Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/10/19)

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY

Quote I

"To drive a truck for 11 hours per day, without even taking a shower every day, and getting far away from their home, is really a tarnish on the glory of humanity. Xiaodi Hou


Quote II

“In my clinic, roughly half of the people who commit an offense against a child is pedophilic. We do not know, however, how many pedophiles there are who never commit any offenses and never come to our attention.” James Cantor, clinical psychologist


Quote III

“We dismissed four individuals who were engaged in intentional and often repeated violations of our longstanding data security policies, including systematically accessing and disseminating other employees’ materials and work. No one has been dismissed for raising concerns or debating the company’s activities.” Google Spokesperson


Quote IV

“If someone can eat the $120,000 banana and not get arrested, why can’t I write on the wall?” Roderick Webber


Quote V

"Donald Trump. I’m up here in D.C. If you need help whooping some politician, holler at me bro; I’ll do it for free!"Bryce Mitchell

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Our "betters" lied to us and our forces paid the ultimate price. What is the next step in Afghanistan?

Decades of deceit and mistakes have led us to the brink of a major foreign policy failure. The Trump administration is reportedly on the cusp of cutting a shameful deal with the Taliban that will provide the US military cover to withdrawal from Afghanistan. In order to help sell that deal, the US will disregard and obfuscate the Taliban’s generations-long, steadfast alliance with al Qaeda.

“U.S. officials constantly said they were making progress,” The Washington Post reported today. “They were not, and they knew it.”

The Post report will not be shocking to longtime readers of FDD’s Long War Journal. Over the past decade, we have documented the lies and deceptions from presidents, senior officials and high-ranking military officers.

The Post’s analysis is based on more than 2,000 interviews compiled by the Special Investigator General for Afghanistan Reconstruction. Ironically, some of those interviewed who are critical of US efforts in Afghanistan are the very same officials whose failed policies and ideas somehow remain promoted to this day.

In our estimation, the greatest problem the US has faced in nearly two decades of war in Afghanistan is the inability to define the enemy. The Post touched on that problem when it asked the question: “Was al-Qaeda the enemy, or the Taliban?”

The US government failed to settle on an answer to that question.


My solution, get our armed forces out of that hell hole. If the Taliban or some other group acts up against our national interests, bomb them. We shouldn't play nation builder in a country that is run by tribes and clans which do not share any of our values.

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The nice thing about THE ONT, you never know what might be discussed. For example there was this comment:

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You have no idea how long I have been holding onto this, thanks vmom.

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CSI this.

Chris Long is an IT worker in the Washoe County Sheriff’s Department in Reno, Nevada. But all the DNA in his semen belongs to a German man he’s never met.

That’s because Long received a bone marrow transplant from the European stranger four years ago — and the unexpected impact it has had on his biology could affect the future of forensic science.

According to a newly published New York Times story, the purpose of the transplant was to treat Long’s acute myeloid leukemia, a type of cancer that prevents the body from producing blood normally.

Following the procedure, the healthy blood-forming cells from the donor replaced Long’s unhealthy cells, allowing his body to resume normal blood production. It makes sense, then, for Long’s blood to contain the DNA of his donor.

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Perhaps the "clergy" at the Claremont United Methodist Church should read the account of Luke Chapter 2.

A church in California is making waves this week for its nativity display depicting Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus locked inside cages topped with barbed wire to make a political statement about immigration.

Claremont United Methodist Church just outside Los Angeles posted a photo online of their display, in which baby Jesus, who’s wrapped in a silver foil blanket, and his parents are separated by detention fences.

Probably wouldn't be a bad idea to brush up on Matthew 22 either.


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OK, I chuckled.........


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Sticks and stones may break my bones. But names will never hurt me, Great Satan.

The Saudi national who killed three people during last week’s shooting spree at Naval Air Station Pensacola filed a complaint against one of his instructors earlier this year alleging that he had called him “Porn Stash” — a nickname that “infuriated” him, a report says.

Mohammed Alshamrani, who prepared the document with the help of two American classmates, according to The New York Times, claimed teacher James Day labeled him with the term at the end of a meteorology class in April.


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Oh my what will vegans virtue signal about in the future? Plants emit high pitch screams sounds when cut.

Are plants sentient? We know they sense their environments to a significant degree; like animals, they can see light, as a New Scientist feature explains. They “live in a very tactile world,” have a sense of smell, respond to sound, and use taste to “sense danger and drought and even to recognize relatives.” We’ve previously highlighted research here on how trees talk to each other with chemical signals and form social bonds and families. The idea sets the imagination running and might even cause a little paranoia. What are they saying? Are they talking about us?


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How low will the NeverTrumpTMstoop? Prof. Jonathan Turley's dog was threatened after his recent testimony.

Law professor Jonathan Turley revealed that even his dog was violently threatened after he testified in favor of President Trump during the impeachment hearings.

Turley already spoke about death threats he received following his testimony last week, but went further in an interview with CBS anchor Norah O’Donnell.

“I know you received a lot of threats after what you did last week,” O’Donnell told the George Washington University law professor.

“And my wife and dog,” Turley responded.


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Good rules in life, treat others how you would like to be treated, never run with sharp objects, Never stick your dick in crazy.

THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN
Now she's hoping one of them gets her pregnant.

No, this isn't the plot of a Ghost sequel.

A possibly insane British woman says that she is literally having sex with ghosts and wants to birth a baby via a "phantom pregnancy."

Spiritual guidance counselor Amethyst Realm appeared on British talk show This Morning to detail her intimate encounters with the horny spectres haunting her home in Bristol, England.


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I don't think it is a stretch to say that everyone one of us knows someone who has been afflicted by Alzheimer's Disease. What a terrible devastating death sentence. Progress is being made in the treatment of it.

Rather than targeting the typical rogue proteins associated with dementia, scientists say that—for the very first time—they have reversed dementia in mice with a drug that reduces inflammation.

Up until now, most dementia treatments have targeted the amyloid plaques that are found in people with Alzheimer’s disease. However, the latest study published in Science Translational Medicine suggests targeting inflammation in the brain might stop it in its tracks.

In experiments conducted at the University of California, Berkeley, senile mice were significantly better at learning new tasks, and became almost as adept as those half their age.


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Here's hoping you Morons and Lurkers didn't invest too heavily in E-scooter company Unicorn.

Electric scooter start-up Unicorn is shutting down after spending too much money on Facebook adverts.

Customers received an email from founder Nick Evans, saying he was "very sorry" and was trying to sell Unicorn's assets to offer partial refunds.

The Texas-based company sold just 350 of its $699 (£531) commuter scooters, according to The Verge. They have a top speed of 15mph and a range of 15 miles.

And start-up tracker Crunchbase said Unicorn had raised just $150,000.

"It saddens me to write this letter but we have run out of funding and are shutting down operations immediately," the email says.

"We unfortunately do not have the resources to deliver your Unicorns nor are we able to provide refunds, as we are completely out of funding."


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Not in my back yard, not in my front yard. Not here period!

Commissioners for Burleigh County, North Dakota, will vote Monday on whether to accept or refuse new refugees being re-settled there, potentially becoming the first jurisdiction in the U.S. to do so. The vote is necessary following a Lutheran Social Services request for a refugee re-settlement and an executive order by President Trump in September requiring local consent.

A vote that was scheduled last week on the matter was postponed after an overflow crowd of 100 was unable to fit into the normal meeting room. Today’s meeting will take place in a middle school cafeteria to handle the number expected to show up again, regarding what County Chairman Brian Bitner calls “the most intense” issue he has seen in the 10 years he has served on the commission.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



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Self-reflection is a positive thing. Hopefully, in prison it will help this Genius Award Winner.

According to a Memphis police affidavit, Vester was in the drive-thru line of a McDonald’s last week when she received her food and realized her request for jelly was either forgotten or unheeded. She instead received ketchup.

Words were exchanged with several employees. Vester was accused of pulling out a gun and pointing it at employees, the affidavit says.


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Reunited after all these years. Tonight's Feel Good Story of the Day.

The first time he spoke to her, in 1943, by the Auschwitz crematory, David Wisnia realized that Helen Spitzer was no regular inmate. Zippi, as she was known, was clean, always neat. She wore a jacket and smelled good. They were introduced by a fellow inmate, at her request.

Her presence was unusual in itself: a woman outside the women’s quarters, speaking with a male prisoner. Before Mr. Wisnia knew it, they were alone, all the prisoners around them gone. This wasn’t a coincidence, he later realized. They made a plan to meet again in a week.

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1 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (ECrgQ)

2 How did that happen?!

I'll call the corgis.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (ECrgQ)

3 Now for the content!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:37 PM (ECrgQ)

4 Linn = you've done it again!



How was the dental appt?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:38 PM (Y4EXg)

5 MisHum in the house!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (DMUuz)

6 ❘❘❘❙❙❚♠

Whoa! Just thought I'd check if you were cheating and posting early. Glad I checked.

That pic up top looks familiar. Is it a rerun? I just remember the way my eye is drawn up from the barrier on the bottom to the wave crashing. I suppose all pix of breakers are the same...?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (RLB07)

7 FenelonSpoke - what did you think of "Faustina"?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (Y4EXg)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (Vy7tf)

9 Don't link Miami Herald - the site installs malware

Posted by: Chouinard at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (ua1m6)

10 The vote is necessary following a Lutheran Social Services request for a refugee re-settlement

Lutheran Social Services has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)

11 [T]his site promotes self-hate, said one commenter. Personally, not
only do I find it offensive, it is quite slanted towards the idea that
mutually willing sex with kids is harmful, said another.
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That is the consistent point of view from the left's view of sexuality. If pedophiles are born that way why not let their freak flag fly too?

Posted by: Obligatory at December 10, 2019 09:42 PM (WdocV)

12 Heard Nadler give the game away today. He kept repeating stuff about the President "endangering national security".

And it hit me. That's what *power* does. You've just described the risk of being the President--of *anyone* serving as President.

So they're impeaching over policy, just like the founders said not to.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2019 09:42 PM (Eicbe)

13 Never stand on Happy Fun Ball.

Moose out front...

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (M0u+N)

14
The vote is necessary following a Lutheran Social Services request for a refugee re-settlement
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This country would do a lot better with 100M less people instead of bringing in 100M more.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (WdocV)

15 "In my clinic, roughly half of the people who commit an offense against a child is pedophilic. We do not know, however, how many pedophiles there are who never commit any offenses and never come to our attention." James Cantor, clinical psychologist


Can I interest you in my research into experimental high-velocity lead insertion therapy?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (1vWDB)

16 I read that the protesters in HK are using medieval artillery to hurl petrol bombs. Methinks a gallon jug or 5-gallon carboy would be rather intimidating against an APC.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (Vy7tf)

17 Willowed, but reposted because important (lol):
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Their was 1 former Star Trek guest star that did some Porn


Angelique Pettyjohn.
The episode she was in was on MeTV last Saturday.

Gamesters of Triskelion




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Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (ufFY8)

18 Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (RLB07)

Perhaps, if my math serves me correctly I've posted somewhere in the area of 1,100 above the fold photos since Maet retired.

Posted by: Cats In Need of Entertainment at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

19 I forgive you... I forgive you all.

Posted by: Saint James of Comey at December 10, 2019 09:44 PM (flINI)

20 I coulda been a contendah...but I read the posts.

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 10, 2019 09:44 PM (ZXnzo)

21 So they're impeaching over policy, just like the founders said not to.

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We are so far from the founder's vision this isn't even the worst of it.

In the original, real America, the people went to war over a 1% tax and "common sense gun control".

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:44 PM (WdocV)

22 How was the dental appt?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:38 PM (Y4EXg)

No cavities, no problems. Dentist will just have to forego a new Mercedes this year.

How did your haircut go? You didn't mention otters, did you?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:44 PM (ECrgQ)

23 Test

Posted by: Cats In Need of Entertainment at December 10, 2019 09:45 PM (aA3+G)

24 Off old sock off I say

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (aA3+G)

25
No cavities, no problems. Dentist will just have to forego a new Mercedes this year.

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Did he already have a hoverboard though?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (WdocV)

26 In our estimation, the greatest problem the US has faced in nearly two
decades of war in Afghanistan is the inability to define kill the enemy wherever he may be and let God sort it all out.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (EgshT)

27 ONT Hot 25?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (bQ+rY)

28 How did your haircut go? You didn't mention otters, did you?
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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No cavities! Bonus!

I did not but I was surprised - she cut it longer than the last stylist. Said I have "good hair".

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (Y4EXg)

29 Nice music again, MisHum. One can never have to much Der Bingle this time of year.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (HaL55)

30 It's real, and it's magnificent.

Posted by: Porn Stash at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (G0in+)

31 How the hell? Well, top 50!

Posted by: TheHoser at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (v3UCk)

32 Did he already have a hoverboard though?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (WdocV)
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I didn't ask. Should he?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:49 PM (ECrgQ)

33 It's real, and it's magnificent.
Posted by: Porn Stash

Whippersnapper

Posted by: John Bolton at December 10, 2019 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

34 Morning!

Oh.. wait..

whatev..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 09:49 PM (438dO)

35 top 100, at least I get a cardboard medal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:49 PM (BiNEL)

36 Nice breakwater!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (438dO)

37 BTW, love that breakwater picture!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

38 I did not but I was surprised - she cut it longer than the last stylist. Said I have "good hair".
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (Y4EXg)
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You do!! I can vouch for that!

(You did check that her name wasn't Delilah, right?)

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (ECrgQ)

39 Said I have "good hair".

That's what they all say.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 09:51 PM (EgshT)

40 "Porn stash" and "porn 'stache" are two different things and I've only one of them...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 09:51 PM (bQ+rY)

41 "Porn stash" and "porn 'stache" are two different things and I've only one of them...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

So we are doing phrasing.

Posted by: MiklosMidweek at December 10, 2019 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

42 In our estimation, the greatest problem the US has faced in nearly two
decades of war in Afghanistan is the inability to define kill the enemy wherever he may be and let God sort it all out.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (EgshT)


Once upon a time, when Congress did more than just perfect their 24/7 grift and wrote Declarations of War, we knew better!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:52 PM (BiNEL)

43 Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (HaL55)

Thank you kind sir.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 09:53 PM (aA3+G)

44 I have no sympathy for pedophiles. Zero, zip, nada. They can all DIAF.

And if not having compassion for fellow "humans" is a sin, so be it.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:53 PM (ECrgQ)

45 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN

(insert Dr. Peter Venkman's ghost dream beejer here)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)

46 Hubby and I were just talking today about how many we've know that have suffered from Alzeimers. His mom, his uncle, his aunt. In his uncle's case it was so sudden. His mom we sort of saw coming. It's a horrible disease.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (dUJdY)

47 So we are doing phrasing.
Posted by: MiklosMidweek at December 10, 2019 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

Literary vs sartorial.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (ECrgQ)

48 In our estimation, the greatest problem the US has faced in nearly two

decades of war in Afghanistan is the inability to define kill the enemy wherever he may be and let God sort it all out.

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no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Posted by: George Patton at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (WdocV)

49 BTW, love that breakwater picture!

Me too. It's gorgeous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

50 Pentagon suspends flight training for 850 Saudis.

https://tinyurl.com/r3b8tbt

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)

51 Did he already have a hoverboard though?



Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (WdocV)

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I didn't ask. Should he?
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https://tinyurl.com/u7nd3qg

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (WdocV)

52 So, we're headed for the best of all possible outcomes:

Cocaine Mitch and Lindsey 2.0 are going for summary dismissal?

It moved.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (JCrfD)

53 Mr. Jihadi probably didn't know the difference between Porn Stash and Porn Stache...

But he had allahu ackbar down COLD. And being as how he's reached morgue temperature, he knows COLD well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (Z4rgH)

54 The Usual Suspects are screaming over Trump's executive order targeting anti-Semitism on campus.

Emily Mayer, who of course grew up in the Bay Area and now lives in Brooklyn and cofounded the anti-Israel group IfNotNow, has some Deep Thoughts on Twitter.

The order's move to define Judaism as a "nationality" promotes the classically bigoted idea that American Jews are not American.

Trump's Executive Order is not about keeping Jews safe.

This is just more antisemitism.


and,

This order is a dangerous move to silence the free speech of human rights advocates and, in particular, Palestinian and Muslim college students.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (I2/tG)

55 Dandy ONT, as usual, Mis Hum. Thanks!

Gotta love that Bryce Mitchell!

Pray for our President.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (fNFgo)

56 Pentagon suspends flight training for 850 Saudis.

https://tinyurl.com/r3b8tbt
Posted by: Tonypete


Wow...let's not be hasty.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (M0u+N)

57
I always tell the people cutting my hair that if they can take it off the sides and put it on top there's a big tip in it for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (7rVsF)

58 Pentagon suspends flight training for 850 Saudis.

https://tinyurl.com/r3b8tbt
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)
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850??!! It was 300 only a couple of threads ago. I can't believe we even do this.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (/669Q)

59 Pentagon suspends flight training for 850 Saudis.


They kept demanding Sopwith Camels.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (EgshT)

60 There once was a feminist who decided she would see how long she could go without using the word "rape".

She tried it for an hour, after which she felt great anxiety. This was different from her regular anxiety. It did not go away until she read Feminism Daily for an hour.

She did it for a day. Then she locked herself for a week binge eating a thousand stuffed oreos. She would often think about this experience, although if she mentioned it to her feminist friends they would change the subject.

She did it for three days. Then she died. Her life force flickered out like a melted candle.

She died for want of "rape" you guys.

If you listen to the wind blow, you might hear a shriek in the distance "WHOOOOOO ISSS INNNN MYYYYYY VAGIIIIIIINAAAAAAAA?!?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (LxTcq)

61 FIRST!!!

Hello Everybody!

Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (D59ia)

62 I still to this day do not get The Usual Suspects.

If he was making all that shit up in the Detectives office...did any of it even happen?

Confused.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (M0u+N)

63 Burleigh County, ND, commissioners decided to allow refugee resettlement with a cap of 25 for next year.
County pop app 95,000 (2010)

Posted by: Alice McD at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (E+yET)

64 Pentagon suspends flight training for 850 Saudis.

Send them all back pending a full review of the program, regardless of how long it takes.


Saudis have a history with our airplanes. And it's not a good one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)

65 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (7rVsF)

folliclely challenged?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

66 Commissioners for Burleigh County, North Dakota, will vote Monday on whether to accept or refuse new refugees being re-settled there, potentially becoming the first jurisdiction in the U.S. to do so


Overruled! Take That Refugee. It's the new "Bake that cake", rubes!

**bangs gavel**

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #3 at December 10, 2019 09:59 PM (786Ro)

67 Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (WdocV)

Okay, that's funnier 'n snot!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:59 PM (ECrgQ)

68
850??!! It was 300 only a couple of threads ago. I can't believe we even do this.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (/669Q)


Pentagon suspends flight training for 8,624,943 Saudis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (7rVsF)

69 There are more twists in our DNA, Horatio, than were dreamed of in your 8th Grade science class.

Remember the good old days when we thought we had just one combo of DNA that we were made from? No, we're a big hodgepodge. Not even counting mitochondria which have their own universe inside our cells.

You don't even have to have a transplant to have mixed DNA in your various parts. It messed up blood analysis for a while 'til they figured that out, IIRC.
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"That's right, honey! So, you see, it was your sperm, even though our baby looks... so different from you! See? See?"

Posted by: mindful webworker - supposedly at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ECLlc)

70 How can you red hat wearing right wingers say that the FBI acted without bias when it was OBVIOUS that they acted WITH BIAS?!?!?!

OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)

71 *YOU'RE

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)

72 Saudis have a history with our airplanes. And it's not a good one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)


One might ask, what the eff were our "betters" thinking when they decided to flight train more Saudis?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (BiNEL)

73 I saw Horny Spectres open for The Dead Kennedys back in '06.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (Z4rgH)

74 There's no need for cows to be shouting.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (EgshT)

75
folliclely challenged?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


If you want to waste your hormones growing hair that's your business.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)

76 Hey, I'm ONT famous!!!!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (G546f)

77 Pentagon suspends flight training for 850 Saudis.

https://tinyurl.com/r3b8tbt
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM



And boy are their arms tired. Ba-dump-BAH.

Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (786Ro)

78 Turley's dog testified?

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (l3+k2)

79 Good Evening Horde

Posted by: wing at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

80 *YOU'RE

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)

Your ENGRISH be as bad as your're comments, yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (BiNEL)

81 I'd be all in favor of trebuchet flight training using Saudis.

Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (786Ro)

82 >> Hey, I'm ONT famous!!!!


Way to go!

*Slaps Ass*

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (VcezW)

83 This order is a dangerous move to silence the free speech of human rights advocates and, in particular, Palestinian and Muslim college students.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (I2/tG)

Their violence is speech, remember. In response to our speech being violence.

These people are evil.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (ECrgQ)

84 he had called him "Porn Stash"
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Pretty sure that should have been 'Stache'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (CDGwz)

85 One might ask, what the eff were our "betters" thinking when they decided to flight train more Saudis?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

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Same ole thing CH - there's us, and the rules we are to live under, then there is the 'them' - the rich, the well connected, and those from the 'right' schools and families.

They gots different rules.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)

86 What are plants saying?

Potatoes say "cook, mash, and eat me with beef gravy."

Poison Ivy says, "cook, mash, and serve at the Democratic National Convention."

Okay, that was mean and inappropriately political.

Poison Ivy just says, "hug me!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - expressly at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (ECLlc)

87 One might ask, what the eff were our "betters" thinking when they decided to flight train more Saudis?

Good question. Wouldn't be surprised if that's one of TFG's programs. Sounds like something he'd do then, when we raised hell, he's tell us to just get over it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (HaL55)

88 Good evening Horde. I want to thank you all for your prayers and support the past week+.

Today we buried Mrs IMG's father.

It was a small gathering, just family.

Grandson the Elder had one of those Rites of Passage moments. Mrs IMG and I thought it would be a fine thing for him to be one of the pall bearers (he's nine). She spent quite some time thinking about how she was going to present it to him.

Welllll, she started her spiel with explaining what a pall bearer is. About halfway through the explanation, GStE said, "Oh I wanna do that! Can I be one?" Made me quite proud once again.

A few minutes later, he did voice a concern that he wouldn't be able to help all that much. I told him, "Well you lift as hard as you can and as long as you can. We'll get the rest." Turned out it was only about 50 ft. I put him on the foot of the casket and he did just fine.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (di1hb)

89 I'd be all in favor of trebuchet flight training using Saudis.

Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (786Ro)


Pinochet Airlines, white courtesy phone please!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL)

90 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN
Now she's hoping one of them gets her pregnant.

No, this isn't the plot of a Ghost sequel.



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PATRICK SWAYZE WOULD LITERALLY BE A GHOST IN GHOST II

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (786Ro)

91 How can you red hat wearing right wingers say that
the FBI acted without bias when it was OBVIOUS that they acted WITH
BIAS?!?!?!



OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)


Ha! You nazis didn't realize that the real nazis were calling from inside the house!

Posted by: Turk at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (2N7oZ)

92 >>If you want to waste your hormones growing hair that's your business.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)


'sup Porn Stache?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (VcezW)

93 These people are evil.

How DARE the Federal Government oppose the Judenboykott!

Posted by: BDS Supporters! at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (I2/tG)

94 A possibly insane British woman says that she is literally having sex with ghosts

Yeah, it's possible.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (VP1E6)

95 Damned right I screamed.

Posted by: weinstiens ficus at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (LOq4H)

96 Maybe he called him Porn Stash because he knew he had a stash of porn.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (l3+k2)

97 Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)

Um, WaterCow, you may want to re-read your talking points bulletin.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (ECrgQ)

98 75
folliclely challenged?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

If you want to waste your hormones growing hair that's your business.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)

Sorry, didn't realize you were sensitive.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

99 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (di1hb)

Well done, IMG!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)

100 in particular, Palestinian and Muslim college students.

Also, Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:06 PM (JCrfD)

101 After today in the swamp.....I'm ordering 10 Trebuchet's with the Laz- 4th GEN night vision sights.

Should be a hit at the next 4th of July picnic

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:06 PM (kFkpX)

102 >>A possibly insane British woman says that she is literally having sex with ghosts


Knowing Buzzion as well as we do ...

I am guessing it is just one well disguised ghost who found an easy lay.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:06 PM (VcezW)

103 Now the left is threatening DOGS??? That's truly beyond the pale.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (4pMBB)

104 When the cows shout, the commies listen.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (EgshT)

105 A possibly insane British woman says that she is literally having sex with ghosts
___

Oh yeah baby, BOOOO, I'm totally a ghost and stuff.

Posted by: Her Neighbor with a sheet over him....well not all of him at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (WdocV)

106 Um, WaterCow, you may want to re-read your talking points bulletin.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (ECrgQ)


The ENGRISH, she be a right bish, eh?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

107 One might ask, what the eff were our "betters" thinking when they decided to flight train more Saudis?

Remember, the Saudis are our allies against the Iranians.

We were allies with Joseph Stalin once - you can't always be choosy about who you ally with.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (I2/tG)

108 One might ask, what the eff were our "betters" thinking when they decided to flight train more Saudis?

Seriously. Somebody's gotta crash 'em and be targets for the IAF. It ain't like spares sell themselves.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (LBnTd)

109 How can you red hat wearing right wingers say that the FBI acted with bias when it was OBVIOUS that they acted WITHout BIAS?!?!?!

OPEN YOU'RE EYES!!!!!

(Thanks, Linn.)

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (ScWBu)

110 Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that mustache a bit wide to be regulation?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (0TbLI)

111 70 How can you red hat wearing right wingers say that the FBI acted without bias when it was OBVIOUS that they acted WITH BIAS?!?!?!

OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)


WaterCow!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

112 The vote is necessary following a Lutheran Social Services request for a refugee re-settlement and an executive order by President Trump in September requiring local consent.

Trump could help this along by telling them they'll be getting *all* the refugees if they vote yes.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (CDGwz)

113 Better not be any background checks for LIVE BAIT, either, or the deal's off.

Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (786Ro)

114
Sorry, didn't realize you were sensitive.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Not really. Nothing I can do to about it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (7rVsF)

115 Now the left is threatening DOGS??? That's truly beyond the pale.
___

Yeah, best to not scare dogs. Makes the meat tougher.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (WdocV)

116 >> Now the left is threatening DOGS??? That's truly beyond the pale.


And your little dog, too!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (VcezW)

117 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN

Old news

Posted by: Mrs. Muir at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

118 "We unfortunately do not have the resources to deliver your Unicorns nor are we able to provide refunds, as we are completely out of funding."
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No one should be denied a unicorn just because they don't have 'money'. I will introduce a bill that will provide a free unicorn to everyone, regardless of immigration status.

Posted by: AOC at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (xSo9G)

119 "...is really a tarnish on the glory of humanity."


I don't think he has met very many humans. At least not the ones I've met.

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (NbRJx)

120 Trump could help this along by telling them they'll be getting *all* the refugees if they vote yes.
___

Can I just take the 20-30 year old Venezuelan women? Y'all can have the rest.

Posted by: Some Moron at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (WdocV)

121 Remember, the Saudis are our allies against the Iranians.

We were allies with Joseph Stalin once - you can't always be choosy about who you ally with.


There's nothing in the rulebook that says we can't teach them to fly THERE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (JCrfD)

122 he had called him "Porn Stash"
----

Pretty sure that should have been 'Stache'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM



See #40...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (bQ+rY)

123 Remember, the Saudis are our allies against the Iranians.

We were allies with Joseph Stalin once - you can't always be choosy about who you ally with.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (I2/tG)


Yes, that Stalin thing worked out so well, what could possibly go wrong with the KSA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (BiNEL)

124
A few minutes later, he did voice a concern that he wouldn't be able to help all that much. I told him, "Well you lift as hard as you can and as long as you can. We'll get the rest." Turned out it was only about 50 ft. I put him on the foot of the casket and he did just fine.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (di1hb)


So sorry for your loss, IMG.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

125 -
Never stick your dick in crazy.

------------------

Word.

Posted by: Casper The Friendly (but not THAT friendly) Ghost at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (RVcmP)

126 got here at #31, but FF wouldn't load the fing page.

bastards

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (NYIfp)

127 Oooooo ...I am the Ghost of Otters Past!

Posted by: Ghost Fucker Neighbor at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (VcezW)

128 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (arJlL)

129 Trump could help this along by telling them they'll be getting *all* the refugees if they vote yes.

Trump should simply notice that the Upper West Side, Georgetown, Pacific Heights, and Malibu haven't accepted their quota of refugees yet, and they need to do so before we ship more refugees to North Dakota.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)

130 Oooooo ...I am the Ghost of Otters Past!
Posted by: Ghost Fucker Neighbor

----

Surprise!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)

131 But all the DNA in his semen belongs to a German man he's never met.


This, too, is the story of George Takei.

Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (786Ro)

132 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (7rVsF)

On the bright side you raise beautiful doggehs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

133 OPEN YOU'RE EYES!!!!!

(Thanks, Linn.)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (ScWBu)

You're welcome. And your misuse of English really adds authenticity and emphasis. Good job!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (ECrgQ)

134 Given that most of the 911 towel heads spent their off time in titty-bars prior to their "mission"...porn-stash should have lit up the screens at homeland......YA THINK??

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (kFkpX)

135 Yes, that Stalin thing worked out so well,

It did, actually. Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (I2/tG)

136 WaterCow!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

\
{{{Ladyl}}}, you are such a gracious soul, but remember, what you encourage, you get more of !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)

137 BTW, love that breakwater picture!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

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It's only a model.

Posted by: Patsy at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (XVuno)

138 It's hard for us ghosts to score with the ladies! I mean, I take them out, wine and dine them, show them a good time, laugh at all their jokes -- but they see right through me.

Posted by: Ghost at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (ScWBu)

139 Hello everyone, long time lurker(on and off 14 years). I am posing a question to Ace and the cobloggers because unlike me this group of individuals are some of the most intelligent, witty and articulate I have ever read. I was speaking to a friend and he mentioned to me that there is some loophole allowing the demoncrats to impeach and remove the president with only 37 votes in the senate. Somebody please put me some knowledge. Does anybody know what my friend is talking about?

Posted by: Theos at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (KQAPH)

140 Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.

Eh. Lots and lots of mushroom clouds.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (JCrfD)

141 Now the left is threatening DOGS??? That's truly beyond the pale.
-----

Remember 'Buddy', the Clinton's dog? He knew too much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (xSo9G)

142 It did, actually. Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.
___

YOU GET A NUCLEAR BOMB AND YOU GET A NUCLEAR BOMB AND YOU GET A NUCLEAR BOMB!


Posted by: Truman looking at a map of German cities at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (WdocV)

143 This, too, is the story of George Takei.

Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (786Ro)


Shuttle bay doors are open, Captain.

Posted by: George T. at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (2N7oZ)

144 Did he wreak of rose water before he posted up with the pistol?

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (kFkpX)

145 136 WaterCow!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)
\
{{{Ladyl}}}, you are such a gracious soul, but remember, what you encourage, you get more of !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)


{{{Hrothgar}}}


But I LIKE WaterCow.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

146 Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.

Eh. Lots and lots of mushroom clouds.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (JCrfD)


My brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)

147 Iron Mike, sorry for your loss but what a sweet story and he will always have that memory. It's an honor. My MIL requested her 6 grandsons be her pallbearers and in spite of their great sadness over losing her they we so very honored that she made that request.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)

148 >>BTW, love that breakwater picture!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

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>It's only a model.



Gingerbread and Frosting. Amazing, really.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (VcezW)

149 Darn.

I thought the first quote was going to be about how someone with a love of humanity and a heartfelt conviction to understand the misery of the human condition was going to do something to alleviate the hard work performed by OTR truck drivers because they could associate with the hardships they endured in an effort to provide for their families and their companies.

Instead it was about a dink that is trying to express false piety as an explanation of his efforts to destroy the lives of blue collar workers in favor of larger corporate profits.

F*ck him and his false piety.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (OHR0v)

150 135 Yes, that Stalin thing worked out so well,

It did, actually. Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (I2/tG)


Yeah, the Frogs were wonderful allies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

151 Howdy, ONT people.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

152 117 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN

Old news
Posted by: Mrs. Muir at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

Wait! What????

20 Ghosts! BITCH!

Posted by: The Captain at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (NgKpN)

153 Remember 'Buddy', the Clinton's dog? He knew too much.

That final walk in the park was...uh...unfortunate.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (EgshT)

154 139 Hello everyone, . . . . .. because unlike me this group of individuals are some of the most intelligent, witty and articulate I have ever read.


----

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)

155 {{{Jewells}}}


Can't wait to receive my goodies!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

156 Hello Insomniac.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

157 Way to go!

*Slaps Ass*
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (VcezW)

joke's on you - I'm wearing my plate armor undies

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (G546f)

158 >>Yeah, the Frogs were wonderful allies.


My Uncles seemed to really enjoy fucking their women.


Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (VcezW)

159 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN

Old news
Posted by: Mrs. Muir

I need to answer my phone more.

Posted by: The Canterbury Ghost at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (SAV4V)

160 Hey Jewells!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

161 Yeah, the Frogs were wonderful allies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)


We hate everyone, including ourselves.

Posted by: France at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (2N7oZ)

162
151 Howdy, ONT people.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)


Hello, my dear Beach Friend.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

163 Can anyone here recommend a really outstanding chicken sandwich?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (XVuno)

164 But I LIKE WaterCow.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)


Just remember the last time I warned you!

Actually, I can understand this, WaterCow is the "nicest" troll we have had for some time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)

165 {{Ladyl}}.. they should be there tomorrow or Thursday at the latest and thank you again. You're a sweetheart.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

166 Hello, my dear Beach Friend.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

Heh

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

167 I was speaking to a friend and he mentioned to me that there is some loophole allowing the demoncrats to impeach and remove the president with only 37 votes in the senate.

Not that I know of.

Article I Section 3:

The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two-thirds of the Members present.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (JCrfD)

168 >>joke's on you - I'm wearing my plate armor undies


Jokes on you. I was slapping my own ass.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (VcezW)

169
Does anybody know what my friend is talking about?

Posted by: Theos


If every Republican senator abstained from voting it would take 32 Democrats to convict.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (7rVsF)

170 Lots and lots of impeachment false flags.

The majority in the Senate will decide this outcome.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (kFkpX)

171 Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone continues to demonstrate that he is the only honest anti-Trump Leftist:

"Corroboration Zero": An Inspector General's Report Reveals the Steele Dossier Was Always a Joke

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

172
151 Howdy, ONT people.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)


I didn't mean for you to rush!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

173
This order is a dangerous move to silence the free speech of human rights advocates and, in particular, Palestinian and Muslim college students.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


So he admits that Palestinian and Muslim students are antisemitic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

174 @139 Theos



The Constitution requires a two-thirds vote of the Senate to convict

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

175 See #40...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
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You only beat me out by 100 posts.

Wait...I'm supposed to read all of the posts before posting?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (xSo9G)

176 A church in California is making waves this week for its nativity display depicting Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus locked inside cages topped with barbed wire to make a political statement about immigration.

-
The Babylon Bee has addressed this:

Scripture
Report: Jesus, Mary, Joseph Were Actually Detained Under Obama Administration
December 10th, 2019

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (+y/Ru)

177 Aren't plate-armour knickers technically pants??

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (bQ+rY)

178 I didn't mean for you to rush!


(That was meant for Jewells)

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

179 That picture of a wave beating on a groin is a repeat.

You only glance at beauty once? Don't think so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

180 In experiments conducted at the University of California, Berkeley, senile mice were significantly better at learning new tasks, and became almost as adept as those half their age.

I saw Senile Mice open for Hilly and the Bollards at the Trump Center.

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (arJlL)

181 Actually, I can understand this, WaterCow is the "nicest" troll we have had for some time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
________

Thanks!!

Facsist!

But really, thanks.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ScWBu)

182 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN



Old news

Posted by: Mrs. Muir



I need to answer my phone more.

Posted by: The Canterbury Ghost at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (SAV4V)

Just say my name!

Posted by: Bloody Mary at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (2N7oZ)

183 158 >>Yeah, the Frogs were wonderful allies.


My Uncles seemed to really enjoy fucking their women.


Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (VcezW)


Something tells me your uncles were real men

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

184 150 135 Yes, that Stalin thing worked out so well,

It did, actually. Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (I2/tG)


Yeah, the Frogs were wonderful allies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)


Hey now, let's show some respect!

Posted by: Zombie Vidkun Abraham Lauritz Jonsson Quisling at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (BiNEL)

185 Cats In Need (heh) #18: Perhaps, if my math serves me correctly I've posted somewhere in the area of 1,100 above the fold photos since Maet retired.

It's a testimony to how striking the images are that a repeat would be recognizable.

Posted by: mindful webworker - curiously at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ECLlc)

186
Just remember the last time I warned you!

Actually, I can understand this, WaterCow is the "nicest" troll we have had for some time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)


He is very nice. I picture a friendly manatee.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

187 But really, thanks.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ScWBu)


I rest my case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (BiNEL)

188 I put him on the foot of the casket and he did just fine.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (di1hb)
* * * *

What a wonderful story and a superb young man. So sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (fNFgo)

189 Aren't plate-armour knickers technically pants??

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (bQ+rY)

No, they're metal assless chaps.

Posted by: The Bud Knight at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (2N7oZ)

190 (That was meant for Jewells)

I was wondering.. lol! No rush..at all. I like to get the orders out as soon as I can.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

191 Thin skinned those saudi arabians are.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (r4WcK)

192 176 A church in California is making waves this week for its nativity display depicting Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus locked inside cages topped with barbed wire to make a political statement about immigration.

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How do you know they're not making a practical statement about protecting valuable terra cotta figurines from theft?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (XVuno)

193 175 See #40...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
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You only beat me out by 100 posts.

Wait...I'm supposed to read all of the posts before posting?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (xSo9G)


That really seems impractical

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

194 one of his instructors earlier this year alleging that he had called him "Porn Stash"

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So he was butthurt. Well, that's different then.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (+y/Ru)

195 So he admits that Palestinian and Muslim students are antisemitic.

She's the sort of Jew who thinks that the United States should be importing millions of immigrants from the most anti-Semitic parts of the planet.

Ask French Jews how well that's worked out for them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

196 167 I was speaking to a friend and he mentioned to me that there is some loophole allowing the demoncrats to impeach and remove the president with only 37 votes in the senate.

Not that I know of.

Article I Section 3:

The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two-thirds of the Members present.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (JCrfD)

In order to have a session of the Senate, ie to be in session, you need a quorum, ie you would need 51 Senators present.

As the Constitution says you need 2.3rds of Senators PRESENT, he is technically correct.

If all the Dems showed up, and enough Repubs to hit 51, then you would only need 37 Senators to impeach.

Posted by: The Captain at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (NgKpN)

197 Thanks Circa(Insert Year Here). I could not find anything either, but i am no constitutional scholar.

Posted by: Theos at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (KQAPH)

198
Yeah, the Frogs were wonderful allies.

Paris should have been leveled just to spite De Gaulle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (7rVsF)

199 Trump should simply notice that the Upper West Side, Georgetown, Pacific
Heights, and Malibu haven't accepted their quota of refugees yet, and
they need to do so before we ship more refugees to North Dakota.


Isn't Shit-for-Brains' district in Glorious Peeple's Republik of Kalifornia? That's where PDT should send all the "refugees."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (HaL55)

200 I picture a friendly manatee.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)


I do too, and not about any particular commenter. Just pretty much all the time.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

201 I'm not rushin'. Hell, I ain't even Ukrainian.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

202 >>Something tells me your uncles were real men


Gramps had 7 Brothers.
5 Younger.
5 were in the 2nd War.
3 in Europe.
2 in the Pacific.

The 2 who fought in the Pacific were constantly ribbing the other 3 for 'Fucking Frogs' while they were, 'you know...fighting an actual War.'.

It was funny to see.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:21 PM (VcezW)

203 Hogmartin thinks we all look like manatees?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

204 163 Can anyone here recommend a really outstanding chicken sandwich?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (XVuno)


I just think chicken doesn't belong on a sandwich.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

205 "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might be, if they screamed all the time, for no reason."
-- Jack Handy

Posted by: Captain Comic at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (RIv8p)

206 And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two-thirds of the Members present.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (JCrfD)

Apparently, the left has seized on "members present" and are claiming that if only enough Republicans show up to form a quorum (51), they only need 2/3 of those "present".

Ain't gonna happen. Ever.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (ECrgQ)

207 So sorry for your loss, IMG.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)


Thank you, LadyL.

Over the past few says, I realize I have a memorial to him in the back yard. Not intentionally, though.

About 10 yrs ago we were looking at my back yard and I mentioned I was sick of all the weeds and how there was several types of grass there. His advice was to plow it all under and plant fresh.

This Fall, I finally got the gear to put on my garden tractor to do the plowing, discing, a d so forth. In October, I had at it and have a good start on spring with new grass already sprouted.

I was looking at it the other day with morning coffee and remembered that conversation, which lead to other memories of him.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (di1hb)

208 But really, thanks.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ScWBu)


If you break Ladyl's heart there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (aS1PU)

209 Love this version of O Come O Come Emmanuel. Thank you for including it in the ont.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (r4WcK)

210 Hogmartin thinks we all look like manatees?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)


Well I didn't until you just said that. Now I can't stop picturing it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (t+qrx)

211 Barbara Manatee!
You are the one for me
Sent from up above
You are the one I love!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

212 200 I picture a friendly manatee.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

I do too, and not about any particular commenter. Just pretty much all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)


Your spirit animal, perhaps?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

213 Jokes on you. I was slapping my own ass.
Posted by: garrett

oh, in that case, carry on

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (G546f)

214 I just think chicken doesn't belong on a sandwich.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

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You freak.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (XVuno)

215 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN

(insert Dr. Peter Venkman's ghost dream beejer here)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)

Her name, alone, screams "Crazy".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (/sgva)

216 If all the Dems showed up, and enough Repubs to hit 51, then you would only need 37 Senators to impeach.

Yeah, and I could have a knock at the door and it would be all the Bond girls in their prime wanting me for sex.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (JCrfD)

217 203 Hogmartin thinks we all look like manatees?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

Cutest ones on the interwebz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

218 In order to have a session of the Senate, ie to be in session, you need a quorum, ie you would need 51 Senators present.



As the Constitution says you need 2.3rds of Senators PRESENT, he is technically correct.



If all the Dems showed up, and enough Repubs to hit 51, then you would only need 37 Senators to impeach.

Posted by: The Captain at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (NgKpN)


And the odds of the turtle doing that are slim.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (l3+k2)

219
Thin skinned those saudi arabians are.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (r4WcK)


It's all the sand. Gets everywhere, and then things start to chaff.

Posted by: Sheik Yerbouti at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (2N7oZ)

220 Ain't gonna happen. Ever.

We have Big Plans.

Posted by: Antifa Terrorists! at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (I2/tG)

221 Misanthropic Humanitarian


2/3rds present. 30 present, 20 to convict. However even if 1/3 +1 vote present neither for or against, it fails.

Posted by: weinstiens ficus at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (LOq4H)

222
If you break Ladyl's heart there will be hell to pay.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (aS1PU)


{{{Dr. WTF}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

223 Your spirit animal, perhaps?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)


Already taken.

https://stoatnet.org/liveslow.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (t+qrx)

224 Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (r4WcK)

I'm glad you enjoyed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

225 Missed the rally tonite. Broken washer. Had to go get a new one. My favorite store: Home Depot.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (r4WcK)

226 dammit off sock

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (LOq4H)

227 >>in that case, carry on


Pro Tip : It keeps the Otters away.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (VcezW)

228 The Constitution requires a two-thirds vote of the Senate to convict

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)


Nah, you are both wrong. 57 states with one electoral vote each and a two thirds required is 38 votes.

Posted by: Obama New Math Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (BiNEL)

229 208 But really, thanks.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ScWBu)

If you break Ladyl's heart there will be hell to pay.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (aS1PU)

She has a lot of practice hitting balls. Hard.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

230 I just think chicken doesn't belong on a sandwich.
Posted by: Ladyl

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My dear Ladyl, if memory serves, you also will not eat any meat with a bone in it.

Methinks your Ladyship is a bit outside the Hordian norm, food-wise.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)

231 Well, in that case you're welcome Hogmartin! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

232 Thankfully,

The majority in the Senate is Republican.

But if the leader, (Mitch, so help me G*d if you cluster fuck your defining moment by diving into the swamp.....like all the other Berry hold-overs....and rino's swimming the breast stroke down Avenue K.......you gonna have some serious issues......gumba...96 million issues to be exact.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (kFkpX)

233 221 Misanthropic Humanitarian


2/3rds present. 30 present, 20 to convict. However even if 1/3 +1 vote present neither for or against, it fails.
Posted by: weinstiens ficus at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (LOq4H)


Well we would live to see the 2nd Civil war wouldn't we?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

234 Great.

Next in the pecking order is this beauty....

Edwards wants to shine a spotlight on the sort of pedophiles that don't make the evening news. "I hope people start to realize that virtuous pedophiles exist," he says, and "that many are no danger and shouldn't be branded as dangerous without evidence".


I swear to God.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2019 10:25 PM (OHR0v)

235 What a wonderful story and a superb young man. So sorry for your loss.

Same here, IMG.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)

236 If all the Dems showed up, and enough Repubs to hit 51, then you would only need 37 Senators to impeach.

AND THEN, Pence appoints Hillary VP, he resigns and...we've heard this twaddle before.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:25 PM (JCrfD)

237 Cutest ones on the interwebz
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)


Hear, hear.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

238 My dear Ladyl, if memory serves, you also will not eat any meat with a bone in it.

Neither will my daughter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

239 virtuous pedophiles

We have a new leader in the oxymoron race. It was a good run, jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (JCrfD)

240 238 My dear Ladyl, if memory serves, you also will not eat any meat with a bone in it.

Neither will my daughter.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

Heh heh. "Bone in." Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

241
Of course, when Pence becomes President everything goes back to polite discourse and working together for the good of the country.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (7rVsF)

242 Well we would live to see the 2nd Civil war wouldn't we?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

I don't see any way we're going to avoid it.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (ECrgQ)

243 The bone marrow story is pretty interesting and makes me think of a scientific study I read about done on semen/DNA the effect it has on women with multiple partners and how it becomes a part of them. Study said that it can have an effect on their brain/thinking and influence the look of future children with a different father.

Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (PwMYk)

244 Or, if 25 states were to suddenly secede, then it would only take 37 Ayes.

Tell me this CAN'T happen. Again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (Z4rgH)

245 {{Sasquatch}}

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (M0u+N)

246 239 virtuous pedophiles

We have a new leader in the oxymoron race. It was a good run, jumbo shrimp.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (JCrfD)

I still contend that 'Intelligence Officer' is in the running.

Especially seeing as how on me last Destroyer? The Intelligence Officer was an Enlisted Guy!

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (NgKpN)

247 Guys, if you're in a relationship DON'T SHAVE!! At least not until New Year's.

I've been watching those "heartwarming" Christmas movies on cable. The clean-shaven guy always gets dumped.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (ScWBu)

248 246 239 virtuous pedophiles

We have a new leader in the oxymoron race. It was a good run, jumbo shrimp.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (JCrfD)

I still contend that 'Intelligence Officer' is in the running.

Especially seeing as how on me last Destroyer? The Intelligence Officer was an Enlisted Guy!

/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (NgKpN)

Military intelligence.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

249 We have Big Plans.
Posted by: Antifa Terrorists! at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (I2/tG)

You finally decided to take a bath? Get a job? Move out of your parents' basement?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (ECrgQ)

250 AOC's Deep Thought of the Day:

Puppies aren't separated from their moms until ~8 weeks. Less than that is thought of as harmful or abusive.

One of the most common lengths of US paid family leave is ~6 weeks.

So yes, when we "let the market decide" on parental leave, "the market" treats people worse than dogs.


Wait until AOC finds out that polar bears don't leave their mothers until they are a year old.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (I2/tG)

251 241
Of course, when Pence becomes President everything goes back to polite discourse and working together for the good of the country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (7rVsF)

#RaceBannonBad!

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (NgKpN)

252 That's why the democrates are calling the vote before Christmas and then try an sneak a quorum while they think everyone is too far away to get back in time.....they are such very sneaky bastards and slits....are they not?

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (kFkpX)

253 103 Now the left is threatening DOGS??? That's truly beyond the pale.
Posted by: JuJuBee


Yeah, in movies lots of people can be killed, but if a dog dies people get really upset. There had been discussion about the making of one of Clint Eastwood's movies. They decided that the dog in this house couldn't be killed by the bad guy because the audience would't like it. All the people getting killed? Meh. Personally, I like dogs more than people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

254 Well.. *sigh*.. gotta hit the hay. Sure can't wait for retirement when I don't have to worry about going to bed at freaking 9:30 because I have to be up at 6:00 a.m. Stay safe ya'll.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

255 {{Polar Bears}}

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (M0u+N)

256 207 So sorry for your loss, IMG.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you, LadyL.

Over the past few says, I realize I have a memorial to him in the back yard. Not intentionally, though.

About 10 yrs ago we were looking at my back yard and I mentioned I was sick of all the weeds and how there was several types of grass there. His advice was to plow it all under and plant fresh.

This Fall, I finally got the gear to put on my garden tractor to do the plowing, discing, a d so forth. In October, I had at it and have a good start on spring with new grass already sprouted.

I was looking at it the other day with morning coffee and remembered that conversation, which lead to other memories of him.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (di1hb)


What a wonderful memory. I hope memories of your FIL sustain you, your wife and the rest of the family.

My dad died a little over a year ago. I put up my Christmas tree a couple of days ago, and was listening to Christmas music while doing so. I heard the line "Christ is the Lord" from "O Holy Night," I flashed on an ancient memory of my dad belting out that line in church on Christmas Eve, when I was a small child. It was the first time I understood that my dad was a Believer.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

257 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN

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Banging the Crypt Keeper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)

258 147 Iron Mike, sorry for your loss but what a sweet story and he will always have that memory. It's an honor. My MIL requested her 6 grandsons be her pallbearers and in spite of their great sadness over losing her they we so very honored that she made that request.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)


Thank you, Jewells. He had 4 grandsons, one great grandson, and 2 S-I-L's bear him the last few step of his earthly journey.

GStE does indeed want to be one of the menfolk of the family.

In a couple of weeks, he may get another opportunity. I am taking him deer hunting and his uncle has scouting a nice buck for him. We discussed field dressing last night...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (di1hb)

259 I propose that we send all refugees and homeless to places where they are cherished: Malibu, Hollywood, Santa Barbara, Portland, San Francisco, and most importantly NYC, Marin county and Berkeley.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (r4WcK)

260 Personally, I like dogs more than people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)


The more non-Horde people I meet, the better I like my dog!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)

261 Military intelligence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

Negative.

Military Intelligence = Senior Enlisted

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (NgKpN)

262 Good night, Jewells.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

263 and then try an sneak a quorum

The cunning plan would be more cunning if the Democrats actually controlled the Senate.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

264 I don't see any way we're going to avoid it.

Posted by: Linn Ridge

With the surveillance tools afforded LE, it would be a tough go to organize.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:32 PM (LOq4H)

265 Sure can't wait for retirement when I don't have to worry about going to bed at freaking 9:30 because I have to be up at 6:00 a.m. Stay safe ya'll.
Posted by: Jewells45

Good on ya Jewels. I have 5 more years.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (O/X1S)

266 Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

Lovely memory, good thing you put up the tree!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)

267 The more non-Horde people I meet, the better I like my dog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)


Yesterday I looked very closely online at a flat coated retriever at a rescue in Northeaster Ohio...

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

268 If Republicans leave town for Christmas........the cat's away and the rats will play.......

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (kFkpX)

269 260 Personally, I like dogs more than people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

The more non-Horde people I meet, the better I like my dog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)

Amen x a bazillion

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

270 Lovely memory, good thing you put up the tree!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)


Now that it's up, I'm glad I did it.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

271
Moderate Democrats are their party's shtrafbat. Of course they'll vote for impeachment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (7rVsF)

272 Military Intelligence = Senior Enlisted

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (NgKpN)


Only when you really need to get it right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

273 So is AOC saying more women should be stay at home moms?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (2DOZq)

274 "hope you didn't invest in e-scooter company unicorn..."

one of the reasons peloton exercise cycle is flooding tv with ads is because they have an ipo in the works. if they can gin up sales they'll have better numbers for its initial listing on the stock exchange.

i think. maybe.



























Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (Pg+x7)

275 Hello everyone, long time lurker(on and off 14 years). I am posing a question to Ace and the cobloggers because unlike me this group of individuals are some of the most intelligent, witty and articulate I have ever read. I was speaking to a friend and he mentioned to me that there is some loophole allowing the demoncrats to impeach and remove the president with only 37 votes in the senate. Somebody please put me some knowledge. Does anybody know what my friend is talking about?
Posted by: Theos
..........

Your friend is an idiot.

And.. he is math challenged..

Here's what he is probably talking about..

In the Senate, it takes two thirds to pass.. that is 67.

33 is the number than can vote against.

So.. he got confused with how many 1/3 is? and then reversed it?

Tell him/her they are a fucking idiot.

And.. whenever someone says shit like this.. just respond with a one word answer:

Link?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)

276 ... i don't know why that comment took up all that space. sorry).

Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (Pg+x7)

277 If Republicans leave town for Christmas........the cat's away and the rats will play.......

Guys...that's not how this works. A member of the minority never has the gavel.

Settle down. It's just another lefty crazy moment.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (JCrfD)

278 Yesterday I looked very closely online at a flat coated retriever at a rescue in Northeaster Ohio...

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)


You'd love a retriever...

just don't take him to the tennis court!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (BiNEL)

279 Haha. So the premise behind the Justice League Unlimited cartoon episode Epilogue is real! The episode reveals that Bruce Wayne is the biological father of his Batman Beyond protege Terry McGinnis because his real father had his reproductive DNA replaced

Posted by: Buzzion at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (5eGvC)

280 Of course they'll vote for impeachment.

OTTO: Enough! I'll prove it to you. Squad!

JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT: Hail, Leader!

OTTO: Commit... suicide!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

281 EVERYONE leaves Washington for Christmas.

Unless you want to preserve the Republic....this year.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (kFkpX)

282
Well, hell -- Sen. MILF, Kyrsten Sinema will likely be among 3 Dems who vote to acquit Trump in the Senate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (f1Vqw)

283 Fuck the press. Fuck the post. Get everybody out ! Afghanistan was Obama's war, and we'll deal with you fucking cool cats later.

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (zD38/)

284 My dear Ladyl, if memory serves, you also will not eat any meat with a bone in it.


!

Wonder how that came up in the conversation ?

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (arJlL)

285 Well, hell -- Sen. MILF, Kyrsten Sinema will likely be among 3 Dems who vote to acquit Trump in the Senate.
Posted by: publius


Would hit.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (M0u+N)

286 With the surveillance tools afforded LE, it would be a tough go to organize.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
________

Training and doctrine, too -- and other stuff. Their stance seems to be that everyone is their enemy. They seem to be getting ready for something, don't they?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (ScWBu)

287
And.. whenever someone says shit like this.. just respond with a one word answer:

Link?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)

Quorum to conduct business is 51.

2/3rds of 51 is? (its 2/3rds of those PRESENT).

Technically correct, but ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)

288
My dear Ladyl, if memory serves, you also will not eat any meat with a bone in it.

Methinks your Ladyship is a bit outside the Hordian norm, food-wise.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)


But I eat bacon, so I fit right in.

I saw a bacon Christmas tree ornament yesterday. I'd better go back and buy it.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

289 Wonder how that came up in the conversation ?
Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (arJlL)


Food thread!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

290 And thank you Hrothgar and Legally Sufficient. Our young man is coming along quite nicely.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (di1hb)

291 I love you all dearly, but the House votes to impeach.

Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (6ezlu)

292 Electric scooter start-up Unicorn is shutting down after spending too much money on Facebook adverts.


It didn't work out for us either.

Posted by: Russia at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (IPvH/)

293 And.. whenever someone says shit like this.. just respond with a one word answer:

Link?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)

I think this is what they are talking about:

https://tinyurl.com/y2ln8fq6
CNBC link

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (ECrgQ)

294 With the surveillance tools afforded LE, it would be a tough go to organize.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:32 PM (LOq4H)


Fully weaponized surveillance under the control of an a unionized administrative state with really sweet pensions! What could possibly go wrong!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (BiNEL)

295 You'd love a retriever...

just don't take him to the tennis court!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (BiNEL)


Flatties go berserk over tennis balls!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

296 I didn't put up a tree last year.Dad's death was too close. Started decorating this weekend. Found a very nice golfing santa I had no idea he had and had never seen. On top shelf cupboard in garage. He's by the fireplace now. Tree going up this weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (O/X1S)

297 Now that it's up, I'm glad I did it.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

If your tree is up, then this isn't too early:

Merry Christmas, Ladyl!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (ScWBu)

298 Can I change my pick for spirit animal?

https://stoatnet.org/otter.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)

299 "sinema will be among 3 dems who will vote to acquit..."

very, very smart. at no cost, just about guarantees she'll be a senator for as long as she wants.

Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (Pg+x7)

300 Our young man is coming along quite nicely.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (di1hb)
* * * *

Indeed he is, and he has at least one excellent mentor!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (fNFgo)

301 Hey everybody.

Was just reminiscing a bit. Remember the ONT we discussed corned beef vs pastrami? Good times, good times. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

302 I've been watching those "heartwarming" Christmas movies on cable. The clean-shaven guy always gets dumped


Both my oldest and youngest sons have grown beards for their wife and girlfriend respectively. Never cared for one before, always clean shaven. Youngest loved Christmas till he went to leftist U. Just sent us a photo of his very nicely decorated Christmas tree. His girlfriend wanted one. So he went and bought one plus ornaments and dragged this large tree to his apartment. There's hope.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (r4WcK)

303
You can't take retrievers fishing, and the average Lab has NO concept of boating safety.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (KATBx)

304 Thank goodness for the Bryce Mitchell story.

What a nice young man, especially listening to the longer interview with him.

I hope he becomes an MMA champion one day. And I also hope he puts Bill Kristol in a submission hold and pops his hip out of socket irreparably forcing him to ride in a wheelchair like Lieutenant Dan on his cuckboat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (OHR0v)

305 That Auschwitz story sure made it overly dusty around here.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (UUkQp)

306 Electric scooter start-up Unicorn is shutting down after spending too much money on Facebook adverts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (JCrfD)

307 298 Can I change my pick for spirit animal?

https://stoatnet.org/otter.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)


Your spirit animal should be a stoat.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

308 Not crazy? shi++ing me fer sure

HELL THIS WHOLE IMPEACHMENT WAS crazy from day one,

YET HERE WE THE F++K ARE?

You don't think the bat-sh-t left are pulling out all the stops?

The swamp boils tonight with potential

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (kFkpX)

309 Thanks all for your input and i should of stated in my comment Ace, the cobloggers and the HORDE are some of the most intelligent, witty and articulate people i have ever read. Now i will go back to lurking.

Posted by: Theos at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (KQAPH)

310 "sinema will be among 3 dems who will vote to acquit..."

very, very smart. at no cost, just about guarantees she'll be a senator for as long as she wants.
Posted by: mjc


Plus being told to "watch her ass" at the SOTU address might have pissed her off just at tad.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (M0u+N)

311 Circa, Investor's Tip From Qdpsteve:

NEVER invest in ANYTHING named "Unicorn.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

312 Their stance seems to be that everyone is their enemy. They seem to be getting ready for something, don't they?

Posted by: FireHorse


Seems they ignore everyone but the right. Sometimes I feel the spotlight is right in my eyes. (hey, even the paranoid have enemies!)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (LOq4H)

313 Fully weaponized surveillance under the control of an a unionized administrative state with really sweet pensions! What could possibly go wrong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (BiNEL)

Better? The Fed Government CAN get any data collected by a private company.

Even data they cannot legally collect themselves.

Which is why the last set of Phone record crap forced companies to KEEP the data for a long time, so it COULD be collected, even if the US Government cannot directly collect it itself.

Same with Medical, or even banking records.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)

314
The other two senators voting to acquit will be Joe Manchin and Doug Jones.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (f1Vqw)

315 eleven, the more I read about Sinema the more I like her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

316 Merry Christmas, Ladyl!
Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (ScWBu)


Merry Christmas, FireHorse!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

317 That Auschwitz story sure made it overly dusty around here.
Posted by: Eromero

Yes, it did.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (O/X1S)

318
You'd love a retriever...

just don't take him to the tennis court!


Retriever:
Chases thrown ball
Returns ball
Waits for ball to be thrown again

Sighthound:
Chases thrown ball
Tears ball to pieces
Waits for next ball to be thrown

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (7rVsF)

319  I love you all dearly, but the House votes to impeach



Let. Them.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (ADEYk)

320 The Tree of the ONT must be refreshed from time to time with the uncloaking of long-time lurkers...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (bQ+rY)

321 also about DNA - with blood transfusion you can carry around another person's dna from anywhere from a week to a year, I think

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (G546f)

322 Well, hell -- Sen. MILF, Kyrsten Sinema will likely be among 3 Dems who vote to acquit Trump in the Senate.

She is a serious person in a vast sea of stupid, celebrity-humping globalists. They will, of course, purge her.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (JCrfD)

323 Remember the ONT we discussed corned beef vs pastrami? Good times, good times. :-)

No.

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (arJlL)

324 >>Edwards wants to shine a spotlight on the sort of pedophiles that
don't make the evening news. "I hope people start to realize that
virtuous pedophiles exist," he says, and "that many are no danger and
shouldn't be branded as dangerous without evidence".

It sounds like "dangerous" is being defined as having sex with children, but this misses the point that pedos amass huge collections of child porn, that they have underground groups that procure/sell/swap this child porn. That alone makes them dangerous for the children who are abused to meet this demand.There was a writer at Breitbart who was previously an undercover cop (or FBI?) who had infiltrated some of these pedo-child pron communities and he wrote some articles about how these people were creepy AF.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (bDqIh)

325 Hello everyone, long time lurker(on and off 14
years). I am posing a question to Ace and the cobloggers because unlike
me this group of individuals are some of the most intelligent, witty and
articulate I have ever read. I was speaking to a friend and he
mentioned to me that there is some loophole allowing the demoncrats to
impeach and remove the president with only 37 votes in the senate.
Somebody please put me some knowledge. Does anybody know what my friend
is talking about?

Posted by: Theos

..........



Your friend is an idiot.



And.. he is math challenged..



Here's what he is probably talking about..



In the Senate, it takes two thirds to pass.. that is 67.



33 is the number than can vote against.



So.. he got confused with how many 1/3 is? and then reversed it?



Tell him/her they are a fucking idiot.



And.. whenever someone says shit like this.. just respond with a one word answer:



Link?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)

It's 2/3 present. You need a quorum of 51; with that many it's 34.

Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (6ezlu)

326 She is a serious person in a vast sea of stupid, celebrity-humping globalists. They will, of course, purge her.

Posted by: Circa


She's hot Leiberman.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (M0u+N)

327 I'm off to a funeral tomorrow. That makes four in just under two years, starting with my wife's.
Forgive me, I'm having a drink.
Fuck, I hate death.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

328 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)

329 PELOSI MUST GO !!

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (X5CsJ)

330 That sucks DB. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (M0u+N)

331 You can't take retrievers fishing, and the average Lab has NO concept of boating safety.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (KATBx)


To be fair, "They" can swim like fish, so...

Many was the happy day my brother and I had to haul our Chesapeake Bay retriever into the boat because he would swim after us if we tried to leave without him!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)

332 It's 2/3 present. You need a quorum of 51; with that many it's 34.

While this is accurate, it is also white phosphorous hot stupid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (JCrfD)

333
I see Sen. MILF was criticized for "dressing like a stripper".

So, what's the problem?

I'll watch her ass for her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (f1Vqw)

334 It's 2/3 present. You need a quorum of 51; with that many it's 34.


Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (6ezlu)

As in 34 to convict if 49 senators are missing.

Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (6ezlu)

335 327 I'm off to a funeral tomorrow. That makes four in just under two years, starting with my wife's.
Forgive me, I'm having a drink.
Fuck, I hate death.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)


I'm so sorry. Loss upon loss. One almost feels there is no further capacity for grief.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

336 332 It's 2/3 present. You need a quorum of 51; with that many it's 34.

While this is accurate, it is also white phosphorous hot stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (JCrfD)

so is impeaching for High Crimes or misdemeanors and only citing things which are not crimes.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (NgKpN)

337 Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (ECrgQ)

Just another wet dream by the Left.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (2DOZq)

338 I also put my dog in the kennel for a a few days while I go to the funeral.
Funny how much I miss her.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

339 No War Or Battle's Sound

Best Harry Harrison story evar.

This. Is. SPACE FORCE.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (1vWDB)

340 I'm off to a funeral tomorrow. That makes four in just under two years, starting with my wife's.
Forgive me, I'm having a drink.
Fuck, I hate death.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

My sincere condolences. I had 3 in 7 months last year. All close family. Finally starting to see the light again.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (O/X1S)

341 Who exactly is Bloomberg targeting with these tv ads?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (JCrfD)

342 I'm off to a funeral tomorrow. That makes four in just under two years, starting with my wife's.
Forgive me, I'm having a drink.
Fuck, I hate death.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
* * * *

May God bless and keep you close, NLU

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (fNFgo)

343 That really seems impractical
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----

No kidding. Besides, I was responsibly busy reading the content, unlike those other shirkers.

I did read NaCly's comment about 'beating on a groin'. Why no one has taken a swing at that, I do not know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (CDGwz)

344 328 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)


For real?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

345 yikes DBCooper
prayers

switch to an all meat diet after surgerr, when you're allowed to eat again

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (G546f)

346 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)

Not sure, but I wish health and happiness to you and your semicolon-to-be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (/sgva)

347 It is funny.

Consider - you are a first-term Democratic Congressman. You were carefully selected by the Democratic Party, because you appear moderate, and you said very moderate things running for election.

You won a narrow victory in a district that voted for Trump by five points in 2016.

You are hoping that with the advantages of incumbency, you can squeak out another victory in 2020.

Now, Nancy Pelosi wants you to vote to impeach Trump. The only thing the voters in your district will remember about your two years in the House is that you voted to impeach Trump.

You are not happy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

348
Who exactly is Bloomberg targeting with these tv ads?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Voters with chronic insomnia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (7rVsF)

349 Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)

Why, it's almost like they got the "Don't Be Evil!" motto wrong!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

350 Link?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)

I think this is what they are talking about:

https://tinyurl.com/y2ln8fq6
CNBC link

Conviction requires 2/3 of members present not necessarily 2/3 of all 100, so the Democrats need to keep a few dozen R Senators from showing up to the vote. Maybe they're plotting another baseball practice assassination attempt?

Posted by: zmdavid at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (xqRaG)

351 I just think chicken doesn't belong on a sandwich.
Posted by: Ladyl


Arby's has a buffalo chicken sandwich that's good.
The interesting thing about Arby's is that their roast beef sandwiches are the worst things on their menu. A lot of their other food is good. They have a surprisingly good reuben and some of their seasonal shakes are good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

352 331 You can't take retrievers fishing, and the average Lab has NO concept of boating safety.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (KATBx)

To be fair, "They" can swim like fish, so...

Many was the happy day my brother and I had to haul our Chesapeake Bay retriever into the boat because he would swim after us if we tried to leave without him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)


I would say most sporting breeds lack boater safety
I've fishe out setters & a britany spaniel out over the years

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

353 Maybe they're plotting another baseball practice assassination attempt?
Posted by: zmdavid at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (xqRaG)

Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:49 PM (ECrgQ)

354 333- Publius
If You are referring to our Sweet, not as democrat as McCain or Flake AZ senator, sounds like she is voting against Impeachment. If she does I want a signed Glossy 8X10 or her in her fabulous stripper boots.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:49 PM (bttOm)

355
You are not happy.

Posted by: The ARC of History!


Vote Yes and you'll be taken care of.

Vote No and no one will employ you again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (7rVsF)

356 328 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?

Not looking forward to that.



Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)


Oh dear.


Hacksaw?

Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (6ezlu)

357 @321 vmom- read my post at 243.

Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (PwMYk)

358 Fuck, I hate death.

Posted by: N.L. Urker


Spooky, I was talking to my 89 yo Mother (she was 60 when she had me, what a gal! What a Dad!) she said, "you live long enough, you'll attend a LOT of funerals..."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)

359 Arby's has a buffalo chicken sandwich that's good.

The interesting thing about Arby's is that their roast beef
sandwiches are the worst things on their menu. A lot of their other food
is good. They have a surprisingly good reuben and some of their
seasonal shakes are good.

Posted by: nerdygirl


Their gyro is actually pretty good.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (N4r5a)

360 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)
* * * *

Some things are best left to the pros. Good luck and prayers up for you! On the plus side, I know someone who had this procedure and recovered quite nicely from it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (fNFgo)

361 327
Dear friend,
We live our lives and face our challenges.
Some of us are gifted with a gilded road for which there are no bumps or challenges. the Elites.

the rest of us put our heads into the harsh winds of life and make the best of it with our own efforts.

Toast to YOUR life and your efforts true.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:51 PM (kFkpX)

362 DBCooper, yup.

Sinema is turning out to actually BE the "maverick" that McCain was advertised as, all these years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

363 Indeed he is, and he has at least one excellent mentor!

I hope he knows how lucky he is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:51 PM (HaL55)

364 I'm off to a funeral tomorrow.

A few months ago, I ran into my college girlfriend.

I observed that we are now engaged in "old people socializing" - we only run into each other at memorial services for people we know.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:51 PM (I2/tG)

365 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)


Damn.

Gonna put it on the tree?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

366 Some Rat, the spookiest part is when you grow so old, you *run out* of funerals to attend. :-P

That's where my mother is at this point...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

367 The real purpose of impeachment now just be that the Dems know that they are not going to win in 2020, so from now until 2024 they are going to hamstring Trump from nominating any SC Justices.

They may also be working behind the scenes with state offices to not allow anyone who has been impeached to be certified as a candidate on voting ballots.

Of course, they had no problem allowing Alcee Hastings into the fold, but it's different if a Den does it, amiright?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (SRRAx)

368
Their gyro is actually pretty good.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus)


Curly fries and jamocha shakes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (7rVsF)

369 DB Cooper @ 328, will pray for you bro. 2 feet, huh? I hope it's out of the middle somewhat, and not at either end.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (UUkQp)

370 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)

That sounds semi significant .

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (2DOZq)

371 351 I just think chicken doesn't belong on a sandwich.
Posted by: Ladyl

Arby's has a buffalo chicken sandwich that's good.
The interesting thing about Arby's is that their roast beef sandwiches are the worst things on their menu. A lot of their other food is good. They have a surprisingly good reuben and some of their seasonal shakes are good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW)


I've seen pictures of their sandwiches, and they do look good. But I've never had one cuz I don't eat wheat.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

372
Some things are best left to the pros. Good luck and prayers up for
you! On the plus side, I know someone who had this procedure and
recovered quite nicely from it.


IIRC, somebody named Richard Starkey had a similar procedure a long time ago. He married a gorgeous woman as a result.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

373
I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?

Not looking forward to that.

Posted by: DBCooper


Sister had that done. Not being glib, for about three months, don't be too far from a restroom and don't make your brother take you on a 900 mile road trip.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (LOq4H)

374 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?

Not looking forward to that.

Posted by: DBCooper


Will it hold pressure? With a couple of fittings you might run a sprinkler off of it.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (1vWDB)

375 Retriever:
Chases ball
Picks it up and runs around the yard with it
Expects you to catch him to throw the ball again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (Lqy/e)

376 It is funny.

Consider - you are a first-term Democratic Congressman. You were carefully selected by the Democratic Party, because you appear moderate, and you said very moderate things running for election.

You won a narrow victory in a district that voted for Trump by five points in 2016.

You are hoping that with the advantages of incumbency, you can squeak out another victory in 2020.

Now, Nancy Pelosi wants you to vote to impeach Trump. The only thing the voters in your district will remember about your two years in the House is that you voted to impeach Trump.

You are not happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

They all promised they wouldn't vote Nancy Pelosi to be speaker of the house, yet they did. Lots of voters have very short memories.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

377 @321 vmom- Title; Semen has controlling power over female genes and behavior.

Aside from the endless amount of jokes everyone would come up with here at AoS, it's an interesting read.

Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (PwMYk)

378 Best wishes DBCooper

To the others who are attending funerals, condolences
Life's damn circle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

379 I went to the DR in mid 2018 and the doc said meh, 8-10 inches. Went back today and said two feet! Ugh. I eat meat all the time. Good real top notch cow.
CT scan showed my Liver was normal and no abnormality which made me exceptionally happy for many reasons...

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (bttOm)

380 225 Missed the rally tonite. Broken washer. Had to go get a new one. My favorite store: Home Depot.
Posted by: Floridachick


So did I but I saw a short video someone posted that panned over the crowd. I don't know how big that venue was but the crowd seemed yuuuuge. Even by Trump rally standards.
Between that and my be.ing pissed off about the impeachment, I donated some money without waiting to budget it for January.

I want those democrats to choke on the impeachment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

381 Wooopsie~! Just forget everything we said earlier..
#PencilsHaveEraaaaasers

@Breaking911 9:37 PM · Dec 10, 2019

#BREAKING: The Jewish-owned Kosher market in the Jersey City shooting was "targeted," Mayor says

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (GPz65)

382 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/vryub5d

https://tinyurl.com/v82yxeu

https://tinyurl.com/upo938j

https://tinyurl.com/rk2l547

https://tinyurl.com/upqyfxl

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (qAR6u)

383 They may also be working behind the scenes with state offices to not allow anyone who has been impeached to be certified as a candidate on voting ballots.

The very left-wing California supreme court voted unanimously that Trump could not be kept off the ballot in California for failing to disclose his tax returns.

If California refuses to keep Trump off the ballot, I doubt that other states will.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

384 57
I always tell the people cutting my hair that if they can take it off the sides and put it on top there's a big tip in it for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (7rVsF)


Only the tip?

Posted by: Hadrians barber at December 10, 2019 10:56 PM (Vy7tf)

385 Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)

Been there done that.
One pro-tip, I rigged a knotted rope line to the foot of the bed so I could pull myself (hand over hand) up to a sitting position after I lay down. Abdominal muscles take a bit of healing time. And the drugs were really great!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)

386 Lots of voters have very short memories.

They're not going to forget a vote to impeach Trump, less than a year before the election.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

387 Their gyro is actually pretty good.

They switched away from the traditional mystery meat (that looks like a brontosaurus leg) and went to all sliced roast beef. I am disappoint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (HaL55)

388 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/rfuc8yp

https://tinyurl.com/s8aj5xg

https://tinyurl.com/s7dh33f

https://tinyurl.com/v265n2h

https://tinyurl.com/t2tdg7m

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (qAR6u)

389 Saw a CA license plate tonight that made me chuckle a bit:

R259HO

Hmmm....

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

390 379 I went to the DR in mid 2018 and the doc said meh, 8-10 inches. Went back today and said two feet! Ugh. I eat meat all the time. Good real top notch cow.
CT scan showed my Liver was normal and no abnormality which made me exceptionally happy for many reasons...
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (bttOm)

A friend of mine husband had to have that done a few years ago. He seems fine.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (Rz2Nc)

391 Funny.

Record Club I belong to is having shipping/fulfillment issues. Apparently their New System is shipping out product in squared quantities.

Order 1 LP - Get 1 LP
Order 2 LP - Get 4 LP
Order 3 LP - Get 9 LP

Someone done fucked up.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (VcezW)

392 365

Can you find a surgeon that can route your new ass below your bikini line in your abdomen?

If you laughed at this, just know, I've been medical for a couple of decades....sorry to hear of your coming surgery.

prayers for ya.....

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (kFkpX)

393 HELL THIS WHOLE IMPEACHMENT WAS crazy from day one . . .

Posted by: Nightwatch . . patrol
________

My working theory is that Trump laid a trap on day 989.

From day 1 he had to contend with two things: Being surrounded by people that were betraying him, and having half a country addicted to the idea of throwing him out of office. The other thing (and this works in his favor) is enough people thinking he's an idiot.

He campaigned on "Drain the swamp" -- the chants of which always seem to morph into "Lock her up" -- this resonates with people. So, he makes a phone call -- it's scripted, and the script is sanitized -- there is nothing that could possibly be construed as illegal in it, unless the other side is overt about their shenanigans.

The funniest thing about the impeachment is they listed ABUSE OF POWER as one of the charges! These are people with no awareness -- of themselves or of what's about to befall them.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (ScWBu)

394 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNE

Last thing I remember in the OR today was the nurse saying, "Here comes the good stuff"

It was

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

395 377 the more we learn about the biochemistry of sex, the more the old mores make sense -
like women expected to stay virgins until marriage, for one -

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (G546f)

396 you'll attend a LOT of funerals..."
Posted by: Some rat
------

I stopped counting years ago. People come to mind, and I try to consciously think about them for a while, afraid that they have been forgotten by others.

Pointless, I suppose, but maybe not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (CDGwz)

397 Saw a CA license plate tonight that made me chuckle a bit:



R259HO



Hmmm....

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

I've seen this DC plate twice; someone at the DMV let it through:
BRSTMAN

Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (6ezlu)

398

Glad I didn't invest in the Unicorn e-cooter company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (aKsyK)

399 >>Title; Semen has controlling power over female genes and behavior.


Also, good for their hair and complexion.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (VcezW)

400 wow.. the Auschwitz story..

reminds me of what the world used to be like.

It has gone crazy... just crazy.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (438dO)

401 Vendette, someone at DC DMV isn't an uptight SJW! Good for them! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

402 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (GPz65)

Two of the shooters ID'd as black juvies. Somali or similar?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

403 385- CH
That's the upside I think. Good drugs.. Bad spot is all in one section easy peasy they say. Need to be ready to fly summer fires though. Can't wait too long.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:00 PM (bttOm)

404 117 THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN


This never gets old.

Posted by: Casper and his Wardrobe of 20 Sheets at December 10, 2019 11:00 PM (Vy7tf)

405 I didn't realize you were in the OR today, Mis Hum
I hope you are A-OK?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 11:00 PM (G546f)

406 It was

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)


Yowza, they know what they're talking about!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:01 PM (BiNEL)

407 Now, Nancy Pelosi wants you to vote to impeach Trump. The only thing the
voters in your district will remember about your two years in the House
is that you voted to impeach Trump.



You are not happy.


*thump thump* Nope, my Give-a-Fuck Meter won't move. I know it's working because the little light behind the needle is on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:01 PM (HaL55)

408 They switched away from the traditional mystery meat
(that looks like a brontosaurus leg) and went to all sliced roast beef.
I am disappoint.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.


This a recent thing? Last month, I was able to get mine with lamb.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 11:01 PM (N4r5a)

409 Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

I prefer them drowning in their own vomit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

410 403 385- CH
That's the upside I think. Good drugs.. Bad spot is all in one section easy peasy they say. Need to be ready to fly summer fires though. Can't wait too long.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:00 PM (bttOm)


My DIL is in her thirties. I think she is going to be a candidate for this surgery sooner rather than later.

Let us know how it goes. I've sent up a prayer.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

411 Next in the pecking order is this beauty....

Edwards wants to shine a spotlight on the sort of pedophiles that don't make the evening news. "I hope people start to realize that virtuous pedophiles exist," he says, and "that many are no danger and shouldn't be branded as dangerous without evidence".


I swear to God.....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


I seem to recall a Law & Order episode like that. There were good pedophiles who loved their little boy and would never hurt him, and bad pedophiles who just exploited them and passed them around.
It was a long time ago, but that seemed to be the gist of the show.

I believe there are people in the entertainment industry who would love to mainstream pedophilia. I used to disdain talk of a slippery slope. Not any more. Deviant bastards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

412 Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

The ultimate oxymoron!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)

413 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:01 PM (BiNEL)

I didn't have time to make a wise crack

In recovery nurse asked how I was. I don't remember sayin I felt like a ducking champ. But Mrs MH said I did

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

414 Bad spot is all in one section easy peasy they say. Need to be ready to fly summer fires though. Can't wait too long.
Posted by: DBCooper
-------

Contact us for discount pricing!

Posted by: Roto-Rooter's Net Bot at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (CDGwz)

415 392- Nightwatch-
Ugh That's a total Buzz-kill. All in one piece, Laparo it looks like so far.
Chicks don't like the bag, man...Me Either.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (bttOm)

416 Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

And NOT just in the entertainment industry!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)

417 *thump thump* Nope, my Give-a-Fuck Meter won't move. I know it's working because the little light behind the needle is on.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.


Could be a bad input sensor. Or an overload and the safety tripped.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (LOq4H)

418 241
Of course, when Pence becomes President everything goes back to polite discourse and working together for the good of the country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I had that conversation with a liberal right after Trump was elected. I said that if they got rid of Trump, we get Pence. Her exact words were, "Pence is too religious."

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:05 PM (+lVUW)

419 Last thing I remember in the OR today was the nurse saying, "Here comes the good stuff"

It was
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Only at Ace's Place do the Cobs have surgery during the day and post and moderate threads that night! You da man, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 11:05 PM (fNFgo)

420 Rudy G's 20 year old communications director, Christianné L Allen . Yeeew! Yew! Yew Yew!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/mystery- rudy-giulianis-spokeswoman-100049936.html

https://www.instagram.com/christiannelallen/?hl=en

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 11:05 PM (V150o)

421 Aside from the endless amount of jokes everyone would come up with here at AoS, it's an interesting read.

Posted by: JROD
________

Jokes about semen? OK, if you insist . . .

Two sperms were swimming alongside each other. One said to the other, "What's it like being a sperm?"

"How do you mean?" the second one said.

"Well," the first sperm explained, "I was a vaudeville performer until recently. I just died and got reincarnated as a sperm."

"Really?", the second sperm asked. "What was that like?"

"Well, if you don't perform well, you get eggs thrown at you."

"Oh my!" said the second sperm. "Around here, everything's the opposite of that!"

Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (ScWBu)

422 410- Ladyl
Thank you.. Looks like mid Jan Maybe. Thanks for all your thoughts.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (bttOm)

423 Did you have surgery today, MisHum?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

424 Yeah, thirty ghosts. I've seen her ghosts.

Trailer park trash. Her ghosts make me look attractive.

Posted by: Slimer - who would like to be in the new movie at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (ECLlc)

425 Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (bttOm)

They really can do amazing things laparoscopically.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (BiNEL)

426 kbdabear, great collection on the compliance pics tonight.

As an ass-man, very relevant to my interests!

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (N4r5a)

427 DB Cooper, if you don't mind me asking - why the surgery - what's the diagnosis?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (G546f)

428 >>Did you have surgery today, MisHum?


Finally got that reassignment surgery.

It's Ms.Hum now.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (VcezW)

429
Could be a bad input sensor. Or an overload and the safety tripped.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


Try inverse phasing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (7rVsF)

430 422 410- Ladyl
Thank you.. Looks like mid Jan Maybe. Thanks for all your thoughts.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (bttOm)


Can you remind us closer to the time so the praying people can work on it?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

431 Plants scream? I steamed broccoli and it sounded like it enjoyed it. Sauna!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (VqhL9)

432 Get ready for the "Muslims in Jersey City Fear Backlash" articles tomorrow.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

433 like women expected to stay virgins until marriage, for one -

And then after marriage, fucking their husbands til they glow in the dark?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 11:08 PM (1vWDB)

434 @TheBabylonBee 2h

Tucker Carlson Diagnosed With Resting Baffled Face

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2019 11:08 PM (GPz65)

435 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 11:05 PM (fNFgo)

Shhhh don't tell anyone I worked ahead not much was done after I got home this afternoon


Besides,mThe ONT has to go on

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

436 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Great Simpsons line: "Roll him on his side if you want him to live, IF you want him to live."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:08 PM (LOq4H)

437 Edwards wants to shine a spotlight on the sort of pedophiles that don't make the evening news. "I hope people start to realize that virtuous pedophiles exist," he says, and "that many are no danger and shouldn't be branded as dangerous without evidence".

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

438 I used to scan the news in the morning when the alarm went off at O-dark-30

Now I find to keep me civil, the Weather, Recent Earthquakes, (Hey..living in Cali, home of the next Extinction event and all that) and cherry picked local news.

and then I come here after work and a restorative glass of red or 2 or...for CLARITY.

So shoot me.......

My heartfelt respect to the HORDE...since 2003

night

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (kFkpX)

439 Let's say it's five minutes after the Senate calls no witnesses and dismisses all this stupidity on a 57-43ish vote.

If you are Pelosi, Nadler, and Schiff what the hell do you say? It's like that Seinfeld episode where they separate at the subway station with a sigh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (JCrfD)

440 In recovery nurse asked how I was. I don't remember sayin I felt like a ducking champ. But Mrs MH said I did
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
------

I recall some guy in a lab coat showing me pictures and explaining something. I had no idea who he was (the surgeon) or what he was talking about. That is all that I recall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (CDGwz)

441 a good pedophile is the same as a good terrorist - room temperature

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 11:10 PM (G546f)

442 Get ready for the "Muslims in Jersey City Fear Backlash" articles tomorrow.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)


Yes, the Pensacola backlash worries have run their course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:10 PM (BiNEL)

443 Thank you, again, for the ONT MisHum. Always good reading, and very much appreciated.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2019 11:10 PM (l9m7l)

444 Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (VcezW)

I hear you can loan me some crocs and an apron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

445 StD, yup, this was recent. The one I had last month was also lamb. The menu said something like "traditional beef" but it didn't register until I got home.

Figures. If I like some food item (hell, or anything else for that matter) it won't be around for long.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (HaL55)

446 >>I hear you can loan me some crocs and an apron


Sure.

Just don't get any Tranny Fluid on them.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (VcezW)

447 261 Military intelligence.
Posted by: Insomniac

Negative.

Military Intelligence = Senior Enlisted
Posted by: Don Q
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As a member of the Senior Enlisted alumni let me be the first to say... those two things don't often go together. There are a few of us that would call BS and point out illogical decisions but most of my peers wouldn't know Military Intelligence if it hit them in the head... LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (+ldAm)

448 I recall some guy in a lab coat showing me pictures and explaining something. I had no idea who he was (the surgeon) or what he was talking about. That is all that I recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

plastic surgeon discussing boob implant options

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 11:12 PM (G546f)

449 Thank you.. Looks like mid Jan Maybe. Thanks for all your thoughts.
Posted by: DBCooper
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In England or Canada, it would be June...maybe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (CDGwz)

450 Just listening to Scott Adams blog today. Yikes, is he pissed! I believe he just called Pelosi a 'f' ing c*unt. And then he got really mad.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (7ZQe3)

451 Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (VcezW)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (aA3+G)

452 427,430
Moderate Diverticulosis. Descending and sigmoid colon.
Am Ill all the time with never ending infections. Think my normal temp is about 102 anymore.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (bttOm)

453 MisHum--Did you have your knee fixed?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

454 415
Sorry DB drawing on the decades of been there done that when he said "2 feet"

real it is

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:14 PM (kFkpX)

455 Well, I am tired, and going to get an early one. Had a mighty struggle today demounting the tire off one of the aluminum rims for my '96 Suburban. I think the tire machine was underperforming due to ice in the air line to it. I know I handled that damn thing about six time too many.

Finally got it busted off. Now the rim wants to be cleaned up before the replacement tire is mounted.

And then the other rear tire needs swapped out.

Rear tires had excellent tread left, but have deep weather checks between the tread ribs. I am afraid of them potentially throwing hunks of tread.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 11:14 PM (/sgva)

456 >>>>In England or Canada, it would be June...maybe.


Or never

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (aA3+G)

457
"Muslims Concerned About Backlash From Tomorrow's Train Bombing"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (7rVsF)

458 I am posing a question to Ace and the cobloggers because unlike me this group of individuals are some of the most intelligent, witty and articulate I have ever read.

----------

The text without pictures is hard to get used to at first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (XVuno)

459 273 So is AOC saying more women should be stay at home moms?
Posted by: Easy Andy


She ignores the fact that this is a free country. If you don't like the "baby leave" at your job, you have options.
Be a stay at home mom.
Get a job with benefits more to your liking.

Benefits are part of your pay package. If they give employees longer family leave, they will probably pay less.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (+lVUW)

460 GN, ST, DLTBB, AOP!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 11:16 PM (ScWBu)

461 Rudy G's 20 year old communications director...


https://www.yahoo.com/news/mystery- rudy-giulianis-spokeswoman-100049936.html



https://www.instagram.com/christiannelallen/?hl=en



Posted by: squirrelly dan


That instagram page is not a hardship to view, I will say.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 11:16 PM (N4r5a)

462 Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

Yes I did
It went well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)

463 In recovery nurse asked how I was. I don't remember sayin I felt like a ducking champ. But Mrs MH said I did
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
------

I recall some guy in a lab coat showing me pictures and explaining something. I had no idea who he was (the surgeon) or what he was talking about. That is all that I recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (CDGwz)

I'm glad you're home and ok, Mis. Hum.

Mike Hammer, I don't understand why they start going over stuff with you while you're still basically under.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)

464 Today is the first day Ive believed that the Dems have seriously hurt themselves with this impeachment shit. Three years of
Illegal spying on trump and trying to set him up and this weak tea is all they came up with. They look like traitorous fools to most of the country.

And thats before the republicans have had a chance to really cross examine the witnesses and unravel their fake case.

The IG report was wonderfully damnjng of the Dems and Barrs interview was sponge worthy .

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (wMHPW)

465 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.


Flex Seal!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (hbTkw)

466 DBC, will the bag be temporary or permanent?

I had to have both types after emergency colon surgery back in 2015 - I'm back to normal now, albeit with about a foot less of my colon.

Once I had the bags behind me, I was downing Imodium like it was candy, but the surgeon told me that my innards would eventually get back to semi-normal, and they have.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 10, 2019 11:18 PM (SRRAx)

467
And thats before the republicans have had a chance to really cross examine the witnesses and unravel their fake case.

Polite Republicans never embarrass their opponents.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 11:18 PM (7rVsF)

468 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (JCrfD)

I'm reasonably certain that there is a significant portion of the R Senate that wants this to go away quickly because they too were wetting their beaks in those pristine Ukrainian waters!

I can see Cocaine Mitch doing a LOLGFY 5 minute trial followed by acquittal.

The advantages of this are fourfold
1) no members of Congress will get exposed and swept up in a public trial
2) the public will quickly tend to forget the blatant aggressive criminal behavior of the Deep State
3) it doesn't keep Trump out of a second term, but the lingering doubts and media talking points will slow him down so the globalist masters of the political class can still call a lot of the shots
4) the spice will continue to flow

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:19 PM (BiNEL)

469 In England or Canada, it would be June...maybe.




Or never

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (aA3+G)

Mama Vendette had cateract surgery after waiting 6 months. Papa Vendette had a heart procedure after only 90 days. Same one Bernie had.

Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 11:19 PM (6ezlu)

470 DBCooper. Had 10 inches removed in January. First couple days were painful. Went home on the 4th day. Been fine since.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 10, 2019 11:19 PM (3Ocrl)

471 278 Yesterday I looked very closely online at a flat coated retriever at a rescue in Northeaster Ohio...

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

You'd love a retriever...

just don't take him to the tennis court!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH


He's probably a young dog with a lot of puppy energy. A lot of times the dogs that end up in shelters and rescues are 1-3 years old. I've seen this happen especially with hunting breeds and it is very sad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

472 I recall some guy in a lab coat showing me pictures and explaining something. I had no idea who he was (the surgeon) or what he was talking about. That is all that I recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

plastic surgeon discussing boob implant options
Posted by: vmom
-----------

*checks boobs*

Nah. Something, something about a gastric bleed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (CDGwz)

473 Could be a bad input sensor. Or an overload and the safety tripped.

OK, let me try it again. *thump* *thump* *THUMP*

Nope, still didn't move. Fuck each and every Democrat (and NeverTrump RINO and all Progressives everywhere) with a rusty chainsaw with a barbed wire pineapple wrapped around it dipped in tabasco sauce and rubbing alcohol.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (HaL55)

474 This made me chuckle...

https://tinyurl.com/wxmgo2m

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

475
Mike Hammer, I don't understand why they start going over stuff with you while you're still basically under.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42


So they can say they did and you won't ask questions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (aKsyK)

476 AOP @ 455- Changing out tires. It rained catzndogs here in ETEX today and I was driving 92 F150, old red. It has new tires and was a pleasure to handle in the rain. New tires are like new sneakers, ain't they?

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (UUkQp)

477 Mike Hammer, I don't understand why they start going over stuff with you while you're still basically under.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)


Think "billable hours" and ask Muldoon for the code for a patient post-op discussion!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:22 PM (BiNEL)

478 OK, going to take my cranky self out of here. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 11:22 PM (6ezlu)

479 Oh, how many comments behind am I now that I stopped to do something else and pour a tad more wine?

200 I picture a friendly manatee.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

I do too, and not about any particular commenter. Just pretty much all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin


I was going to find a picture of a huge bunch of manatees (oh, the huge manatees) and call it a picture of that infamous Memorial weekend thread.

I got as far as finding a picture and headed to bit.ly when I figured, meh, the joke is weak, the picture isn't chaotic enough, and generally just not worth tiny url'ing.

But the Hogmartin quote - this is the kind of quality comment that keeps us hangin' 'round here.

Posted by: mindful webworker - precariously at December 10, 2019 11:23 PM (3/f2v)

480 Mike Hammer, I don't understand why they start going over stuff with you while you're still basically under.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

So they can say they did and you won't ask questions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
--------

It's somewhat similar to 'Public Input' meetings held by municipalities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:23 PM (CDGwz)

481 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave. Pray.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:23 PM (HaL55)

482 I really hope they're making real progress with Alzheimer's research.

Yes, I knew someone with Alzheimer's. My mom.

Her deterioration in 3 years was heartbreaking, worse than cancer.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (qAR6u)

483 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 11:18 PM (7rVsF)

Only their supporters

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

484 Nope, still didn't move. Fuck each and every Democrat (and NeverTrump RINO and all Progressives everywhere) with a rusty chainsaw with a barbed wire pineapple wrapped around it dipped in tabasco sauce and rubbing alcohol.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (HaL55)

*subscribes to BB's newsletter*

Posted by: Vanya at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (U7voe)

485 New tires are like new sneakers, ain't they?

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (UUkQp)


Quiet and the ride is great.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (BiNEL)

486 Someone's expressing their displeasure:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydbccrvn

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (xkSJa)

487 It's somewhat similar to 'Public Input' meetings held by municipalities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,


At 3 in the afternoon.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:25 PM (LOq4H)

488 New tires are like new sneakers, ain't they?
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (UUkQp)

Yup. I missed out on an entire summer of off-road truck fun because we could not afford new tires. (Long, dumb story, just like everyone else's)

Finally got some new shoes for my Frontier this fall. Got 'er muddy as hell soon after.

Noice.

Next summer will be off the hook.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:25 PM (x8Wzq)

489 12 Days of Christmas Manifest;

23 birds
50 people
5 golden rings to somehow pay for managing all that.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:25 PM (qAR6u)

490 478

{{{Vendette}}} I canna believe you are ever cranky!
But a good night to you anyway!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:26 PM (BiNEL)

491 466,470
Glad to know it went well. Haven't confirmed on a bag yet. Last I heard was laparoscopic and easy but thats all subject to change. I need to sit in an airplane for 6 hours at at time. Don't like the immodium idea too much.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:26 PM (bttOm)

492 Re: churches making political points about the birth of Jesus and illegal immigration.

I think redemption as offered by Christ is far too important to making cheesy political points.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

493 AOP @ 455- Changing out tires. It rained catzndogs here in ETEX today and I was driving 92 F150, old red. It has new tires and was a pleasure to handle in the rain. New tires are like new sneakers, ain't they?
Posted by: Eromero
----

Yeah, but the day you roll out, the wear begins.

What I have often wondered about is the number of tons of rubber dust that have been distributed by tires in the course of becoming unusable.

I mean, it's all out there, somewhere. We just can't see it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:27 PM (xSo9G)

494 For what it's worth, Cantor Wisnia is a conservative (kids are libs)

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 11:27 PM (U7k5w)

495
12 Days of Christmas Manifest;



23 birds

50 people

5 golden rings to somehow pay for managing all that.



Posted by: kbdabear


Heh, love the version where the girlfriend goes nuts.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:28 PM (LOq4H)

496 476 AOP @ 455- Changing out tires. It rained catzndogs here in ETEX today and I was driving 92 F150, old red. It has new tires and was a pleasure to handle in the rain. New tires are like new sneakers, ain't they?

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (UUkQp)

Back in the day when radial tires were a luxury, a set of them on a car that had bias-ply (or retreads in my case) felt like the whole suspension was brand new and upgraded.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:28 PM (qAR6u)

497 Best version of 12 Days of Christmas is the one by Bob and Doug Makenzie.

It's science.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)

498 so is impeaching for High Crimes or misdemeanors and only citing things which are not crimes.
Posted by: Don Q


As a cop on Live PD said, "Show me the statute."
What the hell IS abuse of power?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW)

499 454- Nightwatch-
Yeah, I hear you and understand. They think no but I understand where you are coming from with experience. I hope not.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (bttOm)

500 DBCooper. No bag or Imodium for me. No infection at surgery so mine went smoothly. They cleared my infection up three weeks prior and loaded me up with antibiotics prior to surgery. After 13 diverticulitis attacks I was ready to use a saw and do my own surgery.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (3Ocrl)

501 491
If it does not end with a colostomy, then that is awesome.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (kFkpX)

502 Finally got some new shoes for my Frontier this fall. Got 'er muddy as hell soon after.

Noice.

Next summer will be off the hook.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
--------

Does your Frontier have the stock Nissan fog lamps, by chance? I'm curious as to how effective they are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (xSo9G)

503 So is AOC saying more women should be stay at home moms?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (2DOZq)


Nah, bro. She's calling them all bitches.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (1glZx)

504 I do not follow the Claremont United Church Kerygma.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (ykYG2)

505 What the hell IS abuse of power?

Posted by: nerdygirl



He sent the steak back?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (LOq4H)

506
What I have often wondered about is the number of tons of rubber dust that have been distributed by tires in the course of becoming unusable.

I mean, it's all out there, somewhere. We just can't see it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


It's in our lungs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (aKsyK)

507 So they can say they did and you won't ask questions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (aKsyK)

Yep, but it really isn't that much different than date rape, or you were not able to actually give concent, whatever they call it these days.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (Rz2Nc)

508 What I have often wondered about is the number of tons of rubber dust that have been distributed by tires in the course of becoming unusable.

I mean, it's all out there, somewhere. We just can't see it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:27 PM (xSo9G)

Oh Christ, don't give the car hating green fascists any new "crisis" that has to be fixed by mandating "green tires" that cost a shitload more of money and are vastly inferior in every way.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (qAR6u)

509 What the hell IS abuse of power?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW)


Apparently being so honest he can be not caught up by a weaponized surveillance state and compromised is now deemed an abuse of power!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (BiNEL)

510 As a cop on Live PD said, "Show me the statute."
What the hell IS abuse of power?
Posted by: nerdygirl
--------

I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)

511 Yes I did
It went well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)


I'm so glad!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

512 I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)

Standing between Jerry Nadler and the buffet.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

513 Oh Christ, don't give the car hating green fascists any new "crisis" that has to be fixed by mandating "green tires" that cost a shitload more of money and are vastly inferior in every way.
Posted by: kbdabear
--------

Doooood. Hemp tires. The obvious answer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (CDGwz)

514 Christianné L Allen is absolutely adorbz!


https://twitter.com/christianne_l_a

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (bQ+rY)

515 I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)

Probably obstructing Congressthings from hoovering in tons of cash and selling influence to our enemies

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (qAR6u)

516 465 I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.

Flex Seal!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (hbTkw)

Flex Seal Clear!

Posted by: Fox2! at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (qyH+l)

517 Pug Mahon @ 488--Muddy as hell. In the morning Mrs. E and I will be back in the swamp after hogs, and her GMC got clean in today's rain, so she will get it muddy as hell tomorrow.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (UUkQp)

518 I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Ditto, and there should actually be an award for it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:34 PM (LOq4H)

519 500- Nec
Wow that's good to know. I'd do it with rusty tools right now if I could. Thanks so much for the info! Makes me feel better.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:35 PM (bttOm)

520
It's in our lungs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-----------

That would explain some of the stuff I have coughed up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:35 PM (CDGwz)

521 Standing between Jerry Nadler and the buffet.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

LOL, I wouldn't want to be standing there.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:35 PM (Rz2Nc)

522 Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (bttOm)

I think they really have to tell you that a colostomy bag is a possibility, as they told me, but I came through with no problems, only 14" removed though. Just follow the diet and pace yourself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:36 PM (BiNEL)

523 518 I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

---------

There's a Medicare billing code for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 11:37 PM (XVuno)

524 Does your Frontier have the stock Nissan fog lamps, by chance? I'm curious as to how effective they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (xSo9G)

Heh. Loaded question (inside joke with me and my sons)

I have a 2013, 6-speed manual, hand-crank roller-downers, no key-fob. Dude at the dealership just wanted to get it the hell off his lot.

(hey, I at least got the CD player. I have a shit-ton of CDs.)

I made out like a bandit. this little truck is tough as shit. por ejemplo: we went to get a load of laminate flooring for our house a few years ago. The official payload for this truck is 1500 pounds. We hauled home a pallet of this laminate that weighed in at just short of a ton. tough little bitch.

I'll never need a yuge Ram or anything like that. I love this fucking truck.

gonna keep it till I die.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)

525 I suppose everyone's run off to behold Rudy's new spokeswoman...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (bQ+rY)

526 Oh. Forgot: No fog lamps.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:39 PM (x8Wzq)

527 I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.

Appealing House subpoenas to the courts, rather than immediately submitting.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 11:39 PM (I2/tG)

528 Ditto, and there should actually be an award for it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:34 PM (LOq4H)


In theory, the US Constitution was designed so the branches could obstruct each other, so that whatever gets done has to be agreeable to all branches of government.
Fortunately for us peasants, our betters have done a pretty good job of "fixing" that feature.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:39 PM (BiNEL)

529 525 I suppose everyone's run off to behold Rudy's new spokeswoman...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (bQ+rY)


I even looked.

Smokin hot, I have to admit.

Bitch.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (TdMsT)

530 525 I suppose everyone's run off to behold Rudy's new spokeswoman...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (bQ+rY)

20 years old. No college. Ass like an onion.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (V150o)

531 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:36 PM (BiNE

Conor's dad is bionic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (aA3+G)

532 Yeah,

I know I'm supposed to be in bed, but

All this impeachment (trying to find the perfect take down word)
right before Christmas...ya know....good will and peace to all ....on earth?

I wanna weep.......just "Hey"....Christmas?.........but no

fine....just know this....just know this (saving it)
in stone chiseling it in stone.........

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (kFkpX)

533 Flex Seal Clear!
Posted by: Fox2!
-------

Heh. Good friend was in for open heart surgery a while back. Had some healing problems. They went back and carved a chunk of flesh out of his chest. So, now he has this large (8"x10" ?) clear patch on his chest, with a vacuum hose attached to it.

It's interesting to see this clear window over such a large kinda open wound. I'm not squeamish about such, but some people would probably faint dead away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (CDGwz)

534 Sometimes I think God took my Faye home to save her from the shit storm coming.
Now he took my friend Ed.

I wonder if God overestimates my ability to handle shit storms.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

535 'Obstruction of Congress'

to me it sounds like a fancy-schmancy version of cock-blocking.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (x8Wzq)

536 crap

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:42 PM (BiNEL)

537 I made out like a bandit. this little truck is tough as shit. por ejemplo: we went to get a load of laminate flooring for our house a few years ago. The official payload for this truck is 1500 pounds. We hauled home a pallet of this laminate that weighed in at just short of a ton. tough little bitch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)

Top Gear had a show some years ago to see how much a Toyota Hi-Lux could take before it was completely destroyed. Quite a bit, and even though the body was a mangled mess the diesel engine still ran.

I guess that's one reason they're Taliban Tanks

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:42 PM (qAR6u)

538 I have a 2013, 6-speed manual, hand-crank roller-downers, no key-fob. Dude at the dealership just wanted to get it the hell off his lot.

(hey, I at least got the CD player. I have a shit-ton of CDs.)

I made out like a bandit. this little truck is tough as shit. por ejemplo: we went to get a load of laminate flooring for our house a few years ago. The official payload for this truck is 1500 pounds. We hauled home a pallet of this laminate that weighed in at just short of a ton. tough little bitch.

I'll never need a yuge Ram or anything like that. I love this fucking truck.

gonna keep it till I die.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)

That's funny.,out money manger actually buys his cars by asking to talk to the accountant and asking which car is costing him the most. There is an inventory tax.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

539 Conor's dad is bionic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (aA3+G)


TSA is NOT my friend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:43 PM (BiNEL)

540 Oh. Forgot: No fog lamps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
----------

All off-roaders should have them. I recommend that you obtain such immediately...and give me a report

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:43 PM (CDGwz)

541 Sometimes I think God took my Faye home to save her from the shit storm coming.
Now he took my friend Ed.

I wonder if God overestimates my ability to handle shit storms.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

Shit storms. Amiright?

Seriously, though. Hang tough, Brother. You're among friends.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:44 PM (x8Wzq)

542
20 years old. No college. Ass like an onion.
Posted by: squirrelly dan


Brings tears to the eyes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

543 Obstruction of Congress'

to me it sounds like a fancy-schmancy version of cock-blocking.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (x8Wzq)


Sounds to me like Constitutional checks and balances.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2019 11:47 PM (wMHPW)

544 All off-roaders should have them. I recommend that you obtain such immediately...and give me a report
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:43 PM (CDGwz)

Roger that. Been looking into upgrades, actually; lights, a front bumper with a winch, that sort of thing). Tires were the big issue. But we're financially solvent now (Again, nothing worth bitching about--it's all gone now).

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)

545 Sometimes I think God took my Faye home to save her from the shit storm coming.

Now he took my friend Ed.



I wonder if God overestimates my ability to handle shit storms.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Uu+Jp)


I have had reason to yell at God on that very issue. Just hunker down and let it roll over you until you can breathe again. Big hugs from Virginia.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (imSgd)

546 542
20 years old. No college. Ass like an onion.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

Brings tears to the eyes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

That and helps to cause long lasting throbbing erections.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (V150o)

547 541 Sometimes I think God took my Faye home to save her from the shit storm coming.
Now he took my friend Ed.

I wonder if God overestimates my ability to handle shit storms.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

Shit storms. Amiright?

Seriously, though. Hang tough, Brother. You're among friends.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:44 PM (x8Wzq)

I'll be fine. I'm just overreacting because that's what I do.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

548 541
Dear Friend,

There may be in fact something coming, may be not only for you but for all of us.

Be strong and know your faith whatever that may be.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (kFkpX)

549 I'm falling in love...


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1UXmHAQan/

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:49 PM (bQ+rY)

550 >>Obstruction of Congress


That's a euphemism for Cock Block.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:50 PM (VcezW)

551 Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

*non-descript bro-shoulder nudge*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:50 PM (x8Wzq)

552

>>Obstruction of Congress

Aren't the three branches supposed to "keep a check" on each other?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:51 PM (aKsyK)

553 >> I'm falling in love...


She's right up the road!

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:51 PM (VcezW)

554 I'll be fine. I'm just overreacting because that's what I do.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (Uu+Jp)


Hang in there bro'. I think for that some reason some of us destined to be given far more shit storms than should be allotted to anyone. You still have to saddle up and ride, though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:51 PM (BiNEL)

555 PIAA off road fog lamps are Baja tested to be some of the best

wait....where is my jeep?

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:52 PM (kFkpX)

556 541-
We get chosen for reasons none of us understand. Stay strong..

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:52 PM (bttOm)

557 I'm falling in love...


She's right up the road!
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:51 PM (VcezW)

GO! GO NOW!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)

558 Roger that. Been looking into upgrades, actually; lights, a front bumper with a winch, that sort of thing). Tires were the big issue. But we're financially solvent now (Again, nothing worth bitching about--it's all gone now).
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Just checked Ebay. https://tinyurl.com/vz27xaz

Heh. $41.00 including shipping. I should just order up a pair.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:53 PM (CDGwz)

559 Sigh......

I remember when I had a crush on Stompy Boots......

YOU GO BOY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:55 PM (kFkpX)

560 Heh. $41.00 including shipping. I should just order up a pair.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:53 PM (CDGwz)

Rilly. I tend to assume anything automotive is retardedly expensive. thanks for the info.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:55 PM (x8Wzq)

561 PIAA off road fog lamps are Baja tested to be some of the best.

They've been tested on a Subaru?

*fondly recalls the Lucas Square 8's on my 510*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:57 PM (CDGwz)

562
Rilly. I tend to assume anything automotive is retardedly expensive. thanks for the info.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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I suspect that they may be a little lame. DOT restrictions. But, they fit the stock holes properly. There may be better after-market bits that will fit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:59 PM (CDGwz)

563 I got new tires for my Impala. If you like buying cheap tires, don't buy a stock performance auto.

They hold the road in pouring rain, but I kinda' didn't want to spend that $800+

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 11:59 PM (1glZx)

564 561
can't say...Subaru's in the Baja 1000?

Tell me more....been out of the loop for the last 10 years.
(full disclosure)

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:00 AM (kFkpX)

565 Sounds to me like Constitutional checks and balances.

Posted by: LASue


Except the Supreme Court seems to have forgotten, their job was to determine the Constitutionality of EVERY law passed by Congress and signed by the President. Damn you Marbury v Madison!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 12:03 AM (LOq4H)

566 Tell me more....been out of the loop for the last 10 years.
(full disclosure)
Posted by: Nightwatch
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I made a lame joke, that didn't work: https://tinyurl.com/oq2774r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 12:05 AM (xSo9G)

567 I got new tires for my Impala. If you like buying cheap tires, don't buy a stock performance auto.
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I recollect how fine it was when I mounted up a set of 15x7 Z-28 wheels with F60-15 Firestones on my '68 Camaro.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 12:08 AM (xSo9G)

568 I have a 2013, 6-speed manual, hand-crank roller-downers, no key-fob.
Dude at the dealership just wanted to get it the hell off his lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)

---
we picked up one back around Halloween just like that...

not sure how long i'll be driving it though.

or be living here, for that matter.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 12:08 AM (NYIfp)

569 >>I have a 2013, 6-speed manual, hand-crank roller-downers, no key-fob.


If it has a long box, I'm jealous.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 12:11 AM (VcezW)

570 Aren't the three branches supposed to "keep a check" on each other?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Only if you have a constitutional republic !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2019 12:11 AM (BiNEL)

571 If the separation of powers as defined by our constitution works as intended, the Senate will, as their appropriate authority implies will,

shut this dog and pony show down like like a San Berdo cock fight.....with people in cuffs at the end of the day.....(my wish) but then.......the swamp......always the swamp these days....ya feeling this..your gubermint...not so much....ya beginning to feel like they jus smiling pretty. nodding there heads.....bark barking for the cameras? PAUL RYAN. TREY GOWDY???? What actually did they DO at the end of the day? Not a fu*king lot.

Sniff Sniff......Sniff Sniff

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:19 AM (kFkpX)

572 Quick Question. If Tulsi distances herself from Nancy on the impeachment bs, how many points does she gain?

Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:19 AM (9YABs)

573 2012, 6-speed, extended cab, 2wd, V6, SV

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 12:20 AM (xSo9G)

574 For those of you wanting some good gypsie music with a hot singer, here you go.

https://youtu.be/23dW3H9yFSU

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 11, 2019 12:21 AM (Uu+Jp)

575 Quick Question. If Tulsi distances herself from Nancy on the impeachment bs, how many points does she gain?
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:19 AM (9YABs)

Quick answer is none.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 12:26 AM (Rz2Nc)

576 573

1942 Willy's....Flat head "Go Devil" 4 banger with all original drive train....my first car....with the military nomenclature plates on the glove box....painted burgundy with Tacoma white rims.....could out climb all the V-8's on the hill.....dang

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:26 AM (kFkpX)

577 @575. You are probably right. I keep making the mistake there are still Democrats that can cognitively put together coherent thoughts. Thanks

Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:30 AM (9YABs)

578 I don't think Tulsi gets any points. She is dead to Pelosi.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 12:31 AM (bttOm)

579 #570 yes the 3 branches are supposed to keep check on each other but one is flat out trying to check mate the executive branch making it their creature.

Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2019 12:31 AM (YJkG1)

580 576- Nightwatch
First car was a 49 Cj-3A with Go Devil. Blew it up and ordered a full O/H kit from Napa for 82 bucks. Good times..

Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 12:35 AM (bttOm)

581 @578. And I fear literally dead to cankles.

Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:37 AM (9YABs)

582 If it has a long box, I'm jealous.

Are we still talking about Rudi's spokeswoman?

Posted by: spindrift at December 11, 2019 12:38 AM (nryWP)

583 You are probably right. I keep making the mistake there are still Democrats that can cognitively put together coherent thoughts. Thanks
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:30 AM (9YABs)

I don't think it's that, it's the press belongs to the DNC. The DNC demands no coverage of her. She doesn't properly hate non leftists, even though she is a leftist. It's complicated.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 12:41 AM (Rz2Nc)

584 580
Sad thing was, sold it to a rancher in Pasa Robles when money was tight back in the early 80's....had I hung on to it.....jeez refurb's of the same are going for 40 G's after restore to original specs....Bought mine for 1200 in 75.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:41 AM (kFkpX)

585 *eyes un-glaze momentarily*

Brain says go to bed.

Comments say read me read me.

Brain wins.

ZzZzzzhttps://youtu.be/ahZFCF--uRY

Posted by: mindful webworker - deliriously at December 11, 2019 12:46 AM (3/f2v)

586 But ya know what.....

That was the car that defined me growing up....in so many ways.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:49 AM (kFkpX)

587 oops
brainpharts

ZzZzzz♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - deliriously at December 11, 2019 12:50 AM (3/f2v)

588 Sleepy Time Tea

Trader Joe's

Or single malt Scotch ......a tumbler full.....

just my opinion

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:54 AM (kFkpX)

589 510 As a cop on Live PD said, "Show me the statute."
What the hell IS abuse of power?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)

Bowel blockage

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 12:57 AM (2DOZq)

590 Heh, love the version where the girlfriend goes nuts.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:28 PM (LOq4H)


"The 12 Days After Christmas" - sung here by Mary Lou Fallis, a musical comedienne of some repute in Canada:

https://tinyurl.com/un5fygs

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 11, 2019 12:57 AM (SRRAx)

591 FenelonSpoke - what did you think of "Faustina"?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (Y4EXg)

You've probably gone to sleep now, TP, but I really enjoyed it. FenSpouse was expecting more of a straight story than a documentary, but he enjoyed it as well. I thought the acting was great there were several things I didn't know having to do with the image of Jesus. I liked the story of the nun who had the hospice ministry and her account of her niece and what she said. The actual people talking about the concept of Divine Mercy and what it means gave me some idea for sermons and church outreach.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 12:58 AM (WI7YS)

592 I laughed. Man creates funny video of excuses kids use for not going to bed:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 01:02 AM (WI7YS)

593 aaaaaand here's the link :

https://tinyurl.com/scjb5vc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 01:03 AM (WI7YS)

594 @583. evasiveboat42. I agree with you that the media is ignoring her. There even is an article today where she mentions skipping the next dem debate for unannounced reasons. If she really wanted to make a splash, she should distance herself from Nancy, then make the rounds with Tucker and others. I imagine even Mark Levin would be polite.

The main stream media would have no choice but to cover her. Please also note I would never vote for her, but she may be best apple in a bin of bad ones.

Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 01:05 AM (9YABs)

595 Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (Uu+Jp)


I don't get any indication that you overreach here and if your friend just died that is a big deal.
I am so sorry

I have a clergy colleague and one of his best friends is dying. Clergy friend said to me today at our prayer time: "I just never thought __________ would die." He also lost his wife to cancer several years ago.

May God give you strength and surround you with love.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 01:09 AM (WI7YS)

596 LINDSEY GRAHAM

Oh and Mitch.......here ya go boys....your moment in history....please don't screw the pooch...no serious, DO NOT F**K THIS UP! (can't believe I even have to say this)

just saying

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 01:10 AM (kFkpX)

597 God save us....

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 01:11 AM (kFkpX)

598 Said I have "good hair".
Posted by: Tonypete

Since I have considerably less hair than I did a few decades ago would that make mine bad hair? Fickle hair? Since it left me with little warning and no explanation possibly unfaithful hair? Just wondering.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 11, 2019 01:11 AM (8JNKm)

599 night

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 01:12 AM (kFkpX)

600 And the earthporn for the day. Beautiful pictures of nature-a lot of snowy scenes:

https://earthporn.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 01:13 AM (WI7YS)

601 We ran out of baby Yoda merchandise so we just took a bunch of Rose Tico figures, glued big ears on and painted them green. Genius!

Posted by: Disney at December 11, 2019 01:20 AM (IPvH/)

602 Beautiful rendition of O Come, O Come Emmanuel. One of my favorites. Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 11, 2019 01:23 AM (8JNKm)

603 Welp, on the way down here there's an ad for awesome trucks under 30k. F150 was clicked.
$43k, not quite under 30k .

Great ONT.

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 11, 2019 01:26 AM (pr9ci)

604 I got a wireless mouse. Can't recommend it higher.

Kicking myself for not doing it sooner. That is all.

Carry on.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 01:32 AM (M0u+N)

605 Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 11, 2019 01:23 AM (8JNKm)

Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 01:38 AM (aA3+G)

606 Pop duo, Roxette singer Marie Fredriksson has sadly died aged 61.

Fuck brain cancer. RIP. Here's their tune Dangerous:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFNRh26TPmM

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2019 01:43 AM (Z4rgH)

607 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at December 11, 2019 01:45 AM (XVuno)

608 "Can I change my pick for spirit animal?

https://stoatnet.org/otter.jpg"
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM

Oh My Gosh that is the CUTEST thing I have ever seen! I DO want him!! I do!!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 11, 2019 01:47 AM (QU+qf)

609 #527 exactly. Speaker of the House is attempting to get control over the executive branch. If she succeeds a future President will have to kiss the Speaker's ring every time they make a move.

Pelosi is attempting to erase separation of powers.

Chief Justice Roberts could shut the Schiff Show down with a 'knock it off' statement. Crickets

House members recently resurrected the idea of packing the courts. If a Democrat wins the Presidency they will pack the courts.

Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2019 01:58 AM (4ugpp)

610 Garrett Cole just signed a 9 year 324 million dollar contract with the Yankees. 36 million a year. 1.2 million a start.
They better hope that ulnar doesn't snap.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 11, 2019 02:03 AM (frty6)

611 Tulsi could be the nucleus of the next Democrat Party after the current one self immolates in Lafayette Park.

Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2019 02:04 AM (4ugpp)

612 Wireless keyboard, mouse, and a comfortable recliner. The font's jacked up large on the monitor over there, drink is on the side table. Life is good.

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 11, 2019 02:04 AM (pr9ci)

613 612 Wireless keyboard, mouse, and a comfortable recliner. The font's jacked up large on the monitor over there, drink is on the side table. Life is good.
Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 11, 2019 02:04 AM (pr9ci)

Sounds good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:09 AM (aA3+G)

614 609 #527 exactly. Speaker of the House is attempting to get control over the executive branch. If she succeeds a future President will have to kiss the Speaker's ring every time they make a move.

Pelosi is attempting to erase separation of powers.

Chief Justice Roberts could shut the Schiff Show down with a 'knock it off' statement. Crickets

House members recently resurrected the idea of packing the courts. If a Democrat wins the Presidency they will pack the courts.
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2019 01:58 AM (4ugpp)


At that time they will receive a giant bottle of 100% pure prune juice. iukwimaityd

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 11, 2019 02:10 AM (pr9ci)

615 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy
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Shut up, Sandy.

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at December 11, 2019 02:14 AM (gfQAD)

616 Snowing...and accumulating. I was counting on my northern brethren keeping it up there, but, noooooo...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:16 AM (xSo9G)

617 Kicking myself for not doing it sooner. That is all.

Carry on.
Posted by: eleven
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So, the battery hasn't died yet? Give it time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:17 AM (xSo9G)

618 I wish I could sleep, but at least it gives me the opportunity to see Matt Gaetz eviscerate the Dem cousel. Is Gaetz a lawyer? Sounds like a prosecutor:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 02:20 AM (WI7YS)

619 Gaetz:

https://tinyurl.com/rwk6zno

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 02:21 AM (WI7YS)

620 616 Snowing...and accumulating. I was counting on my northern brethren kee

I'll trade you the snow for this -15 below 0

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:24 AM (aA3+G)

621 I'll trade you the snow for this -15 below 0
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Shoves warmer air into the USB port.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:29 AM (xSo9G)

622 The last 20 minutes of play list at
https://www.fbcradio.org/

Dec 11 - 02:29:43 Angels We Have Heard on High 2:55
Dec 11 - 02:27:37 Ding Dong! Merrily on High 2:05
Dec 11 - 02:24:43 While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks 2:53
Dec 11 - 02:21:22 O Little Town of Bethlehem 3:20
Dec 11 - 02:18:05 We Three Kings 3:18
Dec 11 - 02:16:04 Good Christian Men, Rejoice 1:59
Dec 11 - 02:15:24 Station ID

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:34 AM (xSo9G)

623 Whelp, MisHum, they done run out on us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:35 AM (xSo9G)

624 Thanks Mike

Typical winter pattern, snow a bunch & get real cold for awhile. Fortunately by Friday in the 30s

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:35 AM (aA3+G)

625 MisHum

Geeze, hate to leave you alone, but getting on towards 3:00 a.m. here.

Did I ever send you this, is posted at my Doc's office.
https://tinyurl.com/ydr68v5r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:41 AM (xSo9G)

626 Family of NAS Pensacola shooting victim 'floored' by massive military salute

https://tinyurl.com/ry7khvf

*wipes eyes*

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2019 02:42 AM (RU4sa)

627 Thanks Mike
I understand

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:48 AM (aA3+G)

628 Family of NAS Pensacola shooting victim 'floored' by massive military salute
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Did they ever figure out the motive?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:48 AM (CDGwz)

629 Great prescription

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:50 AM (aA3+G)

630 Snowfall, softly ...
gently,
snowfall ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 11, 2019 03:01 AM (LPnfS)

631 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:50 AM (aA3+G)

Ain't insomnia grand?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2019 03:08 AM (wYseH)

632 It's wonderful CBD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:18 AM (aA3+G)

633 Have any recipes to share?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:20 AM (aA3+G)

634 Why you up MisHum?

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:22 AM (ZCEU2)

635 Hey Skip, System is all screwed up had minor surgery yesterday afternoon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:25 AM (aA3+G)

636 Hello late-night Hordelings, been too busy with life to shackle myself to AoS as is my wont, even though today (or yesterday) was HoLOLwitz day. I've actually wondered if I can program a macro so that I can use 2 clicks to do "(Ctrl)(f)(j)(a)(c)(k)(s)(t)". No need for raw because nothing conflicts with jackst, but you do need the t. Anyway, I don't understand why a recommendation for more training is such a bad thing. Isn't training a synonym for "reeducation"? So reeducate them.... Any FIBby who doesn't report to reeducation at Camp Trump (to be welcomed by Joseph Salvati and Peter Limone) will be tried for insurrection; actually they won't because the government will have lost track of their physical whereabouts in the Deep Federal Prison System. "We actually have no idea where they are, your honor. The CIA set up a prison so top secret no one knows where it is or how to find it. Except John Brennan, code name Little Gruumsh. But, you know, no intent, so, case debunked." What's so bad?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2019 03:28 AM (KAi1n)

637 I should make apple pancakes this morning, no sausages sadly.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:30 AM (ZCEU2)

638 Have any recipes to share?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:20 AM (aA3+G)

Sous Vide chicken breast stuffed with fontina, pesto and sopressata.

Fantastic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2019 03:33 AM (wYseH)

639 I'll bring the sausage if you make the hot cakes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:34 AM (aA3+G)

640 >>>Ain't insomnia grand?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2019 03:08 AM (wYseH)

No. Nope. No.

Sorry to hear that, Mis Hum. Hope everything went okay.

Like the prescription, Mike Hammer.
I'd substitute kitten, but I get it.

Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (6HB0k)

641 Have any recipes to share?

I ordered raspberry extract. I found goat's milk butter. Looking locally for Greek honey.

When assembled, the first attempt at Upside Down Pear Almond and Honey Cake will commence ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (LPnfS)

642 So, the battery hasn't died yet? Give it time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Well...yeah.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (M0u+N)

643 Dang CBD sounds awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:36 AM (aA3+G)

644 Anybody ever have a hairless cat?

I mean the cat kind? Not the wimmin kind.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 03:37 AM (M0u+N)

645 Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (6HB0k)

A knee scope
So far so good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:38 AM (aA3+G)

646 Definitely going to measure water for coffee today, usually just pour in pot what I think I want and then guess how much coffee grounds for that.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:41 AM (ZCEU2)

647 That last pic on the earthporn site Fenelon posted looks like it could be on the Menominee River between WI and the U.P.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:44 AM (6HB0k)

648 >>So far so good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:38 AM (aA3+G)

That's good. But still, ouch!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:46 AM (6HB0k)

649 Hairless cats as well as look strange have to be cold, my cat is always cold and has fur and never leaves the house.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:49 AM (ZCEU2)

650 Don`t make fun of my daddy.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 11, 2019 03:50 AM (3LjS+)

651 Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:46 AM (6HB0k)

Yup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:50 AM (aA3+G)

652 Hairless cats as well as look strange have to be cold, my cat is always cold and has fur and never leaves the house.
Posted by: Skip


Cat sweater then.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 03:51 AM (M0u+N)

653
637 I should make apple pancakes this morning, no sausages sadly.
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:30 AM (ZCEU2

I went in the local Fred Meyer's ( Pac NW, now owned by Kroger's)

Jimmy Dean sausage 2 one pound tubes for $5.

Picked up 6.

They freeze well. Very lean.

I'm set for a few weeks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 03:54 AM (sy5kK)

654 >>When assembled, the first attempt at Upside Down Pear Almond and Honey Cake will commence ...
Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (LPnfS)

That sounds interesting. "My" birthday cake is a pineapple upside down cake. Last few years #1 son has made it for me. I'm hoping he does it again this year! (He's truly my "#1" son in a lot of ways!)

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:54 AM (6HB0k)

655 Great, a wonderful discussion of food. I'm so hungry now

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 04:03 AM (aA3+G)

656 Freezing well here is unknown, mostly get lost to the bottom and sit there for decades.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:06 AM (ZCEU2)

657 I prefer to chip up my apples, have tried grating a few times but think they taste better with bigger pieces

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:19 AM (ZCEU2)

658 My grandmother often made big pineapple upside down cakes for the big Sunday dinners, which as a kid was every week.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:21 AM (ZCEU2)

659 That's how I do it too, Skip. Grating seems to make the pancakes too mushy. Might depend on the type of apple, tho.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:21 AM (6HB0k)

660
Spiritual guidance counselor Amethyst Realm


Her ecdysiast neighbor, Gneiss Boobs, was heard to scoff, "That can't be her real name!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2019 04:23 AM (pNxlR)

661 Only ever got it twice a year, cuz it was my and my dad's birthday cake. I've stuck to that tradition. (We had birthdays 9 days apart so we were lucky to have an abundance of our favorite!)

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:25 AM (6HB0k)

662 Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:25 AM (6HB0k)

I'm flexible can we share the same birthday?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 04:27 AM (aA3+G)

663 >>I'm flexible can we share the same birthday?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 04:27 AM (aA3+G)

LOL!
Mine is Sunday. You're welcome to join in!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:29 AM (6HB0k)

664 Coffee is much better than yesterday

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:31 AM (ZCEU2)

665 .americanthinker.com/peloton woman and the impeachers
Finally saw the French Platoon commercial

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:32 AM (ZCEU2)

666 'In my clinic, roughly half of the people who commit an offense against a child is pedophilic. We do not know, however, how many pedophiles there are who never commit any offenses and never come to our attention.'

- James Cantor, clinical psychologist

--

I'm assuming these deviants receive comprehensive treatment to address the inappropriate, unnatural, and physically repulsive sexual urges before they have irreversible and long-lasting effects on their families and society, right doc?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 11, 2019 04:43 AM (7uTuL)

667 I have snow!

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:44 AM (ZCEU2)

668 We got that yesterday. Flurries, really. And so windy that today it's gone. More in forecast for tomorrow.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:47 AM (6HB0k)

669 Just a dusting, will never stick on the roads, it was mid 50s here 12 hours ago.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:49 AM (ZCEU2)

670 Had 5 pancakes

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:50 AM (ZCEU2)

671 Monday had temps in 40s, and dropped to teens in late evening. Yesterday temp was single digits. And unbelievably windy. This morning 10 °

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:52 AM (6HB0k)

672 Time to run.

Have a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:53 AM (6HB0k)

673 Just gonna say good mornin' all and have a great day.

Gif running me off.
Don't take it as complainin' MH. Your ont's are the best ont's.

Now to peruse elsewhere.

Posted by: teej at December 11, 2019 05:00 AM (1XuuE)

The Soyciety Pages: Dunkin' on NeverTrump
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The IG report might have falsely claimed that there was no evidence of political bias in the opening of Crossfire Hurricane, but it found that all of Devin Nunes' claims about lies told to secure the FISA warrant were true, and all of Adam Schiff's counter-claims were false:


The memo from the Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee reported:

* A salacious and unverified dossier formed an essential part of the application to secure a warrant against a Trump campaign affiliate named Carter Page. This application failed to reveal that the dossier was bought and paid for by Hillary Clinton and the Democratic National Committee.

* The application cited a Yahoo News article extensively. The story did not corroborate the dossier, and the FBI wrongly claimed Christopher Steele, the author of the dossier, was not a source for the story.

* Nellie Ohr, the wife of a high-ranking Justice Department official, also worked on behalf of the Clinton campaign effort. Her husband Bruce Ohr funneled her research into the Department of Justice. Although he admitted that Steele "was desperate that Donald Trump not get elected and was passionate about him not being president," this and the Ohrs' relationship with the Clinton campaign was concealed from the secret court that grants surveillance warrants.

* The dossier was "only minimally corroborated" and unverified, according to FBI officials.

All of these things were found to be true by the Inspector General Michael Horowitz in his December 9 report. In fact, Horowitz detailed rampant abuse that went far beyond these four items.

The Democratic minority on the committee, then led by Rep. Adam Schiff, put out a response memo with competing claims:

* FBI and DOJ officials did not omit material information from the FISA warrant.

* The DOJ "made only narrow use of information from Steele's sources about Page's specific activities in 2016."

* In subsequent FISA renewals, DOJ provided additional information that corroborated Steele's reporting.

* The Page FISA warrant allowed the FBI to collect "valuable intelligence."

* "Far from 'omitting' material facts about Steele, as the Majority claims, DOJ repeatedly informed the Court about Steele’s background, credibility, and potential bias."

* The FBI conducted a "rigorous process" to vet Steele’s allegations, and the Page FISA application explained the FBI’s reasonable basis for finding Steele credible.

* Steele's prior reporting was used in "criminal proceedings."

Each of these claims were found by Horowitz to be false.

You'll never guess which True Conservative was so impressed by Adam Schiff's memo that he dashed off a National Review column to praise it and declare that Nunes' memo had been destroyed.

Or, maybe you will guess:



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National Review has not retracted, corrected, or clarified that piece. Of course.

In fact, David French and the rest of the True Conservative gang were desperate to support Adam Schiff's schemes to push Devin Nunes out of his committee -- the same mission that NeverTrumper Liz Mair (currently being sued by Nunes for defamation and conspiracy) admitted she was paid to do by undisclosed "clients."

I know Liz Mair, at least, was honest enough to admit she's paid to carry this particular filthy water.

What has made the other NeverTrumpers such huge Adam Schiff Super-Fans?

Let's take a look at what the Meeting Of The Concerned About Their Future Employment Opportunities said about Adam Schiff's perfect, beautiful memo, and how Devin Nunes was a threat to democracy itself.







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Now David French has to execute a maneuver he's performed several times before -- pretending that he was not an intense partisan whose previous claims have been revealed as huge lies.

Now he's just a Concerned Citizen, shaking his head at all this corruption.

But David French couldn't have known about that.

I mean, Devin Nunes told him all about it, but his Very Good Friend Adam Schiff told him Nunes was a liar, so.



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Julie Kelly asks if this corrupt gang of grifters will be issuing apologies or retractions.

Of course not.




God gave his only begotten son, David French, so that Drag Queen Story Hour should not perish, but have everlasting life.


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And this lifetime liberal, who has posed as the token "conservative" for a series of leftwing outlets, just can't advertising that his mouth is for rent:






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Exit Question:

Do David French, Steve Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Bill Kristol, and the rest of the gang finally start treating claims of Dan Jones, Glenn Simpson, Christopher Steele, Adam Schiff and John Brennan with some skepticism, given their track history of remorseless lies?

And if they don't begin to offer the most minimal level of skepticism towards the claims made by proven liars -- what conclusions can we begin to draw about this group?

Cash-and-Carry "Conservatism"

Where the highest-bidding client is always "right."

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More: Trump rally. He might maybe perhaps say something about all of this.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:48 PM




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1 So essentially we lost again.

Posted by: Chouinard at December 10, 2019 06:50 PM (ua1m6)

2 First!!!

Posted by: Jmel at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (OeWgo)

3 Not first!!!

Posted by: Jmel at December 10, 2019 06:52 PM (OeWgo)

4 So much content, so few Top Ten spaces.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:53 PM (fK2gX)

5 Blessings of liberty.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

6 ...and I read the content.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 10, 2019 06:54 PM (3Z6pZ)

7 * The dossier was only minimally corroborated and unverified, according to FBI officials.

So what part was minimally corroborated? Everyone agreed on the grammar?

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a list of local DNC offices at December 10, 2019 06:54 PM (U3fW+)

8 Swishy Little Grifter was Elton John's stage name early in his career.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:54 PM (fK2gX)

9 >>>So what part was minimally corroborated? Everyone agreed on the grammar?


literally stuff that had previously been reported in major newspapers. Which isn't corroboration. That's like "predicting the lottery numbers" the day after they've been drawn.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

10 Willowed:

Total OT: for you writer types, what would you pay for a good proofreader?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)


I actually happen to be a very good speller and well versed in grammar and sentence construction, so I have always done my own. Do you need something done? I'll do it for you. I could use the distraction to silence this damned broody voice in my head.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 06:55 PM (Ki5SV)

11 Acknowledging willowed correction.
The Claire McConnel with Tesla isn't Mitch's kin. I kinda blew that one.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:53 PM (CQ3Qb)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:56 PM (1CjJc)

12 There's something wrong with super Christian David French.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2019 06:56 PM (n1yOz)

13 Leave aside the fact that there is plenty of evidence and everybody knows it. "No evidence of bias" is not "no bias".

Horowitz asked the Dirty Cops if they were biased. They said no. He then looked for an email that said "Hey, everybody, let's overthrow the government!" Didn't find one.

Ergo, "no evidence". It's horse-shit, but there you go.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 10, 2019 06:56 PM (Ndje9)

14 So, David French, Steve Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Bill Kristol, what would you say you do here?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:57 PM (1CjJc)

15 Truth is dead. Long live the Truth.

Posted by: This is a banana at December 10, 2019 06:57 PM (Tnijr)

16 National Review is shit. Pure shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2019 06:58 PM (sWM8x)

17 I actually happen to be a very good speller and well versed in grammar and sentence construction, so I have always done my own. Do you need something done? I'll do it for you. I could use the distraction to silence this damned broody voice in my head.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 06:55 PM (Ki5SV)

That's very kind of you, thank you, but I'm looking into getting into it myself as a possible side gig. I'm trying to gather enough information to provide reasonable, but not inappropriately low, rates.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

18 I coulda been a top ten contendah, but I read the post for once.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 10, 2019 06:58 PM (WQQWs)

19 super Christian David French.
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Christianity - ur doing it wrong.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 10, 2019 06:58 PM (3Z6pZ)

20 13
Leave aside the fact that there is plenty of evidence and everybody knows it. "No evidence of bias" is not "no bias".



Horowitz asked the Dirty Cops if they were biased. They said no. He
then looked for an email that said "Hey, everybody, let's overthrow the
government!" Didn't find one.



Ergo, "no evidence". It's horse-shit, but there you go.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 10, 2019 06:56 PM (Ndje9)

Anyone notice the MFM rushing out to claim the IG report exonerated the FBI? After claiming the Mueller report did not exonerate Trump. Asshats and enemies of the people.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:59 PM (1CjJc)

21 The word "oleaginous" comes to mind when looking at David French.

As does "donkey punch."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (Ki5SV)

22 Way back when I was on Twitter, Nancy French followed me out of nowhere.

It only makes sense now.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (/U3h1)

23 French and all his penis-and-Chardonnay-sipping yacht club "conservative" cuck pals can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

24 Excellent post, Ace. Ima hafta come back to it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (1CjJc)

25 super Christian David French.
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Christianity - ur doing it wrong.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 10, 2019 06:58 PM (3Z6pZ)

Anyone who claims to be a Christian yet supports those evil scum are fakes. Period.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (WQQWs)

26 You'd imagine French's super sensitive integrity detector would notice the scumminess of Pencil Neck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (n1yOz)

27 Willowed but perfect. I will literally, never read, click etc. ANYTHING team nevertrump posts, writes etc. These idiots think people like me are coming back? Here's my analogy. I got take out one time from a Chinese place. I got violently ill, legit food poisoning. No matter what they would have said and or done was there any chance I was going back? No. LOLGF. They all make me sick and can all learn to code.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (r7Fvf)

28 Forget politics, how anyone can listen to Adam Schiff for more than 5 minutes and think, yep, this is a guy I need to support, is beyond me.

He oozes smarmy dishonesty.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

29 OK, Insom, got it.

Don't know how to get into that, though I know there are online classes to teach it.

Best of luck.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (Ki5SV)

30 Liz Mair? Really? How many times can this bitch keep discrediting herself?

Magic 8 ball say indefinitely.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (fcf/y)

31 RSBN Trump Rally
https://tinyurl.com/vqnn8cr

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (wiXsO)

32 National Review.

It's not even fit to read in the shitter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (Z+IKu)

33 Revenge served cold

Posted by: G marks the spot at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (GXoKW)

34 29 OK, Insom, got it.

Don't know how to get into that, though I know there are online classes to teach it.

Best of luck.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (Ki5SV)

Much appreciated.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

35
My favorite kind of Christian witness is the type that refuses to admit past mistakes and projects own sins onto others.

Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (U7qMl)

36 I saw this happening earlier today.

The fact that David French called people out for being grifters is freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 07:01 PM (cfSRQ)

37 But muh conservative principles ....

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 07:02 PM (XzVUd)

38 Devestating post. If I were French I would go into hiding and never come out.

Posted by: Caliban at December 10, 2019 07:02 PM (QE8X6)

39 Top Fifty. And I'm teaching!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2019 07:03 PM (h8ae5)

40 Burn these fags to the butt. I mean that in the English sense. Maybe.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:03 PM (Y8DtA)

41 That David French is such a canting, sanctimonious hypocrite! Makes me sick to my stomach!

Posted by: Uriah Heep at December 10, 2019 07:03 PM (ocutB)

42 When a woman smirks at you, it's usually a very very good thing. Like a sexual thing. A smirk and a return smirk means y'all are on the same level. It implies naughty thoughts I shouldn't be having but I am. I love a smirk better than a smile.

It can also mean smugness and holding back ridicule, which is the case of Mollie.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 07:03 PM (uOulZ)

43 328
What is MUMR ?

(willowed).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 07:04 PM (XzVUd)

44 BuzzFeed is at it again:
twitter.com/s8mb/status/1204098246555176961

They claim BORIS JOHNSON USED THE N WORD

[narrator voice: Boris used it in a work of fiction, where a baddie used it, and is condemned for it]

The original post is getting ratio'ed. Scummy nasty race-bait to dangle on a Tuesday when the election is Thursday.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 07:04 PM (ykYG2)

45 They just constantly flip the script and wrong becomes right and what they actually did becomes what they say we did.

It wouldn't work except that the presstitutes do exactly what the communists do. It's like they play on the same team.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 07:04 PM (hSXql)

46 I hope the cruise ship hits an iceberg.

Posted by: jsg at December 10, 2019 07:04 PM (G0in+)

47
You'd imagine French's super sensitive integrity detector would notice the scumminess of Pencil Neck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (n1yOz)

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It is strange how French thinks Trump is beyond the pale so he locks shields with people who visited Pedo Island and want abortion up to the first birthday.

Because Trump's Not Who He Is.

By the way, has anyone asked him is that Quintuple Couple Ace brought up Friday (after my suggestion, I might add) is also a Blessing of Liberty?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

48 Maybe I am just old, but reading about stuff posted on Twitter is always hard to follow. (I am not on twitter for the same reasons I won't go to NRO, Hoot Air etc.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:05 PM (r7Fvf)

49 Remember, Andrew McCarthy thought that the notion that the Steele dossier was used to obtain the FISA warrant was being promoted by the crazies.

At least he had the decency to apologize and, it appears, go back and reevaluate his prior support of those who he believed to be on the side of the good.

Has Jonah Goldberg ever apologized by calling Carter Page a wannabe Russian spy?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2019 07:05 PM (GbPPJ)

50 Hey insomniac maybe take a look at this article as a place to gauge your rates? Think it may give you a bit of an idea to pursue the same site?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/28/how-to-make-six-figures-on-fiverr.html

Posted by: H Badger at December 10, 2019 07:05 PM (RvXGY)

51 I am so tired of all of this crap....

I know that we have to stay vigilant, but I am dealing with the impending death of my mother (my father will probably follow her in short order), our 3rd daughter (who lives with us) refusing to take medication for mental issues, and just everyday life stuff in general.I

The people on the other side of the aisle do not possess the knowledge necessary for critical thinking, and there isn't any way to teach them something that they are utterly incapable of understanding.

Time to step back from the manufactured drama of the idiot class in Washington.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 10, 2019 07:05 PM (SRRAx)

52 MUMR - Mirror Universe Mitt Romney

It's a weird troll.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 07:05 PM (U7qMl)

53 328
What is MUMR ?
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Mirror Universe Pierre Delecto, or something like that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2019 07:06 PM (sWM8x)

54 Pence up in Hershey

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 07:06 PM (U7qMl)

55 Last night on Breitbart XM radio, Kimberly Strassel was being interviewed about the IG report.

She boiled it down to the following.

Either the FBI is fully, and wholly incompetent and unable to recognize basic civil rights in the USA, or they are malicious political hacks knowingly abusing their power to entrap and remove civilians and govt officials based on their own ideology.

And whichever it is, the elected representatives better fix it, because if they can do this to a president, they can do it to the lowliest individual in the country.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 07:06 PM (I3OPu)

56 National Review.
It's not even fit to read in the shitter.


yeah, please don't drop that sh!t in here

Posted by: luke crisco at December 10, 2019 07:06 PM (ykYG2)

57 #32 NR would be handy in a one hole shitter out back.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 07:06 PM (hSXql)

58 @52 tqvm

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 07:06 PM (XzVUd)

59 Fwench: "In which I respectfully disagree with my esteemed colleague Andrew McCarthy...."

Who reading that didn't picture Fwench with a pinky pressed to his cheek?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

60 OT:

SPAAAAAACE

FUCKIIIIIING

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/u8s2g8q

Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2019 07:07 PM (RNCSI)

61 30 Liz Mair? Really? How many times can this bitch keep discrediting herself?

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This assumes she has some credit in inventory to lose.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (Y4EXg)

62 That's very kind of you, thank you, but I'm looking into getting into it myself as a possible side gig. I'm trying to gather enough information to provide reasonable, but not inappropriately low, rates.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:58 PM (NWiLs)
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Insom, I believe you would be a kick ass profrader, but i have no idea how one makes mooney fmro thet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (BiNEL)

63 #7 the dossier was never corroborated past the circle jerk it was tossed into.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (hSXql)

64 As a noted Combat Lawyer who has adopted a brown baby I never like to talk about or bring up purely out of the blue to signal my virtue, I'd like to clarify right vs wrong.

Right: Hanging out with thrice-married Charlie Sykes.

Wrong: Supporting thrice-married Donald Trump.

Hope that clear it up for you.

Posted by: David French at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (cfSRQ)

65 9 >>>So what part was minimally corroborated? Everyone agreed on the grammar?


literally stuff that had previously been reported in major newspapers. Which isn't corroboration. That's like "predicting the lottery numbers" the day after they've been drawn.

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nah, that's a conspiracy theory, without evidence, to suggest that...or something.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (FEQY4)

66 cruise ships added

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

67 Do you know when the coup conspirators will hang?

Posted by: Someday Never Comes at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (h2uAz)

68 Pence up in Hershey

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 07:06 PM (U7qMl)


Ummmm..........

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

69 61
30 Liz Mair? Really? How many times can this bitch keep discrediting herself?



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This assumes she has some credit in inventory to lose.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (Y4EXg)

As long as they are willing to pay then she is open for business.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (ocutB)

70 I want a Space Force hat.

Pence is quite animated tonight.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (U7qMl)

71 Yahoo news?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (RuIsu)

72 Race Bannon is flinging red meat to the masses.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 Who reading that didn't picture Fwench with a pinky pressed to his cheek?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

Close. 'Sausage IN his cheek' for the win.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:09 PM (Y8DtA)

74 It's creepy how enthusiastically Adam Schiff lies.

Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2019 07:09 PM (87gB3)

75 Pence up in Hershey
Posted by: Guy Smiley

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Phrasing Guy!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 07:09 PM (Y4EXg)

76 And whichever it is, the elected representatives better fix it, because if they can do this to a president, they can do it to the lowliest individual in the country.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 07:06 PM (I3OPu)


Just think of Gen Flynn as a test run, then think about you having crossed a member of the Deep State!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:09 PM (BiNEL)

77 It's creepy how enthusiastically Adam Schiff lies.
Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2019 07:09 PM (87gB3)

Sociopaths are creepy by rule.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (Y8DtA)

78 #48 Twitter is a sewer.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (hSXql)

79 Every Single Time these traitorous vipers bring up The Founders, I imagine our Founders having these lying scum hanged.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

80 SPAAAAAACE



FUCKIIIIIING



FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



No red uniforms. Ever.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (ocutB)

81 No, Pence really is up. He's rockin out with his er, cocken...out.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (U7qMl)

82 Space Force!

shots! shots! shots!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

83 Speaking of soy boyz:

Pierce Bush, (yes, of COURSE he is one), is running in the GOP primary for an open seat in TX-22. In his spare time... he attends anti-Trump protests!

And you really believed for a little while that the GOPe was finished?

Say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss.

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (Cssks)

84 Downstairs banging away

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)

85 Who reading that didn't picture Fwench with a pinky pressed to his cheek?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

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What's actually funny about that is we now know it's pure b.s.

Look at the hatchet job they've tolerated on their "esteemed colleague" Victor Davis Hanson.

They're all super-respectful until the paycheck gets in the way, at which point their little claws come out and its Mean Girls with PMS.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

86 No, Pence really is up. He's rockin out with his er, cocken...out.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (U7qMl)

In the Amish sense then...

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (Y8DtA)

87 66
cruise ships added

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

Can we haz icebergz?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (ocutB)

88 I like the Keep America Working signs at the rally

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (GbPPJ)

89 cruise ships added
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM

I was hoping for the ships foghorn but that will work! LOL. Thanks boss.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (r7Fvf)

90 81
No, Pence really is up. He's rockin out with his er, cocken...out.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (U7qMl)

I hope his wife is there.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (XzVUd)

91 "I've always been skeptical of the Russia stuff but they've got Carter Page caught red handed" is hilarious because it's the perfect Goldberg quote: first, pretend that you're not actually taking sides ("skeptical"), thenabsoluately take sides, and finally, be totally wrong.

Posted by: Sam Beezi at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (N0m2j)

92 George Papadopolis (sp?) coming up on Martha's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

93
I like the Keep America Working signs at the rally

Posted by: alexthechick



It's a Dog Whistle.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 07:12 PM (57dQ0)

94 >>SPAAAAAACE



>>FUCKIIIIIING



>>FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



>>No red uniforms. Ever.

They should wear Star Trek knockoffs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

95 Space Force!



shots! shots! shots!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency,
fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

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Hmmm.

Space Force will become a real thing.

USMCA trade deal will happen.

Economy growing like never before.

Manufacturing jobs coming back.

Afghanistan pullout now looking real.

Oh, and wall is being built.

Eat it, Never Trumpers, eat it all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)

96 cruise ships added

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

Can we haz icebergz?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10

I was thinking more like a few torpedo's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:13 PM (r7Fvf)

97 I'm tiiiired

need foot rub

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:13 PM (G546f)

98 91 "I've always been skeptical of the Russia stuff but they've got Carter Page caught red handed" is hilarious because it's the perfect Goldberg quote: first, pretend that you're not actually taking sides ("skeptical"), thenabsoluately take sides, and finally, be totally wrong.
Posted by: Sam Beezi

THIS


ALL OF THIS


THIS FOREVER

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

99 Kind of off-topic, but...

I hope this years-long experience with the Never-Trumper cucks sinks in with Christians, too, so that they'll realize that their worst enemies are the fakes in their own ranks.

Posted by: RKae at December 10, 2019 07:13 PM (4yrpr)

100 Adam Schiff = Latka Gravas with 1/5 the brains.

Fuck him.

Posted by: jc at December 10, 2019 07:13 PM (PuMKG)

101 Meanwhile, NeverTrumpers wanting us to lose the House and the Senate to teach us a lesson-

@SenateCloakroom
Confirmed, 53-40: Executive Calendar #533 Patrick J. Bumatay to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 07:14 PM (wiXsO)

102 Space Force:


You want space battleships.


You'll accept orbiting death rays.


You'll get a probe around Uranus.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 07:14 PM (ocutB)

103 When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies
Don't you want somebody to love

...you got to play that loud...

Man, did she have a voice.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 07:14 PM (hSXql)

104 Pay no attention to the "man" behind the curtain!

Posted by: AMartel at December 10, 2019 07:14 PM (xk/jw)

105 cruise ships added



Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)
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You need a Paolo emoji.

Maybe a flaming skull wearing a beret or with slicked-back hair, ala Michael Caine in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)

106 Teresa, I have some similar issues with a brother being non-compliant with the meds and a hubby suffering with dementia, I'm keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2019 07:14 PM (a4EWo)

107 I think Pence has gotten a LOT better at rocking both the crowd and the Presidential hair.

President Donald Trump is the most pro-life President in American history.

WHO THE HELL SAW *THAT* COMING?

This timeline, man.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2019 07:15 PM (GbPPJ)

108
Speaking of soy boyz:



Pierce Bush, (yes, of COURSE he is one), is running in the GOP
primary for an open seat in TX-22. In his spare time... he attends
anti-Trump protests!



And you really believed for a little while that the GOPe was finished?



Say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss.

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (Cssks)


That entire family is DEAD to me. When Papa Bush started calling Billy Jeff the Rapist his "son," and W embraced the filthy slime as his "brother," I began to see who they really were.

And of course they voted for The Beast. They didn't give a damn about the country, only Jeb's! hurt feelz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

109 Meanwhile, NeverTrumpers wanting us to lose the House and the Senate to teach us a lesson-



@SenateCloakroom

Confirmed, 53-40: Executive Calendar #533 Patrick J. Bumatay to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit



Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 07:14 PM (wiXsO)

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But, but...GORSUCH!!!!!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)

110 Adam Schiff = Latka Gravas with 1/5 the brains.
Fuck him.
Posted by: jc at December 10, 2019 07:13 PM (PuMKG)

Damn! That's who he reminds me of, I could just never place it.

Thanks jc!

Adam Schiff for Brains needs to be investigated.

See how he likes it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2019 07:15 PM (Z+IKu)

111 #101 woot! Woot!

Winning continues.

McConnell at least gets that done.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 07:16 PM (hSXql)

112 Prayers Teresa.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 07:16 PM (Y4EXg)

113 What can be done, though?

Anyone who calls them out is either blocked or ignored.

Meanwhile, they'll keep writing, never admitting they're liars and grifters.
Their media friends will keep booking them as "conservative"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 10, 2019 07:16 PM (vPKfA)

114 True Conservatives are far worse than the fascists of the democrat arty and deep state. At least those fascists are up front. True conservatives are back stabbing cuckolds.

I'd string them up first but not with a hangman's noose. Let them dance and dangle for as long as the rope can take before it snaps due to the load. Then sting them up again with a stronger rope and watch them dance and dangle until they stop.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 10, 2019 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

115 Can Trump release the FISA applications?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM (hbTkw)

116 Teresa, prayers for you and your family

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM (G546f)

117 cruise ships added

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

Nice, but needs an arrow pointing to the lido deck

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM (BiNEL)

118 That entire family is DEAD to me. When Papa Bush started calling Billy Jeff the Rapist his "son," and W embraced the filthy slime as his "brother," I began to see who they really were.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Shape-shifting lizards.

...Or something like it, anyway. Deep State vermin with no conscience who rape children because they can, what with being special and all.

Posted by: RKae at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM (4yrpr)

119 Eew, Pence.

Good thing I am in my safe space, with my Yorkie and my blankie.

Posted by: David French at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM (dOV9E)

120
The little cruise ship symbol is half a ship. Did it break in two?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM (dZDT/)

121 meanwhile, the losers on corproate gaywad tv will pretend this too has been the worst week ever for trump as walls close in etc.

Are the script readers that dumb or are they resigned to simply act like they're in 1984

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM (FEQY4)

122 91
"I've always been skeptical of the Russia stuff but they've got Carter
Page caught red handed" is hilarious because it's the perfect Goldberg
quote: first, pretend that you're not actually taking sides
("skeptical"), thenabsoluately take sides, and finally, be totally
wrong.


Posted by: Sam Beezi at December 10, 2019 07:11 PM (N0m2j)

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It takes a special kind of person who can be wrong as often as Goldberg is and retain his smug know-it-all demeanor.

I believe it's entirely affectation. My proof for this is his bitchyness on Twitter and how he went from picking fights with guys like Schlichter to blocking them.

Also, he hangs out in Georgetown bars on weeknights because Paolo is working extra shifts.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)

123 Jonah Goldberg has his hand on the pulse of every throbbing conservative dog dick.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 10, 2019 07:18 PM (yhf6w)

124 >>Can Trump release the FISA applications?

Trump gave Barr the authority to declassify anything he wanted.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

125 103 torabora

Indeed!

The musical arrangement & post-recording production aren't too shabby, either.

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2019 07:18 PM (Cssks)

126 ]Can Trump release the FISA applications?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM (hbTkw)


Can Federal employees be fired for failure to comply with a direct order?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:18 PM (BiNEL)

127 The interesting thing is, the phrase "swishy little grifter" has the exact same rhythm as the coffee percolator in that old Maxwell House commercial:

"Swishy little grifter
a little grifter.
Swishy little grifter
a little grifter.
Maxwell House: Good to the last drop."

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 07:18 PM (fK2gX)

128 FYI, when I went to look up details of AG Barr's career on Wikipedia, I noticed they'd done a hit piece on him. (He's in favor of a strong executive. The nerve!)

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 10, 2019 07:19 PM (JKNZq)

129 Good thing I am in my safe space, with my Yorkie and my blankie.
Posted by: David French at December 10, 2019 07:17 PM

God I wish that truck had hit and killed me last week.

Posted by: David's Yorkie at December 10, 2019 07:19 PM (r7Fvf)

130 if anyone wants to watch, OAN has the Trump Rally. Right now Pence is getting a good reaction from the arena full of Cult Members.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 07:19 PM (YG34V)

131 The IG report is pretty much a waste, other than identifying what we already knew of the FBI's role here and Nunes reporting of it. The media was garbage on this, but Nunes was always right, everyone here already knew that. But its important that the IG vindicated Nunes, and that is something.

One thing that is clear also, and in defense of JackStraw and his optimism over the AG Barr/Durham efforts, this is whole operation against Trump was very complicated, mostly because very senior administrative people at the White House and at the Intel Agencies were involved and they were pretty much imbeciles, and that makes unwinding this pretty difficult. Its hard to find motives and reasons for actions when the idiot involved is...well, an idiot.

That's what Durham faces, and it takes a lot of time to get all the fact right. I think Barr will come through, he's determined and he's is not a wall flower. His comments about Wray and his confidence in him are politics - he does have to align those instincts with his suspicion that this whole thing has got to be corrected. But other than that, maybe, just maybe, "something might happen."

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 07:19 PM (32YRo)

132 Truth is dead. Long live the Truth.
Posted by: This is a banana at December 10, 2019 06:57 PM

What is truth?

Posted by: Pilate at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (rBtIz)

133 Pierce Bush, son of Neil Bush. I'm surprised Neil had any sons who were legitimate and not half-Thai.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (ykYG2)

134 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 10, 2019 07:05 PM (SRRAx)

Oh, Teresa. I am so sorry for all you're going through. I will keep you and your family in my prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (ptqGC)

135 "Swishy little grifter
a little grifter.
Swishy little grifter
a little grifter.
Maxwell House: Good to the last drop."

Ok boomer.

Posted by: This is a banana at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

136 Martha interviewing George Papadopolis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (ptqGC)

137 Meanwhile, they'll keep writing, never admitting they're liars and grifters.
Their media friends will keep booking them as "conservative"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 10, 2019 07:16 PM (vPKfA)


Yah, but that audience shrinks every quarter. Even the slow crowd is starting to figure it out. It's pretty much over.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (Y8DtA)

138 onah Goldberg has his hand on the pulse of every throbbing conservative dog dick.
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 10, 2019 07:18 PM

Oh I know, trust me.

Posted by: David French's Yorkie at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (r7Fvf)

139
@SenateCloakroom
Confirmed, 53-40: Executive Calendar #533 Patrick J. Bumatay to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit
Posted by: redridinghood

==

but but but he's brown! and ghey!
how can Trump pick him?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:21 PM (G546f)

140 > Every Single Time these traitorous vipers bring up The Founders, I imagine our Founders having these lying scum hanged.
George Washington and his boys would've been stacking bodies long, long before now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2019 07:21 PM (WsmTT)

141 >>>That's very kind of you, thank you, but I'm looking into getting into it myself as a possible side gig. I'm trying to gather enough information to provide reasonable, but not inappropriately low, rates.


Insom, the woman I hired for my book - 170 pages - charged $500. I thought that was kinda high, but that's just me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 10, 2019 07:21 PM (AFSld)

142 What can be done, though?



Anyone who calls them out is either blocked or ignored.



Meanwhile, they'll keep writing, never admitting they're liars and grifters.

Their media friends will keep booking them as "conservative"



Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 10, 2019 07:16 PM (vPKfA)

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They keep writing, but no one is willing to pay for it.

Eventually their corporate backers will decide that the needle isn't getting moved and cut them loose.

Because that's what really drives this. No one expects those magazines to make money, they're more like advertising circulars for corporatism.

As Goldberg and Co. transition from "opinion leaders" to punching bags, their utility declines.

To put it another way, without the reputation of National Review, none of those guys would have gotten an audience. They've now wrecked that brand and are wandering around trying to find a new grift.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 07:21 PM (cfSRQ)

143 Oh, and Julie Kelly is right up there with Mollie. Very good, always on target, and never afraid to call out the grifters.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 10, 2019 07:21 PM (AFSld)

144 Rich Zeoli 1210am broughtg up if a President can be investigated by such bull shit what stops them from doing it to you or me?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)

145 Moron graphic designers and Morons of modest talents should start working on potential United States Space Force logos and insignias.

May I recommend as a possible idea a bald eagle flying past Jupiter firing laser beams while carrying super hitech possibly sci-fi arrows in its talons? The words "United States Space Force" will be rendered similar to the Metallica and Megadeth band logos.

Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2019 07:22 PM (RNCSI)

146 All we need is the media on our side. One who thinks some day it can be different. A guy who is an independent.

Posted by: noseitall at December 10, 2019 07:22 PM (lMsxO)

147 So does David change the sheets after the bull has paid a visit or does he like sleeping in the wet spot ?

Posted by: jsg at December 10, 2019 07:22 PM (G0in+)

148 28 Forget politics, how anyone can listen to Adam Schiff for more than 5 minutes and think, yep, this is a guy I need to support, is beyond me.


Missing in any descriptions of this commie-tool: His constituency is HOLLYWOOD.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 10, 2019 07:22 PM (Vy7tf)

149 When Papa Bush started calling Billy Jeff the Rapist his "son," and W embraced the filthy slime as his "brother," I began to see who they really were.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Well, to be fair, they are members of a very exclusive "club"...

to which only corrupt globalist former presidents can apply!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:23 PM (BiNEL)

150 President Donald Trump!

Posted by: This is a banana at December 10, 2019 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

151 again OAN: Trump is just... well, not coming out, that would be David French.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 07:23 PM (YG34V)

152 Omg someone has a Keep Calm and Blame Russia shirt on

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2019 07:23 PM (GbPPJ)

153 Crap. Off yellow journalism sock.

Posted by: This is an apple at December 10, 2019 07:24 PM (Tnijr)

154 Paolo emoji.
Maybe a flaming skull wearing a beret


Paolo Malatesta's home is the whirlwind. tinyurl.com/tsv7zar

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

155 You can tell it's Frenchie's wife who wears the strap-on dildo in the family.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 07:24 PM (+dsLj)

156 Well, one attraction to Nevertrumpers - like progressives they can consistently and completely get everything utterly and tragically wrong, and pay zero price for it.

Who calls out conservatives when they agree with progressives on some issue? All they get is praise in the press, and nice pats on the ass telling them how fair and honest they are.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (+DS2f)

157 Speaking of, has Lynn Wood gotten around to suing Frankovich, French and the other cucks who immediately did as paid and falsely attacked Nick Sandmann? Sure, they are non-entities and likely shallow pockets but it would do them some good to be bankrupted and ruined financially.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (iw59Q)

158 I'm really floored that the Dems are going forward with Impeachment for things which are not even against any law.

Abuse of Power is not a Law.
Obstruction of Congress is not a Law.

So, they are making shit up as they go along, which is by definition Ex Post Facto, which is against the Constitution.

Trump should immediately call on the Supreme Court and ask if the Constitution is even still in effect in this country.

As it calls for not only DUE PROCESS, but also for there to be some Crime or Misdemeanor, at the very LEAST, to be impeached (yeah, I know there is an old Supreme Court ruling on this crap, but stare decisis does not mean it cannot be overturned, and it was clearly a wrong ruling as the Constitution IS clear).

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (NgKpN)

159 The finest shit-weasels money can buy.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

160 So does David change the sheets after the bull has paid a visit or does he like sleeping in the wet spot ?
Posted by: jsg at December 10, 2019 07:22 PM

Oh, it's actually worse than that. He laps it up like me on a kong full of peanut butter.

Posted by: David French's Yorkie at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (r7Fvf)

161 I want snazzy space force uniforms
none of this star trek type jump suits

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (G546f)

162 DJT on stage. Live link at OAN
https://ustvgo.tv/one-america-news-network/

Posted by: BluesFish at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (WQZ1O)

163 Confirmed, 53-40: Executive Calendar #533 Patrick J. Bumatay to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit
Posted by: redridinghood


When Cocaine Mitch does another line, America benefits.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (8erNz)

164 I mean imagine ANY of these clowns issuing an apology to Devin Nunes. Even just a simple "he was right". It'll never happen.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (+DS2f)

165 > The interesting thing is, the phrase "swishy little grifter" has the exact same rhythm as the coffee percolator in that old Maxwell House commercial:

The tune is called "Perky".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWweTkuIFo

Takes a while to turn that up in a web search, but some of the false results are entertaining in their own right.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (WsmTT)

166 Has anyone complimented the NTers on the fit of their skin suits?

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

167 That slimy crawler Eli Lake is on French's feed pimping Jonah's podblather.
I remember Micheal J. Totten using a Eli Lake/Bloomberg hit-piece as catspaw on commenters at world affairs journal after insinuating in one of his articles that EU skinheads = American rightists.


Posted by: 13times at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (K3B2k)

168 >>>I want snazzy space force uniforms
none of this star trek type jump suits


Less Star Trek, more Aliens.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (AFSld)

169 Omg someone has a Keep Calm and Blame Russia shirt on

hahahahahahaha
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2019 07:23 PM

I have to have one! Just added to my Christmas list! Too funny!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:27 PM (r7Fvf)

170 As I've said, there is zero excuse to be a NeverTrumper, and that's been the case for at least two years.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2019 07:27 PM (l9m7l)

171 George Washington and his boys would've been stacking bodies long, long before now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2019 07:21 PM (WsmTT)


Million dollar idea for 'author' morons. Alt History. Write George Washington (and various sidekicks) like Conan the Barbarian. Make him a total savage with a musket and a hatchet. Like, 'The Patriot' but up to 11 on the violence scale. (What he does to the dude that suggest the first workers Union is EPIC!!!!) I'll write the screenplay and direct. We'll make bank...

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:27 PM (Y8DtA)

172 Steve Hayes was on the Panel tonight, arguing that both sides were wrong and jumped to conclusions. Lick my taint, pussboy.

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

173 I wish they'd cut to the press in the back so I could see their expressions when Trump slags on them.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

174 And Trump said again today, we caught them, we caught them all.

Just like when he said they spied on him ....

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 10, 2019 07:28 PM (vPKfA)

175
> I want snazzy space force uniforms

none of this star trek type jump suits


Call me!


Posted by: Hugo Boss at December 10, 2019 07:28 PM (WsmTT)

176 Amidst all the histrionics, Trump is remaking the judicial system. A lasting accomplishment that will benefit us.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 07:28 PM (90T4r)

177 I wish they'd cut to the press in the back so I could see their expressions when Trump slags on them.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ)


Moreso, when the crowd joins in.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

178 142:They keep writing, but no one is willing to pay for it.

Eventually their corporate backers will decide that the needle isn't getting moved and cut them loose.

Because that's what really drives this. No one expects those magazines to make money, they're more like advertising circulars for corporatism.

As Goldberg and Co. transition from "opinion leaders" to punching bags, their utility declines.

To put it another way, without the reputation of National Review, none of those guys would have gotten an audience. They've now wrecked that brand and are wandering around trying to find a new grift."

The upside to lefty billionaires pouring money down Never Trump/Always Cuck cash sucks is the money is diverted from things that could go more harm. But, yeah, even clueless Cloud People eventually get tired of dry pumps.

"

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 07:29 PM (iw59Q)

179 I want snazzy space force uniforms
none of this star trek type jump suits
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (G546f)

The women's uniform will look something like this.

https://tinyurl.com/w8hnkyh

Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2019 07:29 PM (RNCSI)

180 I just check MSDNC so you guys wouldn't have to.

Fart Swallowswell is on Chris Matthews' show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

181 Jonah Goldberg is another one who should have wound up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 07:29 PM (+dsLj)

182 I wish they'd cut to the press in the back so I could see their expressions when Trump slags on them.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope)

----

They need an NFL TV director.

You know how every time the ref is calling a penalty, the camera switches to the player who committed the penalty.

Posted by: RKae at December 10, 2019 07:29 PM (4yrpr)

183
Call me!


Posted by: Hugo Boss

yeah

high boots, definitely

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:30 PM (G546f)

184 Insom, the woman I hired for my book - 170 pages - charged $500. I thought that was kinda high, but that's just me.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 10, 2019 07:21 PM (AFSld)

Thank you, I'll add that to my data base!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

185 Maybe Goldberg would consider a monthly subscription to STOP writing. 'Only $9.95 per month and I'll spend all my time playing Xbox!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 07:30 PM (hbTkw)

186 "Your favorite president" lol

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 07:30 PM (Tnijr)

187 Million dollar idea for 'author' morons. Alt History. Write George Washington (and various sidekicks) like Conan the Barbarian. Make him a total savage with a musket and a hatchet. Like, 'The Patriot' but up to 11 on the violence scale. (What he does to the dude that suggest the first workers Union is EPIC!!!!) I'll write the screenplay and direct. We'll make bank...
Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:27 PM (Y8DtA)
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He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 10, 2019 07:30 PM (3Z6pZ)

188 168 >>>I want snazzy space force uniforms
none of this star trek type jump suits


Less Star Trek, more Aliens.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (AFSld)

More StarShip Trooper, the BOOK that is.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

189 Trump. He fights! Bush would have curled up into a fetal position and not said a word.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (r7Fvf)

190 @171
Seriously?
https://tinyurl.com/d7gqf7j

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

191 Julie Kelly just gave Ace a shoutout on Twitter! Would it not be great if POTUS mentioned the blog and called himself a Moron??

Posted by: Jmel at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (OeWgo)

192 #181 ewwww

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (hSXql)

193 I got a lil' present from PDT the other day. A key ring with Trump/Pence 2020 on it.


Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

194 Jonah Goldberg will never apologize, or even temporize, for his Vichy moves. He has cast his lot with the Progressives, and desires not to come back. He went out from us, because he was never of us.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (90T4r)

195 Thing about nevertrumpers....they defer to authority. They just don't realize that the authorities they are inclined to defer to are largely 100% progressive radicals.

Hmmm. Trump says he is being spied on. Comey says that's not true....

It is the why of all of this why these clowns keep losing to the left - because they believe that the left would never lie to them, never betray them. they believe that there are some things the progressives would never do, some lines they will never cross. The problem is progressives will cross any line, and do anything, to serve the vision of the anointed. Lying to you? Fuck me, they will murder you in your sleep if they get the chance, if they think there is any opportunity to get away with it. the media needs to realize, not holding progressives accountable doesn't help them - it turns them into dangerous radicals.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (+DS2f)

196 187 Million dollar idea for 'author' morons. Alt History. Write George Washington (and various sidekicks) like Conan the Barbarian. Make him a total savage with a musket and a hatchet. Like, 'The Patriot' but up to 11 on the violence scale. (What he does to the dude that suggest the first workers Union is EPIC!!!!) I'll write the screenplay and direct. We'll make bank...
Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:27 PM (Y8DtA)
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He's coming
He's coming
He's coming
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 10, 2019 07:30 PM (3Z6pZ)

I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

197 Abuse of Power is not a Law.

-

I'm slightly unclear on how the only guy in DC who isn't enriching himself with his position is abusing power.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (0GvUH)

198 Star Trek uniforms!

...From the mirror universe where Uhura had pirate boots!

(You never forget your first stiffy!)

Posted by: RKae at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (4yrpr)

199 145
May I recommend as a possible idea a bald eagle flying past Jupiter
firing laser beams while carrying super hitech possibly sci-fi arrows in
its talons? The words "United States Space Force" will be rendered
similar to the Metallica and Megadeth band logos.


also needs a catchy motto. how do you say "we're gonna need more umlauts" in latin?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (sGtp+)

200 188 168 >>>I want snazzy space force uniforms
none of this star trek type jump suits


Less Star Trek, more Aliens.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM (AFSld)

More StarShip Trooper, the BOOK that is.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

The movie had coed showers. Advantage: movie.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

201 I want snazzy space force uniforms
none of this star trek type jump suits
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (G546f)
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Eisehower jackets and jodhpurs, how about?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (3Z6pZ)

202 He's coming

He's coming

He's coming

Posted by: Captain Obvious


I'd just like you to know that I'd have whipped yer ass on this except I kept getting the dreaded "long strings of text..." for some reason.

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

203 Why so focused on the swing states? This brilliant DEM strategy of political divisiveness is going to enable them to run up the margin of victory in CA and NY. A DEM candidate is sure to win the popular vote!

Posted by: tommylotto at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (dYinJ)

204 Dubya strikes me as the kind of guy who would sleep with Michelle Obama's unused dildo for comfort.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (+dsLj)

205 What is truth?
Posted by: Pilate at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (rBtIz)


Beauty ... all ewe knead two noh ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (LPnfS)

206 Make Washington a blacksploitation hero. Rudy Ray Washington.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (0GvUH)

207 awww that is SO CUTE. Twitter's russian hacker trollfarms of lefty SJW lunatics are trying to make ImpeachBarrNow trend.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (FEQY4)

208 Has anyone complimented the NTers on the fit of their skin suits?
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:26 PM

I think you misspelled skin flutes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (r7Fvf)

209 SPACE FORCE!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)

210 Space Force!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

211 Best post-OIG Analysis I've read so far, at Powerline, quoting and commenting on the very well thought-out Jonathan Turley's article from the Hill.

Turley makes this key point: "From the outset, the Justice Department failed to interview several key individuals or vet critical information and sources in the Steele dossier. Justice Department officials insisted to Horowitz that they choose not to interview campaign officials because they were unsure if the campaign was compromised and did not want to tip off the Russians. However, the inspector general report says the Russians were directly told about the allegations repeatedly by then CIA Director John Brennan and, ultimately, President Obama. So the Russians were informed, but no one contacted the Trump campaign so as not to inform the Russians?"

Damn right! Good catch, Turkey.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (DRgs8)

212 "Remember, Andrew McCarthy thought that the notion that the Steele dossier was used to obtain the FISA warrant was being promoted by the crazies."

A friend from the Eastern District described McCarthy as a great prosecutor. He's earnest and thoughtful, which can be both a curse and a blessing.

If the FBI agents brought a complex case to the SDNY, he would be the kind of prosecutor who would try and find a reason to bring that case to trial if he could - that's where a defendant's lawyer typically loses. He's a team player. But he also has a predilection, if I can use that word now, to agree with the case agents. My friend is on the white collar defense side now, and he see what everyone here sees. Government case wins are feathers in caps, not a dispensing of justice. The Government actually could care less at the district level, they want to be a mucky muck at the DOJ at some point. McCarthy still, to this day, sinks back to the old passion of believing the FBI agent X, when X probably rubber hosed defendant Y to get his 302...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (32YRo)

213 I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)


Twelve stories high.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (t+qrx)

214 Dubya strikes me as the kind of guy who would sleep with Michelle Obama's unused dildo for comfort.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere

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She doesn't use a dildo!

...Not on herself, anyway. She straps it on for Barry's purposes.

Posted by: RKae at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (4yrpr)

215 192 #181 ewwww Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (hSXql)

**************

Hey i stole that line from Full Metal Jacket. You can't ewww Full Metal Jacket!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (+dsLj)

216 Space Force!

*tequila*

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

217 189 Trump. He fights! Bush would have curled up into a fetal position and not said a word.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (r7Fvf)

I am increasingly convinced that all of the shit slung at Bush by the Left was taken by W so easily because he knew it would be Deep State Heaven once he was out of office.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (90T4r)

218 Seriously?
https://tinyurl.com/d7gqf7j
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

DAMN IT!

Sorry man. I work a lot and am really out of touch.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (Y8DtA)

219 Does anybody think the media is totally corrupt and dishonest?


Posted by: Space Force at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (lkl+P)

220 The women's uniform will look something like this.

https://tinyurl.com/w8hnkyh

I thought it was going to go to the Alternate universe (short skirts, bare midriffs, knife in the boot top).

Posted by: Fox2! at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (qyH+l)

221 Logo could be Trump standing atop a rocket blasting into space, with an eagle on his arm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

222 Apparently.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Y8DtA)

223 "We'll make bank...
Posted by: Abiss"

I like it. The sequel can have the Space Force go close to a black hole to travel back in time to bring George Conan Washington back to straighten things out.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

224 196 187 Million dollar idea for 'author' morons. Alt History.

I do have an idea for a re-write of Hamlet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM (hbTkw)

225 Damn, the cocktail circuit must be a hell of thing to ditch ones ideals for...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM (LOq4H)

226 194
Jonah Goldberg will never apologize, or even temporize, for his Vichy
moves. He has cast his lot with the Progressives, and desires not to
come back. He went out from us, because he was never of us.


I don't want him to. Let him wander the wastelands begging for crumbs from his masters.

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM (T6t7i)

227 The dims are gonna hand Trump the greatest punchline in politics

the ONLY President in our history to be impeached and re-elected

and we all know Trump hates unique personal accomplishments

Dunking's fun and all

but you're not supposed to dunk on yourself

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM (rpxSz)

228 From the mirror universe where Uhura had pirate boots!

(You never forget your first stiffy!)

Posted by: RKae at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM

Or your last.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM (r7Fvf)

229 I wish we could bottle Trump's energy. Jeebus, I'm worn out by the end of one of his rallies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

230 I save children.
But not the British children.

Posted by: George Washington at December 10, 2019 07:36 PM (WsmTT)

231 So I just learned that pansexual are being serious when they claim they are sexually attracted to anything and will bang anything.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 07:36 PM (uOulZ)

232 More StarShip Trooper, the BOOK that is.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

The movie had coed showers. Advantage: movie.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

Two words.

Powered Armor.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (NgKpN)

233 "91 "I've always been skeptical of the Russia stuff but they've got Carter Page caught red handed" is hilarious because it's the perfect Goldberg quote: first, pretend that you're not actually taking sides ("skeptical"), thenabsoluately take sides, and finally, be totally wrong."

Perfect.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (iw59Q)

234
I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

He saves children, but not the British children.

He saves children, but not the British children.

He saves children, but not the British children.

Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (RNCSI)

235 I got a lil' present from PDT the other day. A key ring with Trump/Pence 2020 on it.

Heh.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Share the "how" or you're off the Christmas card list!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (LOq4H)

236 I wish we could bottle Trump's energy. Jeebus, I'm worn out by the end of one of his rallies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:36 PM (ptqGC)


He gets it from the taco bowls at Trump Tower Grill.

They are the best.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (t+qrx)

237 https://tinyurl.com/w8hnkyh

I thought it was going to go to the Alternate universe (short skirts, bare midriffs, knife in the boot top).

Posted by: Fox2! at December 10, 2019 07:34 PM (qyH+l)


and a long jacket.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (lkl+P)

238 231 So I just learned that pansexual are being serious when they claim they are sexually attracted to anything and will bang anything.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 07:36 PM (uOulZ)


So, Muslim. Check.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (90T4r)

239 I am increasingly convinced that all of the shit slung at Bush by the Left was taken by W so easily because he knew it would be Deep State Heaven once he was out of office.

Posted by: tubal

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It's theater. And Bush was playing the villain (which is always fun).

He didn't care any more about the shit he was taking than Tom Hiddleston cares when he looks in the script and sees that a CGI Hulk is going to pick him up and slam him into the floor.

Posted by: RKae at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (4yrpr)

240 "So essentially we lost again."

yes

Posted by: Shoey77 at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (lg4FP)

241 I don't want him to. Let him wander the wastelands begging for crumbs from his masters.
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM

Yep, they are all dead to me FOREVER. Like I said, they are like the Chinese place I used to love to eat at until one day, they made me violently ill. Never going back and will LOL when they close.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (r7Fvf)

242 Liz Phair >>>>> Liz Mair.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 07:38 PM (M0u+N)

243 172
Steve Hayes was on the Panel tonight, arguing that both sides were wrong and jumped to conclusions. Lick my taint, pussboy.

Baier introduced him as the Editor of the Dispatch. I suppose if you have a staff of two, someone COULD be the Editor. Seems unnecessary, though.

Also, I suspect their circulation is lower than Dick Cheney's heart.

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 07:38 PM (T6t7i)

244 They just tossed out some female loon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

245 What;s happening? Sounds like a crazy disruptor.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

246 uh oh trump kicking out a heckler at his rally, thereby coarsening our discourse!!!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:38 PM (FEQY4)

247 Is it Hillary??!??

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

248 and a long jacket.
Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (lkl+P)


Diana Rigg still is somethin', ain't she.

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 10, 2019 07:39 PM (LPnfS)

249 "So I just learned that pansexual are being serious when they claim they are sexually attracted to anything and will bang anything"

I thought they were just into pans.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 07:39 PM (Tnijr)

250
Turley makes this key point: "From the outset, the Justice Department failed to interview several key individuals or vet critical information and sources in the Steele dossier. Justice Department officials insisted to Horowitz that they choose not to interview campaign officials because they were unsure if the campaign was compromised and did not want to tip off the Russians. However, the inspector general report says the Russians were directly told about the allegations repeatedly by then CIA Director John Brennan and, ultimately, President Obama. So the Russians were informed, but no one contacted the Trump campaign so as not to inform the Russians?"



IOW, the IG process is useless. I

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 07:39 PM (hbTkw)

251 I do have an idea for a re-write of Hamlet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

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Been there. Done that.

Posted by: Bowdler at December 10, 2019 07:39 PM (4yrpr)

252 239 I am increasingly convinced that all of the shit slung at Bush by the Left was taken by W so easily because he knew it would be Deep State Heaven once he was out of office.

Posted by: tubal

His stupid father was the Godfather of the deep state

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 07:39 PM (rpxSz)

253 more proof that Trump wants to crush dissent!!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 07:39 PM (YG34V)

254 A key ring with Trump/Pence 2020 on it.

*******************

Make sure to activate it to gain Trumpian powers.

THUNDER TRUMP! THUNDER TRUMP! THUNDER TRUMP!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 07:39 PM (+dsLj)

255 I like it. The sequel can have the Space Force go close to a black hole to travel back in time to bring George Conan Washington back to straighten things out.
Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

Okay. So, the thought of George leaving chunks of people all over the house floor sort of made it move. I need to talk about this in therapy, don't I? That said, probably a billion dollar idea. That's how I know.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:39 PM (Y8DtA)

256 Goldberg shoots himself in the foot and then claims victim status for his gimp.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (fcf/y)

257 Space Force!

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I hope this means that soon, and without regret, the US Space Force ejects into space the entire staff of the Dispatch - preferably without the suits...just in their underoos.

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (32YRo)

258 Make Washington a blacksploitation hero. Rudy Ray Washington.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (0GvUH)

Lord Cornwallis was a rat soup eatin mother fucker!

Posted by: George Dolomite Washington at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (Z+IKu)

259 > I thought they were just into pans.
I thought they were into that goat dude from Ancient Greece.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (WsmTT)

260 Is it Hillary??!??

It's Hillaries all the way down.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (M0u+N)

261 Two words.



Powered Armor.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 07:37 PM (NgKpN)


Boo Bees

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (XzVUd)

262 we're wise to it...

done dun dunnnnnnnnnnn

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (FEQY4)

263 if Hillary rewrote 'Hamlet' Ophelia would become President.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 07:41 PM (YG34V)

264 "I do have an idea for a re-write of Hamlet"

Does it have tanks? All good movies need tanks.

Posted by: guy who really likes tanks at December 10, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

265 So I just learned that pansexual are being serious when they claim they are sexually attracted to anything and will bang anything.

And they're so *PROUD* of it. It's like they're most into attracting attention to themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 07:41 PM (hbTkw)

266 I want a Space Force cap.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 07:41 PM (lkl+P)

267 ...From the mirror universe where Uhura had pirate boots!

==

didn't alt-Spick have a stache?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:41 PM (G546f)

268
Is it Hillary??!??

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency,
fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)


Mika?

You know, Joe said yesterday that he wants to "destroy" Trump for mocking Mika. He also said Barron deserved mocking because of PDT mocking Mika.

They're such low-class scum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

269 The honorable thing for these people to do is commit suicide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (j3npP)

270 Trump ripping into FBI so-called leadership.

Calling them scum.

Yes!

Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (4pK1/)

271 Bull Durham!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

272 Lord Cornwallis was a rat soup eatin mother fucker!
Posted by: George Dolomite Washington at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (Z+IKu)

....go on....

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (Y8DtA)

273 Denise Richards, sans armor. That iis all.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (90T4r)

274 "President Barack HUSSEIN Obama"

LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

275 That's very kind of you, thank you, but I'm looking into getting into it myself as a possible side gig. I'm trying to gather enough information to provide reasonable, but not inappropriately low, rates.
Posted by: Insomniac

Ya know, in the movie Jackie Brown, if Samuel L. Jackson had been paid for every "muthafuckah" he had uttered, he'd be a billionaire.

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (arJlL)

276 "158 I'm really floored that the Dems are going forward with Impeachment for things which are not even against any law."

I keep thinking that as well. If what Trump did was a high crime and misdemeanor, then everything every president has ever done, as well every member of congress, is a high crime and misdemeanor.

Every time a legislator has said he'd trade his vote for a appropriation in his district it was an abuse of power. Every time any funds were withheld to show someone who the boss is abuse of power. Every time any president has refused to answer any question from congress it is obstruction. It's nuts.

I mean, what the fuck? To get Trump they are proposing to make the country basically ungovernable.

All to what end? to protect Joe Biden's coke sniffing, whore screwing, grifter, son? Or to protect the slim chance Slow Joe is going to be elected president (he's not).

It's completely unhinged.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (+DS2f)

277 Trump ripping into FBI so-called leadership.

Calling them scum.

Yes!
Posted by: Marybeth


The FBI are scum.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (M0u+N)

278 Turley makes this key point: "From the outset, the Justice Department failed to interview several key individuals or vet critical information and sources in the Steele dossier

======

right...also, the weissmann/mueller John Doe investigation knew they could shut down shop early in 2017 after starting, but they kept going on and on.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (FEQY4)

279 I hope this means that soon, and without regret, the US Space Force ejects into space the entire staff of the Dispatch - preferably without the suits...just in their underoos.
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 07:40 PM (32YRo)


Helicopter + warm water + sharks + overhead cam drone means more ticket sales with todays technology being what it is ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (LPnfS)

280 The Golden Scalpweasel is on FIRE!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

281 Trump seems worried about Lisa Page's lawsuit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)

282 I'd string them up first but not with a hangman's noose. Let them dance and dangle for as long as the rope can take before it snaps due to the load. Then sting them up again with a stronger rope and watch them dance and dangle until they stop.

Piano wire. Think Plotzensee Prison.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (Ki5SV)

283 Hi all...

Just wanted to let y'all know I made a $250.00 donation to Toys for Tots from Rickl's meal acct.

I did that amount because that's what I told you I was going to do BUT...someone made a $200 donation last month. So there's a $270.00 balance left.

Any suggestions on where/what to spend that on? I could contact Linda and see if she wants it to go to the shelter that's taking Reggie. Or if anyone has any other ideas, I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

284 269 The honorable thing for these people to do is commit suicide.

====

like in Debt of Honor (?) clark says "we used to call it 'for the good of the service' here's a lot of heroin"

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (FEQY4)

285 didn't alt-Spick have a stache?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:41 PM (G546f)

Orrale, Captain. This shits not logical, Ese!

Posted by: Spick at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (RNCSI)

286 And THANK YOU to whomever made that donation!!!

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 07:44 PM (cF8AT)

287 Trump Trump ...6 foot 20....

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 07:44 PM (M0u+N)

288 Ripping on Page/Strok, (sp?)

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 07:44 PM (O/X1S)

289 No one kicks RINO nutsacks harder than Sean Davis!

Posted by: TexasJrw at December 10, 2019 07:44 PM (fkGlM)

290 wow

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

291 It's completely unhinged.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (+DS2f)


Unless 'unhinged' is the point of the exercise...

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:44 PM (Y8DtA)

292 David French is a walking dick and Steve Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Bill Kristol,Dan Jones, Glenn Simpson, Christopher Steele, Adam Schiff and John Brennan and other never Trumpers are his pubic hairs.

Posted by: Melskia at December 10, 2019 07:44 PM (bD2nl)

293 Barack Hussein Obama

He DARED to say it!

Yea!

Now making fun of Page & Strzok - Heh!

Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 07:44 PM (4pK1/)

294 Hahaha

He knows Lisa Page was upset with him for this, so he's doubling down.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 10, 2019 07:45 PM (sGotD)

295 Just wanted to let y'all know I made a $250.00 donation to Toys for Tots from Rickl's meal acct.



I did that amount because that's what I told you I was going to do
BUT...someone made a $200 donation last month. So there's a $270.00
balance left.



Any suggestions on where/what to spend that on? I could contact
Linda and see if she wants it to go to the shelter that's taking Reggie.
Or if anyone has any other ideas, I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)


Thanks, Tami. I'd send the remainder to the shelter taking Rickl's kitty. He loved those cats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

296 PDT - "I heard things. . . "

This guy is killing me!! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 07:45 PM (Y4EXg)

297 didn't alt-Spick have a stache?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:41 PM (G546f)

I lol'd.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 10, 2019 07:45 PM (WQQWs)

298 Ya know, in the movie Jackie Brown, if Samuel L. Jackson had been paid for every "muthafuckah" he had uttered, he'd be a billionaire.

-

Iirc he's earned over a billion in his career. I read something about that a few years ago.

And all for portraying the worst, most stereotypical Black Man in every role.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 07:45 PM (0GvUH)

299 Call me!

Posted by: Hugo Boss

Speaking of Nazi uniforms, perhaps the worst movie ever made, The River of Death, needed some Nazi uniforms for the cast so they borrowed them from some Neo-Nazis. That's what you want. Neo-Nazis helping with your movie and making a movie Neo-Nazis want to help you with.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

300 I did an IG audit of my balls and came up with half of the same conclusions in half of the time, - but in fairness, - my report talking points were equally as poignant.

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2019 07:46 PM (zD38/)

301 now trump is baby shaming the Bush family of presidents

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:46 PM (FEQY4)

302 Trump rallies are so fun. Never get tired of them.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 07:46 PM (O/X1S)

303 Trump is layout out ALL THE FACTS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

304 David French is a walking dick and Steve Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Bill Kristol,Dan Jones, Glenn Simpson, Christopher Steele, Adam Schiff and John Brennan and other never Trumpers are his pubic hairs.

************************

We find this gross comparison to French, a man who has no dick, to be grossly prejudiced and bigoted.

Posted by: Society of Walking Dicks (est. 1818) at December 10, 2019 07:47 PM (+dsLj)

305 265 So I just learned that pansexual are being serious when they claim they are sexually attracted to anything and will bang anything.


Them kids ain't invented nothin'.

Posted by: Charles Parker's invention at December 10, 2019 07:47 PM (lkl+P)

306 281 Trump seems worried about Lisa Page's lawsuit.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)

Absolutely terrified, isn't he?

Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 07:47 PM (4pK1/)

307 I love that he's a full blown commie making bank doing ads for Capital One. He's a walking IQ test.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:47 PM (Y8DtA)

308 The conservative case for retroactively impeaching Reagan.

Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2019 07:48 PM (WqPYg)

309 there you go! Impeachment Lite!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:48 PM (FEQY4)

310 Ya know, in the movie Jackie Brown, if Samuel L. Jackson had been paid for every "muthafuckah" he had uttered, he'd be a billionaire.

-
He's the go to guy on muthafuckin'.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)

311 And seriously - look how incredibly light the Dem bench is right now. Biden, Buttigieg, Warren, Harris, none of these people would have been considered remotely seriously as a presidential candidate 20 years ago. Even 10 years ago. they are collectively a joke.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 07:48 PM (+DS2f)

312 Impeachment Lite!

Pitch-perfect!

Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (4pK1/)

313 I hope all these traitors get shipwrecked on the island in Matango.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (kAU51)

314 Ya know, in the movie Jackie Brown, if Samuel L. Jackson had been paid for every "muthafuckah" he had uttered, he'd be a billionaire.

-

Iirc he's earned over a billion in his career. I read something about that a few years ago.

And all for portraying the worst, most stereotypical Black Man in every role.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

You must admit, he's better at it than Tab Hunter.

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (arJlL)

315 SPOCK!!!!!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (G546f)

316 Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

Thanks, Tami. I'd send the remainder to the shelter taking Rickl's kitty. He loved those cats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)


ditto ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (LPnfS)

317 love that he's a full blown commie making bank doing ads for Capital One. He's a walking IQ test.

-

It's okay when they do it. See also hedge funds, trusts, private schools, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (0GvUH)

318 - - - You know, Joe said yesterday that he wants to "destroy" Trump for mocking Mika. He also said Barron deserved mocking because of PDT mocking Mika.

They're such low-class scum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ptqGC)


Remember when they picked on Tommy Lee Jones boy in Lonesome Dove?

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (lkl+P)

319 So I just learned that pansexual are being serious when they claim they are sexually attracted to anything and will bang anything.

Of course they're serious.

There was already a "bisexual" space on the Rainbow Flag. The only reason to add "P" to the Rainbow Flag was to mark out space to normalise something else, which could only mean something worse than what was there already. In short : paedo.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (ykYG2)

320 I hope all these traitors get shipwrecked on the island in Matango.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (kAU51)


Snake Island ?

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 10, 2019 07:50 PM (LPnfS)

321 313
I hope all these traitors get shipwrecked on the island in Matango.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (kAU51)


At first I thought you wrote "Mandingo" and I thought "But they might like that."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 07:50 PM (ocutB)

322 Any other president would say "Take me home mommy", lol. He's not going anywhere.

Posted by: dartist at December 10, 2019 07:50 PM (K22Va)

323 Oy.

Chores to do & a Space Station flyover in about 20 minutes ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 10, 2019 07:51 PM (LPnfS)

324 The Space Force uniforms will be silver lame and knee high boots.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2019 07:51 PM (SgjGX)

325 Peter is a Page turner

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 07:51 PM (rpxSz)

326 SPACE FORCE
Hand to Hand Combat as imagined by Harry Harrison in 1968.

https://tinyurl.com/rxghahv

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 07:52 PM (1vWDB)

327 right...also, the weissmann/mueller John Doe investigation knew they could shut down shop early in 2017 after starting, but they kept going on and on.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:42 PM (FEQY4)


Lawyers...


Billable hours...


'nough said!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:52 PM (BiNEL)

328 Welp, McCabe has come out of hiding and is on CNN bashing Bill Barr.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

329 It's completely unhinged.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp

They are essentially criminalizing the executive branch, which may work only once in a Republic, until you get the Executive Branch that cannot be criminalized, and that's when the show trials start...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 07:52 PM (32YRo)

330 Has alexthechick seen this yet?

https://youtu.be/p5-aH8q3w_Q

"The Michael Bayest movie that Michael Bay ever Michael Bay'd."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2019 07:53 PM (SgjGX)

331 So UFO unforms?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 07:53 PM (kAU51)

332 AOC +3, I saw that movie. Nasty.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 07:53 PM (lkl+P)

333 trump is t-t-t-tt-targeting swing states for purely personal political gain. impeach!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:53 PM (FEQY4)

334 324 The Space Force uniforms will be silver lame and knee high boots.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2019 07:51 PM (SgjGX)

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Sign me up!

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at December 10, 2019 07:53 PM (WEBkv)

335 Of course they're serious.

There was already a "bisexual" space on the Rainbow Flag.

-

I've begun to realize that a big part of why there are so many cross dressers is possibly because tattoos, nose piercings, and purple hair are so common. The attention seekers have to find SOMETHING that screams "I'm different," and cross dressing is still f*cked up enough to give them their fix.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 07:53 PM (0GvUH)

336 You know, Joe said yesterday that he wants to "destroy" Trump for mocking Mika. He also said Barron deserved mocking because of PDT mocking Mika.

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I want to kill Godzilla for killing my mother.

Posted by: Bambi at December 10, 2019 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)

337 I think we should change it from cruise ship to "tug" boat. Seems more fitting for these pricks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 07:54 PM (r7Fvf)

338 Matango where the castaways turn into giant mushrooms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 07:54 PM (kAU51)

339 "Any Democrat who votes for this shhhh


...am"

Aw, just say it, man.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

340 This is all well and good, but I won't know what to think until Tiana Lowe breaks it down for me in an "exclusive" report. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 07:55 PM (bDqIh)

341 WHO THE HELL SAW *THAT* COMING?

This timeline, man.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2019 07:15 PM (GbPPJ)


God works in mysterious ways, and has a very strange sense of humor.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2019 07:55 PM (SgjGX)

342 The Space Force uniforms will be silver lame and knee high boots.

Posted by: Colorado Alex

No - old football helmets with no face guards and antennae attached - and every cadet looks like Jerry Lewis from the 50's.

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 07:55 PM (32YRo)

343 328 Welp, McCabe has come out of hiding and is on CNN bashing Bill Barr.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

-----------------

Nothing like trying to fight the court of law in the court of public opinion on a channel most people only see in airports.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 10, 2019 07:55 PM (WEBkv)

344 Thanks, Tami. I'd send the remainder to the shelter taking Rickl's kitty. He loved those cats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)


Seems very appropriate to honor an animal lover like Rickl!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:56 PM (BiNEL)

345 Patterico is upset the democrats didn't use the Mueller Report's non obstruction of justice as an article of impeachment. I think his number of blog catamites is under 10 because he recently gave an amnesty to a couple of sane people he'd run off.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2019 07:56 PM (y7DUB)

346 Shifty Schiff, LOL

Posted by: Society of Walking Dicks (est. 1818) at December 10, 2019 07:56 PM (+dsLj)

347 dark blue and silver woukd be good colors for space force uniforms

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:56 PM (G546f)

348 the weissmann/mueller John Doe investigation


I read that "Johnny Weissmuller investigation."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (hbTkw)

349 Windmills - Whaaa, Whaaa, Whaaa!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (Y4EXg)

350 I'd be happy, so happy, if the FBI picked up Comey's ass for a little interview....the same kind they gave General Flynn.

I don't care if the indict, I just want that looming doofus to sweat and squirm...and feel a little taste of what he put so many others through.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (+DS2f)

351 There was already a "bisexual" space on the Rainbow Flag. The only reason to add "P" to the Rainbow Flag was to mark out space to normalize something else, which could only mean something worse than what was there already. In short : paedo.

That's binary thinking, yo.

Someone who's "pansexual" is attracted to all of the alphabet soup of genders. Do you think you're a bipedal kitty cat? Pan's down to pound. Do you think you're a man trapped in a woman's body who's only attracted to bridge abutments? Pan wants to smash that trash.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (9t0Zz)

352 339 "Any Democrat who votes for this shhhh


...am"

Aw, just say it, man.

====

lol, I heard that too

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (FEQY4)

353 Oh, good. Martha is interrupting PDT so we can hear a Dem strategist and Guy Benson's Deep Thoughts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

354 No - old football helmets with no face guards and antennae attached - and every cadet looks like Jerry Lewis from the 50's.
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 07:55 PM (32YRo)


The two are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (SgjGX)

355 The fact that David French called people out for being grifters is freaking hilarious.

This can't be said enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (6XLoz)

356 It's okay when they do it. See also hedge funds, trusts, private schools, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (0GvUH)

I think it used to be. You don't hit 30+% approval with AA & Hispanics unless that whole dynamic is fundamentally changing. I'm wondering if 'woke' is about to come back and kill them as a viable party.

Posted by: Abiss at December 10, 2019 07:57 PM (Y8DtA)

357 You know, Joe said yesterday that he wants to "destroy" Trump for mocking Mika. He also said Barron deserved mocking because of PDT mocking Mika.



I don't recall Barron making a living being a catty bitch on TV.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 07:58 PM (hbTkw)

358 348 the weissmann/mueller John Doe investigation


I read that "Johnny Weissmuller investigation."

=========

ding ding!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 07:58 PM (FEQY4)

359 Heh, PDT going after the Watermelon Greenies and AGW.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 07:58 PM (HaL55)

360 Windmills...

No wind...

Global warming killed the wind...

No homo, but I love this man!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:58 PM (BiNEL)

361 347
dark blue and silver woukd be good colors for space force uniforms

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 07:56 PM (G546f)


Training them on hitting the targets with their energy weapons will be a priority. Also not bumping into other space ships.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 07:59 PM (ocutB)

362 Space Force needs space cammo.

Posted by: Spick at December 10, 2019 07:59 PM (RNCSI)

363 God works in mysterious ways, and has a very strange sense of humor.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Example 1. The platypus. 2. Schiff

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 07:59 PM (LOq4H)

364 353
John

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRx_8xLV_RM

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:59 PM (BiNEL)

365 >>I think we should change it from cruise ship to "tug" boat. Seems more fitting for these pricks.
Whaleboats, because they keep 'wailing' about Trump, their white whale. And every time they think they've successfully speared him, he takes 'em for a Nantucket sleighride, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 07:59 PM (bDqIh)

366 I think I got a thumb up my butt by David Gergen.

Posted by: Matt Loose at December 10, 2019 08:00 PM (aKsyK)

367 There's something wrong with super Christian David French.

Demon Possession.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 10, 2019 08:00 PM (f4qXm)

368 Remember when they picked on Tommy Lee Jones boy in Lonesome Dove?
Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 07:49 PM (lkl+P)


That was a great scene. Before that Call had been so low key you wondered if he was just coasting on reputation. That got refuted quickly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2019 08:00 PM (y7DUB)

369 He's cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)

370 Calphalon turns me on
But Corningware gets me there

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

371 What can be done, though?

Anyone who calls them out is either blocked or ignored.

Meanwhile, they'll keep writing, never admitting they're liars and grifters.
Their media friends will keep booking them as "conservative"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 10, 2019 07:16 PM (vPKfA)

Don't tell them, just put it out generally. They are constantly looking to gauge their own lack of importance. They don't want it to get back to their masters that they lead nobody and are going nowhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

372 He called Schiffty a crooked bastard

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (wiXsO)

373 364 353
John

Jane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRx_8xLV_RM

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 07:59 PM (BiNEL)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

374 "Say it you crooked bastard, say it"

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (lkl+P)

375 I read that "Johnny Weissmuller investigation."


==

Scheeta, ungawa!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (G546f)

376 Did he just call Shit-for-Brains a bastard?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (HaL55)

377 >I think we should change it from cruise ship to "tug" boat. Seems more fitting for these pricks.
Whaleboats, because they keep 'wailing' about Trump, their white whale. And every time they think they've successfully speared him, he takes 'em for a Nantucket sleighride, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 07:59 PM

I was thinking because they all sit in a circle and tug themselves.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (r7Fvf)

378 Calphalon turns me on

But Corningware gets me there



The Aunt Jemima Treatment

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (1vWDB)

379 I wonder if the NR staff runs to hide in a closet whenever they hear a helicopter.

They should.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (JwHjN)

380 Breaking Otter News:
https://twitter.com/Otter_News/status/
1204063190562332673

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (Dh1wo)

381 Pansexual, that makes me think of that scene from
Torchwood where Jack old time police partner is drooling for something off screen and the woman lead snaps back - that is a poodle!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (kAU51)

382 They are essentially criminalizing the executive branch, which may work only once in a Republic, until you get the Executive Branch that cannot be criminalized, and that's when the show trials start...
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 07:52 PM (32YRo)

Actually, you could only Criminalize the Executive Branch of a truly Honorable and Innocent President.

If he WAS who they accuse him of being, there is no way they would get away with this crap.

They would be like Stone and Manafort, already in jail on crap charges.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (NgKpN)

383 I've begun to realize that a big part of why there are so many cross dressers is possibly because tattoos, nose piercings, and purple hair are so common. The attention seekers have to find SOMETHING that screams "I'm different," and cross dressing is still f*cked up enough to give them their fix.

If you're dumpy, short, obese, mousy, awkward, and a generous three on the one to ten scale, the only action you're getting is from weirdos. If you want to catch their attention, you have to be pretty far outside of the norm.

Walking around Seattle, the girls with tons of tattoos, off-colored hair, nose-rings, and some sort of strident leftist political rant on your shirt are all ugly AND completely forgettable oddballs.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (9t0Zz)

384 He really did it. I truly love that man. No homo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (HaL55)

385 People like the True Conservatives have existed across the span of history. We call themselves things like quislings, collaborators, traitors and Vichy's.

It's ends badly for them, by the way. Which we will all greet that day with glee.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 10, 2019 08:02 PM (MLLK4)

386 376 Did he just call Shit-for-Brains a bastard?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (HaL55)

No, he called him a crooked bastard . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 08:02 PM (4pK1/)

387 Well, shit. fox cut off the rally and it's not on cspan.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 08:02 PM (O/X1S)

388 Hey everybody.

"Pansexual" = sexual with pancakes

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 08:02 PM (L2ZTs)

389 David French

Replying to @baseballcrank and 9 others
Pay no attention to malicious grifters.

------------------

the irony and lack of self-awareness is strong with this one.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 10, 2019 08:02 PM (WEBkv)

390 Schiff is a bastard!

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2019 08:02 PM (zD38/)

391 Training them on hitting the targets with their energy weapons will be a priority. Also not bumping into other space ships.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

They will always need more training, but looking gorgeous they can do right away, dahlink!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 08:03 PM (G546f)

392 Speaking of, has Lynn Wood gotten around to suing Frankovich, French and the other cucks who immediately did as paid and falsely attacked Nick Sandmann? Sure, they are non-entities and likely shallow pockets but it would do them some good to be bankrupted and ruined financially.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 07:25 PM (iw59Q)

I believe NR did the appropriate retraction to avoid a lawsuit.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 08:03 PM (eoQWY)

393
Well, shit. fox cut off the rally and it's not on cspan.


RightSide Broadcasting on YT

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 08:03 PM (1vWDB)

394 Obama, you did nothing but get your a** kicked.

LOL, i LOVE PDT

Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 08:03 PM (4pK1/)

395 "Pansexual" = sexual with pancakes

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IHOPhilia.

Posted by: Bambi at December 10, 2019 08:03 PM (+y/Ru)

396 387 Well, shit. fox cut off the rally and it's not on cspan.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 08:02 PM (O/X1S)

It's on C-span2.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:04 PM (cF8AT)

397 "The Michael Bayest movie that Michael Bay ever Michael Bay'd."

and THAT was the most Ryan Reynoldsest trailer that Ryan Reynolds ever deadpooled.

Personally I'd be fair to Bay inasmuch as he gave us "13 Hours". Bay actually isn't a hack, at heart.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 08:04 PM (ykYG2)

398 David French

Replying to @baseballcrank and 9 others
Pay no attention to malicious grifters.

------------------

the irony and lack of self-awareness is strong with this one.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 10, 2019 08:02 PM (WEBkv)

First rule of Leftists:

They always project. You are claimed to be what they actually are.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

399 https://tinyurl.com/wyl7k5x

RSBN RALLY

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 08:04 PM (1vWDB)

400 387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRx_8xLV_RM

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:04 PM (BiNEL)

401 393
Well, shit. fox cut off the rally and it's not on cspan.


RightSide Broadcasting on YT
Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 08:03 PM (1vWDB)

Or fox 10 phoenix on YT

Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 08:04 PM (4pK1/)

402 No, he called him a crooked bastard . . .


A slight but not unimportant distinction.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:05 PM (HaL55)

403 Walking around Seattle, the girls with tons of tattoos, off-colored hair, nose-rings, and some sort of strident leftist political rant on your shirt are all ugly AND completely forgettable oddballs.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2019 08:01 PM (9t0Zz)
---------------

Nothing like doing the same thing everyone else is doing in order to stand out and not realizing how much they blend in.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 10, 2019 08:05 PM (WEBkv)

404 "The Michael Bayest movie that Michael Bay ever Michael Bay'd."

and THAT was the most Ryan Reynoldsest trailer that Ryan Reynolds ever deadpooled.

Personally I'd be fair to Bay inasmuch as he gave us "13 Hours". Bay actually isn't a hack, at heart.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 08:04 PM (ykYG2)


Bay knows what his audience wants and enjoys making it for them. He isn't some sort of pretentious arteest who sneers at everyone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2019 08:06 PM (SgjGX)

405 That entire family is DEAD to me. When Papa Bush
started calling Billy Jeff the Rapist his "son," and W embraced the
filthy slime as his "brother," I began to see who they really were.

And of course they voted for The Beast. They didn't give a damn about the country, only Jeb's! hurt feelz.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

Then there is the lovefest with the JEF and his wife. There are pictures in the press today, coincidentally, of Moosh and Jenna Bush.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 08:06 PM (imSgd)

406 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NjBuV5TxTlg

Trump trumpinating on YouLube.

Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2019 08:06 PM (RNCSI)

407 Still think you need to watch Scott Adam of Dilbert fame, he was really pissed off about this impeachment scam, called Palosi a Cunt and other harsh words.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 08:07 PM (dKiJG)

408 I've got iton C-SPAN2.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 08:07 PM (+y/Ru)

409 Bay knows what his audience wants and enjoys making it for them. He isn't some sort of pretentious arteest who sneers at everyone.

***************

Yeah I haven't seen 13 Hours yet but it struck me as a nice Clintwoodian fuck you to Hollywood.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 08:09 PM (+dsLj)

410 Still think you need to watch Scott Adam of Dilbert fame, he was really pissed off about this impeachment scam, called Palosi a Cunt and other harsh words.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 08:07 PM (dKiJG)


I liked it when he (Adams) had a text feed, I just can't stand the data transfer inefficiency of video

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:09 PM (BiNEL)

411 >>Bay knows what his audience wants and enjoys making it for them. He
isn't some sort of pretentious arteest who sneers at everyone.

Bay wants you to have fun watching his movies, to sit back and escape for a few hours. I would rather watch Armageddon that most movies that are nominated for a best picture Oscar.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 08:10 PM (bDqIh)

412
365 >>I think we should change it from cruise ship to "tug" boat. Seems more fitting for these pricks.


Pool noodles, bound together with bungee cords into rafts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 10, 2019 08:10 PM (pNxlR)

413 407 Still think you need to watch Scott Adam of Dilbert fame, he was really pissed off about this impeachment scam, called Palosi a Cunt and other harsh words.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 08:07 PM (dKiJG)

Link is on the sidebar.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

414

Space Force needs to be headed up by James T. Kirk. Let's see if Shatner can squeeze into his original Star Trek uniform

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:10 PM (GisMq)

415 Still got time for Mega Million tickets

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 08:10 PM (kAU51)

416 391 Training them on hitting the targets with their energy weapons will be a priority. Also not bumping into other space ships.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Docking maneuvers.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:10 PM (lkl+P)

417 I particularly love the quasi-Bayesian equation on the blackboard in the video.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2019 08:11 PM (SgjGX)

418 Space Force needs to be headed up by James T. Kirk. Let's see if Shatner can squeeze into his original Star Trek uniform

**********

Just make sure he doesnt sing Tambourine Man

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

419 ugh

Biden going for full lip kiss on little boy

https://twitter.com/AaronLeuer/status/
1204417520901541888

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 08:12 PM (G546f)

420 official AoSHQ USSF hat
Bring it.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:12 PM (lkl+P)

421 Space Force needs to be headed up by James T. Kirk. Let's see if Shatner can squeeze into his original Star Trek uniform

lolno. That was water under the bridge in '80. No pun intended.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:12 PM (M0u+N)

422 I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain....

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

423
I liked it when he (Adams) had a text feed, I just can't stand the data transfer inefficiency of video
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:09 PM (BiNEL)


I listened to him for no more than ten minutes a couple of months ago and then decided, "not interested". TL;WL.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 10, 2019 08:13 PM (pNxlR)

424 414

Space Force needs to be headed up by James T. Kirk. Let's see if Shatner can squeeze into his original Star Trek uniform

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:10 PM (GisMq)


Web stocking.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:14 PM (lkl+P)

425 "Pansexual" = sexual with pancakes



Sex with a pan

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

426 Trump is such a happy warrior. Unlike me, who is a bitter 29 year old fuck. get off my lawn.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 08:15 PM (+dsLj)

427 Finished up Silicon Valley. Solid ending to the series. I don't think I'm alone when asking Mike Judge to offer up a Russ Hanneman origin story discovering internet radio and becoming a member of the 3 comma club.
Also thought the Gillfyole and Monica characters had good chemistry and should have happened earlier and more often.

And NeverTrumpers are fags.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 08:15 PM (uOulZ)

428 410 I liked it when he (Adams) had a text feed, I just can't stand the data transfer inefficiency of video



The first 10 minutes of that video has got to be the best rant ever ... "I'm going to swear" ... but I was surprised when he let c*nt out.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 08:15 PM (XzVUd)

429 I've got Tucker on, and he has Brit Hume as a guest.

Oh, so elite and above-it-all Brit says "impeachment is not going to help Donald Trump."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

430 >>Yeah I haven't seen 13 Hours yet but it struck me as a nice Clintwoodian fuck you to Hollywood.

It's good, he does the story justice. And by explicitly not mentioning Obama or Hillary, it lets the viewer come to their own conclusions (great for red-pilling/not screaming his agenda in making the movie). Be prepared to be angry, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 08:15 PM (bDqIh)

431 When my liberal Democrat acquaintances (the only flavor available in these parts) inevitably shove news about Horowitz's report in my face, I will tell them they need to stop listening to the headlines that are read to them, and start reading the facts in the reports for themselves, like I do.

Now if they could only read for comprehension at above the 3rd grade level.

Seriously, the real problem is that they cannot imagine that the "good people" would lie to them, much less commit treasonous crimes. They have been taught all their lives that only horrible conservatives do that!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 10, 2019 08:16 PM (pilVY)

432
Space Force needs to be headed up by James T. Kirk. Let's see if Shatner can squeeze into his original Star Trek uniform
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Only if it's made out of stretchy stuff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 08:16 PM (aKsyK)

433 Be prepared to be angry, though.

******************

Yeah that's why I havent seen it yet, I'm already rage strokey enough as it is.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 08:16 PM (+dsLj)

434 Sex with a pan

Secks with a pan flute.

Or only with Zamfir.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)

435 Trump is such a happy warrior. Unlike me, who is a bitter 29 year old fuck. get off my lawn.

OrangeMan Patton.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:17 PM (M0u+N)

436 Oh, so elite and above-it-all Brit says "impeachment is not going to help Donald Trump."

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Britt is often right, about a much as he is wrong. Quit reading the NY Times and Wapo, Britt, and you'll up your percentage of right...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 08:17 PM (32YRo)

437 Pentagon SUSPENDS 850 Saudi Students Following Pensacola Shooting

-
Damn racists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)

438 Doesn't OAN do the Trump rallies?

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:17 PM (M0u+N)

439 This is my fantasy at the very moment:

Trump pauses, looks at his watch, and announces to the crowd:

"I want you all to know, that at this very moment, McCabe, Comey, Brennan, and other low-rent Deep State criminals, are being placed under arrest.


You're welcome."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

440 Will someone please, please, please put National Review out of its misery?

It's a complete embarrassment.

Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley! at December 10, 2019 08:18 PM (I2/tG)

441 This is my fantasy at the very moment:

Trump pauses, looks at his watch, and announces to the crowd:

"I
want you all to know, that at this very moment, McCabe, Comey, Brennan,
and other low-rent Deep State criminals, are being placed under arrest.



You're welcome."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)


Tonight, I settled all family business

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:18 PM (GisMq)

442 429 I've got Tucker on, and he has Brit Hume as a guest.

Oh, so elite and above-it-all Brit says "impeachmetn is not going to help Donald Trump."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

Reason #123456789 why the media will have egg all over their faces Nov 3, 2020

Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 08:18 PM (4pK1/)

443
Pentagon SUSPENDS 850 Saudi Students Following Pensacola Shooting


SUSPENDS, how?

There's SUSPENDS and then there's "SUSPENDS".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (pNxlR)

444 Seriously, the real problem is that they cannot imagine that the "good
people" would lie to them, much less commit treasonous crimes. They have
been taught all their lives that only horrible conservatives do that!


What I don't grok is that people will trust complete strangers to tell them stuff and ignore the people they know.

If that's not ass-backwards, I don't know what is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55)

445
Biden going for full lip kiss on little boy



Courting the Mayor Pete voter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (hbTkw)

446 Dang. I can't type worth a damn tonight. And I've not consumed a drop of alcohol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

447 What time the Trump rally?

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (l3+k2)

448 Maybe they could clone the Shatner? Im agine the conversation.


"You...are me, yet...old and fat."


"And you are me...yet young...and virile."


"Let's get some...dames."


"The...green Orion chicks...are...out of this world."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (ocutB)

449 432
Space Force needs to be headed up by James T. Kirk. Let's see if Shatner can squeeze into his original Star Trek uniform
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Only if it's made out of stretchy stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 08:16 PM (aKsyK)


He would look like a whole steer going down Jerry Nadler's lower intestine.

Captain Kishke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 08:20 PM (zBaqJ)

450 Will someone please, please, please put National Review out of its misery?
It's a complete embarrassment.
Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley!


The bed you made, gatekeeper. Lie in it.

Posted by: the John Birch Society, looking a lot less silly now at December 10, 2019 08:20 PM (ykYG2)

451 "When I leave office in 29 years ..."


Gets a huge cheer !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 10, 2019 08:21 PM (JwHjN)

452 there is Trump rally tonight??

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

453 >>Pentagon SUSPENDS 850 Saudi Students Following Pensacola Shooting
Have they been shipped home?
As long as they are still on American soil that is a risk. Do they even know where all 850 are???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 08:21 PM (bDqIh)

454 447 What time the Trump rally?
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (l3+k2)

He's been on for about an hour already.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

455 Pentagon SUSPENDS 850 Saudi Students Following Pensacola Shooting
Damn racists!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)


Too late, far too late!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

456 Oh, so elite and above-it-all Brit says "impeachmetn is not going to help Donald Trump."

**********

Oh go get fucked up the ass with a rusty barbed dildo Brit you mewling fucknit.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

457 damn...nobody tell me anything !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

458 What time the Trump rally?


cough

Posted by: moose out front at December 10, 2019 08:22 PM (1vWDB)

459 And I've not consumed a drop of alcohol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)


There's the problem!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:22 PM (BiNEL)

460 I as usual have it on OAN

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 08:22 PM (ZCEU2)

461 What time ISN'T the Trump rally amirite?

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:23 PM (M0u+N)

462 453 >>Pentagon SUSPENDS 850 Saudi Students Following Pensacola Shooting
Have they been shipped home?
As long as they are still on American soil that is a risk. Do they even know where all 850 are???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 08:21 PM (bDqIh)


Trebuchet 1, for SA.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:23 PM (lkl+P)

463 I should look as good as Shatner when I'm 88.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 08:24 PM (hbTkw)

464 Ugh. Wi Fi is so damned slow at my desk tonight.

Husband is having a "bored meeting" at a local pub, so he'll be home late-ish. I've been out all day and am tahred.


So I guess I'll crawl on the bed and watch tee vee and attempt to type on my phone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

465 Season 3 Shatner couldn't fit into season1's Shatner uniform.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:24 PM (3DZIZ)

466 On the other hand President Trump might be on another hour, but I need to go to bed. One of these days he will still be going when I get up .

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 08:24 PM (ZCEU2)

467
This just in: after an extensive analysis of all photographic evidence, we have ascertained that the salt and pepper shakers of guests at the Trump White House have volumes that are a mere 77% of the salt and pepper shaker used by President Trump!

You know what else is only 77% of something else, don't you?

I smell a Pulitzer!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 10, 2019 08:24 PM (pNxlR)

468 459 And I've not consumed a drop of alcohol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

There's the problem!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:22 PM (BiNEL)

Quite. Have a couple of shots to steady yourself.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

469 Secks with a pan flute.

Or only with Zamfir.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)

Saxs. Baritone Saxs.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)

470 Season 3 Shatner couldn't fit into season1's Shatner uniform.


Damned replicator junk food...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:25 PM (HaL55)

471 And I've not consumed a drop of alcohol.



The horror.

The horror.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 08:25 PM (1vWDB)

472 He's short. Heart/Lung/body size ratio.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:25 PM (lkl+P)

473 Insomniac....

How'd things go?

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:25 PM (cF8AT)

474 Rich Lowry is throwing over the side as much NT ballast as he can find, including French and Goldberg. But it won't be enough...he was given a nice little legacy from guys like Buckley and like a lot of inheritors of fortune, he pissed it away on wacky DC anus lickers (or coke dealers in Hunter Bidens' case).

Its the sinking of the USS NR he's presiding over now...and he deserves every embarrassing moment that will ensue.

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (32YRo)

475
Speaking of Shatner:

William Shatner files for divorce after 18 years of marriage


According to TMZ, the "Star Trek"
actor, 88,filed paperwork against his wife, 61, calling for an end to
their marriage. The outlet saidthat a separation will likely be a
pretty easy process for them, as they entered into their marriage in
2001 with a prenup.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (GisMq)

476 Tucker on Hillary getting back into the race. Guest: People are comfortable with Hillary like the food they eat. Like Chinese food or McDonald's. Tucker: So Hillary is Chinese/McDonald's? baaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (BsCoj)

477 Replicator: Burrito. Extra hot.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (M0u+N)

478 I thought the Scott Adams video was pretty mild really. I haven't come that recently to my hatred.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (H8QX8)

479 473 Insomniac....

How'd things go?
Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:25 PM (cF8AT)

They didn't. Last-minute cancellation by the people I was supposed to interview with.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

480 Replicator: Enchiladas.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:27 PM (M0u+N)

481 They didn't. Last-minute cancellation by the people I was supposed to interview with.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

Well poop!

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:28 PM (cF8AT)

482 Replicator: Burrito. Extra hot.

...and a Guinness draught, 33 degrees...

...FAHRENHEIT THIS TIME!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (HaL55)

483 I bet I missed whatever Trump had to say at the rally about the IG report.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (l3+k2)

484 Pocahontas

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (lkl+P)

485 481 They didn't. Last-minute cancellation by the people I was supposed to interview with.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

Well poop!
Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:28 PM (cF8AT)

Tell me about it. Universe 7, Insomniac 0.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

486 He would look like a whole steer going down Jerry Nadler's lower intestine.

Captain Kishke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 08:20 PM (zBaqJ)


Major Babka.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

487 Don't eat the replicator sushi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

488 We're sharing a country and a government with very dangerous maniacs who wish us ill and our country ruin. This is something new to America, insofar as it is so prevalent and virulent, and we better get real about it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (H8QX8)

489 481 They didn't. Last-minute cancellation by the people I was supposed to interview with.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

Bah
bet they were never trump demoncraycrays anyway

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 08:30 PM (G546f)

490 Trump riffing on Dem candidates.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 08:31 PM (hbTkw)

491 Tell me about it. Universe 7, Insomniac 0.

We'd call that a moral victory.

Posted by: Miami Dolphins at December 10, 2019 08:31 PM (ykYG2)

492 Replicator, meatloaf sandwich with gravy....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:31 PM (3DZIZ)

493 489 481 They didn't. Last-minute cancellation by the people I was supposed to interview with.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

Bah
bet they were never trump demoncraycrays anyway
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 08:30 PM (G546f)

Maybe, maybe not. Doesn't matter.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

494 Hold my brewski, dear.

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2019 08:32 PM (zD38/)

495 491 Tell me about it. Universe 7, Insomniac 0.

We'd call that a moral victory.
Posted by: Miami Dolphins at December 10, 2019 08:31 PM (ykYG2)

Funny. At this point I'd take a moral victory, any fucking victory.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

496 Replicator, meatloaf sandwich with gravy....
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:31 PM (3DZIZ)

..wrapped in aluminum foil....

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

497 Insomniac

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 08:33 PM (ZCEU2)

498 Are we nuking the moon yet?

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

499 Tell me about it. Universe 7, Insomniac 0.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

Anything else in the pipeline?

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

500 If I admit I'm a Democrat, can I rip a baby from the womb? I want to fit in.

Posted by: David French at December 10, 2019 08:34 PM (dOV9E)

501 Kirk didn't get as much "exercise" after Yeoman Rand left.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:35 PM (3DZIZ)

502 498
Are we nuking the moon yet?

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency,
fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

Soon. Right now we're giving it the stink-eye. Then comes the threatening gesture...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 08:35 PM (ocutB)

503 I'm getting damn sick and tired of being knocked down and kicked.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

504 There we go ! get rid of them.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

505 If I admit I'm a Democrat, can I rip a baby from the womb? I want to fit in.

Posted by: David French at December 10, 2019 08:34 PM (dOV9E)


Yes, but you have to make it comfortable before you kill it! We have standards of care!

Posted by: Gov Democrat Ralph Gosnell-Northam at December 10, 2019 08:36 PM (BiNEL)

506 Anything else in the pipeline?
Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

Unless they reschedule, no.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

507 I wrote to Linda, rickl's sister, about donating the remainder of the money to the shelter.

Apparently, they're still trying to catch Reggie. He's avoided the trap that the neighbor borrowed from the shelter and put in the house.

But, yes, she'd like me to hold the money and donate it to the shelter AFTER they get him there. IF they can get him there.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

508 Nuking Moon Moon? Seems a tad excessive, no?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 10, 2019 08:38 PM (4pMBB)

509 Kirk didn't get as much "exercise" after Yeoman Rand left.


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:35 PM (3DZIZ)


He had a green Yvonne Craig. What more can you want?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:38 PM (GisMq)

510 507 Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)


Your dedication on this issue is humbling.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 08:38 PM (XzVUd)

511 But, yes, she'd like me to hold the money and donate it to the shelter AFTER they get him there. IF they can get him there.

Heh. I bet Rickl's going, "Good luck."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 08:38 PM (HaL55)

512 Pluto's not a planet anymore.
Use it for target practice.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:38 PM (lkl+P)

513 Are we nuking the moon yet?



Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency,

fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)




Martin Landau: Please don't

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:39 PM (GisMq)

514 509 He had a green Yvonne Craig. What more can you want?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:38 PM (GisMq)


Did you even watch my episode?

Posted by: Roger Corby at December 10, 2019 08:39 PM (dOV9E)

515 508 Nuking Moon Moon? Seems a tad excessive, no?
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 10, 2019 08:38 PM (4pMBB)


Cocks head. Grins. Pants with tongue hanging 4" out of mouth.

Posted by: Moon Moon at December 10, 2019 08:40 PM (dOV9E)

516 Green Batgirl got sploded.

He lost his shipboard bike and had to take his rides where he could.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:40 PM (3DZIZ)

517 "He oozes smarmy dishonesty."

I doubt that's all that pencil-necked glans-head oozes.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 08:40 PM (kaOHs)

518 Cats....

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

519 Unless they reschedule, no.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

Any indication that they will reschedule? Did they tell you why it was cancelled?

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

520 "The best is yet to come."

Amen.

Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2019 08:42 PM (dOV9E)

521 Andrea the robochick is my pick for hottest Trek girl.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:42 PM (3DZIZ)

522 Ok, I have a confession to make...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

523 Sulu.

Posted by: Shep at December 10, 2019 08:43 PM (l3+k2)

524 Any indication that they will reschedule? Did they tell you why it was cancelled?
Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

Don't know one way other on rescheduling. Supposedly something urgent came up on their end that morning.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

525 Your dedication on this issue is humbling.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 08:38 PM (XzVUd)

What rick went through is humbling. I'm really not doing that much...but thank you.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:43 PM (cF8AT)

526 Heh, RSBC just thanked fox and everyone who tuned in to them when fox cut away for the rally.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 08:43 PM (O/X1S)

527

McReplicator gimme FRIES!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (aKsyK)

528 Sometimes when I read comments I have no clue what this or that person is talking about !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

529 464 Ugh. Wi Fi is so damned slow at my desk tonight.

Husband is having a "bored meeting" at a local pub, so he'll be home late-ish. I've been out all day and am tahred.


So I guess I'll crawl on the bed and watch tee vee and attempt to type on my phone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

This is how the first stage of Paolo begins in less devoted wives.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (uOulZ)

530 483 I bet I missed whatever Trump had to say at the rally about the IG report.
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 08:29 PM (l3+k2)


It was remarkably complex for a rally. He is usually more cautious about revealing just how smart he is.

Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (dOV9E)

531 Well PDT seems to get stronger and more passionate with every Democrat attempt to break him. He really is a joy to listen to.

Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (RueoN)

532 Don't know one way other on rescheduling. Supposedly something urgent came up on their end that morning.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

Ah ok. So it wasn't because the position was filled. Still praying and sending good vibes then!

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:45 PM (cF8AT)

533 Called Schiff a bastard. LOL. The crowd ate it up.

Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2019 08:45 PM (RueoN)

534 521 Andrea the robochick is my pick for hottest Trek girl.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:42 PM (3DZIZ)


Same. And why isn't her outfit more widely worn?

Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2019 08:45 PM (dOV9E)

535 Cocks head. Grins. Pants with tongue hanging 4" out of mouth.
Posted by: Moon Moon at December 10, 2019 08:40 PM (dOV9E)

* swipes right *

Posted by: teh pansexual at December 10, 2019 08:45 PM (uOulZ)

536 Oh, you guys, most important. For the holidays. You all know what Keurig is, right ? Well, now there is Keurig alcohol machine !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)

537 Ah ok. So it wasn't because the position was filled. Still praying and sending good vibes then!
Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:45 PM (cF8AT)

Thank you, I sure need it!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

538
Andrea the robochick is my pick for hottest Trek girl.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living


Sherry Jackson

Make Room for Daddy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

539 Funny. At this point I'd take a moral victory, any fucking victory.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)


I'd settle for you checking your friggin' email. Buck up young pup.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (ZLqkY)

540 I haven't read all through this thread, but what it appears to lay out is that 100% of the liberal media and 50% of the "conservative media" all carry the same talking points which are all factually incorrect and paint conservatives on a bad light.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (IOUf0)

541 522 Ok, I have a confession to make...
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

Go on....

Posted by: teh pansexual at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (uOulZ)

542 531 Well PDT seems to get stronger and more passionate with every Democrat attempt to break him. He really is a joy to listen to.
Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (RueoN)


He pretty much said that if they had to impeach him to find a reason to pass his negotiated replacement for NAFTA, he would take that tradeoff.

Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (dOV9E)

543 It was remarkably complex for a rally. He is usually more cautious about revealing just how smart he is.

Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (dOV9E)



I stopped watching "regular" TV after I shot my TV set during an Obama appearance, but I am addicted to watching Trump's rallies!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (BiNEL)

544 Yeoman Rand was a butterface. I'd hit it.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:47 PM (M0u+N)

545 531 Well PDT seems to get stronger and more passionate with every Democrat attempt to break him. He really is a joy to listen to.

Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (RueoN) 0


I pray for that every night.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:48 PM (lkl+P)

546 MOjito , Old Fashioned, Margarita - you name it. Pick,, press and pour.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

547 Well, now there is Keurig alcohol machine !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)


Keurig Alcohol replicator:

Frozen Dacquiri stat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:48 PM (BiNEL)

548 Sometimes when I read comments I have no clue what this or that person is talking about !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)


Don't feel bad, I have no idea what I'm writing about half the time. The other half I'm faking it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:48 PM (GisMq)

549 Go on....
Posted by: teh pansexual at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (uOulZ)

@528

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)

550 Keurig Alcohol replicator:

This Hrothgar guy...cut jib.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:49 PM (M0u+N)

551 536 Oh, you guys, most important. For the holidays. You all know what Keurig is, right ? Well, now there is Keurig alcohol machine !
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)


The day I can no longer unscrew the cap from a bottle myself, and pour into a glass, is the day I pack it in.

Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2019 08:49 PM (dOV9E)

552 "474 Rich Lowry is throwing over the side as much NT ballast as he can find, including French and Goldberg. But it won't be enough...he was given a nice little legacy from guys like Buckley and like a lot of inheritors of fortune, he pissed it away on wacky DC anus lickers (or coke dealers in Hunter Bidens' case).

Its the sinking of the USS NR he's presiding over now...and he deserves every embarrassing moment that will ensue."

Goldberg's fat, greasy ass had not been jettisoned from the USS NR as of last week, when he was noodling about the nostalgia Joe Biden evokes. But, yes, throwing his weight overboard would slow the sinking. Maybe that's been done since I lowered myself to read there?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 08:50 PM (iw59Q)

553 You can hear the absolute loathing and disgust he has for the governor of VA, the state of Maryland and the city government of Philly.

Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2019 08:50 PM (RueoN)

554 Monkey butt says hi.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:50 PM (lkl+P)

555 Don't feel bad, I have no idea what I'm writing about half the time. The other half I'm faking it
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Don't give away all the B level commenter's secrets. We have a reputation to fake.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:51 PM (M0u+N)

556 Sometimes when I read comments I have no clue what this or that person is talking about !
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)


Honestly - not fucking around here.

Mostly I'm about a couple seconds ahead of myself. But when I'm "in the zone", either playing guitar or building something or programming something, I'm watching that shit happen at the same time I'm doing it.

And it goes well 99% of the time. And I have very little idea why.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 08:51 PM (ZLqkY)

557 Keurig Alcohol replicator:

Frozen Dacquiri stat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 08:48 PM (BiNEL)


It is called (drumroll) Drinkworks ! I tried the stuff that it prepared. Not offal.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

558 531
Well PDT seems to get stronger and more passionate with every Democrat attempt to break him. He really is a joy to listen to.

The media and Democ-rats try to portray him in any negative way they can. Watch one rally and see he's not going anywhere. He's a joy to watch and listen to because I think he enjoys it.

Posted by: dartist at December 10, 2019 08:51 PM (K22Va)

559 Well, time for my night session of gift wrapping....ugh.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 08:52 PM (cF8AT)

560 Yeoman Rand was a butterface. I'd hit it.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:47 PM (M0u+N)

she had a figure

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

561 good night, Tami


Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)

562 she had a figure
Posted by: runner


There was only one yeoman Rand. In fact, there was only one yeoman ever.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:54 PM (M0u+N)

563 The day I can no longer unscrew the cap from a bottle myself, and pour into a glass, is the day I pack it in.
Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2019 08:49 PM (dOV9E)
---
And if it comes to that, I'll have a helper monkey in a tiny bartender's tux with a wee cocktail shaker.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 10, 2019 08:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

564 Keurig Schneef dispenser is what I asked Santa for.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 08:55 PM (uOulZ)

565 Yeoman Rand was smokin' - and that face was pretty.

There is a difference, I'm convinced of it, between what we see in a still frame and what we see in motion.

In motion, Yeoman Rand was a baby doll from head to toe.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 08:55 PM (ZLqkY)

566 Andrea the robochick is my pick for hottest Trek girl.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 10, 2019 08:42 PM (3DZIZ)

Same. And why isn't her outfit more widely worn?
Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2019 08:45 PM



Because it needed tape, and tape is an ouchy when you rip it off:


"They didn't want any side cleavage to show. So we took some double-sided toup'e tape from Bill Shatner and taped the costume to my skin. Bill was never shy about wearing a hairpiece, so his toupee saved the day!"

-- Sherry Jackson

https://bit.ly/2PxHNtl

Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 08:55 PM (786Ro)

567 Beverages made with fresh ingredients are for closers. Give up on life. Simultaneously drink more and less. Drinkworks! Don't live the dream.

Posted by: Drinkworks! at December 10, 2019 08:55 PM (H5knJ)

568 Keurig was going to do something with Coca Cola but I don't recall
how that turned out. I wonder what the "alcohol machine" will be
about. I would think Irish Coffees would be part of it.

Someone is likely going to come out with a hard seltzer machine. It might be Keurig or Soda Stream. The latter makes sense.

Of course people could figure out how to spike their seltzer on their own but that is not enough of a reason to skip the idea.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 08:56 PM (n13/j)

569 There was only one yeoman Rand. In fact, there was only one yeoman ever.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:54 PM (M0u+N)


there was another one. wasn't there ? after her ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

570 This post is glorious

Posted by: Inogame at December 10, 2019 08:56 PM (+2xjH)

571 lot of people in VA, KY, WV, and NC have had legal issues over their alcohol machines.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 08:57 PM (n13/j)

572 there was another one. wasn't there ? after her ?

You don't know either!!!

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 08:58 PM (M0u+N)

573 Tide Pods are great in a Keurig!!!

Posted by: some stupid teenager who lives more than 10 miles from you at December 10, 2019 08:58 PM (786Ro)

574
Because it needed tape, and tape is an ouchy when you rip it off:





"They didn't want any side cleavage to show. So we took some
double-sided toup'e tape from Bill Shatner and taped the costume to my
skin. Bill was never shy about wearing a hairpiece, so his toupee saved
the day!"



-- Sherry Jackson



https://bit.ly/2PxHNtl

Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 08:55 PM (786Ro)


There is a website (no longer active) called Shatner's toupee

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:58 PM (GisMq)

575 Keurig was going to do something with Coca Cola but I don't recall
how that turned out. I wonder what the "alcohol machine" will be
about. I would think Irish Coffees would be part of it.

Someone is likely going to come out with a hard seltzer machine. It might be Keurig or Soda Stream. The latter makes sense.

Of course people could figure out how to spike their seltzer on their own but that is not enough of a reason to skip the idea.
Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 08:56 PM (n13/j)


I'd like to see if it takes off. Coffee in a pod did. Never know what the market craves.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:59 PM (zr5Kq)

576 571 lot of people in VA, KY, WV, and NC have had legal issues over their alcohol machines.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 08:57 PM (n13/j)


But they are still there.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:59 PM (lkl+P)

577 I'd bait that cat cage with canned tuna. Cats tend to find it irresistible.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 10, 2019 09:00 PM (JKNZq)

578 You can hear the absolute loathing and disgust he
has for the governor of VA, the state of Maryland and the city
government of Philly.

Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2019 08:50 PM (RueoN)


Can't flimflam the Coonman!

Posted by: Ralph Northam at December 10, 2019 09:01 PM (2N7oZ)

579 *reads Legal Insurrection*

Well now I know where the next crop of Democrat Party candidates are coming from.

PRC creates monkey-pig hybrids.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 09:01 PM (ahnZf)

580 So, having a hard time getting the grown kids gifts. RSBC had a deal after the rally for a week of food from My Patriot Supply and all proceeds go to RSBC. Code Prepare 2020.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 09:03 PM (O/X1S)

581 What about me?......

Posted by: Sulu at December 10, 2019 09:03 PM (Z+IKu)

582 Pretty sure we never heard of another yeoman after Rand.

Honestly - that was the big hole in the all the Treks. We always heard about the officers. The Federation must have been the most top-heavy military ever.

In real Star Trek - Scotty was a genius because he pampered his Chiefs. They kept the crystals in line. Those fucking crystals - one degree off, and the whole boat stops. Scotty never told the Captain how long it would take - because you never tell the brass that shit. Give 'em what they need. Not what they want.

Nobody liked Spock in real Star Trek. Kirk was fine - as long as he didn't touch anything. The NCOs all knew Sulu was gay - but he didn't push himself on anybody, so it was cool. They all loved Bones - that fucker would hit you in the neck with that hangover cure, give you a wink, and send you on your way to your shift.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:04 PM (ZLqkY)

583 13 yeomen , male and female

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)

584 Sulu was about as important as the yellow ladder.

Let's be honest.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:04 PM (M0u+N)

585 It is called (drumroll) Drinkworks ! I tried the stuff that it prepared. Not offal.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)


Maybe I otter try it?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

586 I'd like to see if it takes off. Coffee in a pod did. Never know what the market craves.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 08:59 PM (zr5Kq)

no doubt there. When I first saw spiked seltzer I laughed. It is huge now and some are not that bad. The head of Sam Adams says all of their growth in the last year is attributable to hard seltzer. Now you see beers that are more an more like strong seltzer. Michelob Ultra seems to be the benchmark. Some of these products are called beers but they all come in under a hundred calories and a carb or two.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 09:05 PM (n13/j)

587 There was always Yeoman Colt... but she might have had .32s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 09:05 PM (ahnZf)

588 Cocks head. Grins. Pants with tongue hanging 4" out of mouth.
Posted by: Moon Moon at December 10, 2019 08:40 PM (dOV9E)

---


wtf?

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 09:06 PM (RU4sa)

589 Kuerig boubon dispenser. Mic drop.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 09:06 PM (xUvz+)

590 There was always Yeoman Colt... but she might have had .32s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 09:05 PM (ahnZf)


But did she make them all equal?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:07 PM (BiNEL)

591 Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 08:50 PM (lkl+P)

Yeah, I heard that.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 09:07 PM (O/X1S)

592 Tide Pods are great in a Keurig!!!




You kid, but that will happen.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)

593 Some of these products are called beers but they all come in under a hundred calories and a carb or two.

Less alcohol, same price as beer.

Meh, they can pour that stuff back in the horse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:07 PM (HaL55)

594 Maybe I otter try it?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:04 PM (BiNEL)



Give it a shot.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)

595 Sulu was about as important as the yellow ladder. Let's be honest.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:04 PM (M0u+N)


I dunno' - in Star Trek, you've got to be an officer to steer the boat. Not how it's done anywhere else, but maybe steering the boat is really complicated in 3D.

Same with running the radio - can't have enlisted doing that shit, at least on the Enterprise.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:08 PM (ZLqkY)

596 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Goldberg's gone as far as I can see, along with French...but Geraghty, Ramesh and Charles CW Cooke still get pieces published there...Cooke is pro-gun and that's about it as far as his conservative issues lead him - otherwise he's just your typical Trump skeptic. Cooke's an Oxford grad - which only points to his basic ability to utilize the King's English - Otherwise, he's mostly a lot less logical in his other arguments (often the case with one issue conservatives that haven't thought through a lot of American life other than issues they care about).

The rest are horrible, thoughtless, and mostly wrong on there prognostications. This is pretty poor group to support an online mag.

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 09:08 PM (32YRo)

597 There was a lot of Jungle Fever on the Enterprise, and it wasn't McCoy's problem to deal with.

Posted by: Uhura at December 10, 2019 09:09 PM (l3+k2)

598 >>Maybe I otter try it?


It sneaks up on you.

At first your palette will be a little confused, but after a while you will find that you enjoy it.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 10, 2019 09:09 PM (VcezW)

599 Some of these products are called beers but they all come in under a hundred calories and a carb or two.

Less alcohol, same price as beer.

Meh, they can pour that stuff back in the horse.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:07 PM (HaL55)

It is getting pretty crazy really. I am seeing hard seltzer sold for $17 for a 12 pack band craft beer sold for $15. A lot of these Millennials are off beer over carbs I guess. But craft prices are not rising I can promise you that. Maybe there are some exceptions with unusual, seasonal stuff.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 09:10 PM (n13/j)

600 Ace, you are doing God's work exposing these liberal grifters employed to police the conversation on the right. They do not realize that the times have passed them by. The zeitgeist has changed. They do not stand atop history, saying stop. *They* are history.

Posted by: H von Dach at December 10, 2019 09:10 PM (hPYyx)

601 I dunno' - in Star Trek, you've got to be an officer to steer the boat.
Not how it's done anywhere else, but maybe steering the boat is really
complicated in 3D.


"Traveling through space ain't like dustin' crops, boy..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:11 PM (HaL55)

602 Ace, you are doing God's work exposing these liberal grifters employed to police the conversation on the right. They do not realize that the times have passed them by. The zeitgeist has changed. They do not stand atop history, saying stop. *They* are history.
Posted by: H von Dach


Good comment to round out 600.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:11 PM (M0u+N)

603 Some of these products are called beers but they all come in under a hundred calories and a carb or two.

Less alcohol, same price as beer.

Meh, they can pour that stuff back in the horse.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:07 PM (HaL55)

I can't remember the name off hand but there was a vodka that came out that was advertised as lo cal. No crap, it was around 60 proof I believe. Throw in enough water and the drink has few calories. Same thing with Soju. A lot of younguns got excited to hear soju was lo cal. No crap, half the alcohol will do that.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 09:12 PM (n13/j)

604 Trump ought to go all Kirk on Nancy Pelosi, "Nancy we played the game your way, ready for a rematch? Nancy I'm laughing at the superior politician."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 09:12 PM (ahnZf)

605 Vodka under 80 proof is worthless.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:13 PM (M0u+N)

606 Their was 1 former Star Trek guest star that did some Porn

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 09:15 PM (dKiJG)

607 Trump Wine makes a good gift my brother got me some and it just came the other day

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 09:16 PM (dKiJG)

608


Sulu was eventually promoted and made Rear Admiral on the USS Bathhouse. He boldly minced where a lot men had been before

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 09:16 PM (GisMq)

609 Their was 1 former Star Trek guest star that did some Porn

Yeoman Al.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:16 PM (M0u+N)

610 "Traveling through space ain't like dustin' crops, boy..."

Maybe. That's always made me think, too. I call bullshit on Warp Speed.

You can't calculate space dust, micro-particles, and all the other shit that would go through the boat like shit through a goose at those speeds. It implied the ability to project a "force field". And I call bullshit on that.

I think we're at impulse and no better. And I'm betting the junior enlisted can steer the boat at those speeds.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:17 PM (ZLqkY)

611 indeed. arches are horrible places to take a nap.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2019 12:51 PM (sGtp+)

All the tweets and twats are too complicated to follow. Can't we just shoot them all?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 09:17 PM (/sgva)

612 I can't remember the name off hand but there was a vodka that came out
that was advertised as lo cal. No crap, it was around 60 proof I
believe. Throw in enough water and the drink has few calories. Same
thing with Soju. A lot of younguns got excited to hear soju was lo cal.
No crap, half the alcohol will do that.


Funny how when your customers are dumbed down, you can sell them anything.

Chemistry: how does it work?
Hint - don't ax a recent kollidge gradiate, cause he don't know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:17 PM (HaL55)

613 Vodka under 80 proof is worthless.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:13 PM (M0u+N)

is there such a thing ? vodka with less than 40% alcohol ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)

614 Fake vodka. Probably English made....

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)

615 is there such a thing ? vodka with less than 40% alcohol ?
Posted by: runner


I;m just sayin...that's the lower limit of effectiveness.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:19 PM (M0u+N)

616 Vodka under 80 proof is worthless.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:13 PM (M0u+N)
is there such a thing ? vodka with less than 40% alcohol ?
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)


Please no math while I'm drinking!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:19 PM (BiNEL)

617 Starship steering would be computer automated traveling and manned in combat.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 09:20 PM (l3+k2)

618 Don't you think in the future they would have a cure for being gay or a test so the parents could abort it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 09:21 PM (dKiJG)

619 Meet the inaugural class of "Adam Schiff 'Republicans' ":
Jonah Goldberg, Matt K. Lewis, Bill Kristol, Charlie 3-Wives Sykes, Steve Hayes, Jonathan Last, Andrew Egger, David Frum, and Adam Schiff 'Republicans' Class President and Drag Queen Fan, Mx. David French

I think Matt Drudge deserves an Honorable Mention..

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 10, 2019 09:22 PM (FBrfY)

620 Their was 1 former Star Trek guest star that did some Porn


===

Just one ? hard to believe

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)

621
Sara A. Carter @SaraCarterDC
2m
AG William Barr says the @FBI falsified documents to continue its surveillance of President Donald Trump and his associates after winning the 2016 election

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 09:23 PM (vh9cH)

622 David has a fitting last name. Middle name Vichy?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 09:23 PM (xUvz+)

623 As a child, the mean kids called me salacious and unverified.

Posted by: Davey French at December 10, 2019 09:24 PM (EgshT)

624 You can't calculate space dust, micro-particles, and all the other shit
that would go through the boat like shit through a goose at those
speeds. It implied the ability to project a "force field". And I call
bullshit on that.


Yeah, you have to suspend your disbelief.


IIRC, the beginning of the movie Pitch Black showed what would happen if a spacecraft ran through a micrometeor storm. It wasn't pretty for a couple of the crew.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:25 PM (HaL55)

625 is there such a thing ? vodka with less than 40% alcohol ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)

The vodka I was think of is called Little Black Dress. I think it comes it as 32 percent, or thereabouts. I miss Smirnoff 100 proof. Eighty seems the standard for Rum, Scotch, and Vodka. If they give you more, they will charge for it. At least a lot of bourbons are giving you around 45 percent. It does make a difference.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 09:25 PM (n13/j)

626 Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at December 10, 2019 09:26 PM (EgshT)

627 check that, Stoly 100 is the one I don't see around as much these days.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 09:26 PM (n13/j)

628 Don't you think in the future they would have a cure for being gay or a test so the parents could abort it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 09:21 PM (dKiJG)


Is that an honest question ?

When we break the barrier and start moving off this rock, the notion of killing viable children will stop.

A lot of what we're seeing now - I'm not fucking around here - is because we don't have any more frontiers. We are watching, in real time, the friction between those that wake up every morning to control the status quo and those that want to move beyond it.

You need both types. But you also need a place where the wilder bunch can go.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:27 PM (ZLqkY)

629 Micrometers at any speed - the Devil's own buckshot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2019 09:27 PM (ahnZf)

630 Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at December 10, 2019 09:26 PM (EgshT)


Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)

631 Seems everybody is making vodka these days.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)

632 Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)

Like dry docking !

Posted by: Shep at December 10, 2019 09:29 PM (G0in+)

633 I mean, Texas makes vodka.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

634 Found a qt. ceramic jug (empty of course) 86 proof. Bottom says George Dickel Ceramic Jug, Number 1 of A Series 1976. It's been in the kitchen, above the stove since it was emptied, I'm sure. I have it on the mantel now. Even has the cork with the seal still attached.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 09:30 PM (O/X1S)

635 Tide Pods are great in a Keurig!!!

You kid, but that will happen.
Posted by: runner


That's not how they're meant to be cleaned?

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2019 09:32 PM (P1f+c)

636 I mean, Texas makes vodka.
Posted by: runner
----
One of the hottest brands right now is Tito's and Deep Eddy is pretty popular too.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2019 09:32 PM (UUBmN)

637 Pierce Bush, son of Neil Bush. I'm surprised Neil had any sons who were legitimate and not half-Thai.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 07:20 PM (ykYG2)

When you finally do pierce the bush, what do you find? A pussy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 09:33 PM (/sgva)

638 One of the hottest brands right now is Tito's and Deep Eddy is pretty popular too.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2019 09:32 PM (UUBmN)


xactly. Toto's. it is everywhere.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

639 Unplug the blog...watt 10 seconds, plug blog back up..

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 10, 2019 09:34 PM (jKBVK)

640 I mean, Texas makes vodka.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

I hear ya. Microdistilleries are popping up everywhere. Austin has Tito's, Deep Eddy and likely several others at this point. Tito's and Deep Eddy are not micro at all though.

I think this all started when the French started making vodka out of grapes. At that point, people decided why not us?
Many still associate vodka with potatoes but potato vodka is really the exception.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2019 09:34 PM (n13/j)

641 Superb work on short notice, Ace. Thank you.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2019 09:34 PM (Pqytn)

642 For a dude that made his own stills - that Tito sure makes a ton of vodka.
You don't think he lied about that first part, do ya' ?

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:34 PM (ZLqkY)

643 Those kids, they would box me about my ears unmercifully.

Posted by: Davey French at December 10, 2019 09:35 PM (EgshT)

644 stay out da Bushes


#blindsquirrel

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 09:35 PM (1vWDB)

645 You need both types. But you also need a place where the wilder bunch can go.
Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:27 PM (ZLqkY)

I want to be with the wilder bunch.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

646 drat ! Tito's

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (zr5Kq)

647 Howdy roonz and roonettez! What a day, went to the doc for my annual checkup and found I am herniated, yay me, and then I went and bought a Jeep. Everyone I've talked to about it tells me a crack habit would be cheaper. I tell them "ya ain't gotta tell me, I'm a model railroader."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (ZXnzo)

648 The virulently anti-Trump Portland paper has yet to run a single article on the IG report.

I guess the memo has gone out to downplay it, rather than trumpet it as evidence of a Democratic victory.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (I2/tG)

649 Did you really need to go past "Schiff Memo Undermines" or even "Schiff Memo"...?

This guy is so thoroughly discredited and mendacious, it's hard to believe a conservative could use him as corroboration of anything.

Posted by: Lex at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (MXDkE)

650 Is that an honest question ?

When we break the barrier and start moving off this rock, the notion of killing viable children will stop.

A
lot of what we're seeing now - I'm not fucking around here - is because
we don't have any more frontiers. We are watching, in real time, the
friction between those that wake up every morning to control the status
quo and those that want to move beyond it.

You need both types. But you also need a place where the wilder bunch can go.


What do you think will happen if a "gay gene" is discovered?

And no, we don't need both types. Countless studies have concluded there is only one way to raise healthy, intelligent, emotionally mature children and that is the traditional nuclear family. Sexual perversions that don't promote the propagation of the species will not be allowed if we are to ever expand our presence beyond Earth, nor should it ever even be considered.
The friction today is between those who recognize this timeless, simple truth and those who don't. Those who don't recognize it want to tear down society and many readily admit it. Search for "My Sister Kate."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (HaL55)

651 Nood

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:37 PM (ECrgQ)

652 You need both types. But you also need a place where the wilder bunch can go.

Alpha Centauri?

Yes, please!

Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 09:38 PM (1vWDB)

653 620
Their was 1 former Star Trek guest star that did some Porn


Angelique Pettyjohn.
The episode she was in was on MeTV last Saturday.

Gamesters of Triskelion


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (ufFY8)

654 Patterico is upset the democrats didn't use the Mueller Report's non obstruction of justice as an article of impeachment. I think his number of blog catamites is under 10 because he recently gave an amnesty to a couple of sane people he'd run off.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Patterico?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (ZCiJZ)

655 Hi all...

Just wanted to let y'all know I made a $250.00 donation to Toys for Tots from Rickl's meal acct.

I did that amount because that's what I told you I was going to do BUT...someone made a $200 donation last month. So there's a $270.00 balance left.

Any suggestions on where/what to spend that on? I could contact Linda and see if she wants it to go to the shelter that's taking Reggie. Or if anyone has any other ideas, I'm open to suggestions.
Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

What became of the kitty?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (/sgva)

656 What do you think will happen if a "gay gene" is discovered ?

Honest answer - some will cultivate it. Others will kill it. Most will let it ride - because they won't care when they see that picture on the screen and relate it to a baby in their arms.

Can't see getting to a point where that child is killed because it won't reproduce - because it can always work and benefit the State without leaving a legacy. The perfect Citizen, in some respects, depending on who you ask.

But if we do get to that point - then the State has truly won, and we all just eat and work and fuck and die not for our own best interests, but rather for the collective. I don't like queers, and I will not associate with them. But I don't like Authority calling balls and strikes based upon a gene that might indicate their worth to the State either.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (ZLqkY)

657 One imagines President Trump vetoing some bill or another, and the Democrats engaging in an impeachment for 'Obstruction of Congress'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)

658 According to TMZ, the "Star Trek"
actor, 88,filed paperwork against his wife, 61, calling for an end to
their marriage. The outlet saidthat a separation will likely be a
pretty easy process for them, as they entered into their marriage in
2001 with a prenup.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (GisMq)

Is she hot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 09:51 PM (/sgva)

659 Tami - A decision well made.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 09:55 PM (xSo9G)

660 The fake conservative hacks peddling their pro-moonbat nonsense might not have known that their claims against Nunes were lies - I mean, really truly known, first hand - but they sure as fuck know who they're taking money from.

I don't see any sort of future at this point that would be a good outcome for these people. If the moonbats win, they're going to toss their hacks under the bus (or in the ovens, even). If they lose, these idiots will need to go into exile.

Everyone making nice after a conflict is a relatively modern luxury that only really works with wars between states. This is going to get ugly.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (67XdO)

661 What do you think will happen if a "gay gene" is discovered ?

Honest
answer - some will cultivate it. Others will kill it. Most will let it
ride - because they won't care when they see that picture on the screen
and relate it to a baby in their arms.

Can't see getting to a
point where that child is killed because it won't reproduce - because it
can always work and benefit the State without leaving a legacy. The
perfect Citizen, in some respects, depending on who you ask.

But
if we do get to that point - then the State has truly won, and we all
just eat and work and fuck and die not for our own best interests, but
rather for the collective. I don't like queers, and I will not associate
with them. But I don't like Authority calling balls and strikes based
upon a gene that might indicate their worth to the State either.


Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (ZLqkY)

There is no genetic basis for homosexuality. Mostly it seems to be a reaction to abuse. Either way, it is a choice of how to behave.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (imSgd)

662 There is no genetic basis for homosexuality. Mostly
it seems to be a reaction to abuse. Either way, it is a choice of how to
behave.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (imSgd)


Maybe. And even if there's a genetic predisposition to it, it doesn't mean you have to go with it. Anymore than I have to open this next Busch Lite - although I will.

But - and again, I do not like queers. I don't like how they act, I don't like how they vote. However - if two dudes decide to play hide the salami in their own homes, and they pay their taxes and leave my property alone - I have no shits to give.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (ZLqkY)

663 The New York Fucking Times has a plethora of fake/lying stories

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (X5CsJ)

664 But - and again, I do not like queers. I don't like
how they act, I don't like how they vote. However - if two dudes decide
to play hide the salami in their own homes, and they pay their taxes and
leave my property alone - I have no shits to give.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (ZLqkY)

When have they ever done that?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 10:21 PM (imSgd)

665 When have they ever done that?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 10:21 PM (imSgd)


I assume every time we saw a cat cutting hair, or picking colors, or the friggin' Property Brothers.

Red - what you're talking about it pre-crime. And look - I'm down with it, when it comes to Islam. They shouldn't be here.

But queer ? No - queer is not reason enough to abort a child, or deny their right to property, or herd them to a camp. This is the problem with getting serious about things - you've always got fuckers that are extremely unserious.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (ZLqkY)

666 I assume every time we saw a cat cutting hair, or picking colors, or the friggin' Property Brothers.

Red - what you're talking about it pre-crime. And look - I'm down with it, when it comes to Islam. They shouldn't be here.

But
queer ? No - queer is not reason enough to abort a child, or deny their
right to property, or herd them to a camp. This is the problem with
getting serious about things - you've always got fuckers that are
extremely unserious.


Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (ZLqkY)
NO reason is enough to abort a baby. I started this conversation by pointing out there is no "gay gene". If there were, progressives desperate to prove "born that way" would have found it.
Homosexuality is, however, bad for society. It is a disordered and, not coincidentally sinful, lifestyle and every society that has condoned it was on a downward trend to disintegration. Adopting a live and let live attitude is fine in theory but a) I can promise you that attitude is not shared by the homosexuals who march in Rainbow parades (wearing nothing but leather and chains) and insist they have the right to be married and be treated as heterosexual couples in every way (including in adoption) and b) that attitude when writ large on public policy leads to the aforementioned disintegration.


Being homosexual is enough to deny them marriage (or at least marriage to someone of their same sex) just as being first cousins or already being married to someone else is. It is also enough to not allow children to be adopted or IVFed into a disordered lifestyle that leaves them either without a mother or a father and leads to much worse outcomes for those children. Children should not be left in the care of adults that drag them to rainbow parades where naked men are cavorting at the age of 5. Yet Neil Patrick Harris and his partner do exactly that.

And the property Brothers are both straight. One is married to an oriental chick and the other is dating a woman.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (imSgd)

667 Excuse me, I got one thing wrong. Neil Patrick Harris's twins, who will never know their mother's love, are 8 and 1/2.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 11:44 PM (imSgd)

668 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2019 01:03 AM (Dh1wo)

669 Same with running the radio - can't have enlisted doing that shit, at least on the Enterprise.

Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 09:08 PM (ZLqkY)

The original concept for Star Fleet was kind of like the NOAA Corps- all commissioned officers.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2019 01:10 AM (qyH+l)

LOL: Battleground/Red State Democrats Begging and Whining for Censure Option, So They Can Avoid Voting on Impeachment and Avoid Being Sent Packing

Bear in mind, these Democrats are hurt even if they vote against impeachment. If they vote against it, they keep moderates on their side, but they lose a big chunk of their super-woke leftist base.

Any impeachment vote hurts them, whether it passes or fails, whether they vote yea or nay.

A group of House Democrats are reportedly considering censuring President Donald Trump instead of impeaching him.

A group of about 10 Democratic members of Congress, including New Jersey Rep. Josh Gottheimer, Oregon Rep. Kurt Schrader, New York Rep. Anthony Brindisi, and Utah Rep. Ben McAdams, are all reportedly open to a censure resolution of Trump instead of moving forward with impeachment, according to Politico.

"I think it's certainly appropriate and might be a little more bipartisan, who knows," Schrader told Politico on Tuesday when asked about a possible censure, adding "Time's slipping by."

"Right now, there's no other options. This is another option," another Democratic member of Congress told Politico.

As reported yesterday, impeachment is pushing Trump up, and Biden and the rest of the Democrat field down, in must-flip former Democrat strongholds Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

As House Democrats continue to increase the pressure in their impeachment inquiry of President Trump, his numbers are rising in battleground states where he’s now ahead of the top polling Democrats in the 2020 field.

Mr. Trump saw a more than a four-point boost in his numbers when compared to the Democratic frontrunner former Vice President Joe Biden in the state of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania, according to polling done last week by Firehouse Strategies compared to its prior polling earlier this year.

In March Mr. Trump was down 12 points compared to Mr. Biden in Wisconsin, seven points in Pennsylvania and nearly tied in Michigan. But since the impeachment inquiry has been carrying on, Mr. Trump now leads Mr. Biden by nine points in Wisconsin, five points in Michigan and four points in Pennsylvania.

Opposition to impeachment rose higher than 50% for the first time since Pelosi announced the impeachment inquiry in the Quinnippiac poll.

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1 TLR

Posted by: jayhawkone at December 10, 2019 05:56 PM (ZD+J8)

2 and first!

Posted by: jayhawkone at December 10, 2019 05:57 PM (ZD+J8)

3 others have been called

Posted by: jayhawkone at December 10, 2019 05:57 PM (ZD+J8)

4 top 4??

Posted by: jayhawkone at December 10, 2019 05:58 PM (ZD+J8)

5 F' em

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 05:58 PM (6XlcD)

6 Sorry people, the impeachment train has left the station and you are all onboard no matter what you wanted.


You do have one option though, you can vote no.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2019 05:58 PM (JUOKG)

7 Be nice to see Pelosi lose her Gavel, again.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 05:59 PM (+jFQz)

8
"I think it's certainly appropriate and might be a little more bipartisan, who knows," Schrader told Politico

Don't cackle too soon; this jerkoff might be on to something.

The Republican Cucks would love to compromise with the Democrats on this.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 05:59 PM (57dQ0)

9 lolgf

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:59 PM (1CjJc)

10 I sure do like 'em peaches.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at December 10, 2019 05:59 PM (EgshT)

11 Decimated.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bonafide pirate. at December 10, 2019 06:00 PM (Vy7tf)

12
As a Catholic, I will settle for censure. Jasper Christ teaches us to forgive.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2019 06:00 PM (M9ntN)

13 Decimated.1

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bonafide pirate. at December 10, 2019 06:00 PM (Vy7tf)

14 Romney will be heart broken if the House Fails to Impeach.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 06:00 PM (+jFQz)

15 Quite a little quandry they've gotten themselves into.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 06:00 PM (dUJdY)

16 >>As reported yesterday, impeachment is pushing Trump up, and Biden and the rest of the Democrat field down

You forgot "unexpectedly".

Yea, that Nancy is a political savant alright.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)

17 "In March Mr. Trump was down 12 points compared to Mr. Biden in Wisconsin, seven points in Pennsylvania and nearly tied in Michigan."

Has Mr. Trump notified President Trump?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (t+qrx)

18 Sid someone say it's time for ensure?

Posted by: Creepy old guy Joe at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (Vy7tf)

19 And the GOP senate has promised 6-8 weeks for the trial with promises to call zero controversial witnesses. The GOPe is only winning when failing.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (iLaBB)

20 Posted by: jayhawkone at December 10, 2019 05:56 PM (ZD+J

The emoticon really adds effect.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (tVQUs)

21 No, we said CENSORED, not Censured!

Posted by: Duh Dems... at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (NgKpN)

22 Censure seems to be Pelosi's last, best hope. If the impeachment shit show gets to the Senate, Trump's defense counsel will destroy the Dems.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (iDTvw)

23 7 Be nice to see Pelosi lose her Gavel, again.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 05:59 PM (+jFQz)


Be even nicer to see her lose her position of power completely. Which you get rid of enough fake moderate Dems and that might happen. God could you imagine if the Democrat leadership base switches to more of the socialist squad twits?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (CLxlH)

24 >>Yea, that Nancy is a political savant alright.


She cut her own throat before she even saw it coming.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (+jFQz)

25 Impeachment theater was too boring and to long for the masses to pay attention.
And take note the bribery charge vanished in thin air, they were not going to drag Crazy Uncle Joe into this.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)

26
Cocksucker McConnell wants to allow the Democrats to repeat their Show Trial in the Senate, and then have a 51-49 vote to acquit.

And he'll think he did good.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (57dQ0)

27 You hear that? That's the sounds of millions of NPCs suddenly crying out in terror and suddenly silenced.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (1CjJc)

28 Imagine how stupid these leftist retards will look after a senate trial. Trump gets to reveal all Biden's graft.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (nRWPy)

29 Squirm, you leftist shitweasels, SQUIRM!!

Posted by: Sooner at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (k4rYC)

30 Trump should drag the Senate trial out till just one month before election just to keep it fresh in people's minds.

That said I hope he goes nuclear. This shit was to frighten any would be GOP candidate after Trump to toe the uniparty/deep state line, which I want to be overridden by the fear of what happens when you strike at the king and miss.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (+dsLj)

31 It had crossed my mind that maybe they would vote with Nancy letting them 'vote their conscience' aka their political lives and that it would narrowly lose, however I think Nancy believes she has the votes and it will hurt Trump politically.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (r+sAi)

32 >>No, we said CENSORED, not Censured!


I think she said Dentured?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 06:03 PM (+jFQz)

33 She cut her own throat before she even saw it coming.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (+jFQz)


C.M.O.T. Pelosi?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 06:03 PM (iDTvw)

34 19 And the GOP senate has promised 6-8 weeks for the trial with promises to call zero controversial witnesses. The GOPe is only winning when failing.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (iLaBB)

Wait, so the Jury gets to decide what witnesses the Defense can call?

Posted by: Duh Dems... at December 10, 2019 06:03 PM (NgKpN)

35 Pelosi has to have a floor vote for the crazies

the mods can vote no

Pelosi wont whip the vote

she hopes it fails and then they will censure

she trying to pull a jeep through her bunghole

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:03 PM (rpxSz)

36 Battleground/Red State Democrats, you're on your own. I didn't get here by not covering my ass in Leftism. I dance with the Party that brought me.

Posted by: Nancy of the World of Hate at December 10, 2019 06:03 PM (6eEQ+)

37 "I thought it was about time I share my holiday gift list -- a few practical items, all $10 or less.

The best one? Health care for you or somebody you care about. The deadline to sign up is December 15. Go to http://HealthCare.gov and get covered."

Posted by: @BarackObama at December 10, 2019 06:04 PM (JHvQQ)

38 These Trump district dems are in a no-win situation. Voters know a dem majority means more assholery, so they won't take the risk.

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2019 06:04 PM (ttpW1)

39 That last jobs report must have scared the hell out of these fuckwits. Impeach the creator of the best economy any of them have ever seen.

March on lemmings.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2019 06:05 PM (fcf/y)

40 >>> Opposition to impeachment rose higher than 50% for the first time since Pelosi announced the impeachment inquiry in the Quinnippiac poll.

In a quinnie poll at that? But they study group tested everything.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 10, 2019 06:05 PM (TFV0D)

41 Every Democrat in Congress needs to be voted out and replaced with a MAGA/KAG Republican. If that doesn't happen, it'll be nothing but more of their fake bullshit impeachments for the rest of our natural lives, which is keeping us from solving problems the Dems are causing, like open borders. How many more innocent Americans need to die at the hands of illegals before this gets stopped?


Wake the fuck up, LIV's. President Trump hasn't committed any crimes and certainly hasn't done anything worth all this bullshit from the Dems. Vote them all out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

42 Buttgig got LESS votes in his second mayoral election than he did in his first. His replacement who had NO name recognition got the same number of votes as Buttgig. 9,000 votes, in a city of 100,000.

A 15% total turnout. The R candidate pulled 5,000 votes. How the hell can a candidate not be able to convince 10,000 people to vote for him, and not be able to get them to the polls?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (Vy7tf)

43 Jim Jordan was talking about this on Hannity.

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (ttpW1)

44 They don't have the nads . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (14URa)

45 The Republican Cucks would love to compromise with the Democrats on this.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 05:59 PM (57dQ0)


Without a doubt.

And they would get prime fucking time on cable and MFM network to preen their sagacity and gravitas.

The whole fucking GOP/DNC/MFM complex needs to be put up against a wall.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (Ki5SV)

46 So lessee .. Congress had long managed to garner an approval rating on par somewhere with anal herpes. Thanks to the leftist twatwaffles, the consensus now seems to be "Nuking It From Orbit Just To Be Sure" is starting to gain real traction, and that's with hardcore Democrats.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (D2xaQ)

47 Whatever they do it's DOA in the senate anyway. At least it should be. The only good part would be calling Bug Eyes McBalloon Head on the stand. But other than the entertainment value. A waste of time. The dems are fucked. The moderate ones in Trump areas will commit political suicide doing it. The others are safe politically and they are the ones in power. They have to say to the batshit constituents how much they tried. What they picked today for articles was telling! It was the weakest sauce ever made. These people are a joke. And they've made impeachment a joke.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (r7Fvf)

48 The House cannot censure the President. I mean they can pass a resolution calling him a big doodyhead but it means nothing. If they do that, the President should issue an Executive Order "censuring" very member of congress who has taken part in this farce.

Posted by: red at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (ERkyq)

49 Wehn these idiots bring up government Transparency during these Press Conferences, why hasn't a single reporter asked about the Congressional Slush Fund for Sexual Miconduct Cases?

Feed them some fucking Crow.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (+jFQz)

50 38 These Trump district dems are in a no-win situation. Voters know a dem majority means more assholery, so they won't take the risk.
Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2019 06:04 PM (ttpW1)

GOP needs a series of National Ads, highlighting all the stuff the House did NOT get done.

You know, like spending bills? Immigration reform? Infrastructure? Defense Bills? MSCA?

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (NgKpN)

51 Could we get some Ukrainians to testify that Ukraine interfered for Hillary in the 2016 election? Because that would be fun.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (nRWPy)

52 Strangely all this reminds me of the reelection of Bush the younger.

Wait stop laughing hear me out.

In 2004 we had a non stop Boosh Evil McChimpface news cycle and a tone deaf unhinged Democrat Party that went so hard left they managed to lose to W.

This time around I think we have a better slightly candidate

Posted by: Big V at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (B06Zw)

53 22 Censure seems to be Pelosi's last, best hope. If the impeachment shit show gets to the Senate, Trump's defense counsel will destroy the Dems.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 06:01 PM (iDTvw)


The dems will keep delaying the vote. If this should by any chance go to the senate, they know they lose all control over the narrative. It's not going to happen.

Posted by: Sooner at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (k4rYC)

54 Willowed: My fear on impeachment is, there are not 51 senators who aren't dirty.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (LOq4H)

55 Democrat leadership base switches to more of the socialist squad twits?
Posted by: Buzzion ..

Yikes!

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (0js53)

56 >>Jim Jordan was talking about this on Hannity.


Jim Jordan is an Ass Slapper from way back.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (+jFQz)

57 Remember Sloppy Choppers took the speaker position and said one more time and that was it if she got it.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

58 Some rat. ..guess we'll find out

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (0js53)

59 Please win the popular vote! Please, oh please! I hope all the blue state conservatives will come out of the woodwork in their liberal hell holes and vote for the golden scalp weasel. It would be a huge fucking mandate. A big fuck you to the libs and the deep staters.

Posted by: Max Power at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (q177U)

60 Once more unto impeach, dear friends, once more;
or close up the wall with your Democrat dead.

Posted by: Nancy V at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (ldmQR)

61 Buttplug should take Nadler for his VP

just for the bumper comedy alone

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (rpxSz)

62 This is not who I am. Wait, who am I?

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (EgshT)

63 This was predicted.

Posted by: freaked, prophet at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (Tnijr)

64 >>Could we get some Ukrainians to testify that Ukraine interfered for Hillary in the 2016 election? Because that would be fun.

According to Rudy, yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

65 At this point, I'm all for the full-on trial in the Senate.

I'm asking y'all though, for your Nominees, of who should be Trump's Lead Attorney in said trial, and who all else should comprise the rest of his team.

At best though, Rudy should be "of counsel" to the team, and not on the active list of "arguing" attorneys.

Who is THE Pit Bull to savage the Dem opposition in this?

Any room for a Mark Levin on the team?

I'm off to work for the next few hours, so I'll hang up and tune-in for y'all's replies.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2019 06:09 PM (QzJWU)

66 The thing is I don't trust the senate, no there will be no conviction, however, I have no doubt they will allow more Trump bashing and no Biden bashing. And they will pretend the charges have merit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 06:09 PM (r+sAi)

67 Some rat. ..guess we'll find out

Posted by: willow


True. *starts braiding rope*

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 06:09 PM (LOq4H)

68 A group of House Democrats are reportedly considering censuring President Donald Trump instead of impeaching him.

Again I ask, "Why?" What law has President Trump broken? And I expect an answer that has a statute number after it and solid proof he did it, not some mealy-mouthed, half-assed accusation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 06:09 PM (HaL55)

69 Wait, so the Jury gets to decide what witnesses the Defense can call?





Posted by: Duh Dems... at December 10, 2019 06:03 PM (NgKpN)


The entire Senate votes on the rules of the trial. Without 51 votes the Bidens won't testify.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (CQ3Qb)

70 Garrett. I imagine everyone should send that chick videos of sports players all slapping their pals.. Maybe she would look at her 'loss of power ..differently

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (0js53)

71 Ace that eager about the Jersey City mass murder
Drudge is reporting that it occurred at a Kosher supermarket
My bet is that they were right wing white nationalists

Posted by: Kurt at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (fu5Wk)

72 According to Rudy, yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

He was promising some Ukraine stuff. Did he release?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (1CjJc)

73 #64 look for Killary to off some Ukrainian talkers.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (hSXql)

74 That said I hope he goes nuclear. This shit was to frighten any would be GOP candidate after Trump to toe the uniparty/deep state line, which I want to be overridden by the fear of what happens when you strike at the king and miss.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:02 PM (+dsLj)


Yeah, I'm going to be that guy.

Trump had one chance to go nuclear - January 20, 2016. The moment his hand came off the Bible, he should have had Scankles dragged off in chains. But he decided to go by the rules and make a mockery of "Lock her up." So here we are, three years later, and a majority of us are convinced that the worst that will happen is that some no-name schmoe out of a field office in East Sodomy, AK, will get a stern finger-wagging and a letter of reprimand.

Yeah, I'm in a foul mood. **shrugs** No need to read my comments if you don't want to. I either vent here or drink myself into a coma.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (Ki5SV)

75 In 2004 we had a non stop Boosh Evil McChimpface news cycle and a tone deaf unhinged Democrat Party that went so hard left they managed to lose to W.

*********************

Lol, it was telling that even with the afterglow of 9/11 patriotism still on people's minds Bush still almost lost to Lurch's twin brother.

Then we got McCain and Romney as our subsequent choices. Not merely RINOs, THE WORST POSSIBLE FUCKING SELLOUT RINOs the GOP could give us.

We need a new party. A Trumpican party, classy and luxurious, believe me.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (+dsLj)

76 Jeff Van Drew NJ 2nd has gone silent after being very vocal opposed to impeachment.

If I were a skeptic Id be guessing he got the 'STFU' phone call from Pelosi's office.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (WQZ1O)

77 67 Some rat. ..guess we'll find out

Posted by: willow


* unlocks minx cage *

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (rpxSz)

78 Anyone have the approval rating for the House of Reps? I see some online for the whole Congress, but not just for the House.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:11 PM (NgKpN)

79 (more accurately...)

Once more unto impeach, dear friends, once more;
and close up the wall with your Democrat dead.

Posted by: Donny V at December 10, 2019 06:11 PM (ldmQR)

80 Wouldn't Trump take a censure as an award and go politicking with it?
Yes, yes he would other Moron.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2019 06:11 PM (FhXTo)

81 As a Catholic, I will settle for censure. Jasper Christ teaches us to forgive.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2019 06:00 PM (M9ntN)



And as Jasper once said unto the Trilobites:

"My kingdom is not of this here world.

If it were, I'd have my own double-wide and a double -barrel shotgun and then them Jews couldn't arrest me, I'll tell you what .

But now my kingdom is from another place...near Possum Nest Arkansas.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2019 06:11 PM (9X624)

82 Censure... FOR WHAT?
Being a big meanie?
We hereby censure Big Meanie Trump for being a Big Meanie.
All in favor vote "Arf".

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

83 "I think it's certainly appropriate and might be a little more bipartisan, who knows," Schrader told Politico



Don't cackle too soon; this jerkoff might be on to something.



The Republican Cucks would love to compromise with the Democrats on this.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 05:59 PM

---

If that was going to happen we would have seen those republicans vote for impeachment hearings already and not a single one did.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2019 06:11 PM (JUOKG)

84 ZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at December 10, 2019 06:12 PM (K4I9O)

85 A group of House Democrats are reportedly considering censuring President Donald Trump instead of impeaching him.

Again I ask, "Why?" What law has President Trump broken? And I expect an answer that has a statute number after it and solid proof he did it, not some mealy-mouthed, half-assed accusation.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Patience grasshopper.
Criminal referrals.

LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 06:12 PM (BN/jk)

86 Please win the popular vote! Please, oh please! I hope all the blue state conservatives will come out of the woodwork in their liberal hell holes and vote for the golden scalp weasel. It would be a huge fucking mandate. A big fuck you to the libs and the deep staters.
Posted by: Max Power at December 10, 2019 06:08 PM (q177U)


I want Trump to lose the popular vote states but win the national PV - which compels their electors to cast their votes for him - and I want him to thank the voters in those states, and the NPC dems who pushed it, in his reelection speech.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

87 76 Jeff Van Drew NJ 2nd has gone silent after being very vocal opposed to impeachment.

If I were a skeptic Id be guessing he got the 'STFU' phone call from Pelosi's office.
Posted by: BluesFish at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (WQZ1O)

I think not

Pelosi wants this to fail

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:12 PM (rpxSz)

88 I think Trump could win the popular vote as it currently stands. He has made big inroads into certain dem constituencies. And the dem candidate is certain to be a loon at this point. But CA and NY can really run up the score, so its a tough nut to crack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

89 Mollie Hemingway on Bret Baier's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

90 Wait, so the Jury gets to decide what witnesses the Defense can call?


I'm pretty sure the GOPe will reach across the aisle and agree to a Jury of individuals vetted by the DNC and George Soros.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (bFkYZ)

91 76. His county demonrat machine has threatened to primary him.

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (ttpW1)

92 Washington D.C. you're Fired.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (jKBVK)

93 Trump had one chance to go nuclear - January 20, 2016. The moment his hand came off the Bible, he should have had Scankles dragged off in chains.

*************

I don't think that was his only chance, but yeah he should have started day one and fired 99% of the federal fucking bureaucracy. It would have been better go to rudderless than see this shit.

But I don't think even Trump understood just how deep the rabbit hole was.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (+dsLj)

94 Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train it won't stop going
No way to slow down

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (M+Lyo)

95 71 Ace that eager about the Jersey City mass murder
Drudge is reporting that it occurred at a Kosher supermarket
My bet is that they were right wing white nationalists

You'd be wrong... Two AA underagers and 1 Black male who got away... Looks like they were confronted at a cemetery for a murder and shot the cop and preceded to deli where either they or the cops killed 3 people during shoot out... The two perps were also killed

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (6XlcD)

96 Mollie Hemingway on Bret Baier's show.

She's great

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (6XlcD)

97 Is this where the standard issue squish "Conservative" Republicans accept the leftist premise and deign to treat the premise of Democrat fecal festival as valid? Roll over and apologize for something the prezdent isn't guilty of?

Remember Sen. Grassley intoning about "Whistleblowers"? Jeeze Louise that is tone deaf.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (D2xaQ)

98 >>He was promising some Ukraine stuff. Did he release?

He's been releasing stuff in dribs and drabs. His latest claim is that he has evidence that Amb Yovanovitch lied in her testimony to Congress about giving the head prosecutor in Ukraine a list of people he could not prosecute.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

99 69 Wait, so the Jury gets to decide what witnesses the Defense can call?





Posted by: Duh Dems... at December 10, 2019 06:03 PM (NgKpN)


The entire Senate votes on the rules of the trial. Without 51 votes the Bidens won't testify.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (CQ3Qb)

That makes no sense at all.

So if a majority wanted to convict, they could just put up a rule that the President can't call any witnesses?

Kind of like, oh, shit, the HOUSE just did?

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (NgKpN)

100 BackwardsBoy: "Again I ask, 'Why?' What law has President Trump broken?..."

As we all know, this was never about law. It was about feelz that could be sold to illegitimately reclaim power that was intentionally removed from them. Law has nothing to do with this; never did and, looking to our future, never will.

Which sucks donkey balls because we used to be a serious nation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (6eEQ+)

101 Mollie is seated next to Steve Hayes.


Hayes just agreed with a point Mollie made.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

102 Ah, Kurt is here to assist with my enema.

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (EgshT)

103 I'm pretty sure the GOPe will reach across the aisle and agree to a Jury of individuals vetted by the DNC and George Soros.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (bFkYZ)

That's exactly what will happen. The Senate doesn't want anyone looking into their children's financial shenanigans and so far the media has complied.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (CQ3Qb)

104 You know what Americans don't like?

Bullies.

You know what Americans do like?

Fighters.

You know what Americans love?

Fighting back against bullies.

Most normal human beings are very capable of seeing that Trump hits back, not that he hits first.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (GbPPJ)

105 Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

Thanks. And still, thanks for keeping us informed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (1CjJc)

106 The entire Senate votes on the rules of the trial. Without 51 votes the Bidens won't testify.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (CQ3Qb)

I do not think that is the case but even if it is, the Rs will be hearing plenty from their constituents about due process and acting like Dems.

Posted by: red at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (ERkyq)

107 A group of House Democrats are reportedly considering censuring President Donald Trump instead of impeaching him.

Again I ask, "Why?" What law has President Trump broken? And I expect an answer that has a statute number after it and solid proof he did it, not some mealy-mouthed, half-assed accusation.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 06:09 PM

Every sane person knows there was no real crime. They are trying to save face with the loony factor. The hardcore batshit factor will settle for nothing less than Trump's head on a pike. They are going to be screaming at the sky harder than election night and even crazier when he gets elected again. Dipshits have fired all their bullets and there's an entire division coming at them. LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (r7Fvf)

108 >>>Whatever they do it's DOA in the senate anyway.

Why would Mitch give up an opportunity this big To delve into so much Democrat conspiracy.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (TFV0D)

109 Someone from Democrats House leadership stated that censure "is not an option".

So vote, you lying cowardly Demorats.

Posted by: Heacock Gypsy at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (MLLK4)

110 Heard this afternoon on the radio that McConnell said there will be no trial in the Senate before Christmas. He then went on to say that there will be no vote on he USMCA before 2020, because that vote will not take place before the Senate trial, it will only take place after.

So the Dems have an impeachment for nothing vote sitting on their laps, and they will go home and say we voted to impeach and now the Republicans are holding up the trade deal with Mexico and Canada that we had to go in and fix.

Meanwhile, the stupid Dems have managed to muck up the trade deal, which will now have to be voted on in the Senate for ratification. I can only imagine the garbage the House has put in this bill.
AND even if it manages to be ratified by all the players in the USA, it will have to go back to Mexico and Canada to be re ratified by them. The reporter on FBN said that Canada has had an election since the USMCA was passed previously, so they will have to start all over again on the ratification process.

The Dems are crowing like they just created this trade agreement, Trump had nothing to do with it, and just watch, when it doesn't end up in agreement with Canada and Mexico, suddenly the blame will be on Trump. Right before the election.

These people have zero interest in anything good for the country.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (I3OPu)

111 Please win the popular vote! Please, oh please! I hope all the blue state conservatives will come out of the woodwork in their liberal hell holes and vote for the golden scalp weasel. It would be a huge fucking mandate. A big fuck you to the libs and the deep staters.

*******************

I look forward to California handing their electors to Trump. The schadenfreudery would be epic.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (+dsLj)

112 The main thing for the Dems is to make PDT look as bad as possible, which would not be possible without the propagandists.

It occurs to me that we are dealing with illogical people in a logical way. That will never work. We need some kind of twisted non-euclidean logic to deal with these folks.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (Tnijr)

113 Trump rally gonna be lit AF.

Posted by: Ha at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (6A9Kg)

114 Ah, Kurt is here to assist with my enema.


Posted by: Mittens Rombley at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (EgshT)


When he's done with you, send him over to MSDNC. Brennan was just on F. Chuck Todd's show, and looked like he was in desperate need of one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

115 Bury them.

Posted by: jeff carter at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (c73GF)

116 So if a majority wanted to convict, they could just put up a rule that the President can't call any witnesses?



Kind of like, oh, shit, the HOUSE just did?

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (NgKpN)


For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted 100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others involved in foreign graft) to testify.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

117
I don't think that was his only chance, but yeah he should have started day one and fired 99% of the federal fucking bureaucracy. It would have been better go to rudderless than see this shit.

But I don't think even Trump understood just how deep the rabbit hole was.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (+dsLj)

Staff. He had no support.

If Barr had been AG instead of Sessions? we would be much further along.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

118 Strangely all this reminds me of the reelection of Bush the younger.

Wait stop laughing hear me out.

In 2004 we had a non stop Boosh Evil McChimpface news cycle and a tone deaf unhinged Democrat Party that went so hard left they managed to lose to W.

This time around I think we have a better slightly candidate
Posted by: Big V at December 10, 2019 06:07 PM (B06Zw)

The MSM is orders of magnitude weaker. Even with Big Tech's help rather than setting the conversation they are just trying to censor the real sources of news.

The Dems have less money, less union support, and are at war with each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (eoQWY)

119 Most normal human beings are very capable of seeing that Trump hits back, not that he hits first.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM

This! That's why I love him! He fights! I remember screaming at W Bush. All the vile shit said about him and he'd just nod etc. Used to drive me nuts. Fight man!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:17 PM (r7Fvf)

120 88 I think Trump could win the popular vote as it currently stands. He has made big inroads into certain dem constituencies. And the dem candidate is certain to be a loon at this point. But CA and NY can really run up the score, so its a tough nut to crack.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

If the polls reflect a fait accompli for a Trump win

then maybe

but they never will give him that

they know it would depress the lefty vote, esp in CA

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:17 PM (rpxSz)

121 All this stuff about battleground states is completely alien to me. Like reading about a different nation, culture, time and place. I live in one of those "solid blue" districts, so solid blue that even "normal" Democrats are laughed off the stage as ludicrously right-wing.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:17 PM (fK2gX)

122 But I don't think even Trump understood just how deep the rabbit hole was.
I sure the hell didn't and I thought it was pretty damn deep. One of the best things about Trump is the enlightening of the deep state.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

123 Census to dismiss and move on Mitch. Merry fucking Christmas.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 10, 2019 06:17 PM (BsCoj)

124 I don't think that was his only chance, but yeah he should have started day one and fired 99% of the federal fucking bureaucracy. It would have been better go to rudderless than see this shit.

But I don't think even Trump understood just how deep the rabbit hole was.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM (+dsLj)

Staff. He had no support.

If Barr had been AG instead of Sessions? we would be much further along.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

He was pinned down by the "insurance policy" Russiagate investigation. Only since Mueller has he had much freedom of action.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

125 I see another Bush is running for some office in TX. Pierce Bush.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

126 >>Thanks. And still, thanks for keeping us informed.

No worries.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Winter Musings, Still Without a Job

Hickory dickory dock,
A mouse ran up my cock.
The clock struck three,
I had to pee,
Hickory dickory dock.

Hickory dickory do,
My cock is filled with poo.
Hickory dee,
Snickory snee,
Hickory dickory do.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 10, 2019 06:18 PM (QE8X6)

128 6 dead reported dead in Jersey City. One LEO and 3 civilians plus two dirtbags.

But you know, drug offenses are a victimless crime and we should all jump on the "early release" bandwagon for these misunderstood youth.

I'm looking at you GOP governor of Oklahoma.

Think this will be blamed on drugs or guns? I know where my money is going down.

Posted by: Heacock Gypsy at December 10, 2019 06:18 PM (MLLK4)

129 LOL! Mollie Hemingway laying waste to the NeverTrump media.

Steve Hayes is just sitting there staring straight ahead.

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

130 "These people have zero interest in anything good for the country."

If you knew for a fact that they are die-hard communists, could we expect them to act any differently?

This is one of those "to ask the question is to answer it" questions.

Posted by: Citizen of Hope (just a sliver and not Arkansas) at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (ldmQR)

131 Colon Allred, my rep, may have to get a job. Sad.

Posted by: x at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (nFwvY)

132 Think this will be blamed on drugs or guns? I know where my money is going down.

Supposedly the perps were stopped in another location in regards to another murder then they shot the cop

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (6XlcD)

133 For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted 100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others involved in foreign graft) to testify.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

Just put up the same bill - he can call who he wants. Dare them to deny the President representation in his defense.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

134 I'd bang this gavel, but I don't have any lube.
Don't mess with me, the day is young! As my tits rest on this podium, this cud I will chew. I pray for the president, I PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU.

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

135 Pierce Bush.



Ewwwwww! Who wants to do that!!!


Posted by: Shep! at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (9X624)

136 112
The main thing for the Dems is to make PDT look as bad as possible, which would not be possible without the propagandists.






Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (Tnijr)

How? They haven't moved the needle of his base or their base. Their base is convinced he is the Debil!!!1. Independents and moderate dems seem to be fed up with Pelosi/Schiff/Nadler's BS after three months, if anything.
Censure is an epic loss to their base, and epic win for his. Even a House impeachment vote is a mere stroke to their feelers, the magic of which will wear off in less than a week's time.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (1CjJc)

137 The entire Senate votes on the rules of the trial. Without 51 votes the Bidens won't testify.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


I believe one plays by the rules, the rules ones enemy makes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 06:20 PM (LOq4H)

138 The entire Senate votes on the rules of the trial. Without 51 votes the Bidens won't testify.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:10 PM (CQ3Qb)

Don't they need 60 votes for something like impeachment framework? Which is why everyone is telling Trump that Biden, Comey, and the entire contingent of criminals will not be testifying in a trial?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:20 PM (I3OPu)

139 For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted
100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen
here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that
there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others
involved in foreign graft) to testify.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

Slight correction - all of Clinton's witnesses were taped. The Senate didn't allow live witnesses for Clinton's trial.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:20 PM (CQ3Qb)

140 For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted 100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others involved in foreign graft) to testify.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (CQ3Qb)


Trump can find a diplomatic way to ask to call who he wants or he can publicly call for any/all his supporters to come on down to DC and put in a good word for him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 10, 2019 06:20 PM (1g7ch)

141 I'm pretty sure the GOPe will reach across the aisle and agree to a Jury of individuals vetted by the DNC and George Soros.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 06:13 PM


You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 10, 2019 06:20 PM (vjm8B)

142 Speaking of judges some female judge in KY (no pun intended) is under fire for threesomes and booze in the office. She's a solid 6 so it's a good story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (r7Fvf)

143 108
>>>Whatever they do it's DOA in the senate anyway.



Why would Mitch give up an opportunity this big To delve into so much Democrat conspiracy.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 10, 2019 06:15 PM (TFV0D)

But would he? How many R Senators also have exposure to the Ukraine corruption?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (1CjJc)

144 For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted 100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others involved in foreign graft) to testify.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

If the Repubs pull that crap? They may lose the Senate.

I know I would not vote for anyone who pulled that. Its so against ANY form of Justice as to be patently UnAmerican.

I'd crawl over glass to vote for Trump, but would leave the Senate blank if they pull that crap.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (NgKpN)

145 I want Trump to lose the popular vote states but win the national PV - which compels their electors to cast their votes for him - and I want him to thank the voters in those states, and the NPC dems who pushed it, in his reelection speech.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

All those laws on the books say they don't take effect until 270 ev of states also vote in such laws.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (eoQWY)

146 Nobody's willing to challenge my superior intellect, I see...

Posted by: Kunt at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (sWM8x)

147 As Rush recalls from his DJ days..
You cant get in trouble for a song you never played..

I guess for politics, you dont get blamed for a vote that never happens.

But Pelosi is determined to make them walk the plank...

Posted by: McCool at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (KvRqW)

148 This is already backfiring on them...on the left! Their own side sees the nothingburger charges as extremely weak sauce when they were expecting the treasonous traitor Putin-puppet OrangeMan to have every book in the library thrown at him.

Hee hee.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (U7qMl)

149 Just put up the same bill - he can call who he wants. Dare them to deny the President representation in his defense.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:19 PM (eoQWY)


Romney, Sasse, Murkowski and possibly even Graham would vote against it. Maybe more. Every Senator with children knows they're next.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:22 PM (CQ3Qb)

150 I think Trump could win the popular vote as it currently stands. He has made big inroads into certain dem constituencies.

**********************************

I think Trump will get it, particularly because the first time around a lot of voters thought Trump was a closet democrat or spoiler who was just there to ensure a Hillary win and barely pulled the lever for him, if at all.

I think the next time around we'll be a bit more enthusiastic.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:22 PM (+dsLj)

151 142 Speaking of judges some female judge in KY (no pun intended) is under fire for threesomes and booze in the office. She's a solid 6 so it's a good story.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (r7Fvf)

Yup, here cum da Judge! here cum da Judge!

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

152 Why would Mitch give up an opportunity this big To delve into so much Democrat conspiracy.



Because he does not want to know about the Democrat conspiracy?

It's like knowing who is committing crimes in your workplace. If you don't look away, people can make your life... unpleasant at best.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 06:22 PM (bFkYZ)

153 142
Speaking of judges some female judge in KY (no pun intended) is under
fire for threesomes and booze in the office. She's a solid 6 so it's a
good story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (r7Fvf)

I think she gets at least a 1 point bump for being adventurous and having access to genuine role play accoutrements.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:22 PM (1CjJc)

154 At least for Clinton's impeachment we had tales of a crooked duck, and lurid tomes of cigar penetration. What do we got here- Twitter posts?

Booring.

Posted by: Heacock Gypsy at December 10, 2019 06:22 PM (MLLK4)

155
Speaking of judges some female judge in KY (no pun intended) is under fire for threesomes and booze in the office. She's a solid 6 so it's a good story.

Posted by: Minnfidel




All Rise!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 06:22 PM (57dQ0)

156 If the Repubs pull that crap? They may lose the Senate.

I know I would not vote for anyone who pulled that. Its so against ANY form of Justice as to be patently UnAmerican.

I'd crawl over glass to vote for Trump, but would leave the Senate blank if they pull that crap.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (NgKpN)


I don't trust the spineless GOPe Senate at all.
Not. At. All.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (aS1PU)

157 Did we lose Kurt?

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (0js53)

158 145 I want Trump to lose the popular vote states but win the national PV - which compels their electors to cast their votes for him

I was thinking the same...BUT...you know they'd go running to the hacks in black to get their own decision declared illegal.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (U7qMl)

159 It takes a 2/3rds vote in the senate for impeachment anyway. It's a waste of time at this point. But that's what dems do. They are like the brothers in Trading Places. Turn that thing back on!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (r7Fvf)

160
If the Repubs pull that crap? They may lose the Senate.

I know I would not vote for anyone who pulled that. Its so against ANY form of Justice as to be patently UnAmerican.

I'd crawl over glass to vote for Trump, but would leave the Senate blank if they pull that crap.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (NgKpN

------

Yeah, it's "we may not have the votes to call 'controversial' witnesses."

"Controversial" = "Former Senators and their cronies, with whom we're still very collegial and strongly prefer to the nasty orange man."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

161 All those laws on the books say they don't take effect until 270 ev of states also vote in such laws.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (eoQWY)


Aw.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (t+qrx)

162 49 Wehn these idiots bring up government Transparency during these Press Conferences, why hasn't a single reporter asked about the Congressional Slush Fund for Sexual Miconduct Cases.

I'll take 'Congressional Retirees' for $100, Alex

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (Vy7tf)

163 She's a solid 6 so it's a good story.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (r7Fvf)

She's at best a very dark night 4 and a half.

Posted by: jsg at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (G0in+)

164 Hillary will rise to the Dem rescue in July at the convention of nutters. She will get the nom and fracture the Dem party into pieces.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (cpLq8)

165 For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted 100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others involved in foreign graft) to testify.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

If the Repubs pull that crap? They may lose the Senate.

I know I would not vote for anyone who pulled that. Its so against ANY form of Justice as to be patently UnAmerican.

I'd crawl over glass to vote for Trump, but would leave the Senate blank if they pull that crap.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (NgKpN)



The Reps better understand they're on the hook too...if they don't fight this huge miscarriage of justice.

They better be ready to fight or lose their phone-baloney jobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (9X624)

166 116:

"For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted 100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others involved in foreign graft) to testify."

Imagine if the duplicitous little cocksucker didn't have a contested primary followed by a general in a state where Trump is wildly popular. I have exactly zero expectations he will allow key witnesses to be called because he's up to his neck in the early stages of the coup attempt. And McConnell sure as hell doesn't want to open up the foreign corruption aspect of this case.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 06:24 PM (iw59Q)

167 Josh Gottheimer is my representative, and he is a loathsome cocksucker who will do and say anything. He has no principles, no honor, no love of country.

Short answer...he's a Democrat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2019 06:24 PM (wYseH)

168 Ugh this cold flu has had me in bed for several days

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:24 PM (0js53)

169 Battleground/Red State Democrats Begging and Whining for Censure Option

A sternly-worded letter?! Who do you guys think you are?

Posted by: GOPe at December 10, 2019 06:24 PM (aKxkI)

170 For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted 100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others involved in foreign graft) to testify.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


changing the rules is how you get Emperor Trump, because if we're gonna change the rules we're gonna change them.

Posted by: x at December 10, 2019 06:24 PM (nFwvY)

171 Speaking of judges some female judge in KY (no pun intended) is under
fire for threesomes and booze in the office. She's a solid 6 so it's a
good story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (r7Fvf)

I think she gets at least a 1 point bump for being adventurous and having access to genuine role play accoutrements.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:22 PM


Family Court Judge.

Still still rules in favor of the wife every time though.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (1g7ch)

172 Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

Thanks. And still, thanks for keeping us informed.


Seconded.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (HaL55)

173 If these so-called moderates didn't want to vote for impeachment, they shouldn't have voted - each and every one of them - for HR 660 authorizing the impeachment proceedings.

Tough shit peeps. You made the bed, you get to lie in it.

Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (ZfRYq)

174 A party-line vote is pure Trump re-election fuel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (hbTkw)

175 157 Did we lose Kurt?
Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (0js53)

fraid so

think the pierced bush was too much for him

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (rpxSz)

176 C.M.O.T. Pelosi?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 06:03 PM


So that's why we weren't encouraged to know what was in the Obamacare pie...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (rBtIz)

177 The Reps better understand they're on the hook too...if they don't fight this huge miscarriage of justice.



They better be ready to fight or lose their phone-baloney jobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (9X624)


They also understand that all of their kids have shady financial dealings that only exist because Dad is a Senator. If this whole thing is an Op don't you think that's a bigger threat by the people running it?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

178 I sure the hell didn't and I thought it was pretty damn deep. One of the best things about Trump is the enlightening of the deep state.

****************

Not just that but what a bunch of treasonous fucks the Bushites turned out to be.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (+dsLj)

179 So, as is customary, the Democrats break every fucking law in the Federal Register in furtherance of their power grabs, and the goddamned Republicans are still in the "Can't Get There From Here" mode?

Yeah, as far as I'm concerned they are 100% FUCKING COMPLICIT in the whole thing.

Occam's Razor. Nothing else fits. I hope they all fucking die in a fire.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (D2xaQ)

180 Willow - plenty of fluids of the non alcohol kind and rest

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (ZCEU2)

181 Speaking of the Senate, John James has pulled ahead in polls in the race between himself and Gary Peters for Peter"s Michigan US Senate seat for the first time since he announced.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (I3OPu)

182 Did we lose Kurt?
Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM


When you're out of Kurt, you're out of ...

Posted by: zombie Walter Cronkite at December 10, 2019 06:26 PM (RY7ZM)

183 She's a solid 6 so it's a good story.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (r7Fvf)

She's at best a very dark night 4 and a half.
Posted by: jsg at December 10, 2019 06:23 PM (G0in+)

You see them ears, might make good handles

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 10, 2019 06:26 PM (M+Lyo)

184 why hasn't a single reporter asked about the Congressional Slush Fund for Sexual Miconduct Cases.

Why would we? We already know about it (obviously, being part of the same union)

Posted by: The Democrat Press Agency at December 10, 2019 06:26 PM (gHCnG)

185 "165 For Clinton's impeachment trial the Senate voted 100-0 to allow Clinton to cal whomever he wished. That will not happen here, we're already hearing rumblings by Graham and a few others that there aren't enough votes for rules that force the Bidens (among others involved in foreign graft) to testify.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

If the Repubs pull that crap? They may lose the Senate.

I know I would not vote for anyone who pulled that. Its so against ANY form of Justice as to be patently UnAmerican.

I'd crawl over glass to vote for Trump, but would leave the Senate blank if they pull that crap.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (NgKpN)


The Reps better understand they're on the hook too...if they don't fight this huge miscarriage of justice.

They better be ready to fight or lose their phone-baloney jobs."

McConnell laid out a helpful list of things Trump could do to keep shaky GOP senators in line. Here's a helpful suggestion to McConnell: tell your caucus that even one defection will be considered a failure on your point, and that defector will be targeted with actual hell. I already look forward to donating to Murkowski's primary opponent over her Kavanaugh vote, and that's likely not an outlier, so she's probably gone anyhow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 06:26 PM (iw59Q)

186 Mollie Hemingway vs. Senorita Steve Hayes (and his college BF Bret Baier, and another leftie) on Special Report
I hope Mollie takes Hayes' head off, but she can't -- Brett Baier will rush in to protect his college butt buddy, as usual, and will probably try to get Mollie in trouble with Bill Sammon.
Mollie's got that suppressed smirk going like she's getting read to smash this grifter in the face.
Brett set up the panel so that he's got a lefty and Mollie on, and his butt buddy Steven Hayes can pose as the "reasonable centrist in the middle."
Oh boy, she just said "NeverTrump media" (Steve Hayes!) was "utterly humiliated" by the IG Report.
La Senorita Steve, ella es morta! Es morta!

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (PbpT7)

187
Family Court Judge.

Still still rules in favor of the wife every time though.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (1g7ch)


"How did court go, Bob?"

"Well, my wife got everything, plus alimony and the kids. On the other hand, I got bent over and reamed by the judge."

"Man, that's awful."

"Tell me about it. My next court date isn't until next Thursday."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (wCmLp)

188 Contoversial = anyone the Dems don't want to be heard from.

These nancy boys won't nut up to take this to the Dems. If the best we can get out of them is a quick dismissal of the charge(s), then go for that.

Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (ZfRYq)

189 181 Speaking of the Senate, John James has pulled ahead in polls in the race between himself and Gary Peters for Peter"s Michigan US Senate seat for the first time since he announced.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (I3OPu)

I have a hard time believing that. We have a bad habit of re-electing Democrat Senators.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (+mbOC)

190 How do you shoot the devil Golden Scalp Weasel in the back? What if you miss?

Posted by: Nancy 'Verbal' Pelosi at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (rBtIz)

191 Well until I'm better you guys are again stuck with me hanging around.

( I suffer.you suffer)

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (0js53)

192
Pelousy said she and the Democrats made the MCA trade deal "infinitely better than the original proposal."

1. Either she's full of shit and just trying to take credit for this like it's the Democrats' doing.

2. She loaded it with bullshit.

If #2, President Trump should shred it when it comes to his desk.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (57dQ0)

193 Graham doesn't want to bring in the Bidens, Schiff, or any of these other clearly material witnesses because he doesn't want to let the cat out of the bag: that Ukraine is a giant trough that both parties have been feeding from. He's probably also trying to protect the legacy of that POS McCain.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (nu45M)

194 All I know is this entire impeachment bullshit has me energized more than I have EVER been. I was pretty young during Reagan, voted for him but still pretty non political. Then from there held my nose every damn time because turd lite. Trump fights, I'll help him. Fck these socialist deep state fcks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:28 PM (r7Fvf)

195 167 Josh Gottheimer is my representative, and he is a loathsome cocksucker who will do and say anything. He has no principles, no honor, no love of country.


I like the guy already

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:28 PM (rpxSz)

196 Brett set up the panel so that he's got a lefty and
Mollie on, and his butt buddy Steven Hayes can pose as the "reasonable
centrist in the middle."

Oh boy, she just said "NeverTrump media" (Steve Hayes!) was "utterly humiliated" by the IG Report.

La Senorita Steve, ella es morta! Es morta!

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (PbpT7)


It was hilarious when Mollie went off on the NeverTrump media, with Steve sitting there, not knowing where to look. Except at his buddy, Bret, I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

197 147 As Rush recalls from his DJ days..
You cant get in trouble for a song you never played..

I guess for politics, you dont get blamed for a vote that never happens.

But Pelosi is determined to make them walk the plank...

Posted by: McCool at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (KvRqW)


I don't think that analogy works. They hyped impeachment from 9:00PM on election night 2016. To not do it would mean Dems stay home on election night 2020. Either that or they form a Green/Socialist independent party to beat up the Democrats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)

198 Molly's the bomb

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:29 PM (0js53)

199
2. She loaded it with bullshit.

If #2, President Trump should shred it when it comes to his desk

It's #2 and Turtle isn't gonna take it up till after the "trial"he said

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 06:29 PM (6XlcD)

200 They also understand that all of their kids have shady financial dealings that only exist because Dad is a Senator. If this whole thing is an Op don't you think that's a bigger threat by the people running it?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

I think the GOP senators can cut a deal that lets Trump defend himself while shielding their little peccadillos for the moment. Trump was in the Ukraine investigating Crossfire Hurricaine, not the Bidens. The Biden angle is only to have the Dems defending what can't be defended rather than what is really going on.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

201 If the Repubs pull that crap? They may lose the Senate.

I know I would not vote for anyone who pulled that. Its so against ANY form of Justice as to be patently UnAmerican.

I'd crawl over glass to vote for Trump, but would leave the Senate blank if they pull that crap.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 06:21 PM (NgKpN)


As much as I like Mollie H, it isn't enough to tempt me into watching that sniveling pecksniff Brett Baier.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 06:29 PM (aS1PU)

202 They don't need the Bidens, Brennan etc.... they just need to make a big show presenting the Ukraine evidence and the Russia Hoax. But I doubt they will, it will most likely be kabuki ending in a bi-partisan vote for conviction, but not enough.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

203 And as Jasper once said unto the Trilobites:

"My kingdom is not of this here world.

If it were, I'd have my own double-wide and a double -barrel shotgun and then them Jews couldn't arrest me, I'll tell you what .

But now my kingdom is from another place...near Possum Nest Toad Suck, Arkansas.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2019 06:11 PM (9X624)

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at December 10, 2019 06:30 PM (4Uoqt)

204 willow, do you have a humidifier? I swear by them in the winter time.

Not that I'm trying to get you better so you'll leave us, but I do want you to feel better.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:30 PM (/669Q)

205 There are no moderates now.

"They say in Harlan County.
There are no neutrals there.
You'll either be a union man,
Or a thug for J.H. Blair.

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?"

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2019 06:30 PM (Cssks)

206 Shit quoted the wrong comment.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 06:30 PM (aS1PU)

207 You see them ears, might make good handles
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 10, 2019 06:26 PM

Saw a different pic with her hair down and a tight blue sweater on. Yea. I mean a closing time 6 but she's a judge so, there's that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:30 PM (r7Fvf)

208 191 Well until I'm better you guys are again stuck with me hanging around.

the AOS is the minor league

of what ??

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:30 PM (rpxSz)

209 Jeb! 2020.......

Please clap.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2019 06:31 PM (Z+IKu)

210 Someone here yesterday said just for giggles, they subscribed to the Bulwark.

Immediately got tips on "how to raise a good son" tips from French.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

211 Scott Adams. Unwoke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5BcIvKk9Wo

First 10 minutes are really worth while. Should be SFW except for swearing.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 06:31 PM (XzVUd)

212 Jeb! 2020.......

Please clap.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2019 06:31 PM (Z+IKu)

I just laughed out loud

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 10, 2019 06:31 PM (M+Lyo)

213 Don't want to get my hopes up, but Senator John James would be YUGE.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:31 PM (U7qMl)

214 I'm taking this personally, this impeachment is an attack on me and my right to vote. These fascists can go fuck themselves in their attempts to render my voice null and void because I didn't vote "correctly."

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (+dsLj)

215 Jeb! 2020.......

Please clap.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2019 06:31 PM

Sounds like Cory Booker, just with less money. LOLGF

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (r7Fvf)

216 ( I suffer.you suffer)

Posted by: willow


I've broke bones, had stitches, toothaches, but I REALLY hate the flu. You have my sympathy.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (LOq4H)

217 167 Josh Gottheimer is my representative, and he is a loathsome cocksucker who will do and say anything. He has no principles, no honor, no love of country.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Imagine having Barbara Lee as your representative. She's the only member of congress to have openly admitted to committing treason, and yet no punishment was ever meted out to her and she gets re-elected with 80% of the vote every time anyway.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (fK2gX)

218 Bullshit...Trump's number have never been belown50%...ever
Moar fakes news

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (qMnBn)

219 Dang. That last sentence was full of "tips."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

220 But would he? How many R Senators also have exposure to the Ukraine corruption?

I axed this earlier today, but the thought of Mitch realizing that this is a big turning point in American politics, coming clean and blowing the lid off this whole corrupt circus has never occurred to him.

He could be a hero if he were to do that. He's probably get his face on a piece of currency. Hell, any Republican would.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (HaL55)

221 204 willow, do you have a humidifier? I swear by them in the winter time.

Not that I'm trying to get you better so you'll leave us, but I do want you to feel better.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:30 PM (/669Q)


Ditch the humidifier. I just put a large pot of water on the stove to boil. When it starts bubbling I turn it all the way down and the steam humidifies the apartment nicely. And no mold or other garbage forming from the humidifier that you have to constantly clean. Plus, it's free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

222 Autophagy. An amusing spectator sport.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (90T4r)

223 Matt Gaetz is a beast.

Posted by: jsg at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (G0in+)

224 Anyone know what time the Trump rally starts?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (U7qMl)

225 Bluebell yes..have one going right now.ty

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (0js53)

226 I'm taking this personally, this impeachment is an attack on me and my right to vote. These fascists can go fuck themselves in their attempts to render my voice null and void because I didn't vote "correctly."
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM

Same here. The articles they brought were essentially. We don't like doody head! This is shit that can start things, I'll leave it at that for now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (r7Fvf)

227 217 167 Josh Gottheimer is my representative, and he is a loathsome cocksucker who will do and say anything. He has no principles, no honor, no love of country.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Imagine having Barbara Lee as your representative. She's the only member of congress to have openly admitted to committing treason, and yet no punishment was ever meted out to her and she gets re-elected with 80% of the vote every time anyway.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (fK2gX)


Guess who my rep is?

Jerry the Walking Pastrami Nadless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

228 willow, take two pats on the butt and call us in the morning.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (1CjJc)

229 JJ, that would work if your bedroom is near your kitchen, I guess. Mine is upstairs and the kitchen is on the main level.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (/669Q)

230 I think the GOP senators can cut a deal that lets
Trump defend himself while shielding their little peccadillos for the
moment. Trump was in the Ukraine investigating Crossfire Hurricaine,
not the Bidens. The Biden angle is only to have the Dems defending what
can't be defended rather than what is really going on.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

GOP Senators cutting a deal with the media? On what planet? Wanna bet how fast 1,000 "investigative journalists" come out of hibernation to check the dealings of every GOP Senator's offspring? I know first-hand what they'll find.
I don't see any scenario where any Biden testifies.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (CQ3Qb)

231 These campy hijinks remind me of a live reenactment of the Rocky Horror Picture Show except the audiences participating in its replay are all anticipating surprise anal.

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (zD38/)

232 Hey I'm not a spammer!

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (7Co5R)

233 Matt Gaetz is a beast.

Posted by: jsg at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (G0in+)


I've never smoked in my life, but after his performance yesterday, I felt the need for a cocktail and a cigarette. He was hawt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

234 This is absolutely an impeachment of the American people. We didn't vote correctly. We let Our Betters down.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (U7qMl)

235 Good girl, willow. Now, how about chicken soup?

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (/669Q)

236 229 JJ, that would work if your bedroom is near your kitchen, I guess. Mine is upstairs and the kitchen is on the main level.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (/669Q)



Well, yeah, a house is bigger than an apartment. But still. Steam rises.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

237 Hi willow. Chicken soup. But abstain from the leeches.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:35 PM (90T4r)

238 Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (fK2gX)

How did Lee commit treason?

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:35 PM (+mbOC)

239 234 This is absolutely an impeachment of the American people. We didn't vote correctly. We let Our Betters down.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (U7qMl)


Within 20 years or less, watch the movement start to abolish elections altogether.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

240 Guess who my rep is?



Jerry the Walking Pastrami Nadless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)


Ugh. His stomach stapling seems to be failing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

241 J.J. throw a few sprigs of rosemary in the water when it boils.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 10, 2019 06:36 PM (4pMBB)

242 I have a hard time believing that. We have a bad habit of re-electing Democrat Senators.
Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (+mbOC)

James took on Debbie Stabenow last time, who brings home the graft and has been in the Senate ( and previously in the Michigan legislature for years) and won the majority of counties in the state. He did not win Detroit, Oakland County or the Ann Arbor area.

Detroit you could write a book about. Oakland County, well, he's black. Ann Arbor- pot legalization was on the ballot and everyone under the age of 35 crawled out to the polls to make sure the Democrats swept the state offices so there would be zero interference in being able to stand in line for three hours to buy your weed.

So what is the first thing the Dem female governor wants to do is raise taxes on gas .45 cents a gallon for "roads" , making Michigan the state with the highest gasoline taxes in the nation, besting CA. Because we still have a Rep Legislature, that has been held in check.

Peter's is invisible, unlike Stabenow. You don't see him arm and arm with Schumer like you do Stabenow. I think James has a very good chance this time.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:36 PM (I3OPu)

243 Willow, hot iron is best. For the bed. Warms the bed before you retire.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:36 PM (1CjJc)

244 Actually, noodles cooked in chicken is great flu food.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:36 PM (90T4r)

245 Speaking of the Senate, John James has pulled ahead in polls in the
race between himself and Gary Peters for Peter"s Michigan US Senate seat
for the first time since he announced.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:25 PM (I3OPu)



I have a hard time believing that. We have a bad habit of re-electing Democrat Senators.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (+mbOC)

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Peters has been invisible. He has less name ID than James, which doesn't bode well for an incumbent.

Consider that James ran into the mid-term headwind and was vastly outspent by a fixture in statewide politics for decades and actually got more votes than any other Republican in a statewide race and this becomes very credible.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)

246 We have an April Aire whole house humidifier. goes into the plenum on the furnace. Change the pad once a month and pull it completely in the spring. It makes a HUGE difference.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:36 PM (r7Fvf)

247 I'm taking this personally, this impeachment is an attack on me and my right to vote. These fascists can go fuck themselves in their attempts to render my voice null and void because I didn't vote "correctly."
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM

Same here. The articles they brought were essentially. We don't like doody head! This is shit that can start things, I'll leave it at that for now.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (r7Fvf)

EVERY attack on Trump is an attack on us. Not just impeachment.

If they can somehow get Trump, they'll then turn to us. Or wait Trump out, then turn on us.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 10, 2019 06:37 PM (WQQWs)

248 Trump rally starts in 25 minutes.

So he'll probably hit the stage about 8 eastern.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:37 PM (U7qMl)

249 proclamation by adoration.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2019 06:37 PM (fcf/y)

250 Ever wonder how Elon Musk has been allowed to commit securities fraud with impunity while banking millions in taxpayer subsidies? Any idea who Tesla Motors manager of business operations is? One of Mitch McConnel's daughters. And she married to an investment banker with ties to the former soviet bloc.
That's just one of probably 300 examples.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

251 Imagine having Barbara Lee as your representative.


Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (fK2gX)

I lived in that district.


Ron Dellums?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2019 06:38 PM (wYseH)

252 I'm glad I got my flu shot a few weeks ago. The weather here has been cold one day, warm the next.

It was 70 yesterday and 80 today, with a rainy cold front coming through tonight.


I had a luncheon to attend today, and the restaurant's outside seating was full.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

253
49 Wehn these idiots bring up government Transparency during these Press Conferences, why hasn't a single reporter asked about the Congressional Slush Fund for Sexual Miconduct Cases?

Feed them some fucking Crow.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 06:06 PM (+jFQz)

----

They're not reporters. They're 'reporters.'

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2019 06:38 PM (dZDT/)

254 I should look into that, Minnfidel. Probably would be better for our wood floors too.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:38 PM (/669Q)

255 211. I'm actually listening to Scott now. I caught the first 15 minutes live, but office got too busy. Why didn't you do it sooner

Posted by: GeneTheHappy at December 10, 2019 06:38 PM (sYV5O)

256 We have an April Aire whole house humidifier. goes
into the plenum on the furnace. Change the pad once a month and pull it
completely in the spring. It makes a HUGE difference.

Posted by: Minnfidel


Isn't the whole country south of the Mason-Dixon a humidifier?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 06:39 PM (LOq4H)

257 I like how pelosi can just bliethely say things are bipartisan when there's zero GOP votes.

I still like the idea of the senate trial for:

1. keep Sen. Booker/Warren/Sanders off campaign trail just because fuck them.

2. put Schiff on the stand.

However, I don't trust the senate GOP to do anything remotely useful and will prob shit bed WRT 1 and 2.

so, fuck you ... censor Trump. However, Trump needs to do an executive branch rebuttal. and arrest schiff for perjury and violating Whistleblower laws. along with firing every swamp democrat witness in DOJ and State department

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 06:39 PM (FEQY4)

258 Eer..i need chicken soup. How could I forget that?!

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (0js53)

259 My rep has been doing OK so far. This district got enough scandal with Barton.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (fcf/y)

260 That's just one of probably 300 examples.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

Do you have a link for that McConnell Tesla story?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (1CjJc)

261 My congresscritter (MO-03) is an old farmer who hates everything & everybody pretty much-- just like I do. Wish we could clone him.

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (Cssks)

262 Mister, we could use a judge like Pigmeat Markham again...

Posted by: klaftern at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (RuIsu)

263 Ever wonder how Elon Musk has been allowed to commit securities fraud with impunity while banking millions in taxpayer subsidies? Any idea who Tesla Motors manager of business operations is? One of Mitch McConnel's daughters. And she married to an investment banker with ties to the former soviet bloc.
That's just one of probably 300 examples.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

Wow....did not know that. Elon is a bigger parasite than I thought.

He is a two legged tick.

Thanks Brian!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (Z+IKu)

264 So, why do all the "journalists" got their panties in a twist over the Clint Eastwood movie "Richard Jewell?

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (7Co5R)

265 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

Is your reps name pronounced with a long or short 'a'? The Sirius XM guy in the morning uses the long a and it drives me nuts.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (+mbOC)

266 259 My rep has been doing OK so far. This district got enough scandal with Barton.

I don't have any representative... I live in NorCal

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (6XlcD)

267 238 Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:32 PM (fK2gX)

How did Lee commit treason?
Posted by: clutch


Back in '83, she was an aide to Ron Dellums, the socialist congressmen from what would later become Lee's district. he was on the House Intelligence Committee, and so was privy to all of America's top secret military intelligence operations. In his role there, he was kept apprised of the Grenada invasion plans, in minute-by-minute detail. Someone, just prior to the invasion, critical military plans passed from Dellums to Barbara Lee -- whether she snuck them out, or he just handed them to her is unclear. And what did she do with them? SHE CALLED UP HER COMMUNIST BUDDIES IN GRENADA and revealed EXACTLY where and when the US was going to invade.

If she had been a Soviet spy, she couldn't have done any worse. She intentionally put US troops in harm's way and tried to thwart national policy.

Barbara Lee has bragged about this for years, as least to her constituents and in interviews with sufficiently leftist media. And yet despite her bragging and admissions, Congress never censured her or even brought the subject up.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (fK2gX)

268 GOP Senators cutting a deal with the media? On what
planet? Wanna bet how fast 1,000 "investigative journalists" come out of
hibernation to check the dealings of every GOP Senator's offspring? I
know first-hand what they'll find.
I don't see any scenario where any Biden testifies.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (CQ3Qb)

---
People are overthinking this.

The Senate wants it all to go away.

None of them want to touch it.

Someone upthread pointed out that the Dems *will* lose winnable senate seats because of this.

Speaking of Gary Peters, he's one of them. If he votes for impeachment, he can pretty much start packing his bags.

If he votes to acquit, same deal.

You know what he wants? The whole thing to go away.

I'm sure there is plenty of arm-twisting to keep this bottled up in the House.

And for those who point out that 51 votes are needed to approve a witness, how will it look if Trump says "I call this witness in my defense" and the Senate refuses to allow it?

Does anyone think that makes it look like less of a show trial?

There are no good outcomes for the Dems here.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)

269 Someone = Somehow

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:42 PM (fK2gX)

270
Agree or Disagree?

People with detached earlobes are inferior to those with no earlobes.


I toyed with the idea of surgically attaching my earlobes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 06:43 PM (57dQ0)

271 >>Speaking of Gary Peters


Harry Peters > Gary peters

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 10, 2019 06:43 PM (+jFQz)

272 "This is shit that can start things"

You know, if nothing else it should illustrate dramatically to even the most disinterested political types what vile and utter fucking cunts these congress critters and bureacrats et al. are. BECAUSE, what they are doing is playing with fire. And they know this. They don't care. They have their orders, from their donors - their real constituents.

Except, it won't be THEIR ass on the line, or their children, or family or friends. YOU, however, are expendable. YOUR death, before their dishonor. The "American People" are (obviously) absolutely NOTHING to them.

We've witnessed a complete inversion in our lifetimes - the government can do whatever the fuck it wants, and the people are powerless.

They outlawed fucking lightbulbs at one point. At least their perfidy is on display 24/7 at this point.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2019 06:43 PM (D2xaQ)

273 LOL get fucked

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

274 Jane the flu shot seems to work this year. Husband hasn't become I'll with me choking and coughing all over him

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:43 PM (0js53)

275 255
211. I'm actually listening to Scott now. I caught the first 15
minutes live, but office got too busy. Why didn't you do it sooner


Can't watch youtube on this laptop ... it's too old but has all my email on it so until I sort that out, my youtube watching is a bit out-of-sync.


Posted by: Off the reservation at December 10, 2019 06:43 PM (XzVUd)

276 Eer..i need chicken soup. How could I forget that?!
Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (0js53)
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willow! I'm not even Jewish, and you are! What the heck!

I have 6 quarts of delicious turkey stock in my freezer. I wish I lived close to you so I could bring it there. I hope someone can get some for you.

And Vicks VaporRub.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:44 PM (/669Q)

277 Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:36 PM (I3OPu)

I hope you're right, he is the only politician I have ever given money to. However, he refuses to answer whether he will appear on stage with PDT, so no cash until he answers.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:44 PM (+mbOC)

278 Glad to hear James I's running again. I'm gonna throw some cash his way.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 10, 2019 06:44 PM (WQQWs)

279 My Rep is Joe Neguse (D-CO-2nd)

Wake me up if he ever does anything useful.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:44 PM (U7qMl)

280 I should look into that, Minnfidel. Probably would be better for our wood floors too.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:38 PM

It helps a ton! I was skeptical but it's so much more comfy in the house. You can adjust it so it doesn't need, nor would you want it to be a rain forest but they are nice. skin doesn't get so dry etc. We have a fireplace so that dries it out as well so it's nice. 5 below tonight! Man, winter came early.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:44 PM (r7Fvf)

281 we don't even have a rep in the Berkshires

no one gives a rat ass about us

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 06:45 PM (rpxSz)

282 "250 Ever wonder how Elon Musk has been allowed to commit securities fraud with impunity while banking millions in taxpayer subsidies? Any idea who Tesla Motors manager of business operations is? One of Mitch McConnel's daughters. And she married to an investment banker with ties to the former soviet bloc.
That's just one of probably 300 examples."

The Senate is a piñata of corruption. It's why the parties have a modus vivendi about attack ads concerning graft and foreign influence. They'll bash each other all day long about who is taking what from Big Pharma but blatant graft from China or military contractors is off limits. Even when Antifa and its media arm were coming after Chao and McConnell over Kavanaugh, the well-documented China graft went unmentioned. It's not a government let alone party worthy of support but you fight with the tools you have available.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 06:45 PM (iw59Q)

283 Repost for later folks.

Librem5 - the linux phone that places your privacy first.


Some of you have asked for an update, since I said I pre-ordered, and planned shipment was announced to begin in Q3 2019. Shipment began in three tranches, and I deliberately chose tranche three, in the hope that more software bugs were worked out and more apps became available.


Short answer: Purism bungled the release. The first tranche largely went to company insiders, in an effort I can only assume is to work out bugs.


Purism is taking it in the shorts for biting off too much (hardware and software design), and rightfully, for letting a phone out into the wild that can't even phone.


Cons:

- a phone that can't phone, yet.
- few apps
- not bleeding edge hardware
- girthy


Pros:

- User replaceable battery
- Hardware switches for comms, mic, and cams
- SD storage


Youtuber HackersGame has about the best updates and demos on the platform, both dev kit and it appears, a released device.

https://youtu.be/Mqmz0cJkYRQ


His estimate, IIRC, is that tranche three, Evergreen, is ETA Q1/Q2 2020. This is fine by me. I am still optimistic on the platform, as are others, and I am willing to give them time to work out the bugs . . . so far.


Stay away, for now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:45 PM (1CjJc)

284 276

And Vicks VaporRub.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:44 PM (/669Q)

Vicks is a wonder drug. Rub it under your nose, and breathe again.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:45 PM (90T4r)

285 it's me donna, I feel for you. I worked for 5 years to get Barton voted out. I thank him for self destructing.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2019 06:45 PM (fcf/y)

286 Raise your hand, raise your hand to censure

Posted by: goodluckduck at December 10, 2019 06:45 PM (rwaEp)

287 Do you have a link for that McConnell Tesla story?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (1CjJc)

What, that his daughter is business ops manager for Tesla?
Here's her wedding announcement: https://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/29/ fashion/weddings/claire-mcconnell-stephen-wolfe.html

I'm not saying there's a quid pro quo but we both know what it could be made to look like. Many of them know there's fire under that smoke.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

288 So, why do all the "journalists" got their panties in a twist over the Clint Eastwood movie "Richard Jewell?

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (7Co5R)

---
It shows them as they really are, up to an including trading sex for stories.

A bunch are all worked up about it, but apparently they forgot about the one who slept with his source on the Senate Intel committee. Watkins, that's the one. She was so disgraced by this that the New York Times hired her.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

289 Mumbles .i have Vicks and mucinex. And zicam. Yeah I think I'll ask one of the kids to pick up a chicken and drop it by house. Durrr

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (0js53)

290 Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:24 PM (0js53)
*******
I had it & it kicked my ass for 5 days & now I have that nagging dry cough. You have my sympathies

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (vh9cH)

291 There is actually, IMO, no reason to have Biden testify.
Trump is being brought up on charges he endangered the USA and that he abused his power by attempting to solicit a personal enrichment favor thingy by asking for Biden to be investigated.

Both made up charges are not only easily defended against, but would be a good lesson to explain to the American public that we have a constitution that grants power to conduct foreign policy to the President.

That Trump was fulfilling his duty as President to honor a treaty we have with Ukraine in which corruption in either country will be investigated by both with cooperation.

I want the Dem's to explain to the public and to the Senate just how Trump endangered the USA by calling and congratulation the newly elected Ukrainian president and discussing fulfilling treaty obligations.

How Trump abused his power by withholding military aid to Ukraine for two weeks while it's new government was vetted due to it's old government being ripe with corruption.

All this other clown show testimony people want is counterproductive AND could be a problem for Barr's investigation and possible indictments.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (I3OPu)

292 Neguse is a "son of immigrants" and is all-in on impeachment.

The Californication continues unabated.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (U7qMl)

293 So, why do all the "journalists" got their panties in a twist over the Clint Eastwood movie "Richard Jewell?

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (7Co5R)


Apparently the coven on The View are furious that Eastwood portrayed the slutty, lying female AJC reporter as a slutty, lying female who ruined an innocent man's life, because "she's not around to defend herself!"


But everyone HAD to believe Blasey-Ford over Kavanaugh because female.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

294 Vicks is a wonder drug. Rub it under your nose, and breathe again.
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:45 PM (90T4r)
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And on your chest. And, some people swear by putting it on their feet. I don't understand that, but it works for some people.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (/669Q)

295 GOP Senators cutting a deal with the media? On what planet? Wanna bet how fast 1,000 "investigative journalists" come out of hibernation to check the dealings of every GOP Senator's offspring? I know first-hand what they'll find.
I don't see any scenario where any Biden testifies.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:34 PM (CQ3Qb)

Where the fuck did I mention the media?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

296 Total OT: for you writer types, what would you pay for a good proofreader?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

297 289 Mumbles .i have Vicks and mucinex. And zicam. Yeah I think I'll ask one of the kids to pick up a chicken and drop it by house. Durrr
Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (0js53)

Honest, the good canned stuff will do in a pinch. Not thinking of cooking, with the flu, are you?

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (90T4r)

298 Homey da comey is not in the can.
wah...

Posted by: My hair is on fire.... at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (vqIkG)

299 Schiff has already said that if Trump wins in 2020 it is illegitimate.

So there ya go.

OTOH, I will revel in the new youtube montage crying of the television mouthpieces.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

300 Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (fK2gX)

Wow, never knew that. Turrible as Sir Charles would,say.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (+mbOC)

301 Whoops, wrong claire mcconnell, looking for the right link

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

302 Isn't the whole country south of the Mason-Dixon a humidifier?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 06:39 PM

Pretty much but I am about a 3 hour drive to Canada. So not here. They are a yuge help. Stephen Wright once said, I put a humidifier and a de-humidifier in my basement and let them fight it out!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (r7Fvf)

303 Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:45 PM (90T4r)
*******
Peppermint Oil works even better, just be careful not to rub your eyes for a while. ask me how I know

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (vh9cH)

304 268 AHL

Agreed. The Senate wants to vote "NO" at the earliest opportunity, & it will do so, too.

Lindsey said, "We'll vote as soon as we get 51 Senators to say, 'We've heard enough.'"

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2019 06:48 PM (Cssks)

305 the slutty, lying female AJC reporter as a slutty, lying female who ruined an innocent man's life,

And a druggie who died of an OD. Something the media has done its best to squelch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:48 PM (U7qMl)

306 263 Ever wonder how Elon Musk has been allowed to commit securities fraud with impunity while banking millions in taxpayer subsidies? Any idea who Tesla Motors manager of business operations is? One of Mitch McConnel's daughters. And she married to an investment banker with ties to the former soviet bloc.
That's just one of probably 300 examples.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

Wow....did not know that. Elon is a bigger parasite than I thought.

He is a two legged tick.

Thanks Brian!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM (Z+IKu)

Everybody above a certain level is incidentally connected(at lower levels like myself, you have a within 3 people connection to lots of notables, Merkel, Biden & Kerry family private equity fund and their shenanigans, Roy Moore, some people make their fortunes by leveraging these connections) . Sometimes there's an actual relationship, sometimes not.

As far as securities fraud goes, Musk was being stupid, not criminal or profiteering off it.

Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2019 06:48 PM (Zm+LZ)

307 290 Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:24 PM (0js53)
*******
I had it & it kicked my ass for 5 days & now I have that nagging dry cough. You have my sympathies
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (vh9cH)

Had it so bad one year, I coughed so hard and long I thought my ribs were gonna break.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (90T4r)

308 MUMR sighting!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (U7qMl)

309 So let me get this straight - the MSM has been running Orange Man Bad at about 98% of their coverage and have been the biggest cheerleaders for impeachment. And yet the support for impeachment is cratering and support for Trump is rising.


Which means to me that the dreaded LIVs aren't buying this and are calling BS despite being low-information and being fed a steady diet of OMB. It seems media and advertising has its limits.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (ocutB)

310 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2019 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)

Yeah, Greasy Gary would be put on the spot if PDT is impeached. I am just shell shocked how Dummy keeps getting re-elected.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (+mbOC)

311 Brett set up the panel so that he's got a lefty and
Mollie on, and his butt buddy Steven Hayes can pose as the "reasonable
centrist in the middle."

Oh boy, she just said "NeverTrump media" (Steve Hayes!) was "utterly humiliated" by the IG Report.

La Senorita Steve, ella es morta! Es morta!

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 06:27 PM (PbpT7)

It was hilarious when Mollie went off on the NeverTrump media, with Steve sitting there, not knowing where to look. Except at his buddy, Bret, I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC
****************
Earlier today, Sean Davis called out the NeverTrumpers on Twitter and it was awesome. He went after Kristol, French, Matt Lewis, Sykes and Goldberg.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (wiXsO)

312 Geez. I need connections.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

313 What, that his daughter is business ops manager for Tesla?

Here's her wedding announcement: https://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/29/ fashion/weddings/claire-mcconnell-stephen-wolfe.html



I'm not saying there's a quid pro quo but we both know what it could
be made to look like. Many of them know there's fire under that smoke.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

All of it, really. Her name is enough to get started, though, thanks. Yeah, pretty much any place the U.S. is dumping a bunch of money is a significant opportunity for graft, be it by spouse, spawn, consulting gig, book deals, lobbying, revolving government door, finance company, hedge fund, dems' favorite community organizer org, etc.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (1CjJc)

314 So, why do all the "journalists" got their panties in a twist over the Clint Eastwood movie "Richard Jewell?

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 10, 2019 06:41 PM

I'll take, What is, because it's another example of what lying partisan fucks they are? for 400 Alex

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (r7Fvf)

315 MUMR sighting!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (U7qMl)


Wow, that comment didn't last long.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 06:50 PM (aS1PU)

316
Wow, that comment didn't last long.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 06:50 PM (aS1PU)

I can't believe I caught it - it was like one of those flashing GIFs that gives Kurt Tentacleporn the fits.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:50 PM (U7qMl)

317 So let me get this straight - the MSM has been running Orange Man Bad at about 98% of their coverage and have been the biggest cheerleaders for impeachment. And yet the support for impeachment is cratering and support for Trump is rising.


Which means to me that the dreaded LIVs aren't buying this and are calling BS despite being low-information and being fed a steady diet of OMB. It seems media and advertising has its limits.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (ocutB)

Yeah, seems like some on here have more confidence in the media's power than the media itself does.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (eoQWY)

318 Total OT: for you writer types, what would you pay for a good proofreader?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)
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Insomniac, I think we have some Hordelings that do/have done proofreading for a living. Some of them helped with TDG. Try asking on the ONT - I think westminsterdogshow may be one but I honestly can't remember.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (/669Q)

319 Schiff has already said that if Trump wins in 2020 it is illegitimate

And therefore anyone who supports him is illegitimate.

And therefore anyone who is illegitimate is fair game.

It's coming.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (WQQWs)

320 They're getting nuked as fast as they appear.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

321 Where the fuck did I mention the media?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

Any deal that would keep the Senators safe from retribution would require the media going along with it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (CQ3Qb)

322 bluebell, the Vick's on the soles of your feet and socks on will definitely reduce coughing, or it did in my case.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (fcf/y)

323 Jen, Rand Paul had a good interview today and said the law actually states that we can't give Ukraine foreign aid unless they are making progress towards reducing corruption. So Trump had every right to ask and every obligation to do so.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

324 Once you get the flu, I believe if you get to your doctor right away, there's something they can prescribe that shortens the duration and lessens the severity.

But you have to do it as soon as you realize you've got it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

325 Insomniac, I think we have some Hordelings that do/have done proofreading for a living. Some of them helped with TDG. Try asking on the ONT - I think westminsterdogshow may be one but I honestly can't remember.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (/669Q)

Gotcha. Thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

326 His hash is, phonetically, " pisspurr", which is rather ironic.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2019 06:52 PM (90T4r)

327


nooodo

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 06:52 PM (57dQ0)

328 What is MUMR ?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 10, 2019 06:53 PM (XzVUd)

329 My buddy, who I call The Last Conservative in Philadelphia, just texted that he's at the rally.

I know he has family in Hershey, should have figured he'd be there. Wish I was there!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 06:53 PM (U7qMl)

330 All of it, really. Her name is enough to get started, though, thanks. Yeah, pretty much any place the U.S. is dumping a bunch of money is a significant opportunity for graft, be it by spouse, spawn, consulting gig, book deals, lobbying, revolving government door, finance company, hedge fund, dems' favorite community organizer org, etc.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (1CjJc)


The Claire McConnel with Tesla isn't Mitch's kin. I kinda blew that one.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:53 PM (CQ3Qb)

331 Total OT: for you writer types, what would you pay for a good proofreader?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)


I actually happen to be a very good speller and well versed in grammar and sentence construction, so I have always done my own. Do you need something done? I'll do it for you. I could use the distraction to silence this damned broody voice in my head.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 06:53 PM (Ki5SV)

332 the slutty, lying female AJC reporter as a slutty, lying female who ruined an innocent man's life,



And a druggie who died of an OD. Something the media has done its best to squelch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley



People! I'm seeing an after school special here!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 06:53 PM (LOq4H)

333 Thanks for ideas and sympathy. I'll just shush now and read instead of chat

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 06:54 PM (0js53)

334 What's the deal with Nazi's nose? Is it rotting off?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2019 06:54 PM (sWM8x)

335 Earlier today, Sean Davis called out the NeverTrumpers on Twitter and it was awesome. He went after Kristol, French, Matt Lewis, Sykes and Goldberg.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM

Almost makes me wish I was on Twitter, almost. I will literally, never read, click etc. ANYTHING team nevertrump posts, writes etc. These idiots think people like me are coming back? Here's my analogy. I got take out one time from a Chinese place. I got violently ill, legit food poisoning. No matter what they would have said and or done was there any chance I was going back? No. LOLGF. They all make me sick and can all learn to code.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 06:56 PM (r7Fvf)

336 What the fuck do I know. From an old guy who nobody cares unless we don't pay taxes. Leave my IPA alone. Late to the party is my MOS

Posted by: noseitall at December 10, 2019 06:56 PM (lMsxO)

337 I hope you're right, he is the only politician I have ever given money to. However, he refuses to answer whether he will appear on stage with PDT, so no cash until he answers.
Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:44 PM (+mbOC)

Umm, Trump endorsed him last time, Don Jr. appeared at several of his rallies, as did Laura Trump. He met with Trump at the WH this past May over discussion of him being appt a UN Ambassador, and also encouraging him to run again in Michigan for either the Senate against Peters or for a House district. With the courts tossing out the current district maps in favor of gerrymandering for the Democrats, a Senate run made more sense.

Stop reading the Metro Times.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 10, 2019 06:57 PM (I3OPu)

338 313 What, that his daughter is business ops manager for Tesla?

Here's her wedding announcement: https://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/29/ fashion/weddings/claire-mcconnell-stephen-wolfe.html



I'm not saying there's a quid pro quo but we both know what it could
be made to look like. Many of them know there's fire under that smoke.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 10, 2019 06:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

All of it, really. Her name is enough to get started, though, thanks. Yeah, pretty much any place the U.S. is dumping a bunch of money is a significant opportunity for graft, be it by spouse, spawn, consulting gig, book deals, lobbying, revolving government door, finance company, hedge fund, dems' favorite community organizer org, etc.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 06:49 PM (1CjJc)

Per her linkedin profile she stopped worked at Tesla in 2015, her career looks for the most part pretty mundane. Her role at Tesla looks fairly low level, Analyst -> Business Operations Manager -> Business Development and Sales Operations Manager.

I think if there were a there, there, McConnell would be on board with renewing the EV tax credits.

Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2019 07:00 PM (Zm+LZ)

339 VP Pence is up

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

340 334
What's the deal with Nazi's nose? Is it rotting off?

reminds me of a commercial i frequently see for a hair restoration product. guy is going on and on about how wonderful the stuff is for his hair, and all i can think is "forget the hair; what about your nose?", because it looks like a plastic surgery disaster.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2019 07:16 PM (sGtp+)

341 nancy pelosis "crash test dummies ll: the wokening"

Posted by: sound awake at December 10, 2019 07:28 PM (0OxUd)

342 also the biden people hate the bernie people and the bernie people hate the warren people and the warren people hate the buttigeig people...no matter who gets the nomination 20 percent dont vote in november and trump may get almost half the hispanic and 20 percent of the black voters...

Posted by: sound awake at December 10, 2019 07:33 PM (0OxUd)

343 6 Sorry people, the impeachment train has left the station and you are all onboard no matter what you wanted.


You do have one option though, you can vote no.
-----
That would mean doing the right thing. Though I can't imagine going along with the trainwreck and possibly losing your gig is a better alternative then being on the "No" shit list of those who voted for it.

If you lose, they'll forget about you anyways, and you'll be out of the sweet job you have. Not everyone has a rabbi back in the district who'll find you a place if lose your seat.

Posted by: Groundhog at December 10, 2019 07:45 PM (VYwSh)

344 tis the season... for Vicks, Mucinex, Peppermint Oil ... good old Mentholatum is still sold, but bought out by some Japanese company I think. They came along before the Vicks version.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2019 07:50 PM (Cus5s)

345 Suggested Trump text:

"Dear Democrat, it doesn't matter whether you impeach me or censure me, one way or the other after the election, I am going to come over there to your offices and personally throw your shit out into the street!

And I am going to have your puny arrows still sticking out of my chest, and I will yell for all of you to hear, "This is AMERICA!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 10, 2019 08:26 PM (pilVY)

346 So, I Wiki National Review. Waaay back in the day I used to read it. Wiki says 90K subscribers in 2017.

The only reason you would buy would be if you didn't have the internet and you were single sourcing your opinion information. No one does that nowadays. Their magazine isn't a buff book like Car + Driver or Road + Track (same owner for both) that basically gives them away for the advertising to be seen. Sure, the web site, why not? But the pulp version?

By the time you get the latest issue, their hot take is a stale. Who are these 90K?

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Posted by: ps4 games at December 11, 2019 04:03 AM (/2Er1)

AG Barr Blasts Media and Deep Staters -- and Criticizes Horowitz -- in Interview

This was an amazing statement from Barr. Barr ain't no c*c*, I'll tell you that.


A short clip is available at the above Fox link, but seriously, it's a great 20-25 minutes.


Attorney General Bill Bar is blasting the FBI's conduct during the Russia investigation, saying investigators relied on "flimsy" evidence in launching the probe and disputing key conclusions from Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz’s report released Monday.

Horowitz was critical of the FBI for their practices in using the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) to get a warrant to conduct surveillance of former Trump campaign adviser Carter Page, but he concluded that the investigation itself was launched properly, without evidence of political bias.


“It’s hard to look at this stuff and not think that it was a gross abuse,” Barr said during a discussion Tuesday at a Wall Street Journal CEO Council forum in Washington. He referred to the investigation as a whole as a "travesty."


"Where I disagree with Mike, I just think this was very flimsy," he said about the basis for the investigation. The FBI cited comments by Trump campaign adviser George Papadopoulos to an Australian official as sparking concerns about the campaign's possible involvement with Russia. Barr dismissed this as "a comment made by a 28-year-old volunteer on a campaign in a bar."

Barr also pointed to the FBI’s failure to include key evidence in their FISA warrant applications that would have gone in Page’s favor.

"They withheld from the court all the exculpatory information," he said, calling the anti-Trump dossier used to bolster the warrant applications a "sham."


Read the whole thing; I can't excerpt it all. A short video at the link.

When it was pointed out that people were complaining that there had not been any arrests in this matter, Barr said, "Not yet." Though I don't think he was hinting about anything; I think he was being factual, and emphasizing they're not done with the investigation.

He also said, in an earlier interview with NBC, that he suspected the entire fake investigation was launched "in bad faith."

"I think our nation was turned on its head for three years based on a completely bogus narrative that was largely fanned and hyped by a completely irresponsible press," Barr said. "I think there were gross abuses …and inexplicable behavior that is intolerable in the FBI."

"I think that leaves open the possibility that there was bad faith."

In the Wall Street Journal interview, Barr also emphasized that Horowitz did not exonerate the Deep State at all; he merely found no documentary or testimonial evidence of an admission of bad faith or political bias. In other words, while the circumstances scream bad faith, no one admitted it in an interview and no one was foolish enough to write an email saying "We are mounting this investigation for purely political reasons, YOLO!"

Barr notes that that's all the IG can do -- he can't "draw conclusions," as Barr and Durham can, but can only report the verified facts he discovered.

And if -- without the fear of prosecution, and some taking deals to turn on the higher-ups -- none of the conspirators straight-up admitted the conspiracy to Horowitz, Horowitz was required to say "No evidence found."

But Barr emphasized: Barr or Durham are not so limited.

Full video below. Skip to 27:00 to get to the stuff about the illegal conspiracy. After that, the interviewer asks about antitrust investigations into the tech monopolies, if you're interested in that.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:11 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:11 PM (zZbCU)

2 lolgf

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:11 PM (1CjJc)

3 Yep.

Posted by: golfman at December 10, 2019 04:11 PM (M3a0a)

4 The Schwartz is strong in that one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:12 PM (1CjJc)

5 Rush might be right that Barr train is coming

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ZCEU2)

6 He also plays Bagpipe and is fluent in Italic.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:12 PM (+jFQz)

7 AG Barr True Facts Thread?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:13 PM (+jFQz)

8 oh I thought they said nood bar
*puts clothes back on*

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:13 PM (G546f)

9 I understand the need for patience, and I've argued for it before.

However, I do not fault anyone for running out.

It'd be nice to see something concrete.

However, I can't imagine a better timing for indictments and arrests than after Democrats have nominated someone for president and settled on a message.

"Chaos reigns" will need to be the new Trump 2020 slogan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:13 PM (zZbCU)

10 The Master will not be pleased!

Posted by: Torgo at December 10, 2019 04:13 PM (BrfST)

11 Bar? Like you wipe with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary at December 10, 2019 04:13 PM (Tnijr)

12 >>>6 He also plays Bagpipe and is fluent in Italic.

davvero?

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 04:14 PM (PbpT7)

13 11 Bar? Like you wipe with a cloth?
Posted by: Hillary at December 10, 2019 04:13 PM (Tnijr)


Hillary, like Randi Rhodes, is accustomed only to looking at bars from the underside.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 04:14 PM (+nW6n)

14 >>Rush might be right that Barr train is coming

Again with Rush.

I'm right here ya know.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)

15 I can't wait for the indictments to finally come in December 2024.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 10, 2019 04:15 PM (CLxlH)

16 >>>11 Bar? Like you wipe with a cloth?
Posted by: Hillary


Gin? Like what you use to pickle your liver?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, chronic longterm alcoholic at December 10, 2019 04:15 PM (PbpT7)

17 14 I'm right here ya know.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

I'm on your side. I don't expect to share in the dope, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:15 PM (zZbCU)

18 Its petty easy for him to gain some trust and respect. Just show tangible, actual, real movement. not interviews, not comments, not tweets, not press conferences, not scowling at the camera, not hearings in congress. Not behind closed doors investigations and alleged indictments. DO SOMETHING. You have to show forward movement and real action, or shut the hell up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

19 8 oh I thought they said nood bar
*puts clothes back on*
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:13 PM (G546f)

Hold on now, don't be so hasty...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 04:16 PM (6t7vR)

20 Dare I become cautiously optimistic?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 10, 2019 04:16 PM (JRaU+)

21 Jackstraw, are you feeling optimistic over all?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:16 PM (G546f)

22 Gitmo for the coup plotters!!

Posted by: Jmel at December 10, 2019 04:16 PM (OeWgo)

23 That stuff on the anti-trust investigations is mesmerizing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (4e+hS)

24 >>>18 Its petty easy for him to gain some trust and respect. Just show tangible, actual, real movement. not interviews, not comments, not tweets, not press conferences, not scowling at the camera, not hearings in congress. Not behind closed doors investigations and alleged indictments. DO SOMETHING. You have to show forward movement and real action, or shut the hell up.

well, one thing he does say is that the DOJ is not supposed to bring indictments unless they already have proof beyond a reasonable doubt, which he said in noting why there aren't all these arrests.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (PbpT7)

25 Every time I think I'm out... they bring me back in. #twoweeks

Posted by: Inogame at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (1TU21)

26 20 Dare I become cautiously optimistic?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 10, 2019 04:16 PM (JRaU+)

It's never worked out for me, but don't let that stop you

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (6t7vR)

27 JackStraw: "Again with Rush.

I'm right here ya know."


But Rush was sober when he said it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (6eEQ+)

28 You need a talking narrative witness to prove a conspiracy. I'm looking at you Lisa, for openers

Flynn Frame for the win

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (santK)

29 "Dare I become cautiously optimistic?"That is not who we are!

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (Tnijr)

30 Dare I become cautiously optimistic?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee


Yes Charlie Brown.

Posted by: Lucy at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (BN/jk)

31 >>Jackstraw, are you feeling optimistic over all?

Indeed. I'm high on life.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

32 Barr sure talks a good game.

But then he's a lawyer.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (ir6Wv)

33 29 "Dare I become cautiously optimistic?"That is not who we are!
Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (Tnijr)

=======

The Horde is very much not an optimistic bunch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (zZbCU)

34 I saw after Barr 's remarks were released that Warner, the weasel, said something to the affect that Barr was a trump puppet and the IG report was the last word on the subject

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (6XlcD)

35 8 oh I thought they said nood bar

*puts clothes back on*
--
Again, pictures or it didn't happen...

Posted by: FrodoB at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (V7laS)

36 Slowest counter-counter-revolution ever!

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (FhXTo)

37 "Not Yet" spoken in a Boris Karloff accent. "But Soooon"

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (X+a7J)

38 I think Trump May be getting his poo together concerning appointments. Barr is a fighter.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (vc6c9)

39 34 I saw after Barr 's remarks were released that Warner, the weasel, said something to the affect that Barr was a trump puppet and the IG report was the last word on the subject
Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (6XlcD)

=========

He's confident that nothing's gonna happen, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (zZbCU)

40 A 77 minute video and you seriously expect us to watch that whole thing Ace?


It's like you don't know your own commenters.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (JUOKG)

41
Get your late spring/early summer tickets to "Waiting for Godot", hurry before they run out.


OT: current news is 6 total dead, 1 officer, 2 suspects. also 1 other suspect wounded in Jersey.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (r+sAi)

42 reprise: Mark Warner says Barr is acting in bad faith with his revisionist campaign substituting rhetoric for facts.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (lkl+P)

43 well, one thing he does say is that the DOJ is not supposed to bring indictments unless they already have proof beyond a reasonable doubt, which he said in noting why there aren't all these arrests.

For the love of God they have Brennan and Comey and others stating in public and on the record that they leaked materials and committing perjury. What, exactly, is the holdup? They've had YEARS to build a case on some of these guys. We're past the point of excuses. Its time to ACT AND DO IT NOW.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

44 well, one thing he does say is that the DOJ is not supposed to bring indictments unless they already have proof beyond a reasonable doubt, which he said in noting why there aren't all these arrests.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 04:17 PM (PbpT7


How about some 3 am swat team warrant servicing to collect some evidence then.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 10, 2019 04:19 PM (CLxlH)

45 No need for cautious optimism.


Results speak for themselves. The only one who has delivered results is Trump, and that is about the only reason I am one to hold out the tinyest glimmer of hope.

Everyone else must prove themselves.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:19 PM (1CjJc)

46
Horowitz Barr will come.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 10, 2019 04:19 PM (88+cf)

47 Snopes rates this mostly false.

Posted by: Max Power at December 10, 2019 04:19 PM (q177U)

48 But then he's a lawyer.

Exactly. He SOUNDS like a fighter but so far he's just a talker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

49 Irony is that I don't think Barr is a Trumper. He hates what's been going on with a passion
Exactly what we need

He's going to be a relentless Terminator

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (santK)

50 >>>40 A 77 minute video and you seriously expect us to watch that whole thing Ace?


It's like you don't know your own commenters.

...

well, 1, the first 20 minutes is not video, just a blank screen waiting for the event to begin, and the stuff about the investigation is maybe 15, 20 minutes.

It's really good.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (PbpT7)

51 well, one thing he does say is that the DOJ is not supposed to bring indictments unless they already have proof beyond a reasonable doubt, which he said in noting why there aren't all these arrests.

Posted by: ace



Perjury on a FISA warrant application is pretty rock solid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (BN/jk)

52 Remember how good it felt when we thought the worst would happen and Hillary would win and then she didn't? I want to feel like that again.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (Tnijr)

53 Horowitz Barr will come.

I definitely have more hope for Barr and Durham than a did for Horowitz.

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (6XlcD)

54 >>the first 20 minutes is not video, just a blank screen waiting for the event to begin


SPOILER ALERT!

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (+jFQz)

55 Guys! Guys! Wait up!

Posted by: Huber at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (6t7vR)

56 A 77 minute video and you seriously expect us to watch that whole thing Ace?

-
That's 74 minutes over my attention span.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (+y/Ru)

57 Another year of twoweeks coming up.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (aT9pL)

58 45. Barr did play an active role in ending the Mueller/Javert investigation. So, he has done something to warrant more than mere pissant status.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (JRaU+)

59 Can severed heads go on the goalposts after they're moved, or is that the bad kind of mixed metaphor?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (l8gTz)

60 First! I just skimmed the video so I could comment early.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (YslsA)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Actions > Words

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (iLaBB)

63 =======

The Horde is very much not an optimistic bunch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:18 PM (zZbCU)


See Alexthechick's "we're gonna go to Disney Land if..." rant on the behavior of the GOP for the last couple of decades.


We come by it honestly.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (CLxlH)

64 58 45. Barr did play an active role in ending the Mueller/Javert investigation. So, he has done something to warrant more than mere pissant status.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (JRaU+)

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That's circumstantial.

Most likely he did, but it's not a guarantee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (zZbCU)

65 >>>Hillary, like Randi Rhodes, is accustomed only to looking at bars from the underside.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 04:14 PM (+nW6n)

I was thinking more Leonardo DiCaprio in the Revenant.

Posted by: Max Power at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (q177U)

66 Comey's MIL just ran to the medicine cabinet, ransacks it ISO those sweet little 714s she'd tucked away.

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (ttpW1)

67 BarrHoromitzva?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (5l6gb)

68 oh I thought they said nood bar
*puts clothes back on*

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:13 PM (G546f)

no, no. no need for anything that drastic...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (8D42x)

69 well, one thing he does say is that the DOJ is not supposed to bring indictments unless they already have proof beyond a reasonable doubt, which he said in noting why there aren't all these arrests.

Posted by: ace


That's not how they rolled up the mafia. It was arrests, flips, more arrests, more flips, higher ups...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (BN/jk)

70 >>A 77 minute video



With ZERO Busty Lebian Gymnasts as best I can tell...

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (+jFQz)

71 All right, Brennan... You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it! You see that? It says "United States Attorney General."... The Coup is finished, you understand me?! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the LAW'S coming! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?! Hell's coming with me!

Posted by: Bill Barr at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (J567a)

72 Is it too early for the Victory Rack?

Posted by: DooDad at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (XT6Vl)

73 Barr can play the pipes at the firing squad.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (hbTkw)

74 So did these gunmen execute jews inside the kosher supermarket?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (85Gof)

75 >>>Perjury on a FISA warrant application is pretty rock solid.


Yes, probably, but Horowitz, the Deep State mouthpiece, says he wasn't able to determine who it was who authorized those many deceptions and omissions.

Maybe when they prosecute Clinesmith (who's been criminally referred as one of the people changing documentary evidence for the Page frame-up) he'll turn on the higher-ups.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2019 04:22 PM (PbpT7)

76 52
Remember how good it felt when we thought the worst would happen and
Hillary would win and then she didn't? I want to feel like that again.


Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (Tnijr)

I feel like that every time the dems hold another impeachment hearing.

MSM goes to bat for the dems, lefties get spun up that impeachment is a foregone conclusion, then the rug gets ripped out from under them. It happens almost daily.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:23 PM (1CjJc)

77 Barr was amazing in the interview

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:23 PM (85Gof)

78 57: I know, what was Huber doing, wiping old Session ass for all this time?

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 04:23 PM (U7k5w)

79 at this stage in my life, stick figure drawing is better than pics

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:23 PM (G546f)

80 The Horde is very much not an optimistic bunch.


I believe in the soul, in the sweet hanging curveball, the small of a woman's back, I believe we need a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf, and I believe in the Stravian Hypothesis.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:24 PM (gd9RK)

81 >>BarrHoromitzva?

Last year at this time a group of B and C level actors and wannabes did a painfully stupid We Wish You A Mueller Christmas video.

Life is hard. It's even harder when you are very stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

82 Lucy pulls the football away. Again.

Posted by: klaftern at December 10, 2019 04:24 PM (RuIsu)

83 Yes, probably, but Horowitz, the Deep State mouthpiece, says he wasn't able to determine who it was who authorized those many deceptions and omissions.

Yes but the IG does not have the power the AG has. Barr sounded pretty good that some people are gonna regret the day they were born

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:24 PM (85Gof)

84 80
I believe in the soul, in the sweet hanging curveball, the small of a woman's back, I believe we need a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf, and I believe in the Stravian Hypothesis.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:24 PM (gd9RK)

=========

No amendment to get rid of the DA in MLB?

Cuck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:24 PM (zZbCU)

85 Horowitz reports to Barr who then makes a decision on what to do. It appears Barr is not satisfied. And is willing to air the Department's dirty laundry in public - that is the unusual part.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (ocutB)

86 Willowed from previous thread:

409 "Shoot the hostages. Simplify the equation."

Posted by: illiniwek

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There's a paper floating around somewhere penned by an active USMC Major suggesting just that (for warfighting only). This was put out during the Fallujah fighting. His theory being it is a major management problem for the bad guys to obtain, herd, and manage any group of hostages to protect BG movements or firing. His supposition was for US forces to shoot through a hostage protected movement on three separate occasions, with no concern for the hostages, and this would then result in the BGs never using them again as it only would then slow them down. PR considerations aside.

I only saw the paper once and then it disappeared. Along with his career most likely. I don't know how you would game this out but perhaps he was on to something.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 02:55 PM (Y4EXg)
$$$$$$$$$$$$

Care for and consideration of innocent hostages is a Western more. In the Mid-East, muzzy-scummistan to be precise, no such sensibilities exist. The hostages are irrelevant and represent nothing more than pawns to be sacrificed. Respect for human life is not a muzzy characteristic. Failure to recognize that basic fact can be suicidal when encountering those who worship the moon-god.

Posted by: Conan The Barbarian at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (JNTt1)

87 No Justice, No Peace.

Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (znRnJ)

88 I think when you step back here and say what was this all based on; it's not sufficient .

William Barr

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (lkl+P)

89 83 Yes, probably, but Horowitz, the Deep State mouthpiece, says he wasn't able to determine who it was who authorized those many deceptions and omissions.

Yes but the IG does not have the power the AG has. Barr sounded pretty good that some people are gonna regret the day they were born
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:24 PM (85Gof)

========

Soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (zZbCU)

90 52 Remember how good it felt when we thought the worst would happen and Hillary would win and then she didn't? I want to feel like that again.
Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:20 PM (Tnijr)

I remember hearing that Hillary! Said they would all hang if Trump won and I thought there couldn't possibly be anything worse out there than what we already knew about her. Ah those days when I was young and naive!

Posted by: Just Lily at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (ir6Wv)

91 57 Another year of twoweeks coming up.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (aT9pL)
------

And DiGenova, oh my god, more DiGenova :rolleyes

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (G0vdT)

92 at this stage in my life, stick figure drawing is better than pics--
Subject of the pictures was not defined. Hannah Palmer video would possibly suffice.
Tho' at this stage in my life, stick figures would probably do.

Posted by: FrodoB at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (V7laS)

93 I am setting my expectations to the lowest possible level. I will either be right, or pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Cato, Deep State Delenda Est at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (J+mig)

94 >>That's not how they rolled up the mafia. It was arrests, flips, more arrests, more flips, higher ups...

Remember how long that investigation took?

Years.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

95 79
at this stage in my life, stick figure drawing is better than pics

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:23 PM (G546f)

No boobehs, no peace!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (1CjJc)

96 "Barr notes that that's all the IG can do -- he can't "draw conclusions," as Barr and Durham can, but can only report the verified facts he discovered.

And if -- without the fear of prosecution, and some taking deals to turn on the higher-ups -- none of the conspirators straight-up admitted the conspiracy to Horowitz, Horowitz was required to say "No evidence found.""

--So...can we get apologize from everyone yesterday who was screaming "whitewash!" and setting their hair on fire?

...no? I didn't think so...

...but I suppose we're supposed to all bend down and kiss your Eeyore a$$es next time something doesn't happen like in the movies.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (Hi8cV)

97 Someone say they were looking for a Stinkfinger?

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (+jFQz)

98 Check's in the Mail!

Posted by: Barr at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (r+sAi)

99 If all they had was the Dossier, what did they present to the court for the initial (rejected) warrant request?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (hbTkw)

100 It's the same message, but I liked the way Wyatt Earp delivered it more (at the train station in Tombstone).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (87EdW)

101 Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (Hi8cV)


Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:27 PM (1CjJc)

102 I'm with Jack.

Posted by: Bosk at December 10, 2019 04:27 PM (9m9TT)

103 I don't like astroturf but the DH is an abomination before the Lord. So are the signaled walk, spotting runners on 2nd in extra inning games, and video replay challenges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

104 94 >>That's not how they rolled up the mafia. It was arrests, flips, more arrests, more flips, higher ups...

Remember how long that investigation took?

Years.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

According to that one movie I watched it was like a single 3 minute montage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:27 PM (zZbCU)

105 His supposition was for US forces to shoot through a hostage protected movement on three separate occasions, with no concern for the hostages, and this would then result in the BGs never using them again as it only would then slow them down. PR considerations aside.
.
Posted by: Tonypete

That's cold, but logical.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:27 PM (G546f)

106 Barr's got the big-gest bawls of awl!

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2019 04:27 PM (ttpW1)

107 ...but I suppose we're supposed to all bend down and kiss your Eeyore a$$es next time something doesn't happen like in the movies.


I still hope something will happen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:27 PM (J567a)

108 pompeo working hard too. he met with the rooskies today. lavrov offered to turn over lots of comms between them and obama during the 2016 election.

but nothing's happing.

Posted by: stairs at December 10, 2019 04:27 PM (Vugy1)

109 Remember how long that investigation took?

How long did it take before the first arrest?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

110 "I suppose we're supposed to all bend down and kiss your Eeyore a$$es next time something doesn't happen like in the movies."

If there were movies where something didn't happen they would be pretty boring.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Tnijr)

111 btw, I'm being really intellectual here. Academics refer to things about Bernard Shaw as Shavian, so when I refer to the Stravian Hypothesis I'm talking about what the stoner thinks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (gd9RK)

112 110 "I suppose we're supposed to all bend down and kiss your Eeyore a$$es next time something doesn't happen like in the movies."

If there were movies where something didn't happen they would be pretty boring.
Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Tnijr)

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*opens mouth to talk about Terrence Malick*

*shuts mouth*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

113 As many as six people may be dead -- including a police officer, two suspects and three civilians -- during an "ambush" active shooter situation at a bodega in Jersey City Tuesday afternoon, officials and law enforcement sources said.

. . . .

According to three senior law enforcement officials, the shoot-out began as a homicide investigation. The deceased officer approached suspects in that investigation and was shot and killed. The suspects then fled into the Jersey City Kosher Supermarket on Martin Luther King Drive, where the standoff started around 12:30 p.m.


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A law enforcement source said the suspects were holed up in a bodega for hours, one of whom was armed with a long gun.

Four other people were thought to be inside the bodega, the senior official said, stressing the highly preliminary nature of the evolving investigation. There were at least three civilians killed inside the store as well, a law enforcement source tells NBC New York.

https://bit.ly/2EhuvfD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (+y/Ru)

114 >>If there were movies where something didn't happen they would be pretty boring.


Check out 'Gerry'. It's got what you are looking for.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (+jFQz)

115 All I know is that Jesus wins in the end.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (J567a)

116 According to that one movie I watched it was like a single 3 minute montage.

That's what we need! We need a montage!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

117 Woman reporter at race who had her butt slapped said her power was taken. She filed a police report. It's on film and her interview.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/news- reporter-slapped-on-live-tv-alex-bozarjian-he-took- my-power/#


Her power was taken!!!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (iLaBB)

118 Some people say it will happen, other people say let me know when it does.
I am with the latter group.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 04:30 PM (r+sAi)

119 57 Another year of twoweeks coming up.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 10, 2019 04:21 PM (aT9pL)
------

And DiGenova, oh my god, more DiGenova :rolleyes
Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2019 04:25 PM (G0vdT)
.........

Buckle up!

Posted by: Hannity at December 10, 2019 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

120 Her power was taken!!!

Posted by: squirrelly dan

--

Unlike Hillary in the previous post, whose temperature was taken.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2019 04:30 PM (YslsA)

121 Tick Tock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:31 PM (J567a)

122 >>We need a montage!!!


A Shelving Montage.


That goes on for too long...and keeps going.

...until Ace figures out the Drill is in Reverse.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:31 PM (+jFQz)

123 JackStraw didn't kill himself.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 04:31 PM (aS1PU)

124 McCabe is a fop!
DeepState are all fops.
Fops engaging in foppistry for power, pleasure and money.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 04:31 PM (lkl+P)

125 116 According to that one movie I watched it was like a single 3 minute montage.

That's what we need! We need a montage!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

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Even Rocky had a montage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

126 "Read the whole thing; I can't excerpt it all"

Ace: can you provide additional info about the rules for how much stuff bloggers can excerpt? Always been curious about that. I realize I could search this myself, but I'd rather get an overview from you (the master!) if it's not too much trouble. Thanks!

Posted by: doof2112 at December 10, 2019 04:31 PM (olgDX)

127 look, getting one's butt slapped is effing annoying

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:31 PM (G546f)

128 >>How long did it take before the first arrest?

Years.

You really need to get over the speed thing. You are just going to be more miserable than you need to be because this is the biggest political scandal in the history of the United States.

It involves many people in the FBI, DOJ, State Dept. DOD and numerous foreign agents and potentially foreign governments. And yes, it goes all the way to Obama (who I don't expect to be indicted but he is dirty).

It's going to take time to investigate and get to the bottom of things. It can be done fast or it can be done right but it can't be both.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)

129 2 weeks.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 04:32 PM (UUkQp)

130 Four other people were thought to be inside the bodega, the senior official said, stressing the highly preliminary nature of the evolving investigation. There were at least three civilians killed inside the store as well, a law enforcement source tells NBC New York.

https://bit.ly/2EhuvfD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (+y/Ru)


Yes but executed by the gunmen or caught in the crossfire? The civilians I mean

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:32 PM (85Gof)

131 Remember how long that investigation took?

How long did it take before the first arrest?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



And I'm not talking specifically Gotti. The feds have busted mafia all over the country from the 70's to the 00's without wasting years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 04:32 PM (BN/jk)

132 118: I'll join you. Sounds like they're going to drag it out til the election.

As for Hillary most people will laugh their asses off if someone starts that " lock her up " shit.

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 04:32 PM (U7k5w)

133 http://bit.ly/2LJ65zH
*******
Politically, This is a Total Disaster for Democrats" - Democrat Strategist Blasts Pelosi and House Dems on Disastrous Impeachment Push (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:32 PM (BqBId)

134 >>You really need to get over the speed thing.


I read this in the Voice of JackStraw holding back a Bong Rip.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (+jFQz)

135
Tick Tock.
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I'm sure the investigation of TikTok won' t years and years of weeks.

Posted by: G at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (5NMZN)

136 I am enjoying the nevertrumpers getting savaged on the Twitter today though... it's pretty glorious

Posted by: Inogame at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (1TU21)

137 129: lol

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (U7k5w)

138 And yes, it goes all the way to Obama (who I don't expect to be indicted but he is dirty).

Yes. It appears it has been established he knew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (85Gof)

139 the equivalent to a guy would be getting his cheek.pinched

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (G546f)

140 "If you're going to storm Kim Jong ll's palace single-handed, we have to make you a complete soldier in very little time."

"How we gonna do that?"

"I think I know just what we need."

https://youtu.be/pFrMLRQIT_k

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

141 117 Woman reporter at race who had her butt slapped said her power was taken. She filed a police report. It's on film and her interview.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/news- reporter-slapped-on-live-tv-alex-bozarjian-he-took- my-power/#

Her power was taken!!!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (iLaBB)


Was it , like, battery powered, and he pulled it from her butt?

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (lkl+P)

142 I suppose we're supposed to all bend down and kiss your Eeyore a$$es next time something doesn't happen like in the movies."

If there were movies where something didn't happen they would be pretty boring.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Tnijr)

like every movie with a conference room scene?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 10, 2019 04:34 PM (8D42x)

143 I read this in the Voice of JackStraw holding back a Bong Rip.


Do kids still do bong rips? I've heard of something called gravity bongs, but I'm not hep with the jive anymore and I don't know what that is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:34 PM (gd9RK)

144 Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or ya gonna bite?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 04:34 PM (6/uwW)

145 LOL, Frances, like the talking mule. I like that.

But seriously, I direct my comments only against the premature doomcryers, i.e., the ones who are all like, "Waaah, Trump failed, the Deep State won and always will win, the fix is in, I told you so, why do we even bother???"

The point is, we don't know that. I am afraid of that, and I think there still is a high chance of that happening. But I also think it's rank foolishness to throw away the game before we've even played. Maybe Trump will be overwhelmed, but I see absolutely no benefit in treating that like a foregone conclusion, especially when Trump actually has managed to score more points on the board than we ever could have expected from any recent GOP candidate.

In other words, "business as usual" would imply pessimism, but Trump's record so far points to a reasonable possibility (NB: not certainty, but reasonable possibility) that we're not dealing with "business as usual".

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2019 04:34 PM (Hi8cV)

146 >>Woman reporter at race who had her butt slapped said her power was taken.


I would argue that her Power was Complicit.

Attractive nuissance.

Part Otter. I'm Part Otter!

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:34 PM (+jFQz)

147 It's going to take time to investigate and get to the bottom of things. It can be done fast or it can be done right but it can't be both.


Some parts could be fast and right.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:34 PM (J567a)

148 128: And if Trump loses: oopsies, we done run outta time

Posted by: Snoregard at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (U7k5w)

149 133 http://bit.ly/2LJ65zH
*******
Politically, This is a Total Disaster for Democrats" - Democrat Strategist Blasts Pelosi and House Dems on Disastrous Impeachment Push (VIDEO)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:32 PM (BqBId)

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USMCA isn't going to save them.

Suddenly talking about health care isn't going to save them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (zZbCU)

150 "like every movie with a conference room scene?"
Well I don't know. What about that scene in RoboCop?

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (Tnijr)

151 134
>>You really need to get over the speed thing.





I read this in the Voice of JackStraw holding back a Bong Rip.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (+jFQz)

Mueller managed to steamroll Flynn, Papa, and Manafort and Co. in less than about a year. Is Barr better or worse at his job than Mueller?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (1CjJc)

152 Mine is a Power Bottom.

Posted by: That Reporter Woman Whining About Getting Her Butt Slapped at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (PbpT7)

153 >>Do kids still do bong rips? I've heard of something called gravity bongs, but I'm not hep with the jive anymore and I don't know what that is.


If you have an empty 3 liter soda bottle and a 5 gallon bucket, JackStraw can build you a Gravity Bong in under 5 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (+jFQz)

154 There will be no forked tongues or bad medicine in my Administration.

My word as a Warren.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at December 10, 2019 04:36 PM (ErBMn)

155 Years.

Really? Because I remember them going after bad guys and busting them right away, and then flipping those guys to get more info. Not 3 years of "we have to have indisputable proof!"

You want to scoff at the need for action go ahead, but this was Bush's big mistake: he didn't sell his positions to the American people. He assumed he was doing the right thing and it would all work out

Time is running out. People are losing patience. This isn't just about frustration.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

156 139 the equivalent to a guy would be getting his cheek.pinched
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (G546f)

getting kicked in the nuts takes my power away.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:36 PM (iLaBB)

157 Trump/Barr/Durham basically ARE taking down the mafia ... but this mafia is still working on the inside, as well as tied to various nations protecting their years of payola. Half of DC thinks "gee, if they arrest those crooks, I would be next".

They seem to have some experienced mafia fighters on the team ... (Rudy, Kash Patel, Durham, ??) ... and it is good to see Barr come out swinging. But yes, some Stone/Manafort/Cohen style raids (on behalf of the good guys for once) would be refreshing.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Cus5s)

158 dammit
these meatballs are too big

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:36 PM (G546f)

159 >>It's going to take time to investigate and get to the bottom of things. It can be done fast or it can be done right but it can't be both.


This would be funnier if it was about the Ass Slapped Reporterette.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:36 PM (+jFQz)

160 But I also think it's rank foolishness to throw away the game before we've even played. Maybe Trump will be overwhelmed, but I see absolutely no benefit in treating that like a foregone conclusion, especially when Trump actually has managed to score more points on the board than we ever could have expected from any recent GOP candidate.



You do realize that our opinions are not going to have any effect on the investigation, yes? So it's not like we are throwing anything away by grousing about the glacial slow progress.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:37 PM (J567a)

161 159 >>It's going to take time to investigate and get to the bottom of things. It can be done fast or it can be done right but it can't be both.


This would be funnier if it was about the Ass Slapped Reporterette.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:36 PM (+jFQz)

==========

"We need another look at that ass."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:37 PM (zZbCU)

162 If they didn't want it slapped they shouldn't stick it out.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 04:37 PM (lkl+P)

163 Some parts could be fast and right.

Unpossible! All that can be done is to take years we don't have and have mean-sounding interviews! Scowl at the camera more, that makes up for an utter lack of forward activity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

164 Woman reporter at race who had her butt slapped said her power was taken. She filed a police report. It's on film and her interview.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/news- reporter-slapped-on-live-tv-alex-bozarjian-he-took- my-power/#

Her power was taken!!!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (iLaBB)


Was it , like, battery powered, and he pulled it from her butt?

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (lkl+P)

that's NOT where Buzz lightyear goes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 10, 2019 04:37 PM (8D42x)

165 USMCA is Trump's creation and baby, not the Hag's.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (NYIfp)

166
"like every movie with a conference room scene?"
Well I don't know. What about that scene in RoboCop?
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The conference in The Godfather III was ok.

Posted by: G at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (5NMZN)

167 >>Some parts could be fast and right.

You mean like firing or forcing people who were involved?

That was done a long time ago as Barr noted today.

Hey, if you want to be upset all day everyday because the investigation isn't going fast enough have at it. It seems like a gigantic waste of time to me but to each their own.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (ZLI7S)

168 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (zZbCU)
*******
Jack Straw I & probably others said the DemoCRAZY'S were painting themselves into a corner. where there was no clean exit

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (BqBId)

169 these meatballs are too big

That's what she said!

no, literally, that's exactly what she said.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

170 >>"We need another look at that ass."


I'd need to see the evidence in all sorts of light.

Also. From many angles.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (+jFQz)

171 If you have an empty 3 liter soda bottle
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM


Not in my Administration, you won't.

Posted by: M. Bloomberg at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (ErBMn)

172 I think the most damning thing out of Barr was that he spoke about how the Obama administration communicated to the Russian's to knock off what they were doining vis-a-vis "Election Interference" but they then turn around and begin spying on the campaign based on a single statement made by Papadopulous in a Barr to a diplomat and you don't give the campaign a defensive briefing?


The exact opposite of how Diane Feinstein was treated.



That does not compute.


And it was all criminal.


And hopefully Barr and Durham rain down justice soon.

Posted by: Fuller Brush Salesman at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (JveFw)

173 >>Woman reporter at race who had her butt slapped said her power was taken.


That's an odd place to keep spare batteries. Just sayin'.




Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (1CjJc)

174 157- that's right, they are an organized criminal conspiracy. Look at Nadler's scheme to not swear in Goldman yesterday for his opening statement, specifically so he could lie without consequence.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (87EdW)

175 If you have an empty 3 liter soda bottle and a 5 gallon bucket, JackStraw can build you a Gravity Bong in under 5 minutes.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (+jFQz)

-------

Don't need to go that big. 2-liter+gallon milk jug. The trick's in the bowl you use. The trick is: Use a (clean, new) AK-47 casing, through the lid of the two-liter. It makes a chimney-like kind of effect.

Came up with that design back when I was a pot-smoking yute.

That fucker actually rendered six different people unconscious during the times I broke it out on people. Hilarious. Take the hit, then hit the floor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

176 When random girls slap my butt, i take it as a compliment and a sign they are ovulating.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (iLaBB)

177 >>"like every movie with a conference room scene?"


And that's when the Whores come in!

Posted by: Tommy boy at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (+jFQz)

178 If the IG is powerless, then why did the AG sit around with his thumb up our ass waiting for the toothless report?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (6/uwW)

179 grousing about the glacial slow progress.
---------
Well, that is an improvement right there.

Posted by: G at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (5NMZN)

180 Mueller managed to steamroll Flynn, Papa, and Manafort and Co. in less than about a year. Is Barr better or worse at his job than Mueller?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (1CjJc)


Flynn, Papa, and Manafort are little fish. Barr is gunning for big deep state players. He needs enough solid evidence to overcome the full fury which will be brought down.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (aS1PU)

181 That's an odd place to keep spare batteries. Just sayin'.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (1CjJc)
++++++++++
Woman reporter. Unless she needs a story, no one is touching her there. Perfect place to keep the spare batteries.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (I2dne)

182 Really? Because I remember them going after bad guys and busting them right away, and then flipping those guys to get more info. Not 3 years of "we have to have indisputable proof!"


In taking down the mob we're talking about the FBI, right? I remember their Boston office being owned by the Irish mob, run by the brother of the Speaker of the House (more powerful in MA than the Governor), and used against the Italian mob.

It took a long time to drain that swamp. Downside to this analogy is that even with four more years Trump won't be running things when it plays itself out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (gd9RK)

183 177 >>"like every movie with a conference room scene?"


And that's when the Whores come in!
Posted by: Tommy boy at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (+jFQz)

=========

"Not nearly enough coke and midgets."
-Jordan Belfort, the Wolf of Wall Street

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (zZbCU)

184 Must be nice to have job no mater how badly you abuse your position or how bad you screw up.

No wonder government is such a sterling example of excellence.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (pw+jk)

185 If the IG is powerless, then why did the AG sit around with his thumb up our ass waiting for the toothless report?
Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (6/uwW)

He was not. He appointed Durham long time ago

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (85Gof)

186

How many years has General Flynn been in prison, not even sentenced?


Arrests, convictions. Everything else is just them fucking with us.

Posted by: StefanH at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (f1rm5)

187 178 If the IG is powerless, then why did the AG sit around with his thumb up our ass waiting for the toothless report?
Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (6/uwW)

==========

He didn't. Durham's been running his own investigation at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (zZbCU)

188 Anybody remember The Trilateral.?? that was in Penthouse mag ? Several ongoing columns and it has/had that deep state icky feel to it.

Soros?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (jKBVK)

189 the equivalent to a guy would be getting his cheek.pinched

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:33 PM (G546f)


I agree to your terms.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

190 these meatballs are too big

That's what she said!

no, literally, that's exactly what she said.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:38 PM (KZzsI)
..........

That's what she told me at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

191 Must be nice to have job no mater how badly you abuse your position or how bad you screw up.

No wonder government is such a sterling example of excellence.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++++
Repeal Pendleton and go back to the spoils system.

The spoils system sucks. But it sucks less than the permanent administrative state and is far less dangerous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

192 When it was pointed out that people were complaining that there had not been any arrests in this matter, Barr said, "Not yet." Though I don't think he was hinting about anything; I think he was being factual, and emphasizing they're not done with the investigation.

Still don't believe it.

Bukakke theater through and through.

But I will still gladly admit I was wrong, eat a yuge dish of crow and buy JackStraw a bottle of fine scotch if someone like Comey gets REAL jail time, not vacay at Club Fed.

I am, however, also convinced I will never have to make good on that vow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (Ki5SV)

193 >>In taking down the mob we're talking about the FBI, right? I remember their Boston office being owned by the Irish mob, run by the brother of the Speaker of the House (more powerful in MA than the Governor), and used against the Italian mob.

Guess the name of the federal prosecutor that went after the FBI in Boston and won convictions.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)

194 186

How many years has General Flynn been in prison, not even sentenced?


Arrests, convictions. Everything else is just them fucking with us.
Posted by: StefanH at December 10, 2019 04:40 PM (f1rm5)

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Flynn's not in jail. I'm pretty sure he's never been put in jail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (zZbCU)

195 "like every movie with a conference room scene?"
Well I don't know. What about that scene in RoboCop?

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (Tnijr)

ok, we;; obviously anytime people get killed it improves a movie.

so, i'll amend my statement to a conference room meeting about how to proceed that contains JUST dialogue...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (8D42x)

196 >>Don't need to go that big. 2-liter+gallon milk jug. The trick's in the bowl you use. The trick is: Use a (clean, new) AK-47 casing, through the lid of the two-liter. It makes a chimney-like kind of effect.


Rubber Stopper.

Remove Bowl Stopper.

Replace with Hose Stopper.

Purge with N2O.

Commence with Reverb.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (+jFQz)

197 105 His supposition was for US forces to shoot through a hostage protected movement on three separate occasions, with no concern for the hostages, and this would then result in the BGs never using them again as it only would then slow them down. PR considerations aside.
.
Posted by: Tonypete

That's cold, but logical.
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book!

you've got to be cruel to be kind. for 50 years we've been kind to single moms and all we ever hear from their spawn is how cruel the world is, and I don't doubt them.

Posted by: x at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (nFwvY)

198 First of all, Mueller was a SC, not a Attorney general who has to be mindful of Politics and running the DOJ. Mueller had carte balance to feed at the trough

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (HrSJb)

199 If the IG is powerless, then why did the AG sit around with his thumb up our ass waiting for the toothless report?

Yeah, good point. Something the chief executive should be asking, while he's leaning on them to do their damned jobs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

200 Lates 70s/early 80s

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 10, 2019 04:42 PM (jKBVK)

201 193 >>In taking down the mob we're talking about the FBI, right? I remember their Boston office being owned by the Irish mob, run by the brother of the Speaker of the House (more powerful in MA than the Governor), and used against the Italian mob.

Guess the name of the federal prosecutor that went after the FBI in Boston and won convictions.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

Rhymes with Bueller.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:42 PM (zZbCU)

202 160 You do realize that our opinions are not going to have any effect on the investigation, yes? So it's not like we are throwing anything away by grousing about the glacial slow progress.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:37 PM (J567a)

Meh...attitude is incremental in sustaining a movement.

But I suppose I'd be wasting my time trying to convince a "Grump" to be other than what he is determined to be. ;-)

Seriously, though, I do think that complaining is different from demoralizing.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2019 04:42 PM (Hi8cV)

203 193- Durham. What do I win?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 10, 2019 04:42 PM (87EdW)

204 AG Barr sounds like he's more concerned about the process being corrupted and subverted, and ramifications re: survival of the Republic. I hope he has a lot of support within DOJ.

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2019 04:42 PM (ttpW1)

205 All of the FBI leadership should have been fired after 9/11

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2019 04:42 PM (HrSJb)

206 Thugocracy.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 04:43 PM (UUkQp)

207 >>Rhymes with Bueller.

Not unless you pronounce John Durham differently than I do.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

208 So what? Big talk. No action as always. Blah Blah Blah

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 10, 2019 04:43 PM (iAwUQ)

209 I agree to your terms.
Posted by: flounder,

by another guy

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:43 PM (G546f)

210 178 If the IG is powerless, then why did the AG sit around with his thumb up our ass waiting for the toothless report?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (6/uwW)



Evidence.

Posted by: Sgt. Joe Friday at December 10, 2019 04:43 PM (lkl+P)

211 Another conservative from Cal, confirmed to the 9th circus today

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (HrSJb)

212 If the IG is powerless, then why did the AG sit around with his thumb up our ass waiting for the toothless report?



Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 04:39 PM (6/uwW)

He had Durham initiate criminal investigations.

But you knew that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (ocutB)

213 Seriously, though, I do think that complaining is different from demoralizing.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2019 04:42 PM (Hi8cV)
++++++++++++++
In this case, I think complaint and outrage are positive. It shows that people still care and would like to see official results.

When the grousing stops, it can mean only one of two things:
1) Demoralization has set in (defeat)
2) The cold anger has become silent and it's about to blow up (war)

The bitch of it is figuring out which one it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)

214 But I will still gladly admit I was wrong, eat a yuge dish of crow and buy JackStraw a bottle of fine scotch if someone like Comey gets REAL jail time, not vacay at Club Fed.

Yeah, exactly, I want to be wrong.

But the fury and the sense of injustice is building up in this country and that is headed for a very awful, ugly place. The deadline isn't just Democrats winning or some date on the calendar. Its the point at which it finally triggers and people have had enough.

Something has to happen, something real, something obvious and understandable, before that point to let off some of the steam from the boiler. All the tough talk in the world doesn't make a bit of difference to that end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

215 She was presenting like a Mandrill

Posted by: Regular Ass Slapper at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (6/uwW)

216 Who turned out the lights.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (FhXTo)

217 207 >>Rhymes with Bueller.

Not unless you pronounce John Durham differently than I do.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

I was thinking of the Whitey Bulger thing. Didn't Mueller have a connection with Bulger?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (zZbCU)

218 209
I agree to your terms.

Posted by: flounder,



by another guy

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:43 PM (G546f)

Breach of contract.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (1CjJc)

219 If the MSM doesn't report something, did it really happen?

Not sure if anything Barr says is relevant if the LIVs don't hear it, and I doubt that they will. But they will hear "Barr is Trump's stooge."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (bFkYZ)

220 The reporter who got a butt slap is kinda cute.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (85Gof)

221 Guess the name of the federal prosecutor that went after the FBI in Boston and won convictions.


Not quite sure, but it reminds me of a baseball movie I quoted earlier.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (gd9RK)

222 215 She was presenting like a Mandrill
Posted by: Regular Ass Slapper at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (6/uwW)

Hillary?

Posted by: m at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (Ne1i4)

223 There need to be indictments and mass purges in the alphabet agencies involved. Maybe even complete dissolution of one or two entire entities.

Posted by: Inogame at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (1TU21)

224 215
She was presenting like a Mandrill

Posted by: Regular Ass Slapper at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (6/uwW)

Like hillary on a bender.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (1CjJc)

225 I was thinking of the Whitey Bulger thing. Didn't Mueller have a connection with Bulger?

I think he was running the office that ran Bulger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

226 219 If the MSM doesn't report something, did it really happen?

Not sure if anything Barr says is relevant if the LIVs don't hear it, and I doubt that they will. But they will hear "Barr is Trump's stooge."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (bFkYZ)

==========

The political impact won't be any of these speeches. It'll be when Obama's upper echelon of the intelligence community gets indicted and arrested, assuming that happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (zZbCU)

227 Failure
Because
Incompetent

Posted by: MJ at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (gAMkn)

228 Someone need a Man Drilled?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 10, 2019 04:46 PM (+jFQz)

229 Flynn's not in jail. I'm pretty sure he's never been put in jail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (zZbCU)

Well OK then.

Posted by: StefanH at December 10, 2019 04:46 PM (f1rm5)

230 we Need to just be able to put up Memes ! If we could the Double Facepalm Star Trek one would be used constantly by me

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:46 PM (BqBId)

231 225 I was thinking of the Whitey Bulger thing. Didn't Mueller have a connection with Bulger?

I think he was running the office that ran Bulger.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

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That's what I was thinking of. FBI vs. DOJ.

I should keep that straight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:46 PM (zZbCU)

232 " no documentary or testimonial evidence "

It is also important to note that the FBI's bread and butter is putting people in jail without any documentary or testimonial evidence of intent.

Misremember something in an interview? -- That's a jail term.

Make successive transactions below the reporting limit? -- That's a jail term.

etc.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2019 04:47 PM (LWu6U)

233 Remember how long that investigation took?


Years.
=====

Job security and guaranteed higher budget appropriations.

(Heavens, I am cynical.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2019 04:47 PM (MIKMs)

234 So, I just went to the URL for journo butt-slap article.

CBS is kind enough to be showing me a commercial instead of a 404 message (I missed the space).

That commercial was from Pfizer, talking about how to "raise better boys."

Get. Fucked. Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass purgatory. Do not collect $200.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:47 PM (I2dne)

235 211. Yes. A gay philipino, but of course all they care about is the fact that he is conservative. It is absurd and sad.

Still, Trump has put a number of good people on the 9th, and it is about damn time.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 10, 2019 04:47 PM (JRaU+)

236 She was presenting like a Mandrill
Posted by: Regular Ass Slapper at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (6/uwW)
******
Barbara, her 2 sisters or their Brother Howie?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:47 PM (BqBId)

237 The bad news from this is that it is apparent Barr has not found concrete evidence of a plot to bring down the president, or otherwise he wouldn't have said this stinks of bad faith. He would have used some less inferential phrasing. Sure ALL "errors" (wink-wink) went against Trump, and ALL "errors" for Hillary. But no one is going to go to jail for that.

The fact Barr is using a bully pulpit is not a good sign either in my opinion. Sure, we need something to cheer, but if the investigation had a big fish on the hook I think Barr would be saying a lot of things differently. At this point he has already looked at the intel agency op and should know what he has.

Posted by: Thatch at December 10, 2019 04:47 PM (37XoB)

238 That commercial was from Pfizer, talking about how to "raise better boys."

------
Drug them up?

Posted by: G at December 10, 2019 04:48 PM (5NMZN)

239 Another conservative from Cal, confirmed to the 9th circus today


Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (HrSJb)

===
And gay.
Trump is one of the worst homophobes out there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 10, 2019 04:48 PM (pw+jk)

240 The U.S. Navy on Tuesday suspended nearly 300 Saudi students from flight training in response to the deadly shooting by a Saudi student last Friday in Pensacola, Fla., a senior U.S. defense official told Fox News.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:48 PM (85Gof)

241 >>The bad news from this is that it is apparent Barr has not found concrete evidence of a plot to bring down the president, or otherwise he wouldn't have said this stinks of bad faith


Perhaps he's a fan of Kenny Rogers solo material?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:48 PM (+jFQz)

242 Mueller: Enron,
Mueller: Bulger,

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 04:48 PM (lkl+P)

243 Banksy has another GENIUS HOT TAKE on Christmas, with Mary and Joseph prevented from getting to Bethlehem because of an evil Trumpian wall! Those poor immigrants!

I wish I could have a dollar for every Biblically and historically ignorant twerp who claims that the holy family were immigrants and we should never do anything to stop or control them 'cause Jesus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

244 The reporter who got a butt slap is kinda cute.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (85Gof)


Good make-up artist.....

But, she damn sure didn't like getting smacked on the ass.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

245 There need to be indictments and mass purges in the alphabet agencies involved. Maybe even complete dissolution of one or two entire entities.
Posted by: Inogame at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (1TU21)
++++++++++++
Dissolve:
* DoJ (and FBI)
* State
* CFPB
* All of the intelligence agencies except DIA

Eviscerate (fire all executives and mid/high officials):
* DIA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:49 PM (I2dne)

246 Posted by: Thatch at December 10, 2019 04:47 PM (37XoB)
********
(Double Faacepalm)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:49 PM (BqBId)

247 The spoils system sucks. But it sucks less than the permanent administrative state and is far less dangerous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

Sometimes you need to pick the lesser evil.

A permanent administrative class has a strong tendency to become an aristocracy over time.

With the spoils system, corrupt scumbags are removed from office with each new Administration and replaced by amateur scumbags.

Amateur bunglers are preferable to a class of white collar criminals that imagines itself as superior to the governed and having a right to rule.

Posted by: Cato, Deep State Delenda Est at December 10, 2019 04:49 PM (J+mig)

248 Barr is fighting Media for control of the Narrative. Like with the Mueller Report

Media says that the Horowitz Report exonerates. Barr says Fuck No

Pundits like Psycho Joe will be made to look ridiculous. And people in their position can't be seen as ridiculous.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 10, 2019 04:49 PM (santK)

249 the equivalent to a guy would be getting his cheek.pinched
Posted by: vmom

I agree to your terms.
Posted by: flounder



**********

Quid pro quo

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2019 04:50 PM (m45I2)

250 >>Flynn's not in jail. I'm pretty sure he's never been put in jail.

Not only has he never been in jail, Judge Sullivan just gave him his passport back.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)

251 The spoils system sucks. But it sucks less than the permanent administrative state and is far less dangerous.

Yeah but the current system is particularly bad because of SEIU and federal unions which even FDR was smart enough to oppose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

252 The fact Barr is using a bully pulpit is not a good sign either in my opinion. Sure, we need something to cheer, but if the investigation had a big fish on the hook I think Barr would be saying a lot of things differently. At this point he has already looked at the intel agency op and should know what he has.
Posted by: Thatch at December 10, 2019 04:47 PM (37XoB)


All he has is the bully pulpit. Do you think for a second that the MSM will utter a single word of what Barr thought of the Horowitz report?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 04:50 PM (aS1PU)

253 NGU - hopefully and their walking papers and a one way ticket out

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 04:50 PM (ZCEU2)

254 I am a wood sprite!

Posted by: Jeff Sezzzzzzions at December 10, 2019 04:50 PM (K4I9O)

255 With the spoils system, corrupt scumbags are removed from office with each new Administration and replaced by amateur scumbags.

Amateur bunglers are preferable to a class of white collar criminals that imagines itself as superior to the governed and having a right to rule.
Posted by: Cato, Deep State Delenda Est at December 10, 2019 04:49 PM (J+mig)
++++++++++++
Yes. The rat fuckers who enter the administration are always rat fuckers, but they don't have enough time to metastasize and take over the host.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)

256 DO SOMETHING. You have to show forward movement and real action, or shut the hell up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

^^^ THIS ^^^
I don't care about what Barr and Durham say. I want arrests and at a minimum serious jail time. Right now all we get is why the latest report can't really do anything about what is right out in the open.

Posted by: Cromwell's Ghost at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (y6ZVO)

257 The U.S. Navy on Tuesday suspended nearly 300 Saudi students from flight training in response to the deadly shooting by a Saudi student last Friday in Pensacola, Fla., a senior U.S. defense official told Fox News.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:48 PM (85Gof)
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We have nearly 300 Saudi students in flight training. Unbelievable.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (/669Q)

258 Lisa Page sues FBI and DOJ, citing cost of therapy after Trump mocked her salacious text messages

Therapy costs? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (85Gof)

259 I think that nothing cuts through the MFM quite like arrests.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (J567a)

260 Yeah but the current system is particularly bad because of SEIU and federal unions which even FDR was smart enough to oppose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++
Government unions of any kind at any level are a bad idea. Union negotiation does not work without being adversarial, and the government is not adversarial to the union (it isn't their money).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (I2dne)

261 Why isn't Lisa Page already under arrest for altering 302s?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (J567a)

262 We have nearly 300 Saudi students in flight training. Unbelievable.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (/669Q)

Maybe but some of them might also be techs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (85Gof)

263 Hopefully President Trump calls a press conference, references the IG report and pardons everyone convicted. You may want to stand back when the heads start exploding.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (LOq4H)

264 Bill Barr is the kind of forthright, intelligent, professional civil servant that has been disappearing from the federal government ever since Slick Willy got in

Posted by: Deepelemblues at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (ryr6F)

265 Why isn't Lisa Page already under arrest for altering 302s?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (J567a)

Is there evidence SHE altered them? I never read that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (85Gof)

266 DO SOMETHING. You have to show forward movement and real action, or shut the hell up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

^^^ THIS ^^^
I don't care about what Barr and Durham say. I want arrests and at a minimum serious jail time. Right now all we get is why the latest report can't really do anything about what is right out in the open.
Posted by: Cromwell's Ghost at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (y6ZVO)


Do it half fucking ass on a worldwide Deep State good Thinking Poindexter

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (BqBId)

267 Lisa Page sues FBI and DOJ, citing cost of therapy after Trump mocked her salacious text messages

===
Yet another super duper diamond plate armored tough woman.
Setting an example and fighting back by being a real woman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (pw+jk)

268 247 The spoils system sucks. But it sucks less than the permanent administrative state and is far less dangerous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

Sometimes you need to pick the lesser evil.

A permanent administrative class has a strong tendency to become an aristocracy over time.

With the spoils system, corrupt scumbags are removed from office with each new Administration and replaced by amateur scumbags.

Amateur bunglers are preferable to a class of white collar criminals that imagines itself as superior to the governed and having a right to rule.

Posted by: Cato, Deep State Delenda Est at December 10, 2019 04:49 PM (J+mig)

Historically the administrative class is drawn from actual lower nobility. We, in a fit of madness, modified our system to be more like Europe.

Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (7nTlT)

269
Not sure if anything Barr says is relevant if
the LIVs don't hear it, and I doubt that they will. But they will hear
"Barr is Trump's stooge."


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 04:45 PM (bFkYZ)

Which is why impeachment support has been cratering, Trump's support has been rising, even in demographics that have not been friendly to the GOP - because the LIV's mindlessly swallow everything the media tells them.

And if that were true Trump would never have been elected, we all would have loved Lady Ghostbusters, would think Kaepernick was a great hero, and be flocking to see Soy Wars. Or perhaps a lot of people take a quick look at something, use experience and proclaim it BS, and not have to bore themselves to death with Shapiro's Facts Logic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ocutB)

270 We have nearly 300 Saudi students in flight training. Unbelievable.


The other day the local news had a feel good story about a guy coming back from deployment and surprising his son at a school event. Heartwarming.

Guy had been deployed a year in Somalia.

We have guys deployed in Somalia?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (gd9RK)

271 Sid Blumenthal is probably pissed that his work of fiction got labeled "flimsy." That guy read a lot of cheap novels to come up with that crap.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (V8mOC)

272 263 Hopefully President Trump calls a press conference, references the IG report and pardons everyone convicted. You may want to stand back when the heads start exploding.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (LOq4H)

There is a rally tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (85Gof)

273 Maybe but some of them might also be techs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (85Gof)
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Working on our planes? Doesn't make me feel better. Even if they're only working on our planes while they are in training.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (/669Q)

274 Maybe but some of them might also be techs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (85Gof)

Yes, we are "techs" - yes

Posted by: Porn Stache Patrol at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (K4I9O)

275 JACKSTRAW IS CLAPTON

Posted by: macthenaif at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (/xJbZ)

276 We sure have traveled a long way from the process is part of the punishment.

If you think for one second that guys like Comey, McCabe, Brennan, etc aren't pooping themselves think again.

Durham is serious as a heart attack and they know it. He's not the kind of guy I'd want investigating me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

277
I was thinking of the Whitey Bulger thing. Didn't Mueller have a connection with Bulger?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (zZbCU)

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It was his field office that done did the frameup. When he was running the FBI, and the framed people were suing, and wanted an investigation, Mueller stonewalled it. Typical dirty cop stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (AzW6q)

278 Barr is prepping the field for the forthcoming indictments.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (lkl+P)

279 Why isn't Lisa Page already under arrest for altering 302s?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Can't make a move until we have rock solid incontrovertible evidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (BN/jk)

280 Horowitz would have not been able to delve into who Mifsud was, or if he was a set-up for Downer to then bring info back to the FBI from George P. He'd take Downer at face value, ask people from his bureau what they did in response, but since the whole thing was a set-up, unless they cracked and spilled the beans, Horowitz would see everything the way they said it was.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (hbTkw)

281 Comey has only got one ball
Nadler has 2 but rather small
Mueller is rather similar
But poor old Schiffy has no balls at all

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (G546f)

282 Working on our planes? Doesn't make me feel better. Even if they're only working on our planes while they are in training.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (/669Q)

Hey I am with you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:55 PM (85Gof)

283 JACKSTRAW IS CLAPTON

"Eric Clapner?"
--Janet Reno

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

284 I prefer squid porn quo.

Posted by: Kurt E. at December 10, 2019 04:55 PM (i8g0S)

285 We have nearly 300 Saudi students in flight training. Unbelievable.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (/669Q)

Translation: we have 300 Saudis receiving flight training prescribed the best Amphetamines our country has to offer.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:55 PM (iLaBB)

286 279
Why isn't Lisa Page already under arrest for altering 302s?

Posted by: Grump928(C)





Can't make a move until we have rock solid incontrovertible evidence.



Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (BN/jk)

And a shrubbery. We want a shrubbery before any justice is dispensed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 04:55 PM (1CjJc)

287 281 Comey has only got one ball
Nadler has 2 but rather small
Mueller is rather similar
But poor old Schiffy has no balls at all
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (G546f)


Please tell me you did not come by this information first hand.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 10, 2019 04:56 PM (kUmUV)

288 Perhaps he's a fan of Kenny Rogers solo material?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 04:48 PM (+jFQz)

I celebrate his entire catalog!

Posted by: One of the Bobs at December 10, 2019 04:56 PM (q1Pj5)

289 Can't make a move until we have rock solid incontrovertible evidence.

Gotta have a perfect case. And years of investigation. Takes years, years. Can't hurry a case of obvious blatant criminality, you have to build slowly and meticulously until the statute of limitations expires!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

290 Working on our planes? Doesn't make me feel better. Even if they're only working on our planes while they are in training.



Posted by: bluebell



Remember: Stuffing shit into a jet engine is not terrorism.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 04:56 PM (LOq4H)

291 Wow.. Five dead in a Jewish deli in NJ... One police officer also... Terrible

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 04:56 PM (6XlcD)

292 Bolsonaro in the sidebar calling Greta a brat....LOL! Well, she is! Brainwashed, yes. But a scolding, very unaware brat nonetheless. And ditch the Heidi braids for heck's sake. She looks like she should be on a Swiss Miss box.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2019 04:57 PM (JoUsr)

293 Durham is serious as a heart attack and they know it. He's not the kind of guy I'd want investigating me.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)
*********
I had a Principal in HS that was a Marine & a boxer & he had that same no Bullshit look on his face. I was a real smartass in HS & he even spooked me when I walked by him, let alone being called into his office

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:57 PM (BqBId)

294 Can't make a move until we have rock solid incontrovertible evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Top. Men. at December 10, 2019 04:57 PM (i8g0S)

295 If Joe Biden challenged me to an IQ test or push-ups I would be a good sport and let him post his IQ score against my push-ups score.

And I can do maybe 30 push-ups on a good day.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2019 04:57 PM (m45I2)

296 So why isn't Horowitz fired?

So what if he sues for wrongful termination, it could take years in court to get that straightened out.

Posted by: Blago at December 10, 2019 04:57 PM (sjTfF)

297 296: He's a political appointee

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 04:58 PM (U7k5w)

298 292
Bolsonaro in the sidebar calling Greta a brat....LOL! Well, she is!
Brainwashed, yes. But a scolding, very unaware brat nonetheless. And
ditch the Heidi braids for heck's sake. She looks like she should be on
a Swiss Miss box.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2019 04:57 PM (JoUsr)

How dare you! Ricola stole my childhood!

Posted by: Gretal at December 10, 2019 04:58 PM (1CjJc)

299 When the grousing stops, it can mean only one of two things:

1) Demoralization has set in (defeat)

2) The cold anger has become silent and it's about to blow up (war)



The bitch of it is figuring out which one it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)

The grousing is always about how the Dems won't like it when they are in the reverse position. I'm seeing less of that and more simple statements of "We're beyond that." The Deep State is driving towards the Rhine and the Deplorables are waiting to push the launch button.If Trump is impeached or no one gets jail time, people are going to repetitively crush the launch button.

Posted by: WOPR at December 10, 2019 04:58 PM (y6ZVO)

300 Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM
******
& thus why you are a poster on a message board

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)

301 We really need a Something Happened pool.

It will need lawyering, but the Horde has plenty of lawyers. We need to define what Something is (firings, jail, trebuchets), and the level that Something reaches.

And we need it time-delimited. There has to be a stopping point when the Judging is done.

And we need money or blood on the line.

Hey, we came up with a cookbook, we can handle this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:59 PM (gd9RK)

302 It's hard to look at this stuff and not think that it was a gross abuse

True, but if you're just an inspector, all you can see is errors. Just like with software QA and manufacturing inspection- did it conform or did it not conform, that's all you're looking for, that's all you've been asked for.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2019 05:00 PM (CDGwz)

303 Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM

You know who else only had one orchid?

Posted by: That Guy Who Says "You know who else ..." at December 10, 2019 05:00 PM (i8g0S)

304 Please tell me you did not come by this information first hand.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

Donald has four or five in all

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 05:00 PM (G546f)

305 301
We really need a Something Happened pool.



It will need lawyering, but the Horde has plenty of lawyers. We
need to define what Something is (firings, jail, trebuchets), and the
level that Something reaches.



And we need it time-delimited. There has to be a stopping point when the Judging is done.



And we need money or blood on the line.



Hey, we came up with a cookbook, we can handle this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2019 04:59 PM (gd9RK)

Boob are on the line. Terms were arrests and indictments, IIRC.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:00 PM (1CjJc)

306 "According to three senior law enforcement officials, the shoot-out began as a homicide investigation. The deceased officer approached suspects in that investigation and was shot and killed."

seems that three others in that store (where the perps fled to?) are also dead ... maybe they were hostages, shot by ?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2019 05:00 PM (Cus5s)

307
Donald has four or five in all
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 05:00 PM (G546f)

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Only four now - His mystery trip to the hospital was because of dangerously high T-levels, and they had to remove the other four.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2019 05:01 PM (AzW6q)

308 seems that three others in that store (where the perps fled to?) are also dead ... maybe they were hostages, shot by ?
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2019 05:00 PM (Cus5s)

Any idea about the perps?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 05:01 PM (6XlcD)

309 And a shrubbery. We want a shrubbery before any justice is dispensed.
Posted by: flounder


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 05:01 PM (BN/jk)

310 272 263 Hopefully President Trump calls a press conference, references the IG report and pardons everyone convicted. You may want to stand back when the heads start exploding.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (LOq4H)

There is a rally tonight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (85Gof)
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Timing. He's gotta get past Senate impeachment vote first.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2019 05:02 PM (G0vdT)

311 Can't make a move until we have rock solid incontrovertible evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 04:54 PM (BN/jk)

If it takes the rest of our lives, the case will be flawless...then we'll hand it over to President Buttigieg, he will surely want justice to be served.

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 05:02 PM (U7k5w)

312 Federal officers trying to nullify an election. What's the rush?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 05:02 PM (6/uwW)

313 Do Barr and Durham have reputable Secret Service Protection, because if not they need it, if they really are intending to do all this with integrity.

Pray for them if you're a praying person and have not already done so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:03 PM (WI7YS)

314 One of my favorite moments from yesterday was when they asked the D counsel to explain the difference between what Biden did and what Trump did, and he said Biden had the backing of the international community.

That doesn't play as well as they think it does at home, or complaining about a 50ish day holdup of funds when folks are saying "hold up, we're giving who how much now and for what?"

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 10, 2019 05:03 PM (Xvo1a)

315 He's a political appointee

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 04:58 PM (U7k5w)

so were the ambassadors that got removed that they're trying to impeach the president over...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 10, 2019 05:03 PM (8D42x)

316 >>True, but if you're just an inspector, all you can see is errors. Just like with software QA and manufacturing inspection- did it conform or did it not conform, that's all you're looking for, that's all you've been asked for.

I got a real kick of how the media and others tried to spin the claim that Horowitz "found no documentary or testimonial evidence of political bias" into there was no political bias.

No, that's not what he said. Words have meaning but some people are in such a rush to claim failure they just gloss over the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)

317 Would love to ever see the prosecutions. Of course no DC jury would convict Obama holdovers no matter how strong the evidence. Maybe if the case against the defendants is so ironclad that the judge can order the jury to convict, and have that order survive appeal -- that's the only way we get any satisfaction.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2019 05:03 PM (Bs26G)

318 312 Federal officers trying to nullify an election. What's the rush?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 05:02 PM (6/uwW)

It's only fair to give them a second crack at it.

Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2019 05:03 PM (7nTlT)

319 Woman reporter at race who had her butt slapped said her power was taken. She filed a police report. It's on film and her interview.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/news- reporter-slapped-on-live-tv-alex-bozarjian-he-took- my-power/#


Her power was taken!!!
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (iLaBB)



His name and information is already out. The outrage mob is out to destroy him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (mpeBU)

320
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Top. Men. at December 10, 2019 04:57 PM (i8g0S)

#18 months

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (U7k5w)

321 Deadbeat Dad Hunter Biden Refuses to Pay Baby Mama Lunden Roberts' $11,000 Legal Bill - And She's Demanding He Admit How Much Burisma Paid Him!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (BqBId)

322 "He took my power, and I'm trying to take that back," Bozarjian said Tuesday on "CBS This Morning," adding, "I think what it really comes down to is that he helped himself to a part of my body."

lel

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (iLaBB)

323 Nadler has 2 but rather small
........

He will be happy to hear that, as he has not seen them in over 20 years.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

324 So why isn't Horowitz fired?



So what if he sues for wrongful termination, it could take years in court to get that straightened out.

Posted by: Blago at December 10, 2019 04:57 PM (sjTfF)

He needs assigned to the new unit that is station in the nearest ghetto in an abandoned box store, refurbished with used furniture, and no security.

Posted by: WOPR at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (y6ZVO)

325 What's a c*c*??? If there's a term of derision I don't know, I'd be grateful for enlightenment.

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (14URa)

326 Andrew McCabe was recommended for prosecution on perjury and lying to a federal agent charges in September. He's on CNN commenting on things that would constitute admissions against him. Even the incompetent thugs who run the Deep State secret police wouldn't allow someone in actual jeopardy or even is cooperating to incriminate himself.

That's the end all, be all but I will draw my own inferences from it.

Barr is striking the right notes rhetorically, but until I see even the low-hanging fruit targeted for prosecution I'll continue to assume it won't happen.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 05:05 PM (iw59Q)

327 Hopefully President Trump calls a press conference, references the IG
report and pardons everyone convicted. You may want to stand back when
the heads start exploding.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 04:52 PM (LOq4H)



There is a rally tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 04:53 PM (85Gof)

--------



Timing. He's gotta get past Senate impeachment vote first.

Disagree, do it NOW! He will NEVER be left alone! Shake that damn tree and see who falls and who sticks with our President..

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 05:05 PM (LOq4H)

328 With Barr and Durham issuing statements regarding the IG report and with Barr's interview I'm feeling somewhat optimistic.

My computer keeps freezing up on the video and can't get the antitrust investigation into the tech monopolies. Can someone tell me what was said?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 05:05 PM (wiXsO)

329 We really need a Something Happened pool.

It will need lawyering, but the Horde has plenty of lawyers. We need to define what Something is (firings, jail, trebuchets), and the level that Something reaches.


Coup/attempted coup = treason. Always has. Be it Potentate, King, President.

Treason = death penalty

Yes. It really is that simple. Especially if this is the biggest crime evah!
Simple.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 05:05 PM (BN/jk)

330 325 What's a c*c*??? If there's a term of derision I don't know, I'd be grateful for enlightenment.

I think it's cuck

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 05:05 PM (6XlcD)

331 McConnell and Graham want the impeachment done and closed out ASAP before the Republican Party involvement in corruption can be exposed.

As many here said in the Fall of 2016, Donald Trump is not our candidate; he is our murder weapon. Time to kill the Establishment Republicans and Democrats alike.

Posted by: rd at December 10, 2019 05:05 PM (+0uDE)

332 322
"He took my power, and I'm trying to take that back," Bozarjian said
Tuesday on "CBS This Morning," adding, "I think what it really comes
down to is that he helped himself to a part of my body."



lel

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (iLaBB)


And now you are going to help yourself to his wallet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 05:06 PM (ocutB)

333 I hope that Barr and Durham have the best bodyguards in Washington.

At this point, I would put nothing past the Deep State, in terms of what it is willing to do.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 05:06 PM (I2/tG)

334 Perp walks are beautiful things

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at December 10, 2019 05:06 PM (NVYyb)

335 USMCA isn't going to save them.

Suddenly talking about health care isn't going to save them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 04:35 PM (zZbCU)


I love how Granny Botox and the Dems are trying to take credit of it. At Pelosi's presser Nita Lowey took out a 10 page speech and started to blather on and on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 05:06 PM (mpeBU)

336 I think what it really comes
down to is that he helped himself to a part of my body."

And I bet it is a very pretty body part also honey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 05:06 PM (85Gof)

337 I think it's cuck

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 05:05 PM (6XlcD)
Well, fuck, is Ace going all dainty on us? I was hoping for something I could use in conversation.

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 05:07 PM (14URa)

338 "But our review did not find evidence to connect the political views
expressed in these messages to the specific investigative decisions
that we reviewed; rather, consistent with the analytic approach described
above, we found that these specific decisions were the result of
discretionary judgments made during the course of an investigation by the
Midyear agents and prosecutors and that these judgment calls were
not unreasonable."


From the Mid-Year exam IG report.


IGs reach conclusions and make judgements all the time.


The one above pretty much defines "are you f***ing kidding me?", unless of course massive crime scenes with tons of documentation typically lead to investigations resulting in zero indictments or pleas.


Durham and Co. are probably going to get a few scalps, but there ought to be consequences for IGs producing laughable work on yuuuuge cases.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2019 05:07 PM (El6T/)

339 Jack I know my personal fear is it takes so long Trump is out of power and case is shut down by dem administation

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 05:07 PM (0js53)

340 317
Would love to ever see the prosecutions. Of course no DC jury would
convict Obama holdovers no matter how strong the evidence. Maybe if the
case against the defendants is so ironclad that the judge can order the
jury to convict, and have that order survive appeal -- that's the only
way we get any satisfaction.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2019 05:03 PM (Bs26G)

Flynn plead, due to threats to go after his family. Didn't matter, the FBI made up the evidence.

Papa plead. Didn't matter that the FBI put the CHS onto him.
Cohen plead. Didn't matter that he plead to some made up campaign finance charge.

Who's better at this, Barr or Mueller? TBF, Barr effectively started in about March 2019. I give him 6 more months grace. Then? Then I will complain fruitlessly some more.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:07 PM (1CjJc)

341 328
With Barr and Durham issuing statements regarding the IG report and with Barr's interview I'm feeling somewhat optimistic.



My computer keeps freezing up on the video and can't get the
antitrust investigation into the tech monopolies. Can someone tell me
what was said?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 05:05 PM (wiXsO)

To wit: When has a department head ever disagreed with a whitewash of his department and started airing the department's dirty laundry in public?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 05:08 PM (ocutB)

342 the i.g. report is being touted as exoneration of bias in the fbi, while horowitz only said he found no documentary evidence, as barr points out. but there's a huge problem. i think people expected this report to maybe show a few questionable acts by the fbi. there are something like 17 instances of misrepresentations in the fisa applications. even if there's only an implied bias, with that pattern of deliberate corrupt practices it amounts to a smoking gun.

Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 05:08 PM (Pg+x7)

343 The Lisa Page emails weren't politically biased? McCabe's wife's connection to Hillary Clinton not politically biased? Those are just two instances of documented bias. The entire dossier was filled with bias and it's origins confirm political bias.

This is unreal . Twilight Zone unreal.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 05:08 PM (oiW2a)

344 Key Horowitz findings, in threadreader format

A fun read.

https://tinyurl.com/uckcwln

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at December 10, 2019 05:09 PM (NVYyb)

345 319 Woman reporter at race who had her butt slapped said her power was taken. She filed a police report. It's on film and her interview.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/news- reporter-slapped-on-live-tv-alex-bozarjian-he-took- my-power/#


Her power was taken!!!
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 04:29 PM (iLaBB)



His name and information is already out. The outrage mob is out to destroy him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (mpeBU)

But he helped himself to a part of her body and took her power!!!

Seriously, she comes off as a clown. A dangerous clown, but a clown. And the story is funny. Poor guy, it's not the 80's or 90's or 00's any more. It was clearly a joke meant to surprise, and not sexual. She should have laughed it off and gone about her day because it was a good joke and well timed.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:09 PM (iLaBB)

346 http://bit.ly/36jZJi3
*******
Biden Attempts To Win Over Youth With Appearance On 'The Ed Sullivan Show' | The Babylon Bee

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:09 PM (BqBId)

347 Of course no DC jury would convict Obama holdovers no matter how strong the evidence.

I've wondered about that - at what point can the prosecutors demand a change of venue out of DC? It seems to be a clear conflict of interest having the beneficiaries of the Deep State serving on juries judging members of the Deep State.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (I2/tG)

348 Those are just two instances of documented bias. The entire dossier was filled with bias and it's origins confirm political bias.

My guess is that his level of proof was something like "directly admitting specific and intentional political bias"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

349 Perp walks are beautiful things
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at December 10, 2019 05:06 PM (NVYyb)
*******
Personally I am much more into convictions

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (BqBId)

350 Barr has repeated his claim of FISA abuse.


Durham - and it was quite unusual for such a statement to be made - addressed the origin [predicate] of the whole CI investigation.


FISA was not part of the origin, it came a bit later. This would indicate that the whole crime wave is being looked at.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (El6T/)

351 This is unreal . Twilight Zone unreal.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 05:08 PM (oiW2a)
It really, really is.

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (14URa)

352 Best attorney I ever used was 650 bucks an hour. What did Barr get in the real world?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (9xfh1)

353 332 322
"He took my power, and I'm trying to take that back," Bozarjian said
Tuesday on "CBS This Morning," adding, "I think what it really comes
down to is that he helped himself to a part of my body."



lel

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (iLaBB)


And now you are going to help yourself to his wallet.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 05:06 PM (ocutB)

Harming his kids and family.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:11 PM (iLaBB)

354 >>Who's better at this, Barr or Mueller? TBF, Barr effectively started in about March 2019. I give him 6 more months grace. Then? Then I will complain fruitlessly some more.

Mueller had 2 years, his team was together even longer under McCabe.

Flynn has never spent a night in jail and his case is likely to get tossed and the IG report might be the reason.

Papa spent a couple weeks in jail. People here would lose their shit if some of the guys Barr is going after only get 2 weeks for a process crime.

The FBI can indict anyone for lying. They do it all the time. I'm hoping for a lot more than a simple process crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

355 Personally I am much more into convictions
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (BqBId)


In the cases of treason, I'm a fan of public hangings or lethal injections.

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Seriously, she comes off as a clown. A dangerous
clown, but a clown. And the story is funny. Poor guy, it's not the 80's
or 90's or 00's any more. It was clearly a joke meant to surprise, and
not sexual. She should have laughed it off and gone about her day
because it was a good joke and well timed.

Posted by: squirrelly dan


Perhaps she was menstruating and felt stigmatized.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 05:11 PM (LOq4H)

357 Amazing Barr speeches and pressers: many.

Prosecutions: see nic.

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at December 10, 2019 05:11 PM (6A9Kg)

358 My guess is that his level of proof was something like "directly admitting specific and intentional political bias"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

Res Ispa Loquitur.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 05:12 PM (oiW2a)

359 57: I know, what was Huber doing, wiping old Session ass for all this time?

Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 04:23 PM (U7k5w)

=========================
William Barr reported a couple of months ago that Huber sat on his ass waiting for Mueller's report to be released. Or words to that effect. Typing of which, if Barr hadn't arm-twisted Mueller into releasing the SC's report, when would it have been released for maximum Deep State advantage? I'd say mid-October '19.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2019 05:12 PM (Pqytn)

360 338 "But our review did not find evidence to connect the political views
expressed in these messages to the specific investigative decisions
that we reviewed; rather, consistent with the analytic approach described
above, we found that these specific decisions were the result of
discretionary judgments made during the course of an investigation by the
Midyear agents and prosecutors and that these judgment calls were
not unreasonable."


From the Mid-Year exam IG report.


IGs reach conclusions and make judgements all the time.

The one above pretty much defines "are you f***ing kidding me?", unless of course massive crime scenes with tons of documentation typically lead to investigations resulting in zero indictments or pleas.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2019 05:07 PM (El6T/)

It's funny how all the FBI "mistakes/errors" in crossfire hurricane went against Trump but the "mistakes/errors" in the mid-year exam all went FOR Hillary.

Again, weird right?

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2019 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

361 Re the comment about a 28 year old in a bar as the predicate for Russia Russia Russia.

In us commoner's lives such flimsy grounds is referred to in legal parlance as 'probable cause'.

In my legal training probable cause merely has to be an articulable suspicion. It actually is nothing but a budge past a hunch.

So a boast in a bar unleashing full court press against a US President...well thank your United States Supreme Court for that case law.

The real trouble for the FBI is why they didn't stop when they found out their articulable suspicion was bogus. They should hang for that.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 05:12 PM (hSXql)

362 Jack Straw.

Thank you. I enjoy your deep analysis and viewpoints.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 05:13 PM (u82oZ)

363 Not quite sure, but it reminds me of a baseball movie I quoted earlier.
-------
The Bad News Bears??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2019 05:13 PM (Dh1wo)

364 158 dammit
these meatballs are too big
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 04:36 PM (G546f)

Unpossible

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 05:13 PM (+mbOC)

365 Res Ispa Loquitur.

******

You may have meant to type Res Vespa Loquitur

(The Things Speaks like a Scooter)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2019 05:13 PM (m45I2)

366 Look....the dude shouldn't have slapped her ass on the way by.

What she SHOULD'VE done was chase after his ass and kicked it. It would've been on camera and he'd have been embarrassed.

Now, she's going to take this too far and the left is going to ruin this man's life.

Actions have consequences, but the consequence of today is over the top and mostly unrecoverable.

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

367 If it goes there would Barr take out a Legislator or more?

I figure if he gets one or two he can take down half of the DoJ (as needed) due to their being corrupted by the Politician(s).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 10, 2019 05:14 PM (1g7ch)

368 Why do people with nics never seen before suddenly show up? Is it to demoralize or they suddenly needed to get something off their chests and decided to show up here?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:14 PM (WI7YS)

369 The reporter was cute ass a buttin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:14 PM (r7Fvf)

370 found no documentary or testimonial evidence of political bias

Karl D. had a nice math rant re: 1/(.5^17) = 131072

Being statistical evidence of bias beyond reasonable doubt.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2019 05:14 PM (FhXTo)

371 The real trouble for the FBI is why they didn't stop when they found out their articulable suspicion was bogus.

Well, and they knew it was nonsense and false before the special prosecutor position was filled. Knew it was bogus, knew he wouldn't find anything and knew it never should have come about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

372 The reporter was cute ass a buttin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:14 PM (r7Fvf)


He buttered her butt and called her a biscuit.

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Justice delayed is justice denied.

That's all Barr should fucking need to know.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 10, 2019 05:15 PM (+dsLj)

374 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Jogging Guy at December 10, 2019 05:15 PM (r7Fvf)

375 Why do people with nics never seen before suddenly show up? Is it to demoralize or they suddenly needed to get something off their chests and decided to show up here?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:14 PM (WI7YS)


The world wonders.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 05:15 PM (aS1PU)

376 mjc - "with that pattern of deliberate corrupt practices it amounts to a smoking gun"


Exactly. If only to preserve dignity and justify taxpayer dollars, all IGs should at least come up with decent weasel wording when the entire context and dispositive circumstantial evidence indicates bad faith/bias. Here', they can use this one, no charge:


"While we found no direct documentary confirmation and received no direct admission of bad faith or bias in these actions, their number, calculated nature, and significance leave little alternative explanation for them."

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2019 05:16 PM (El6T/)

377 I'm in favor of public hangings too. Private ones suck.

Posted by: Zombie EDKH at December 10, 2019 05:16 PM (hSXql)

378 "362 Jack Straw.

Thank you. I enjoy your deep analysis and viewpoints."

Same here despite my deep skepticism anyone of significance will be prosecuted. We've learned a lot from Jack about process and he has pored through the documents and his analysis as to what they mean is very helpful.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2019 05:16 PM (iw59Q)

379 Time was, a grapefruit smash to the face was sufficient.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2019 05:16 PM (q1Pj5)

380 325
What's a c*c*??? If there's a term of derision I don't know, I'd be grateful for enlightenment.


Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 05:04 PM (14URa)

Cuck with and 'o'? and Hi dear Peaches.

Posted by: Reverend Comey at December 10, 2019 05:16 PM (VqhL9)

381 Damn off Rev Comey!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (VqhL9)

382 The cock crowed three times.

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

383 So is this basically going to end in a strongly worded letter? These criminal fucks tried to toss an election (their other brethren still are trying) and we get a bit of outrage from the AG? I want people on trial. Gen Flynn got strung up for minor process shit and life ruined, and these fucks are going to skate?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (r7Fvf)

384 I find this lack of respect for the news media deplorable

Posted by: Regular Ass Slapper at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (6/uwW)

385 354
>>Who's better at this, Barr or Mueller? TBF, Barr effectively
started in about March 2019. I give him 6 more months grace. Then? Then I
will complain fruitlessly some more.



>>Mueller had 2 years, his team was together even longer under McCabe.


That was part of my premise.



>>Flynn has never spent a night in jail and his case is likely to get tossed and the IG report might be the reason.


Process is the punishment. Right? We agree that even if this goes to a jury, partisan politics guarantee a walk. Right?



>>Papa spent a couple weeks in jail. People here would lose their shit
if some of the guys Barr is going after only get 2 weeks for a process
crime.



Process crime is the start. Flynn has been on the hook since January 2016.


>>The FBI can indict anyone for lying. They do it all the time. I'm hoping for a lot more than a simple process crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

No kidding. Comey, liar (Congress, like Cohen) and leaker. These are known and easy. McCabe wife accepted dem money, and her husband was complicit in the sham investigation of hillary. There's a pretty solid start to a bribery investigation, among other things.

We have big words to soothe our appetite for justice. For now. Revisit in six months.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (1CjJc)

386 Woman reporter at race who had her butt slapped said her power was taken. She filed a police report. It's on film and her interview.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/news- reporter-slapped-on-live-tv-alex-bozarjian-he-took- my-power/#



Amazing how fragile all these #StrongWomen are.

Bakc during the Patriarchy, the #StrongWomen would have slapped a guy in the face. But that's back when we were keepin' 'em down, yo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (hbTkw)

387 Cuck with and 'o'? and Hi dear Peaches.


Yep. That's what I was thinking and was going to post.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (bFkYZ)

388 What's a c*c*???

Ahoy!!!

Bring the Paolo about to my wife's stern! RAMMING SPEED!!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (ZGrMX)

389 So is this basically going to end in a strongly worded letter? These criminal fucks tried to toss an election (their other brethren still are trying) and we get a bit of outrage from the AG? I want people on trial. Gen Flynn got strung up for minor process shit and life ruined, and these fucks are going to skate?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM (r7Fvf)


Why we need the AllenG method applied......

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

390 #376 nice wordsmithing

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2019 05:19 PM (hSXql)

391 Of course she shouldn't have slapped her on the ass, but it was still funny and well timed. The runners before him were acting frisky running behind her, and he took the joke too far. She could have said in response "spotted the virgin" or "that's more ass than he's gotten in years" some other witty funny comeback to embarrass him.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:19 PM (iLaBB)

392 368
Why do people with nics never seen before suddenly show up? Is it to
demoralize or they suddenly needed to get something off their chests and
decided to show up here?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:14 PM (WI7YS)

Some come by to spread F.U.D. Others just want to vent.

(Only advice I would say is do not get too comfortable with rage, it isn't a good look and it tends to cascade.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 05:19 PM (ocutB)

393 Glad I missed all the sturm und drang here today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:19 PM (WI7YS)

394 He buttered her butt and called her a biscuit.
Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:15 PM

The guy was stupid for doing it, I'd be mad if it was my wife, but c'mon. It was a slap on the butt. Not saying it was cool at all but holy drama Batman.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:19 PM (r7Fvf)

395 Look....the dude shouldn't have slapped her ass on the way by.



What she SHOULD'VE done was chase after his ass and kicked it. It would've been on camera and he'd have been embarrassed.



Now, she's going to take this too far and the left is going to ruin this man's life.



Actions have consequences, but the consequence of today is over the top and mostly unrecoverable.

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)
This. Frankly, I don't GAS if his life is ruined, he's worthless. But, this has happened to me (years ago) and I took care of it on the spot. Old man in a bar. He kept trying to make nice with me, for years, but he was dead to me after that. This chick, however, I'd now be tempted to slap her myself. Although not on the ass, it's not like she's some kind of a Kardashian, right?

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 05:19 PM (14URa)

396 Amazing how fragile all these #StrongWomen are.

Bakc during the Patriarchy, the #StrongWomen would have slapped a guy in the face. But that's back when we were keepin' 'em down, yo.

-

That's a good observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 05:20 PM (fyd1J)

397 Anc of organizations to shit can in the government how about It's who just protect their own, why bother?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 05:20 PM (ZCEU2)

398 'sup all? Anything happening today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (ptqGC)

399 ...said her power was taken


*********


But does she still have her mojo?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (m45I2)

400 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 05:19 PM (ocutB)

I can get cranky and irritable, but I generally don't rage. I just complain to my husband saying "Cant you believe these people?!" (ie. the Deep State)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (WI7YS)

401 I saw Travesty open for Warrant at the Hoosegow on Sunset Strip back '93.

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (zD38/)

402 Glad I missed all the sturm und drang here today.

The sturm wasn't too bad, but that drang...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (hbTkw)

403 >>Process is the punishment. Right? We agree that even if this goes to a jury, partisan politics guarantee a walk. Right?

And yet many here don't apply this principle to the corrupt people under investigation.

I guarantee you they are all lawyered up. McCabe ain't getting rich at CNN and he's not celebrating. He's been fired and disgraced and now he is under criminal investigation.

Embrace the idea that we are winning and the not only will Hillary never be president none of them are ever going to be in a position to screw around with our country again. I'm enjoying the hell out of this "process".

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

404 Personally I am much more into convictions
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:10 PM (BqBId)

You must be a frustrated man

Posted by: No Convictions, either at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (U7k5w)

405 Ass slapper will pay more of a price than any traitors in the fbi or cia.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2019 05:22 PM (6/uwW)

406 398
'sup all? Anything happening today?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (ptqGC)

Festivus airing of grievances.

Feats of strength on next thread.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:22 PM (1CjJc)

407 400; Sorry "Can" you believe these people?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:22 PM (WI7YS)

408 Some come by to spread F.U.D. Others just want to vent.
Fear, unrest(?) and despondency?

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 05:22 PM (T6t7i)

409 watching"The Five". I have never said this before but Juan Willaims is at best a complete idiot.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 05:22 PM (YG34V)

410 This. Frankly, I don't GAS if his life is ruined, he's worthless. But, this has happened to me (years ago) and I took care of it on the spot. Old man in a bar. He kept trying to make nice with me, for years, but he was dead to me after that. This chick, however, I'd now be tempted to slap her myself. Although not on the ass, it's not like she's some kind of a Kardashian, right?
Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 05:19 PM (14URa)


I was 19, in college and roaming the walkways in a club. Hottie walked by and I reached out and gave her right cheek a squeeze as we passed.

She fought traffic, got back where I was, got in my face and loudly said "NEXT time, grab your MOTHER'S ass!!!"

It was the first time......it was the last time......

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

411
Regarding yesterday's PeachMint testimony by Tweedledum, AKA Mr. Moneybags (who paid extra to go both ways), our civilization stands in mute awe to benefits realized by listening to the seasoned wisdom of eight year old children. Thank you, Monsieur DummAdze!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 10, 2019 05:23 PM (pNxlR)

412 399 ...said her power was taken


*********


But does she still have her mojo?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (m45I2)

No word on whether she got her groove back.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:24 PM (iLaBB)

413 398
'sup all? Anything happening today?


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Personal best on my combined elliptical / erg score. I am a powerhouse!

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 05:24 PM (T6t7i)

414 It was the first time......it was the last time......

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2019 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

-

FIRST!

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 05:24 PM (fyd1J)

415 I have never said this before but Juan Willaims is at best a complete idiot.

So you've never seen Juan Williams before? Most people say that every time they see him.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2019 05:24 PM (ZGrMX)

416 Anyone here imagine Barry and his wingman Holder just laughing and laughing today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

417 I have never said this before but Juan Willaims is at best a complete idiot.

So you've never seen Juan Williams before? Most people say that every time they see him.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2019 05:24 PM (ZGrMX)

Lol. Spot on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 05:24 PM (85Gof)

418 261 Why isn't Lisa Page already under arrest for altering 302s?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 04:51 PM (J567a)

Because she was just an honest agent doing her best for America\

Posted by: No Convictions, either at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (U7k5w)

419 our civilization stands in mute awe to benefits realized by listening to the seasoned wisdom of eight year old children.

I don't think the Dems understand how much people laughed when they literally opened with the Woke 8-Year-Old meme.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (ZGrMX)

420 The ass slapper should immediately come out as a tansgender.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (iLaBB)

421 Posted by: No Convictions, either at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (U7k5w)
********
NO, See I have kooky notion do it right ! no do it fast & bad because someone on a blog is pissed

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (vh9cH)

422 In all seriousness, though, if someone was stealing electricity from me I'd expect them to stop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (fyd1J)

423 Emily Capagno just owned Juan with the facts about the IG report.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (wiXsO)

424 Any mention of Samantha Powers in the IG report? I haven't heard her name come up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

425 wonder how much time Graham will waste tomorrow on folksy charm for the cameras

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:26 PM (rpxSz)

426 415 I have never said this before but Juan Willaims is at best a complete idiot.

But a rich one. All it requires is the right melanin and a total lack of dignity.

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 05:26 PM (T6t7i)

427 Embrace the idea that we are winning and the not
only will Hillary never be president none of them are ever going to be
in a position to screw around with our country again. I'm enjoying the
hell out of this "process".

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

I'll embrace whatever. You are enjoying process that has delivered little results and only remains a promise of some semblance of justice. Hillary will never be President, despite the DOJ's and FBI's massive failings and dems obstructionism and coup, only because Trump.
Barr doesn't get any more good graces than Sessions or Rosenstein, until he proves himself. It's naive otherwise.

I've said I am not surprised at the IG report, and I am not pissed. I am a bit miffed at the snakeoil salesmen condemning the people for calling a spade a spade.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:26 PM (1CjJc)

428 But does she still have her mojo?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (m45I2)
I'm guessing she doesn't even kill her own spiders. Pfft, strong women don't talk, they DO.

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (14URa)

429 But a rich one. All it requires is the right melanin and a total lack of dignity.
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 05:26 PM

Barack Obama would love to slap your ass!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (r7Fvf)

430 424 Any mention of Samantha Powers in the IG report? I haven't heard her name come up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

she got the clap from a toilet seat

that's about it

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (rpxSz)

431 Men and women are so totally different. Do men get a sexual charge when they slap the ass a female, who is a stranger? It would not even occur to me to slap some guy's ass.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (mv5Fv)

432 NO, See I have kooky notion do it right ! no do it fast & bad because someone on a blog is pissed
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (vh9cH)

I will do it right if it takes me 20 years!

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (U7k5w)

433 I don't think the Dems understand how much people laughed when they literally opened with the Woke 8-Year-Old meme.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (ZGrMX)
----------

CheChe redux.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (/669Q)

434 Doesn't AG Barr realize that with these comments he splashed a lot of cold water on the DEM/MSM exoneration celebrations.
Killjoy.

Posted by: Dems/MSM at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (/Fmtj)

435 Fox has the worst video player and they know it.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 05:28 PM (lkl+P)

436 Whine Williams is beyond stupid. He's just an unpleasant person.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:28 PM (r7Fvf)

437 Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (U7k5w)
*******
Wow you thought of that all by yourself?? god Bless you

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:28 PM (vh9cH)

438 Methinks this Barr guy Can, and will, lay the pipe.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 10, 2019 05:29 PM (2uxHM)

439 It would not even occur to me to slap some guy's ass.


Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (mv5Fv)
In the interest of full disclosure, I have done that. But, I already knew it would be well-received, it was not a stranger thing.

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2019 05:29 PM (14URa)

440 Do men get a sexual charge when they slap the ass a female, who is a stranger

Ah, are talking about a world class ASS here? Sure yeah

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 05:29 PM (85Gof)

441 >> It would not even occur to me to slap some guy's ass.


Me neither.

But you gotta watch yourself around those Football and Basketball Players.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 05:29 PM (+jFQz)

442 434 Doesn't AG Barr realize that with these comments he splashed a lot of cold water on the DEM/MSM exoneration celebrations.
Killjoy.
Posted by: Dems/MSM at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (/Fmtj)

he's icing Horowitz for tomorrow

think "The Police"

I'll be watching you

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (rpxSz)

443
I think the length and apparent inaction of this "process" weakens Trump and deepens our political fractures. It's not good.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (M9ntN)

444 >>I'll embrace whatever. You are enjoying process that has delivered little results and only remains a promise of some semblance of justice.

You know why I am enjoying it and you aren't? I don't have unrealistic expectations about how fast this is going to go.

I've always known it was going to take years not weeks or months and I am quite pleased with the direction. Again, feel free to be upset and demand that it go faster, but it won't and you will just get angrier.

I just don't find that very productive.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

445 And, No.

No Charge.

You just see an ass and slap it.

Reflex, really.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (+jFQz)

446 I can get cranky and irritable, but I generally
don't rage. I just complain to my husband saying "Cant you believe these
people?!" (ie. the Deep State)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:21 PM (WI7YS)


I wasn't saying you were a rage-o-holic. It was just a general observation that raging and ranting is really easy to do and can end up consuming a person so that is all they have.
I can be a regular stumble-tongue at times.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (ocutB)

447 439 It would not even occur to me to slap some guy's ass.


Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (mv5Fv)


So, you're a grabber?

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (lkl+P)

448 Grab a woman's ass and she'll talk about it for years.

Grab a guy's ass and he will, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (fyd1J)

449 Politico




NEW: Around 10-12 moderate Democrats are floating censure instead of impeachment


Posted by: Ha at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (6A9Kg)

450 Any mention of Samantha Powers in the IG report? I haven't heard her name come up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)


She was WH staff.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (1g7ch)

451 re me at 409: I've seen Juan Williams on Fox News many times before but this time he was especially loud and stupid.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 05:31 PM (YG34V)

452 F.U.D. = Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 10, 2019 05:31 PM (ocutB)

453 431 Men and women are so totally different. Do men get a sexual charge when they slap the ass a female, who is a stranger? It would not even occur to me to slap some guy's ass.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM (mv5Fv)

Ass slapping and ass patting is common on the athletic field of play. It send a clear message of "good job" or "nice play" or "keep it up". It was a long distance run and she was on the field of play.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:31 PM (iLaBB)

454 Ahoy!!!
Bring the Paolo about to my wife's stern! RAMMING SPEED!!!!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2019 05:17 PM


The nautical rules of the road require an appropriate signal be given with a whistle or horn first.

Unless you'd prefer it be a surprise?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 10, 2019 05:32 PM (or1nP)

455
We don't have years. We don't even have months.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 05:32 PM (57dQ0)

456 She was WH staff.

-

And part time.





(sets it up to see if Muldoon is still around)

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 05:32 PM (fyd1J)

457 Do men get a sexual charge when they slap the ass a female, who is a stranger

no trick questions on the AOS

( but, oh God, yes )

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:32 PM (rpxSz)

458 >>"He took my power, and I'm trying to take that back," Bozarjian said

Tuesday on "CBS This Morning," adding, "I think what it really comes

down to is that he helped himself to a part of my body."
Okaaaaay. Now do CBS's Charlie Rose and Les Moonves.


First, these feminists destroy chivalry. Then, they start behaving in ways that send mixed signals to men (e.g. "slut walks"). THEN they bitch that men treat them poorly. Maybe you shouldn't have destroyed the rules, then made up new ones on the fly, that keep changing, and are also applied in a wildly inconsistent manner?
No, he shouldn't have slapped her butt, but I am out of f$#%s to give for these insignificant incidents that should be dealt with directly, not via social media/media mobs. Also: what has CBS done to protect its female employees from co-workers?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 05:32 PM (bDqIh)

459 Men and women are so totally different. Do men get a sexual charge when they slap the ass a female, who is a stranger? It would not even occur to me to slap some guy's ass.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2019 05:27 PM

I never have. I do it as a joke or to flirt with or scare my wife when she least expects it. (Like honking the horn when she is in front of the truck) I have never and would never do that to a stranger. The guy was an ass (no pun intended) I've never thought it really as a sexual thing per se (well, maybe in the heat of, secs sure) Maybe flirty but it wouldn't do anything for me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:33 PM (r7Fvf)

460 448
Grab a woman's ass and she'll talk about it for years.



Grab a guy's ass and he will, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge


Once, 35 years ago, I was dressed up as a samurai for Halloween and walking down M Street in Georgetown. Someone grabbed my ass and good, but due to the crowd, I couldn't make out who.

I choose to believe it was a stunningly beautiful woman.

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

461 I've said I am not surprised at the IG report, and I
am not pissed. I am a bit miffed at the snakeoil salesmen condemning
the people for calling a spade a spade.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:26 PM (1CjJc)

I agree. The IG report was pretty much as expected. Barr and Durham mouthing off says nothing and does nothing. This shouldn't take forever because it is all pretty much out in the open. A spy thriller it is not. Virtually all of the communications are on gov't systems. Some small fish should already be frying.

Posted by: WOPR at December 10, 2019 05:33 PM (y6ZVO)

462 No worries! Only two more years and the Statute of Limitations comes into play!

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 05:33 PM (NgKpN)

463 I choose to believe it was a stunningly beautiful woman.
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

Was that yoos?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 05:33 PM (85Gof)

464 450 Any mention of Samantha Powers in the IG report? I haven't heard her name come up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)


She was WH staff.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (1g7ch)


Unmasked 250 innocent people for Obama to persecute.

Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 05:33 PM (lkl+P)

465 455
We don't have years. We don't even have months.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 10, 2019 05:32 PM (57dQ0)

Statutory Limits.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:34 PM (iLaBB)

466 NEW: Around 10-12 moderate Democrats are floating censure instead of impeachment

Pelosi has to have a floor vote for the crazies

she hopes it fails and then they will censure

she will not whip this vote

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:34 PM (rpxSz)

467 Do men get a sexual charge when they slap the ass a female, who is a stranger



no trick questions on the AOS



( but, oh God, yes )



Given a choice, I'd rather have a strange hetero man slap me on the ass than a strange gay woman.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (bFkYZ)

468 Gentlemen, try wearing a kilt if you want to experience what some women will slap/grab to investigate your power.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (or1nP)

469 Do men get a sexual charge when they slap the ass a female, who is a stranger
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, but not as a result of the slap itself. It's the "reverberation."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (CqE5x)

470 461 I've said I am not surprised at the IG report, and I
am not pissed. I am a bit miffed at the snakeoil salesmen condemning
the people for calling a spade a spade.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:26 PM (1CjJc)

The constant stream of insults and denigration gets old quick.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

471 You know why I am enjoying it and you aren't? I don't have unrealistic expectations about how fast this is going to go.

I've always known it was going to take years not weeks or months and I am quite pleased with the direction. Again, feel free to be upset and demand that it go faster, but it won't and you will just get angrier.

I just don't find that very productive.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)
^^^^^^^^^^^
This once again with Feeling, Live it, Love It, Learnit

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (vh9cH)

472 444
>>I'll embrace whatever. You are enjoying process that has
delivered little results and only remains a promise of some semblance of
justice.



You know why I am enjoying it and you aren't? I don't have unrealistic expectations about how fast this is going to go.



I've always known it was going to take years not weeks or months and
I am quite pleased with the direction. Again, feel free to be upset and
demand that it go faster, but it won't and you will just get angrier.



I just don't find that very productive.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

No. You have unrealistic expectations that this will go anywhere at all, regardless of timeline.

I've always known it was going to take years not weeks or months. The difference is you have some emotional or other investment in this. I have none.

You can lecture all you want. But all you have right now is blind faith in a system that is demonstrably broken and by all appearances, captured by a system that you don't acknowledge or don't have the capacity to recognize.
I will happily be pleasantly surprised to admit I am wrong, when the time comes. So spare me the lectures about wanting it NOW.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (1CjJc)

473
Grab a woman's ass and she'll talk about it for years.



Grab a guy's ass and he will, too.


I've had my ass grabbed by a cute chick. I didn't wash that place for two weeks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (HaL55)

474 Burnt Toast, Power was Ambassador to the UN after Rice during Barky.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (fcf/y)

475 >>Any mention of Samantha Powers in the IG report? I haven't heard her name come up.


Good question. She of 300+ unmaskings didn't merit investigation?!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

476 Yeh who have not had her ass patted by a asshole raise your hand. I won't mind that tradition going bye bye. But causing this much suffering for a guy being a dope is b.s.

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (0js53)

477 Unmasked 250 innocent people for Obama to persecute.
Posted by: 17 Errors at December 10, 2019 05:33 PM (lkl+P)

that's what I said

it was a toilet seat

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (rpxSz)

478 Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (CqE5x)
*******
Better feeling than a Kick in the Nutz

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (vh9cH)

479 The constant stream of insults and denigration gets old quick.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

No kidding.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:36 PM (1CjJc)

480 Years ago I had an older MILFY co-worker slap my ass quite often. I am not going to lie. I liked it. She was cute.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:36 PM (r7Fvf)

481 No, he shouldn't have slapped her butt, but I am out of f$#%s to give for these insignificant incidents that should be dealt with directly, not via social media/media mobs. Also: what has CBS done to protect its female employees from co-workers?
Posted by: Lizzy


When you've lost the 'ettes...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 05:36 PM (BN/jk)

482 470 461 I've said I am not surprised at the IG report, and I
am not pissed. I am a bit miffed at the snakeoil salesmen condemning
the people for calling a spade a spade.


Well. I'll admit it... I'm pissed

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 05:36 PM (6XlcD)

483 This once again with Feeling, Live it, Love It, Learnit

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (vh9cH)

How's Jack's ass taste, Deep Shit?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 05:36 PM (1CjJc)

484 ..but I suppose we're supposed to all bend down and kiss your Eeyore a$$es next time something doesn't happen like in the movies.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog

You seem to miss AG Barr's disdain for how Horowitz framed the conduct. That in and of itself reinforces my interpretation of bleaching....stay out if the road mr frog

Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 10, 2019 05:36 PM (88WhX)

485 How long does it take for nothing to happen?

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2019 05:36 PM (Tnijr)

486 NEW: Around 10-12 moderate Democrats are floating censure instead of impeachment

Pelosi has to have a floor vote for the crazies

she hopes it fails and then they will censure

she will not whip this vote
Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:34 PM (rpxSz)

Impeachment? Trump wins

No impeachment, but a censure? Trump wins

No impeachment or censure? Trump wins

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (CqE5x)

487 Yes, but not as a result of the slap itself. It's the "reverberation."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (CqE5x)


It's like jello on springs!

Posted by: Zombie Jack Lemmon at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (q1Pj5)

488 468 Gentlemen, try wearing a kilt if you want to experience what some women will slap/grab to investigate your power.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (or1nP)

Yup, wear a kilt to a Ren Faire.

You are faire Game as it were.

I can testify!

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (NgKpN)

489 Guess who's on Chuck Todd's show right now?

John Brennan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

490 486 NEW: Around 10-12 moderate Democrats are floating censure instead of impeachment

Moderate Democrats? Do they even exist?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (6XlcD)

491 It's going to take time to investigate and get to the bottom of things. It can be done fast or it can be done right but it can't be both.
-----
It has to be done before PDT is out of office or it won't happen.

Posted by: AK away at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (8+B0H)

492 Given a choice, I'd rather have a strange hetero man slap me on the ass than a strange gay woman.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 10, 2019 05:35 PM (bFkYZ)

some of us aint picky

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (rpxSz)

493 127
look, getting one's butt slapped is effing annoying





Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book!
I makes one wonder if at some point not getting one's butt slapped becomes effing annoying.

Posted by: dirks strewn DA 1977 at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (/Fmtj)

494 OT-Does anyone else dislike office holiday parties
that you're more or less obligated to attend because you have a new boss?. After a day at church I don't want to go a party Sunday afternoon

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (WI7YS)

495 If i was his lawyer, I'd argue it occurred on an athletic field of play where ass slapping is a well known cultural norm sending the message of "you are doing great!"

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (iLaBB)

496 Brennan trashing Barr.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2019 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

497
You can lecture all you want. But all you have right now is blind faith in a system that is demonstrably broken and by all appearances, captured by a system that you don't acknowledge or don't have the capacity to recognize.
I will happily be pleasantly surprised to admit I am wrong, when the time comes. So spare me the lectures about wanting it NOW.
*******
& you have nothing But Tourette's Syndrome

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 05:38 PM (vh9cH)

498 ORANGEMANBAD

Posted by: Bot what votes at December 10, 2019 05:38 PM (ldmQR)

499 You know why I am enjoying it and you aren't? I don't have unrealistic expectations about how fast this is going to go.

I've always known it was going to take years not weeks or months and I am quite pleased with the direction. Again, feel free to be upset and demand that it go faster, but it won't and you will just get angrier.

I just don't find that very productive.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 05:30 PM

Hope you're right Jack. I think it's all the years of Clintonland and their bullshit that has many of us jaded.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2019 05:38 PM (r7Fvf)

500 Moderate Democrats? Do they even exist?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2019 05:37 PM (6XlcD)

the mod squad of 31

Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 05:38 PM (rpxSz)

501 Power no longer