The Very Honest Jake Tapper and Brian Stelter: The Main Point of the White House Correspondent's Dinner is Fundraising for Scholarships
Actual Financial Disclosures from the WHCA: No It's Not About Fundraising for Scholarships

The worst tribalist hacks in the "news" racket, and that's saying something:

But the black-tie dinner is not fundamentally about comedy acts or partisan politics -- it is a fundraiser and awards event that acknowledges the role of the free press and allows journalists to schmooze with sources and each other.

Let's check the actual facts, FakeTapper:

From Money magazine, April 29, 2016:

Lost in the levity may be a major reason the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner is supposedly held at all: to raise money for college scholarships.

As the event has grown in glitz and glamour, its role as a fundraiser to support aspiring journalists has faded.

The dinner, hosted by the White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA), spent nearly 60% of its revenue on scholarships in 2009, according to an audit of its financial records by the Washingtonian. That dropped to just 26% in 2013, and then fell again in 2014 to 21.5%, the Washingtonian found.

This year, the association will award about $77,500 to 18 students, the WHCA announced last week. Most awards are worth $5,000--not an insignificant sum for an individual college student. But that's small change compared to the incredible amount of money spent on and around what's been dubbed D.C.'s Nerd Prom.

...

After being called out for its small-by-comparison scholarship activities, the association has defended itself by saying that it is not a scholarship organization. Instead, its primary mission is to advocate for openness and transparency at the White House by bargaining for access to events the press pool, for example. The WHCA also told the Washingtonian that it recently started putting some of its scholarship money aside in an endowment to fund future awards, which explains the decrease in current award dollars.

That very well may be, yet the association states on its homepage that proceeds of the dinner "go toward scholarships and awards that recognize aspiring and accomplished journalists."

And here's an update from the Washingtonian in April, 2017:

The organization spent $86,550 on scholarships in 2015--the exact same amount it spent in 2014. Put another way, the WHCA spent 23.6 percent of its revenue on scholarships in 2015. While that's up from the 21.5 percent in 2014, it's down dramatically from 2009, when the organization spent nearly 60 percent of its total revenue on scholarships.

Another update from Breitbart, May 2018:

At just 12.9 percent of its estimated revenue, the WHCA's 2016 scholarship payout was down from the 21.5 percent spent in 2014, which was also down from 26 percent in 2013 and nearly 60 percent in 2009, according to the Washingtonian.

...

In a statement on its website, the WHCA says it will give $134,500 to students this year. So far, 26 recipients have received $112,000. While additional details about the WHCA's 2018 finances are, for now, unavailable, some reports estimate attendance this year was around 3,000. At $300 a seat, and thus, an approximate revenue of $900,000, an estimate for the association's scholarship payout in 2018 would be roughly 15 percent.

The Columbia Journalism Review reported last year that the WHCA defended its paltry spending on the "scholarships" it promoted itself as collecting money for by dismissing that boast as "old language:"

When asked if the focus on the dinner was the student scholarships, Thomma says the website’s description was "old language": "It has to be absolutely clear: the annual dinner raises money for all of our expenses. It finances not just the the scholarships but also our operating expenses."

The "Nerd Prom" is indeed about fundraising -- but primarily the fundraising for itself, for the WHCA's expenses, which includes, centrally, the big expensive party it throws itself every year.

Now that Fake Tapper's recollection has been refreshed, would this unbiased, fact-based reporter like to revise his claim that the WHCA isn't "fundamentally" about a swank party and partisan attacks but rather about fundraising?

The fundraising is "fundamentally" for a swank party and partisan attacks, with a small amount of tithing to scholarships so that people can pretend they're doing something noble while they're ejaculating validation on each other's backs.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:40 PM




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1 F those guys!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (KveBw)

2 I'll go get the others...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (KveBw)

3 Top 10

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (BbGew)

4 Fake Tapper
LOL
If only ace were still on twatter he'd be getting a stern DM right now

Posted by: VMom's phone at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (EGSGm)

5
Fake Fapper and Thumbellina can go screw.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (zBaqJ)

6 Jake Fapper

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (jsWA8)

7 Now that Fake Tapper's recollection has been refreshed, would this unbiased, fact-based reporter like to revise his claim that the WHCA isn't "fundamentally" about a swank party and partisan attacks but rather about fundraising for scholarships?

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"I met the most amazing vet yesterday..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (ANN96)

8 I would like to revise my statement.

The White House Correspondent's Dinner is actually about honoring our brave veterans.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (WaxcS)

9 You do not need a black-tie dinner with your favorite celebrities to donate to a scholarship fund, Jake.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (0QYMt)

10 I remember that Money magazine article getting play that year.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (+/7JY)

11 Last year the WHCA supplied a dozen deserving aspiring journalists with brand new backpacks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (BAj5l)

12 Hello

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (uLuPn)

13 People always try to convince themselves that what they are doing is for some greater good.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (xptlg)

14 sounds a lot like the Clinton Global Initiative.

and United Way

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (d7Ww2)

15 "Nerd prom" my wide, hairy ass.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

16
I'd like to fling soiled diapers at Michelle Wolf and Wanda Sykes. That I can support.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (zBaqJ)

17 I think it is about time we had a national Discussion about Safe 501C Control Laws.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (gou/W)

18 Well they do actually spend more on charity than the clinton foundation, so there is that........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (JUOKG)

19 Federal Marshal: Would you like to revise your story, sir?

Fake Trapper: What?

Other Federal Marshal Who Looks Like Tommy Lee Jones: Would you like to change your bullshit story, sir?

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (fF3XF)

20 You do not need a black-tie dinner with your favorite celebrities to donate to a scholarship fund, Jake.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (0QYMt)



Yeah but then, what would be the point?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (BAj5l)

21 16
I'd like to fling soiled diapers at Michelle Wolf and Wanda Sykes. That I can support.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (zBaqJ)

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And if they end up enjoying it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (ANN96)

22 A-hole Prom

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (+/7JY)

23 If they're desperate for "conservatives" to attend, I'm sure Romney, the Bushes, the McCains and all the NeverTrumpers are anxious for seats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (AB9tT)

24 Nerd Prom is about the hookups.

Career and otherwise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

25 Hey compared to the Clinton Foundation and the Red Cross, their charitable payoffs are practically lavish

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (39g3+)

26 You mean fake news can't get its facts straight? Shocked! I am shocked!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (t6MX/)

27 18 Well they do actually spend more on charity than the clinton foundation, so there is that........
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (JUOKG)

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I spend more money on charity than the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (ANN96)

28 Is this another one of those salacious topics we discuss here?

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (uLuPn)

29 No the Press Circle Jerk is for comedy and punching Republicans in the face, but as far as comedy the raising for scholarship bit is not that funny.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (BbGew)

30 Among the urban legends which I choose to believe is that Trump decided to run for president because someone made fun of him at the WHCD.

That would make it the most consequential WHCD ever.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (fuK7c)

31 I bet Tater sings "I Feel Pretty" as he gets ready.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (+/7JY)

32
I assume the scholarships are for J-school so who cares.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (TAmPV)

33 Has Turd Prom been taken, yet?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (gou/W)

34 Each month Tater scarfs down in donuts what the WHCA spends on scholarships.


Prove me wrong!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (0QYMt)

35 The fundraising is "fundamentally" for a swank party and partisan attacks, with a small amount of tithing to scholarships so that people can pretend they're doing something noble while they're ejaculating validation on each other's backs.

Pure poetry. Also, pure truth.

I'd never even known that the purported purpose was to fund scholarships.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (+VZS9)

36 Nerd Prom is about the hookups.

Career and otherwise.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK

63%--homo hookups.
21%--hetero hookups.
16%--other hookups.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (3sjI6)

37 "Mr Tapper sir thank you for your service"

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (aS1PU)

38 Considering the current stewards of journalism, might be a better investment to hand out scholarships to #learntocode .

Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (OE84+)

39
I spend more money on charity than the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts /i]

Three snaps in your direction, jellybean!~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (uAgHA)

40 30 Among the urban legends which I choose to believe is that Trump decided to run for president because someone made fun of him at the WHCD.

That would make it the most consequential WHCD ever.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (fuK7c)

============

"'I'm gonna make that fucker pay,' Trump texted to Melania that night."
-Page 291 of The Presidential Arts: A Biography of Donald Trump, published in 2078.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (ANN96)

41 Trump could now really troll them by making a hefty contribution to the scholarship fund.

After refusing to attend the event itself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (+VZS9)

42 >>The fundraising is "fundamentally" for a swank party and partisan attacks, with a small amount of tithing to scholarships so that people can pretend they're doing something noble while they're ejaculating validation on each other's backs.


Arching Ropes of Validation.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (gou/W)

43 The two Tappers - Jake and Anus

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (d88mT)

44
People always try to convince themselves that what they are doing is for some greater good.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (xptlg)







*creepy chant*

The greater good...

Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (veoSD)

45 "We've been caught lying again and again and again, but you WILL believe us, because you're completely stupid."
-The MSM

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (TYC2c)

46 44
*creepy chant*

The greater good...
Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (veoSD)

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narp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (ANN96)

47 These people are not nerds.

They are assholes.

Nerds do not put on tuxuedos and film themselves forming spontaneous jerk circles.

Nerds are people who have some unreasonable level of skill in an unfashionable field of expertise, and studiously avoid public exposure and large social gathering.

Assholes are... just assholes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (Ct55T)

48 Why is it I wish these people would later be labeled
Correspondent's Dinner Worshippers in future news stories.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (37IEG)

49 Is there a pressing shortage of journalism students?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (hjaPQ)

50 Breaking News: Jake Tapper is a asshole. Story developing later tonight on the evening news.

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (88xKn)

51 I bet more than 50% goes to hookers and blow ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (U49B9)

52 there's no profit margin like a non-profit's profit margin.

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (nFwvY)

53 No the Press Circle Jerk is for comedy and punching Republicans in the face....
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (BbGew)

Most of the punching is not to the face but when they turn their back to the press corp.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (3sjI6)

54 The people of Brattleboro are proud to announce we will be implementing a 5 cent per gallon global climate change tax. The moor you fill up and the more you drive in Brattleboror you will know you are doing something about global warming. What has your city or town done about global climate change ?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (qM84C)

55 Banana! Delicious crisp red banana!

Posted by: Corrupt News Network at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (4Eo4+)

56 CNN on air dicks would rather lie than tell the truth.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (pw+jk)

57 51 I bet more than 50% goes to hookers and blow ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (U49B9)


Also penicillin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (+VZS9)

58 Black tie circle jerk.

Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (qYKU9)

59 33 Has Turd Prom been taken, yet?
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (gou/W)

Fun party, but the venue was a dump.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (Ct55T)

60 It's modeled after the Clinton Global Initiative vis-a-vis its disbursement percentages.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (x6XkS)

61 Sure, people think strip clubs exist for tits and barely veiled prostitution, but it's really for the lunch buffet! That's where the money is.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (oZ6kz)

62 What has your city or town done about global climate change ?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (qM84C)
Mine was voluntarily hit by a tornado. You should try it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (37IEG)

63 >>>narp

THIS!

**ducks**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (XmZvi)

64 Now I see where the Clintons got the ideas for running their many, many scams.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (pw+jk)

65 It's for the children. Heh, via Drudge link we just learned that "artisanal gold" is not the conflict free, environmentally sensitive, no child labor, woke way to buy gold. Most of the illicit gold from Africa moves via artisanal channels.
Children International should get in on this, your Congolese artisanal gold coin comes with a picture and a letter from one of the kids.

Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (1L9V9)

66 Who's the biggest dirty slut at the turd prom?

Lemon?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (t6MX/)

67 So . . . is Allie Malloy sort of a . . . personal coach for the lovely couple?

Posted by: aelfheld at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (IxDhF)

68 I wonder if there's anyone at the IRS who could be a little curious about all this.

Like they did with those Tea Party groups. You know?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (avebB)

69 Does this mean if I attend the whitehouse correspondents dinner I have to shave my back?

Cause I hear that validation is pretty sticky stuff.

Posted by: Hirt Sue at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (lDZuI)

70 Love for Trump to give a check for 100k to the WHCA designated for scholarships and tell them to have a nice dinner without him or his staff.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Srnuc)

71 61 Sure, people think strip clubs exist for tits and barely veiled prostitution, but it's really for the lunch buffet! That's where the money is.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (oZ6kz)

Same people who think Hooters is crowded on Tuesday nights because of their awesome Hot Wings.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:51 PM (fF3XF)

72 That's rich. An industry that is viewed with trust by 15% of the population gathers to honor its own achievements.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 03:51 PM (BAj5l)

73 So let me get this straight. About the time that Obama became president the press started to get totally full of itself and stop really giving money to the scholarship fund.

Hmmm.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at April 24, 2019 03:51 PM (S+f+m)

74 >> I bet more than 50% goes to hookers and blow ...

No, cucksheds and bulls. A good bull doesn't come cheap. I mean, have you seen some of these cucks' wives?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 03:51 PM (f1Vqw)

75 72 That's rich. An industry that is viewed with trust by 15% of the population gathers to honor its own achievements.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 03:51 PM (BAj5l)

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The catering is nothing compared to what the National Waste Disposal Association puts on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:51 PM (ANN96)

76 31 I bet Tater sings "I Feel Pretty" as he gets ready.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (+/7JY)

My tuber brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like "GAH!"

Posted by: Brian "sour cream" Stelter at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (RD7QR)

77 61 Sure, people think strip clubs exist for tits and barely veiled prostitution, but it's really for the lunch buffet! That's where the money is.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (oZ6kz)

Lies. The money is in beverages.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (HUFx8)

78 70 Love for Trump to give a check for 100k to the WHCA designated for scholarships and tell them to have a nice dinner without him or his staff.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Srnuc)

Two steel briefcases filled with Monopoly money.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (Ct55T)

79 Trump could now really troll them by making a hefty contribution to the scholarship fund.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (+VZS9)

A hefty donation? You mean like $2.78?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (3sjI6)

Posted by: Inxjana at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (2aYrM)

81 The corruption in the MSM would be breathtaking if it hadn't been on full display for years already.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (P83tS)

82 What has your city or town done about global climate change?
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (qM84C)

My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

Seriously.

Fucking morons.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (fF3XF)

83 The Modern Democrat Party: Where chicks have dicks and it's racist if don't sleep with a white guy with boobs.

Posted by: The Onion-Democrat Party at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (4Eo4+)

84 These people are not nerds.

They are assholes.

Nerds do not put on tuxuedos and film themselves forming spontaneous jerk circles.

Nerds are people who have some unreasonable level of skill in an unfashionable field of expertise, and studiously avoid public exposure and large social gathering.

Assholes are... just assholes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (Ct55T)

Tish

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (Srnuc)

85 Sure, people think strip clubs exist for tits and barely veiled prostitution, but it's really for the lunch buffet! That's where the money is.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (oZ6kz)

The girls always told me they were paying their way through college, so they're sort of scholarship funds too!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (KUaJL)

86
So, they are to scholarships as Brie Larson is to ass, huh?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (f1Vqw)

87 46 44
*creepy chant*

The greater good...
Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (veoSD)

===========

narp.


Y...arp?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (AB9tT)

88 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2FxJWStRZE

Saul Goodman is a great man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (ANN96)

89 >>>narp

THIS!



^^^^^^
What he said!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (2Y1kI)

90
Same people who think Hooters is crowded on Tuesday nights because of their awesome Hot Wings.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:51 PM (fF3XF)

What happens on Tuesday nights?

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (HUFx8)

91 It just keeps coming...I will never tire of winning!

Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (nEOLy)

92 I totes won't validate in your mouth.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (sjdRT)

93 89 >>>narp

THIS!

^^^^^^
What he said!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (2Y1kI)

I MISSED IT WHAT DID HE SAY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (Ct55T)

94 The Modern Democrat Party: Where chicks have dicks and it's racist if don't sleep with a white guy with boobs.
--

I think you meant to say "brown guy with boobs." Because rayciss.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (TYC2c)

95 70 Love for Trump to give a check for 100k to the WHCA designated for scholarships and tell them to have a nice dinner without him or his staff.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Srnuc)


Yep. It'd be the perfect troll. You're whining that I'm not attending your little soiree that is putatively to raise money for scholarships?

OK. Here's a check for scholarships. I'm still not attending.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (+VZS9)

96 "The girls always told me they were paying their way through college, so they're sort of scholarship funds too!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (KUaJL)"

Tuition is pretty expensive at the University of Cocaine, Netflix and Sephora Gift Cards.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

97 WHCD is one of those times you get a good visual of how incestuous DC media & politics really is.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (G0vdT)

98 Who *doesn't* hate the media? No one doesn't, that's who!

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (eAZVt)

99 willowed, willowed, willowed!

1) There is NO evidence that "the Chinese are dragging their feet on the trade agreement because of impeachment" or anything else. Multiple sources (WSJ; CNBC) report that the treaty will be signed in late May or mid-June. Where's the foot dragging, exactly?

2) RE: Jobless rate lowest since Sept. '69:

That was wartime, when 500000 "workers" were "employed full time" in Viet Nam! Trump's policies have accomplished something not seen since the U.S. was engaged in a major war. Btw, the UE rate was really low in 1944, too.

Posted by: mnw at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (Cssks)

100 100

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK8)

101 The dinner should raise funds for children. The drive could be called Tater Tots.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (JgA4k)

102 "My last flight out of DC, a gate attendant recognize me from my Twitter feed and told me how much he appreciated that journalism scholarship from the WHCA dinner he had received last decade -- helping him to achieve his piece of the American dream. I told him it's a good thing he never learned to code to ..." -- Fake Tapper

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (U49B9)

103 nailed it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)

104
These people are not nerds.

They are assholes.

Nerds do not put on tuxuedos and film themselves forming spontaneous jerk circles.

Nerds are people who have some unreasonable level of skill in an unfashionable field of expertise, and studiously avoid public exposure and large social gathering.

Assholes are... just assholes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (Ct55T)








Example number 45,385: Ana Marie Cox interrupting the speakers by snarking from her table a few years ago, with a smug look on her face acting like she was the coolest, most awesome, funniest person in the room.

She wasn't. Not by a long shot. She was just being a disruptive asshole.

Plus, she had totally dressed down in slacks and a button up shirt, and judging by her grooming I suspect that you could have smelled her BO from three tables away.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (veoSD)

105 54. Mary - you forgot the children of coler!

Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (qYKU9)

106 36 Nerd Prom is about the hookups.

Career and otherwise.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK

63%--homo hookups.
21%--hetero hookups.
16%--other hookups.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (3sjI6)

And by "other" you mean Tater.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

107 I don't care if they donate ten times as much to scholarships. They would be scholarships to create more journalists who think their role is to push their own liberal agenda.

Those azzholes all hate Trump and he knows it, so he is better off holding a rally with his own supporters.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (+lVUW)

108
Lies. The money is in beverages.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (HUFx


Are you saying a glass of Pepsi shouldn't cost $9.00

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (TAmPV)

109 > I bet more than 50% goes to hookers and blow ...

+++

Close. Viagra and Acyclovir

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (HWL85)

110 Sure, people think strip clubs exist for tits and barely veiled prostitution, but it's really for the lunch buffet! That's where the money is.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (oZ6kz)

Lies. The money is in beverages.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (HUFx

That's the hard truth. If you look at the top alcohol taxes in Texas it's the Gentleman's Club's. That is until Top Golf came to town.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (Srnuc)

111 THIS!



^^^^^^
What he said!


+100!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)

112 Tuition is pretty expensive at the University of Cocaine, Netflix and Sephora Gift Cards.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic



Hah! You've upped your dating game. I hope you give the Horde some credit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (fuK7c)

113 101 The dinner should raise funds for children. The drive could be called Tater Tots.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (JgA4k)

Like the episode of the Office where Michael attempted to pay for college for an entire class of poor kids in Scranton.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (KUaJL)

114 Good grief, our Gem and Mineral Club gives more money to scholarships (in percentage terms) to geology students than these stupid assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (ufFY8)

115 Well said Mr. O'Spades. The last paragraph draws near to poetry.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (2sCft)

116 100 100
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK

103 nailed it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK

=========

You win three ampersands.

&&&

Don't spend them all in one place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (ANN96)

117 "so that people can pretend they're doing something noble while they're ejaculating validation on each other's backs."


Excellent Ace. Distilling liberalism to its essence.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (0rsWa)

118 nailed it!



*golfclap

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (2Y1kI)

119 That's rich. An industry that is viewed with trust by 15% of the population gathers to honor its own achievements.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 03:51 PM (BAj5l)

I'm pretty sure the Teamster's Union has a higher trust rating than that. Just goes to show that there are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (3sjI6)

120 I think it's well acknowledged that the Hooters Girl outfit is among the least sexy thing women can wear. The only thing that would be worse is an Islamic themed restaurant where they all wear burqas.

"Kabba's, Home of Large Pillars"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (oZ6kz)

121 Now, let's talk about guns.

I'm getting yet another XD9, this one with a Vortex Venom optic on it. The SIG P320 seemed to work well with its Romeo 1 optic and the price, for the SIG and the XD, isn't much more than stock.

Could be a brave new world and one step closer to cyberpunk.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK8)

122 I have no love for the press so glad President Trump has ordered White House officials not to attend.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (BbGew)

123 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

Seriously.

Fucking morons.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (fF3XF)


Here in Cali the state now mandates charging for plastic bags as a way of cutting down on litter. The only people who don't have to pay? People on EBT. You know, the ones who are most given to littering, as perusal of any low-income area will testify.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (+VZS9)

124 Plus, she had totally dressed down in slacks and a button up shirt, and judging by her grooming I suspect that you could have smelled her BO from three tables away.

I saw a sign at a convention. It said "if you can afford to come to a convention, you can afford deodorant!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+)

125 "...so that people can pretend they're doing something noble while they're ejaculating validation on each other's backs"

Poetry, man. Poetry.

Posted by: Jaws at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (oOw3I)

126 100
100

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK

Nobody likes a showoff.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 03:57 PM (t6MX/)

127 I think it was "Yarp. Yarp. nn-arp? Yarp."

Posted by: barbarausa at April 24, 2019 03:57 PM (W7IZQ)

128 79 Trump could now really troll them by making a hefty contribution to the scholarship fund.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (+VZS9)
----------

But must first admit that they were wrong on Russia Collusion and obstruction.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 03:57 PM (G0vdT)

129 The girls always told me they were paying their way through college, so they're sort of scholarship funds too!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (KUaJL)


I swear she said she was going back to Thailand to get her nursing degree after a just few more days working the pole!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 03:57 PM (f3oO4)

130 120 I think it's well acknowledged that the Hooters Girl outfit is among the least sexy thing women can wear. The only thing that would be worse is an Islamic themed restaurant where they all wear burqas.

"Kabba's, Home of Large Pillars"
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:56 PM (oZ6kz)

It was fine. Orange booty shorts, bare legs, tight tanktop on a great rack is a good look. But as the chain became even more under attack, they uniform has gotten worse. And so have the girls.

Now the hotness is at Twin Peaks and Tilted Kilt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:57 PM (bcbK8)

131 Love for Trump to give a check for 100k to the WHCA designated for scholarships and tell them to have a nice dinner without him or his staff.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Srnuc)

Yep. It'd be the perfect troll. You're whining that I'm not attending your little soiree that is putatively to raise money for scholarships?

OK. Here's a check for scholarships. I'm still not attending.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Imagine Trump taking up a collection at the rally he'll be attending the night of douchebag prom.....and out raising them in money.

Posted by: Fun for whole family at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (nEOLy)

132 "You win three ampersands.

Don't spend them all in one place."

I'm rich! Wait... where'd they go?

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (eAZVt)

133 pretty sure the Teamster's Union has a higher trust rating than that

+++

Hell, the Moonies do.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (HWL85)

134
Morons. You use the "scholarship" fund to bribe everybody to get your vapid brats in.

Posted by: Aunt Becky at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (f1Vqw)

135 It's cute that ace thinks any of these dirtbags would actually pull out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (Ct55T)

136 126 100
100

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK

Nobody likes a showoff.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 03:57 PM (t6MX/)

It ain't bragging if you can back it up, brah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (bcbK8)

137 "I met the most amazing vet yesterday..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts


Reflected glory? That just reinforces my view that you, Fake Tapper, are a shallow, self-aggrandizing jerk.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (+lVUW)

138 132 "You win three ampersands.

Don't spend them all in one place."

I'm rich! Wait... where'd they go?
Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (eAZVt)

===========

Is it the bank's fault that you dropped your ampersands down the sewer drain on your way out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (ANN96)

139 >120
I think it's well acknowledged that the Hooters Girl outfit is among the
least sexy thing women can wear. The only thing that would be worse is
an Islamic themed restaurant where they all wear burqas.


Um, no.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (sjdRT)

140 MoMeets >>> WHCA dinners

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (P83tS)

141 Hillsdale offers a minor in journalism. Make that a stipulation.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (W48hM)

142 I'm gonna open up a club where the girls go home with you, clean your bathroom and do your laundry, then leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)

143
82 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

Seriously.

Fucking morons.


who speaks for the trees?

Posted by: the lorax at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (sGtp+)

144 Example number 45,385: Ana Marie Cox interrupting the speakers by snarking from her table a few years ago, with a smug look on her face acting like she was the coolest, most awesome, funniest person in the room.

She wasn't. Not by a long shot. She was just being a disruptive asshole.

Plus, she had totally dressed down in slacks and a button up shirt, and judging by her grooming I suspect that you could have smelled her BO from three tables away.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2019 03:55 PM (veoSD)


Is it wrong to hope ISIS makes an appearance at the dinner?

If so, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:59 PM (+VZS9)

145 I know Twin Peaks exists, but I've never seen one, and I still think it should be half tits half David Lynch themed.

Tilted Kilt outfit is hotter because schoolgirl tartan is like EZ mode hot.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)

146 82 What has your city or town done about global climate change?

Dollar off at Safeway if you bring your own bag!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:59 PM (+/7JY)

147 Hey Jake. I'm having a party to "honor" the press in which you get to put your face through the cutout and we throw feces at you.
It's for the children.
Not coming?
DO YOU HATE CHILDREN???

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 24, 2019 03:59 PM (koNhm)

148 Here in Cali the state now mandates charging for plastic bags as a way of cutting down on litter.

+++

Cuomo is proposing a ban on plastic and an option to impose charges for paper.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (HWL85)

149 "Is it the bank's fault that you dropped your ampersands down the sewer drain on your way out?"

LOL!

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (eAZVt)

150 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

Seriously.

Fucking morons.


Go long on 4 lb garbage bags.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (Srnuc)

151 Tapper lies about lying.


Posted by: THIS is CNN! at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

152 Ejaculating validation on each others backs.
Well said Ace. And so very descriptive.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (uf5be)

153 That's some loose shit from Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (qYKU9)

154 Mary from Brattleboro, our county seat has hired goats to clean up overgrown areas, in order to stop using herbicide

Posted by: barbarausa at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (W7IZQ)

155 143
82 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

Seriously.

Fucking morons.

who speaks for the trees?
Posted by: the lorax at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (sGtp+)

Hoom, hom, not fat, weird-looking thingies with skinny legs!

Posted by: Treebeard, literary critic at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

156
I bet more than 50% goes to hookers and blow ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (U49B9)








To be fair, at least the money wasn't wasted....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (veoSD)

157 It was fine. Orange booty shorts, bare legs, tight tanktop on a great rack is a good look.


I only once went to a Hooter's. The legs were not bare, they were sausage-casinged in tights. The racks were embrassiered.

I declined to return.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (fuK7c)

158
The majority of the scholarship money goes towads bribing FBI agents.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 04:01 PM (TAmPV)

159 I don't like typing "Tapper" because then I get ads pushing screw extraction tools directed at me.

I'm dead serious.

Now I'll get another one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:01 PM (+/7JY)

160 157 I only once went to a Hooter's. The legs were not bare, they were sausage-casinged in tights. The racks were embrassiered.

I declined to return.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (fuK7c)

========

Let's be honest here, you were asked not to return, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 04:01 PM (ANN96)

161 157 It was fine. Orange booty shorts, bare legs, tight tanktop on a great rack is a good look.


I only once went to a Hooter's. The legs were not bare, they were sausage-casinged in tights. The racks were embrassiered.

I declined to return.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (fuK7c)

yup, standards have slipped. But once upon a time, it was pretty glorious.

Also the burgers were good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

162 The party is emphatically NOT a celebration of "the free press."
It's a (grossly luxurious) celebration of the most highly-paid members of Big Corporate Media.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 04:01 PM (Rxduq)

163 the hotness is at Twin Peaks

++++

Mm. Now that is great pie.

Posted by: Agent Dale at April 24, 2019 04:01 PM (HWL85)

164 To add insult to injury, Hooter's wings are the worst ever. They do make a good burger.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 04:02 PM (Srnuc)

165 150 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

Seriously.

Fucking morons.


Go long on 4 lb garbage bags.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (Srnuc)

No. No. No.

If you want to stop a stupid law like that you have to complain that it's a racist attack on black people, because it'll be another charge that can be thrown at people when they get drug charges.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 04:02 PM (KUaJL)

166 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

Yeah they did that here. First result: nobody knows how to bag groceries any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 04:02 PM (39g3+)

167 The problem with these printed magazine articles is that I can't just tell the webmaster to go in and change or delete a page if the political winds tell me it is a good idea.

Posted by: Jake "On the Take" Tapper at April 24, 2019 04:02 PM (sy5kK)

168 154 Mary from Brattleboro, our county seat has hired goats to clean up overgrown areas, in order to stop using herbicide
Posted by: barbarausa at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (W7IZQ)


You sure that's why? Are you in an area with a lot of Muslims?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:02 PM (+VZS9)

169 I always liked the Hooters down south the best.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (sjdRT)

170 159 I don't like typing "Tapper" because then I get ads pushing screw extraction tools directed at me.

I'm dead serious.


What d'you get with 'Clapper'?

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (8erNz)

171 If you want to stop a stupid law like that you have to complain that it's a racist attack on black people, because it'll be another charge that can be thrown at people when they get drug charges.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 04:02 PM (KUaJL)


See my comment above. Here in Cali, "low-income" people are exempted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (+VZS9)

172 I stay at the Hooters Hotel when I travel to Vegas because my friend has one of the higher tier players cards and our rooms are ludicrously cheap. Last time we stayed three nights my share of room + resort fees was 36 bucks.

And it's just not at all an attractive outfit to me. They're supposed to be booty shorts but they don't show off that much ass, and they've definitely lowered their standards to C cups being acceptable.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (oZ6kz)

173 wTF Fox just reported that an AP reporter is travelleing with the caravan headed here..
audit the AP.

Posted by: vivi at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (11H2y)

174
Tilted Kilt outfit is hotter because schoolgirl tartan is like EZ mode hot.


Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)


The Tilted Kilt would be a great name for a pub.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (TAmPV)

175 Any chance Don Lemon will qualify for a journalist scholarship?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)

176 Trump should start a new dinner tradition with scholarships going only to conservative STEM students

Posted by: Jade Sea at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (gMUyj)

177 There's jokes here related to "Miss Congeniality"


It's a scholarship contest, not a beauty pagent!!!

Posted by: Fun for whole family at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (nEOLy)

178 Only time I've been to Hooters was in San Diego about 20 years ago. The waitresses were cute enough but paid our table about as much attention as they would a warthog. They spent all their time flirting with this bunch of frat boy looking douchebags at the nearby table. The food was meh and cost a ton. The seats were uncomfortable, the place was loud as hell. Completely unrewarding experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (39g3+)

179 How much did Tapper personally contribute to scholarships, or any other charitable organization last year?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (YslsA)

180
Craig Ferguson was funny at that crap fest back in the oughts. Since then, waste of air.

Posted by: Glenn John at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (LilNs)

181 Mary from Brattleboro, our county seat has hired goats to clean up overgrown areas, in order to stop using herbicide
Posted by: barbarausa at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (W7IZQ)

You sure that's why? Are you in an area with a lot of Muslims?
==========
In my home country this is what we call, how you say, training wife? 1st wife?

Posted by: Hoos bin Pharteen at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (CKDKT)

182 >What d'you get with 'Clapper'?





Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (8erNz)


Perjury charges and a reach-around from Brennan.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (sjdRT)

183 142 I'm gonna open up a club where the girls go home with you, clean your bathroom and do your laundry, then leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)

Huh, Heidi says 'we need to get ourselves a wife' when it comes to that stuff...maybe this would work.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (0rsWa)

184 169 I always liked the Hooters down south the best.

I prefer them standing firm and proud, not so much the dangly kind. But then face and personality top rack, IMO.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (8erNz)

185 176 Trump should start a new dinner tradition with scholarships going only to conservative STEM students
Posted by: Jade Sea at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (gMUyj)

===========

Minority and gay conservative law students.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (ANN96)

186 When kids in Kollege say they are thinking about a journalism major I want to hit them. Had this experience last weekend. Yes, it was a girlz.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)

187 Ejaculating validation on each others backs.
Well said Ace. And so very descriptive.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (uf5be)

I liked "ejaculating ribbons and medals on each other" from last week much better....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)

188 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 04:02 PM (KUaJL)

I meant that it's been proven that where plastic bags have been banned the purchase of 4 lb garbage bags have increased. People cross use those plastic grocery bags for a lot of things.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (Srnuc)

189 "The Tilted Kilt would be a great name for a pub."

It actually is, and it's the stupidest name ever.

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (eAZVt)

190
My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.








Santa Barbara did that when I was still living there (before the statewide ban). I immediately began doing ALL of my grocery shopping across the county line in Ventura where I was working.

Suck it, commie scum.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (veoSD)

191 >>I always liked the Hooters down south the best.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (sjdRT)


Meet my Gom Jabbars, Little Mouse.

*Unbuttons Blouse*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (gou/W)

192 183 142 I'm gonna open up a club where the girls go home with you, clean your bathroom and do your laundry, then leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)

Huh, Heidi says 'we need to get ourselves a wife' when it comes to that stuff...maybe this would work.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (0rsWa)

AKA The Home Depot Parking Lot

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (Ct55T)

193 183 142 I'm gonna open up a club where the girls go home with you, clean your bathroom and do your laundry, then leave.
-------------------
So will the club meet in front of Home Depot every morning?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

194 Mary from Brattleboro, we do a monthly tire burning to keep them out of the landfill. 2nd Saturday of the month.

Posted by: Jolo at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (WrMOC)

195 my city started charging for plastic bags. then the black councilman who pushed it through got caught stealing all of the money. now bags are free again.

he used to complain about all the bags in trees in his shitstrict.

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (nFwvY)

196 Willowed

Jennifer Palmieri (@jmpalmieri) says Democrats are elevating "white men" to the top of 2020 polls because of "biases we still hold"

-
It's not every day I agree with Jen but when she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)


Like when that guinea whore admitted what a nightmare it was being campaign manager for an unlikeable harridan who was drunk 24/7?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

197 145 I know Twin Peaks exists, but I've never seen one, and I still think it should be half tits half David Lynch themed.

Tilted Kilt outfit is hotter because schoolgirl tartan is like EZ mode hot.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)

I agree, esp. about the David Lynch spice.

There's a few in Vegas, if and when you get there next.

Is nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

198 What d'you get with 'Clapper'?

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (8erNz)


Luckily, the on-off device and not the STD!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (+/7JY)

199 Heidi says 'we need to get ourselves a wife' when it comes to that stuff

Yeah but then you'd just eat her with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (39g3+)

200 186 When kids in Kollege say they are thinking about a journalism major I want to hit them. Had this experience last weekend. Yes, it was a girlz.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)

===========

Every time a journalism student says that they want to change the world, Woodward and Bernstein should be teabagged by a homeless person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (ANN96)

201 Warai - we think alike.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

202 " When kids in Kollege say they are thinking about a journalism major I want to hit them. Had this experience last weekend. Yes, it was a girlz.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)"

As mentioned above, strippers usually say they're paying their way through school. I feel like if a girl says she wants to go to J-School, it should be the opposite.

"Have you considered being naked in front of strangers instead? Much more noble profession."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:06 PM (oZ6kz)

203 Trump should start a new dinner tradition with scholarships going only to conservative STEM students

+++

Building trades. Like masonry and wall construction

Posted by: Agent Dale at April 24, 2019 04:06 PM (HWL85)

204 187 Ejaculating validation on each others backs.
Well said Ace. And so very descriptive.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 04:00 PM (uf5be)

I liked "ejaculating ribbons and medals on each other" from last week much better....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)

Eh, that one made my prostate ache in sympathy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:06 PM (RD7QR)

205 AKA The Home Depot Parking Lot

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (Ct55T)

Now if they had hot mexican weather girls for rent there, I might be a little more inclined to give sanctuary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 04:06 PM (t6MX/)

206 See my comment above. Here in Cali, "low-income" people are exempted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:03 PM (+VZS9)
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My state wants to implement the bag tax for groceries too, but any groceries purchased with food stamps are exempt.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (e9omi)

207 My buddy believed a stripper when she told him she was earning med school tuition.

Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (qYKU9)

208 201 Warai - we think alike.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

hehe. Hordemind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (Ct55T)

209
Every time a journalism student says that they want to change the world, Woodward and Bernstein should be teabagged by a homeless person.
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Don't encourage Woody and Bernie.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (2LelM)

210 Forget it Jake, it's Steltertown.

Posted by: Max Clownarounski at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (BrfST)

211 As mentioned above, strippers usually say they're
paying their way through school. I feel like if a girl says she wants to
go to J-School, it should be the opposite.



"Have you considered being naked in front of strangers instead? Much more noble profession."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:06 PM (oZ6kz)

Some become journalists to pay their way through stripper school.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (t6MX/)

212 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)

213 206 My state wants to implement the bag tax for groceries too, but any groceries purchased with food stamps are exempt.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (e9omi)

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The carrying of a plastic bag is now a stigma, more easily identifying poor income people and opening them up to microaggressions and other attacks.

Ban all plastic bags to end this massive injustice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 04:08 PM (ANN96)

214 "My buddy believed a stripper when she told him she was earning med school tuition.
Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (qYKU9)"

She was....for the would be doctor that's currently plowing her.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)

215 You save a buck at the dispensaries in CO if you bring back the reusable bag they use.

I mean, so I've heard. From a friend.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:08 PM (+/7JY)

216 169 I always liked the Hooters down south the best.

pretty sure those are called "udders".

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 04:08 PM (sGtp+)

217 Jake Tapper, like Average Joe, makes the personal decision to allow a man's penis to enter his mouth several times until it's finished.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 04:08 PM (IXZGh)

218 207 My buddy believed a stripper when she told him she was earning med school tuition.
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Met a hooker in the lobby of a 5 star Baku Hotel who was really a doctor. She makes $500 a night and next to nothing as a doctor. $500 is really good money in Azerbaijan.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:08 PM (2LelM)

219 Nra contributors guess where your moneys going, in wayne lapierre's pocket! The trace has just come out with report about the nra's financial corruption. ripping off its gullible members contributions in collusion with its venders and enriching its leadership. Nra gunners read the trace report if you dare!

Posted by: raimondo at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (wUWhl)

220 "Some become journalists to pay their way through stripper school.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (t6MX/)"

"I'm journalisming to pay my way through pole dance classes."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (oZ6kz)

221 >
Meet my Gom Jabbars, Little Mouse.



*Unbuttons Blouse*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (gou/W)

*Gah*

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (sjdRT)

222 AKA The Home Depot Parking Lot

+++

Honestly I wouldn't let any of them near my house

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (HWL85)

223 Some become journalists to pay their way through stripper school.
=======
Care to watch us work the pole?

Posted by: April Ryan and Anna Narvaro at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (WgbS2)

224 The carrying of a plastic bag is now a stigma, more easily identifying poor income people and opening them up to microaggressions and other attacks.

That would explain why they throw them on the ground at the first opportunity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (+VZS9)

225 The WHCD is the Beltway red carpet BS event. It should be shoved in a weighted sack with the Oscars, Emmys, Grammys, and Golden Globes and thrown in the Marianas Trench.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (Boy/L)

226 54 The people of Brattleboro are proud to announce we will be implementing a 5 cent per gallon global climate change tax. The moor you fill up and the more you drive in Brattleboror you will know you are doing something about global warming. What has your city or town done about global climate change ?
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at April 24, 2019 03:49 PM (qM84C)


While we laugh at Mary from Brattleboro, the Washington state legislature is actually close to passing an actual law that raises the gas tax 6 cents because exactly this reason.


Anything I type past here will be used against me in a court of law, so I'm done with this post.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (sy5kK)

227 221 >
Meet my Gom Jabbars, Little Mouse.



*Unbuttons Blouse*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (gou/W)

*Gah*

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (sjdRT)

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So...you're feeling her up?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (ANN96)

228 Trump should start a new dinner tradition with scholarships going only to conservative STEM students

+++

Building trades. Like masonry and wall construction
Posted by: Agent Dale

With Mike Rowe as the master of Ceremonies. That would be a prom that people would want to be at and see.

Posted by: Fun for whole family at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (nEOLy)

229 Care to watch us work bend the pole?
Posted by: April Ryan and Anna Narvaro at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (WgbS2)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (+VZS9)

230 @54
We are putting in a new CZ firearms plant. $90,000,000 and 560+ workers on a 73 acre manufacturing complex. Thats what we are doing to combat globalfukkinwarmin.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (uf5be)

231 Yeah but then you'd just eat her with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 04:05 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, like you haven't seen some babe and said 'I could just eat her up."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (0rsWa)

232 Pretty sure the Tilted Kilt closed in KoP Pa. near here.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (BbGew)

233 >> Posted by: raimondo


This folks, is what you call a felcher.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (f1Vqw)

234 120
I think it's well acknowledged that the Hooters Girl outfit is among the
least sexy thing women can wear. The only thing that would be worse is
an Islamic themed restaurant where they all wear burqas.



"Kabba's, Home of Large Pillars"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019

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. . .


Short shorts and a tight white T-shirt? How can that be unsexy on a slim woman?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (elsTe)

235 222 AKA The Home Depot Parking Lot

+++

Honestly I wouldn't let any of them near my house
--------------------
They might remove all the copper pipes in your home.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (2LelM)

236 100 100
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK

ICWYDT

impressive!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (sy5kK)

237 "You sure that's why? Are you in an area with a lot of Muslims?"

We're in an area where lots of DC people buy 5-10 acres with a castle on it, commute 35 miles to work on the Hill or K Street, and get a hefty agricultural tax deferral for their "farm" because they have one pet steer per year, or five sheep, and so on.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (W7IZQ)

238 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (Gz0CT)

239 There's chicks in the HD lot?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (0rsWa)

240 OANN: President Trump says he will send armed soldiers to the US-Mexico border

I did not have a spectacularly distinguished military career, but even I recall how I was trained to respond as a soldier when seeing a horde of people advancing on my position while carrying the flag of another country.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (fF3XF)

241 239 There's chicks in the HD lot?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (0rsWa)

=========

Well, they identify as chicks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (ANN96)

242 Pretty sure the Tilted Kilt closed in KoP Pa. near here.
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (BbGew)

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The Tilted Kilt closed down in Frederick MD too.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (flINI)

243 238 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (Gz0CT)


Next up: ban boxes!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (+VZS9)

244 Short shorts and a tight white T-shirt? How can that be unsexy on a slim woman?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (elsTe)

I think I may have spotted the flaw there...

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (fF3XF)

245 "Short shorts and a tight white T-shirt? How can that be unsexy on a slim woman?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (elsTe)"

Shorts aren't tight enough or short enough, that awful neon orange is blinding, and most of their waitresses don't really have giant tits anymore.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (oZ6kz)

246 I actually knew the stripper who was the Houston Chronicle's society reporter when she was outed as a stripper . She went on to write a semi successful book. Sarah Tresser. Dated an attorney friend of mine,

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (Srnuc)

247 It's easy for me to spend Trump's money but if I were him I would certainly explore ways in which I could donate $134,501 to a competing scholarship drive

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (xFkiy)

248 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.


Santa Barbara did that when I was still living there (before the statewide ban). I immediately began doing ALL of my grocery shopping across the county line in Ventura where I was working.

Suck it, commie scum.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


I'm so old, I remember when we went to plastic from paper to save the earf.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (Yzubb)

249 Posted by: raimondo at April 24, 2019 04:09 PM (wUWhl)

Impeccable timing and placement, Raimondo. Your post had such authority and power following as it did upon numerous comments on the girls of "Hooters". LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (FSPNP)

250 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (Gz0CT)


Costco does exactly that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 04:13 PM (f3oO4)

251 Around here the Home Depot parking lot is full of... people shopping at Home Depot.

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 04:13 PM (eAZVt)

252 241 239 There's chicks in the HD lot?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (0rsWa)

=========

Well, they identify as chicks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (ANN96)


Fair enough. They also identify as American citizens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:13 PM (+VZS9)

253 123 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

Seriously.

Fucking morons.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:52 PM (fF3XF)


I use plastic grocery store bags for garbage, cleaning up the dog poop in my yard, for bagging paint stirrers and old paint brushes, and various other things. They cut down on my use of trash bags.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 04:13 PM (+lVUW)

254 250 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (Gz0CT)


Costco does exactly that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 04:13 PM (f3oO4)

Aldi too. Actually people at Aldi put their groceries in almost anything that comes to hand.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

255 Seth Meyer is very clever and funny, his mother explained.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (rUPPx)

256 >>Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?


Cross Contamination and Clown Faced Spiders.

But, mostly Clown Faced Spiders.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (gou/W)

257 The only thing that would be worse is
an Islamic themed restaurant where they all wear burqas.

Look at the ankles on Fatima over there - hubba hubba!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (+/7JY)

258 The food was meh and cost a ton. The seats were uncomfortable, the place was loud as hell. Completely unrewarding experience.


You should have paid for the table dance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (2Y1kI)

259 "I actually knew the stripper who was the Houston Chronicle's society reporter when she was outed as a stripper . She went on to write a semi successful book. Sarah Tresser. Dated an attorney friend of mine,
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (Srnuc)"

In 2019 it would be Stripper outed as clickbait journalist.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (oZ6kz)

260
I saw something the other day about that. Sales of plastic trash bags skyrocketed in areas where they banned the plastic grocery bans.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (f1Vqw)

261 Montgomery County MD charges you a Nickel a bag for plastic bags. They don't offer an alternative like paper. They are forcing you to bring in your own bags to pack your groceries

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (flINI)

262 250 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?

Junkies and wetbacks snatch them up for cardboard condos...

Posted by: Ouch at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (UFLLM)

263 250 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (Gz0CT)


Costco does exactly that!

Yep, Aldi's too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (+/7JY)

264 I'm so old, I remember when we went to plastic from paper to save the earf.


Yes, but that was when the great peril was global emcoolening.

Do keep up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (fuK7c)

265 "You should have paid for the table dance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (2Y1kI)"

You have to choose between that and celery and blue cheese with your wings, and they were hungry.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)

266 OT: Candice Claiborne, former State Dept employee, pled guilty today to passing information to the Chinese for money, gifts and other benefits. According to the reports, she is not being sentenced until "after Ramadan." ? And, even after diligently looking at all the articles about Ms. Claiborne since after her arrest in early 2017, there are NO pictures of the woman available.

Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (WvFai)

267 197
145 I know Twin Peaks exists, but I've never seen one, and I still think it should be half tits half David Lynch themed.



Tilted Kilt outfit is hotter because schoolgirl tartan is like EZ mode hot.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)

*
*
. . .

We had a Twin Peaks on my side of the river a couple of years ago, on the edge of a non-mall shopping center. The nearest Hooters was some miles away; TP had the area to itself. Dunno why it folded.

Maybe saying to people, "I'm going to TP tonight," was embarrassing, though. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (elsTe)

268 I'm so old, I remember when we went to plastic from paper to save the earf.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (Yzubb)


Here in Cali the liberals had a Stalin/Trotsky argument ("Less filling! Tastes great!)for a while on whether to ban plastic bags, or paper bags, so adjacent towns might ban different types of bags.

Ultimately, the plastic bag banners won, but not after some heated debate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (+VZS9)

269 238 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2019 04:11 PM (Gz0CT)
--------------------------------

Well, Costco does. Obviously saves them a lot of money on bags.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (e9omi)

270 51 I bet more than 50% goes to hookers and blow ...

Posted by: ShainS


that damned band gets more coverage...

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (VcFUs)

271 257 The only thing that would be worse is
an Islamic themed restaurant where they all wear burqas.

Look at the ankles on Fatima over there - hubba hubba!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (+/7JY)

They could call it "Ankles" or "The Tilted Burka" or "I KEEL YOU!" Although that last one might not focus group well.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

272 Around here the Home Depot parking lot is full of... people shopping at Home Depot.


They'll have a better shopping experience if they go inside.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (fuK7c)

273 266: Candace Claiborne. sorry.

Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (WvFai)

274 I use plastic grocery store bags for garbage, cleaning up the dog poop in my yard, for bagging paint stirrers and old paint brushes, and various other things. They cut down on my use of trash bags.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 04:13 PM (+lVUW)

We've not bought large trash bags in probably 7-8 years - we "recycle" the plastic bags from the supermarket.

So - I guess I'll be buying large, heavy, plastic bags for garbage that will take millennia to break down as oppose to the shit plastic grocery bags that almost disintegrate on contact. Yay Gaia!

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (fF3XF)

275 The carrying of a plastic bag is now a stigma, more easily identifying poor income people and opening them up to microaggressions and other attacks.


I carry concealed. I see your microaggression and raise you a galactic aggression.
Fucking attack me. Double dog dare you.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (Yzubb)

276 White House Correspondents Dinner?

Serve them airline fish dinners.
Slip in a few well dressed mannequins with names like NPC1 and NPC2.
Toss in a bug bomb.
Lock the doors.
Show on PPV
Profit!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (IQUu2)

277 The Tilted Cervix

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (Srnuc)

278 253
123 My town's getting ready to ban the use of Plastic Bags.

If I was a betting man, my bet would be that it costs more in energy and causes more environmental damage to manufacture and use paper bags than plastic bags.

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2019 04:17 PM (gmo/4)

279 Aldi too. Actually people at Aldi put their groceries in almost anything that comes to hand.

I do that with my dick! Aldi here I come!

Posted by: Tony Weiner at April 24, 2019 04:17 PM (UFLLM)

280 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?
Posted by: Ben Had


Because they slice them up opening them to the point they are useless. Sam's used to do that.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:17 PM (Yzubb)

281 261
Montgomery County MD charges you a Nickel a bag for plastic bags. They
don't offer an alternative like paper. They are forcing you to bring in
your own bags to pack your groceries

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019

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*
. . .

Save-a-Lot groceries do that too. When I shopped there every week a few years ago, I started carrying two sturdy plastic bags in my trunk at all times, so I'd be prepared.
S-a-L has gone down hill around here. They don't sell honey or inexpensive cat litter any more, or the good dill pickles with the big slices . . . and the staff are all rude and slovenly. (Of course, that's to be expected in the City That Forgot to Care.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 04:18 PM (elsTe)

282 Look at the ankles on Fatima over there - hubba hubba!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (+/7JY)

They could call it "Ankles" or "The Tilted Burka" or "I KEEL YOU!" Although that last one might not focus group well.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (RD7QR)


Better Than Goat.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 04:18 PM (IXZGh)

283 The Tilted Cortez

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:18 PM (+/7JY)

284 230 @54
We are putting in a new CZ firearms plant. $90,000,000 and 560+ workers on a 73 acre manufacturing complex. Thats what we are doing to combat globalfukkinwarmin.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 04:10 PM (uf5be)

I'm envious.

I'd take a pay cut to work at a gun factory.

We have some gun mfgs in WA state but they ain't hiring software test engineers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 04:19 PM (bcbK8)

285 raimondo remember all but ever billionare is a raving Leftist, do you know why?
Socialism isn't for the socalists

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 04:19 PM (BbGew)

286 So, contributions to scholarships dropped during the Obama years? In fairness to the press, after they paid him his tribute, and gave him money so they could blow him, there wasn't much left for scholarships.

Posted by: Ted K. at April 24, 2019 04:19 PM (FJYfm)

287 Doll Eyes Alex already tilts too far to the Left.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 04:19 PM (IQUu2)

288 276 White House Correspondents Dinner?

Serve them airline fish dinners.
Slip in a few well dressed mannequins with names like NPC1 and NPC2.
Toss in a bug bomb.
Lock the doors.
Show on PPV
Profit!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (IQUu2)

[Voiceover] We've replaced these journalists' drinks with a powerful emetic. Let's see what happens.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

289 Around here the Home Depot parking lot is full of... people shopping at Home Depot.


They'll have a better shopping experience if they go inside.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Costs more.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (Yzubb)

290 The Stoned Harlot

If you find out your waitress still has a clit, your meal is free.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (oZ6kz)

291

Picking up your dog poop with paper bags really blows, senor....

Posted by: Juan Your Lawn Guy at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (UFLLM)

292 Nothing is stopping them from having the dinner.

What are they whining about?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (BD/yx)

293 The Melancholy Mons

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (gou/W)

294 [Voiceover] We've replaced these journalists' drinks with a powerful emetic. Let's see what happens.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

Their writing improved?

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (fF3XF)

295 We've replaced these journalists' drinks with a powerful emetic. Let's see what happens.


It's the only way to restore the balance of the bodily humors.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (2Y1kI)

296 They could call it "Ankles" or "The Tilted Burka" or "I KEEL YOU!" Although that last one might not focus group well.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (RD7QR)



Better Than Goat.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019
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. . .

"Tonight we go to BTG! Ululululululu!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (elsTe)

297 282 Look at the ankles on Fatima over there - hubba hubba!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (+/7JY)

They could call it "Ankles" or "The Tilted Burka" or "I KEEL YOU!" Although that last one might not focus group well.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

Better Than Goat.


Get the halal down to Mohammed's Goatburgers...explosion-free for 61 days!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (+/7JY)

298 50 Breaking News: Jake Tapper is a asshole. Story developing later tonight on the evening news.
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (88xKn)
*******************

Breaking News, Corrected: Jake Tapper is in an asshole. Story developing later tonight on the evening news.

Posted by: Marmo, not fake news at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (fq72/)

299 290 The Stoned Harlot

If you find out your waitress still has a clit, your meal is free.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (oZ6kz)

THIS.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

300 The Moist Merkin

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 04:21 PM (gou/W)

301 The Clipped Cl-t

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:21 PM (+/7JY)

302 266 OT: Candice Claiborne, former State Dept employee, pled guilty today to passing information to the Chinese for money, gifts and other benefits. According to the reports, she is not being sentenced until "after Ramadan." ? And, even after diligently looking at all the articles about Ms. Claiborne since after her arrest in early 2017, there are NO pictures of the woman available.
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 04:15 PM (WvFai)


You mispelled her name (it's "Candace," not "Candice". There are photos of her here: https://tinyurl.com/y4hvfdje

if you're so inclined. I don't recommend them, however.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:22 PM (+VZS9)

303 The Stoned Harlot

The Moist Merkin

The Clipped Cl-t

Guaranteed, you'll have a blast at any of these restaurants. Ahou Snackbar!

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 04:22 PM (fF3XF)

304 All unchaperoned pieces of meat will be asked to leave the premises. Or be stoned. Either/or.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (+/7JY)

305 I love to watch the hippies put their groceries into the dirty, disgusting cloth bags they bring from home. Haven't been washed in ever.

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (gmo/4)

306
I get the baggers at HEB to stuff my groceries into plastic bags. Then when I get home, I carry the plastic bags inside a couple of reusable totes.

Hey, I'm on the third floor of my apartment building, makes it a lot easier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (veoSD)

307 Our girls are guaranteed to Mecca you horny!

After which you can kill them for consorting with strange men without their husband or father present.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (oZ6kz)

308 Wayne lapierre needs you gunners to contribute more money as the nra is endanger of not being able to buy new suvs for nra leadership as the price went up for new ones.

Posted by: raimondo at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (wUWhl)

309 Roundheel's

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (BAj5l)

310 >>. . .with a small amount of tithing to scholarships so that people can pretend they're doing something noble while they're ejaculating validation on each other's backs.

Ouch!
That'll leave a mark.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 04:24 PM (W+vEI)

311 305 I love to watch the hippies put their groceries into the dirty, disgusting cloth bags they bring from home. Haven't been washed in ever.
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (gmo/4)

They use the result to fertilize their organic free-range arugula.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:24 PM (RD7QR)

312
Years ago, this local small convenience store/gas station owner that was friend of mine almost started charging for bags for purchases less than some amount.

He was getting pissed. As he explained there are some people who fight the man by demanding bags for anything, no matter how small. They would buy a 20oz drink and demand a bag. Buy a piece of candy and demand a bag.

Why? They believe they are always paying for a bag, and are being cheated if they don't get a bag.

He said some would demand the bag, then walk out, take the product out of the bag and throw the bag away in the trash as they walked out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 04:24 PM (f1Vqw)

313 Why don't the grocery stores use the boxes that their goods come in?


The best box to score growing up was the box raw chicken came into the grocery store in. Heavy waxed cardboard. Made a premium field expedient snow sled.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Yzubb)

314 305 I love to watch the hippies put their groceries into the dirty, disgusting cloth bags they bring from home. Haven't been washed in ever.

Heh-yep! And the store will have the word "Natural" in its name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:24 PM (+/7JY)

315 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 04:25 PM (f3oO4)

316 White House Correspondents Dinner?

Serve them airline fish dinners.
Slip in a few well dressed mannequins with names like NPC1 and NPC2.
Toss in a bug bomb.
Lock the doors.
Show on PPV
Profit!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 04:16 PM (IQUu2)

[Voiceover] We've replaced these journalists' drinks with a powerful emetic. Let's see what happens


Toss in laxative enhanced after dinner chocolates and let the party roll.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 24, 2019 04:25 PM (ZzYeO)

317 Airline fish dinners. Yack 'em smack 'em.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 04:25 PM (+/7JY)

318 Posted by: raimondo at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM/i]

Your cock mask needs to be refitted. Please see your nearest BDSM outlet for an appointment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 04:25 PM (uAgHA)

319 Raimondo's firmware needs an upgrade, he's still speaking at a 2nd grade level.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

320 The best box to score growing up was the box raw chicken came into the grocery store in. Heavy waxed cardboard. Made a premium field expedient snow sled.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Yzubb)


And the week recovering from salmonella is just an extra added bonus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (BAj5l)

321

Also I REALLY need you to send me pics of your dog's bunghole, as my current animal anus spank bank has gotten quite boring...

Posted by: Rainmando at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (UFLLM)

322 314 305 I love to watch the hippies put their groceries into the dirty, disgusting cloth bags they bring from home. Haven't been washed in ever.

Heh-yep! And the store will have the word "Natural" in its name.


Go ahead and mock. E. coli is completely natural.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (ZzYeO)

323 If I was a betting man, my bet would be that it costs more in energy and causes more environmental damage to manufacture and use paper bags than plastic bags.

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2019 04:17 PM (gmo/4)


If I were a betting man, I'd bet that neither one has any appreciable effect. Let's not get indulge in the leftist shit about energy and environmental damage as a basis for everything. Pouring oil down a storm drain - Mexican style - is one thing. Paper/plastic bags are another.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (+VZS9)

324
Posted by: raimondo at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (wUWhl)


Wow, sick burn dude.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 04:27 PM (TAmPV)

325
I remember there was a rise in food poisoning in the bag ban areas too. Contamination in reusable bags. Put some meat in the bags, slight amount of juice runs out and festers, and then contaminates the next batch of groceries put in the bag.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (f1Vqw)

326 305 I love to watch the hippies put their groceries into the dirty, disgusting cloth bags they bring from home. Haven't been washed in ever.

The bags, or the hippies?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (+VZS9)

327 ALso, now it really is nerd prom, since Trump stopped attending, Samantha Bee created her own party that all the celebrities attend. It happens same night, same time in DC.

Is that what really irks these guys?
No POTUS = no celebrities to schmooze

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (W+vEI)

328 If I were a betting man, I'd bet that neither one has any appreciable effect. Let's not get indulge in the leftist shit about energy and environmental damage as a basis for everything. Pouring oil down a storm drain - Mexican style - is one thing. Paper/plastic bags are another.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


^^^^THIS^^^^

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (Yzubb)

329 And the week recovering from salmonella is just an extra added bonus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (BAj5l)

NO SCHOOL!!!

Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (OE84+)

330 I think we should bring woven baskets that we carry on our heads to the grocery store. And thumb harps.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (2LelM)

331 All Natural = No Synthetic Isotopes.

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (eAZVt)

332 while they're ejaculating validation on each other's backs.

attempting to

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (FhXTo)

333 319 Raimondo's firmware needs an upgrade, he's still speaking at a 2nd grade level.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)


A capital letter to start a sentence, or an occasional carriage return would be a big upgrade.


It would bring him to the third grade level. We can hope.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)

334 326 305 I love to watch the hippies put their groceries into the dirty, disgusting cloth bags they bring from home. Haven't been washed in ever.

The bags, or the hippies?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (+VZS9)

==========

and. power of.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (ANN96)

335 305: Some former colleagues told me about a microbiology class during which they cultured bacteria from reusable shopping bags. E Coli and pseudomonas were abundant, and plenty of others too. I use paper or plastic with pride

Posted by: CN at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (U7k5w)

336 Deplorable Jay ' You warned, but did I listen?
No.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (BbGew)

337 I love to watch the hippies put their groceries into the dirty, disgusting cloth bags they bring from home. Haven't been washed in ever.

The bags, or the hippies?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (Yzubb)

338 >>And the week recovering from salmonella is just an extra added bonus.



GAINZ

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 04:29 PM (gou/W)

339 299 290 The Stoned Harlot

If you find out your waitress still has a clit, your meal is free.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 04:20 PM (oZ6kz)

THIS.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

There

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 04:29 PM (bcbK8)

340 FYI, Patchouli oil kills all manner of dangerous microbes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 04:29 PM (BAj5l)

341 Fake Fapper and Thumbellina can go screw.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (zBaqJ)

Can I join in?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at April 24, 2019 04:29 PM (99KL3)

342 325
I remember there was a rise in food poisoning in the bag ban areas too. Contamination in reusable bags. Put some meat in the bags, slight amount of juice runs out and festers, and then contaminates the next batch of groceries put in the bag.
--------------------
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 04:29 PM (2LelM)

343 I love to watch the hippies put their groceries into the dirty, disgusting cloth bags they bring from home. Haven't been washed in ever.


Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2019 04:23 PM (gmo/4)
-------------------------

The problem with those reusable bags is that people put stuff in them - like packages of meat oozing salmonella liquidy gloop - and then they don't wash the bags, and the next time they use that bag for something like produce, the produce becomes infected.

And sometimes the counter at the end of the conveyer belt at the grocery store gets infected too, as those bags are reused.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 04:29 PM (e9omi)

344 Contamination in reusable bags. ... then contaminates the next batch of groceries put in the bag.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (f1Vqw)

Well. They have to pick their dog poop up with something.

Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2019 04:29 PM (OE84+)

345 320 The best box to score growing up was the box raw chicken came into the grocery store in. Heavy waxed cardboard. Made a premium field expedient snow sled.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Yzubb)

And the week recovering from salmonella is just an extra added bonus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (BAj5l)


Plus, if you're on all fours, you get extra thrust forward on your sled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 04:30 PM (+VZS9)

346 >>Haven't been washed in ever.


I wash and I wash, but I can't get clean Man!

Posted by: Bulk Tofu Tongs at April 24, 2019 04:30 PM (gou/W)

347 "ejaculating validation on each other's backs"

Ace, you're a goddamn poet.

Oh, and also FVCK those twatwhistles

Posted by: fox at April 24, 2019 04:30 PM (UuVBv)

348 FYI, Patchouli oil kills all manner of dangerous microbes.

I didn't know it burned that hot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 24, 2019 04:30 PM (ZzYeO)

349 325
I remember there was a rise in food poisoning in the bag ban areas too. Contamination in reusable bags. Put some meat in the bags, slight amount of juice runs out and festers, and then contaminates the next batch of groceries put in the bag.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (f1Vqw)


So, when someone dies from disease caused by the grocery store not providing bags to carry the dozens of things the person purchased, is the store liable for the death?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 24, 2019 04:31 PM (sy5kK)

350 Just started For Your Eyes Only.

Such a nice bouquet of scenery in this movie.

Posted by: teej at April 24, 2019 04:31 PM (E9vLe)

351 349 325
I remember there was a rise in food poisoning in the bag ban areas too. Contamination in reusable bags. Put some meat in the bags, slight amount of juice runs out and festers, and then contaminates the next batch of groceries put in the bag.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 04:28 PM (f1Vqw)


So, when someone dies from disease caused by the grocery store not providing bags to carry the dozens of things the person purchased, is the store liable for the death?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 24, 2019 04:31 PM (sy5kK)

Naw. It was for Gaia. Total gimme.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 04:32 PM (RD7QR)

352 is the store liable for the death?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 24, 2019 04:31 PM (sy5kK)

No.

Local governments.

Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2019 04:32 PM (OE84+)

353 Nra=national ripp off association. Any of you gun nuts read the trace investigation of nra corruption yet?

Posted by: raimondo at April 24, 2019 04:32 PM (wUWhl)

Surprise! McCain Family Will Support Joe Biden For President
Update: Cindy McCain Says She's Not Getting Involved

Is this a full denial or a carefully-worded denial?

I'm not sure.



Original post follows:

What a surprise -- McCains stabbing Republicans in the back to support Democrats.


The late Sen. John McCain's family plans to support former Vice President Joe Biden's White House bid, backing the Democrat not only in his party's crowded primary race but also in a general election matchup with President Trump, the Washington Examiner has learned.

...

Sources close to both Biden's presidential campaign and the McCains said that at some point during the White House race, McCain's widow Cindy, 64, and daughter Meghan, 34, a host on "The View," will offer their public support in the hope of removing Trump from office in 2020.

Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:22 PM




Comments

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1 Are they trying to get Ben Domenech removed at The Federalist?

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (pZ+Vo)

2 McCains and Democrats - name a more iconic duo

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (KUaJL)

3 Biden 2020: There Will Be Grope.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (Bdeb0)

4 Stop the Gropening!

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (w7KSn)

5 Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.

============

Joe Biden must lose the nomination, if only for the purpose of embarrassing and further repudiating the McCain family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (ANN96)

6 Whoa, who saw that coming except for everybody?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

7 Shocked, shocked etc

Posted by: Your winnings, Sir at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (2Y1kI)

8 2 McCains and Democrats - name a more iconic duo
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (KUaJL)

==========

Ted Kennedy and Mary Jo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (ANN96)

9 Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (O2RFr)

10 Father, I will Avenge You!!

Posted by: megansnastysnatch at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (eZqDy)

11 No, seriously, if you want the entire conservative movement to say, "Hey buddy, I know your wife can't control her impulses for snack cakes and betrayal, and that only Conservatives Against Trump can be featured on The View, but seriously, get her in line before we have to sever ties with you."

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (pZ+Vo)

12 Apparently Joe Biden's son wasn't the only one who told him to run from the deathbed.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (KUaJL)

13 Biden is waiting until they can all get together with Flake and Romney too ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (dBLO3)

14 In "The Inferno", Dante Alighieri placed those who betrayed kin and benefactors in the very center of Hell.

Something the McCains should ponder, considering their behavior.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (7s3Gx)

15 In fairness, if Meghan were a deaf mute with a flat spot on the top of her head, she'd be perfect.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (2Y1kI)

16 I always appreciated John McCain's demeanor...

Posted by: Speaker Pelosi at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (ySZHT)

17 And the opinions of the family members of a failed presidential candidate are supposed to matter... why exactly?

Posted by: Sjg at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (gDSJf)

18
The dirty deals for his son with Ukraine will sink him faster than his hands on 12 -year-old training bra stops.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

19 And now Hogan is going to primary trump along with Weld. CNN would say the walls are closing in on Trump!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (+FCSF)

20 17 And the opinions of the family members of a failed presidential candidate are supposed to matter... why exactly?
Posted by: Sjg at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (gDSJf)

==========

Because of their influence in back rooms filled with smoke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (ANN96)

21 I don't think Democrats are aware how much the late Senator McCain is loathed by Republicans.

Posted by: troyriser at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (1JpTT)

22 Damn, do you guys do EVERYTHING fast?

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (uLuPn)

23 Can't wait to get my hands near MeggieMac's sweater puppies!

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (RKQ/v)

24 Is the McCain Memorial Victory Tour still going? Maybe they can rig up a cantilever and prop up his corpse next to Biden. They might even be able to staple a campaign sign into his grasp for added emphasis.

Posted by: Orson at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (tei1R)

25 18
The dirty deals for his son with Ukraine will sink him faster than his hands on 12 -year-old training bra stops.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

===========

"It was just Joe being Joe! Not a scandal!"
-The MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (ANN96)

26 Well, they both did business in Ukraine, so . . . maybe this is the McCains showing Biden they'll stay mum for his campaign if Biden suppresses all that Ukraine funny business after he's elected?

The DC swamp takes care of its own.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

27 Bush and McCain legacy continues. Men called themselves republicans to fool we idiots for our vote. I am Done. I support all Trumpian punching back.

Posted by: hero in name only at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (1XtI9)

28 17 And the opinions of the family members of a failed presidential candidate are supposed to matter... why exactly?


Unfortunately I think it will since Johnnie is still viewed as some sort of hero...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (O2RFr)

29 POTUS Trump > Cindy, Meghan, Mitt

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (kwbNb)

30 21 I don't think Democrats are aware how much the late Senator McCain is loathed by Republicans.
Posted by: troyriser at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (1JpTT)


Substitute the Trump base for Republicans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)

31 Does that mean Biden is The Chosen One?

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (wGofB)

32 I know ace was being sarcastic with the Suprise! in the headline, but honestly, is there anyone at all who would be surprised at this. Would you be surprised if it said supports Warren or any of the others except perhaps Sanders... and if push came to shove in the polling booth I would bet they would vote Sanders out of spite regardless.

F these people.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (jdGlx)

33 Biden/Abrams 2020 -- Grope and Mange!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (dBLO3)

34 Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.

what's the Vegas line on who Biden gropes first?

tough call, fit older lady or lots of groping acreage...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (8D42x)

35 from Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

Posted by: Dirty Dead John McCain at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (nFwvY)

36 Need a video of Gomer Pyle doing his famous "Sooprize,sooprize,sooprize!"

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (AjVAj)

37 And now Hogan is going to primary trump along with Weld.


Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (2Y1kI)

38 28 17 And the opinions of the family members of a failed presidential candidate are supposed to matter... why exactly?


Unfortunately I think it will since Johnnie is still viewed as some sort of hero...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (O2RFr)



Spam and cheez whiz on a stale kaiser roll.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)

39 Amazing how Dems can be rapey and racist, and their careers don't suffer in the slightest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (+FCSF)

40 Well color me shocked - RINOs gotta RINO I guess and with this we no longer need to take the McCain family seriously ever again. Go President Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (mBK03)

41 I like Pence quite a bit and would vote for him happily

After 5 years of public executions by GEOTUS we might need a break.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (FhXTo)

42 Wouldn't it be hilarious if Megs goes to the podium to announce him and Joe comes up behind and cups her cans?

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (AjVAj)

43 LMAO!

The McCains are still pissed that Trump pointed out Juan allowed himself to be captured.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (NF9CI)

44 Larry Hogan, R Gov of MD to primary trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (+FCSF)

45 Step right up, folks! See the party realignments, live and and in real time.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (pMGkg)

46 23 Can't wait to get my hands near MeggieMac's sweater puppies!
Posted by: Slow Joe at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (RKQ/v)


Mostly lipids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)

47 So, one evil, racist White family supports another evil, racist White guy. It's just institutional racism. Me, I'm having my skin darkened to show my solidarity with people of color. The only people that really know how to maintain a shithole.--Beto Sanchez Alhambra Diego Rodriquez O'Rourke.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (3sjI6)

48 Hogan, the hero we need! It writes itself!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (+FCSF)

49 Spam and cheez whiz on a stale kaiser roll.

LOL. hope so.. I guess you could call me vindictive but I wish the truth would come out about McCain and shut his family up.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (O2RFr)

50 Joe loves to smell my shampoo...

Posted by: TheFatMcCain at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (ySZHT)

51 Cindy just returned from Ukraine after greasing palms and slapping impertinent serf-mouths - since the Steele doc is now a McCain Family legacy.

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (K3B2k)

52 Geez, we'll be a hundred comments in before I can decide what to go with here.

The walls are closing in?

It's gonna be an early night?

And yes, I knew typing this would cost me a top ten.
Screw you Letterman.

Posted by: teej at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (E9vLe)

53 37 And now Hogan is going to primary trump along with Weld.


Who?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (2Y1kI)

==========

MD governor.

I swear, I can't imagine a better way for these pseudo-Republicans to invalidate themselves at a national level than to throw themselves into a guaranteed primary loss against a popular (within the party) sitting president.

They imagine that this is 1968 and Trump is LBJ, but the analogy is really wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (ANN96)

54 "Larry Hogan, R Gov of MD to primary Trump."

Yeah, *that's* gonna work. What a loser!

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (eAZVt)

55 Larry Hogan, R Gov of MD to primary trump.


Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (2Y1kI)

56 " Mostly lipids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

I'm pretty sure that's the case for all of them.

Posted by: Pep at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (J/A5t)

57 Aw, man...and to think I was considering bailing on the HQ in favor of laundry. You Morons are a stitch and the laundry can wait.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (NF9CI)

58 It's basically a self reveal for the McCain brood

They want him out before he shifts his attention towards old Johnny all personal like

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (HWL85)

59 Like someone below said I fully expect Romney and other Rinos to do the same

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)

60 The Great Unmasking continues.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (G0vdT)

61 Biden should not be underestimated. He's a cagey old bastid.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)

62 So- they're telling us John McCain was indeed a fraud for years? I'm shocked.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (VpIIl)

63 -
---
Larry Hogan, R Gov of MD to primary trump.




----

Who?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM

-----------------------------------------

Exactly. And that will still be the reaction after the primaries.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (pMGkg)

64 McCains' for it, I'm against it.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (x6XkS)

65 Well, maybe not Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Pep at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (J/A5t)

66 Who gives a rip what those shrill harpies think about anything in politics?

Do the lefties think that they can beat Trump voters over their heads with anything the McCain beyotches have to say?

BTW, has anyone ever seen Amy Shumer and Megan McCain in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (3U22A)

67 But will they allow him to put his hands on their shoulders and sniff their hair? That's the burning question in everyone's mind.

Posted by: Travelin' Man&&&& at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (30kdF)

68 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MCCAIN'S FAMILY IS NOW BETRAYING THE REPUBLICAN VOTERS WHO FOR JOHN IN 2008 IN FAVOR OF THE GUY VOTED AGAINST.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

69 I can't see this coming back on the McCain's with Trump having so much time before the election. He seems the type to take things sitting down.

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (ySZHT)

70 John McCain was the Russian Mole.

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (K3B2k)

71 McCains are still pissed that Trump pointed out Juan allowed himself to be captured.

+++

Nah. They are deathly afraid his actions become public.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (HWL85)

72 55 Larry Hogan, R Gov of MD to primary trump.

Who?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (2Y1kI)

He was that ex POW like McCain, only in the Big one.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (jdGlx)

73

Doesn't this mean that the MacTruck Meghan can no longer represent the GOP on The View?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (vEIlU)

74 It's going to be real interesting for the McCain family when Teump declassifies everything and we find out that he was up to his shriveled balls in the dossier.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (gC2IV)

75 No doubt John will be voting for Biden too.

#Biden:MyTime

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (/Njku)

76 It's basically a self reveal for the McCain brood

They want him out before he shifts his attention towards old Johnny all personal like




The graft from selling arms to ISIS is not going to buy Crash a legacy, or perhaps it will.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (2Y1kI)

77
They want to recapture all that funereal high praise and accolades. Unlike the entombening, however, with political endorsing comes serious blow back from those not enchanted with their choice.

They will not like how this turns on their perceived high status on the political pyramid.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (pNxlR)

78 This will help Biden in the primary.


\\\\\

Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (MAstk)

79 >>BTW, has anyone ever seen Amy Shumer and Megan McCain in the same room at the same time?
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (3U22A)

Schumer looks like she should be wearing butter and syrup.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (Bdeb0)

80
The dirty deals for his son with Ukraine will sink him faster than his hands on 12 -year-old training bra stops.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)


And you know how that will be spun:

It was for the greater good.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (Fs5vw)

81 I can't wait to stand up there on that podium and sniff her hair.



*unzips*

Posted by: Joey Choo-choo at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (F3l8A)

82 Meggie never forgot the times that Uncle Joe sniffed her hair and massaged her shoulders.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (F4O0d)

83 speaking of Hogans, look at the pair of Hogans on MeggieMac!

hubba hubba!

Tune In Tokyo!

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (RKQ/v)

84 Thread is moving fast.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (HUFx8)

85 Whose ass is a nicer grab, Cindy or Meghan's? Joey might go into brian lock.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (MWTI2)

86
Doesn't this mean that the MacTruck Meghan can no longer represent the GOP on The View?


No,no.. She's a "real" republican... Like Captain Bill

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (O2RFr)

87 78 This will help Biden in the primary.


\\\\\
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (MAstk)

==========

If he gets through to the nomination, then he gains the air of bipartisan which could help him on the margins when the media takes it up on a full court press.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (ANN96)

88 And to launch Biden's campaign, Megan McCain will sponsor a donut eating contest, with the winner being anyone who can pass her four dozen a day mark.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (VpIIl)

89 Good, more and more masks are coming off.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (JUOKG)

90 Hairsniffer Joe is announcing tomorrow, in a taped release.. I'm pretty sure they won't let him do it live since he'd likely flub it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (so+oy)

91 Hogan is gonna primary Trump? Well shit, he really is done. Everybody knows that Hogan never jobs for anybody, brother.

*rips off shirt, does hand windmill around the ear pose*

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (oZ6kz)

92 McCain who? Biden who? Who cares???

Posted by: Timothy Stenger at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (Nftf1)

93 >>81 I can't wait to stand up there on that podium and sniff her hair. Posted by: Joey Choo-choo at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (F3l8A)

Sniff. Nuzzle. Lick. Bite.

There Will Be Grope.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

94 As with the NeverTrumpers who openly supported Hillary in 2016, this announcement is excellent at clarifying where the DC GOP critters' allegiances are: for the swamp, against YOU.

They're not even going to insult us by pretending to want another Republican to win in 2020. Sucks for Romney and Weld - womp, womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (W+vEI)

95 Whose ass is a nicer grab, Cindy or Meghan's? Joey might go into brian lock.
Posted by: Jean

.....................

If you're looking for quantity, Meghan's wins no contest!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (so+oy)

96 At least since we got the "Do you wish to donate to the US Presidential campaign" on the 1040 form, those running for president are getting money to run for president. It used to be that a candidate would ask themselves the pertinent question, "Do I stand a chance?" Now, the pertinent question is, "How much in donations can I park offshore?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (3sjI6)

97 BTW, has anyone ever seen Amy Shumer and Megan McCain in the same room at the same time?


Shockingly, I think Amy is prettier than Meghan. Amy has a nice fat girl face to go with her body. Meghan looks like Cindy trapped in a sumo suit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (2Y1kI)

98 McCain's family? Who the fuck cares. It's like McBrain is now some kind of brand. McBrain Inc.

Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (q177U)

99 John McCain was a founding Member of ISIS.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (gou/W)

100

Keep Grope Alive!
Keep Grope Alive!
Keep Grope Alive!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (aKsyK)

101 and we find out that he was up to his shriveled balls in the dossier.

+++

And meeting with ISIS, conducting private foreign policy and intelligence, along with Hillary.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (HWL85)

102 My friends, you have nothing to fear from Uncle Joe, he feels you and is handy with OH GOD NO! Not the Acid Squirting Porcupine! Jesus Mary and Joseph it's on fire! OH GOD MY ASSHOLE JUST RIPPED!!!!! Pull it out pull it out! I'm shitting out my nose make it STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (UFLLM)

103 The only thing Hogan and weld can do is run left of trump. That and keep claiming mueller found collusion or that nearly committing obstruction is super bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (+FCSF)

104 My friendsh, you have nothing to fear from a Joe Biden presidency. Now I'm going to leave for a while, disconnect all the phones and leave this door locked.

Posted by: John McCain speaking at an all girls school at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (oZ6kz)

105 Unindicted co-conspirator's family endorses unindicted groper.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (Boy/L)

106
1968: Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!

2020: Ho! Ho! Ho for Joe!

Ho! in the pejorative sense, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (pNxlR)

107 Dig him up and make him VP.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (gou/W)

108 Do Canadians call chicks like Megan McCain "butter tarts"? You know, cuz they're tarts with high fat content.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (CW16p)

109 They imagine that this is 1968 and Trump is LBJ, but the analogy is really wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM

Yep - the real analogy is 1972 and Nixon - except this time the Deep State launched their coup too early and too ineptly.

It reminds of one the few things Marx got right: "History does indeed Repeat; the first time as Tragedy, the second time as Farce."

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)

110 Self-promoting family of frauds, finally ends the fraud and reveals who they really are.

Hint. everybody already knew.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

111 Well, it's good that they're gonna quit bullshitting us and become out-and-proud demonrats.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (wA4OO)

112 Biden 2020: Even a dead man can see the sense of it!

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (nEOLy)

113 Prediction: the announcements from these two-bit ho's will increase Trump's popularity. That's not wishful thinking, either. Not just defeating but personally destroying Biden will be pure please.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (4dbFH)

114 gonna run a train on Cindy and Meggie Mac

CHOO CHOO!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (FZYNt)

115 61 Biden should not be underestimated. He's a cagey old bastid.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)


Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

116 Yeah Biden is gonna get all the usual suspect establishment backers just like Jeb Bush. Will serve him about as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (39g3+)

117 the most important contribution that mcain has made is to demonstrate that you have the ability to use up every bit of goodwill earned in your military career, even among people that love the military.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (MTjB1)

118 Biden/MeggyMcCain 2020--Grope and Dope for America!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

119 113 Prediction: the announcements from these two-bit ho's will increase Trump's popularity. That's not wishful thinking, either. Not just defeating but personally destroying Biden will be pure please.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (4dbFH)

And if Sniffy Joe wins the nomination it's good leverage to help split the Sanders faction. Especially after they realize once again the fix is in at the DNC.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (jdGlx)

120 98 McCain's family? Who the fuck cares. It's like McBrain is now some kind of brand. McBrain Inc.

Posted by: Max Power
----------
*fist bump*

Exactly. Who gives a care - its not like McLame was nothing but a DIABLO anyway. Maverick my hairy ass.. stabs us in the back early and often.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (9B/d8)

121 #METOO: You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (nEOLy)

122 thought I would never see the day that America dodged a bullet with Obama

Twice!

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (FZYNt)

123 Like someone below said I fully expect Romney and other Rinos to do the same
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)


Yup. No doubt they will. BUT we are now aware of their game now, and it's not going to play well in flyover country.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (Fs5vw)

124 If he gets through to the nomination, then he gains the air of bipartisan which could help him on the margins when the media takes it up on a full court press.

..


This won't help him get through.

The left will now savage McCain as a war monger, to target Biden.


They shouldn't have announced this yet.

Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (MAstk)

125
To honor the late John McCain the family has decided to crash the Biden campaign.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (TAmPV)

126 Weld and Kasich can probably get together on a "Free Pot For All!!!!" ticket - just so they can show how deeply conservative they are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

127 The Gropes of Wrath

Starring Walter the ventriloquist doll

Sponsored by Welch's Grope Juice

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (xPJvm)

128
Meghan looks like Cindy trapped in a sumo suit.


LOL!

Ed Sullivan, circa 1970: "And now, live on our stage, the comedic hijinks of the team Cindy and Cindy in a Sumo Suit!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (pNxlR)

129 so what does jeb bush's backing get biden? the votes from his immediate family?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (MTjB1)

130 This will shift how many votes to Biden in the primaries, and how many from Trump to Biden in a general match-up between them? Five? Six?

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (AMIL/)

131 115 61 Biden should not be underestimated. He's a cagey old bastid.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)


Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

Amen.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (HUFx8)

132 If they wait until Friday, the Senate should be in recess and Willard can join them on the podium.

Posted by: rd at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (EK+Pw)

133 Dig him up and make him VP.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (gou/W)

And make RBG Attorney General. She might still be above ground. Embalmed, sure, but it saves you the spade work.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (3sjI6)

134
Maggie Moo's tits are DEVINE for the ole Honk Honk!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (UFLLM)

135 Oh NO!
This changes everything.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (88+cf)

136 "Is the McCain Memorial Victory Tour still going? Maybe they can rig up a cantilever and prop up his corpse next to Biden. They might even be able to staple a campaign sign into his grasp for added emphasis."

HeLLLOOOOOOO...still available.....

Posted by: RBG, broadcasting "live" from an unknown location. at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (951Yv)

137 131
Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

Amen.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (HUFx

===========

Sanders supporters are liars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (ANN96)

138 you mean they are who we thought they were?

I guess they were the last to know.

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (nFwvY)

139 SOUR GRAPES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ9IF5AFiYQ

Posted by: DESCENDENTS at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (gou/W)

140 The machine is behind Sanders right now, although I think it would easily shift to Biden if he seemed to be winning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)

141 Biden should not be underestimated. He's a cagey old bastid.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)


Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


We don't need them too. If they vote for anybody else, or write in Mickey Mouse, or stay homenstoned, that's a win.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (nEOLy)

142 Cindy and Meghan supported John in 2008, see what good that did.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (+FCSF)

143 Grope and Change!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (3U22A)

144
Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.


There isn't a single fire marshall in Philly who won't insist on twin I-beams every 24" under that stage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (pNxlR)

145 140 The machine is behind Sanders right now, although I think it would easily shift to Biden if he seemed to be winning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)

==========

The machine is explicitly against Sanders now. That's why they're having their shadowy meeting in CA and NY discussing out to stop him.

The energy is split, but mostly concentrated on Sanders, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (ANN96)

146 Sanders supporters are liars.

Like their leader, they can be bought.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)

147 Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Just like the PUMAs did in 2008?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (+FCSF)

148 It's day 242 of the McCain funeral, and the casket's starting to smell a little ripe.

Posted by: pincorrect at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (UOlq9)

149 PT generously provided AF support to cart that old buffoon back to DC and any other freebie benefit they requested. That old wrinkled druggie and her obese whale of a daughter make are embarrassments, both of them.

Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (WvFai)

150 The only thing Hogan and weld can do is run left of trump. That and keep claiming mueller found collusion or that nearly committing obstruction is super bad.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (+FCSF)

Well, they could kiss each other on the lips to get the LGBQRSTUVWXYZ vote.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (3sjI6)

151 The Great Unmasking should be viewed as a blessing. By their works shall we know them.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (/H8v6)

152 Fifty-Four Forty or Grope

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (xPJvm)

153 I think the McCain family is about to find out that they are not McCain and that no one gives a shit what they think.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (V+jJS)

154 The machine is explicitly against Sanders now. That's why they're having their shadowy meeting in CA and NY discussing out to stop him.

Nah. Terrible, damaging stuff is coming out against every single other candidate than him. The worst thing that came out is that he's a millionaire, which everyone already knew.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)

155 I want McCain exposed for the fraud he was

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (O2RFr)

156 123 Like someone below said I fully expect Romney and other Rinos to do the same
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)

The out of power Never Trumpers, sure. But Romney's too cautious, and he's still got too much to lose. Romney would never take that risk. If there's anything we've learned about him, it's that he's NOT a fighter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (Kpl3J)

157 Wait her tits are deveined? Yuurgh didn't have to know that

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (suql3)

158 This is my entirely not shocked face.

But Meggie Mac is totes conservative, you guys. Really.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (fF3XF)

159 I really think it's about time a few people in Washington let the shit McCain did while in D.C. out of the bag. The stuff that most people who have been around Congress know. Like, I don't know, his "interaction" with other women and some of his more interesting exploits...

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (VpIIl)

160 145
140 The machine is behind Sanders right now, although I think it would easily shift to Biden if he seemed to be winning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)



==========



The machine is explicitly against Sanders now. That's why they're
having their shadowy meeting in CA and NY discussing out to stop him.



The energy is split, but mostly concentrated on Sanders, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (ANN96)
I thought the DNC did some type of rule change to prevent Sanders, who is not a democrat - from running for the democratic nomination.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (jxbfJ)

161 Biden/Abrams 2020: Grope and Chains!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (39g3+)

162 61 Biden should not be underestimated. He's a cagey old bastid.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)

____


He's a can't-miss winner embodying the eight glorious years of the DogEater regime. What's not to like? Vegas has him at 1 to 3 odds of winning no doubt ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (dBLO3)

163 154 The machine is explicitly against Sanders now. That's why they're having their shadowy meeting in CA and NY discussing out to stop him.

Nah. Terrible, damaging stuff is coming out against every single other candidate than him. The worst thing that came out is that he's a millionaire, which everyone already knew.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)

===========

It doesn't take a machine to dribble out bad information about candidates.

They're all going after each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (ANN96)

164 and to think I voted for BOTH Mitt and McStain.

fuck me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

165 "But Meggie Mac is totes conservative, you guys. Really.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (fF3XF)"

Conservatively she's about 190, but probably closer to 210.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (oZ6kz)

166
129 so what does jeb bush's backing get biden? the votes from his immediate family?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (MTjB1)


A warehouse full of slightly used "Please Clap" signs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (pNxlR)

167 And now Hogan is going to primary trump along with Weld.

Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (2Y1kI)

this is assuming Klink is going to let him out of Stalag 13, right?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (8D42x)

168 Are they under the impression that anyone gives a rat's rectum who they support?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (pg90N)

169 Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

You got that from The Babylon Bee, right?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (3sjI6)

170 123 Like someone below said I fully expect Romney and other Rinos to do the same
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)

If Rmoney thinks he has a shot in 2024 no way he endorses Groper Joe.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (fF3XF)

171 I heard somebody say that they won't rename the Russell building for McCain, but they may name all of the cafeterias for his daughter.

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (I54dk)

172 Can't wait for Biden to announce.

The left and other campaigns will destroy him.


40 years worth of shit ready to be made public.

Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (MAstk)

173 158
This is my entirely not shocked face.



But Meggie Mac is totes conservative, you guys. Really.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (fF3XF)
Maybe Megan doesn't mind being groped by some old creepy guy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (jxbfJ)

174 wait till Slow Joe motorboats the fuck out of Meggie's funbags on live TV.

And CNN says it's all good

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (FZYNt)

175

Joe feels your pain. And your mane. And your brain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (aKsyK)

176 I can't wait to get a hold of Meghan's knockers, uh, I mean endorsement.


Posted by: Joe Biden at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (cRkMZ)

177 Nobody likes a traitor. I think Biden will be sorry of he rides Meggy McCain like a pony.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (VpIIl)

178 171 I heard somebody say that they won't rename the Russell building for McCain, but they may name all of the cafeterias for his daughter.

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (O2RFr)

179 The lack of Descendents fans here is disconcerting

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (gou/W)

180 She seems nice.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (uLuPn)

181 It doesn't take a machine to dribble out bad information about candidates.

It does to suddenly focus on Biden's gropey behavior after decades of burying and ignoring it in the press. It does to nail every candidate... except Sanders.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (39g3+)

182 The machine is explicitly against Sanders now. That's why they're
having their shadowy meeting in CA and NY discussing out to stop him.

The energy is split, but mostly concentrated on Sanders, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019
----------

Agreed. The DNC and party elders want to snuff this guy out.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (G0vdT)

183 It's day 242 of the McCain funeral, and the casket's starting to smell a little ripe.
Posted by: pincorrect

The top is bulging; does that mean anything?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (nEOLy)

184 All the Bushes need to do is chime in too. Identify the whole Uniparty, both for us Patriots and for those Demunist Commiecrats.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (ujg0T)

185 Trump will be fine, just avoid the big boot and the leg drop. Hogan can't do anything else.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)

186 I think with sanders voters, most would be too lazy to vote with out the Bern. Except for those so pissed that they go for a trump protest vote.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (jdGlx)

187 John McCain is rolling over in his...his...ummmmm

nevermind

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (NF7WJ)

188 "Candace Claiborne is accused of violating her oath of office as a State Department employee, who was entrusted with Top Secret information when she purposefully mislead federal investigators about her significant and repeated interactions with foreign contacts," said Assistant Director in Charge Vale. "The FBI will continue to investigate individuals who, though required by law, fail to report foreign contacts, which is a key indicator of potential insider threats posed by those in positions of public trust."

The FBI arrested Claiborne on March 28. She made her first appearance this afternoon in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (QkjLD)

189 It doesn't take a machine to dribble out bad information about candidates.

They're all going after each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (ANN96)


The nascent Dem primary season is already turning into a food fight.

I love it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (pg90N)

190 Conservatively she's about 190, but probably closer to 210.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic a

210?

the left side or the right side?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (FZYNt)

191 Remember how no one outside of Establishment D.C. gave one single fuck when Songbird kept his appointment to roast in Hell? This will have even less impact.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (4dbFH)

192 "Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium."

Probably not. With Meghan up there, you probably couldn't fit Biden in frame. That might hide his groping from the cameras, though...

Posted by: Grimaldi at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (byAbd)

193 think the McCain family is about to find out that they are not McCain and that no one gives a shit what they think.

+++

I don't think the announcement is for us or as a serious consideration for Biden exactly, but an insidery announcement of readiness to aid the democrat candidate financially no matter who

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (suql3)

194 Wow this changes everything!

No way I was going to vote for Biden but NOW I am going to actively campaign against him and the pseudo-conservative cartel of the McCains, Romneys and their deep state ilk.

Great move to give us something to rally against!

Posted by: Batterup at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (U2JQS)

195 Report: Michael Cohen disavows parts of guilty plea in recorded phone call with Tom Arnold

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (QkjLD)

196 Oh God do these people live in the real world?

Either that or I do not.

McCain's relevance was long established by 2012.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (8erNz)

197 For every vote that McCains/Romney sway FROM Trump,

they sway another 100 TOWARD Trump, from the blue collar middle/undecided. Nothing like a bunch of rich Republicans backing Mobster/Molester Biden to move AverageJoe votes to Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (Cus5s)

198 Too bad he died, I'd love McCain to be Biden's Pilot for the Campaign.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (gou/W)

199
White people supporting a crooked old white fuck.
Pure racism.

Posted by: Glenn John at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (LilNs)

200 The really old guard is putting all their chips on Creepy Uncle Joey. Dems and Repubs.

The Repubs hate Trump and think CUJ can beat him.

The Dems hate Bernie and see that Bernie and his bros are leading in the polls.

Even if CUJ didn't want to run, he's running.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (e9omi)

201 Remember, that Cindy is rich and available. And has low standards

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (NF7WJ)

202 We are here today to grope and sniff about Joe Biden. I know dad, looking up from hell, would be proud, bless his rotting corpse. Now please go get me a giant bowl of pasta.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (VpIIl)

203 and to think I voted for BOTH Mitt and McStain.

fuck me.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Don't be hard on yourself, consider the alternatives.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (/H8v6)

204 The photo showing McCain standing next to Kyiv's Hitler-saluting wild-eyed Ukrainian Oleh Tyanybok(sp) is the McCain Family's Finest Hour.

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (K3B2k)

205 >>fuck me.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I thought there was a moron on that detail?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (gou/W)

206 Trump is currently riding north of 85% approval among Republicans.

I'm perfectly happy to have a couple of RINO leftist DIABLOs fight to the death for the balance while Trump racks up 70% in every primary - including in Weld's and Hogan's home states.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (fF3XF)

207
Splittin' firewood over here boss...

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (GEhPL)

208

Secret Service Skinny Dip, my pool, 7 PM! Megs is gonna raffle off a titty-fuck!



Ahhh, to be strictly accurate, they'll be my tits, but still...

Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (UFLLM)

209
Remember, that Cindy is rich and available. And has low standards

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (NF7WJ)


And she comes with all the free beer you can drink.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (TAmPV)

210 and to think I voted for BOTH Mitt and McStain.


It was either him or the commies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (2Y1kI)

211 It makes no sense for the DNC to want Sanders as their candidate. He isn't a Dem and what has he ever done for their party?

He's lucky they even let him caucus with them.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (F4O0d)

212 >>Remember, that Cindy is rich and available. And has low standards


"Oh really?"
-- John F. Kerry, who flew commercial recently and might be low on cash

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)

213 I thought the DNC did some type of rule change to prevent Sanders, who is not a democrat - from running for the democratic nomination.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (jxbfJ)


They changed the rules so that (IIRC) super delegates don't have the dispositive say unless there's no clear winner on the first vote.

Something like that. It doesn't really matter, since they'll rig the whole thing behind the scenes anyway. It's kinda like the voting rules in the USSR's Central Committee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (pg90N)

214 Joe Biden was always very tender when he smelled Megan's hair.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (I4S4k)

215 Anyone shocked by this news......I got some terrible news regarding Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (P1AAi)

216 if Hogan is running for the GOP nom and Schultz for the Democrat nom, who's the nazi?

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (nFwvY)

217 Two true and proper ((conservatives)) Cindy and Meghan doing the right thing. We must rid ourselves of the vulgarian orange man inhabiting our house. I applaud these two, and I do miss bantering with John a true hero who managed to have five aircraft mishaps (and one shootdown, all the planes fault) and still maintain flying status during his naval aviation career! Stuff of legends I say.

Well back to the couch... AHOY!

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (2nW6u)

218 '>>Remember, that Cindy is rich and available. And has low standards "

Well, now that Bootyjudge stole all his momentum, Beto could probably use a 2nd rich wife.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)

219
I voted for Palin -not Mcstain.

Posted by: Smart aleck commenter at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (LilNs)

220 and to think I voted for BOTH Mitt and McStain.

Voted for Rmoney in 2012 - couldn't pull the trigger for McQueeg in 2008, and Palin was going nowhere by then (thanks, in no small part, to McQueeg himself) and voted for Chuck Baldwin instead.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (fF3XF)

221 186 I think with sanders voters, most would be too lazy to vote with out the Bern. Except for those so pissed that they go for a trump protest vote.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (jdGlx)



I have heard rumors--probably apocryphal?--that some Bernie Sanders people disgusted with what Hillary did actually did go vote for Trump?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)

222 It doesn't really matter, since they'll rig the whole thing behind the scenes anyway.

Yeah other than fundraising I can't figure out why the Democratic Party even bothers having a primary election.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (39g3+)

223 This mean Butterball Powerbottom's stunt double will stop pretending she's a Republican on that overly-hyped hen-party?

Posted by: aelfheld at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (IxDhF)

224 Candace Claiborne is accused of violating her oath of office as a State Department employee,


Not exactly a looker, is she?

Posted by: Uber Justice Klovenhoofer at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (nEOLy)

225 205 >>fuck me.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I thought there was a moron on that detail?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (gou/W)

Maybe she killed and et him.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (HUFx8)

226 So, when is Romney going to start campaigning for the Dems? You know that's coming.

/it's not democrats vs. republicans, it's deep state vs. outsiders. We're outsiders.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (TYC2c)

227 The cheap screws of the McCain family flew on Trump for John's funeral and then stabbed Trump in the back. They didn't have enough character not to accept the free ride despite their wealth.

Posted by: ejochs at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (lSFMQ)

228 The View hags are totally cool with groping and hair sniffing, so no surprise here.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (4YHTV)

229 Gonna fire up my long dormant twitter acct and start asking Cindy uncomfortable questions about Ukraine.

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (K3B2k)

230 Biden should give them a big hug and a grope...maybe a sniff or two.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (xSo9G)

231 the hardest thing about sniffing meghans hair was that biden's small security detail could barely hold her legs back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (MTjB1)

232 216 if Hogan is running for the GOP nom and Schultz for the Democrat nom, who's the nazi?
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (nFwvY)


Warren Wilhelm Klink.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)

233 I actually believe this helps Trump.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (P1AAi)

234 This is going to be the funniest damn election in US history.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (hjaPQ)

235 232

Warren Wilhelm Klink.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)


aka DeBolshevik

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)

236 I'm sure John McCain will be voting for all the Democrats he can this next election.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (Ct55T)

237 Let them all unmask.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (AjVAj)

238 got some terrible news regarding Bill Kristol.

+++

No more Monsters Inc movies?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (HWL85)

239 Can't wait for Biden to announce.

The left and other campaigns will destroy him.


40 years worth of shit ready to be made public.
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (MAstk)


THIS. I don't think the old DNCers realize just how savage the leftist monster they created is willing to destroy them. Like spiders eating their own.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Fs5vw)

240 And she comes with all the free beer you can drink.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Define beer.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (/H8v6)

241 and voted for Chuck Baldwin instead.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (fF3XF)




YOU were that guy!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (2Y1kI)

242 The Audacity of Grope.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)

243 Hulk Hogan would get more votes than whoever this other Hogan is.

And yeah, tell us again how there is no uniparty and the Republicans are fighting like hell for us.

Posted by: Thatch at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (v5Cc/)

244 The View hags are totally cool with groping and hair sniffing, so no surprise here.
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose
--------

Joe could do it in blackface, and they would be okay with it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (xSo9G)

245 242 The Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)


Grope and Strange.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

246 195 Report: Michael Cohen disavows parts of guilty plea in recorded phone call with Tom Arnold "

When I first saw your post, I thought "now that has to be a Babylon Bee headline". but Dear God it's true! I can't think of two more loathsome individuals, they deserve each other. First, Tom Arnold, desperately trying to attract attention, and the only way he can is to befriend some loser headed to prison and then secretly tape him so he can spill all the confidential info later.

and then Cohen - what an idiot!! he's supposed to be the Big Lawyer, and he doesn't know that he could get hauled into Court again and have his sentence extended for stupid talk like that? Judges always hate that shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

247 YOU were that guy!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (2Y1kI)

Well, the only one in my town, actually - my town went 65% for the milk-chocolate messiah in 08.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (fF3XF)

248 The Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM

Diet Coke, monitor, paper towel, thanks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (xR1UF)

249 Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.
*
*
. . .

Until he can schedule Meghan's pair to stand with him at the podium.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (elsTe)

250 The Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
------

Well, that pretty much wraps up this thread. We have a winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (xSo9G)

251 245 242 The Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)


Grope and Strange.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
---------

The Gropes of Wrath.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (G0vdT)

252 Surprise!
The McCain family continues to suck diseased cock!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)

253

OK.

Back from the butcher shop.

The tender ribeye awaits my not-so-tender mercies.

Now, IIRC, there's a gnostic gospel that describes the Jews in Egypt eating "matzoh and shellfish," which makes shrimp Passover friendly.

Right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (5aX2M)

254 200 The really old guard is putting all their chips on Creepy Uncle Joey. Dems and Repubs.

The Repubs hate Trump and think CUJ can beat him.

The Dems hate Bernie and see that Bernie and his bros are leading in the polls.

Even if CUJ didn't want to run, he's running.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (e9omi)

Yeah, I thought for a moment he might bow out when he delayed his announcement but there's just too much pushing him in. Now the BernieBros will go in overdrive with the scandals. There's a lot of REALLY juicy stuff in the wings, and I don't mean Meggy after a workout.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

255 Has Kamala started offering sex to anyone willing to drop out of the Democratic race?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (JgA4k)

256 Off topic, but I got to testify on a federal medical malpractice case in from of Judge Royce Lamberth, the same judge hearing the Judicial Watch vs FBI Clinton email case. This is a super smart guy who told 3 days of testimony on a complex medical case, and wrote a judgement that showed he not only had a complete understanding of the medicine involved, but in his ruling , not only agreed with my defense, but also made rulings on things I hadn't even considered, but he saw and felt necessary to highlight and set legal precedent for future malpractice claims. Brilliant jurist, Reagan appointee, should have been SCOTUS.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (+FCSF)

257 These two families deserve each other, IMHO. My loathing of McStain knows no boundaries. I held my nose and voted for him but in reality I was voting for Palin.

This election season, once again, is a circus. Who isn't running at this point and which GOPe isn't going to jump in to primary Trump?


I pray for the President and his family to remain strong and have their heads on a swivel because the knives and jackals are everywhere.

Posted by: turambar at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (s2J6c)

258 Biden Campaign Song : Creep by Radiohead

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (gou/W)

259 It would be delicious schadenfreude if crazed Dem voters reject Biden because McCain = Republican in their minds.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (xE7+x)

260 anders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Just like the PUMAs did in 2008?
Posted by: Cat Ass Troph

...............

They did not vote for Trump in 2016, but a helluva lot of them simply stayed home rather than voting for Hillary.. it will probably be the same if Uncle Joe gets to nom, though to a much lesser extent.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (so+oy)

261 Let them all unmask

++++

And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (HWL85)

262 Cat Ass Trophy: "Larry Hogan, R Gov of MD to primary trump."

Pfft. I manage a bigger budget and more people than that guy who I've never heard of.

Posted by: Jimbo of Jimbo's Bait-n-Tackle at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (6eEQ+)

263 Never before has the term "Republicrat" ever been more appropriate.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (5tb4C)

264 McCains last acts as a senator was to screw the middle class on the ACA and to attempt to commit treason and sedition thru the Steele Dossier
Theres a lot less love for that a-hope than they think

Posted by: Naturalfake at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (05g8Y)

265 biden is delaying his announcement mostly because he has to reinforce the structure to hold meg.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (MTjB1)

266 >> Biden Campaign Song


She's Only Seventeen by Winger

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (gou/W)

267 Has Kamala started offering sex to anyone willing to drop out of the Democratic race?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable
..........

pretty sure Cory Booker will take a pass there..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (so+oy)

268 258 Biden Campaign Song : Creep by Radiohead
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (gou/W)
----
LOLLLLLLLLLL!

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (G0vdT)

269 Surprise!!

anal

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (d7Ww2)

270 Perhaps, a Paul Wellstone like celebration is in order.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (QkjLD)

271 didn't Hollyweird make a movie about The Meg last year?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (FZYNt)

272 242 The Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)


Grope and Strange.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
---------

The Gropes of Wrath.
Posted by: WisRich


Faith, Grope and Charity

Posted by: Uber Justice Klovenhoofer at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (nEOLy)

273 239
THIS. I don't think the old DNCers realize just how savage the leftist monster they created is willing to destroy them. Like spiders eating their own.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM

But the Dem candidates promised not to attack each other!!

Posted by: Grimaldi at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (V/f/L)

274
The Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)
Grope and Strange.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)


Strange you can be feelin

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (TAmPV)

275 The McCains can't support Trump because he doesn't respect women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (+y/Ru)

276 267 Has Kamala started offering sex to anyone willing to drop out of the Democratic race?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable
..........

pretty sure Cory Booker will take a pass there..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (so+oy)


But if Mayor Buttplug should make that offer ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (pg90N)

277 I really don't see what the McCains think they are going to accomplish by endorsing Biden. Don't half the Dems think McCain was an old fascist warmonger?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (ZqRa6)

278 37
And now Hogan is going to primary trump along with Weld.




Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .
Col. Hogan and Tuesday Weld?

He's dead and she's a little long in the tooth, but whatevs. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (elsTe)

279
Damnatio memoriae is too good for the McCains.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (X3lUd)

280 Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

We of the superior morality of the Feel The Bern movement would never stoop to supporting an evil, capitalist billionaire as the leader of this propositional nation. A millionaire, sure. But, a billionaire is too selfish.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (3sjI6)

281 >> Biden Campaign Song


I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (gou/W)

282 The classic mistake. Biden will run as mini-Trump and lose. People always want the Real Deal.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (mjlXF)

283 245 242 The Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)


Grope and Strange.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
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The Gropes of Wrath.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (G0vdT)


Grope Me! Grope Me!

Posted by: Not Billy Squier ... at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (LPnfS)

284 Grope and Glory

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

285 Don't half the Dems think McCain was an old fascist warmonger?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (ZqRa6)


That was yesterday. Today, he is a hero who stood up to Trump, largely by being a self-centered dick.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (pg90N)

286
Biden 2020: Hands-on Government!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (X3lUd)

287 I couldn't imagine anything worse than an openly gay progressive as president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+FCSF)

288 This'd be the PERFECT time to forbid Judge Moore for running for that Senate seat in Alabama.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (nEOLy)

289 Oh fist bump. I thought you said dry hump.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (xR1UF)

290 God, Hogan better not get in the ring. The noxious smug that would emanate from the never-trumpers and "moderates" will suffocate us all. He's been a total squish of a governor. Dems still run everything, and as far as I know, the only thing he managed to accomplish is lowering the bay bridge toll to $4. Wimp.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (4YHTV)

291 I used to scoff at those wild-eyed conspiracy-mongers who claimed that there was an elitist cabal of both Democrats and Republicans working together behind the scenes in DC to control the government; party identification didn't matter, as long as you were part of the elitist cabal.

Now I know better. Those conspiracy theories didn't even go far enough. The truth - - that the Deep State permeates all power structures in DC - -is much worse than they even imagined.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (5tb4C)

292 287 I couldn't imagine anything worse than an openly gay progressive as president.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

It's been done

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (FZYNt)

293 I really don't see what the McCains think they are going to accomplish by endorsing Biden. Don't half the Dems think McCain was an old fascist warmonger?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (ZqRa6)

Provide just enough of a fig-leaf for suburban, white, middle-and-upper class mostly women to ignore the fact that Creepy Joe is running as a full-on communist and vote against the BadOrangeManWhoIsVeryVeryBad

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (fF3XF)

294
Yeah other than fundraising I can't figure out why the Democratic Party even bothers having a primary election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The pagentry! The glamour! The blowjobs!

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (uGKH7)

295 127 The Gropes of Wrath

Starring Walter the ventriloquist doll

Sponsored by Welch's Grope Juice
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (xPJvm)

---

So it's not just me.

Biden really does look like Walter.

Posted by: SMH at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (RU4sa)

296 287 I couldn't imagine anything worse than an openly gay progressive as president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+FCSF)

John Podesta as president.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (HUFx8)

297 The McCains continue to grossly overestimate their importance in the eyes of the American public. The public despises them, yet they are worshiped among the elite in DC.

I look forward to Trump smashing whoever the Dems run in 2020 and ridiculing the McCains the entire time. They deserve every last bit of criticism coming their way.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (vgyEp)

298 I give Joe Biden my full endorsement for President of the United States!

Posted by: John McCain's Last Words at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (99KL3)

299 All True Conservatives need to listen to Cindy and Meg. Also buy "The Communist Manifesto." It's a delightful summer reading. And recycle. And, and....look at me, godamn you!

Posted by: George Will at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (ttcnd)

300 224 Candace Claiborne is accused of violating her oath of office as a State Department employee,

Not exactly a looker, is she?


Is that a criterion?

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (8erNz)

301 Biden will announce late, after the Shark Feeding frenzy of the primary is pretty much done.

He will swoop in with LOTS of support, portraying himself as a Middle of the Road Adult in the room.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

302 I couldn't imagine anything worse than an openly gay progressive as president.
=====

Hillary Clinton as president.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (xE7+x)

303 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (IXZGh)

304 "It's still the same old story,

A fight for grope and glory,

A case of fool and lie . . .

The fundamental things apply

As Biden goes by. . . ."

Posted by: Zombie Sam at the Old Rick's at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (elsTe)

305 good ol John McCain. helped destroy savings and loans with his corruption which helped to cause the 2008 recession and Obama depression. the millions of dollars worth of jets he destroyed were chickenfeed.

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (nFwvY)

306 125
To honor the late John McCain the family has decided to crash the Biden campaign.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (TAmPV)

_____


LOL -- my vote for threadwinner.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (dBLO3)

307 Grope and Glory

+++

Campaign poster:
3/4 profile picture of Biden, text underneath reads "and Glory"

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (HWL85)

308 I give Joe Biden my full endorsement for President of the United States!

***

Correction:

I give Joe Biden my full endorshment for Preshident of the United Shtatesh!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (ZNG0R)

309 287 I couldn't imagine anything worse than an openly gay progressive as president.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+FCSF)


Think of what he'd do to the military. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (pg90N)

310 The McCain's are afraid the truth about the backstabbing bastard "war hero" John will be outed as the treasonist fuck he was.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

311 Biden will announce late, after the Shark Feeding frenzy of the primary is pretty much done.

He will swoop in with LOTS of support, portraying himself as a Middle of the Road Adult in the room.
Posted by: Don Q

Biden 2020: playing in traffic!

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (nEOLy)

312 "Joe, when we said VICE president, it doesn't have the same meaning as in 'Vice Squad'."

"But me like little girlses!"

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (5tb4C)

313

I did not have grope with that woman!

Nice thing about grope, no stains on the dress...

Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (UFLLM)

314 I couldn't imagine anything worse than an openly gay progressive as president.
=====

Hillary Clinton as president.

***

Isn't that the same thing?

Oh, sorry. I missed the "openly" part.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (ZNG0R)

315 287 I couldn't imagine anything worse than an openly gay progressive as president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+FCSF)
---------------------------------------------

Well, we've already had the closeted gay progressive as president and look how well that worked out.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (e9omi)

316 244- yeah, dog fighting, black face and not rape-rape... some of the things that the View finds excusable.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (4YHTV)

317 I am interested meeting in the people that have been waiting to see who the chick that was willing to bone John McCain III and the resulting fat offspring of said boning are endorsing in the 2020 election.

Personally, I am waiting to see who the widow of the grandson of Chester Nimitz will be backing before making up my mind one way or the other.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (hdzef)

318
g'afternoon, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (DTxkh)

319 Who is McCain's first wife supporting?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (m/Gc2)

320
Not exactly a looker, is she?

Is that a criterion?

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (8erNz)


With a name right out of a dime store smut novel it should be.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (TAmPV)

321 312 "Joe, when we said VICE president, it doesn't have the same meaning as in 'Vice Squad'."

"But me like little girlses!"
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (5tb4C)


Biden/Polanski 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (pg90N)

322 Can we show up at their events just to protest and troll them?
Make it so they will stop showing their faces in public. We need to make these kinds of traitors pay a price and that seems like a good one to make them pay.

Posted by: southdakota conservative at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (wg50I)

323 288 This'd be the PERFECT time to forbid Judge Moore for running for that Senate seat in Alabama.
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I so hope he stays out of it. We've got former Auburn football coach Tommy Tuberville who's announced, along with Rep Bradley Byrne.

Mo Brooks, my preference, is polling well, but he says he probably won't run.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (hjaPQ)

324 Let them all unmask.

-
The Masque of the Red GOPe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)

325 It doesn't matter whom the Dems pick. A lot of really nasty stuff is going to be revealed between now and the 2020 Io-way caucuses. And if those brain-dead idiots impeach HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (Pqytn)

326 301 Biden will announce late, after the Shark Feeding frenzy of the primary is pretty much done.

He will swoop in with LOTS of support, portraying himself as a Middle of the Road Adult in the room.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

Nah, he'll announce before the week is over. With Meghan standing behind him trying to hide the box of donuts stashed in her shirt and Cindy holding a beer.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

327 The McCain's are afraid the truth about the backstabbing bastard "war hero" John will be outed as the treasonist fuck he was.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

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G-d willing.

He roasts in Hell, but he also deserves for his name to become a curse in the mouth of patriots.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (5aX2M)

328 The McCains and the Uniparty are about to find out just how much the rest of the country despises them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 03:03 PM (eIlkN)

329 276 267 Has Kamala started offering sex to anyone willing to drop out of the Democratic race?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable
..........

pretty sure Cory Booker will take a pass there..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (so+oy)

But if Mayor Buttplug should make that offer ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
___________

How about a debate between Booker and Buttstuff? In a dark room. With Obama as the moderator.

Posted by: Furious George at April 24, 2019 03:03 PM (9vQJW)

330 Peter Buttgag will never be President. He's comedy relief.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:03 PM (90T4r)

331 The McCain family exercise power over the DC courtiers, but that's obviously fading faster than maggots through a calcified tumor.

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 03:03 PM (K3B2k)

332 How about a debate between Booker and Buttstuff? In a dark room. With Obama as the moderator.
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And a kilo of cocaine

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (xE7+x)

333 Every time I read an article about how the D's ameliorated their primary process and took away power from the Super Delegates and back into the hands of The People, I think of the articles I read about BambiCare letting me keep my doctor and not pay for abortions and illegals.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (mjlXF)

334

What this country needs is a good land war in Asia!

And quite a few young female 80's big hair interns in my office!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (UFLLM)

335 There's no Dem on the horizon who can beat Trump in California and only Bernie might beat him in Vermont, and only Vermont.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (kfcYC)

336 And now Hogan is going to primary trump along with Weld. CNN would say the walls are closing in on Trump!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (+FCSF)

Maybe they will pitch an entertaining hissy fit when Trump ignores them (like Eminem did).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (ERkyq)

337 biden is delaying his announcement mostly because he has to reinforce the structure to hold meg.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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*recollects Dole falling through a banister*

I'll give Bob points, he picked himself up, dusted himself off, and stayed the course.

I guess a guy with Purple Hearts, two Bronze Stars, and who carried shell fragments around with him for 50 years, and who has a useless arm, is up to that kind of thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (CDGwz)

338 Some think Biden will be easy to defeat.
I disagree.
He is the strongest of the Dem candidates. By far.
This is because he can do a good imitation of a normal, "moderate," old-style Dem.

Of course, he is NOT a moderate and will have no trouble uniting the party nutcases behind him, especially if he picks a fashionable VP --- which he undoubtedly will.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (Rxduq)

339 Now all we need is George W. Bush stepping up to the mike.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (AB9tT)

340
I'll blow any and everybody that votes for Bernie!!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (GEhPL)

341 The McCains and the Uniparty are about to find out just how much the rest of the country despises them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


There is no deep state!


There is no uniparty!

There is no fake news!

McCain family endorses Gropey Joe 2020


You like me...You really, really like me!!!

Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (nEOLy)

342 Is it okay to eat Cheetos in the middle of the afternoon?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (uLuPn)

343 Surprise. McCain and Biden were both up to their asses in the corruption in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (/tuJf)

344 I hazard that the Dem ticket will be Biden and Harris.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (90T4r)

345 Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (GEhPL)

Mother? Is that you?

Posted by: N. Bates at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (ZNG0R)

346 340
I'll blow any and everybody that votes for Bernie!!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (GEhPL)

Yes, but can you still fog a mirror?

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (uLuPn)

347 Biden 2020: An Elmer's In Every Pot

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (mjlXF)

348

Wanna watch me ride around in a tank?

Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (UFLLM)

349 This is one of many reasons why I supported Trump.

When I vocalized voting third party or not voting at all for McCain (over FB and even here [One caveat about here, it was a much different place then in 08 than now]) but many of the same people, pundicts, and talking heads--cited saying that it was a binary election in 2008, Barrack or Maverick, told me it's a spectrum in 2016.

Saying we all need to get in line with the Nominee.

But then, when it was right leaning/conservative candidate (Ken Cuccinelli comes to mind) The squishes melt away and can't depend on their support..

Fuck the all.

Posted by: Blanco at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (QGdDN)

350 I hazard that the Dem ticket will be Biden and Harris.

***

Very appropriate choice of verbs there.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (ZNG0R)

351 I have heard rumors--probably apocryphal?--that some Bernie Sanders people disgusted with what Hillary did actually did go vote for Trump?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)

I've heard the same. And you could believe it's true. It was pretty clear the DNC shafted Bernie. A lot of us dropped out the the lesser of two evils voting trap when we realized what the GOP was all about.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (jdGlx)

352 Mo Brooks, my preference, is polling well, but he says he probably won't run.



The CIA gave him cancer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (2Y1kI)

353
biden is delaying his announcement mostly because he has to reinforce the structure to hold meg.
Posted by: yankeefifth


He should pump her full of Helium and slap a Biden 2020 banner on her.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)

354
Yes, but can you still fog a mirror?

Posted by: ALH
______________________

Is that what you whipper-snappers are calling it these days?

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (GEhPL)

355 NOBODY gives a crap what the McLames do. They are totally irrelevant.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (uf5be)

356 Biden 2020- Making A Grope Acceptable Again

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (Gz0CT)

357 A lot of us dropped out the the lesser of two evils voting trap when we realized what the GOP was all about.


Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (2Y1kI)

358 Is it okay to eat Cheetos in the middle of the afternoon?

Asking for a friend.
=====

Oh, absolutely!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (xE7+x)

359 340
I'll blow any and everybody that votes for Bernie!!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (GEhPL)

Yes, but can you still fog a mirror?
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (uLuPn

The better question is can you cast a reflection in a mirror.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (jdGlx)

360 What the hell happened to Meggie Mac anyway?? She's like the prize Duroc at the fair now.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (90T4r)

361 It'sh shtill all about me! Yesh!

Posted by: Zombie Johnny McMaverick at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (ZNG0R)

362 That's 2 pairs, isn't it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (37IEG)

363

That pathetic old queen can't even get it up...

Posted by: E. Swallowswell/Peter Buttplug 2020 at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (UFLLM)

364 344 I hazard that the Dem ticket will be Biden and Harris.
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (90T4r)

First thought that popped into my head. And yes, "hazard" is the correct word.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

365 I can totes see Biden making the announcement with the McCains on one side and some hodgepodge of Bushes on the other.

Please clap!

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (e9omi)

366 342 Is it okay to eat Cheetos in the middle of the afternoon?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (uLuPn)

Yes, use chopsticks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

367 Some think Biden will be easy to defeat.
I disagree.
He is the strongest of the Dem candidates. By far.
This is because he can do a good imitation of a normal, "moderate," old-style Dem.
Of course, he is NOT a moderate and will have no trouble uniting the party nutcases behind him, especially if he picks a fashionable VP --- which he undoubtedly will.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

I agree with what you're saying. Problem is, the base has lurched so far left, he can't run as a moderate old-school Democrat. They already despise him. He's an old white guy. He's gonna have to court the base and it's gonna get weird.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)

368 Provide just enough of a fig-leaf for suburban, white, middle-and-upper class mostly women to ignore the fact that Creepy Joe is running as a full-on communist and vote against the BadOrangeManWhoIsVeryVeryBad
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (fF3XF)


Like Kathleen Parker being upset that after her husband saw Sarah Palin her fat ass became the no-go zone?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (y7DUB)

369 How many times has Biden lost?

Posted by: ejochs at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (lSFMQ)

370 Ugh. Just escaped the LA basin after three days. Los Angeles is America's anus. I invite you to prove me wrong.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (VfdXf)

371 Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (GEhPL)

Mother? Is that you?
Posted by: N. Bates
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I love this place. In a manly way, of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (CDGwz)

372 The traitorous apples don't fall far from the traitor tree.

Posted by: VC McCain at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (tv7DV)

373 I've heard the same. And you could believe it's
true. It was pretty clear the DNC shafted Bernie. A lot of us dropped
out the the lesser of two evils voting trap when we realized what the
GOP was all about.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (jdGlx)

==========================
My guess is that most of the Bernie people either didn't show up on election day, or voted Green or Libertarian. The Bernie voters who did vote in the General cost Hillary at least Michigan.

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (Pqytn)

374 Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

What? After I campaigned so hard here?

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (/H8v6)

375 Their prerogative. Still it's a slimy thing to do. Another case, I'm sure, of looking at delivery over substance. PDT not GOPe enough for their liking. You know, a surrender monkey.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (N3JsI)

376 biden is delaying his announcement mostly because he has to reinforce the structure to hold meg.

Posted by: yankeefifth





He should pump her full of Helium and slap a Biden 2020 banner on her.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)

Our strategic helium supply is running tragically low... there is not enough left to meet other needs AND make MeggieMac light enough not to fall through the statge.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (ERkyq)

377 Alternative Headline: Democrat Family endorses Democrat for President.

Posted by: Fake...Everything at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (4Eo4+)

378 Everything will be fine until Joe reaches out to Cindy and Meghan, and asks them to stand up next to him.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (wYpdn)

379 Biden will announce late, after the Shark Feeding frenzy of the primary is pretty much done.

He will swoop in with LOTS of support, portraying himself as a Middle of the Road Adult in the room.
Posted by: Don Q

I can see this.
But it will further enrage the BernieBots who--after Trump announces some sweetheart deal for student loans--will flock to OrangeManBad....or stay home.
Win.Win.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (NFEMn)

380 352 Mo Brooks, my preference, is polling well, but he says he probably won't run.



The CIA gave him cancer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (2Y1kI)

You think you're making a joke...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

381 My guess is that most of the Bernie people either didn't show up on election day, or voted Green or Libertarian.

***

Bernouts voting Libertarian?

Well, there is the weed thing, so I guess...

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (ZNG0R)

382 A nearly-rhetorical question: What are the combined ages of Comrade Bernie and Hands Biden?

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Pqytn)

383 What the hell happened to Meggie Mac anyway?? She's like the prize Duroc at the fair now.
Posted by: tubal
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'Durac'? Is breed of swine?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (xSo9G)

384 The Dem calculus for 2020 is who can they sacrifice as a way to try and repair the brand.

If they're serious about kneecapping the AOC insurgency, they'll run Sanders.

Biden's fall, and it will be a fall (Trump isn't easily bullied like Paul Ryan was), will give the insurgency more ammo and power.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (eytER)

385 370 Ugh. Just escaped the LA basin after three days. Los Angeles is America's anus. I invite you to prove me wrong.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (VfdXf)

Metropolitan Philadelphia laughs at your Los Angeles. Laughs from its anus of failure.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

386 Would be awesome to see a blitz of people talking about the Keating 5.

It's wonderful that this piece of trash is going from office. His useless, entitled family needs to be dragged into his mud as well. F them

Posted by: Buanadha at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (j9qVD)

387 I have heard rumors--probably apocryphal?--that some Bernie Sanders people disgusted with what Hillary did actually did go vote for Trump?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)
---------------------------
I doubt that more than a handful went that far.
But I do personally know several Bernie-bros who did not vote at all or, more often, voted Libertarian.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Rxduq)

388 Why does nobodee ask me whom I'm supporting?

Posted by: Jacques at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Ehp3D)

389 Cindy McCain is a home wrecking whore. Fat Meg says she is pro- life, but then supports late term abortionist Biden?

Posted by: Jonah at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (3HJaX)

390 A nearly-rhetorical question: What are the combined ages of Comrade Bernie and Hands Biden?

***

Too lazy to Google it, but it has to be north of 150.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (ZNG0R)

391 Duroc - large red hogs

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (JKNZq)

392 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (Rxduq)

No Dem will be "easy" as they have a starting point of like 43%, but Trump will beat all comers.

If Biden is TCO, it's a Hail Mary attempt because DNC leadership knows Biden is literally their only shot to match up.

They never planned on having to run a white guy again. When they lose, they will say that's the reason. Too white and male.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (mjlXF)

393 Sanders seems like too much of a wild card for the statists. They like a package more malleable and presentable.

Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (q177U)

394
Some think Biden will be easy to defeat. I disagree. He is the strongest of the Dem candidates. By far. This is because he can do a good imitation of a normal, "moderate," old-style Dem.


I think his biggest problem will be he is up to eyeballs in the corrupt Ukrainian oil and gas deal.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (TAmPV)

395 Bernie is 79 at the moment I believe, Biden probably early 70's?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)

396 I doubt any Democrat can defeat Trump. Fairly. The Party is simply incoherent, and things are going too well for the normals to switch.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (90T4r)

397 If Biden doesn't immediately crash and burn, look for Kamalamadingdong to start attacking Bernie. She's Biden's Dream VP pick.

Posted by: Fake...Everything at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (4Eo4+)

398 Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (2Y1kI)

I dropped out in the mid 90s, but Obama was so disturbing I actually ducked back in and voted for Romney. In a way, with Romney we likely wouldn't get trump and as hard as things are now it's likely worth it he lost.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (jdGlx)

399 391
Duroc - large red hogs

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (JKNZq)
I was going to say those Klingon sisters on Star Trek. I woulda been close though even with that answer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)

400 I was way off, 77 for Sanders and 76 for Biden.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)

401 I agree with what you're saying. Problem is, the base has lurched so far left, he can't run as a moderate old-school Democrat. They already despise him. He's an old white guy. He's gonna have to court the base and it's gonna get weird.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)
-------------------------------

Creepy Uncle Joe will have the media on his side, spewing out whatever "truth" the campaign wants to get out on any particular day.

Then the underground "truth" will go out to the younger, more radicalized dems, those who voted for AOC and Ilhan and the rest of them, saying that what they're hearing on MSM is just for the rubes, and Creepy Uncle is actually part of the resistance just like them.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (e9omi)

402 Cindy McCain is a home wrecking whore.
Posted by: Jonah at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (3HJaX)


PREACH!

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (uLuPn)

403 From a previous thread:

Sherry McEvil, if you're still here please know I am, too... living my dream where you sent me. There are not enough "Thank you's" in the world.
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (NF9CI)

Creeper, you are most welcome, glad it worked out for you. Remind me where I sent you??

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (kXoT0)

404 He is the strongest of the Dem candidates. By far.
This is because he can do a good imitation of a normal, "moderate," old-style Dem.
Of course, he is NOT a moderate and will have no trouble uniting the party nutcases behind him, especially if he picks a fashionable VP --- which he undoubtedly will.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

I agree with what you're saying. Problem is, the base has lurched so far left, he can't run as a moderate old-school Democrat. They already despise him. He's an old white guy. He's gonna have to court the base and it's gonna get weird.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)

Also, Biden will HAVE TO pick a far-lefty minority and/or woman as his VP to satisfy the crazies. Then Trump --or his surrogates--can hammer the "do you really want this person being one heart-beat from the presidency? Oh, and old Joe has a had a couple strokes btw....."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (NFEMn)

405 386 Would be awesome to see a blitz of people talking about the Keating 5.


the Keating/McCain 5

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (nFwvY)

406 382 A nearly-rhetorical question: What are the combined ages of Comrade Bernie and Hands Biden?Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Pqytn)

666?

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (mjlXF)

407 Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM

At least you can get a decent steak sandwich in Philly.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (VfdXf)

408 Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (Ehp3D)

409 'Durac'? Is breed of swine?

Means "oaf" or "idiot" in Russian

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (39g3+)

410 Biden is worth more to the Dems as an elder statesman than he is as a failed candidate.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (eytER)

411 I was way off, 77 for Sanders and 76 for Biden.

***

Democrats: all about youth and diversity.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (ZNG0R)

412
Creeper, you are most welcome, glad it worked out for you. Remind me where I sent you??

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (kXoT0)

Probably a strip club.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (HUFx8)

413 I'm not sure a minority veep and a white massa is a good look for the Democrats.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (mjlXF)

414 It's Administrative Professionals Day and we're serving ice cream in the conference room!

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (uLuPn)

415 Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.


That's hot!

Posted by: LZ 129 at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (2Y1kI)

416 5 Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.

Who cares? Gropin' Joe should have Romney standing on the podium while he's at it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (+lVUW)

417 That's a pretty quick walk-back from the beer heiress.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (fF3XF)

418 I was way off, 77 for Sanders and 76 for Biden.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)

On average, you got it about right... and whoever said they had a combined age north of 150 was also right.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (ERkyq)

419 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MCCAIN'S FAMILY IS NOW BETRAYING THE REPUBLICAN VOTERS WHO FOR JOHN IN 2008 IN FAVOR OF THE GUY VOTED AGAINST.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I'm not sure "funny" is the word. It does make me feel like an idiot for holding my nose and voting for Crash McCain in 2008.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)

420 413
I'm not sure a minority veep and a white massa is a good look for the Democrats.


Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (mjlXF)
Yeah, they need Governor Blackface.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

421 Biden is 76. Not a young guy. Which you can tell if you LOOK AT HIM.

Posted by: Fake...Everything at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (4Eo4+)

422 385 370 Ugh. Just escaped the LA basin after three days. Los Angeles is America's anus. I invite you to prove me wrong.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (VfdXf)

Metropolitan Philadelphia laughs at your Los Angeles. Laughs from its anus of failure.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses



Things will improve now in Philadelphia. The Flyers won't be playing God Bless America as sung by racist Kate Smith, so all your problems are solved. Yay, Philadelphia!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (WNAuL)

423 Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.

"Sure lifted the hell out of us"
--Hindenburg passengers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (39g3+)

424 Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Don't give them any ideas!!!!

Posted by: Lakehurst NJ at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (nEOLy)

425 He's an old white guy. He's gonna have to court the base and it's gonna get weird. 
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7) 

The other candidates know how weak he is, and will bleed him dry. If they have to make up a child victim, they will. Bank on it.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (pZ+Vo)

426 I will go to my grave deeply ashamed of having voted for John McCain purely in the hope that he would stroke out and Sarah Palin would kill Hillary's dream of being first female POTUS. The fix and fraud was in for Bobo and my vote for McCain was a waste.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (kXoT0)

427 On average, you got it about right... and whoever said they had a combined age north of 150 was also right.

***

Not quite as far north as I'd thought, but hey, I'll take it.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (ZNG0R)

428 What a surprise -- McCains stabbing Republicans in the back to support Democrats.

Back when McShame's brain tumah first became public and people here were trying to be nice to the despicable piece of shit, I warned them ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (jAWsO)

429 365 I can totes see Biden making the announcement with the McCains on one side and some hodgepodge of Bushes on the other.

Please clap!
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (e9omi)


Strange. I was just going to comment on this scenario. It wouldn't surprise me either.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (Fs5vw)

430
Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.


Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (Ehp3D)


But Meggie Mac would be too dangerous to dock if she was filled with Hydrogen.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (TAmPV)

431 Bernie needs to get out the insane asylum vote to have a chance. Them added to the murderer/rapist/child molester/ illegal alien/ 16 year old vote will make him tough to beat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (uf5be)

432 424 Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Don't give them any ideas!!!!
Posted by: Lakehurst NJ at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (nEOLy)

Oh, the huge manatee!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (Ct55T)

433 Well, if Meggie Mac is throwing her WEIGHT and her family's beer loot behind Lunch Box Joe, then TGE is surely DOOMED.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (Y3hKx)

434 387 I have heard rumors--probably apocryphal?--that some Bernie Sanders people disgusted with what Hillary did actually did go vote for Trump?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)
---------------------------
I doubt that more than a handful went that far.
But I do personally know several Bernie-bros who did not vote at all or, more often, voted Libertarian.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Rxduq)



Which only goes to show what a joke the Losertarians have become. Their Party nominees in the past really WERE pro-liberty and anti-welfare state: John Hospers, Ed Clark, Andre Marrou, Ron Paul.

But *William Weld*? What a statist joke.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (ujg0T)

435 But Meggie Mac would be too dangerous to dock if she was filled with Hydrogen.



Oh the humanity!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (2Y1kI)

436
But Meggie Mac would be too dangerous to dock if she was filled with Hydrogen.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (TAmPV)
Right. The Methane she's filled with is much safer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (37IEG)

437 Cindy McCain is a home wrecking whore.
Posted by: Jonah at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (3HJaX)

Perhaps true - but John Sydney McQueeg certainly didn't go out of his way to stay loyal to his first wife, did he.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (fF3XF)

438 Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---------

Sadly, infinitely more combustible.

Posted by: The Hindenburg at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (CDGwz)

439 Cindy must have recalled that threesome in Bedminster.

Posted by: George Will at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (Q1/bj)

440 422 385 370 Ugh. Just escaped the LA basin after three days. Los Angeles is America's anus. I invite you to prove me wrong.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (VfdXf)

just look at Florida, you know what part it is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (Kpl3J)

441 Ace Update:

I think Cindy caught a little blowback at the trial balloon.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

442 Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---------

Sadly, infinitely more combustible.

***

True, but in this case I don't see that being a problem.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (ZNG0R)

443 Metropolitan Philadelphia laughs at your Los Angeles. Laughs from its anus of failure.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses


Things will improve now in Philadelphia. The Flyers won't be playing God Bless America as sung by racist Kate Smith, so all your problems are solved. Yay, Philadelphia!!
Posted by: Puddleglum


There was a GoFundme campaign to euthanize 'Gritty' the Flyers mascot. That started right after the Flyers were stupid enough to molest a muppet to create it.

We should start a marathon or something for that.

Posted by: Lakehurst NJ at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (nEOLy)

444
Perhaps true - but John Sydney McQueeg certainly didn't go out of his way to stay loyal to his first wife, did he.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (fF3XF)

They are both adulterers at the end of the day.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (HUFx8)

445 Trump and his surrogates will go after Biden's inevitable far left minority woman running mate and point out that Biden's had strokes and "do you want Stacy Abram ONE HEART BEAT AWAY??"

It will be the reverse of Palin.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

446 408
Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .
There are drawbacks.

Posted by: Captain of the Hindenburg at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (elsTe)

447 Update


Cindy says not getting involved.

Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (MAstk)

448 The Butt guy is a non-starter. Beto beta is even more ludicrous. White Squaw has stepped in too much shit. Sanders screams at clouds. Any Dem that can ooze over these Low-Bar 'Tards is what they will run.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (90T4r)

449 McWho?


Posted by: nip at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (DfGpI)

450 Biden is 76. Not a young guy. Which you can tell if you LOOK AT HIM.
Posted by: Fake
--------

He is looking a little sickly these days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (CDGwz)

451 I WISH I was American's anus.

Posted by: Fall River, MA, New England's Smelly Green Turd at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (4Eo4+)

452 Cindy says not getting involved.

***

Still, you know she wants to.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (ZNG0R)

453 Honestly, I don't care who the McCain's vote for even if they vote for Biden. They don't owe me shit, people can vote for who they want....but it does make the Uniparty BLATANTLY obvious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)

454 I think Joe Biden postponed his announcement because the plan to do it in Charlottesville looked awful when he couldn't have any Virginia Democrats above County Supervisor on stage with him.

Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (9VeU0)

455 But Meggie Mac would be too dangerous to dock if she was filled with Hydrogen.



Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (2Y1kI)

She'll end up on a Led Zeppelin album cover??

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (NFEMn)

456 421 Biden is 76. Not a young guy. Which you can tell if you LOOK AT HIM.
Posted by: Fake...Everything at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (4Eo4+)


Biden resembles an artist conception of Pelosi after her next round of facelifts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (zBaqJ)

457 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 24%
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 6%
Warren 5%
Booker 3%
Castro 1%
Klobuchar 1%

Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)

458 Biden resembles an artist conception of Pelosi after her next round of facelifts.


He grew a goatee?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (2Y1kI)

459
Trump and his surrogates will go after Biden's inevitable far left
minority woman running mate and point out that Biden's had strokes and
"do you want Stacy Abram ONE HEART BEAT AWAY??"



It will be the reverse of Palin.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

I don't know about that... the Gropey Joe (true) attacks practically write themselves.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (ERkyq)

460 Then the underground "truth" will go out to the younger, more radicalized dems, those who voted for AOC and Ilhan and the rest of them, saying that what they're hearing on MSM is just for the rubes, and Creepy Uncle is actually part of the resistance just like them.
Posted by: Boots

Oh yeah, the media will do everything possible to support. The propaganda is going to be insane in support of whoever they pick. But no matter what they tell the radicals in the party, I don't think it'll work. Not for someone like Joe Biden. They were "ripped-off" by the party in 16 with the Super Delegates. They're pissed.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (uGKH7)

461 Biden 24%
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 6%
Warren 5%
Booker 3%
Castro 1%
Klobuchar 1%

***

Wait, I thought Fidel was dead.

I keed, I keed. Fidel would get far more than 1% of the Democrat vote.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (ZNG0R)

462 Update


Cindy says not getting involved.
Posted by: Ha


Tough shit. The "name" is involved.

Maybe you should have talked to your daughter and told her to stfu.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (Yzubb)

463 450 Biden is 76. Not a young guy. Which you can tell if you LOOK AT HIM.
Posted by: Fake
--------

He is looking a little sickly these days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (CDGwz)



Heck, he ran for President in 1988, 32 years ago as of 2020.

And was torpedoed by plagiarism. But it wasn't that he plagiarized, but WHO and WHAT he plagiarized.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (ujg0T)

464 I'm not looking so bad now, am I?

Posted by: CackleBot 9000, Two Time Loser at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (4Eo4+)

465 4 out of the top 5 are white guys. Not very progressive of you, Dems.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)

466 Cindy McCain
Joe Biden is a wonderful man and dear friend of the McCain Family. However, I have no intention of getting involved in presidential politics.


looks like someone decided it was better to be rich than Trump cursed

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (nFwvY)

467
I was way off, 77 for Sanders and 76 for Biden.



Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)

On average, you got it about right... and whoever said they had a combined age north of 150 was also right.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (ERkyq)

========================
That must be the reason the Dems selected "Health Care" as the number one crisis in America.

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (Pqytn)

468 I was deployed in '08 and never got around to voting. The more time goes on, the less I regret it.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (N4xQB)

469 That update by Ace is interesting - kind of cuts the legs out from under the story. Makes me wonder if Megs was talking to the Examiner, making these Big Plans to get herself a job in the Biden Admin, but she forgot to let Mumsy in on the news.

and now Megs is standing there with her arms crossed, tapping her feat and rolling her eyes, saying "Mom!! You're EMBARRASING me!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)

470 I think Joe Biden postponed his announcement because the plan to do it in Charlottesville looked awful when he couldn't have any Virginia Democrats above County Supervisor on stage with him.
Posted by: blaster


He should announce here in Delaware, that electoral powerhouse.....bwahahaha

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (nEOLy)

471 To misquote Joan Cusack from the movie "In and Out"...

Fuck Cindy McStain!

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (VcFUs)

472 Now, there's an endorsement Biden can wrap his arms around. Barely.

Posted by: mc at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (l1TIo)

473 Will Biden grope Cindy and Megan both? The world wonders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2019 03:22 PM (u82oZ)

474

Joey Bidet is a lot less scary to the old white Dems, we're gonna use him for fundraising, then kick him to the curb like a torn condom at midnight showing of Where the Girls Aren't... he knows it too, just playing the part so he can keep groping and the pics of that unfortunate incident back in '87 never surface...

Posted by: E. Swallowswell/Peter Buttplug 2020 at April 24, 2019 03:22 PM (UFLLM)

475 The other candidates know how weak he is, and will bleed him dry. If they have to make up a child victim, they will. Bank on it.
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (pZ+Vo)

I'm just trying to visualize what Slow Joe will do to appeal to the gay vote. Feel up a twink? Sniff Bootygig's hair?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

476 Clarifications?

There goes that gig at CNN.

Posted by: Not Ric Flair at April 24, 2019 03:22 PM (vZS5B)

477 I could really easily see PDJT running a "Morning In America" style campaign (positive, upbeat, clear skies ahead) publicly while continuing to tweet savagely. Particularly if the economy continues to roar and he gets some trade-policy wins under his belt.

Positive and upbeat will be to try to keep the most easily swayed political demographic in the history of fucking ever (white, middle-and-upper class suburban women) in the fold.

Meanwhile, the tweets will be pretty much about calling-out whatever communist the dems nominate as wanting to turn us into Venezuela while we're Making America Great Again.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (fF3XF)

478 Biden 2020:

Hands Across America 2. This time, it still isn't personal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (Ct55T)

479 70 John McCain was the Russian Mole.

Do they have photos of him with the special nurses in the Hanoi Hilton's special wing? That would explain his eagerness to sink Trump for them.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (wYpdn)

480 Oh. "Sources say."

That's always authoritative.
(We'll see.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (0QYMt)

481 and now Megs is standing there with her arms crossed, tapping her feat and rolling her eyes, saying "Mom!! You're EMBARRASING me!!!"

***

Oh, no. Meggy would definitely call her "mother."

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (ZNG0R)

482 oh shit
oh shit
oh shit

Posted by: cindy mccain at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (d7Ww2)

483 Posted by: Fall River, MA, New England's Smelly Green Turd at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (4Eo4+)

------

You're making me hungry.

Posted by: Mrs. Beto at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (i5Q7p)

484 Oh yeah, the media will do everything possible to support. The propaganda is going to be insane in support of whoever they pick. But no matter what they tell the radicals in the party, I don't think it'll work. Not for someone like Joe Biden. They were "ripped-off" by the party in 16 with the Super Delegates. They're pissed.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (uGKH7)

Also, let's not forget that even MOST on the Right --and MANY in the middle --are fully aware that the Media hates Trump and isn't going to but their bullshit. Yeah, the Left will....but who cares?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

485 Which only goes to show what a joke the Losertarians have become. Their Party nominees in the past really WERE pro-liberty and anti-welfare state: John Hospers, Ed Clark, Andre Marrou, Ron Paul.

But *William Weld*? What a statist joke.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

________________

Libertarians sort of relish being a spoiler more than really advancing an ideology.

In the past in my state, they worked hand in hand with the Democrat Party, only running candidates in close districts, etc.

Posted by: Blago at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (UfkIY)

486 The better question is can you cast a reflection in a mirror.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019

+++

Nancy Pelosi can't.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (T09ml)

487 Ah, I see Cindy remembers that time Slow Joe tried to slow dance onstage with her without her actual, you know, consent. But she'll send him some beer money no doubt.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

488 479 The NSA recorded a phone call to him where the "red queen" was mentioned...

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (AjVAj)

489 Libertarians sort of relish being a spoiler more than really advancing an ideology.

***

Unless you count "weed" as an ideology.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (ZNG0R)

490 This handicapping of the Loony Bin is kind of depressing. I know what I need. I need to watch Sam Kinison tonight. That guy did not give two fucks about being proper. I need some out there incorrectness.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (90T4r)

491 Oh yeah, I forgot about those Virginia blackface and rape allegations. Geez, I forget about a lot these days. Now, tell me again, who are you?

Posted by: Joe Biden vs. Joe Biden't Mirror at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (4Eo4+)

492 BREAKING: Andrew Gillum agrees to pay $5,000 ethics fine to settle an ethics complaint that he violated civil law by accepting a gift from a lobbyist, and the state Ethics Commission agreed to drop four additional counts of violations

Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (MAstk)

493 Yep - the real analogy is 1972 and Nixon - except this time the Deep State launched their coup too early and too ineptly.

And unlike Nixon, Trump won't resign. He has all the balls that McCain and Romney lacked.
At this point, I'm so fed up with the democrat/media complex that no matter what they dig up on Trump, I'll support him, just out of spite.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (+lVUW)

494 That must be the reason the Dems selected "Health Care" as the number one crisis in America.


Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (Pqytn)

=====
UNPOSSIBLE, preezy Shit Midas and Palsi fixed healthcare with ObummerCare.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

495 Biden 24%
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 6%
Warren 5%
Booker 3%
Castro 1%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)

Or to put in in perspective, Biden 24%, socialist, authoritarian identity politics candidate X 76%.

Though to be fair perhaps 10-20% of that would be more in favor of public shunning for bad think vs reeducation and death camps.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (jdGlx)

496 Heck, he ran for President in 1988, 32 years ago as of 2020.

-
33rd time's the charm!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)

497 Meggie McCain has made herself super unfuckable--I'll give her that.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (hjaPQ)

498 367---.....Problem is, the base has lurched so far left, he can't run as a moderate old-school Democrat. They already despise him. He's an old white guy. He's gonna have to court the base and it's gonna get weird.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)
----------------------------------------
I dunno.
Dems can get away with talking Mao in the primaries and "centrist" in the general, or radicalese to one group and common sense to another. They have the media on their side and can pull these switcheroos.

But yeah, I do think being an "old white guy" will hurt him ---not because the loonies won't vote for an old white guy, but because attacks against him cannot be construed as racism, homophobia, sexism, etc., etc.
And Trump, thank God, will attack.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (Rxduq)

499 What a surprise -- McCains stabbing Republicans in the back...

What a surprise -- McCains stabbing Biden in the back...

Surprise, surprise!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (wYpdn)

500 Cindy McCain tweeted saying she doesn't intend to get into political discussions so maybe not an endorsement as reported.

https://twitter.com/cindymccain/status/1121117842277945344

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

501 Republicans should do some sort of "operation chaos" if Biden runs and get someone like Sanders instead.

Posted by: Blago at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (UfkIY)

502 489 Libertarians sort of relish being a spoiler more than really advancing an ideology.

***

Unless you count "weed" as an ideology.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (ZNG0R)

==========

Don't forget the central pillar of their platform:

Republicans are icky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (ANN96)

503 497 Meggie McCain has made herself super unfuckable--I'll give her that.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (hjaPQ)

Ain't nothin' wrong with a couple of pounds...

It's being an insufferable dipshit that makes the two of you unfuckable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (Ct55T)

504 How about a debate between Booker and Buttstuff? In a dark room. With Obama as the moderator.

====



And a kilo of cocaine
====

And a case of poppers.

Posted by: Bert G at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (tOP4K)

505 Was Meggie Mac the obese swimsuit chick we've recently seen all over the place?

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (90T4r)

506 The NSA recorded a phone call to him where the "red queen" was mentioned...
Posted by: steevy


Crazy Aunt Flo?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (Yzubb)

507 And you updated including the tweet well I should know better

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (39g3+)

508 We definitely need to have a conversation about terrorists voting from their jail cells. Not here, at this public forum with several candidates and people asking questions and having conversations. LATER, after I talk to my consultants and look at twitter.

Posted by: Brave Kamala Harrissssssss at April 24, 2019 03:27 PM (4Eo4+)

509 451
I WISH I was American's anus.

Posted by: Fall River, MA, New England's Smelly Green Turd at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (4Eo4+)
DIBS!!!!

Posted by: Clifton New Jersey at April 24, 2019 03:27 PM (37IEG)

510
This handicapping of the Loony Bin is kind of depressing. I know what I
need. I need to watch Sam Kinison tonight. That guy did not give two
fucks about being proper. I need some out there incorrectness.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (90T4r)

===========================
Kinison's "Wild Thing" is on YouTube.

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:27 PM (Pqytn)

511 Nah. THE Red Queen will always be Hillary.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (90T4r)

512 As far as Kamalas go, I'd vote for the Ugandan Giant long before the idiot who replaced the other idiot.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (ZNG0R)

513 Libertarians sort of relish being a spoiler more than really advancing an ideology.

***

Unless you count "weed" as an ideology.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (ZNG0R)

==========

Don't forget the central pillar of their platform:

Republicans are icky. No borders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Fixed

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (Yzubb)

514 And Trump, thank God, will attack.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

This is why I hope Biden is the one. It'll be glorious watching Trump Finish Him.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (uGKH7)

515 Which only goes to show what a joke the Losertarians have become. Their Party nominees in the past really WERE pro-liberty and anti-welfare state: John Hospers, Ed Clark, Andre Marrou, Ron Paul.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

Harry Browne - I have a signed copy of his book on my shelf. Good man, gone too soon.

The LP is pretty much all about pron, pot and prostitution - one of which is already legal, one is on its way, and the third probably won't be far behind. That they'll get everything their heart desires from a monolithic, statist leviathan will be complete cognitive dissonance that they'll likely just take a hit from their bongs and ignore.

Full disclosure - I was a Vice Chair of the LP of a New England state for 2-years of my misspent youth.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (fF3XF)

516 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?

Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (ANN96)

517 can you imagine the pictures of gropey Joe Biden and his running mate Kameltoes?

he will be sniffing and groping and grinning.

heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

518 Scarcely surprising. McCain's will probably decrees that Meghan continue to be Nevertrump, or her legacy will go to create lemur habitat in Madagascar. (which, on the whole, might be better)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (TfwlC)

519 Took a 500 post cat nap.

You either ride the Trump wave or go down under it

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (BbGew)

520 Donald Trump Jr. 2024. No, I'm not kidding.

Washington still needs an enema.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (flINI)

521 REEEE-tard: "Here is our brand new ObamaCare! It fixes everything and it's all totally perfect now!"

Me: "Uh, that's stupid. Let's not do that."

REEEE-tard: "F*CK YOU WE'RE DOING IT AND THAT'S FINAL!"

Me: "Fine, then. Good luck with that."

*two months later*

REEEE-tard: "OMG EVERYTHING IS A DISASTER AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

Me: *facepalm*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (Ct55T)

522 502 Don't forget the central pillar of their platform:

Republicans are icky.


pillar? like a thing that goes up?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (sGtp+)

523 I prefer " THAT" to " THIS.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (90T4r)

524 495 Biden 24%
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 6%
Warren 5%
Booker 3%
Castro 1%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)

Or to put in in perspective, Biden 24%, socialist, authoritarian identity politics candidate X 76%.

Though to be fair perhaps 10-20% of that would be more in favor of public shunning for bad think vs reeducation and death camps.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (jdGlx)

Actually I think when Beto and Buttgig drop out their votes will go to Slow Joe. So 37 percent Joe, 31 percent Bernie, 32 percent round up the deplorables and march them across the arctic until they die of exposure.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

525 @503 Warai-otoko-Hey I'm glad you're into land whales. Need guys like you to occupy them while guys like me bang their hot friends. Thanks Bro!

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (1dvCZ)

526 Well, I just hope the GOP clowns trying to primary Trump don't gather any steam.
I'm looking forward to voting in the Dem primary this year and will certainly do so if Trump is secure here.
(My state has no party registration so you can pick one or the other.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (Rxduq)

527 >>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?


+1

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (gou/W)

528 524 Actually I think when Beto and Buttgig drop out their votes will go to Slow Joe. So 37 percent Joe, 31 percent Bernie, 32 percent round up the deplorables and march them across the arctic until they die of exposure.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

=========

They are the "He seems like a nice guy" voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (ANN96)

529 In what universe is Creepy Joe a wonderful man?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (JgA4k)

530 >>Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.

THIS!

And First!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

531 Here's the deal. Slow Joe has to raise $100k per week to match what Bernie raised in his first 24 hours. He went have Obama bringing in people to venues or donation dinners. The field may give him some leeway as a "moderate." But who is going to give him big bucks to jump out of the gate? MSM will give him some "save us Joe" air time.


But chrissakes. He's making his "I'm all in" via video. That tells you all you need to know about what's about to happen.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (Gq5Jb)

532 >>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?


+1



^^^^^
What he said!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (2Y1kI)

533 How about " Up Twinkles", James Madison?

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (90T4r)

534 527 >>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?

+1

THIS

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

535 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
---
FIRST!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (hjaPQ)

536 527
>>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?





+1

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (gou/W)
But it bumps your nic stats without you having to say anything meaningful!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (37IEG)

537 530 >>Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.

THIS!

And First!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

==========

5 points to Hufflepuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (ANN96)

538 I would think the Democrats running an old white guy would count as Voter Suppression?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (gou/W)

539 527 >>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?



THIS

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (nFwvY)

540 529
In what universe is Creepy Joe a wonderful man?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .
Probably the one in which Spock has a beard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (elsTe)

541 I've been on the flip side of the same coin I criticize the Left for.

It's been anybody but a Democrat for me for quite some time now.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Srnuc)

542 500!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Kpl3J)

543 I prefer " THAT" to " THIS.
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (90T4r)

______

Now THAT is what I'm talking about...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (flINI)

544 >>But it bumps your nic stats without you having to say anything meaningful!


I have no shame.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (gou/W)

545 525 @503 Warai-otoko-Hey I'm glad you're into land whales. Need guys like you to occupy them while guys like me bang their hot friends. Thanks Bro!
Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (1dvCZ)

*fistbump*

No prob, brotato chip. Have fun bonking the crab infested headcase. The chubby friend is always better in the sack, anyway!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Ct55T)

546 539
527 >>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?





DIESE!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (37IEG)

547 541 I've been on the flip side of the same coin I criticize the Left for.

It's been anybody but a Democrat for me for quite some time now.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Srnuc)

========

Well, to be fair, the last time they nominated someone who didn't loathe America was...well, it's been a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (ANN96)

548 Are you a bigot? Check the list and see!

https://tinyurl.com/y4ucy9h8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)

549 In what universe is Creepy Joe a wonderful man?

***

The universe of the Community-Based Reality, where "no collusion" somehow translates to "IMPEACH!1!!!!!1!111!!1!!1!!!11!1!1!!!11!!"

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (ZNG0R)

550 Mega dittos

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Srnuc)

551 "Megan McCain's hair smells like strawberries and her sideboob was awesome at age 12"
--Joe Biden

"Joe Biden is a wonderful man and good friend!"
--Cindy McCain

Makes me wonder what scumbaggery John was up to behind the scenes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)

552 Probably the one in which Spock has a beard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (elsTe)

You know who else has a beard?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (xPJvm)

553 Meghan will be the public voice, Cindy will secretly write the checks. Bet on it.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (Fs5vw)

554 Well, to be fair, the last time they nominated someone who didn't loathe America was...well, it's been a while.

***

JFK?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (ZNG0R)

555 The plus size sweating - feature, or bug?

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (90T4r)

556 Warai-otoko-Hey I'm glad you're into land whales. Need guys like you to occupy them while guys like me bang their hot friends. Thanks Bro!
Posted by: JROD


Poon is like a batting average.
A piece passed up is a piece never made up.

And batting .333 there is major suckage.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (Yzubb)

557 Put it this way
If Creepy Joe is your man how bad is the rest of the pack?

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (BbGew)

558 527 >>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?


^^^^^^^^^^
THAT

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (uGKH7)

559 537 530 >>Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.

THIS!

And First!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

==========

5 points to Hufflepuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (ANN96)

THAT! Oh, and SPONGE!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (RD7QR)

560 Whom do you suppose will be getting the coveted endorsements of DogEater and (well, maybe kiss of death) Hillary?

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (DKbF7)

561 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
Cut. Jib. Newsletter!

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (88+cf)

562 554 Well, to be fair, the last time they nominated someone who didn't loathe America was...well, it's been a while.

***

JFK?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (ZNG0R)

=========

Did Humphrey hate America?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (ANN96)

563 We are required to say something meaningful here?

Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)

564 Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?

Most millennial social media constructions make me want to reach out and smack them with a rubber chicken

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)

565 And the opinions of the family members of a failed presidential candidate are supposed to matter... why exactly?
Posted by: Sjg at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (gDSJf)

Assumes facts not in evidence. Did McCain even try to win the election? I think Bobby Riggs did a better job of "trying" to defeat Billie Jean King.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (TfwlC)

566 Mega dittos
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Srnuc)

First time caller, long time listener.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (xPJvm)

567 488 479 The NSA recorded a phone call to him where the "red queen" was mentioned...

this is about star trek: discovery, isn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (sGtp+)

568 563 We are required to say something meaningful here?
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)

Not after comment #100

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)

569 563 We are required to say something meaningful here?
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)

=========

Don't fall into that trap.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (ANN96)

570 Scarcely surprising. McCain's will probably decrees
that Meghan continue to be Nevertrump, or her legacy will go to create
lemur habitat in Madagascar. (which, on the whole, might be better)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (TfwlC

Stop being NeverTrump, Megan!

Posted by: King Julian at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (0QYMt)

571 We are required to say something meaningful here?
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)

Imonna say not.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (xPJvm)

572 Did Humphrey hate America?

***

No, I think he would've left Casablanca in a heartbeat if he could've.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (ZNG0R)

573 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?

(golf clap)

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (fF3XF)

574 JFK?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (ZNG0R)

He loved it like the mafia loves it. There are a lot of patriotic mobsters.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (Srnuc)

575 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
So much wow.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (88+cf)

576 EMTHIS foddy fie!

Posted by: Maxine Waters Dress at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (37IEG)

577 Poon is like a batting average.
A piece passed up is a piece never made up.


An infield single or a home run, its still the same to your batting average.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (39g3+)

578 555 The plus size sweating - feature, or bug?
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (90T4r)

Adds that special fragrance to the hair. Like paste!

Posted by: Slow Joe, connoisseur at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

579 Bingo!

Yahtzee!

Nailed it!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (Srnuc)

580 (golf clap)

https://youtu.be/CP6v4T3VT7I

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)

581 Word.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (90T4r)

582 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG


Ditto.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (Yzubb)

583 537 530 >>Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.

THIS!

And First!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

BINGO!!

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (Fs5vw)

584 579 Bingo!

Yahtzee!

Nailed it!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (Srnuc)

===========

That's a bingo!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (ANN96)

585 Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?

Most millennial social media constructions make me want to reach out and smack them with a rubber chicken
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)

I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."

The fvck does that even mean?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (xPJvm)

586 Yeah, this is looking more-and-more like Meggie Mac floating a big, fat trial balloon and having it land on her empty, fat head like a turd from an overfed seagull.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (fF3XF)

587 We are required to say something meaningful here?

Dear Lord, I hope not

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)

588 585
I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."

The fvck does that even mean?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (xPJvm)

=========

The emoji thing where there are little clapping emojis between every word.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (ANN96)

589 570 Scarcely surprising. McCain's will probably decrees
that Meghan continue to be Nevertrump, or her legacy will go to create
lemur habitat in Madagascar. (which, on the whole, might be better)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (TfwlC

Stop being NeverTrump, Megan!
Posted by: King Julian at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (0QYMt)

Meh. Lemurs have those big, creepy eyes and you can't eat them easily.

Posted by: Meghan McCain, opinion leader at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

590 I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."

Yeah I'm comfortable admitting I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be and glad I don't get it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)

591 Jennifer Palmieri (@jmpalmieri) says Democrats are elevating "white men" to the top of 2020 polls because of "biases we still hold"

-
It's not every day I agree with Jen but when she's right, she's right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)

592 I like the" waves at so and so". I mean, shit, really?

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (90T4r)

593 I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."

The fvck does that even mean?
Posted by: Pug Mahon



*golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (Yzubb)

594 Go woke, get a poke!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (xR1UF)

595 That's a bingo!


Nah. We just say 'bingo'.

Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raines at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (fuK7c)

596 Joe Biden is a wonderful man and dear friend - Cindy McCain.


To Hell with the lot of them.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (nEOLy)

597 587
We are required to say something meaningful here?



Dear Lord, I hope not

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
But this is a serious military blog isn't it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

598 I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."



The fvck does that even mean?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (xPJvm)


Are you gonna finish that herring?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (0QYMt)

599 I like the" waves at so and so". I mean, shit, really?
Posted by: tubal


Facebook "poke"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (Yzubb)

600 586
Yeah, this is looking more-and-more like Meggie Mac floating a big, fat
trial balloon and having it land on her empty, fat head like a turd from
an overfed seagull.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .


Pure poetry, man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (elsTe)

601 "Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium."

What podium has enough room for that trio? You would need to keep Touchin' Joe from grabbing some love, and Meg would need to go on Nutri System for about 6 months.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (VpIIl)

602 585 Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying

This

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (mjlXF)

603 uptwinkles!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)

604 The emoji thing where there are little clapping emojis between every word.

Yeah, but what is that supposed to even represent? Some ritual put down in Latvia? An insult used in Sudan? Who does that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

605
I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."



The fvck does that even mean?

Posted by: Pug Mahon







*golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (Yzubb)
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Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (Pqytn)

606 Clap back

Throws some shade

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (Srnuc)

607 591 Jennifer Palmieri (@jmpalmieri) says Democrats are elevating "white men" to the top of 2020 polls because of "biases we still hold"

-
It's not every day I agree with Jen but when she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)

========

Listen, the Democratic Party is hopelessly racist and sexist.

I demand that all women and people of color abandon the party completely and join separate parties that focus solely on women's issues, black issues, Hispanic issues, etc.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (ANN96)

608 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG


Your preferrence would be what?

"Upsparkles! SLay Kween!"?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (uAgHA)

609 Are you gonna finish that herring?

***

Not until I cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with it.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (ZNG0R)

610 516 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


^^^THAT^^^



Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (VcFUs)

611 Well, I'm glad to see we have
"THIS"
out of the way.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (37IEG)

612
Poon is like a batting average.
A piece passed up is a piece never made up.


A free pass is not a plate appearance so it has no effect on your batting avarage.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (TAmPV)

613 We are required to say something meaningful here?



Dear Lord, I hope not

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
But this is a serious military blog isn't it?

I 'm here for the salacious topics

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (d7Ww2)

614 595 That's a bingo!


Nah. We just say 'bingo'.
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raines at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (fuK7c)

========

yay!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (ANN96)

615 Goober Grope

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (+/7JY)

616 I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."



The fvck does that even mean?


The clapback horse*** is some millennial BS to try and reinvent the word "retort".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (7s3Gx)

617 He wants MM's pair? I'm so confused. What about DR JILL BIDEN'S pair?

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (Jj+59)

618 595
That's a bingo!




Nah. We just say 'bingo'.

Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raines at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .

Don't forget to spit first.

Posted by: Strother Martin in Bolivia at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (elsTe)

619 604 The emoji thing where there are little clapping emojis between every word.

Yeah, but what is that supposed to even represent? Some ritual put down in Latvia? An insult used in Sudan? Who does that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

People who think Twitter is reality, and Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

620 604 The emoji thing where there are little clapping emojis between every word.

Yeah, but what is that supposed to even represent? Some ritual put down in Latvia? An insult used in Sudan? Who does that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

===========

Insane people. People who wish to rule you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ANN96)

621 I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."

Yeah I'm comfortable admitting I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be and glad I don't get it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Our version of *golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (Yzubb)

622 How about that " sick burn" bullshit? Makes me wanna punch someone in Starbucks.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (90T4r)

623 I remember Ace's posts on Meghan, and specifically her lack of English language and grammar mastery.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (VpIIl)

624 The emoji thing where there are little clapping emojis between every word.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (ANN96)

it's like the amplified version of separating every word with a period to show how totes cereal you are, and exactly to what degree you are not to be disagreed with upon pain of continuing and increasing obtuse arrogance.

You know, instead of actually using language skills and a modicum of cleverness to express your thoughts and feelings.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (Ct55T)

625 597 587
We are required to say something meaningful here?

Dear Lord, I hope not

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
But this is a serious military blog isn't it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

I think the old AoSHQ style guide had it as a "Smart MilBlog", or something some such.

But that was back in the day when nics like "Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight" could be found here.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (fF3XF)

626 We are required to say something meaningful here?
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)

-------------------

Why would we start doing this now?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ffYR/)

627 I think generation Z is said to communicate in emojis instead of memes.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (HUFx8)

628 Makes me wanna punch someone in Starbucks.

***

Well, that's pretty much my default setting anyway.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ZNG0R)

629 608 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG

Your preferrence would be what?

"Upsparkles! SLay Kween!"?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (uAgHA)

==========

I'm good with, "I agree with the above sentiment. Here are some more reasons that I find this sentiment to be true."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ANN96)

630 I hope he doesn't grope dogs, people seem to like dogs more than the McCain fam.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (Jj+59)

631 Jennifer Palmieri (@jmpalmieri) says Democrats are elevating "white men" to the top of 2020 polls because of "biases we still hold"

-
It's not every day I agree with Jen but when she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

We should boycott the dem party because of this!!! I'll go first!

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (nEOLy)

632 623 I remember Ace's posts on Meghan, and specifically her lack of English language and grammar mastery.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (VpIIl)

Oh, to relive the day when "Strictly Dickly" entered the lexicon...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (Ct55T)

633 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

^^^THAT^^^



Posted by: BifBewalski



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (Yzubb)

634 Remember [gaze] from LGF, before Chunky defected? I always hated that one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (+/7JY)

635 Wiki Meghan McCain's ass. Love the interwebs...

Posted by: Regular joe at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (6/uwW)

636
I 'm here for the salacious topics





Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (d7Ww2)
Me, mostly for the BOOBs, colloquialisms and synonyms of the word.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

637 I hope he doesn't grope dogs, people seem to like dogs more than the McCain fam.
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM

Well Meggie likes hot dogs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (xR1UF)

638 629 608 OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG

Your preferrence would be what?

"Upsparkles! SLay Kween!"?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (uAgHA)

==========

I'm good with, "I agree with the above sentiment. Here are some more reasons that I find this sentiment to be true."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK8)

639 And I'm sorry

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK8)

640 Nood, Tapper & Stelter

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (KveBw)

641 I'm down with "fo shizzle, mah nizzle."

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (ZNG0R)

642 Hope no one minds (spit) because I use that one all the time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (+/7JY)

643 But that was back in the day when nics like "Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight" could be found here.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (fF3XF)

I like that was a thing here before Guardians of the Galaxy.

Where did the morons originally borrow that from?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (Srnuc)

644 638 I'm good with, "I agree with the above sentiment. Here are some more reasons that I find this sentiment to be true."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM

This
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK

==========

For your penance, you must watch Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (ANN96)

645 People who think Twitter is reality, and Nancy Pelosi.

Oh, and cheerleaders:

Who doesn't rate? clap clop Who doesn't rate? clap clap You! you! you! clap clap clap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)

646 644 638 I'm good with, "I agree with the above sentiment. Here are some more reasons that I find this sentiment to be true."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM

This
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK

==========

For your penance, you must watch Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (ANN96)

*eye twitch*

Yes....I do owe you a serious plot dissection....

Rabble.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK8)

647 So busy at work today I had to go out and get a milkshake and coffee and read Plutarch in the car. Jeebus.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)

648 the last 200 posts make me picture someone dangling a fish over the dolphin tank at sea world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (Kpl3J)

649 I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh all that much, unless his program is on the car radio when I happen to be driving, but I never did understand what "mega dittos" meant. It's "I agree repeatedly"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (FSPNP)

650 the last 200 posts make me picture someone dangling a fish over the dolphin tank at sea world.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Only two hundred?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (Yzubb)

651 42 Wouldn't it be hilarious if Megs goes to the podium to announce him and Joe comes up behind and cups her cans?
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (AjVAj)


I believe that would qualify as a campaign donation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (sy5kK)

652 it's like the amplified version of separating every word with a period to show how totes cereal you are

That.is.not.funny.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (2Y1kI)

653 It's going to be kind of nice on the blog this time to have no viscous internal fighting over the various Sh*t sandwiches the GOP invariably offered up to be our rulers.

Now, aside from laughing at the occasional never trumper buffoonery, we just get to sit back and watch the dems eat themselves alive in what promises to be a far more vicious and personal civil war as packs of blue haired attack dogs clash with the DNC monoliths over the minutia of woke identity politics.

Ours has been a nasty little civil war, but manageable. Their's is going to be Sarajevo 1992.

Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (jdGlx)

654
I'm good with, "I agree with the above sentiment. Here are some more reasons that I find this sentiment to be true."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ANN96)


Right on!!

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (Fs5vw)

655 midnight bomber what bombs at midnight was from The Tick.

I think my favorite villain was El Seed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

656 Is McCain an Irish name?

The action sounds like something Irish Prime Minister Eamon de Valera did, signing the condolence book for Adolph Hitler.

Then he signed an act punishing members of the Irish Republican Army who left to fought with the British against the Nazis upon their return home.

EPO 362

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPO_362

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (EMi53)

657
Jake Tapper and I were in the shit bad, man. It was the Battle of Katrina.

We saw shit, man.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (f1Vqw)

658 but I never did understand what "mega dittos" meant. It's "I agree repeatedly"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


"I agree completely."

When Rush first appeared people would call his show and say "You're saying what I've always believed but I have never, ever heard anyone else say it out loud!"

It happened so often that follow-up callers would just say "ditto what that last caller said".

Which eventually devolved to the shorthand of "dittos" and then "MegaDittos"

Silly, but funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (Y3hKx)

659 Nood! You No Nood McNoodlesons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (2Y1kI)

660 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPO_362

The link for the Irish EPO 362

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (EMi53)

661
I voted for the POS McCain, and then that supercuck Willard Mittens. I should've realized the election wasn't binary, man and wrote in some useless name.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (f1Vqw)

662 A reminder that Daily Caller has been pushing Meghan McCain as the next conservative star for years now.

Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (AwPyG)

663 McCain Family Will Support Joe Biden For President
........


The kiss of death. Literally.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

Jobless Claims Fall to Lowest Level in 49 1/2 Years

I thought Trump was going to destroy the US economy if he didn't follow Bush's policies (which got us an anemic growth rate and flatline wage growth), strong-form archlibertarianism that no one has ever voted in favor of, and warmed-over Nostalgia Economics.

The number of Americans filing applications for unemployment benefits fell to more than a 49-1/2-year low last week.

The data pointed to sustained strength in the economy.

Initial claims for state unemployment benefits dropped to 192,000 for the week ended April 13, the lowest level since September 1969, the Labor Department said.

#ButTheEconomy

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:32 PM




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1 BUT COLLUSION!

Posted by: MSM at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

2 Trump bad man

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (N3JsI)

3 Oh, and SPONGE.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

4 Whaaaaaat? Those Obama climate policies sure have long coattails!

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (pZ+Vo)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)

6
Warmed over Nostalgia Economics?

What does that mean?

Posted by: Glenn John at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (LilNs)

7 Missed it, by THAT much.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (IXZGh)

8 Shovel ready Obama miracle

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (P4Pk9)

9 How can they increase dependence and drive down wages with this shit going on?

Posted by: B. Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

10 If this economy continues, worried what ppl like Soros will do to destroy it.

Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WvFai)

11 #ButTheEconomy

===========

NeverTrumpers really don't know how to get out of the hole they've dug, do they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (ANN96)

12
Better that millions of Americans hit the bricks and remain unemployed than we Washington insiders have to endure this orange-haired vulgarian as president.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (LsBY9)

13 How dare Trump seek to run the economy based on business principles! Doesn't he know that theory says you have to do anything but that!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (mf5HN)

14 Imagine where we could go without 20M illegals eating our seed corn?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (2LelM)

15 If the NeverTrumpers had gotten their way and Felonious won the 2016 election, we'd be in the 3rd-year of a crippling depression (an extension of the never-ending Obama Depression, actually) with the entire conventional wisdom (because Trumpism would have been made illegal or at least radioactive by now) saying that we needed more of the same - spending, globalism, debt, crushing of savers, etc. - to "get us going again".

So fuck them all with the barbed, flaming cock of Satan. Forever.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (fF3XF)

16 Seems funny Kristol didn't hear about THIS at the airport from some random Reagan Republican gate agent.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (IXZGh)

17 Smoke and mirrors.McJobs etc etc.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (AjVAj)

18 Don't believe your bank account! This economy sucks! Here's some money!

Posted by: Democrat-Communists at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (4Eo4+)

19 10 If this economy continues, worried what ppl like Soros will do to destroy it.
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WvFai)

==========

His efforts to actually tank the economy will most likely be in vain.

The media's efforts to spin a growing economy as the next Great Depression, though...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (ANN96)

20 If this economy continues, worried what ppl like Soros will do to destroy it.
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WvFai)

What can he do that he hasn't already tried?

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (P4Pk9)

21 To paraphrase Reagan, "everything Liberals and NeverTrumpers know is wrong."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (IQUu2)

22 You know who else had Historic Jobless Rate Numbers?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (gou/W)

23 12
Better that millions of Americans hit the bricks and remain unemployed than we Washington insiders have to endure this orange-haired vulgarian as president.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (LsBY9)

==========

"I find your reasoning elucidated and your farts pleasant. Please, forward me your newsletter."
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (ANN96)

24 Unpossible!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (PAZYq)

25 And I just saw that the numbers for Hispanics are particularly high. Wouldn't it be sweet if PDT pulls 40% of the Latino vote?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (+/7JY)

26 Wait...49.5 years only gets you back to 1969?

That sounds like a number that should stretch back to the Roosevelt administration.

*counts on fingers*

That makes me old.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (qgn4F)

27
Barry O: You see those economic numbers? You didn't build that. I did!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (OLCnA)

28 10 If this economy continues, worried what ppl like Soros will do to destroy it.
------------------
Isn't Soros under extradition orders from both Hungary and France?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (2LelM)

29 Another reason why the Democrats will talk about any loony idea, anything else, than the economy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (0QYMt)

30 If Soros et al could figure out how to tank this economic miracle, they would have done it by now.

I'm still holding my breath that that fat old nazicollaaborator will figure out a way but fingers crossed he doesn't.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (e9omi)

31 13 How dare Trump seek to run the economy based on business principles! Doesn't he know that theory says you have to do anything but that!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (mf5HN)

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The economy will only grow when the federal government forces all construction companies to use spoons instead of digging equipment for all excavation projects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (ANN96)

32 Democrat candidates: Free stuff for you! And you! And you!

Trump: Jobs for you! And you! Portfolio growth for you! And you!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (W+vEI)

33 Paul Krugman hardest hit.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (jr1HN)

34 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (88xKn)

35
Also...

Yesterday the Dow Jones hit a record high since the sabotaging by the Fed late last year.

Stock values have gained like $9 Trillion in value since Trump took office. And that means your 401-ks are up bigly.

Watch the left now want to nationalize it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

36 It's the economy stupid, If this keeps up Trump can't help but have another 4 years.

Long live the God Emperor Trump!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (0OmEj)

37 #ButTheEconomy

The LGBQTUVWXYZ community prefers the hashtag, #ButtTheEconomy

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (3sjI6)

38 My employer just offered me a new 401k with a 5% match, no fees, and it vests immediately.

Because he can suddenly afford that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (5aX2M)

39 If they're not "green jobs," they don't count.

Posted by: AOC's People's Economic Army at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (5tb4C)

40 They write themselves:

@SaysSimonson

Bernie Sanders is now telling supporters his average donation is too small

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (uAgHA)

41 That people in the US are doing so well is probably doing bad things to the waning days of Soros' mortal life and his Socialist Jihad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (IQUu2)

42
A recession is when your neighbor loses his job.

A depression is when you lose your job.

A boom is when journalists lose their jobs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (LsBY9)

43 28 10 If this economy continues, worried what ppl like Soros will do to destroy it.
------------------
Isn't Soros under extradition orders from both Hungary and France?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (2LelM)

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His kid isn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (ANN96)

44 Trump should get another 8 years/2 Terms, owing to the fact that his frst 3 years were completely stolen from him.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (gou/W)

45 Trump's shrewd understanding is not just that the Demunists wrote off the (chiefly, but by no means solely) White working class and he has moved in to court them.

It is also a shrewd understanding that the post WW2 arrangements of "Free Trade uber alles" necessary for Cold War anti-Soviet alliances may need to change, now that there is no more Cold War, or at least not one with the no longer Soviet Union anyway.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ujg0T)

46 33 Paul Krugman hardest hit.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (jr1HN)

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Does the Left even pay attention to him anymore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ANN96)

47 Labor participation rate has increased as well, notably

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/labor-force-participation-rate

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)

48 Krugtron needs to be hit by the Enron sign.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (IQUu2)

49 Hello! I am a longtime Republican who has voted in a most Republican manner since the administration of McKinley. I am filled with regret and donuts but mostly regret about the terrible, no good non-Republican stuff that Trump is doing and about Paolo not waiting for me before he starts drilling my wife. I mean, how rude is that? I'm supposed to be part of this!

Where was I? Oh, Trump. Yes, he is bad. Orange and bad. And I am just a humble, uh, circus carney. Or Wendy's guy. What do they do at Wendy's? Anyway, just humble. Hello?

Posted by: A humble guy and totally not Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

50 We're gonna need a lot of money to rebuild NYC into Ewok World.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (2LelM)

51

My friends, you have nothing to fear from Uncle Joe, he feels you and is handy with OH GOD NO! Not the Acid Squirting Porcupine! Jesus Mary and Joseph it's on fire! OH GOD MY ASSHOLE JUST RIPPED!!!!! Pull it out pull it out! I'm shitting out my nose make it STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell Endorsing Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (UFLLM)

52 You know who was president the last time the economy was this good? That's right -- NIXON.

And you know what happened to Nixon, right? He was almost IMPEACHED.

Q.E.D.: Trump should be impeached.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (5tb4C)

53 35
Also...

Yesterday the Dow Jones hit a record high since the sabotaging by the Fed late last year.

Stock values have gained like $9 Trillion in value since Trump took office. And that means your 401-ks are up bigly.

Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

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The lesson of the golden goose is that they killed the bird too late. They should have done it earlier when it was actually shitting out golden eggs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ANN96)

54 Let's examine the facts, Trump could cure cancer, diabetes, Alzheimer's, and male pattern baldness while simultaneously inventing a faster than light space drive just after achieving World Peace with a nice side order of ending hunger worldwide and

IT WAS STILL HILLARY'S TURN, sob, snot, sniffle, scream, shout, knock yourself out.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (kXoT0)

55 Even the "Trump ever gonna like you?" bit sounds fake.

If someone did, by some chance, recognize Kap'n Kristol at an airport, their most likely reaction would be:

1. Say, is your wife free this evening?

2. Is that your gut, or are you smuggling a litter of kittens on this plane?

3. What dat purty mouf do?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (+/7JY)

56 Meanwhile, Fauxcahontas' latest desperate ploy is to jail CEO's over any and everything.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

57 Wait...49.5 years only gets you back to 1969?

That sounds like a number that should stretch back to the Roosevelt administration.

*counts on fingers*

That makes me old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


'69? Yeah. First grade.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (Yzubb)

58 44 Trump should get another 8 years/2 Terms, owing to the fact that his frst 3 years were completely stolen from him.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (gou/W)



A Modest Proposal: Mike Pence as President for 8 years with Trump as his Chief of Staff, #1 advisor, etc.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)

59 Former Enron Financial Advisor Paul Krugman hardest hit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

60 DJIA 26620 with about 100 of record

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (JFO2v)

61 53 The lesson of the golden goose is that they killed the bird too late. They should have done it earlier when it was actually shitting out golden eggs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ANN96)


Goldfinger >>>>>> Boldfinger


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (zBaqJ)

62 52 You know who was president the last time the economy was this good? That's right -- NIXON.

And you know what happened to Nixon, right? He was almost IMPEACHED.

Q.E.D.: Trump should be impeached.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (5tb4C)

===========

"I would also like your newsletter."
*sniffs fart in champagne glass*
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (ANN96)

63
Out: Tom Friedman talking to taxi drivers abroad.

In: Bill Kristol talking to TSA agents in DC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (LsBY9)

64 Election Day 2016"So we are very
probably looking at a global recession, with no end in sight. I suppose
we could get lucky somehow. But on economics, as on everything else, a
terrible thing has just happened."







-Former Enron advisor and general fucking imbecile Paul Krugman


Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (dKm4U)

65 Cavuto had a guest today who was making mock of Cavuto and others at Fox who just a month ago were predicting an immenent recession.
Snort.
I didn't hear Cavuto's response because there was a huge clap of thunder as he spoke. Truly.

But the guest/expert did say that Trump has both skill and luck on his side and that he needs to get the China deal done.

I say, mostly skill.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (XROPS)

66 >>How dare Trump seek to run the economy based on business principles!



Honestly, this is what I thought Romney would do, using his Bain Capital experience with turning around failing companies. I wanted him to do that to DC (shed failing programs/departments, redirect efforts). This is why I could vote for him in 2012.

Amazing that he is showing himself to be a crony like the rest of them (as Senator) while freakin' Donald Trump is getting down to business.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

67 63
Out: Tom Friedman talking to taxi drivers abroad.

In: Bill Kristol talking to TSA agents in DC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (LsBY9)


Bill's wife hasn't touched his teenie weenie in ages so he has to get someone who must touch his junk, whatever the pretext.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (zBaqJ)

68 31 13 How dare Trump seek to run the economy based on business principles! Doesn't he know that theory says you have to do anything but that!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (mf5HN)

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The economy will only grow when the federal government forces all construction companies to use spoons instead of digging equipment for all excavation projects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (ANN96)



If we think about it, the "Affirmative Action" economic policies of the Obamunist regime kind of WERE like this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (ujg0T)

69
There were reports from the last thread that Megaton McCain would like a reach around.

There are no arms long enough.

That is all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (pNxlR)

70 >>Honestly, this is what I thought Romney would do


Can you send me some of that killer weed you are smoking?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (gou/W)

71 without the trumpets of the media, the good economy is not observed by all those too busy working.

Posted by: WaPo for treason at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (1XtI9)

72 It is also a shrewd understanding that the post WW2 arrangements of "Free Trade uber alles" necessary for Cold War anti-Soviet alliances may need to change, now that there is no more Cold War, or at least not one with the no longer Soviet Union anyway.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ujg0T)


My theory for a while is that the political alliances that dominated the post-WWII American scene where defunct after the fall of the Soviet Union, and that much of what we're seeing is a result of the shifts. The left is eating itself because the Progressive wing of the Dems suddenly no longer need to play nice with the conservative wing, and instead have allied themselves with the more socially liberal libertarians on social issues and immigration.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (wCmLp)

73 Did the TSA agents put on the latex gloves and give Rear Admiral Kristol a cavity search?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (IQUu2)

74 Trump's Magic Wand > Obama's Needledick

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (nFwvY)

75 73 Did the TSA agents put on the latex gloves and give Rear Admiral Kristol a cavity search?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (IQUu2)


Moon River....

(with the whole fist)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (zBaqJ)

76 But free shit? - AOC

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gmo/4)

77 Stock values have gained like $9 Trillion in value since Trump took office. And that means your 401-ks are up bigly.

Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Talk about a red line, hill to die on, open warfare move.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (Yzubb)

78

I had the vet pull all of my Pekinese's teeth.

Dog sure loves her some peanut butter.

Posted by: Cap'n Cuck at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (UFLLM)

79 September 1969:
A rakish Muammar Khaddafi Qaddaffi Gaddafi whatever takes over Libya.

The Brady Bunch premieres

Ho Chi Minh dies but the Vietnam war continues

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (HWL85)

80 A Modest Proposal: Mike Pence as President for 8 years with Trump as his Chief of Staff, #1 advisor, etc.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)

Trump's gonna dump Pence for Haley

Doesn't need him anymore

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)

81 The Chinese have been dragging their heels on a Trade Deal partly because of the promises the Democrats have been making to Impeach Trump.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gou/W)

82
There were reports from the last thread that Megaton McCain would like a reach around.


When you giver a reach around you're really reaching around.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)

83 '69? Yeah.
=======

Yeah.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

84
Did the TSA agents put on the latex gloves and give Rear Admiral Kristol a cavity search?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (IQUu2)


With an electric mace.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (LsBY9)

85 RECESSION IS COMING RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (4/cQ8)

86 Does the Left even pay attention to him anymore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ANN96)

yes

Paul Robin Krugman is an American economist who is currently Distinguished Professor of Economics at the Graduate Center of the City University of New York, and a columnist for The New York Times.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

87 The Chinese have been dragging their heels on a Trade Deal partly because of the promises the Democrats have been making to Impeach Trump.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gou/W)


I suspect that a lot of GOP Congresscritters were doing the same, hoping that the Russia investigation would yield something that would hurt Trump.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (wCmLp)

88 80 A Modest Proposal: Mike Pence as President for 8 years with Trump as his Chief of Staff, #1 advisor, etc.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)

Trump's gonna dump Pence for Haley

Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)


Pence crumbled like a wet communion wafer when the Left attacked him for RFRA.

I like Her Duskiness for her record at the UN. Hope she learned from her mistake vis a vis the Confederate monuments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (zBaqJ)

89 Has Self Righteous David French ever commented self righteously on Creepy Joe Biden's creepiness?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (JgA4k)

90 Dog sure loves her some peanut butter.
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (UFLLM)

Just in case you are not aware, make sure it doesn't have sorbitol in it, that can be fatal for dogs.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (kXoT0)

91 Paul Krugman hardest hit.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (jr1HN)

=========

Does the Left even pay attention to him anymore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ANN96)

---------------------------

They do. After all, he has correctly predicted 8 of the last 2 recessions.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (ffYR/)

92 Paul Krugman hardest hit.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Send this idiot and his comedy act to the hipster douchebag prom.


Or, Delaware's own Joe Biden and John McCain's copse.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (nEOLy)

93
59 Former Enron Financial Advisor Paul Krugman hardest hit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)


Hit with what? I hope it was rebar!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

94 Jobless Claims Fall to Lowest Level in 49 1/2 Years

Bastard!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (pg90N)

95 The financial media has gone the way of sports media. Totally left-wing now. It's just political commentary now. Somehow people that are supposed to cover capitalism and markets are socialists now.

It's like the best economy in 30 years, but the financial pundits are always talking about the sky is going to fall any minute now and that any "trade war" will sink the economy.

Of course, the only problem with this economy is you almost have nowhere to go but down when you're at the top.

Posted by: Blago at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (UfkIY)

96 80 Trump's gonna dump Pence for Haley

Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)

===========

As long as Pence went willingly, it actually wouldn't be a terrible move.

When she left as Ambassador to the UN, the establishmenty Republicans were aflutter at the idea of her running against Trump for the 2020 nomination. Him bringing her on further undercuts their seriousness, because they'll oppose her a mere two years after pushing for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (ANN96)

97 Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (4/cQ

RECESSION MUTHAFUKR

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (JFO2v)

98 PEE FOE FIE!!

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (88+cf)

99 My husband was listening to the news on his phone this morning and I heard a report about a severe labor shortage and a short quote from someone saying that they're offering to hire homeless people and will help them with the process of applying.

Anti-Trump spin?

The labor shortage would provide a "challenge" to Trump because of his anti-immigration policies.

Here they were just talking about getting homeless people off the streets, which isn't an easy thing to do. Setting aside people who are mentally ill and drug addicts that are far gone, there's a certain amount of quite young people who ended up there during the Obama years and maybe could manage a job if they could get past the fact they've got no home address or shower.

But it will prove to be a "challenge" for Trump because we don't have enough people already in the US who might look for work if they thought they could.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (BD/yx)

100 >>69? Yeah.


Me and my Baby in 69!

Posted by: Bryan Adams at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (gou/W)

101 Ahoy Bill! Steve and I are applauding orange man's economy, we can sell more tickets for our next cruise! Get onboard!
Ahoy!
Back to the couch... Enough work for today.

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (2nW6u)

102 I'm not satisfied

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (Hg4NE)

103 Where was I? Oh, Trump. Yes, he is bad. Orange and bad. And I am just a humble, uh, circus carney. Or Wendy's guy. What do they do at Wendy's? Anyway, just humble. Hello?
Posted by: A humble guy and totally not Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)


I can vouch that this definitely is not Bill Crystal, and nor am I, although I would be proud to be mistaken with that cerebral gentleman with whom today I enjoyed a most elucidating albeit brief conversation in which we wholeheartedly agreed that Orangemanbad.

Posted by: A random formerly republcian gate agent at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (XROPS)

104 Finally "Barry's" policies are kicking in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pg90N)

105 86 yes

Paul Robin Krugman is an American economist who is currently Distinguished Professor of Economics at the Graduate Center of the City University of New York, and a columnist for The New York Times.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

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Our poor nation...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (ANN96)

106
September 1969:

A rakish Muammar Khaddafi Qaddaffi Gaddafi whatever takes over Libya.

The Brady Bunch premieres

Ho Chi Minh dies but the Vietnam war continues


Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (HWL85)


I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (TAmPV)

107 Thank you, President Obama. Just imagine how much better we'd be doing if Trump weren't working with Russia to sabotage all the green shoots finally blooming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (bsfko)

108
Or, Delaware's own Joe Biden and John McCain's copse.


We're digging up Juan's groves of trees now?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pNxlR)

109 10 If this economy continues, worried what ppl like Soros will do to destroy it.

Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WvFai)

That doesn't come risk free. If multinationals led by Global Citizens betray America, President Trump has options. Not only can he accelerate the deregulation train, which is the kiss of death to large companies, but start actively sanctioning them with tariffs, trustbusting, and legal scrutiny.

The SJW corporate auxiliary doesn't want to do time on behalf of their pets.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pZ+Vo)

110 It is kind of amusing watching the left respond to this stuff. They snarl stuff about how jobs aren't as important as the environment and call the president things like robber baron. But nothing has bite, it just sounds weird.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (39g3+)

111 Trump's economic team are rock stars. And, interestingly, I don't think he's made any changes at all to that group.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (JKNZq)

112 ORANGE ECONOMY YUGE

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (40mSG)

113 NYT

Trump forces Mexicans and Black to Work and Save

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (JFO2v)

114 Distinguished Professor of Economics

Distinguished. That's one way of puttin' it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (+/7JY)

115 There were reports from the last thread that Megaton McCain would like a reach around.

When you giver a reach around you're really reaching around.


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)

You'd have to mark her with chalk....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (eIlkN)

116 104 Finally "Barry's" policies are kicking in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pg90N)

============

Without his massive buildup of regulations, there would be nothing for Trump to roll back. Obama is the new Reagan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (ANN96)

117
Unemployment lowest since 69. And our population is about 100 million more than it was back then.

Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)

118 I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (TAmPV)

--

I heard the easy listening version of that in an elevator recently. The neat thing was I even liked *it*

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (bsfko)

119 HE'S GONNA PUT Y'ALL IN GOLDEN CHAINS!

Posted by: Jumpin' Joe Biden at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

120

The Donald Trumps Bushanomics and JEFanomics.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)

121 119 HE'S GONNA PUT Y'ALL IN GOLDEN CHAINS!
Posted by: Jumpin' Joe Biden at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (yQpMk)


Golden shower chains?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)

122 you know how I know Trump is president and the coup failed? the homeless made a reappearance on radio news this week.

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (nFwvY)

123 Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (elsTe)

124 re: labor shortage and Trump's "challenge"... Trump isn't anti-immigration anyway. He even proposed upping the limits on legal immigration (and Pelosi said it was racist to do that.)

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (BD/yx)

125 111 Trump's economic team are rock stars.

Interestingly however, they have no groupies and can't get laid.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (40mSG)

126 Paul Robin Krugman

Robin??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (pg90N)

127 We haven't had that spirit here since 1969

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (IQUu2)

128 Melania speaking on Opiod drug problem, then Trumpster.

Be Best

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (vEIlU)

129 We need to get a Hawaiian judge to stop this fake news!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (flkAh)

130 You know, now might be a good time to play a head fake on the Left and say we're all old Wobbly types on the side of Labor and worker's rights

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (HWL85)

131 115 There were reports from the last thread that Megaton McCain would like a reach around.

When you giver a reach around you're really reaching around.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)

You'd have to mark her with chalk....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (eIlkN)

little man in a very big boat

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (JFO2v)

132 I thought they said if President Trump did not follow Obama's policies he would destroy the economy. Geez, George W Bush is still responsible for every bad thing that happens in the world.

Posted by: YatYas at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (xN9Un)

133 I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (TAmPV)

--

In the summer?

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (XROPS)

134 78% of homeless people don't earn enough to pay their student loans AND feed their dogs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (bsfko)

135

Obama's economic seed, deposited deeply in the bottom of our society, spews forth!

Posted by: Cap'n Cuck at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (UFLLM)

136 125 111 Trump's economic team are rock stars.

Interestingly however, they have no groupies and can't get laid.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (40mSG)


Coincidentally, they don't herpes or crabs, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (pg90N)

137 73 Did the TSA agents put on the latex gloves and give Rear Admiral Kristol a cavity search?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (IQUu2)

It's really embarrassing when they have a loud orgasm.

Posted by: That poor TSA agent at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

138 88 80 A Modest Proposal: Mike Pence as President for 8 years with Trump as his Chief of Staff, #1 advisor, etc.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)

Trump's gonna dump Pence for Haley

Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)

Pence crumbled like a wet communion wafer when the Left attacked him for RFRA.

I like Her Duskiness for her record at the UN. Hope she learned from her mistake vis a vis the Confederate monuments.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (zBaqJ)



Really? And you don't see Nikki Haley crumbling in the face of history destroying leftists? (Note to anti-history goons: if you think the downside of slavery is not noted enough, don't tear down Confederate monuments, *put up* abolitionist or underground railroad ones or Jim Crow ones. Tell the WHOLE story.)

Anyway, either one should be a "Trump Regency" presidency, where Trump remains as #1 political and counter-media adviser.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (ujg0T)

139

Donald J. Trump up. Live

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (vEIlU)

140 It's 1969 OK
All across the USA
It's another year for me and you
Another year with nothing to do

Posted by: Iggy Poop at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (+/7JY)

141 That doesn't come risk free. If multinationals led by Global Citizens betray America, President Trump has options. Not only can he accelerate the deregulation train, which is the kiss of death to large companies, but start actively sanctioning them with tariffs, trustbusting, and legal scrutiny.


Complex thoughts are counterproductive.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (Hg4NE)

142 Unexpectedly ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (wA4OO)

143
NeverTrumpers really don't know how to get out of the hole they've dug, do they?
----
They're gonna dig on through to the other side

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (flkAh)

144 Unemployment lowest since 69. And our population is about 100 million more than it was back then.

Wow.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


AND we manufacture almost nothing domestically anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (Yzubb)

145 From previous thread:

357 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami
---------

The great unmasking continues.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (G0vdT)

146
Overheard in the TSA line at Reagan almost every day: "No, Mr. Kristol, you can't go through the pat down line again no matter how long it's been since Mrs. Kristol last touched you."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

147 I like Her Duskiness for her record at the UN. Hope she learned from her mistake vis a vis the Confederate monuments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (zBaqJ)

... nah. I don't want to see her unemployed, but... nah. The best reason Trump has to dump Pence is if he thinks Congress has outlived its usefulness entirely. He's clearly not there yet. Beyond that, he has successfully pushed out almost all of his cuckier cabinet appointments. If Pence is likely to do something stupid, he'll do it without allies.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (pZ+Vo)

148 To mark Erf Week, saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%

All I got to say is show me your work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (IQUu2)

149 Jeebus, just took a look at the top songs for 1969. Fucking amazing how many good bands and songs we were listening to then. Today's music sucks ass.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (2LelM)

150 126 Paul Robin Krugman

Robin??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (pg90N)

Holy fiduciary incompetence Batman!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

151 Stock values have gained like $9 Trillion in value since Trump took office. And that means your 401-ks are up bigly.

Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)


Or tax the shit out of it.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (Fs5vw)

152 $9T in stock gains

is GDP of

4 Germany 4,000,386
5 United Kingdom 2,828,644
6 France 2,775,252

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)

153 Our previous leaders were giving it away. I will never forgive them.

Trump has shown just how shitty they were.

If I ever see "Why didn't you do this former leader?" from a reporter I may stroke out.

Posted by: nip at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (DfGpI)

154

Stop it! Stop waving me! Oh! It hurts!

Posted by: Magic Wand at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (5aX2M)

155 They're gonna dig on through to the other side

++++

Got to work on that a little, Morrison

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (HWL85)

156
I think that it is only fair to state that jobless persons are not doing their jobs, which are to remain jobless.

#orangemanbad

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (pNxlR)

157 They're gonna dig on through to the other side

You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (yQpMk)

158 But my fellow TSA agents and I will be taking Mrs. Kristol in the other room for an...um...intensive exam.

You don't mind do you? Heh heh. Of course you don't.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (+/7JY)

159 Complex thoughts are counterproductive. 

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (Hg4NE)

Aren't they always. But the President has to use every weapon if multinationals decide to cuck even as we enjoy unprecedented expansion.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (pZ+Vo)

160 "14 Imagine where we could go without 20M illegals eating our seed corn?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (2LelM)"



I think 20 is wildly optimistic, my bet is on 30 + million.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (wA4OO)

161 Trump's economy?

Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (IQUu2)

162 'The #WINNING will continue until Morale Improves.'

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (gou/W)

163
But Dogs Are Because White Supremacy

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (qBVKX)

164 This news is obviously the result of knock on effects from the wise investments in sustainable energy- e.g. Solyndra, Ener1 and so on.

Green shoots, yo.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (951Yv)

165 Michelle Obama, 2008: ""Barack Obama will require you to work."

Democrats, 2019: "Trump will make you work, but we'll give you free stuff so you don't have to!"

Exit question: Why bother with free tuition AND guaranteed basic income; you don't need a degree if you don't need a job.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (W+vEI)

166 95 The financial media has gone the way of sports media. Totally left-wing now. It's just political commentary now. Somehow people that are supposed to cover capitalism and markets are socialists now.

It's like the best economy in 30 years, but the financial pundits are always talking about the sky is going to fall any minute now and that any "trade war" will sink the economy.

Of course, the only problem with this economy is you almost have nowhere to go but down when you're at the top.
Posted by: Blago at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (UfkIY)



And just watch--when there finally IS an end of business cycle downturn, the Demunist Commiecrats will claim they were "vindicated".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

167 >>This news is obviously the result of knock on effects from the wise investments in sustainable energy- e.g. Solyndra, Ener1 and so on.



Recovery Summer!

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (gou/W)

168 357 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami
---------

The great unmasking continues.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (G0vdT)

That means who, exactly? The fat one and the widow with whom the dead one cheated?

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)

169 I always try to remember what the dormouse said.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (+/7JY)

170 151 Stock values have gained like $9 Trillion in value since Trump took office. And that means your 401-ks are up bigly.

Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

Or tax the shit out of it.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (Fs5vw)


They'll propose requiring everyone to have some percentage of their 401(k)s in government bonds, you know, for our own benefit. To protect us from the vagaries of the stock market. For our own good, really.

No one will call this a forced loan. Except us, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (pg90N)

171
148 To mark Erf Week, saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%


Serves those snooty little tuxedoed fuckers right, that does.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (pNxlR)

172 I think it's awesome that Obama decided to break protocol and get involved in the campaign. So much to throw in his face, now.

"Most qualified..."

"At least I AM a President..."

"Never coming back..."

"Magic wand..."

What a fuckin' chump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (5aX2M)

173 138
Anyway, either one should be a "Trump Regency" presidency, where Trump remains as #1 political and counter-media adviser.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (ujg0T)

What it indicates is that after Trump's 8 full years he has to build a movement that takes over the GOP. We need his attitude for the next 50 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (zBaqJ)

174 168 357 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami
---------

The great unmasking continues.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (G0vdT)

That means who, exactly? The fat one and the widow with whom the dead one cheated?
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)

Yeah, but they'll have loads of beer and donuts.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

175 If the NeverTrumpers had gotten their way and Felonious won the 2016 election, we'd be in the 3rd-year of a crippling depression
----
We'd be in the "midnight raids and show trial of the wreckers and sabatours" stage

Remember: The 1st Amendment would have been limited to those registered and approved, blessed by Justice Garland

This site would be a 404 page

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (flkAh)

176 >> saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%


Rapey little bastards deserve whatever they get.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (gou/W)

177 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami


If they wanted to tarnish more of McCain's legacy, go for it. Traitors.

Which wives will be on this? The one he burned and left or the one that looks like a reconstructed fake barbie doll?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)

178 If I ever see "Why didn't you do this former leader?" from a reporter I may stroke out.

Posted by: nip at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (DfGpI)



I didn't do this former leader but I did many of them.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (Hg4NE)

179 168 357 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami
---------

The great unmasking continues.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (G0vdT)

That means who, exactly? The fat one and the widow with whom the dead one cheated?
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)



In a way, this is GREAT new. Let the Establishment fully "out" itself. And the Commiecrat elements in the Demunist Party are not going to be happy with Old Guard Joe Biden either. Advantage: Trump, and whichever Republican succeeds him in 2024.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (ujg0T)

180 163
But Dogs Are Because White Supremacy
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (qBVKX)


Reminds me of Samuel Fuller's last (and long time unrelated) movie "White Dog."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (zBaqJ)

181
Joey Biden is patching up his Wreckovery Summer machine even as we jest here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (pNxlR)

182 To mark Erf Week, saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%

That statistic sounds like utter, bald-faced lies. I would be shocked to find that ANY penguin population has decreased. The main reason is that they live in the antarctic which has not lost ice volume (gained, in fact) so even by their own metric this makes no sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)

183 So Meghan McCain will be allowing Creepy Joe to give her sweater puppies a good honk sometime soon.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JgA4k)

184 >>I always try to remember what the dormouse said.


He said you got a letter from Hiro. And he left out the date.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (gou/W)

185 Exit question: Why bother with free tuition AND guaranteed basic income; you don't need a degree if you don't need a job.

+++

It's free tuition to the International Art School if you can draw Buffy and mail it in along with the matchbook cover.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (HWL85)

186

Trump should show the poop map of san fran. Explain how opioids play a role. A twofer.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (vEIlU)

187 The little snooty tuxedo'd rapey bastards have wings and they don't even use 'em. Lazy snooty tuxedo'd rapey bastards.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (+/7JY)

188 177 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami


Vindictive Family... May they rot in hell with Johnnie

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (O2RFr)

189 177 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami

If they wanted to tarnish more of McCain's legacy, go for it. Traitors.

Which wives will be on this? The one he burned and left or the one that looks like a reconstructed fake barbie doll?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)


What about Me-Gain-weight?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (zBaqJ)

190 179 In a way, this is GREAT new. Let the Establishment fully "out" itself. And the Commiecrat elements in the Demunist Party are not going to be happy with Old Guard Joe Biden either. Advantage: Trump, and whichever Republican succeeds him in 2024.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (ujg0T)

=============

If Biden ends up losing, it'll be fun watching these people either find reasons to support Bernie Sanders or prop up David French again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (ANN96)

191 I'm going to pass on Nikki Haley. She is a little too eager, I think, for Middle East Intervention.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (tVWQB)

192 And for the record, I graduated high school in 1969. Get off my lawn!

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JKNZq)

193 But how many jobs were saved? That's a VERY important and crucial number.

Trump is EVIL for removing people from FUNemployment before Recovery Summer hits theaters.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (IXZGh)

194 If I wasn't retired, it would be a good time to look for a job. It would have to let me sleep to 10 each morning, take 10 minute breaks every 1/2 hour, and require no effort. Sorta like the job I had for 25 years as a computer engineer.

Posted by: Trainer at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (7EbAY)

195 Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)


Don't you think that was ALWAYS part of the plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (f3oO4)

196 There were reports from the last thread that Megaton McCain would like a reach around.

When you giver a reach around you're really reaching around.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)

You'd have to mark her with chalk....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (eIlkN)

little man in a very big boat
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (JFO2v)


Serious question for the Ettes: How much does Strictly Dickly weigh?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (y7DUB)

197 I forget, do opioids make you poo or make you not poo?

Also, does anyone have any opioids?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (1ISKN)

198 In the coming election the Dems might try to say everything is terrible, but that won't wash.

So they'll probably say, "Yeah, things are OK, but with our policies, they'll be even BETTER!"

How many times have I heard that here in California? If the Dems "better" California any more, it'll collapse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (pg90N)

199 193 But how many jobs were saved? That's a VERY important and crucial number.

Trump is EVIL for removing people from FUNemployment before Recovery Summer hits theaters.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (IXZGh)

==========

"What about lives touched?"
-Joe Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (ANN96)

200 Thanks, boss. I woke up happy this morning but reading the news has done a number on my cheerfulness. This helps.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (NF9CI)

201 Liberterians need some Pope. So do NeverTrumpians. Higherarchy is good.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (RuIsu)

202 Why bother with free tuition AND guaranteed basic income; you don't need a degree if you don't need a job.

How are all those womyn's studies and ethnic grievance grads going to have a job if nobody goes to college?? How will young credulous minds be indoctrinated if people stay home??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (39g3+)

203 They'll propose requiring everyone to have some percentage of their 401(k)s in government bonds, you know, for our own benefit. To protect us from the vagaries of the stock market. For our own good, really.

No one will call this a forced loan. Except us, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (pg90N)



Just curious, but what if the fictitious "Social Security Trust Fund" WAS in fact handled this way?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (ujg0T)

204 96 80 Trump's gonna dump Pence for Haley

Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)

===========

As long as Pence went willingly, it actually wouldn't be a terrible move.

When she left as Ambassador to the UN, the establishmenty Republicans were aflutter at the idea of her running against Trump for the 2020 nomination. Him bringing her on further undercuts their seriousness, because they'll oppose her a mere two years after pushing for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (ANN96)

I think Trump personally likes Pence. However, his desire to have his VP elected President will be his guiding factor.

I like Pence and I'm sure everyone here does too. But as a candidate for President, not so much.

Trump is ALWAYS playing the long game. After he serves and she serves, they will be able to pack the SCOTUS for 30 years.

That's will be his parting gift for the country he dearly loves

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (DPjeO)

205 UNEXPECTEDLY?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (BqBId)

206 192 And for the record, I graduated high school in 1969. Get off my lawn!
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JKNZq)

Child, you're just a pup! Get off MY lawn!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (f3oO4)

207 That means who, exactly? The fat one and the widow with whom the dead one cheated?
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)

Yeah, but they'll have loads of beer and donuts.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)



Step Mom, couldn't you make Donut Flavored Beer?

You know....for breakfast?

Posted by: Meghanoldon at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (CRRq9)

208 172
I think it's awesome that Obama decided to break protocol and get involved in the campaign. So much to throw in his face, now.



"Most qualified..."



"At least I AM a President..."



"Never coming back..."



"Magic wand..."



What a fuckin' chump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (5aX2M)

You left out: "I didn't have any scandals".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)

209 Score: Sharks 80 vs Penguins 20

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (Hg4NE)

210 I'm going to pass on Nikki Haley. She is a little too eager, I think, for Middle East Intervention.

And history erasing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)

211
What a fuckin' chump

+++

Actually
The very best side by side comparison would be that early video clip of Obama freaking out giggling and unnerving the MSM host when discussing the economy along with virtually anything Trump has done.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (HWL85)

212 "power-bottom" nickname always makes me laugh

Posted by: fox at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (UuVBv)

213 I have to admit, I don't see Pence winning a general. Nice guy, solid veep but it's hard enough for the same party to win 3 in a row as it is, and I just don't see it with Pence.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+/7JY)

214 Romney will probably announce rooting for Biden too. Watch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 02:00 PM (vEIlU)

215 179 168 357 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami
---------


I got a news flash for them, he wont be the nominee

My guess is Kameltoe

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:00 PM (DPjeO)

216 Romney will probably announce rooting for Biden too. Watch.

I fully expect it

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:00 PM (O2RFr)

217 A Modest Proposal: Mike Pence as President for 8 years with Trump as his Chief of Staff, #1 advisor, etc.
My fear is the Pence will be George Bush to Trump's Reagan. Trying to reach across the aisle....

Posted by: Paladin at April 24, 2019 02:00 PM (AF+lo)

218 To mark Erf Week, saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%

All I got to say is show me your work.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (IQUu2)


Burgess Meredith hit hardest. POW!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (OLCnA)

219 saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%


Rapey little bastards deserve whatever they get.
Posted by: garrett


They are all over the place with their numbers. 60%, 80%, 90%. 60% by 2099, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (Yzubb)

220 Dumping Pence is a good idea there are plenty of monkey wrenches to take his place.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (Hg4NE)

221 213 I have to admit, I don't see Pence winning a general. Nice guy, solid veep but it's hard enough for the same party to win 3 in a row as it is, and I just don't see it with Pence.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+/7JY)



If it helps, think of Pence as a Trump Regent---for Barron. :-D

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (ujg0T)

222 213 I have to admit, I don't see Pence winning a general. Nice guy, solid veep but it's hard enough for the same party to win 3 in a row as it is, and I just don't see it with Pence.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+/7JY)
--------

Agreed.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (G0vdT)

223
Bernie Sanders is now telling supporters his average donation is too small


Make it up out of the millions you scored with your book deal, you skinflinted fuck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

224 Ace: "I thought Trump was going to destroy the US economy if he didn't follow Bush's policies (which got us an anemic growth rate and flatline wage growth)..."

This is all the more reason to open the borders and pay people to come here! We need Manuel Lahbor!

Posted by: US CoC at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (6eEQ+)

225 "power-bottom" nickname always makes me laugh



Posted by: fox at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (UuVBv)

Powerball Butterbottom works too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (NMAzL)

226 I have to admit, I don't see Pence winning a general. Nice guy, solid veep but it's hard enough for the same party to win 3 in a row as it is, and I just don't see it with Pence.

Vice Presidents have a pretty poor record of winning the big job, especially right after the president is out of office. For example Nixon eventually pulled it off, but only a decade later.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)

227 Am I right that these are raw numbers and not percentages? If so, hasn't the population gone up a lot over 40 years? And, without the draft, isn't it also true that we are not keeping a lot of working age people out of the work force because they are deployed in SE Asia as was the case in 1969?

If those thoughts make sense then this economy is not really like 1969, rather, it is massively better.

Posted by: jc at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (PuMKG)

228 210 I'm going to pass on Nikki Haley. She is a little too eager, I think, for Middle East Intervention.

And history erasing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)


Oh well. But she is dusky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (zBaqJ)

229 223
Bernie Sanders is now telling supporters his average donation is too small

Make it up out of the millions you scored with your book deal, you skinflinted fuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

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I need to run a political campaign to sell my own books...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ANN96)

230 210 I'm going to pass on Nikki Haley. She is a little too eager, I think, for Middle East Intervention.

And history erasing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)

Maybe at some future point after the Democratic Party has torn itself to shreds in the war of ultra Lefty vs only slightly insane Lefty, education reform has already been enacted, and the Clintons are safely behind bars.

She might make a decent "generic Republican" to be a caretaker once the critical battles are done, but I wouldn't trust her with anything too important.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (J+mig)

231 The Socialists in Argentina nationalized all the private retirement funds and look what happened.

Meanwhile Venezuela is still hell on earth because of Socialism.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (IQUu2)

232 >They are all over the place with their numbers. 60%, 80%, 90%. 60% by 2099, etc.


You stop the Japanese from whaling and the whales are gonna eat more Penguins.

That's not me talking. That's Science.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (gou/W)

233 >>Trump is ALWAYS playing the long game. After he serves and she serves, they will be able to pack the SCOTUS for 30 years. That's will be his parting gift for the country he dearly loves
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (DPjeO)

This is at variance with the Trump Codex, citizen.

After Trump will be Barron. There will be no "Supreme Court." There will be Barron.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

234 213 I have to admit, I don't see Pence winning a general. Nice guy, solid veep but it's hard enough for the same party to win 3 in a row as it is, and I just don't see it with Pence.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+/7JY)


Agreed. I suspect he's not tough enough. We need another barroom brawler.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (pg90N)

235 197 I forget, do opioids make you poo or make you not poo?

Also, does anyone have any opioids?
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Too much opioids and you need a spoon to take a shit. Apricots on the other hand provide for smooth shits with a bouquet of citrus.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (2LelM)

236 "Or, Delaware's own Joe Biden and John McCain's copse."

Uh, helllooooooo....

Posted by: RBG, broadcasting "live" from an unknown location. at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (951Yv)

237 Pence might be better off taking over the GOP leadership and working behind the scenes to build up a Trumpian/Pencian wing of the party.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (wCmLp)

238 226 I have to admit, I don't see Pence winning a general. Nice guy, solid veep but it's hard enough for the same party to win 3 in a row as it is, and I just don't see it with Pence.

Vice Presidents have a pretty poor record of winning the big job, especially right after the president is out of office. For example Nixon eventually pulled it off, but only a decade later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)

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It's touch and go. HW did it, but Gore didn't. We haven't had an example in almost 20 years even try.

Hell, the step up position used to be Secretary of State.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)

239 The economy will only grow when the federal government forces all construction companies to use spoons instead of digging equipment for all excavation projects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts


You must be a member of a union.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (+lVUW)

240 I like duskey...and Reggie

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (Hg4NE)

241 >>I need to run a political campaign to sell my own books... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ANN96)

Das stimmt genau, kamerad.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)

242 Kameltoe has all the charisma of a Hillary or a Fauxcahontas. And I think she'll go over like a led balloon in the heartland.

If she flames out, watch for a Gabbard surge.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (+/7JY)

243 239 The economy will only grow when the federal government forces all construction companies to use spoons instead of digging equipment for all excavation projects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

You must be a member of a union.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (+lVUW)

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Milton Friedman fan club.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)

244 You left out: "I didn't have any scandals".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)


Not a smidgen!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (f3oO4)

245 To mark Erf Week, saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%

First, to hell with the penguins. I just wanted to get that one out of the way.

Second, who the hell knows how many penguins there are?

Third, 71.37% of all statistics are made up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (pg90N)

246 What it indicates is that after Trump's 8 full years he has to build a movement that takes over the GOP. We need his attitude for the next 50 years. 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (zBaqJ)

At the ground level, he has. Now we need to support those institutions that most reflect our values, and demand the exclusion of those traitors who are doing their damnedest to sabotage us. It won't be easy, and won't really take off until the current crop of elites are stripped of power, but it is possible.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (pZ+Vo)

247 >>You left out: "I didn't have any scandals".


That guy has a ton of Crocs.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (gou/W)

248 Romney == McCain 2.0 w/o the war service

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (6eEQ+)

249 Trump speaking in Atlanta at drug conference. He is warming up the crowd with some economic numbers. He is destroying the Dems, indirectly, news you won't be hearing on Fake news. I think they are still talking about collusion.

Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (MxEKc)

250 It was the Steve Croft interview in early 2009
"Are you punch drunk?" Was the phrase

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (HWL85)

251 226 I have to admit, I don't see Pence winning a general. Nice guy, solid veep but it's hard enough for the same party to win 3 in a row as it is, and I just don't see it with Pence.

Vice Presidents have a pretty poor record of winning the big job, especially right after the president is out of office. For example Nixon eventually pulled it off, but only a decade later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)



As a rule, WHO becomes President? I believe in this order:
1. Governors (Current or former)
2. Veeps
3. Senators
4. Generals (one could argue that Trump as a Captain of Industry could fit here)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (ujg0T)

252 I thought Patty Smyth was part of Scandal?

Oh wait, you are talking 'scandals' as in the bad sense

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (IQUu2)

253 I like Pence quite a bit and would vote for him happily but I agree that I just don't quite see him pulling off a general election win.

I'm not sure why though. Yes, the idiots on the Left will shriek conversion therapy gay hating closeted Mother married blah blah blah but that will only make the normies like him more.

There's just something, I don't know, not dynamic enough about him? Maybe?


As I said, I quite like Pence so I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

254 @206, and I had another birthday yesterday. I think we should be able to change our age.

We know a number of folks that have been in jail, for various reasons. Most of them are working again. It's a really good job market (but not so good for us, as we needed their help to finish this house so we can sell it.)

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (JKNZq)

255 Where most penguins live, they only count 'em from the air anyway. It's all guesswork. But good, keep them in their penguin ghettos far away from us.




Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (+/7JY)

256 >>Third, 71.37% of all statistics are made up.


Actually, recent studies indicate that metric is only accurate 83.6% of the time.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (gou/W)

257 248 Romney == McCain 2.0 w/o the war service
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (6eEQ+)

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I kind of doubt he lasts more than a single term. I also wait and see to find out if he actually votes against the caucus like McCain did. So far, it's largely been just virtue signalling.

Call me when he sinks something like McCain did with the ACA repeal, or heads a Gang designed to implement progressive policy goals.

Until then, he's just annoying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ANN96)

258 Sherry McEvil, if you're still here please know I am, too... living my dream where you sent me. There are not enough "Thank you's" in the world.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (NF9CI)

259 Empress,

Because Pence is more wooden than Race Bannon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (IQUu2)

260 Admittedly, Pence makes the color grey seem exciting, but-

assuming Trump wins 2020, he'll have his chance to step out and show us what he's made of.

I assume for President Trump it's full steam ahead through the election and then-

fuller steam aheadier for his 2nd term.

that means Pence has the opportunity to show he can help guide and sell to the public Trump-like initiatives.

Hopefully, he won't start belching out crap like "a kinder, gentler Trumpism".

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (CRRq9)

261 It's touch and go. HW did it, but Gore didn't. We haven't had an example in almost 20 years even try.

Hell, the step up position used to be Secretary of State.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)



Really? I can't think of any Sec States in recent history to do so?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)

262 Kameltoe has all the charisma of a Hillary or a Fauxcahontas. And I think she'll go over like a lead balloon in the heartland.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (+/7JY)


I suspect she's not all that popular even in Cali. She comes across as having a brittle, bitchy personality, sort of a dusky Brie Larson.

I suspect a few Trumpian zingers and she'll totally lose her shit, in public.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (pg90N)

263 We will know Trump is a God when he slays Cuomonist in NY.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (2LelM)

264 It's best if Trump doesn't start mentoring a successor in the middle of his second term.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (Hg4NE)

265 "If she flames out, watch for a Gabbard surge.
Posted by: Guy Smiley"


IMO, don't think that can happen. Gabbard is a hardcore lefty, but an honest one in the mold of Glenn Greenwald or Michael Tracey. Thus, the CAP/Media Matters types despise her for telling the truth on the Russia BS. They hate her more than Trump.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

266 Trust me, the media will cherry pick some obscure statistics to throw shade on any economic good news during a Trump (or Republican) presidency.

If it were Obama or Hilary's reign (it wouldn't be) they would be doing cartwheels in the news to celebrate.

Posted by: RM at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (U3LtS)

267 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "Agreed. I suspect he's not tough enough. We need another barroom brawler."

I'm listening...

Posted by: Dan Bongino at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (6eEQ+)

268 261 It's touch and go. HW did it, but Gore didn't. We haven't had an example in almost 20 years even try.

Hell, the step up position used to be Secretary of State.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)


Really? I can't think of any Sec States in recent history to do so?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (ANN96)

269 Remember: The 1st Amendment would have been limited to those registered and approved, blessed by Justice Garland

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (flkAh)

Common idea in J schools now is only J schooled can report.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (JFO2v)

270 Hopefully, he won't start belching out crap like "a kinder, gentler Trumpism".
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God forbid.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)

271 Too much opioids and you need a spoon to take a shit.

+++

*ooh*

Posted by: Shep! at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (HWL85)

272 From the previous thread:

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM

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Meggie just wants a reach around.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM


You're gonna need a longer arm ...

Posted by: Chief Brody at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Ehp3D)

273 Dan Crenshaw could do it after Trump, if he stays on track.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (JKNZq)

274 Not a governor, no way. Run a senator to succeed Trump.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Hg4NE)

275 I forget, do opioids make you poo or make you not poo?



Opioids = instant concrete.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Yzubb)

276 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami


McCain ran a terrible campaign and lost bigly. How is his family's support a good thing?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (+lVUW)

277 Common idea in J schools now is only J schooled can report.
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Credentialism is how we got Obama and Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)

278 175 Remember: The 1st Amendment would have been limited to those registered and approved, blessed by Justice Garland

This site would be a 404 page
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (flkAh)

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Garland is almost as radical as RBG. He never met a big government program he didn't think was just peachy.

The idea that he was a moderate was a message coup.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:09 PM (ANN96)

279 "Yeah, but that's still higher then the rates in the countries of Facebook and Twitter, plus those people aren't working 12 jobs like everybody here!" -- Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:09 PM (Xnqom)

280 >>Too much opioids and you need a spoon to take a shit.



Spoon.


....or, a Skip Loader.

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 24, 2019 02:09 PM (gou/W)

281 For the record, opioids constipate. See jokes about Elvis dying with many pounds of stuff in his colon or some such.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (ujg0T)

282 "Spoon!!!"
- the Tick high on whatever....

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (IQUu2)

283 Bush appears to be the go to boogeyman for everything now. Seems everyone is accepting the Leftist propaganda now that they were shoveling back then.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (Srnuc)

284 Trump actually could have been governor of NY, if he had run.

I once listened to a fascinating radio interview with a guy who was on Trump's exploratory committee. Back then, long before his POTUS run and all the associated baggage, he was polling around 40% in the boroughs and would have absolutely cleaned up upstate, easily giving him the win

In the end he didn't want to do it. A Repub governor in a solid blue state he felt he would be mostly a figurehead (he's right, see: Pataki, G.) and wouldn't be able to get stuff done. And Trump likes to get stuff done, bigly.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (+/7JY)

285 244 You left out: "I didn't have any scandals successes".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)

Not a smidgen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (f3oO4)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (pg90N)

286 Yes, but all the jobs are at McDonald's and you have to have 3 of them just to get by!!!

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (uLuPn)

287

Economic prosperity is Racist and a tool of White Supremacy because there is only so much money printed by the government so increasing wealth goes to those who make money at the cost of those who don't work and save!!!!!11!

Posted by: Injustice Studies Major at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (UFLLM)

288 272
From the previous thread:



BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM


Behold! The field in which I grow my f*cks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (jxbfJ)

289 283 Bush appears to be the go to boogeyman for everything now. Seems everyone is accepting the Leftist propaganda now that they were shoveling back then.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (Srnuc)



Nope. Bush alienated us NOT with the war, as the Left would have you believe, but with his Hispandering immigration foolishness.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (ujg0T)

290 In 19 and 69, you could buy a new car for $3500 and a deck of butts was 2 bits.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (88+cf)

291 286 Yes, but all the jobs are at McDonald's and you have to have 3 of them just to get by!!!
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (uLuPn)

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"We found the one person in the Tri-state county doing this to prove it! Here's the human interest story!"
-The media

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (ANN96)

292 The only way to get the labor force participation to go any higher you'd have to start a world war and being that Trump isn't your typical blood thirsty warmongering GOPe MIC jock sniffer the chances of him starting a pointless war are slim to none.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (mvoZp)

293 Ever notice at about 300 comments the discussion turns to shit?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (JFO2v)

294 280 >>Too much opioids and you need a spoon to take a shit.



Spoon.


....or, a Skip Loader.
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Strange day in the Marine Corps I came across a Marine on his knees with a Corpsman spooning his ass clean. Dehydration is a serious thing.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (2LelM)

295 293 Ever notice at about 300 comments the discussion turns to shit?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (JFO2v)

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I saw a good movie recently...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (ANN96)

296 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami


Do it!

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (uLuPn)

297 Most 2020 presidential campaigns seem to agree on impeaching Trump. Am I rude to say that is redundant?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (WEYIE)

298
Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan
59m
Peter Strzok told us that he would "love to answer each and every one of (our) questions" once the Mueller investigation concluded.

The investigation is over. Time to bring Strzok and the rest of the Comey Cabal back in to get those answers.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (BqBId)

299 Not a governor, no way. Run a senator to succeed Trump.
Posted by: New Normal



Conventional wisdom used to be just the opposite.
Because governors had the executive experience and senators didn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (Yzubb)

300 "51

My friends, you have nothing to fear from Uncle Joe, he feels you and is handy with OH GOD NO! Not the Acid Squirting Porcupine! Jesus Mary and Joseph it's on fire! OH GOD MY ASSHOLE JUST RIPPED!!!!! Pull it out pull it out! I'm shitting out my nose make it STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell Endorsing Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (UFLLM) "



Thank you, UFLLM !
I so needed a good LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (wA4OO)

301 Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)


Don't you think that was ALWAYS part of the plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (f3oO4)
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During the 2008 campaign, Barky had some economists on his team who put forth that very plan, one of them was a dummy named Guaducci or Gharadelli or something, her name made me think of that fancy chocolate company.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (e9omi)

302 "Yeah, but they'll have loads of beer and donuts."

Oh rilly......

Posted by: Gigantic Sta-Puff Marshmallow Megan, tromping through town. at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (951Yv)

303 You're too white, too white baby
better run for shelter, run for shade.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (Hg4NE)

304 Watch for Bernie to go after Biden immediately.

Most of the other dims have time on their side

This is the swan song for Bernie, now or never

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (DPjeO)

305 Behold! The field in which I grow my f*cks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (jxbfJ)

nary a fuck grown harvested or given

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (JFO2v)

306 There was a new thread call on the ONT at comment #986 and everyone quit before 1K?
Where is the drive? The ambition?

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (BbGew)

307 Mike Pence was a great governor and is a good VP. However it will be tough for anyone to follow PDT due to his personality, charisma, oh what the hell, his over the top personality.
Mike Pence is a very vanilla politician. I'm sure he has a personality, however it's so much different from PDT's and the electorate will be looking for someone like PDT. They won't find it but they'll look.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (N3JsI)

308 has there been any coverage of the driver that deliberately hit eight people in sunnyvale, saturday?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (MTjB1)

309 Our Bush Recession was brought to us by the Clinton Mortgage Ponzi Scheme. Bush just had the bad luck of being Prez when the German's stopped buying GNMAs.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)

310 As I said, I quite like Pence so I hope I'm wrong. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

He is a decent, disciplined man with some skill as a legislator. But he doesn't have the overwhelming charisma of a Trump, or even an Obama, and he hasn't impressed as a leader. I actually don't blame him, I certainly couldn't function as a President, but people can see that relative weakness. No one's taken that path independently since Carter, and Bush the Greater only won election because of the overwhelming advantages he inherited from Reagan. His fate will warn people away from trying something similar with Pence. And Trump knows it.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (pZ+Vo)

311 274 Not a governor, no way. Run a senator to succeed Trump.
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Hg4NE)



Such as....?

Anyway, I am just looking at recent history: Current or former Governors become President often, Veeps sometimes, Senators, Generals occasionally, with Trump being a really unique individual.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)

312 In Neon Genesis Evangelion apparently the only sane character in the series is the penguin Pen-Pen. But because he is roommates with functional alcoholic Misato he has been observed drinking beer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (IQUu2)

313 305 Behold! The field in which I grow my f*cks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (jxbfJ)

nary a fuck grown harvested or given
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (JFO2v)

No fucks created or saved?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

314 DNR (Wa state) decided to remove the last two piers at our place on the river. They left these in when we had to remove the dock. Now, they have decided that these piers that have been in the water since the 70s must be leaking creosote into the river. We're going to have to go back to court if they try to charge us, since they could have removed them when they had the equipment out here. (And we actually removed the dock and the other piers ourselves.)

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (JKNZq)

315 Trump 2020

Pence 2024

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (uLuPn)

316 308 has there been any coverage of the driver that deliberately hit eight people in sunnyvale, saturday?

No name yet.. They're probably busy trying to find some way to blame Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (O2RFr)

317 290 In 19 and 69, you could buy a new car for $3500 and a deck of butts was 2 bits.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (88+cf


Corvette convertible was less than $6K!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (f3oO4)

318 "only Jschooled can report"

That's nonsense. I was a reporter for a radio station...hired fresh out of high school. I could slant a story better than the pros.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (NF9CI)

319 President Trump has been the best Republican in a long time, these 'Nevers' need to shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (BbGew)

320 In 19 and 69, you could buy a new car for $3500 and a deck of butts was 2 bits.
Posted by: Roland THTG


In 19 & 69, the average income was $5800.00.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (Yzubb)

321 Such as....?

Anyway, I am just looking at recent history: Current or former Governors become President often, Veeps sometimes, Senators, Generals occasionally, with Trump being a really unique individual.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)


MITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (DPjeO)

322 No name yet.. They're probably busy trying to find some way to blame Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at A



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (MTjB1)

323 This is not who we are as Americans.

Posted by: Barak Ubama at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (koNhm)

324 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami

+++

This is a joke right?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (HWL85)

325 309 Our Bush Recession was brought to us by the Clinton Mortgage Ponzi Scheme. Bush just had the bad luck of being Prez when the German's stopped buying GNMAs.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)


Always liked Bush, he listened when we spoke to him.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (Hg4NE)

326 This is another data point that Hayek was correct, Keynes wrong.

Hayek, the Economy is organic, leave it alone and let it run.

Keynes, Government intervention is needed.

Trump, deregulates and Economy takes off.

Obama passes historic amounts of regulation, and intervenes continuously with bailouts and such, and the economy stagnated.

Case, closed.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

327 Empress,

Because Pence is more wooden than Race Bannon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (IQUu2)


That.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (mf5HN)

328 Always liked Bush, he listened when we spoke to him.

I've lost all respect for the family

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (O2RFr)

329 326
Obama passes historic amounts of regulation, and intervenes continuously with bailouts and such, and the economy stagnated.

Case, closed.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

==============

"You haven't heard of Monetary Theory! Dummy!"
-AOC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (ANN96)

330 106


September 1969:



A rakish Muammar Khaddafi Qaddaffi Gaddafi whatever takes over Libya.



The Brady Bunch premieres



Ho Chi Minh dies but the Vietnam war continues




Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (HWL85)

*
*
. . .
Started junior year in high school. Tough year, with English, U.S. history, chemistry, Algebra II, and Spanish III.

Still remember the Spanish, and even a little chemistry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:17 PM (elsTe)

331 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.

She asked me and the other 29 year old in the office.

Together we are Mom.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:17 PM (uLuPn)

332 I've lost all respect for the family
Posted by: It's me donna at A



quit making me agree with you so much

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:17 PM (MTjB1)

333 As I said, I quite like Pence so I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (mf5HN)


I like him, too, but we need someone who is capable of breaking off a beer bottle and jamming it in the Reds' faces.

Anything short of that will result in failure, because the candidate will be up against the MSM, Hollywood, academia, Soros, etc. all trying to do the same to him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:17 PM (pg90N)

334 318 "only Jschooled can report"

That's nonsense. I was a reporter for a radio station...hired fresh out of high school. I could slant a story better than the pros.
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (NF9CI)

not my rules! just saying!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (JFO2v)

335 "You haven't heard of Monetary Theory! Dummy!"
-AOC

If it ain't broke don't fix it

Posted by: AOC and the fantastic VA that we should all have as our medical plan at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (O2RFr)

336 320 In 19 and 69, you could buy a new car for $3500 and a deck of butts was 2 bits.
Posted by: Roland THTG

In 1973, i bought a new signal red MB 280 SL for less than 10K. One of the 3 cars I own I wish I had back.

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (DPjeO)

337 323 This is not who we are as Americans.

Posted by: Barak Ubama at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (koNhm)


Excuse me, but what do you know about being an American?

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (uLuPn)

338 316 308 has there been any coverage of the driver that deliberately hit eight people in sunnyvale, saturday?

No name yet.. They're probably busy trying to find some way to blame Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (O2RFr)



Placing my bets:
1. Muslim
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ujg0T)

339 335 If it ain't broke don't fix it
Posted by: AOC and the fantastic VA that we should all have as our medical plan at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (O2RFr)

===========

I swear to God...I cannot wait for Bill Kristol to endorse her somehow. The chickenhawk pushing the girl who thinks the VA is just in amazing shape.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ANN96)

340 "The economy will only grow when the federal government forces all construction companies to use spoons instead of digging equipment for all excavation projects."

aND, aaaaaaand, uhhhh....

Get rid of all those job crushing ATMs.

Posted by: Barky O'Braindead, lounging (semi) nude on Necker Island at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (951Yv)

341 26 This is another data point that Hayek was correct, Keynes wrong.

Hayek, the Economy is organic, leave it alone and let it run.

Keynes, Government intervention is needed.

Trump, deregulates and Economy takes off.

Obama passes historic amounts of regulation, and intervenes continuously with bailouts and such, and the economy stagnated.

Case, closed.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)


This.

It's a experiment with positive and negative controls. The very best kind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (pg90N)

342 never enough caffeine: "Mike Pence is a very vanilla politician. I'm sure he has a personality, however it's so much different from PDT's and the electorate will be looking for someone like PDT. They won't find it but they'll look."

Yeah, a political culture shock for certain.

We're never getting another Trump, so it's best not to focus on that model. But a hard as nails media-prepped conservative in the Deplorable sense? I think that's doable. S/he just won't have the gravitas of a Trump, though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (6eEQ+)

343 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.

+++

Pop out the eye and soak for an hour in salt water

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (HWL85)

344 The MB was a 72 with 1100 miles demo

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (DPjeO)

345 No name yet.. They're probably busy trying to find some way to blame Trump

Isaiah J. Peoples is the registered owner of the car.

Posted by: Bert G at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (tOP4K)

346 I like Pence. I think he's a man we can work with.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (Hg4NE)

347 Placing my bets:
1. Muslim
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ujg0T)



My first bet is old person who stepped on the accelerator and not the brakes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (mf5HN)

348 Isaiah J. Peoples is the registered owner of the car.

There's something then

Posted by: AOC and the fantastic VA that we should all have as our medical plan at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (O2RFr)

349 Muslim
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???
Posted by: Curmudgeon at A


my guess is muslim. how the fuck do we not have the name for some guy arrested saturday?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (MTjB1)

350 321 Such as....?

Anyway, I am just looking at recent history: Current or former Governors become President often, Veeps sometimes, Senators, Generals occasionally, with Trump being a really unique individual.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)


MITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (DPjeO)



Mitt was a Governor, he sadly fits the pattern.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (ujg0T)

351 343 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.

My guess is get all the pigs out first

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (DPjeO)

352 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.


Warm compress, wash eyelids with baby shampoo.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (+FCSF)

353 >> Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.

______________

You don't, you get rid of it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (1ISKN)

354 My first bet is old person who stepped on the accelerator and not the brakes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at A


story I read said that they have not ruled out terrorism.

maybe an old muslim.



Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (MTjB1)

355 saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%


Hehheheh. You'll never guess who.

Posted by: Polar bears that supposedly all died at once at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (nEOLy)

356 The name would have rolled off the tongue better if the middle name had been something like 'Mai'

Isaiah Mai People!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (IQUu2)

357 As a rule, WHO becomes President? I believe in this order:
1. Governors (Current or former)
2. Veeps
3. Senators
4. Generals (one could argue that Trump as a Captain of Industry could fit here)


I think we've had as may captains of industry become president as generals (Grant/Eisenhower vs Hoover/Trump)

We have only had three sitting senators become president (Harding, Kennedy, and Obama). Sixteen total former senators have become president but they had other jobs as well like governor in between so that muddies things up a bit.

14 vice presidents have become president but of those Arthur, Roosevelt, Truman, and Johnson took office because of the death of the president so they don't really count.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (39g3+)

358 story I read said that they have not ruled out terrorism.

maybe an old muslim.


Isaiah Peoples?

Posted by: AOC and the fantastic VA that we should all have as our medical plan at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (O2RFr)

359 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.

My guess is get all the pigs out first
Posted by: REDACTED at A




damn, you old guys are faster than most would guess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (MTjB1)

360 Anyway, I am just looking at recent history: Current or former Governors become President often, Veeps sometimes, Senators, Generals occasionally, with Trump being a really unique individual.

What scares the bien pensants is the idea that Anyone Can Do This Shit, might catch on, you don't have to be a 'made man' politician.

The closest to Trump in the past hundred-plus years was Hoover, but even there Heebert had had a bunch more involvement in the government-political space than Trump.

Posted by: Dino-Fil-A, Eat Mor Bronto at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (8erNz)

361 Every night at 9:30 pm EST, WKRP in Cincinnati is on one of our local stations.

I love watching it. Reminds me of how cool we all were back then.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (uLuPn)

362 Best thing for a stye is to teabag it. Heh heh. But it's true.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (+/7JY)

363 For a stye first thing is what not to do, rub or scratch it.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (BbGew)

364 We're never getting another Trump, so it's best not to focus on that model. But a hard as nails media-prepped conservative in the Deplorable sense? I think that's doable. S/he just won't have the gravitas of a Trump, though.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (6eEQ+)


Mick Mulvaney fits that bill if he can get asshole lessons from Stephen Miller (and I say that with utmost admiration).

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (I54dk)

365 Hehheheh. You'll never guess who.

Posted by: Polar bears that supposedly all died at once at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (nEOLy)



We have a weight reduction program for you.

Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Hg4NE)

366 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.

She asked me and the other 29 year old in the office.

Together we are Mom.

Posted by: ALH


Pick up after the pig occasionally.
Change out the mud often.
Provide fresh water daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Yzubb)

367 Stye treatment:. Warm compresses and antibiotic optic salve.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (NF9CI)

368 I guess you could include Zachary Taylor and George Washington as generals who won the presidency.

And I should note that the first few vice presidents were just the other party's losing nominee so I'm not sure they really count as VPs who won later.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (39g3+)

369 All these poor workers not having time to paint...

Posted by: Speaker Pelosi at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (ySZHT)

370 354 My first bet is old person who stepped on the accelerator and not the brakes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at A


Could be, happened to me while I was set up at an antique show at Round Top TX in the early 90's.

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (DPjeO)

371 343 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.

+++

Pop out the eye and soak for an hour in salt water

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (HWL85)

Then cauterize, with hot iron. Obviously.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (0rsWa)

372
Placing my bets:
1. Muslim

2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.

3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???


Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ujg0T)


4) Has a long running beef with Google

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (TAmPV)

373 "Flyover Country Losers Too Stoned On Opiods To
Apply For Unemployment Benefits"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (t5m5e)

374 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.
******
There are Eyedrops for Styes

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (BqBId)

375 I love how they make a product called "Stye."

Simple and to-the-point.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (+/7JY)

376 Isaiah Peoples

Supposedly mumbling, "I love you, Jesus" when arrested.

I'm going with drugs and/or alcohol on this one.

Posted by: Bert G at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (tOP4K)

377 Pick up after the pig occasionally.
Change out the mud often.
Provide fresh water daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Yzubb)

Lol. thats what i read too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (0rsWa)

378 my guess is muslim. how the fuck do we not have the name for some guy arrested saturday?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM

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Of course. If it was a white guy we'd know his name, for sure.

LE @ the federal level and in lefty areas have two main duties:

1.) Cover for Democrats

2.) Cover for Muslim terrorists

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (5aX2M)

379 I love how they make a product called "Stye."

Simple and to-the-point.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (+/7JY)


Like "Boil"

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (uLuPn)

380 Next will be a commercial titled - "Living with a Stye"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (IQUu2)

381 For next president:

Tom Cotton, Mike Pompeo, Dan Crenshaw.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (BCg2A)

382 Then cauterize, with hot iron. Obviously.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (0rsWa)


Double or nothing that I can bite my other eye!

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (I54dk)

383 380 Next will be a commercial titled - "Living with a Stye"


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (IQUu2)


And it will be on all you all's Facebook page, too.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (uLuPn)

384 My husband had some you tube thing on yesterday. There was a new book out by some woman that was an intern back in the day, and banging John Kennedy. Really interesting to listen to them fall all over themselves to talk about how that was acceptable behavior for a President. And they talked about how Bobby Kennedy ran for President "to reclaim the throne".

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (JKNZq)

385 371 343 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.
-------------------------
Eyepatch and a Pirate Arrgh!

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (2LelM)

386 Slowly but surely you morons are restoring my happy day.
Good one, rickb223. Taking your advice to heart. The pig appreciates it.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (NF9CI)

387 357 As a rule, WHO becomes President? I believe in this order:
1. Governors (Current or former)
2. Veeps
3. Senators
4. Generals (one could argue that Trump as a Captain of Industry could fit here)

I think we've had as may captains of industry become president as generals (Grant/Eisenhower vs Hoover/Trump)

We have only had three sitting senators become president (Harding, Kennedy, and Obama). Sixteen total former senators have become president but they had other jobs as well like governor in between so that muddies things up a bit.

14 vice presidents have become president but of those Arthur, Roosevelt, Truman, and Johnson took office because of the death of the president so they don't really count.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (39g3+)



It makes sense. Doing my history:
2016: Trump (Captain of Industry) defeats Shrillary (Senator)
2012: Obamunist (Senator) defeats Mittens (Governor)
2008: Obamunist (Senator) defeats McLame (Senator)
2004: Bush Jr. (Governor) defeats Kerry (Senator)
2000: Bush Jr. (Governor) defeats narrowly Goreon (Veep and former Senator)
1996: Bubba Clinton (Governor) defeats Dole (Senator)
1992: Bubba Clinton (Governor) defeats Bush Elder (Veep)
1988: Bush Elder (Veep) defeats Ducacas (Governor)
1984: Uncle Ron (Governor) defeats Mondull (Veep)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (ujg0T)

388 Next will be a commercial titled - "Living with a Stye"


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (IQUu2)


And it will be on all you all's Facebook page, too.
Posted by: ALH



It'll be all over the HQ's home page for a week.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (Yzubb)

389 361
Every night at 9:30 pm EST, WKRP in Cincinnati is on one of our local stations.



I love watching it. Reminds me of how cool we all were back then.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .

When it started, I had been working as a DJ myself for a year or two. I couldn't imagine (a) how they could let their records run so long without checking their headphones and (b) how management could run a station with what seemed to be only two DJs.

But I liked it. Especially Jan Smithers as Bailey. A few years later, I married a girl who looked a *lot* like her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (elsTe)

390 364 We're never getting another Trump, so it's best not to focus on that model. But a hard as nails media-prepped conservative in the Deplorable sense? I think that's doable. S/he just won't have the gravitas of a Trump, though.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (6eEQ+)

Mick Mulvaney fits that bill if he can get asshole lessons from Stephen Miller (and I say that with utmost admiration).
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (I54dk)
-------

Okay, so this is going to sound crazy....how about Lindsey Graham 2.0.

He's come around on Trump is now a big supporter. He's in line with most of Trumps policies. Experienced. Sense of humor. See's the big picture that the Dem's are batshit crazy.

Downside, he still want's amnesty but if he gets the wall built and shuts down illegal immigration, we'll talk.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

391
Next will be a commercial titled - "Living with a Stye"

Boogie With Stye

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (TAmPV)

392 If you look at the number of VPs that succeed a living President of the same ticket the number is vanishingly small. I can't think of the last one, someone else can help on this one.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (8erNz)

393 By the way, my junior year in high school? I said I remembered some of the chemistry and the Spanish?

Mainly I remember several of the very hot girls in my classes. They've heated up my dreams for a long long time. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (elsTe)

394 The Conservative Case for Living with Styes

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (+/7JY)

395
Like "Boil"
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (uLuPn)


Do you mean Boil Ease? They changed the formula a long while back and got rid of the ingredient that actually works. You can buy ichthammol ointment on Amazon or in a saddlery store since it's the effective ingredient that was removed. Of course the smallest size you can get is a ten-lifetimes supply.

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (I54dk)

396 362 Best thing for a stye is to teabag it. Heh heh. But it's true.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (+/7JY)

oh boy

Posted by: corie b at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (JFO2v)

397 Next will be a commercial titled - "Living with a Stye"

Boogie With Stye
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


Rock song - Lucy in the Stye with Diamonds

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (Yzubb)

398 374 Coworker wants to know how to care for a stye.
******


Preparation H, I read that styes and assholes are quite similar

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (DPjeO)

399 SOME STYE

Posted by: Charlotte's Web at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (gou/W)

400 392 If you look at the number of VPs that succeed a living President of the same ticket the number is vanishingly small. I can't think of the last one, someone else can help on this one.

Oh yeah, Bush Forty-One. Now keep going back, and back, and back from there.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (8erNz)

401 384 My husband had some you tube thing on yesterday. There was a new book out by some woman that was an intern back in the day, and banging John Kennedy. Really interesting to listen to them fall all over themselves to talk about how that was acceptable behavior for a President. And they talked about how Bobby Kennedy ran for President "to reclaim the throne".
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (JKNZq)

I think she was the one that Jack told her, Hey Frank over there is under some stress, why don't you swim over there and blow him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (bLJjI)

402 But I liked it. Especially Jan Smithers as Bailey. A few years later, I married a girl who looked a *lot* like her.

winning

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (39g3+)

403 Bailey Quarters. Ah, those faps of olde.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (+/7JY)

404 1980: Uncle Ron (Governor) defeats Jimmuh (Governor)
1976: Jimmuh (Governor) defeats Ford (Veep, appointed President)
1972: Tricky Dick (Veep) defeats McGovern (Senator)
1968: Tricky Dick (Veep) defeats Humphrey (Veep and Senator)
1964: LBJ (Senator and Veep) defeats Goldwater (Senator)
1960: JFK (Senator) defeats Nixon (Veep)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (ujg0T)

405 What scares the bien pensants is the idea that Anyone Can Do This Shit, might catch on, you don't have to be a 'made man' politician.

Absolutely this. The Uniparty was already determined never to have another internal upstart like Reagan happen again and then this? I'm glad DJT uses his own hired muscle.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

406 Oh yeah, Bush Forty-One. Now keep going back, and back, and back from there.

Fatboy Slim followed TR, right?

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (8erNz)

407 380 Next will be a commercial titled - "Living with a Stye"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (IQUu2)

MTV 16 and a stye

Posted by: corie b at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (JFO2v)

408 Now, we need to address the coworker talking about their disgusting medical problems at work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (1ISKN)

409 Grand Illusion was Stye's best album.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (xPJvm)

410 Stye Pilot

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (+/7JY)

411 Placing my bets:
1. Muslim
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???
Posted by: Curmudgeon

5. Posting on a political discussion site while driv

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (uGKH7)

412 We have only had three sitting senators become president (Harding, Kennedy, and Obama).

I don't know about Harding, but otherwise that list suggests Senators are a bad bet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (pg90N)

413 Is it just me or did KLG just lower the cringeworthy bar with her TAKL commercials

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (DPjeO)

414 >>You can buy ichthammol ointment on Amazon


Or just make your own with some Yellow Perch Livers, Blackpowder and Vodka.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (gou/W)

415 Now, we need to address the coworker talking about their disgusting medical problems at work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Nurse! Can you take a look at Bill's prolapsed anus?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (Yzubb)

416 384
My husband had some you tube thing on yesterday. There was a new book
out by some woman that was an intern back in the day, and banging John
Kennedy. Really interesting to listen to them fall all over themselves
to talk about how that was acceptable behavior for a President. And they
talked about how Bobby Kennedy ran for President "to reclaim the
throne".

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019

*
*. . .
At B and N last night, I spied a cover for one of those Time/Life books, this one about Jackie K's sense of style. I didn't pick it up, but the contrast between Jackie ca. 1962 and Moochelle ca. 2010( and following) is mind-bending.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (elsTe)

417 AlanParsons Project : 'Eye with a Stye'

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (gou/W)

418 If you look at the number of VPs that succeed a living President of the same ticket the number is vanishingly small. I can't think of the last one, someone else can help on this one.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (8erNz)

GHWB was the last one.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (ffYR/)

419 AoSHQ Stye Guide

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (JFO2v)

420
Jefferson Styeship

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (TAmPV)

421 Or just make your own with some Yellow Perch Livers, Blackpowder and Vodka.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (gou/W)

is that taken orally?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (0rsWa)

422 Calling an audible.

Pesach friendly dinner will be Piedmontese ribeye and mashers.

Off to butcher shop.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (5aX2M)

423 Styemy was my favorite Our Gang-er.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (+/7JY)

424 'Stye
Stye
Stye
Is on my eye

Yes it is'

Posted by: Mich Jagger at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (gou/W)

425 Oh yeah, Bush Forty-One. Now keep going back, and back, and back from there.

Unless you count the death or resignation of the president it goes back a LONG ways before Bush the elder for a VP to immediately succeed their president. I think its Martin VanBuren (1832)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (39g3+)

426 Absolutely this. The Uniparty was already determined never to have another internal upstart like Reagan happen again and then this? I'm glad DJT uses his own hired muscle.

But Reagan had already been CA governor and active in GOP politics for two decades, he wasn't an 'internal upstart'.

Trump is sui generis, and therein lies the threat to the uniparty.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (8erNz)

427 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (5aX2M)

Per Supreme Court, Das Polizie have no duty to protect US citizens from criminals, their primary function, now, is protecting the criminals from the US citizens!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (f3oO4)

428 Journey: The wheel in the stye

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)

429 Dems 2020: The stye is the limit!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (pg90N)

430 Posting on a political discussion site while driv
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (uGKH7)

-------

LOLOLOL

now off to the butcher

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (5aX2M)

431 At B and N last night, I spied a cover for one of those Time/Life books, this one about Jackie K's sense of style. I didn't pick it up, but the contrast between Jackie ca. 1962 and Moochelle ca. 2010( and following) is mind-bending.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (elsTe)



If Melania were NOT married to a Republican and instead a Democrat First Lady, they would be swooning over her. We know this, and THEY know this.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (ujg0T)

432 402
But I liked it. Especially Jan Smithers as Bailey. A few years later, I married a girl who looked a *lot* like her.



winning

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .
Marriage didn't take. She turned out to be something -- hell, a lot -- of a sociopath. But it was fun for the five years it lasted. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (elsTe)

433 In The Stye

Posted by: Mark Knopfler at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (DPjeO)

434 417 AlanParsons Project : 'Eye with a Stye'

Good one! The pun plus additional bonus wordplay earns you the win.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (+/7JY)

435 >>is that taken orally?


Suppository.

Ace is right on this one Health subject: No true medicine is given orally.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (gou/W)

436 Marriage didn't take. She turned out to be something -- hell, a lot -- of a sociopath.


well.

A pretty face don't mean no pretty heart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)

437 Norman Somebody: "Stye Pilot"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (elsTe)

438 I think I'd even be satisfied with AG Bob Barr as a presidential candidate. Takes no guff, very analytical, process oriented, and a legal disposition to address a rogue Judiciary and government regulation.

Is he of the typical mold? Not by a long shot. But the idea of reimposing strict law as written and getting the Judiciary in order has great appeal to me since it's been neglected for generations.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (6eEQ+)

439 Stye livin' On Me-e

Posted by: Bon Bon Jovi at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (nEOLy)

440 I cure my Stye-i
Only for the moment
and the moments' gone.....

Posted by: Kansas at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (nEOLy)

441 Trump is sui generis, and therein lies the threat to the uniparty.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (8erNz)


But the worst part is that Trump apparently cannot be blackmailed and he is not dependent on the big money donors, thus he is a fundamental threat to the "proper" way of doing political business!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (f3oO4)

442 Norman Greenbaum did Spirit in the Stye. It was Eric Burden who did Stye Pilot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)

443 Norman Somebody: "Stye Pilot"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (elsTe)


That was Eric Burdon.

I think you are thinking of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Stye"

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (I54dk)

444 RE: WKRP - Some say "Jennifer", some say "Bailey". I think "both" should be an option.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (6eEQ+)

445 437 Norman Somebody: "Stye Pilot"

That was "Spirit in the Stye."

"Stye Pilot" was Eric Burden.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (+/7JY)

446 444 RE: WKRP - Some say "Jennifer", some say "Bailey". I think "both" should be an option.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (6eEQ+)



Ginger vs. Mary Ann 2.0?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (ujg0T)

447 But Reagan had already been CA governor and active in GOP politics for two decades, he wasn't an 'internal upstart'.

He ran a primary challenge to incumbent Gerald Ford. Do you think the GOPe was happy with that?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (y7DUB)

448 Tattoo talking to Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Eyeland -"The Stye! The Stye! The Stye!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (jxbfJ)

449 Lucy in the Stye with Diamonds.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (2LelM)

450 He ran a primary challenge to incumbent Gerald Ford. Do you think the GOPe was happy with that?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (y7DUB)



Obviously not. Nonetheless, Uncle Ron was NOT a complete outsider in the way Trump is.

I am reminded of how the Leftist snivelers used to scoff that Uncle Ron was an actor, never minding that between that and President he was also a Union Boss, Real Estate Developer, Republican Party Chairman, and Governor.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (ujg0T)

451 WisRich: "Okay, so this is going to sound crazy....how about Lindsey Graham 2.0."

I don't trust him. At all. I think he'll always revert to type which is to say multi-nationalist, interventionist, big-gov native that will pander as necessary to win elections and then do everything I generally loathe.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (6eEQ+)

452 Lucy in the Stye with Diamonds.
Posted by: Puddin Head


See #397.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (Yzubb)

453 451 WisRich: "Okay, so this is going to sound crazy....how about Lindsey Graham 2.0."

I don't trust him. At all. I think he'll always revert to type which is to say multi-nationalist, interventionist, big-gov native that will pander as necessary to win elections and then do everything I generally loathe.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (6eEQ+)



THIS. "We're going to tell the bigots (meaning you and I concerned about the border mess) to shut up...." still infuriates me.

Like pundit Hugh Hewitt, who did much the same to us sounding the alarm about illegal aliens back in 1994, I think Lindsey is not fully trustworthy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (ujg0T)

454 Curmudgeon: "Ginger vs. Mary Ann 2.0?"

Yep.

And, again, "both" should always be an option.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (6eEQ+)

455 There's a stye on my eye like a big pizza pie
That's a bacteria...

Posted by: human at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (0CeRG)

456 Yeah, they were blathering on about Jackie. I thought "Our current First Lady speaks five languages and was a professional model. Yet you can't bother to show any pictures of her."

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (JKNZq)

457
445
437 Norman Somebody: "Stye Pilot"



That was "Spirit in the Stye."



"Stye Pilot" was Eric Burden.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019

*

*
. . .
All those styes blur in my memory.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (elsTe)

458 81 The Chinese have been dragging their heels on a Trade Deal partly because of the promises the Democrats have been making to Impeach Trump.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gou/W)

---

What we pay you for? Stupid round eyes!

Posted by: The Chinese at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (hmR0V)

459 81 The Chinese have been dragging their heels on a Trade Deal partly because of the promises the Democrats have been making to Impeach Trump.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gou/W)

Yes. This bullshit poisons many areas of foreign and domestic policy Trump wants to change. That's why it enrages me that theres not more overt support by Republicans of what he has accomplished and their firm commitment to his agenda. There on br another Trump and the Dems have to be crushed before his terms are over.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (0rsWa)

460 When the moon hits your stye like a bigga pizza pie

That's amore...

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (T09ml)

461 RE: "Jobless rate lowest since Sept. '69":

September 1969, eh?... let's PONDER that date. Nixon had been in office for about 9 months, & 500000 "workers" were "employed full time" in Viet Nam!

So Trump's policies have created near full employment, something not seen since the nation was at war.

Posted by: mnw at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (Cssks)

462 I submit that the Chinese are NOT dragging their feet on the trade agreement at all. Where's the evidence for that?

Multiple sources (WSJ; CNBC) say the treaty is expected to be signed in late May or mid-June.

The Chinese invented the abacus, remember? They can count real good, & they know that impeachment is a mirage, with a GOP majority in the Senate.

Posted by: mnw at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (Cssks)

Butterball Powerbottom: Trump Telling Officials to Skip the White House Correspondents Dinner, and the Savage Mockery That Sarah Sanders Endured Last Year, is an "Attack Against the Media"

Oh you poor sensitive dear.



Here's a reminder of the "valuable schmoozing" White House officials can expect at this "festive event."

As the Washington Post headlined it, the WHCD emcee "eviscerated" Sanders.

Mark Dice hasn't done a dub of this proclamation from Tater yet, but he did one of Sweet Brian whining about the Mueller report.

That video is something else -- there, Tater makes the case that unhinged media speculation "has value too" because it permits melt-brained lunatics a place to go where they can feel validated.

In so many words -- he says it gives people "a place to turn to" where they can see other people "who want to know the answers," or something like that.

And speaking of morbidly obese gender-ambiguous propagandists:



People seem to find this exchange unlikely.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:19 PM




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1
New name - Thumbeliina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:20 PM (zBaqJ)

2 What the hell?

New name - Thumbellina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (zBaqJ)

3 Pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (5tb4C)

4 Tater is only 33.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

5 The shit-filled Human condom is trying to expel more feces, I see.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (UnA8+)

6 4 Tater is only 33.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)


His bra size.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (zBaqJ)

7 I prefer to listen to tater in the alternate voice...

Posted by: DXO at April 24, 2019 12:23 PM (nzKWW)

8 Journolistas are finding out that no one cares about them except themselves. Which was the whole reason for the stupid dinner.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

9 >>Tater is only 33.


What's his Cup Size, though?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:23 PM (gou/W)

10 5 The shit-filled Human condom is trying to expel more feces, I see.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (UnA8+)


LOL.

Shambling bi-pedal colostomy bag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:23 PM (zBaqJ)

11 Poor Bill Kristol, he used to be somebody.

Now he's reduced to a pseudo-Republican Pomeranian, circling and yipping shrilly, nipping at President Trump's ankles

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (T09ml)

12 CNN has really decayed. They were a lame news source that turned into a really biased news source and now have just turned into a ranting propaganda outlet for the Democratic Party. They don't do news any more. They just spew talking points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (39g3+)

13 I will incessantly celebrate real attacks on the media.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (pZ+Vo)

14 bill kristol is getting just as bad as Tom Friedman, with all of his infinite chats with Wise Cab Drivers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

15 Bill Kristol is flying off to interview a new bull for his wife..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (so+oy)

16 Me: Hello sir, what is your identification?

Him: Why I'm a rock-ribbed conservative. I've been voting Republican since the 1870s, fought alongside John Wayne in WWII, and was the secret behind-the-scenes advisor to Nancy Reagan.

Me: And what are your feelings today?

Him: My favorites are Bernie Sanders and Kamala Harris! Trump is Satan incarnate. Socialism forever!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (5tb4C)

17 What's his Cup Size, though?

His bro is a 45A, he doesn't even have that going for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+)

18 Straight forward from here:

1. Dis-invite Trump the first year of his presidency.
2. Cruelly mock his representative Sarah Sanders.
3. Trump decide F this, I'm not attending next year.
4. Claim that it's time to rethink and pair down the event, that actually, celebrities not needed.
5. Whine the 3rd year of Trump's presidency that Trump's continued alienation/decision to skip it is "an attack."

Can't wait to what happens next year, --IF-- it even happens.

*whistles tune for "I can turn you inside out with what I choose not to do.."*

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (W+vEI)

19 The shit-filled Human condom is trying to expel more feces, I see.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (UnA8+)

------

Ive posted before that Tater looks like a ribbed condom stuffed with five pounds of sugar cookie dough and a smiley face drawn in on the reservoir tip.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

20 Kristol's guy has been a gate agent for 31 years?

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (ykq7q)

21 Refusing to join me for dinner is an attack on me.

Posted by: zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (nEOLy)

22 9 >>Tater is only 33.


What's his Cup Size, though?
Posted by: garrett


IQ

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (5tb4C)

23 The media has turned into a pack of unruly petulant feral children who need a good spanking and sent to their rooms. Failing that, to the gibbet for the lot starting with Jim Acoster and April Dumass Ryan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (IQUu2)

24 Kristol's guy has been a gate agent for 31 years?
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019

+++++


So really a Democrat, then.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (T09ml)

25 4 Tater is only 33.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

33 regular-sized humans.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)

26 bill kristol is getting just as bad as Tom Friedman, with all of his infinite chats with Wise Cab Drivers.

Remember all of Dick Gephardt's imaginary friends he discussed things with and got ideas from? Even the media thought it was pathetic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (39g3+)

27 Woke gate agents really bring out my inner homosexual.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (SkuXa)

28
Yes Bill...... Im sure all gate attendants know who you .... were.... and jocularly encourage you to "fight on".


**makes jerkoff motion.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

29 Winning: PDT gets the DC health inspector to show up the morning of the WHCD and they close the kitchen.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (0tfLf)

30

EM CHILI-CHEESE DIP FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (GEhPL)

31 It's like the Holocaust all over again... It really is

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (flINI)

32 >>bill kristol is getting just as bad as Tom Friedman, with all of his infinite chats with Wise Cab Drivers.



Wait 'till he takes a blue collar childhood friend to lunch at a chi-chi NYC deli!

Posted by: David Brooks at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

33 ME : I just flew in from my wife's gangbang...Boy are my arms tired!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (gou/W)

34 A 33 year old potato? No wonder he's so rotten.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (v0R5T)

35 Ahoy!

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (Bh++b)

36 My friend T-Bone says that Bill Kristol made that gate attendant up.

Posted by: Corey Booker at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (iys0/)

37
I'd go to the dinner if it involved hurling rotten vegetables and dung at Michelle Wolf and Wanda Syke-o.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (zBaqJ)

38 It's sad that the Rear Admiral is just making shit up.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (b/zae)

39 The nickname "Tater" has to be the most perfect put-down ever.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (T09ml)

40 not long ago I was flying from JAX to CHI and there collecting his bags was the princeling himself, Bill Kristol going to the baggage claim area; and I smiled because I read this website everyday

Posted by: paulnjax at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (nbaBy)

41 Who the fuck pays for this "dinner" that is really a fucking nerd prom.
If the douchebag journolisters want to have a dinner let their organizations pay for it.

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (dKm4U)

42 Kapn'n Kristol is doing it wrong. Should have made it a 5-year old.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (+/7JY)

43 I suggest Stetlers nickname be changed to "Butterball Pillowbottom", which is more accurate, as there is absolutely nothing powerful about him.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (jjaLl)

44 Trump should serve them airline quality fish dinners. And lock the bathrooms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (IQUu2)

45 ME : I'd offer you a reacharound, but it wouldn't be nearly humiliating enough for me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (gou/W)

46 Get bent, Tater.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (Boy/L)

47 Brooke thinks everyone is ogling her leg, but the chyron is in the way.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

48 No one can justify the cruelty toward SHS. If even one of those correspondents had a spark of decency, they would have stood up and booed.

Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (WvFai)

49 41 Who the fuck pays for this "dinner" that is really a fucking nerd prom.
If the douchebag journolisters want to have a dinner let their organizations pay for it.
Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (dKm4U)

"Nerd Prom" my ass.

"Back-Bitey Bitch Prom".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (UnA8+)

50 ME : I just flew in from my wife's gangbang...Boy are my arms tired!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (gou/W)

Cap'n Bill just wants Donnie "Two Scoops" to notice him. Once he gets the courtship out of the way, Bill will ask Trump if he can hold his cock and insert it into his wife so she can know what pleasure is.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (3sjI6)

51 43
I suggest Stetlers nickname be changed to "Butterball Pillowbottom",
which is more accurate, as there is absolutely nothing powerful about
him.....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (jjaLl)

He wreaks of despair and rejection.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

52 His bra size.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (zBaqJ)

For his Tater Tits

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (+/7JY)

53 Any comment I make from my home device is being deleted.
I guess the ISP has been banned. However I have no idea if I've broken any site rue. If I have it's been inadvertent and I apologise though I'm still at a loss as to what I might have done.

If this gets through can someone explain why this has happened? I know I'm not long on this site butI enjoy the humour and ethos of the place and would be sad to not participate fully due to a misunderstanding.

If any moron or site admin could help it would be appreciated, thanks


RVS.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (sOaKz)

54 Rear Admiral Kristol has to caper and cavort for his new master or he won't get any peanuts.

He's just a hurdy-gurdy type of simian.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (IQUu2)

55 >>an "attack on the media."

Trump should send mannequins.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)

56 The press is all angry at the president not attending the dinner because its all about them. They can be completely open about it, instead of just trying to work it into every news broadcast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (39g3+)

57 55 Trump should send mannequins.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)

Trumpy Bears.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (UnA8+)

58 >>I guess the ISP has been banned. However I have no idea if I've broken any site rue.


'Rudi - You have ruined my Gumbo!'

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (gou/W)

59 Bill is always on about his man-on-the-street interviews that happen when Joe Sixpack just recognizes him and tells him how awful Trump is. Usually. Sometimes they like Trump, and Bill gets mad.

It's ludicrous. It never happens. Nobody recognizes Kristol aside from politics nerds like us. 99% of people just see a tubby, wheezing, gout-ridden rich guy with an attitude problem.

It's like if the sound guy from a B-movie studio kept carrying on about all the people who recognize him and praise his work.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:33 PM (5aX2M)

60 Trump should serve them airline quality fish dinners. And lock the bathrooms.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (IQUu2)

And the liquor cabinets. Liquor helps make liberal comedians funny.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 12:33 PM (3sjI6)

61 >>Trump should send mannequins.


Dressed as Pepe the Frog.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:33 PM (gou/W)

62 Ah, so it's an attack that he is (again) having a rally on the night of the WHCD.

How many different ways did the MSM, and DC press in particular pick this fight with Trump?
Too many examples.

How about this, Tater: you speculated that Trump beat Melania so bad she was in hiding during a spell where she made no public appearances (but was seen un the WH).

After that, why should Trump opt to grace your little dinner in celebration of "free speech" and almost successfully getting him and a few of his kids locked up for treason?

Yeah, this is Trump's fault. *eye roll*

Posted by: David Brooks at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (W+vEI)

63 normally the conversation with EVERY agent is this "ID please; how many bags are you checking today; here is your boarding pass have a nice flight"
they have too many other passengers to be all Chatty Cathy with anyone

Posted by: paulnjax at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (nbaBy)

64 The media so wants to be persecuted.I mean not really murdered or anything just harsh language.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (AjVAj)

65 So what's this year's "entertainment"? Jen Rubin shooting hard boiled eggs?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (b/zae)

66 who need a good spanking and sent to their rooms.

This IS their spanking. Wait til the DOJ sends a few to their cells.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (FhXTo)

67 I like how the news crawl at the bottom of the CNN video is frozen at "ICKEE IRISH NEWS REPORTS"

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (Ez6QX)

68 Mannequins dressed in clothes more expensive than what the media hacks can afford. And each face would be labeled NPC1, NPC2, NPC3...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (IQUu2)

69 Technically, Two Gate Agents and Bill Kristols' Wife make a sandwich.

Fight me!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 12:35 PM (gou/W)

70 The news media had three choices before them when attacked by the president.

1) Carefully reexamine their content and behavior to see if what they are doing is flawed or wrong, and if he has a point
2) ignore him and go on doing what they do
3) Double down on all the things they are criticized for and whine when called on it

Their problem is that, as leftists, they project upon Trump what they would mean and do in his place by what he's saying. If they were in power and acted like that, it would mean at the very least an IRS colonoscopy and government agency abuse, and probably jail time if not the camps. So they think that's what he means.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)

71 When a dem is in the White House, the WHCD is all about sucking up to the White House.

With a rep in the White House, it's all about making the White House a target for their hate.

Trump is right, nobody from the White House should go and make themselves a punching bag for the hatefest that is the WHCD.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:35 PM (e9omi)

72 Oh cry me a freaking river you media sad-sacks.

Oh, and as for Billy KristolMeth's tweet. Yeah, I'll take "Shit That Absolutely Did NOT Happen" for $800, Alex.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 12:36 PM (fF3XF)

73 68 Mannequins dressed in clothes more expensive than what the media hacks can afford. And each face would be labeled NPC1, NPC2, NPC3...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (IQUu2)

With playback devices, on timers, staggered, to play back the "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" noise.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:36 PM (UnA8+)

74 Trump should send Muslims. Silent, impassive Muslims. In mufti.

Nervous smiles, sweaty palms. Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

75 It's like if the sound guy from a B-movie studio kept carrying on about all the people who recognize him and praise his work.

Dude! You're the guy in pink shorts holding the boom mic during the filming of A New Hope!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)

76 I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at April 24, 2019 12:37 PM (SkuXa)

77 Hey, it took me three or four minutes to compose this and then it got Willowed!

To the tune of Oklahoma!

Open borders
Where the scum comes sweeping from the south
Where the bullets are fleet
And the drugs are sweet
And the death comes like a cottonmouth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)

78 >> The press is all angry at the president not attending the dinner because its all about them. They can be completely open about it, instead of just trying to work it into every news broadcast.



"Why do you keep skipping an event where we pay a comedian to make rude jokes about you, your staff and your family while you have to sit there, grin and bear it?"

Had they been more sporting with Sarah Sanders that first year Trump probably would have attended the next one. However, by dis-inviting him AND abusing his proxy they burned the bridge. Recall that the press jumped to the defense of that vile comedian when people were horrified by her bad jokes.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

79 20 Kristol's guy has been a gate agent for 31 years?
__________________

Ima real go-getter, amigo!

Posted by: Immigrant gate agent at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (k4dH2)

80 There are no Reagan Republican gate agents at Reagan National. What Kristol describes here is a political Yeti.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (Boy/L)

81 What the Press don't understand is that they slit their own throats.

Political news is all about access to inside sources, and they have alienated a LOT of those sources.

Trump could get rid of the Press pool tomorrow is he wanted. He still retains Freedom of Speech for himself and his administration.

Now, of only the REST of the GOP would realize the power they actually have over the Press, things might change.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

82 Mannequins dressed in clothes more expensive than what the media hacks can afford.

I can so afford pants!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (iys0/)

83 WHCforD

They're easy to catch but awfully fatty and taste like the shit they're full of.

Posted by: NileCrocodiles at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (FhXTo)

84 80 There are no Reagan Republican gate agents at Reagan National. What Kristol describes here is a political Yeti.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (Boy/L)

MacGuffin?

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (NgKpN)

85 I actually think Trump SHOULD attend this thing.. and start off the night with a gag reel of all of the idiots in the room... one long one on "collusion! collusion!"

then one after another quoting them saying he's a traitor and a Putin pawn..

Then he should just drop the mic and walk out.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (so+oy)

86 Why should White House people go to a dinner where they know they will be mocked? That's not an attack, it's self-defense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (elsTe)

87 Yo, Barry, you did it my ni**a!

Posted by: Larry Wilmore at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (SkuXa)

88 I think the White House should hold a roast of the WHCD and all of the "journalists." Just totally eviscerate them. I would pay money to watch that.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (/5WQL)

89 Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: The theme of the 2019 WHCD at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (99KL3)

90 Fruitcake of the nerd prom.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (14qvS)

91 I believe Bill. I mean just last week this happened to me

Me: "Hello real person of flesh, I'm about to board this airplane."

Real Gate Agent That Is Real: "Aren't you that Jeopardy guy? Sorry, we can't let you board."

Me: "But why??"

RGATIR: "You're too handsome, it's a risk to all women on board. We're going to instead have a group of pornstars drive you back home in this Porsche 918 Spyder."

Me: *sigh* "I guess that's okay...."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (oZ6kz)

92 To the tune of Hang Down Your Head Tom Dooley:

Hang down your head Powerbottom
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head Powerbottom
They're all out of that pie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

93 I can so afford pants!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (iys0/)

-------

I believe Trump that you couldn't afford pants. But if you ever could you can't now. It would take the weekly output of a textiles mill, and you don't even have a job.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (5aX2M)

94 Trump should serve them airline quality fish dinners. And lock the bathrooms.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (IQUu2)

I know! Chick-fil-a. It would give the fake news networks a week of propaganda, since nothing says homophobia like Chick-fil-a.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (3sjI6)

95 85 I actually think Trump SHOULD attend this thing.. and start off the night with a gag reel of all of the idiots in the room... one long one on "collusion! collusion!"

then one after another quoting them saying he's a traitor and a Putin pawn..

Then he should just drop the mic and walk out.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (so+oy)

I love this idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (Ez6QX)

96 As a severely conservative,rock ribbed Reagan Republican I find Trump ,vulgar and disgusting.We need a real statesman like Mitt Romney.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (AjVAj)

97 I'm actually surprised the press expects anyone in Trump's camp to show up. Seriously, why would they? It's ridiculous. It's not a friends roasting friends, it's nasty political and personal attacks.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (jUVms)

98 86 Why should White House people go to a dinner where they know they will be mocked? That's not an attack, it's self-defense.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (elsTe)

He should go, with a SWAT Team.

"Hello, everybody! It's time for your Helicopter Rides!"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (UnA8+)

99 Years ago when Seattle had a Kingdom, they had the Army Rangers from Ft Lewis descend from the ceiling to open an event. Part of the opening was how the Rangers could rope in and take out an enemy camp. Well, according to legend, it got a bit out of hand and the mannequins who were the bad guys got pretty much torn apart by the Rangers. Occasionally you will here stories about the missing eye in Seattle.

Fast Forward to today.

Opening for a Nat's game.
A mock up of the CNN news desk is set up. Rangers parachute in and destroy it.
Crowd goes wild.
Nats go on to win.

The end.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (0tfLf)

100 Trump should send the FBI to round up the media coup conspirators and traitors.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (t6MX/)

101 >>I think the White House should hold a roast of the WHCD and all of the "journalists." Just totally eviscerate them. I would pay money to watch that.



He kinda is with his rally.
He will be roasting them bigly along with the Democrats, Mueller, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (W+vEI)

102 Anyone want to bet that the number of real, actual "Gate Agents" who work at National (or really any) Airport who are actual Reagan Republicans is anywhere north of zero.point.zero?

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (fF3XF)

103 Political news is all about access to inside sources, and they have alienated a LOT of those sources.

Yeah but there is always someone eager to step up and take their place because then they'll be important and be somebody because a REPORTER talked to them!

RGATIR: "You're too handsome, it's a risk to all women on board. We're going to instead have a group of pornstars drive you back home in this Porsche 918 Spyder."

...again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (39g3+)

104 Tater is only saying stupid shit like this because it keeps him in the limelight and makes him seem relevant. In fact, he and his network are more or less irrelevant.

It would great to see PDTS say very publicly and very prominently that CNN in general, and their 'star anchors' like Tater, Madcow and Acosta in particular are some of the stupidest and lazy fuckstick to have a job, and that if it weren't for airports, bus stations and laundromats, CNN would have no viewers.

Maybe he could do as he's pulling their press passes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (eIlkN)

105 POTUS should send Rip Taylor to pelt everyone with glitter and confetti.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

106 They should go to the correspondents dinner, storm the stage and give these mouthy condescending pricks a proper F'ing beat down. Maybe send others in their place to do it.

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2019 12:43 PM (1dvCZ)

107 Wait, the Rangers descended from the ceiling of the Kingdome? Even Juan Gonzalez?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (oZ6kz)

108 To the tune of Hang Down Your Head Tom Dooley:

Hang down your head Powerbottom
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head Powerbottom
They're all out of that pie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM



This time tomorrow
Reckon where I'll be
Stamping boarding passes
Out at Gate 33....

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (0tfLf)

109 >>"Why do you keep skipping an event where we pay a comedian to make rude jokes about you, your staff and your family while you have to sit there, grin and bear it?"

"Because you are insects. Barron, give them the correction."

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)

110 RGATIR: "You're too handsome, it's a risk to all women on board. We're going to instead have a group of pornstars drive you back home in this Porsche 918 Spyder."
Me: *sigh* "I guess that's okay...."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM


Been there, done that, laddie, except with Alex's mom along, too.

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (SI3DS)

111 Trump should send mannequins.

-
Mannequins at the NPC prom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

112
WHCforD
They're easy to catch but awfully fatty and taste like the shit they're full of.
Posted by: NileCrocodiles at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (FhXTo)




Now you're just being a carping critic.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (TAmPV)

113 From the implication, I think Bill Kristol was actually at Walmart trying to pick fights with the greeter.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (TN7xY)

114 It is a direct assault on Democracy when administration officials push back at the media.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (0QYMt)

115 implication of dates.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (TN7xY)

116 There are no Reagan Republican gate agents at Reagan National. What Kristol describes here is a political Yeti.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Having flown through Reagan National Airport many times, that statement seems very likely.

Most of the gate agents I have seen there are much younger than I am, and usually African-Americans, or perhaps some other minority.

Doubt they were "Reagan Republicans" back in the 80's.

If they were 18 and could vote in 1980, that would make them 57 now. Don't see too many 57 year old gate agents ANYWHERE.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (vcOmj)

117 "Can't wait to what happens next year, --IF-- it even happens."

My guess is that the media will create a huge storm of publicity to proclaim that they are canceling the event because the bad orange man took his ball and went home.

Posted by: RM at April 24, 2019 12:45 PM (U3LtS)

118 Trump should go and as a speech he should start teaching them to Code in Basic.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:45 PM (gou/W)

119 From the implication, I think Bill Kristol was actually at Walmart trying to pick fights with the greeter.
Posted by: Kindltot


He lost.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 12:45 PM (vcOmj)

120 "Because you are insects. Barron, give them the correction."

*Barron brandishes correction taser*

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

121 No better way to communicate that the MSM is irrelevant than by ignoring their big celebratory dinner. Opposite of love is indifference.



Also, it's Rich Tater is saying this is an opportunity for WH staffers and the press to schmooze when it was just days ago his colleague April Ryan kicked off a twitter spat by saying Trump WH staffer heads should roll, specifically naming Sarah Sanders.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:46 PM (W+vEI)

122 120 "Because you are insects. Barron, give them the correction."

*Barron brandishes correction taser*
Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

I was thinking more that he affixes his gas mask as poison gas begins to fill the hall.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (UnA8+)

123 "Not allowing Jim Accoster to assault every member of the Trump administration is an attack against the media!" -- Hysterical Psychopath Homicidal Pedophile Brian Stelter

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (dBLO3)

124 Just who does the media think is on their side?

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (wW03z)

125 I mean, besides Dems and Bill Kristol, BIRM.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (wW03z)

126 Trump should go and as a speech he should start teaching them to Code in Basic.
-----
Focal. They might be able to handle that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (IFKOp)

127 In the last thread, somebody mentioned Jeanne Tripplehorn with approval. I always wondered why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would go for the murderous blonde, Sharon Stone, when he had the hawtness of Jeanne Tripplehorn already in love with him.

Come to think of it, Douglas did that again in the movie with the crazy woman, the bunny-boiling scene -- Glenn Close -- when he had Anne Archer at home. Weird.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (elsTe)

128 Twitter is Penthouse Forum for sad deranged self-important wife-watchers.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (wGofB)

129 Tater doesn't know what a real attack against the media actually looks like.

Yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (bcbK8)

130 Because you are insects. Barron, give them the correction."

*Barron brandishes correction taser*
=====

Tater, your agonizer, please.

Posted by: Goatee Barron at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (xE7+x)

131 The Crips declining an invitation to a Bloods party just makes good sense.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (Srnuc)

132 I think the White House should hold a roast of the WHCD and all of the "journalists." Just totally eviscerate them. I would pay money to watch that.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC


Or, maybe just literally roast them. Like with a flame thrower.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (vcOmj)

133 Yeah, sorry, not buying Kristol's dialogue. A bit too Friedmanesque for my taste. It could only have been more ridiculous if it had been a cabbie in Lagos.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

134 >> Just who does the media think is on their side?


The Hegelian Dialectic.

I am serious here.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (gou/W)

135 I think the White House should hold a roast of the
WHCD and all of the "journalists." Just totally eviscerate them. I would
pay money to watch that.


Posted by: PAgirlinNC at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (/5WQL)

And by "roast" you mean like the one Joan of Arc got?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (0QYMt)

136 Poor Tater he just doesn't know how to handle a president who refuses to play by the leftist media "rules" - I wasn't an enthusiastic supporter of President Trump in 2016 but I sure am now. We finally have a president who gets it and fights - MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (Z4X4e)

137 Trump should go and as a speech he should start teaching them to Code in Basic.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:45 PM


10 PRINT "OrangeMan Bad!"
20 GOTO 10

Automation solves the problem of the $15/hr. minimum wage again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (SI3DS)

138 The more Bill Kristol shows up here, the more I wish death upon him.

Frankly, the traitor should just be ignored.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (AB9tT)

139 124 Just who does the media think is on their side?
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (wW03z)

The Billionaires who buy all the State AG races, and bundle for all the Congressional Campaigns.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (UnA8+)

140 Come to think of it, Douglas did that again in the movie with the crazy woman, the bunny-boiling scene -- Glenn Close -- when he had Anne Archer at home.

Yeah Sharon Stone might have been crazy but at least she was gorgeous. Glenn Close was... not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (39g3+)

141 127 In the last thread, somebody mentioned Jeanne Tripplehorn with approval. I always wondered why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would go for the murderous blonde, Sharon Stone, when he had the hawtness of Jeanne Tripplehorn already in love with him.

Come to think of it, Douglas did that again in the movie with the crazy woman, the bunny-boiling scene -- Glenn Close -- when he had Anne Archer at home. Weird.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (elsTe)

And Demi Moore in 'Disclosure'.

The Basic Instinct one, I get. Sharon Stone is just raw, wild sex in that movie and ANY guy would want to ride that pony. It would be like competing at a professional level.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (bcbK8)

142 96 As a severely conservative,rock ribbed Reagan Republican I find Trump ,vulgar and disgusting.We need a real statesman like Mitt Romney.
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (AjVAj)


Rocked-ribbing, for extra pleasure....


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:50 PM (zBaqJ)

143
The only thing thinner than a monoatomic layer is a jounalist's skin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 12:50 PM (LsBY9)

144 The Basic Instinct one, I get. Sharon Stone is just raw, wild sex in that movie and ANY guy would want to ride that pony. It would be like competing at a professional level.

Except for the icepick.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:50 PM (Boy/L)

145 I wasn't an enthusiastic supporter of President Trump in 2016 but I sure am now.

This is what makes me curious about 2020. I didn't like or trust Trump in 2016 and voted for Vermin Supreme because i figured we were doomed no matter who won.

I'll be glad to vote for him next time. Is there anyone who voted for Trump last time who will not again? Anyone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (39g3+)

146 You only BELIEVE that CNN is biased because it shows reality. Reality has a Liberal bias. Sorry to disappoint (-:

Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

147 If you look at the ratings for things like the Oscars, where the ratings are deplorable - just like those of us who don't watch! - and at least the Oscars involved something of interest to the rest of us, well nobody but nobody cares about some phony dinner full of fake newsies talking trash.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (e9omi)

148 I love how they always explain that the night is about scholarships after years of gushing about it being "nerd prom" and competing to see who can bring the biggest celebrity guest.

It's about scholarships the same way the Miss America pageant is about a scholarship.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (W+vEI)

149 In the last thread, somebody mentioned Jeanne Tripplehorn with approval. I always wondered why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would go for the murderous blonde, Sharon Stone, when he had the hawtness of Jeanne Tripplehorn already in love with him.

Come to think of it, Douglas did that again in the movie with the crazy woman, the bunny-boiling scene -- Glenn Close -- when he had Anne Archer at home. Weird.

-
See Woods, Tiger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (+y/Ru)

150 Dear Twitter... there I was just minding my own business when my five year old came up to me and asked why Trump doesn't understand the Separation of Powers. #soproud #amazed #smartkid #wifelikesthemdark

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (wGofB)

151 Nothing beats Stelter squinting studiously at the Spaceballs meme video.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

152 143
The only thing thinner than a monoatomic layer is a jounalist's skin.



Now you're talking my language.

Posted by: pep, surface scientist extraordinaire at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (wW03z)

153 When a dem is in the White House, the WHCD is all about sucking up to the White House.


With a rep in the White House, it's all about making the White House a target for their hate.


Trump is right, nobody from the White House should go and make themselves a punching bag for the hatefest that is the WHCD.


Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:35 PM (e9omi()


It is terribly wrong of me, but I think Trump should send a cute 12 year old girl who cries easily.

You know, for optics.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (TN7xY)

154 76 I'd fuck me.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at April 24, 2019 12:37 PM (SkuXa)


"I did."

- - Brain Williams

"Me too."

- - Amy Schumer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (zBaqJ)

155 10 PRINT "OrangeMan Bad!"
20 GOTO 10

Automation solves the problem of the $15/hr. minimum wage again.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (SI3DS)


I'm stealing this code and marketing it as "Journalist 3000". I'll make millions from CNN alone.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (aS1PU)

156
If they were 18 and could vote in 1980, that would make them 57 now. Don't see too many 57 year old gate agents ANYWHERE.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (vcOmj)


So I guess you haven't noticed the airlines' stewardesses yet.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (Fs5vw)

157 Seriously, this whole thing with so many people taking SSRI's is getting a bit scary. They're all living out some sort of fantasy world, and every time they're briefly jolted into reality shit Twinkies.


I've heard far more compelling stories from 5 year old kids about cat eating tree-dwelling robots.


Cat eating, tree-dwelling robot Reagan republicans.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (sLicW)

158 58 >>I guess the ISP has been banned. However I have no idea if I've broken any site rue.

'Rudi - You have ruined my Gumbo!'


you'll roux the day

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (sGtp+)

159 The only thing thinner than a monoatomic layer is a jounalist's skin.

-
That's science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)

160 Basic Instinct made for an interesting movie but I just could not get past any man cheating on the lovely and charming Anne Archer with Glenn Close, especially what, 1 day after the wife left on a trip? Really???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)

161 >>Just who does the media think is on their side?



Qatar
Fusion GPS
Soros

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (W+vEI)

162 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (IXZGh)

163 157 Seriously, this whole thing with so many people taking SSRI's is getting a bit scary. They're all living out some sort of fantasy world, and every time they're briefly jolted into reality shit Twinkies.

Uh, no.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

164 Bill Krystol: "Sirrah I do say, do not you agree that we must simply get rid of that odious Trump?"

"Sir this is Wendy's, are you going to order anything?"

Bill: "Yes, I'll have one impeachment and three Spicy Chicken Sandwiches. I expect Paolo to work up an appetite."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (oZ6kz)

165 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite things.

I pay way more attention to him than I should by way of Ace's ridicule and I still couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Your average American doesn't have the vaguest notion who he is. The suggestion that random airport workers are going to tee off a conversation like they know him based on some deep familiarity with his twitter persona is downright silly.

Posted by: Villiam Cristal at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (EFmfL)

166 I still think it needs a Mc in front.

Butterball McPowerbottom.

Just seems right to me.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (IXZGh)

167 Cat eating, tree-dwelling robot Reagan republicans.

Who sip penis.

Posted by: M K Ultra at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)

168 Basic Instinct made for an interesting movie but I just could not get past any man cheating on the lovely and charming Anne Archer with Glenn Close, especially what, 1 day after the wife left on a trip? Really???
====

The rather lame reason for his cheating is set up before - he goes out to walk the dog after they get home from the party. He comes back in, unbuttoning his shirt with a shit-eating grin on his face and he finds the daughter in their bed.

He was basically blue balled.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (xE7+x)

169 4 Tater is only 33.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

_____


The amount of fellatio he's had to perform to get to where he is ... is inconceivable.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (dBLO3)

170
The more superficial the profession, the greater the number of awards and prizes it hands out.

The only way a journalist can avoid being "award-winning" is by committing suicide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (LsBY9)

171 You only BELIEVE that CNN is biased because it shows reality. Reality has a Liberal bias. Sorry to disappoint (-:
Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

For vanishingly small values of "Reality", perhaps.

Otherwise, no.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (fF3XF)

172 96 As a severely conservative,rock ribbed Reagan Republican I find Trump ,vulgar and disgusting.We need a real statesman like Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney? As a severely severe conservative who believes in conserving conservatism severely, I believe that Bill Weld is our man. Win with Weld!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (+/7JY)

173 The reporters are laboring under the delusion that they matter.

They don't. Not at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (pg90N)

174 160
Basic Instinct made for an interesting movie but I just could not get
past any man cheating on the lovely and charming Anne Archer with Glenn
Close, especially what, 1 day after the wife left on a trip? Really???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019

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*
. . .

Exactly. It's not as if Jeanne Tripplehorn's character was painted as unpleasant, or Anne Archer's. If they'd been vicious or unlikeable, sure, but they weren't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (elsTe)

175 I don't watch these assholes. Because they're assholes.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (iuoTc)

176 You only BELIEVE that CNN is biased because it shows reality. Reality has a Liberal bias. Sorry to disappoint (-:
Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

For vanishingly small values of "Reality", perhaps.

Otherwise, no.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (fF3XF)


Reality Winner

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (aS1PU)

177 The only thing thinner than a monoatomic layer is a jounalist's skin.
-----
I actually tried using journalist skin in my investigations, but it was far too tenuous.

Posted by: Irving Langmuir at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (IFKOp)

178 The suggestion that random airport workers are going to tee off a conversation like they know him based on some deep familiarity with his twitter persona is downright silly.


He sees people looking at him and pointing him out to others. He assumes it's because he's famous and important, but it's really because he has a toilet paper tail coming out of the back of his pants.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (wW03z)

179 165 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite things.

--------

Exactly. I only know what he looks like because Ace links his twitter idiocy. No one outside the boat crew knows who he is. Or cares.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (jUVms)

180 This is what an attack on journalists looks like, you America-hating Marxist hag.

A mass grave of journalists in the PI of Mindanao.


https://tinyurl.com/yxgmvhrw

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (+7uO0)

181 If anything, this is one important battle in Trump's War on Carbs.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (DKvDL)

182 Tater is only 33.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)


But his liver is 74 and FATTY.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:57 PM (IXZGh)

183 It is sort of cute that some people still defend the channel after CNN has humiliated its self for a decade with embarrassing and idiotic mistakes, falsehoods, and complete professional failures. Like watching a really stupid child insist that Santa Claus is bringing them a unicorn for Christmas. Cute in a really sad way that someone could be that deliberately wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:57 PM (39g3+)

184 115 implication of dates.

murder of crows.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (sGtp+)

185 I'm pretty sure some random gate agent at Reagan airport doesn't have a fucking CLUE who Kristal Ball is.......

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (IXZGh)

186 Tater is only 33.


So was Alexander, and Jesus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (yQpMk)

187 Sorry, I meant to say I was blowing homeless men in a bus station bathroom.


Autocorrect!

Posted by: B. Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

188 It's about scholarships the same way the Miss America pageant is about a scholarship.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM


My studies as a food service major have deepened my desire to work for world peas.

Posted by: Miss California at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (SI3DS)

189 Which one of you morons stole Cap'n Bill's strawberries? Check to see if you also grabbed his brains by mistake.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (Lg/Uq)

190 180 This is what an attack on journalists looks like, you America-hating Marxist hag. 

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (+7uO0)

A good start.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (pZ+Vo)

191 We are in the end game, now.

Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (q177U)

192 @BillKristol: And then everybody clapped and threw dollar bills at me. That gate agent's name: Albert Einstein

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (N4xQB)

193 I read it as a spoonerism:

Powerball Butterbottom

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (bsfko)

194 *Press X to doubt Bill Kristol's story*

Posted by: Cole Phelps at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (nGsFZ)

195 Gate agent: Thanks for letting all us gate agents train your wife, Bill!

Me: You're welcome! It was a tasty treat! Ahoy!

Posted by: Bill Kristol, too full to eat another bite at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (uGKH7)

196 You only BELIEVE that CNN is biased because it shows reality. Reality has a Liberal bias. Sorry to disappoint (-:
Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

Three basic laws of phyiscs...

1) Conservation of mass
2) Conservation of energy
3) Conservation of linear momentum

Note the first word in all three of them. Conservation - as in, to conserve, as in... CONSERVATIVE.

If reality had a liberal bias these laws would be based on skittle-shitting unicorn creating mass, energy and momentum out of their farts.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (fF3XF)

197 Which I guess works depending on his sexual orientation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (bsfko)

198 'll be glad to vote for him next time. Is there anyone who voted for Trump last time who will not again? Anyone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (39g3+
As a concerned Christian conservative with concerns and Christianity, I must say that this Trump fellow has disappointed me. He has promoted conservative positions with an aggressiveness that borders on the vulgar, if not obscene. Our dear friends across the aisle that have thoughtful suggestions and even more concerned have been assaulted with an enthusiasm that only a true beast would deploy, being accused accurately of all sorts of perversions. No, I cannot vote for this Trump fellow and can only wait to vote for a true Christian who will permit me to abase myself before the Left.

Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (0QYMt)

199 The essence of leftoid trolling is boldly asserting the opposite of reality. Fight me!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

200 Let me see....
What to look at???

WHCD?

or...

Click on those pop up's on Brietbart that show incredibly embarrassing pictures from the 60s/Woodstock/NFL games...etc.

Decisions...Decisions...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

201 I still think it needs a Mc in front.

Butterball McPowerbottom.

Just seems right to me.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM


No.

Posted by: McDonalds Lawyers at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (HwGIC)

202 Oh, forgot that the first year (2017) it was hosted by Hasan Minhaj, and it was Michelle Wolf the following year (201.

Are they doing a comedian this year?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (W+vEI)

203 Heh Babylon Bee fun

Ocasio-Cortez Calls For Boycott Of 'Sesame Street' After Discovering Show Is Sponsored By Numbers

http://tinyurl.com/y3jv7ohc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)

204 "*Press X to doubt Bill Kristol's story*
Posted by: Cole Phelps at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (nGsFZ)"

*golf clap*

I wish they made a sequel to that game.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (oZ6kz)

205 Here's the problem with "liberal reality." If CNN were right then they'd have to eventually be right about something.

Where are we now, three years?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (bsfko)

206 191 We are in the end game, now.
Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (q177U)

No, gotta wait until Friday for that but the trailers are out.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

207 191 We are in the end game, now.
Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (q177U)

Let me know if the movie is good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (bcbK8)

208 Tell this mewling little candy-ass to go report on the drug cartels in Mexico. Then he'll see what an "Attack on the media" really is.

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (dKm4U)

209 My conservatism is harder and more conservative than titanium alloy. My friends, please vote for my good friend and fellow rock hard conservative, Mitt Romney because the bad man said doody.

Posted by: John McCain at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (FTPVM)

210 Kristol is full of shit.. nobody recognized his ass at the airport.. unless it was Paolo..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (9B/d8)

211 202
Oh, forgot that the first year (2017) it was hosted by Hasan Minhaj, and it was Michelle Wolf the following year (201.



Are they doing a comedian this year?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019

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Isn't Michelle Wolf a pr0n star of some kind? Uh, so I hear, from friends who visit sites like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (elsTe)

212 192 @BillKristol: And then everybody clapped and threw dollar bills at me. That gate agent's name: Albert Einstein
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (N4xQB)

Which reminds me someone was posting a bunch of stuff about Einstein wanting the US to go full socialist on Twitter last night.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

213 Tell this mewling little candy-ass to go report on
the drug cartels in Mexico. Then he'll see what an "Attack on the media"
really is.


Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (dKm4U)

The Taco Trucks of Mexico, an in-depth multi-part story by Tater Stelter

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (0QYMt)

214 Bill left out the best part of the story, when he realized that the gate agent had a hook for a hand - it shocked him so much that he blacked out, and when he woke up he was in a bathtub full of ice with a note saying "Call 911."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (oZ6kz)

215 Just Now Boarding at Reagan:

Gate Agent: I'm sorry, sir. You're in Boarding Group C. Right now, we're boarding First Class.

Me: Do you know who I am?

Gate Agent: No, sir. Please wait over there for your turn.

Me: Trump made you do this, right?

Gate Agent laughing: President Trump? Okay, now wait over there. You're holding up the line.

Me: You, sir, will board me now as is my custom regardless of the instructions that so-called President Trump gave you.

Gate Agent turning to woman behind counter, whispers: Call Security.

Gate Agent: Sir, it appears that your bottom may be too wide for one seat. You may need to buy tickets for two seats. Could you wait over there while we measure?

Me: You want me to wait over there?

Gate Agent: Yes, sir. In that special area demarcated by the red square.

Me: A special area, huh? Well, now you're talking gate jockey!
(shakes fist at sky)
You can't bully Bill Kristol, so-called President Trump!!!!

Gate Agent: Yes,sir. Just stand right over there and some nice gentlemen will be here in a moment.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (CRRq9)

216
That conversation Cuck Kristol had is as believable as the Jussie Smollett story. Like anyone would know who fatass Kristol is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (OLCnA)

217 165 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside
of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite
things.



I can only imagine he'll fucking stare at you, then turn his head and point at it, so you'll recognize him from his twitter bio. The stand there like a statue.


I used to go to a place on Maui at the same time ever year, and freaking Peter Fonda would hang out on the same beach. He'd sit with a beer and pose a fixed grin, you could tell he was hoping somebody would recognize him.


They never did.


This was 2010-2015, otherwise he'd be wearing his beer.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (sLicW)

218 POTUS should send Rip Taylor to pelt everyone with glitter and confetti.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

That would be great. If only I could stand on my feet again!--84 year old Rip Taylor.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (3sjI6)

219 Isn't Michelle Wolf a pr0n star of some kind? Uh, so I hear, from friends who visit sites like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (elsTe)

Having seen pics of Michelle Wolf I sincerely hope not.

Also, Hasan Minhaj's whole act is about how his life was so hard for being an immigrant. He grew up in Orange County and his parents are doctors.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (N4xQB)

220 Isn't Michelle Wolf a pr0n star of some kind? Uh, so I hear, from friends who visit sites like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (elsTe)

If you've ever seen a picture of "comedienne" Michelle Wolf you would know better.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (fF3XF)

221 For the first time in 16 years, the White House Correspondents' Association has chosen not to hire a comedian to appear at its annual dinner. Instead, the WHCA has invited Ron Chernow, the renowned biographer of Alexander Hamilton, to speak at next year's event scheduled for April 27.

The decision, announced today [11/19/2018], comes after Michelle Wolf's 2018 appearance during which the banker-turned-comedian caused controversy by making jokes deemed divisively offensive by some, and pointedly satirical by others.


Well, they can always attend Samantha Bees alternative WHCD for jokes, LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (W+vEI)

222 203

TFF

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:06 PM (JFO2v)

223 Having a white guy talk about Alexander Hamilton? That seems pretty racist. Shouldn't it be Lin Manuel Miranda instead?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 01:06 PM (oZ6kz)

224
Little Billy: "Do you know who I am? I edited the Weekly Standard. I graduated from Harvard!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:06 PM (LsBY9)

225 Hey, Trump trolling AOC.

@realDonaldTrump

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is correct, the VA is not broken, it is doing great. But that is only because of the Trump Administration. We got Veterans Choice & Accountability passed. "President Trump deserves a lot of credit." Dan Caldwell, Concerned Veterans of America

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

226 Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

The measure of how close one comes to grasping reality is how successfully one can predict outcomes. Anyone who took the Russian collusion story seriously is in the class as anyone who took Jussie Smollett's story seriously, i.e., way out of touch with reality.

So examine yourself: if you believed either one of those stories, you need to flush out your headgear, because it was obvious to all grownups that neither story was plausible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (pg90N)

227 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite things.

Posted by: Villiam Cristal at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (EFmfL)

Especially now that he's as chunky as the Gillete "slay the day" porker.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (3sjI6)

228 219 Also, Hasan Minhaj's whole act is about how his life was so hard for being an immigrant. He grew up in Orange County and his parents are doctors.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (N4xQB)

Most of it is whining about how us evil Americans hate Muslims.

"You eat my food, but you won't respect my religion! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (UnA8+)

229 Babylon Bee

Local college student Zax Lindell is being heralded as "the next Martin Luther King, Jr." after he announced that he has a dream that one day everyone will be judged by the color of their skin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (JFO2v)

230 If you've ever seen a picture of "comedienne" Michelle Wolf you would know better.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019

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I try to save my eyesight for more pleasant and important things. Like Gibson Girl pictures.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (elsTe)

231 >>Having a white guy talk about Alexander Hamilton? That seems pretty racist. Shouldn't it be Lin Manuel Miranda instead?



Think all the celebrities will be going to Bee's event instead, if not staying home in a snit.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

232 nstead, the WHCA has invited Ron Chernow, the renowned biographer of Alexander Hamilton, to speak at next year's event scheduled for April 27.

"For my opening statement I'd like to weep silently for five minutes about the fact that people actually think the hip-hop musical has any resemblance to Hamilton's actual life and achievements."
--Ron Chernow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (39g3+)

233 Try being "pointedly satirical" about a protected class and see what happens.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (AjVAj)

234 211 202
Oh, forgot that the first year (2017) it was hosted by Hasan Minhaj, and it was Michelle Wolf the following year (201.



Are they doing a comedian this year?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019
*
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. . .

Isn't Michelle Wolf a pr0n star of some kind? Uh, so I hear, from friends who visit sites like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM


***********


Specialised pron, maybe

VERY specialised.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (sOaKz)

235 Far left MFM stoked by Person exercising freedom to choose!!

Posted by: Amazon Post at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (nEOLy)

236 217 165 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside
of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite
things.


I can only imagine he'll fucking stare at you, then turn his head and point at it, so you'll recognize him from his twitter bio. The stand there like a statue.


I used to go to a place on Maui at the same time ever year, and freaking Peter Fonda would hang out on the same beach. He'd sit with a beer and pose a fixed grin, you could tell he was hoping somebody would recognize him.


They never did.


This was 2010-2015, otherwise he'd be wearing his beer.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (sLicW)

Maui is basically a small town. You can celebrity watch there easily if you want.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (bcbK8)

237

Do you know who I am? I'm Cuck Kristol and I made my bones in this town when you were still banging my wife when she was a cheerleader

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (OLCnA)

238 Exactly. It's not as if Jeanne Tripplehorn's character was painted as unpleasant, or Anne Archer's. If they'd been vicious or unlikeable, sure, but they weren't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (elsTe)


I need to adapt a conversation I had when Rostenkowski's misdeeds were coming to light. A libtard coworker said that he couldn't be guilty because he was connected to the Chicago machine and was practically swimming in money. I had to explain to a PhD in Economics ten years my elder that most people do not steal because they need something. People steal because they are thieves.

I similarly believe that most cheaters aren't cheating for the quality of what they get on the side. The act of putting one over on people who trust them is their "reward."

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (I54dk)

239 Is Samantha Bee going to segregate the audience the way she does her kids' school?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (oZ6kz)

240 The Basic Instinct one, I get. Sharon Stone is just raw, wild sex in that movie and ANY guy would want to ride that pony. It would be like competing at a professional level.


Eight seconds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

241 Kristol started his drinking early, but then again never too early to celebrate Cinco de Quatro.

Posted by: OCBill at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (df+Zi)

242 What is with Breitbart? Half their commenters seem to have gone Never Trump.

Posted by: creeper, back on a sane blog at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (NF9CI)

243 >>"For my opening statement I'd like to weep silently for five minutes about the fact that people actually think the hip-hop musical has any resemblance to Hamilton's actual life and achievements."
--Ron Chernow


He's gotta be raking in the cash for that...unless he was dumb enough to sign off without royalties.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (gou/W)

244 216 That conversation Cuck Kristol had is as believable as the Jussie Smollett story. Like anyone would know who fatass Kristol is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (OLCnA)


Who was it that perpetrated that airport bathroom hoax? Was that Kristol too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (pg90N)

245

I was the gate agent for Cap'n Cuck. Undercover. Researching a roll for a movie. I play a gay black Q-list actor working at an airport who is secretly a superhero Silent But Deadly who's superpower is an indestructible sphincter... Bill gave me his number...

Posted by: Juicy Swallows at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (UFLLM)

246 Bill Kristol is the sorriest pos ever extruded through Soroses asshole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (uf5be)

247 this guy just has a Jame Gumb feel to him It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (BqBId)

248 I made the mistake of DuckDuckGo-ing images of "Michelle Wolf."
Real wolves would eject her from their pack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:11 PM (elsTe)

249 But I had a really funny joke about Barron Trump and Hitler Youth. It won't be nearly as much fun if I can't see how mad it makes Donald! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!

Posted by: Brian 'Alka'-Stetler at April 24, 2019 01:11 PM (jSar8)

250 Willowed, bit worth re-posting

152 Per Tropic Thunder, most of the Horde can get a farming deduction.

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker.

Posted by: Broseidon



Bwahahahahaha, most of us ARE farmers if the barren fields full of fvcks that won't grow are any indication.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 24, 2019 01:11 PM (rPJtu)

251 215 Just Now Boarding at Reagan:

Gate Agent: I'm sorry, sir. You're in Boarding Group C W. Right now, we're boarding First Class. ...


fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 01:11 PM (sGtp+)

252 238 I similarly believe that most cheaters aren't cheating for the quality of what they get on the side. The act of putting one over on people who trust them is their "reward."
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (I54dk)

Absolutely. It's not about the getting, it's about the taking.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:12 PM (UnA8+)

253 Who was it that perpetrated that airport bathroom hoax? Was that Kristol too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (pg90N)

-------

It was me! And I totes have proof, dudes!

https://tinyurl.com/y3mu8rxn

Posted by: David Corn at April 24, 2019 01:12 PM (5aX2M)

254 I similarly believe that most cheaters aren't cheating for the quality of what they get on the side. The act of putting one over on people who trust them is their "reward."

I didn't get the sense in either movie that this was part of a pattern though, more of a snap judgment lust thing. I mean, they didn't give any indication that he was a serial cheater who just slept around on his wife, rather a good family man in both instances, who went a little crazy once with the wrong person.

But in the Basic Instinct story, it just didn't make any sense at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)

255 Samantha Bee is actually having an event?

I'd rather lacerate my dick 1000 times with a sharp needle, then stick it in a glass of 190 proof grain alcohol than attend that.

Twice.

Posted by: Bill Kristol, too full to eat another bite at April 24, 2019 01:13 PM (uGKH7)

256 It was me! And I totes have proof, dudes!

https://tinyurl.com/y3mu8rxn
Posted by: David Corn at April 24, 2019 01:12 PM (5aX2M)


Ah, that's right. Thank you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:13 PM (pg90N)

257 Poor babies. All of them.

Posted by: Nancy at April 24, 2019 01:13 PM (X0xPG)

258 242 What is with Breitbart? Half their commenters seem to have gone Never Trump.
Posted by: creeper, back on a sane blog at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (NF9CI)

Michelle Fields martyr complex?

But just guessing, the comments there have been trash for years at this point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (bcbK8)

259 I turned 18 in 1984 - the year Reagan ran for re-election and won in a landslide. Meaning I'm now 53. So even if you cap the age of the youngest "Reagan Republican" at 50 I'm still guessing the number of "Reagan Republican" gate agents at damn-near any airport in the USA - much less at National Airport in D-freaking-C - is south of 1.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (fF3XF)

260 But in the Basic Instinct story, it just didn't make any sense at all.
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When he started screwing around with Trammell in BI, he wasn't banging Tripplehorn's character - after they had the meeting in her office about his mental fitness, she says, "I still miss you."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

261 I'd forgotten about that cringefest David Corn got into. Wow, that was so bad. Even worse than Jussy Smollett's stupidity, just less criminal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (39g3+)

262 Babylon Bee is on a roll today. Another headline.

Bernie Sanders Vows To Round Up Remaining ISIS Members, Allow Them To Vote

"As president, I will do everything in my power to hunt down each and every one of these terrorist scumbags, bring them to the U.S., and allow them to vote in our elections," he said sternly

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (G0vdT)

263

Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he'd die before his time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (aKsyK)

264 .
I must object to 'butterball powerbottom' because I keep getting that tater confuzzzled with the latest (D) squee -- the Peter prelate -- who sermonizes at the drop of a hankie about how a 'good Christian' comports himself.

BootyButterBoy is what I was thinking of the so-called mayor and so I get confused easily.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2019 01:15 PM (MIKMs)

265 Does Bill Kristol matter to anyone but Bill Kristol? Seriously, can he point to any accomplishments...any accurate past predictions...any profound insights? The man's site is a complete waste of pixels. But then Kristol is a complete waste himself.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 01:15 PM (NF9CI)

266 I guess the guy didn't actually say he was a gate agent for 31 years technically, but I too doubt the Kristol story. But say it was true, then I guess we should all welcome our new Gate Agent Overlords.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2019 01:16 PM (r+sAi)

267 MoveOn
@MoveOn
NEWS: As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.

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Just in case you weren't aware that they've gone full crazy/evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 01:16 PM (+y/Ru)

268 Correspondents dinner with nobody there from the administration is pretty pointless and pathetic. They should all drink some Jim Jones grape refreshment to get back at Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 01:17 PM (uf5be)

269 No.
Posted by: McDonalds Lawyers at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (HwGIC)


I beg to differ.

Posted by: HMS Boaty McBoatface at April 24, 2019 01:17 PM (IXZGh)

270 Seriously, can he point to any accomplishments...any accurate past predictions...any profound insights? The man's site is a complete waste of pixels

Yeah but they bought a ton of twitter bots to like and retweet his stuff, so he looks popular.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:17 PM (39g3+)

271 They should all drink some Jim Jones grape refreshment to get back at Trump.


Revolutionary suicide is hot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:17 PM (yQpMk)

272
The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

273 little Billy Kristol was always kicked around
shoved to the ground and laughed at
even the fat kids and the retards would
kick him and call him a faggot

Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (FTPVM)

274 Isn't MoveOn Barky's front group?

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (uGKH7)

275 Bee told CBS This Morning that she "didn't think it would be necessary" to hold another one but then learned that this year's featured speaker would be historian Ron Chernow in lieu of a comedian. So for the second time, the host of "Full Frontal with Samantha Bee" will host her own dinner, to air at the same time.

Bee promises a long list of celebrity guests, great music and, most importantly, a fun night.

"Ultimately, we are honoring journalists, and journalism is under siege for sure so we want to highlight that [ but without making you actually rub elbows with those slobbering journolist celebrity wannabes like Tater!]. But ultimately we want to have a fun night," Bee said. "We want to provide an alternative event that is joyful and celebratory and ridiculous."


Why isn't Tater scolding her for luring away the star power and their associated fundraising capabilities?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (W+vEI)

276 CNN was on at the place I ate lunch the other day. It is literally the gayest thing on Earth.

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (nFwvY)

277 272
The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

The children no longer resemble their parents.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (bcbK8)

278 It is literally the gayest thing on Earth.
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Pffffft!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (vg8iE)

279 272
The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)


Counterpoint: Marjorie Lord to Anne Archer

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (I54dk)

280 The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Carlos II at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (IFKOp)

281 Republicans love their country and dislike their government.

Democrats love their government and dislike their country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK8)

282 Fastest and greatest miracle I've ever seen...

https://tinyurl.com/y2rekew4

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

283 I also don't think cnn or people who watch cnn are people "who want to know the answers". Real journalists would investigate the Obama-Hillary conspiring to spy on a rival party presidential campaign. Seems like a huge story.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (r+sAi)

284 The Basic Instinct one, I get. Sharon Stone is just raw, wild sex in that movie and ANY guy would want to ride that pony. It would be like competing at a professional level.

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Eight seconds.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM


Don't forget, you have to nail the dismount, too.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (SI3DS)

285 Revolutionary suicide is hot tight!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (39g3+)

286 272 Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

They're all just returning home to planet socialism, the motherland their parents once left.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

287 @MoveOn
NEWS: As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.
- - -


One of the leaders of Justice Democrats was a co-founder of MoveOn: Zack Exely.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

288

ProgTards have been infiltrating employees into Breitbart and Drudge for years, termites in the system. You've see the collapse starting over the last year or two.

Posted by: M K Ultra at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (UFLLM)

289 Him: "I'm a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president."

When it comes to making shit up out of thin air, CNN's got nothin' on me!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (vtcmf)

290 I appreciate Lucianne. She must be devastated at the total cuckatizing of her son Jonah and her protege Matt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (5aX2M)

291 >>One of the leaders of Justice Democrats was a co-founder of MoveOn: Zack Exely.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

Eck Zackly.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

292 68 Mannequins dressed in clothes more expensive than what the media hacks can afford. And each face would be labeled NPC1, NPC2, NPC3...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (IQUu2)

_____


"This is about me and my pants, isn't it?" -- Jonah Goldberg, inventor of the MacGuffin

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (dBLO3)

293 So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (fF3XF)

294 Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he'd die before his time
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (aKsyK)


Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

295 290 I appreciate Lucianne. She must be devastated at the total cuckatizing of her son Jonah and her protege Matt.
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Its all business. Money coming in, good. Money not coming in, bad. This is how all of media view it.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (2LelM)

296 277 272
The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

The children no longer resemble their parents.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (bcbK


"I know, right?"

- -zombie William F. Buckley

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)

297 Breitbart has become a real thing and is a threat to the commie/socialist/hateful left. I'm sure the sorosbots have orders to flood the zone with leftie comments.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (e9omi)

298 As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.
________________

Because like Omar, we believe the U.S. is the great Satan, and we totally agree with her that those stinking U.S. military men in Mogadishu, who were trying to feed starving Somalis like the colonialist pigs that they were, deserved to die and have their bodies dragged through the streets! They were probably all a bunch of white supremacists too!

F**k the U.S.A!!! God damn Amerikkka!!!

Posted by: Move On lunatics at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (k4dH2)

299 293 So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.

Sounds about right.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (fF3XF)

I'm sure they love the idea of Shari'ah being forced down the throats of "the deplorable little people".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (UnA8+)

300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)


Play the variant that uses golf balls.

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

301 I can afford pants!

Rubber pants!

Because I want to be a billionaire organ-grinder's dancing monkey!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (5aX2M)

302 So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.
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Anything that is in direct contravention of OrangeManBad. Look how he got the Dems to defend MS-13, among other things.

I wish he'd beg and plead with them to not commit suicide.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:24 PM (vg8iE)

303 300 Play the variant that uses golf balls.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

Lacrosse balls.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

304 Him: "I'm a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president."

Christ, what a bullshit story.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at April 24, 2019 01:24 PM (pg90N)

305 What Bill didn't say is he was in the bathroom talking to a mirror during this exchange.

What a sad, pathetic man he has morphed into.

Posted by: jsg at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (+SCMr)

306 300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.
-----------------------
I'm thinking Apocalypto Spear Chucking would be more enjoyable.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (2LelM)

307 Try being "pointedly satirical" about a protected class and see what happens.
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (AjVAj)

This reminds me of the end of Arlo Guthrie's song Alice's Restaurant.

And the only reason I'm singing you this song is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation and if you're in a situation like that, there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are, just walk in and say
"Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant", and walk out.
You know, if one person , just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine three people walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out? They may think it's an organization. And can you imagine fifty people a day walking in, singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out? And friends, they may think it's a movement. And that's what it is. The Alice's Restaurant Anti-massacree movement.....

If there is only one comedian attacking PC media driven bullshit, they will be crushed. If every comedian you hear points out that they are full of shit, they won't do anything and will move on to the next target. The right should invade and own comedy, just like they did memes.



Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (3sjI6)

308 @MoveOn
NEWS: As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.


She has all of her anti-American bona fides in order so it makes sense that those commies would support her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (OLCnA)

309
I'm a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (CRRq9)

310 300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)


Baseballs would be perfect. They're just the right size and weight to be thrown hard, and they hurt a lot when they hit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (pg90N)

311 >>So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.


MoveOn is siding with the new players in the Dem party who are moving it to Communism - AOC, OMAR, Tlaib, over the old guard of Pelosi, Schumer, etc.

Zack Exley is a Bernie bro, and he's the link between MoveOn and Justice Democrats, who gave us AOC, OMAR and Tlaib.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

312 Play the variant that uses golf balls.

With wrist rockets?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (39g3+)

313 What a coincidence! 33 is also the number of donuts Butterball Powerbottom eats in one sitting.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (aBR7R)

314 Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class

Always the last in line

All the other little kids would laugh at him

Said he'd die before his time
=====

The Sweet - 'Little Willy' (1973?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FguJqN5VQw

(fun earworm)

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (MIKMs)

315 310 300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

Baseballs would be perfect. They're just the right size and weight to be thrown hard, and they hurt a lot when they hit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (pg90N)


Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (FTPVM)

316
Kristol will find a shiv between his ribs from Thomas Friedman if he continues to converse with the little people and report on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

317 What a sad, pathetic man he has morphed into.
Posted by: jsg

I'm pretty sure he was fapping as he settled back after posting that and read the responces.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (uGKH7)

318 310 300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

Baseballs would be perfect. They're just the right size and weight to be thrown hard, and they hurt a lot when they hit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (pg90N)

Ninja Stars!!

Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (FTPVM)

319 311 >>So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.


MoveOn is siding with the new players in the Dem party who are moving it to Communism - AOC, OMAR, Tlaib, over the old guard of Pelosi, Schumer, etc.

Zack Exley is a Bernie bro, and he's the link between MoveOn and Justice Democrats, who gave us AOC, OMAR and Tlaib.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

============

You know, Democrats elected a few freshmen moderates from places like Ohio in 2018.

Maybe they should do something about the leftward lurch of their party.

Unless they agree with it...What say you Republicans who lost those races to these moderates? Are you going to make that an issue in your district in 2020?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (ANN96)

320 304 Him: "I'm a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president."

Christ, what a bullshit story.
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at April 24, 2019 01:24 PM (pg90N)

==========

Diablo Cody writes more realistic dialogue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:28 PM (ANN96)

321 Seriously. How many people at an airport would recognize Bill Kristol as anyone of any significance?

I think the number would be VERY small, like his brain.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:28 PM (IXZGh)

322 I'm pretty sure he was fapping as he settled back after posting that and read the responces.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (uGKH7)

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Bill Kristol on Twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/yya8cj2t

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (5aX2M)

323 I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)


Sounds kinky. That means Cap'n Cuck would like it.

Posted by: RickZ at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (Y8PSl)

324 I'm thinking Bill Krystal hasn't had his moment John Astin clarity where he realizes playing Gomez Adams on the Adams Family was his final and only rodeo. Once you go full Gomez there is no coming back.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (2LelM)

325 One of the leaders of Justice Democrats was a co-founder of MoveOn: Zack Exely.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (W+vEI)



Any relation to Ed Zachary?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (OLCnA)

326 If he can dodge a monkey wrench, he can dodge a ball.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)

327 321 Seriously. How many people at an airport would recognize Bill Kristol as anyone of any significance?

I think the number would be VERY small, like his brain.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:28 PM (IXZGh)


Actually, I'd be blissfully unaware of his existence but for the HQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (pg90N)

328 Nobody owes anything to the media including the President. They think they are owed deference and respect. They think they should be worshiped and adored for their keen insights and truth telling. We have a first amendment that gives them free speech. We and our government(including the executive) are also free to ignore them.

They will never get that through their thick little pointed skulls. Same goes for Hollywood. I'm done with the lot of them.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (0OmEj)

329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

330 Butterball Powerbottom?


Didn't J.J. Sefton coin the term?

Posted by: JAS at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (KOCKb)

331 329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

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No wonder Arizona politics is so fucked up. The first Republican family is a bunch of Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (ANN96)

332 They think they are owed deference and respect.

The way I see it, they're getting the deference and respect they deserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (pg90N)

333 Seriously. How many people at an airport would recognize Bill Kristol as anyone of any significance?
=====

None. To them he looks like any other fatass alcoholic with Type 2 diabetes.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (vg8iE)

334 Holy crap, Trump got the coveted McCain endorsement again. This early, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (bsfko)

335 329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Golly, what a surprise. But at least they're out and proud now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

336
331 329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

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No wonder Arizona politics is so fucked up. The first Republican family is a bunch of Democrats.
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Trump Landslide - Meaghan hardest hit.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (2LelM)

337
Republicans love their country and dislike their government.
Democrats love their government and dislike their country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK




Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under

H.L. Mencken

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (TAmPV)

338 Trump Landslide - Meaghan hardest hit.
=======

Then Golden Corral hardest hit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:32 PM (vg8iE)

339 245 Researching a roll for a movie

whole wheat? kaiser?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 01:32 PM (sGtp+)

340 impeachment

https://www.mrctv.org/videos/terms-impeachment-media-mention-i-word-309-times-one-day

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:32 PM (JFO2v)

341 Regarding the McCain endorsement of Biden, has Biden even formally announced yet?

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 01:32 PM (e9omi)

342 Newsflash. The McCain family is irrelevant.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (0OmEj)

343 Republicans love their country and dislike their government.
Democrats love their government and dislike their country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK

Well said. This is why the left is all in on illegals--they have to replace the population with one as enthusiastic about government as they are.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

344 They think they are owed deference and respect.

The way I see it, they're getting the deference and respect they deserve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Deference & respect? They're lucky we haven't started shooting yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (Yzubb)

345 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
_________________

But of course!

Supporting Obama's failed VP over a successful sitting Republican president is what all good and severely conservatives will do!

Was there ever any doubt?

Posted by: Miss Billy Kristol and Ms. Mittens Romney at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (k4dH2)

346
329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)


Throw the JEF info that mix and Joey Dumb Fuck is doomed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

347 341 Regarding the McCain endorsement of Biden, has Biden even formally announced yet?
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Last I heard he's looking for money.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (2LelM)

348 336 No wonder Arizona politics is so fucked up. The first Republican family is a bunch of Democrats.
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Trump Landslide - Meaghan hardest hit.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (2LelM)

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Still predicting a Biden nomination, but now I want it even less.

I want to see the spinning heads of "Republicans" as they go from, "Joe is the only Democrat moderate enough to win our votes" to "Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is the tits."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (ANN96)

349 29 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)


Sad but certainly no surprise.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (Fs5vw)

350 MoveOn
@MoveOn
NEWS: As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.

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Just in case you weren't aware that they've gone full crazy/evil.
==========
Look! Just how do you expect me to make money is this continually rising stock market -- the old fashioned way? !!?

Ridiculous. We must sink the country and the markets so that my short and hedge positions pay.

Posted by: soros at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (WgbS2)

351 I commented here years ago that when her dad died Megs would announce she was a Democrat.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (AjVAj)

352 Newsflash. The McCain family is irrelevant.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (0OmEj

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Not to Joe. They have a metric fuckton of cash, and deep, dark connections to Democrat leadership.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (5aX2M)

353 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)



The number of people swayed by the McCain support equals those who recognize Cuck Kristol at an airport

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (OLCnA)

354 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)


Sad but certainly no surprise.
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You see, there is only one party. And I am it.

Posted by: soros at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (WgbS2)

355
BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)


Meggie just wants a reach around.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (TAmPV)

356 nood, economy

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (N3JsI)

357 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami


I'm shocked.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (nEOLy)

358 NOOD.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (IXZGh)

359 They're neck and neck at the bottom of the Donk poll.

Castro 0%
Gillibrand 0%
Inslee 0%
McAuliffe 0%
Messam 0%
Moulton 0%
Swalwell 0%
Williamson 0%
Yang 0%
Bennet 0%
Bullock 0%
Delaney 0%
Gabbard 0%
Ryan 0%

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

360 So, there I was, standing in line at the sandwich shop when the guy behind the counter say hey, you're Duke Lowell from AOSHQ, right? I quickly looked around to see if anyone noticed. He then says I saw that you beat out Sponge for a couple of firsts yesterday. That was golden man!

True story.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (gC2IV)

361 33 is his weight in stone

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (8zfVL)

362 Last I heard he's looking for money.
________________

That's just cuz I had my limo driver stop so I could give the last dollar in my pocket to a homeless woman on the side of the road.

Sigh. I'm just a giver! But I never do it just so I can tell people about it. Spread the word!

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (k4dH2)

363 The number of people who care about Cap'n Bill's opinion would be only slightly to large to fit a phone booth. But that's only because Bill is too large for a phone booth.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (JgA4k)

364

My friends, you have nothing to fear from Uncle Joe, he feels you and is handy with OH GOD NO! Not the Acid Squirting Porcupine! Jesus Mary and Joseph it's on fire! OH GOD MY ASSHOLE JUST RIPPED!!!!! Pull it out pull it out! I'm shitting out my nose make it STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (UFLLM)

365
A witness viewing a police lineup that included Kristol and Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy, would be hard pressed to distinguish between those two.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

366 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)



Cool

Posted by: Cool at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (Hg4NE)

367
Counterpoint: Marjorie Lord to Anne Archer

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .
I thought you were just comparing them. I had no idea Anne was Marjorie Lord's daughter!
Her father was John Archer, who played in a lot of '50s crime stories, usually as a cop or government agent. He was Edmond O'Brien's boss, I think, in White Heat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (elsTe)

368 20 Kristol's guy has been a gate agent for 31 years?
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (ykq7q)

----

He'd be a fool to quit now.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (t5m5e)

369 >>BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner

"...and you, Megan, you little tiger! Your dad would be so proud, joining our campaign like this! Come in here and let Uncle Joe give you a biiiig hug...mmmm...BIG hug!"

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

370 I thought you were just comparing them. I had no idea Anne was Marjorie Lord's daughter!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (elsTe)


I always liked Marjorie Lord because of "Make Room for Daddy," but Anne Archer was on another level.

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (I54dk)

371 Kristol, stelter, Boot, etc ....
Most malodorous statements or deeds mentioned here over time are by Jews.
Could we have a few by goys for a change?

Posted by: G6loq at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (HkgBd)

372 Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (UFLLM)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (ZNG0R)

373 The Kristol bit is predicated on the notion that anyone knows or gives a shit what Bill Kristol has to say about anything.
Obviously a BK fantasy.

Posted by: red speck at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (6Krd7)

374 We know that wasn't the REAL Billy Kay Riesenfel...he only travails(!) by Das BOOT with 3 cabin boys in tow!!!



DIVE DIVE DIVE.....

I give it 3 ani outta 5.

Posted by: saf at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (5IHGB)

375 WHINE,WHINE,WHINE THE LIBERALS ARE MARCHING

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (wGqjj)

The Morning Rant

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"Ohio passed a bill outlawing abortion after detection of the fetal heartbeat. But not before an amendment was proposed by lawmaker Janine Boyd to exempt African American women from the new regulations. So, is Ms. Boyd some sort of retrograde racist/KKK type who managed to sneak onto the Ohio legislature and is now fighting to implement a covert white supremacist agenda? You might well think so, but as a matter of fact, Ms. Boyd is a progressive Democrat and an African American. So why would a black woman want fewer black babies just like the evil white supremacists presumably do? Why are their interests so closely aligned? I think it's because at its core, progressivism is a philosophy of death. Despite all of its high-minded rhetoric about human rights, equality, fairness, grrl power, and liberation from oppression (all of which, by the way, it pretty much stole from the Christian church), progressivism is really nothing more than a demonic suicidal death cult. That's all it ever is, and ever can be. And when there's nothing else left to murder, it will turn on itself. All progressives ever actually produce is death: dead cultures, dead countries, dead economies, dead higher education, dead races, dead children, dead babies, and a dead future. The ultimate purpose of progressivism is that we might have death, and that we might have it more abundantly."



Old and Busted: Seize, Pounce.
New Hotness: Stoke



Yeah, look at those angry nuns. You can tell they're just stroking out with rage.



Things We'll Never See:

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Hottest Hot Take:


Dumbness level = 885 millikohns.



Coming Soon:

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Meanwhile:

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Vintage Beauty:

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I have no idea how her hat stays on her head. Unless she's using some sort of anti-grav device, in which case this photo is proof of time travel.



When Men Were Men:

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(click for bigger neff)



Monday's celebs: Dolly Parton and Satchmo. The dead musicians are:

1st Row: Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, Freddy Mercury, Bob Marley
2nd Row: Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Amy Winehouse, (see below)
3rd Row: Whitney Houston, Elvis, Beethoven, Jim Morrison
4th Row: Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, John Lennon, Tupac Shakur

The guy on the far right of the second row was the one most of you morons (myself included) had a hard time identifying. After some spirited discussion, the mystery man was identified as Metallica bassist Cliff Burton. Confirmed by 'stumck' who found the picture used in the collage.

Also h/t to Lady in Black for linking to this fantastic video of Roy Clark displaying his absolute mastery of the guitar:



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.


Answered prayer:

Fenelon’s retired clergyman’s friend’s daughter, Karen, had a mammogram. Cyst was something easily taken care of and she has no sign of cancer. Thanks for prayers.

JQ’s father was able to placed in a nursing home about a month ago (I just received the update) where JQ reports he is thriving- unlike before.


Updates:

4/4- Emmie’s mother has gone to be with the Lord. Emmie thanks the horde members for their prayers-they felt uplifted by them-and Emmie was grateful to God that they were able to care for her mother at home and that siblings and spouses were able to be with her when she passed. Prayers for comfort and strength for the and friends of Emmie’s mom.

4/14-OldDoginMO’s wife is back in the hospital after her Whipple procedure. There was some sort of problem. Please continue to pray for her for healing and for strength for she and OldDog and their family too.

4/14-OldRadarTech had extensive surgery including a “mushroom” to replace end of lower arm and also got thirteen screws and a plate to keep things in place. He appreciates the prayers and ask for prayers for healing for as much use of his arm and hand as possible.

4/22-ibguy reports that his friend’s wife, Debbie K, passed away on April 22nd of 4th stage lung cancer. Prayers for comfort and support for family and friends at this very difficult time

4/25 Fenelon’s son is hitting a bump in the road after some progress with his mental health issues. Prayers for healing for the ability to get the correct types of meds would be much appreciated. Thanks

4/25-Calm Mentor is still facing homelessness this Thursday. He thanks everyone who has been able to help him out thus far and for their prayers. His e-mail is teboyletd@ aol.com


Job Needs:

Kallisto has part-time job. She thanks everybody for prayers. Please continue to pray as she needs a full-time job.

Patrick and his girlfriend Lisa need jobs. Patrick would like a job as a technical writer or editor. Lisa is looking for a job in development or business process engineering roles.

Fenelon is again looking for a PT job and would appreciate prayers

Fenelon’s congregant “D” is going for a job interview more related to his background this Thursday morning, so prayers for that would be appreciated. He still is facing eviction this month and has legal issues. so prayers would still be thankfully received.

Anonymous Poster needs prayer so that he not lose another job. Also needs peace of mind too as where he works in very noisy.


Continuing requests:

-Prayers for RickL tumor has grown Prayers for complete healing

-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Mom had stroke in June. Dad has dementia and doesn’t know where he is sometimes, Slap is caring for them so he needs prayer as well He also needs a donor for a liver transplant.

-BuckIV need prayer for his sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type.

-Renningantx asked for prayers for his uncle Jimmy who had been cancer free for 12 years but aggressive cancer has Prayers for complete healing.

-LadyL asked for prayers for healing for a dear friend, Jean, who has had a recurrence of Mantle Cell Lymphoma, which is an aggressive cancer and hard to treat

-Prayers of complete healing needed for Nora Elizabeth, great niece of Mrs. Leggy. Nora Elizabeth is a baby has brain tumors and will need a year of chemo at the least.

-USNtakim is having a lot of mobility issues and his wife is in pain every day. Please pray that some treatment become available to help lessen this pain and these conditions.

3/7-Shibumi and Bozo Conservative newly married. Need rough places made smooth so that they can live together.

3/12-TonyPete’s wife is having rheumatology and neurology issues. Praying for a lessening of painful, difficult symptoms and a way forward with doctors.

3/12-NorthernLurker needs money and job. Also asks for prayer in area of new relationships. Niece’s son, Josh, needs healing. Very troubled boy with numerous behavioral issues. Pray also that authorities do what is right for the family.

3/13-Bicentennial Guy, mom and dad’s pug dog is very ill, has returning cancer. Has to be put down next week. Prayers for comfort and strength for his mom and dad and blaster who gave them the pug.

3/13-Josephistan, prayers for mom’s recovery and peace of mind and for strength for Josephistan so he can take care of her.

3/15-Bete in reflection had pain in neck after shoveling snow. Has cancer and one treatment but has some hope. Prayers for complete healing.

3/19- Red’s young friend has GI issues. Was having a consultation with doctor on 3/20, probably getting a scope. Needs healing.

3/20-Hrothgar, aging sister-in-law, Elizabeth, failing physically and mentally. He doesn’t have resources to help her. Going day by day. Needs prayer for wisdom and direction for help for sister-in-law.

3/20 Backwards Boy is having financial issues because of gigs being cancelled. Prayers are much appreciated for that situation.

3/23-Soc_rat_eeze still recovering after colonoscopy. Asked for prayers for clearance of pulmonary embolism, early and successful reversal of colonoscopy, general recovery of strength and fitness. Also, asked for prayers for Mrs. Eeze who is carrying the load while he recovers. Soc_rat_eeze is grateful for all the prayers which he felt were uplifting him.

3/26-Blaster asks for prayers for his 17 year old son and 13 year old daughter who are depressed, anxious, and not doing well in school Blaster’s son won’t talk to him. For healing and help for Blaster and children. UPDATE-Blaster’s son has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital for suicidal ideation and self harm but Blaster has been able to speak with him, Prayers for complete healing for his son.

3/31-Sock Monkey’s dad went to be with the Lord on March 22 after suffering from advanced Alzheimer's. Sock Monkey wanted to thank the horde for their prayers. Please keep Sock Monkey’s family and friends in prayer for comfort after their loss.

4/2-Lurker Terri asked for prayer for her cousin’s adult son, DE, who has a condition called crypto for the last 6 months and has not responded to treatment. Can’t eat regular food and has been in the hospital. Prayers for healing for DE and peace for understandably distraught mom.

4/3-Prayers asked for Jane D’oh’s dear friend, SU. SU is dying after fighting years of various forms of cancer. Requested in-home hospice care and quit medications. Wants to die peacefully and as painlessly as possible. Prayers for peaceful passing and comfort for family, friends, church, and community.

4/7-Aviator is in hospital with blood pressure and other issues. Please pray for complete healing

4/8-Poster “Rarity” asked for prayers for her friend’s young adult daughter who was recently diagnosed with cancer. Surgery to remove it was unsuccessful and now additional tumor was found in lung, Prayers for healing and that family and friends be able to fight this.

4/10-Kitsabass’ stepdaughter had emergency appendectomy. Within a week Mrs. Kitsabass had to go to the emergency room for kidney stones. Needed surgery for parathyroid issues and has used up annual and sick leave. Prayers for healing and rough places made smooth.

4/10-Elisabeth G’s ulcerative colitis has worsened after food poisoning last fall, which has exacerbated other chronic health conditions. Also landlady has accepted offer on house Elisabeth is living in. Needs housing financing for something she can afford because she is only able to work part time teaching and writing and editing because of health conditions. Is under a lot of stress. Prayers for healing and that rough places be made smooth

4/17 -Anon y mouse’s wife, Mrs. Mouse, had high blood pressure related to cyst on kidney and pressure on kidney and adrenal gland. Also had arrhythmia. I believe she had been scheduled for surgery which has taken place so prayers for healing much appreciated

4/18-Prayers for TonyPete’s friend, Kate, who lost her husband at a young age (27) to cancer and just recently lost her two little girls in a tragic accident.

4/22-Average Guy’s 19 year old son admitted himself to psychiatric care after a suicide attempt. He has been dealing with depression, anxiety and suicidal thoughts for several years. Prayers for healing.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Grilled Salmon Marinated In Garlic And Herbs:

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Salmon recipe is here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:20 AM




Comments

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1 Too much content to be first.

Posted by: engineer at April 24, 2019 11:20 AM (cBJIn)

2 Whoa!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 11:21 AM (0tfLf)

3 Fred McMurry

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:21 AM (wW03z)

4 Granny Clampett and Fred McMurray.

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:21 AM (ykq7q)

5 Salmon...and I just got in about 15 lbs of halibut!
Yum!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 11:21 AM (0tfLf)

6 The ladies back then really went in for the cantilevered look. I'm not complaining.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:22 AM (wW03z)

7 The ultimate purpose of progressivism is that we might have death, and that we might have it more abundantly."
A perfect summation.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy Ut at April 24, 2019 11:23 AM (DTI8p)

8 fred macmurray

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 24, 2019 11:23 AM (kwbNb)

9 3 Fred McMurry
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:21 AM (wW03z)


But of course!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:23 AM (rJIiw)

10 Anal your sis (which is what commentators on TV are really thinking about) shows....

That Christianity around the world IS under attack, but you need to shut up and die like the sheep we want you to be.

Western Civilization is under attack, from within. We need to understand who our enemies actually are.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (NgKpN)

11 The girl is in MPPPP's wheelhouse, I don't know that one. (The ones I know took their clothes off for Alfred Cheney Johnson).

No clue on the guy, either. I'll say Broderick Crawford because I don't know what Broderick Crawford looked like.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

12 "I have no idea why her hat doesn't just fall off of her head."

Clearly photoshopping.

Posted by: RM at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (U3LtS)

13 HAT PINS.

That's what hat pins were for. They go through the hat and into the tied up hair-bun.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (BD/yx)

14 That lady has a log on her head. Count the rings.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (sjdRT)

15 No content reading for a >20!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

16 Too much content to be first.

It took me 3 minutes just to scroll down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 11:25 AM (2yfcr)

17 Fred MacMurray , known best as the lovable dad on My Three Sons but his two biggest roles are where he played the biggest douchebag. The Apartment and Caine Munity.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 11:25 AM (Srnuc)

18 Is that a Gibson Girl?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:26 AM (O2RFr)

19 Clara Bow
Fred McMurray

Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2019 11:26 AM (FTPVM)

20 It took me 3 minutes just to scroll down.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 11:25 AM (2yfcr)

LOL

#metoo

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 11:27 AM (BD/yx)

21 13 HAT PINS.
That's what hat pins were for. They go through the hat and into the tied up hair-bun.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (BD/yx)


OK, but that hat looks so big and heavy and her head is tilted back so far, I would think the weight of the hat would tear the pins right out of her hair.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:27 AM (rJIiw)

22 RE: the hat, a few ideas. First, there are a lot of bobby pins holding it in place. Next, the actual flat part of the hat might be extremely lightweight. There looks to be some ostrich feathers in the back, and if they're low enough, they probably help balance things out and make it stay in place.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 24, 2019 11:27 AM (TYC2c)

23 You see, not only is your speech violence, now your prayers are violence too!!!

Posted by: SJW powers ACTIVATE! at April 24, 2019 11:27 AM (lDZuI)

24 Right. Fred McMurray.

Not Clara Bow though.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 11:27 AM (fuK7c)

25 18 Is that a Gibson Girl?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:26 AM (O2RFr)


I believe it is.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (rJIiw)

26 OK, but that hat looks so big and heavy and her head is tilted back so far, I would think the weight of the hat would tear the pins right out of her hair.


That's what the nails are for.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (wW03z)

27 I'm gonna be contentious and say musicians is the wrong word for quite a few of those since they did nothing but sing.

Posted by: Troll so hard at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (iCpfm)

28 Vintage Beauty Super-Villain-

Madame Mesmerism

Come for the decollete
Stay for the Hypnoses-Hat



Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (CRRq9)

29
Lily Langtry and Fred MacMurray

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (pNxlR)

30 Back when men were men, and had enough oil in their hair to put OPEC out of business.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)

31 17 Fred MacMurray , known best as the lovable dad on My Three Sons but his two biggest roles are where he played the biggest douchebag. The Apartment and Caine Munity.


Don't forget Double Indemnity.

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (88xKn)

32 22 RE: the hat, a few ideas. First, there are a lot of bobby pins holding it in place. Next, the actual flat part of the hat might be extremely lightweight. There looks to be some ostrich feathers in the back, and if they're low enough, they probably help balance things out and make it stay in place.



Still, anything over the lightest zephyr and she'd be airborne.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (wW03z)

33 That neck looks enhanced, or possibly the result of years of giant hat support.

Posted by: Downcast at April 24, 2019 11:29 AM (p6Q7Q)

34 Breaking news:
BREAKING: One of Sri Lanka suicide bombers studied in the UK, state defence minister says [and did post-grad in Australia]

https://twitter.com/haynesdeborah/status/
1120920065627574272

Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)

35 24
Not Clara Bow though.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 11:27 AM (fuK7c)


Right. It isn't Clara. It's not someone I would expect anyone to know, other than perhaps MP4.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:29 AM (rJIiw)

36 Mae West?
She has nice boobehs!

Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2019 11:29 AM (FTPVM)

37 "I think it's because at its core, progressivism is a philosophy of death. Despite all of its high-minded rhetoric about human rights, equality, fairness, grrl power, and liberation from oppression"

Don't forget, sex 24/7 with all genders and vegetation, unicorn farts, and pixie dust.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 11:29 AM (3sjI6)

38 Stupid auto-correct-

That's Hypno-Hat

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2019 11:29 AM (CRRq9)

39 HAT PINS.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (BD/yx)

HAT HAS NO HOM HER

anyway, it's lag bolts.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 24, 2019 11:29 AM (IqOTP)

40 From Previous Thread:

BREAKING: 101 days into office, @JBPritzker is under FEDERAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION for his toilet removal "scheme to defraud" taxpayers, which lowered the property tax bill on Pritzker's Chicago mansion by $331,000.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)
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You can't make this shit up. Get it! Hahahah. I crack myself up.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (G0vdT)

41 Great content.

I love the equavalency tweet and headlines.

Somewhat on topic: Babylon Bee has a great take on Clinton's Easter Worshipers.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (XROPS)

42 Back when men were men, and had enough oil in their hair to put OPEC out of business.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)

Vitalis!...Wild Root!

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (ykq7q)

43 Hey I just came up with a totally original idea!!! It is called The MacGuffin.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (pw+jk)

44
26,647.43 -8.96 (-0.03%)
As of 11:29AM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (2yfcr)

45 That gal is hot stuff in a hat pin.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (aiaVe)

46 Don't forget Double Indemnity.
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (88xKn)


Right. That's the role I took the 'neff' reference from.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (rJIiw)

47 Eleanor Roosevelt (before the ugly set in) and Fred McMurray. Now that was a couple!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (3sjI6)

48 Is that Jennie Whats-her-name, mother of Winston Churchill? Dude is Fred McMurray

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 24, 2019 11:31 AM (YslsA)

49 Vitalis!...Wild Root!
Posted by: BignJames


I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:31 AM (wW03z)

50 I thought Gibson Girls were a style of painting, not a set of actual girls?

The girls ACJ photographed were Ziegfield Girls, who were real girls who played in Zifgfield Follies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 11:31 AM (fuK7c)

51 OK, I knew I'd seen that picture before. But where?

Hat and hair style say late 19th - early 20th century. Deep décolletage says probably not a society belle.

**searches through books**

Camille Clifford. Most famous for winning a contest sponsored by "Gibson Girl" artist Charles Dana Gibson to find the living incarnation of his woman. I don't particularly see it myself (the pug nose doesn't do it for me), but that's her.

And let's go back to Evelyn Nesbit. Here is when she posed for Gibson's drawing, "The Eternal Question:"

https://tinyurl.com/y2x7qhch

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2019 11:31 AM (Ki5SV)

52 Fred MacMurray! The story goes he never had an acting lesson in his life, yet he was a mainstay of Hollywood, playing rats like the one in Double Indemnity and comic/lovable roles, from the Forties to the Seventies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:33 AM (elsTe)

53 Back when men were men, and had enough oil in their hair to put OPEC out of business.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)

Vitalis!...Wild Root!
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (ykq7q)

Brylcreem! A little dab will do ya! A larger amount can lubricate automobiles!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)

54 Assume it's Fred MacMurry.

Damn, right there is how you use a 4x5 bellows camera. I took a freaking semester with those things, and my business had one (handled by people that knew their shit).

But, to look at the image on a glass with a loupe, upside down, and adjust the perspective and depth of field is a PIA. Note how his face is in perfect focus, but move a little further back? Not to mention awesome lighting from the stone age. Photographer had skillz.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2019 11:33 AM (sLicW)

55 Men suck and morbidly obese women are the shiznit.

Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department at April 24, 2019 11:33 AM (pw+jk)

56 I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:31 AM (wW03z)

Fop!

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:33 AM (ykq7q)

57 Vintage beauty has epic bazongas.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 11:34 AM (88+cf)

58 I'm a Dapper Dan man.


All we carry is Fop. I can order it, but it takes two weeks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 11:34 AM (2yfcr)

59 Have they released the names of the Sri Lanka bombers?
If so, how many times does the word Mobammed show up?

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at April 24, 2019 11:34 AM (aUm7V)

60 Still, anything over the lightest zephyr and she'd be airborne.
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (wW03z)

That only happens to cute Nuns.

Posted by: Ricaldo Montabon at April 24, 2019 11:34 AM (NgKpN)

61 The story goes he never had an acting lesson in his life, yet he was a mainstay of Hollywood


IMO, acting is not something that really requires a lot of skill and training. Perhaps some people benefit marginally, but most of the time, you're either born with the ability or you aren't.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:34 AM (wW03z)

62 >55
Men suck and morbidly obese women are the shiznit.


Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department at April 24, 2019 11:33 AM (pw+jk)


No more Spice for you idiots. Say hi to Nike in your permanent time outs.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 11:34 AM (sjdRT)

63 zerohedge @zerohedge
56s
DOJ WON'T COMPLY ON HOUSE SUBPOENA OVER CENSUS QUESTION: CNN

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (BqBId)

64 Come for the decollete

Stay for the Hypnoses-Hat


LOL.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (TYC2c)

65 Somebody suggested Granny Clampett -- could that be Irene Ryan?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (elsTe)

66 Men suck and morbidly obese women are the shiznit.


Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department
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I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (lDZuI)

67 46 Don't forget Double Indemnity.
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (88xKn)


When I finally saw that movie, in my 40's, I had a much different assessment of Barbara Stanwyck than I had from only seeing her in The Big Valley TV series.

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (AMIL/)

68 >>Vintage beauty has epic bazongas.


Butterface

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (gou/W)

69 Whoever she is, that corset makes her look like a babe and a half.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (elsTe)

70 I think it's because at its core, progressivism is a philosophy of death.

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Coincidentally, their favorite religion is Islam.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

71 Trump SUCKS!!!

Posted by: Mitt Romknee at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (pw+jk)

72 Hillary has no problem with Easter worshippers...except for that whole ten commandments thing. When she hit for the cycle by breaking all ten, she found out you didn't get a cash prize or positive recognition.

Posted by: JB1000 at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (16OL0)

73 Dude is LT Tom Keefer (in civvies, after the court appearance).

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)

74 >>Vintage beauty has epic bazongas.


Butterface




and a lazy eye.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (2yfcr)

75 Interesting report out that the former head of Iranian Counterintelligence, a Brigadier General in the Revolutionary Guards, has defected to the US and brought a lot of intel with him.

https://tinyurl.com/yyphcgoz

fascinating if true.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

76 So apparently J.B. Pritzker, who is worth $3.5 Billion, is being investigated for defrauding taxpayers to the tune of a ~$330k decrease in his property tax bill. These people are truly sociopathic imbeciles.

If you're worth $100k, it would be like risking your current job for 10 bucks.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)

77 51Camille Clifford. Most famous for winning a contest sponsored by "Gibson Girl" artist Charles Dana Gibson to find the living incarnation of his woman.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2019 11:31 AM (Ki5SV)


MP4 FTW!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (rJIiw)

78 Thanks for including me in your Prayer List, FenelonSpoke. And for everybody else who tolerates my occasional rants due to financial pressures.

Prayers up for all on The Prayer List. Life is rough even at its best.
I'd also like to add the guy who was in front of me at the pharmacy last week who was telling the sweet little tech behind the counter about his 6-year-old daughter's struggles with seizures that the doctors seem to be unable to get a handle on as of now. Never seen him before, but the pain in his voice was moving. He didn't break down or anything (or even get close), but you could tell he was hurting for his little girl. I said I'd pray for her and him and maybe the Horde will too.

Prayers up for all who need them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (HaL55)

79 *cheers for Poppins! That was impressive*

Note how his face is in perfect focus, but move a little further back?


Depth of field is a function of aperture. Wider means less depth of field, smaller means more.

I still have and have used my father's Crown Graphic (it has a lens shutter, the Speed Graphic had a focal plane shutter).

Cool stuff to muck around with.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (fuK7c)

80 >Butterface

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (gou/W)


So, she is not a 1?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (sjdRT)

81 Note how his face is in perfect focus, but move a little further back? Not to mention awesome lighting from the stone age. Photographer had skillz.
Posted by: clutch cargo



Since you pointed it out, you're spot on. His face is crisp as overdone bacon, but the hair on the side of his head is OOF.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (wW03z)

82
Fred MacMuray.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (zBaqJ)

83 http://bit.ly/2W5VcLd
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Poll: Majority Believe Barr's Mueller Report Summary Was 'Largely Accurate'
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NeverTrumpers, LibTARDS & DemoCRAZY'S hardest hit

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (BqBId)

84 "Yeah, look at those angry nuns. You can tell they're just stroking out with rage".

That's White Patriarchal Rage (tm)! Oh, wait...they're not White nor men. OK, it's Oppressive Christianity Rage (tm)!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (3sjI6)

85 THE BAD MAN SAID DOODY!!!

Posted by: Shitt Romney at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (FTPVM)

86 Interesting report out that the former head of Iranian Counterintelligence, a Brigadier General in the Revolutionary Guards, has defected to the US and brought a lot of intel with him.

https://tinyurl.com/yyphcgoz

fascinating if true.
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Paging Jack Straw -

Does this fellow know what happened to the pallets of cash?

Posted by: simplemind at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (WgbS2)

87 I knew they would tie the Sri Lanka bombings to trump. Their PM says it was in retaliation for the Christchurch attacks on the Mosque, which was perpetrated by a white supremacist who in turn was spurred on by Donald trumps response to Charlottesville ... Thus trump caused it!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

88 >> Interesting report out that the former head of Iranian Counterintelligence, a Brigadier General in the Revolutionary Guards, has defected to the US and brought a lot of intel with him.


Say thanks and then bury him in an unmarked grave.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 11:38 AM (gou/W)

89 65 Somebody suggested Granny Clampett -- could that be Irene Ryan?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:35 AM (elsTe)


No. See #51.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:38 AM (rJIiw)

90 Prayers up Horde.

Fenelon and Blaster, my heart goes out to you, since we have been there. The road is slow, and very bumpy. Hang in there, and above all, let your children know how much you love them. That is for you as much as it is for your kids. My prayers are with you both through this. If I were nearby, I'd be dropping off a roast beef dinner with pineapple upside down cake. Feed the body, then feed the soul.

Love you all.

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2019 11:38 AM (mFoNl)

91 Fred MacMurray. Damn.

Posted by: vivi at April 24, 2019 11:38 AM (11H2y)

92 Charlottesville?


Didn't that fat chick die of a heart attack?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 11:39 AM (gou/W)

93 >>Say thanks and then bury him in an unmarked grave. Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 11:38 AM (gou/W)

Edited to read: ...and then bury him up to the neck.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)

94 67
46 Don't forget Double Indemnity.

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (88xKn)





When I finally saw that movie, in my 40's, I had a much different
assessment of Barbara Stanwyck than I had from only seeing her in The
Big Valley TV series.

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2019

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. . .
If DI has a flaw, for me it's Stanwyck's casting. Don't get me wrong; she's absolutely convincing in the role of co-murderer. But I just can't see why MacMurray's Walter Neff would be so enamored of her. She seems . . . hard. Of course he might like that type. But there isn't the heated chemistry between them that you'd expect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:39 AM (elsTe)

95 This is the picture I found of Clifford, and the one you will most likely find in searches, sometimes mistakenly identified as the actress Valeska Surratt:

https://tinyurl.com/y683ufjw

She was said to have an 18-inch waist. Here's another view:

https://tinyurl.com/y5wg73b7

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2019 11:39 AM (Ki5SV)

96 Does this fellow know what happened to the pallets of cash?
Posted by: simplemind at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (WgbS2)

I did not have sex with those pallets!--unnamed Clinton Foundation official.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (3sjI6)

97 Back when men were men, and had enough oil in their hair to put OPEC out of business.



Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)



Vitalis!...Wild Root!

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:30 AM (ykq7q)

Well I don't want Fop, goddamnit... I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (ERkyq)

98 >> This is the picture I found of Clifford


Big.

Red.


What's not to like?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (gou/W)

99 MP4 FTW!

Yeah, but I kinda got part of it... The Gibson girl connection... Do I get a consolation prize?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

100 87 I knew they would tie the Sri Lanka bombings to trump. Their PM says it was in retaliation for the Christchurch attacks on the Mosque, which was perpetrated by a white supremacist who in turn was spurred on by Donald trumps response to Charlottesville ... Thus trump caused it!
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

Its the latest game.

6 degrees of separation from OrangeManBad

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

101 She was said to have an 18-inch waist.


That was considerably more common then. Mother928, born in 1933, had a 19" waist when she got married.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 11:41 AM (2yfcr)

102 and morbidly obese women are the shiznit.
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I would agree.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at April 24, 2019 11:41 AM (vg8iE)

103 Charlottesville?





Didn't that fat chick die of a heart attack?



Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 11:39 AM (gou/W)

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Just when I was about to get a contract from Gillette. Timing in life is everything.

Posted by: Morbidly Obese Chick that Died in Charlottesville at April 24, 2019 11:41 AM (pw+jk)

104 Average Guy, prayers up for you too.

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2019 11:41 AM (mFoNl)

105
She's wearing a Black Hole hat. Looks like she's going to be sucked across the event horizon any second now.

She's cute, but I'd need to see her elbows before I'd make a final determination. One must have standards...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 24, 2019 11:41 AM (HaL55)

106 The man is Fred McMurray

The woman I would say is Alice Roosevelt, Teddy R's first daughter.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2019 11:42 AM (0Ntuf)

107 95
This is the picture I found of Clifford, and the one you will most
likely find in searches, sometimes mistakenly identified as the actress
Valeska Surratt:



https://tinyurl.com/y683ufjw



She was said to have an 18-inch waist. Here's another view:



https://tinyurl.com/y5wg73b7



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2019

*
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. . .

So, not a corset then? Okay by me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:42 AM (elsTe)

108 Did somebody mention a blackhole?

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 24, 2019 11:42 AM (pw+jk)

109 When I finally saw that movie, in my 40's, I had a much different assessment of Barbara Stanwyck than I had from only seeing her in The Big Valley TV series.

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2019

Linda Evans was a total doll in that series. Of course, she looked like the typical dumb blonde. But, you tend to ignore that for a while when you're focused on her face and boobies.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 11:42 AM (3sjI6)

110
OK Hordelings, gotta take B'Gal to the daktari.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 24, 2019 11:42 AM (HaL55)

111 That was considerably more common then. Mother928, born in 1933, had a 19" waist when she got married.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 11:41 AM (2yfcr)

I got a 19"......neck.

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:43 AM (ykq7q)

112 101 She was said to have an 18-inch waist.


That was considerably more common then. Mother928, born in 1933, had a 19" waist when she got married.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 11:41 AM (2yfcr)


Well you fucked that up Grump

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 24, 2019 11:43 AM (FTPVM)

113 Fred MacMurray was a big time Republican.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 11:43 AM (Srnuc)

114 18 inch waist? Did she have her ribs removed?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2019 11:43 AM (kjKrC)

115 Say thanks and then bury him in an unmarked grave.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 11:38 AM (gou/W)

Turncoats with that level of knowledge are incredibly valuable! The Iranians are the ones who want to kill him now, for fear of what he could tell us.

As someone already alluded to, just imagine what he knows about the secret contacts and secret deals between Obama and the Ayatollahs. Come to think of it, I'll bet Obama and Valerie Jarrett want him dead, too. He literally is the Man who Knows Too Much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

116 So apparently J.B. Pritzker, who is worth $3.5 Billion, is being
investigated for defrauding taxpayers to the tune of a ~$330k decrease
in his property tax bill. These people are truly sociopathic imbeciles.

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What is the point of being a rich liberal if you can't defraud the public? I mean you might as well be a Republican then.

0 Links

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2019 11:44 AM (cRkMZ)

117 Well, well, well. We've been on a regular Gibson Girl kick around here lately. Nice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 11:44 AM (5aX2M)

118
6 degrees of separation from connection to OrangeManBad

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (NgKpN)


Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:44 AM (rJIiw)

119 Anne Hathaway and Fred MacMurray.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2019 11:44 AM (/qEW2)

120 72 Hillary has no problem with Easter worshippers...except for that whole ten commandments thing. When she hit for the cycle by breaking all ten, she found out you didn't get a cash prize or positive recognition.
Posted by: JB1000 at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (16OL0)

her hubby do not do #7!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

121 18 inch waist? Did she have her ribs removed?


She had to untie the whalebone corset once a week to poop.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 11:44 AM (fuK7c)

122 Stoke me, stoke me...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK8)

123 Depth of field is a function of aperture. Wider means less depth of field, smaller means more.


I still have and have used my father's Crown Graphic (it has a lens shutter, the Speed Graphic had a focal plane shutter).


Cool stuff to muck around with.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (fuK7c)



Yes, I still shoot for a living with teh modern stuff, a decent 1.4 will set you back a few quatloos.


The thing about the bellows is tilting it to adjust perspective. This shot, you can see the plane of focus at an angle, so his right shoulder is in focus, slightly in front of his face. It's literally like a sheet of 1" thick glass. I was ok at shooting things far away and adjusting (architecture) but up-close, you can totally make the subject look like their face is stretched out. Stunning work.

I have a few vintage (roll) cameras, but nothing this large. It's weird though, I can still close my eyes and see the steps of pulling the 4x5 out of the frame in a darkroom, and loading it back up. Some things you never forget.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM (sLicW)

124 She was said to have an 18-inch waist.





That was considerably more common then
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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Posted by: Some Genderfluid Landwhale with a 48in waist at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM (cRkMZ)

125 Fred MacMurray was a big time Republican.

Had/.has a winery in my neck of the woods. his daughter runs it now

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

126 Linda Evans was a total doll in that series. Of
course, she looked like the typical dumb blonde. But, you tend to ignore
that for a while when you're focused on her face and boobies.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019

*
*
She married John Derek as part two of his career, "Marrying Dynamite Blondes With Gorgeous Bodies." Earlier he had been married to Ursula Andress of Dr. No fame, and later to, you guessed it, Bo Derek.
Not much else to say, is there? Hey, bartender! Another beer here!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM (elsTe)

127 Interesting report out that the former head of Iranian Counterintelligence, a Brigadier General in the Revolutionary Guards, has defected to the US and brought a lot of intel with him.

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Yeah, right, like they have intelligence in Iran.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

128 I never saw DI. Wikipedia says at the end Neff told Keyes he loved him. What was that about?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (Srnuc)

129 She was said to have an 18-inch waist.


That was considerably more common then. Mother928, born in 1933, had a 19" waist when she got married.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 11:41 AM (2yfcr)

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Corset....


Like feet binding for the waist.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)

130 106 The man is Fred McMurray
The woman I would say is Alice Roosevelt, Teddy R's first daughter.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2019 11:42 AM (0Ntuf)


Half right. See #51 for the other half.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (rJIiw)

131 The book I found the picture in was The Girl in the Swansdown Seat by Cyril Pearl. It used to be on Amazon, but it isn't now, so no link.

And now I need to get back to work. Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (Ki5SV)

132 Did we find out the cause of the Notre Dame fire yet? Or is it down the memory hole?

Posted by: WhatWasMyName at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (UNyae)

133 Wow, the dad in the cardigan from My Three Sons was quite sexy.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (h5Lyp)

134 Prayers for the horde!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

135 Willowed, re-posting WRT to Pritzker scam:

My favorite is "Man of the People" Bruce Springsteen. He bought an adjacent vacant lot to his mansion, and planted something-or-other on it, then used his pull in NJ to get the place re-zoned as a farm, to cut his taxes down to "jack shit."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (5aX2M)

136 Vintage hottie has a rack on her!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (bcbK8)

137 BREAKING: 101 days into office, @JBPritzker is under FEDERAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION for his toilet removal "scheme to defraud" taxpayers, which lowered the property tax bill on Pritzker's Chicago mansion by $331,000.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)
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You can't make this shit up. Get it! Hahahah. I crack myself up.
Posted by: WisRich


No shit!?!

Posted by: George is pissed! at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (rFmwm)

138 The hat, by the way, stays on her head via a railroad spike

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 11:47 AM (flINI)

139 Old and busted: Islamic rage boy

New hotness: Angry nuns and white right-wingerz

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

140 Yeah, but I kinda got part of it... The Gibson girl connection... Do I get a consolation prize?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr)


How about a laurel -- and hearty handshake?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:47 AM (rJIiw)

141 113
Fred MacMurray was a big time Republican.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019

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Ginger Rogers and John Wayne too. Once upon a time, being a Repub in Hollywood was NOT career suicide.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:47 AM (elsTe)

142 Loved Fred McMurray in "Double Indemnity". He was smarmy right up to the end.

Posted by: Abby at April 24, 2019 11:47 AM (SM/op)

143 How about a laurel -- and hearty handshake?

I'll take it

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

144 Fred MacMurray was a big time Republican.

Had/.has a winery in my neck of the woods. his daughter runs it now
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

He was also a big time purchased of property and land. That's how he was the richest actor in Hollywood for a short time.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 11:47 AM (Srnuc)

145 Wasn't Alice Roosevelt sort of a whorish party girl?

I'd have liked her.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)

146 My favorite is "Man of the People" Bruce Springsteen. He bought an adjacent vacant lot to his mansion, and planted something-or-other on it, then used his pull in NJ to get the place re-zoned as a farm, to cut his taxes down to "jack shit."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (5aX2M)

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Fixers Corollary:


Even the most ardent Socialist becomes a raging Capitalist when it comes to dealing with their own shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:48 AM (8XRCm)

147 >>6 degrees of separation from OrangeManBad
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

Challenge accepted.

1. Melania Trump (Knav) was secretly baptized as a Catholic in her youth.
2. Her homeland was conquered during the Ottoman-Habsburg wars.
3. She rejected Allah for a degenerate Western heresy 300 years after that conquest.
4. She is the wife of Donald Trump.
5. Donald Trump hates Islam because his wife tells him to.
6. Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 11:48 AM (Bdeb0)

148 My favorite is "Man of the People" Bruce Springsteen. He bought an adjacent vacant lot to his mansion, and planted something-or-other on it, then used his pull in NJ to get the place re-zoned as a farm, to cut his taxes down to "jack shit."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (5aX2M)

big scam in cal nj and ny to grow a few grapes or raise chickens and TADA farmer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 11:48 AM (JFO2v)

149 "at its core, progressivism is a philosophy of death."

probably correct. but presented as angels of light.


The origin of "evil" was (as the story goes, figurative or not) when Lucifer decided to rise up to be like God. God gives free will, but remaining thankful to and focused on a "higher power" is necessary. It is The Secret to a Radiant Life. (some pamphlet/book I recall from decades ago, opposed to focus on self or others)


For those that have no hope, they get their thrills by taking hope away from more joyous people, like the Grinch that stole Christmas. But many are so far gone, they can't come back, so as they are found out, they will burn "the village" to try to escape.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2019 11:48 AM (Cus5s)

150 IMO, acting is not something that really requires a lot of skill and training. Perhaps some people benefit marginally, but most of the time, you're either born with the ability or you aren't.
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 11:34 AM (wW03z)


It's an ability (talent) to ignore self awareness and become something completely different from yourself. You either have it or you don't.

Plus, being able to memorize lines quickly.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 11:49 AM (Fs5vw)

151 She was said to have an 18-inch waist.








That was considerably more common then
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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?


Posted by: Some Genderfluid Landwhale with a 48in waist at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM (cRkMZ)


Whatever the top award for a sock is, this should get it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 24, 2019 11:49 AM (9Om/r)

152 Per Tropic Thunder, most of the Horde can get a farming deduction.

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)

153 76 So apparently J.B. Pritzker, who is worth $3.5 Billion, is being investigated for defrauding taxpayers to the tune of a ~$330k decrease in his property tax bill. These people are truly sociopathic imbeciles.

If you're worth $100k, it would be like risking your current job for 10 bucks.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)

Yeah, but it's more about knowing you're getting away with fucking someone over for it.

It'd be more like if you have a 100k/year job, pickpocketing Tenners out of your co-workers wallets, because fuck 'em.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 11:49 AM (UnA8+)

154 142 Loved Fred McMurray in "Double Indemnity". He was smarmy right up to the end.
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Yep, he made a really good villain. Very convincingly played.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (k4dH2)

155 Yea, 350 plus killed tends to make people cranky. Da Fuq is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (xR1UF)

156 One point not often commented on - the NZ shooter was *explicitly* motivated by Muslim terrorists killing people in Europe and Europe doing jack shit about it - he mentions one deaf 12 year old girl the Muslims killed in Sweden by name.


If Europe and the US do jack shit about this attack (prediction: likely) this might lead to a whole lot more NZ shooters.



Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (cRkMZ)

157 Progressives, while they support cradle to grave care taking by the government, also support eliminating as many as they can from the system. That is why they support abortion of the poor, and euthanasia of the old.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (dNzKv)

158 >>>So why would a black woman want fewer black babies just like the evil white supremacists presumably do?

I'd guess she thinks that children would hold back black women from career advancement. But this is stupid. The current system would give their kids 3 squares a day in school and babysit them, all for free. The mother can be free to get drunk, play lotto, watch soaps, etc. without being inconvenienced in the slightest by her child, barely having to be aware that it is there. Heck, there are even convicted felons serving time with large numbers of children.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (/qEW2)

159 22 -- Depends on how many she used. Hat line of that era were huge, much longer than the ones commonly used today by Victorian re-enactors. Not to mention that that young lady had probably never had her hair cut in her entire life, so that hair arrangement was pretty darn substantial.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (ebZss)

160 118
6 degrees of separation from connection to OrangeManBad

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

Fixed.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:44 AM (rJIiw)

Nah, he had it right, I'm just glad they are using someone else now.

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

161 Did we find out the cause of the Notre Dame fire yet? Or is it down the memory hole?
Posted by: WhatWasMyName at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (UNyae)

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Unsafe for fire inspectors to enter. Despite claims they "saved" the main structure.

Also ruled out terrorism and say the fire was likely an electrical short. Again, despite no cause and origin inspectors haveing seen the site.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

162 1. Melania Trump (Knav) was secretly baptized as a Catholic in her youth.
2. Her homeland was conquered during the Ottoman-Habsburg wars.
3. She rejected Allah for a degenerate Western heresy 300 years after that conquest.
4. She is the wife of Donald Trump.
5. Donald Trump hates Islam because his wife tells him to.
6. Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 11:48 AM (Bdeb0)


Nice, but you forgot to preface it with "Straightforward from here"

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (rJIiw)

163 'It'd be more like if you have a 100k/year job, pickpocketing Tenners out of your co-workers wallets, because fuck 'em.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 11:49 AM (UnA8+)"

Yeah, that's a good analogue. But that would also be risking that job for very minimal gain just to be an asshole and steal from people. Which is sort of a leftist shibboleth, isn't it?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)

164 128
I never saw DI. Wikipedia says at the end Neff told Keyes he loved him. What was that about?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019

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Very different ending from (and IMO superior to) the book. It's clear that Keyes, Edward G. Robinson's older insurance man, thought of Neff as a son, though the word is never spoken. At the end Neff says to Keyes something like, "I was right under your nose all the time. Too close."

Keyes: "Closer than that." (The "son" reference, methinks)

Neff: "I love you too." (Sarcastic -- no ghey references here)

And Neff can't light his match, so Keyes lights his cigarette for him as we hear the police sirens in the distance. Fadeout.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (elsTe)

165 SH*T. I got one of the celebs right. I always try to studiously avoid this, but I fucked up.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (/qEW2)

166 I knew they would tie the Sri Lanka bombings to trump. Their PM says it was in retaliation for the Christchurch attacks on the Mosque, which was perpetrated by a white supremacist who in turn was spurred on by Donald trumps response to Charlottesville ... Thus trump caused it!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)



Eh, as usual Progtard has no knowledge of the world.

At Insty's, there a link from a Sri Lankan, who says this particular Muslim that murdered all of those Christians did so because....

They are radical monotheists and hate the Christian idea of the Holy Trinity.

And thus want to expunge all Christianity from the face of the Earth.

So, more Muslim Murder for their Murder God.


Explain to me now why we're importing so many of these delightful people with their wonderfully open minds and live and let live attitudes.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (CRRq9)

167
It's an ability (talent) to ignore self awareness and become
something completely different from yourself. You either have it or you
don't.

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Hey, I pull off smart straight guy high on coke almost every day of the week. Can I have my oscar? Though I think I'd really rather have the Tony...

Posted by: President Precedent at April 24, 2019 11:52 AM (cRkMZ)

168 muslim group, that is.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2019 11:52 AM (CRRq9)

169 So apparently J.B. Pritzker, who is worth $3.5 Billion, is being investigated for defrauding taxpayers to the tune of a ~$330k decrease in his property tax bill. These people are truly sociopathic imbeciles.

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My kind of town
Chicago is my kind of town!

Posted by: J.B. Pritzker at April 24, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)

170 It'd be more like if you have a 100k/year job, pickpocketing Tenners out of your co-workers wallets, because fuck 'em.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 11:49 AM (UnA8+)

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Someone understands what motivates at least 95% of politicians. It's not about money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 11:52 AM (5aX2M)

171 157 Progressives, while they support cradle to grave care taking by the government, also support eliminating as many as they can from the system. That is why they support abortion of the poor, and euthanasia of the old.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (dNzKv)

yep read about Ezekiel Emanuel and killing off young and old

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 11:52 AM (JFO2v)

172 Also ruled out terrorism and say the fire was likely an electrical short. Again, despite no cause and origin inspectors haveing seen the site.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)


Yes, it was amazing to me just how fast the French were able to definitely determine the cause. Their fire/arson investigators must be hella psychic.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:52 AM (rJIiw)

173 Hello Horde,

I'd like to thank all of you for the prayers, and special thanks to those who have helped more specifically.

If any of you could please help going forward, my email is teboyletd@aol.com, and is also linked in my nic. Thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 11:53 AM (ffYR/)

174 excellent summation of progressivism.

I'm trying to decide who needs the crusade first, leftists in the west or muslims around the world...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2019 11:53 AM (8D42x)

175 163 'It'd be more like if you have a 100k/year job, pickpocketing Tenners out of your co-workers wallets, because fuck 'em.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 11:49 AM (UnA8+)"

Yeah, that's a good analogue. But that would also be risking that job for very minimal gain just to be an asshole and steal from people. Which is sort of a leftist shibboleth, isn't it?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)

The gain isn't the important part.

The glee in seeing other people's loss is.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 11:53 AM (UnA8+)

176 Did we find out the cause of the Notre Dame fire yet? Or is it down the memory hole?
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I read this morning that "modern architects" want to replace the spire with......Islamic minaret.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

177 Loved Fred McMurray in "Double Indemnity". He was smarmy right up to the end.


He'll always be Prof. Brainerd to me.

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:53 AM (ykq7q)

178
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (GEhPL)

179 Progressives, while they support cradle to grave
care taking by the government, also support eliminating as many as they
can from the system. That is why they support abortion of the poor, and
euthanasia of the old.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (dNzKv)


At its core, the progressive movement has a belief that there are too many humans on this planet. They can't come out and say it, but they envision an enlightened future, where humans are in harmony with the natural world, by having fewer of them (not us) around, mucking things up.


In other words, progress = fewer humans, not better humanity.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (a2xio)

180 They are radical monotheists and hate the Christian idea of the Holy Trinity.



And thus want to expunge all Christianity from the face of the Earth.

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Yeah if you ever talk with honest Muslims their big bones with Christianity are the Trinity and the Divinity of Christ.

Of course Muslims going after Christians in a primarily Buddhist/Hindu country for "polytheism" is an interesting perspective.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (cRkMZ)

181 I'm trying to decide who needs the crusade first, leftists in the west or muslims around the world...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2019 11:53 AM (8D42x)

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ALWAYS deal with the threat standing next to you FIRST...

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

182 Fred McMurray will ALWAYS be Chip and Ernies Dad to me...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (flINI)

183 Also ruled out terrorism and say the fire was likely an electrical short. Again, despite no cause and origin inspectors haveing seen the site.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

And despite statements by the building people that there was NO electricity up where they fires started.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:55 AM (NgKpN)

184 Illinois Governors Gone Wild, Episode I've Lost Count.

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) and members of his family are reportedly under federal criminal investigation as part of a scheme to earn a tax break on a mansion by removing all the dwelling's toilets, thereby rendering it uninhabitable.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 11:55 AM (Boy/L)

185 177
Loved Fred McMurray in "Double Indemnity". He was smarmy right up to the end.





He'll always be Prof. Brainerd to me.

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019

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I grew up with him in Disney's The Shaggy Dog and on My Three Sons. But now I always think of his rotter roles in Indemnity, The Apartment, and The Caine Mutiny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (elsTe)

186
If Europe and the US do jack shit about this attack (prediction: likely) this might lead to a whole lot more NZ shooters.
___________________

Yep, that much bally-hooed backlash against the muzzies, which has long been warned about, may actually occur if the muzzies keep this shit up.

And if it does occur, it will likely be a fearsome thing to behold. Sort of like . . . waking a sleeping tiger, as some Japanese guy once remarked after Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (k4dH2)

187 My favorite is "Man of the People" Bruce Springsteen. He bought an
adjacent vacant lot to his mansion, and planted something-or-other on
it, then used his pull in NJ to get the place re-zoned as a farm, to cut
his taxes down to "jack shit."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 11:46 AM (5aX2M)

Don't forget the douchebag bon jovi who bought the 6.5 acre lot with a house on it next door and he raises bees on it so he only pays $104 in property taxes on that lot. Assholes.

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (dKm4U)

188 I'm sure the Notre Dame fire - at the second most well known Christian site in a country where Muslims and Atheists are attacking Christians sites - is a complete coincidence.


Just like Stephen Paddock attacking a Trump supporting country music concert after the media stoked fears of Trump supporters is also a complete coincidence.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (cRkMZ)

189
I knew they would tie the Sri Lanka bombings to trump. Their PM says it was in retaliation for the Christchurch attacks on the Mosque, which was perpetrated by a white supremacist who in turn was spurred on by Donald trumps response to Charlottesville ... Thus trump caused it!
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)


He is attempting to cover his own ass because we tipped them off that an attack on churches was imminent and they ignored it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (TAmPV)

190 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (IXZGh)

191 Did we find out the cause of the Notre Dame fire yet?

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Might've been Martians but definitely wasn't Muslims!

Posted by: J.B. Pritzker at April 24, 2019 11:57 AM (+y/Ru)

192 Fred McMurray will ALWAYS be Chip and Ernies Dad to me...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (flINI)


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He's the wing-tips on the opening credits.



And.... if any of you hordelings dont understand that visual or even know what wingtips are....

GIT OFF MUH LAWN!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:57 AM (8XRCm)

193 Delurking to note that every, single time I see that tweet from the WaPo, juxtaposing that asinine headline scaremongering about alt-right backlash with a photo of priests and nuns, it pisses me off royally. They do that shit on purpose so you will associate the religious with the crazies. Fuck you, WaPo. Sideways with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (SGw4W)

194 Also ruled out terrorism and say the fire was likely an electrical short. Again, despite no cause and origin inspectors haveing seen the site.
Posted by: fixerupper


Watched a guy on Facebook put a lit propane torch on a 300 yr old oak beam trying to get it to burn. After 5 minutes it was only charred in a four inch circle.

Electrical short my ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (Yzubb)

195 And Neff can't light his match, so Keyes lights his cigarette for him as we hear the police sirens in the distance. Fadeout.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (elsTe)


And then there was the 80s remake 'Body Heat'. When Kathleen Turner was teh hawt.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (rJIiw)

196 Something about today's food photo looks fishy.

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (SI3DS)

197 At its core, the progressive movement has a belief that there are too many humans on this planet. They can't come out and say it, but they envision an enlightened future, where humans are in harmony with the natural world, by having fewer of them (not us) around, mucking things up.


In other words, progress = fewer humans, not better humanity.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (a2xio)

Then why are they for unlimited immigration?

Europe and the US would be at Zero Population growth EXCEPT for importing excess population from third world places where the population is still expanding.

Stop that migration, and those places would be FORCED to cut back on children due to limited resources.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

198 1890s woman: she knew how to make a pie from scratch, but had pubic hair from her belly button to her knees.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (I4S4k)

199 Delurking to note that every, single time I see that tweet from the WaPo, juxtaposing that asinine headline scaremongering about alt-right backlash with a photo of priests and nuns, it pisses me off royally. They do that shit on purpose so you will associate the religious with the crazies. Fuck you, WaPo. Sideways with a rusty chainsaw.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (SGw4W)

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.... you need to post more....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

200 He's the wing-tips on the opening credits.


Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:57 AM (8XRCm)

That's "Mike"....the oldest son from the earlier episodes.

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (ykq7q)

201 I'm trying to decide who needs the crusade first, leftists in the west or muslims around the world...

***

Muslims are *only* a threat because of the modern Left.


Prior to the modern left (including communism) Europe did whatever the hell it wanted in the Muslim world and the Muslim world was able to jack squat about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2019 11:59 AM (cRkMZ)

202 Roy Clark played the Macarena?

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2019 11:59 AM (v0R5T)

203 And despite statements by the building people that there was NO electricity up where they fires started.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:55 AM (NgKpN)
And no work going on at the site where the fire started and that the "forest" would need "kindling" in order to ignite...
See the interview with the head architect at Notre Dame for 13 years 2000-2013. French with subtitles.___https://tinyurl.com/y5kydej9

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 11:59 AM (dKm4U)

204 195 And Neff can't light his match, so Keyes lights his cigarette for him as we hear the police sirens in the distance. Fadeout.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (elsTe)

And then there was the 80s remake 'Body Heat'. When Kathleen Turner was teh hawt.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (rJIiw)

Both are good, in different ways and for different reasons.

But I'll put Stanwyck right up there for sexiness in DI

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 11:59 AM (bcbK8)

205 Loved Fred McMurray in "Double Indemnity". He was smarmy right up to the end.





He'll always be Prof. Brainerd to me.

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 11:53 AM (ykq7q)


McMurray and Barbara Stanwick in a preposterous little road movie, "Remember the Night." One of my all-time favorites. Brilliant film, and a tough subject that our modern cinema would have a hard time doing today, because we don't have adults making movies anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2019 11:59 AM (a2xio)

206 >>I knew they would tie the Sri Lanka bombings to trump. Their PM says it was in retaliation for the Christchurch attacks on the Mosque, which was perpetrated by a white supremacist who in turn was spurred on by Donald trumps response to Charlottesville . . . Thus trump caused it!




Apparently those ISIS bomber are prescient since they've been planning this for 7-8 years.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

207 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (elsTe)

Thanks. That makes sense with the rest of the plot summary.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 11:59 AM (Srnuc)

208 She was said to have an 18-inch waist.





That was considerably more common then
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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?


Posted by: Some Genderfluid Landwhale with a 48in waist at April 24, 2019 11:45 AM


******

I was sitting on campus yesterday waiting for my students to show up. (Most actually did) I observed most of the young women have 18 inch waists too...one on the front and the other on the back.
Damn, kids are out of shape today.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 12:00 PM (0tfLf)

209 Everyone knows that Richie Cunningham had an older brother named Chuck, right?

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 12:00 PM (flINI)

210 197 Then why are they for unlimited immigration?

Europe and the US would be at Zero Population growth EXCEPT for importing excess population from third world places where the population is still expanding.

Stop that migration, and those places would be FORCED to cut back on children due to limited resources.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (NgKpN)


They're the Exterminators, so that the Eternals (the political/academic/media/silicon valley class) can be rid of the Brutals (the rest of us).

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:00 PM (UnA8+)

211 Sorry but Fred will always be Double Indemnity.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2019 12:00 PM (NLLmE)

212 "I have no idea how her hat stays on her head. Unless she's using some sort of anti-grav device, in which case this photo is proof of time travel."


There are other parts of her that are also defying gravity in a much more interesting way.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (wYpdn)

213 At its core, the progressive movement has a belief that there are too many humans on this planet. They can't come out and say it, but they envision an enlightened future, where humans are in harmony with the natural world, by having fewer of them (not us) around, mucking things up.


In other words, progress = fewer humans, not better humanity.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (a2xio)

Then why are they for unlimited immigration?

Europe and the US would be at Zero Population growth EXCEPT for importing excess population from third world places where the population is still expanding.

Stop that migration, and those places would be FORCED to cut back on children due to limited resources.
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Well, they're mainly concerned about white children in America.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (vg8iE)

214 1890s woman: she knew how to make a pie from scratch, but had pubic hair from her belly button to her knees.___


About that....we discovered razors...and those who have a Google Machine can see the proof!

Posted by: Ziegfeld Follies Girls at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (cRkMZ)

215 "I have no idea how her hat stays on her head."
........

That's not a hat, it's a giant clam about to swallow her.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (v0R5T)

216 Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) and members of his family are reportedly under federal criminal investigation as part of a scheme to earn a tax break on a mansion by removing all the dwelling's toilets, thereby rendering it uninhabitable.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 11:55 AM (Boy/L)

Uh, why would there be a Federal Investigation for a STATE TAX?

There are no Federal Property Taxes.

This sounds like a hit pieces.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

217 Damn, kids are out of shape today.
Posted by: Diogenes a


Blobs o goo. Some of em. Sad.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (NLLmE)

218 Everyone knows that Richie Cunningham had an older brother named Chuck, right?

"Had" being the key word.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (Boy/L)

219 And if it does occur, it will likely be a fearsome
thing to behold. Sort of like . . . waking a sleeping tiger, as some
Japanese guy once remarked after Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (k4dH2)

And a GIANT tiger at that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 12:02 PM (t6MX/)

220 but had pubic hair from her belly button to her knees.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs


Don't beat around the bush.

Posted by: George is pissed! at April 24, 2019 12:02 PM (rFmwm)

221 Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (a2xio)



Then why are they for unlimited immigration?



Europe and the US would be at Zero Population growth EXCEPT for
importing excess population from third world places where the population
is still expanding.



Stop that migration, and those places would be FORCED to cut back on children due to limited resources.



Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (NgKpN)


Complex question,with complex answers, not the least of which is that not everyone is on the same agenda. Our progressives are not necessarily our one-worlders, and our one-worlders are not necessarily looking at long term outcomes. Some of them just want to get rich while they're here. Screw what comes after.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2019 12:02 PM (a2xio)

222 Is the WaPo suggesting only the far right is angry about the murder of innocents?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 12:02 PM (JgA4k)

223
There are no Federal Property Taxes.

This sounds like a hit pieces.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

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Technically correct.

But fuck em. THey have D's after their names and the can die by the rules they wrote.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:02 PM (8XRCm)

224 195
And Neff can't light his match, so Keyes lights his cigarette for him as we hear the police sirens in the distance. Fadeout.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 11:51 AM (elsTe)

And then there was the 80s remake 'Body Heat'. When Kathleen Turner was teh hawt.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019

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. . .

Sort of a remake. The setup was the same, but the payoff and ending were quite different. I could imagine Hurt's lawyer being dazzled by Turner, though, in a way I can't get MacMurray's Neff falling for Stanwyck's Phyllis.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:03 PM (elsTe)

225
At its core, the progressive movement has a belief that there are too many humans on this planet.



It's the old zero population growth crowd from the 1970's.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)

226 186 Yep, that much bally-hooed backlash against the muzzies, which has long been warned about, may actually occur if the muzzies keep this shit up.

And if it does occur, it will likely be a fearsome thing to behold. Sort of like . . . waking a sleeping tiger, as some Japanese guy once remarked after Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (k4dH2)


Faster, Please.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:03 PM (UnA8+)

227 186
If Europe and the US do jack shit about this attack (prediction: likely) this might lead to a whole lot more NZ shooters.
___________________

Yep, that much bally-hooed backlash against the muzzies, which has long been warned about, may actually occur if the muzzies keep this shit up.

And if it does occur, it will likely be a fearsome thing to behold. Sort of like . . . waking a sleeping tiger, as some Japanese guy once remarked after Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 11:56 AM (k4dH2)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 12:03 PM (bcbK8)

228 Fonzi shivved Chuck.


Back of Al's diner.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2019 12:04 PM (NLLmE)

229 >>Then why are they for unlimited immigration?

Because they have one principle for appearances: "I CARE more than you!!"

They don't care about the consequences, provided it's always: more control for elites like me.

Save the planet = I care about the planet + I get to tell you how to live your life

Open borders = I care about poor brown people + I get to control their lives with all those handouts/buying their votes

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:04 PM (W+vEI)

230 Neff was the final boss in the arcade classic Altered Beast.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brian at April 24, 2019 12:05 PM (avebB)

231 18 Is that a Gibson Girl?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 11:26 AM (O2RFr)

I believe it is.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:28 AM (rJIiw)

She has fat Fenders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 12:05 PM (TfwlC)

232
Then why are they for unlimited immigration?

Europe and the US would be at Zero Population growth EXCEPT for importing excess population from third world places where the population is still expanding.
_________________

One of the lefty environmental groups, the Sierra Club (IIRC) once opposed illegal immigration, for those very reasons.

Then one of their big donors said he'd give them $850 million, but only if they supported open borders.

So they switched from opposing open borders (because unlimited immigration damages the environment they supposedly wanted to protect) to advocating open borders, all because of money.

Their "principles" were for sale, and they sold them.

They're just whores, basically.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 12:05 PM (k4dH2)

233 The enervated West won't ever stand up to Islam, but Sri Lankan Buddhists might.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:06 PM (5aX2M)

234 How about a laurel -- and hearty handshake?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 11:47 AM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 12:06 PM (SI3DS)

235 225


At its core, the progressive movement has a belief that there are too many humans on this planet.



It's the old zero population growth crowd from the 1970's.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019

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. . .

Way too many humanoids at Walmart and on the roads everywhere, for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:06 PM (elsTe)

236 181 I'm trying to decide who needs the crusade first, leftists in the west or muslims around the world...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2019 11:53 AM (8D42x)
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ALWAYS deal with the threat standing next to you FIRST...

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

internal enemies are always the worst.
for their blood you must thirst
lest ye be cursed

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

237 Hmmm...Girl in corset, waist squeezed up to fill out boobeh's

Posted by: FrodoB at April 24, 2019 12:06 PM (Q9S3M)

238 Grilled salmon in a cucumber/dill cream sauce.

Don't know the recipe, but I had it the other day and it was great. There was some spicy stuff on the salmon that was balance with the cool sauce.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 12:06 PM (1ISKN)

239 114 Grammie Winger -- Women were several inches shorter in those days, so their figures were proportionately smaller. Not to mention wearing a drawstring corset for a few years prior. Remember Mammy pulling Scarlett's corset tighter and tighter at the beginning of Gone With the Wind?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 24, 2019 12:06 PM (ebZss)

240
Fonzi shivved Chuck.


They all knew it but no one cared.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 12:07 PM (TAmPV)

241 TBH - I could be bought for 850 million.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2019 12:07 PM (NLLmE)

242 233 The enervated West won't ever stand up to Islam, but Sri Lankan Buddhists might.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:06 PM (5aX2M)


Western Elites still are trying to harness Islam as a weapon.

And won't stop even when they shoot themselves in the face with it.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:07 PM (UnA8+)

243 Fred MacMurray was a big time Republican.



Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
Ginger Rogers and John Wayne too. Once upon a time, being a Repub in Hollywood was NOT career suicide.

--

I think Barbara Stanwyck was too. I think she had kind of a hard scrabble early life and believed in working hard and taking care of yourself. I never could envision Fred MacMurray as a bad guy. He had too much of a nice guy vibe, like James Garner. But maybe it's because I grew up watching My Three Sons. Uncle Charlie, otoh, I could picture as a meanie.

Oh, and I got a h/t from Gorilla Pundit! I's somebody, I's somebody!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 12:07 PM (JoUsr)

244 >>Yep, that much bally-hooed backlash against the muzzies, which has long been warned about, may actually occur if the muzzies keep this shit up.

One city in the dar al-Islam, randomly selected, incinerated. Sun-In-His-Hair, primetime, from the Oval Office.

"Our patience has been tested for the last time. Allah welcomes the residents of Lahore, Pakistan, to his gardens. Our nation extends its gratitude to the shit-scared Air Force noncom who pushed the button which delivers the pain.

"It is on."

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:08 PM (Bdeb0)

245 king salmon with saffron sauce FTW

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 12:08 PM (d7Ww2)

246 241 TBH - I could be bought for 850 million.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2019 12:07 PM (NLLmE)

Shit, I could be bought for 50 Million (after taxes) up front, and another 50 Million pre-invested as safely as possible.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:09 PM (UnA8+)

247 king salmon with saffron sauce FTW

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 12:08 PM


******

Damn. That sounds good!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 12:09 PM (0tfLf)

248 The Mohammedans can sort themselves out. They just haven't been sufficiently incentivized.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)

249 FACT:
Before WWII, marriage rates for Blacks was higher than for Whites.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 12:09 PM (QkjLD)

250 BH - I could be bought for 850 million.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2019 12:07 PM (NLLmE)

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At this point in my life I could be bought for $850.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 12:09 PM (ffYR/)

251 And then there was the 80s remake 'Body Heat'. When Kathleen Turner was teh hawt.

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Best rule against perpetuities movie ever made.

Posted by: J.B. Pritzker at April 24, 2019 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)

252
Is that a Gibson Girl?

Link to a Gibson Girl:

https://olive-drab.com/od_electronics_scr578.php

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 12:10 PM (aKsyK)

253 They're the Exterminators, so that the Eternals (the political/academic/media/silicon valley class) can be rid of the Brutals (the rest of us).
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Sure, I'll buy that explanation.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 24, 2019 12:10 PM (TYC2c)

254 Newsweek:
CDC: Blood-sucking 'Kissing Bug' Confirmed in Delaware

I bet his name is Biden

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 12:11 PM (QkjLD)

255

king salmon with saffron sauce FTW


Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 12:08 PM (d7Ww2)



That was a great concert.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 12:11 PM (TAmPV)

256 And then there was the 80s remake 'Body Heat'. When Kathleen Turner was teh hawt.

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Best rule against perpetuities movie ever made.
Posted by: J.B. Pritzker at April 24, 2019 12:09 PM (+y/

Into the mud scum queen !

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 12:11 PM (Srnuc)

257 Salmon with Potlatch seasoning grilled on a cedar plank. Awesome.

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:11 PM (dKm4U)

258 Fonzi shivved Chuck.


They all knew it but no one cared.
_________________

Nah, Fonzi was a p*ssy. Richie or Joanie probably offed Chuck, to get his bedroom. Or maybe the mom did it; she always seemed a bit shady.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 12:11 PM (k4dH2)

259 "Neff was the final boss in the arcade classic Altered Beast.
Posted by: Soledad O'Brian at April 24, 2019 12:05 PM (avebB)"

And has a cameo in Wreck-It Ralph.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:12 PM (oZ6kz)

260 216 Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) and members of his family are reportedly under federal criminal investigation as part of a scheme to earn a tax break on a mansion by removing all the dwelling's toilets, thereby rendering it uninhabitable.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 11:55 AM (Boy/L)


Sheesh, *another* one? How many previous governors of Illinois are convicted felons and/or serving time?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 12:12 PM (rJIiw)

261
Got to love the Amazon Post. 300 Christians are killed and their story is right wing anger. No bias there comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 12:12 PM (OLCnA)

262 248 The Mohammedans can sort themselves out. They just haven't been sufficiently incentivized.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)

Destroy the Moon Rock in Mecca.

That makes Koran turn to absolute bullshit, even for Islam (it's already bullshit to the rest of us).

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:12 PM (UnA8+)

263 there was a time hats were women's compulsion the way shoes are today.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 24, 2019 12:12 PM (Pg+x7)

264 Hell, I'll say whatever you want for 3 mil.

Cash money.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (88+cf)

265 259 And has a cameo in Wreck-It Ralph.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:12 PM (oZ6kz)

Sadly, as his final stage Rhino form, not as the creepy bald whiteface wizard.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (UnA8+)

266 I think in many cases, the first time we see an actor kind of stamps that actor in our minds. Ernest Borgnine was one of the great screen mean guys, but I could never quite see that...cos I grew up with him as nice guy McHale.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (AB9tT)

267 My new salmon favorite topping is pineapple pepper jelly. Just salt and pepper the fish, cook, and put a little jelly on top at the table. Quick and good.

Posted by: pj at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (qlTN9)

268 Afternoon horde. Probably will be willowed.
I've come one step closer to being a real Moron. Purchased my first firearm. A Kimber Micro 9. Just cleaned it and fired it for the first time.
Fired two rounds in the back forty. The dog is still having heart palpitations.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (N3JsI)

269 I saw King Salmon open for King Crimson at Poplar Creek in '78.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (IXZGh)

270 The enervated West won't ever stand up to Islam, but Sri Lankan Buddhists might.
=====

Somebody somewhere mentioned that muzzies over 10% of a population is death. The few remaining Buddhist majority countries will have to make a choice soon. 'Coexist' with Christians or be eaten by the barbarians. I think that muzzies are now over 10% in SriLanka and were taking out the weaker opposition.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (MIKMs)

271 Destroy the Moon Rock in Mecca.

That makes Koran turn to absolute bullshit, even for Islam (it's already bullshit to the rest of us).
Posted by: Hikaru


put up a parking lot

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (d7Ww2)

272
there was a time hats were women's compulsion the way shoes are today.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 24, 2019 12:12 PM (Pg+x7)


Hats were a compulsion for men too back in the day.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (TAmPV)

273 Again, many thanks to all - ms mouse is doing very, very well, and is expected to be up and about very soon!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 12:14 PM (c5SgW)

274 Kathleen Turner was teh hawt in Body Heat.
Still looks pretty good though.

https://tinyurl.com/y533xtho

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:14 PM (dKm4U)

275 ... there were several episodes of "i love lucy" where lucy has almost an uncontrollable addiction to buying hats, to ricky's consternation. the way shoes are today.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 24, 2019 12:14 PM (Pg+x7)

276 212 "I have no idea how her hat stays on her head. Unless she's using some sort of anti-grav device, in which case this photo is proof of time travel."

There are other parts of her that are also defying gravity in a much more interesting way.


doubtless explained by the amount of time since the most recent of the periodic events mentioned in comment 121.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 12:14 PM (sGtp+)

277 270 Somebody somewhere mentioned that muzzies over 10% of a population is death. The few remaining Buddhist majority countries will have to make a choice soon. 'Coexist' with Christians or be eaten by the barbarians. I think that muzzies are now over 10% in SriLanka and were taking out the weaker opposition.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (MIKMs)

They didn't even have to make it to 5% to inflict Bro-Fo Omar on us.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:15 PM (UnA8+)

278 Julia Angwin Ousted as Editor in Chief of Tech News Site She Helped Found

Journalist clashed with co-founder Sue Gardner over mission of the Markup, which was set to launch in July


.. couldn't get out one issue.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 12:15 PM (QkjLD)

279

Sort of like . . . waking a sleeping tiger, as some Japanese guy once remarked after Pearl Harbor.

Pearl Harbor attack stokes far-right anger in USA.

Posted by: Bezos Blade at April 24, 2019 12:15 PM (aKsyK)

280 Oh, and I got a h/t from Gorilla Pundit! I's somebody, I's somebody!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 12:07 PM (JoUsr)


You certainly deserved it. That video was freakin' *awesome*.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 12:15 PM (rJIiw)

281 A Kimber Micro 9.

--------

Good choice, my man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:15 PM (5aX2M)

282 Boyd is one of the "black elite." See link in nick.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 24, 2019 12:15 PM (SIP8o)

283 Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (a2xio)



Then why are they for unlimited immigration?



Europe and the US would be at Zero Population growth EXCEPT for
importing excess population from third world places where the population
is still expanding.



Stop that migration, and those places would be FORCED to cut back on children due to limited resources.

=========



Well, they're mainly concerned about white children in America.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (vg8iE)

One more thing, evidence is fairly conclusive, famine and third world shithole status do NOT encourage cutting back on human population growth, but have the opposite effect.


Prosperity and freedom are indeed, negatively correlated with population growth, so I guess if you import all the third worlders to the West, and could KEEP Western prosperity intact (which you almost certainly can't), then logic would indicate there will be fewer of them procreating, over time.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2019 12:15 PM (a2xio)

284 Kathleen Turner was teh hawt in Body Heat.
Still looks pretty good though.

https://tinyurl.com/y533xtho
Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:14 PM (dKm4U)


Just sounds like a hobo with lung and throat cancer using a kazoo and is largely batshit crazy.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (IXZGh)

285 >>Destroy the Moon Rock in Mecca.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:12 PM (UnA8+)

The cities get moonscaped; the Moon Rock gets Banksy'd.

Can you imagine? A Banksy of a girl holding red balloons spraypainted on it. Or a huge Jeff Koons sculpture of him doing his wife on top of it. Or Mapplethorpe.

Art, fuckers. Welcome to the 15th century. There's more where this came from.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)

286 Everyone knows that Richie Cunningham had an older brother named Chuck, right?

--

I remember him. He must not have polled well, as he went into the ether very early on.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (JoUsr)

287 Newsweek:
CDC: Blood-sucking 'Kissing Bug' Confirmed in Delaware

I bet his name is Biden
Posted by: SMOD


Bug as in, an actual bug, or bug as in, illness?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (rFmwm)

288 Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) and members of his family are reportedly under federal criminal investigation as part of a scheme to earn a tax break on a mansion by removing all the dwelling's toilets, thereby rendering it uninhabitable.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 11:55 AM (Boy/L)

Uh, why would there be a Federal Investigation for a STATE TAX?

There are no Federal Property Taxes.

This sounds like a hit pieces.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:01 PM (NgKpN)
---------------------------------

Property taxes are local, yes.

But filing an appeal of your local property taxes usually involves the U.S. Postal service, a federal agency.

And he received his "refund" for his "overpayment" via the U.S. Postal service.

So his local criminal activity was done through the mail. He himself is the one who involved the feds, because of the way he committed his crime.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (e9omi)

289
"I have no idea how her hat stays on her head. Unless she's using some sort of anti-grav device, in which case this photo is proof of time travel."

Hat pins

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (TAmPV)

290 I don't know about you, but I'm stoked.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (xfb67)

291 Fired two rounds in the back forty. The dog is still having heart palpitations.

Nice!! (not the doggeh part though). He will get used to it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (kG5hP)

292 re: hat.

Probably judicious use of pins

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:17 PM (IQUu2)

293
I've come one step closer to being a real Moron. Purchased my first firearm. A Kimber Micro 9. Just cleaned it and fired it for the first time.
Fired two rounds in the back forty. The dog is still having heart palpitations.


-----

Welcome to the addiction.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

294 284 Kathleen Turner was teh hawt in Body Heat.
Still looks pretty good though.

https://tinyurl.com/y533xtho
Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:14 PM (dKm4U)

Just sounds like a hobo with lung and throat cancer using a kazoo and is largely batshit crazy.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (IXZGh)

Still a 1, back then

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 12:17 PM (bcbK8)

295 285 The cities get moonscaped; the Moon Rock gets Banksy'd.

Can you imagine? A Banksy of a girl holding red balloons spraypainted on it. Or a huge Jeff Koons sculpture of him doing his wife on top of it. Or Mapplethorpe.

Art, fuckers. Welcome to the 15th century. There's more where this came from.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)

Rothko.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:17 PM (UnA8+)

296 Yud. Good choice my lady.
I actually purchased it while hubby is out of town. Wanted to do it on my own. You tubed the disassembly, cleaning, oiling and reassembly.
I'm kind of proud of myself.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (N3JsI)

297 Check out my witty column today calling Dem leaders chicken for not impeaching Trump!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (qEujL)

298 Kathleen Turner was teh hawt in Body Heat.

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She was. Pro tip: do not watch Body Heat with either parent. You will be...very embarrassed.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (JoUsr)

299 Or, it could be that by putting in this obviously unconstitutional rider on the bill, it will set itself up to getting the WHOLE bill ruled unconstitutional...which would be a progressive HUGE WIN.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (SH7Tr)

300 >>Destroy the Moon Rock in Mecca.

Isn't that one of the cities that has to fall to hasten the return of the 12th imam per Iran?
It's been a while, but thought 3 or so key cities had to fall for that prophecy?
Ugh

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

301
They do that shit on purpose so you will associate the religious with the crazies. Fuck you, WaPo. Sideways with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 24, 2019 11:58 AM (SGw4W)


Lurk less. You fit right in here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (LsBY9)

302 Looks like somebody's phone roamed onto a banned IP.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (UnA8+)

303 They didn't even have to make it to 5% to inflict Bro-Fo Omar on us.
__________________

There are only about 27,000 Somalis living in the district Omar won (the 5th). She won the general election with over 267,000 votes. It wasn't the Somalis who put her in congress, it was the brain-dead, America-hating, virtue-signalling, white "progressives" in MN.

Omar's district is 67% white.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (k4dH2)

304 And he received his "refund" for his "overpayment" via the U.S. Postal service.

So his local criminal activity was done through the mail. He himself is the one who involved the feds, because of the way he committed his crime.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:16 PM (e9omi)

So, its your contention that any crime that happens to go through the mail, even if it never leaves the State, makes it a FEDERAL Crime?

I don't think that is what the Founders intended.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (NgKpN)

305 Again, many thanks to all - ms mouse is doing very, very well, and is expected to be up and about very soon!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 12:14 PM (c5SgW)


Good news.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (IXZGh)

306

Roy Clark made Andres Segovia cry like a baby.

True story.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (UFLLM)

307 300 >>Destroy the Moon Rock in Mecca.

Isn't that one of the cities that has to fall to hasten the return of the 12th imam per Iran?
It's been a while, but thought 3 or so key cities had to fall for that prophecy?
Ugh
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)


Supposedly, the final battle between Islam and dar-al-harb must occur in Dabiq.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (UnA8+)

308 >>Can you imagine? A Banksy of a girl holding red balloons spraypainted on it. Or a huge Jeff Koons sculpture of him doing his wife on top of it. Or Mapplethorpe.


A Van Gogh and "This is for Theo, mofos!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

309 Rothko.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:17 PM (UnA8+)

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Duane Tinsley

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:20 PM (5aX2M)

310 309 Duane Tinsley
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:20 PM (5aX2M)

Screw it.

Fat Naked Man on an Ottoman.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:20 PM (UnA8+)

311 She was. Pro tip: do not watch Body Heat with either parent. You will be...very embarrassed.

Could be worse. For example, you could go to the theater to see Killer Joe. With your mom.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2019 12:20 PM (iys0/)

312 Supposedly, the final battle between Islam and dar-al-harb must occur in Dabiq.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (UnA8+)


Time to have it......

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (IXZGh)

313 Rothko on the Kabaa?

Use fluorescent colors from a paint-ball gun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (IQUu2)

314 OT:

Have any of you morons or ettes tried either

Westward

or

Stranahan

whiskeys?


and what's your opinion?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (CRRq9)

315 So, its your contention that any crime that happens
to go through the mail, even if it never leaves the State, makes it a
FEDERAL Crime?



I don't think that is what the Founders intended.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (NgKpN)

Didn't you see "The Firm"...Duh

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (dKm4U)

316 If Europe and the US do jack shit about this attack (prediction: likely) this might lead to a whole lot more NZ shooters.



Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2019 11:50 AM (cRkMZ)

Just another case of the Free Market stepping up to do what national governments should be doing, but are not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (TfwlC)

317 Supposedly, the final battle between Islam and dar-al-harb must occur in Dabiq.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (UnA8+)

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Dabiq??? Isnt that a town in Iowa?? South of Guttenburg??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

318 282 Boyd is one of the "black elite." See link in nick.
Posted by: baldilocks at April 24, 2019 12:15 PM (SIP8o)


That piece looks very interesting. I'll have to take time to read it thoroughly. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (rJIiw)

319 Yud. Good choice my lady.

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LOL. Apologies *doffs cap*

And, he'll be jealous. That's a nice piece.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (5aX2M)

320 Okay, scrolled past a bunch to say,,,

Not Vitalis.
Brylcream.
Fred just never paid attention to the commercials or he would have known...

Alittle dab'l dooya

Posted by: teej at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (E9vLe)

321 The small waist is an illusion. It was common, prior to the Gibson Girl period, for women to pad their hips. And the dresses had full sleeves. Even though they didn't pad their hips any more, the dresses were cut to be smooth in the front, with gathers in the back. If top and bottom look larger, the waist looks smaller as a result.

And she would have worn a corset.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (JKNZq)

322 Isn't that one of the cities that has to fall to hasten the return of the 12th imam per Iran?
It's been a while, but thought 3 or so key cities had to fall for that prophecy?
Ugh
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)


Supposedly, the final battle between Islam and dar-al-harb must occur in Dabiq.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (UnA8+)

If I remember though, two cities Holy to Islam must be destroyed by 'Fire' to complete a condition for the final Iman to come.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (NgKpN)

323 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19
12m
Claire Smith worked with Joseph Mifsud for 6 years at Stirling Uni, Link Campus and the London Academy of Diplomacy.

She was on the British governments Joint Intelligence Committee (JIC) and was on counter-intelligence panels. She also helped push the Iraq WMD hoax.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (BqBId)

324 Dabiq??? Isnt that a town in Iowa?? South of Guttenburg??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

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Yes. That is where the Duke is from

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (flINI)

325
Didn't you see "The Firm"...Duh
Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (dKm4U)

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Mmmmmmm..... Jeanne Tripplehorn

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

326 nood ace

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (t6MX/)

327 Can you imagine? A Banksy of a girl holding red balloons spraypainted on it. Or a huge Jeff Koons sculpture of him doing his wife on top of it. Or Mapplethorpe.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:17 PM (UnA8+)


Wasn't Koon the artist who was married to some porno queen?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (rJIiw)

328 Camille Clifford

Posted by: Gibson Girl at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (NgULZ)

329 So, its your contention that any crime that happens to go through the mail, even if it never leaves the State, makes it a FEDERAL Crime?

I don't think that is what the Founders intended.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (NgKpN)
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I'm not a lawyer, I'm just passing on the facts as known right now. Using the U.S. Mail to commit a crime is also a crime, a federal crime using the resources of a federal agency.

Our fav Empire actor allegedly used the U.S. Mail
to mail death threats and white powder to the Empire office, a crime still being investigated and which is not under the jurisdiction of local States Attorney Foxx but under the FBI.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (e9omi)

330 >>Wasn't Koon the artist who was married to some porno queen?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (rJIiw)

We have a winner. Show him what he's won, Johnny.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (Bdeb0)

331
Supposedly, the final battle between Islam and dar-al-harb must occur in Dabiq.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:19 PM (UnA8+)

Yes. That is where the Duke is from


Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (flINI)



So the Duke of Dabiq is the modern Charles Martel?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (TAmPV)

332 If I remember though, two cities Holy to Islam must be destroyed by 'Fire' to complete a condition for the final Iman to come.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (NgKpN)


So, destroy all the muzzie cities but those two. Let the fuckers wait while stewing in their pudding.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (Fs5vw)

333 Camille Clifford
Posted by: Gibson Girl at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (NgULZ)

She was noted for her 18" wasp waist. So I guess, what?
36/18/38?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (NFEMn)

334 So, its your contention that any crime that happens to go through the mail, even if it never leaves the State, makes it a FEDERAL Crime?

Racketeering is a federal crime.

And yes, mail fraud is a federal crime.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (Boy/L)

335 So, destroy all the muzzie cities but those two.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (Fs5vw)

Dearborn and Toledo.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

336 She was. Pro tip: do not watch Body Heat with either parent. You will be...very embarrassed.
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Hogwash!

Posted by: Hickenlooper at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (vg8iE)

337 Yeah, Koons (who also did the big balloon animal sculptures) married an Italian(?) porn star and some of his "art" is just pictures of them having sex.

Which I guess *is* art, at least half of it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)

338 Slovenia where Melania was born is not a Muslim country.
She had to be secretly baptized because it was a Communist country and her father was a local Party big shot.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (NFEMn)

339 Can we agree that Philadelphia and Baltimore qualify as "honorary Muslim cities" for the purposes of the present discussion?

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

340 o, destroy all the muzzie cities but those two.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (Fs5vw)

Dearborn and Toledo.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

Paterson, NJ

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (NFEMn)

341 >>338 Slovenia where Melania was born is not a Muslim country. Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (NFEMn)

It was a Muslim land, kufr, until the filthy crusaders retook it and turned it over to the Western papal degeneracy.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)

342 270 The enervated West won't ever stand up to Islam, but Sri Lankan Buddhists might.
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Somebody somewhere mentioned that muzzies over 10% of a population is death. The few remaining Buddhist majority countries will have to make a choice soon. 'Coexist' with Christians or be eaten by the barbarians. I think that muzzies are now over 10% in SriLanka and were taking out the weaker opposition.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2019 12:13 PM (MIKMs)


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And if not them, then perhaps Sri Lankan Hindus might do the job. They have a propensity to be just as crazy as the Muslims.

Posted by: Jackal at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (qEzoX)

343 Fred was also in the 1961 film "The Absent-Minded Professor".

Posted by: flubber (flying rubber) at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (wNN8A)

344 Philippines' Duterte gives Canada 1 week to take back garbage or 'we will declare war'

FilipinoPresident Rodrigo Duterte on Tuesday reportedly threatened to "declare war" against Canada within the next week if the country fails to remove tons of garbage that was previously shipped to Manila.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (QkjLD)

345 To the tune of Oklahoma!

Open borders
Where the scum comes sweeping from the south
Where the bullets are fleet
And the drugs are sweet
And the death comes like a ycottonmouth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)

346 Best Morning Rant ever!

"The ultimate purpose of progressivism is that we might have death, and that we might have it more abundantly" is especially brilliant.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at April 24, 2019 12:33 PM (vFmT2)

347 340 Paterson, NJ
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (NFEMn)

Twin Falls, ID
Murfreesboro, TN

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:33 PM (UnA8+)

348 342 And if not them, then perhaps Sri Lankan Hindus might do the job. They have a propensity to be just as crazy as the Muslims.
Posted by: Jackal at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (qEzoX)

The Hindus would probably prefer to kill the Christians first, frankly.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (UnA8+)

349 Mmmmmmm..... Jeanne Tripplehorn

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019

*
*
. . .
Never could understand why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct went after the blonde, Sharon Stone, when he had The Hawtness of Jeanne Tripplehorn already crazy about him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (elsTe)

350 Thanks for the video of Roy Clark playing Malaguena. Years ago on another blog, I got into a fight with the guys over who was the better guitar player -- Stevie Ray Vaughn or Andres Segovia. None of us thought to even mention Roy Clark, but judging by that video, one of us should have.

Reading the prayer list makes me realize how good I've got it. I've got a pacemaker with a twelve year lifespan and I am tolerating dialysis much better these days, except for the inconvenience of sitting still for three and a half hours. The XO picked up a three month supply of pills for me yesterday that without Medicare Part D would have cost us about $1500. We only paid $75. And when I was eligible for Medicare, I also bought the biggest baddest Medicare Supplement I could find, which means my medical bills have been non-existent despite all the crap I've been through these past four years. I am so fortunate to have reached the age for Medicare, that I have the resources to pay for the supplement, and that I have a healthy husband who is willing to do so much while I am still recuperating.

So many of the Horde have much worse problems with much fewer resources. I am not the least bit religious, so all I can do is send you my best wishes and hope that your problems will be resolved with the least amount of hassle and cost.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (ebZss)

351 FilipinoPresident Rodrigo Duterte on Tuesday reportedly threatened to "declare war" against Canada within the next week if the country fails to remove tons of garbage that was previously shipped to Manila.
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (QkjLD)

3...2...1

Countdown to Justine Castro surrendering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (TfwlC)

352 Taking a second look at the Gibson Girl's hat, I'd lay good odds that the fabric used to create it is either chiffon or organza, neither of which weigh very much at all.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (ebZss)

353

Nood.

Day Walkers are the Blue Falcons of Nood.

Posted by: M K Ultra at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (UFLLM)

354 She was on the British governments Joint Intelligence Committee (JIC) and was on counter-intelligence panels. She also helped push the Iraq WMD hoax.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (BqBId)


WMD's weren't a hoax.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (IXZGh)

355 When men were Captain Marvel (the original)

-- Bad News

Posted by: Bad News Quillan at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (BJGyd)

356 How does the hat stay on her head?

Hatpins. They used to be a thing.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (o7l6R)

357 152 Per Tropic Thunder, most of the Horde can get a farming deduction.

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker.

Posted by: Broseidon



Bwahahahahaha, most of us ARE farmers if the barren fields full of fvcks that won't grow are any indication.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (rPJtu)

358 That piece looks very interesting. I'll have to take time to read it thoroughly. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM

Tis mine.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (SIP8o)

359 Fun note about the vintage shot: there used to be a pretty huge industry focused on editing things like collarbones out of womens' portraits and giving them what gunsmiths would call the "bar of soap" treatment, because that's what people decided was attractive. That picture is almost certainly altered in such a manner.


Sure, we photoshop the shit out of everything, but why collarbones?

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (eAshZ)

360 -
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Fred was also in the 1961 film "The Absent-Minded Professor".


Posted by: flubber (flying rubber) at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM

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And he was a great kisser.

Posted by: Steve Martin at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (pMGkg)

361 Wot a hat pen is ?

Posted by: saf at April 24, 2019 04:07 PM (5IHGB)

362 Phyllis: Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening around 8:30? He'll be in then.
Walter: Who?
Phyllis: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him, weren't you?
Walter: Yes, I was. But I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
Walter: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Walter: That tears it. 8:30 tomorrow evening, then.
Phyllis: That's what I suggested.
Walter: You'll be here too?
Phyllis: I guess so. I usually am.
Walter: Same chair, same perfume, same anklet?
Phyllis: I wonder if I know what you mean.
Walter: I wonder if you wonder.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 24, 2019 04:12 PM (LWu6U)

363 "Yeah, look at those angry nuns. You can tell they're just stroking out with rage."
These are also awfully tan for white supremacists.

Posted by: rayj at April 24, 2019 04:22 PM (pI/IV)

364 How long will it last until a liberal activists judge has to struck down in a lawsuit brought by Americas #1 Baby Killers Planed Parenthood

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 24, 2019 04:30 PM (wGqjj)

Mid-Morning Open Thread

Luks City Scene.jpg

City Scene
George Luks

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Willowed:

1) That's not a million dollars
2) What bank is paying 8%

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM (9iLHi)

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That's only $200 a month, which is easy to do. A million would only take $6K or so per year, which is also relatively easy to do if you start early and approach budgets sensibly. Employer matching is free money that counts, too.

Banks won't, but investments are pretty easy to average 10% on something tracking the S&P500. I used 8% as a conservative return.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (bsfko)

2 st

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (DaDYr)

3 damn it

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (DaDYr)

4

Might as well jump. Go ahead and jump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (aKsyK)

5 Snipers are everywhere. There is no hope.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 24, 2019 09:32 AM (FTPVM)

6 Too much grey and black. Although I guess that's what most cities are. Which is why I don't like them, as a rule.

Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2019 09:33 AM (aXucN)

7 I guess hanging out on a bridge was a thing before TV.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 09:33 AM (1ISKN)

8 Union guys hard at work.

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 09:33 AM (mpXpK)

9 Want to change your child's life?

$100/month in a slightly aggressive Vanguard fund when they turn 18 that they don't touch for any (ANY) reason for 50 years.

At 10%?

$1.4M

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:33 AM (bsfko)

10 New york?

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 09:34 AM (HUFx8)

11 In 50 years, a normal car will cost $1.4M.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 09:34 AM (1ISKN)

12 The city scene sucks.

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 09:34 AM (88xKn)

13 9 Want to change your child's life?

$100/month in a slightly aggressive Vanguard fund when they turn 18 that they don't touch for any (ANY) reason for 50 years.

At 10%?

$1.4M
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:33 AM (bsfko)

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That, or I could buy more avocado toast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:35 AM (ANN96)

14 Ok, gotta run y'all! Have a great day!

*happy dance outta*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:36 AM (6qErC)

15 Hmm. Watercolor is unexpected for a hard urban scene.

I really like the guy reading the newspaper, his shadow appears through the translucent paper.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 09:36 AM (fuK7c)

16 Banks won't, but investments are pretty easy to average 10% on something tracking the S&P500. I used 8% as a conservative return.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (bsfko)

Expecting a 10% annual return over the long term is not sound thinking. The U.S. and the world have been in a consumer credit boom for the last 35 years and as soon as that ends....good luck.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (FTPVM)

17 Appreciate the painting, thank you CBD.

Posted by: Paolo at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (0x00j)

18 nice read
https://www.dailywire.com/news/46308/klavan-one-sided-journalism-bad-country-andrew-klavan

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

19 Well, you woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one

Posted by: Zombie Tony S at April 24, 2019 09:38 AM (FZYNt)

20 @realDonaldTrump 3 minutes ago

Can anyone comprehend what a GREAT job Border Patrol and Law Enforcement is doing on our Southern Border. So far this year they have APPREHENDED 418,000 plus illegal immigrants, way up from last year. Mexico is doing very little for us. DEMS IN CONGRESS MUST ACT NOW!

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 09:38 AM (cF8AT)

21 Yesterday a poster said that government officials are immune to criminal complaints for their actions as long as they were acting "reasonably". Would you please cite the federal statute saying that - so that I can study it.

Posted by: An Observation at April 24, 2019 09:38 AM (3nknU)

22 Oops, off with latin lover sock

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at April 24, 2019 09:38 AM (0x00j)

23 Where are the Red Sox fans?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 09:38 AM (SI3DS)

24 Back when we actually built things. And recognized that building things was good.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2019 09:39 AM (AM1GF)

25 couple in back haggling over city price of a BJer

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)

26 Banks won't, but investments are pretty easy to average 10% on something tracking the S&P500. I used 8% as a conservative return.
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I heard yesterday that 5% is the average annual return.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:39 AM (xE7+x)

27 23 Where are the Red Sox fans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 09:38 AM (SI3DS)

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The A's are back to 500!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:39 AM (ANN96)

28 Where are the Red Sox fans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 09:38 AM (SI3DS)
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We're over here singing "God Bless America."

Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2019 09:40 AM (aXucN)

29 No more skyscrapers in DeBlahblah land.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 09:40 AM (xR1UF)

30 Where are the Red Sox fans?


Right here. You know the Bruins and the Celtics just won their respective first rounds of playoffs.

It is quite possible now that we will hold the World Series, Superbowl, Stanley Cup, and whatever they give basketballists at the same time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 09:40 AM (fuK7c)

31 Buildings are soon to be illegal with the Green Deal.

Huzzah! We will all live and work in yerts.

God Bless the Horde. Live, laugh and love.

Smooches!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 09:40 AM (PkVlr)

32 16 Banks won't, but investments are pretty easy to average 10% on something tracking the S&P500. I used 8% as a conservative return.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (bsfko)

Expecting a 10% annual return over the long term is not sound thinking. The U.S. and the world have been in a consumer credit boom for the last 35 years and as soon as that ends....good luck.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


Yeah. That sounds exactly like How municipalities and states have figured their pension funds that are sorely unfunded.

To the tune of $$$ billions.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 09:40 AM (DKgtk)

33 Great transportation product placement by AOC in the lower left corner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 09:40 AM (SI3DS)

34 24 Back when we actually built things. And recognized that building things was good.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2019 09:39 AM (AM1GF)

you did not build that! is really build something and we will find a way to take it from you

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

35 Mutant horse-dog creatures on the lower left. Is this a post-apocalyptic scene?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 09:41 AM (NWiLs)

36 Back when we actually built things. And recognized that building things was good.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Buildings bad!

Posted by: de Blasio at April 24, 2019 09:41 AM (xSo9G)

37 Reading a newspaper on a train trestle is the smart choice.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:41 AM (2LelM)

38 Very 1930s Working-man-ish. What's the name of that style? Soviet Something?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 09:41 AM (elsTe)

39 My finest comments...

willowed...

like rust in the hinge...

Posted by: mindful webworker - industrially correct at April 24, 2019 09:42 AM (5UfE7)

40 I heard yesterday that 5% is the average annual return.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:39 AM

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That's probably about right. I'm guessing it accounts for and runs the gamut from 0.15% checking accounts to annuities to day traders making and losing every day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:42 AM (bsfko)

41 I heard yesterday that 5% is the average annual return.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:39 AM (xE7+x)

It's actually tough to calculate. Dividends, taxes, withdrawals, etc. make it complicated.

But planning a 10% return is unwise.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 09:42 AM (wYseH)

42 Oh boy, more investment talk.

More reminders of how much of a failure I am.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 09:42 AM (0iCYP)

43 Only 1 out of 4 will jump off the bridge due to the crushingly dystopian view of the city. And those are odds we can live with!--Mayor Jungle Fever De Blasio.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (3sjI6)

44 32 16 Banks won't, but investments are pretty easy to average 10% on something tracking the S&P500. I used 8% as a conservative return.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (bsfko)

Expecting a 10% annual return over the long term is not sound thinking. The U.S. and the world have been in a consumer credit boom for the last 35 years and as soon as that ends....good luck.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


Yeah. That sounds exactly like How municipalities and states have figured their pension funds that are sorely unfunded.

To the tune of $$$ billions.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 09:40 AM (DKgtk)

See e.g. CalPERS

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

45 McCulloughs The Great Bridge is great reading

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (JFO2v)

46 New movie thoughts. French carnation thoughts.

Link in nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (ANN96)

47 Former AG Mukasey destroys @ChrisCuomo/@CNN collusion delusion with the facts.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y3lt6w2k

Listen at the very end....

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (cF8AT)

48 Don't misunderstand, btw. No one should plan on a 10% return. Your kids might just have to settle for $700K at a more reasonable 8% return.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (bsfko)

49 24
Back when we actually built things. And recognized that building things was good.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2019

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As opposed to now, when NYC has a mayor who wants to build new skyscrapers out of bamboo or something "renewable."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (elsTe)

50 Very 1930s Working-man-ish. What's the name of that style? Soviet Something?


Socialist realism. But I think this ain't that, this is much earlier.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (fuK7c)

51
I heard yesterday that 5% is the average annual return.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:39 AM (xE7+x)

5.5 or so +inflation has been the CAGR on the SP(cap weighted) index for the last 30 years or so. The market was odd over this period though with the tech bubble and all.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (HUFx8)

52 Too much grey and black.

Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2019 09:33 AM (aXucN)


Some of his other stuff is quite different. He's worth a look.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)

53 Oh boy, more investment talk.

More reminders of how much of a failure I am.
Posted by: Hikaru
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People generally only talk of their successes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 09:44 AM (xSo9G)

54 15 Hmm. Watercolor is unexpected for a hard urban scene.

I really like the guy reading the newspaper, his shadow appears through the translucent paper.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 09:36 AM (fuK7c)


Look up the watercolorist Dong Kingman. He did some beautiful cityscapes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:44 AM (zBaqJ)

55 Just remember the "average return" isn't what you as investor will get as a return

Example:

Year 1 Up 10%
Year 2, Down 5%
Year 3 Up 20%

Take 20, 10 and -5, average out and you get 8.3

So invest 10K and an average of 8.3% a year = 10K *1.083 to the power of 3 = $12,714.

But that's not really how it works year to year

Year 1: 10% $10K goes to $11K
Year 2: Lose 5% $11K goes to $10,450
Year 3: Gain 20% $10,450 goes to $12,540

You notice $12,540 is lower than $12,714

This is a simple example over only 3 years. But over 30, 40, 50 years these differences get magnified.

The way that average is calculated is important. Wild swings up and down hurt your true investment average since your losses hurt more than your gains. When you lose 50%, you need 100% gain to get back to even.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:44 AM (FiUMj)

56 Although I guess that's what most cities are. --Bluebell

I have a different definition of, and attitude toward, "suburbs" than is current today. You have to get off that east coast corridor and into something that has been farm country since The Year of No Summer, and there you find a patchwork out past the edge of controlled and per