The Morning Report 1/19/18

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Good morning kids. We end the week with the bombshell revelations, which in point of fact are the confirmation of our now long-held suspicions, that the fabricated Trump "dossier" was in fact used as a pretext to illegally obtain a FISA warrant as legal cover to spy on first the Trump campaign in order to derail it and then the nascent Trump Administration to for all intents and purposes overthrow it. It also had a parallel goal of obfuscating Hillary's and Obama's real crimes by manufacturing evidence that "see, Trump did it too, so no big deal" or something like that.

As of now, key Republicans are pushing to have this smoking gun, nay, still-flaming howitzer, released to the public while the Democrats, many of whom being part of this "investigation" can be considered co-conspirators in the coverup if not the actual crime, are desperately trying to keep it secret.

And in a not necessarily unrelated story, at least from the standpoint of the lawlessness and lust for raw power of the Establishment and the Leftist-Democrat movement, the Attorney General of California, one Xavier Becerra, is now threatening citizens of his state with prosecution if they cooperate with Federal agents in the exercising of their legal authority to investigate and arrest any illegal aliens within that state. First, recall that when Becerra as a Congressman was chairman of the House Democrat Caucaus, there was a massive data breach by their IT aides the Awan brothers, which then DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz desperately attempted to cover up. No doubt in my mind that whatever data that was stolen by the Awans must have included clear evidence of criminal wrongdoing by Obama, both Clintons, their aides and key figures in the federal law enforcement and intel communities, related to the Trump campaign as well as most likely the shadier elements of the patently shady Iran nuke deal and other high crimes and misdemeanors.

Circling back, Becerra's now thug-like threats against his citizenry is apparently in response to DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen's announcement that the agency intends to arrest mayors and other civic leaders of so-called "sanctuary cities" if they refuse to cooperate with law enforcement in the arrest and deportation of illegal aliens in their jurisdictions. Is it just me or is this insurrection? And what happens when Federal ICE agents actually show up in California to start arresting people or even just to set up offices? Will Becerra and Jerry Brown instruct their state police to "resist?" Never has the expression "Mexican standoff" had a more charged double meaning than right there.

Re-circling back once more to the lead, said Rep Scott Perry of Virginia:

"You think about it, 'is this happening in America or is this the KGB?' That's how alarming this is."

Now take the lead story, the one about Becerra, the actual Soviet-style labeling of political dissidents and opponents (in this case President Trump) as "insane," the nakedly illegal and unconstitutional power grabs by judges to block the legal functioning of the Executive branch, the weaponization of the IRS, DoJ, EPA and other agencies to oppress the citizenry, the normalization and instigation of physical violence against conservatives and others, the silencing and censorship of anti-leftist voices in social and other media, and myriad other examples of "the resistance" within the Federal bureaucracy as well as Democrat-controlled state and local governments and you've got yourself a situation.

In my life, I've always been jaded about politics and political parties but I guess I was blind, willfully or otherwise, to the fact that we indeed no longer have a republic that is even marginally functioning as intended; the people being in control of their destinies and those they elect charged with carrying out their wishes via legislation that is lawfully enacted, faithfully executed and either upheld or overturned in legitimate courts of law by jurists whose loyalty is to the ultimate guidepost, the Constitution.

It pains me to have to write this but we are living in, for all intents and purposes a first world shit-hole. We don't see it because we live in relative comfort, have access to clean water, sanitation, don't go hungry and can pursue our life's goals relatively unmolested - that is if you don't think too much about the bureaucracy that controls or at least touches on every aspect of your life and profits off of it, but that is another story. Yes, we live in a shit-hole because petty thugs and crooks who want to maintain that power and control with like minded-thugs "elected" by the low-information lumpenproletariat got the shock of their life when the latter dared defy them and elect a man whom they despise personally and fear openly because he is committed to their metaphorical eradication.

If we are to restore any semblance of the rule of law and preserve what's left of the civil society, then at a minimum people at the top have got to be punished, and severely. I'm looking right at James Comey and that's just for starters. If he and all the others (and I think it's fairly obvious who I am referring to) do not face prison and have their assets seized, then G-d help us.

Lots of other stuff including primarily the shutdown follies among other things. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:13 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:08 AM (mpXpK)

2 Good morning.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (iWwbk)

3 From the bitter-cold south, good morning Morons (though supposed to get up into the 50s today).

Posted by: IanDeal at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (qcIL3)

4 good morning Vic

Posted by: Cicero skip at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (FIrEF)

5 Morning Viv

Posted by: Mac Sog at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (czkHE)

6 Content!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (EyPfd)

7 mornin, horde!

Posted by: wing at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (RSMz4)

8 Good morning kids. We end the week with the bombshell revelations, which
in point of fact are the confirmation of our now long-held suspicions,
that the fabricated Trump "dossier" was in fact used as a pretext to
illegally obtain a FISA warrant as legal cover to spy on first the Trump
campaign in order to derail it and then the nascent Trump
Administration to for all intents and purposes overthrow it.



Which means that the Obamanite thugs lied to congress. So where are the criminal contempt of congress charges and the $5,000 fines and five years in jail?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

9 apparently the hashtags that the media istrying to ignore today are #ReleaseTheMemo and #ObamaGate


Obama Spied
The Media Lied

GOOD MORNING HORDE!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 19, 2018 07:10 AM (hMwEB)

10 Big stuff. I think we're finally nearing the end of the shenanigans of the slow-roll coup, and we'll be hitting a decision point very shortly.

The corruptoids may decide to launch any power grab they can before being arrested for the crimes that are coming to light.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2018 07:11 AM (J+mig)

11 I want to know what the Democrats don't want me to know. (I'm kinda sure I know anyway)

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2018 07:12 AM (ZgKFD)

12 It pains me to have to write this but we are living in, for all intents
and purposes a first world shit-hole. We don't see it because we live in
relative comfort, have access to clean water, sanitation, don't go
hungry and can pursue our life's goals relatively unmolested



Unless you live in Flint or Detroit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:12 AM (mpXpK)

13 I am still skeptical. Almost a year ago Trump revealed that the Obama administration was surveilling his campaign and transition team.

He was the bad guy for saying it, and it is part - PART - of the basis of the evaluation of his mental fitness.

If this memo is released and it makes Trump right, the Left and the media (BIRM) will be in such a state of cognitive dissonance, that the world will just implode.

Ain't nobody going to jail.

Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2018 07:13 AM (jHrzU)

14

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 19, 2018 07:13 AM (mPeei)

15 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 07:13 AM (oVWx5)

16
I have news for DiFi -- people die all the time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:14 AM (pNxlR)

17 Senate Reauthorizes FISA Spy Law, Bill Heads to PDT for Signature


I hope Trump vetoes it but he won't.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

18 Vic damn it

Posted by: Mac Sog at January 19, 2018 07:14 AM (czkHE)

19 the Attorney General of California, one Xavier Becerra, is now threatening citizens of his state with prosecution if they cooperate with Federal agents in the exercising of their legal authority to investigate and arrest any illegal aliens within that state.



1st one he tries to prosecute, he should be disbarred at a minimum.

His oath of office is to uphold the laws and defend the US Constitution.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 07:15 AM (rpAqR)

20 'Apple is paying about $38 billion to bring about $245 billion back to the U.S.'

More than enough to pay for a very nice wall. After Mexico chips in of course.

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 07:15 AM (UdKB7)

21
Never has the expression "Mexican standoff" had a more charged double meaning than right there.

* golf clap *

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 07:15 AM (2FqvZ)

22 After House Approves Stopgap Budget, Senate Dems Will Decide if Government Shuts Down Today



Only because pussy repukes will not use the nuclear option like the Democrats always do.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:16 AM (mpXpK)

23 The Poop fetish demographic of California will be outraged at Nancy Pelosi's slander. Shit will hit the fan I tells ya!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:16 AM (90Bjq)

24 If this memo is released and it makes Trump right, the Left and the media (BIRM) will be in such a state of cognitive dissonance, that the world will just implode.

Ain't nobody going to jail.

Posted by: blaster


This.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 07:16 AM (rpAqR)

25
18 Vic damn it
Posted by: Mac Sog at January 19, 2018 07:14 AM (czkHE)


Vic Damone? Suave appearance, nice baritone voice. Still alive, BTW.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:17 AM (pNxlR)

26 TFIG

I think Trump might have to build a bigger prison this year. Hopefully.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 07:17 AM (jAZR9)

27 9>> Thats great! It should be a trending hash tag or whatever its called by lunch time

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 07:17 AM (bZ5DM)

28 @17 I hope Trump vetoes it but he won't.-Vic

He should just carry it around for a while. At least make them think "pocket veto".

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2018 07:17 AM (ZgKFD)

29 Ain't nobody going to jail.

This x1000.

The only way any of these lawless traitors faces retribution is if a massive wave of Americans storms Capitol Hill and drags them to a date with Madame Guillotine.

Which ain't happening.

Justice is dead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2018 07:17 AM (kqsXK)

30 "Anti-Islam Nexus"

Faster, Please.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 19, 2018 07:18 AM (JO5zx)

31 So, experts were surprised by climate change changes.

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 07:18 AM (UdKB7)

32 Maybe start a rumor that Democrats started the Tide Pod Challenge?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:18 AM (EyPfd)

33 Trump's Infrastructure Opportunity


Link no workee JJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:18 AM (mpXpK)

34
Why do Republicans want to create a high school valedictorian gap in this country?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:19 AM (pNxlR)

35 JJ, wish I had time this morning to add some thoughts but I'll just say, "Thanks." Coalesced much of what I cogitate about every day.

Posted by: RM at January 19, 2018 07:19 AM (eP+dt)

36 Pray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:20 AM (8+Ozj)

37 Justice is dead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2018 07:17 AM (kqsXK)


No Freddy is. Freddie's dead. That's what I said.

Posted by: Curtis Mayfield at January 19, 2018 07:20 AM (2FqvZ)

38 Just leak the Memo.

If DiFi can do it...

The Left would love it like the heroic leaking of the Pentagon Papers, no?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:21 AM (oVJmc)

39 lots of buzz going around ... it could well go up the chain from Hillary, meaning ties to Soros and the oligarchs. They are the ones that have been pushing the puppets into power.

But just getting the facts out on Comey, Rosenstein, Hillary and that whole Obama clan will start to turn the public sentiment. This is also when they realize they lost the covert operation, but do they move to the next level operation where they start Arkanciding people, or start other antifa style attacks, but with more gusto (explosive or otherwise)

Supposedly Trump had gone to a secure location, "heavily guarded", perhaps the Pentagon, to discuss with a group (19?) the steps taken from here. That last EO may give him powers to overrule guys like Rosenstein or others that are fully committed deep state operatives. (Deep State exists, and is actually a real domestic enemy ruling from within. as JJ alluded to, or stated pretty directly)

so that is a lot of supposition, but is why I've called Comey, Mueller, Rosenstein "dirty cops" the whole time. They are actively covering up treason ... they are the enemy. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:21 AM (otAqJ)

40 For some reason, I can't make links today. But the day's birthday girl is actress Lillian Harvey. Look her up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2018 07:21 AM (kqsXK)

41 If this memo is released and it makes Trump right, the Left and the media (BIRM) will be in such a state of cognitive dissonance, that the world will just implode.


It will be fun watching the media try to smother this story. You know they will try. I'm in the "believe it when I see it camp" in regards to this memo. To many let downs in the past.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:21 AM (90Bjq)

42 I don't know. I didn't think we'd get this far. Keep pedalling.

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 07:21 AM (0gGpe)

43 I was just looking back on what I was doing on this day 1yr ago. Got up early and headed out on the road with my daughter to DC to pick up our inauguration tix at the Hart building from our "esteemed" Senator Whitehouse's office. We checked in to the Americana Hotel first, then shot over to the Hart building, then onto the Lincoln Memorial for some festivities. After that, some dinner and margarita's and bed, had to be rested up for the biggly day! Good times..good times!!

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 19, 2018 07:21 AM (PafTy)

44 Agree with all you say JJ however a quick perusal of the morning TV reveals on Fox New Channel that Dolly Partons driving passion is her music. And that the R's may shut down the government.

Rome. Burns.

Posted by: Redgrains at January 19, 2018 07:21 AM (WPxnj)

45 "The future is not set. Our Fate is what we make it."


It is unsettling just how similar political events of today are to events of one hundred and fifty years ago.

Posted by: Daniel Nathan Fairly Jr. at January 19, 2018 07:22 AM (GroCc)

46 I think that the sidebar link to an article in Popular Mechanics about Fun Mission Patches is very much worth the link, and it has the bonus of having its very last sentence be the single word "Sad," which makes PDT look kinda mainstream.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2018 07:22 AM (W3P1i)

47 "Ain't nobody going to jail."

Then we have NO law. So everybody, just do what you want to. Empty the jails, there is NO law. We are all Lois Lerner!

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2018 07:22 AM (ZgKFD)

48 A local TV website had a pic of what California could look like if the western half split off. We might reach 57 states if that happens, as it would happen in NY and several other states...I'm dreaming, but you can always hope.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 07:22 AM (hTPT3)

49 Of course Pakistan is complaining. They're a founding member of the Axis of Shitholes.

Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 07:23 AM (ITvKk)

50 These are great links; I'm looking at an hour reading through the articles. JJ, you are a newsman at heart!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 19, 2018 07:23 AM (ylUqT)

51 I think the memo will come out soon, but they should not leak it as it would perhaps compromise the integrity of the operation.
Bad guys leak selectively because lies and propaganda is their game to cover up their crimes. Like Comey admitting his leaking crime, because he is desperate to cover up higher crimes ... imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:24 AM (otAqJ)

52 Baltimore is up to 11 dead, Chicago has to get on the ball and up their score. Baltimore might actually catch up.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 07:24 AM (hTPT3)

53 33 Trump's Infrastructure Opportunity


Link no workee JJ
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:18 AM (mpXpK)


Tried fixing it in Pixy. Hmm. It's the lead at City Journal anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:25 AM (mbhDw)

54 " Baltimore is up to 11 dead, Chicago has to get on the ball and up their score. Baltimore might actually catch up. "

HeyJackass.com has Chicago at 18.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 19, 2018 07:26 AM (fVubI)

55 " Baltimore is up to 11 dead, Chicago has to get on the ball and up their score. Baltimore might actually catch up."

12, if you count this little poor guy.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/01/18/cat-set-on-fire/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:26 AM (EyPfd)

56 43 I was just looking back on what I was doing on this day 1yr ago. Got up early and headed out on the road with my daughter to DC to pick up our inauguration tix at the Hart building
____________________

That's what we should focus on today. Despite having complete control of the federal government in 2016, and despite having a widespread and deep voter fraud operation in place, the Dim crooks were still not able to steal the presidential election -- even though they pulled every dirty trick in the books, and even invented some new ones.

We prevailed in 2016, and we can again.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 07:27 AM (fqUgw)

57 Maybe someone should point out to Linda that when it counted, she couldn't even make it on the big stage. Probably still befuddled that the MSM couldn't vote in GOP primaries. And while on it, what the hell is making her face so geschswollen ??

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 07:27 AM (4u7kU)

58 India-Israel Nexus: HinJew?


Nancy Pelosi: She may be senile and crazy, but she raises money so she gets to stay.

California AG: Dude seems a bit emotional - do you think he's a fan of musical theater?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 19, 2018 07:27 AM (hLRSq)

59 Another excellent post, JJ.
Man, the Left is awful. They won't be happy until it's a hot civil war.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:27 AM (W+vEI)

60 I'd estimate at least 90% of LIV's are completely unaware of the budget standoff, impending govt. shutdown and their likely deaths.

Ignorance is bliss. They will die happy, probably watching reality TV.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2018 07:28 AM (MxEKc)

61 Stuffed with great content, JJ.

Before I toddle off to read the content, if I recall correctly, the FISA courts were established to get the OK to listen in on foreign conversation. Specifically conversation of bloodthirsty Islamic terrorists that were intent on murdering American citizens. Everybody knew the risk that this law could be used for the wrong reasons, but the threat at the time seemed to make it a necessary option.

How quickly was this law weaponized to be used against a private American citizen and an inconvenient political opponent.

If the FISA courts are still necessary for its original purpose (and it probably is), then those that violated their public trust absolutely must be made a cautionary tale example, so as to strongly deter this mischief in the future, for FISA and a thousand other laws.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:29 AM (+Tibp)

62
https://www.city-journal.org/html/trump%E2%80%99s-
infrastructure-opportunity-15678.html

Apostrophe in link is dumb. That web site should know better.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 07:29 AM (2FqvZ)

63 Are Tide Pods pod people eggs?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2018 07:29 AM (bc2Lc)

64 hot civil war.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:27 AM (W+vEI)

They don't want a hot civil war. They want purges and genocide. Civil war is too much work and far too risky.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2018 07:29 AM (T28di)

65 "Baltimore might actually catch up. "

Remember, for those of you playing our home game...

Chicago has a much larger population than Baltimore.

The correction factor to determine the per-capita murder rate is well over 4.2.

So in order for Chicago to be even with Baltimore's 11 murders, they would need 46 dead at this point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:30 AM (EyPfd)

66

Link to Trump Infrastructure article at City Journal fixed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:30 AM (mbhDw)

67 59 Another excellent post, JJ.
Man, the Left is awful. They won't be happy until it's a hot civil war.
Posted by: Lizzy



Dear Leftists; Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:31 AM (90Bjq)

68 53 Tried fixing it in Pixy. Hmm. It's the lead at City Journal anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:25 AM (mbhDw)


OK, working now. Thanx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

69
Oh boy, according to Drudge, some media outfit has an interview, on tape, with Stormy Daniels back in 2011 or so, where she confirms hanky panky with Donny Two Scoops.

They are going to release it soon, the article says.

Me, one tenth of one percent of one little shit I do not give, how about ya'll?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:31 AM (8O3HH)

70 Amazons new headquarters search ruled out most of the smaller cities. They want their headquarters in the biggest cities like Boston, NYC etc. Cost of living is high, but I guess they can afford it. I'd vote for Toronto, as its in another country. Now if only they didn't have such a stupid government in Ottawa.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 07:31 AM (hTPT3)

71 "It pains me to have to write this but we are living in, for all intents and purposes a first world shit-hole. We don't see it because we live in relative comfort, have access to clean water, sanitation, don't go hungry and can pursue our life's goals relatively unmolested - that is if you don't think too much about the bureaucracy that controls or at least touches on every aspect of your life and profits off of it, but that is another story."

Going back to that for a moment...

We're an incipient shithole.

The fish always rots from the head down. The corruption starts in the high places and works its way lower, and eventually every state and every locality is using its public works programs like a jobs program for imbecilic relatives of state & local officials...

And then you're back to rivers of shit in the streets, or something like Flint.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2018 07:32 AM (J+mig)

72 61 Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:29 AM (+Tibp)

Connecting dots here:

Obama and Clinton hired the Russians to contact and talk with Trump campaign.

Obama and Clinton used that contact as a pretext to get FISA warrant.

Obama and Clinton then used info obtained by FISA warrant to sabotage Trump campaign as well as neutralize/obfuscate real Russian collusion by them as President and SoS.

Now using that info in ongoing Mueller "probe" to taint and sabotage Trump.

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:33 AM (mbhDw)

73 "They want their headquarters in the biggest cities like Boston, NYC etc. Cost of living is high, but I guess they can afford it. "

If they really wanted to Virtue Signal..

Port-au-Prince has some very affordable locations.
Cost of living for employees would be pretty low too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:34 AM (EyPfd)

74 Sunlight is the best disinfectant, I remember hearing. Make it all public, and then relentlessly shame the MSM into covering the stories. Those partisan Democrat shitheads still will try to evade their responsibilities to report, if we let them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 19, 2018 07:35 AM (ylUqT)

75 58 India-Israel Nexus: HinJew?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 19, 2018 07:27 AM (hLRSq)

Jew-Du, FTW!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:35 AM (mbhDw)

76 Sessions recused himself from all "matters" in regard to the "Presidential campaigns". So, is Rosenstein, the same guy who Gaetz said last night on Lou Dobbs should be in jail, going to be the one in charge of prosecuting these crimes?

Posted by: Ever at January 19, 2018 07:35 AM (OLS0m)

77 Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:33 AM (mbhDw)

Yeah. It's a whole level of corruption, entrapment, and manipulation that makes every other scandal in our country's history look like amateur hour, put next to it.

If they get away with this shit, there's no hope for us. At the very least, we need people to go to prison for this.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2018 07:35 AM (J+mig)

78 69
Oh boy, according to Drudge, some media outfit has an interview, on tape, with Stormy Daniels back in 2011 or so, where she confirms hanky panky with Donny Two Scoops.

They are going to release it soon, the article says.

Me, one tenth of one percent of one little shit I do not give, how about ya'll?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear



So?

The Left were warned what would happened when the rules you imposed on your political enemies would be used against you.

:-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:36 AM (90Bjq)

79 If Common Core is dead will that mean the Dept. of Ed will be allowing states to create their own curricula again? When will the Dept. of Ed start laying off staff? I assume there were/are a lot of bureaucrats whose sole purpose was making Common Core happen - let's give them the opportunity to seek new goals outside of the federal bureaucracy, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:36 AM (W+vEI)

80 Don Lemon will be happy to allege, on air, that Trump manufactured the whole FISA plot to draw attention away from ROOOSHIN KALLUZIN!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

81 "They are going to release it soon, the article says."

What have they been waiting for? Wouldn't October 2016 been better than February 2018 - too late to effect the presidential election, way too early to have effect on the midterms?

Russia Russia Russia! - done and gone
Sanity - the doctor says No
Sex! - Trump is impervious to shaming
Racism - seriously?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 19, 2018 07:37 AM (hLRSq)

82 Since the Memo was released to the House, is it safe to assume they sent a copy to the White House?

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 07:37 AM (OAlmw)

83 I'm suffering from dysania.

There, I used it.

Posted by: Corona at January 19, 2018 07:38 AM (88+VL)

84 Democrats on House Intel Committee Concocted the "Russia on Facebook" Lie

And Facebook is happily playing along, suppressing conservative voices.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:38 AM (oVJmc)

85 69 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

Stormy Monday claims something. Huh.

A) Call me when PDT admits he had an affair, then...
B) Ask me if I give a single, solitary fuck about it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:38 AM (mbhDw)

86
Yeah, that's right. If this interview with Stormy existed from 2011, then where was it when Hillary was digging up everything she could to throw at him? That's right.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:39 AM (8O3HH)

87 I assume there were/are a lot of bureaucrats whose sole purpose was making Common Core happen - let's give them the opportunity to seek new goals outside of the federal bureaucracy, eh?
________________________

Or we could just let them return to their posts within the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 07:39 AM (fqUgw)

88 #ReleaseTheMemo then Perpwalk then Lock Them All Up

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2018 07:39 AM (QLvwG)

89 Don Lemon will be happy to allege, on air, that Trump manufactured the whole FISA plot to draw attention away from ROOOSHIN KALLUZIN!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

Last night, Chris Coumo had some bint on asserting Trump's companies bought real estate and sold it at a profit...therefore..."Money Laundering"!

Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2018 07:40 AM (0+nbW)

90 Has anyone asked Bill Clinton for his thoughts concerning marital infidelity?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:40 AM (EyPfd)

91 J.J.- You're "Mexican Standoff" line is a classic.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 07:40 AM (rBwYy)

92 it may be the left saw this #ReleasetheMemo thing coming, so are desperate for distraction with the shutdown.

If the contents of the memo come out and reveal mostly Dems have been using government as a weapon against the people, the shutdown may turn against them quickly in public opinion.

Schumer warned Trump the IC has fifty ways to get back at him, so he better not expose them. So Schumer's friends in the IC are now being publicly exposed ... it would seem. The real enemy is not even the "commie" hateful Dems really, it is the Deep State and their oligarchs that meet at CFR and such to decide things for us.

So that promise of Jan 15th came through, with the intel being released last Friday night, (a million plus pages) and is just now percolating through congress, and soon to the public. No more #2weeks, but the mop up operation may be messy. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:40 AM (otAqJ)

93 Oh boy, according to Drudge, some media outfit has an interview, on
tape, with Stormy Daniels back in 2011 or so, where she confirms hanky
panky with Donny Two Scoops.



They are going to release it soon, the article says.
----------------------------

Of all the dumb bullshit, this is the dumbest. I don't blame Stormy Daniels for publicity hounding. I blame the press for giving even an ounce of credence to this crap.

Trump is a famous germophobe. He hates even shaking hands with people. Carries around disinfectant with him. Do you really think he had sexual relations with a person who professionally has sex with hundreds of other people every year? Though I confess I wouldn't care if it were true, since its an obvious attempt by the media to derail the Trump agenda and preserve the corrupt swamp-state in DC, the story has zero credibility.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 19, 2018 07:41 AM (ylUqT)

94 "... eventually every state and every locality is using its public works programs like a jobs program for imbecilic relatives of state & local officials..."


You mean like 19th century machine politics?

And Flint? What that demonstrates is how *rare* that is here. Potable water from the tap and functioning sewer systems are the norm, so normal in fact that no one notices or comments on it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 19, 2018 07:41 AM (hLRSq)

95 89 Don Lemon will be happy to allege, on air, that Trump manufactured the whole FISA plot to draw attention away from ROOOSHIN KALLUZIN!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

Last night, Chris Coumo had some bint on asserting Trump's companies bought real estate and sold it at a profit...therefore..."Money Laundering"!
Posted by: BignJames



{shrugs} The Clinton Foundation is a very large money laundering operation. I'm Out of Fucks to give CNN.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:42 AM (90Bjq)

96
Note Stormy is denying it. She release a statement last week denying all this.

So she's not even publicity seeking herself.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:42 AM (8O3HH)

97 Scott Perry is Pennsylvania. Different commonwealth.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 19, 2018 07:43 AM (QPI2/)

98 More Noos; today is Friday, January 19, 2018. On this day in 1920 the Senate voted against joining the League of Nations. The Republicans were in the majority then. WWII dictator FDR had us join the UN in 1945. The Senate then was firmly Democrat then.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

99 Will you see this on the MFM news? Not a chance.


http://tinyurl.com/yaddrx44

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

100 This is why sanctions against shit hole nations like the Norks never work.


http://tinyurl.com/yavc7g9z

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

101 BB issues its own fake news awards. They too give it largely to CNN.


http://tinyurl.com/y8qvsqlr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

102 The funniest thing about this is that I'll bet 95% of the Left is completely unaware of the entire FISA issue, including the press, and it will drop like a meteor from the sky into the middle of their little campfire #Resistance sing-along.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:44 AM (oVJmc)

103 Pro amnesty DIABLOs threaten Trump with a government shutdown.


http://tinyurl.com/y7tosuyg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

104
If they really wanted to Virtue Signal..


Locate in Manaus, Brazil. Then they'd be Amazon in the Amazon rainforest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:44 AM (pNxlR)

105 Terrorist supporting CAIR is suing to eliminate the fed's watch list.


http://tinyurl.com/y8b88qzo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

106 Trump still needs to do some house cleaning at NASA. The Obama warmies are still in charge there.



http://tinyurl.com/y84u55h2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

107 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/ycltxgvq


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

108 'It pains me to have to write this but we are living in, for all intents and purposes a first world shit-hole.'

Cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Poopystan at January 19, 2018 07:45 AM (UdKB7)

109 So, what can we average people do to help get the memo out there-(Politically speaking, I mean. I am also praying) If we have Republican Reps to send an e-mail or call them to urge its release? That's what I am going to do anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:45 AM (8+Ozj)

110 You mean like 19th century machine politics?

And Flint? What that demonstrates is how *rare* that is here. Potable water from the tap and functioning sewer systems are the norm, so normal in fact that no one notices or comments on it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 19, 2018 07:41 AM (hLRSq)

1. Yes, exactly like that. That's where the corruption will lead.

2. Flint is rare and abnormal now. My point was that if the corruption isn't excised while it's still fairly rare, it'll become the new normal.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2018 07:46 AM (J+mig)

111 Will you see this on the MFM news? Not a chance.
http://tinyurl.com/yaddrx44

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 07:43 AM (mpXpK)
=============================The James Lankford interview at that link is outstanding. Thanks Vic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 19, 2018 07:46 AM (ylUqT)

112 Who else did they spy on ?

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 07:47 AM (0gGpe)

113 Me, one tenth of one percent of one little shit I do not give, how about ya'll?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
_____________________

Not even.

The public has known for decades that Donald Trump is a womanizer who cheats on his wives. It has jack shit to do with what kind of job he's been doing as president.

The fact that the Obama administration weaponized the federal bureaucracy and criminally corrupted the FISA system in order to spy on a political opponent is of far more importance. And that is, of course, why we're getting all these stupid "Trump Screwed a Hooker Years Ago!" stories from the Obama crotch-sniffing MSM; they're doing their best to distract the public's attention from the REAL scandals involving the criminal Obama administration.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 07:47 AM (fqUgw)

114 >>Obama and Clinton then used info obtained by FISA warrant to sabotage
Trump campaign as well as neutralize/obfuscate real Russian collusion by
them as President and SoS.




JJ, the current speculation is that they were doing the spying first, and then got the FISA warrant to justify it. This is based on the timeline that the NSA chief discovered the numerous questionable 702 queries in spring of 2016, with the Hillary team/DNC/Obama for America *then* approaching Fusion GPS to put together the dossier. First FISA attempt with the dossier in June (rejected) and then the second attempt in October using Don Jr. meeting with Russian lawyer lady coordinated by Simpson.

Given the track record of Oama WH, would it surprise anyone to learn they were spying on others for years, with Trump just being the one they were caught on?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:47 AM (W+vEI)

115 Stormy Monday claims something. Huh.

A) Call me when PDT admits he had an affair, then...
B) Ask me if I give a single, solitary fuck about it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:38 AM (mbhDw)

My response to this non-story has been to invoke the Clinton Rule by name, and beat the Leftoids over the head with their previous proclamations that consensual relations between consenting adults are nobody's business but their own, and those of any spouses that may have a say in the matter.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2018 07:48 AM (J+mig)

116
Will the 7,000 or so displaced former EPA workers now take up those glorious jobs formerly touted by Barky? I refer, of course, to installing better insulation in dwellings and "good enough for you hick peasants" employment opportunities concocted during his time in office.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:48 AM (pNxlR)

117
Note also it's the Deep State, Open Borders WSJ that is trafficking in this Stormy sleaze.

Allahpundit will probably get the vapors over this.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:49 AM (8O3HH)

118
Maybe PDT can use the shutdown to actually lay off a few thousand or so people. Maybe even more.

Perfect excuse: we need the money we have to fund our military and essential services like border security.

Boom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:49 AM (mbhDw)

119 >>>>
the Attorney General of California, one Xavier Becerra, is now
threatening citizens of his state with prosecution if they cooperate
with Federal agents in the exercising of their legal authority to
investigate and arrest any illegal aliens within that state.







1st one he tries to prosecute, he should be disbarred at a minimum.



His oath of office is to uphold the laws and defend the US Constitution.

.
.
.He won't prosecute anyone. He is a leftist thug making threats trying to intimidate people.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 07:51 AM (+Dllb)

120 "Now using that info in ongoing Mueller "probe" to taint and sabotage Trump. Wow. Just wow. Posted by: J.J. Sefton

right ... I'm sure they knew it was treason, knew to be very careful at covering their tracks. But as Gaetz (?) that saw the report said, he now sees no innocent explanation, and wants the public to see the memo.

and this is just one four page memo, so the other million pages probably have more, not to mention what the NSA must have. We could probably get (or surely already have) Hillary's deleted emails ...

What I'm imagining is vaguely coded suggestions of taking down, or taking out, the duly elected president. But MFM will talk only of affairs, shutdowns, Trump/Russia, crazy Trump ... sickening. Maybe a few will finally flip.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:52 AM (otAqJ)

121
Maybe PDT can use the shutdown to actually lay off a few thousand or so people. Maybe even more.


When an opportunity pops up for folks to self-identify as "non-essential", honor their self-identification.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:52 AM (pNxlR)

122 So what happens if California, who is in effect declaring a severance from Federal Law has another disaster, and requests Federal aid?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:52 AM (EyPfd)

123
1. Yes, exactly like that. That's where the corruption will lead.

2. Flint is rare and abnormal now. My point was that if the corruption isn't excised while it's still fairly rare, it'll become the new normal.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2018 07:46 AM (J+mig)


(1) You are about 150 years too late then.
(2) Doubtful because even with the 19th century machine politics they put together functioning water and sewer systems.
********************
(3) There is something missing in your analysis and I think it is the expectation that basic services work that you do not have in crapholes.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 19, 2018 07:52 AM (hLRSq)

124 119 He won't prosecute anyone. He is a leftist thug making threats trying to intimidate people.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 07:51 AM (+Dllb)


Then again, this is California, so consider the beatdowns at Berkeley and more so that this state is the front line in the Reconquista.

A potential tinderbox. In any case, it only helps the New California statehood proponents. G-d help innocent people in the crossfire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:53 AM (mbhDw)

125 Demon Crats nuff said

Posted by: me at January 19, 2018 07:53 AM (J2PA8)

126 He won't prosecute anyone. He is a leftist thug making threats trying to intimidate people.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 07:51 AM (+Dllb)


Put yourself in the shoes of a business owner with the Feds at the door. You have a business license hanging by the door that the state can take away.

Whatcha gonna do?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 07:53 AM (2FqvZ)

127 "Will the 7,000 or so displaced former EPA workers
now take up those glorious jobs formerly touted by Barky? I refer, of
course, to installing better insulation in dwellings and "good enough
for you hick peasants" employment opportunities concocted during his
time in office.



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars "

One can only hope. I am trying to imagine them on a ladder on a cold day caulking windows. To stop global warming and save the planet, which should give their life meaning and make them happy.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2018 07:54 AM (MxEKc)

128
122 So what happens if California, who is in effect declaring a severance from Federal Law has another disaster, and requests Federal aid?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:52 AM (EyPfd)


"Please re-direct your request to Mexico City."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:54 AM (pNxlR)

129 >>Note also it's the Deep State, Open Borders WSJ that is trafficking in this Stormy sleaze.


It has been the biggest surprise, one of he greatest pleasures that with Trump, the Left's ability to make social issues dominate the national discussion has been blunted. Oh, they try, but we're talking about what Trump wants to talk about - immigration, the economy, jobs, taxes, stopping terrorism.

Such a breath of fresh air after having our noses rubbed in SSM, transgenders, raaacism, abortion, islamaphobia, etc. for 8 years.
#Winning

Who knew it would take not the squeakiest clean candidate to do this, but the wildest for this to happen?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:55 AM (W+vEI)

130 120 Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:52 AM (otAqJ)

To hell with the Media. They are more and more becoming distrusted by more and more people.

And in this political environment, that is a good thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:55 AM (mbhDw)

131
One can only hope. I am trying to imagine them on a ladder on a cold day caulking windows. To stop global warming and save the planet, which should give their life meaning and make them happy.
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2018 07:54 AM (MxEKc)


Why, they'd be like hundreds upon hundreds of Mother Teresas, only serving their Earth Mother instead of G*d!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:55 AM (pNxlR)

132 >>>>>Oh boy, according to Drudge, some media outfit has an interview, on

tape, with Stormy Daniels back in 2011 or so, where she confirms hanky

panky with Donny Two Scoops.





They are going to release it soon, the article says.
----------------------------

Of
all the dumb bullshit, this is the dumbest. I don't blame Stormy
Daniels for publicity hounding. I blame the press for giving even an
ounce of credence to this crap.

Trump is a famous germophobe. He
hates even shaking hands with people. Carries around disinfectant with
him. Do you really think he had sexual relations with a person who
professionally has sex with hundreds of other people every year? Though I
confess I wouldn't care if it were true, since its an obvious attempt
by the media to derail the Trump agenda and preserve the corrupt
swamp-state in DC, the story has zero credibility.
.
.
.Correct, Trump wouldn't touch a hooker/sex industry worker with my dick let alone his, but this gets his name and pron star in the headlines, that's all they want.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 07:56 AM (+Dllb)

133 So what happens if California, who is in effect
declaring a severance from Federal Law has another disaster, and
requests Federal aid?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:52 AM (EyPfd)


The Hawaiian Federal judge orders the U.S. to pay the requested aid, plus 20%.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2018 07:56 AM (QLvwG)

134 Good morning.

Above 40 degrees at Casa Gref in far south Houston for the first time in about 72 hours. Wow.

I'm from Missouri on anyone going to jail for the FISA stuff Congress and DoJ has now or may get in the future. I hope we see perp walks into prisons, not just court houses, but I fear JJ's commentary and several comments above are correct about the state of Federal-level justice in the USA.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2018 07:57 AM (AMIL/)

135 Just sent an e-mail to my Republican Rep in the House urging him to advocate for the release of the memo. Democrats Booker and Menendez are useless hacks. Consider calling your R reps in Congress or e-mail them today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:59 AM (8+Ozj)

136
Then there was a great empausening ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:59 AM (pNxlR)

137 Everyone change genders STAT !

Posted by: Deep State at January 19, 2018 08:00 AM (0gGpe)

138 The lack of prison time for this kind of thing is what's allowed it to spread.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 08:01 AM (oVJmc)

139 To hell with the Media.-J.J.

Been saying it for years. It's not like they are a REAL media anyway. More like a Pravda media.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2018 08:01 AM (ZgKFD)

140 wasn't Stormy Daniels pondering a senate run a few years back in New Orleans?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2018 08:01 AM (FZYNt)

141 "Given the track record of Oama WH, would it surprise anyone to learn they were spying on others for years, with Trump just being the one they were caught on? Posted by: Lizzy

right. .. Lerner was a malicious operator at the FEC (iirc) back in the 90's and pushed a fake indictment against Durbin's opponent, who said she told him on the phone she'd drop the case is he'd agree not to run. He refused but lost under the "under investigation" cloud. Later was fully cleared.

Then Lerner at the IRS, Holder Fast and Furious, Lynch HSBC whitewash of drug money laundering $2B ... it is one huge globalist criminal mafia. Probably the worse is yet to be exposed ... like perhaps the murders of inconvenient witnesses, and fingers in bigger operations.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 08:01 AM (otAqJ)

142
What if Hillary's "Why aren't I fifty points ahead?" wasn't a complaint but a veiled threat to all her minions that heads would roll if she didn't win?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:03 AM (pNxlR)

143 Mid 40s, so Yay.

Oh, and Morning, y'all.

Coffeeeve...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:03 AM (7LY+6)

144
Paging Mr. Assange, paging Mr. Assange...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:03 AM (mbhDw)

145 Stormy Daniels - why would I care if Trump had sex with a centerfold in 2006? It just makes me even more jealous with him.

It's a sign of how desperate the dem-media complex has become. Somewhere in their lizard brains they think "oh this must be a scandal!" even though it isn't, and so they push it as hard as they can because they have nothing else to talk about. But seriously, who is saying "oh Trump slept with a centerfold, now I wish I had voted for Hillary!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 08:04 AM (V2Yro)

146 142
What if Hillary's "Why aren't I fifty points ahead?" wasn't a complaint but a veiled threat to all her minions that heads would roll if she didn't win?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:03 AM (pNxlR)


Sort of like "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" eh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:04 AM (mbhDw)

147 >> wasn't Stormy Daniels pondering a senate run a few
>> years back in New Orleans

Yep, and that's actually part of the sleaze the WSJ is putting out there today. Supposedly, she told the "consultants" at the time that she could count on Donny Two Scoops to be a big donor.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:04 AM (8O3HH)

148 But seriously, who is saying "oh Trump slept with a centerfold, now I wish I had voted for Hillary!"
Posted by: Tom Servo

not Bill

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2018 08:05 AM (FZYNt)

149 Maria Barf?! Why FBN, why?

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:05 AM (Enq6K)

150 When is the DoJ OIG report coming out?

Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 08:05 AM (7JbXq)

151 >>>>But seriously, who is saying "oh Trump slept with a centerfold, now I wish I had voted for Hillary!"

Posted by: Tom Servo



not Bill
.
.
.They are trying to peel off his near lock on Evangelical support in an effort to cripple him going into 2020. It ain't gonna work.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 08:06 AM (+Dllb)

152 148 But seriously, who is saying "oh Trump slept with a centerfold, now I wish I had voted for Hillary!"
Posted by: Tom Servo

not Bill
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2018 08:05 AM (FZYNt)


Let's not forget one minor detail; she is CLAIMING he slept with her. And I thought someone wrote above that she is now denying that.

If this is all the Left has, then they are in deep Nancy-Palsi-cherry-on-top DOO DOO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:06 AM (mbhDw)

153 Maria Barf?! Why FBN, why?
Posted by: Tami

I read that and thought you were talking about Bartalomo. Whew! It's only that hulking she-beast Harf.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:06 AM (+Tibp)

154 'But seriously, who is saying "oh Trump slept with a centerfold, now I wish I had voted for Hillary!"
Posted by: Tom Servo "


Ever wonder if Horndog Bill suffers from envy, when it comes to Trump?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 08:07 AM (EyPfd)

155 Somewhere in their lizard brains they think "oh this must be a scandal!"

A couple of decades worth of GOP anklegrabbing over anything kinda reinforced that...

Those days are over.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:07 AM (7LY+6)

156 .They are trying to peel off his near lock on Evangelical support in an effort to cripple him going into 2020. It ain't gonna work.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

whats that old joke about Baptists not recognising each other in the porn shop?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2018 08:07 AM (FZYNt)

157
wasn't Stormy Daniels pondering a senate run a few years back in New Orleans?


Pfffft. Ecdysiasts are always running for public office in Louisiana.

Besides, I believe that you are thinking of Sydney Leathers ...

/eye keed

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:07 AM (pNxlR)

158 Isn't Stormy Daniels a porn star? Even if he did sleep with her-which I doubt it-doesn't make me jealous of him. It wouldn't make me jealous if Hillary Clinton had slept with the Marlboro Man-or a porn actor or actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:08 AM (8+Ozj)

159 18USC1152384

Posted by: Saml Adams at January 19, 2018 08:08 AM (V7awQ)

160 I know Obama was ultimately behind the spying on Trump. I know he was aware and condoned it, if not directly said "Valerie told me we should do this."

I'm beginning to become just as pissed at the idea that our politicians believe they shouldn't release things because it might make politicians look like politicians.

If nothing happens AND the memo isn't released by the (R) president, (R) Attorney General, (R) Senate, and (R) House regarding treasonous crimes, then f*ck 'em. I can understand why so many old people don't give a sh*t about politics and will tell you there's not a nickels worth of difference between them. This could easily be the point where I'm done, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:08 AM (ks6bw)

161 "Who knew it would take not the squeakiest clean candidate to do this, but the wildest for this to happen?"

If you want to carry the 1860 analogies a little further: Lincoln was NOT an abolitionist in the strict sense (i.e. he didn't campaign on a platform of "free all the slaves, everywhere, right now") and many of the prominent abolitionists of the day thought he was too soft on the slavery issue. Yet he is the president who gets credit for freeing the slaves.

For similar reasons, I've often thought that the president on whose watch Roe is overturned, or abortion on demand comes to an end, will not necessarily be a long-term committed pro-lifer with a 100% clean voting record.

Posted by: Secret Square at January 19, 2018 08:09 AM (9WuX0)

162 >> she is CLAIMING he slept with her.

Yes, back last week, Stormy put out a written statement denying sex, and denying he paid her hush money. She then locked down her social media.

It's one of he former friends, (a less than two-bit whore herself) and some others who are doing the claiming.

The story has Drudge has is that, *back in 2011*, Stormy is on tape during some interview talking about her encounters with Teh Donald.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:09 AM (8O3HH)

163 whats that old joke about Baptists not recognising each other in the porn shop"

Liquor store...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:09 AM (7LY+6)

164 whats that old joke about Baptists not recognising each other in the porn shop?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2018 08:07 AM (FZYNt)


---

How dare you.

It's liquor store.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:09 AM (ks6bw)

165 I was also thinking about the futility of some of these story's when I saw someone (on Fox, even, I think) say yesterday that "Oh Don Jr.'s lunch meeting (The Fusion Set-up) was significant because he showed that they were OPEN to collusion!"

As they say in law, lets assume the facts in the worst possible light for Don Jr. Start with this - so-called "collusion" in the course of a political campaign is not illegal with anyone - it only becomes illegal if other, obviously illegal things such as off the books money transfers occur. So if pure collusion is no crime, is "being willing to think about collusion" a crime? Obviously not.

So, even when assuming the harshest interpretation possible of that abortive lunch meeting, the only accusation is that Don Jr. might have been thinking about something that wasn't a crime. And that's it - that's what they've been running with, that is supposedly going to lead to an indictment. Sheesh, and no one in the media, even on Fox, to point out this obvious bit of idiocy for months now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 08:09 AM (V2Yro)

166 What year did this pron star claim she had an affair with Trump?

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:09 AM (Enq6K)

167 159 18USC1152384
Posted by: Saml Adams at January 19, 2018 08:08 AM (V7awQ)

It's breaking out all over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:10 AM (mbhDw)

168 Re Obamagate:

To those who think this is going to be swept under the rug and nothing will come of it, think again.

This is huge. The memo will be released eventually, possibly within days, but definitely within months. As of last night, the entire House has been given access to it. That's 435 people, which makes leaking easy-peasy.

Trump has known all of this all along. So has Sessions. There are people working on our behalf. It's much bigger than we can even imagine. We've got to let it play out.

If I am correct, in the end we will see this whole spying/Russian collusion connected to the Awan/Wasserman-Shultz/DNC affair as well as the Clinton Foundation and pay-to-play. And it will go all the way to the top (TFG.)

Now, will we see Cankles or TFG in leg irons? No. But enough people will go to jail (some very high ranking,) and many more will be fired and disgraced.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2018 08:10 AM (HiDrR)

169 >> whats that old joke about Baptists not recognising each other in the porn shop?

That may be a modern form of it, but the old joke was not recognizing each other in the liquor store.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:10 AM (8O3HH)

170 and some others who are doing the claiming. "

It's this 4th hand "sources" that have utterly destroyed faith in the newz...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:10 AM (7LY+6)

171
Germophobes don't sleep with porn starlets. They may hire them as eye candy but touch them? No way.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 08:10 AM (2FqvZ)

172 Besides, I believe that you are thinking of Sydney Leathers ...

/eye keed
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

excuse me but I ran for President too.

twice

Posted by: Hillary! at January 19, 2018 08:11 AM (FZYNt)

173 Oh, and "first" w/the likker store! Yay!

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:11 AM (7LY+6)

174 Only in Washington is spending money LONGER saving money...."Pelousey on CHIP"

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2018 08:11 AM (K0z2U)

175 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 07:56 AM (+Dllb)

Likely true, especially as Daniels is vehemently denying the story.

I still wonder at the brain that came up with the story behind the dossier. Paying hookers to pee on a bed used by a former president at some point?! While gross, it's hardly illegal, and it's not like the bed *belonged* to Obama so what is the big deal (in the highly unlikely event that it happened at all)? Mostly makes me wonder if the *Obama* administration peed on somebody's bed at some point since they are so into projection.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2018 08:11 AM (rp9xB)

176 Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2018 08:10 AM (HiDrR)

Too early for porn

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 08:11 AM (4u7kU)

177 For similar reasons, I've often thought that the
president on whose watch Roe is overturned, or abortion on demand comes
to an end, will not necessarily be a long-term committed pro-lifer with a
100% clean voting record.

Posted by: Secret Square at January 19, 2018 08:09 AM (9WuX0)


---

This is what puzzles me about that sort of thing. Roe addresses a very specific situation and says that very specific situation is legal, right?

How is everything related to abortion protected because of a 1/10th of 1% scenario?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:11 AM (ks6bw)

178 162 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:09 AM (8O3HH)

A germophobe who is borderline ablutomaniac about cleanliness is going to stick his pee-pee into a toxic stew of bacteriological warfare.

Yup. I'd buy that.

/S

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:12 AM (mbhDw)

179
I think that a sizable and suitably heavily armed force surrounding the Kalorama Kompound is what is called for at this time. Cut off utilities and comm lines. HQ of the insurrection, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:12 AM (pNxlR)

180 "That may be a modern form of it, but the old joke was not recognizing each other in the liquor store."

I thought it was to never take just one Baptist on your fishing boat with you.

Otherwise, he would drink all your beer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 08:12 AM (EyPfd)

181 Trump - banged a porn star a decade before Presidency

B. Clinton - rape, graft, sodomy, and rape

I'll select my outrage. I learned to from the Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (oVJmc)

182 Who? Who has a more punchable face than Rosenstein?

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (67sg6)

183 When is the DoJ OIG report coming out?
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 08:05 AM
~~~~~

March/April.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (HiDrR)

184 The MSM desperately needs something fast to cover the FISA memo now the that shithole storm is over, and doctors plot didn't work out either. I think they will go all-in with the porn star fake news.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (MxEKc)

185 179
I think that a sizable and suitably heavily armed force surrounding the Kalorama Kompound is what is called for at this time. Cut off utilities and comm lines. HQ of the insurrection, as it were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:12 AM (pNxlR)


Just don't use white vans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (mbhDw)

186 Oh, and "first" w/the likker store! Yay!




Liquor in the front. Poker in the back.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (fuK7c)

187 Supposedly Trump had gone to a secure location, "heavily guarded", perhaps the Pentagon, to discuss with a group (19?) the steps taken from here.

--

And we already know that the big wheels at all the big networks, along w/ key Ds, are likely doing the same right now. Getting out in front of it with a carefully crafted narrative.

I won't get my hopes up, because....yeah. Been let down so much. But in the event that this really what we all know it to be, proof positive...I can't wait to read about Alyssa Milano's fetal position. She'll be laying on the floor like a glass jar of dumped out Smuckers jam.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (mQ0Mc)

188
Only the minions go to jail.

Posted by: Daniel Nathan Fairly Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:14 AM (GroCc)

189 "Too early for porn"

I don't understand these words, in this order.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 08:14 AM (EyPfd)

190 Mr. Sefton - love your morning reports every morning...your work is much appreciated.

Here's the "We didn't love freedom enough" quote from Solzhenitsyn regarding this moment in time 100 years ago in Russia, seen at WRSA;

https://tinyurl.com/yabb4tw6

If we do not get to the heart of this raw abuse of power and bring the conspirators to justice, the American experiment can be said to be over, and failed. Seems that the noose is tightening, however, so victory may yet be attainable.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at January 19, 2018 08:14 AM (uU9xW)

191
I heard Prezzy 45 banged Stormy so hard and so well she put 500 bucks on the dresser for him.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 19, 2018 08:14 AM (wKOfd)

192 182 Who? Who has a more punchable face than Rosenstein?
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (67sg6)


Right now? Dick Les "Dicky" Turd-bin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:14 AM (mbhDw)

193 >>I still wonder at the brain that came up with the story behind the
dossier. Paying hookers to pee on a bed used by a former president at
some point?!


A guess? This is the stuff they got from their Russian sources, who were laughing as they made up a ridiculous story just to see if Steele would run with it.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 08:15 AM (W+vEI)

194 Shut it down! Drain the swamp! Lock her up!

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 08:15 AM (2Mnv1)

195 To those who think this is going to be swept under the rug and nothing will come of it, think again.



...

Now, will we see Cankles or TFG in leg irons? No. But enough
people will go to jail (some very high ranking,) and many more will be
fired and disgraced.

---

Then nothing will come of it.

If a low-level nobody who was just following orders goes to jail or, more likely, doesn't get a promotion or, even more likely, just receives a "does not meet expectations" on his annual review, then nothing came of it.

For something to come of it, everyone involved needs to face criminal charges. Otherwise we confirm that the high-ups are a protected class and separate from the rest of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:15 AM (ks6bw)

196 And finally...

You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up?


They're afraid someone might see them,
And think they were dancing.


Thank you...Tuesday..tip your wait staff..etc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (EyPfd)

197 102 The funniest thing about this is that I'll bet 95% of the Left is completely unaware of the entire FISA issue, including the press, and it will drop like a meteor from the sky into the middle of their little campfire #Resistance sing-along.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:44 AM (oVJmc) >>>

I hope so, but what may happen is 95 percent of the Left will say: "Hell yes they should have been spying on that racist homophobe bastard Trump! Nothing to try to keep him out of the White House is out-of-bounds!"

I work with people I guarantee will say that. If this happens on a wide-scale in the left, that will mark the end of the USA as-intended by the Founders.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (AMIL/)

198 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2018 08:11 AM (rp9xB)
====================

The left does have a fascination with hooker sex, don't they...

Makes me wonder what kind of deprived (depraved?) home life these MSM people have.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (ylUqT)

199 Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 08:01 AM (otAqJ)
_________________

Yes, we probably have no idea of the full extent of the criminality within the Obama administration. The FISA abuses are probably just scratching the surface.

The border gun-running scam was one of the first clues. These assholes were willing to put guns into the hands of Mexican border gangs and cartels, knowing full well those guns could and would be used to murder Americans, just so they could get a few headlines and use them to push for more gun-control laws in the U.S.

These SOB's will stop at nothing to push their agenda. Laws mean nothing to them. The constitution means nothing to them. American lives mean nothing to them. All they care about is power, and they'll do anything to get -- and keep -- it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (fqUgw)

200 The dems must have a much smaller percentage of the voting population than it seems. Because as i read all of this, I cannot fathom why they thought to resort to all of this nonsense. Unless they knew that Trump was going to win.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (67sg6)

201 190 Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at January 19, 2018 08:14 AM (uU9xW)

Thanks for those.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:17 AM (mbhDw)

202
Just don't use white vans.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (mbhDw)


But that would guarantee CNN would cover the story, would it not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:17 AM (pNxlR)

203 >> I heard Prezzy 45 banged Stormy so hard and so well she put 500 bucks on the dresser for him.

One of the stories is that he Spanked Stormy with a copy of Forbes magazine....with his picture on the cover.

This is Deep State Pee-pee party stuff.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:17 AM (8O3HH)

204 200 Unless they knew that Trump was going to win.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (67sg6)


The "Insurance Policy" per Strzok.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:17 AM (mbhDw)

205 182 Who? Who has a more punchable face than Rosenstein?
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (67sg6)

Lets see, where to start

Obama
Cankles
Comey
Schumer
Durbin
Schiff
Pelosi
Waters
HatBat

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 08:17 AM (4u7kU)

206 A germophobe who is borderline ablutomaniac about cleanliness is going to stick his pee-pee into a toxic stew of bacteriological warfare.


Um...have you met people?

Everyone's all oh we can't share a straw because of germs, if I shake hands there's germs so let's fistbump, my god did you read the thing about how many germs there are on the doorknob let's buy some Purell.

Until the exact moment that they find someone attractive who like them back. Then it's all swapping saliva and semen (if at least one of the people is a boy) and sweat without a care in the world.

Because germophobia is just an excuse to have a phobia and people who like each other get over it instantly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 08:18 AM (fuK7c)

207 Isn't the decrease in EPA employees due to people retiring without hiring replacements? These folks won't be looking for work, they have the govt pension. And they may find fun-employment with some save Gaiia related org.

Posted by: sawhorse at January 19, 2018 08:18 AM (ARGoY)

208 Actually I would think less of Trump if he will having sex with an-ewwww-porn star while married to Melania. I don't believe it, but I'd still vote for him if he ran again because who am I going to vote for-a Democrat for President? Nope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:19 AM (8+Ozj)

209 Who? Who has a more punchable face than Rosenstein?
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:13 AM (67sg6)

Lets see, where to start

Obama
Cankles
Comey
Schumer
Durbin
Schiff
Pelosi
Waters
HatBat
Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 08:17 AM (4u7kU)
------------

Koskinen. That guy and his smarmy expression made me want to punch him through my monitor.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2018 08:19 AM (kNasr)

210 Gref- I totally agree. I hope Trump is prepared for what happens when the left shows their true face and admits, through violence and otherwise, that they dont care about our constitution or our laws. We will have no choice but a hot war.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (67sg6)

211 the nakedly illegal and unconstitutional power grabs by judges to block the legal functioning of the Executive branch, the weaponization of the IRS, DoJ, EPA and other agencies to oppress the citizenry[/i\

His Legacy

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (cW490)

212 199 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (fqUgw)


Holder not prosecuting the slam-dunk voter intimidation of the Black Panthers and, even bigger, the IRS used to persecute and subvert political dissenters of the regime. That one, for my money, was the killer-diller. And then came Benghazi and the gun running to terrorists in Syria as well as the conspiring with Iran to give them the bomb.

And so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (mbhDw)

213 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 08:18 AM (fuK7c)

It's possible to really like people and find them sexually attractive without sleeping with them if you're married to someone else whom you love.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (8+Ozj)

214 I've been saying worse than Watergate since forever. Bleh

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (VBWPa)

215 Liking DJT more and more. Endorsing Rick Saccone yesterday to replace Tim "get an abortion" Murphy. Real good man. 10 years OSI and counterintelligence. Probably would be part of the Freedom Caucus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (pTY38)

216 Trump is leading a revolution. People who love him for it aren't going to waste their energy on Stormy Daniels. Yes, that includes Evangelicals.

Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (QE8X6)

217 Come and get me Becerra. I'm ready for you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (EZebt)

218 Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 08:15 AM (W+vEI)

Okay, I can see that. A bit like The Onion thinking it was safe to satirize video challenges by writing an article claiming people were eating Tide, and then it turning out they'd overestimated their audience.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (rp9xB)

219 The left does have a fascination with hooker sex, don't they...

Makes me wonder what kind of deprived (depraved?) home life these MSM people have.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (ylUqT)

No comment.

Posted by: Client #9 at January 19, 2018 08:21 AM (QLvwG)

220 Bluebell- I forgot about Koskinen. That alien face def needs a beat down.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:21 AM (67sg6)

221 So you are saying Trump tower was wiretapped?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 08:21 AM (BtQd4)

222 stupid iphone

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 08:21 AM (cW490)

223 "If we are to restore any semblance of the rule of law and preserve
what's left of the civil society, then at a minimum people at the top
have got to be punished, and severely. I'm looking right at James Comey
and that's just for starters. If he and all the others (and I think it's
fairly obvious who I am referring to) do not face prison and have their
assets seized, then G-d help us."

JJ -
From the keys of your keyboard to God's ear.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 08:21 AM (jxbfJ)

224 Because as i read all of this, I cannot fathom why they thought to resort to all of this nonsense. Unless they knew that Trump was going to win.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 08:16 AM (67sg6)


I remember the very first poll of head-to-head match-up of Trump vs. Hillary - Trump ahead by two percent. This was very early in the Republican primary season.

But that was long before the polling outfits started skewing the polls to make her look inevitable. She no doubt could afford to conduct her own private polling with results not available to the public.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 08:21 AM (2FqvZ)

225 D.C. is not a swamp. It's a cesspool.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2018 08:21 AM (ZgKFD)

226 213 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 08:18 AM (fuK7c)

It's possible to really like people and find them sexually attractive without sleeping with them if you're married to someone else whom you love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (8+Ozj)


Well, if Jimmy the dhimmi could lust in his heart after the Polish people...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:22 AM (mbhDw)

227 since they are so into projection."

Of a sorts, yes. They simply think "this will piss the [others] off, so..."

I've met many, many CappyHill types over the years. They're generally not the "best or brightest"... just the winners of School council elections.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:23 AM (7LY+6)

228 225 D.C. is not a swamp. It's a cesspool.
Posted by: Case

shithole

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2018 08:23 AM (FZYNt)

229 225 D.C. is not a swamp. It's a cesspool.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2018 08:21 AM (ZgKFD)

In keeping with today's buzzword...it's a shithole.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:23 AM (Enq6K)

230 Remind me again what office Donald Trump held when he was allegedly boning the porn queen, Ms. Jumbolicious Tatas?

This is a non-story.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 08:23 AM (2Mnv1)

231 The only way any of these lawless traitors faces retribution is if a massive wave of Americans storms Capitol Hill and drags them to a date with Madame Guillotine.

Which ain't happening.

++++

Wouldn't be able to.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 19, 2018 08:23 AM (VBWPa)

232 I doubt anyone but Trump would have beaten ordained Hillary, but pretty certain none of the others would have taken on the deep state mafia.

Cruz maybe had some legal chops for such a battle, but not the crowd appeal for one thing, and he grew up in the Bush family, met his (CFR employed, Goldman Sachs background) wife when bother were working in a Bush campaign.

Trump went for the working man, and some rumors suggest some white hats (military like Flynn?, or maybe NSA types?) came to him early on to run. Trump isn't doing this all by himself, imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (otAqJ)

233 A little irony for ya; the same Democrats blocking release of the documents incriminating the Obama DOJ last April were demanding Trump release DOJ documents to prove his claim that Trump Tower was under surveillance and Obama officials unlawfully unmasked Trump campaign personnel.

https://tinyurl.com/y7db3qhq

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (O7MnT)

234 Well, if Jimmy the dhimmi could lust in his heart after the Polish people...

It's amazing, IMO. what the culture has sunk to for Jimmy to admit lust in his heart-and this was supposed to be a big thing because--horrors-he's a Baptist Christian and what we have now as far as sexual mores..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (8+Ozj)

235 "Roe addresses a very specific situation and says that very specific situation is legal, right?"

Not quite. Actually, there were two abortion related cases decided by SCOTUS at the same time -- Roe v. Wade and Doe v. Bolton -- that have to be read together to get the big picture.

If you read Roe strictly by itself, it seems to be saying that the state's interest in regulating abortion hinges on whether or not the fetus is viable (capable of living outside the womb). Roe permitted abortion to be restricted post-viability so long as the mother's life or health was not endangered.

However... the SCOTUS ruled in the companion case, Doe, that "health" had to be defined broadly to include psychological and emotional factors as well as physical factors. It is on the basis of that broad definition of "health" that bans on late-term and partial-birth abortion, parental notification laws, etc. get struck down... because some pregnant woman, somewhere, might go crazy or commit suicide or whatever if she can't get an abortion.

Personally I think Doe was the case that truly established abortion on demand, but few people other than hardcore pro-lifers (like me) even know about it, because it gets lumped in with Roe all the time. By the way, the real-life plaintiff in Doe also became a pro-life activist just like Norma "Jane Roe" McCorvey eventually did.


Posted by: Secret Square at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (9WuX0)

236 181 Trump - banged a porn star a decade before Presidency

B. Clinton - rape, graft, sodomy, and rape

I'll select my outrage. I learned to from the Left.
_____________________

Yeah, the married Clinton getting a BJ under the Oval Office desk from a White House intern when he was president was no big deal and consensual and we should all just "move on" and forget about it, but the married Trump having had (or not had) a consensual affair with some woman who was not his subordinate a decade ago when he was a private citizen is the MOST SHOCKING NEWS EVAH! and obviously means TRUMP SHOULD BE IMPEACHED!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (fqUgw)

237 It's possible to really like people and find them sexually attractive without sleeping with them if you're married to someone else whom you love.

It is. I was not writing in support of infidelity, I was observing that humans get over the germ thing really fast under the right circumstances.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (fuK7c)

238 Do you think the Demonrats are creating this shutdown drama in order to distract attention from the flaming memo?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (O7MnT)

239 230 Remind me again what office Donald Trump held when he was allegedly boning the porn queen, Ms. Jumbolicious Tatas?

This is a non-story.
Posted by: Fritz

did he goose her while she slept?

Posted by: Former Senator Smalley at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (FZYNt)

240 Isn't the decrease in EPA employees due to people retiring without hiring replacements"

Yeah. There's a surprising amount of turnover in a number of Guv offices. (compared to private industry)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:25 AM (7LY+6)

241 We don't know exactly what is in the report but ...

Is this something that Russian collusion investigator Mueller knows ... and did he followup with one of those "side investigations" (i.e. Flynn,Manafort side business) to bring it to justice ... or did his avoid it due to conflict-of-interest ?

We've spent a lot of money to cross all the "t"-s and dot all the "i"-s (over $7 million), do to now find out that some facet of this sorid misadventure was avoided for personal or political purposes would be a violation of the public trust and a shitload of "hot air" from CNN.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 19, 2018 08:26 AM (e8kgV)

242 239 230 Remind me again what office Donald Trump held when he was allegedly boning the porn queen, Ms. Jumbolicious Tatas?

This is a non-story.
Posted by: Fritz

did he goose her while she slept?
Posted by: Former Senator Smalley at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (FZYNt)


Benny Bell for Senator!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 08:26 AM (mbhDw)

243 " As of last night, the entire House has been given access to it. That's 435 people, which makes leaking easy-peasy."


And that means it got to their staffers. If it doesn't leak out into the press you can presume that it is damaging to Democrats.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 19, 2018 08:26 AM (hLRSq)

244 It's possible to really like people and find them sexually attractive without sleeping with them if you're married to someone else whom you love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:20 AM (8+Ozj)

It is ????

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 08:26 AM (4u7kU)

245 Spent a few hours last night stripping, cleaning, and cycling all of our long guns.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:26 AM (r9UYA)

246
Yeah, the married Clinton getting a BJ under the Oval Office desk from a White House intern when he was president was no big deal and consensual and we should all just "move on" and forget about it, but the married Trump having had (or not had) a consensual affair with some woman who was not his subordinate a decade ago when he was a private citizen is the MOST SHOCKING NEWS EVAH! and obviously means TRUMP SHOULD BE IMPEACHED!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

plus she is a pro, a porn star and Lewinsky was a 20 something intern

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2018 08:26 AM (FZYNt)

247 It's possible to really like people and find them sexually attractive without sleeping with them if you're married

---

Apparently this, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:26 AM (ks6bw)

248 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 08:24 AM (fuK7c)

I think that would be a pretty big hurdle for someone who's a germaphobe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:26 AM (8+Ozj)

Thursday Night's ONT has Taken Off Its Considering Cap

What does that even mean? Has Dave been drinking again? Well, no, but that's exactly what it means. Benjamin Franklin compiled a list of terms for being drunk. I like antiquated words. I always promise myself that I'll start using them, but I rarely do. For example, this is a word that I personally would use a lot, if I remembered it:

Dysania.jpg

More good ones here and here.

Color Me Interested

Inside the Library That Holds the World’s Rarest Colors


We Have a Winner in the The Headline Game

Uranus .jpg


Food For Thought

It was announced today that Jeff Bezos is now worth $105 billion. Here's a picture of him, running his mighty online empire, in 1999. Makes me wonder what the hell I am doing with my life.

Bezos.jpg


Maps

I think maps are really cool. Largest early world map stitched together virtually. You can click through and examine each of the segments of the map in high resolution. I wasted about an hour the other day doing just that.


March For Life

Tomorrow is the March For Life in DC. Last year I wrote a short thread called 'Why We March”. Since you can't comment on old threads, I'm copying it here for those that haven't seen it:

Why We March

*Mumble mumble* years ago, a young woman found her life shattered. She had fallen for a man who turned out to be a cad.

He left her alone and pregnant, to return to a wife and kids that she had known nothing about. Scared and humiliated, she traveled to Texas.

There she gave birth to a son. The nurse handed her the baby, and then realized that this was an adoption case and took him away.

Sobbing, she thought “He's going to a better life. He's going to people who will love and care for him, as I can't”

And I did.

But she was wrong. She may not have been able to care for me, but I never for a moment believed that she didn't love me.

35 years later we met again, for the first time, and I told her that. And that's why I have 2 moms.

This is what #MarchForLife means to me.

Related: Pope Francis Honors Dutch Abortion Activist with Pontifical Medal of Knighthood.

Now, I am not a Catholic, so I don't have a deep understanding of a lot of this stuff. As I understand it, the Pope has two, I dunno what to call it, modes maybe? In his “official mode”, he can make statements that are considered to be church doctrine-an accurate representation of God's will, teachings, whatever. Outside of that, he's just a man and can be as fallible as anyone else. I understand the reasoning and agree with it, it's just a different form of a discussion I've been having lately WRT politicians, most recently “How can you support Donald Trump when he is an adulterer and you think adultery is a moral failing?”. My answer is that DJT isn't my moral compass, he's a politician and his job is to run the country. If he's doing a good job at that, whatever moral failings he may have are immaterial. I may not like them, I may even condemn them personally, but it's his job performance that I'm concerned with. This is not a blanket statement, there are moral failings which would disqualify someone from the office, but adultery is not one of them.

But the presidency is a secular office. The papacy is not, and celebrating and rewarding someone who advocates for a position that is so morally repugnant to the stated beliefs of the Church seems very, very wrong to me. I would appreciate the thoughts of actual Catholics on the matter.


Slower Than Molasses Running Uphill in January

99 years ago this week it wasn't very slow at all. January 15, 1918 was the date of the Great Molasses Flood in Boston. Scientists finally decode the Great Molasses Flood of 1919

"Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage ... Here and there struggled a form‍ – whether it was animal or human being was impossible to tell," the Boston Post reported at the time. "Only an upheaval, a thrashing about in the sticky mass, showed where any life was ... Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly-paper. The more they struggled, the deeper in the mess they were ensnared. Human beings‍ – men and women‍ – suffered likewise." 

Sounds like an awful way to die.


Memes

A corollary to Ace's excellent post from last night, Trump's Basic Instincts About the Political War Are Essentially Right, and The Establishment's Sense of It Is Essentially Wrong.

If Ace is right, and I believe that he is, one of the strongest weapons in the fight to reduce the Left's social status is mockery, and the modern day meme is a great way to do that. I made two this week about Cory Booker's rant in committee:

Booker 2.jpg

Piano 2.jpg


Douglas Adams Was Right

Dolphins.jpg

*In the Hitchhiker series, humans were only the third smartest species on the planet.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by opportunistic marketing:

vikings.jpg

The Yahoo Group just bet all of Ace's rent money on the Browns.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:08 PM




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1 FIRSTLY?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (vChNs)

2 Can we coin a name for articles that come up in google (or any) searches
that take 12 paragraphs of natural language keyword loading and
seemingly related photographs and ideas to tell you absolutely fuckall?

They are popping up more and more in all kinds of publications and I am dreadfully sick of it.

Latest
was an article titled "When will [show title] [next season] premiere?".
Literally 10 paragraphs to get near the end where they say "no premiere
date has been announced" for [show title]. I have been on the internet
for 25 years and this is easily the most maddening shit ever.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (rv0Fo)

3 Take that suckas!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (vChNs)

4 inysania - the act of being a democrat

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (NJR2/)

5 Thirst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 18, 2018 10:06 PM (e9G8E)

6 Top tenish?

Posted by: Agitator at January 18, 2018 10:06 PM (LUa30)

7 Jail for the Mind: Policing Speech; Policing Equity; Policing Privilege

The focus this time: Time for a poster of Rita Hayworth...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14367

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 18, 2018 10:06 PM (itfg0)

8 Yes- the SEO plugged articles are dreadful. It does truly stink.....I tried using bing and yahoo and they're just so horrible at search results I go back to Google despite all the left-wing propaganda they try to shove up my ....

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 18, 2018 10:07 PM (NJR2/)

9 Well, at least I get to say Howdy, Horde, somewhat early in the ONT, for a change!

Howdy, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2018 10:08 PM (QzJWU)

10
Wakes up, Wut?

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 18, 2018 10:09 PM (4DCSq)

11 The "Winner in the The Headline Game" reminded me of Norm MacDonald riffing on gay stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj37-LEJFS0&t=12m9s

Very NSFW. Very.

Posted by: inflammable at January 18, 2018 10:10 PM (aKxP+)

12 rooting for the Iggles, but 2nd choice would be a Vikings-Patriots super bowl.

I think that is the whitest combination possible.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:10 PM (vChNs)

13 Thanks for the ONT.

Bezos kind of looks like Clint Howard in that photo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 10:11 PM (sZJfc)

14 Jazz hands!

Posted by: Corey at January 18, 2018 10:11 PM (nILVB)

15 The last Poster is great. Which reminds me, I may owe Saban a cock for that last play.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:11 PM (WbIyz)

16 That Viking poster is great!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 10:11 PM (vDqXW)

17 Weren't the Vikings pagans?


Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 10:12 PM (7JbXq)

18 I still like the original Puppets.

But the Kung Fu Fighting is good.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:12 PM (AioXw)

19 Willowed:

How can one be ordered to volunteer?

Well, when your annual performance review is dependent on it...

I don't know when it started in industry. I suspect it's the descendant of "voluntary" donations to United Way -- executives apparently compete with each other over how much their people donate, so it became more expected than voluntary. That practice caught some heat, so now it's "show how the company gives back to the community" with mandatory volunteering.

All the while the same managers are walking around bug-eyed because we're "behind" on schedules they pulled out of their asses.

Maybe if they cancelled all the pep rallies, we'd have time to do our work?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:12 PM (fVubI)

20 Howdy Jim. 50's tomorrow and 70's on Sat. Of course, I'm right on the verge of getting the flu.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 10:13 PM (QLvwG)

21 "The last Poster is great. Which reminds me, I may owe Saban a cock for that last play.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:11 PM (WbIyz) "

Maybe Michael Sam can help with that?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 10:13 PM (uuwor)

22 Booker deaned himself.

Never go full Dean.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:13 PM (+lOpA)

23 And a JPG for whichever moron the other day was saying that it was -4 degrees out and IIRC he was wondering about his car in that weather...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y92gmmn9

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2018 10:14 PM (ewxPW)

24 heh

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 18, 2018 10:14 PM (Y3RqE)

25 You mean a Beejer for that last play.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 18, 2018 10:14 PM (xInes)

26 >>>Inside the Library That Holds the World's Rarest Colors

In Germany, I'm working to make white the rarest color.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at January 18, 2018 10:14 PM (/qEW2)

27 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 18, 2018 10:14 PM (DzYbP)

28 How can one be ordered to volunteer?

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you weren't in the Army, were you?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:14 PM (vChNs)

29 Perhaps he will accept a wave offering of fried chicken at his shrine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (WbIyz)

30 The last play of that Vikings Game was funny.

Either way that one turned out, there was a player who broke the fundamental rules of football.

The Safety, of course, should have wrapped up the receiver. Simply hug him - Game Over.

But, the Receiver turned in with only 8 seconds on the running clock. If the Safety didn't completely whiff the tackle - Game Over.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (AioXw)

31 The papacy is not, and celebrating and rewarding someone who advocates for a position that is so morally repugnant to the stated beliefs of the Church seems very, very wrong to me. I would appreciate the thoughts of actual Catholics on the matter.


Here's a thought; Fuck that guy in particular, he shouldn't even be Pope.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (z79tQ)

32 Latest
was an article titled "When will [show title] [next season] premiere?".
Literally 10 paragraphs to get near the end where they say "no premiere
date has been announced" for [show title]. I have been on the internet
for 25 years and this is easily the most maddening shit ever.
Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (rv0Fo)



Protip: When reading any article always go to the last two paragraphs first.

Almost never fails.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (+lOpA)

33 >>Inside the Library That Holds the World's Rarest Colors



Cadmium Yellow?


Cerulean Blue?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (AioXw)

34
I love good headlines.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (8O3HH)

35 Hey CB! And good night.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 10:16 PM (kufk0)

36 >> Booker deaned himself.


Dood. He went Full Dukakis.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:16 PM (AioXw)

37
Cadmium Yellow?


Cerulean Blue?
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (AioXw)

---

Hillary pink

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:16 PM (vChNs)

38 To the People of Texas and Americans everywhere: Howdy.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 18, 2018 10:17 PM (qvDmC)

39 >>Hillary pink

Gah!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 18, 2018 10:17 PM (2cuLk)

40 The Third Corey

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (0gGpe)

41 Good night to all
Going to reget this in the morning

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (aC6Sd)

42
All the monkeys were kung fu fighting
Those chimps were fast as lightning
It was a little bit frightening
They fought with expert timing

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (WbIyz)

43 The papacy is not, and celebrating and rewarding someone who advocates for a position that is so morally repugnant to the stated beliefs of the Church seems very, very wrong to me. I would appreciate the thoughts of actual Catholics on the matter.
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No, you really don't want me to put my thoughts out there on this man. Because then I'd have to go to Confession.

Again.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (tr2D7)

44 United Launch Alliance was planning to launch an Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite tonight, but it was scrubbed due to a valve problem in the booster. They plan to try again tomorrow night.

I'm no rocket scientist, but if you're gonna launch a rocket, it's important to make sure all the valves are working. Better safe than sorry.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (sdi6R)

45 Powerline has this

"Bombshell: Simpson Admits Fusion GPS Went to the Press to Salvage Hillary's Campaign"

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (vChNs)

46 Any news on the IG report?

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (+Tibp)

47 Humor? Huge Cock? Dark Triad? No, no, and no!

Making a hot porn star watch 3 hours of shark week before sex is checkmate you faggits. lulz



https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/01/ stormy-daniels-trump-spanking-forbes-and-shark-week.html

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (g4lFK)

48 Evening fappers. Long day today.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

49 "Protip: When reading any article always go to the last two paragraphs first.

Almost never fails.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (+lOpA) "

What if it's an ace movie review? That could take weeks!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 10:19 PM (uuwor)

50 Willowed from the thread downstairs:

How can one be ordered to volunteer?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (1Zu3n)

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Clearly you have not been subject to Corporate "Team Building" exercises.
Posted by: Speed Racer at January 18, 2018 10:08 PM (j/7lG)

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 18, 2018 10:19 PM (j/7lG)

51 Oh, to the people of Texas, tomorrow is Confederate Hero's Day, it is an official state holiday...one that no one except State workers know about.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 10:19 PM (kufk0)

52 >>Making a hot porn star watch 3 hours of shark week before sex is checkmate you faggits. lulz


The Gorilla Channel doesn't have a Shark Week.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (AioXw)

53 Hello all.

It appears that the number of active Salafists in Berlin has increased from 350 in 2011 to around 900 today, according to a police report. German officials are apparently totally stumped on an explanation for this.

Posted by: T at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (MmeCn)

54 Corey Booker and Kamala Harris remind me a bit of Mussolini.

They love bombast and theatrics, and think it more than substitutes for reasoned argument.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (EZebt)

55 I have been Catholic since, well, God only knows.

This Pope is a communist.

He best be careful before someone goes all Oscar Romero on his ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (EoRCO)

56 What if it's an ace movie review? That could take weeks!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 10:19 PM (uuwor)


Naw....ace puts good stuff in every 'graph.

You'd be missing out.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:21 PM (+lOpA)

57 I see Glenn Simpson (Fusion GPS) stories are all over Facebook.

Does that guy have crazy eyes or what?

https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-03-29-at-5.44.38-PM.png

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2018 10:21 PM (Z8FFX)

58 Pope and Change.

Wifey hates him. OK maybe not hate but dislikes with the heat of 1000 suns

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 10:22 PM (0gGpe)

59 The Gorilla Channel doesn't have a Shark Week.
Posted garrett

Not Yet.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 10:22 PM (g4lFK)

60 Friend's annual SooperBowl party has been cancelled due to family matters.


Outstanding.


Always enjoy seeing the people there (many are life-long friends), but happy to have to make no effort to diss the NFL.


Will ponder another event to bring more/less the same crowd together. Stanley Cup isn't till July 4th or August or something, that's too long (and some of the guys in the group I played hockey with as a yute). Gotta find something sooner.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:22 PM (QDnY+)

61 Common sense is illegal in the EU.

Did Orwell see that coming?


Also why are the Swiss so much smarter than everyone else over there?

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (+lOpA)

62 Protip: When reading any article always go to the last two paragraphs first.



Almost never fails.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (+lOpA)
Thank you. Will implement immediately.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (rv0Fo)

63 Making a hot porn star watch 3 hours of shark week before sex is checkmate you faggits. lulz
***
Democrats circa 1998: A little rape never hurt anyone...just put some ice on it.

Democrats circa 2018: OHMAGHERD the President might have had sex with someone impeach him now!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (Z8FFX)

64 Aren't Catholics obligated to resist the Anti-Pope? Isn't the real Pope still alive?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (WbIyz)

65 No, you really don't want me to put my thoughts out there on this man. Because then I'd have to go to Confession.

Again.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (tr2D7)




I always picture a Moron at confession, as being held in a hard, oaken chair, under an excessively hot and bright light, being sweated by a rolled-up-sleeved, chain-smoking detective with a rubber truncheon at hand.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (QzJWU)

66 Clearly you have not been subject to Corporate "Team Building" exercises.

My second real job, mumbly-mumble years ago, was with a company that decided to spin off a couple of guys as "team building consultants". So we were their test subjects.

The exercises were always just cruel jokes, and did nothing for the sense of being a team.

You know what I've found actually builds teams? Doing the damned work; the day-to-day job. It does so surer and faster than all the corporate mandatory fun or party games ever conceived.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (fVubI)

67 Monk, your url does not work.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (6FqZa)

68 Just read the sidebar article on NRO (spies, not pundits) mission patches, then a related article linked from the first one.

Someone please tell me why intelligence agencies are wasting time creating these. Can't they just be in plainclothes to launch a rocket?

Seems like a breach of security.

Posted by: Week Geek at January 18, 2018 10:24 PM (G+J43)

69 How chilly will the march be tomorrow?

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 10:24 PM (Df74d)

70 I got five Our Fathers, two Hail Marys, and three good leads!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 18, 2018 10:24 PM (WbIyz)

71 Jeez. I wonder if Dems think we unwashed masses are dumber than dolphins? Or the GOP for that matter.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2018 10:24 PM (0tfLf)

72 There have been many terrible popes in the past - wages wars to gain land for their family, engaging in debauchery, etc.

But Pope Francis is likely the first to not actually be a Catholic.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2018 10:24 PM (Z8FFX)

73 Wading in with a simple pot-stirring . . .

Francis was chosen the same way as JP II.

Not saying I'm fond of his politics, but the RC rules are pretty rigid on the whole 'questioning authority' thing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 10:25 PM (JyFLk)

74 52 >>Making a hot porn star watch 3 hours of shark week before sex is checkmate you faggits. lulz


The Gorilla Channel doesn't have a Shark Week.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (AioXw)


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is that foreplay, or whoreplay?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:25 PM (vChNs)

75 But now, with the federal tax bill cutting off deductions that benefited well-off Californians, the state's Democrats suddenly are singing the GOP song about a potential millionaire exodus.

"People with higher incomes pay a lot more money, and some of them may be tempted to leave," Gov. Jerry Brown said when he unveiled his 2018-19 budget proposal last week.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 18, 2018 10:25 PM (e8kgV)

76 I shall say no more about Pope Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 10:25 PM (Df74d)

77 pi[54 Corey Booker and Kamala Harris remind me a bit of Mussolini.

They love bombast and theatrics, and think it more than substitutes for reasoned argument.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (EZebt)

Kamala Harris is bald like Booker and Mussolini?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 18, 2018 10:25 PM (itfg0)

78 I'm not remotely Catholic, so fuck Frankie in the ear with Satan's barbed cock for giving a church award to an evil baby killing cvnt.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

79 >> Monk, your url does not work.

It's got a space in it. Paste in the URL field, and remove the space between "01/ stormy-", between the slash and the 's'.

Between the slash and the ass.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 18, 2018 10:26 PM (8O3HH)

80 Can't. Stop. Laughing.

SFW

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1516327565931.jpg

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 10:26 PM (g4lFK)

81 Kamala Harris is bald like Booker and Mussolini?

Smooth as a dolphin.

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 18, 2018 10:26 PM (WbIyz)

82 Francis was chosen the same way as JP II.
___
Yeah, that's totally the ticket. Hey, would you like this Apple Watch? Its full of knowledge...

Posted by: Satan at January 18, 2018 10:26 PM (Z8FFX)

83 The Gorilla Channel doesn't have a Shark Week.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (AioXw)

---

hmmm....

GreatWhiteGorilla
Hammerhead chimp
Orangatiger




Posted by: Dr. Moreau at January 18, 2018 10:27 PM (vChNs)

84 Pope Francis Honors Dutch Abortion Activist with Pontifical Medal of Knighthood.

This is a weird story but as far as anybody can tell, she bought the medal. Yes, it came from the Pope but there is no record that the Pope gave it to her.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 18, 2018 10:27 PM (e8kgV)

85 The Gorilla Channel doesn't have a Shark Week.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (AioXw)


The gorilla vs. shark fight is a joint PPV special...

Posted by: The Ape Hat at January 18, 2018 10:27 PM (itfg0)

86 Can't. Stop. Laughing.
***
Um...what?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2018 10:27 PM (Z8FFX)

87 Just read the story on Pope Francis. Now, I have some rather specific thoughts on the current Bishop of Rome, but as I am not a Catholic, I don't want to go making statements about whether he's a "heretical" pope, as I know some have said. However, I do have a question: If Francis doesn't approve of this woman's position on abortion and gay stuff, why did he confer this honor on her? I understand diplomatic exchanges and all that, but why did it have to be this specific honor? One which talks about being a friend to the Catholic Church and doing God's work? Did the Vatican consider defending the substance of this honorific less important than avoiding even the chance of a dust-up with the Dutch government? And if so, why?

Posted by: T at January 18, 2018 10:28 PM (MmeCn)

88 But Pope Francis is likely the first to not actually be a Catholic.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2018 10:24 PM (Z8FFX)


And why was THAT particular guy chosen?

What is up with that?

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:28 PM (+lOpA)

89 Makes me wonder what the hell I am doing with my life.


Yeah, I get it. I've been asking myself that all day today.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 18, 2018 10:28 PM (rJUlF)

90 Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:22 PM (QDnY+)

We had hosted a Super Bowl party for 20 years. Mrs. Franpsycho (a native) canceled it 2 years ago when Krapperdick was still with the Niners and starting his b.s., and called all of our guests and told them why.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2018 10:28 PM (EZebt)

91 Kamala Harris is bald like Booker and Mussolini?
___
You can't tell through these pants? Dammit...well time to hit the mall on the way home.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (Z8FFX)

92 The USS Fitzgerald (DDG 62) will arrive tomorrow at Ingalls Shipbuilding, Pascagoula MS at 1000 to put in for repairs suffered as a result of a collision with the container ship MV ACX Crystal off the southeast coast of Japan in June.

Most likely, she will be berthed immediately behind the USS Ralph Johnson (DDG 114) which is making final preparations to join the fleet in March. If the sailors aboard the Johnson have not yet taken to heart the extreme danger of their profession, I am certain by 1005 they will have.

Prayers for the Fitz and her lost sailors.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (tr2D7)

93 Trump watching Shark Week with a Porn Star and being like :

"Hey - You know what?
"I've got a place in Atlantic City and a shit ton of money.
"What do you say we go get some whores and feed them to some Sharks from the Pier?"


Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (AioXw)

94 Can't. Stop. Laughing.
***
Um...what?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2018 10:27 PM (Z8FFX)

Dude?!?!

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (g4lFK)

95 The Church survived the Borgias, it will survive the current jerk.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (fVubI)

96 I heard on the radio tonight that Vikings fans have been cautioned to avoid displays of Viking colors because of the scary Eagles fans.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (sdi6R)

97 @19 I don't know when it started in industry. I suspect it's the descendant of "voluntary" donations to United Way -- executives apparently compete with each other over how much their people donate, so it became more expected than voluntary.
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Scott Adams riffed on this quite a while back in one of his Dilbert strips. Wally was wandering the office collecting donations for the office-publicized charities, and Dilbert claims that he already donates to a charity that's not on the list. So Wally notes that Dilbert isn't a team players (or something to that effect).

Posted by: junior at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (kddpK)

98 Kind of a funny skit on Portlandia of a Canadian border agent interviewing a long line of Antifa types who are escaping Trumpian oppression. Terry Crews was the agent.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 18, 2018 10:30 PM (+Tibp)

99 I was raised Baptist.
I drink scotch, smoke cigars and dance...badly.
The Pope is a commie.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2018 10:30 PM (0tfLf)

100 @63 Democrats circa 2018: OHMAGHERD the President might have had sex with someone impeach him now!
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They just care that a *Republican* had sex with someone.

Dems are allowed constantly slipping standards. But Republicans are held to extraordinarily high ones.

Posted by: junior at January 18, 2018 10:30 PM (kddpK)

101
From an article about opposition to Sir GolfsALot's memorial to his own fine self --

The center has encountered controversy amid reports that the center would take on an activity-center vibe including a basketball court, ...


... in which players would throw up nothing but bricks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2018 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

102 Another cop story. I can't summarize it because I don't understand the first damn thing about it.

http://bit.ly/2Dqdceg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)

103 64 Aren't Catholics obligated to resist the Anti-Pope? Isn't the real Pope still alive?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (WbIyz)


I would dearly love to know what was going down at the Vatican during the months just before Benedict resigned.

Posted by: T at January 18, 2018 10:31 PM (MmeCn)

104 81 Kamala Harris is bald like Booker and Mussolini?

Smooth as a dolphin.
Posted by: Willie Brown at January 18, 2018 10:26 PM (WbIyz)

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When we are eventually interrogated about this in the camps, please say I was never here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2018 10:31 PM (EZebt)

105 fake pope frank

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 10:32 PM (hMwEB)

106 So Swedish leaders are talking of deploying the military, if needed, to take down gang no-go zones (no guessing if there's any defining yattribute of these areas - I'm sure it's differences over the proper way to prepare pickled herring).


Even some sarcastic, Horde-worthy acid comments from public figures on the "dynamic, multi-cultural" Sweden that has been achieved. Through, well, you know.


So my understanding is that a significant portion of whatever essentially farcical military (ground) forces maintained by both France and Italy have been assigned to protecting Jewish and other potential targets *inside these countries* for some time.


If Sweden goes military internally, we'll have three major European countries whose "national security" activities essentially boil down to defending against threats they have all willingly, optionally, and consciously, imported.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:32 PM (QDnY+)

107 "Not you, Stormy. You're classy.
"I'm talking streetwalkers. Nobody cares about them.
"We'll get some Big Macs and some Ice Cream. It'll be great."

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:32 PM (AioXw)

108 >>Will ponder another event to bring more/less the
same crowd together. Stanley Cup isn't till July 4th or August or
something, that's too long (and some of the guys in the group I played
hockey with as a yute). Gotta find something sooner.


Posted by: rhomboid

Indy 500 party.

Posted by: Aviator at January 18, 2018 10:32 PM (2cuLk)

109 Everything I know about Catholics I learned from watching Hudson Hawk.

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 10:32 PM (0gGpe)

110 Dems are allowed constantly slipping standards. But Republicans are held to extraordinarily high ones.
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I had a LIV co-worker say something in passing about Roy Moore that unlike Moore at least Bill Clinton's tryst's were all consensual.

What universe do these people cocoon themselves in. Clinton all but admitted to harassing Jones, refused to comment on Willey, and put out a statement through his lawyer that Jimmy Carter didn't rape Juanita Broaddrick.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2018 10:33 PM (Z8FFX)

111 From the now unused words link:

Ultracrepidarian. (Spell check has no clue about that word.) I like the definition: "Somebody who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about."

I do believe we now have a new word to describe our Fake News Media's pompous, preening popinjays.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2018 10:33 PM (ewuGR)

112 87 Just read the story on Pope Francis. Now, I have some rather specific thoughts on the current Bishop of Rome, but as I am not a Catholic, I don't want to go making statements about whether he's a "heretical" pope, as I know some have said. However, I do have a question: If Francis doesn't approve of this woman's position on abortion and gay stuff, why did he confer this honor on her? I understand diplomatic exchanges and all that, but why did it have to be this specific honor? One which talks about being a friend to the Catholic Church and doing God's work? Did the Vatican consider defending the substance of this honorific less important than avoiding even the chance of a dust-up with the Dutch government? And if so, why?

Posted by: T at January 18, 2018 10:28 PM (MmeCn)


Some Anti-Pope Franky mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI

Posted by: The Anti-Hat at January 18, 2018 10:34 PM (itfg0)

113 68 Just read the sidebar article on NRO (spies, not pundits) mission patches, then a related article linked from the first one.

Someone please tell me why intelligence agencies are wasting time creating these. Can't they just be in plainclothes to launch a rocket?

Seems like a breach of security.
Posted by: Week Geek at January 18, 2018 10:24 PM (G+J43)


Mission patches are a time-honored tradition, but NRO mission patches tend to be cryptic if not downright disturbing.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

114 I'm no rocket scientist, but if you're gonna launch a
rocket, it's important to make sure all the valves are working.


Posted by: rickl

This is what made 2-strokes so popular back in the early days.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 18, 2018 10:34 PM (H5rtT)

115 The place I worked at had a meeting every January to hype up and try to get you to sign up for United Way donations. No matter that we had not had a raise since 2009 and many of us qualified for the *help* they wanted us to give to others. Nah.


Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 10:34 PM (RfzVr)

116 Light fuse and get away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:35 PM (WbIyz)

117
Never gonna happen, but in my "ficus fantasies" you might say, I wonder what TV shows I should make some of my favorite Czech "actresses" watch.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 18, 2018 10:35 PM (8O3HH)

118 I was raised Baptist.

I drink scotch, smoke cigars and dance...badly.

The Pope is a commie.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2018 10:30 PM (0tfLf)

Same here...though I've never smoked a cigar, or anything else.

I had to give up sex, too, since it leads to dancing...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 18, 2018 10:35 PM (rJUlF)

119 So the old iis-the-pope-Catholicjome is no longer a joke. I hope bears still shit in the woods.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 10:35 PM (+y/Ru)

120 The Vatican award looks like a diplomatic / bureaucratic fuckup. Apparently the Vatican hands out those particular awards like party-favours to diplomats. This Ploumen character is probably not the first baddy to get one.

But now, people are paying attention, and news spreads.

To solve this, the Vatican needs to distinguish between handing out souvenirs from the gift shop - a book on why the Church believes that abortion is wrong, for instance - and handing out medals, especially medals with the name of a Pope on them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 10:35 PM (6FqZa)

121 I would dearly love to know what was going down at the Vatican during the months just before Benedict resigned.
***
See France in 1940...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2018 10:35 PM (Z8FFX)

122 He best be careful before someone goes all Oscar Romero on his ass.
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I'm hoping for the Iranians, then the restoration of Benedict.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2018 10:35 PM (ewxPW)

123 The Human Fund. "Money for people."

Posted by: George at January 18, 2018 10:36 PM (Y3RqE)

124
84 Pope Francis Honors Dutch Abortion Activist with Pontifical Medal of Knighthood.

This is a weird story but as far as anybody can tell, she bought the medal. Yes, it came from the Pope but there is no record that the Pope gave it to her.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 18, 2018 10:27 PM (e8kgV)


So the RCC is back to selling indigents ... indigestions ... indicators ... c'mon, help me out here ... indulg...?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2018 10:36 PM (pNxlR)

125 Intel community awards/decorations are done in private. Mission patches for intel-related launches seem totally inappropriate - concur.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:36 PM (QDnY+)

126 Also why are the Swiss so much smarter than everyone else over there?
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (+lOpA)

I have a pet theory that a chunk of the surviving Templars wound up in Switzerland, which was then city states. The Templars were one of the few banking powers of that age in Europe and the Swiss love them some banking. Also, the Pope's bodyguards are the Swiss Guard.

True or not, I doubt the Templars would not have been all open arms towards Muslim refugees.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 18, 2018 10:36 PM (tMFgx)

127 96 I heard on the radio tonight that Vikings fans have been cautioned to avoid displays of Viking colors because of the scary Eagles fans.
Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (sdi6R)

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Posted by: Dr. Moreau at January 18, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)

128 @106 So Swedish leaders are talking of deploying the military, if needed, to take down gang no-go zones (no guessing if there's any defining yattribute of these areas - I'm sure it's differences over the proper way to prepare pickled herring).
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I doubt it'll work long-term. Sure, the military might (key word) be able to tamp things down in the short term. But unless the government is willing to take the time, effort, and expense involved in completely dismantling the gangs, then it's just slapping a Band-Aid on the situation. They'll end up with something like the West Bank.

Or they could deport everyone. But they won't do that.

Posted by: junior at January 18, 2018 10:37 PM (kddpK)

129 So my understanding is that a significant portion of whatever essentially farcical military (ground) forces maintained by both France and Italy have been assigned to protecting Jewish and other potential targets *inside these countries* for some time.


If Sweden goes military internally, we'll have three major European countries whose "national security" activities essentially boil down to defending against threats they have all willingly, optionally, and consciously, imported.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:32 PM (QDnY+)


On a side note, two Europe vs. Russia war scenarios from Binkov's Battlegrounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc49Zot93QQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT7j6xU-Fjo

Posted by: The Battle Hat at January 18, 2018 10:37 PM (itfg0)

130
I'll bet Donny Two Scoops put 2 scoops of ice cream on Stormy's.....well, you know. Maybe her ass, two.

Wonder if he gave her a nice pearl necklace?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 18, 2018 10:37 PM (8O3HH)

131 @66 You know what I've found actually builds teams?
___________________________

A good bar, 10 minutes after you all punch out.

Oh, "I think the horde may be a little short of Culture, so..."

AE Housman

And Malt doth more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to Man.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 18, 2018 10:37 PM (H5rtT)

132 Tortoise: "Did you see that Great Molasses floor the other day"

Sloth: "I couldn't catch it - it all happened so fast"

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 10:37 PM (ABjxW)

133 flood, duh

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 10:38 PM (ABjxW)

134 The Swiss actually use their military?
Interesting.
$20 says they get their ass kicked.

That sword has been in the scabbard way too long.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2018 10:38 PM (0tfLf)

135
If Sweden goes military internally, we'll have three major European countries whose "national security" activities essentially boil down to defending against threats they have all willingly, optionally, and consciously, imported.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:32 PM (QDnY+)


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Trebuchets loaded with surstomming

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:38 PM (vChNs)

136 No theological food fight about infallibility? I haz the sadz.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (/qEW2)

137
109 Everything I know about Catholics I learned from watching Hudson Hawk.
Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 10:32 PM (0gGpe)


Could have been worse: could have been from watching "The DaVinci Code".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (pNxlR)

138 61,

Because they are Swiss.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (C8LGv)

139
Trebuchets loaded with surstomming
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:38 PM (vChNs)

Don't hold your breath.

On second thought...

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (ABjxW)

140 >>Did you see that Great Molasses floor


"I'm gonna leave my children
down on this sticky floor"

Posted by: Robert Plant at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (AioXw)

141 103, Me too. But things in the RCC move a glacial speed, so we'll find out how and why Benedict XVI was forced out and Frankly Commie was elected in about 500 years.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (mc8++)

142 the center would take on an activity-center vibe

The Obama Library sounds like a community center where kids hang out all day, shoot hoops and smoke cigarettes. It sounds perfect.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (cW490)

143 The Swiss military runs like clockwork.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 10:40 PM (ABjxW)

144 102 Another cop story. I can't summarize it because I don't understand the first damn thing about it.

http://bit.ly/2Dqdceg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 10:31 PM (+y/

I saw this when it first broke. This cop totally freaked the fuck out for reasons nobody can figure out.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

145
127 96 I heard on the radio tonight that Vikings fans have been cautioned to avoid displays of Viking colors because of the scary Eagles fans.
Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (sdi6R)


Yeah, good move!

-- Santa Claus beaned by iceballs thrown by Eagles' fans

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2018 10:41 PM (pNxlR)

146

Am I the only one who thinks Raymond Arroyo looks like Pee Wee Herman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

147 I am a cradle Catholic and a catechist for my diocese.

I have very grave reservations about the current Pontiff.

It's not just me either. My husband's buddy who is a twice a decade Catholic asked hubby if he thought this Pope was "the real deal or is that Benedict locked up somewhere and is really Pope."

I was a little stunned by that question because I wouldn't have thought the guy had given ten seconds thought about the matter.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 10:41 PM (vfC/C)

148 Stop watching River Monsters!

Posted by: Donald J Trump at January 18, 2018 10:41 PM (g4lFK)

149 Shark Porn?! That was a storyline from an episode of Friends when Monica thought Chandler could only be aroused from watching shark attacks!! This porn star stuff is the most outrageous, laugh out loud funny fraud in forever. At least the Gorilla Channel "scandal" was original.

Posted by: jmel at January 18, 2018 10:42 PM (OeWgo)

150 >>>the center would take on an activity-center vibe



The Obama Library sounds like a community center where kids hang out
all day, shoot hoops and smoke cigarettes. It sounds perfect.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (cW490)


With Midnight Basketball leagues in the summer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 10:42 PM (QLvwG)

151 CA's idiotic AG today threatens to "prosecute" companies cooperating with the the feds on immigration law.


There just *have* to be various avenues to pursue for DOJ and DHS/ICE on this baby.


Do all the cases relating to state's legally forbidding cooperation with the feds on something date back to the Civil War era, or were there even any analogous cases?


Unless the law has been significantly changed, I would think electing to actually enforce the actual terms governing H1Bs - say, to CA tech companies, just for an example, heh - would be a nukyler hammer that would make the dumb, racist, authoritarians in Sacramento cry like Corey Booker, or a 9-yr old girl.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:42 PM (QDnY+)

152 >>>*In the Hitchhiker series, humans were only the third smartest species on the planet.


Yeah, but the smartest species according to him were mice. Was Douglas Adams also right about that?

Posted by: Loonquall & Phoucg at January 18, 2018 10:42 PM (/qEW2)

153 136 No theological food fight about infallibility? I haz the sadz.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (/qEW2)

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we hid the chair

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:43 PM (vChNs)

154 143 The Swiss military runs like clockwork.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 10:40 PM (ABjxW)


A Cuckoo Clock, specifically...

Posted by: Harry Lime at January 18, 2018 10:43 PM (itfg0)

155 >>Yeah, but the smartest species according to him were mice.


White Mice.

And yes.

Posted by: The Brain at January 18, 2018 10:43 PM (AioXw)

156 143 The Swiss military runs like clockwork.
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 10:40 PM (ABjxW)

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that's cuckoo

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:43 PM (vChNs)

157
142 the center would take on an activity-center vibe

The Obama Library sounds like a community center where kids hang out all day, shoot hoops and smoke cigarettes. It sounds perfect.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 10:39 PM (cW490)


"... then I got a job: keeping people from hanging out in front of the [community center]."

-- adapted punch line from Cheech & Chong

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2018 10:43 PM (pNxlR)

158 I think the Swiss military would be effective.

The Swedes? Who knows.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (+lOpA)

159
Also in that story, Donny Two Scoops spanked Stormy with a copy of Forbes magazine, with him on the cover.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (8O3HH)

160 you know that is funny, the hq has the same decor as the amazon office in the pic.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (MTjB1)

161 Shark Porn? You bloody Americans. As you say, "Been there Done That..."

Posted by: Led Zeppelin at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (mc8++)

162 96 I heard on the radio tonight that Vikings fans have been cautioned to avoid displays of Viking colors because of the scary Eagles fans.
Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 10:29 PM (sdi6R)
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Posted by: Dr. Moreau at January 18, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)

Yup.....Philly has been a toilet for some time.

I felt safer when I was in Beirut than when I was in Philly.

Even the Mummers were packing heat.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (EoRCO)

163 -- Santa Claus beaned by iceballs thrown by Eagles' fans
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2018 10:41 PM (pNxlR)


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he was a BAD SANTA

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (vChNs)

164 31
The papacy is not, and celebrating and rewarding someone who advocates
for a position that is so morally repugnant to the stated beliefs of the
Church seems very, very wrong to me. I would appreciate the thoughts of
actual Catholics on the matter.


It seems that the exchange of these diplomatic honors or whatever to people of such questionable character have effectively diminished the Order of St. Gregory. It's a totally counterproductive PR move, and stupid.

The Pope has certain duties as head of State, but mixing such activities in such a foolish way cannot be good.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (8iiMU)

165 >>Also in that story, Donny Two Scoops spanked Stormy with a copy of Forbes magazine, with him on the cover.


Women like a good spanking.

This isn't news to anyone.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:45 PM (AioXw)

166 I told my "collector" that I did not give money to the United Way because they support "charities" that provide abortions, and I am not in the baby killing business.

But, but, but...there are Catholic Charities on the list!!

Yes, but that's not where all the money goes, and if I want to give money to Catholic Charities, I will do so, outside of the high pressure nonsense that still sends money to "charities" that provide abortions.

But, but, but....it is easy!

Don't care. I'm not killing any babies.

Uh.... okay.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 10:45 PM (NXsWM)

167 that would make the dumb, racist, authoritarians in Sacramento cry like Corey Booker, or a 9-yr old girl.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:42 PM (QDnY+)


Same to you buddy.

Posted by: A 9-yr old girl at January 18, 2018 10:45 PM (itfg0)

168 >>>Also why are the Swiss so much smarter than everyone else over there?

it's the fondue

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 10:45 PM (C6eZV)

169 Diogenes, think that might be a "reverse Trading Places/Jamie Lee Curtis on Halloween" mistake there. Sweden, not Switzerland.





Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:45 PM (QDnY+)

170 The Pope has certain duties as head of State, but mixing such activities in such a foolish way cannot be good.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (8iiMU)

This Pope is a commie dope.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 10:45 PM (NXsWM)

171 Francis was chosen the same way as JP II.

Not saying I'm fond of his politics, but the RC rules are pretty rigid on the whole 'questioning authority' thing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 10:25 PM (JyFLk)


Well, except for the fact that John Paul II was selected Pope after John Paul I died and Pope Benedict XVI is still alive, yeah, Frankie was chosen to be Pope in the same way. I missed the 'coup' part of JP II's elevation to Pope.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2018 10:46 PM (ewuGR)

172
The Sleeper Awakens


Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 18, 2018 10:46 PM (PPrHy)

173 "Light fuse and get away."

Another candidate for my collection of simple instructions that mask potential difficulties with tasks. (What if the fuse doesn't light? What if you have clutter that makes it hard to leave the scene quickly?)

My top two, gained through hard experience: "Level the surface." "Adjust to fit."

Posted by: Week Geek at January 18, 2018 10:46 PM (G+J43)

174 >>>Also why are the Swiss so much smarter than everyone else over there?



Maybe they were able to keep the Moops from mixing with their bloodlines?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:47 PM (AioXw)

175 171 Francis was chosen the same way as JP II.

Not saying I'm fond of his politics, but the RC rules are pretty rigid on the whole 'questioning authority' thing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 10:25 PM (JyFLk)

Well, except for the fact that John Paul II was selected Pope after John Paul I died and Pope Benedict XVI is still alive, yeah, Frankie was chosen to be Pope in the same way. I missed the 'coup' part of JP II's elevation to Pope.
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2018 10:46 PM (ewuGR)

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Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:47 PM (vChNs)

176 Those Swiss Guards are packing some heavy firepower--Berettas, Uzis-- underneath those faggy costumes. And they know how to use those weird-looking axes....
And they HAVE to be Swiss. It's the rule.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2018 10:48 PM (mc8++)

177 White Mice.



And yes.

Posted by: The Brain at January 18, 2018 10:43 PM (AioXw)

hyperdimensional mice, if I recall

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 10:48 PM (8iiMU)

178 BTW, the Left is complaining that Kid Rock is going to be one of the intermissions entertainment at the NHL's All Star Game because he's too close to Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2018 10:48 PM (ewxPW)

179 Frankie is a Jesuit. Its not like they are Catholics or anything. I.went.to.a Jesuit university. I know what theyre like.

Its almost as if a dark power made him Pope to drive people.away from the Church and God.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 18, 2018 10:48 PM (rt9vW)

180 This Pope is a commie dope.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 10:45 PM (NXsWM)

Well, that too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 10:49 PM (8iiMU)

181 159
Also in that story, Donny Two Scoops spanked Stormy with a copy of Forbes magazine, with him on the cover.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 18, 2018 10:44 PM (8O3HH)

The man is Boss.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 10:49 PM (ANIFC)

182 Once attended an NHL playoff game at the Spectrum. Visiting team won the game in overtime (sudden death goal). Friend and I (good seats, down near one goal) knew what not to do. So I still remember, when the goal was scored, we just sort of started to move, jump, clap - but immediately stopped. In the deflation/disappointment of the sold out arena, nobody near us noticed anything.


As we were leaving, we saw a scene out of a movie. A guy wearing the visiting team's jersey went running across one of the major hallways that led into the arena interior, in the outer ring where fans walk (we were exiting just in front of this). Right after him - a a crowd of local fans, screaming.


Somewhat Darwinian issue, I would think, wearing opposing team colors in Philadelphia sports venues.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:49 PM (QDnY+)

183
Wonder what magazine Reggie spanked Barky with?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 18, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)

184 Speaking of river monsters I saw some youtube of a crocodile and a gazelle. Let's just say I was happier not having watched that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 10:49 PM (6FqZa)

185 I recently changed my default search engine to bing.

I have not noticed much of a difference with my old one, Google.

So take that liberal fascists trying to control and shape my world.

Shorter: F**k You Google.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 18, 2018 10:50 PM (RwBDG)

186 >>Somewhat Darwinian issue, I would think, wearing opposing team colors in Philadelphia sports venues.


I doesn't work too well at MSG, either.

I got my Dad and I in a big brawl there during a Blackhawks Game back in 1992. Good time.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:51 PM (AioXw)

187 Gators got to eat. Gazelles get to be really really fast and graceful and in return they git et if they slow.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 18, 2018 10:51 PM (RwBDG)

188
Perhaps the Holy Spirit, who's supposed to guide the Conclave, inspired the College of Cardinals to pick someone who could serve as a bad example.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 10:51 PM (U5cpR)

189 the Stormy story is laughable bullshit. They gotta be fucking kidding.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 10:52 PM (6FqZa)

190

"Light fuse and get away."

Do not hold in hand

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 10:52 PM (IqV8l)

191 Perhaps the Holy Spirit, who's supposed to guide the Conclave, inspired the College of Cardinals to pick someone who could serve as a bad example.

I often wonder if that's why G-d put me on this earth.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 10:52 PM (6FqZa)

192 Just driving by here to say that the WSJ says
Donald Trump had his lawyer pay a porn star.
What's the deal? Do they think he sits down and writes checks?

Damn, he owned casinos, he's (figuratively) written checks to porn stars, porn starlets, dancers, gymnasts, and all sorts of performers that work in casinos.

Posted by: La take me downtown, I'm just looking for Mish at January 18, 2018 10:53 PM (VzbI8)

193
The Gorilla Channel doesn't have a Shark Week.


They share storylines and swap cast members, kind of like Law & Order and Homicide: Life in the Street back in the day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2018 10:54 PM (pNxlR)

194 You know what I've found actually builds teams?
Doing the damned work; the day-to-day job. It does so surer and faster
than all the corporate mandatory fun or party games ever conceived.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:23 PM (fVubI)


no, what about the posters!?!?!?

The ones put up that say that "true leaders don't tell, they lead" You know, the ones put up by the manager who only speaks to his people once a month in a review of worker stats that he compiles remotely.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2018 10:54 PM (2K6fY)

195 Frankie is a Jesuit. Its not like they are Catholics or anything. I.went.to.a Jesuit university. I know what theyre like.

Its almost as if a dark power made him Pope to drive people.away from the Church and God.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V
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Oh for Heavens sake No! I've never killed anyone! I'm a Benedictine, not a Jesuit!!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 18, 2018 10:54 PM (tr2D7)

196 >> the Stormy story is laughable bullshit

Pee-pee party dossier shit. Stormy put out a written statement Friday denying it, and that she was paid $130K to keep quiet.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 18, 2018 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

197 I'm guessing Frankie was picked by accident. There's a reason why the Cardinals don't pick Jesuits.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2018 10:55 PM (mc8++)

198 You know what I've found actually builds teams?
Doing the damned work; the day-to-day job. It does so surer and faster
than all the corporate mandatory fun or party games ever conceived.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January




hand towel and a bar of soap

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 10:55 PM (MTjB1)

199 why are the Swiss so much smarter than everyone else over there?

Same reason Americans love each other so much despite old differences.
They bashed the crap out of each other, literally burned each other at the stake for a generation or two, then recoiled in horror and vowed never to do that again.

Swiss history is "fascinating," in the sense that after a while you can get bored with the 30 and 100 Years wars.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 18, 2018 10:55 PM (H5rtT)

200 177 White Mice.



And yes.

Posted by: The Brain at January 18, 2018 10:43 PM (AioXw)

hyperdimensional mice, if I recall

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 10:48 PM (8iiMU)

The Earth was the maze they had designed and humans were their research subjects. Unfortunately, just before they finished the experiment the Earth was demolished to make way for a hyperspace overpass.

Shocking cock-up.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 10:56 PM (vfC/C)

201 Of FFS, that didn't take long. GOP (at least Scalise, who's leadership) is using as his demagogic club for beating the Dems in "shutting down the govt." the poor widdle dying millions of doe-eyed youngsters depending on CHIP.


Yep, you're gonna reach independents and occasional voters and moderately-misinformed voters (marinating in the MSM/pop culture) by painting the Dems as the heartless evil enemies of all the zillions of sick poor kids who are on the brink of death without CHIP.


Brilliant. It is unlikely Trump realizes he literally has to replace 75% of the GOP to have a chance at seriously helping the country, and even less likely he'll try it, or succeed. Thus the case for pessimism remains strong.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:56 PM (QDnY+)

202 Colorado Quattro De Cinco Morondevous

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 18, 2018 10:56 PM (mMeIQ)

203 Fox has a countdown clock for the shutdown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 10:57 PM (IqV8l)

204
"The Jesuits always profit by the exaggerations of their enemies. Accused of murdering ten men and a dog, they triumphantly produce the dog" - George Tyrrell S.J.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 10:58 PM (U5cpR)

205 "Light fuse and get away."



Do not hold in hand


Front
Toward
Enemy

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 18, 2018 10:58 PM (H5rtT)

206 Best D Adams line:


The mice will see you now.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:59 PM (+lOpA)

207 POLITICO@politico
If the government shuts down, Trump's television habits may be partly to blame

How Trump's TV habits raised the risk of a shutdown
White House aides say the president woke up spoiling for a fight and focused his attention on the spending deal after it came up on his favorite cable news show.

We need to get that Hawaiian judge to order what shows he can watch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 10:59 PM (+y/Ru)

208 As we were leaving, we saw a scene out of a movie. A guy wearing the visiting team's jersey went running across one of the major hallways that led into the arena interior, in the outer ring where fans walk (we were exiting just in front of this). Right after him - a a crowd of local fans, screaming.

Somewhat Darwinian issue, I would think, wearing opposing team colors in Philadelphia sports venues.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 10:49 PM (QDnY+)


========

So, like a certain scene in Kentucky Fried Movie, except with regards to hockey.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 10:59 PM (/qEW2)

209
Quick poll. Everyone who cares about a gov't shutdown, raise your hand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 11:00 PM (nBBdT)

210 i tried to buy health insurance through the exchange. two months after i enrolled, no insurance. every time i called, different story. last time, they said my case was under investigation. i told them i was calling my congressman they said go ahead. pretty much told me to piss off. i call mike gallaghers' office. 24 hours later, insurance.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2018 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

211 Hey everybody.

Don't panic!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)

212 We need to get that Hawaiian judge to order what shows he can watch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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...and check his prostate.

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2018 11:01 PM (nBBdT)

213 You guys talking Douglas Adams? He was a funny guy, I gotta admit.

I love that in the original Hitchhikers, Earth is torn down to make space for an intergalactic freeway.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

214 188
Perhaps the Holy Spirit, who's supposed to guide the Conclave, inspired the College of Cardinals to pick someone who could serve as a bad example.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 10:51 PM (U5cpR)
____________

When I was in 1st grade Sr. Gertrude told us to pray in Thanksgiving that we lived in a time with a good and holy Pope. She said that some times in history there were very wicked and bad Popes as a trial to the faithful.

I believe we are in for some trials and tribulations.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 11:02 PM (vfC/C)

215 Quick poll. Everyone who cares about a gov't shutdown, raise your hand.

Drown the Clown and shut er down.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 11:02 PM (+lOpA)

216
Quick poll. Everyone who cares about a gov't shutdown, raise your hand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


CNN, MSNBC and FNC all have countdown clocks.

It's like the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists countdown to doomsday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:02 PM (IqV8l)

217 my pop almost brawled with some pot smokers at a game.
i got to see the fears in their eyes,

good times

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 11:03 PM (C6eZV)

218 Remembering one of the final scenes from Dark City.

Shut it dooowwwn! Shut it aaallll down!

Posted by: Johnny at January 18, 2018 11:05 PM (kUotE)

219 183
Wonder what magazine Reggie spanked Barky with?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 18, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)

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magazine...sheet. I used a well thumbed copy of Das Kapital

Posted by: Reggie at January 18, 2018 11:05 PM (vChNs)

220 Not sure if it was produced by BBC or NPR, but there was a fantastic radio miniseries of Hitchhikers back in the early 1980s.

Wonder if it's available on CD...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:05 PM (eMKNe)

221
When I was in 1st grade Sr. Gertrude told us to pray in Thanksgiving that we lived in a time with a good and holy Pope.

St. Pius X?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 11:05 PM (pjwBh)

222 i wouldn't go to a sporting event in philly, ever. of course i wouldn't go to philly on purpose, either. shithole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2018 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

223 I like antiquated words too.

In the last year I've managed to work the following 2 into my vocabulary.

Betake

Pettifoggery


But yea, it can be tough to use them. And you don't want to make people feel bad for not knowing them...or have them think you are crazy for making up words. So I tend to stick with friends when using them.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:06 PM (ZBag7)

224 Johnny, reminds me of one of my favorite oldies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCLB6Y8zjA

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:06 PM (eMKNe)

225 218. A great film. Sir Francis Urquhart, ftw, yes?

https://youtu.be/S5ZSDCvUwN8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:07 PM (fA1SL)

226 She may not have been able to care for me, but I never for a moment believed that she didn't love me.

I was adopted at birth. I never tried to find my birth mother. I figured it was water under the bridge. I also considered some scenarios where a reunion might have been awkward.

But she did well. I've have a great life and I never resented her for a moment.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

227 Infallible statements are very rare, so I don't think Catholics have to worry that much about Francis actually saying something that is binding on their conscience ("Thou shalt cut down on carbon emissions"). Still it's got to be a bummer when he goes off track so often.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 11:07 PM (/qEW2)

228 Just driving by here to say that the WSJ says
Donald Trump had his lawyer pay a porn star.

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what a dope

Posted by: Jerry Springer at January 18, 2018 11:07 PM (vChNs)

229 i wouldn't go to a sporting event in philly, ever. of course i wouldn't go to philly on purpose, either. shithole.
Posted by: chavez
--------------

I once pissed on Philadelphia City Hall. There may have been alcohol involved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 11:08 PM (nBBdT)

230 Was that on the soundtrack?

Posted by: Johnny at January 18, 2018 11:08 PM (kUotE)

231 227. I'm converting. I liked Benedict better.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:08 PM (fA1SL)

232 but the earliest world map was made by the german cartographer waldseemuller. he made two versions in 1507: a large printed wall sized map known in one example in the library of congress and a small version that could be cut out to form a 5" diameter globe. this is the first map to have amerigo vespucci's name (on south america), the first to show north and south america as separate continents, the first to show th pacific ocean, and the first accurate globe. there are 4
known examples and christies just solid a newly found example (uncut) for about $800,000.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 18, 2018 11:08 PM (Pg+x7)

233 @213 I love that in the original Hitchhikers, Earth is torn down to make space for an intergalactic freeway.
----------------------------

One of the later books reveals that the hyperspace bypass was lobbied for by an intergalactic psychiatrists union.

Posted by: junior at January 18, 2018 11:09 PM (kddpK)

234 220 Not sure if it was produced by BBC or NPR, but there was a fantastic radio miniseries of Hitchhikers back in the early 1980s.

Wonder if it's available on CD...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:05 PM (eMKNe)


It was the BBC, and I understand that was the original version, before even the books.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

235 The ones put up that say that "true leaders don't tell, they lead" You know, the ones put up by the manager who only speaks to his people once a month in a review of worker stats that he compiles remotely.

---

the one that says a girl in Mumbai will do your job for $6/hr

Posted by: Jerry Springer at January 18, 2018 11:09 PM (vChNs)

236 She said that some times in history there were very wicked and bad Popes as a trial to the faithful.

I believe we are in for some trials and tribulations.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 11:02 PM (vfC/C)

Meh. I'm not a fan of the anti-Peronist fool. But Popes have a long and, uh, varied history. The Joust of the Whores comes to mind.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (tMFgx)

237 I always picture a Moron at confession, as being held in a hard, oaken chair, under an excessively hot and bright light, being sweated by a rolled-up-sleeved, chain-smoking detective with a rubber truncheon at hand

Yes, it is just like that. And Benedict was forced out. Frankie is an imposter. Lord knows what else is coming down the pike. I know I'm tired of the lefty priests shoving SJW shit at me.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (CL76w)

238 Lyle was hunting geese up in
the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 12 gauge against the
corner of the blind to take a leak.
















As luck would have it, his foolish dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it
went off and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot in the groin .



Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to, and
there was his doctor, Sven. "Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some
bad noos. Da good noos is dat you're going to be OK. Da damage vas local
to your groin, dere was very little internal
damage, and I vas able to remove all of da birdshot."



"What's the bad news?", asks Lyle.



"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive shot damage done to
your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena.



"Well, I guess the news could be worse," says Lyle. "Your sister's a plastic surgeon?"



"Well, not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis
Symphony Orchestra, and since all you got is Obamacare, she's going to
teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (2K6fY)

239 233. Look, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (fA1SL)

240 I was raised Baptist.
I drink scotch, smoke cigars and dance...badly.
The Pope is a commie.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2018 10:30

LOL, I was also raised Baptist.

Now I drink too much red wine and read AOSHQ. Go figure.

But I'm so pleased my Sentator Dicky Durbin has as his first priority is to illegal aliens. Nice Dicky.

He has stated his IL citizens rate below illegal aliens. Nice Dickwad.

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (yJ1e6)

241 google waldseemuller map christies.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (Pg+x7)

242 @220 Not sure if it was produced by BBC or NPR, but there was a fantastic radio miniseries of Hitchhikers back in the early 1980s.
---------------------

BBC. From what I understand, the radio show was actually the original incarnation. The novel came afterwards.

Posted by: junior at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (kddpK)

243 Pixie. drat.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (2K6fY)

244 229: hammer, were you with ozzie? he loves pissing on landmarks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2018 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

245
220 Not sure if it was produced by BBC or NPR, but there was a fantastic radio miniseries of Hitchhikers back in the early 1980s.

Wonder if it's available on CD...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:05 PM (eMKNe)


Was it the one that had Rula Lenska in one of the minor roles (an archeologist, IIRC)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2018 11:12 PM (pNxlR)

246 Right after him - a a crowd of local fans, screaming.


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the players must have still been tired from the overtime period

Posted by: Jerry Springer at January 18, 2018 11:12 PM (vChNs)

247 Mike Hammer...the diary of a snow shoveler was awesome!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 11:12 PM (C6eZV)

248 213 You guys talking Douglas Adams? He was a funny guy, I gotta admit.

I love that in the original Hitchhikers, Earth is torn down to make space for an intergalactic freeway.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

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they should've called me

Posted by: Black Bart at January 18, 2018 11:13 PM (vChNs)

249 St. Pius X?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 11:05 PM (pjwBh)

Paul VI

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 11:13 PM (vfC/C)

250 (i like maps, too.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 18, 2018 11:13 PM (Pg+x7)

251 Cradle Catholic, pre-Vatican II vintage.

My first impulse is to say that the report being cited is from the MSM, which means that it must be taken with a pound or two of salt.

However, if it is literally true, well, the Church has survived corrupt popes, stupid popes, even multiple popes waging war on each other. She will survive this one, too.

But the College of Cardinals should be slapped silly for even *thinking* of electing a Jesuit as pope!

Posted by: Brown Line at January 18, 2018 11:13 PM (S6ArX)

252 43 The papacy is not, and celebrating and rewarding someone who advocates for a position that is so morally repugnant to the stated beliefs of the Church seems very, very wrong to me. I would appreciate the thoughts of actual Catholics on the matter.
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No, you really don't want me to put my thoughts out there on this man. Because then I'd have to go to Confession.

Again.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2018 10:18 PM (tr2D7)


Um, have you checked with Ann Barnhardt? She has an opinion or two on the slopasty of the Papacy.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at January 18, 2018 11:14 PM (uU9xW)

253 popes schmopes who needs them

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)

254 Ginger Thursday Ficus Killing ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070166765228037

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070262940688384

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070363507494912

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070469090693120

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070554104991744

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2018 11:14 PM (eh0Va)

255 btw, it's interesting to note that for nearly the entirety of its existence, amazon never showed a profit.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 18, 2018 11:15 PM (Pg+x7)

256 222 i wouldn't go to a sporting event in philly, ever. of course i wouldn't go to philly on purpose, either. shithole.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2018 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

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historically significant...shithole

Posted by: Black Bart at January 18, 2018 11:15 PM (vChNs)

257 The Synodus Horrenda was the low point in the Papacy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 11:15 PM (6FqZa)

258 American Catholics should break off from the church.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

259 Prof. C.G.G.C. (what are you? A Brit civil servant?),

I, too, use old-fashioned, unusual words. My entire family mocks me, saying that I'm in the wrong century.

Posted by: Week Geek at January 18, 2018 11:15 PM (G+J43)

260 253. As someone converting from a religious tradition that has no singular authority, I do.

It's nice to have a little clarity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:15 PM (fA1SL)

261 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070647499522048

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070746875224065

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070831138787329

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954070926076805121

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2018 11:16 PM (eh0Va)

262 As someone converting from a religious tradition that has no singular authority, I do.

It's nice to have a little clarity.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




more unnecessary complexity.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

263 259. Come a cropper when yu sling ty thee bhat, eh?
* shakes head *

Eh, you're a pookah sahib by me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)

264 I remember the Pope vs Pope cartoons in Mad Magazine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

265 What did Stormy and Don listen to while watching Shark Week?

(Do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 11:18 PM (+y/Ru)

266 Maps are so cool

Posted by: LaSue at January 18, 2018 11:18 PM (rdoHp)

267 Weirddave, are you sure those Imgur words are for real?

B/c it feels like someone made them up as a joke.

The other link I totally believe and enjoy.

I guess I could google, but just in case you already doubled checked, I thought I'd ask first.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:18 PM (ZBag7)

268 I remember the Pope vs Pope cartoons in Mad Magazine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January



screen covered in cold coffee

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)

269 264. If you get Francis to say his name backwards, he returns to his own dimension.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:19 PM (fA1SL)

270 hammer, were you with ozzie? he loves pissing on landmarks.
Posted by: chavez
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Don't know Ozzie. Had just gotten off of the subway from a really iffy part of W. Philly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 11:19 PM (c/EDo)

271 260 253. As someone converting from a religious tradition that has no singular authority, I do.

It's nice to have a little clarity.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:15 PM (fA1SL)


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court of final appeal. this is truth, that is heresy

Posted by: Black Bart at January 18, 2018 11:20 PM (vChNs)

272
Good evening, good people.

Now off to read the content.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 18, 2018 11:20 PM (S/hVx)

273 Corey, call me. I gots the weed.

Posted by: T Bone at January 18, 2018 11:20 PM (bc2Lc)

274 *Proffers Warm Towel*

Posted by: Squirrel at January 18, 2018 11:20 PM (p+WEr)

275 court of final appeal. this is truth, that is heresy
Posted by: Black Bart at January




would be a nice thing, if the definition of truth and heresy were fixed.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

276
Don't know Ozzie. Had just gotten off of the subway from a really iffy part of W. Philly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Was that the crazy train?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

277 Maps are cool and so are globes. I loved studying the globe in the school library when I was a kid.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 18, 2018 11:21 PM (rt9vW)

278 Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (rv0Fo)


I have noticed that too and felt the same frustration. It happened after google and bing changed their search algorithms...to combat fake news. Yea, right.

I can't find sites that used to pop, and see all kinds that are crap. I swear they are punishing us for not voting in HRC.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:21 PM (ZBag7)

279 Ace is really busy on Twitter right now about everything.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2018 11:22 PM (ewxPW)

280 Cold, here.

They say they repaired it. I'm sure they did, they are good people. Still, they failed. Gold.

On the upside, L Elle is doing well. She says she misses a number of you.

Cold is creeping in. On, therefor to the cold bed. A pail of air, now, that would be nice.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 18, 2018 11:22 PM (l9m7l)

281 Shattering my anonymity here but my last name is Pope, first name is John. My childhood is full of teachers and such chuckling when they see me on attendance rolls: Pope, John

Posted by: Johnny at January 18, 2018 11:22 PM (kUotE)

282 Mike Hammer...the diary of a snow shoveler was awesome!
Posted by: concrete girl
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It's an oldie but goldie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 11:22 PM (c/EDo)

283 @208

Was it Big Jim Slade?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2018 11:22 PM (0tfLf)

284 Thanks for the responses, everyone.

I did not know Hitchhikers was originally a radio miniseries, before Douglas adapted it into a novel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

285
would be a nice thing, if the definition of truth and heresy were fixed.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -


Truth is what I believe.
Heresy is what you believe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

286 271. Yep. I will repeat my earlier complaint, however - I'm converting to The Faith of the Crusaders, amd after several months of catechism class, not a single fucking lesson on even so much as squad and small unit tactics.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

287 Well, ya know, there is "My truth" which is truth too.

Posted by: Oprah at January 18, 2018 11:23 PM (ZBag7)

288
Was it Big Jim Slade?
Posted by: Diogenes


Evil Roy Slade

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

289 I wonder if this 100megaton torpedo thing the russians is ok under Obama's totally hard won nuclear deal with Russia?

Obama's foreign policy wins were easily negotiated surrenders of American positions with little in return.

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 18, 2018 11:23 PM (V3U1L)

290 Was that the crazy train?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
------

I recall very little about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 11:24 PM (cp1if)

291
"Well, not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis
Symphony Orchestra, and since all you got is Obamacare, she's going to
teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2018 11:10 PM (2K6fY)


========

Oh man, I still have my flute from high school. Haven't played it ages.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 11:24 PM (/qEW2)

292
Well, ya know, there is "My truth" which is truth too.
Posted by: Oprah


O, that's good

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:24 PM (IqV8l)

293 Was going to work tomorrow for a short day. Decided to take some vacation time as our neighbor's Dad has died and need to go to the funeral.

Be well all, has anyone heard from northernlurcker?

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2018 11:24 PM (yJ1e6)

294 >>> 286 271. Yep. I will repeat my earlier complaint, however - I'm converting to The Faith of the Crusaders, amd after several months of catechism class, not a single fucking lesson on even so much as squad and small unit tactics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

That's because the Order of Saint Possenti hasn't been founded yet. Ace could tell you when that happens, if he had that time machine that he totally doesn't have...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 18, 2018 11:25 PM (y5nFh)

295 #releasethememo is trending #4 on twitter right now, despite the shadow bans and the open bans

have you tweeted for your country today?

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 18, 2018 11:25 PM (swEzU)

296 well, obama is going to have fun in the midterms when he finds out no one is interested in what he thinks about anything.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

297
225 218. A great film. Sir Francis Urquhart, ftw, yes?

https://youtu.be/S5ZSDCvUwN8
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:07 PM (fA1SL)








You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2018 11:26 PM (eXA4G)

298 Yep. I will repeat my earlier complaint, however - I'm converting to The Faith of the Crusaders, amd after several months of catechism class, not a single fucking lesson on even so much as squad and small unit tactics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at Janua

--St./King Louis did an awesome amphibious landing in Egypt. Nothing on that either?

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 11:26 PM (Df74d)

299 I long for the day of a politically savvy GOP that will use the #ReleasetheMemo to hurt the democrats.

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 18, 2018 11:27 PM (V3U1L)

300 294. Him, I like!

* buys MOAR Tok ammo, because holy & ecumenical *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:27 PM (fA1SL)

301 293 I presume he's pretty busy, and surrounded by loved ones which is good. After the dust settles is when he'll need us most.

Posted by: Johnny at January 18, 2018 11:27 PM (kUotE)

302 also: like Schlichkter said to Cali AG...go ahead and fire on fort sumnter.

This is treason. They're trying to import voters. In a democracy, that's the same as taking votes out of our hands,.

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 18, 2018 11:28 PM (V3U1L)

303 >>>It's an oldie but goldie.

it's a keeper for me.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 11:28 PM (C6eZV)

304 297. He was brilliant in that series. Perfect actor for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:28 PM (fA1SL)

305 I hope Northernlurker is offline and with family and friends-others who knew and loved his wife and can hug him and cry with him at this time.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 18, 2018 11:28 PM (rt9vW)

306 Prof. C.G.G.C. (what are you? A Brit civil servant?),

I, too, use old-fashioned, unusual words. My entire family mocks me, saying that I'm in the wrong century.
Posted by: Week Geek at January 18, 2018 11:15 PM (G+J43)

I'd love to speak like a Brit! Not the civil servant portion though. And I'd think my knees would lock if the Queen showed up. I am American, dammit! No bowing and curtsies.

I find using the same words over and over gets so stale. Maybe it is the lost art of conversation that spurred it. Or the advent of tech that has us doing acroynms for everything.

But yes, one must be prepared for the mocking.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:30 PM (ZBag7)

307 298. Not a thing. Heh....reminds me of the old Hebrew school joke about little Moishe learning about Exodus. Punchline - 'No, he didn't tell me that. The story he DID tell, you'd never believe.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:30 PM (fA1SL)

308 The Vikings worshipped Odin.
Much much later (and after some key defeats) they converted to Christianity and they became some of the most dedicated Christians, and were well represented in the Crusades.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 18, 2018 11:31 PM (w7KSn)

309 205 "Light fuse and get away."



Do not hold in hand

Front
Toward
Enemy
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 18, 2018 10:58 PM (H5rtT)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEm1XjZORxg

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 18, 2018 11:31 PM (MkRdb)

310 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 18, 2018 11:28 PM (rt9vW)


I've watched for him...haven't seen....but not sure I was on all threads. I read the ONT and it was really moving how people reached out to him. Phone numbers and emails were given.
People that have been thru what he is going thru were just so caring. I think that they are always the most helpful. Those that have walked the same road as you are going down, and found healing at the end.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:35 PM (ZBag7)

311 Yesterday prompted me to pick up a certain book again. The one I threw at the wall in a fit of despair a few months ago.

Posted by: Johnny at January 18, 2018 11:35 PM (kUotE)

312 Hmmm...

"Sauna session may be as good as exercise for the heart" (link to Chicago Tribune)

https://tinyurl.com/yav42978

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:35 PM (eMKNe)

313 311. Do tell.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:37 PM (fA1SL)

314 311 Well it's actually many books, in two major volumes. One is Old, the other is New.

Posted by: Johnny at January 18, 2018 11:38 PM (kUotE)

315 312. Banya - is good for you. Cool soak, warm soak, hot soak, then banya, then roll in snow. Drink kvas, play chess. Be whole.

Slav Spa is best spa.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:38 PM (fA1SL)

316 314. It's not an easy work. Any part of it. I was always sorta skeptical, but as my grandfather told me, 'Better and wiser men than you have believed.'
And I have learned a great deal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:40 PM (fA1SL)

317
The Gorilla Channel doesn't have a Shark Week.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (AioXw)

The Gorilla Channel is now a thing.
It made its debut on the Pluto Channel TV app.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 18, 2018 11:41 PM (t6XCL)

318 the Varangian Guard was Viking, and when they worked for Byzantium they kicked all sorts of ass.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 11:41 PM (6FqZa)

319 314. Book of Judges, Book of Joshua, Ecclesiastes. These are my go-to books.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:42 PM (fA1SL)

320 Slav Spa is best spa.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:38 PM (fA1SL)




Dunno, Palp. The Oriental Massage joint on 61st street has quite a reputation with the Galveston Vice Squad.

/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2018 11:42 PM (QzJWU)

321 Huh...the dolphin is brilliant but it kinda minds me of when teachers I worked with rewarded the kids with candy for an accomplishment. The kids played them something awful.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 11:42 PM (4CCz5)

322 Yesterday prompted me to pick up a certain book again. The one I threw at the wall in a fit of despair a few months ago.
Posted by: Johnny at January




you going to finish coloring it this time?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

323 318. Heh. The Byzantines couldn't beat 'em, so they hired 'em.

And learned all about trousers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:43 PM (fA1SL)

324 320. Heh.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:43 PM (fA1SL)

325 Huh, Chris C. From WaPo tweeted this:


That Trump speech was one of the best I've seen him give since he became president



Sorry I missed it. Anyone see it?

Of course, Chris is getting huge pushback from his followers. I wonder how many actually watched the speech.


Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:43 PM (ZBag7)

326 319 I'll endeavor to let it speak to me again as it has in the past.

Posted by: Johnny at January 18, 2018 11:43 PM (kUotE)

327 Huh...the dolphin is brilliant but it kinda minds me of when teachers I worked with rewarded the kids with candy for an accomplishment. The kids played them something awful.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January




stupid fishe is going to starve. she never takes any gains, just continually hordes and reinvests.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

328 Yep. I will repeat my earlier complaint, however - I'm converting to The Faith of the Crusaders, amd after several months of catechism class, not a single fucking lesson on even so much as squad and small unit tactics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

------------


Once you're in, join the Knights of Columbus. After you get as far as the 4th degree you get a cape and sword. I assume they show you how to use the sword but I don't know. I do know they serve adult beverages at the meetings but no one has been stabbed.....so.

They have been sending help to persecuted Christians in the Middle East.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 11:45 PM (vfC/C)

329 322 lol, that one got me. Well played.

Posted by: Johnny at January 18, 2018 11:45 PM (kUotE)

330
Snollygoster
Snollygoster is a 19th century American word for "a dishonest or corrupt politician". Or, to take an original definition from the editor of a Georgia newspaper: "a snollygoster is a fellow who wants office, regardless of party, platform or principles, and who, whenever he wins, gets there by the sheer force of monumental talknophical assumnacy".

If ever a word need to make a comeback, this it.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 18, 2018 11:46 PM (t6XCL)

331 308 The Vikings worshipped Odin.
Much much later (and after some key defeats) they converted to Christianity and they became some of the most dedicated Christians, and were well represented in the Crusades.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 18, 2018 11:31 PM (w7KSn)


We're correcting that icky "Crusade" thing now...

Posted by: Swedish Dyke Bishop at January 18, 2018 11:46 PM (itfg0)

332 322 lol, that one got me. Well played.
Posted by: Johnny at January




hopefully you did get a laugh, everyone can use one.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

333 would be a nice thing, if the definition of truth and heresy were fixed.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -


========

IMHO the annoying thing about theology is that for several questions there are no tests that can be performed to prove one belief being right as opposed to another. Baptism for instance, which model is correct? All you are left with is arguing about interpretation of the text. Is language by nature so ambiguous that you need a magisterium to disambiguate things as questions arise? Or are the relevant passages in total precise enough and anyone who disagrees is merely being obtuse? I don't know. Makes me glad to have a dog in this fight.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 11:47 PM (/qEW2)

334 I tried to bring the ancient word "groovy" back with my Elementary students. No dice. Sometimes after an interesting fact they'd razz me. "Thats really grooovy" they'd say. Everyone's a comedian.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 11:47 PM (4CCz5)

335 >> gets there by the sheer force of monumental talknophical assumnacy



It's the only way I can bust a nut.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 18, 2018 11:48 PM (ktw54)

336
Book of Judges, Book of Joshua, Ecclesiastes. These are my go-to books.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


What about Ruth, or are you ruthless?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:49 PM (IqV8l)

337 Re: Pope Francis: just adding my thoughts as a Catholic who will get up well before dawn tomorrow to fulfill my hour of adoration before the blessed sacrament as I do every Friday. That said, I find this pope a traitor to our faith and a man who seeks glory via the popular issue of the day. It becomes increasingly difficult to attend mass. I am personally at a point in which I don't know how to practice my faith as a true Catholic.

Posted by: Heidi at January 18, 2018 11:50 PM (4CCz5)

338
I tried to bring the ancient word "groovy" back with my Elementary students. No dice. Sometimes after an interesting fact they'd razz me. "Thats really grooovy" they'd say. Everyone's a comedian.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Make America Groovy Again

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

339 gope -- the Snollygoster Party.

Were up against the Thugs and the Snollygosters.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 11:51 PM (+lOpA)

340 Yesterday prompted me to pick up a certain book again. The one I threw at the wall in a fit of despair a few months ago.
The Hounds of the Baskervilles ?
#twoweeks

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2018 11:52 PM (ewxPW)

341 I was adopted at birth. I never tried to find my birth mother. I
figured it was water under the bridge. I also considered some scenarios
where a reunion might have been awkward.


She found me. Or rather, she hired a detective agency who tracked me down and said "We were hired by your birth mother to give you the option of knowing who she is. If you don't want to, that is totally your choice, but if you do, we have her name and number". I thought for a sec, shrugged and said "Why not?". They gave it to me, I called her number, and when she answered I said "Hey, haven't seen you in about 35 years, what have you been up to?".

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2018 11:52 PM (Nyyc4)

342 334 I tried to bring the ancient word "groovy" back with my Elementary students. No dice. Sometimes after an interesting fact they'd razz me. "Thats really grooovy" they'd say. Everyone's a comedian.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 11:47 PM (4CCz5)


Oooh...yeah...

You walked right into that one.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 11:53 PM (+lOpA)

343
Were up against the Thugs and the Snollygosters.
Posted by: eleven


Quadrophenia

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 11:54 PM (IqV8l)

344 I tried to bring the ancient word "groovy" back with my Elementary students. No dice. Sometimes after an interesting fact they'd razz me. "Thats really grooovy" they'd say. Everyone's a comedian.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January




Well show them this comment when you get in tomorrow so they can learn how to use "razz", "groovy", and "no dice" in one comment.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

345 And from the last thread:

"Hillary wouldn't kill anyone who stands in her way of becoming President."

Weelllllll a whole lot of bodies of people who died in mysterious circumstances seem to stack up around the Clintons. People who were inconvenient. Do I think sick Hillary is putting on a mask and dark clothes and with traipsing around Arkansas and NY and DC and elsewhere with a knife-nope, but the Clintons have a crime cartel, have had it for years . if you've that wealthy you don't have to be the actual murderer to get things "taken care of."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 11:56 PM (8+Ozj)

346 perfectly good Moses comment being wasted.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)

347 Weirddave, are you sure those Imgur words are for real?



B/c it feels like someone made them up as a joke.



The other link I totally believe and enjoy.



I guess I could google, but just in case you already doubled checked, I thought I'd ask first.


Well, I knew one or two of them, and some of the others are on both lists, so...no, no idea.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2018 11:56 PM (Nyyc4)

348 Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2018 11:52 PM (Nyyc4)


Well, she knew you had a sense of humor right off the bat! That must have broken the ice a bit.

She seemed respectful to do it that way. Some people just call or show up outta the blue, and that seems hard for the person blind-sided.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:57 PM (ZBag7)

349 So we saw our friend tonight who survived Las Vegas........wow.....there is so much there that isn't there. Soros the Satan himself is involved

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 18, 2018 11:57 PM (mMeIQ)

350 If you want your students to use "groovy", then play them Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2018 11:57 PM (2K6fY)

351 328. I know how to handle shashka and kinzhal and am learning bebut now.

And STILL the priest wants me to do this catechism thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)

352 Well show them this comment when you get in tomorrow so they can learn how to use "razz", "groovy", and "no dice" in one comment.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

So they can say "hey Mr. CB what was it like ridling dinosaurs?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 11:58 PM (4CCz5)

353 AOP and Farmer know Soros?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

354 And now it's time for qdpsteve's forgotten stone cold classic of the 1980s...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9zUjVB8pw4

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

355 if you've that wealthy you don't have to be the actual murderer to get things "taken care of."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 11:56 PM (8+Ozj)


As in "who will rid me of this meddlesome Grand Jury Witness!"?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2018 11:59 PM (2K6fY)

356 Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2018 11:56 PM (Nyyc4)


Good enough for me.

*sheepishly realizes she did not do that simple cross-checking.*
*realizes she has become a bit too lazy"
*thinks to say Weirddave is a cool dude*

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:59 PM (ZBag7)

357 I respect man riddles dinosaurs.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 11:59 PM (+lOpA)

358 Well show them this comment when you get in tomorrow so they can learn how to use "razz", "groovy", and "no dice" in one comment.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -
-------

Nix, nix...cheese it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 11:59 PM (y3sT9)

359 352. No soap, fellah.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 11:59 PM (fA1SL)

360
Well show them this comment when you get in tomorrow so they can learn how to use "razz", "groovy", and "no dice" in one comment.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -


https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:A_Clockwork_Orange

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 12:00 AM (IqV8l)

361 Heidi....dont follow catholicism follow the bible

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 19, 2018 12:00 AM (mMeIQ)

362 The dolphins can have all the seagulls they want. Even more so than pigeons, gulls are nothing more than rats with wings.

I truly believe we have a hell of a lot to learn about and from dolphins and whales. I think we humans have tended to write them off as "dumb" animals because they comfortably inhabit an environment we know pathetically little about. And we have simply been too damn lazy and arrogant to explore their place in the oceans and the ins and outs of these creatures societies. Scientists are very, very slowly coming to realize that dolphins and cetaceans are incredibly intelligent.

Elephants, too. I'll be the first to admit I am a member of the lowest ranks when it comes to understanding elephant societies and customs. But I have read enough to understand that elephant societies are every bit as complex and well organized as human societties.

Homo sapiens need to get its head out of its posterior, and take a long, serious look at creatures we have too long seen as nothing more than commodies.

We spend incredible time and money on SETI. But we can learn to converse with and learn from alien culture without leaving Earth.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 19, 2018 12:00 AM (T3JzS)

363 Well, goodnight my droogs.

Posted by: Kindltot - who learned nadsat with his milk at January 19, 2018 12:01 AM (2K6fY)

364 I've been busy today. I want to report to my friends in the Horde.
I got the medical examiner's report for my beloved Faye. She had blockage in a cardiac artery.
So the evidence is she died suddenly without struggle. That means there was nothing I could have done, which relieves me of any fear that I could have done something different.
A lot of you have left phone numbers. That's very much appreciated. I will get to you. I need and want to talk.
I'm back in the house but not alone as I have a niece with me.
Oh and a couple of men from my church are going on a mission trip to the Philippines. I know this would be very healing to spend time away with a couple of friends doing stuff I love and am good at.
Pray about it please.

Posted by: Northernlurker-notlurking at January 19, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)

365 350 If you want your students to use "groovy", then play them Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2018 11:57 PM (2K6fY)

Lol. I'll put it my next lesson plan. That'll be 'savage'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 12:01 AM (4CCz5)

366 I tried to bring the ancient word "groovy" back with my Elementary students. No dice.



Well, that is kinda square of you. Not a cool, hip cat at all.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:02 AM (ZBag7)

367 364
Peace be with you, my brother.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 19, 2018 12:03 AM (fA1SL)

368 Thank you for the update, Northernlurker. Stay strong.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 12:03 AM (kUotE)

369 And now it's time for qdpsteve's forgotten stone cold classic of the 1980s...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9zUjVB8pw4


Dear G-d, that was allowed on the radio?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 19, 2018 12:04 AM (IcT7t)

370 365. 'Epic' is the word for which you were grasping. But your effort is totes adorbs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 19, 2018 12:04 AM (fA1SL)

371 The dolphins can have all the seagulls they want. Even more so than pigeons, gulls are nothing more than rats with wings.

I truly believe we have a hell of a lot to learn about and from dolphins and whales. I think we humans have tended to write them off as "dumb" animals because they comfortably inhabit an environment we know pathetically little about. And we have simply been too damn lazy and arrogant to explore their place in the oceans and the ins and outs of these creatures societies. Scientists are very, very slowly coming to realize that dolphins and cetaceans are incredibly intelligent.

Elephants, too. I'll be the first to admit I am a member of the lowest ranks when it comes to understanding elephant societies and customs. But I have read enough to understand that elephant societies are every bit as complex and well organized as human societties.

Homo sapiens need to get its head out of its posterior, and take a long, serious look at creatures we have too long seen as nothing more than commodies.

We spend incredible time and money on SETI. But we can learn to converse with and learn from alien culture without leaving Earth.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January





well yeah, like does whale go with red or white wine?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

372 And I see you updated your nic. :-)

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 12:05 AM (kUotE)

373

Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain't you got no rhymes for me?
Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feeling groovy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling groovy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 12:05 AM (IqV8l)

374 Dear G-d, that was allowed on the radio?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January




not in North America, north of mexico anyway.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

375 Northern Lurker, you are in our prayers as is Faye. i cannot imagine you're grief.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 12:06 AM (4CCz5)

376 Northernlurker, I pray that you find peace with the suddenness of it and comfort in your blamelessness. May Faye rest in peace and rise in glory.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 12:06 AM (Nyyc4)

377 I don't know how to post your nic from my phone......but double dash our friend almost got killed and suffered life interrupting injuries. Please don't make fun of it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 19, 2018 12:06 AM (mMeIQ)

378 Feague is a term from around the 18th century that means to put a live eel up a horse's bottom. Apparently, this was a horse dealer's trick to make an old horse seem more lively, which I suppose it would.

========

Ok Hillary. Bend over. We've got to make you look lively and energetic so that the voters will consider you more appealing in 2020.

Posted by: George Soros at January 19, 2018 12:06 AM (/qEW2)

379 I don't know how to post your nic from my phone......but double dash our friend almost got killed and suffered life interrupting injuries. Please don't make fun of it
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January




oh. sincere apologies.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:07 AM (MTjB1)

380 Posted by: Northernlurker-notlurking at January 19, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)



Thanks for checking in NL. People have had you on their mind today, and I know many are praying for you. I'm so glad your niece is with you and you are not alone.

I know you miss Queen Faye, but even though she is in heaven, I think she misses you too. I really do.

(((Hugs)))



Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:07 AM (ZBag7)

381 @281 Shattering my anonymity here but my last name is Pope, first name is John. My childhood is full of teachers and such chuckling when they see me on attendance rolls: Pope, John
-----------------

There was a Union general by the name of Pope in the Civil War.

IIRC, he was pretty bad, and didn't keep his command for very long.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 12:08 AM (kddpK)

382 @ Northernlurker. Manly hugs and heartfelt prayers for you and your family.

Decade or so back, I lost a good friend to that kind of arterial blockage. Sitting in the tractor seat one moment, and dead on the ground, the next.

You can write to me at the addy in my URL here. I'll send you the link to the longer version of that story, and his eulogy.

Most certainly, you're not alone, amigo.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2018 12:08 AM (QzJWU)

383 The introduction to Army of Darkness is epic. No horror-comedy deserves this soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/PQsjf25V9t8

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2018 12:09 AM (rnAwa)

384 Ok Hillary. Bend over. We've got to make you look lively and energetic so that the voters will consider you more appealing in 2020.
Posted by: George Soros at January




well, that explains the heave hill into the van vid. someone must have used an electric eel instead of the plain old eel.


Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:10 AM (MTjB1)

385 Northern.....our prayers are with you and the lovely Faye. She is in God's loving arms.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 19, 2018 12:10 AM (mMeIQ)

386 70 365. 'Epic' is the word for which you were grasping. But your effort is totes adorbs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 19, 2018 12:04 AM (fA1SL)

You guyz....LMAO. Hipster I am not...douchebag well...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 12:10 AM (4CCz5)

387 381 Yes I've read about him.

Currently there is a very well-known Pastor named Johnny Pope. We've talked a few times as a result of being confused with one another. Nice guy.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 12:11 AM (kUotE)

388 Northern Lurker: I have known a couple of people who have died of coronary or lung embolisms. In both cases, there was simply nothing that could be done even if there had been a doctor on the scene instantly. Unless Faye had presented weird blood clots in the past, giving the doctors reason to install the mesh clot interceptors, this one just could not be predicted or avoided.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 19, 2018 12:12 AM (T3JzS)

389 Late to the thread, but thanks for the lists of old words and terms. It is a little scary (weird?) that I have come across some of them in reading. Taking the time for such reading may be why I never overtook Bezos in business. :-)

Love those old maps. In fact, Mrs. JTB and I like all maps, ancient and modern. One of our earlier anniversary presents to ourselves was a really good atlas. Back when Crown Books was still in operation. It was an extravagence back then but we never regretted spending the money.

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2018 12:12 AM (V+03K)

390 don't know how to post your nic from my phone......but double dash our friend almost got killed and suffered life interrupting injuries. Please don't make fun of it
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 19, 2018 12:06 AM (mMeIQ)



Wait...are you talking about someone who was in Vegas at GNAMM? Y5? I must have missed your posts somehow.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:13 AM (ZBag7)

391 Blanco, what, you'd prefer some DeBarge?! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)

392 On a related note to all this talk about saunas, I just recently figured out that I can shower for as long as I want, and never run out of hot water.

Hey, ladies! Have I mentioned recently that I'm single?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2018 12:15 AM (wSC8T)

393 Second Manassas was not good for John Pope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 12:15 AM (sZJfc)

394 Time for me to 23 skidoo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 12:16 AM (cp1if)

395 Time for me to 23 skidoo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January



damnit. you stole my line.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:17 AM (MTjB1)

396 And as long as I'm on a roll...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4FtrKfZ0Lo

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 12:17 AM (eMKNe)

397 Why the fuck is Robert Menendez still on the gang of eight amnesty pushers, and why is he still a senator

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 12:17 AM (PmCoA)

398 Come on Republicans this guy is a joke

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 12:19 AM (PmCoA)

399 Why the fuck is Robert Menendez still on the gang of eight amnesty pushers, and why is he still a senator
Posted by: lousagirl
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Why no ethics hearing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 12:19 AM (AI/Vm)

400 395 Time for me to 23 skidoo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at Januar

damnit. you stole my line.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:17 AM (MTjB1)


I cant tell you guys anything. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 12:19 AM (4CCz5)

401 #releasethememo at #1 on twitter

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 19, 2018 12:19 AM (swEzU)

402 long as I'm on a roll...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4FtrKfZ0Lo
Posted by: qdpsteve at January



in what country? cannot have made it to top 40 here.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:20 AM (MTjB1)

403 as bad as Moore was in Alabama this guy is a fucking scumbag who is going on trial again just wtf

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 12:20 AM (PmCoA)

404 I didnt see Mauve in those color bottles.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 12:21 AM (4CCz5)

405
#releasethememo at #1 on twitter
Posted by: Grad School Fool


But will it be a somethingburger?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 12:21 AM (IqV8l)

406 The Vikings worshipped Odin.
Much much later (and after some key defeats) they converted to Christianity and they became some of the most dedicated Christians, and were well represented in the Crusades.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 18, 2018 11:31 PM (w7KSn)

We're correcting that icky "Crusade" thing now...

Posted by: Swedish Dyke Bishop at January 18, 2018 11:46 PM (itfg0)


========

They embraced pagan religion, then Christian religion, and now secular religion. Maybe they just have an impulse to believe some cause and they just latch on like a lamprey to whatever is available at the time. Who knows? I just wish they'd realize their current choice is crap and start shopping around again.

Posted by: George Soros at January 19, 2018 12:21 AM (/qEW2)

407 if you think about it, people who hate Trump want to read the memo because they believe it hangs him.

when they read it (those who can read or are willing to read) are in for a surprise.

because it hangs their heroes, not the President.

Posted by: booknlass at January 19, 2018 12:21 AM (J6xuH)

408 399: ethics? in the senate? you're fucking kidding, right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2018 12:22 AM (KP5rU)

409 Mike Hammer Hell yes why no ethics hearing

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 12:23 AM (PmCoA)

410 Republicans are pussy assholes

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 12:23 AM (PmCoA)

411 well the vikings used to worship odin now they worship diggs.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

412 407 if you think about it, people who hate Trump want to read the memo because they believe it hangs him.

when they read it (those who can read or are willing to read) are in for a surprise.

because it hangs their heroes, not the President.


Oh please oh please oh please.

Christmas in January.

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 12:23 AM (+lOpA)

413 Northernlurker, thank you for checking in with the HQ. we are all thinking of you, I'm pretty sure. at least I know you and your wife have crossed my mind today.

nice to see y'all. I've got to go to sleep cuz work.

Posted by: booknlass at January 19, 2018 12:24 AM (J6xuH)

414 Will get fooled again

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 12:24 AM (IqV8l)

415 >But will it be a somethingburger?

I hope so...the big question is whether the R's will man up and vote to declassify

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 19, 2018 12:24 AM (swEzU)

416 It's cold as balls.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 12:25 AM (NWiLs)

417 400. Jake by you is jake by me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 19, 2018 12:25 AM (fA1SL)

418 393 Ironically, I'm a descendant of Robert E. Lee.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 12:26 AM (kUotE)

419 i've been let down so many times, this memo thing is a huge wait and see for me. i expect nothing. that way, i'm not disappointed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2018 12:27 AM (KP5rU)

420 419. True. Every pimp is a Murphy Man until you get down to the ball park with a sportin' gal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 19, 2018 12:28 AM (fA1SL)

421 OK, I'm a VERY lapsed Catholic so my opinion is suspect. But I have to say this Pope is shit. If he has any purpose beyond driving the faithful away from the RCC, I can't see it. For those who retain their Catholic faith, this must be a painful time.

My parents and grandparents were all ardently faithful Catholics. I sometimes wonder how they would react if they were still with us with Frankie as Pope.

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2018 12:29 AM (V+03K)

422 Comedian Steve Hughes on political correctness

https://youtu.be/_iY35NeiElg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2018 12:29 AM (rnAwa)

423 >i've been let down so many times, this memo thing is a huge wait and see
for me. i expect nothing. that way, i'm not disappointed.

I sorta feel that way, but i keep on hoping

and the oig report is still out

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 19, 2018 12:30 AM (swEzU)

424 Has anyone else here been following the story about the child abuse case in Perris, California?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)

425 Every single Democrat on the intelligence committee voted against even allowing other members of Congress to see this information, so you know they’re going to fight against release to the American people.”


They didn't even want Congress see it. Something tells me it is not about Trump colluding with Russia.

Not sure that Sanjay and the girthers did enough to distract from this bombshell.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:31 AM (ZBag7)

426 The Brietbart fake news awards are pretty funny:

https://tinyurl.com/y8qvsqlr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 12:32 AM (8+Ozj)

427 424; not me. it's cali by way of west virginia. kind of to be expected.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2018 12:32 AM (KP5rU)

428 >>>"After mastering this lucrative strategy, she taught her calf, who taught other calves..."


I wonder if "taught" is justified. As in "using mutually understood symbols to convey information".

Maybe the calves just imitated the older dolphins' behavior. Sounds like an attempt to spice up a story, albeit rather harmlessly compared to the usual attempts by MSM journalists.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 12:32 AM (/qEW2)

429 It's cold as balls.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 12:25 AM (NWiLs)


And what would that be in Florida?

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:32 AM (ZBag7)

430 423. A little music to tide you over:
Start Up the Rotors
https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8
Physical Removal, if EDM is yer bag, same channel, but the YouTube cucks have disabled sharing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 19, 2018 12:35 AM (fA1SL)

431 Sweet dreams, Booknlass!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2018 12:35 AM (QzJWU)

432 Democrats fight to win
And republicans are pussy

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 12:35 AM (PmCoA)

433 And what would that be in Florida?

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:32 AM (ZBag7)

That would mean it's so cold in Florida that Orlando got sucked up all the way to Pensacola.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 19, 2018 12:37 AM (gEvQ8)

434
Democrats fight to win
And republicans are pussy
Posted by: lousagirl


If Republicans were to fight, the Democrats would not let them feed at the trough.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 12:38 AM (IqV8l)

435 Junior, my brother went to school with a guy named Lesiie (not his real first name, but something just as fem) Sweet. Imagine being called Sweet Leslie. I slways thought with a name like that, he ended up either being a gay florist or extremely macho to compensate (ie A Boy Named Sue.)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 19, 2018 12:39 AM (rt9vW)

436 So, it says the whole House will be allowed to read the memo, or a summary of the memo, in a secure room.

What is a secure room? Door locked?

As soon as they get outta there, it is gonna be a sprint to the press with spin by the dems IMO.

And are they handing out paper copies and making sure they are getting them all back, and no one can take phone pics?

I don't know...is DC that careful anymore? Leaks like a colander.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:39 AM (ZBag7)

437 OMG I wanted to ask something and I'm so paranoid about the large you-know-what companies that I can't even ask it. I will just assume that our wi-fi enhancers are spying on us and live as though I were in the Soviet Union, like in "The Lives of Others".

Posted by: kalneva at January 19, 2018 12:42 AM (qU1DE)

438 Blanco, what, you'd prefer some DeBarge?! ;-)

I can see I'm going to have to hurt someone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 19, 2018 12:45 AM (IcT7t)

439 364---....Oh and a couple of men from my church are going on a mission trip to the Philippines. I know this would be very healing to spend time away with a couple of friends doing stuff I love and am good at.
Pray about it please.
Posted by: Northernlurker-notlurking at January 19, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)
------------------------------
It sounds like a VERY good thing to do right now.
Ministering to others' needs won't stop the pain but it could take the edge off it.
I will pray about it --- but I suspect God is already making his will known and calling you. (?)




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 12:45 AM (0jtPF)

440 You would think that with the stand that Rand Paul took against FISA, he would be all over this report. So far I've seen no statement by him.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 19, 2018 12:45 AM (gEvQ8)

441 If we get to see the memo/report I guess Obama can finally say he delivered on his transparency promise.

(Yes CNN, you can use that)

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:45 AM (ZBag7)

442 429 It's cold as balls.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 12:25 AM (NWiLs)


And what would that be in Florida?


37. Yes, I know it's all relative but for Central Florida that's pretty cold.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 12:45 AM (NWiLs)

443 wanted to ask something and I'm so paranoid about the large you-know-what companies that I can't even ask it. I will just assume that our wi-fi enhancers are spying on us and live as though I were in the Soviet Union, like in "The Lives of Others".
Posted by: kalneva at January




no, you cannot by cemtex or red mercury on amazon . com. does that answer your question?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:47 AM (MTjB1)

444 that FOIA abuse report seems really bad for the Dems ... seems Congress wants it to go public to get the understanding of how bad it is.

Watergate was nothing compared to this. FBI used to try to install Hillary, to try to destroy Trump ... firings coming soon (probably) ... and indictments of some of the untouchables. Maybe even up the chain from Hillary. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 12:48 AM (otAqJ)

445 It's cold as balls.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January




kind of sad commentary on the experience of your balls.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:48 AM (MTjB1)

446 You would think that with the stand that Rand Paul took against FISA, he would be all over this report. So far I've seen no statement by him.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 19, 2018 12:45 AM (gEvQ


It appears a lot of the committee is staying quiet, so it may be why we haven't heard anything...yet. But you are right, I'd expect him to weigh in...eventually.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:49 AM (ZBag7)

447 #MemorializeTheRelease

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 19, 2018 12:50 AM (GtG/j)

448 Excellent ONT, WD. Having a formal background in paint chemistry, the Artsy article was a great read.

Speaking of great reads, this blurb from Daily Mail gave me a schadenwoody:

Former New Jersey governor Chris Christie tried to go around the TSA checkpoint at Newark Liberty International Airport by using a 'special access' area on Thursday. A Port Authority officer stopped Christie and told him he is no longer was allowed to use that access. The officer escorted him to the regular entrance.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2018 12:51 AM (0ogQG)

449 Okay, 37 for Florida is cold. I begrudgingly give you that. Which is tough, b/c it'd feel like spring if it hit 37 degrees here.

Aren't you glad you can share in the Horde's misery though?

Hint: the answer is yes.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:51 AM (ZBag7)

450 Comedian Steve Hughes on political correctness

https://youtu.be/_iY35NeiElg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2018 12:29 AM (rnAwa)


========

Hah! Nice. I'm guessing he's not Berserkers, but it wouldn't surprise me if he were friends with Berserkers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 12:51 AM (/qEW2)

451 Many years ago I wrote a story and called it A Boy Named Sue. It involved a baby girl whose mother had to hide her true gender to avoid government persecution, etc, long story, but the child ended up leading a resistance movement.

My sister read it and told me that it was essentially the story of Moses.

This was before I had ever really read the Bible.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 12:52 AM (kUotE)

452 440 You would think that with the stand that Rand Paul took against FISA, he would be all over this report. So far I've seen no statement by him.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 19, 2018 12:45 AM (gEvQ

Rand Paul is in the Senate. Only House members can view memo.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 19, 2018 12:52 AM (GtG/j)

453 Ok drinking my grey goose vodka good times wheeeeeeee

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 12:52 AM (PmCoA)

454 so is there any genetic connection between pickles and whales? don't pickles resemble little green whales?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:56 AM (MTjB1)

455 It appears a lot of the committee is staying quiet, so it may be why we haven't heard anything...yet. But you are right, I'd expect him to weigh in...eventually.

FWIW, Twitter right now is wall to wall with tweets from Republican congressmen and women calling to #Releasethememo. Many are implying or outright stating that it is devastating to Hillary and the Donks. I won't say every R is tweeting it, but good Lord a lot of them are.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 12:59 AM (E6tRR)

456 Another Judiciary Committee member, Rep. Steve King (R-IA), called what he saw in the memo “sickening” and said it was “worse than Watergate.”



Is King given to hyperbole?

And why is only the House allowed to read it and not the Senate? I didn't know that. Seems...weird.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 01:00 AM (ZBag7)

457 445 It's cold as balls.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January




kind of sad commentary on the experience of your balls.


Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:48 AM (MTjB1)

They've been rather cold for a while.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 01:02 AM (NWiLs)

458 454 .... don't pickles resemble little green whales?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 12:56 AM
-----------------------------
I must confess that I have never pondered this question before.
But now that you mention it, the answer is NO.

Summer squash or even eggplant, yeah. Maybe.

But pickles aren't tapered right and are too bumpy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 01:03 AM (0jtPF)

459 449 Okay, 37 for Florida is cold. I begrudgingly give you that. Which is tough, b/c it'd feel like spring if it hit 37 degrees here.

Aren't you glad you can share in the Horde's misery though?

Hint: the answer is yes.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 12:51 AM (ZBag7)

Uh, yeah, sure. Builds character or something.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 01:03 AM (NWiLs)

460 Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 12:59 AM (E6tRR)


If it is as bad as portrayed, then our MSM missed out on a chance to do their actual job, and possibly win a Pulitzer. Instead they all got on the crazy train and sold their ethics and souls. Idiots.

I wonder if Obama is mentioned in this memo. He has always kept his hands clean and let others do his dirty work. I kinda think he will have escaped the sword again.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 01:04 AM (ZBag7)

461 I must confess that I have never pondered this question before.
But now that you mention it, the answer is NO.

Summer squash or even eggplant, yeah. Maybe.

But pickles aren't tapered right and are too bumpy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January



well, it was the bumps on humpback whales that made me wonder if there was a genetic link.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:04 AM (MTjB1)

462 ding dong witch is dead the wicked witch the witch is dead hahaha
Ok kinda drunk gotta get
Love you smart mfkrs

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 01:05 AM (PmCoA)

463 pickles and whales both exist in very briny environments.

maybe I will have to go down to the shore and toss some pickles in. free dilly?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:07 AM (MTjB1)

464 On the other hand, pickles ARE salty.
But.......

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 01:07 AM (0jtPF)

465 And lou's farshnikert.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 01:07 AM (NWiLs)

466 Yay drunk lousagirl :-)

Right behind you.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:09 AM (kUotE)

467 FWIW, Twitter right now is wall to wall with tweets from Republican congressmen and women calling to #Releasethememo.


That is wonderful. Momentum should push it even more tomorrow. In all honesty, I have just begun paying attention...I thought it was gonna be another dead end. Now it seems it has teeth.

I have to believe House members will leak something, or all of it, and eventually we catch a break on the whole thing getting out there.

It will be like lancing a boil.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 01:09 AM (ZBag7)

468 Democrats fight to win
And republicans are pussy

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 12:35 AM (PmCoA)


========

Liberals are thugs and conservatives are normals and so we'll be at a disadvantage until they push us to take back the streets.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 01:10 AM (/qEW2)

469 Has anyone else here been following the story about the child abuse case in Perris, California?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)


One angle of attack I read about was the blame for that situation happening was . . . home schooling. You see, there are no 'inspections', etc. Expect CA to issue some draconian new laws regulating home schoolers. Meanwhile, San Bernardino didn't cause the CA legislature to pass draconian laws regulating muzzies.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 01:12 AM (ewuGR)

470 well, we can only hope that some day the gope will have had enough bullying and grow tired of having their heads shoved in the loo every morning and evening. Sure it would look ugly when they do break down and fight back, like a bunch of rabid drag queens slapping, scratching, shrieking, and biting their way through the halls of congress clubbing them with their fanny packs, but it would be something.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:14 AM (MTjB1)

471 Okay, I'll concede the salt part.
And I have to admit I've never tossed a dill pickle in the ocean to see if it can swim.

Yeah, no harm in you trying it.
You gotta go out in deep water though.
You don't want to end up with a bunch of little beached whales.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 01:14 AM (0jtPF)

472 Ace just posted a Gorka tweet.

He is saying the corruption is government wide.
(I'm not surprised, but am sad.)

Gorka is urging people to call your Reps tomorrow.

Anyway, more at Ace's twitter. Gorka is calling it ObamaGate for now.

Well, if I am calling people tomorrow, I need to go to sleep.

Keep those balls warm Insomniac.

Good night to all, and to all a good night!!

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 01:15 AM (ZBag7)

473 One angle of attack I read about was the blame for that situation happening was . . . home schooling. You see, there are no 'inspections', etc. Expect CA to issue some draconian new laws regulating home schoolers. Meanwhile, San Bernardino didn't cause the CA legislature to pass draconian laws regulating muzzies.
Posted by: RickZ at January




Well, my only criticism of home schooling, if the kids were home schooled, is that home schooling does not seem to teach useful real world lessons. No way some parents on the south side of Chicago would have taken so long to escape.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:16 AM (MTjB1)

474 You don't want to end up with a bunch of little beached whales.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January




LOL




However, how much fun would it be to make a vid of them being rescued?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:17 AM (MTjB1)

475 I Love you guys

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 01:19 AM (PmCoA)

476 Good news: Today: NYT publishes an entire op-ed page filled with pro-Trump letters.

Bad news: Tomorrow: NYT publishes an entire op-ed page filled with the addresses of the writers of the pro-Trump letters. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 01:20 AM (eMKNe)

477 >>>so is there any genetic connection between pickles and whales? don't pickles resemble little green whales?


Housecats have slit pupils, like snakes. Big cats like lions have round pupils. Are housecats more closely related to snakes than to big cats? Makes you wonder if "geneticists" fixate on an arbitrary set of attributes to determine how closely species are related.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 01:20 AM (/qEW2)

478 475 *clink*

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:20 AM (kUotE)

479 Housecats have slit pupils, like snakes. Big cats like lions have round pupils. Are housecats more closely related to snakes than to big cats? Makes you wonder if "geneticists" fixate on an arbitrary set of attributes to determine how closely species are related.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January




yep. snakes and cats both have tails too.



"scientists" take it upon themselves to make too many decisions.

Pluto is a planet.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:21 AM (MTjB1)

480 364 I've been busy today. I want to report to my friends in the Horde.
I got the medical examiner's report for my beloved Faye. She had blockage in a cardiac artery.
So the evidence is she died suddenly without struggle. That means there was nothing I could have done, which relieves me of any fear that I could have done something different.
A lot of you have left phone numbers. That's very much appreciated. I will get to you. I need and want to talk.
I'm back in the house but not alone as I have a niece with me.
Oh and a couple of men from my church are going on a mission trip to the Philippines. I know this would be very healing to spend time away with a couple of friends doing stuff I love and am good at.
Pray about it please.
Posted by: Northernlurker-notlurking at January 19, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4swR2NT1g

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 19, 2018 01:22 AM (MkRdb)

481 Arf! Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at January 19, 2018 01:24 AM (KfgLN)

482 Northernlurker sending you Love and Peace.
Go to bed and get sleep and eat some food, you are tired and sad and stressed, just unwind for a bit

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 01:26 AM (PmCoA)

483 462 ding dong witch is dead the wicked witch the witch is dead hahaha
Ok kinda drunk gotta get
Love you smart mfkrs
Posted by: lousagirl

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Roses are red
Wine is red

Oh, forget it.

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2018 01:27 AM (KfgLN)

484 ding dong witch is dead the wicked witch the witch is dead hahaha
Ok kinda drunk gotta get
Love you smart mfkrs
Posted by: lousagirl





when your comment went up I went to Drudge.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:27 AM (MTjB1)

485 Here there be monsters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2018 01:28 AM (KfgLN)

486 Night sweethearts you are precious, I Love you guys

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 01:29 AM (PmCoA)

487 Lord, I humbly ask that you come to the aid of our dear friend, Northernlurker, and provide him with the clarity and wisdom he needs as he chooses his course during this difficult and painful time.

To You be praise and glory.

Amen.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:30 AM (kUotE)

488 Pluto is a planet.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:21 AM (MTjB1)

--------

Damn straight.

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet, And A Damn Good One at January 19, 2018 01:31 AM (KfgLN)

489 * enters stage right *

* sweep *

* sweep *

* sweep *

* exits stage left *

Posted by: mindful webworker in a janitor's uniform at January 19, 2018 01:31 AM (urY6u)

490 Night, lou. Love ya too!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 01:31 AM (NWiLs)

491 I can't find sites that used to pop, and see all kinds that are crap. I swear they are punishing us for not voting in HRC.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:21 PM (ZBag7)

Wouldn't doubt it for a minute.
I was really good at searching the web (and enjoyed it) before google made everything easy by stealing all of Altavista's brilliant ideas. When info was like a needle in a haystack, there was a bit of a chase to it. A thrill. Not that I would go back, but we're on the other end of it now and the web is beginning to be like searching for hay in a stack of needles.
And on top of that, it seems we're only ever a click away from very disturbing images. Combine that with Fake News, the droll selfish arrogant pointlessness of social media, the clickbait "We Say Goodbye to Jason Bateman" type ads, the lack of privacy, and the totalitarian censorship of the left, I'm beginning to really hate it.That said, the nice parts of the web are still nice. If you want to learn something, anything, you can do it from actual experts for basically the cost of your internet service, and that part still makes me feel a sort of childlike wonder for the world we live in.

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 01:31 AM (rv0Fo)

492 If Caitlyn Jenner is a chick, then I'm a planet.

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet, And A Damn Good One at January 19, 2018 01:32 AM (KfgLN)

493 ding dong witch is dead the wicked witch the witch is dead hahaha
Ok kinda drunk gotta get
Love you smart mfkrs
Posted by: lousagirl





that was funny

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:32 AM (MTjB1)

494 enters stage right *

* sweep *

* sweep *

* sweep *

* exits stage left *
Posted by: mindful webworker in a janitor's uniform at January




oops,
that was funny

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:33 AM (MTjB1)

495 Dots and dashes is easily amused.

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet, And A Damn Good One at January 19, 2018 01:33 AM (KfgLN)

496 Dots and dashes is easily amused.
Posted by: Pluto, A Planet, And A Damn Good One at January




more a case of clumsy keyboard operator.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:34 AM (MTjB1)

497 Ya know what happened to me, I came home from work one night, and, my sweet husband had to tell me that my favorite nephew put a fucking shotgun under his chin in front of my sister and shot his fucking face off in front of his parents, so FUCKING JUDGE AWAY YOU CREEPS

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 01:35 AM (PmCoA)

498 497 Ya know what happened to me, I came home from work one night, and, my sweet husband had to tell me that my favorite nephew put a fucking shotgun under his chin in front of my sister and shot his fucking face off in front of his parents, so FUCKING JUDGE AWAY YOU CREEPS

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I have donuts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2018 01:36 AM (KfgLN)

499 Fuck you

Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 01:36 AM (PmCoA)

500 Ya know what happened to me, I came home from work one night, and, my sweet husband had to tell me that my favorite nephew put a fucking shotgun under his chin in front of my sister and shot his fucking face off in front of his parents, so FUCKING JUDGE AWAY YOU CREEPS
Posted by: lousagirl at January




what's this in response to?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:37 AM (MTjB1)

501 Crullers then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2018 01:37 AM (KfgLN)

502 I'm also tired of every web site looking exactly the same and serving up fake misleading headlines and the same stupid clickbait content at the margins. Also "comment posted 917 days ago". WTF - are dates passe now?

Anyway, there was a time when it looked like graphic design would take a real front seat on the web, which was quite exciting, but the competition for search presence and google's nudging to what it alone deems to be "good web design" has virtually eliminated individuality and steered the web to this place.

That has its advantages and there are few things worse than a badly designed website. But every place you go now is a carbon copy of the last and next one.

Except AoS where it's always July 1991.

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 01:39 AM (rv0Fo)

503 Crullers then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January




You know I like crullers but when you only get one doughtnut the cruller is kind of insubstantial.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:39 AM (MTjB1)

504 S'ok, lousagirl. *hug*

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:39 AM (kUotE)

505 500 I think she thought you were mocking her with your errant copypasta.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:40 AM (kUotE)

506 something like a raised glazed or bear claw should be your primary doughnut. the cruller should be strapped to your ankle as a back up.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:41 AM (MTjB1)

507 Whoa, ease back everyone. Not sure what's going on, but i am sure goading someone who is drunk isn't where we want to be here.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 01:41 AM (E6tRR)

508 Except AoS where it's always July 1991.
Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 01:39 AM (rv0Fo)

Yeah, that's 'cause we're all always 29.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 01:41 AM (GzDYP)

509 500 I think she thought you were mocking her with your errant copypasta.
Posted by: Johnny at January




really? huh.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 01:42 AM (MTjB1)

510 Posted by: lousagirl at January 19, 2018 01:35 AM (PmCoA)

Jeebus. That's horrible.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 01:42 AM (GzDYP)

511 Sleep well, lousagirl. Nobody meant to hurt you. I'm sorry for your pain.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:42 AM (kUotE)

512 Yikes. I'm gonna go eat some chocolate.

Recommended, by the way.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 01:46 AM (GzDYP)

513 364

Away for a spell, but back now. I guess it's good to know the cause of Faye's death, and that it was sudden, and final. You are spared the burden of blaming yourself for not being there at that very moment.

I shall call you once I am at home, NL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2018 01:50 AM (sD2WN)

514 Ok, ONT Horde.

Explain your nic in five words or less.

Johnny is my real name.

Go.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:56 AM (kUotE)

515 * wanders into room *

* lights bacon-scented incense *

* sets lights down to Beethoven piano trios *

* mulls Psalm 22 *

Posted by: mindful webworker in odd vestments at January 19, 2018 01:57 AM (urY6u)

516 AOP and Farmer know Soros?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 18, 2018 11:58

Huh? You lost me there. WTF does that mean?

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 02:00 AM (yJ1e6)

517 Explain your nic in five words or less

Mindlessness wasn't working for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker wearing old barrel at January 19, 2018 02:00 AM (urY6u)

518 Explain your nic in five words or less.



Johnny is my real name.



Go.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:56 AM (kUotE)

I'll play:

Alberta oilfield, worker, not owner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2018 02:02 AM (sD2WN)

519 Explain your nic in five words or less.

"Because Adjuncts aren't paid shit."

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 19, 2018 02:03 AM (5Azle)

520 Is it okay that I just jumped in there?

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 19, 2018 02:04 AM (5Azle)

521 Huh? You lost me there. WTF does that mean?

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 02:00 AM (yJ1e6)


WDS made reference to a friend who survived the shooting in Vegas, not one of the GNAMM crew.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2018 02:04 AM (sD2WN)

522 Is lousagirl okay?

I'm worried about her.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 19, 2018 02:05 AM (5Azle)

523 520 of course.

The next game is truth or dare if this one doesn't take off.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:06 AM (kUotE)

524 that's funny, isty linked to some idiot on twitter's version of what the big deal is. Hoarsewhiperer just basically repeats the canards about russia gives trump money because trump sucks and makes no money and because of that trump will ower them money when trump becomes president because [insert speculative reason why russians would give trump billions of dollars when he's just this guy on tv with zero chance of becoming president] and therefore all our GOP reps got rolled by how awesome Fusion GPS is at discovering the TRUTH.

you can see how Hillary actually tried hinting at this Fusion GPS stuff in teh debates

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:06 AM (V3U1L)

525 Johnny: Hit me with a truth. Then I have to go to bed.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 19, 2018 02:07 AM (5Azle)

526 Pray about it please.
Posted by: Northernlurker-notlurking at January 19, 2018 12:01

Will do. Just remember all the advice about not making any major changes too soon. Give healing some time is really good advice, JMHO.

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 02:07 AM (yJ1e6)

527 Explain your nic in five words or less.

Johnny is my real name.

Go.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:56 AM (kUotE)


Do I even have to?

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 02:07 AM (ewuGR)

528 5 word nic?

Ironic. Not weird at all.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 02:08 AM (E6tRR)

529 *looks at watch*

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 19, 2018 02:09 AM (5Azle)

530 Hillary did drop a line about maybe trump is hiding tax returns bc he's not so smart at business.

so yeah, if you're a democrat dead ender, then sure...the end route here is believe Fusion GPS 100% and then of course it all makes sense. Trump needed russia because obviously Russia has so much money, they'll pre-buy condos in trump towers. Russia needed trump bnecause Kushner is .... whoa...askenazi or something russian sounding.

I, personally, can see trump not being as rich as he says he is. But that's about it. What is Russky Spying Money make benefit for glorious future of mother russia? Mangitsky act still here. Other non-russian shizz still here.

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:10 AM (V3U1L)

531 522 Hope so. If you're lurking lousagirl, don't worry about it, we all have emotions and bad memories. I struggle to hold it together IRL and I think it's well-known that we tend to share things with the Horde that we'd never share with family members.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:10 AM (kUotE)

532 5 word nic...

I'm friend's friend alter ego

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:10 AM (V3U1L)

533 Ironic. Not weird at all.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 02:08 AM (E6tRR)

Now, now. You have to be a little bit weird, or you will wind up as Ward Cleaver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2018 02:11 AM (sD2WN)

534 Friend's friend's alter alter ego

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:11 AM (V3U1L)

535 * opens trap door in floor *

Sleep tight. Watch out for the molasses.

* goes down stairs *

* closes trap door, disappears for the night *

Posted by: mindful webworker in nightcap and gown, carrying candlestick at January 19, 2018 02:11 AM (urY6u)

536 525 I for real stuck my tongue to a stop sign. Never saw the movie. An extension cord and a hair dryer freed me.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:12 AM (kUotE)

537 and, then again, the name of the game here is collusion...which means what? Russia and trump did something together to hack muh election? norp.

So...russia buys pre-condo trump tower sales to boost trump (because trump can't get credit, you guys) and therefore the DNC leaks weren't leaked by DNC insiders but totally haxxed by l33t russia haxxers with, I dunno, Trump's blessing and then used by trump to...um...do stuff. No wait, Hillary said haxx the election which means votes?

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:13 AM (V3U1L)

538 Okay. Good night Johnny, AOP, Rick, WDave, poster with the Friends ref in the nic.

And lousagirl and Northernlurker. And all the ships at sea.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 19, 2018 02:13 AM (5Azle)

539 Cheers, Shopgirl. Sleep well.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:15 AM (kUotE)

540 night, glad I could dump some stupid words on a very stupid subject

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:15 AM (V3U1L)

541 525 I for real stuck my tongue to a stop sign. Never saw the movie. An extension cord and a hair dryer freed me.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:12 AM (kUotE)

Some strong liquor would have melted the ice, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2018 02:15 AM (sD2WN)

542 Oops. And mindful.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 19, 2018 02:15 AM (5Azle)

543 Okay. Good night Johnny, AOP, Rick, WDave, poster with the Friends ref in the nic.



And lousagirl and Northernlurker. And all the ships at sea.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 19, 2018 02:13 AM (5Azle)

Good night to you, too. Sleep well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2018 02:16 AM (sD2WN)

544 I am going to hit the sack, too. Road trip tomorrow. Back to the Frozen North. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2018 02:18 AM (sD2WN)

545 I've never watched any of Trump's past reality shows, TV appearances, etc.- this year is literally the first time I've watched him - speeches and rallies via youtube. I don't see what's objectionable about his person.

For people that find him personally distasteful (whether or not they ultimately support him) are they just carrying over some memories or experiences from watching his earlier shows?

Obama and Dubya were grating, I've never been able to get through any speech delivered by them. Again Trump is just ... unobjectionable by comparison. A matter of taste? I'm not sure why this was such a widespread issue for so many, though I'm glad a lot of people see past it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 02:19 AM (/qEW2)

546 Ok, ONT Horde.

Explain your nic in five words or less.

Johnny is my real name.

Go.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 01:56 AM (kUotE)


5 words? Not happening, but I'll make it short.

Life long metal guitar player. It used to be easy. people ask what do you play? I say metal. Ah, ok.

Then chuckleheads over the years invented a dozen or so splinter genres of metal, some that have nothing to do with it, so when I got asked I had to start being specific. Speed metal, power metal, etc. A bass player called me a berserker one time, reflecting my sometimes over the top approach to things, so it kind of stuck. These days I'm more aligned with the European style Viking metal, and Vikings can be called dragonheads, soooo Berserker-dragonheads division.

Plus THIS-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWpg9QFwWI

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 02:19 AM (aMlLZ)

547 I will lurk till I'm the only one left, then I'll tell stupid jokes.

Night AOP.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:21 AM (kUotE)

548 fake don't trust internet strangers

Posted by: MAxIE at January 19, 2018 02:23 AM (9TR2V)

549 546 You don't follow instructions well.

Ensiferm sounds pretty good. Nice and clean and tight.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:24 AM (kUotE)

550 "Explain your nic in 5 words or less."

Reference to favorite game show

Posted by: Secret Square at January 19, 2018 02:26 AM (9WuX0)

551 Sorry for misspelling.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:26 AM (kUotE)

552 Boring: old mom in Virginia.

Duh.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 02:31 AM (GzDYP)

553 But here, I'm only 29.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 02:32 AM (GzDYP)

554 I for real stuck my tongue to a stop sign. Never saw the movie. An extension cord and a hair dryer freed me.
Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:12 AM (kUotE)

Ouch! Funny as hell now, but, still, ouch!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 02:35 AM (GzDYP)

555 554 The embarrassment was the most painful part. :-)

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:39 AM (kUotE)

556 It's weird how embarrassing moments stick with you over the years, isn't it?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 02:44 AM (GzDYP)

557

Now, now. You have to be a little bit weird, or you will wind up as Ward Cleaver.


You're not as far off as you think. I adopted this nic over 20 years ago when I first ventured online. I found myself on a very far-left message board where everyone was all about group sex and trannys and the "empowerment" of LGBTQRSTUVWhatever. All I wanted was a house, 2.4 kids and a vine covered wife in the suburbs. Folks there thought that was weird, so I adopted that as a nic.

It's not as bad as it sounds, I met my wife over there. If they hadn't banned me for rubbing an asshole's nose in his Israel hypocracy, I might never have found this place.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 02:45 AM (E6tRR)

558 556 I get a kick out of thinking about the science behind things like embarrassment and shame. How our instincts and emotions guide us and try to protect us. Scrumptious brain food.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:50 AM (kUotE)

559 Weirddave, that's a great story!

But even here, wanting a vine covered wife might seem a tad...off.

Thank you for your efforts here, by the way!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 02:51 AM (GzDYP)

560 What she said, WD.

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 02:52 AM (kUotE)

561 I think that embarrassment and shame are not taught or even allowed in child rearing now.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 02:55 AM (GzDYP)

562 Goodnight and sleep well horde. Love ya'll.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 03:02 AM (GzDYP)

563 561 And stigma is extinct.

I'm out for the night, thank you my beloved Horde!

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 03:03 AM (kUotE)

564 I think that embarrassment and shame are not taught or even allowed in child rearing now.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 02:55 AM (GzDYP)


Considering the things my Mom did to keep me fed and a roof over my head when I was a child, she would be arrested now. Me being a latch-key kid before that term existed was the least of her "crimes".

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 03:16 AM (ewuGR)

565 "Explain your nic in 5 words or less."

---
color + surgical abbreviation of spine

AKA "red neck"

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 03:18 AM (WGlX4)

566 "Explain your nic in 5 words or less."

My initials.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 03:19 AM (/01mw)

567 I think that embarrassment and shame are not taught or even allowed in child rearing now.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 19, 2018 02:55 AM (GzDYP)


========

I periodically recall shameful moments from childhood. I'm not sure what kicks it up. Some of it was from reprimands, some of it with no reprimands at all. I think even if it is no longer taught, people will still feel it. Lefties cannot get rid of basic human impulses.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 03:35 AM (/qEW2)

568 so, anyone bought or come across any kewl guns recently?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 03:50 AM (WGlX4)

569 "Explain your nic in 5 words or less."


Accountant what likes silly movies.


Was finally warm under a pile of covers, then couldn't breathe as congestion set in. Got a couple of hours good sleep in though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2018 03:56 AM (QLvwG)

570 "Explain your nic in 5 words or less."
............
Glanced up at clock!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 19, 2018 04:08 AM (yhf6w)

571 565 You win. That's awesome, and I really had wondered about yours.

Thanks for playing, everyone!

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 04:18 AM (kUotE)

572 five words to do what?

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 04:18 AM (V3U1L)

573 To exprain yuh dick, rye

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 04:29 AM (kUotE)

574 Fistbump who those who read that in Buk Lau's voice

Posted by: Johnny at January 19, 2018 04:41 AM (kUotE)

575 LOL...

/me bow, waves shyly to the crowd and darts off stage.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 04:45 AM (WGlX4)

576 C7 is actually the end of the cervical spine, last time i looked, but C4 is also plastic explosive, and in the mid-90's, when i picked the nick, i was still serving, so it made sense (of sorts)

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 04:48 AM (WGlX4)

577 For example, this is a word that I personally would use a lot, if I remembered it:

I think "dysania" is one of those words that's only intended to be used by those who don't have it ... such as "lisp".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 19, 2018 04:49 AM (8gDQu)

578 "I would appreciate the thoughts of actual Catholics on the matter."


Pope Pepe is an apostate and many in the church are aware of it. As he is over 80, we are waiting for the Argentine jesuit to keel over and be on his way. The church has endured worse.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at January 19, 2018 04:55 AM (940WI)

579 Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., cautioned Thursday that people die, accidents happen

Just STFU

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 04:56 AM (BtQd4)

580 Now there are 3.6 Million dreamers, people brought to the US by their parent illegally. Just 3.5x the problem were were told. So not a $30 Billion problem but about $110 Billion. Typ Big Govt

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 04:59 AM (BtQd4)

581 I knew I would rdgret it above, just got up an gotta go
Havd a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:07 AM (aC6Sd)

582 Breitbart - California Attorney General will prosecute employers who voluntarily cooperate with federal immigration officials.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydb6uj8g

Posted by: Douglas G. Mannov at January 19, 2018 05:22 AM (GroCc)

583 Explain your nic in five words or less

Too näive to make nic. As a Soldier and federal employee, I'm sure I'll be disappeared soon.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 19, 2018 05:25 AM (1CNin)

584 Trump
Made porn star watch Shark Week
Clinton
Molested Intern
Trump
Said pussy in private conversation
Clinton
Raped Juanita

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:29 AM (BtQd4)

585 nic 4 words
Initial Sir Name Home

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:36 AM (BtQd4)

586 NIC? Shorter than delavalette

Posted by: Anaconda 2 at January 19, 2018 05:37 AM (yM/Yl)

587 Breitbart - California Attorney General will prosecute employers who voluntarily cooperate with federal immigration officials.

How do you NOT cooperate with Federal Law?

Posted by: Anaconda 2 at January 19, 2018 05:38 AM (yM/Yl)

588 Breitbart - California Attorney General will prosecute employers who voluntarily cooperate with federal immigration officials.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydb6uj8g

Posted by: Douglas G. Mannov at January 19, 2018 05:22 AM (GroCc)


If Becerra does follow through on his threat to prosecute employers working with ICE, that will be one interesting lawsuit. Funny how Dems only like the Supremacy Clause when the Supremacy suits them, as in AZ wanting to enforce immigration law.

I find it ironically funny that the sanctuary city/state dead enders are the new Rebels, flouting Federal Law. Why, it's like 1860 all over again as, that time, a Republican was elected president and the Dems went apeshit and eventually seceded, causing quite a little dust-up.

The left sees no irony in them being the new Rebels tearing down statues of Rebels from yesteryear.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 05:41 AM (pKL5P)

589 so, anyone bought or come across any kewl guns recently?
Posted by: redc1c4

Do you watch the forgotten weapons you tube channel?

Posted by: Anaconda 2 at January 19, 2018 05:43 AM (yM/Yl)

590 nic
mean doctor limits my consumption

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 19, 2018 05:47 AM (N3JsI)

591 The left sees no irony in them being the new Rebels tearing down statues of Rebels from yesteryear.
Posted by: RickZ a

States Rights!

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 05:49 AM (yM/Yl)

592 Actually reading the article, the blame lies in the Curia. They should have pushed back on the Dutch for including someone so distasteful. You could characterize it as a calculated affront.

I'm certain that the Pope didn't even know who she was. A head or two should roll at the staff level.

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 05:55 AM (yM/Yl)

593 Thought I was willowed. Everyone must be off looking at old guns. Time to make the donuts ...

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 06:00 AM (yM/Yl)

594 donuts ...

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 06:00 AM (yM/Yl) [/]

Another word always mispronounced by Barry: Do nuts! (And other parts of the male anatomy.)

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 06:11 AM (pKL5P)

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 06:11 AM (pKL5P)

596 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 06:12 AM (hyuyC)

597 Explaining my nic in 5 words

17th Century French spiritual advisor

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 06:15 AM (8+Ozj)

598 Morning Salty- Have you thawed out yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 06:16 AM (rBwYy)

599 The lull before the storm.

I'm about to open Schrodinger's box, to see if the thing that should be there is there or not. For that is the question. If the thing is there, the game moves to the next level where another thing has to be obtained.

If the thing is not there, then another path must be taken to obtain the thing that should be there.

At least, the uncertainty of existence will be resolved, leaving only the uncertainty of obtaining the thing that must be obtained before the end of civilization as we know it.

For existence is in a state of flux and uncertainty is the natural state of things until the moment of truth when the government man says, "I need to see your identification," and that is pass or fail. Failure would be a nightmare, and avoiding that nightmare requires that I open Schrodinger's box.

I need another beer.

Posted by: Douglas G. Mannov at January 19, 2018 06:16 AM (GroCc)

600 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 06:18 AM (rpAqR)

601 Nic in five words:

Two words from thin air.

Posted by: French Jeton at January 19, 2018 06:22 AM (Fjvqd)

602 I need another beer.

Posted by: Douglas G. Mannov at January 19, 2018 06:16 AM (GroCc)


My friend once told me the best cure for a morning hangover was a hot dog. It gives you the excuse to have a beer.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 06:22 AM (pKL5P)

603 Ben Had

Yes. Yesterday.

The lake has breaks in the ice forming. And the road may have some melt water icing up.

My budget seems to be OK. And I see 10 days fo weather without a - in front of any numbers. I'll take it!

How has your slice of heaven faired?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 06:22 AM (hyuyC)

604
As to the 'new' Pope - who has the 'old' Pope under house arrest - I'm reminded of an old story about when the Church came down opposed to birth control and an old Italian woman stuck her finger in that Pope's face and proclaimed, "You no playa da game, you no make a da rules."

Of course, it's a joke, it never actually happened but it's indicative of the mindset of many many Catholics who find a Popes edicts a whole lot less than the word of God himself. They still have reverence to the church, but will pretty much ignore what the guy at the top has to say if they disagree.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:24 AM (2FqvZ)

605 579-

What was Diannew Feinstein talking about?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 06:27 AM (8+Ozj)

606 NaCly Dog- things weren't too bad around here. Outside water troughs froze about 3 inches down, but all the horses were in the barn so no problems.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 06:29 AM (rBwYy)

607 Breitbart - California Attorney General will prosecute employers who voluntarily cooperate with federal immigration officials.



1st one he prosecutes, he should be disbarred, and arrested. He swore to uphold the Constitution.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 06:29 AM (rpAqR)

608 605 579-

What was Diannew Feinstein talking about?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 06:27 AM (8+Ozj)

The govt shutdown over 800k criminals

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:31 AM (BtQd4)

609 Illinois, California, and NY on course to lose seats. Texas, FL look to gain.

https://tinyurl.com/yaymobel

It's almost like people flee liberal shitholes or something...

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 06:33 AM (0gGpe)

610 Ben Had

That's good. One of the horse far,s near me let the horses out of the barn a could of days ago. The cows are just cold.

It was a brutal cold. But let see what February has in store. The National Weather Service predictions have been inaccurate a season in advance.


On that note: work preps commence.
Have a beautiful day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

611 The cows are just cold.

----------

While driving across Iowa one winter morning before sun up when the air temperature was below zero, I saw a herd of cows next to the freeway. Too many to count in one quick glance; say fifty or more. They were sheltering in a small low area and tightly packed together. You could see the body heat of the animals rising up as steam in the very cold and dry air.

What was amusing were the cows on the outside ring who were trying to push their way into the center of the herd and were being fought off by those animals that were in the center of the herd who didn't want to be push out into the cold.

Posted by: Douglas G. Mannov at January 19, 2018 06:40 AM (GroCc)

612 So you have to write a commercial for November Repubs. Trump stock market has created about $6 T (twice as big a German economy) in wealth. Pay stub is more but CNNBCBS say do not believe your own eyes. Russia Probe is old enough to be in pullups.
What do you say?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:42 AM (BtQd4)

613 Nic in 4 words: coke-head from Royal Tenembaums

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 06:42 AM (67sg6)

614
We *maybe* will hit a seasonal average high temperature today. First time in 7 days. Before that we had two days of seasonal, after 16 consecutive days of never hitting average.

Out of 25 days, only two days hit average seasonal highs. Can't wait to see my electric bill.

* sad trombone *

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:44 AM (2FqvZ)

615 Explain your nic in five words or less

==
obsolete moniker I want changed

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 19, 2018 06:49 AM (hMwEB)

616 Anyone recall that gif of booker bursting into flames meeting hillary in new jersey? That was funny

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 06:50 AM (67sg6)

617 What do you say?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:42 AM (BtQd4

It's the economy, stupid*

*Not you, of course. A play off of Bill Clinton's slogan

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 06:51 AM (0gGpe)

618 So you have to write a commercial for November Repubs. Trump stock market has created about $6 T (twice as big a German economy) in wealth. Pay stub is more but CNNBCBS say do not believe your own eyes. Russia Probe is old enough to be in pullups.
What do you say?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:42 AM (BtQd4)

-

For the (R)s?

"There is nothing to fear from a Democrat controlled Congress. Help us reach across the aisle to bring our fellow countrymen to the table with their ideas so we can stop Trump."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 06:54 AM (ks6bw)

619 Orphaned duck adopted by cats thinks she's a cat:

https://tinyurl.com/y9ksauw6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 06:54 AM (8+Ozj)

620 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 06:55 AM (EyPfd)

621 Welcome to the jungle....



http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/01/18/cat-set-on-fire/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 06:56 AM (EyPfd)

622 Explain your nic in five words or less



Name + current main rifle caliber.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 06:56 AM (rpAqR)

623 "Trump is ignoring or outright dismantling decades of carefully constructed systems put in place to allow graft and wealth for politicians. Help us stop him this November. Make political offices for politicians again."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 06:57 AM (ks6bw)

624 ''Explain your nic in five words or less ''

Doesn't mean what you think
or
It is not a fish

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 06:57 AM (jm1YL)

625 'Explain your nic in five words or less '

Tribute to my best friend

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 06:57 AM (EyPfd)

626 Explain your nic in five words or less


Jabberwocky. Used to be Frumious.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 06:58 AM (fuK7c)

627
Explain your nic in five words or less.


Two scientists / 70s "reality" TV

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 06:58 AM (pNxlR)

628 Also, that should be five words or fewer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 06:58 AM (fuK7c)

629 Explain your nic in five words or less

Just Some Guy, is all.

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 06:59 AM (0gGpe)

630
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 06:54 AM (8+Ozj)


Does it cough up feather balls?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:00 AM (pNxlR)

631 Saban + 1984

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 07:00 AM (ks6bw)

632 Two scientists / 70s "reality" TV

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars



Really? I even looked up your nic once and couldn't figure it out. There was a character named Krebs in an early Hemingway story and he had one about bike racing but it wasn't that.

Krebs means crabs and also means cancer, btw.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 07:01 AM (fuK7c)

633 Good morning everyone! What the good news this morning?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 07:03 AM (bZ5DM)

634 Explain your nic in five words or less

Assigned by Federal Witness Protection Program. Subject to change.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:04 AM (oVJmc)

635 I think I will eerily groke a few Dennys patrons this morning.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 19, 2018 07:05 AM (rdl6o)

636 Explain your nic in five words or less

Perversity.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2018 07:07 AM (kqsXK)

637 Explain your nic in five words or less:

Key West Dreaming, enough said....

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 19, 2018 07:07 AM (PafTy)

638
Krebs cycle (biochemistry)

The Krebs cycle, also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCA), was first recognized in 1937 by the man for whom it is named, German biochemist Hans Adolph Krebs. His highly detailed and extensive research in the field of cellular metabolism and other scientific endeavors gleaned him the Nobel Prize for Physiology or Medicine in 1953. Krebs's contributions to the fields of science and medicine are substantial; in addition to the citric acid cycle, Krebs also identified the urea cycle in 1932.


Carnot cycle (thermodynamics)

The Carnot cycle is a theoretical thermodynamic cycle proposed by French physicist Sadi Carnot in 1824 and expanded upon by others in the 1830s and 1840s. It provides an upper limit on the efficiency that any classical thermodynamic engine can achieve during the conversion of heat into work, or conversely, the efficiency of a refrigeration system in creating a temperature difference (e.g. refrigeration) by the application of work to the system. It is not an actual thermodynamic cycle but is a theoretical construct.


Biochemistry and thermodynamics were the two fundamental fields on which my Ph.D. thesis work was conducted.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:08 AM (pNxlR)

639 Le NOOD.

It is here

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2018 07:08 AM (EyPfd)

640 apparently the hashtags that the media istrying to ignore today are #ReleaseTheMemo and #ObamaGate


Obama Spied
The Media Lied

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (hMwEB)

641 'Explain your nic in five words or less '


Marsh Wiggle

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:09 AM (90Bjq)

642 Biochemistry and thermodynamics were the two fundamental fields on which my Ph.D. thesis work was conducted.


Oh that's really cool. You're still willowed as shit, but that's cool.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 07:10 AM (fuK7c)

643 Biochemistry and thermodynamics were the two fundamental fields on which my Ph.D. thesis work was conducted.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 07:08 AM (pNxlR)



And here I thought it had to do with the Tour de France.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 07:11 AM (rpAqR)

Blue Wave Receding? New Marist Poll Shows Democratic Advantage in Congressional Midterms Plummeting

It had reached a high of +13, but now it's fallen to about half that, +6.

Wait until the Democrats shut down the American government to keep foreigners illegally in-country.

And the economy's still heating up. It hasn't hit top heat yet.

So maybe the Democrats should stop s***ing each other's d***s.

Nah. It's what they love.

Thursday's poll found more welcome news for Republicans among registered voters who identify as Independents.

Among those voters, Republicans led by 2 points, with 38 percent of those voters saying they’d vote for the GOP candidate, while 36 percent said the Democratic candidate. In December, polling found that Democrats were leading among Independent voters by 11 points.

Ed Morrissey points out that Democrats also tend to underperform their polls in midterm elections.

The blue wave might be a wash-out.

Posted by: Ace at 08:42 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:38 PM (Enq6K)

2 Let them overreach. It is so much more delicious that way.

Posted by: West at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (knKQ1)

3 I'm hoping for more plummeting when paychecks are received next month.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (Enq6K)

4 Early night.

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 18, 2018 08:40 PM (BLjCA)

5
Let them overreach. It is so much more delicious that way.
Posted by: West at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (knKQ1)






This.

It would take a heart of stone to laugh at the Donks when they cry. Luckily, I'm blessed with granite.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (eXA4G)

6 *Makes The Moron call sound*

Posted by: West at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (knKQ1)

7 Over reach ... reach around.... whats the diff

Posted by: E.T. at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (P1GJy)

8
Wait until the Trump Tax Cuts kick in!

Paychecks are going UP like MAGIC.


Trump magic.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (Be/0p)

9 I think they overplayed their plan again.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 18, 2018 08:42 PM (0OmEj)

10 The blue wave might be a wash-out.
---
I hear surf music.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:42 PM (vDqXW)

11 I always support the Dems in phone polling. And identify as a black female of 34.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:42 PM (hyuyC)

12
More Russian collusion!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 08:42 PM (VOSjJ)

13 Also, if we can make inroads of exposing the criminal organization known as the Democratic Party....

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:42 PM (vDqXW)

14 I suspect this is largely push polling and media driven. Like always.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

15 *Makes The Moron call sound*

*armpit fart*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (tRaq7)

16 More surf music!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

17 well let's not start soaping each others' backs just yet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (6FqZa)

18 More delicious tears of unfathomable sorrow?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (0OmEj)

19 Might help if they didn't sell out the country and pretty much hate normal Americans.

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (XTXXB)

20 I still think the stock market is overextended and could crash. Heck, it will crash at some point; it's only a matter of when.

And then ignoramuses and the media (BIRM) will blame it on Trump.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

21 *Makes The Moron call sound*
Posted by: West at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (knKQ1)
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Clean your conch shell.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW)

22
And identify as a black female of 34.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


Whoa, wait, you're not?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (VOSjJ)

23

A Chicago resident on Wednesday filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission to create a new political action committee whose name threatens to assassinate President Donald Trump.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=371675

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

24 17 well let's not start soaping each others' backs just yet.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (6FqZa)

Awww. *puts loofah away*

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

25 Release the Memo and FISAgate are trending on Twitter. This can't help the Ds.

Posted by: Jmel at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (4N+bg)

26 Well, let's see:

Russia...nope.
Economy...gigantic nope.
Trump is a racist...has strangely disappeared nope.
Trump is crazy...here's you with him nope.
JerusalemembassytaxcutsParisAccordsnetneutrality going to kill us all...nope.

There was never going to be a wave. It's just another piece in the lie mosaic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (LV3VM)

27 This is what I have always believed.
See nic for details.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (oVWx5)

28 If the Dems can't take back the House in November the resulting blue on blue war is going to be a delight to watch.

Posted by: mark1971 at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (xPl2J)

29 I still think the stock market is overextended and could crash. Heck, it will crash at some point; it's only a matter of when.

And then ignoramuses and the media (BIRM) will blame it on Trump.
Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
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That's a fear of mine too. We don't want the market overheating, because at some point, people are going to take profits.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (vDqXW)

30 I just wanna say...Puffs LOTION tissues, contain no lotion.

Ok, carry on.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (Enq6K)

31
*Makes The Moron call sound*

Over the meadows, the sound of a viola.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (VOSjJ)

32 Hadrian the Seventh

I'm an illegal black female Haitian immigrant that is 29. But I don't vote for Dems. I have standards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (hyuyC)

33 30 I just wanna say...Puffs LOTION tissues, contain no lotion.

Ok, carry on.
Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (Enq6K)

Well, not yet.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

34 I always support the Dems in phone polling. And identify as a black female of 34.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:42 PM (hyuyC)

I wish I could keep my composure enough to pull that off.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 08:46 PM (RfzVr)

35 And HCWNBPOTUS. So I'm satisfied.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 18, 2018 08:46 PM (0OmEj)

36 ... try the hillary accent

Posted by: E.T. at January 18, 2018 08:47 PM (P1GJy)

37 Polls?

POLLS???

Don't make me laugh.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:47 PM (42M22)

38 Only thing I'd say is this very well could be a mid-term where the retards show up. They're fired up and super pissed about Trump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

39 sock_rat_eez....

no link in nic

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 08:47 PM (RfzVr)

40 Wonder what old Greg thinks?

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Df74d)

41 33 30 I just wanna say...Puffs LOTION tissues, contain no lotion.

Ok, carry on.
Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (Enq6K)

Well, not yet.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

I paid for the lotion....I want the lotion NOW damnit!

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

42
I still think the stock market is overextended and could crash. Heck, it will crash at some point; it's only a matter of when.

Obama fans say the market is up due to his policies. If it crashes won't he be at fault as well?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (IqV8l)

43 I still think the stock market is overextended and could crash. Heck, it will crash at some point; it's only a matter of when.

Not me. After eight years of having Washington's boot on the neck of the economy, there's a lot of pent-up demand.

Also, don't discount the effect of "quantitative easing," AKA inflation.

I've forgotten more about free market economics than any imbecile in the SCOAMF's clown car of an administration. We're just playing catch-up now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (tRaq7)

44 Only thing I'd say is this very well could be a mid-term where the retards show up.

Yeah, they'll show up...in Illinois, California, and New York.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (LV3VM)

45 Decided to sell all my stocks just before the market tops out. The problem is what to do with all the money. I guess bonds or rent houses.

Posted by: McDuck McDuck at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (VzbI8)

46 25 Release the Memo and FISAgate are trending on Twitter. This can't help the Ds.
Posted by: Jmel at January 18, 2018 08:44 PM (4N+bg)


Call me when "Arrest the Democrats" trends on Twitter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (vz7kZ)

47 Ed Morrissey points out that Democrats also tend to underperform their polls in midterm elections.

Ed Morrissey Reality points out that Democrats also tend to underperform their fake-ass polls in midterm elections. every time

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (42M22)

48 puffs lotion is softer than regular puffs
I don't think it has actual lotion though

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (hMwEB)

49 The blue wave is fake news.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Y3RqE)

50
Still don't buy why Blue/Red states were switched.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Be/0p)

51 Well, when the DNC doesn't have as much money in a non-Presidential election year thanks to the perpetual Presidential campaign they've begun, of course they're not going to have the funds for "voter drives" (voter fraud).

Posted by: pookysgirl watches too many Korean dramas at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (XKZwp)

52
I just wanna say...Puffs LOTION tissues, contain no lotion.

Ok, carry on.
Posted by: Tami


They used to. I remember discovering it when trying to use one to clean my glasses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

53 Nate Silver's model still has Hillary at a 93% chance of winning ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (BiLU+)

54 I want ground troops in California.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (g4lFK)

55 I paid for the lotion....I want the lotion NOW damnit!
Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Enq6K)
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It puts the lotion on its tissue.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW)

56 They used to. I remember discovering it when trying to use one to clean my glasses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

Yes! Exactly!

Now they clean my glasses fine but do nothing for my sore nose.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Enq6K)

57 I seem to remember a bunch of polls saying a certain horrid criminal was going to win the presidency in a landslide, so any poll that portends good news for the democrats I tend to disregard.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (l9m7l)

58 pookysgirl watches too many Korean dramas

Google will provide the needed voter fraud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (hyuyC)

59 Still don't buy why Blue/Red states were switched.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Be/0p)


Because calling Democrat states "Red" hit a little too close to home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (WmqYl)

60 SCOAMF's clown car of an administration.


So, you saw Roy Rogers gif?

Posted by: McDuck McDuck at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (VzbI8)

61 i think the democrats really haven't pushed this russia thing enough. If they went more on that I bet they'd do very much better.

Posted by: Village Idiot at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (bf86X)

62 Wait until the masses see higher paychecks next month. Trump needs to tweet weekly a friendly reminder that not a single Democrat voted for their extra money.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (l1sam)

63 Obama fans say the market is up due to his policies. If it crashes won't he be at fault as well?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (IqV8l)


Good one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (WmqYl)

64
I just wanna say...Puffs LOTION tissues, contain no lotion.

Ok, carry on.

Posted by: Tami


Neither do Bounty paper towels. Never send in boys to do a man's job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (BC8+i)

65 I got off the phone with Warsaw, the Poles say Trump is going to do just fine.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (5wCUq)

66 Well, not yet.



Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)



I paid for the lotion....I want the lotion NOW damnit!

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

I'm not sure that your husband would appreciate Insomniac showing up to your house to "lotion up the tissues."

Posted by: pookysgirl watches too many Korean dramas at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (XKZwp)

67 Not to worry -- Putin will pull-out another victory for us.

Trump, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (BiLU+)

68 Take my money, please!

- What the Donks Hope the Working Class Want

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

69 G5s taken off to Qatar yet?

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (g4lFK)

70 They're so desperate the fraud will be epic this year

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (XTXXB)

71 Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (/01mw)

72 So all those Reps that retired....can they un retire now? You fucking spineless cucks.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (l1sam)

73 Damn Greg Gutfeld married up.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (Df74d)

74 51 Well, when the DNC doesn't have as much money in a non-Presidential election year thanks to the perpetual Presidential campaign they've begun, of course they're not going to have the funds for "voter drives" (voter fraud).
Posted by: pookysgirl watches too many Korean dramas at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (XKZwp)


Plus the fact that the DNC is deeply in debt. Democrats can't handle money.

I know. Stop press, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (WmqYl)

75 Shut it down you stupid muther eff'ers..

When Repubs shut it down in 2013 (I think) they had a wave election the next year.. fuck 'em.. do it. This one would be very plainly blamed on the Dems... for saving illegals.. and foregoing CHIP funding for 6 years in exchange for their eff'n Dreamers.. do it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (5tSKk)

76 The Red/Blue thing came from the big NBC map in the '76 election. For some reason they had Ford as red and Jimmah as blue. It stuck.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (LV3VM)

77 Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

I'm saving up for when that happens, so I can enter the market at a good time.

Posted by: April at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (e8PP1)

78 sock sock away

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (VzbI8)

79 Polls show Hillary! up by 80%!!! Early night for Trump!

Posted by: Wyll Binn at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (C1NyB)

80 i think the democrats really haven't pushed this russia thing enough. If they went more on that I bet they'd do very much better.
Posted by: Village Idiot at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (bf86X)
---
And throw in aliens. I think the danger Trump might have exposed us to cannot be underestimated, having colluding with the Putin and his evil alien overlords.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (vDqXW)

81 Google will provide the needed voter fraud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (hyuyC)

Ugh, I have no doubt that they've got a team for that, and not just for domestic elections.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (XKZwp)

82
Now they clean my glasses fine but do nothing for my sore nose.
Posted by: Tami


And Ritz crackers used to be good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

83 What makes these generic Congressional polls worth anything? Congressmen and Senators are not elected by nationwide voting.

If Pelosi gets 90 percent of the votes in her district, and Devin Nunes gets 55 percent, it's still one D and one R elected. Maybe Pelosi gets 12,000 more votes than Nunes, but so what? Am I missing something that my betters in DC and NYC believe I'm too deplorable to figure out myself?

Posted by: Gref at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (AMIL/)

84 Damn Greg Gutfeld married up.

I also belong to this club (both times). It is the objective.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (LV3VM)

85 Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (Df74d)

Was thinking the same

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (wVMAv)

86 43 I still think the stock market is overextended and could crash. Heck, it will crash at some point; it's only a matter of when.

Not me. After eight years of having Washington's boot on the neck of the economy, there's a lot of pent-up demand.

Also, don't discount the effect of "quantitative easing," AKA inflation.

I've forgotten more about free market economics than any imbecile in the SCOAMF's clown car of an administration. We're just playing catch-up now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (tRaq7)


As I understand it, the stock market has been pumped up by deficit spending over a period of years.

If that ever stops, think of Wile E. Coyote standing on the edge of a cliff when the edge breaks off.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

87 Nate Silver's model still has Hillary at a 93% chance of winning ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (BiLU+)



It's going to be an early night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (SiINZ)

88 76 The Red/Blue thing came from the big NBC map in the '76 election. For some reason they had Ford as red and Jimmah as blue. It stuck.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (LV3VM)


C'mon. You KNOW why they chose it that way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (WmqYl)

89 iirc, they used to alternate each Presidential election red and blue for the parties, then the Dems didn't want to be red anymore, so now permanent.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2018 08:55 PM (Y3RqE)

90 Speaking of polls, I found this amusing:

New poll shows Americans don't care what Canadians think of US leadership

We don't care what the snowbillie think.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 08:55 PM (+y/Ru)

91 Damn Greg Gutfeld married up.

--

I remember seeing his wife's picture a few years ago and thinking, daaang, did you get lucky.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (mQ0Mc)

92 >>45
Decided to sell all my stocks just before the market tops out. The
problem is what to do with all the money. I guess bonds or rent houses.

No! Put it all in a giant vault of cash you can literally swim around in!

Posted by: Scrooge McDuck at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (yRBj9)

93 They're so desperate the fraud will be epic this year
Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 08:52 PM (XTXXB)

I'd bet it's already started in blue cities of states that went to Trump.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (Ct4tF)

94 Now they clean my glasses fine but do nothing for my sore nose.
Posted by: Tami

And Ritz crackers used to be good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (IqV8l)


We have the same struggles....

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (Enq6K)

95 9 I think they overplayed their plan again.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!


(Poker game with the Democratic Party):

Dems: "I call your raise and raise you a jillion! I'm all in!"

Reality: "You're bluffing. I call. I've got the King of Pussy-Grabbing. What do you have?"

(Dems lay down a garbage hand of useless low-value cards, all different colors.) "Take THAT!"

Reality: "You lose." (Gathers in all the chips.)

Dems: "How could I lose with a coalition that that? I raise you an infinity more!"

Reality: "You already went 'All in.' You have no credibility left to bet."

Dems: "I'm mortgaging my future. Here's everything I can round up!" (Pushes another mountain of chips into the pot.)

Reality: "I know you're bluffing, because you just revealed your hand. So: You still lose. Again. (Gather in the new chips.)

Dems: "But wait! A new poll says I'm likely to win this hand soon! Hold on while I round up some more donations!"

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (42M22)

96 Don't underestimate the ability of the R's to fuck it up, but the Democrats are going up against Trump again this November. The smart ones will know it already, but if Republicans can just remotely keep their shit together for half a freaking second, President Trump is going to wipe the floor with them.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (rv0Fo)

97 Ed Morrissey points out that Democrats also tend to underperform their polls in midterm elections.


Sadly, they overperformed in Alabama, massively and suspiciously.

The country better brace for fraud such has never been seen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (WbIyz)

98 I'm saving up for when that happens, so I can enter the market at a good time.
Posted by: April at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (e8PP1)


Dollar cost averaging, FTW. You could still be saving when the DJIA hits 40,000. Trying to time the market is a fool's errand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (WmqYl)

99 Dems have fallen in love with the 'inevitability play'. That is, people will vote for those they think are going to win, or stay home if their guy is likely to lose.

I am of two minds about the efficacy of this type of thing. On the one hand, Trump. On the other hand, I think this does have some kind of effect.

Would be kind of interesting to see the results if polls were outlawed for say four years. No info, everyone who is going to vote just votes for whomever they think is the best person (or dragonkin in the case of Seattle.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (sZJfc)

100
Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched.
Posted by: ALH


And come home to roost.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

101 The country better brace for fraud such has never been seen.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (WbIyz)


Leave no Buick trunk behind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:57 PM (WmqYl)

102 A Dem +3 lead is really a tie since dems are more concentrated. More 80-20 Dem districts exist than Rep districts. So for the Reps to keep the house the generix ballot has to be 5 or lower lead for team commie.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 08:57 PM (l1sam)

103 Max Boot wept.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 18, 2018 08:57 PM (ygoiJ)

104 New poll shows Americans don't care what Canadians think of US leadership

I have Canadian sensitivities ranked at #4,506,207 on my voting matrix, right in between "Position on Velveeta as a cheese" and "Can name all members of Devo."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:57 PM (LV3VM)

105 "hope for the best, prepare for the worst" blah blah...

... I'm wondering if shithole Soros will to try to crash the market in October.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 18, 2018 08:58 PM (y5nFh)

106 61 i think the democrats really haven't pushed this russia thing enough. If they went more on that I bet they'd do very much better.
Posted by: Village Idiot at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (bf86X)


heh heh....

I think they're giving up on that tack. They've been reduced to calling him a smelly booger head and wish-casting his heart attack.

They're just flailing around like a tard in a spiderweb.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 08:58 PM (+lOpA)

107 Shitcan NAFTA and watch the economy REALLY take off.

And it sounds like Trump's making noises about doing just that. Some think it's a bargaining tactic, and it might be, but he should scrap it and then cut separate deals with Canada and Mexico. That way we can get those two to compete against each other for a deal with us.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 08:58 PM (4ErVI)

108
So the economy and job market are finally picking up, people are getting increased wages and bonuses, the stock market is through the roof and the MFM is giving the credit to Barry. Outside of the mental defectives on the left who is buying this. Oh and ISIS got shoved back into their shithole which was conveniently ignored by the MFM. But I fear a country of very stupid people who will vote against it because the leftist agenda is more important for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 08:58 PM (SiINZ)

109 94 Now they clean my glasses fine but do nothing for my sore nose.
Posted by: Tami

And Ritz crackers used to be good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (IqV8l)


We have the same struggles....
Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (Enq6K)

Nobuddy no da trubble I seeennnn

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

110
Dems: "But wait! A new poll says I'm likely to win this hand soon! Hold on while I round up some more donations!"
Posted by: zombie


A big hand for the little lady.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (IqV8l)

111 Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched.

Posted by: ALH



And come home to roost.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

Or, you know, something else.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (Y3RqE)

112 oh this Supernatural ep was a backdoor pilot to a spin off

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (hMwEB)

113 Mrs. Gutfeld is proof that even if you're an average-looking guy, work on your Funneh.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (Df74d)

114 54
I want ground troops in California.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (g4lFK)

Question:
Are there any Generals in our Army with the name Sherman?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (UsCnO)

115 maybe they should stop sucking each other's dicks

I doubt there are enough to go around.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (cW490)

116 Sadly, they overperformed in Alabama, massively and suspiciously.

Can we cut out the navel gazing on that one? Strange or Brooks win that by 35 points.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (LV3VM)

117 Putin and his evil alien overlords.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:54 PM (vDqXW)
*********

Commenter said (paraphrasing), you stick you thumbs in their gills and make a B-flat chord to go right and make a D-minor to go left.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (VzbI8)

118 As I understand it, the stock market has been pumped up by deficit spending over a period of years.

If that ever stops, think of Wile E. Coyote standing on the edge of a cliff when the edge breaks off.


An awful lot of trading is now computerized, where it wasn't 10 years ago. There are lots of safeguards in place to prevent a bad crash.

Hopefully, PDT has some free-marketeers he can bring in if he needs to that know how to get the economy back on track in the right way.
He's a capitalist, after all, and knows how to generate wealth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (tRaq7)

119 Decided to sell all my stocks just before the market tops out. The

problem is what to do with all the money. I guess bonds or rent houses.
.........
BitCoin ! Trust me on this!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 18, 2018 09:00 PM (5tSKk)

120 Still don't buy why Blue/Red states were switched.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Be/0p)

Marketing. Red is a scary color. Blue looks safe, nice.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:00 PM (rv0Fo)

121 [i/96 Don't underestimate the ability of the R's to fuck it up, but the Democrats are going up against Trump again this November. The smart ones will know it already, but if Republicans can just remotely keep their shit together for half a freaking second, President Trump is going to wipe the floor with them.
Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (rv0Fo)

I think I spotted the flaw in your analysis.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

122 114 54
I want ground troops in California.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (g4lFK)

Question:
Are there any Generals in our Army with the name Sherman?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (UsCnO)

I pondered an artillery barrage on San Francisco, but we've got horde members there. Zombie for one. Torque too but I haven't seen him around for some time. Several others too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 09:00 PM (4ErVI)

123 2
Let them overreach. It is so much more delicious that way.



Posted by: West at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (knKQ1)

or give each other the reach around. ....but no O.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 09:01 PM (4CCz5)

124 Tami.. for sore nose use medicated chapstick. Just rub on nose several Times per day and nose will feel much better in short time. Also the scent helps open stuffed up nose.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2018 09:01 PM (yTnCT)

125 Dollar cost averaging, FTW. You could still be saving when the DJIA hits 40,000. Trying to time the market is a fool's errand.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (WmqYl)

My BIL removed all his money from the stock market before the election because he was retiring and didn't think Trump would win. I'm so mean but it cracks me up. He has no huevos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:01 PM (ifO+t)

126 >>> 114 54
I want ground troops in California.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (g4lFK)

Question:
Are there any Generals in our Army with the name Sherman?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (UsCnO)

Heh. *cough* Camp Pendleton *cough*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 18, 2018 09:01 PM (y5nFh)

127 What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

Gifted.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:02 PM (vDqXW)

128 Nobuddy no da trubble I seeennnn

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

Youse a nut!

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:02 PM (Enq6K)

129 Mrs. Gutfeld is proof that even if you're an average-looking guy, work on your Funneh.
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:59 PM (Df74d)


As a woman I can vouch for this. I will take average funny, over handsome & boring.

If I could find me a Blake Shelton type, I'd be over the moon. And no, he does not have to have Blake Shelton money.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 09:02 PM (wmcC8)

130 Pelosi is counting on the GOPe not wanting to keep Congress.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2018 09:02 PM (Y3RqE)

131 Nancy Pelousy is the celebrity judge for RuPaul's Drag Queen Lollapalousa.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:02 PM (/01mw)

132 I agree that ladies like a good sense of humor.

Doesn't explain why I'm going to bed alone tonight.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:03 PM (wVMAv)

133 There are libtards who are already gloating over what they are sure will be the results of the November election and I.want.them to suffer, so.I hope this is correct.

Srill, the results.of the Wisconsin special election trouble me. The Republican was solid and that.district went big forTrump. It makes no sense

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 18, 2018 09:03 PM (rt9vW)

134 But I fear a country of very stupid people who will vote against it because the leftist agenda is more important for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 08:58 PM (SiINZ) >>>>

Yes. As Pelosi will probably start saying as we approach November: What difference does it make how big a bonus or tax cut you got? You won't be able to spend it in the TrumpHitler concentration camp while you're waiting your turn in the "shower building."

Posted by: Gref at January 18, 2018 09:03 PM (AMIL/)

135 124 Tami.. for sore nose use medicated chapstick. Just rub on nose several Times per day and nose will feel much better in short time. Also the scent helps open stuffed up nose.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2018 09:01 PM (yTnCT)

I'm using Aquaphor ointment...works pretty well. I'll see if I have any medicated chapstick. Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:04 PM (Enq6K)

136 Still don't buy why Blue/Red states were switched.

Posted by: Soothsayer
**********************


When they switched the map in'76 the red scare, red communist, red China, were common phrases. They had to disassociate, on a mundane level, the Democrats from the Communists otherwise the working stiffs would have gotten a clue a lot sooner.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 09:04 PM (VzbI8)

137 New poll shows Americans don't care what Canadians anyone think of US leadership.

FIFY.

I was watching "Easy German" on Youtube to practice my German. In one segment, on what the krauts thought about Trump, some bright spark said that Americans have a history of choosing bad leaders.

I'm not making this up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQkmPYnNbqw

So lessee. A country that started not one, but TWO world wars, generated the Weimar Republic, came within spitting distance of being taken over by the Communists, gassed six million people, etc. and NOW is importing every terrorist rapist wog it can find, has its doubts about OUR leaders.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:04 PM (WmqYl)

138 I still think the stock market is overextended and could crash.

Ok, that part right there- that's Trumps economy

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2018 09:04 PM (cW490)

139 Rep Jim Jordan looks like Aaron Eckhart in the Dark Knight.

Hopefully he doesn't turn evil.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (wVMAv)

140 Yeah. The concern is not so much a Democrats wave. It's more that there need to be real, actual conservatives running in these races. Or even just some incoming Republicans in the Senate who could be pressured to side with Trump against McConnell, McCain and Graham.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (/qEW2)

141 Marketing. Red is a scary color. Blue looks safe, nice.

For Baby Boomers, the color red was associated with communism. But since they stopped teaching civics in skools, today's kids know nothing about that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (tRaq7)

142 According to sources familiar with the matter Trump will be arrested tomorrow on charges relating to the fake news awards.

Posted by: Wapo reporter at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (jxw6R)

143 If and when the Democrats don't take the House, who will be responsible? The Chinese? Shifty Jews and Israelis? Anti-shithole country bigots? Climate change?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (ygoiJ)

144
I will take average funny, over handsome & boring.

Ugly and boring? I'm your guy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (aCcYC)

145 Pretty sure they alternated red/blue until....I'm gonna say 2000? Evil Bushitler was Red, and the GOP has been red since.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (uuwor)

146 I'm using Aquaphor ointment...works pretty well. I'll see if I have any medicated chapstick. Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:04 PM (Enq6K)

Jinx, I was going to type Aquaphor. I think menthol would hurt if your nose is sore.

I hope you feel better Tami. I had that crud for 2 weeks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (ifO+t)

147 Nancy Pelousy is the celebrity judge for RuPaul's Drag Queen Lollapalousa.

Seriously? I saw that headline earlier tonight and thought it said drag race. Boy do I lead a sheltered life. This makes a whole lot more sense.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 09:06 PM (1Zu3n)

148 Do I have that right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:04 PM (WmqYl)

Self examination is schatzt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 09:06 PM (sZJfc)

149 They had to disassociate, on a mundane level, the Democrats from the Communists

Otherwise, you can't tell them apart.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 09:07 PM (cW490)

150 I pondered an artillery barrage on San Francisco, but we've got horde members there. Zombie for one. Torque too but I haven't seen him around for some time. Several others too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 09:00 PM (4ErVI)


They're forward observers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:07 PM (WmqYl)

151 They had to disassociate, on a mundane level, the Democrats from the Communists

UnPossible

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:07 PM (/01mw)

152 According to sources familiar with the matter Trump will be arrested tomorrow on charges relating to the fake news awards.

Then Hillary will be inaugurated at the Clinton family bollard and our long national nightmare will be over.

I call dibs on the first batch of radiator hooch in the camps.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 09:08 PM (LV3VM)

153 The dims have no path

Posted by: Donny two scoops at January 18, 2018 09:08 PM (4u7kU)

154 The gel from vitamin E capsules will stop the pain from a burn and help it to heal without scarring.

Some people baste the inside of their nose with Vick's, personally Vaseline is more soothing.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 09:08 PM (VzbI8)

155 Otherwise, you can't tell them apart.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 09:07 PM (cW490)


The Communists are better organized, and have more brain power. Misguided brain power, but brain power nonetheless. They're like people who have mastered every intricacy and nuance of astrology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:08 PM (WmqYl)

156 I hope you feel better Tami. I had that crud for 2 weeks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (ifO+t)

Thanks CaliGirl! Oh gawd...I hope I don't have this for 2 weeks...I'll have no nose left.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:09 PM (Enq6K)

157 No NO. We have to keep letting the stupid donks think they are going to be the wave.

Two reasons.

1. We win more seats.
2. Leftists tears go on sale!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2018 09:09 PM (3BFzK)

158 Then Hillary will be inaugurated at the Clinton family bollard and our long national nightmare will be over.

I call dibs on the first batch of radiator hooch in the camps.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 09:08 PM (LV3VM)
---
Straightforward from here.

Posted by: Silly Kohn at January 18, 2018 09:09 PM (vDqXW)

159 I worry that people will say "OK, the economy is doing great now, we don't need Trump anymore." They did it to Churchill once victory in WWII was assured.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 09:09 PM (ANIFC)

160 Nancy Pelousy is the celebrity judge for RuPaul's Drag Queen Lollapalousa.

Seriously? I saw that headline earlier tonight and thought it said drag race. Boy do I lead a sheltered life. This makes a whole lot more sense.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 09:06 PM (1Zu3n)


Hmmmm. And they wonder why we don't respect our eLites.
Way to spend your time working for America.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 09:10 PM (wmcC8)

161 >>puffs lotion is softer than regular puffs

I don't think it has actual lotion though

Posted by: votermom pimping great books!

This calls for an expert. I'll investigate.

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at January 18, 2018 09:10 PM (2cuLk)

162
Home balloon sinuplasty: not recommended.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 09:10 PM (/JB5c)

163 For Baby Boomers, the color red was associated with communism. But since they stopped teaching civics in skools, today's kids know nothing about that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (tRaq7)
----------

Exactly. That's why I doubt it was Communism that effected the switch in 2000. Simpler explanation is that a "Red State" (with apologies to certain Hot 25 cucks) is scaaaaaaaary.

The rub is that Red looks strong and powerful while Blue is weak and gay. The world has changed. The mood of the country has changed.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:10 PM (rv0Fo)

164 The Communists are better organized, and have more brain power.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:08 PM (WmqYl)
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Well commies are trying to do something--not just seem like they're trying to do something for votes.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:10 PM (vDqXW)

165
So lessee. A country that started not one, but
TWO world wars, generated the Weimar Republic, came within spitting
distance of being taken over by the Communists, gassed six million
people, etc. and NOW is importing every terrorist rapist wog it can
find, has its doubts about OUR leaders.



Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:04 PM (WmqYl)

Uh, no. Hitler was a vegan and like fine art.
So you are completely wrong and the German pussies are correct.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2018 09:10 PM (UsCnO)

166 So lessee. A country that started not one, but TWO
world wars, generated the Weimar Republic, came within spitting distance
of being taken over by the Communists, gassed six million people, etc.
and NOW is importing every terrorist rapist wog it can find, has its
doubts about OUR leaders.



Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
............
They're all watching The Man in the High Castle..

wife and I have been binging it.. daughter bought us Amazon Prime for Christmas.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 18, 2018 09:10 PM (5tSKk)

167 But ace, I was told right here recently that if I'm not hitting the panic button, I'm not paying attention.


OK, apologies for that, but I was virtually obliged to do that one (and someone above probably beat me to it), but I've been shooting all day and just checking in.


None of us can foretell the future. Forecasting things like mid-term elections is one of the more impossible of the generally impossible things to predict. So the Moron suggesting we hit the panic button may be vindicated.


In a way, this is sort of like medium-term financial market forecasts. You do the best you can with fundamentals, past performance, and common sense, and maybe crank in some game-changers/black swans to generate different scenarios.


Before this Marist thing came out, that approach - for me - has not yielded anything close to panic. More, frustration. The GOP's fate is soooooo much in their own hands - far more than is generally the case. They have a president who is popular (yep, I think he is, based on policies - same reason he was elected, policies, not personality), whose stuff is working very well (and amazingly quickly), who's got a generally very popular agenda, most of which is still untouched.


If things continue as they are, I can easily see a major GOP victory in the mid-terms - bigger than 2002, of course far below 2010.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

168 ''If I could find me a Blake Shelton type, I'd be over the moon. And no, he does not have to have Blake Shelton money.''

Regrettably, Blake has a problem staying faithful to his wives. Other than that I guess he's ok looking.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (jm1YL)

169 I find it hilarious that dems sget upset when you say Democrat Party instead of Democratic. Which is of course why I always say Democratic Party.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (l1sam)

170 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (ifO+t)

Thanks CaliGirl! Oh gawd...I hope I don't have this for 2 weeks...I'll have no nose left.
Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:09 PM (Enq6K)

Everyone I know has been sick with the flu. The head cold thing hangs on.

I hope you're not sick that long either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (ifO+t)

171 As a woman I can vouch for this. I will take average funny, over handsome boring.


--

Majorly agree. ^^^^^^

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (mQ0Mc)

172 160 Nancy Pelousy is the celebrity judge for RuPaul's Drag Queen Lollapalousa.

You'd have thought "Barry" would be the obvious choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WmqYl)

173 Friday is Marxist pants and hair on fire day, yes?

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 09:12 PM (g4lFK)

174
The Communists are better organized, and have more brain power. Misguided brain power, but brain power nonetheless. They're like people who have mastered every intricacy and nuance of astrology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


A political philosophy too complicated for the stupid and too stupid for the intelligent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 09:12 PM (/JB5c)

175 Clinton family bollard.


Nice.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 09:12 PM (+lOpA)

176 Sounds like a TB Ward in here. Mr. H is getting over a sinus infection and I was diagnosed with Type A Flu today.

I feel terrible.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:12 PM (/01mw)

177 The Paolo, he knows the ladies like the funny business.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:13 PM (uuwor)

178 The whole red blue color scheme thing....probably some intern flipped a coin. I think some of you way over think that shit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 09:13 PM (l1sam)

179 [Sorry, somewhat repeating myself from the past couple of days:]

If Trump arrests and prosecutes public officials in sanctuary cities and states, I think he can really re-ignite turnout (perhaps on both sides), but especially those many (like libertarians) who have given up and tuned-out owing to the #RulingClass literally getting away with murder.

Man, would that -- and, even better, a lot of Dem perp walks after FISAgate breaks -- be refreshing and generate enthusiasm among the #ForgottenMan.

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2018 09:13 PM (BiLU+)

180 Tip: If you're gonna use Vitamin E directly on your skin for any reason do so very sparingly or you could quickly develop an allergy to it which is a kind of a bitch to live with.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:13 PM (rv0Fo)

181 Jeebus, everybody's getting sick.

*scrubs USB port with Clorox*

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

182 Tami. have you tried Mucinex?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

183 176 Sounds like a TB Ward in here. Mr. H is getting over a sinus infection and I was diagnosed with Type A Flu today.

I feel terrible.
Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:12 PM (/01mw)

I'm sorry, I hope you both are on the mend soon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:14 PM (ifO+t)

184 Red state, blue state... https://tinyurl.com/o4ypyy8

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2018 09:14 PM (Y3RqE)

185
"On Election Day 2018, exercise your right by standing outside and screaming at the sky." - DNC

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (/JB5c)

186 Thanks, CaliGirl.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (/01mw)

187 69
I find it hilarious that dems sget upset when you say Democrat Party
instead of Democratic. Which is of course why I always say Democratic
Party.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (l1sam)

The "Democratic Party" is neither a party, nor is it Democratic.
They are a nasty, mean group of hateful losers, and have insane quotas based on race and sex instead of reality.

Other than that, however............


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (UsCnO)

188 171 As a woman I can vouch for this. I will take average funny, over handsome boring.


--

Majorly agree. ^^^^^^

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (mQ0Mc)

And yet here I am. All lonely like.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

189 I love Aquafor ointment! Use it on my chapped lips (up here^^) at bedtime. It's great for any dry, rough skin. I have the big jar of it.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (kufk0)

190 156 I hope you feel better Tami. I had that crud for 2 weeks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:05 PM (ifO+t)

Thanks CaliGirl! Oh gawd...I hope I don't have this for 2 weeks...I'll have no nose left.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:09 PM (Enq6K)

If it's a virus, start taking tons of Vitamin C and Garlic. You'll end up smelling like an Italian restaurant but garlic supposedly kills stuff dead in its tracks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (4ErVI)

191 Oh boy. Chicago (what a surprise) man files papers to form a PAC called "I AM GOING TO".... just read it yourself.

https://tinyurl.com/y9noyyve

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (ANIFC)

192 If we can get the NSA on our side, we could release some phone conversations of Hillary and Vlad planning on uranium movement, laughing at how Haiti relief money funded such a nice Chelsea wedding.

Info age has made a lot of digital copies available that used to go down the shredder. If they present enough evidence clearly (to show what liars the media are, what criminals the DNC are ... that could flip to super majorities for Republicans.

But then we have to expose the corrupt GOPe and oust them in 2020. This cancer has metastasized ... might need the military to restart the system. Congress all in bed with each other, got that herpes and a dozen other political diseases.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (otAqJ)

193 Snotty blog.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (+lOpA)

194 At Insty: In Venezuela, money has stopped working.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)

195 "Majorly agree. ^^^^^^

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 09:11 PM (mQ0Mc) "

So I guess I'm not as funny as I think I am?


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (uuwor)

196 what's Type A flu?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (hMwEB)

197 I have been popping ZiCam's like crazy for two weeks.. I don't need this shit.. I finally got the flu shot 2 weeks ago.. high-dose.. washing hands.. not touching doors with bare hands, etc. etc.... but it's gonna get ya no matter what you try..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (5tSKk)

198 182 Tami. have you tried Mucinex?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

Yep...that's what I'm taking and it's the prescription kind. It kinda helps.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (Enq6K)

199 The reports about the flu are so bad I started thinking about Captain Tripps.

Glad I work at home. I rarely see anyone and my exposure to the public is very minimal.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (4ErVI)

200 "On Election Day 2018, exercise your right by standing outside and screaming at the sky." - DNC

Call everyone in flyover country a racist. They will flock to your banner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (LV3VM)

201 178 The whole red blue color scheme thing....probably some intern flipped a coin. I think some of you way over think that shit.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 09:13 PM (l1sam)


I really don't think so. Imagine an MSM commentator talking about "Red states" and "Red candidates" in reference to leftist politics. Yeah, OK, to millennials and other retards that would have no resonance, but to grownups it would.

Imagine a commentator talking about Cory Booker being the "pink" candidate to see my point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (WmqYl)

202 Nancy Pelousy is the celebrity judge for RuPaul's Drag Queen Lollapalousa.

Seriously? I saw that headline earlier tonight and thought it said drag race. Boy do I lead a sheltered life. This makes a whole lot more sense.

-
It's worse than you think. Nanzi tweets:

Nancy Pelosi@NancyPelosi
All I can say is, you betta werk! Had a fabulous time with @RuPaul and good luck to all the queens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (+y/Ru)

203 So I guess I'm not as funny as I think I am?


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (uuwor)

that depends
does your humor rely on fart jokes?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (hMwEB)

204 And yet here I am. All lonely like.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

--That wasn't funny.

Up your game! ;-)

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (Df74d)

205 194 At Insty: In Venezuela, money has stopped working.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW) >>>

So they've reached the Socialist Singularity?

Posted by: Gref at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

206 176 Sounds like a TB Ward in here. Mr. H is getting over a sinus infection and I was diagnosed with Type A Flu today.

I feel terrible.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:12 PM (/01mw)

Oh geez, ALH...and here I am complaining about my head cold. Take care and feel better soon!

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:18 PM (Enq6K)

207 Regarding Germany upthread....that country must be over Hell Mouth, or an Indian graveyard, or something supernatural. B/c this is the 3rd time they are ruining the continent. It's mind blistering to watch.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 09:18 PM (wmcC8)

208 "Italian restaurant but garlic supposedly kills stuff dead in its tracks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (4ErVI) "

Or take a bit of Vitamin X - a shot of pure grain alcohol, zinc and codeine. No pussy bacteria is living through that shit.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:18 PM (uuwor)

209 In elementary school it was the Russian nukes.
In junior high it was the Red Chinese.
In senior high it was the Red Commie bastards.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 09:18 PM (VzbI8)

210
Terpin hydrate: sovereign cure for all that ails.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 09:19 PM (EpOvK)

211 194 At Insty: In Venezuela, money has stopped working.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)


ruh roh. Bartertown.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 09:19 PM (+lOpA)

212 The whole red blue color scheme thing....probably some intern flipped a coin. I think some of you way over think that shit.

Don't know much about marketing, do you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 09:19 PM (tRaq7)

213 "that depends
does your humor rely on fart jokes?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (hMwEB) "

Not intentionally.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:19 PM (uuwor)

214 Can we cut out the navel gazing on that one? Strange or Brooks win that by 35 points.


Yeah maybe, except that they turned out 92% of Hillary's vote for a Special Election.

That is ridiculous.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (WbIyz)

215 Ok, this is just frickin funny:

Looked up the wiki entry for Old Faithful (the geyser in Yellowstone.) General Sheridan's men used the geyser to wash clothing in 1882. For some reason, that strikes me as great. That little bastard was a bad ass. They just tossed their soiled garments in the hole, then waited for them to be flung out.

Btw, evidently cotton fabrics did the best. Evidently woolen fabrics were torn to shreds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (sZJfc)

216 Not intentionally.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:19 PM (uuwor)
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It just slips out.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (vDqXW)

217 Insomniac...there is someone out there! Hey, maybe there's a business opportunity. MoronsOnly.com. We can even get a cute jingle to go along with the commercial. Since the cookbook is done, think bluebell and slap would be game?

*runs away before they see me*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (mQ0Mc)

218 Before 2000, I don't recall seeing any maps with Republican states as red.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (Df74d)

219 Dear Mr. Ace,

Please consider terminating all quotes referencing the movies of Quentin Tarantino. He totes worked for Harvey Weinstein and knew what was going on. I can't tell you how very triggered I feel right at this moment.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Battleboro VT at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (orK+8)

220 Btw, evidently cotton fabrics did the best. Evidently woolen fabrics were torn to shreds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (sZJfc)


Probably shrunk about eight sizes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (WmqYl)

221 fart jokes? well, i never.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (6FqZa)

222 Yes, making them laugh is the key.

Posted by: Dark Triad at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (g4lFK)

223 ISTR Bob Dole had blue and Bill C had red?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (hMwEB)

224 If it's a virus, start taking tons of Vitamin C and Garlic. You'll end up smelling like an Italian restaurant but garlic supposedly kills stuff dead in its tracks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (4ErVI)

I'm taking Zinc (along w/ Mucinex). I made 40 cloves of garlic chicken day before yesterday. I'm still sick...

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (Enq6K)

225 196 what's Type A flu?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 09:17 PM (hMwEB)

It is the flu that is really aggressive, outspoken. It is prone to heart attack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (sZJfc)

226 Tami, I'm sure the instructions say so, but take the pill with a full 8 ounce glass of water. It makes a world of difference.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

227 Red state blue state didnt become a thing until 2000. I dont remember hearing something like Texas is a red state or NY is a blue state prior to Bush/Gore.

Yes the colors were used on maps on tv, but nobody ever said red states or blue states.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (l1sam)

228 The family behind me and the little girl across the street both have the flu. I just found out today. The little girl who plays with my daughter all the time. I'm pushing the hand washing/sanitizer like a nazi.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (kufk0)

229 Doctor said that there are 2 kinds of flu - Type A and Type B. More people have Type A and I think she said it's worse than the Type B.
I hate being sick and low energy.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (/01mw)

230 211 194 At Insty: In Venezuela, money has stopped working.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)

ruh roh. Bartertown.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 09:19 PM (+lOpA)


If true, Maduro is probably looking nervously at every brick wall he sees, wondering if that will be the one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (WmqYl)

231 194 At Insty: In Venezuela, money has stopped working.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)

---

money must be democrat

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (vChNs)

232 Put those Levi's on wet and wear them dry.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (VzbI8)

233 *runs away before they see me*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (mQ0Mc)

You made me laugh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (ifO+t)

234 "Please consider terminating all quotes referencing the movies of Quentin Tarantino. He totes worked for Harvey Weinstein and knew what was going on. I can't tell you how very triggered I feel right at this moment.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Battleboro VT at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (orK+ "

Vicious lies. When I heard about what Ol' Harv was doing, I immediately put my foot down.

Mmmm....feeet.....wait, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at January 18, 2018 09:23 PM (uuwor)

235 They did it to Churchill once victory in WWII was assured.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 09:09 PM (ANIFC)

==============

That still stuns me every time I hear it. I'm a fan of "The Crown" TV series and am reading a biography of Queen Elizabeth II right now. Her father, King George VI, was extremely angry in private that Churchill was thrown out as PM -- apparently raging -- but couldn't let on his personal feelings in public.

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2018 09:23 PM (BiLU+)

236 I'm taking Zinc (along w/ Mucinex). I made 40 cloves of garlic chicken day before yesterday. I'm still sick...
Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:21 PM (Enq6K)


So experimental evidence suggests that zinc, Mucinex, garlic and chicken don't do shit.

Maybe they take a week to kick in ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:24 PM (WmqYl)

237 blue to the red

blue historically is the color of federalism and should be the common man's color

red is the commie

believe there was a deliberate switching

Posted by: azalea city at January 18, 2018 09:24 PM (WX+x0)

238 anyone sneezes into the USB and I will cut a bitch

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:24 PM (vChNs)

239 I wonder what the numbers will look like in a month if the release of the intel documents today result in a fraction of the blowback being predicted. Either Mueller is devastated this eve at the allegations against his cohorts OR he knew all along and is just as complicit.

Posted by: RustyG at January 18, 2018 09:25 PM (1Mft0)

240 So, FBI: disband it or not disband it? That's where the train is heading now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 18, 2018 09:25 PM (ygoiJ)

241 >>I hate being sick and low energy.



Posted by: ALH

You can be a champion napper.

Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2018 09:25 PM (2cuLk)

242

If I could s**k my own d**k I'd never leave the house.

Well, OK, I would. Just to show off...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Tripod at January 18, 2018 09:25 PM (EQQLu)

243 Submitted just because I think it's funny. Jenna Jameson respectfully disagrees with Alec Baldwin's defense of Woody Allen.

JennaJameson@jennajameson
So you're telling me... you're not only good with calling your daughter a disgusting pig, but you champion a man who molested and married his daughter? Plz do us all a favor and shut your hot dog hole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)

244 Even in Canada the conservatives are still blue and the Liberals are red.

The Socialist NDP is orange.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (Df74d)

245 You can be a champion napper.
Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2018 09:25 PM (2cuLk)

I will give you a run for your money, Cankles.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (/01mw)

246 Receding ? Like Trump's hairline ?

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (0gGpe)

247 Can someone give me the TL;DR version of the FISA revelation?

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (wVMAv)

248 Zinc, garlic, chicken soup, and massive amounts of Thai spices all work pretty well for colds, for me anyway.

(Mucinex, I agree... no help. Sudafed used to work before the meth heads fucked it up for us.)

With the flu, I'm pretty much hosed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (6FqZa)

249 A good knock knock joke is the best foreplay.

Posted by: Dark Triad at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (g4lFK)

250 Red and Black are Revolutionary. Blue is Monarchist, and French.

I will fight anyone that tries to take our Red away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (WbIyz)

251 Oh boy. Chicago (what a surprise) man files papers to form a PAC called "I AM GOING TO".... just read it yourself.

https://tinyurl.com/y9noyyve

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (ANIFC)


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Great. I wish they were all so courteous as to reveal themselves like this beforehand.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (/qEW2)

252 Insomniac - ya ain't gonna meet anybody if you just stay home. I know, you don't have a lot of bucks at the moment. Go volunteer at your local Humane Society (just for example).

It's mostly chicks and they have a certain amount of empathy for strays/abandoned. ; - )

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (RfzVr)

253 218 Before 2000, I don't recall seeing any maps with Republican states as red.
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (Df74d)


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iirc, they used to alternate them every election and then it stopped round '84

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:27 PM (vChNs)

254 "So experimental evidence suggests that zinc, Mucinex, garlic and chicken don't do shit.

Maybe they take a week to kick in ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 09:24 PM (WmqYl) "

The ingredients need to be drunk enough to get rowdy with the virus. Hence the grandeur of the Mucinex Martini.

I take mine extra dirty, of course, but you can skip the olives if you like.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:27 PM (uuwor)

255

Ed Morrissey points out that Democrats also tend to underperform their polls in midterm elections.

The blue wave might be a wash-out.


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They tend to underperform their polls in the general election, too.

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 09:27 PM (Pqytn)

256 So, FBI: disband it or not disband it?

No. But turn it inside out. Everyone in DC gets sent to the field, 9AM Monday morning. It is no coincidence that we keep seeing the same names over and over again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 09:27 PM (LV3VM)

257 Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (RfzVr)

Ouch

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:27 PM (wVMAv)

258 243 Submitted just because I think it's funny. Jenna Jameson respectfully disagrees with Alec Baldwin's defense of Woody Allen.

JennaJameson@jennajameson
So you're telling me... you're not only good with calling your daughter a disgusting pig, but you champion a man who molested and married his daughter? Plz do us all a favor and shut your hot dog hole.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)

You know, I liked her before but now...damn.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

259 No, the Blue Wave is still coming!

But it will wash them all out to sea.

Posted by: gastorgrab at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (u6OFe)

260 I like red way better than blue. Blue is a fag color. True story.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (4CCz5)

261 A registered voter poll, too.

And the February paychecks haven't been issued .... yet.

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (Pqytn)

262 yes, disband the FBI

pour encourager les autres

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (hMwEB)

263 It's mostly chicks and they have a certain amount of empathy for strays/abandoned. ; - )
Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (RfzVr)

But run if they mention anything about getting fixed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (sZJfc)

264 "(Mucinex, I agree... no help. Sudafed used to work before the meth heads fucked it up for us.)

With the flu, I'm pretty much hosed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (6FqZa) "

You can still get psuedoephedrine Sudafed if you sign the "I won't make meth with this, I pinky swear" agreement at the pharmacy counter. Otherwise you're stucl with phenylephrine, which I'm told is Latin for "placebo."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (uuwor)

265 I just farted.

Posted by: Joe the Biden at January 18, 2018 09:29 PM (Df74d)

266 Can someone give me the TL;DR version of the FISA revelation?
Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (wVMAv)

It goes to the top, all the way. to. the. top.
But the talkin heads are all about the DoJ / FBI.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 09:29 PM (Eu5eZ)

267 You know, I liked her before but now...damn.

Her version of The Devil in Miss Jones is just as good as the original.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:29 PM (WbIyz)

268 is it bad that I get more turned on by Jenna as a pundit than by Jenna as a porn star? and she was a pretty awesome porn star

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 09:29 PM (6FqZa)

269 Nancy Pelosi is going to be a judge on RuPauls Drag Race.

Really.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 18, 2018 09:29 PM (nILVB)

270 Democrats frighten me more than North Korea.

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2018 09:29 PM (0gGpe)

271 Doctor said that there are 2 kinds of flu - Type A
and Type B. More people have Type A and I think she said it's worse than
the Type B.

I hate being sick and low energy.



Posted by: ALH
.........
Type A is the worst.. it is the fast mutating type.. flu shots are rarely effective with this type..

As far as Zinc goes.. You need to take it as a preventative.. or when you first start feeling symptoms.. starting it after a couple days is too late...


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2018 09:29 PM (5tSKk)

272 >>I will give you a run for your money, Cankles.

Posted by: ALH

Let's go honey, I just got the exoskeleton lubed.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2018 09:30 PM (2cuLk)

273 Thoughts on whether or not it would be a good idea for Trump to campaign in 2018 for R's in close races, and whether he should play it safe by sticking with even squish R's or campaign for good conservative challengers in the primaries?

I'm an all-or-nothing risk-taker type, so I'd love to see him campaign actively for many Congresscritters in 2018, especially conservative challengers to squish incumbents who pledge to support him and his agenda. [But I know this strategy is risky and could backfire.]

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2018 09:30 PM (BiLU+)

274 "It's mostly chicks and they have a certain amount of empathy for strays/abandoned. ; - )

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (RfzVr) "

They all break up with me once they catch me giving myself a tongue bath, though.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:30 PM (uuwor)

275 You can still get psuedoephedrine Sudafed if you sign the "I won't make meth with this, I pinky swear" agreement at the pharmacy counter. Otherwise you're stucl with phenylephrine, which I'm told is Latin for "placebo."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (uuwor)

Not anymore here in Missouri. Requires a script. The Mucinex I have is prescription so it has the good stuff in it but meh.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 09:30 PM (Enq6K)

276 If anybody wants to read the complicated story of Red/Blue colors, wikipedia has an article.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_states_and_blue_states

But it does say that Republicans tended to use blue and Dems red, but CBS switched it in 1984 of all years.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:31 PM (vDqXW)

277 tv has In the Valley of Violence on
I gather this is the old-timey Western version of John Wick

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 09:31 PM (hMwEB)

278 241 >>I hate being sick and low energy.



Posted by: ALH

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that you Jeb?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:31 PM (vChNs)

279 Be careful flu people. Just because you got the one strain, doesn't mean you can't get the other one too.

Yes, spreading sunshine and happiness I am.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 09:31 PM (wmcC8)

280 Are you serious?

Fucky Schumer just quoted some the Pentagon press spokesman, who said "that for the past 3.5 years, we have been operating under continuing resolutions, and this is a burden to the military". Because of this, Chucky 'strenuously objects' to this continuing resolution.

LOL

So....Chucky wants to move on cloture, but Bitch McConnell is delaying it?

Hmmm....looks like PR positioning by both sides.....






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 09:31 PM (8iiMU)

281 I think Mueller is going to play whatever cards he has now to take the focus off the FISA report and whatever else is about to hit.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 09:31 PM (ANIFC)

282 Can someone give me the TL;DR version of the FISA revelation?

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (wVMAv)
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No. Because as of yet, only Congress critters can read it (from what I read).

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (vDqXW)

283 248 Zinc, garlic, chicken soup, and massive amounts of Thai spices all work pretty well for colds, for me anyway.

Daughter-in-law brewed up a batch of elderberry syrup this summer. Supposed to be good to help fight off and reduce the outward symptoms from colds. I was more than dubious about this organic new age stuff, but I've used it now to knock down two different colds this fall and winter. I'm convinced it works. Maybe we'll keep her.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (1Zu3n)

284 It's the Democratici Party if you're ok with super-delegates, black-robe-ocracy and vote fraud

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (cW490)

285
Chalk up another victim of the flu here. I've been out sick since Tuesday. Literally couldn't sleep laying down until early this morning because I couldn't breathe. Had to catch snatches of sleep while sitting upright on the sofa. Noxious substances coming out of various orifices, sledgehammer headache, etc. Worst flu I've ever had.

I'll probably be marginally functional tomorrow, but I'm still not going in to work, to try and minimize the chance of spreading this shit to my cow-orkers. I wouldn't wish this flu on my worst enemy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (eXA4G)

286 Mueller is going to be lucky to avoid prison in the Uranium 1 deal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (WbIyz)

287 Approaching the singularity ?

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (0gGpe)

288 Doctors aren't giving out Tamiflu? I thought that was supposed to help.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (wmcC8)

289 As a woman I can vouch for this. I will take average funny, over handsome boring.



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Majorly agree. ^^^^^^
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Oh thank God

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (rv0Fo)

290 The family behind me and the little girl across the street both have the flu. I just found out today. The little girl who plays with my daughter all the time. I'm pushing the hand washing/sanitizer like a nazi.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (kufk0)


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They used to have measles parties. Do they have flu parties?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (/qEW2)

291 In military parlance, red denotes the enemy, and blue your side. So I think that's why the media gave the left "blue" & us "red"

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (ANIFC)

292 252 Insomniac - ya ain't gonna meet anybody if you just stay home. I know, you don't have a lot of bucks at the moment. Go volunteer at your local Humane Society (just for example).

It's mostly chicks and they have a certain amount of empathy for strays/abandoned. ; - )
Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (RfzVr)

*strokes beard thoughtfully*

You might be on to something there.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

293 Oh boy. Chicago (what a surprise) man files papers to form a PAC called "I AM GOING TO".... just read it yourself.

https://tinyurl.com/y9noyyve
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 09:15 PM (ANIFC)

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That is a guy begging for helicopters and black Suburbans to surround him so he can sue as being "oppressed by Trump" in Chicago.

Grew up there, when it was mildly Dem always. Now it is a Dem shithole.

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (j/7lG)

294 "No. Because as of yet, only Congress critters can read it (from what I read).

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (vDqXW)"So how will it ever get out? I can't imagine any of those 535 moral stalwarts would ever do something so odious as leak classified material.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (uuwor)

295 Because as of yet, only Congress critters can read it (from what I read)

Want a copy?

Posted by: Pakistani IT at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (cW490)

296 Fucky Schumer just quoted some the Pentagon press spokesman, who said "that for the past 3.5 years, we have been operating under continuing resolutions, and this is a burden to the military". Because of this, Chucky 'strenuously objects' to this continuing resolution.

Congress has not passed a set of full appropriations measures since 1997, Chucky. You milksop.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (LV3VM)

297 Approaching the singularity ?

Is that where every investigative agency is investigating each other?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (WbIyz)

298 CaliGirl - I did the same thing. It was March of '16. I could retire or I could quit. I was very worried that the Hill Beast would win. I got out, cashed in my 401k and my pension. It may have been a mistake in hindsight, but I was not taking the chance of that beast stealing everything from me.

I stand by my decision. It was the right one (for me) under the circumstances.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (RfzVr)

299 A good knock knock joke is the best foreplay.
Posted by: Dark Triad at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (g4lFK)

--Here ya go:
https://youtu.be/je-M675ZTK4


Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (Df74d)

300 You can still get psuedoephedrine Sudafed if you sign the "I won't make meth with this, I pinky swear" agreement at the pharmacy counter. Otherwise you're stucl with phenylephrine, which I'm told is Latin for "placebo."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:28 PM (uuwor)

Afrin works well but you can only use it for three days.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (ifO+t)

301 That still stuns me every time I hear it. I'm a fan of "The Crown" TV
series and am reading a biography of Queen Elizabeth II right now. Her
father, King George VI, was extremely angry in private that Churchill
was thrown out as PM -- apparently raging -- but couldn't let on his
personal feelings in public.

========================

That's part of the problem with a parliamentary system. The voters liked Churchill, but loathed his Baldwin-Chamberlain Conservative Party. With good reason. There was no love for Clement Attlee, but the Conservative Party needed a housecleaning. After the next General Election, Churchill and the Conservatives were back in power.

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (Pqytn)

302 435 NO SENATORS

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (WbIyz)

303 So Glenn Simpson was with Natalia Veselnitskaya at a hearing at the U.S. Court of Appeals in NYC on the morning of June 9th before Trump Tower meeting he then met with her & some people from journalism a day or two later at a dinner organized by a partner he works with.

Nick Short

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (y3aQB)

304 In military parlance, red denotes the enemy, and blue your side. So I think that's why the media gave the left "blue" & us "red"
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (ANIFC)
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Well, the wiki article also said that worldwide, blue is associated with conservatism and red with commies.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (vDqXW)

305
To make matters worse, my NAS drive with all my movies is starting to crap out. Couldn't even sit here and watch TV.

Wowsy wowsy woo woo

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (eXA4G)

306 from what I hear, Silicon Valley has chlamydia parties.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

307 Ugh, Jessica Tarlov is so annoying.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (Df74d)

308 ''phenylephrine''

Messes with your blood pressure and makes me feel like the top of my head is about to separate from my skull. Hate that stuff.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (jm1YL)

309 257 Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:26 PM (RfzVr)

Ouch
Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:27 PM (wVMAv)

Not really. That's not an inapt description of me at all.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

310 " NO SENATORS

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (WbIyz) "

Rude.

Posted by: Walter Johnson at January 18, 2018 09:35 PM (uuwor)

311 Sara Carter?

I like herl

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 09:35 PM (7JbXq)

312 We are the Revolution now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:35 PM (WbIyz)

313
So....Chucky wants to move on cloture, but Bitch McConnell is delaying it?

Hmmm....looks like PR positioning by both sides.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 09:31 PM (8iiMU)


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a pox on both their houses. preferably small pox


Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:35 PM (vChNs)

314 227 Red state blue state didnt become a thing until 2000. I dont remember hearing something like Texas is a red state or NY is a blue state prior to Bush/Gore.

Yes the colors were used on maps on tv, but nobody ever said red states or blue states.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 09:22 PM (l1sam)

A big part of the "sportsification" of politics, that election.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 09:35 PM (T28di)

315 Afrin works well but you can only use it for three days.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (ifO+t)

Then the stone rolls away and you rise again?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

316 I had the flu right after Christmas. Not the worst flu I've ever had, but pretty damn close. See a doctor after symptoms occur, pronto.

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 09:36 PM (Pqytn)

317 Ugh, Jessica Tarlov is so annoying. She needs twat punched !

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 09:36 PM (y3aQB)

318 I was watching "Easy German" on Youtube to practice my German. In one segment, on what the krauts thought about Trump, some bright spark said that Americans have a history of choosing bad leaders.

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Hitler was literally Trump!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)

319 now to knock down two different colds this fall and winter. I'm convinced it works. Maybe we'll keep her.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (1Zu3n)

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chaining her to the stove always works

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:36 PM (vChNs)

320 for people with the crud, Use a Neti Pot

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 09:36 PM (y3aQB)

321 If people hated commies so much these days, the Democrats would never win another election, nevermind the color. People in general know very little about Communism and don't really care.

Then again the ones that appear to know the least about Communism seem to support it the most, so it's kind of complicated.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (rv0Fo)

322 Hitler was literally Trump!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)
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Covfefe uber alles.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (vDqXW)

323 287 Approaching the singularity ?
Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (0gGpe)

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what if there are two? what is the correct plural?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (vChNs)

324 Just stuff your body with every medicine on the shelf. I live by the Thunderdome principal - whatever makes it out of that clusterfuck is going to be a beast.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (uuwor)

325 Neti pot is great for flushing out your sinuses.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (kufk0)

326 The Ed Morrisey who said he wouldn't know who if he was voting for Hillary or someone else until November and who also wrote a book on how the trick to (R)s winning presidential elections was turning two or three counties red?

That Ed Morrisey?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (ks6bw)

327 Doctor gave me a prescription for Tamiflu. I'm still working on my deductible for this year so it cost me $128.
It better work.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (/01mw)

328 Is that where every investigative agency is investigating each other?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (WbIyz)

Seems about right but it's such a humongous scandalous mess I'm not sure what to expect. The last few scenes of Casino or better ?

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (0gGpe)

329 True Blue.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (QLvwG)

330 Gaetz said Rosenstein and McCabe should be in prison (on Lou Dobson.) So, if this report is released to the public and Sessions doesn't remove them, what would Trump's next move be?

Posted by: Ever at January 18, 2018 09:38 PM (OLS0m)

331 My God this broad is insufferable...no wonder I avoid these shows 90% of the time.Shut it down.

Posted by: YTown Guy at January 18, 2018 09:38 PM (b0UWr)

332 289 As a woman I can vouch for this. I will take average funny, over handsome boring.



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Majorly agree. ^^^^^^
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Oh thank God
Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:33 PM (rv0Fo)

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where does average boring rank? asking for a....OK for me...couldn't think of a joke

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:38 PM (vChNs)

333 I'm just getting over the current version of the flu and this one is much more miserable than the others.

Start taking your Vitamin C (at least 1000 mg per day) and get the flu shot if you hadn't already. Stock up on cough drops, Ny Quil (or your favorite alternative), and be ready to suffer if you get it. It sucks.

Posted by: EPA employee, Denver office at January 18, 2018 09:38 PM (HD54Z)

334 330 Lou Dobbs. Gag autocorrect.

Posted by: Ever at January 18, 2018 09:38 PM (OLS0m)

335 Oh boy. Chicago (what a surprise) man files papers to form a PAC called "I AM GOING TO".... just read it yourself.

Monsters INC has formed a political PAC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z286f9gAGvE

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 09:38 PM (tRaq7)

336 323
287 Approaching the singularity ?

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (0gGpe)



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what if there are two? what is the correct plural?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (vChNs)


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It's still the same word, but you pronounce it with a "tie" at the end.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (ks6bw)

337 Which is why nobody has seen any turds in the hallway of the Denver EPA office for the past four days, too.

Posted by: EPA employee, Denver office at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (HD54Z)

338 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3k1MMnaCuM

Hannity with Jordan, Gaetz & Sara Carter

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (y3aQB)

339 A whole heaping helping of win this week.

Dems gotta be crapping their pants and deliriously reeling in the safe spaces.

The denial and hyperbole when heads start to roll will be delicious.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (Dp6qK)

340 Off, damn sock!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (HD54Z)

341 Before 2000, I don't recall seeing any maps with Republican states as red.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (Df74d)

Look at the 1980 electoral map on wikipedia (for example). I am also in an extreme libtard state and I can report that they STILL use red for their local commies and blue for the supposed "conservatives". Confusing.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (rv0Fo)

342 Then again the ones that appear to know the least about Communism seem to support it the most,

From my experience with commies - or "antifascists", as they call themselves now - they're the people who know that it pays them to be virtuous and violent.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

343 Ill tempered cur,
You sound ....grumpy! *ducks and runs and hides*
I probably just cursed myself with the flu....crap!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (kufk0)

344 No. Because as of yet, only Congress critters can read it (from what I read).

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:32 PM (vDqXW)


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Maybe you haven't got the memo.

This is the Incontinental Congress.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 18, 2018 09:40 PM (/qEW2)

345 So how do Doctors keep from getting every flu every year?

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

346 where does average boring rank? asking for a....OK for me...couldn't think of a joke
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:38 PM (vChNs)

Sounds like good husband material, if you ask me.

Wild & Exciting is way over-rated,

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:40 PM (/01mw)

347 My hopes is that Rosenstien shuts down the Mueller investigation himself as a way of saving his own hide.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 18, 2018 09:40 PM (GtG/j)

348 In military parlance, red denotes the enemy, and blue your side. So I think that's why the media gave the left "blue" & us "red"

Regardless, I love it. Red meat and blue-bloods. They screwed up.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 09:40 PM (cW490)

349 306 from what I hear, Silicon Valley has chlamydia parties.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

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have they won any elections?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:41 PM (vChNs)

350 Before 2000, I don't recall seeing any maps with Republican states as red.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:20 PM (Df74d)
Holy crap I completely misread you logprof. By the way how they hangin.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:41 PM (rv0Fo)

351 The Right needs to remember not to stay home on these off year elections. Get out the vote.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 09:41 PM (3QAtO)

352 208 Or take a bit of Vitamin X - a shot of pure grain alcohol, zinc and codeine. No pussy bacteria is living through that shit.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:18 PM (uuwor)


Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's vag at January 18, 2018 09:41 PM (NL6wI)

353 Doctor gave me a prescription for Tamiflu. I'm still working on my deductible for this year so it cost me $128.
It better work.
Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (/01mw)

It'll probably work, but it will taste like assburger.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2018 09:42 PM (Dp6qK)

354 311 Sara Carter?

I like herl
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 09:35 PM (7JbXq)

---

**levels laser sighted '45**

Carter?

nevermind

Posted by: Terminator at January 18, 2018 09:42 PM (vChNs)

355
343 Ill tempered cur,
You sound ....grumpy! *ducks and runs and hides*
I probably just cursed myself with the flu....crap!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:39 PM (kufk0)







Naw. I'm actually in good spirits. It helps that it looks like I'm past the worst of it. I actually got a few hours of uninterrupted sleep this morning.

*blows kisses*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (eXA4G)

356 Or take a bit of Vitamin X - a shot of pure grain alcohol, zinc and codeine. No pussy bacteria is living through that shit.
=====

Doesnt do shit for me!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (nILVB)

357 We are the color Red and the Dems are politically Red.

Better Dead than Red

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (3QAtO)

358 Nurse practitioners who staff the health office at work said plain old Delsyn is the best over the counter cough medicine.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (jm1YL)

359 Savor, if you will, the democrats running on shutting down the government to protect illegal aliens. Republicans should ride this non-stop through the midterms and into 2020.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (qcIL3)

360 Hillary isn't out of the woods, yet!

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (Pqytn)

361 Only a fool, a criminal or a sodomite would vote democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2018 09:44 PM (EoRCO)

362 "Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (nILVB) "

Yeah, there's a certain level of dipsomania where even Vitamin X stops working.

For Hillary, I'd recommend the 2.0 - Everclear, Ginger Root and Methadone.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:44 PM (uuwor)

363 Zinc puts lead in your pencil. If you have someone to write to.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (QLvwG)

364 *blows kisses*
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**frantically runs away while waving off the germs**

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (kufk0)

365 *hic*
Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (nILVB)

Umm... "possesion by evil powers" isn't bacterial, last time I checked.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (T28di)

366 Dan Bongino
Dear Comey
You better prepare another one of your snippy tweets because you are about to be exposed for the fraud you are.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (y3aQB)

367 The cluebat on the Mueller investigation is when Trump came out publicly a few weeks back and said he "thinks Mueller will make a very fair decision".

If you have any sense of how Trump works or why he says the things he says, you will know that was the death knell for the witch hunt.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (rv0Fo)

368 Side wager - how many weeks until a tearful reporter rats out a GOP Congresscritter for leaking the contents of this memo?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (JyFLk)

369 I'm only posting this to get ONT up.

I am willow's understudy.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:46 PM (RfzVr)

370 I never got the slogan "Zinc. More precious than gold for good health". Couldn't you use that gold to buy more zinc than you'd otherwise have?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 09:46 PM (/qEW2)

371 I'm more anxious about flu this year than usual. Especially after NL wife. So here are some fun facts.

Flu is spread from person to person by respiratory (nose and throat) droplets released into the air by talking, coughing, sneezing, laughing, or singing. Touching an object that has flu virus on it, and then touching one’s own eyes, nose, or mouth can also spread flu. Most healthy adults can infect others from one day before symptoms are present and up to seven days after becoming sick. Some people, especially young children and people with weakened immune systems, might be able to infect others for an even longer time.


Xxxxxxxx
Obviously you can't hibernate. But I avoid fast food, using paper money; I wear gloves, and watch closeness to people.

I had a flu years ago that I swear almost killed me. Took months and months to recover. Killed others. So it haunts me to this day. Also, wipe down your phone and try not to loan out. Don't be touching your face. Sounds like a lot, but it becomes second nature.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 09:46 PM (wmcC8)

372 "Zinc puts lead in your pencil. If you have someone to write to.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (QLvwG) "

I have a diary....

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:46 PM (uuwor)

373 What are the Dems going to run on?

Higher taxes!
Less spendable income!
More illegal aliens!
1-1/2% growth!
More unemployment!

Sounds like a winning platform to me.

Posted by: Koblog at January 18, 2018 09:46 PM (Nmvf6)

374 ''Savor, if you will, the democrats running on shutting down the government to protect illegal aliens. Republicans should ride this non-stop through the midterms and into 2020.''

You know PDT will and I see some, including Ryan, are getting on that bandwagon. So, I think there may be a glimmer of hope that lessons are being learned from the president.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:46 PM (jm1YL)

375 Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 09:37 PM (/01mw)

How many days have you had the flu before he prescribed the Tamiflu? Do not want to be bearer of bad news but if it was more than a week the effectiveness is greatly reduced .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 09:47 PM (3QAtO)

376 308 ''phenylephrine''

Messes with your blood pressure and makes me feel like the top of my head is about to separate from my skull. Hate that stuff.
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (jm1YL)

My doctor called that fake pseudophed, citing studies that showed no effect over placebo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2018 09:47 PM (Dp6qK)

377 Hillary isn't out of the woods, yet!

-
Tucker Carlson@TuckerCarlson
Newsweek 2050: "Hillary Clinton can still be reanimated and installed in the Oval Office."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:47 PM (+y/Ru)

378 Well, now we know which story the Dems fear the worst. Soros guy in the preceding thread is going nuts.

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 09:47 PM (Pqytn)

379 I would drink Tomi Lahren's Bathwater.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (AioXw)

380 Savor, if you will, the democrats running on shutting down the government to protect illegal aliens

Their own govt which we elected Trump to shut down. Brilliant ploy, Dems!

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (cW490)

381 Wait, NL's wife had the flu??

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (kufk0)

382 Nurse practitioners who staff the health office at work said plain old Delsyn is the best over the counter cough medicine.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (jm1YL)

Robitussin.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (RfzVr)

383 If you have any sense of how Trump works or why he says the things he says, you will know that was the death knell for the witch hunt.
Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (rv0Fo)


That's what I've been saying. The media has been reduced to "Trump is a big fat dummyhead wif da heart disease".

Cuz they got NUTHIN.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (+lOpA)

384 speaking of germs, i'm thinking the Trump-pornstar story is unlikely as he'd be reluctant to put his tower somewhere so soiled...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (vChNs)

385 361 Only a fool, a criminal or a sodomite would vote democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2018 09:44 PM (EoRCO)

---

so you're saying that we're screwed?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:49 PM (vChNs)

386 Only a fool, a criminal or a sodomite would vote democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2018 09:44 PM (EoRCO)



Barry O: What if you're all three?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 09:49 PM (SiINZ)

387 I spoke to a nurse last week. She said her state hospital was starting a ban of small children in the buildings, except for emergencies and treatments.

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 09:49 PM (Pqytn)

388 I would drink bathtub gin.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2018 09:50 PM (nILVB)

389 372 "Zinc puts lead in your pencil. If you have someone to write to.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (QLvwG) "

I have a diary....



Classic!

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 18, 2018 09:50 PM (GtG/j)

390 Banana Splits Guy He lapped insanity a long time ago. I am trying to figure out why he hasn't been shitcanned?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 09:50 PM (y3aQB)

391 Side wager - how many weeks until a tearful reporter rats out a GOP Congresscritter for leaking the contents of this memo?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (JyFLk)

hours

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 09:50 PM (Eu5eZ)

392 367 The cluebat on the Mueller investigation is when Trump came out publicly a few weeks back and said he "thinks Mueller will make a very fair decision".

If you have any sense of how Trump works or why he says the things he says, you will know that was the death knell for the witch hunt.
Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (rv0Fo)

Yep. I called for him to end Mueller early last year after Comey was fired. Trump has better instincts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2018 09:50 PM (Dp6qK)

393 379 I would drink Tomi Lahren's Bathwater.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (AioXw)


Pointy knees, brah.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 09:50 PM (+lOpA)

394 I kind of like red as our color. Passion. Shedding of the blood of tyrants, etc. Blue represents the cold sterility of the left. It can be symbolic of a whole range of shit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 09:50 PM (/qEW2)

395 361 Only a fool, a criminal or a sodomite would vote democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2018 09:44 PM (EoRCO)

Well, that's their base at any rate. There's bound to be a few persuadable shitkickers and Methodists on the fringes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 09:51 PM (T28di)

396 what if there are two? what is the correct plural?

It is literally impossible to pluralize the singularity. Google it.

Posted by: That bitchy lady that co-stars on that new Showtime show that sucks so bad - what is her name again? at January 18, 2018 09:51 PM (orK+8)

397 Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (rv0Fo)

CNN's never gonna stop with the Russia nonsense even if Mueller admits in a press conference that it's all made up.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:51 PM (wVMAv)

398 Savor, if you will, the democrats running on shutting down the government to protect illegal aliens

-
It'll be the Mother of All Battles!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:52 PM (+y/Ru)

399 willow, willow, willow.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:52 PM (RfzVr)

400 Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (kufk0)

Yes I believe so ! How has he been dong today? has he checked in?

I had the Flu day after Thanksgiving & within 12 Hours I was in the ER by Ambulance with my Heart rate at 140 beats a minte. It is not something to take lightly

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 09:52 PM (y3aQB)

401 I kind of like red as our color. Passion. Shedding of the blood of tyrants, etc. Blue represents the cold sterility of the left. It can be symbolic of a whole range of shit.
--
Dems should be yellow-tinged off-white pus color.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 09:52 PM (vDqXW)

402 CNN's never gonna stop with the Russia nonsense even if Mueller admits in a press conference that it's all made up.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:51 PM (wVMAv)
Probably not but don't forget they have 1,000 more fake stories "in the can". If I can use that turn of phrase without offending the previous prez.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:53 PM (rv0Fo)

403 willow, willow, willow.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 09:52 PM (RfzVr)
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Won't

go home.

Posted by: Suite at January 18, 2018 09:53 PM (vDqXW)

404 speaking of germs, i'm thinking the Trump-pornstar story is unlikely as he'd be reluctant to put his tower somewhere so soiled...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (vChNs)

Tiger Woods he is not.



Aside from the golf...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 09:53 PM (Eu5eZ)

405 CNN's never gonna stop with the Russia nonsense even if Mueller admits in a press conference that it's all made up.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 18, 2018 09:51 PM (wVMAv)

'Check the numbers for Pennsylvania again, John!'

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, Super Genius at January 18, 2018 09:53 PM (QLvwG)

406 willow, willow, willow.


If you do that into a mirror, she will appear behind you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:53 PM (WbIyz)

407
CNN asking Democrats who voted for Trump in Youngstown PA. They didn't get the answers they thought they'd get. Hysterical

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 09:54 PM (SiINZ)

408 Ha. Gotcha.

Posted by: Singularities at January 18, 2018 09:54 PM (UdKB7)

409 I think most germs enter through the nose or tear ducts. So if you touch something, like an escalator rail at the mall, don't pick your nose or wipe your eye without first washing your hands.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 09:54 PM (/qEW2)

410 ''Nurse practitioners who staff the health office at work said plain old Delsyn is the best over the counter cough medicine.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:43 PM (jm1YL)
Robitussin.''

I tried the extended release Delsyn and it seemed to lessen the cough a bit. Back in the day, before the government stuck their nose in, you used to be able to buy a version of Robitussin with codeine.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:54 PM (jm1YL)

411 Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 09:45 PM (rv0Fo)

CNN's never gonna stop with the Russia nonsense even if Mueller admits in a press conference that it's all made up.

-
CNN Analyst: Trump Makes Kim Jong-Un "Look Reasonable"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:54 PM (+y/Ru)

412 Wouldn't it be, uh, The Doubularity?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:55 PM (uuwor)

413 Ugh, fvcking Durbin is talking.

He is trying to claim he wants to 'properly fund' the military.

Mouth is open, and he is lying.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 09:55 PM (8iiMU)

414 If you do that into a mirror, she will appear behind you.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 09:53 PM (WbIyz)

But only after you've already left the room and closed the door.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 09:55 PM (T28di)

415 What about us?

Posted by: Singularititties at January 18, 2018 09:55 PM (QLvwG)

416 I've been talking about the unimaginably wonderful windfall of the Dems choosing illegal aliens as the hill to die on for a year or more. Shut-down theater is one form this could take.


I'm starting to think that one partial explanation for this unbelievably idiotic possible approach by the Dems is their assessment that the GOP is so uninterested in actually governing, in accomplishing anything, so fanatically committed to doing nothing and just staying in office via inertia, that they think the GOP will fail to exploit this historically unprecedented offer of political suicide.


If this is their assessment, it's sort of like Saddam in 1990, or the Japanese military in the first half of 1945. The gamble they are taking isn't insane, or completely irrational - it's just a long-shot.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2018 09:55 PM (QDnY+)

417 I have read you want to get Tamiflu in first 24 - 48 hours. If you can't get into doc, got to an Outpatient clinic. Many have rapid flu tests.

If I get sick, I am getting in and getting tamiflu toot sweet. I have never done tamiflu before, but this year is different. Yea, that one flu years ago, scared the crap outta me. I have had the flu a lot in life, no biggie, same old, same old. But this one was on a whole different level. So sorry I' ve been banging on about protecting yourselves, but I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

The flu shot did not contain the right strains for the 2 major ones going around this year either. Though it is supposed to protect you from lessor strains.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 09:55 PM (wmcC8)

418 Well, whadda you know?

First Somali Police Officer In Maine Arrested At Concert

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 09:55 PM (+y/Ru)

419 "I tried the extended release Delsyn and it seemed to lessen the cough a bit. Back in the day, before the government stuck their nose in, you used to be able to buy a version of Robitussin with codeine.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 09:54 PM (jm1YL) "

You can still get codeine from Canuckistan.

Sprite and jolly ranchers sold separately.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:56 PM (uuwor)

420 I've not paid much attention to Laura Ingraham's new show. But the little I've seen has not been good. Plus, she looks kinda creepy.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 18, 2018 09:56 PM (+Tibp)

421 Wait, NL's wife had the flu??
Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:48 PM (kufk0)


Yes. She has passed away.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 09:56 PM (wmcC8)

422 After November, Mitch will have 99 problems and a majority wont be one

Posted by: Donny two scoops at January 18, 2018 09:57 PM (4u7kU)

423 >> I've not paid much attention to Laura Ingraham's new show. But the little I've seen has not been good. Plus, she looks kinda creepy.

Worst interviewer ever. She just can't ask a question and shut the fuck up and let anyone answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 09:57 PM (/tuJf)

424 LOL. Durbin gave himself about 20 seconds to support the military, and he is STILL TALKING about the illegal aliens he wants to bring in.

He just said they are 'more than illegal immigrants'.

Unbelievable.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (8iiMU)

425 I think most germs enter through the nose or tear ducts. So if you touch something, like an escalator rail at the mall, don't pick your nose or wipe your eye without first washing your hands.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 09:54 PM (/qEW2)

Yup......most everyone has the germs that cause boils on their ass so when the scratch somewhere else without washing after using the head they get boils in those spots. Wash your hands and ass regularly.

Just so you know, Karl Marx was plagued by boils all over his body his entire life.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (EoRCO)

426 I knew she passed but it didn't know it was from complications from the flu....that's a pretty serious virus.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (kufk0)

427 "After November, Mitch will have 99 problems and a majority wont be one

Posted by: Donny two scoops at January 18, 2018 09:57 PM (4u7kU) "

I just want him to retire so that we'll have 99 Senators and a Mitch ain't one.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (uuwor)

428 Does Purple Drank help with the flu?

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (Df74d)

429 Mitch is projected to keep the Senate on account that the map is good for Republicans this year.

The House is the worry.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 09:59 PM (6FqZa)

430 Side wager - how many weeks until a tearful reporter rats out a GOP Congresscritter for leaking the contents of this memo?

---

won't a demoncrat leak a spun version first to set the narrative? Or did DiFi take care of that already?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:00 PM (vChNs)

431 " Does Purple Drank help with the flu?

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (Df74d) "

Absolutely.

In the same way a gunshot wound helps with a runny nose.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 10:00 PM (uuwor)

432
willow, willow, willow.


If you do that into a mirror, she will appear behind you.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


What if you you say it backwards while standing on your head?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 10:00 PM (IqV8l)

433 Well, just finished writing my part of my annual review. I had forgotten I'd been ordered to volunteer for charity work as part of my objectives -- because that's why they hired a senior software developer, to send him out in a field to harvest greens for a food bank, right?

But, hell, I survived my PIP.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (fVubI)

434 Just so you know, Karl Marx was plagued by boils all over his body his entire life.



Good, miserable bastard.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (+lOpA)

435 We are going on a long plane ride next month. I'm ordering face masks. don't care if it's weird

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (hMwEB)

436 "Wash your hands and ass regularly."

I'll never get out !

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (0gGpe)

437 Just so you know, Karl Marx was plagued by boils all over his body his entire life.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Posted by: 300 million dead heretics at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (Tyii7)

438 Well, whadda you know?

First Somali Police Officer In Maine Arrested At Concert
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying T


So not shocked. Only that it actually made the papers.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (wmcC8)

439 He just said they are 'more than illegal immigrants'.

They are also drug dealers, murderers, pimps, slavers, and child molesters.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (fVubI)

440 wolliw, wolliw, wolliw

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (WbIyz)

441 ''We are going on a long plane ride next month. I'm ordering face masks. don't care if it's weird''

Oh lord yes! That air is just recirculated and recirculated.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 10:02 PM (jm1YL)

442 You left out rapists

Posted by: Singularities at January 18, 2018 10:02 PM (UdKB7)

443 We are going on a long plane ride next month. I'm ordering face masks. don't care if it's weird


A Darth Vader style helmet would be great.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:02 PM (WbIyz)

444 Unbelievable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (8iiMU)

Response from a lefty I was talking to about that was, "Fuck them; they voted for Trump."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2018 10:02 PM (Dp6qK)

445 PJ O'Rourke observed that communist leaders always seemed to be covered in warts.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 18, 2018 10:02 PM (T1c3o)

446 439 He just said they are 'more than illegal immigrants'.

They are also drug dealers, murderers, pimps, slavers, and child molesters.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (fVubI)

Hey! I'm more than an embezzler!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (T28di)

447 Check WZ. Trump calls a blue collar guy wearing a uniform with his name on it up and shakes his hand. Nanzi and Chuckie would never let a prole touch them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (+y/Ru)

448 I had forgotten I'd been ordered to volunteer for charity work...

How can one be ordered to volunteer?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (1Zu3n)

449 I've not paid much attention to Laura Ingraham's new show. But the little I've seen has not been good. Plus, she looks kinda creepy.

Worst interviewer ever. She just can't ask a question and shut the fuck up and let anyone answer.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 09:57 PM (/tuJf)

------

Seconded very closely by Hannity, now that Bill O is "retired".

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (j/7lG)

450 You left out rapists

I don't like rapists.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (fVubI)

451 I knew she passed but it didn't know it was from complications from the flu....that's a pretty serious virus.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (kufk0)


It makes me wonder if she had both strains at same time. Immune system can only take so much.

He mentioned it only in passing. And I was sure as heck not gonna pry. I don't know if she had anything else. I feel so bad for him.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 10:04 PM (wmcC8)

452 I was going to recommend this but alas, sold out.

http://bit.ly/2mWpyAr

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 10:04 PM (WbIyz)

453
Worst interviewer ever. She just can't ask a question and shut the fuck up and let anyone answer
/////////


Yes. Yes , my young apprentice..
Let the annoying Flow through you.

Posted by: Darth Hannity at January 18, 2018 10:04 PM (BLjCA)

454 >>>He just said they are 'more than illegal immigrants'.



They are also drug dealers, murderers, pimps, slavers, and child molesters.



Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (fVubI)

DUI drivers, thiefs . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (QLvwG)

455 The democrats have led by an average of 3% in the "generic balloting" for the last four mid-terms...

how'd they do?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (SzZnW)

456 447 Check WZ. Trump calls a blue collar guy wearing a uniform with his name on it up and shakes his hand. Nanzi and Chuckie would never let a prole touch them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (+y/Ru)

Oh pooh...I forgot he was in PA tonight.

I'm watching Stargate SG-1. Stargate SG-1 or Trump...Stargate SC-1 or Trump? I'm torn....

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (Enq6K)

457 had forgotten I'd been ordered to volunteer for charity work...

How can one be ordered to volunteer?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (1Zu3n)


Probation? Community Service?

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (wmcC8)

458 542 LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (hMwEB)

459 Does Purple Drank help with the flu?
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (Df74d)

Ummmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: JaMarcus Trenell Russell at January 18, 2018 10:06 PM (EoRCO)

460 ONT up

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2018 10:06 PM (vChNs)

461 "542 LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (hMwEB)"

You steal ace's time machine?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 18, 2018 10:06 PM (uuwor)

462 How can one be ordered to volunteer?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (1Zu3n)

---------

Clearly you have not been subject to Corporate "Team Building" exercises.

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 18, 2018 10:08 PM (j/7lG)

463 If reality was to guided by the MSM and the pollsters, the GOP would have 30 Senators, 100 congressmen and a fat ass cow in the Whitehouse

Posted by: Donny two scoops at January 18, 2018 10:08 PM (4u7kU)

464 How can one be ordered to volunteer?

Well, when your annual performance review is dependent on it...

I don't know when it started in industry. I suspect it's the descendant of "voluntary" donations to United Way -- executives apparently compete with each other over how much their people donate, so it became more expected than voluntary. That practice caught some heat, so now it's "show how the company gives back to the community" with mandatory volunteering.

All the while the same managers are walking around bug-eyed because we're "behind" on schedules they pulled out of their asses.

Maybe if they cancelled all the pep rallies, we'd have time to do our work?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 10:08 PM (fVubI)

465 ''Check WZ. Trump calls a blue collar guy wearing a uniform with his name on it up and shakes his hand. Nanzi and Chuckie would never let a prole touch them.''

When you're a builder you better have a good relationship with the guys doing the building. Therefore I'm sure PDT has no problem associating with the ''working man''. He's been doing it his whole working life.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 10:08 PM (jm1YL)

466 Grump. lol
i would totally wear that.

Believe me, I have thought about doctors mask. Chinese do it. I sound nuts, I know. Even to myself. I was always so laissez faire about flu, until that last nightmare. The hospitals here were overloaded; people in hallways. And there are a lot of hospitals in my area. I did not go; I should have. And I hate hospitals almost as much as the media.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 10:09 PM (wmcC8)

467 He just said they are 'more than illegal immigrants'.
----------------------------

That's an improvement. They used to deny it completely. Trump has really fucked with the Overton Window.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 10:11 PM (rv0Fo)

468 462 How can one be ordered to volunteer?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 18, 2018 10:03 PM (1Zu3n)

Someone wants to speak to you

Posted by: vee hav our vays at January 18, 2018 10:12 PM (4u7kU)

469 When you're a builder you better have a good relationship with the guys doing the building. Therefore I'm sure PDT has no problem associating with the ''working man''. He's been doing it his whole working life.
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 10:08 PM (jm1YL)


His kids talk about how he would take the to the sites when they were young to meet the working men. I was impressed by that. It all started with our baby boomer Presidents when you think about it...this contempt for the working man, and the laws of our land. It is not lost on me that Trump is 70 yo and predates the baby boomer crowd.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 10:12 PM (wmcC8)

470 Banana Splits Guy He lapped insanity a long time ago. I am trying to figure out why he hasn't been shitcanned?

IIRC he was given a 'time out' but learned nothing from it.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 10:14 PM (7zXVZ)

471 455 The democrats have led by an average of 3% in the "generic balloting" for the last four mid-terms...

how'd they do?
Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2018 10:05 PM (SzZnW)

And that's with the pollsters closing the gap as the election nears, which they always do

Posted by: vee hav our vays at January 18, 2018 10:15 PM (4u7kU)

472 @465 ... if Rush (the hosers) hadn't gone all reverse Ayn Rand late in life, Trump could have blasted Working Man at his rallies.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 18, 2018 10:17 PM (T1c3o)

473 If you're looking for a mask to keep germs out of your nose and mouth, look for an "N95 respirator." It's only a surgical-looking mask, but has a few little internal crimps to make it fit closer.

"Surgical" masks are to protect other people from you. They don't do much to filter the air you breathe because they have big gaps at the sides.

A real gas mask with a standard particulate filter won't help much more. To get serious, you'd use the same mask with an ABC/NBC filter (I haven't seen a "CBS" yet). Because NATO, they all fit the masks. All available, if you shop around the preppier corners of the 'netz.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 18, 2018 10:17 PM (H5rtT)

474 The Senate Democrats want nothing more than drive the entire effing bus over the cliff.

And then blame others.

But hey, illegals are the only true people that should be here. At least we know that for sure.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2018 10:20 PM (UsCnO)

475 It is not lost on me that Trump is 70 yo and predates the baby boomer crowd.

Apparently it IS lost on you, because with June of 1946, Trump is the very definition of baby boomer. The first, real, one, not the ad-man's phony extension. You don't like all people born in a certain time period, fine, your choice. You don't get to redefine the times, though.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 18, 2018 10:21 PM (H5rtT)

476 Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 18, 2018 10:21 PM (H5rtT)


Oh geez Stringer. I didn't mean to give offense. People at the very beginning of the Boomer generation and the tail end don't tend to fall into the general stereotypes of the baby boomer generation.

Anyway, all clusters of folks from the Greatest Generation, to the Millenials have exceptions. Like the Bell Curve.

But I stand by my assertion that Trump has more in common with the Greatest Generation than the Baby Boomers of Clinton and Obama.

I know a lot of people from the hippie era that did not exemplify the 60s rock and roll stereotype either.

However, I can't describe all stratospheres of every generation. So yea, when I look at it, I see GWB, Clintons, and Obama espousing more of the values of the accepted definition of the Baby Boomers than I do DJT.

I wasn't in the Baby Boomer generation and did not mean to offend you personally. I obviously have worked for them, and the white collar tend to fit the stereotype more than blue collar, but there are always exceptions in both.

Again, I'm sorry if I offended you personally. It is JMO and of course I can be wrong. But I still stand by my assertion on Trump.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 11:00 PM (ZBag7)

477 I miss that guy who was always posting this every day, so I'll go ahead and post it in his honor...

trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

I raise a bottle in your honor, forgotten Moron.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 18, 2018 11:24 PM (wSC8T)

478 Trump needs to shut down national parks in blue states if the budget doesn't pass. He can put a moose statue out front with a sign.

Posted by: Obama hates You! at January 18, 2018 11:26 PM (/6+o5)

479 Red state. Blue state. Meh. Solve the problem the easy way: Our states are the Red ones ... the 'crap states are the YELLOW ones. No more blue. Thank you Buddy Holly, Big Bopper, and Richie Valens ... and Duane Allman, too.

Posted by: Dr_No at January 18, 2018 11:40 PM (imDUY)

480 (462) I got a memo from HR a looong time ago and whatever fresh hell it was about was "mandatory but optional".
Looking back, it was probably a probe.
Now I work at the Invisible Ink factory. Don't bother looking for it.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 19, 2018 12:47 AM (RuIsu)

481
Only thing I'd say is this very well could be a mid-term where the
retards show up. They're fired up and super pissed about Trump.

--

That's my main concern...the Dems have been driving turnout in the recent special elections, while the Pubs have been staying home in droves. Not counting the Moore debacle, which was an embarrassing own-goal, most of these Dem wins have been coming in Trump districts.

But I think time is on the GOP's side. After the tax cut victory, the Congressional leadership (for the most part) and Trump seem to be on the same page. If the economy is still humming, and the Dems are still shrieking about doomsday, the GOP should hold the House and pick up a few more Senate seats.

Posted with the usual caveat, there's a long time until November.

Posted by: Fortunato at January 19, 2018 12:50 AM (yX+tl)

482 If this memo blows up into normieland/low info land and people realise muh Russia is a Clinton/Obama coup then the Dems will lose bigly.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at January 19, 2018 01:42 AM (jxw6R)

Luke Rozniak: Pakistani IT Aides Made Unauthorized Access Into Congressional Servers in 2016, Accessing Information from Other Congressmen, and Covering Their Tracks

Nothing to see here.

House investigators concluded that Democratic IT aides made unauthorized access to congressional servers in 2016, allegedly accessing the data of members for whom they did not work, logging in as members of Congress themselves, and covering their tracks, according to a presentation summarizing the findings of a four-month internal probe.

Their behavior mirrored a "classic method for insiders to exfiltrate data from an organization," and they continued even after orders to stop, the briefing materials allege. There are indications that numerous members' data may have been secretly residing not on their designated servers, but instead aggregated onto one server, according to the briefing and other sources. Authorities said that the entire server was then physically stolen.

When acting on the findings, Democratic leadership appear to have misrepresented the issue to their own members as solely a matter of theft, a comparison of the investigators' findings with Democrats' recollections and a committee's public statement shows, leading 44 Democrats to not conduct protective measures typically taken after a breach -- including informing constituents whose personal information may have been exposed.

The presentation, written by the House's Office of the Inspector General, reported under the bold heading "UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS" that "5 shared employee system administrators have collectively logged into 15 member offices and the Democratic Caucus although they were not employed by the offices they accessed."

It found indications that a House "server is being used for nefarious purposes and elevated the risk that individuals could be reading and/or removing information" and "could be used to store documents taken from other offices." The server was that of the House Democratic Caucus, a sister group of the DNC that was run at the time by then-Rep. Xavier Becerra.

Read the whole thing.

Posted by: Ace at 07:47 PM




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1 this and the FISA stuff . . . is tomorrow going to be an epic news day?

Posted by: Bored383 at January 18, 2018 07:45 PM (70HTk)

2
Read the whole thing.


Ahhrrrrg.


Can someone please be a dear and do this for me?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 07:46 PM (Be/0p)

3 Purge! Purge them all!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:46 PM (fA1SL)

4 But . . . Trump has heart disease!!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2018 07:46 PM (jK8Z7)

5 No government shutdown. GOP has concessions (whatever) to avoid.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2018 07:47 PM (iiixZ)

6 Can someone please be a dear and do this for me?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 07:46 PM (Be/0p)

Tick Tock

Posted by: Hannity at January 18, 2018 07:47 PM (XTXXB)

7
Is Debbie Wasserman-Test available for lying?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:47 PM (mbhDw)

8 The Democrat Party is a criminal organization masquerading as a political party. Stolen from Michael Walsh at PJM, but true nonetheless and bears repeating. From the fucking rooftops.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 07:47 PM (53wvk)

9 Oh Boy! Is this great!!!

Posted by: Flounder at January 18, 2018 07:47 PM (QLvwG)

10 wait - Becerra? the cali AG who is standing up basically as a secessionist?!

this is all shaping up to be interesting

Posted by: Bored383 at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (70HTk)

11 8 From the fucking rooftops.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 07:47 PM (53wvk)


"We leady to lorr!!"

- - Looftop Koleans

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (mbhDw)

12 Nothing to see here.
---
I'm already moving along.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (vDqXW)

13 1 this and the FISA stuff . . . is tomorrow going to be an epic news day?
Posted by: Bored383 at January 18, 2018 07:45 PM (70HTk)

Mueller makes a move to indict on money laundering to counter?

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (ANIFC)

14 This isn't new news But since the first time has been forgotten being re-introduced is a good thing.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (VzbI8)

15 They all thought they would get away with this shit when Hillary was elected.

Whoops!

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (T71PA)

16 Explains L'il Debbie's threatening the DC Chief. She be scared of what's on that laptop.

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (XTXXB)

17 Fundamentally transformed...

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 07:49 PM (q177U)

18 Can someone please be a dear and do this for me?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 07:46 PM (Be/0p)
---
Done.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 07:49 PM (vDqXW)

19 Fish gotta swim

Dems gotta lie

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 07:49 PM (Df74d)

20 But isn't this really the larger story about poor, undocumented workers? They didn't break in--they were brought here by love!!!!







Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:49 PM (7UW64)

21 NO INTENT!!!!

Posted by: James Nutbar Comey at January 18, 2018 07:49 PM (hMwEB)

22 When your only tool is a hammer every problem looks like a server.

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 07:49 PM (q177U)

23 Rotherham

Tells you everything you need to know about the Pakistanies,

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 07:49 PM (7JbXq)

24 "We leady to lorr!!"

- - Looftop Koleans
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (mbhDw)


This country needs more of these guys.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (T71PA)

25 Good thing there was no intent in any of this blatant mishandling of sensitive Congressional material (and the teensy bit of National Security information that just happened to be present) on the Democrat/Socialist/Marxist/Muslim "network"!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (gwPgz)

26 Ehh...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (F5+ro)

27 *Server falls out of pants*


That's not mine! I never seen that before. I dindu nuttin!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (QLvwG)

28
What a shithole

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (lKyWE)

29 sockoff

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (hMwEB)

30 ..what are we really alleging here other than the D's are dummies and they got #hacked?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (F5+ro)

31 The Democrat Party is a criminal organization of the US masquerading as a political party.

True, but also evil, an enemy of Western Civilization ,routine violators of women & gays, slave holders of blacks, and colonial big brother to the uneducated brown people South of the America border.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (hyuyC)

32 I'm already moving along.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (vDqXW)

KEEP 'ER MOVIN'!!!

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 18, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64)

33 23 Rotherham

Tells you everything you need to know about the Pakistanies,
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 07:49 PM (7JbXq)


I'd say the Brits but England is now essentially West Pakistan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:51 PM (mbhDw)

34 Somewhere in the desert there are four stakes and a few scorpions for Xavier Becerra

Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2018 07:51 PM (rzlnk)

35 I read the whole thing and all I can tell you is that this is how friends treat each other in Pakistan. It's like shaking hands to us. It's just a cultural thing.

Now ... why American Congresscritters are hiring Pakis to have their fingers all over the computers and databases ... that's a puzzler.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 07:51 PM (8gDQu)

36
When all you have is a hammer, everything you see looks like Sandy Burger's pee-stained undies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (mbhDw)

37 Democrats confused by the word "Server" - assumed it meant one of their Hispanic Slaves bringing them a drink.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (7zXVZ)

38 Anyone keeping score on the number of felonies involved here?
Hits
Runs
Errors.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (z8U5v)

39 Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

Posted by: Paki IT guy at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (QLvwG)

40 34. As I said last thread. 'Mr. Becerra - please reach out to someone, anyone. Your family and friends are worried. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL)

41 Ah ha, shucks guys, y'all know nobody I mean nobody knows what anybody else is doing in all these complicated offices and technologies. Wull I'll even bet you that they didn't even know, and they were hired as experts. Anyway, I'd like to thank everyone for reviewing it for us and now that its settled and answered for, we can all get on with the people's business.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (BWuDY)

42 Explains L'il Debbie's threatening the DC Chief. She be scared of what's on that laptop.
Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (XTXXB)


The lice must be abandoning her rancid scalp as I type this, because they have standards

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (y7DUB)

43 34 Somewhere in the desert there are four stakes and a few scorpions for Xavier Becerra
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2018 07:51 PM (rzlnk)


Season 5 ending of "Breaking Bad" with the turtle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (mbhDw)

44 Now ... why American Congresscritters are hiring Pakis to have their fingers all over the computers and databases ... that's a puzzler.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 07:51 PM (8gDQu)


They are just doing the jobs that Americans won't do.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (7UW64)

45 I'm confused.

Title says Pakis. Story says Dems.


Mongo just pawn in game of blog....

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (+lOpA)

46 What's the big deal? The Pakistanis just stole all the nude pics of Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Posted by: wooga at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (gGlcw)

47 I knew I shoulda learned to fly a helicopter. AT least I'm still spry enough to toss.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (5wCUq)

48 Why would the authorities take pictures of the serial numbers of the servers at Newsweek?

Posted by: golfman - sans apostrophes and quotes until the next update at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (C58O4)

49 Democrat Party. Where the mafia migrated after Giuliani shut them down.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (VzbI8)

50
Anthony Shore, the Tourniquet Killer was executed in Huntsville an hour ago.

Summary of his crimes:

On 09/26/1986, in Harris County, Texas, Shore kidnapped a fifteen year old white female and strangled her to death with a cord. Shored then dumped the victim's body behind a Ninfa's Restaurant.

On 04/16/1992 in Harris County, Texas, Shore kidnapped a twenty-one year old Hispanic female, sexually assaulted her and strangled her to death with a cord. Shore then dumped the victim's body behind a Dairy Queen Restaurant.

On 10/19/1993, Shore entered the home of a fourteen year old female, bound and sexually assaulted her, and strangled her to death. Shore then fled the scene on foot.

On 08/07/1994, Shore kidnapped and sexually assaulted a nine year old female causing her death. Shore then dumped the victim's body behind an abandoned commercial building.

On 07/06/1995, Shore kidnapped a sixteen year old Hispanic female and sexually assaulted her causing her death. Shore then dumped the victim's body in a field.

So it wasn't for stealing a loaf of bread for his starving family.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (6ncKs)

51 37 Democrats confused by the word "Server" - assumed it meant one of their Hispanic Slaves bringing them a drink.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 07:52 PM (7zXVZ)


Server, like at Arnold's Drive-In?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

52 So many scandals intersect. And yes, the four page memo is going to be a big, big fucking deal...

Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (q+HNC)

53 Doing the jobs Americans don't want to do.

Posted by: Poki-IT at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)

54 When acting on the findings, Democratic leadership appear to have misrepresented the issue to their own members as solely a matter of theft
---
Wha??!!

Democrats...screwing something up...and misleading people....

Wha??

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (vDqXW)

55 wait - Becerra? the cali AG who is standing up basically as a secessionist?!

Posted by: Bored383 at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (70HTk)


And threatening California businesses that do anything to help/comply with the feds in fighting off the illegal invasion ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)

56 So the Iwan brothers?

I didn't read the whole thing.

This falls in the "No shit Sherlock" category.

No brainer.

Talk about bending over. We all did under Obama.




Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (wmcC8)

57 Becerra.

Becerra.

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (BLjCA)

58 Trump said Pussy.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (XTXXB)

59 Pike is an under used word. As I would like to see a lot of heads on.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (GlN/V)

60 47. With advances in AI and UAV, helicopter rides and REMOVE KEBAB will be fully automated.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (fA1SL)

61 ...The server was that of the House Democratic Caucus, a sister group of
the DNC that was run at the time by then-Rep. Xavier Becerra.



Is this the same Becerra that is CA AG????? The frucking seditionist?

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (53wvk)

62 So many scandals intersect. And yes, the four page memo is going to be a big, big fucking deal...
Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (q+HNC)


Okay. Good.
If not, ass kicking will commence.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (wmcC8)

63 50 awful
may he rot in hell

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (hMwEB)

64 What goods does the Awan family have on DWS? My guess is a compromising photo of her taking a trip to a Karachi goat pen.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (XKZwp)

65 49 Democrat Party. Where the mafia migrated after Giuliani shut them down.
Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (VzbI


"Hey! After all we are not Communists!"

- - Don Emilio Barzzini

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (mbhDw)

66 ''Explains L'il Debbie's threatening the DC Chief. She be scared of what's on that laptop. ''

Where's she been lately. I don't think we've heard a peep out of her in a long time.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (jm1YL)

67 What did Debbie know, and when did she know it?

Posted by: Gref at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (AMIL/)

68 But the NSA was using Russian Kapersky anti virus software to secure the government databases, so we're all good.

Pakistani IT people would never be able to get around THAT!

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (vfC/C)

69 So it wasn't for stealing a loaf of bread for his starving family.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 07:53 PM (6ncKs)

Definitely needed killin', as we say.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (QLvwG)

70 Anthony Shore, the Tourniquet Killer was executed in Huntsville an hour ago.
**********************

Cue theme song to "the price is right".

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 07:56 PM (VzbI8)

71 Newsweek article.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/nypd-raided-newsweek-offices-took-photos-of-servers

Posted by: golfman - sans apostrophes and quotes until the next update at January 18, 2018 07:56 PM (C58O4)

72 Debbie Wazzername Schlitz called to ask why everyone is so bothered by a little ISI spying. Its not like they took anything important, anyway. And, besides, she is Democrat and exempt from prosecution.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Dream of Democrats In Jail at January 18, 2018 07:57 PM (ZT/+/)

73 Don't want to see those photos of Schultz.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 07:57 PM (VzbI8)

74 Are CNN and MSLSD still talking about Shitholegate?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 07:57 PM (dUJdY)

75 59 Pike is an under used word. As I would like to see a lot of heads on.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (GlN/V)

BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP

Posted by: Captain Christopher Pike at January 18, 2018 07:57 PM (ANIFC)

76 Shitholes!!!


SHIT HOOOOOOOLES!!!!

Posted by: tihs is CNN at January 18, 2018 07:57 PM (BLjCA)

77 71. The weird thing is it was NYPD. I can't figure out or guess why that dept and not the NY state police or the feds.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)

78 Are the servers at Newsweek run by Pakistani's?

Are there photos? Or snapshots?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2018 07:58 PM (iiixZ)

79 They took the server! The whole fucking server!

Posted by: Senator Blutarski at January 18, 2018 07:58 PM (QLvwG)

80 Is this the same Becerra that is CA AG????? The frucking seditionist?
Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 07:54 PM (53wvk)


The thing is, this guy will suffer no consequences for his actions in this shithole state. Hell, he'll be re-elected unopposed.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 18, 2018 07:58 PM (T71PA)

81 run at the time by then-Rep. Xavier Becerra.--------------

that guy sure gets around Isn't he the AG in california?

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 07:58 PM (t2Uf9)

82 77 71. The weird thing is it was NYPD. I can't figure out or guess why that dept and not the NY state police or the feds.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)


The brass on the NYPD is controlled by DeBolshevik. The rank and file hate his commie guts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

83 Are CNN and MSLSD still talking about Shitholegate?
Posted by: Jewells45

That's last week. Now they're all psychic-cardiologists.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (5wCUq)

84 well we knoooooow Rep. Xavier Becerra. Would never do anything illegal.

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (t2Uf9)

85 71 Newsweek article.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/nypd-raided-newsweek-offices-took-photos-of-servers
Posted by: golfman - sans apostrophes and quotes until the next update at January 18, 2018 07:56 PM (C58O4)

NYPD says it wasn't them, Newsweak could be making shit up for clicks.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

86 They also tampered with members computers basically turning them into terminals and piping all data to their own server.

It's baffling that immigrants/foreigners naturalized or not can get any security clearance or federal position.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Eu5eZ)

87 I got thizzzzzzzzzzz...

Posted by: Newly Woke Jeff Sessions at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (0ogQG)

88 "We leady to lorr!!"

- - Looftop Koleans Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:48 PM (mbhDw)

FYI, Koreans have both L and R in their language and use them often.

Posted by: pookysgirl watches too many Korean dramas at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (XKZwp)

89 we know Rep. Xavier Becerra, only has Americas interests at heart.

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (t2Uf9)

90 It's baffling that immigrants/foreigners naturalized or not can get any security clearance or federal position.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Eu5eZ)

srsly

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:00 PM (t2Uf9)

91 They thought they'd get away with all of it. Hillary was a shoo-in.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 08:00 PM (4ErVI)

92 Read the whole thing.

Is that going to increase my blood pressure? Then no.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

93 Always thought Debbie had crazy eyes. Crazy hair. Crazy everything. Basically, crazy. Crazy enough to hire untrustworthy people. Just like those who hired her.

Brazille's DNC story pretty much lays it out.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 08:00 PM (wmcC8)

94 'Explains L'il Debbie's threatening the DC Chief. She be scared of what's on that laptop. ''

Where's she been lately. I don't think we've heard a peep out of her in a long time.
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 07:55 PM (jm1YL)


Maybe she's having those snaggled choppers done. First the dental clinics have to draw straws and the losers have to bring in the hazmat teams and blasting caps.

Could take a while.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 08:00 PM (y7DUB)

95 So tomorrow the news will be 24 hours of Republicans starving puppies through the government shutdown.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 18, 2018 08:00 PM (tMFgx)

96 Release the memo and watch the rats run away like the cowards they are. Your mind is about to blown, and your eyes open, to both the power of the federal govt, and the vengefulness of an Obama administration hellbent on destroying Trump.

Dan Bongino January 19, 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 08:00 PM (y3aQB)

97 Democrats. What secrets won't they sell ?

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 08:00 PM (XTXXB)

98 Xavier Becerra.

That's, like, double Basque right there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 08:01 PM (6FqZa)

99 Bitch on TuCa buying in to cheap labor lobby

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:01 PM (Df74d)

100 How is CNN going to get to the bottom of Trump's guilt in this? Their fearless investigators will surely find his fingerprints all over it.

And he said "shithole".

Posted by: George LeS at January 18, 2018 08:02 PM (+TcCF)

101 I thought Yugoslavia fire was the result of the Commies from the USSR going scorched earth as they retreated in 1989-1991?

I know the commits here want scorched earth. Commits always go scorched earth when caught.

See California in open rebellion today.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:02 PM (g4lFK)

102 NYPD says it wasn't them, Newsweak could be making shit up for clicks.
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

This probably makes the most sense.

Posted by: golfman - sans apostrophes and quotes until the next update at January 18, 2018 08:02 PM (C58O4)

103 Did they take an IT correspondence course from the Pakistani Security Service? And PSS logged into the server to evaluate and grade their performance?

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 18, 2018 08:02 PM (e1mEI)

104 Democrats, selling out America since the beginning.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2018 08:02 PM (zLDYs)

105 89 we know Rep. Xavier Becerra, only has Americas interests at heart.
Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (t2Uf9)

Central America, South America...

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 18, 2018 08:02 PM (tMFgx)

106 88 FYI, Koreans have both L and R in their language and use them often.
Posted by: pookysgirl watches too many Korean dramas at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (XKZwp)

Where's the fun in not being able to have a racialist goof on Asiatics?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (mbhDw)

107 Democrats. What secrets won't they sell ?
Posted by: jsg

The secret about what they were doing on Epstein's island.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (5wCUq)

108 It's baffling that immigrants/foreigners naturalized or not can get any security clearance or federal position.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Eu5eZ)

_________

Did you hear about the Chinese former CIA agent who just got busted for spying? Several of our agents were compromised and killed because of him.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (vfC/C)

109 Mccain is involved too!

John McCain Associate Connected To Steele Dossier Begs Judge To Seal Deposition For Personal Safety Reasons

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (y3aQB)

110 See this is why I have even more loathing for GOPe. For decades you cucked and cucked and bent over backwards to appease these people and this is what we get. We get massive corruption because these people thought no one was ever going to stand up to them again.

Of course, GOPe is quite dirty and shares many traits with the weasels on the Left. I hope they all burn in cleansing fires.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (4ErVI)

111 98 Xavier Becerra.

That's, like, double Basque right there.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 08:01 PM (6FqZa)


Less Becerra.

More Cugat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (mbhDw)

112 "Missing" is just starting on Retroplex.

I have never seen it, heard about it.

BUT, the first scene has the primary characters (I'm assuming) watching the chillin' pay soccer in the dirt, establishing that they are in...

....a shithole country.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (8iiMU)

113 And all of this is connected to Clinton Crime Inc Franchise.

Posted by: 13times at January 18, 2018 08:04 PM (WHVu+)

114 If I had been working there and knew these guys were doing that, I would've put a honeypot where I know they would access it and remotely blown all their godforsaken systems away.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 18, 2018 08:04 PM (mUKri)

115 Little Feat!

No better band to listen to while reading of malfeasance in government. Debbie was so sure of her own sorld view that she paid a foreign intelligence service employee to steal Democrat servers. And then tried to prevent a counter intelligence investigation of the damage.

It does not much more fucked up than that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Dream of Democrats In Jail at January 18, 2018 08:04 PM (ZT/+/)

116 The Feebies were monitoring the server, like with a cloth or something, when the whole server was heisted and replaced with a dummy.

Top. Men.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2018 08:04 PM (0ogQG)

117 Wow, she's checking off every immigration cliche in the book

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:04 PM (Df74d)

118 I just had this flash of barky sitting in ValJar's lap, in a rocking chair, thumb in mouth and whimpering legacy, legacy .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2018 08:04 PM (GlN/V)

119 wanna rag on Koreans can always make fun of them always getting drunk

they're the Irish of Southeast Asia

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:05 PM (hMwEB)

120 FYI, Koreans have both L and R in their language and use them often.
Posted by: pookysgirl watches too many Korean dramas at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (XKZwp)

I thought they had something like 27 vowels and 10 consonants.
One consonant with a sound half way between L and R which makes an ear used to hearing both think they get it backwords.

Also, a consonant half way between G and K. Hence multiple transliterations of 'Kook'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 08:05 PM (Eu5eZ)

121 If you are going to farm out your IT services to Poopystan you should expect a shitstorm.

Posted by: Poki-IT at January 18, 2018 08:05 PM (UdKB7)

122 It's baffling that immigrants/foreigners naturalized or not can get any security clearance or federal position.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Eu5eZ)



I think yelling "Racist" is what helps. Either people being afraid of being called that, or white guilt. It sounds stupid, but that is what has happened in this country. When being white means you are automatically racist, and calling for white genocide is okay, you pretty much have a chip to play all the time against whitey. And remember "Diversity is our Strength" is what people believe. Total B.S., but has been bought hook, line and sinker.

Again, left gets A in messaging. Republicans get an F.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 08:05 PM (wmcC8)

123 John McCain Associate Connected To Steele Dossier Begs Judge To Seal Deposition For Personal Safety Reasons
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (y3aQB)


One final career planecrash on his way to Hell.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (y7DUB)

124 And he said "shithole".

Posted by: George LeS at January 18, 2018 08:02 PM (+TcCF)


Pussy and now shithole.

Let me know if he ever gets up to the elbow.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (7UW64)

125 Information which was used by Iran to obtain the "deal"

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (CGRxB)

126 we know Rep. Xavier Becerra, only has Americas interests at heart.

Hey Cuba is part of the Americas.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (7zXVZ)

127 What secrets won't they sell ? "

Hmmm. Let's look at the previous admin...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (7LY+6)

128 97 Democrats. What secrets won't they sell ?
Posted by: jsg

Obama's birth certificate, college records, nationality, anal polyps, drug use, golf scores and handicap, ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (hyuyC)

129 109 Mccain is involved too!

John McCain Associate Connected To Steele Dossier Begs Judge To Seal Deposition For Personal Safety Reasons
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (y3aQB)

He has orphanages in 3rd world shitholes as well.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (g4lFK)

130 119 wanna rag on Koreans can always make fun of them always getting drunk

they're the Irish of Southeast Asia



Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:05 PM (hMwEB)


Around here, the saying is "driving while Korean."

It isn't very flattering, but it usually involves shaking one's head.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

131 My Korean boss of yore told me he basically went home and drank vodka til he passed out every night.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (+lOpA)

132
a sister group of the DNC that was run at the time by then-Rep. Xavier Becerra.



I saw that son of a bitch on Bloomberg TV saying he'll do whatever it takes to protect the illegals. Throw his ass out too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

133 Korea's kinda northeast Asia though. It gets chilly there this time of year. So I've heard.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (6FqZa)

134 Dems are so afraid that the Russians could blackmail Trump with cartoon drawings they drew themselves, but they'll hire foreigners and let them work long hours, and buy any shit they tell them--like a server is full of kids' homework and Awan family photos while they grab up any scrap of classified information they can and STEAL THE FUCKING SERVER on the way out!!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (vDqXW)

135 101. No.....a little more involved than that. Croatia got secession fever - it happens - and Croats and Serbs had bad blood within living memory. And who recognised Croatia first? The newly reunited Germany. Things went downhill from there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

136 Steal the server. Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:08 PM (vDqXW)

137 128
Obama's birth certificate, college records, nationality, anal polyps, drug use, golf scores and handicap, ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (hyuyC)


I'd like to visit the mirror universe where the media was obsessing about those things 24/7.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

138 It sounds stupid, but that is what has happened in this country"

The West. The Camp of the Saints is a pretty good warning...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:08 PM (7LY+6)

139 I want the open and sloppy war profiteering to end. For fucks sake.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:08 PM (g4lFK)

140 131 My Korean boss of yore told me he basically went home and drank vodka til he passed out every night.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (+lOpA)

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2018 08:08 PM (F5+ro)

141 The Feebies were monitoring the server, like with a
cloth or something, when the whole server was heisted and replaced with a
dummy.

Top. Men.


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2018 08:04 PM (0ogQG)

They were server monitors, not server guards.Like, 'Hey, your server was just heisted.'

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 08:08 PM (QLvwG)

142 It's baffling that immigrants/foreigners naturalized or not can get any security clearance or federal position.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Eu5eZ)


Come on, that's a pretty racist attitude, after all what could possibly motivate a Pakistani beneficiary of Uncle Sugar's largesse to have any intent to harm his new beloved country?

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 18, 2018 08:08 PM (gwPgz)

143 Obama's birth certificate, college records, nationality, anal polyps, drug use, golf scores and handicap, ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (hyuyC)

. . . buggery

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:09 PM (Df74d)

144 OMG NOOOOOoooooooo!

CNN@CNN
If Congress fails to avert a government shutdown by its Friday deadline, the popular panda cameras at the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington will be turned off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)

145 So this week's Friday news dump is shaping up to be quite the day eh ?

Posted by: E.T. at January 18, 2018 08:09 PM (P1GJy)

146 The secret about what they were doing on Epstein's island.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (5wCUq)



Playing hooky from Mr. Kotter. Or was it playing with hooker?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 08:10 PM (SiINZ)

147 Can we have more viola jokes? Kinda slow on the news front this evening.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 08:10 PM (JyFLk)

148
The "Clean Hands" anti-corruption investigation in Italy in the 1990's just about wiped out all the political parties of the day. Maybe we need a bloodletting like that. Trump, the outsider, could just glide along untouched.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 08:10 PM (+XfDQ)

149 Ii seem to recall reports about McCain's people shuttling in and out of the Ukrainian embassy just prior to McCain handing the Clinton-Steele dossier to the FBI.

Posted by: 13times at January 18, 2018 08:11 PM (WHVu+)

150 I can't read the whole thing Ace I'll have a stroke. I'm going to my safe space where the tequila is.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 08:11 PM (4CCz5)

151 There are a lot of smart people here. Let's play this out....

What happens when all this hits the fan?

Awans go to jail? Awans rat?

Strsok goes to jail? Strzok rats?

Continue up the ladder...

Does Comeyr go to jail? ValJar? Hillary?

At what point does the left revolt?

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 18, 2018 08:11 PM (48QDY)

152 133 Korea's kinda northeast Asia though. It gets chilly there this time of year. So I've heard.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (6FqZa)

damnit! you're right!

the Irish of the Orient then

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:11 PM (hMwEB)

153 148. Yeah. I voted straight 'burn it down' once TGE got the nomination. Others should do the same.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

154 Steyn up next on TuCa

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:11 PM (Df74d)

155 Again, left gets A in messaging. Republicans get an F.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 08:05 PM (wmcC


To be fair, the Republicans get an A in stupid!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 18, 2018 08:12 PM (gwPgz)

156 'the popular panda cameras at the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington will be turned off.'

There will be pandamonium!

Posted by: Poki-IT at January 18, 2018 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

157 Obama's birth certificate, college records, nationality, anal polyps, drug use, golf scores and handicap, ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:06 PM (hyuyC)



. . . buggery

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:09 PM (Df74d)

Man's Country membership, head scar, trip to Pockeestan . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 08:12 PM (QLvwG)

158 Can we have more viola jokes? "

You casing the joint?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:12 PM (7LY+6)

159 144 OMG NOOOOOoooooooo!

CNN@CNN
If Congress fails to avert a government shutdown by its Friday deadline, the popular panda cameras at the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington will be turned off.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help!

You don't even want to know what will happen to the penguins.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (ANIFC)

160 If Congress fails to avert a government shutdown by its Friday deadline, the popular panda cameras at the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington will be turned off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 18, 2018 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)

Finally some privacy!

Posted by: Pandas at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (hMwEB)

161 Can be just declare the democratic party incompetent and have it disbanded?

Posted by: Simplemind at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (ZuGkg)

162 Where's the fun in not being able to have a racialist goof on Asiatics?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:03 PM (mbhDw)

Sorry, didn't mean to be a buzzkill. I've been to Japan and Korea, but not China (yet!). It was pretty funny when the only way I could get a Japanese server to understand what I was ordering was to say "rarge drink, prease."

Posted by: pookysgirl watches too many Korean dramas at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (XKZwp)

163 I'm already knee deep into a bottle of Makers Mark ... it helps belive me

Posted by: E.T. at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (P1GJy)

164 We not be.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (ZuGkg)

165 No.....a little more involved than that. Croatia got secession fever - it happens - and Croats and Serbs had bad blood within living memory. And who recognised Croatia first? The newly reunited Germany. Things went downhill from there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

Interesting. The Anglosphere had Unified Germany's back, yes? Russia the other?

Im I close?

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (g4lFK)

166
At what point does the left revolt?"

They're pretty revolting as they are...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (7LY+6)

167 Schultz and the spys: He said I'll be your mule
She said I'll be your donkey.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 08:13 PM (VzbI8)

168 Panda panda bo banda

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (hMwEB)

169 What's the worst the hacked info could contain, national security wise?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (/qEW2)

170 the Irish of the Orient then
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:11 PM (hMwEB)

The Irish of Hawaii too - they run all the local bars.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (Eu5eZ)

171 This FISA thing sounds like a big fuckin' deal!

-Joe Biden

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (4ErVI)

172 Can we have more viola jokes? Kinda slow on the news front this evening.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Ask the Ayatollah of Rock-N-Rolla, when he's done with his pizzaiola.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (5wCUq)

173 Steyn up next on TuCa
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:11 PM (Df74d)


Damn, I would watch that. Only time I wish I had cable. Can it be watched on-line, do you know?

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (wmcC8)

174 http://bit.ly/2DjEm29

Tonight Rep. Gaetz added that Rod Rosenstein and Bruce Ohr, the demoted agent at the Department of Justice, will be immediately fired after the memo is released.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (y3aQB)

175 Gee..... who would have thought that outsourcing your IT security, to Foreigners, would be a BAD Idea????

/spit

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (NgKpN)

176 I want to know what the Awans were doing with all this information they collected. They had to be doing something with it, or why bother? Who did they give it/sell it to?

And Becerra knew there were problems but didn't tell the other Members who employed these guys? Terrific. Roll him up too.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (kNasr)

177 Just trying to figure out Soros endgame with this.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (g4lFK)

178 >>>Can we have more viola jokes?

What is the difference between a viola and a bear asshole?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (QPI2/)

179 Anthony Shore, the Tourniquet Killer was executed in Huntsville an hour ago.

And the Democrats weep for their fallen hero.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

180 So basically every single thing that we've suspected from the Awans, FISA warrants to spy on Trump, DNC collusion, and probably the murder of Seth Rich, is all true.

Is that what's happening?

Posted by: shibumi at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (aT+Bx)

181 It was pretty funny when the only way I could get a Japanese server to understand what I was ordering was to say "rarge drink, prease."

hah

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 08:15 PM (+lOpA)

182 152. Yep. Hard drinkers, them Hankook. Good folks all around in my experience. I still tease my Korean friends though when they talk about their history of hardship - 'You left the protection of your elder brother (China) and fell into such disarray that the freaking Japanese could take you over. Maybe YOU are the problem.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

183 Pakistani RUSSIANS!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

184 166 Anon a mouse

Faster typer than me. My exact comment. Well done, good sir.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:15 PM (hyuyC)

185
There will be pandamonium!

Posted by: Poki-IT at January 18, 2018 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

....and I didn't see THAT coming? geeeees.....Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 08:15 PM (4CCz5)

186 In a separate report on Thursday, the Labor Department said initial claims for state unemployment benefits dropped 41,000 to a seasonally adjusted 220,000 for the week ended Jan. 13, the lowest level since February 1973.




And the MFM is says this is all thanks to Barry as well. It wasn't Barry's economy from 2009 to 2016 but NOW it's Barry's economy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (SiINZ)

187
Frank Viola. Great with the Twins, sucked when traded to the Mets.

Story of my life as a Mets fan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

188 178
Well, I'm not putting you in charge of the orchestra.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (fA1SL)

189 brb - going to check in with the autists at /pol/

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (QLvwG)

190
Can we have more viola jokes?

Q: What's a minor second?
A: Two violas playing in unison.

A violist comes home after a concert to find fire engines extinguishing the ashes of his burning house. He asks his weeping wife what happened. "The conductor said he was so angry at your playing he came to burn the place down." "Wow!" the violist gasps. "The conductor came to MY house!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (+XfDQ)

191 California is gone. Best to call up troops to occupy and strip them of statehood as a probationary period to set a firm example with PDT's pimp hand.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (g4lFK)

192 Violas, the mopeds of the stringed instruments

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (ANIFC)

193 They knew what the pakis would do, they wanted the info stolen .... like the jef admin wanted that drone to be hacked and landed in Iran ... they wanted it to happen ... its all cover for them

Posted by: E.T. at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (P1GJy)

194 The Ds will need the government to shut down!

Posted by: fu52 at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (tezsv)

195 192 Violas, the mopeds of the stringed instruments
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (ANIFC)


And then there's the viola de gamba.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

196 What's the worst the hacked info could contain, national security wise?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (/qEW2)

hillary was sos, just that alone , maids, assistants weiner.. forign it .

crazy

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (t2Uf9)

197 What do you call a regular bloke on stage with four musicians.

The drummer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (hyuyC)

198 So... I saw a photo taken in Normandy on D-Day, remembered that the casualty numbers were much smaller than I'd expected. And got to wondering...

Just US deaths on D-Day: 2499

Just US deaths on 9/11: 2605

And this, friends, is why I hate the left and Islam.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (fVubI)

199


And the MFM is says this is all thanks to Barry as well. It wasn't
Barry's economy from 2009 to 2016 but NOW it's Barry's economy


Funny how it wasn't Reagan's economy through the Clinton years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

200 The Awans selling the information or leveraging it for better than money.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 08:18 PM (VzbI8)

201 185
There will be pandamonium!

Posted by: Poki-IT at January 18, 2018 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

....and I didn't see THAT coming? geeeees.....Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 08:15 PM (4CCz5)

Well... and we are already in flu season...

so a Pandemic?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2018 08:18 PM (NgKpN)

202 Is this another reason President Trump cut aid to Pakistan?

Their spies that infiltrated the Democrat Congress?

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2018 08:18 PM (4dz1m)

203 How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Give him a nice tip for the pizza.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (ANIFC)

204 Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?


A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (hyuyC)

205 The Awans selling the information or leveraging it for better than money.

I'm concerned about their ties to Hamas and the Pakistani ISI.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (fVubI)

206 i think of seal team 6 ,, benghazi the ambassador..

everyone had access to the dnc chat and mail

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (t2Uf9)

207 glass of red here

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (C6eZV)

208 Damn, I would watch that. Only time I wish I had cable. Can it be watched on-line, do you know?
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (wmcC

--FNC website or steynonline.com

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (Df74d)

209 Somebody had to say it.

Posted by: Poki-IT at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

210 So basically every single thing that we've suspected from the Awans,
FISA warrants to spy on Trump, DNC collusion, and probably the murder of
Seth Rich, is all true.

Is that what's happening?


Yeah, pretty much.


The camera showed that there were two hitters involved in the Seth Rich shooting - so yeah, actual - no shit - criminal conspiracy.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (7zXVZ)

211 198 So... I saw a photo taken in Normandy on D-Day, remembered that the casualty numbers were much smaller than I'd expected. And got to wondering...

Just US deaths on D-Day: 2499

Just US deaths on 9/11: 2605

And this, friends, is why I hate the left and Islam.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (fVubI)


I think our casualties on D-Day were much higher than that. I thought we lost closer to 5,000 killed that day if not more.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

212 Is that what's happening?
Posted by: shibumi at January 18, 2018 08:14 PM (aT+Bx)
---
And just think how much of this is the corruption--or flat-out incompetence--of the Dems.

But then again, we could have gotten the Awans, by Debbie Wasserman Syndrome having been compromised previously.

Dems are such dumbfucks.

There's a reason why Dems are only good at lying, they have to cover the fact that they're only good at lying.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (vDqXW)

213 Faster typer than me"

Si. And I'm on a phone...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (7LY+6)

214 Xavier Becerra is volunteering to be the test case for DHS on officials thwarting federal immigration law.

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/954140616568393728

Posted by: geoffb at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (zOpu5)

215 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (KCxzN)

216 Q: What do you call a musician with a college degree?

A: Night manager at McDonalds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (hyuyC)

217 Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (Df74d)


Thank you.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 08:20 PM (wmcC8)

218 203 How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Give him a nice tip for the pizza.
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (ANIFC)


Carton of fags for Bun E. Carlos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

219 193
They knew what the pakis would do, they wanted the info stolen .... like
the jef admin wanted that drone to be hacked and landed in Iran ...
they wanted it to happen ... its all cover for them

Posted by: E.T. at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (P1GJy)
Ya know. I believe this.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 08:20 PM (4CCz5)

220 Q: How do you make a cello sound beautiful?


A: Sell it and buy a violin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:20 PM (hyuyC)

221 What do you call a musician with a college degree?



Head of Security at Equifax

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 08:20 PM (wmcC8)

222 And then there's the viola de gamba.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:17 PM (mbhDw)




He was that Portuguese guy who discovered the sea route to India right?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 08:20 PM (SiINZ)

223 And the MFM is says this is all thanks to Barry as well. It wasn't Barry's economy from 2009 to 2016 but NOW it's Barry's economy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 08:16 PM (SiINZ)

Obama does deserve some credit for the current economy - after him there is nowhere to go but up.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 08:20 PM (Eu5eZ)

224 Difference between a bass guitarist and a large cheese pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:20 PM (fA1SL)

225 Clark County Sheriff Joe Lombardo will hold a news conference at 10 a.m. Friday to discuss the Oct. 1 mass shooting investigation. Follow LasVegasSun for updates.

Las Vegas Sun January 18, 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (y3aQB)

226 The camera showed that there were two hitters involved in the Seth Rich shooting - so yeah, actual - no shit - criminal conspiracy.
Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (7zXVZ)

There was video footage?

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (ANIFC)

227 i assume, the dnc corruptacrats believed the world was their oyster during the obama years, and acted accordingly, grabbing whatever assets 'other peolpes stuff' they could.. also countries asets. while letting the countries battle isis they helped create

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (t2Uf9)

228 Fools

They should know enough to keep their servers in a shithole.

Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (2cuLk)

229 Q: Why do orchestras tune all instruments to the "A" played by the oboe?

A. Because if one instrument sounds out of tune, then everyone else better be out of tune in the same way.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (42M22)

230 Release the memo and watch the rats run away like the cowards they are.
Your mind is about to blown, and your eyes open, to both the power of
the federal govt, and the vengefulness of an Obama administration
hellbent on destroying Trump.



Dan Bongino January 19, 2018


--

Wonder what he's hearing. Something is percolating. Something yuge.



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (mQ0Mc)

231 So basically every single thing that we've suspected from the Awans,
FISA warrants to spy on Trump, DNC collusion, and probably the murder of
Seth Rich, is all true.

Is that what's happening?

==

The Trump era is the time of truth

A dangerous time

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (hMwEB)

232 Q: What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

A: Homeless

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (5wCUq)

233
"Mstislav Rostropovich, baby,
got a cello, rosin up his bow..."

(sung to the tune of Skynyrd's "Mr. Saturday Night Special")

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

234 casualties on D-Day were much higher than that"

Casualties =/= fatalities

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:22 PM (7LY+6)

235
Gentleman: someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 08:22 PM (IkNfO)

236 Just US deaths on D-Day: 2499

Just US deaths on 9/11: 2605



When Bush picked up that megaphone is should have be to say - The B-52 and the B-1s have finished making their runs and as I speak our fighter bombers are finishing up.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 08:22 PM (VzbI8)

237 Thank you, music lovers.

And viola listeners.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 08:22 PM (JyFLk)

238 Remember the OPM hack under Obama? We outsourced IT work to a Chinese company and gave them the root password. I think Democrats get masochistic erotic pleasure every time a foreign hostile power hacks our government's servers. They facilitate it on purpose.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 08:22 PM (/qEW2)

239 With so much not to see, I am surprised I can still see anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 08:23 PM (sZJfc)

240 The older the get, the more I think about the quote at the top of this page

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 08:23 PM (XTXXB)

241 If they did not intend on stealing data then no crime was committed and no charges should be filed against any democrats

Posted by: DirectorComey at January 18, 2018 08:23 PM (hXnOe)

242 Q: What does the tympanist do while waiting two hours to play his one note at the end of the symphony?

A: Sleep.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:23 PM (42M22)

243 The camera showed that there were two hitters involved in the Seth Rich shooting - so yeah, actual - no shit - criminal conspiracy.
Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (7zXVZ)+

what?

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:23 PM (t2Uf9)

244 discovered the sea route to India right?"

Indiana.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:23 PM (7LY+6)

245 229 Q: Why do orchestras tune all instruments to the "A" played by the oboe?

A. Because if one instrument sounds out of tune, then everyone else better be out of tune in the same way.
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM (42M22)


Wasn't this a corollary to the JBL studio monitors? Supposedly, the speakers were so bad that if a producer could make a band's sessions sound good on them, then you knew you had a great record.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

246 I missed where the viola thing got started. The only violist I know is Mary Ramsey of 10,000 Maniacs. She's a nice lady.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

247 steve and our ports to the sauds..
we are a very serious country..

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:24 PM (t2Uf9)

248 Seth Rich is alive in witness protection.

Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 08:24 PM (g4lFK)

249 "orders to stop"

Orders to stop? ORDERS TO STOP??? WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:25 PM (vz7kZ)

250 wth.

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:25 PM (t2Uf9)

251 There was video footage?

Yep - not real good but it captured the shooting.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 08:25 PM (7zXVZ)

252 I wonder where Seth Rich fits in this?

Posted by: Bob at January 18, 2018 08:25 PM (XWfIj)

253 is this grrl power week at Supernatural?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:25 PM (hMwEB)

254 Q: How do you make a cello sound beautiful?


A: Sell it and buy a violin.

--Considering the full name of 'cello is violincello, that's confusing.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2018 08:25 PM (Df74d)

255 234 casualties on D-Day were much higher than that"

Casualties =/= fatalities
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:22 PM (7LY+6)


Fatalities. I thought we had 5,000+ KIA on D-Day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:26 PM (mbhDw)

256 Xavier Becerra is volunteering to be the test case for DHS on officials thwarting federal immigration law.

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/954140616568393728
Posted by: geoffb at January 18, 2018 08:19 PM (zOpu5)
---
Now, wouldn't that be a nightmare if the courts ruled that states had ample rights to impede federal immigration enforcement, but no right to cover the gap in immigration enforcement (ala AZ)!!

They'd be asking for "Mencken solution".

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:26 PM (vDqXW)

257 Q: What do you call a lesbian violin after a sex-change operation?

A: A viola.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:26 PM (42M22)

258 i have a question OT, is boric acid that can be used as a antibacterial (pink eye) different than the boric acid one would use for bugs .

different grades?

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:26 PM (t2Uf9)

259 *****246 I missed where the viola thing got started. The only violist I know is Mary Ramsey of 10,000 Maniacs. She's a nice lady.

Started late last thread. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 08:27 PM (JyFLk)

260 >>>Yep - not real good but it captured the shooting

Of course.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 08:27 PM (QPI2/)

261 If you want to ensure airtight cybersecurity, make sure all Democrats are in an airtight enclosure.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:27 PM (LV3VM)

262 Proof positive that the Democrat Party is not fit to govern.

First, they hire effing Pakistanis to maintain their servers. What could go wrong?

Second, even after they find out about said Pakis malfeasance, they order them to stop.

WITAF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:28 PM (vz7kZ)

263 Willow....do not spray bug spray in your eye.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 08:28 PM (+lOpA)

264 261 Circa (Insert Year Here)

Very interesting. A good start. Make sure you get some of their stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:28 PM (hyuyC)

265 Q: What did the 19th-century violin say to the saxophone in the orchestra's back row?

A: "Get the fuck out of here and start your own goddamn genre!"

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:29 PM (42M22)

266 Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

Q: What is the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
A: Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

267 So were the Rosenbergs unavailable to run the Democrats' servers?

I guess they were. Pity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:29 PM (vz7kZ)

268 >>>Yep - not real good but it captured the shooting


Did they roll Seth and rifle through his pockets to support the claim of a 'robbery gone bad'?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 08:29 PM (Eu5eZ)

269 Now, wouldn't that be a nightmare if the courts ruled that states had ample rights to impede federal immigration enforcement, but no right to cover the gap in immigration enforcement (ala AZ)!!

Congratulations on your appointment to the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 08:29 PM (LV3VM)

270 258 I think the antiseptic version is very dilute

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:29 PM (hMwEB)

271 eleven

Very pure and quite dilute boric acid is a known eyewash.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (hyuyC)

272 (sung to the tune of Skynyrd's "Mr. Saturday Night Special")
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

Curtis Loew would be better.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (48QDY)

273 D Day museum says 2499.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (7LY+6)

274 Proof positive that the Democrat Party is not fit to govern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:28 PM (vz7kZ)
---
I've been saying for half a year now: Liberals shouldn't run anything anywhere.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (vDqXW)

275 Sorry to go on topic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (vz7kZ)

276 Now, wouldn't that be a nightmare if the courts ruled that states had ample rights to impede federal immigration enforcement, but no right to cover the gap in immigration enforcement (ala AZ)!!

They'd be asking for "Mencken solution".

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:26 PM (vDqXW)
**************


On the other hand. If one state has the right to supersede the federal government then all states have that right.

Right?

Posted by: Kommander Kaos at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (VzbI8)

277 heh eleven. no , i know when i was a young lass my neighbor the scientist elementary teacher used boric acid powder, in a water solution to take care of his twin kids pink eye.

so are there different grades?

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (t2Uf9)

278
Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (YvLfh)

279 Did they roll Seth and rifle through his pockets to support the claim of a 'robbery gone bad'?

No - shot him and kept going.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 08:31 PM (7zXVZ)

280 So, knowing accomplices to espionage, before and after the fact ?

Wow.
Epic.

Half the congressional d's in prison offers a brief window to pass just about anything PDT wants !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 18, 2018 08:31 PM (oVWx5)

281 260. Why should you care? More than ten miles from you, and more than five days ago, this all happened.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:31 PM (fA1SL)

282 151,
"There are a lot of smart people here. Let's play this out....


What happens when all this hits the fan?"


We get to find out whose code of omerta is stronger, the Clintons or the Obamas.

Posted by: geoffb at January 18, 2018 08:31 PM (zOpu5)

283 votermom yes diluted in a small amt of boric acid. a half teaspoon or so to a boil pint of waterr?


i just don't know if there re different grades of boric acid.

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (t2Uf9)

284 My phone says the bar is closed but they leave the side door unlocked. bbiam

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (VzbI8)

285 So, Marriott is now China's bitch?

Add another corporation to the permanent boycott list.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (42M22)

286 1 this and the FISA stuff . . . is tomorrow going to be an epic news day?


Posted by: Bored383 at January 18, 2018 07:45 PM (70HTk)

I've been outta the loop for several days...what's happening tomorrow?

Type slowly...I have a headache.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (Enq6K)

287 So were the Rosenbergs unavailable to run the Democrats' servers?

I guess they were. Pity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They would have done an electrifying job.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (5wCUq)

288 277 heh eleven. no , i know when i was a young lass my neighbor the scientist elementary teacher used boric acid powder, in a water solution to take care of his twin kids pink eye.

so are there different grades?
Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (t2Uf9)


Boric acid is a very weak acid. Not to worry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (vz7kZ)

289 277 heh eleven. no , i know when i was a young lass my neighbor the scientist elementary teacher used boric acid powder, in a water solution to take care of his twin kids pink eye.

so are there different grades?
Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (t2Uf9)


In theory your pharmacist should be able to tell you how to prepare a boric acid solution. Unless he or she is just skilled in the science of placing pills from large containers into smaller ones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (mbhDw)

290 willow

Yes. See a pharmacist about that. They'll steer you straight.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (hyuyC)

291 279. That's how you know it was a robbery.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (fA1SL)

292 so are there different grades?

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (t2Uf9)

yes

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (hMwEB)

293 Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)

294 Proof positive that the Democrat Party is not fit to govern.



First, they hire effing Pakistanis to maintain their servers. What could go wrong?



Second, even after they find out about said Pakis malfeasance, they order them to stop.



WITAF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:28 PM (vz7kZ)

Gave orders to stop - like this? -
Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative
of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and
all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin
or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. - Ray Stantz

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (QLvwG)

295 Wow. Perry just dropped a bomb on TuCa saying he has credible info that there was terrorist involvement, coming from the south, in the Las Vegas shooting.

He is the only congressman staying on this. Why do we have congress people. Aargh. Only one of the whole lot still staying actively on this. He's a white male...patriarchy. See, there's the problem.



Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (wmcC8)

296 Jay, so any grade not special pharma?

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:33 PM (t2Uf9)

297 Willow - same chemical, different grade of purity.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 18, 2018 08:33 PM (oVWx5)

298 287 So were the Rosenbergs unavailable to run the Democrats' servers?

I guess they were. Pity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They would have done an electrifying job.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (5wCUq)


A shocking development if they'd been able to, but not a current event, although it has the potential for being one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:33 PM (vz7kZ)

299 ty sock.

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:34 PM (t2Uf9)

300 J.J. Sefton & willow

Pharmacists learn compounding in school. And still do more than I expected. A good independent pharmacist is where I would go.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:34 PM (hyuyC)

301 i just don't know if there re different grades of boric acid.
Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (t2Uf9)

there are different grades of everything.
roach powder is probably really loose on what is allowed for fillers / inert ingredients. iron filings, cobalt, whatever.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 08:35 PM (Eu5eZ)

302 Ohm my goodness. I see you're not neutral on the issue.

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 18, 2018 08:35 PM (BLjCA)

303 Fox News livestream on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoB_B7-gOJA

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 18, 2018 08:35 PM (398bZ)

304 Q. What do you call a bass player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

A. Homeless.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 08:35 PM (tRaq7)

305 Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:35 PM (vDqXW)

306 293 Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)


Oooh...that was a goodn.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 08:36 PM (+lOpA)

307 The dims are a crime organization pretending to be a political party. Seriously RICO is the right hammer for this nail.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 18, 2018 08:36 PM (0OmEj)

308 Ohm my goodness. I see you're not neutral on the issue.
Posted by: same as it ever was

Too amped up.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2018 08:37 PM (5wCUq)

309 296 Jay, so any grade not special pharma?
Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 08:33 PM (t2Uf9)


I don't know about that. Boric acid varies from the crap carried by acidified version brought in by 20 mule teams up to pharma grade, but boric acid in and of itself is not a problem. Boric acid with other crap in it, may be, depending on what other crap is in it.

I commented because people hear the word "acid" and freak, thinking of sulfuric or nitric acids. There are acids, and then there are acids. Soda water is a mixture of carbonic acid and hydrated carbon dioxide, for example.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:37 PM (vz7kZ)

310 willow you want medical grade boric acid
compounding pharmacist can help I think

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:37 PM (hMwEB)

311 If you want to get a good idea of what the Left is up to, look at the news stories embargoed and otherwise uninvestigated by the media. It paints quite a picture.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 08:37 PM (rv0Fo)

312 The Trump era is the time of truth



A dangerous time


Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:21 PM
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If you look at America overall, Trump was impossible. And improbably. There is no way he should be president. None.

Which gets me back to the thought I've had for a long time: the Hand of God is involved in this, and we, as good people, are not in danger.

Posted by: shibumi at January 18, 2018 08:38 PM (aT+Bx)

313 United Launch Alliance was planning to launch an Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite tonight, but it was scrubbed due to a valve problem in the booster. They plan to try again tomorrow night.

I'm not a rocket scientist, but if you're gonna launch a rocket, it's important to make sure all the valves are working. Better safe than sorry.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

314 Twitter shut down the account of the House Select Intelligence Committee, or some combination of words like that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (y7DUB)

315 Did you hear about the guitar player who locked his keys in his car?

It took him two hours to get the drummer out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (tRaq7)

316 Nood- blue wave at low ebb

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fA1SL)

317 I dated two different violists. One wasn't bad. The other was a raging lib. Never again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (Tnhbr)

318 On the other hand. If one state has the right to supersede the federal government then all states have that right.

Right?
Posted by: Kommander Kaos at January 18, 2018 08:30 PM (VzbI
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Yes, but only to impede a federal crack-down on immigration.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (vDqXW)

319 geoffb, sadly, it's not going to hit the fan. There will be no prosecutions of the true culprits. You can bet on Obama bringing them coffee before that happens.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (VzbI8)

320 317 Colorado Alex In Exile

At the same time? Dude!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:40 PM (hyuyC)

321 What did the drummer get on his IQ test ?

Drool.

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 08:40 PM (XTXXB)

322 Thanks Palp @ 281. Tired of it. For months.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 08:40 PM (RfzVr)

323 So Alex Jones was wrong again?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 08:40 PM (PQ5Yx)

324 Sounds like they'll be taking McCain away like Tessio.

I wonder if a wheelchair fits into the trunk of a Cadillac?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 08:40 PM (4ErVI)

325 If you look at America overall, Trump was impossible. And improbably. There is no way he should be president. None.

Which gets me back to the thought I've had for a long time: the Hand of God is involved in this, and we, as good people, are not in danger.
Posted by: shibumi at January 18, 2018 08:38 PM (aT+Bx)

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I heartily concur. He is the right man for the job at the time he was needed most. And, not by accident, but by design.

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (j/7lG)

326 Soda water is a mixture of carbonic acid and hydrated carbon dioxide, for example.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 08:37 PM (vz7kZ)

Carbon dioxide?!? OMG soda is causing global warming@!!!!

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC)

327 Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 08:05 PM (hMwEB)

Koreans are drinkers?

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (kiSdp)

328 Twitter shut down the account of the House Select Intelligence Committee, or some combination of words like that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 08:39 PM (y7DUB)


Ignore that; I was misled.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 08:42 PM (y7DUB)

329 >>>Why should you care? More than ten miles from you, and more than five days ago, this all happened.

I enjoy mocking the tinfoil.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 08:42 PM (QPI2/)

330 329. Ahh.....hmmmm.....indeed.

I'd think the notion that the Russians are engaged with Confederate sympathizers and white nationalists to support Trump and the NRA would be more entertaining. But to each his own.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (fA1SL)

331 The really scary question to ask yourself is what did the Democrats have plans to do for eight years under Chairman Hillary. Because they had plans. Big and small.

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 08:45 PM (rv0Fo)

332 >>>I'd think the notion that the Russians are engaged with Confederate sympathizers and white nationalists to support Trump and the NRA would be more entertaining. But to each his own.

I have not heard that one, but if it appears here, I will mock equally.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 08:46 PM (QPI2/)

333 331,
" The really scary question to ask yourself is what did the Democrats have
plans to do for eight years under Chairman Hillary. Because they had
plans. Big and small."



We would have been informed about them once we were in the camps.

Posted by: geoffb at January 18, 2018 08:47 PM (zOpu5)

334 At the same time? Dude!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 08:40 PM (hyuyC)


Nope, one right after the other. I met them at Argentine tango.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Tnhbr)

335 We would have been informed about them once we were in the camps.
--

Read "The Trial" by Kafka. Pretty sure that was one of their blueprints.

Right after 1984 of course.

/why is a box of rats on my face?

Posted by: shibumi at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (aT+Bx)

336 332. Ahhh....so only here, then, is tinfoil worthy of your talents to be found?

I'd point out that Seth Rich tinfoil has not engaged the machinery of fedgov, whereas Russian tinfoilery certainly has.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL)

337 Now, that's transparency. They could see whatever they wanted.

It's not like they didn't promise us!

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 08:50 PM (cW490)

338 and they continued even after orders to stop

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Assuming that the Democrats were not actually on board with this, the whole "stop I say, stop it if you please, I say sir" routine as the thugs ignore them and continue looting is the weakest thing I have ever seen. Such people as these congress creatures could be robbed through the mail.

However, the weird complacency and passivity suggest the Democrats were being blackmailed. These Pakistani gangsters bribed their way in, gathered compromising dirt, and then blackmailed everyone involved.

I wanna see the compromising dirt. All of it.

Wasserman-Test was the most strangely compliant and fixated of all. It's as if the law was after her Sweet Baboo and his righteous 3rd world muh dik.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (UwqGo)

339 >>>so only here, then, is tinfoil worthy of your talents to be found?

I read the blog.
I have a low tolerance for sloppy reasoning or conspiracy-mongering.
I mock it when I see it.
This really is not that complicated.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (QPI2/)

340 Koreans are drinkers?
Posted by: F.N.G. at January 18, 2018 08:41 PM (kiSdp)

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Oh my God, yes they are. I have to go to SK quarterly, as I work for an SK company. Hate those trips because of what the group has to go out and do at night after meetings.

Absences are noted very unfavorably and can have career consequences if the reason is not obvious sickness or verifiably family related.

I. Hate. Those. Trips.

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 18, 2018 08:51 PM (j/7lG)

341 We would have been informed about them once we were in the camps.

Posted by: geoffb at January 18, 2018 08:47 PM (zOpu5)
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LOL pretty much

Posted by: Mega at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (rv0Fo)

342 331 The really scary question to ask yourself is what did the Democrats have plans to do for eight years under Chairman Hillary. Because they had plans. Big and small.

Rule with an Iron Vag.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 08:53 PM (cW490)

343 I. Hate. Those. Trips.

I was reading upwards and thinking "what's so bad about Saskatchewan (SK)?"

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2018 08:55 PM (cW490)

344 339. Brilliant. Concise.

But you do agree - Seth Rich, the likely source of tue leaked DNC emails, was gunned down after a physical altercation with an unknown person or persons, that nothing was taken, amd that the DNC seemed not as interested in the case as the might have been, given his role and function?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 08:56 PM (fA1SL)

345 Newsweak could be making shit up for clicks.
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Newsweak's a real clickhole.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2018 08:58 PM (ewxPW)

346 >>>But you do agree - Seth Rich, the likely source of tue leaked DNC emails, was gunned down after a physical altercation with an unknown person or persons, that nothing was taken, amd that the DNC seemed not as interested in the case as the might have been, given his role and function?

I do not agree.
With this: the likely source of tue leaked DNC emails.
With this: the DNC seemed not as interested in the case as the might have been
With this: given his role and function
All of which adds up to nothing. But that is the difficulty in conspiracy thinking. It all winds up being throwing everything at the wall.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:01 PM (QPI2/)

347 I do not agree.
With this: the likely source of tue leaked DNC emails.
With this: the DNC seemed not as interested in the case as the might have been
With this: given his role and function
All of which adds up to nothing. But that is the difficulty in conspiracy thinking. It all winds up being throwing everything at the wall.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

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Throwing a thousand small tidbits at the wall and hoping it all looks bigger when it's together, yeah, that's no good.

But the Seth Rich stuff is not small. Julian Assange CLEARLY hinting that it was Seth Rich is big.

Assange knew his remark would be taken that way. So he's either politicizing the poor guy's murder, or Rich was the leak.

Posted by: RKae at January 18, 2018 09:08 PM (+PjmS)

348 >>>So he's either politicizing the poor guy's murder

Bingo.
When do you plan on coming around to that reality? What would it take?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:09 PM (QPI2/)

349 You know BSG I hope that someday you get to meet me face to face. One of us is full of shit, and I know it isn't me.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 09:10 PM (7zXVZ)

350 Bingo.
When do you plan on coming around to that reality? What would it take?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

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I guess I don't view Assange as that kind of asshole.

"Hey! That guy who got shot would be a PERFECT place for me to put a hint at the leak!"

Why would he do that? He didn't have to hint at anything, really. Do you think it was the Russians? Is that where you're coming from?

Posted by: RKae at January 18, 2018 09:12 PM (+PjmS)

351 >>>You know BSG I hope that someday you get to meet me face to face.

If you dont live your dreams, you die.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:12 PM (QPI2/)

352 The definition of a conspiracy is when two or more people plan and commit a crime.

The video footage shows that there were two people involved in the Seth Rich shooting. That meets the criteria for a conspiracy.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 09:13 PM (7zXVZ)

353 >>>The video footage shows that there were two people involved in the Seth Rich shooting. That meets the criteria for a conspiracy.

Whose video footage?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:14 PM (QPI2/)

354 The video footage of the shooting from the market on the corner of the street where the shooting took place.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (7zXVZ)

355 I don't get why it's absurd conspiracy to think that Rich was the leak.

Why is that somehow in the realm of Bigfoot climbing out of a flying saucer?

I mean, WTF are you protecting yourself from when you call it a "conspiracy theory"?

Seth Rich's death was a hit. And I'm supposed to feel silly and undignified for thinking that? Intentional hits don't ever happen or something?

Posted by: RKae at January 18, 2018 09:16 PM (+PjmS)

356 >>>The video footage of the shooting from the market on the corner of the street where the shooting took place.

What is the name of the market?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:18 PM (QPI2/)

357 >>>Seth Rich's death was a hit. And I'm supposed to feel silly and undignified for thinking that?

You should.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:19 PM (QPI2/)

358 Congress sends a gazillion dollars a years to the universities--but couldn't five loyal American kids to run their computers? They had to hire a Pakistani spy family?

They tried to pass off the theft of the sever as if it were a secretary taking home a box of staples from the office supply closet. Nice touch.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 18, 2018 09:34 PM (Ndje9)

359 What is the name of the market?

What am I your fucking Google slave? Flagler Market.

The DC police have discussed some more of what they saw on the video than is in the Wiki page on the shooting.



Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 09:40 PM (7zXVZ)

360 >>> Flagler Market

Where are the street lights?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:42 PM (QPI2/)

361 Where are the street lights?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:42 PM (QPI2/)
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Aisle 3.

Posted by: Clerk at January 18, 2018 09:50 PM (vDqXW)

362 Which aisle has the greeting cards?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 09:55 PM (QPI2/)

363 Hillary doesn't want to be president bad enough to kill someone who stood in her way.

Posted by: Pinoooooocchio at January 18, 2018 09:58 PM (Ndje9)

364 >>>Hillary doesn't want to be president bad enough to kill someone who stood in her way.

The image of Hillary as Ma Barker is as ridiculous as Hillary as kindly abuela. She is strictly run of the mill office bitch on wheels.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 10:01 PM (QPI2/)

365 Whatever you say, Syd.

Posted by: Pinoooooocchio at January 18, 2018 10:06 PM (Ndje9)

366 Have fun with your boogeyman.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 10:08 PM (QPI2/)

Democrats Have the Votes to Shut Down Government

The media is already downplaying this -- and claiming it's really Republicans' fault, anyway.

The possibility of a government shutdown grew dramatically Thursday as House and Senate GOP leaders struggled to round up the votes to keep the government open past midnight Friday...

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) appears to have a serious problem.

Senate Democrats said they're confident they have the votes to block the stop-gap spending bill that the House is taking up, according to two Democratic senators and a senior party aide. And top Senate Republicans are openly worried about the situation as they struggle to keep their own members in the fold.

Democrats are about to shut down the government over a policy dispute -- something they portrayed as a cataclysmic threat to America's stability when Republicans did the same in 2014 -- and it's Mitch McConnell who has the problem? He has to appease the Democrats?

Funny, the media didn't seem to think it was the Democrats' duty to repeal Obamacare as Republicans wanted in 2014.

Why the flip-flop, media?

Related thoughts from John Sexton, who questions Politico's framing in the same way I do. But i'm not copying, honest! -- This post has been in draft for hours.

By the way, the House Freedom Caucus is now attempting their own gamesmaship in the House, saying they won't vote for the CR on the House side unless all of the FISA Abuse report is made public.

Democrats, of course, are blocking that, while at the same time claiming they want "transparency."

BTW: This report has now been cleared for reading by all Congressmen. As Byron York suggests, this is probably a step towards making it publicly available.

One way or the other -- now that it's in 535 people's hands, plus their staff members cleared to read it, it's very very leakable.

And I hear it's gonna be a doozy.

Posted by: Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 Eh.. shut it down.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

2 ...and first again... this is a sign. A sign I tell ya!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

3 Shut 'er down

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (IqV8l)

4 Good reason for corrupt Democrats to shut down the government. FISA reports probably damning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM (8+Ozj)

5

I don't care.

I saw even Food Stamps will be paid out.
SS
etc

w/ev's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM (fceHP)

6 I would expect McConnell to puss out but, he held tough on the SC, so maybe not.


Oh who am I kidding, Mitch will sell us out in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (WbIyz)

7

Shutting down government because of illegal aliens.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (fceHP)

8 Shut it down, and not pay the nonessential non-DOD personnel.

When pbho shut down the government, his instructions to his staff was to "Make it Hurt!" And he did. I remember.

Payback and more!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (hyuyC)

9 So knock yourself out, Progs.... normals won't lose any sleep over this.

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (zSVEm)

10 99% of citizens won't even notice a shutdown.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (WbIyz)

11 Fine. Then they can spend all that time releasing the House intel documents.

Works for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (/tuJf)

12 Does Congress still get paid?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (uDcBt)

13 "Democrats have the votes to shut down government"

Fortunately for all concerned, Republicans have the lack of balls to cave rather quickly.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (rznWS)

14 Way to go Jewells45.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (hyuyC)

15 Back to work. Bye all.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (2sCft)

16 Their playbook is getting very thin....

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (zSVEm)

17 >>BTW: This report has now been cleared for reading by all Congressmen. As Byron York suggests, this is probably a step towards making it publicly available.



Notice how fast it isn't leaking...that's how you know it hurts the Dems and their cause.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (7C43a)

18 We have a government?

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (Sfs6o)

19 NBC News put it this way, in a shocking moment of inadvertent honesty:

Democrats have enough votes to block the spending bill in the Senate and prevent Republicans from keeping the government up and running, senior Democratic aide tells @NBCNews

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (39g3+)

20 The "Big Ugly" has arrived!

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (yOWG+)

21 if a clock in a government office isn't watched, does it keep time?

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (nFwvY)

22
Non-essential personnel should report to the unemployment office.

I have a dream.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (2FqvZ)

23 I would expect McConnell to puss out but, he held tough on the SC, so maybe not.


Oh who am I kidding, Mitch will sell us out in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (WbIyz)


I think Trump really has a lot of these guys under control. I hope they fear him actually.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (fceHP)

24 Can't the House just release the entire report with a majority vote?

Just do it.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (8iiMU)

25 PDT has framed it so the Dems will get the blame. Rush even had a clip of Ryan spouting the Trump line. Ain't no way PDT will let this opportunity go to waste.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (jm1YL)

26 Fuck it all. I want every last dreamer deported.

I don't give a shit who they are, what they do, or where they came from.

Get them the fuck out of our country.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (7C43a)

27 >>Notice how fast it isn't leaking...that's how you know it hurts the Dems and their cause.

They took a vote in the House Intel committee over whether to share this document with the entire House. Every Republican on the committee voted to release it, ever Democrat on the committee voted not to release it.

I think it's pretty safe to say it is devastating.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

28 7

Shutting down government because of illegal aliens.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (fceHP)

Are they so out of touch that they really think that's a winning strategy?

Posted by: Subway at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (ANIFC)

29 Ah Ha!!! The real reason the communists want to shut down the govt. they don't want the FISA Abuse report to see the light of day......

Posted by: Dick Grinder at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (mbYl0)

30 Shitty sandwich sock off

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (ANIFC)

31 We have a government?

Fortunately the states have a government, so I trust them to run... things... competently here in... Colorado.

We're fucking boned.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (6FqZa)

32 "BTW: This report has now been cleared for reading by all Congressmen. As Byron York suggests, this is probably a step towards making it publicly available."

I'll bet our good buddy Gohmert could lend a hand there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (k1TUh)

33 man o man I have a hunch Hannity may have a better show the TuCa for once. The news is going to be fun for a few days.

Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (XTiHL)

34 Daddy Gub'mint gonna be laid off. Every Democrat's worst nightmare. "Who's gonna take care of us?".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (Tyii7)

35 that guy on twitter is right. trump is funneling them into kill zones.

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)

36 Apropos of nothing, how many Star Bonifacio Model BM 9mm SA Pistols were made? These things are for sale everywhere at about $200 delivered.

http://bit.ly/2BbGSpw

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (WbIyz)

37 26

Fuck it all. I want every last dreamer deported.

I don't give a shit who they are, what they do, or where they came from.

Get them the fuck out of our country.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (7C43a)

Same here.... we have been too soft for too long.

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (zSVEm)

38 Are they so out of touch that they really think that's a winning strategy?


YES of fuck YES and they will eat shitholes.....

Posted by: Dick Grinder at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (mbYl0)

39 Shut it down.

Though I think, as long as the R's hold the line and don't give in to Dem demands early (HA!) that the D's will not let the government close.

Because then people would realize, despite all the MFM attempts to the contrary, that the sky doesn't fall when the government doesn't operate.

And that would get them asking questions the MFM/D's do not want the serfs to ask.

Posted by: Holiday Inn Hooker at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (72PAC)

40 The FISA abuse bullshit, make Leavenworth overcrowded again.

Posted by: Dicky Durbin's Shithole, IL Resident at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (Ftuf+)

41 I'm suppose to leave on Orders tomorrow AM?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (SjImc)

42 boulder terlit hobo

How did your weed interview go? Do they want you not baked when you code everything that props up the company?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (hyuyC)

43 I hope that FISA report gets released. And if there is incriminating evidence -there better be consequences. Career ending consequences. I do not care what party affiliation there is. Abuse of power is abuse of power -regardless of who does it.

#HeadsOnPikes #getmedievalonthem

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (jxbfJ)

44 I know that African Americans have polled pretty negatively on illegals.

So, just go ahead and piss the bird in the hand for the bird in the bush, Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (vDqXW)

45 Stanky sock off.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (72PAC)

46 >>>1 Eh.. shut it down.

I kind of agree, if only to enjoy the wonderful contortions of the media as it tries to explain how the Democrats' government shutdown is now all the Republicans' fault.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (8rNrN)

47 ''I think Trump really has a lot of these guys under control. I hope they fear him actually.''

That's possible but maybe, just maybe some of them are getting it through their thick heads that it's actually fun to be in charge and learning a new trick or two from the President.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (jm1YL)

48 26 Fuck it all. I want every last dreamer deported.

I don't give a shit who they are, what they do, or where they came from.

Get them the fuck out of our country.

Do you have a newsletter? Can I subscribe?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (0OmEj)

49 41

I'm suppose to leave on Orders tomorrow AM?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (SjImc)

Dunno NGU...

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (zSVEm)

50 Adding to the already immense body count.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (IqV8l)

51 Fuck all of you incompetent shit-heels. How about you pass a budget, and all this clown show nonsense goes away?

Oh, wait. To ask the question is to answer it. Never mind.

Shut it down. Shut it all down.

Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (C1NyB)

52 Shut. It. Down.

For over thirty days so those useless shits in fedzilla can be laid off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (3BFzK)

53 And yet, there are people who think Democrats are good people, and should be voted for repeatedly. These people are called "idiots."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (l9m7l)

54 Deport all of the Dreamers. Cut off funding for sanctuary cities. Arrest Gov. Moonbeam and Mayor DeBlasio for sedition on live TV. That would make Donny Two Scoops immortal.

Posted by: jmel at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (OeWgo)

55 Fuck, yeah, it's almost balloon time!

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (q177U)

56 Remember how in the last so-called shutdown Obama sent some interior dep't lackeys out to harass veterans and boy scouts? Somehow I don't think that will happen this time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (k1TUh)

57 Here are the most recent approval ratings for Trump from RCP


Ras: 45

Economist: 42

CBS: 37

Harris: 42

Reuters: 39


Guess which one of these is on the front page of CNN right now?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (m2fR3)

58 NaCly Dog: thanks for your concern! ( i mean, real concern, not Bill Wynn concern ) I haven't heard back from either company today.

I got bored and watched the Tonya Harding movie instead. I wish she was my Senator instead of Gardner, she fights.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (6FqZa)

59 Career ending consequences. I do not care what party affiliation there
is. Abuse of power is abuse of power -regardless of who does it.



Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (jxbfJ)

^^^^THIS


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (8iiMU)

60 Non-essential personnel should report to the unemployment office.

I have a dream.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division
------------

Possible Day Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (9tO1t)

61 Shut it down, make'em all take coach, and drain the swamp!

Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (bJ0w+)

62 One way or the other -- now that it's in 535 people's hands, plus their staff members cleared to read it, it's very very leakable.
And I hear it's gonna be a doozy.


Sweet Jesus I better go hydrate.

Posted by: The Krakenboner at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (pXQWt)

63 Damn it, I have to go out tonight just when all this FISA shit is about to break.

NO SPOLIERS!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (/tuJf)

64 Guess which one of these is on the front page of CNN right now?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (m2fR3)
---
{Holds envelope to head} See BS!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (vDqXW)

65 The democrats will be hurting their communist horde the most with a shut down - bring it on MoFos!!

Posted by: Dick Grinder at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (mbYl0)

66 >>Remember how in the last so-called shutdown Obama sent some interior dep't lackeys out to harass veterans and boy scouts?


Yep. Telling people they couldn't take pictures of Devil's Tower from a ParkingPullout, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (7C43a)

67 53

And yet, there are people who think Democrats are good people, and should be voted for repeatedly. These people are called "idiots."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (l9m7l)

I hold the voters who keep putting them in office directly responsible.

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (zSVEm)

68 Fuck it all. I want every last dreamer deported.



I don't give a shit who they are, what they do, or where they came from.



Get them the fuck out of our country.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (7C43a)

=============
THIS^^^^^
No compromise.

We win. They get deported...and lose.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (3BFzK)

69 Remember, zeroing out the EFT values will turn every Dem controlled urban area into a wasteland.

So do not even think of hacking that or saving money in a shutdown. Do not think of it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (hyuyC)

70 Fine. Then they can spend all that time releasing the House intel documents.

Works for me.


Could the timing be worse for the Dems, Jack? Government shutdown over illegal aliens when massive Democratic corruption gets leaked. I mean the optics. Sad!

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (q177U)

71 Are they going to give all the govt employees back pay like last time? Which totally happens in private business all the time by the way.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (6Ll1u)

72 Wow! Miss Lindsay is growing some balls.

I sent him a nastygram last night. He is my Senator.

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (7JbXq)

73 Shut it down. Unlike Ocaca, Trump won't make anyone feel any pain. Even national parks will stay open.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (m2fR3)

74

ah, hubby home, finally

time for dinner and a few episodes of QI

laugh, and continue laughing

carry on

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (fceHP)

75 The CR is idiotic - how is this fight going to be any easier 4 weeks from now? What good does kicking the can do? Have the all out fight now, we've got to have it sooner or later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (k1TUh)

76 I hope they do shut down the government. Then I hope the CIC tells all non essential people to go home.

Then I hope that after a month or so of everything going smoothly with no non essential government happening that everyone gets the idea that you could streamline government without Armageddon happening.

And Trump needs to tweet 24/7 that this is all because the Dems are taking the side of illegals instead of actual citizens.

I doubt Trump will tell the Forest Service to block access to parks and whatnot just to make people mad.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (vivhj)

77 I'm completely fine with the government "shutting down" (ie funding everything for the next month then putting funding for noncritcal government functions in doubt after that), its never bad for us when the feds do less.

But it will be cute to see how the press spins this to be Trump's fault, especially after that public meeting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)

78 I enjoy government shutdowns.

I wish they would happen all the time.

In fact, I wish that Congress would force a government shutdown, and it never re-opens.

Because what would happen then is...basically nothing. 95% of normal life would continue as before.

And only when THAT happens (i.e. nothing happens) will people well and truly realize that we actually don't need this bloated behemoth of bureaucracy.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (42M22)

79 Mr Book sums up my sentiments

https://youtu.be/S5ZSDCvUwN8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (fA1SL)

80 PDT has framed it so the Dems will get the blame.
Rush even had a clip of Ryan spouting the Trump line. Ain't no way PDT
will let this opportunity go to waste.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (jm1YL)

=======================
Yep. The Dems are shutting down the government for open borders, unchecked illegal immigration, and the growth of "sanctuary" cities. All of these "reasons" are threats to our national security and to the rule of law.

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (Pqytn)

81 Oh and there are only 435 Congressmen. Senators don't get this document.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

82 ''Deport all of the Dreamers. Cut off funding for sanctuary cities. Arrest Gov. Moonbeam and Mayor DeBlasio for sedition on live TV. That would make Donny Two Scoops immortal.''

Your mouth to God's ears.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (jm1YL)

83 Our congressional leaders are Paul Mitchell. UGH

Posted by: sofa saver at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (4u7kU)

84 Wow! Miss Lindsay is growing some balls.

Only on my chin!

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (pXQWt)

85 >>time for dinner and a few episodes of QI


Id that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (7C43a)

86 I wish I was in Tia-juana
Eatin barbequed iguana

Posted by: Mexican Radio at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (BLjCA)

87 26
Fuck it all. I want every last dreamer deported.

They are ILLEGAL ALIENS.

I thoroughly despise the 'dreamer' euphemism.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 06:19 PM (8iiMU)

88 Are they going to give all the govt employees back pay like last time? Which totally happens in private business all the time by the way.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (6Ll1u)
---
They always give the government employees--who now have compensation WAY above the people they serve [sic]--"furlough pay" after a shutdown.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:19 PM (vDqXW)

89 The trouble with Miss Lindsay is that you have to whip him regularly and often to keep him in line.

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:19 PM (7JbXq)

90 Call your senators and ask the simple question of who the DACA recipients can sponser. If they are gop they won't let their staff give the answer.

Look they are basically trying to minimize the 11 million number we all know is well over 30 million. Any consideration of any group of them opens the door for all of them.

I say let the laws be enforced good and hard until the dems and liberal gopers give in.

Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2018 06:19 PM (XTiHL)

91 58. boulder terlit hobo

LOL.

How about Nancy Kerrigan? She's a winner, look great, good teeth for NGU, and without a honeymoon PPV video.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 06:19 PM (hyuyC)

92 Same here.... we have been too soft for too long.
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (zSVEm)

Bob Dole doesn't have that problem anymore.

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 18, 2018 06:19 PM (ANIFC)

93
One way or the other -- now that it's in 535 people's hands, plus their staff members cleared to read it, it's very very leakable



So leaking wil once again become treason

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (lKyWE)

94 Many normals hold the " Government" in general contempt. Shutting it down is a feature, not a bug.

Now those who rely on government to feed, clothe, and employ them...

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (zSVEm)

95 SHUT EM DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOcOBjB3uU

Posted by: PUBLIC ENEMY at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (7C43a)

96 63 Damn it, I have to go out tonight just when all this FISA shit is about to break.

NO SPOLIERS!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (/tuJf)

Half-Life 3 confirmed for May 2057 release.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (72PAC)

97 So much for Republicans being in control of Congress, huh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (tRaq7)

98 "One way or the other -- now that it's in 535 people's hands, plus their staff members cleared to read it, it's very very leakable."

That's a shame.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (H8S+R)

99 Wow! Miss Lindsay is growing some balls.


Oh, my.

Posted by: Chris Cilia-Flagella at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (Tyii7)

100 The trouble with Miss Lindsay is that you have to whip him regularly and often to keep him in line.


Yes, please.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (BLjCA)

101 I'm suppose to leave on Orders tomorrow AM?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (SjImc)

Dunno NGU...
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (zSVEm)

I'll go. It's only to Drive to Andrews- 4 hours. I'll check in, Have good dinner, sleep well guarded by Air Force Police, wake up and have chow in the mess and go home. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (SjImc)

102 >>>I doubt Trump will tell the Forest Service to block access to parks and whatnot just to make people mad.

Yeah, they will do this on there own. And it's all going to backfire and help Trump.

This is the moment when Full Trump is released. Mark it here boys.

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (q177U)

103 The MSM will not say that the progs are shutting down government because they progs love themselves illegal aliens more than Americans.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2018 06:21 PM (Eu5eZ)

104 "Remember how in the last so-called shutdown Obama sent some interior dep't lackeys out to harass veterans and boy scouts?"


The Park Rangers here in DC were harassing people and constructing barricades for open air monuments. They were enjoying themselves wielding power over people. F em.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 06:21 PM (OD2ni)

105 87
26
Fuck it all. I want every last dreamer deported.

They are ILLEGAL ALIENS.

I thoroughly despise the 'dreamer' euphemism.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 06:19 PM (8iiMU)

Dreamers... Prog Happy Talk obfuscation... they are criminals.

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:21 PM (zSVEm)

106 12 Does Congress still get paid?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (uDcBt)

Talk about non-essential personnel...

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

107 I taught Nancy Kerrigan not to bite when she.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:21 PM (SjImc)

108 And without the National Parks Service on 24/7 overtime putting up barricades around outdoor memorials, dragging tourists out of parks, and standing in front of people on the side of the highway trying to take a picture of Mt. Rushmore, this government shutdown might actually save a couple bucks.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 18, 2018 06:21 PM (RChUT)

109 Congressman on Fox about House FISA report.

"Very Foundations of Our Democracy" At Risk...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsYygeervbM


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

110 Fienstien released the document last week that burned the prosecution of several players in the FusionGPS deal.

Why can't an enterprising house member do the same here?

Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2018 06:22 PM (XTiHL)

111 "Democrats Have the Votes to Shut Down Government"

Thank God!

Oh, I mean, "Please don't throw The Donald in the briarpatch."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2018 06:22 PM (H8S+R)

112 Fuck it all. I want every last dreamer deported.

I don't give a shit who they are, what they do, or where they came from.

Get them the fuck out of our country.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (7C43a)

Same here.... we have been too soft for too long.

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (zSVEm)


========

If we don't fix this ASAP, we will never be able to fix anything ever again, since we will always be outvoted.

Every single one of these criminals must go.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

113 I've said before that now that the dreamers have had a glimpse of their dream they can go back to their own countries and make their dreams come true. They can show the way to make their countries great again.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

114 shut it down. for good. nobody will miss them.

Posted by: chavez the hdgo at January 18, 2018 06:22 PM (KP5rU)

115 And Trump needs to tweet 24/7 that this is all because the Dems are taking the side of illegals instead of actual citizens.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (vivhj)
---
Something like:

"4th day of shutdown. Dems are still blocking the arrival of a budget and holding government for 300 million American citizens hostage over 800 thousand illegals."

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW)

116 Shut er down. Start with the FISA court.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (ABjxW)

117 Shut down the phoney baloneys!!

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (VKCpN)

118 Dems really think shutting down the govt over illegals is a winning strategy in Ohio, Penn, Michigan, Wisconsin?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (L1+kq)

119 Can you imagine Trump with all that time on his hands if the government is shut down?

He will burn twitter to the ground.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

120 Double dog dare you to shut it down.

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (cHbmY)

121 115 And Trump needs to tweet 24/7 that this is all because the Dems are taking the side of illegals instead of actual citizens.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (vivhj)
---
Something like:

"4th day of shutdown. Dems are still blocking the arrival of a budget and holding government for 300 million American citizens hostage over 800 thousand illegals."
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW)

So Fireside Chats but via Tweet?

Sold.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (72PAC)

122 I want every National Park Service worker fired.

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (7JbXq)

123 "Yeah, they will do this on there own. And it's all going to backfire and help Trump."


Yup. They were loving being able to tell groups of school kids they could not walk up the steps to the Lincoln Memorial. Very smug about it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (OD2ni)

124 What cracks me up is that the GOP is convinced, totally certain, that government shutdowns harm them terribly in elections. The last one happened, then they took over both houses of congress. Its pathetic. Nobody gives a crap if the government "shuts down" except the press.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+)

125 26 Fuck it all. I want every last dreamer deported.

I don't give a shit who they are, what they do, or where they came from.


There's an added benefit to this. If/when the Democrats get back in power (please, God, no) and allow illegal immigration again, those contemplating will think twice, because they'd worry about getting deported by a later GOP Administration.

It's kind of the inverse of the Democrats' effect on foreign policy. No one trusts our word, because at some point, they know they'll be sold down the river by a Democrat Administration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:24 PM (vz7kZ)

126 Good and instead of furloughing 'non essential' gov. Workers. Release them permanently. Call it attrition.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:24 PM (4CCz5)

127 Shut it down !

Everyone's been saying for a long time now: "you're not gonna like the New Rules when they get applied to you".

I find it rather entertaining.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 18, 2018 06:24 PM (oVWx5)

128 122 I want every National Park Service worker fired.
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (7JbXq)

Smokey is sad...

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:24 PM (zSVEm)

129 I had tears of rage when I heard about this shutdown!

I find that unacceptable!

Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2018 06:24 PM (bJ0w+)

130 If the Dems do a shutdown I want Trump at the SOTU address to make some hay about how saddened he is that the Dems are not willing to fund a border wall to stop drug smuggling and future kids being put in such situations, plus end chain and lottery migration "which gave us XYZ terrorist attacks, to help out these dreamers"

The Dems are so used to Repukes who turn into stuttering apologists immediately. Time for a ATC, fire these illegal strikers" moment. And to have it directed right in the face of Pelosi and Chuck Schemer, would be magnifico.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2018 06:24 PM (eASYU)

131 "At least the KGB's methods were more discreet." - Zombie Seth Rich

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 06:24 PM (ABjxW)

132 40 The FISA abuse bullshit, make Leavenworth overcrowded again.

Make big rocks into little rocks again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2018 06:25 PM (0ogQG)

133 122 I want every National Park Service worker fired.
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (7JbXq)

Don't be too hasty

Posted by: Yogi at January 18, 2018 06:25 PM (4u7kU)

134 10 99% of citizens won't even notice a shutdown.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


B-b-b-b-ut -- I totally NEED to visit South Fork Eel River National Wilderness RIGHT NOW! NOW!!!

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 06:25 PM (42M22)

135 It would be brave of The Post to release the FISA stuff.

Terribly brave.

After all, isn't that what they do? That's what Steven Spielberg told me.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 18, 2018 06:25 PM (U6f54)

136 I've said before that now that the dreamers have had a glimpse of their dream they can go back to their own countries and make their dreams come true. They can show the way to make their countries great again.

Well precisely. We've been assured by Democrats in the press and congress that the nations they came from are wonderful paradises that far surpass the USA in quality and lack of poopholing, so send em there with what they've learned here. Sounds like its better for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:25 PM (39g3+)

137 I wish I was in Tia-juana

Eatin barbequed iguana

Wall of Voodoo. The guy's face coming out of the bowl of chili was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2018 06:25 PM (O5Q3r)

138 "Trump doesn't have the balls to let them shut it down" - Permanently retired PATCO member

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 06:26 PM (ABjxW)

139 40. I join their family, friends, and colleagues in hoping they are found, safe and well, and soon.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 06:26 PM (fA1SL)

140 I hold the voters who keep putting them in office directly responsible.

Some responsibility also goes to the Giant Political Machine that keeps their constituents ill- or mis-informed.

And then there's the lying POS themselves who tell us one thing while campaigning then stab us in the back once they're safely in office.

My congresscritter Dondi is a prime example of that. I regret voting for him now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 06:26 PM (tRaq7)

141 115 And Trump needs to tweet 24/7 that this is all because the Dems are taking the side of illegals instead of actual citizens.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (vivhj)


And he should redouble efforts to deport every mother-lovin' of 'em as long as the government is shut down. Surely there's a way to fund ICE.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:26 PM (vz7kZ)

142 124
What cracks me up is that the GOP is convinced, totally certain, that government shutdowns harm them terribly in elections. The last one happened, then they took over both houses of congress. Its pathetic. Nobody gives a crap if the government "shuts down" except the press.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+)


Weird... that they don't understand that a lot of voters neither trust nor like the Federal Government..

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:26 PM (zSVEm)

143 "122 I want every National Park Service worker fired.
Posted by: JAS"


Sounds good. The uniforms are deceiving. They are nasty government employed thugs. The last shutdown really pissed me off.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 06:26 PM (OD2ni)

144 Too be honest it will kind off suck to miss ssdi payments. I'm grateful for every check. I miss going to work and feel like a shithead taking the check. That being said shut it the fuck down.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (0OmEj)

145 >>> B-b-b-b-ut -- I totally NEED to visit South Fork Eel River National Wilderness RIGHT NOW! NOW!!!

So go. Why do you need to make a federal case of it?

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (cHbmY)

146 Shut 'er down! I could use a break from manning the machine gun towers on the panopticon.

Here's a much better link to creepy mission patches than that one on the sidebar:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/space/satellites/g2728/best-spy-mission-logos/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (qJtVm)

147 government shutdown sounds good to me

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (hMwEB)

148 I think Smokey the Bear should be replaced by Fire
Marshall Squatchy.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (VKCpN)

149 Can you imagine Trump with all that time on his hands if the government is shut down?

He will burn twitter to the ground.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

If the left shuts the Gov down, PDT will bury them. He plays by his own rules- Thank G-D-- and the Dems are not going to know what hit them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (SjImc)

150 Yogi, You have been stealing too many picnic baskets. The penalty is: death.

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (7JbXq)

151 These Democrats. Can't we just take them all out for pancakes?

In a helicopter?

Why not?!

Posted by: Beef Jerky Boys at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (yszXz)

152 McConnel could stop this cold...

Senate Rule change, that IF the Senate has NOT done a normal appropriations bill by Jan 1, or 90 days PAST when its supposed to be done..

That Appropriation bills can not be filibustered and only need a simple majority to pass...

Let them play games if they are doing their damn job on time.... but this is FIVE MONTHS past when these bills should have been passed...

If the Senate cannot do its job... it needs to be changed.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

153 >>I want every National Park Service worker fired.


"And Fuck the Meter Maids. Fuck'em.

That's just how I feel, man."

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (7C43a)

154 if this happens i'd like POTUS to give primetime oval office speech with the who's/whys of the shutdown

just the facts/short, to the point

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (C6eZV)

155 We can't operate with the assumption that the Democrat colluding media will have any shame about totally reversing itself because they won't have an ounce of it.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 18, 2018 06:28 PM (hUqh+)

156 Democrats Have the Votes to Shut Down Government


that means the gope did too, but didn't. like the dems and their entire coalition of parasites wouldn't have folded fast if the choice was obamacare or their gibs.

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 06:28 PM (nFwvY)

157 Can we shut down the MFM too?

asking for a friend.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 06:28 PM (ABjxW)

158 And without the National Parks Service on 24/7 overtime putting up barricades around outdoor memorials, dragging tourists out of parks, and standing in front of people on the side of the highway trying to take a picture of Mt. Rushmore, this government shutdown might actually save a couple bucks.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 18, 2018 06:21 PM (RChUT)
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And Trump should tweet how much more he's saving by not going to the pouty measures Obama did.

"By this day of his shutdown Obama had spent $X blocking off national parks, by not spending on such a show, we've saved $Y"

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:28 PM (vDqXW)

159 The bestest and brightestest

Posted by: Yogi at January 18, 2018 06:28 PM (4u7kU)

160 if this happens i'd like POTUS to give primetime oval office speech with the who's/whys of the shutdown

just the facts/short, to the point
Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 06:27 PM (C6eZV)

But then he turns around, drops trou, and moons the Left right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:28 PM (SjImc)

161 In the name of equality, I think Trump should make every state have the same amount of federal land, my that would be a howl so loud that I could hear it from here.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 06:29 PM (6Ll1u)

162 "And Fuck the Meter Maids. Fuck'em.

That's just how I feel, man."
Posted by: garrett"


Considering that all of the meter maids here in DC look like Mama from What's Happening, I'll take a pass on that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 06:29 PM (OD2ni)

163 What's funny is that Trump went on public record (to the shrieks of less-than-discerning people on the right) by saying "I'll sign whatever you give me" making it clear to the public that he isn't the reason things are bogged down.

Whether he actually would or not isn't the point, its that the meeting made him look completely reasonable and willing to work with the Democrats, and now the Dems look... unreasonable and extreme.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:29 PM (39g3+)

164 Furlough all of those useless government workers and let Foxconn hire them to assemble iPhones in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 06:29 PM (ABjxW)

165 Last time i can honestly say the"shutdown" had zero impact on me. If i hadnt known it was happening cuz da newz, i never would have known it was happening.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (JSzmk)

166 145 >>> B-b-b-b-ut -- I totally NEED to visit South Fork Eel River National Wilderness RIGHT NOW! NOW!!!

So go. Why do you need to make a federal case of it?
Posted by: fluffy


That's the joke. Without Obama posting rangers at all the entrance roads to harass otherwise self-sufficient visitors, people are able to "visit federal lands" even during "government shutdowns." No government? That means No rangers. Which means no one to stop me from going to visit land own by the citizens of the United States.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (42M22)

167 All non-essential government workers will be affected by a shutdown. Think about that for a moment. Non-essential workers? How many private businesses could stay in business if they had non-essential workers? None could, that's how many.
So why the fuck do we have non-essential government workers?

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (53wvk)

168 162 "And Fuck the Meter Maids. Fuck'em.

That's just how I feel, man."
Posted by: garrett"


Considering that all of the meter maids here in DC look like Mama from What's Happening, I'll take a pass on that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 06:29 PM (OD2ni)


No " Lovely Rita's", huh??

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (zSVEm)

169 119 Can you imagine Trump with all that time on his hands if the government is shut down?

He will burn twitter to the ground.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

He'll make crank calls to Jim Acosta, send a bunch of Chinese food to CNN HQ

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (ANIFC)

170 ''Wow! Miss Lindsay is growing some balls. ''

Rush says he knows for a fact that Sen. Graham has been trying to cultivate a good relationship with PDT. Has been playing golf with him when he's in FL. Of course then he almost ruins it by trying to push that immigration bill. Heard a clip of Graham saying some extremely nice things about the president.
Does anyone remember that right after the San Bernardino terror attack that Trump first voiced his opinion that all Muslim immigration should be halted for a time? I do. It's the first time I started to pay attention to DJT as a serious candidate. I also remember that Sen. Graham was on TV spouting that evergreen Obama line "That's not who we are."' That infuriated me.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (jm1YL)

171 If the Democrats don't get what they want and shut the government down it's always the Republicans fault.

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (LiyEm)

172
Considering that all of the meter maids here in DC look like Mama from What's Happening, I'll take a pass on that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 06:29 PM (OD2ni)

Funny that they all have that same limp, too. Must be the food/gout thing.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (ABjxW)

173 "Trump doesn't have the balls to let them shut it down" - Permanently retired PATCO member

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 06:26 PM (ABjxW)
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{Applause}

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (vDqXW)

174 What cracks me up is that the GOP is convinced, totally certain, that government shutdowns harm them terribly in elections. The last one happened, then they took over both houses of congress. Its pathetic. Nobody gives a crap if the government "shuts down" except the press.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+)


Exactly; every fucking one of the Repuke mewling quims and their butt boys were crying their pussy eyes out that the meany Ted Cruz just ruined their sooper jeanyus Rove plan to take the Senate. Then when they took it anyway they still couldn't get out of the whiner mode because it's in their DNA. To hell with those gutless assholes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (y7DUB)

175 >>> "And Fuck the Meter Maids. Fuck'em.
That's just how I feel, man."

It's the uniform, amiright?

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (cHbmY)

176 Meter Maids?

Really? Are there federal meter maids and why weren't they given jobs at the top of the IRS years ago?

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (7JbXq)

177 if they shut it down will nancy palsi stay off my tv?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (KP5rU)

178 All non-essential government workers will be affected by a shutdown.

Start with Mueller.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (vz7kZ)

179
Wow! Miss Lindsay is growing some balls.


They're glue-on fakes.

I can take's off whenever I likes.

*left hand on hip*

*throws right hand in the air*


Wooooo!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (9q7Dl)

180 No govt means no irs jackbooted thugs right? Where is the problem?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 18, 2018 06:32 PM (PRwVI)

181 how much is the deficit? because that's how much the government needs to be shut down every year if not more.

it's amazing how many people think what the government does is vital. maybe 10-20% of it is important. the rest is makework.

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 06:32 PM (nFwvY)

182 Nobody gives a crap if the government "shuts down" except the press.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+)

Well I am cool with a Gov Shutdown, but it will cost me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:32 PM (SjImc)

183 That's the joke. Without Obama posting rangers at all the entrance roads to harass otherwise self-sufficient visitors, people are
able to "visit federal lands" even during "government shutdowns." No
government? That means No rangers. Which means no one to stop me from
going to visit land own by the citizens of the United States.



That's one of the many, many reasons that that treasonous meat suit should have been impeached.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:32 PM (53wvk)

184 That's the joke. Without Obama posting rangers at all the entrance roads to harass otherwise self-sufficient visitors, people are able to "visit federal lands" even during "government shutdowns." No government? That means No rangers. Which means no one to stop me from going to visit land own by the citizens of the United States.
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (42M22)

Yeah.... and places like Yosemite? Self fund... you have to PAY to get in...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (NgKpN)

185 Wait - a fedgov shutdown - will that mean the state & local police will have to take up the dog-shooting slack?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (fA1SL)

186 178

All non-essential government workers will be affected by a shutdown.

Start with Mueller.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (vz7kZ)

Serious question... just who is considered essential, who makes that call??

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (zSVEm)

187 >>>But then he turns around, drops trou, and moons the Left right?

of course!...and he can stick his tongue out at them too.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (C6eZV)

188 PATCO?

I thought I killed them.

Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (7JbXq)

189 My sis sent me a pic of a model I made when I was 6 out of my dad's laundered shirt inserts. It was Mickey mud turtle and looked just like Mitch.

Posted by: Arshile Gorky at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (4u7kU)

190 Well, I guess I can just play my 8 hours of Angry Birds here at home. Sigh.

Posted by: Non-Essential Gub'mint Worker at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (Tyii7)

191 The meter maids here in DC are actually a dedicated group. Because their fines indirectly fund a lot of DC government. They work (unreasonably) hard to help out.

Lots of other areas out of control to start in on, like schools, administrators, and consultants; who will not be missed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (hyuyC)

192 It's gonna leak like Hillary's bladder

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (M+Lyo)

193 Where is JackStraw or someone else smarter to tell me about WTF "Judge" Napolitano is talking about with regard to a second committee's summary of Glenn Simpson's testimony? He is talking about a constitutional crises due to Trump's past dealings with Russia or something.

Hey Judge, do us all a favor and go stick your dick in a light socket, dumb fuck.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (67sg6)

194 This is such a magnificent gift. Democrats demanding the government be "shut down"? Over amnesty of illegal immigrants? Are you kidding me? Why aren't "we" doing it already? C'mon, let's vote NOW before they change their minds.

Imagine the restructuring Trump can do to reduce the size, scope, and power of D.C. with a forced limitation of spending. Talk about giving someone a nuke. Trump can go all Kim Jong-un on the swamp.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2018 06:34 PM (H8S+R)

195 If you asked any DACA supporter if they would let an unknown person just come into their home and stay there eating their food and using their medical insurance , they would be lying if the answered anything other than no.

They of course would claim that this would not be anything like 'undocumented minors or adults' coming to America. They think food and medical benefits they use just appear for free.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

196 So why the fuck do we have non-essential government workers?
Posted by: LGoPs

you have non-essential workers? LUXURY!

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 06:34 PM (nFwvY)

197 Good God ,Facebook feels it is necessary. To show Barack Obama's happy birthday Instagram to Mooch.Who gives a fuck.

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2018 06:34 PM (LiyEm)

198 190

Well, I guess I can just play my 8 hours of Angry Birds here at home. Sigh.
Posted by: Non-Essential Gub'mint Worker at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (Tyii7)

Ah, I see you know something about government employees...

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:34 PM (zSVEm)

199 >>Wow! Miss Lindsay is growing some balls.


Those are just Truck Nuts stapled to his man panties.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:34 PM (7C43a)

200 Government shutdown > Dr Gupta!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 06:34 PM (Sfs6o)

201 The SOTU address should be a doozy and he'll do it without looking at a teleprompter

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 06:34 PM (jm1YL)

202 All the stations I listen to refer to "protection for immigrants who came here as children."

Protection of children! Who could possibly be against protection of children.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 18, 2018 06:35 PM (U6f54)

203 Lovely Rita, Meter Maid,
Nothing can come between us
when it gets dark I tow your heart away

standing by a parking meter
when I caught a glimpse of Rita
Filling in a ticket in her little white book
In a cap, she looked much older
and the bag across her shoulder
made her look a little like a military man...

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 06:35 PM (k1TUh)

204 Start with Mueller.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (vz7kZ)
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I can't see anybody really making a solid case that his entire crew isn't "non-essential". Hell, they've been at this investigation for almost a year now.

I would make them sign something that says they will have some sort of results within the time of the government shutdown, or they're furloughed, too.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:35 PM (vDqXW)

205 I say we take off and shut it down from orbit. Only way to be for sure

Posted by: Cpl. Hicks at January 18, 2018 06:35 PM (4u7kU)

206 Make an addition to the enforcement requirements for every day of "shutdown". plus leak two Dem embarrassing moments from the FISA Abuse report every day.

And Trump can tweet every day the Dems continue their blockage of border enforcement, demanding we replace all black workers with illegals, and bring in more drugs across an open border.

I sure hope we don't have to pay the non-workers. Surely not.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 06:36 PM (otAqJ)

207 I've said before that now that the dreamers have had a glimpse of their dream they can go back to their own countries and make their dreams come true. They can show the way to make their countries great again.

give 'em each a roll of Charmin to clean up the shitholes they came from.

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:36 PM (y8XuS)

208 So then, we're all gonna die again, right? For like the third time in the past two months.


As long as I'm prepared.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 18, 2018 06:36 PM (/o9Qk)

209 202 All the stations I listen to refer to "protection for immigrants who came here as children."

Protection of children! Who could possibly be against protection of children.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 18, 2018 06:35 PM (U6f54)


Average age of the "children:" 24.

Yup. You read that right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:36 PM (vz7kZ)

210 >>Where is JackStraw or someone else smarter to tell me about WTF "Judge" Napolitano is talking about with regard to a second committee's summary of Glenn Simpson's testimony? He is talking about a constitutional crises due to Trump's past dealings with Russia or something.

The Judge went off the rails last year for some reason. He seems to have taken a very liberal point of view on this whole investigation. I have no idea why.

But he's wrong. Simpson's testimony is bullshit, and I've only read through it briefly.

For example, he doesn't seem to remember that Nellie Ohr, wife of DOJ senior prosecutor, was in his employ during the election. Fusion has 12 employees.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:36 PM (/tuJf)

211 Shut down be like 3 - 11 shift. The suits have gone home.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 18, 2018 06:36 PM (z8U5v)

212 I'm so old that I remeber going to federal, state, and whatever government camp grounds and feeding the iron ranger $2 for a night of camping. Now it is $40+ for what?

Nice big fat pensions for the federal/state worker and lots more rules.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2018 06:37 PM (3BFzK)

213 "Democrats Have the Votes to Shut Down Government"

Repeat it. Repeat it. Repeat.


Shut it The Fuck down.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 18, 2018 06:37 PM (bB4HN)

214 Worthless shit Fitzgerald Or Fitzpatrick or whatever investigated the Plame "outing" for 45 months.

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2018 06:37 PM (LiyEm)

215 I'm just a bill
Just a poor little bill....

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 06:37 PM (VKCpN)

216 You really think the Founders wanted 60 votes (or 60%) in the Senate to pass a spending bill? Even though they named the Vice President as the official tie breaker?

Just get rid of it, I guarantee you the Democrats will the next time they gain control and need something passed.

Posted by: Maritime at January 18, 2018 06:37 PM (lKmt3)

217 The Democrats are about to shut down the government over a policy disputeto distract from the intel memo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (LV3VM)

218 204 Start with Mueller.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:31 PM (vz7kZ)
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I can't see anybody really making a solid case that his entire crew isn't "non-essential". Hell, they've been at this investigation for almost a year now.


Yep. Also, padlock the EPA. Anything they do can be done later. They can f*ck things up at their leisure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (vz7kZ)

219 I hope they actually put it up for a vote and make everyone place their vote in cement - make them place themselves on only 1 of 2 teams. Hope it fails and the shutdown happens.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (67sg6)

220 207 I've said before that now that the dreamers have had a glimpse of their dream they can go back to their own countries and make their dreams come true. They can show the way to make their countries great again.

give 'em each a roll of Charmin to clean up the shitholes they came from.
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:36 PM (y8XuS)

And carry a DACA under each arm.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (4CCz5)

221 Welcome, Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (vivhj), maybe you have found a home.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (VzbI8)

222 Napolitano has flipped his wop lid(I'm half Italian,so I can say it )

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (LiyEm)

223 Ahhh... and as predicted...

House and Senate have both voted to reauthorize the FISA courts...

So NOW they will push for the public to see how they were abused.... and how easy it is to abuse that process...

/spit

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

224 oh yes. Please , PLEASE do.

'We will prosecute' employers who help immigration sweeps, California AG says

The state's top cop issued a warning to California employers Thursday that businesses face legal repercussions, including fines up to $10,000, if they assist federal immigration authorities with a potential widespread immigration crackdown.

"It's important, given these rumors that are out there, to let people know - more specifically today, employers - that if they voluntarily start giving up information about their employees or access to their employees in ways that contradict our new California laws, they subject themselves to actions by my office," state Attorney General Xavier Becerra said at a news conference. "We will prosecute those who violate the law."


read the whole m--f--ing thing.

https://goo.gl/Y2wR9v

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (BLjCA)

225 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESENEGGER at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (q177U)

226
Average age of the "children:" 24.

Yup. You read that right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Two years left on their parents health insurance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

227 Trump should tweet all the non-white icons who have been against illegal immigration -- particularly Cesar Chavez (who has a holiday here in Cacafornia) and Barbara Jordan.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (dZ756)

228 >>>And Fuck the Meter Maids. Fuck'em. That's just how I feel, man."

Thank the good Lord that Meter Maids aren't allowed to carry firearms or you'd see an unholy increase in the number of canes mortuos.

Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (bJ0w+)

229 For example, he doesn't seem to remember that Nellie Ohr, wife of DOJ
senior prosecutor, was in his employ during the election. Fusion has 12
employees.

Jack Straw


If I remember correctly, and this is Simpson's "out" is that she was a 1099 contractor. Don't know if she was actually a W-2 employee.

Yes, it's all bullshit. But that's the game to say he didn't know. Of course, it may have come up with his meeting with Bruce. You know, her husband. But if that's his story, better stick to it.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (bB4HN)

230 Serious question... just who is considered essential, who makes that call??
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:33 PM (zSVEm)
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If the Dems made a case that the supreme executive doesn't make that call, we have no executive power.

It's obviously the president's call. And he should make it, and he should furlough Mueller's entire team.

Hey, they're back to work the minute the Dems stop obstructing a budget!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (vDqXW)

231 Fat booger eater Jonah Goldberg on Fox: the divisions in republican ability to manage the caucus is bad.

Gee you fat fuck, wonder where half these fools get their NeverTrump asshole ideas? Go on a cruise already.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (67sg6)

232 Maybe 6 year staggered terms was a bad idea. The Founders never considered the possibility that the betrayal by congress would become so great that we might need a complete regime change all at once, and that the voters should be able to do that. We might already have had 60 senators by now.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (/qEW2)

233 Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis" but illegal aliens are called "Dreamers".


For fuck's sake.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (53wvk)

234 they subject themselves to actions by my office," state Attorney General Xavier Becerra said at a news conference. "We will prosecute those who violate the law."

read the whole m--f--ing thing.

https://goo.gl/Y2wR9v
Posted by: same as it ever was at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (BLjCA)


What's his immigration status, anyway?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (vz7kZ)

235 I'll go. It's only to Drive to Andrews- 4 hours. I'll check in, Have good dinner, sleep well guarded by Air Force Police, wake up and have chow in the mess and go home. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (SjImc)


Strap a Dem down in your chair and drill w/o novacaine

"Is it safe ?"

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (y8XuS)

236 Shut the Dept. Of Ed. With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (4CCz5)

237 This is how fucked up the dimocraps have allowed themselves to become. They think shutting down the government is the good play. JFC

Posted by: Cpl. Hicks at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (4u7kU)

238 It's my understanding that the good Judge is gay and has some very left wing leanings, or so I have been told by those who knew him when he was a Judge here in NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:40 PM (SjImc)

239 I can't believe there's not a single Fishbone fan, here.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:40 PM (7C43a)

240 They can shut down the government permanently for all I care.

Or:

"Please don't throw me in the briar patch!"

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

241 I went to Ace's twitter feed by mistake and saw an article that says the immigration debate has shifted to the right throughout the West.

Thank gawd. It is the only way we will save ourselves. No exaggeration...Western culture and Anglo-Saxons are on the hit list. Only people not paying attention think this is hyperbole. I thought it was in Europe mostly, until calls here for white genocide and hate for whites (supremacy & privilege) took hold. Frightening. That dovetails nicely with Islam's aims. CAIR must be giddy...that's what has crossed my mind this last year. CAIR has gotta be over the moon.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 06:41 PM (wmcC8)

242 Remember when thousands of federal employees were going to resign in protest if Trump was elected and cripple the government?
Yeah, me too...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2018 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)

243 Yep. Telling people they couldn't take pictures of Devil's Tower from a ParkingPullout, too.





Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (7C43a)

When I drive through Banff National Park on my way to Vancouver, I always tell the troll at the gate that I will drive with my eyes closed, so as not to wear out the scenery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2018 06:41 PM (sD2WN)

244 >>House and Senate have both voted to reauthorize the FISA courts...


You should really read the bill. Nunes changed the FISA 702 about process to prevent spying on Americans before the bill was voted on.

Alright, I'm out to eat, drink and feel Mary.

Remember, NO SPOILERS!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

245 ***** 214 Worthless shit Fitzgerald Or Fitzpatrick or whatever investigated the Plame "outing" for 45 months

I think you meant "triple-ought-extra-super-duper-ultra-super-secret agent and protector of all freedoms Plame."

Is a little respect too much to ask for?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2018 06:41 PM (JyFLk)

246 I can't believe there's not a single Fishbone fan, here.

Never did like them.

Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at January 18, 2018 06:42 PM (Tyii7)

247 Kurt Schlicter weighs in on the Dems shutting down gubmint:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yamcv94f

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2018 06:42 PM (0ogQG)

248 "Fitz" means "bastard".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 06:42 PM (6FqZa)

249
For example, he doesn't seem to remember that Nellie Ohr, wife of
DOJ senior prosecutor, was in his employ during the election. Fusion has
12 employees.


Maybe he only knew her by her HAM callsign.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

250 'We will prosecute' employers who help immigration sweeps, California AG says

Exactly what law in California will they do this with? The "we want it to be illegal to comply with federal law" statute?

Jackasses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)

251 If you shut us down who will tell you of the glory of salt?

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 18, 2018 06:42 PM (UdKB7)

252 >> state Attorney General Xavier Becerra said at a news conference.


The Feds should be dragging this fucker to Federal Court in under 24 hrs.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:42 PM (7C43a)

253 'We will prosecute' employers who help immigration sweeps, California AG says



The state's top cop issued a warning to California employers
Thursday that businesses face legal repercussions, including fines up to
$10,000, if they assist federal immigration authorities with a
potential widespread immigration crackdown.



"It's important, given these rumors that are out there, to let
people know - more specifically today, employers - that if they
voluntarily start giving up information about their employees or access
to their employees in ways that contradict our new California laws, they
subject themselves to actions by my office," state Attorney General
Xavier Becerra said at a news conference. "We will prosecute those who
violate the law."





read the whole m--f--ing thing.



https://goo.gl/Y2wR9v



Send in the US Marshalls right now and arrest that seditionist Piece of Shit. And his Governor.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (53wvk)

254 You really think the Founders wanted 60 votes (or 60%) in the Senate to pass a spending bill? Even though they named the Vice President as the official tie breaker?

Just get rid of it, I guarantee you the Democrats will the next time they gain control and need something passed.
Posted by: Maritime at January 18, 2018 06:37 PM (lKmt3)


If the Founders saw Schooomer, Leaky Leahy, Little Dick Durbin, McRINO and Flake, for starters, they'd kick everyone in the balls and demand an Article V convention immediately.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (y7DUB)

255 I've seen some seriously hot meter maids, and car hops, and roller derby girls and what was I talking about...

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (6Ll1u)

256 So if the government is technically "out of money" couldn't Trump legally institute mass firings and not get in trouble with silly civil service laws?

I mean I thought the government still had the right to make cuts to departments and people being let go as a result of those cuts?

Or was being a lifetime civil servant added to the Bill of Rights?

Posted by: Maritime at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (lKmt3)

257 And Trump can tweet every day the Dems continue their blockage of border enforcement

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 06:36 PM (otAqJ)
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If it got really effective, Twitter shadow bans the POTUS. I guarantee you they would.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (vDqXW)

258 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (Tyii7)

259 OK, so some say they heard some stuff on Hannity today on the intel memo...

WHAT?????

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (LV3VM)

260
The state's top cop issued a warning to California employers
Thursday that businesses face legal repercussions, including fines up to
$10,000, if they assist federal immigration authorities with a
potential widespread immigration crackdown.


That's clearly obstruction.

Round him up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

261 239 I can't believe there's not a single Fishbone fan, here.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:40 PM (7C43a)
---
I love Fishbone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZF4moOxOjI

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (qJtVm)

262 I am generally pro shutdown, except I worry soldiers might have trouble getting paid.

If that is not an issue, fire away!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dreamer at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (ZT/+/)

263 258 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.
Posted by: The Ad Council at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (Tyii7)

I am a bit peckish. Must be dinner time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (sGSvK)

264 Kinda confused on how Attorney General Xavier Becerra is going to prosecute when federal law trumps state law.

Yes I know. . .But this would be a great thing to run up the flag pole to SCOTUS as a stealth way to go after sanctuary shithole cities.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (bB4HN)

265 http://bit.ly/2DMWT80

Lawmakers want James Clapper prosecuted for surveillance testimony before statute of limitations runs out

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (y3aQB)

266 For example, he doesn't seem to remember that Nellie Ohr, wife of
DOJ senior prosecutor, was in his employ during the election. Fusion has
12 employees.

Maybe he only knew her by her HAM callsign.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

He also claimed that none of his employees spoke Russian. Nellie speaks Russian, fluently. What doya know

Posted by: Cpl. Hicks at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (4u7kU)

267 >>I love Fishbone!


You just get better and better, don't you?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (7C43a)

268
'We will prosecute' employers who help immigration sweeps, California AG says Exactly what law in California will they do this with? The "we want it to be illegal to comply with federal law" statute?

Isn't it against the law for him to coerce a citizen into not cooperating with federal athorities?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (lKyWE)

269 Goldberg is such a pansy. He is so SCARED about the shutdown and what it will look like for Trump. Guess what - the media don't actually have anything to make him look bad, so they just make stuff up anyway.

People like Jonah Goldberg are just simply not capable of understanding Trump. He has no clue there are millions of us normals out here hoping for a shutdown instead of agreeing to accept the democrat list of demands.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (67sg6)

270 ahhhhhhhhhhh noooooo

a government shutdown???

How will we survive?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (F5+ro)

271 OT here,
anyone else w/ Hulu having problems right now?

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2018 06:46 PM (80YfP)

272 The Judge went off the rails last year for some reason. He seems to have taken a very liberal point of view on this whole investigation. I have no idea why.
*********************************************


Rupert's children talked to him about perspectives and long term employment.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 06:46 PM (VzbI8)

273 258 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.
Posted by: The Ad Council at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (Tyii7)

Well I know I need a sammich.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:46 PM (4CCz5)

274 On the Hulu thing, I mean w/ the live streaming thing.

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2018 06:46 PM (80YfP)

275
That's clearly obstruction.

Round him up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

Aiding and abetting an illegal to say....


Harboring -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(iii) makes it an offense for any person who -- knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, conceals harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal, harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any building or any means of transportation.
Encouraging/Inducing -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(iv) makes it an offense for any person who -- encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter, or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry, or residence is or will be in violation of law.
Conspiracy/Aiding or Abetting -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(v) expressly makes it an offense to engage in a conspiracy to commit or aid or abet the commission of the foregoing offenses.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (NgKpN)

276
Yep. Telling people they couldn't take pictures of Devil's Tower from a ParkingPullout, too.

Is that the thing made out of mashed potatoes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (IqV8l)

277 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.


I was hungry an hour ago. So the wife made me a sammich.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (53wvk)

278 Send in the US Marshalls right now and arrest that seditionist Piece of Shit. And his Governor.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (53wvk)
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Nah, we can wait always wait until they start prosecuting people for assisting law enforcement in their appointed duties.

Plus the federal government can also issue employers a warning about obstruction. And then remind everybody the Jan Brewer decision, that immigration enforcement is up to the FEDERAL government, no backsies.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (vDqXW)

279 From 87 - 1994 Fishbone Shows made P Funk / Parliament Shows seem tame.

Such a great live act.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (7C43a)

280 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.

My wife must be cooking for them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (SjImc)

281 But then he turns around, drops trou, and moons the Left right?

While "Moondance" plays in the background.

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (y8XuS)

282 253. 'And to Mr Xavier Becerra, I say - please, sir, reach out to someone, anyone. Your family and friends are worried.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)

283 My grandmother was born here, but went back to Italy when she was 1 year old. Came back when she was in her late 20's with 2 kids, and pregnant with my father. No problem because I guess she was born her and had a dual citizenship thing. My grandfather on the other hand was born Italy, and it took him over a year to be able to come over, so he missed the birth of my father, and my grandmother held down the fort till he arrived.

yeah, I'm just broken up about illegals and dreamers, fuck'em.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (aMlLZ)

284 Isn't there one big conservative employer with balls to tell the AG that he will cooperate fully with the Federal authorities and to bring it bitch.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (2DOZq)

285 261 239 I can't believe there's not a single Fishbone fan, here.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:40 PM (7C43a)

Kinda favor Ken's, especially the Russian. Amazing

Posted by: Donny two scoops at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (4u7kU)

286 If only the prosecutors wanted James Clapper prosecuted for surveillance testimony before statute of limitations runs out.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (VzbI8)

287 Mitch McConnell is a backstabbing incompetent boob and should be forced to resign in disgrace.

Posted by: MAGA at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (LnOh3)

288 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESENEGGER at January 18, 2018 06:39 PM (q177U)
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From your stupid, cro magnon lips to God's ears, Ben!

Suck it, Pittsburgh!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (2sCft)

289 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.

You ain't lyin'!

Posted by: DC Meter Maids at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (Tyii7)

290 258 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.
Posted by: The Ad Council at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (Tyii7)

And America has an obesity epidemic....

Posted by: Fed Gov at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

291 Whatever "blowback" Republicans get on ending the filibuster is worth it.

I wouldn't underestimate the outside chance enough people fold on DACA nonsense to clear this silly filibuster. Even Trump seemed pretty close when he said he'll sign anything.

Posted by: Maritime at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (G/kZc)

292 The only time I'm not hungry is immediately after a big meal. Give me half an hour or so and I start feeling hungry again. So?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (39g3+)

293 270 ahhhhhhhhhhh noooooo

a government shutdown???

How will we survive?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (F5+ro)


Mark Levin is fond of pointing out that much of the government shuts down every weekend, and on Federal holidays.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

294 Amy Walter, lesbian and Democrat.

Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (7JbXq)

295 Send in the US Marshalls right now and arrest that seditionist Piece of Shit. And his Governor.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (53wvk)


Seriously, how can they not. How in any way, shape or form is what they are threatening legal? How can you penalize someone for following the Law? How can they enforce it? What the hell is happening?

I do not understand.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (wmcC8)

296 Off gipper sock.

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:49 PM (7JbXq)

297 May the Dems in Congress next flee to Canada,
Claim political refugee status,
And Justine Treudeau say "non!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2018 06:49 PM (VLjz7)

298 'We will prosecute' employers who help immigration sweeps,"

Define "help"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 06:49 PM (7LY+6)

299 Isn't it against the law for him to coerce a citizen into not cooperating with federal athorities?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2018 06:45 PM (lKyWE)

Malicious prosecution on the state AG is too tasty to pass up.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:49 PM (vDqXW)

300 Great stuff by ace today, funny and rich.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2018 06:49 PM (4e+hS)

301 read the whole m--f--ing thing.

https://goo.gl/Y2wR9v

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 18, 2018 06:38 PM (BLjCA)


========

Wouldn't be prudent for my blood pressure.

We let these sleazoids into our country, treat them with goodwill and generosity, and expect them to assimilate and behave decently.

Then they reveal themselves to be tribal racists, like a pack of animals, complete with chip on shoulder.

To paraphrase Animal House, we shouldn't have trusted them. We should not have let them in in the first place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 06:49 PM (/qEW2)

302 yeah, I'm just broken up about illegals and dreamers, fuck'em.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (aMlLZ)


Still don't understand how the term "illegal" is not self-explanatory.

I actually had some idiot post on Facebook the "people are NOT illegal!!!!"

No shit, Sherlock. But their actions are.

I believe the term my grandmother used was "Don't shit where you eat." If you are here illegally, then anything you do or say is moot. GTFO.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 06:50 PM (7UW64)

303 Send in the US Marshalls right now and arrest that seditionist Piece of Shit. And his Governor.


Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (53wvk)


Arrest? How about line the streets with their rotting impaled corpses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 18, 2018 06:50 PM (aMlLZ)

304 First Trump was going to blow up the world.

Then we were going to die from the tax cut.

Now the gov't is going to possibly shut down.


Man, we've dodged some bullets.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 18, 2018 06:50 PM (bB4HN)

305 292 The only time I'm not hungry is immediately after a big meal. Give me half an hour or so and I start feeling hungry again. So?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (39g3+)

Sounds like youre food insecure or some something.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:50 PM (4CCz5)

306 The government has heart disease and ass cancer

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 06:50 PM (XTXXB)

307 What a great country America is. The poor are fat.

Posted by: Yakov Smirov at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (7JbXq)

308 Then they reveal themselves to be tribal racists, like a pack of animals, complete with chip on shoulder.

To paraphrase Animal House, we shouldn't have trusted them. We should not have let them in in the first place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 06:49 PM (/qEW2)


To be fair, we raise enough feral children in this country without inviting outsiders to join the circus.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (7UW64)

309

Discover the forest

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (IqV8l)

310
'We will prosecute' employers who help immigration sweeps,"


There's something eerily familiar about this...

Posted by: Jefferson Davis and the Confederate States of America at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (BLjCA)

311
Big fat backup due to an accident on the Sam Houston tollway this afternoon. By the time I got up to where it occurred I was thinking it would be worthwhile if it simultaneously involved 1) a muscle car, 2) a Prius, 3) one of those jacked-up urban pickups, 4) a BMW and 5) a Smart Car.

No such luck, unfortunately.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (i8kKh)

312 My raging Gupta was so hard, after four hours I had to rub some Propecia on it.

Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (bJ0w+)

313 Well if California elected a feral animal as AG instead of a human with moral instincts, I must remind myself that it's California, not really a part of this country any longer, and that they are getting what they want.

Good luck New California.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (/qEW2)

314 Clean up the Mold - Yo!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (7C43a)

315 307 What a great country America is. The poor are fat.

Posted by: Yakov Smirov at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (7JbXq)

And drive cars, and smoke cigarettes, and have cell phones and cable television on big screen tvs, and drink soda pop and and and.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 06:52 PM (7UW64)

316 Now that the Democrats have agreed on who non-essential employees are we will begin termination of said employees. For their loyal service we will provide job seeking assistance along with a six month stipend. DLTDHYITA

Posted by: Two Scoops at January 18, 2018 06:52 PM (VzbI8)

317 'And to Mr Xavier Becerra, I say - please, sir, reach out to someone, anyone. Your family and friends are worried.'


I am literally choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 06:52 PM (WbIyz)

318 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 06:51 PM (i8kKh)

I'm guessing a truck was involved though.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

319 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.
Posted by: The Ad Council at January 18, 2018 06:44 PM (Tyii7)

And America has an obesity epidemic....



Yea, let's square that circle. Obese people are hungry all the time would explain it. I mean, how do come up with these numbers? Do they just randomly ask people in the mall..."are you ever hungry". B/c that is the only way I believe those numbers. Or, if they only interviewed homeless people.

Crap stats they pulled outta thin air.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 06:52 PM (wmcC8)

320 though my heart goes out to the Becerra Family.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 06:52 PM (WbIyz)

321 294 Amy Walter, lesbian and Democrat.
Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus at January 18, 2018 06:48 PM (7JbXq)

Does it matter, I mean, would you hit it otherwise?? If a female has non sequiturs, better to have a bunch so it's not a judgement call

Posted by: Donny two scoops at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (4u7kU)

322 Got my SS payment today.

Shut it down!

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (7JbXq)

323 How long until the deets of the report are leaked? Any bets on tonight or will it take until Monday?

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (jxw6R)

324 Fifteen out of every sixteen Americans suffers from hunger.

"One out of 3 Americans weighs more than the other 2"

Richard Jeni

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (y8XuS)

325 And drive cars, and smoke cigarettes, and have cell phones and cable
television on big screen tvs, and drink soda pop and and and.....


...have $500 tattoos.

Posted by: DC Meter Maids at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (Tyii7)

326 Where am I going to poop now that I can't do so in the office hallways?

Posted by: EPA employee, Denver office at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (HD54Z)

327 on the Sam Houston tollway"

Isn't it nice to have the cloud cover, keeping us at the lowest temps in all of Texas?

Thanks, NW, for the cold fronts. Next time, spray something aerosol around, say, Seattle....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (7LY+6)

328 It has always been like this, in every "shutdown" I've seen, which goes back to when Bush the Elder was in office (may have happened before then, but I just don't remember it). The Dims, whether in control of the Congress at the time, or the White House, will cause a shutdown, and then, with the help of their wholly owned Commiecrat subsidiary, the Joseph Goebbels Memorial Ministry of Propaganda (aka the MSM), will blame the Repubs for it. And the Repubs, spineless worms that they are, will let them get away with it.

Pathetic...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (1q8rq)

329
Send in the US Marshalls right now and arrest that seditionist Piece of Shit. And his Governor. Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (53wvk)


No,no,no. They should wait until 3:00 am and kick down the front door of his home.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (lKyWE)

330 So who's going to join me and email MeTV to switch The Rifleman for Branded?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 06:54 PM (6Ll1u)

331 No. Please. Don't shut down the government.

I'm pleading with you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 06:54 PM (xJa6I)

332 If all the obese people wouldn't be obese. .. . I think we'd have food for all the other hungry skinny people.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 18, 2018 06:54 PM (bB4HN)

333 >>No,no,no. They should wait until 3:00 am and kick down the front door of his home.


And shoot his Chihuahua.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:54 PM (7C43a)

334 If the government shuts down how will I continue to get nothing from them?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2018 06:54 PM (4e+hS)

335
This DACA is bullshit. these 'children' become adults long ago and know they are breaking the law. The 36 year old that was deported and MSM went nuts. went to court 12 years ago and has been avoiding deportation since. He could have done something to help himself. Before court and after.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:54 PM (4CCz5)

336 Where am I going to poop now that I can't do so in the office hallways?

*locks the door* Shitter's full.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (6FqZa)

337 327 on the Sam Houston tollway"

Isn't it nice to have the cloud cover, keeping us at the lowest temps in all of Texas?

Thanks, NW, for the cold fronts. Next time, spray something aerosol around, say, Seattle....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (7LY+6)

Done and done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (xJa6I)

338 The report will be leaked by dems tomorrow.

The whole, bad news Friday thing.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (bB4HN)

339 Sexton is wrong in blaming PDT's comment for the dems fighting this.

That is just nonsense. The dems are fighting hard for immigration because they understand that PDT is right, and that once reality breaks though the debate, like the sun breaking through the clouds, they are in trouble.

In the past, there was no one fighting with truth, so the dems could drag on the immigration issue until they got the destructive measures they wanted.

Now PDT is saying "enough!", and he is right, and he has the public behind him.

Blaming him for his language is like blaming reality for being harsh. How do you politely say what needs to be said and get that message to the public? "please sir, may I have another"?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (LWu6U)

340 This is a Nullification Crisis, the Navy should blockade California.

Posted by: Anaconda 2 at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (yM/Yl)

341 I wouldn't underestimate the outside chance enough people fold on DACA nonsense to clear this silly filibuster.

I could easily see the GOP leadership doing this, they are the same ones who stated absolutely right up front that they would never allow the government to shut down in 2010.

Even Trump seemed pretty close when he said he'll sign anything.

You missed where I pointed out how the optics look right now because of that statement. It was a negotiation and a PR move, not a statement of intent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (39g3+)

342 326 Where am I going to poop now that I can't do so in the office hallways?
Posted by: EPA employee, Denver office at January 18, 2018 06:53 PM (HD54Z)


On Nancy Palsi's sugar cone. Bring your own cherry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

343 As others said - Shut it down, and have Donny Two Scoops declare there will be no payment to any non-essential worker for time off after the shutdown is over.

From now on, work furlough means no work, no back pay.

Posted by: pogomip at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (8DCNO)

344 Send all the DACA kids to California. Then say we're going back to 100% deportation.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (vDqXW)

345 Sounds like youre food insecure or some something.


Oh yea, food insecure. That gem. The dems are good at wording. Repubs still suck at it. It hurts us. Messaging and branding...we get an F. Dems get an A. Irritating.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (wmcC8)

346 Califirnia keeps moving their insanity goalposts and I have to keep revising a novel just to keep pace nevermi d exceed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (VLjz7)

347 And shoot his Chihuahua.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:54 PM (7C43a)
----
Use a small enough caliber that it doesn't just disintegrate in a puff of yappy rage.

Beer can chihuahua is delish.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2018 06:56 PM (qJtVm)

348 I'm old enough to remember when responsible government required the passage of clean continuing resolutions.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2018 06:56 PM (v3pYe)

349 I like Amy Walters. Not the usual dumb lib. I wish her well. I wish conservative goals more well.

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:56 PM (7JbXq)

350 As others said - Shut it down, and have Donny Two Scoops declare there will be no payment to any non-essential worker for time off after the shutdown is over.

From now on, work furlough means no work, no back pay.

Posted by: pogomip at January 18, 2018 06:55 PM (8DCNO)
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I'm okay with them getting paid as much as they would have been paid on unemployment.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:56 PM (vDqXW)

351
If they're going toto shut it down, can I stop paying taxes? Pretty please?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 06:56 PM (/kr9/)

352 Thanks for your prayers, ya'll. Husband has landed safely in ATL after Delta's clusterf*ck with their fuel gauge.

Missed his connected flight to Bill and the Beast Airport, so Delta is putting him up somewhere for the night.

Husband said if he absolutely didn't need to meet with client's European clients, he would have jumped ship this morning.

Again, thanks for the Horde's all powerful prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

353 The dems are fighting hard for immigration because they understand that PDT is right, and that once reality breaks though the debate, like the sun breaking through the clouds, they are in trouble.

Absolutely. I mean part of it is well-meaning compassion, but the bulk of it is just electoral fact: they cannot win if they don't have illegal votes replacing their dwindling voter bloc.

President Trump is the first war time president in the culture wars. This is what Christians get that the left cannot understand. For all his flaws, he's actually the first one to fight back against their insanity and evil, and we'll put up with the former to get the latter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)

354 OT:

"The state's top cop issued a warning to California employers Thursday that businesses face legal repercussions, including fines up to $10,000, if they assist federal immigration authorities with a potential widespread immigration crackdown.

"It's important, given these rumors that are out there, to let people know - more specifically today, employers - that if they voluntarily start giving up information about their employees or access to their employees in ways that contradict our new California laws, they subject themselves to actions by my office," state Attorney General Xavier Becerra said at a news conference. "We will prosecute those who violate the law."

So, California is going to start prosecuting employers who cooperate with Federal law enforcement.

This is sedition, pure and simple. Worthy of South Carolina, 1861.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2018 06:57 PM (Mrl1e)

355 Also, Trumps Census should declare Illegals are "Indians, not taxed" for census purposes. Just to here them scream. The reapportionment of seats out of California would make me smile.

Posted by: Anaconda 2 at January 18, 2018 06:58 PM (yM/Yl)

356 Crap stats they pulled outta thin air.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 06:52 PM (wmcC

Yeah, the local rag posted that 1 in three Alaskan women have been victims of stalking.

Really?

How many did you ask?

And what exactly did you ask them?

One of the things listed was "unwanted phone calls."

Like, you know, Democratic Party robocalls or something.

Also, unwanted looks.

Really?

Not stalking.

Not serious.

In fact, just plain idiotic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 06:58 PM (7UW64)

357 If the government shuts down, will they stop withholding taxes from my paycheck?

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

358 Libs: We don't have enough room to jail people just for drug offenses!!!

California: We're gonna start sending employers to jail for helping out with federal investigations!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:58 PM (vDqXW)

359 Husband said if he absolutely didn't need to meet with client's European clients, he would have jumped ship this morning.
------
Mafia?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (qJtVm)

360
If the government shuts down, will they stop withholding taxes from my paycheck?

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)


Will the IRS close shop?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

361 so is this a govt for the people.

the shut down is , for the people i hope

and not for the govt like in obamas time, when it was Make 'the people' hurt,, you know those average joe memorials etc

Posted by: willow at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (t2Uf9)

362
Hey, I suffer from food insecurity! I'm worried there's no chocolate ice cream in the house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (8IZDE)

363
Yea, let's square that circle. Obese people are hungry all the time would explain it. I mean, how do come up with these numbers? Do they just randomly ask people in the mall..."are you ever hungry". B/c that is the only way I believe those numbers. Or, if they only interviewed homeless people.

Crap stats they pulled outta thin air.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 06:52 PM (wmcC


Yes. in public schools here in Phoenix. They ask the kids a biased question. And surprise "food insecurity!" Free food for everyone! 365! Yay!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (4CCz5)

364 when responsible government required the passage of clean continuing resolutions. "

Clean hallways, though, are another matter...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (7LY+6)

365
If the GOP was smart (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)-

they would use the Democrats threat to shutdown the gov't to play Dim constituencies against one another to help break up their coalition like so....

claim that the Democrats are endangering American citizens by threatening to shut down the gov't for illegal aliens (yes! use those words).

State that the Democrats are placing "Our most vulnerable" in danger, because their welfare checks and WIC cards etc might not be able to be sent out when the gov't shuts down.

Variations on this would be pure poison to the Dim coalition.

And the Reps could write the budget however they liked.

Cuz eventually the Dims will have to fold.

C'mon Turtle, Eddie Munster show some grit.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (9q7Dl)

366 >>> Great stuff by ace today, funny and rich.

and the headlines...they're back baby!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (C6eZV)

367 Thanks for your prayers, ya'll. Husband has landed safely in ATL

Great to hear it

Yeah, the local rag posted that 1 in three Alaskan women have been victims of stalking.

Well they didn't mention that most of them were by wolves

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

368 Absolutely. I mean part of it is well-meaning compassion, but the bulk of it is just electoral fact: they cannot win if they don't have illegal votes replacing their dwindling voter bloc.

President Trump is the first war time president in the culture wars. This is what Christians get that the left cannot understand. For all his flaws, he's actually the first one to fight back against their insanity and evil, and we'll put up with the former to get the latter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)


NONE of it is well-meaning compassion. When you force an entire country to subvert justice so that people who have no claims can take what they feel they want by force, that is NOT compassion.

They call it that, so you don't try to see the truth.

It's a bit like calling an abbatoir "Planned Parenthood." Call it what you like, a baby is gonna die.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (7UW64)

369 "California: We're gonna start sending employers to jail for helping out with federal investigations!"

Nah, they'll just fine employers $500,000 for each and every time they cooperate with Federal immigration authorities.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (Mrl1e)

370 IIRC, SC actually fired upon U.S. troops.

Stay tuned.

btw, there is a huge Naval presence in San Diego.

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (7JbXq)

371 I'm forty pounds overweight. I'm hungry all the time. My cells are screaming sugar sugar come home to daddy.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (VzbI8)

372 357 If the government shuts down, will they stop withholding taxes from my paycheck?

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

Huh...NO.

Posted by: IRS at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (4CCz5)

373 The state's top cop issued a warning to California employers
Thursday that businesses face legal repercussions, including fines up to
$10,000, if they assist federal immigration authorities with a
potential widespread immigration crackdown.



"It's important, given these rumors that are out there, to let
people know - more specifically today, employers - that if they
voluntarily start giving up information about their employees or access
to their employees in ways that contradict our new California laws, they
subject themselves to actions by my office," state Attorney General
Xavier Becerra said at a news conference. "We will prosecute those who
violate the law."

These would be the same employers hiring illegal immigrants in the first place? I don't see many voluntarily complying with ICE

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 07:01 PM (ANIFC)

374 MSNBC attitude towards PDR reminds me of Cpl. King's attitude toward being emancipated.

Posted by: Donny two scoops at January 18, 2018 07:01 PM (4u7kU)

375 Ever go to bed hungry?

Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 18, 2018 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

376 So, California is going to start prosecuting employers who cooperate with Federal law enforcement.

This is sedition, pure and simple. Worthy of South Carolina, 1861.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2018 06:57 PM (Mrl1e)
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I would accept that it could be states rights, if they hadn't made the 2014 decision against Jan Brewer, that Arizon enforcing its own immigration laws was pre-emption of a federal function.

I don't trust ANY liberal judge to not turn that decision on its head, however.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 07:01 PM (vDqXW)

377 >>btw, there is a huge Anal presence in San Francisco.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 07:01 PM (7C43a)

378 Mafia?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (qJtVm)

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

The earlier drama was husband trying to get to ATL and on to Arkansas for three the past three days. Finally got on his Delta flight out of Savannah, and the plane turned around and went back to the gate BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T TELL HOW MUCH FUEL THEY HAD.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

379 330 So who's going to join me and email MeTV to switch The Rifleman for Branded?

Long as you don't mess with Perry Mason, Wild Wild West, Hawaii Five-O, and Columbo.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2018 07:02 PM (v3pYe)

380 362
Hey, I suffer from food insecurity! I'm worried there's no chocolate ice cream in the house.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (8IZDE)


I'm more worried about the beer supply, so can I get free beer?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:02 PM (7UW64)

381 Would sending Mitch + Paul a link help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVsyvuij20

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2018 07:02 PM (FhXTo)

382 My dream -

Shutdown. Total chaos. Barricades in front of monuments.

PDT walks out and with senators and news media and SS and public and says "Fire the bastards that put in these barricades all the way up their chain of command!"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2018 07:02 PM (LWu6U)

383
And shoot his Chihuahua.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:54 PM (7C43a)


I was going to say that but I feared the wrath of the pet thread

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2018 07:02 PM (lKyWE)

384 372 357 If the government shuts down, will they stop withholding taxes from my paycheck?

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

Huh...NO.
Posted by: IRS at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (4CCz5)

Actually Ye, wait, still no. Carry on.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at January 18, 2018 07:02 PM (72PAC)

385 My typing sucks bigly right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

386 Why the flip-flop, media?
I'm always floppy.

Posted by: chris cillizza at January 18, 2018 07:03 PM (ewxPW)

387 354 OT:

"The state's top cop issued a warning to California employers Thursday that businesses face legal repercussions, including fines up to $10,000, if they assist federal immigration authorities with a potential widespread immigration crackdown.

"It's important, given these rumors that are out there, to let people know - more specifically today, employers - that if they voluntarily start giving up information about their employees or access to their employees in ways that contradict our new California laws, they subject themselves to actions by my office," state Attorney General Xavier Becerra said at a news conference. "We will prosecute those who violate the law."

So, California is going to start prosecuting employers who cooperate with Federal law enforcement.

This is sedition, pure and simple. Worthy of South Carolina, 1861.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2018 06:57 PM (Mrl1e)

ICE is planning a big raid in San Francisco. At least 1500 arrests. It's coming soon.

The feds aren't going to back down here so...

Remember these are the same people who wanted to make goddamn sure you ate that Obamacare until you choked on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2018 07:03 PM (4ErVI)

388 375 Ever go to bed hungry?

Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 18, 2018 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

Do you experience hunger at home?



Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 07:03 PM (4CCz5)

389
Yes. in public schools here in Phoenix. They ask the kids a biased question. And surprise "food insecurity!" Free food for everyone! 365! Yay!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (4CCz5)

Yeah.... free food and health care from Government...

Now, in order to FUND that, the government taxes my Labor... ie takes the fruit of my labor.

If I don't pay said tax, I can be fined, or Jailed.

Isn't that the very essence of Slavery? Someone forcing you to work for them? with the threat of violence?

At the very least.... we are Peasants... except that peasants normally only owed their Lord ONE day a weeks labor...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2018 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

390 President Trump is the first war time president in the culture wars. This is what Christians get that the left cannot understand. For all his flaws, he's actually the first one to fight back against their insanity and evil, and we'll put up with the former to get the latter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)


Dude, I don't care if he walked into the oval office wearing a porn star as a dick ornament, and if went as far as baseball bat some of these dems I would let him kill a fucking puppy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 18, 2018 07:03 PM (aMlLZ)

391 So, fuck the military again, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

392 >>>Arrest? How about line the streets with their rotting impaled corpses.

poetic words mr. songwriter

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (C6eZV)

393 Glad your hubby made it safely Jane.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (wmcC8)

394 Arkansas for three the past three days. "

Well, 11 hours one way, 3 hr meetngreet, 11 hours...

Yeah. He'd have been back by now.

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (7LY+6)

395 Send in the US Marshalls right now and arrest that seditionist Piece of Shit. And his Governor.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 06:43 PM (53wvk)


========

Barring that, could SWAT prank guy be hired to pull the same prank on them? That would be entertaining.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (/qEW2)

396 btw, there is a huge Naval presence in San Diego.

Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 07:00 PM (7JbXq)

Yeah, they have the same in SF except it's naval, with a little n. And they gaze longing into it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (7UW64)

397 Yeah, the local rag posted that 1 in three Alaskan women have been victims of stalking.


And 2 in 3 have Hepatitis c.

3 in 3 are overweight.

and 3 in 1 have mogo in the koko.

Posted by: Libtard "Science" at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (9q7Dl)

398 Your husbands name isn't George is it?

Jane and George would be most excellent.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (wmcC8)

399 Shutting down government because of illegal aliens.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (fceHP)

Are they so out of touch that they really think that's a winning strategy?
Posted by: Subway at January 18, 2018 06:12

We are told there's only 800,000 of them (which I don't believe). That's out of a population what, 330 million? And everyone is going to applaud shutting down the govt over those few?

Actually I could give a shit if it "shuts down" as long as the employees don't get paid vacations. The less they do the less they can harass the rest of us.

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (80YfP)

400 Finally got on his Delta flight out of Savannah, and the plane turned around and went back to the gate BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T TELL HOW MUCH FUEL THEY HAD.

But I'm sure Delta was totally up on its diversity and inclusion goals.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (6FqZa)

401 Apropos of nothing, how many Star Bonifacio Model BM 9mm SA Pistols were
made? These things are for sale everywhere at about $200 delivered.


There is a Wikipedia page on them 217,682 is the number according to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Model_BM

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (7zXVZ)

402 You don't hear about them so much now because they were so destroyed and mocked but the left was big on "Food deserts" for a while, areas where you couldn't buy stuff from Whole Foods basically.

There was food within walking distance, but usually at bodegas and convenience stores, so the nutritional quality sometimes wasn't great. So they were declared "deserts" and Something Must Be Done!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (39g3+)

403 359 Husband said if he absolutely didn't need to meet with client's European clients, he would have jumped ship this morning.
------
Mafia?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2018 06:59 PM (qJtVm)

Ahem, 'Good Family Men' is what they were referred to by my family on the Italian side.

My Grandmother had a picture of her father. I never heard much about great grandpa. They were from Queens. She and her sister adored him. He had a .38 he passed down. It is a "Chief's" or "Policeman's Special." I asked my Mom one time when I was maybe 12 whether great granpa was a policeman (because of the gun.) She said, and I quote, "Grandpa hated cops."

Still, I did not quite get the message until I saw a photo of him. Great Granpa checked every stereotype box. He had an overcoat. A very nice suit. A fedora. He even had a carnation in his lapel. The only thing he was missing was a violin case.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (sZJfc)

404 For just $5 a month, you can help feed a DC meter maid.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (Tyii7)

405 This is where Sessions needs to get out of the wonky trenches and publicly warn the CA AG that he is approaching sedition and that any further actions by the CA AG to knowingly hinder national security and violate Federal law will result in dire consequences.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 07:06 PM (2DOZq)

406 I live off the gummint. Get a check from DOD and SSA. But they are not welfare. Welfare, as we all know, does not require 22 years military service nor 53 years of being a taxpayer. I doubt the government will go broke this month. Not like the left ain't been trying to break it since LBJ.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2018 07:06 PM (zLDYs)

407 Remember when Barry had his goons but up crap to keep tourists from seeing Mt. Rushmore from the damned road? And he order the Park Dept. to turn away Honor Flight vets from the WWII memorial?

How I wish Barry had his museum/bath house built already, and PDT put up one barrier: To Preezy Ponce's precious "museum."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

408 *stares at typing fingers* Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

409 398 Your husbands name isn't George is it?

Jane and George would be most excellent.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (wmcC


Joe D'Oh is more poetic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:06 PM (mbhDw)

410 404 For just $5 a month, you can help feed a DC meter maid.
Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (Tyii7)

to what? or to whom?

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 07:06 PM (ABjxW)

411 Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:01 PM (ptqGC)
----

Jee. Bus.

Jeebus.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2018 07:07 PM (qJtVm)

412 But I'm sure Delta was totally up on its diversity and inclusion goals."

So they're in the same league as the US Navy?

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:07 PM (7LY+6)

413 "ICE is planning a big raid in San Francisco. At least 1500 arrests. It's coming soon.

The feds aren't going to back down here so... "

We sent the 101st Airborne to Mississippi in 1965 to enforce Federal law - we can do that to San Francisco.

The blue states may be about to find out that years of their anti-military propaganda has ensured that the US military is primarily comprised of people from rural areas and Southerners.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2018 07:08 PM (Mrl1e)

414 So they're in the same league as the US Navy?

"We can't steer or watch out for other ships but we have the best workshops on diversity and inclusion!"
--US Navy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:08 PM (39g3+)

415 There was food within walking distance, but usually at bodegas and convenience stores, so the nutritional quality sometimes wasn't great. So they were declared "deserts" and Something Must Be Done!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (39g3+)

And yet, they expect everyone to ride the bus rather than drive.

And last I checked, in this country we are free to move about anywhere we please, without hindrance.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:08 PM (7UW64)

416 No anal leakage yet ? I'm surprised

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 18, 2018 07:08 PM (M+Lyo)

417 They just counted, and the Democrats are still several votes shy of having enough to shutdown Trump's massively yuge Schadenboner.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 07:08 PM (ABjxW)

418 413. Den we can haz deffskwadz?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

419 My Grandmother had a picture of her father. I never
heard much about great grandpa. They were from Queens. She and her
sister adored him. He had a .38 he passed down. It is a "Chief's" or
"Policeman's Special." I asked my Mom one time when I was maybe 12
whether great granpa was a policeman (because of the gun.) She said, and
I quote, "Grandpa hated cops."



Still, I did not quite get the message until I saw a photo of him.
Great Granpa checked every stereotype box. He had an overcoat. A very
nice suit. A fedora. He even had a carnation in his lapel. The only
thing he was missing was a violin case.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (sZJfc)


Wow. I mean, "WOW." Backs slowly away from Aetius.......makes note never to piss off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

420 Obama blocking veterans who wanted to visit war memorials was the worse. What a petty, mean spirited mincing ponce he is.

Posted by: Cheri at January 18, 2018 07:09 PM (oiNtH)

421 Barring that, could SWAT prank guy be hired to pull the same prank on them? That would be entertaining.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (/qEW2)
*******************


No need to be vicious just freeze all federal funding.
C:_California-funds\freeze\ > Enter

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 07:09 PM (VzbI8)

422 "ICE is planning a big raid in San Francisco. At least 1500 arrests. It's coming soon.


I hope all their troops are up on their Hepatitis vaccinations.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 07:09 PM (ABjxW)

423 Jane be thankful it wasn't a Gimli Glider

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2018 07:09 PM (VLjz7)

424 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018"

Yurrpeans in Atlanta?

Automaker/supplier?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:10 PM (7LY+6)

425 http://bit.ly/2DOZajf

A Bombshell House Intelligence report exposing extensive FISA abuse could lead to the removal of senior government officials

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 07:10 PM (y3aQB)

426 issed his connected flight to Bill and the Beast Airport, so Delta is putting him up somewhere for the night.

Husband said if he absolutely didn't need to meet with client's European clients, he would have jumped ship this morning.

Again, thanks for the Horde's all powerful prayers.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

Why can't he drive to Arkansas? can't be more than 600 miles, surely?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2018 07:10 PM (sD2WN)

427 Wow. I mean, "WOW." Backs slowly away from Aetius.......makes note never to piss off.

Hey, he's a good fella.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:10 PM (39g3+)

428 KA-FUCKING-CHING

BITCHEZ!!!

Posted by: Bag of Dicks salesman at January 18, 2018 07:10 PM (89T5c)

429 401 Apropos of nothing, how many Star Bonifacio Model BM 9mm SA Pistols were
made? These things are for sale everywhere at about $200 delivered.

There is a Wikipedia page on them 217,682 is the number according to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Model_BM
Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (7zXVZ)

And they keep tempting me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 07:10 PM (xJa6I)

430 And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll send you absolutely free this lovely Amy Schumer fupa rest!

Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 18, 2018 07:11 PM (Tyii7)

431 423 Jane be thankful it wasn't a Gimli Glider
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2018 07:09 PM (VLjz7)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKrei80jBg8

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2018 07:11 PM (qJtVm)

432 >>anyone else w/ Hulu having problems right now?

Posted by: Farmer

Yeah, the little twink keeps buzzing around my ass.
Oh wait, you said Hulu, not Sulu.
Never mind.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 18, 2018 07:11 PM (2cuLk)

433 Joe D'Oh is more poetic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 07:06 PM (mbhDw)


But Jane and George Jetson is so much cooler! Then I'd forever have that great image of them.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:11 PM (wmcC8)

434 JEEBUS. I thought husband was in ATL when he texted me. His Delta flight is still on the ground here.

Yeah, he could have driven. Over shut-down iced-over interstates.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

435 Obama blocking veterans who wanted to visit war memorials was the worse.

I loved how they just tossed the barricades aside and went in anyway. Arrest us, you limp putz. Give it your best shot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:12 PM (39g3+)

436 Surely a conservative district judge somewhere could issue an injunction to halt EBT, AFDC and SSI payments during a shutdown. For the children.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 18, 2018 07:12 PM (gqDeG)

437
BTW: This report has now been cleared for reading by all Congressmen. As Byron York suggests, this is probably a step towards making it publicly available.

One way or the other -- now that it's in 535 people's hands, plus their staff members cleared to read it, it's very very leakable.

And I hear it's gonna be a doozy.


Some brave Republican senator should just read the whole thing out on the floor of the Senate.

Just one thing missing: there's no such thing as a brave Republican.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 07:12 PM (apA38)

438 410 404 For just $5 a month, you can help feed a DC meter maid.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (Tyii7)

I'd rather give the $5 to the street guys in Portland who ask fo money for weed and beer. Or the guy who wants a new guitar. theyre honest. Fuck the government.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 07:13 PM (4CCz5)

439 >>anyone else w/ Hulu having problems right now?

Try a Different HULU Hoop?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 07:13 PM (y3aQB)

440 I was going to stick with one martini. I may have to have one more. Stress is a killer, they say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

441 Yeah, the little twink keeps buzzing around my ass"

Uranus?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:13 PM (7LY+6)

442 Arrest? How about line the streets with their rotting impaled corpses.

poetic words mr. songwriter

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 07:04 PM (C6eZV)


Probably some truth to that. Years of listening to Manowar probably didn't help either. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 18, 2018 07:13 PM (aMlLZ)

443 And they keep tempting me.

I would buy one if I hadn't already blown this months entrainment budget. The link I posted seems like one of the best deals with free shipping and the original box.

http://bit.ly/2mUyLJs

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (WbIyz)

444 The only
thing he was missing was a violin case.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2018 07:05 PM (sZJfc)
***********************


Cool. My great grandfather took the family to Yosemite in '33. My great aunt told the story of him arguing with a Ranger about checking his pistols.

Posted by: gNewt at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (VzbI8)

445 Navy to prosecute officers on manslaughter charges was the headline I read, Obama ruined everything.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)

446 entrainment ?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (WbIyz)

447 Yeah, he could have driven. Over shut-down iced-over interstates."

Seeee, it's a plan...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (7LY+6)

448 Launch the Hulu probe, Mr. Chekov!

Posted by: Sulu at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (Tyii7)

449 >>>The only thing he was missing was a violin case

my grampa drove a "bread truck" in chicago

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (C6eZV)

450 OMG Jane.. how ridiculous! Yeah.. better have that second martini!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (dUJdY)

451 440 I was going to stick with one martini. I may have to have one more. Stress is a killer, they say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

I'll see you the 2 and raise you one Jane.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 07:15 PM (4CCz5)

452 Bottoms up, ladies!!

Of course, it's only 3:20 here, so I'm at work. But somebody ought to be drinking, so hoist one for me, please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:15 PM (7UW64)

453 I loved how they just tossed the barricades aside and went in anyway. Arrest us, you limp putz. Give it your best shot


If the Waffen SS couldn't stop them, no Smokey the Bear will.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 07:15 PM (WbIyz)

454 Why do people care about shut downs? Don't government employees get back pay when it "starts up" again?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 18, 2018 07:16 PM (U+nHb)

455 Just one thing missing: there's no such thing as a brave Republican.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 07:12 PM (apA3

I think Tom Cotton of Arkansas is Brave. Same of Rand Paul.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 07:16 PM (8+Ozj)

456 443 And they keep tempting me.

I would buy one if I hadn't already blown this months entrainment budget. The link I posted seems like one of the best deals with free shipping and the original box.

http://bit.ly/2mUyLJs
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 07:14 PM (WbIyz)

Uff da. Thanks...
...so tempted.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 07:16 PM (xJa6I)

457 453 I loved how they just tossed the barricades aside and went in anyway. Arrest us, you limp putz. Give it your best shot


If the Waffen SS couldn't stop them, no Smokey the Bear will.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 07:15 PM (WbIyz)


Would have been nice to see ol' Bathhouse Barry try to stop them personally. I would have paid money to see that.

Chickenshit. **spits**

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:16 PM (7UW64)

458 What a fun week we're all gonna have next week.

That document will either be released, or it's going to leak. It's a given now that members of Congress have seen it.

Stealth Jeff January 18, 2018

Very big discrepancy here in Simpson's Senate and House testimony. In Senate, says he met Bill Browder when he was with Wall Street Journal (pre-2009). He told House he didn't know who Browder was when he took up Prevezon case in 2013.

Chuck Ross January 18, 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 18, 2018 07:17 PM (y3aQB)

459 Shutdown = win

The only thing wrong with the previous shutdowns is that some dumbass decided to end them.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 18, 2018 07:17 PM (1L9V9)

460 452 Bottoms up, ladies!!

Of course, it's only 3:20 here, so I'm at work. But somebody ought to be drinking, so hoist one for me, please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:15 PM (7UW64)

That's not funny. Bob...its Bob.... whats so hard about Cannibal BOB.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 07:17 PM (4CCz5)

461 As for me.. I think I will have a shot of Godiva chocolate.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 07:17 PM (dUJdY)

462 What would El Sleazo Shitsaino AG charge them with? Can he make up laws on the fly and punish law abiding citizens? What a piece of filth.

Posted by: Bear phone at January 18, 2018 07:17 PM (2835Q)

463 If the Waffen SS couldn't stop them, no Smokey the Bear will.

Smokey was just smart and self aware enough not to try, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:17 PM (39g3+)

464
180 No govt means no irs jackbooted thugs right?

pretty sure they're in the "essential" category.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2018 07:18 PM (sGtp+)

465 454 Why do people care about shut downs? Don't government employees get back pay when it "starts up" again?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 18, 2018 07:16 PM (U+nHb)


Only if they take paid leave. They don't get paid when on furlough, which is how this pans out.

So, shut it down for a month or so, and see how much we save!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:18 PM (7UW64)

466 If the fuel gauge wasn't working on Delta's puddle jumper, what else is keeping them on the ground after filling the tank nearly 45 minutes ago? It's a 45 minute flight to ATL at the most.

Gah. I will not rest until my husband texts me/calls from ATL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 07:18 PM (ptqGC)

467
The only thing he was missing was a violin case.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


A man walks into a bank with a violin case. Everyone screams and runs because they think he has a machine gun.

A man walks into a bank with a viola case. Everyone screams and runs because they think he's going to play the viola.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 07:18 PM (apA38)

468 Ok what the hell AK. As long as I get to drink.

**pours tequila*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 07:18 PM (4CCz5)

469 I have no foodz. Trying to decide if I should play Russian Roulette with the Drive Thru.

I hate grocery shopping. I do have oatmeal, but I don't really like it.

The temps are in the 20s, so not too cold out to make a run I guess.

Can't seem to decide.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:18 PM (wmcC8)

470 465 454 Why do people care about shut downs? Don't government employees get back pay when it "starts up" again?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 18, 2018 07:16 PM (U+nHb)


Only if they take paid leave. They don't get paid when on furlough, which is how this pans out.

So, shut it down for a month or so, and see how much we save!
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:18 PM (7UW64)

Why don't they just print more money and use that? They were going to do it anyway...

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

471 whats so hard about Cannibal BOB.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 07:17 PM (4CCz5)


Perhaps his schadenboner?

Or does BOB stand for Bring your Own Booze?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:19 PM (7UW64)

472 I have no foodz.

See?

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 18, 2018 07:19 PM (Tyii7)

473 I loved how they just tossed the barricades aside and went in anyway. Arrest us, you limp putz. Give it your best shot


If the Waffen SS couldn't stop them, no Smokey the Bear will.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 07:15 PM (WbIyz)


Fucking great, ain't it?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 18, 2018 07:19 PM (aMlLZ)

474 469 I have no foodz. Trying to decide if I should play Russian Roulette with the Drive Thru.

==

i guess if you order on a fastfood app they can't get it wrong

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 07:19 PM (hMwEB)

475 The Dems are cowards too.

Thugs and bullies hiding behind the Media's skirts.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)

476 Btw Isnt saying "bottoms up!" To chicks like sexual assault or something?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (4CCz5)

477
NOBODY gives a shit about the fake shutdowns.

The only idiots who buy into this bullshit are the Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (Be/0p)

478 The Fendertones cover the Beach Boys Shut Down

https://youtu.be/aLL3V-Ebxgo

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (QLvwG)

479 Ok... temps down to 36 due to "cloud cover" keeping the sun from warming shiite up. Coldest spot in all of Texas, and just NE of Houston proper.

I'm about ready to go f'n nutz here. Need warm air NOW!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (7LY+6)

480 Hearing about high ranking officials getting rolled up due to FISA.

Trump at the State of the Union:

Today I settled all family business.

Oh please please please

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (gC2IV)

481 469 I have no foodz. Trying to decide if I should play Russian Roulette with the Drive Thru.

I hate grocery shopping. I do have oatmeal, but I don't really like it.

The temps are in the 20s, so not too cold out to make a run I guess.

Can't seem to decide.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:18 PM (wmcC

Wendy's? Or what are your options? Besides oatmeal and ice water?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 07:21 PM (xJa6I)

482
All this fake hype and fake angst is designed to do one thing: Put Pressure On Republicans To CAVE.

Nobody cares about this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 07:21 PM (Be/0p)

483 I think Tom Cotton of Arkansas is Brave. Same of Rand Paul.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 07:16 PM (8+Ozj)


I'll add the chick who said dick on TuCa last night.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 18, 2018 07:21 PM (aMlLZ)

484 oatmeal isn't really food fwiw

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 07:21 PM (hMwEB)

485 I'm about ready to go f'n nutz here. Need warm air NOW!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (7LY+6)


Poor baby. I feel for you. I really do.

Plug in your hairdryer and aim it at your nuts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (7UW64)

486
NOBODY cared about abu graib.

NOBODY cared about "torturing" al qaeda.

But the Republicans bought into it. And caved.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (Be/0p)

487 oatmeal isn't really food fwiw

Blasphemer!

Posted by: the Food Pyramid, bow before me at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (6FqZa)

488 James Okeefe should tail Senators like Graham and watch how often they dine and party with the dims. My guess, constantly

Posted by: Donny two scoops at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (4u7kU)

489 And they keep tempting me.


The Wiki page has a link to "A critical look at the star model BM". You'll really be tempted if you read that.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (7zXVZ)

490 Isnt saying "bottoms up!" To chicks like sexual assault or something?

There's a Hope Solo joke in there somewhere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (39g3+)

491 Plug in your hairdryer"

Hairdryer? At my age?

That's funny.

Wait, do they make an ear hair dryer????

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (7LY+6)

492 Hearing about high ranking officials getting rolled up due to FISA.

Trump at the State of the Union:

Today I settled all family business.

Oh please please please

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (gC2IV)


if your erection lasts more than 4 years...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (aMlLZ)

493 oatmeal isn't really food fwiw

"It can protect you from the Diabeetus"
-Wilford Brimley

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 07:23 PM (39g3+)

494 489 And they keep tempting me.


The Wiki page has a link to "A critical look at the star model BM". You'll really be tempted if you read that.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 07:22 PM (7zXVZ)


Arrrrgh!

I'm FUNemployed...I can't keep buying guns!!

right?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 07:23 PM (xJa6I)

495
oatmeal isn't really food fwiw

Monster! Monster!

*holds out crucifix at arms length*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 07:24 PM (6ncKs)

496 You can eat an oatmeal tree, you know.

Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at January 18, 2018 07:25 PM (Tyii7)

497 In 1861 the Democratic Party decided to go to war with the United States federal government over the Dems' desire to keep their slaves.

In 2018, the Democratic Party decided to go to war with the United States federal government over the Dems' desire to keep their slaves -- er, I mean, the illegal immigrants paid slave wages to rake leaves and bus tables for limousine liberals.

The Democratic Party: Fighting to Preserve Slavery for since 1861!

"Don't let those Republicans take your slaves away! Who will mow your lawn? Who will make your burrito? Join the fight!"

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 07:25 PM (42M22)

498 oats are for horses
why you want the poor horsies to starve?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 07:25 PM (hMwEB)

499 484. True. It's fodder for horses, Scotsmen, and other beasts of burden

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:25 PM (fA1SL)

500 Lots of fast food places, and grocery stores.

But I try and avoid fast food during flu months b/c it is a great vector for germs.

Only reason down to oatmeal is the cold has stopped me from grocery store. Should have gone over the weekend.

I am a total wuss. It's my own fault. But I complain anyway, like a good American moron.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:26 PM (wmcC8)

501 Preserve Slavery for since 1861!
=
Preserve Slavery Since 1861!

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 07:26 PM (42M22)

502 497 In 1861 the Democratic Party decided to go to war with the United States federal government over the Dems' desire to keep their slaves.

In 2018, the Democratic Party decided to go to war with the United States federal government over the Dems' desire to keep their slaves -- er, I mean, the illegal immigrants paid slave wages to rake leaves and bus tables for limousine liberals.

The Democratic Party: Fighting to Preserve Slavery for since 1861!

"Don't let those Republicans take your slaves away! Who will mow your lawn? Who will make your burrito? Join the fight!"
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 07:25 PM (42M22)

President Eisenhower had to send the 101st in to Arkansas to put down another Demoncrat insurrection.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)

503 the chevy commercial on the interstate ramp. am i the only one that wishes they would get smoked by an eighteen wheeler hauling nuclear waste? fuck government motors.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2018 07:26 PM (KP5rU)

504 DEMON CRATS R EVIL...

Posted by: me at January 18, 2018 07:27 PM (oZM/7)

505 499 484. True. It's fodder for horses, Scotsmen, and other beasts of burden
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:25 PM (fA1SL)

Jonson's Dictionary definition was "what the English feed their horses and what the Scottish feed their children."

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 07:28 PM (ANIFC)

506 Big ol' mess of kasha, with cabbage and turnips on the side. Vodka as aperitif, and digestif.

Slav-Power!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)

507 Professor Chaos, never thought of fast food as a risk for flu

makes sense though

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 07:28 PM (hMwEB)

508 DEMON CRATS R EVIL... RINOS R WORSE...!!!

Posted by: me at January 18, 2018 07:28 PM (oZM/7)

509 that 1 in three Alaskan women have been victims of stalking.

They have to be counting Moose.

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2018 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

510 Can't remember where I saw it, but it seems appropriate. Democrats haven't been this mad since the last time their slaves were taken away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2018 07:30 PM (gC2IV)

511 500 Lots of fast food places, and grocery stores.

But I try and avoid fast food during flu months b/c it is a great vector for germs.

Only reason down to oatmeal is the cold has stopped me from grocery store. Should have gone over the weekend.

I am a total wuss. It's my own fault. But I complain anyway, like a good American moron.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 07:26 PM (wmcC

Get drive through food, THEN go to supermarket.

Also, just for me, I love the maple and brown sugar oatmeal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 07:30 PM (xJa6I)

512 The military and all gov. workers care very deeply about shutdowns.

Also many contractors who have to stop work, and furlough their *private* employees when the gov. oversight is not there.

So shutdowns are a big deal, but mostly to people in DC, and people kicking back to their politicians for contracts.

I feel terrible for anyone who is furloughed. The loss of income can often be harsh.

I also understand that most people in the private sector face more risk every day. Gov. jobs are very very secure, and they also pay better, so occasional shutdowns are hard to get worked up over.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2018 07:30 PM (LWu6U)

513 Jonson's Dictionary definition was "what the English feed their horses and what the Scottish feed their children."

And as my wee Scottish granny would retort: "and where did you ever see such horses, or such men".

Ye wee English git.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2018 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

514 House voting on the CR now.

Going to pass.



The issue is the Senate, yeah?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 07:30 PM (8iiMU)

515 476 Btw Isnt saying "bottoms up!" To chicks like sexual assault or something?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 07:20 PM (4CCz5)

It's like a train entering a tunnel.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 18, 2018 07:30 PM (jeefx)

516 California is talking about seceding from the Union? Fuck that, we need to kick them out!
To save having to redo all our flags with only 49 stars let's just make Israel the new 50th state.
Winning all around!

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2018 07:31 PM (53wvk)

517 Democrats Have the Votes to Shut Down Government

Awesome.

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 07:31 PM (XTXXB)

518 509
that 1 in three Alaskan women have been victims of stalking.

They have to be counting Moose.


Posted by: DaveA


And asparagus. Although I find Agnes Hailstone somewhat alluring.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2018 07:31 PM (LAe3v)

519 What else is there to do in Alaska than shiver and stalk?

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 07:31 PM (+lOpA)

520 Aww Hope, you're my favourite roastie. I'd offer you a hug but I'd worry about gettin' fused, Steven Universe style

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 07:32 PM (6FqZa)

521 Is this weird? I am so excited for the shutdown. I might have to start watching the news again.

I am like shaking with glee.

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 07:32 PM (q177U)

522 Also, just for me, I love the maple and brown sugar oatmeal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 07:30 PM (xJa6I)

Apples and Cinnamon here. Or Raisin, Apples and Walnuts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 07:32 PM (QLvwG)

523 Except for feeling bad for the more conservative Californians who want to secede to form New California, I wouldn't mind if California seceded.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 07:32 PM (8+Ozj)

524 These are not bit fucking players...

FOX NEWS REPORTING:

"It is so alarming, the American people have to see it," Ohio Rep.Jim Jordan said.

"It's troubling. It's shocking," North Carolina Rep. Mark Meadows said. "Part of me wishes I didn't read it. I don't want to believe that those kinds of things are happening in this country that I love so much."

Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 07:33 PM (q+HNC)

525 whats so hard about Cannibal BOB.

Your noggin ?

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 07:33 PM (y8XuS)

526 Shut it down.

What is it about "non-essential" personnel that PDT will not jump right on top of and say...

"YOUR FIRED"!!!

Posted by: Izapole at January 18, 2018 07:33 PM (HqWIn)

527 519 What else is there to do in Alaska than shiver and stalk?
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 07:31 PM (+lOpA)

Freeze to death in a snowbank ?

Posted by: jsg at January 18, 2018 07:33 PM (XTXXB)

528
Democrats Have the Votes to Shut Down Government

"Don't throw me into that briar patch, Br'er Chuckie!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2018 07:33 PM (6ncKs)

529 Hey Ace,if you're still out there- they call this Cizilla fellow an Editor-at-LARGE. BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 18, 2018 07:34 PM (Jj+59)

530 Aww Hope, you're my favourite roastie. I'd offer you a hug but I'd worry about gettin' fused, Steven Universe style
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Help me find my keys and we can drive out.