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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump (6/24/17)

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Damn dog!! Doesn't he know it's Vacation Day Saturday??????

You Morons entertain yourselves. Not only is it vacation Saturday, I've been off the grid and that means no internet as well.

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You know the rules:

No running with sharp objects
No talking with your mouth full
Play nice with one another
No pissing in the pool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:05 AM




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1 Howdy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:56 AM (J+eG2)

2 " No pissing in the pool"?

Da Fuqua?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:59 AM (J+eG2)

3 I'm up before the dogs every day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 07:59 AM (oVJmc)

4 Suspect that's a Viszla.
A Lab with ZsaZsa's accent.

Smart? You bet. They can disobey in 12 languages.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2017 08:00 AM (H5rtT)

5 Woof?

Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2017 08:00 AM (jw2Xw)

6 I was up before a judge once. Does that count?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (H5rtT)

7 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (KCxzN)

8
Word!

-- Nanzi, from her bunker

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (pNxlR)

9 Viszlas are good dogs; they generally play well with my Airedales because they have playful personalities.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2017 08:02 AM (y7DUB)

10 T10?

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2017 08:02 AM (Sfs6o)

11 What a fuzzy alarm clock. Where's the snooze button!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2017 08:03 AM (hQWkm)

12 6 I was up before a judge once. Does that count?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (H5rtT)


Only if you weigh more than she does and don't shit down your leg. But, that's just me.......I could be wrong. Ask any of the women in my life

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2017 08:03 AM (ZTRlp)

13 Vic's links were plenty weird. Enjoy the vacay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2017 08:04 AM (EZebt)

14 "No talking with your mouth full"

But I just received a Bag of Dicks. Decisions decisions

Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 24, 2017 08:05 AM (6hUAo)

15 6:15? Try 4:15

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:06 AM (Ot7+c)

16 I'm firmly convinced that Viszlas are one of the finest all around dog breeds. I still miss Prinz, though he's been gone many a year!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (gwPgz)

17 Hillary Clinton calls GOP "Death Party".
Just keep going the way you and Pelosi are and we will see .

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (Ot7+c)

18 Morning all. Hope it's a great day for everyone. I will be a busy bee today but hopefully the payoff is good. Craft fair this evening. Big fireworks display in Greenwood celebrating their 150th anniversary. They are expecting over 2000 people.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 24, 2017 08:09 AM (CNHr1)

19 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 24, 2017 08:09 AM (CNHr1)

Hope you make many sales today!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:09 AM (gwPgz)

20 The first Saturday Morning Weird News Dump of the AH era.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2017 08:10 AM (DMUuz)

21 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2017 08:10 AM (tr2D7)

22 Hillary Clinton calls GOP "Death Party".

Just keep going the way you and Pelosi are and we will see .
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (Ot7+c)



The party for abortion, assisted suicide and rationed healthcare calls us what?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2017 08:11 AM (auHtY)

23
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Diversity is Strength

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 08:11 AM (PduNE)

24 Enjoy the day, I'm off to do chores before the heat and humidity really come up.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:12 AM (gwPgz)

25 We had a lot of rain last night, water still coming into basement ( not that I can't keep up) and wheelbarrows were 1/2 full out in the yard.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:12 AM (Ot7+c)

26 I'm firmly convinced that Viszlas are one of the
finest all around dog breeds. I still miss Prinz, though he's been gone
many a year!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (gwPgz)
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They are lovely, if you don't mind having a dog on crack. Or is that
Weimaraners?

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (lwiT4)

27 I suspect its the millions who will die if free healthcare is taken away she is talking about.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (Ot7+c)

28 Many many sales, Jewells!

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (lwiT4)

29 Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 08:11 AM (PduNE)

1. 1984
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. Fahrenheit 451

And toss in Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies as bonus material.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:53 AM (J+eG2)

I approve of VIA's summer reading list for all children and grand-chirren!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (gwPgz)

30 That pic made me cry. Had to put our old gal dog down last night and she loved nothing better than pounce on me Sat and Sun mornings with that same wakey-wakey face. During the week when I'm getting up for work she would be sound asleep but come the weekend it's a campaign from first light.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (tOV2w)

31 El Chapo's ex girlfriend caught trying to get into the US.
Very cute I would add.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (Ot7+c)

32 Prayer request-long. Sorry

Next week I have to start at the new church I will be serving. They already know me because I was the "communion Queen" every first Sunday while the seminary student wasn't authorized to do that, and I also filled in for her for a month or so while she was on maternity leave. However, there is a problem. The seminary student asked a former pastor to fill for her because she needed someone to preach for two weeks until she starts at her new church. She didn't ask me because last week was Father's Day (A father handles that service)-and I have one woman show performances tomorrow.

This is the problem,. The person she asked doesn't like me but the seminary student didn't know that because the seminary student over me and I love her. The woman preaching tomorrow is retired. She preceded me at a former church and continued to visit parishioners at the hospital and at home after I had started there as a pastor. This is not allowed in our denomination. You are supposed to have a break from your old church for a year in order for the new pastor to be established in their ministry. She told me when I questioned her about it, "This transition will be a difficult one", she said. My response was "It will be more difficult if you continue to give pastoral care after you're officially gone." She did not respond well at all. So, anyway, I wish her grace and blessing in her life, but I don't want her to take a swipe at me as she goes out the door. I have no control over that, I know, but it's her choice on how she handles that. I am praying that she will extend grace to me.

Thanks for the prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (qES5k)

33 Had another minute and...
Thanks VIA and FS for the travel prayers for creeper.

And now, since I've a second cup, I noticed I need to rid my self of that Hong Kong book of Kung Fu sock...

Things left to do...
Wash the ride
Load up some gear
Eat
Shower up
Remove clothes from dryer when done
And I've got 4 hours
Another relaxing Saturday before 3 hours of the second best therapy in the world,,, at least for me.
You can also pray I play well if so inclined.
Thanks again

Posted by: teej at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (w45mR)

34 We're officially civilians now, with mixed feelings about it. Woke up to a catfight in my in-laws' basement and told Hex to BE NICE. Hopefully he and Bel can find a common cause in hiding from Pookette, who we're picking up after a week with her aunt.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (MZ65M)

35 They are lovely, if you don't mind having a dog on crack. Or is that
Weimaraners?

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (lwiT4)


IIRC, The Weimaraner was "stabilized" by cross-breeding with Viszlas, so yes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (gwPgz)

36 " Had to put our old gal dog down last night"

Those hurt.

And it takes a long time for the hurt to fade.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:16 AM (J+eG2)

37 My golden doodle had surgery for an anal mass, or as I call it, Barack and Hillary. Anyway, she's wearing the Cone of Shame. I don't think she'll forgive me. In fact, I think she's plotting her revenge.

Posted by: pep at June 24, 2017 08:16 AM (LAe3v)

38 Whoops-seminary student "loves" me and I love her.l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:16 AM (qES5k)

39 "I noticed I need to rid my self of that Hong Kong book of Kung Fu sock... "

Was wondering when you would notice that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:17 AM (J+eG2)

40 Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (tOV2w)
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Condolences, Russkiltlover.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2017 08:18 AM (Sfs6o)

41 Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (tOV2w)

Sorry about your canine family member. May you receive strength and healing in your loss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:18 AM (qES5k)

42 Of course FS - prayers on the way.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2017 08:18 AM (tr2D7)

43 Thanks for the prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (qES5k)


Prayers up for peace and grace in your new church!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:19 AM (gwPgz)

44 We have a corgi and a bassador (basset/lab mix).

They don't get up until you get up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:19 AM (oVJmc)

45 "That pic made me cry. Had to put our old gal dog down last night and she loved nothing better than pounce on me Sat and Sun mornings with that same wakey-wakey face. During the week when I'm getting up for work she would be sound asleep but come the weekend it's a campaign from first light."

I'm so very sorry. I know how much it hurts to part with a beloved pet.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2017 08:20 AM (jm1YL)

46 Anal mass?

There's something that might actually get Obama to church.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

47 FS-
I know a guy. Nuff said.

Posted by: pep at June 24, 2017 08:20 AM (LAe3v)

48 I'll be reading the pet thread, balling my eyes out and my lab will be saying, "Mom, can ya loosen up the squeeze justa tad?"

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 24, 2017 08:21 AM (tOV2w)

49 " Anyway, she's wearing the Cone of Shame."

That's a Treat-Catcher funnel for one of our local dodo heads.

For the other, it's the floor attachment for the hoover nose.


And did you ever wonder if dogs hear better with that thing on?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:21 AM (J+eG2)

50 Posted by: pep at June 24, 2017 08:20 AM (LAe3v)

LOL. I don't want someone to do a" hit" on her. She's really a rather charismatic person who cares about people and is a good preacher, but her need to be loved sometimes gets in her way and the way of others.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:22 AM (qES5k)

51 Good luck Fen, and prayers sent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:22 AM (J+eG2)

52 That pic made me cry. Had to put our old gal dog
down last night and she loved nothing better than pounce on me Sat and
Sun mornings with that same wakey-wakey face. During the week when I'm
getting up for work she would be sound asleep but come the weekend it's
a campaign from first light.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (tOV2w)
===========================

I'm so sorry, Russkilitlover.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:23 AM (lwiT4)

53 Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:19 AM (gwPgz)

Thank for the prayers, Hrothgar and Tonypete and anyone else who cares to pray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:24 AM (qES5k)

54 Our 11-year-old grandson is with us and read Fahrenheit 451 in two sessions, before bed and after breakfast, then read Grisham's Playing for Pizza that afternoon.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 24, 2017 08:24 AM (WpPbD)

55 Good grief, FS, that is a lot to deal with on a Sunday. I will pray that God's grace smooths things over. My (lay pastor) F-I-L is preaching at his home church tomorrow, and I was teasing him, saying Pooky and I would sit in the front row and play Statler and Waldorf. He said he's going to leave it to us who is going to play which.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:24 AM (MZ65M)

56 Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:24 AM (MZ65M)

I'm glad for you both that you have a great sense of humor. please let us know which role you take on

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:26 AM (gwPgz)

57 Wow. The dog days of summer came quickly.

Posted by: Corndog at June 24, 2017 08:27 AM (V2CIU)

58 I'm back. Right about the time I was going to post that comparison of Obama vs Scankles on the black vote my brother called and talked for an hour.


Obama got 95/96 percent of the black vote with heavy turnout. Scankles only got 88% of the black vote with low turnout. That cost her in states like NC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 08:27 AM (mpXpK)

59 Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (gwPgz)

My dad was in Laos a few years. Got 2 vizslas from departing colleague. He was besotted. Loved those dogs. My dad liked dogs, but not like this. It was great to see. Beautiful dogs.

Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (OU4q6)

60 FenelonSpoke - some pastors are poops. I met one just yesterday. Sheesh.


Nothing takes God by surprise. Even if the situation stands as is, and she does not show grace, the good part is that you can. So many times the Apostle Paul found himself in similar situations, and he did okay

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (lwiT4)

61 Happy Caturday, regardless...

Posted by: Corndog at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (V2CIU)

62 This is only the second morning with our two senior rescue dogs. Since they can't jump on the bed (one's too old, the other too short) they are content to wait until one of us is up. We then have a five minute window to get them to the back yard to do their business. And they do mean five minutes and they do mean business!

45 minutes later, everybody is breakfasted, medicated, and had another go in the yard. This violence is exhausting and they are ready for a well-deserved nap.

Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (V+03K)

63 Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:24 AM (MZ65M)

Thanks very much. It's really only doing a service next Sunday. I expect through Gods grace it (the service)will be fine. It's great you go to support your F-I-L. People appreciate having loved ones there to support them.

I will continue to keep you and your family in prayer at this time of transition. May rough places be made smooth. May there be blessing and healing in whatever ways are needed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:30 AM (qES5k)

64 Hillary Clinton calls GOP "Death Party".
Just keep going the way you and Pelosi are and we will see .

Posted by: Skip


I believe Pope John Paul II referred to people like Hillary as the "culture of death".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 08:30 AM (xAvrH)

65 "Since they can't jump on the bed (one's too old, the other too short"

What happens when they learn to tag-team it, and the short one stands on the old one's back to get on the bed?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:32 AM (J+eG2)

66 legalinsurrection - Northwestern prof makes argument for limitations-on free speech
Dennis Prager brought up a theory that children brought up without discipline crave it in their adult life and tend to totalaterizim.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:32 AM (Ot7+c)

67 A week from now my son will be married! Woo-Hooo! I've finally found someone who will take him off my hands!


And we've finally picked out a song. I told him there will be much twirling. I bought a dress specifically made for twirling.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:32 AM (lwiT4)

68 Dog Days begin July 3 and end August 11. So we are getting ready to start dog days.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 08:33 AM (mpXpK)

69 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 24, 2017 08:09 AM (CNHr1)

Hope it is a really good day with lots of sales.

Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 08:33 AM (OU4q6)

70 Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (lwiT4)

Thanks; I know God is in it. I was praying that God would open additional ministry opportunities for me, and within an hour my boss called and asked me to serve there as Pastor when I wasn't really looking to go back into the church every week. I was concentrating on the drama ministry.

When people have spoken to me about her at that church I have always said, "Pastor ____ has a warm pastoral manner" which she does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:34 AM (qES5k)

71 "I believe Pope John Paul II referred to people like Hillary as the "culture of death". "

I believe General Honore admonished people like her to not be stuck on stupid.


But I could be wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:34 AM (J+eG2)

72 Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (OU4q6)

I think they are really special dogs, and I'm one that thinks all dogs are special!

Now off to chores.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:34 AM (gwPgz)

73 FS, some of the rough places are already smooth-we don't have to deal with terrible military-civilian contracting on our roads anymore.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:35 AM (MZ65M)

74 Good morning, everyone!

Jewells, it sounds like your jewelry business is really taking off. I'm so glad for you.

Russkiltlover, I'll add my condolences about the loss of your dog. So hard.

Teej, you're playing today? And creeper is coming? Good luck to you, and tell her I say hello. Haven't seen her here in ages, and I miss her.

Fenelon, I will pray for you, and of course, grammie is right - you will do the right thing regardless of what she does, and that is what is going to make the difference.

Pookysgirl, I'm glad yesterday is over, and that you two will get Pookette back soon and you will all be together. And keeping a sense of humor through this whole thing is wonderful. It makes a big difference.

*gulps coffee*

Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:35 AM (sBOL1)

75 I think the US will soon swing back toward rationality and practicality. I credit Michelle Obama's school lunch fiasco.

We should start doing the one-dollar-bet (Trading Places) about when things will come to a head.

When Trump ends the Korean war?
When Kurdistan-in-Levant becomes the ME stabilizer?
When US Federal spending decreases in real terms?
When China outlaws communist party?

Posted by: Mudd at June 24, 2017 08:36 AM (HGnpK)

76 This violence is exhausting and they are ready for a well-deserved nap.
Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (V+03K)
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"They" are ready for a nap, or "you" are???

Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:36 AM (sBOL1)

77 Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:35 AM (MZ65M)

Glad to hear that!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:37 AM (qES5k)

78 My current Viszla, the last of a good pair of dogs, might be the best one I've ever owned. Anybody have a female and looking to breed her? He's available most Saturday nights. All he asks is that dinner and a run in the fields gets thrown in. I'd like first dibs on a puppy myself.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 24, 2017 08:37 AM (ylUqT)

79 LA Slimes - Number of refugees admitted to U.S. drops by almost half

Government statistics released Friday showed that more than 25,000 refugees were permitted to enter and reside in the United States at the end of the Obama administration. In the initial months under President Trump, the number fell to 13,000. Countries of origin were largely unchanged. In both periods, two-thirds of the arrivals came from five countries: the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Syria, Iraq, Somalia and Myanmar.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2017 08:38 AM (auHtY)

80 And we've finally picked out a song. I told him there will be much twirling. I bought a dress specifically made for twirling.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:32 AM (lwiT4)
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grammie, I am so excited for you. I know you've been looking forward to this wedding, and that you love your soon-to-be daughter-in-law. I hope the day is absolutely perfect.

And if there is some way you can let us see a picture of you in your dress, like our Christmas card picture you posted here last year, that would be the icing on the cake.

Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:39 AM (sBOL1)

81 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (qES5k)

Prayers for you FS. Grace abounds.

BTW, sounds like the "departing" pastor has the same take on transition as Obama.

Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 08:39 AM (OU4q6)

82 Bluebell, question for you. I have a way that I make quesadillas in about 5 minutes and I use the macrowave. Does that count as a recipe?

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:40 AM (MZ65M)

83 Fox news- Barak knew depth of the Russian plot,
Its that generic 'Russian Plot' that no one has ever stated What the F' they did.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:40 AM (Ot7+c)

84 If we replace the word 'plot' with 'pile of horse crap' it all makes sense

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 08:41 AM (6FqZa)

85 pookysgirl, if it's food and Morons can eat it, it's a recipe!

Sounds like one grammie might be able to use

Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:41 AM (sBOL1)

86 Charleston, SC for the day and then on to Hilton Head Island for a week.

Have a great week folks!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 24, 2017 08:42 AM (WMIUB)

87 Fox news- Barak knew depth of the Russian plot,
Its that generic 'Russian Plot' that no one has ever stated What the F' they did.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:40 AM (Ot7+c)
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If we replace the word 'plot' with 'pile of horse crap' it all makes sense
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 08:41 AM (6FqZa)
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And you two gentlemen have encapsulated the whole thing in two pithy comments. Well done.

Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (sBOL1)

88 Bluebell, question for you. I have a way that I make quesadillas in about 5 minutes and I use the macrowave. Does that count as a recipe?
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Well, if taking a swig of rum out of the bottle and then a swig of coke out of it's bottle and calling it a rum and coke does, then your recipe counts.

Wait! Bad example. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (tr2D7)

89 Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 08:39 AM (OU4q6)

Yes, that's it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (qES5k)

90 bluebell, it pairs well with ValuRite, so yes, it's Moron food!

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (MZ65M)

91 60 FenelonSpoke - some pastors are poops. I met one just yesterday. Sheesh.


Some pastors need a good throat-punching, but that's an entirely different story. Bottom line: pastors are people and people generally suck.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (0mRoj)

92 There could be a section for quick and easy recipes

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:44 AM (Ot7+c)

93 New Zealand.


What can I say


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11876840

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:44 AM (J+eG2)

94 Call or write you local representative that you want to join in the rush to name a street, avenue, blvd after Obama. In a few years every city, village. town, hamlet will......

The news that southwest L.A.'s Rodeo Road may soon be renamed Obama Boulevard" was received positively by residents of the surrounding Crenshaw district.

Trump? "No one wants a Donald Trump Road, Wilson responded. "Jeez."

Some are now saying it should be a more important street/avenue in LA, like maybe a downtown ave.

Posted by: Colin at June 24, 2017 08:44 AM (1I4zu)

95 And if there is some way you can let us see a
picture of you in your dress, like our Christmas card picture you posted
here last year, that would be the icing on the cake.



Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:39 AM (sBOL1)
==========================

I'll try to remember how I did it before - LOL !! I'll try to get my shoes in there too!

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:45 AM (lwiT4)

96 From the enWillowing:

Brought to you by former AG now Senator Kamala Harris.

Someone has to think of a good snarky nickname for her.

====
Let's see, she's a Democrat , right?

How 'bout..... Liar.

Or perhaps:

*Dana Carvey*
SAAAATAN!
*/Dana Carvey*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (RQP0C)

97 What is the general concensus on buying used mattresses?

It just seems creepy to me, but I know it's done.

Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (Zs4uk)

98 Well Qualifying for the Azerbaijan Grand Prix is finally going to start on CNBC, and you can follow along on F-1 Timing and scoring or
http://www.planetf1.com/live/

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (Ot7+c)

99 "Bottom line: pastors are people and people generally suck."

Stick with Morons, and 'Ettes.


We're "Special".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (J+eG2)

100 Duck du Valurite

Posted by: Corndog at June 24, 2017 08:47 AM (V2CIU)

101 76 ... ""They" are ready for a nap, or "you" are???"

Hi bluebell, They want the nap but it sets an example for me!

Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2017 08:47 AM (V+03K)

102 Well then you know what to do, pookysgirl . . .

👇 👇 👇 👇 👇

Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:48 AM (sBOL1)

103 "What is the general concensus on buying used mattresses?

It just seems creepy to me, but I know it's done"

Where is it coming from?

Who is the intended user?


I know that Mrs VIA would never accept a used mattress.

But she's classy like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:48 AM (J+eG2)

104 97 a bit creepy for me as well but guess they could be fumigated. I would take the used matress out in yard, pour a gallon of charcoal lighter fluid on it and burn it for 1/2 hr just to be sure.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:48 AM (Ot7+c)

105 I'll try to remember how I did it before - LOL !! I'll try to get my shoes in there too!
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:45 AM (lwiT4)
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Darn right you'll get the shoes in there. The jewelry too.

Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:49 AM (sBOL1)

106 I don't think I could sleep on a used mattress. DNA and all....

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (lwiT4)

107 Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (0mRoj)

No, people don't generally suck. All of us have both good and bad within us-and we all do things we shouldn't and regret. We also do things that show the light of Christ If iIthought people generally 'sucked", rather than that we are all sinners in need of God's grace and that God loves us and wants to be in relationship with us, I would n't be a pastor. And no, i don't need a throat punching-I need people who cal me to accountability. in love

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (qES5k)

108 Hillary Clinton calls GOP "Death Party".

Maybe we should believe her. I mean, what modern politician knows more about having people killed, intentionally or unintentionally than Hillary 'Arkancide' Rodham Clinton?

Posted by: JB1000 at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (3acYM)

109 Its that generic 'Russian Plot' that no one has ever stated What the F' they did.

The most they'll commit to is trolling the internet with 'disinformation.' You know, telling people what a crook Hillary was.

But they keep it vague so people will think 'hacked machines and changed votes.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

110 "people generally suck"

Bugs Bunny and Martians (thugs)

Smile biggly at Martians
Martians smile back

Glare at Martians
Martians glare back

Bugs Bunny taught me all my social skills

Posted by: Mudd at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (HGnpK)

111 Darn right you'll get the shoes in there. The jewelry too.





Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:49 AM (sBOL1)
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Rev bought me $400 dollars worth of jewelry. Can you believe it? I bought the necklace in a shop downtown (on his card, natch) and he said, why don't you go back for the earrings and bracelet too?

I rationalized it by calculating all the food we didn't eat since we got married.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:52 AM (lwiT4)

112 What is the general concensus on buying used mattresses?

Don't know why anyone would want to take the chance, but to kill off any bedbugs, place in small room with a couple of space heaters - easier in summer. Close all windows, try to maintain 100 degree temperature for an hour or so.

Critters 'can't take the heat'.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 08:52 AM (PduNE)

113 There's a couple of elders in our church I could easily throat-punch. But, job security and all.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:53 AM (lwiT4)

114
They are lovely, if you don't mind having a dog on crack. Or is that
Weimaraners?

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (lwiT4)


Sporting dogs in general ("Great day for hunting! Let's play two!") Give me our lazy sighthounds any day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 08:53 AM (dLMUB)

115 Call or write you local representative that you want to join in the rush to name a street, avenue, blvd after Obama. In a few years every city, village. town, hamlet will......

The news that southwest L.A.'s Rodeo Road may soon be renamed Obama Boulevard" was received positively by residents of the surrounding Crenshaw district.


California should just change the name of their state to Obamaville.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 08:55 AM (xAvrH)

116 We got used mattresses out by the dumpster. We're next door to Nude Nudes. First come first served!

Posted by: Motel by Airport at June 24, 2017 08:55 AM (bc2Lc)

117 Rev bought me $400 dollars worth of jewelry. Can you believe it? I bought the necklace in a shop downtown (on his card, natch) and he said, why don't you go back for the earrings and bracelet too?

I rationalized it by calculating all the food we didn't eat since we got married.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:52 AM (lwiT4)
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Plus, he was able to lost those 15? 25? I forget - pounds he wanted to. Thus proving that marrying you was obviously the best decision of his life. And $400 worth of jewelry - yes indeed, that better be in the picture too!

Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 08:56 AM (sBOL1)

118
You know the rules:



No running with sharp objects

No talking with your mouth full

Play nice with one another

No pissing in the pool








You just want to suck the joy out of everything, don't you?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2017 08:56 AM (iFZVz)

119 Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:53 AM (lwiT4)

Don'r do it!! I don't read on the internet about the wife of the minister assaulting people. :^)

You could always pray "let this thorn be removed from my side" Maybe they'll decide to go to another church or maybe they'll have a a conversion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:56 AM (qES5k)

120
No pissing in the pool


Okay, how else do you combat evaporation?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

121 Tried to submit the recipe on my phone and Firefox got too impatient and ate it when I was halfway through. I'll try on my laptop later.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:58 AM (MZ65M)

122 Some of our local charities will not even accept a donated mattress due to health and sanitation concerns.


But...check with some of the others.
Several claim that they themselves fumigate used furniture and mattresses before offering them for purchase.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:58 AM (J+eG2)

123 Woke up late and came down to find that Puppeh's new project is ripping a carpet remnant to shreds. Thankfully I don't think he ate any of it.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (hMwEB)

124 Years ago had a old pillow to get rid of, decided to throw it into my burn barrel. Had a fire with some sticks going and ( this was late evening) threw it into the barrel. Flames shot up about 20 feet until it was gone. Relized then why people smoking and fall asleep are killed sometimes.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (Ot7+c)

125 Rev bought me $400 dollars worth of jewelry. Can you believe it? I bought the necklace in a shop downtown (on his card, natch) and he said, why don't you go back for the earrings and bracelet too?

Methinks you misinterpreted what he was saying.

After Lacey got her first Best in Show, Her Majesty called me from the road. "A vendor can make me a special piece of jewelry for $X,XXX. Can I get it?" Sure, I said laughingly. The next American Express bill comes and there's a charge for $X,XXX. "But you said!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (p1kLq)

126 Thanks, pookysgirl. Yep, it will be easier on a computer rather than a phone, for sure.

Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (sBOL1)

127 "You just want to suck the joy out of everything, don't you?"

No shit.

How bout Don't chew with your mouth full.

And Don't swim with your mouth open.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (J+eG2)

128 Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, have to get away...

Mornin' Horde. My annual July vacay begins one week from now and probate probably clears after. I'll tell y'all, a few months back I didn't think I'd make it to this point, but by the grace of God, many prayers, and one rather astute decision by the brother I've groused at periodically I've made it this far, at least.

So I'm kicking back and relaxing as I can and being thankful for the good things. People are flawed, but they can still be awesome...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (66CWr)

129 Used mattresses -- wouldn't do it. Then again, think hotels.

MH -- great photo. Can't have doggehs now, but that pix made my day. That's some nose!

Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (OU4q6)

130 Plus, he was able to lost those 15? 25? I forget - pounds he wanted to.
====================================


Yep. 25 pounds. He didn't think he could do it, but with my encouragement (nagging) and healthy cooking (dump pre-made salad in a bowl) he's at 185. I took a side picture of him this morning and his belly is completely flat!


Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (lwiT4)

131 The Russian Plot has now gotten to the point that the Russian Embassy is bombarded by nut cases that want to join. Winning side effect.

What is the best character in Lego Star Wars? Darth Vader.

Wars in Ukraine and Syria would be over already if President of Russia Putin was as powerful as the claim. Hillary and company rigged the election and can't believe she lost because her and her policies are universally unpopular.

eg Democrats are projecting themselves on President Trump. They cheated and still lost so they think President Trump cheated better than they did.

Posted by: Mudd at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (HGnpK)

132 Hugs, Russkilitlover

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (hMwEB)

133 "Brought to you by former AG now Senator Kamala Harris.

Someone has to think of a good snarky nickname for her.


Skamala Harridan. Or Kamalissa Harris-Perry. I also liked freaked's one: Kamalat. Maybe Kamala Toe?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:01 AM (xAvrH)

134 Stick with Morons, and 'Ettes.

We're "Special".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (J+eG2)


As in "Special Education", "Special Needs"' etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 09:01 AM (p1kLq)

135 Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (66CWr)

Good to hear a good word. May you have a wonderful time on your vacation and may probate be cleared smoothly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 09:01 AM (qES5k)

136 " and his belly is completely flat!
"

That ain't Belly.


That's Lower Chest Development!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:02 AM (J+eG2)

137 Prayers and good luck Fenelon

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 09:02 AM (hMwEB)

138 Posted by: @votermom

Thanks very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 09:04 AM (qES5k)

139 Amazing. Every freaking day the MFM is obsessed with Trump's "NEW APPROVAL RATING"!! Bing is no different this morning. Did they constantly bang the drum everyday with Jug Ears McFuckstick's approval? Didn't think so. The entire left has been driven crazy. I agree with Rush.....the MFM is driving the agenda of the commie left, and they won't let up. Unreal.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (TPimP)

140 That ain't Belly.





That's Lower Chest Development!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:02 AM (J+eG2)
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He put on a pair of pants this morning that still had the tags on them, because they didn't fit. Today they fit. He's got a nice looking butt. I'm shallow like that.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (lwiT4)

141 But what a great face to wake up to. Hell of a lot better than commuting to work and seeing the faces there!

Posted by: Leslie at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (XDUfX)

142 So I'm kicking back and relaxing as I can and being thankful for the good things. People are flawed, but they can still be awesome...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (66CWr)
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Your whole comment fills me with joy. I'm so happy for you. It's been a long road, I know. Hallelujah.

Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (sBOL1)

143 howitzer covfefe LOL

(delete space)
http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/23/ army-tank-has-covfefe-stamped-on-the-gun-photo/

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 09:07 AM (hMwEB)

144 Brother Cavil - hugs

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 09:07 AM (lwiT4)

145 California is full of Obamavilles. You only hear about them when they clear them out for development or because some important client complains.

Plenty of Obamavilles in Hawaii too.

"When the governor of Hawaii announced his plan this week to buy the state's homeless one-way tickets to the continental U.S., it was the latest in a series of efforts aimed at curbing the Aloha State's massive homeless problem."

Don't know about Chicago. Brutal winters?

Posted by: Mudd at June 24, 2017 09:08 AM (HGnpK)

146 139
Amazing. Every freaking day the MFM is obsessed with Trump's "NEW
APPROVAL RATING"!! Bing is no different this morning. Did they
constantly bang the drum everyday with Jug Ears McFuckstick's approval?
Didn't think so. The entire left has been driven crazy. I agree with
Rush.....the MFM is driving the agenda of the commie left, and they
won't let up. Unreal.


Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (TPimP)

Those approval ratings are just another POL. And we all know now that polls are not worth a shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (mpXpK)

147 A few weeks ago at supper, Pooky was telling me how he had broken the Air Force bureaucracy yet again, so I laughed and told him, "You're special, sweetie." Pookette reached over, patted his arm and said, "You're special, Daddy." I tried so hard not to laugh that I must have strained several muscles.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (MZ65M)

148 The news that southwest L.A.'s Rodeo Road may soon be renamed Obama Boulevard" was received positively by residents of the surrounding Crenshaw district.

California should just change the name of their state to Obamaville.

=====
Is there any Martin Luther King street that is not a
****hole? MLK Blvd in Detroit is crime central. I'd imagine an Obama road will become more of the same.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (RQP0C)

149 He's got a nice looking butt. I'm shallow like that.

Posted by: grammie winger



Ummm... pics?

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (xAvrH)

150 "but with my encouragement (nagging)"
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Encouragement. I like that. When people accuse me of nagging them about submitting recipes, I'll just say I'm encouraging them. Thank you.

And did you all see the nifty countdown clock CBD put on the sidebar for us? It was qdpsteve's idea on the ONT last night, and I don't think it took CBD 30 seconds to get it up there.

Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:10 AM (sBOL1)

151 ""When the governor of Hawaii announced his plan this week to buy the state's homeless one-way tickets to the continental U.S., it was the latest in a series of efforts aimed at curbing the Aloha State's massive homeless problem." "

Wasn't Hawaii also making noises about a universal living wage for all residents as well?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:10 AM (J+eG2)

152 Hired a "maintenance man" - 31 year old who has made a career out of making the wrong decisions.

He just got an apartment and doesn't have a stick of furniture, or anything else. In a week, his two oldest daughters are moving in with him (6 and 10), then a few weeks after that, his 4 year old moves in.

Of course, he's got a worthless girlfriend.

When he mentioned the mattresses yesterday, I just couldn't think of having those kids sleep on something like that.

Guess it's time for IKEA.

Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)

153 As in "Special Education", "Special Needs"' etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I'm quite familiar with that word. I always knew I was special. It gave me the confidence to enter into politics.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 24, 2017 09:13 AM (xAvrH)

154 Anyone seeing these signs on front yards ' Hate has no home here' or something simular?

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)

155 Hired a "maintenance man" - 31 year old who has made a career out of making the wrong decisions.

He just got an apartment and doesn't have a stick of furniture, or anything else. In a week, his two oldest daughters are moving in with him (6 and 10), then a few weeks after that, his 4 year old moves in.

Of course, he's got a worthless girlfriend.

When he mentioned the mattresses yesterday, I just couldn't think of having those kids sleep on something like that.

Guess it's time for IKEA.

Posted by: jwest


You should have hired a heroin-addled lesbian instead.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (xAvrH)

156 You're a good guy, jwest.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (hMwEB)

157 "Hate has no home here"

Disagree and I'll shoot you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (ddrA7)

158 >>Hillary Clinton calls GOP "Death Party".


That would be Planned Parenthood's Margaret Sanger Award winner Hillary Clinton, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (NOIQH)

159 You should have hired a heroin-addled lesbian instead.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (xAvrH)


She's working at the restaurant. Couldn't ask for a better employee. Talented, happy, hard worker. 6 foot tall and loaded with tattoos.

Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (Zs4uk)

160 used mattress - my college kid sleeps in that in her dorm. right.

I bought her a mattress cover, the kind that will trap any nasties in there.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:17 AM (hMwEB)

161 Anyone seeing these signs on front yards ' Hate has no home here' or something simular?
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)
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You know what, Skip? Even though I live in the Peoples Republic of Northern Virginia, I haven't seen one yet. Not even at the wacky Unitarian Universalist church with the rainbow flags and pro-illegal immigrant signs. It's surely a matter of time for them, though. I can only think they are having a large one made to order and it's taking a while.

Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:18 AM (sBOL1)

162 >>Anyone seeing these signs on front yards ' Hate has no home here' or something simular?


Yes - and it's provided in English, Spanish and Arabic.
The non-verbal message is: rob this house first, no way they have guns!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 09:18 AM (NOIQH)

163 But...check with some of the others.

Several claim that they themselves fumigate used furniture and mattresses before offering them for purchase.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:58 AM (J+eG2)


There are some manufacturers that take the guts of the inner-spring mattresses and use them for making new ones. It is just that they don't take the old mattresses retail.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (mkDpn)

164 "Anyone seeing these signs on front yards ' Hate has no home here' or something simular?"

Yup.


We give the addresses to the homeless.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (J+eG2)

165 Anyone seeing these signs on front yards ' Hate has no home here' or something simular?
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)

they are around here too

so annoying

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (hMwEB)

166 Yes - and it's provided in English, Spanish and Arabic.
The non-verbal message is: rob this house first, no way they have guns!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 09:18 AM (NOIQH)


there was someone talking about making replacement signs that look the same but with the Arabic saying . . . something different.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (mkDpn)

167 She's working at the restaurant. Couldn't ask for a better employee. Talented, happy, hard worker. 6 foot tall and loaded with tattoos.
Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (Zs4uk)
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jwest, that's great. Good for her, and good for you. So the restaurant biz is going well?

Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (sBOL1)

168 Good morning all. Since there's no weird news, I've got this:


Ewww. - a limerick


I'll tell you, but only in confidence
That New York judge reeks of incompetence
She leaked to the press
Her legal briefs are a mess
The result of her legal incontinence



You're welcome.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (mvenn)

169 Yikes. Good morning to you too, Muldoon! In fine form, I see.

Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:21 AM (sBOL1)

170 "Since there's no weird news,"

It's not like we haven't been trying.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:21 AM (J+eG2)

171 I have been hearing about these on news and talk radio but just started to see some so wasn't sure how prevalent they are.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (Ot7+c)

172 what NY judge are we limericking?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (hMwEB)

173 And assume every person putting one up would throw me into Happy Camp if they could.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (Ot7+c)

174 jwest, that's great. Good for her, and good for you. So the restaurant biz is going well?
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (sBOL1)


Business has almost doubled since we took over. There is a buzz around town that it's the "hip, trendy" new place for breakfast and lunch.

My high-powered architect has submitted the preliminary floorplans for the kitchen addition, so that's going to happen real soon. The wife and I are going to an auction warehouse today to look at a "TurboChef I3" oven that's only a year old. Hopefully, we can buy it and save about $8000.

Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (Zs4uk)

175 the Saudis foiled a bomb plot in the Great Mosque at Mecca. Some Muslim was planning to blow himself up there

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 09:25 AM (B9kHd)

176 "Since there's no weird news,"

It's not like we haven't been trying.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:21 AM (J+eG2)
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Yeah. Who are you calling "not weird," buddy?

See you all later - off to do my exercise! Keep those recipes coming! I'm encouraging you to do so!


Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:25 AM (sBOL1)

177 Was reading up on Azerbaijan on Wiki, they are the most un-Muzzy Muzzy country.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:26 AM (Ot7+c)

178 Huzzah, jwest! That's just awesome.

Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:26 AM (sBOL1)

179 I've got knee high grass in the field in front of our cabin. I'm thinking of mowing the word 'COVFEFE' in 10-ft tall letters visible from high in the sky (or our neighbors' place up the hill).


Around here I could claim it was aliens and sell tickets to the locals.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:27 AM (mvenn)

180 "139 Amazing. Every freaking day the MFM is obsessed with Trump's "NEW APPROVAL RATING"!! Bing is no different this morning. Did they constantly bang the drum everyday with Jug Ears McFuckstick's approval? Didn't think so. The entire left has been driven crazy. I agree with Rush.....the MFM is driving the agenda of the commie left, and they won't let up. Unreal. "

What's driving them bonkers is that they cannot break our president. He eats everything they throw at him and spits right back at them. Which reminds me that it's time to go to the White House web site and send another note of support.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2017 09:27 AM (jm1YL)

181 what NY judge are we limericking?

****

In the sidebar at the main page

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:28 AM (mvenn)

182 "We give the addresses to the homeless."

Perfect. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2017 09:29 AM (jm1YL)

183 I have been hearing about these on news and talk radio but just started to see some so wasn't sure how prevalent they are.Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (Ot7+c)

They're on about one out of every 10, 000 homes in my area. Which spells trouble for Trump in 2020 for sure.

I mean what chance could he possibly have with that groundswell of opinion?

/ reinserts tongue in cheek
/ or is it the other way around?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 24, 2017 09:29 AM (PduNE)

184 what NY judge are we limericking?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (hMwEB)


http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9g97aa2

Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2017 09:30 AM (OFItL)

185 Those approval ratings are just another POL. And we all know now that polls are not worth a shit.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (mpXpK)

WE political junkies know that, but the average drone is being hit over the head with this day after day after day. I work in the media, engineering dept at a TV station, but we support the news department. So, I have an up close view of how the news is formulated every night. When the news director is a rabid anti Trump socialist bastard, the news will absolutely reflect his views. The woman who he replaced was cut from the same cloth. She and I had a rather heated discussion one time, and her statement to me was, "I vote democrat because I ike to help people". She didn't appreciate the laughter. Oh, and this is a major market Spanish station, part of the largest Spanish media network. luckily, most of my fellow engineering people are rather conservative.....and Anglo.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2017 09:31 AM (TPimP)

186 And did you all see the nifty countdown clock CBD
put on the sidebar for us? It was qdpsteve's idea on the ONT last
night, and I don't think it took CBD 30 seconds to get it up there.



Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:10 AM


And yet, your name persists on The List, The List O' Shame.

I'll repeat my offer to send you a cookie recipe, if it gets you out of such dire straits.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2017 09:32 AM (DMUuz)

187 "22 Hillary Clinton calls GOP "Death Party".

Just keep going the way you and Pelosi are and we will see .
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (Ot7+c)



The party for abortion, assisted suicide and rationed healthcare calls us what?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2017 08:11 AM (auHtY) "


Well said !

I am not the first to observe that those people do not know about logical consistency.
They also may not know about Freudian projection, but this they can do like naturals !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 24, 2017 09:32 AM (i81II)

188 161 Anyone seeing these signs on front yards ' Hate has no home here' or something simular?

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)

---------



You know what, Skip? Even though I live in the Peoples Republic of
Northern Virginia, I haven't seen one yet. Not even at the wacky
Unitarian Universalist church with the rainbow flags and pro-illegal
immigrant signs. It's surely a matter of time for them, though. I can
only think they are having a large one made to order and it's taking a
while.



Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:18 AM (sBOL1)
---------------------They're all over my little corner of NoVa. The hate that would be emanating from those homes if I'd put up a pro-Trump sign would probably burn the neighborhood down. The sign on the Unitarian church out my way proudly describes the place as a "Liberal" congregation. Also signs about how open-minded they are. Sure they are ...

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at June 24, 2017 09:33 AM (YidHP)

189 No running with sharp objects


*****

Are we including cheddar cheese in this category?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (mvenn)

190 the Saudis foiled a bomb plot in the Great Mosque at Mecca. Some Muslim was planning to blow himself up there

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo


Stop harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (xAvrH)

191 Is there any Martin Luther King street that is not a
****hole? MLK Blvd in Detroit is crime central. I'd imagine an Obama road will become more of the same.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (RQP0C)


No, because they always renamed a street in the black neighborhoods, and they were already crime-ridden. They did it for the same reasons Lincoln High School is always in the same neighborhoods.

Heck, a whole county in Washington renamed itself after MLK - King County. Which was originally named after Franklin Pierce's first Vice President, William R....King.

Had to do with becoming a territory and the Tacoma area (Pierce County) being the Northern Pacific railroad terminus and that area expected to be the "big" city because of that. Didn't work out.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 24, 2017 09:36 AM (17QyB)

192 The sign on the Unitarian church out my way proudly describes the place as a "Liberal" congregation. Also signs about how open-minded they are. Sure they are ...

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife


If you want to get the measure of a church, go to their mission page on their website. If they describe themselves as "affirming and inclusive" they are a liberal cesspool.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:37 AM (xAvrH)

193 So sorry to hear it, Russkiltlover.

I had the same feeling from that picture, my two rat terriers, both gone now ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 24, 2017 09:39 AM (i81II)

194 Are we including cheddar cheese in this category?

Posted by: Muldoon


As usual, I'm simultaneously in awe of your genius and rolling my eyes at how horrible that was.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:40 AM (xAvrH)

195 If they describe themselves as "affirming and inclusive" they are a liberal cesspool LGBT Social Club that likes to sing hymns..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:41 AM (J+eG2)

196
When he mentioned the mattresses yesterday, I just couldn't think of having those kids sleep on something like that.



Guess it's time for IKEA.
Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)


Futons are much cheaper than mattresses, and they last about the same amount of time. Keep them off the ground with some sort of airspace and they don't mold.
They are a good starter thing, and I am sure your handyman could knock together some platforms for the kids.

I dropped a thousand on two mattresses and box springs and the damned things were useless. I went back to a futon and was much happier. I am about to build a platform so I can replace the useless box spring too, since it tends to sag in the bedframe.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 09:41 AM (mkDpn)

197 189 No running with sharp objects


*****

Are we including cheddar cheese in this category?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (mvenn)


Cheesey Man, Cheesey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2017 09:41 AM (ZTRlp)

198 192 If you want to get the measure of a church, go to
their mission page on their website. If they describe themselves as
"affirming and inclusive" they are a liberal cesspool.



Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:37 AM (xAvrH)
--------------Absolutely. Plus, the congregations are located in wealthy suburbs and are decidedly non-diverse.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at June 24, 2017 09:42 AM (YidHP)

199 Brought to you by former AG now Senator Kamala Harris.

Someone has to think of a good snarky nickname for her.

====
Let's see, she's a Democrat , right?

How 'bout..... Liar.

Or perhaps:

*Dana Carvey*
SAAAATAN!
*/Dana Carvey*
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (RQP0C)

This isn't a snarky nickname, but whenever I see her name I think Kamala my house, I'm gonna give you some candy.


Posted by: JuJuBee at June 24, 2017 09:44 AM (dargh)

200

Going mainstream


https://www.gaychurch.org

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:44 AM (J+eG2)

201 >>The hate that would be emanating from those homes if I'd put up a pro-Trump sign would probably burn the neighborhood down.

No kidding! Was at the dog park yesterday and an older woman I have seen/chatted with in the past was on her phone - ranting about those crazy Trump supporters who think he walks on water no matter what he does, how you just have to stand up to them, blah blah blah.

Funny, this Trump supporter was enjoying a walk with her dog - not raging in front of strangers.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 09:46 AM (NOIQH)

202 No running with sharp objects





*****



Are we including cheddar cheese in this category?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (mvenn)


NO!

Posted by: Mac N Cheese the Knife at June 24, 2017 09:47 AM (6hUAo)

203 "This isn't a snarky nickname, but whenever I see her name I think Kamala my house, I'm gonna give you some candy. "

Rosemary Clooney. I haven't heard that song in an age.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2017 09:47 AM (jm1YL)

204 A big monkey wrench just got thown into Qualifying

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:48 AM (Ot7+c)

205 ""This isn't a snarky nickname, but whenever I see her name I think Kamala my house, I'm gonna give you some candy. "


One of my favorite

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)

206 Damn Harry Reid sock fell off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)

207
Cheesey Man, Cheesey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


*****

Speaking of running with cheese, this is awesome:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEh3wz-92i4

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:50 AM (mvenn)

EMT 06/24/2017

I've spent every free moment the last 2 weeks rehabbing my first house to put it up for sale. Been a rental property for the last 6 years or so. Good tenants, but lots of stuff to do.

I think I am about 2 days from done.

New paint inside, pressure washed the siding, new kitchen counter, re grouted all the tile, fresh stain on the deck, repainted the garage, new caulk everywhere, reseeded the lawn... I contracted out for the counter install and some of the exterior trim repairs and painting. The rest is all me. The wife doesn't know this yet, but when this place sells, daddy gets a new TV.

Posted by: krakatoa at 05:52 AM




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1 Oh my

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 24, 2017 05:43 AM (lJW6d)

2 First first in a long time.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 24, 2017 05:43 AM (lJW6d)

3 Now for the hat trick

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 24, 2017 05:43 AM (lJW6d)

4 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, June 24, 2017. On this day in 1916 Mary Pickford became the first female film star to sign a million-dollar contract.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:44 AM (mpXpK)

5 The number of refugees admitted to the US under trump has dropped by 50%


http://tinyurl.com/y89bm2du

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:44 AM (mpXpK)

6 Nancy Pelousy is openly defiant at her critics who are calling for her to step down.


http://tinyurl.com/yade9rmx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:44 AM (mpXpK)

7 Oh, good morning all.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 24, 2017 05:45 AM (lJW6d)

8 Trump hopes Mueller will come up with a fair evaluation but he is troubled by the makeup of his team. His team is full of Clintonites who started all this mess to begin with. He should fire every one of them.


http://tinyurl.com/y77smggv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:45 AM (mpXpK)

9 The Senate Judiciary committee wants some answers from Lynch.


http://tinyurl.com/ycqttg69

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:45 AM (mpXpK)

10 A CA judge has thrown out 14 of the 15 charges brought by the crooked CA AG against the people who filmed PP.


http://tinyurl.com/ydgsudp2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:45 AM (mpXpK)

11 The Atlanta Journal say GA has had a huge decrease in food stamp use and they credit the improving economy. No mention of the fact that GA has instituted a work requirement for food stamps.


http://tinyurl.com/y8kt9cyg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:46 AM (mpXpK)

12 That Japanese ship that ran into our destroyer was on auto-pilot when it hit the ship and a malfunction is suspected. Makes me wonder if anybody was on the bridge of that ship.


http://tinyurl.com/yarak5bc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:46 AM (mpXpK)

13 CNN caught in a web of lies about Trump forced withdraw story.


http://tinyurl.com/y8by7ocw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:46 AM (mpXpK)

14 NBC's Roland Martin says that Democrats should stop chasing white Trump voters and that black people don't want to be the Democratic Party's side piece or political sharecroppers.


http://tinyurl.com/ybhuwfe8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:47 AM (mpXpK)

15 The FBI is still packed with Obamanites and it shows.


http://tinyurl.com/y9befopt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:47 AM (mpXpK)

16 DHS Secretary wants to regulate the internet. Not all of trump's picks are working out so well.


http://tinyurl.com/y8op6vv2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:47 AM (mpXpK)

17 The FBI's Sandy Hook report undermines every gun control argument made by Democrats for the last 20 years.


http://tinyurl.com/y9a4ngxy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:47 AM (mpXpK)

18 Trump's education secretary is continuing Obama's transgender school policies. Another bad pick.


http://tinyurl.com/y9cxdx4p

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:48 AM (mpXpK)

19 Obama is out campaigning again trying to save the democrat's asses.


http://tinyurl.com/y7wjdsq2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:48 AM (mpXpK)

20 SCOTUS rules against property owners in a takings case where the State combines a bunch of separate properties to keep from having to pay for property they were taking by getting it under the 5% threshold.


http://tinyurl.com/ydyhzejd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:48 AM (mpXpK)

21 Looking forward to 35th annual fireworks @ Santa Monica College tonite. Great fun, well done & free. If only Soviet Monica could do things right the other 364 days.

Posted by: SaMo Pyro at June 24, 2017 05:48 AM (bc2Lc)

22 A gun merchant has filed a class action lawsuit against Paypal and others for discrimination against the gun business.

http://tinyurl.com/y75lbtac

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

23 Trump is rolling back Obama's Utah land grab.


http://tinyurl.com/ydgecqex

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

24 Scankles took $1M from Qatar and failed to report it as required by law. Will she be fined or go to jail? Not a chance.


http://tinyurl.com/y9yvsm4w

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

25 Fooled me starting early

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:49 AM (Ot7+c)

26 The FDA is halting beef imports from Brazil due to safety concerns.


http://tinyurl.com/y9xjawru

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

27 Yellowstone Grizzly Bears are being removed from the endangered list.


http://tinyurl.com/y79ow2wl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:50 AM (mpXpK)

28 Qualifying for Azerbaijan Grand Prix is on NBCSN

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:50 AM (Ot7+c)

29 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/zerexd5


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:50 AM (mpXpK)

30 Wow Vic. On a roll this morning. Great stuff.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 24, 2017 05:51 AM (lJW6d)

31 I call a Hat Trick 3 firsts in a day, first 3 on a thread is more piling on.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:51 AM (Ot7+c)

32 https://m.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/2017-06/fitzgerald-when-big-ocean-gets-small

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:54 AM (Ot7+c)

33 A guy gets one brief moment of glory and right away, out come the Nattering Nabobs of Negativism.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 24, 2017 05:56 AM (lJW6d)

34 The track of the ACX Crystal doesn't look to me as a self pilot tract but I'm not a sailor or sleep in a Holiday Express last night.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:58 AM (Ot7+c)

35 16 DHS Secretary wants to regulate the internet. Not all of trump's picks are working out so well.

In my biz we have to deal with a lot of DHS regs. Kelly hasn't impressed me so far. But neither have any of his predecessors. I can only speak to the issue of import-export regs, but in a nutshell, in that arena (and of course, the DHS behemoth has metric shit-tons of arenas), ever since the DHS swallowed up US Customs in the Booosh era, it's mostly been one clusterfark after another.

Oh well, off to the gym. Free weights *and* cardio day. Ugh. But them gainzzz ain't gonna gain themselves.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 24, 2017 05:58 AM (ul9CR)

36 Good Lord. That's more work than I've ever done on my house, and I live here and have no intention of selling.

The house was built in 1956. My dad had new siding put on back in the 80s and I had the roof replaced about 10 years ago, but the inside is mostly original. It still has the original gas range and the Formica countertops with the multicolored boomerang squiggles.

Hey, people pay good money for retro 50s decor. I've got the real thing!

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 06:00 AM (sdi6R)

37 Pete there will be lots of threads today for firsts.
Good luck in trying for them.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 06:00 AM (Ot7+c)

38 Lots of car issues in qualifying

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 06:00 AM (Ot7+c)

39 The FBI is has been corrupted, politicized and weaponized and is broken beyond repair.

Betsy Devos was not my pick for ED sec.

I wanted Michelle Rhee who was the DC school chief, her efforts to reform that cesspool were depicted in the excellent documentary Waitng for Superman.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 24, 2017 06:02 AM (k+rnG)

40 I just had my house pressure washed. It looks like a new house now. I had to get somebody else to do it because two-story.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

41 @36 That's what we're going with. When we sell in a few years, it's take it as it is. We just want to go.

OTOH: today in Illinois is just glorious, clear, breezy, high around 70. Wish all summer could be like this.

Posted by: lizabth at June 24, 2017 06:04 AM (p0fBx)

42 39 I wanted Michelle Rhee who was the DC school chief,
her efforts to reform that cesspool were depicted in the excellent
documentary Waitng for Superman.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 24, 2017 06:02 AM (k+rnG)

A lot of us here had reservations about that pick and they are being born out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

43 Did figure out this is Free Practice 3, Qualifying is being shown at 1pm

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 06:08 AM (Ot7+c)

44 The high here yesterday was 97F.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

45 WI weather looks to be great for the next few days too. Great time to be alive.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 24, 2017 06:09 AM (lJW6d)

46 Did figure out this is Free Practice 3, Qualifying is being shown at 1pm
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 06:08 AM (Ot7+c)

0900 on CNBC

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 24, 2017 06:10 AM (640lY)

47 This is sort of what my kitchen counters look like, except the boomerangs are red, green, and blue.

https://tinyurl.com/y7ywlcmx

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 06:10 AM (sdi6R)

48 we had all out kitchen counters covered with grouted tile about 10 or 15 years ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

49 Qualifying islive on CNBC at 9am, that seems right as qualifying is at the same time of the day as the race usually. 1 pm would make it a night race if live.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 06:14 AM (Ot7+c)

50 Good then, I have time to make breakfast

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 06:15 AM (Ot7+c)

51 I am going to hold fire on DeVos for the moment.

Read that memo. Full of lower-level flunky speech. Time will tell if DV was behind it, or simply has her hands tied due to legal issues with the matter.

I know Breitbart has had it in for DeVos from the get-go.

Posted by: lizabth at June 24, 2017 06:16 AM (p0fBx)

52 Read that memo. Full of lower-level flunky speech.

Posted by: lizabth at June 24, 2017 06:16 AM (p0fBx)

You've got to watch out for those dang flunkies, no matter what level. That's what I think.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 24, 2017 06:20 AM (640lY)

53 @49 I actually like that better than the 'busy' granite look.

Posted by: lizabth at June 24, 2017 06:20 AM (p0fBx)

54 @52...there ya go then.

Posted by: lizabth at June 24, 2017 06:21 AM (p0fBx)

55 Meh...time for work.

Posted by: lizabth at June 24, 2017 06:22 AM (p0fBx)

56 36 - MiL put her '70's house up for sale as is. Never remodeled. Young hipster paid top dollar because retro. In Gramd Rapids, MI no less.

Posted by: Avocado Shag at June 24, 2017 06:23 AM (bc2Lc)

57
After the wifes parents died and left her a few bucks we bit the bullet and redid the kitchen in granite. It's sort of a lasting reminder of them.

That stuff doesn't depreciate in value or wear out.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 06:29 AM (PduNE)

58 This is sort of what my kitchen counters look like, except the boomerangs are red, green, and blue.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 06:10 AM (sdi6R)

Pretty cool in a retro way! Do you have the circular table with chrome legs and chrome chairs to match?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2017 06:31 AM (OlNRF)

59 The wife doesn't know this yet, but when this place sells, daddy gets a new TV.

55in 4KHD @ $500

Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2017 06:33 AM (9TU00)

60 58
Pretty cool in a retro way! Do you have the circular table with chrome legs and chrome chairs to match?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2017 06:31 AM (OlNRF)


No, alas, although I would probably like that.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 06:34 AM (sdi6R)

61 The next big project for me is to finish the basement; probably gonna be some kind of man cave with a WWII air war in the Pacific theme...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2017 06:39 AM (OlNRF)

62 Kennedy's writing is a confusing mess

Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2017 06:39 AM (9TU00)

63 Krakatoa - LED HD flatscreen, or 4K? And (if 4K) are you upgrading your DVD player, too?

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at June 24, 2017 06:45 AM (mjMb0)

64 6 Nancy Pelousy is openly defiant at her critics who are calling for her to step down.


Thats right Nancy baby! FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!! Do it for America!! Your doing a bang up job as the face of the Democrats!! Don't step down! FIGHT!!


https://youtu.be/5Ioiag30eAI

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 06:46 AM (yODOW)

65 Not sure why NBCSN is showing a taped FP2 when they could be showing a live FB3. Thats what was screwing with me as I'm following along on Live Timeing and it wasn't what they were showing.
And we must have gotten a lot of rain as some is coming into my basement.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 06:48 AM (Ot7+c)

66 I have neighbors who have extensively remodeled their houses, by adding decks, additional rooms, or knocking out interior walls. Someone on the street behind me added a whole floor to their existing house.

1950s suburban developments were once mocked for being cookie-cutter conformity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2lGkEU4Xs

That's what they were like when they were first built, but a few generations of owners put their own stamp on them. Add in trees and landscaping, and the houses took on individual personalities.

Private ownership. What a concept.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 06:48 AM (sdi6R)

67 62 -If you mean the Supreme Being Kennedy or one of our Robed Rulers, Leftism does seem to tie yourself in knots to make it sound proper.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 06:51 AM (Ot7+c)

68 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 06:52 AM (J+eG2)

69 The Photos of Ivanka and Melania at the White House picnic on WZ are wonderful, especially Ivanka playing with her daughter.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2017 06:53 AM (hZ+us)

70 I see Universal Healthcare has died in California.

93 MILLION PEOPLE WILL DIE EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THE FAILURE OF DEMOCRATS TO PROVIDE THIS FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT TO EVERY HUMAN HUMANELY!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 06:55 AM (oVJmc)

71 Praying morons, please think of Boy Franpsycho today. He is competing in the shot put and running the 100m dash at the Northern California Special Olympics today. Thank you horde, and Good Morning!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2017 06:55 AM (EZebt)

72 All houses should have a covered front porch big enough to sit on and drink cofveve (or adult beverages), and all neighborhoods should be built with sidewalks for walking people and doggehs.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2017 06:56 AM (OlNRF)

73 Per Malvina Reynolds, my house was originally "the pink one". A few years ago I found a quarter-sized piece of the original pink asbestos siding that somehow escaped the 80s remodeling. I placed it next to a corner of the house and left it there. It's part of the house's history.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 06:57 AM (sdi6R)

74 Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2017 06:55 AM (EZebt)
----------
Best of Luck!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2017 06:57 AM (ggZRr)

75 10 A CA judge has thrown out 14 of the 15 charges brought by the crooked CA AG against the people who filmed PP.

http://tinyurl.com/ydgsudp2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:45 AM (mpXpK)

===

Brought to you by former AG now Senator Kamala Harris.

Someone has to think of a good snarky nickname for her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2017 06:58 AM (EZebt)

76 Kamalat!

Posted by: Tis a silly place at June 24, 2017 07:00 AM (BO/km)

77 rickl. Took me by surprise, my 92 year old mom is a Malvina. Don't see that name very often. Always wondered where her aunt got the name from to suggest it to my grandmother.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 24, 2017 07:00 AM (N3JsI)

78 Supposed to have heavy rain this morning.

So, the sun is up and the skies are clear.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:02 AM (J+eG2)

79 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2017 07:07 AM (u82oZ)

80 Holy Snikeeez! 50 degrees and 82% humidity this morning. WTF!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2017 07:08 AM (OlNRF)

81 14 NBC's Roland Martin says that Democrats should stop chasing white Trump voters and that black people don't want to be the Democratic Party's side piece or political sharecroppers.


http://tinyurl.com/ybhuwfe8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:47 AM (mpXpK)


Well, Roland; if black people didn't vote 90% for Democrats no matter what then the Dems wouldn't take you for granted, would they?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 24, 2017 07:11 AM (17QyB)

82 Vic, thank you for the links. Much appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2017 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

83 Good Morning.

Power outages in the east due to the rain. Should clear out of NJ soon. Generac is working like a charm, best birthday present I ever got.

Thanks, Vic for the urls, made some good morning reading.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2017 07:14 AM (2+tI4)

84 70 I see Universal Healthcare has died in California.

93 MILLION PEOPLE WILL DIE EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THE FAILURE OF DEMOCRATS TO PROVIDE THIS FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT TO EVERY HUMAN HUMANELY!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 06:55 AM (oVJmc)


That's what happens when they see the other people's money running out.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 24, 2017 07:14 AM (17QyB)

85 Have a serene day everyone.

I have a shed raising party today. A couple of friends are going to help me. 350 pounds of shed kit. My creative swearing in a number of languages will not happen, if all goes well.

It's to indirectly support my LLC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2017 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

86 "93 MILLION PEOPLE WILL DIE EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THE FAILURE OF DEMOCRATS TO PROVIDE THIS FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGH"

Between that and the 92 million Americans who are killed by firearms every day, that should trend the population line downward, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:17 AM (J+eG2)

87 NBC's Roland Martin says that Democrats should stop chasing white
Trump voters and that black people don't want to be the Democratic
Party's side piece or political sharecroppers.


So Roland says cut out the biggest voting segment there is? And try to hold on to the segment he thinks you've already alienated by further pandering?

Roland is smart and he wants respect.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 07:18 AM (oVJmc)

88 81
Well, Roland; if black people didn't vote 90% for Democrats no matter what then the Dems wouldn't take you for granted, would they?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 24, 2017 07:11 AM (17QyB)


Here's an idea: Eliminate vote fraud, and we might discover that blacks really don't vote 90% Democrat. Maybe votes in those districts are padded by the graveyard vote and the homeless who are bussed to several polling places.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 07:19 AM (sdi6R)

89 Martin began by saying Democrats have theproblem of not focusing enough on local races.

GA-6 ring a bell, Roland?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 07:20 AM (oVJmc)

90 Daddy gets a new TV. Momma gets the remote.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 24, 2017 07:22 AM (z8w80)

91 Sorry to interrupt.
Just dropping in for a second.
If any praying types are here, creeper is on the road by now making that 5+ hour drive to come hear us play this afternoon/evening.
Safe travel prayers please?
And in advance, she'll be making the drive back tomorrow so...

Posted by: Hong Kong Fuey at June 24, 2017 07:22 AM (w45mR)

92 When cultures collide.

Automotive ownership trends might give a clue as to who the other driver is.

Warning, auto-play warning.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2017/06/23/road-rage-incident-investigation/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:23 AM (J+eG2)

93 Here's an idea: Eliminate vote fraud, and we might discover that blacks really don't
vote 90% Democrat. Maybe votes in those districts are padded by the
graveyard vote and the homeless who are bussed to several polling
places.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 07:19 AM (sdi6R)


In 2008, the only year I could find exit polls, black males voted for Obama 95%, black females voted for Obama 96%. more later

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 07:24 AM (mpXpK)

94 "If any praying types are here, creeper is on the road by now making that 5+ hour drive to come hear us play this afternoon/evening.
Safe travel prayers please? "

Done.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:24 AM (J+eG2)

95 In 2008, the only year I could find exit polls, black males voted for Obama 95%, black females voted for Obama 96%. more later


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 07:24 AM (mpXpK)
And the smug youth vote went to the cool black guy, PLEASE let Hillary run and run. And may Pelosi stay put.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2017 07:25 AM (2+tI4)

96 Was your house doing heroin, or alcohol?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 07:26 AM (xAvrH)

97 TheJamesMadison is probably still asleep or having breakfast., but here might be an interesting topic to address on the subject of films. Peoples widely divergent views of the same film My son rented a film from the library, "The Diary o f a Country Priest" developed from a novel byGeorge Bernanos-which is an excellent but talky(Hey, it's a diary!) novel about a priest serving in the countryside of France. I had read the book, but never saw the film. I have decided from now on never to read the film inserts before I see a film. I am glad I hadn't done so this time. The film was an acclaimed 1953 film by Robert Bresson and the person who wrote the essay wrote that it's a movie about a priest who is in "prison" figuratively speaking, and whose life is a failure. What?? My husband and I lookedat each other after reading the insert and said, "Did we even see the same film? All I can think is that the person who wrote the essay had no real connection to the RCC and no religious faith. Yes, the parishioners aren't receptive to his ministry and he's very lonely and isolated , but a failure-no. He's faithful despite all the circumstances he goes through and there are some transformative movements on account of his ministry. The movie ends with his dying yet saying "All is grace". To me that is not failure. George Bernanos won an award for his book and although a socialist he was a person of deep religious faith who-although frustrated by things with the church-
loved it.

Anyway, I recommend the book-if you don't mind novels in a diary form-and I liked the movie very much. I'm just discounting the views of the person who wrote the essay insert.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 07:27 AM (qES5k)

98 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:23 AM (J+eG2)
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It's awful, but the dual COEXIST bumper stickers on the victim's car lent a touch of ironic whimsy to the story.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 07:27 AM (QGoUX)

99 Not enough coffee yet.
Forgot to say thanks.

Posted by: Hong Kong Fuey at June 24, 2017 07:28 AM (w45mR)

100 Posted by: Hong Kong Fuey at June 24, 2017 07:22 AM (w45mR)

Will pray for traveling mercies-back and forth- for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 07:28 AM (qES5k)

101 I contracted out for the counter install and some of the exterior trim repairs and painting. The rest is all me.

Fine, as long as they weren't illegals.

/kidding

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 07:28 AM (xAvrH)

102 96 Was your house doing heroin, or alcohol?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 07:26 AM (xAvrH)


My mind went there too when I saw "rehab". Had to break my husband of using that term when he went to physical therapy, he had no idea why neighbors acted shocked when he said "I have a rehab appt"

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2017 07:29 AM (2+tI4)

103 I'm SuperModeling my house, have built a big bouncy castle in the basement for tha CHIX and a granite chin for me.

Go Sanfranpshyco nites BOY putt away imigane daddy catching it

Posted by: saf at June 24, 2017 07:31 AM (cS/ge)

104 "It's awful, but the dual COEXIST bumper stickers on the victim's car lent a touch of ironic whimsy to the story."

I couldn't decide if those were the icing, or the cake in that story.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:32 AM (J+eG2)

105 Sometimes the NYPost has interesting articles.

And sometimes not.

YMMV

http://nyp.st/2rXTxg1

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:36 AM (J+eG2)

106 Peoples widely divergent views of the same film My son rented a film from the library,

FS, it sounds like spin to trash a religious film, rather than an honest opinion that was merely "divergent".

And I like that name Bernanos. Next time Sanders says something crazy, I'll call him Bernanas.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 07:37 AM (xAvrH)

107 God's presence in Job's pain-and the cross as a response to suffering.

An article:

https://ourdailybread.org/resources/out-of-the-ashes/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 07:37 AM (qES5k)

108 Need to put a smile on your face? Check out these kids playing Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way." Their singer is like 11 and the others around 15-16

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxx9avw

Those are some talented kids, and the vid is insanely cute.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 24, 2017 07:40 AM (ul9CR)

109 OMG Ducati, no shit?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2017 07:41 AM (H5rtT)

110 Well, if any of these hipsters decorators want to pay top dollar for a 1950s Hotpoint refrigerator, come see me. We moved Grandma's fridge to the garage in our new house 18 years ago b/c my BIL insisted that someday he was going to redecorate his house in mid-century kitsch, but alas, there sits.

Posted by: Gem at June 24, 2017 07:43 AM (uaHyk)

111 Sometimes the NYPost has interesting articles.



And sometimes not.


Tell me that Dems don't prostrate themselves before power.

This cow is half-dead and shits herself in public and they still are terrified of her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

112 Between that and the 92 million Americans who are
killed by firearms every day, that should trend the population line
downward, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:17 AM (J+eG2)

I guess that Solvent Green will never happen.

Posted by: Colin at June 24, 2017 07:43 AM (1I4zu)

113 "The holy month is expected to end on Saturday. At least 1,470 people have been killed and 1,435 others wounded so far in more than 20 predominantly Muslim countries."

Posted by: Tis a silly place at June 24, 2017 07:43 AM (BO/km)

114 "Those are some talented kids, and the vid is insanely cute. "

Looks like they have several vids up.


All sound good.

Someone needs to put them on America's Got Talent, or one of those other talent shows.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:44 AM (J+eG2)

115 Time for a walk and hipster artisanal coffee before the heat wall hits.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 07:44 AM (QGoUX)

116 "At least 1,470 people have been killed and 1,435 others wounded so far in more than 20 predominantly Muslim countries."


Apparently it is a part of their culture, and should be celebrated.

Diversity is our strength.







And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:46 AM (J+eG2)

117 This cow is half-dead and shits herself in public and they still are terrified of her.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 07:43 AM (oVJmc)
----
Are you talking about that Baroness Harkonnen who beshat herself at the bench, then demanded that someone clean it up?

Who puts up with that? Are we a free people or peasants?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 07:47 AM (QGoUX)

118 Need to put a smile on your face? Check out these kids playing Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way." Their singer is like 11 and the others around 15-16

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxx9avw

Those are some talented kids, and the vid is insanely cute.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


At thish point, it'd require a plastic surgeon with a jackhammer to put a shmile on my faysh.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 24, 2017 07:47 AM (xAvrH)

119 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:44 AM (J+eG2)

The drummer is just insane. I'm watching her "do" Bill Bruford on "Roundabout" right now.

Chops from hell and she swings too. In a couple of years, look out.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 24, 2017 07:49 AM (ul9CR)

120 People need to sit down with the Judge and do an intervention-telling her that it's time for her to step down and attend to her health-for the good of everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 07:49 AM (qES5k)

121 "At thish point, it'd require a plastic surgeon with a jackhammer to put a shmile on my faysh. "

Or, the offering of another soul to help maintain your powers?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:50 AM (J+eG2)

122 Diversity is our strength.

Wasn't that a line in the dystopian novel '1984'?

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Diversity is Strength

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 07:50 AM (PduNE)

123 I laughed at this from the NYT from today's hit piece on Trump:
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Jan. 28 The coverage about me in the @nytimes and the @washingtonpost has been so false and angry that the Times actually apologized to its dwindling subscribers and readers. (It never apologized.)
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It's is supposed to be a list of Trump's lies. But notice they don't deny that their coverage is false and angry, or that they have a dwindling number of subscribers or readers, they say it's a lie because Trump says they apologized. It made me laugh.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 24, 2017 07:50 AM (xqRaG)

124 Next time Sanders says something crazy, I'll call him Bernanas.

Good'n.

When Woody Allen [pretty much murdered] the satiric send-up of Peace Corps and la revolucion in Central America [Don Quixote USA, he called it "Bananas." And Sanders just, like, stepped out of a Woody movie.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2017 07:53 AM (H5rtT)

125 Wasn't that a line in the dystopian novel the Democrat's "How To" manual, '1984'?

Someone should just repackage the three pack for a discount price

1. 1984
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. Fahrenheit 451

And toss in Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies as bonus material.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:53 AM (J+eG2)

126 War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Diversity is Strength

I could probably put that on a bumper sticker on my car without worrying about the paint being 'keyed'. The leftists would never get it -- would in fact agree -- while the people who do 'get it' would never key another persons car.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 07:54 AM (PduNE)

127
Our rain came through, and heavily, around 6:00 AM. Clearing now and partly cloudy for the rest of the day. Mayhaps I shall do some weeding. Dinner with the in-laws tonight, so I'll have to lay off early in order to make myself presentable.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 24, 2017 07:54 AM (pNxlR)

128 Apparently, New York sets up its judges as little kings:



The same law allows judges to take unlimited sick leave. The lax
policy has benefited at least two severely overweight judges. Daniel J.
McCullough of Queens was finally forced into retirement earlier this
week after failing to show up to work for over three years because his
morbid obesity kept him in the hospital and rehab center. All the while
he was collecting a $193,000 salary and will still retire with a hefty
pension.

Another judge, Elizabeth Shollenberger of suburban White Plains,
landed a $175,500 seat -- but her 400-pound weight prevented her from
being able to climb the three steps to her courtroom bench. She's on a
fully paid, indefinite medical leave.



http://preview.tinyurl.com/yctr5pl8


I don't want to hear about the hardship of government employees while things like this go on all the time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 07:55 AM (oVJmc)

129 Cuteness is exhausting-
Picture:

http://tinyurl.com/yb6fxc9a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 07:55 AM (qES5k)

130 "The holy month is expected to end on Saturday. At least 1,470 people have been killed and 1,435 others wounded so far in more than 20 predominantly Muslim countries."

Posted by: Tis a silly place


We need someone to infiltrate Islam as an imam, and then declare a decade of Ramadan.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 07:55 AM (xAvrH)

131 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 24, 2017 07:56 AM (i81II)

132 Nood. Dog gets you up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2017 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

133 12 That Japanese ship that ran into our destroyer was on auto-pilot when it hit the ship and a malfunction is suspected. Makes me wonder if anybody was on the bridge of that ship.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 05:46 AM (mpXpK)


That Japanese ship was operating flawlessly, travelling straight and true on autopilot until it was knocked off course and speed by a deaf, dumb and blind U.S. destroyer.

It then made automatic course corrections to resume it's programmed settings and speed until someone manually turned the ship around to help the injured destroyer.

There is no excuse for the destroyer.

Even if the container ship was manned by crazed Filipinos bent on taking out the destroyer, there is no way they should have been able to get within a mile of it.

This is how far our military has degraded.

Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 07:59 AM (Zs4uk)

134
Those two NY judges sound more like oversatiated wood ticks ready to burst (and just as useful). That they were put onto the bench in their condition (the second one was, at least) is a complete disgrace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 24, 2017 07:59 AM (pNxlR)

135 Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 07:59 AM (Zs4uk)

To be fair, the entire crew were attending mandatory diversity training!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (gwPgz)

136 Do you have the circular table with chrome legs and chrome chairs to match?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2017 06:31 AM (OlNRF)
=====================================

We do. Only ours is oval. $15 garage sale find. Proudly used as our kitchen table.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (lwiT4)

137 36
The house was built in 1956. My dad had new siding put on back in the 80s and I had the roof replaced about 10 years ago, but the inside is mostly original. It still has the original gas range and the Formica countertops with the multicolored boomerang squiggles.

In the mid 70s my new bride and I bought a 50s era range from a lady who was updating her kitchen. When I was moving it she said she knew it was a mistake. Cast iron griddle in the center. Heaven grates that would not chip. Wish we still had it.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at June 24, 2017 08:03 AM (tiI8g)

138 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:53 AM (J+eG2)

That's the summer reading list for grandkids, between repairing fence and stacking firewood!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:04 AM (gwPgz)

139 Rev made his goal weight for the wedding this morning. Lots of trips to the gym. Lots of half-portions of healthy food on his plate. Many many times I got "The Look" when I made him pass up the church bake sales and potluck crap. And when I threw away the cookies and the coffee cakes and the pies in the freezer. He was not happy. At all.

Today he wrote down his weight in his Fat Book, where he's been charting his progress. He's so happy - and amazed. Added bonus - he can't wait to get to the gym each day.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:10 AM (lwiT4)

140 Brought to you by former AG now Senator Kamala Harris.

Someone has to think of a good snarky nickname for her.

====
Let's see, she's a Democrat , right?

How 'bout..... Liar.

Or perhaps:

*Dana Carvey*
SAAAATAN!
*/Dana Carvey*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (RQP0C)

141 Two days from done, so another week it is.

Posted by: Ron at June 24, 2017 08:17 AM (oaz0u)

142 When Woody Allen [pretty much murdered] the satiric send-up of Peace Corps and la revolucion in Central America [Don Quixote USA, he called it "Bananas." And Sanders just, like, stepped out of a Woody movie.

Posted by: Stringer Davis


And everyone must wear their underwear on the outside of their pants!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 08:20 AM (xAvrH)

143 And everyone must wear their underwear on the outside of their pants!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Everyone...who is not yet....sixteen years old....is now...sixteen years old.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 24, 2017 08:56 AM (Y6JzV)

144 How did you do with the shelves?

Posted by: ThePatriot at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (sVPBh)

145 41
@36 That's what we're going with. When we sell in a few years, it's take it as it is. We just want to go.



Posted by: lizabth at June 24, 2017 06:04 AM (p0fBx)

That's what we did with my dad's house. Great house, great location but needed some serious updating.

Sold in a day, cash, over asking. Someone out there liked the bubble gum pink bedroom with the shag rug! Or realized carpet removal, and a can of paint works wonders. No matter what you do new owners will want to do their thing.

Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 09:11 AM (OU4q6)

Overnight Open Thread (23 Jun 2017)

It's going to take years to build back up trust in the FBI and other government agencies. Who does the FBI work for?

Considering how ludicrous the FBI's conclusions are as it relates to an attack on the third ranking member of the House of Representatives, you might reconsider whether to trust the FBI's conclusions in other areas, as well. And this is how our faith in institutions is degraded: steadily, gradually, with incident after incident where men in suits stand in front of microphones and make claims we know are not the whole truth.

If CIA contractors are willing to hack vending machines, what else do you think they're willing to do with capabilities they have access to in their official capacity? No one has really been punished at the IRS for their political shenanigans and the DOJ obviously interfered with the Hillary private server investigation. Until big name folks are held accountable for their violations, public faith in these institutions will continue to crater.

USS Fitzgerald

This still does not explain how the crew on the USS Fitzgerald were unaware of the other ship but that answer will probably have to wait for the investigation to be completed. Freighter was on autopilot when it hit U.S. destroyer.

Actual Headline

NY Post just having fun with a story. Morons busted trying to steal cops' cocks.

Spaghetti Western Billy Jean Cover

Army

Seriously? The Army is the fattest military branch. Evidently all the services have seen an increase in their body mass index.

To College Or Not To College

I still have quite a few years to go before my kids are eligible for college but I'm really hard pressed to justify the costs. Four reasons why college degrees are becoming useless.

F-35 Paris Show

Not too shabby. I do love that 360 pedal turn though.

Big Brother

I can see a lot of false positives being generated by this for out of state plates. Rhode Island bill sees highway surveillance cams ticketing uninsured motorists. Out of staters aren't going to be coming back to fight a $120 ticket. Easy money for the state and the contractor, who just so happens to get a 50% cut. Exit question. What happens when the uninsured motorist is an illegal alien?

Guns & Booze

I'm pretty sure there's a joke here somewhere when you get into an argument with your wife about sex and in order to make a point you try shoot the little guy off. Well, he fired 4 times and missed.

Where's The Civility

Keep telling us how you really feel Democrats. As Scalise leaves intensive care, Democrats leave civility far behind.

BTW, if one were to choose what one word would sum up Democrat/Prog reaction to Trump and anything GOP related in 2017 and it would be hyperbole.

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1 It's a bird...

It's a Plane...

Nope. It is merely Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (6gk0M)

2 I'm gonna have to mix up the upload times.

Posted by: CDR M at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (9I51B)

3 Not first!

Also we need a countdown clock for the recipe book submissions deadline.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (eMKNe)

4 Take two ONTs and a bottle of ValuRite and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (Id9+8)

5 Hmmmm

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:46 PM (Id9+8)

6 Well, here we are again! Happy Friday, fappers!

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:46 PM (EgOr3)

7 Fuck content, I'm posting!

Posted by: Ben Rothlisburger at June 23, 2017 09:47 PM (Y6JzV)

8 So where did everyone go?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:47 PM (Id9+8)

9 Awww no hickey topic in the ONT.

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 09:47 PM (z/Ubi)

10 The FBI has become an ugly, blotchy hickey upon the body politic on prom night.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (DMUuz)

11 Awww no hickey topic in the ONT.

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 09:47 PM (z/Ubi)

I guess I missed out on the hickeys and underboob.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (Id9+8)

12 Red Blacks pulling away from Calgary.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (Y6JzV)

13 Went on a date to the Getty today.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (kO742)

14 Nope. It is merely Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (6gk0M)
Sure, you're great at stealing first . . . but qdpsteve steals third. MVP! :-)

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (EgOr3)

15 I'm gonna have to mix up the upload times.
Posted by: CDR M at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (9I51B)

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Monkey on meth will not be denied.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (QoDdh)

16 That's a First, Slap!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (DMUuz)

17 I've decided to go to England next summer for the 100th Anniversary of the RAF. Now I need to decide what air show to go to - Farnsborough or the Royal International Air Tattoo? Both are yuuuge & have incredible lineups of aircraft.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (ANIFC)

18 "Public faith in these institutions will continue to crater."

For the Left they consider this as heads they win - tails you lose. If you trust the institutions they run they own you. If you don't trust the institutions the US and freedom dies. Win-win.

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (d3wbb)

19 Bad boob jobs can really leave a bad scar on the underboob. It's just terrible.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)

20 "Sure, you're great at stealing first . . . but qdpsteve steals third. MVP! :-)"
-Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (EgOr3)

He can have the MVP. I don't mind that one bit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (6gk0M)

21 glug, glug, glug....

MOAR Val-u-Rite, por favor!

and now to check on the baby back ribs i'm grilling for dinner

back later, if i don't pass out at dinner.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (6Da5j)

22 Sure, you're great at stealing first . . . but qdpsteve steals third. MVP! :-)


Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (EgOr3)

Then I score!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (Id9+8)

23 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 09:51 PM (nvMvs)

24 Hey, I submitted a fourth recipe today so y'all need to quit slacking off. I may submit a main course and dessert recipe over the weekend.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 09:51 PM (kufk0)

25 "Monkey on meth will not be denied."
-Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (QoDdh)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)

26 yay date! congrats Alex.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:51 PM (FJM5p)

27 Peaches thanks hello there! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (eMKNe)

28 I've decided to go to England next summer for the 100th Anniversary of the RAF. Now I need to decide what air show to go to - Farnsborough or the Royal International Air Tattoo? Both are yuuuge & have incredible lineups of aircraft.
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM


Go to the one with a Vulcan.

Posted by: Spock at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (DMUuz)

29 Rhode Island. What happens when they just start sending out tickets to any old, way-out-of-state plate knowing you can't fight it?

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (d3wbb)

30 Then I score!


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (Id9+
That appears to be a given. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)

31 Peaches!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (0wem/)

32 Bad boob jobs can really leave a bad scar on the underboob. It's just terrible.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)

Get a transumbilical implant - or pay for one- not sure which suits you

Posted by: Batterup at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (mtGE/)

33 Decolonizing the Scalp

The intellectual concept of 'decolonization' has led to a surge in people who are seeking gold... from the heads of bald men.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13566

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (vBeA5)

34 18 "Public faith in these institutions will continue to crater."

For the Left they consider this as heads they win - tails you lose. If you trust the institutions they run they own you. If you don't trust the institutions the US and freedom dies. Win-win.
Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (d3wbb)


A central tenet of Communist subversion is undermining faith in social institutions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (SRKgf)

35 CIA, you're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company.

Posted by: My Essence at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (bc2Lc)

36 I've decided to go to England next summer for the 100th Anniversary of the RAF. Now I need to decide what air show to go to - Farnsborough or the Royal International Air Tattoo? Both are yuuuge & have incredible lineups of aircraft.
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM

Go to the one with a Vulcan.
Posted by: Spock at June




go to the Tattoo one, it is great because every time a plane takes off or lands he yells "de plane, de plane."

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (0wem/)

37 That appears to be a given. :-)


Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)

You'd think so, wouldn't you? Appearances are deceiving...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+8)

38 at the opening of bush's administration a navy submarine hit a japanese trawler... followed by the iraq war.

now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...

??????

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (WTSFk)

39 *Exit question. What happens when the uninsured motorist is an illegal alien?*

Answer: Popcorn futures go up.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (OKpu1)

40 It's Friday night in the summertime. Time for some great instrumental music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW21rcHiVU0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50xx1_CbJTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyUcnoracMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mREi_Bb85Sk

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (eMKNe)

41 28 I've decided to go to England next summer for the 100th Anniversary of the RAF. Now I need to decide what air show to go to - Farnsborough or the Royal International Air Tattoo? Both are yuuuge & have incredible lineups of aircraft.
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM

Go to the one with a Vulcan.
Posted by: Spock at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (DMUuz)

They had one at Cosford this past week.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (ANIFC)

42 Little known fact: Canadian Football actually DOES have four downs. They punt on third just to be safe.

Posted by: The More you know at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (Y6JzV)

43 13 Went on a date to the Getty today.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (kO742)


Did you give her a hickey on her shoulder by any chance?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 09:56 PM (z/Ubi)

44 I recently learned we just fired someone who had been stealing from our lunch room.
Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (hVdx9)

45 at the opening of bush's administration a navy submarine hit a japanese trawler... followed by the iraq war.



now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...



??????

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (WTSFk)

Civil war II?

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (6hUAo)

46 13 Went on a date to the Getty today.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June




you fill her up?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (0wem/)

47 *Take two ONTs and a bottle of ValuRite and call me in the morning.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (Id9+*

Miley! Hi Miley. Is it morning yet?

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (OKpu1)

48 Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Could be worse.

Posted by: Achmed the handless at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (5YBu8)

49
at the opening of bush's administration a navy submarine hit a japanese trawler... followed by the iraq war.



now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...



??????

Posted by: musical jolly chimp
*****

Canada. We are invading Canada so we can corner the maple syrup market.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (hVdx9)

50 I recently learned we just fired someone who had been stealing from our lunch room.
Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

I knew a guy who lost his job for forwarding an NSFW email. He accidentally forwarded it to everyone in the company, some 11,00 people.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (Y6JzV)

51 I've decided to go to England next summer for the 100th Anniversary of the RAF. Now I need to decide what air show to go to - Farnsborough or the Royal International Air Tattoo? Both are yuuuge & have incredible lineups of aircraft.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (ANIFC)

Can you do both?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (XUcIQ)

52 Alex, isn't it wonderful? And, woo hoo, a date? Like, a "date" date? I'm super smiley face that you had such a lovely day!

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (EgOr3)

53 SpaceX seems to be able to do autopilot right.

This afternoon they successfully relaunched a used first stage to send a satellite for Bulgaria to geosynchronous transfer orbit. The primary mission was flawless.

Then they once again landed the stage on the droneship. Because this mission required high performance from the first stage, it came in fast and hot. Literally hot, because of the re-entry heating. In fact, they said beforehand not to be too surprised if the vehicle didn't survive.

There was a dramatic moment when the video link was lost just before landing. When it was restored, Falcon 9 was standing upright but apparently slightly tilted.

This is why I love SpaceX. Just when their landings were beginning to look routine, they go and push the envelope like this. I can't wait to see the landing video of this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mLi-rRTh8


Here's another view of the launch. Damn, I love that huge kerolox engine plume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff7Lw5XLHRo

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

54 Went to a recent graduation party. I asked the kid where he was going to college. He said not going to college. Trade school. Good for him and I told him that was a great choice!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (CNHr1)

55 *I guess I missed out on the hickeys and underboob.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (Id9+*

Not necessarily.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:59 PM (OKpu1)

56 Exit question. What happens when the uninsured motorist is an illegal alien?

Oh! Oh! I know this one! I live in California, you see.

"He gets off scot-free"

What do I win?

Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2017 09:59 PM (iMxBJ)

57
I knew a guy who lost his job for forwarding an NSFW email. He accidentally forwarded it to everyone in the company, some 11,00 people.

HA! Have I got a story for you!!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (CNHr1)

58 There are many donuts like it but this one is mine.

Posted by: Fat Army Guy at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (ARzf8)

59 you fill her up?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (0wem/)
You are such a pig. I say that with love. And, dammit, still having the reload fubar. It's driving me out . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (EgOr3)

60 Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale



Could be worse.

Posted by: Achmed the handless
****

I have some work for you...

Posted by: Really Twisted Porn Site at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (hVdx9)

61 Oh! Oh! I know this one! I live in California, you see.

"He gets off scot-free"

What do I win?
Posted by: Splunge

You win a higher premium to pay for his uninsured ass. Congrats.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (5YBu8)

62 It's going to take years to build back up trust in the FBI and other government agencies.
---
And there's no indication anyone's going to start that process any time soon.

Posted by: Methos at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (3Liv/)

63 Rhode Island. What happens when they just start sending out tickets to any old, way-out-of-state plate knowing you can't fight it?

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (d3wbb)

So how can they collect? Just refuse to pay. And never go back to Rhode Island. Chickenshit place, anyway. Commie State government, Rhode Island Reds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (XUcIQ)

64 50 I recently learned we just fired someone who had been stealing from our lunch room.
Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

I knew a guy who lost his job for forwarding an NSFW email. He accidentally forwarded it to everyone in the company, some 11,00 people.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (Y6JzV)

Earlier this year they fired a guy in my department for setting up an upskirt cam in a co-workers desk! And he was the last person you'd expect to do something like that. Best worker in the place, a family man, Christian. You never know.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (ANIFC)

65 You are such a pig. I say that with love. And, dammit, still having the reload fubar. It's driving me out . . .
Posted by: Peaches at June



well who takes a date to a gas station?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (0wem/)

66 Another Friday night and I ain't got no hickeys
Ain't got no money cause I ain't got paid

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (0mRoj)

67 Miley! Hi Miley. Is it morning yet?

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (OKpu1)

Sure! Call me and I'll give you The Cure.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (Id9+8)

68 *Some people are idiots.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (hVdx9)*

Yes. Yes they are.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (OKpu1)

69 51 I've decided to go to England next summer for the 100th Anniversary of the RAF. Now I need to decide what air show to go to - Farnsborough or the Royal International Air Tattoo? Both are yuuuge & have incredible lineups of aircraft.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (ANIFC)

Can you do both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (XUcIQ)

You know what, I might be able to. They're just a week apart.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (ANIFC)

70 "Seriously? The Army is the fattest military branch. Evidently all the services have seen an increase in their body mass index."


My dad, who served in WWII, told me that the army would put weight on you, or take it off. Whichever was needed. He was drafted at 30yo and 140 lbs. When he left 2 years later, he was 155. I think, living through the depression, that those 15 lbs were needed.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (lIZQs)

71 I really can't get over that FBI report. What that must have taken to come to that conclusion, I can't even imagine. It defies rational thought.

That doggie looks at ice cream the way I do.

It looks like the NY Post has hired a new good headline writer. I still think JJ would be great at that job.

Very nice ONT, CDR M. Thank you. Are you going to send me something for our cookbook?

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1)

72 It just blows my mind that someone can take out a US Navy destroyer out at sea with a 700 foot long ship. It's completely inexcusable.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)

73
The pro-college degree bias of the education article could not have been more blatant in its third section: 3. Trade schools and self-study offer better outcomes for many.

Itinerant herds of unemployed college professors would do this country a world of good, I think.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (pNxlR)

74 61
Oh! Oh! I know this one! I live in California, you see.



"He gets off scot-free"


---

You haven't been entertained until you've seen a clown car full of illegals overheat and break down on a bridge during a traffic jam and you get to watch them nervously looking for the best way off of it (including over and into the water) in case the right car comes in sight.

Eventually they all just started walking. All of them. No one even stayed with the car. I suspect it was towed and eventually sold.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 10:05 PM (c2K1w)

75 Another Friday night and I ain't got no hickeys

Eh... hickeys are overrated.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 23, 2017 10:05 PM (CNHr1)

76 Miley! Hi Miley. Is it morning yet?

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (OKpu1)

Sure! Call me and I'll give you The Cure.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (Id9+

Wait! Don't want no cure from you!

Other things, definitely.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (OKpu1)

77 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (eMKNe)

That's a silly idea.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (wYseH)

78 Canada. We are invading Canada so we can corner the maple syrup market.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM


Not to mention the huge practical joke on all those Hollywooders who moved there after the election!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (DMUuz)

79 No hickey.

Peaches, she's a nice geek girl. We had a wonderful time and the museum is always a blast. Trying to get home on the 405 and 5, on the other hand...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (Tnhbr)

80 Donnie Two Scoops needs to sell about 8000 units of the F-35 to our friends and allies. There's nothing better out there on the market right now, -- until we earn enough to bust a nut on the next generation of fighter.

A great POTUS and arms salesmen would get it fucking done!

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (/HfBH)

81 The last time SpaceX tried a three-engine landing burn, they literally punched a Falcon 9-sized hole in the flight deck. Think Wile E. Coyote on a cliff face.

Today they made it. W00t!

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

82 So how can they collect? Just refuse to pay. And never go back to Rhode Island. Chickenshit place, anyway. Commie State government, Rhode Island Reds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (XUcIQ)

=======

Down here, all state systems are interconnected. You are lukely to have a bench warrant issued for your arrest at next contact if you act as you advised. Ask me how I know.

The police state. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (QoDdh)

83 It just blows my mind that someone can take out a US Navy destroyer out at sea with a 700 foot long ship. It's completely inexcusable.
Posted by: f'd

This and the fat Army is kinda to be expected after 8 years of a gay commie C-i-C slashing budgets and sapping morale.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (5YBu8)

84 81 The last time SpaceX tried a three-engine landing burn, they literally punched a Falcon 9-sized hole in the flight deck. Think Wile E. Coyote on a cliff face.

Today they made it. W00t!
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)



50% success rate! Ok who wants a ride!

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (z/Ubi)

85 72
It just blows my mind that someone can take out a US Navy destroyer out
at sea with a 700 foot long ship. It's completely inexcusable.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)
Abso-fuckin-lutely! Srsly, wtf???

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (EgOr3)

86 So how can they collect? Just refuse to pay. And never go back to Rhode Island. Chickenshit place, anyway. Commie State government, Rhode Island Reds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

We got counties bigger than Rhode Island and THEY don't get two Democrat senators.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (Y6JzV)

87 Wait! Don't want no cure from you!



Other things, definitely.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (OKpu1)

Yeah, that's what they all say.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (Id9+8)

88 wasn't there a song about hickeys in the 80s? hickey so fine or something? someone ask L,Elle .

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (0wem/)

89 Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

They are launching a falcon from VAFB Thursday. I'm going to watch it if its clear.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (Ri/rl)

90 I'm surprised at the obesity rate among children and young adults. What would have been considered fat a little more than 30 years is normal today.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (nvMvs)

91 Itinerant herds of unemployed college professors would do this country a world of good, I think.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (pNxlR)
------------

I'm envisioning the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch from Monty Python for some reason.

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (sBOL1)

92 Last nights ONT was epic, but I could not read it all. 700+ before midnight.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (VdICR)

93 What happens when they just start sending out tickets to any old, way-out-of-state plate knowing you can't fight it?

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (d3wbb)

You mean what NYC meter maids do already?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:10 PM (wYseH)

94 Stampeders making it interesting.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:10 PM (Y6JzV)

95 yeah who was conning the Fitzgerald, Famke Jannsen / Xenia Onatopp

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)

96 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (eMKNe)

That's a silly idea.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (wYseH)
---------

I'll bet I know what that means.

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:11 PM (sBOL1)

97 CBD: silly, but it just... might... work!!

Posted by: qdp "living in sitcomland" steve at June 23, 2017 10:11 PM (eMKNe)

98 It just blows my mind that someone can take out a US Navy destroyer out at sea with a 700 foot long ship. It's completely inexcusable.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)

Indeed. There should have been a watch kept by both ships. I will cut the container ship's crew some slack; they may be under-manned, and the crew all tired from loading operations.

But damn, a destroyer, a fighting ship on patrol? Even in peacetime, a fighting vessel needs to keep a lookout for hostiles, or even for other vessels in distress, to render aid. Maybe not part of their mission, but always good for PR. And they have a large crew, no excuse for not having both visual and radar watches kept.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:12 PM (XUcIQ)

99 well who takes a date to a gas station?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (0wem/)


---

Ha. I forgot that the first woman I truly loved used to always want to stop by a gas station where she had found Hawaiian Punch stored in large paddle-stirred clear rectangular dispensers. She had loved the stuff and hadn't seen it for years, and that gas station was involved in almost all of our dates.

Grown woman, too. Beautiful and fairly wealthy. Could buy anything almost anything she wanted without needing to balance the checkbook first, and she wanted to go get Hawaiian Punch from this ratty little mom-and-pop gas station. It was charming as hell.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (c2K1w)

100 Why are you guys giving poor L, Elle a hard time? I know she had to give some public talk today and was nervous about it. How did it go, does anyone know?

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (sBOL1)

101 It just blows my mind that someone can take out a US Navy destroyer out at sea with a 700 foot long ship. It's completely inexcusable.
Posted by: f'd



Saki!

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (lIZQs)

102 I suggested in an earlier thread also:

- there are some flicks I would love to see get remade and parodied into modern-day political comedies.

The one that particularly comes to mind is The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. (And we all know who'd play The Ugly...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (eMKNe)

103 This and the fat Army is kinda to be expected after 8 years of a gay commie C-i-C slashing budgets and sapping morale.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (5YBu


It's more than that. The last 16 years have had their toll. Hell, I'd even place some of the blame on the 90s force reductions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (Tnhbr)

104 Oh those silly Canadians! Been surrounded by them for 4 days now.

Sorry
Hey
Yea, yea, yea

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (IV4VS)

105 I don't know anything about running a ship other than what I learned from Melville though so what do I know?

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:14 PM (BO/km)

106 84
50% success rate! Ok who wants a ride!
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (z/Ubi)


Single engine landings have become all but routine. They've done about 10 of them. Three engine landing burns are rather "sporty".

I love how they keep pushing the envelope and trying new things. This is really like it was when I was a kid in the 60s.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

107 Ha! As I thought.

qdqsteve, look at the sidebar.

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (sBOL1)

108 88
wasn't there a song about hickeys in the 80s? hickey so fine or something? someone ask L,Elle .

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (0wem/)


---

Hickey don't lose that number.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (c2K1w)

109 Down here, all state systems are interconnected. You are lukely to have a bench warrant issued for your arrest at next contact if you act as you advised. Ask me how I know.

The police state. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (QoDdh)

Then it's high time to lobby your state government to refuse to information share with RI.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (XUcIQ)

110 I tried to write down my recipe for my Wingfest, (small celebration), hot wings today and I realized that I operate like a short-order cook when I make these things and the recipe is too complex.

It also involved two separate recipes, (hot and mild), and during the madness that takes at least five hours to complete?

It is too complicated for the Moron Cookbook.

It involves the stove-top, the oven and the grill.

There are precise steps and I think I dried-out my wings while making the rice and grilling the peppers, onions and tomatoes today.

Not to mention the rice drying while trying to save the burning corn salsa.

These are going to be The Worst wings I've ever brought to this party and I'm ashamed that I couldn't write the recipe while I was in a frantic state.

I apologize to Weasel, Bluebell and Miley.

Today was a disaster.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (6gk0M)

111 Oh, Hickey you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Hickey!

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:16 PM (Y6JzV)

112 bluebell, kewl! Thanks for showing me!!!
And thanks CBD!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 10:16 PM (eMKNe)

113 I meant qdpsteve, of course.

Slap, no worries! Sorry it was a disastrous day.

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:16 PM (sBOL1)

114 The FBI has always been politicized. J Edgar was a nasty blackmailer. That's just how it is. Everything in the Government is heavily politicized. The Democrats are in fact Marxists, while the Republicans are at best Socialists. Trump is the closest thing to a Capitalist in a long time.

Essentially, most of what our country is supposed to be based upon are lies. That's why babies are butchered for body parts. No one who is actually aware of such things will ever trust the Government. Comey is no doubt a vile individual, but, really, he's swimming in a sewer. The Intelligence Community is in a similar situation.

Posted by: LoneStarWhacko at June 23, 2017 10:17 PM (3oJkz)

115 Another Samurai Guitar Piece: Pink Floyd's The Wall, starring Donald Trump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwoAQYJrJ4

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 23, 2017 10:17 PM (EoAgi)

116 "wasn't there a song about hickeys in the 80s? hickey so fine or something? someone ask L,Elle ."
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (0wem/)


I think that was Mickey by Toni Basil. (Okay, I get it now. It was a joke. Heh heh.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:18 PM (lIZQs)

117 Maybe the military has gotten fatter because more chicks are in now

Posted by: NCKate at June 23, 2017 10:19 PM (Ek7I2)

118 It's hickey to rock & rhyme, to rock & rhyme that's right on time, it's hickey, hickey, hickey

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 10:19 PM (ANIFC)

119 These are going to be The Worst wings I've ever brought to this party and I'm ashamed that I couldn't write the recipe while I was in a frantic state.



I apologize to Weasel, Bluebell and Miley.



Today was a disaster.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (6gk0M)\
Sorry to hear that, Slap. But some day you can share the recipe on an ONT.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:20 PM (Id9+8)

120 Maybe the military has gotten fatter because more chicks are in now

Posted by: NCKate at June 23, 2017 10:19 PM (Ek7I2)

Does that alter the collective Boobie Mass Index?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:20 PM (XUcIQ)

121 I am guessing Nancy Pee is in her cups flying home to San Fran tonight. hic. Stuttering and smiling on cue as she adjusts her bra and yanks up the tatas.

I think the wide part in her hair/wig/extensions is a tell. She is leaking the botox out her follicles.

"I am a majestic legislator" or some swot. hic. I do hope she retains leadership as she is getting stuttery like O. Yesterday she quoted Dr. King: (paraphrased)... "Legislate, legislate, legislate. Something something something. Potentate, pomegranate, puddin' head."

Well, my flying monkeys, I have swooped in like the Flying Infidel Queen (imagine the Good Witch Glenda), with full dress though topless, like a Viking Queen. Where was I?

Oh, yes. I have been watching DVD's of Black Adder with Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean). Some jolly good jokes ...may you all have a good consensual rodgering tonight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (J5mzk)

122 117 Maybe the military has gotten fatter because more chicks are in now
Posted by: NCKate at June 23, 2017 10:19 PM (Ek7I2)

It's based on BMI which is a bullshit measure.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (0mRoj)

123 Maybe the military has gotten fatter because more chicks are in now
Posted by: NCKate

Shhhh...
That's one of those facts we're not allowed to acknowledge.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (5YBu8)

124 "The Army is Fat!" study is based on Body Mass Index (BMI) which means its a worthless study and conclusion.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (h99GH)

125 Canadian overtime!

Do they use metric time?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (Y6JzV)

126 Honest officer, I'm just a Canadian.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (kUfFq)

127 I really think that a good first step would be to move every single government agency out of DC. Send the FBI to Minneapolis, the IRS to Cleveland, the Treasury to Denver, and the DoD spread out on military bases around the country.

Kill the Washington, DC incestuous culture where people go from Govt to lobbyist to Govt to contractor...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (Tnhbr)

128 Canada. We are invading Canada so we can corner the maple syrup market.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM



Not to mention the huge practical joke on all those Hollywooders who moved there after the election!

Posted by: Duncanthrax
****

Yes. All two of them...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (hVdx9)

129 Jinx, do I owe you a Coke or do you owe me a Coke?

Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (h99GH)

130 "The Army is Fat!" study is based on Body Mass Index (BMI) which means its a worthless study and conclusion.



Posted by: Chuck C
****

Ah yes, the index that said Michael Jordan was overweight in his athletic prime (IIRC).

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (hVdx9)

131 Sorry it was a disastrous day.





Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:16 PM (sBOL1)
I'm really sorry to hear you had a disastrous day, bluebell. No one deserves it less. :-(

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (EgOr3)

132 Oh, yes. I have been watching DVD's of Black Adder with Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean). Some jolly good jokes ...may you all have a good consensual rodgering tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis

I have a cunning plan...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (5YBu8)

133 I know she had to give some public talk today and was nervous about it. How did it go, does anyone know?
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM


According to her, it went well.

Very well. Very, very well.

So well, that in the celebratory atmosphere afterwards, she received a hickey.

On her "lower shoulder".

So, very well, indeed. So say us all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

134 Oh, yes. I have been watching DVD's of Black Adder
with Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean). Some jolly good jokes ...may you all
have a good consensual rodgering tonight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (J5mzk)

I love Black Adder. I also love a good consensual rogering. Haven't enjoyed either in <counts on fingers>...well, a long time.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (Id9+8)

135 So, Big Papi retired today. He was all weepy-pants. I adore him.

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (EgOr3)

136 Jinx, do I owe you a Coke or do you owe me a Coke?
Posted by: Chuck C


I smell a spoof of that classic 1960s Coke add coming soon...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (eMKNe)

137 On her "lower shoulder".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

Is that what they are called nowadays?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (wYseH)

138 Earlier this year they fired a guy in my department for setting up an upskirt cam in a co-workers desk! And he was the last person you'd expect to do something like that. Best worker in the place, a family man, Christian. You never know.
Posted by: josephistan


Why didn't he just spend his workday going to porn sites like government workers?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

139 There is a problem with fatties in the Army.

I'd love it if there was an Army-wide directive that no one can be in their office before noon. Instead of 6am PT, you show up at 8am, work outside until noon, and then go in after lunch. Give section leaders and commanders time to do actual military training such as combatives, drill and ceremony, obstacle courses, road marches, etc.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (Tnhbr)

140 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878300709938094080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878300794407276544

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878300914158895109

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301020022951936

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301118278782976

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (AOrEZ)

141 He was all weepy-pants.

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (EgOr3)

It's the steroid withdrawal. He has an excellent biochemist, and he had Big Papi withdraw slowly, but at some point most people will get over-emotional.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)

142 I'm really sorry to hear you had a disastrous day, bluebell. No one deserves it less. :-(
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (EgOr3)
-------

No, no, no, Peaches, it wasn't my bad day! It was Slapweasel's. My day was just, well, peachy!

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (sBOL1)

143
I am guessing Nancy Pee is in her cups flying home to San Fran tonight.
hic. Stuttering and smiling on cue as she adjusts her bra and yanks up
the tatas.



I think the wide part in her hair/wig/extensions is a tell. She is leaking the botox out her follicles.



"I am a majestic legislator" or some swot. hic. I do hope she
retains leadership as she is getting stuttery like O. Yesterday she
quoted Dr. King: (paraphrased)... "Legislate, legislate, legislate.
Something something something. Potentate, pomegranate, puddin' head."



Well, my flying monkeys, I have swooped in like the Flying Infidel
Queen (imagine the Good Witch Glenda), with full dress though topless,
like a Viking Queen. Where was I?



Oh, yes. I have been watching DVD's of Black Adder with Rowan
Atkinson (Mr. Bean). Some jolly good jokes ...may you all have a good
consensual rodgering tonight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky
****

Am I betting the beta male dem pages are ogling her and flirting with her in order to cheer her up.
"Hey Nancy, why don't you loosen that top buttons? I'm sure you'd feel better (winks)."
(Ok, grossing myself out)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

144 On her "lower shoulder".


Self-administered too. She must have a prehensile neck.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)

145 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301203381276674

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301291520430080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301393509109760

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (AOrEZ)

146 Hickey don't lose that number.

Posted by: Steely Hickey at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (Tyii7)

147 So well, that in the celebratory atmosphere afterwards, she received a hickey.

On her "lower shoulder".

So, very well, indeed. So say us all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
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Oh dear. I'm not really sure what that means. Sounds like she had a day, all right. Glad her talk went well.

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM (sBOL1)

148 It's the steroid withdrawal. He has an excellent
biochemist, and he had Big Papi withdraw slowly, but at some point most
people will get over-emotional.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)
Get thee behind me, satan.

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM (EgOr3)

149 "Sorry to hear that, Slap. But some day you can share the recipe on an ONT."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:20 PM (Id9+

I'll send you a condensed version via email. I'll try to do the same on next weekend's Food Thread.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)

150 Am I betting the beta male dem pages are ogling her and flirting with her in order to cheer her up.
"Hey Nancy, why don't you loosen that top buttons? I'm sure you'd feel better (winks)."
(Ok, grossing myself out)


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (hVdx9)


That's nasty.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (aMlLZ)

151 Walter Payton was listed at 5' 10" and 200 lb.
His BMI would be 28.7 (overweight)
His measured body fat was under 7 %

Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?

Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (h99GH)

152 I love the non-PC of Black Adder. They mock the French relentlessly. I think I see similar in Macaroon and his Pedo Wife.

My husband and I roar in laughter at the writing...have to reverse often to catch a line.

And, yes to Prince Ludwig above, I love Balderick and his many facial pustules. He is priceless. I cannot imagine how many takes they had to get it right without dying laughing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (J5mzk)

153 Get thee behind me, satan.


And push!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)

154 I'll send you a condensed version via email. I'll try to do the same on next weekend's Food Thread.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)

So, I'll just have to add water?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (Id9+8)

155 I love Black Adder. I also love a good consensual rogering. Haven't enjoyed either in <counts on fingers>...well, a long time.



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****

Oh Miley. Have the feminazi's taught you nothing? All PIV sex is rape. Even when you THINK you are consenting you aren't. Silly goosette.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (hVdx9)

156 Atta girl, Peaches. I've said the same thing to him myself before.

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (sBOL1)

157 And push!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (EgOr3)

158 Lots of body builders are overweight if not obese using BMI.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 10:30 PM (kufk0)

159 And push!


Yes.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 23, 2017 10:30 PM (Tyii7)

160 Excuse me, while I Hick(ey) the sky...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 10:30 PM (3JQ/p)

161 Oh Miley. Have the feminazi's taught you nothing?
All PIV sex is rape. Even when you THINK you are consenting you aren't.
Silly goosette.


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (hVdx9)

Not all PIV is equal.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:30 PM (Id9+8)

162 144 On her "lower shoulder".


Hot tub suction opening?

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (lIZQs)

163 And push!

Posted by: Insomniac

Push it real good!

Posted by: Salt N Peppa at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (5YBu8)

164 And push!



Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)

Now breathe!

Posted by: Lemans Coach at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (6hUAo)

165 Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?
------
The same reason fat, salt, eggs, red meat, etc. are all bad for you but carbs are great.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (kufk0)

166 Walter Payton was listed at 5' 10" and 200 lb.
His BMI would be 28.7 (overweight)
His measured body fat was under 7 %

Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (h99GH)

======

I'm 6'1" and 205. My Doc ignores the BMI scale, as most seem to. It is as outdated and useful as the Food Pyramid that jacked the shit out of type 2 Diabetes numbers.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (QoDdh)

167 Ok, Elle, I left a few comments willowed in other link.

I want to know how this meeting evolved into a hickey. I worked with a bunch of wild and crazy ED docs and I did, once, evolve into a big drunk after a Christmas party. Made it home before I slurred like Crazy Googenheim. Husband said I did a face-plant onto bed laughing like a wild woman. He fixed me up with a glass of milk, on my request (after, mind you I did my usual neurotic nightly routine, as I have NEVAH slept in make up. Bad for skin my Mama said). Anyway, after glass of milk and book I apparently passed out til 2am.

No hickey's, though! You bad, Elle.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (J5mzk)

168 "Excuse me, while I Hick(ey) the sky..."


Are you sure it's not "this guy"?

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (lIZQs)

169 "So, I'll just have to add water?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (Id9+

*HAH!*

This year isn't quite "Chicken-Jerky", but after I put it in the oven tomorrow for the reheat, I don't know what will become of it.

I always bring it up to, (above), temperature before I travel the twenty minutes an put it over the Sterno burners.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (6gk0M)

170 And push!
Posted by: Insomniac


*lights a match*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (6FqZa)

171 Oh Miley. Have the feminazi's taught you nothing?

All PIV sex is rape. Even when you THINK you are consenting you aren't.

Silly goosette.




Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (hVdx9)

Not all PIV is equal.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****

As my wife keeps telling me....

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (hVdx9)

172 I'm no aviation expert but I'd bet some money the F-35 won't be in any show squadron like the Blue Angels anytime soon. God help the pilot when the computer goes down.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (IDPbH)

173 Up the PT standards (and change the PT test), and if a soldier passes the PT test then don't worry about weight unless they are obviously grossly overweight.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (Tnhbr)

174

Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton dubbed the GOP “the death party” on Friday.

She blasted Republicans in a tweet over the Senate GOP’s recently unveiled bill to repeal and replace ObamaCare. “Forget death panels,” Clinton tweeted. “If Republicans pass this bill, they’re the death party.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

175 I just had a good idea, Elle! Tell whoever you tried "cupping" or whatever the stupid movie stars are doing. Some athletes as well. Now you need more hickey's!!11!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (J5mzk)

176 "All PIV sex is rape."

I recall a story a from few months back that suggested that if you refuse to have sex with someone because of their gender, then you're a h8r.

Well, I guess we can infer from that that there can be no rational basis to ever refuse sex. I mean, if not something big like gender, then what? Therefore, rape is impossible, because you're not allowed to say "No" , unless you're a h8r.

Try that one on the next feminist who says all men are rapists.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (3JQ/p)

177 Oh dear. I'm not really sure what that means. Sounds like she had a day, all right. Glad her talk went well.
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM


This has been an epochal time for The Horde. So much so that there is speculation that the era before today may be reckoned BH, and from tonight forward, AH.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (DMUuz)

178 166 Walter Payton was listed at 5' 10" and 200 lb.
His BMI would be 28.7 (overweight)
His measured body fat was under 7 %

Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (h99GH)

Walter Peyton died a young man so we were right!!!

Posted by: BMI chart creators at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (IDPbH)

179 >>>A deputy checked and found that the people were not suspicious, merely Canadian.<<<




Well, them Canadians are very suspicious... what with those flappy heads and all.



It's just not right.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (rxW5j)

180 This has been an epochal time for The Horde. So much so that there is speculation that the era before today may be reckoned BH, and from tonight forward, AH.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (DMUuz)
---------

Oh lordy. Does the poor girl know this? I'm guessing no.

Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (sBOL1)

181 they're the death party

Where's Robert ? until he gets here, here's some Shade Empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc6biDogGqo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (6FqZa)

182 Oh, hey, for all you music-morons who still go out after dark . . . my IRL lovemonkeys all went to see Roger Waters on Tuesday and they are over the moon. Highly recommended if it's coming to a burg near you.

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (EgOr3)

183 Walter Peyton died a young man so we were right!!!
Posted by: BMI chart creators

Heathen! Do not blaspheme the name of The Sweetness

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:37 PM (5YBu8)

184 My day was less than stellar.

Atter waiting two weeks for my boss to deal with the narcissist photog that is backstabbing me, I found out today what action he took.

For the record:

This is the guy that a demands a fee when he hasn't done anything and a job is cancelled.

This is a guy that demands a fee when his work isn't used, because it's bad.

This is the guy that the boss said we'd never use again, abou two months ago, when he started making demands.

So... the boss "gave him a stern talking to."

So, so unhappy about the situation.

This guy is manipulaing our boss and in turn, his boss. And they are totally enabling him.

I'm doing all I can to make sure I don't have to deal with the photographer; maybe next time he starts threatning suicide, he can call the boss.

And... I am very agressively pursuing new work.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (aT+Bx)

185 I see that after this Canadian football game is over (if it is ever over), I can switch to Australian Rules Football.

If you think I'm confused now...

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (Y6JzV)

186 Walter Payton was listed at 5' 10" and 200 lb.

His BMI would be 28.7 (overweight)

His measured body fat was under 7 %



Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?

Posted by: Chuck C
****

I work for a health insurance company. Care to guess which standard they use for employee health insurance incentives?
If you get below a ceratin BMI there are financial rewards. Gee, I wonder why they chose taht BMI as the standard?
Yes, to some degree they really do think being almost as emaciated as a starving Ethiopian is a good thing. We all know the other half as to why they set such a ridiculous goal.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (hVdx9)

187 As my wife keeps telling me....


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (hVdx9)

Damn, you're still in your honeymoon phase, aren't you?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (Id9+8)

188 Gotta say goodnight early everybody, have work to do. Thanks for another great day of chat! Happy weekend!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

189 Goodnight, qdpsteve!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (Id9+8)

190 Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (aT+Bx)

Just curious. Is he gay?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (IDPbH)

191 at the opening of bush's administration a navy submarine hit a japanese trawler... followed by the iraq war.



now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...



??????

Posted by: musical jolly chimp



Godzilla Arrives!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (HCqAo)

192 I recall a story a from few months back that suggested that if you refuse to have sex with someone because of their gender, then you're a h8r.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (3JQ/p)

Dude fucks with me and don't take no for an answer I'm going right past H8ter and firing up Sith Lord.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (aMlLZ)

193 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:41 PM (tr2D7)

194 G'Night, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:41 PM (6gk0M)

195 Trump's tweeting again and they're going nuts. I can't link to his latest tweets but he basically says that Obama knew about "Russian meddling" in the election for months.......and did nothing."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (89VjS)

196 Just curious. Is he gay?
--

Boss is a gay man.

Narcissist is not.

The boss's boss is a liberal female, who is "soft hearted" and decided to give the narcissit more work after he burst out in tears during a public event.

He plays them like violins.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (aT+Bx)

197 "This guy is blowing our boss and in turn, his boss. And they are totally enabling him."

i think i fify

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (BO/km)

198 shibumi : ugh, good luck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

199 Oh, hey, for all you music-morons who still go out after dark . . . my IRL lovemonkeys all went to see Roger Waters on Tuesday and they are over the moon. Highly recommended if it's coming to a burg near you.
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (EgOr3)

======

No, thank you. I don't need an ancient has been lecturing me about our politics. I also haven't smoked weed for decades, which was required for me to even listen to their music.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (QoDdh)

200 See ultra-tool Eric Holder is gonna run for President?

Best laugh I've had in ages!

Posted by: The Gimp! at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (jdWK0)

201 Of course what the MSM will take out of this is that "Trump is admitting that Russia meddled...." when that's not what he's doing at all.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (89VjS)

202 Peaches, very stoked about upcoming RW show. How were the new songs live?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

203 Heathen! Do not blaspheme the name of The Sweetness

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:37 PM (5YBu
As a Pats-fan-for-life, I could not agree more. You don't spit on Superman's cape . . . so tawdry.

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (EgOr3)

204 I recall a story a from few months back that
suggested that if you refuse to have sex with someone because of their
gender, then you're a h8r.



Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (3JQ/p)



Dude fucks with me and don't take no for an answer I'm going right past H8ter and firing up Sith Lord.

Posted by: Berserker
****

I actually worked with a pre-op tranny and it was kind of weird to see the gradual change. He went from long hair and dressing like a woman to looking more feminien and a boob job. As "his" voice changed I am positive "she" was using female hormones. It was quite difficult to tell she had ever been male.
Quite surprising really.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (hVdx9)

205
now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...

There have been three Navy ship collisions in the same area so far this year.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:44 PM (IqV8l)

206 Trump's tweeting again and they're going nuts. I can't link to his latest tweets but he basically says that Obama knew about "Russian meddling" in the election for months.......and did nothing."
Posted by: JoeF.

All hail the God-Emperor and King of all Shitlords! The way he plays the media is a thing to behold.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:44 PM (5YBu8)

207 "There have been three Navy ship collisions in the same area so far this year."

Hope they have Liberty Mutual.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM (BO/km)

208 Obstruction of justice!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

209 There have been three Navy ship collisions in the same area so far this year

Ram it, ram it, ram it in the poop chute

Posted by: frank zappa at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (6FqZa)

210 44 I recently learned we just fired someone who had been stealing from our lunch room.
Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Which is harder to imagine getting fired for, that, or getting caught pissing in the coffee pot. I saw a story about that a few years ago. They caught him on hidden camera. Pick up the pot, look to see if the coast is clear and then pull down the front of your shorts and get it done. I found it very disturbing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (0ecq3)

211 shibumi : ugh, good luck.
--

I'm agressively job hunting.

Plus... I've had to deal with the narcissist for about 15 years. He's been bad for ten, and been super bad for the past three or so. To survive in the past, I will only deal with him via email.

I've now gone no-contact.

I have full confidence in his ability to look like he's cooperating for a short period of time. He will then fall back into old habits, and cause another problem. However, when something happens now, it will go directly to the boss; I will not intercede and make it better.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (aT+Bx)

212 >>>Dude fucks with me and don't take no for an answer I'm going right past H8ter and firing up Sith Lord.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (aMlLZ)<<<

Why would you light Merovign ablaze if some guy is hitting on you? That sounds a little harsh.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (rxW5j)

213 I work for a health insurance company. Care to guess which standard they use for employee health insurance incentives?
If you get below a ceratin BMI there are financial rewards. Gee, I wonder why they chose taht BMI as the standard?
Yes, to some degree they really do think being almost as emaciated as a starving Ethiopian is a good thing. We all know the other half as to why they set such a ridiculous goal.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (hVdx9)

What is the other half, other than making sure they don't have to actually give the incentives?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

214 Peaches, very stoked about upcoming RW show. How were the new songs live?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah, I didn't go but they had floor seats, which they said was *almost* too close. The full Pink Floyd experience. And these are mega music peeps. You're gonna love it!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:47 PM (EgOr3)

215 All hail the God-Emperor and King of all Shitlords! The way he plays the media is a thing to behold.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:44 PM (5YBu

========

Troll level........Galactic Supreme Overlord.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:47 PM (QoDdh)

216 I have full confidence in his ability to look like he's cooperating for a short period of time. He will then fall back into old habits, and cause another problem. However, when something happens now, it will go directly to the boss; I will not intercede and make it better.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (aT+Bx)

In my younger days I might have been persuaded to provide asswhooping services.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)

217
Hope they have Liberty Mutual.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM


USS Brad

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

218 Which is harder to imagine getting fired for, that,
or getting caught pissing in the coffee pot. I saw a story about that a
few years ago. They caught him on hidden camera. Pick up the pot,
look to see if the coast is clear and then pull down the front of your
shorts and get it done. I found it very disturbing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn
****

Yet another benefit from not drinking office coffee.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (hVdx9)

219 Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (EgOr3)

See Brady tossing footballs from the Great Wall of China earlier this week?

Posted by: The Gimp! at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (jdWK0)

220 Peaches, very stoked about upcoming RW show. How were the new songs live?
---

I know a lot about the Roger Waters production. It will probably be better if you're in the lower bowl, or even the upper bowl, as opposed to the main floor. Some nice gags, especially the lasers in Brain Damage.

He puts on a top rate prodution, however, there is a LOT of Trump hate, which I cannot stomach.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (aT+Bx)

221 >>Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

How was Fenway?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (/tuJf)

222 218 Which is harder to imagine getting fired for, that,
or getting caught pissing in the coffee pot. I saw a story about that a
few years ago. They caught him on hidden camera. Pick up the pot,
look to see if the coast is clear and then pull down the front of your
shorts and get it done. I found it very disturbing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn
****

Yet another benefit from not drinking office coffee.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (hVdx9)

That's why Keurigs are a good thing. Coffee is guaranteed pee-free.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)

223 Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (aT+Bx)

Are you sure the narcissist is not gay? He is a photog, demanding, a drama queen and crys in public?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:49 PM (IDPbH)

224 I work for a health insurance company. Care to guess which standard they use for employee health insurance incentives?

If you get below a ceratin BMI there are financial rewards. Gee, I wonder why they chose taht BMI as the standard?

Yes, to some degree they really do think being almost as emaciated
as a starving Ethiopian is a good thing. We all know the other half as
to why they set such a ridiculous goal.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (hVdx9)



What is the other half, other than making sure they don't have to actually give the incentives?

Posted by: Insomniac
****

Bingo. IF, IF, IF, IF, you are able to hit their insane standard, you get money placed onto your FSA/HSA acct.
Yes! $300 extra! (collapses because kidneys shut down).

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (hVdx9)

225 How was Fenway?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (/tuJf)

About 3-4 pounds. Oh, wait, that's a henway. My bad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (XUcIQ)

226
That's why Keurigs are a good thing. Coffee is guaranteed pee-free.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:49 PM


Unless someone pees in the water tank.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (IqV8l)

227 Gwinnett Arena has Sir Paul on a Thursday and Waters on a Sunday of the same weekend. Wish it was closer, but easy to deal with.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (PUmDY)

228 In my younger days I might have been persuaded to provide asswhooping services.
--
Thank you Insomniac.

BTW... he's slowly being blackballed. There are a lot of people who will not work with him, and the list gets longer every year.

So really, I just have to be patient, sit back and watch the explosion.

However, I am the impatient type, and really do not enjoy being the "good employee" while the "complete asshole" gets away with murder.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (aT+Bx)

229 I realized with a start tonight that I have neglected the once-a-month post of the excerpt from 'One Lonely Night' Multiple posters tonight have used the trigger word, so...

"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (OdK9v)

230 >>>That's why Keurigs are a good thing. Coffee is guaranteed pee-free.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)<<<

Yeah. Pee free. That's the ticket.

Posted by: disgruntled guy who makes the K-Cups at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (rxW5j)

231 See Brady tossing footballs from the Great Wall of China earlier this week?

Posted by: The Gimp! at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (jdWK0)
Fuck me, no, this is the first I've heard of it. Gotta google it! And, heh, Red Sox killed it tonight at Fenway.

Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (EgOr3)

232 "Coffee is guaranteed pee-free."

Yea you just keep believing that.

Posted by: The fish at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (BO/km)

233 Considering how ludicrous the FBI's conclusions are as it relates to an attack on the third ranking member of the House of Representatives, you might reconsider whether to trust the FBI's conclusions in other areas, as well.

Meh. Anyone with even half a brain certainly knew that the FBI was a total joke by the time they listed a polygamist in the 10 most wanted. Ooooh! A polygamist!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (rZ+mb)

234 Merely Canadian.

Likely story.

Now drop the back bacon and give us Shania Twain's phone number!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2017 10:52 PM (arhmY)

235 Unless someone pees in the water tank.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---------

*!*

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at June 23, 2017 10:52 PM (OdK9v)

236 JS, very good. Went to no name restaurant at fish pier on Sat.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:54 PM (PUmDY)

237 193 Evening Horde!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:41 PM (tr2D7)



Good evening!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

238 Peaches......we have friends that went to see Waters last month and they walked out after the break. Very violent anti-Trump imagery on his big screen including throat slashing

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IV4VS)

239 Bingo. IF, IF, IF, IF, you are able to hit their insane standard, you get money placed onto your FSA/HSA acct.
Yes! $300 extra! (collapses because kidneys shut down).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (hVdx9)

Ah yes. In the legal biz we call this an illusory promise.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)

240
Went to no name restaurant at fish pier on Sat.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Did you eat no name fish?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IqV8l)

241 Wimbledon in two weeks. Thankfully I was wrong that a terrorist attack would occur during the French Open. Just had one lone wolf incident at that time away from the tournament. I hope Wimbledon is just as successful.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IDPbH)

242 Apropos of nothing - A (young) workmate today said to me "Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"

I gotta retire and get the hell out of that place before I kill someone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (tr2D7)

243 My dad, who served in WWII, told me that the army
would put weight on you, or take it off. Whichever was needed. He was
drafted at 30yo and 140 lbs. When he left 2 years later, he was 155. I
think, living through the depression, that those 15 lbs were needed.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (lIZQs)

---------------------------

My Dad had to lie about his height (6'3") to get in the Army in 1936 because he was too skinny. A year later he had to get off his horse and behind the reins of a wagon team because he was too heavy.
I went into Ranger school at 205 and 8 weeks later weighed in at 165.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 10:57 PM (yOqwj)

244 Got sunburned on Harbor tall ships cruise when it was very overcast

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:57 PM (PUmDY)

245 Yo! LadyL

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:57 PM (tr2D7)

246 https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/
878429473296834560

Posted by: KILL IT WITH FIRE! at June 23, 2017 10:58 PM (vBeA5)

247 I hope Wimbledon is just as successful.
Posted by: Jack Sock

MI-6 is on guard against a blancmange turning Englishmen into Scotsmen to win.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (5YBu8)

248 Lobster, jumbo shrimp and scallops

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

249 Heard a young guy on the radio today say he didn't know any songs by Boston. He may have heard them but wouldn't know it was Boston.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)

250 Apropos of nothing - A (young) workmate today said to me "Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"

I gotta retire and get the hell out of that place before I kill someone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (tr2D7)

A few weeks back a bunch of us were talking about the old beer can pull offs, and how people used to make chains with them and hang them from their rear view mirror. A 25 year old in the crowd points to his beer and said "These used to come off??"

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 11:00 PM (aMlLZ)

251 The BMI thing probably would have done me in had I stayed in the USAF. I was always borderline but manage to get by. As it turned out, I wound up having to get out anyway (High Year Tenure). When I didn't make SSgt, I quit exercising and my diet went to a strict regimen of pizza and beer. It showed when I got out. I was a tubby 29 year old.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:00 PM (HCqAo)

252 >>JS, very good. Went to no name restaurant at fish pier on Sat.

Next time Catch of the Day.

So how was the music?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 11:01 PM (/tuJf)

253 93,
"You mean what NYC meter maids do already?"

Detroit did it to me. That's why I wondered above.

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 11:01 PM (d3wbb)

254 The phrases "stepped on a pop-top" and "church-key" are foreign to kids. I've gotten used to it, gradually.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 11:02 PM (6gk0M)

255 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 11:00 PM (aMlLZ)

I remember using smashed beer cans in the bowling alley parking lot as Chinese throwing stars. Steel beer cans.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:03 PM (IDPbH)

256 217
Hope they have Liberty Mutual.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM

USS Brad
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
--------

I gained 15 lbs. in 10 weeks of Basic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 11:04 PM (OdK9v)

257 Slap - I have made it my life's work to teach the young'uns what a "church-key" is.

Some cultural knowledge must not die out.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 11:04 PM (tr2D7)

258 test

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

259 Used to take pop bottles to the store for deposit money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:05 PM (IqV8l)

260 "I gained 15 lbs. in 10 weeks of Basic."

All muscle

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (jm1YL)

261 A few weeks back a bunch of us were talking about the old beer can pull offs, and how people used to make chains with them and hang them from their rear view mirror. A 25 year old in the crowd points to his beer and said "These used to come off??"

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 11:00 PM (aMlLZ)


LOL. Did you explain to him how, before even the pull-off tabs you had to manually dig two triangular holes in the beer can?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (rZ+mb)

262 test
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---
Passed it you did!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (tr2D7)

263 I gained 15 lbs. in 10 weeks of Basic."

All muscle
Posted by: Tuna at June



while at the same time you hat size increased by 5.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (0wem/)

264 "Used to take pop bottles to the store for deposit money."

You could make some serious coin if you had enough bottles.

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2017 11:07 PM (jm1YL)

265 LOL. Did you explain to him how, before even the pull-off tabs you had to manually dig two triangular holes in the beer can?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June




when cans were made of steel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:07 PM (0wem/)

266
262 test
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---
Passed it you did!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (tr2D7)


I always do. (Smiles demurely)

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

267 The 2nd set 1st night and vice versa were fantastic. They did an acoustic first verse of Dark Star 2nd night into Ripple 1st set closer. Also got an Oteil FOTM. They are finally mixing it up big time. That was the special at no name. I have never seen so many Dunkin Donuts in one place.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (PUmDY)

268 LOL. Did you explain to him how, before even the pull-off tabs you had to manually dig two triangular holes in the beer can?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June




back when hickeys were scandalous!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)

269 217
Hope they have Liberty Mutual.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM

USS Brad
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
--------

June 17, 2017. At Farmer's we know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.

Posted by: Ad Guy at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (OdK9v)

270 Franz Ferdinand, Take Me Out

https://youtu.be/GhCXAiNz9Jo

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (VdICR)

271
I always do. (Smiles demurely)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June




well, that was only the first .

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (0wem/)

272 Being Canadian is a felony in more than a few states.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (FAO5C)

273 back when hickeys were scandalous!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)


Heh.

Yep. That really sums it all up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (rZ+mb)

274 back when hickeys were scandalous!
Posted by: yankeefifth
---------

And beer cans were made from steel.

Posted by: Ad Guy at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (OdK9v)

275 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:07 PM (0wem/)

When people drank Schlitz and there was no lite beer.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (IDPbH)

276 So did get to cross one off my bucket list yesterday and go to Niagara Falls. Even went on a tour where we got to change the colors on the falls at night and watch a special color show on the American falls.

Pretty cool, pretty cool

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (IV4VS)

277 When people drank Schlitz and there was no lite beer.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (0wem/)

278 When a six ounce Coke bottle was a deadly weapon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)

279 271
I always do. (Smiles demurely)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June




well, that was only the first .
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (0wem/)


More tests? Math too?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

280 Heard a young guy on the radio today say he didn't know any songs by Boston. He may have heard them but wouldn't know it was Boston.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)

To be fair, though, there are countless bands which have come and gone (or continued) since the '80's, whose existence I may be aware of, but whose music is so forgettable, or so far out of my wheelhouse that I cannot make a connection. For example, I know there is/was a band called Green Day, but I could not name you one of their tunes.

And did you know Nickelback is touring again? Are you excited? I know I am. Not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (XUcIQ)

281 I remember being able to make a Polish cannon to shoot tennis balls. Cut the bottom and top out of 2 some tape, lighter fluid and matches. Fun times as a young boy.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (6hUAo)

282 JS, the Nitrous Mafia is in full force this tour. Like a phish show.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (PUmDY)

283 More tests? Math too?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June



you know, I don't know you well enough to tease you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:12 PM (0wem/)

284 When people drank Schlitz and there was no lite beer.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (IDPbH)

And the word "lite" didn't exist. And people knew how to spell.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:12 PM (Id9+8)

285 while at the same time you hat size increased by 5.
Posted by: yankeefifth
-----------

Takes a lot of space to accommodate the brain of a trained killer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 11:13 PM (OdK9v)

286 Takes a lot of space to accommodate the brain of a trained killer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June




he was a cook?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:14 PM (0wem/)

287 249 Heard a young guy on the radio today say he didn't know any songs by Boston. He may have heard them but wouldn't know it was Boston.
Posted by: Jack Sock



It doesn't get any better so get used to it. Had to explain to a 20 something co worker, after listening to a cover of Boys of Summer, that I preferred Don Henley's original (which is still one of my all time favorite songs). Then I had to explain who Don Henley was.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:14 PM (HCqAo)

288 you know, I don't know you well enough to tease you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:12 PM (0wem/)


I have 2 brothers. One is my twin. I am expert at handling teasing!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

289 The only gay smurf is Vanity Smurf, which is quite sad. They should add another gay smurf, so that he has a life partner.

Posted by: Shep Smurf at June 23, 2017 11:15 PM (xAvrH)

290 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (XUcIQ)

Don't disagree but Boston sold the most debut album( heh) ever until GunsNRoses came along .

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:15 PM (IDPbH)

291 Don't disagree but Boston sold the most debut album( heh) ever until GunsNRoses came along .

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:15 PM (IDPbH)


Yep. Great album by Boston ... and then they were gone.

Bunch of MIT guys, weren't they?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:17 PM (rZ+mb)

292 So did get to cross one off my bucket list yesterday and go to Niagara Falls. Even went on a tour where we got to change the colors on the falls at night and watch a special color show on the American falls.

Pretty cool, pretty cool

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (IV4VS)

Do they color the falls rainbow for gay honeymoons?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:17 PM (XUcIQ)

293 JS, they are getting very close to an 11 bustout out of St. Stephen.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:18 PM (PUmDY)

294 Sargon of Akkad has a request:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsZgkTZZiCk

After publicly and virally abusing me at Vidcon 2017 and inciting a cyberbullying campaign against me, I am petitioning Hank and John Green, the co-founders of Vidcon, to remove her from Saturday's Cyberbullying panel.

Contact the Vlog brothers here if you agree:
hankmt@gmail.com
johngreenwritesbooks@gmail.com

Please be polite and respectful, and as usual, do not contact Anita Sarkeesian.


It is astonishing that Sarkeesian, with such a long record of harassment and unethical conduct, is on a panel devoted to stopping cyberbulling. This is like putting Sudan on a Human Rights Commission.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 11:19 PM (6FqZa)

295 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:17 PM (rZ+mb)

They had a decent follow up album is couple of years later. Don't Look Back.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:20 PM (IDPbH)

296 Don't disagree but Boston sold the most debut album( heh) ever until GunsNRoses came along .

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:15 PM (IDPbH)

Oh, I remember Boston. They were a good band. But I like the J. Geils Band better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:21 PM (XUcIQ)

297 Anyone recall a band somewhere up north called "Wool", or some such? Would have been in the late 1960's to early 70"s

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 11:21 PM (yOqwj)

298 JS, HoB has a big J Geils mural on I think Lansdowne now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:22 PM (PUmDY)

299 Wimbledon in two weeks.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IDPbH)


Top seeds are really biting it this grass season (except for Federer).

I think Djokovic is going to get his act together, win Wimbledon and be off on another long winning streak.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:22 PM (rZ+mb)

300 It is astonishing that Sarkeesian, with such a long record of harassment and unethical conduct, is on a panel devoted to stopping cyberbulling. This is like putting Sudan on a Human Rights Commission.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 11:19 PM (6FqZa)

Geeze. You know it's only bullying if Leftards, or their pet minority groups are the ones being bullied.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:23 PM (XUcIQ)

301 AOP......the lighting technician did do a rainbow but he didn't say it was for the gheys. Just because it was pretty (before the sons a bitches hijacked it)

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (IV4VS)

302 Lotta good bands out of Boston. Aerosmith, Boston, The Cars, J.Geils, Dropkick Murphys. Probably a few more I can't remember right now.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)

303 They had a decent follow up album is couple of years later. Don't Look Back.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:20 PM (IDPbH)


I forgot about that. Was it after that album that they disappeared?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (rZ+mb)

304 Anyone recall a band somewhere up north called "Wool", or some such? Would have been in the late 1960's to early 70"s

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 11:21 PM (yOqwj)

zombie is your go-to source for information on obscure rock bands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:25 PM (XUcIQ)

305 "there have been three navy ship collisions in the same area this year"

WW III?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2017 11:26 PM (WTSFk)

306 AOP......the lighting technician did do a rainbow but he didn't say it was for the gheys. Just because it was pretty (before the sons a bitches hijacked it)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
-----------

Were there brown and black lights?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 11:26 PM (OdK9v)

307 >>JS, HoB has a big J Geils mural on I think Lansdowne now.

Fitting and a very cool tribute. I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 11:26 PM (/tuJf)

308
I forgot about that. Was it after that album that they disappeared?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


There were more

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_discography

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)

309 They play this one at every Alabama game.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:27 PM (PUmDY)

310 No brown lights Hammer.......but he can take it to black with no lights

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (IV4VS)

311 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTGr5t3MoY

Basket

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (PUmDY)

312 "Were there brown and black lights?"

Do they make brown light posters?

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (6hUAo)

313

https://rateyourmusic.com/artist/wool_f1

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (IqV8l)

314 but he can take it to black with no lights

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (IV4VS)


He can't use real black lights because that might embarrass the cat owners.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (rZ+mb)

315 303: Boston had an album in the mid 80s called Third Stage. Fourth album showed up in the mid 90s, Walk On. After that, I have no idea. Brad Delp died in 2007. He was he original lead singer and had amazing pipes. Saw Boston on the Walk On tour. They were impressive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (HCqAo)

316 HA, found them. Knew a guy in the Army who was in the band. Drafted I guess, knew him in 1970/71.


http://therisingstorm.net/wool-wool/

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (yOqwj)

317 I'm firmly anti-anticyberbullying, mainly because we're so much better at it than the left.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (5YBu8)

318 How was Fenway?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (/tuJf)

How was Block Island?

Did you get there first?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:30 PM (wYseH)

319 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (rZ+mb)

As you indicated, the founder was an MIT guy and as you can imagine, someone that smart and also artistic talent would be a handful. They had 4 or 5 more albums. Their lead singer committed about suicide 20 years ago but I think they still tour.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:30 PM (IDPbH)

320 There were more

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_discography

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)


Interesting. I never heard of any of those other albums.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:30 PM (rZ+mb)

321 You can flash if you want to,
You can leave your friends behind,
Cuz if your friends don't flash and if they don't flash
Then they're, no friends of mine.

Posted by: Canadians Without Flashlights at June 23, 2017 11:31 PM (xAvrH)

322 54 Went to a recent graduation party. I asked the kid where he was going to college. He said not going to college. Trade school. Good for him and I told him that was a great choice!
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (CNHr1)

Opposite experience. Met a kid at my neice's graduation party, who happened to be black, and he was a sociology major. So you can imagine my tepid "great!" He proceeded to tell me all the things he could do with that, and I just nodded like a nice aunt. *sigh*

Posted by: kalneva at June 23, 2017 11:32 PM (vhW1R)

323 Elbows...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcVaUyecJc

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:32 PM (PUmDY)

324
Posted by: Canadians Without Flashlights at June 23, 2017 11:31 PM

Take off, hosers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

325 Weren't the Cars out of Boston?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)

326 I'm 60 years old, 6' 1" and weighed in at 178 this morning. At the top I was 230. Not bad, eh?

To be at the midpoint of Normal I would have to lose 13 more pounds. Not possible, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (l0A2Y)

327 299 Wimbledon in two weeks.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IDPbH)

Top seeds are really biting it this grass season (except for Federer).

I think Djokovic is going to get his act together, win Wimbledon and be off on another long winning streak.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:22 PM (rZ+mb)

I think it's going to be a first time slam winner this year.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (IDPbH)

328 How was Block Island?



Did you get there first?





Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:30 PM (wYseH)

I fucking love Block Island! Been going there since my yute. Lots of firsts. Got high for the first time at the old North Light. First oral sex in the parking lot of the Yellow Kittens.
Good times, good times...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (Id9+8)

329 Any seen "masturbatin' pete" around?

Anyone know how to reach him?

I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (wYseH)

330 Lotta good bands out of Boston. Aerosmith, Boston, The Cars, J.Geils, Dropkick Murphys. Probably a few more I can't remember right now.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)


Pixies

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (oAY8z)

331 You can flash if you want to,
You can leave your friends behind,
Cuz if your friends don't flash and if they don't flash
Then they're, no friends of mine.

Posted by: Canadians Without Flashlights at June 23, 2017 11:31 PM (xAvrH)

Those flashlight-wielding Canucks in Casper were just signalling the flying saucer to swoop down and deliver some poutine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (XUcIQ)

332 325 Weren't the Cars out of Boston?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)

They were parked in Hahvahd Yahd

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 11:36 PM (ANIFC)

333 AOP......the lighting technician did do a rainbow but he didn't say it was for the gheys. Just because it was pretty (before the sons a bitches hijacked it)
---

I did a really lengthy article on this.

The lighting is all LED, and the people in charge of the falls, the Illuminatin Committee, were really focused on keeping natural looks. The majority of the design team were Canadian, but there were also Americans involved, and the LED lighs came from an American company. BTW, there were 7 companies that were allowed to do the final bid, and only one met the required specifications.

That being said, I've seen some photos that look very cool... but not natural. So... "gay" was never part of the discussion.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:36 PM (aT+Bx)

334 Any seen "masturbatin' pete" around?

Anyone know how to reach him?

I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (wYseH)

=======

I'd be careful in what you wish for here.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (QoDdh)

335 Take off, hosers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Fuck yeah bud!
https://youtu.be/sjdhnmQ-wmk

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (5YBu8)

336 >>How was Block Island?

>>Did you get there first?


BI was just about perfect as always. But don't tell anyone, it's already getting too crowded.

We had an up and down week. Started off as an enormous shitshow one for the ages, but we rallyed. Best part was that our tactician in training could give you a run for your money cooking and we had a great house with a view to kill.

It may take a while to dry out and heal but it was an incredible week.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (/tuJf)

337 You had listed the Cars.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (PUmDY)

338 MORONIZED THUG COPS COCKS!!!!!11!!
or some shit like that

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (RgmpP)

339 I have 2 brothers. One is my twin. I am expert at handling teasing!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June




oh. ok then. there will be more tests. no math but multiples.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (0wem/)

340 The Jewish-American Princess's Cookbook

Chapter 1: Making Reservations

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2017 11:38 PM (p1kLq)

341 330 Lotta good bands out of Boston. Aerosmith, Boston, The Cars, J.Geils, Dropkick Murphys. Probably a few more I can't remember right now.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)

Pixies
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah



Haven't thought about them in years but The Del Fuegos were from Boston, right?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:38 PM (HCqAo)

342 High, guys. It's been a minute.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 23, 2017 11:38 PM (AGJc2)

343 The lighting is all LED, and the people in charge of the falls, the Illuminatin Committee, were really focused on keeping natural looks. The majority of the design team were Canadian, but there were also Americans involved, and the LED lighs came from an American company. BTW, there were 7 companies that were allowed to do the final bid, and only one met the required specifications.

That being said, I've seen some photos that look very cool... but not natural. So... "gay" was never part of the discussion.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:36 PM (aT+Bx)

I told you the Illuminati were behind it all!

Posted by: Alex Jones at June 23, 2017 11:39 PM (XUcIQ)

344 How can you talk about bands from Boston and not list New Kids on The Block. Didn't any of you old fogies have daughters?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:39 PM (IDPbH)

345 >>>Lotta good bands out of Boston. Aerosmith,
Boston, The Cars, J.Geils, Dropkick Murphys. Probably a few more I can't
remember right now.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)



Pixies

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (oAY8z)<<<

Godsmack

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 11:39 PM (rxW5j)

346 I think it's going to be a first time slam winner this year.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (IDPbH)


You must have someone in mind. Zverev, the younger? Thiem?

I still think money against a first timer is pretty safe. I would not be surprised to see another Federer-Djokovic final (depending on the ultimate seeding, of course).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (rZ+mb)

347 MOTHERFUCKERS

Who have we pissed off? And it had better be good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (AGJc2)

348 Who does the FBI work for? DHS. One of the most fucktarded parts of the patriot act, and why Bush 43 will go down in history as one of our far less than average preznits. Bottom 10? Maybe not, bottom 20? Probably.

Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (1L9V9)

349 339 I have 2 brothers. One is my twin. I am expert at handling teasing!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June




oh. ok then. there will be more tests. no math but multiples.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (0wem/)


Bring it

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)

350 I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (wYseH)

=======

I'd be careful in what you wish for here.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (QoDdh)

Pro tip: avoid the creamed corn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:41 PM (XUcIQ)

351 Haven't thought about them in years but The Del Fuegos were from Boston, right?

Yeah they were. There were a lot of bands like that here. Good bands. Close to the big time but not quite.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:42 PM (qJhUV)

352 Shibumi.......the LED were just installed and operational in December 2016 at the cost of 4.2m. Before that they were using argon gas lighting. Don't think it was ever meant to look natural. On going gimmick started in the late 1800s

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:42 PM (IV4VS)

353 Who does the FBI work for? DHS.

Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (1L9V9)


The FBI is under the DoJ.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (rZ+mb)

354 ring it
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June



not so much it as them.


kind of all hickeyed out. playing the hickey meme over three threads really takes it out of you. L,Elle not showing up to explain the story is putting a dent in things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (0wem/)

355 MOTHERFUCKERS



Who have we pissed off? And it had better be good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (AGJc2)

I'm pissed off, so there's that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (Id9+8)

356 Any seen "masturbatin' pete" around?
Anyone know how to reach him?
I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM
*****
someone else can respond to the low hanging fruit in that comment. it's right there for the picking. and I'm too tired to capitalize or use proper grammar tonight so just don't

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (Rsi2C)

357
Ultimate Spinach was from Boston

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Spinach

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)

358 More on the Falls lighting project here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWbpJOVArw

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (aT+Bx)

359 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (rZ+mb)

Federer guaranteed a 4th seed now with his win today. The Joker may be out of top 4.

By the way, I'm not really a Jack Sock fan. Just a good nic for an aos tennis fan. Could have three meanings.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (IDPbH)

360 Y5....got your email......will respond when I stop laughing

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (IV4VS)

361 >>>Any seen "masturbatin' pete" around?

Anyone know how to reach him?

I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM
<<<




Maybe a recipe for a special sauce?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (rxW5j)

362 JS, I am getting older, but the Hunter/Garcia later ballads are really doing it for me with this band. 1st night Fenway had BOTH Standing On the Moon and Black Muddy River. 2nd had a very great Days Between.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (PUmDY)

363 Pro tip: avoid the creamed corn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:41 PM
****
aaand there it is

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (Rsi2C)

364 Any seen "masturbatin' pete" around?
Anyone know how to reach him?
I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June



hasn't buzzion been in touch with him? you are right the cookbook would be incumplete without his input.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (0wem/)

365 Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1)

I don't know. I haven't had time to really think about it.

Posted by: CDR M at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (9I51B)

366 holy shit!!!
my spawn just showed me a recent video of Ratt
those guys did not age well
the lead singer looks like a tranny experiment gone horribly wrong

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (RgmpP)

367 Y5....got your email......will respond when I stop laughing
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June




Thanks WDS. Accuracy is more important than timeliness.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (0wem/)

368 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (Rsi2C)

How are you? Better, I hope.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (p1kLq)

369 Any seen "masturbatin' pete" around?

Working to perfect his flogged dolphin recipe.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (tbOMB)

370 L,Elle!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:47 PM (0wem/)

371 masturbatin' Pete should contribute a choked chicken recipe

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 11:47 PM (ANIFC)

372 hasn't buzzion been in touch with him? you are right the cookbook would be incumplete without his input.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM
****
I think you mean "his output"

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (Rsi2C)

373 I'm pissed off, so there's that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (Id9+


Well that's no good. Who should we kill?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (AGJc2)

374 Heard a young guy on the radio today say he didn't know any songs by Boston. He may have heard them but wouldn't know it was Boston.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)

To be fair, though, there are countless bands which have come and gone (or continued) since the '80's, whose existence I may be aware of, but whose music is so forgettable, or so far out of my wheelhouse that I cannot make a connection. For example, I know there is/was a band called Green Day, but I could not name you one of their tunes.

And did you know Nickelback is touring again? Are you excited? I know I am. Not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Silly. Who doesn't know "More than a feeling"? Green Day had a few good songs: when I come around, brain stew and time of your life.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (xAvrH)

375 >>>Any seen "masturbatin' pete" around?



Working to perfect his flogged dolphin recipe.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (tbOMB)<<<

Mushroom tips.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (rxW5j)

376 I think you mean "his output"
Posted by: L, Elle at June



nope he is puttin it in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (0wem/)

377 Here's a happy, melodic and mellow screw you song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4_0Pt3HAR8

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (aT+Bx)

378 Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (RgmpP)

Ratt, the band with 3 word hooks.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (IDPbH)

379 the lead singer looks like a tranny experiment gone horribly wrong

So looks like Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (V3c+3)

380 Jebus first time I see the ont and im somewhere up around post 400

Posted by: JEM at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (basD+)

381 Federer guaranteed a 4th seed now with his win today. The Joker may be out of top 4.

Yeah. I just don't know if they're going to be in different halves. They don't always do the tennis seeding the way it should be done.

By the way, I'm not really a Jack Sock fan. Just a good nic for an aos tennis fan. Could have three meanings.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (IDPbH)


I figured you just picked it for the sock puppet play. Personally, I can't stand Sock. I think he's a bit of a douche and his game really annoys me. Some of these young Russians coming up are going to take him and a bunch of other guys like him apart. And I can't stand the friggin Aussies. I usually like Australians - they're a fun bunch - but the ones they have playing now are just a collection of lowlife dickheads, except for Sam Groth, but he can't seem to make any headway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (rZ+mb)

382 I just found out that the newest Netflix original series GLOW (about the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling show that some of you might remember from the 80s) stars Alison Brie!

I was already planning to watch it, because I was fond of GLOW when I was a fuzzy yellow hatchling, but Alison Brie? That puts it into must-watch territory for me.

It became available today. So, I'm off now, to watch "Little Annie Adderall" put on tight skimpy outfits and grab other women.

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (3YxFh)

383 Wait, NCJ is here? Holy shit, they'll let anyone in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (AGJc2)

384 Well that's no good. Who should we kill?



Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (AGJc2)

No death. Just suffering.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Id9+8)

385 Thanks for asking Hadrian7, I had one vodka martini that helped but I'm in one of those states where I'm too tired to sleep if that makes any sense. Also, is "output" even a word? I think I just made it up. It doesn't sound right.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Rsi2C)

386 353 Who does the FBI work for? DHS.

Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (1L9V9)

The FBI is under the DoJ.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (rZ+mb)

Shhhh... he's on a roll....

Posted by: Don Q., at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (NgKpN)

387 >>JS, I am getting older, but the Hunter/Garcia later ballads are really doing it for me with this band.

Pretty sure that's exactly how it's supposed to work.

I'm glad you enjoyed it and I look forward to hearing the shows.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (/tuJf)

388 L,Elle comes back swinging like tommy on the gatlin brothers came to town.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/)

389 the lead singer looks like a tranny experiment gone horribly wrong
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere)

Bruce Jenner is the lead singer of Rat?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (5YBu8)

390 Well BCochran, they have to after letting you in..

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (V3c+3)

391 I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (wYseH)


Especially if you and he and Laurie David's Cervix are all right in a row.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (tJeKM)

392 No death. Just suffering.
--

I'm down with that, and have a list.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (aT+Bx)

393 Modern Lovers were an excellent Boston band...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k43XjuhInkU

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (PUmDY)

394 Silly. Who doesn't know "More than a feeling"? Green Day had a few good songs: when I come around, brain stew and time of your life.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (xAvrH)

Yeah, I do know that song by Boston. They were in my wheelhouse. Green Day, and the whole grunge mob, not so much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (XUcIQ)

395 No death. Just suffering.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Id9+



This can be arranged.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:52 PM (AGJc2)

396 MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:52 PM (0wem/)

397 Hi Y
Please do something that is very hard you and say something nice to me. I hate everybody. I'm not a people person. I'm a dog person. The only being in this world that I love right now is my doggie who is laying at my feet on my bed licking herself THERE. Even she is disgusting me now

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:53 PM (Rsi2C)

398 383 yeah, you guys are slumming on the weekends
long time my man

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:53 PM (RgmpP)

399 Boston has been overplayed in this area, like Journey, Styx and REO. Know all their stuff.

As for Green Day, I don't think I could name one of their songs.

I can name one Coldplay song, one Rascal Flatts song and maybe one Katy Perry song.

If someone isn't dead in the band, I probably don't know them.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)

400 Also, is "output" even a word? I think I just made it up. It doesn't sound right.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Rsi2C)

It's a perfectly cromulent word, both as a noun and verb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (XUcIQ)

401 Green Gay. Pseudo-punk a-holes. Not that I have any strong feelings about them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (hVdx9)

402 BCochran@11:52: No! Not the carrot chili!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (3YxFh)

403 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (rZ+mb)

I have to agree with you. Saw Sock play at the clay court championship in Houston. He did come across as a douche. Not a surprise he's good buddies with Nick Kyrgios.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (IDPbH)

404 No death. Just suffering.



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****

Play some rap.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (hVdx9)

405 389 worse
picture the rocky horror picture show
age it 40 years
and lose about 40 lbs

that bad

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (RgmpP)

406 It's a perfectly cromulent word, both as a noun and verb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Embiggens your vocabulary, it does.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (5YBu8)

407 Hi Y
Please do something that is very hard you and say something nice to me. I hate everybody. I'm not a people person. I'm a dog person. The only being in this world that I love right now is my doggie who is laying at my feet on my bed licking herself THERE. Even she is disgusting me now
Posted by: L, Elle at June



oh come now L,Elle, surely your mother told you that indifference is the greatest insult. When have I ever been mean or unkind? Besides I already said something nice a few comments up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (0wem/)

408 Not a surprise he's good buddies with Nick Kyrgios.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (IDPbH)


Exactly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (rZ+mb)

409 I just found out that the newest Netflix original series GLOW (about the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling show that some of you might remember from the 80s) stars Alison Brie!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (3YxFh)


GLOW is why the '80's were one of the best decades ever!

Posted by: Gorgeous Hats of Wrestling at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (vBeA5)

410 Til Tuesday was a Boston group.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:56 PM (IDPbH)

411 No death. Just suffering.



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****

Play some rap.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Should've socked that as "Joe Hallenbeck".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:56 PM (5YBu8)

412 I'm pretty sure there's a joke here somewhere when you get into an argument with your wife about sex and in order to make a point you try shoot the little guy off. Well, he fired 4 times and missed.

Heh. Little guy is wearing cement galoshes. Joined the choir invisible. Him and his two ugly buddies.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 11:56 PM (xAvrH)

413 401 one of the fudge packers starting linemen was arrested for DUI the other night literally under my casa
bears fans everywhere rejoice

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:56 PM (RgmpP)

414 Good evening, Horde.

Hope it's goin' well for y'all?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)

415 I didn't know Jack Sock was a person. Thought it was a thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l)

416 318:Ratt, the band with 3 word hooks.
Posted by: Jack Sock



I had an Army friend of mind who knew one of the band members. Apparently he was a Radio/Teletype operator or something. Hence the name RATT. Have no idea how true that is but it sounded "True", after a few beers anyways.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (HCqAo)

417 seriously L,Elle, at least people care about your troubles. When I shared, just last night, that I was dumped by a girl who I was not even dating to one of the songs we were playing no one even cared. Yankee who?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (0wem/)

418 Green Day, When I Come Around

https://youtu.be/i8dh9gDzmz8

A late 90s sound. Similar to Weezer, but fun to play and not awful to listen to.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (VdICR)

419 bears fans everywhere rejoice
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere)

Bear Down, my brutha

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (5YBu8)

420 *watches as a Mishima Heavy Industries attack helicopter piloted by two Glorious Office Ladies closes in on Hat.*

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (V3c+3)

421 Elle.....sorry that you had a rough day and had to deal with people. Hope your presentation went well. Tell the dog to stop playing with herself

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (IV4VS)

422 415 I didn't know Jack Sock was a person. Thought it was a thing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l)

Yeah. He's the number one ranked American tennis player. That's how far down American men's tennis has gone.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (IDPbH)

423 Alison Brie in 80s hair? Count me in!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 11:59 PM (Tnhbr)

424 oh lord
the girls from vixen got rough too
except the drummer
i'd hit it

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:59 PM (RgmpP)

425 417 seriously L,Elle, at least people care about your troubles. When I shared, just last night, that I was dumped by a girl who I was not even dating to one of the songs we were playing no one even cared. Yankee who?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (0wem/)


I saw that but it went over my head.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (TdMsT)

426 oh come now L,Elle, surely your mother told you that indifference is the greatest insult. When have I ever been mean or unkind? Besides I already said something nice a few comments up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM
****
I saw the comment. I don't know who Tommy is. Was that a compliment? I'd have to know who Tommy is know if it was or not. I know who the gatlin brothers are, I think. That's who Gatlinburg, TN is named after, right?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (Rsi2C)

427 Roadrunner!...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy88-5pc7c8

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (PUmDY)

428 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (0wem/)

I would have said something but I was unable to figure out exactly wtf you meant!

I believe it was the non-Van Morrison "Gloria" , which further confused me, since I wasn't sure if you got not-dumped for a chick.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (tJeKM)

429 you know part of the problem with American men's tennis is that no one makes a decent tennis shoe. every fucking tennis shoe looks like some eurotrashy space slipper. who can play tennis wearing those.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (0wem/)

430 414 Good evening, Horde.

Hope it's goin' well for y'all?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)



Good evening, Sir.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

431 T A M M Y

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:01 AM (AGJc2)

432 I saw the comment. I don't know who Tommy is. Was that a compliment? I'd have to know who Tommy is know if it was or not. I know who the gatlin brothers are, I think. That's who Gatlinburg, TN is named after, right?
Posted by: L, Elle at June



tommy opened an epic can of whoop ass on the gatlin brothers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:01 AM (0wem/)

433
I saw that but it went over my head.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (TdMsT)

I would have said something but I was unable to figure out exactly wtf you meant!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (tJeKM)


Same here I still have no idea what Y5 is saying.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (rZ+mb)

434 This can be arranged.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:52 PM (AGJc2)

Already taken care of. My God, life's a bitch sometimes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (Id9+8)

435 Cochran, as I live and breathe!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (tJeKM)

436 So Elle that came out wrong......sonething didn't post.......don't necessarily like dealing with people either

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (IV4VS)

437 DC in River City, Team Mattis at June



I have been looking for you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (0wem/)

438 Jim, want to dig some aviation history and got 10 minutes?

https://youtu.be/WJuEAQbxWRo

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (V3c+3)

439 410 Til Tuesday was a Boston group.


For some reason I thought Aimee Mann was from Canada. She was born in Richmond Va.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (HCqAo)

440 434 This can be arranged.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:52 PM (AGJc2)

Already taken care of. My God, life's a bitch sometimes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (Id9+


Hope things are okay now.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (TdMsT)

441 Alex.....did you have a nice date tonight?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (IV4VS)

442 Hi Jim!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (Id9+8)

443 I saw that but it went over my head.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June



forget it moment is passed. too painful to talk about now.



Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (0wem/)

444 "Until big name folks are held accountable for their violations, public faith in these institutions will continue to crater."

The elites will never hold each other accountable; the government will never hold itself accountable. If the populace is unwilling or unable to do the job, it will never be done. Given that it is utterly and laughably both unwilling and unable, well.....get used to more of the same, ad infinitum.


Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (ggtda)

445 If it makes you feel better L elle. My puppy is I. Heat and she's a little slut letting my other dog try to hump her even though he's neutered.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (cAnNx)

446 Holy Carp! Alison Brie, topless! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (Tnhbr)

447 For some reason I thought Aimee Mann was from Canada. She was born in Richmond Va.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (HCqAo)


There are two or three of her songs that are really fantastic. I downloaded a bunch of others and didn't find much else I liked but those few are among my very favorites, these days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2017 12:05 AM (rZ+mb)

448 In heat*

Posted by: Buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:05 AM (cAnNx)

449 I saw that but it went over my head.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (TdMsT)

I would have said something but I was unable to figure out exactly wtf you meant!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (tJeKM)

Same here I still have no idea what Y5 is saying.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (rZ+mb)


We ought to have asked, I'm sure there's a great story there, but I figured I was the only one who didn't get it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:06 AM (tJeKM)

450 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:06 AM (6gk0M)

451 heh
nck is playing in my dreams
glad she kept up with the guitar

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:06 AM (RgmpP)

452 I can name one Coldplay song, one Rascal Flatts song and maybe one Katy Perry song.

If someone isn't dead in the band, I probably don't know them.


Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)




Rascal Flatts is nothing but a "boy band" with a very slight twang.

Talented as all hell, but I still can't stand 'em. They're "something" but I'm not sure what

One thing I *am* sure of though, is that they're not Country Music.

Merle Haggard is Country Music. So is Randy Travis, Willie & Waylon, and so very many more.

Rascal Flatts can go compete in the Pop Top 40 chart, for all I care.

And don't get me started on all the f'kn "bro country" baseball cap acts, with actual f'kn RAP shit woven into their "song".

Hank Snow would be spinning in his grave.

There's a lot of room in C&W for variety. Chet Atkins brought jazz guitar into the fold. Ray Stevens mastered musical humor. No need for "purists".

But, the heretics must BURN!

/rant



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (v5iqM)

453 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (0wem/)


It seems you've recovered as you are in rare form this evening.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (TdMsT)

454 Colorado Alex: Topless? Okay, now I really have to fire up Netflix and check that shit out!

Good night, everyone! And I really mean it this time!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (3YxFh)

455 Westminister,

It was a good date. I'm tired, though.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (Tnhbr)

456 >>>I have been looking for you.

You found me. Before the Feds did.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (AGJc2)

457 No death. Just suffering.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Id9+



Oblgatory:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

(Courtesy of the beautiful SMFH)

Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (yfBjX)

458 435 Cochran, as I live and breathe!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (tJeKM)



*bows*

Madam.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (AGJc2)

459 DC in River City, Team Mattis

Well, my God,

You and Cochran and NavyCopJoe.

I am highly suspicious.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (tJeKM)

460 Alison Brie aged really quickly in my opinion , not in a bad way though. She looks her age now (35) but not long ago she looked 10 years younger than her age.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (IDPbH)

461 *unstatic*

Good seeing you again, NCJ!

...now I must partake of rest.

*flicks light-switch to "off"*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (6gk0M)

462 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM
****
Thank you, westy. You're always so nice to me. I used to think being called nice was somewhat insulting, like you're milk toast or something. I appreciate niceness now. I wish I were better at being nice. Now I'm wondering what milk toast is.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (Rsi2C)

463 okay
spawn said toss her a metal song
she's taking requests

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (RgmpP)

464
Rascal Flatts is nothing but a "boy band" with a very slight twang.


Talented as all hell, but I still can't stand 'em. They're "something" but I'm not sure what


One thing I *am* sure of though, is that they're not Country Music.
---
LOL.

I was just thinking of random new bands. The only reason I know anything from Rascall Flatts that their song was on a commercial. I think the same is true for the Coldplay song.

BTW... the leader singer of Rascall Flatt is super gay.

Posted by: shibumi at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (aT+Bx)

465 446 Holy Carp! Alison Brie, topless! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (Tnhbr)


Sweet mother of mercy they even let Hostages in here.

Also pics/screen grabs/links or it didn't happen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)

466 I would have said something but I was unable to figure out exactly wtf you meant!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June




well, it meant exactly what it said. had a friend who was a girl. went home after a movie one night. walked her to the door and she said "I think we should start seeing other people. I want a more serious relationship and you do no seem ready. Don't say anything I have already made up my mind."

Got back in the car and
Dad:"So Yankee how was the date?"
Yankee: "Well the movie was great but I think I got dumped."
Dad: "Did not realize you were dating."
Yankee: "Neither did I."
Dad: Want to get a burger
Yankee "Ok"

So since I am here and she is not it is obvious who came out on top in the long run.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (0wem/)

467 462 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM
****
Thank you, westy. You're always so nice to me. I used to think being called nice was somewhat insulting, like you're milk toast or something. I appreciate niceness now. I wish I were better at being nice. Now I'm wondering what milk toast is.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (Rsi2C)


Milk toast is bland and soggy.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (TdMsT)

468 461 always an honor to see you slap
have a good night

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (RgmpP)

469 >>>I am highly suspicious.

Totally unnecessary. Can I fix you a drink? Roofie Colada?

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)

470 Hope things are okay now.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (TdMsT)

Hellz no.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (Id9+8)

471 It became available today. So, I'm off now, to watch "Little Annie Adderall" put on tight skimpy outfits and grab other women.

I am here at the trampoline place while my daughter and her friend finish up a playdate. Place is full of preteen girls in gym shorts. I really don't need to pop wood now, thanks.

Posted by: JEM at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (basD+)

472 jesus
barrel's calling

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (RgmpP)

473 FUCK.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (AGJc2)

474 Close tags for the win!!

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (AGJc2)

475 I fucking love Block Island! Been going there since my yute. Lots of firsts. Got high for the first time at the old North Light. First oral sex in the parking lot of the Yellow Kittens.
Good times, good times...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (Id9+

Do tell! Do tell! Be kind to the house gimp.

Posted by: The Gimp! at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (jdWK0)

476 It looks like BCochran will be sharing his chilli recipe with the Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (V3c+3)

477 And don't get me started on all the f'kn "bro country" baseball cap acts, with actual f'kn RAP shit woven into their "song".

Hank Snow would be spinning in his grave.

There's a lot of room in C&W for variety. Chet Atkins brought jazz guitar into the fold. Ray Stevens mastered musical humor. No need for "purists".

But, the heretics must BURN!

/rant



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (v5iqM)



You'll probably like this guy's opinion of Bro country music as he reviews "Body Like a Back Road."

https://youtu.be/UxLcDgsNbOg

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:12 AM (cAnNx)

478 tommy opened an epic can of whoop ass on the gatlin brothers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:01 AM
****
Now why would Tommy do a thing like that? Did he catch one of the Gatlin brothers in bed with his gf?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:13 AM (Rsi2C)

479 452: So, not a Bradley Gilbert fan?

;-)

For the record, I actually like Bradley Gilbert. He's not country though. More southern rock than anything else.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 12:13 AM (HCqAo)

480 It seems you've recovered as you are in rare form this evening.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June



well, I was 14 so I have had some time to recover.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:13 AM (0wem/)

481 Alex....glad you had a good date........tired from what though

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (IV4VS)

482 good evening/morning horde.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (smD62)

483 What is wrong with those farking dogs? This is why I am a cat person. Cats are smart. They have no problems with stairs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (xAvrH)

484 Now why would Tommy do a thing like that? Did he catch one of the Gatlin brothers in bed with his gf?
Posted by: L, Elle at June



srsly?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (0wem/)

485 462 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM
****
Thank you, westy. You're always so nice to me. I used to think being called nice was somewhat insulting, like you're milk toast or something. I appreciate niceness now. I wish I were better at being nice. Now I'm wondering what milk toast is.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (Rsi2C)



Ask curious.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (cAnNx)

486 Hank Williams?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (PUmDY)

487
Talented as all hell, but I still can't stand 'em. They're "something" but I'm not sure what
One thing I *am* sure of though, is that they're not Country Music.



Jim,
The other day, somebody played some music on the job site (Bluetoothed it from their phone?)

Some kid said loudly "what is that shit? Is that bluegrass?"
Hey, idiot - THAT is King George! Here's a dollar, go buy a clue.

Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (yfBjX)

488 Oblgatory:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (yfBjX


You know, people bitch so much about rap music and gangsta this and that and bad role models, etc, but ain't really nothin' scarier than some crazy ass white mother fuckers.

Don't even get me started on Insane Clown Posse.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (tJeKM)

489

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)

AAAAAND A BARRELLING!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (Id9+8)

490 okay
spawn said toss her a metal song
she's taking requests
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM
****
I really like your daughter. She sounds so cool. Can she do Enter Sandman?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (Rsi2C)

491 You and Cochran and NavyCopJoe.

I am highly suspicious.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (tJeKM)

=======

The old band is almost back together.

Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (QoDdh)

492 I have been looking for you.

You found me. Before the Feds did.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June




you coming to the Vegas meetup?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:16 AM (0wem/)

493 Happy-ish Friday Night, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at June 24, 2017 12:16 AM (AoK0a)

494 @488 ... so...not a Juggalo, huh?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:17 AM (yw1cW)

495 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (0wem/)

You clearly should have read her mind and been more attentive to her needs. I bet you have cost her thousands in therapy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:18 AM (tJeKM)

496 Elle.....me, milk toast, never!

But nice to a fellow ette? You betcha

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:18 AM (IV4VS)

497 The old band is almost back together.
Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (QoDdh)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:18 AM (tJeKM)

498 *unstatic*

Holy shit! I missed the now-embarreled Cochran and DC in River City!

Damn-Good to see you Boyz, as well!

*raises beer*

To The Horde!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)

499 @ Anna-Puma. Thanks, and have been long time familiar with that legendary feat.

A B-52 fuselage is a long, slab-sided, nearly self-stabilizing form (in the yaw axis) in it's own right. And the lack of a rudder can be easily made up for by thrust-steering the outboard engine pods.

Still, would've been a handful on short final.

Now then, a supposition for you.

Let's say we take a classic A-1d Skyraider. New production though.

And hang one of these on the nose.

http://tinyurl.com/ycadbyc4

The weight is close enough to the original recip engine so that some fore/aft positioning could solve cg problems.

But, double the horsepower, and I can only imagine the thrust differential from that six bladed prop?

I'm thinking poor-man's A-10 here for the SAR role, but with a couple wingfulls of 20mm cannons, vs. a Vulcan installation.

With the additional power, even more fuel and ordnance could be carried. And armor. Then with modern digital panels and data-linking, I think the thing would be one hell of a formidable package.

(and a lot fewer oil leaks on the tarmac!)

Kick the idea around, and let me know what'cha think?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (v5iqM)

500 you coming to the Vegas meetup?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:16 AM (0wem/)

=====

When and where exactly is that going to be?

Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (QoDdh)

501 You clearly should have read her mind and been more attentive to her needs. I bet you have cost her thousands in therapy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June




worked out weird. she eventually invited me to her wedding. I went. left with the bartenderette.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (0wem/)

502 There's buzz! Question for you that I have wanted to ask my vet but didn't want to accidentally sound pervy and I'm not googling it bc God knows what might come up. Do girl dogs want to mate if they have been spayed or do they totally lose all drive?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (Rsi2C)

503 Lots of familiar nics coming out of the woodwork tonight!

Evening, all. Another successful concert under the belt. Next rehearsal in 10 hours.

Posted by: Piercello, on the road at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (WbaUv)

504 I wish Billy Ray Cyrus never made Achy Breaky Heart because it ruined it for everyone because he is one of the better singers and song writers in Nashville.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (IDPbH)

505 490 she scoffed
that's a yes
she's getting ready to try some Jake E Lee Ozzy and its rough
I may have to hunt down the right tuning for it on google

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (RgmpP)

506 Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)

LOL! How are your ladies?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (tJeKM)

507 >>>you coming to the Vegas meetup?

1) I wasn't aware that was a thing
B) No
Trois) Vegas is not my type of scene. Amateur hour all day every day
IV) Want to do a meetup in a real city, like, and I'm just using this as an example, Nashville? I'm in.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (AGJc2)

508 Do tell! Do tell! Be kind to the house gimp.



Posted by: The Gimp! at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (jdWK0)

I think I've told this story to the Horde before. Maybe not.
Run into guy I met the previous summer, drink a few Tom Collinses, he invites me to make out in the parking lot. We go into what I assume is his pickup truck and he gets me out of my pants (a first). Then proceeds to go down on me. Oh. My. God. I melted. And yes, I had been utterly frigid until this evening in the summer of my 18th year.
Ever since then, it's been Castle Anthrax for this 'ette.

p.s. Turns out he didn't even know whose truck that was.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (Id9+8)

509 It looks like BCochran will be sharing his chilli recipe with the Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (V3c+3)

The effluvium in The Barrel contains carrot chili? That explains a lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (XUcIQ)

510 When and where exactly is that going to be?
Posted by: GOULD at June




send me an email, me at gmail. we are not disclosing the details on the open channel. you know, appropriate opsec for a smart military blog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (0wem/)

511 Sweet mother of mercy they even let Hostages in here.

Also pics/screen grabs/links or it didn't happen.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)


I was a Moron before I was a hostage.

link in my nick.

Also, when is the next episode of The Angry Ginger Power Hour, with Chili Con Carrot and his sidekick Ranty, The Eighth Dwarf?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (Tnhbr)

512 470 Hope things are okay now.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (TdMsT)

Hellz no.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (Id9+


Wish to unburden?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:21 AM (TdMsT)

513 498 *unstatic*

Holy shit! I missed the now-embarreled Cochran and DC in River City!

Damn-Good to see you Boyz, as well!

*raises beer*

To The Horde!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)



Slap! Fucking A the Braves suck man. Gah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:21 AM (AGJc2)

514 488 Don't even get me started on Insane Clown Posse

I had a friend on one of my ships who got me into them
first vid I saw I think was chicken hunting
had all the joker card cds

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:21 AM (RgmpP)

515 As "his" voice changed I am positive "she" was using female hormones. It was quite difficult to tell she had ever been male.
Quite surprising really.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale


For the record, testosterone effectively deepens a female transsexual's voice. Estrogen does NOT raise the pitch of a male transsexual's voice.

If the tranny's voice changed, it was because he was practicing raising the pitch of his voice and using female inflections. Practically every man can train their voice to sound female. Jenner is a lazy idiot who has never bothered to do this.

But to reiterate, taking estrogen will no more shrink your vocal cords than it will shrink the width of your shoulders, or make your hands and feet smaller. It doesn't work that way. The only thing it does is prevent hair loss, and causes impotence and infertility.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (xAvrH)

516 Is milk toast what everybody makes when it snows 1/4" and the grocery store is out out bread milk & eggs?


Tammy, my phone shit the bucket the other day. I lost almost all my email contacts. As I rebuild, I'll hit you up. I'll be the smelly congressman.

Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (yfBjX)

517 I was in the Air Force trying to maintain my figure to its stringent weight requirements while also remaining within the standards of the cycle ergometry program during the heady days of La Macarena, Third Eye Blind, and Hanson.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (yw1cW)

518 1) I wasn't aware that was a thing
B) No
Trois) Vegas is not my type of scene. Amateur hour all day every day
IV) Want to do a meetup in a real city, like, and I'm just using this as an example, Nashville? I'm in.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June




geez, if the wife has your nuts in a jar just say so. don't have to get all pissy.

we are doing it in Vegas because it is convenient nationally, everyone can get there from here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (0wem/)

519 Journey sucks, and I say this as someone who.knows or knew three girls who fucked members of the band I believe at one point en masse.

Boston is an interesting technical exercise.

Green Day sucks.

Posted by: JEM at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (basD+)

520 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:17 AM (yw1cW)

No, although I don't mind the music per se, I just can't do the clown thing, ya know?

Although I am really not crazy about the music, either! But I'll take it over rap, all day long!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:23 AM (tJeKM)

521 Alex....glad you had a good date........tired from what though
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (IV4VS)


Six and a half hours wandering The Getty museum, walking up and down three flights of stairs. It was all proper.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:23 AM (Tnhbr)

522 490 she's playing it Enter Sandman now
she does requests
pretty well too

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:23 AM (RgmpP)

523 I have a big gap in my music knowledge from the time I got out of college until my kids were in high school and I picked up on what they were listening to. I have no clue about Guns n Roses, Nirvana, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, Blink(?), and oh so many more. There are entire sub genres that I cannot identify. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (+yVe4)

524 Hello Piercello! Hope you are well. Still remember the concert on the deck

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (IV4VS)

525 >>>How are your ladies?

Bah. I'm baching it cause they're at the beach without me. Jerks.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (AGJc2)

526 502 There's buzz! Question for you that I have wanted to ask my vet but didn't want to accidentally sound pervy and I'm not googling it bc God knows what might come up. Do girl dogs want to mate if they have been spayed or do they totally lose all drive?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (Rsi2C)



I don't know. My parents only had one dog that they spayed, and that was after several litters and it was to stop her having another.

So I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that once she's not in heat there's going to be no incentive for the male to hump beyond their normal desire to hump stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (cAnNx)

527 I'm an idiot. Its Brantley Gilbert. Not Bradley. Need more coffee.

79 452: So, not a Brantley Gilbert fan?

;-)

For the record, I actually like Brantley Gilbert. He's not country though. More southern rock than anything else.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (HCqAo)

528 And its milquetoast.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (cAnNx)

529 The old band is almost back together.
Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM
****
Bannion needs to show up. What happened to the guy? He moved to Cali or something and then disappeared. Wasn't EC part of your clique too?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (Rsi2C)

530 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (IcT7t)

531 OK, this is different. Freddy Mercury Monsarret Caballe in concert (1987)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPG5DP2RQZk

Posted by: Javems at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (yOqwj)

532 Also, when is the next episode of The Angry Ginger Power Hour, with Chili Con Carrot and his sidekick Ranty, The Eighth Dwarf?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (Tnhbr)


You sir, are an asshole of the highest order. Funny as hell though.

So the podcast. I think Alex and I miss doing it more than anyone right now. But we have RL issues stopping us. Both of us have close family members in very ill health. On top of that, the wife and I sold our house and are building new. So in the meantime we're in a craphole tiny apt with zero privacy. Meaning I have nowhere to do the podcast from.

Trust me when I say, the podcast will return....we just don't know when right now. I wish we did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (AGJc2)

533 Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (yfBjX)

Gotcha!

And if I don't respond, don't think I am ignoring you.....will probably go dark pretty soon, heading off to the Continent next week. Not taking any internet device beyond a Kindle Fire and will probably not be able to figure out how access the interwebz safely in furrin' parts.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (tJeKM)

534 milquetoast.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (cAnNx)


Casper. Casper milquetoast.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (TdMsT)

535 And its milquetoast.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24,
****
I thought so but was too tired to look it up and I thought I made that up too

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (Rsi2C)

536 Hiya, Slap! It's like old home night around here. I dig it.

>>>we are doing it in Vegas because it is convenient nationally

It's a convenient garbage fire. Lots of places are convenient and don't suck. Try one of those.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (AGJc2)

537 Wish to unburden?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:21 AM (TdMsT)

Nope, I'm suffering in almost silence. But not alone.

No one wants to suffer alone.

On the other hand, I'm not in the Barrel with carrot chili.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (Id9+8)

538 That should be Freddy Mercury AND Monsarret Caballe in concert (1987

Posted by: Javems at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (yOqwj)

539 Both of us have close family members in very ill health.

I am so sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (tJeKM)

540 Like I said if you want to know what milk toast is ask curious.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (cAnNx)

541 Alright, lotta old hands hanging around on a Friday night. Know what that means?

It's shot time.

Hey DC! You in for a shot???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (AGJc2)

542 A week with no Miss Tammy? Noooooooo!!!!!!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (IcT7t)

543 No one got my rap/Posse joke.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (tJeKM)

544 >>>Hey DC! You in for a shot???

NO, SIR. I will not touch the demon rum.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (AGJc2)

545 >>>And its milquetoast.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (cAnNx)<<<

The milqueghost is right.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (rxW5j)

546 On the other hand, I'm not in the Barrel with carrot chili.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (Id9+



*yells up*

THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!

AND! NO! CARROTS!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (AGJc2)

547 brb
she wants to do some Ratt and it takes two Charvels to do it right

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (RgmpP)

548

They've got voice change surgeries they do now. I think they have to try "therapy" first, to teach them how to sound more feminine first before they'll do that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (8O3HH)

549 Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (IcT7t)

A month!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (tJeKM)

550 Buzzion ......we can call it what we want to

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (IV4VS)

551 NO, SIR. I will not touch the demon rum.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (AGJc2)



What about tequila?

Saaaaayyyy....just out of the blue.....bourbon barrel flavored tequila?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (AGJc2)

552 I thought milk toast was referring to French toast.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

553 544 >>>Hey DC! You in for a shot???

NO, SIR. I will not touch the demon rum.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (AGJc2)



What about the cotton candy vodka?

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (cAnNx)

554 I answered the posse in 514 Tammy
sheesh

Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:31 AM (RgmpP)

555 Estrogen also changes fat distribution (butt and hips, rather than gut).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:31 AM (xAvrH)

556 On the other hand, I'm not in the Barrel with carrot chili.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (Id9+


On my iPad I can't tell when someone is hovering over the barrel.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (TdMsT)

557 And if I don't respond, don't think I am ignoring you.....will probably go dark pretty soon, heading off to the Continent next week. Not taking any internet device beyond a Kindle Fire and will probably not be able to figure out how access the interwebz safely in furrin' parts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June



well of course you are not taking your devices. everyone knows the Lilibet absolutely forbids electronic devices in her residences.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (0wem/)

558 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

I thought it funny how she so casually acknowledged and then dismissed the Obamacare "death panels", established by Dr.Evil Emmanuel, the little ballerina's brother.

Death -- bad. Death Panels -- ok.

Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (OU4q6)

559 Fuck you buzzion. It was one time goddamnit.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (AGJc2)

560 We go into what I assume is his pickup truck and he gets me out of my pants (a first). Then proceeds to go down on me. Oh. My. God. I melted. And yes, I had been utterly frigid until this evening in the summer of my 18th year.

p.s. Turns out he didn't even know whose truck that was.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (Id9+

THIS is when breathing through one's ears comes in VERY HANDY!

Posted by: The Gimp! at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (jdWK0)

561 Returning greetings to the 'ettes who I noticed said "hi". Ladylibertarian, Miley & all the rest of 'em! *grin*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (v5iqM)

562 shot, over.

Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (6Da5j)

563 >>>bourbon barrel flavored tequila?

Well, now that does sound interesting. You have my attention.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (AGJc2)

564 What about the cotton candy vodka?
Posted by: buzzion

Flavored vodka is for sissies and pregnant women.

Posted by: The Wisdom of Joy from "My Name is Earl" at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (5YBu8)

565 See the "pussy snorkel". That came up here one night. it's a real thing. Amazon sells 'em.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (8O3HH)

566 so hi L,Elle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (0wem/)

567 Nice Kinks reference.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (PUmDY)

568 I have never been this tired and so confused before. I keep reading words and don't know they mean. I've gotta bail but I'm wired. I feel like I got hit by a truck

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (Rsi2C)

569 559 Fuck you buzzion. It was one time goddamnit.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (AGJc2)


So, what, you usually go for the funnel cake vodka?

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (cAnNx)

570 night L,Elle

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (0wem/)

571 I like a girl with a big gut. You can always find a Cheeto when you need one.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (yw1cW)

572 I'm hearing that the new Transformers is quite the classy to-do.

Has anyone had the misfortune to confirm?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (smD62)

573 Splash, over.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (6Da5j)

574 >>>So, what, you usually go for the funnel cake vodka?

THEY MAKE THAT???

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (AGJc2)

575 564 What about the cotton candy vodka?
Posted by: buzzion

Flavored vodka is for sissies and pregnant women.

Posted by: The Wisdom of Joy from "My Name is Earl" at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (5YBu



And I don't think DC is expecting.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (cAnNx)

576 So, what, you usually go for the funnel cake vodka?
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (cAnNx)


SoCo with his sorority sisters.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (Tnhbr)

577 Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:31 AM (RgmpP)

I would expect nothing less from such a devoted Bears fan. You need.... something to keep you going, I get it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (tJeKM)

578 Bannion needs to show up. What happened to the guy? He moved to Cali or something and then disappeared. Wasn't EC part of your clique too?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (Rsi2C)

=====

No idea about Bannion or EC. I am the wrong guy to ask about clique stuff.

Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (QoDdh)

579 A month!

I'm just gonna sit over here in my corner and twitch for a little while.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (IcT7t)

580 It's shot time.

Hey DC! You in for a shot???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (AGJc2)



Awww, shit.
He's got that damn Fireball again huh?
Don't do it, folks!

Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (yfBjX)

581 We go into what I assume is his pickup truck and he gets me out of my pants (a first). Then proceeds to go down on me. Oh. My. God. I melted. And yes, I had been utterly frigid until this evening in the summer of my 18th year.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:

Man, I wish that I were young again.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (+yVe4)

582 I got your email about Vegas, Y. Ill get around to answering it. Be forewarned that I have a whole pile of emails piled up to reply to that I have ignored for a few weeks. It'll take some time to get to yours. I'm sorry about that.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (Rsi2C)

583 Elle....you have my email from Yahoo. Give me a shout. Diane

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (IV4VS)

584 574 >>>So, what, you usually go for the funnel cake vodka?

THEY MAKE THAT???

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (AGJc2)



I took a guess but apparently no they don't. They do make cake flavored vodka though.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (cAnNx)

585 @ L'Elle. Hot shower, then turn it down to tepid, then go right to bed.

Then I'll be right there Then you ought to be able to shut it down and fade off to sleep.

Sweet dreams!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)

586 I have never been this tired and so confused before.
I keep reading words and don't know they mean. I've gotta bail but
I'm wired. I feel like I got hit by a truck

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (Rsi2C)

Hickeys will do that to ya.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:38 AM (Id9+8)

587 right 200, up 150, fire for effect, HE-VT Smoke

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:38 AM (6Da5j)

588 And apparently, women now prefer the dad bod to the 6-pack, which I always thought was a little gay.

I guess I'm hitting my erotic prime!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:38 AM (yw1cW)

589 Looking at Amazon's other product offerings on the pussy snorkel, I see some other must-have products.

There is the "Snorkel O" vibrating muff dive kit. It's a vibrating pussy snorkel.

There is also a "Blow Job Bib".

And a "hands free labia spreader".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)

590 >>>And I don't think DC is expecting

It's [current year] bigot

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:39 AM (AGJc2)

591 Hickeys will do that to ya.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June




no, this hickey is only on the shoulder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:40 AM (0wem/)

592 And apparently, women now prefer the dad bod to the 6-pack
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Figures. In my teens and 20s, I was skinny-fat. Now I'm fucking jacked and chicks want the "dad bod". Kill me now.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 12:42 AM (5YBu8)

593 "no, this hickey is only on the shoulder."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:40 AM (0wem/)

It makes no difference if you're pulled-off onto the side of the road, the effect is the same.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:42 AM (6gk0M)

594
And a "hands free labia spreader".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)

Man, I'm glad I am not young any more.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:43 AM (+yVe4)

595 So Alex, you went to the main/big Getty, I take it?

If you want to see her again and she likes the museum/date thing, think about doing the *other* Getty, the villa in Malibu (the original Getty museum).

It's beautiful, small, different, and of course in a great location. Most of it is a reconstruction of some villa discovered at Heraklion, I think.

Anyway, just an idea.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2017 12:43 AM (L7t0A)

596 It makes no difference if you're pulled-off onto the side of the road, the effect is the same.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June



that seems wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (0wem/)

597 no, this hickey is only on the shoulder.

With a hickey on my shoulder
Feeling kinda older

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (IcT7t)

598 i can't recall the last time i had a hickey, but it must have been the 80's... (i never got many of them)

hell, i can't even remember for sure when the last time i had sex was, but it's been years, maybe going on 10, or longer.

ain't married life grand?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (6Da5j)

599 @589 ... you don't want to get the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer instead.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (yw1cW)

600 Here's the Brofessor explaining the "dad bod"
https://youtu.be/iQlIPOTbuH8

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (5YBu8)

601 Flavored vodka is for sissies and pregnant women.

I once bought a bottle of flavored vodka by mistake... I have never been more tempted to flush alcohol down the toilet. That shit is VILE.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (xAvrH)

602 And I think that the Atlanta Braves are within two years of taking pitchers that the Cleveland Indians can't re-sign.

You'll be watching Kluber in that fucked-up stadium in a couple-a years.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (6gk0M)

603 Westminster, that was indeed a night to remember!

Drove all the way back home that night, as I recall, behind an epic thunderstorm complex that I never quite did catch up to. Great light show all the way through Kansas. 8-)

Posted by: Piercello, on the road at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (WbaUv)

604 Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (IcT7t)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:46 AM (tJeKM)

605 Figures. In my teens and 20s, I was skinny-fat. Now I'm fucking jacked and chicks want the "dad bod". Kill me now.
---
what women want, in my experience, more than anything else, is money/power.

if you've got that, you're golden.

if you don't, everything else is the luck of the draw and their personal whims.

good luck with that.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:46 AM (6Da5j)

606 602 And I think that the Atlanta Braves are within two years of taking pitchers that the Cleveland Indians can't re-sign.

You'll be watching Kluber in that fucked-up stadium in a couple-a years.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (6gk0M)


We signed Bartolo Colon. BARTOLO. COLON. That would have been a fine move circa 2001. That fat ass POS has been worth a crap in near a decade. But hey! Let's go pay him a couple million.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:47 AM (AGJc2)

607 "that seems wrong."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (0wem/)

Administering suction in order to cause surface blood-vessels to burst is indeed a point of contention amongst those "in the know".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:47 AM (6gk0M)

608 Close-tags.

I'm Barrel-Free since 2016.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:48 AM (6gk0M)

609 Out tonight......driving back to Toronto in the morning.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:48 AM (IV4VS)

610 hell, i can't even remember for sure when the last time i had sex was, but it's been years, maybe going on 10, or longer.

ain't married life grand?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (6Da5j)

At 58 and on anti-depression meds, the whole sex thing seems pretty foreign to me. I can't stand watching "the act" on TV anymore. It's just embarrassing to watch. Receiving a hickey on the other hand...

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (+yVe4)

611 They've got voice change surgeries they do now. I think they have to try "therapy" first, to teach them how to sound more feminine first before they'll do that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear


You are correct. Though last I heard, vocal surgeries are not always effective - though maybe they are better now.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (xAvrH)

612 Milk toast is a British thing, comfort food for a sick kid.

And yes, female dogs can still act horny after spayed. Sometimes it's a dominance thing over another dog.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (Lqy/e)

613 "We signed Bartolo Colon. BARTOLO. COLON. That would have been a fine move circa 2001. That fat ass POS has been worth a crap in near a decade. But hey! Let's go pay him a couple million."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:47 AM (AGJc2)

*HAH!*

He hit a homer for the Mets last year, though.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (6gk0M)

614 Out tonight......driving back to Toronto in the morning.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June




have fun WDS, safe trip

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (0wem/)

615 hell, i can't even remember for sure when the last time i had sex was, but it's been years, maybe going on 10, or longer.

ain't married life grand?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (6Da5j)

=======

I traded one in like that for a newer model. Best move of my life.

Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:50 AM (QoDdh)

616 I'm able to keep reading comments. Too tired to reply. I feel like shit. I thought I would get away with no mention of the hickey problem. I never felt the need to hide them before now. Kinda wore them like a badge of honor like a proud slut. It was actually a funny moment. I was play fighting with a guy and then it turned into semi wrestling or something and then the hickey happened. It's tank top weather and it's pretty big and hideous looking. I'll just say I ran into something.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:50 AM (Rsi2C)

617 G'Night, westminster.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:51 AM (6gk0M)

618 Hickeys in the summer time...bad break. Just say it's a jellyfish sting.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:51 AM (yw1cW)

619 Semi wrestling results in hickeys?

You can say you were fooling around with a guy and got carried away.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:51 AM (cAnNx)

620 I don't really know what happened. I was like WTF and then it seemed rude to get upset about it or something.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:53 AM (Rsi2C)

621 "Flavored vodka is for sissies and pregnant women."



Two words :
Absolute Peppar

Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:54 AM (yfBjX)

622 Rhomboid, we talked about that. Maybe some time in a month or two, once I'm done with school.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:54 AM (Tnhbr)

623 Wait, there was really a hickey?

I thought it was something they were going to tease you about and I have been waiting anxiously to smack that shit down since you seem a little wiped out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:55 AM (tJeKM)

624 Damn and I keep forgetting to mail Miley's CD.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:56 AM (tJeKM)

625 I'll just say I ran into something.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:50 AM (Rsi2C)

How about a temporary tattoo? Betty Boop's red dress would cover it. Or how about a tattoo of a hickey over the hickey? Then you could overlord it on people who just don't get the irony.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:56 AM (+yVe4)

626 I traded one in like that for a newer model. Best move of my life.
---
i can't afford a trade in, unless i want to be homeless and broke, or living with my parents.

fortunately, Rosie's still on the j*b.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:57 AM (6Da5j)

627 Have you considered just wearing a t-shirt for a few days?

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:57 AM (cAnNx)

628 Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:53 AM (Rsi2C)

You mean he just did it? Out of the blue?!

What the fuck?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:57 AM (tJeKM)

629 I'm hearing that the new Transformers is quite the classy to-do.

Has anyone had the misfortune to confirm?

Posted by: Tickled Pink


From wikipedia:
Shia LaBeouf appears as Sam Witwicky in a photograph in Burton's mansion.

I only appear in a fucking photograph??? WTF?

Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (xAvrH)

630 Yeah, Tammy. I ran here like a dummy and asked how to get rid of it quickly and then all hell broke loose. Btw it's always so calming to see your nic here.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (Rsi2C)

631 Tripped across this music video letting youtube pick songs from an earlier link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM

Warning not fun but if you are thankful for your freedom it will hit you.

Five Finger Death Punch - Wrong Side Of Heaven

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (6hUAo)

632 Or go back and ask him for more and claim you had a reaction to a new skin care product.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (cAnNx)

633 That is about 2,000HP more than the R-3350 produced. CG issue maybe moot if you don't mind a long nose forcing you to S-turn on the ground to see ahead if you keep the tail dragger configuration.

Also have you thought how the turbo-prop will direct the exhaust? How will it be handled to reduce the SA-14 MANPAD threat? That is an Achilles heel that I don't think those pushing the AT-6A and the Embraer Super Tucano upgrade have found a solution which means even in a very low threat environment it just takes one Gomer with -94 or an SA-14 to bring down either plane.

Fuel, ammo, armor, and munitions.
Fuel - what is the SFC of that engine versus the R-3350? Do you want to keep the same range? Or maybe increase it by 10%? Each additional gallon of jet fuel is a lot more pounds which factors into your max gross weight.

Ammo - keep the Colt 20mm cannons? Keep two or all four? And how many rounds per gun? That gross weight just jumped again.

Armor - replicate the armored bathtub of the A-10? Armor up the engine and flight controls also? How will this affect accessibility for the wrench turners? And there goes that gross weight again.

Munitions - stressing the outer pylons from 300lbs to 600lbs is about all that is needed. Plus wire all pylons to support smart munitions like the Small Diameter Bomb. JSOW? Maybe. Plus wire the two most outboard pylons to accept AIM-9x missiles.

Which might keep the weight down except for a few knock-on issues. Fuel in the wings plus guns and more robust bomb pylons means the wing structure will have to be beefed up so the wing won't fail. Still could save a decent amount of weight and improve structural strength by removing the wing fold mechanisms. The other knock-on problem is how stressed is the landing gear now with all this extra weight? So the landing gear will have to be made stronger which means heavier.

Might as well build a new paper airplane instead of reheating the old Spad which could carry, even in the AD-1 form, three aerial torpedoes at once.

Also remember the Martin AM-1 Mauler was equipped with the R-4360 but only 150 or so were built, having been beaten by the AD-1. So more horsepower does not always mean a better warplane.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 12:59 AM (V3c+3)

634 Have you considered just wearing a t-shirt for a few days?
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:57 AM (cAnNx)


Just wearing a T-shirt?

Having you considered calling the fucking cops?!


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:59 AM (tJeKM)

635 geez, if the wife has your nuts in a jar just say so. don't have to get all pissy.

we are doing it in Vegas because it is convenient nationally, everyone can get there from here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (0wem/)


Also, we have great hobo hunting grounds in the subsurface tunnels...

Seriously though, the Strip and Downtown are not indicative of Vegas, the Vegas valley, or even the county as a whole.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at June 24, 2017 01:00 AM (vBeA5)

636 Having you considered calling the fucking cops?!

Couldn't she just call the regular cops?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)

637 L,Elle was a "Proud Slut"?

I would have never known that from talking to you, but then I couldn't get a word in edgewise.

Good for you, darlin'. You take that hickey and run with it.

Hear that, Lonely Hearts Club?

Play-Fighting leads to hickeys.

Hickeys lead to secks.

Secks lead to relationships.

Relationships lead to Love.

Love leads to Marriage.

Marriage leads to watching sports on T.V. and Home Maintenance.

...what was I saying?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (6gk0M)

638 Tammy, it's the guy I talked to you about.
Yeah, him. I am still madly in love with him despite how doomed it all is. Next time, I'll bring along a chaperone.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (Rsi2C)

639 Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (Rsi2C)

I am really having trouble processing this.

Are you dating this guy?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (tJeKM)

640 Why did the Braves have a new stadium built? The "old" one was what, 20 years or something? That doesn't seem that old for a stadium. Was it falling apart already?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (HCqAo)

641 I once bought a bottle of flavored vodka by mistake... I have never been more tempted to flush alcohol down the toilet. That shit is VILE.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (xAvrH)


Infusing your own vodka is a good idea though, especially if you make your own mixed drinks.

A Bloody Mary without tomato and black pepper infused vodka isn't worth drinking.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at June 24, 2017 01:02 AM (vBeA5)

642 636 Having you considered calling the fucking cops?!

-----------------

Couldn't she just call the regular cops?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)




I dunno, seems to me the fucking cops would be a better call in this situation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 01:02 AM (AGJc2)

643 Okay, well, I will calm down then.

We need to talk again, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:02 AM (tJeKM)

644 Not really a proud slut. I need love before sex. Not something I have ever been casual about. And I don't love easily.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:03 AM (Rsi2C)

645

Ah, the infamous Hickey Bandit is on the loose again.

The game is afoot!

Posted by: Fucking Cops at June 24, 2017 01:03 AM (8O3HH)

646 F*ckin' Canadians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2017 01:04 AM (+GtGJ)

647 I dunno, seems to me the fucking cops would be a better call in this situation.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 01:02 AM (AGJc2)


Why, hello there!

Posted by: Policeman from the Village People at June 24, 2017 01:04 AM (vBeA5)

648 L'Elle is not a slut.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:05 AM (tJeKM)

649 Don't the fucking cops usually show up to tell you that your stereo is too loud?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:05 AM (Tnhbr)

650 Cochran, you're still a bastard, I see. You know, the okay kind of bastards

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:06 AM (Rsi2C)

651 Ewwww. A hickey.

That'll just mess up the look of my skin suit. You're safe... for now.

Posted by: craigslist porn skull garage killer at June 24, 2017 01:06 AM (rxW5j)

652 Yeah, Tammy. I ran here like a dummy and asked how to get rid of it quickly and then all hell broke loose. Btw it's always so calming to see your nic here.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (Rsi2C)

Just tell people you were at sea, harpooning Krakens, and got mauled, but that you prevailed in the end. And then haul out a seafood sammich with a bunch of squid tentacles hanging out of it, and mow down on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 01:06 AM (XUcIQ)

653 "Why did the Braves have a new stadium built? The "old" one was what, 20 years or something? That doesn't seem that old for a stadium. Was it falling apart already?"
-Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (HCqAo)

Because taxpayers are duped into doing that shit time-and-time again. I did it, myself, back in 1991.

"We could lose the Cleveland Indians!!11eleventy".

I voted for a tax increase because I was ignorant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:06 AM (6gk0M)

654 Having you considered calling the fucking cops?!


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:59 AM (tJeKM)

Would you like me to give you a free dick punch coupon? It's redeemable with any asshole who deserves it.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (+yVe4)

655 I thought the fucking cops show up at bachelorette parties and have women shove dollar bills in their banana hammocks.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (cAnNx)

656 Hickeys? People still give hickeys?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (aMlLZ)

657 I do not know why I can't type her nic properly.


L, Elle not L' Elle and I do know that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (tJeKM)

658 Nice to hear Scalise is improving. No Republican casualties, and one dead Democrat. Awesome. I wish more Democrats would courteously get themselves shot up.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (xAvrH)

659 Don't the fucking cops usually show up to tell you that your stereo is too loud?"

If they are like the regular cops they come 10 minutes too late.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (6hUAo)

660 "L'Elle is not a slut."
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:05 AM (tJeKM)

No shit. I thought I was being humorous, but apparently not.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (6gk0M)

661 And the guy who has had the wildest sex life ever shows up, of course. Hi metalhead.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:09 AM (Rsi2C)

662 Perhaps it is time to get some writing done.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 01:09 AM (V3c+3)

663 Back in 2009 I was dating a girl in El Paso and things got a bit hot and heavy one night and she went to work the next day with a hickey on her neck.

She worked as a welding inspector.

On a massive construction site.

Full of messican laborers.

Yeah... she was not happy with me for a week or so.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:09 AM (Tnhbr)

664 The game is afoot!
Posted by: Fucking Cops

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at June 24, 2017 01:10 AM (5YBu8)

665 Hickeys? People still give hickeys?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (aMlLZ)


I wouldn't know, I have never had one.

Thor thinks they're tacky.

I won't bore you with half the things we have got up to over the years that seem far tackier than hickeys to me, but that's a man for ya.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:10 AM (tJeKM)

666

Got some sort of flavoured vodka atm. Home made polish shit. Dunno what the flavour is supposed to be, or even if it's intentional? Bath tub flavour, maybe? Extremely strong, but I haven't gone blind... Yet.

Posted by: otho at June 24, 2017 01:10 AM (lmIoG)

667 So far written about 11,000 new words in three follow on stories.

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 01:10 AM (V3c+3)

668 If they are like the regular cops they come 10 minutes too late.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (6hUAo)


LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:11 AM (tJeKM)

669 It's okay, Tammy. Everyone does it. It's the two ways I sign my name with my friends.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:11 AM (Rsi2C)

670 L'Elle is not a slut.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June




well no one is saying anyone is a slut, however, you are not trading comments with L'Elle, you are trading comments with L,Elle. so there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:11 AM (0wem/)

671 I'm able to keep reading comments. Too tired to reply. I feel like shit. I thought I would get away with no mention of the hickey problem. I never felt the need to hide them before now. Kinda wore them like a badge of honor like a proud slut. It was actually a funny moment. I was play fighting with a guy and then it turned into semi wrestling or something and then the hickey happened. It's tank top weather and it's pretty big and hideous looking. I'll just say I ran into something.
Posted by: L, Elle at June



so you were worried about not being able to wear tank tops because your love bite would show so you ran to the horde for advice instead of wearing - sleeves. EGADS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:13 AM (0wem/)

672 hickeys can be gotten rid of by applying the cap of a chapstick or lipstick to the area and, having applied moderate downward force, rotating in one direction or the other.

Lothario that i'm not, i only had to do it once, but it did w*rk.

i'm open to challenging the results, should the right 'ette come to Vegas for the MoMe later this summer.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:13 AM (6Da5j)

673 That is about 2,000HP more than the R-3350 produced. CG issue maybe moot if you don't mind a long nose forcing you to S-turn on the ground to see ahead if you keep the tail dragger configuration.

Plenty of real estate to convert to a tricycle gear configuration

Also have you thought how the turbo-prop will direct the exhaust? How will it be handled to reduce the SA-14 MANPAD threat? That is an Achilles heel that I don't think those pushing the AT-6A and the Embraer Super Tucano upgrade have found a solution which means even in a very low threat environment it just takes one Gomer with -94 or an SA-14 to bring down either plane.

Above wing root exhaust, about 3/4 way to the aft of chord, bifurcated to both sides. Additional thrust benefit, with a wee bit of IR shielding by the wing itself.

Fuel, ammo, armor, and munitions.
Fuel - what is the SFC of that engine versus the R-3350? Do you want to keep the same range? Or maybe increase it by 10%? Each additional gallon of jet fuel is a lot more pounds which factors into your max gross weight.

I suspect that the efficiency of the turboprop will distinctly exceed that of the recip original. A great many Skyraiders featured a one passenger compartment aft and below the cockpit, in the main fuselage. Great place for a big bag o' fuel, that, and relatively near the CG to boot.

Ammo - keep the Colt 20mm cannons? Keep two or all four? And how many rounds per gun? That gross weight just jumped again.

All four. And as many rounds as the gross weight math allows.

Armor - replicate the armored bathtub of the A-10? Armor up the engine and flight controls also? How will this affect accessibility for the wrench turners? And there goes that gross weight again.

Not the armor tub of the A-10, but damn good plating, as can be worked into the design. DO though, incorporate the A-10 triple redundant flight controls, including reversion.

Munitions - stressing the outer pylons from 300lbs to 600lbs is about all that is needed. Plus wire all pylons to support smart munitions like the Small Diameter Bomb. JSOW? Maybe. Plus wire the two most outboard pylons to accept AIM-9x missiles.

Which might keep the weight down except for a few knock-on issues. Fuel in the wings plus guns and more robust bomb pylons means the wing structure will have to be beefed up so the wing won't fail. Still could save a decent amount of weight and improve structural strength by removing the wing fold mechanisms. The other knock-on problem is how stressed is the landing gear now with all this extra weight? So the landing gear will have to be made stronger which means heavier.

Concur, on all. Make 'er a fixed wing masterpiece. If the Navy or Marines want 'em, keep the fold, find the weight elsewhere. We've got horsepower to burn, here.

Might as well build a new paper airplane instead of reheating the old Spad which could carry, even in the AD-1 form, three aerial torpedoes at once.

Then start the clean paper with the Spad as the tracing form. It. WORKED.

Also remember the Martin AM-1 Mauler was equipped with the R-4360 but only 150 or so were built, having been beaten by the AD-1. So more horsepower does not always mean a better warplane.


The Mauler never achieved the record that the Spad amassed. I can think of no better starting point, than where it left off.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 01:13 AM (v5iqM)

674 >> This is about me, isn't it?

Well, hello, Tootsie Tarantino. Rap sheet a mile long. You'd better keep your nose clean, or we'll run you in on any number of toe sucking violations, and practicing pedicure without a license.

Posted by: Fucking Cops at June 24, 2017 01:13 AM (8O3HH)

675 I've never liked "marking" people with hickeys after I found my first one to be "pleasurable, yet unexplainable" because I was a prude.

My Dad said to "call it a muffler-burn"...lol.

Turns-out everyone knew what that meant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:14 AM (6gk0M)

676 The only hickeys I have ever had were all like this one, being stupid and kind of a jokey thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:14 AM (Rsi2C)

677 I have had exactly one hickey in my life, and I don't even remember "getting" it at the time.

But, I went to class the next day, it was in college, and I was the nerd who sat in the front row of my classes, and my first class that day was a theological class, I don't remember the exact one. (It was my minor, so I took a number of them) and my professor looked at me and made a face, and after class, I went to the bathroom and saw it. I am not sure how I missed it before, or not felt it....it was mortifying.

I vowed to never have one, visible at least, ever again.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 24, 2017 01:14 AM (smD62)

678 Alas I am about to fall asleep.

L'El.... L, EL...eh, fuck it...... Ellie, don't you go getting any more upset now. We will hopefully talk by and by.

The rest of you be gentle to her. Unrequited love is a cast iron bitch.

Good night!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:15 AM (tJeKM)

679 Hickeys? People still give hickeys?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (aMlLZ)




was initially under the impression it was a whole boob hickey. guess not.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:15 AM (0wem/)

680 She worked as a welding inspector."

That's a hard certification to get if she was an AWS CWI. And really rare as a woman. Shit The AWS magazine is like wheres Waldo for a Woman.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:15 AM (6hUAo)

681 Infusing your own vodka is a good idea though, especially if you make your own mixed drinks.

A Bloody Mary without tomato and black pepper infused vodka isn't worth drinking.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby!


Oh yes, I completely agree. My go to drink at home is plain vodka mixed with diet soda. Right now I'm sipping vodka + fresca. I'll probably get so drunk that I'll get myself banned and puke on the carpet.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:15 AM (xAvrH)

682 Cochran I was kidding in case that wasn't clear. Did he leave without saying bye

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (Rsi2C)

683 And the guy who has had the wildest sex life ever shows up, of course. Hi metalhead.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:09 AM (Rsi2C)


Moi?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)

684 X-Ray,

Yeah, I was younger and stupid and screwed that relationship up, which I regret to this day. She was a keeper.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (Tnhbr)

685 682 Cochran I was kidding in case that wasn't clear. Did he leave without saying bye

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (Rsi2C)



No, no. Still here. Drinking with a buddy while trying to keep up with comments.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 01:19 AM (AGJc2)

686 you cannot remove hickeys but you can relocate them. you go to the existing hickey, apply suction sufficient to create the existing hickey then, while applying suction to the existing hickey, carefully drag your lips to the new location then release suction.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:19 AM (0wem/)

687 The game is afoot!
Posted by: Fucking Cops

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino


If it weren't for Tarantino, we would have forgotten about feet. We owe him so much.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:20 AM (xAvrH)

688 I haven't had a hickey since high school, but never had a lot of them. they all came from one girl, who had a mouth like Kimberly gilfoyle, and could give you hickey just by looking at you. She was a sight....issue.

My mother used to see them and say "she needs to cut that shit out". lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:20 AM (aMlLZ)

689

heheheh eh heheh... "suction"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at June 24, 2017 01:20 AM (lmIoG)

690 Also, we have great hobo hunting grounds in the subsurface tunnels...

Seriously though, the Strip and Downtown are not indicative of Vegas, the Vegas valley, or even the county as a whole.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at June




Vegas has world class fun on the strip and elsewhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:21 AM (0wem/)

691 Moi?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
****
Stop being coy. You shred guitars. Women throw themselves at you. The two go together even if you can't play shit. Unless you're actually a pron star IRL and the guitar playing is a cover to conceal your adult film star fame.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:21 AM (Rsi2C)

692 I haven't had a hickey since high school, but never had a lot of them. they all came from one girl, who had a mouth like Kimberly gilfoyle, and could give you hickey just by looking at you. She was a sight....issue.

My mother used to see them and say "she needs to cut that shit out". lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June




your mom is calmer than mine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:22 AM (0wem/)

693 " Right now I'm sipping vodka + fresca. "



You deserve to be in the barrel for that statement alone!

Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 01:22 AM (yfBjX)

694 "No, no. Still here. Drinking with a buddy while trying to keep up with comments."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 01:19 AM (AGJc2)

Love ya', Brother!

If anyone thought that Atlanta would be ahead of Miami or the Mets at this point in the season without Freeman?

They'd be lying to you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:23 AM (6gk0M)

695 L,Elle, you could claim to have tracked down the salt monster from M-113 and dispatched it.

Or blamed those pesky flying monkeys.

I hope your dates continue to be that much fun.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 01:24 AM (mkDpn)

696 :-(
Tammy went to bed, and I still can't.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:24 AM (Rsi2C)

697 Yeah, I was younger and stupid and screwed that relationship up, which I regret to this day. She was a keeper.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (Tnhbr)
I'm pretty sure I threw back some keepers only to keep a couple I should have thrown back (before the took me for a house). I think there is a saying starting with Young and dumb...

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:24 AM (6hUAo)

698 I like pesky flying monkeys! I'll go with that. Thanks, kindlot. I'm all set now.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:26 AM (Rsi2C)

699

Remember that kid who died from a hickey?

It was a freak thing where it caused a blood clot that got loose, went to his brain, and caused a stroke.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 01:26 AM (8O3HH)

700 Six hours till the alarm clock.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 01:27 AM (v5iqM)

701 Now breathe!


Posted by: Lemans Coach at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (6hUAo)



Learning to drive a stick helps, too.

Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2017 01:28 AM (OFItL)

702 "Tammy went to bed, and I still can't."
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:24 AM (Rsi2C)

I've found a new remedy. I drink a six-pack as soon as I feel tired and then I take two Advil PM's.

Within an hour, I'm zonked.

One beer = one shot = one 8oz. glass of wine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:28 AM (6gk0M)

703 G'Night, Jim!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:29 AM (6gk0M)

704 Listened to a few seconds of the Billy Jean cover. Nice, but I can't stand Michael Jackson because he was such a vile POS. His "kids" are so fortunate that he is no more.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:29 AM (xAvrH)

705 Stop being coy. You shred guitars. Women throw themselves at you. The two go together even if you can't play shit. Unless you're actually a pron star IRL and the guitar playing is a cover to conceal your adult film star fame.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:21 AM (Rsi2C)

eww, no porn star shit here. Oden forbids. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:30 AM (aMlLZ)

706 One beer = one shot = one 8oz. glass of wine.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Posted by: George Thorogood at June 24, 2017 01:31 AM (5YBu8)

707
eww, no porn star shit here. Oden forbids. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:30 AM (aMlLZ)



But Odin is probably cool with it.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:32 AM (cAnNx)

708 One beer = one shot = one 8oz. glass of wine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)

So the real difference is BPS Booze Per Second?

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:33 AM (6hUAo)

709 your mom is calmer than mine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:22 AM (0wem/)


My mom was more... blunt. We lived somewhat close to a huge park, real nice. During the tube top era I came home with a girl who filled one out pretty damn nice. My mom leaned over and whispered "yeah tell me you weren't grabbing a little tit in the park" lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:34 AM (aMlLZ)

710 It won't work forever, but insomniacs with temporary remedies should probably stick together.

I see C-PAP in my future.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)

711 Liberals used to be like "How to talk to your conservative uncle on Christmas or Thanksgiving about Obamacare". Now they're like "They're not buyin' my line of bullshit. KILL THEM ALL! Antifa!!!". I consider this to be progress. I hope the next stage is "Well, these people are hopeless, I guess we need to secede or move to Canada".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:38 AM (xAvrH)

712 Vegas has world class fun on the strip and elsewhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:21 AM (0wem/)


And my mayor can have your mayor's legs broken.

I mean that in a very, very literal sense...

Posted by: The Leg-intact Hat at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (vBeA5)

713 I see C-PAP in my future.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)


Have you tried sudafed before you go to sleep? I've found that it helps me breath while I sleep and actually wake up refreshed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (Tnhbr)

714 My mom leaned over and whispered "yeah tell me you weren't grabbing a little tit in the park" lol"

I can't even imagine my Mom reciting that sentence. Maybe she should have but no way she would have.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (6hUAo)

715 Advil PM is ibuprofen and diphenhydramine (Benadryl)

ibuprofen, like all NASIDs, cycles through your liver, and is contraindicated with alcohol for that reason, as well as for wear and tear on your gut.

if you just take plain generic Benadryl, available in the allergy aisle of your local drug store, you should get the same general effect, w/o all the additional side issues your current regimen courts.

this is not medical advice, btw.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:40 AM (6Da5j)

716 My mom was more... blunt. We lived somewhat close to a huge park, real nice. During the tube top era I came home with a girl who filled one out pretty damn nice. My mom leaned over and whispered "yeah tell me you weren't grabbing a little tit in the park" lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June




Heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:40 AM (0wem/)

717 713 I see C-PAP in my future.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)

Have you tried sudafed before you go to sleep? I've found that it helps me breath while I sleep and actually wake up refreshed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (Tnhbr)



And probably very comforting to know that the DEA is keeping a watchful eye on your home.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:41 AM (cAnNx)

718 And my mayor can have your mayor's legs broken.

I mean that in a very, very literal sense...
Posted by: The Leg-intact Hat at June




ours needs it

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:41 AM (0wem/)

719 And probably very comforting to know that the DEA is keeping a watchful eye on your home.

It is comforting. I know that the poppies I've got growing out back won't be stolen.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:41 AM (Tnhbr)

720 "So the real difference is BPS Booze Per Second?"
-Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:33 AM (6hUAo)

No. When I get home at five, six or seven, I sip beers until I'm tired.

I then take two Aleve PM pills and I will be asleep within two hours, probably sooner.

For a hard-working insomniac with over Ten Years Experience, this might be something that may provide temporary relief to someone.

Please don't take this malady lightly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (6gk0M)

721 night everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (0wem/)

722 what women want, in my experience, more than anything else, is money/power.

if you've got that, you're golden.

if you don't, everything else is the luck of the draw and their personal whims.

good luck with that.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:46 AM (6Da5j)

You're right about the personal whims - I avoid money and power like the plague.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (Id9+8)

723 Here's a news story that has, literally, everything in it:

-- corrupt Democrat activists
-- Muslim medical marijuana money-manipulators (seriously)
-- crooked lawyers
-- criminal union politicians
-- a peek into the smoky (pun intended) backrooms of Berkeley politics:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/06/23/ former-chair-cannabis-commission-pleads-guilty-money-laundering/

The sleaze just drips from every single person mentioned in the story. They told us that if California legalized marijuana, all the crime associated with the drug trade would disappear.

Uh huh.

Instead, now we get white-collar crime in addition to gang-violence crime.


Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 01:43 AM (DQ4Fv)

724 You're right about the personal whims - I avoid money and power like the plague.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (Id9+



But not pickup trucks.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:44 AM (cAnNx)

725 pseudoephedrine (Sudafed) is a precursor drug for methamphetamine, which is why it is such a PITA to by at the drug store.

taking it just prior to bed time is not usually a good idea, despite whatever salubrious effects it might have on your ability to breathe.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:44 AM (6Da5j)

726 I take "Aleve" PM, redc1c4.

My liver is in danger from other sources, but not my PM pills.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:44 AM (6gk0M)

727 The sleaze just drips from every single person mentioned in the story. They told us that if California legalized marijuana, all the crime associated with the drug trade would disappear.

Uh huh.

Instead, now we get white-collar crime in addition to gang-violence crime.


Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 01:43 AM (DQ4Fv)


I've heard that Colorado has the same problems. The cartels didn't go away, they just got an air of legitimacy. They buy up properties and turn them into grow houses and no one can touch them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:45 AM (Tnhbr)

728 G'Night, Y5.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:45 AM (6gk0M)

729 My mom leaned over and whispered "yeah tell me you weren't grabbing a little tit in the park" lol"

I can't even imagine my Mom reciting that sentence. Maybe she should have but no way she would have.


Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (6hUAo)


My mom raised 2 boys, she knew we were boys, knew there was nothing she could do about us being boys, so she just frigging went with it. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:46 AM (aMlLZ)

730 Yeah, many of those decongestants I've taken over the years will get me wired up a bit.

What did wonders for my sinuses is the "Nasacort" stuff. I start using that, and it really helped.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 01:46 AM (8O3HH)

731 One beer = one shot = one 8oz. glass of wine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)


Alcohol wise. But beer has all those carbs. Bad for GAINZZZ. Haven't even treated myself to craft ale in probably about a year, but that's the only context to have beer: tasty on tap cold craft IPA.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:46 AM (xAvrH)

732 Because the Mob never ran any legitimate businesses in New York.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:46 AM (cAnNx)

733 You're right about the personal whims - I avoid money and power like the plague.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (Id9+

---
so, i've got a chance?

i DO drive a pick up truck these days....


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:47 AM (6Da5j)

734 You're meeting the wrong women, red.

I know more than one that couldn't far less about money/power. I don't stand a chance with them anyway, but it's not because I'm broke...

Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 01:50 AM (yfBjX)

735

If I could find a gal who looked Melania, had the skills and athleticism of a porn star, and loved to work on pickup trucks and tractors (while nekkid would be great), I'd be set.

It's Mannix time, so Kirk out. Bye ya'll.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 01:50 AM (8O3HH)

736 Well, it's getting tired out. Time for me to hit the sack. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 01:51 AM (XUcIQ)

737 G'Night, AOP.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:52 AM (6gk0M)

738 My liver is in danger from other sources, but not my PM pills.
---
au contraire, mon ami: Aleve is naproysn, my personal NASID of choice, and which, like Advil/ibuprofen, and all the other NASIDS, goes through the liver.

in fact, the vial out in the kitchen, furnished to me by the VA (500mg) specifically says to avoid alcohol.

i wash them down with beer all the time, but my liver is awesome. YMMV.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:52 AM (6Da5j)

739 what women want, in my experience, more than anything else, is money/power.

if you've got that, you're golden.

if you don't, everything else is the luck of the draw and their personal whims.

good luck with that.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:46 AM (6Da5j)

The shallow ones are all about that, but you are right about a good amount of them. The upside is they are easy to spot.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)

740 As for decongestants, the best bar none is Azelastine.

It's technically not a decongestant, but instead a "second-generation antihistamine," but I gotta tell ya, it really consistently works to keep post-nasal drip at bay, and best of all, it has zero side-effectds -- not a stimulant like pseudoephedrine or most other over-the-counter stuff.

The bad news is that it is still by prescription only in the US (though not elsewhere in the world), so it's both hard to get and expensive.

But if you're gonna see a doctor anyway, ask for a prescription of Azelastine -- you won't regret it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azelastine

Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 01:54 AM (DQ4Fv)

741 If I could find a gal who looked Melania, had the skills and athleticism of a porn star, and loved to work on pickup trucks and tractors (while nekkid would be great), I'd be set.


Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 01:50 AM (8O3HH)

well, if you're gonna dream..dream big. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)

742 so, i've got a chance?

i DO drive a pick up truck these days....




Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:47 AM (6Da5j)

It's not the pick up, it's the delivery.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:55 AM (Id9+8)

743 It's not the pick up, it's the delivery.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:55 AM (Id9+


less than 30 minutes or the pizza is free. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:56 AM (aMlLZ)

744 But if you're gonna see a doctor anyway, ask for a prescription of Azelastine -- you won't regret it.

---
i see my new primary care next week.

i'll run this by my pharmacist first, but this would be awesome.

my issue is the post nasal drip, which triggers my gag reflex, which makes me projectile vomit to the point of dry heaves.

a minor quality of life issue, as it were.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:57 AM (6Da5j)

745 less than 30 minutes or the pizza is free. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:56 AM (aMlLZ)

Heh, I am retarded in that department, so free pizza, YAY!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:57 AM (Id9+8)

746 Zombie, that stuff does work, but only to a point. In high allergen environments I have to augment with another med. I am using generic fexofenadine (zyertec)

In prime pollen season I am miserable anyways.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 01:59 AM (mkDpn)

747 "The shallow ones are all about that, but you are right about a good amount of them. The upside is they are easy to spot."
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)

It took me until age 30 to trust anyone again. Then I owned a tanning salon and I was NOT to hit on customers because profit.

And now there are real women who I adore who I cannot connect with because of certain medical conditions.

I refuse to be part of "The Lonely Hearts Club", however.

I am not a victim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 02:00 AM (6gk0M)

748 I've picked poorly twice in marriage. I'm old and living with my Dad (87) now. My thoughts of the perfect woman lean towards cooking and being willing to not change my habits too much.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:02 AM (6hUAo)

749 It's not the pick up, it's the delivery.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:55 AM (Id9+

---
you call, i'll haul.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:03 AM (6Da5j)

750 744 But if you're gonna see a doctor anyway, ask for a prescription of Azelastine -- you won't regret it.

---
i see my new primary care next week.

i'll run this by my pharmacist first, but this would be awesome.

my issue is the post nasal drip, which triggers my gag reflex, which makes me projectile vomit to the point of dry heaves.

a minor quality of life issue, as it were.
Posted by: redc1c4


A minor word of warning:

Azelastine, like most antihistamines, comes as a nasal spray -- you spritz it up your nostrils. But of course whenever you do that, sometimes it leaks out the back of your sinuses into your throat - i.e. the medicine itself, for the first minute or so, becomes part of the post-nasal drop problem. Which could momentarily make your feel worse -- but this same issue happens with any nose spray.

After that initial minute, however, it really does start to dry up your sinuses in a long-term way, with absolutely no side effects, which is what I like about it.

Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 02:03 AM (DQ4Fv)

751 It took me until age 30 to trust anyone again. Then I owned a tanning salon and I was NOT to hit on customers because profit.

And now there are real women who I adore who I cannot connect with because of certain medical conditions.

I refuse to be part of "The Lonely Hearts Club", however.

I am not a victim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 02:00 AM (6gk0M)

I couldn't imagine owned a tanning salon and not throwing the dick around. You're a better man than me, lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 02:03 AM (aMlLZ)

752 Here's a news story that has, literally, everything in it:

-- corrupt Democrat activists
-- Muslim medical marijuana money-manipulators (seriously)
-- crooked lawyers
-- criminal union politicians
-- a peek into the smoky (pun intended) backrooms of Berkeley politics:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/06/23/ former-chair-cannabis-commission-pleads-guilty-money-laundering/

The sleaze just drips from every single person mentioned in the story. They told us that if California legalized marijuana, all the crime associated with the drug trade would disappear.

Uh huh.

Instead, now we get white-collar crime in addition to gang-violence crime.

Posted by: zombie


Love that second line! It's worthy of JJ's M list, when thingy was President.


Martin Kaufman who was connected to the Blüm dispensary in Oakland. Kaufman's wife, Salwa Ibrahim, was one of the applicants for a new medical cannabis dispensary in Berkeley.

Weird. I assume "Kaufman" is Jewish, by his name. Is Jewish-men-marrying-Muslim-woman a thing? Like with Anthony Weiner and Huma? This world is getting too bizarre for me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 02:05 AM (xAvrH)

753 you call, i'll haul.




Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:03 AM (6Da5j)

Oh Heartless, you crack me up!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 02:05 AM (Id9+8)

754 you call, i'll haul.


Posted by: redc1c4

We're Eastbound and down
https://youtu.be/S3_1kMgBuMA

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 02:05 AM (5YBu8)

755 ...and being willing to not change my habits too much."

when you find that one, don't say anything: they will kick her out of the Chick Club if they find out,


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:06 AM (6Da5j)

756 Ugh, I gotta call it a night. Thanks for the laughs tonight, Hordelings!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 02:07 AM (Id9+8)

757 when you find that one, don't say anything: they will kick her out of the Chick Club if they find out,




Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:06 AM (6Da5j)

Oh well fuck that noise, they already clamor for my ovaries, the bitches.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 02:08 AM (Id9+8)

758 746 Zombie, that stuff does work, but only to a point. In high allergen environments I have to augment with another med. I am using generic fexofenadine (zyertec)

In prime pollen season I am miserable anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot


True, Azelastine doesn't miraculously get rid of all post-nasal drip and the histamine reaction -- it just noticeably decreases it to a tolerable level.

I had post-nasl drip pretty bad for a while too, and NOTHING helped. Azelastine came along, and it transformed a miserable problem into a minor background annoyance. That's all I could hope for, and I got it.

Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 02:08 AM (DQ4Fv)

759 Granted, the last two weeks I could go out on the highway outside of town and watch dust devils of pollen rise off the grass seed fields. I also work in a building with black smears coming out of the A/C ducts.

That which does not kill us makes us want to blubber and howl and scrub our faces on the carpet like a dog with a face-full of skunk

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 02:12 AM (mkDpn)

760 Is Jewish-men-marrying-Muslim-woman a thing? Like with Anthony Weiner and Huma? This world is getting too bizarre for me.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear a


Yes, it is indeed a "thing" for self-hating left-wing Jewish moonbat douchebags to marry or hook up with a Muslim chick if they can find one to play along with the charade. It's a unique form of progressive "sexual virtue signaling" to show how cool you are by literally sleeping with the enemy.

Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 02:13 AM (DQ4Fv)

761 We're Eastbound and down

https://youtu.be/S3_1kMgBuMA

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 02:05 AM (5YBu
I remember it more like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRwQjTYfGI

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:13 AM (6hUAo)

762 But if you're gonna see a doctor anyway, ask for a prescription of Azelastine -- you won't regret it.


Azelastine is wonderful, I just haven't gone to a doctor in a long while to get a new prescription for it. And it's kinda pricey, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 02:14 AM (Tnhbr)

763 I remember it more like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRwQjTYfGI
Posted by: X-ray

You sumbitch! I got the evidence!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 02:18 AM (5YBu8)

764 when you find that one, don't say anything: they will kick her out of the Chick Club if they find out, "

Pretty much why I don't leave the house to hunt.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:20 AM (6hUAo)

765 Oh FFS, the goddamned fire alarm in our building just went off.

There's never a fire.

The cat is under the bed and I'm not falling asleep while that thing is going.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 02:21 AM (Id9+8)

766 couldn't imagine owned a tanning salon and not throwing the dick around.

If you forget where you threw it, it can leave some oddly shaped pale patches on the clientele.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 02:24 AM (6FqZa)

767 the house,
the house,
the house is on fire...


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:26 AM (6Da5j)

768
couldn't imagine owned a tanning salon and not throwing the dick around.



If you forget where you threw it, it can leave some oddly shaped pale patches on the clientele.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 02:24 AM (6FqZa)

And some 18 year payments.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:27 AM (6hUAo)

769 F*ck - I forgot - zombie, if you are still here, I recall a few years back you had an excellent article about the mechanics of gerrymandering and redistricting.

I have not been able to re-find it. Can you please, please, please repost the link. If you do, I'll put on a red dress and stick my thingy in the exhaust pipe of a car, and then you can post the photo and the horde will see how grotesque I am.

Thanks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 02:31 AM (xAvrH)

770 Daughter is gonna be pissed if I show up late to replace her broken water heater. So good night all.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:31 AM (6hUAo)

771 true story: when i was at Ft Slam (E/187 Med Bn) for 81Q school, the idiot children would set off the fire alarm so they could sneak into formation and not get busted for bed check.

being an old Soldier, i started taking my pillow and blanket down with me (spares, i never used my made up bunk, because lazy) and cop some Zs, or at least doze, behind the formation while they tried to figure out WTF was going on.

pretty soon, there were a few of us back there, until the day a drill came by and had a shit fit.

"What were you thinking???"

"that i'm Infantry and i can fall asleep anywhere?"

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:31 AM (6Da5j)

772 91 Q, not 81, you idiot.

Zombie repoasted that link just the other day: it's on PJ media, not zombie.com.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:33 AM (6Da5j)

773 pretty soon, there were a few of us back there, until the day a drill came by and had a shit fit.

"What were you thinking???"

"that i'm Infantry and i can fall asleep anywhere?"

Not why are you sleeping. What are you doing with a FUCKING PILLOW?

Posted by: Drill Sergeant at June 24, 2017 02:39 AM (6hUAo)

774 Zombie repoasted that link just the other day: it's on PJ media, not zombie.com.

Posted by: redc1c4


Got it! Bookmarked it! Thank you red.

My condolences for living in CA. I live in Nassau County, LI, NY, which I suspect will degenerate to CA one day, so I'd appreciate your condolences as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 02:39 AM (xAvrH)

775 de nada.... and i feel yo pain

CA used to be teh aw35()me... now it just sucks, except for the weather, most days.

BTW: i emailed you last weekend, following up on the link from the previous ONT (i was too fried/in pain to respond that night)

did you get it?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:46 AM (6Da5j)

776 769 F*ck - I forgot - zombie, if you are still here, I recall a few years back you had an excellent article about the mechanics of gerrymandering and redistricting.

I have not been able to re-find it. Can you please, please, please repost the link. If you do, I'll put on a red dress and stick my thingy in the exhaust pipe of a car, and then you can post the photo and the horde will see how grotesque I am.

Thanks.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


I posted the links on the thread you asked for them, a few days ago! You must have missed them. Here they are again:

https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2010/11/10
/gerrymandering-101/?singlepage=true

https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2010/11/11/
the-top-ten-most-gerrymandered-congressional
-districts-in-the-united-states/?singlepage=true

(remove space in URL)

Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 02:53 AM (DQ4Fv)

777 640 Why did the Braves have a new stadium built? The "old" one was what, 20 years or something? That doesn't seem that old for a stadium. Was it falling apart already?
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (HCqAo)

This is America. IF THE BUILDING IS 20 YEARS OLD, IT MUST BE TORN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 02:54 AM (eq0EU)

778 This is America. IF THE BUILDING IS 20 YEARS OLD, IT MUST BE TORN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 02:54 AM (eq0EU)


Torn down?

It has to be blown up in an extravaganza!

Posted by: The Explody Hat at June 24, 2017 02:56 AM (vBeA5)

779 Night all.

Here is an ONT favorit: "Flower Travelin' Man" by Earthless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmyqAv96OE8

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 24, 2017 03:02 AM (vBeA5)

780 (remove space in URL)

Posted by: zombie


Thank you. Bookmarked it this time. This should be required reading for every moron. It should be in the side bar as a permanent link.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 03:05 AM (xAvrH)

781 778 This is America. IF THE BUILDING IS 20 YEARS OLD, IT MUST BE TORN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 02:54 AM (eq0EU)

Torn down?

It has to be blown up in an extravaganza!
Posted by: The Explody Hat at June 24, 2017 02:56 AM (vBeA5)

HOWEVER IT'S DONE!!!! WE CANNOT TOLERATE HAVING STRUCTURES 20 YEARS OLD OR OLDER IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!

(And if it bankrupts local governments, well, so be it.)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 03:07 AM (eq0EU)

782 It has to be blown up in an extravaganza!
Posted by: The Explody Hat at June 24, 2017 02:56 AM (vBeA5)

HOWEVER IT'S DONE!!!! WE CANNOT TOLERATE HAVING STRUCTURES 20 YEARS OLD OR OLDER IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!

(And if it bankrupts local governments, well, so be it.)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 03:07 AM (eq0EU)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coYieIF8I5M

Posted by: Megumin at June 24, 2017 03:15 AM (vBeA5)

783 "Lost in the Cold Sun" by Earthless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HITHygbE_BA

Posted by: The Nighttime Hat at June 24, 2017 03:27 AM (vBeA5)

784
778 This is America. IF THE BUILDING IS 20 YEARS OLD, IT MUST BE TORN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 02:54 AM (eq0EU)

Torn down?

It has to be blown up in an extravaganza!
Posted by: The Explody Hat at June 24, 2017 02:56 AM (vBeA5)

Kingdome. Best implosion ever.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 24, 2017 03:36 AM (e1mEI)

785 Mornin'

A drummer friend turned me on to this teenage girl drummer's FB page. Wowza! She's good.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7s3yp5q

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 24, 2017 03:44 AM (ul9CR)

786 The full album "Long Distance Trip" by Samsara Blues Experiment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vpOHq8bkzA

Posted by: The Even More Nighttime Hat at June 24, 2017 03:45 AM (vBeA5)

787 i'm going to bed before dawn, for a change.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 04:04 AM (Fu+pp)

788 Thats ok I'm still getting up before the sun, Azerbaijan Grand Prix is on at 6am though not sure of channel and havd chores to do first.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 04:16 AM (Ot7+c)

789 314 but he can take it to black with no lights

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (IV4VS)

He can't use real black lights because that might embarrass the cat owners.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (rZ+mb)


Some of us cat owners have a black light for that express purpose.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 04:18 AM (sdi6R)

790 I fell asleep early but now I'm woke.

Fell asleep, passed out, whatevs.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 04:23 AM (sdi6R)

791 Just checked. No EMT thread yet.

*twiddles thumbs*
*drinks*

Thank God it's Saturday. It would suck having to go to work in a few hours.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 04:57 AM (sdi6R)

792 Amazing sunrise here on the shores of Lake Ontario. Ripply-clouds, pink and red.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 24, 2017 05:19 AM (ul9CR)

793 Absolutely pouring here now and has been raining for few hours

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:21 AM (Ot7+c)

794 793 Absolutely pouring here now and has been raining for few hours
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:21 AM (Ot7+c)


Any day without lawn mowing is a good day.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 05:34 AM (sdi6R)

795 Lots of rain in ETEX with much thunder and lightning. Only one cat, Monkeyboy, came in for breakfast. Off to work this morning, comrades.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2017 05:40 AM (zLDYs)

796 My lawn tractor isn't cutting, got to figure out what its issue is

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:41 AM (Ot7+c)

797 Beautiful cool day here. I opened up the sliding door, and have a Robin yelling full out. Jeez those things can be loud when they're about 15 feet away!

Posted by: Bruce at June 24, 2017 05:41 AM (8ikIW)

798 Did see a fox when I was out.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:46 AM (Ot7+c)

799 EMT Nood

Posted by: Bruce at June 24, 2017 05:51 AM (8ikIW)

800 TRANS Umbilicals now well I never like outies......which piss pot do they use?

Posted by: saf at June 24, 2017 07:50 AM (cS/ge)

"Russia, Russia, Russia!:" Kellyanne Conway Goofs on Indian-Slurring Alisyn Camarotta

Alisyn Camarotta was most recently embarrassed when she asked a girl of Indian descent who'd just won a national spelling bee to spell "confeve," and then, when the girl got it slightly wrong, excused her mistake because "it doesn't have a Sanskrit root, which is what you're probably used to."

The Indian girl in question lives in the United States, speaks English, and wouldn't know Sanskrit even if she lived in India, where less than 1% of the population speaks it as a primary language.

Apart from being an expert on Languages That Indians Don't Really Speak, Camarotta also fancies herself a bit of a "player" in matters of national security and geopolitics.

Posted by: Ace at 08:30 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (PWDVh)

2 On vacation and first!
WooHoo!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (PWDVh)

3 Ace I know its good to rip on the media. But don't a lot of these spelling bee champions win not because they know how to spell the word from memory but because they learn what the spelling of a pronounced word is based on the origin of the word? Not like there are a lot of Sanskrit roots in English anyways though. So I guess fuck em.

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (z/Ubi)

4 Almost thought I was first

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (Ot7+c)

5 How do you say Russia in Sanskrit?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (PWDVh)

6 Wearing glasses does not make you smart.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (hZ+us)

7 Can we get back to discussing hickeys?

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM (z/Ubi)

8 Election Hacks. What the hell does that mean?

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (hZ+us)

9 Well either way won't be to far down, its nap time. Got things to do before F-1 Qualifying at 6am.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (Ot7+c)

10 Can someone hack the chryon to say Election Hickeys?

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (hZ+us)

11 And all this time I though covfefe was a fake word. Now you tell me it is a real word, that has a real, official spelling?

Why it's getting to the point where you can't tell fake news from real news any more. I do declare.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (m9X4Y)

12 Thank god its Trump in the WH. Anyone else who had knocked off Shrillary would be going crazy now. Trump knows how to troll the FNM but good (and I think he even enjoys it at times) and Trump is good at and enjoys going direct to the people with twitter and rallies.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (eASYU)

13 She should just give the Yondu response

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (RrhD2)

14 Senator Warren, could you spell "confeve" in Cherokee please?

Posted by: Alisyn Camarotta at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (qJhUV)

15 Do these people get a lobotomy when they leave Fox?

Posted by: ChupaMe at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (irEaO)

16 How do you spell "confeve" again?

Posted by: Henny Penny at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (BO/km)

17 That's all you guys talk about is Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

Posted by: Jan Brady at June 23, 2017 08:30 PM (WwFyb)

18 Cough, cough. Cough what?

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (bc2Lc)

19 Alisyn Camarotta was most recently embarrassed when she asked a girl of Indian descent who'd just won a national spelling bee to spell "confeve," and then, when the girl got it slightly wrong, excused her mistake because "it doesn't have a Sanskrit root, which is what you're probably used to."

First, I doubt that it's possible to embarrass a member of the media. If it were, they'd all have dropped dead by now, or would at least be claiming that they were tranny whores giving BJs for $0.50 a pop. Anything to salvage a little self-respect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

20 Fuck CNN

Posted by: Killerdog at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (avagT)

21 14
Senator Warren, could you spell "confeve" in Cherokee please?


Posted by: Alisyn Camarotta at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (qJhUV)


Try spelling it in Gypsy or Tramp.

Posted by: Cher at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (n3hky)

22 Even with Trump in the WH it is just insane how the FNM and the commie deep staters are giving Putin just they say what he wanted by trying to make folks think the election was tampered with and thus undermine confidence in the U.S. democratic process. Thank god only braindead Dems believe the FNM but there are still quite a lot of those Dem zombies and many are high functioning in other areas of their lives.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (eASYU)

23 Naughty chicks with geeky, fake spectacles needs spankings for being naughty. Film posted to Instagram.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (/HfBH)

24 Senator Warren, could you spell "confeve" in Cherokee please?


Easy. Anything will do, since the Cherokees didn't have a written language. "Oral tradition," and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

25 I saw what was probably that video on Fox earlier. Allison C was fishing with the wrong bait. Dope

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (ILitO)

26 and Keith Oldermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (ILitO)

27 Don't see any hickeys.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (fiGNd)

28 Kellyanne!

Posted by: MKZ in VA at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (tkZ2O)

29 Their blouses are covering up . . . hickeys?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (JyFLk)

30 Wow, Kellanne's neck is definitely hickeyable.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (yOqwj)

31 I bought a bottle of covfefe and my ass is higher than roofers boots.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 23, 2017 08:34 PM (avagT)

32 I thought that Covfefe was simply short for
Clinton Ordered Vince Foster Executed, Faked Evidence

Posted by: Chelseas freckled red haired vag at June 23, 2017 08:34 PM (hy43O)

33 You wouldn't be expected to spell "hickey" correctly, as it has a Peruvian root.

Posted by: Alysin Choomalotta at June 23, 2017 08:34 PM (Tyii7)

34 Happy vacation, diogenes. Mine ends tomorrow.

Sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 08:34 PM (80X3Z)

35 and I want to see actual evidence that Putin personally directed his people to try and defeat Hillary.

Someone ask Putin how he feels about Trump pushing cheap energy policies that are costing Russia billions in foreign exchange.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (ILitO)

36 >>>8 Election Hacks. What the hell does that mean?

Exactly.
1. A "hack" of the "election" would technically mean someone manipulating vote data. That did not happen.
2. Russia sought to manipulate public opinion. Trolls and twitter bots. Fake news sites. This happened, but we do the same thing all over the world. It is not "hacking," it is classic propaganda.
3. Somebody phished Podesta's emails. That was a hack of sorts, but not of the "election"

Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (n1x/t)

37 Last time I did covfefe ... I got higher than a giraffe's pussy.

Hickey'd this chic in all the right places.

We demolished a box of Little Debbie's afterwards.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:36 PM (fiGNd)

38 Question for the Horde: how do you cover up a covfefe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (SRKgf)

39 Cry Covfefe! And let slip the hickeys of war!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (0mRoj)

40 24 Senator Warren, could you spell "confeve" in Cherokee please?


Easy. Anything will do, since the Cherokees didn't have a written language. "Oral tradition," and all that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

I could really get into some of that " oral tradition" myself, but only if chief Warren was a few stares away!

Posted by: B. Clinton at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (avagT)

41 38 Question for the Horde: how do you cover up a covfefe?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (SRKgf)


Take the top off an Oatmeal Cream Pie ... smear that shit right in there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (fiGNd)

42 Trump has amazed me with how much he's gotten done and how good he is at playing the FNM.

Even for him I think its a long shot but maybe he can pull off a jujitsu move and get the non-radical Dems demanding paper copies of ballots, voter ID and etc to
'prevent the KGB from recruiting folks to vote in the name of the dead and never shows' on voter rolls to tilt elections and so on.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (eASYU)

43 Dems need to shut up about Russia influencing the election. How many of us thought that Trump was going to win? Election day was a sad day for me until the returns began to come in and it began to appear that Trump might win

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (ILitO)

44 38-

With a fig leaf.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (80X3Z)

45 Hickeys, hacks.... starting to sound homo. Don't play with fire it will lead you where you should not go. Beware of darkness.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (qJ+iT)

46 >> Wearing glasses does not make you smart.

Does too!

Posted by: Marie Harf at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

47 didnt the Cherokee cook up their own syllabary?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (FJM5p)

48 Can we get back to discussing hickeys?
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM
~~~~~

We had a hickey thread and I missed it? Damn! I have a good hickey story.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (HiDrR)

49 Alisyn Camarotta? Who? Should I even care to know?

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (88xKn)

50 I think that is often the best way to handle these deadly earnest members of American Pravda-Laugh at them and make fun of them-all the while with a smile on your face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (qES5k)

51 The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to duck.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (7vGuX)

52 37 Last time I did covfefe ... I got higher than a giraffe's pussy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:36 PM


I was in a saloon once when a giraffe walked in.

He strode up to the bar, and announced "The highballs are on me!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (DMUuz)

53 I remember when Camerota used to be on Fox, back when I watched Fox. She actually seemed competent then. Was she adept at masking her incompetence then, or was she once a good reporter who was required to get a frontal lobotomy upon hiring by CNN?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (eq0EU)

54 Is this the Camarotta chick that's used to be on FOX some years back?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (aMlLZ)

55 Easy. Anything will do, since the Cherokees didn't have a written language. "Oral tradition," and all that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

Ahem.

Posted by: Sequoyah at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (48QDY)

56 >> Wearing glasses does not make you smart.

Mock her for trying to mimic Sarah Palin.

Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (XoldI)

57 Conway should have asked anyone at CNN to spell 'unbiased'. That's a word they don't know.

Posted by: Chelseas freckled red haired vag at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (hy43O)

58 Alisyn's comment cant be racist because it was uttered on CNN.

Rememberberry a few years ago the Paste Eater also made a dumb racist comment about Indian people, something about 7-11 stores, which was promptly minimzed and ignored.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (EZebt)

59 Did kelly anne really tell camerota to suck it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)

60 >>>Question for the Horde: how do you cover up a covfefe?<<<

Grandma used a poultice of linseed flax, marijuana buds and shredded carrot in a cheese cloth moistened with white lightning.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (/HfBH)

61 A covfefe, a hickey and a giraffe walk into a bar...

Posted by: Alysin Choomalotta at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

62
2. Russia sought to manipulate public opinion. Trolls and twitter bots. Fake news sites. This happened, but we do the same thing all over the world. It is not "hacking," it is classic propaganda.

It's the 21st century version of Radio Moscow vs Voice of America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

63 "And all this time I though covfefe was a fake word. Now you tell me it is a real word, that has a real, official spelling?"

------------

It is whatever the media say it is, everything else is just a construct. And we rubes should get with the program.

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (U5yng)

64 He strode up to the bar, and announced "The highballs are on me!"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (DMUuz)

*golf clap*

I'm out ... but I'm going to leave my drink right here. If you see any old chics drop a roofie in it ... tell 'em to make it a double.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

65 It's so f*cking great that this is all they have. I'll say it again:

It's refreshing to have a president who prefers showing people he's smart over telling people he's smart.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (c2K1w)

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

67 I remember when Camerota used to be on Fox, back when I watched Fox. She actually seemed competent then. Was she adept at masking her incompetence then, or was she once a good reporter who was required to get a frontal lobotomy upon hiring by CNN?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (eq0EU)


Damn , I just asked if that was the same chick. I was wondering the same damn thing. WTF kind of shit did they put her through? Its like some body else is wearing her meat suit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (aMlLZ)

68 re 42: paper ballots can make cheating easier. how many time was a Repub victory turned into a Dem victory because the Dems "found" a couple of boxes of uncounted ballots in inner city (read "Dem") districts? Cheating will go at least until we get serious voter ID laws, and even then cheating will go on.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (ILitO)

69 Even for him I think its a long shot but maybe he can pull off a jujitsu move and get the non-radical Dems demanding paper copies of ballots, voter ID and etc to
'prevent the KGB from recruiting folks to vote in the name of the dead and never shows' on voter rolls to tilt elections and so on.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (eASYU)


If anyone can do it, it's The Donald.

I suspect the Reds even now have not grasped who/what they're dealing with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

70 Hah ... and the Barrel for me. Fantastic.

Perfect ending to a Perfectly Shitty Day.

Cannonball !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM (fiGNd)

71
An enterprising soul could make some sweet coin by setting Covfefe Coffee Shops. Feel free to proceed...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM (pNxlR)

72 56 >> "Wearing glasses does not make you smart.

Mock her for trying to mimic Sarah Palin."

Her Perkiness, Katie Couric, wore glasses to give herself more intellectual heft as well. Not that there was intellectualism in her brain (she has made plain again and again and again that critical thinking is just not her thing) but still...

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM (eq0EU)

73 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (fiGNd)


Too late.

Embrace The Barrel.

BE the Barrel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM (SRKgf)

74 Barrels are on the giraffe.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (c2K1w)

75 This one weird hicky hack will leave you breathless!

Posted by: Henny Penny at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (BO/km)

76 Hickey....on my shoulderrrrrrr makes me happy...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (0mRoj)

77 and I want to see actual evidence that Putin personally directed his people to try and defeat Hillary.

Someone ask Putin how he feels about Trump pushing cheap energy policies that are costing Russia billions in foreign exchange.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (ILitO)

I think the real truth behind this Russia obsession is that the Dems paid Putin to stop Trump, and he took their money, and did nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (XUcIQ)

78 'Alisyn Camarotta'? Just the name caused my BS detector to move to half scale.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (kUfFq)

79 Her Perkiness, Katie Couric, wore glasses to give herself more intellectual heft as well.

She's got the approximate IQ of an artichoke. Glasses or no glasses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (SRKgf)

80 The hickey is falling!

Posted by: Turkey Lurkey at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (IqV8l)

81 ScroggDog, come to me. It's Friday night, and I ain't got nobody.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (DMUuz)

82 I think the real truth behind this Russia obsession is that the Dems paid Putin to stop Trump, and he took their money, and did nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (XUcIQ)



Wait - are you saying Democrats spend unwisely??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (SRKgf)

83 54 "Is this the Camarotta chick that's used to be on FOX some years back?"

The same. I think both she and Kiran Chetry (another reporter who jumped ship from Fox to CNN) had to either get frontal lobotomies or take stupid pills to work at CNN as part of their contracts.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (eq0EU)

84 I'm fucking shocked. Camarotta went from a somewhat bubbly cool chick into a blond Rachel madcow. The left is indeed the frigging BORG.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (aMlLZ)

85 Did you know you can backstroke through this shit down here ?

And the shit kinda' touches you as you go by. Clenched ass-cheeks are key.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (fiGNd)

86 The roofies in the barrel were with the compliments of Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (/HfBH)

87 Well, Camarotta is from Jersey, so she's been indoctrinated since birth. Showing her true colors now--she hid them on FOX.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (HiDrR)

88 78 'Alisyn Camarotta'? Just the name caused my BS detector to move to half scale.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (kUfFq)


More like "Fica-Rota" which is Italian. Loosely translated means "rotten fig," and fig is an expression for hoo-hoo.

And she ain't no Ashleigh Banfield.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)

89
Set the Wayback Machine to 2006 --

"I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking," Biden said.

That Joe, what a card!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

90 Ditching Liawatha's ancestor's sock.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (48QDY)

91 Hah ... and the Barrel for me. Fantastic.
Perfect ending to a Perfectly Shitty Day.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM


You got hickeyed, too?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (DMUuz)

92 77-

If that's what happened, that's fucking comedy gold right there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (80X3Z)

93 The 80's called and wants their foreign policy back.

Fucktard.

Posted by: Not Bobby Flay at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (wmjp8)

94 Downside of the Barrel ... No Beer.

Upside of the Barrel ... As toxic as this shit is, who needs Beer ?

Marco ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (fiGNd)

95 84 The left is indeed the frigging BORG.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (aMlLZ)


"Why do you hate me so?"

- - Bjorn Borg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

96 Alisyn, you have to tap the heels of your ruby slippers together three times while repeating 'Russia, Russia, Russia'. BTW, watch out for falling houses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:49 PM (OdK9v)

97 One of the sexiest MILFs I know puts on glasses because she actually needs them to read and such. She has these sort of goofy looking rectangular jobs that still look great because she will put them on briefly, look sort of embarrassed about having to wear them, then occasionally look over them as she's talking to you.

They make her even more attractive because they're worn so honestly.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (c2K1w)

98 *Grandma used a poultice of linseed flax, marijuana buds and shredded carrot in a cheese cloth moistened with white lightning.
Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (/HfBH)*

Paging bluebell. Bluebell to the white courtesy phone.

BCocharan has submitted his chili recipe.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (OKpu1)

99 Hah! The girl on OANN just signed off with "God bless you." Nice.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (HiDrR)

100 Clenched ass-cheeks are key.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM


Righty-tighty.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (DMUuz)

101 oh I say, scogg, you got barrel spooge all over my new waistcoat.

Posted by: rich lowry at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (FJM5p)

102 76 Hickey....on my shoulderrrrrrr makes me happy...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (0mRoj)
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Nice. We need to keep this up through the ONT. Long past when her hickey actually fades.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (QGoUX)

103
More like "Fica-Rota" which is Italian. Loosely translated means "rotten fig," and fig is an expression for hoo-hoo.


That harkens back to my favorite strung-together name: Contessa Brewer's Yeast Infection.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

104 Camarotta got a little ticked at Kellyanne and the claws came out. Meow!

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (nvMvs)

105 Her Perkiness, Katie Couric, wore glasses to give herself more intellectual heft as well.
-----------

Heh. Geraldo had butt flesh implanted in his forehead to make him look brainy. He is now a literal butthead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (OdK9v)

106
Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Mushroom Mushroom

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (iFZVz)

107
On an episode of 77 Sunset Strip, they had this hot gal they wanted to make look prim and proper, a librarian/literary type. They put these glasses on her, and they were some of those funky '50s types, called "cat eye" glasses, I think.

Anyway, it was so damned hot I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (8O3HH)

108 "2. Russia sought to manipulate public opinion. Trolls and twitter bots. Fake news sites. This happened, but we do the same thing all over the world. It is not "hacking," it is classic propaganda."

---------

I can think of three instances where Obama tried to influence an election or referendum outcome. He promoted the remain side in the Brexit referendum, he worked against Netanyahu's side in Israeli election and he sent election and propaganda consultants to Australia to help their leftist party.

It is heartening though that he had as little success in those countries as with his advocacy of Hillary last year.

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (U5yng)

109 Alisyn usedta be hawt. She has had work done.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (EZebt)

110 Well, Camarotta is from Jersey, so she's been indoctrinated since birth. Showing her true colors now--she hid them on FOX.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (HiDrR)


I'm from frigging jersey, and to me Attila the hun was a pussy. lol

Only the shithole cities here are borg, the rest is pretty much red state. I wonder what part she's from?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (aMlLZ)

111 Hate to break this to you rich ... that shit ain't spooge.

A good dry-cleaner can remove spooge.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (fiGNd)

112 Nice. We need to keep this up through the ONT. Long past when her hickey actually fades.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (QGoUX)

We're going to make Elle's hickey HQ lore, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (0mRoj)

113 Real truth behind Russia:

Someone on an earlier thread made a great point. Russia cut off adoptions to The Gays. Now, and only now, are they the enemy. Nuclear war level enemy.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (c2K1w)

114 she should have had a henna hickey put on before she went with the real thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (0wem/)

115 Okay, I haven't read all the posts yet, but I could not find confeve in the Webster, Dictionary.com, or Oxford dictionary sites. Is this a word, or a typo?

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (lIZQs)

116 MARK THIS DAY!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM (0wem/)

117 114 she should have had a henna hickey put on before she went with the real thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (0wem/)

Crossing the memes can result in complete protonic reversal.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM (0mRoj)

118 We're going to make Elle's hickey HQ lore, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (0mRoj)

Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM (XUcIQ)

119 Only the shithole cities here are borg, the rest is pretty much red state. I wonder what part she's from?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
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I thought all NJ locations were ID'd by exit number.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (OdK9v)

120 Putin wanted Trump to win because he thought that Trump was lying when he said he wanted to keep energy prices cheap.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (ILitO)

121 I'm pretty sure ... if I just sack-up and dive to the bottom of the Barrel ... I can get a whole-body Hickey.

Fuck it ... I'm going for it. What's the worst that could happen ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

122 I'm from frigging jersey, and to me Attila the hun was a pussy. lol

Only the shithole cities here are borg, the rest is pretty much red state. I wonder what part she's from?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (aMlLZ)

I visited Trenton years ago to visit the state capitol. The grounds themselves are very well taken care of, and the building itself is a sight to behold.

Go just one street over and there are rows upon rows of crackhouses.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (eq0EU)

123 116 MARK THIS DAY!
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM (0wem/)
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She already did!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (QGoUX)

124 first the hickey



then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vse1Dp3AS4U

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (0wem/)

125 'Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?'

I understand she got a hickey.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (BO/km)

126
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

Posted by: Jan Brady at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (r+sAi)

127 Re: carrot chili

I saw a food show recently where the hosts visited a very popular old burger chain in California. Tommy's IIRC. The representative was discussing the famous chili burgers and dogs and mentioned the chili had carrots in it.

Any of the Horde familiar?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (c2K1w)

128 and I like Allyson Camerata with those glasses, she reminds me of Eva Angeline.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (ILitO)

129 Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM


So well she got a hickey on her lower shoulder is the report so far.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (DMUuz)

130 Only the shithole cities here are borg, the rest is pretty much red state. I wonder what part she's from?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM
~~~~~

She's from Shrewsbury (Monmouth) I believe. And I agree, Jersey's got a lot of red areas. Monmouth (me) and Ocean pretty consistently vote Republican, as well as a number of other counties in the northwest and south.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (HiDrR)

131 What's the worst that could happen ?

You could get stuck to the drain.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (BO/km)

132 Has anyone ever been to the Night Market in Queens? It is right by Citi Field and looks like a lot of good, reasonably priced food.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (PUmDY)

133 Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?'

I understand she got a hickey.
Posted by: f'd at June




it was a sally fields moment "they like me they like me they really like me/ hey what the fuck are you doing get off me. you gave me a fucking hickey!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (0wem/)

134 Alison was born in Shrewsbury, NJ I don't know how long she lived there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (qES5k)

135 Our political system has become just one big flame thread.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (IDPbH)

136 So well she got a hickey on her lower shoulder is the report so far.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---------

I refuse to believe that L,Elle has upper and lower shoulders.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (OdK9v)

137 I wish I had a hickey.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (BO/km)

138
93 The 80's called and wants their foreign policy back.

Fucktard.

Posted by: Not Bobby Flay at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (wmjp

The response should have been "You're damn right I want 80s foreign policy - IT FUCKING WORKED!!!"

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (eq0EU)

139 is lower shoulder known in some circles as upper boob?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (0wem/)

140 I'm not expert but I would think that carrots in chili would add a bit of sweetness and texture that might be good if you were putting it on a shitty hot dog.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (ILitO)

141 Seek not the depths of the Barrel.

Even such as I never dated it.

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred at June 23, 2017 08:58 PM (FJM5p)

142 "Damn , I just asked if that was the same chick. I was wondering the same damn thing. WTF kind of shit did they put her through? Its like some body else is wearing her meat suit."

-----------

Mouth for hire.

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2017 08:58 PM (U5yng)

143 *dared it.

... until now

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred at June 23, 2017 08:58 PM (FJM5p)

144 "Knows Absolutely Nothing About Anything"

Ace has nailed the elites, media and otherwise, for all time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 08:59 PM (i81II)

145
Did someone say Hickey?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkic1o57Kjo

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 08:59 PM (iFZVz)

146 More like "Fica-Rota" which is Italian. Loosely translated means "rotten fig," and fig is an expression for hoo-hoo.

And she ain't no Ashleigh Banfield.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)



From round about where my lot came from fico is fig or fig tree and fica is c*nt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)

147
I saw a food show recently where the hosts visited a very popular old burger chain in California. Tommy's IIRC. The representative was discussing the famous chili burgers and dogs and mentioned the chili had carrots in it.

Any of the Horde familiar?
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (c2K1w)



My saintly mother always put celery in chili, as do I, of course. Anyone else?

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (lIZQs)

148 The question that must be asked now: Is the left a religion?

Ace previous post on Continetti seems to point to that. Considering most of the media is left wing it should not be surprising they are proselytizing and defending their faith on TV and in newspapers. Just like the rest of their "church" does on college campuses and in the entertainment industry.

Do they choose their faith over facts if it contradicts the faith? Answer: Yes

Do they see criticism and disagreement of their faith as something motivated by evil? Answer: Yes

The only things they are missing is a god, but Obama is darn near the messiah to these people.

One more proof: Just look how they cried and looked ghost white on election night. It was like they had seen the devil.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (MuTTO)

149 77 I think the real truth behind this Russia obsession is that the Dems paid Putin to stop Trump, and he took their money, and did nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (XUcIQ)


I hadn't thought of that but it makes as much sense as anything else.

The idea that Putin helped Trump win the election because he thought Hillary would be too tough on Russia is just unbelievable.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (nvMvs)

150 re 137: if I only had a brain

Posted by: keith olbermann at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (ILitO)

151 Speaking of glasses and hotness, does anyone remember the very first Rocky when Stallone backs the dorky, greasy, mousey Adrian up against the wall, takes the barrettes out of her hair, removes the cat's eyes glasses and--voilla!--instant hotness!

Posted by: Charles Baba O'Reilly Gibson at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (89VjS)

152 Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?'

It went very well and she got a lot of compliments but now lots of people want to be her friend (I'm guessing on FB) and she doesn't want to be their friend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (qES5k)

153 re 148: yes.

Posted by: keith olbermann at June 23, 2017 09:01 PM (ILitO)

154
Fickey, hickey.
Hickey, dickey.

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at June 23, 2017 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

155 My saintly mother always put celery in chili, as do I, of course. Anyone else?
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First it's carrots and now celery???? WTF!!! Has everyone gone insane?!?!?!?

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 09:01 PM (kufk0)

156 You guys are making me laugh with these hickey memes..poor L'Elle! Still I think there has to be an interesting story behind how she got a hickey.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (gcme+)

157 Re: celery

Never in anything. Not even Thanksgiving dressing. I like the flavor well enough, but the texture is unpleasant to me. It's the only food I'm like that with, too.

It's a shame because it really adds a lot to chicken soups.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (c2K1w)

158 There's been a nood for half an hour? Well, knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

159 "It was like they had seen the devil."

Imagine a pudding cup being raised to a pair of human testes... FOREVER

Posted by: O'Brien at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (FJM5p)

160
127
Re: carrot chili



I saw a food show recently where the hosts visited a very popular
old burger chain in California. Tommy's IIRC. The representative was
discussing the famous chili burgers and dogs and mentioned the chili had
carrots in it.



Any of the Horde familiar?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (c2K1w)







I've eaten at Tommy's twice, at two different locations.

The chili tastes like Alpo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (iFZVz)

161 We need a national conversation about employing dumb people.

Maybe we can come with some sort of national guaranteed income for dummies so they can just sit home dummying it up and being dumb. You know, so they're not employed in things that might be kinda important. They can't sit some soaking in their dumb mindthoughts eating applesauce with a fork with a cork on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (4ErVI)

162 I refuse to believe that L,Elle has upper and lower shoulders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM


Ok, Mr. Smartychaps, on the lower portion of her shoulder. Reports of additional hickeys, lower down and presumably less ocularly detectable, have not been verified.

OTOH, since none of us have actually seen L, Elle, it's not without possibility that she has four or more arms, is it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:03 PM (DMUuz)

163 She's from Shrewsbury (Monmouth) I believe. And I agree, Jersey's got a lot of red areas. Monmouth (me) and Ocean pretty consistently vote Republican, as well as a number of other counties in the northwest and south.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (HiDrR)

Shrewsbury huh? Yeah, not understanding what happened to her. Shithead should know better. I have a good amount of relatives in Monmouth. They're all trump people. My uncle says the dems belong in labor camps. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 09:03 PM (aMlLZ)

164 Yo, Shrewsbury is in Shropshire.

Damn Yanks. . .

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:04 PM (FJM5p)

165 I've eaten at Tommy's twice, at two different locations.

The chili tastes like Alpo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (iFZVz)



Gary Johnson: Is that anything like A leppo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

166 Alisyn should stick to interviewing people less intelligent than herself....like Democrats and Bernie supporters....second time I've seen her bitch slapped so hard her teeth rattle....

Posted by: concealedkerry or submit at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (kHv/o)

167 has Johnny Depp pleaded guilty yet? According to Hillary, a woman should be believed unless Bill Clinton or spinach pancakes are involved.

Posted by: mallfy cloggenstein of rattleburrow VT at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (ILitO)

168
The chili tastes like Alpo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (iFZVz)

Ha. The burger looked really good, but the chili would definitely make or break it.

Aside - I accidentally ate a piece of jerky that ended up being a dog treat once. Extremely waxy. The worst part was thinking of what level of meat product was involved.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (c2K1w)

169 >>>The representative was discussing the famous chili burgers and dogs and mentioned the chili had carrots in it.
Any of the Horde familiar?<<<

I've been to Tommy's and had both the delicious chili dogs and burgers, but I don't recall carrots in the chili. But that means nothing because I may have been drunk at the time.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (/HfBH)

170 7 I think the real truth behind this Russia obsession is that the
Dems paid Putin to stop Trump, and he took their money, and did nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (XUcIQ)




They needed something to retroactively justify their eavesdropping on the Trump campaign, someone remembered Manafort did business with a Russian and Trump himself jokingly asked Russia to "release" ( not hack) Hillary's emails and from such idiotic insignificance we have all kinds of investigations and special counsels.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (89VjS)

171 Good heavens Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (bc2Lc)

172 Carrots and celery in chili is not chili. It's stew.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (IDPbH)

173 Posted by: William Eaton at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (MuTTO)

Pretty much it is, it's secularism which has become their religion, which is why I've said for years that it needs to be removed from the government because we have a separation of church and state in this country.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (4ErVI)

174 Johnny Depp entered a plea of " really coked up at the time, like fuckin' blasted"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (FJM5p)

175 154
Fickey, hickey.
Hickey, dickey.
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at June 23, 2017 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

I Know Why the Caged Hickey Sings

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)

176 Carrots and celery in chili is not chili. It's stew.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June




yep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (0wem/)

177 Ali Cam looks like she has turned into a royal cunt since being at CNN on top of her overt racism.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:07 PM (2qHjF)

178 This Camarotta wench provokes an amusing stir in my loins.

Bring her to me.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler Putin at June 23, 2017 09:07 PM (8O3HH)

179 Aside - I accidentally ate a piece of jerky that ended up being a dog treat once. Extremely waxy. The worst part was thinking of what level of meat product was involved.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (c2K1w)

Reminds me of the Far Side cartoon, where Indians are butchering a buffalo, and come up with some bizarre organ, and have to find a use for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:07 PM (XUcIQ)

180 161 We need a national conversation about employing dumb people.
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Hmmmm....how would we start this conversation??? Oh, I know, we could write, "hey! Dumb-dumb!" on Starbucks cups....

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 09:07 PM (kufk0)

181 My uncle says the dems belong in labor camps. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 09:03 PM (aMlLZ)
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Don't people in labor camps...work?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (QGoUX)

182 Camerotta. That's a sort of babygoat cheese, right? Smells tarty?

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

183 is lower shoulder known in some circles as upper boob?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM


It takes a sensitive and experienced tongue to determine the precise boundary, but amateurs often use the clavicle as an initial demarcation attempt.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (DMUuz)

184 158 There's been a nood for half an hour? Well, knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

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In our defense, we're morons and this thread went almost immediately to hickeys and underboob.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (c2K1w)

185 It's a shame because it really adds a lot to chicken soups.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM
~~~~~

Try celery seed or celery salt in the soup instead. (I don't like celery---too much dental floss in it.)

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 09:09 PM (HiDrR)

186 I've tasted the canned cat food I get from the veterinarian and it's actually pretty good.

The lefties like to talk about poor people reduced to eating pet food because of horrible Republican policies, but pound for pound, pet food is more expensive than human food.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

187 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (IDPbH)

188 Celery salt is a good idea. I forgot it existed. Thanks.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (c2K1w)

189 everyone knows the only thing separating chili from stew is a thin orange line.

that is mine. I made it up. you can use it but I want fucking attribution.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (0wem/)

190 It's a shame because it really adds a lot to chicken soups.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (c2K1w)


Fresh parsley or celery leaves have a similar flavor. You could put these in a mesh bag if this even bothers you.

Btw, my wife is the same way, including onions. But she has gone to thagomizing them in the food processor before cooking.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:11 PM (lIZQs)

191 168 Aside - I accidentally ate a piece of jerky that ended up being a dog treat once. Extremely waxy. The worst part was thinking of what level of meat product was involved.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (c2K1w)


Mercy. I designed a wastewater treatment system for a dog treat factory that backed up to the border with Mexico. I spent the first two days retching.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 09:11 PM (nvMvs)

192 I ate gravy train when I was a kid. I'd like to say by accident but we're all honest here right?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:12 PM (IDPbH)

193 anyone else think the hq history will be marked BH and AH?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:12 PM (0wem/)

194 121 I'm pretty sure ... if I just sack-up and dive to the bottom of the Barrel ... I can get a whole-body Hickey.

Fuck it ... I'm going for it. What's the worst that could happen ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

Barnacles

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2017 09:13 PM (hsZl+)

195 Everybody hates the MSM. Why do they think so highly of themselves? By maliciously lying with every word they speak and treating more than half the county like sub human trash, do they win points in their social circles composed of people that even more people hate?

I don't think I could be in the same room as one of those MSM folks without telling them to choke on a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:13 PM (2qHjF)

196 according to the Talmud, R Isaac and R Schmuel were prepared to fight to the death over whether chicken schmaltz was allowed to contain more than 2 percent garlic. Then they agreed it was a dumb question and they didn't have anything to fight with except salami sandwiches, so they shook hands and went back to the yeshiva. The crowd that had gathered was disappointed so they convinced Pilate to crucify that guy that no one really cared about. And everyone won.

except me.

Posted by: mallfy cloggenstein of rattleburrow VT at June 23, 2017 09:15 PM (ILitO)

197 re the dogfood comment i feel a British public school story coming on...

overheard at our house (as we called our dorms): The wife of the housemaster rang up what passed for Sysco over there. " yes, do ship us a pound of prime rib, and oh yes fifty pounds of meat for the boys"

nothing but the best

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:15 PM (FJM5p)

198 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM


But when they don't, you run the risk of poking your eye out on their shoulder.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

199 187 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (IDPbH)

Kind of like the 32 DD parallel?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2017 09:16 PM (hsZl+)

200 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alisyn_Camerota


Her wiki page is short and brutal. LMFAO.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:16 PM (2qHjF)

201 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June




which way was your hand moving?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)

202
Antenna TV tonight at 9pm central will show the Tonight Show from July 20, 1978. Johnny's guest were Sports figure Bruce Jenner; actor Joe Williams; Ray Johnson; actress Marilu Tolo; Donna Hois



I wonder if he asked Bruce if he's been feeling like himself lately or kind of different

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)

203 Kind of like the 32 DD parallel?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June




hiyo!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)

204 The question that must be asked now: Is the left a religion?
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Yes. Most definitely.

What's really interesting are those leftists who claim to practice an actual religion.

Their leftist beliefs actually supercede the beliefs of the religion they say they adhere to.

Case in point: abortion lovin' Catholics.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (aT+Bx)

205 I don't think I could be in the same room as one of those MSM folks without telling them to choke on a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:13 PM (2qHjF)


Or getting them pregnant?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (tJeKM)

206 Go just one street over and there are rows upon rows of crackhouses.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (eq0EU)


Coordinates?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

207 >>>Fuck it ... I'm going for it. What's the worst that could happen ?

Posted by: ScoggDog<<<

There's a stratification of toxins by mass density that could be reasonably compared to Dante's nine circles of Hell.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (/HfBH)

208 A hickey?!?! Where?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM (2qHjF)

209 Or getting them pregnant?
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I believe that is Paolo's job.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM (aT+Bx)

210 Don't people in labor camps...work?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (QGoUX)


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Did everyone hear that "poor" people are now eligible to get faster internet access than you for about $10/month or so? IIRC all you've got to do to qualify is be on food stamps, medicaid, etc.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM (c2K1w)

211 Did everyone hear that "poor" people are now eligible to get faster internet access than you for about $10/month or so? IIRC all you've got to do to qualify is be on food stamps, medicaid, etc.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM (c2K1w)



It's the reward for being worthless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

212 Or getting them pregnant?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (tJeKM)


That would require having sex with them, right?

No, thanks. I'll pass.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 09:21 PM (nvMvs)

213 187 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.


Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (IDPbH)


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It's shoulders all the way down.

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at June 23, 2017 09:21 PM (c2K1w)

214 I wonder if he asked Bruce if he's been feeling like himself lately or kind of different
Posted by: TheQuietMan

He must be a real player. His closet was stuffed full of broads clothes.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Carson at June 23, 2017 09:22 PM (5YBu8)

215 The Boyz to Men Geico commercial ain't funny even though it contains fart humor. Never really got fart humor. I gave up one of my man cards long ago when I didn't find the fart scene in Blazing Saddles funny.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:22 PM (IDPbH)

216 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM


For The Paolo, this is the line of departure.

Posted by: Paolo at June 23, 2017 09:23 PM (DMUuz)

217 The Boyz to Men Geico commercial ain't funny even though it contains fart humor. Never really got fart humor. I gave up one of my man cards long ago when I didn't find the fart scene in Blazing Saddles funny.
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The worst commerical is the woman sitting the car saying "Brandon" and "Brenden" over and over with different inflections. I think it's a deodorant commercial.

I hate her more than I hate the girl who named her car Brad. And I really hate her.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 09:24 PM (aT+Bx)

218 201 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June




which way was your hand moving?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)

Down. It's the behind , giving a neck massage move.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (IDPbH)

219 You guys are making me laugh with these hickey memes..poor L'Elle! Still I think there has to be an interesting story behind how she got a hickey.
Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (gcme+)

Reality is never as good as Horde imagination. L'Elle is just gonna have to embrace this one.

She. Will. Be. Legend.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (OKpu1)

220 don't think I could be in the same room as one of those MSM folks without telling them to choke on a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:13 PM (2qHjF)

Or getting them pregnant?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (tJeKM

What would Conan do, Tammy? Duh!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (2qHjF)

221 Just for fun, I put "Paolo" in Google Images just to see what popped up. Hardly any of them look the part, but you can find a few.

And, shudder, some of the Paolos are teh gay.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)

222 215
The Boyz to Men Geico commercial ain't funny even though it contains
fart humor. Never really got fart humor. I gave up one of my man cards
long ago when I didn't find the fart scene in Blazing Saddles funny.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:22 PM (IDPbH)


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Same here. My family actively discouraged it and burping as comedy, so I'm pretty immune to it unless it's from a little kid who has just discovered the wonders of it all. They get a pass. It's not the burp/fart that is funny, anyway, but the child's reaction before they do it on purpose for other people.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:26 PM (c2K1w)

223 I believe that is Paolo's job.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM


The Paolo, he has standards, you know.

Posted by: Paolo at June 23, 2017 09:26 PM (DMUuz)

224 you might get knocked up from a hickey? besides earl? someone should tell L,Elle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:27 PM (0wem/)

225 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (2qHjF)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:27 PM (tJeKM)

226 The Cherokee people did in fact have an alphabet created by a guy named sequoia (might be spelled differently)

This is Oklahoma doctrine. Don't challenge it or we'll send you our murderous weather

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (Y6JzV)

227 Re: Commercial

The Allstate one where the woman is using her black man voice to try and convince her husband she's just as good a driver as he is because she didn't total her car in the last billing cycle.

Hate.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (c2K1w)

228 Paolo, where the hell has your ass been? Get over here.

Ol' Limpdick McTurtleface still couldn't get it up after I fed him a whole bottle of Viagra!

Posted by: Elaine Chao at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (8O3HH)

229 146
From round about where my lot came from fico is fig or fig tree and fica is c*nt
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)


I got it from my friend, who's Barese.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (mbhDw)

230 201 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June


Follow this order: Neck, shoulder, underarm, ribs, loin, flank. She'll forget thet she even has a brisket.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (lIZQs)

231 And, shudder, some of the Paolos are teh gay.


Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)


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I think it's best to accept that the Paulo is like James Bond. Not going to talk much about it, but if there's a job that has to be accomplished then by God it has to be accomplished.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:30 PM (c2K1w)

232 Follow this order: Neck, shoulder, underarm, ribs, loin, flank. She'll forget thet she even has a brisket.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (lIZQs)

Is it just me, or is it hot in here?

Posted by: April at June 23, 2017 09:31 PM (e8PP1)

233 well the ads for the dna service that tells you where your ancestors came from so you know who you are, I hate those.

the newest is some old bag that says "people used to ask me where I was from and I would answer hispanic." when people asked you where you were from you answered hispanic?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:32 PM (0wem/)

234 232 Follow this order: Neck, shoulder, underarm, ribs, loin, flank. She'll forget thet she even has a brisket.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (lIZQs)

Is it just me, or is it hot in here?
Posted by: April at June 23, 2017 09:31 PM (e8PP1)

Got the meat sweats?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2017 09:33 PM (hsZl+)

235 Call the doctor
I think I'm going to crash
Doctor say he coming
but you gotta pay in cash

life in fast lane.

Posted by: Konelrad the Alert at June 23, 2017 09:33 PM (m9X4Y)

236 All of this shoulder/boob talk is not giving Anderson Cooper a hard on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 09:34 PM (5VlCp)

237 The Cherokee people did in fact have an alphabet created by a guy named sequoia (might be spelled differently)

This is Oklahoma doctrine. Don't challenge it or we'll send you our murderous weather

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (Y6JzV)

But he didn't come up with that idea out of the blue, did he? He first saw the English alphabet, and learned how symbols could be made to represent sounds, and thus words, and realized the same could be done for his language.

This sort of thing happened in many parts of the world, often facilitated by Christian missionaries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:34 PM (XUcIQ)

238 She'll forget thet she even has a brisket.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (lIZQs)


Just don't ignore her money muscle...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:34 PM (tJeKM)

239 One of the many stories about Churchill and Lady Astor. She was aghast that he used the term "breast" in talking about the chicken breast they had at some dinner. He inquired what would she have him say, and she replied "brisket".

He sent her a corsage the next morning with a note telling her he thought it would look nice "pinned on your brisket".

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (8O3HH)

240 Btw, my wife is the same way, including onions. But she has gone to thagomizing them in the food processor before cooking.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:11 PM (lIZQs)

There's a word I need to use more often: "Thagomize"

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (3JQ/p)

241 If L'Elle had four arms, she could type really fast. She would be first any time she wanted to be. I'd say that's proof that she doesn't have four arms.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (JKNZq)

242 GAINZZZ report. Down to 175 and 11.5% body fat. Having to eat a ton now close to 2500 and sometimes 3000 calories in a 8 hour window. No Fap and No porn made my test levels and muscle growth go through the roof. Rocky was definitely onto something.

Im doing handstand push-ups at night now along with core. 3 to 4 hours lifting heavy and then sprints. (I'm stuck in family court hell so I have a ton of stress to beat down).

Hope the Rons and Ettes are sticking with the GAINZZZ program and doing well!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (2qHjF)

243 And the Red Blacks are going to beat the Stampeders

Bummer, eh?

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (+eiUm)

244 Just don't ignore her money muscle...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Is this a new name for the man in the boat?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 09:36 PM (5YBu8)

245 On one year's photo ID for college, I was sportin' a world class hickey on my neck. Marked me, that woman did.

That hickey could be seen from Sarah Palin's porch.

The same place you can see Russia from. *topical comment*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2017 09:36 PM (6jaju)

246 Conan is the trampler of golden crowns, the slayer of proud warriors, the deliverer of hickeys upon pure throats of alabaster

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (FJM5p)

247 My uncle says the dems belong in labor camps. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 09:03 PM (aMlLZ)



I'd like to get drunk with your uncle.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (Id9+8)

248 I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (gcme+)

249 The Cherokee people did in fact have an alphabet created by a guy named sequoia (might be spelled differently)

This is Oklahoma doctrine. Don't challenge it or we'll send you our murderous weather

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (Y6JzV)

But he didn't come up with that idea out of the blue, did he? He first saw the English alphabet, and learned how symbols could be made to represent sounds, and thus words, and realized the same could be done for his language.

This sort of thing happened in many parts of the world, often facilitated by Christian missionaries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh, definitely he lifted the idea from pale people. Strangely they never mastered the wheel.

Kidding! Kidding! (covers scalp)

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:38 PM (Y6JzV)

250 An old favorite joke:

A hick was visiting the next town and passed a roadside shack with a handmade sign advertising:

FRIED CHICKEN BREASTS AND BEER

He slammed on the brakes and slid into the parking lot. "Hot damn!" he said, "It's my three favorite things!"

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:38 PM (c2K1w)

251 I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (gcme+)



I wonder who Fox Business will put in that time spot?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 09:39 PM (auHtY)

252 yeah, guess, Kennedy has a hickey he cannot hide so he is retiring.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:39 PM (0wem/)

253 well the ads for the dna service that tells you where your ancestors came from so you know who you are, I hate those.

A friend showed me his results, along with those of his wife, and his (purportedly) two kids.

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:39 PM (SRKgf)

254 And the Red Blacks are going to beat the Stampeders

Bummer, eh?

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (+eiUm)

Isn't "Red Blacks" the lamest name for a football team ever?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (XUcIQ)

255
I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.
Posted by: IC

So, more winning
https://youtu.be/jgda5GGExNs

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (5YBu8)

256 253 well the ads for the dna service that tells you where your ancestors came from so you know who you are, I hate those.

A friend showed me his results, along with those of his wife, and his (purportedly) two kids.

WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:39 PM (SRKgf)

There's almost a 1 in 3 chance one of those kids isn't his.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)

257 Yay !

Hope Mark Levin is on the short list for SCOTUS appointments ... I'd love hearing him get all shouty with people trying to peddle bs in oral arguments.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (i81II)

258 "All of this shoulder/boob talk is not giving Anderson Cooper a hard on."

Tell him shoulder is also known as Boston Butt.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (6hUAo)

259 I thought that Covfefe was simply short for

Clinton Ordered Vince Foster Executed, Faked Evidence
****

I thought it related to Seth Rich, being:

Citizen Observed Vote Fraud Existed, Found Executed

Posted by: oddnot is fed up at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (g1MTt)

260 Isn't "Red Blacks" the lamest name for a football team ever?
Posted by: Alberta Oil

I told a Canadian friend of mine my theory for the name: Red tunic and black pants of the mounties.

He bought it but who knows

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (Y6JzV)

261 announce retirement on Monday it seems.
Posted by: IC

So, more winning
https://youtu.be/jgda5GGExNs
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June




woohoo! or as L,Elle would say, SUCK IT libs!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (0wem/)

262 the Armenians seem to have developed their alphabet in a similar manner. they saw the Syrians and Greeks with their alphabets, didnt quite bother adapting either, just cooked their own

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (FJM5p)

263 "Money muscle" is the best part of the Boston Butt.

Explore the metaphor.....

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (8O3HH)

264 The Cherokee invented Alpha-Bits!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (bc2Lc)

265 Hillary was coughing because she had a hair caught in her throat. Ask her.

Posted by: torabora at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (7Ua6N)

266 There's almost a 1 in 3 chance one of those kids isn't his.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)



He's another scientist, and I looked at him the way people look at Ted Koppel's hair.

"Surely your children are a subset of the genetic makeup of you and your wife.

Or are you trying to tell me something?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (SRKgf)

267 Hope Mark Levin is on the short list for SCOTUS appointments ... I'd love hearing him get all shouty with people trying to peddle bs in oral arguments.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7

Would this be the first time a Justice yelled "get outta here, dummy"?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (5YBu8)

268 Need to make an appointment with the doctor to get blood work and official body fat done.

I started getting veins popping in my upper pecs, delts, and lower abs the past 2 weeks. I think the machine is bullshit about the 11.5% body fat....although it's got to be under 15% by now.

Anyway, off to not impregnant any young UGA coeds tonight downtown.

Sweet Dreams!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (2qHjF)

269 I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.
Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (gcme+)

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If this is true, there will be batshit insane levels of resistance from the Leftards against anyone PDT nominates. Their actions will create a new verb to replace Borking.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (QoDdh)

270 showed me his results, along with those of his wife, and his (purportedly) two kids.

WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June




was he proud or surprised? how does a dna test prove someone is your wife, outside of wisconsin?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (0wem/)

271 "shoulder is also known as Boston Butt."

because Hahvard grads talk through their arse?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (FJM5p)

272 Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Lena's Hickeys Retrospective scheduled for tonight's ONT has been postponed.

Posted by: Colonel Cathcart at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (DMUuz)

273 Canadian mounted baby, a police force that works
Red and black, that's their color scheme
Get their man, in the end
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right

Posted by: BOC at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (BO/km)

274 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (6gk0M)

275 The Cherokee invented Alpha-Bits!
Posted by: Joe Biden

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALPHABET SOUNDS LIKE A CEREAL!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothlisburger at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (Y6JzV)

276 So Trump's in for six months, gets two SCOTUS appointments, with probably another two on the glide path.

Thanks, Vlad!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

277 There's almost a 1 in 3 chance one of those kids isn't his.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)


For totally other reasons, I had reason to doubt that going in. Besides the historical aspects here (ex-husband, etc.), one of the kids is about a foot taller than the other, and looks totally different from the other.

Not that I give a shit, or it's any of my business, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (SRKgf)

278
269
I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (gcme+)



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If this is true, there will be batshit insane levels of resistance
from the Leftards against anyone PDT nominates. Their actions will
create a new verb to replace Borking.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (QoDdh)






He could nominate Jamie Gorelick and the leftists would scream like scalded monkeys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (iFZVz)

279 Hornswoop me bungo pony, dogsled on ice
Make a dash for freedom baby don't skate on polar ice
It's too think to be sliced by the light
Of long and white polar nights
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right

Posted by: BOC at June 23, 2017 09:46 PM (BO/km)

280
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (SRKgf)

Eh, just depends on which genes landed where. I got most of my genes from my maternal great grandmother.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (tJeKM)

281 Strangely they never mastered the wheel.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:38 PM (Y6JzV)


The Aztecs actually discovered/invented the wheel. But it was only used on childrens' toys.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (lIZQs)

282 Also, the Mayan petroglyphs were not able to be deciphered until someone realized that they were actually an alphabet.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (lIZQs)

283 Uh, nood.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (lIZQs)

284 rdbrewer on Twitter asked about TEG's, and I would have answered him in more detail than I did, but carrying on a conversation under the thumb of a 140 character limit does not appeal to me.

So, on the off chance he's out there, (and I thought he was a regular here), here's what I know, and have done.

First, TEC's, (common in solid state heaters/coolers), and TEG's are the same thing. If the TEG you're buying on Ebay is similar in price to cheaper TEC's, then that's what you're actually buying. And that's perfectly fine, since TEC's will happily generate usable electrical power in the same environments as TEG's....or at least the same environments that hobbyists are likely to encounter, and/or dabble in.

Your less than scrupulously honest vendor on Ebay will market cheaply mass produced TEC's as TEG's, and most buyers will never know, and more importantly, won't care. Those dirt cheap, mass produced in the worker's paradise known as China, TEC's will work splendidly. Buy a dozen. Buy two dozen. Just don't pay a premium for the letters 'TEG' vs 'TEC'.

The best I've accomplished on a single TEC is about 0.8 volts, and that destroyed the module. Prior to that, running the single module at 0.5 volts into a Joule Thief circuit, gave me high enough voltage, and sufficient current to run a twelve volt fan on my (retired these many years) Thermaltake 'Silent Tower' CPU cooler.

The remaining five TEC's, wired in parallel, and feeding the input to a cheapo step up buck converter, (no bells/whistles, no led readouts, or indicators), provided a reliable 12 volts, which drove the cooling side fan, and a 12 volt automotive phone charger, (2 amp output), with the thermal input of four tea light candles which my wife doesn't know are missing. Yet.

For construction, I used a high heat tolerant version of JB Weld, marketed specifically to patch automotive exhaust leaks...it contains a high concentration of metal particles, and is supposedly good to temperatures up to 2500 f. I cut out a 4 inch by 4 inch piece of aluminum from a baking dish that went missing from our collection, unexpectedly, and using the epoxy, cemented the TEC's to it, after a thorough scrubbing. Less is more.

I bent the edges down slightly, and with the TEC's on the upper surface, this became the hot side of my TEG. I wired the TEC's in series, red leads to black, until I had just a single red lead, and black lead remaining. Keep the connecting leads very short. I measured, and cut a thick aluminum plate I had laying around...it's about 1/8 inches thick, and using the same epoxy, cemented it down on the exposed surface of my TEC's.

At this point I have a thin piece of aluminum sheet on the bottom, then my TEC's wired up in series, then my thicker aluminum sheet forming a TEC sandwich.

On the thick slab of aluminum, (cold side), I epoxied my Thermaltake 'Silent Tower' CPU cooler, (Retired, these many, many years). I hot glued my cheapo step up buck converter on top of that, and next to it an inexpensive car phone charger I'd bought, and broke out of it's shell. Output of the series wired TEC's fed the buck converter, the output of the buck converter drove both the 12 volt CPU cooler fan, and the input to the car phone charger.

I didn't like the idea of wasting valuable milliamps driving dumb indicator LED's, so I burned those off with a soldering iron, and used my handy multimeter to adjust output voltage on my buck converter. Once the input to the buck converter hits about 3 volts, the fan starts spinning. At around 3.6 volts, I get a good solid 5 volt output on the phone charger.

Problems:

1. The slightest breeze screws things up horribly, limiting it's real world utility.

2. The white silicon sealant used between the hot/cold halves on the TEC's quickly dries out, and cracks, allowing contamination, and leading to rapid degradation and failure.

3. Closed loop problem where you need the hot side hotter, while needing the cold side colder. Good enough is as good as it's going to get.

Part sourcing: Amazon for the buck converters, and TEC modules, junk bin for slabs of aluminum, pieces of copper, CPU coolers, screws and nuts and fans. Advance Auto for the high temp epoxy. That weird bottom drawer on your stove for aluminum baking sheets, (shhhhh).




Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (h+eqa)

285 Who was in charge during the Snowden leaks?
Who was in charge during the Manning debacle?
Who was in charge during the NSA leaks?
Who was in charge when China killed all our spies?
Who let Hillary have her own unsecured server?
Who was in charge when China got millions of federal personnel files?
Who was in charge when Russia took over the White House and Exec. Branch computers for weeks--undetected?
And if you believe Russia "hacked" the election, who was in charge during the election?

What is President Trump doing to stop Russian meddling?

For starters, he's busy *not* being Obama.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (Ndje9)

286 I didn't know this dumb bitch was doing a Megyn Kelly impression now.

Posted by: Mega at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (rv0Fo)

287 What is Trump doing about the Russians "hacking"? What did Obama do? He was President at the time.

And if there was any collusion we would all know about it because Obama was monitoring the Trump campaign in real time.

Posted by: wodun at June 24, 2017 03:48 AM (lFga6)

288 Anything will do, since the Cherokees didn't have a written language.

Chief Sequoyah wept

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 07:55 AM (LTHVh)

Matthew Continetti Gets It, Finally: What if the Political Class Knows Absolutely Nothing About Anything?

Continetti had been a populist critic of the puffed-up, jumped-up false elites, but then backed off that position in reaction (I speculate) to Trump's populist victory.

But he seems to be permitting himself to get it again.

Events are turning me into a radical skeptic. I no longer believe what I read, unless what I am reading is an empirically verifiable account of the past. I no longer have confidence in polls, because it has become impossible to separate the signal from the noise. What I have heard from the media and political class over the last several years has been so spectacularly proven wrong by events, again and again, that I sometimes wonder why I continue to read two newspapers a day before spending time following journalists on Twitter. Habit, I guess. A sense of professional obligation, I suppose. Maybe boredom.

The fact is that almost the entirety of what one reads in the paper or on the web is speculation. The writer isn't telling you what happened, he is offering an interpretation of what happened, or offering a projection of the future. The best scenario is that these theories are novel, compelling, informed, and based on reporting and research. But that is rarely the case. More often the interpretations of current events, and prophesies of future ones, are merely the products of groupthink or dogma or emotions or wish-casting, memos to friends written by 27-year-olds who, in the words of Ben Rhodes, "literally know nothing." There was a time when newspapers printed astrology columns. They no longer need to. The pseudoscience is on the front page.

...

"Like a bearded nut in robes on the sidewalk proclaiming the end of the world is near, the media is just doing what makes it feel good, not reporting hard facts," Michael Crichton once said. "We need to start seeing the media as a bearded nut on the sidewalk, shouting out false fears. It's not sensible to listen to it."

Don Surber coincidentally has a piece demonstrating that they're literally always wrong about everything, noting that they have learned absolutely nothing since November.

That's not just laziness. Even a lazy person learns by osmosis.

To actively reject all information is a purposeful exertion. They're remaining proudly ignorant as a demonstration of mule-headed willful stupidity.

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First thing to know is: The Left doesn't even believe in any of the crap they spew.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (vjy0I)

2
#2: Never argue with someone who doesn't even believe what they're saying.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (vjy0I)

3 Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (yqvys)

4
#3: Treat fringe lunatics as if they were fringe lunatics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (vjy0I)

5
As soon as you entertain the Left's argument, you lost the argument.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:58 PM (vjy0I)

6 I'm not sure if "What if?" is the right question. Being as how we already know that's the case.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2017 05:58 PM (WzbqD)

7
Also: I'm gonna randomly call some of you "pervs"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (vjy0I)

8 The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (Id9+8)

9 OT Just got a notice about an Iowahawk Tweet:

So I gather GA06 has suddenly gone from Enlightened Sunbelt Suburban Panera Voters back to Inbred Reactionary Neo-Confederate Klansmen

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (qES5k)

10 Our 'elites' are proud of their ignorance, like a nobleman being proud of not being 'in business'.

They don't want to get their mental hands dirty. They just want to play dress up and tell each other (and themselves) how grand they are.

Fuck em with a rusty pike.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (3OIiX)

11 JESUS, thank you.

Anyone with a knowledge of history- disqualifying most history majors, who have a talent for left-wing regurgitation and precious little else- would realize that current media performance resembles a Soviet Bloc state. In the precious few months before a mob literally storms the presidential palace.

Most left leaning websites actively discourage any broad understanding of history besides the most basic platitudes. Heterodoxy would be far more lethal to their atmosphere of controlled insanity than any face-saving victory, so they can't have it.

Posted by: trev006 at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (5Ag3u)

12
Posted by: Soothsayer

^^
Perv Alert!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (vjy0I)

13
Perv Alert!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (vjy0I)

14 Everyday the number of people who hold the media in contempt grows a little larger.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (hJrjt)

15 "Ignorance" is one of the core values of the Democrat party. Without ignorance, they would get no votes. They have to keep their voters stupid--it's not a choice for them, it's policy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (MZcWR)

16 In before Toby!

Posted by: The Scorpion at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (LTHVh)

17 Matthew Continetti Discovers Wishcasting!

News at 11:00.

Hey Matt, check out Gell-Mann Amnesia. It's a hoot.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (H8S+R)

18
The Left actually has us arguing The Weather with them.

That's on us, not them. We're stupid for falling into the trap.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (vjy0I)

19 I wonder how Trump is so popular, he doesn't believe anything we do?

Posted by: The Establishment at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (4dz1m)

20 oh, I don't know if rejecting information is any exertion for these people.

Listening takes time and effort.

Thinking takes time and effort.

The Left simply responds to new information and facts by simply closing their eyes, covering their ears are reciting "lalalallala I can't hear you."

"Lalallalala I can't hear you" isn't hard.

"What exactly will you do to stop the violence on the part of the members of your party" is hard.



Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:03 PM (aT+Bx)

21 Safari-jacking ads suck balls. Shriveled old man balls.

That Amazon based thing one is horrible and I don't even think it is really Amazon.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2017 06:03 PM (jHrzU)

22 Interesting thread juxtaposed with the one just below it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 23, 2017 06:03 PM (m9X4Y)

23 They know how to run up big bills on OPM.

Posted by: fluffy at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (jw2Xw)

24 "So I gather GA06 has suddenly gone from Enlightened Sunbelt Suburban Panera Voters back to Inbred Reactionary Neo-Confederate Klansmen"

Or as Rush characterized the MSM basically saying that those Republicans "slithered" out to vote on Tuesday

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (jm1YL)

25
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

How sad are we.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (vjy0I)

26 They're remaining proudly ignorant as a demonstration of mule-headed willful stupidity.

Tribal signaling, virtue signaling, is there really a difference?

Posted by: Leftists Gotta Left at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (L7t0A)

27 "What exactly will you do to stop the violence on the part of the members of your party" is hard.


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Well, they don't want to.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (Id9+8)

28 First thing to know is: The Left doesn't even believe in any of the crap they spew.
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Oh, I'd disagree to a point.

They believe in the holiness of abortion.

They believe in the peacefulness of Muslims.

They belive the guns kill people, not people.

They believe all the problems of the world can be blamed on conservatives.

etc.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:05 PM (aT+Bx)

29 They just live in a different reality, one that exists only inside their bubble of friends.

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 06:05 PM (d3wbb)

30 Excellent.



Welcome to the Dark Side , Matthew.

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (Uxokn)

31 The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.


And we LOST that argument.


How sad are we.
--

We are incredibly pathetic.

We are the "yeah, just give the brats what they want to shut them up" party.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (aT+Bx)

32 221 Off topic and Willowed from the last thread,

Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade. Chief Harteau shamed them heavily in last night's news. So dis a few other officers from other jurisdictions.

Listen for more updates tomorrow, like when Black Lies Matter protests by halting the parade a few blocks in. They already did it somewhere else, Seattle?

I can hardly wait. I just love Blue on Blue.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (4dz1m)

33 All this talk of a bearded nut hollering on the street corner is giving Joe Biden a hard on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (5VlCp)

34 Don Surber coincidentally has a piece demonstrating that they're literally always wrong about everything, noting that they have learned absolutely nothing since November.

"What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass"

-- Lord Melbourne

Posted by: A Not-so-foolish Hat at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (vBeA5)

35 19 I wonder how Trump is so popular, he doesn't believe anything we do?
Posted by: The Establishment at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (4dz1m)

Right? I mean, not a single person I know voted for him!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (0mRoj)

36 The media is trying to distract America from the fact that they colluded with Hillary to defeat Bernie --for gripes sakes.

Never mind that it illustrates how much they have sided with the DNC for decades ...

Now they are tap dancing and setting their hair on fire with--

"De RUSSIANS11!!"

To get America to forget what a bunch of slime buckets they all are.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (NhoWt)

37 Politicians are good at one thing. Getting elected. And raising money. Ok, that's two things. They're good at two things, getting elected and raising money. And grandstanding. Wait, I'll go outside and come back in.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 06:07 PM (kTF2Z)

38 Oh c'mon now. They know how to get reelected and protect their little cubicle farm.

That's something I suppose. Sucks for us though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:07 PM (4ErVI)

39 "What exactly will you do to stop the violence on the part of the members of your party" is hard.
---------

Well, they don't want to.
--

I agree. However, I just wanted to give an example of something they'd have to actually think about.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:07 PM (aT+Bx)

40 shibumi: "Thinking takes time and effort."

Hence the JournoList. Or the NYTimes.

The industry wanted Groupthink and they wanted the Cliff's Notes version. These cretins have been undereducated, over-credentialed, overpaid, and overrated for decades.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (H8S+R)

41 I also noted the other day that the Left always lead the agenda because everyone follows we that agenda. So it isn't just CNN it is dextrosphere blogs posting reactions to "did you see what the NYT said?"

Local conservative talk radio was complaining that the news would drop the Republicans being shot story. Which they did. But you don't hear boo from conservative talk radio station about it and ITS A LOCAL STORY.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (jHrzU)

42 25
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

How sad are we.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (vjy0I)

You even had people ostensibly of the political right calling us hate-filled bigots for not enthusiastically approving.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)

43 Michael Crichton wrote "State of Fear" about this and global warming. It's spot on.

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (88xKn)

44
We are the "yeah, just give the brats what they want to shut them up" party.

Yeah, that's another thing. We expect them to be satisfied every time we let them get their way.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (vjy0I)

45
The Russians are coming!
The Russians are coming!
Everyone to get from street!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (pNxlR)

46 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

Now we can all get some sleep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (SRKgf)

47 45
The Russians are coming!
The Russians are coming!
Everyone to get from street!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (pNxlR)

Emergency! Emergency!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (0mRoj)

48 it doesn't just hijack Safari. it was hijacking the Android browser too.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 06:10 PM (HiUBI)

49 We are the "yeah, just give the brats what they want to shut them up" party.
---
Yeah, that's another thing. We expect them to be satisfied every time we let them get their way.
---

I think the GOP needs to rebrand and become the "The Liberal Beatings
Will Continue Until Their Attitude Improves" Party.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:11 PM (aT+Bx)

50 The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

How sad are we.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (vjy0I)

You even had people ostensibly of the political right calling us hate-filled bigots for not enthusiastically approving.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)

*coughNationalReviewcough*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 06:11 PM (3OIiX)

51
46 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.


Will they be on motorcycles and disrupting it like that guy in SFO?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:11 PM (pNxlR)

52 Now it's not willful ignorance. It's ignorance, but it's ignorance because their worldview is wrong.

Go back and read all the articles during the primaries and the election about some intrepid dipshit reporter going to a Trump rally in order to "figure out" who these people are and what is going on.

In all of them you'll notice they see nothing beyond what fits into the racial, gender, and class views. That's it. They simply can't interpret anything they see or hear outside of those filters.

Willfully being ignorant would be recognizing some other filter but just totally rejecting it. They don't even recognize the other filters.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:11 PM (4ErVI)

53
"What exactly will you do to stop the violence on the part of the members of your party" is hard.
---------

Well, they don't want to.
--

I agree. However, I just wanted to give an example of something they'd have to actually think about.

----

They better do it soon. I don't think they realize how ugly it can get.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (4dz1m)

54 Listen for more updates tomorrow, like when Black Lies Matter protests by halting the parade a few blocks in. They already did it somewhere else, Seattle?

I can hardly wait. I just love Blue on Blue.
Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (4dz1m)



We should set up a stand along the parade route to sell bike locks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

55 The fun thing about the left is its echo chamber, which seems to be getting more soundproof by the day. I don't think Chuck Todd (por exemplo) has any idea that there are intelligent people in the world who see him as a windmill-tilting left-wing warrior on a mission of madness.

Posted by: Caliban at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (WscDl)

56 I don't know about all of you but I've come away from the past couple of weeks sick and weary to the bone of listening to every piece of crap that the Left has attempted to sling at the masses, hoping some of it would stick. I get a feeling that we're reaching a saturation point. I pray for a mighty blowback, something like a putrid whale carcass exploding on the beach that will shut their mouths for a while. A girl can dream.

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (jm1YL)

57 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade. Chief Harteau shamed them heavily in last night's news. So dis a few other officers from other jurisdictions.

One, I read that initially as "uninformed police."
Two, why should police be permitted by their department to appear in uniform at an event like this which, by its very nature, is political?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (0mRoj)

58
We can't even repeal, obamacare, the stupidest law in the history of modern western civilization, because we're afraid of the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (vjy0I)

59 You even had people ostensibly of the political right calling us hate-filled bigots for not enthusiastically approving.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)


Hey, I AM a hate-filled bigot, and a lot of you need to up your game to hang with me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:13 PM (SRKgf)

60 Shibumi, I think it's also a reluctance to question one's assumptions. I don't think that's exclusively a Left thing either, btw. Hell, I "know" a bit about economics, and Monty did a lot here to show us that what we knew perhaps wasn't right. It took a lot for me to get over the hurdle of that.

I could see that reluctance in the MSM and the Left. What I don't see is any glimmer that it can be overcome.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2017 06:13 PM (2VN2E)

61
Willfully being ignorant would be recognizing some other filter but just totally rejecting it. They don't even recognize the other filters.
--

Many mentally ill people, and most especially people with personality disorders, do not recognize that they have a problem.

EVERYONE else is a problem.

/aka "all problems can be traced to Trump/Republicans/Trump voters."

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:14 PM (aT+Bx)

62
Every morning our "betters" wake, arise and sit down to consume a big breakfast bowl of Willful Ignorance (the Cereal of the Smart Set!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:14 PM (pNxlR)

63 Hey, Sheppy boy. Cum and get it here. *jiggles balls*

Posted by: Michael Crotch Ton at June 23, 2017 06:14 PM (xAvrH)

64 First thing to know is: The Left doesn't even believe in any of the crap they spew.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (vjy0I)

I think they do. That's why they're so dangerous.

They implement it every chance they get: homo marriage, transgender freak show, cake baker punishment, the list goes on.

The Wild Animals must be dealt with.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 23, 2017 06:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

65
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.
And we LOST that argument.
How sad are we. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (vjy0I)


No, when put to a vote it was soundly defeated in most states,even Ca.It was shoved down our throats by judges under the fig leaf of being unconstitutional

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:15 PM (lKyWE)

66 They are such hypocrites. They may hate Trump but I am sure they love their swelling 401k portfolios, right? But nary a peep about that from them.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

67 Hey, I AM a hate-filled bigot, and a lot of you need to up your game to hang with me.
--

I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

68
If only WE adopted the same attitude the Left has about global warming being "settled science" and beyond debate because it's "fact."

The Left has us arguing about letting TERRORISTS into our country. They won't even let us secure our borders!

The Left is insane and evil. But we are their accomplices.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (vjy0I)

69 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

==



#winning

Posted by: Village People at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (Uxokn)

70 The fucking communists that run California believe good and well in ALL the crap they spew....and they aim to prove it by imprisoning or killing anyone who disagrees.

Posted by: torabora at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (AyXPo)

71 You will note that almost all 'news' shows are now two or more 'Journalists' talking about their opinions about things going on...

Not the facts... but their interpretation....

The supposed experts on things? are other 'Journalists'....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

72 The Left is insane and evil. But we are their accomplices.
--

Enablers. We're enablers.

Unfortunately.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

73 Also: I'm gonna randomly call some of you "pervs"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (vjy0I)
---
*waits expectantly by phone*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (QGoUX)

74 64 First thing to know is: The Left doesn't even believe in any of the crap they spew.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (vjy0I)

The Pelosi crowd, I agree.

Everyone else believes it. 100%.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (4ErVI)

75 To actively reject all information is a purposeful exertion. They're
remaining proudly ignorant as a demonstration of mule-headed willful
stupidity.


"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

-- Upton Sinclair

Posted by: J. S. Bach at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (DMUuz)

76 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

Wait, wut?

Like, fruity cops marching arm-in-arm with their fellow fruits?

Or like, cops along the parade route as per their duty?

What have the parade people to say about whether cops can do their jobs?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (tJeKM)

77 --
*waits expectantly by phone*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (QGoUX)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 06:18 PM (qES5k)

78 I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

Hey there....

Posted by: Don Q., Single White Male.... at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

79 The left was going pretty nutty in 2001, with the "stolen election" fiasco, until that got displaced by 9/11. It came back a little, but never beyond the fringe.

Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM (n1x/t)

80 So is there going to be public cocksucking at this Minneapolis Pride Parade like the Folsom Street Fair? Or is the Minneapolis crowd not ready for that yet?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

81 Nobody knows anything.

Posted by: William Goldman at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM (bc2Lc)

82 This is even more surprising than you think.

Why?

Because he's Bill Kristol's son in law.

This is him basically saying, yeah, honey? Your dad's a stupid asshole.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (dEQP3)

83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

84 69 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

From beating gheys to beating off gheys. You've come a long way, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (0mRoj)

85 Also: I'm gonna randomly call some of you "pervs"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM


Can I get a good curry recipe from you while you're on the phone for Teh Moron Cookbook?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (DMUuz)

86
One, I read that initially as "uninformed police."
Two, why should police be permitted by their department to appear in uniform at an event like this which, by its very nature, is political?

Uno, If the police are leftists, they are uninformed. Read the topic we are commenting on.
Zwei, It shows that the police are "inclusive" and members of the community. Besides it gives them a chance to pick up partners turned on by wearing their snazzy uniforms. Pride parades are non political, the organizers all have the same fabulously correct progressive politics. If you don't, you are obviously a homophobic h8er!

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (4dz1m)

87 80 So is there going to be public cocksucking at this Minneapolis Pride Parade like the Folsom Street Fair? Or is the Minneapolis crowd not ready for that yet?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017
---
They were just inflating scrotii.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (QGoUX)

88
Or like, cops along the parade route as per their duty?


No you can't get a permit without security and crowd control. I believe the MPD was going to have a float in the parade.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (lKyWE)

89
83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP
Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)


It was... soap... poisoning!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (pNxlR)

90 I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Country Boy will be in Detroit next month so heads up!!! at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

91
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

^^
PERV ALERT!

PERV ALERT!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:22 PM (vjy0I)

92 88
Or like, cops along the parade route as per their duty?


No you can't get a permit without security and crowd control. I believe the MPD was going to have a float in the parade.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (lKyWE)

They'll have a mince and sashay too.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:22 PM (0mRoj)

93
88 Or like, cops along the parade route as per their duty?

No you can't get a permit without security and crowd control. I believe the MPD was going to have a float in the parade.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (lKyWE)


They're not called "floats", they're called "swishes"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:22 PM (pNxlR)

94 83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

American public decides to go ahead and re-elect Trump.

"He's doing a good job why wait four years?"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:23 PM (4ErVI)

95
Perv Alert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0e5lmANRWs

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:23 PM (vjy0I)

96 They are have kiddie porn on their computers and compromising pictures and videos of them banging 8 year olds.

This is the only explanation for how they act.

Nobody is that retarded as they act.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 06:23 PM (2qHjF)

97 54
Listen for more updates tomorrow, like when Black Lies Matter
protests by halting the parade a few blocks in. They already did it
somewhere else, Seattle?



I can hardly wait. I just love Blue on Blue.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (4dz1m)





We should set up a stand along the parade route to sell bike locks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

As I have frequently posted, I have long awaited the War of the Fellow Travelers. Orlando was just the first battle.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:23 PM (jK8Z7)

98 ...mule-headed willful stupidity.

We used to send old mules to the glue factory.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 06:24 PM (l4aLi)

99 IIRC, one of the Village People was a cop, wasn't he?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:24 PM (jK8Z7)

100
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.



And we LOST that argument.


And they've only gotten more shrill and violent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

101 58
We can't even repeal, obamacare, the stupidest law in the history of modern western civilization, because we're afraid of the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (vjy0I)

---------

Yes, it's that bad

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 06:25 PM (LQ1Q3)

102 "News anchor" should be the term for the weight used to keep the body of a bloviating gasbag from rising to the surface.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at June 23, 2017 06:26 PM (5fSr7)

103 101
58

We can't even repeal, obamacare, the stupidest law in the history of
modern western civilization, because we're afraid of the Left.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (vjy0I)



---------



Yes, it's that bad

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 06:25 PM (LQ1Q3)

The proposition that male and female are not genetic construct is literal Lysenkoism.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:26 PM (jK8Z7)

104 100
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.



And we LOST that argument.

And they've only gotten more shrill and violent.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

Unpossible! We were assured repeatedly that was all they wanted and there'd be no slippery slope!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)

105 83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

Lat year President Trump said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and still get elected. We believe that was a threat against Johnny Depp for his comments yesterday. We call on President Trump to repudiate his hateful and un-Presidential Rhetoric.

This is CNN.

Posted by: Actual body of CNN story at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (4dz1m)

106 So is there going to be public cock lutefisksucking at this
Minneapolis Pride Parade
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (DMUuz)

107 Or we are literal subhuman psych to these people. They have plans in place for "reeducation camps" for 80-100 million of us.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (2qHjF)

108 Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (DMUuz)

That's just obscene.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (0mRoj)

109 I feel like we're living in a real time blockbuster sequel of the action film, Face/Off, with Travolta and Cage.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (/HfBH)

110 I see we're all surprised by this. I wont bother doing a Shocked Face. I dont know how anyway.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2017 06:31 PM (7iUYS)

111 78 I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

----------

I guess I never realized how filled with hate I am! I also have never dated black or Muslim men but did not know that was racist. I thought I just like white men!

Posted by: Chilling the most at June 23, 2017 06:32 PM (9Ej78)

112 109 I feel like we're living in a real time blockbuster sequel of the action film, Face/Off, with Travolta and Cage.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (/HfBH)

You recommending the movie? cause i need something to watch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2017 06:33 PM (7iUYS)

113 111 78 I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

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I guess I never realized how filled with hate I am! I also have never dated black or Muslim men but did not know that was racist. I thought I just like white men!
Posted by: Chilling the most at June 23, 2017 06:32 PM (9Ej7

And I must really hate Gay Men.... I've never dated one...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q., Single White Male.... at June 23, 2017 06:33 PM (NgKpN)

114 The proposition that male and female are not genetic construct is literal Lysenkoism.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:26 PM (jK8Z7)

Inevitable really once they started in with the race is a social construct bs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

115

Any idea what more "gay rights" these homosexuals are looking for??

I'm serious. What "gay rights" are they still crying for?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (vjy0I)

116 The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.



And we LOST that argument.

--------

Actually I think we won the argument, so the left had to resort to a raw exercise of power via SCOTUS.

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (LQ1Q3)

117 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (lKyWE)

Alrighty then. It's a brave new world, for sure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (tJeKM)

118 To actively reject all information is a purposeful exertion. They're
remaining proudly ignorant as a demonstration of mule-headed willful
stupidity.
---
So, we're still discussing the GOPe's plans to rehabilitate obamacare?

Posted by: Methos at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (3Liv/)

119
Wasn't the fake gay marriage the end of the "gay rights" issue??

Is there more that they want?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (vjy0I)

120 Fritz, what we really need is a new political parody version of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

I think Ace knows who should play "The Ugly." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (eMKNe)

121 I'm serious. What "gay rights" are they still crying for?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (vjy0I)

Maybe it's that "mandatory" element that Bob Hope once quipped about.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 23, 2017 06:36 PM (RwwCT)

122 Friday Flash Email Traffic

LEO Trade-In Smith & Wesson Model 65 .357 Magnum Revolver in Stainless $399.95

http://bit.ly/2t4ph2U

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 23, 2017 06:36 PM (LTHVh)

123 What I would like to see out of the nightly news:

Break in at the U/n/Me liquor store last night. Perp caught with bottle on the next corner.
Amos lost his coon dog last night If you see Jake take him home.
Sons of Italy and the Knights of Columbus are having a combined fund raiser to support something or other.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 06:36 PM (z6wSb)

124 "What I have heard from the media and political class over the last several years has been so spectacularly proven wrong by events, again and again,"
I blame Obama.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 06:38 PM (HgMAr)

125
Speaking of guns...

the city of Worcester, MA will have its annual (I guess) voluntary gun confiscation drive this week.

Turn in your guns for CA$H!! Seriously. Handguns will get you $50-75.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:39 PM (vjy0I)

126 >>>You recommending the movie? cause i need something to watch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob<<<

If you can stream it without it costing you your hard earned money, sure. Hell, just the time to suspend your intellect and any sense of reason is costly enough. That and a bag of popcorn.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 06:39 PM (/HfBH)

127 LOL

Smash Mouth retweeted an anime porn Nazi

http://gizmo.do/Jzp0FcJ

Posted by: A Not-so-foolish Hat at June 23, 2017 06:40 PM (vBeA5)

128 83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)



Trump knows what we like and what we want! /kidding

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:40 PM (SRKgf)

129 125
Speaking of guns...

the city of Worcester, MA will have its annual (I guess) voluntary gun confiscation drive this week.

Turn in your guns for CA$H!! Seriously. Handguns will get you $50-75.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:39 PM (vjy0I)

Sounds like an incentive for those so inclined to steal guns and sell them to the city for some quick cash.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (0mRoj)

130 Any idea what more "gay rights" these homosexuals are looking for??

I'm serious. What "gay rights" are they still crying for?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (vjy0I)


They want 100% approval and acceptance of their choices.

They want you to bake them cakes with a smile.

Rush out to see the next gay movie..and like it.

they want applause when they step out with some pool boy strapped to their side.

everything short of getting nasa to name a fucking planet after them.

They want shit most people don't get in everyday life.

they want you to SUBMIT.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

131 It goes beyond the media.

We cannot believe or trust any governmental agency or bureau.


We now have the IC and LEO apparatus going to the mattresses with Russian interference.

It never happened but there they are spinning bullshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (9A6UB)

132 One of life's little tragedies: in AL a liquor store destroyed in last night's storms. Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (yqvys)

133 I tend to see it as a conscious differentiation from "the other" - if they shared any beliefs with us, even if those beliefs are based in empirically verifiable reality, it would mean that they are not as superior to the commoners as they wish to imagine that they are.
Since that superiority is at the core of their self___ and world-view, they naturally protect it with everything they have got, no matter how deep into insanity that takes them.
Tragically human, in the classical sense.

Which is not to say that I don't see them as bitter-end enemies of me and everything I love, far from it.

"Whom the Gods would destroy, they first make mad" ... and that destruction cannot come quick enough. Getting tired of this crapola.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 06:42 PM (i81II)

134 Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (yqvys)

And Bluto wept...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (RwwCT)

135 Slightly off topic but I was really happy that our local news stations recognized right away that the Flint stabbing was terror related. We Michiganders won't be waiting for the FBI to search for a motive.

Posted by: Chilling the most at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (9Ej78)

136 119
Wasn't the fake gay marriage the end of the "gay rights" issue??

Is there more that they want?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (vjy0I)

----------

I'm 100% certain they want mandatory "gay positive" sex education in schools, with mandatory dildo sucking for the boys and scissoring practice for the girls.

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (LQ1Q3)

137 When I was a young Duke, there wasn't anyone in the WH press pool under 60. You had to work your way up and that took decades. I have socks older than some of these reporters today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)

138 Um, duh?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 23, 2017 06:44 PM (wB8Tg)

139 oops, pixy dint like the self-
i m a g e
word

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 06:45 PM (i81II)

140 The Activist gay's want you to accept everything to the very far left of them so can seem to be only the first step on the ladder

Pedophilia- worse than gay
5 parents on a birth certificate- worse than gay
Bruce Jenner- worse than gay.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (z6wSb)

141 They're ripping it all down now. If the Frail Bitch was elected, it was going to be more "orderly".

It's going to be really fucking messy, now. It always was.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (80X3Z)

142 But...but...we have perfected the knowing sneer, the single raised eyebrow and donning of ironic, black plastic glasses! Why can't you trust us?

Posted by: Perplexed MSM at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (g3mOz)

143 Political progress can be measured by how many dick-and-balls are cut off each year.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (xAvrH)

144 Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter: "I'm serious. What 'gay rights' are they still crying for?"

That you denounce heterosexuality as a perversion and, with further nudging, get gay.

They are Terminators. They will not stop. It is what they do. As long as you exist, you must be targeted.

That's been my take-home perception since the lawfaring began.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (H8S+R)

145 they want applause when they step out with some pool boy strapped to their side.

everything short of getting nasa to name a fucking planet after them.

They want shit most people don't get in everyday life.

they want you to SUBMIT.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)
----
To be fair, I also want these things, but I will note that NASA actually has named a planet(oid) after moi.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (QGoUX)

146 they want you to SUBMIT.



Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

This whole thing got started when Bill Clinton got elected in 1992. They floated the "gays in the military" trial balloon before the inauguration, and Colin Powell shot it down before the inauguration, and soon after the inauguration we had DADT. The reason for it had nothing at all to do with homosexual rights. It was that the Sixties hippie generation was now in charge, and they were going to force the people they hated to do the most detestable thing they could think of to do to them, just to show who had the power now. That was when it started.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (jK8Z7)

147 I believe he stole "wish-casting" from you, Ace.

Posted by: MKZ in VA at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (tkZ2O)

148 @ 130

I'm supposed to submit to the desires and caprices of some perverted pudsnacker?

Don't hardly think so.

Best those people go quietly about their business and stay out of mine.

Had enough of this bullshit.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (S/hVx)

149 MORONS! I think I found a replacement for Nanny Pelosi!

See today's NY Post article on Elizabeth Schollenberger. She sounds perfect for the job!!!

She makes the Hag look pretty healthy. bwahahaha

Ain't no one wanting to "probe" this one.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (J5mzk)

150 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

And to indoctrinate our children without us as parents having any say in the matter.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:48 PM (0mRoj)

151 AL a liquor store destroyed in last night's storms. Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.

aaugh! Heerrrrrh! Nooo...

Posted by: Bluto at June 23, 2017 06:48 PM (HiUBI)

152 everything short of getting nasa to name a fucking planet after them.

They want shit most people don't get in everyday life.

they want you to SUBMIT.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

Don't forget forcing churches to marry them.

Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2017 06:48 PM (OAlmw)

153 137
When I was a young Duke, there wasn't anyone in the WH press pool under
60. You had to work your way up and that took decades. I have socks
older than some of these reporters today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)

And the under-70's were youngsters who sat in the back of the room.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 23, 2017 06:49 PM (jK8Z7)

154 Duke Lowell: "I have socks older than some of these reporters today."

And probably smarter, too, as they missed "academic" indoctrination.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 06:49 PM (H8S+R)

155 Oh, I forgot my all time rage inducer.

Yes, it's OK to rape your 5 year old cousin because he needs to learn about man/boy shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 06:49 PM (z6wSb)

156 SOURCES SAY EGOTISTICAL TRUMP NOW GETTING THREE SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM WITH DINNER

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:49 PM (qJhUV)

157 I see a connection with Ace's post last week about rejecting the influence of the uninformed youths and baby adults. That's what these "journalists" have become.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (hZ+us)

158 Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2017 06:48 PM (OAlmw)

Yup.... every single legal issue they brought up could have been changed by a combination of Contract Law, and a few changes to Hospital Policy, and Insurance company policy...

Posted by: Don Q., Single White Male.... at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

159 Political progress can be measured by how many dick-and-balls are cut off each year.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (xAvrH)

That's one way to get rid of toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (Id9+8)

160 Congratulations, and All Hail Eris !



I think your honorary planetoid was in an L. Neil Smith story, can't put my finger on the name ...


*trails off, then heads to freezer for a cold one*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (i81II)

161 That's one way to get rid of toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (Id9+

I got yer toxic masculinity right HEAH!
*gestures indecently*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:51 PM (0mRoj)

162 On a more positive note, SpaceX did it again this afternoon. They successfully relaunched a used first stage to send a satellite for Bulgaria to geosynchronous transfer orbit. The primary mission was flawless.

Then they once again landed the stage on the droneship. Because this mission required high performance from the first stage, it came in fast and hot. Literally hot, because of the re-entry heating. In fact, they said beforehand not to be too surprised if the vehicle didn't survive.

There was a dramatic moment when the video link was lost just before landing. When it was restored, Falcon 9 was standing upright but apparently slightly tilted.

This is why I love SpaceX. Just when their landings were beginning to look routine, they go and push the envelope like this. I can't wait to see the landing video of this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mLi-rRTh8

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

163 You never see homos criticized in the MSM unless they are a conservative like Milo then it's open season.

The Ghey are enlightened, talented, fun loving, caring, oh so gentle sons and daughters of parents who also are also oh so blah blah blah.

All BS. Every fag or bull dagger I ever knew was bat shit crazy, prone to violence and full of hate.

The perfect democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (5VlCp)

164 they want applause when they step out with some pool boy strapped to their side.

everything short of getting nasa to name a fucking planet after them.



Well, if their name is Pluto, guess what? They're in luck!

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet, and a Damn Good One at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (+GtGJ)

165 Political progress can be measured by how many dick-and-balls are cut off each year.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (xAvrH)

That's one way to get rid of toxic masculinity.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (Id9+


Mine are encased in a hyper alloy combat chassis, so they can eat shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (aMlLZ)

166 If we remove peoples' guns, we must also remove their penises. Remember the truism stated in Zardoz: the penis is far more evil than the gun.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:55 PM (xAvrH)

167 *One of life's little tragedies: in AL a liquor store destroyed in last night's storms. Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (yqvys)*

It was ALCOHOL. A disenfectant. Damn, they shoulda called a local Moron.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 06:55 PM (OKpu1)

168 If we remove peoples' guns, we must also remove their penises. Remember the truism stated in Zardoz: the penis is far more evil than the gun.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:55 PM (xAvrH)



Got an ax to grind, stumpy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 06:56 PM (+GtGJ)

169 168 If we remove peoples' guns, we must also remove their penises. Remember the truism stated in Zardoz: the penis is far more evil than the gun.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:55 PM (xAvrH)


Got an ax to grind, stumpy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 06:56 PM (+GtGJ)

Stumpy? He went full innie.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:58 PM (0mRoj)

170 I got yer toxic masculinity right HEAH!

*gestures indecently*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:51 PM (0mRoj)


Ones of these days, Insomniac...
-----
Mine are encased in a hyper alloy combat chassis, so they can eat shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (aMlLZ)

I would expect nothing less, Berserker!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:58 PM (Id9+8)

171 The LGBTQRSTP community wants me to actively endorse their sexual activities. But frankly, I don't care what they do in bed- just as I would prefer they don't care what I do in mine. That is just one aspect of life and should not define all other aspects.

But somehow it has become the only focus of their existence.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 06:58 PM (hZ+us)

172 >>>Got an ax to grind, stumpy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)<<<

Stumpy? I thought they deboned the damn thing and inverted it like a windsock flapping in the breeze.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 07:00 PM (/HfBH)

173 Continetti completely misses the biggest and most glaring explanation for the current state of reporting: the MSM reports what it WANTS TO BE TRUE in the belief that if they can make their desideratum a fait accompli in the minds of the public, it will become reality through the public's acquiescence.
That shit worked in the sixties when there was no alternative news source. It's ain't working no more.

Posted by: jbspry at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (ycm4Q)

174 Let's not get too excited for young Continetti. Last Friday's column was a regurgitation of the #nevertrump falsehood that Trump's tweet lead to Comey leaking the memo that caused the special counsel.

A timeline that has been easily refuted by reviewing the timing of NYT leak reporting. Yet, the triumvirate of Jonah/Kristol/Stephen Hayes desperately still cling to it.

Posted by: JT in KC at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (FoSz+)

175 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (5VlCp)

Oh, come on, I know plenty of gay people who are NOT bat shit crazy.

But now, those er, bull dagger chicks, yea, I am gonna have to agree with ya there.

The actual buzz-cut, flannel shirt or pack-of-cigarettes-in-the-front pocket-of-the-T-shirt type of lesbians really are whacked and mean.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (tJeKM)

176 162: how is SpaceX funded? All private?

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (hZ+us)

177 Continetti's observations sound reasonably well-thought out, but then he quotes Ben Rhodes--who must be the ringmaster behind a lot of the fake news--and not ironically....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (7uYFy)

178 The Turtle showed the "revised" healthcare bill to K Street before he showed it to the GOP. They're not being willfully stupid, just willfully corrupt.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (joFoi)

179 The guy proclaiming 'the end is near' is right. The end is near. Or at least is seems that way to me.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (zLDYs)

180 The future's uncertain and the end is always near.

Let it roll, baby.

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 23, 2017 07:03 PM (ANIFC)

181 Mine are encased in a hyper alloy combat chassis, so they can eat shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (aMlLZ)


Of course they are!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 07:03 PM (tJeKM)

182 Yes is the only thing to say. I haven't watched any TV news in years, total waste of time. Newspapers?
Don't take them. Polls? Hah.

The most connected age ever with the most communication devices, shows, writers, you name it.

And very little to read or watch that's worth a damn.

Plus, leftist hyenas are screeching everywhere. I've retreated to a town of 600. It's nice.

One of my friends was clipped by a van Thursday while driving in Denver. Guy who hit him just kept driving. Friend followed him. Eventually the perp stopped. Friend got out of car. Perp came out with a hammer, said "I'll kill you" and swung at friend with a hammer, breaking his hand, which he used to shield his head. Police looking for perp, friend looking for hand specialist.

And it all went to hell in just 40 years.



Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:04 PM (3myMJ)

183 Maybe 50 years.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:04 PM (3myMJ)

184 Before I actually read the post (don't hate me), I thought this post was going to be about our know nothing politicians. Because I've been ragging on that issue lately.

I mean, it's literally embarrassing to have peeps like Hank Johnson, Sheila Jackson Lee, Al Franken and Patty Dumb As A Fencepost Murray as part of the 537 people in charge of the US gubmint. Even the recent departure of TFG from the list didn't lift the brainpower quotient much at all.

A moderately bright chicken can beat half the Congress at tic-tac-toe.

And let them go first.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2017 07:04 PM (M59G+)

185 @116

32 states and the federal government passed laws or ammendments to their constitutions defining marriage between a man and woman.

The psycho liberal states of California, Colorado and Oregan did as well.

The left simply constitutionalized what it couldn't win at the ballot box.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2017 07:04 PM (9A6UB)

186
The guy proclaiming 'the end is near' is right. The end is near. Or at least is seems that way to me.
Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM


"Near" in astronomical terms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 07:06 PM (IqV8l)

187 Hey, is rdbrewer from Twitter around here?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 23, 2017 07:07 PM (h+eqa)

188 The end could be near. Or the beginning.

My sense is more of an uneasy balance approaching a tipping point, which could go either way.

Which is why I've been reading about things like Harper's Ferry lately, I suppose. We will of course only know about it in hindsight.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 07:08 PM (i81II)

189 Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (hZ+us)

Yes, but heavily subsidized.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 07:08 PM (tJeKM)

190 The SC upheld an opinion they did not change the Constitution.

Laws can be undone- there is just no political will to do so.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (z6wSb)

191 The friggin fog just arrived in a major fashion.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

192 They would prefer a bloody revolution (even one they know they will lose in advance) to giving up a dram of power by democratic means.

They hate liberty, and us as a people, that much

Posted by: Grad School Fool at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (swEzU)

193
The Turtle showed the "revised" healthcare bill to K Street before he showed it to the GOP. They're not being willfully stupid, just willfully corrupt.
Posted by: SandyCheeks at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM


Just shows who's the boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (IqV8l)

194 Recent tweet from Roseanne Barr:

i will no longer use th word 'libtard'. I apologize for using it. It's insensitive. From now on I will use th term: 'fascist censors'. thnks

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (eMKNe)

195 176 162: how is SpaceX funded? All private?
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (hZ+us)


Mostly. It's not a public company, so most of the investors are venture capitalists with deep pockets. They've gotten some money from NASA for development of the rocket and Dragon spacecraft, because NASA needs a way to resupply the ISS. They also sell launches to paying customers, like today.

SpaceX has brought commercial satellite launches back to the United States. The other launch company, a consortium of Boeing and Lockheed Martin called United Launch Alliance, had priced themselves out of the market, and the Europeans and the Russians have been doing it cheaper. Almost all of ULA's launches for the past several years have been for the US military and NASA.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

196 So is there going to be public cock lutefisksucking at this
Minneapolis Pride Parade
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June




what does it say about lutefisk that there are more people that willingly suck cock than eat lutefisk? how bad does that stuff taste?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (0wem/)

197
The friggin fog just arrived in a major fashion.
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM


On big cat feet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)

198 Eromero: "The guy proclaiming 'the end is near' is right. The end is near. Or at least is seems that way to me."

Which is nice.


[My sock-owner denounces Xself in advance.]

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (H8S+R)

199 I've just become aware of yet another blue on blue feeding frenzy. Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored stripes. A brown one and a black one.

Some white gays are quite upset about it.

Popcorn futures keep climbing

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (l4aLi)

200 A moderately bright chicken can beat half the Congress at tic-tac-toe.

Moderately bright? The Joe Biden of chickens could destroy them at peek-a-boo.

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (LAe3v)

201 Marry me Dude- I want to spend the rest of my life staring at your back.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (z6wSb)

202 The SC upheld an opinion they did not change the Constitution.

Laws can be undone- there is just no political will to do so.
Posted by: Ben Had at June




there ya go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (0wem/)

203 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (5VlCp)
Oh, come on, I know plenty of gay people who are NOT bat shit crazy.
But now, those er, bull dagger chicks, yea, I am gonna have to agree with ya there.
The actual buzz-cut, flannel shirt or pack-of-cigarettes-in-the-front pocket-of-the-T-shirt type of lesbians really are whacked and mean.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017
07:01 PM (tJeKM)

Yup......I have know a few doozies in my lifetime. Knife attacks, stranglers, one breech loader even tried to light his "slave" on fire to teach him a lesson.

The best was a couple I rented to that were a Bear/cub duo. The Bear would lock his cub out of the apartment to make him climb in through a window.

Bat shit cray cray.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (5VlCp)

204 I just had a thought. In the past, Americans--no matter what level of education they had--were more well-versed in American history than today's American History majors. They also displayed greater "critical-thinking" skills in the days before anyone even knew what the hell that phrase meant. They also had a passing --usually superficial, but sometimes more in depth-understanding of topics like The Middle Ages, Shakespeare and all the flora and fauna around them.
In the summer, men walked around with the up-to-date batting averages of the top major league baseball players rattling around in their brains--and knew where in the standings their favorite team was....And they were humble about possessing such knowledge.
Today we have a bunch of entitled, self-regarding know-it-all ignoramuses wasting oxygen....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (7uYFy)

205 a bearded nut in robes on the sidewalk proclaiming

EAT AT JOE'S

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

206 Listening to Micheal Brown (yeah that guy) on the radio on the way home giving the red ass to Booker and the other GOP stooges who wouldn't put a bill repealing Barkycare in front of Trump that they overwhelmingly voted for a couple of years ago.

Fuck teh GOP

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2017 07:12 PM (OlNRF)

207 All those MFM bozos do know one thing. They know how THEY want the world to be. And they do not see themselves as mere reporters. They see themselves as enlightened ones whose political sci and journalism classes have taught them how to distill and interpret actions and activities into a "narrative" that will help achieve their vision of how the world needs to be. They believe their holy journalism pedigree gives them the opportunity and right to re- make the world, through their words forcing politicians and voters do the "right things." They have the same belief as Obama and Ben Rhodes, that clever words are more powerful than concrete actions.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2017 07:13 PM (AMIL/)

208 The guy proclaiming 'the end is near' is right. The end is near. Or at least is seems that way to me.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM

Use Nigh instead of near for more impact.

Posted by: Crazy dude wearing a sandwich board at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (6hUAo)

209 >>what does it say about lutefisk that there are more people that
willingly suck cock than eat lutefisk? how bad does that stuff taste?

I don't like anything that might taste fishy.

Posted by: Barry at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (/Nite)

210 Today we have a bunch of entitled, self-regarding know-it-all ignoramuses wasting oxygen....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (7uYFy)

That is and was the goal of public education from about the 1920's on. If you teach kids history, they will learn from it and prevent the horsefuckery the liberals engage in. If you, instead, teach "social studies" and then dumb it down further with "ethnic studies" and "women's studies", then you can get away with just about anything, and you have preprogrammed storm troopers on your side as well.

You are better skipping the public education and just going to the library.

Western Civ, folks, learn it, teach it, preach it. Even the icky part about the Catholic Church.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (NXsWM)

211 So is there going to be public cock lutefisksucking at this
Minneapolis Pride Parade
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June




what does it say about lutefisk that there are more people that willingly suck cock than eat lutefisk? how bad does that stuff taste?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (0wem/)

Cock? No idea?

But lutefisk tastes terrible. It's marinated in LYE, for God's sake...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (3OIiX)

212 Welp, just ordered my jalapeno and habanero pickled garlic from The Olive Pit. Email sez they just shipped.

This is great. Not only are they delicious, but if any libtards try anything with me, all I have to do is breath on 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

213 You know...in 8 years....

We're going to need another Trump.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)

214 well, yeah, marinating it in lye is to get rid of the taste.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (0wem/)

215 Even the icky part about the Catholic Church.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (NXsWM)

Come on, no need to limit it to the Roman branch of the church. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (wzQhl)

216 Recent tweet from Roseanne Barr:

i will no longer use th word 'libtard'. I apologize for using it. It's insensitive. From now on I will use th term: 'fascist censors'. thnks
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (eMKNe)

Damn, good on her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (3OIiX)

217
Olive Pit would be a great name for pron girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (vjy0I)

218 all I have to do is breath on 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

Good Lord, man, you could melt someone's eyebrows with that combination.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (NXsWM)

219 212 Welp, just ordered my jalapeno and habanero pickled garlic from The Olive Pit. Email sez they just shipped.

This is great. Not only are they delicious, but if any libtards try anything with me, all I have to do is breath on 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)


But does it remove moles?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)

220 But does it remove moles?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)

I think it would remove anything!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (wzQhl)

221 Mark, I dunno what happened to Roseanne but she seems to have gotten a lot saner the last couple years.

It's especially delicious when I realize what lib jerks John Goodman and Tom Arnold have turned out to be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (eMKNe)

222
remember when you were a kid and grown-ups used to say "Don't give me any lip!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (vjy0I)

223 tcn, that's the idea.

Eventually I want to be able to melt libs' faces, Indiana Jones-style. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (eMKNe)

224 213 You know...in 8 years....

We're going to need another Trump.
Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)

-----------------

I agree, but we won't get one. The economy will be great and people will be so comfortable that the politicians can start "tinkering" again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (kTF2Z)

225 Journalists need to learn that people believe what they write because it is factual and verifiable, not because they are 'journalists' or 'commentators'. Trust takes a long time to re-build once it has crumbled. A proven track record of fidelity to truth is what they lack.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2017 07:18 PM (mvenn)

226 Speaking of marinating in lies, how 'bout that MFM? Talk about stink! P.U.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 07:18 PM (H8S+R)

227 But does it remove moles?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)

Of course. Spies, informants and infiltrators too!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:18 PM (0mRoj)

228 all I have to do is breath on 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

Give me brandy on my breath, and I'll breathe them all to death!

Posted by: Grantaire at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

229 Lyes! Lyes! Lyes! Yeah!

Posted by: Thompson Twins at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (eMKNe)

230 Grantaire, also not bad.

Posted by: Thompson Twins at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (eMKNe)

231 Remember when we thought all the experts knew nothing and ace thought not only were we anti-intellectual but proudly ignorant know nothings?

And then it turned out that the "smart set" actually knew nothing, and us morons were smart, and knew stuff?

I don't remember when ace got woke (I believe it was after he decided to support Trump when he still had a viciously anti-Trump tagline on his twitter thang), but its good he did.

I believe that ace wrote a lot to say that Matthew Continetti is one woke brother.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (jHrzU)

232 224 213 You know...in 8 years....

We're going to need another Trump.
Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)

-----------------

I agree, but we won't get one. The economy will be great and people will be so comfortable that the politicians can start "tinkering" again.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (kTF2Z)

See Bush, George H.W.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

233 Oopsie 80s sockie!

Grantaire, also not bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (eMKNe)

234 all I have to do is breath on 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

Give me brandy on my breath, and I'll breathe them all to death!
Posted by: Grantaire at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

I love Le Mis

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 07:20 PM (3OIiX)

235 Supposedly George Harrison once said about Phil Spector:

"He's a genius, but it takes 17 cherry brandies to get him warmed up every morning."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (eMKNe)

236 229 Lyes! Lyes! Lyes! Yeah!
Posted by: Thompson Twins at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (eMKNe)

Lice! Lice! Lice! Yeah!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (ANIFC)

237 I don't like anything that might taste fishy.

Posted by: Barry at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (/Nite)



Then welcome to my private hell.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Wiener at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (+GtGJ)

238 Give me brandy on my breath, and I'll breathe them all to death!
Posted by: Grantaire at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

Mmmmmm, Brandy.

Hey, it's Brandy Old Fashioned Friday! (BOFF for short)

brb

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (wzQhl)

239 But does it remove moles?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)
............

only the ones in your lower intestines

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

240 you should harmonize this with the leaked out reports of how the new york times works, the editors pick a story, how they'll frame it and then demand their reporters make the facts fit that story.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 23, 2017 07:22 PM (9xFrC)

241 199
I've just become aware of yet another blue on blue feeding frenzy.
Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored
stripes. A brown one and a black one.



Some white gays are quite upset about it.



Popcorn futures keep climbing



Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (l4aLi)


More Lysenkoism. They actually want the rainbow to do something that the spectrum does not do.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 23, 2017 07:22 PM (jK8Z7)

242 But does it remove moles?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)
............

only the ones in your lower intestines
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr)



Can it tell a mole from a gerbil?

Posted by: Richard Gere at June 23, 2017 07:23 PM (+GtGJ)

243 testing

Posted by: Unclefacts-Meteor Summoner at June 23, 2017 07:23 PM (Ayk4B)

244 *I agree, but we won't get one. The economy will be great and people will be so comfortable that the politicians can start "tinkering" again.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (kTF2Z)*

Make America Great Again - Donald Trump, 2016
Keep America Great - Donanld Trump, 2020
Do Not Let Obama Dems F#ck With Us Ever Again - Pence, 2024

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 07:23 PM (OKpu1)

245 Mmmmmm, Brandy.

Hey, it's Brandy Old Fashioned Friday! (BOFF for short)

brb
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (wzQhl)

My son told me that's just not true. It's actually Fart Noise Friday. So, let 'er rip!

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:24 PM (NXsWM)

246
Can it tell a mole from a gerbil?
Posted by: Richard Gere at June 23, 2017 07:23 PM (+GtGJ)

Armageddon!

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 07:24 PM (ANIFC)

247 199
Popcorn futures keep climbing
Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (l4aLi)


I'm wondering whether I should submit my popcorn recipe for the HQ Cookbook.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

248 My son told me that's just not true. It's actually Fart Noise Friday. So, let 'er rip!
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:24 PM (NXsWM)



Well yeah, in PERUVIA!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:25 PM (+GtGJ)

249 More Lysenkoism. They actually want the rainbow to do something that the spectrum does not do.
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 23, 2017 07:22 PM (jK8Z7)

You know what else that rainbow won't do? Make butt-fucking a reason to collect all sorts of special rights under the constitution. It doesn't do that. At all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:25 PM (NXsWM)

250
Of course. Spies, informants and infiltrators too!
Posted by: Insomniac
-

Turncoats?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 07:26 PM (OdK9v)

251 "Make America Great Again - Donald Trump, 2016
Keep America Great - Donanld Trump, 2020
Do Not Let Obama Dems F#ck With Us Ever Again - Pence, 2024 "


Sounds good to me ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 07:26 PM (i81II)

252 You know...in 8 years....



We're going to need another Trump.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)


There are 2 more the theft* already hate and will have hate for the left at the end of those 8 years.

*fitting typo left in

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yd4wwdxy

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 07:26 PM (6hUAo)

253 251 "Make America Great Again - Donald Trump, 2016
Keep America Great - Donanld Trump, 2020
Do Not Let Obama Dems F#ck With Us Ever Again - Pence, 2024 "


Sounds good to me ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 07:26 PM (i81II)

Eh. Still don't believe that Pence has a spine. He's got show a lot more... everything before the memory of RFRA in Indiana is overcome.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:27 PM (wzQhl)

254 OT: Ferguson Missouri's insurer has settled a wrongful death claim with the family of Michael Brown for $1.5 million.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2017 07:28 PM (mvenn)

255 Mmmmmm, Brandy.

Hey, it's Brandy Old Fashioned Friday! (BOFF for short)

Brandy was a fine girl.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 07:28 PM (OKpu1)

256 I've just become aware of yet another blue on blue feeding frenzy.

Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored

stripes. A brown one and a black one.





---------

Every color but white.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (Id9+8)

257 Rainbow Family members start gathering in Oregon

"Bury your s--t, bury your dog's s--t, bury your baby's s--t," one person wrote.

"We are still recovering from last year's desecration" the tribe said.

Another asked what the "pants policy" is, and got dozens of responses, included that they're optional.

A Moron in every crowd.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

258 Well, this is also true ... I was just trying to think of a preferable candidate ...

But right now I am in the Optimistic Phase of drinking, so ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 07:30 PM (i81II)

259
Well yeah, in PERUVIA!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


How ICE Helped Bust Plot to Arm Peruvian Terrorists

http://tinyurl.com/yddggcpx

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 07:30 PM (IqV8l)

260 "Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored

stripes. A brown one and a black one.
"

More proof they slept through science class.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 07:31 PM (6hUAo)

261 All this talking about Brandy has forced me to make a Gimlet.

Gonna have to pick up more ice though, brb.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2017 07:31 PM (9A6UB)

262 M Brown's family- Crack for everyone.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 07:31 PM (z6wSb)

263 OT: Ferguson Missouri's insurer has settled a wrongful death claim with the family of Michael Brown for $1.5 million.


How ironic that Brown would not have earned $1.5 million over his entire life had he lived.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:32 PM (+GtGJ)

264 settled a wrongful death claim with the family of Michael Brown for $1.5 million.
It's for the chillun!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (nlbfN)

265 Worth more dead than alive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (+GtGJ)

266 "Go away" money.

Posted by: navybrat at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (w7KSn)

267 Every color but white.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (Id9+

Because, of course there are no white gays/ s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (qES5k)

268 How to rob a store and grab a cop's gun, for fun and profit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:34 PM (+GtGJ)

269 Gentle Giant status:

[x] cashed out

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:34 PM (+GtGJ)

270 This guy fucks.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 07:34 PM (2qHjF)

271 257 Rainbow Family members start gathering in Oregon

"Bury your s--t, bury your dog's s--t, bury your baby's s--t," one person wrote.

"We are still recovering from last year's desecration" the tribe said.

Another asked what the "pants policy" is, and got dozens of responses, included that they're optional.

A Moron in every crowd.
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (HgMAr)


They're hippies, but they work with the Forest Service and are pretty serious about cleaning up after themselves. The Tea Party didn't invent that.

(Full disclosure: I attended a Rainbow Gathering in Pennsylvania back around 1986 or so.)

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

272 (Full disclosure: I attended a Rainbow Gathering in Pennsylvania back around 1986 or so.)
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)




*makes note in AoSHQ permanent record*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:36 PM (+GtGJ)

273 I'm wondering whether I should submit my popcorn recipe for the HQ Cookbook.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

You definitely should!I would like to submit my recipe for some nice crispy fried chicken, but i don't want to divulge the 11 secret herbs and spices.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at June 23, 2017 07:37 PM (n3hky)

274 They should have brown and white to represent what Sefton refers to as a "cream-covered Tootsie Roll."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:38 PM (0mRoj)

275 "They're hippies, but they work with the Forest Service and are pretty
serious about cleaning up after themselves. The Tea Party didn't invent
that. "

The big issue in this from what I read was locals don't get that same deference from the Forest Service.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 07:39 PM (6hUAo)

276 It's been said here before, perhaps on this thread, but to reiterate again, any time I see a story in the press that I have personal knowledge about they get it wrong. Every time.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 07:39 PM (yOqwj)

277 The 11 herbs and spices revealed:

- salt
- pepper
- garlic
- paprika
- MSG
- MSG
- MSG
- MSG
- finely ground hobo
- liberal tears
- salt

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:39 PM (eMKNe)

278
Worth more dead than alive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


I know what you mean.

Posted by: George Bailey at June 23, 2017 07:40 PM (IqV8l)

279 (Full disclosure: I attended a Rainbow Gathering in Pennsylvania back around 1986 or so.)
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)
.......

Aha! Now we know who asked about the pants policy.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:40 PM (HgMAr)

280 269 Gentle Giant status:

[x] cashed out
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:34 PM (+GtGJ)

+++

You said it. What a bunch of hooey.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 23, 2017 07:41 PM (ZrpvE)

281 - salt

- pepper

- garlic

- paprika

- MSG

- MSG

- MSG

- MSG

- finely ground hobo

- liberal tears

- salt

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:39 PM (eMKNe)

Close..but no cigar.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at June 23, 2017 07:41 PM (n3hky)

282 "Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored stripes. A brown one and a black one.
"


Through a prism darkly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 07:42 PM (OdK9v)

283 *Every color but white.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (Id9+

Because, of course there are no white gays/ s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (qES5k)*

Funny thing, mix all non- white colors except black and you have an ugly mess. Add black and the mess turns white.

White, literally, is the true color of the rainbow that they seek.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 07:42 PM (OKpu1)

284 "Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored


stripes. A brown one and a black one.

----------------------------------


Would have thought they would have included a brown one from the beginning.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 07:42 PM (yOqwj)

285 It's been said here before, perhaps on this thread, but to reiterate again, any time I see a story in the press that I have personal knowledge about they get it wrong. Every time.
Posted by: Javems
----------

Yup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 07:43 PM (OdK9v)

286 "What if the Political Class Knows Absolutely Nothing About Anything?"


They know politics. Most politicians are scum.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 07:43 PM (BO/km)

287 Linked without comment. Too much to comment on.

My favorite is her telling peasants to clean it up:

Today's NY Post. "Dems give politically connected judge six figures gig. Too obese to do job"among other things you will have to behold yourselves.

I am telling you, Nancy P's replacement.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 07:43 PM (J5mzk)

288 Ever tried to eat a pine cone? Many parts are edible.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

289 Oh, I can't link. Bummer.

Y'all need to read this at NY Post. Honest.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM (J5mzk)

290 I always appreciate the left's respect for the Noahic covenant, and the incorporation of its symbol as their own.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 23, 2017 07:45 PM (lwiT4)

291 Ace mules are actually pretty smart. Now they may be stubborn, but they are not stupid. OTOH, you can't say that about "journalists" today. So stop insulting mules.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 23, 2017 07:45 PM (Sda6L)

292 132 One of life's little tragedies: in AL a liquor store destroyed in last night's storms. Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (yqvys)



The horror!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 07:47 PM (SRKgf)

293 Recently I watched a documentary about an author who worked in a South Bronx check cashing store. She talked about how many months it took her to understand poor people. To her credit, she finally understood.
It is just like Iowahawk's classic "safari into flyover country" story:
The Propaganda Press doesn't know what it doesn't know and is too incredibly stupid to think it doesn't know. But it DOES know it is better than everyone else and everyone else decides what to think after hearing what they have to say.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 23, 2017 07:48 PM (B9t7n)

294 Interesting thing about the new colors on the rainbow flag.

They re specifically chosen to represent two identified races.

Now running with that, I can figure out the yellow stripe.

And I guess there are gay smurfs.


But where are the purple people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 07:48 PM (J+eG2)

295 Dare we believe we are heading to the point where enough "mainstream" pundits will be shamed into irrellevance? Me neither.

Posted by: MSTisdale at June 23, 2017 07:50 PM (g9d8D)

296 And I guess there are gay smurfs.
...........

Are there any other kind?

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:50 PM (HgMAr)

297 254 OT: Ferguson Missouri's insurer has settled a wrongful death claim with the family of Michael Brown for $1.5 million.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2017 07:28 PM (mvenn)



Now where are Michael Brown's family going to come up with $1.5 million?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)

298 Recently I watched a documentary about an author who worked in a South Bronx check cashing store. She talked about how many months it took her to understand poor people. To her credit, she finally understood.


Let me guess: they're not too bright?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)

299
But where are the purple people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 07:48 PM (J+eG2)



Autoerotic asphyxiation gays

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 07:51 PM (auHtY)

300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

301 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 07:43 PM (J5mzk)

Oh my God, she's seems like a barrel of fun. Maybe I should invite her over to my house and she can sit on my white sofas.

How disgusting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Ri/rl)

302 Now where are Michael Brown's family going to come up with $1.5 million?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)


They prolly have Big Mikies drug customer list. Start there and peddle his stash.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at June 23, 2017 07:53 PM (n3hky)

303 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

Kat Von D concealer. It will cover tattoos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 07:53 PM (Ri/rl)

304 "Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing."

Ice.

Or some have said o rub the tissue with the bottom of a soup spoon.

Something about pushing the bold out of the area.


I missed it, so how did the court thing go?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 07:53 PM (J+eG2)

305 WHOA!! Colonel!..chill with some chicken.

Posted by: Barb at June 23, 2017 07:54 PM (n3hky)

306 300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

You don't. It's basically a bruise. You could always use some concealer.

So who were you making out with?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:54 PM (0mRoj)

307 Muslims everywhere are cheering the addition of stripes to that rainbow flag. The bigger the flag, the stronger a noose it will make.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2017 07:54 PM (AMIL/)

308
But where are the purple people?

I ate them.

Posted by: One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater at June 23, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l)

309 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2017 07:55 PM (KCxzN)

310 Because isn't the point of a rainbow flag-that it represents being gay as an expression about diversity?. Are they now going to fight about what size the brown and black stripes should be?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:56 PM (qES5k)

311 310 Because isn't the point of a rainbow flag-that it represents being gay as an expression about diversity?. Are they now going to fight about what size the brown and black stripes should be?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:56 PM (qES5k)

The black stripe will be longer.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

312 288
Ever tried to eat a pine cone? Many parts are edible.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

-----------------------------

Gets my chuckle every time, perhaps even a guffaw.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (yOqwj)

313 300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)


You know that's not how this works around here right? If we don't get details we're going to come up with our own.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (z/Ubi)

314 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?


Pancake batter.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

315 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

There is no magic way to make it go away quickly.

Again, your best concealer. Studio fix concealer by MAC is another good concealer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 07:58 PM (Ri/rl)

316 Count me in the group as rejecting 99% of media as misinformation. Too that end, I purposely exert everyday.

Posted by: Golfman at June 23, 2017 07:58 PM (EeQeX)

317 >>>Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?



Leaches.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 07:58 PM (lIZQs)

318 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?
.................

What y'all got against us country boys?

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:59 PM (HgMAr)

319 294
But where are the purple people?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 07:48 PM (J+eG2)


They got et.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1ZH0Ke92A

Posted by: Sheb Wooley at June 23, 2017 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

320 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM


arnica gel should help

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (KCxzN)

321 I can't talk about the thing this morning, VIA. I'm so overwrought and frazzled right now. It wasn't court but a large meeting where I was asked to speak in defense of someone I once used to dislike a great deal. It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends. People suck.

Thanks for the suggestions all of you. And mucho thanks for the prayers this morning. They worked!

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)

322

"Anyone with a knowledge of history- disqualifying most history majors, who have a talent for left-wing regurgitation and precious little else- would realize that current media performance resembles a Soviet Bloc state. In the precious few months before a mob literally storms the presidential palace."

Admittedly, this applies to most history majors. But not all.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (eq0EU)

323 The black stripe will be longer.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

Tell me Schatze, is it twoo vaht zey say about choo people?

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (AMIL/)

324 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM (J5mzk)

I put it in the sidebar...and blamed you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (wYseH)

325 Will the gay people who don't have brown and black stripes on their rainbow flags be attacked by Black Lives Matter and called bigots?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (qES5k)

326 Posted by: One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater at June 23, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l)

-------------------------



My Grandma would sing that except she substituted Peter for People. She was married 7 times, counting twice to the same guy.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (yOqwj)

327 300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June




who would ever think posting that question here was a good thing to do?

Will be canceling my dinner plans to stay home and rif on that all weekend.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (0wem/)

328 Curse your ads, Ace!

Now instead of ads in Spanish showing ladies' underthings, I'm getting distracted by Wing Stop ads.

Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (GsAUU)

329 >>
But where are the purple people?

You didn't think I was straight did you?

Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (/Nite)

330 300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

--------------

So, today went better than expected?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (kTF2Z)

331 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)

Glad that it went well!

You don't have to have any friends if you don't do Facebook. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:02 PM (qES5k)

332 321
Thanks for the suggestions all of you. And mucho thanks for the prayers this morning. They worked!
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)


I read about some of that at work. I'm glad it worked out for you.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

333 I'm going to start my own fertilizer company: fertilize your lawn with ground up tranny penises. I will be conducting tests, and if they are successful, I will market this.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (xAvrH)

334 all depends on where said hickey is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (KP5rU)

335 "l this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends. People suck"

Can't disagree with you on the suckage part.

But it sounds like removing the stress from the equation, it ended about as well as one could expect.

Stick with Morons.
People suck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (J+eG2)

336 I can't talk about the thing this morning, VIA. I'm so overwrought and frazzled right now. It wasn't court but a large meeting where I was asked to speak in defense of someone I once used to dislike a great deal. It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends.

People suck.

Posted by: L, Elle at June




why yes the do L,Elle, and now that you know that maybe you will be able to avoid hickeys in the future.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

337 So, today went better than expected?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (kTF2Z)
------
I LOL'd.

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (Sfs6o)

338
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?


----------------------------------


A poultice of some sort?

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (yOqwj)

339 Leeches. Hahaha.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (Rsi2C)

340 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)

tsk, tsk, tsk

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)

341 334 all depends on where said hickey is.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (KP5rU)

Good point. I believe I will have to conduct a through inspection.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (0mRoj)

342 321 I can't talk about the thing this morning, VIA. I'm so overwrought and frazzled right now. It wasn't court but a large meeting where I was asked to speak in defense of someone I once used to dislike a great deal. It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends. People suck.

Thanks for the suggestions all of you. And mucho thanks for the prayers this morning. They worked!
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)


Well when you let them suck that's how you get hickeys.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (z/Ubi)

343 I can't talk about the thing this morning, VIA. I'm so overwrought and frazzled right now. It wasn't court but a large meeting where I was asked to speak in defense of someone I once used to dislike a great deal. It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends.

People suck.

Posted by: L, Elle at June




why yes the do L,Elle, and now that you know that maybe you will be able to avoid hickeys in the future.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)


Heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)

344 Pretty cool, Empire State Building to have a synched light show for Dead and Company's encore at Citi Field tomorrow night.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (PUmDY)

345 I've said this before ... I'll say it again.

If this crazy state of affairs was sustainable - it would be pretty friggin' scary. Orwell scary. What the Fuck Do We Do Scary.

But it ain't.

And I'm glad.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (fiGNd)

346 People suck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (J+eG2)

And that's how you get hickeys.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (0mRoj)

347 300
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?



Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

Big band-aid...or a turtleneck.

Posted by: Cher at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (n3hky)

348 Sorry, "leaches" should be "leeches".

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (lIZQs)

349 Are they now going to fight about what size the brown and black stripes should be?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:56 PM (qES5k)


I'm more worried about the source of the brown and black stripes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (SRKgf)

350 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June




tattoo?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (0wem/)

351 why yes the do L,Elle, and now that you know that maybe you will be able to avoid hickeys in the future.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

She walked right into that one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Ri/rl)

352 L,Elle, you don't need to hate people.

Do it because you want to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (IcT7t)

353 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM
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Neck tattoo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (QGoUX)

354 You all think you're so damn funny.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Rsi2C)

355 "...now that you know that maybe you will be able to avoid hickeys in the future."

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

You are a very bad man for making me laugh at that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (wYseH)

356 300
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?



Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June




guess someone is paying wholesale for their skulls now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:06 PM (0wem/)

357 322



"Anyone with a knowledge of history- disqualifying most history
majors, who have a talent for left-wing regurgitation and precious
little else- would realize that current media performance resembles a
Soviet Bloc state. In the precious few months before a mob literally
storms the presidential palace."



Admittedly, this applies to most history majors. But not all.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM

_------------------------------------

What would Zinn say?

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:06 PM (yOqwj)

358 Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM

It's the pits not being able to streak anonymously, isn't it, Euell, since everyone recognizes your goldenrod and wild hickory nuts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:06 PM (DMUuz)

359 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM
........

Why, hubby going to be home soon?

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

360 It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that ...

... you got a hickey?

They DID like your performance. Clearly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)

361 300
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?



Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June




more hickeys to camoflage the lone hickey. distract them with tens of hickeys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (0wem/)

362 354 You all think you're so damn funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Rsi2C)
--------
Sorry. In cases such as these, I generally recommend a balm or a salve.

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (Sfs6o)

363 I usually hide my hickeys with a full burqa.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

364 Speaking of people that suck: Chelsey Gentry-Tipton

Nebraska Dems have issues, it seems.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (IcT7t)

365 >>>Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?



Also, you could go to a GoodWill store and pick up some turtle-neck sweaters or dickies.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (lIZQs)

366 L,Elle, you don't need to hate people.
--
Do it because you want to.
--

Yes. Exactly. That's why I hate people. Because I want to.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)

367 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Rsi2C)

O.K. I apologize. You can actually have friends without using Facebook and can rid of them too without using FB. I manage it somehow.

And I don't know about hickeys. I haven't had one in about 30 years. My current spouse is not a vampire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (qES5k)

368 360 It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that ...

... you got a hickey?

They DID like your performance. Clearly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)


Heh.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

369 300
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?



Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June



instead of trying to get rid of the hickey, why not simply come up with a plausible story to explain the hickey. like you started a new job selling kirbys door to door and had a work related accident.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (0wem/)

370 Here we have yet another "know-it-all" ...

The Grouchy Historian
An Old-Time Lefty Defends Our Constitution Against Right-Wing Hypocrites and Nutjobs
Ed Asner Author

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (e8kgV)

371 Again, your best concealer. Studio fix concealer by MAC is another good concealer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 07:58 PM (Ri/rl)


Go with the obvious voice of experience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (SRKgf)

372
People suck.

Isn't that what causes hickeys?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

373 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.
I say that affectionately, of course.

You're so predictable and maddening and I am too. I hate myself for doing this to myself a-fcking-gain

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Rsi2C)

374 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:11 PM (qES5k)

375 You all think you're so damn funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at June




yep

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:11 PM (0wem/)

376 '"
Michael Crichton wrote "State of Fear" about this and global warming. It's spot on."

Then they killed him.

Just kidding. But on the other hand let talk about Sean Rich..


Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2017 08:11 PM (EX4Wr)

377 more hickeys to camoflage the lone hickey. distract them with tens of hickeys.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (0wem/)



Tell people you got hit in the neck with a golf ball.

Hey, it's better than telling them the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:11 PM (SRKgf)

378 Many years from now, the youngsters at the HQ will wonder where the hickey meme originated. One old timer will remember and try to explain, but no one will believe him.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)

379 I hate myself for doing this to myself

Well, that certainly changes things a bit...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Tyii7)

380 Hickeys are nothing.

Herpes and AIDS are hard to get rid off.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (EX4Wr)

381 You all think you're so damn funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at June




well, if you would explain how it happened and why it is so important to get rid of it so quickly maybe we would take your situation more seriously.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (0wem/)

382 L,Elle. Try arnica to speed away the hickey. Its good for general bruising. But you'll have to conceal it for a while. Just pretend you are me. (I am allergic to sunscreen lotions) and have to use blush powder on your neck for sun protection. Although it is supposed to be cool enough this weekend that a high neck shirt is not impossible.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (eASYU)

383 The stupid thing is on my shoulder. Things just went crazy and it was all weird and all in fun I guess. I didn't know what was even happening.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Rsi2C)

384 oes anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Cracker Jack tat

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (BO/km)

385 373 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.
I say that affectionately, of course.

You're so predictable and maddening and I am too. I hate myself for doing this to myself a-fcking-gain
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Rsi2C)

You gave yourself a hickey? Now I really need to know where it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

386 Generally speaking, creating a diversion, such as running around topless, will distract attention from hickeys. Also, electronic recipe submission has been clinically proven to make them almost immediately unnoticeable.

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)

387 Many years from now, the youngsters at the HQ will wonder where the
hickey meme originated. One old timer will remember and try to explain,
but no one will believe him.


Have Beth explain it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (IcT7t)

388 Lol L'Elle, glad it all went well, sister. Re the hickey, makeup is your best friend to conceal it.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (gBDU0)

389 You are a very bad man for making me laugh at that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June




well I like to make a small contribution, very small as it is, to the hq.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (0wem/)

390 well, if you would explain how it happened and why it is so important to get rid of it so quickly maybe we would take your situation more seriously.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (0wem/)



Oh you diabolical devil. (Pardon the redundancy.)

Let's see if she goes for it ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (SRKgf)

391 L,Elle

If its on your neck say you burned yourself with a curling iron.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (Ri/rl)

392 354 You all think you're so damn funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Rsi2C)
..........

It's almost like they were all just waiting to pounce, the bastiges.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (HgMAr)

393 388 Lol L'Elle, glad it all went well, sister. Re the hickey, makeup is your best friend to conceal it.
Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (gBDU0)



Listen to this other voice of experience, L'Elle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (SRKgf)

394 Whenever I've been caught in a compromising situation ... like trying to explain how I gave myself a hickey ...

... popping an Alka-Seltzer and faking a seizure always seems to works.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (fiGNd)

395 To get rid of it, *supposedly* one can hold a cold spoon against it to reduce swelling, then use a small brush (like a toothbrush) to gently brush the area and get circulation to ease it away.

I say revel in it. Tell people it's Paolo's calling card.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:15 PM (QGoUX)

396 If its on your neck say you burned yourself with a curling iron.

Yes.

Posted by: That Toaster F*cker Guy at June 23, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

397 373 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.
I say that affectionately, of course.

---------------

That should be all y'all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (kTF2Z)

398 The stupid thing is on my shoulder.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Rsi2C)
]


Shoulder? Ah, right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

399 whatever you use to cover up black eyes will work for hickeys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (0wem/)

400 Why yes. We are the funniest people we know.


Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (EX4Wr)

401 Start with a good concealer that is a little lighter than your skin tone followed by a foundation and powder. Depending on how dark the hickey is you may have to add on more concealer. That is how you hide a hickey!!

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (gBDU0)

402 I say revel in it. Tell people it's Paolo's calling card.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:15 PM (QGoUX)



"You should see the other guy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

403 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.

Well ... if only you'd have taken your own advice.

No hickey.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:17 PM (fiGNd)

404 One of my typical trips to the HQ. Read a profound post from ace.

Comment in the middle of the hickey conversation.

Posted by: Golfman at June 23, 2017 08:17 PM (EeQeX)

405 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?



You should put some ice on that.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 23, 2017 08:17 PM (lIZQs)

406 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.

Well-Maybe, as long as it doesn't involved getting a hickey in the process.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:17 PM (qES5k)

407 391 L,Elle

If its on your neck say you burned yourself with a curling iron.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (Ri/rl)


Why do I imagine this as an excuse you could tell a guy because we haven't got a clue on what a curling iron burn would look like but a woman would know immediately that you were lying. Especially if your hair is always straight.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)

408 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?


-----------------------------------



A paper bag soaked in vinegar?


Works for sprains, or so my high school coach told me.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:18 PM (yOqwj)

409 Well-Maybe, as long as it doesn't involved getting a hickey in the process.


We've got more sense than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

410 Also Elle, maybe use green concealer first to counteract the red, then cover that with a good foundation, then set with powder.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:19 PM (QGoUX)

411 go with a great story. wear you hickey loud and proud sister, don't cover that shoulder up, do the opposite, take your shirt off. then no one will be looking at your hickey. should someone stare you simply say "what, girl with a hickey on her shoulder is new to you?"

OWN THAT HICKEY SISTER! LIKE A BOSS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

412 Presumably the Brown family's lawyer(s) got the lyins' share. Whatever was left for the Brown family, they'll be broke within a year.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 23, 2017 08:19 PM (dargh)

413 L,Elle apparently has a prehensile neck.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

414 I could probably help you with your hickey problem but first we will need some pictures. From multiple angles.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:20 PM (BO/km)

415 I hate myself for doing this to myself

---------------

If you did it to yourself just wear a long sleeve shirt.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (kTF2Z)

416 I'm so miserable. Now I feel stupid again. I can't believe I wrote people suck and didn't see what was coming next. It's the mental fatigue and emotional drain from the last few weeks and the shit storm I've been trapped in and trying to help resolve.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Rsi2C)

417 Why do I imagine this as an excuse you could tell a guy because we haven't got a clue on what a curling iron burn would look like but a woman would know immediately that you were lying. Especially if your hair is always straight.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)

A burn from a curling iron does look like a hickey. When I was a kid I used to burn myself. I would get teased, and it really was a curling iron burn.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Ri/rl)

418 414 I could probably help you with your hickey problem but first we will need some pictures. From multiple angles.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:20 PM (BO/km)

Just think of it as telemedicine.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (0mRoj)

419 You're so predictable and maddening and I am too. I hate myself for doing this to myself a-fcking-gain
Posted by: L, Elle at June




you mean the hickey, asking the question here or both?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)

420 Fen ... you wash your mouth out.

Only I can think shit like that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (fiGNd)

421 I hate myself for doing this to myself


You gave yourself a hickey on your shoulder??

RESPECT.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

422 A burn from a curling iron does look like a hickey. When I was a kid I used to burn myself. I would get teased, and it really was a curling iron burn.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Ri/rl)/i]


Sure it was.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

423 I hate myself for doing this to myself a-fcking-gain
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Rsi2C)

You gave yourself a hickey? Now I really need to know where it is.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM


We live in interesting times, Morons, given all the interesting things 'ettes are doing to themselves in the bathroom are starting to leak out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (DMUuz)

424 On the shoulder? The upper or 'lower' shoulder?

Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM (XoldI)

425 Usually I miss all the good stuff. I'm so glad to be here for Elles hickey!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM (niWBw)

426 I'm so miserable. Now I feel stupid again. I can't believe I wrote people suck and didn't see what was coming next. It's the mental fatigue and emotional drain from the last few weeks and the shit storm I've been trapped in and trying to help resolve.
Posted by: L, Elle at June



yeah you have been going through a lot. good to know it is getting better though.

the imrortant thing is the hickey though, how did you get it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (0wem/)

427 425 Usually I miss all the good stuff. I'm so glad to be here for Elles hickey!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM (niWBw)



An instant entry into the lore of the HQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (SRKgf)

428 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

The rukas always have hickeys on their necks. So do the cholos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (Ri/rl)

429 I'm so miserable. Now I feel stupid again. I can't believe I wrote people suck and didn't see what was coming next. It's the mental fatigue and emotional drain from the last few weeks and the shit storm I've been trapped in and trying to help resolve.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Rsi2C)


Hey ... I'm no relationship expert. Not by a long shot. But you seem at your wit's end. So maybe a little advice ? From a friend ?

STOP WHOEVER THE FUCK IS SUCKING YOUR SKIN TO THE POINT OF BRUISING !!!

You're welcome.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (fiGNd)

430 I saw Hickey Lickey open for Turkey Lurky at the Cow Palace in 73. Man what a show.

Posted by: Henny Penny at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (BO/km)

431 STOP WHOEVER THE FUCK IS SUCKING YOUR SKIN TO THE POINT OF BRUISING !!!

You're welcome.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (fiGNd)

If it happens to your wang, does that make it a dickey?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

432 the really bad hickeys are from walking into a door and falling down the stairs while burning yourself with a curling iron.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (0wem/)

433 No kidding DJayG...epic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (niWBw)

434 Poor Elle, I hope your weekend is going to be an oasis of relaxation and serenity.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (gBDU0)

435 I'm laughing so hard my face hurts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)

436 n00d

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM (z/Ubi)

437 STOP WHOEVER THE FUCK IS SUCKING YOUR SKIN TO THE POINT OF BRUISING !!!

You're welcome.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June




dude, roombas never stop until the battery need recharging.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM (0wem/)

438 416 I'm so miserable. Now I feel stupid again. I can't believe I wrote people suck and didn't see what was coming next. It's the mental fatigue and emotional drain from the last few weeks and the shit storm I've been trapped in and trying to help resolve.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM


And now you're decompressing, and we're helping. It's the Horde way.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM (DMUuz)

439 If it happens to your wang, does that make it a dickey?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)


Can't imagine. The heart attack would kill me first.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM (fiGNd)

440 L' Elle

We are only pulling your chain because we consider you a valued friend.

We care.

Therefore we pick.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (J+eG2)

441 The rukas always have hickeys on their necks. So do the cholos.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June




well, they are not even one degree of separation from human sacrifice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (0wem/)

442 We were sleeping with our baby daughter, who was being breast-fed, between us (okay, this was over 40 years ago). I woke up with a hickey on my upper arm.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (lIZQs)

443 Ya know I've been sucked into that hickey thing. If they're adept and sneaky it's done before you can stop it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (niWBw)

444 So Elle, which is worse? Getting known for having a hickey? Or being known for criticizing a guys porn choices while your buying skulls from him in his garage off Craigslist?

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (z/Ubi)

445 Alien face hugger bite

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (IqV8l)

446 The rukas always have hickeys on their necks. So do the cholos.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June




wait, are you saying L,Elle is a ruka?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (0wem/)

447 See all the Ettes are my real friends and helping me with real advice. All you guys are so mean. Why do I hang out here and take this shit? Oh yeah, I think I like all of you.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (Rsi2C)

448 Aw...I was hoping Ace's next thread was on Elle's hickey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (QGoUX)

449 Exactly VIA...and i mean were Trying to help.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:29 PM (niWBw)

450 the new thread better be real advice on how to quintuple your money in the market overnight because this is just getting good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:30 PM (0wem/)

451 n00d
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM


is it about hickeys?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (KCxzN)

452 So, what's a madda wit you?

Posted by: Zombie William Hickey at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

453 Ettes are my real friends and helping me with real advice. All you guys are so mean. Why do I hang out here and take this shit? Oh yeah, I think I like all of you.

Posted by: L, Elle at June



well, I am trying to help you not get the next hickey. the ettes are simply trying to help you avoid the shame and embarrassment of your next hickey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (0wem/)

454 SOCK OFF!

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (lIZQs)

455 No kidding Yankee...weve just broken the skin on this one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (niWBw)

456 See all the Ettes are my real friends and helping me with real advice

Seriously ... just tell Him/Her to stop.

I can't see how it's that pleasurable anyway.

Just Say No.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (fiGNd)

457 I'm not going anywhere till Elle has gotten all the help she needs. ..or can stand.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (niWBw)

458 wait, are you saying L,Elle is a ruka?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (0wem/)

No, not at all. The rukas whole neck are covered in hickeys, same with the cholos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (Ri/rl)

459 447 See all the Ettes are my real friends and helping me with real advice. All you guys are so mean. Why do I hang out here and take this shit? Oh yeah, I think I like all of you.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM


L, Elle, honey, the guys are too afraid to give you real hickey concealment advice, since you might not respect them in the morning.

However, I can give you some fabulous advice!

Posted by: Shemp at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (DMUuz)

460 Somebody better tell me what a ruka is really fast before I lose it. I'm not googling it. At least I have that part down on mistakes to avoid hanging out here

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (Rsi2C)

461 No, not at all. The rukas whole neck are covered in hickeys, same with the cholos.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June



oh. well it was more fun before you clarified my willful misinterpretation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (0wem/)

462 Aw...I was hoping Ace's next thread was on Elle's hickey.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (QGoUX)

ONT.

Only topic.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (OKpu1)

463 Somebody better tell me what a ruka is really fast before I lose it. I'm not googling it. At least I have that part down on mistakes to avoid hanging out here
Posted by: L, Elle at June



some kind of chicano ho or something. hangs out with the mexican gangbangers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:36 PM (0wem/)

464 Honest honey, it was remoras!

Posted by: Shark Husband at June 23, 2017 08:36 PM (XoldI)

465 Oh Thank You Nood Gods.
'm gone for a while. I need a drink and some sleep
See you later, jerks.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (Rsi2C)

466 One of those burka things that are all the rage might do the trick.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (BO/km)

467 really L,Elle instead of putting up with all this insensitivity you should just tell everyone to SUCK IT! again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (0wem/)

468 Aaaswww...she called us jerks...she likes us!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (niWBw)

469 Oh Thank You Nood Gods.
'm gone for a while. I need a drink and some sleep
See you later, jerks.
Posted by: L, Elle at June




don't let the bed bugs bite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (0wem/)

470 *'m gone for a while. I need a drink and some sleep
See you later, jerks.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (Rsi2C)*

Wait. You weren't drinking when you got the hickey!?

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (OKpu1)

471 460 Somebody better tell me what a ruka is really fast before I lose it. I'm not googling it. At least I have that part down on mistakes to avoid hanging out here
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (Rsi2C)

Ruka is Spanish slang for ol' lady. That's what we always call the gang guys girlfriends.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Ri/rl)

472 After all that blood loss, some sleep is probably best.

Telling Him/Her that a nice kiss is a better option would also be a wise play.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (fiGNd)

473 Ruka is Spanish slang for ol' lady. That's what we always call the gang guys girlfriends.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June



well, saying that L,Elle is the hq ruka is a little severe. not sure I would go that far.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)

474 Oh, I can't link. Bummer.

Y'all need to read this at NY Post. Honest.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
------

Here 'tis


http://tinyurl.com/y9g97aa2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (OdK9v)

475 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)

You're trying to get me in trouble.

Who should we nominate to be the head ruka?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (Ri/rl)

476 175 Tammy al-Thor
The actual buzz-cut, flannel shirt or pack-of-cigarettes-in-the-front pocket-of-the-T-shirt type of lesbians really are whacked and mean.

I knew one that was pretty mellow. She worked next to me for 2 years. She'd laugh at my jokes.
Even when I held my hands so my long thin fingers were dangling, and asked her if I was well hung.

Maybe she was the other end of the bell curve.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

477 You're trying to get me in trouble.

Who should we nominate to be the head ruka?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June




no. I would never want to get anyone into trouble. seriously. especially you.

do rukas usually vote on that type of thing or do they just kine of take over? more of a pack structure?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:49 PM (0wem/)

478 I've met a couple of butch lesbians who were fine as far as I could tell. I didn't have any problems with them nor them with me.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

479 So, we to choose the most influential 537 people in the country. What do we do? Hold popularity contests. Shouldn't we test them for intelligence?

Posted by: Joe Bar at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (111Er)

480 So, we "have" to choose the most influential 537 people in the country. What do we do? Hold popularity contests. Shouldn't we test them for intelligence?

Posted by: Joe Bar at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (111Er)

481 Elle, put a fake tattoo on it. Or go to David's Bridal. They have make-up for tattoos, so should cover the hickey.

Who are you hiding it from?

Bruise from hitting door frame is a good one?

I dunno. Have not had one for a long time.I do think husband would wonder who dun it. I had a giant one on neck during Mardi Gras one time. In Pat O'Brien's. Guy was from Uof NC. I hid it with turtle neck.

On the bright side I did not die of hickey on neck, as I read (somewhere) in last year some kid developed a clot near carotid. Death from hickey, not that it will happen to you, honey.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 09:59 PM (J5mzk)

482 Elle...you got the hickey during a meeting? Cool. My former meetings were dull and Robert's Rules. No hickeys.

The things you learn here.

I still don't know how that model killed herself with whipped cream thing. Maybe I don't want to know? Richard Gere? I remain traumatized by the cellulite on Kim Kardashian's large Queen Hottentot arse.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (J5mzk)

483 Don't forget the cuck - ass Continetti is a converted so he could marry Billy Kristol's only daughter. Are you people really reading him? Is Ace really following him? I guess when you're 29 yo a 35 yo might seem like a genius.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 24, 2017 07:05 AM (Jj+59)

The National Laughingstock: Our Deep State Embeds and Criminal Leakers Have Exposed Major US Covert Operation to Infect Russian Computer Networks with Malware


There apparently is only one Law the Deep State follows now: Get Trump.

Rather than reading the article, see Comrade Arthur's thoughts about this being primarily a blame-shifting exercise excusing Obama from acting: Obama didn't deploy his weapons, but Trump is somehow to be blamed for following Obama's lead.

I guess that makes Trump a Russian stooge -- but not Obama, for some reason.

In any event, it's pretty clear that serious natsec secrets are being leaked here, and there must be a legal reckoning.

Posted by: Ace at 05:05 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2017 04:54 PM (p+Wdc)

2 And I even read the content! Now to summon The Others...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2017 04:55 PM (p+Wdc)

3 Another story "leaked" to WAPO?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 04:55 PM (O2RFr)

4 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2017 04:56 PM (p+Wdc)

5 Greg Miller is a treasonous jackass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 04:56 PM (3OIiX)

6 Pie in the face!

Posted by: Russian stooge at June 23, 2017 04:56 PM (IqV8l)

7 Oh, and one more thing.... Hillary will never be President...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 04:57 PM (O2RFr)

8 Listen do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell woh woh woh closer

Posted by: John, Paul, George, Ringo at June 23, 2017 04:57 PM (FZYNt)

9 These fekkers will vote to impeach Trump unless he promises a shooting war with Russia before his term is out.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 23, 2017 04:57 PM (QtQaN)

10 Whatever happened to firing squads?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 04:57 PM (PY9jH)

11 There are no more secrets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 04:58 PM (80X3Z)

12 10 Whatever happened to firing squads?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 04:57 PM (PY9jH)



Firing squads are honorable.

These people need to be hanged like the common criminals they are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 04:58 PM (SRKgf)

13 I was not Russia's stooge. I was, however, Russia's bitch.

Posted by: Barry at June 23, 2017 04:58 PM (/Nite)

14 10
Whatever happened to firing squads?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 04:57 PM (PY9jH)

Too humane. I prefer stoning them to death.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

15 This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility

Posted by: Barry O at June 23, 2017 04:59 PM (FZYNt)

16 11 There are no more secrets.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 04:58 PM (80X3Z)



The only remaining secret: just exactly how bad Barry's transcripts are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 04:59 PM (SRKgf)

17 So now spilling secrets is a thing without punishment?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 04:59 PM (PY9jH)

18 Well, if Vlad didn't know and remove them before now, now he will.

Trump using them or not is a moot question.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

19 I will transmit this information to Vladimir

Posted by: D. Medvedev at June 23, 2017 04:59 PM (FZYNt)

20 So now spilling secrets is a thing without punishment?

As long as it makes Trump look bad...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 04:59 PM (O2RFr)

21 Its funny. I've generally said their is no difference between Hillary and Obama on policy issues but...

Hillary was clearly lining things up for war with Russia and Obama clearly didn't give a crap about Russia at all.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2017 05:00 PM (eSx+E)

22 WaPo may have stepped on their pee-pee with this one. Counter intelligence against a known threat and nothing done by their boy-king.

Not good.

Even if it is Friday.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:00 PM (48QDY)

23 Well this certainly isn't going well for the dems is it? Time to turn over Obama to the Russians for questioning I'd say.

Mueller: " m'kay! all's good here! Let's wrap it up. Stat!"

Posted by: DanMan at June 23, 2017 05:00 PM (XTiHL)

24 President Two Scoops:

"Yeah, I'm getting the best advice from my natsec guys. Big intelligence. This country has the best programmers ever, so we uploaded a program that won't just destroy the Iranian nuclear program, but the Russian one too. It's a super powerful virus that takes total control of the nuclear arsenal and-"

*Checks Twitter*

"Well, of course it took over our systems while the NSA concentrates on my former campaign staff. Of course. I'm heading to my fallout shelter. I call it Vault One, it's yuge. Later."

Posted by: trev006 at June 23, 2017 05:00 PM (5Ag3u)

25 "Punish"- I think Obama really just wanted to spank Putin.

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I might get stabbed by a crazy liberal! at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (hZ+us)

26 Honest to G-d, if some Deep Stater knew the nuclear codes, I believe he/she would spill them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (PY9jH)

27 Oh my God its a Russian ICBM about to hit us!
Dem: Well at least its going to get TRUMP too!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (QtQaN)

28 >>These people need to be hanged like the common criminals they are.

Seems pedestrian.

How about coated in honey and staked out on an ant hill?

Posted by: Aviator at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (/Nite)

29 So, Obama did it, but it's Trumps's fault. Got it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (kTF2Z)

30 How about some Stuxnet for the National Laughingstock?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

31 In any event, it's pretty clear that serious natsec secrets are being leaked here, and there must be a legal reckoning.

I think we are well past legal reckoning. There needs to be a rash of accidental and curious deaths among the Intelligence Community.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (QQ+il)

32 "Punish"- I think Obama really just wanted to spank Putin.

And keep Hillary out of the WH?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (O2RFr)

33
The divide in this country is pretty crystal clear right now -- American versus Anti-American.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (PduNE)

34 Brattleboro supports putting out a warrent for that worls crimminall Trump to arrest him for crimes against persons of all collers. Please come join us in signing this pettition.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 23, 2017 05:02 PM (WmgTn)

35 25
"Punish"- I think Obama really just wanted to spank Putin.

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I might get stabbed by a crazy liberal! at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (hZ+us)

Me thinks he wanted to be spanked by Putin.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

36 No firing squads for for these treasonous assholes.

An ant hill, rope and honey. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 05:02 PM (80X3Z)

37 @33 "The divide in this country is pretty crystal clear right now -- American versus Anti-American."

Actually we lost that election in 2012.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 23, 2017 05:02 PM (QtQaN)

38 I won't count on any deep state leakers being caught or prosecuted. It doesn't seem to be a priority for any department head, including Sessions.

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 05:03 PM (LQ1Q3)

39 Of course, all Obama has to do is spin some far-fetched yarn of his unbridled heroism, leak it, and the press will run with it all as if its fact.

Once again, Gaylord's legacy is all theoretical.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

40 Most computers in the world are infected withthe malware known as Windows.

Posted by: Ditz on TV at June 23, 2017 05:03 PM (BO/km)

41 Don't call my bluff, Vlad.

Posted by: Barry Obama at June 23, 2017 05:03 PM (TO4Og)

42 zzzzzZZZZZzzzzz

Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at June 23, 2017 05:03 PM (QQ+il)

43 including Sessions.
Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 05:03 PM (LQ1Q3)

Well, he can do about as much as buzzion.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:04 PM (48QDY)

44 Sorry, aviator. Posted before seeing your comment.

Like the way you think.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 05:04 PM (80X3Z)

45 "His secret struggle."

OMG.

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I might get stabbed by a crazy liberal! at June 23, 2017 05:04 PM (hZ+us)

46 I don't believe a word of it.

First, something like this is not handled by a lowly 'courier'. It will be somebody at deputy director or above. He will show it to the four people, and then take it back to the CIA to go into the safe marked 'family jewels'.

Second, this is Trump, and the deep state is leaking crap to undermine Trump and praise Obama, and quite likely nothing leaked is true.

Third, this is the Washington Post. Neither the Post, nor the NYTimes have any credibility left when it comes to National Security.

Fourth, these anonymous leakers are Obama loyalists and can not be trusted.

Not buying the story. Not for a second.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 23, 2017 05:04 PM (m9X4Y)

47 OT A Nebraska Democratic Party official is now in hot water. An audio recording was posted on YouTube Thursday with Phil Montag, a technology chairman, voicing how glad he was Louisiana Congressman Steve Scalise got shot last week at a baseball practice. Nebraska Democratic Party chairwoman Jane Kleeb confirmed to FOX 42 News Thursday it was really his voice. "His whole job is to get people, convince Republicans to (expletive) kick people off (expletive) health care. I'm glad he got shot," said Montag in the audio recording. "I wish he was (expletive) dead," said Montag in the recording...Yea he got fired. But still. The party of tolerance!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 23, 2017 05:05 PM (2S3bc)

48 Are you ready for some nuclear football?

Posted by: Hank Jr. at June 23, 2017 05:05 PM (IqV8l)

49 I think this just show obama as an ineffectual, joke of a President...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 05:05 PM (O2RFr)

50 36 No firing squads for for these treasonous assholes.

An ant hill, rope and honey. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 05:02 PM (80X3Z)

I think Nero had someone executed by means of raped by a giraffe.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 05:05 PM (ANIFC)

51 "There are no more secrets."

That you know about.

Posted by: Project Blueballs at June 23, 2017 05:05 PM (BO/km)

52 The zombie Rosenbergs are all, "WTF???"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 05:05 PM (PY9jH)

53 "The divide in this country is pretty crystal clear right now -- American versus Anti-American."

Actually we lost that election in 2012.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 23, 2017 05:02 PM (QtQaN)

I still think some percentage of Republican voters thought they were voting for Tiger Woods that year.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 23, 2017 05:06 PM (PduNE)

54 In any event, it's pretty clear that serious natsec secrets are being leaked here, and there must be a legal reckoning.

Here's hoping some leakers get badly hooked.

http://tinyurl.com/y9d7vpph

Because hope is all that's left from recent experience.

Posted by: DaveA at June 23, 2017 05:06 PM (FhXTo)

55 Posted by: Minnfidel at June 23, 2017 05:05 PM (2S3bc)

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=370377

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 23, 2017 05:06 PM (QQ+il)

56 38 I won't count on any deep state leakers being caught or prosecuted. It doesn't seem to be a priority for any department head, including Sessions.
Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 05:03 PM (LQ1Q3)

----------------

And you know this how?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:06 PM (kTF2Z)

57 I skimmed the article (God, I hate going to WaPo), but didn't see any mention that the dossier that was "hand carried" to the president has been completely discredited. Or that Russia's attempted hacking was aimed at both sides. Or anything else even remotely unbiased.



Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I might get stabbed by a crazy liberal! at June 23, 2017 05:06 PM (hZ+us)

58 HumanProgress.org indexes gender equality.

Malaysia and Saudi rank with the US, Uruguay, and Argentina. apparently Libya is more pro woman than all of us

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 05:06 PM (wB1Em)

59 Hanging is too good for these traitors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2017 05:07 PM (SEnIW)

60 So Obama fiddled, and Hillary got burned.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

61 Operation Ivy Bells was the CIAs most successful mission against the Soviet Union that at least been made public. It of course was a joint operation with the Navy and NSA.

I try to think of this and also the mission to recover a sunken Soviet sub right under the Soviets nose to have hope that they are still capable of doing these things and I just don't know about it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 05:07 PM (X8p7j)

62 HumanProgress.org indexes gender equality.

An SPLC-style scam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 05:08 PM (oVJmc)

63 Why should we believe a fucking word the WaPo publishes?

Posted by: DaveA at June 23, 2017 05:08 PM (FhXTo)

64 . It doesn't seem to be a priority for any department head, including Sessions.
----

ZZZZ

ZZZZ

ZZZZ

Huh? What? I had this awesome dream that Hilary Clinton lost the election and I was appointed to his cabinet.

It was a great dream.

What? Wait? Its real. Oh crap. How long have I been out??!

Posted by: Slumberin Sessions at June 23, 2017 05:08 PM (eSx+E)

65 Obama did nothing and now they're trying to make him out to be a hero. If he 'knew" about Russian hacking, he should have done something about it--and made it public.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:08 PM (7uYFy)

66 "His secret struggle."

OMG.

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I might get stabbed by a crazy liberal! at June 23, 2017 05:04 PM (hZ+us)



Which was apparent to all of us who could see he wanted to mince out of the closet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 05:09 PM (493sH)

67 So Obama fiddled, and Hillary got burned.

My thought are if this was the case why didn't obama do something to "save" Hillary! from losing because the big, bad Ruskies were stacking the deck for a Trump win.... With Trumps "help" of course...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 05:09 PM (O2RFr)

68 And that picture where Obama is giving Vlad the "mean look?" Lol.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:09 PM (7uYFy)

69 I am convinced they will do anything including starting a f*cking war to get rid of trump... deep state, donks, nevertrumpers all

Posted by: E.T. at June 23, 2017 05:09 PM (P1GJy)

70 This revelation is all after-the-fact, and there is ZERO way to confirm any of it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

71 nope, sorry, i'm in types - deletes territory on this one.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 05:10 PM (i81II)

72 So cyber-meddling in another Country is okay now that we know Obama did it. Right?

Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2017 05:10 PM (G0vdT)

73 In any event, it's pretty clear that serious natsec secrets are being leaked here, and there must be a legal reckoning.

Yes. This is firing squad sort of treason.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 05:10 PM (rZ+mb)

74 Hmmm.... did they use the hacking tools that got hacked from the NSA and released?

/shakes head sadly

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:11 PM (NgKpN)

75 This revelation is all after-the-fact, and there is ZERO way to confirm any of it.

They never have to... Their sycophants in the media run with it and air it day and night...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 05:11 PM (O2RFr)

76 And that picture where Obama is giving Vlad the "mean look?" Lol.

----

I love the way that Putin plays to the camera and Obama comes off looking like an impotent chump. If you really have the big stick, you don't have to make faces at the other guy. You just whack him.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 23, 2017 05:11 PM (m9X4Y)

77 Did they run this now because the whole "RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA" thing has run out of steam and WaPo doesn't want to waste the time and money they already spent?

Hence, the bizarre and ominous photos and color choices - SCARY!.

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I might get stabbed by a crazy liberal! at June 23, 2017 05:11 PM (hZ+us)

78 And this "Obama the Hero" narrative is being spun by his usual fellators in the media--and the very people who dropped the ball on cyber-security are now employed throughout the MSM.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:11 PM (7uYFy)

79 I told Putin to knock it off. I assumed he would respect my authority. Plus my b-ball game is street!

Posted by: Preezy 44 at June 23, 2017 05:11 PM (bc2Lc)

80 Yes. This is firing squad sort of treason.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 05:10 PM (rZ+mb)

This^^^^

But instead they'll live out their days like Lois Lerner.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:12 PM (48QDY)

81 So were these cyber weapons deployed before or after election night.

Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2017 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

82 Q: When do people/traitors/Democrats start going to jail?

A: Once the traitorous/seditious media is done away with.


Media Delenda Est. We've Had Enough (WHE)

Posted by: LGoPs at June 23, 2017 05:12 PM (EWZTH)

83 Are there comments at WaPo? Because I always love how the progs come out to defend their chocolate messiah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 05:12 PM (PY9jH)

84 ZZZZ

ZZZZ

ZZZZ

Huh? What? I had this awesome dream that Hilary Clinton lost the election and I was appointed to his cabinet.

It was a great dream.

What? Wait? Its real. Oh crap. How long have I been out??!
Posted by: Slumberin Sessions at June 23, 2017 05:08 PM (eSx+E)

Rip Van Sessions?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

85 I'm sure it's no big deal.

Posted by: The Zombie Rosenbergs at June 23, 2017 05:12 PM (QtQaN)

86 These a**holes would rather harm a sitting US president than the Russians trying to rebuild an evil empire.

**contemplates**

**spits**

**scratches crotch**

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2017 05:13 PM (LAe3v)

87 I don't even think Obama is actually making eye contact with Vlad in that picture. Anyway, he doesn't look "tough."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:13 PM (7uYFy)

88 Trump should black bag Soros with some independent contractors and rend him to Putin as an olive branch for peas. That would take the conflict way down.

Posted by: oddnot is fed up at June 23, 2017 05:14 PM (g1MTt)

89 I agree with Skandia. From the details given, it just doesn't pass the sniff test.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2017 05:14 PM (2VN2E)

90 Well, I guess Sessions should take to twitter to make public all he's doing. Short of that, let's just all assume that he's spending his days lurking at the HQ and playing video games.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:14 PM (kTF2Z)

91
Which was apparent to all of us who could see he wanted to mince out of the closet
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 05:09 PM (493sH)


Prance or flounce...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 05:14 PM (pNxlR)

92 Obama...Barack Obama.

Man, that makes Reggie soooo hot!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 23, 2017 05:15 PM (qJhUV)

93 This is great.

Now Russian Cyber Security experts will be going over everything. If there was any NSA software, it will be gone by Monday. Along with any other cyber bugs planted in Russia by Israel, China, Britain, or anyone else.

And as a bonus, Russia will be able to take the software apart and develop their own attack software based on it.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 05:15 PM (4dz1m)

94 I just *had* to check the comments at the WaPo.

An Obamabot sez Putin looks tiny compared to Barry and thus probably felt intimidated.

LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 05:15 PM (PY9jH)

95 81 So were these cyber weapons deployed before or after election night.
Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2017 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

Note, the Dems were saying any potential Hacking of our systems by the Russians, was an act of war, worse than 9/11.

This, if true, is an admission that we hacked Russian systems....

uuhhhhhh......

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:16 PM (NgKpN)

96 Honest to G-d, if some Deep Stater knew the nuclear codes, I believe he/she would spill them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 05:01 PM (PY9jH)

They did it to the UK already.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 23, 2017 05:16 PM (dargh)

97 well, it could be even worse. the entire story about obama having planted malware in the russian system could be entirely false so there is no way for Trump to act even if he wanted to and therefore no way to disprove he is a russian stooge.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 05:16 PM (0wem/)

98 I'm still sick as crap. Think I'll go fold laundry to clear my head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 05:17 PM (PY9jH)

99 Reagan built B-1 bombers in order to attack Russia, Trump has yet to use them

Posted by: This is CNN at June 23, 2017 05:17 PM (ANIFC)

100 "Legal reckoning"?

Does that come with the box seats at Nats Park?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 05:17 PM (MINbv)

101
This is a pretty funny video I think. Scroll to about 2 minutes. Extra points if you spot the midget.

http://tinyurl.com/yd965s2w

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2017 05:17 PM (r+sAi)

102 This story about Obama is coming out either because the "Russia Hacking" is about out of steam OR because people are starting to ask questions about what Obama was doing to stop said 'Hacking." Either way, no one is buying except Obama worshippers...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:17 PM (7uYFy)

103 If the obama admin was deep enough into Russian systems to plant these cyber weapons, surely they could see what the Russians were up to with our election. Wonder why they didn't do anything to stop it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:17 PM (kTF2Z)

104 This would seem to me to be sensitive information. Why is it being published?

Another Reality Winner?

Posted by: Johnny Debt at June 23, 2017 05:18 PM (xAvrH)

105 screw rendition to putin, Trump should hit him with a rico prosecution.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 05:18 PM (0wem/)

106 I can't even keep up=

Trump has basically been cleared of all "RUSSIAN COLLUSION" by everyone who has testified.

So now the MFM has to keep the flames of hate and conspiracy alive by saying Trump didn't do anything more to punish the Russians than Obama did?

And how do they know that Trump did NOT activate this cyber-malware-whateverware that they have now leaked to the world?

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I might get stabbed by a crazy liberal! at June 23, 2017 05:18 PM (hZ+us)

107 68
And that picture where Obama is giving Vlad the "mean look?" Lol.

Posted by: JoeF



Ooooh, da, I haf soiled myself.

Posted by: Vlad at June 23, 2017 05:18 PM (LAe3v)

108 Since there is never any "proof" or quest to "authenticate" these "stories "

How about we write something and put it out there.

Any good ideas?




Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 05:19 PM (O2RFr)

109 Prance or flounce.."


Tomato, tohmahto...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 05:19 PM (MINbv)

110
Oh, Bawwy, stop with the stink eye!
No, really, Bawwy, stop!
C'mon, Bawwy, you're scarin...

* guffaws *

I can't do this any longer!
Let's take this outside, Girlie Man, my tiger is hungry.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (pNxlR)

111 So how come, if voting is so sacred, we aren't allowed to get the illegals off the rolls? Don't they count as foreigners hacking our election?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (pJaW6)

112 I'd love to say that leakers should be prosecuted and put to death. But come on, what do you expect? You see a tree sick with blight then get surprised the fruit is rotten.

It's like trying to "reform" the KGB. The Russians had more sense, so they just disbanded it. These people are doing a fine job of demonstrating that their jobs are superfluous at best: are you really demanding the DOJ waste their time prosecuting?

Of course, I will join you in rage if these sacks of shit ever claim their opposition to the President was ever about patriotism, but hey. One thing at a time.

Posted by: trev006 at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (5Ag3u)

113 Prance or flounce.

Swish.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

114 This would seem to me to be sensitive information. Why is it being published?

Another Reality Winner?
Posted by: Johnny Debt at June 23, 2017 05:18 PM (xAvrH)

I was wondering the same thing. Why is this coming out now?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (7uYFy)

115 Well, I guess Sessions should take to twitter to make public all he's doing. Short of that, let's just all assume that he's spending his days lurking at the HQ and playing video games.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:14 PM (kTF2Z)

I get your point.

But PDT was the one that got the ice rink/park built faster and under budget. We've lived this back sliding crap for 8+ years and haven't seen the first cinder block laid for the wall. AHCA is a mess. Taxes????

The Lynch thing does give me a glimmer of hope.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (48QDY)

116 Let's take this outside, Girlie Man, my tiger is hungry.

A new euphemism!!!

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

117
I think the story is made up. As most of WaPo's unnamed sources stories eventually turn out to be.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2017 05:21 PM (r+sAi)

118 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (pNxlR)

Yes.... Vlad Putin, Black Belt in Judo, and ex KGB Agent, is surely intimidated...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:21 PM (NgKpN)

119 The same idiots revealed stuxnet to be of American origin. Sen. Feinstein is a known leaker and all around blabber mouth.

Posted by: 13times at June 23, 2017 05:21 PM (WHVu+)

120 113
Prance or flounce.



Swish.

Posted by: Grump928(c)


Helical arabesque.

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2017 05:21 PM (LAe3v)

121 Why is this coming out now?"

Gotta get the Dims hate fest off of page one...

Look, squirrel!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 05:22 PM (MINbv)

122 I was wondering the same thing. Why is this coming out now?

Because Obama has climbed out from under his rock and started "campaigning" and opening his mouth again

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2017 05:22 PM (O2RFr)

123
58 HumanProgress.org indexes gender equality
Malaysia and Saudi rank with the US, Uruguay, and Argentina. apparently Libya is more pro woman than all of us.

Yes, we really should allow women to drive, and leave the house unescorted!

I wonder how much equality exists in Libya today? I think Mogadishu on the Mediterranean is a better description.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 05:22 PM (4dz1m)

124 Yes.... Vlad Putin, Black Belt in Judo, and ex KGB Agent, is surely intimidated...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:21 PM (NgKpN)

Right. And if anyone has pictures of Barry and Reggie in the bathhouse.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:22 PM (7uYFy)

125 So how come, if voting is so sacred, we aren't allowed to get the illegals off the rolls? Don't they count as foreigners hacking our election?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (pJaW6)

Stolen.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:23 PM (48QDY)

126 Obama is the sitting president who knew the bad-guy Russians were interfering and influencing our nation's presidential election and who did nothing to stop it, right?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:23 PM (c2K1w)

127 Everything the fascist left accuses us of, they are already doing or have elaborate plans to do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 23, 2017 05:23 PM (npdX6)

128
Prance or flounce.
Swish.


Sashay

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 05:23 PM (lKyWE)

129 Hey, Barry, what say we exchange our main squeezes?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Vlad at June 23, 2017 05:23 PM (LAe3v)

130 It seems the Democrats are utterly incapable of sane, rational criticism of Trump and the Republicans. Surely there are things they could reasonably be expected to disagree, but they've done nothing other than shriek and foam at the mouth about bullshit.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 23, 2017 05:23 PM (hJrjt)

131 rubarack

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 05:24 PM (0wem/)

132
This is a pretty funny video I think. Scroll to about 2 minutes. Extra points if you spot the midget.


They're ALL midgets! Oh, you meant physically -- coulda sworn you said "mental midgets"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 05:25 PM (pNxlR)

133 9 These fekkers will vote to impeach Trump unless he promises a shooting war with Russia before his term is out.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 23, 2017 04:57 PM (QtQaN)

---

I sort of think this is the plan so they'll have something familiar to campaign against.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:25 PM (c2K1w)

134 88 Trump should black bag Soros with some independent contractors and rend him to Putin as an olive branch for peas. That would take the conflict way down.
Posted by: oddnot is fed up at June 23, 2017 05:14 PM (g1MTt)

I guess it would be a good idea to rend Soros but, I'd be satisfied with sending him to Putin.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 23, 2017 05:26 PM (hJrjt)

135 Obama is the sitting president who knew the bad-guy Russians were interfering and influencing our nation's presidential election and who did nothing to stop it, right?
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:23 PM (c2K1w)

I'm starting to think that they don't even stop to think whether or not the bilge they spew every day actually advances their narrative or not.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:26 PM (7uYFy)

136 >>I was wondering the same thing. Why is this coming out now?

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Shep at June 23, 2017 05:27 PM (/Nite)

137
Do these reporters who reveal national security secrets actually think they're going to be on the 'safe side' of 50 ton blast doors when the SHTF?

This story reminds me of the North Korean missile hacking circle jerk, where the missiles were going awry. As soon as the story was revealed the North Korean missiles stopped going awry.

Gee, I wonder what happened?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 23, 2017 05:27 PM (PduNE)

138 Another Reality Winner?

Posted by: Johnny Debt at June 23, 2017 05:18 PM (xAvrH)

---

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that it's Obama himself. What are they going to do to the Historic First Black Gay President?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:28 PM (c2K1w)

139 I think this may be a direct response from the Obama deep state holdovers to Trumps tweet earlier in the week saying

"By the way, if Russia was working so hard on the 2016 Election, it all took place during the Obama Admin. Why didn't they stop them?"

Showing that Obama's fragile ego once again.

Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2017 05:28 PM (G0vdT)

140 Pie in the face!

Posted by: Russian stooge


*****

Nyet, Nyuk, Nyet. Woo woo woot

Posted by: Moe-lotov at June 23, 2017 05:28 PM (mvenn)

141 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Washington Post.

You can bet there ain't a shred of truth anywhere in that asshole fabulist's story.

There ain't no "Imbedded" cyber bombs, just waiting to go off.
There ain't no "waiting for Trump to use them."

It's all bullshit.

"Unnamed sources say."

My unnamed sources say the Washington Times is less reliable and useful than the fucking Weekly World News. And they're right!

Posted by: The mainstream media can EABOD at June 23, 2017 05:29 PM (CEU4j)

142 But PDT was the one that got the ice rink/park built faster and under budget.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:20 PM (48QDY)

---------------

That would be analogous if, at the time, Trump was steadfastly opposed by the city council, the mayor, the unions, the media, and the rink owner.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:29 PM (kTF2Z)

143 I thought that revealing sources and methods, you know, like Trump was accused of doing, is treason and requires execution. That's what the Left told me so it must be true!

Posted by: alexthechick - manatees and corgis and happy crappy at June 23, 2017 05:29 PM (dEQP3)

144 Well, I guess Sessions should take to twitter to make public all he's doing. Short of that, let's just all assume that he's spending his days lurking at the HQ and playing video games.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:14 PM (kTF2Z)

I get your point.

But PDT was the one that got the ice rink/park built faster and under budget. We've lived this back sliding crap for 8+ years and haven't seen the first cinder block laid for the wall. AHCA is a mess. Taxes????

The Lynch thing does give me a glimmer of hope.
Posted by: golfman



A lot of the mishandling of classified documents are slam dunks. Where are the people that are going to jail over this?
When is sailor gets five years for having a picture of his workspace, where are the people that are going to jail over having or leaking classified documents this, is a slam-dunk.
Let's see some high profile jail sentences. There is no intent necessary for prosecution. If you've got an illegal classified document that you shouldn't have you are doing five years regardless.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2017 05:30 PM (j+h+K)

145 Mr. Sessions, paging Mr. Sessions. Please report to the white courtesy phone. And, while you're at it, please, for the love of God, pick up the red emergency phone, too.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 05:30 PM (H8S+R)

146 And to think Democrats laughed at Mittens who said the Russians were our top enemy.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2017 05:30 PM (Ot7+c)

147 Inasmuch that the Submarine Service has a proven record of decades of airtight security*, I propose that the leakers be taken to sea aboard a Seawolf Class attack sub.

And then be taken to Test Depth, and fired out of the torpedo tubes.

All of the leakers. Might take a few patrols to process them all, but it would work.

The bodies, crushed under the tons of pressure, won't be floating to the surface, either.

Crabs gotta eat, same as worms.


* The Walkers pretty much gave the Crown Jewels of USN Submarine Secrets to the Soviets, but were not themselves, dolphin wearing qualified Submariners. Just crypto-qualified traitors in the comms arena of support to the Submarine Service.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2017 05:30 PM (v5iqM)

148 >>Hey, Barry, what say we exchange our main squeezes?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Posted by: Vlad

Do I get a say in this?

Posted by: Reggie at June 23, 2017 05:31 PM (/Nite)

149 Reggie Love took out his cock for Obama to suck, but Obama didn't suck it, so now it's up to Trump to... never mind. Obama's sucking Reggie's cock.

Posted by: Dang at June 23, 2017 05:31 PM (8b+oT)

150 James Comey was spotted at the NYTimes yesterday. What will the Times print that supports this Washington Post story?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 23, 2017 05:31 PM (m9X4Y)

151 Soon we'll learn that Podesta was a master strategist who lured the Russians into the malware trap via his password, and that Hillary's illegal towel closet server was necessary to transmit the data.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:32 PM (c2K1w)

152
Might I humbly propose an addendum to the AoSHQ Style Manual?

Deep State Cocksuckers

I know, it's not exactly original. But I have an affection for the word, because it's just so delightfully sordid, and gratuitously insulting.

Plus, it might possibly annoy Teh Ewok. Which is always fun.

Show of hands?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 05:32 PM (iFZVz)

153 So how come, if voting is so sacred, we aren't allowed to get the illegals off the rolls? Don't they count as foreigners hacking our election?

Posted by: Notsothoreau


****

Bingo!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2017 05:32 PM (mvenn)

154 Let's see some high profile jail sentences.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2017 05:30 PM (j+h+K)

145 Mr. Sessions, paging Mr. Sessions. Please report to the white courtesy phone. And, while you're at it, please, for the love of God, pick up the red emergency phone, too.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 05:30 PM (H8S+R)

See #80. Heads should roll. Including the clown former AG that thinks he may run in 2020.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:34 PM (48QDY)

155 question concerning Johnny Depp. If you could go back and kill John Wilkes Booth would you?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 23, 2017 05:34 PM (npdX6)

156 Wait, lefties think Putin was intimidated by ... Obama???? hahahaha..

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

157 The mainstream media can EABOD: "...My unnamed sources say the Washington Times Post is less reliable and useful than the fucking Weekly World News. And they're right!"

Bingo. Until they start using real names and dates, it's just BS piled on top of BS. And it will still be BS once they do.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 05:34 PM (H8S+R)

158 144
A lot of the mishandling of classified documents are slam dunks. Where are the people that are going to jail over this?

When is sailor gets five years for having a picture of his
workspace, where are the people that are going to jail over having or
leaking classified documents this, is a slam-dunk.

Let's see some high profile jail sentences. There is no intent
necessary for prosecution. If you've got an illegal classified document
that you shouldn't have you are doing five years regardless.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2017 05:30 PM (j+h+K)

Please. After the first 10 or so get sentenced, felonies on their record, future career hopes shattered, then I'll get excited.
Until then.............

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2017 05:34 PM (jxbfJ)

159 via his password"

Which still amazes me was - "password"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 05:35 PM (MINbv)

160 That article is longer than one of Ace's movie reviews and really says NOTHING

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 23, 2017 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)

161 Want to fix the CIA (FBI, NSA, etc.) really quick?

Fire every political appointee this weekend. Guilt, Innocence, don't give a shit. You either did it, or tolerated it. Announce to their second in commands the shit stops yesterday. Everyone gets put in the room with the voice stress analyzer and polygraph. Tell the truth, admit it all, name names and dates, you get your pension. Repeat as necessary based on what you find out. Lie, you get sent to Guantanamo to await trial.

Find a bunch of new people, and send the Washington DC minor, synchophant apparatchiks to the boonies. If necessary, build a new office at Point Barrow Alaska.

Signal business is no longer as usual.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 05:35 PM (4dz1m)

162
Deep State Cocksuckers


Deep State Suckers of Cock

A difference with distinction...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 05:36 PM (pNxlR)

163 Obama played 12 dimension chess!!11!1!!1!11

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 23, 2017 05:36 PM (0x/TW)

164 The only remaining secret: just exactly how bad Barry's transcripts are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 04:59 PM (SRKgf)

1.99999999999999999999999999999999999, rounded to 2.0

Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2017 05:36 PM (brIR5)

165 are these the same sources that said Ossoff was a lock for GA6?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 05:36 PM (wB1Em)

166 Please. After the first 10 or so get sentenced, felonies on their record, future career hopes shattered, then I'll get excited.
Until then.............
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



And that is what I am talking about. Let's start seeing some of the low-level people get busted, at least we can get excited.
Right now, we aren't even seeing the low-level people going to jail.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2017 05:37 PM (j+h+K)

167 just exactly how bad Barry's transcripts are. "

Zero
Point
Zero

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 05:37 PM (MINbv)

168 Want to fix the CIA (FBI, NSA, etc.) really quick?

Fire every political appointee this weekend. Guilt, Innocence, don't give a shit. You either did it, or tolerated it. Announce to their second in commands the shit stops yesterday. Everyone gets put in the room with the voice stress analyzer and polygraph. Tell the truth, admit it all, name names and dates, you get your pension. Repeat as necessary based on what you find out. Lie, you get sent to Guantanamo to await trial.

Find a bunch of new people, and send the Washington DC minor, synchophant apparatchiks to the boonies. If necessary, build a new office at Point Barrow Alaska.

Signal business is no longer as usual.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 05:35 PM (4dz1m)


Cleanse it like eating 6 Taco Bell Tacos with extra sauce !

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 23, 2017 05:37 PM (M+Lyo)

169 1.99999999999999999999999999999999999, rounded to 2.0
Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2017 05:36 PM (brIR5)

Soon.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at June 23, 2017 05:37 PM (48QDY)

170 164 The only remaining secret: just exactly how bad Barry's transcripts are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 04:59 PM (SRKgf)

1.99999999999999999999999999999999999, rounded to 2.0
Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2017 05:36 PM (brIR5)

He never even went. That's the secret.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 05:37 PM (ANIFC)

171 You know that trick where you put a note on an asshole parker's car? Where you say, "I'm so sorry I scratched your vehicle." but you didn't scratch it? So they go over their car with a fine-toothed comb trying to find the scratch.

That'd be awesome if this was Trump messing with their heads. "Yeah, we totally have this awesome hacker software on your holy of holies networks. Try not to look too hard for it." *snicker*

I'm afraid it's not that though.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2017 05:37 PM (jhqr1)

172 And you know this how?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:06 PM (kTF2Z)

----------

For one thing Nunes repeatedly requested since early March the names of everyone unmasked and the persons requesting unmasking. He has yet to receive that very easy to obtain information from any of the department heads. That indicates to me that none of the department heads have any interest in finding out the foul deeds of any their underlings.

So I won't count on anyone being brought to justice among the deep staters.

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 05:38 PM (LQ1Q3)

173 Sentences, should be long term - 10-20 years - and not to "Club Fed"-land.

Some leniency if you give-up others and testify against them.

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 05:39 PM (d3wbb)

174
He never even went. That's the secret.
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 05:37 PM (ANIFC)

Or he went as a Foreign Exchange student..

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:39 PM (7uYFy)

175 Find a bunch of new people, and send the Washington DC minor, synchophant apparatchiks to the boonies. If necessary, build a new office at Point Barrow Alaska.

Signal business is no longer as usual.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 05:35 PM (4dz1m

---

If possible, a bunch of low level nobodies from the boonies who have demonstrated they're quick learners. No political connections or motivations.

Son how would you like a promotion?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:39 PM (c2K1w)

176 He never even went. That's the secret.

---

That is what I think.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 23, 2017 05:39 PM (m9X4Y)

177 Let's see some high profile jail sentences. There is no intent

necessary for prosecution. If you've got an illegal classified document

that you shouldn't have you are doing five years regardless.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Zombie Sandy Berger at June 23, 2017 05:40 PM (qJhUV)

178 Wyle E. Podesta
Super Genius
Have Brain will Travel

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 23, 2017 05:41 PM (npdX6)

179 just exactly how bad Barry's transcripts are.

--

Michael is revealed to be the smart one.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:41 PM (c2K1w)

180 Nunes repeatedly requested since early March...That indicates to me that none of the department heads have any interest in finding out the foul deeds of any their underlings.

So I won't count on anyone being brought to justice among the deep staters.
Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 05:38 PM (LQ1Q3)

After 8 years it's obvious that Congress can't do shit.

Thus the frustration with Sessions.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:41 PM (48QDY)

181 He never even went. That's the secret.
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 05:37 PM (ANIFC)

Perhaps we'll never know....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 05:41 PM (7uYFy)

182 Now having skimmed the National Embarrassment article, it is to laugh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 23, 2017 05:42 PM (LTHVh)

183 >>>Zero
Point
Zero

***Dean Wormer face***

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 23, 2017 05:42 PM (5fqOI)

184 Probably installed through a secret server at Trump HQ in New York.

You know, before he was even a candidate for president.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 05:43 PM (4ErVI)

185 I wonder what Muller has to say publicly about Comey doing interviews with the NYT? I'm sure it is just fine legally.
I wonder why an insane story like this is planted just before Barry is scheduled to start out campaigning for the resistance DNC?

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 23, 2017 05:43 PM (B9t7n)

186 170,
"He never even went. That's the secret."

This would explain getting into Columbia for years 3 4 when Columbia didn't accept transfer students.

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 05:44 PM (d3wbb)

187 Hmmm. There's an interesting point. If WaPo just made up the sources, then no one can go to jail for leaking information since the information doesn't exist.

Posted by: alexthechick - manatees and corgis and happy crappy at June 23, 2017 05:45 PM (dEQP3)

188 If possible, a bunch of low level nobodies from the boonies who have demonstrated they're quick learners. No political connections or motivations.

Son how would you like a promotion?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:39 PM (c2K1w)

I'll take the job.

Here's my powerpoint presentation to protect the country:

1. Ban all Muslims from immigrating to the country.
2. Deport all Muslims currently in the country.

*shakes hands all around*

Welp, I guess that's it. You can mail me the check.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 05:45 PM (4ErVI)

189 Wait, lefties think Putin was intimidated by ... Obama???? hahahaha..

His Jazz Hands are terrifying. Don't call his bluff.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 23, 2017 05:46 PM (LTHVh)

190 Look Putin has Trump by the short hairs because of that golden showers thing. Fact. McCain passed along the info and he's a Republican.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2017 05:47 PM (7iUYS)

191 Otto Warmbeer steals a ten cent poster in North Korea and comes home in a box.

Deep state traitors leak secrets to their booty buddies in the media and it's all President Trump's fault here in the US.

Jeff Sessions needs to get off his wrinkled ass and start jailing people ASAP.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 05:47 PM (5VlCp)

192 Dean Wormer, John Vernon, could play some real bad ass villains. He was the bad guy on an episode of Mannix the other night.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 05:47 PM (8O3HH)

193 I heard that Gowdy wants out of Congress?

How about Special Counsel Trey Gowdy and his Grand Jury Investigation of leaks and misuse of classified information?

He could hire up a bunch of Trump Campaign people like Guiliani and Chritie , but give the real work to some hungry Federalist Society prosecutors.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 05:48 PM (4dz1m)

194 Hmmm. There's an interesting point. If WaPo just made up the sources,
then no one can go to jail for leaking information since the information
doesn't exist.


'Unnamed sources' also mean that any allegation, however outlandish, can run and never be questioned. As long as the media org is unconcerned about their 'integrity' (and we've seen they aren't), they can run complete fiction with no consequences whatsoever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

195 So how come, if voting is so sacred, we aren't allowed to get the illegals off the rolls? Don't they count as foreigners hacking our election?

Posted by: Notsothoreau


Judicial Watch claimed to have gotten hundreds of thousands of people off voter rolls (due to death, moving, etc.). Not sure how accurate that was.

Posted by: Johnny Debt at June 23, 2017 05:48 PM (xAvrH)

196 IIRC Putin started his country wide animosity towards gays right after meeting Obama.
Just sayin'

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 23, 2017 05:48 PM (B9t7n)

197 172,
"For one thing Nunes repeatedly requested since early March the names of
everyone unmasked and the persons requesting unmasking. He has yet to
receive that very easy to obtain information from any of the department
heads."

All records have been transferred to the Obama library for safe-keeping until disposal aka wiped "like with a cloth."

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 05:49 PM (d3wbb)

198 Obama ripped a rancid "silent but deadly" fart.
It will be up to Trump to decide whether he smelt it or denied it.

Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 05:49 PM (n1x/t)

199 >>>Dean Wormer, John Vernon, could play some real bad ass villains. He was the bad guy on an episode of Mannix the other night.

Mr. Big!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 23, 2017 05:50 PM (5fqOI)

200 198 Obama ripped a rancid "silent but deadly" fart.
It will be up to Trump to decide whether he smelt it or denied it.
Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 05:49 PM (n1x/t)

Swoon

Posted by: The MFM at June 23, 2017 05:51 PM (hJrjt)

201 Do you think that someone who has trouble opening an umbrella can intimidate Putin? Ummm... no.

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2017 05:52 PM (88xKn)

202 Anonymous sources are a tax and therefore legal.

Posted by: John Roberts at June 23, 2017 05:52 PM (npdX6)

203 So the Deep Staters leak this rot this week. Then, next week, they release some script-kiddie virus on Russia. Putin, of course, believes it was Trump attacking him and gets annoyed with Trump and the Deep Staters do their best Monty Burns "Excellent!"

Posted by: JB1000 at June 23, 2017 05:53 PM (3acYM)

204 187,

That would be the Rhodes way to do it. No classified intel legal problems and no problem with getting just the right "info" just at the right time. However it would prove "actual malice."

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 05:53 PM (d3wbb)

205 Judicial Watch claimed to have gotten hundreds of thousands of people off voter rolls (due to death, moving, etc.). Not sure how accurate that was.

I moved five times since 1998. Three different states, registered to vote in all. I wonder if there is some way to unregister at the old address? I never did.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 05:53 PM (4dz1m)

206 orrrr.... this whole thing is like the Bison Bomber...

The Soviet Union built 2, and showed them at an air show.... but mastroyka'd us into thinking they were building 100s, and that the range was intercontinental... when it could barely fly at all...

We bit... and rethought our entire air defense strategy based on a phantom threat....

Right now, I'm sure the Russian IT security folks are going nutso....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:54 PM (NgKpN)

207 "Do you think that someone who has trouble opening an umbrella can intimidate Putin? Ummm... no."


You did see how athleticism of going over hurdles and rocking 2 Kg dumbells did you not?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 23, 2017 05:54 PM (npdX6)

208 I'd be pretty okay with them saying Barry and Valerie pulled some very believable and completely underhanded, dishonest, weaselly Chicago bullsh*t on Putin, but saying anything about Barry intimidating him makes the entire thing ring false.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 05:55 PM (c2K1w)

209 Wait, lefties think Putin was intimidated by ... Obama???? hahahaha..

You say that cat Barry is a baddd mutha
Shut yo mouth!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 05:55 PM (qJhUV)

210 202 Anonymous sources are a tax and therefore legal.
Posted by: John Roberts at June 23, 2017 05:52 PM (npdX6)

Well... they are taxing my patience....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:55 PM (NgKpN)

211 We bit... and rethought our entire air defense strategy based on a phantom threat....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:54 PM (NgKpN)

And how did that work out for the old Soviet Union?

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (48QDY)

212 I coulda been a contenda ... IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!

Posted by: Jon Ossoff at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (xAvrH)

213 207 "Do you think that someone who has trouble opening an umbrella can intimidate Putin? Ummm... no."

You did see how athleticism of going over hurdles and rocking 2 Kg dumbells did you not?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 23, 2017 05:54 PM (npdX6)

Dont forget Moochelle and her rockin arms! Totes scary! Put her in coach!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (7iUYS)

214 IIRC Putin started his country wide animosity towards gays right after meeting Obama.
Just sayin'

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 23, 2017 05:48 PM (B9t7n)


Russia used to allow adoption of infants by Americans. Some American gay dudes, in the most vile demonstration of vileness ever, abused the ever-living-hell out of a Russian adopted infant. The Russian people heard of this, petitioned their government to stop the adoption to the USA. Their government agreed, the legislation went to Putin, and he signed it.

You can mark that day on the calendar as when the entire democrat party stuck their nose in the air as superior and the Russians became the enemy. When gay guys in this country could no longer have their symbol of normalcy to display as the latest fad item.

Putin seems to understand the concept of the 'consent of the governed'. Wish our own leaders would study up on that before it's too late.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (PduNE)

215 What I don't get is how they even think this story helps their side and hurts Trump. It doesn't.

It makes Obama look like an indecisive ditherer who had the chance to do something, but didn't. And it gives the Russians beautiful cover to say, from now on whenever this comes up,"We were just doing what you were doing." And they'll have a front page story in the WaPo to back them up.

Meanwhile, the big accusation against Trump has always been that he's an uncontrolled hothead who doesn't think before he acts. But in this case, he's acted in a calm, considered manner in relation to another foreign power. And that is supposed to make him look bad???

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (V2Yro)

216 i'm still trying to figure out why the Left is so damned insistent on starting a war with Russia...

WTF is their benefit?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (6Da5j)

217 NOOD


NOOD

Posted by: Nood alert at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (yqvys)

218
noods

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:58 PM (vjy0I)

219 Unnamed sources reveal that after that meeting, Putin said Obama talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (kTF2Z)

220 So Stuxnet was the name for the old worm will Barry's version be Douchenet?

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (6hUAo)

221 Off topic.

Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade. Chief Harteau shamed them heavily in last night's news. So dis a few other officers from other jurisdictions.

Listen for more updates tomorrow, when Black Lies Matter protests by halting the parade a few blocks in. They already did it somewhere else, Seattle?

I can hardly wait. I just love Blue on Blue.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (4dz1m)

222 He was too busy with Vera.

Posted by: True the Note at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (SJ184)

223 76 And that picture where Obama is giving Vlad the "mean look?" Lol.

----

I love the way that Putin plays to the camera and Obama comes off looking like an impotent chump. If you really have the big stick, you don't have to make faces at the other guy. You just whack him.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse

Obama has more experience making faces while facing away from the other guy. Or biting on a pillow. He's good at both. Take my word for it.

Posted by: Reggie at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (0ecq3)

224 WTF is their benefit?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (6Da5j)

https://tinyurl.com/y7rsoxzn

Jay Carney and Claire Shipman are all in.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (48QDY)

225 TFG intimidate Putin? Let's see...Putin was in the KGB, a rather brutal agency for intelligence and covert operations. Probably did some really nasty things to people. TFG spent his younger years smoking weed and pole. My money's on Putin.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (0mRoj)

226 WAPO should be in the shit for this. National Secrets. Someone had to put it on those systems, that guy's life is in over. I'm sure it's not accessible through the web. Start arresting and one of the turds will turn on his source. Then death penalty for all.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 23, 2017 06:07 PM (0ecq3)

227 211 We bit... and rethought our entire air defense strategy based on a phantom threat....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 05:54 PM (NgKpN)

And how did that work out for the old Soviet Union?
Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (48QDY)

Actually... for a few years... they did pretty good...

We built a bunch of F-105s... which turned out to be pretty useless in an actual fight...

It was not one of our intelligence agencies best day...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 06:07 PM (NgKpN)

228 This reads like fiction......can anyone say Ben Rhodes.
This is bs and was concocted because of Jeh Johnson's testimony which made Barry look like he didn't do anything.
This entire Russia story is to cover for the DNC insider LEAKS to wikileaks not any Russia DNC hacking. It also all leads to the death of Seth Rich and Barry and company's massive spying, leaking, and pressuring operation which went on for 8 years. We are also going to find out that because Barry and his minions were busy spying and taking down firewalls, there were an unprecedented number of hacks during his reign of terror.
Please let him campaign with every single democratic candidate forever and ever!

Posted by: flowerbelle1 at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (AkAvN)

229 obama looks like he's fixing to open up a can of fruit cocktail in that pic

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (nFwvY)

230 What's up with the tweets from Kahl on Miller's feed? Seems to say "yeah the Russians were meddling, and Obama couldn't do anything because GOP wouldn't step up".

So it's the Republicans' fault. For crying out loud, we have to go through a ninth year of this crap???

Posted by: Rick67 at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (SDC/U)

231 #229 looks like the JEF is ready to TOSS some fruit salad in that picture.

Posted by: torabora at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (RPW/2)

232 I was so flexible with Putin I showed him how easy it was to reach down and grab my ankles.

Posted by: JEF at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (RPW/2)

233 Hey I'm not all that bad at fu king up expensive stuff!

Posted by: Android at June 23, 2017 07:18 PM (RPW/2)

234 Way back when, when I was a very junior spook, it was pointed out to me that many times, it wasn't what we knew that was classified (after all, the Russians knew how many aircraft, and of what type, were based at the PVO Strany airbase in Archangelsk) but how we knew it. In other words, it's not knowledge, but methods that makes the material classified, sometimes.

Oh, well, guess that got shot out of the water, too.

Posted by: Retired Spook at June 23, 2017 07:49 PM (qReby)

235 Decades ago I heard the saying, "Everything you read in the newspaper is true except for those things you have personal knowledge of".

Posted by: FOAF at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (p0JMG)

236 "Obama secretly ordered cyberweapons planted in Russian networks. It will be up to Trump whether to use them. "


Well, not anymore.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 23, 2017 10:05 PM (eK0pE)

Love Trumps Hate, They Threatened: Swishy Bankrupt Actor Most Famous For Silly Hats and Stupid Accents Dreams About Assassinating the President

The name "Johnny Depp" is synonymous for "late in age one-note formerly famous person who is broke and is now making even more awful movies than he used to.

So now he's musing about the last time an actor killed a president, and wondering if it isn't time for another one to do the same.

The Secret Service should take this seriously -- Johnny Depp has been alleged to have a history of violence, though usually against women even smaller than himself.

The Black Mass actor split [with Amber Heard] last year amid accusations he was abusive, and although he has always denied the claims, The Management Group (TMG) stated they knew he was 'volatile' in filings submitted as part of their ongoing legal battle with their famous former client.

In documents submitted this week, the company said: 'During his recent divorce from Amber Heard, Depp publicly and repeatedly denied having physically assaulted his former wife and accused her of manufacturing the allegations to 'extend her 15 minutes of fame'.

'However, [TMG were] informed well after the fact through communications with various house staff and security that Depp had been extremely volatile and sometimes "gotten physical" with Heard. [They] were also later informed that Depp had violently kicked Heard during an incident that took place in or around 2014.'

During the bitter divorce battle, Amber made public texts she had exchanged with the 54-year-old star's assistant, in which the employee apologised for his boss' behaviour, but the actor denied the texts were real - a claim which TMG dispute.

Heard later settled for $7 million, with no party admitting fault.This article mentions other instances of Depp's alleged "volatility."

The deal came on the eve of a hearing scheduled to begin on Wednesday and last five days, unleashing combative, high-priced lawyers to battle over lurid claims of jealous paranoia, drunken rages, manipulative greed and a severed fingertip.

Heard, 30, filed for divorce in May and obtained a temporary restraining order, alleging her Oscar-nominated husband assaulted her after a drunken argument in their LA apartment. Her filing said Depp, 53, “began obsessing over something that wasn’t true” and “became extremely angry”, throwing a phone at Heard, striking her cheek and eye “with extreme force”.

A separate statement from a friend of Heard’s who witnessed the scene, Raquel Pennington, supported Heard’s version, including a description of Depp swinging a magnum-sized bottle of wine “like a baseball bat”.

Heard, who stars in the upcoming London Fields, supplied photographs of her bruised face and smashed wine bottles and said the incident fit a pattern of abuse, including a violent row in Australia which disrupted filming of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Io Tillett Wright, another friend of Heard’s, wrote in an essay for Refinery 29: “The reports of violence started with a kick on a private plane, then it was shoves and the occasional punch, until finally, in December, she described an all-out assault and she woke up with her pillow covered in blood. I know this because I went to their house. I saw the pillow with my own eyes. I saw the busted lip and the clumps of hair on the floor.”

Apparently the "severed fingertip" claim went like this: Depp accidentally severed the tip of his finger when raging about his suspicions that Heard was having an affair with much-more-manly actor Billy Bob Thornton. So he "dipped the stump" into blue ink and wrote "Billy Bob" and "Easy Amber" on a mirror.

Which isn't crazy or worrying at all, and the Secret Service should definitely not take a long look at this "volatile," drunk, financially distressed asshole.

We have nothing to fear from broken drunks with Nothing Left to Lose.

Posted by: Ace at 03:53 PM




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1 "Depp" means "fool' in German.

QED

Posted by: Noam Sayen at June 23, 2017 03:45 PM (611Lm)

2 The people saying "love trumps hate" sure seem to have a lot of hate to spread around. Seems like they're trying to convince themselves, rather than us.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 23, 2017 03:45 PM (KUaJL)

3 Amber Heard is hot.

Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 03:45 PM (n1x/t)

4 My thought: let them keep going. Then, about Nov. 1, 2018 -- round 'em up and imprison with felonies. Let 'em out Nov. 30, 2020. Or let 'em die in the joint.

Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at June 23, 2017 03:45 PM (QBQkV)

5 if you talk with a mouth full of jelly beans you sound just like jack sparrow

Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at June 23, 2017 03:46 PM (WwFyb)

6 Who is Johnny Depp?

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at June 23, 2017 03:46 PM (5fSr7)

7 I even read the whole thing

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 03:46 PM (4dz1m)

8 Hard to believe Depp got his start in "Nightmare on Elm Street." At least he had to courtesy to die violently there.

Posted by: jayhawkone at June 23, 2017 03:46 PM (ZD+J8)

9 He kinda looks like John Wilkes Booth, if you think about it...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at June 23, 2017 03:46 PM (P83tS)

10 This is the "actor" who needs people to radio his lines directly into a receiver in his ear so he can "act," right?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 03:46 PM (c2K1w)

11 My nieces and nephews are all terrified of him because of Willy Wonka.

They like the Gene Wilder version.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 23, 2017 03:46 PM (ul9CR)

12 Hey, let's support a Dim candidate in Georgia!

/hollywierd

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 03:46 PM (MINbv)

13 He's got swishy pirate down-pat.

I'll be even Shep could play the part.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

14 The Secret Service really has to put a stop to this. It is already out of hand.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2017 03:47 PM (dHOl3)

15 How does Billy Bob land the chicks?

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 03:48 PM (yqvys)

16 Hopefully Johnny Depp flees to hide in Venezuela with his Chavista buddies.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 03:48 PM (4dz1m)

17 Scurvy little weirdo. Never have been able to watch more than 5 minutes of one of his movies.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2017 03:48 PM (uLuPn)

18
The Secret Service really has to put a stop to this. It is already out of hand.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2017 03:47 PM (dHOl3)


The Obama "resistance" is probably plying them with hookers and blow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 03:48 PM (PY9jH)

19 Never got what some girls saw/see in Depp. Guys like Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, George Cloony... yeah, ok. They're good looking dudes. A guy with effeminate mannerisms, piercings, and makeup is not.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 23, 2017 03:48 PM (KUaJL)

20 Billy Bob Thorton is sexy as Hell.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2017 03:48 PM (uLuPn)

21 Johnny Depp has been alleged to have a history of violence, though usually against women even smaller than himself.


Of course. It's liberal strategy: never hit anyone who can hit back effectively.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 03:49 PM (SRKgf)

22 Well, at least he doesn't have much of a career to piss away anymore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 23, 2017 03:49 PM (Nwg0u)

23 I heard (no pun intended) on the radio that Depp apologized.

Apparently his agent got to him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2017 03:49 PM (2VN2E)

24 Sic Semper Bankrupt!

Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 23, 2017 03:49 PM (qJhUV)

25 Johnny looks like he could use a trip through the car wash.

Posted by: huerfano at June 23, 2017 03:50 PM (TO4Og)

26 Johnny Depp has issued an apology for a controversial comment about President Donald Trump, asking, When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?

It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone, the actor said in a statement to People on Friday.

No it came out as intended you asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2017 03:50 PM (dHOl3)

27 He swung a magnum sized bottle of wine at Heard?

I'm surprised he had the arm strength.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 03:50 PM (PY9jH)

28 15 How does Billy Bob land the chicks?
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 03:48 PM (yqvys)



Look at the competition.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 03:50 PM (SRKgf)

29 Snort!

Posted by: Whee. Watch the money go at June 23, 2017 03:50 PM (MINbv)

30 Johnny Depp looks like he has been dipped in grease.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2017 03:50 PM (uLuPn)

31 Secret Service should be alarmed if Trump is approached by someone covered in rags and bandanas (stolen from Substandard podcast)

Posted by: Lurker primus at June 23, 2017 03:51 PM (yBgqh)

32 Let them keep revealing themselves.

Posted by: no good deed at June 23, 2017 03:51 PM (hsb2w)

33

Now everyone knows about his violent past because he stepped in it.

Many would have continued to worship him, clueless about his personal life, but alas, he had to open his insane mouth. Because Trump Derangement Syndrome, and it's "cool" to do so.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2017 03:51 PM (fceHP)

34 What's eating Gilbert Grape ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 23, 2017 03:51 PM (M+Lyo)

35 I wonder if his apology had anything to do with a question someone asked him about the last time an insane stalker killed an actor.

Oh. That came out wrong. Bad joke.

His apology is worthless.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2017 03:51 PM (2VN2E)

36
Being all drunk, combative, spending all my money and slapping women around is just me getting in character to play a pirate.

I can write that off, right?

Posted by: Johnny Depp are due, le actor francaise at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (r+sAi)

37 I'm sure that Hollywood will treat Depp the same way they treated Gibson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (viSzi)

38 I almost wish President Trump would invite him to The Whitehouse for a personal meeting.

Rub his nose in it. Humiliate him.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (4dz1m)

39 Maybe some senile mobster will shoot depp because they think he really is donnie brasco? Poetic Justice?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (dHOl3)

40 It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone, the actor said in a statement to People on Friday.

No it came out as intended you asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2017 03:50 PM (dHOl3)



This.

Apparently the focus groups have come back in, and they were grim-faced. Hence the "apology."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (SRKgf)

41 Johnny Depp was never my cup of tea, but he was much better looking when he was young, before fame and drugs messed him up.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (FQKBL)

42 38 I almost wish President Trump would invite him to The Whitehouse for a personal meeting.

Rub his nose in it. Humiliate him.
Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (4dz1m)



Make him enter and leave through the trash entrance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf)

43 I'm curious. Guy on the radio wondered what the reaction would be if a week after the Giffords shooting, Bruce Willis made "a joke" about killing Obama.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2017 03:53 PM (2VN2E)

44 Interesting thing about Depp's rant though.

He says his bit about actors...smiles at the import...then says "But I'm a liar".

I wonder if this isn't a deep Freudian slip. He knows he is full of shit and can't help but admit to it when he feels forced to say what he actually is.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2017 03:53 PM (eSx+E)

45 Sounds like Depp has a bad case of coke weenie.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

46 Shep Smith and Don Lemon in the roles they were made for:

"Ass Pirates of the Caribbean"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (PY9jH)

47 His comeback movie will be Butt Pirates of Fire Island: The Enswishening.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (Nwg0u)

48 before fame and drugs messed him up."

So what, about 11 years old?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (MINbv)

49 That last line's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (mrfTe)

50 I never understood why Johnny Depo took off while Richard Grieco flopped.

Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (n1x/t)

51 How did we, as a country, stop the KKK from attacking people it didn't like?

Its becoming clear we need to implement the same policies now against the Antifa scum and their public mouthpieces.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (eSx+E)

52 I've yet to see Disney respond to this twat joking about our President being assassinated.

That's not really surprising though, Disney were once deeply a part of traditional American sociery, but now they are firmly in camp with the cultural Marxists.

#boycottthehouseofmouse

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (tSdA3)

53 Edward Bottle-hands

Posted by: Movies Not Made at June 23, 2017 03:55 PM (yqvys)

54 15 How does Billy Bob land the chicks?
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 03:48 PM (yqvys)

Large net, right into the boat.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 03:55 PM (0mRoj)

55 Johnny looks like he could use a trip through the car wash.
Posted by: huerfano at June 23, 2017 03:50 PM (TO4Og)

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It's reported he eschews bathing and his ...... fragrance.... can be overpowering on the set...

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2017 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

56 Well, phooey. I liked a lot of his movies but this is one toke over the line.
And I was looking forward to "Murder on the Orient Express". Guess I'll have to rent the old version with Lauren Bacall( but no Bogey).

Posted by: mark at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (VuQKj)

57 23 I heard (no pun intended) on the radio that Depp apologized.

Apparently his agent got to him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2017 03:49 PM (2VN2E)

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Shame that's not how implied assassination plans work. Nice of him to admit it, though. Should make the case against him much easier.

Seriously, this sh*t has to stop, and the only way it will is to take it seriously. This isn't even a f*cking filmmaker on YouTube no one has ever heard of. This is the kind of thing that promotes mass assassination attempts against political party members during baseball practice.

End it.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (c2K1w)

58 Oh and looking at this from another perspective, we now have the left lionizing John Wilkes Booth.

Didn't see that one coming....

Of course they still hate Robert E Lee and Stonewall Jackson with a passion.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (eSx+E)

59

Daddy din't rape me *sob*

Posted by: JD at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (WzP6q)

60 Johnny Depp was never my cup of tea, but he was much better looking when he was young, before fame and drugs messed him up.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (FQKBL)

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I actually liked him on 21 Jump Street

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

61 I can barely control my bowels. Maybe I can become a spokesman: Johnny Depp depends on Depends! hic

Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (bc2Lc)

62 But his eyeliner is so dreamy! *sigh*

Posted by: Shep! at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (vg8iE)

63 johnny depp looks like a skeezer you would see sleeping in the east st louis bus station. probably just as addled too. couldn't find d.c. if you pointed it out for him on google maps. the guy is a deranged fucktard. always was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (KP5rU)

64 Billy Bob Thornton is quite sexy.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (a0IVu)

65 Depp makes comment about actor kiling a republican.
Last republican killed by an actor was Lincoln.
Lincoln freed the slaves.

Therefore... it's obvious. Depps comment reveals that he hates black and wants them to be slaves.

/yeah, I can do crazylogic.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (aT+Bx)

66 42 38 I almost wish President Trump would invite him to The Whitehouse for a personal meeting.

Rub his nose in it. Humiliate him.
Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (4dz1m)


Make him enter and leave through the trash entrance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf)

And demand he take a shower first.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (0mRoj)

67 Borders are racist, gender is a social construct, and Islamophobia is the true danger here.

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (jMfTa)

68 >>>And I was looking forward to "Murder on the Orient Express".

No Asians in this version! It's racist!

Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (n1x/t)

69 Guys, guys...he's said he was only JOKING that an actor maybe ought to assassinate the president soon. It's like if I wondered aloud in front of a crowd when the last time a guy who frequents Ace of Spades cut off an asshole actor's balls and shoved them down his throat. I'd be all "Right? Yeah - this guy gets it." It's about knowing your audience.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen the video? Has anyone noticed all the horrified gasps? Yeah neither did I.

Posted by: mx4 at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (uJqEF)

70 I enjoy Depp as Jack Sparrow and thought he was fine in 'The Ninth Gate' but otherwise, don't care about him or any other actor's opinions. Most non-Adam Baldwin actors are idiots.

And Amber Heard is a heartless bisexual gold digger. Hot as hell, but not worth sticking your dick into, let alone putting a ring on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (3OIiX)

71 Drunken arguments. Obviously aiming to tug at the heart-strings of potential moron jurors. Did he say he was selling the French village so he could buy more Valu-Rite Vodka?

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (nlbfN)

72 Has Hillary chimed in to remind us that 'women who claim such and such should be believed?"

or would that cut into the fundraising from Hollywood dumbasses?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 03:58 PM (ILitO)

73 I almost wish President Trump would invite him to The Whitehouse for a personal meeting.
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Invite him to take a guided tour of the Lincoln memorial with you.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2017 03:58 PM (eSx+E)

74 The last actor to assassinate a president was a pro-slavery treasonous democrat who killed an anti-slavery republican. Nice mental picture Johnny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 23, 2017 03:58 PM (4e+hS)

75 71 Drunken arguments. Obviously aiming to tug at the heart-strings of potential moron jurors. Did he say he was selling the French village so he could buy more Valu-Rite Vodka?
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (nlbfN)

Over there it's "Le Valu-Rite."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 03:58 PM (0mRoj)

76 If he kills her, will it be the Heard shot 'round the world???

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (nlbfN)

77 Remember when Depp and Heard tried to smuggle their Yorkies into Australia and got caught?

They had to record an apology video. It's hilarious. Depp looks like he'd rather be into his third bottle of wine and sixth Oxy.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (jhqr1)

78 sooo... ghey porn? I hear Charlie Sheen is also looking for parts

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (Cc/b5)

79 let alone putting a ring on."

On what again?

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (MINbv)

80

Who's gonna do anal reverse cowboy for me now that Amber's gone? *sob*

Sheppy, is that you?

Posted by: JD at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (WzP6q)

81 15 How does Billy Bob land the chicks?
Posted by: goodluckduck
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Former minor league baseball player in the Royals organization and a decent musician.

And also he's not a little girl like Johnny Depp.

Posted by: Furious George at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (j+dfT)

82 What no beer summit?

That would end well.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (M3pAJ)

83 Hey not everyone can wear lots of makeup while doing a crap Keith Richards impersonation.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (QtQaN)

84 60 Johnny Depp was never my cup of tea, but he was much better looking when he was young, before fame and drugs messed him up.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 23, 2017 03:52 PM (FQKBL)

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I actually liked him on 21 Jump Street
Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2017 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

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You mean his cameo at the end when he dies because Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are lovably inept at their jobs?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (viSzi)

85
...... AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.......*THING*.....ON YOUR HEAD IN THE LONE RANGER?!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2017 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

86 The way most ugly men do: wealth, fame and charm.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 04:00 PM (3OIiX)

87 Don't those film things get a lot of tax benefits?

Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at June 23, 2017 04:00 PM (QBQkV)

88
if you talk with a mouth full of jelly beans you sound just like jack sparrow

I think he said he just imitated Keith Richards.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 04:00 PM (qJhUV)

89 Now that Kathy Griffin can tell a joke!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 23, 2017 04:00 PM (Nwg0u)

90 86 The way most ugly men do: wealth, fame and charm.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 04:00 PM (3OIiX)

But mostly wealth.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 04:00 PM (0mRoj)

91
How did we, as a country, stop the KKK from attacking people it didn't like?

Its becoming clear we need to implement the same policies now against the Antifa scum and their public mouthpieces.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2017 03:54 PM (eSx+E)

One way was they got the Klan to attack the Commies at a protest, and they jailed the survivors on murder charges.

BTW, most of the dead were commies.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 04:01 PM (4dz1m)

92 Remind you of anyone?
Keith Richards? Hello ?!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 23, 2017 04:01 PM (QtQaN)

93 I said it before. His next movie will be a porno titled "Ass Pirates of the Caribbean".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2017 04:01 PM (M3pAJ)

94

I see he's got a handful of movies coming out now through 2018. This will not be forgotten.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2017 04:01 PM (fceHP)

95 Holly Robinson Peete is still looking good

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 23, 2017 04:01 PM (nFwvY)

96 let alone putting a ring on."

On what again?

Heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (MINbv)

Ah, I see what you did there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 04:01 PM (3OIiX)

97 Being broke, drunk, and having nothing to lose is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 23, 2017 04:01 PM (lIZQs)

98 Fuck you Dean Wormer!
Two out of three aint bad.

Posted by: Hildog at June 23, 2017 04:02 PM (QtQaN)

99 Now that he mentions it, the last time an actor killed a president, it was a Dem sympathizer that killed a Republican. He was on the wrong side of history too.

Posted by: Ripley at June 23, 2017 04:02 PM (MxEKc)

100 Clown nose ON, guys. Jeez, how many times do we have to keep telling you idiots?

Posted by: John Stewart at June 23, 2017 04:02 PM (c2K1w)

101 You mean his cameo at the end when he dies because Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are lovably inept at their jobs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (viSzi)

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No Millennial Boy..... the original series.....that aired before you were born.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2017 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

102 Please. Don't elevate Heard. She's another kook. They fit together.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2017 04:03 PM (M3pAJ)

103 101 You mean his cameo at the end when he dies because Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are lovably inept at their jobs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 23, 2017 03:59 PM (viSzi)

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No Millennial Boy..... the original series.....that aired before you were born.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2017 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

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I don't often turn on the oldies TV stations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 23, 2017 04:03 PM (viSzi)

104 Don't those film things get a lot of tax benefits?

To this point the GOPe has been all in on protecting Hollywood benefits both in terms of tax breaks and copyright law.

Well GOPe, Hollywood is calling for violence against you. Yes their corporate money men are continuing to pay you off...but their calls to violence are only going to get stronger. What are you going to do about it?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2017 04:03 PM (eSx+E)

105 Wish Depp and Tim Burton had never met.
Depp's performances on Burton's films is his usual weird persona cranked up to 11 22.

Horrible, horrible films they've made together.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2017 04:04 PM (NOIQH)

106 Please. Don't elevate Heard. She's another kook. They fit together.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2017 04:03 PM (M3pAJ)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 04:04 PM (3OIiX)

107 Can we revoke Tonto's passport and U.S. citizenship? I thought this assclown preferred to live in France, anyway.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 04:05 PM (2Mnv1)

108 I don't thing GOP can get 50 Senate votes on any major legislation which the DEMs oppose.

Doing nothing is political suicide for the GOP in '18. They know it too, but they can't prevent it.

Posted by: mnw at June 23, 2017 04:05 PM (rhR3K)

109


And it took a statement from the White House to finally push this guy to an apology. Trump's White House is quite the megaphone.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2017 04:05 PM (fceHP)

110 105 Wish Depp and Tim Burton had never met.
Depp's performances on Burton's films is his usual weird persona cranked up to 11 22.

Horrible, horrible films they've made together.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2017 04:04 PM (NOIQH)

I generally like Burton's aesthetic, but I'm admittedly a bit weird.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 04:05 PM (0mRoj)

111

Got any naked pics of your father? Want some?

Posted by: JD at June 23, 2017 04:05 PM (WzP6q)

112
Johnny Depth. He's deep, man.

Or, taking a dump into the Marianas Trench.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)

113 I'm a volatile, one-man lollipop guild!

Posted by: Johnny Derpp at June 23, 2017 04:06 PM (Tyii7)

114 And Amber Heard is a heartless bisexual gold digger. Hot as hell, but not worth sticking your dick into, let alone putting a ring on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 03:57 PM (3OIiX)

Judging by Amber Heard's taste in men, she should stick to women.

And provide lots of Instagram pics

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2017 04:06 PM (AOrEZ)

115 104 Don't those film things get a lot of tax benefits?

To this point the GOPe has been all in on protecting Hollywood benefits both in terms of tax breaks and copyright law.

Well GOPe, Hollywood is calling for violence against you. Yes their corporate money men are continuing to pay you off...but their calls to violence are only going to get stronger. What are you going to do about it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2017 04:03 PM (eSx+E)

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The film credits thing is largely a state issue.

I'd rather have states not do it at all.

The copyright thing though, should be due in the near future.

I know it's too much to ask for a roll back to the copyright regime of the early 20th century (a single 28-year period with an option to extend it for one more 28 year period), but could we at least not extend it any further?

Life +70 years does not protect the art for the artist, but for whatever corporation holds it.