top at Target. Nothing fancy but I haven't bought new clothes in a while so go me.

I think today was the third time I've worn it.

I went to the bathroom at work and the paper towel roll needed replaced. The new roll was on the top shelf of the cabinet.

As I hopped up and down to get it, I knocked the bottle of toilet bowl cleaner onto me. You know. The toilet bowl cleaner with bleach in it.

Yup. Got bleach all over my new top.

Annnnnd then when I went to order a replacement one, it's all sold out because of course it is.

WOE LAMENTATIONS WOE IS UPON ME!

I did get the paper towels down though so that's nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

164 Bill Murray has agreed to be in the new Ghostbusters...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (q80AH)


They hadn't started filming yet?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

165 161 >>It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

Am I not being subtle enough?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

MOAR SUBTLY!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (q80AH)

166 You guys can thank me for my service any time, now.
Posted by: Beau Bergdahl at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

With a 5.56 NATO from distance.
Posted by: Sponge


Don't be so stingy. He's worth the good stuff.
.338 Lapua.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (s2OJe)

167 But that's just a crazy conspiracy theory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (q80AH)

Wouldn't it be great if McCain really were the nucleus that initially pulled the greedy barbarian left into this whole Ukraine circus?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

168 >>*looks in desk drawer* I seem to have misplaced my shocked face.


You know, any Otter in 500 miles is making a Bee-line to your door, right.


And they aren't gonna ring the bell when they get there.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (qMLbi)

169 I would just like to say the NYT is a big contributor to global warming for all the trees cut down for their stupid paper and their hot air. Mostly their hot air.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (r+sAi)

170 Oliver North could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Pouncer at November 11, 2019 03:40 PM (L/ss

Can we arrest Vidman too?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (Q5ALd)

171 Yeah that's what puzzles and frustrates me. Even if he DID hold something over the Ukraine president's head (which that man says never happened), it wouldn't be illegal or immoral. Just... business as usual. Standard negotiating technique. How on earth is that impeachable??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

I'll bet you don't see how it is so obviously RAYCISS!!! either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (Kpl3J)

172
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 03:36 PM (0OmEj)

Definitely. Prayers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people'' at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (IGJk8)

173
Farts!
Otter farts!

Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (1XAal)

174 It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

Am I not being subtle enough?
Posted by: JackStraw


And the fucker escaped justice.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (s2OJe)

175 164 Bill Murray has agreed to be in the new Ghostbusters...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (q80AH)

They hadn't started filming yet?
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Actually, they wrapped principle production a few weeks back. Looks like all the living Ghostbusters are gonna do cameos, but the last remake had them too.

Still, Jason Reitman directing is a heavy trade up from Paul Feig directing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

176 A better song from the movie.

I loved that song in the movie, so well done. Great sequence too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

177 I did get the paper towels down though so that's nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (mf5HN)


*shoves all the blondies, lemon bars, and booze through USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

178 167 But that's just a crazy conspiracy theory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:44 PM (q80AH)

Wouldn't it be great if McCain really were the nucleus that initially pulled the greedy barbarian left into this whole Ukraine circus?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

=========

Nah, I'd rather it be Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

179 >>As I hopped up and down to get it,


Slow down.

Go back and repeat this part in a little more detail, if you could.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (qMLbi)

180 It's been awhile. She was getting drilled by Vindman's relatives.

(Not sorry in the least.)

Posted by: nip at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (Izot6)

181 And the fucker escaped justice.

"Not so much"
--God

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

182 I'm not even that close to him we almost never talk, I see him rarely ass we do not have much in common. He's mostly stayed away from family because of an overbearing awful wife that just doesn't like us. Even so the fact he is slipping away has hit me hard. He does not deserve to die so young. (his 50's). He's been sick as long as I've known him. MS is awful. Pray for Ron G.


Ron, I am sorry.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (0OmEj)

183 The Obama administration with the help of people like Soros and of course John McCain ran a coup in Ukraine in 2014. They then proceeded to stock the new administration with people they could control. They then used those people to enrich themselves in many ways.

That's what's at the heart of all of this.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

184 NSC staff mostly cycles in/out from agencies and the military, normal practice.


Was reported this tubby mediocrity didn't even know the details of our arms transfer involving ATGMs [anti-tank guided missiles] - which would kinda be the very info he should be the expert on. Dunno if true.


Anyway, his opinions on presidential authority aren't interesting or literate.


End of story.


Next.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (QDnY+)

185 Do you know who else is a close associate of Eric Ciaramella?

Former John McCain aide, McCain Institute employee and Russia dossier deliverer David Kramer.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)

This explains Cindy and Megan going Defcon One

There are so may layers to this avocado.

First and foremost, gotta get Trump
Second, cover up Deep State crimes
Third, protect the media reputations of people like McCain, Obama and Hillary.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:49 PM (CqE5x)

186 Don't be so stingy. He's worth the good stuff.
.338 Lapua.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (s2OJe)


I'll concede.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

187 183 The Obama administration with the help of people like Soros and of course John McCain ran a coup in Ukraine in 2014. They then proceeded to stock the new administration with people they could control. They then used those people to enrich themselves in many ways.

That's what's at the heart of all of this.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

Man, it's too bad that Trump is such a dummy and will never be able to convince the antagonist media and opposition party to talk about Ukraine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)

188
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my chocolate Jesus
Melting on the dashboard of my car

Get your favorite phony Pres'dent
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
Take it with you ... when you travel far.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2019 03:49 PM (r2EMi)

189 Yeah that's what puzzles and frustrates me. Even if he DID hold something over the Ukraine president's head (which that man says never happened), it wouldn't be illegal or immoral. Just... business as usual. Standard negotiating technique. How on earth is that impeachable??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I'm so old, I remember when EVERY federal dollar came with strings.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 03:50 PM (s2OJe)

190 The words "unsupported" and "credible" are the new "literally."

Posted by: JSchuler at November 11, 2019 03:50 PM (ySdHR)

191 Thank you, Jane. *guzzles and noms*


Slow down.

Go back and repeat this part in a little more detail, if you could.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (qMLbi)


I also managed not to give myself two black eyes!

See, buying the spendy bras was worth it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:50 PM (mf5HN)

192 The Obama administration with the help of people like Soros and of course John McCain ran a coup in Ukraine in 2014. They then proceeded to stock the new administration with people they could control. They then used those people to enrich themselves in many ways.

That's what's at the heart of all of this.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Be honest:

Do you think "we" can "handle the truth" when it finally comes out?

I mean, if all this ever comes out....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:50 PM (CqE5x)

193 Yeah that's what puzzles and frustrates me. Even if he DID hold something over the Ukraine president's head (which that man says never happened), it wouldn't be illegal or immoral. Just... business as usual. Standard negotiating technique. How on earth is that impeachable??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI

Same feeling I had about the Kavanaugh allegations. Yeah, so what. What's the issue?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 03:50 PM (Q5ALd)

194 Third, protect the media reputations of people like McCain, Obama and Hillary.


the most important piece

because the Media IS the Left's power source

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 11, 2019 03:50 PM (Rarvo)

195 Remember when Ukraine was begging Milk Chocolate Emperor Barry for weapons, and he offered them blankets?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

196 The words "unsupported" and "credible" are the new "literally."
Posted by: JSchuler at November 11, 2019 03:50 PM (ySdHR)

Trump is "credibly" Hitler

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (CqE5x)

197 195 Remember when Ukraine was begging Milk Chocolate Emperor Barry for weapons, and he offered them blankets?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

=========

Were they infected with smallpox?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (q80AH)

198 Paul Feig is awful. He should never work again.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (H5knJ)

199 >>Man, it's too bad that Trump is such a dummy and will never be able to convince the antagonist media and opposition party to talk about Ukraine.

He would need something like a plan, a plan where he gave them some bait to focus like a laser on Ukraine.

But what could he do knowing that he had so many leakers in his White House? He's hopelessly trapped!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)

200 Former John McCain aide, McCain Institute employee and Russia dossier deliverer David Kramer.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)

This explains Cindy and Megan going Defcon One

There are so may layers to this avocado.

First and foremost, gotta get Trump
Second, cover up Deep State crimes
Third, protect the media reputations of people like McCain, Obama and Hillary.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:49 PM (CqE5x)
--------

Trump, at the rope line last week "you know what, I caught the swamp, I caught them all"

Please let this be true.

Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

201
I also managed not to give myself two black eyes!



See, buying the spendy bras was worth it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:50 PM (mf5HN)





*sits back and waits for the comments*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

202 When did Ukraine give up their nukes?

Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2019 03:52 PM (1XAal)

203 Remember when Ukraine was begging Milk Chocolate Emperor Barry for weapons, and he offered them blankets?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

Even Pudge Rove was making this point ( and giving Trump props) on FOX--to much consternation from the other panelists....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:52 PM (CqE5x)

204 Man, it's too bad that Trump is such a dummy and
will never be able to convince the antagonist media and opposition party
to talk about Ukraine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)


It still amazes me that of all the places on this earth they picked Ukraine, a place where it seems *all* of them were dipping their beaks. Are they just idiots or are they merely imbeciles?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 11, 2019 03:52 PM (MIvvh)

205 I do believe its a mistake for the left to be running so many uniforms out in front of the American people in the middle of a coup.

Posted by: God is my Co Commenter at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (Fxgkp)

206 I am just glad to hear that Lefty and Scamp are OK.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (qMLbi)

207 You're not voting your way out of this.


Can you think of a plan B?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (jKqaK)

208 And the fucker escaped justice.
Posted by: rickb223

----

Rickb - not so fast there my son.

Posted by: The Lord at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (Y4EXg)

209
*sits back and waits for the comments*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

Have to wait for us all to wake up from the swoon...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (AURKQ)

210 198 Paul Feig is awful. He should never work again.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (H5knJ)

==========

I recently watched a couple of his earlier movies Spy and The Heat.

They are not good. He lucked out with Bridesmaids. That movie was funny almost purely because of Kristen Wiig.

Attaching himself so fully to Melissa McCarthy was a mistake. She's honestly not very funny, and not nearly funny enough to carry a high concept comedy for 100+ minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)

211 I also managed not to give myself two black eyes!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Racist

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (CqE5x)

212 199 >>Man, it's too bad that Trump is such a dummy and will never be able to convince the antagonist media and opposition party to talk about Ukraine.

He would need something like a plan, a plan where he gave them some bait to focus like a laser on Ukraine.

But what could he do knowing that he had so many leakers in his White House? He's hopelessly trapped!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)

========

That's a conspiracy!

Trump will be impeached!

The polls say so!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)

213 Wouldn't it be great if McCain really were the nucleus that initially pulled the greedy barbarian left into this whole Ukraine circus?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

=========

Nah, I'd rather it be Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)


Obama and McCain... and it all snowballed from there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 03:54 PM (1g7ch)

214 I also managed not to give myself two black eyes!

See, buying the spendy bras was worth it.
Posted by: alexthechick

--

You know the rules. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 03:54 PM (Y4EXg)

215 I loved that song in the movie, so well done. Great sequence too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (KZzsI)


I've had that song hooked in my head since the first time I saw the movie in the theater when I was a kid.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

216 The left never says anything that isn't a completely twisted distortion of reality. Sick human beings. Sad that there are so many of them today. Glad my grand fathers aren't here to see it.

Posted by: Abiss at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (Y8DtA)

217 >>I loved that song in the movie, so well done. Great sequence too.


You said the same thing about The Rose.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (qMLbi)

218 Obama and McCain... and it all snowballed from there.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 03:54 PM (1g7ch)

"You throw the race, and I'll run cover for you while you get filthy rich in Ukraine."

"K."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (AURKQ)

219 >>Be honest:

>>Do you think "we" can "handle the truth" when it finally comes out?

>>I mean, if all this ever comes out....

I guess we'll find out. I do believe that a big reason this is being rolled out slowly is it would overwhelm people if it dropped all at once. It is the complete opposite of what the media has told them for years.

And it would also give the media the opportunity to make it a one day or one week event and then bury it.

It helps that we have the most media and promotion president in history.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)

220 Trump, at the rope line last week "you know what, I caught the swamp, I caught them all"

Please let this be true.
Posted by: WisRich at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

Well, I hope he already told some trusted people because--well, I don't want to say why.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (CqE5x)

221 I am just glad to hear that Lefty and Scamp are OK.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (qMLbi)



Noble concern is noble.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

222 As I hopped up and down to get it,


Slow down.

Go back and repeat this part in a little more detail, if you could.
Posted by: garrett

Yes.

And get to the part where you're topless ....!

Posted by: JT at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (arJlL)

223
How is he NOT in jail right now?"



My wild-ass-guess is that this would be another "Trump is obstructing justice by tampering with witnesses! Impeach!" claim if any process started on Vindeman. My not-so-wild-ass-guess is that Trump is all about being careful *not* to give them any ammunition.

Posted by: Mikey NTH

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The bastard is (by his own admission) guilty of insubordination and trying to subvert the CiC's foreign policy. At what point is not giving the other guy ammo tantamount to just turning it on yourself?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 03:37 PM (13CQC)

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There is plenty of time to discipline the seditious little shit after this farce is over.

The only question is if there is any WILL to do so.

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (+0uDE)

224 Criticizing "star witness" Lt. Col. Alexander S. Vindman is much worse than criticizing war hero John Kerry (who served in VietNam!).
Posted by: jwb7605


John Kerry served in Viet Nam? WOW!!!

But.....on which side?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (vcOmj)

225 And even with the melted down standard, that fat ass bulbous carb caboose, Vindman, can't pass the ACFT.

But yeah, I'm fatass shaming.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (6ypVs)

226 I've already seen LTC Hickman called a "swift-boater" repeatedly on Twitter.

They use that as if its an insult. Its puzzling to me, that was the first really big divide I remember in America. Half of the country saw the Swift Boaters as patriots and heroes, the others considered it a sick burn to call someone that. It was like people speaking different languages about the topic, two trains on parallel tracks. Never meeting up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)


At least more than half believed the Swift Boaters because GWB, not exactly a dynamo of a campaigner, got over 50% of the popular vote; something the "wildly popular" Slick never attained.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 11, 2019 03:56 PM (y7DUB)

227 I'm sure it's been thoroughly explained and I just missed it, but why is Ukraine the focal point of all this corruption?
Couldn't just as easily be Lithuania or Byelorussia or Georgia?
Apologies for being the slow student.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 03:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

228 I learned just last week that Vindman has an identical twin who also wears a sparkly uniform.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

229 ...wait.

Are you rocking the Sue Ellen Mischke?

I read as far as you starting to bounce, then I got distracted...

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:56 PM (qMLbi)

230 Obama and McCain... and it all snowballed from there.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 03:54 PM (1g7ch)

"You throw the race, and I'll run cover for you while you get filthy rich in Ukraine."

"K."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 03:55 PM (AURKQ)

McCain would have thrown it just to keep it business as usual.
I still say he took one for the (deep state) team when Palin proved herself uncontrollable.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 03:57 PM (CqE5x)

231 I also managed not to give myself two black eyes!

See, buying the spendy bras was worth it.
Posted by: alexthechick


Be CAREFUL!!!

You don't want to bruise the victory tits. We NEED those things IN TACT!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

232 And you can't spell "Ciaramella" without CIA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)


It would be great if "can't spell Ciaramella without CIA" could become even half as good as the running joke about Jeffery Epstein not killing himself.

It could get into the mainstream media, and get people thinking even more about our corrupt government.

And, it's true!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 03:57 PM (sy5kK)

233 It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

But that's just a crazy conspiracy theory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies

Much more talk like that, and Cindy McCain will see to it that you never drink another Budweiser again!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 03:57 PM (vcOmj)

234 227 I'm sure it's been thoroughly explained and I just missed it, but why is Ukraine the focal point of all this corruption?
Couldn't just as easily be Lithuania or Byelorussia or Georgia?

Posted by: N.L. Urker

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'Cause that's where they kept the money.

Posted by: Zombie Willie Sutton at November 11, 2019 03:57 PM (Y4EXg)

235 233 It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

But that's just a crazy conspiracy theory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies

Much more talk like that, and Cindy McCain will see to it that you never drink another Budweiser again!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 03:57 PM (vcOmj)

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*takes healthy gulp of Guinness*

What a shame. How will I survive?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:57 PM (q80AH)

236 Wouldn't it be great if McCain really were the nucleus that initially pulled the greedy barbarian left into this whole Ukraine circus?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

Yup....this all could have been avoided back in 1989 if the Songbird had been arrested and jailed for his part in the Keating 5 mess.

Some things never change.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Z+IKu)

237 Has Cindy McCain told Trump supporters they're no longer allowed to drink her beer?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

238 Fantasy Island is remade into a horror film:

https://youtu.be/h5jqmUCqc1k

Oh, Hell yeah!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 11, 2019 03:58 PM (S6rpg)

239 I tore into Charlie in the manner of Jengjiss Cahn.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 11, 2019 03:58 PM (sWM8x)

240 Some interesting pics and factoids about Vindman and his twin:

https://tinyurl.com/yz7jqu3e

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

241 >>It still amazes me that of all the places on this earth they picked Ukraine, a place where it seems *all* of them were dipping their beaks. Are they just idiots or are they merely imbeciles?

Sometimes events choose you. That election in March that Cindy went to "oversee" changed everything.

Zelensky, much like Trump, is a complete political novice and outsider who ran on a platform of cleaning corruption in Ukraine. When he won against all odds the coup plotters knew they had to do something.

Remember when Hillary said "If he wins we all hang"?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

242 Yo, back in the 90s not long after the collapse. Also - Belarus, Kazakhstan.


Right move, obviously.


Ukrainian sovereignty is swell, big fan here. But I don't give a F about it compared to getting thousands of nukes rounded up and secured. Which we did, with all 3 countries.


Recall the weak plots of countless lame 90s movies - loose former Soviet nukes? That's the possible scenario we pre-empted.


Many will whine about "betrayal" of Ukraine etc etc, but securing those nukes was the obvious priority, and was done well.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 03:59 PM (QDnY+)

243 They then proceeded to stock the new administration with people they
could control.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)


It wasn't all Obama - it wasn't all Democrats - and the "bad actors" didn't all show up just for the Trump Administration.


And THAT'S why this is such a shit show. Every major player in DC the day before the 2016 vote has a hand in this. Every. Single. One.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 03:59 PM (qiqGr)

244 237 Has Cindy McCain told Trump supporters they're no longer allowed to drink her beer?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

Cindy McCain doesn't have dick to do with Budweiser/AB/InBev/Whoever.... she's just a distributor, right?

I don't even freakin' know or care anymore, fuck that whole clan of miscreants sideways.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 03:59 PM (AURKQ)

245
Attaching himself so fully to Melissa McCarthy was a mistake. She's honestly not very funny, and not nearly funny enough to carry a high concept comedy for 100+ minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)


She was funny in a coupe of movies, even carried one or two, but.....how many times they going to do the same thing?
She doesn't have much range.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (CqE5x)

246 I'm sure it's been thoroughly explained and I just missed it, but why is Ukraine the focal point of all this corruption?
Couldn't just as easily be Lithuania or Byelorussia or Georgia?
Apologies for being the slow student.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere

The government and politicians in Ukraine (not The Ukraine, like THE Ohio State University) are all crooked as hell and corrupt.
They can all be bought, and will do whatever they are paid for.
The place is a joke. But at least they aren't being dominated by the Russians anymore.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (vcOmj)

247
*takes healthy gulp of Guinness*

What a shame. How will I survive?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:57 PM (q80AH)


Didn't Budweiser / Anheuser Bush buy Guinness?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

248


Don Cherry just got fired by the fucking CBC...unreal.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (ikxxu)

249 sidebar: cindy mccain + disgust by RIP McCain.

The left does love their human shields, whether they're kids or the departed. You can't say that, you'll hurt X's feelings.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (FEQY4)

250 He would need something like a plan, a plan where he gave them some bait to focus like a laser on Ukraine.

But what could he do knowing that he had so many leakers in his White House? He's hopelessly trapped!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)


Remember when Trump was still President Elect Trump and he came out and told about pulling the Encyclopedia Brown level super spy stuff about how people were leaking and he wanted to figure out who so he had a meeting with some people and didn't even tell his secretary (executive assistant whatevs) and then boom what was said got leaked and he knew who it was?

Yes. Our best and brightest spy people fell for that and Trump's the idiot.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (mf5HN)

251 Has there ever been a thread here that didn't once mention "tits"?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (6ypVs)

252 I just can't imagine a man "really talking up" TFG.

Is such a thing possible? A military man who respected that effete, waffling, double talking coward?

I guess anything is possible. I can understand someone who hated America respecting him, or a gay man, or a woman (I find women grossly illogical,) or even a black man (respecting his accomplishment,) but I really can't get my head around a military man talking him up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (LWu6U)

253 I mean, if all this ever comes out....
Just the stuff we already know if somehow got implanted into the public's brain should cause Marches on Washington and 75% of the people voted out. However, if the full truth of the likely widespread corruption of kickbacks, payoffs, extortion, and self-dealing was known, people would think they are worse than the cartels.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

254 Remember when Hillary said "If he wins we all hang"?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Did she actually SAY this?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:01 PM (CqE5x)

255 245
Attaching himself so fully to Melissa McCarthy was a mistake. She's honestly not very funny, and not nearly funny enough to carry a high concept comedy for 100+ minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)


She was funny in a coupe of movies, even carried one or two, but.....how many times they going to do the same thing?
She doesn't have much range.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (CqE5x)

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Funny is subjective, but I don't think she's funny at all.

Her funny is just abrasive and loud. There's no wit to it. As a side player (like in Bridesmaids) that can help enhance the overall comedic style of the film, but as a lead? She's so one dimensional on a plane that I just don't find funny that following her is a chore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:01 PM (q80AH)

256 Has there ever been a thread here that didn't once mention "tits"?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (6ypVs)


Only the ones where surprise anal comes up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

257
Don Cherry just got fired by the fucking CBC...unreal.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (ikxxu)


Maybe THIS will wake them fucking Canadians up.

Prolly not, tho.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

258 @174
"It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

Am I not being subtle enough?
Posted by: JackStraw

And the fucker escaped justice."

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Ye Barbed Cocke of Satan at November 11, 2019 04:02 PM (koNhm)

259 Only the ones where surprise anal comes up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)


Those damn otters.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

260 Yup....this all could have been avoided back in 1989 if the Songbird had been arrested and jailed for his part in the Keating 5 mess.

Some things never change.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Z+IKu)


If Barr can roll up as many legislators as Keating it would make all the collateral damage in DoJ and FBI well worth it as they were officially 'damaged' by corrupt legislators.

The only humane thing was to put them all down.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 04:02 PM (1g7ch)

261 I guess anything is possible. I can understand someone who hated America respecting him, or a gay man, or a woman (I find women grossly illogical,) or even a black man (respecting his accomplishment,) but I really can't get my head around a military man talking him up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (LWu6U)

I can see it if Vindman thought Obama was responsible for his promotions and career.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:03 PM (CqE5x)

262 AtC, we were at dinner not long ago, and watched a frisky otter playing in the pond outside the restaurant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

263 >>Remember when Trump was still President Elect Trump and he came out and told about pulling the Encyclopedia Brown level super spy stuff about how people were leaking and he wanted to figure out who so he had a meeting with some people and didn't even tell his secretary (executive assistant whatevs) and then boom what was said got leaked and he knew who it was?

>>Yes. Our best and brightest spy people fell for that and Trump's the idiot.

I do. I also remember when Sessions and Coats set up a special leak investigation team to find all the leakers in the Executive Branch back in the summer of 2017.

According to former Acting AG Whitaker, there were over 2 dozen open leak investigations going on when he left earlier this year when Barr took over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

264 What did this Vindman character do to earn the Purple Heart?

Posted by: DCA at November 11, 2019 04:03 PM (Hc2uj)

265 I also managed not to give myself two black eyes!

See, buying the spendy bras was worth it.
Posted by: alexthechick

--

You know the rules. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete



The glorious Victory rack.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 04:03 PM (s2OJe)

266 "Only the ones where surprise anal comes up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)"

You know what. I mean. Ugh. My face just got hot. I never blush, even under enemy fire. But. Ok I'll just shut up now.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:03 PM (6ypVs)

267 She was funny in a coupe of movies, even carried one or two, but.....how many times they going to do the same thing?
She doesn't have much range.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (CqE5x)


That's sexist!!!! I mean, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell......Why do THEY get to make millions doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over......

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

268 I guess anything is possible. I can understand someone who hated America respecting him, or a gay man, or a woman (I find women grossly illogical,) or even a black man (respecting his accomplishment,) but I really can't get my head around a military man talking him up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (LWu6U)

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I was deployed when TFG got elected. It wasn't the majority, but he had his fans. One particular demographic was a big fan of his for obvious reasons, but there was a share of white millennial junior officers talking him up as well.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (N4xQB)

269 Don Cherry just got fired by the fucking CBC...unreal.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (ikxxu)



I was just reading about that and not a damn syllable he said was wrong.

And I'm sick of this whole oh it's so divisive bullshit. No, the people who refuse to integrate are, by definition, being divisive. Noting this and commenting upon it is not.

Further also, I'm assuming this is really about money somehow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

270 161 >>It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

Am I not being subtle enough?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)


McCain had already grafted and grifted himself to wealth by not only marrying a budweiser cash cow, but also stole from Americans with the Keating 5 savings and loan thefts.

So he was the most experienced grifter to carry out the Ukraine fleecing.

It is really quite logical.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

271 So, when will we hear from Liz Cheney chiding them for criticizing Hickman? I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: abbynormal at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (I849g)

272 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah, it's like white shirts and Italian food: I'm always wearing the former when somebody serves me the latter.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

273 It's almost like John McCain was at the nexus of a plot to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States to hide his illicit dealings in a foreign country that he used his position as Senator to make happen.

Am I not being subtle enough?
Posted by: JackStraw

McCain and family really hated Trump so much that they didn't invite him--a sitting President--to his funeral.
Think about that.

And it wasn't because Trump "insulted" him.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:05 PM (CqE5x)

274 Further also, I'm assuming this is really about money somehow.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (mf5HN)


His contract coming due shortly?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

275 So where is this supposed IG report?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2019 03:17 PM (6XlcD)

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As all ways, #twoweeks

Posted by: WisRich



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I think John Solomon's latest estimate is maybe before Thanksgiving.

(laughs, throws crumpled kleenex at monitor)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 03:24 PM (13CQC)

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I suspect that there's an existential conflict going on between the the upper echolon of the DOJ and the upper echelon of the FBI. Bob Barr has carte blanche to declassify and release any classified document and I think there's some very serious foot-dragging going on from the FBI in regards to coughing up the goods.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2019 04:05 PM (Pqytn)

276 Didn't Budweiser / Anheuser Bush buy Guinness?
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)


I think so. ABInv, which is a Brazilian conglomerate that bought the Belgian outfit that originally bought Bud, controls a lot of beer companies.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 11, 2019 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

277 AtC, we were at dinner not long ago, and watched a frisky otter playing in the pond outside the restaurant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)


I am legit jealous.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

278 And the fucker escaped justice.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 03:47 PM (s2OJe)

Only if you think "Justice" is a purely human contrivance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Kpl3J)

279 I was deployed when TFG got elected. It wasn't the majority, but he had his fans. One particular demographic was a big fan of his for obvious reasons, but there was a share of white millennial junior officers talking him up as well.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (N4xQB)


Ahh, the Swallowers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (sy5kK)

280 I was deployed when TFG got elected. It wasn't the majority, but he had his fans. One particular demographic was a big fan of his for obvious reasons, but there was a share of white millennial junior officers talking him up as well.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM

I am sorry to say they still exist. Sigh.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Djbm5)

281 Don Cherry just got fired by the fucking CBC...unreal.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM (ikxxu)

I would get more worked up over this, if Cherry wasn't so anti-American.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (FJYfm)

282 The McCains are so shallow and bitter, they let Sarah Palin know not to show her face at Crash's funeral.

She was the only reason I could stomach voting for the nasty, vindictive bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

283 Urker, Lithuania quite small, and lots of German/scandi $$ there dominated early.


Belarus too effed up, too corrupt and dictatorial even for most rent-seeking adventurers back then, under Lukashenko.


Georgia too chaotic, insecure, disorganized - I was there a lot and experienced it first-hand.


Plus - none of those places had much in the way of readily marketable/exportable commodities, like gas - that would make the $$ #s big ones. Plenty of penny-ante dubious "biznyess" in former republics back then, but big $ was/is only in commodities.


[all kinds of crazy ideas occurred to many of us at the time - more novelty than profit though - an airport in western Georgia had a line-up of Antonov-2s in decent condition we probably could have had for a song, but we never pursued it]

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (QDnY+)

284 Don Cherry is probably relieved the hammer finally fell.It's a miracle he lasted this far into these pathetic PC times.

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (KNsKs)

285 Read "William Barr" for "Bob Barr", who was someone else, entirely

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Pqytn)

286 And its not just the Ukraine, if US Aid is going to any country you can be sure somebody in the govt or their family, friends and associates are getting to wet their beak as Don Fanucci would say.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 04:07 PM (r+sAi)

287 I was deployed when TFG got elected. It wasn't the
majority, but he had his fans. One particular demographic was a big fan
of his for obvious reasons, but there was a share of white millennial
junior officers talking him up as well.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (N4xQB)


Contrary to popular belief, the military attracts all types.

It's a bureaucracy. Fuck up and move up. The peeps in charge wanted to be in charge - which is a pretty strong argument against letting them.

Boy Scouts are the same way. So is your local police and fire departments. So is - everything.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 04:07 PM (qiqGr)

288 responsible for his promotions and career.
Posted by: JoeF.

He was a major. Even the half chocolate jesus didn't know about that sparrow. (unless he was otherwise connected as part of the DC corruption machine.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:07 PM (LWu6U)

289 MSM and Democrats (birm): "Trump is violating the norms of the office when he does X!"

Also the MSM and Democrats: "Doing X is the highest form of patriotism!!"

The rest of us: "OK, now what are the norms. . . today?"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:07 PM (bDqIh)

290 >>And its not just the Ukraine, if US Aid is going to any country you can be sure somebody in the govt or their family, friends and associates are getting to wet their beak as Don Fanucci would say.


You should see how they rent properties, here.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 04:07 PM (qMLbi)

291 I suspect that there's an existential conflict going on between the the upper echolon of the DOJ and the upper echelon of the FBI. Bob Barr has carte blanche to declassify and release any classified document and I think there's some very serious foot-dragging going on from the FBI in regards to coughing up the goods.
Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2019 04:05 PM (Pqytn)

A couple of nights ago Lindsey Graham, in an offhand remark during an interview, said that the big classification argument inside the agencies had been resolved, and that most of it - close to all of it - would end up being released.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

292 Alex- how's your CFR Title 12 Chapter III knowledge and will you work for bourbon?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (6ypVs)

293 Fundamental change, bitches!

Posted by: Milk Chocolate Messiah at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

294 I guess anything is possible. I can understand someone who hated America respecting him, or a gay man, or a woman (I find women grossly illogical,) or even a black man (respecting his accomplishment,) but I really can't get my head around a military man talking him up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 04:00 PM

When you see a photo of Vindman, it becomes crystal clear. If this weeny-tot doesn't dress up in a pink satin negligee in his boudoir while sighing over a large photo of Obama shirtless, I'd be surprised.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (COzlW)

295 291 I suspect that there's an existential conflict going on between the the upper echolon of the DOJ and the upper echelon of the FBI. Bob Barr has carte blanche to declassify and release any classified document and I think there's some very serious foot-dragging going on from the FBI in regards to coughing up the goods.
Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2019 04:05 PM (Pqytn)

A couple of nights ago Lindsey Graham, in an offhand remark during an interview, said that the big classification argument inside the agencies had been resolved, and that most of it - close to all of it - would end up being released.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

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Almost like when Trump gave Barr full authority to declassify anything he wanted that he was acting as President of the United States and not former star of The Apprentice, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)

296
Remember when Hillary said "If he wins we all hang"?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Did she actually SAY this?
Posted by: JoeF.

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Isn't that one of those Ed Klein quotes that's sourced to "someone in the private bathroom inside the private suite inside the inner circle of the sanctorum of the secret society who heard exactly what she whispered to Bill"? Sure, she's probably said it or thought it, but I don't think the quote has a source. It's essentially porn for people like us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (13CQC)

297 >>Did she actually SAY this?

https://tinyurl.com/yya5j2wc

My favorite part of this story is that she was supposedly furious at Matt Lauer for his line of questioning and threatened to get Lauer fired for his insolence.

Whatever happened to Matt Lauer?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)

298 Stopped outside of Dover AFB for some crab and a piss. Good times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (Djbm5)

299 297 >>Did she actually SAY this?

https://tinyurl.com/yya5j2wc

My favorite part of this story is that she was supposedly furious at Matt Lauer for his line of questioning and threatened to get Lauer fired for his insolence.

Whatever happened to Matt Lauer?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)

========

He raped one too many women?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (q80AH)

300 William Barr isn't Bob Barker?

Now I have to start over.

Posted by: klaftern at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (RuIsu)

301 On this Veterans Day, I remember Mooch and Barry watching a flag ceremony, and ol' Mooch saying to Barry, "All THAT for a flag?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

302 The McCains are so shallow and bitter, they let Sarah Palin know not to show her face at Crash's funeral.

She was the only reason I could stomach voting for the nasty, vindictive bastard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)


Before the 2008 campaign I couldn't figure out why Rush said so many mean things about Juan; by November I was mad at Limbaugh for not advocating lynching him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (y7DUB)

303
I was deployed when TFG got elected. It wasn't the majority, but he had his fans. One particular demographic was a big fan of his for obvious reasons, but there was a share of white millennial junior officers talking him up as well.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 04:04 PM (N4xQB)



How could a serious military man not take a liking to Obama?
His whole life history shouts Patriot!

From his sketchy birth, to being brought by commie mommy to shit hole Indonesia during the 'Year of Living Dangerously', to mysterious college years, to years as a 'organizer' and deviant constitutional scholar. His whole life is what most red blooded Americans wish theirs to have been.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (1g7ch)

304 Trump, at the rope line last week "you know what, I caught the swamp, I caught them all"

That one caught my attention as well. What did it mean? A lot of people were talking about how egotistical he was and how much of a narcissist he was for saying "nobody else could have done it" but wait... what did he just say? Is it true? Or is it another one of his exaggerations? Is he overselling what has happened, slipping something to see how people react, or what?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

305
It's essentially porn for people like us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (13CQC)

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I doubt its veracity as well... why would Hillary say that? She may be embarrassed by some revelations, but she won't be touched. And she knows that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

306 Alex- how's your CFR Title 12 Chapter III knowledge and will you work for bourbon?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:08 PM (6ypVs)


A. More or less nonexistent. II. Yes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

307 Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 03:59 PM (QDnY+)

GHWB doesn't get enough credit for that effort.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (Q5ALd)

308 My favorite part of this story is that she was supposedly furious at Matt Lauer for his line of questioning and threatened to get Lauer fired for his insolence.

Whatever happened to Matt Lauer?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)


That's been my thoughts all along.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (y7DUB)

309 Yeah head-shaking and repugnant, but Cherry can always do color on pro wrestling, right? He was a big fan of the boring, stupid fights. Meh.


alex, I'll up the otter ante - in June we watched an otter mother and young pup from a pier in central CA, they were 4O feet away at most. Mom would dive, pick a shellfish off the pier piling, come back up, turn on her back, crack it open and share with junior. You'd have died. The little one made this high-pitched "eeek!" every time mom dove, and he swam around desperately until she returned.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 04:12 PM (QDnY+)

310 On Veterans Day I remember we never help tied up anyone who may have been passed out drunk and placed them on a runway approach.

I dreamed it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:12 PM (6ypVs)

311 >>A couple of nights ago Lindsey Graham, in an offhand remark during an
interview, said that the big classification argument inside the agencies
had been resolved, and that most of it - close to all of it - would end
up being released.

Also just saw that the person at DoJ who is in charge of FoIA requests was replaced a few weeks - the woman had been in that position for many years (think since before Obama).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (bDqIh)

312 I suspect that there's an existential conflict going on between the the upper echolon of the DOJ and the upper echelon of the FBI. Bob Barr has carte blanche to declassify and release any classified document and I think there's some very serious foot-dragging going on from the FBI in regards to coughing up the goods.
Posted by: mrp


Barr has the unredacted report.

Fuck them. Release it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (s2OJe)

313 The quote was "if he wins we'll all hang" as I recall, and supposedly it was said in an attempt to motivate campaign workers, etc. While it sounds plausible... no direct source or recording so who knows.

Every time someone writes one of these "tell all" books about what people supposedly said or did off record I view it askance. Yeah, maybe, but you could have just invented it all, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

314 alex, I'll up the otter ante - in June we watched an otter mother and young pup from a pier in central CA, they were 4O feet away at most. Mom would dive, pick a shellfish off the pier piling, come back up, turn on her back, crack it open and share with junior. You'd have died. The little one made this high-pitched "eeek!" every time mom dove, and he swam around desperately until she returned.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 04:12 PM (QDnY+)



That is awesome. Okay, fiiiinnnneee sometimes Outside isn't entirely awful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:14 PM (mf5HN)

315 "A. More or less nonexistent. II. Yes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:11 PM (mf5HN)"

See, now here is a person that knows how to negotiate.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:15 PM (6ypVs)

316 Otters are universally beloved and admired by people. Shellfish, not so much, but you can spend hours just watching them be otters. Cats are cool but they spend most of their time sleeping, and even dogs are kinda boring a lot of the time just being dogs. But otters are even cute and interesting when asleep

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

317 Barr has the unredacted report. Fuck them. Release it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2019 04:13 PM (s2OJe)


Yep.

The notion that everything will be released, in proper order, and a legal decision will be justly rendered and dutifully obeyed strikes me as bat-fuck honestly insane. And yes - some insane people can be off their ass nuts while forming perfectly correct sentences. Still bug-fuck nuts.

This only gets fixed when several agencies get decimated. That process won't be pretty. But either it gets done - or this was a colossal waste of time all around.

It won't get done because of anything said by any judge in a Federal Court.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (qiqGr)

318 #291
A couple of nights ago Lindsey Graham, in an offhand remark during an
interview, said that the big classification argument inside the agencies
had been resolved, and that most of it - close to all of it - would end
up being released.=============================================
The federal agency time span between "We're all in agreement" and "Here's everything you requested. Please sign the receipt." is very flexible and nebulous in the extreme. Subject to interpretation. And discussion. Not to mention inter-agency reconciliation. Plus miscommunication, alleged or otherwise. Not to mention delays due to promotion, re-assignment of personnel, or retirement of the same. Have you ever watched "Yes, Minister" and/or "Yes, Prime Minister"? Didn't Christopher Wray recently suggest that a requested document search might take up to 26 months? Sounds "conservative" to me.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (Pqytn)

319
I suspect that there's an existential conflict going on between the the upper echolon of the DOJ and the upper echelon of the FBI. Bob Barr has carte blanche to declassify and release any classified document and I think there's some very serious foot-dragging going on from the FBI in regards to coughing up the goods.
Posted by: mrp


Barr has the unredacted report.

Fuck them. Release it.
Posted by: rickb223

========

Exactly. Isn't there a way to resolve this existential conflict? Like an authority who says "Quit FUCKING around and release it"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (13CQC)

320 >>The quote was "if he wins we'll all hang" as I recall, and supposedly it was said in an attempt to motivate campaign workers, etc. While it sounds plausible... no direct source or recording so who knows.

No, it was in response to Matt Lauer asking her tough questions about her server. He wasn't supposed to ask her hard questions because Hillary Clinton doesn't do hard questions.

Seriously, reports of Hillary's violent temper and outbursts have been around since before she was in the White House. I find this entirely believable because it's how she's always reacted and she was in the middle of a campaign where Trump had already told her if he had won she'd be in jail.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

321 That is awesome. Okay, fiiiinnnneee sometimes Outside isn't entirely awful.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 04:14 PM (mf5HN)

around here all we get in the water are Nutria anymore. Which are basically 30 - 40 pound rats that like to swim.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (Kpl3J)

322 NOOD

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 04:18 PM (0nzNY)

323 The most tasty otter meat is from the backstrap.

Uh, I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (6ypVs)

324 When Obama was running for emperor, his life was the biggest cover-up since Watergate. Nobody, especially Illinoisians, had any idea in hell who he was. They still don't. Still the middle ages over there.

Posted by: klaftern at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (RuIsu)

325 Exactly. Isn't there a way to resolve this existential conflict? Like an authority who says "Quit FUCKING around and release it"?

If only there was a chief executive, someone in charge of all of the agencies, the boss of all these different people who has the constitutional power not only to declassify anything he chooses, but the legal power to order them to take action.

Such a person would be, dare I say it, presidential!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

326
Oh, and the blue bath in Virginia is further evidence that we need to relocate more federal agency headquarters out of the Potomac septic tank.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (13CQC)

327 140 Don't matter if there was a quid pro quo, or not - entirely normal way of doing business, in all of life and at all levels of biz and guvamint. Article II powers and Foreign Assistance Act give prez all the discretion he used here, and much more.

Yeah that's what puzzles and frustrates me. Even if he DID hold something over the Ukraine president's head (which that man says never happened), it wouldn't be illegal or immoral. Just... business as usual. Standard negotiating technique. How on earth is that impeachable??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

..

the whole point of offering foreign aid is to gain leverage.

You gain leverage when you offer it, and then again when you claw it back, and then again when you offer it again.

We should constantly be playing games with foreign aid to further our national interest.

That the elected leader of our nation was doing just that is fantastic, not negative.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 04:20 PM (lJtAs)

328 Exactly. Isn't there a way to resolve this existential conflict? Like an authority who says "Quit FUCKING around and release it"?
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It has to be the right time, doesn't it?
It's frustrating, but they can't dump in in the middle of Schiff's clown show.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 11, 2019 04:21 PM (CqE5x)

329 But otters are even cute and interesting when asleep


Says a guy who hasn't received the surprise anal. Yet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 11, 2019 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

330 "...but I don't think the quote has a source. It's essentially porn for people like us" Posted by: Blonde Morticia

'McCain was executed after a military tribunal at Gitmo ... he was allowed a public state funeral, but only as others were put on notice that they are next ... Lindsay was told to cooperate as we have seen to some extent post McCain ...'


that is more "trust the plan" porn --which I allow myself before bed, to sleep more peacefully. Then I wake up and read JJ with my coffee, and learn we are still at war, still #2weeks, outcome of the coup still uncertain. But the porn is nice "comic/stress relief" ... till we get some real indictments .. tick tock.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2019 04:35 PM (Cus5s)

331 The Civil War II clock is at 11:59:55

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at November 11, 2019 04:37 PM (UFgOG)

332 I hope not. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: free tibet at November 11, 2019 04:43 PM (JMKDI)

333 This Schiff Ukraine cover-up needs to marinate a little longer to make the meat more tender and delectable.

Posted by: ChasAtlas at November 11, 2019 04:57 PM (XhXU7)

Ilhan Omar Accused of Another Anti-Semitic Tweet;
Democrats Say Nothing

Again?

Rep. Ilhan Omar is accused of 'dog whistle' anti-Semitism after she posts tweet implying billionaire businessman Leon Cooperman is only supporting Michael Bloomberg's presidential run because he is Jewish

Rep. Ilhan Omar came under fire on Saturday for sharing a tweet revealing Jewish billionaire Leon Cooperman will back Michael Bloomberg's 2020 bid

She shared the tweeted with a thinking emoji saying: 'I wonder why'

She was accused of 'dog whistle' anti-Semitism for the comment

Critics say she was alluding to the fact that they were both Jewish rather than the fact that they are both billionaires

Omar retweeted posts by supporters who accused critics of 'twisting her words'

Omar has been accused of anti-Semitism for downplaying the 9/11 terror attacks and for a 2012 post where she said 'Israel has hypnotized the world'

As Tim Pool points out, she doesn't seem to have been thinking that he was merely supporting a fellow billionaire, because in that case, he might have supported Trump or Tom Steyr.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:06 PM




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1 A new thread? And an anti-Semitic twat from Omar. Must be a day with "Y" in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 02:07 PM (/sgva)

2 nd

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 02:07 PM (8D42x)

3 top ten!

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 02:08 PM (32YRo)

4 are we really shocked that the muslim is anti-semetic? they don't generally have a history of getting along...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 02:09 PM (8D42x)

5 Bless her poisoned heart.

Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 02:09 PM (RU4sa)

6 She is such a despicable woman, and yet she will be reelected for decades because Minneapolis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 02:09 PM (bkUtD)

7 This slag makes me ill.

Posted by: BignJames at November 11, 2019 02:09 PM (X/Pw5)

8 "Accused of"? Did she tweet it or not?

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 02:09 PM (fK2gX)

9 Huh. I'm so old, I remember when anti-Semitism was bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

10 What a peach this one is, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

11 Leftism is contextual; they believe that what's wrong for you is perfectly acceptable for them because it advances the cause.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 11, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

12 As the new standard with Trump is that you must prove you did not have bad thoughts when you did something.

She must now prove what she was not thinking!

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 02:10 PM (NgKpN)

13 Clitless says wha?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:10 PM (qMLbi)

14 By the way - I see where Warren wealth tax lovers are speculating that certain billionaires would have lost 2/3rds they're wealth if we had only enacted a wealth tax decades ago!

Umm - no - these billionaires would have lost everything almost immediately as asset prices tumbled to nothing, and they also would not have anything to reinvested - so, welcome 30% unemployment - Warren - vote for someone whose ideas could have destroyed America decades ago!

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 02:11 PM (32YRo)

15 Omar also recently accused conservatives of being anti-Semitic for mentioning Soros.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:11 PM (ZGrMX)

16 "That hook-nosed money-lender is supporting the shekel-grubbing Christ-killer. I wonder why?"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

17 "Jews are cockroaches that conspire together to take over the world!"
-Omar

"I'm only worried about anti-Semites like Trump."
-Paul Krugman, in his bunker hiding from the economic collapse of the Trump era

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:11 PM (q80AH)

18 Like a little bull in a china shop seeing what she can get away with.

That soft racism of very very low expectations.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 11, 2019 02:11 PM (1g7ch)

19 Isnt she banging a Jew these days?

Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (6/uwW)

20 It's funny as heel that the Left invented the term "dog whistle" to characterize what they thought were secret racist messages in right-wing communications -- and the term now has come back to haunt them because in reality 90% of all leftist communication are dog whistles.

Live by the sword, die b the sword*, motherfuckers.

* That's a dog whistle for "I have a big sword and I will use it to cut you up, motherfuckers.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (fK2gX)

21 19 Isnt she banging a Jew these days?
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (6/uwW)

THE SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

22 It being Veterans Day, it's time to re-watch Black Hawk Down, as a reminder of who and what Ilhan Omar is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

23 10 What a peach this one is, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 02:09 PM (bDqIh)'

She's the pit

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (Izzlo)

24 heel = hell

Especially in these new shoes.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (fK2gX)

25 I don't think thats bad. I'm of the mind millions of voters only supported Obama because he was black.

Posted by: Quilp at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (Fxgkp)

26 Can't wait for Trump to constantly bring up Omar and the squad every single day on the campaign trail.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (nNEcr)

27 The problem with making big, huge blankets statements like "all religions are equal" is that - once in a blue moon - all rules run into an exception.

Now - folks will start spouting words and definitions as fast as they can to counter that first sentence. They'll start spouting how Islam isn't a "legit" religion.

Whatever. Does it look like a religion to you ? Then it is. And this one, Islam, is not compatible with Western Civ. It's a cancer, in the most literally of terms. It's uses our defenses against us.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (qiqGr)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

29 By the way - I see where Warren wealth tax lovers are speculating that certain billionaires would have lost 2/3rds they're wealth if we had only enacted a wealth tax decades ago!

Umm - no - these billionaires would have lost everything almost immediately as asset prices tumbled to nothing, and they also would not have anything to reinvested - so, welcome 30% unemployment - Warren - vote for someone whose ideas could have destroyed America decades ago!

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 02:11 PM (32YRo)

so it's a good thing that 2/3 of their wealth would have been confiscated? how exactly is that good? assuming their fantasy world was correct.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (8D42x)

30 Oh, Ilhan. I wonder why you said I wonder why.

Coy little wog bitch.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (4ZE6o)

31 22 It being Veterans Day, it's time to re-watch Black Hawk Down, as a reminder of who and what Ilhan Omar is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

Just think, some high-up people watched those scenes unfolding and concluded that bringing Somalis here was a good idea

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (N4xQB)

32 It's funny as heel that the Left invented the term "dog whistle" to characterize what they thought were secret racist messages in right-wing communications -- and the term now has come back to haunt them because in reality 90% of all leftist communication are dog whistles.

Everything leftists say is projection. Ev. Ery. Thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (ZGrMX)

33 Why haven't we sold Minnesota off yet?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

34 she almost certainly was referring to them being Jewish, but what is amazing is that Trump is the one that has done more for Israel than D's or R's, and a Democrat prez' would likely be less "pro-Israel". (not sure about Bloomberg's stance on Israel though ... but he would be constrained by his Dems in Congress )

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (Cus5s)

35 Just remember one thing,

Ilhan Omar received 78% of the vote in her Minneapolis and suburbs district.

Seventy Eight Percent!!!

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (+0uDE)

36 28 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

How DO you do it? What's your secret?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (NWiLs)

37 You go Girl -

Islam is right about women!

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (qMLbi)

38 Meh.

Posted by: 85% of Jews who vote Democrat every election at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (wneaL)

39 Another shocker that absolutely nobody could've foreseen.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (tVQUs)

40 32 It's funny as heel that the Left invented the term "dog whistle" to characterize what they thought were secret racist messages in right-wing communications -- and the term now has come back to haunt them because in reality 90% of all leftist communication are dog whistles.

Everything leftists say is projection. Ev. Ery. Thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (ZGrMX)

Which makes me wonder who on their side is into prostitutes peeing on beds. That had to have come from somewhere.

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (Izzlo)

41 And this is a surprise?

Posted by: aelfheld at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (IxDhF)

42 From Politico:

Republicans plot counterattack for impeachment hearings

-
Dirty bastards are defending themselves!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)

43 "I'm not anti-Semitic, just anti-Zionist!!!!" - People who call you "Islamophobic" if you oppose the Muslim Brotherhood

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (N4xQB)

44 35 Just remember one thing,

Ilhan Omar received 78% of the vote in her Minneapolis and suburbs district.

Seventy Eight Percent!!!

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (+0uDE)

============

I keep saying it.

She's gonna be the Minnesota governor in 10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (q80AH)

45 SURPRISE!!!!

Posted by: Anal Otter at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

46 Why has she not been arrested for immigration fraud and deported?

Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (Pzzpr)

47 Remember how it was reported that Barry was pissed when the SEALs took out the Somali pirates who had kidnapped the ship's captain?


He was probably disappointed they weren't simply captured and turned loose in Minnesota.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

48 Is anyone running against her in a primary next year? AOC?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (438dO)

49 40 32 It's funny as heel that the Left invented the term "dog whistle" to characterize what they thought were secret racist messages in right-wing communications -- and the term now has come back to haunt them because in reality 90% of all leftist communication are dog whistles.

Everything leftists say is projection. Ev. Ery. Thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (ZGrMX)

Which makes me wonder who on their side is into prostitutes peeing on beds. That had to have come from somewhere.
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (Izzlo)

Blumenthal. He's a nasty, nasty piece of work.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (RD7QR)

50 The problem with making big, huge blankets statements like "all religions are equal" is that - once in a blue moon - all rules run into an exception.

It's almost as if one has to use judgment, rather than mechanically apply a hard and fast precept.

The one I use: would we recognize and support the Aztec religion?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (DXT9A)

51 From Politico:

Republicans plot counterattack for impeachment hearings

-
Dirty bastards are defending themselves!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)

that sort of thing just isn't done in polite company...

-- GOPe

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (8D42x)

52 Why haven't we sold Minnesota off yet?
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Negotiators keep insisting the buyer take California for free. Kills the deal everytime.

Posted by: tbodie at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (MOpDc)

53 Which makes me wonder who on their side is into prostitutes peeing on beds. That had to have come from somewhere.

That's an excellent point. The lazy guess is Bill Clinton, but it's probably actually Schumer or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

54 >>Which makes me wonder who on their side is into prostitutes peeing on beds.


Who isn't?

Posted by: Zombie Kennedy at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (qMLbi)

55 Things taller than Bloomberg;

1- a pile of elephant dung
2- a person playing a munchkin on The Wizard of Oz
3- a pile of chihuahua poop

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (6ypVs)

56 It could well be because they are both billionaires, but fuck her, new rules.

Posted by: fluffy at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (dCRRg)

57 22 It being Veterans Day, it's time to re-watch Black Hawk Down, as a reminder of who and what Ilhan Omar is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

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Irked enough as it is.

Don't need to get full-on pissed off.

Watching the snow fall is soothing, however.

Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (RU4sa)

58 If you can hear the dog whistle, you're the dog...

But this wasn't a dog whistle. It may have been smug, sarcastic, etc., etc., but it ain't no dog whistle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (AURKQ)

59 53 Which makes me wonder who on their side is into prostitutes peeing on beds. That had to have come from somewhere.

That's an excellent point. The lazy guess is Bill Clinton, but it's probably actually Schumer or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

I could see that bug-eyed pencil-necked freak Schiff being into watersports.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (NWiLs)

60 >>The one I use: would we recognize and support the Aztec religion?


The Tuggee aren't much of a problem anymore.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (qMLbi)

61 He was probably disappointed they weren't simply captured and turned loose elected to office in Minnesota.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (DXT9A)

62 19 Isnt she banging a Jew these days?
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (6/uwW)


Those that can cough up the 50 bucks.

Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (h4eZh)

63 She seems nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (Y4EXg)

64 46 Why has she not been arrested for immigration fraud and deported?
Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (Pzzpr)

Speech and Debate clause as interpreted by the Supremes.

Its essentially a get out of jail free card while Congress is in session.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

65 Which makes me wonder who on their side is into prostitutes peeing on beds. That had to have come from somewhere.
=====

I'm not a prostitute, but I still wet the bed.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (psauQ)

66 Irked enough as it is.

Don't need to get full-on pissed off.

Watching the snow fall is soothing, however.
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (RU4sa)

Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

67 This will only make her approval ratings in Minnesota go up.

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (LgqWG)

68 Just remember one thing,

Ilhan Omar received 78% of the vote in her Minneapolis and suburbs district.


Yikes!!! that's too close!!

Posted by: Sheila Jackass Lee at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (XTiHL)

69 >>Why has she not been arrested for immigration fraud and deported?



If Imam Tawadi is correct, it's because she is an agent of Qatar and Qatar has spread enough money around DC (to politicians, think tanks, journalists) that she is protected from prosecution and media scrutiny.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

70 60 >>The one I use: would we recognize and support the Aztec religion?


The Tuggee aren't much of a problem anymore.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (qMLbi)

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Thank you for your service, Dr. Jones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (q80AH)

71 >"I have a big sword and I will use it to cut you up, motherfuckers.

You have a Hattori Hanzo?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (S4Kk8)

72 46 Why has she not been arrested for immigration fraud and deported?
Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (Pzzpr)

---

This is rhetorical, right?

Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (RU4sa)

73 Good grief. Bloomberg is older than Biden. Was Jimmy Carter not available?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (6ypVs)

74 62 19 Isnt she banging a Jew these days?
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (6/uwW)


Those that can cough up the 50 bucks.
Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (h4eZh)

30 pieces of silver is traditional.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

75 I could see that bug-eyed pencil-necked freak Schiff being into watersports.

Yes, and I wish I couldn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (ZGrMX)

76 Watching the snow fall is soothing, however.

Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (RU4sa)


*fist bump* Loved the first snowfall of the year when we lived in Chicagoland. By April, it got old fast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

77 Just remember one thing,

Ilhan Omar received 78% of the vote in her Minneapolis and suburbs district.

Seventy Eight Percent!!!

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (+0uDE)

============

I keep saying it.

She's gonna be the Minnesota governor in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (q80AH)

That's crazy talk! You know I'm getting my turn first! By the time my two terms are up, it'll have been close to 11 years.

Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (tVQUs)

78 Apparently a statue of Moloch has been put up in Rome to celebrate the history of Carthage. This is horrible.

Posted by: Jmel at November 11, 2019 02:19 PM (uFoFG)

79 Howie Kurtz is trying to explain why he doesn't support naming Ciaramella.

He's failing.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 02:19 PM (ZLI7S)

80 Heh Insomniac.

Rather not experience either.

Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 02:19 PM (RU4sa)

81 77
I keep saying it.

She's gonna be the Minnesota governor in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (q80AH)

That's crazy talk! You know I'm getting my turn first! By the time my two terms are up, it'll have been close to 11 years.
Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (tVQUs)

==========

Because her intersectionality score is higher than yours, she will beat you in a primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:19 PM (q80AH)

82 Come on, she just meant the guy's middle name is Benjamins!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (Dh1wo)

83 Ilhan Omar received 78% of the vote in her Minneapolis and suburbs district.
........

Note to self: never go to Minneapolis.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (v0R5T)

84 Wait. Is it time to play Guess Whose the Jew?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (6ypVs)

85 But of course . . .

[Female] Professor Assaults Woman At Veteran's Day Flag Wave Rally In Portland, Then Bites Breast Of Female MMA Champ Who Pins Her Down

Then she whines like a little girl.

https://bit.ly/34QbJH9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

86
It's absolutely unmistakable. Don't tell me it isn't what it is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (13CQC)

87 >>Howie Kurtz is trying to explain why he doesn't support naming Ciaramella.


That guy makes Pamela Des Barres seem like a prudish
little thing.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (qMLbi)

88
By the way - I see where Warren wealth tax lovers are speculating that certain billionaires would have lost 2/3rds they're wealth if we had only enacted a wealth tax decades ago!

Umm - no - these billionaires would have lost everything almost immediately as asset prices tumbled to nothing, and they also would not have anything to reinvested - so, welcome 30% unemployment - Warren - vote for someone whose ideas could have destroyed America decades ago!

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 02:11 PM (32YRo)

so it's a good thing that 2/3 of their wealth would have been confiscated? how exactly is that good? assuming their fantasy world was correct.
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 11, 2019 02:13 PM (8D42x)

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Ninety Percent of their much reduced wealth will be squirrelled away where Uncle Sam cannot reach it.

All the tax will do is make the rich work harder to hide their wealth. Rather than invest their money here in the United States, they will invest their money elsewhere. Elsewhere is also where all the new jobs will be created.

Stupid!

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (+0uDE)

89 35 Just remember one thing,

Ilhan Omar received 78% of the vote in her Minneapolis and suburbs district.

Seventy Eight Percent!!!

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (+0uDE)

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So does Minnesota have a filthy Somali problem or a self-hating Progtard Wypipo problem?

Posted by: cornbred at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (OXzwU)

90 The Democrats sure have some stress fractures in their coalition that they are ignoring and papering over. I wonder when those will pop?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (MIvvh)

91 How DO you do it? What's your secret?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (NWiLs)


It's mostly the Mike Damone philosophy, honestly.

Act like everywhere you go, that's the place to be. And I'm first. Always.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Kurtz looked like he took a dump in his pants when Molly said Eric Ciaramella.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (6ypVs)

93 Which makes me wonder who on their side is into prostitutes peeing on beds. That had to have come from somewhere.
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (Izzlo)

Probably from the British connections who wrote the report.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (FTPn0)

94 Why haven't we sold Minnesota off yet?

Because Canada doesn't need/want another province.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 11, 2019 02:22 PM (pPNCa)

95 Act like everywhere you go, that's the place to be. And I'm first. Always.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

it's like taring a scale.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2019 02:22 PM (AURKQ)

96 So does Minnesota have a filthy Somali problem or a self-hating Progtard Wypipo problem?
Posted by: cornbred at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (OXzwU)

Embrace the power of "And"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 02:22 PM (N4xQB)

97 90 The Democrats sure have some stress fractures in their coalition that they are ignoring and papering over. I wonder when those will pop?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (MIvvh)

==========

If they lose the House, Senate, and WH in 2020...

Early 2021.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:22 PM (q80AH)

98 So does Minnesota have a filthy Somali problem or a self-hating Progtard Wypipo problem?
Posted by: cornbred

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say - "Yes".

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 02:22 PM (Y4EXg)

99 " ...

The one I use: would we recognize and support the Aztec religion?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (DXT9A) "


demonrats would, enthusiastically.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 02:22 PM (JwHjN)

100 That's crazy talk! You know I'm getting my turn first! By the time my two terms are up, it'll have been close to 11 years.
Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (tVQUs)

==========

Because her intersectionality score is higher than yours, she will beat you in a primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:19 PM (q80AH)

Last I checked, I'm the one holding statewide office. Take a guess as to who the bigwigs of the DFL would back if it came down to it.

Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 11, 2019 02:22 PM (tVQUs)

101 Muslims, like gays, are given a lifetime pass no matter what they do/ say.

"The protected classes the rule the U.S."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 11, 2019 02:23 PM (Wmf3G)

102 Those that can cough up the 50 bucks.
Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 02:17 PM (h4eZh)

30 pieces of silver is traditional.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

lets see, silver running about 16.75 an ounce.

30, and a sheckel was .4 ounces, so 12 ounces.

So that would be about $201.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 02:23 PM (NgKpN)

103
It could well be because they are both billionaires, but fuck her, new rules.
Posted by: fluffy

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No no no. If she meant billionaires, she'd say billionaires. She means Jews.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 02:23 PM (13CQC)

104 "Loved the first snowfall of the year when we lived in Chicagoland. By April, it got old fast."

er..ah..that's like 5 months or so

Posted by: DanMan at November 11, 2019 02:23 PM (XTiHL)

105 I seem to remember the Minneapolis airport having concerns about Somali baggage handlers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

106 >>ah..that's like 5 months or so


We can be there in 10 minutes.

I know a guy who totally doesn't have a Time Machine.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:25 PM (qMLbi)

107 Cooperman is an easy rich guy to dislike. He was incensed and almost brought to tears that a fellow Democrat, like Warren, would demonize great 'humanitarian billionaires'.Just like Gates, he wants to control where HIS money goes, but you flyover ppl don't deserve to have the right to direct your taxes. Hypocrisy strong w Mr. Cooperman.

Posted by: Ever at November 11, 2019 02:25 PM (ZZDMQ)

108 Then she whines like a little girl.

https://bit.ly/34QbJH9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)


"All my live I've had to be the one...."

"You don't know what Donald Trump is."

They're all fucking mentally INSANE.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

109 The one I use: would we recognize and support the Aztec religion?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:16 PM (DXT9A)


Great post - I only clipped the last sentence. But I agree with you 100%.

But here's where people get surly - whenever we start talking black and white stuff. Exactly stuff like "freedom of religion". We have to be careful when spouting absolutes. In this case - does everything that calls itself a religion get a pass ? Because then we get into debating definitions - and everything falls to shit.

The understood, workable definition is "Judeo-Christian". I agree with that one, even though I don't partake. And even then - the argument never ends and the bounds always get pushed - for both good and bad.

But I'm positive of this - Islam doesn't fall into my Venn Diagram. If the FBI needs a job, infiltrate that.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 02:26 PM (qiqGr)

110
Why has she not been arrested for immigration fraud and deported?



If Imam Tawadi is correct, it's because she is an agent of Qatar and Qatar has spread enough money around DC (to politicians, think tanks, journalists) that she is protected from prosecution and media scrutiny.
Posted by: Lizzy

=========

I thought we had a Department of Justice for cases like that. It's supposed to be above the foreign money and media influence machine. I thought this Department of Justice even had a strong guy at the head.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 02:26 PM (13CQC)

111 lets see, silver running about 16.75 an ounce.

30, and a sheckel was .4 ounces, so 12 ounces.

So that would be about $201.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 02:23 PM (NgKpN)

12 ozt. of silver is one troy pound.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 02:26 PM (tVQUs)

112 >>I seem to remember the Minneapolis airport having concerns about Somali baggage handlers.

You can't swing a dead cat at the Minn/St Paul airport without hitting a Somali. A huge number of the taxi drivers are Somalis and their driving ability is questionable, it become downright scary when it snows.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)

113 Wow, I can't imagine why I haven't seen this in my regional newspaper (Boston Globe), or on any of the local or national news programs.

Oh wait, I don't need to imagine it - I know.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 02:27 PM (77WPm)

114 *live=life

Damn fingers.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

115 The Aztecs sucked. But they still probably sacrificed fewer people than Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 02:27 PM (H5knJ)

116 I'M A PURFESSOR!

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 02:28 PM (v0R5T)

117
Cooperman is an easy rich guy to dislike. He was incensed and almost brought to tears that a fellow Democrat, like Warren, would demonize great 'humanitarian billionaires'.

Posted by: Ever

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That's icing on the cake. How does he think people like Warren and Ilhan come to power?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 02:28 PM (13CQC)

118 This woman has seen more sick than an airport urinal. How can there not be any videos ?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 02:28 PM (6ypVs)

119 The Aztecs sucked. But they still probably sacrificed fewer people than Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 02:27 PM (H5knJ)

IIRC, they sacrificed fewer people, but did so at a greater rate over a shorter period of time.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 02:29 PM (tVQUs)

120 I'M A PURFESSOR!
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 02:28 PM (v0R5T)


Not for long, you dumb deranged cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

121 The Aztecs sucked. But they still probably sacrificed fewer people than Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 02:27 PM (H5knJ)

Was at a natural history museum lately with a large Aztec exhibit. They made a big deal about their sacrificing "up-to 84 THOUSAND" in a single year when they "dedicated" their new temple.
Which is - what? - like 3-4 slow months for PP? In the USA alone?

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 02:30 PM (77WPm)

122 94 Why haven't we sold Minnesota off yet?

Because Canada doesn't need/want another province.
Posted by: Basement Cat


And they already have enough third world refugees living off the taxpayer dime.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2019 02:30 PM (+lVUW)

123 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

"All my live I've had to be the one...."

"You don't know what Donald Trump is."

They're all fucking mentally INSANE.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Yep. Absolutely batshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:30 PM (NWiLs)

124 She got bit by that dirtbag? That's gonna fester.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 02:30 PM (v0R5T)

125 Record lows for the Berkshires tomorrow night

Global warming confirmed

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 02:30 PM (rpxSz)

126 She got bit by that dirtbag? That's gonna fester.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 02:30 PM (v0R5T)


It was through the jacket and shirt, so they're hoping that was enough of a buffer to prevent the spread of batshit.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

127 I seem to remember the Minneapolis airport having concerns about Somali baggage handlers.

-
Speaking of airports with problems.

https://bit.ly/2qGwiY0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)

128 So does Minnesota have a filthy Somali problem or a self-hating Progtard Wypipo problem?
Posted by: cornbred at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (OXzwU)


I think the latter led to the former.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:31 PM (DXT9A)

129 So does Minnesota have a filthy Somali problem or a self-hating Progtard Wypipo problem?
Posted by: cornbred at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (OXzwU)

I think the latter led to the former.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:31 PM (DXT9A)


Accurate.

Posted by: DocJ at November 11, 2019 02:32 PM (77WPm)

130 I'm no fan of Ms. Omar, but if "dog whistling" is BS when leftists accuse loyal Americans of it, it's still BS when someone accuses them of it.
There's plenty of actual evidence that Ms. Omar is anti-Semitic. We don't need to resort to hearing dog whistles.

Posted by: Emmett DeMundi at November 11, 2019 02:33 PM (XVyQS)

131 Ugh. Just heard comments from the Vet's day parade that Trump was speaking at, from vets.

"He's a threat to national security...."

I weep for our future.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

132 So does Minnesota have a filthy Somali problem or a self-hating Progtard Wypipo problem?

More the latter I think. Omar was a member of the former Somali ruling family and was violently deposed, so presumably she's more popular with baizuo than with Somalis. But I'm sure there are self-hating Somalis too.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:33 PM (ZGrMX)

133 if Somalians are so fucking great

why is Somalia such a shit hole ?

same with Mexico etal

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 02:33 PM (rpxSz)

134 130 - No. One set of rules for everyone.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 02:34 PM (H5knJ)

135 We are still in desperate need of a final solution to the Jewish problem.

What? I meant the problem of Jews getting all the good tables at the popular downtown restaurants!

My goodness, what do you think I meant?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 02:34 PM (UB/j7)

136 The Aztecs sucked. But they still probably sacrificed fewer people than Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 02:27 PM (H5knJ)
...........

Pffft. Pikers.

Posted by: Sinaloa Cartel at November 11, 2019 02:34 PM (v0R5T)

137 So does Minnesota have a filthy Somali problem or a self-hating Progtard Wypipo problem?

Posted by: cornbred at November 11, 2019 02:21 PM (OXzwU)




I think the latter led to the former.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:31 PM (DXT9A)


Barry, or whomever directed Barry, was so much smarter than he's given credit for. He was insistent on taking in these Somalis. And he forced them into all the right places.

Look at those places now.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 02:35 PM (qiqGr)

138 I'M A PURFESSOR!

-
A professor of batshitology.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

139 131 Ugh. Just heard comments from the Vet's day parade that Trump was speaking at, from vets.

"He's a threat to national security...."

Vets selected purely at random, I'm sure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 02:36 PM (UB/j7)

140
I keep saying it.

She's gonna be the Minnesota governor in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies

========

Well, consider: is there more money and power and opportunity to lethally harm America in MN governorship than there is in federal office?

I don't know if you've been reading how bad she is, but she has transported Somali warlord tactics straight to her district. She has thugs who go door to door threatening Somali constituents. She is extorting her husband's silence (the actual husband, not the bro) about her criminality. And the Qatar connection. I bet she's putting real money in place to do some real harm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 02:36 PM (13CQC)

141 -
A professor of batshitology.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:35 PM


My favorite was the "I can't breathe" bull shit.

"You can breathe fine."

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

142

Whoopi Goldberg: It's not anti-Semitism anti-Semitism

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 02:36 PM (pY4Aj)

143 Just stopping home to see what's going on.
Leftists are all in bed with Islam so there is the answer

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 02:36 PM (ZCEU2)

144 Islam is quite possibly the Beast in Revelation.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2019 02:36 PM (Lr5Wu)

145 I long for Harry's krisnas

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 02:37 PM (rpxSz)

146 Ugh. Just heard comments from the Vet's day parade that Trump was speaking at, from vets.

"He's a threat to national security...."

Vets selected purely at random, I'm sure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 02:36 PM (UB/j7)

Vietnam-era veterans like Chief Running Fridge?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 02:37 PM (tVQUs)

147 America was once a great nation, but we failed to keep it.

Posted by: overit at November 11, 2019 02:37 PM (sI15f)

148 131 Ugh. Just heard comments from the Vet's day parade that Trump was speaking at, from vets.

"He's a threat to national security...."

I weep for our future.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)


Was the anonymous vet named "John Kelly" by any chance?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 02:37 PM (N4xQB)

149 America was once a great nation, but we failed to keep it.
Posted by: overit at November 11, 2019 02:37 PM (sI15f)


It's not quite dead yet.

Thus Trump. He's only got 5 years left, then who is the issue.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

150 130 I'm no fan of Ms. Omar, but if "dog whistling" is BS when leftists accuse loyal Americans of it, it's still BS when someone accuses them of it.
There's plenty of actual evidence that Ms. Omar is anti-Semitic. We don't need to resort to hearing dog whistles.

Posted by: Emmett DeMundi at November 11, 2019 02:33 PM (XVyQS)


needed repeating.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 11, 2019 02:38 PM (uU9ws)

151 Vietnam-era veterans like Chief Running Fridge?
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 02:37 PM (tVQUs)


Aka "Dances with Meth Pipe."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:38 PM (DXT9A)

152 144 Islam is quite possibly the Beast in Revelation.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2019 02:36 PM (Lr5Wu)


"Hold my severed head and clitoris.."

- - Sociailists

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2019 02:39 PM (zBaqJ)

153 Was the anonymous vet named "John Kelly" by any chance?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 02:37 PM (N4xQB)


Didn't catch the name, but he DID sound like he preferred a mouth full of ballsack.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

154 >>I weep for our future.


I know we all are supposed to make idols out of the Military...

but it is largely made up of people.

And people, for the most part, are the worst.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:39 PM (qMLbi)

155 Islam is quite possibly the Beast in Revelation.

I've seen some non-leftists (I won't call them conservatives) saying that if Islam is the only ironclad shield against the left's crazy sexual politics then bring on the goats and the 4 wives. The globalists literally thought of everything.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:40 PM (ZGrMX)

156 My favorite part is how the democrats/media collude, minimize, deflect, and gaslight.

No comrade, her anti-semitism isn't the problem, it's you comrade, paying too much attention to her words! That is the problem!

Scum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2019 02:40 PM (1BRkj)

157 According to Heritage Foundation, Planned Parenthood's 2017/18 annual report reported 332,757 abortions performed. In a year.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 02:40 PM (H5knJ)

158 Filthy Scandi > Filthy Somali.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 11, 2019 02:40 PM (88+cf)

159 Isolated, this wouldn't be so bad but in the context of her many other statements and background, yeah. She hates teh Joo, as the kids say.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

160 >>Planned Parenthood's 2017/18 annual report reported 332,757 abortions performed. In a year.


Over 1 Billion Severed

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Signage at November 11, 2019 02:41 PM (qMLbi)

161 Trump vs. 'Dreamers' may come down to Chief Justice Roberts...

-
Dude, you're harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)

162 May girl spawn recently acquired a t-shirt that has this phrase
on the front...

I used to be a people person until people ruined it.

Yeh, she takes after me.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 02:42 PM (myjNJ)

163 158 Filthy Scandi > Filthy Somali.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 11, 2019 02:40 PM (88+cf)


Ahem. Greta Thunberg? Filthy Scandi ~ Filthy Somali.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:42 PM (DXT9A)

164 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

I hope the MMA champ punched her.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 11, 2019 02:43 PM (uquGJ)

165 I hope the MMA champ punched her.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 11, 2019 02:43 PM (uquGJ)


No. Just pinned her down and held her on the ground until she pulled the "I can't breathe" shit.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Zzzzzz. Blatant racism has been normalized for a while now [against select targets]. It's meekly/cluelessly tolerated/internalized by dumb white people and select other flavors. The sting of "anti-semitism" is long gone among wide sectors who either use or accept the crude racism and tribalism that has degraded much of American politix, and even our sad remnant of a constitutional order ["affirmative action" - a laughable litmus test for basic understanding of rule of law and equal justice under law - failed miserably by "elite" lightweights for decades].


Meh.


Her district deserves her, as does MN, as does Congress. They all choose or enable.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 02:44 PM (QDnY+)

167 Ahem. Greta Thunberg? Filthy Scandi ~ Filthy Somali.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:42 PM (DXT9A)

I, perhaps wrongly, assumed there was an hierarchy of filth somewhere.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 11, 2019 02:44 PM (88+cf)

168 There's a lot of ruin in a country.
Hell, England is still sorta around and they had a longer climb up and a sharper climb down.

I imagine America's hell will continue for as long as God wills it.

Gonna suck for the rest of the world. We're pretty much all that's between them and the howling barbarians old and new.

Buy ammo.
Be ready to use it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at November 11, 2019 02:44 PM (bcbK8)

169 Islam is an infection. Progressivism is HIV destroying your immune system.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 02:46 PM (N4xQB)

170 I ain't missing Jews at all...

Posted by: Ilhan "John Waite" Omar at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (BDQo0)

171 Just like Gates, he wants to control where HIS money goes, but you flyover ppl don't deserve to have the right to direct your taxes. Hypocrisy strong w Mr. Cooperman.

Posted by: Ever at November 11, 2019 02:25 PM (ZZDMQ)

Just like Bloomberg, for that matter. Despite the Republicans correctly pointing out what an awful person Ilhan Omar is, "Republican" billionaires like Bloomberg and Cooperman are crossing to the Democrats. Not the other way around. Most American Jews agree with Engels, Bloomberg, and Nadler that it's the dirty deplorables who are the real anti-Semites, and not their golden hijabi.

This is just a story with an ending we've already read.

Posted by: trev006 at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (V+8Zu)

172 Islam is an infection. Progressivism is HIV destroying your immune system.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 11, 2019 02:46 PM (N4xQB)

good analogy

Posted by: BignJames at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (X/Pw5)

173 The globalists literally thought of everything.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2019 02:40 PM (ZGrMX)


They've thought of a lot of things - but maybe not everything.

I think they assume they can somehow bring about what they're looking for, here, without killing the golden goose in the process.

I think they're wrong. I think, when push comes to shove, any American that still likes the opening scene from Patton wins the day. Because that American counts for three of theirs.

That type of American doesn't even need to be the majority of people that fill out the census.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (qiqGr)

174 Gonna suck for the rest of the world. We're pretty much all that's between them and the howling barbarians old and new.

Yeah, that's kind of the problem. When things were getting awful and corrupt in the past, there was a frontier to escape to, a new place to build a new life if you had the tenacity and courage to attempt it.

America was that last frontier. There are no more Americas to flee to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

175 I was told there'd be no math.

Joe Biden Thinks He Will Do 'Better' Than First Place In Both New Hampshire And Iowa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)

176

Omar is a cancer on America.

Cancer.


Cancer eventually kills every living thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 02:48 PM (sy5kK)

177 >>America was that last frontier. There are no more Americas to flee to.


They can look to Greenland.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:48 PM (qMLbi)

178 ["affirmative action" - a laughable litmus test for basic understanding of rule of law and equal justice under law

If you like to see an American liberal look pained - and I know we all do - use the Brit term "positive DISCRIMINATION."

Same thing with TV "journalists," whom Brits accurately call "newsreaders."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:49 PM (DXT9A)

179 I ain't missing Jews at all...
Posted by: Ilhan "John Waite" Omar at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (BDQo0)


I'm going to Hell for LOL'ing at this, aren't I......

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

180 175 I was told there'd be no math.

Joe Biden Thinks He Will Do 'Better' Than First Place In Both New Hampshire And Iowa
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)

Does somebody want to tell Joe that there's no honors list in the primaries?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 11, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

181 174 Gonna suck for the rest of the world. We're pretty much all that's between them and the howling barbarians old and new.

Yeah, that's kind of the problem. When things were getting awful and corrupt in the past, there was a frontier to escape to, a new place to build a new life if you had the tenacity and courage to attempt it.

America was that last frontier. There are no more Americas to flee to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

==========

*looks to the stars*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)

182 Trade Minnesota for Greenland!
Win/Win.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 11, 2019 02:49 PM (88+cf)

183 >>America was that last frontier. There are no more Americas to flee to.


Get to Mars!

Posted by: Space-Port Signage at November 11, 2019 02:50 PM (qMLbi)

184 I, perhaps wrongly, assumed there was an hierarchy of filth somewhere.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 11, 2019 02:44 PM (88+cf)


It's kind of like comparing infinities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 02:50 PM (DXT9A)

185 Huh. She hates Jews.

I wonder why.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 02:50 PM (uEbPt)

186 185 Huh. She hates Jews.

I wonder why.
Posted by: ... at November 11, 2019 02:50 PM (uEbPt)

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Their noses?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:51 PM (q80AH)

187 21 19 Isnt she banging a Jew these days?
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (6/uwW)

THE SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (NWiLs)


Their pillow talk would get David Duke harder than a pipewrench.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 02:51 PM (sy5kK)

188 Huh? What? Who?
Trump is Hitler!!!!!!ty

Posted by: 85% of Jews who vote Democrat every election at November 11, 2019 02:51 PM (wneaL)

189 *looks to the stars*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)


This shit is happening now. Unless you've got a rocket that can carry all your movies, pay attention.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 02:51 PM (qiqGr)

190 Frist!

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Fox News Chief Content Officer at November 11, 2019 02:52 PM (NVYyb)

191 Anybody else get the feeling that Cindy McCain is going to run for office?

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2019 02:52 PM (KNsKs)

192 189 *looks to the stars*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)

This shit is happening now. Unless you've got a rocket that can carry all your movies, pay attention.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 02:51 PM (qiqGr)

==========

I'M NOT COMMENTING ON A BLOG SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND MUST BE SHAMED!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

193 America was once a great nation, but we failed to keep it.

Its not impossible that the model that modernists came up with in the enlightenment cannot survive modern culture and technology, so something new has to come to replace it. That the collapse of our system and the republic was not just inevitable, but possibly positive, if it can be handled correctly.

I just do not see us handling it correctly. There is no John Adams or Thomas Jefferson out there. Just a buncha Thomas Paines writing endless pamphlets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

194 Well at least Cooperman and Bloomberg aren't engaged in incestuous relationships with their brothers.

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 02:52 PM (2Mnv1)

195 I don't see the problem with a Jewish guy supporting a Jewish candidate. If another Muslim socialist ran for office, I'm sure Ilhan Nur Said would would support it. Especially if that candidate also liked immigration fraud.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 11, 2019 02:52 PM (PVG6F)

196 Just remember one thing,

Ilhan Omar received 78% of the vote in her Minneapolis and suburbs district.

Seventy Eight Percent!!!

Posted by: rd at November 11, 2019 02:14 PM (+0uDE)
************
In other words she can say or do ANYTHING she wants... and will still be elected.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 02:52 PM (wiXsO)

197 The Boston Celtic's new center has called out Omar on her support of Erdrogan. His own dad is in prison because of Erdrogan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (WRnYo)

198 >>Anybody else get the feeling that Cindy McCain is going to run for office?


Nah. She's just a tool.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (qMLbi)

199 Isnt she banging a Jew these days?
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 02:12 PM (6/uwW)


Banging how ??

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (y6K9g)

200 Their noses?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:51 PM (q80AH)


IT's GOTTA be the SHOES!!

Posted by: Mars Blackmon at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

201
Banging how ??
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (y6K9g)


Like, with a cock.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

202 *looks to the stars*

"find a new life in the off-world colonies!"

Except we dropped the ball on that bad boy. Reagan shut down the entire space program because one teacher died. We've been fumbling ever since.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

203 Islam is actually dying, but it's going to take a couple generations of misery to get there. We're caught up in it's death throes, in which it's mad devotees lash out and externalize the fault for the rot that they feel setting in.

The reason is simple - Islam is not compatible with modernity. How much longer can the Ayatollah's hold on? The Soviets only managed to hold on for 72 years, I don't think the Ayatollah's will last nearly that long. And when their regime falls, it will fall hard.

Islam has nothing to offer it's followers, not when they can see how rich and spoiled the non-Islamic world is. They only had their 20th century surge because of the incredible wealth that the oilfields brought them, and that's slipping away more every day. Christianity produced advanced, cohesive societies, which allowed industrialization, which created great wealth. Islam creates parasite societies, capable of nothing original. As the easy money goes, those societies will fall just as Syria and Libya already have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

204 191 Anybody else get the feeling that Cindy McCain is going to run for office?

My dead husband John McCain would have wanted me to run for office!

Posted by: Cindy McVain at November 11, 2019 02:54 PM (1XNk8)

205 Which makes me wonder who on their side is into prostitutes peeing on beds. That had to have come from somewhere.
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 02:15 PM (Izzlo)


Nellie Ohr, Deep Stater and wife of FBI 4th in command Bruce Ohr, is generally credited with writing the Steele Dossier.

So, a senior member of the US government.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 02:54 PM (sy5kK)

206 Whites are the only group who are not allowed to vote someone because they look like them.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 02:54 PM (wneaL)

207
I was told there'd be no math.



Joe Biden Thinks He Will Do 'Better' Than First Place In Both New Hampshire And Iowa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)


Biden is planning on coming in Firstest place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 02:54 PM (pY4Aj)

208 Nancy Pelosi's reply: "I had a chicken sandwich once".....

Posted by: James at November 11, 2019 02:54 PM (qM84C)

209 From the sidebar item: why should anyone give a rat's ass about what Cindy McCain has to say about anything other than wrecking marriages or peddling cheap suds? Poor Mega Keating really lost the genetic lottery.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 11, 2019 02:54 PM (y7DUB)

210 >>My dead husband John McCain would have wanted me to run for office!


I'm John McCain's Tumor and I approve this message.

Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at November 11, 2019 02:55 PM (qMLbi)

211 Like, with a cock.
Posted by: Sponge


She has a cock???? How diid i miss that bit of news?

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 02:55 PM (y6K9g)

212 >America was that last frontier. There are no more Americas to flee to.

Then the choice is easy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2019 02:55 PM (S4Kk8)

213 Cindy is too old. They are prepping Fatty McCain for a political life.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 02:56 PM (wneaL)

214 We don't need to resort to hearing dog whistles.

Posted by: Emmett DeMundi at November 11, 2019 02:33 PM (XVyQS)

needed repeating.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 11, 2019 02:38 PM (uU9ws)

===

How are you posting if you're deaf dumb and blind?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2019 02:56 PM (1BRkj)

215 189
I'M NOT COMMENTING ON A BLOG SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND MUST BE SHAMED!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies
____________

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHAME ON YOU!

Posted by: Fat, Angry Eight Year Old Greta Roethlisberger at November 11, 2019 02:56 PM (9vQJW)

216 She has a cock???? How diid i miss that bit of news?
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 02:55 PM (y6K9g)


And apparently, it's Jewish.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

217 >>How are you posting if you're deaf dumb and blind?


He has a Pinball Simulator opened up in another window.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (qMLbi)

218 Anyone else think this entire impeachment process is just Pelosi letting Schiff commit political suicide because she hates him? Just recently learned Pelosi handed the impeachment investigation to Schiff before it all got started and I suspect she wants him to fail.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (0jZvB)

219 I'll come in firstest place in both New Hampshire and Old Hampshire! Then I'll win firstest place in Iowaho. Love their potatoes. They remind me of that fella on CNN, the one who needs my hair-plug guy's number. Is that paste? I love paste!

Posted by: Joe Bribin' at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (1XNk8)

220 Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2019 02:56 PM (1BRkj)

How do you like that huge mural of Greta ?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (Q5ALd)

221 I like zombie politics!

Posted by: Cindy McCain, zombie hungry at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (NVYyb)

222 218 Anyone else think this entire impeachment process is just Pelosi letting Schiff commit political suicide because she hates him? Just recently learned Pelosi handed the impeachment investigation to Schiff before it all got started and I suspect she wants him to fail.
Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (0jZvB)

==========

Heh.

Except he'll never lose his election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (q80AH)

223 From the sidebar item: why should anyone give a rat's ass about what Cindy McCain has to say about anything other than wrecking marriages or peddling cheap suds?

Yeah, she seems to think everyone worships her husband, and any proclamation about his thoughts is akin to a word from God. Honey, almost nobody liked him. They liked some of what he would SAY but nobody liked him except you and your daughter. And I question your liking.

Whites are the only group who are not allowed to vote someone because they look like them.

The only group not allowed to be proud of their culture, or of someone because they are a part of their culture. The only group not permitted to want more members of their culture represented in media and entertainment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

224 Cindy McCain = Resting Bitch Face

She's disgusting.

Posted by: Ever at November 11, 2019 02:58 PM (ZZDMQ)

225 I'm going to do BETTER than first! I'm going for SECOND!

Everyone knows 2 is more than 1. What came after World War 1? World War 2! I rest my case.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 11, 2019 02:58 PM (RKQ/v)

226 Megs McCain will need a hoist and a Clydesdale to cross any finish line.

If you want to delve into how Cindy married John, then you need to see if George 'Bud' Day ever talked about the divorce since he was John's lawyer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 02:58 PM (WRnYo)

227 I'M NOT COMMENTING ON A BLOG SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND MUST BE SHAMED!
Funny.

The Founders would have given their left nut - and sometimes gave much more - just to have a platform to freely exchange opinion and information on. They spilled ink on paper that cost real money - because they thought what they said meant something. Some of them died for it.


Maybe that's part of why we're in the position we are. Because they took it seriously, and we do not.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 02:58 PM (qiqGr)

228 <<<Except he'll never lose his election.
True, but he'll be politically impotent, and I think she'd be perfectly happy with that.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 11, 2019 02:59 PM (0jZvB)

229 How are you posting if you're deaf dumb and blind?





Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2019 02:56 PM (1BRkj)

As an expert pinball player from Soho down to Brighton, posting is a piece of cake for this deaf, dumb and blind guy. And Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Cindy McCain, zombie hungry at November 11, 2019 02:59 PM (NVYyb)

230 Phoenix wine moms would prolly vote for Fatty McCain. Cindy though....looks too much like a cunt.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 11, 2019 02:59 PM (wneaL)

231 227 Maybe that's part of why we're in the position we are. Because they took it seriously, and we do not.

Posted by: Angry White Man at November 11, 2019 02:58 PM (qiqGr)

=========

I'm sorry I sometimes like to have fun instead of stressing over bad things happening to my country all the time.

I am shamed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:59 PM (q80AH)

232 131 Ugh. Just heard comments from the Vet's day parade that Trump was speaking at, from vets.

"He's a threat to national security...."

I weep for our future.
Posted by: Sponge



Vets plural or Vets "plural" (1 guy who's convenient to the narrative)?

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 11, 2019 02:59 PM (7qR1X)

233 >>Maybe that's part of why we're in the position we are. Because they took it seriously, and we do not.


John Brown is right!

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 03:00 PM (qMLbi)

234 All these political 4 star buffoons should lose their military pension and busted to private...... WTF did they learn in their professional military education other then to suck politicians cocks to include Hillary !!!!!?????

Posted by: James at November 11, 2019 03:00 PM (qM84C)

235 Briben Joe DiMoneyo is one helluva a politician. And a fine looking man of hte people, too!

Posted by: Cindy McCain, zombie hungry at November 11, 2019 03:01 PM (NVYyb)

236 I'm sorry I sometimes like to have fun instead of stressing over bad things happening to my country all the time.

I am shamed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 02:59 PM (q80AH)

Shame! Shame! Shame!

Posted by: Nun with the bell from Game of Thrones at November 11, 2019 03:01 PM (N4xQB)

237
Islam is quite possibly the Beast in Revelation.


There are two Beasts in Revelation: one is radio, the other is television.

What islam is is the exact polar opposite of Christianity. Instead of love, it preaches hatred. Instead of patience and compassion towards other people, it preaches submission or death to those who refuse.

All of it is satanic in origin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 03:01 PM (HaL55)

238
Vets plural or Vets "plural" (1 guy who's convenient to the narrative)?
Posted by: Puddlglum at November 11, 2019 02:59 PM (7qR1X)


There were 3 interviewed and 2 had the same sentiment as that.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

239 As the easy money goes, those societies will fall just as Syria and Libya already have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

Saudi Arabia and Jordan don't have their intelligence services and law enforcement acting against the legitimate leadership of the country. And that's just a sample of the Middle East: Indonesia is doing well compared to many countries.

Nothing lasts forever, but there are quite a few Western countries that will fall long before obsolete Islamic monarchies will. It's about cultural stability: and an elite culture that betrays their people instead of strengthening them.

Posted by: trev006 at November 11, 2019 03:01 PM (V+8Zu)

240 John McCain cheated on Cindy too. He was not a good person. Before he was a POW and after.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 03:01 PM (Q5ALd)

241 240 John McCain cheated on Cindy too. He was not a good person. Before he was a POW and after.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 03:01 PM (Q5ALd)

==========

HW Bush had a long term affair outside of his marriage.

But Trump is bad because he's not faithful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 11, 2019 03:02 PM (q80AH)

242 I saw McCain's picture at the Naval Academy.
Somebody drew a dick on his face.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 11, 2019 03:02 PM (88+cf)

243 How do you like that huge mural of Greta ?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 02:57 PM (Q5ALd)

===

As much as I liked Nancy Pelosi Drive. Gonna do the same thing to it too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2019 03:02 PM (1BRkj)

244 Okay time to get more chores about the house done.

Someone turn on the Grail Sign, this place needs a little danger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 03:03 PM (WRnYo)

245 203 Islam is actually dying, but it's going to take a couple generations of misery to get there. We're caught up in it's death throes, in which it's mad devotees lash out and externalize the fault for the rot that they feel setting in.

The reason is simple - Islam is not compatible with modernity. How much longer can the Ayatollah's hold on? The Soviets only managed to hold on for 72 years, I don't think the Ayatollah's will last nearly that long. And when their regime falls, it will fall hard.

Islam has nothing to offer it's followers, not when they can see how rich and spoiled the non-Islamic world is. They only had their 20th century surge because of the incredible wealth that the oilfields brought them, and that's slipping away more every day. Christianity produced advanced, cohesive societies, which allowed industrialization, which created great wealth. Islam creates parasite societies, capable of nothing original. As the easy money goes, those societies will fall just as Syria and Libya already have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)


Not trying to disagree, but to understand. Has it changed since the 11th century? l would argue mostly "no". Only Muslims in modern Western countries seem to get that beheading or burning people is not acceptable in modern society.

And look at Libya. It is a complete chit-show, completely chaotic. It gone from a dictator led, relatively peaceful country to open lawlessness. Syria is a hellhole.

I don't see those countries, or many other Muslim dominant countries living like modern ones.

The 11th century mindset isn't going away.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 03:03 PM (sy5kK)

246 Good news, Congresswoman! No one is talking about your incestuous sham marriage or your campaign finance affair quagmire any more!

Posted by: an Omar Aide at November 11, 2019 03:03 PM (V40IZ)

247 Of course I'm impotent. Impotent people get security d