Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Ever have an OH SHIT moment?
23 People Whose Guardian Angel Took a Day Off


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Perusing the news I came across these stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • Good fences make good neighbors or not.

  • That's a lot of trouble for two brewskis.

  • This is going to be one heck of a fishing tournament. Just ask Joyce.

  • Never leave him home without it.

  • Never a dull moment with Russian dash cam.

  • First empty the gun by shooting it before throwing it, amirite?

  • Breaking up is hard to do.

  • Remind me why I drink coffee alone.

  • Not the kind of girl you take home to meet Mother.

  • You too can own a zoo for a cool 14.2 million bucks.

  • We really are only 29 after all H/T redc1c4


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    Pants on, pants off. It doesn't matter on Saturday morning in an open thread. Enjoy these or whatever comes to mind. Just remember to leave the 'ettes hair alone, no running with sharp objects and be nice to one another.

    Have a great weekend!!!

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:43 AM




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    1 WTFO??

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

    2 First, 1st time, whoaaaaaaa

    Good Morning All.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (AvblT)

    3 Third!

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

    4 Well not quite.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (AvblT)

    5 Coffeve!

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:47 AM (6qErC)

    6 Nice

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)

    7 Vic,
    Asparagus and CBD oil.
    Check them both out.
    Also this thread on Free Republic.
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3735908/posts?q=1&;page=225#225

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:47 AM (AvblT)

    8 Top ten?

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:47 AM (BbGew)

    9 Old Spin: Kate Upton will be my love slave. We will fill the halls of my castle with children!

    New Spin: Makin' hand babies FTW!

    Posted by: billybo b at March 23, 2019 08:48 AM (OKp8N)

    10 OK, Trump will come back at those traitors 10x's harder.
    POPCORN!!!!

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (AvblT)

    11 A bug is a small target to shoot at, but practice makes perfect

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (BbGew)

    12 For real truck vs overpass, search for the Durham, NC bridge...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (6qErC)

    13 Just remember: get your info straight BEFORE you take Mom to a movie!

    Posted by: BJ54 at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (7Ml7x)

    14 And of course, they drop the (non) report late on a Friday afternoon, on the last weekday of (most) students Spring Break. "Remember that Mueller investigation?"
    "Mueller...it rings a bell. What ever came of that?"
    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
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    Hmmm, wasn't there a movie called "Ferris Mueller's Day Off"???

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (UUBmN)

    15 MisHum, I have donned pants for your thread.

    *whispers: I don't even do this for OregonMuse*

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (kQs4Y)

    16 OK, Trump will come back at those traitors 10x's harder.
    POPCORN!!!!


    If you take a shot at the king, hadn't you better kill him? I'm hoping for some glorious revenge.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (CE5C/)

    17 OK, Trump will come back at those traitors 10x's harder.
    POPCORN!!!!

    If you take a shot at the king, hadn't you better kill him? I'm hoping for some glorious revenge.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (CE5C/)


    Yup
    Tora Tora Tora

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:52 AM (m8J9w)

    18 The Russian dash cam.

    Not too long ago, I watched one where this car kept blocking another car from passing. Finally, the blocked car pulls up alongside the blocking car and out pops an AKM from the window.

    Blocking car immediately pulls to the side of the road and allows blocked car to pass in peace.

    More coffee.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:52 AM (Z+IKu)

    19 "A bug is a small target to shoot at, but practice makes perfect"

    It can still be fun.

    Got one of these for the patio last year.

    And they work

    https://www.bugasalt.com/collections

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:52 AM (cqNba)

    20 I went to read J.J.'s morning report, and discovered it is Saturday!

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 08:53 AM (Rz2Nc)

    21 Now a rational person, a normal RINO President, would reach out to his enemy with an Olive Branch now.

    Thank G-D PDT is not normal, but a fuckin asshole like me who will seek revenge. Bury your enemies, step on their necks when they are down. And then piss on thier graves

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (m8J9w)

    22 Weather's pretty foxy out there right now.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (t+qrx)

    23 Weather's pretty foxy out there right now.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (t+qrx)


    DC area? I hear it is bad. It is sunny and mild here in Portsmouth VA.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:55 AM (m8J9w)

    24 Since I'm doing keto, I take my covfefe Bulletproof. With unsalted Kerigold butter and MCT oil. A blender is mandatory otherwise it's covfefe with an oil slick on top...bleh! A blender emulsifiers everything so there is no oily taste or mouth feel. I don't add an artificial sweetener, but it is an option.

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:56 AM (UUBmN)

    25 12 For real truck vs overpass, search for the Durham, NC bridge...
    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (6qErC)

    I've put that into an ONT or 2.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 08:57 AM (aA3+G)

    26 Had the Buffet Breakfeast at the Sheraton Waterside in Norfolk this AM...It kinda sucked. Bacon should have been crispier.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:57 AM (m8J9w)

    27 They were chanting "Lock her up" last night at Mar a Largo.
    Trump rally next week, we will hear it loud and clear.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (AvblT)

    28 John Dean: Mueller Probe Conclusion Doesnt Resolve Whether Trump Russian Agent

    Why are he and bernstein still vertical?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (m8J9w)

    29 26 Had the Buffet Breakfeast at the Sheraton Waterside in Norfolk this AM...It kinda sucked. Bacon should have been crispier.
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:57 AM (m8J9w)


    LOL, leave it to a member of the tribe to complain about bacon. Love it

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (aA3+G)

    30 Rimming is on that whore's menu.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (tRLIC)

    31 They were chanting "Lock her up" last night at Mar a Largo.
    Trump rally next week, we will hear it loud and clear.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (AvblT)


    His next rally should be epic

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (m8J9w)

    32 Village Idiot's Apprentice

    South Carolina is looking like a good place. And no Florida Man.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

    33 LOL, leave it to a member of the tribe to complain about bacon. Love it

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (aA3+G)


    Well the sausage sucked also and the eggs were runny. LOL. Waitress was nice

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:00 AM (m8J9w)

    34 Now a rational person, a normal RINO President, would reach out to his enemy with an Olive Branch now.

    As an appetizer for us, one player who needs that olive branch broken off inside him is Jeff Sessions.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 09:00 AM (dBiBP)

    35 OFTW ?

    Posted by: saf at March 23, 2019 09:00 AM (5IHGB)

    36 15 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

    You tease so well.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

    37 DC area? I hear it is bad. It is sunny and mild here in Portsmouth VA.
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:55 AM (m8J9w)


    Lansing.

    https://stoatnet.org/foxyweather.jpg

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:01 AM (t+qrx)

    38 Should I get up and do my walk now or wait until later this afternoon??? Decisions....decisions....

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 09:02 AM (UUBmN)

    39 Should I get up and do my walk now or wait until later this afternoon?

    Did you finish your quart of salt water? I'd wait.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 09:03 AM (jyVW0)

    40 This is soooo last thread... asked ms mouse about gas prices in metro markets - she said it's a rule change. Winter blends now have to be completely run out a month earlier...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 09:04 AM (6qErC)

    41 Trump needs to do something dramatic and symbolic to rub in the Mueller news, punishing the core group of about 30 people who perpetuated this lie.

    I suggest he revoke the security clearances of everyone involved on the left, past and present government employees - including Adam Schiff and Richard Blumenthal.

    He has the power to do it. One stroke of the pen and these people will see nothing marked "confidential"or above. Also declare that he is instituting a special task force to specifically watch for any classified information leaking to this group and warn that it will be prosecuted to the highest extent if found.

    Hardball. Play it.

    Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2019 09:05 AM (/roJx)

    42 Well I'm back. Took me two hours to get a blood sugar reading. Instruction on the meter were shit. Took me the most time to figure out that instructions for getting blood in the meter manual were not for the meter. Every one of the fingers on my left hand has a hole poked in it. If the meter finally was reading right my blood sugar was down to 90.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 09:05 AM (mpXpK)

    43 So - bad barrel bacon?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)

    44 Nevergiveup,
    Kinda early for the barrel...

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (UUBmN)

    45 33 LOL, leave it to a member of the tribe to complain about bacon. Love it

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (aA3+G)


    Well the sausage sucked also and the eggs were runny. LOL. Waitress was nice
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:00 AM (m8J9w)


    Please tell me you poured rich maple syrup on your French Toast

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (aA3+G)

    46 Nevergiveup will have time to think about that bacon in the barrel.

    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (gNCcC)

    47 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:04 AM (m8J9w)
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    Welcome my friend, to the show that never ends, step inside, step inside...

    Posted by: Barrel - hi there at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (WEBkv)

    48 NGU, I think that means you have to stick your hand in the barrel for 30 seconds.

    Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (ZfRYq)

    49 Vic

    Lots of advice and best wishes on the previous tread.

    It gets easier, or so my wife tells me. And 90 is good.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 09:07 AM (u82oZ)

    50 It's a shame to have to go to the barrel on a lovely Saturday morning.

    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 23, 2019 09:07 AM (JgA4k)

    51 A REAL Republican would have apologized for the appearance of the Russia thing and vowed to work with the Democrats to ensure every vote counts.

    Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2019 09:08 AM (ZfRYq)

    52 41 This is soooo last thread... asked ms mouse about gas prices in metro markets - she said it's a rule change. Winter blends now have to be completely run out a month earlier...
    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 09:04 AM (6qErC)
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    Recently traveled through ID and UT. Then, we made our way back to CA and started cringing at the price of gasoline again.

    Uggh.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:08 AM (WEBkv)

    53 Looks like some rain later so I should probably go now....

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 09:09 AM (UUBmN)

    54 Nevergiveup,
    Kinda early for the barrel...

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (UUBmN)


    Fuckin NY Post. Thanks Rupert

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:09 AM (m8J9w)

    55 You Morons know that the Summer-Winter blends are just because CA. CA is dictating rules for the entire country.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 09:10 AM (mpXpK)

    56 I once dated Mar A LARGO,solid foundation that dame,Hemingway hooked her off the Tortugas,painful that but anything went in those good times, 6 toed pussies abounded and could be grabbed willy nilly then along came the Mueller report and spoiled the great times......

    Posted by: saf at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (5IHGB)

    57 Watching CNN so you don't have to. So far, they are spinning the Mueller report:Thanking Mueller for exposing the Russian involvement in the election. Also just because there are no indictments doesn't mean Trump didn't break any laws. Since he can't be charged while in office, there would be no need to indict....until he's out of office.
    Whew! So, this is the initial spin by the Dems. The media is going to enjoy the wrath of America.

    Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (Z0huu)

    58 Going to say NGU, flirting with the barrel?

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (BbGew)

    59 56 You Morons know that the Summer-Winter blends are just because CA. CA is dictating rules for the entire country.
    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 09:10 AM (mpXpK)
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    And I believe a good part of that is due to the air quality in the Central Valley.

    Yeah, my wife and I can't leave soon enough.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (WEBkv)

    60 Welp time to go shoot a High Power Match.

    Must be ready for the gub thread tomorrow.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:12 AM (WEBkv)

    61 I'm finally getting my retrofuturistic neo-present!

    https://tinyurl.com/y894z2jf

    It's got fins!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 09:12 AM (kQs4Y)

    62 I like my liberal tears black, no sugar. Mmmmmm tasty, tasty tears.

    Posted by: Publius Redux at March 23, 2019 09:13 AM (6GoHQ)

    63 I don't care about the Mueller report.

    I want the Bob Kraft tapes.

    They should play these at every Patriot away game during TV time outs next season.

    Oh, the horror.


    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 09:15 AM (Z+IKu)

    64 Mornin', reprobates.

    Gotta get my mind right.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 09:16 AM (NWiLs)

    65 Watching the protests, caption says there is a ban on certain locations which adds up to last week trying to make it the end of protests caption.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 09:18 AM (BbGew)

    66 64 I don't care about the Mueller report.

    I want the Bob Kraft tapes.

    They should play these at every Patriot away game during TV time outs next season.

    Oh, the horror.


    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 09:15 AM (Z+IKu)


    That is scuzzy

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:19 AM (aA3+G)

    67 You know what's really concerning about the lefty reaction to the Mueller report? How surprised they were. The arrogance, the irrationality, the hate, those are all unfortunately normal human impulses.

    But for months, if not at least a year, EVERY single development in the Mueller investigation indicated this is how it was going to end. There were even several stories in the mainstream media about the Mueller investigation being a "dud." And yet these Trump-haters are not just surprised, they are SHOCKED at this conclusion.

    That's not simply stupid. That is a mass of humanity which has stopped paying attention to ANYONE who tells them something they don't want to hear.

    Mike

    Posted by: MBunge at March 23, 2019 09:20 AM (o2S4J)

    68 Welp time to go shoot a High Power Match.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:12 AM (WEBkv)

    What kind of rifle you chooting?

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:20 AM (ykq7q)

    69 The SPLC spammed the thread!!!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:21 AM (V2Yro)

    70 And I believe a good part of that is due to the air quality in the Central Valley.



    Yeah, my wife and I can't leave soon enough.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (WEBkv)


    You have to hang around to ride the Bullet Train from somewhere near Merced to somewhere near Bakersfield. The ride of a life time in minutes....Maybe Disney can run it as part of a new park.

    Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2019 09:21 AM (AFaaB)

    71 Watching CNN so you don't have to. So far, they are spinning the Mueller report:Thanking Mueller for exposing the Russian involvement in the election. Also just because there are no indictments doesn't mean Trump didn't break any laws. Since he can't be charged while in office, there would be no need to indict....until he's out of office.
    Whew! So, this is the initial spin by the Dems. The media is going to enjoy the wrath of America.
    Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (Z0huu)


    The Democrats are stupid, but they're smart enough to know their voters are stupider then they are, and if they keep telling the same lies over and over enough, which they have, it won't matter what the truth is.

    If Trump is going to win in 2020, if the almost-as-stupid R Party is to take back the House, it's going to be squeaky close.

    Why?

    We live in the idiocracy.

    Not sure yet if it's fully over, or just partially over, but the Dems have punched this thing hard enough, they just might pull it off.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:21 AM (cY3LT)

    72 'Sup people?
    Vacation concluded. Packing up and heading home after breakfast.

    Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2019 09:21 AM (Tbklz)

    73 Nadler is on three (maybe four) of the Sunday Morning programs tomorrow. He's going to double down on continuing investigations to find something, anything.

    Will any of Wallace, Tapper or Todd say "have you no decency, sir?"

    My bet is no, as they've also been humping the lie for two years.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 09:22 AM (1UZdv)

    74 Ferris Mueller's day off.

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:24 AM (ykq7q)

    75 Congress will get involved and hold endless investigations, that will come up with the real truth, I'm sure....not

    Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2019 09:24 AM (AFaaB)

    76 Time for Mueller to investigate Hillary. Of course that investigation won't last very long since she is actually guilty, and there is plenty of evidence to be found.

    Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 09:25 AM (2pj1N)

    77 I take my coffee black, only when my wife forgot to buy creamer.

    Posted by: obsidian at March 23, 2019 09:25 AM (7+yqP)

    78 Why do so many Egyptian statues have broken noses?
    "The damaged part of the body is no longer able to do its job," Bleiberg explained. Without a nose, the statue-spirit ceases to breathe, so that the vandal is effectively "killing" it.

    Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at March 23, 2019 09:25 AM (e8kgV)

    79 Meanwhile, the invading army continues to march across our southern border. Seems like PDT is the only person in DC who really cares about it.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 23, 2019 09:28 AM (xzqr4)

    80 I propose an open-ended investigation of Robert Mueller and all his minions to find out why they failed to find evidence of Trump's obvious collusion with teh Russians.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

    81 Congress will get involved and hold endless investigations, that will come up with the real truth, I'm sure....not
    Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2019 09:24 AM (AFaaB)


    Sounds like a good job for the ex-bartender with the big teeth and nice tits. Her and the two anti-semitic tarp wearers.

    Give them something to do with their time. Have them hold hearings. It would be precious.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:28 AM (cY3LT)

    82 If the left was smart they would drop this Russia crap like a hot potato and at least pretend they are trying to govern. If they keep pulling on that thread they are only going to expose more of their corruption.

    Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

    83 68 You know what's really concerning about the lefty reaction to the Mueller report? How surprised they were. The arrogance, the irrationality, the hate, those are all unfortunately normal human impulses.

    But for months, if not at least a year, EVERY single development in the Mueller investigation indicated this is how it was going to end. There were even several stories in the mainstream media about the Mueller investigation being a "dud." And yet these Trump-haters are not just surprised, they are SHOCKED at this conclusion.

    That's not simply stupid. That is a mass of humanity which has stopped paying attention to ANYONE who tells them something they don't want to hear. "

    Quite literally, they made a Cult Religion out of their politics. They believed in it like a Cult, they found Meaning for their Lives in it like a Cult.

    And now they face the same problem that every Cult leader and follower in this situation has always end up having to face - what do you and your followers do when the Great Day of Wrath and Destruction that you predicted and preached about for so long has come and gone, and nothing in fact actually happened at all???

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (V2Yro)

    84 Not the kind of girl you'd take home to Mother. Must be a super freak.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHPhZwZKvzk

    Posted by: windbag at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (awgKf)

    85 I propose an open-ended investigation of Robert Mueller and all his minions to find out why they failed to find evidence of Trump's obvious collusion with teh Russians.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 09:28 AM (oVJmc)


    Easy peasy. Whitey Bolger had the info. So Trump had him killed.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:30 AM (cY3LT)

    86 Every few weeks in last 24 months a Leftist media would report this is it, we got him now over some leak, it's not really a wonder they can't believe it is a dud report.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 09:30 AM (BbGew)

    87 Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)


    Thank G-D

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:31 AM (m8J9w)

    88 74 Nadler is on three (maybe four) of the Sunday Morning programs tomorrow. He's going to double down on continuing investigations to find something, anything.

    Will any of Wallace, Tapper or Todd say "have you no decency, sir?"

    My bet is no, as they've also been humping the lie for two years.
    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 09:22 AM (1UZdv)

    Watched Chris Wallace on Special Report and it was unbelievable how disappointed he was. He was actually holding out hope there would be damaging info in the report we have yet to see and made sure everyone knew how many people were indicted and that "process crimes" are very very serious.

    This guy is supposed to be an "objective" journalist.

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (OAlmw)

    89 Well have to go hunt for fresh coffee soon here. I think ICU usually has some and a few of my peeps are on Duty today

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (m8J9w)

    90 I bought some Lavazza Gran Crema (IIRC) whole bean coffee recently. It was on clearance, something like 2lbs for $6. I don't make it espresso-ey but make it just like regular coffee in a regular coffee maker, though. It's interesting because it does have a very creamy flavor and texture. Add a bit of half and half and it's like a desert. Add some liquor to that, and it's like a real desert.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (nDOs4)

    91 Watched Chris Wallace on Special Report and it was unbelievable how disappointed he was. He was actually holding out hope there would be damaging info in the report we have yet to see and made sure everyone knew how many people were indicted and that "process crimes" are very very serious.

    This guy is supposed to be an "objective" journalist.

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (OAlmw)


    I hate him

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (m8J9w)

    92 Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

    As someone already said, neither are their voters.

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)

    93 "what do you and your followers do when the Great Day of Wrath and Destruction that you predicted and preached about for so long has come and gone, and nothing in fact actually happened at all???"

    When cults run into this, they lose some followers while the rest double down. Well documented.

    Because Leftism is an ersatz religion.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (1UZdv)

    94 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (V2Yro)

    It's not politics to them, it's faith.

    They believe what their leaders tell them. If they wanted to think for themselves, they wouldn't be leftists.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (oVJmc)

    95 I think my favorite part of the Lefty goalpost moving is how they are all acting like they've been saying all along that Mueller could not indicte Trump.

    Really bitches? That's exactly the opposite of what you've been strongly implying if not outright saying for two years
    Then, three minutes later, they'll go on about the SDNY investigation.

    The subpart is the narrowing of "no more indictments" to "no indictments of Trump" so they can still peddle their conspiracy.

    And now it's all, "well, we still don't know why Trump has behaved so weirdly toward Russia. We still don't know if he's an unwitting Russian asset."

    At least three times last night I heard 3 different people on CNN say exactly that, that Trump is a "Russian asset." Clapper and Dana Bash said it.

    The collusion was a lie so now they're alleging outright treason.

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (TN1P5)

    96 75 Ferris Mueller's day off.
    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:24 AM (ykq7q)

    Ferris Mueller's off day!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

    97 Fortunately, they aren't smart.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
    ~~~~~

    Chris Coons was just on FOX trying to be a reasonable democrat.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (NtglE)

    98 If the left was smart they would drop this Russia crap like a hot potato and at least pretend they are trying to govern. If they keep pulling on that thread they are only going to expose more of their corruption.

    Fortunately, they aren't smart.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)


    You're more optimistic than I am.

    I think they continue to go on teevee, tell their idiot voters on MSNPC and elsewhere, whatever spin they want, and the idiot voters will nod and agree. How evil Trump must be...

    I don't expect it to be a losing strategy. A big win? Maybe not, but at the very least it takes the racist idiot dingbat broad Congressgals off the front pages. Them and the nearly endless gaggle of stupid idiot Presidential "candidates."

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (cY3LT)

    99 78 I take my coffee black, only when my wife forgot to buy creamer.
    Posted by: obsidian at March 23, 2019 09:25 AM (7+yqP)


    Black and bitter like your life this morning?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (aA3+G)

    100 Chris Coons was just on FOX trying to be a reasonable democrat.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (NtglE)


    And unicorns live in central park in NYC

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (m8J9w)

    101 96 I think my favorite part of the Lefty goalpost moving is how they are all acting like they've been saying all along that Mueller could not indicte Trump.

    hell they have change from football field to rugby pitch and move venue to NZ

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

    102 14 Hmmm, wasn't there a movie called "Ferris Mueller's Day Off"???

    Okay, the fact that it took 2 years for someone to use the phrase "Ferris Mueller" just proves that civilization is completely shot to shit. SMOD deliver us!

    Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 23, 2019 09:36 AM (+juAL)

    103 Also, I despise captcha. I despise even more that they apparently calibrate it for blind grandmothers who have never used a mouse. Power user who can see and quickly and accurately click on the choices correctly? Here, have ten captchas.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 09:36 AM (nDOs4)

    104 Can we get one journalist to say to a Dem "Face it, Trump beat Hillary fair and square. Get over it."

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:37 AM (OAlmw)

    105 iirc, we were told a special counsel to investigate Hillary would not be a good idea, since it would take too long, and regular FBI can do the job.


    and we are told (by "true believers"?) that the Huber/Horowitz et al thing is indeed ongoing, just about to reveal findings, and indictments. But it is DeepState ... so is it anything but bureaucrat butt buddies burying their own crimes?

    Two years obstruction of the president and interference in the 2018 election, the coup members should hang. A couple more million invaders have poured in, still no wall ... damage has been vast. DeepState are globalists, still running much/most of our government.

    MAYBE some will be more free to act with Acting Tyrant Mueller gone ... but he is not really gone yet. Like in the move What About Bob ... "you think he's gone, he's not gone" opens door, and there's Bob staring at him. (and there is an army of Bobs in The Resistance, all should be hung) imo

    Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2019 09:38 AM (Cus5s)

    106 Watched Chris Wallace on Special Report and it was unbelievable how disappointed he was. He was actually holding out hope there would be damaging info in the report we have yet to see and made sure everyone knew how many people were indicted and that "process crimes" are very very serious.
    This guy is supposed to be an "objective" journalist.
    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (OAlmw)
    ~~~~~

    Brett Baier wasn't much better yesterday. He held it together a little better than Wallace, but I was pretty surprised at his obvious disappointment in the report.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 09:38 AM (NtglE)

    107 Can we get one journalist to say to a Dem "Face it, Trump beat Hillary fair and square. Get over it."

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:37 AM (OAlmw)

    @gunpoint.....maybe

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:38 AM (ykq7q)

    108 >>You're more optimistic than I am.

    >>I think they continue to go on teevee, tell their idiot voters on MSNPC and elsewhere, whatever spin they want, and the idiot voters will nod and agree. How evil Trump must be...

    >>I don't expect it to be a losing strategy. A big win? Maybe not, but at the very least it takes the racist idiot dingbat broad Congressgals off the front pages. Them and the nearly endless gaggle of stupid idiot Presidential "candidates."

    Their voters are almost exclusively high functioning retards. Nothing will ever convince them that Orange Man Good.

    But there are a whole hell of a lot of persuadable voters who end up swinging elections ever cycle and they are not going to want another 2 years of a bullshit investigation. Not to mention the counter investigations that are about to be revealed.

    And then there is Ukraine where all of this really started. They do not want to go down that road.

    But hey, let them go full YOLO. They will be every bit as successful as they have been with fake Russia collusion scam.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:39 AM (/tuJf)

    109 Wife likes Lavazza espresso coffee in her K cup maker.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 09:39 AM (BbGew)

    110 Watched Chris Wallace on Special Report and it was unbelievable how
    disappointed he was. He was actually holding out hope there would be
    damaging info in the report we have yet to see and made sure everyone
    knew how many people were indicted and that "process crimes" are very
    very serious.



    This guy is supposed to be an "objective" journalist.



    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM

    ---

    Yep, every single article or news report goes to great lengths to say how many indictments meuller issued and lists all of the guilty pleas along with convictions.

    It's almost like they have a talking points memo.

    One thing that none of them report on is the fact that no one was indicted for "collusion" and meuller couldn't convince a Grand Jury that Trump is/was guilty of anything.


    Now it's time for Trump to weaponize the report as msnbc is reporting.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2019 09:40 AM (JUOKG)

    111 OK, out of left field question....

    Can some enterprising young Hordeling put me some knowledge about the John Birch Society?

    AFAIK, they were basically just rabid anti-communists, but i've also heard that they were explicitly a whites-only, segregationist movement as well...

    Of course, that strikes me at first as being nonsense, but is it true? I don't want to be pushing back against this point if it's actually true. Anyone got any good overviews of it to link to?

    I don't trust Google Fu for this one, because God knows the first three pages would just be lies anyway...

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 09:41 AM (Ct55T)

    112 Look at the Left-- their base is a bunch of hysterical, emotionally-stunted loonies. These aren't people who are applying logical thought to what they assert or what they see happening before them.

    Sure, they should have seen Mueller's report would be a dud, if only for the last six weeks when expectations kept getting reined in and people started leaving his office (or more likely when no convictions had anything to do with the 2016 election or Trump). But they have to follow the leader, see? They have to believe in their elites, who kept telling them Trump was going down soon, very soon, just keep tuning in for the news.

    Rational people would have prepared to lose. But these people aren't rational, and they can't understand simple facts or logic. They're taught that their feelz are what's important and what should make Reality.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

    113 At least three times last night I heard 3 different people on CNN say exactly that, that Trump is a "Russian asset." Clapper and Dana Bash said it.

    The collusion was a lie so now they're alleging outright treason.
    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (TN1P5)


    The former director of the NSA has said it. The current Speaker of the House has said it.

    They will demonstrate just how fully capable they are of airbrushing out of history, the words that came out of their mouths.

    That's quite an accomplishment.

    Honestly, at this point I think anything less than secession and separation is impossible.

    The United States of America is no more.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (cY3LT)

    114 Chris Coons was on CNN just prior to Fox and did not sound so cooperative. He, like all politicians, speak to their audience. Two-faced liars the lot of em.

    Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (Z0huu)

    115 First I thought, "How dumb do you have to. be to throw a gun at a cockroach?"

    Then I read the story and realized, "Oh, that's not so bad, he threw a shoe at a cockroach."

    And then the gun fell out of the shoe, where he had hidden it, and he got a bullet in his foot.

    And I thought, "How dumb do you have to be to hide a gun in a shoe?"

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)

    116 Seems like the French Yellow Jacket march is better attended than recently.

    Also, can we have a Special Council now to investigate and indict everyone involved in this phony-baloney coup attempt? Seems only fair.

    Posted by: Blutarski at March 23, 2019 09:43 AM (+Tibp)

    117 It doesn't take a huge leap to imagine that Barack Obama was an Iranian/IRGC agent. Probably not actually true, but a plausible case can be made.

    There is absolutely zero evidence that Trump is any kind of foreign agent, in fact there's mountains of evidence to the contrary.

    Guess which one the talking assholes on the TeeVee run with?

    Come here, coffee, at least you never disappoint me.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 09:44 AM (Ct55T)

    118 If Mueller wasn't going to find crimes committed by Trump himself, because he couldn't charge him, as the Democrats are all claiming is the reason for no more indictments, why:
    The need for a special counsel?
    Why the demand Session recuse?
    Why the months speculation on whether to depose Trump?
    Why the outage when Trump claimed he was cleared because Comey told him he was not under investigation?
    Why the claims that Trump obstructed justice by firing Comey?

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 23, 2019 09:44 AM (TN1P5)

    119 Muldoon

    Top of the morning to ya.

    How come you didn't link your limerick of the day? Do you get the weekend off to run sprint-intertvals with the dog, while carrying a pack of lead weights?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)

    120 Why oh why has MisHum become so protective and prescriptive regarding the 'ettes hair?

    What's next, no eructations? No recess?

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)

    121 120 Why oh why has MisHum become so protective and prescriptive regarding the 'ettes hair?

    What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)


    You want to mess with bluebell's pony tail and get sporked? Go for it Bub

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (aA3+G)

    122 What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)

    *buuuuurp*

    see ya on the playground, bro.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (Ct55T)

    123 Bring it all down, Donald. Charity fraud, "non-profits", and book deals.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 09:47 AM (Ry8mf)

    124 Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

    As someone already said, neither are their voters.
    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)

    ------

    They're also insane. Consider their candidates:

    Hickenlooper took his mom to see hardcore porn, at the theater. Beto fed his wife shit and wants to run over kids. Biden can't help but grope the kiddies and expose himself to female SS agents. Gillibrand keeps covering up for the sex predators she likes hiring. Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics. Cory Booker is a bug-eyed closeted gay who made up a fake friend and calls himself Spartacus. Bernie Sanders is an open Communist who writes fondly of his rape fantasies.

    These people all belong in a loony bin, and people who vote for them need a sippy cup so they don't mess themselves.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 09:47 AM (5aX2M)

    125 What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)

    *buuuuurp*

    see ya on the playground, bro.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko

    Cracks of a SBD...yells at dog.

    Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2019 09:48 AM (8ikIW)

    126
    Those Rooskies are a tricksie bunch - the second you look for them, they vanish!

    Posted by: tedious libs who won't let go of russian collusion at March 23, 2019 09:50 AM (pNxlR)

    127 Momma Hickenlooper: "Son, I am so disappointed with that "Deep Throat" movie yo took me to."

    Junior Hickenlooper: "Yeah, I'm sorry Ma, I didn't realize it was a porno."

    Momma H: "Oh no, it's not that, son. I'm disappointed that she wasn't doing it right. I could have shown her the right way to do a counterclockwise swirl."

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2)

    128 Junior H: "Aww Ma. That's MY move!"

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2)

    129 And I thought, "How dumb do you have to be to hide a gun in a shoe?"

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)


    ---

    LUXURY!

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 09:52 AM (nDOs4)

    130 121 120 Why oh why has MisHum become so protective and prescriptive regarding the 'ettes hair?

    What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)


    You want to mess with bluebell's pony tail and get sporked? Go for it Bub


    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (aA3+G)
    ---
    The 'rons can hold my hair back if I'm tossing my cookies after a rager.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 09:52 AM (kQs4Y)

    131 Good Morning AoS folk

    What an epic week! Meuller lays a goose egg, Maddow in tears....

    And just WHERE is RBG?


    Posted by: Anonymous Guy In Ca at March 23, 2019 09:53 AM (RcMUX)

    132 Mother Hickenlooper sounds like a fun broad.

    Posted by: Slow Joey Biden at March 23, 2019 09:53 AM (oVJmc)

    133 Limerick link back in my nick.

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:54 AM (m45I2)

    134 120 Why oh why has MisHum become so protective and prescriptive regarding the 'ettes hair?

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)


    The important thing is that 'ettes are allowed to mess with the 'rons's hair.

    Posted by: Emmie at March 23, 2019 09:54 AM (4HMW8)

    135 High odds that Congresscritters like Schiff were leaking classified information.

    I'd charge them, and ask Nancy to take them off key committees immediately. If she doesn't revoke their security clearances.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 09:55 AM (1UZdv)

    136 This campaign season, let it be known that I am taking a very pro-chignon position.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 09:55 AM (nDOs4)

    137 The 'rons can hold my hair back if I'm tossing my cookies after a rager.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 09:52 AM (kQs4Y)


    We get to pass judgement on the performance, though. You really have to sell it.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:55 AM (t+qrx)

    138
    CJ Laing > Linda Loveless

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 09:58 AM (jYje5)

    139 "Nice to meet you Mrs. Lickenhummer...errr..I mean Hickenlooper."

    /John H-looper's friends

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2)

    140 Interesting article on the Yellow Jackets from Sara Hoyt on Instapundit.

    In the article they show a picture of Yellow Jackets setting up a guillotine. My Photo Shop skills do not tell me if this is a fake or not.

    Posted by: Big V at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (sN665)

    141 Can some enterprising young Hordeling put me some knowledge about the John Birch Society?

    AFAIK, they were basically just rabid anti-communists, but i've also heard that they were explicitly a whites-only, segregationist movement as well...

    Of course, that strikes me at first as being nonsense, but is it true? I don't want to be pushing back against this point if it's actually true. Anyone got any good overviews of it to link to? "


    I don't have link to anything - I was quite young when they were around, but I remember them, knew plenty of friends fathers when I was growing up who were a part. This won't be a surprise - almost everything you've been told about them has been a deliberate lie, started by the Rockefeller Republican wing, which became the Bush Family organization, which morphed into the GOP-e today.

    short story - the John Birch movement was the Tea Party of its day, but it was completely crushed by the power structure, who was terrified that they helped a man like Barry Goldwater get the GOP nomination. The Bircher's biggest "crime" was that they were militantly anti-communist, and they held that there were Soviet Agents planted at multiple levels throughout our State Department and other important institutions. They even went so far as to say there were left wing Senators and Congressmen on the Soviet's payroll. (And in fact, we now know that there were)

    The biggest lie about them is the "Racist!!!" tag - this is done by claiming that they were the same as the Southern Democrats, which is where all of the institutionalized racism of the first half of the 20th century was based. This is malicious idiocy - the Southern Democrats were always part of FDR's coaltion, and they were allied with Henry Wallace's "Red" Faction, and Huey Long's and Eugene V. Debs socialists - the Birchers had *nothing* to do with any of those groups, and pointed out, rightly, that they were just about all on the Soviet payroll.

    As far as I can tell, the main source of the "Racist!" claim is because Barry Goldwater, who the Birchers supported, came out and said it was wrong for the Fed'l Government to use Race as a justification to launch a huge new power grab from the States, which was done by Johnson in the 60's. They didn't support the Southern Democrats who wanted segregation, but they didn't think the solution was to allow the Feds to have the kind of power we now live with every day today.

    And that was the core of it, that's where it started - any attempt to oppose the Growth and Power of the Fed'l Govm't was now, by default, "RACIST!!!"

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (V2Yro)

    142 In current events, you know what looks even more stupid than a millenial with a man bun?

    A middle aged guy with a man bun.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (nDOs4)

    143 Ever have an OH SHIT moment?

    Anyone who drinks out of a bowl deserves that.

    Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2019 10:01 AM (YJn4J)

    144 Thanks Tom Servo.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:01 AM (nDOs4)

    145 Ugh. NeverTrumper Cavuto is on. No good Saturday radio.

    Thank God today is a day-drinking day!

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 10:02 AM (NtglE)

    146 >>Thank God today is a day-drinking day!

    I'm considering using the dusting of snow we got last as an excuse to do nothing today.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:03 AM (/tuJf)

    147 MisHum, I have donned pants for your thread.


    Awwwww..........

    Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 10:04 AM (gW+6p)

    148 Trump is a foreign agent and must be impeached!!

    No one ever said he was a Russian agent. But Trump is always rushin' to do things for foreign countries. Google "Trump" and "St. Kitts and Nevis" and when you don't find anything that's PROOF of the cover-up!!

    If the guy who was elected is allowed to remain in office then we no longer live in a democracy!!!

    This isn't the end, it's just the beginning!!!!

    Posted by: WaterCow at March 23, 2019 10:05 AM (4Ud3/)

    149 >>Thank God today is a day-drinking day!

    I'm considering using the dusting of snow we got last as an excuse to do nothing today.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:03 AM (/tuJf)


    You can get a lot done before breakfast if you eat cold leftover pizza in the morning and make pancakes at 4pm. Eating the leftover pizza counts as housecleaning, too.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:05 AM (t+qrx)

    150 "And then there is Ukraine where all of this really started. They do not want to go down that road."Posted by: JackStraw

    there is a lot of covert info we may never know, imo. It seems we did indeed "interfere in their elections", and Manafort was working for the Russia candidate. We may have even led a "coup" there, idk. But in some ways, that is the continuing cold war.


    But the Brennan/Clapper stuff, and their continued propaganda war, is helping the globalists divide us. Same with some of the Five Eyes involvement in taking out Trump. Their plans with Hillary are globalist plans, which is sedition.


    There may be legit reasons to cover up parts of the Ukraine thing, but much there (and everywhere) is covert. But the flood of immigrants that create chaos is part of their obstruction of Trump and MAGA, so to me the globalists still seem in control, and they inntend to thwart America First.

    That is why I doubt any serious indictments are forthcoming, except a couple scalps maybe, not the real coup, not Hillary/Obama, probably not even Brennan/Strzok, idk. DeepState will protect their own. Barr basically blessed Mueller, even though he maybe is ending the charade, with Pelosi set to continue it.

    Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2019 10:05 AM (Cus5s)

    151 You want an "oh shit" moment ? Push a missionary into a kettle without suffiiently thunking him on the head first. Man are they pissed.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:06 AM (0rsWa)

    152 Don't cry over spilled milk, they say.
    No problem - I manage that okay.
    But the mug I dropped 'cause it was hot,
    alas, had my one last whiskey shot.


    -------------------

    As of last night at 10:54pm CDT, our grandson has a baby sister. All fingers, toes, and noses accounted for.

    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker's life has changed, again at March 23, 2019 10:07 AM (GvEen)

    153 151 You want an "oh shit" moment ? Push a missionary into a kettle without suffiiently thunking him on the head first. Man are they pissed.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:06 AM (0rsWa)

    It's just like boiling a frog.

    ...little beret all floating around on top... soggy pack of Gauloises....

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:07 AM (Ct55T)

    154 Howdy, Cannibal Bob. Who are you wearing this spring?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (t+qrx)

    155 As far as I can tell, the main source of the "Racist!" claim is because Barry Goldwater, who the Birchers supported, came out and said it was wrong for the Fed'l Government to use Race as a justification to launch a huge new power grab from the States, which was done by Johnson in the 60's. They didn't support the Southern Democrats who wanted segregation, but they didn't think the solution was to allow the Feds to have the kind of power we now live with every day today.

    And that was the core of it, that's where it started - any attempt to oppose the Growth and Power of the Fed'l Govm't was now, by default, "RACIST!!!"
    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (V2Yro)


    There is of course, the famous quote from LBJ, as he was signing the massive Civil Rights legislation... "this will keep the N-word voting Democrat for 200 years."

    Or something like that.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (cY3LT)

    156 Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker's life has changed, again at March 23, 2019 10:07 AM

    CONGRATS!!!

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 23, 2019 10:09 AM (joPfj)

    157 I am sort of out of alcohol, always have some special occasion stuff but don't touch that until , well a special occasion. Should get a bottle today .

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:10 AM (BbGew)

    158 I'm considering using the dusting of snow we got last as an excuse to do nothing today.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:03 AM (/tuJf)
    ~~~~~

    That works. And besides, you've been doing yeoman's work keeping the Horde informed and educated. You deserve at least one day off!

    I shall try to catch up on my reading (there must be 30+ tabs open) for the next couple of hours and then I'm off and running...straight to the pub!

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 10:10 AM (NtglE)

    159 "Nice to meet you Mrs. Lickenhummer...errr..I mean Hickenlooper."

    /John H-looper's friends
    Posted by: Muldoon

    Jimmy Carter once introduced Hubert Humphrey as

    " Hubert Horatio Hornblower"

    Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 10:10 AM (gW+6p)

    160 NPR Scott Simon this morning pathetically waited through the whole sign on and then the newscast and then more intro and then the White House Correspondent repeating it all, before mentioning...

    "cough, mumble mumble no more indictments cough mumble mumble"...

    "...and there may be more investigations and everyone is demanding the full report be released!"

    What pathetic twits.

    Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 23, 2019 10:11 AM (+juAL)

    161 Adorable chubby puppy video

    https://youtu.be/d6T5pughgHE

    Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2019 10:11 AM (BXMxN)

    162 21 Now a rational person, a normal RINO President, would reach out to his enemy with an Olive Branch now.

    Thank G-D PDT is not normal, but a fuckin asshole like me who will seek revenge. Bury your enemies, step on their necks when they are down. And then piss on thier graves

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (m8J9w)

    THIS. I want to see enemies stripped naked, humiliated and well.... fill in ending of your choice.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:12 AM (0rsWa)

    163 >>there is a lot of covert info we may never know, imo. It seems we did indeed "interfere in their elections", and Manafort was working for the Russia candidate. We may have even led a "coup" there, idk. But in some ways, that is the continuing cold war.

    There is a ton of stuff that is available and has been sitting in plain site this whole time but largely ignored because far too many people only get their "news" from the msm. There was nobody more involved in what we did in Ukraine than Maverick McCain.

    I don't think Trump went off on him out of the blue last week and I don't think it's about Obamacare or strictly the dossier.

    I would love to know what Trump and Putin talked about in their private meeting in Helsinki.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)

    164
    A middle aged guy with a man bun.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed
    wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (nDOs4)


    white kid with dreds. It always looks like someone got up early to put the cat's hairballs in as extensions.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:13 AM (mUa7G)

    165 JT - Well Jimmy was a sailor from the full rigged sailing days, probably knew Horatio Hornblower from English port of calls.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:14 AM (BbGew)

    166
    Skip - yeah they closed the State Store inside the Phoenixville Acme AND the one in Kimberton. There's a brand new one in Phoenixville near the Giant. Big, roomy. Inconvenient drive for me.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:14 AM (jYje5)

    167 I found a bottle of Buffalo Trace as recommended by some Moron at some
    point. I didn't realize it was sort of a lottery and that you might end up with something special, but the friendly old guy at the
    ABC store explained that that's why they had to keep the bottles in the
    back room and dole them out individually. Apparently collectors come
    and try to snap them all up if they don't.

    So I'm looking forward
    to cracking the seal on it tonight. And thanks, horde. I'll probably
    try to politely pick a few more up as Christmas presents, too.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:15 AM (ApUNS)

    168 They're also insane. Consider their candidates:

    Hickenlooper took his mom to see hardcore porn, at the theater. Beto fed his wife shit and wants to run over kids. Biden can't help but grope the kiddies and expose himself to female SS agents. Gillibrand keeps covering up for the sex predators she likes hiring. Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics. Cory Booker is a bug-eyed closeted gay who made up a fake friend and calls himself Spartacus. Bernie Sanders is an open Communist who writes fondly of his rape fantasies.

    These people all belong in a loony bin, and people who vote for them need a sippy cup so they don't mess themselves.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 09:47 AM (5aX2M)

    Ahem!
    *points to razor*
    *points to hairy legs*

    Posted by: Heidi Klobuchar at March 23, 2019 10:15 AM (RiTnx)

    169 83
    And now they face the same problem that every Cult leader and follower in this situation has always end up having to face - what do you and your followers do when the Great Day of Wrath and Destruction that you predicted and preached about for so long has come and gone, and nothing in fact actually happened at all???
    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (V2Yro)


    Jonestown and Heaven's Gate offer instructive examples.

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 10:15 AM (sdi6R)

    170 All fingers, toes, and noses accounted for.
    Posted by: grampaw mindful


    *******

    Symmetry - a limerick

    "Well done!", said grandpa and grandmother
    Baby girl, meet your parents and your brother
    We've accounted for your nose
    And you even have ten toes.
    Three on one foot...and seven on the other!


    Congrats, grandpa!

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (m45I2)

    171 154 Howdy, Cannibal Bob. Who are you wearing this spring?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (t+qrx)

    Morning hog. Perfect weather these days so the hairy hobo clothes are put away. Windows open at night. Pool heating up. Enjoying now and no looking ahead to temps from hell.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (0rsWa)

    172 Stopped often at the Phoexville Acme state store, now my Giant is carrying wine and beer is probably the reason.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (BbGew)

    173 THIS. I want to see enemies stripped naked, humiliated and well.... fill in ending of your choice.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:12 AM (0rsWa)


    Banging their twin brother?

    Last I saw of Game of Thots was Cercei blowing up her enemies. So you gotta be careful when you strip your enemies nekkid, cut off their hair, and make them walk the walk of shame.

    If you leave them alive, they don't necessarily go away quietly.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (cY3LT)

    174 THIS. I want to see enemies stripped naked, humiliated and well.... fill in ending of your choice.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:12 AM (0rsWa

    ------

    Coup conspirators convicted of treason, sentenced to die by hanging. From the capstone of the Washington Monument.

    And dig up McCain and string him up too.

    That'd be my choice. Everything official and legal. And all of them very dead, very publicly.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (5aX2M)

    175 Hope Trump exposes the Flynn Frame. By itself, it's a huge scandal and ties together the cabal of Rice (Obama/Jarrett), Comey, Strzok/Page, McCabe and a sitting federal judge. Even Mueller.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (1UZdv)

    176
    Congrats, grandpa!

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (m45I2)

    Excellent Seamus.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (0rsWa)

    177 Happy Saturday!

    Another nice week. SPLC humiliated and Mueller drops a turd in the Dem punch bowl.

    My own modest prediction is this: Trump will wait and let the Dems do their "HE'S STILL OWNED BY RUSSIA OUR MORTAL ENEMY" and then drop a tac nuke on the Dems for all of their own RUSSIA collaboration.

    We're seeing hints of this already in documents being released.

    I've said for a while that the one person in Washington who has almost complete knowledge of this is Donald J. Trump. He's known it for quite a while but is an expert and hiding his thoughts. The fact that his enemies underestimate him only makes this easier.

    At lot of people (like Sundance, who I stopped reading because of his fainting bouts) assumed Trump's timeline was geared to the midterms. We now see that was false. Trump wanted to keep the Senate and lose the House because that would make his re-election that much easier. A RINO-led House would stall his agenda and put him in an awkward situation of going against his own party to get the wall, etc.

    The Dems are the perfect shrieking lunatic foils to make him the candidate of Normal America.

    Mueller's now out of the way and Sessions has purged much of the DoJ so he can get to work. He's made peace with the Bushies, so that front is finally quiet.

    The time is now ripe to re-open the Hillary email investigation as well as DoJ corruption. Oh, and he's got a few dozen extra judges to make the court cases stick. That was a key part people missed: it's not enough to file charges, he needs trusted judges to give them a real trial. He's getting those, which is why whatever else Cocaine Mitch may have done, he's forgiven in my book for ramming those guys through.

    I have no idea what the time element will be, but this is how I see it playing out.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    178 President Trump will need a new set of troll tweets now that Russia Russia is over.

    How about

    You would think a female head of a car company would be concerned about the effect on families from closing a factory. It's all about the Benjamins and not the children.

    Any other ideas 'rons?

    Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at March 23, 2019 10:18 AM (RCnU/)

    179 That'd be my choice. Everything official and legal. And all of them very dead, very publicly.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (5aX2M)

    Sign me up for your newsletter.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:18 AM (0rsWa)

    180 Hickenlooper took his mom to see hardcore porn, at the theater. Beto fed his wife shit and wants to run over kids. Biden can't help but grope the kiddies and expose himself to female SS agents. Gillibrand keeps covering up for the sex predators she likes hiring. Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics. Cory Booker is a bug-eyed closeted gay who made up a fake friend and calls himself Spartacus. Bernie Sanders is an open Communist who writes fondly of his rape fantasies. These people all belong in a loony bin, and people who vote for them need a sippy cup so they don't mess themselves. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

    I know, right?

    Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at March 23, 2019 10:19 AM (Ndje9)

    181 They were chanting "Lock her up" last night at Mar a Largo.
    Trump rally next week, we will hear it loud and clear.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (AvblT)


    I'd also like to hear something along the lines of:

    "Lock them up!"

    and

    "Make them pay us back."

    Anybody, anybody at all who had a hand in this fraud and attempted treason and sedition against the American people,

    need to go to jail and/or be held financially responsible for the cost to the American people that this known fraud cost us.

    Also, I'd like to hear a loud and long chant against the Dims/Progtards?Commies/MSM along the lines of-

    "Po-o-o-o-o-o-o-r Loooooosers!"

    "Fake Media Sucks!"

    You know, like at a football game where your team is crushing a hated rival and you get to rub it in their faces.



    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:20 AM (CRRq9)

    182 white kid with dreds. It always looks like someone got up early to put the cat's hairballs in as extensions.
    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:13 AM (mUa7G)


    I was on the bus a few years ago and there was a freshman-aged college kid in dreds, Vans, and a baja hoodie, listening to Collective Soul on over-the-ears foam Walkman headphones loud enough that I could hear it from two seats away. I hadn't seen a 1990s reenactor in person until then. Not since the actual 1990s.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:20 AM (t+qrx)

    183 Why is the FBI still not recording interviews?Because it is easier for them to make shit up that way.

    https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/325241/

    Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2019 10:21 AM (BXMxN)

    184
    I said to the clerk in the Acme State Store that I was sorry to see they were closing and I had done my share to keep them profitable over the years but you can only ask so much from a person.

    He claims the Acme would not renew their lease. It seems odd that the two state stores closed on the exact same day.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:21 AM (jYje5)

    185 Line the conspirators up against a wall and shoot them. Don't even film it, just let me know when they're in the ground.

    What other Nation in the history of mankind has ever handled this sort of situation differently?

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:23 AM (Ct55T)

    186 President Trump will need a new set of troll tweets now that Russia Russia is over.

    How about

    You would think a female head of a car company would be concerned about the effect on families from closing a factory. It's all about the Benjamins and not the children.

    Any other ideas 'rons?
    Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at March 23, 2019 10:18 AM (RCnU/)


    I don't think anyone has gotten him to release his NCAA brackets.

    What is he hiding???

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:23 AM (cY3LT)

    187 The French protests need heads on pikes to help strike fear, even if just paper machete.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:23 AM (BbGew)

    188 It's the wife's birthday today, I should probably do something.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

    189 I have no idea what the time element will be, but this is how I see it playing out.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    Huh...I could see that. if you followed his business dealings he was very patient, and moved pieces behind the scenes continuously. Its hard for me to give him the credit he deserves for being a 'chess master' because he GOPs are such incompetents, but i am not surprised if he is 10 moves ahead.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (0rsWa)

    190 Did Mueller ever look at the DNC server? Interview the D consulting firm that were the only ones who did? Or just accept that 17 federal agencies really really believed it was the Russians.

    It was part of Mueller's mandate.

    Someone here said that the consulting firm's analysis was like coming home to find your home burgled, seeing an empty Foster's can in the hallway, and saying "it must be Aussies!"

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (1UZdv)

    191 I was on the bus a few years ago and there was a freshman-aged college kid in dreds, Vans, and a baja hoodie, listening to Collective Soul on over-the-ears foam Walkman headphones loud enough that I could hear it from two seats away. I hadn't seen a 1990s reenactor in person until then. Not since the actual 1990s.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:20 AM (t+qrx)


    Heaven help us.

    Words can't express how much I hate Pearl Jam.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (cY3LT)

    192 Trump needs to schedule rallies all around the country.

    Mock the Dems and media and demand apologies at every stop.

    EPIC.

    Posted by: HA at March 23, 2019 10:26 AM (MAstk)

    193 but i am not surprised if he is 10 moves ahead.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (0rsWa)

    When they're still agonizing over nine moves ago, you only have to be one move ahead.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:26 AM (Ct55T)

    EMT 03/22/19

    Watching the reactions of the professional left and all its desperate faithful after the Mueller Dud, I am reminded of the eloquent words of Nelson Muntz.

    Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




    Comments

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    1 Good morning horde

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:01 AM (BbGew)

    2 Good Morning Morons, today is Saturday, March 23, 2019. On this day in 1933 the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler supreme dictator of Germany.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

    3 G'morning, all.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)

    4 Shitty Schiff refuses to accept the Mueller witch-hunt report. Perhaps CA should be rejected from the Union.


    https://tinyurl.com/y6omk9ma

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

    5 Piss Mathews refuses to accept it too. His 1 person audience if disappointed.


    https://tinyurl.com/y6omk9ma

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

    6
    Here are the top10 pushers of the Mueller witch-hunt who are crying in their corn flakes this morning.


    https://tinyurl.com/yyquze6z

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

    7 Well, we won a small one in Chicago.


    Lake County Circuit Court Judge Luis Berrones issued a permanent injunction Friday barring enforcement of Deerfield, Illinois' 'assault weapons' ban.


    https://tinyurl.com/yyxweluf

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

    8 I still want to see this report, I hope it's made public in its entirety otherwise leaks will just get out spinning it however.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:03 AM (BbGew)

    9 Feinscrunt jumps on the NZ gun ban. Says the US should do the same thing. They are advertising this as a 'ban on assult weapons'. It goes much deeper than that.



    Hours after New Zealand announced prohibitions against semiautomatic rifles and shotguns, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) tweeted the U.S. needs to follow the gun ban example.



    When are you going to retire Scrunt?


    https://tinyurl.com/y6trwby7

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

    10 Mega stupid. Sweden's employment service demands more muzzie migrants to prop up socialist welfare system, despite the fact that these migrants pay nothing into the system.



    https://tinyurl.com/y3bo993m

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

    11 Ramirez


    https://tinyurl.com/y6azze96


    And that's today.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

    12
    g'mornin' again, 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2019 06:08 AM (KCxzN)

    13 Looks like the SPLC is having a really bad month.

    I reel bad for them.


    No...really I do.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba)

    14 I agree, I want to see the whole report just so I can believe it's done.
    And because the liberal reactions will be fun to watch.

    Posted by: Meh at March 23, 2019 06:10 AM (Do3fE)

    15 Well I got some good news and some bad news from the Doc yesterday. Good news - he doesn't think my vision and eating problems are a return of cancer-III. Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

    16 "Good news - he doesn't think my vision and eating problems are a return of cancer-III. Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change."

    Sounds like more good news than bad news.

    Good luck with the food management aspect of this.

    We don't really want to lose you.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:14 AM (cqNba)

    17 Listened to Dana Loesch on the way home, she read the list of Democrats who have made statements about gun grabbing. They all are in on it.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:14 AM (BbGew)

    18 Listened to Dana Loesch on the way home, she read the list of Democrats who have made statements about gun grabbing. They all are in on it.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:14 AM (BbGew)

    Shooter: I'm killing people with guns because I want to spark conflict between pro and anti gun people in the US

    Left: WHAT A GREAT IDEA

    Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 06:18 AM (7PLM4)

    19 So our local radio voice was saying after the Mueller Report release that now is the time for Trump to have some humility.

    I'm thinking that the President has survived a coup attempt.

    Nah....feck the humility.

    From the beginning, the left has screeched that they were going to remove him from office, as the stated goal.

    All they needed to do was find a reason to do it.

    Why?

    All because they refused to accept the legitimate results of the 2016 election.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:19 AM (cqNba)

    20 We don't really want to lose you.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:14 AM (cqNba)


    This.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:19 AM (t6MX/)

    21 Vic

    Well, Huzzah!

    Cancer is tough to beat.

    With the right diet, exercise, and plenty of sex, diabetes type II can be beat.

    Looks like the big guy is looking out for you. Or our prayers helped. Always nice when that happens.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

    22 Well, this is special:

    The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.

    They cite a few passages from the Old Testament to back their assessment. Washington Examiner --

    https://tinyurl.com/yylfa2ck

    I wonder how many muzzies they reject... (hint, it should be All Of Them on that basis)

    Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:21 AM (Z4rgH)

    23 And I agree with Village Idiot's Apprentice.

    You are the friend we have never meet, but hold up to others when you think of friendship. I have gotten a lot from your posts over the years.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

    24 England is doomed for Islamic take over.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:24 AM (BbGew)

    25 You'll be shocked to learn that Racinda Taliban, US Congresscritter, lied about her grandma to lend credence to her Israel hate fest. Algemeiner.com --

    https://tinyurl.com/y5l69u37

    Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:25 AM (Z4rgH)

    26 I wonder how many muzzies they reject... (hint, it should be All Of Them on that basis)
    Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:21 AM (Z4rgH)

    Five bucks says a significant amount of the staff and officers at that department are Muz.

    Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 06:26 AM (7PLM4)

    27 Skip

    Hard to see Nigel Farage as Churchill, but he is all they have left, as a leader.


    The common people oppressed still yearn for freedom, but the "elites" want them to be slaves.

    Rue Britannia.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

    28 England is doomed for Islamic take over.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:24 AM (BbGew)

    Yeah. People talk about Brexit, but Brexit is a band aid on a severed artery.

    The EU didn't start the NHS, and the EU didn't make them forbid parents from taking sick children out of the country. The EU didn't invent the Liverpool Care Pathway. The EU didn't make them cover for Jimmy Savile raping kids or Rotherham. They did all of that by themselves.

    Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 06:29 AM (7PLM4)

    29 Skip

    Mark 6:4 covered this 2000 years ago.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

    30 I have no shits left to give about RussiaRussiaRussiaRussia.

    I can't give a shit anymore.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ZDKirjQgM

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:29 AM (XAYDB)

    31 mornin', krak

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 06:31 AM (ysOGz)

    32 If I was an ops planner, I would have a CONPLAN to rescue / evacuate people from Europe. And South Africa.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

    33 I have to give Trump credit.

    All that time that folk were demanding that he shut down the Mueller Investigation, he ignored them.

    Now, for good or for bad, the American people will be able to say that the process was allowed to proceed as it should have.

    With no Presidential influence on it.

    Trump is pretty lucky to keep accidentally making these good decisions.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)

    34 the release of the mueller report led me to watch some of the msnbc shows. they're desperate and in shock that there are no indictments. they're really panicking, grasping and rationalizing (e.g lawrence o'donnell played a tape of nixon on this day in 1974 telling mitchell to take the 5th and stonewall, and he asked his panelists if they thought mueller was secretly signaling that trump was trying to stonewall his investigation. wow.)

    they really live in an alternate universe.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (Pg+x7)

    35 I'd call it the Magic Carpet II plan, and rescue conservatives from the UK and South Africa.

    We need to provide safe harbour to the British nuclear forces. And maybe the French forces. Under Ihshallah maintenance, they would fail after 12 years, in any event.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

    36

    I can't figure out how to do a word strikeout, so I'll just fix this here:

    They live in an IMAGINARY universe.

    Posted by: squeakywheel at March 23, 2019 06:36 AM (naIxY)

    37 Village Idiot's Apprentice

    Pretty lucky.

    Louis Pasteur was a great scientist with three major discoveries, when 1 is the usual total.

    The first two times he rankled as they said to him "You were lucky, Louis." After his third discovery, when they told him he was lucky, he said "Chance favors the prepared mind." I think history left of the terminal word: Bitches.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

    38 they really live in an alternate universe.
    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (Pg+x7)


    They are not news outlets. They are useful idiot purveyors of agit prop, delivered to them by their masters.

    They consumed too much of the product?


    They can choke on it.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (t6MX/)

    39 ... but i'm cynical enough from this travesty of justice to expect mueller to accuse trump of collusion but he just can't indict him on any specific crime, or any offense he could get a conviction on.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (Pg+x7)

    40 One of our local democratic Maryland politicians was on TV, spouting off that he felt that the American people had a right to know the content of the Mueller Report.

    I wonder how he feels to publicly be in agreement with President Trump's stated position on the issue?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (cqNba)

    41 I can't give a shit anymore.



    Posted by: logprof

    Constipated eh ?

    Bean soup for breakfast lunch and din-din until the logjam is liberated !

    Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (gW+6p)

    42 JT

    logprof will blow the doors off his car!

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

    43 "Bean soup for breakfast lunch and din-din until the logjam is liberated !"

    Nah..

    Big ole triple serving of Raisin Bran for supper, with whole milk, or half-and-half.

    In the morning, you will arise.
    With a purposeful step.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

    44 JT

    logprof will blow the doors off his car!
    Posted by: NaCly Dog

    Until yesterday, I always thought his name was logproof.

    I gotta get new glasses.

    Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 06:42 AM (gW+6p)

    45 From the fate of nations to GI tract clearance advice in 5 comments. Gotta love the Horde mind.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:43 AM (u82oZ)

    46 "From the fate of nations to GI tract clearance advice in 5 comments. Gotta love the Horde mind."






    Bewbies.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:45 AM (cqNba)

    47 So streissand said Michael was an artist and it was ok he was fukn the childrens

    Posted by: corie b at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

    48 they really live in an alternate universe.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (Pg+x7


    Yes they do. They had created this elaborate fantasy world and it has come crashing down. More of the Kubler-Ross stages of grief. Denial right now, Anger soon at Mueller for "setting them up", and then on to Bargaining because "SDNY will save us", then Depression when they realize that Cohen and Manafort's tax evasion and failure to register as a foreign agent. I doubt they'll ever get to Acceptance.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (GYAiq)

    49 Is the nothingness of the Mueller probe as delightful as the stunned tears of Trump election night?

    Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (gpZas)

    50 damn soc

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

    51 49 Is the nothingness of the Mueller probe as delightful as the stunned tears of Trump election night?
    Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (gpZas)

    I think I will have a stunned tears martini later today!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

    52 So streissand said Michael was an artist and it was ok he was fukn the childrens

    Posted by: corie b

    ----

    Has Whoopie come out yet to tell us that "it wasn't pedophilia-pedophilia"?

    Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:48 AM (gpZas)

    53 2 Good Morning Morons, today is Saturday, March 23, 2019. On this day in 1933 the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler supreme dictator of Germany.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

    you know who else was elected by the reischtag as supreme dictator????

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

    54 At Daily Mail, the top story is about BigNose 'Babs' Streisand, opening her mouth and removing all doubt.

    About her idiot status, that is. It seems she thinks that Michael Jackson molesting little boys was okay because A. He had a sexual need and B. He didn't kill any of his victims.

    Hey, no harm no foul! I'm not linking it but you all know how to get to DM.

    Anyhow, now for a serious question -- Why the fuck does tickets to her concerts sell for upwards of $5,000??? I've listened to a couple of her songs, and wanted a refund on my time. Sad.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:49 AM (Z4rgH)

    55
    Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:11 AM


    Did he use a word like 'borderline' or anything? From what I remember in the past you ran a weight range from 170 to 190 and were around 5' 10". If I remember correctly.

    Unless you've ballooned a lot it shouldn't be too tough to get under control with just watching what you eat and studying some glycemic index charts. There's plenty of very tasty low glycemic food out there. Including meat.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 06:49 AM (jYje5)

    56 49 Is the nothingness of the Mueller probe as delightful as the stunned tears of Trump election night?
    Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (gpZas)

    Similar in quality, but with added features of vindication and retribution.

    I did not really wish them ill will in 2016. I put away childish things.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (t6MX/)

    57 2 years and over 40 million dollars spent for nothing.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (BbGew)

    58 8 I still want to see this report, I hope it's made public in its entirety otherwise leaks will just get out spinning it however.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:03 AM (BbGew)

    duh thats the plan to leak pieces parts

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

    59 ... another bizarre scene on msnbc last night was brian williams interview of an historian who described the country as divided between half the people who believe in facts and reality and half who believe in propaganda, and that with the release of the mueller report the deluded will be forced to reconsider - except he somehow meant that the lack of indictments on collusion somehow supported the left.

    just bizarre.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:51 AM (Pg+x7)

    60 Village Idiot's Apprentice

    What was I thinking about?

    Oh yes, I'm in space directing a Bollywood extravaganza. And the dancers all look like Chitrangda Singh or Katrina Kaif. The hardest pa t of the entire thing is getting transparent space suit tops so her assets are visible in zero gee. Swanning all abound.

    BRB.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

    61 49 Is the nothingness of the Mueller probe as delightful as the stunned tears of Trump election night?
    Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (gpZas)


    Yes, yes it is.

    Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2019 06:52 AM (Z/jzm)

    62 you know who else was elected by the reischtag as supreme dictator????
    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

    Nice.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:52 AM (t6MX/)

    63 32 If I was an ops planner, I would have a CONPLAN to rescue / evacuate people from Europe. And South Africa.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ

    I'd try arming them first...

    Posted by: Model_1066 at March 23, 2019 06:52 AM (U3fW+)

    64 Cut the carbs and the diabetes may go away.

    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 06:55 AM (KOCKb)

    65 "Why the fuck does tickets to her concerts sell for upwards of $5,000?"

    Why is there musical theater? Why do people watch shows in Las Vegas? Why did Justin Bieber get famous?


    People have bad taste and judgement.

    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 06:55 AM (gNCcC)

    66 I'd try arming them first...
    Posted by: Model_1066 at March 23, 2019 06:52 AM (U3fW+)

    This.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:56 AM (t6MX/)

    67 Are we celebrating prematurely? No one has seen the report. I'm predicting that Weissman has inserted some juicy insinuations that will feed the media and democrats for quite a while.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:56 AM (H8QX8)

    68 Big ole triple serving of Raisin Bran for supper, with whole milk, or half-and-half.

    In the morning, you will arise.
    With a purposeful step.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

    damn I read that as Russian Bran!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

    69 Vic, I see what you mean. It could've been worse.

    Methinks diabetes is no match for you.

    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 06:57 AM (vq6Gm)

    70 "damn I read that as Russian Bran!"

    It works, either way.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:57 AM (cqNba)

    71 strikeout? [ s ] [ / s ]

    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 06:59 AM (KOCKb)

    72 57 2 years and over 40 million dollars spent for nothing.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (BbGew)

    war on poverty 50 years and $22 Trillion and.....not a fikn thing

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

    73 "No one has seen the report. I'm predicting that Weissman has inserted
    some juicy insinuations that will feed the media and democrats for quite
    a while"


    One of the reasons Barr shouldn't release the whole thing. I would be okay with Trump and Barr saying were not releasing all of it because the Democrat Party and media are not responsible enough to see it.

    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 06:59 AM (gNCcC)

    74 @67. If the past two years teaches anything, they will plain make stuff up, contrary to available facts, and their moonbats will believe them. TuCa last night cited 67% Ds believe Russia actually impacted 2016 vote totals.

    Fuck 'em. I'm celebrating.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 07:00 AM (t6MX/)

    75 70 "damn I read that as Russian Bran!"

    It works, either way.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:57 AM (cqNba)

    2 scoops of sawdust and grapevine bark

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

    76
    Cut the carbs and the diabetes may go away.

    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 06:55 AM


    You don't have to eliminate them completely, but portion control is critical. There's kinda two elements, knowing the numbers on the glycemic index and the 'load'. Which would be the quantity. For instance a baked potato is really bad, so you only eat one half or one third. Or eliminate it and find substitutes.

    Ice cream is surprisingly neutral, again in small quantities.

    But studying the chart - and there are plenty available on the internet - is critical. Once that's committed to memory, it's easy peasy to stay away from the foods near the top and stay in the low to middle range.

    If the man can manage a nuke, he can manage his blood sugar with ease.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:03 AM (jYje5)

    77 74 @67. If the past two years teaches anything, they will plain make stuff up,

    Why I say kill the Fed Election Council If HArry ass redi can lie about Mittens and Schittforbrain can lie about proof of russiarussia then fuck it all!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

    78 IIANM, Barr cannot release the whole thing. There are innocent people named in it. He will summarize it.

    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:04 AM (KOCKb)

    79 If the man can manage a nuke, he can manage his blood sugar with ease.
    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:03 AM (jYje5)

    try beef and vodka for 30 day!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

    80 2 years and over 40 million dollars spent for nothing.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (BbGew)

    They should have come to me first. I'd have found no collusion for only $35 million.

    Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 07:05 AM (7PLM4)

    81 Read the book "The South Beach Diet."

    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:05 AM (KOCKb)

    82 78 IIANM, Barr cannot release the whole thing. There are innocent people named in it. He will summarize it.
    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:04 AM (KOCKb)

    mainly PDT!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

    83 G'mornin' Horde !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (wA4OO)

    84 Nic @ 76...

    Nice.

    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (vq6Gm)

    85 I bet the doctor told you to cut down on the brown.

    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (KOCKb)

    86 There are innocent people named in it.
    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:04 AM (KOCKb)

    Wouldn't that be everyone?

    Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (7PLM4)

    87
    Doesn't look like the anarchists and antifa came out to play in Paris this week. Looks kinda empty, actually:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8fkyIln6IQ

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (jYje5)

    88 I see madcow was crying like her prom slacks got period stains

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

    89 Gooooood morning USA!!

    Looking into how you go about cornering the market on certain consumables around here.

    Lemme see,
    Popcorn
    Mr Straw's favorite beverage
    Whatever spices and condiments to best with crow.

    They never thought she'd lose.

    'If he wins we're all going to have roles around our necks.'

    And Schiff is Schiffing all over himself because he's in it up to his eyeballs? Connection to Standard Hotel in his district? NXIVM just tip of the iceberg?

    It's okay. Have at it. Wouldn't be the first time I've been seen as a looney bird.
    Yes, well before all of the "The masks are coming off" comments started showing up.

    And thank Qou to all of those true patriots out there who have been working so hard and risking so much to bring it about.

    Especially you Mr President!!!

    Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 07:08 AM (NUb9I)

    90 Trump JR collusiontruthers! ha

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

    91 I hope to see it on WikiLeaks.

    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:09 AM (25Dt7)

    92 {{{creeper}}}

    Good to see you post. Has spring reached your hill yet? And based on my last post (#60) I am NOT thinking of you.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:09 AM (u82oZ)

    93 I see madcow was crying like her prom slacks got period stains
    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

    Weeping on national television because you found out that the President ISN'T a traitor.

    Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (7PLM4)

    94 The time and money wasted on this farce could actually be the greatest reelection ad for the god-emperor, but quit whining about the money spent. There's more lost to fraud in five minutes in any agency you care to name. The Democrats let the gimp out of the crawlspace, and he's running loose in the neighborhood. Trump needs to hammer the Dems as the obstinate, unprincipled anal polyps of yesteryear.

    Posted by: Model_1066 at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (U3fW+)

    95 "Chance favors the prepared mind"

    I think for the most part you make your own luck. Chance is like a traffic jam that makes you go another way.

    Good morning yall. 23 years with the Mrs today. Man was she lucky.

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (UdKB7)

    96 Me too

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (UdKB7)

    97 try beef and vodka for 30 day!
    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:05

    That's almost good advice

    Good luck vic!
    You know what I recommend

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 23, 2019 07:11 AM (dm05u)

    98 {{{ teej }}}

    Did you do any ice fishing this winter?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

    99 Why all this Russian to judgement there must be years of fears left to plow through...Adam Schiff (the dog ate my brains)

    Posted by: saf at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (5IHGB)

    100 If the man can manage a nuke, he can manage his blood sugar with ease.
    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:03 AM (jYje5)

    try beef and vodka for 30 day!
    Posted by: rhennigantx

    after Lent!

    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (25Dt7)

    101 ha!

    Federal Election Commission (FEC) notes that three members of the Sanders campaign are foreign nationals, which appears to be a violation of federal election laws that prohibit foreign interference.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

    102 Hay, Salty. I see you're back outta your bunk. ;-)


    Bartlett pears and daffodils are blooming. No sign of dogwood. Holding on for that.

    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (vq6Gm)

    103 Looked a game of sudoku ago on YouTube for Paris protests, guess it was to early. Last week the banners on the media coverage were kinda hinting it was the big debate and the end.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 07:13 AM (BbGew)

    104 after Lent!
    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (25Dt7)

    or just the sundays

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

    105 Let's not forget which witch started this witch hunt!

    Posted by: itsacookbook at March 23, 2019 07:13 AM (yPxXc)

    106 Trump should tweet, "Maybe you should investigate Uranium One" in Cyrillic just to troll all these dickheads.

    Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 07:14 AM (7PLM4)

    107 creeper

    We have no flowers. The cold just ended.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

    108 Good morning yall. 23 years with the Mrs today. Man was she lucky.
    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (UdKB7)

    you up to half your life yet?

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

    109 Good day in Pa. Trump/Russia probe over, with no new indictments and former democrat Pa Attorney General Kathleen Kane is disbarred.

    Posted by: Redenzo at March 23, 2019 07:15 AM (14qvS)

    110 nooses dammitt. Not roles.
    Okay auto-c, soon as I figure out how,, off with your head.

    Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 07:16 AM (NUb9I)

    111 Did you do any ice fishing this winter?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:11 AM (u82oZ)


    Yeah, I did. Whiskey and Coke is an excellent bait.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 07:16 AM (Z4rgH)

    112 Had another delightful dinner at IKEA last night.

    Swedish meatball dinner is like $5.39.

    Real food
    Real plate
    Real silverware.


    A better value is hard to find.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba)

    113 Salty, I'll send you some rain. Maybe that'll help.

    Actually, it's been gorgeous for two weeks. Drippy and rainy today, but still in the 60's.

    Wishing Spring upon you soon.

    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 07:18 AM (vq6Gm)

    114 Cut the carbs and the diabetes may go away.

    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 06:55 AM

    You don't have to eliminate them completely, but portion control is critical. There's kinda two elements, knowing the numbers on the glycemic index and the 'load'. Which would be the quantity. For instance a baked potato is really bad, so you only eat one half or one third. Or eliminate it and find substitutes.

    Ice cream is surprisingly neutral, again in small quantities.

    But studying the chart - and there are plenty available on the internet - is critical. Once that's committed to memory, it's easy peasy to stay away from the foods near the top and stay in the low to middle range.

    If the man can manage a nuke, he can manage his blood sugar with ease.
    Posted by: Newest Nic

    Another example are substitutes, generally pasta is bad. But, you can buy on the regular supermarket shelf high protein (17g) and high fiber pasta. I mix one package of each, the kids can't tell the difference. Minimal cost over the cheap store brand - but not insane.

    I just had a pile of it, old pre-diabetes massive American sized portion, with 3 eggs scrambled in with bacon and hot peppers. Reheated in the pan with the bacon fat, of course. Didn't feel it at all.

    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:18 AM (25Dt7)

    115 Cam Newton is giving up sex for a month to make himself "mentally stronger".

    It won't be easy. In fact,"It's hard" Newton said

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:18 AM (UdKB7)

    116 A better value is hard to find.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

    Problem is, the store is an oyster bed for cash. I walk in and come out 300 dollars poorer.

    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:20 AM (25Dt7)

    117 creeper

    Thank you. Actually, we have plenty of subsoil moisture, but need the temps to hit 70℉.

    Then **Spring**.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

    118
    The Yellow Vests -- more likely the anarchists and antifa types -- really wrecked havoc on the premier shopping district ( Champs Elysee ) in Paris last week. Busted windows for like an entire block.

    I doubt the police are gonna take any shit this week.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:20 AM (jYje5)

    119 Jean

    That is an excellent description of IKEA.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

    120 "Problem is, the store is an oyster bed for cash. I walk in and come out 300 dollars poorer."

    Yup...that can happen.

    On the other hand, we went specifically for dinner, and to get several packs of six plastic plates to put the feline family members meals on.
    Perfect weight, with just the right lip height to keep the food under control.

    Dinner, including a salad for Mrs VIA's meal was like $15.00

    The plates were marked down from $3.29 to 99 cents.

    And Mrs VIA grabbed a dollar frozen yogurt cone on the way out the door.

    A win-win, all the way around.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:24 AM (cqNba)

    121 Congrats freaked!!
    Longer than I made it,,, either time.
    Though did get hit with a perfect storm the second time around. And it was perfect for well over a decade. Absolutely perfect.

    Hiya NaCly.
    Nope. No ice fishing.
    But I do think the walleye are going to be slow dancing starting this week.
    Then the white bass.
    Then the crappie.
    And the big ol' blue cats.
    Of course music season is kicking in for us now too so...
    Winery gig at favorite place next Sat.

    Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 07:24 AM (NUb9I)

    122 The Democrats' next big hope is that we have a recession before 2020. It seems that if it's bad for the country it's good for the Dems.

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:26 AM (UdKB7)

    123 105 Let's not forget which witch started this witch hunt!
    Posted by: itsacookbook at March 23, 2019 07:13 AM (yPxXc)

    Yes.

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 07:26 AM (ysOGz)

    124 So how many times did media say Mueller Mueller was going to be fired on Monday??

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

    125 "The Democrats' next big hope is that we have a recession before 2020. It seems that if it's bad for the country it's good for the Dems."

    Already started.

    Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

    126
    Another example are substitutes, generally pasta is bad.

    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:18 AM


    There's some interesting little tidbits of information when you really drill down into the glycemic index. Like under-cooked pasta ( al dente or whatever it's called ) is better (much lower) then fully cooked. Of course, it tastes like crap to me.

    The main problem is modern processed foods like white bread and white rice are really bad. But the alternatives taste like crap.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:30 AM (jYje5)

    127 Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:11 AM

    Did he use a word like 'borderline' or anything? From what I remember in the past you ran a weight range from 170 to 190 and were around 5' 10". If I remember correctly.

    Unless you've ballooned a lot it shouldn't be too tough to get under control with just watching what you eat and studying some glycemic index charts. There's plenty of very tasty low glycemic food out there. Including meat.
    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 06:49 AM (jYje5)


    I had type 2 and got it under control strictly by giving up soft drinks and eating salads with lunchmeat in them instead of sammiches. Mrs H still serves tons of pasta (because she's addicted to that shit and life's not fair that it was me instead of her with the problem) but those two simple changes, plus minimizing sweets to an extent, were all it took. You might have it worse though because my vision isn't fucked up and a retina specialist gave me a clean bill of health.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 07:31 AM (y7DUB)

    128
    Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM


    I don't know if I'm smarter, but when the refineries do the seasonal switchover to 'summer blends' they usually spike the price to cover their costs.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:31 AM (jYje5)

    129 "I don't know if I'm smarter, but when the refineries do the seasonal switchover to 'summer blends' they usually spike the price to cover their costs."

    I'm used to that.

    But this seems to be a rather aggressive spike going on right now.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:32 AM (cqNba)

    130
    Already started.



    Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.


    Rising gas prices are usually a sign of a strong economy, not a weak one.

    Of course, the economy worldwide is in a funk, but we've still got good growth and I'm not sure how that disparity will work its way down to the gas price.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 07:33 AM (oVJmc)

    131 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM

    I don't know if I'm smarter, but when the refineries do the seasonal switchover to 'summer blends' they usually spike the price to cover their costs.
    -----
    It's also spring break so lots of people traveling. They always raise prices on holidays for some weird reason....

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 07:34 AM (UUBmN)

    132 So how many times did media say Mueller Mueller was going to be fired on Monday??
    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)


    Those fuckheads are on a Joe DiMaggio streak of being wrong about everything. What an embarrassing dogshit profession.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 07:34 AM (y7DUB)

    133 Already started.

    Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

    High school and college spring break March-April. Then Memorial Day. Summer travel. July 4th. Then Labor Day. Then they begin to decrease.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 07:34 AM (tRLIC)

    134 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

    demand
    spring summer blends

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:35 AM (JFO2v)

    135 I'm not smart, just a high functioning retard.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 07:36 AM (tRLIC)

    136 congrats freaked!

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 07:40 AM (dm05u)

    137 >>>With the right diet, exercise, and plenty of sex, diabetes type II can be beat.

    The sex can be a mixed bag. Sure, it helps with the diabetes, but the rectal bleeding can be a b*tch. Be sure to insist on plenty of lube.

    Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 07:41 AM (DgnZv)

    138 wow SPLC is a race scam! so now we move on to reparations!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

    139 Streisand says of Michael Jackson's victims:

    "They both married and they both have children, so it didn't kill them"

    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger eh Babs? Maybe Juan Manuel Flores Del Toro can have his way with your ass sometime to enhance your quality of life.

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:41 AM (UdKB7)

    140 @135

    What will be always missing is the Noble prize for rationality.

    They will become of the craziest things, but nothing will be awarded for common sense even when it is lost.

    Posted by: 20190323 at March 23, 2019 07:42 AM (lpSt8)

    141 Price of gas. Usually they slowly increase the price from now till Memorial Day weekend, not this time. The price of crude is still at only 60 bucks. Something else is going on, maybe the producers are just seeing how much they can push it.

    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 07:42 AM (gNCcC)

    142 @135-

    Have to disagree.

    I've been around this place for over a decade. In my experience, with the exception of the moby and troll types, you're all smart in one way or another.

    And anyone who hasn't learned something from someone or another hasn't been paying attention.

    Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 07:43 AM (NUb9I)

    143 If there was anything bad in the Mueller report, it would have been leaked, because those assholes leaked everything.

    And they wouldn't have done weeks of lowering expectations, and submitted the report late on the Friday of kollidge basskitbawl season.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

    144 Eric Swalwell says people will not accept Mueller report!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

    145 'congrats freaked!'

    Thank you all. You know of course that it's Mrs f'd that deserves the congratulations. And a medal.

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:44 AM (UdKB7)

    146 Pretty soon gas prices here in Ahia will jump because Mike DeRINO is out to raise gas taxes, something I don't recall in any of his campaign promises. Maybe I should cut him some slack because it's probably going, at least in part, to pay for Katshit's Medicaid expansion which that lying fuck said would pay for itself (at least until he was out of office), but this is typical GOPe bait and switch horseshit so fuck him in particular.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 07:44 AM (y7DUB)

    147 10 Mega stupid. Sweden's employment service demands more muzzie migrants to prop up socialist welfare system, despite the fact that these migrants pay nothing into the system.



    https://tinyurl.com/y3bo993m

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK

    I think they really mean to say, that the bureaucrats or pols want more bribes from Soros or muslim dictators.

    Posted by: CN at March 23, 2019 07:44 AM (U7k5w)

    148 SCREAMING Fox chyron this am: Panicked cucks and other seditionists scramble for dwindling supplies of anal jelly.

    Posted by: Voter theater. at March 23, 2019 07:45 AM (GsU6a)

    149 The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.

    Christianity has a horrible record on oppressing those with alternative sexualities.

    I wish they could be more enlightened, like Afghanistan or Indonesia. I shouldn't have to fly all the way out there to legally have a little fun.

    Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 07:46 AM (DgnZv)

    150 ha!

    Schiff said Friday that his committee might subpoena special counsel Robert Mueller

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

    151

    Bill Mahered says "he doesn't need the Mueller report to know he's a traitor. I have a TV"

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:47 AM (UdKB7)

    152 SCREAMING Fox chyron this am: Panicked cucks and other seditionists scramble for dwindling supplies of anal jelly.

    Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!

    Posted by: Sen. Corey Booker at March 23, 2019 07:47 AM (oVJmc)

    153 127: Good strategy. I used to like to explain type II as sort of out eating what your pancreas could produce.

    Posted by: CN at March 23, 2019 07:48 AM (U7k5w)

    154 Congrats, freaked. If keeping a marriage working was easy divorce attorneys would be shoveling shit or something else more appropriate to their station in life.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 07:48 AM (y7DUB)

    155 Bill Mahered says "he doesn't need the Mueller report to know he's a traitor. I have a TV"

    The Reality-Based Community, ladies and germs.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 07:49 AM (oVJmc)

    156 149: If denying asylum to an actually persecuted individual (instead of future persecutors) doesn't explain that the Western leaders are being paid off and are terrified of violent repercussions, nothing will. They are pissing their pants daily worried about when the shit will hit the fan and the peaceful immigrants will start murdering.

    Posted by: CN at March 23, 2019 07:51 AM (U7k5w)

    157 Love your pancreas. Give it a vacation.

    Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:52 AM (KOCKb)

    158 they really live in an alternate universe.
    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (Pg+x7)

    ===

    This is an important point. Because it means using facts, reason, logic, and the like to engage with these people is pointless.

    Reports, investigations, and findings similarly will not mean much.

    All that matters is the cause.

    And good morning.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 07:53 AM (EZebt)

    159 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2019 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

    160 159 FIRST!!!!!
    Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2019 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

    Good one, Sponge.

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 07:55 AM (ysOGz)

    161 15 Well I got some good news and some bad news from the Doc yesterday. Good news - he doesn't think my vision and eating problems are a return of cancer-III. Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:11 AM (mpXpK)
    _____

    Good luck to you. It can be handled; my wife has it, and has adapted.

    Blessings.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 07:55 AM (VaN/j)

    162 The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and
    passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian
    Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its
    assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.



    The Church of England is a Christian church (officially).


    Open the door, Nigel.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 07:56 AM (oVJmc)

    163 Vic, it's ok to eat fat. It will help you adjust to cutting out carbs.
    Saying this because a lot if docs and dieticians are still irrationally fat-phobic.

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 07:59 AM (dm05u)

    164 Streisand says of Michael Jackson's victims:

    "They both married and they both have children, so it didn't kill them"

    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger eh Babs?


    She's my icon! She knows better than to piss off her fan base.

    Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 08:00 AM (DgnZv)

    165 I can't believe Trump hasn't Tweeted about Mueller yet.

    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 08:01 AM (gNCcC)

    166 When fat is cut from foods, carbs are usually added. Look at the difference on labels of low fat foods vs the regular version. Use real butter, whole milk, heavy cream, etc. In the long run it's better for you.

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (UUBmN)

    167 165 I can't believe Trump hasn't Tweeted about Mueller yet.
    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 08:01 AM (gNCcC)

    Trump hasn't run out of popcorn yet

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (dm05u)

    168 22 Well, this is special:

    The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.

    They cite a few passages from the Old Testament to back their assessment. Washington Examiner --

    https://tinyurl.com/yylfa2ck

    I wonder how many muzzies they reject... (hint, it should be All Of Them on that basis)
    Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:21 AM (Z4rgH)
    ______

    That truly boggles the mind. One trouble with the UK is that the kickback is stalled because Labour has become so bizarre, that it insulates the establishment TINOs. Of course, that would be true here, but our system "broke down" so we got Trump.

    If we had a PM chosen by Congress, we'd have gotten, assuming the last set of candidates, probably Dondi. Certainly not Trump (or Cruz, either.)

    OTOH, it did have the virtue of allowing a totally worthless dweeb to be chucked in 1940, in favor of Churchill.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (VaN/j)

    169 Good morning, Horde. I had the most wonderful dream last night.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (t+qrx)

    170 127: Good strategy. I used to like to explain type II as sort of out eating what your pancreas could produce.
    Posted by: CN at March 23, 2019 07:48 AM (U7k5w)


    That's a good way to think of it. I went to see a nutritionist on my own dime (fortunately a smoking hawt South African ex-pat with obviously good eating habits) and she effectively laid out good practices and what to avoid. It was all very much common sense but gave me a good reality check.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

    171 Time for Mueller to retire and go away.

    His tongue bath from Jim Comey awaits.

    More coffee.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:03 AM (Z+IKu)

    172 Trump is pretty lucky to keep accidentally making these good decisions.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)
    _____

    Sort pf a mirror image of the way Obama was so often - and unexpectedly - plagued by bad luck.

    Life just isn't fair, even for Lightwalkers and Literally Hitlers.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 08:04 AM (VaN/j)

    173 165 I can't believe Trump hasn't Tweeted about Mueller yet.
    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 08:01 AM (gNCcC)

    He's playing the long game, here. That is what he does better than most.

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (ysOGz)

    174 IMO, Mueller would be one of the last folks libs would want subpoenaed and testifying under oath. YMMV.

    Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (vQUp6)

    175 Gas is around $2.70 here, haven't figured out why either

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (BbGew)

    176 169 Good morning, Horde. I had the most wonderful dream last night.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (t+qrx)
    ---
    Can you share it with us? Or will that break the spell?

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:08 AM (kQs4Y)

    177 Official diabetic diets are low fat because, they say, of the risk of heart disease diabetics face.

    They never address the fact that the entire disease is a difficulty processing carbohydrates. And that, if you manage carbs, the diabetes is reversable.


    It's a truly crazy policy.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:08 AM (oVJmc)

    178 I like that the complaint now is that Trump might feel vindicated by the two year, $20M+ investigation proving that he was not only innocent but likely the most honest president we've had in most of our lifetimes.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:09 AM (nDOs4)

    179 I've been reading Louise Mensch's twitter the last hour. She is bordering on going full Kurtz.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:09 AM (tRLIC)

    180 Hogmartin, if you don't tell us now you might not remember most of it in another five minutes.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:09 AM (nDOs4)

    181 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
    ________

    My best explanation is that gas prices have been lower that what they should have been for at least a couple of months. Crude oil got cheaper, so a lagging decrease in gasoline prices followed. Now crude is up again but the gas increase is just now catching up.

    My rule of thumb is to divide the price of crude by 23.1 to find what a gallon of gas "should" be. It's within a penny or two now where I fill up.

    (Disclaimers: I don't fancy myself smarter than you, and I really don't know the reason why.)

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 08:10 AM (4Ud3/)

    182 Morning all....

    Bret Baier looks like he's had too much eye cosmetic surgery.

    Also...Gabe Malor is a smug sonofa.....

    Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2019 08:10 AM (cF8AT)

    183 Maher's statement reminds me of something Tommy Smothers said. "I'm an American. I didn't have to see something to know it's stupid".


    He said that in their routine about "Paint Your Wagon"

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:11 AM (UdKB7)

    184 I can't believe Trump hasn't Tweeted about Mueller yet.
    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 08:01 AM (gNCcC)


    Like all great presidents, he's busy checking to see how his brackets are this morning. If anything important happens, a ferret will appear and tell him

    Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2019 08:11 AM (8ikIW)

    185 175 Gas is around $2.70 here, haven't figured out why either


    I've read that there are two refinery fires going on plus maintenance, seasonal blend switchover and spring break travel. Add it all up. Supply and demand strikes again.

    I've also read there was an oversupply of what just blend they needed to get rid of.

    Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2019 08:11 AM (7ZQe3)

    186 In the absence of Trump Twitter:

    Sean Davis has this:

    We're getting pretty close to Fire Can't Melt Steel territory from the collusion truthers.

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (ysOGz)

    187 It's almost as if the gas stations and oil companies want more of our money.... or something.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (tRLIC)

    188 Trump should tweet "Mission Accomplished, Vlad" and watch the Left immolate.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

    189 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.



    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


    ---

    The one that I never got was why prices increased well before events that would cause supply to drop.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (nDOs4)

    190 Winter blend, that is

    Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (7ZQe3)

    191 Carp.

    "I DON'T have to see something to know it's stupid"

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (UdKB7)

    192 I was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes 5 years ago. Stopped drinking regular soda, started exercising, limited processed food and heavy carbs to the occasional cheat meal, and started a relatively low dose of Metformin - 250 mg 2x/day. A1C now at 5.2% lost 40 pounds and feeling much better. Good luck Vic - you can do it!

    Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (vQUp6)

    193 The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.

    --

    So the UK will no longer be accepting any immigrant, refugee or otherwise, if they're Christian? WOW

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (JoUsr)

    194 88 I see madcow was crying like her prom slacks got period stains
    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)
    _______

    Didn't Twatter or one of our other Overlords ban that?

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 08:13 AM (VaN/j)

    195 Can you share it with us? Or will that break the spell?
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:08 AM (kQs4Y)


    All the smug bastards realized how petulant and childish they look and picked themselves up, dabbed their loser tears, and tried to see what it would be like if they cared more about the country and the people who live in it than about their own little tantrums.

    And then Dana Loesch floated through my bedroom window only she had Dan Bongino's face and squawked GET OFF THE PHONE YOU DOPE at me in Mark Levin's voice. But I'm pretty sure that part doesn't mean anything.

    How are you doing this morning? Got anything planned for the weekend?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:14 AM (t+qrx)

    196 IMO, Mueller would be one of the last folks libs would want subpoenaed and testifying under oath. YMMV.
    Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (vQUp6)


    They're all fucking retards to have believed this errant nonsense in the first place, particularly with access to intel that would reveal what a house of cards the charade was. You would think at some point self preservation would make them turn on the authors of this shitpile unless they're all complicit, which I firmly believe about some GOPe traitors.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:14 AM (y7DUB)

    197 Wife has ABC news on in the background.

    They keep repeating and repeating and repeating "Russia collusion" "collusion" "conspiracy" as if they were trying to convince themselves that, yes, the Muller Report is just a bad dream.

    Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 23, 2019 08:14 AM (T09ml)

    198 Revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Schadenfreude is a dish best served microwaved, with whipped cream and Hershey's syrup.

    Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 23, 2019 08:15 AM (T09ml)

    199 Gas was $1 in my part of the world in 1990. That's under $2 in 2019
    money. Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to
    seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.

    I'd be interested in how that works.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (nDOs4)

    200 Made a Dutch Baby ( that's what wife says it is) by frying apples in a cast iron pan in butter then poured batter on top ( had a mixture of Bisquick and Cinnamon Oat Kodiak mix) cooking on stove top until guessing bottom was done then finishing in oven on bake then broiling a couple minutes to brown top. Had with breakfast sausage, too good.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (BbGew)

    201 The media is so busy feeling sorry for themselves they seem to have overlooked that the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

    Seems like kind of a big deal to me.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (/tuJf)

    202 Didn't Twatter or one of our other Overlords ban that?
    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 08:13 AM (VaN/j)

    near tears

    https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/22/rachel-maddow-tears-mueller-report/

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:18 AM (JFO2v)

    203 Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to
    seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.

    I'd be interested in how that works.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (nDOs4)


    Oh, it's super boring, I'm sure you wouldn't care about that at all.

    Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at March 23, 2019 08:18 AM (t+qrx)

    204 Holy crap, "news" anchors are crying over the President of the United States NOT being a Russian agent?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (nDOs4)

    205 I was only asleep for a few hours, I promise! And the sidebar exploded with content.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (OiC69)

    206 Morning all!

    Hey Vic.

    There's an app for Android and Apple phones called My Fitness Pal

    You punch in what you've eaten and it tells you your totals for the day.. calories, carbs, fiber, etc. etc..

    Its database is very extensive and it knows about most brand name and restaurant foods.

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (438dO)

    207 I was warned a couple of years ago cut out sugar, dropped a Coke a day habit like a hot rock, do try to avoid when I can like starting work before my favorite donut shop even opens.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (BbGew)

    208 201 The media is so busy feeling sorry for themselves they seem to have overlooked that the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

    Seems like kind of a big deal to me.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (/tuJf)

    now we need to hunt down a few of the survivors and kill them throw an ace on the dead rotting bodies

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

    209 Decades tv network is showing reruns of Norm Crosby's Comedy Shop from the early 70s. I just saw Larry Storch in an outfit that made him look like the gayest hairdresser that ever gayed a gay. They're all wearing unbuttoned wing collars, big lapels, rainbow colors, and sequins.

    The 70s were a fashion nightmare.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

    210 'Made a Dutch Baby'

    I'm glad you explained that in detail leaving no room for our demented imaginations.

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (UdKB7)

    211 Its database is very extensive and it knows about most brand name and restaurant foods.
    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (438dO)

    is count chocula and titos listed?

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (JFO2v)

    212 On this day in 1933 the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler supreme dictator of Germany.

    Oh, you really must tell the Left that. This could be the best day!

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (OiC69)

    213 Gas was as low as 69 cents at the QT in Athens Ga in 1998-1999.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (tRLIC)

    214 Back then it wasn't gay Mr Peebles.

    /s

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:22 AM (UdKB7)

    215 I still want to see this report, I hope it's made public

    I don't. I want to see the bullshit that they based the need for the report on. Dossier, FISA, etc.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:22 AM (OiC69)

    216 near tears

    https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/22/rachel-maddow-tears-mueller-report/
    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:18 AM (JFO2v)


    "For everything that we've been through as a country," she said, "For every kind of trial and challenge and intrigue and embarrassment and scandal that we have been through as a nation, we haven't ever had to reckon with the possibility that somebody has ascended to the presidency of the United States to serve the interests of another country rather than our own."

    Well she should be happy, then. Now she doesn't have to worry her little cashew-faced head about that, because it was never true.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (t+qrx)

    217 213 Gas was as low as 69 cents at the QT in Athens Ga in 1998-1999.
    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (tRLIC)

    I remember 45 then it went to 55

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

    218 How are you doing this morning? Got anything planned for the weekend?
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:14 AM (t+qrx)
    ---
    You need to learn lucid dreaming techniques and really explore this dreamscape.

    Me? Well, I had plans, but I need to see if this sniffle is going to develop into a full-blown snotfest before I go to the movie theater.

    Hey, Apollo 11 is still playing here -- has it shown up in your theaters yet?

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (kQs4Y)

    219 Gas was $1 in my part of the world in 1990. That's under $2 in 2019

    money. Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to

    seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.


    According to usinflationcalculator.com, $1 in 1979 is worth $3.48 in 2019.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (oVJmc)

    220 The media is so busy feeling sorry for themselves they seem to have overlooked that the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

    Barky McFuckstick and his sidekick Brennan must be in tears.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (joPfj)

    221 The media is so busy feeling sorry for themselves they seem to have overlooked that the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

    Seems like kind of a big deal to me.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (/tuJf)


    I can remember when our MFM betters were constantly harping on our exclusive fixation on domestic politics and ignoring what was going on in more enlightened locales. I guess I'm really old.

    It would have been a big deal to them in 2009-16, though.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (y7DUB)

    222 Holy crap, "news" anchors are crying over the President of the United States NOT being a Russian agent?

    He used to be a Democrat! We just thought, you know...

    Posted by: Dems at March 23, 2019 08:25 AM (QrTqV)

    223 Has anyone awoken Jeff Van Sessions and told him the news yet?

    More coffee.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:25 AM (Z+IKu)

    224 Would not be surprised to see Brett Baier start advertising Admiral Kristol's Cuck Cruise during the Fox panel next week.

    Baier be butt hurt this am--Never Trumper that he is.

    All these enablers of sedition need to be set adrift on Kristol's USS Cuck--- to never be seen on TV again.

    Posted by: Voter theater. at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (GsU6a)

    225
    I'd be interested in how that works.

    Posted by:
    Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed
    wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (nDOs4


    My guess is that refinery capacity has not kept up with demand, and other like supply bottlenecks.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (GYAiq)

    226 According to usinflationcalculator.com, $1 in 1979 is worth $3.48 in 2019.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (oVJmc)

    my gas is same price as it was in 1978 5 bucks!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (JFO2v)

    227 Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to
    seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.

    I'd be interested in how that works.


    We're a net producer of government jobs now.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (QrTqV)

    228 217 213 Gas was as low as 69 cents at the QT in Athens Ga in 1998-1999.
    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (tRLIC)

    I remember 45 then it went to 55
    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

    Starvin Marvin has consistant 70-80 cent gas in the middle and late 90's.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (tRLIC)

    229 Hirono proclaims "It's the end of the beginning!"

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (UdKB7)

    230 My guess is that refinery capacity has not kept up with demand, and other like supply bottlenecks.
    Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (GYAiq)

    I do not think a new out of the ground refinery has been built since 1979.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (JFO2v)

    231 188 Trump should tweet "Mission Accomplished, Vlad" and watch the Left immolate.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

    hahahaha

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (ysOGz)

    232
    the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

    Seems like kind of a big deal to me.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM


    You'll hear it on the news only if they can give Obama credit. Like 'the policies begun under Barack Obama'.

    You know the deal.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (jYje5)

    233 210 - There are two ways to go at AoSHq, set one up to be tee off or leave no room for imagination.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (BbGew)

    234 Well she should be happy, then. Now she doesn't have to worry her little cashew-faced head about that, because it was never true.

    --

    I'm partial to thinking her head is shaped more like a parsnip. But that's just me.

    In all seriousness, these people are so deranged, I can hardly wrap my mind around it. She actually believed this crap. She wasn't just pushing it non-stop to convince her stupid viewers. She wasn't just brainwashing them into believing Trump was a Russian whatever to further their hatred of the man. She really believed it! That's astonishing. This man who has been in the public eye for many, many decades...who has been an icon in NYC, revered by so many Dems over the years for the things he's done...and they really, really thought he was a Putin puppet. Un. Freaking. Believable.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 23, 2019 08:28 AM (JoUsr)

    235 I want to put the Mueller investigation into proper perspective. Mueller had:

    1. An unlimited budget and staff2. Wire taps3. Surveillance Drones and cameras4. Subpoena power to compel the production of evidence
    5. Laser listening devices that can overhear conversations in closed rooms and moving cars6. The ability to intercept all electronic communications, including individual keystrokes on individual computers7. Swat raids on Trump subordinates8. The ability to coerce witnesses against Trump to testify against their will9. Ordered and achieved the violation of Attorney-Client privilege10. The assistance of the CIA in investigating foreign agents - who had to be part of any Russian Collusion

    Mueller was the former head of the FBI - not some 3rd rate hack detective from small Ozark town. The reason the investigation lasted almost two years is that Mueller believes anyone he investigates is guilty and leaves no stone unturned in his search for that guilt.

    His investigation of Trump was exactly like his investigation of Steven Hatfill in the Anthrax letters case. Both were based on Loony left wing conspiracy theories. Mueller found no evidence against Hatfill for the simple reason that Hatfill had nothing to do with sending the Anthrax letters. Mueller found no evidence against Trump in the Russian Collusion case for the simple reason that Trump had nothing to do with Russian Collusion.

    Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (2pj1N)

    236 In the next couple of days we are going to hear some most excellent statements from the left. It's going to be epic. Tubular even.

    Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (UdKB7)

    237 Me? Well, I had plans, but I need to see if this sniffle is going to develop into a full-blown snotfest before I go to the movie theater.

    Hey, Apollo 11 is still playing here -- has it shown up in your theaters yet?
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (kQs4Y)


    Poor Eris! No, it was in and out of theaters that were nominally in the area (e.g. Novi, an hour away depending on traffic) and now it doesn't appear to be showing in the state at all, from what I can find.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (t+qrx)

    238
    I do not think a new out of the ground refinery has been built since 1979.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM


    Someday that's gonna bite us in the ass. The 'not in my backyard' folks will make it impossible to have another one built.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (jYje5)

    239 If I had to guess about gas prices it's demand, the economy gets moving demand and supply makes it go up.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:30 AM (BbGew)

    240 Levin said last night that Barr has a real role to play in what of Mueller's report can be released, particularly if it contains secret grand jury testimony, which seems to be overlooked by the "nation of laws" MFM and donks. He's also skeptical that it doesn't include some shit bombs with Mueller being Mueller.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

    241 You'll hear it on the news only if they can give Obama credit.

    Wiped out the Caliphate? *Please*, the one thing I wouldn't want credit for! Actually, don't report it at all. Trumpists might be encouraged by it.

    Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 23, 2019 08:31 AM (NAs56)

    242 Paris Protests are alive and well.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:31 AM (BbGew)

    243 @235:

    Yup, all that, and he got zip.


    Cleanest President EVAH !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2019 08:31 AM (wA4OO)

    244 Sweden's employment service "

    Funny, as they've had to lay off a big number of public employees...

    Oh, and morning, y'all! More coffeve!

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:32 AM (6qErC)

    245 This man who has been in the public eye for many, many decades...who has been an icon in NYC, revered by so many Dems over the years for the things he's done...and they really, really thought he was a Putin puppet. Un. Freaking. Believable.
    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 23, 2019 08:28 AM (JoUsr)
    ---
    They also believe this man, a dominant public figure in one of the most diverse cities on the planet, is a racist.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:32 AM (kQs4Y)

    246 My guess is that refinery capacity has not kept up with demand, and other like supply bottlenecks.


    --

    Good point. I just saw an article that said our imports are the lowest since (conveniently) 1990, too.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:32 AM (nDOs4)

    247 Morning Horde!

    Posted by: Jonah at March 23, 2019 08:32 AM (wg3SA)

    248 @MSNBC

    How President Trump plans to weaponize the Mueller report.
    =======

    Need help moving those goalposts?

    Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2019 08:33 AM (cF8AT)

    249 Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM

    This is how you achieve cromulence. Excellent summation.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:33 AM (Z1eux)

    250 somehow fifty to
    seventy cents more expensive "

    What's your state gas tax?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:33 AM (6qErC)

    251 Hopefully , now that Mueller has ended, Senate will start confirming Judges at a rapid pace

    Posted by: Jonah at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (wg3SA)

    252 I do not think a new out of the ground refinery has been built since 1979.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (JFO2v)


    ---

    It's a shame we didn't have an (R) majority in the House and Senate along with the most conservative, pro-business president in decades that could've done something about this sort of thing.

    Oh well. We've still got Obamacare and some tax cuts that will expire!

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (nDOs4)

    253 >>Levin said last night that Barr has a real role to play in what of Mueller's report can be released, particularly if it contains secret grand jury testimony, which seems to be overlooked by the "nation of laws" MFM and donks. He's also skeptical that it doesn't include some shit bombs with Mueller being Mueller.

    I think it's really important to go back and remember the reasons given for firing Mueller and who wrote that letter.

    One of the key findings was that going against DOJ policy Mueller released information about the target of an investigation that was ultimately not prosecuted. That would be Hillary Clinton. And DOJ policy has always prohibited doing that.

    The person who wrote that letter and has been re-instituting that policy at the DOJ is the same person who has been overusing Mueller for the last 2 year, Rod Rosenstein.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (/tuJf)

    254 Morning all

    I slept like a baby last night..Well actually not since the city of Norfolk decided to tear down a pedestrian bridge over Waterside Drive right outside my hotel. Assholes

    But if there are no wild cards in mueller's POS, and I doubt there are, it is a marvelous day. Plus I am all alone in my office

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (m8J9w)

    255 Well Peter Strzok was correct all along: there was no there there.

    Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (2pj1N)

    256 All the notable Ds are demanding a full turnover of everything, which they know they can't get for legitimate reasons. So they're attacking the integrity of the Mueller investigation, after they staked so much on it.

    During his press conference yesterday, a reporter asked Schumer if he was going to apologize to the President.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 08:35 AM (1UZdv)

    257 "the simple reason that Trump had nothing to do with Russian Collusion"

    That we know of.

    Posted by: Adamn Schitt at March 23, 2019 08:35 AM (UdKB7)

    258 So I log into our local community Social Media website.

    Only to find out that somebody was carjacked directly behind their house last night at gunpoint.

    Two blocks from our house.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)

    259 we haven't ever had to reckon with the possibility that somebody has ascended to the presidency of the United States to serve the interests of another country rather than our own

    Um... you sure about that?

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (OiC69)

    260 Nelson gets it.

    Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (RuIsu)

    261 There's an app for Android and Apple phones called My Fitness Pal

    You punch in what you've eaten and it tells you your totals for the day.. calories, carbs, fiber, etc. etc..

    Its database is very extensive and it knows about most brand name and restaurant foods.
    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
    -----
    The app carb manager will also tell you the glycemic load of foods in nutrition.

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (UUBmN)

    262 Mueller withstanding, Democrats are not going to suddenly play nice and think if anything will double their efforts. NY AG will still be going full bore,

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (BbGew)

    263 Only to find out that somebody was carjacked directly behind their house last night at gunpoint.

    Two blocks from our house.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)


    Pr0-Tip: Buy a Bigger Gun

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (m8J9w)

    264 Wiped out the Caliphate? *Please*, the one thing I wouldn't want credit for! Actually, don't report it at all. Trumpists might be encouraged by it.


    Blink...Wiped? You mean like with a cloth?..Blink

    ...Shillary...

    Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (8ikIW)

    265 Trump should tweet "Mission Accomplished, Vlad" and watch the Left immolate.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

    hahahaha
    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (ysOGz)


    Oh, yes.

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump

    ура, товарищ путин!

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (t+qrx)

    266 "What's your state gas tax?"

    I don't know the rate offhand, but it hasn't been changed in the last year, at least.

    So that wouldn't explain it.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (cqNba)

    267 Mueller withstanding, Democrats are not going to suddenly play nice and think if anything will double their efforts. NY AG will still be going full bore,

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (BbGew)

    And NOW PDT and we and all normal Americans should oppose them at ever step.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (m8J9w)

    268 somehow fifty to

    seventy cents more expensive

    --

    What's your state gas tax?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:33 AM (6qErC)


    ---

    I shop in both NC (30ish) and SC (18?), and SC's
    is routinely twenty five cents or so cheaper. That's why I wrote that
    with a $0.25 cent difference.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (nDOs4)

    269 His investigation of Trump was exactly like his investigation of Steven Hatfill in the Anthrax letters case. Both were based on Loony left wing conspiracy theories. Mueller found no evidence against Hatfill for the simple reason that Hatfill had nothing to do with sending the Anthrax letters. Mueller found no evidence against Trump in the Russian Collusion case for the simple reason that Trump had nothing to do with Russian Collusion.
    Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (2pj1N)


    Is Hatfill the guy who committed suicide? Mueller should be hanged by the neck for that alone on top of railroading others and turning the FBI into a bunch of hapless bumblers. He is the Deep State's ultimate Made Man.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (y7DUB)

    270 But if there are no wild cards in mueller's POS, and I doubt there are, it is a marvelous day. Plus I am all alone in my office
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (m8J9w)


    No pants Saturday?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (t+qrx)

    271 "What's your state gas tax?"

    I don't know the rate offhand, but it hasn't been changed in the last year, at least.

    So that wouldn't explain it.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (cqNba)


    Don't come to NJ, the Fat Man fucked us good on his way out of Office

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (m8J9w)

    272 "Pr0-Tip: Buy a Bigger Gun"



    Considering the Mossberg Shockwave with the new Crimson Trace side mounted laser sight for use inside stately VIA Manor.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (cqNba)

    273 could've done something about this sort of thing"

    You must've missed Eagle Ford. 2 biggest refineries in nearly half a century go online this year.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (6qErC)

    274 Someday that's gonna bite us in the ass. The 'not in my backyard' folks will make it impossible to have another one built.
    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (jYje5)

    The newest reactor to enter service is Tennessees Watts Bar Unit 2, which began operation in June 2016. The next-youngest operating reactor is Watts Bar Unit 1, also in Tennessee, which entered service in May 1996.

    2 in 33 years!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (JFO2v)

    275 Also redundant redundancy typos in case I was unclear.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (nDOs4)

    276 Went to Yahoo this morning. After 2 years of hyping the Mueller investigation, and every rumor that it would end the Trump presidency, there is not one story about the Mueller Report on their front page. The shameless hackery of the U.S. media is truly sickening.

    Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (RLiOt)

    277 But if there are no wild cards in mueller's POS, and I doubt there are, it is a marvelous day. Plus I am all alone in my office
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (m8J9w)

    No pants Saturday?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (t+qrx)


    Could be. If I could figure out how to make it from the parking Garage to the 15th Floor without being seen?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (m8J9w)

    278 Car jacking are why you need a Ma Deuce on the roof of your truck and manned

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:40 AM (BbGew)

    279 2 in 33 years!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (JFO2v)


    ---

    Silly, you know only "alternative" energy has made any sort of technological advancements in 33 years.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:40 AM (nDOs4)

    280 Time to investigate the New Yawk AG.

    Glass houses and all.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (Z+IKu)

    281 If I had to guess about gas prices it's demand, the economy gets moving demand and supply makes it go up.
    Posted by: Skip
    ..........

    it could be the fact that up until 3 years ago it was against the law to export oil.. now, we gotta compete with the rest of the world for our own oil!

    I'm all for a free market and such.. but $10 bucks more for a fill up is a hard pill to swallow!

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (438dO)

    282 I don't always have nasal sex, but when I do, it's with an inflatable Barbra Streisand head. Stay fierce, my friends.

    Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (PjWy4)

    283 Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (/tuJf)

    You mean Comey in at least your first two Muellers, no? Admittedly Frick and Frack...

    Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (y7DUB)

    284 19 So our local radio voice was saying after the Mueller Report release that now is the time for Trump to have some humility.

    I'm thinking that the President has survived a coup attempt.

    Nah....feck the humility.

    -----------

    Agreed. Awaiting the Trump tweet storm with popcorn

    Posted by: Anon at March 23, 2019 08:42 AM (tHzqt)

    285 Went to Yahoo this morning.

    ---

    The only thing worse than their news stories are their comments sections. Those folks make youtube commenters look like Rhodes Scholars.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:42 AM (nDOs4)

    286 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

    Maybe because the half of the country with the pipelines is under water? Not that you'd know it from the news - I guess its not important because white people can swim and have insurance.

    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 08:42 AM (25Dt7)

    287 And of course, they drop the (non) report late on a Friday afternoon, on the last weekday of (most) students Spring Break. "Remember that Mueller investigation?"
    "Mueller...it rings a bell. What ever came of that?"

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2019 08:42 AM (ty7RM)

    288 Time to investigate the New Yawk AG.

    Glass houses and all.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (Z+IKu)


    It is the same old stroy. The real AG of the Southern District, a PDT Appointee, recused himself leaving a life time swamp creature in charge. Why? WTF? And she is a Belligerant one also

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (m8J9w)

    289 The person who wrote that letter and has been re-instituting that policy at the DOJ is the same person who has been overusing Mueller for the last 2 year, Rod Rosenstein.

    That's the same Rosenpenis that signed a FISA warrant without reading it, probably knowing it was based on pure BS? That guy?

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (joPfj)

    290 I'll be in and out for the day. Y'all have fun.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (nDOs4)

    291 Someone needs to clean up the end of the "Maddow Crying" thread. Somebody dropped a foul deuce in aisle 7.

    Posted by: I See Boners at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (cJB2e)

    292 Time to investigate the New Yawk AG.

    Glass houses and all.
    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (Z+IKu)


    Maybe pick some friends and associates, throw them in prison for the rest of their lives. I'm sure they've done something. If not, maybe they will when their family's in pajamas on the front lawn at 3am while the house is being tossed and they're carrying everything out in file boxes.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (t+qrx)

    293 Vic,
    Look into the wonders of asparagus, yes, that is what I said.
    Also CBD oil is supposed to be good to help stop cancer.

    There is a Natural Health thread on Free Republic, people discussing all kinds of answers that have worked for diabetics,
    hope it helps.
    God Speed.
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3735908/posts?q=1&;page=225#225

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:44 AM (AvblT)

    294 >>You mean Comey in at least your first two Muellers, no? Admittedly Frick and Frack...

    Opps. Yea. More coffee.

    In any case, Barr is not going to release anything about Trump or anyone else who wasn't indicted. we are at the sound and fury stage of this scam now.

    The left should be a lot more worried about Ukraine right now.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:44 AM (/tuJf)

    295 NOOD JAVA

    Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 23, 2019 08:44 AM (vQUp6)

    296 eagle ford

    Access to ample feedstock from multiple Eagle Ford suppliers
    Ideal position for distribution to newly opened Mexican markets

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

    297 Maybe because the half of the country with the pipelines is under water? Not that you'd know it from the news.

    Just fly over it, like we do. Don't see the problem.

    Posted by: The MFM at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (lK7fO)

    298 And of course, they drop the (non) report late on a Friday afternoon, on the last weekday of (most) students Spring Break. "Remember that Mueller investigation?"
    "Mueller...it rings a bell. What ever came of that?"
    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
    ------
    Hmmm, wasn't there a movie called "Ferris Mueller's Day Off"???

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (UUBmN)

    299 I'll be in and out for the day. Y'all have fun.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (nDOs4)


    Same. See you guys around, off and on.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (t+qrx)

    300 >>That's the same Rosenpenis that signed a FISA warrant without reading it, probably knowing it was based on pure BS? That guy?

    Yea, that guy. You should really go back and watch his Congressional testimony about that FISA issue.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (/tuJf)

    301 "Someone needs to clean up the end of the "Maddow Crying" thread. Somebody dropped a foul deuce in aisle 7."

    Still there?

    I didn't see anything.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (cqNba)

    302 If I had to guess about gas prices it's demand, the economy gets moving demand and supply makes it go up.
    =====================
    I think some of it is the change in seasons; there are all kinds of (gubmint mandated) blends depending on what area of the country you live in. changing the processing at refineries is most likely expensive, and slows production.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (ty7RM)

    303 nood

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

    304 His investigation of Trump was exactly like his investigation of Steven Hatfill in the Anthrax letters case. Both were based on Loony left wing conspiracy theories. Mueller found no evidence against Hatfill for the simple reason that Hatfill had nothing to do with sending the Anthrax letters. Mueller found no evidence against Trump in the Russian Collusion case for the simple reason that Trump had nothing to do with Russian Collusion.
    Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (2pj1N)

    Is Hatfill the guy who committed suicide? Mueller should be hanged by the neck for that alone on top of railroading others and turning the FBI into a bunch of hapless bumblers. He is the Deep State's ultimate Made Man.
    Posted by: Captain Hate

    No he was the guy who had to be guilty because he was a white South African or Rhodesian. Just like the movies. Never mind he was a virologist and anthrax is a bacteria, or that he worked in a different building.

    The other guy was a bit whacky - but - 1) many science guys at that level are, and 2) zero evidence - just leaks and innuendo to cover the FBIs incompetence.

    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 08:48 AM (25Dt7)

    305 willowed dammit

    Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (25Dt7)

    306 Jean,
    Just cut and paste your wallowed comment into the new thread like I did...

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:51 AM (UUBmN)

    307 Gas at 2.80..governor wants to slap a 45 cent gas tax on to pay for roads

    Posted by: A dude in MI at March 23, 2019 08:51 AM (OOH1c)

    308 Jean

    No, I read it. Very good.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

    309 Village Idiot's Apprentice

    SC is looking better and better.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

    310 by next week they will be on to something new...

    it's all just theater, a dog and pony show to distract the rubes from how bad they are being screwed.

    Posted by: shoey at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (lOf8d)

    311 Breaking news - Full text released from the Mueller Report:
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

    Posted by: Stumck at March 23, 2019 09:14 AM (IpZ/y)

    312 224 Would not be surprised to see Brett Baier start advertising Admiral Kristol's Cuck Cruise during the Fox panel next week.

    Baier be butt hurt this am--Never Trumper that he is.

    All these enablers of sedition need to be set adrift on Kristol's USS Cuck--- to never be seen on TV again.
    Posted by: Voter theater. at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (GsU6a)
    ------------

    Brett butt urts was only exceeded by Chris Wallace, a supposed "journalist". Watched him on special report and it was unbelievable how disappointed he was.

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:27 AM (OAlmw)

    313 You think this is funny wait till the Concord case gets to trial

    https://tinyurl.com/http-datechguyblog-com-2019

    Nah just kidding they'll wait a few months and then Mueller and co will drop it before discovery

    Posted by: datechguy at March 23, 2019 09:41 AM (dxUKX)

    314 Strange that Maxine Waters is so silent.
    Enjoy the day knowing that Hillary Clinton will NEVER be President

    Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (e8kgV)

    315 Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
    That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
    And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
    It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

    Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (e8kgV)

    This ONT Is No Joke!

    Do you know why? This picture holds a clue:

    Punch.jpg

    Shocking


    CO Soldiers Celebrating Post Deployment At Hilton Met With Shocking Sign ‘No Longer Serving Military & Their Guests’

    The people that posted the sign? Fired. Huh. I guess wonders never do cease.


    Them Other McDonalds Are Fine



    Sure, she's a comedienne doing a bit, but it's a funny bit.


    History

    The Last Slave Ship Survivor Gave an Interview in the 1930s. It Just Surfaced


    I found this bit to be interesting:

    Hurston’s use of vernacular dialogue in both her novels and her anthropological interviews was often controversial, as some black American thinkers at the time argued that this played to black caricatures in the minds of white people. Hurston disagreed, and refused to change Lewis’ dialect—which was one of the reasons a publisher turned her manuscript down back in the 1930s.
    Many decades later, her principled stance means that modern readers will get to hear Lewis’ story the way that he told it.

    That's....not usually celebrated. History is the study of people, and being able to “hear” those people with a realistic “voice” makes understanding them easier. Liberals have kittens over Huck Finn's use of the N word WRT Jim, but that realistic portrayal of the period vernacular makes the character's moral story arc more remarkable. Now, of course Huck Finn is fiction, but the same holds true with historical accounts.


    Feminist Insanity

    Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officers
    This is somehow supposed to be the same as restrictions on abortion or something, don't ask me. They seem to miss the slight distinction that Pussy-Hat Pammy is, you know, killing someone while Onan over there is just messing up the sidewalk. In any event, I can imagine if this thing passed:

    "911, what's your emergency?"

    "Just reporting that I nutted officer"

    "Ew"

    "I'm going again, should I call back or do you want to hold the line?"

    The Religion of Humanity
    Christianity and Humanity—from a Distance


    Mahoney draws on..(various philosophers - Ed)..to elucidate the ways in which Catholic laymen, intellectuals, and authorities—very much including Pope Francis—are allowing a desiccated humanitarianism to take the place of the Christian gospel itself. They are, as Machen complained about liberal Protestants a century ago, dutifully taking their orders from sages and experts who have only contempt for Christianity and so relinquishing the very thing they mean to preserve: their own relevance.

    Almost every time I see non-Christians trying to use gospel as either a “gotcha!” to Christians or as a justification for one of their idiot ideas (Jesus was a socialist, man!), the number one thing that they miss is that the teachings of Jesus were intended for individuals. “Render unto Caesar” was a rejection of worldly concerns as applicable to his teachings at all (and a neat sidestep of a transparent trap).

    Jesus Teach.jpg

    Mmmm, Pie*

    Mmmm Pie.jpg

    * 400 Quatloons to the person who gets the reference here.


    Feel Good Story

    Paid in full.jpg


    Tonight's ONT brought to you by NeverTrumpers reacting to the news about the Mueller report:

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    Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:01 PM




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    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (8wKjk)

    2 WD stuck his finger in the dyke!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (kQs4Y)

    3 My third first of the day.

    Life is good.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (8wKjk)

    4 Ooont

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:06 PM (dm05u)

    5 That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)

    6 Ahoy, ſodomites!

    Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (CLcKT)

    7 Tis a good day people!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

    8 Can this day get any better?

    The Liberals are weeping and gnashing their teeth.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (8wKjk)

    9 No punchline!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)

    10 Whomp whomp

    Posted by: McCool at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (9X4u5)

    11 Thanks for the ONT.

    I always loved history. One of my favorite professors in college (a tiny little woman) said that first person accounts are actually often the most biased of anything you read (because all of the person's biases are unfiltered.) However, they are extraordinarily informative because of what the source says and does not say, how they say it, when they said it, etc.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (brgv3)

    12 I give up on the top pic. What clue?

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (ujbNH)

    13 There's no Punch Line.

    Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

    14 Mcdonalds ! On Dorset...

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (dm05u)

    15 Sooo. Do we get a Downfall video by Sunday ?

    Posted by: McCool at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (9X4u5)

    16 Don't drink the Kool Aide?

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (fF3XF)

    17 To commemorate today's anniversary of the Stamp Act, I present a new verse for an old song:

    Pranky Robert ran for office
    Skateboarding while blotto
    Dumped verdant feces in a bowl
    And called it avocado

    Posted by: Tired of my old handle and all the good ones are taken at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (zLLOw)

    18 Whoa, another executive just resigned at SPLC!! Bwahahaha!

    Trump you magnificent bastard!!

    Posted by: gp at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (mk9aG)

    19 That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)


    With coney sauce!

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

    20 So, Adam Schiff will join with O J and Fox Mulder knowing that "the truth is out there"

    Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (e8kgV)

    21 it don't matter. Trump is guilty and Hillary should be President and Allyslanderer Loopy Cortizone should be all nine members of the Supreme Court

    Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ZqRa6)

    22 You folks don't look like you need another McRib sandwich.

    Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (aS1PU)

    23 2019 is definitely on track to be the Best. Year. EVAH!

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (fF3XF)

    24 Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

    duh

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ujbNH)

    25 I liked the barbershop story, good people there!

    Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (f3oO4)

    26 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

    27 Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

    (golf clap)

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (fF3XF)

    28 Fook Tomato Pie!
    All them other pies are fine

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (dm05u)

    29 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)


    A kind of weasel.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx)

    30 Mom! those deplorables are talking about dykes again!!!!

    Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (vhXcf)

    31

    I was raised in Alabama and I never heard of buttermilk pie.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

    32 There was a general pie shortage in the greater Chicagoland/Northwest Indiana area on March 14. We were forced into Banana Cream, which is practically what they ate on slave ships.

    Then I saw the lady with the McRib rhubarb.

    I wept because I had no shoes. Then I saw a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (LNHb2)

    33 I KNEW my rather lame comment on the previous thread was going to be willowed as I hit post.

    Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (eASYU)

    34 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

    One of the many varieties of Hamburger Helper.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (8wKjk)

    35 oh geez, Ingraham just had a line that Schiff might want to subpoena Mueller.

    Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6)

    36 That Colorado story is making me do a slow burn.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

    37 >>>Sure, she's a comedienne doing a bit, but it's a funny bit.

    FIFY

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

    38 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

    -----------------

    ???

    Posted by: Betty Crocker at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (iQKgg)

    39
    I was raised in Alabama and I never heard of buttermilk pie.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

    It's considered a delicacy at church suppers in Georgia. You are missing out.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (8wKjk)

    40 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)


    *fistbump*

    Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (kOpft)

    41 I call shenanigans on that map.
    Not one search for hair pie?

    Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (yIBga)

    42 oh geez, Ingraham just had a line that Schiff might want to subpoena Mueller.

    Yeah, it was mentioned on Tucker earlier. That dude is certifiable.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

    43 The article is interesting, but the author has their own biases.

    He was upset that the government would not provide any 'reparations' for stealing him from his own land? That is the author's word choice, I doubt it is this guy's. Also, why would the government, that just spent blood and treasure doing something that freed you and people like you, be further monetarily responsible for your illegal enslavement (the slave trade being illegal at that point?)

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (brgv3)

    44 There's no Punch Line.

    *groan*

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (OiC69)

    45 UC Irvine wins, and Mueller drops a nothing burger. What a friday

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (GeRdb)

    46 8 Can this day get any better?

    The Liberals are weeping and gnashing their teeth.
    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (8wKjk)

    Yes, it can get better.

    I'm thinking Jim Jones and The Kool Aid Band solution.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

    47 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

    Distantly related to taco pie.

    Very distantly.

    Posted by: Miklos at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (zCyNd)

    48 30 Mom! those deplorables are talking about dykes again!!!!
    Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (vhXcf)

    Diagonal cutting pliers?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (brgv3)

    49 Tom Cat is celebrating Easter early. He just brought half of a dead rabbit into the garage.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (8wKjk)

    50 41 I call shenanigans on that map.
    Not one search for hair pie?
    Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (yIBga)

    Ever see the album cover for Mom's Apple Pie?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

    51 (...) a nothing burger.
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (GeRdb)


    Is that a kind of pie?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

    52 Hello? I live in Ohio and I've never heard of "Peanut Butter Pie"'

    Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)

    53

    It's considered a delicacy at church suppers in Georgia. You are missing out.

    I've had chess pie, which was a state secret for a while back home. Those are real good, too.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (HaL55)

    54 13
    There's no Punch Line.


    Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)


    I was looking for a turd. Too complicated.

    Posted by: NOTN THATN GUY at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (yLrhl)

    55 I hate people with their stupid puns.

    Unless it's me telling it.

    Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (vhXcf)

    56 To the Dems, Comey went from Good Guy to Bad Guy to Good Guy to Whatever.

    Now Mewler is gonna get the same treatment.

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (ujbNH)

    57
    I wept because I had no shoes. Then I saw a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM


    Yeah, I remember my Dad trying to foot-shame me with that story. It didn't work. I wanted shoes. Everyone else had shoes. The floor of the bus was cold. The teachers would walk past me in class and sniff their noses.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jYje5)

    58 Spaghetti Pie, Colorado? Are you high?

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (OiC69)

    59 8 Can this day get any better?

    Comey, Felonious, Brennan, Clapper, all simultaneously frog-marched out of their homes in leg-irons.

    That would make the day "better", methinks.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (fF3XF)

    60 Hey everybody.

    "My ONT gave me a chicken, it had no bones..."

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)

    61 I've lived in Alabama for decades and I've had buttermilk pie exactly once.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:18 PM (yQpMk)

    62 35
    oh geez, Ingraham just had a line that Schiff might want to subpoena Mueller.


    Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


    And Mueller will tell him to talk to AG Barr. Mueller doesn't have to tell the congress ass clowns nothing.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 10:18 PM (WNAuL)

    63 Things that can be made into a pie:

    - Meat
    - Fish
    - Poultry
    - Robert Mueller's credibility

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (miE9U)

    64 Cheeseburger Pie is an acquired and sophisticated taste, sir. It does not come from a box, bag nor plastic container.

    It is "aged." In tin foil. For weeks.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (3H9h1)

    65 Comey, Felonious, Brennan, Clapper, all simultaneously frog-marched out of their homes in leg-irons.

    That would make the day "better", methinks.
    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (fF3XF)
    ---
    Then shipped off to Devil's Island, French Guyana.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (kQs4Y)

    66 It's just terrible that Mueller has outed himself as a Russian agent.

    Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

    67 "My ONT gave me a chicken, it had no bones..."

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)

    *smashes qdp's ukelele*

    Posted by: Miklos Blutarsky at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

    68 Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?

    Lol

    They are deranged

    Sure, we just spent over $25 million and 2+ years on exactly this and the guy hired to do just that, dropped his report late on a Friday of a big sports weekend--but, yeah, there's a chance there black Lloyd Chrustmas

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (TN1P5)

    69 Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

    Posted by: Jack Handey at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (yQpMk)

    70 Guess what my nickname was in junior high school?

    Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

    71 Shoo fly pie should be on there, except the Amish don't internet

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (dm05u)

    72 Yo

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (XAYDB)

    73 Guess what my nickname was in junior high school?
    Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)


    Dickhead?

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)

    74 For all my legitimate complaints about my parents. I never went without shoes.

    They might've been real dirty (my fault) or torn (my fault again) or out of style (their fault they didn't give a shit) but I always had shoes.

    I gotta remember this at Thanksgiving.

    Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (vhXcf)

    75 What is millionaire pie?

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (dm05u)

    76 I dipped my toe into the CNN cesspool tonight. First, ewe. Second, you'll probably know anyway that due to their ratings spike.

    But to report, Don Lemon appeared sober, but is heavily promoting the "we must see every word or we can't trust the Mueller report" angle.

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (XROPS)

    77 I never wore bread bags over my shoes.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

    78 Back in the 60s, they would have searched for Tuna and Jell-O pie on the internet.

    Or ARPAnet as it was known.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (LNHb2)

    79 Contra-Goldberg, I am not going to start proclaiming Mueller as an honorable investigator.

    I am merely going to point out that when even Torquemada can find no wrongdoing, there is a better than even chance there was nothing to find.

    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (bEhmB)

    80 Can you imagine the reaction Election Night if Trump wins bigly in 2020?

    2016 would be just a rehearsal, by comparison.

    Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

    81 Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?
    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (TN1P5)

    It's all they have. It's the gal they brung to the dance.

    Like Zach Mayo - they got nowhere else to go. They got nothin' else.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (fF3XF)

    82 Guess what my nickname was in junior high school?
    Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

    I did a whole song about you.

    Posted by: Fred Blassie at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (zCyNd)

    83 Them Other McDonalds Are Fine..............

    Not sure I like that one more or the
    guy at the babrber shop!
    Both great..

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (438dO)

    84 COBs gave me an ONT, it had no bones
    Went to my local bank, they had no loans
    Showed up at Verizon Wireless, they had no phones
    Dropped by my local ice cream shop, they had no cones

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (miE9U)

    85 David French's lisping pronouncements sure hold up

    https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/1022688872227069952

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (PbpT7)

    86 Comey, Felonious, Brennan, Clapper, all simultaneously frog-marched out of their homes in leg-irons.

    One good deed deserves another. Let's really get to the bottom of things.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (NAs56)

    87 So.. this new movie coming out about the Manson family? It's a sympathetic view of the women caught up in his evil web. Fuck that shit. I won't go see it. I won't spend a penny on anything that puts those bitches in a sympathetic light. Cold blooded killers. They killed Tate who was fucking 9 months pregnant. Stabbed her to death. Considered cutting out the baby. I will never ever forget or forgive those c***s. I hate Hollywood. And a pox on ANYONE who goes to see this piece of crap.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

    88 58 Spaghetti Pie, Colorado? Are you high?


    Rocky Mountain High


    (in colorado)

    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (xIKXj)

    89 That Jesus meme is the shizzle.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (XAYDB)

    90 Can't wait for a Trump tweet.

    Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (MAstk)

    91 >>Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?
    Posted by: RoyalOil,

    OMG.

    CHROMATIC ABERRATIONS!!!

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (PbpT7)

    92 Like Zach Mayo - they got nowhere else to go. They got nothin else.
    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (fF3XF)

    *golfclap AND fistbump*

    Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (fnWQo)

    93 Its almost as good as election night Young Turks
    Almost

    Posted by: McCool at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (9X4u5)

    94 IT'S SWALWELL.


    I hated high school.

    Posted by: Eric Swallowell at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (6e1eX)

    95

    OK, had to look up buttermilk pie. DDG say it's often confused with chess pie, but contains no cornmeal.

    All the chess pies I remember didn't have cornmeal. What are they talking about? I are confused. Chess pies are sorta like lemon bars. In fact, I've had chess bar pie. It's good too.
    This is getting out of hand rapidly. We may not live through it...

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)

    96 @87 .... Reading Helter Skelter in college permanently changed my view of the world.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (LNHb2)

    97 Shoo fly pie should be on there, except the Amish don't internet

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (dm05u)
    --------------------------------------

    Shoo Fly Pie And Apple Pan Dowdy....insert musical notes here....having Sirius xm means I'm learning "new" songs from the 1940's all the time.

    How much better that music was than what passes for entertainment today.

    Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (e9omi)

    98 Oklahoma = chocolate pie? Welll... I have seen it often in diners. But none of these things is ever right. Especially about Oklahoma. Did they take a poll at Interstate rest stops?

    But what do I know? In our fridge right now we've still got a couple of pieces of Milady's Blueberry Ricotta Coffee Cake, kind of like a cheesecake with a thick crust. Milady and daughter say it's 'way too sweet, but I don't have a problem with it.

    Something else to look forward to tomorrow morning for, besides coffee. And goofy Saturday AoSHQ threads.


    __________
    HEY! Out of town son and his wife are having their 2nd *right now* (inducing today, a bit earlier than planned). Waiting for ze beeg noos any hour now. Gonna have us a granddaughter, God willing and all goes well.

    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker knows pie are delicious at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (GvEen)

    99 Jack Handey's sayings are like Zen koans, you can meditate on them:

    "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (kQs4Y)

    100 Have you guys ever had Punch Bowl cake? It's really good too, and you always bring home an empty dish after the pot luck is over.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (8wKjk)

    101 Went to my local bank, they had no loans
    Showed up at Verizon Wireless, they had no phones
    Dropped by my local ice cream shop, they had no cones

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (miE9U)

    Yup. Those all-inclusive Venezuelan vacations have their downsides.

    Posted by: Miklos, World Traveler at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (zCyNd)

    102 Chess pie is good, except when it takes pawns in your stomach and checkmates your lower GI.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)

    103 I never wore bread bags over my shoes.
    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

    You wear the bread bags over your feet or socks if you're lucky and then put them into your shoes (which are leaking cause you wore them out or their were made poorly and the seal between the sole and the upper doesn't)

    It's a bitch when you get a bread bag with a hole in it.

    Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (vhXcf)

    104 if any of you have got the MGM channel on cable, some REAL quality TV is on! BUBBA HOTEP!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (V2Yro)

    105 Contra-Goldberg, I am not going to start proclaiming Mueller as an honorable investigator.

    Mueller should have wrapped up the investigation in a few months, rather than spend years pursuing indictments against people for things that had nothing to do with Russian collusion, which was the sole reason why he was a special prosecutor.

    Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

    106 Congrats grampaw!

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (dm05u)

    107 >>David French's lisping pronouncements sure hold up

    Tell me you don't miss being on twitter right now.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (/tuJf)

    108 19 That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)

    With coney sauce!
    Posted by: hogmartin


    Yeah, what's this savory stuff? They think we're all eating quiche, or frozen Banquet chicken pot pies?

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

    109 Wait.... no Hair Pie?

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (tRLIC)

    110 Shepherds pie. No goats nor sheep where hurt in the making of this pie.

    Yet.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (3H9h1)

    111 >>>Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?

    Posted by: RoyalOil<<<


    It's Malaysian airliners all the way down.

    Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (yIBga)

    112 Good gawd

    I

    am

    so

    damn

    sick

    of

    this

    Russia

    shit

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (XAYDB)

    113 CNN is reassuring all ten of their viewers that there's still a chance there's proof of Collusion, obstruction of justice and that Trump may--wittingly or unwittingly--be a Russian agent

    Dana just said Trump could be a "Russian asset"

    Wow!!

    They are so totally reality based

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (TN1P5)

    114 Hey everyone!

    So did I miss anything important today?

    Posted by: Dr. T at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (2PXwn)

    115 Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?

    Good Lord, you people are idiots.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (OiC69)

    116 90 Can't wait for a Trump tweet.

    Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (MAstk)


    I can't wait for his next big rally - I'm sure he'll be on fire about Crooked Hillary's cooked-up Russian collusion fantasy.

    Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (AMIL/)

    117 Hey logprof! Your and others' DVDs were mailed today.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

    118 Chicken pot pie is not pie.


    Says I.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (NLLmE)

    119 Can't wait for a Trump tweet.
    Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (MAstk)

    -----------------------------

    He has wisely remained quiet on this. I hope this continues at least until Barr releases a summary publicly.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (ffYR/)

    120 Contra-Goldberg, I am not going to start proclaiming Mueller as an honorable investigator.

    He staffed his operation entirely with jihadist anti-Trump VIP-level Democrat Party primary donors who, in at least 2-cases, had their own shit to cover-up.

    I'm not even close to thinking about proclaiming Mueller as an honorable anything. Because, Uranium One.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (fF3XF)

    121 >>>Dana just said Trump could be a "Russian asset"


    dana who?

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (PbpT7)

    122 The fact that Peach pie is nowhere on there shows the terrorists have won.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (NLLmE)

    123
    But, but, but ... WE'RE THE SMART ONES!

    Posted by: tedious libs who won't let go of russian collusion at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (pNxlR)

    124 The real unanswered question is, did I win the Powerball?

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (OiC69)

    125 . Reading Helter Skelter in college permanently changed my view of the world.

    I remember reading it and just kept thinking. Evil. They were just evil. And yeah it scared me shitless. I lived in Cali at the time. People were shocked and scared to death. Fuck Manson with a chainsaw. I hope he and his followers burn in hell for eternity.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

    126 The tell, like Tucker and now Ken Starr pointed out, is that any normal person would celebrate the conclusion that our president is not a Russian agent and did not collude with them.

    Their crying over this obvious good news is horrific

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (XROPS)

    127 Is Flynn still being charged?

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (dm05u)

    128 Hello? I live in Ohio and I've never heard of "Peanut Butter Pie"'

    Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)
    -------------------------------------

    It's a variation of Buckeyes, no?

    Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (e9omi)

    129 I was scrutinizing the punchbowl, looking for the turd.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

    130 Tomorrow is the swallows day parade

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (GeRdb)

    131 I guess it depends on where the slave ship originated. Slave ships from Africa were banned in 1808 in the U.S.

    Posted by: NOTN THATN GUY at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (yLrhl)

    132 This WI kid has never heard of French Silk Pie, but I kinda like the sound of it.

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (ujbNH)

    133 i too am sick of this russia bullshit. network "news" must die. every fucking one. lying suckers of penis.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

    134 124 The real unanswered question is, did I win the Powerball?
    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (OiC69)

    You'll find out tomorrow night. $625M - or roughly $190M free-and-clear after taxes.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (fF3XF)

    135 I live in Ohio and I've never heard of "Peanut Butter Pie"'

    Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)

    You can Google a recipe. Try it.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (8wKjk)

    136 chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApmvDU5RmyY

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (/tuJf)

    137
    there's a turd or two in that punch bowl!

    Posted by: tedious libs who won't let go of russian collusion at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (pNxlR)

    138 Top level execs = rats
    SPLC = sinking ship

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (miE9U)

    139 45
    UC Irvine wins, and Mueller drops a nothing burger. What a friday

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


    Also Liberty U won. That can't make the 'Woke' crowd happy but then they are never happy.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (WNAuL)

    140 132 This WI kid has never heard of French Silk Pie, but I kinda like the sound of it.
    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (ujbNH)

    It's awesome.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

    141 Ingraham certainly seems to love the sound of her own voice

    Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (7ZQe3)

    142 Caller: Oh Gawd! Oh Gawd!!!

    Officer: Ma'am, I need to only talk to the gentleman.

    Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (0tfLf)

    143 Sorry - bad math

    Powerball jackpot is about $210M after taxes for a single winner.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (fF3XF)

    144
    We had to pilfer bread bags out of the neighbors trash for footwear. Hence my high school nickname, 'Wonder Bread'.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (jYje5)

    145

    Dana just said Trump could be a "Russian asset"



    Wow!!


    OK prove it or STFD and STFU. Forever. This has gone on long enough.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (HaL55)

    146 Dana Bash, she said that Trump could be a "Russian asset."

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (TN1P5)

    147 Fook Tomato Pie!
    All them other pies are fine

    Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (dm05u)


    You hate pizza?

    Tomato Pie = Pizza

    With pizza, I either buy a couple of slices or a whole pie.

    Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (Y8PSl)

    148 Nothingboigeh!
    Nothingboigeh!
    Nothingboigeh!
    Nothingboigeh!
    Pepsi!
    Pepsi!
    Pepsi!

    Posted by: Chef zombie john belushi at the Mueller cafe at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (GvEen)

    149 This WI kid has never heard of French Silk Pie, but I kinda like the sound of it.

    OMG. You will have a pie orgasm.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

    150 SPLC sinking?

    i'm still not in no ways tired of winning

    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (xIKXj)

    151 121 >>>Dana just said Trump could be a "Russian asset"


    dana who?
    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (PbpT7)

    Peanut Butter Pie.

    Posted by: jasper at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (tRLIC)

    152 I think it's only fair that Trump gets an extra two years as president to make up for this bullshit.

    Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (RIS4Y)

    153 117 Hey logprof! Your and others' DVDs were mailed today.
    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

    --Yeaaaahhhhh!

    All I want to do is crank out this novel.

    It will be semi-Moronific.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (XAYDB)

    154 Any body believes that mind controlling Manson crap is a fool or on dope themselves.

    I was out there then. This was a move by the AG to make big news and try for GUV.

    If they hadn't been H'wood stars and stuff they would've got out before when they finally did.

    Yeah they were dedicated but that was on them not on Charlie.

    Charlie was mentally deficient. He couldn't persuade a butterfly to fly away. But he had the look that was scary at a time when ppl were scared of all the hippies and long hairs and the motorcycle gangs and all the dope.

    Charlie was a patsy. Yes they murdered those people but it wasn't some big planned thing or Charlie the mastermind.

    What a hoot. Charlie the mastermind. Charlie was looking for his next fuck and dope score. All his notes and stuff was the ramblings of a dope smoking wannabe biker. He gathered followers because he had some connections and was a decent scammer. He gathered a group of drifters and no hopers.

    Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (vhXcf)

    155 Powerball jackpot is about $210M after taxes for a single winner.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (fF3XF)

    About half if the winner is married.

    Posted by: Miklos, doing the math at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

    156 The only true pie is apple pie.Or blueberry.Maybe cherry.Or key lime.Strawberry rhubarb is worth a mention...

    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:32 PM (GzeO9)

    157 >>>146 Dana Bash, she said that Trump could be a "Russian asset."
    Posted by: RoyalOil,

    thanks. I should have put that together. But I couldn't think of that particular Dana.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:32 PM (PbpT7)

    158 OK, I Binged French Silk Pie. Gimme.

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:32 PM (ujbNH)

    159

    Publix has peanut butter pie down here. It's real good, too.

    For reasons she has yet to 'splain, B'Gal doesn't like it. More for me then.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:32 PM (HaL55)

    160 3. My third first of the day.

    Life is good.
    Posted by: ALH at March

    ********

    So....you work at the Post Office?

    Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:33 PM (0tfLf)

    161 Nothingboigeh!
    Nothingboigeh!
    Nothingboigeh!
    Nothingboigeh!
    Pepsi!
    Pepsi!
    Pepsi!




    Coke?

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

    162 Chicken pot pie is as much a pie as Boston cream pie is

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (GeRdb)

    163 Peanut Butter pie - also awesome.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

    164 I ate an entire boston cream pie to myself one night.

    Marajuana may have been involved.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (NLLmE)

    165 146 Dana Bash, she said that Trump could be a "Russian asset."
    Posted by: RoyalOil,

    Billionaire. Independently.
    Supermodel-hot wife.
    Almost 70-years old.
    Surrounded by family who has his back.

    Yeah, totes the profile of a "Russian asset". Totes.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (fF3XF)

    166

    French Silk pie is good. I'm starting to sense a pattern...

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (HaL55)

    167 The Meltdown is like unto the one we witnessed beginning around 9:20 pm EST in November 2016.

    Karma, Bitches

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (8wKjk)

    168 I'm happy for you mindful! for you and your milady

    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (xIKXj)

    169 The MFM are Russian assets. Have been since the 30's.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (yQpMk)

    170 109
    Wait.... no Hair Pie?

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (tRLIC)

    110
    Shepherds pie. No goats nor sheep where hurt in the making of this pie.



    Yet.



    Posted by: Martini Farmer


    She's...My....Cherry Pie.....
    Warrant ear worm. You're welcome.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (WNAuL)

    171 Pie > Cake

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (yQpMk)

    172 Key lime pie is most worthy.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (NLLmE)

    173 So, does this news on the Mueller report mean that they're all going to have to admit that Hillary lost because she was the turd in the punchbowl?

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

    174 The MFM are Russian assets. Have been since the 30's.

    Indeed they are.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (dUJdY)

    175
    Can't wait for a Trump tweet.

    I simply can not wait for the nicname Trump gives the former CO governor (running for President) who took his mom to see 'Deep Throat' at the tender age of 20.

    The awesome scale will have to be adjusted.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (jYje5)

    176 Cobbler > Pie > Cake

    But a good cookie is sublime.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (yQpMk)

    177 162 Chicken pot pie is as much a pie as Boston cream pie is
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (GeRdb)

    Hmm. True, Boston cream pie is not a pie, it's a cake. However, it is a dessert, while chicken pot pie is not. So comparatively speaking, one could posit that Boston cream pie, while actually a cake, is closer to what one typically thinks of as pie than chicken pot pie.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

    178 All this talk of pie is making my blood sugar spike.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (8wKjk)

    179 Californians are searching for "mud pie". I, however, will definitely NOT be looking that up.

    Posted by: irright at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (RVcmP)

    180 Peanut Butter pie - also awesome.
    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

    ---------------------------

    The ones I've had have been peanut butter/chocolate pies with a graham cracker crust. Like a big Reese's cup. Freaking yummy.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (ffYR/)

    181 John Solomon: The FISA court is waiting on the IG's findings and that may trigger action at the FISA court and trigger action at the AG's office. I have a feeling the second half of 2019 will be a half a year of accountability that will bring a lot of people to justice.

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (BqBId)

    182 Californians are searching for "mud pie". I, however, will definitely NOT be looking that up.


    I would have figured Cream Pie. Maybe that's just Southern California.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (yQpMk)

    183 How is pecan pie only in *squints* DC and one of those square states that I can never tell apart? DC doesn't deserve it, for starters. And those square states are all desert so they only eat gila monsters and peyote.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

    184 Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (BqBId)

    #twoweeks

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (fF3XF)

    185 how many flies per slice of shoo-fly pie?

    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (GzeO9)

    186 87 So.. this new movie coming out about the Manson family? It's a sympathetic view of the women caught up in his evil web.

    So they will promote feminism by portraying women as too stupid gullible to understand the concepts of right and wrong?

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

    187 The Meltdown is like unto the one we witnessed beginning around 9:20 pm EST in November 2016.

    Karma, Bitches
    Posted by: ALH a



    See, while some here are saying this isn't a win, per se, because it never should have got to this...it sure does feel winny.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (NLLmE)

    188 I have a feeling the second half of 2019 will be a half a year of accountability that will bring a lot of people to justice.

    From your keyboard to God's Inbox.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

    189 179 Californians are searching for "mud pie". I, however, will definitely NOT be looking that up.

    Posted by: irright at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (RVcmP)

    Mud pie is also awesome. It's made with ice cream, fudge, and chocolate cookie crumb crust.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

    190

    What's with all this pie talk?

    Let's talk about my depressing dating situation.

    Posted by: Georgie Porgie at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

    191 You all should try my avocado pie sometime.

    Posted by: Beto the Beta Baker at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (bEhmB)

    192 Okay rons and ettes.. I'm out. First show of the year for me tomorrow. Gotta be up at the buttcrack of dawn. Wish me luck!

    Stay safe.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

    193 humble pie

    Posted by: MSM at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)

    194 Posted by: Georgie Porgie at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

    So, how's it feel being a Level 2 Sex Offender in (current year)?

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (fF3XF)

    195 Let's talk about my depressing dating situation.


    Have you considered pumpkin?

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

    196 Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.

    Basically saying, if we get an unredacted report, we're smearing everyone named
    Laying out that the goal was never proving Russian collusion
    They're investigating whether Trump or anyone associated with him committed any crime and also anything unethical

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (TN1P5)

    197 Call the Georgia Legislator that introduced that bill and leave obvious sex messages for them informing them of the quality and nature of your ejaculate.

    Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (8uo4a)

    198 190

    What's with all this pie talk?

    Let's talk about my depressing dating situation.
    Posted by: Georgie Porgie at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

    Why don't you just run away?

    Posted by: Beto the Beta Baker at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (bEhmB)

    199 Wow. Nunes went there. Just claimed this was a Clinton/Obama op using dirty cops.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (/tuJf)

    200 there's a turd or two in that punch bowl!

    Watch out for the upper decker!

    Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (K22Va)

    201 another win was yesterday's EO on free speech on campus and Big Ed cosigning student loans or otherwise "having skin in that game"

    i like that a LOT

    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (xIKXj)

    202 Custard pie!

    Posted by: Led Zeppelin at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

    203 How is pecan pie only in *squints* DC and one of those square states that I can never tell apart? DC doesn't deserve it, for starters. And those square states are all desert so they only eat gila monsters and peyote.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

    We have pecan pie.

    South Carolina is one giant slice of something.

    Posted by: Miklos, in the slice of pie shaped state at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (zCyNd)

    204 I want some peanut butter pie

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (GeRdb)

    205 'night, Jewells. Good luck at the show. Fingers crossed for best-of-breed!

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (t+qrx)

    206 Okay rons and ettes.. I'm out. First show of the year for me tomorrow. Gotta be up at the buttcrack of dawn. Wish me luck!

    Stay safe.
    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

    -------------------

    Good luck and good night.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (ffYR/)

    207 118 Chicken pot pie is not pie.


    Says I.
    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (NLLmE)

    Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!!!

    Posted by: Judd Nelson at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (XAYDB)

    208 196 Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.

    I sincerely hope the Donks try to ride this long-dead horse all the way through November 2020.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (fF3XF)

    209 I've heard fur pie doesn't sell

    Posted by: Drc at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (llGBY)

    210

    So, does this news on the Mueller report mean that they're all going
    to have to admit that Hillary lost because she was the turd in the
    punchbowl?


    They'll never admit to anything even remotely close to the truth. I can see it now...all those imbecile Progs will wait with baited breath for Mewler's report and build that up like they've built up Mewler's reputation for years, then when the nothing-report is shown to be nothing, they'll want to eviscerate Mewler while still believing that PDT is a Rooskie asset.
    One or two of them are already rocking back and forth on the couch muttering to themselves, "Trump. Russia. Trump. Russia. Trump. Russia..."

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

    211 201 another win was yesterday's EO on free speech on campus and Big Ed cosigning student loans or otherwise "having skin in that game"

    i like that a LOT
    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (xIKXj)

    Glenn Reynolds must be simply aquiver. He's been promoting this idea for years.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

    212 Anyone else getting a "not private" malware warning on that Hilton-bans-military link?

    Am wondering if it could be censorship, but apparently there IS a malware program with the same name as the site (TheCount).

    Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (5SpNa)

    213 Wow. Nunes went there. Just claimed this was a Clinton/Obama op using dirty cops.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (/tuJf)

    By Monday, the MSM will have buried the story and be talking about Lady GaGa being in a relationship with Beto.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (8wKjk)

    214 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

    Good luck!

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (fF3XF)

    215
    Only the left could come up with a candidate for President who was so completely clueless that he would take his own mom to see 'Deep Throat' when he was 20 years old.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (jYje5)

    216 How is pecan pie only in *squints* DC and one of
    those square states that I can never tell apart? DC doesn't deserve it,
    for starters. And those square states are all desert so they only eat
    gila monsters and peyote.

    Posted by: hogmartin
    is it PEEcan, or peCAAN?

    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (GzeO9)

    217 Meanwhile, on Planet Portland, left-wing cyclists are furious.

    In a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood, the white yuppie newcomers wanted a new bike lane. (One white newcomer bought a house on a busy street in the historically black area, and of course immediately began working to ban through car traffic from in front of his house. He has a young son, you see, so he deserves a quiet street.)

    Well, the remaining black residents stopped construction of the bike lane, since it would have cut off access to a couple of places heavily used by blacks, like the local Head Start office.

    Well, the white newcomers are apoplectic. How dare "these people" block something as useful as a bike lane? Like with the local black businesses being replaced by yoga studios and doggy daycares, this is for their own good.

    You want to see racism, have black people block something left-wing white people want. (The black residents, of course, are well aware that when the bike lanes come in, the black people move out.)

    Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

    218 Pumpin Pie is my porn name.

    Posted by: Pumpkin Pie at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (NLLmE)

    219 We have pecan pie.

    South Carolina is one giant slice of something.
    Posted by: Miklos, in the slice of pie shaped state at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (zCyNd)


    I think of pecan pie as a southern Atlantic thing. Carolinas, Georgia. Maybe Virginia.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (t+qrx)

    220 Whoa, another executive just resigned at SPLC!! Bwahahaha!



    Trump you magnificent bastard!!



    Posted by: gp at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM


    The SPLC thing reminds of the affair at the Human Rights Campaign a few years ago... One of its founders was accused sodomising a minor, and was removed and memory-holed! He was just indicted, again, in January...

    Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (CLcKT)

    221 209 I've heard fur pie doesn't sell
    Posted by: Drc at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (llGBY)


    Why? It never goes out of style.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (8wKjk)

    222 191
    You all should try my avocado pie sometime.

    Posted by: Beto the Beta Baker at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (bEhmB)


    I though you were partial to dirt pies.

    Posted by: NOTN THATN GUY at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (yLrhl)

    223 >>>is it PEEcan, or peCAAN?


    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (GzeO9)<<<
    peCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

    Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (yIBga)

    224 215
    Only the left could come up with a candidate for President who was so completely clueless that he would take his own mom to see 'Deep Throat' when he was 20 years old.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (jYje5)

    Travis Bickle Goes to Washington

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

    225 I think of pecan pie as a southern Atlantic thing. Carolinas, Georgia. Maybe Virginia.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (t+qrx)

    ahem

    Posted by: Texas at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (n13/j)

    226 Clapper is on!

    Let's see: Trump still tried to undermine the investigation.
    There's still a cloud over Trump because of the "strange and deferential behavior of Trump toward Putin."

    Just repeated that Trump is, at least, "an unwitting asset" of Russia

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (TN1P5)

    227 Macadamia Nut Pie.

    Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (8uo4a)

    228 Pecan pie is a midwestern holiday thing, too

    I've made some good ones and some not so.

    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (xIKXj)

    229 They all know Trump hasn't colluded with the Russians or broken any laws.

    They're pissed because their frame-up didn't work.

    They can't face the fact they have failed again.

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (ujbNH)

    230 Neither pie, nor cake, but Nanaimo Bars are the tits.





    A benefit of living in Canada.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (XAYDB)

    231 Byron York gets a cookie.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (/tuJf)

    232 By the way, Trader Joe's has this steak and ale, or steak and stout pie in their frozen food section. It is gooood.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

    233 Oh, so out of all the great potential state pies, I get freaking tomato pie?! I'm outta here...

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (JoUsr)

    234 Pecan pie.
    Chocolate pecan pie.
    Derby pie.
    French silk pie.
    Key lime pie.
    Peanut butter pie.
    Pumpkin pie.
    Sweet potato pie.

    Mmmm...pie...

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

    235 millionaire pie sounds pretty gross. Pineapple in a pie?

    Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (n13/j)

    236 Shepherds pie. No goats nor sheep where hurt in the making of this pie.



    Yet.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (3H9h1)



    . . . Try a little priest.

    Posted by: Sweeny Todd at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (mUa7G)

    237 bike lanes are target rich environments. there are no "rules of the road" for bikes. fuckers.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

    238 Clapper is on!

    Of all the people I can't wait to see perp-walked, this POS is second only to Muzzie Brennan.

    An eternity of torture using the barbed cock of Satan is far too good for these two treacherous piles of putrid rancid pig shit.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (fF3XF)

    239 Just repeated that Trump is, at least, "an unwitting asset" of Russia

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (TN1P5)

    Clapper is a witting asshat.

    Posted by: Miklos, opinionating at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (zCyNd)

    240 Cheesecake... pie or cake?
    Discuss.

    Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (yIBga)

    241 I still didn't manage to bring myself to cook the chicken in the refrigerator. It's only five days past the expiration date. Maybe I'll cook it tomorrow. And maybe the day after that I'll cook the steak that's four days past the expiration date.

    Or maybe I'll just throw it out and go to McDonald's.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

    242 I think of pecan pie as a southern Atlantic thing. Carolinas, Georgia. Maybe Virginia.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (t+qrx)

    So... Places where people drink sweet tea, and have bad teeth?

    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (GzeO9)

    243 another win was yesterday's EO on free speech on campus and Big Ed cosigning student loans or otherwise "having skin in that game"

    i like that a LOT
    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (xIKXj)

    Glenn Reynolds must be simply aquiver. He's been promoting this idea for years.
    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

    ------------------------

    Purdue has a pilot program that does exactly this. They fund the education, with an "income sharing" agreement once the student is employed post grad.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:47 PM (ffYR/)

    244 Hi Insomn!

    I just checked Reynold's blog, and it's down

    being attacked!

    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:47 PM (xIKXj)

    245 Jewels........the Colorado story is making me

    type
    DELETE
    type
    DELETE

    I did finally reply to your email at yahoo a few days ago

    Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 22, 2019 10:47 PM (c1nDO)

    246 234 Pecan pie.
    Chocolate pecan pie.
    Derby pie.
    French silk pie.
    Key lime pie.
    Peanut butter pie.
    Pumpkin pie.
    Sweet potato pie.

    Mmmm...pie...
    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

    --Lemon Meringue

    Penalty flag for leaving it out

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (XAYDB)

    247 >>>Clapper is on!



    Let's see: Trump still tried to undermine the investigation.

    There's still a cloud over Trump because of the "strange and deferential behavior of Trump toward Putin."



    Just repeated that Trump is, at least, "an unwitting asset" of Russia

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (TN1P5)<<<

    Clap on!

    Posted by: The Clapper Commercial at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (yIBga)

    248 Cheesecake... pie or cake?
    Discuss.

    Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (yIBga)

    *Engages is witting destruction of evidence*

    Posted by: Miklos, Out and Proud Omnivore at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (zCyNd)

    249 Googling the substance of the story it turns out to be real:

    "The DoubleTree Colorado Springs [owned by Hilton] has issued an apology and terminated two employees for refusing service to members of the military attending a post-deployment celebration at the hotel earlier this month."

    Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (5SpNa)

    250 Insty is up for me.

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (ujbNH)

    251 The guy in the Jesus cartoon who's suggesting we give money to the Romans and let them take care of the unfortunate has got it wrong or, at the very least, incomplete.

    What we really need to do is pull out a gun and force OTHER people to "give" money to the Romans.
    And maybe we'll "give" a little too --- but only if everyone is forced to.

    Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (Rxduq)

    252 In Texas it is puh con or they get mad. I like to say peecun because it annoys people.

    Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (n13/j)

    253
    Wow. Nunes went there. Just claimed this was a Clinton/Obama op using dirty cops.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM


    Ever see any serious news reports tying this back to Sid Vicious? I know he's in there somewhere, and if shit gets real Hillary will toss him under the bus in milliseconds.

    Before the election, when I was certain Trump was gonna win, I suggested here he should get the hell out of this country.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (jYje5)

    254 Why? It never goes out of style.
    -----------------
    Gets stuck in your teeth, I think.

    Posted by: Drc at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (llGBY)

    255 Just repeated that Trump is, at least, "an unwitting asset" of Russia

    And yet, this POS worked directly for a guy who he knew full fucking well was a fully "witting" asset of Iran.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (fF3XF)

    256 So... Places where people drink sweet tea, and have bad teeth?
    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (GzeO9)

    --I'm Virginian, and live in Texas, and neither applies, Yankee.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (XAYDB)

    257 So... Places where people drink sweet tea, and have bad teeth?
    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (GzeO9)


    Sweet tea, yes. Places where pecans grow, is what I was thinking. Maybe they grow elsewhere, but they don't come to mind when I think 'pecan pie'.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (t+qrx)

    258 is it PEEcan, or peCAAN?
    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (GzeO9

    It's peKHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

    Posted by: Kirk in an understated moment at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (bEhmB)

    259 gooseberry pie

    turtle pie


    strawberry rhubarb pie


    yum yum gimme some

    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (xIKXj)

    260 244 Hi Insomn!

    I just checked Reynold's blog, and it's down

    being attacked!
    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:47 PM (xIKXj)

    Huh. It's working for me. I'll be surprised if he doesn't have that story front and center for a while.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

    261 128 Hello? I live in Ohio and I've never heard of "Peanut Butter Pie"'

    Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)
    -------------------------------------

    It's a variation of Buckeyes, no?
    Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (e9omi)


    Buckeyes (the kind you eat) are a peanut butter truffle-ish center and chocolate outside.

    Peanut butter pie (cream cheese and peanut butter with whipped cream on top) is pretty common near and in Amish and Mennonite areas here in NE Ohio.

    Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (di1hb)

    262 Their crying over this obvious good news is horrific
    Posted by: LASue


    It's like that rich bastard, Bill Maher, hoping the economy collapses to hurt Trump.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

    263 Then shipped off to Devil's Island, French Guyana.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (kQs4Y)

    A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

    264 Lady I worked with called it peekin pie.

    I assume she was mentally ill. Turns out she was from Delaware.

    Poor bastard.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (NLLmE)

    265
    I still didn't manage to bring myself to cook the chicken in the
    refrigerator. It's only five days past the expiration date. Maybe I'll
    cook it tomorrow. And maybe the day after that I'll cook the steak
    that's four days past the expiration date.
    ----
    That's just silly. Nobody cooks chickens in the refrigerator! Use the oven.

    Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (GzeO9)

    266 Good Evening

    Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (JFzNN)

    267 Crazy...who could have ever seen this coming. A civil war fought between the forces of the deplorable`s and the array of the bags of subhuman shit?

    Posted by: Tentotwo at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (yhf6w)

    268 Then shipped off to Devil's Island, French Guyana.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (kQs4Y)

    A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

    I was thinking Antarctica, personally.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (fF3XF)

    269 266 Good Evening
    Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (JFzNN)

    Awfully damn presumptuous of you.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

    270 196
    Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.



    Basically saying, if we get an unredacted report, we're smearing everyone named

    Laying out that the goal was never proving Russian collusion

    They're investigating whether Trump or anyone associated with him committed any crime and also anything unethical

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories


    {shakes head approvingly.}

    Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (WNAuL)

    271 A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

    I think Gitmo still has all-inclusive packages.

    Posted by: Miklos, tryina be helpful at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (zCyNd)

    272 269 266 Good Evening
    Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (JFzNN)

    Awfully damn presumptuous of you.
    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

    And that, dear friends, is why I love this place, and keep coming back lo these last 10-years or so.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (fF3XF)

    273 268 Then shipped off to Devil's Island, French Guyana.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (kQs4Y)

    A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

    I was thinking Antarctica, personally.
    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (fF3XF)

    --Rikers/Alcatraz/Robbins > Devil's

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (XAYDB)

    274 I can hope anyway

    Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (JFzNN)

    275 And now Laura is talking the Ukraine angle. And the Ukraine ambassador is out.

    I'm telling you this is where we are heading.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (/tuJf)

    276 This guy is too good at what he does... https://tinyurl.com/y3pevje7

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (ujbNH)

    277 I'm telling you this is where we are heading.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (/tuJf)

    There was a piece in The Hill today about this, right?

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (fF3XF)

    278 AoSHQ gave me two of the best this week: the rendition of "Dream On" by Postmodern Jazz (PJM) and Carla at McDonald's -- just the Dorset one, not all the others.

    Posted by: Smilin Jack at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (yDxHh)

    279 you're right davidt

    I went straight there instead of to Reynolds.com where he had written those notes there about it's being attacked in the past

    thanks

    Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (xIKXj)

    280 I think the comment about Christianity missed an important point that needs to be kept alive at all costs so I will repeat it here.

    The state CAN NOT give charity. It can redistribute, and there are some legitimate reasons for that, but taxes helping the poor is not charity. It never is, and never can be.

    For starters, the state has no legitimate justification for charity. All expenditures by the state must benefit the large majority of the citizens. Everything else is theft.

    Second, It is not charity to vote for a policy of taking money from someone else to give to a third. If you want more charity, then fine you are free to give your own money. And people know this. No one votes for higher taxes which they expect to pay themselves. They expect to be able to minimize their burden while forcing others to pay more. This is the opposite of charitable thought.

    These people talking about Christian socialism are just idiots.

    Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (LWu6U)

    281 --Rikers/Alcatraz/Robbins > Devil's

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (XAYDB)

    Any tropical island will do, if leprosy is reintroduced.

    Posted by: Father Miklos Damien at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (zCyNd)

    282 Good Evening

    Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (JFzNN)


    But I identify as MORNING!

    Posted by: The Day at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (Y8PSl)

    283 Holy shit. Biden is toast.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (/tuJf)

    284 haven't been on drudge for about a year. little bitch commit suicide yet?

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

    285 Chicken pot pie is not pie.


    Says I.
    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (NLLmE)

    Even if it is made with free-range pot?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:55 PM (nPGq2)

    286 These people talking about Christian socialism are just idiots.
    Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (LWu6U)

    Or the Bishop of Rome. Or is it AND the Bishop of Rome?

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (fF3XF)

    287 AoSHQ gave me two of the best this week: the rendition of "Dream On" by Postmodern Jazz
    Posted by: Smilin Jack at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (yDxHh)


    I listened to that yesterday at work, and then some their other stuff - it's all really good. Sent the link to some friends, and they'd already been listening to them for a while. OK, when were you assholes gonna tell me? I'm always the last to find out.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)

    288 Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.

    Basically saying, if we get an unredacted report, we're smearing everyone named
    Laying out that the goal was never proving Russian collusion
    They're investigating whether Trump or anyone associated with him committed any crime and also anything unethical
    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canad


    This turd Ted Lieu came to a candidates forum at our high school years ago Then he was obviously a union shill and an idiot. Now he's evolved into a full blown lunatic asshole.

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (XROPS)

    289 A chicken pot pie in every pot!

    Posted by: Huey-Miklos "Kingfish" Long at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (zCyNd)

    290 Holy shit. Biden is toast.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (/tuJf)


    ...?

    Anything in particular, or just generally?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

    291 Hey, if this ONT is no joke, why am I laughing so much?

    Mueller.....
    Mueller....
    Mueller?

    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (bEhmB)

    292 Holy shit. Biden is toast.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (/tuJf)

    -----------------------------

    Yep. Watching this too. Slow Joe may as well book up his speech calendar now and forget getting in for 2020. That Hunter thing will sink him.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (ffYR/)

    293 Ukrainian Cream Pie!

    Posted by: jasper at March 22, 2019 10:58 PM (tRLIC)

    294 Even if it is made with free-range pot?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


    As I recollect, free range pot is too leafy for pie.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:58 PM (NLLmE)

    295 This ONT is a joke.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (4knXT)

    296 Posted this over on the Maddow thread:

    How do we deal with all the people in our lives who've spent the past two years insisting that the Russian Collusion fantasy was real?

    On the one hand I don't want to go over old fights with family and friends -- and some of those fights were pretty damned bitter back in 2016-2017.

    But I would like some closure. An apology. At least an admission that I was right and this is all bullshit.

    Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?

    Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

    297 wow wow wow

    This is falling apart fast. If you missed that last segment on Laura Ingraham look for it on youtube.

    Here's the backstory.

    https://bit.ly/2nmXtT1

    It's coming out in a firehose now.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (/tuJf)

    298 "Why is a beermaker publicly delving into politics, you might ask? It seems like a bone-head move, to paraphrase Joe Biden, but here we are. Boston Beer Company, brewers of Sam Adams beer, are dedicating a new brew to liberal Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and are also supporting the ACLU at the same time."

    http://bit.ly/2FnqKoO


    Sam Adams isn't that good anyway.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

    299 Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.

    Yep, that's really going to encourage AG Barr to release the report to Congress.

    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (bEhmB)

    300 292; what's the scoop on biden? i refuse to watch the media? i get my news here.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

    301 I'll just make another drink and cook the chicken tomorrow. It's sealed in plastic, so it's still good, right?

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

    302 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?

    An upper decker?

    Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (K22Va)

    303 Thanks WD for an interesting ONT.

    Regarding the last slave brought over, my dad was able to trace the lineage back to an ancestor who was a slave, but ran into the 1870 wall.

    He was born in Culpepper County, VA and later became a carpenter and blacksmith in Louisiana after the Civil War.

    It's a fascinating story, yet I have mixed feelings dredging up old wounds.

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (RU4sa)

    304 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
    Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

    Push? No.

    If they utter one syllable to try to infer that "this proves nothing"? Both barrels to the center of the chest.

    That's the approach I'm planning on taking.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (fF3XF)

    305 Which of Biden's rivals dropped the dime on him?

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (ujbNH)

    306

    Once more a thank you to the fine folk who so carefully positioned the rakes.

    Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (S/hVx)

    307 Holy shit. Biden is toast.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (/tuJf)

    ...?

    Anything in particular, or just generally?
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

    --------------------

    Hunter Biden has been tied to $3.1 million in payments for energy industry work from Ukraine for "regulatory compliance". He has no background in either energy or compliance.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

    308 How is pecan pie only in *squints* DC and one of those square states that I can never tell apart? DC doesn't deserve it, for starters. And those square states are all desert so they only eat gila monsters and peyote.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

    There are pecan groves in Arizona.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (nPGq2)

    309 http://bit.ly/2FnqKoO

    Sam Adams isn't that good anyway.
    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

    Looks like I just purchased my last-ever 6-pack of Sam Adams beer - like, 2-months ago.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (fF3XF)

    310
    I listened to that yesterday at work, and then some their other stuff - it's all really good. Sent the link to some friends, and they'd already been listening to them for a while. OK, when were you assholes gonna tell me? I'm always the last to find out.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)

    Ace has been linking to PMJ in the sidebar for a while now. I think since Puddles Pity Party's renfitionbof Lorde's Royals a couple of years ago.

    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:02 PM (bEhmB)

    311 Just saw the tears in the eyes of Mr madcow. Delicious.

    Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (0OmEj)

    312 * quatloos

    Posted by: Corndog at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (MwSvv)

    313 >>Which of Biden's rivals dropped the dime on him?

    Lots of this has been known for over a year. See 297. Hell, the CIA involvement with others *cough McCain* has been known for longer.

    The only new thing I heard tonight is that after Hunter Biden was put on the board of a corrupt Ukrainian natural gas company $3 million dollars showed up in his bank account.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (/tuJf)

    314 A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)


    Kiska is supposed to be nice. Summer is the best day of the year I am told.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (mUa7G)

    315 The state CAN NOT give charity. It can redistribute, and there are some legitimate reasons for that, but taxes helping the poor is not charity. It never is, and never can be.

    For starters, the state has no legitimate justification for charity. All expenditures by the state must benefit the large majority of the citizens. Everything else is theft.

    Second, It is not charity to vote for a policy of taking money from someone else to give to a third. If you want more charity, then fine you are free to give your own money. And people know this. No one votes for higher taxes which they expect to pay themselves. They expect to be able to minimize their burden while forcing others to pay more. This is the opposite of charitable thought.

    These people talking about Christian socialism are just idiots.
    Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (LWu6U)

    --Virtues, such as charity, are individual.

    They are also voluntary, not compulsory (*COUGH* Islam *COUGH*).

    Oh, and before I forget . . . *guilt* is also individual.


    Aristotle 101.

    Jeez, I learned this shit when I was a teen in college.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (XAYDB)

    316 I listened to that yesterday at work, and then some
    their other stuff - it's all really good. Sent the link to some friends,
    and they'd already been listening to them for a while. OK, when were
    you assholes gonna tell me? I'm always the last to find out.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)


    Try my link at 276.

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (ujbNH)

    317 307: That sounds like a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation.
    Maybe a special counsel should investigate.

    Posted by: Revenant at March 22, 2019 11:04 PM (bD2Jh)

    318 iirc, Hunter Biden is teamed up with John Kerry's kid.

    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (ujbNH)

    319

    lulz

    You see the new meme?

    #learntocope

    hahahahahaha!

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (0Qr6+)

    320 Only the most lame pencil necked Schiff led democrats could turn the bombastic Donald Trump into a sympathetic underdog.

    Americans love an underdog.


    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (XROPS)

    321 31
    Nope. Me either. I call bullshit.

    Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (swldI)

    322 I can't believe how the dastardly Russian Super-Spy Carter Page got away with it! Dastardly indeed!

    And we put our Best Men on it!

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (Ndje9)

    323 Hunter Biden has been tied to $3.1 million in payments for energy industry work from Ukraine for "regulatory compliance". He has no background in either energy or compliance.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

    He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.

    Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

    324 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
    Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)


    The will never say sorry, they will never admit they are wrong until they feel remorse or need to admit it on their own.

    Instead tell them to shut up and grown up, only Peter Pan lives in Never-Never land.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (mUa7G)

    325 >> iirc, Hunter Biden is teamed up with John Kerry's kid.

    And their "investment company" got something like $1 billion from a Chinese company, aka the Chinese gov't, after a trip Joey Choo Choo made to China.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (/tuJf)

    326 That sounds like a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation.
    Maybe a special counsel should investigate.
    Posted by: Revenant at March 22, 2019 11:04 PM (bD2Jh)

    -----------------------

    Yep, it sure does.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (ffYR/)

    327 301 I'll just make another drink and cook the chicken tomorrow. It's sealed in plastic, so it's still good, right?
    Posted by: rickl


    Crack open the plastic. If it smells off a tiny bit, they you are OK to cook today but it will probably reek tomorrow and even if cooked it will taste funny. Through the plastic you can't tell, but open it op and you will know.
    If it only smells a bit, it will be fine and taste fine.

    Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (LWu6U)

    328
    The Left and Fake News aren't shocked and disappointed because Mueller didn't find anything -- they're shocked and disappointed because Mueller didn't LIE and say he found something.

    Everyone knew and know this was a Hoax. Mueller was supposed to do his part and complete the Frame-up.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (0Qr6+)

    329 5
    That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.



    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)

    Exactly.
    WTF is a cheeseburger pie?

    Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (ufFY8)

    330 Ace has been linking to PMJ in the sidebar for a while now. I think since Puddles Pity Party's renfitionbof Lorde's Royals a couple of years ago.
    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:02 PM (bEhmB)


    I'd heard Puddles but not PMJ. Or maybe I just didn't connect with whatever song had been linked before.

    Try my link at 276.
    Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (ujbNH)


    This is good stuff. I don't know why I bother having real-life friends, they never tell me about stuff like this.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (t+qrx)

    331 325 >> iirc, Hunter Biden is teamed up with John Kerry's kid.

    And their "investment company" got something like $1 billion from a Chinese company, aka the Chinese gov't, after a trip Joey Choo Choo made to China.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (/tuJf)

    --We're barely better than Morlocks

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (XAYDB)

    332 Just saw the tears in the eyes of Mr madcow. Delicious.
    Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (0OmEj)


    Yeah, for a boy she sure cries a lot.

    Posted by: Average Guy at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (LMcFk)

    333 Neither pie, nor cake, but Nanaimo Bars are the tits.





    A benefit of living in Canada.
    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (XAYDB)

    Meh, they have that rancid nasty shredded coconut in them. You can have mine. But I have been drunk in Nanaimo bars.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (nPGq2)

    334 >>Yep, it sure does.

    Its way more than that.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (/tuJf)

    335 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Trumps' rope-a-dope.

    Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (K22Va)

    336 Best pie ever was raspberry pie in Keeseville NY.

    All those other pies, they're fags and ther sh*t is retarded.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (EZebt)

    337 WTF is a cheeseburger pie?

    Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



    Like a rusty trombone only worse.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (NLLmE)

    338 Everyone knew and know this was a Hoax. Mueller was supposed to do his part and complete the Frame-up.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (0Qr6+)

    Oh, I'm sure there's plenty of inference and innuendo in the report. It is, after all, the Prosecutor's side of the story, and only that.

    I'm also pretty sure Trump's team will have a field day with it once they get to counter-point.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (fF3XF)

    339 Meh, they have that rancid nasty shredded coconut in them. You can have mine. But I have been drunk in Nanaimo bars.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (nPGq2)

    --Pass 'em over!!!!!

    I've had Nanaimo bars with a little . . . kick to them as well.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (XAYDB)

    340 Hunter Biden has been tied to $3.1 million in payments for energy industry work from Ukraine for "regulatory compliance". He has no background in either energy or compliance.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

    He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.
    Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

    --------------------------

    Yes, yes he did. The creepy apple fell right at the base of the tree in that family.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (ffYR/)

    341 Hunter Biden...

    Isn't he the one who got kicked out of the Navy after one day of service?

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

    342 WTF is a cheeseburger pie?

    Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt




    google it, mostly hygiene thing.

    Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

    343 i thought ace told us maddow is an animatronic almond? an it.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

    344

    lulz:

    @randyrainbow
    "I have read the Mueller report and it turns out in 2016 Lori Laughlin paid $600 on Craigslist to have her daughter elected president of the United States."

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (0Qr6+)

    345 Nanaimo is a little town on Vancouver Island, known for truly only two outputs: Nanaimo Bars, and Diana Krall.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (XAYDB)

    346 Crack open the plastic. If it smells off a tiny bit, they you are OK to cook today but it will probably reek tomorrow and even if cooked it will taste funny.
    Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (LWu6U)


    n.b. cooking will kill bacteria but will not neutralize any toxins they've already produced. So cooking it if it's on the border of good/not good might buy you another couple of days, but if it's really gone off, you can't fix it.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (t+qrx)

    347 G'night folks. Going to a memorial service for an old friend tomorrow morning in CT. Drummer in my first "real" (as in, not High School) band. Never recovered from a horrifying motorcycle accident 5-years ago - passed away earlier this year. Very sad.

    Keep the place clean, mm-kay?

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (fF3XF)

    348 After much thought and consultation with my family , I have decide I will not seek the nomination of the Democrat Party for President in 2020
    Thank you

    Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (o1fzk)

    349 309
    http://bit.ly/2FnqKoO



    Sam Adams isn't that good anyway.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yQpMk)



    Looks like I just purchased my last-ever 6-pack of Sam Adams beer - like, 2-months ago.

    Posted by: DocJ


    Saw this earlier. Go woke, go broke. I've been drinking beer from Devil's Backbone and Founders for a while now.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 11:12 PM (WNAuL)

    350 348 After much thought and consultation with my family , I have decide I will not seek the nomination of the Democrat Party for President in 2020
    Thank you
    Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (o1fzk)

    Stop sniffing my hair!!!!!!

    Posted by: AOC at March 22, 2019 11:12 PM (XAYDB)

    351 Meanwhile, Talia Lavin, the "whiteness"-hating left wing jerk, who got fired by the New Yorker for claiming that a disabled veteran had a swastika tattoo, and who just got hired by the NWU journalism school, has added the Russian word "partizanka" to her name on Twitter.

    "Partizanka" means "female partisan" in Russian.

    Yeah, you're just like the partisans facing death operating behind Nazi lines in the Second World War, sweetie. Why, occasionally, I bet you have to wait five minutes extra for a subway train.

    Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 11:12 PM (I2/tG)

    352 I can't wait for his next big rally - I'm sure he'll be on fire about Crooked Hillary's cooked-up Russian collusion fantasy.

    Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (AMIL/)

    He has one next week in Grand Rapids, MI.

    I will be there.

    Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (ufFY8)

    353 After much thought and consultation with my family , I have decide I will not seek the nomination of the Democrat Party for President in 2020
    Thank you
    Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (o1fzk)

    --------

    No, thank YOU Joe.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (4knXT)

    354 Holy Sh!t about those that posted that sign at the Hilton. How the fvck did they think that was ok. They should be drawn and quartered.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (Rz2Nc)

    355 Yep, it sure does.

    Its way more than that.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (/tuJf)

    -----------------------

    I'm sure you're right, and you have been pointing to Ukraine for a while. Do you have a Cliff's notes version of this please?

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (ffYR/)

    356 Isn't he the one who got kicked out of the Navy after one day of service?
    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)


    After getting a golden ticket waiver to get in in the first place. And then popped for coke on his first fucking day.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (t+qrx)

    357 She proceeded to throat punch my cock with her sultry, savory lips like there was a bonus McRib in my trousers.

    Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (LuPts)

    358 Anyone think Joe Biden is smart enough to be the mastermind behind anything more complicated than making toast?

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (/tuJf)

    359 Its way more than that.


    Hunter Biden in a Ukrainian prison would be the capper.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (yQpMk)

    360 irongrampa #306:
    Once more a thank you to the fine folk who so carefully positioned the rakes.

    Hahaha.

    Designed by Rube Goldberg.

    Materials supplied by Acme, Inc.

    Posted by: Chef zombie john belushi at the Mueller cafe at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (GvEen)

    361 Want a carrot, AOC?

    Posted by: logprof --we can haz &&&& at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (XAYDB)

    362 358 Anyone think Joe Biden is smart enough to be the mastermind behind anything more complicated than making toast?

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (/tuJf)

    Which side of the toast do I spread the butter on?

    Posted by: Joe the Biden at March 22, 2019 11:15 PM (XAYDB)

    363 358: joe can't make toast. i doubt he can dress himself anymore. joe couldn't run a one pump gas station.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

    364 Krep is still trapped in the Phantom Zone.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:17 PM (yQpMk)

    365

    After getting a golden ticket waiver to get in in the first place. And then popped for coke on his first fucking day.

    Didn't they make him an officer? I don't thing he passed "Go" or paid $200 or even went to anything so gauche as boot camp, did he? I recall something squirrelly about that...

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:17 PM (HaL55)

    366 Kreplach...don't go into the light!

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (NLLmE)

    367 364; i can help. the gop is a useless pile of dogshit.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (KP5rU)

    368 Which side of the toast do I spread the butter on?

    Which butter, the Elmers?

    Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (K22Va)

    369 Sam Adams isn't that good anyway.
    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

    It's not something I normally buy, but now I will actively avoid it.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (nPGq2)

    370 Anyone think Joe Biden is smart enough to be the mastermind behind anything more complicated than making toast?

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (/tuJf)

    He was smart enough to keep listing left, just enough to be re-elected, but staying far enough center to help the Obama ticket.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (Rz2Nc)

    371 I think my hash is secretly awesome because it contains no numbers, nor lower case letters . . . but I'm too buzzed to uncover that secret.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (XAYDB)

    372 What, no pizza pie?


    Try pie. Try.

    Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (BoSHT)

    373 Hunter Biden...



    Isn't he the one who got kicked out of the Navy after one day of service?

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

    Yep. Pissed hot for cocaine.

    Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (OMsf+)

    374 He was smart enough to keep listing left, just enough to be re-elected, but staying far enough center to help the Obama ticket.
    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (Rz2Nc)

    --------

    You're reading way too much into that retard.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)

    375 I got sick and tired of sandwiches, so I had the idea of cooking steak and chicken breasts to freeze and microwave for lunches at work. Also it would eliminate the carbs in the bread. It sounded like a good idea.

    But I find cooking extremely stressful and overwhelming, so I keep putting it off and just get fast food for lunch. Then I throw out the meat I bought and kept past the expiration date. I repeat this cycle over and over again.

    Tonight I ate almost a whole bag of Bugles for dinner. That wasn't stressful at all.

    Maybe I should just forget the whole thing and stock up on TV dinners. I can handle that at least.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

    376 345
    Nanaimo is a little town on Vancouver Island, known for truly only two outputs: Nanaimo Bars, and Diana Krall.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (XAYDB)


    She reminds me of Peggy Lee.

    Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (yLrhl)

    377 I'm sure you're right, and you have been pointing to Ukraine for a while. Do you have a Cliff's notes version of this please?
    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (ffYR/)


    A friend sent me a link to an article on The Hill by John Solomon, but it only tangentially touches Biden, mostly looking at the release of Manafort documents about his activities in the Ukraine

    https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2t2dy5t

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (mUa7G)

    378 If you want to buy delicious paste in a Qwikee Mart, you have to speak with a slight Indian accent.

    Posted by: Sen. Joey Biden at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (zCyNd)

    379 He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.
    Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)


    I don't see the problem

    Posted by: Boyd Crowder at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (zCabI)

    380 Hunter Biden has been tied to $3.1 million in payments for energy industry work from Ukraine for "regulatory compliance". He has no background in either energy or compliance.
    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

    "Regulatory compliance" is a cutesy term for "graft".

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (nPGq2)

    381 You're reading way too much into that retard.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)



    lol

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (NLLmE)

    382


    Mmmm, Diana Krall...

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (HaL55)

    383 You're reading way too much into that retard.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)

    Not really, he has good survival instincts, not really considered high intelligence.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

    384 >>>Anyone think Joe Biden is smart enough to be the mastermind behind anything more complicated than making toast?



    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (/tuJf)<<<



    Not even that.

    He keeps fucking the toaster.

    Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (yIBga)

    385 Okay, yeah, sure, I see already that there's no line at the punch bowl. You people keep pointing out there's no punch line. So? Was there a caption I missed? Why is there no line for the punch? I, too, looked for floating snickers, but saw none. What is the grisly thing everybody's lined up for at the other table, anyway? Does the joke have something to do with those things on the doors in the background? I DON'T GET IT!

    Posted by: clooless dood, majoring in blindfolded underwater crochet studies at UW, Madison, at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (GvEen)

    386 Kiska is supposed to be nice. Summer is the best day of the year I am told.
    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (mUa7G)
    ......................
    Attu is a romantic paradise as well, with the 100 plus mph katabatic winds ripping across the frozen landscape, what more could an avid tourist want?

    Posted by: Tentotwo at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (yhf6w)

    387 Didn't they make him an officer? I don't thing he passed "Go" or paid $200 or even went to anything so gauche as boot camp, did he? I recall something squirrelly about that...
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:17 PM (HaL55)


    I think he went in as a JAG, so he might have gone to fork and knife school. It's not at all uncommon for staff corps officers (docs, chaplains, etc) who are already in a professional career to go to a brief officer indoc school to get commissioned instead of doing it the hard way.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx)

    388 I am glad to see everyone thinks that pie graph is bs.

    OTOH, Pie proves there is a God.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 11:22 PM (r+sAi)

    389

    Tonight I ate almost a whole bag of Bugles for dinner. That wasn't stressful at all.


    Bugles and dip are real good.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:22 PM (HaL55)

    390 >>I'm sure you're right, and you have been pointing to Ukraine for a while. Do you have a Cliff's notes version of this please?

    It's way to complicated for late on a Beer Night but the Ukraine is a nexus for virtually everyone in the fake Russia scam. McCain, Nuland, Brennan, Obama, Clinton, Manafort and on and on. The group that tried to take down Trump and helped expose Manafort engineered the revolution in Ukraine, with an assist to Soros, that drove out a pro-Russian president and installed a government they could control.

    Hillary actually did collude with the Ukrainian government to hamstring Trump and the head prosecutor in Ukraine just opened up his own investigation to get to the bottom of it. And it's just so perfect that a crazy old Russian hating bastard like McCain would be caught up in this.

    I'll try and be more expansive when and if I am ever sober again. This is way too much fun.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (/tuJf)

    391 Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

    Glad to see the nice family news!

    Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (K22Va)

    392 Mmmm, bulges.

    Posted by: Shepard Smith at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (ujbNH)

    393 She reminds me of Peggy Lee.
    Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (yLrhl)


    Surely Nanaimo bars are more like something from Sara Lee?

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (mUa7G)

    394 Mmmm, Diana Krall...
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (HaL55)


    Some stuff from Live in Paris came up on my playlist today on the way to work.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

    395 what happened to the trillion dollar stimulus package "choo choo" was in charge of? poof, gone. not a peep out of our esteemed road warrior media.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

    396 Bugles and dip are real good.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:22 PM (HaL55)


    Cope or Skoal, with Bugles?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:24 PM (t+qrx)

    397

    Not really, he has good survival instincts, not really considered high intelligence.

    I say we drop him off on some deserted island and find out.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (HaL55)

    398 364 Krep is still trapped in the Phantom Zone.
    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:17 PM (yQpMk)

    --Grump, pray tell, what is the reference???

    A nod to a "phantom zone" is in the back of my mind, but even Evil Google does not reveal it to me.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (XAYDB)

    399 Yuengling hasn't introduced a RBG branded beer so far.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

    400 rickl, I've had nights where dinner was chips and salsa, and I was quite satisfied with it. :-)

    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (miE9U)

    401 what happened to the trillion dollar stimulus package "choo choo" was in charge of? poof, gone. not a peep out of our esteemed road warrior media.


    As I recall, he was also going to cure cancer.


    My disappointment is palpable.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (yQpMk)

    402 I just saw the "Florida man" game where you google "Florida man" plus your birthday and see what come's up. I just did it with my own December 17th and the result was pretty hilarious:

    "Police: Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's"

    Posted by: Serious Cat at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (neYCV)

    403 "Regulatory compliance" is a cutesy term for "graft".
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (nPGq2)


    could be short for "cut-out" or "bag-man"

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (mUa7G)

    404 The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.

    Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (yQpMk)

    405

    Cope or Skoal, with Bugles?

    That comment was two seconds away from a monitor spew.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:27 PM (HaL55)

    406 what happened to the trillion dollar stimulus package "choo choo" was in charge of? poof, gone. not a peep out of our esteemed road warrior media.
    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)


    Remember when that schmuck whose name I forget called him "Sheriff Joe"?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:27 PM (t+qrx)

    407 379
    He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.

    Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)



    I don't see the problem



    Posted by: Boyd Crowder


    https://youtu.be/cco-pCb0klU

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 11:27 PM (WNAuL)

    408 Phantom Zone made people look like flying, flipping album covers of Queen.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 11:28 PM (brgv3)

    409 My disappointment is palpable.
    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (yQpMk)

    ---------

    *snaps on latex gloves*

    Where do I start?

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:28 PM (4knXT)

    410 394 Mmmm, Diana Krall...
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (HaL55)

    Some stuff from Live in Paris came up on my playlist today on the way to work.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

    --She's not for everyone, but her live covers of "S'Wonderful" and "Let's Fall In Love" from that album are favs of mine.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (XAYDB)

    411
    "Police: Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's"


    Posted by: Serious Cat at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (neYCV)

    He obviously didn't get the memo about the throat punch.

    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (bEhmB)

    412 He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.


    I actually scrolled back to see what this was about but I was assuming it was RFK.

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (fuK7c)

    413 399
    Yuengling hasn't introduced a RBG branded beer so far.

    Posted by: rickl


    I think they publicly supported Trump in '16. It's my other go to beer.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (WNAuL)

    414

    "Police: Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's"


    That was not me nor anyone I know.

    Yet.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (HaL55)

    415 406; yes, i remember that. i don't recall that son of a whores' name, though.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

    416 400 rickl, I've had nights where dinner was chips and salsa, and I was quite satisfied with it. :-)
    Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (miE9U)


    Yeah, but I was trying to improve my nutrition. Cooking is a real stumbling block for me, and I haven't been able to cope with it. I find it intimidating to the point of paralysis.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

    417 She's not for everyone, but her live covers of "S'Wonderful" and "Let's Fall In Love" from that album are favs of mine.
    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (XAYDB)


    Those are good, likewise "Devil May Care" and "I Love Being Here With You".

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

    418 I'll try and be more expansive when and if I am ever sober again. This is way too much fun.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (/tuJf)

    -----------------------

    Thank you, that helps to understand this to start. I'm sure there is much. much more to it.

    Enjoy your celebrating! You have been an often criticized voice here that is now being vindicated, bigly.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (ffYR/)

    419 *snaps on latex gloves*



    Where do I start?

    Short arm inspection! Run!

    Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (K22Va)

    420 Hunter Biden bangin his dead brother's wife is a situation that's probably not as rare as we'd like to think.

    At one time it was common.

    Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (o1fzk)

    421 We had a drill Sergeant that was the biggest dude ever and seemed kind of crazy. His name was Mad Dog. When I encountered him the next year, he was a Captain and a Chaplain. He obviously already was doing the Divinity school stuff and must have taken some type of officer training. Of course he was already the real deal militarily but that was quite a change in one year.

    I also knew a JAG that went to basic training because he thought it was the right thing to do. He had a tough time as he was older and out of shape. He got treated like shit even by basic trainee standards.

    Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (n13/j)

    422 404 The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.
    Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (yQpMk)

    --Okay, but it must have been name-dropped in a song that's at least semi-popular.

    [scratches head]

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (XAYDB)

    423 Calm Mentor-

    I dug this out of my old links for 2017. This should give you a good start. Look at the date on the article and remember this information has been known for over 2 years, since before the inauguration, and the media pretended like it never happened.

    https://politi.co/2gNiZwu

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (/tuJf)

    424 Which of Biden's rivals dropped the dime on him? Posted by: davidt

    It's a real mystery.

    Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (Ndje9)

    425 Off Joe Biden sock

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (o1fzk)

    426

    The campus straight-ahead jazz station plays a duet with Diana Krall and Tony Bennett a lot. Not my favorite, but TB's like 92 and just played a show down here a couple of weeks ago.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (HaL55)

    427 A nod to a "phantom zone" is in the back of my mind, but even Evil Google does not reveal it to me.
    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (XAYDB)

    Old Superman comics. It was an alternate dimension to which evil arch-criminals were exiled. Until they needed them for a new story arc, whereupon they somehow managed to escape.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:33 PM (nPGq2)

    428 403 "Regulatory compliance" is a cutesy term for "graft".
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (nPGq2)

    could be short for "cut-out" or "bag-man"
    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (mUa7G)

    Just as Social Security is a modern term for Pyramid Scheme.

    And Lottery is a voluntary tax for those who don't know math.

    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:33 PM (NgKpN)

    429 https://tinyurl.com/y3s8mleh
    Catherine Herridge has obtained 40 pages of McCabe/Lisa Page texts that were previously withheld from Congress.

    Posted by: Revenant at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (bD2Jh)

    430 Heh.

    My result from the Florida Man challenge-

    "A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics..."

    Throw away the key.

    Posted by: Carolina Man Miklos at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (zCyNd)

    431

    --Okay, but it must have been name-dropped in a song that's at least semi-popular.



    [scratches head]



    Golden Earring's When the Bullet Hits the Bone perchance? But IIRC, that was Twilight Zone.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (HaL55)

    432 Hillary Radium Clinton

    Excellent.


    She should literally be in Game of Thrones.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (NLLmE)

    433 Old Superman comics. It was an alternate dimension to which evil arch-criminals were exiled. Until they needed them for a new story arc, whereupon they somehow managed to escape.


    We should ask Zod about it.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (yQpMk)

    434 387
    I think he went in as a JAG, so he might have gone to fork and knife school. It's not at all uncommon for staff corps officers (docs, chaplains, etc) who are already in a professional career to go to a brief officer indoc school to get commissioned instead of doing it the hard way.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx)


    For some reason I have the Banana Splits theme song running through my head.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

    435 422 404 The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.
    Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (yQpMk)

    --Okay, but it must have been name-dropped in a song that's at least semi-popular.

    [scratches head]
    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (XAYDB)

    Or could you be thinking of, the Twilight Zone?

    As in... slipping into ?

    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (NgKpN)

    436 Who here is drunk posting?
    (raises hand...)

    Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (w7KSn)

    437 Abput Postmodern Jazz:
    OK, when were you assholes gonna tell me? I'm always the last to find out.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)


    Ditto. But it is a joy to find some new music that is good, that makes me feel the way I do with the American standards.

    Posted by: Smilin Jack at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (yDxHh)

    438 Yeah, but I was trying to improve my nutrition. Cooking is a real stumbling block for me, and I haven't been able to cope with it. I find it intimidating to the point of paralysis.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)


    Between people who have no interest in cooking on one end and people who already cook all the time on the other, it sounds like you might be a good candidate for one of those ingredients-in-a-box services. Unless I'm overlooking something and it's the actual cooking that you don't want to bother with.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (t+qrx)

    439 Saw both Catherine Herridge and Mollie Hemingway ob Tucker and both looked very happy.

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (o1fzk)

    440 Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

    Marie Callander dinners in the frozen food section. You can thank me later!

    Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (f3oO4)

    441 Those are good, likewise "Devil May Care" and "I Love Being Here With You".
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

    --Also on Prime Music.

    Queuing up now, after Beatles Anthology and 40 Days by The Wailin' Jennys.

    (I have the CD of Live in Paris, but my CD player is busted.)

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (XAYDB)

    442 304 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
    Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

    Push? No.

    If they utter one syllable to try to infer that "this proves nothing"? Both barrels to the center of the chest.

    That's the approach I'm planning on taking.
    Posted by: DocJ


    That's what I do. I don't bring up politics with my sister in law. But if she brings anything up, I respond. And I am not very nice. My SIL is the kind of liberal who preaches a lot of woke crap, but lives in the whitest neighborhood she can afford. My brother leans right but doesn't say much.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:36 PM (+lVUW)

    443 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

    https://tinyurl.com/y35w8n82

    https://tinyurl.com/y633nwkq

    https://tinyurl.com/y2wh5p7p

    https://tinyurl.com/y4k3wn2t

    https://tinyurl.com/yxgp2zqq


    Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2019 11:36 PM (0Ntuf)

    444 Ok, wife received the bad new from the accountant today, our taxes went way up. I tried to tell her just think of the one congressman that got to grab a tit or ass, and pay her off with our dime. Isn't it all worth it?

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

    445 mmm... Bugles.™

    A bag of Bugles,
    Onion dip
    Friday night TV 1966
    Green Hornet and Time Tunnel, or Wild Wild West and Hogan's Heroes? Man from U.N.C.L.E.
    No VCRs.
    But, Bugles.

    Posted by: mindful webworker was in a really dark place that year at March 22, 2019 11:37 PM (GvEen)

    446 440
    Marie Callander dinners in the frozen food section. You can thank me later!
    Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (f3oO4)


    Those things are enormously high in carbs. Tasty, sure, but I might as well just slit my throat and be done with it.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:37 PM (sdi6R)

    447 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

    https://tinyurl.com/y3moalgh

    https://tinyurl.com/yxvuhdnv

    https://tinyurl.com/yykmg3yz

    https://tinyurl.com/y3v6nvg3

    https://tinyurl.com/y2adv26h

    Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (0Ntuf)

    448 436
    Who here is drunk posting?

    I'm just buzzed.

    Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (K22Va)

    449 444 Ok, wife received the bad new from the accountant today, our taxes went way up. I tried to tell her just think of the one congressman that got to grab a tit or ass, and pay her off with our dime. Isn't it all worth it?
    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

    How did your taxes go UP?

    or is it you are getting less of a return, because the government withheld less?

    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (NgKpN)

    450 Is he the one who dumped his wife for his dead brother's widow? I think I'm the only mean person who wonders if he was porking her before the brother died.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (+lVUW)

    451

    Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics


    You, sir, are a great American.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:39 PM (HaL55)

    452 @SOEarpiece #404:
    The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.

    Where Zod should be imprisoned for eternity.

    Posted by: mindful webworker risking the wrath at March 22, 2019 11:39 PM (GvEen)

    453 Who here is drunk posting?
    (raises hand...)
    Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (w7KSn)

    ----------------------

    Working on it, as a hotel neighbor gave me a tall 6 pack for "fixing" her computer. Give me an hour. All I did was do a restore to a point a week ago.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (ffYR/)

    454 How did your taxes go UP?

    or is it you are getting less of a return, because the government withheld less?
    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (NgKpN)

    Went up, we're old retired people who pay quarterly estimated taxes. Apparently we are now rich, I'm about to order up a private plane to go somewhere warm.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

    455 Or could you be thinking of, the Twilight Zone?

    As in... slipping into ?
    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (NgKpN)

    --Yeah, Twilight Zone by Golden Earring, Danger Zone by Cyndi Lauper in "She Bop," and Pleasure Zone by New Order in "The Perfect Kiss" (the latter two referring to the same location).

    Still racking my brains.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (XAYDB)

    456 Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:37 PM (sdi6R)

    So not every night. And broccoli and carrots can be eaten raw!

    Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 11:42 PM (f3oO4)

    457 450: of course he was. that family has no moral character. look at choo choo boy around little girls. they're sick fucks.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

    458 Trump to Mueller:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNK-9A2VRo

    Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:42 PM (ePWRo)

    459 Working on it, as a hotel neighbor gave me a tall 6
    pack for "fixing" her computer. Give me an hour. All I did was do a
    restore to a point a week ago.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (ffYR/)

    Is she a One?

    Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (ufFY8)

    460 the only pie I want to see on that map for California, Illinois and New York State is Humble Pie.

    Posted by: vivi at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (11H2y)

    461 I took the Florida Man Birthday Challenge. This is not bad:

    https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7zrb9vk

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

    462 452 @SOEarpiece #404:
    The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.

    Where Zod should be imprisoned for eternity.


    Posted by: mindful webworker risking the wrath at March 22, 2019 11:39 PM (GvEen)

    NO! Phantom zone is where Ghost who Walks lives!

    Posted by: Kit Walker at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (NgKpN)

    463 I have an old imac, running Leopard OS.
    It boots up but that may be all it is useful for.
    Safari browser won't allow even so much as basic net browsing anymore.
    Some items may be salvaged, like the wifi card. It has a Super Drive that works.
    Is there any use for it or is it ready for landfill?

    Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 11:44 PM (w7KSn)

    464 379 He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.
    Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

    I don't see the problem
    Posted by: Boyd Crowder at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (zCabI)

    The Ultimate Submissive.

    Posted by: jasper at March 22, 2019 11:45 PM (tRLIC)

    465 Sweet- Now he can declassify the FISA docs without interfering with Muellers investigation

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 11:45 PM (XROPS)

    466 460: humble pie. the band that walked in gilded splinters. after thirty days in the hole.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (KP5rU)

    467 If I ever video-ize (never mind write, better do that first) my novel, this song will surely accompany it.

    Just gorgeous:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Sbfa8N7q0

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (XAYDB)

    468 351 Meanwhile, Talia Lavin, the "whiteness"-hating left wing jerk, who got fired by the New Yorker for claiming that a disabled veteran had a swastika tattoo, and who just got hired by the NWU journalism school, has added the Russian word "partizanka" to her name on Twitter

    I'm just glad Fox News didn't hire her.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (+lVUW)

    469 Working on it, as a hotel neighbor gave me a tall 6
    pack for "fixing" her computer. Give me an hour. All I did was do a
    restore to a point a week ago.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (ffYR/)

    Is she a One?

    Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (ufFY

    ---------------------

    She is a -1, and I am in no physical condition for this to matter, regardless.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (ffYR/)

    470

    I took the Florida Man Birthday Challenge. This is not bad:



    If he didn't come at least from the lake with a gator under his arm, he's a loser. He deserved to get busted.

    Again, nobody I know...

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:47 PM (HaL55)

    471 Stoopid sock.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 11:48 PM (tRLIC)

    472 I wish Muldoon was here. I'm wondering if there is a code for postpartum depression following a hysterical pregnancy.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 11:48 PM (xSo9G)

    473 The picture. Is that the O'Dork punch bowl?

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 11:49 PM (xSo9G)

    474 Basically saying, if we get an unredacted report, we're smearing everyone named

    Laying out that the goal was never proving Russian collusion

    They're investigating whether Trump or anyone associated with him committed any crime and also anything unethical

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (TN1P5)
    Good, that'll kill the Special Council farce forever then. Nobody will ever voluntarily cooperate with a Special Prosecutor ever again. No sane lawyer would ever allow it.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (rnXGe)

    475 Do you think the four base commanders in COS have off-limits orders for the Double Tree on their desks? How would that affect their business?

    Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (MwFQu)

    476 I grew up in Louisiana and never heard of a crawfish pie.

    Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (2DOZq)

    477 Yeah, but I was trying to improve my nutrition.
    Cooking is a real stumbling block for me, and I haven't been able to
    cope with it. I find it intimidating to the point of paralysis.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)


    Rickl, instead of all lunches and all dinners, try starting out with something smaller.

    Try a small roast or a cut up chicken, roast it and use the left overs for lunches.
    Eventually you can move to making meatloafs and the like

    Buy a bag if salad, boil potatoes, buy frozen veggies to microwave, make rice, any of these things will pair nicely with with baked chicken or a small roast.

    Just start out with "I will bring lunch twice a week" and build on that.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (mUa7G)

    478 466
    460: humble pie. the band that walked in gilded splinters. after thirty days in the hole.

    Awesome tune.

    Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (K22Va)

    479 Marie Callander dinners in the frozen food section. You can thank me later!
    Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (f3oO4)



    She makes a good Turkey Pot Pie, just add Worcestershire sauce and black pepper.

    Wally has variety pizzas 4", 4 for $2.19 and in the lean section Lemon Chicken for 1.88.
    Then there's Zataran's rice with beef and pork.

    Wally had some roast beef and veggies, two meal dinners but now it's fifty kinds of pasta.

    Oh, and Chapara's tamales, authentically wrapped in corn husks, actually taste pretty much like a tamale.


    Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:51 PM (ePWRo)

    480 I took the Florida Man Birthday Challenge. This is not bad:

    https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7zrb9vk
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

    What was the Birthday Challenge in that? My wife's birthday is tomorrow and I really need a good idea.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

    481 473; hammer, i think that signifies lefties drinking the kool aid.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:51 PM (KP5rU)

    482 Yeah, Twilight Zone by Golden Earring, Danger Zone by Cyndi Lauper in "She Bop," and Pleasure Zone by New Order in "The Perfect Kiss" (the latter two referring to the same location).

    Still racking my brains.
    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (XAYDB)

    Maybe you saw Superman 2 with Christopher Reeve, with Terence Stamp playing Zod.

    Interesting story about Stamp. Early in their careers, Stamp and Michael Caine were roommates. Caine at one point told Stamp that their were rumors that they were more than roommates, IYKWIMAITYD, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Stamp was pissed and demanded to know who was spreading the rumors. Cause named names. A few weeks later, Stamp comes home and announces that revenge was complete-- he had successfully slept with each of the rumor-mongers' girlfriends.

    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (zUdQc)

    483 Good night, y'all cats an' kittens. Have a good weekend. It is a good weekend. All your favorite commie commentators and nevertrumpers will wake up tomorrow feeling like Hillary on the morning of 9 November 2016.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (t+qrx)

    484 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
    Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

    ------

    Hermes is that you?

    Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (4H+3S)

    485 Jambalaya, crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
    For tonight, I'm-a gonna see my ma cher a mi-o
    Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
    Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou

    Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ePWRo)

    486 447 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

    https://tinyurl.com/y3moalgh

    https://tinyurl.com/yxvuhdnv

    https://tinyurl.com/yykmg3yz

    https://tinyurl.com/y3v6nvg3

    https://tinyurl.com/y2adv26h

    Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (0Ntuf)

    --If I worked where that was "Casual Friday," I would be sore hard to quit.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (XAYDB)

    487 lo bob!
    you have pie?

    Posted by: hisregard at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (vV6cM)

    488 Good night, y'all cats an' kittens. Have a good weekend. It is a good weekend. All your favorite commie commentators and nevertrumpers will wake up tomorrow feeling like Hillary on the morning of 9 November 2016.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (t+qrx)

    LOL, goodnight hogmartin!

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

    489 humble pie was awesome.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

    490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it, and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).
    She has been a reservoir of faith and sanity for so many, for so long, that she really needs to have some kind of AoS recognition.
    Hope this doesn't embarrass her but I thought I should say it anyway.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (l9m7l)

    491 Yeah, but I was trying to improve my nutrition. Cooking is a real stumbling block for me, and I haven't been able to cope with it. I find it intimidating to the point of paralysis.

    youtube:
    Basics with Babish ...

    clear instructions, seems like a fun guy ...
    https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=zQm9Bk2bA_Q

    remove extra space after .com

    Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (LPnfS)

    492

    Just gorgeous:


    Agreed. They're good.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:55 PM (HaL55)

    493 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
    Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

    ------

    Hermes is that you?
    Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (4H+3S)

    ---------

    This is a job for Sisyphus.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:55 PM (4knXT)

    494 humble pie. the band that walked in gilded splinters. after thirty days in the hole.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (KP5rU)


    Humble Pie didn't need no doctor to fix those gilded splinters, either.

    Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2019 11:55 PM (Y8PSl)

    495 And it's just so perfect that a crazy old Russian hating bastard like McCain would be caught up in this.

    I've come to believe that McCain had no real ideology other than his own career and personal pettiness. That's why it was so easy for him to say, "Build the dang wall," one year, and vote against the wall another year. The pettiness comes into play with his hatred of Trump.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (+lVUW)

    496 Maybe you saw Superman 2 with Christopher Reeve, with Terence Stamp playing Zod.

    Interesting story about Stamp. Early in their careers, Stamp and Michael Caine were roommates. Caine at one point told Stamp that their were rumors that they were more than roommates, IYKWIMAITYD, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Stamp was pissed and demanded to know who was spreading the rumors. Cause named names. A few weeks later, Stamp comes home and announces that revenge was complete-- he had successfully slept with each of the rumor-mongers' girlfriends.
    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (zUdQc)

    --I'm thinking different medium: song, not movie.

    Damn, I'm a-gonna be up late.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (XAYDB)

    497
    I grew up in Louisiana and never heard of a crawfish pie.

    Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (2DOZq)



    https://youtu.be/Q3aBTJIanDo

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (mUa7G)

    498 494; no they didn't.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

    499 Ugh.....the Cyclones lost to the hairless nuts

    Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 22, 2019 11:57 PM (c1nDO)

    500 Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
    Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ePWRo)

    Awesome song. An earworm from hell too.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 11:57 PM (brgv3)

    501 Jambalaya, crawfish pie and fillet gumbo

    crawfish pile ...

    a pile of crawfish ... a big heap of crawfish ...

    Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (LPnfS)

    502 I would not normally cue up, much less listen all the way through, nother one bites the dust. But for some reason, I enjoyed listening to it just now.

    Posted by: mindful webworker can't roll no more, just rocks. at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (GvEen)

    503 I've come to believe that McCain had no real ideology other than his own career and personal pettiness. That's why it was so easy for him to say, "Build the dang wall," one year, and vote against the wall another year. The pettiness comes into play with his hatred of Trump.
    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (+lVUW)

    It's not his hatred for Trump, it's his hatred for US.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

    504
    a pile of crawfish ... a big heap of crawfish ...
    Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (LPnfS)

    --------

    Me-oh-mi-oh

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (4knXT)

    505 >>>Yeah, Twilight Zone by Golden Earring, Danger Zone by Cyndi Lauper in
    "She Bop," and Pleasure Zone by New Order in "The Perfect Kiss" (the
    latter two referring to the same location).



    Still racking my brains.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (XAYDB)<<<



    Twilight Zone would be an interesting song for a John Wick movie.

    Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (yIBga)

    506 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (l9m7l)

    Fen is the blog chaplain.

    I appreciate her ministry.

    Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (4HMW8)

    507 it's got your head spinnin round!

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

    508 Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ePWRo)

    I guess I never paid attention to that song. I assume they exist . I've just never seen one. Besides, Hank Williams was from Alabama.

    Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (2DOZq)

    509 Diana Krall covers "I've Got You Under My Skin"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4eeIM_FYRo

    (That classic song has already been tucked into my novel. )

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (XAYDB)

    510

    OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

    Y'all try to behave.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (HaL55)

    511 Sonofagun were gonna have big fun
    On the bayou

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:00 AM (4knXT)

    512 Son texts, "Baby imminent."

    I reply, "I thought she was baby [name]."

    Why grampaw doesn't get to see the grandkids very often.

    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has a Moron's sense of timing at March 23, 2019 12:01 AM (GvEen)

    513 Just gorgeous:


    Agreed. They're good.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:55 PM (HaL55)

    --What's not good about 'em?

    They make me miss living in Winnipeg.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:01 AM (XAYDB)

    514 480
    What was the Birthday Challenge in that? My wife's birthday is tomorrow and I really need a good idea.
    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)


    Apparently the thing is to search Florida Man + birthdate and see what comes up.

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (sdi6R)

    515 I mentioned the other night that I had a funeral to attend yesterday, which I did. A friend's wife.

    They had a good life together, very good, though too short. She was as sweet a person as you can imagine, well liked by everyone, and without a hint of guile.

    Anyhow, I checked by the funeral home site, and was at first was a little shocked by the overlaid music...then thought about it. Good choice, and feeling.

    At any rate, I might have expected a dirgy thing, or a favorite hymn. Here:
    http://tinyurl.com/y35dopvc

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (CDGwz)

    516 Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has a Moron's sense of timing at March 23, 2019 12:01 AM (GvEen)

    Are you about to have a new grandchild? Congrats!

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

    517 St. Louis is making this game interesting. Not good. Hang in there Hokies!

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (WNAuL)

    518 Man of Steel, Phantom Zone ...
    https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=N3xvr_ojJWE

    Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 23, 2019 12:03 AM (LPnfS)

    519 I've come to believe that McCain had no real ideology other than his own career and personal pettiness. That's why it was so easy for him to say, "Build the dang wall," one year, and vote against the wall another year. The pettiness comes into play with his hatred of Trump.
    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (+lVUW)

    It's not his hatred for Trump, it's his hatred for US.
    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

    ---------------------

    This is true. He hated us for voting for him much more than he hated Trump. He spent his career being "Maverick". Phuch him.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 12:03 AM (ffYR/)

    520 Greezy whore and a rolling dance floor

    Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2019 12:04 AM (K22Va)

    521 It's not his hatred for Trump, it's his hatred for US.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)


    That's my take as well. It also helps explain why the Dems were on board with the investigation until it hit the nothingburger wall because they hate US, too.

    Deplorables Unite! Or surely we will be individually disarmed.

    Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 12:05 AM (Y8PSl)

    522 gonna lessen your load!

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2019 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

    523 490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it, and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).
    She has been a reservoir of faith and sanity for so many, for so long, that she really needs to have some kind of AoS recognition.
    Hope this doesn't embarrass her but I thought I should say it anyway.
    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (l9m7l)


    I'm not particularly religious myself but I agree completely.

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:06 AM (sdi6R)

    524 lol

    Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2019 12:07 AM (K22Va)

    525 Little known fact:

    The Phantom Zone of Superman note, in the DC comics universe, is actually the Negative Zone that the Fantastic Four explored, in the Marvel comics universe. But Jack Kirby drew it better.

    Posted by: mindful webworker's nerdy yout' is showing at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (GvEen)

    526 "Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (sdi6R)"

    Hey rickl, did you get you cataract surgery the other day without a ride?

    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (gNCcC)

    527 490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it, and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).

    --------

    She's the official Conscience of the Blog.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (4knXT)

    528 Superman, Phantom Zone ...
    https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=NWoyRlPOb3Q

    I kind of like the mirror version of the zone but like Michael Shannon's Zod better ...

    Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (LPnfS)

    529 THIRST!

    Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (rf8q9)

    530 Rickl, instead of all lunches and all dinners, try starting out with something smaller.

    Try a small roast or a cut up chicken, roast it and use the left overs for lunches.
    Eventually you can move to making meatloafs and the like

    Buy a bag if salad, boil potatoes, buy frozen veggies to microwave, make rice, any of these things will pair nicely with with baked chicken or a small roast.

    Just start out with "I will bring lunch twice a week" and build on that.
    Posted by: Kindltot


    Or, on a similar note, roast a whole turkey breast on the weekend. I don't know if they still have them, but Aldi's used to have them for about $10.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (+lVUW)

    531 And the Horde really needs a conscience.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (4knXT)

    532 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

    Y'all try to behave.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (HaL55)

    --Will do!

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB)

    533 Diana Krall was nice, thanks for the link, logprof.

    Posted by: mindful webworker's probably gonna have a long night at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (GvEen)

    534

    Tucker does not like John Bolton at all.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (0Qr6+)

    535
    "https://youtu.be/Q3aBTJIanDo

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (mUa7G) "


    That's sweet.

    Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2019 12:10 AM (ePWRo)

    536 499 Ugh.....the Cyclones lost to the hairless nuts
    Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 22, 2019 11:57 PM (c1nDO)

    --It's already March Sadness for me.

    ODU is out, and FSU and Va Tech are not peaking.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:10 AM (XAYDB)

    537 the music of humble pie has held up well. i still listen to them.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

    538 And the Horde really needs a conscience.
    Posted by: Cicero
    --------
    *shifty eyes*

    I don't know what you are talking about.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2019 12:12 AM (xSo9G)

    539 526
    Hey rickl, did you get you cataract surgery the other day without a ride?
    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (gNCcC)


    I was able to get a ride from another neighbor at the last minute. It was kind of embarrassing to have to ask under those circumstances but he said yes.

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:13 AM (sdi6R)

    540 Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie.

    Posted by: Weebl at March 23, 2019 12:13 AM (BJKQV)

    541 BackwardsBoy: OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

    Great. After you put Bonzo to bed, come back and play.

    "A lot of people think they're born better than others. I'm trying to prove that it's the way you're raised that counts."
    -Reagan, Bedtime for Bonzo (1951)

    https://youtu.be/LVd5xiA8_QY

    Posted by: mindful webworker's probably gonna have a long night at March 23, 2019 12:14 AM (GvEen)

    542 517 St. Louis is making this game interesting. Not good. Hang in there Hokies!
    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (WNAuL)

    --Hokies are doing better, but still uneasy about Round 2.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:15 AM (XAYDB)

    543 By Grabthar's Hammer, I finally got my dad to watch Galaxy Quest

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 12:17 AM (ykYG2)

    544 I mentioned the other night that I had a funeral to attend yesterday, which I did. A friend's wife.

    They had a good life together, very good, though too short. She was as sweet a person as you can imagine, well liked by everyone, and without a hint of guile.

    Anyhow, I checked by the funeral home site, and was at first was a little shocked by the overlaid music...then thought about it. Good choice, and feeling.

    At any rate, I might have expected a dirgy thing, or a favorite hymn. Here:
    http://tinyurl.com/y35dopvc

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (CDGwz)

    I missed you mentioning it. May the family find peace.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:17 AM (Rz2Nc)

    545 John McCain had one priority, one constituent his entire life but once, and that was himself.

    Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 23, 2019 12:17 AM (0x00j)

    546 Or, on a similar note, roast a whole turkey breast on the weekend. I
    don't know if they still have them, but Aldi's used to have them for
    about $1

    Small chickens used to be under $5 around here. Roast it whole, fry the pieces or make awesome soup. Not as much work as frying a steak.

    Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2019 12:17 AM (K22Va)

    547 533 Diana Krall was nice, thanks for the link, logprof.
    Posted by: mindful webworker's probably gonna have a long night at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (GvEen)

    --Any time.

    Elvis Costello would say the same.

    I'm gonna drop a *lot* of Easter eggs in my novel.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (XAYDB)

    548 @ 467

    Let me thank you, logprof, for that song by the Wailin Jennys--I do believe I found a new group to listen to.

    Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (S/hVx)

    549
    Check out the video in the thread below. The gal's account has been suspended. For mocking Rachel Madcow. That quickly.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)

    550 527 490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it, and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).

    --------

    She's the official Conscience of the Blog.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (4knXT)

    --Thirded.

    And I say that as a filthy papist.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:19 AM (XAYDB)

    551 542:-Hokies are doing better, but still uneasy about Round 2.

    The clock is slow. VT is well coached but don't have the horses for too long a run in the tourney. I'm still not sure about this game. St. Louis won't quit.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:20 AM (WNAuL)

    552 booknlass #168 : thanks.

    Posted by: mindful webworker's impatient patience at March 23, 2019 12:20 AM (GvEen)

    553 "I was able to get a ride from another neighbor at the last minute. It
    was kind of embarrassing to have to ask under those circumstances but he
    said yes."

    Well you got the surgery and can see better now, that's all that matters.

    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 12:21 AM (gNCcC)

    554 "A lot of people think they're born better than others. I'm trying to prove that it's the way you're raised that counts."
    -Reagan, Bedtime for Bonzo (1951)

    https://youtu.be/LVd5xiA8_QY
    Posted by: mindful webworker's probably gonna have a long night at March 23, 2019 12:14 AM (GvEen)

    --*High five*

    Bookmarked.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:21 AM (XAYDB)

    555 31 I was raised in Alabama and I never heard of buttermilk pie. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

    I was raised in Texas and I've never head of millionaire pie, but I have an aunt that makes buttermilk pie all the time.

    Now I just need to find out what millionaire pie is.

    Posted by: sinalco at March 23, 2019 12:21 AM (yODqO)

    556 They let popery in this blog?

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:22 AM (4knXT)

    557 Check out the video in the thread below. The gal's account has been suspended. For mocking Rachel Madcow. That quickly.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)


    I betcha they suspended that account for making fun of the mentally retarded.

    The mental retards at Twitter stick up for one of their own.

    Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 12:22 AM (Y8PSl)

    558 550
    527 490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place
    is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it,
    and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).

    This place has a certain balance that would not be the same without her.

    Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2019 12:23 AM (K22Va)

    559 548 @ 467

    Let me thank you, logprof, for that song by the Wailin Jennys--I do believe I found a new group to listen to.
    Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (S/hVx)

    --You're welcome, IGP.

    Their live album is my fav, followed by Bright Morning Stars.

    They're also easy on the eyes, but next-door pretty, not hoochie.

    They're fantastic live.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:23 AM (XAYDB)

    560 I was able to get a ride from another neighbor at the last minute. It was kind of embarrassing to have to ask under those circumstances but he said yes.
    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:13 AM (sdi6R)

    It really shouldn't be embarrassing at all. Full disclosure, I'm an introvert and would have been very difficult for me.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

    561 The gal's account has been suspended. For mocking Rachel Madcow. That quickly.

    Oy.

    Oh well.

    Good night, all ...

    I'll watch the video and laugh with her.

    Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 23, 2019 12:24 AM (LPnfS)

    562 The blog has a conscience?


    Hmmm.


    Not really all that good a thing, considering the circumstances, the historical context. Pitiless determination seem more appropriate for the times.


    And there was an EO on student loan co-signing by colleges? Huh? Yeah I saw about the First Amendment one, but loans?

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2019 12:25 AM (QDnY+)

    563 later, be well, morons.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2019 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

    564 I was raised in Texas and I've never head of millionaire pie, but I have an aunt that makes buttermilk pie all the time.

    Now I just need to find out what millionaire pie is.
    Posted by: sinalco at March 23, 2019 12:21 AM (yODqO)

    I guarantee millionaire pie is filled with c notes and caviar and topped with a 24k gold leaf dusted with powdered diamond.

    Posted by: Surfperch, a mere Teleost Fish at March 23, 2019 12:26 AM (tVQUs)

    565 Way late on this, but Fort Carson is located in Colorado Springs. Cross the base, and you will be put "out of bounds" and military people will not be allowed in your facility. Considering you're talking a base big enough they conduct artillery practice on it, you can imagine how this might affect the bottom line.

    Don't ask me how I know this.

    Of course, the rules may have changed since mumble mumble years ago...

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (WEBkv)

    566 he had successfully slept with each of the rumor-mongers' girlfriends.

    Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (zUdQc)

    I bet they "kneeled before Zod".

    Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (RIS4Y)

    567 Goodnight all!

    If you can't be be handsome at least be handy.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)

    568 If you can't be be handsome at least be handy.
    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)
    ------------

    Crap.

    Got anything else?

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:29 AM (WEBkv)

    569 If you can't be be handsome at least be handy.
    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)

    --------

    I'll take a handy.

    BUT NOT FROM YOU, DUDE

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:29 AM (4knXT)

    570 We has a granddaughter. The world has changed again.

    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)

    571 570 We has a granddaughter. The world has changed again.
    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)
    ----------------

    I've a grandson in high school, whippersnapper.

    Congratulations!

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:32 AM (WEBkv)

    572 570: Congrats!!

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:33 AM (WNAuL)

    573 The Hokies win!

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:33 AM (WNAuL)

    574 Congrats Mindful!

    Posted by: Surfperch, a mere Teleost Fish at March 23, 2019 12:33 AM (tVQUs)

    575 I don't know if anyone has linked this yet, but it is good.
    Today is a very sad day for liberals. Someone put it to music. Funny, funny tearjerker. *sniff
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EFaWdme570

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 12:34 AM (+lVUW)

    576 570 We has a granddaughter. The world has changed again.
    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)

    -------

    That's awesome. My first is now six weeks old and I am smitten.

    Smitten, I say!

    Congrats!

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:35 AM (4knXT)

    577 Tech wins.

    FSU now to face arguably the second best player in college ball, Morant.

    This is why I am not a gambling man at all.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:36 AM (XAYDB)

    578 575 I don't know if anyone has linked this yet, but it is good.
    Today is a very sad day for liberals. Someone put it to music. Funny, funny tearjerker. *sniff
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EFaWdme570
    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 12:34 AM (+lVUW)
    ---------------

    Reveling in someone else's distress is not very nice....

    oh, who am I kidding?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:37 AM (WEBkv)

    579 The Hokies play there neighbors down the road in VA, Liberty U.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:39 AM (WNAuL)

    580 Tis time.

    I suspect Jackstraw is feeling pretty vindicated about now. I've a hunch that feeling will grow as time passes.

    You NEVER give up or despair--EVER. And by no means should you be ashamed of this country.

    The shame falls squarely on the shoulders of those who would do her harm.

    Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

    Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2019 12:40 AM (S/hVx)

    581 570 We has a granddaughter. The world has changed again.
    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)

    -Woo hoo!

    My son is just six.

    Many Morons may not make it to when I become a granddad (especially if my boy is as socially unadjusted as I was am).

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:40 AM (XAYDB)

    582 rickl, when I know I'll be home alone for dinner, I get deli meat and bread. Maybe some veggies will go on, but it's usually a very plain sammich stacked high with buffalo chicken or something. It's so easy to be lazy when no one else is around!

    Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 23, 2019 12:42 AM (t0Z53)

    583 It's not too early in the year for Steve Goodman and the Dying Cub Fan's Last Request.

    Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2019 12:43 AM (RuIsu)

    584 579 The Hokies play there neighbors down the road in VA, Liberty U.
    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:39 AM (WNAuL)

    --I'm still not sure they'll make it to the Sweet 16.

    I'm a jinx to the teams I'm a fan of. With 2 exceptions, have been for almost three decades.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:43 AM (XAYDB)

    585 A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

    I'm sure there are uninhabited rocks out by Shemya.

    Posted by: Fox2! at March 23, 2019 12:50 AM (JR0a5)

    586 So, Trump says Russian collusion theory was all a hoax...

    You know who else likes claiming a certain events in history were hoaxes?

    Posted by: Anti-Trumper, looking for new narrative at March 23, 2019 12:51 AM (svM6d)

    587 Mazel tov mindful webworker!

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 12:52 AM (EZebt)

    588 Have the quatloons been awarded for the Dale Cooper 'Twin Peaks' quote?

    Posted by: HobbieHawk at March 23, 2019 12:52 AM (xikn8)

    589 Night all. Be well.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 12:53 AM (ffYR/)

    590 grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)

    Congratulations. I have two adult sons. The younger has no interest in marriage or family. Older son does want all that.

    He is a handsome, funny, likeable guy, great career, devout Christian. In short, he's a catch. And yet he has yet to find the right woman. He is finding it difficult to find someone who is not somehow damaged. The dating world is a dark place, even more so for a Christian.
    My wife and I want to become grandparents, but not if it means my son marries the wrong woman.

    His patience in this regard is admirable. He will be rewarded someday.

    Till then, we have nieces and nephews (and grand-nieces and nephews) we can spoil.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 23, 2019 12:53 AM (UOVq+)

    591 Pi(e) day = 3/14, yes?

    Posted by: Sleepygeek at March 23, 2019 12:56 AM (xQWR8)

    592 591 Pi(e) day = 3/14, yes?
    Posted by: Sleepygeek at March 23, 2019 12:56 AM (xQWR

    --Pie day is every day!!

    (Wishes had enough $$$ for a Village Inn run)

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:58 AM (XAYDB)

    593 My son is just six.

    Many Morons may not make it to when I become a granddad (especially if my boy is as socially unadjusted as I was am).
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:40 AM (XAYDB)

    Right there with you.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 12:58 AM (t6MX/)

    594


    United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

    595 -
    --
    Have the quatloons been awarded for the Dale Cooper 'Twin Peaks' quote?

    Posted by: HobbieHawk at March 23, 2019 12:52 AM

    ----------------------

    Shows you what I know. I thought it was Cartman from Southpark.

    Posted by: irright at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (RVcmP)

    596 it's a great day to be a deplorable

    Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 01:04 AM (xIKXj)

    597 Many Morons may not make it to when I become a granddad (especially if my boy is as socially unadjusted as I was am).
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:40 AM (XAYDB)

    Right there with you.
    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 12:58 AM (t6MX/)

    --The second stanza of "Arlington" is totally about me.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:06 AM (XAYDB)

    598 594


    United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.
    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

    *hurls*

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:07 AM (XAYDB)

    599 594


    United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.

    --------

    The descent into madness continues...

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 01:12 AM (4knXT)

    600 United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.
    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

    Once again, I'm proud to say that I haven't flown United for nearly ten years.

    Posted by: Surfperch, not a Flying Fish, but a Frequent Flyer nonetheless at March 23, 2019 01:12 AM (tVQUs)

    601 United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels

    That means they're in trouble.

    SQUIRREL!!

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 01:14 AM (ykYG2)

    602 Clown World.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 01:15 AM (tRLIC)

    603 602 Clown World.
    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 01:15 AM (tRLIC)

    --It's almost impossible to make this shit up.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:16 AM (XAYDB)

    604 Clown World.
    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 01:15 AM (tRLIC)

    I thought you'd've noticed sooner.

    *honks nose*

    Posted by: Surfperch, stuck in Clownifornia at March 23, 2019 01:18 AM (tVQUs)

    605 Damn, how the hell did Oregon beat Wisconsin?!?!?!

    [More prayers for grammie]

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:19 AM (XAYDB)

    606 Damn, congrats to the Anteaters

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:22 AM (XAYDB)

    607 605 Damn, how the hell did Oregon beat Wisconsin?!?!?!

    Well, Brian, when it comes right down to it, they just scored more points than the other team.

    Posted by: John Madden at March 23, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)

    608 607 605 Damn, how the hell did Oregon beat Wisconsin?!?!?!

    Well, Brian, when it comes right down to it, they just scored more points than the other team.
    Posted by: John Madden at March 23, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)

    --Sock FAIL

    Pat Summerall (R.I.P.) was Madden's sidekick.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:29 AM (XAYDB)

    609 These people talking about Christian socialism are just idiots.

    Then sit them down and tell the story of the master who was to leave town and leave his fortune to be managed by three servants. One was given ten talents, the other five and the third just one talent. The one who had ten double his, dittos with the second, the third did nothing with what was given.
    When the master returned and noticed the industry of the two and the laziness of the third who did nothing with it, the master took the talent away from the lazy one and gave it to the top producer.

    Ask them if taking money from the least productive and giving it to the most productive is harmonious with socialism.

    If they protest, remind them that this is is indeed socialism, the bottom always lose their money to those at the top.

    Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 23, 2019 01:30 AM (lD3vL)

    610 Morons, it's a bloody smorgasbord when you type my hash into a search engine.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (XAYDB)

    611 565 Way late on this, but Fort Carson is located in Colorado Springs. Cross the base, and you will be put "out of bounds" and military people will not be allowed in your facility.
    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (WEBkv)


    Not just military, but contractors as well. When I did contracting work there were a few "bases" where we outnumbered the uniformed military. The navy base I spent the most time had exactly two military guys (always captain and his XO) and hundreds of civil servants, plus hundreds of contractors. But that captain could make rules like that that covered everyone.

    Posted by: Ace's liver at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (h2Bdk)

    612 United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels

    Since when did gender have any significance to airline travel?

    Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (lD3vL)

    613 Since when did gender have any significance to airline travel?

    Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (lD3vL)

    When they started having fey 'Steward/esses'.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 23, 2019 01:33 AM (brgv3)

    614 That barber story made me puddle up.

    Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 01:33 AM (w7KSn)

    615 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE'S NO PUNCH LINE

    (aaaaaannnd.... off to read the rest of the content.)

    Posted by: Warai-otokolessburger at March 23, 2019 01:38 AM (Ct55T)

    616 [United...]
    Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.

    -----------

    Since the data is supposed to match, that makes sense.

    In other options: One title option is "Sister" but one is not "Father"???

    Posted by: Undocumented at March 23, 2019 01:39 AM (iQKgg)

    617 'If you don't see a black diamond on your measuring tape- throw it out!'

    Click bait taglines always fascinate me.

    'She couldn't figure out why the crowd was cheering.'

    *Busty brunette in a tight dress* 'Low car insurance rates in Lexington!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 23, 2019 01:39 AM (brgv3)

    618 When they started having fey 'Steward/esses'.

    ---------------

    Before: Coffee, tea, or me?

    Now: Top, Bottom, or other?

    Posted by: Undocumented at March 23, 2019 01:42 AM (iQKgg)

    619 Way late on this, but Fort Carson is located in Colorado Springs. Cross the base, and you will be put "out of bounds" and military people will not be allowed in your facility. Considering you're talking a base big enough they conduct artillery practice on it, you can imagine how this might affect the bottom line.

    Don't ask me how I know this.

    Of course, the rules may have changed since mumble mumble years ago...
    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (WEBkv)

    I would hope they wouldn't be too hasty to do that. Sounds like the manager did the right thing, by canning the employees responsible. Bet you it won't be too long before those two either out themselves by whining about it, or get their names leaked by a patriotic employee at the hotel.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:42 AM (nPGq2)

    620 614 That barber story made me puddle up.
    Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 01:33 AM (w7KSn)

    --the opposite of Ring Lardner's "Haircut"


    (N.B. Don't read "Haircut" unless you already have a dim view of mankind.)

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:42 AM (XAYDB)

    621 614 That barber story made me puddle up.
    Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 01:33 AM (w7KSn)


    I see those kinds of stories... they seem to perfect to be true. But I hope that one is.

    Posted by: Ace's liver at March 23, 2019 01:43 AM (h2Bdk)

    622 Since when did gender have any significance to airline travel?

    Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (lD3vL)


    Ever since Ross Parks, wearing a dress, was forced to sit in the back of the plane and which he refused to do. Now 'Rosa' Parks is famous.

    Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 01:44 AM (Y8PSl)

    623 Thanks to all for the replies on the new baby, and all the family thoughts.

    Since I don't have to wait up now, I guess I'll hit the sack.

    Take care of the place. JJS needs a clean slate.

    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker may sleep well at March 23, 2019 01:44 AM (GvEen)

    624 565 Way late on this, but Fort Carson is located in Colorado Springs.

    There are also Peterson AFB, the Air Force Academy, Schreiver AFB and Cheyenne Mountain AFS. I am sure that things like posting a business as "Off Limits" are coordinated among all of the installation commanders. And as someone noted, official travelers would be affected, military, civilian or contractor. And contractors going to off-base company facilities would also honor the off-limits, especially if charging the travel to a contract.

    The hotel manager better have a really good explanation for what happened. Firing the supervisors responsible may not be enough.

    Posted by: Fox2! at March 23, 2019 01:45 AM (MwFQu)

    625 United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.
    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

    Once again, I'm proud to say that I haven't flown United for nearly ten years.
    Posted by: Surfperch, not a Flying Fish, but a Frequent Flyer nonetheless at March 23, 2019 01:12 AM (tVQUs)

    I am sure they will honor my request to not be seated next to either an "x" or a "U" passenger, then.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:50 AM (nPGq2)

    626 The Leftards have telegraphed their next angle (beyond Mueller is a paid puppet):
    "The Trump Administration spiked the report and we will never know what was truly in it."

    Posted by: ... at March 23, 2019 01:51 AM (uEbPt)

    627 so....

    what happens when Barr just releases the whole fuckin' shootin' match unredacted onto the unsuspecting public?

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:51 AM (Ct55T)

    628 I am sure they will honor my request to not be seated next to either an "x" or a "U" passenger, then.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:50 AM (nPGq2)

    As long as we both land in one piece, i don't give a flying fuck what's between your legs or what you wish were between your legs.


    (see what I did there?)

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:53 AM (Ct55T)

    629 it's funny because genitals.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:55 AM (Ct55T)

    630 ahem... i mean...


    IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITALS

    Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 01:55 AM (Ct55T)

    631 As long as we both land in one piece, i don't give a flying fuck what's between your legs or what you wish were between your legs.


    (see what I did there?)
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:53 AM (Ct55T)

    It would be nice to simply ignore them, but I don't want to have to share a seat with a freak. These "people" have repudiated their humanity.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:59 AM (nPGq2)

    632 It would be nice to simply ignore them, but I don't want to have to share a seat with a freak. These "people" have repudiated their humanity.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:59 AM (nPGq2)

    From what I know of you, grey box friend, you fly a lot.

    And yet you sound like you don't fly a lot....

    When is the last time you didn't have a freak of one sort or another next to you on a plane?

    Or are you the glamorous sort of Moron who flies via private helicopter everywhere?

    .... seriously, tho, stick a tranny next to me for ten hours who isn't 673 lbs smellin' like year-old Fun-yuns, I'll be xer best damn friend.

    Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 02:02 AM (Ct55T)

    633 (it's sad because it was a sock fail.... )

    Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 02:03 AM (Ct55T)

    634 The Leftards have telegraphed their next angle (beyond Mueller is a paid puppet):
    "The Trump Administration spiked the report and we will never know what was truly in it."
    Posted by: ... at March
    -------

    I saw a couple of them on MSNBC tonight. I kid you not, they were claiming that Trump is the one who pushed the collusion story. Trump was the one who went around saying collusion collusion collusion. Collusion? they asked snarkily. Why, collusion isn't even a crime! He pushed it as a deflection.

    Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:07 AM (13CQC)

    635 Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:07 AM (13CQC)

    Seriously, the tranny in the next seat over on the 1452 to Kuala Lumpur makes more sense to me than these fucking deluded degenerates.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko is crossing the streams at March 23, 2019 02:09 AM (Ct55T)

    636 630 ahem... i mean...


    IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITALS
    Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 01:55 AM (Ct55T)

    --It's late.

    Even in Mountain Time, where I am.


    You get a pass, Big Ben.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:09 AM (XAYDB)

    637 You get a pass, Big Ben.
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:09 AM (XAYDB)

    I've never really shined in overtime.

    ...

    i mean...

    I'VE NEVER REA---

    awww, fukkit.

    Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 02:11 AM (Ct55T)

    638 From what I know of you, grey box friend, you fly a lot.

    And yet you sound like you don't fly a lot....

    When is the last time you didn't have a freak of one sort or another next to you on a plane?

    Or are you the glamorous sort of Moron who flies via private helicopter everywhere?

    .... seriously, tho, stick a tranny next to me for ten hours who isn't 673 lbs smellin' like year-old Fun-yuns, I'll be xer best damn friend.
    Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 02:02 AM (Ct55T)

    No, I don't fly a lot. Less than once a year, typically.

    Point is, if it's the kind of tranny or freak that demands special treatment like having a "U" or an "X" on its boarding pass, then it's likely to be an annoying tranny or freak, and will make the whole flight miserable.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)

    639 Little-known fact: Psockphalia is Peruvia's underdeveloped neighbor.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:17 AM (nPGq2)

    640 Point is, if it's the kind of tranny or freak that demands special treatment like having a "U" or an "X" on its boarding pass, then it's likely to be an annoying tranny or freak, and will make the whole flight miserable.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)

    --Amen.

    Most of the people I've known --whether homos, erectos, libtards, or righties like me-- just want to muddle through, not agitate.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:18 AM (XAYDB)

    641 639 Little-known fact: Psockphalia is Peruvia's underdeveloped neighbor.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:17 AM (nPGq2)

    --Well-known fact: Jen Psoki has an underdeveloped cerebrum.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:19 AM (XAYDB)

    642 then it's likely to be an annoying tranny or freak, and will make the whole flight miserable.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)

    Ah. Fair point.

    But my point still stands then, that odds are you're gonna be sitting next to a freak anyway, so finding the otherwise normal tranny is kinda like hitting the lottery, really.

    Alpha-Chad who doesn't know how headphones work. Dude who just ate five gallons of his wife's curry and he's never brushed his teeth since birth. Fuckin' Egg McMuffin Lady and the Back-Fat Guy. They're all assholes.

    Airplanes are full of freaks.

    I'll roll the dice with the tranny any day of the week.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (Ct55T)

    643 Seriously, the tranny in the next seat over on the 1452 to Kuala Lumpur makes more sense to me than these fucking deluded degenerates.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko is crossing the streams

    -------

    Seriously, I agree. Plus, I don't know of a tranny who has a face more punchable than Adam Schiff's.

    Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)

    644 Most of the people I've known --whether homos, erectos, libtards, or righties like me-- just want to muddle through, not agitate.
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:18 AM (XAYDB)

    I wouldn't object to being seated next to a civil and quiet gay person; and indeed, if civil and quiet enough, there would be no reason to speculate about that person's sexual proclivities. Unless they were busty Lesbians.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:22 AM (nPGq2)

    645 Seriously, I agree. Plus, I don't know of a tranny who has a face more punchable than Adam Schiff's.
    Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)

    Have you seen the Biden-Schiff meme some enterprising wag has made?

    "Sniff-Schitt 2020"

    It's delightful.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:23 AM (Ct55T)

    646 I wouldn't object to being seated next to a civil and quiet gay person; and indeed, if civil and quiet enough, there would be no reason to speculate about that person's sexual proclivities. Unless they were busty Lesbians.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:22 AM (nPGq2)

    hehe

    i have heard a very good rule of thumb before...

    If I know your sexual preference (for a declared fact, not an assumption) within five minutes of meeting you... homo or hetero...

    you're an asshole.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:24 AM (Ct55T)

    647 Alpha-Chad who doesn't know how headphones work. Dude who just ate five gallons of his wife's curry and he's never brushed his teeth since birth. Fuckin' Egg McMuffin Lady and the Back-Fat Guy. They're all assholes.

    Airplanes are full of freaks.

    I'll roll the dice with the tranny any day of the week.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (Ct55T)

    I'm the guy who knows how the headphones work, but doesn't use them because who wants to listen to the sound of that shitty movie?

    I'm the one who puts the window screen up so I can look out the window. I paid good money for that seat, and damn right I want to enjoy the view.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:26 AM (nPGq2)

    648 I'm the one who puts the window screen up so I can look out the window. I paid good money for that seat, and damn right I want to enjoy the view.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:26 AM (nPGq2)

    ...

    Posted by: Warai-otoko is that guy too at March 23, 2019 02:26 AM (Ct55T)

    649 Seriously, I agree. Plus, I don't know of a tranny who has a face more punchable than Adam Schiff's.

    Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)


    Not advocating violence against women, but some wymyn have a very punchable face, equal 'outcomes' and all. Especially punchable are the 'resting bitch faces' in the Dem Party, all with their inner tyrants exposed, flapping in the breeze.

    When I see pics of a snarling Kameltoe from the Kavanaugh Senate confirmation hearings, all I see is a very punchable face.

    Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (Y8PSl)

    650 Recipe for Buttermilk Pie (goes to my blog - my Pi Day post):

    https://tinyurl.com/yyjw44vm

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (uDcBt)

    651 i have heard a very good rule of thumb before...

    If I know your sexual preference (for a declared fact, not an assumption) within five minutes of meeting you... homo or hetero...

    you're an asshole.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:24 AM (Ct55T)

    --Really? Even if it was just me cradling my littl'un on my lap in the back of the CRJ plane?

    And yeah, I'm a breeder, because I *made* him.






    P.S. Okay, you got me: I'm an asshole.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (XAYDB)

    652 Obligatory:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:29 AM (XAYDB)

    653 When I see pics of a snarling Kameltoe from the Kavanaugh Senate confirmation hearings, all I see is a very punchable face.
    Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (Y8PSl)

    Try as I might, I can't make my browser spellcheck recognize the word "flamethrowerable"

    Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to download some browser extensions, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:29 AM (Ct55T)

    654 652 Obligatory:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:29 AM (XAYDB)

    Just for grits and shins:

    https://youtu.be/IcUBI-YVRY8

    Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to download some browser extensions, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:30 AM (Ct55T)

    655 That Georgia bill is making me hot. What a brilliant idea, as long as senators have access to the top 10 list.

    Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 02:31 AM (DgnZv)

    656 P.S. Okay, you got me: I'm an asshole.
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (XAYDB)

    OK, OK, i'll append the phrase "Barring any externalities"...

    which is a horribly way to refer to a child, but you get my point.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to download some browser extensions, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:32 AM (Ct55T)

    657 ...

    Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to take his damn socks off, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:33 AM (Ct55T)

    658 --Really? Even if it was just me cradling my littl'un on my lap in the back of the CRJ plane?

    And yeah, I'm a breeder, because I *made* him.






    P.S. Okay, you got me: I'm an asshole.
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (XAYDB)

    No, that's still an assumption. Warai Otoko and I both look at you with the kid, and think, "Dad and child", because that's the normal course of events and Normal World. But you could be the gay uncle who is minding the kid while its parents take a weekend of alone time, or a gay "parent" who adopted a child.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:36 AM (nPGq2)

    659 LMAO

    Paul Joseph Watson:

    The Truth About Hipsters:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKBRx2UYaxM

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:36 AM (XAYDB)

    660 When I see pics of a snarling Kameltoe from the Kavanaugh Senate confirmation hearings, all I see is a very punchable face.
    Posted by: RickZ

    -------

    That bitch needs to report to RuPaul for a makeover.

    Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:39 AM (Ikt9E)

    661 I think you give me too much credit AOP...

    But if that dude sitting next to me on a plane with a baby says either:

    A) "THIS ISN'T MY BABY IT'S MY SISTER'S I'M A HOMOSEXUAL TALK TO ME"

    or

    B) "I FUCKED MY BITCH WIFE AND THIS POPPED OUT LIKE A WHOLE LOT LATER ROLL TIDE"

    ... he's an asshole.

    and probably related to Ben Roethlisberger.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:41 AM (Ct55T)

    662 656 P.S. Okay, you got me: I'm an asshole.
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (XAYDB)

    OK, OK, i'll append the phrase "Barring any externalities"...

    which is a horribly way to refer to a child, but you get my point.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to download some browser extensions, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:32 AM (Ct55T)

    --Actually, I was trying to be funny, not serious.

    I should have appended the Denis Leary vid to push the point home.



    P.S. Nothing is more hetero for a virile man than displaying his own progeny. I make adorable, precocious progeny. (Okay, maybe asshole-ish, but I can back it up)

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:41 AM (XAYDB)

    663 Recipe for Buttermilk Pie (goes to my blog - my Pi Day post):

    https://tinyurl.com/yyjw44vm
    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
    --------

    Awesome. Going to make it. Apropos of nothing, what's it taste like?

    Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:42 AM (13CQC)

    664 This thing on?

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:42 AM (0bu2O)

    665 P.S. Nothing is more hetero for a virile man than displaying his own progeny. I make adorable, precocious progeny. (Okay, maybe asshole-ish, but I can back it up)
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:41 AM (XAYDB)

    woah, woah, woah, bragging about successful non-asshole issue is NEVER an asshole move.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (Ct55T)

    666 It is on.

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (0bu2O)

    667 666 It is on.
    Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (0bu2O)

    In which the best "number of the beast" post ever was made...

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:44 AM (Ct55T)

    668 I'm thinking more edgy...Don't drink the koolaid.

    Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2019 02:44 AM (9wxTN)

    669 I got the number, I can sleep now.

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:48 AM (0bu2O)

    670 A) "THIS ISN'T MY BABY IT'S MY SISTER'S I'M A HOMOSEXUAL TALK TO ME"

    or

    B) "I FUCKED MY BITCH WIFE AND THIS POPPED OUT LIKE A WHOLE LOT LATER ROLL TIDE"

    ... he's an asshole.

    and probably related to Ben Roethlisberger.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:41 AM (Ct55T)


    LOL.

    The Gavin McInnes video was good, too.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:48 AM (nPGq2)

    671 #2 You stick your finger in the dyke, you're not getting it back sometimes.

    Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2019 02:49 AM (9wxTN)

    672 The Gavin McInnes video was good, too.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:48 AM (nPGq2)

    *snort*

    i was just freewheelin', but apparently i just made a reference without realizing it...

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:50 AM (Ct55T)

    673 woah, woah, woah, bragging about successful non-asshole issue is NEVER an asshole move.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (Ct55T)

    --Thank you

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:50 AM (XAYDB)

    674 627 so....

    what happens when Barr just releases the whole fuckin' shootin' match unredacted onto the unsuspecting public?
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:51 AM (Ct55T)

    He revealed classified material! He betrayed our allies! Secret grand jury testimony! He compromised an undercover agent!

    (parrot screech!)

    Posted by: Fox2! at March 23, 2019 02:51 AM (MwFQu)

    675 @659. That's some good PJW.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:52 AM (t6MX/)

    676 667 666 It is on.
    Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (0bu2O)

    In which the best "number of the beast" post ever was made...
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:44 AM (Ct55T)

    --

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:53 AM (XAYDB)

    677 675 @659. That's some good PJW.
    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:52 AM (t6MX/)

    --He's always good, but this was *particularly* good.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:55 AM (XAYDB)

    678 It's been a good week. Pass the McInnes url. I'm not done teabagging lefties.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:55 AM (t6MX/)

    679 PJW explains the AOC "phenom" perfectly. Hipster idiocy.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:56 AM (t6MX/)

    680 Good news : BJs and HJs coming to United flights
    Bad News: It's a trap!

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 02:58 AM (tRLIC)

    681 Yeah, cute kid bragging. That's right ladies. Marvel as your womb quivers.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:59 AM (t6MX/)

    682 AOC is only as powerful as the constant attention thirsty men give her.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 02:59 AM (tRLIC)

    683 Ovaries rattle.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 03:00 AM (tRLIC)

    684 681 Yeah, cute kid bragging. That's right ladies. Marvel as your womb quivers.
    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:59 AM (t6MX/)

    --Dirty secret: When us guys carry our littl'uns around, our dicks feel even bigger.

    Genes baby genes.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:02 AM (XAYDB)

    685 Trump after receiving Mueller report

    https://tinyurl.com/y256pwgr

    Posted by: bour3 at March 23, 2019 03:04 AM (KXQr+)

    686 Happy! is on SyFy right now. Its a evil, depraved, and dirty. Also funny and well written. This may be the 3rd time I have watched the series.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 03:04 AM (WNAuL)

    687 Trump after receiving Mueller report

    https://tinyurl.com/y256pwgr
    Posted by: bour3 at March 23, 2019 03:04 AM (KXQr+)

    Hah!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 03:10 AM (nPGq2)

    688 Genes baby genes.
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:02 AM (XAYDB)

    To be fair, the blonde hair and blue eyes genes, which is a big part of their striking cuteness, are mostly my wife's. But I'll gladly take credit for having dragged her back to my cave by her hair.

    I shit you not when I say that rare is the day we are out and I don't get unsolicited comments on their cuteness.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:12 AM (t6MX/)

    689 Trump reaction to Mueller report.

    https://youtu.be/BD7uyblt94M

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:15 AM (t6MX/)

    690 I shit you not when I say that rare is the day we are out and I don't get unsolicited comments on their cuteness.
    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:12 AM (t6MX/)

    you just remember that shit when they're 14

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 03:15 AM (Ct55T)

    691 Well, I got some plumbing completed today. I now have water to my new bathtub/shower, and to my washing machine faucets, and it all works. Bad news is the two threaded coupling for the supply lines seep a little water, despite my having used Teflon tape, and tightening the fittings (brass to brass) as much as I dared. I guess tomorrow I will have to turn the water off again, undo the couplings, and use pipe joint compound instead of Teflon tape.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 03:17 AM (nPGq2)

    692 And it has gone midnight here, so time for me to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 03:22 AM (nPGq2)

    693 Hey Teresa, that pie looks delish and I plan to make one for Easter dessert, I tried to leave you a comment there but got stumped by the enter a URL space, I am quite technically challenged.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2019 03:23 AM (f8dwL)

    694 To be fair, the blonde hair and blue eyes genes, which is a big part of their striking cuteness, are mostly my wife's. But I'll gladly take credit for having dragged her back to my cave by her hair.

    I shit you not when I say that rare is the day we are out and I don't get unsolicited comments on their cuteness.
    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:12 AM (t6MX/)

    --Kudos!

    I just hope my Little Dude does not get his heart broken too soon.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:31 AM (XAYDB)

    695 Chilling and re-watching Clemson-Alabama.

    A thing of beauty is a joy forever, as Keats put it.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:34 AM (XAYDB)

    696 you just remember that shit when they're 14
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 03:15 AM (Ct55T)

    They will be heart breakers. But I am not too young to not know that teens are another challenge.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:37 AM (t6MX/)

    697 I just hope my Little Dude does not get his heart broken too soon.
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:31 AM (XAYDB)

    Yeah, mama will cut a bitch.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:38 AM (t6MX/)

    698 Monday I have to be up at this time, but now not so much.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:38 AM (BbGew)

    699 Night, skip. Night, horde.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:40 AM (t6MX/)

    700 I get threaded couplings that leak using pipe compound or tape. Had one over my water heater that had to put a cup under but it slowed then stopped after a few weeks. Sealed itself Iguess.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:43 AM (BbGew)

    701 Wow Skip, you are early, maybe you should brew me some coffee because I am still drinking wine, to be fair I didn't commence said activity until 2:00 a.m.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (f8dwL)

    702 That video on Rachel Madcow crying in the threasd below is too funny.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)

    703 9 No punchline!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)

    I didn't get it. I was thinking "turd in the punchbowl"? So, thanks!

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (ysOGz)

    704 702 That video on Rachel Madcow crying in the threasd below is too funny.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)

    Except for the screeching voice of the woman who posted it. Yikes.

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 03:48 AM (ysOGz)

    705 702 That video on Rachel Madcow crying in the threasd below is too funny.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)

    --Rachel Maddow is a pussy.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:48 AM (XAYDB)

    706 Not giving up quite yet of sleeping a little more but as said Monday have to leave for work well before 5am.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:49 AM (BbGew)

    707 That video on Rachel Madcow crying in the threasd below is too funny.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)


    And the account that posted that video has already been suspended. We will NOT be allowed to criticize or mock our betters.

    Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 03:56 AM (Y8PSl)

    708 Two random questions for Dem presidential candidates:

    1) If a totally non-specific holiday claiming to be "the most important day on the calendar to the Indian community" were celebrated, who would rock it best, Kamela Harris sporting a dot and a sari, or Liz Warren in buckskins and fringe?

    2) How can Joe Biden possibly campaign while impaled on an Ibeam after today's revelations?

    Posted by: Beto, how come no one is eating my guacamole? at March 23, 2019 03:56 AM (f8dwL)

    709 And the account that posted that video has already been suspended. We will NOT be allowed to criticize or mock our betters.
    Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 03:56 AM (Y8PSl)

    --You must be shitting me.

    That's why I have not done social mediaa for over four years.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:58 AM (XAYDB)

    710 If Barack and Mooch can read the tea leaves now might be a good time to sell the D.C. manse and head for Hawaii, the proverbial shit is about to hit the fan. If Uncle Joe wants to have any legacy he'll roll right over on Barry and Val.One wouldn't want to get caught in the spray.

    Posted by: Beto, how come no one is eating my guacamole? at March 23, 2019 04:06 AM (f8dwL)

    711 Social media is run by Leftists who have to control 'hate speech ' it's in their DNA.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 04:08 AM (BbGew)

    712 Just heard on way home yesterday Barak didn't let Hillary use his campaign machine leftovers but is encouraging Biden to run and might let him have it.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 04:10 AM (BbGew)

    713 OK, I'm out, I'm leaving this low energy town and headed to bed where life is far less conflicted.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2019 04:10 AM (f8dwL)

    714 I'm in bed, it's still complicated here

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 04:13 AM (BbGew)

    715 *snort*

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2019 04:16 AM (f8dwL)

    716 Guess rule should be don't take the tablet to bed or in reach you can get it

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 04:21 AM (BbGew)

    717 Homer Simpson.
    I can finally maybe sleep.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 04:42 AM (tRLIC)

    718 hiya

    Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 04:42 AM (dd9DS)

    719 Are you trying to tell me that nowhere is lemon meringue pie #1? How can that be?

    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 04:52 AM (vq6Gm)

    720 719 Are you trying to tell me that nowhere is lemon meringue pie #1? How can that be?
    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 04:52 AM (vq6Gm)

    --Thank you!

    You're the only other Moron to mention lemon meringue.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:03 AM (XAYDB)

    721 Hang in there logprof, some erudite Moron might be along soon with tales of lemon meringue and whipped cream.

    Posted by: Panhandler at March 23, 2019 05:10 AM (BdkLu)

    722 I make it a killer lemon meringue pie...except when I can't resist cutting into it warm. Then it turns into a lemon meringue pile.

    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 05:11 AM (vq6Gm)

    723 I make it a killer lemon meringue pie...
    See?

    Posted by: Panhandler at March 23, 2019 05:12 AM (BdkLu)

    724 So it looks like the Mueller report is out. Should I care?

    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 05:13 AM (vq6Gm)

    725 721 Hang in there logprof, some erudite Moron might be along soon with tales of lemon meringue and whipped cream.
    Posted by: Panhandler at March 23, 2019 05:10 AM (BdkLu)

    --Slowdive -- "Melon Yellow"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eTCieV19VU

    P.S. FU Google/Youtube for not only stealing our data but removing being able to clip the link for a video.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:14 AM (XAYDB)

    726 So it looks like the Mueller report is out. Should I care?
    Nah, the focus has already shifted to SDNY and how they'll get him on state charges.

    Posted by: Panhandler at March 23, 2019 05:15 AM (BdkLu)

    727 The Religion of Humanity
    Christianity and Humanity - from a Distance

    As usual, I can't copy and paste on the ONT, even with the Quote Unf*cker. So I just urge those interested to search for GKC's poem, The World State.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:17 AM (VaN/j)

    728 724 So it looks like the Mueller report is out. Should I care?
    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 05:13 AM (vq6Gm)

    --Been over a year since I gave half a shit about anything Russia

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:17 AM (XAYDB)

    729 Barron Lied, People Died.

    Posted by: Bob Mueller at March 23, 2019 05:20 AM (tRLIC)

    730 As usual, I can't copy and paste on the ONT, even with the Quote Unf*cker. So I just urge those interested to search for GKC's poem, The World State.
    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:17 AM (VaN/j)

    --I've quoted GKC here as well.

    Not all of the Moronosphere is ready for his message.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:22 AM (XAYDB)

    731
    g'mornin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2019 05:24 AM (KCxzN)

    732

    One day, I'll tell my storey. Nobody will believe it but there you go.

    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:25 AM (LkFnL)

    733 I think Eeyore was trying to link this poem.

    https://tinyurl.com/y2gq7qbp

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 23, 2019 05:28 AM (TnkfX)

    734
    There's supposed to be a book coming out, that spells it all out, but but the authour died... my touch holds firm!

    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:29 AM (LkFnL)

    735 727 The Religion of Humanity
    Christianity and Humanity - from a Distance

    As usual, I can't copy and paste on the ONT, even with the Quote Unf*cker. So I just urge those interested to search for GKC's poem, The World State.
    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:17 AM (VaN/j)

    G. K. Chesterton, "The World State"
    https://www.chesterton.org/lecture-51/

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 05:30 AM (ysOGz)

    736 One day, I'll tell my storey. Nobody will believe it but there you go.
    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:25 AM (LkFnL)

    You reading books again, Julian??

    Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:30 AM (XAYDB)

    737 Everything you say is fucked, because you steal it from books!

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:32 AM (XAYDB)

    738 "pee wee's playhouse"is on ifc channel right now. i haven't seen this in 30 years. did kids actually watch this back then?

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 05:34 AM (Pg+x7)

    739 Oh, how I love Humanity,
    With love so pure and pringlish,
    And how I hate the horrid French,
    Who never will be English!

    The International Idea,
    The largest and the clearest,
    Is welding all the nations now,
    Except the one that's nearest.

    This compromise has long been known,
    This scheme of partial pardons,
    In ethical societies
    And small suburban gardens--

    The villas and the chapels where
    I learned with little labour
    The way to love my fellow-man
    And hate my next-door neighbour.

    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 05:35 AM (ysOGz)

    740 738 "pee wee's playhouse"is on ifc channel right now. i haven't seen this in 30 years. did kids actually watch this back then?
    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 05:34 AM (Pg+x7)

    --I did, but then I was a 14 year old "kid"

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:35 AM (XAYDB)

    741 So.. this new movie coming out about the Manson family? It's a sympathetic view of the women caught up in his evil web. Fuck that shit. I won't go see it. I won't spend a penny on anything that puts those bitches in a sympathetic light. Cold blooded killers. They killed Tate who was fucking 9 months pregnant. Stabbed her to death. Considered cutting out the baby. I will never ever forget or forgive those c***s. I hate Hollywood. And a pox on ANYONE who goes to see this piece of crap.


    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM



    yeah I had hopes of this project. the more I ear the lamer it sounds.

    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:36 AM (LkFnL)

    742 --I did, but then I was a 14 year old "kid"


    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:35 AM

    Pewee is the bomb. Good memories!

    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:38 AM (LkFnL)

    743 Last movie I saw in the theater was American Sniper in 2015, and that was in the cheap second-run one.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:39 AM (XAYDB)

    744 You reading books again, Julian??



    Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:30 AM


    LOL! Fuck you, Ray!

    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:40 AM (LkFnL)

    745 Pewee is the bomb. Good memories!
    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:38 AM (LkFnL)

    --Vivid memory:

    Saw Pee Wee's Playhouse on a snow day away from school the day of the Challenger disaster.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:42 AM (XAYDB)

    746 Got a little nap in, now it's time to make the coffee

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 05:43 AM (BbGew)

    747 LOL! Fuck you, Ray!
    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:40 AM (LkFnL)

    Don't lie to the Guy in the Chair!

    Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:45 AM (XAYDB)

    748 You reading books again, Julian??


    Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:30 AM


    You degenerate gambling, piss bottling son of a bitch.

    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:46 AM (LkFnL)

    749 Great ONT. Gotta go to w-o-r-k.

    Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2019 05:51 AM (qBNEP)

    750 Ray!

    Truck drivin' passed out Phantom 309 muthafucka!

    Posted by: J-ROC at March 23, 2019 05:54 AM (XAYDB)

    751 739
    Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 05:35 AM (ysOGz)
    _____

    Yes, you and others are right. But I kept getting 500's. (I suspect it may have been the dash in the above title. But at the time, I was only an inch into the first cup.)

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:57 AM (VaN/j)

    752 You degenerate gambling, piss bottling son of a bitch.
    Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:46 AM (LkFnL)

    Way of the Road

    Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:58 AM (XAYDB)

    753 ... i watched "pee wee's playhouse". there were parts i liked (e.g. the "penny" videos) and others i found obnoxious or grotesque. but it didn't really seem aimed at kids. it was too self-aware, an exaggeration of motifs found in 50's children's tv, in a word ... post-modern, which was at its height back then (mid-80's).

    post-modernism (from wikipedia):"... the recycling of past styles and themes in a modern-day context..."

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 05:59 AM (Pg+x7)

    754 But at the time, I was only an inch into the first cup.)
    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:57 AM (VaN/j)

    --That's what he said.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:00 AM (XAYDB)

    755 Watched last night's Tucker. Two things struck me.

    1. Though I like Tucker, I am tired of his friendliness with that lying POS Chris Hahn. I get having him on, but damn it, hold is effing feet to the fire. Tucker used to have that even lower scum Phillipe Reines on, and again, was friendly to that putrid pile of dung.

    Even Tucker is a bit too inside.

    2. We need to go back to a practice the mother country had in the 16th C. I want to see heads on spikes all around the capital.

    I'll say it again: Pardon Obama and Hillary, THEN subpoena them. They cannot then plead the fifth, but will still be subject to perjury charges in their testimonies. And their henchmen - they all go to Federal Pound Me Up The Ass Prison. (Those, that is, who are not beheaded.)

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (VaN/j)

    756 753 ... i watched "pee wee's playhouse". there were parts i liked (e.g. the "penny" videos) and others i found obnoxious or grotesque. but it didn't really seem aimed at kids. it was too self-aware, an exaggeration of motifs found in 50's children's tv, in a word ... post-modern, which was at its height back then (mid-80's).

    post-modernism (from wikipedia):"... the recycling of past styles and themes in a modern-day context..."
    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 05:59 AM (Pg+x7)

    --Self-aware though it may have been, I myself back then was not self-aware enough to recognize its self-awareness.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (XAYDB)

    757 754 But at the time, I was only an inch into the first cup.)
    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:57 AM (VaN/j)

    --That's what he said.
    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:00 AM (XAYDB)
    _______

    Hey, for me, the ONT is the real EMT.

    I don't get it. When younger I was a complete night owl. In college my roommates joked that I was a vampire. Or saying "Up at the crack of noon, I see." But since turning 50, I get up anywhere from 3:30 to 5:30. And crash early.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 06:05 AM (VaN/j)

    758 ... tarantino is doing the manson movie. it may spark a nostalgia for 60's fashion.

    i've long concluded that tarantino is, above all, a post-modernist. he developed during the 80's, when post-modernism was at its height. haven't seen anyone else describe him that way, though.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:07 AM (Pg+x7)

    759 i've long concluded that tarantino is, above all, a post-modernist. he developed during the 80's, when post-modernism was at its height. haven't seen anyone else describe him that way, though.
    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:07 AM (Pg+x7)

    --At any rate, he's a wannabe Black, what with all the n-bombs dropped in his flicks.

    Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:12 AM (XAYDB)

    760 "i myself back then was not self-aware enough to recognize its self-awareness."

    well done, sir.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:13 AM (Pg+x7)

    761 last!

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 07:11 AM (Pg+x7)

    762 * 400 Quatloons to the person who gets the reference here.

    *****

    Is it a reference to Jeff Goldstein / Protein Wisdom?

    I demand pie!

    Posted by: Taco Shack at March 23, 2019 07:38 AM (C+qQ0)

    Rachel Maddow Crying?

    Apparently Twitter suspended the account that said Maddow was crying. I guess that's the newest thing you're not allowed to say to/of a "journalist."

    But here's someone else who downloaded the video. Wonder how long Twitter permits this one to last.





    All of the Daily Twitter Jerk-Off Circle of Self-Proclaimed Geniuses is busy trying to explain how "Chromatic aberrations" in the Birth Certificate image mean their conspiracy theories are still viable.

    smugposturing.jpg

    Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:55 PM




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    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (8wKjk)

    2 Thanks for... this?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

    3 hiya Ace

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (8wKjk)

    4 Th

    Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

    5 Sweet lib tears! I want to wash my feet in them!

    Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (U7k5w)

    6 Let's talk about our colons!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (kQs4Y)

    7 Top ten?

    Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (h4pf3)

    8 Life is good on days like this!

    Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

    9 This is why women are not taken seriously at times, the freakin tears!

    Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (fnWQo)

    10 PROOT PROOT!

    Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (CLcKT)

    11 For reelz?

    I didn't know she had any water in her. Dried up Old Maid.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (8wKjk)

    12 Mad cow can't bull dyke her way out of this one!

    Posted by: raimondo at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (qKDxf)

    13 Is hir head really that freakishly large and wedge-shaped?

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)

    14 I thought men didn't cry...

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (vcatx)

    15 *looks around at festive atmosphere*

    *claps hands together*

    Bring on the Busty Lesbians and some pudding!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (brgv3)

    16 She's cyyyyyyyyiiiing over you.



    Cryyyyyyyiiiiing over you.



    LOL

    Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (9dzlp)

    17 Altho Madcow should never be taken seriously, thems are the rules for animatronic cashews.

    Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (fnWQo)

    18 Is it just me, or does it appear that Mad Cow has had a 'skull lift'?

    Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (CLcKT)

    19 She should cry because she's Rachel Maddow.

    Posted by: joefl65 at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (IG7Cj)

    20 9There are many reasons: pussyhats, wearing hijabs for solidarity, the spark of whatever the fuck in was with MS-13, backing the refugees in Sweden....

    Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (U7k5w)

    21 Hey Rachel, breath deep the aroma of fail!

    Posted by: Muellar's Wet Fart at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (9dzlp)

    22 She's crazy,
    crazy for feelin'
    so lonely...

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (brgv3)

    23 I hope my Club 85 coworkers are watching her tonight.

    Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (h4pf3)

    24 That dude is getting weirder looking.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (/tuJf)

    25 18. Botox and maybe some fillers

    Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (fnWQo)

    26 Is hir head really that freakishly large and wedge-shaped?

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)


    Looks normal to me!

    Posted by: David Hogg at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (4A5fG)

    27 ok that laugh on that vid is the best part!!!!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (V2Yro)

    28

    Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (saqYT)

    29 18: Something weird about the angle. I wasn't sure who it was until I heard the voice.

    Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (U7k5w)

    30 It's totally a sign of a perfectly sane person to cry on air when you find out that your President actually didn't collude with a foreign country to rig an election.

    Perfectly. Sane.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (fF3XF)

    31 I would worry about someone loosing her shit.

    Like, attack mode?

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (UOVq+)

    32 That's a man baby!

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (Z+IKu)

    33 Is Gudger College still in the old basketball tournament? The Chipahoys fielded quite a team of cagers this year.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (LNHb2)

    34 (i think they held the cell phone camera up close to the tv for a redneck zoom effect, made things kinda weird)

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (V2Yro)

    35 We are all going to DIE in twelve years if we don't do something now about madcow farts.

    Posted by: Alexandria the Great at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (GvEen)

    36 Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking


    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (kQs4Y)

    37 Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (saqYT)


    I ain't sticking my finger in that!

    Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (4A5fG)

    38 Well she and that other chick, Chris Hayes, can go and have a good cry.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (WNAuL)

    39 28

    Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (saqYT)

    Said the little dutch boy,
    to the little dutch girl,
    when will you say 'I will?'

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (brgv3)

    40 They'll always have Scooter Libby.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (LNHb2)

    41 LMAO! Just saw someone post a pic of Mueller with a tshirt that says I investiagted Trump for two years and all I got was this lousy tshirt.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

    42 28: Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking

    Thread winner. Shut it down!

    Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (kIHpu)

    43 Trans-Harry Potter hardest hit.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (UOVq+)

    44 I've not watched TuCa (or really any news) for about 17-months. But I watched tonight.

    Glad I did.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (fF3XF)

    45 Xis head... So it's not just my imagination!

    Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (CLcKT)

    46 Some funny shit

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (dKiJG)

    47 Trump promised Mueller he could get his kids onto the Trump University rowing team.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (LNHb2)

    48 Turn out the lights, the party's over.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (8wKjk)

    49 Tom Servo: (i think they held the cell phone camera up close to the tv for a redneck zoom effect, made things kinda weird)

    They were trying to get a downblouse... inexplicably.

    Posted by: Three Dee World at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (GvEen)

    50 All those sad bastards that believed there were thousands of sealed indictments!!! The number went up every time they talked about it.

    All those nasty messages to Don Jr about how he was going to jail just as soon as Mueller was thru with his father!!!

    All those blowhards second guessing Giuliani et al.

    The sweet sweet tears dripping down their cheeks as their day dreams are punctured forever.

    Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (vhXcf)

    51 Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (saqYT)

    *golfclap*

    He got ahold of that one!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (brgv3)

    52 South Park : https://is.gd/PeKTtj

    Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (P1AAi)

    53 LOL

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (dm05u)

    54 Too bad I can't see twitter videos.

    But at least we stopped talking about colonoscopies.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

    55 What a homo.

    Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (tRLIC)

    56 Turn out the lights, the party's over.
    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (8wKjk)

    You forgot to sock "Dandy Don, Sloshed and Slurring at the End of Monday Night Football."

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (UOVq+)

    57
    How about that Maddow guy and Martha Raddetz get together for a cry-a-thon? Although that much ugly might break the cameras

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (saqYT)

    58 The True ONT is Up.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (kQs4Y)

    59 Objective journalism. Good to see.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (OiC69)

    60 NOOD
    ONT

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (8wKjk)

    61 I know it's early, but I'm pretty sure that, barring something really catastrophic, PDJT is re-elected with at least a plurality of the "popular" "vote" and at least 32-state wins.

    And the GOPe will win-back the house, not that that matters.

    Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (fF3XF)

    62 is this better or worse (in terms of hilarity) than when she told people that, it's not a nightmare, it's real, Trump won the election?

    Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (ZqRa6)

    63 Just a 5th grade boy striking out at the Little League World Series. All those nights dreaming of this moment, and a big whiff! Then the tears.

    Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (/aiGx)

    64 NOOD
    ONT
    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (8wKjk)

    My. that was quick.

    Posted by: Nurse Murch at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (UOVq+)

    65 THERE'S NO CRYING IN CONSPIRACY-CRAFTING!!!

    Posted by: Tom Hanks at March 22, 2019 10:06 PM (yIBga)

    66 Just wait until 2020, that fake news witch will be weeping so much she will need a life jacket to prevent her from drowning in her own tears.

    MSNBC is allegedly considering changing her shows theme music to smokey Robinsons "Tears of a Clown"

    I'm going long on Kleenex.

    Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cCxiu)

    67
    That dude is getting weirder looking.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM


    Dude, or half chick? I'm starting to slightly entertain the possibility of some middling gender thing. On a case by case basis.

    If it's a she, doesn't she look in the mirror every day and say, "I look pretty much like a dude." If it's a he, doesn't he look in the mirror every day and say, "I don't look much like a chick, I gotta do better."?

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (jYje5)

    68 26 Is hir head really that freakishly large and wedge-shaped?

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)

    Looks normal to me!
    Posted by: David Hogg


    Geez, you're right. "She" could be his mother. Course, she'd have to have had sex with a man. Unlikely.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

    69 It's almost as if this investigation was slow walked to swing the midterms for the dems.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (tRLIC)

    70 On her Monday night show, Madcow will no doubt have one of her trademark 25-minute storytime segments, using geometric logic to show that despite no indictments from Mueller, one of the USS Trump's crew did indeed have a key to the wardroom icebox, and that's where he picked-up the daily collusion instructions and bribe from Putin.

    Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (AMIL/)

    71 I'm touching myself tonight.

    Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (RIS4Y)

    72 Mueller free now to lead a special prosecution of payola for college admissions?

    Posted by: RioBravo at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (iQKgg)

    73 G'night all.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (NtglE)

    74 Hmmm. I always had the feeling that along with covering up Hillary's crimes; and the fact that there was at least a wink and a nod from Barry's admin, that the relentless FNM drum-beating of "Russia Russia Russian collusion" was to keep the lefty viewers from freaking out and demanding mass firings in the media outfits plus a massive house cleaning at the DNC. I did not realize that the commie loving talking heads had to believe the lie to keep themselves from falling into deep deep depression.

    Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (eASYU)

    75 The thing about this is, she should have prepared herself for utter disappointment in the report. Predictions that it was a nothingburger were all over the place. So instead of preparing herself like a professional and adult, she goes on tv and makes a big ass of herself by getting all hysterical. Waaah.
    Grow up, bitch.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

    76 It is funny, but these people are so emotionally attached to their view of the world it is scary. They will not admit they are wrong instead they will latch on to some new fantasy to explain why the first fantasy did not come true.



    Posted by: William Eaton at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (MuTTO)

    77 And the GOPe will win-back the house, not that that matters.


    On the bright side, we got rid of 40 GOPEs.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

    78 i added a meme I like

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (PbpT7)

    79 FTSB: But I will continue to believe that Russia has leverage over POTUS.



    Of course you will, Corky. Bless your heart.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (yQpMk)

    80 Trump promised Mueller he could get his kids onto the Trump University rowing team.

    Hah hah hah!

    Posted by: Elliot m at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (UTKPt)

    81 Mr. Maddow can take heart from the impending defeat of Trump by Michelle Obama in 2020.

    "Chewy Defeats Human."

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (t5m5e)

    82 Her crying sexually arouses me. Is that wrong?

    Posted by: Anonymous Gerbil at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (19Cvz)

    83 But what to do about the people we know personally who are doing the same thing? I've got friends -- family members, even -- who were all-in on the Russian Collusion fantasy. We had some pretty bitter arguments.

    I don't want to reopen wounds . . .

    . . . but I'd at least like an apology.

    Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (CDW/t)

    84 What a shock, the Twitter account in the first one is already suspended.

    Posted by: some1 at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (WghML)

    85 If you want this shit to stop, kill the God damned Jews. But then you have no interest in stopping this at all, do you?

    Posted by: Mark Matis at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (nZJej)

    Tucker Carlson: The Media Figures Who Pushed This Soon-to-be-Disproved Sham Collusion Conspiracy Theory Should be "Punished"
    Mollie Hemingway on Tucker Now

    This is from last night. It applies with even more force today.

    Now, by "punished," he does not mean "indicted," as he clarifies. He means "publicly shamed" and "forced to apologize."

    I normally wouldn't even agree with that... except I remember the left demanding "accountability" from pundits who made erroneous claims and false predictions about the Iraq War. And there was a lot of that in the media.

    So: Should conspiracy theorists pushing a falsehood that undermines trust in the US democratic system be similarly required to come to a reckoning?

    Answer: No. They control the message, and that means they control the questions that may be asked, and the criticisms that may be lodged.

    You don't have to respond to a question or criticism you've suppressed so much that the half of the country you depend on for support never even hears of it.

    Carlson also asks, rhetorically: If people on the right had claimed, without evidence, that Barack Obama was colluding with Iran for three years, would they be allowed on any media platform?

    He says that's rhetorical. They wouldn't be -- unless they offered a groveling apology to King Barky the Wonderdog.

    Definitely watch the opening of last night's show.

    Take care! Have a nice weekend!

    90 minutes away from entering the official Day 7 of the fast, and no problems!

    Oh, and it's weird to put up Tucker from last night when you're probably watching Tucker now -- and Mollie's on now. But check this vid out later, just the first 8-10 minutes.

    Can We Stop This Avenue of Conspiracy Theorycrafting Now?



    When Fusion Ken says your conspiracy theory is wrong, it's wrong.

    BTW: Someone on Fox pointed out that James Comey seemed to have advanced word of this report today. I think Harris Faulkner. Just sayin'.

    Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM




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    1 Put them against a wall

    Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

    2 Wow. Another Spooge!

    Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XjrCx)

    3 Off to get the Yorkies

    Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XjrCx)

    4 Don't expect an apology from any of the coup conspirators and agitators. They are righteous in their own eyes and won't feel the need.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (WNAuL)

    5 4th!

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XROPS)

    6 6th!

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XROPS)

    7 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

    And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32 P

    Sure Jan.

    Posted by: Marcia Marcia Marcia at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (XROPS)

    8 Please Trump announce the Pardons.

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (dKiJG)

    9 RUSSIANS EVERYWHERE!!!1!

    Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (IGmNT)

    10 Stay with me Ace!

    Posted by: Hydration at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (beH4q)

    11 Where's the flaming skull tonight?!

    Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (ixZj7)

    12 Day 7? Absolute madman.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (tRLIC)

    13 Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.

    Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (OAlmw)

    14
    Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.
    Posted by: WisRich


    The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

    15 CNN was ready, already has put up 11 LOOMING QUESTIONS, claiming among other things that Trump can still be indicted for Obstruction Of Justice, etc.

    Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Bwqq4)

    16 Damn, Ace in almost real time watching Tucker.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (XAYDB)

    17 When two consecutive thread titles begin with "Tucker Carlson", then it's a little bit harder to notice nood!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (I/iGu)

    18 Anyone remember the Fyre Festival?

    https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
    1109224050772062214

    Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Dh1wo)

    19 OT- NDSU only losing their game against Duke by 4 pts at the half

    Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (FxJnm)

    20 Line up all their photos, Wall of Mugshots style.

    Caption each with a summary of their "journa Listo" crimes.

    Get ACE to write a short, few hundred word summary of the thing, but with URL link reference to an essay-length work on it's own site, expanding the full story to Expose' quality.

    Buy ad space in every paper larger than the Greensheet, coast to coast.

    And beat the hell out of the Name n' Shame drum on the website. Get all the "big" conservative writers to link to it.

    Make enough noise that the MSN can't really ignore it.

    Be loud and be loud for MONTHS on this.

    Will it work? Likely, not much. But any crack in their structure is for us, a win.



    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

    Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (QzJWU)

    21 Was so tempted to put it on but not going to.

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (BbGew)

    22
    Total Crypto Nood!

    "Tucker Carlson" in the poat title fooled me because that's the same as the old nood!

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (kgAmS)

    23 Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.
    Posted by: WisRich

    The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

    --Oh, you so missed the awesome link. . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZEPSqPI1B4

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (XAYDB)

    24 @22: "Tucker Carlson in the post title fooled me because that's the same as the old nood!"

    Totally!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (I/iGu)

    25 They're sunk and they know it. They needed Mueller to come up with something to hang an impeachment on and they got coal in their Christmas stocking. Everything else is just sideshow, nothing that will bring down Trump. The 2016 election is over.

    Now, about a little payback, yeah I'm ready for that.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (0QYMt)

    26 15 CNN was ready, already has put up 11 LOOMING QUESTIONS, claiming among other things that Trump can still be indicted for Obstruction Of Justice, etc.
    Posted by: Avenger

    I hope Trump pardons everyone Mueller screwed, on Monday.

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (mNhs0)

    27 Sheesh Ace, I can do 24 hour fasts, barely. I have no idea how you do 7 day fasts.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (ffYR/)

    28 They should be punished with a brick, in a pillow case.

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (1g7ch)

    29 I just tune Chris Hahn out

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (XAYDB)

    30 Bwahahaha Tucker asking Chris Haan, "How is he celebrating?"

    Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (RBOtF)

    31 Learn to co[llu]de!

    Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (dYe5S)

    32 2020 elections should be the punishment.

    But the GOP will not take advantage of this.

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (438dO)

    33 Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich
    Hahaha Schiff is already talking about issuing a subpoena to Robert Mueller

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (BqBId)

    34 I did a three week master cleanse a few years ago. Honestly, once you get past the first three or four days, then it's smooth sailing, assuming you've got a slightly obsessive personality.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (I/iGu)

    35
    Put them against a wall

    Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

    "'Gainst. The. Wall."
    Omar: That one looks Jewish!
    Coonman: And that ones a coon!
    Cuck Inc.: Who let all this riffraff into the room?

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (t6MX/)

    36 "If people on the right had claimed, without evidence, that Barack Obama was colluding with Iran for three years, would they be allowed on any media platform?"

    In fairness, if they had iron-clad evidence, they would also not be allowed on any media platform.

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Ndje9)

    37 They should be punished with a brick, in a pillow case.

    No, killed by Jason Vorhees in a sleeping bag against a tree.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (dUJdY)

    38 We were right, they were wrong. obviously and repeatedly.

    Yet somehow we will be forced to apologize.

    Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (KZ0k3)

    39 Make them spend three months in the barrel. Let God, and whatever they can find in that foul, slimy, smelly put be their only sustenance and source of comfort.

    So let it be written.

    So let it be done.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (brgv3)

    40 I love how the new Dem thing is "we demand to have the report released" and the 'pubs are saying "yeah, us too".

    This is such a nontroversy.

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (fuK7c)

    41 But the GOP will not take advantage of this.

    2/3 of the GOP was hoping right along with the Democrats.

    Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (Bwqq4)

    42 Go for 21 days, ace.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (tRLIC)

    43 For Liberals this is how I felt when I saw that Hillary wasn't going to be charged with anything.

    She was guilty but they tried to frame Trump.

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

    44 I saw Barky the Wonderdog open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Cow Palace in '92

    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (786Ro)

    45 Day 7? Geez Louise, Ace.. take care of yourself.

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (438dO)

    46 @33: "Hahaha Schiff is already talking about issuing a subpoena to Robert Mueller"

    Say what you will about Mueller, but he's clever enough to know that Congressional committee hearings are the fucking worst waste of time, and he won't go be a prop before a committee without a subpoena.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (I/iGu)

    47 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

    Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?

    Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (KZ0k3)

    48 Tucker going after Schiff hard. He should be driven from Congress.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (1UZdv)

    49 How does one not eat for seven days?

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (RU4sa)

    50 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

    Posted by: Inspector Kemp

    Not quite "NO ONE" tovarishch.
    *hic*

    Posted by: Hillary! at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (gkstg)

    51
    Tucker going after Schiff hard. He should be driven from Congress.
    Posted by: Ignoramus


    Slim chance. California and all that.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (aKsyK)

    52 Not how it works, Ace. I remember at the end of the Vietnam War, a lot of "no recriminations" shit from the MSM. They really haven't changed, except that they used to hide it a little better.

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (VaN/j)

    53 "Day 7? Geez Louise, Ace.. take care of yourself."

    I seem to remember ace collapsing and end up in the hospital from doing stupid crap a while back.

    Dehydrated or some such.

    Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (Bwqq4)

    54 The only time I can regularly watch Tuck live is Fridays, but at least he's usually on fire then, just before the weekend.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (XAYDB)

    55 @49: "How does one not eat for seven days?"

    Generally speaking, most fasts include some minimal calorie juice intake, especially if you go more than seven days. You can do seven days, water only, but that's pretty hardcore.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (I/iGu)

    56 Trump should still do the same thing he could have done since 21 JAN 2017 -

    Call for a Joint Session

    Point out that many people used the privilege of the government position and power to spy on opposition party candidates and attempt to frame them for crimes.

    Demand a concensus on prosecuting them to the maximum extent or all legal and fair game for Election 2020?

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (1g7ch)

    57 35 Put them against a wall



    Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

    "'Gainst. The. Wall."
    Omar: That one looks Jewish!
    Coonman: And that ones a coon!
    Cuck Inc.: Who let all this riffraff into the room?


    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


    An acceptable earworm. Thank you!

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (WNAuL)

    58 MSM delenda est. I want to see those FISA warrants.

    Posted by: vivi at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (11H2y)

    59 Schiff looks like a weird cousin.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (jUVms)

    60 Thanks Walter.

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (RU4sa)

    61 All of this bad news makes me hungry.

    Posted by: Brian Tater-Seltzer at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (EgshT)

    62 @53: "I seem to remember ace collapsing and end up in the hospital from doing stupid crap a while back. "

    Stupid shit? Does that include coffee with butter and various supplements? 'cause I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (I/iGu)

    63 49 How does one not eat for seven days?
    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (RU4sa)

    *SILENCE*

    Posted by: Carthusians at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (XAYDB)

    64 >>>
    Generally speaking, most fasts include some minimal calorie juice intake, especially if you go more than seven days. You can do seven days, water only, but that's pretty hardcore.

    NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

    65 Also, it's put up or shut up time for Q.

    Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (Bwqq4)

    66 I've finally hit that point that people said usually kicks in earlier where you're not really even hungry anymore. (Unless I start thinking about it.)

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

    67 I've only watched Tucker's show but a few times. I've never liked his style. I've always thought that his personality he uses when being interviewed (the real one) would communicate better when he's the interviewer.

    He's a cool guy, and he never shows that side of himself when he's on his on his own side of the desk.

    But I truly enjoyed watching him burn that shithead staffer down to the waterline, and I guess he knows what keeps asses in seats better than me.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LY1IB)

    68 Brob Mewller is a Wooskie

    burp

    Posted by: Carl Bernstein at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (RZ6R1)

    69 The sad trombones will go "whah whah whah" as the helicopter blades go "whomp whomp whomp."

    Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (5tb4C)

    70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

    Posted by: IC at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LJUs+)

    71 Still ace, be careful.

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (RU4sa)

    72 I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too.
    Posted by: Walter Freeman

    Hot buttered rum with coffee? Worth a try.

    Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (gkstg)

    73 Ace, you have to read Kristol's twitter feed. He's actually acting like he somehow helped keep Trump from impeding the Meuller investigation. He's nuts.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (jUVms)

    74 47
    So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?



    Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?

    Posted by: Inspector Kemp


    The PROCESS is the punishment.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (WNAuL)

    75 "I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too."

    I hear that!

    Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (Bwqq4)

    76 If it's going to be released on Friday night, then it's a guaranteed dud. That's when you release news you want to bury.

    Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (5tb4C)

    77 >>>70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

    1, you get used to it if you do it frequently. Intermittent fasting gets you primed to do at least 1-2 day fasts.

    2, you lose your appetite around day 5 or 6. Other poeple say day 4 but I never had that pleasure.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (PbpT7)

    78 Ooops -- off "Vaudeville Pinochet" sock!

    Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (5tb4C)

    79 So ace do you resume normal/previous diet/eating when this ends? Is this a weight-control technique, or there are other objectives?

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

    80 @60: "Thanks Walter."

    My pleasure. Honestly, fasting means different things to different people, but minimal calorie intake usually means something around 600 calories per day, preferably freshly squeezed vegetables, and maybe some fruits. You can go a long time on such a fast; longer than many assume.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (I/iGu)

    81 Long fasts for me were easy as long as I could do stretches just sleeping.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (XAYDB)

    82 >>>71 Still ace, be careful.
    Posted by: SMH

    i'm keeping hydrated and getting my salts.


    when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction.

    but I think I can do that.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (PbpT7)

    83 You pussies and your "fasts"

    Posted by: Carthusians at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (XAYDB)

    84 74 47
    So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?


    She may have been a rooskie, I'm not sure

    Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (RZ6R1)

    85 I'm actually god with PUNISHED-punished.

    They've thrown out any scruples in pushing their agenda, let them burn.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

    86 77 >>>70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

    1, you get used to it if you do it frequently. Intermittent fasting gets you primed to do at least 1-2 day fasts.

    2, you lose your appetite around day 5 or 6. Other poeple say day 4 but I never had that pleasure.
    Posted by: ace


    I was OK for the first four days, because at one limb per day I still has plenty to eat during that phase. It was day five, when the autophagy options ran low, that I began to feel dizzy.

    Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (5tb4C)

    87 Also, it's put up or shut up time for Q.
    ------
    I think Ace is attempting reentry.

    Posted by: Q at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Dh1wo)

    88 Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?
    Posted by: Inspector Kemp

    It's like when the cop stops you for a broken taillight and your passenger gets caught throwing his drugs away.

    Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Bwqq4)

    89 Oh man, they are going with the big spin, Muller report is no big deal--there's lots of other crimes we just know he did

    Like, there's still "potentially prosecutable" stuff--, that's the new buzz phrase they're all using now

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (TN1P5)

    90 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

    Same here. My blood sugar gets so low I start speaking in tongues.

    Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (EgshT)

    91 Prepare for the Duke Lacrosse treatment. To this day, no matter how much those kids were exonerated, I know people on the Left who still insist, "Well, I think something happened there." They're not sure what, but something.

    It's already starting. It won't be given up on. "Something happened. We just can't prove any of it." And that, for them, will suffice.

    Posted by: Prism at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (HbuLs)

    92 Wait one goldarn minute -- off "Vaudeville Pinochet" sock again!

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (5tb4C)

    93 >>>79 So ace do you resume normal/previous diet/eating when this ends? Is this a weight-control technique, or there are other objectives?

    yeah i'll go back to IF + Low-Carb.

    it's for weight and the other stuff associated with fasting including autophagy (self-eating) of old and damaged cells.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

    94 Tie them to the back of the truck and drag 'em.

    And Good Evening, Friends in Grey Boxes

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (8wKjk)

    95 Will repeat. Without a complete and rigorous examination of the legitimacy of the Mueller appointment under existing law and DOJ regs, this sucking chest wound in America's civil order and rule of law will *not* have been effectively addressed.


    Not a technicality. And technicalities, and observing each one of them, is what "rule of law" consists of, for the most part.



    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (QDnY+)

    96 mmmm-mmm-jellydonutmmmm-mmm-jellydonutmmmm-mmm-jellydonut

    Posted by: Tater at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

    97 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

    holy cow ace
    this is madness
    I'm praying for you

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (dm05u)

    98 I am honestly gob smacked the Mueller investigation is over. thought it would be dragged out till after elections next year.

    Posted by: IC at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (LJUs+)

    99 Aw, poor pwecious Democrats, with no more agenda to run on but America SUCKS!!!!

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (XAYDB)

    100 >>>
    Same here. My blood sugar gets so low I start speaking in tongues.

    once you shift to a fat-first metabolism (instead of glucose/carbs first), your body shifts to burning body fat more readily, and your "blood sugar" stays at a good level.

    (I mean, your blood sugar falls to a fairly low level (but not zero) but you make up for that with ketones made from bodyfat.)

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

    101 82 >>>71 Still ace, be careful.
    Posted by: SMH

    i'm keeping hydrated and getting my salts.


    when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction.
    Posted by: ace


    Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (5tb4C)

    102 call it your "Combined Source Blood Energy Load."

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

    103 I bet this only is going to make the NY AG double their efforts to find something to hang Trump or more likely his kids.

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (BbGew)

    104 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

    I think ace is going to end up looking like this guy:

    https://tinyurl.com/yyccb8mf

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (brgv3)

    105 I'm not afraid to call this scandal by name, this is simply another round of the Great Game with the late addition of the CIA as an antagonist.I
    This was the rare instance (Trump's accession to the throne Presidency) that Russia, Britain, Persia, and the DNC branch of the US government all set their sights on a single man.

    Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (0x00j)

    106 @82: "when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction."

    I often do carrot and mushroom soups for a day or two after longer fasts.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (I/iGu)

    107 It's like they lost the election all over again.

    Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (dzZCL)

    108 >>>97 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

    holy cow ace
    this is madness
    I'm praying for you
    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot a

    ...

    you do a diet many people would consider crazy yourself. How about a little latitude that sometimes diets other people consider crazy aren't really so crazy?

    Don't worry, I'm fine.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

    109 The MSM are all deflated, except Tater, Thanks to Tucker.

    Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (M+Lyo)

    110 Fasting?

    Are you appropriating my culture?

    Posted by: An Ethiopian Kid at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

    111 The comments at CBS, NBC, and ABC and the other democrat sites are hilarious. All about how they have exposed Trump's lies and similar blather and concluding it was all worth it.

    What's that called? Denial? Anger? Bargaining?

    hehehe

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (XROPS)

    112 @64: "NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener."

    Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

    Oh, um, wait ...

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (I/iGu)

    113 seriously -- fine. And I didn't mean that reply to be snarky. I meant it in earnest: I'm sure people tell you "Carnivore is dangerous."

    But you did some reading, right?

    Anyway, you can do a lot of reading on fasting. It's fine. People do it all the time.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

    114 >>>97 NOPE! Not a single calorie.

    Posted by: ace


    Like Robinson Ca-ru-so, you're primitive as can be.

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (5tb4C)

    115 Iranian Collusion By the Numbers:

    1 year before his election, Obama was already meeting with Iran.

    1.8 billion in unmarked bills. Billions more in sanctions relief.

    Uranium 235--All You Can Eat Yellowcake

    10 years until all restrictions were dropped.

    Unchallenged Shahab-3 Medium Range Ballistic Missiles

    Allowed Russian S-300 Air Defenses for Iranian Nuke Factories

    But other than that, there's no evidence.

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Ndje9)

    116 A good example of the Tucker I like is his interview with Gavin McInnes at Stand Up NY.

    I'm not sure if it's still on YT or not, because Gavin's been deplatformed, but it's an excellent, funny, in-depth interview and Tucker is very cool.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (LY1IB)

    117 Sheriff Bart: If a man drink like that and he don't eat eat, he is going to die.

    ace: when?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (brgv3)

    118 >>>
    Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

    well some people say WATER is cheating.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

    119 this is madness

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM

    Madness?!

    This. Is. The HQ!!!!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (vZrbf)

    120 Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?
    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (5tb4C)

    --Holocaust survivors had to be careful not to take too much food from their liberators, lest their stomachs burst.

    Soldiers on the Bataan Death March were killed by being force-fed rice, to the same effect.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (XAYDB)

    121 Do we still have to hear from John Brennan? Because not hearing from him again would be great.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (jUVms)

    122 >>>Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?

    I think the danger is that you can spike your insulin very high with a sudden glut of carbs or protein.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

    123 you do a diet many people would consider crazy yourself. How about a little latitude that sometimes diets other people consider crazy aren't really so crazy?

    Don't worry, I'm fine.
    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

    fair enough
    I'll eat an extra steak on your behalf
    but promise you won't push yourself too much please

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (dm05u)

    124 Said it before, say it again:

    1) Thank Mueller and Rosenstein for their work.

    2) Fire every fuck on Mueller's staff.

    3) Pardon everyone indicted for every single crime that was based solely on "lying" or "obstruction" or the Logan act. Say, since there was never any underlying crime, it was inappropriate to charge anyone with these crimes. Papadopolis walks. Flynn walks. Stone walks.

    4) Leave all other charges standing Manafort and Cohen go down. Leave the joke Russian charges in place.

    5) Open an investigation of Fusion, carefully selected FBI assholes (McCarthy most of all), and the Hillary campaign consorting with Russians. Indict Comey for leaking and lying. There should be ample evidence to bring indictments based on what Mueller found. Indict them for all the same shit the Dems claimed Trump did.

    6) When the Dems piss and groan simply say "I thought you wanted to get to the bottom of Russian collusion? This is the bottom. They paid Russians to dig up dirt on someone running for president, they received disinformation form Russian intelligence, and worked hard to disseminate that information to the world. These were the people behind it from the start.

    You take a shot at the king, you better not miss. Any other Republican would be mopping his brow at the close miss. Trump needs to make examples of these shit bags so it never happens again.

    Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (KZ0k3)

    125 And I won't lie. I did a week long brown ale beer fast once. Maybe twice. Pretended I was a 17th century English sailor who'd run outta hardtack. Kinda fun.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (I/iGu)

    126 Keto books definitely say to fast occasionally. I haven't done it for more than a few days but after the first day it doesn't seem so tough. But there are a lot of empty hours to fill of not eating.

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (XROPS)

    127 call it your "Combined Source Blood Energy Load."
    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM



    That a super moon?

    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (786Ro)

    128 115 Iranian Collusion By the Numbers:

    1 year before his election, Obama was already meeting with Iran.

    1.8 billion in unmarked bills. Billions more in sanctions relief.

    Uranium 235--All You Can Eat Yellowcake

    10 years until all restrictions were dropped.

    Unchallenged Shahab-3 Medium Range Ballistic Missiles

    Allowed Russian S-300 Air Defenses for Iranian Nuke Factories

    But other than that, there's no evidence.
    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Ndje9)

    --Ummm, you left out a certain . . . Ms. Jarrett

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (XAYDB)

    129 Holocaust survivors had to be careful not to take too much food from their liberators, lest their stomachs burst.

    -----

    My childhood rabbi liberated Buchenwald, and he talked about this, and how it was hard to tell these people they couldn't have any more of this food that was all around them.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (LY1IB)

    130 Guys, there's a difference between fasting and starving.

    A starving person gets down to a dangerously low weight.

    A fasting person does NOT. Unless he's crazy.


    If I were at 6% bodyfat, this would be dangerous. But I'm at like 22%, so... let's just say I have some extra calories on me.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

    131 106 I would consider carrot and mushroom soup a continuous of the fast

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (BbGew)

    132 @118: "well some people say WATER is cheating."

    And those people have a death wish if they go more than three days.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (I/iGu)

    133 This 'situation' will require serious surgical intervention. Stat.

    Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (qBNEP)

    134 Sponge

    Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (C1NyB)

    135 >>>but promise you won't push yourself too much please


    i have a low willpower, if that's any comfort.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (PbpT7)

    136 I do carrot chili after a fast because I'm so damned hungry I'd eat even that.

    Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (EgshT)

    137 not sure why someone has hard time understanding how someone goes seven days without eating. think of it this way, how does a girl go seven days without sucking dick. more or less same thing.

    Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

    138
    Incidentally, Michael Cernovich wins the day with his remark about mccain and hoaxes.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (kgAmS)

    139 Never measured myself but bet I am easily in that -%6 group

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (BbGew)

    140 They just refuse to believe that Mueller didn't find Trump committed a crime

    No crime-crime but most certainly a crime-ish crime

    All these bizarre flailing to find a lifeline

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (TN1P5)

    141 Something from Tucker's show last night that I'd never noticed the first time. The intelligence "expert" Nance says they "hanged him because everyone knew it was treason." But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer. Arnold survived.

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (VaN/j)

    142 I regret nothing!

    Posted by: A. Weissmann at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)

    143 Im not fasting, so am going to open a mid-priced Orin Swift red and toast to the sweet tears of the left.

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (XROPS)

    144 Good gravy, I wish Tuck would talk about something substantial, instead of this Russia bullshit.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (XAYDB)

    145 Inspector Kemp, pretty good template you have there.


    I think proper accounting will actually encompass such an onslaught on DOJ, FBI, and the intel community - and even the FISA court - that it is not certain to happen.


    And no, I want to hear from Brennan again. Actually, his lawyer would be fine. "My client pleads innocent, your honor" was sort of what I wanted next to hear from him.

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+)

    146 TuCa going pretty much commercial free tonight.

    Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (7ZQe3)

    147 Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

    well some people say WATER is cheating.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

    --------------------

    No water or any other fluids is crazy. After 3 days you are risking kidney/liver problems.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ffYR/)

    148 I didn't eat for 2 days once in the backcountry, only water.

    It was strange, after about a day and a half, I was no longer hungry.

    It started to scare me.

    Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)

    149 Dammit, eat some food, ace. Jeebus.

    My husband and I just had steak and chopped salad for dinner. No carbs

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

    150 One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping. It's not constipation. It's just no poop. Seems off.

    Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (lwiT4)

    151 Well what do you know, Catherine Herridge is saying Horowitz is coming.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

    152 Grammie!

    Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (bZ7mE)

    153 grammie!!!! how are you?

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (dm05u)

    154 134 Sponge
    Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (C1NyB)

    --As you wish:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlC6qcQ_4BA

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (XAYDB)

    155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (fuK7c)

    156 Still wonder if this will get released to the public maybe by next week,


    month





    maybe next year

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (BbGew)

    157 Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (KZ0k3)

    -----

    Man, I have to read that over when I haven't been drinking beer, but that sounds very smart and effective. The one thing I'd add is underlying FISA warrants.

    I want it. I want to know who signed them. I suspect FISC judge Rudolph Contreras.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (LY1IB)

    158 Come on sooth, don't do that, give us the key Cernovich quote. The Horde is a lazy, if ruthless, organism.

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

    159 Hi all. Still a pirate.

    Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (lwiT4)

    160 Wow, a grammie winger sighting. Must be baseball season about to start.

    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (786Ro)

    161 @150: "One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping. It's not constipation. It's just no poop. Seems off."

    Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (I/iGu)

    162 The FBI attempted a coup and pissed on our country and told us it was raining.


    Ol Sparky needs to be dusted off for the FBI conspirators.

    Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (GsU6a)

    163 152 Grammie!
    Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (bZ7mE)

    -- +1

    Please, dish on the Cubbies!!!

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (XAYDB)

    164 Meanwhile, we had dinner with a former GOPer here and he hates the GOPe with the heat of a million suns. So we sat and pissed on CNN and MSNBC within earshot of the servers.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

    165 If I were at 6% bodyfat, this would be dangerous. But I'm at like 22%, so... let's just say I have some extra calories on me.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

    So, are you trying to say you tried out for a role intended for Brian Dennehy and got passed over for Jack Nicholson?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (brgv3)

    166 155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.


    I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.

    Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

    167 Pardon Obama and Hillary, and THEN subpoena them. They won't be able to plead the 5th. But they'll still be liable for subsequent perjury.

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (VaN/j)

    168 Hi all. Still a pirate.
    Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (lwiT4)


    Is... that good? About April was when you were supposed to be able to take it off, right? I don't remember exactly, it's been a while.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (t+qrx)

    169 121
    Do we still have to hear from John Brennan? Because not hearing from him again would be great.

    Posted by: Seems legit


    If he's begging for his life, I think I'd like to hear that. This bastard has done damage to this country that I hope comes out someday. He's wretched.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (WNAuL)

    170 ace is training for his season 11 appearance on Naked and Afraid.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (tRLIC)

    171 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.

    My stomach does that all by itself on random occasions. No salt water required.

    Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (bZ7mE)

    172 You won't see Bill Kristol on TV tonight. He's here at the Kennedy Center for Faust. I saw his wife and she gave me back my cuff link.

    Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Get8a)

    173 166 155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.


    I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.
    Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

    --Sara Carter

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (XAYDB)

    174 @162: "The FBI attempted a coup and pissed on our country and told us it was raining."

    I figure there's some small upside, given all the other alphabet soup intel agencies know exactly what the FBI has done, and they'll use that to their advantages in the future.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (I/iGu)

    175 Well what do you know, Catherine Herridge is saying Horowitz is coming.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM
    ~~~~~

    And I was just sitting here wondering if anyone else noticed that.

    ------------

    Hi Grammie! Nice to see you, and hope things are improving.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (NtglE)

    176 *waves to grammie*

    The Horde is a lazy, if ruthless, organism.

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)



    This is tremendously accurate.

    Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (GbPPJ)

    177 Hi hogmartin. Yes, I'm shooting for Easter, Lord willing.

    Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

    178 One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping.

    Bah. I'd never get my reading in.

    Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (EgshT)

    179 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

    I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.
    Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

    -----------------------

    Yep, I was just going to type this. There is a reason they remote accessed her computer.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (ffYR/)

    180 166
    155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.





    I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.

    Posted by: Pete Seria


    Salena Zito but I'm biased towards Pittsburgh gals.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (WNAuL)

    181 "But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And
    he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer."

    Major Andre was out of uniform, that's why he got hanged.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (0QYMt)

    182 EAT MOR MUSHROM.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Hk+Y0)

    183 People do it all the time.
    ------

    Posted by: Venezuelan non-party-members at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Dh1wo)

    184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (dm05u)

    185 There are a few ladies out there pounding the pavement for news stories.

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (BbGew)

    186 Hey wait a minute we're not talking about letting the media off the hook here, are we?

    Because that would be very bad.

    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (4ErVI)

    187 Yes, I'm shooting for Easter, Lord willing.
    Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (lwiT4)


    Well I hope He is. Good to hear from you!

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

    188 Inspector Kemp, pretty good template you have there.


    I think proper accounting will actually encompass such an onslaught on DOJ, FBI, and the intel community - and even the FISA court - that it is not certain to happen.


    And no, I want to hear from Brennan again. Actually, his lawyer would be fine. "My client pleads innocent, your honor" was sort of what I wanted next to hear from him.
    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+)


    You left out State, DoD (FarkAss), and previous White Staff (to the TOP).

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (1g7ch)

    189 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

    This is why I refuse to watch that movie

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

    190 @184: "watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!"

    Blasphemy! Soooo not a B movie!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (I/iGu)

    191 181 "But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And
    he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer."

    Major Andre was out of uniform, that's why he got hanged.
    Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (0QYMt)
    _____

    A spy, yes. But not a traitor, which Nance called him. (Unless he thinks we hanged Arnold, which maybe he does.)

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (VaN/j)

    192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

    You're supposed to be sexist.

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

    193 This. Is. The HQ!!!!
    ------
    This is ASPARTAME!!!

    Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (Dh1wo)

    194 Grammie, I hope you've gotten second and third opinions. We just had dinner with a friend who had a failed cataract surgery. His eye was a hot mess.

    I had a personal disaster 11 years ago that involved me passing out after peeing in the middle of the night. Woke up head down in our whirlpool tub. The orbit around my right eye was literally crushed in two places, and my right cheekbone was broken. And I had a cut just below the corner of my right eye that went to the bone.


    It took two years (and plastic surgery for the deep cut down to my cheekbone), but I'm good as new now.


    Prayers that you end up fully healed.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

    195 190 @184: "watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!"

    Blasphemy! Soooo not a B movie!
    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (I/iGu)

    This.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (brgv3)

    196 This is why I refuse to watch that movie
    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

    it's not even THAT movie
    it's something called "Exposed"

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (dm05u)

    197 Me I can't use artificial sweeteners. They give me the runs. Not a fun way to lose weight.

    BTW, from the last thread, I live quite near a Krispy Kreme. They are awesome when they're hot.

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (VaN/j)

    198 193 This. Is. The HQ!!!!
    ------
    This is ASPARTAME!!!
    Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (Dh1wo)

    Drink More Ovaltine!

    Posted by: Zombie Ralphie at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (brgv3)

    199 Go for 21 days, ace.


    40. It worked for Jesus.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

    200 it's not even THAT movie
    it's something called "Exposed"

    Oh, good.. I can skip that one too

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (O2RFr)

    201 Olestra potato chips? Do they even sell those anymore?

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (I/iGu)

    202 You won't see Bill Kristol on TV tonight. He's here at the Kennedy Center for Faust.

    Never let anyone tell you that we mariners are uncultured. Ahoy!

    Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EgshT)

    203 grammie, good to have you back.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (KP5rU)

    204 40. It worked for Jesus.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

    And he saw the devil.

    I give Ace half that time until he starts talking to Satan.

    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

    205 What the last two years has done, more than anything else....

    Is destroy the trust in both the media, and Congress.

    It was low to start with, but they doubled down with no hole cards at all.

    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (NgKpN)

    206 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.
    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (I/iGu)

    Poogasm?

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (tRLIC)

    207 201 Olestra potato chips? Do they even sell those anymore?
    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (I/iGu)

    I think all the Olestra stuff got flushed down the drain a while back.

    Posted by: Zombie Ralphie at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (brgv3)

    208 192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

    You're supposed to be sexist.

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)


    Depends on what your definition of sexist is.

    Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (ePWRo)

    209 192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

    You're supposed to be sexist.
    Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

    *Sackcloth and ashes*

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (XAYDB)

    210 Kristol crying on Morning Joe is still a classic.

    Say what you will about Kristol, but Joe was a straight up bully who, for a brief moment, twisted the knife a little too deep.

    All before he an Mika did their 180 on Trump too.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (I/iGu)

    211 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

    212 >>>i have a low willpower, if that's any comfort.

    you're your own boss mister.

    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (4hfnr)

    213 @206: "Poogasm?"

    It gives a whole new meaning to "wet fart" if you're not careful.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (I/iGu)

    214 They evidently use Olestra as a base for deck stains. Odd.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

    215 Burnt Toast, oh yes you are correct. One problem with the Mega-Scandal Complex is discussing it in a comments section. Doesn't lend itself to telegraphic or pithy description.


    Two devastatingly negative things arise from it all, even before all/much of the accounting is done. The extent, and nature, of the corruption in America's most powerful and important national institutions. And the shockingly low quality (intellect, character) of so many senior people in those institutions.


    I'm a good bit of litmus paper. Spent decades in the Beltway, gradually/suddenly was appalled at the mediocrity of so many who went so high. Left with a very low assessment of the situation. And this has taken my previous assessment much, much, much lower than it already was.


    Sad!

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

    216 189 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

    This is why I refuse to watch that movie
    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

    Ahhh, but the retribution for the dog? Makes the movie worthwhile.

    Kill my dog? stand by for heavy rolls...

    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (NgKpN)

    217 It is a little disturbing that Tucker hasn't had many commercial breaks at all tonight.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (NtglE)

    218 211 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

    You just going to tee that one up, eh?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

    219 @211: "Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?"

    By LBJ standards, I feel like a pussy when I only drink a fifth of whiskey on a given night.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (I/iGu)

    220 What a shitty 36 hours.

    ODU loses to Purdue.

    Jets lose 5-0 to the Knights.

    Tucker is 100% Russia-Russia-Russia.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (XAYDB)

    221 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?


    Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)
    ---
    according to the AOSHQ Style Guide, a "glass" of wine is one of those little 750ml bottles.

    HTH!

    Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (rf8q9)

    222 Poogasm?
    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM

    Colonoscopy prep.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (vZrbf)

    223 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!



    This is why I refuse to watch that movie

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)


    The beagle puppy? Yeah. Son came over one night and tried to get me to watch that movie. I've owned a beagle. Passed.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

    224 it's not Keanu's dog in this movie, just random supporting dog
    also Keanu is just a supporting character
    it seems to be about this cute Hispanic chick who is having visions

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (dm05u)

    225 Colonoscopy prep.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (vZrbf)

    ---

    Don't remind me.

    Mine is in June. First one.

    The gallon jug of stuff I have to drink the day prior mocks me.

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (RU4sa)

    226 Winds are starting to really kick up, heard possible 40mph on weather report.

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (BbGew)

    227 Tucker is 100% Russia-Russia-Russia.

    Tucker deserves some slack on this.. he has been on this fake Russia shit from day one. should have a victory lap

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (O2RFr)

    228 To be fair, the dog is avenged.

    A lot.

    And then some more.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (brgv3)

    229 I think fasts are excellent for you and I'm kind of jealous Ace can pull off a 7 day. I've done a number of 36 hours and I feel fantastic but that just makes me sound like a light weight. No pun intended.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:53 PM (jUVms)

    230

    No meat
    No Bread
    No sugared pop
    Not a single calorie
    Like Robinson Ca-Roo-so
    It's starvation as can be

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

    231 I just started a Nelson DeMille novel that I'm into.

    Ya'll have fun tonight.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

    232 it's a strange movie so far

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (dm05u)

    233 The gallon jug of stuff I have to drink the day prior mocks me.
    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM

    Google Dave Barry's column from a few years back on getting a colonoscopy. Read it *before* you drink the prep, not after. Trust me on this.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (vZrbf)

    234 Tuck is just rubbing noses into the crap they left is my guess.

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (BbGew)

    235 What a colossal waster time and (our) money, just to pretend that 2016 was not a massive rejection of Crooked Hillary and her flying monkeys.

    Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (6/uwW)

    236 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?

    Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (ljgit)

    237 The tin foil crowd will keep smothering this collusion conspiracy theory claiming Mueller got bought off.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (t82DG)

    238 So Macron is going to start shooting yellow vests. I am sure that will work out.

    How is that gun control going, Frenchie?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (brgv3)

    239 Melba toast? You folks remember those little two piece Melba toast packets at restaurants and diners? Yeah, I think those could be used for fasting, and yes, there'd be poop problems too.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (I/iGu)

    240 A little cherry on top.

    Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

    My schadenboner typed this.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

    241 & with all the fasting you still die when you are supposed to die & not a second later

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (BqBId)

    242
    watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

    His dog up and died. He up and died.
    After twenty years he still grieves.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

    243 226 Winds are starting to really kick up, heard possible 40mph on weather report.
    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (BbGew)

    Winds of Shit are in the air

    Posted by: Jim Lahey at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (XAYDB)

    244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (dm05u)

    245 Night all.. Off to drink a bit more wine.

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (O2RFr)

    246 236 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?
    Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (ljgit)

    Millions of views and at least a 85% rating on Pornhub

    Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (tRLIC)

    247 Schiff and all the other a-holes who claimed they had knowledge, publicly and repeatedly, of 'crimes' need to get a DoJ - FBI interview under penalty of perjury to come clean and state what it is they "know".

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (1g7ch)

    248 A little cherry on top.

    Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

    My schadenboner typed this.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

    -------------------------------

    The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)

    249 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?
    Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM

    When you drink enough concentrated electrolytes, your colon travels forward in time and you start pooping the food you haven't even eaten yet. Believe me.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (vZrbf)

    250 236: "Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?"

    All the sticky brown stuff stuck in the nooks and crannies of your bowels that doesn't get shat out in the normal course of things.

    To be fair, it's not so much pooping, as it is spraying.

    And it runs clear after a few days.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (I/iGu)

    251 234 Tuck is just rubbing noses into the crap they left is my guess.
    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (BbGew)

    235 What a colossal waster time and (our) money, just to pretend that 2016 was not a massive rejection of Crooked Hillary and her flying monkeys.
    Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (6/uwW)

    --These comments were perfectly back to back

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (XAYDB)

    252 What a lovely day. Trump is vindicated, Mueller is proved a phony.

    Life is good.

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (8wKjk)

    253 Then we shall poop in the shade!!!

    Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (Dh1wo)

    254 Walter I loved melba toast. Always went for those little packets in restaurants, back in the Ancient Times.


    JS, quickly skimmed an article on the SPLC thing, it didn't deliver on the headline. I thought there was some new, institutional stuff far beyond Dees' unsurprising depredations.


    Their utter financial and legal implosion would be a splendid thing, but almost more than that I'd like for *some* public figure, even a pundit, to finally go after them, and all the racists and race-baiters, in the harshest terms.

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (QDnY+)

    255 Discredited:

    1. The DOJ
    2. The FBI
    3. The State Department
    4. D.C.
    5. The Left
    6. Democrats
    7. Never Trump
    8. The Intelligence Community
    9. Most of all, the media

    'Tis an ill wind...

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (D+jPb)

    256 So the Dem plan going forward is to grill Mueller with loaded questions "this is the thing we say is a crime, why did you not charge?!"

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (TN1P5)

    257 The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)

    --Especially Dees.












    Dees nuts!!!!

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (XAYDB)

    258 Also, worst part of the salt water flush, is that the salt density varies from person to person, so you can drink a quart of warm salt water, and wait, and wait, but it does nothing. Gotta adjust salt up or down a few hours later and try again.

    It's an experience. Everyone should try once in their lives.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (I/iGu)

    259 Off Tucker

    On Last Man Standing

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (XAYDB)

    260
    Jeepers the Dims have really gone completely off the deep end. They are going to find that evidence even if it doesn't exist. It's probably with the key to the strawberries

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (r6WFu)

    261
    It's a shame American politics are so much more like football than rugby

    This should be much simpler and more brutal.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (LY1IB)

    262 A little cherry on top.

    Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

    My schadenboner typed this.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)


    Beautiful.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (FNsjY)

    263 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning.
    Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through
    your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from
    your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.


    And I've been missing out on this my entire adult life? Somehow I feel cheated.

    Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (EgshT)

    264 255 Discredited:

    1. The DOJ
    2. The FBI
    3. The State Department
    4. D.C.
    5. The Left
    6. Democrats
    7. Never Trump
    8. The Intelligence Community
    9. Most of all, the media

    'Tis an ill wind...
    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (D+jPb)


    10. CPUSA SPLC.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (FNsjY)

    265 Just about everything we've read by Nelson DeMille has been terrific. We are sorry we missed him at a bookstore event 18 months ago.

    My fave was Nightfall, if I recall the title correctly. Pan Am 800 or whatever, up out of Kennedy, going down, witnessed by a pair of lovers having an illicit beach screw session. Ends with the attack on 9-11.

    But for Godfather-like story majesty, the two novels (The Gold Coast, 1990, and The Gate House, 200 spoken by the same character, the setting the old Long Island estate, the mob boss and his son, now that was some fine writing.

    Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (+fPHo)

    266 244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?
    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (dm05u)


    Of course not, why do you think they call it fasting.

    Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (odjO3)

    267 @260: "Jeepers the Dims have really gone completely off the deep end."

    Y'know, I often forget, but back in 2004, there was a metric fuckton of Democrats who were convinced that Diebold stole Ohio for Bush.

    Second verse, same as the first.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (I/iGu)

    268 Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

    Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)

    269 Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)

    270
    Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz
    9h
    The Mueller Report is in. Turns out all along it was two Nigerian men in #MAGA hats who hacked the DNC & rode shirtless on horseback w Putin to mar-a-lago.

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (BqBId)

    271
    Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

    Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)


    It smells like death and tastes twice as worse

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (r6WFu)

    272 Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?
    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)
    ********
    Huma???

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (BqBId)

    273 @263: "Somehow I feel cheated."

    Never too late, my friend. Never too late in the day.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (I/iGu)

    274 Of course not, why do you think they call it fasting.
    Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (odjO3)

    #science!

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (dm05u)

    275
    Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)



    A gallon of vodka

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (r6WFu)

    276 My gosh. I haven't been here since this morning and the entire sidebar has changed. I feel like Rip Van Winkle.

    Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (aXucN)

    277 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded.

    Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (k3N8X)

    278 @268: "Or is it magnesium?"

    Metallic milkshake. Enjoy!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (I/iGu)

    279 The Media Figures Who Pushed This ... Should be "Punished"

    Haven't we suffered enough, knowing that our scheme didn't work?

    Posted by: The MFM at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (C78No)

    280 It smells like death and tastes twice as worse
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM

    Gatorade's evil twin.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (vZrbf)

    281 257 The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
    Posted by: Calm Mentor

    --Especially Dees.

    Dees nuts!!!!
    Posted by: logprof
    ------
    Don't forget about BOFA!

    Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (+ldAm)

    282 And I've been missing out on this my entire adult life? Somehow I feel cheated.
    Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (EgshT)


    Of mental health problems?

    Be glad.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (FNsjY)

    283 Hannity has begun talking.

    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)

    284 Does Hannity ever stop talking?

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

    285 Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

    Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)


    Magnesium citrate, IIRC.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (FNsjY)

    286 Nanzi was warned by Mueller. Hence the "No impeachment"-talk two weeks ago. There's your collusion.

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

    287 Someone should run a stopwatch on Sean's opening monologue. And get Guiness's email address handy.

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

    288 Been watching Tucker. So.. Bug Eyes Schiff will consider a House subpoena of Mueller. That dude is completely out of his fucking everloving mind. When is enough enough for this idiots? Never mind I know the answer. Just unbelievable.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

    289 Posted by: Ace of Spades

    Six days and, at the very least, he's told an intern at the hospital his password.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (Ydn2k)

    290 Honey, don't go into the bathroom just yet. The tide's cresting.

    Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (EgshT)

    291 283 Hannity has begun talking.
    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)

    284 Does Hannity ever stop talking?
    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

    --Waste of time.


    Watching Last Man Standing, then onto Chef Ramsey's season finale.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (XAYDB)

    292 @286: "Hence the 'No impeachment'-talk two weeks ago."

    Just two weeks ago? Surely, Mueller knew the truth before the midterm election.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (I/iGu)

    293 244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?
    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM


    I've read about studies that found calorie restriction slows down metabolism but fasting speeds it up.

    In fact, after calorie restriction, it's difficult to regain the former metabolism. They measured metabolism of "The Greatest Loser" contestants, who all regained their weight (except one person who followed up with gastric surgery) and found their metabolisms had slowed significantly and did not seem to be recovering.

    Fasting signals the body to speed up metabolism in order to provide energy for hunting/foraging. Also, once the fat-burning starts, the body has plenty of energy as long as there are fat stores.

    Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (4HMW8)

    294 It smells like death and tastes twice as worse
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM
    ~~~~~

    Last time (with new MD) only had to take a few pills, then drink Gatorade mixed with Miralax which remarkably dissolves completely and is tasteless.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (NtglE)

    295 His dog up and died. He up and died.
    After twenty years he still grieves.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM

    I wonder if I'm the only one that just can't sing that first line. Too many dogs and just the one heart.

    Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (Lg/Uq)

    296 The last prep I did was the huge jug with some stuff in the bottom you fill with water and then drink the whole fucking thing.

    There's supposed to be a new one, two little tiny bottles, that's it.

    I always like the lunch after the procedure, and the fact that the drug they give you makes it seem like nothing happened. One minute you are looking at the pretty woman assisting the doc, the next minute you open your eyes and your smiling wife says, "hi, honey."

    Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (+fPHo)

    297 248
    The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)


    Now every corporation, government agency, and media outlet that relied on them to compile lists of Unpeople needs to be punished.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

    298 I wonder if I'm the only one that just can't sing that first line. Too many dogs and just the one heart.
    Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (Lg/Uq)


    Same here.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (FNsjY)

    299 287 Someone should run a stopwatch on Sean's opening monologue. And get Guiness's email address handy.
    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

    Better yet, run a stopwatch to see when he stops for the first breath.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (V2Yro)

    300 @290: "The tide's cresting."

    The whole quart of salt water goes through you in one hour, nothing left behind, and you can do two quarts, if you want. It really does seem kinda miraculous when it happens.

    Sorry, too much information.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (I/iGu)

    301 Been watching Tucker. So.. Bug Eyes Schiff will consider a House subpoena of Mueller. That dude is completely out of his fucking everloving mind. When is enough enough for this idiots? Never mind I know the answer. Just unbelievable.
    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

    -------------------------

    Now that the report has been submitted to Barr, all Mewler would have to do is to refer all questions back to the AG. They can not compel him to break reporting rules.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (ffYR/)

    302 Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM


    Yeah. I didn't have to drink all that much. And it worked.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (vZrbf)

    303 Nanzi was warned by Mueller. Hence the "No impeachment"-talk two weeks ago. There's your collusion.
    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM
    ~~~~~

    What are the odds Comey got a heads up about this report, or did he just happen to pen an op-ed the day before the big drop.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (NtglE)

    304 Go for 21 days, ace.

    Go for months and then we'll talk.

    Posted by: RBG at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (lK7fO)

    305 277 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded."

    The funny thing is, if I understand the procedure correctly, that the DOJ is *required* to allow Trump's lawyers to see it first and compile a response, before they give it to anyone else.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (V2Yro)

    306 It really does seem kinda miraculous when it happens.


    Yeah, it's either a miracle or a debacle. Or possibly both.

    Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)

    307 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

    308 Google Dave Barry's column from a few years back on getting a colonoscopy. Read it *before* you drink the prep, not after. Trust me on this.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (vZrbf)

    ---

    Thanks, RMBS.

    The prep is obviously the worst thing.

    I laughed and cringed, especially the part about this:

    "MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet."

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (RU4sa)

    309 I always like the lunch after the procedure, and the fact that the drug they give you makes it seem like nothing happened.

    Proprapol (I'm murdering the spelling). It's a wonder drug. It's what Michael Jackson died ODing on.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

    310 304 Go for 21 days, ace.

    Go for months and then we'll talk.
    Posted by: RBG at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (lK7fO)

    You know who did 40 days.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (V2Yro)

    311 I'm not a talk show host, I'm a Media Star!

    Posted by: Sean Inanity at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (ujbNH)

    312 FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (NtglE)

    313 Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (RU4sa)

    LMAO! Boy, that is a very accurate description!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (dUJdY)

    314 @312: "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."

    It's like the Martha Burke sieged Masters all over again!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (I/iGu)

    315 Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM

    My pleasure, SMH. That column is sheer comic genius.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (vZrbf)

    316 Food you haven't eaten yet? Oh good lord.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (I/iGu)

    317 Can we please stop with all the radical nutrition/ dietary/ health tips, including most particularly fasting?

    I get it, they're cheaper than psychiatric care, but they're a poor substitute.

    Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

    No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary. You need to lose weight? OK. Eat 10% less every day, and maintain your current activity level, if non-zero. Then wait.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

    318 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM
    ~~~~~

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (NtglE)

    319 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded."

    The funny thing is, if I understand the procedure correctly, that the DOJ is *required* to allow Trump's lawyers to see it first and compile a response, before they give it to anyone else.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (V2Yro)

    --------------------------

    Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:17 PM (ffYR/)

    320

    so Lurch had all of these Dem hacks on his team and they still found nothing. So glad they wasted all of that money

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:17 PM (ZNkX1)

    321 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM

    We're just sharing our favorite colonoscopy experiences. Because we're givers.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:18 PM (vZrbf)

    322 No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

    Pffft.
    This guy...

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:18 PM (dm05u)

    323 Some Moron, Jack I think, predicted Hannity would speak for an hour straight.

    That didn't quite happen. But this mick is talking so hard he can barely breathe.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:19 PM (LY1IB)

    324 According to Dave Barry, the stuff tastes like "a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon."

    Is this true?

    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (RU4sa)

    325 now that herr mueller is done with this dog and pony show, maybe he can find that secret shit at oak island.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

    326 There was a misstatement about SCOTUS Byron Whizzer White earlier. He and Rehnquist were the dissents in Roe.

    White was truly preternatural. As a running back at Colorado he was the runner-up for the Heisman and then juggled an NFL career with being a Rhodes scholar and going to Yale Law. He was a JFK appointee.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (1UZdv)

    327 Honestly, I hope the complete, unredacted Mueller report gets published by Wikileaks in two weeks.

    If only 'cause it'd cause House Dems to launch another huge investigation into said leak.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (I/iGu)

    328 So no sealed indictments, those seal envelopes were just the hacks getting their expense vouchers in before the tent folded.

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (25Dt7)

    329 Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

    In other words he can tell them to go pound sand.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

    330 @324: "Is this true?"

    Hint of lemon? More like a hint of onion.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (I/iGu)

    331 Brennan belongs in prison.

    Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (LKvO9)

    332 Hannity going on 21 minutes plus...

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (1g7ch)

    333 & with all the fasting you still die when you are supposed to die & not a second later


    Being fit may not add years to your life, but it adds life to your years.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (yQpMk)

    334 "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."

    They may have confused their advertisers. "Donna Brazile?!"

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (lK7fO)

    335 Is this true?
    Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM

    Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)

    336 I like what Dershowitz is saying

    Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (fnWQo)

    337 332; still a great american.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

    338 Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

    In other words he can tell them to go pound sand.
    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

    ---------------------------

    Yep. I urge him to use that exact phrase, too.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (ffYR/)

    339 317 Can we please stop with all the radical nutrition/ dietary/ health tips, including most particularly fasting?

    I get it, they're cheaper than psychiatric care, but they're a poor substitute.

    Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

    No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary. You need to lose weight? OK. Eat 10% less every day, and maintain your current activity level, if non-zero. Then wait.
    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

    --"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

    (Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)

    340 I'm disappointed Hannity is only going four talking heads wide. I assume CNN has at least eight tonight.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (I/iGu)

    341
    307 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (sdi6R)








    That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.

    Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (eXA4G)

    342 --"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

    (Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)
    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)/i]

    Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (FNsjY)

    343 really weird movie

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (dm05u)

    344 this is one shitty thread. damn, i'm wore out.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

    345 The commies sure got a lot of mileage out their latest whopping fairy tale, eh?

    Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (EgshT)

    346 314
    @312: "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."



    It's like the Martha Burke sieged Masters all over again!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman


    I want to thank Martha Burke. Thanks to her grievance mongering, The Masters is shown with very little in the way of commercials. Its one of the best sporting broadcasts of the year because of her.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (WNAuL)

    347 That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.
    Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (eXA4G)


    Well I don't know about you, but mine's purring like a well-oiled kitten.

    Wait, why is my cat covered in oil. Cat, what is wrong with you.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

    348 Off, damned sock.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (VaN/j)

    349 Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly.
    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (FNsjY)

    --Fasting is good for ya, whether one believes or not.

    Free radicals and shit.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (XAYDB)

    350 When can I sue Bob Mueller?

    Man of honor my ass.

    Malfeasance, malpractice and misanthropic.

    Guy has to pay something or retire to that island where they did germ warfare experiments.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (Z+IKu)

    351 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)



    The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)

    352 To deviate from the party line: yes, Hannity's opening was long-winded and bloviating, but it was fucking fantastic. People either will be held accountable or the United States is done. It's probably the latter, but Hannity didn't go there.

    Give Hannity this, too: he gave Carter and Solomon a bigger voice. Those two are heroes but without Hannity what they found wouldn't be as widely known.

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (D+jPb)

    353 Oh! Now it's "well sure no indictments, but it's maybe a roadmap to other crimes"

    It's 3am on Election day 2016 and they still refuse to call Florida for Trump all over

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (TN1P5)

    354 331
    Brennan belongs in prison.

    Posted by: WannabeAnglican

    On Pluto.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (WNAuL)

    355 344 this is one shitty thread. damn, i'm wore out.
    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

    --it's because Russia! Russia! Russia! is old hat. I'm so damn sick of it.

    I'd rather flame war about musical tastes or movies than pick the bones of RUSSIA!!!!

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM (XAYDB)

    356 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)

    Kind of like Pedialyte, then?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM (brgv3)

    357 Free radicals and shit.
    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (XAYDB)


    What is your understanding of the term "free radical?"

    Be specific.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:29 PM (FNsjY)

    358 I dunno about the rest of you all, but I walked 16k steps today, so suck on that, haters!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:29 PM (I/iGu)

    359

    BTW former congressman Joe Walsh who has gone completely Never Trump tonight on his radio show was still licking Lurch's ass tonight and we still don't know if there is anything about Russian collusion in the report. I don't know how that clown has any ratings left.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (kXYFI)

    360
    g'early evenin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (SZlJt)

    361

    CNN political analyst Gloria Borger admitted that the president is "vindicated" by the conclusion of the probe, but did so in a roundabout way, focusing on the political implications for the president's past critiques of the Mueller team.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

    362 Dersh wants FISA court contempt citations?

    Good for him.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (I/iGu)

    363 Hello Alton!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

    364 Now to On Demand

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (XAYDB)

    365 Hey there, AltonJackson. I don't suppose you have a pair of 8x90mm bolts?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (t+qrx)

    366
    hey, jewells

    Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (SZlJt)

    367 Kind of like Pedialyte, then?
    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM

    Never had Pedialyte, but I hope it's not as concentrated as that.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (vZrbf)

    368 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)
    --------------------

    The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)
    ~~~~~

    I'm with the QuietMan. The old stuff in the gallon bottle was pure torture. Having no color and no smell, it was very deceiving. You had no way of knowing it would taste like chum. Seriously disgusting.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (NtglE)

    369 Liberty U is beating Miss St. 69-67 with a little over 2 minutes left.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (WNAuL)

    370 342 --"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

    (Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)
    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)/i]

    Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly."

    Suddenly I want to see this verse put side-by-side with Dave Barry's MoviPrep description.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (V2Yro)

    371 Whoa!!

    Great New Spin on CNN: Well really, isn't Trump to blame for Mueller finding nothing? If he wouldn't have been such a bad guy, we never would have declared he was a Russian agent with no evidence at all. So it's really his fault there was this two year investigation."

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:34 PM (TN1P5)

    372 Hannity actually letting people talk tonight. How refreshing.

    Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 09:34 PM (7ZQe3)

    373 I had a college friend who went into gastroenterology.

    He said: After all that brown, comes a lot of green.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (1UZdv)

    374 Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)


    This. Especially the part about enjoying your time. We are given a finite amount of time on this world, and thus a finite number of meals. Every meal you give up to fasting? You're not going to get back. And being thin will never feel as good as those missing meals would have tasted, especially if you know how to cook.

    Give up on (or greatly reduce consumption of, anyway) Cheetos, white bread, pasta? Sure. But not on eating.

    Posted by: HTL at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (3oh1r)

    375 Go after Sam Power!

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (1g7ch)

    376 So it's really his fault there was this two year investigation."

    Oh FFS. These people need psychiatric help.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

    377 The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)


    "This has been real, doc, but next time how about if I order the drinks?"

    Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:36 PM (FNsjY)

    378 The blog is showing its age .

    Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

    379 367 Kind of like Pedialyte, then?
    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM

    Never had Pedialyte, but I hope it's not as concentrated as that.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (vZrbf)

    I drank it during a particularly bad bout (three day) of food poisoning a couple years ago.

    My first thought: I wonder how this would go with Vodka?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (brgv3)

    380 The way the Fox talking heads are going on, you'd think they were told on the down low that Trump World has a planned counter attack coming.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (1UZdv)

    381 347 That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.
    Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM

    I'm remembering a cartoon from somewhere, maybe one of the Far Sides that weren't done for the papers - it's an old man sitting in his rocker in his living room, and on his wall is only one framed picture, of a giant turd with glowing rays emanating from it.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (V2Yro)

    382 My first thought: I wonder how this would go with Vodka?

    LOL.. great minds think alike.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:38 PM (dUJdY)

    383 The last time for me, I had some pills to take at prescribed intervals, along with some stuff to mix with Gatorade and drink. It didn't taste bad as long as you like Gatorade.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

    384 Sidebar is full of NeverTrump droppings.

    I think it needs to be broken up by Busty Lesbians at least every three posts.

    Can I get a second?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (brgv3)

    385 Could we just give them all a title...of ignobility?

    e.g.: "Lying sack of shit, Brian Stelter".

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (nPGq2)

    386 Well, I only poop skittles and rainbows

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (dm05u)

    387 I am waiting for the do-it-yourself home colonoscopy kit.

    Garden hose and GoPro included.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (Z+IKu)

    388 The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

    Tall buildings, though, that's different.

    Posted by: mohammed bin mohammed at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (nPGq2)

    389 Huh. John Solomon and Sara Carter and even Hannity are predicting indictments of the coup plotters.

    Shocking.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

    390 Gosh, it's so pretty outside. Have the window next to me wide open! Hello Spring!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (dUJdY)

    391 Hello.

    What time is the ONT?

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (8wKjk)

    392 387 I am waiting for the do-it-yourself home colonoscopy kit.

    Garden hose and GoPro included.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (Z+IKu)


    A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

    393 I'm beginning to think I may need to reexamine some life choices. It is a Friday night and I'm following separate conversations about the Mueller report and colonoscopy prep, with random bits of basketball and the demise of the SPLC thrown in. Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.

    Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

    394 there are actually 2 alternatives - one is a pill camera you swallow and wear a receiver belt for 24 hours
    the other is a dna stool test kit cologuard

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (dm05u)

    395 They keep going on about how Trump had a duty to report that these people who may be Russians had contacted his campaign saying they had dirt on Hillary

    And some weird shit about Kutchner on a plane and who he met with--a "proven" lie as there's an email.
    You mean the shit sourced to actual liar Cohen?

    Now we have Van Jones "oh well 'someone' said there might not be any more indictments"
    And "we still don't know why Trump acts so weird when it comes to Russia."

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (TN1P5)

    396 Hello.

    What time is the ONT?
    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (8wKjk)

    -----------------------

    Same as every night that you ask.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (ffYR/)

    397 Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
    Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

    This is the internet.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (brgv3)

    398 if TJM shows up tell him to watch the movie, I bet he'd like it

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (dm05u)

    399 Liberty is about to win it's ncaa game. This will not please the left either. Bad day for them.

    Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (n13/j)

    400 Schiff on Rachel doubling down on "we have to know if Trump is compromised by a foreign power"

    At least Joe McCarthy was right.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:46 PM (1UZdv)

    401 Laura Jarrett (daughter of Valerie Jarrett) delivered the bad news to her colleagues on CNN.

    -from Treehouse

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:47 PM (1g7ch)

    402 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

    Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?
    Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (KZ0k3)

    I wanted to collude, but Anna Chapman refuses to take my calls.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (nPGq2)

    403 To deviate from the party line: yes, Hannity's opening was long-winded and bloviating, but it was fucking fantastic.

    -----

    Nah... I rip on Hannity because he's a loudmouthed potato-addict.

    I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LY1IB)

    404 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

    405 A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

    Too easy....no pain, no gain is what I say.

    Plus I don't want Donald Pleasence flying around in my colon.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu)

    406 Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
    Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

    I've been there and seen things. No words and fewer memories.

    Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (tRLIC)

    407 401
    Laura Jarrett (daughter of Valerie Jarrett) delivered the bad news to her colleagues on CNN.



    -from Treehouse

    Posted by: Burnt Toast


    Kind of OT. Laura Jarrett is kind of hot.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

    408
    I wanted to collude, but Anna Chapman refuses to take my calls.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (nPGq2)

    I want to face the collusion!

    I want to collude my brains out!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (brgv3)

    409 Trump: the girl that wore a short skirt to the party.

    Mueller: the drunk guy.

    The MFM: the jury that blames the girl

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (XROPS)

    410 Now they're narrowing the "no indictments" to "no indictments of Trump. But the sitting President can't be indicted. And that's what we have always said and not just starting 6pm Eastern today."

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (TN1P5)

    411 123tvnow dot com

    It has all the streaming cable channels for free.

    Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (tRLIC)

    412 404 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!
    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

    There goes the elimination of 99% of the people in Buffet's million dollar bracket challenge .

    Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (2DOZq)

    413 A reminder:

    https://tinyurl.com/y74goe6q

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (brgv3)

    414 Nah... I rip on Hannity because he's a loudmouthed potato-addict.

    I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LY1IB)



    Yeah, unlike the phony conservatives who have shown their true colors. And I go back to that assclown Joe Walsh who rips on Hannity and Limbaugh every day because they are lying to us and only telling us what we want to hear.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (HPwbg)

    415 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!

    Those 12-5 upsets seem to happen a lot.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (g0Lfb)

    416 I disagree with tuckster. media figures who acted like trump committed treason with russia should be fired NOW! I demanded media traitors who supported iraq war wmd and invasion should be fired instead of phil donahue. I did not vote for those politicians who voted for iraq war especially democrats who voted for it so republicans couldn't use their iraq war vote against them like kerry, clinton, biden, pelosi, schumer et.al. All this scum should be treated like the vermin they are!

    Posted by: raimondo at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (qKDxf)

    417 I just observed video of Rachel Maddow crying over the Mueller Report.
    Artists rendition : https://is.gd/PeKTtj

    Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 09:52 PM (P1AAi)

    418 ace, the problem will be at the NY state level.

    If neither Mueller nor SDNY Federal prosecutors indict, they don't have to pass a bill before bringing Trump and his family into a NY kangaroo court.

    "Presidential pardons only apply to federal crimes, but current New York law keeps district attorneys from bringing similar state charges if a president pardons someone for a particular crime.

    The bill, written by Attorney General Letitia James' office, would change that."

    http://tinyurl.com/y43px8ub

    Posted by: SDN at March 22, 2019 09:52 PM (4IlOG)

    419 The cobs usually let the ONT percolate a bit on big news days like this.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (brgv3)

    420 @403: "I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day."

    Good description. In other words, he's the guy at the pub who's always ready to argue anything, anytime, and longer than anyone else will. It's a bit much, sometimes, or honestly, most of the time.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

    421 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!


    ----
    Those 12-5 upsets seem to happen a lot.



    Our team has played soft all year. Our women's team, though...they have a decent shot at the natty.

    Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (OMsf+)

    422 Huh. John Solomon and Sara Carter and even Hannity are predicting indictments of the coup plotters.
    Shocking.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)
    ~~~~~

    And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)

    423 393 I'm beginning to think I may need to reexamine some life choices. It is a Friday night and I'm following separate conversations about the Mueller report and colonoscopy prep, with random bits of basketball and the demise of the SPLC thrown in. Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
    Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

    You know, you reach a certain point in life where, Friday night, that's as good as it gets.

    Well, off to watch some rifftrax.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (V2Yro)

    424 Maybe there SHOULD be indictments. This could be the biggest case of election interference BY THE DEMOCRATS since Kennedy/Nixon 1960...

    Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (fZlu3)

    425 raimondo acts like he's never been lied to by his people before. Drink a quart of salt water, dude, and go outside for a walk.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (QrTqV)

    426 Yes CNN I am sure the people from the Midwest are better than the Shithole called New Orleans

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (dKiJG)

    427 Nood. Pre-game ONT.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

    428 Nood Pre ONT

    Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (8wKjk)

    429 And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds. "

    Heh - that's the SDNY Liberal Salvation theory now. For the True Believers who can't get over Mueller messiah who failed.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (V2Yro)

    430

    I just wondering how far out left and loony the Dems have to go for people to wake up and see them for what they are. The fanatics will always stick with them but the squishy middle of the roads types. How much crap is shoved in their faces before even though Orange Man is icky he's been than anything the Dems are offering

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (saqYT)

    431 And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)

    -------------------------

    Trump had the IRS camped out in a conference room at Trump towers for 10 straight years. If there was any there there, they would have found it. Good luck with this fantasy, Leftards.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (ffYR/)

    432 405 A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

    Too easy....no pain, no gain is what I say.

    Plus I don't want Donald Pleasence flying around in my colon.
    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu)


    Since it's a drone, he won't be.

    And neither will Raquel Welch. And to be honest, she doesn't deserve to be flying around in my colon.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

    433 431
    I've suspecting for quite some time now that President Trump is one of the few honest businessmen in the USA, and the only honest president since George Washington !

    Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (f3oO4)

    434 If he's begging for his life, I think I'd like to hear that. This bastard has done damage to this country that I hope comes out someday. He's wretched.
    Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (WNAuL)

    All I want to hear from him: "Allahu ack...gork. creak, creak,

    creak."

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (nPGq2)

    435 They evidently use Olestra as a base for deck stains. Odd.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

    If you eat enough of it, your deck will get stained, alright.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (nPGq2)

    436 Breaking MSNBC Mueller went to a Restaurant

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (dKiJG)

    437 Breaking news: Text from the Mueller Report!
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

    Posted by: stumck at March 23, 2019 01:10 AM (IpZ/y)

    Tucker Carlson Worries About Brian "Tater" Stelter's Hunger Pangs; Sends Him a Dozen Jelly Donuts

    What a mensch!

    Sweet guy. He's made of nothin' but love.

    Fox News host Tucker Carlson sent CNN Chief Media Correspondent Brian Stelter a dozen jelly donuts. Stelter received them Wednesday in New York, but so far has not reached out to Carlson in response. Sources tell The Mirror that Stelter was thrilled to get the delicate pastries but agitated and confused by the gesture. He told a number of people he had no idea what the point was.

    Was it a peace offering? Maybe. Its hard to get inside anyone's brain or stomach. But what is certain is that there are more jelly donuts on Stelter's horizon. From what I'm told, as many as he needs.

    So jelly donuts every day?

    The message might be about Brian Stelter's jelly-like core -- he's a bought-and-paid-for Company Man who doesn't dare say anything critical about his leftwing media allies or the Democrat Party's cherished narratives.

    Also, a less-obvious message might be that Brian Stelter is super-fat and needs to change the pictures he uses for social media to pictures taken within 10 of his current BMI measurement.

    I mean, seriously: It's one thing for an aging Hollywood starlet to use publicity pictures of herself as a younger woman, but Stelter is supposed a journalist, and he insists on using pictures of himself from 10 years and 70 pounds ago.

    The donuts came from Dunkin' Donuts. The box was signed with a Sharpie: "Brian! Enjoy. All best, Tucker Carlson."

    Tater's got a big, wide Smilex-gas Joker mouth. That boy looks like he could suck the chrome off a robot-dick.


    Old Post: Actually, all of the best donuts are not donuts.

    PS: New CNN spin-line: the report might contained uncharged (?) obstruction of justice charges. See they're charges, but uncharged. We should still hold out hope.

    Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:14 PM




    Comments

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    1 Repulsive!

    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (zmIJL)

    2 Tater, not Tucker, that is.

    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (zmIJL)

    3 Tater Tartare. Is that a thing on the Progressive Menu?

    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (zmIJL)

    4 Omg. People on the train think I'm nuts snorting to myself.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (1biAv)

    5 Love Tucker

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (O2RFr)

    6 Trump tweeted he is reducing sanctions because he "likes" Kim
    Myself ? I don't like him he is a super cruel dictator
    I wish he was dead

    Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

    7 I prefer chocolate donuts with sprinkles on 'em.

    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (zmIJL)

    8 Send another dozen jelly donuts to whatshername on the Supreme Court, the diabetic.

    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (zmIJL)

    9 Apple fritters rule

    Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (1biAv)

    10 A DOZEN JELLY DOUGHNUTS?!? YOU ARE A FESTERING PILE OF AMPHIBIOUS SHIT, PRIVATE TATER!!

    Posted by: GySgt Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (DTX3h)

    11 Poor Tater.

    Ace,
    Every time I pick up a bag of tater tots I think of Tater and chuckle.

    Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (jm1YL)

    12
    "A Jelly DONUT?!?!?!"


    - - Gunny Hartmann


    NB: Private Pyle's gut resembles Stetler

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

    13 8 Send another dozen jelly donuts to whatshername on the Supreme Court, the diabetic.
    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (zmIJL)


    "Candygram for Sonia Sodomizer!"

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

    14 We need to send jelly donuts of love to Justice Sotomayor

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (dm05u)

    15 Jeebus, what shade of lipstick is he wearing?

    Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

    16 Where does the Tater nickname come from? Is it because he looks like Mr Potato Head, or from his job as a commenTater?

    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (I5TxG)

    17 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.

    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)

    18 what shade is Tater's lipstick?

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (dm05u)

    19 Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)


    Fucking neo-con warmonger. No blood for tree bark.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zBaqJ)

    20 >>>16 Where does the Tater nickname come from? Is it because he looks like Mr Potato Head, or from his job as a commenTater?


    i think kurt schlichter might have started it. I think it might mean "He's a fat retard who really loves tater tots, they make the fat retarded boy so happy that we call him 'Tater'"

    but I dunno. It just WORKS.

    You can't really analyze why a sunrise is pleasing.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

    21 You sure do got a purty mouth, Tater.

    Posted by: Guy from Deliverance at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (zmIJL)

    22 ''Jeebus, what shade of lipstick is he wearing?''

    He needs to change to a shade of coral, this summer's hottest color. LOL

    Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (jm1YL)

    23 He's like a less charismatic George Costanza

    Posted by: 29Victor at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (BJKQV)

    24 Holding back sanctions makes sense. Trump wants to hold the olive branch out to Kim, and if he wants to hit back, say because of missile testing, he won't hit North Korea. He will hit China, until they either get wise or put Kim under too much pressure.

    Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (JH+YW)

    25 Tucker is approaching Trumpian-levels of Troll Mastery. I LOVE it! This thread made my day, thank you, Ace!

    Posted by: acethepug at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (kybA+)

    26 >>>9 Apple fritters rule
    Posted by: nurse ratched a


    CORRECT

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

    27 what shade is Tater's lipstick?
    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM

    Red Bliss.

    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (zmIJL)

    28 i think kurt schlichter might have started it. I think it might mean
    "He's a fat retard who really loves tater tots, they make the fat
    retarded boy so happy that we call him 'Tater'"



    but I dunno. It just WORKS.


    Spud also works.

    Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

    29 pep, it's not lipstick, it's ketchup or maybe ravioli sauce

    Posted by: acethepug at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (kybA+)

    30 I find a head shaped like a suppository strangely attractive.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (Mouru)

    31 If mickey mouse had an image on his watch, it would be 'tater'.

    Posted by: Pluto at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (i3slQ)

    32 What's up with the teeth in that pic?

    I am confused and frightened.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (NLLmE)

    33 >>>29 pep, it's not lipstick, it's ketchup or maybe ravioli sauce

    it's c*m from a pink unicorn

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

    34 I get that people on television wear makeup but that's ridiculous

    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (I5TxG)

    35
    Any kind of gooey danish works for me. And Morrie's going down the Queens Blvd to get some for Belle...

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (zBaqJ)

    36 **sigh**
    Not fair!

    When's someone going to send me some Boston creme?

    Posted by: Shep Smith at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (yIBga)

    37 The guy looks like a big toe in a suit.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (Mouru)

    38 damn, you're right, he really IS wearing lipstick!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (V2Yro)

    39 those lips. what in the ever loving fuck?

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (KP5rU)

    40 Apple fritters rule

    Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (1biAv)


    Especially the ones from The Original Bakery in West Seattle (Endolyne neighborhood, just around the corner from the Fauntleroy ferry dock).

    Posted by: HTL at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (3oh1r)

    41 >>>Any kind of gooey danish works for me.

    ALSO CORRECT

    I DID A POST ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WHICH REMAINS AUTHORITATIVE

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/370082.php

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)

    42 These barbs are hurtful. If you prick me, do I not bleed Boston Cream?

    Posted by: Tater at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (t6MX/)

    43 Ho Lee Fuk

    Now the CNN line is, "but if it's politically damning to Trump, why shouldn't we see it? (Even if it's classified, privledged)"

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (TN1P5)

    44 Filled with a sweet and salty cream cheese jelly.

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (1g7ch)

    45 Mark Dice's rendition of Tater sounding like a barbed dildo was just shoved up his ass and twisted is always a classic.

    Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (+dsLj)

    46 Shorter Ace. Tater's longest fast was five minutes, not five days.

    Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Jj+59)

    47 BREAKING: Krispy Kreme stock up 10% on news of the Mueller Nothingburger.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (t6MX/)

    48 No, is all part of plot!

    He is already fat, so Jelly donuts will make him fatter, giving him heart attack!

    tried sending him Strudel before, but Moose ate it.

    Posted by: Boris Badanov, Russian Agent at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (NgKpN)

    49 Butterball Powerbottom works for him as well.

    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (I5TxG)

    50 A local Clerk of Court here uses a headshot from 40 years ago on their web page and her campaign materials. She's gotta be over 80. Nobody knows what their Clerk of Court looks like.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (rnXGe)

    51 I laughed, I sharted, and laughed again.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (tRLIC)

    52

    That face. Remember the Paul Winchell character Mr. Goody Good?

    Submitted for your approval.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (zBaqJ)

    53 I don't have any jelly donuts. But by sheer random happenstance I am in possession of a jumbo-size box of matcha Pockeys, which I'm munching on right now! They don't even sell matcha Pockeys in the US -- all the packaging is in Japanese. But there's no question what they are.

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (5tb4C)

    54 All that lipstick is gonna leave a mess on his pillowcase.

    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (I5TxG)

    55 Super conservative Gabriel Malor is taking the cuck side as usual, he more cuckish than allahpundit.

    Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (4e+hS)

    56 Trump tweeted he is reducing sanctions because he "likes" Kim
    Myself ? I don't like him he is a super cruel dictator
    I wish he was dead
    Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

    Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

    57 Cinnamon Buns have been proven to be responsible for America's obesity epidemic and diabetic crisis, and also totally worth it.


    So true.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NLLmE)

    58 LOL... Admiral Mueller was given a Letter of Marque, and came back to port with an empty cargo hold.

    I foresee a large mob of angry share-holders descending on the Admiral's palace.

    Time for moar popcorn.

    Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (W+kMI)

    59 That Tater video still cracks me up, every time.

    Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (4AeKb)

    60 >>49 Butterball Powerbottom works for him as well.


    oh yeah, that's good too. I think that's mine.

    He's got a lot of nicknames, including Fat Joker.

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

    61 Stolen from a tweet... Mueller reports he wasn't finished but he's got a really sweet bracket going and wants to focus on the tourney.

    Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Dh1wo)

    62 Towergate guy calls Brennan Mr. Potato Head. Stelter might be related.

    Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Jj+59)

    63 i love tucker's style. nice burn.

    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (4hfnr)

    64 I'm finding this thread just the right kind of silly for Friday night.

    Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (jm1YL)

    65 Pause for a moment to appreciate that more people have seen Mueller's report in 2019 than have seen RBG in 2019.

    Posted by: 16 year old urban voters at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (xyung)

    66 Trump saying he likes someone like Kim is often just his way of saying "I will kill you last."

    Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (+dsLj)

    67 57
    Cinnamon Buns have been proven to be responsible for America's obesity epidemic and diabetic crisis, and also totally worth it.





    So true.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NLLmE)

    Ever since Hardware Wars, I am not able to look at a cinnamon bun without thinking about slave girl Leia and getting a semi.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (t6MX/)

    68 If TuCa really liked him he'd have sent apple fritters.

    Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (4AeKb)

    69


    Uncharge!!

    Posted by: Capt. Wilton Parmenter at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (aKsyK)

    70 He doesn't see food. He sees the soft walls closing in on his neglected micropenis.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (tRLIC)

    71 He should have used Beto's special avocado recipe. Stetler would like that, he's famously coprophagous.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (VaN/j)

    72 Polliwog

    Hmmm. Average Joe?

    Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (NUb9I)

    73 Brian Stelter is Mirror Universe George Costanza.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (I/iGu)

    74 That boy looks like he could suck the chrome off a robot-dick.
    Lick my frozen, metal ass!

    Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Dh1wo)

    75 i've never watched cnn. this is a caricature right? a hologram? can't be real. no human, other than shep smith is that fucked up.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

    76 Tater, food is not a substitute for love.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (t6MX/)

    77 Bite, not lick, but close enough.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (I/iGu)

    78 Tucker sent me a whole tray of lifelike figurines! How on earth did he get my dimensions so precise?

    Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (6eEQ+)

    79 41 Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)


    That was a good thread as I recall.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (zBaqJ)

    80 And now it's "how can Mueller have completed his investigation if he didn't subpoena Trump to testify?!!"

    Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (TN1P5)

    81 maple bars ftw, buttermilk bar second.

    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (4hfnr)

    82 Ace i believe I wet myself. Lmao.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (w1dEm)

    83 > "Tater's got a big, wide Smilex-gas Joker mouth."

    "I have given a name to my pain, and it is Tater."

    Posted by: The Joker at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (hLcxo)

    84 Damn, the commies on Matthews "show" are talking so fast and throwing out BS that it's hard to keep up. What a bunch of maroons.

    Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (ZTJjv)

    85 Ever since Hardware Wars, I am not able to look at a cinnamon bun without thinking about slave girl Leia and getting a semi.
    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


    Hardware Wars vs. Porklips Now.

    Discuss.

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

    86 I bet he's going for some kind of auto-erotic asphyxiation with that tight shirt collar.


    Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (yIBga)

    87 High talker. Classic Steinfield!

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (UOVq+)

    88 Well time for me to check out some rescue dogs.

    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (I5TxG)

    89 Doughnuts?
    I guess they're out of Girl Scout cookies.

    Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (0tfLf)

    90 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

    And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (vZrbf)

    91 Now the commies don't want the WH to see the report prior to it's release. Moving goalposts indeed.

    Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (ZTJjv)

    92 https://is.gd/3YYO6R

    Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (4e+hS)

    93 Porklips Now.



    Discuss.

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

    Never saw it. Off to the intarwebs.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (t6MX/)

    94
    I remember Freihoffer's sheet cake when I was going to sleep away camp. I begged my counselors to bring some back to the bunk.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

    95 I have to assume that TuCa is trolling, but it's subtle as hell. Stelter has a lot of skin to get under, and I with Tucker well in his quest.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (I2dne)

    96 All that lipstick is gonna leave a mess on his pillowcase.
    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (I5TxG)

    https://hooktube.com/watch?v=YMlALAaEwfA

    Tune for Tater.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (nPGq2)

    97 Senator Pirate on Fox pretty much saying flat-out the report absolves PDT of any "collusion."

    I guess he's seen it?

    Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (4AeKb)

    98 The Dems are all now, "we'll subpoena Muller and he will tell us the crimes for realz"

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (TN1P5)

    99 Shorter Ace. Tater's longest fast was five minutes, not five days.
    Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Jj+59)

    "Fast" is how Tater describes his journey from Shoney's breakfast buffet to Country Buffet's lunch spread.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (UOVq+)

    100 Please God, let Brian Stelter come over to Ace's and see this thread.

    Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (tkNkP)

    101 81 maple bars ftw, buttermilk bar second.
    Posted by: trapper's girl


    Chocolate old-fashioned or nothing. As far as I am concerned.

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (5tb4C)

    102
    It looks like he has jaundice on his cheeks.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

    103 Will people be sending Robert Mueller donuts now that his investigation is over? He's a cop, right? And cops eat donuts, don't they?

    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (I5TxG)

    104

    Jeez, he's using Maxine Waters' lipstick!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

    105 Stelter's manboobs: tatertits

    Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (4AeKb)

    106
    Wasn't there a movie where a Princess Leia-type spoof character took off those round things on the side of her hairdo and they were buns??

    Spaceballs?

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (kgAmS)

    107 Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?
    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

    It does. More of a Moby post than a troll.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (nPGq2)

    108 Now Matthews wants President Trump impeached. For what? Guess he doesn't like President Trump.

    Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (ZTJjv)

    109 Hardball
    @hardball
    "My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (BqBId)

    110 95
    I have to assume that TuCa is trolling, but it's subtle as hell. Stelter
    has a lot of skin to get under, and I with Tucker well in his quest.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (I2dne)

    TuCa should proceed with caution. We may never see him nor hear from him again.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (t6MX/)

    111 The view form Bill Kristol's dingy : https://is.gd/3YYO6R

    Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (4e+hS)

    112 Things move fast around here on a Friday night.

    on the old thread (e.g. 2 minutes ago...)
    Reminds me of the last scene of Smokey and the Bandit. As the wheel falls off his beat up squad car, Sherrif Justice is still trying to chase Bandit screaming, "I'm not giving up! I'm not giving up!"
    Posted by: Duke Lowell at

    Made me laugh!

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (XROPS)

    113 93 Porklips Now.



    Discuss.

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

    Never saw it. Off to the intarwebs.
    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


    Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??

    Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

    114 CNN: The mueller report might contain un-jellied donuts.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (r+sAi)

    115 Phish show Goo Balls are always fun.

    Trouble is you never know what's in them.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)

    116 >>@KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

    They don't call him Fusion Ken for nothing.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (/tuJf)

    117 I should send doughnuts to Sotomayor.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

    118 and cheesecakes.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

    119
    Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

    STFU

    Is this your idea of a distracting squirrel while we gloat about your Russia Delusion hoax?

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (kgAmS)

    120 115 Phish show Goo Balls are always fun.

    Trouble is you never know what's in them.
    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)


    "I know, right?!"

    - - Mrs. Beto 'E.L. Fudge' O'Rourke

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

    121 Case of Red Bull for RBG.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (I/iGu)

    122 Bite, not lick, but close enough.
    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

    [cough; cough]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvKw_V3e36g

    Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (Dh1wo)

    123 Is that fucker wearing LIPSTICK?

    Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

    124 Voila:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSSdCjLdCXM

    Porklips Now - (parody of "Apocalypse Now") - (1980)

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (5tb4C)

    125 114 CNN: The mueller report might contain un-jellied donuts.
    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (r+sAi)


    Mueller Cruller...

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

    126 Tater went on for 7 minutes? That's nuts.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (jUVms)

    127 Is that fucker wearing LIPSTICK?
    Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)
    ++++++++
    Probably - he's on TV.

    But there's also subtle yellow rouge. I think the still image was touched up in the "Stelter is a clown, and so wears clown makeup" motif.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (I2dne)

    128 And it's now, well there's no more indictments because they may have felt they didn't have proof beyond a reasonable doubt. But there still could be crimes.

    There's the new spin--find any sliver in the report and hype it up as proof of a crime

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (TN1P5)

    129

    Pffffft.

    EVERYBODY knows the best jelley donuts are, in fact, apple fritters.

    Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (vIjh1)

    130 I like the donut angle on old chubby but IMO he should have sent him tater-related, bags of chips, 6 months of loaded backed taters from one of those home food services, or some such thing.

    Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (A803X)

    131 Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?
    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

    Yes, it does. Sounds like a sock.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (AllCR)

    132 Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??



    Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

    Please. Mercy. I will make amends.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (t6MX/)

    133 9m
    SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BqBId)

    134 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

    you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.

    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)

    135
    What's an "influencer?"

    Is this a new term like incel?
    Never heard influencer before in this context -- what does it mean, exactly?

    My first instinct tells me it's a nice way to call someone a Troll.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (kgAmS)

    136 LOL I wonder how Rosie is taking this news.

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (dKiJG)

    137 DJ Jazzy Mel: "Now Matthews wants President Trump impeached. For what? Guess he doesn't like President Trump."

    IM PEACH FOADY FI!

    Posted by: Chris Matthews' Spittle at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (6eEQ+)

    138
    Untitled - a limerick

    Tucker Carlson, a real go-getter
    Sent Tater a dozen apple fritters
    Alas, to no avail
    The result was a fail
    Hell still get shadow-banned on Twitter

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (m45I2)

    139 If Tuck sent me a dozen donuts I'd appreciate them

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BbGew)

    140 "you bastard!" Stelter wept, as he sucked the filling from the last donut. Powdered sugar coated his face and hands, with drippings of jelly all down his jacket. Reflected in the darkened screen of his laptop, he looked like a clown vampire, gore down his front and pasty white.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (39g3+)

    141 Speaking of lipstick, earlier today I was talking to my wife about Hickenlooper's date with his mother. She said that when she was in college she knew some girls who had gone to see Deep Throat. All they could talk about was wondering what lipstick she used.

    BTW, he claimed he didn't know what kind of a movie it was, and was only in his first year of college. Well, the 2nd is false, it would have been his third. But I looked it up, I am one year younger than he. I KNOW that no college guy in those days didn't know that. We may not have gone to see it (I never have), but you couldn't avoid the topic.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (VaN/j)

    142 SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol
    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT



    He definitely died doing what he loved.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (NLLmE)

    143 @122: "[cough; cough]"

    The bell rang!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (I/iGu)

    144 106


    Wasn't there a movie where a Princess Leia-type spoof character took
    off those round things on the side of her hairdo and they were buns??



    Spaceballs?

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (kgAmS)

    I think it was Hardware Wars with the cinnamon buns.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (t6MX/)

    145
    @hardball
    "My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT





    That's his only conclusion??

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

    146 134 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

    you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.
    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)


    One of the few things I miss from my time in L.A. That said, there is a See's that just opened here in Greenwich Village.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

    147 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)

    148
    NBC Fake News guy's only conclusion is a completely fabricated conjecture based on zero evidence?

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (kgAmS)

    149 Anyone see RBG lately?

    Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (q177U)

    150 I KNOW that no college guy in those days didn't know that. We may not have gone to see it (I never have), but you couldn't avoid the topic.

    Yeah he may not have known exactly what an X rating was, but he would have damn well known its not a movie you go see with mom.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (39g3+)

    151 Weight related. I watched the movie Cast Away last night again. . It was the first time I noticed Tom Hanks transition to0ward the end of his island experience he must have dropped 40 lbs. It was for real... It reminded me of shit head De Niro when he gained weight to play Jake La Motta in Raging Bull.. I give Hanks more credit for losing the pounds...

    Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (k3N8X)

    152 The doughnuts are a Sicilian message: Have another donut you fat pig.

    Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

    153 @129: "EVERYBODY knows the best jelley donuts are, in fact, apple fritters."

    Warm apple fritters for breakfast are kinda awesome.

    It was either that or ramen with leftover sliced roast meat when I was a kid.

    Strange, I know, but I didn't like cereal.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (I/iGu)

    154 135
    What's an "influencer?"

    Is this a new term like incel?
    Never heard influencer before in this context -- what does it mean, exactly?

    My first instinct tells me it's a nice way to call someone a Troll.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (kgAmS)


    Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)

    155 That's his only conclusion??
    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)
    ++++++
    Ah, this can happen. A simple change of emphasis can clarify it:
    That's his only conclusion.

    My conclusion is that he's an idiot.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (I2dne)

    156 I always thought it funny that the Left claimed calling mueller a hack as obstruction of justice. Nobody has ever said bad things about prosecutors or investigators before!

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (r+sAi)

    157 To a man, the CNN team is pivoting to, "yes but there are other investigation into Trump."

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (TN1P5)

    158 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.

    Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

    159 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)

    --------------------

    Stelter looks like somebody stuffed 5 pounds of sugar cookie dough into a ribbed condom.

    Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (vIjh1)

    160 Apple fritters FTW!
    Cider donuts, runner up.
    - - - -
    Somewhat related, and funny given the Left's/MSM's current obsession with protecting us from conspiracy theories (see: anti-vax censoring):


    @Cernovich

    Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

    John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.


    BOOM!

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

    161 147 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)


    He really does resemble Mr. Goody-Good. Damned if I can find any pictures of him.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (zBaqJ)

    162 The doughnuts are a Sicilian message: Have another donut you fat pig.
    Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

    Seltzer sleeps with the swine?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (oOwhS)

    163 a dozen jelly donuts will only last Brian a week if he fucks two a day.

    Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

    164 All they could talk about was wondering what lipstick she used.

    Come on. Non-smearing lipstick is hard to find!

    Posted by: brian stetler at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (Dh1wo)

    165 Lisa Boothe @LisaMarieBoothe
    3m
    Democrats will never accept the results of the Mueller investigation just like they never accepted the results of the 2016 presidential election.

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (BqBId)

    166 SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol
    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BqBId)

    "It was a one-in-a-million shot, Doc."

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (nPGq2)

    167 @hardball
    "My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT




    That's his only conclusion??
    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

    And, that after 2 years and millions in legal fees, Mueller decided to throw in the towel over a run-of-the-mill subpoena battle?

    HAHAHAHA!

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (XROPS)

    168 132 Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??



    Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

    Please. Mercy. I will make amends.
    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


    Along with Hardware Wars, it's considered the ultimate hyper-low-budget pre-internet do-it-yourself "alt" satrical comedy "film." I's beyond bad, but everyone in that era was SO stoked that a fellow bunch of nerdy losers could actually make a movie and get it into theaters! When it showed at midnight (often as the warm-up film for Rocky Horror) it received raucous ovations.

    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (5tb4C)

    169
    Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

    Ah, the model for a succesful Youtuber.
    I didn't know they were called influencers, now.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (kgAmS)

    170 As we all know, the investigation is the point.

    But the big 'Here's why you can't vote for Trump' 2020 message is reduced back down to 'Access Hollywood tape' levels.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (pUDQf)

    171 Now a guy is in the background with "Fake news is CNN" sign

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (TN1P5)

    172 TuCa should've sent jelly donuts to Beto O'Rourke too. They are Kennedyesque.

    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)

    173 @154: "... gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers."

    And, who, technically speaking, are supposed to flag each and every post including freebies as paid ads, and report such income to the feds, but rarely do.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (I/iGu)

    174 the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

    Which, there were, and they have been proven. But you know what? Screw it. People want to cling to this idiotic left wing myth with both hands now. Go ahead, side with the treacherous enemies of the United States. Whatever makes you feel good.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)

    175 If Mueller would have released his exoneration earlier in the week the stock market would have gone up by 500 points and we all could have made some money.

    that bitch

    Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (AJ/mV)

    176 Can we at least get a little sympathy for his poor wife Jamie? Apparently she is a traffic reporter for a NY TV station and would like to retire ----but those grocery bills!!!! Did she have any idea what she was getting into when she married him? Poor thing

    Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (tkNkP)

    177 169
    Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

    Ah, the model for a succesful Youtuber.
    I didn't know they were called influencers, now.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (kgAmS)



    Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (zBaqJ)

    178 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

    you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.
    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)


    One of the few things I miss from my time in L.A. That said, there is a See's that just opened here in Greenwich Village.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

    If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.

    Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (z9Eyh)

    179 Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (VaN/j)

    It's bad enough if he did see it *with his mom*, whether on accident or not, but why in God's good name would he ever *say* so to anyone afterwards?!? He shows remarkably poor judgement even in comparison to the rest of the pack of dem presidential hopefuls, who are all pretty much classic examples of poor judgement.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (uquGJ)

    180 Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)



    The Morning Thread needs a sponsor.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

    181


    @Cernovich

    Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

    John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.


    BOOM!
    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

    They found WMD in Iraq, hell the NY Times reported on soldiers getting sick from blowing up ammunition dumps.

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (dKiJG)

    182 And FOX is reporting that Spartacus sent an email to his supporters demanding something or such and such, and then the next link puts you on his fundraising page.


    Never waste.

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

    183 Influencer? I hardly know 'er!

    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (786Ro)

    184 enough with disparaging of john mccain, american hero. i was infirmed earlier it's not socially acceptable.

    even though he was a traitor and giant asshat. hope he was buried in a sombrero.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

    185 178
    If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.
    Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (z9Eyh)


    Aww, nuts!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (zBaqJ)

    186 >>What's an "influencer?"

    They influence trends on social media - "Look at this awesome new bottled water! Aren't these new designer shades the coolest?!"


    Not to be confused with a Thought Leader which is a name they give unaccomplished Lefties whose opinions we're supposed to respect (see: Chelsea Clinton, Thought Leader).

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (W+vEI)

    187 17 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.
    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)


    Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

    188 Dilanian has always been out to lunch.

    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (4hfnr)

    189 @Cernovich

    Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

    John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.
    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)
    +++++++++
    I am not sure I agree. If the WMD claim was a conspiracy, I would argue that this one is actually more dangerous. An entrenched bureaucracy executing a coup against the legitimate government is a very big problem, even bigger than a foreign war. It's the kind of thing that, if successful, eventually ends in civil war or people in camps.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (I2dne)

    190 Jesus H. Christ!
    What the fuck is that Pvt. Tater?!

    Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (gkstg)

    191 They found WMD in Iraq, hell the NY Times reported on soldiers getting sick from blowing up ammunition dumps.

    Nobody gives a damn about the truth any longer when it comes to Iraq. The left's constant lying drumbeat worked.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (39g3+)

    192 @174: "Which, there were, and they have been proven."

    They weren't super serious WMDs though. I've always assumed Saddam's stockpile was mostly old chemical weapons that ended up in Syria, but maybe that's just me.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

    193 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.
    Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

    And another nickname for donuts is "sinkers". So a Bismarck is a sinker, too.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (nPGq2)

    194
    Ace needs to get on YT.

    Tim Pool is killin it on YT with 11 minute videos in which he discusses the news.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (kgAmS)

    195 190
    Jesus H. Christ!

    What the fuck is that Pvt. Tater?!

    Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (gkstg)

    lol
    RIP, Gunny.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (t6MX/)

    196 A couple hours at the range, a couple hours at a Chinese buffet. I'd call that a good afternoon.

    *pats stomach*

    Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (z9Eyh)

    197 OMG the Trump campaign might have shared polling data with a Russian spy, which isn't illegal at all.

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (dKiJG)

    198 @177: "Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream."

    That girl is soooo gonna sue her parents for lost income too.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

    199 I give Hanks more credit for losing the pounds...
    Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (k3N8X)

    I sometimes worry about these actors doing this. Christian Bale, in particular, seems to really like dropping an alarming amount of weight. He was emaciated in The Machinist, then bulked up for Batman. then became emaciated again for Rescue Dawn.

    Matthew McConnaughey did the same thing for Dallas Buyers Club. Kinda skeeves me out, to be honest.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (UOVq+)

    200 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.

    I doubt he is mentally stable enough to change, plus he's been raised since birth to think he's a god raised in a family of gods.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (39g3+)

    201 And now it's, "Mueller wasn't investigating everything, just a real narrow matter, see?"

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (TN1P5)

    202 163 a dozen jelly donuts will only last Brian a week if he fucks two a day.
    Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)
    __________

    Only two a day? You underrate Brian "Donut Love Machine" Stelter.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (VaN/j)

    203 >>What's an "influencer?"
    .......

    Dunno. But I bought a Persuader a few years back.

    Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

    204
    Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??

    Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!
    Posted by: zombie


    Heck, I've never even seen Apocalypse Now!

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aKsyK)

    205 Corn and beans....."Jaime's" grocery bill woul have to be the least source of sympathy due to being married to that gelatinous balloon of stupidity.

    Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (A803X)

    206
    To a man, the CNN team is pivoting to, "yes but there are other investigation into Trump."

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (TN


    The sweet sound of hopes collapsing in the night. They know but are in denial. Mueller was their best hope for an investigation. With Congress they jabber a lot, but it never goes anywhere. SDNY can be brought to heel by Barr if Trump wants it brought to heel. The state AG's, well, they are a wild card but what exactly are they going to use to get a warrant to look at any papers? We want a warrant so we can poke around and maybe find something bad? How, exactly, does that one work?
    Nope, Mueller was their best shot and it is over. Now can come the counter attack.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (0QYMt)

    207 New spin is that there will be something in the report that will show that Trump is an unwitting Russian dupe.

    "There's so much in the report that we don't know."

    FFS, is there anything that we don't already know. It's been feeding Media for months into years.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (1UZdv)

    208
    "I guess they're out of Girl Scout cookies."

    No, the Girl Scout cookies never run out.
    Never...

    Posted by: rayj at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (pI/IV)

    209

    Do you know why Castaway is my (and probably yours) only movie with Tom Hanks I kinda liked? (I liked Big, too ).


    Because Hanks speaks very little in Castaway.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (kgAmS)

    210 Amazon deemed me an "influencer" and gave me a special account I can set up. Why? I review everything I buy on there, which isn't that much but still, enough for them I guess.

    I haven't messed with it yet but it appears that somehow if someone buys an item on my list of reviewed things I might get a small cut of the sales. Not sure how it works. Not sure I care to help Amazon sell things.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (39g3+)

    211 You know, give a choice of donuts:

    1) Really good glazed. A well done yeast donut is a thing of sublime beauty and taste. There is a place near here that makes them and they are extraordinarily buttery. Almost magical.
    2) Lemon filled with the white icing.
    3) Boston Creme.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (brgv3)

    212 174 the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

    Which, there were, and they have been proven. But you know what? Screw it. People want to cling to this idiotic left wing myth with both hands now. Go ahead, side with the treacherous enemies of the United States. Whatever makes you feel good.
    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)
    _________

    Yes. And you know whose brilliant idea it was NOT to release that information? Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

    Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (VaN/j)

    213 Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (zBaqJ)

    And she is supposedly pissed at the parents for it. Oddly, I am unable to rustle up any fucks.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (t6MX/)

    214 Heck, I've never even seen Apocalypse Now!

    the horror...


    It's like I don't even know you people.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (NLLmE)

    215 Hardware Wars vs. Porklips Now.

    Discuss.
    Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)
    ---
    Porklips Now. No contest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt93DVyjSZE

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)

    216
    I doubt he is mentally stable enough to change, plus he's been raised since birth to think he's a god raised in a family of gods.
    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


    Korea's Kaligula

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

    217 There is good money to be had for a new video of RBG

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (BbGew)

    218

    Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

    It's all about saving FACE in Asia. Little Kim needs to find a way that makes him look good and change the country.

    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (dKiJG)

    219 And you know whose brilliant idea it was NOT to release that information? Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

    "If we don't fight back we'll seem the better man and win!"
    --Karl Rove

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (39g3+)

    220
    Persuader?

    My older brother used to call his punch in the balls The Persuader.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (kgAmS)

    221 And it's " well, there may be no crimes per se but there could still be bad behavior."

    Ah, bad behavior

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (TN1P5)

    222 >>OMG the Trump campaign might have shared polling data with a Russian spy, which isn't illegal at all.

    Not only is it not illegal it wasn't the Trump campaign. It was Manafort on his own offering the polling data in an attempt to cut the debt he owed to a Russian oligarch.

    Had noting to do with Trump.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

    223 Twenty minutes into "Entertainment Tonight" and no mention of the report. Usually they are Johnny on the spot

    Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (f4xAl)

    224 Lizzy: "John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.

    BOOM!"


    That can't be! He was such a patriot!

    WRT Saddam's WMD, I think there's some plausible deniability there. Saddam violated every U.N. mandate and pretty much begged for international focus. What McCain actually knew and what he said he knew, we'll never be able to fully reconcile. WRT Steele Dossier, everyone not a vindictive hack knew it was horsesh*t from the beginning. And that will be McCain's period on his legacy. He cannot be forgiven.

    Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (6eEQ+)

    225 @hardball
    "My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT




    That's his only conclusion??
    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

    And, that after 2 years and millions in legal fees, Mueller decided to throw in the towel over a run-of-the-mill subpoena battle?

    HAHAHAHA!
    Posted by: LASue

    The fifth, hell, Mueller didn't want the FYNQ answer..

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (mNhs0)

    226 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

    227 Because Hanks speaks very little in Castaway.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert



    Bakersfield!! and Willllllsssoooooon!!!! were his finest moments.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (NLLmE)

    228 Mollie Hemingway will be on Tucker's show tonight. He'll probably let her talk for a bit, unlike Brett Baer.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (NtglE)

    229 201
    And now it's, "Mueller wasn't investigating everything, just a real narrow matter, see?"

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (TN1P5)

    I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)

    230 193 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.
    Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

    And another nickname for donuts is "sinkers". So a Bismarck is a sinker, too.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (nPGq2)
    ________

    I proved that in May, 1941

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)

    231 226
    Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



    Do they?

    Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (T6t7i)

    232 Sock off.

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)

    233 Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

    --------

    Ya know.... Taterhead looks like he could be Roves long lost son.

    Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (vIjh1)

    234 @222: "Had noting to do with Trump."

    And it's not like the Russian haven't already bankrolled their own polling firms to keep their finger on the pulse of American popular culture.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (I/iGu)

    235 Christian Bale put on 100 lbs between The Machinist and Batman Begins. Nolan told him he had to lose muscle weight (bulk) when he first saw him. Bale isn't afraid of using PEDs and drugs for a role:

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (tRLIC)

    236

    Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.
    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


    I vote for NO security.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

    237 Amazon deemed me an "influencer" and gave me a special account I can set up. Why? I review everything I buy on there, which isn't that much but still, enough for them I guess.

    I haven't messed with it yet but it appears that somehow if someone buys an item on my list of reviewed things I might get a small cut of the sales. Not sure how it works. Not sure I care to help Amazon sell things.
    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Marc


    That's an interesting and not-so-subtle way of Amazon encouraging positive reviews. A good little factoid to know.

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (XROPS)

    238 It's a way to win Oscar. Ask DeNiro.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (1UZdv)

    239 I want all those people over there to know that I KNOW how fucking incoherent and downright stupid they are. Think about this for a moment.

    1. OK, let's say just for shits and giggles that Mueller doesn't recommend indicting the President because of existing DOJ policy.

    2. There are no more indictments coming.

    3. Trump ran the entire fucking ROOOSIAN CONSPIRACY....wait for it....BY HIMSELF. No one else in the United States was involved. No one. Are you kidding me? This is distilled 200 proof stupidity with a chaser of crazy.

    Can we just start hitting people in the face now? That's what it is going to take.

    Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (ZR1GH)

    240 I don't blame Tucker for hating Tater and wanting to kill him with daily, irresistible donut drops.

    He did, after all, call Tucker "mentally ill" on TV.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (LY1IB)

    241 >>>If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.

    he gave good quarterly bonuses though, and i luv See's.

    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (4hfnr)

    242 Is this piglet on a suicide watch tonite?

    Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (H4ZHm)

    243 236




    Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



    I vote for NO security.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

    My goodness, how did all this lard spill onto the tops of these tall buildings?

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)

    244 The Fyre Festival analogy...
    https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
    1109224050772062214

    Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Dh1wo)

    245 There is good money to be had for a new video of RBG
    Posted by: Skip

    PornHub is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

    Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (gkstg)

    246 North Dakota State giving Duke a game this first half.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (tRLIC)

    247 @237: "That's an interesting and not-so-subtle way of Amazon encouraging positive reviews. A good little factoid to know."

    Also makes me wonder how many Amazon private label products were bought and reviewed before offering an influencer account.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (I/iGu)

    248 Oh, and I know we beat this one to death, but Congressman Schiff--if you have the proof of collusion you probably should have passed it along to someone on Mueller's team before now. You milksop.

    Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (ZR1GH)

    249 218

    Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

    It's all about saving FACE in Asia. Little Kim needs to find a way that makes him look good and change the country.
    Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (dKiJG)


    Exactly. And Trump knows that. You can bet the farm on it.

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

    250 To be fair, Saddam thought he had more WMDs than he did. His teams was robbing him blind with all those secret, cash WMD projects. My suspicion is that much of the "missing" WMDs never existed - but Saddam and his team thought they were there. Add the fraud to the shit that rolled to Syria and you get close to the estimates.

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (mNhs0)

    251 http://gph.is/1qSfRhX
    ******
    DemoCRAZY'S, NeverTrumpers & Deep Staters

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (BqBId)

    252 You can make donuts out of taters ya' know.

    Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (dzZCL)

    253 In order to get a FISA warrant you have to not only have evidence you have to swear under oath that the target is an agent of a foreign government working to undermine the US.

    Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

    254 226 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

    I was about to give the number for Rooftop Koreans, but then I thought: Is this a scourge of such magnitude that we can afford premium help?

    I vote to have Yoko Ono counsel each of them.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (brgv3)

    255 Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self?

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (mNhs0)

    256 I'm a fool for Apple fritters!

    I am trying to go low carb, but I am a weak person... pastries and beer will be the death of me.

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (438dO)

    257 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


    Why? Just stay off the sidewalks.

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (5UfE7)

    258 @253: "Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?"

    If they start indicting guys like him, then you end up with too many people sniffing around intel community projects, and there's some mutually assured destruction stuff going on when you head down that path.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (I/iGu)

    259 Not diggin' Harris Faulkner's new 'do.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (XAYDB)

    260 I'm also waiting for the first nitwit to say Trump bought Mueller.

    Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (ZR1GH)

    261 Does anyone know where the love of God goes

    When the tongue-kiss turns the seconds to hours?

    Posted by: Shep's Victims at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (QLvwG)

    262 I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.
    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)
    ----
    Flounder, doing the job Ace won't.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (kQs4Y)

    263 Max Boot is a foolish jackass.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (jUVms)

    264 To be fair, Saddam thought he had more WMDs than he did. His teams was robbing him blind with all those secret, cash WMD projects. My suspicion is that much of the "missing" WMDs never existed - but Saddam and his team thought they were there. Add the fraud to the shit that rolled to Syria and you get close to the estimates.
    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (mNhs0)


    My understanding is that Saddam wanted WMDs once the sanctions were lifted, thought he still had the core of a program, and tried to simultaneously make his people believe that he had WMDs while convincing the rest of the world that he didn't.

    Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (SgjGX)

    265 @263: "Max Boot is a foolish jackass."

    But he wears a fedora! Super serious journalist!

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (I/iGu)

    266 I

    am

    so

    sick

    of

    Russia

    Report

    shit

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (XAYDB)

    267 Russia? No one cares about Russia.


    But did you hear that one time Trump said pussy!!!!1!!@!

    Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (B623R)

    268 266They'll double down.

    Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (dzZCL)

    269 >>If they start indicting guys like him, then you end up with too many people sniffing around intel community projects, and there's some mutually assured destruction stuff going on when you head down that path.

    Well that's one option. The other is that McCabe, Comey, Lynch and the rest of the "small group" at Obama's DOJ lied their asses off and committed a fraud against the FISA court while hanging an innocent man out to dry just so they could have a predicate to spy on Trump.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

    270
    And it's not like the Russian haven't already bankrolled their own polling firms to keep their finger on the pulse of American popular culture.
    Posted by: Walter Freeman

    They had whole institutes devoted to it with intricate game theory models that filled office buildings.

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (mNhs0)

    271 Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self?
    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (mNh

    Split personality?

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (0QYMt)

    272 Mollie on Tucker! Mollie on Tucker!

    Posted by: Blutarski at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (+Tibp)

    273 Ich habe berliner gegessen.

    Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (0x00j)

    274 I

    am

    so

    sick

    of

    Russia

    Report

    shit
    Posted by: logprof



    So not tired of the left's reactions.

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (5UfE7)

    275 The best part of this farce, is that they've behaved so badly that pro-Trump and right wing people hate them so badly that they can basically never redeem themselves. Whatever the report says, I want to see Mueller dangling from the capstone of the Washington Monument.

    And now, this same report is going to absolutely enrage a large number of Democrats. Not all of them by any means, but Bob Mueller and the DoJ and FBI are going to have even more people who despise them by next Friday.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (LY1IB)

    276 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
    20s
    Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (BqBId)

    277 Still don't understand why they needed a warrant for Page, he was already a CI. So, they could have surveillance on him for just about anything. He signed his ass away.

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (mNhs0)

    278 Mueller's report is the Al Capone vault of law enforcement investigations.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

    279 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

    And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32

    Oh Jan.

    Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XROPS)

    280 Seriously, Russia is just a Bright Shiny Object.

    Immigration

    Immigration

    Immigration

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XAYDB)

    281 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
    20s
    Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...
    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT

    The sinkhole on the parkway will make it hard to get to Ft Marcy

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (mNhs0)

    282 See? Mollie knows what I'm talking about.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

    283 build the wall

    Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (4hfnr)

    284 eriously, Russia is just a Bright Shiny Object.

    Immigration

    Immigration

    Immigration
    Posted by: logprof

    No,

    SCOTUS, SCOTUS, SCOTUS.

    RBG and BW are hanging on by their fingertips

    Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (mNhs0)

    285 re: Saddam and WMDs

    Again, I think people forget that there was a divide between the legal definition of WMD, and the kind of weapons that we were really worried about after 9/11.

    Saddam's stockpiles were likely nothing but chlorine and mustard gas. No Michael Bay movie VX nerve gas in any meaningful quantities. Maybe some mild radioactive dirty bomb stuff that you can find on any university campus in America, but nothing that would irradiate a city for one hundred years.

    I dunno. In retrospect, I think the case for war in Iraq was overcooked, but I can't get worked up about of that nonsense now. If anything, then we shoulda hit Iran hard as soon as they started fucking with us via proxies in Iraq, but I guess the whole "most hijackers came from Saudi Arabia" thing made things more complicated than I'll ever know.

    *shrugs*

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (I/iGu)

    286 And now, this same report is going to absolutely
    enrage a large number of Democrats. Not all of them by any means, but
    Bob Mueller and the DoJ and FBI are going to have even more people who
    despise them by next Friday.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (LY1IB)


    The Left will rage on Mueller harder than they did on Comey back before they loved him again. Mueller is gonna have to find himself a new fed job Trump can fire him from if he's ever to regain the adulation.

    Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (B623R)

    287 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
    20s
    Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...
    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT

    Why? Has Hillary! decided certain links need to be cut?

    Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (gkstg)

    288 Old Donut Post is awesome.

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (fuK7c)

    289

    Byron White is still on the Court?

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (kgAmS)

    290 Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)



    Because he was just that good of a spy.

    Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (ZfRYq)

    291 I loved the Whizzer.

    Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (0x00j)

    292 Was the Russia bullshit just to oust Sessions, the one true immigration hawk in Trump's admin?

    Inquiring minds want to know. . . .

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (XAYDB)

    293 Tucker calling out the rest of Media as Liars. Quite true.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (1UZdv)

    294 "224
    Lizzy: "John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.



    BOOM!"



    That can't be! He was such a patriot!



    WRT Saddam's WMD, I think there's some plausible deniability there.
    Saddam violated every U.N. mandate and pretty much begged for
    international focus. What McCain actually knew and what he said he knew,
    we'll never be able to fully reconcile. WRT Steele Dossier, everyone
    not a vindictive hack knew it was horsesh*t from the beginning. And that
    will be McCain's period on his legacy. He cannot be forgiven.

    Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (6eEQ+)"
    ...
    I think it's important to note that an informed understanding of the WMD situation in Iraq in 2003 points to large portions of the Iraqi military firmly believing that they possessed chemical weapons.--
    This is based on the *extremely* large volume of NBC equipment issued to troops defending Baghdad - masks, suits, boots, gloves, and to some extend detection kits and injectors.--
    This isn't some sort of secret - there was piles of this shit taken off EPW's, scattered around defensive positions, etc. Orders were given to issue it, this is beyond discussion. If you dig you can still find photographic evidence.
    --
    The question is, who *in Iraq* believed they possessed a stock of contemporary usable arms, or enough leftovers to deploy (we did find old stocks, for years, and on a few occasions they were employed against us as IEDs). We don't know if their generals knew the truth, or Saddam's WMD related ministers, or Saddam - some or all may have known the truth, but SOMEONE either believed they had them and wanted to prepare to use them, or wanted their troops to believe they had them.
    --
    That this is not more common knowledge can be laid directly at the feet of both the leftist MSM and the GOPe who couldn't be bothered to communicate it to the public. Same way they never publicized how much radiological material was shipped out of Iraq (a shit-ton) and the state of their nuke facilities (glowing, because they can't have nice things and fubared all of their projects)

    Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (eAshZ)

    295 "Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self? "

    We get bored

    Posted by: Smeagol at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)

    296 Tucker is a national treasure.

    Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (RBOtF)

    297 Sock off.

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)
    ----ha, haBTW, nood.

    Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Dh1wo)

    298 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor

    20s

    Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (BqBId)

    I'll go. Might get a threesome out of it!

    Posted by: Lisa Page at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (QLvwG)

    299
    I loved the Whizzer.
    Posted by: Zombie JFK


    You had one of those motorbikes?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (aKsyK)

    300 Byron White is still on the Court?
    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (kgAmS)

    --If only

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (XAYDB)

    301 262
    I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)

    ----

    Flounder, doing the job Ace won't.



    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (kQs4Y)

    Just trying to keep Jonah in fresh material.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (t6MX/)

    302 @269: "Well that's one option. The other is that McCabe, Comey, Lynch ..."

    Agreed.

    I don't buy into any huge Deep State conspiracies, but I do know that bureaucracies always defend themselves, and bureaucracy usually comes before party.

    *shrugs again*

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (I/iGu)

    303
    Then who is BW?

    Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (kgAmS)

    304 Re: Muldoon;

    There once was a talker named Tucker
    who sent Tater tarts filled with Smuckers
    He gobbled them down
    and then said with a frown
    "This Report, like the tart, made me pucker."

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (Ndje9)

    305 p.s.
    especially when xe dressed as Marilyn
    291 I loved the Whizzer.
    Posted by: Zombie JFK

    Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (0x00j)

    306 @303: "Then who is BW?"

    Betty White?

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (I/iGu)

    307 Tucker: "Howard Dean is so slow it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes"

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (fuK7c)

    308 Byron White was All-American running back in college, naval intelligence during WWII, and an awesome Supreme Court Justice.

    Not bad.

    Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (XAYDB)

    309 Nood.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)

    310 Duelfer/Kay report. Much remains a mystery (VX, known to exist, via on-site inspection following '91 war, for example, still unaccounted for). But (as bedevils us in other situations) a regime doesn't "unlearn" how to do things, and cannot be prevented from doing them again, if it desires, short of a verification arrangement so far not seen in history. So, with a trillion $$$, and the desire, quite simple to resume whatever WMD programs you wanted following sanctions collapse (which was close, and even partially already in evidence). And they were postured to resume.


    "Pre-emption" actually has a definition, but apparently that's classified or something, as 99% of all discussions of this topic are based on false premises (magically imposed in retrospect, to boot).

    Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

    311 Seems Trump is reving up the revenge train. McCain was just the appetizer.

    Posted by: Puddin Head at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (CyCaV)

    312 McCabe, Comey, Lynch

    "I don't buy into any huge Deep State conspiracies,"

    There was a small group of careerists looking for advancement that worked as a cabal.

    They need to be exposed. And hung.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (1UZdv)

    313 @312: "They need to be exposed. And hung."

    Fair enough.

    Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (I/iGu)

    314 I always figured that Keith Olbermann was on an unobtainable plateau, but Tater is an upwardly mobile juggernaut of starchy magnificence bound for approbation.

    Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (LuPts)

    315 "Seems Trump is reving up the revenge train."

    It's like General Zhukov at the gates of Moscow, gunning the engines of a thousand T-34s

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (1UZdv)

    316 I thought White voted for Roe? Time to reread The Brethren by Woodward and not Bernstein.

    Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (0x00j)

    317 263 Max Boot is a foolish jackass.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (jUVms)
    _______

    Max Boot is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

    Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (VaN/j)

    318 Let's not forget the Israelis bombing the shit out of a Syrian site that had a, cough, cough, surprisingly-high radioactive footprint afterwards; not to mention that early war Russian convoy that was 'accidentally' bombed.

    Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (Dh1wo)

    319 Ok, yeah, they're based in Portland, and every single employee, and almost every customer is a hippie-who-needs-to-be-punched-in-the-face, but it is a scientific fact that the best donut in the world is the Bacon Maple Bar found at Voodoo Donuts.
    https://tinyurl.com/y8t38sa5

    Just sayin'.

    Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (k3N6G)

    320 Speaking of using old pictures, check out 'FORMER FBI AGENT' Asha Rangappa's twitter picture.

    Posted by: MikeN at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (o/eHL)

    321 he insists on using pictures of himself from 10 years and 70 pounds ago.

    "I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear."

    Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 11:45 PM (7kVu3)

    The Dud Bombshell, Continued

    I've added a bunch in the sidebar.

    Here's some spin:

    Old Spin: Mueller's going to prove Trump is guilty of colluding with a hostile foreign power

    New Spin: the real story here is that Mueller performed creditably


    Old Spin: The president is a traitor. We know this. We don't need to wait for evidence.

    New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?


    Old Spin: Trump and Jared and Don Jr. and a host of other conspirators colluded with Russia

    New Spin: the lack of any new indictments, or any indictments mentioning conspiracy with Russia, probably just means that Trump isn't being indicted because he's a sitting president. I guess he conspired with Russia completely alone! "We'll see" what evidence our conspiracy theory may uncover in the future.

    Flounder adds:

    Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:

    Old Spin: Muh Russia!


    New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion.

    YUP! That was a really egregious gear-grinding reversal. I forgot about that flip-flop. They have so many.

    Flashback: Do you remember how often the walls were closing in on Trump or all the times the wheels were coming off?

    Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:34 PM




    Comments

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    1 The jig is up.

    Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (4HMW8)

    2 The news is out.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)

    3 *waits*

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)

    4 *high-fives Pug*

    Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (4HMW8)

    5 The d*** is flaccid.

    Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (T6t7i)

    6 New Spin: the real story here is that Mueller performed creditably


    Should we give him a participation trophy? I think we should.

    Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (T6t7i)

    7 I would do anything for love, but I wouldn't lie to you, no I won't do that!
    - NeverTrumpers

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (r+sAi)

    8 poor Shep!
    he won't be the big story tonight

    Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (d7Ww2)

    9 Fake and gay

    Posted by: Russian Twitter Bot at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (uLmu8)

    10 Trump is still orange.


    Posted by: Chuck Schumer at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

    11 Such a giant shit show.

    Now we just get pointless congressional investigations that will go nowhere.

    It's nice to be back to normal.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (zZbCU)

    12 Bob Capone's vault is (drum roll) empty.

    Posted by: Simon sez saddle up at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (1XDkO)

    13 * draws bath of hot water. Gets in. Skits both wrists vertically*

    Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (tRLIC)

    14 Impeach foady five

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (dm05u)

    15 Mueller's mandate was 1) Russian interference and 2) Trump campaign collusion in 31.

    On #!, Mueller brought indictments against Russians who will never see a US court, for buying Facebook ads.

    Here's a bet that Mueller never looked into the hacked DNC server, never interviewed obvious witnesses.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (1UZdv)

    16 The jig is up."

    "And goooone"

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (6qErC)

    17 Now the calls for Trump to apologize to Mueller.LL

    Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (BXMxN)

    18 OK, now all the state AG's get to take their shot at Trump, right? Right????

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

    19 Press just asked Schumer whether he owes Trump an apology.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (1UZdv)

    20 So how does this help my Yankees

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (oOwhS)

    21 the vodka is water

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (dm05u)

    22 old: We got 45 peaches.

    new: The peaches have been eaten.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

    23 Lots of people in the last thread said it better than I but Meuller and his jackbooted bullshit with Stone and knowing early on that this was a clown show and not stopping it---he's an absolute leftist tool.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (jUVms)

    24 the caviar is fishy!

    Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (dm05u)

    25 So no indictments, no sealed indictments, the fork in this thing has been stuck.

    The thing in which the fork has been stuck...is well and truly stuck.

    Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (T6t7i)

    26 May they spin like crazed Dervishes.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (t82DG)

    27 The only real charges were old financial crimes by Manafort that Mueller had passed on years ago because Manafort was partners with the Podestas. The Podestas got a pass again.

    Mr. Straight Arrow? Sure.

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)

    28 This report was all just a giant conspiracy by Sheppard Smith to cover up his attempted rape allegation. Shep collided with Mueller to release his report, knocking his sexual assault off the front page.

    Sneaky bastard.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (pUDQf)

    29 Hillary's campaign spokesman:



    @brianefallon

    Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (W+vEI)

    30 Ah, an entire weekend with which to get everyone on the same page for Monday.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (nDOs4)

    31 Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:

    Old Spin: Muh Russia!


    New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (t6MX/)

    32 The big spin seems to be Mueller was never the big thing, it was always SDNY.

    So pathetic it's almost sad.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

    33 The ham has been burgered.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

    34

    oh, there's more

    But they need to wait to see what their masters tell them to say.

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (vEIlU)

    35 I guess he conspired with Russia completely alone! "We'll see" what evidence our conspiracy theory may uncover in the future.

    Posted by: Ace of Spades



    Just before reading this nood, I heard a panelist on one of the MSM cable cabal shows suggest the Mueller report may provide NEW avenues of investigation against Trump. Or words to that effect.

    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (786Ro)

    36 willowed:

    Whatever the report says, dogs will always piss on Muellers.

    https://tinyurl.com/y2o67y72

    Sorry, but there's only so much time left for Mueller jokes.

    Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

    37 Schumer is hilarious.

    He wants the full report to be made public.

    So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (vEIlU)

    38 OK, time to put me back up on the pegboard tool wall, right between the keyhole saw and the wood drill.

    Posted by: Robert Mueller, Democrat Tool at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

    39 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    ---

    I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)

    40 Trump should dump the whole report on the press Monday morning and let the Dems eat crow.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (t82DG)

    41 They finally found me!

    Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (JH+YW)

    42 >>Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    Fallon is so dumb he doesn't even know that SDNY is an acronym for Southern District of New York not Sovereign.

    The smartest people are in our government.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

    43 So, where's the leaks?

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)

    44 And this a$$hole - why no FARA violation investigation on you?




    @johnpodesta

    AG Barr should take the time to read it and then immediately make it public.
    Mueller report sent to attorney general, signaling his Russia investigation has ended

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

    45 39 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    ---

    I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?
    Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)

    =====

    Something to do with insurance fraud based on underreported values of some of his properties, or something.

    So, you know... still not Russia.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (zZbCU)

    46 Where is that fuckwad Chris Steele???

    Is THIS what I paid for??? *hic*

    *throws highball glass across room*

    There damn well better be a FRESH NEW dossier on my desk ASAP which nails Trump to the fucking wall or I know one limey who will find my cankle so far up his ass he'll be eating my shoe!

    Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (DuAZ5)

    47 Save us SDNY! You're our only hope!

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (pUDQf)

    48 Huh. Saw Kreplach for a sec.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (UOVq+)

    49 New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?

    Answer: No. Mueller is still an incompetent, partisan hack. His problem in this thing is that he had to find evidence that would stand up to scrutiny. He could have accomplished this in 4 or 5 months. But he didn't; he wasted 2 years, millions of dollars, and, as was pointed out here already, ruined peoples' lives simply because they supported Trump or helped him in any way.

    Fuck that guy yesterday. Fuck that guy today. Fuck that guy tomorrow. Fuck that guy always and forever.

    Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (C1NyB)

    50 The Mueller Report states that President Trump promised the FAB he would not slide exhibit A into exhibit B.

    Exhibit A is known as Donald Trump's "schlong" and exhibit B is known as the FAB's "rabbit hole".

    He did.

    See Schlong v. Clinton, 666 S. Ct. 2018 (2019).

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

    51 Also New Spin:

    The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (TN1P5)

    52 The jig is up.
    Posted by: Emmie
    ----------

    So much, packed into so few words, and first.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz)

    53 So, after 2 years, he got Manafort, who I still think was his true target.

    And is done.

    Yeah, money well spent DOJ and Congress.

    Now, where are the Clinton Cabal indictments?

    #TwoWeeks?

    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

    54 "I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?


    Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed
    wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)"...
    They're implying that NY state will deliver on some BS charges, mostly centered around PDT businesses or charities, and that these will fly as a method of removal.
    Not sure if they really believe this or if they're just trying to keep morale up.

    Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (eAshZ)

    55 Oy. Horowitz saying there could be a roadmap inside this report, to New York, etc to continue chipping at Trump.

    bashtards

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (vEIlU)

    56 The left is nuts and this will only make them nuttier.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (jUVms)

    57 1 The jig is up.
    Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (4HMW

    2 The news is out.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)



    They finally clowned me

    Posted by: Brian sTelter at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (786Ro)

    58 OK, now all the state AG's get to take their shot at Trump, right? Right????
    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

    ----------------------------

    The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

    59 Come Monday Trump will put a 100% tariff on Blue Emu, Outback Steakhouse, and fish and chips unless the producing nations produce the goods on their people who tried to frame him.

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (1g7ch)

    60 Something to do with insurance fraud based on underreported values of some of his properties, or something.



    So, you know... still not Russia.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (zZbCU)


    ---

    So stuff that said local New York government is responsible for, and stuff that will mean that local New York government workers and officials were incompetent?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (nDOs4)

    61 "New spin" is functionally equivalent to "new normal."

    I mean it specifically in the sense of "Meet the new normal. It's the same as the old awful."

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (I2dne)

    62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

    "I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

    63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

    64 >New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?

    That's a laugh; the investigation should have been over the first week just based on the corrupt fisa process or the bias and corruption form fbi/ doj employees.

    Mueller let this sham continue, so fuck him. He owes all of us an apology as far as I'm concerned.

    Posted by: Pine Barrens at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (oh+79)

    65 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

    Not that it matters, dimoshits will still scream TRUMP THREATENED MUELLER"S BABY SEALS TO SILENCES HIM11!!11

    Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (+dsLj)

    66 61 Mueller will come!

    Posted by: GalosGann at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Dl9Eq)
    ---

    Just wanted to say that I LOL'd.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (kQs4Y)

    67 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

    That will play before the supreme court

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (oOwhS)

    68 11 Such a giant shit show.

    Now we just get pointless congressional investigations that will go nowhere.

    It's nice to be back to normal.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (zZbCU)

    Except for the NY AG investigating and indicting anyone who ever used the bathroom at a Trump hotel

    Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (Izzlo)

    69 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
    though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
    after his whole family and company to find some.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)


    ---

    Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDOs4)

    70 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

    "I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

    =====

    Losing with dignity is now what democrats want to do?

    I'm good with this.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (zZbCU)

    71 Answer: No. Mueller is still an incompetent, partisan hack. His problem in this thing is that he had to find evidence that would stand up to scrutiny. He could have accomplished this in 4 or 5 months. But he didn't; he wasted 2 years, millions of dollars, and, as was pointed out here already, ruined peoples' lives simply because they supported Trump or helped him in any way.



    I want Mueller audited.
    Every. Penny. Accounted. For!

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (5UfE7)

    72 And this a$$hole - why no FARA violation investigation on you?

    @johnpodesta
    AG Barr should take the time to read it and then immediately make it public.
    Mueller report sent to attorney general, signaling his Russia investigation has ended
    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (W+vEI)
    +++++++
    He's in the club.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (I2dne)

    73 Just more proof that Sessions was the single biggest mistake Trump has made as President.

    Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (Y7Ajm)

    74 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.

    One would really expect that trying to do this to the President of the United States would carry some kind of cost. You know, that it would be politically suicide and cost your state dearly.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (39g3+)

    75 If only Robert Mueller was a Marine hero in Vietnam!

    Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (7f8TF)

    76 43 So, where's the leaks?
    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)

    Its bad for Dems, ergo, no leaks at all.

    Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (NgKpN)

    77 Fuck that guy yesterday. Fuck that guy today. Fuck that guy tomorrow. Fuck that guy always and forever.

    And Fuck everybody who supported him. And by that I mean the Democratic Party. And everyone who votes for it.

    Posted by: LGoPs at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (ijjC+)

    78 So, where's the leaks?
    Posted by: It's me donna
    ----------

    I wear Depends, dammit!

    Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (CDGwz)

    79 51 Also New Spin:

    The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion
    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (TN1P5)


    Which is completely false, Clapper/Brennan got involved because they can only lead a CI investiagation, not a criminal investigation.


    And this was started as a CI investigation.

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

    80 I want Trump to come out Monday and basically YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON!

    Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

    81 They finally clowned me
    Posted by: Brian sTelter at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (786Ro)

    *stops timer*


    Ten minutes, give or take.

    Not bad. For a Friday. Folks still buying weekend booze.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (UOVq+)

    82 So, where's the leaks?


    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)


    --

    Depends.

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Rightful President at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (nDOs4)

    83 The only thing this did was take even more heat off of Hillary Clinton and her minions.

    Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (tFHQc)

    84 New spin, same as the old spin. OrangeManBad.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)

    85
    @brianefallon


    Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (TAmPV)

    86 48 Huh. Saw Kreplach for a sec.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (UOVq+)


    Yeah. He was asking to be un-banned.

    I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.

    Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW8)

    87 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
    though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
    after his whole family and company to find some.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)


    ---

    Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie


    Yeah. Hers. Abuse of office under color of law.

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5UfE7)

    88 25 million dollars to indict Manafort.

    Your Goverment At Work.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)

    89 Posted already?




    https://twitter.com/travishelwig/


    status/1109209247621931008

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

    90
    LOL.

    Just stopped by the LQ for a 6er. The radio was on, blah blah blah Mueller Report, blah blah blah.

    So I said to the cashier "Well I don't think there'll be anything to that Mueller Report."

    Cashier says "What's the Mueller Report?"

    So explained it was the Russian Kuhluzhion Investigation.

    She said "Is that STILL going on? Jesus... how long can it take to figure that out?"

    She did not seem very convinced that POTUS is a Russian spy.

    In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd guess from her tone that she thinks this whole thing is pretty stupid.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (LY1IB)

    91 But Steve Bannon, treason, and death chambers!

    Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (tRLIC)

    92 @georgepapa19

    Time to hit back!



    From your lips George.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

    93 Expect the SDNY to say that Trump committed fraud by claiming real estate values for insurance purposes that were much higher than their depreciated values fo tax purposes. Even though that's how the real estate game is played.

    AOC got to preview this in a hearing.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (1UZdv)

    94 67 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

    That will play before the supreme court
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (oOwhS)

    It's a tax.

    Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

    95 Let us all remember Kreplach, and his words of wisdom: The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

    Kreplach: Now More than Ever.

    Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (JH+YW)

    96 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

    OT . Watch Danielle Collins play tonight in the Miami Open. She's my favorite new hottie.

    Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

    97 63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.
    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

    He always has me.

    Posted by: Satan at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

    98 I have a feeling Trump is going to go full Kraken soon.

    The man does not forgive and forget.

    Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (+dsLj)

    99 I like Dana Loesch's son's birthday cake in the sidebar. What boy wouldn't think that cake is cool?

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

    100 63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.
    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

    Well, I still like him!

    Posted by: James Comey at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

    101 So, where's the leaks?

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)
    .........

    Here ya go

    https://tinyurl.com/yyxl4gjk

    Mueller leaking.


    Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

    102 Yeah. Hers. Abuse of office under color of law.

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5UfE7)


    ---

    Yeah, that's what I mean. Can you imagine the sh*tstorm if some local yokel did that to some random black guy?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico [/i at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (nDOs4)

    103 Also New Spin:

    The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion
    Posted by: RoyalOil


    A counterintelligence investigation WOULD be a criminal investigation.

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (5UfE7)

    104 I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.
    Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW

    Not entirely sure. I hesitate to speculate.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (UOVq+)

    105 80
    I want Trump to come out Monday and basically YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON!

    Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

    As somebody suggested, in a "I was witch hunted by Bob Mueller, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." T-shirt.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (t6MX/)

    106 We should have put an egg timer on how long before all the media begins to sing in unison.

    It's always nice when they come together as a team to lie.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (pUDQf)

    107 Robert Francis O'Dork, campaigning in New Hampshire:

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (CDGwz)

    108 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
    though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
    after his whole family and company to find some.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

    ---

    Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDOs4)

    ---------------------------

    One would think, and one would be correct. She's doing it anyway.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (ffYR/)

    109 In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd guess from her tone that she thinks this whole thing is pretty stupid.

    Polls admit that 50% of the public thinks its a stupid witch hunt that is over long. Which means... I dunno but I'm guessing that a great deal more than 50% if that's what they'll admit to.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)

    110 The real action is at the SDNY.


    *snort*

    Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

    111 >>>@brianefallon


    Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy

    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

    112 Willowed:

    Hey, the HQ blog commenters survival guide is gone!

    it can still be accessed through the internet archive, but the domain ran out of rodent feed on 3/17, apparently:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20170907085121/
    http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/ace-of-spades-
    blog-commenters-survival-guide

    Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (LWu6U)

    113

    The democrats are screwing themselves by keeping this ongoing

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (vEIlU)

    114 Chris Wallace is an asshole.
    Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)
    ********
    Did he do the Aristocrats again

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

    115 Thirty four indictments isn't a "witch hunt".

    As Karen Carpenter sang, "We've only just begun!"

    Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (wuHiP)

    116 I would love for the light to come on for the Libtards about how they were lied to and manipulated into hysteria by the Democrat Party from top to bottom.

    I'd love for them to turn their backs on the MSM for lying directly to them for three fucking years.

    I'd be delighted if the various and sundry Libtards and Progtards would realize the damage this caused the US and its reputation and how our economy could be so much better than it is even now if President Trump didn't have to deal with this-

    phony nonsense spawned all because Hillary! and Obama and their cronies were immature vindictive spoilsport losers.

    But, that won't happen because-

    they're stupid. Painfully stupid.

    Like sub-100 IQ stupid.

    Take a bite of dog shit to see what it is stupid.

    How the hell can we have a country where half the population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)

    117 So. Work on an outsider campaign - get investigated for something and maybe go to jail. Not collusion, but a point made.

    Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (OkKDg)

    118 Come on......everybody knows it was never about Russia........

    Posted by: The media at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (JUOKG)

    119 Ace hates when we get to 1K you know

    Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (BbGew)

    120 >>>@brianefallon


    Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

    Heh. Communists, amirite?

    Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UOVq+)

    121 this is going to put a serious dent into democrat fundraising.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (JUOKG)

    122 Hitler weighed in yet?

    Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

    123 We should have put an egg timer on how long before all the media begins to sing in unison.

    It's always nice when they come together as a team to lie.
    Posted by: AlaBAMA
    -----------

    The use of identical verbage is the clue.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)

    124 > "Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:
    "Old Spin: Muh Russia!
    "New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion."

    I was about to say that in the internet age these silly lies can be easily disproven.

    But then, in postmodernist America it doesn't really matter to them. Words are just marks on a page, devoid of fixed or even partially fixed meaning, always subject to their later personal interpretation and alternate narrative.

    Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hLcxo)

    125 Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (JH+YW)
    **********
    So you love the Mentally Ill Tourette's Syndrome people

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

    126 Wonder when the southern district Is gonna investigate deblasios wife?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (oOwhS)

    127 As I recall, congress already voted everybody to zero to release the whole report.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

    128 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

    "I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)


    What the hell does that even mean?

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

    129 Now they're all, "sure, sure, no indictments for collusion-- but look at all the people convicted of lying! That proves stuff!!"

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (TN1P5)

    130 I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.
    Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW

    Not entirely sure. I hesitate to speculate.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon


    Probably just Pixy's isp ban. Mine home wifi isp is still banned.

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (5UfE7)

    131 >>As I recall, congress already voted everybody to zero to release the whole report.

    If only that mattered.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (/tuJf)

    132 Hitler weighed in yet?
    Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

    At about 180. Vegetarian and all

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (oOwhS)

    133 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

    On how to lose on purpose, yes

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

    134 88 25 million dollars to indict Manafort.

    Your Goverment At Work.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)


    Next time, just give that $25 million to the Horde, we will beat the crap out of Manafort and have the MoMe of a lifetime.

    Posted by: Satan at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

    135 Adam Schiff is going to need a lot more ointment.

    Posted by: portlandon at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (+oR7L)

    136 Satan go away

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

    137 2 of the indictments will be for Pepe the Frog and Pedo Bear, sources say.

    Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (tRLIC)

    138 Mueller's failed attempt to get Trump wasn't for a lack of trying. The coup just wasn't able to fabricate the evidence he needed.

    Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

    139 I give up. Nobody likes my stupid fire hydrant jokes.
    It's all I got.

    Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

    140 Sovereign District of New York

    Perhaps the Sovereign is Ivan the Terrible?.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)

    141 Is Monday too early for Trump to call for a Joint Session and ask that THEY demand DoJ / FBI prosecute the dozens who used their federal offices' to try and influence the election and frame him or accept it as perfectly legal for the next election?

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (1g7ch)

    142 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

    No, he was right.

    Kritarchy is rule by Judges, and they think the COURT is now, the Sovereign.

    Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

    143 "128
    62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:



    "I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example
    that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar
    was really set by Sen. McCain."

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)



    What the hell does that even mean?

    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)"
    ...
    Extolling non-Dems to suspend campaigns and lose miserably after moonbat-instigated financial messes?

    Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (eAshZ)

    144 ...How the hell can we have a country where half the
    population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a
    retarded tapir.



    Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)


    That stupidity has been deliberately engineered. Thank a teacher for that.

    Posted by: LGoPs at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ijjC+)

    145 Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (5UfE7)
    *****
    He is banned from his isp Because his other account was Banned for going Thermonuclear on CBD I Believe

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)

    146 >New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?
    No the scumbag went after people Beria style to force them to compose.
    Manafort should never have been tried
    Herr Muller deserves nothing less than all his relatives who disappeared in Stalingrad got.

    Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (kSq2k)

    147 Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)


    LOL. Follow the Scrbd link in his tweet and read the summary.

    Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (C1NyB)

    148 What the hell does that even mean?

    Who the hell knows. New Hampshire voters were not impressed.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (39g3+)

    149 >>>Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sing<<<

    My boner is so hard right now, it's doing a stretch in Sing Sing.

    Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (LuPts)

    150 Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

    Nice!

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)

    151 My guess is that they will try to bury parts of it just to keep it mysterious.

    "Sure, but what about the stuff that was redacted?"

    "Why wasn't the full version released"

    "why weren't full interview tapes released?"

    "but the public never got to see all the transcripts - what are they hiding?"

    "Pelosi's been bought -- what do they have on her."

    Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LWu6U)

    152 They're a bunch of fags and their shit's all retarded.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

    153 128 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

    "I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

    What the hell does that even mean?
    Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

    It means you let the democrat win.

    Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (Izzlo)

    154 any one know this one... from a Mr Aesop?

    One day people noticed a Mountain in labor; smoke coming out of its summit, the earth quaking at their feet, trees crashing, and huge rocks tumbling. They felt sure something horrible was going to happen. They all gathered together to see what terrible thing this could be. They waited and they waited, but nothing came. Suddenly there was a still more violent earthquake, and a huge gap appeared in the side of the Mountain. The people all fell down upon their knees and waited. At last, a teeny mouse poked its little head and bristles out of the gap and came running down towards them.

    Posted by: havildar major at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (jpW6t)

    155 141 Is Monday too early for Trump to call for a Joint Session and ask that THEY demand DoJ / FBI prosecute the dozens who used their federal offices' to try and influence the election and frame him or accept it as perfectly legal for the next election?
    Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (1g7ch

    That's what I'm screaming about. It's Obama and Hillary's turn in the meat grinder.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)

    156 Also New Spin:

    The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion
    Posted by: RoyalOil


    A counterintelligence investigation WOULD be a criminal investigation.
    ---
    But that was almost exactly what Schiff just said. And then all the smart people on CNN agreed.

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (TN1P5)

    157 the panel

    wallace, anti-Trump
    juan, anti-Trump
    perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (vEIlU)

    158 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

    --------

    OMFG. Our Betters.

    Isn't it kinda this douchebag's job to following this matter, and know something that a hillbilly like me knows?

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LY1IB)

    159 How the hell can we have a country where half the
    population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.


    Oh, some of them are smart enough. They just cling to a worldview that they will not vary from no matter what the cost or how much reality beats it to pieces.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (39g3+)

    160 Mueller's failed attempt to get Trump wasn't for a lack of trying. The coup just wasn't able to fabricate the evidence he needed.

    *************************

    Oh they fabricated alright, they just couldnt come up with a story that didnt sound like a bad Russ Meyer movie.

    Golden showers by Russian hookers. Brilliant.

    Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)

    161 Help us Robert Mueller Southern District of New York, you're our Only Hope!

    Posted by: The Left at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

    162 My boner is so hard it has a teardrop tattoo.

    Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (NLLmE)

    163 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)
    ++++++++++
    Yes, and this is *the* problem with the police and investigation offices.

    Persons are presumed innocent. The cops investigate *crimes* in order to find *people* who committed them. This is appropriate.

    When the cops start investigating *people* in order to find *crimes* they may have committed, that is a police state.

    Welcome to the police state. We've been here for a while, but they never bluntly admitted it until recently.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (I2dne)

    164 133 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

    On how to lose on purpose, yes
    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

    Yes, set for foreign enemy fighter Pilots.

    Because if you destroy 5 planes like Mccain did, you become an ACE!

    Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

    165 I want reparations of my tax money that funded this fishing trip!

    Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (vzk+c)

    166
    Cashier says "What's the Mueller Report?"

    So explained it was the Russian Kuhluzhion Investigation.

    She said "Is that STILL going on? Jesus... how long can it take to figure that out?"

    --------------

    Depends if we assign our top men or not!

    Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (OkKDg)

    167 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

    What the hell does that even mean?
    Posted by: rickl
    ------------

    "Drinks are on me!" - John McCain

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (CDGwz)

    168
    wallace, anti-Trump
    juan, anti-Trump
    perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral

    Wait till Tucker gets a hold of this

    Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

    169 Brian Fallon thinks that the Sovereign District of NY is going to crown Hillary Queen.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (AllCR)

    170 116
    How the hell can we have a country where half the population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.
    Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)


    Uh! UH. Uh Uh UH!!! Uh. Uh?

    Posted by: Retarded tapirs everywhere at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

    171 Ace, @89, epic troll of the century!

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (t6MX/)

    172 "Pelosi's been bought -- what do they have on her."
    Posted by: Gentlemen


    THAT'S the one we need to push.

    I'd love to see that start the "Second Battle of Bull Run" on the blue side.

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (5UfE7)

    173 >>LOL. Follow the Scrbd link in his tweet and read the summary.


    Oh, LOL! It looked official!

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

    174 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.


    I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

    175 "Words are just marks on a page, devoid of fixed or
    even partially fixed meaning, always subject to their later personal
    interpretation and alternate narrative.



    Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hLcxo)"
    ....
    Life as a moonbat is about the here and now experience of being smug and feeling superior. Doesn't actually matter what you're smug about.

    Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (eAshZ)

    176 Also loving the whining about how it's not fair or right that Trump will claim this vindicated him.

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (TN1P5)

    177 Schemer is just battle space prepping by calling on Barr to release all supporting documentation, knowing that he can not comply with this.

    Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (ffYR/)

    178 I'm thinking: "Trump Administration Escapes Further Indictments" is probably the headline tomorrow?

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (TnkfX)

    179 Hey, no need to insult honest, hardworking tapirs.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

    180 is this going to disappoint the old people that wanted an indictment? are they going to die knowing Trump didn't collude?

    Keep a lid on it morons. Let's allow our elderly near death flaming liberals to pass with grace okay?

    Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (XTiHL)

    181 169
    Brian Fallon thinks that the Sovereign District of NY is going to crown Hillary Queen.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (AllCR)

    Hillary and crown do not belong on the same page, Fen.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

    182 Remember when the media was wetting themselves about Trump trashing McCain? It seems like just yesterday.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (/tuJf)

    183 So, a nothingburger all slathered up with nothingsauce?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (nPGq2)

    184 They need to hoop up cables to John McCain's coffin, because the mount of spinning he is doing in there could generate enough power to run a Medium populated midwestern city.

    Posted by: portlandon at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (+oR7L)

    185 Depends if we assign our top men or not!
    Posted by: Undocumented



    Cory Booker is praying that he gets assigned a Top.

    Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (5UfE7)

    186 Has Brennan made a statement yet?

    I have a few statements about him.

    Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (jUVms)

    187 WaPo Tomorrow: TRUMP GETS AWAY WITH IT!

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

    188 Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (qxq6t)
    ******
    Your other account sweetie

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (BqBId)

    189 **to his enemies**

    I won't touch Mueller.

    Not until I let him clear me! Slowly, thoroughly, in every way I know you fear!

    And then you'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when you scream, I'll be reelected!

    This is bargain, you Muellering quim!

    Posted by: Trumpki at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (yIBga)

    190 The Steiner District of New York will come.

    Posted by: Dems and NeverTrumpers (BIRM) in the bunker at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (C8jyG)

    191 157 the panel

    wallace, anti-Trump
    juan, anti-Trump
    perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral
    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (vEIlU)

    Welcome to the kinder gentler Disney inspired FOX News!

    Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (NgKpN)

    192 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE MUELLER IS A BRAND NAME OF OLD FIRE HYDRANTS

    (you're welcome wth)

    Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGER at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

    193 Okay, so that's that.

    Well guys, looks like it's Donald Trump's turn.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico [/i at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (nDOs4)

    194
    When the cops start investigating *people* in order to find *crimes* they may have committed, that is a police state.

    Welcome to the police state. We've been here for a while, but they never bluntly admitted it until recently.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix
    -----------

    When police *knowingly* arrange for, or influence 'process crimes', it is a blatant abuse of power.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (CDGwz)

    195 Oh, LOL! It looked official!

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

    Yep. Epic troll!

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (t6MX/)

    196 He wants the full report to be made public.



    So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he
    probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We
    don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette



    Yup. He knows the whole thing isn't supposed to be released, but now he'll claim they're hiding things. What. A. Douche.

    Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (T6t7i)

    197 I have a hard time calling this a win, though. Its like finding out that lawsuit against you didn't convince the jury. I mean, its not a loss but those years and all that money are still gone. You didn't win, really.

    Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (39g3+)

    198 Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn

    Oh, is baby mad? Baby angry?

    Would baby like a warm bottle of HAH YOU DUMB FUCK! ?

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Hk+Y0)

    199 Just said on CNN, going on about the parts of the report that won't be made public, grand jury and classified, so "we may never know" the truth

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (TN1P5)

    200 At last, a teeny mouse poked its little head and bristles out of the gap and came running down towards them.


    That mouse is dynamite!

    Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

    201 Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (NgKpN)
    ******
    Good LORD They didn't sell FNC or FBN

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BqBId)

    202 Next they'll complain that it's only a "summary" report. And demand that every single interview, every memo, etc, be released immediately along with the report. Or else COVERUP !!1!!1!

    Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (786Ro)

    203 Not that it matters, but I, for one, miss Kreplach.

    What can I say, except:

    The GOP is a pile of dog shit.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (LY1IB)

    204 158 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

    it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
    Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)



    New York AG district follows US law? Really? When did they start doing that?

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)

    205 >>Also loving the whining about how it's not fair or right that Trump will claim this vindicated him.

    Yes, first they were upset with the idea that he was innocent until proven guilty.

    Now that he's been determined to be *not guilty* they want to say he's guilty because he was accused - "You have to look at the seriousness of the charges, not the outcome of the Mueller investigation! By virtue of the investigation there must have been something there."

    Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (W+vEI)

    206 Did someone say something about burgers and sauce?

    Posted by: TATER at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (nzKWW)

    207 174 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

    I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.
    Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM

    this may seem like nitpicking, but it's actually quite important, and shows how all of our perceptions have been played by this process.

    We saw REPORTS IN The MSM that Mueller wanted to depose Trump. We saw REPORTS in the MSM that Trump's people pushed back on that.

    As far as I know, Mueller never made a formal request, and Trump never made a formal denial. Which, in strict legal terms, means that neither event ever happened.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (V2Yro)

    208 So you love the Mentally Ill Tourette's Syndrome people

    Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

    I love all people that aren't filthy traitors.

    But, as in all things, the supposed ravings of street hobos about the trustworthiness of the police and FBI are generally more trustworthy than anything the corporate government media puts out.

    Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (JH+YW)

    209 I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.

    **********

    It's what the DOJ report will say so I'm assuming this just means an official affirmation that Trump didn't obstruct or sabotage the investigation other than to tell Mueller to fuck off when he wanted to interview him.

    Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (+dsLj)

    210 The people calling for the full release don't give a damn about that. They only c