The Morning Report - 10/15/19

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Good morning kids. Tuesday and the beat goes on. In the lead we have the real reason why Ukraine is being flung at President Trump. Not only is the Democrat-Media Complex attempting to protect Joe Bidet and his son but more accurately, to protect several other key Democrats who are up to their necks in corruption and graft involving that country.

...Sen. Ed Markey was the Senate sponsor of the Green New Deal! He wants to shut down gas production in America. Yet he personally intervened with the Obama administration to send your tax dollars to boost Ukraine's gas production. And not just once...

...It got almost no attention, but in May [2018], CNN reported that Sens. Robert Menendez (D-N.J.), Richard J. Durbin (D-Ill.) and Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt.) wrote a letter to Ukraine's prosecutor general, Yuriy Lutsenko, expressing concern at the closing of four investigations they said were critical to the Mueller probe. In the letter, they implied that their support for U.S. assistance to Ukraine was at stake...

Like I always say, nice work if you can get it. Meanwhile, the utterly disgusting spectacle of impeachment based on the lie that the President committed the crimes that actual Democrats committed continues. These people really are now shamelessly drunk on power and have long ago abandoned even the illusion of propriety and the barest minimum of fealty to the Constitution. Case in point was yesterday's removal of GOP Congressman Matt Gaetz from an impeachment deposition at the behest of Schiff-for-brains. Somewhere in the depths of Hell, Lavrenty Beria and Roland Freisler are beaming with pride at the bug-eyed dweeb. Ol' Yeller Levin, as usual, is dead right on this travesty while Schiff-for-Brains continues spouting bald-faced lies about Trump's phone call with Ukie prexy Zelensky, and to round it up, the question that essentially I just answered up top.

On top of all of this, we are still expecting the report from the DoJ about FISA abuse and the Steele dossier that got all of this crap going in the first place. And that, like all the rest of it, points directly at Clinton, Obama and the corrupt national security and law enforcement agencies that they used against a political opponent.

They are not going to impeach Donald Trump. What they are desperate to do is to smear him to such an extent as to make the public be in favor of it, and more crucially, give enough GOP Senators cover to vote to convict and remove him. So far, every smear has exploded in their faces and spectacularly so. They're a one-note joke with all of this and for the next 13 months it will just be more of the same. Whatever happens, this really is the bitter end of America, even after Trump departs on January 20th, 2025 (please G-d).

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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1 first?

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2019 07:18 AM (AMIL/)

2 yo yo yo Whats Up

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

3 yay, good morning JJ!

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2019 07:18 AM (AMIL/)

4 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

5 Like that pic; hell shit on shitz

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

6 Good morning Vietnam

Posted by: An Observation at October 15, 2019 07:20 AM (3KVGS)

7 Oh wow, I snuck in early! Hi everyone!

Posted by: Viridian at October 15, 2019 07:20 AM (UCJyy)

8 Is that Anti Biz Markey?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 15, 2019 07:20 AM (y7DUB)

9 I should stay home today. Used up all my luck already. Turned on the pc, went to AoSHQ first thing, and wow, no comments yet on The Morning Report. Never happen again for me.

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2019 07:21 AM (AMIL/)

10 So far, every smear has exploded in their faces and spectacularly so

The never fail to shoot themselves in the foot going after trump. If it were not for the MFM that most ignorant people still believe at least partiality, the Democrat Party would have been relegated to little league status.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 07:22 AM (mpXpK)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2019 07:23 AM (arJlL)

12 ZOD

Posted by: Zod at October 15, 2019 07:23 AM (hgpSN)

13
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2019 07:23 AM (ceIDk)

14 So now the IG report is not being released on the 18th but the end of the month now.

Here we go, same bullshit, different IG report.

So now it's effectively being released in November.


So that pretty much cements the fact that there can be no trials of the coup plotters until after the 2020 election.


That is if anyone actually gets indicted, and looking at what has transpired for the last 3 years, nobody is going to be indicted.


This is all absurdly ridiculous.


And now I blame Trump for this situation, I understand he' in a tough spot but he's been getting incredibly bad advice.


And this is no longer simply about him and his survival it's about the constitutional order, fairness and equity in justice and not living in a country where one party and Deep State operatives can use the LE and IC tools against conservative political candidates or outsiders to destroy them and advance the agenda of the Donks, Deep State and the globalists that run the world.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 07:24 AM (gaSfV)

15 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 15, 2019 07:24 AM (81OU+)

16 Nice.

And Happy Birthday, JJ.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 07:25 AM (cqNba)

17 Republican Matt Gaetz Drops In On Impeachment Deposition, Gets Kicked Out, Calls Schiff-for-Brains a Liar

Unlike 90% of the RNCe he appears to have some balls. Too bad he is a RINO with a rating of 72.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 07:25 AM (mpXpK)

18 Let's find some republicans to run against these liars. Seriously, how hard would it be to defeat a little weasel like Schiff?

Posted by: IanDeal at October 15, 2019 07:26 AM (vgGyZ)

19 G'mornin' Horde !

39 degrees, M - O - O - N through broken clouds, very atmospheric.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2019 07:27 AM (wscsn)

20 @17


Matt Gaetz is a good egg, but far too many of the GOP are simply cowards.


Imagine a scenario where the GOP were holding secret tribunals to oust a Donk president and denying access to Donk party memebers?


The Donks and their street muscle would be breaking down the doors.


None of this is going to end well.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 07:28 AM (gaSfV)

21 ABC News Airs Kentucky Gun Range Video, Calling It a Syrian War Zone....Twice

ABC = Always been Communists

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

22 Thank you for this excellent Morning Report, JJ.

You always come through with the best stuff--every time. We're so lucky to have you.

Posted by: squeakywheel at October 15, 2019 07:29 AM (OqWdE)

23 John Bolton is an asshole.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 07:30 AM (Xqo6t)

24 And now I blame Trump for this situation, I understand he' in a tough spot but he's been getting incredibly bad advice.





And this is no longer simply about him and his survival it's about
the constitutional order, fairness and equity in justice and not living
in a country where one party and Deep State operatives can use the LE
and IC tools against conservative political candidates or outsiders to
destroy them and advance the agenda of the Donks, Deep State and the
globalists that run the world.


Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 07:24 AM

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You do know that Trump has nothing to do with the IG report right?

The report will be released when it gets released.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2019 07:30 AM (JUOKG)

25 Guten morgen horden

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 15, 2019 07:30 AM (G546f)

26 Let's find some republicans to run against these liars. Seriously, how hard would it be to defeat a little weasel like Schiff?
Posted by: IanDeal at October 15, 2019 07:26 AM (vgGyZ)


Every dogshit donk retard like Schiff, Hank Johnson, AOC and many many more are indictments of the worthlessness of the GOP.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 15, 2019 07:31 AM (y7DUB)

27 Bonjour everyone!

Posted by: IC at October 15, 2019 07:31 AM (3SIip)

28 18 Let's find some republicans to run against these liars. Seriously, how hard would it be to defeat a little weasel like Schiff?
Posted by: IanDeal at October 15, 2019 07:26 AM (vgGyZ)


His district is the People's Republic of Santa Monica. And with untold thousands of illegal alien voters as a cushion, your idea is a non-starter. Sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2019 07:31 AM (zBaqJ)

29 What's that....


ABC has footage of SpongeBob and Sandy hosing down refugees with machine gun fire?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)

30 For all the serial Bolton defenders we now can confirm he was part of the problem - you can never get the stench of the swamp off of you it seems.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 15, 2019 07:32 AM (xceTB)

31 Laughing in Texas, a very good morning to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 07:32 AM (84LPL)

32 Ana Navarro: zaftig.

Posted by: Zod at October 15, 2019 07:33 AM (hgpSN)

33 Geez, what a depressing pile of crap going on in this country. We are witnessing the dissolution of America right before our eyes. Sacred institutions, which it can already be argued had been unraveling over the last few decades, are disintegrating and frankly, irreparable at this point. Our nation's fabric is ripped at the seams from every direction imaginable. Half of the people who call themselves Americans are either insane, hopelessly ignorant and deluded, or supremely gullible. I truly never thought I'd see the day where I'd no longer feel that America wasn't America. This is not America any longer. It's horrifying to witness.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 07:35 AM (JoUsr)

34 Looks like Bolton is involved in this whistleblower business. Talk about being a sore loser. Doesn't get his way so he tries to tear down Trump.

Posted by: WisRich at October 15, 2019 07:35 AM (OAlmw)

35 How many "political suicides" has Blotto O'Rourke committed?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 07:36 AM (H8QX8)

36 His district is the People's Republic of Santa Monica. And with untold thousands of illegal alien voters as a cushion, your idea is a non-starter. Sadly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2019 07:31 AM (zBaqJ)


If I saw one good faith effort by the "opposition party" to defeat these vermin I'd buy your excuses. But Failure Theater jumps on every opportunity to preemptively raise the white flag. Fuck them in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 15, 2019 07:36 AM (y7DUB)

37 Schiff will never be defeated by a Republican in his Commie district in CA. The only way he will go is a bigger commie run against him in the primary or the western area of CA slide into the ocean like the movie 2012.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

38 Ana Navarro: zaftig.


Porcine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2019 07:38 AM (oVJmc)

39 @24

I know a great many things, one of the things I know is that Trump ordered the release of all of the classified information that the GOP lead congress was requesting while they were looking into the origins of the Russia Hoax.


So far Barr has released none of it.


All of the information that has been released so far has either been through FOIA requests by JW and others or by the Deep State in order to get ahead of FOIA requests or shape media narratives.


I know generally how long it takes from IG report drop for the DOJ to "investigate" and then issue a Declination to Prosecute, 8 -13 months.


I know generally how long it takes from indictment to trial for trials of this magnitude to begin, 10-12 months.


I also know we are running out of time to hold the coup plotters to account for their crimes.


I know more, I will explicate as needed.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 07:38 AM (gaSfV)

40 34 Looks like Bolton is involved in this whistleblower business.
Posted by: WisRich at October 15, 2019 07:35 AM (OAlmw)

How so?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 07:39 AM (H8QX8)

41 NYT: "Was Heidi The Octopus Really Dreaming?"

Fhtagn.

Posted by: Zod at October 15, 2019 07:39 AM (hgpSN)

42 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 07:39 AM (xzezz)

43 Conservative speech hall monitor Ben Shapiro has been quietly meeting with Mark Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, his Daily Wire site is one of the only conservative sites to see its traffic grow on facebook.

Guess it explains why he feels like he has the authority to lecture his side on which speech is out of bounds, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2019 07:39 AM (bDqIh)

44 So, basically, Schiff-head is trying to declare it illegal to not be a Demoncrat.

Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 07:40 AM (sm6Pk)

45 Imagine a scenario where the GOP were holding secret tribunals to oust a Donk president and denying access to Donk party memebers?

The Donks and their street muscle would be breaking down the doors.

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Oh, can you just imagine the rabid response if the roles were reversed here...not only from the so-called "media," but from their dutiful comrade foot soldiers who would, yes, be rioting and burning stuff to the ground. It would be Rodney King riots from coast to coast.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 07:40 AM (JoUsr)

46 From the Zuckerberg article: "There's some press today discussing dinners I've had with conservative politicians, media and thinkers," he said on Facebook before noting that he talks to people from all over the political spectrum."

I'd like to see a list of the "conservatives" Zuckerberg talked with. Cucks all, no doubt. But it doesn't matter - no matter who he talks with, it's only for show. He may make some (trivial) changes to FaceCrap screening policy for PR purposes, but there's no way he's changing anything to provide true left/right political balance, or to provide equal footing for any beliefs or politics at odds with his own.

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2019 07:41 AM (AMIL/)

47 >>How many "political suicides" has Blotto O'Rourke committed?

I get that he's desperate, but why does the DNC let him stick around - are they using him to make the other candidates sound reasonable by comparison, or are they using him to push things farther to the Left?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2019 07:42 AM (bDqIh)

48 Zuckerberg: "Nice to meet you, Zod."
Zod: "Kill yourself. Do it. Do it now."

Posted by: Zod at October 15, 2019 07:42 AM (hgpSN)

49 34 Looks like Bolton is involved in this whistleblower business.
Posted by: WisRich at October 15, 2019 07:35 AM (OAlmw)

How so?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 07:39 AM (H8QX

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Fiona Hill, the former senior director for Russian and Eurasian affairs, told lawmakers on Monday that a July meeting with Ukrainian and U.S. officials about unspecified investigations left her and John Bolton, the former national security adviser, so concerned that he directed her to alert a lawyer in the National Security Council, Fox News confirmed.
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He should have handled this on the down low, instead of getting lawyers involved. He is an asshole.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 07:43 AM (Xqo6t)

50 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 15, 2019 07:44 AM (oVl+i)

51 Morning glories.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 15, 2019 07:44 AM (/Njku)

52 >>he directed her to alert a lawyer Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 07:43 AM (Xqo6t)

Just like Clapper. Tasking out his dirty work.

Posted by: Zod at October 15, 2019 07:45 AM (hgpSN)

53 >>I'd like to see a list of the "conservatives" Zuckerberg talked with. Cucks all, no doubt. But it doesn't matter - no matter who he talks with, it's only for show.

It's to provide him cover against charges he is suppressing conservative speech. "See, I promote Ben Shapiro, Congress, I am not a risk to online free speech!"

Shapiro gets increased traffic on his site ($$$) and the ability to lecture the rest of us on what speech is OK, because he's got an inside line to the tech lords making the decision.

And we conservative citizens get screwed.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2019 07:45 AM (bDqIh)

54 I get that he's desperate, but why does the DNC let him stick around - are they using him to make the other candidates sound reasonable by comparison, or are they using him to push things farther to the Left?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2019 07:42 AM (bDqIh)


I guess the party is so fucking old, with geriatric halitosis machines like Leaky Leahey refusing to step aside, that any borderline retard who isn't incontinent is allowed in their "youth movement".

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 15, 2019 07:46 AM (y7DUB)

55 RIP Harold Bloom.

Posted by: Zod at October 15, 2019 07:47 AM (hgpSN)

56 Conservative speech hall monitor Ben Shapiro has been quietly meeting with Mark Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, his Daily Wire site is one of the only conservative sites to see its traffic grow on facebook.


The Conservative Case for Collaboration

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2019 07:47 AM (oVJmc)

57 Fiona Hill, the former senior director for Russian
and Eurasian affairs, told lawmakers on Monday that a July meeting with
Ukrainian and U.S. officials about unspecified investigations left her
and John Bolton, the former national security adviser, so concerned that
he directed her to alert a lawyer in the National Security Council, Fox
News confirmed.

****



He should have handled this on the down low, instead of getting lawyers involved. He is an asshole.


Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 07:43 AM

fiona hill resigned in early July.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2019 07:48 AM (JUOKG)

58 And they wonder why Putin allegedly "wanted Trump to win"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2019 07:48 AM (Ct55T)

59 @49

Bolton is a draft dodging coward and war mongering globalist snake.


Listen, I understand John you didn't want to serve in a losing war and did what you had to do to save your neck, but it's a bridge too far to then morph into a blood thirsty war monger who never saw a situation that didn't require the vast expenditures of American blood and treasure.


Like many in Trumps administration, he was there as a spy and as a minder for the Deep State.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 07:48 AM (gaSfV)

60 36 His district is the People's Republic of Santa Monica. And with untold thousands of illegal alien voters as a cushion, your idea is a non-starter. Sadly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2019 07:31 AM (zBaqJ)

If I saw one good faith effort by the "opposition party" to defeat these vermin I'd buy your excuses. But Failure Theater jumps on every opportunity to preemptively raise the white flag. Fuck them in particular.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 15, 2019 07:36 AM (y7DUB)


I agree and I'm not saying not to try, but having lived in his district, it is a lost cause. BUT... a good candidate can raise a lot of issues, and considering the epidemic of medieval diseases, crime, rape, blackouts and now insane gas prices, why not have a Trump-like candidate go there, raise holy hell and make them explain themselves?

I think a good GOP candidate could beat someone like Toothy McSagTits but we have a Jamaican dame who's kind of a squish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2019 07:49 AM (zBaqJ)

61 55
RIP Harold Bloom.
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last sane man at Yale? Maybe there's one more, who knows.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, horticulturalist at October 15, 2019 07:50 AM (NVYyb)

62 38 Ana Navarro: zaftig.

Porcine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2019 07:38 AM (oVJmc)


Her thighs resemble Nell Carter standing next to Oprah.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2019 07:50 AM (zBaqJ)

63 Does "Truth" ever get his pants on in this nightmare?

Posted by: klaftern at October 15, 2019 07:51 AM (RuIsu)

64 I suspect that the left's interest in getting the Fed involved in real-time payment systems is to escalate the social credit system in this country.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 15, 2019 07:52 AM (81OU+)

65 Kasich is on AM Joe telling Murderin' Joe, "We need more people like YOU, Joe!"

Kasich looks like someone told a toddler, "Grampa needs a haircut. Go give him a trim"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 07:53 AM (ptqGC)

66 >>Her thighs resemble Nell Carter standing next to Oprah. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2019 07:50 AM (zBaqJ)

Cook to an internal temperature of at least 165, or until the juices run clear.

Posted by: Zod at October 15, 2019 07:53 AM (hgpSN)

67 I saw over at Insty this morning a quote from Nikki Haley about not believing Venezuela should be on the UN Human Rights Council. When she left her ambassadorship, I thought she said she was going to lay low from politics, but it seems like she's popping up more and more often. Either I misread her initially, or she's got political aspirations for the future.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 07:53 AM (JoUsr)

68 I guess the party is so fucking old, with geriatric halitosis machines
like Leaky Leahey refusing to step aside, that any borderline retard who
isn't incontinent is allowed in their "youth movement".


Incontinence is no bar in todays Democrat party.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 15, 2019 07:53 AM (NVYyb)

69 "I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy... I considered the war in Vietnam already lost."

--John Bolton, 1995

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 07:53 AM (gaSfV)

70 32 Ana Navarro: zaftig.
Posted by: Zod at October 15, 2019 07:33 AM (hgpSN)

zaftig def Tits you cant cover with a tophat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2019 07:55 AM (JFO2v)

71 I think a good GOP candidate could beat someone like Toothy McSagTits but we have a Jamaican dame who's kind of a squish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2019 07:49 AM (zBaqJ)


You know who the "experts" said could never win? DJT.

I'm sure we're on the same side on this but I've seen the hapless GOP refuse to give a good faith effort too many times to cut them any more slack. The party of Paul Ryan deserves no more than the back of my hand.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 15, 2019 07:55 AM (y7DUB)

72 Incontinence is no bar in todays Democrat party.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 15, 2019 07:53 AM (NVYyb)

Everyone rises to their natural level of incontinence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2019 07:55 AM (Ct55T)

73 Shapiro gets increased traffic on his site ($$$) and the ability to lecture the rest of us on what speech is OK, because he's got an inside line to the tech lords making the decision.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2019 07:45 AM (bDqIh)

He needs to be crushed like the bug he is. The Michelle Field's incident finished him for me. That was his little diva act to break from Breitbart with a flourish. Andrew gave him a platform and that's how the little shit repaid him.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 07:55 AM (H8QX8)

Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/14/19)

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(H/T AKA Average Guy)


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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I


“Hunter always understood that his father would be guided, entirely and unequivocally, by established U.S. policy, regardless of its effects on Hunter’s professional interests,” “He never anticipated the barrage of false charges against both him and his father by the President of the United States.”George Mesires


Quote II

“We believe that the continued governmental inaction over the climate and ecological crisis now justifies peaceful and non-violent protest and direct action, even if this goes beyond the bounds of the current law,” Emily Grossman


Quote III

“We have not had that [indoor] option for — it’s been at least 20 years that we have the ability to shoot anywhere indoors around here,” Southern Maryland resident Bill Kitchens


Quote IV

“The radical Democrats policies are crazy. The politicians are corrupt. Their candidates are terrible. They know they can’t win an election so they are pursuing an illegal, invalid, and unconstitutional bullshit impeachment.” POTUS Donald J. Trump


I wish POTUS George W. Bush had shown 25% as much fight as Trump.

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HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY!

This month, Washington, D.C. — which is literally named after Christopher Columbus — voted to abolish the celebration of Columbus Day. Alaska, Hawaii, Maine, New Mexico, South Dakota, and Vermont do not celebrate Columbus Day, either. These states struck down the holiday in favor of Indigenous Peoples' Day, which the U.N. celebrates on August 9.

Here are 5 reasons to celebrate Columbus Day on October 14, and to leave Indigenous Peoples' Day on August 9 where it belongs. Contrary to popular belief, Columbus Day is a celebration of diversity, not oppression.


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UPDATE: Trump’s Favorite Meme-Maker Carpe Donktum UNSUSPENDED From Twitter After Massive Outcry

Unsuspended, but for how long?


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Boo-f*cking-hooooooo........The United Nations claims it is running out of other people's money.

United Nations’ Secretary General Antonio Guterres complained on Monday that his globalist organization is running a massive deficit of $230 million and could run out of money at the end of the month due to their profligate spending.

“Member States have paid only 70 percent of the total amount needed for our regular budget operations in 2019. This translates into a cash shortage of $230 million at the end of September. We run the risk of depleting our backup liquidity reserves by the end of the month,” he wrote.

The United Nations, where virtue signalers profit handsomely.


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The ONT has poked at single payer medical coverage for some time. Hmmm, wonder what the waiting time will be for this? The U.K.’s Public Health Center for Gaming Disorders Marks a New Era in Fighting Tech Addiction

The battle against gaming addiction entered a new era this week when the U.K. public health system, the National Health Service (NHS), announced the opening of its first center specializing in 'Internet and Gaming Disorders.'

With the new center, the U.K. sets a new baseline for efforts to fight gaming addiction. Other countries have tried to address the issue, but largely on a more limited scale. South Korea, for one, has tried to legislate culture change by policing access to games, but this has proved largely futile. Its 'Cinderella Law' allowing only users 16 years and older to log on to online gaming sites between midnight and 6 a.m. didn't apply to cell phones or tablets.

“Compulsive gaming and social media and internet addiction is a problem that is not going to go away when they play such a key part in modern life,” Claire Murdoch, NHS national mental health director, said in the agency's statement.

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The ONT apologizes. We never saw this coming.

Another #RaiseTheWage success story! Report: Target employees earning higher minimum wage are making less money and losing benefits


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They extract money from us without our consent. At least they could do is keep our identity safe.

An IRS employee stole multiple people’s identities, and used them to open illicit credit cards to fund vacations and shop for shoes and other goods, according to a complaint unsealed last week in federal court.

The complaint accuses the 35-year-old federal worker of racking up almost $70,000 in charges over the course of two years, illegally using “the true names, addresses, dates of birth, and Social Security numbers” of at least three people.


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When wind and solar just doesn't cut it. Fossil fuel powered generators to the rescue.

Groups like Extinction Rebellion seem to like this phrase — a simple but effective mental image that instills just the right amount of fear and urgency around the use of fossil fuels.

After all, if your home is burning to the ground, the last thing you want to do is go back inside and throw another log on the fire.

Unfortunately for Extinction Rebellion, they appear to have been caught doing just that.

A recent video posted to Twitter appears to show that climate protesters in Berlin not only used a gasoline generator to power their camp, but also went through the extra step of hiding the noisy piece of machinery with wooden pallets and other scrap.


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Genesis 1:27 King James Version (KJV)
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

If you believe this or have ever preached this. You my friend are a criminal. The worst kind, you are a Hater.

‘Belief in Genesis 1:27’ is ‘incompatible with human dignity’: Court

Human dignity, the defining value of the West, grows out of the Judeo-Christian belief that the human race was created in the image of God. However, a British court has officially pronounced this truth, revealed in the opening chapter of the Bible, “incompatible with human dignity.”

The case involved Dr. David Mackereth, who worked as a disability assessor for the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP). During an early evaluation meeting, a manager asked the 56-year-old Christian whether he would call a transgender person by his or her preferred pronouns, even if they do not correspond to the patient’s biological or observable sex.

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From our friend CBD, heads up on the language.... FSFW


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The joys of living at Casa Misanthrope? There is no fvcking Candy Status here. No child is adventurous enough to show up in the middle of nowhere.


Since the people you are really trying to impress with your status candy are trick-or-treating kids (and, in turn, their parents), we found it telling that our kid sources all agreed on one thing that separates status from standard candy: the size of the bars. Liz Gumbinner, publisher and editor-in-chief of Cool Mom Picks, says that her kids consider “full-size anything” a big Halloween score, and her 14-year-old confirmed that nothing beats receiving a full-size candy bar. Isaac, the 12-year-old son of Didn’t I Just Feed You podcast co-host Stacie Billis, agrees. And Pam Frederick, a mom and the editor and owner of Tribeca Citizen, told us that for her kid, bigger is always better. “My kid says the best thing is a full-size bar, and the worst thing is a toothbrush or a protein bar,” she told us.


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RIP Master Sgt. Mark Allen. Unfortunately, your death was in vain for a traitor.

etired Army Master Sgt. Mark Allen died on Saturday, 10 years after he was shot while looking for a missing soldier in Afghanistan back in 2009. He was 46.

Allen was unable to walk or speak since being shot in the head by a sniper in July 2009 during his attempted search for Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, who walked off his base in Afghanistan and was imprisoned by the Taliban for five years.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE


This past January I passed on seeing Neil Young, age 73 in concert. In April of this year I saw Mott The Hoople 74 Reunion Tour. Front man Ian Hunter was 79 at the time. May saw me catching Nils Lofgren in concert. Nils is a punk at age 68. August took me to the John Kay concert. Kay performed solo and is 75 years old.


Why are we killing our rock stars? Asks some nobody by the name of James Cleveland at loudersound.com.

No one's denying a musician's right to tour. Once you've experienced the undiluted love a crowd can offer it must be a hard thing to forego. And as for the "they don't need any more money" argument for retirement, well, when did that apply to anyone, ever?

It's our fault. Every time a band tours, we get a diminished version of the previous experience, and we still pay up. The Rolling Stones of 2018 may have been a blast, but were the No Filter tour dates really as good as the Bigger Bang shows a decade ago? Or the Voodoo Lounge dates the decade before that? At some point diminishing returns must come into affect, and performing with a band is an athletic task. Usain Bolt retired at 31, so why are we expecting our rock stars to play into their 70s?

Why does my younger brother who is nearly "29" continue to play? He never made it big like those I previously mentioned. Performance is in his blood. There are a few musician Morons here. And I'm sure they could explain it better than your humble Cob.

I didn't ask or demand any of those artists to play in concert. Once something is in your blood that you love you never want to quit.


***


Born on this day:14 Oct 1946
Justin Hayward, songwriter, lead singer, and guitarist with English rock band The Moody Blues who had the 1965 UK No.1 & US No.10 single 'Go Now' and the hits singles including 'Go Now', 'Nights in White Satin' and 'Question'. via thisdayinmusic.com


I'm not a fan of the Moody Blues. But, Hayward is currently on tour. Fvck off James Cleveland.


***


McGenius is a Genius Award Winner.

OCTOBER 11--An underage collegian who was caught drinking booze early today in an Iowa bar is facing a phony ID charge after cops reported spotting a “fake Hawaii ID with the name ‘McLovin,’” in his wallet, according to a court complaint.

During a 12:30 AM check at the Airliner Bar in Iowa City, cops questioned Daniel Burleson “while he had an alcoholic drink in his hand.” Burleson, 20, admitted that he was enjoying “a mixed drink containing vodka.”

After the University of Iowa business student was escorted from the premises, he gave police his ID, which showed that he was under 21. When cops then asked Burleson for his fake ID, he denied having one.

Seen above, Burleson then took out his wallet and began shuffling through it, the complaint states. That was when “police could see the def’s fake Hawaii ID with the name ‘McLovin’” and a June 1981 date of birth.

Nice mug shot, cheery.


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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Smart Asses.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. No shirt, no shoes, no ID, no problem.

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1 afsdfdsfas

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (13CQC)

2 About time.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (J6P5a)

3 H.P. Lovecraft is a fine author of cosmic horror, but he can be a bit wordy at times. Surprisingly, he is also good at creating horror in poetic form, and the constraints of the form rein in his excess. Through the vast depths of time, a doomed monster contemplates his fate. Nemesis by H.P. Lovecraft

https://tinyurl.com/HPLNemesis

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (+ihJk)

4 ybebnynru67

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (13CQC)

5
Ooh, you guys are fast.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (13CQC)

6 Now to read the content

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (krmTd)

7 Yowza!'
And content as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)

8 I'm currently on the East Coast. I can't stay up FOREVER.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (J6P5a)

9 Yea! ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (qjfjx)

10 Thirteenſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (7WaWV)

11 Man, I can't even begin to tell you how exciting and life-reaffirming this NLCS game is.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (2PXwn)

12 2 About time.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (J6P5a


You're lucky it's before midnight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

13 ONT!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (Rz2Nc)

14 Not first, but in the first minute.

I'll take it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (krmTd)

15 MisHum you need to publish a coffee table art book with the ONT pictures, they are all unbelievably good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

16 Hey everybody.

These nature pics of MisHum's in the ONTs lately make me wanna travel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

17 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at October 14, 2019 10:08 PM (JFzNN)

18 Good evening. I'm Henry Silva, for Bullshit Re-enactments.

Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (RuIsu)

19 We have the latest video of the Turkish army attacking the Kurds in Northern Syria. Here you can see the Kurds lining the trenches bracing for the attack. Off in the distance you can hear the approach of the Turks. Now...you can see the Turks in their towering AT-AT Walkers...and they're opening fire! The Kurds fight back bravely but they can't put a dent in the enemy armor. The Kurds shields are down! Their shields are down! What a betrayal...

Posted by: ABC News at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (lMvUA)

20 MisHum, I think I actually found a Quora question you might like and/or want to answer:

https://qr.ae/TWA1gB

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

21 Hunter always understood that his father would be guided, entirely and unequivocally, by established U.S. policy, regardless of its effects on Hunter’s professional interests...

That's a nice thing to tell yourself, but when someone offers you a $50k/month job doing a task for which you have no relevant experience... well, they're not paying you for your work product.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)

22 From what I've seen, everyone on the Nats baseball team is a T1000... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

23 Evening all!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)

24 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 10:11 PM (ycWCI)

25 Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (J6P5a)

The failure to plan........ Lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

26 Done issued a corgi call!

As a gentleman should!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:12 PM (BiNEL)

27 Good evening to The Horde. I am 3/5 of the way thru binge-watching the HBO Chernobyl DVDs, which I pried out of the library today. It's additional evidence that Jessie Buckley is very pretty.

Posted by: gp, Kwakwaka'wakw Carver/Artist at October 14, 2019 10:12 PM (mk9aG)

28 Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

NEVER

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

29 Posted by: ABC News at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (lMvUA)

Its clear that the Kurds have a Military genius, in Saladin.

somehow he has played all of the Moslem , and Christian forces off against one another.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 10:13 PM (NgKpN)

30 Happy Columbus Day, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

31 MisHum, seriously, why the Quora dislike?

IMHO they have some great conservative writers there...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

32 Oregon Democratic Party Headquarters never looked so good:

https://tinyurl.com/y245adzh

LOL. Oregon Democrats are going to leave the "memorial" up for a few days, because they are afraid of being attacked if they take it down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

33 Regarding quote 1. How stupid would you have to be to think that business isn't going to be sent your way just because your father is VP. Even if you do nothing, you are still going to be offered inducements.

They are STILL bribes even if no one said anything about quid pro quo, if you are getting paid for work you aren't qualified for.

It's still a violation of anti-bribery regulations, even if you are personally ignorant.

I don't know which is worse, the stupid lie or the assumption that we will buy it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2019 10:14 PM (krmTd)

34 NEVER

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)


"Eternal Principles"
~Lord Palmerston

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)

35 I liked the propane tanks decorated for Halloween. Well never have any trick or treaters here.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 14, 2019 10:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

36 I wish POTUS George W. Bush had shown 25% as much fight as Trump

I'm still upset that Bob Dole didn't take his boner pills before debating Clinton '96.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)

37 There is nothing wrong for being paid $600,000 for doing nothing!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton! at October 14, 2019 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

38 32 Oregon Democratic Party Headquarters never looked so good:

https://tinyurl.com/y245adzh

LOL. Oregon Democrats are going to leave the "memorial" up for a few days, because they are afraid of being attacked if they take it down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 10:14 PM (I2/tG)


The left leaves every location like that.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

39 Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)


When you have your own ONT do whatever the fuck you want. You can star there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

40 To Mr. Mesires:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah sure.

Posted by: keena at October 14, 2019 10:16 PM (RiTnx)

41 Some moron over at the WAPO actually wrote an entire article about what would happen if Trump just ignored the divided Supreme Court on or, heaven forbid, the impeachment conviction from the Senate.

Why not write what would happen if Trump went on a murderous 5 state rampage or knowingly strangled babies in their cribs or stole puppies and burn them with diesel fuel or some such other atrocity.

These are not serious adults - these are manbabies and immature girls witting drivel in the nation's leading newspapers - God help us.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 10:17 PM (32YRo)

42 Everyone of those Trump-ist Little Leaguer's will now be doxed. That will show em'.

Posted by: This....Is CNN at October 14, 2019 10:17 PM (g/gkH)

43 I'm still upset that Bob Dole didn't take his boner pills before debating Clinton '96.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)

So am I!

Posted by: Elizabeth Dole at October 14, 2019 10:17 PM (qjfjx)

44 When you have your own ONT do whatever the fuck you want. You can star there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)


Far more pithy than a simple "Get Off My Lawn!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:17 PM (BiNEL)

45 Good grief, lookada content!

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at October 14, 2019 10:18 PM (l7jcq)

46 The Methodist church I used to go to in here in Columbia wouldn't have to worry about that Genesis 1:27 quote. They set up a booth at this year's Mid-MO Pride fest, and the next day their Facebook page featured a picture of three extremely ornate drag queens smiling for the camera.

Haven't been back since.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:18 PM (2PXwn)

47 but when someone offers you a $50k/month job doing a task for which you have no relevant experience... well, they're not paying you for your work product"

Jessica Hahn, to the white phone...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 10:18 PM (6qErC)

48 You're lucky it's before midnight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (aA3+G)


Next musical interlude: "After Midnight". Followed by "Cigarettes and Whiskey and Wild Wild Women". Is there a '4 a.m. Beer Goggles' song?

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:18 PM (Y8PSl)

49 Happy Columbus Day, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:13 PM



May we assume you've got the furnace running again?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)

50 LMAO at the bull run!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 14, 2019 10:19 PM (438dO)

51 Great photo, Mis Hum. Thanks for another dandy ONT.

I wish POTUS George W. Bush had shown 25% as much fight as Trump. - Mis Hum

Me too! Or any of the "leading" Republicans.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 10:20 PM (dnQbg)

52 Off other sock

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (qjfjx)

53 The bull vid is my new fav


could not stop laughing

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (AQBtr)

54 Good evening, everyone. Tonight was my first Tang Soo Do workout since my back surgery in early August. Feels pretty good and no pain in the back anymore.

Thank you all for your prayers during recovery.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (VcFUs)

55 Geezaloo. What'd I say?

It was a serious question MisHum. But if you want to dismiss it that's your prerogative I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

56 re Burleson: first off, America's drinking age (gracias, federales!) is the laughingstock of this planet and of every other planet dominated by carbon-based sentient life.

Secondly, "McLovin" is an obvious joke.

These cops arrested this man - this kid, according to their own book of rules - because RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAA.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

57 Nice ONT, Mishum !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Cookbook Loving Critic ... at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (LPnfS)

58 I was once asked by someone I knew was underage if she could borrow my drivers license so she could go out to a bar. Considering I was 8 inches shorter than her, wore glasses (she didn't), and the license was definitely out-of-state, she was stunned when I said no.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (Yeuu4)

59
Did we miss John Lennon's 79th birthday on October 9th?

And Harold Bloom has died. He taught class at Yale last Thursday.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (13CQC)

60 osted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:18 PM (Y8PSl)

"Cigarettes and Whiskey and Wild Wild Women"

as I recollect from a misspent youth, the pronunciation was more like Cigareets

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:22 PM (BiNEL)

61
Under a Hadrian Administration the FCC will forbid commercials running simultaneously on viewers alternate channels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 10:22 PM (7rVsF)

62 Guess I wasn't pithy enough tonight Comrade

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

63

May we assume you've got the furnace running again?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)

Of course not. Both the furnace and thermostat are shot. Plus I had to have boiler work done today ( boiler heats family room). Wednesday the fireplace is converted to high eff gas, and Thursday the new furnace is installed.

Just shoot me.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

64 56 re Burleson: first off, America's drinking age (gracias, federales!) is the laughingstock of this planet and of every other planet dominated by carbon-based sentient life.

Secondly, "McLovin" is an obvious joke.

These cops arrested this man - this kid, according to their own book of rules - because RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAA.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)



Yeah, bust him for underage drinking but the "fake ID" charge is so ridiculous.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2019 10:23 PM (Z7lwY)

65 Boswell

Act like the WaPo is stupid. Tell others.

But OPSEC on real plan Bs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

66 Thank you all for your prayers during recovery.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (VcFUs)


Great news, glad to hear it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:23 PM (BiNEL)

67 BTW, MisHum--the ONT is fabulous, but it will take me most of the night to get through it.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

68 I wish POTUS George W. Bush had shown 25% as much fight as Trump.

-------

Had that Connecticut striped-pants sissy every showed a tenth of the gumption of Trump, they'd have come for him tooth-and-nail, as well.

Which is why he never did.

He wanted them to like him. So they savaged him, anyway. If he would have fought back strongly - ever - they would have come at him with a coup attempt, and he learned that early on.

Rather than stand up for the moral right, he stood up for his social and political and social standing, at a time when a moral man in the leadership position was critically important, redounding to his eternal shame.

His turning of the cheek is nothing to be admired, under any circumstance. It was pure cowardice from a callow child of a man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (XycDL)

69 Just shoot me.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

get a wood stove and a ceiling fan

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (AQBtr)

70 I guess Barney's been trying to impress the TSA broads.

Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (PveK5)

71 Why does my younger brother who is nearly "29" continue to play? He
never made it big like those I previously mentioned. Performance is in
his blood. There are a few musician Morons here. And I'm sure they could
explain it better than your humble Cob.

I didn't ask or demand any of those artists to play in concert. Once
something is in your blood that you love you never want to quit.



I first played in front of a crowd at the tender age of 14. Had a great time and been doing it ever since, always locally. Still having a great time 15 years later *cough*. I've been places and done things I'da never been able to do otherwise.



Don't rightly know how to 'splain it, MisHum. Once it gets in your blood, there's really nothing you can do about it.






Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)

72 Thursday the new furnace is installed.

Just shoot me.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)


Hopefully this will not interfere with your travel plans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (BiNEL)

73 MH, Thanks for that top photo. Such peaceful beauty is always appreciated. And yes, I'm thinking trout.

Posted by: JTB at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (bmdz3)

74

Old rockers? Sure, let 'em play.

They aren't athletes.


Tony Bennett is still touring, although cancelled some recent concerts because of health.

Tony is 92.


The real problem is there are very few actual singers and musicians under 40 that are worth listening to any more.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (sy5kK)

75 I was once asked by someone I knew was underage if she could borrow my drivers license so she could go out to a bar. Considering I was 8 inches shorter than her, wore glasses (she didn't), and the license was definitely out-of-state, she was stunned when I said no.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (Yeuu4)


That's just sad. Considering all the id's one can view on the 'net and good home printers, why borrow one when you can make your own fake id? I had a fake id I made as an 18-year-old, without all those aforementioned modern conveniences. The id passed at the state liquor store. And that's how I finally became popular in high school.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (Y8PSl)

76 Of course not. Both the furnace and thermostat are shot. Plus I had to have boiler work done today ( boiler heats family room). Wednesday the fireplace is converted to high eff gas, and Thursday the new furnace is installed.

Just shoot me.
Posted by: Ladyl

----

Key question - are any of the installers hot?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)

77 Evenin' Horde-

Top photo is Jewelry Lake in CA's Emigrant Wilderness. Taken 8/24/19. About a 10 mile hike to get there, if'n you're interested...

Posted by: Average Guy at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (BaHwF)

78 I want to know how much graft is involved with 'support' for the Kurds.

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (VeVfa)

79 LOL. Oregon Democrats are going to leave the "memorial" up for a few days, because they are afraid of being attacked if they take it down.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Good.
Lay down with pigs, you get pig shit on yourself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

80 46 The Methodist church I used to go to in here in Columbia wouldn't have to worry about that Genesis 1:27 quote. They set up a booth at this year's Mid-MO Pride fest, and the next day their Facebook page featured a picture of three extremely ornate drag queens smiling for the camera.

Haven't been back since.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:18 PM (2PXwn)


Good decision on your part.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

81 Next musical interlude: "After Midnight"

The later "slow" version was surprisingly good...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (6qErC)

82 Where's the beef?

Posted by: Local degen at October 14, 2019 10:27 PM (Bf3hj)

83 Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (Yeuu4)


But did she have the eh. Down?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

84 get a wood stove and a ceiling fan

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (AQBtr)


Stop reminding me I need to get more firewood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:27 PM (BiNEL)

85 afsdfdsfas
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (13CQC)

That's cheating!

Posted by: Surfperch, trapped in Commiefornia at October 14, 2019 10:27 PM (tVQUs)

86
Whoops, I said "social" twice... but Bush liked "social."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:27 PM (XycDL)

87 I don't know which is worse, the stupid lie or the assumption that we will buy it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


The media people will buy it. Or, more likely, know it's bullshit, but promote it anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

88 Whack!

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (+ObfJ)

89 These cops arrested this man - this kid, according to their own book of rules - because RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAA.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Drinking age needs to be brought back to 18 if not 16 for beer and wine right now - the whole premise of the law is retarded - the crimes committed by teenagers under the influence since they began recording such events is the smallest segment of society, period. The underage drunk driving conviction rate alone proves that teenage driving under the influence is substantially low comparative to all other age ranges since such statistics were recorded. But binge drinking and "illegally" consumption is way up - gee, I wonder why? Could it be that 18 year old drinking is "illegal?"

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (32YRo)

90 Thank you all for your prayers during recovery.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 14, 2019 10:21 PM (VcFUs)

Great news, glad to hear it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:23 PM (BiNEL)
* * * *

Ditto!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (dnQbg)

91 I've got a paraffin heater for back-up heat at Teh Zettaibunker...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (7WaWV)

92 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thank you again for another in a series of great ONT. Great content.

Wouldn't mind canoeing on that top lake. Very scenic.

The last photo makes me think of CA. IS Red Flag laws legally equivalent to a warrant?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

93 IG report delayed...
Is it really delayed or has Hannity been over selling the release timeline?
...shit is maddening

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (aR6C/)

94
Key question - are any of the installers hot?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)


Actually the boiler guy is very cute, but young and not my type.

"Smokin Hot" is my roof guy. I look for things every year for him to do. He just did my best friend's roof, and she's still in recovery.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

95 I want to know how much graft is involved with 'support' for the Kurds.

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (VeVfa)


Dave I can't let you know that. TS NatSec info, I'm sure you understand!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)

96 Clapner versions, that is. JJ Cale's original was slower...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 10:29 PM (6qErC)

97 How can u b against guns when your sons name is hunter???????????????

Posted by: Andy at October 14, 2019 10:29 PM (g1cyh)

98 Drinking age needs to be brought back to 18 if not 16 for beer and wine right now "

You'll piss off the mad mothers

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 10:30 PM (6qErC)

99 I haven't had a chance to fire up my stoves yet

Oct in the Berkshires has been warm

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 10:30 PM (AQBtr)

100 RIP Master Sgt. Mark Allen. Unfortunately, your death was in vain for a traitor.


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RIP indeed...

As far as that traitor, I don't want to get banned.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:30 PM (RU4sa)

101 Raise your hands if you've been kicked off of the Twatter...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 10:30 PM (flINI)

102 "Smokin Hot" is my roof guy. I look for things every year for him to do.
Posted by: Ladyl

----

Roofing Guy - "Is there anything else around here that needs some attention Ms. Ladyl?"

Ladyl - *long pause, weighing all options and outcomes. . . .*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)

103
Hopefully this will not interfere with your travel plans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (BiNEL


Heavens no! A friend will come to the house if they can't complete the work on Friday!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

104 67 BTW, MisHum--the ONT is fabulous, but it will take me most of the night to get through it.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks

And sorry to hear about your furnace

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

105
Joe was ahead of his time - Hunter is up there with Connor and Logan with 21st century wine mom names for boys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (XycDL)

106 Drinking age needs to be brought back to 18 if not 16 for beer and wine right now...

I would set the drinking age at 15, or any age with parents, and move the driving age up to 18.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (h2Bdk)

107 How can u b against guns when your sons name is hunter???????????????

Posted by: Andy at October 14, 2019 10:29 PM (g1cyh)


Damn clerk, that was supposed to be a "C"not an "H"!

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)

108 Worth a share...

"Children of the Climate Cult"

https://tinyurl.com/yy44lyjj

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

109
Oregon Democratic Party Headquarters never looked so good:

https://tinyurl.com/y245adzh

LOL. Oregon Democrats are going to leave the "memorial" up for a few days, because they are afraid of being attacked if they take it down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 10:14 PM (I2/tG)








That's a production still from Escape from New York, isn't it?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (eXA4G)

110 Good decision on your part.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)


Thanks. I've looked the other way at a few things, because the Methodists are naturally so retarded theologically, but openly celebrating that stuff is a direct violation of the Bible. I'm not going to raise a stink about it, but I'm also not going to support them with my presence or my offertory contributions. Didn't know anyone there, though, so I doubt anyone's missed me.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:32 PM (2PXwn)

111 How can u b against guns when your sons name is hunter???????????????

Posted by: Andy at October 14, 2019 10:29 PM (g1cyh)


How can you be against guns when your name is BeatOff O'Rourke? "This is my rifle, this is my gun, . . ."

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:32 PM (Y8PSl)

112 Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 10:30 PM (flINI)

Which arm?

But yes, yes indeed.
You?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

113 He wanted them to like him.

If you care what the New York Times says about you, you're toast.

Trump learned to view the New York Times with contempt decades ago.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

114 That's just sad. Considering all the id's one can
view on the 'net and good home printers, why borrow one when you can
make your own fake id? I had a fake id I made as an 18-year-old,
without all those aforementioned modern conveniences. The id passed at
the state liquor store. And that's how I finally became popular in high
school.


Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (Y8PSl)

My big problem was that if it had been confiscated (and it likely would have been, because it was also damaged) she knew very well I was nearly 2500 miles away from home.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Yeuu4)

115 The ozzyman video was hilarious.

Posted by: batterup at October 14, 2019 10:33 PM (U2JQS)

116 I was drinking at 12 and driving at 14

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 10:33 PM (AQBtr)

117 I'll mention that PDJT is a fine matador.

He wave a cape, the Left charges, and he slips a sharp blade into their rib-cage as they pass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

118 And sorry to hear about your furnace
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)


Thanks, MisHum. It was 18 years old and they just don't last like the old-time, less-efficient ones did. I didn't think it made sense to get it repaired. Sigh.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

119 Raise your hands if you've been kicked off of the Twatter...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 10:30 PM (flINI)


And after much reflection and soul searching, I decided to refuse to go back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)

120 I still play music at 63 because my 92 year old dad makes me.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2019 10:34 PM (9dnxb)

121 ooffahh when it rains it pours.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 10:34 PM (B+t5k)

122 Has anyone seen a RickL post lately?

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 14, 2019 10:34 PM (Bz54R)

123
That's cheating!
Posted by: Surfperch

========

I confess, it's cheating. I plagiarized it from Antonio Brown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:34 PM (13CQC)

124 110 Good decision on your part.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)


Thanks. I've looked the other way at a few things, because the Methodists are naturally so retarded theologically, but openly celebrating that stuff is a direct violation of the Bible. I'm not going to raise a stink about it, but I'm also not going to support them with my presence or my offertory contributions. Didn't know anyone there, though, so I doubt anyone's missed me.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:32 PM (2PXwn)


I left the Presbyterian church for similar reasons. I really like the independent churches better.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

125 Performing live is a total buzz. Athletes and dancers and other physical "arts" have to quit because their bodies get old but the mind of a musician is always young.

Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (PveK5)

126 So depressing thought of the day.

Earlier today? we were talking about how California is a lost cause. The Democrats have so rigged the system that no Republican will ever be elected again, no matter how bad it gets there.

Doesn't this imply that once leftists accumulate enough power, then it is irreversible. You can never return to democracy.

If it is a one way ratchet for all time, then why are we bothering to fight? Eventually the ratchet will advance another notch and can't be reversed.

If it is impossible to ever save California, then it is impossible to reverse the tide of leftism and the country will be lost eventually.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (krmTd)

127 "Smokin Hot" is my roof guy. I look for things every year for him to do.
Posted by: Ladyl

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Oh, lord - this brings back memories. My mom's (super-competent) handyman when I was a kid always had to tasks to do, mostly so she could gawk at his ass. She never bothered to hide it either. Not that she'd act on it, but that's the way it was.

This guy was an awesome contractor, but I'm sure he knew he was being hired by many women as pure eye-candy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (XycDL)

128 Just on a lark, I looked up "broken laws of physics" last night.

I read that there's a controversy in physics, because... I guess... the sun's surface is 5000 degrees, but a number of miles up from its surface it's a million degrees? And this violates one of the laws of thermodynamics.

Anyone know about this and what the theories are? I wonder if there's ozone around the sun like there is around Earth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

129 Why does my younger brother who is nearly "29" continue to play? He
never made it big like those I previously mentioned. Performance is in
his blood. There are a few musician Morons here.


There's no feeling quite like having an audience loving what you're doing, especially when you're feeding off of their energy.

Posted by: The Bert G formerly known as Country Singer at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (OMsf+)

130 Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:30 PM (RU4sa)

I do appreciate your restraint young lady

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

131 And twitter is nothing more or less than Chuckie's Bike Shack taken worldwide.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (ykYG2)

132 Top photo is Jewelry Lake in CA's Emigrant Wilderness. Taken 8/24/19. About a 10 mile hike to get there, if'n you're interested...
Posted by: Average Guy at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (BaHwF)
* * * *

Gorgeous! Thank you for hiking in and for sharing the photo.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (dnQbg)

133 Update on the Iraq War veteran, Jeremy Miller, walking across America for veterans suicide awareness: he's going to be at Jefferson Barracks in St Louis on Wednesday the 16th, from 10 am to noon. Like I said last nite... check out his Facebook page, cause it may actually restore your faith in America... at least a little.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (9WuX0)

134 122 Has anyone seen a RickL post lately?
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 14, 2019 10:34 PM (Bz54R)


I was on much more than usual today and didn't see him. It's worrying.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

135 I utterly do not get why anyone wants to be un-suspended or un-banned from that dumpster fire that is twitter. A suspension or banning is a badge of honor and even that "honor" isn't worth the five minutes it would take me to sign up and get banned.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 14, 2019 10:36 PM (Iiewy)

136 Of course not. Both the furnace and thermostat are shot. Plus I had to have boiler work done today ( boiler heats family room). Wednesday the fireplace is converted to high eff gas, and Thursday the new furnace is installed.

Just shoot me.
Posted by: Ladyl


This summer I replaced the thermostat, some part of my furnace, and my air conditioning unit. My suspicion is that they all go bad at the same time because they were all installed at the same time and are wearing out. Of course, the air conditioner went when it was in the nineties.
Anyway, I know it sucks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

137 The id passed at the state liquor store. And that's how I finally became popular in high school.
Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:26 PM (Y8PSl)


Our judges would also have accepted "date a girl who knows which clerks will sell to her if she lifts her top".

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 10:36 PM (t+qrx)

138
Doesn't this imply that once leftists accumulate enough power, then it is irreversible. You can never return to democracy.

=======

They also say what cannot go on, will not go on.

Hoodwinking of Black Americans, for instance?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:37 PM (13CQC)

139 If it is impossible to ever save California, then it is impossible to reverse the tide of leftism and the country will be lost eventually.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (krmTd)


Oh, leftism CAN be reversed. It's just that most people aren't willing to do the killing and deporting necessary to make that happen.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:37 PM (2PXwn)

140 133 Update on the Iraq War veteran, Jeremy Miller, walking across America for veterans suicide awareness: he's going to be at Jefferson Barracks in St Louis on Wednesday the 16th, from 10 am to noon. Like I said last nite... check out his Facebook page, cause it may actually restore your faith in America... at least a little.
Posted by: Secret Square at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (9WuX0)

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That's where I go for my VA appts!

Guess I'll make a trip there Wednesday.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:37 PM (RU4sa)

141
Doesn't this imply that once leftists accumulate enough power, then it is irreversible. You can never return to democracy.

Correct. Now get on the train, zek.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 10:37 PM (7rVsF)

142 I would set the drinking age at 15, or any age with parents, and move the driving age up to 18.

Posted by: Ace's liver

That would work...binge drinking is a symptom of not drinking earlier so tolerance and appreciation of the responsibility of alcohol consumption is learned - with parents guidance and within family settings alcohol consumption can be brought into a societal norm that fits into today's world - to set abnormal restrictions let's immature adults go wild at 21 - but still that seem to consume and behave at a level that puts us adults to shame.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 10:37 PM (32YRo)

143 94 "Smokin Hot" is my roof guy. I look for things every year for him to do. He just did my best friend's roof, and she's still in recovery.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

You should see my painter. Holy Shit, wish he was single.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 10:37 PM (tUOCc)

144 Wouldn't mind canoeing on that top lake. Very scenic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:28 PM (u82oZ)


See my earlier post: it's a 10-mile hike in.

In the days of my youth, 30-some years ago, I did a few trips into the other side of the Emigrant Wilderness with a group of friends. That hike is a butt-kicker, about 13 miles in with two 10,000+ foot passes to traverse. One of the guys in the group, with more brawn than brains, lugged in a one-man inflatable raft, at least 10 lbs., so he could troll the lakes. Don't recall if he did any better or worse fishin' than the rest of us (I got a couple of 18" brookies, plus some smaller brookies and rainbows, plus one golden trout).

Posted by: Average Guy at October 14, 2019 10:37 PM (BaHwF)

145

This guy was an awesome contractor, but I'm sure he knew he was being hired by many women as pure eye-candy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (XycDL)


Smokin Hot wears a pair of jeans like no one I've ever seen (except my late husband). It's almost a crime.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

146 Thanks, MisHum. It was 18 years old and they just don't last like the old-time, less-efficient ones did. I didn't think it made sense to get it repaired. Sigh.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)


Not that it's really relevant if the thing won't light off, but you you do have a carbon monoxide detector, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 10:38 PM (t+qrx)

147 ..I liked the propane tanks decorated for Halloween. Well never have any trick or treaters here.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 14, 2019 10:15 PM (Rz2Nc)




I like the Bouncing Bettys and Toe Poppers for the wee urchins.

Nah, don't worry, I don't want the ones with C-4 in 'em. Just load 'em with the same noisemakers as Champagne Poppers.

But it's never too early to teach the kids the necessary Situational Awareness, E&E skills and other strategies.

I mean, after all, their parents are sending most of 'em to Public Schools, and it's a Jungle in there!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 14, 2019 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

148 The best thing I can say about G. W. Bush is that he wasn't as pathetic as McCain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

149 You should see my painter. Holy Shit, wish he was single.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 10:37 PM (tUOCc


Smokin Hot just became single but he's a bit too young for me. And much too hot.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

150 Have a great night, everyone. May you all have a serene night. Ad astra per aspera.

As we see the craziness of our soi-disant Feudal Left elites, remember to have a plan B, clear fields of fire, supplies, and friends with skills.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

151 Fake ID's have to be more sophisticated these days.

The bouncers have electronic ID readers now, and the info is coded on the back for it.

Little LCD showed me his fake ID he got for $100 a few years ago at college, and worked perfectly. His address was a medium sized town in Illinois.

For the $100, they get two copies of it, if the first one gets taken, you have a backup.

Fake ID for college students is a cottage industry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (sy5kK)

152 Which arm? 

But yes, yes indeed. 
You?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

********

Oh yes. About a year ago.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (flINI)

153 The best thing I can say about G. W. Bush is that he wasn't as pathetic as McCain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)


NOW, I understand the phrase "Damning with faint praise!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

154 I left the Presbyterian church for similar reasons. I really like the independent churches better.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)


I have friends who switched from PCUSA to PCA, though I think they're worried even about that. A guy I work with really swears by Church of Christ, because the congregations maintain most control over the church and are normally too conservative to allow that crap to seep in. Who really knows.

And sorry about your furnace. My mom is extremely cold-natured, so if I was home and it had gone out there, I'd be hearing an earful. Actually, I'd probably be hearing it even when the furnace is working.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:40 PM (2PXwn)

155 I read an interesting novel named "Eve." In it, Adonai created Adam as a baby and literally nursed him. When Eve was created by Adam getting pregnant and Adam nursing her. So, the Almighty Lord is both male and female. Nothing about all the other weird genders.

Posted by: JAS at October 14, 2019 10:40 PM (DBGf/)

156
As we see the craziness of our soi-disant Feudal Left elites, remember to have a plan B, clear fields of fire, supplies, and friends with skills.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (u82oZ)


I'm trying very hard to make friends with skills here.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

157 I'm trying very hard to make friends with skills here.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

---

*smiles*

I really cannot wait to meet you.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:41 PM (RU4sa)

158 136
Of course not. Both the furnace and thermostat are shot. Plus I had
to have boiler work done today ( boiler heats family room). Wednesday
the fireplace is converted to high eff gas, and Thursday the new furnace
is installed.

My furnace was 15 years old when I bought the place in 86, replaced a thermocouple and valve in all that time. New one is 2 years old, I think I got lucky.

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 10:42 PM (K22Va)

159 I've looked the other way at a few things, because the Methodists are naturally so retarded theologically, but openly celebrating that stuff is a direct violation of the Bible.

I don't understand the mainline protestant churches in the US. It's one thing to change the music and the service to keep up with the times. But when you start to change the dogma, I have to wonder if you believe in enduring truth at all.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:42 PM (h2Bdk)

160 I'm trying very hard to make friends with skills here.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


The trick will be making it to Ben Had's compound when the SHTF!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:43 PM (BiNEL)

161 "the Methodists are so retarded theologically"

My mom, who was raised Methodist, noticed that way back in the early 1950s... she became Catholic when she married my dad. She told me the reason she converted was because the Catholic Church had clear and definite teachings that the Protestant churches didn't have.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 14, 2019 10:43 PM (9WuX0)

162

I really cannot wait to meet you.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:41 PM (RU4sa)


I can't wait to meet you too!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

163 148 The best thing I can say about G. W. Bush is that he wasn't as pathetic as McCain.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)


Don't mind me down here under the table... Just lookin' for where you set the bar.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 14, 2019 10:43 PM (BaHwF)

164 I'm trying very hard to make friends with skills here.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

I'm pretty good with QuickBooks. Last version I used was 2010. I can also make hard-boiled eggs.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (NH9pa)

165 That's a production still from Escape from New York, isn't it?

A homeless guy across the street (welcome to Portland) has proved more details about the Antifa guy's death in front of Democratic Party headquarters.

Apparently, the Antifa people were in a car, got in an argument with a guy in a SUV (likely a "youth"), and exited the car. Gunfire was then directed at the SUV and the Antifa guy was stuck by the SUV, in an uncertain order.

The new account has the following stomach-churning detail:

The two people [Antifa-guy's friends] picked up the man, according to Perez, and started dragging him across the street, creating a trail of blood behind them.

The three eventually got into the car and drove off [to the hospital]


The guy was still alive when he got to the hospital - his "friends" treatment of him may well have killed him. Couldn't call for an ambulance, of course, because that would have involved the authorities.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

166 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (tjNqg)

167 This last weekend I took my son to see Los Lobos in Denver while I was visiting. I've seen them seven times now over the many years.

They have grown old, fat and grey, just like me. I love them.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (VNfwt)

168

The trick will be making it to Ben Had's compound when the SHTF!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:43 PM (BiNEL)


I will count on you to be my escort!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

169 Smokin Hot just became single but he's a bit too young for me. And much too hot.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

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Well, maybe SH could use a new truck. Jus' sayin... he's a dude, and there always negotiating positions. When they're single, of course.

I used to know a swarthy Mexican gentleman in the granite trade. He was known to work out many such deals... and he wasn't single. He had two wives in Mexico, whose families he funded through lucrative deals with lonely and well-heeled housewives in the US.

Sadly, he was not named "Paolo/Paulo."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (XycDL)

170 But when you start to change the dogma, I have to wonder if you believe in enduring truth at all.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:42 PM (h2Bdk)


Living Constitution, Living Bible, maybe there's a theme here?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (BiNEL)

171 OT

So last night I am watching some TV before bed. I am watching an episode of Friends because it is evil, racist and sexist and I am a white male American so I am also evil, racist and sexist.

As I am watching, in the middle of a scene, the picture seems to be doing a fade cut. For just a few seconds, I see a Ouija board on the screen. Then the board fades and I see the word "Friday" on the screen for a few seconds and then that fades.

I don't believe in things like Ouija boards but if something odd happens of Friday, you heard it here first.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 14, 2019 10:45 PM (1NxC3)

172 The Secular Humanists have infiltrated all the mainline churches.

Posted by: JAS at October 14, 2019 10:45 PM (DBGf/)

173 149 Smokin Hot just became single but he's a bit too young for me. And much too hot.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)


ooohh a boy toy!

i wouldn't want to risk a good contractor, they're hard to find.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 10:45 PM (tUOCc)

174 I can understand the musicians need to make music. I went through college on a music scholarahip but quit after i graduated to go make a living. I have several friends who are professionals and they do quite well.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 10:45 PM (flINI)

175

I'm pretty good with QuickBooks. Last version I used was 2010. I can also make hard-boiled eggs.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (NH9pa)


I used to be known as a darned good cook. Not so much now, in my widowhood.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

176 I'm a certified Lava Lamp repairman.

Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (PveK5)

177 I will count on you to be my escort!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}, you and Conor will get along just fine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (BiNEL)

178 I don't understand the mainline protestant churches in the US. It's one thing to change the music and the service to keep up with the times. But when you start to change the dogma, I have to wonder if you believe in enduring truth at all.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:42 PM (h2Bdk)


I am a lifelong Methodist.

I passed the "wondering" mile marker sometime in college.

Though I suppose the Methodists aren't quite as bad as the Episcopalians and some of the Lutherans. Yet.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (2PXwn)

179 172 The Secular Humanists have infiltrated all the mainline churches.
Posted by: JAS at October 14, 2019 10:45 PM (DBGf/)


Why call it a church, then, if it's just a social club?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (h2Bdk)

180
I have friends who switched from PCUSA

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I initially read this as "CPUSA," and thought "Burn this pinko Dr. T," LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:47 PM (XycDL)

181 New boilers are great compared to the old POS

i replaced my old WMc about 5 years ago with Buderus 215

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 10:47 PM (AQBtr)

182 I read an interesting novel named "Eve." In it, Adonai created Adam as a baby and literally nursed him. When Eve was created by Adam getting pregnant and Adam nursing her. So, the Almighty Lord is both male and female. Nothing about all the other weird genders.

Posted by: JAS at October 14, 2019 10:40 PM



"El Shaddai"?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 10:47 PM (7WaWV)

183 Why call it a church, then, if it's just a social club?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (h2Bdk)


Tax exempt status!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

184 It was a plan made in the 1840s. Destroy the churches from within.

Posted by: JAS at October 14, 2019 10:48 PM (DBGf/)

185
Not that it's really relevant if the thing won't light off, but you you do have a carbon monoxide detector, right?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 10:38 PM (t+qrx)


I have one in the basement but I'm adding another on the first floor.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

186 Why call it a church, then, if it's just a social club?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (h2Bdk)


Tax exempt status.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:49 PM (Y8PSl)

187 183 Why call it a church, then, if it's just a social club?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (h2Bdk)


Tax exempt status!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)


I suppose, at least until Beto is elected.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:50 PM (h2Bdk)

188 184 It was a plan made in the 1840s. Destroy the churches from within.
Posted by: JAS at October 14, 2019 10:48 PM (DBGf/)

---

Satan's been around a lot longer than the 1840s.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:50 PM (RU4sa)

189 World War Z really deserved it's own series.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 10:50 PM (ev02w)

190
181 New boilers are great compared to the old POS

i replaced my old WMc about 5 years ago with Buderus 215

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 10:47 PM (AQBtr)


I think the boiler that serves my family room was installed in 1963 when the addition was added. It's the cutest little boiler.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

191 Sweater Puppies ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6qj2juv

https://tinyurl.com/y4dyqpwx

https://tinyurl.com/y2qsdn9w

https://tinyurl.com/yxue8zjc

https://tinyurl.com/y4qnolkf

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

192 "El Shaddai"?
Indeed.

Posted by: JAS at October 14, 2019 10:52 PM (DBGf/)

193
177 I will count on you to be my escort!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}, you and Conor will get along just fine!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:46 PM (BiNEL)


Oh good! Is Conor your son?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

194 I suppose, at least until Beto is elected.[/]

Left-wing Protestant churches aren't the ones who are going to lose their tax exemptions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 10:52 PM (I2/tG)

195 It's the cutest little boiler.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)


So only good for bunny babies?

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:52 PM (Y8PSl)

196 101 Raise your hands if you've been kicked off of the Twatter...
Posted by: Truck Monkey


I'd kick myself off twatter, but I keep my account just so I can go check out The Donald's account.

I have a sister who never got into computers and never went online, but learned how to use the internet and Twatter just so she could go see what The Donald was tweeting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

197 It's one thing to change the music and the service to keep up with the times. But when you start to change the dogma, I have to wonder if you believe in enduring truth at all.

------

My (old - finally, yay!) synagogue swerved horribly Left, eventually becoming Reconstructionist, and all but abandoning actual Judaism.

Looking back, one of the first signs of what was to come was abandoning our ancient songs in favor of some hippy with a fucking guitar and soulless rich white people lame-o hippy songs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:53 PM (XycDL)

198 More Sweater Puppies ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y5fjdhxx

https://tinyurl.com/y44otxqe

https://tinyurl.com/y52wrphp

https://tinyurl.com/yxhoaj4r

https://tinyurl.com/y4d5gwxv

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2019 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

199 195 It's the cutest little boiler.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

So only good for bunny babies?
Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:52 PM (Y8PSl)


Oh you!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

201 Oh good! Is Conor your son?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT)


Striking resemblance.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 10:54 PM (t+qrx)

202 Tax exempt status!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

I suppose, at least until Beto is elected.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 10:50 PM (h2Bdk)


Right. Because the mainline churches will definitely refuse to perform gay weddings or formally recognize the 62 new genders. Which none of them do already. 100 percent.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:54 PM (2PXwn)

203 Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

I have no idea what Swix is, but I am interested to know if they have a newsletter.

Also, brunette with the camo pants is hurting that sweater!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 10:54 PM (ycWCI)

204 Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:54 PM (2PXwn)

Ours doesn't

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

205 167:This last weekend I took my son to see Los Lobos in Denver while I was visiting. I've seen them seven times now over the many years.

They have grown old, fat and grey, just like me. I love them.
Posted by: Blutarski



And they probably still sound great. Los Lobos is one of those under the radar Great Bands. They don't get mentioned enough.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 14, 2019 10:55 PM (g/gkH)

206 172 The Secular Humanists have infiltrated all the mainline churches.
Posted by: JAS at October 14, 2019 10:45 PM (DBGf/)

Many of them have been taken over by progressives, feminists, and the LGBTWTFBBQ crowd. Some of them were easier pickings than others. There are some holdouts, but it seems they are fewer and fewer.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

207 Fortunately, we'll never lose our tax exemptions!

Now, we need to return to our theological debate on whether gays need to be pushed off of tall buildings, or whether you have the building collapse on top of the gays.

Posted by: Mosques! at October 14, 2019 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

208 Looking back, one of the first signs of what was to come was abandoning our ancient songs in favor of some hippy with a fucking guitar and soulless rich white people lame-o hippy songs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:53 PM (XycDL)


A whole shabbat evening "service" in February 2018, dedicated to how awful guns are and how nobody should have them. That's turned out great for Jews before, you see how far you can run with it, you schmucks.

Never went back.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

209 CC Sabathia lives a few towns over from me, and rumor has it that he gives out full-sized candy bars for Halloween.


I hear that the Red Sox players don't give candy. They just whine about their awful season.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 10:58 PM (wYseH)

210
She told me the reason she converted was because the Catholic Church had clear and definite teachings that the Protestant churches didn't have.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 14, 2019 10:43 PM (9WuX0)


Not any more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 10:58 PM (7rVsF)

211
Los Lobos are cool.

I remember this video from when I was a kid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmgfLI1NBe8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:58 PM (XycDL)

212 And they probably still sound great. Los Lobos is one of those under the radar Great Bands. They don't get mentioned enough.
Posted by: Puddleglum

The sadist thing is that when I bought the tickets months ago, I didn't catch that they were OPENING for some guy called Big Head Ted. Short set, no encore.

Los Lobos opening? The very idea!

Posted by: Blutarski at October 14, 2019 10:59 PM (VNfwt)

213 *peeks in*

*sprints, hurdles, vaults overhead*

*POUNCE!*
*rolls*
*SMOOOOOOOOCH*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 10:59 PM (PkVlr)

214 Ozzie Man could make checkers fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 10:59 PM (axyOa)

215 Oh you!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT) [/I[

Well, I am a Moron of the Horde, Nood Class with Willowed Clusters.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:59 PM (Y8PSl)

216 I used to be known as a darned good cook. Not so much now, in my widowhood.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

I'm sorry about your husband.

I'll bet you're still a darned good cook, though. One thing I've learned since being on my own is that presentation doesn't matter. It's all about flavor and nutrition in that order.

Case in point: golabki. I'm not going to soften up the cabbage leaves and roll the rest of the stuff in them only to cook it all over again. The cabbage, pork, onion, rice, sauce and seasonings get chopped up and thrown into a pot. I cook for one and do it in bulk, and it's quite good.

I'm also adept at Excel. If your house is still without heat, I may be able to help with some spreadsheet formulas (although I don't think they'll help).

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (NH9pa)

217 dedicated to how awful guns are and how nobody should have them

Wandering around the Old City of Jerusalem, Israelis don't appear to have gotten that message.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (I2/tG)

218 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Nurse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (ycWCI)

219 213 *peeks in*

*sprints, hurdles, vaults overhead*

*POUNCE!*
*rolls*
*SMOOOOOOOOCH*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 10:59 PM (PkVlr)


OUCH!!!. That was me. Insom's not here.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

220 The Moody Blues were able to cram more awesome hooks into a single song than almost anyone else. The Beatles did it better, but the Moody Blues' best stuff was always very satisfying.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (l9m7l)

221 Ours doesn't
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)


Oh, not all do, even the mainline churches. But a lot of individual congregations have been completely on the freakshow bandwagon for years. I visited my sister in STL over the summer, and a big, imposing looking Presbyterian church right down the street had the rainbow flag and that stupid blue/pink/white tranny flag flying right out front.

Depend on it, many of these churches will fold. The only reason the UMC hasn't is the African bishops who actually believe in the Bible finally managed to outvote the idiots at the conference this year.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (2PXwn)

222 213 *peeks in*

*sprints, hurdles, vaults overhead*

*POUNCE!*
*rolls*
*SMOOOOOOOOCH*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 10:59 PM (PkVlr)

Whoa, yeah! WOOHOO!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

223 I still remember the lady who gave out full-sized Hershey bars for Halloween. She was the town librarian, and lived alone. We always made sure to go to her house first!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:01 PM (dnQbg)

224 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 10:58 PM (wYseH)


Guess we know where the Chicago Cubs will be for trick or treat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

225 Depend on it, many of these churches will fold.

We may have no parishioners, but you should see our real estate values!

Posted by: Mainline Protestant Churches! at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

226
raise your hands if you've been kicked off of the Twatter...
Posted by: Truck Monkey

=======

Me. When Kurt Eichenwald had a seizure because of a gif, I sent him a bunch of whirling Pepe's.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (13CQC)

227 The movie that needs to be made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1MqHgFnmE

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (af5xa)

228 219 213 *peeks in*

*sprints, hurdles, vaults overhead*

*POUNCE!*
*rolls*
*SMOOOOOOOOCH*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 10:59 PM (PkVlr)


OUCH!!!. That was me. Insom's not here.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

Well. And here we are.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

229 Right. Because the mainline churches will definitely refuse to perform gay weddings or formally recognize the 62 new genders. Which none of them do already. 100 percent.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 10:54 PM (2PXwn)


I don't believe the attack on churches has anything to do with transgenders or gay weddings. Beto and his ilk will keep moving the goalposts until the churches give them an excuse to involve the government.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (h2Bdk)

230
dedicated to how awful guns are and how nobody should have them

Wandering around the Old City of Jerusalem, Israelis don't appear to have gotten that message.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (I2/tG)

-------

One of the alarming and strange things I found about Israelis (who have a pervasive gun culture), is that they were so confused by the fact that American teens own and use guns without military training. It's like they found it unseemly or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (XycDL)

231 whole shabbat evening "service" in February 2018, dedicated to how awful guns are and how nobody should have them. That's turned out great for Jews before, you see how far you can run with it, you schmucks.

Sounds like Saint Vincent de Paul's pastor on Bellaire.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2)

232 I remember this video from when I was a kid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmgfLI1NBe8
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That's my single favorite LL tune. Imagine those guys in video with grey hair, 40 inch waists. Luis Perez doesn't even play drums anymore. Too demanding I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (VNfwt)

233 Sorry Ladyl,

I was going for Insom, he's right behind you.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (PkVlr)

234
His turning of the cheek is nothing to be admired, under any circumstance. It was pure cowardice from a callow child of a man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:25 PM (XycDL)


But, but, but, he paints PORTRAITS now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 14, 2019 11:03 PM (pNxlR)

235
I'm sorry about your husband.

I'll bet you're still a darned good cook, though. One thing I've learned since being on my own is that presentation doesn't matter. It's all about flavor and nutrition in that order.

Case in point: golabki. I'm not going to soften up the cabbage leaves and roll the rest of the stuff in them only to cook it all over again. The cabbage, pork, onion, rice, sauce and seasonings get chopped up and thrown into a pot. I cook for one and do it in bulk, and it's quite good.

I'm also adept at Excel. If your house is still without heat, I may be able to help with some spreadsheet formulas (although I don't think they'll help).
Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (NH9pa)


Are you Slavic? Golabki sounds a little like deconstructed holubtsi. My late husband was a Ukie.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

236 When Kurt Eichenwald had a seizure because of a gif, I sent him a bunch of whirling Pepe's.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (13CQC)

Nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 11:03 PM (wYseH)

237 Wandering around the Old City of Jerusalem, Israelis don't appear to have gotten that message.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (I2/tG)


Gosh, maybe the Lexus liberal academics Jews here should go educate those poor dumb benighted foreign yids. They probably just don't know any better.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

238
Though I suppose the Methodists aren't quite as bad as the Episcopalians and some of the Lutherans. Yet.
Posted by: Dr. T
-------

We are locked in a struggle now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 11:03 PM (eYD0A)

239 233 Sorry Ladyl,

I was going for Insom, he's right behind you.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (PkVlr)


Golly--watch where you land! I hope my insurance covers this!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

240
I go to a Fraternal Society of St. Peter parish, where there's no politics in the pulpit and good doctrine is preached. Makes you want to go above and beyond what's asked. Also the beautiful Tridentine Mass, with chants. Compare to the awful show and horrible music of the Novus Ordo Mass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 11:05 PM (7rVsF)

241 208
Looking back, one of the first signs of what was to come was
abandoning our ancient songs in favor of some hippy with a fucking
guitar and soulless rich white people lame-o hippy songs.

A cousin's wedding somewhere around 68 passed out daisies. Her father and most of the men his age fought in WW2. The reception was in our back yard and I don't know how her husband didn't get his ass kicked the way he talked. They moved to upstate NY and we never saw them again.

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 11:05 PM (K22Va)

242 233 Sorry Ladyl,

I was going for Insom, he's right behind you.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (PkVlr)

This just got really interesting.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

243 A whole shabbat evening "service" in February 2018,
dedicated to how awful guns are and how nobody should have them.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

We left our synagogue after the "rabbi" gave a sermon about how important it was to respect and help the Guatamalan/Mexican/Peruvian illegals hanging out on the corners looking for work. All while the fucking Pallies were firing rockets into Israel. Not a single word about the Israelis being murdered.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 11:06 PM (wYseH)

244 K, I'm out. 'Night all.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2019 11:06 PM (2PXwn)

245 225 Depend on it, many of these churches will fold.

We may have no parishioners, but you should see our real estate values!
Posted by: Mainline Protestant Churches! at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (I2/tG)


You laugh, but from what I can tell real estate is the only reason the Episcopal church hasn't collapsed completely. Apparently the national organization is threatening to take the land under their church from any congregation that leaves.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:06 PM (h2Bdk)

246 Speaking of the IRS, tomorrow is tax day for me. I always get an extension.

I had a couple of question and called the IRS 800 number last week. Much to my shock, I only waited on hold for 5 minutes and the guy I talked to was courteous, professional and helped me out. And I'm not kidding, I really was shocked.

That poor guy will probably be fired soon, lol.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (FiUMj)

247 Oh good! Is Conor your son?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

Striking resemblance.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 10:54 PM (t+qrx)


Woof. I'll take that as a compliment.
You can see Conor on several of MisHum's fantastic Pet Threads, If I could figure out the Pixy search engine I'd give you a pointer.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)

248 Night Dr T.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (ycWCI)

249 I have a sister who never got into computers and
never went online, but learned how to use the internet and Twatter just
so she could go see what The Donald was tweeting.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:53 PM (+lVUW)


Speaking of which, I have an older friend (80's) who wants some sort of computer so she can do the same sort of thing.

Any suggestions?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (xG/b0)

250 163 148 The best thing I can say about G. W. Bush is that he wasn't as pathetic as McCain.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

Don't mind me down here under the table... Just lookin' for where you set the bar.
Posted by: Average Guy


Then there's Romney, the loser who won't shut up and go away.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

251 Holy F'ing Stuff. The Nats take a 3 to 0 lead in the run to the World Series.

Bluebell, Thanks for bringing your good luck to Nats Park. I'm giving a little credit to the Nats jersey on Prince the Poodle.

Wow!

Posted by: JTB at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (bmdz3)

252 The Moody Blues were able to cram more awesome hooks into a single song than almost anyone else. The Beatles did it better, but the Moody Blues' best stuff was always very satisfying.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM (l9m7l)
* * * *

Many fond memories of good times with Moody Blues music playing in the background.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (dnQbg)

253 I'm also adept at Excel. If your house is still without heat, I may be able to help with some spreadsheet formulas (although I don't think they'll help).

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 11:00 PM



I think it's the sight of a man repairing things with his hands that sets an 'ettes loins aquiver, and this has a strong biological basis, QED...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 11:08 PM (7WaWV)

254 Apparently the national organization is threatening to take the land under their church from any congregation that leaves.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:06 PM (h2Bdk)


And they have done exactly that in several Virginia counties.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:08 PM (BiNEL)

255 Poor Pookette never had a chance. Music is in her blood, she has at least a decade of piano lessons ahead of her, and yet tonight she was begging her father to let her finish practicing. Four weeks of lessons and she's already using the pedals appropriately. She'll be playing in Carnegie Hall before she graduates grade school at this rate.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 14, 2019 11:08 PM (XKZwp)

256 is that they were so confused by the fact that American teens own and use guns without military training

That's a requirement in Israel, right? I heard you can't possess a firearm unless you are in the military, the reserves, or are a veteran.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

257 Speaking of which, I have an older friend (80's) who wants some sort of computer so she can do the same sort of thing.

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (xG/b0)


Get her a chromebook. Just a couple hundred bucks for a perfectly serviceable web browser.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:10 PM (h2Bdk)

258 243 A whole shabbat evening "service" in February 2018,
dedicated to how awful guns are and how nobody should have them.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

We left our synagogue after the "rabbi" gave a sermon about how important it was to respect and help the Guatamalan/Mexican/Peruvian illegals hanging out on the corners looking for work. All while the fucking Pallies were firing rockets into Israel. Not a single word about the Israelis being murdered.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 11:06 PM (wYseH)


Not good.

I even tried the Vineyard Church. Very Bible-based (I thought). And of course the young hippie pastor in tee shirt in jeans started right in on social justice crap. I left and never went back.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

259 One of the alarming and strange things I found about Israelis (who have a pervasive gun culture), is that they were so confused by the fact that American teens own and use guns without military training. It's like they found it unseemly or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (XycDL)


Lots of Americans, including myself, sort of assumed that owning private arms for personal and national defense is an Israeli thing, but they haven't got the second amendment or really anything like it. You use one during your obligated service, but then you hand it back in. You need a permit to own one, and getting a permit for anything in Israel is about on par with Eastern Europe, from what I'm told. Lots of waiting for stamps and paperwork, lots of filing fees. I don't claim to know firsthand, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 11:10 PM (t+qrx)

260 The ARC of History!,

What you described about the killing is exactly what is expected from a bunch of criminal thugs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

261 United Nations' Secretary General Antonio Guterres complained on Monday that his globalist organization is running a massive deficit of $230 million and could run out of money at the end of the month due to their profligate spending.

Well, Antonio, time to get your ass and start mowing lawns, ese.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 11:11 PM (GRbI+)

262 That's a requirement in Israel, right? I heard you can't possess a firearm unless you are in the military, the reserves, or are a veteran.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:09 PM (I2/tG)


Thing is, when service is obligatory, everyone's a veteran.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 11:11 PM (t+qrx)

263 The only reason the UMC hasn't is the African bishops who actually believe in the Bible finally managed to outvote the idiots at the conference this year.
Posted by: Dr. T
-------

It will be the end of the church, and the LGBQTLSMFT supporters bringing it about don't care a damn.

Of course, when questioned about that they, quickly, ardently, proclaim that they are trying to *save* the church. Utter bullshit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 11:12 PM (eYD0A)

264 ass out

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 11:12 PM (GRbI+)

265
Woof. I'll take that as a compliment.
You can see Conor on several of MisHum's fantastic Pet Threads, If I could figure out the Pixy search engine I'd give you a pointer.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)


That's right! Conor is your pup!

Please forgive me. I'm old and my memory isn't what it used to be!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

266 It is disheartening to read about a 20 year old in an airport getting approached by an undercover cop with a girly vodka drink in his hand.

I'm glad Iowa has solved 100% of it's murders and robberies, that it can move on to shit this trivial.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2019 11:12 PM (LxTcq)

267 Can someone explain the last picture please? I don't get the joke... **looks down with shame..**

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 11:13 PM (6lKe4)

268 You use one during your obligated service, but then you hand it back in. You need a permit to own one, and getting a permit for anything in Israel is about on par with Eastern Europe, from what I'm told. Lots of waiting for stamps and paperwork, lots of filing fees. I don't claim to know firsthand, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2019 11:10 PM (t+qrx)


Sounds like Switzerland. Sure, they're all required to have a gun. But they're not allowed to have ammo unless they jump through a whole bunch of hoops.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:13 PM (h2Bdk)

269
Nice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

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It was a 24-hour ban. I took a screenshot of the ban notice and then tweeted it as soon as I got back on. Badge of honor!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 11:13 PM (13CQC)

270 Thank you New Yorker for giving us a 60,000 word essay on how kids think full size candy bars are the best kind of candy to receive on Halloween.

Stay tuned for next week's big story on what kids think is the best color for clouds.

Posted by: egd at October 14, 2019 11:13 PM (v9lde)

271 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (dnQbg)

Ha
Wild one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 11:13 PM (aA3+G)

272 I even tried the Vineyard Church. Very Bible-based (I thought). And of course the young hippie pastor in tee shirt in jeans started right in on social justice crap. I left and never went back.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:10 PM (TdMsT)


EPC Evangelical Presbyterian Church

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:14 PM (BiNEL)

273 @261 ... the UN is angling to take over Illinois. They can rename Midway Airport to Dag Hammeskjold Airfield.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (DY3v8)

274 Stay tuned for next week's big story on what kids think is the best color for clouds.

Posted by: egd at October 14, 2019 11:13 PM (v9lde)


My guess is the answer will not be white!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (BiNEL)

275 Hi all y'all! Practicing my Texan for the MoMe

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (/UQ/R)

276 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (dnQbg)

Ha
Wild one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
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Well, alcohol and playing pool were involved. . .

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (dnQbg)

277 I wish POTUS George W. Bush had shown 25% as much fight as Trump

Should be carved in the blankety-blank of every GOPe's blank.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (1Vobx)

278
I don't believe the attack on churches has anything to do with transgenders or gay weddings. Beto and his ilk will keep moving the goalposts until the churches give them an excuse to involve the government.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:02 PM (h2Bdk

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Bingo.

When Obama failed in his crusade against Little Sisters of the Poor over contraception, anyone who thought they'd stop is a fuckin' fool.

Now, they've got a new test case they've shopped out to an awful bitch named Barbara Morris, a doctor who works for Centura Health, a multi-denominational Christian hospital group in Colorado.

She (while working for Centura) found a patient who wanted an assisted suicide, which is strictly forbidden by Centura, she was refused permission and denied employment, and is now suing the company.

What it boils down to is this... even with SCOAMF backing the LSP attack, they failed. So now, they've figured out that: attacking Mother Teresa's religious order over an extremely controversial position like abortion is a non-starter.

But if you attack a 401(c)3 with religious affiliation over a more sympathetic position like assisted suicide, you may be more effective, and achieve the same ultimate goal. It's the old motte-and-bailey.

These power-monsters will never stop until they've brought G-d to heel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 11:16 PM (XycDL)

279 275 Hi all y'all! Practicing my Texan for the MoMe
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (/UQ/R)


I can't wait to meet you! I'll be the underdressed one in jeans and tee shirt!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

280 Can someone explain the last picture please? I don't get the joke... **looks down with shame..**

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 11:13 PM



It's a SWAT team after a bust with a perp's 'come-back-with-a-warrant sign (top) and their warrant (bottom)...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 11:16 PM (7WaWV)

281 Please forgive me. I'm old and my memory isn't what it used to be!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:12 PM (TdMsT)


You'll find Conor and I are both very forgiving!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:16 PM (BiNEL)

282 is that they were so confused by the fact that American teens own and use guns without military training

Except for the Arabs, who can volunteer, but aren't drafted.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

283 Joe EMOLUMENTS Biden.

Posted by: Beverly at October 14, 2019 11:17 PM (DBdxB)

284 Hi all y'all! Practicing my Texan for the MoMe
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (/UQ/R)
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Doing well! Now try "hey" or "howdy" and don't forget "well, slap me naked!"

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:17 PM (dnQbg)

285 You'll find Conor and I are both very forgiving!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:16 PM (BiNEL)


{{{Hrothgar & Conor}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

286 Are Texans the ones who say"boy howdy?"

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

287 United Nations' Secretary General Antonio Guterres complained on Monday that his globalist organization is running a massive deficit of $230 million

How can they run a deficit that big? They're not a country, they're nothing. I wouldn't take an IOU from them for $230 million. (I mean, I would, but I wouldn't give them $230 million worth of stuff for it)

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 11:19 PM (Ibwur)

288 Are Texans the ones who say"boy howdy?"
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
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Yes, they are.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:19 PM (dnQbg)

289 Are you Slavic? Golabki sounds a little like deconstructed holubtsi. My late husband was a Ukie.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

(Sorry -- I was watching that Flying Man short film.)

I'm half-Lithuanian with an affinity for Polish food.

Also believe that a bloated, oppressive government is probably necessary for anyone who subscribes to the "two-starch rule."

Also have a deep respect for Slavic people.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 11:19 PM (NH9pa)

290 But they're not allowed to have ammo unless they jump through a whole bunch of hoops.

I thought that the Swiss took their ammo home in a sealed box. You have to bring the box back when you do your reserve duty, and you have to explain if the seal is broken.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:20 PM (I2/tG)

291 Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 11:16 PM (7WaWV)

THank you!

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 11:20 PM (6lKe4)

292 I wonder how much the UN temple at Turtle Bay is worth...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 11:20 PM (7WaWV)

293 Also the beautiful Tridentine Mass, with chants.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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I'm jealous. Our parish is a mix of old and new but we still have, just as an example, many old and young(!) women wearing veils with a pastor grounded in the old ways.

But alas, no Tridentine Mass.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 11:20 PM (Y4EXg)

294
Dogs taken care of and fed, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians. Sleep well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 11:20 PM (7rVsF)

295

Bowe Bergdahl deserted his post in a wartime condition.

That offense is punishable by execution. That he wasn't dishonors my Army and all those who he endangered by his traitorous conduct.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2019 11:21 PM (KATBx)

296 MisHum has done it again with a great ONT and much assistance from the Horde, but I need to crash so I shall bid y'all adieu!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:21 PM (BiNEL)

297 GWB fight hell, he and the other warmongers and globalists in his administration were busy instituting the perpetual war machine and supercharging the Deep State with the tools and resources needed to subdue the American People and eventually spy in on a Presidential candidate and plot coups against the same.


As far as I'm concerned Bush is dust.


Let him live out the rest of his life agonizing about the countless deaths he's responsible for and paining crappy paintings.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (gaSfV)

298
But if you attack a 401(c)3 with religious affiliation over a more sympathetic position like assisted suicide, you may be more effective, and achieve the same ultimate goal. It's the old motte-and-bailey.

These power-monsters will never stop until they've brought G-d to heel.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 11:16 PM (XycDL)


I think the only effective defense will be to attack their deductions for "nonpartisan" outfits like Media Matters and universities. You want to see the left side of the political spectrum turn on a dime? Threaten to upend their rice bowl.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (h2Bdk)

299 Bowe Bergdahl deserted his post in a wartime condition.

That offense is punishable by execution. That he wasn't dishonors my Army and all those who he endangered by his traitorous conduct.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2019 11:21 PM (KATBx)
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*fist bump*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (dnQbg)

300 THank you!

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 11:20 PM



No need to be ashamed, Iris... It took me a moment to get it!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (7WaWV)

301
288 Are Texans the ones who say"boy howdy?"
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
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Yes, they are.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:19 PM (dnQbg)


I hope I get to hear someone say it when I'm in TX.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

302 273
@261 ... the UN is angling to take over Illinois. They can rename Midway Airport to Dag Hammeskjold Airfield.

I knew I should have moved out of this shithole years ago but you can't get a good combo sangwich in WI.

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (K22Va)

303 Lurking Lurker, I've always had good experiences calling IRS employees.

My experiences at California DMV have also always been halfway decent, at least. Shock of shocks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

304 290 But they're not allowed to have ammo unless they jump through a whole bunch of hoops.

I thought that the Swiss took their ammo home in a sealed box. You have to bring the box back when you do your reserve duty, and you have to explain if the seal is broken.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:20 PM (I2/tG)


Right. The point is they don't own it and can't use it without going to jail.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:23 PM (h2Bdk)

305 Bowe Bergdahl deserted his post in a wartime condition.

That offense is punishable by execution. That he wasn't dishonors my Army and all those who he endangered by his traitorous conduct.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2019 11:21 PM (KATBx)


They're gonna hate it when the old rules come back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:23 PM (BiNEL)

306 Night Hadrian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 11:24 PM (ycWCI)

307 Hi all y'all! Practicing my Texan for the MoMe
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
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Take a large Stetson with you. Silver-tipped boots are a plus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 11:24 PM (eYD0A)

308 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (dnQbg)

You?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 11:25 PM (aA3+G)

309 I really hope there's another Vegas MoMee eventually. Beginning to think it won't happen though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

310
I don't know if there is a genetic substrain or what, but there is a clear, distinct, puzzling and madding subgroup of Jewish folk that a) LOATH being Jewish, b) LOATHS freedom, and c) is responsible for mor dead Jews and non-Jews via policy, money and self-gassing than StalItler ever dreamed of...

Seriously, the pathology of self-loathing and mutual assured buttfucking is staggering...

Posted by: Rose Taco at October 14, 2019 11:25 PM (w3OLr)

311 These power-monsters will never stop until they've brought G-d to heel.

One of the major hospital/clinic chains in Portland is run by the Sisters of Providence.

The Oregon Left is constantly plotting to figure out ways of forcing Providence to do abortions, "gender reassignment" surgeries, and assisted suicide.

The fact that there are many other hospitals in Portland that will do these "services" is irrelevant - no one should be allowed to dissent from the Hive Mind.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:25 PM (I2/tG)

312 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:15 PM (dnQbg)

You?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2019 11:25 PM (aA3+G)
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You bet! I may not have been a wild child, but I did have some fun!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:27 PM (dnQbg)

313 Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (7WaWV)

It's obvious once you explained, but I couldn't tell that it was a SWAT team at first...

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 11:27 PM (6lKe4)

314 Ladyl.......

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 14, 2019 11:28 PM (/UQ/R)

315 It's obvious once you explained, but I couldn't tell that it was a SWAT team at first...

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 11:27 PM



Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 11:28 PM (7WaWV)

316 That offense is punishable by execution.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Private Eddie Slovick at October 14, 2019 11:29 PM (I2/tG)

317 I hope I get to hear someone say it when I'm in TX.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
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I'm sure you will! There are a lot of "Texan" phrases, and you will enjoy hearing them. Some are a real hoot!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:30 PM (dnQbg)

318 Good news for MisHum: I'm gonna try a 7-Eleven Red Hot Beef & Bean Burrito tonight for dinner.

Should I go ahead and give myself last rites now, or wait for a priest to show up? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

319 I thought that the Swiss took their ammo home in a sealed box. You have to bring the box back when you do your reserve duty, and you have to explain if the seal is broken.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2019 11:20 PM (I2/tG)

Switzerland ain't what it used to be. They've been gradually succumbing to the same general decline that the rest of Western Europe has been experiencing.

Posted by: Surfperch, trapped in Commiefornia at October 14, 2019 11:30 PM (flrWR)

320
What he deserved:That offense is punishable by execution.

What he got: Loving reception held by POTUS in the Rose Garden, a chance for his hippy dippy 'rents to propagandize, while being tongue bathed by Barky.

Quick vid, in case you have forgotten: https://tinyurl.com/pk5pwng

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 11:30 PM (eYD0A)

321 assisted suicide.

On a case by case basis, I'll be happy to assist!

Save the Planet! Kill Your Self! Line forms on the left...

COL. Cooper would have a DefCon 1 Hayday now... miss him...

Posted by: Rose Taco at October 14, 2019 11:30 PM (w3OLr)

322 249 I have a sister who never got into computers and
never went online, but learned how to use the internet and Twatter just
so she could go see what The Donald was tweeting.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

Speaking of which, I have an older friend (80's) who wants some sort of computer so she can do the same sort of thing.

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Kindltot


Some library branches offer classes for older people who have no idea how to use a computer.
My sister has a smart phone and went to the store that sold her the phone or plan and got them to help her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2019 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

323 You don't need legs or even both arms to fire a gun, so those wounded (or their next of kin) in the search for Bergdahl should have been his firing squad.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 14, 2019 11:31 PM (XKZwp)

324 The movie that needs to be made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1MqHgFnmE

Posted by: TSgt Ciz
________

It's called "The Flying Man" and you're called "TSgt Ciz." I hope I'm right here -- TSgt is an Air Force rank. Any connection between your service and that totally awesome short film?

(Or do you just like the awesomeness of that film?)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 11:31 PM (NH9pa)

325 Hammer....a large Stetson on this little head would not be attractive

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 14, 2019 11:31 PM (/UQ/R)

326 317 I hope I get to hear someone say it when I'm in TX.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
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I'm sure you will! There are a lot of "Texan" phrases, and you will enjoy hearing them. Some are a real hoot!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:30 PM (dnQbg)


I. Can't. Wait.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

327 I broke the blog, didn't I?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

328 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 14, 2019 11:36 PM (ZYB2s)

329
{{{{{LadyL}}}}}

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 14, 2019 11:37 PM (w3OLr)

330 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:22 PM (dnQbg)

Here's the problem with that and it goes all the way back to the Korean War; Congress has to vote on whether we are at WAR in a legal sense.

If they haven't then all this talk about this or that punishment due to actions someone takes fails because we haven't legally declared war on another country since 1941.

As a result all those punishments and crimes fail and have to be reduced.

Sorry it's just the way it is.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 14, 2019 11:37 PM (cxIsI)

331 Hammer....a large Stetson on this little head would not be attractive
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
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Hmm. Well...*snap*...belt buckle! Get a really large belt buckle!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 11:38 PM (eYD0A)

332 Ladyl, no but apparently my microphone cord has been cut...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

333 Speaking of which, I have an older friend (80's) who wants some sort of computer so she can do the same sort of thing.

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Kindltot


Apple tablet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 11:39 PM (1Vobx)

334 I love women.

Women need to be on guard. There are now numerous women in the woman world that want to create a woman world in which women create an image and an attitude in which women are supposed to eschew their womanliness that appeals to men and adopt some f-cking nasty ass dyke bitch image.

Dyke bitches sucks. Even a dyke bitch knows dyke bitches suck, because if you are a shaved-head dyke c*nt you are still supposed to be attracted to a feminine female. If you are a big, fat, nasty dyke bitch that likes some other sweaty disgusting masculine shaved head female with a strap on, you are really just a heterosexual that wants a man but you are too fat and disgusting and look like you've been hit in the face by a brick to attract a male, so you try to con some other fat disgusting dyke into thinking maybe she like getting a rubber appendage rammed in her.

So women should accentuate their womanhood. Be effeminate. Have big hooters pushed up into a shapely position by garments that show that you are feminine. Shave your pits. Shave your legs. Be desirable for god's sake. Don't be a dude with a snatch. Nobody likes that, not even big, fat disgusting dykes. Even they want a feminine chick that will fix biscuits and gravy in the morning, not be a c*nt, be every great thing that women are. No one wants a disgusting lesbo that has a bad attitude and wants to be a shit substitute for a male.

Be great. Be hot. Have nice hooters. Be well kept. Have social standards. Don't let any dude on meth stick his skinny wiener in you and defile you. Be discerning. Be mothers and wives and daughters. Be the kind of female that men fight wars over and fight drunken fights over. Be hawt, shapely, desirable women that inspire men to cure cancer, fly to the moon, drive in circles at 230 mph, tackle large people, shoot despots through the head, and stay home instead of plowing pints of brew at the pub over.

That's what women should be, and a man knows no greater joy than a wonderful feminine beauty batting her eyes, hugging him placing her firm breasts against him after a long day of trading his fleeting life for a meager pittance.

You inspire us, you drive us and you make the world worth living in. Live up to the inspiration you are.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 11:39 PM (juk8E)

335 I just want a sandwich from time to time

Posted by: Local degen at October 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Bf3hj)

336
Whats all this about patriots setting up communal ammo caches around the country, like geocaching?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 14, 2019 11:39 PM (w3OLr)

337 Gorgeous! Thank you for hiking in and for sharing the photo.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (dnQbg)


Here's another pic: https://tinyurl.com/y65f3evr

Posted by: Average Guy at October 14, 2019 11:40 PM (BaHwF)

338 331 Hammer....a large Stetson on this little head would not be attractive
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
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Hmm. Well...*snap*...belt buckle! Get a really large belt buckle!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 11:38 PM (eYD0A)

That would look extra weird worn on the head.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

339 You inspire us, you drive us and you make the world worth living in. Live up to the inspiration you are.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

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Newsletter details please!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 11:41 PM (Y4EXg)

340 If they haven't then all this talk about this or that punishment due to
actions someone takes fails because we haven't legally declared war on
another country since 1941.

You can't be a regular member of the fvcking VFW unless you were a vet of a declared war. They don't have many regular members left.

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 11:41 PM (K22Va)

341 You inspire us, you drive us and you make the world worth living in. Live up to the inspiration you are.

Oh FUCK!

How to teach that to the daughter? Damn...

Well Said Sir!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 14, 2019 11:41 PM (w3OLr)

342 Speaking of killing the tread...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 14, 2019 11:45 PM (w3OLr)

343 335 I just want a sandwich from time to time
Posted by: Local degen at October 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Bf3hj)

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Aim high.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 14, 2019 11:46 PM (ZYB2s)

344 My apologies for dropping by and ranting.

It was something that was on my mind and needed to be unloaded.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 11:47 PM (juk8E)

345 Sorry it's just the way it is.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 14, 2019 11:37 PM (cxIsI)
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Thanks for the explanation.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:47 PM (dnQbg)

346 "We believe that the continued governmental inaction over the climate
and ecological crisis now justifies peaceful and non-violent protest and
direct action, even if this goes beyond the bounds of the current law,"

"Direct action" is by definition not "peaceful" or "non-violent" and most always "goes beyond the bounds of the current law." This statement means two things. They are going to get violent, likely destroying property that the associate with "carbon." It's a call for "monkey wrenching" to go nationwide. And second it is a call to change "current law" to make their actions legal and those of the people they oppose illegal.

The proper response is "Bite me!"

Posted by: geoffb at October 14, 2019 11:47 PM (zOpu5)

347 344 My apologies for dropping by and ranting.

It was something that was on my mind and needed to be unloaded.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 11:47 PM (juk8E)

Are you under the infiuence of anything at the moment? Not judging, just wondering.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 11:49 PM (NWiLs)

348 You can't be a regular member of the fvcking VFW unless you were a vet of a declared war. They don't have many regular members left.

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 11:41 PM



I've an acquaintance who tells me I'm eligible for VFW membership because I was on "active duty" (basic training!) during the Iran Hostage Crisis -- one the periods of eligibility for the VFW... He even gave me an application that seemed to make it seem legit... I looked into that recently, and seems the VFW now requires a verified campaign ribbon for membership!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 14, 2019 11:49 PM (7WaWV)

349 well said, Bitter Clinger. And men need to be the kind of men who would be worthy of a woman like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

350 Jesus BC, brilliance!

Permacopied and trying to figure how to relate it to 14 y/o stepdaughter...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 14, 2019 11:50 PM (w3OLr)

351 Here's another pic: https://tinyurl.com/y65f3evr
Posted by: Average Guy at October 14, 2019 11:40 PM (BaHwF)
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Hauntingly beautiful. Nice juxtaposition of the dead trees with the live trees, and the sky with the reflection in the water.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:50 PM (dnQbg)

352 ..You inspire us, you drive us and you make the world worth living in. Live up to the inspiration you are.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 11:39 PM (juk8E)




Standing. Ovation. Loudly. Cheering. Foot Stomping. Flag Waving. Whistles. Cannon Fired in Celebration.

All of the above.

You don't often hear of a "Positive Rant", but you've just seen one such here, amigos y los amigas.

And it was one for the ages.

Much respect.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



p.s. I think that one's even gonna make Irongranpa stand up n' salute!

Posted by: Jim at October 14, 2019 11:51 PM (QzJWU)

353 Having wine and manchego cheese here, boss!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 14, 2019 11:51 PM (ZYB2s)

354 Pray for David Gibson of Gibson Bakery, according to Legal Insurrection he has been taken to the hospital. He is suffering pancreatic cancer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2019 11:51 PM (J/VKP)

355 I read that there's a controversy in physics, because... I guess... the sun's surface is 5000 degrees, but a number of miles up from its surface it's a million degrees? And this violates one of the laws of thermodynamics.

Anyone know about this and what the theories are? I wonder if there's ozone around the sun like there is around Earth.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

You are confusing temperature with heat content. In gases, "temperature" can be related to the mean velocity of gas molecules or atoms, or parts thereof (plasma). IIRC, there is a "high temperature" region high in Earth's atmosphere, too. But it's also darned near a perfect vacuum. But the individual molecules are hot. But if you stuck your hand out the window of your space ship, you would freeze it solid from radiation cooling, despite it being pelted by a few dozen 2000-degree molecules.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 11:51 PM (QugKX)

356
W was given authorization to use military force--under those conditions UCMJ guidance is followed.

Bergdahl's offense qualified for execution.

How do I know this?

Because I just asked an individual who is in a position to know this shit.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2019 11:51 PM (KATBx)

357 VFW Membership. Membership in the VFW by Congressional Charter is restricted to men and women who have served honorably in the Armed Forces of the United States in any foreign war, insurrection or expedition.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 11:51 PM (eYD0A)

358 161 "the Methodists are so retarded theologically"

My mom, who was raised Methodist, noticed that way back in the early 1950s... she became Catholic when she married my dad. She told me the reason she converted was because the Catholic Church had clear and definite teachings that the Protestant churches didn't have.
Posted by: Secret Square at October 14, 2019 10:43 PM (9WuX0)


and now we have Pope Frankie.

geez.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 11:51 PM (sy5kK)

359 Are you under the infiuence of anything at the moment? Not judging, just wondering.

I am, can I play?

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 11:52 PM (K22Va)

360 Aim high.
OK, a beer too. Paula Beer will do.

Posted by: Local degen at October 14, 2019 11:52 PM (Bf3hj)

361 I left the Presbyterian church for similar reasons. I really like the independent churches better.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT )

you and I have had similar experiences and come to much the same conclusions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 11:52 PM (V2Yro)

362 well said, Bitter Clinger. And men need to be the kind of men who would be worthy of a woman like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 11:50 PM (V2Yro)
* * * *

Great observations, both.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2019 11:53 PM (dnQbg)

363 Are you under the infiuence of anything at the moment? Not judging, just wondering.


....

In the following order.

Life
Miller Lite
George Dickel Bottled in Bond

But mostly life.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 11:53 PM (juk8E)

364 The GOP is a branch of the Democrat party. They are there so that the Media can pretend there is opposition to the Democrats, and that's why they have to fight so hard to help the "little guy," ie, the Communist.

The GOP is more than happy to play this role. Sure, they get roughed up now and then, but they get to be on TV and that's worth a lot.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2019 11:54 PM (l9m7l)

365 If it is impossible to ever save California, then it is impossible to reverse the tide of leftism and the country will be lost eventually.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2019 10:35 PM (krmTd)

Just because it's not possible to save it, doesn't mean it isn't possible to concentrate our force elsewhere and use that force to destroy California utterly, both economically and socially. That's where you go once peaceful methods like voting fail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 11:55 PM (V2Yro)

366
Speaking of birth control, I'm having a serious moral dilemma I plan to speak with a rabbi about, but I'm also wanting Horde opinion...

I have been unequivocally against abortion.

Also, my unborn daughter is going to be disabled. Her condition (Dandy-Walker) could range from mild to serious, and I am not considering abortion IN ANY WAY on this fact alone.

Moreover, the initial testing by about a dozen of the best doctors in the city suggests that this is (likely) a stand-alone condition, which may have genetic components, but so far, nothing suggests deadly and painful chromosomal comorbidities like trisomy-13 or -18.

But, there is a small possibility that it will present these.

If the further testing next month does (on an off-chance) reveal one of these, I just don't know what to do.

I haven't considered this in the past, because I didn't know what they were, and I never was forced to consider the idea of a doomed baby trapped in a deformed body and a living hell of constant pain, destined for a very early death.

Would an abortion in this unlikely case be a mercy killing? Even if it was, would I still be damned to She'ol and eternal separation from G-d anyway? If I would, is it worth it to spare her the pain?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 11:56 PM (XycDL)

367 Just cut off power, water, and food to the Leftist Enclaves in Cali.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2019 11:56 PM (J/VKP)

368 357
VFW Membership. Membership in the VFW by Congressional Charter is
restricted to men and women who have served honorably in the Armed
Forces of the United States in any foreign war, insurrection or expedition.

Declared is what they told me. You can't be a full member. American Legion takes vets who served during bracketed conflicts.

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 11:57 PM (K22Va)

369 There's no need to "destroy" California. California is doing that to itself with far more alacrity than anything this side of nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2019 11:57 PM (h2Bdk)

370 246 Speaking of the IRS, tomorrow is tax day for me. I always get an extension.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 11:07 PM (FiUMj)

You are so slow! I did mine two weeks ago!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 11:58 PM (V2Yro)

371 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2019 11:54 PM (l9m7l)

Don't forget, the graft is even easier when you don't have to do anything at all except roll over!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 11:58 PM (BiNEL)

372 Bowe Bergdahl deserted his post in a wartime condition.

That offense is punishable by execution. That he wasn't dishonors my Army and all those who he endangered by his traitorous conduct.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2019 11:21 PM (KATBx)

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Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 12:00 AM (RU4sa)

373 and now we have Pope Frankie.

geez.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

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Yes. But I'm hopeful Cardinal Sarah will be elected next time. Africa is cranking out some righteous clerics.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2019 12:00 AM (Y4EXg)

374 YD, I'd like to think my position on abortion would remain rock solid under those conditions. I don't know if it's true, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 15, 2019 12:01 AM (h2Bdk)

375 That he wasn't dishonors my Army and all those who he endangered by his traitorous conduct.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2019 11:21 PM (KATBx)

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Hear hear.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2019 12:01 AM (ZYB2s)

376 Counterpoint to Bitter Clinger @ 334 --

I hate women.

Except, I don't. I should but I don't. Some women lie, some manipulate, some don't keep their promises. Some are all of these and then some, and some men marry these women, and it doesn't end well. Live and learn. It gets better.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:02 AM (NH9pa)

377
Would an abortion in this unlikely case be a mercy killing? Even if it was, would I still be damned to She'ol and eternal separation from G-d anyway? If I would, is it worth it to spare her the pain?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Diceat October 14, 2019 11:56 PM (XycDL)


{{{Yudhishthira's Dice}}}

Lifting up prayers for you, HD. Stay close to the Lord and He will light your path. If you trust in the Lord, the decision you make will be the right one. Stay strong and faithful.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2019 12:02 AM (TdMsT)

378 I went to see Billy Joe Shaver, arguably the best song wrighter Nashville ever saw, three years ago. He spent as much time talking as he did singing, explaining each song and the thoughts behind them. Coming from the man who wrote Waylon's Honky Tonk Heroes album, who could argue. It was three hours of love, to and from one of the greats of country music. David Allen Coe is touring now, he's 84.
"If you're feeling lonely
And think you're the only one
Left that's alone in a bar
If you need somebody
With shoulders to cry on
Well, baby, I'm not very far
Just look for my name on a jukebox
When you're tired of being alone
Put in a dime
And I'll take the time
To sing you a sad country song"

Posted by: Allen Ness at October 15, 2019 12:02 AM (ZKooQ)

379 238 MH
While we're on the subject of religion, at our Historical Society meeting yesterday the damn Methodists insisted on cutting the donuts in quarters. WTF? Us Baptists just eat the whole dang thing. Thoes methodists must be old can't eat much. For fucksake eat a whole damn donut.

Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2019 12:02 AM (09OrV)

380 Declared is what they told me. You can't be a full member. American Legion takes vets who served during bracketed conflicts.
Posted by: dartist
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Who is 'they'? Local VFW?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 12:03 AM (eYD0A)

381 Us Baptists just eat the whole dang thing. Thoes methodists must be old can't eat much. For fucksake eat a whole damn donut.

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Jesus didn't cut up donuts at the wedding at Cana.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2019 12:04 AM (ZYB2s)

382 ...the damn Methodists insisted on cutting the donuts in quarters. WTF? Us Baptists just eat the whole dang thing. Thoes methodists must be old can't eat much. For fucksake eat a whole damn donut.

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lolol

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 12:05 AM (RU4sa)

383 Tonypete, 373 -

Just started Sarah's book - The Day is Now Far Spent - and it is promising so far. He's got his head screwed on right. Whether he will be kept from going higher by the bureaucracy is another question.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 15, 2019 12:05 AM (k3g2v)

384 Yea. I got kicked off twatter for posting Symone Saunders head side-by-side with a football. Never gone back. Soo much more AoS time now!

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at October 15, 2019 12:05 AM (377Zs)

385 Would an abortion in this unlikely case be a mercy killing? Even if it was, would I still be damned to She'ol and eternal separation from G-d anyway? If I would, is it worth it to spare her the pain?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Oh my. This breaks my heart. I would never tell you what to do but this - G-d works in mysterious ways. I try to be open to all that I do not understand and G-d has sent me.

YD if I can help out in any way, my info in is my nic.

Prayers for your daughter, you and all your family.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2019 12:05 AM (Y4EXg)

386 @381 He broke out the good Mogen David

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 15, 2019 12:06 AM (aA3+G)

387 VFW Membership. Membership in the VFW by Congressional Charter is

restricted to men and women who have served honorably in the Armed

Forces of the United States in any foreign war, insurrection or expedition

As I understand it, the only full members are WW2 vets, because it was the only declared war. Everyone else is sorta, kinda tossed in with families of and such. American Legion gives a little more credit, if it means anything.

Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2019 12:07 AM (K22Va)

388 Prayers up, YD...

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 12:07 AM (RU4sa)

389 He broke out the good Mogen David

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Upstate New York 20/20 respec'!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:07 AM (NH9pa)

390 Would an abortion in this unlikely case be a mercy killing? Even if it was, would I still be damned to She'ol and eternal separation from G-d anyway? If I would, is it worth it to spare her the pain?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 11:56 PM (XycDL)

That is a serious question, one of the most serious questions that can be asked. The hard question is what to do, the much easier question is "will I be damned?" So, the easy question first; we're put on this Earth with a mind and reasoning facilities, and we are expected to use those -- why have them otherwise? These are hard because he choice is truly yours - and while I don't believe there would be "eternal punishment" for any choice honestly and diligently made, even if it was mistake, I do know that you would have to live with that choice yourself for the rest of your life. Look in the mirror, can you live with who you see?

I remind myself that some of the things that I regret most were not "bad" things that I did, but rather were the times when I was absolutely, 100% convinced that I Was Right - and later on realized that I wasn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 12:08 AM (V2Yro)

391 Declared is what they told me. You can't be a full member. American Legion takes vets who served during bracketed conflicts.
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Here de rulz:

https://tinyurl.com/y3clus8v

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 12:08 AM (eYD0A)

392 D'oh!

It's the American Legion, NOT the VFW, to which I may be eligible for membership...

Posted by: Zettao Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 12:08 AM (7WaWV)

393 As I understand it, the only full members are WW2 vets, because it was the only declared war. Everyone else is sorta, kinda tossed in with families of and such. American Legion gives a little more credit, if it means anything.
Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2019 12:07 AM (K22Va)

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Wrong.

As a full member of the VFW, I'm calling bullshit.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 12:08 AM (RU4sa)

394 /repairnic

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 12:08 AM (7WaWV)

395 Because I just asked an individual who is in a position to know this shit.

Eddie Slovick was executed in 1944 because he figured that he would get a prison sentence and a bad conduct discharge for desertion, which was a better deal than continuing to serve in a combat unit.

He was given repeated opportunities to return to a combat unit without charges, and refused them all.

Eisenhower approved the execution, because he was worried that too many deserters were using Slovick's logic that prison was better than combat.

Note that Slovick did not desert to the Germans - in that sense, Berghdal is far worse than Slovick was.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 15, 2019 12:09 AM (I2/tG)

396 386 @381 He broke out the good Mogen David
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 15, 2019 12:06 AM (aA3+G)

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What pairs well with a raised glazed coconut donut?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2019 12:09 AM (ZYB2s)

397 Actually, Slovick was executed in January, 1945.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 15, 2019 12:10 AM (I2/tG)

398 I have been unequivocally against abortion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Why?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NH9pa)

399 334 I love women.

Women need to be on guard. There are now numerous women in the woman world that want to create a woman world in which women create an image and an attitude in which women are supposed to eschew their womanliness that appeals to men and adopt some f-cking nasty ass dyke bitch image.

Dyke bitches sucks. Even a dyke bitch knows dyke bitches suck, because if you are a shaved-head dyke c*nt you are still supposed to be attracted to a feminine female. If you are a big, fat, nasty dyke bitch that likes some other sweaty disgusting masculine shaved head female with a strap on, you are really just a heterosexual that wants a man but you are too fat and disgusting and look like you've been hit in the face by a brick to attract a male, so you try to con some other fat disgusting dyke into thinking maybe she like getting a rubber appendage rammed in her.
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Next time you are in Seattle, call me and I'll buy you a beer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:10 AM (sy5kK)

400 I remind myself that some of the things that I
regret most were not "bad" things that I did, but rather were the times
when I was absolutely, 100% convinced that I Was Right - and later on
realized that I wasn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Yes, Sir.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 15, 2019 12:12 AM (w3OLr)

401 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2019 12:09 AM (ZYB2s)

Something red

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 15, 2019 12:12 AM (aA3+G)

402 Whats all this about patriots setting up communal ammo caches around the country, like geocaching?
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 14, 2019 11:39 PM (w3OLr)

If, in fact, such a thing is happening, it would be unwise to speak of it here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2019 12:13 AM (QugKX)

403 OPSEC, peeps.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 12:14 AM (RU4sa)

404 Yudhishthira's Dice --

I didn't mean to be curt, short or pithy up there at 398 -- but I think that's an important question. Why have you been unequivocally against abortion?

This seems to speak to who you are at the deepest level, and the answer is important. Please, do some soul searching, pray, and seek the counsel of people you trust.

And don't feel any need to answer that question here -- but do, please, answer that question for yourself.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:16 AM (NH9pa)

405 "Would an abortion in this unlikely case be a mercy killing? Even if it was, would I still be damned to She'ol and eternal separation from G-d anyway? If I would, is it worth it to spare her the pain?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
*****
Take Ladyl's advise. Have Faith & stay the course. God will take care of you and your baby. You're both in our prayers.

Posted by: Cosda at October 15, 2019 12:16 AM (25YFM)

406 Still not going to join the American Legion... I was enlisted Army Reserve for six years...

At the time, I considered it a personal civic obligation, the least I could do for this nation, like voting or jury duty...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 12:17 AM (7WaWV)

407 As I understand it, the only full members are WW2 vets, because it was
the only declared war. Everyone else is sorta, kinda tossed in with
families of and such. American Legion gives a little more credit, if it
means anything.

Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2019 12:07 AM (K22Va)



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Wrong.



As a full member of the VFW, I'm calling bullshit.

Well dammit, I'll be paying a visit again soon. Thank you.

Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2019 12:18 AM (K22Va)

408 YD,

What does the mother think?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2019 12:19 AM (PkVlr)

409 As to the truly hard question, what choice to make, I could never presume to answer that for someone else. But I can say what would guide my decision, if I were to be faced with that. If I had absolute knowledge of the future, of all the consequences, then I would know clearly. But as much as I have tried, I have never yet been in a situation where I had such complete knowledge, and in fact there have been many times that events proceeded in a way that I thought was impossible, and yes, I mean life and death medical situations.
It sounds childish to believe in miracles, but I've seen some, and so have many others. They happen all the time if you keep your eyes open. If it were me having to make the decision, I would never choose to foreclose the possibility of a miracle forever. And I would accept that there were no promises given, and none that I had a right to expect. I would at least give the chance for grace to come down, and having done that I could live with the consequences, whatever they were.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 12:21 AM (V2Yro)

410 Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:02 AM (NH9pa)


....

I'm but one 'ron delivering a message of hope.

I dream of a world in which women support their men, offering support and sustenance, cleavage and soft, sweet-smelling, unmarred skin to their noble men that delve into a world of intolerable shit, fighting, scrapping and posturing to provide for their fairer other-haves that they might see their progeny aspire to ever-greater heights.

A world in which men, built for such measures, bear the unbearable on behalf of their females to spare them the indignity of the world in ignoble ways, such that their eye-of-the-beholder muses may impart their other-worldly maternal abilities in peace and security, impervious to the evils and perils of the outside world.

Will women, wrongly tempted, invariably break the social contract? It's invariable. But wear the roll willingly that was assigned to us we must, for to do otherwise is unacceptable and unfathomable.

To feel the slight of a harpy assassin, to have one's skull bashed upon the rocks, even repeatedly to the point of death, is not to discard the desire to birth-inspired desire to habituate with the loving, caring, desirable female. She is the source of inspiration from which we all sup.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:21 AM (juk8E)

411 And I would accept that there were no promises given, and none that I had a right to expect. I would at least give the chance for grace to come down, and having done that I could live with the consequences, whatever they were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 12:21 AM (V2Yro)


Those are some of the most beautiful words I've ever read.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2019 12:23 AM (TdMsT)

412 Nice Tom Servo - much better presented than I could lay out.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2019 12:23 AM (Y4EXg)

413 YD, prayers up. It is a very difficult situation, I have no insights to offer, but I know you are a good person who believes in God. God will help you, I am confident of that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:23 AM (sy5kK)

414 I have been unequivocally against abortion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Why?
Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NH9pa)

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First off - thanks to everyone for their prayers and their well-considered responses.

Second and specifically to FH - this is the important question.

The why is simple - all human life is sacred, until it's profaned. And an innocent little baby is pure. I can't countenance it's killing.

But if I have foreknowledge that her life will be an unremitting agony, do I have the responsibility to forestall that? Do I have a responsibility to forgo or ignore that knowledge, and leave it to fate? If I have it (and I will, due to our amazing doctors), am I morally culpable for permitting that pain?

These are my burning questions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:24 AM (XycDL)

415 I'm but one 'ron delivering a message of hope.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Much appreciated, BC. And to think that as a boy I thought the end-all was gum.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:26 AM (NH9pa)

416 YD......you are going to be a daddy!

Having said that.....I don't think that it is your decision.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2019 12:26 AM (/UQ/R)

417 YD

Even the best doctors are wrong sometimes.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2019 12:27 AM (PkVlr)

418 My bullshitting aside, I have four credits left upon the jukebox at the local watering hole.

What shall I play?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:27 AM (juk8E)

419 As I understand it, the only full members are WW2 vets, because it was
the only declared war. Everyone else is sorta, kinda tossed in with
families of and such. American Legion gives a little more credit, if it
means anything.

Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2019 12:07 AM (K22Va)



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Wrong.



As a full member of the VFW, I'm calling bullshit.

Well dammit, I'll be paying a visit again soon. Thank you.
Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2019 12:18 AM (K22Va)

Yup. Way wrong. Baby brother is a member of the VFW, and, get this, still serves, flying Black Hawks. He is deploying. Again. His fourth.

Dubois, Wyoming renamed their VFW Hall in honor of Chance Phelps, USMC.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 15, 2019 12:28 AM (x8Wzq)

420 398 I have been unequivocally against abortion.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Why?
Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NH9pa)"

I know why I'm opposed - because that's a Human Being in there, not a lump of inanimate tissue. And it deserves the same respect as any other human being, it is not a thing to be discarded in the trash.

(not really important, but as to the point that humanity begins - I'm actually partial to the medieval view, which is that it begins at what they called the "quickening", when baby begins to move. Well no one much makes that distinction any more besides me.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 12:28 AM (V2Yro)

421 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:27


Helter Skelter
Strangle Hold
Born To Be Wild
Muskrat Love

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 15, 2019 12:29 AM (aA3+G)

422 What shall I play?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:27 AM (juk8E)

Dallas From a DC9 At Night, by the Flatlanders, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2019 12:29 AM (QugKX)

423 The M1 has already been in service since the 1980s and may become the first MBT (main battle tank) design to stay in service for half a century. Technically, some World War II tanks achieved that dubious goal but not in the service of a major power.


https://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htarm/articles/20190514.aspx

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 12:30 AM (RU4sa)

424 Would an abortion in this unlikely case be a mercy killing? Even if it was, would I still be damned to She'ol and eternal separation from G-d anyway? If I would, is it worth it to spare her the pain?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 11:56 PM (XycDL)


My dear YD,

First, God is faithful and righteous to forgive our sin and cleanse in from all unrighteousness, if we confess our sin.

Secondly, God has chosen to give your daughter life for however long it turns out to be. Do you think He made a mistake and needs you to correct it? Do you think He is or is not able to supply the strength and grace you, your daughter, and her mother will need, as you need it?

Are you willing to trust Him?

You have my prayers.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:30 AM (i/wJA)

425 418 My bullshitting aside, I have four credits left upon the jukebox at the local watering hole.

What shall I play?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:27 AM (juk8E)


Patsy Klein's "Stand By Your Man" is the #1 jukebox song in history, according to Ken Burns Country Music show.


I prefer Willie Nelson, On the Road Again, myself.

Or some Waylon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:30 AM (sy5kK)

426
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 12:21 AM (V2Yro)

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Thank you Tom.

The dice have been rolled, and it's not up to me to reach up in mid-air and try to change them.

No one promised me a rose garden, and G-d knows I've done nothing to earn one.

This really helped a lot, it was what I needed to hear, and has solidified a feeling I've been having.

This simply isn't up to me.

All I can do with this information is prepare myself for the worst eventualities.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:30 AM (XycDL)

427 Acronym For The Day:

TIED

Try It Every Day

;-)

Posted by: The Last To Post at October 15, 2019 12:31 AM (gsX+K)

428 424 should read "cleanse us"

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:31 AM (i/wJA)

429 Dubois, Wyoming renamed their VFW Hall in honor of Chance Phelps, USMC.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 15, 2019 12:28 AM (x8Wzq)

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That movie always makes me tear up.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 12:31 AM (RU4sa)

430 While we're on the subject of religion, at our Historical Society meeting yesterday the damn Methodists insisted on cutting the donuts in quarters. WTF? Us Baptists just eat the whole dang thing. Thoes methodists must be old can't eat much. For fucksake eat a whole damn donut.
Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2019 12:02 AM (09OrV)


Well, if this isn't cause for a schism, I don't know what is.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 15, 2019 12:32 AM (BaHwF)

431
418 My bullshitting aside, I have four credits left upon the jukebox at the local watering hole.

What shall I play?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:27 AM (juk8E)


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Is it a postmodern jukebox?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2019 12:32 AM (ZYB2s)

432 Johnny Cash?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2019 12:32 AM (PkVlr)

433 What shall I play?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:27 AM (juk8E)

Philip Philips to attract the ladies.

But for fun, Aerosmith. Love in an Elevator is good.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 12:32 AM (dH/BH)

434 382 SMH
True stuff right, iirc you're also a Baptist. I'm so glad your enjoying your grandbabies again. I can't make it to the tex Momee but we both live in Illinois and maybe we can get together sometime in an Illinois deal.
Have a great time @ben hats.

Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2019 12:33 AM (09OrV)

435 Tis time.

Something to ponder, current troubles not withstanding:

We live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.

We achieved this stature by virtue of being governed by a political system unique in history.

Throughout our existence we have met and prevailed over situations that have toppled lesser countries. Even a cursory look at our past will bear this out.


We'll prevail through this current battle just as we have prior. I know this from the bottom of my soul.

Some of us won't see the ultimate victory but it is as sure as sunrise, no matter the cost.

So kind of keep that in mind when things get a bit hard to take.

And ALWAYS remember we are Americans so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD.

Our heritage requires it.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 15, 2019 12:33 AM (KATBx)

436 Messed that up.

Patsy Klein was "Crazy". Tammy Wynette was "Stand By Your Man"

And Crazy was #1.

I feel kinda dumb right now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:34 AM (sy5kK)

437 These are my burning questions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
________

I can't presume to begin to answer any of these questions.

I can, however, suggest something seemingly simple: Find silence. Find peace. Sometimes (not always but sometimes) when you extinguish the burning thoughts, you get clarity.

(Mind you, I said seemingly simple. If you go this route, it will take effort.)

Namaste.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 15, 2019 12:34 AM (NH9pa)

438 That sounds like a fine idea, Farmer.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 12:35 AM (RU4sa)

439 Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:30 AM (i/wJA)

Very well said Emmie

YD I hope you choose life

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 15, 2019 12:35 AM (aA3+G)

440 If the further testing next month does (on an off-chance) reveal one of these, I just don't know what to do.

I haven't considered this in the past, because I didn't know what they were, and I never was forced to consider the idea of a doomed baby trapped in a deformed body and a living hell of constant pain, destined for a very early death.

Would an abortion in this unlikely case be a mercy killing? Even if it was, would I still be damned to She'ol and eternal separation from G-d anyway? If I would, is it worth it to spare her the pain?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 11:56 PM (XycDL)

I am so sorry you have been presented with this choice. I will pray for you and your daughter. Trust in the mercy and goodness of G-d and let your daughter live. You will not regret it even if it is bittersweet.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 15, 2019 12:36 AM (rw1l7)

441 YD, I am praying.

I am praying for you and yours.

Life can be cruel. But we, as human beings, do what we can to endure, thrive even.

Hell, I am talking out my ass.

Just remember this: You are not making any decision lightly. The Lord sees your burden. He will guide you.

I believe this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 15, 2019 12:36 AM (x8Wzq)

442 Do I have a responsibility to forgo or ignore that knowledge, and leave it to fate? If I have it (and I will, due to our amazing doctors), am I morally culpable for permitting that pain?

These are my burning questions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

YD - I believe the answer to your first question is "Yes". Our Lord has entrusted to men and women the noble mission of safeguarding life, in all it's forms.

Second question - No, you are not morally culpable for permitting pain. If you do all you can do to reduce it or manage it, that is all one can do. Those that are weakened are owed special respect.

Difficult questions - yes. All life is precious. Perhaps your daughter's life, however long or short, is meant to teach you and those around you something extraordinary that no other can impart. We, of course, simply don't know what that would be.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2019 12:37 AM (Y4EXg)

443 What shall I play?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo

Or

Free Bird

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 12:37 AM (eYD0A)

444 Yudhishthira's Dice, You and your beloved will make this journey together.

Godspeed & prayers up.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 12:37 AM (dH/BH)

445 Tom Waits?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2019 12:38 AM (PkVlr)

446
Free Bird
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 12:37 AM (eYD0A)


Oh yes!

Posted by: BIC lighter national sales manager at October 15, 2019 12:38 AM (sy5kK)

447 What shall I play?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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We all forgot to ask what kind of bar you're in.

The Horde, we have all the answers, no matter what the question was.

Just ask us.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:41 AM (sy5kK)

448 MisHum, thanks.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:42 AM (i/wJA)

449 Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:42 AM (i/wJA)

No need to thank me. What you wrote was heart felt with faith

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 15, 2019 12:45 AM (aA3+G)

450 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:41 AM (sy5kK)

Yikes, you're right! If it's a biker bar maybe he shouldn't go with the K-Pop.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 12:46 AM (dH/BH)

451 Well, if nothing else, at least when I type in "Greta" on YouTube,
autocomplete still fills "von Fleet" in the top few spots, instead of
Her Wholly Retardedness "Thunberg".

Posted by: this is unlikely to last long at October 15, 2019 12:46 AM (860sb)

452 And Crazy was #1.

I feel kinda dumb right now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Did you see the Ryman theater concert? Rhiannon Giddens killed it. F/F to 46:00
https://tinyurl.com/y263zrrz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 12:47 AM (eYD0A)

453 Did you see the Ryman theater concert? Rhiannon Giddens killed it. F/F to 46:00
https://tinyurl.com/y263zrrz

Broke...stand by.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 12:48 AM (eYD0A)

454 Phillip Phillips played., Hoochie Koo played.

Tom Waits in queue.

One song left.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:48 AM (juk8E)

455 ..What shall I play?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 12:27 AM (juk8E)


Get more bang (time) for the buck.


1. Allman Bros. "Jessica".

2. Traffic. "Low Spark of High Heeled Boys".

3. Dire Straits. "Sultans of Swing" or "Telephone Road". Long versions, if they're on the 'box.

4. Chicago II. "Memories of Love". No, it's not as long as the others, but you'll never hear Terry Kath's amazing voice as fully as in this song.

Bonus. Any worthy 'ette at the bar might well give you a second look, for this one alone.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2019 12:49 AM (QzJWU)

456
And, this feels like a personal tragedy that I needed advice about, and I thank you all so much for giving the right advice. I'm at least finally confident in my course of action, and I appreciate the help, and I'm happy for it, and y'all don't know how much it means to have intelligent and morally clear outsiders to set me straight.

But is a PERSONAL tragedy, and I also (halfheartedly) apologize for throwing a wet blanket on an entire ONT with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:49 AM (XycDL)

457 Report from Pueblo, Colorado:

About a dozen people stood at the intersection of Hwy 50 and N Elizabeth around lunchtime today and waved signs in support of impeachment, including signs saying "Honk to impeach Trump."

Not a single motorist was honking.

Heh.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:50 AM (i/wJA)

458 Another good shop day working on the poor wretched Panhard. Got the patch panel formed and installed on the right front door sill. Then I turned my attention to the under-seat cross-member. The car floor was flat, from stem to stern, same as a VW Beetle. (well, it has stiffening ribs pressed in it, but no major curves) The set brackets sit upon an arched semi-cylinder that spans the width of the car, and is tied into the door sills at each end, and to the floor by spot welds where they meet. It's not a full half-cylinder, more like, viewed end-on, it runs from 10:00 to 2:00. The floor panel beneath it was mostly rusted away, and that in front of it, the main front floor was completely rusted away, insofar as having any strength goes. The rear edge of this tube is still more or less securely attached to the rear floor, which is mostly intact.

So I cut me a pair of patch panels, each 30" long by 8" wide, and put opposed 45 degree bends in each using my antique home-made bending brake. One of the lips of each patch panel sticks forward at floor level, and forms a ledge for me to set the new floor pan onto, and the 45 degree riser sort of matches the front of the tubular section, and the other flat lip spans the top of the tubular section. Geometry-wise, those two sections form chords to the arc of the curved tube, and are sized such that they hug the inside of the tube pretty closely. I made it in two pieces because my bending brake is limited to about 36 inches.

Anyway, I clamped these patch panels in place, and drilled numerous quarter-inch holes through both patch panel and cross-member, and joined them with quarter-inch bolts, nuts, and large washers. Several dozen of them. That did it for the day. I will weld a few spots where welding might do some good, but the seat cross-member is already much stiffer than it was, and once the front floor is in place, it ought to be fine again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2019 12:50 AM (QugKX)

459 YD
Prayers up from here.

Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2019 12:50 AM (09OrV)

460 One song left.

Spirit of Radio!


Posted by: get up and break a hip! at October 15, 2019 12:51 AM (860sb)

461 But is a PERSONAL tragedy, and I also (halfheartedly) apologize for throwing a wet blanket on an entire ONT with it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:49 AM (XycDL)


We're here for you, YD. Our hearts are with you.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:51 AM (i/wJA)

462 451 Well, if nothing else, at least when I type in "Greta" on YouTube,
autocomplete still fills "von Fleet" in the top few spots, instead of
Her Wholly Retardedness "Thunberg".
Posted by: this is unlikely to last long at October 15, 2019 12:46 AM (860sb)


God is protecting you.

Greta von Fleet is great.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:52 AM (sy5kK)

463 I love Dire Straits. Do they have any Darius Rucker? (sp) He used to be Hootie of the Blowfishes.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 12:52 AM (dH/BH)

464
Also, thanks, Tonypete, in particular. I always enjoy your thoughtful posts, occasionally about your own personal travails, and in this particular case with sick family, more than ever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:52 AM (XycDL)

465 And, this feels like a personal tragedy that I needed advice about, and I thank you all so much for giving the right advice. I'm at least finally confident in my course of action, and I appreciate the help, and I'm happy for it, and y'all don't know how much it means to have intelligent and morally clear outsiders to set me straight.

But is a PERSONAL tragedy, and I also (halfheartedly) apologize for throwing a wet blanket on an entire ONT with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:49 AM



And what is Teh Horde, if not for times like these?

You're not the first, YD, nor the last!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 12:54 AM (7WaWV)

466 We're here for you, YD. Our hearts are with you.
Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:51 AM (i/wJA)

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Thank you

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:54 AM (XycDL)

467 Another report from the Front Range: universal health care advocates are gearing up to impose this atrocity on the people of Colorado. I overheard a couple of people in the local library doing activist work.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:55 AM (i/wJA)

468 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:49 AM (XycDL)

We're here for you, YD. Our hearts are with you.
Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 12:51 AM (i/wJA)

Yes. Absolutely.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 15, 2019 12:55 AM (x8Wzq)

469 Pontypool is highly underrated.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 12:56 AM (ev02w)

470 463 I love Dire Straits. Do they have any Darius Rucker? (sp) He used to be Hootie of the Blowfishes.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 12:52 AM (dH/BH)


I saw where they are getting back together to make a new album.

very good news.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:56 AM (sy5kK)

471 ..But is a PERSONAL tragedy, and I also (halfheartedly) apologize for throwing a wet blanket on an entire ONT with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 12:49 AM (XycDL)



The simple homily of your query and Tom Servo's reply, took us to CHURCH.

The right way. Without rainbow flags. Bereft of SWJ posturing. Sans politics. Not even with theological arguments.

Your posts, query and response, were worth any hundreds of pages of "sermons" out there in he bricks and mortars of what passes for "church". In all of it's flavors.

In my prayers, I'm giving thanks to God that the two of you posted and exchanged tonight.

This is not hyperbole. I mean this in every word, grammatical error and misplaced comma.

But mean it I do. With thanks.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2019 12:58 AM (QzJWU)

472 YD......no apologies necessary. We all care about you especially us Coloradoans that know you in real life. Thank you for trusting us with your challenging dilemma and your struggles with it.

{{{{YD and the woman by your side}}}}}}

If you need anything you know how to get ahold of me.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2019 12:59 AM (/UQ/R)

473 AOP, 458 - What model Panhard?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 15, 2019 01:01 AM (JbLfU)

474 Hugs to WDS!

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 01:02 AM (i/wJA)

475 I saw where they are getting back together to make a new album.

very good news.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 12:56 AM (sy5kK)

Ooh! That ought to be good. I watched Darius on Daryl's House and fell in love with his voice again. He makes it seem effortless, unlike Daryl. Wish I could've eaten with them at the end.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 01:03 AM (dH/BH)

476 Pug, nice to see you, and greetings to your wife!

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 01:03 AM (i/wJA)

477 YD, I have a feeling that this sweet little girl is going to bring out the very best in you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2019 01:03 AM (a4EWo)

478
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2019 12:58 AM (QzJWU)


Jim, well stated.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 01:04 AM (sy5kK)

479 Right back at you.....getting ready to descend into Texas MoMe mayhem

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2019 01:05 AM (/UQ/R)

480 https://youtu.be/TaTNKFjuVwI

Doc Watson, blind since birth, at a bluegrass jam at Telluride in the 1970s. I've noticed whenever his lip starts to quiver, he's really enjoying himself, I think he just soaks up the music as a form of energy, he probably couldn't find anything more he liked to do, at least keeping his clothes on. Musicians are different. He played up until his death. He did complain he couldn't hear well enough to make those fine distinctions in pitch towards the end.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 15, 2019 01:06 AM (z+iUy)

481 Jim, well stated.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 01:04 AM (sy5kK)


Agreed.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2019 01:09 AM (i/wJA)

482
YD, I have a feeling that this sweet little girl is going to bring out the very best in you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2019 01:03 AM (a4EWo

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Well, somebody better get around to it, because I've not been able to do it

Seriously. On the one hand, I feel like this is may be my punishment for my sins, but on another, it may be my chance to make up for them. Sometimes Ha'Shem strikes a man with one hand, and gives to him with the same one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 01:09 AM (XycDL)

483 I love Dire Straits. Do they have any Darius Rucker? (sp) He used to be Hootie of the Blowfishes.
Posted by: OldDominionMom
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After watching the Country Music show, I made the mistake of listening to Rucker on YouTube. Took three days to get 'Wagon Wheel' off of autoplay in my head.
https://tinyurl.com/mucamm9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 01:09 AM (eYD0A)

484 AOP, 458 - What model Panhard?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 15, 2019 01:01 AM (JbLfU)

It is a 1962 PL17, a former rally car, with much of the lettering and rally bling still on it. It is the "Tigre" model, with two-barrel carb, and 50 horsepower out of two cylinders, and faux tiger-skin vinyl upholstery. If it were not a "special" car in terms of its competition history, and also in terms of how it came to be in my hands, I would have parted it out, so rusty it is. But a friend traded it to me for some Studebaker parts, and he passed away last January, so I am patching the Panhard up enough to run and drive so his widow and grandkids can play with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2019 01:10 AM (QugKX)

485 AOP.......
You are such a good man!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2019 01:12 AM (/UQ/R)

486 My mom, who was raised Methodist, noticed that way back in the early 1950s... she became Catholic when she married my dad. She told me the reason she converted was because the Catholic Church had clear and definite teachings that the Protestant churches didn't have.
Posted by: Secret Square at October 14, 2019 10:43 PM (9WuX0)


and now we have Pope Frankie.

geez.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg




Nope.

Benedict lives.

Benedict is still Il Papa.

Bergoglio (Frankie) is an anti-pope.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at October 15, 2019 01:16 AM (QU+qf)

487 I was never a big country fan, but I've always had a soft spot for Willie Nelson, and the Ballad of Pancho and Lefty always gets to me in a surprising way, emotionally. It really shouldn't, at first brush it seems like a simple little song, but there's something so wistful and sad hidden there in the story that I can't help but feel it. Emmylouw Harris' version may be even better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 01:19 AM (V2Yro)

488 If you need anything you know how to get ahold of me.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2019 12:59 AM (/UQ/R)

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WDS! I may take you up on this. Just meet me in a well-lit, safe public area and put the extra set of eyes on the back of your head. You know how it is when Morons congregate. Full alert, situational awareness mode, lest anyone go full-on Lord Humungous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 01:19 AM (XycDL)

489 Jim, I was very moved by your thoughts, it seems we have our own congregation right here with the Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2019 01:20 AM (a4EWo)

490 I love the Horde.

I took the last song for myself, Heroin by Lou Reed.

Thank you all for bearing with my inane, spasmodic ramblings.

It's my sincerest wish that our good Lord above would find you all in his favor, that frets that vex you be relieved, that mysterious ailments that trouble you be assuaged and that deep felt emotional turmoils may be given respite if not cured.

And as for our most misanthropic of hosts, I offer the hand of friendship, for without his toil we'd' ever no place to congregate. I'm not sure it's entirely possible to feel a kindred spirit with people digitally, but if it isn't possible than I'm not sure what it is I feel for you good folk here, my friends.

God bless and good night.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 15, 2019 01:21 AM (3eBNU)

491 Took three days to get 'Wagon Wheel' off of autoplay in my head.
https://tinyurl.com/mucamm9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 01:09 AM (eYD0A)

That was me last year, Christmas tree shopping and singing out loud while clapping my gloved hands together in between the trees. Pretty sure that I both entertained and embarrassed O.D.Dad.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 01:22 AM (dH/BH)

492 AOP.......
You are such a good man!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2019 01:12 AM (/UQ/R)

Well, I am having fun doing it. I am definitely not doing a proper restoration, or anything close to it. What I want to do is preserve the character of the car as much as possible, while eliminating some of the fuckups done by previous owners (not my late friend Bill). Things like copper tube for fuel line, and 2X4's used to patch the door sills!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2019 01:23 AM (QugKX)

493 You got it YD! Well lit and safe public space.

My prayers are with you and yours. Pretty sure the whole family is involved. And my prayers for your daughter

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2019 01:24 AM (/UQ/R)

494 Ok all y'all. At my advanced age of 29 I need to rest up for the weekend. Be well!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2019 01:26 AM (/UQ/R)

495 I was never a big country fan, but I've always had a soft spot for Willie Nelson, and the Ballad of Pancho and Lefty always gets to me in a surprising way, emotionally. It really shouldn't, at first brush it seems like a simple little song, but there's something so wistful and sad hidden there in the story that I can't help but feel it. Emmylouw Harris' version may be even better.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 01:19 AM (V2Yro)

The version by Townes van Zandt, who wrote the song, is not to be neglected, either.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2019 01:27 AM (QugKX)

496 Townes Van Zant wrote and performed Pancho and Lefty.

He basically drank himself to death. There's an interview with him, some radio host is interviewing and talking about one of his songs. Townes asks "Did I write that one?" "Yes... yes you did." That's pretty sad.

"She cried the night you said goodbye ... and sank into your dreams.."

Posted by: Common Tater at October 15, 2019 01:28 AM (z+iUy)

497
I'm tired and going to bed. But I forgot to mention on thing for the Front Range area Morons.

If you have a child with a serious illness - go to Children's in Denver.

I went to a mediocre hospital at first (it'll remain nameless). It had competent doctors who didn't care much and were looking to keep the books clear of people like me with children who have serious problems.

Next, I went to a world-famous doctor who did a fantastic job, but was very, very cagey, and also looking to rid himself of me, for reasons I don't quite understand.

But the people at Children's (while they may not Dr. X's global fame) seemed every bit, if not even more competent, and above even that: universally kind and compassionate.

They've done everything in their power to give us the best care, replete with panels of top-notch pros to speak with us personally, and to do their best to reassure us.

And as a bonus: while they are required to mention abortion as an option for sick babies, not one of them pushed it for more than the half-second required.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 01:33 AM (XycDL)

498 334. Bitter clinger,

Thank you for that.
Well said.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 15, 2019 01:40 AM (61tOO)

499
I went to a mediocre hospital at first (it'll remain nameless).

========

I think you should name it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2019 01:40 AM (13CQC)

500 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 01:33 AM (XycDL)

I also had good luck with the VA Hospital in Denver.

Not sure if its a regional thing? but I always got better care in Denver, than I ever did in Calif.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 15, 2019 01:44 AM (NgKpN)

501 I didn't particularly enjoy that 4.7.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 15, 2019 01:46 AM (I99aF)

502 I didn't particularly enjoy that 4.7.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 15, 2019 01:46 AM (I99aF)

Meaning an earthquake?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2019 01:49 AM (QugKX)

503
I also had good luck with the VA Hospital in Denver.

Not sure if its a regional thing? but I always got better care in Denver, than I ever did in Calif.
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote!
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Very regional. Our VA hospital here is very, very good. Has been rated the best.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 01:50 AM (eYD0A)

504 Van Zant was around Atlanta from time to time. Played small venues.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 01:52 AM (eYD0A)

505
Not sure if its a regional thing? but I always got better care in Denver, than I ever did in Calif.
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 15, 2019 01:44 AM (NgKpN)

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I don't know about VA.

But I've known vets who say the same thing as you, who came up here. I also once met a vet who moved here permanently, for that very reason (from his VA hospital in the South)

And I've been seriously injured many times, so I've been to a lot of the hospitals on my own.

I think Denver's pretty typical in distribution, be it the good, the bad, or ugly ('Dr.' Hernandez-Fernandez being an example of the 'ugly').

But our best really do seem to be Top. Men.

Now really, I'm off to bed.

'Night, Horde!

And thanks again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 01:56 AM (XycDL)

506 501 I didn't particularly enjoy that 4.7.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 15, 2019 01:46 AM (I99aF)

Rusty, you must be in the East Bay? I felt it here on the Peninsula, but just a mild jolt. Set the parakeets a-twitterin' for a few seconds but otherwise nothing. The hanging candelabra wasn't even swinging.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 15, 2019 01:56 AM (BaHwF)

507 501 I didn't particularly enjoy that 4.7.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 15, 2019 01:46 AM (I99aF)


I felt it too. Just a few miles away.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 15, 2019 01:57 AM (h2Bdk)

508 USGS earthquake map showing it as 4.5, 1KM SSE of Pleasant Hill. Preceded 10 min earlier by a 2.5.

Which means the next one will be 6.5, so hang on!

Posted by: Average Guy at October 15, 2019 02:01 AM (BaHwF)

509 I'm only 10 miles south of Pleasant Hill, so I felt it good. Shook for a while, too.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 15, 2019 02:07 AM (I99aF)

510 Well, I am going to go to bed. Good night, Horde, and best of luck to those of you in earthquake country. Hang in there!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2019 02:17 AM (QugKX)

511 Goodnight AOP, stay safe where the ground is shaking to our Horde family.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2019 02:26 AM (a4EWo)

512 California proves again and again the folly of Man
Hey hey Sacramento has got to go!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2019 02:27 AM (J/VKP)

513 SMALL POX KILLS PATIENT

THE PATIENT HAD BEEN CONFIRMED INFECTED

WITH SMALL POX

http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/small-pox-confirmed-case-october-11-2019/

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 15, 2019 02:35 AM (b8Pz2)

514 when is california going to fall into the ocean ?

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 15, 2019 02:36 AM (b8Pz2)

515 when is california going to fall into the ocean ?

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 15, 2019 02:36 AM (b8Pz2)

Go there.Wait unit it happens.Report back.

Posted by: May you live in interesting times. at October 15, 2019 02:44 AM (vqIkG)

516
514 jacob joseph "when is california going to fall into the ocean ?"

The day I go back to Annandale ...

Posted by: Arbalest at October 15, 2019 03:04 AM (FlRtG)

517
I'm waiting for the last of my elderly relatives in California to die.

Then, it's...Florida?

The Pacific Northwest?

Fvckin' Singapore? Friend of mind has an apartment there that's empty most of the year.

I'm addicted to salt water.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2019 03:36 AM (13CQC)

518 The Horde should take over San Diego.
We'll build a big, beautiful wall. All around it.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 03:48 AM (dH/BH)

519 Day 2 of exercise regimen complete, taking it easy the first week as I don't recover like I used to(and I'd like to be able to walk)

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 15, 2019 03:53 AM (SxBH1)

520 Love it all, thank you

Posted by: Summer of Love at October 15, 2019 03:56 AM (FJrl0)

521 California deserves all it gets

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 04:00 AM (ZCEU2)

522 Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:08 AM (dyO5W)

523 Moving slow. Back issues have flared up. I'm thinking this is more serious than just having overdone it. Day 3 and it's getting worse instead of better.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:20 AM (dyO5W)

524 Thinking about it never was awake or near our little earthquakes so never got to experience that.

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 04:20 AM (ZCEU2)

525 There was an earthquake?

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:22 AM (dyO5W)

526 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2019 04:24 AM (arJlL)

527 Better take care of it, Motrin or heat pack whichever it takes.

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 04:25 AM (ZCEU2)

528 Ooooooooops!

You guys missed an important "born on this day".

On Oct. 13, AOC hit "The Big Thee Oh".

And she failed to meet the goal of an earlier generation

Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at October 15, 2019 04:29 AM (EMi53)

529 So far ice. Disc swelling is hitting nerves that are shooting pain in many directions, and the muscle spasms are still happening.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:31 AM (dyO5W)

530
House Ethics Committee filed three charges against Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2019 04:33 AM (13CQC)

531 Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:31 AM (dyO5W)

I use Solanpas patches for tendonitis but yours sound worse. Feel better!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 04:39 AM (dH/BH)

532 Solanas patches? I've never heard of those. Do they create a feeling of heat?

I have degenerating discs, and have been thru the herniated disc thing twice.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:42 AM (dyO5W)

533 I get muscle problems often enough so completely feel what your going through.

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 04:44 AM (ZCEU2)

534 I'm usually able to 'tough it out' as the saying goes. This time though, the white hot pain that flashed across my spine Sunday morning and literally brought me to the floor is giving me some worry

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:47 AM (dyO5W)

535 What shall I play?

Redbone, "I want a woman to talk to me seductively"

Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2019 04:48 AM (B7KlG)

536 They make several different kinds. Some with heat, some with aspirin (what I've used), some with lidocaine. They stay put and help me for hours. Which is a good thing.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2019 04:52 AM (dH/BH)

537 That might help with the muscle spasms. I will look for those.

I found my vicodin (prescribed for after surgery 11 years ago). I never used it. Think it's still good?

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:56 AM (dyO5W)

538 Only if it's desperation time

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 04:57 AM (ZCEU2)

539 I found my vicodin (prescribed for after surgery 11 years ago). I never used it. Think it's still good?
Posted by: My life is insanity

I'm sure it has reduced strength, you could try one for the placebo effect.

Prayers up for you and yourn.

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2019 04:59 AM (arJlL)

540 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Not quite desparate yet, but I think I'm getting close.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 04:59 AM (dyO5W)

541 Mornin',

Why keep playing?

1. The comraderie in the trio. Three guys who share a world view and love of music and see each other as brothers.

2. The ability to bring some happy into other people's lives. Or as Billy Joel sang, "forget about life for awhile."


Gary and Steve are both so talented.
Still blows me away that I get to sit behind them and go along for the ride.

Wanna see/hear?

True North Live at Liberty Hall in the you tube search box should get you there.
That's my front man.

Posted by: teej at October 15, 2019 05:01 AM (ymIWG)

542 Got to go back to fairly far away job, glad to get away from phone constantly in hand co-worker I was with yesterday.
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 05:04 AM (ZCEU2)

543 Have a good day, Skip.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 05:06 AM (dyO5W)

544 teej, very cool! I just listened to Waiting for Angels

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 05:08 AM (dyO5W)

545 Sorry to hear about the back, MLii.

Prayers up and a little "free" advice.
Slow down!
Take it easy!
Sometimes just getting up and a slow walk for just a little ways can help work out the kinks.

I always hurt after a 3 hour show.

Posted by: teej at October 15, 2019 05:08 AM (ymIWG)

546 Glad you enjoyed it MLii!

I love that guy like a brother. Steve, our bass player too.

If you know how to find it, True North has, I think, their own utube channel. Listen to enough of it and you might come away thinking that that guy can really write a song.

But, of course, 'there's no good "new" music out there.

Posted by: teej at October 15, 2019 05:16 AM (ymIWG)

547 New try at links. I'll call them early links. Will post them on the ONT on week days trying for around 5 to 5:30 am or so. I may miss a day every now and then if I have a rocking chair day. On week-ends I will continue posting links on Krak's EMT.




Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Tuesday, October 15, 2019. On this day in 1764 Edward Gibbon was inspired to begin his work on The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. I tried to read this weighty tomb one time. Not only was it boring, but in my opinion he laid all the blame of the decline of Rome on the adoption of Christianity. In fact, Rome did not collapse as he wrote in his work. It split up into component parts with individual cities and their surrounding areas becoming independent countries. This site explains why Rome broke up the way it did. If you want to call that a 'Fall' then that's OK. The empire fell as a whole entity, but the Roman Republic ideas did not.


Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:16 AM (mpXpK)

548 If you still believe in polls (I don't) a NH poll says Mooch would lead the pack in NH if she entered the race.


https://tinyurl.com/y3v8zvrf

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:16 AM (mpXpK)

549 That stupid Fort Worth cop who shot that woman through the window of her home has been charged with murder. Sorry Fort Worth, that will not stop the race riots from occurring. Jessie will be there any day now to stir them up. Sorry Ft Worth, but maybe you need some riots as incentive to clean out your police department.


https://tinyurl.com/y4qe54ks

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:17 AM (mpXpK)

550 It appears that the citizens of NYC have lost their love for their commie Mayor.


https://tinyurl.com/y6lfpkyd

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:17 AM (mpXpK)

551 Teej, with my history of back issues i know better than to have overdone it. Shoulda listened to that little voice in my head.

And I shoulda stepped up my stretching/strengthening/resistance routine when i knew i was going to be in the position to be overdoing it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 05:17 AM (dyO5W)

552 Sure no bias here. The people who run U-Tube doesn't think its a violation of their standards if some liberal posts a video of a 'Trump Figure' shooting at the MFM. One wonders if you had a crazy shooting at Scankles if that would be a violation?


https://tinyurl.com/y2v2992e

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:17 AM (mpXpK)

553 Trump is about to impose sanctions on Turkey. Says he will destroy the Turkish economy.


https://tinyurl.com/y6ogbqc6

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:18 AM (mpXpK)

554 GA cops bust a drunk driver doing 131 mph after he wrecks his Volvo. Shit, I did not know a Volvo would do 131 mph. (BTW Alpharetta, GA is a suburb of Atlanta.)



https://tinyurl.com/y45chy8m

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:18 AM (mpXpK)

555 What is it Morons; Fall or Autumn? This article examines why most Americans say Fall and the Brits say Autumn and how this evolved over time.


https://tinyurl.com/y3edonf9

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:18 AM (mpXpK)

556 I will check it out, teej!

I'm heading out.

Hope you all have a pain free day!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 15, 2019 05:18 AM (dyO5W)

557 This NYT article (on Drudge) says the Turks are holding 50 US nukes hostage over Trump's actions against Turkey. I was under the impression that the US removed all nukes from Turkey several years ago. Is this a typical NYT lie or does it have a bone of truth to it? Ask the Morons; is Matt Drudge a 'Never Trumper? I sure am getting that feeling.


https://tinyurl.com/y4dr8aw7

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:18 AM (mpXpK)

558 Here is an article from 2016 that said the US was removing all nukes from Turkey.


https://tinyurl.com/js5d96r

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:19 AM (mpXpK)

559 From BB:


President Donald Trump on Monday evening hammered ABC News for airing a video that purportedly showed a recent Turkish military operation against Kurdish civilians in northern Syria, which actually appears to have been filmed at a Kentucky gun range in 2017.


ABC = Always Been Communist?


https://tinyurl.com/y5pc3w9f

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:19 AM (mpXpK)

560 Soros-Funded ACLU Demands Trump Free Pregnant Migrants into U.S. to Deliver Anchor Babies


The ACLU was founded by an Anti-US communist, it hasn't changed much.


https://tinyurl.com/y5tzgbvn

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:19 AM (mpXpK)

561 Speaking of an uncontrolled communist organization, the ATF is dropping a case it was bringing against a man who had set up a business where people could come in and build their own 'un-registered' AR-15s. Why? Not because the AHs didn't want to prosecute the guy, but because they were afraid of a bad ruling by the courts which may lead to crashing the whole unconstitutional 1968 gun-grabbing act.


https://tinyurl.com/y5p65xsx

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:20 AM (mpXpK)

562 Remember that much vaunted Cuban healthcare system that the Democrats pushed so hard when they wanted to pass Obama care as a lead-in to complete nationalization of the US healthcare industry? Well it turns out that it is not so good after all. But you will never see this kind of stuff on our MFM.


https://tinyurl.com/y63skfxt

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:20 AM (mpXpK)

563 Jane Fonda preaches sedition and treason if the US doesn't fight AGW (which is a scam in itself). Why is this scrunt still free as a bird? She has lived far too long and thus preventing me from returning to CA to p*ss on her grave.


https://tinyurl.com/y2wjeq7y

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:20 AM (mpXpK)

564 Typical Democrat controlled urban area. DC passes a bill to eliminate Columbus Day.


https://tinyurl.com/y2jmg6u6

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:21 AM (mpXpK)

565 Matt Taibbi from Rolling Stone (formerly a Russian citizen) shouts out a warning to the US citizens about the various intelligence agencies trying to undo the 2016 election through lies and leaks. Says he has seen it before. Could he be a latter-day Ann Rand?


https://tinyurl.com/y5owymnq

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:21 AM (mpXpK)

566 How about another outrage of the day. The illegal alien who murdered Mollie Tibbets is granted yet another trial delay so his taxpayer funded legal team can make some more money trashing the US legal system.


https://tinyurl.com/y5xeuxe6

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:21 AM (mpXpK)

567 Mary Grabar, a scholar at the Alexander Hamilton Institute in Clinton, New York, recently published a book that aims to debunk the revisionary scholarship of leftist historian Howard Zinn.


Here she particularly brings out his lies by omission in his communist anti-US screed that a lot of colleges assign as required reading. (this one dealing with the attacks on Columbus Day)


https://tinyurl.com/yyd7vxtk

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:22 AM (mpXpK)

568 For those of you who still follow polls, here is RCP's latest Democrat polls. Since they are limited to Democrats only they may not be as slanted as normal. Biteme Biden still has a small lead.


https://tinyurl.com/y4nay6lg

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:22 AM (mpXpK)

569 Ramirez (repeat)


https://tinyurl.com/y3nb2m84


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:22 AM (mpXpK)

570 Messed my back up some in the service. Tossing a section chest for a 155mm howitzer up onto a deuce and a half.

It help a lot when I was younger, up through my 30's, and was doing a hundred sit-ups every day.

Gawd, I haven't done a sit up in...

Posted by: teej at October 15, 2019 05:23 AM (ymIWG)

571 I marched my first drum and corps competition at age 14 in front of 15,000 screaming fans at Warhawk Stadium at the University of Wisconsn-Whitewater.

Played professionally for years after that, and while I never became a rock star, 40 years later, and I'm still chasing that initial thrill.
Thank God.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at October 15, 2019 05:24 AM (o/b07)

572 "I wish POTUS George W. Bush had shown 25% as much fight as Trump"


Why? When dealing with a Bush, never let the letter R throw you.

Posted by: Ten at October 15, 2019 05:25 AM (CPWXU)

573 It appears that the citizens of NYC have lost their love for their commie Mayor.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:17 AM (mpXpK)


Does this mean I can no longer 'love to hate' that commie rat bastard? Man, I hate these new rules.

Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2019 05:28 AM (Y8PSl)

574 Be careful MLii.

Thanks Vic.

Looks like everyone else, exceptin' Skip, is sleeping in.

Posted by: teej at October 15, 2019 05:28 AM (ymIWG)

575 oops left out the link for Rome decline/. This is not the same site I used but it will do.


https://tinyurl.com/yye3h5l8

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:29 AM (mpXpK)

576 A fellow drummer?

Posted by: teej at October 15, 2019 05:30 AM (ymIWG)

577 Good morning. Great job today, Vic.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 15, 2019 05:37 AM (gAXBD)

578 576
A fellow drummer?

Posted by: teej at October 15, 2019 05:30 AM (ymIWG)


Yup. My brother played baritone, and I played in the drumline.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at October 15, 2019 05:37 AM (o/b07)

579 Good morning. Great job today, Vic.

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2019 05:45 AM (arJlL)

580 579
Good morning. Great job today, Vic.



Seconded !

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2019 05:45 AM (arJlL)


Thanks, I will try to keep it up.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:50 AM (mpXpK)

581 Nice.
Marching band in high school.
Hundred piece band.
Band day at KU, a parade before the game and a bunch of high school bands on the field together at halftime was a hoot.

Posted by: teej at October 15, 2019 05:54 AM (ymIWG)

582 Democrats are still shooting themselves in the foot making a big deal out of Trump's call to the Ukraine and Joe Biden's corruption. Here they are trying to get some disgruntled people to testify against Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y6snck57

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

583 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)

584 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2019 06:17 AM (FYqfs)

585 564 Typical Democrat controlled urban area. DC passes a bill to eliminate Columbus Day.


https://tinyurl.com/y2jmg6u6
Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:21 AM (mpXpK)

I notice they kept the day off, just changed the name.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 06:17 AM (JFO2v)

586 565 Matt Taibbi from Rolling Stone (formerly a Russian citizen) shouts out a warning to the US citizens about the various intelligence agencies trying to undo the 2016 election through lies and leaks. Says he has seen it before. Could he be a latter-day Ann Rand?


https://tinyurl.com/y5owymnq
Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:21 AM (mpXpK)

He used to show up on that mangy bastard show early in Fox Biz. He seemed pretty smart at times. But always said something to make me thing he was an Obamaite.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 06:19 AM (JFO2v)

587 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

588 Still having issues with n auto-installing spotlight program. Looks like I have to go to Apple Support to see what is gong on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

589 I notice they kept the day off, just changed the name.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 06:17 AM (JFO2v)

of course

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

590 561 Speaking of an uncontrolled communist organization, the ATF is dropping a case it was bringing against a man who had set up a business where people could come in and build their own 'un-registered' AR-15s. Why? Not because the AHs didn't want to prosecute the guy, but because they were afraid of a bad ruling by the courts which may lead to crashing the whole unconstitutional 1968 gun-grabbing act.


https://tinyurl.com/y5p65xsx
Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 05:20 AM (mpXpK)

I am not looking at ghost gun .308 parts right now.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 06:23 AM (JFO2v)

591 588
Still having issues with n auto-installing spotlight program. Looks
like I have to go to Apple Support to see what is gong on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

I keep getting noticed from FF wanting to do another update. I keep telling them no. The last update trashed all my links and screwed everything up. I still haven't completely recovered from it.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 06:24 AM (mpXpK)

592 Has ABC actually issued a correction for the Knob Creek massacre?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:27 AM (cqNba)

593 Probably already mentioned, and degrees aren't everything but now we have genius high school graduate Lebron saying there Rockets GM was not educated about the situation in China - the GM who has a degree in Statistics from Northwestern and an MBA from MIT I will say it again, if these clowns don't see asnything wrong with Hong Kong ask them if Trump can call out the Guard for there lawlessness in SF and LA

Posted by: rammajamma at October 15, 2019 06:28 AM (xceTB)

594 Vic

I finally saw something on Apple Support. Looks loke a big problem. Off to do the troubleshooting.

Have a serene day. Thank you for the links. I'll examine them on my return.

And for all, may every traffic light turn green on your way home.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

595 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)

596 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Thanks for the early news links, Vic. VNN is back.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 15, 2019 06:38 AM (Dhht7)

597 So I see where a puff piece on Panera Bread was being filmed and broadcast locally.

Worker inadvertently reveals that the Mac and Cheese arrives in big bags, and is rewarmed by hot water immersion.

Exactly like the soup is done.

So the worker was fired for revealing that the Mac isn't fresh made in the store.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:40 AM (cqNba)

598 And now, Lays is revealing a new Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup flavored potato chip.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

599 I lost my taste for Lay's chips after they switched to the politically correct grease.

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2019 06:43 AM (arJlL)

600 593 Probably already mentioned, and degrees aren't everything but now we have genius high school graduate Lebron saying there Rockets GM was not educated about the situation in China - the GM who has a degree in Statistics from Northwestern and an MBA from MIT I will say it again, if these clowns don't see asnything wrong with Hong Kong ask them if Trump can call out the Guard for there lawlessness in SF and LA
Posted by: rammajamma at October 15, 2019 06:28 AM (xceTB)

Maybe King J can read this:

Anyone attempting to split China in any part of the country will end in crushed bodies and shattered bones.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

601 And now, Lays is revealing a new Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup flavored potato chip.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


The power of suggestion.
If you found them in a bowl with no idea of flavor, I'd bet that wouldn't be your first guess.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2019 06:44 AM (FYqfs)

602 Is this list of concerned "Scientist" ever published, let alone audited? Just to see who they really are? Not Doxing, just auditing their bullshit. I want to see names and credentials.

Posted by: Paladin at October 15, 2019 06:46 AM (1dczH)

603 "I'd bet that wouldn't be your first guess."


MMMMMmmmm...

Ass and arm pit funk flavored.

Always a favorite.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)

604 "Maybe King J can read this:

Anyone attempting to split China in any part of the country will end in crushed bodies and shattered bones."


I always thought that James was wealthy enough that China couldn't afford to own his ass.

I guess I was wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:49 AM (cqNba)

605 Only three people shot, one fatally in B'More last night.

Much better than 15 shot, and four dead on Saturday night.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:51 AM (cqNba)

606 604 "Maybe King J can read this:

Anyone attempting to split China in any part of the country will end in crushed bodies and shattered bones."


I always thought that James was wealthy enough that China couldn't afford to own his ass.

I guess I was wrong.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:49 AM (cqNba)

Being a Slave to Socialism and Government is just as easy for a rich person as it is for a poor person.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

607
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 06:52 AM (7rVsF)

608 605 Only three people shot, one fatally in B'More last night.

Much better than 15 shot, and four dead on Saturday night.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:51 AM (cqNba)

But right down the road DC got rid of Columbus Day. So that equals out!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

609 I don't get that last photo of the sign 'come back with a warrant'...are they mocking the people whose houses they have 'visited'?

Posted by: squeakywheel at October 15, 2019 06:53 AM (OqWdE)

610 Why is it when archeologists find human remains, they're either male or female and not the other 700?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2019 06:53 AM (FYqfs)

611 Is the Left still upset about non-english speakers coming to this country without respecting borders?

Or is that outrage still reserved for Columbus Day?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:54 AM (cqNba)

612
Has ABC actually issued a correction for the Knob Creek massacre?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:27 AM

---

They posted a correction and pulled the video last night.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2019 06:56 AM (JUOKG)

613 Morning all,

Reading back through the thread, you cannot not be touched by the Grace and Love of this community.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 06:56 AM (84LPL)

614
I don't get that last photo of the sign 'come back with a warrant'...are
they mocking the people whose houses they have 'visited'?


Posted by: squeakywheel at October 15, 2019 06:53 AM
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Yes.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2019 06:57 AM (JUOKG)

615 Has ABC actually issued a correction for the Knob Creek massacre?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:27 AM

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They posted a correction and pulled the video last night.
Posted by: Mr. Scott



They were only sorry that they got caught.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2019 06:57 AM (FYqfs)

616 " Why is it when archeologists find human remains, they're either male or female and not the other 700?"

What you are referring to is the immutable trait known as 'Sex".

Which is revealed in both pelvic structure, and the very DNA of the individual in question.

Which is not to be confused with 'Gender' which is a mental construct, and is both flexible, and leaves no immutable evidence in the remains.


See.......completely different categories.


Unless you are the Left, and wish to argue in Court that Sex and Gender are synonymous.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 06:58 AM (cqNba)

617 I see fusion GPS is writing a book defending the steele dossier even though they claimed under oath they had nothing to do with it.

I think they got a peek at the soon to be released IG report and are getting ready for some damage control.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2019 07:00 AM (JUOKG)

618 PDT says

Some people want the United States to protect the 7,000-mile-away Border of Syria

But not the South Border of the USA.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

619 "They were only sorry that they got caught."

That footage was obviously from a range. How anybody can believe anything that comes from the MSM is beyond me. It's all made up to fit the lie of the day.

Posted by: frealked at October 15, 2019 07:01 AM (Tnijr)

620 PDT says



Some people want the United States to protect the 7,000-mile-away Border of Syria



But not the South Border of the USA.


Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 15, 2019 07:00 AM

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That is gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2019 07:02 AM (JUOKG)

621 I always thought the Aussies were different until they started banning guns. But I'm still fond of them. Best people I knew in Hollywood were Aussies. Never forget leaving the Whole Foods and brushing past the pony-tailed hipster collecting signatures for some peace thingy, and then behind me came the booming voice of an Aussie, "Peace?! I'm a warrior, mate!"

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 07:16 AM (H8QX8)

622 nood

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2019 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

623
621 I always thought the Aussies were different until they started banning guns. But I'm still fond of them. Best people I knew in Hollywood were Aussies. Never forget leaving the Whole Foods and brushing past the pony-tailed hipster collecting signatures for some peace thingy, and then behind me came the booming voice of an Aussie, "Peace?! I'm a warrior, mate!"



Watching a guy on Youtube last night, Dave Jones, an Australian who runs EEVBlog, an electronics video blog. Dude knows tons about electronics and engineering, but last night had no clue what Hanukah or a menorah were. Kept thinking the electronic menorah PC board someone sent him was 'something you put on your Christmas tree.'

I don't know if Judaism isn't as common down there or if this guy with expertise in one field has a lot of wider cultural illiteracy, but that was really, really odd.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2019 07:25 AM (oVJmc)

624 Of course. I type all that right AFTER the nood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2019 07:26 AM (oVJmc)

Open Thread



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:22 PM




Comments

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1 Woohoo !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (wscsn)

2 1

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (f7Tfe)

3 Killer Cat.

Do not mess with the pussy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (haWye)

4 Better watch your back, Chris.

Now that Shep Smith is gone, Trump zeroes in on Fox News' Chris Wallace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)

5 Congrats sock!

2nd place ain't so bad. Still ahead of the rest of ya'll.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (f7Tfe)

6 Ok, the cat wins this round.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (ycWCI)

7 I was going to make an obvious reference, then I decided tha,t as a gentleman, it would be inappropriate and not suitable for a family blog!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

8 So I read the Sponge Bob article out loud to the others setting at the bar for our Monday night dinner.

These are all folk who have graduated from College within the last four years, or less.

They laughed at the idiocy of the Professor, and to a person said that they consider the Universities to be filled, and lead by idiots.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (cqNba)

9 Do not mess with the pussy.

Preach!

Posted by: Matt 'Flipper' Lauer at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (ykYG2)

10 You cat only push a cat so far. Then it's slappy-slap and rabbit kicks faster than you can see.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (jXrK7)

11 That cat is a BOSS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

12 That cat is knocking some sense into that child's head.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (f7Tfe)

13
I don't like the Cardinals (the baseball team, not the clerics) but I have no idea why.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (7rVsF)

14 that

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

15 Nice Pussy

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (JFO2v)

16 Weeee!


*Bounces Like A Tigger*



Come here all of you happy 'rons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (hI/80)

17 Thanks !

A sincere woohoo, went to see the docs this morning, all the tests were good !

Onward to the colonoscopy !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (wscsn)

18 There's a reason I've never had a cat. That's one right there. No respect.

Posted by: Bosk at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (9m9TT)

19 The cat's speed bag work is better than Bernie's.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (aS1PU)

20 Antifa girl vs Anyone who fights back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

21 I'll bet The princess named the cat Miss Puss Puss.

Kitty got revenge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

22 Do not mess with the pussy.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM

Truth, girlfriend!

Posted by: Shep! at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (rBtIz)

23 Colds suck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

24 Mess with the kitty, out come the claws!

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (XKZwp)

25 Cats see people as large cats. Literally.

Posted by: bane at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (ev02w)

26 See who is Top Cat there

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (ZCEU2)

27 17 Thanks !

A sincere woohoo, went to see the docs this morning, all the tests were good !

Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (wscsn)

Rule #1 Vodka is a clear liquid
Rule #2 See Rule 1

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (JFO2v)

28 17 Thanks !

A sincere woohoo, went to see the docs this morning, all the tests were good !

Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (wscsn)

Congrats!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (ycWCI)

29 Feline Assault and battery m v

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (9hauA)

30 Nice Pussy

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (JFO2v)


I see my restraint (7) was totes unnecessary!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (BiNEL)

31 4 Better watch your back, Chris.

Now that Shep Smith is gone, Trump zeroes in on Fox News' Chris Wallace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)



Hopefully Brett Baier is next.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (Z7lwY)

32
O'Keeffe's second video went up about 30 minutes ago (or a teaser for it). Basically admitting racial bias. Essentially, CNN won't cover killings in Black neighborhoods. White ones yeah, but it would have to be like 20 people for CNN to do a killing in a Black neighborhood.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (13CQC)

33
The cat wanted to PUNISH her for acting stupid, which was funny

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (A0JUB)

34 Now try that with a Mastiff!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (ycWCI)

35 Late to the party, but the latest Spongebob Squarepants movie is very fun. Antonio Banderas is the real-life pirate antagonist, too, which is pretty great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (YCAti)

36 That kitty floats like a butterfly, stings like ten paws across the snot-locker!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (hI/80)

37 Bitch better have my money.....

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (ev02w)

38 Guess there are some pussy's you shouldn't grab.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (f7Tfe)

39 Chock full 'o catitude!

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (UUkQp)

40 Girl was playing Slap the Pussy and got schooled.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

41
Good kitty!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (7rVsF)

42 Done with pets; after last kitteh passed, we decided no more.

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (zUdXR)

43 Cats are like Queen Victoria. "We are NOT amused."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (COzlW)

44
What's that song that goes gabba gabba hey?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (A0JUB)

45 Porch kitty will fuck you up in neon if you annoy her too much. Biting is a thing here. But she murders every mouse and chipmunk she can find so .... we'll keep her.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (myjNJ)

46
The cat wanted to PUNISH her for acting stupid, which was funny
Posted by: Soothsayer

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I've never heard of boxing with a cat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (13CQC)

47 And this story is erupting across the internet, on many different platforms.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/435207-abc-news-airs-phony-syria-footage/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (cqNba)

48 Cats > white men

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ev02w)

49 I'm Rick James, bitch.

Posted by: Rick James at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (3KNlT)

50 48 Cats > white men
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ev02w)

Well, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ycWCI)

51 This is exactly how a cat broke our ceiling fan.

Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (PveK5)

52 I've never heard of boxing with a cat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (13CQC)


This video may be a clue as to why that is?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (BiNEL)

53 Somebody should start a website of cats owning thots.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (ev02w)

54 This cat video has a better story, better effects and better character development than the new new new re re reboot of Charleez Anjellz.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (6IpEX)

55 Have you will, only what you take with you into the comments.

Posted by: Yoda's Little Green Tadger at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (BmkGd)

56 Cat is sick to death of her watching The View.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

57 What's that song that goes gabba gabba hey?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (A0JUB)

We accept you one of us.

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (Z+IKu)

58 Thanks !

A sincere woohoo, went to see the docs this morning, all the tests were good !

Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (wscsn)

Yay!


I had to have one this year, even though I am a reasonably young 29. Hardest part was not being able to eat real food the day before. Day of was easy peezy.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (9hauA)

59
"This! is for hitting my paw! And This! is for that stupid hat. And This!..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (7rVsF)

60 Good kitty!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (Js8Dx)

61 Onward to the colonoscopy!



And this thread also reverts to barnyard backside antics.

Posted by: Dusky Bull at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (XXaRO)

62 Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

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Congrats!

So, planned anal?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (Y4EXg)

63 LOL, and thanks !


Not every day you hear a woohoo for an upcoming colonoscopy, but in context, great news !
After that, the reversal surgery.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (wscsn)

64 Where's all da whitefish at?

Posted by: Spongebob at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (Vy7tf)

65 https://www.weaselzippers.us/435207-abc-news-airs-phony-syria-footage/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (cqNba)


To be fair, they didn't want to risk the lives of a valuable video crew...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

66 I'm Rick James bitch!

Posted by: Cat at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (9m9TT)

67 Something not mentioned much (afaik), the outed whistleblower, Eric Ciamarello, was id'ed as the leaker of the PT-Russian Ambassador conversation in 2017 by Cernovich. Besides Schiff not wanting him to testify bc of Schiff's own behavior, having to testify under oath he wasn't the leaker might be a problem for Eric.

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

68 Do not mess with the pussy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (haWye)



Mrs Slocombe agrees

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (dduq0)

69 And this story is erupting across the internet, on many different platforms.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/435207-abc-news-airs-phony-syria-footage/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM

And this, kids, is why we attack fake news, everywhere and at all times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (rBtIz)

70 Off duty Cop in Trump supporting attire gets in a fight.


https://cbsloc.al/2Meoyoc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (cqNba)

71 Tucker has Rand Paul on discussing socialism, and Paul is making good points - and recently, it occurred to me that "socialism" is presented to people under 30 as the only alternative to the Crony Corporate Capitalism that dominates. That system benefits those on the top, but actually doesn't do anything for those trying to get a start. In fact Open Immigration is one of the greatest destroyers of their chances, but neither party will openly tell them that.

Trump's populist focus on American jobs is in fact the only successful way out of this trap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (V2Yro)

72 I confess I have been intimidated by a kitteh while on a walk. I went the other way. The way it was glaring at me, I did not want to mess with kitteh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (9hauA)

73 I took a bachelor (weird single guy) friend of ours for a colonoscopy several years ago.

I still haven't recovered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

74 Oh baby baby it's a wild world.

Posted by: Cat Stevens at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (aS1PU)

75
Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


"What the?... How did he get that there? Hey, everyone, look at this!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (7rVsF)

76
That cat is getting a 3am visit from SWAT to take his laser pointers. Damn red flag laws.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (ev02w)

77 Onward to the colonoscopy!


I thought you could just shit in a box and mail it in now.

No?


Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (6IpEX)

78 LOL, Tonypete, you could call it that !

Hope the drugs are good ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (wscsn)

79 Interesting that Jexi has 14% critic, 69% audience.
Wonder what's up with that. I thought it was going to be a stupid 'Her' ripoff based on the trailer. Why do audiences like it?

Posted by: Matt 'Flipper' Lauer at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

80 B*TCH ARE YOU FUR REAL?!!

- Rudy Ray Carnivore

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (YCAti)

81 And this, kids, is why we attack fake news, everywhere and at all times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (rBtIz)


Remember our glorious motto "FAKE, but accurate!"

Posted by: Jouurnalister Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

82 My dad had a cat that would lay in wait for me and when I would pass the by him he would claw my foot.

Basically most animals don't like me.


I did have a turtle that was quite fond of me.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (SBy0+)

83 Can you believe that Orangemanbad abandoned our dear friends the Kurds and allowed them to be attacked by the viscous Turks, then Orangemanbad had the gall to take out economic sanctions against our dear friends the Turks, and threaten the security of our nuclear bombs at Incirlik! Orange man is the worst!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (dNzKv)

84 "And this, kids, is why we attack fake news, everywhere and at all times."

Yup.

Getting rather militant about it in real life, too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (cqNba)

85 I'll bet The princess named the cat Miss Puss Puss.

Kitty got revenge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM

My name is Miss Puss Puss. You have wounded my feline dignity. Prepare to die...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 08:35 PM (rBtIz)

86
"Just for that I'm going to hack up a hairball at 2:00 AM between your bed and the bathroom"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:35 PM (7rVsF)

87 73 I took a bachelor (weird single guy) friend of ours for a colonoscopy several years ago.

I still haven't recovered.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

Was car ride to or from most uncomfortable??
To: So you totally clear??
From: Could you take it all??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:35 PM (JFO2v)

88 ooo now I know!

Elizabeth Weitzman, "The Wrap" - Jon Lucas and Scott Moore have figured out how to modernize one of the most traditional and apparently still essential Hollywood tropes: the Crazy Bitch.

The feminists are that Fringe in the Coalition Of The Fringes which wants to #cancel Jexi.

Posted by: Matt 'Flipper' Lauer at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

89 /soc

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

90 Each of those Kurds had to add an extra front door to their mud huts in order to protect themselves from Glenn Kavenough.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (YCAti)

91 The cat's meow and flattened ears were a warning.

Silly girl got pussy whipped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

92 Why did Shep get fired? I have been at a all weekend wedding at Bernie's

Posted by: Mog Smash at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (M0N3Z)

93 Onward to the colonoscopy!

-
I believe the correct terminology is onward and upward.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (+y/Ru)

94 Don't worry the girl is covered under the Duluth model.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ev02w)

95 AltonJackson is a master at thwarting the postal system.

Alton, I have my guess where you were in the SWOhio Mome picture but put my questioning to rest.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (aydHY)

96 67 Something not mentioned much (afaik), the outed whistleblower, Eric Ciamarello, was id'ed as the leaker of the PT-Russian Ambassador conversation in 2017 by Cernovich. Besides Schiff not wanting him to testify bc of Schiff's own behavior, having to testify under oath he wasn't the leaker might be a problem for Eric.
Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

As I posted this morning, I believe Eric Ciamarello's attorneys have told him that he has GOT to plead the 5th amendment in any public questioning, because if he answers truthfully he will be confessing to several felonies regarding the handling of classified information. THAT would be why Schiff is now saying he doesn't really need to testify - his WB has walked out on him, and he is left with nothing at all, except a transcript that's been shown to be false.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)

97 We complain about the anal, but then we pack in as many anal references as possible every thread.

Forget it ace, it's Hordetown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (ycWCI)

98
4 Better watch your back, Chris.

Now that Shep Smith is gone, Trump zeroes in on Fox News' Chris Wallace
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)

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Thirty years ago Chris Wallace developed a chronic case of dandruff. The dandruff gradually replaced him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (t5m5e)

99 Kitty looked like it was try to implant a shunt in her brain pan.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (kLDv+)

100 Off duty Cop in Trump supporting attire gets in a fight.
https://cbsloc.al/2Meoyoc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (cqNba)


It's becoming obvious that we need moar speech regulation at the federal level!

Posted by: Jouurnalister Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (BiNEL)

101 Kitty is willing to play, why are you running away?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (KZzsI)

102 78 LOL, Tonypete, you could call it that !

Hope the drugs are good ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

----

Trust me my friend, they are. Anytime they can stick a two foot long endoscope up you and you don't feel a damn thing, we can take it on faith that the Dr is giving you some kick ass (SWIDT?) meds.

Good luck!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (Y4EXg)

103 ""Just for that I'm going to hack up a hairball at 2:00 AM between your bed and the bathroom" "

Allstate cat video

Starring....Mayhem.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHXL8A1dowo

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (cqNba)

104 A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.

Posted by: DC at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO8)

105 I took a bachelor (weird single guy) friend of ours for a colonoscopy several years ago.

--

I'm glad I'm not still dating.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (YCAti)

106 So I have a question:

My new home bar is almost done -- my construction guy's been working on it for about 10 months now, and maybe, just maybe, it will be done next week.

I'd love to show this son of a bitch off. It's pretty out-there.

Now, if I had a home library, I know where I'd send pics. If I were into that sort of reading faggotry, rather than rum.

My question: Should I send some pics of this bar to CBD, for his food and drink thread? Or is there another regular thread here, that caters to the high-functioning alcoholic gentleman, that would be a better fit?

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (sN1d0)

107 And just like that, the young white girl became a Trump voter.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (ev02w)

108 Jane, email with a delightful story.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (aydHY)

109 I do miss the days when I could read a good review or a bad review somewhere, and not have to wonder about the political motivations of the reviewer; nor about the motivations of the reviewer's boss.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (ykYG2)

110 "71 Tucker has Rand Paul on discussing socialism, and Paul is making good points - and recently, it occurred to me that "socialism" is presented to people under 30 as the only alternative to the Crony Corporate Capitalism that dominates. That system benefits those on the top, but actually doesn't do anything for those trying to get a start. In fact Open Immigration is one of the greatest destroyers of their chances, but neither party will openly tell them that.

Trump's populist focus on American jobs is in fact the only successful way out of this trap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (V2Yro) "





Exactly !

In my lifetime the only really free market I ever saw was at Maxwell Street on Sunday mornings.

They are being presented with such a false, phony dichotomy ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (wscsn)

111
Can you believe that Orangemanbad abandoned our dear friends the Kurds and allowed them to be attacked by the viscous Turks, then Orangemanbad had the gall to take out economic sanctions against our dear friends the Turks

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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You mean he did what he said he'd do? Bad Orange Man! Bad bad bad!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (13CQC)

112
Yeah, get 'er, kitteh!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

113 welcome to the club Hadrian.. but I know why I hate them. it's the fucking fans.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (B+t5k)

114 92 Why did Shep get fired? I have been at a all weekend wedding at Bernie's


Posted by: Mog Smash at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (M0N3Z)


Nothing confirmed. Speculation that he got into a pissing match with Tucker Carlson mocking him and pulled an "It's him or me" and they said "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (Z7lwY)

115 Alton, I have my guess where you were in the SWOhio Mome picture but put my questioning to rest.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (aydHY)

I only posed for those pictures on the understanding they would only be distributed outside the US!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (ycWCI)

116 Or is there another regular thread here, that caters to the high-functioning alcoholic gentleman, that would be a better fit?
Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (sN1d0)


O.N.T.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (aS1PU)

117
1-0 Nats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (7rVsF)

118 Why did Shep get fired? I have been at a all weekend wedding at Bernie's

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We don't know, which is the perfect circumstance for wild speculation. I'm going with he went full Matt Lauer in the boy's room.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

119

New John Ward vid of today's fake news:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GfbPYGrpgk

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (A0JUB)

120 A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.

Like the comic I saw of dogs playing poker. The other dogs are all folding because one is wagging his tail like crazy while looking at his cards

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (KZzsI)

121 I took a bachelor (weird single guy) friend of ours for a colonoscopy several years ago

Jane, a fellow moronette had to do this service for me earlier this year. For which I am grateful.

Some of us got noone else to turn to but Le Horde.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

122 104 A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.
Posted by: DC at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO

And a double b-hole wink.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (ev02w)

123 92 Why did Shep get fired? I have been at a all weekend wedding at Bernie's
Posted by: Mog Smash at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (M0N3Z)

They seem to all agree that Shep quit - it goes back to that moment when Judge Nappy head said Trump committed an Impeachable Offense, and Tucker had Joe DiGenova on, and he said Judge Nappy was a legal idiot who had no idea what he was talking about. After that, Shep got all butthurt (you think he'd be used to that by now) and he did a drama queen thing, apparently telling management "Either Tucker goes or I do!!!!!"

Well it didn't work, cuz it looks like Mgmt said "well it ain't gonna be Tucker", so Shep flounced out on Friday. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (V2Yro)

124
Should I send some pics of this bar to CBD, for his food and drink thread? Or is there another regular thread here, that caters to the high-functioning alcoholic gentleman, that would be a better fit?
Posted by: Pastafarian

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Food thread, unless you can persuade a gorgeous woman to pose in front of a chess board in your new bar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (13CQC)

125 Onward to the colonoscopy !"

Ease on down, ease on down the road...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (6qErC)

126 I made it out today alone in an aircast. Then, husband asked that we take a customer to dinner at club, and I made it there. Now, my ankle looks like a melon again. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

127 I'm going with he went full Matt Lauer in the boy's room.

Yeah he just signed a fat new contract, and bailing would violate that, so they must have come to some sort of agreement upon him leaving but without breaking the contract.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

128 Every once in a while WeaselCat v2 will jump on the coffee table and wait for WeaselDog to come by and whomp her on the head like that.

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (MVjcR)

129 It's almost as if cats turning on their cat lady owners would make a solid movie.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (ev02w)

130 I only posed for those pictures on the understanding they would only be distributed outside the US!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (ycWCI)


So, what you're really saying is "You trusted us!"?

Posted by: Jouurnalister Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (BiNEL)

131 120 A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.

It's all of them - you can watch film of Lions in Africa, and you can see the moment they're going to attack by watching their tail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (V2Yro)

132 https://www.weaselzippers.us/435207-abc-news-airs-phony-syria-footage/



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (cqNba)



To be fair, they didn't want to risk the lives of a valuable video crew...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (BiNEL)


I think that sadly, that's really a huge part of it. Just 15 years ago, the media had to go out and get the photos, get the videos. Now, they simply ask somebody on twitter for permission to show the video somebody took on their cell phones.


They don't have to work for the news, they have people acting as their embeds, on the front lines getting the footage. If they don't have it submitted, worse case they google for what they want. Days and weeks worth of work is now almost too difficult to do a web search for.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 08:42 PM (Z1ykJ)

133 Adam Carolla and Dennis Praeger's joint documentary "No Safe Spaces" looks awesome.


Release date : 10-25-2019

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:42 PM (6IpEX)

134 I thought you could just shit in a box and mail it in now.

No?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (6IpEX)


No. Gotta remove any polyps and shitting in a box doesn't do that. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 08:42 PM (Y8PSl)

135 That's play kitty, he's not screaming with ears back going for the throat. When a cat gets really mad, there is no mistaking it.

This one just wants to play.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (KZzsI)

136 "Food thread, unless you can persuade a gorgeous woman to pose in front of a chess board in your new bar."

Put a hardcover copy of Master and Commander on the bar.

And send it to the book thread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (cqNba)

137 For a Cat Monster movie - look up "The Uninvited" on RiffTrax. The terrible, horrible monster is an ordinary orange tabby cat who one by one kills all of the occupants of a luxury yacht.

Well he was genetically altered, and - no, it's just too insane to say any more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (V2Yro)

138 Ease on down, ease on down the road...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (6qErC)

"Goin' up the country..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (QugKX)

139 At my husband's last colonoscopy, I asked his nurse during the "expelling of gas" period, "So, I guess you've heard every fart joke."

She said, "You have no idea."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

140 Adam Corolla and Dennis Prager documentary "No Safe Spaces" looks awesome. Comes out 10/24/19.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (wiXsO)

141
2-0 Nats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (7rVsF)

142 Well it didn't work, cuz it looks like Mgmt said "well it ain't gonna be Tucker", so Shep flounced out on Friday. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Then came the false narrative that everyone, EVRYONE dammit, was leaving 'cause of Shep - but nah, no one is leaving and most folks didn't even know he left. Except Neil Cavuto - who wept "hold me, Shep!" into our TV screens - shudder...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (32YRo)

143 This morning I reco'd the hilarious ABC "News" Nob Creek footage to ace for a post.


Errors, distortion - and increasingly, outright fabrication - have rendered a lot of "news" less than worthless. This is an example most victims, er, consumers of today's disinformation products would understand.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (QDnY+)

144 No. Gotta remove any polyps and shitting in a box doesn't do that. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: RickZ


Okay, how do you know?
I am coming from generations of anti-Colonoscopist beliefs.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6IpEX)

145 DWTS is on if you want to vote for Sean Spicer.

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6lKe4)

146 As I posted this morning, I believe Eric Ciamarello's attorneys have told him that he has GOT to plead the 5th amendment in any public questioning, because if he answers truthfully he will be confessing to several felonies regarding the handling of classified information. THAT would be why Schiff is now saying he doesn't really need to testify - his WB has walked out on him, and he is left with nothing at all, except a transcript that's been shown to be false.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)


Gosh, the MFM has always told me every whistleblower is totally patriotic and heroic, and will gladly face questioning and scorn because of the courage of their convictions. I guess this guy didn't get the memo to that effect.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (AMIL/)

147 So Mrs VIA and I decided that in order to support Bluebell, we will be rooting for the Nationals for the remainder of the post season.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:46 PM (cqNba)

148 Then came the false narrative that everyone, EVRYONE dammit, was leaving 'cause of Shep - but nah, no one is leaving and most folks didn't even know he left.

Yeah that one was particularly hilarious, the rumors that a lot of people were going to leave because of it. I suspect that like most prima donnas, Shep was really annoying to work for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:46 PM (KZzsI)

149 I call my gastroenterologist the "Butt Doc" and give him the business about his chosen profession. I mean, seriously - this is what you picked to do? You could have been looking at boobs all day, and you chose this?

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:46 PM (MVjcR)

150 Well it didn't work, cuz it looks like Mgmt said
"well it ain't gonna be Tucker", so Shep flounced out on Friday. And
there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (V2Yro)


All MSNBC or CNN needs to do is plop his pancake makeup mug up in front of a camera and they'll have their far-right talking head. Nobody that watches them would think for a moment he's a lefty, or that anybody from Fox would be anything but. He'll have his dream job, probably get a prime spot for a few months and oodles of new interns to show him the ropes as it were.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 08:47 PM (Z1ykJ)

151 That kitty needs a good feather on a stick toy.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 14, 2019 08:47 PM (w7KSn)

152 "102 78 LOL, Tonypete, you could call it that !

Hope the drugs are good ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

----

Trust me my friend, they are. Anytime they can stick a two foot long endoscope up you and you don't feel a damn thing, we can take it on faith that the Dr is giving you some kick ass (SWIDT?) meds.

Good luck!




Thanks !

Updates as required ... surgery will be around Christmas ...


Coupe times now I've had that thing where they go right into the subclavian artery, wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (Y4EXg) "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:47 PM (wscsn)

153 I'm rooting for the Nationals, since the Cards were so PC butt hurt over the Braves' tomahawk chop.

Braves mgmt. screwed up bigly and have infuriated the fans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

154 That kitty needs a good feather on a stick toy.

Our cats always went for the hand holding the stick, they could tell where that movement came from. This one looks like he'd be the same way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (KZzsI)

155 Commander at incirik is dusting off chesty puller quotes.

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (B7KlG)

156

You see this new CAT TOY??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclVoy7S64A

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (A0JUB)

157 Weasel, and your cardiologist said What?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (aydHY)

158 146
As I posted this morning, I believe Eric Ciamarello's attorneys have
told him that he has GOT to plead the 5th amendment in any public
questioning, because if he answers truthfully he will be confessing to
several felonies regarding the handling of classified information. THAT
would be why Schiff is now saying he doesn't really need to testify -
his WB has walked out on him, and he is left with nothing at all, except
a transcript that's been shown to be false.



Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)


And that is why Nancy Pelosi is shooting heroin into her eyeball.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (hI/80)

159
It's almost as if cats turning on their cat lady owners would make a solid movie.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws

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But first, she takes revenge on all her enemies by having her army of cats attack them one by one.

They slip into your house at night, shred your curtains, pee on everything (never gonna get that smell out), drag in dead mice, lizards, and birds and hide them everywhere -- your pockets, your shoes, the pantry -- and they also eat your goldfish.

In the end, she leaves one of the cats behind rather than get caught herself, so the next-in-line cat turns on her and they all claw her to death and then feast on her corpse.

KAG!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (13CQC)

160 @110
Pure free market Capitalism was probably practiced for exactly five seconds before governments layered on a command and control system on top of it.

But to the extent we practice capitalism, the inherent problem that must be contended with and one that Marxism/Socialism takes advantage of is that people don't stack up equally and that the spoils of the capatilisitc system accrue to a few people at the extremities.


Now this is not a problem of capitalism but is a problem with all systems humans are involved in.

But this seeming unequal distribution of wealth is what the Marxist takes advantage of to spread their propaganda.

And it's working on larger and larger swaths of the public, especially millennials.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (SBy0+)

161
Here's a real life "review" of cat toy Pop 'N Play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhJLf9pfgek

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (A0JUB)

162 When cats figure out how lasers work, we are in trouble.

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (B7KlG)

163 157 Weasel, and your cardiologist said What?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (aydHY)
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Have fun in Texas!

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (MVjcR)

164 VIA, that's encouraging - uh, I guess? Better than having recent grads accept the idiotic lunacy as normal or respectable. But the problem remains, and may be one of the biggest obstacles to ever restoring common sense to the society.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (QDnY+)

165 Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/W2gABYTmXos

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 08:50 PM (rBtIz)

166 "As I posted this morning, I believe Eric Ciamarello's attorneys have told him that he has GOT to plead the 5th amendment in any public questioning"

He can't even give testimony under "friendly" questioning without opening up serious collusion issues with the Schiff committee staffers, because anything he provides, if to move the narrative forward, needs to be info that would be literally impossible given his position to have known without aid, and that's really the problem here - no one he "suggest" helped in the WH actually gave him anything - Schiff's team gave him the narrative on the complaint - and that something they will never be able to overcome with any testimony.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (32YRo)

167 You know, I'm thinking about doing all 3 -- sending pics of my bar to the book thread (Christopher Taylor), the chess thread (Blonde Morticia...need a hot model though), and ONT (Dr WTF), along with CBD's food thread.

Just to annoy as many people as possible.

Hey, if any of you sons-of-bitches happen to be within driving distance of scenic Bryan, Ohio anytime soon, let me know. I can make literally any cocktail. Except a chococatini, I draw the line at those shenanigans. I mean the classics, I can make any classic, including just about the entire Tiki canon.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (sN1d0)

168
And that is why Nancy Pelosi is shooting heroin into her eyeball.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (hI/80)


"Always reinforce failure!" - Field Marshal Pelosi

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (7rVsF)

169 boom boom, out go the lights.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (B+t5k)

170 Cats love real action.
Some more than others, tho'

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

171 4-0 Nats

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (Yeuu4)

172 PSA

Lavazza Gran Crema 2lb bags are ~$10 on Amazon after the subscribe and save coupon (don't forget to cancel deliveries after it arrives).

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005OJ4X32

Very tasty coffee.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (YCAti)

173 Trump getting involved in a Monk-style murder mystery.

Trump: Something Is Indeed Fishy About This Anguilla Murder Case And I Will Look Into It

. . . .

An American tourist finds himself indicted for manslaughter in the British territory of Anguilla after a bizarre set of events on a family vacation. Scott Hapgood claims self-defense but authorities there seem intent on trying him.

. . . .

Hapgood has told authorities he killed the resort worker in self-defense during the family's trip to the tiny tropical island six months ago, after the man showed up to their hotel room in a drug-fueled craze, whipped out a knife and demanded money.

Hapgood, a 44-year-old dad of three from Darien, was charged with manslaughter and freed on bail, angering some residents on the isle.

A toxicology report showed that the worker died from a lethal amount of cocaine in his system.

-
A self-defense killing by coke overdose? Reminds of the Monk episode in which the jumper drown when his parachute didn't open.

https://bit.ly/35zQfQg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

174
4-0.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (7rVsF)

175
You see this new CAT TOY??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclVoy7S64A
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

=========

That thing looks genius.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (13CQC)

176 Now this is not a problem of capitalism but is a problem with all systems humans are involved in.

But this seeming unequal distribution of wealth is what the Marxist takes advantage of to spread their propaganda.

And it's working on larger and larger swaths of the public, especially millennials.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (SBy0+)

Thing is, "capitalism" (to use a Marxist slur) creates more wealth to distribute unequally. So even the poor are better off. Socialism actually destroys wealth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (QugKX)

177 @BreakingNLive
BREAKING: Fusion GPS' Glenn Simpson reveals that he was first hired to investigate Trump in "the fall of 2015" and that memos from his now-discredited Steele dossier made their way directly "to President Obama"


No one will be more shocked than him to read about that in the papers tomorrow!

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (CDGwz)

178 I am coming from generations of anti-Colonoscopist beliefs.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6IpEX)


I passed with flying colors, doc said he didn't want to see me for 10 years. Which means I go back pretty soon. It really wasn't that bad - I guess it only is if they find stuff - which is why you're there.
I think it's knowing what they're doing is really worse than actually doing it. I was out, woke up, was a little groggy and the wife drove me home. That was it. No sore butt, no nothing.

Except a sudden overwhelming desire to hang out in truck stop lavatories.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (Z1ykJ)

179 They just showed Howie Kendrick as being 4 for 9 with runners in scoring position this postseason. The Twins entire team had 3 hits with RISP.

Holy cow - make that 5 for 10.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (4UlPP)

180 Weasel, extra gravy on that chicken fried steak for you then.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (aydHY)

181 Commander at incirik is dusting off chesty puller quotes.

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (B7KlG)


We did get the nukes out after the last kerfuffle, right?

Posted by: Jouurnalister Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (BiNEL)

182 50 48 Cats > white men
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ev02w)

Well, of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

everything is better than white men. unless you need something beyond dancing.

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (nFwvY)

183
A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.

It's all of them - you can watch film of Lions in Africa, and you can see the moment they're going to attack by watching their tail.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (V2Yro)







Watch for when kitteh shakes their ass. The pounce comes immediately afterwards.

*That should give Teh Horde plenty of material to riff on for awhile. Proof that Cur loves you.*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (eXA4G)

184 "149 I call my gastroenterologist the "Butt Doc" and give him the business about his chosen profession. I mean, seriously - this is what you picked to do? You could have been looking at boobs all day, and you chose this?

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:46 PM (MVjcR)"


I remember a cartoon in a last-century Playboy; ... tall, leggy starlet in tight pants says to this short, big nosed guy (whose nose is exactly at crotch-level) "So why did you decide to be a gynecologist, Dr Whatever ?"


Well, I thought it was funny ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (wscsn)

185 I call my gastroenterologist the "Butt Doc" and give him the business about his chosen profession. I mean, seriously - this is what you picked to do? You could have been looking at boobs all day, and you chose this?
Posted by: Weasel

----

Ask any OB/GYN - the bad ones linger in memory far, far longer than the nice ones.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (Y4EXg)

186 I'm rooting for the Nationals, since the Cards were so PC butt hurt over the Braves' tomahawk chop.

Frankly, I hate the tomahawk chop. It's so twee, and the a-holes do it whenever someone even walks. Give it a rest, already.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (GRbI+)

187 Public Service Announcement:

If you want a temporary job with the Census Bureau, the time to apply is now. Pay is aprox. $20/hr. depending on location. PT/FT, Days, Evenings, Weekends, Weekdays--you choose. Duration is up to you but could be from November to June.

https://2020census.gov/en/jobs.html

Posted by: IrishEi at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (sGotD)

188 Okay, how do you know?
I am coming from generations of anti-Colonoscopist beliefs.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6IpEX)


First colposcopy 6 years ago, '3 rather large polyps removed'. Polyps are considered pre-cancerous and, while not all polyps become cancerous, some do. Removing them helps prevent 'the silent cancer' that is colon cancer. Colon cancer is one of the few cancers where you have no pain/symptoms until it's too late.

Next colonoscopy scheduled for early in November.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (Y8PSl)

189 Exit.
Only.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (6IpEX)

190 Ok, the cat wins this round.

I have also prepared some shoes for you.

Posted by: The Cat at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (CDGwz)

191 180 Weasel, extra gravy on that chicken fried steak for you then.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (aydHY)
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Yep!

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (DoOTF)

192 I fought the claw and the claw won.

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Fuller at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (a1s18)

193 everything is better than white men. unless you need something beyond dancing.
Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (nFwvY)


Or throwing a ball through a ring.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (GRbI+)

194 When cats figure out how lasers work, we are in trouble

We (humans) may well have taught capuchin monkeys, Japanese macaques, and small bears how to use tools. Even wild boar and parrots.

After the next ice age, the warming period afterward is going to be ... interesting.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (ykYG2)

195 DWTS is on if you want to vote for Sean Spicer.
Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6lKe4)
***********
Thanks for the reminder.

Vote for Sean. TEXT 21523 SEAN
Up to 10x

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (wiXsO)

196 THIS IS HOWIE DO IT.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (R6qpB)

197 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)


Heh. It's blowing up in their faces. Fancy that, and they were so sure they had Trump this time.

What a bunch of puds.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (f7Tfe)

198 Thing is, "capitalism" (to use a Marxist slur) creates more wealth to distribute unequally. So even the poor are better off. Socialism actually destroys wealth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (QugKX)


You're missing the point. Under socialism, the "right" people get the wealth, while under capitalism, you can never be sure where the wealth is going to wind up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (BiNEL)

199 Anytime they can stick a two foot long endoscope up you


"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full."

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (6IpEX)

200 First colposcopy 6 years ago, '3 rather large polyps removed'. Polyps are considered pre-cancerous and, while not all polyps become cancerous, some do. Removing them helps prevent 'the silent cancer' that is colon cancer. Colon cancer is one of the few cancers where you have no pain/symptoms until it's too late.

Next colonoscopy scheduled for early in November.
Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (Y8PSl)


Colonoscopies are a pain in the ass (?), but the alternative is worse. Much worse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (GRbI+)

201 No one will be more shocked than him to read about that in the papers tomorrow!

Posted by: t-bird

It has begun - the getting out in front of Friday's IG report - not that anyone will pay attention.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (32YRo)

202 I bet that gynocologists envision their job being a lot hotter than it ends up being

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (KZzsI)

203
Ask any OB/GYN - the bad ones linger in memory far, far longer than the nice ones.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (Y4EXg)
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I imagine so - I just like giving him a hard time. The anesthesiologist thinks I'm funny!

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (DoOTF)

204 remember a cartoon in a last-century Playboy; ... tall, leggy starlet in tight pants says to this short, big nosed guy (whose nose is exactly at crotch-level) "So why did you decide to be a gynecologist, Dr Whatever ?"

Dr Schnozberg's response - "Something tells me *choo* you're overdue for an appointment"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

205
You know, I'm thinking about doing all 3 -- sending pics of my bar to the book thread (Christopher Taylor), the chess thread (Blonde Morticia...need a hot model though), and ONT (Dr WTF), along with CBD's food thread.

Just to annoy as many people as possible.

Posted by: Pastafarian

======

Got a pet? There's another thread opportunity.

Or buy some fresh produce, spread it around on the counter, and send it to the Gardening thread and say "I picked these!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:56 PM (13CQC)

206

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? (Shaft)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother fighter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)

207 The paws that refreshes.

Posted by: mrp at October 14, 2019 08:57 PM (Pqytn)

208 Weasel - late contribution to the gun thread.


Had my first real repair to do. The striker retaining pin [just a roll pin mashed down through the top of the slide] on my XD9 broke [after 2O-3OK rounds].


Manufacturer sent new pin for free of course, I finally bought roll pin punches and even roll pin holders, and managed to replace it my own self.


However, one bit of redneck-gunsmithing was needed. Damn pin was *not* going in, even with uncomfortable levels of power on the hammer. Put it in a vice, squeezeulated it a tiny bit, and voila - it went in [still a bit harder than probably it should - I assume variances on these pins exist, and a bit of modding them i not unusual?].



Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 08:57 PM (QDnY+)

209
You know, I'm thinking about doing all 3 -- sending pics of my bar to the book thread (Christopher Taylor), the chess thread (Blonde Morticia...need a hot model though), and ONT (Dr WTF), along with CBD's food thread.

Just to annoy as many people as possible.

Posted by: Pastafarian

======

Got a pet? There's another thread opportunity.

Or buy some fresh produce, spread it around on the counter, and send it to the Gardening thread and say "I picked these!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:56 PM (13CQC)
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Own any guns?

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (DoOTF)

210 You see this new CAT TOY??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclVoy7S64A
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (A0JUB)




Looks like it might need supervision for the cats that catch it. I know mine would have shredded that sucker in 30 seconds. Wonder how much the replacements are?


https://youtu.be/RhJLf9pfgek

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (Z1ykJ)

211 When cats figure out how lasers work, we are in trouble

We (humans) may well have taught capuchin monkeys, Japanese macaques, and small bears how to use tools. Even wild boar and parrots.

After the next ice age, the warming period afterward is going to be ... interesting.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

I'm worried about the octopi, they've been watching too quietly. (And, Raccoons)

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (B7KlG)

212 Vote for Sean. TEXT 21523 SEAN
Up to 10x

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (wiXsO)


Tempting, but I am not going to waste my one of my burner phones on that, sweet as it might be.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (BiNEL)

213 13
I don't like the Cardinals (the baseball team, not the clerics) but I have no idea why.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Wouldn't be because one of their pictures was ass hurt by the tomahawk chop and went wee wee wee all the way to the first tv camera he could see would it?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (+ldAm)

214 "177 @BreakingNLive
BREAKING: Fusion GPS' Glenn Simpson reveals that he was first hired to investigate Trump in "the fall of 2015" and that memos from his now-discredited Steele dossier made their way directly "to President Obama"

No one will be more shocked than him to read about that in the papers tomorrow!"

McCabe recently suggested he would take others down with him. I will believe it when I see it, but there seems to be some veiled threats going out just in case the DOJ remembers the "J" part.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (iw59Q)

215 202 I bet that gynocologists envision their job being a lot hotter than it ends up being
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (KZzsI)


The expectation: Kate Upton/Christie Brinkley comes in for a routine exam.

The reality: some 300 lb. ghettopotamus comes in after the string broke three weeks ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (GRbI+)

216
What's the deal with this parade of whistleblowers then? I think there are two more now. Are they just Swamp Creatures who want to get their two cents in?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (13CQC)

217 I very much support trying to get a photo of the same bar into every weekend thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (YCAti)

218 And that is why Nancy Pelosi is shooting heroin into her eyeball.

I think it has become Nancy Pelosi's and Gavin Newsome's duty to expose us to unbridled Cultural Marxism.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (1+J19)

219 Weasel

My Mom was a colon cancer survivor, so I got my first colonoscopy years early.

My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon. Hard to think up a good response to that, except "Uh, thanks. "

No one ever said that to me before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

220 Thanks for the info , RickZ.

For my part, I will continue my ritual sacrifices to Yeh Pu the Bowel god.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (6IpEX)

221 I for one welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

Posted by: Kurt! at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (ykYG2)

222 208 Weasel - late contribution to the gun thread.


Had my first real repair to do. The striker retaining pin [just a roll pin mashed down through the top of the slide] on my XD9 broke [after 2O-3OK rounds].


Manufacturer sent new pin for free of course, I finally bought roll pin punches and even roll pin holders, and managed to replace it my own self.


However, one bit of redneck-gunsmithing was needed. Damn pin was *not* going in, even with uncomfortable levels of power on the hammer. Put it in a vice, squeezeulated it a tiny bit, and voila - it went in [still a bit harder than probably it should - I assume variances on these pins exist, and a bit of modding them i not unusual?].

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 08:57 PM (QDnY)
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They do come in sizes, but new they can be tough to get started. Sounds like you fixed it!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (DoOTF)

223 Watch for when kitteh shakes their ass. The pounce comes immediately afterwards.



*That should give Teh Horde plenty of material to riff on for awhile. Proof that Cur loves you.*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (eXA4G)

*shakes head*
Poor Insomniac.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (hI/80)

224 Must be the first time she's had a pussy in her face.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

225 Do squids do colonoscopies? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Kurt! at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (ykYG2)

226 196 THIS IS HOWIE DO IT.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (R6qpB)


bluebell, how much or little fun do you think Bryce Harper is having counting his money lately?

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (AMIL/)

227 Colonoscopies are a pain in the ass (?), but the alternative is worse. Much worse.

Not meeting my deductible?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (6IpEX)

228 BREAKING: Fusion GPS' Glenn Simpson reveals that he was first hired
to investigate Trump in "the fall of 2015" and that memos from his
now-discredited Steele dossier made their way directly "to President
Obama"
========

"Investigate" apparently has added "make stuff up" as a definition. Now I'll have to buy an updated dictionary

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (8AONa)

229 I'll make sure to continue to do the chop whenever I'm at a Braves game.

Beats having me, my little son, husband, and elderly in-laws threatened with actual physical harm and f-bombs for wearing Braves caps while visiting Wrigley Field and our team having lost.

It was unbelievable and ugly as hell.

But the tomahawk chop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

230
E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (7rVsF)

231 The gastroenterologist doesn't have to get up in the middle of the night. He can plan his vacations and go to his kid's soft ball games. And he makes a butt load of cash.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (f7Tfe)

232 Must be the first time she's had a pussy in her face.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

The converse likely not true.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (QugKX)

233 "215 202 I bet that gynocologists envision their job being a lot hotter than it ends up being
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (KZzsI)

The expectation: Kate Upton/Christie Brinkley comes in for a routine exam.

The reality: some 300 lb. ghettopotamus comes in after the string broke three weeks ago."

Those diminished expectations are shared in a wider community that just gynecologists.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (iw59Q)

234 What's the deal with this parade of whistleblowers then? I think there are two more now. Are they just Swamp Creatures who want to get their two cents in?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (13CQC)


This just in: the Washington Nationals have changed their name to the Washington Whistleblowers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (GRbI+)

235 219 Weasel

My Mom was a colon cancer survivor, so I got my first colonoscopy years early.

My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon. Hard to think up a good response to that, except "Uh, thanks. "

No one ever said that to me before.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
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Candidate for the cover of the Anal Probe Journal?

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (DoOTF)

236 The older I get, the better Mrs Howell looks on Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (KZzsI)

237 The reality: some 300 lb. ghettopotamus comes in after the string broke three weeks ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Like that scene in the first Jurassic Park when Lara Dern had to stick her hand up that fat dinosaur's ass to determine what it poops - ew.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (32YRo)

238 Morticia and Weasel, this is going to be the most annoying thing I've ever done.

I'm fucking stoked.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 09:02 PM (sN1d0)

239
Anyone else surprised the Left has yet to viciously attack the My Pillow guy and called to ban his ads from all tv and radio shows?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:02 PM (A0JUB)

240
The expectation: Kate Upton/Christie Brinkley comes in for a routine exam.

The reality: some 300 lb. ghettopotamus comes in after the string broke three weeks ago."

Those diminished expectations are shared in a wider community that just gynecologists.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (iw59Q)

This is what I hear. A gas mask would often be a handy piece of kit during an exam, but it's considered unprofessional or some such bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

241 My Packers are losing badly to the Lions. The Lions?! How can this be?

Posted by: IrishEi at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (sGotD)

242 Headed to bed. Night y'all.

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (DoOTF)

243 Like that scene in the first Jurassic Park when Lara Dern had to stick her hand up that fat dinosaur's ass to determine what it poops - ew.
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (32YRo)

They pooped unbaked coprolites. Geeze, everybody should know that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (QugKX)

244 Aww, NaCly Dog's butt made the centerfold of ProctoBoy

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

245 176 Now this is not a problem of capitalism but is a problem with all systems humans are involved in.

But this seeming unequal distribution of wealth is what the Marxist takes advantage of to spread their propaganda.

And it's working on larger and larger swaths of the public, especially millennials.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin

they've just about got them dumbed down to early 20th century Russian illiterate level. Social media finishes the job.

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (nFwvY)

246
Can someone tell wtf was up with Barr's and Murdoch's "secret meeting" (that everyone knew about) last week?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (A0JUB)

247 Like that scene in the first Jurassic Park when Lara Dern had to stick her hand up that fat dinosaur's ass to determine what it poops - ew.


what the heck version of Jurassic Park did you watch?!?! the AoS Fall 2019 Anal Version?!!

she stuck her arm in a giant pile of dung. which was gross enough lol.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 14, 2019 09:04 PM (Rarvo)

248 My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon.



I hear the Song of Love!!!


Posted by: Shep! at October 14, 2019 09:04 PM (XCfh1)

249 'Night, weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

250 E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (7rVsF)


My condolences. Courtesy now is a vestige of a bygone culture. Even though nowadays it's easier to fire off an email than it ever was to send a letter.

I told my son: if you don't hear back in the first week, forget it. If they're interested, they'll be worried that you'll be hired by someone else. If they're not worried, they're not interested.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (GRbI+)

251 234 What's the deal with this parade of whistleblowers then? I think there are two more now. Are they just Swamp Creatures who want to get their two cents in?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (13CQC)

Hmm, this kinda reminds of something that happened last year, didn't it have something to do with a Supreme Court spot?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (V2Yro)

252 ..Well it didn't work, cuz it looks like Mgmt said "well it ain't gonna be Tucker", so Shep flounced out on Friday. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (V2Yro)



Rumor has it that Shep flounced out and took himself directly to a local Fapplebees, where he drowned his sorrows in Cosmopolitans and took solace in the ministrations of a fellow flouncee of the Chemical Perfesser persuasion.

Rumor. Nothing more.

*calls Vegas bookies for odds*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (QzJWU)

253 "Can someone tell wtf was up with Barr's and Murdoch's "secret meeting" (that everyone knew about) last week?"

They are gonna have to roll this all out in a way that results in the least amount of bloodshed, would be my guess...
Plus the perps don't go to jail, keep their fat pensions, etc.
Like usual.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (w7KSn)

254 Can someone tell wtf was up with Barr's and Murdoch's "secret meeting" (that everyone knew about) last week?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (A0JUB)


Trying to figure out how to pitch the more "training" theme will prevent this sort of abuse in the future!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (BiNEL)

255 I hear the Song of Love!!!


Posted by: Shep! at October 14, 2019 09:04 PM (XCfh1)

Happy entrails to you, until we meet again...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (QugKX)

256 Oh - Apropos of nothing - The Democratic presidential candidate debate at Otterbein University tomorrow is very near my former Parish - it's a monster Parish - over 7000 families. Otterbein is a very small school with limited parking, infrastructure, etc.

They asked the Parish priest to rent our parking facilities as they can't possible handle all the media, camp-followers, security and hooker's vehicles. He thought about the Dem's stance on killing unborn children for a nanosecond and "Oh f*ck No!!"

Thank you Father.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)

257 Remembering when Obama was firing whistle blowers? Including the Fast and Furious one?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (ptqGC)

258
btw, I take back all the goofin' I've done on the My Pillow guy -- he's a Good Man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (A0JUB)

259 Hey everybody.

Shoulda posted this on yesterday's food thread...
It's got classic Jurassic flavor!

https://tinyurl.com/y56vg2ho

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (L2ZTs)

260 what the heck version of Jurassic Park did you watch?!?! the AoS Fall 2019 Anal Version?!!

The director's cut DVD has the dinosaur sticking his hand up Laura Dern's ass.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (6IpEX)

261 Colonoscopy is just the freight train up the main vein.
It's okay unless you wake up feeling like the doc used a number 3 grain auger on you.
Woke up in the middle of the last one.

Not pleasant.

Posted by: boynsea at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (Fks5r)

262 @230 E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

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You left out the section where they talk about having to pick from an amazingly qualified group of applicants.

Posted by: junior at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (Fp6vo)

263 My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon. Hard to think up a good response to that, except "Uh, thanks. "

No one ever said that to me before.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)


Really?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (GRbI+)

264 she stuck her arm in a giant pile of dung. which was gross enough lol.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion

Okay, Okay - artistic license, geez...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (32YRo)

265 meh, i gotta burner already compromised, voted for sean ...

reply text includes "limit 10 votes per couple"

so here we go 9 more times !

Woohoo culture war !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (wscsn)

266 what the heck version of Jurassic Park did you watch?!?! the AoS Fall 2019 Anal Version?!!
----
*snort* lol

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (UUBmN)

267 262 @230 E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

---------------------


You left out the section where they talk about having to pick from an amazingly qualified group of applicants.
Posted by: junior at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (Fp6vo)

Yeah. The Assistant VP's drinking buddy just happens to be the amazingly qualified group of applicants, and whaddayaknow, he gets the job.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

268 I can't believe none of you have posted a fart joke.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (f7Tfe)

269 268 I can't believe none of you have posted a fart joke.
Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (f7Tfe)

They're implied.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

270 That's because you didn't pull my finger...

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (w7KSn)

271 ALH, a colonoscopy IS a fart joke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

272
Thank you Father.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)


Bet the baby-killer party parks there anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (7rVsF)

273 I can't believe none of you have posted a fart joke.
Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (f7Tfe)

We are much too classy for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (QugKX)

274 IG report NOT being released 10/18.

Roflmao


#2weeks

Posted by: Wut at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (OP2H/)

275 Anyone else surprised the Left has yet to viciously attack the My Pillow guy and called to ban his ads from all tv and radio shows?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:02 PM


I am far not-left and I wish they would ban his voice from radio. He's worse than Kars4kids.

I get out of the shower to turn off his and the k4k commercials.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (r6GXX)

276 Apropos of nothing, the best Doors cover I've ever heard, bar none.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5k0kWERUaQc

Cover songs should be better than the original, and also respect the original. This one does.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (upfer)

277 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18.  Classifications being made.  Likely end of month.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (e8kgV)

278 Chuck C, there was an episode of The Good Place recently where it turned out they play the Kars4Kids commercial in hell...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

279 I did the census back when Carter was President. If they haven't changed it, preference is given to members of the current President's party. So Repubs should have preference this time out.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (JKNZq)

280 I was at a Jeff Foxworthy performance a few years ago, and ugly cried/laughed over his colonoscopy story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

281 Jane, we're going to Tybee this weekend. Last trip to the beach for the year, Woo Hoo!

Breakfast Club on Saturday morning!

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (f7Tfe)

282 BREAKING NEWS: Mike Lindell has just married his MyPillow!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

283 I will comfort myself with the knowledge that this country was founded, established and eventually became the greatest country on earth without a single colonoscopy.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (6IpEX)

284 They asked the Parish priest to rent our parking facilities as they can't possible handle all the media, camp-followers, security and hooker's vehicles. He thought about the Dem's stance on killing unborn children for a nanosecond and "Oh f*ck No!!"

Thank you Father.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)

He should get a tow truck on standby to impound all illegally-parked Democrat cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (QugKX)

285 Male Cat , female Pussy.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (NgKpN)

286 My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand
afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon. Hard to think up a good
response to that, except "Uh, thanks. "



No one ever said that to me before.


Those words you've longed to hear all your life...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (HaL55)

287
I have to get a follow-up scope on my esophagus in a couple of weeks, after my little health scare last month. Since I'm also due for a colonoscopy, they're talking about doing it at the same time, so that they only have to put me under once.

I'm thinking that before I go in, I should write "change out the scope before turning me over" in Sharpie on my ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (eXA4G)

288 Likely end of month.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (e8kgV)

#2weeks

Posted by: Wut at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (OP2H/)

289 Colonoscopy is just the freight train up the main vein.
Yeah. No.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (6IpEX)

290 77 Onward to the colonoscopy!


I thought you could just shit in a box and mail it in now.

No?


Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (6IpEX)

Well, not to your Senator. Apparently that's "Illegal" and a "Public Health Hazard". I'm not sure I didn't really read the paperwork.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 14, 2019 09:13 PM (jp0Bv)

291 ALH, I'll be at the TX MoMe. Make sure to hit The Deck on the beach and AJ's on the Back River. The Breakfast Club is great and so is the Tybee Island Social Club.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

292 I have to get a follow-up scope on my esophagus in a couple of weeks, after my little health scare last month. Since I'm also due for a colonoscopy, they're talking about doing it at the same time, so that they only have to put me under once.

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I had both done at the same time back in June.

Had a nice nap.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:14 PM (RU4sa)

293 She deserved that from the cat.

Posted by: Flyover at October 14, 2019 09:14 PM (B5K06)

294 []I have to get a follow-up scope on my esophagus in a couple of weeks, after my little health scare last month. Since I'm also due for a colonoscopy, they're talking about doing it at the same time, so that they only have to put me under once.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (eXA4G)

The Doc told me he'll do an endoscopy as well, a first for me. As you said, I'll be out and I won't have to be under a second time.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 09:15 PM (Y8PSl)

295 All I know is that I'd be broke and living under a bridge if I could score Versed for recreational use.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:15 PM (8AONa)

296 Chuck C, there was an episode of The Good Place recently where it turned out they play the Kars4Kids commercial in hell...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM


Is that reserved for the new Tenth Circle of Hell? Do you have to commit all seven deadly sins at the same time, in alphabetical order to qualify?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 14, 2019 09:15 PM (r6GXX)

297 I will comfort myself with the knowledge that this country was founded, established and eventually became the greatest country on earth without a single colonoscopy.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (6IpEX)


Back when the mean lifespan was maybe 40.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 14, 2019 09:15 PM (GRbI+)

298 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (GRbI+)

299 And there it is folks.

You ever wanted to meet Jane D'oh, get your ass to Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (aydHY)

300
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

Hubs favorite restaurant is AJ's so it's Saturday night's agenda.

Have fun at the TxMoMe!

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (f7Tfe)

301 Da Hell?

Okay. Quick informal poll.

Who here has NEVER had doctor stick a thing up your ass for whrbbl garrbbl reasons reasons SCARY CANCER!!! ??

*raises hand*

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (6IpEX)

302 "277 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18."

What year?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (iw59Q)

303 Back when the mean lifespan was maybe 40.

Thanks, Dr. FUD.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (6IpEX)

304 Got my first deer of the season this morning. I was in my van when I got him.

Story here: https://beta.cent.co/+81o7vs

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (RU4sa)

305 mikeyG

Get off my lawn. Ya punk kid. I got socks oder than you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

306 It would appear that Henri (ennui kitteh) is a badass. Who knew?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (HaL55)

307 Those words you've longed to hear all your life...

That's when the female gastroenterologist breathed "happy Womens' Day" into my ear with both hands on my shoulders

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (ykYG2)

308 E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

It's never too late to become a Gynecologist! Thomas P. Remo is an inspiration - in Dallas in 2004, he rented out a public storage unit, set up a little office in it, bought some scrubs, and advertised himself as a Gynecologist doing pap smears and breast exams for low prices.

Well he did go 4 years in prison after 3 women complained. The amazing part was that after the story broke, as many as 20 women contacted the police and said they too had been scammed by him, but they didn't want their names released in public. (I wonder why)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (V2Yro)

309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

310 He should get a tow truck on standby to impound all illegally-parked Democrat cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (QugKX)


Tire shredders on the inbound AND outbound lanes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (BiNEL)

311 *raises hand*

Soon, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (HaL55)

312 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

Hope your hubs wasn't hurt.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (f7Tfe)

313 SMH - oh no. Ex ex okay? how's the car?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

314 "277 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18.**Classifications being made.**Likely end of month.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (e8kgV) "



As expected ... gonna be released November 22 next fucking year.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (wscsn)

315 bluebell, how much or little fun do you think Bryce Harper is having counting his money lately?
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (AMIL/)
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I'm SO glad they're doing this without him.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (R6qpB)

316 294 []I have to get a follow-up scope on my esophagus in a couple of weeks, after my little health scare last month. Since I'm also due for a colonoscopy, they're talking about doing it at the same time, so that they only have to put me under once. 

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (eXA4G) 


ATM


Ass to mouth.

Posted by: Wut at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (OP2H/)

317 It's never too late to become a Gynecologist! Thomas P. Remo is an inspiration - in Dallas in 2004, he rented out a public storage unit, set up a little office in it, bought some scrubs, and advertised himself as a Gynecologist doing pap smears and breast exams for low prices.

Well he did go 4 years in prison after 3 women complained. The amazing part was that after the story broke, as many as 20 women contacted the police and said they too had been scammed by him, but they didn't want their names released in public. (I wonder why)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (V2Yro)

He was a sellout. Shoulda kept his amateur standing. Disqualified for the Olympics, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (QugKX)

318 Get off my lawn. Ya punk kid. I got socks oder than you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


Heh.


Recalculate boss.

Not everybody follows every dumbass butt-gouging "professional medical suggestion" that their C minus med school grad recommends.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (6IpEX)

319 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18/19 Classifications being made. Likely end of month.
Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM
**********
This is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (wiXsO)

320 Whats this Im hearing about "multiple" whistleblowers coming forward now? Saw it on Drudge (yeah yeah I know hes feckin terrible) over the weekend.. this shit is so damn dumb. I does make sense that they are attempting to stir as much shit into the air as possible to get ahead of "The Report (C)"

I am not in the "nothing is going to happen" camp, but I absolutely understand those who firmly believe that.
I am a 38 year old professional and student who now greatly doubts the future.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (aR6C/)

321 ExEx, I hope you took both quarters for your trouble.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (aydHY)

322 I didn't comment on Dave's suicide thread, but I did pray for him. I was eighteen when the cops called me, after they found my nineteen year old brother, in a garage full of CO. I'm almost fifty years old, and it still hurts.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (upfer)

323 He's fine.

He posted a pic in the link above.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (RU4sa)

324 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

Mommy?
MOMMY!!??

Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

325
Can't wait to see you jackwagons at the MoMee this weekend.



Now if we can just avoid the field we're using for the range being rained out like last year...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (eXA4G)

326 Da Hell?

Okay. Quick informal poll.

Who here has NEVER had doctor stick a thing up your ass for whrbbl garrbbl reasons reasons SCARY CANCER!!! ??

*raises hand*



Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (6IpEX)

I haven't, but I'll probably have to start earlier than the usual recommendation due to family history.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (Yeuu4)

327 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18.Classifications being made.Likely end of month.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (e8kgV)


A fatalistic sense of humor is a good thing to have in these troubled times!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

328 Ex-Ex, you OK? And did you get venison chili out of it?

Several years ago, we had a local school bus driver hit a 10 point buck. She posed with the deer head and the bus in the background. Made the papers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

329 OK, this is serious. I came home, fed the cats, bullshitted around, sat on the coach and turned on tv, surfed a bit and then something....something just felt ...off....

I had forgotten to drink!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (dMR4T)

330 Is that really true? ANOTHER delay in an IG report?

Its so far beyond ridiculous now

Posted by: Pontillos Pizza at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (Bf3hj)

331
UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18/19 Classifications being made. Likely end of month.
Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM
**********


They're changing the font to Comic Sans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (7rVsF)

332 324 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

Mommy?
MOMMY!!??
Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

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It was at least a 8-10 pt buck.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (RU4sa)

333 to take the focus away from kittehs and y'all remember the bacon dog, I still think this one is funny as hell
doggie wants a kitteh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M

Posted by: micky at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (nizGE)

334 Is that really true? ANOTHER delay in an IG report?

Test audiences demanded more sex and violence!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)

335 332 324 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

Mommy?
MOMMY!!??
Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

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It was at least a 8-10 pt buck.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (RU4sa)

She was transitioning!

Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

336 He didn't get anything from it, he was on his way to work.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)

337 Cat = Trump.

Girl = hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (jYnPD)

338 321 ExEx, I hope you took both quarters for your trouble.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (aydHY)

Didn't have time. And traffic was terrible.

Daughter got mad because I didn't call her to come get it.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)

339 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.

Posted by: SMH

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Hopefully the deer wasn't trained how to hit back by cat at top of thread.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (8AONa)

340 My buyer of my last CT building is anonymous represented by a local attorney

why would anyone want to remain anonymous ?

I don't hardly know anyone in the little town

It's kinda a weird deal

Buying the building with no contingencies and as is

and closes in a week

still don't understand the anonymous BS

Posted by: SHEP at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (AQBtr)

341 IG report NOT out this Friday

Steiner will come!!

Posted by: TWO WEEKS FROM SOMEWHEN at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (H5knJ)

342 ITC, the weather forecast is great.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (aydHY)

343 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)


I had a deer hit ME once. As I drove along one night, he jumped out from bushes at the side of the road, hit the side of my car, and his head ended up right on the windshield on the driver's side. Startled the hell out of me.

For a second, I thought I'd hit a dog or something (I'm a big dog lover) before I realized it had been a deer, but the guy behind me (who also stopped) told me that the bastard ran off into the woods. Didn't even leave his insurance information. Must've been a Democrat deer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (GRbI+)

344 Our last cat, the late lamented Belmont, was not an animal to be toyed with. He could be cuddly when in the mood, but it did not do to tease him. He would just go full-on Viking/barbarian/rip your face off. No fear, none at all. The most you could hope for was to get a hold of him by the scruff of the neck before he sank the claws in.

I got so that I could recognize the onset of his berserko mode and arrest the situation. Spray bottle was the only way to shear him off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (eYD0A)

345 She was transitioning!
Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

Then "she" had a sack as big as my fist.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (RU4sa)

346
Morticia and Weasel, this is going to be the most annoying thing I've ever done.

I'm fucking stoked.
Posted by: Pastafarian

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Photoshop Brian Stelter with something stupid in a speech balloon onto it and send it to ace.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (13CQC)

347 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18/19 Classifications being made. Likely end of month.

--

Ha. That's #twoweeks.

Way to go, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Does it get any more government employee than this? at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (9KQVa)

348 Who is it that gets to decide when it is released?

Seems like the fucker should have a boss.

Posted by: Pliney at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (nzKWW)

349 Test audiences demanded more sex and violence!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)

You wanted: sex and violence

You'd settle for: sax and violins

You'll get: bagpipes

Posted by: A.G. Barr at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (QugKX)

350 Back in 2012, When Obama was on his way to his second term, there was a radio show host on my local FM Talk by the name of Jay Severin. He stated with great resolve that he did not believe this country could survive after two terms of Obama. At first I chuckled, completely ignorant of his ominous proclamation... Never in my lifetime would I have believed that I would have to worry about the insurrection I am witnessing now.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (aR6C/)

351 Trying to figure out how to pitch the more "training" theme will prevent this sort of abuse in the future!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (BiNEL)


Maybe add another note to Hatch Act training that you cannot use government resources to coordinate a pysops campaign against a political person or party, or fabricate evidence of a fabricated crime to deceive the Judicial Branch too?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (1g7ch)

352 He didn't get anything from it, he was on his way to work.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)


So you won't have a 8 point buck mounted on the wall, sad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (BiNEL)

353 "cmere let me scissor the Polyps from your asshole , or you shall surely DIE"

Posted by: Doctor Tweezers at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (6IpEX)

354 Sorry, had my dirty SHEP sock on

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (AQBtr)

355 BIL had a buck hit the side of his van. Punched a hole in the side panel. Deer disappeared.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (eYD0A)

356
UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18. Classifications being made. Likely end of month.
Posted by: SMOD

========

*throws back head and lets out harsh, cynical laugh*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (13CQC)

357 Here's video testimony as to when the report will be released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKldA-8m1A

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (V2Yro)

358 Should I send some pics of this bar to CBD, for his
food and drink thread?

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (sN1d0)

CBD is an asshole. But he might post the photos if they came with a good bottle of Scotch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (wYseH)

359 "she" had a sack as big as my fist.


That was a country song by Buck Owens and the Buckaroos.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (XCfh1)

360 SMH and I hit a deer a few months ago.

It was about sun down and I saw her at the edge of road. I slammed on brakes about the time she jumped.

I bumped her and knocked her down then jumped up and ran off.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)

361 Treasure of Oak Island>The IG Report

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (gAXBD)

362 She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon.
No one ever said that to me before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog__________________


My urologist said I had the prostate of a 16-year-old.
The bad news is, he wants it back.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (8ZmvG)

363 You'll get: bagpipes

Posted by: A.G. Barr at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (QugKX)


Scots Wha' Ha'e Wi' Wallace Fled

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

364 Many, many years ago, I was in service to a very small white cat that absolutely hated kids. I had her front paws declawed because she scratched my oldest's face. After that, she would lurk under chairs, leap out, then wrap herself around an innocent kid's ankle, biting and rabbit kicking. Surprisingly, all four of my kids have at least one cat in residence.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (R5LCh)

365 pay me
PAY MEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Doctor Tweezers at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (6IpEX)

366 welcome to the club Hadrian.. but I know why I hate them. it's the fucking fans.
Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (B+t5k)

Not gettin any? Heh.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (qjfjx)

367 I bumped her and knocked her down then jumped up and ran off.
Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)


Why did you jump up and run off?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (GRbI+)

368 You'd settle for: sax and violins

--

I will often settle for Sax and Violins

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3FJ8x6wnZy8

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Does it get any more government employee than this? at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (9KQVa)

369
Never in my lifetime would I have believed that I would have to worry about the insurrection I am witnessing now.
Posted by: Getcha Pull

=======

Can you imagine if Hillary had gotten elected? I wonder if she even intended to serve two terms. Scoop up a billion dollars in four years, set the country on fire, and flee the scene.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (13CQC)

370 Back in 2012, When Obama was on his way to his second term, there was a radio show host on my local FM Talk by the name of Jay Severin. He stated with great resolve that he did not believe this country could survive after two terms of Obama. At first I chuckled, completely ignorant of his ominous proclamation... Never in my lifetime would I have believed that I would have to worry about the insurrection I am witnessing now.
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (aR6C/)



everything is going to be fine histrionics work in their favor.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (HALdu)

371 CBD, I will be sending a something for you home with bluebell.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (aydHY)

372 After my last colonoscopy, I just figured I'd been rufied. I mean I woke up, cold and alone, with nothing on but a sheet and had lube in my crack

McGyver, (TMI)

Posted by: McGyver at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (l7jcq)

373 I'm obsessed with that Oak Island show. But not as obsessed as the guys spending millions to salvage old, buried wood.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (H5knJ)

374 Not feeling all that fond of deer at the moment.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (RU4sa)

375 Many, many years ago, I was in service to a very small white cat that absolutely hated kids. I had her front paws declawed because she scratched my oldest's face. After that, she would lurk under chairs, leap out, then wrap herself around an innocent kid's ankle, biting and rabbit kicking.

I totally understand why people love cats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (GRbI+)

376 I got so that I could recognize the onset of his berserko mode and arrest the situation. Spray bottle was the only way to shear him off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (eYD0A)

Fluff our chunky Maine Coon. Whoa. She goes from love to "get your fcuking hands off me" in a nano. Made the mistake off picking her up and swinging her onto my shoulder yesterday and she wanted no part of it. You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dMR4T)

377
ITC, the weather forecast is great.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (aydHY)







We had light rain up here in Wax this afternoon, which is why I'm wary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (eXA4G)

378 Why did you jump up and run off?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (GRbI+)

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (RU4sa)

379 362 She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon.
No one ever said that to me before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog__________________


My urologist said I had the prostate of a 16-year-old.
The bad news is, he wants it back.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (8ZmvG)


Be happy he didn't ask you out after admiring your prostate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (jYnPD)

380 360 I bumped her and knocked her down then jumped up and ran off.
Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)

Did SMH drive off & leave your ass there, or did she wait for you to come back after you ran off???

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (tUOCc)

381
Here's video testimony as to when the report will be released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKldA-8m1A
Posted by: Tom Servo

========

I just know this is gonna be good...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (13CQC)

382 I spent 12 years in school. Somebody'd ass is going to pay for that.
Or.
Somebody's ASS is going to pay for that.

Posted by: Doctor Tweezers at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (6IpEX)

383 You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dMR4T)

Hot iron?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (wYseH)

384 ITC, it will be gone after tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (aydHY)

385 Lol.

https://bit.ly/2MKfRkL

Babylon Bee: video of Trump shooting various news outlets in the face may be doctored.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:31 PM (H6+Yp)

386 I will be sending a something for you home with bluebell.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (aydHY)

Cool!


Maybe Bluebell will shoot a nice young pig and she can share a chop or two....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:31 PM (wYseH)

387
SMH and I hit a deer a few months ago.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)







Dood, you're a regular deer magnet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (eXA4G)

388 I bumped her and knocked her down then jumped up and ran off.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)


Why did you jump up and run off, abandoning your car, after hitting a deer? Seems weird.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (Y8PSl)

389 lol bebe!

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (RU4sa)

390 Not feeling all that fond of deer at the moment.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (RU4sa)


Understandable, I have brushed two and daughter had serious damage to her car, they are four legged vermin IMHO. Glad Ex Ex is OK.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

391 I am a 38 year old professional and student who now greatly doubts the future.

Ahh, a lot of hysteria and bullshit. We'll be fine.

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (K22Va)

392 Did SMH drive off & leave your ass there, or did she wait for you to come back after you ran off???
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (tUOCc)

You know that I had to walk the 5 miles home.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (RU4sa)

393 383 You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dMR4T)

Hot iron?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (wYseH)

You left the money on the night stand?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (jYnPD)

394 SMH!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (tUOCc)

395 I'm obsessed with that Oak Island show. But not as obsessed as the guys spending millions to salvage old, buried wood.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (H5knJ)



You know there has to be a guy thing involved with guys watching that show. You know at the beginning of a season that they are not going to find something, or it would have leaked. You also know that everything they do is going to have numerous failures and then show nothing.

However, you have to watch. Kind of similar to watching / helping a neighbor do construction.

Everything they find or do begins with some variation of the question "is this something?" and concludes with the answer, "maybe but the best guess is no."

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (HALdu)

396 Ben Had, looks like your weather will be similar to ours. How many shrimp did you buy, and what means do we have to prepare them? I typically gently poach, or roast quickly in the oven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

397 Ben Had, what are the predicted temps this weekend?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (dUJdY)

398 OK, this is serious. I came home, fed the cats,
bullshitted around, sat on the coach and turned on tv, surfed a bit and
then something....something just felt ...off....



I had forgotten to drink!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM


Your Moron Card. Hand it in now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (rBtIz)

399 so much for the card's ace. boom

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (B+t5k)

400 Y'all are real funneh...

The doe glanced off the truck, fell, got up and shook herself off, then ran into the woods.

Bunch of smartasses...

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:35 PM (RU4sa)

401 393 383 You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dMR4T)

Hot iron?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (wYseH)

You left the money on the night stand?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,


Yep CBD and shut up flounder shes not that kind of pussy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:35 PM (dMR4T)

402 How many Apollo astronauts had colonoscopies?
How many colonoscopies did Chuck Yaeger have?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:36 PM (6IpEX)

403 Wyatt Earp.

No Colonoscopies.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:37 PM (6IpEX)

404 Jane, I bought 30lbs and plan to poach them in butter and lemon slices.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:37 PM (aydHY)

405 Back in 2012, When Obama was on his way to his second term, there was a
radio show host on my local FM Talk by the name of Jay Severin. He
stated with great resolve that he did not believe this country could
survive after two terms of Obama. At first I chuckled, completely
ignorant of his ominous proclamation... Never in my lifetime would I
have believed that I would have to worry about the insurrection I am
witnessing now.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM


I miss his show. "Bob, from the quaint New England village of Car..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 09:37 PM (rBtIz)

406 What did hannity say about the IG report? I didn't have the heart to turn it on... I know the TV would not survive the night.

Posted by: Pliney at October 14, 2019 09:37 PM (nzKWW)

407 Chuck Yeager made a sonic boom on this date in 1947.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:38 PM (8AONa)

408 Chuck Yeager made a sonic boom on this date in 1947.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:38 PM


After the colonoscopy?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 09:38 PM (rBtIz)

409 Returning from my HS reunion in upstate SC, there were dozens of dead deer along the interstates. It is rutting season after all.

And now we have an invasion of coyotes on our little island. May help to cull the deer herds we pay hunters to kill every year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

410 5-0

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (Yeuu4)

411 402 How many Apollo astronauts had colonoscopies?
How many colonoscopies did Chuck Yaeger have?
Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:36 PM (6IpEX)

Q1: Probably all of them.
Q2: None. He was more BA than most of the Apollo crew.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (RU4sa)

412 Jewells mid 70's during the day and cooler in the evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (aydHY)

413 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, assuming there is a next year, and an oyster problem still persists, let me know, I think I have some contacts in the Chesapeake Bay area that could help. I didn't hear of this until far too late to try them out.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (BiNEL)

414 bluebell, how much or little fun do you think Bryce Harper is having counting his money lately? 
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (AMIL/) 
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I'm SO glad they're doing this without him. 

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (R6qpB)

********

Can't be stressed enough. Bryce Harper is not worth the 330 million he got. He is an average player at best who'll hit a bomb every 5th game or so.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (flINI)

415 After the colonoscopy?

DURING!

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (K22Va)

416 How many colonoscopies did Chuck Yaeger have?



Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:36 PM (6IpEX)

He's on twitter. Ask him.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:40 PM (Yeuu4)

417 General George C. Patton never had colonoscopy!

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 09:40 PM (wc+Nc)

418 Thanks Ben! Just want to pack accordingly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (dUJdY)

419 After the colonoscopy?

It was magnificent.

Posted by: Chuck's Gastroenterologist at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (EgshT)

420 He's on twitter. Ask him.


Posted by: Vendette


I refuse to go to the doctor or Tweet.

Can someone please ask Chuck about his colonoscopies?

Tell him it's me asking.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (6IpEX)

421 Chuck Yeager had brass balls. Big clanky balls.

Scientists had no idea what would happen if you travelled faster than sound. Maybe you liquify. Maybe you hit a brick wall in midair. Maybe your jet malfunctions. Maybe you black out.

Yeager was like. Ok. I'll do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (H6+Yp)

422
6-0.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (7rVsF)

423 410 5-0
Posted by: Vendette

Your*re killing me Smalls!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (6i3T8)

424 6-0

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (Yeuu4)

425 You know that I had to walk the 5 miles home.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (RU4sa)


Uphill and against the wind, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (BiNEL)

426 Jane, the shrimp will be in addition to the cabrito and brisket.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (aydHY)

427 General George C. Patton never had colonoscopy!

Hell naw.

Neither did Daniel Boone!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (6IpEX)

428 Ben Had, that's perfect. If we had time and means, I'd make Tuscan shrimp for the crowd. I'll talk with you before we leave Friday morning. Getting a CT on ankle and doc visit on Wednesday. With enough Tito's I'll be more mobile than I should be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

429 Cannot wait to meet new peeps and see old peeps at the TxMoMe! And shooting!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (Bz54R)

430 And now we have an invasion of coyotes on our little island. May help to cull the deer herds we pay hunters to kill every year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

Which island? I know that Jekyll and St Simon's are covered up with deer and 'coons.

Knew a guy that was hired to hunt coons on St Simon's with a pellet gun.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (RU4sa)

431 I didn't want Bryce Harper. Phils' management is shepherding the team back to its natural state of perennial suckage.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (wc+Nc)

432 ace doesn't have to do colonoscopies because he doesn't have any food in there.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (6IpEX)

433 422
6-0.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (7rVsF)

423 410 5-0
Posted by: Vendette


Really? Really?!!

Well, only consolation is they are doing it without Bryce Harper.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (6i3T8)

434 In fact, accuweather is showing a temperature up into the 80's on Saturday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (V2Yro)

435 see old peeps at the TxMoMe! And shooting!
Posted by: SnailRacer
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Who are you calling old??? And why do you want to shoot us???

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (UUBmN)

436 Is there going to be live blogging of the Great TxMoMe?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (KA5Fy)

437 lions over packers 13-10 at halftime

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (VeVfa)

438 Chuck Yeager was a career officer. After some swell assignments, he had some other ones. All part of climbing the old ladder, all in a day's work.

He was military attache to Pakistan for a term. His wife "Glamorous Glennis" was over there with him, living what was in those days a pretty exotic life. And she got involved in local issues, being a regular American woman and, after all, an Air Force wife.

She found out they weren't making any "family planning" progress with the native people. And, somehow, she got hold the information on why the Pakis did not want to use "birth control" in the only form it existed back then. She wrote a few letters, made a few suggestions.


Variously colored condoms were the invention of Mrs Yeager.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (8ZmvG)

439 Jane, we have a gator to take you anywhere you want to go on the ranch and I am a master at IV drips!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:45 PM (aydHY)

440 With enough Tito's I'll be more mobile than I should be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)


The sedan chair will be a nice touch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:45 PM (BiNEL)

441 360
Glad there was such a good outcome for everyone involved. Say hi to SMH for me.

Posted by: Farmer at October 14, 2019 09:45 PM (nkDL2)

442 [Insert lyrics to "Cat Scratch Fever" here]

Posted by: Sharkman at October 14, 2019 09:45 PM (rhowD)

443 432 ace doesn't have to do colonoscopies because he doesn't have any food in there.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (6IpEX)

Nazis store paintings in there, it's so dry.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:46 PM (jYnPD)

444
What did hannity say about the IG report? I didn't have the heart to turn it on... I know the TV would not survive the night.
Posted by: Pliney

=======

Don't know. I just turned him on and he must have finished about the IG report.


Never fear, Tu-Ca is here! (almost)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:46 PM (13CQC)

445 Cheribebe, probably not as everyone will be live blogging face to face.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (aydHY)

446 Hey Farmer!

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (RU4sa)

447 babylon bee ... oh man. LOLz

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (ykYG2)

448 lin-duh - hehe. You will be there Saturday, right? It will be good to see you again. Hope we will not have to rescue any baby kittens!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (Bz54R)

449 Ben, the rest of us will be lonesome!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (KA5Fy)

450 So tonight's drinking game invloves the IG report?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

451 Plus, signal strength ain't all that great.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (RU4sa)

452 436 Is there going to be live blogging of the Great TxMoMe?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (KA5Fy)


Check the police blotter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (GRbI+)

453 My new hash is frighteningly close to Covfefe

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (VeVfa)

454 I will be there Saturday.

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (UUBmN)

455 Jane, we have a gator to take you anywhere you want to go on the ranch

======

This would be the thrill ride for those bored by bull riding?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (8AONa)

456 Chuck Yeager had brass balls. Big clanky balls.

Scientists had no idea what would happen if you travelled faster than sound. Maybe you liquify. Maybe you hit a brick wall in midair. Maybe your jet malfunctions. Maybe you black out.

Yeager was like. Ok. I'll do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Had?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he's still alive and kicking.

Has a twitter account and e'rryting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (1Vobx)

457 Can't be stressed enough. Bryce Harper is not worth
the 330 million he got. He is an average player at best who'll hit a
bomb every 5th game or so.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (flINI)

I remember last year that as the season went on, Nats fans went from "Don't leave us, Bryce!" to, "Yeah, go ahead." But the fact he ended up in Philly went over like a lead balloon. Every visit this season he was booed, and by the end of the season he was pretty upset about it.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (Yeuu4)

458 O'Keefe's whistleblower on Hannity!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (ptqGC)

459 How come Strasburg threw BP to Dodgers, and bunted like Stephen Hawking, while now he's lights out and bunts like he's played this game before?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (GRbI+)

460 I first discovered Jay Severin just before our invasion of Iraq..
Aside from a friend of mine who introduced me to politics (thanks ASSHOLE!) Severin was the sole sane voice on my radio. 4 channels of NPR superficial pearl clutching and then one day.... LOGIC

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (aR6C/)

461 Check the police blotter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (GRbI+)

What's the gofundme TXMoMee bail fund up to now?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

462 421 Chuck Yeager had brass balls. Big clanky balls.

Scientists had no idea what would happen if you travelled faster than sound. Maybe you liquify. Maybe you hit a brick wall in midair. Maybe your jet malfunctions. Maybe you black out.

Yeager was like. Ok. I'll do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (H6+Yp)


Yeah, and they didn't send a chimpanzee thru the sound barrier before him to see if it could survive. No wonder Yeager is not in total awe of astronauts.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (AMIL/)

463 I hit a deer with a Geo Metro. It slightly dented my good and kept running.

A week later, I ran over a dog with that same Geo Metro. Both axles. Thump thump. I felt so bad. The dog's owners were a Mexican family. I went to their house to apologize. Holding their injured doggy. They didn't even care. I went back a week later to see how the pup was, and he was fine. Mexicans don't give a flying F about their pets. And a Geo is not a threat.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (upfer)

464 Had?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he's still alive and kicking.

Has a twitter account and e'rryting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (1Vobx)


He might still have brass balls. A little tarnished though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (H6+Yp)

465 Whistle blower is a former Bernie Bro and voted for Gary Johnson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

466 Dented my hood. I hate my Kindle so much.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 14, 2019 09:51 PM (upfer)

467 Yeager was like. Ok. I'll do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yes, Yeager was always "welp, someone's gotta do it."

There is a quote in the "Right Stuff" - where some jet pilot har har's about the fact that some monkey went up to space before the Gemini Program astronauts and Yeager says "Yeah, well, the monkey didn't know he was sitting under a million pound jet fueled rocket"...this was Yeager in an essence - he knew what bravery was about.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 09:51 PM (32YRo)

468 What's the gofundme TXMoMee bail fund up to now?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

12 sticks of TNT.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:52 PM (jYnPD)

469 Cards have been shutout for 29 innings if not for the miss play on the pinch hit by Martinez. ha!

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:52 PM (B+t5k)

470 Plus, signal strength ain't all that great.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (RU4sa)


There is something about wide open spaces that is very appealing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:52 PM (BiNEL)

471 With enough Tito's I'll be more mobile than I should be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)


I copied that, Ben Had. Will increase the purchase.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:52 PM (AMIL/)

472
Knew a guy that was hired to hunt coons on St Simon's with a pellet gun.
Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (RU4sa)






Need to get him one of these.

Full auto BB guns, just came in to Classic Firearms.

https://tinyurl.com/y3zy2w85

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (eXA4G)

473 Every visit this season he was booed, and by the end of the season he was pretty upset about it.
Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (Yeuu4)
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There's no crying in baseball.

Ok, except for the Cards fans sitting near us.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (R6qpB)

474 This IG report is turning into a massive cover up by the IC. I think they want as much damage to be done to Trump before its release. I expect it to be heavily redacted if it's ever released.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (wiXsO)

475
The Nats with Dusty Baker, Jayson Werth and Bryce Harper may not have gone to the WS, but won the All-Ugly Team.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (7rVsF)

476 Bryce Harper is not worth the 330 million he got. He is an average player at best who'll hit a bomb every 5th game or so.

Assuming four ABs per game, that would imply he hits a bomb every 20th AB, which in turn implies he would hit 30+ bombs per season.

There are no flies on that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (GRbI+)

477 I hope there are plenty of weapons to go around. My men don't even want to deal with TSA regs traveling with any guns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

478 I probably won't contribute to the TxMoMe bail out fund, but I will point and laugh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:54 PM (H6+Yp)

479 7-0

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:55 PM (Yeuu4)

480 *high-fives bluebell*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:55 PM (ptqGC)

481 O'Keefe's whistleblower on Hannity!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM
**************
O'Keefe set up a GoFundMe page for him.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (wiXsO)

482 bluebell used to cut people for dissing the Red Sox, now she's shanking people for dissing the Nats ? Bloods or Crips ..can't be both.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (B+t5k)

483 Sorry I'm going to miss the TXmome. Too much funeral traveling this year. Y'all have a great time.

Posted by: Infidel at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (OM4Ma)

484 https://tinyurl.com/y3zy2w85
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
----
Sure, you can get me one for my birfday...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (UUBmN)

485 former Bernie Bro and voted for Gary Johnson.

Anti-Hillary, anti-corporatist; not sold on Trump as of Nov 2016.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:57 PM (ykYG2)

486 This IG report is turning into a massive cover up by the IC. I think they want as much damage to be done to Trump before its release. I expect it to be heavily redacted if it's ever released.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (wiXsO


They (Deep State Establishment et al) are ignoring the fact that Trump would declassify EVERYTHING that wasn't real NatSec info and they're playing the long game instead!

There's money to be made in betting that the Dems will eventually be back in control before any "player" goes to jail!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:57 PM (BiNEL)

487 SMH, I kept the coloring book from last year. Want about raffling it off again this year?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:57 PM (aydHY)

488 Bluebell, will you be at the MoMe? I have an idea for you for a special shank.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

489 Shildt: nobody can (bleep) with us EVER

Nationals: hold our beer

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:58 PM (B+t5k)

490 The IG Report summary just came out:

"Everything was a giant misunderstanding!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

491 bluebell used to cut people for dissing the Red Sox, now she's shanking people for dissing the Nats ? Bloods or Crips ..can't be both.
Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (B+t5k)
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I have an AL team and an NL team. Sue me.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:59 PM (R6qpB)

492 I will Jane, but I'm flying with a carryon so no shivs!

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:59 PM (R6qpB)

493 The problem with flying to a MoMe is being limited in what you can bring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 10:00 PM (ptqGC)

494 There's no crying in baseball.

Ok, except for the Cards fans sitting near us.
Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (R6qpB)


*****

Well. Unless you're a Mariners fan.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 10:00 PM (axyOa)

495 Let go NATS NATS NATS ... wooooo

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 14, 2019 10:00 PM (FEQY4)

496 I have an AL team and an NL team. Sue me.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:59 PM (R6qpB)


So, bi-league-wal.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (Y8PSl)

497 That would be awesome, BH!

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (RU4sa)

498 hey, I'm rooting for the Cardinals. It would be anticlimactic for muh Stros to be playing anyone else for the World Series.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (ykYG2)

499 Bluebell. Dang. It.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (ptqGC)

500 Gref, Thank You is not enough.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (aydHY)

501
Never fear, Tu-Ca is here! (almost)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

========

Oh bleah, it's Laura.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (13CQC)

502 The IG Report summary just came out:

"Everything was a giant misunderstanding!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)


With the footnote:

The proposed intensive remedial training (with an emphasis on candor) will prevent excesses like this from ever occurring again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (BiNEL)

503
The video is funny. I can relate. Teasing a cat is no joke for a goodhearted person who doesn't actually want to hurt a cat. When the cat strikes back, it can really suck. You don't want to fight back, because you could kill it in a single blow, but it's aggressive nature and claws and teeth mean it HURTS to stand down.

I'm laughing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (XycDL)

504
We really need to raffle off a fruitcake from Collin St.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 10:02 PM (eXA4G)

505 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18. Classifications being made. Likely end of month.
Posted by: SMOD

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Just making time for the FBI raids.

Posted by: MAGA at October 14, 2019 10:02 PM (I5LRE)

506 493 The problem with flying to a MoMe is being limited in what you can bring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Could some items be shipped?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (KA5Fy)

507 I have an AL team and an NL team. Sue me.
Posted by: bluebell


****


Dang. Looks who's bringing the smack!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (axyOa)

508
There's money to be made in betting that the Dems will eventually be back in control before any "player" goes to jail!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

========

Yup. I say we're running out of time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (13CQC)

509 IllTemperedCur

You pay to not get it?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

510 I believe it was NatGeo that did a film years ago about house cats called "Little Tigers in the House." Very informative.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (ptqGC)

511 SMH, D'oh Boy is coming to the MoMe also.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (aydHY)

512 From what I hear, everyone on the Nat is a T1000

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

513 Packers and Lions tied at 13 in the 3rd.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 14, 2019 10:04 PM (sGotD)

514 I have an AL team and an NL team. Sue me.

Posted by: bluebell

It is allowed.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 10:04 PM (32YRo)

515
IllTemperedCur

You pay to not get it?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (u82oZ)







Actually, whoever gets the fruitcake needs to bring it to next year's MoMee and we'll raffle it off again.

Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (eXA4G)

516 #2weeks

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (SxBH1)

517 I'm off to bed all. Didn't sleep at all last night and need to catch up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (ptqGC)

518 NaCly, damn straight.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (aydHY)

519
I had a wonderful cat named Chato who was taken (quickly) by a mysterious brain disease. He was a yuuuuge, glorious Norwegian forest cat who sired many fantastic kittens. But when he got sick he became senseless and randomly aggressive.

When he would attack me it was HORRIBLE. I never had the heart to hurt him, and would just let him do his savage business. He bit me deeply a few times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (XycDL)

520 NBA brass - think that China mess blew over

LeBron - hold my beer

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (4UlPP)

521 So I've heard, BH.

Looking forward to meeting him and many others.

We'll be hitting the road Thursday morning.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (RU4sa)

522 Niters, Jane.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (RU4sa)

523 LeBrawndo

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 10:07 PM (SxBH1)

524 511 Ben Had

Excellent. Lots of great people will be there. Jane D'Oh and Boy D'Oh as well!

Looking forward to overcoming my shyness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (u82oZ)

525 NooDD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)

526 Looking forward to overcoming my shyness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (u82oZ)


Dude, we can stand in the corner and look at our shoes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)

527 Nat Geo "Little Tigers" < Mayhem Guy "I'm Your Cat."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 14, 2019 10:14 PM (8ZmvG)

528 cards wearing rally caps now.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 10:18 PM (B+t5k)

529 one would have to care to retain a lawyer

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 10:19 PM (B+t5k)

530
We know that Hunter got all that sweet Ukraine and Chinese money, because one of his partners were in a court action and the records of Hunter's money were part of that court case.

So there is no question that Hunter was paid payoff money.

Yet the Left press still denies the facts of the court case.

And that is where we are today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 10:58 PM (sy5kK)

531
I remember last year that as the season went on, Nats fans went from "Don't leave us, Bryce!" to, "Yeah, go ahead." But the fact he ended up in Philly went over like a lead balloon. Every visit this season he was booed, and by the end of the season he was pretty upset about it.
Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (Yeuu4)

This sounds a lot like Alex Rodriguez when he took the huge $252 million contract from the Texas Rangers, and stiffing the Mariners. They originally drafted him, and the M's still had Ken Griffey Jr in his prime.

He said he only wanted a short term contract, so the Mariners offered a 3 year, $75 million contract as a starting offer.

He immediately said he was "dissed", and signed the then-unknown Texas mega offer.

Texas and Seattle are in the same division, we saw them about 10 times in Seattle each year. The fans tossed so many fake dollar bills from the stands, they had to stop the game and clean them up. The next game, they made an announcement that you would get thrown out if you threw any more fake money.

Dollars were still floating down for much of the season.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

532 AFRICAN MIGRANTS GET FREE FLIGHTS TO UNITED STATES

LEARN HOW IS HAPPENS EVERY DAY HERE IN AMERICA

READ AND SHARE

SO IMPORTANT TO YOUR LIFE AND SAFETY

http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/free-flights-for-congo-african-migrants/

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 15, 2019 02:21 AM (quE/K)

533 AFRICAN MIGRANTS GET FREE FLIGHTS

TO UNITED STATES

YOUR LOCAL AIRPORT HAS THOUSANDS OF

CONGO MIGRANTS FROM AFRICA ARRIVING EACH MONTH


http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/free-flights-for-congo-african-migrants/

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 15, 2019 02:22 AM (quE/K)

534 @505
Here we go, same bullshit, different IG report.

So now it's effectively being released in November.

So that pretty much cements the fact that there can be no trials of the coup plotters until after the 2020 election.

That is if anyone actually gets indicted, and looking at what has transpired for the last 3 years, nobody is going to be indicted.

This is all absurdly ridiculous.

And now I blame Trump for this situation, I understand he' in a tough spot but he's been getting incredibly bad advice.

And this is no longer simply about him and his survival it's about the constitutional order, fairness and equity in justice and not living in a country where one party and Deep State operatives can use the LE and IC tools against conservative political candidates or outsiders to destroy them and advance the agenda of the Deep State and the globalists that run the world.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 07:21 AM (gaSfV)

University of Washington Professor: Spongebob Squarepants Is a "Racist" "Colonizing" "Whitewashing" the Atomic-Bomb Oppression of The Bikini Atoll

There is a silly fan theory -- not part of the actual show-- that Spongebob Squarepants is from the Bikini Atoll, which was the site of many atomic and hydrogen bomb tests in the fifties and sixties. The theory suggests that this explains the strange creatures on the show -- mutants from decades of radiation.

It's all silly.

But a University of Washington professor decides an internet fan theory/joke is real, and that the show is therefore about the White Colonization of the Marshall Islands via nuclear testing.


“Billions of people around the globe are well-acquainted with SpongeBob Squarepants and the antics of the title character and his friends on Bikini Bottom. By the same token, there is an absence of public discourse about the whitewashing of violent American military activities through SpongeBob’s occupation and reclaiming of the bottom of Bikini Atoll's lagoon. SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends play a role in normalizing the settler colonial takings of Indigenous lands while erasing the ancestral Bikinian people from their nonfictional homeland,” reads the abstract for Barker’s piece.

Barker’s abstract asserts that SpongeBob has colonized Bikini Bottom -- the underwater home to the lovable characters -- and claims the cartoon is "whitewashing" the "violent American military activities" against natives on Pacific islands, specifically the Bikini Atoll in the Marshall Islands, used by the U.S. military for nuclear testing:


This article exposes the complicity of popular culture in maintaining American military hegemonies in Oceania while amplifying the enduring indigeneity (Kauanui 2016) of the Marshallese people, who maintain deeply spiritual and historical connections to land -- even land they cannot occupy due to residual radiation contamination from US nuclear weapons testing -- through a range of cultural practices, including language, song, and weaving. This article also considers the gendered violence of nuclear colonialism and the resilience of Marshallese women.

This ignorant, drug-addled Cluster B twat then turns to "the gendered violence of nuclear colonialism."

Via Tim Pool.

Tim Pool rebuts that the starfishes, sponges, and animals that make up the Spongebob Squarepants cast were "indigenous" to the Marshall Islands long before the Marshall people -- the racist, speciesist colonizers -- colonized the indigenous sponge-lands.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:23 PM




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Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (hI/80)

2 Yay!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (hI/80)

3 Whooo

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (hI/80)

4 I only saw Spongebob for the first time a couple years ago, it was on the TV at a pizza joint. I finally understood why some adult people I know loved the cartoon.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (kD8Fh)

5 If Nautical nonsense is something you wish?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (xInes)

6 He hits all of the appropriate topics for his dissertation while proving that the entire academic game is out of ideas.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (hI/80)

7 waiting for...SPONGE!

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (kD8Fh)

8 Who oppresses non-white people who yearn to be free?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (jYnPD)

9 What???

Posted by: lin-duh at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (UUBmN)

10 Top ten!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (Js8Dx)

11 Some years ago watched a bit of Spongebob, only new cartoon Ithoughtg was funny.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)

12 Drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

13 I do hope Spongebob doesn't get #Cancelled!

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:26 PM (kD8Fh)

14 I wonder if anyone has done
Emotional Food: Sexual Repression, Illicit Yearnings, and Snax in Scooby-Doo

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:26 PM (hI/80)

15 7
waiting for...SPONGE!

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (kD8Fh


Sponge Privilege!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:26 PM (hI/80)

16 And here I thought the only controversy was whether Spongebob is teh ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

17 Dear Left:
These are those 'intellectuals' you're so proud of.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

18 I did call the underboobs.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:27 PM (kD8Fh)

19 If anyone wants an introduction to SpongeBob, S1:E1, is a good intro.


I, too, was a naysayer. I am a convert.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:27 PM (jYnPD)

20 Is this UW in Seattle?

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:27 PM (a0IVu)

21 The older Sponge Bob cartoons were pretty good. They just pump them out now. Still watchable I guess. Barely.

Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (QCc6B)

22 Sorry, we reached peak academic stupidity a while ago. There's a still a lot of it out there, but we're on the other side of the crest.

A good thread for me to take a break.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (cfSRQ)

23 Sponges are also good at cleaning up blood.

Posted by: Galil at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (Pzzpr)

24 Glenn Reynolds has a good op ed in USA Today today on point. Shorter version: we're batshit crazy, give us more money. Taxpayers: uh, no.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (87EdW)

25 The U of Wash has great medical, marine/oceanography, and business schools, and more.


But the totalitarian Left has long ago taken over all general humanities studies.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (sy5kK)

26 His word salad is rather ridiculous. Can't believe this imbecile is gainfully employed and probably tenured.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (a0IVu)

27 The funny part is they completely miss the 'bikini bottom' joke.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

28 7 waiting for...SPONGE!
Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (kD8Fh)

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Is that anything like Waiting for Godot?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (CAJOC)

29 It sure does seem like academics do nothing but forage around for pop culture icons to deconstruct and shame. What a bunch of miserable, umm...humans.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (kD8Fh)

30 The nuclear fallout from the atomic bomb tests in the 40's and 50's explains why Spongebob and his crew have no genitals.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (Z+IKu)

31 I hate spongebob. Now you know.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (myjNJ)

32 Abhorrent and deplorable garbage is he.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (jYnPD)

33 This is a good example of how our instant information environment is adversely affecting our culture. Some dumbass does a thesis on some dumbassory and it gets publisized and outrage ensues. Your bettors have decided to keep you permenantly worked up about dumbassory.

Posted by: Last at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (BdIMF)

34 I wonder how long this dumbass thought about this. On his way home in traffic. In the line getting coffee. Waiting for his appetizers. Consuming him.

And then he hit send.

Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (3KNlT)

35 This guy sits around watching Sponge Bob and writing a learned thesis about it?

How much money does this shitbag make for that?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (gAXBD)

36 It sure does seem like academics do nothing but forage around for pop culture icons to deconstruct and shame. What a bunch of miserable, umm...humans.
Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (kD8Fh)

"What others build, I can destroy". At least I don't have to pay for the other vandals in society.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (FTPn0)

37 20 Is this UW in Seattle?
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:27 PM (a0IVu)\


yes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, Husky alum and embarrassed by this fool at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (sy5kK)

38 Next target: Dora the Explorer. We all know Dora is short for Conquistadora. Colonization and oppression in one fun package!

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (eSYwE)

39 According to wiki, (yeah, I know) Spongebob has generated over $13 Billion in merchandising revenue for Nickelodeon over the years.

Holy cow!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 07:31 PM (Y4EXg)

40 SMOD stat!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2019 07:31 PM (dCfWj)

41 Is this real is it another researcher running an experiment on the humanities journals? There is really no way to know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 07:31 PM (X6mKj)

42 I wonder if Elaine would find the author spongeworthy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:31 PM (87EdW)

43 35 This guy sits around watching Sponge Bob and writing a learned thesis about it?

How much money does this shitbag make for that?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (gAXBD)

--------------------------------

Learned?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:31 PM (CAJOC)

44
so, is Tim Pool a thing now?

I've listened to a couple of his podcasts & he hasn't pissed me off yet

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2019 07:32 PM (KCxzN)

45 Well bless her little fucking heart.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 14, 2019 07:32 PM (0OmEj)

46 >>> Your bettors have decided to keep you permenantly worked up about dumbassory.

They need to try harder, if that is the case. This is just eyeroll
level nonsense, not blood pressure raising.

Posted by: fluffy at October 14, 2019 07:32 PM (dCRRg)

47 You Yumans have way too much free time.

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (dCfWj)

48 44


so, is Tim Pool a thing now?



I've listened to a couple of his podcasts he hasn't pissed me off yet

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2019 07:32 PM (KCxzN)

He's a non-crazy lefty. Meh. But yeah, I guess that is a thing after 2016.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (jYnPD)

49 Spongebob RULES MFers!

I get shit from daughters. I say Sponge Bob makes libs cry because: he works his ass off; gets to work on time and worries about doing a good job; is polite and kind; doesnt hurt anyone. Etc Etc.

Dont fuck with SpongeBob. This is my hot button! If Warren says she loves SpongeBob, she's got my vote (not really...I'm just spooled up that SpongeBob has been dissed).

Posted by: Dingbat at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (CCi0x)

50 The Babylon Bee should sue this guy for stealing their act.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (EYsyU)

51 I say her because I presume Xe is a woman.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (0OmEj)

52 ace,
take the rest of the day off,
have a meatball sub,
skip the sub if you want.

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2019 07:34 PM (FhXTo)

53 Do they have singing telegrams these days?

Do they have any other services?

Someone should definitely send the author of the Sponge Bob paper a surprise anal gram.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:34 PM (HALdu)

54 "the gendered violence of nuclear colonialism."

What word salad Marxist nonsense. I really believe your average college professor knows less than your average fry cook at Five Guys, and only the latter has a useful skill set.

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 14, 2019 07:34 PM (tRd71)

55 39 According to wiki, (yeah, I know) Spongebob has generated over $13 Billion in merchandising revenue for Nickelodeon over the years.

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Sesame Street at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (gAXBD)

56 You truly do not grok Spongebob until seen in the original Klingon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (dCfWj)

57 *SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends play a role in normalizing the settler colonial takings of Indigenous lands while erasing the ancestral Bikinian people from their nonfictional homeland, reads the abstract for Barkers piece.*

Shorter version:
He went to a beach.
People in Bikinis saw him.
He got rejected.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (cSU3r)

58 You can't colonize a place you nuked. Not for a really long time anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

59 I think when they hand out doctoral degrees they must also give these guys mind altering drugs and Alinsky's rules for Radicals


These people are literally bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (SBy0+)

60 Your bettors have decided to keep you permenantly worked up about dumbassory.





rule number 1 of being a good bookie, don't let your bettors get to you.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (HALdu)

61 The General Dynamics contractor that stayed beside me in Iraq in 04, his whole room, bed, curtains, pj's, everything. Was Spongebob.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (xInes)

62 When I was in college I wrote a parody paper on the socio economic implications of Green Eggs and Ham.

Seemed funny at the time.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (6/uwW)

63 OTOH fifteen minutes of SpongeBob relieves most emotional turmoil.

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (FhXTo)

64 This is what happens when you legalize marijuana.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (SDLkS)

65


We're never going to hit peak stupid are we? They are just going to keep getting more and more out there with no end in sight

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (dduq0)

66 the gendered violence of nuclear colonialism

It. makes far more sense to burn the place to the ground rather than try to grok the nonsense spewing out of its ass end.

Posted by: Eddie Brock at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (Bf3hj)

67 Next target: Dora the Explorer. We all know Dora is short for Conquistadora. Colonization and oppression in one fun package!
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (eSYwE)


Hmmm. You have a good point. I could write a paper on that.

Posted by: a humanities professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (SJiiM)

68 Spongebob Squarepants is surprisingly easy to fap to.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

69
Alternate poat title:

Quick, Let's Keep Taking These People Seriously!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (ZnLVl)

70 62 When I was in college I wrote a parody paper on the socio economic implications of Green Eggs and Ham.

Seemed funny at the time.
Posted by: Regular joe at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (6/uwW)

---------------------------

Dust it off. Maybe you can get tenure... or at least a grant...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (CAJOC)

71
They actually don't get that this is why Trump won. It's amazing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (K28Rw)

72 SpongeBob was never my favorite, but I did get a kick out of it when I saw it on the Teevee. Just never sought it out.

Looney tunes will always be The Pinnacle. Hell, my grandpa loved Bugs Bunny. And he had a color TV (at home we had B&W). So visiting him was always a treat. We would eat breakfast food (which is what he called cereal) and watch cartoons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (xPJvm)

73 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (arJlL)

74 He was using my Academi-Jargoninator! Perfect for making nonsense into a dissertation!

Posted by: Heinz Doofenschmirz at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (hI/80)

75 You can't colonize a place you nuked. Not for a really long time anyway.

Could transform it right away into a penal colony though.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (lD3vL)

76 Yeah. . . well. . .

"Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-dootity doo. . . "

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (gAXBD)

77 Helloooooooo nurse!

64 This is what happens when you legalize marijuana.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (SDLkS)

Eh, this kind of bullshit was passing for serious scholarship long before they made weed legal.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (NWiLs)

78 Did somebody say bikini?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

79 having read the question thread it is now clear that madamemayhem (uppity wench) is not merely a screen name.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (HALdu)

80 I say Sponge Bob makes libs cry because: he works
his ass off; gets to work on time and worries about doing a good job; is
polite and kind; doesnt hurt anyone. Etc Etc.





Posted by: Dingbat at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (CCi0x)

That and Squidward is the leftist killjoy, with delusions of grandeur, stuck in a dead-end job working for greedy capitalist, Mr. Krabs. It is mirror into their own self-loathing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:39 PM (jYnPD)

81 Animation used to try at least to be cute or visually appealing until Ren and Stimpy came along and was deliberately as ugly and nasty looking as possible. And every animation studio since then has piled on except in anime.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

82 Only people with tenure in a soft field could be so dumb

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:39 PM (8u2cS)

83 You can't colonize a place you nuked. Not for a really long time anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac

You can, but I wouldn't open a hair salon.

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 07:39 PM (arJlL)

84 According to wiki, (yeah, I know) Spongebob has
generated over $13 Billion in merchandising revenue for Nickelodeon over
the years.



Bitch, please.

Posted by: Sesame Street
Pfffft.




Posted by: El Raton mas maximo at October 14, 2019 07:39 PM (T6t7i)

85 Holly Barker, the author, will, hopefully, never have children, who could explain the intricacies of humor to her.

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

86 "This is what happens when you legalize marijuana."

Well, no. This is what happens when you abandon our education system to The Left.

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (BvNzB)

87 I think it's hilarious that when leftists don't like something a Republican POTUS did, they attack that specific POTUS.

EG: That damn Reagan and the Iran-Contra scandal!

But if a Democrat POTUS does something the left doesn't like, they attack America.

EG: That damn America dropped nukes on Japan!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (9t0Zz)

88
They should remake POPEYE but with black people! And make Popeye a girl!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (+cEPp)

89 Blame also rests well with Aeon Flux

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (dCfWj)

90 I saw Atomic-Bomb Oppression of The Bikini Atoll open for The Smashing Pumpkins at the Firebird back in 2007...

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)

91 Hi Insom!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (SDLkS)

92 "the gendered violence of nuclear colonialism."

What word salad Marxist nonsense.


It really does sound like the work of those guys who managed to trick a bunch of journals with bullshit articles.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (Ry8mf)

93 "the gendered violence of nuclear colonialism."
........

We nuke everybody. Even the trannies aren't safe.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

94 Truth is, Spongebob slept with Mrs. Puff to pass his driver's ed course.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (gAXBD)

95 They should remake POPEYE but with black people! And make Popeye a girl!

Cornpopeye !

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (arJlL)

96 I like Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (3KNlT)

97 U of W: Not SpongeBob-worthy.

Posted by: Elaine at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (Vy7tf)

98 Has anyone informed the good professor that Spongebob Squarepants is gayer than a handbag full of rainbows?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (COzlW)

99 If only I had known, back in the day, how easy it was to get a PhD in the field of pure crap and then score a sweet teaching gig (where you obviously do not have to give a damn about what your students learn or what their future job prospects will be like)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (BiNEL)

100 I'm wondering how old this guy is,can't be more than 30 otherwise 60s and 70s cartoons would have made him a homicidal maniac.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (ZCEU2)

101 Spongebob will now want to be known as spongebetty .
That should cover any further attacks.

Posted by: Eddie Brock at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (Bf3hj)

102



I blame the Flintstones for all of the white, cis-gendered, patriarchy. Fred and Barney started all of that back in the stone age and we are still living with all of their oppression today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:42 PM (dduq0)

103
I quipped the other day how unsettling it is to have today's younger generations with zero exposure to Looney Tunes like us. It's just not right.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:42 PM (c9TiS)

104 *looks around nervously*

There was no pounce. Now I just know I'm gonna get blindsided.

*starts to sweat*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

105 Is this a new thing on campus now , nukkelar colonialism ???

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

106 I have never watched Squarebob Spongepants. Or the Simpsons.

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (UUkQp)

107
MeTV just started airing The Flintstones at 6pm.
They promoted the shit out of it for 3 months.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (c9TiS)

108 This is why STEM profs hold basically ones in all the fields in contempt, and especially ones like this stupid broad.

The surprising thing is that she didn't go off on the "Bikini Bottom" aspect as hopelessly sexist.

Maybe she'll come up with that one later.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (GRbI+)

109 So, let me see if I have this right.

College professors are telling us about children's cartoons.

And children are telling us about global warming.

Okay.

Got it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (gAXBD)

110 100
I'm wondering how old this guy is,can't be more than 30 otherwise 60s and 70s cartoons would have made him a homicidal maniac.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (ZCEU2)

Chick. Humorless scold chick. Not too bright either or much to look at either. Her cats are eternally damned.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (jYnPD)

111 I quipped the other day how unsettling it is
to have today's younger generations with zero exposure to Looney Tunes
like us. It's just not right.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:42 PM (c9TiS)



The stuff that my niece and nephews watch are absolute mind rotting, soft headed garbage. None of the good old ultra-violence and just fun in old cartoons.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (dduq0)

112 *looks around nervously*

There was no pounce. Now I just know I'm gonna get blindsided.

*starts to sweat*
Posted by: Insomniac

Now you know how Mannix felt before he got knocked unconscious.

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (arJlL)

113 In Norway he's Spongebob Squarehead.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

114 My plan is coming together! Mooooohahahahahaha!

Posted by: Plankton Antifa at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (Vy7tf)

115 68 Spongebob Squarepants is surprisingly easy to fap to.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

---

*side eye*

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (RU4sa)

116 Christ on a Ritz! This is what happens when a weed fiend overindulges on legal marijuana.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (kLDv+)

117 104
*looks around nervously*



There was no pounce. Now I just know I'm gonna get blindsided.



*starts to sweat*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

*POUNCE!*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (hI/80)

118 Ya know, there are a couple of very different meanings to the title of "professor."

Me thinks that they're hiring the wrong type for our esteemed places of higher learning.

"A person who affirms a faith in or allegiance to something."

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 14, 2019 07:45 PM (dH/BH)

119 somebody send him some clips of ol skool Jonny Quest.....

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 07:45 PM (WhTSP)

120 Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (9t0Zz)

Yes, like when that evil racist America interned the Japanese druing WW II.

PS, St. Delano had nothing to do with that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:45 PM (BiNEL)

121 Holly M. Barker (as in "barking mad"), professor of anthropology.

I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:45 PM (GRbI+)

122 16
And here I thought the only controversy was whether Spongebob is teh ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:27 PM (NWiLs)


I thought that at the Tellytubies.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 14, 2019 07:45 PM (f4xAl)

123
Cartoon Network used to be fantastic. Then came the newer stuff such as Dexter's Lab and Powerpuff Girls, which were pretty good, but the network removed most of their old Hanna-Barbera toons to make room.

Then, Cartoon Network started "Boomerang" channel, which, again, was fantastic. Now it all sucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:45 PM (dQRTc)

124 I've seen the Jetsons.

The future oppression is worse.

Not even robots are safe.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (rw1l7)

125 I never liked Hanna-Barbera animation either, it was always ugly and cheap looking. You watch those old painted Tom and Jerry cartoons, they were beautiful, even the floor reflected them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (KZzsI)

126 Sandy Squirrel: Illegal alien? Evil colonist?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (Vy7tf)

127 123
Cartoon Network used to be fantastic. Then came the newer stuff such as Dexter's Lab and Powerpuff Girls, which were pretty good, but the network removed most of their old Hanna-Barbera toons to make room.

Then, Cartoon Network started "Boomerang" channel, which, again, was fantastic. Now it all sucks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:45 PM (dQRTc)

Samurai Jack: awesome.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

128 119 somebody send him some clips of ol skool Jonny Quest.....

He'll become triggered when he sees Mike Pence.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (gAXBD)

129 [over 100 rule]

o/t:

strasburg is going to be very tough. he was the next big thing, got injured, the nationals declined a bit, and now he's 31 and may not have many more opportunities. i don't envy the cards tonight.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (Pg+x7)

130 Wait a second, this has to be a joke. I mean prof has to be joking - "SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends play a role in normalizing the settler colonial takings of Indigenous lands while erasing the ancestral Bikinian people from their nonfictional homeland.."

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

131 79 having read the question thread it is now clear that madamemayhem (uppity wench) is not merely a screen name.
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (HALdu)


Completely hypothetical, Completely.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (myjNJ)

132 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (hI/80)

AAHHHHHH!! NonononoNONONO!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

133 The plane was crashed with no survivors.

Posted by: bane at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (ev02w)

134 *The surprising thing is that she didn't go off on the "Bikini Bottom" aspect as hopelessly sexist.

Maybe she'll come up with that one later.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (GRbI+)*

Probably happen during the oral defense of her thesis.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (cSU3r)

135 94 Truth is, Spongebob slept with Mrs. Puff to pass his driver's ed course.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:41 PM (gAXBD)

..............

He finally got it?? Guess I quit watching before that finally happened!

Posted by: Molly k. at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (C1NuF)

136 I'd like to believe that this is a send-up, ala the Sokal Affair. Sadly it seems not. Too bad, as the bullshit is very much the same.

Academe is populated with nut jobs, inculcating the children.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (eYD0A)

137 Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (RU4sa)

As a friend, I'd suggest you let Insom "go his own way"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (BiNEL)

138
I'm wondering how old this guy is,can't be more than 30 otherwise 60s and 70s cartoons would have made him a homicidal maniac.



Not to mention Daffy Duck getting shot in the face fifteen times per cartoon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

139 126
Sandy Squirrel: Illegal alien? Evil colonist?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (Vy7tf)

Hottie smart chick, from Texas. Kind of hairy, though.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (jYnPD)

140 131 79 having read the question thread it is now clear that madamemayhem (uppity wench) is not merely a screen name.
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (HALdu)


Completely hypothetical, Completely.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (myjNJ)

Hypothetically rather kinky...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

141 Mr. Krabs was killed by Red Lectroids and Bikini Bottom is his Hell, forever tormented by his Poriferan fry cook.

Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (khDB6)

142 Yes, like when that evil racist America interned the Japanese druing WW II.

PS, St. Delano had nothing to do with that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:45 PM (BiNEL)


That was the American government that did that. St. Delano instituted Social Security. Totally different.

(Actually, in the context of the time, I think interning the nisei was totally defensible. There are still the sites of gun emplacements visible on coastal cliffs here in SoCal, so the threat of invasion was taken very seriously.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (GRbI+)

143 If being a white supremacist patriarchal oppressive genocidal SpongeBob fan is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 07:48 PM (9hauA)

144 Spongebob Squarepants is surprisingly easy to fap to.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM



Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from --- aw fuck it screw it, if I make a Simpsons reference I look like Dipsatch Jonah

Carry on

Posted by: Hands at October 14, 2019 07:48 PM (786Ro)

145
Academe is populated with nut jobs, inculcating the children.



Which is why we really could do away with half of it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

146
That dumb shit Seth McFarlane got his start on the Powerpuff Girls, then went on to Samurai Jack.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:48 PM (dQRTc)

147 Animation used to try at least to be cute or visually appealing until Ren and Stimpy came along and was deliberately as ugly and nasty looking as possible.

Explain this hideous fucker:
https://tinyurl.com/y6hdrfym

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:48 PM (9t0Zz)

148 Taking my 8 yo grandson home after a week hanging with me I said: "You be glad to see your Mom?"
He said: "I'm going to miss South Park."

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

149 My first thought was "this has to be some grad student proposing a paper," but noooooh. It really is the published work of a full professor. Dr. Holly Barker, Professor of Anthropology. Published in the journal "The Contemporary Pacific."

So it's a joke but it's not a joke-joke.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 07:49 PM (sWM8x)

150



Her next paper will be on the socio-economic, sexually repressive, white patriarchal implications of Scooby Doo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:49 PM (dduq0)

151 Winter is Trumping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 14, 2019 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

152 Wait a second, this has to be a joke. I mean prof has to be joking - "SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends play a role in normalizing the settler colonial takings of Indigenous lands while erasing the ancestral Bikinian people from their nonfictional homeland.."
Posted by: runner
------

I'm not sure that she realizes that it is a animated cartoon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:50 PM (eYD0A)

153 You watch those old painted Tom and Jerry cartoons, they were beautiful, even the floor reflected them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (KZzsI)


Actual artists did the old stuff, then they went to the lowest bidder contract "painters".

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

154 Wait a second, this has to be a joke. I mean prof has to be joking - "SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends play a role in normalizing the settler colonial takings of Indigenous lands while erasing the ancestral Bikinian people from their nonfictional homeland.."
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)


Yep, sounds like a parody, but it's hard to distinguish nowadays between jokes and serious arguments. Either way makes the same point: the left has become totally unhinged. It's kind of a mental health Turing test.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:50 PM (GRbI+)

155 There's entire university departments that operate on a principle not unlike a Pacific islander cargo cult, but instead of building a mock airstrip it's, "If we just call enough things racist, then we will be supplied with modern goods by magic people from the sky."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 14, 2019 07:50 PM (dYe5S)

156 Anybody remember Erin E-surance?

Posted by: Hands at October 14, 2019 07:50 PM (786Ro)

157 Anthropologist does not know there are no "indigenous Bikinians" ? This makes me sad.

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)

158 144 Spongebob Squarepants is surprisingly easy to fap to.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from --- aw fuck it screw it, if I make a Simpsons reference I look like Dipsatch Jonah

Carry on
Posted by: Hands at October 14, 2019 07:48 PM (786Ro)

-----------------------------------

Oh, but that would have been a quality reference, given Troy's, er..... proclivities....

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (CAJOC)

159 I find the whole idea of pants offensive. Its a way of the neutering masculine men. Our 'boys' should be allowed swing free in the fresh air! They were born free!!

#freemyboys!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (RVnO7)

160


Tennessee Tuxedo. Now there was a real agent of the white, colonist, male sexist oppressor if ever there was one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (dduq0)

161 What the actual fuck would this idiot make of Johnny Bravo? No, nevermind, I don't wanna know.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (myjNJ)

162 Her next paper will be on the socio-economic, sexually repressive, white patriarchal implications of Scooby Doo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:49 PM (dduq0)
..........

and whether Velma is a tranny or a jet hot lesbian.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

163 Hmmm...what's the dumbest fucking thing I can think up to write and post on the internet to get clicks and help my career.

OrangeManBad? Nah, those ball garglers over at the Dispatch have that market covered.

Trump is a racist? Nah, the taint kickers at CNN have that one sewed up.

Let's see. What do juvenile white boys from 4chan post about. Hmmm...Spongebob.

Now how is Spongebob racist? Hmmm....

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (gIea1)

164 It would be difficult to be Tim Pool, the stuttering fool, the Tulsi Gabbard tool, the I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I, ok, let's say this......... I

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (Jj+59)

165 If you've watched SpongeBob, then you know why she really hates him: he is a character who is eternally optimistic, is a loyal friend, sees the best in everyone, and absolutely loves and takes pride in his work. Often an episode is Sponge Bob plunging into some foolish endeavor, and setback after setback he just keeps going.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:52 PM (bDqIh)

166 Anybody remember Erin E-surance?

"We do"
--Internet Rule 34 guys

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:52 PM (KZzsI)

167 Pepe Le Pew was obviously a sexual predator.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 07:52 PM (jXrK7)

168 I always thought Tiny Tunes and Animaniacs were very good, both animation and humor. Kind of a last gasp of classic cartoon animation as an art, really.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 07:52 PM (xPJvm)

169 Yep, sounds like a parody, but it's hard to distinguish nowadays between jokes and serious arguments. Either way makes the same point: the left has become totally unhinged. It's kind of a mental health Turing test.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

It's a joke. GOt to be.

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)

170 The Hill: Progressives are warning Pete Buttigieg to lay off Elizabeth Warren at Tuesday's debate.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6fn2j6u

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 07:53 PM (wiXsO)

171 Willowed: "We will have a first hand account of the PDT rally in Dallas."

Ben Had

I just found out today about the rally. It's the day I get into Dallas.

Will, at minimum, stand in the crowd outside. And, yes, troll protesters :-D

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at October 14, 2019 07:53 PM (ZRnWI)

172
Tennessee Tuxedo. Now there was a real agent of the white, colonist, male sexist oppressor if ever there was one
Posted by: TheQuietMan
---------

Pfft.

Posted by: Crusader Rabbit at October 14, 2019 07:53 PM (eYD0A)

173 Winter is Trumping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg
Posted by: Grump928(C



That was awesome.

Posted by: Hands at October 14, 2019 07:53 PM (786Ro)

174 I always thought Tiny Tunes and Animaniacs were very good, both animation and humor. Kind of a last gasp of classic cartoon animation as an art, really.

Yeah they were pretty solid, using old school patterns and art style.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:53 PM (KZzsI)

175 I have decided to live my life as a gay sponge.

Posted by: Sponge Bob Square Pants at October 14, 2019 07:53 PM (pw+jk)

176 Her next paper will be on the socio-economic, sexually repressive, white patriarchal implications of Scooby Doo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:49 PM (dduq0)


And the next after that will be a detailed exegesis of the Roadrunner cartoons, in which an avian capitalist hegemon violently oppresses an indigenous mammal.

#CoyoteLivesMatter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:53 PM (GRbI+)

177 I, pffft
don't, pfft
understand, pfft
what, pfft
he's, pfft
saying, pfft.

Posted by: SpongeBob at October 14, 2019 07:53 PM (aS1PU)

178 156 Anybody remember Erin E-surance?
=====

Yea, she was super hot.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (DRgs8)

179 The first run of Spongebob cartoons were watchable I thought, often saw they were on and at 10 minutes or so a complete program to see to the end.
Patrick becoming a brainiac because his brain fell out and was replaced by brain coral, so they had to undo the fall that caused it so he became the old Patrick.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (ZCEU2)

180


The day she exposes the truth about Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole and their history of oppression the world will be a better place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (dduq0)

181 160


Tennessee Tuxedo. Now there was a real agent of the white, colonist, male sexist oppressor if ever there was one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (dduq0)

------------------------------

Don't forget Commander McBragg!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (CAJOC)

182 Pepe Le Pew was obviously a sexual predator.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 07:52 PM (jXrK7)


Ban pepe

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)

183 As much as I hate Humanities, I had no part in killing them, they killed themselves.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (Jj+59)

184 Given that until the last few years the UW campus in Seattle had a functioning, small, nuclear reactor on the grounds would've made Holly even crazier.
Not a far leap but crazier. I suspect that Doctrine #1 is required by any males in her presence.
Never saw Spongebob, never cared. This twat however deserves scorn and mockery for thinking it's something it cannot ever be.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (Tt761)

185
I just watched that new "Charlie's Angels" trailer. Now I'm mad. What a pile of shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (f1Vqw)

186 Pinky and The Brain details the struggle of an oppressed minority to liberate themselves from slavery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (GRbI+)

187 Bugs Bunny is the only acceptable cartoon because he vexed his white, conservative oppressor, Elmer Fudd.

See, I are college prof. too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (jXrK7)

188 and whether Velma is a tranny or a jet hot lesbian.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

Linda Cardellini in the movie version was super cute, what with the skirt and the knee socks.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (xPJvm)

189 There is no more satire....satire is now real life and not funny
Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (85Gof)

190 There are still the sites of gun emplacements visible on coastal cliffs here in SoCal, so the threat of invasion was taken very seriously.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (GRbI+)


Seriously, the WWII Japanese were mostly peaceful!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (BiNEL)

191 I'm not sure that she realizes that it is a animated cartoon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:50 PM (eYD0A)

Yeah, I remember my BIL trashing Jurassic Park as "unreal, blah blah. Completely over the top. I said, "you know its a movie right?" I'm sure some people get confused.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (RVnO7)

192 The Hill: Progressives are warning Pete Buttigieg to lay off Elizabeth Warren at Tuesday's debate.
-----------

Well, they are obviously homophobic h8ers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (eYD0A)

193 182 Pepe Le Pew was obviously a sexual predator.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 07:52 PM (jXrK7)


Ban pepe
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)

They have. You won't see him on any cartoon show anymore.

Nor Foghorn Leghorn.

Nor Speedy Gonzalez.

Nor Bre'r Rabbit and Uncle Remus tales.

Posted by: Don Q at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

194 BRB, composing a journal article on the genocidal dog whistles found in Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

195 186 Pinky and The Brain details the struggle of an oppressed minority to liberate themselves from slavery.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (GRbI+)

------------------------------

But...... they're white.....

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (CAJOC)

196 Prof. Holly Barker : Angry Beaver.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (Vy7tf)

197




Rocky and Bullwinkle were agents of capitalist, colonial oppressors forever thwarting the efforts of good commie agents. She must write a book on those two oppressors of the proletariat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (dduq0)

198 What a cushy life people have when their complaint is spongebob. It's almost like some people are predisposed to be being depressed and blaming someone else.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (vKhgw)

199 I can listen to six year olds argue about SB and Patrick, imagine paying for your 26 yo to write a dissertation on this.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (Jj+59)

200 I just watched that new "Charlie's Angels" trailer. Now I'm mad. What a pile of shit.

Yeah that looks really, really awful. I think they're hoping to make money on soundtrack sales because they know its not going to make a dime in theaters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (KZzsI)

201 Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

202 Given that until the last few years the UW campus in Seattle had a functioning, small, nuclear reactor on the grounds would've made Holly even crazier.

You don't think ... nah. How much radiation could she possibly have absorbed?

Never saw Spongebob, never cared.

No kids, I take it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (GRbI+)

203 Tom Slick, Super Chicken, and George of the Jungle would put this dimwit in an alcoholic haze.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (myjNJ)

204 Pinky is the genius, Brain is the insane one.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (87EdW)

205
Yeah, I remember my BIL trashing Jurassic Park as "unreal, blah blah. Completely over the top. I said, "you know its a movie right?" I'm sure some people get confused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (RVnO7)

The Farce is strong in that one.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (NgKpN)

206
How funny is it that the DNC and Fake News are circling the wagons around the fake injun Warren?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (/NsoA)

207 Linda Cardellini in the movie version was super cute, what with the skirt and the knee socks.



Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (xPJvm)

Sweater puppies. Real Scooby Snacks, those.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (jYnPD)

208 Angry Beaver.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (Vy7tf)

Oh you do not want to tangle with any angry beaver.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (85Gof)

209 I just watched that new "Charlie's Angels" trailer. Now I'm mad. What a pile of shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (f1Vqw)


They aren't really all that good looking, you'd think they could find something better...

oh wait, the HR department had final say, so

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (BiNEL)

210 132
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (hI/80)



AAHHHHHH!! NonononoNONONO!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs



Dude, you just got to stop leaving openings like that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (hI/80)

211 201 Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs)


What are we going to do tonight, Horde?

What we always do; try to take over the world!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (GRbI+)

212 Linda Cardellini in the movie version was super cute, what with the skirt and the knee socks.

Yeah that was good casting. Really, really good casting

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (KZzsI)

213 Don't get me started on Thundercats. The only female was the cheetah, she had to be fast because of all the rape.

And that Snarf guy! Wasn't even a cat! Just an annoying little pervert.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (jXrK7)

214
Animation used to try at least to be cute or visually appealing until
Ren and Stimpy came along and was deliberately as ugly and nasty looking
as possible. And every animation studio since then has piled on except
in anime.


Animation was filmed at 12 frames per second. Then they started filming it at 2 frames per second, which looked simply awful. That's when I gave up on it. Cheap bastages...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (HaL55)

215 188 and whether Velma is a tranny or a jet hot lesbian.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

Linda Cardellini in the movie version was super cute, what with the skirt and the knee socks.

Jus' sayin'



There's a porn version.


I mean I hear there is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

216



Speed Racer and his white male glorification of fossil fuel vehicles MUST be written about by this professor!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (dduq0)

217 208 Angry Beaver.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (Vy7tf)

Oh you do not want to tangle with any angry beaver.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (85Gof)

They'll savagely gnaw on your wood.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

218 201
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. takes off pants.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (RVnO7)

219
Remember the cartoon with DIAPER MAN?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (/NsoA)

220 "145
Academe is populated with nut jobs, inculcating the children.


Which is why we really could do away with half of it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:48 PM (oVJmc) "




Piker.

I'm'a go with Inverse Decimation ... 1 in every 10 gets to walk over to where the penal company forms up.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (wscsn)

221 I just watched that new "Charlie's Angels" trailer. Now I'm mad. What a pile of shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (f1Vqw)

Watched one a while ago. Calling it trash would be unfair. Trash is, at least, interesting.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (9hauA)

222 Nor Speedy Gonzalez.

Nor Bre'r Rabbit and Uncle Remus tales.
Posted by: Don Q at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (NgKpN)


Slowpoke Rodruguez was perpetually stoned.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (Vy7tf)

223 Yeah, I remember my BIL trashing Jurassic Park as "unreal, blah blah. Completely over the top. I said, "you know its a movie right?" I'm sure some people get confused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (RVnO7)


Did he think it was a documentary??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (GRbI+)

224 I stand with the claim that it is RACIST and COLONIALIST because someone said so!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (NH9pa)

225 194 BRB, composing a journal article on the genocidal dog whistles found in Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

Actually, during WW2 there were some huge Racial and Racist things written into Bugs cartoons.

And as we were at War? A REAL War? I have absolutely no problem with that.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

226 The Smurfs only had one woman.

One.Woman.

I said One.Woman.

Posted by: Professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (3KNlT)

227 Bryan Dean Wright @BryanDeanWright
1h
Bottom line: Trump and his team have a credible foreign policy supporting this withdrawal.

We can still kill ISIS.

We can bog down the Russians, Iranians, Turks, & Syrians.

Yes, we lose a Kurdish ally made up of both honorable & terroristic fighters.

But there is a strategy.
*******
Self described Left Of Center former CIA agent

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (BqBId)

228 "170 The Hill: Progressives are warning Pete Buttigieg to lay off Elizabeth Warren at Tuesday's debate."

Faux Indian vagina > gay

Pete should do a quick transition and appear in drag.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (iw59Q)

229 There are still the sites of gun emplacements visible on coastal cliffs here in SoCal, so the threat of invasion was taken very seriously.)
------

Same in NY. Here's pic from Montauk (Long Island), NY
https://tinyurl.com/y33h2umo

Camp Hero.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (eYD0A)

230
Isn't the Univ of Washington the same school who REMOVED the statue of PAPPY BOYINGTON from its campus?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (/NsoA)

231 Rocky and Bullwinkle were agents of capitalist, colonial oppressors forever thwarting the efforts of good commie agents. She must write a book on those two oppressors of the proletariat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (dduq0)


I'm betting you are a Professor Emeritus of Marxist Intersectionalist Oppressive Studies.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (BiNEL)

232 They aren't really all that good looking, you'd think they could find something better...

oh wait, the HR department had final say, so
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (BiNEL)


That bad, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (GRbI+)

233 >>I just watched that new "Charlie's Angels" trailer. Now I'm mad. What a pile of shit.


Phineas and Ferb is misogynistic, anti-science, and promotes colonization via American white teen privilege against an immigrant elder, Dr. Doofensmertz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (bDqIh)

234 Slowpoke Rodruguez was perpetually stoned.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
________

So you AGREE that he shouldn't carry a gun?

Posted by: WaterCow at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (NH9pa)

235 A joke? Forget it. It's Seattle.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 14, 2019 08:00 PM (Tt761)

236 aw shit...I'm in a library.
*puts on pants*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 08:00 PM (RVnO7)

237 222 Nor Speedy Gonzalez.

Nor Bre'r Rabbit and Uncle Remus tales.
Posted by: Don Q at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (NgKpN)


Slowpoke Rodruguez was perpetually stoned.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (Vy7tf)

but he was banned because he was a believer in the Second Amendment.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 08:00 PM (NgKpN)

238 Linda Cardellini in the movie version was super cute, what with the skirt and the knee socks.





Jus' sayin'



Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (xPJvm)

Sweater puppies. Real Scooby Snacks, those.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:57 PM (jYnPD)

Zoinks!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:00 PM (dduq0)

239 This post calls for a Happy Columbus Day Everybody!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2019 08:00 PM (r+sAi)

240 230
Isn't the Univ of Washington the same school who REMOVED the statue of PAPPY BOYINGTON from its campus?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (/NsoA)

The statue of Pappy O'Daniel still stands rotund and proud.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

241
Let the turks kill the kurds, then the turks, syrians, and russians can kill each other.

Then, we kill who's left!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (/NsoA)

242 Yes, we lose a Kurdish ally made up of both honorable & terroristic fighters.

Yeah not necessarily. People change sides in that part of the world more often then I change my underwear and I am a neat freak

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (85Gof)

243 The Smurfs only had one woman.

One.Woman.

I said One.Woman.
Posted by: Professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (3KNlT)


The Smurfs were a whitewash of the Jacobins. They even had the hat.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (9t0Zz)

244 So why square pants? i mean...why not triangle?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (RVnO7)

245 Breaking News: Was That Video Of Trump Shooting His Political Foes In The Face Doctored? An In-Depth Analysis...

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1183880160514326529

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (Dh1wo)

246 Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (BqBId)

Funny, that was basically the thesis I posted here several days ago.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

247 This post calls for a Happy Columbus Day Everybody!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2019 08:00 PM (r+sAi)


thanks ! and to you as well.

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

248 Bryan Dean Wright @BryanDeanWright
1h
Caught in the fight are the Syrian people & many refugees who have fled to Jordan, Lebanon, Turkey,& Europe.

That is a cost created by Obama (Mr. "Red Line") & Germany's "Momma Merkel."

Not Trump.

When nations get tired of fighting, diplomats will talk. People will return

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (BqBId)

249 but he was banned because he was a believer in the Second Amendment.
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 08:00 PM (NgKpN)


Yosemite Sam too?

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (aS1PU)

250 Smurfs - KKK hiding in plain view. Instead of white sheets, they sport blue skin. Don't think we don't know what you are up to, Grand Dragon Papa Smurf!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (9hauA)

251 226 The Smurfs only had one woman.

One.Woman.

I said One.Woman.
Posted by: Professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (3KNlT)

Snow White, SEVEN Dwarves?

And she still ran off with the damn prince.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 08:01 PM (NgKpN)

252 226
The Smurfs only had one woman.



One.Woman.



I said One.Woman.

Posted by: Professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (3KNlT)

Alert madamemayhem.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 08:02 PM (jYnPD)

253 Actually, during WW2 there were some huge Racial and Racist things written into Bugs cartoons.

And as we were at War? A REAL War? I have absolutely no problem with that.
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN)


They shouldn't have given offense to the Nazis and to bushido fans. That wasn't nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:02 PM (GRbI+)

254 #245 UPDATE:
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1183882646301986816

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 08:02 PM (Dh1wo)

255 This post calls for a Happy Columbus Day Everybody!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk
________

Kurt or Raimondo: This one's yours.

Posted by: WaterCow at October 14, 2019 08:02 PM (NH9pa)

256 I took a peek at the C A trailer...that 'explosion' was terribad cgi

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 08:02 PM (WhTSP)

257 238 Linda Cardellini in the movie version was super cute, what with the skirt and the knee socks.

Good breeding.

Posted by: Sweet Polly Purebred. at October 14, 2019 08:02 PM (Vy7tf)

258 Tucker showing Project Veritas video

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (wiXsO)

259 Richie Rich was all about White Privilege

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (ZCEU2)

260 They shouldn't have given offense to the Nazis and to bushido fans. That wasn't nice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:02 PM (GRbI+)

Yeah but the japs said fuck babe Ruth. So!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (85Gof)

261 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (eYD0A)

IIRC, there were lookout towers along the coast lines of Virginia (Virginia Beach and environs) that still stood years later!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

262 IT IS A FUCKING CARTOON

Posted by: BEN DOVEROTHELBERGERGERHEIN at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (JFO2v)

263 Joker has made 550 million worldwide. Does it break a billion?

Posted by: bane at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (ev02w)

264
Kristen Stewart in that Charlie's Turd is going to rival Brie Larson in the women with a punchable bitch face category.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (f1Vqw)

265 @andycanuck, can't open the thing ...what is it ?

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)

266

Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman are white male and canine time traveling oppressors of peoples throughout history herstory!!! How can this professor sleep at night knowing that their white male, colonialist, sexist, racist, homophobic crimes exist without her addressing them?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:04 PM (dduq0)

267 Just announced on @MSNBC: @HardballChris recovering from prostate cancer surgery
******
Don't like him one bit, But Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 08:04 PM (BqBId)

268 Wonder how big of a raise Zucker will get for a job well done?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 08:04 PM (gIea1)

269 Angry Beaver.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:56 PM (Vy7tf)

Oh you do not want to tangle with any angry beaver.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
---------

Literally, actually: https://tinyurl.com/y935mlrc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 08:04 PM (eYD0A)

270 Isn't the Univ of Washington the same school who REMOVED the statue of PAPPY BOYINGTON from its campus?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (/NsoA)


Meanwhile Seattle still has its statue of Lenin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:04 PM (GRbI+)

271 252 226
The Smurfs only had one woman.



One.Woman.



I said One.Woman.

Posted by: Professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (3KNlT)

Alert madamemayhem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 08:02 PM (jYnPD)

polysmurerererery?

Posted by: BEN DOVEROTHELBERGERGERHEIN at October 14, 2019 08:05 PM (JFO2v)

272 Voltron is a poignant depiction of the plight of cross dressers and trans people.

Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:05 PM (9hauA)

273 IIRC, there were lookout towers along the coast lines of Virginia (Virginia Beach and environs) that still stood years later!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
-------
Many, many of them. Hilton Head had two.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (eYD0A)

274 And as we were at War? A REAL War? I have absolutely no problem with that.
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN)


Daddy, what's a "War"?

Is it something like a "police action", an authorized use of military force", or an "overseas contingency operation"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (BiNEL)

275 Yeah but the japs said fuck babe Ruth. So!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:03 PM (85Gof)


They wanted to fuck Babe Ruth? So the Japs were gay. Even more reason to treat them with consummate respect!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (GRbI+)

276 272
Voltron is a poignant depiction of the plight of cross dressers and trans people.



Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:05 PM (9hauA)

Then what the devil are Transformers?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (jYnPD)

277 I said One.Woman.

Posted by: Professor


Ok, do you mean, one woman at a time or...what do you mean??

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)

278 Daddy, what's a "War"?

Is it something like a "police action", an authorized use of military force", or an "overseas contingency operation"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (BiNEL)


It's a "kinetic action."

Whatever that is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+)

279 #265 I've linked the actual BB story in my sock-puppet directly rather than through a tweet as in the other two comments of "Was That Video Of Trump Shooting His Political Foes In The Face Doctored? An In-Depth Analysis."

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (Dh1wo)

280 Kimba the White Lion is The Won.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (COzlW)

281 And if you were a poor kid, you got GoBots instead of Transformers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (jXrK7)

282 Yeah, I remember my BIL trashing Jurassic Park as "unreal, blah blah. Completely over the top. I said, "you know its a movie right?" I'm sure some people get confused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 07:55 PM (RVnO7)

Did he think it was a documentary??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (GRbI+)

I recall the writer Joyce Carol Oates believing that a photo of Stephen Spielberg with a dino from the set of JP as being real.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (w9rSF)

283 226 The Smurfs only had one woman.

One.Woman.

I said One.Woman.
Posted by: Professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (3KNlT)


High school in the 80s, right. Surfs were a thing for younger kids. Our youth group got tix to see the icecapades smurfs on ice show. Market Square Arena, a bunch of goofy teenagers, and our youth group leader was ready to kill us all for saying Smurfette was a slut. But, I mean really, where do you think baby smurf came from. I hated smurfs and that stupid ice show.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (myjNJ)

284 I said One.Woman.

Posted by: Professor



They were gay, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

285 Then what the devil are Transformers?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (jYnPD)


It's a metaphor for transitioning!

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+)

286 272
Voltron is a poignant depiction of the plight of cross dressers and trans people.



Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:05 PM (9hauA)

Then what the devil are Transformers?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (jYnPD)

The movies? Similar thing, but instead of poignant, crappy.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:08 PM (9hauA)

287 Is it something like a "police action", an authorized use of military force", or an "overseas contingency operation"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (BiNEL)


That's... uhhh.... called... uhhh....a...a...a...a... man caused...a..a...disaster.

Posted by: Preznit Pantload at October 14, 2019 08:08 PM (aS1PU)

288 Joker cost 50 million to make. It's made 550 million so far. Just goes to show that the people in charge of DC Universe are completely fucking it all up.
DC could easily create realistic movies within a universe for very little money compared to these crap blockbusters costing 200 plus million to make.

Posted by: bane at October 14, 2019 08:08 PM (ev02w)

289 It's a "kinetic action."



Whatever that is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+)

It's a euphemism for killing people and breaking things employed by Bronco to make him sound smart.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 08:08 PM (jYnPD)

290 Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (Dh1wo)

LOL!

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

291 I recall the writer Joyce Carol Oates believing that a photo of Stephen Spielberg with a dino from the set of JP as being real.
Posted by: Josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (w9rSF)


Another "thought leader" heard from.

She should be baking brownies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:09 PM (GRbI+)

292 duh! Batman

White billionaire

hates

a woman that likes cats

a spanish guy with bad makeup

a handicapped buy that thinks he is a puffin

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:09 PM (JFO2v)

293



If this professor wants to address the scourge of white male, colonialist oppressors then xe look no further than the Go Go Gophers. Oh the humanity....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:09 PM (dduq0)

294 "259 Richie Rich was all about White Privilege "

An updated Richie Rich would be woke, support open borders, and donate the LBGTQ petting zoos.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:09 PM (iw59Q)

295 RedRidingHood @ 170- Elizabeth Warred-on is safe as pie around 'Pete' Patooiepeg.

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (UUkQp)

296 I wonder what was wrong with Inspector Gadget?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (gIea1)

297 I believe that no sea creatures were harmed during the filming of Sponge Bob Square Pants. So there's that.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (2sCft)

298 This ignorant, drug-addled Cluster B twat then turns to "the gendered violence of nuclear colonialism."

Where do these lunatics come up with this garbage? There must be a factory somewhere, pumpin' this drivel out by the metric shit ton.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (EgshT)

299 Harold Bloom died today.

Basically, the only non post modern critic left is Paglia.

All of the insanity like this is due to Foucault and Derrida and the utter capture by post-modernism of nearly every portion of academia.

I despair, I despair.

See also publish or perish and the only way to get press and attention is to be more outrageous than the next person, not through careful, plodding, and difficult work of arguing your position in clear and accessible language.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (GbPPJ)

300 "259 Richie Rich was all about White Privilege "

An updated Richie Rich would be woke, support open borders, and donate the LBGTQ petting zoos.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:09 PM (iw59Q)


And be as gay as 10 million 3 dollar bills.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 08:11 PM (aS1PU)

301 #290 Yep! Freaking hilarious, runner!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 08:11 PM (Dh1wo)

302 "duck tales" was not only a good cartoon, it was some of the best tv at the time: first rate cinema quality animation, well crafted stories packing a movie into 30 minutes, smart and buoyantly good natured.

unfortunately, instead of rerunning that show, disney has replaced it with an ugly, dark, choppy version that's charmless and unwatchable. of course, it's p.c. and promotes girl ducks as the leaders.

tis a shame.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 08:11 PM (Pg+x7)

303 274 And as we were at War? A REAL War? I have absolutely no problem with that.
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN)


Daddy, what's a "War"?

Is it something like a "police action", an authorized use of military force", or an "overseas contingency operation"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (BiNEL)

I loved What did you do in the overseas contingency operation.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:11 PM (JFO2v)

304 Hello!

This is cartoon. Cartoon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2019 08:11 PM (EZebt)

305 "Meanwhile Seattle still has its statue of Lenin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:04 PM (GRbI+) "



As does NYC.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:11 PM (wscsn)

306 If this professor wants to address the scourge of white male, colonialist oppressors then xe ...

... should become a roofer. Or a miner. Or a lumberjack. Or a commercial fisherperson. Or a construction worker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:11 PM (GRbI+)

307 This topic is definitely publishable as one of those fake academic papers. Just word-salad your way through Bikini Atoll and you will find your way into a peer-review journal in American higher education!

Posted by: DC at October 14, 2019 08:12 PM (/TvO8)

308 There is only 1 Transformers: The movie

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 08:12 PM (WhTSP)

309 No lube !

Posted by: Woody Woodpecker at October 14, 2019 08:12 PM (3KNlT)

310 Many, many of them. Hilton Head had two.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 08:06 PM (eYD0A)


But that was OK because it was a defense against those evil white racist Krauts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:12 PM (BiNEL)

311 283 226 The Smurfs only had one woman.

One.Woman.

I said One.Woman.
Posted by: Professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (3KNlT)


High school in the 80s, right. Surfs were a thing for younger kids. Our youth group got tix to see the icecapades smurfs on ice show. Market Square Arena, a bunch of goofy teenagers, and our youth group leader was ready to kill us all for saying Smurfette was a slut. But, I mean really, where do you think baby smurf came from. I hated smurfs and that stupid ice show.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 08:07 PM (myjNJ)

Blue Lives Matter

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:12 PM (JFO2v)

312
Where do these lunatics come up with this garbage? There must be a factory somewhere, pumpin' this drivel out by the metric shit ton.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (EgshT)



These factories are called 'Higher Education.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

313 @299:

Exactly. The parody pieces that have made it into peer-reviewed journals actually aren't as absurd and funny as the "real" ones. How was the dog park rape study any more outrageous than this pap?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:13 PM (iw59Q)

314 Where's Obama? He's been very quiet lately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

315 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
1m
Shifty Schiff now seems to think they don't need the Whistleblower, who started the whole Scam. The reason is that the Whistleblower has lost all credibility because the story is so far from the facts on the Transcript. Also, the second Whistleblower is no longer even mentioned!

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 08:13 PM (BqBId)

316 An updated Richie Rich would be woke, support open borders, and donate the LBGTQ petting zoos.

Actually he was a Hungary-born Nazi collaborator that currently lives in New York.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:13 PM (6IpEX)

317 This might be another one of those "Yeah, they accepted that!" papers. So, go easy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (DuZls)

318 Are Heckle and Jeckle still ok...or have they been silenced too

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (WhTSP)

319
Where do these lunatics come up with this garbage? There must be a factory somewhere, pumpin' this drivel out by the metric shit ton.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (EgshT)


BPA? Contraceptive residue in the water? Creamed corn?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (7rVsF)

320 226 The Smurfs only had one woman.

One.Woman.

I said One.Woman.
Posted by: Professor somewhere at October 14, 2019 07:59 PM (3KNlT)

--------------------------------

What's worse - Smurfette was a creation of Gargamel. Before that, there were NO. WOMEN.

The closest thing they had was Vanity smurf.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (CAJOC)

321 If this professor wants to address the scourge of white male, colonialist oppressors then xe look no further than the Go Go Gophers. Oh the humanity. . . .

Posted by: TheQuietMan
________

Quite racist. Me still laughum.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (NH9pa)

322
See also publish or perish and the only way to get press and attention is to be more outrageous than the next person, not through careful, plodding, and difficult work of arguing your position in clear and accessible language.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (GbPPJ)

Oh my eyeballs.

Grad school papers. The papers were unreadable because everyone was trying to sound "scholarly." When you asked them to explain whatever point they were trying to make, they couldn't. They had just grabbed a thesaurus and stuck in big words.

Yeah, this was before widespread use of computers. I'm 29. Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Moki at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (mFoNl)

323 These factories are called 'Higher Education.'

Bingo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (EgshT)

324 Animation was filmed at 12 frames per second. Then they started filming
it at 2 frames per second, which looked simply awful. That's when I gave
up on it. Cheap bastages...

The classic animation had one drawing (cell) per frame of film. 24 frames per second (sound speed) equaled 24 cells or drawings per second. Hanna and Barbara cut that down. That's why the classic cartoons looked so much better.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (8D00I)

325 314 Where's Obama? He's been very quiet lately.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

Big Mike has him in the box.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:15 PM (JFO2v)

326 MeAgain Kelly on Tucker!


(coming soon)

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:15 PM (6IpEX)

327 What's worse - Smurfette was a creation of Gargamel. Before that, there were NO. WOMEN.



The closest thing they had was Vanity smurf.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (CAJOC)

Kind of weird that Gargamel always wanted to eat the smurfs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 08:15 PM (jYnPD)

328 My kids are freaking out about the Fortnight situation

Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2019 08:16 PM (QCc6B)

329 "300 "259 Richie Rich was all about White Privilege "

An updated Richie Rich would be woke, support open borders, and donate the LBGTQ petting zoos.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:09 PM (iw59Q)

And be as gay as 10 million 3 dollar bills."


Out, anyhow. I always assumed the original was closeted.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:16 PM (iw59Q)

330 Exactly. The parody pieces that have made it into peer-reviewed journals actually aren't as absurd and funny as the "real" ones. How was the dog park rape study any more outrageous than this pap?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:13 PM (iw59Q)


That is the funny part: it's impossible to distinguish parody from seriously held opinions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:16 PM (GRbI+)

331 She should be baking brownies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:09 PM (GRbI+)


From the limited edition Alice B Toklas Cookbook, not our beloved TDG.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:16 PM (BiNEL)

332 "Zip-a-doo-dah, zip-a-dee day
My oh my what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee doo-dah, zip-a-dee day!"


Most racist song ever!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

333 I'm holed up in my brother's hut.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 14, 2019 08:17 PM (EgshT)

334
We need institutions of higher education in this country. We don't need these institutions of higher education.

This will end only when the last Grievance Studies professor is strangled with the guts of the last Vice Chancellor for Diversity and Climate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:17 PM (7rVsF)

335
The classic animation had one drawing (cell) per frame of film. 24 frames per second (sound speed) equaled 24 cells or drawings per second. Hanna and Barbara cut that down. That's why the classic cartoons looked so much better.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


They had to cut it down in order to pump out the quantity for television.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 08:17 PM (aKsyK)

336
The 'professor' might have seen this episode:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0zOCEGq8cQM

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 14, 2019 08:18 PM (t5m5e)

337 It's a miracle parody still exists.

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

338 See also publish or perish and the only way to get press and attention is to be more outrageous than the next person, not through careful, plodding, and difficult work of arguing your position in clear and accessible language.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 14, 2019 08:10 PM (GbPPJ)

Oh my eyeballs.

Grad school papers. The papers were unreadable because everyone was trying to sound "scholarly." When you asked them to explain whatever point they were trying to make, they couldn't. They had just grabbed a thesaurus and stuck in big words.

Yeah, this was before widespread use of computers. I'm 29. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Moki at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (mFoNl)

One of the marks of woke academic papers is made-up words and inscrutable language. Probably because they know what they are saying is crap and they are trying to distract from that with word salad.

I'm a reasonably intelligent person. If you're not writing about quantum physics or a similarly technical field and I can't understand what you wrote, you are a crappy writer and probably a crappy thinker.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:19 PM (9hauA)

339 Huckleberry Hound was the true oppressor. That drawl was a dead fucking giveaway.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 08:19 PM (kLDv+)

340 Uncle Remus was a crime against humanity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

341 You want homicidal animated characters? Here's one...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

Hey. I'm risking a trip to the barrel here!
Because I care.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 14, 2019 08:19 PM (NL5NZ)

342 332 "Zip-a-doo-dah, zip-a-dee day
My oh my what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee doo-dah, zip-a-dee day!"


Most racist song ever!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

Is that log ride in DW MK still negros on parade?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:20 PM (JFO2v)

343

One of the marks of woke academic papers is made-up words and inscrutable language. Probably because they know what they are saying is crap and they are trying to distract from that with word salad.



Leftism is a maze of jargon, designed to obscure meaning and prevent analysis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

344 "337 It's a miracle parody still exists."

It's really not needed. The Onion and Babylon Bee, particularly, really do great stuff but damn it's tough.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:20 PM (iw59Q)

345 They had to cut it down in order to pump out the quantity for television.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 08:17 PM (aKsyK)


Comrade, the masses have short attention spans, once they get used to poor quality they will no longer be able to remember the difference craftsmanship makes.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

346 Oh FFS. The NYT has a sanctimonious advertisement on in the Cards/Nats playoff game.

"The truth is worth it."

WTF would they know about the truth?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:21 PM (GRbI+)

347 308 There is only 1 Transformers: The movie
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 08:12 PM (WhTSP)

*nods*

You got the touch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:21 PM (ycWCI)

348 It's the old Baffle them with the bullshit ruse.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:21 PM (aydHY)

349 the academic take down of smurfs was that it was anti-semitic. hook-nosed gargamel was the jew who threatened the pure smurf village and wanted to cook and eat the smurfs.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 08:21 PM (Pg+x7)

350 R. Crumb. You're welcome.

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2019 08:21 PM (UUkQp)

351 I think the way to get noticed is come up with something crazier than anything before.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)

352 324 Animation was filmed at 12 frames per second. Then they started filming
it at 2 frames per second, which looked simply awful. That's when I gave
up on it. Cheap bastages...

The classic animation had one drawing (cell) per frame of film. 24 frames per second (sound speed) equaled 24 cells or drawings per second. Hanna and Barbara cut that down. That's why the classic cartoons looked so much better.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (8D00I)

-------------------------------

Homer (about to voice Poochie): Is this going out live?

Woman who voices Itchy & Scratchy: Very few cartoons are aired live. It's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 08:22 PM (CAJOC)

353 R. Crumb. You're welcome.


The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers LIVE ON!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (HaL55)

354 I'm a reasonably intelligent person. If you're not writing about quantum physics or a similarly technical field and I can't understand what you wrote, you are a crappy writer and probably a crappy thinker.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:19 PM (9hauA)

Math papers usually have code in the SI that I can understand. The writing is secondary.

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (B7KlG)

355 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (wscsn)

356
Ben Had: you've got mail...

short story: Success!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (KCxzN)

357 Oh my eyeballs.

Grad school papers. The papers were unreadable because everyone was trying to sound "scholarly." When you asked them to explain whatever point they were trying to make, they couldn't. They had just grabbed a thesaurus and stuck in big words.

Yeah, this was before widespread use of computers. I'm 29. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Moki at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (mFoNl)


To paraphrase Mark Twain - I'm sorry this wasn't shorter but I didn't have the time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (GbPPJ)

358 Okay - I couldn't go thru all the comments below so sorry if this has been mentioned previously - but Ace, I love ya baby, but its Bikini Bottom, not Bikini Atoll - that's from the ole Bob Clampet cartoon "Cecile the Dragon" ie "No Bikini Atoll" - I'll keep mine on, thank you very much, etc etc Har Har...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)

359 They had to cut it down in order to pump out the quantity for television.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 08:17 PM (aKsyK)

Yep. Fast and cheap. Hannah Barbara were the pioneers in that.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (8D00I)

360 I'll pass on Charlie's Angles..... not enough tribbing.

Posted by: bane at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (ev02w)

361 BPA? Contraceptive residue in the water? Creamed corn?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (7rVsF)

Light beer. And lima beans.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (JgJV1)

362 "337 It's a miracle parody still exists."

It's really not needed. The Onion and Babylon Bee, particularly, really do great stuff but damn it's tough.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:20 PM (iw59Q)

I believe Ace commentated that Todd Phillips, of The Hangover movie fame, got fed up and made Joker. Big swing. (Wish I could see it, sounds like a movie worth seeing, but...there is just stuff I can't watch on big screen.)

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

363


noodie kazoo

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (A0JUB)

364 Math papers usually have code in the SI that I can understand. The writing is secondary.
Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (B7KlG)

Yep, scientific-type fields have legitimate jargon, but at least a good writer should be understandable to others in the field.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (9hauA)

365 One of the marks of woke academic papers is made-up words and inscrutable language. Probably because they know what they are saying is crap and they are trying to distract from that with word salad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique


The thing is that that's true for all of sociology, anthro, literature and many others now.

The humanities is a wasteland of self-absorbed nonsense.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (1Vobx)

366 @ChuckRossDC

Fusion GPS founders are releasing a book Nov. 26 defending their investigation of Trump and the Steele dossier.
Jeffrey Toobin is already on board with an endorsement.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (wiXsO)

367 The classic animation had one drawing (cell) per frame of film. 24 frames per second (sound speed) equaled 24 cells or drawings per second. Hanna and Barbara cut that down. That's why the classic cartoons looked so much better.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (8D00I)

Hanna-Barbera's animation was crap. It only looks sort of good because of all the worse crap that came after.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (QugKX)

368
Grad school papers. The papers were unreadable because everyone was trying to sound "scholarly." When you asked them to explain whatever point they were trying to make, they couldn't. They had just grabbed a thesaurus and stuck in big words.

Yeah, this was before widespread use of computers. I'm 29. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Moki at October 14, 2019 08:14 PM (mFoNl)



When I was in grad school, I occasionally read my papers to my parents, who were somewhat intellectual. I used lots of big words.

I cringe with embarrassment at those memories.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (TdMsT)

369 One of the marks of woke academic papers is made-up words and inscrutable language. Probably because they know what they are saying is crap and they are trying to distract from that with word salad.

It's intellectual penis envy of the STEM subjects. STEM papers are impenetrable to non-cognoscenti because they deal with matters that are not in common experience, and that therefore necessitate new terms.

The social "sciences" and humanities deal with matters that are familiar to everyone, and that therefore do not intrinsically necessitate new terms. But in the absence of adducing any new insights, they instead resort to unnecessarily convoluted jargon to obscure their intellectual poverty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (GRbI+)

370 Joker cost 50 million to make. It's made 550 million so far. Just goes to show that the people in charge of DC Universe are completely fucking it all up.
DC could easily create realistic movies within a universe for very little money compared to these crap blockbusters costing 200 plus million to make.
Posted by: bane

I travel alot. I've been watching Gotham on Netflix in hotels - just that level of quality could have saved the franchise.

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (B7KlG)

371 That's why the classic cartoons looked so much better.


Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

Also, the drawing staff, particularly at the early Disney studios, were classically trained - particularly in character motion, there is a good YouTube video of one of the animation staff showing the various forms of motion they learned - its not easy and the pay I imagine wasn't great, but these guys were some of the best in the industry and had side jobs doing pretty difficult ad work. Some of this type of complex ad work was highlighted by James Lileks - he understood the work needed to produce this type of stuff - lost art now.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (32YRo)

372 Lastly - the studios and production teams that produced the old cartoons employed a large contingency of female colorists who painted, painstakingly, every cell. Not easy work, and the pay, again, during the depression, was pretty dismal. Amazing.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (32YRo)

373 Yep, scientific-type fields have legitimate jargon, but at least a good writer should be understandable to others in the field.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (9hauA)


Yep. The problem with STEM subjects generally is that the subjects compound rapidly. The material in week 2 depends critically on the material presented in week 1. And so on.

That's why it is essentially not possible to pull an all nighter and do well; you'd be lucky to pass.

In the arts, say, in literature, you can do that. You can have read a few of the texts, skim the others the night before (to learn the essence of the plot, the issues, and the names of the characters), add a dash of glibness, and you're away.

Note that there are no Cliff Notes in STEM subjects. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (GRbI+)

374 Bikini *bottom* is the play, not "bikini atoll," idjit. I got that in my first .03 milliseconds of acquaintance.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 14, 2019 08:43 PM (chkoV)

375 When I was in grad school, I occasionally read my papers to my parents, who were somewhat intellectual. I used lots of big words.

I cringe with embarrassment at those memories.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (TdMsT)


That's a sign of your subsequent intellectual development from the larval form. Everyone is embarrassed by his dissertation; things that were revelatory conceptual insights in one's 20s are painfully obvious later.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (GRbI+)

376 Patrick Star is a metaphor for Che Guevara

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (e8kgV)

377 Damn I miss Flapjack. What a trove of sexist, homophobic, selenophobic, round-eyed, ageist, ableist, addiction-shaming hilarity that was in its short, happy life.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (chkoV)

Posted by: jamesmadison501 at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (ryESB)

379 These stupid fairy stories about atomic mutants and such nonsense really torques my scrote. Don't people recognize romance and adventure anymore? What youth of today knows Captains Courageous or Wuthering Heights? Sad.

Posted by: Beast from 20,000 Fathoms at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (ldmQR)

380 I was an English major in college and quickly moved into doing graduate level seminars (by Sophomore year). First one was a Chaucer seminar;I had to do a substantial research paper.By the time I finished it (and this was late 1960s) I was so appalled at the types of articles published in "scholarly" literary journals that I gave up on going to grad school and decided to do something quite different. (However, the late 60s female grad students did make up for the lost scholarly opportunity!). I cannot imagine just how bad it must be now.

Posted by: jamesmadison169 at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (ryESB)

381 Bikini Bottom is...what's the word...oh, yeah--a joke!

This would be funny too, if this nut didn't have a taxpayer-funded gig and access to Other People's Children.

She lives in a pineapple under psychiatric observation. Or should.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (Ndje9)

CNN Failed to Disclose That "Questioner" Who Set Up Elizabeth Warren For Her Probably-Prescripted Viral Zinger Was Donor Who Had Maxed Out His Contributions to Warren

A planted question, a potted answer.

Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren's zinger at an LGBT town hall may have gone viral, but CNN failed to disclose that the questioner donated the federal maximum to her 2018 Massachusetts Senate campaign.

CNN's Chris Cuomo introduced Morgan Cox at the Thursday town hall as "the chair of the Human Rights Campaign board of directors" who was part of "a real estate investment firm in Dallas, Texas." Cox asked Warren what she would say if "a supporter approaches you and says, ‘Senator, I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and one woman.'"

"Well, I'm going to assume it's a guy who said that and I'm going to say, ‘Then just marry one woman. I'm cool with that,'" Warren said, before adding to uproarious laughter, "Assuming you can find one."

The CNN chyron described Cox as "Chair, Human Rights Campaign Board of Directors." It could have just as easily identified Cox as "Donor, Elizabeth Warren."

Cox's Twitter profile indicates that his full name is "Morgan W. Cox III" and he is a partner at the investment firm Marquis Group. The Marquis Group is located in Plano, Tex., part of the larger Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area. FEC filings show that a "Morgan Cox III" from Plano, Tex., who listed his occupation as "investor" donated the legal maximum of $2,700 to Warren's Senate primary campaign in 2017, followed by two donations totaling $2,700 to her general election campaign the following year. Cox also donated $2,700 to the Elizabeth Warren Action Fund PAC.

CNN made another oopsie.

So many oopsies.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:26 PM




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1 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

2 CNN is pitifully bad at lying.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 14, 2019 06:28 PM (u5LFV)

3 Yes! Spider-senses status: OPTIMIZED.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

4 Texas was certainly different in the 1950's when my husband was stationed at Ft. Sam Houston. Loved San Antonia.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (u5LFV)

5 All the town halls are fixed.

Everyone in the audience is a plant.

Where the drama comes in is who the networks choose to call on and what lines they're fed.

Anyone want to take bets on whether CNN auctions off question order and who gets called on when?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)

6 *points to nic*

CNN...CNN...

You gonna learn some day.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (RU4sa)

7 Well, whadayaknow.

Posted by: RI Red at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (Ul5t2)

8

My DICTIONARY teaches me that marriage is between one man and one woman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (aKsyK)

9 Viral singer?

Miley Virus?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (jYnPD)

10 Top ten!

Posted by: CliffClavin at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (dyCMp)

11 At this point don't we just take for granted it's all scripted with plants in the audience?

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (kD8Fh)

12 Does the FCC have jurisdiction to investigate CNN's bias?

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

13 don't forget to pay your cable bill

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (nFwvY)

14 At this point, I assume all town hall questioners are plants. Kinda like hate crimes - hoax/set-up unless proven otherwise.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (bDqIh)

15 They could have had Donna Brazile askthe questions, same thing.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (ZCEU2)

16 If you saw this when it happened you suspected it was scripted. But then you said, Hekawi Liz would never lie or pander

Jokes on her if she makes it to the general.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (8u2cS)

17 Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?

Now the talking point is revoking tax exempt status for churches that teach biblical marriage.

Guess that promise went right up the old poop chute, right Lizzie?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

18 top 20

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (pw+jk)

19 It's all propaganda, even the commercials.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (Bf3hj)

20 How can a partner in an investment firm think that Warren would be good for business? My mind boggles at the stupidity.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (I849g)

21 Does anyone really watch town halls? I just assume they are photo op propaganda free ads.

Posted by: RI Red at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (Ul5t2)

22 So... "I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and one woman."

But his twitter profile is full of pictures of him and his male partner and support for all sorts of gay rights stuff. Mmmm'kay.

Fidelity to one's faith is so old fashioned.

Posted by: Luke Duke at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (238oJ)

23 I figured out this was a plant when Warren said something "spontaneously" funny. She never does that. She can't do that.

Which, for a person with her legal resume is unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your feet.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)

24 Guess that promise went right up the old poop chute, right Lizzie?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

Indian giver.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (jYnPD)

25 So many oopsies.
........

Gonna have to switch to oopties.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

26 Before I get further into this topic, I have to know:

What does Jonah Goldberg think about it? Has David French offered an opinion?

And that other guy, the one on permanent Spanish vacation. He still around?

A nation holds its breath waiting for the Solons of the Cuckpatch to tell it what to think.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

27 Is is just me, or is that habit she has of rubbing her hands together after she thinks she scores a point look Wicked-Witch evil?

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (ZZDMQ)

28 20
How can a partner in an investment firm think that Warren would be good for business? My mind boggles at the stupidity.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (I849g)

Good for all business? No.

Good for donor's business? That's the point.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (jYnPD)

29 Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?


They would usually ask,"how is gay marriage going to hurt you, or your marriage"
That wasn't a rhetorical question. They wanted to know how to Make it hurt.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (Bf3hj)

30 Can you send vape signals by vaping?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: E. "Two Dogs" Warren at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (DMUuz)

31 According to all the John Wayne movies, the Injuns did more chanting and whooping than singing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (8AONa)

32 https://twitter.com/morganwcox3/media

Posted by: Luke Duke at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (238oJ)

33 20 How can a partner in an investment firm think that Warren would be good for business?


dude's name is Mor Cox. not hard to figure out.

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (nFwvY)

34 Sodomy is old fashioned.

Sodomy is as old as the hills but the sodomites of today think they invented sodomy.

Sodomites gotta sodom.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (Z+IKu)

35 "Well, I'm going to assume it's a guy who said that and I'm going to say, 'Then just marry one woman. I
m cool with that,'"


It was plainly a set up but... she wants everyone else to marry more than one woman? I mean if you say "just" that implies the alternative is polygamy...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

36 Was Lizzie's soldier lover there?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

37 "Questioner" Who Set Up Elizabeth Warren For Her Probably-Prescripted Viral Singer

I hate those fucking singing shows as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (1Vobx)

38 Guess that promise went right up the old poop chute, right Lizzie?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

---
Pow Wow Chow Surprise Anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)

39 I assume all the network townhalls are staged top to bottom

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (ZCEU2)

40 5
All the town halls are fixed.

Everyone in the audience is a plant.

Where the drama comes in is who the networks choose to call on and what lines they're fed.

Anyone want to take bets on whether CNN auctions off question order and who gets called on when?


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)

What he said.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (RVnO7)

41 Is is just me, or is that habit she has of rubbing
her hands together after she thinks she scores a point look
Wicked-Witch evil?

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (ZZDMQ)

===
Cruelia DeVille. And yes Warren eats little puppies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (pw+jk)

42 Hekawi Liz is a fascist. She wants to co- opt big companies especially financials because that's where the money is

Small business isn't worth shaking down and must be destroyed

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (8u2cS)

43 >>Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?



Yes, yes I do, and those of us who saw where this would lead were characterized as crazy and paranoid. It won't hurt your marriage, so what do you care, love is love!

I just never imagined how quickly it would go from "bake the d@mn cake" to "we're going to medicate and castrate your son, bigot."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (bDqIh)

44 that implies the alternative is polygamy...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: zombie Brigham Young at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (DMUuz)

45 Am I the only one who didn't find her answer funny...or anywhere near clever?

Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (I849g)

46 "Viral zinger" sounds like it could be painful.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (2Mnv1)

47 Which, for a person with her legal resume is unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your feet.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)

Idealogues have no spontaneous humor in them. They'd always prefer to shriek a diatribe at you. The only way they can ever do "humor" is if it is carefully scripted for them ahead of time. And even then, note that her "humor" is only making fun of the Christians who she hates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

48 32
https://twitter.com/morganwcox3/media

Posted by: Luke Duke at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (238oJ)

It's gheyer than Shep in a tutu in there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (jYnPD)

49 Which, for a person with her legal resume is
unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law
practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your
feet.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)

---
She was an affirmative action hire.

She wasn't skilled or good, she was a token Indian female.

Until she didn't need it any more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

50 cnn:
unfair and unbalanced

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (wscsn)

51 Allowing an activist, and that's what someone who is on the Human Rights Campaign board of directors is, to ask questions at a "town hall" is preposterous on its face.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (ppBhU)

52 "A planted question, a potted answer."

"Come on! A plant is always the answer!" - Weinstein

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (32YRo)

53 Oh, he's an "investor"

Posted by: MAGA at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (I5LRE)

54 Which, for a person with her legal resume is unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your feet.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)

------------

If Liawatha was really any good at lawyerin' she wouldn't have gone into politics.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (qC1Sy)

55 Willowed but appropriate:

301 Go on YouTube for Farrah on The Dating Game

Ultimate smoking!
Posted by: Ignoramus

----

Let me see if I can pull this all together -

Didn't Farrah die of anal cancer?
Posted by: Tonypete

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)

56 his twitter profile is full of pictures of him and his male partner and support for all sorts of gay rights stuff.
.......

Oh boy, here we go again. Cue up the anal jokes.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

57 Pravda is rec league compared to these scomfs

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (WhTSP)

58 >>If Liawatha was really any good at lawyerin' she wouldn't have gone into politics.

Or teaching.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

59 20 How can a partner in an investment firm think that Warren would be good for business? My mind boggles at the stupidity.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (I849g)

==============================
How can Baby's R Us think donating to Planned Parenthood is good for business?

Answer: There's a lot of EXTREMELY stupid people out there.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (fhP7v)

60 It was a plant and Fauxcahontas was prepared for it, because plant. CNN was in on it too. And it going "viral" was (we'll soon find) due to Twitter and Faceborg being in on all that; they shadowban dissenters and promote SJW.

Still... I don't care. It's ultimately Lizzy thumbing the eyes of deplorables just like Hillary did. This will go out as yet another insult to those of us who understand what marriage is.

Word is, also, getting out on what homosexuality is, especially for men, which is trauma from childhood molestation.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)

61 35
"Well, I'm going to assume it's a guy who said that and I'm going to say, 'Then just marry one woman. I

m cool with that,'"



It was plainly a set up but... she wants everyone else to marry more
than one woman? I mean if you say "just" that implies the alternative
is polygamy...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

Ok, seriously who the fuck would want to marry more than one woman?*looks around*Heidi hasn't been around has she?
uuhhmmm cause I mean she's perfect sooo hey, who would want another woman.,..is what I meant.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (RVnO7)

62 "She was an affirmative action hire. She wasn't skilled or good, she was a token Indian female. Until she didn't need it any more."

My point precisely.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (S+f+m)

63 DMUuz)

45 Am I the only one who didn't find her answer funny...or anywhere near clever?
Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (I849g)


It was a "nothing" answer, and as Ace points out, entirely scripted.

All the members of the leftist media (but I repeat myself) are all touching themselves because they believe it is a "centrist" response that will appeal to the Deplorables.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (TdMsT)

64 Town halls, shmown halls. All news[I/] is scripted.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (NH9pa)

65 Well, you can marry more than one woman..just not at the same time.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

66 Test.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (NH9pa)

67 "23 I figured out this was a plant when Warren said something "spontaneously" funny. She never does that. She can't do that.

Which, for a person with her legal resume is unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your feet.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)"


LOL, did she ever litigate a case in her life ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (wscsn)

68 Idealogues have no spontaneous humor in them.
They'd always prefer to shriek a diatribe at you. The only way they
can ever do "humor" is if it is carefully scripted for them ahead of
time. And even then, note that her "humor" is only making fun of the
Christians who she hates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

---
It isn't actually funny, either, it's an insult.

And people laugh because insulting the right targets make them happy, because they are garbage people who thrive on hate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

69 Senator, I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and five wives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

70 Warren said, before adding to uproarious laughter,
........

Crowd smokum too much peace pipe.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

71
Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?

Neal Boortz is fond of repeating that line.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (aKsyK)

72 Senator, I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and a goat from the next village.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

73 Does anyone actually watch that crap?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (jXrK7)

74 The Conservative case for ass raping NBC bimbos, and planted questions on CNN. The asses in Atlanta don't require raping.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (Bf3hj)

75


Morgan Cox at the Thursday town hall as "the chair of the Human Rights Campaign board of directors




Human Rights so do they support all humans or just those who don't like the opposite sex?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (JXWAw)

76 Planted questions are standard CNN operating procedure.


Who actually can take them seriously any more?


Propagandists one and all at that cable channel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

77 My Methodist faith informs me that Elizabeth Warren has a hootchie that tastes like sardines.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

78 Cnn failed. End quote

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (J/Lk+)

79 is there a waiver for siblings?

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (HALdu)

80 Bunch of Homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

81 So CNN is provably a political PAC.


Surely they are breaking some laws with all their bullshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (pPGSp)

82 Idealogues have no spontaneous humor in them.

They'd always prefer to shriek a diatribe at you. The only way they

can ever do "humor" is if it is carefully scripted for them ahead of

time. And even then, note that her "humor" is only making fun of the

Christians who she hates.



Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

I imagine them going over these scripts saying, yeah, that's good, as if they think it will make them more human-like, and amiable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (jYnPD)

83 if anyone went off script and asked a spontaneous question CNN would cut them out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (RVnO7)

84 Ok, seriously who the fuck would want to marry more than one woman?*looks around*Heidi hasn't been around has she?
uuhhmmm cause I mean she's perfect sooo hey, who would want another woman.,..is what I meant.


Good dodge there, CB. We gotcha covered, just in case.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (HaL55)

85 Remember Donna Kelly trying to interview Richard Simmons. What happened to you, CNN?

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (Bf3hj)

86 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (tjNqg)

87 I expect all of the questions are provided by the campaigns. I mean, why do it the Hillary way and have them submit the questions when you can just hand the media their script? Much quicker that way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (hI/80)

88 It was plainly a set up but... she wants everyone else to marry more than one woman? I mean if you say "just" that implies the alternative is polygamy...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

------------------------------

At the very least, it seems to suggest she's cool with polygamy, too...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (CAJOC)

89 That scripted answer tells me she doesn't care about the straight white male vote because it seemed to me just as much anti-male as it was a push back against anti-gay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

90 May Catholic Faith tells me that Every Sperm is Sacred.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (xPJvm)

91 This debate/townhall propaganda has been going on FOR YEARS. Aside from this cycle, in the 2016 one, let's not forget that Hillary got caught getting the debate questions in advance. Caught THAT time. Does ANYONE think that's not routine?

- Questions in advance
- Planted questioners
- (No Doubt) it works other way too, with plants asking GOP candidates tough questions and narrative building questions.
- Issue-Inventory for benefit of Dems (the questions given to both candidates are created to support the Dem issues agenda.... for BOTH parties.)

This is yet another issue we've been complaining loudly about FOR YEARS. I don't know why the GOP would ever agree to participate in debates organized by CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, Etc. Why? What's in it for the GOP candidates? Do they honestly think that naked air time is a driver of votes? It's not, when the entire event is orchestrated and coordinated to make YOU look bad and turn off people from voting from you.

But the GOP-E remains stuck in a state of Media understanding from the 1980s to 1990s.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (DRgs8)

92 I'm old fashioned and my faith tells me marriage is between one woman and her brother.

Posted by: Sultana Ilhan Omar at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

93 Iran has some serious abuse issues, yet Morgan and partner are comfortably situated in the US, while supposedly being all about "human rights."

Funny how that works, isn't it?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (qC1Sy)

94



Cox's Twitter profile indicates that his full name is "Morgan W. Cox III



And Morgan Cox really likes c*cks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (JXWAw)

95 As I have gone through the last 29 1/2 years of my life, I have identified lack of a sense of humor as one of the biggest tells for being an evil ahole, period.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (wscsn)

96 73
Does anyone actually watch that crap?


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (jXrK7)

Trump rally coverage beat out LQBLT circle-jerk, IIRC.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (jYnPD)

97 Mrs. Warren, Mrs. Warren .. follow up question please?

If a candidate puts fake Indian recipes in a cookbook to substantiate a false claim (to steal a spot from a real Native American at Harvard) she is Native American, is that candidate more dishonest or more ignorant?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

98 The media is a monster that needs to be slain.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (H8QX8)

99 Good dodge there, CB. We gotcha covered, just in case.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (HaL55)

Thanks cause the ettes are on in her corner. Ya know loyalty...."chicks or dicks".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (RVnO7)

100 I imagine them going over these scripts saying, yeah, that's good, as if
they think it will make them more human-like, and amiable.


"The key to success in life is sincerity. If you can fake that, the world is your oyster."

- Groucho Marx, my kind of Marxist

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (HaL55)

101 "Senator, I spilled some water on my script. Can you read for me question #4?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (hI/80)

102 saw the tape. obvious plant. you could see she was waiting for the set-up and said her line without skipping a beat. everything she does is calculated, and that's why her lies are so offensive.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (Pg+x7)

103



Someone should have asked her if her tribe believes that marriage is between one brave and one squaw

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (JXWAw)

104 I imagine them going over these scripts saying, yeah, that's good, as if they think it will make them more human-like, and amiable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel

They think you need the Rowdy Roddy Piper glasses to view their real selves, but you don't really - you can see their lizard skin just as plain as day...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (32YRo)

105 In other news, Beh-toe threw down the mish scented glove in challenge to Mary Pete and his assertion that Piss Pants needs to pick fights in order to stay "relevant".

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (BRpqW)

106 "Assuming you can find one"

not everyone can land a trophy shrew like Liz's hubby did.

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (nFwvY)

107 She wasn't skilled or good, she was a token Indian female.

Until she didn't need it any more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

Yup. The skills needed to beat the President would demand a very good ability to improvise. AOC might manage it: there are a few professional comedians with the skill. But no wit and no track record of creating actual jobs means Trump will beat her like a rented mule. Not even a united media + Big Tech can make President Fauxcahantas happen.

Posted by: trev006 at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (frhjW)

108 69 Senator, I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and five wives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)
=======================
Mine is one man and up to four wives

Posted by: Iman Muslim at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (fhP7v)

109 Seriously, this has been studied. You pick up any newspaper and focus on just the "news" -- disregard the OpEd stuff -- and between a third and half of it is press releases with no changes made at all.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (NH9pa)

110 I just came here for the Cox.

Posted by: Schleppin' Shep at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (khDB6)

111 17 Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?

Now the talking point is revoking tax exempt status for churches that teach biblical marriage.

Guess that promise went right up the old poop chute, right Lizzie?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis



I remember that those of use who warned that gay marriage would lead to this moment were mocked by the 'experts'. It didn't take long for the ole goal posts to be moved.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (g/gkH)

112 It's MNF time, and I haven't had decent suicide wings in far too long (

Posted by: Pontillos Pizza at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (Bf3hj)

113 if a polygamist is man with too many wives, what is a monogamist?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (tjNqg)

114 The vid of warren refusing to answer the middle class tax question is funny.

She thinks that answer is going to get her through an election?

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (HALdu)

115 sock_rat_eez

Oh, yes, this about the lack of sense of humor. And that cuts across the political spectrum.

Which I why I like AoS so much.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (S+f+m)

116 How many ways can you say lying cock sucker?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (cEsBM)

117 if a polygamist is man with too many wives, what is a monogamist?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (tjNqg)



a man without enough blowjobs.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (HALdu)

118 "89 That scripted answer tells me she doesn't care about the straight white male vote because it seemed to me just as much anti-male as it was a push back against anti-gay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq) "



Bingo.

"If you can find one."

No snark there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (wscsn)

119 Teigen is going down hill faster than Spider Sabich.

Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (RuIsu)

120 116
How many ways can you say lying cock sucker?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (cEsBM)

Try me!!! or fly me!!

Posted by: Shep! at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (RVnO7)

121 So CNN is provably a political PAC.


Surely they are breaking some laws with all their bullshit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (pPGSp)
---------------

I don't remember which network ran the "interview" but, it was one where Hillary and Slow Joe visited with Joe's mom, I think it was. Anyway, it was plainly a political ad disguised as an "interview."

Point being, nothing new, the press does payment in kind with the DNC all the time and nothing is ever done about it.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (qC1Sy)

122 I imagine them going over these scripts saying,
yeah, that's good, as if they think it will make them more human-like,
and amiable.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (jYnPD)

---
"I'm gonna get me, uh, a beer."

Totally genuine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

123 Morgan Cox.

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (/k3t3)

124 113 if a polygamist is man with too many wives, what is a monogamist?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (tjNqg)

-------------------------------------

A man with too many wife!


I keed, I keed...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (CAJOC)

125 Yeah, Art, cuts across indeed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (wscsn)

126 Leftism has only has movable goal posts that they never reach.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (ZCEU2)

127 The only good town halls are where there's a couple guys heating up a bucket of roofing tar and another one cutting open down pillows. Keeps things honest.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (C1Lsn)

128 That scripted answer tells me she doesn't care about
the straight white male vote because it seemed to me just as much
anti-male as it was a push back against anti-gay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq)


That's why I hope she's the nominee because in the general tons of people will sit home rather than vote for her and Trump will win in a landslide

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (JXWAw)

129 I have an idea for a new Charlie's Angels movie. To better reflect average America, the angels are all minority trans women. Charlie reveals early on that he is now transitioning, but keeping the name Charlie. Instead of killing the bad guys, the angels make them realize that they are only bad because of a lifetime of misgendering, and have an informal information seminar wherein the angels relate their individual transition stories and provide resources for questioning transgenders. It'll be huge!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (dNzKv)

130 There are polygamists in my neighborhood. The women who agree to that generally could never get a single suitor to go anywhere near her. If you can hold Greta 20 years older in your mind, with even more anger, you'd have it.

Posted by: Pontillos Pizza at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (Bf3hj)

131 Ok, seriously who the fuck would want to marry more than one woman?*looks around*Heidi hasn't been around has she?
uuhhmmm cause I mean she's perfect sooo hey, who would want another woman.,..is what I meant.
Mrs. Refugee has suggested suitable candidates for polygamy. Unfortunately, the starlets on that list don't hang out around here.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (8AONa)

132 A man with too many wife!





I keed, I keed...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (CAJOC)

---
actually, that's the answer: a man with too many wives.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (tjNqg)

133

Certainly Not News
Communist News Network
Corrupt News Network
C'mon Now Nancy

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

134 So, do like gladiators, Cox?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (khDB6)

135 That's why I hope she's the nominee because in the general tons of people will sit home


That's the democrats general strategy. You sit home, we'll do the voting.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (dNzKv)

136 Democrats can never agree if Sistah Wives are Creepy or Ultra-Cool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Kpl3J)

137 Christian men with real beliefs have trouble finding a woman to marry them? Isn't that really Squaw Lizzy's message?


Whoever scripted that "clever" response apparently thinks they don't need the Christian vote, not even the marginally Christian vote. (that includes black and Hispanic that might be stronger on mostly-Christian ideals of marriage than whites.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Cus5s)

138 M-organ.
Cox.
Yeah.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

139 45 Am I the only one who didn't find her answer funny...or anywhere near clever?
Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (I849g)



It was a zingless "zinger".

And I don't see how it's centrist, becuz -

You have to buy into the premise behind the joke which is -

Normal, traditional, Christian males will by unable to find a woman, because today's modern with-it laydeez are all about random sex and one night stands and surprise anal and need a man particularly a Christian man like a fish need a bicycle and don't want to be burdened with kids and yucko! a man and would rather get with a sistah to make tortillas IYKWIM and the only reason they might, might want to get with a man and get pregnant is to have an abortion and announce it proudly to the world.

But, yeah, if you buy into all that then yes, Lizzy Warren is quite the wit.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (XCfh1)

140 .
Contains
Nothing
Newsworthy

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (tjNqg)

141 The "zinger" isn't clever. It's an amalgam of two very very old leftist quips.

1. If you don't want a (gay marriage / abortion / whatever), don't have one.

2. Why are you against abortions, nobody's going to impregnate you anyway you hideous skank.

Note:

Regarding point one, they don't seem to apply this shit logic to things THEY don't like and want banned, EG guns.

Posted by: Hannibal at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (9t0Zz)

142 As I have gone through the last 29 1/2 years of my life, I have identified lack of a sense of humor as one of the biggest tells for being an evil ahole, period.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (wscsn)

Absolutely correct! Every asshole has this one common denominator.

The worst are the ones who only laugh when their superior tells a joke so they can brown nose.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (Z+IKu)

143 the bigger mystery is who would agree to marry warren?

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (HALdu)

144 Is is just me, or is that habit she has of rubbing her hands together after she thinks she scores a point look Wicked-Witch evil?
Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM

Or Lady Macbeth-ish.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (COzlW)

145 132 A man with too many wife!





I keed, I keed...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (CAJOC)

---
actually, that's the answer: a man with too many wives.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (tjNqg)

----------------------------

I know, but I prefer not to incur the wrath of the married 'ettes.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (CAJOC)

146 66 Test.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (NH9pa)

Good news and bad news.


Good news is that you passed the test!

Bad news is that you posted at AoS, so there are now a number of government spy agencies that are tracking you 24/7.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

147 The shrew-ness is great with Hiawatha. No one wants to endure 4 years of nagging shrew-ness in their face - I really think this was a huge factor in Hilary's loss - plain folks could smell the on-coming shrew in-you-face-ness that four years of Hilary represented - MS Prickly Prune Hiawatha offers the same shrieking shrew-ness - no thanks.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (32YRo)

148 Going for the traditionalist Mormon vote eh?

Mitt should be good with that, as long as it doesn't upset his apple cart.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 14, 2019 06:52 PM (O8SrN)

149 The only good town halls are where there's a couple guys heating up a bucket of roofing tar and another one cutting open down pillows. Keeps things honest.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (C1Lsn)
...........

Can I man the stocks?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

150 Mitt should be good with that, as long as it doesn't upset his apple cart.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 14, 2019 06:52 PM (O8SrN)

Or his rice bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (cEsBM)

151 Trump is the Greatest Show On Earth!

Posted by: demoncrat at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (qt4u3)

152 She's doing the same type of "humor" that all of the Woke late night shows do now - lecturing the audience and expecting them to Laugh out of Duty to the Cause.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (Kpl3J)

153 Warren is Greta Scruntberg as an adult. She's gonna make Hillary look genuine and likeable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (ppBhU)

154 "Well, I'm going to assume it's a guy who said that and I'm going to say, "Then just marry one woman. I'm cool with that,'" Warren said, before adding to uproarious laughter, "Assuming you can find one."

__________________________


1. Don't give a rat's ass what Elizabeth Warren is cool with. The self-importance associated with saying that is disturbing.

2. Essentially, she's insulting every single person who believes in traditional marriage.


This was not a good answer. It was a polarizing answer that will lose more votes than it earns. Sooooo, viral that shit away.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (z4MU6)

155 Her 'zinger' was 'othering' the majority of people in society.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

156 Government in marriage is a fucking joke. In 19xx (too long ago) they still had STD test to get a license in Collin Cty TX.

I blame churches. Why the fuck did any church allow government to get into marriage. Now it is in tax codes. And SS recognizes benefits.

Government is not allow in your bedroom!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

157 Mitt should be good with that, as long as it doesn't upset his apple cart.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 14, 2019 06:52 PM (O8SrN)
-------------

Speaking of Mitt, he's been kind of quiet lately.

I wonder if someone had a "talk" with him or if he tanked in the polls in Utah?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (qC1Sy)

158 Whoever scripted that "clever" response apparently
thinks they don't need the Christian vote, not even the marginally
Christian vote. (that includes black and Hispanic that might be stronger
on mostly-Christian ideals of marriage than whites.


Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Cus5s)

---
Yes, the remark made no sense to anyone who isn't well down the prog rabbit hole.

It was a transparent attempt to say "Hey dudes, if you want to get laid, act like you're cool with gay stuff!"

Like Liz Warren of all people is the keeper of the Cool Kidz lunch table.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

159 Bad news is that you posted at AoS, so there are now a number of government spy agencies that are tracking you 24/7.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
________

At least they're more-or-less discreet and relatively benign, unlike the news media who would dox me or sexually assault me or both.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (NH9pa)

160 You know we should have Cher redo her "Halfbreed" song as "1/1024th breed"

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (HALdu)

161 So CNN used the impromptu questioners real name?

It's like they do not care anymore.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (cSU3r)

162 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who looks set to lose his parliamentary majority after an Oct. 21 election, said on Monday he needed a strong government to keep standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.

???
Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (cEsBM)

163 Everything is phony in politics, EXPECIALLY with Squaw Running Behind.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

164
Like Liz Warren of all people is the keeper of the Cool Kidz lunch table.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

-------------

"I'm gonna get me a beer" really set her apart from the rest of the candidates!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (qC1Sy)

165 I asked a milenial this weekend why there was so much focus on global warming when it would help California if a lot of the "big thinkers" would concentrate on stopping the wind to help the firefighters. I was told that would be impossible! But stopping global warming is not impossible!

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (lonOK)

166 saw the tape. obvious plant. you could see she was
waiting for the set-up and said her line without skipping a beat.
everything she does is calculated, and that's why her lies are so
offensive.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (Pg+x7)


That's why Trump would destroy her in any "debate" since he'll take her and the media covering for her off script. Every line she utters has been passed by a focus group and rehearsed. Barky the Pooch Eater may have read everything, but at least he could think on his feet. Warren will just go blank.
Speaking of deer in the headlights, our brave governor Newsom signed legislation for "you kill it, you grill it" regarding road kill. Who says CA is floundering in a moral abyss? I see truck sales skyrocketing.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (Z1ykJ)

167 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (arJlL)

168 Huh. I understand Epstein was also an "investor". I wonder if this Cox guy is another "investor" in the same mold as Epstein . . . with a little variation, apparently.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (qvtWL)

169 102 mjc "everything she does is calculated. that's why her lies are so offensive..."

trump may be dishonest in the service of vanity or puffery ("biggest inauguration crowd in history"), but her lies are planned and crafted to deceive and manipulate.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (Pg+x7)

170 153 Warren is Greta Scruntberg as an adult. She's gonna make Hillary look genuine and likeable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (ppBhU)

There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary. I thought about that for a minute and decided they are both equally nauseating.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

171 That scripted answer tells me she doesn't care about
the straight white male vote


Democrats seem to understand the last 3 presidential elections that they have no shot at the white male vote, so they aren't even going to try.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (KZzsI)

172 Someone needs to show me the daylight between [ENTER NAME OF "NEWS CASTER"] and the spokes holes for the DNC or any of the Dem candidates?

Seriously, what's going to be different between getting interviewed by Chuck Todd or Jennifer Palmeri?

Interview by Jake Tapper vs. Ben Rhodes?

Political "news" as propounded by Wolf Blitzer vs. Tom Perez?

There is no difference. None at all. Pick any political issue or event, and show me how any of the above would do anything other than completely agree with one another. Dem problems/issues barely mentioned or ignored completely when not spun to best possible analysis for Dems, even if you have to lie to get there? Of course, it's the exact opposite for all GOP issues.

I don't go the DNC for news or opinion, and for the same reasons, I don't look to CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, etc., for news or opinion.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (DRgs8)

173 ......wherein the angels relate their individual transition stories and provide resources for questioning transgenders. It'll be huge!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

That's....YUGE!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (vcOmj)

174 156
Government in marriage is a fucking joke. In 19xx (too long ago) they still had STD test to get a license in Collin Cty TX.



I blame churches. Why the fuck did any church allow government to
get into marriage. Now it is in tax codes. And SS recognizes benefits.



Government is not allow in your bedroom!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

---
Because marriage is the foundation of human society and western civilization. Without it, both will fail to exist.

Government recognized this crucial institution and created laws to strengthen it. Blood tests, licenses were there to make sure it was treated as a serious matter, not just something thrown away out of boredom.

You can't "get government out of marriage" any more than you can get government to stop taxing people.

The question is what side is the government on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

175 137 Christian men with real beliefs have trouble finding a woman to marry them? Isn't that really Squaw Lizzy's message?


Whoever scripted that "clever" response apparently thinks they don't need the Christian vote, not even the marginally Christian vote. (that includes black and Hispanic that might be stronger on mostly-Christian ideals of marriage than whites.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Cus5s)

Ever notice all incels are game playing, jerking off, low life weasels??

Get the fuck out of the basement and find a life. Go kill a deer. Go catch a fish. Go run a race.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

176 I'm getting tired of reading all your denunciations of scripted answers.

Posted by: Zombie Lloyd Bentsen at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (9vQJW)

177 We around here seem to know that Climate Change is a cult. Let's not forget that cults are dangerous.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (NH9pa)

178 What did Mrs. Trebek say when Morgan slipped out of the shower and fell on top of her?
"Oh dear! I'm covered with dripping ___!!

Posted by: Sean Connery at October 14, 2019 06:58 PM (khDB6)

179 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (myjNJ)

180 Speaking of deer in the headlights, our brave
governor Newsom signed legislation for "you kill it, you grill it"
regarding road kill. Who says CA is floundering in a moral abyss? I see
truck sales skyrocketing.


Posted by: clutch cargo
=======
Cannibal Bob needs to check some details on this legislation.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (8AONa)

181 but her lies are planned and crafted to deceive and manipulate.
Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (Pg+x7)

Yep.

$467K per annum.

Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (M3a0a)

182 Just put on Levin, after the hour he is going to play more of Project Veritas clips released today.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (ZCEU2)

183 The question is what side is the government on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
________

This is going to seem obvious in a Columbus' Egg sort of way once you see it:

Government is on the side of government.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (NH9pa)

184 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.

I wouldn't put it that way. She's less despised than Hillary but neither is likable at any level. Hillary is nasty and corrupt, and Warren is that prim bitch who always was turning everyone in at work and runs the Home Owner's Association. She's Karen. She's the teacher you hated in school, not because she was tough and demanded you worked hard, but because she was just mean and made fun of you. She's the hall monitor, the one who demands to see the manager. She's the one that won't let things go because it doesn't really matter, but always makes sure the boss hears about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

185 Fake fake fake fake. Fake, fake. Fake? Fake fake fake fake. Fake! Fake fakity-fake fake.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (gAXBD)

186 179 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (myjNJ)

Honestly between work and home, some days I am so damn busy I would not mind another wife to help out with chores.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

187 Ever notice all incels are game playing, jerking off, low life weasels??



Get the fuck out of the basement and find a life. Go kill a deer. Go catch a fish. Go run a race.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

---
There are several strains. A big one is the actual feminist liberal guy who gets treated as a doormat. Beta-orbiter I think is the term. We used to call it being LJBF "let's just be friends."

Ironically, we know that "feminist ally" men are the biggest cads of them all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

188 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


Well she is a thinner snake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:00 PM (cEsBM)

189 174
Lloyd

The Big Govt is on the side to destroy marriage. That is my point!

Laws are changed by evil, fallen men ( and women) to meet the current fad.

When I was in my 30s and 40s it cost about 30k per year to be married. That buys a nice truck.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:01 PM (JFO2v)

190 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


Well she is a thinner snake
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:00 PM (cEsBM)

That low bar thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:01 PM (cEsBM)

191 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually
said Warren is more likable than Hillary. I thought about that for a
minute and decided they are both equally nauseating.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (a0IVu)



C'mon on now they are both very down to earth relatable people. Hillary with her bottle of hot sauce and Liz drinking a can of firewater. How much more common people can it get?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:01 PM (dduq0)

192
OT

I fvckin' knew it. I always said, even if Trump gives them every tax return he ever filed, it won't be enough; they'll go after his bank records.

Well, they just have.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 07:01 PM (K28Rw)

193 Oh boy, here we go again. Cue up the anal jokes.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM


Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Posted by: zombie Gomer Pyle at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (DMUuz)

194 Bad news is that you posted at AoS, so there are now a number of government spy agencies that are tracking you 24/7.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

*Sipping Pina Coladas with Lois Lerner.

Suck it bitchez.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (M3a0a)

195 179 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (myjNJ)




you somali?

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (HALdu)

196 Like saying cholera is better than typhoid.

Not really a good choice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (gAXBD)

197 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM


That arrangement is known as polyandry.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (DMUuz)

198 Honestly between work and home, some days I am so damn busy I would not mind another wife to help out with chores.

You'd like 2 wives to help out with the chores.

You'd settle for 2 wives who kept each other occupied and thus didn't get in the way of you doing the chores.

You'll get nagging in stereo while you do the chores.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

199 I always thought that if you could have as many squaws as your string of ponies could support.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (2Mnv1)

200 Warren s only more 'likable' than Hillary in the sense that people are less familiar with her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

201 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


That's a lot like saying giving Satan a blowjob is more pleasurable than getting ass-fucked by Satan.


Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (XCfh1)

202 Boudica > Warren

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (gAXBD)

203 Speaking of deer in the headlights, our brave governor Newsom signed legislation for "you kill it, you grill it" regarding road kill. Who says CA is floundering in a moral abyss? I see truck sales skyrocketing.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (Z1ykJ)

You kill it, you grill it, but you can't make it into a fur coat!

Posted by: Surfperch, trapped in Commiefornia at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (flrWR)

204 Warren is that ex that always knew exactly the thing to say that hurt the most in front of her smug, sneering friends.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

205 You'll get nagging in stereo while you do the chores.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (jYnPD)

206
177 We around here seem to know that Climate Change is a cult. Let's not forget that cults are dangerous.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (NH9pa)


It is a religion. The objects of worship are the leading purveyors of "climate change."

Apostates are to condemned, labeled, and kept from employment and polite society.

In some arts of the world, apostates are arrested for their sins.

The gods of climate change are more grim than the Puritan God ever hoped to be.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (TdMsT)

207 Sen. Warren, what would you say to a full-blood Cherokee who thinks you can't parallel park for shit?

Posted by: Furious George, Asking Questions at a CNN Town Hall at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (9vQJW)

208 Like saying cholera is better than typhoid.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
________

But have you ever heard of love in the time of typhoid?

Posted by: @GabrielGarciaMarquez_Ouija at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (NH9pa)

209 Government is on the side of government.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (NH9pa)

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That's a non-answer.

Laws are written to benefit someone. Hitherto, laws supported marriage. Now they attack it. Obergefell has made a tangled mess out of family law and created a new government-endorsed orthodoxy that is being used as a weapon against religion.

Government is never neutral.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

210
There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.

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They're equally unlikable, but Hillary is far, FAR more evil IMO.

Warren has stupid ideas about socialism and as head of that CFPB in its deluxe offices, she would have harmed you and me immensely, but I can't see her traveling the world actively scamming millions of dollars out of foreign treasuries. I guess I just don't see her as seeing *herself* as that big a playa. She's more like "I'll call myself an Indian so I can be invited to luncheons" little sneak.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (K28Rw)

211 Honestly being second husband sounds like it has its advantages. "OK you keep her happy and I'll watch the game today. Tomorrow, I'll take over and you can go fishing"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

212 199 I always thought that if you could have as many squaws as your string of ponies could support.
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (2Mnv1)

In Utah 2nd and on wives and kids are all on welfare!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

213 Appalling!

Posted by: Donna Brazile at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (Pzzpr)

214 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.

True. And Stalin was more cuddly than Hitler.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (Z1eux)

215
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (KCxzN)

216 162 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who looks set to lose his parliamentary majority after an Oct. 21 election, said on Monday he needed a strong government to keep standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.

???
Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup



CANADIAN INTERFERENCE INTO AMERICAN POLITICS!! OMG!!!! SCANDALOUS!!! WAR!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, invade Canada now! at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (g/gkH)

217 Speaking of polyandry -

I read a long time ago that the only place it's practiced as an ongoing thing is in Tibet (IIRC).

due to the difficulty involved in farming there.

It takes two guys to make it work, but not work well enough to have their own wives.

Usually the husbands are brothers.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (XCfh1)

218 We around here seem to know that Climate Change is a cult. Let's not forget that cults are dangerous.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (NH9pa)

It has become a religion. Not a cult.

A religion.

Not only Climate Change. Genderism. Everything.

Cults are freaks and short lived. Religions are long-lived.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (M3a0a)

219 you somali?
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (HALdu)

Nope. All American mayhem whose hubbymayhem is a truck driver. It gets lonesome sometimes.
Ideally, the second hubbymayhem would be an identical twin to the first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week. Then I would be a very satisfied madame

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (myjNJ)

220 You'll get nagging in stereo while you do the chores.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM


That's not nagging, more like direction helpful suggestions.

Posted by: The Wives at October 14, 2019 07:07 PM (DMUuz)

221 211
Honestly being second husband sounds like it has its advantages. "OK
you keep her happy and I'll watch the game today. Tomorrow, I'll take
over and you can go fishing"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

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You are so right! In fact, why have just one extra husband?

Posted by: Cuckpatch authors at October 14, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

222 I don't think Warren is the amoral megalomaniac that Hillary is. She's rotten, but not to that hideous degree of soulless corruption. She's a lying, cheating shit, but with less ambition.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

223 You'll get nagging in stereo .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

That was a Cars song, no?

Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (M3a0a)

224 Usually the husbands are brothers.

That's gonna make ye olde Eiffel Tower a little awkward.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (ppBhU)

225 Jean Seberg had two husbands in Paint Your Wagon.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (kD8Fh)

226 Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.

Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (3KNlT)

227 Going for the traditionalist Mormon vote eh?

Mitt should be good with that, as long as it doesn't upset his apple cart.


Mitt is a member of the LDS Church and appears to be in good standing. Contrary to common belief, the LDS Church does not harbor a secret affection for Polygamous "Mormons". In fact, they actively seek out Polygamous "Mormons" who are still on the roles of the LDS Church and excommunicate them.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (9t0Zz)

228 Whoopsie!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (Js8Dx)

229 Speaking of polyandry -

Ooh. You've got my attention...

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (VP1E6)

230 . She's rotten, but not to that hideous degree of soulless corruption. She's a lying, cheating shit, but with less ambition.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

But with more wavy arms.

Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (M3a0a)

231 Warren is a lightweight compared to Hillary.

I mean, how many of her friends have committed suicide?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (gAXBD)

232 That's a lot like saying giving Satan a blowjob is more pleasurable than getting ass-fucked by Satan.

We don't talk or think this way in Bucks County.

Posted by: Becky Cloggenstein of Doylestown, PA at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (Jj+59)

233 So obviously that was a campaign finance violation because it was a thing of value.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (gVh4g)

234 224 Usually the husbands are brothers.

That's gonna make ye olde Eiffel Tower a little awkward.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (ppBhU)

Both guys can see TV.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (JFO2v)

235
In all fairness, Democrats are setting up Trump's one-liners also.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (t5m5e)

236 217 Speaking of polyandry - . . .

Usually the husbands are brothers.
Posted by: naturalfake
__________

Go on . . .

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (9vQJW)

237 somebody should organize a MoMe at the next warren ralley.

we could tailgate outside in feathered headdresses, smoke peace pipes and hand out blankets.

then we could stand politely by and ask the rally goers to explain why they support her.

or throw milkshakes at them, harass them and beat them up.

turnabout's fair play, you know...

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)

238 Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.
Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (3KNlT)

Sorry. No.

Liz Warren is the sister I disowned in 2016.

Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 07:11 PM (M3a0a)

239 we could tailgate outside in feathered headdresses, smoke peace pipes and hand out blankets.


I'll bring the ritual craps table and roulette wheel.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:12 PM (gAXBD)

240 237 somebody should organize a MoMe at the next warren ralley.

we could tailgate outside in feathered headdresses, smoke peace pipes and hand out blankets.

then we could stand politely by and ask the rally goers to explain why they support her.

or throw milkshakes at them, harass them and beat them up.

turnabout's fair play, you know...
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)

Liawath In?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:12 PM (JFO2v)

241 Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.

Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (3KNlT)
..........

re-gifted from the neighbor you hate.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 07:12 PM (v0R5T)

242 231
Warren is a lightweight compared to Hillary.


Liz is retail corruption.

Hillary is wholesale.

Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

243 Liz Warren is the sister I disowned in 2016.
Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 07:11 PM (M3a0a)

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Damn...

My condolences, golfman.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (RU4sa)

244 Lizzie is that school teacher everyone dreads having next semester.

Please, please, please! Not Mrs Passwater.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (xPJvm)

245 216 162 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who looks set to lose his parliamentary majority after an Oct. 21 election, said on Monday he needed a strong government to keep standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.

???
Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup


CANADIAN INTERFERENCE INTO AMERICAN POLITICS!! OMG!!!! SCANDALOUS!!! WAR!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, invade Canada now! at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (g/gkH)

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Keeps standing up to Trump? Did I miss something?

Honestly, I doubt Trump even gives him a second thought

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (CAJOC)

246 Go on . . .
Posted by: Ilhan Omar


Ilhan, how many of your brothers did you date before deciding on Mr Right...-To-Emigrate?

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (IMdOQ)

247 >>> Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.

Liz Warren is your ex-wife's attorney,

Posted by: fluffy at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (dCRRg)

248 The other major problem with the "News Media" problem, that we don't talk about enough in here, is the strength of the Progressive media to push discussion, generally.

I see it clearly, because I don't consume any content at all from CNN,MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, New York Times, WaPo, etc. But it's downright amazing how much I stay up to date with their content. Sure, it's filtered through Conservative channels, but the point is, THEY talk about their talking points, and WE talk about THEIR talking points.

How often is the entire Country looking at an issue as framed by Conservatives? Much huh.

The left is perfectly connected through an organized matrix of elected officials, interests groups, news media, influencers, working together, to drive public opinion not based on convincing through reason, but instead by long-term psychological effects of Progressive view-point analysis to the almost total exclusion of the Conservative viewpoint, as-framed by Conservatives (the Left props up an entire industry of Democrat-approved "Conservatives" to use when discussing the issues on TV and in print.).

Major problem here folks. Where the hell is the "Media Department" and Media strategists for OUR elected officials? Where is their plan for creating new and bigger conservatives channels? Senators and GOP House members have been asleep at the wheel for DECADES on these issues.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (DRgs8)

249 Liz Warren is a nasty mean snotty librarian that hates people and thinks they should not be allowed to read "her" books.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (myjNJ)

250 Mitt is a member of the LDS Church and appears to be
in good standing. Contrary to common belief, the LDS Church does not
harbor a secret affection for Polygamous "Mormons". In fact, they
actively seek out Polygamous "Mormons" who are still on the roles of the
LDS Church and excommunicate them.



Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (9t0Zz)

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Been that way for a while. I think it was a requirement for statehood.

I wonder how much of Utah is descended from Brigham Young. The family tree must be a mighty forest by now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)

251 Are they sure it's not "Cux III"??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (Dh1wo)

252 That arrangement is known as polyandry.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM

That's us. A trans woman and a gay man living in Holy matrimony as God ordained.

Posted by: Polly and Rye at October 14, 2019 07:14 PM (COzlW)

253 I don't care how many wives Mitt has, but does he believe the golden tablets story? I'd like to know if he believes Joseph Smith, wife, illiterate, transcribe, re bury etc.
C'mon man. Faith is fine, but don't blow this up my a**.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 14, 2019 07:14 PM (Jj+59)

254 Keeps standing up to Trump? Did I miss something?



Honestly, I doubt Trump even gives him a second thought

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (CAJOC)

He beat Trump in the evening gown portion of the program.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:14 PM (jYnPD)

255 Honestly being second husband sounds like it has its advantages. "OK you keep her happy and I'll watch the game today. Tomorrow, I'll take over and you can go fishing"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

All I see in this scenario is endless sloppy seconds.

No thanks.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (VDb57)

256 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Fun fact, that actually has a different name: polyandry.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)

257 So she likes Cox. $5700 worth of Cox.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (gVh4g)

258 Nope. All American mayhem whose hubbymayhem is a truck driver. It gets lonesome sometimes.
Ideally, the second hubbymayhem would be an identical twin to the first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week. Then I would be a very satisfied madame
Posted by: madamemayhem
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Wasn't that a Tom Hanks movie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (eYD0A)

259 OT (sorta): Joe Biden saying he will beat Trump like a drum if he is the D nominee...dude is a legend in his own mind.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (a0IVu)

260 Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.


That would be pretty funny if everyone, and I do mean everyone on the right sent Warren the absolute worst fruitcake they could find for Christmas.

Try to time it so they all arrive on the same day.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (XCfh1)

261
All I see in this scenario is endless sloppy seconds.



No thanks.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (VDb57)

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The Paolo on extended retainer.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)

262 Hillary ignored the straight male vote to run up the vote in already Deep Blue enclaves.
How'd that work out?

Neither Hillary nor Liz get math, nor read a map, and especially not read a map with math

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (8u2cS)

263 *CNN Failed*

Ace, it is not nice to tease the Horde.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (cSU3r)

264 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who looks
set to lose his parliamentary majority after an Oct. 21 election, said
on Monday he needed a strong government to keep standing up to U.S.
President Donald Trump.



???

Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (cEsBM)


Plus he needs to stay in power to afford all of the costumes he likes to wear. Tomorrow it's Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (dduq0)

265 Fun fact, that actually has a different name: polyandry.
Posted by: bonhomme
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So, Mr. & Mr. Buttrig?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (eYD0A)

266 >>There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


Talk about damning with faint praise!
Hillary is spectacularly unlikeable to a large portion of the public that Lizzie Warren seems preferable. Compared to just about any other candidate, not s much. She's Hillary with more energy and no body count.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:17 PM (bDqIh)

267 So CNN is fake news?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (87EdW)

268 Liz Warren is the woman who's been standing in front of you in the grocery line for ten minutes, arguing about an expired coupon, who then waits until everything else is checked out and put into bags before she finally starts to open her purse, then pulls out her checkbook.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

269 All American mayhem whose hubbymayhem is a truck driver. It gets lonesome sometimes.

Ideally, the second hubbymayhem would be an identical twin to the
first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week.
Then I would be a very satisfied madame

Posted by: madamemayhem


You keep serving up those softballs to torture the horde, don't you?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (jYnPD)

270 Plus he needs to stay in power to afford all of the costumes he likes to wear. Tomorrow it's Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (dduq0)

If his party loses on 10/21, he will have that much more time to work on his Halloween costumes.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (a0IVu)

271 256 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Fun fact, that actually has a different name: polyandry.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)

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Based on my deep and intensive research, polygamy is just multiple spouses. Polyandry is multiple husbands, and polygyny is multiple wives.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (CAJOC)

272 Wasn't that a Tom Hanks movie?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (eYD0A)

Isn't everything?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (myjNJ)

273 267
So CNN is fake news?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (87EdW)

With a fake indian being asked a fake question. It's a trifaketa.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (jYnPD)

274 You know, I suppose I could have stayed home and made Powwow Chow . . .

Posted by: DistHillary at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (9vQJW)

275 Liz Warren is my mother-in-law.

Always wrong but never in doubt.

And very mean to the wrong sort.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (rw1l7)

276 would be an identical twin to the
first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week.
Then I would be a very satisfied madame

Posted by: madamemayhem




so, brothers

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)

277 Plus he needs to stay in power to afford all of the costumes he likes to wear. Tomorrow it's Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (dduq0)

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He's the dean from Community?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (CAJOC)

278 Biden means he'll take Trump behind the football stands in his varsity jacket with a six foot length of chain

Trump would take one look and have his bodyguard shoot Biden in the knees

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (8u2cS)

279 All the shiiting on men is popular with left wing men and their cuck counterparts.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (KNsKs)

280 276 would be an identical twin to the
first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week.
Then I would be a very satisfied madame

Posted by: madamemayhem




so, brothers
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)

--------------------------------

Maybe not. Ever see the movie Multiplicity? Just watch out for that last clone.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:20 PM (CAJOC)

281 >>Wasn't that a Tom Hanks movie?

Michael Keaton.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

282 I'll Corn Pop his ass.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 14, 2019 07:21 PM (3KNlT)

283 Warren our next president! AOC next secretary of homeland security. Thanks for letting me know you are not fox news watchers ;but get your news from the daily stormer!

Posted by: raimondo at October 14, 2019 07:21 PM (0DJsd)

284 278
Biden means he'll take Trump behind the football stands in his varsity jacket with a six foot length of chain



Trump would take one look and have his bodyguard shoot Biden in the knees

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (8u2cS)

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Trump actually has a concealed carry permit for NY.

He's rumored to pack heat regularly, so while Joe yanks out his chain, Trump will draw a bead.

"Go ahead, Joe. Make my day."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

285 Lots and lots and lots of oopsies.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (bLNyr)

286 I'm launching a paternity suit against Neil Cavuto.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (Pzzpr)

287 ???

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (gAXBD)

288 184 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


The executioner with the gun is more likeable than the executioner with the machete.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (Vy7tf)

289 so, brothers
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)

This is purely a hypothetical brother . Hubbymayhem does have a real brother but not twin and not an option. Ick!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (myjNJ)

290 Ideally, the second hubbymayhem would be an identical twin to the first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week. Then I would be a very satisfied madame
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (myjNJ)

So, no spit-roasting?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

291 CNN Failed To Disclose should be a show on Fox Business.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (3KNlT)

292 286 I'm launching a paternity suit against Neil Cavuto.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (Pzzpr)

*wipes water off monitor*

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)

293 Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup

That's a wide brush you're painting an entire country with.
Canada has remarkably beautiful places and good people, for example, Gander 9/11.
Trudeau is a progressive liberal. Many Canadians, are not.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (fWdPl)

294 276
would be an identical twin to the

first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week.

Then I would be a very satisfied madame



Posted by: madamemayhem



so, brothers

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)

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Wow, an 'ette steps up and brings the kink!

Surprising, but not as surprising as surprise anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ)

295 If you listen closely you can hear Aaron Sorkin tapping away at his hardwood typewriter. He is old fashioned.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (qeNcS)

296 Yeah, so what? Every question on Fox News is planted by Trump or the Republican National Committee.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (AMIL/)

297 raimondo never had a mother-in-law

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

298 All the town halls for any candidates of any party are pretty much scripted which is why they are useless. Yet, there was actually nothing wrong with Cox's rather reasonable question per se. It was the Indian's idiotic answer that was the tell this time.

Posted by: corn and beans at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (tkNkP)

299 new Spongey Bob thread up

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (kD8Fh)

300 I think children are the x factor vis polyandry/polygamy. With one, parentage is never at issue, with the other, it always is. Not a recipe for long term male support.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (87EdW)

301 Everyone using the Biden corn pop reference has started to give me a hankering for corn pops.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (HALdu)

302 So Mister Trudeau you have any plans for Halloween?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (qeNcS)

303 297
raimondo never had a mother-in-law

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

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Raimondo still working on that "front hole/back hole" thing.

"What are they for?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)

304 So, no spit-roasting?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

They would both be home for weekends.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (myjNJ)

305 polygamy is just multiple spouses. Polyandry is multiple husbands, and polygyny is multiple wives.[/]

polyethylene is multiple Mermans.

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

306 So, no spit-roasting?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

They would both be home for weekends.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (myjNJ)

*checks calender*

Nope, not Memorial Day.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (cSU3r)

307 polygamy is just multiple spouses. Polyandry is multiple husbands, and polygyny is multiple wives.[/]

polyethylene is multiple Mermans.
Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (FhXTo

no, no. wrong, wrong. the word of the day is: "Polyamory. Repeat after me , "Polyamory". Good. Now use "Polyamory" in a sentence...

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

308 The other major problem with the "News Media" problem, that we don't talk about enough in here, is the strength of the Progressive media to push discussion, generally.

. . . the point is, THEY talk about their talking points, and WE talk about THEIR talking points.

Posted by: RichardWindsor

That's the mass media's influence. It's described by Agenda Setting theory, which you summarized beautifully. It's very powerful, and as far as I can tell, there's no way around it on a society-wide scale. That's the bad news.

The good news is, although they dictate what people think about, they don't dictate what people think.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (NH9pa)

309 "Yet, there was actually nothing wrong with Cox's
rather reasonable question per se. It was the Indian's idiotic answer
that was the tell this time" Posted by: corn and beans

it wasn't even a question ... not about the man being against gay marriage. The hypothetical man just said he believed in traditional marriage, not that gays should not "marry" The question was "what would you say to that man?"

And Lizzy responds with insults ... that she assumed it was a man, and that he probably couldn't find a wife if he believed that way.


So in yet another way, bad politics. She just insulted all Dem voters that believe marriage is between a man and woman, but don't care if laws allow gays to (pretend to be) married. So being neutral (on the legal side of it) is not an option ... their way of the highway.


Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

310 I'd film it like In Raiders with the Arab and Indy

Biden swings the chain with theatrical ersatz menace

An exasperated Trump pulls out his gun and nonchalantly shoots him. And runs off with the girl

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (8u2cS)

311 307 polygamy is just multiple spouses. Polyandry is multiple husbands, and polygyny is multiple wives.[/]

polyethylene is multiple Mermans.
Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (FhXTo

no, no. wrong, wrong. the word of the day is: "Polyamory. Repeat after me , "Polyamory". Good. Now use "Polyamory" in a sentence...
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

-----------------------------

I keep many different guns in my polyarmory.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (CAJOC)

312

Posted by: raimondo at October 14, 2019 07:21 PM (0DJsd)



Maybe one day you'll get the hang of the English language. Maybe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:34 PM (dduq0)

313 I'm just trying to figure out why she would say she assumes it was a man. Because no woman is for traditional marriage? Because only a man would want that? What a strange preface.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

314 I'd add that Media ignore stories that might hurt the Narrative. Hat tip to IowaHawk

We're already seeing more of this. Eg Chuck Todd admits he's supressing

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (8u2cS)

315 And Morgan Cox really likes c*cks
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (JXWAw)

The "W" stands for "Wantsalottauphisbutt".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (QugKX)

316 ...and now for something completely different, a man named Morgan with three ___.

Posted by: John Cleese at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (khDB6)

317 Warren our next president! AOC next secretary of homeland security. Thanks for letting me know you are not fox news watchers ;but get your news from the daily stormer!

Posted by: Raimondo
________

Check your email, Raimondo. We got a PowerPoint on how to troll. A lot of basic stuff. I skipped to slide 38 but you may want to download it and go through the whole thing.

Posted by: WaterCow at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (NH9pa)

318 Speaking of polyandry -



I read a long time ago that the only place it's practiced as an ongoing thing is in Tibet (IIRC).



due to the difficulty involved in farming there.



It takes two guys to make it work, but not work well enough to have their own wives.



Usually the husbands are brothers.


The whole world is turning into one gigantic State of Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (HaL55)

319 " Because only a man would want that? What a strange preface.

Posted by CRT
maybe because women are enlightened, at least Dem women. The premise is it was a supporter ... so she can assume it is not a Dem feminist I suppose.


Things go bad when the script is too modeled to insult a certain demo', to win another demo, I guess. The crowd laughed, but these are Dems that love to insult "the other".

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 07:39 PM (Cus5s)

320 The whole world is turning into one gigantic State of Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy
________

If only! That would mean that Toni Tennille would still be together with the other Captain.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (NH9pa)

321 So a Dallas investment manager is donating to Warren. Any doubt the Wall Street whores will throw money her way and Warren will carve out Special People exceptions for them?


Then again, Mike Bloomberg is about to come to their rescue if they only will believe.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (iw59Q)

322 Huh. I understand Epstein was also an "investor". I wonder if this Cox guy is another "investor" in the same mold as Epstein . . . with a little variation, apparently.
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (qvtWL)

Let's just say that the Venn diagram of gays and child molesters is not two non-tangent circles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (QugKX)

323 no one's calling the nood?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (NH9pa)

324 Major problem here folks. Where the hell is the "Media Department" and Media strategists for OUR elected officials? Where is their plan for creating new and bigger conservatives channels? Senators and GOP House members have been asleep at the wheel for DECADES on these issues.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (DRgs

-------


No fix. Maybe the Iranians nuking DC.

Posted by: MAGA at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (I5LRE)

325 " I'm just trying to figure out why she would say she assumes it was a man. Because no woman is for traditional marriage? Because only a man would want that? What a strange preface."

You're absolutely right. Nothing about that interchange makes any sense. I can only theorize that the "questioner" somehow accidentally diverted from the pre-arranged question and Lizzy was too excited and full of herself to notice and just spit out her rehearsed answer.

Posted by: corn and beans at October 14, 2019 08:15 PM (tkNkP)

326 325 " I'm just trying to figure out why she would say she assumes it was a man. Because no woman is for traditional marriage? Because only a man would want that? What a strange preface."


Because Elizebeth Warren is hardcore anti-male sexist like all from her tribe.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (BmkGd)

327 162 the Canadians were right along side us on D Day so Trump is cool with them.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at October 14, 2019 08:47 PM (92ruB)

328 It worked didn't it?

Posted by: TitanTom at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (66Slu)

Rape-Culture Petri Dish NBC Attempts Harvey Weinstein Defense, Pushing Harder and Harder-Edged Leftwing Propaganda to Get People To Overlook Their Rapes

John Ekdahl pointed this out. When the first stories about Harvey Weinstein broke, Weinstein proposed spending lots of money on gun-control propaganda -- to get the left on his side.

Recently, Justin Trudeau started talking about outlawing guns when caught in blackface.

And now NBC, exposed as a rape culture petri dish, Virtue Signals that it's going to silence the Bad Orange Man and protect poor super-rich nepot incompetent Hunter Biden.









Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:30 PM




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1 Should I read the content or not?

Posted by: Dad of Six at October 14, 2019 05:31 PM (VILFc)

2 st

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 05:31 PM (hI/80)

3 Rape Thread!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (TLxpZ)

4 Shouldn't have read the content.


I wonder if the squirrel will help them?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (hI/80)

5 Our betters sure are some ugly-ass motherfuckers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

6 I'd have been first but there's a kitten sleeping on my chest.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Settling All Family Business at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (Clxcy)

7 I heard Weinstein on the Stern Show over a year before the #metoo was a thing in the press talking about his gun control mission. Maybe he knew what was coming.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (zdltJ)

8 Who can really blame them? I mean, it worked for Bill Clinton, right. Some women will let you do anything if you support abortion.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (xmKbk)

9 ok, missed first, now I read the contents.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 14, 2019 05:33 PM (ZqRa6)

10 5
Our betters sure are some ugly-ass motherf***ers.



Said Samuel L. Jackson.

Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

11 I wonder what sexual deviance Cronkite was in to.

Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)

12 You are not showing much laid back gratitude to your main man, Chris, ace.

On the other hand, Columbus and Yeager did not sit around all day either. So kudos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:35 PM (ycWCI)

13 So the entire network is going to live its life as a gay man?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 14, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)

14 These people that are running against us seem to be idiots. How hard can it be to crush them if we really try?

Posted by: Fightin Joe at October 14, 2019 05:36 PM (W+TLY)

15 Almost makes Shaknado 2 unwatchable now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:36 PM (ycWCI)

16 This new "we can't show you this major piece of news" phase was entirely predictable.

Posted by: pookysgirl, hunter-gatherer of data at October 14, 2019 05:36 PM (XKZwp)

17 I wonder what sexual deviance Cronkite was in to.
Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)

I'm guessing he was into little North Vietnamese girls.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 05:36 PM (zdltJ)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 05:36 PM (arJlL)

19 The ends justify the means.

Also, surprise anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

20 I notice they never move right. Ever.

It's like they know what side the angry mobs are on.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:37 PM (rw1l7)

21 19 The ends justify the means.

Also, surprise anal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

I am surprised 'Ambush Anal' does not get more usage. It has the alliteration and everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:37 PM (ycWCI)

22 We will have a first hand account of the PDT rally in Dallas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (CJlu8)

23 Okay NBC executives, ya need to get laid. It's on me.

Put it on my Amx card.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (w0qJa)

24 I wonder what sexual deviance Cronkite was in to.

Helen Thomas, WITHOUT the lights off.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (HmZuC)

25 19
The ends justify the means.

Also, surprise anal.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

i knew it...i just knew it when i clicked in. and yet i still clicked.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (RVnO7)

26 'A sony exec who sent porn to women at work'?

Is that a crime now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (ycWCI)

27 Who can really blame them? I mean, it worked for Bill Clinton, right.
Some women will let you do anything if you support abortion.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (xmKbk)

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It is funny how symmetrical that is.

"Yeah, he's a total cad, but at least he supports aborting his little bastards so he doesn't have to pay child support!"

A true feminist icon.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (cfSRQ)

28
Let me know when they get to Bob Costas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (7rVsF)

29 I wonder how many rapes Zucker is trying to cover up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

30 I am surprised 'Ambush Anal' does not get more usage. It has the alliteration and everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

---

I read that as "Amish anal."

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (DQebX)

31 20
I notice they never move right. Ever.



It's like they know what side the angry mobs are on.

Posted by: Just Lily


If a strongman comes along (think Napoleon or Stalin or Hitler) their leftist philosophy will be indistinguishable from the extreme right. They're just interested in someone relieving them of the burden of having to think.

Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (T6t7i)

32 I wonder what sexual deviance Cronkite was in to.
Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)


Well, he "covered" LBJ.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (aS1PU)

33 24 I wonder what sexual deviance Cronkite was in to.

Helen Thomas, WITHOUT the lights off.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (HmZuC)

That's master class level shit, right there.

*shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (ycWCI)

34 i knew it...i just knew it when i clicked in. and yet i still clicked.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (RVnO7)

---
Are you saying you weren't surprised?

We'll have to get quieter shoes...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (cfSRQ)

35 He's not wrong about women in a very limited sense: they like it when a guy they really have the hots for and care about "prey on" them. Its just they don't want every OTHER guy doing so, especially not that creepy fat thumb guy who loves tentacle porn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

36 Censorship and blackouts in the name of the First Amendment. GFY Chucky.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

37 I wonder what sexual deviance Cronkite was in to.

Helen Thomas, WITHOUT the lights off.

Posted by: Citizen Cake

---

The vomiting was part of the kink.

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:40 PM (DQebX)

38 Let me know when they get to Bob Costas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (7rVsF)
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I don't think NBC goes that low.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 05:40 PM (qC1Sy)

39 Hey, that's Comcast-NBC-Telemundo to you.
They're the Peacock network. And, you can't spell peacock without cock, am I right.

Posted by: Pikers at October 14, 2019 05:40 PM (E+Ip7)

40 I read that as "Amish anal."

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (DQebX)

Now we just wait for the Weird Al cover.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:40 PM (ycWCI)

41 NBC is just basically one be swingers' club...towel boys optional.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:40 PM (32YRo)

42 I am just so pleased that @chucktodd is taking a brave stand on what to show me or not based on his own opinions. So newsy. So brave. So vital.

I hope it doesn't catch on. Todd's move is the only potentially effective card the Press has. Their only move is to minimize coverage of presidential politics, go back to pushing their left-wing agenda, and pretend he doesn't exist.

The congressional Dems are making that kind of hard to do, but it is their *one* winning play - however they decide to frame it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 05:41 PM (I2dne)

43
Alternative poat title:

Apparently, NBC News Also Can't, In Good Conscience, Report On NBC News' Rape Scandal

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 05:41 PM (A0JUB)

44 41 NBC is just basically one be swingers' club...towel boys optional.
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:40 PM (32YRo)

Not quite. As I understand it at least, swingers are there intentionally to be part of festivities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:42 PM (ycWCI)

45 IN

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 14, 2019 05:42 PM (0OmEj)

46 The media feels guilty for giving Trump so much attention and TV time, as well as covering the Hillary corruption and illegality during the election. Looking back, they think that THEY were responsible for him winning.

This time will be different, they are determined. NOTHING that will hurt their side or help Trump. But to do that, they have to have The Big Story that will help them pivot to that every time and ignore the other news. The faux impeachment gives them that. They don't even need details like "for what?" They just need that big story.

Which means that the Democrats have to draw this out until November or the press loses the big distraction. Or come up with another one, out of the blue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:42 PM (KZzsI)

47 Thank God For Brokaw. I don't have to be an anti semite.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 05:42 PM (Bf3hj)

48 38
Let me know when they get to Bob Costas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (7rVsF)

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I don't think NBC goes that low.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman


Wrong!

Posted by: The 10th Circle of Hell at October 14, 2019 05:42 PM (T6t7i)

49 I wonder what sexual deviance Cronkite was in to.

Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)

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It's possible that he wasn't. In his day, reporters weren't celebrities and TV was still second-fiddle to the movies. It was only late in life that he became America's Most Trusted Newsman.

And credit where it's due: the guy took a glider into Eindhoven with the 101st armed only with a typewriter. Gotta respect that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:42 PM (cfSRQ)

50 30 I am surprised 'Ambush Anal' does not get more usage. It has the alliteration and everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

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I read that as "Amish anal."

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (DQebX)

Otherwise known as the Lancaster County Surprise.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 14, 2019 05:43 PM (RD7QR)

51 Are you saying you weren't surprised?

We'll have to get quieter shoes...


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (cfSRQ)

LOL..i was told you guys had exhausted the anal comments on the anal thread. I fucked up, i trusted hem.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:43 PM (RVnO7)

52 6 I'd have been first but there's a kitten sleeping on my chest.

To each their own. I'm not much into pussy.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 14, 2019 05:43 PM (ykYG2)

53 What happens when all the major networks start banning GOP and Trump election ads? Because it's coming.

I'm sure TruCons will rush in with the "Muh Private Business!' schtick about how it's super-awesome that all the networks, media companies, Big Banks, and Big Tech are silencing conservatives. And comfort us that we can still hand out paper leaflets, so no real violation of the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: Blago at October 14, 2019 05:43 PM (sjTfF)

54 Helen Thomas, WITHOUT the lights off.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

But you'd also need to not be able to "feel" either - otherwise just like putting you're hand into some unidentified goo, you're in for a freak ride!

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:43 PM (32YRo)

55 She blinded me with titties!

Posted by: NBC Rapey Boys Inc. at October 14, 2019 05:44 PM (0E35O)

56 In a just world NBC will implode. We don't live in a just world but one can hope and pray.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 14, 2019 05:44 PM (0OmEj)

57 Is it true "Matt Lauer's rape button" is The hot halloween costume this year?

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 05:44 PM (Bf3hj)

58 The interestingl thing is that ABC and CBS also won't cover the fact that NBC is basically one giant Rape Camp.

Any guesses as to why competing networks won't stick a shiv in one of their chief competitors?

I, for the life of me, can't think why.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 05:45 PM (YA914)

59 40
I read that as "Amish anal."



Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (DQebX)

---
"Jacub! Get the freshly churned butter!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

60 LOL..i was told you guys had exhausted the anal comments on the anal thread. I fucked up, i trusted hem.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:43 PM (RVnO7)

I didn't think you were new here.

Did you recently have a stroke?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:45 PM (rw1l7)

61 I thought this would be an anal free week.

Posted by: Dingbat at October 14, 2019 05:45 PM (CCi0x)

62 Its not rape if there's no cops involved!

Posted by: NBC at October 14, 2019 05:45 PM (RVnO7)

63 LOL..i was told you guys had exhausted the anal comments on the anal thread. I fucked up, i trusted hem.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

---

Apparently, there's been a prolapse.

Er... um... a RELAPSE!

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (DQebX)

64 What happens when all the major networks start banning GOP and Trump election ads? Because it's coming.

Social networks have already banned several, for various thin justifications.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

65 Quite the RapeCulture they got over there at NBC...

Posted by: Regular joe at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (6/uwW)

66 Biden admitted he had the prosecutor fired. He admitted the threat was to withhold aid.
And no one has denied his son got paid a fortune after that.
Where's the controversy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

67 Helen Thomas, WITHOUT the lights off.

Posted by: Citizen Cake



But you'd also need to not be able to "feel" either - otherwise just
like putting you're hand into some unidentified goo, you're in for a
freak ride!

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:43 PM (32YRo)

---
She's a good deal younger than Cronkite, though. If he was nailing her in the 60s, she might have been a 1.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)

68 Its rapey everyday at NBC!

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

69 Any guesses as to why competing networks won't stick a shiv in one of their chief competitors?

I think it used to be called MAD in the 1980s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

70 In a just world, NBC would be hit by fire and brimstone.

Posted by: Archer at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (0E35O)

71 Agreed. Cronkite was a major league twatwaffle towards the end, but those guys (yes ladies, they were all guys in those days) were sturdy, pre-war construction. Usually smoked like chimneys, kept a bottle in their desk, and for the most part, didn't hate their country. I doubt if many of them had degrees in "International Relations" or other credential BS. They were reporters first.

They didn't try to "change the world" at age 22, that's for damn sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (SEDJv)

72 I didn't think you were new here.



Did you recently have a stroke?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:45 PM (rw1l7)

You're right Lily. I have no defense. Really I don't. Such a rookie comment.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (RVnO7)

73 Explainer: Why NBC Execs and Talent are Raping Women, and Why It's Trump's Fault

Posted by: Vox at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (HmZuC)

74 I wonder how many rapes Zucker is trying to cover up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++++
Assuming there is a lie on CNN every 90 seconds on average (there are commercials, etc., so this is either fair or high), rather a lot.

Trump announced his run 1,580 days ago. We'll knock 180 days off that number, since CNN didn't really crank up the outrage machine a bit later. So that leaves us with 1,400 days. At 1,440 minutes per day, assuming our average of a lie every 90 seconds, Zucker's CNN has raped the truth 960 times per day.

Since the announcement, we can safely assume that Zucker's CNN has had its way with the truth about 1.38 million times.

They've been busy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (I2dne)

75 When you set your son up with 50k a month no show jobs, don't be surprised when him and your corruption become a campaign issue.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (50gG9)

76
So the entire network is going to live its life as a gay man?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


And fight the NRA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (aKsyK)

77 58 The interestingl thing is that ABC and CBS also won't cover the fact that NBC is basically one giant Rape Camp.

Any guesses as to why competing networks won't stick a shiv in one of their chief competitors?

I, for the life of me, can't think why.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Projection ain't just a river in Egypt!

Posted by: MarkY at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (xF990)

78 Hell hath no fury like a gay woody allen son scorned.

Posted by: Jabba at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (Bf3hj)

79 Any guesses as to why competing networks won't stick a shiv in one of their chief competitors?"

Ah, .... ahem.

Uhhhhmmmmm....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (6qErC)

80 NBC: Must-Rape TV

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

81

How odd. NBC is so super duper woke and PC and it let all of this happen. And all of these guys are super duper liberal and progressive and yet they engaged in this behavior. Why it's like they are just full of shit and just a bunch of scumbags who use their power to get what they want and steamroll anyone in their way and the more we see of it the more we see it's always a bunch of lefties doing this. How odd

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (gUgXg)

82 Someone just go and wring the Peacocks lying neck

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (FLiOE)

83 NBC: The Cosby Network

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

84 >>why competing networks won't stick a shiv in one of their chief competitors?
>I think it used to be called MAD in the 1980s


They all worried that MAD Magazine might become a better source for news that their own bullshit? Like the Babylon Bee today?

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (ykYG2)

85 Not quite. As I understand it at least, swingers are there intentionally to be part of festivities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

I don't mean to be too cynical here, but I suspect the fairer sex let the "boys' get away with it once the perks were apparent - so maybe not a swingers club in the "free sex" analogy. But a swingers club in that everyone got what they wanted or thought they needed...the #metoo movement is just regret made political.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (32YRo)

86 I think it used to be called MAD in the 1980s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

......

You are what we used to call "F*ckin'-A right" in the 1990s.

The whole industry is a fame-chasing suckfest f*ckfest.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (YA914)

87 /soc

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (ykYG2)

88 Apparently, there's been a prolapse.



Er... um... a RELAPSE!





Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (DQebX)

Oh God. and I laughed. Its me...now i know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (RVnO7)

89 58 The interestingl thing is that ABC and CBS also won't cover the fact that NBC is basically one giant Rape Camp.



Any guesses as to why competing networks won't stick a shiv in one of their chief competitors?



I, for the life of me, can't think why.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Common enemy. Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (jYnPD)

90 Biden admitted he had the prosecutor fired. He admitted the threat was to withhold aid.
And no one has denied his son got paid a fortune after that.
Where's the controversy?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
Biden didn't explicitly say, "I withheld US aid to Ukraine unless that prosecutor was fired because he was investigating a potential payoff/conflict-of-interest scheme involving my son, whom I wanted to protect."

Without an admission like that, there is nothing to see here.

Posted by: The Press at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)

91 Agreed. Cronkite was a major league twatwaffle towards the end from day one




FIFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (gUgXg)

92 .the #metoo movement is just regret made political.

Bam!

Posted by: Jabba at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (Bf3hj)

93 I just wish these women wouldn't enter into consensual relationships with these pissants. I would like to be able to bash these guys without having some doubt to validity to the claims.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (zdltJ)

94 2020 Dem Tom Steyer: The World Might 'Literally End' If Republicans Win

-
And you're worried about a little seduction by force at NBC!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (+y/Ru)

95 She's a good deal younger than Cronkite, though. If he was nailing her in the 60s, she might have been a 1.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)

Um. No:

https://tinyurl.com/y5y8zbfb

And just to make up for that:
https://tinyurl.com/gu2kukh

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (ycWCI)

96 Sock off

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (I2dne)

97 So are there Rape ratings that these guys are competing for/

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (RVnO7)

98 re the sidebar, wow! that movie is going to beg to get worked over by the joker in a men's room.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (HALdu)

99 They've been busy."

MATHS!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (6qErC)

100 The left provides a cover for predators because it denies any governing morality. It's all about power. People in power feel free to take advantage of their position because constraints on their behavior are lifted.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (vgGyZ)

101 Eventually the body count was going to have enough and the fact the perpetrators are not what the original victim's champions were looking for.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

102 We're everything we say you are.

Posted by: NBC Mastercard at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (3KNlT)

103 Um. No:

https://tinyurl.com/y5y8zbfb

And just to make up for that:
https://tinyurl.com/gu2kukh
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (ycWCI)
+++++++++
First you drop the bomb, then you soften the blow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)

104 Charlie's Angels. The comments over there. All by Morons?

Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (GJ5tO)

105 Let's not forget that Andy Lack leaked the tape to instigate Pussygate in cahoots withe Hillary campaign

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (8u2cS)

106 So, being a chic at NBC is essential implied consent?
Good to know.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (axyOa)

107 I don't mean to be too cynical here, but I suspect
the fairer sex let the "boys' get away with it once the perks were
apparent - so maybe not a swingers club in the "free sex" analogy. But a
swingers club in that everyone got what they wanted or thought they
needed...the #metoo movement is just regret made political.



Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (32YRo)

---
There was a column about all the sexual assault/favors being traded and the upshot was that modern "moguls" are pretty weak.

In Golden Age Hollywood, the casting couch actually could make you a super-star. The moguls had that kind of power.

The #metoo thing is supposedly about how these guys made promises, got favors and then couldn't produce. I wish I could remember who wrote it, because it was pretty well reasoned.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:51 PM (cfSRQ)

108 It's like they know what side the angry mobs are on.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:37 PM (rw1l7)

Eventually an angry mob will come for the 1% that controls 96% of the media.

Posted by: trev006 at October 14, 2019 05:52 PM (c3/hx)

109 The interestingl thing is that ABC and CBS also won't cover the fact that NBC is basically one giant Rape Camp.



Any guesses as to why competing networks won't stick a shiv in one of their chief competitors?



I, for the life of me, can't think why.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 05:45 PM (YA914)


It's a mystery. I'm sure they are all virtuous, upstanding, never engage in these kind of behavior kind people at those networks.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 05:52 PM (gUgXg)

110 It's hard to break news when the very platform(s) you need to "break the news" doesn't want the "news" out there.

Platforms being cable, social, broadcast, etc.

The CNN hit job by O'Keefe is a prime example. Not one reputable organization will carry it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2019 05:52 PM (3H9h1)

111 I just wish these women wouldn't enter into consensual relationships with these pissants. I would like to be able to bash these guys without having some doubt to validity to the claims.

I agree, its very difficult to take their complaints as seriously if they go along with the guy later.

"He forced his hand down my pants! And later, I dated him and got lots of movie parts! It was terrible!"

Wait, what was that middle part, again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

112 Biden admitted he had the prosecutor fired. He admitted the threat was to withhold aid.
And no one has denied his son got paid a fortune after that.
Where's the controversy?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 05:46 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
Biden didn't explicitly say, "I withheld US aid to Ukraine unless that prosecutor was fired because he was investigating a potential payoff/conflict-of-interest scheme involving my son, whom I wanted to protect."

Without an admission like that, there is nothing to see here.
Posted by: The Press at October 14, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)




You have to have Biden, his wife, and Hunter naked in a bed covered in $100s from the Ukranians and the Chicom while trying to find who is hiding the 2.8 carat diamond, while two of them scream "make it rain daddy!"

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 05:53 PM (HALdu)

113 So the award for the Rapist Network goes to...NBC!!!!

Posted by: Emmys at October 14, 2019 05:53 PM (RVnO7)

114 What's funny about #metoo is that when I see "#" I still say "pound."

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (DQebX)

115 dammit. Rapiest!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (RVnO7)

116 I'm amazed that anyone would even remotely confuse Chuck Todd for a journalist.

He worked for Tom Harkin and got his first break as a commentator for an outfit called The Hotline, which headquartered itself in The Watergate Complex, which contained the Watergate Hotel.

Calling yourself a news outfit and headquartering yourself at the Watergate hotel is what we call in the business, a little too on the nose.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (SBy0+)

117 NBC realizes that by saying the Trump video is so outrageous that they won't show it only makes people want to see it even more, right?

Posted by: Josephistan at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (FSAaR)

118 I read that the new Charlies Angels show got canceled after 6 episodes, is that true? I mean the original show was dumb as hell and stupid but at least it had plenty of eye candy. Somehow I doubt that's what they'll offer up today.

70s TV was pretty ghastly, with very very few bright spots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (KZzsI)

119 Um. No:





Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (ycWCI)

---
Yeah, I looked it up on my own. She was always homely, but homely and young is still better than homely and decrepit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:55 PM (cfSRQ)

120 chuck todd is jealous no one ever used the rape button on him.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 05:55 PM (HALdu)

121 The only way the antifa hit and run would be more.pleasing would be if he was an FBI plant.

Impossible because the FBI doesn't investigate lefty terrorists.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 14, 2019 05:55 PM (6/uwW)

122 Charlie's Angels. The comments over there. All by Morons?
Hollywood sticks it to misogynists by making the girls too young, too charmless and not hot. TAKE THAT, MEN!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 05:55 PM (oVJmc)

123 The ends justify the means.

-
At least her end justified the means.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)

124 112 You have to have Biden, his wife, and Hunter naked in a bed covered in $100s from the Ukranians and the Chicom while trying to find who is hiding the 2.8 carat diamond, while two of them scream "make it rain daddy!"
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 05:53 PM (HALdu)

And how are you going to prove that?

Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (GJ5tO)

125 Yeah, I try to be at least charitable to the memory of what we thought Uncle Walter was like. He was considered a good wartime correspondent and his coverage during the Apollo program launches was pretty decent. He was about the last of the guys that didn't really go off the deep end. Donaldson, Rather, and a few others were really bad, 24/7 seems like.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (SEDJv)

126 "He forced his hand down my pants! And later, I dated him and got lots of movie parts! It was terrible!"

Lends new meaning to:
"no one told you life was gonna be this way,
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
your love life's DOA..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (6qErC)

127 Does this go all the way back to Bryant Gumbel pounding Jane Jane Pauley in the caboose on set, or was that just another Trudeau in blackface?

Posted by: Jabba at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (Bf3hj)

128 Yeah, I looked it up on my own. She was always homely, but homely and young is still better than homely and decrepit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 05:55 PM (cfSRQ)



sure but she has memorized the "Kamasutra of the Walker"

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (HALdu)

129 @TomFitton

The latest list of those allegedly targeted for illegal monitoring by ousted Obama holdover Amb to Ukraine:
@JackPosobiec
@DonaldJTrumpJr.
@IngrahamAngle
@seanhannity
@McFaul
@dbongino
@RealSaavedra
@RudyGiuliani
@SebGorka
@jsolomonReports
@LouDobbs
@PamelaGeller
@SaraCarterDC

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

130 117 NBC realizes that by saying the Trump video is so outrageous that they won't show it only makes people want to see it even more, right?
Posted by: Josephistan at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (FSAaR)

They're journalists, not brain surgeons!

Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (rw1l7)

131 Um. No:

https://tinyurl.com/y5y8zbfb

And just to make up for that:
https://tinyurl.com/gu2kukh
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (ycWCI)

-------------

H. Thomas was a bitter old hag at a young age, I see.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (qC1Sy)

132 Liberal women think all men are pigs and rapists because most lib men are pigs and rapists

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (Js8Dx)

133 And how are you going to prove that?
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (GJ5tO)



another day that ends in y

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (HALdu)

134 Um. No:



https://tinyurl.com/y5y8zbfb


Looks like Rodney Dangerfield in drag.

Posted by: Bert G at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (OMsf+)

135 Peacocks are the rapiest birds there are.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (CJlu8)

136 wait.

wait.

The CHarlie's Angels all have freaking secret tattoos from their master Charlie like NXIVM????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:58 PM (KZzsI)

137 Where are those Charlie's Angels (2019) comments? imdb or rottentomatoes?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)

138 Charlie's Dangles.

Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:58 PM (GJ5tO)

139 Peacocks are the rapiest birds there are.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (CJlu

But how do they taste with a few fava beans and a nice Chianti

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 05:59 PM (cEsBM)

140 Boy, that Comfortably Smug fella has a very familiar style.
Can't quite put my finger on it, but I think I've read his stuff somewhere before.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 14, 2019 05:59 PM (z79tQ)

141 We're running very low on rape kits.

Posted by: NYPD at October 14, 2019 05:59 PM (Pzzpr)

142 Only Fox has anything on O'Keefe and CNN

All the news that fits

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (8u2cS)

143 Why would anyone cast emotionless blank slate Kristen Stewart in anything that's supposed to be about hot women? She is aging... harshly as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (KZzsI)

144 Charlie's Angels comments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voYLots_ZOg

Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (GJ5tO)

145
I read that as "Amish anal."

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (DQebX)








They use a corn cob.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (eXA4G)

146 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

You are absolutely right about this - the young ladies that submitted did not get the long term arrangement that dillying with a Hollywood mogul would have gotten them - these NBC boobs were often just not in a position to grant what they other side expected - hence a lot of the regret.

I get their side of the bargain was bad and they have every right to hold these nutbags to account - hey, next time deliver Mr. Nutbag!

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (32YRo)

147 Even teenage girls enjoy being raped.

*cackles furiously*

Posted by: Hillary at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (gVh4g)

148 130 117 NBC realizes that by saying the Trump video is so outrageous that they won't show it only makes people want to see it even more, right?
Posted by: Josephistan at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (FSAaR)

They're journalists, not brain surgeons!
Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (rw1l7)

It's like they don't know anything about publicity or broadcasting at all.

And here they are, supposedly a "news" organization, telling would-be viewers that they can't report the "news" because it's too icky and it gives them the sads.

They're openly declaring that they are only for True Believers - all others stay away, go somewhere else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)

149 Left wing focus group from Ohio

pissed off about impeaching Trump

hahahahaha

Nancy's a moron

Nancy's a moron

Posted by: SHEP at October 14, 2019 06:01 PM (AQBtr)

150 NBC: proud as a...

Posted by: TexasDan at October 14, 2019 06:01 PM (yL25O)

151 I notice they never move right. Ever.

It's like they know what side the angry mobs are on.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:37 PM (rw1l7)


For now.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 14, 2019 06:01 PM (z79tQ)

152 Does this go all the way back to Bryant Gumbel pounding Jane Jane Pauley in the caboose on set,"

And then they tossed in Deb Norville, and bang a gong, get it on...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 06:01 PM (6qErC)

153 Where's my backup strap-on?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 14, 2019 06:02 PM (2Mnv1)

154 The series was cancelled back in 2011.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 06:02 PM (RU4sa)

155 I cannot pronounce Mediaite.

Good day sir.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2019 06:02 PM (tH5fk)

156 150
NBC: proud as a...

Posted by: TexasDan at October 14, 2019 06:01 PM (yL25O)

. . . truckstop hooker.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:02 PM (jYnPD)

157 Posted by: JackStraw

Whoa! Ace of Spades is not on there? Where does he get his reputation back?

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:02 PM (32YRo)

158 Cue up the Bernie Sanders rape comments.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (CJlu8)

159 Where's my backup strap-on?

hah

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (tH5fk)

160 Does this go all the way back to Bryant Gumbel pounding Jane Jane Pauley in the caboose on set,
Ahem.... J. Fred Muggz is a dirty, fucking liar.

Posted by: Zombie Dave Garroway at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

161 I read that as "Amish anal."

That ain't dust...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (6qErC)

162 From Mike Cernovich-
actual room showing how small the screen was that showed the was showing the controversial video.

https://tinyurl.com/y4tsefrg

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (wiXsO)

163 The series was cancelled back in 2011.

OK yeah this is for a really awful looking movie that is basically a long-form ad for the soundtrack. The really, really lame soundtrack

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

164 I don't even mind if Charlie's Angels are all 7/10s butterfaces this time as long as they can convincingly kick ass. Theron managed in Atomic Blonde. Jolie consistently managed in the (many) action movies she was in. And then there's Gina Torres.

Looking at the poster, though, I suspect a lot of SJW and plot-armour.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (ykYG2)

165 NBC: proud as a...

....burns when I pee-cock.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (YA914)

166 105 Let's not forget that Andy Lack leaked the tape to instigate Pussygate in cahoots withe Hillary campaign


not to mention Trump was totally led on by that asshat Billy Bush - who I think was definitely trying to set him up with his badgering

and despite that, I think Trump came off self-deprecating and funny. it's only via a context-free, Lib-Dark-Glasses view that makes his comments "so horrible."

they really weren't

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (Rarvo)

167 #127. Was that surprise anal?

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (gVh4g)

168 Does this go all the way back to Bryant Gumbel pounding Jane Jane Pauley in the caboose on set, or was that just another Trudeau in blackface?
Posted by: Jabba at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (Bf3hj)
+++++++++++
the start point was actually, and oddly, a woman. When Katie Couric got a colonoscopy on live TV, the rest of the org knew that the rubicon had been crossed and that it was to be all anal all the time from that point forward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (I2dne)

169 I cannot pronounce Mediaite.

Good day sir.
Posted by: eleven

----

And I can't find it on the periodic table.

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (DQebX)

170 thank you m !

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 06:04 PM (ykYG2)

171 The Charlie's Angels reboot of a reboot of a reboot looks like total shit. Kristen Stewart? Really? Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

172 Hunter got a $350k job at credit card company MBNA out of law school. Papa Joe delivered anti-consumer legislation to benefit credit card companies

This is exactly the kind of shit that Hekawi Liz pretends to rail about

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 06:04 PM (8u2cS)

173 Looking at the poster, though, I suspect a lot of SJW and plot-armour.
It appears to be all 'GRRRRLLLLPOWWRRRRR!!!!' and Cadaver Patrick Stewart.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

174 NGU, you drink the Chianti , and toss the bird and beans.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 06:04 PM (CJlu8)

175 They are so adamant about this, I don't think it's just the "Rape" thing - I think they're under strict orders from the DNC that say DO NOT DISCUSS HUNTER BIDEN and they have no choice but to comply.

We always comment about our news being more restricted than the old Pravda was, but here it is - Political Orders directly control what the on air hosts are allowed and not allowed to discuss.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:05 PM (Kpl3J)

176 the start point was actually, and oddly, a woman. When Katie Couric got a colonoscopy on live TV, the rest of the org knew that the rubicon had been crossed and that it was to be all anal all the time from that point forward.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Don't do it, Ace- please

Posted by: Jabba at October 14, 2019 06:05 PM (Bf3hj)

177 We should go to NBC and carry mattresses around.

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 06:06 PM (DQebX)

178 Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel."

Dilation and curettage?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 06:06 PM (6qErC)

179 OPG that second twit!!


They look like they just came back from a relaxing vacation at Club Satan.

*Andy Lack, you are very wealthy. Invest in an eyebrow trimmer ffs. You could even go to a salon and get an attendant to do it for you while you attempt to molest her.*

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:06 PM (kD8Fh)

180 OPG - what is that?

OMG

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:07 PM (kD8Fh)

181 Peacocks are the rapiest birds there are.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 05:57 PM (CJlu

But how do they taste with a few fava beans and a nice Chianti
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Rape chicken.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2019 06:07 PM (tH5fk)

182 178
Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel."



Dilation and curettage?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 06:06 PM (6qErC)

From anal to paps smears in a single thread.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:07 PM (jYnPD)

183 They are so adamant about this, I don't think it's just the "Rape" thing - I think they're under strict orders from the DNC that say DO NOT DISCUSS HUNTER BIDEN and they have no choice but to comply.

Its more subtle than that. They are all determined not to repeat 2016 when they reported pretty well (with a lot of omissions and misleading) on Hillary's emails. NEVER AGAIN they swore.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:07 PM (KZzsI)

184 164
I don't even mind if Charlie's Angels are all 7/10s butterfaces this
time as long as they can convincingly kick ass. Theron managed in Atomic
Blonde. Jolie consistently managed in the (many) action movies she was
in. And then there's Gina Torres.



Looking at the poster, though, I suspect a lot of SJW and plot-armour.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (ykYG2)

---
Speak for yourself.

The whole point was to have impossibly good-looking women doing a by-the-numbers detective show. And they used guns!

Kate Jackson with the snub-nosed revolver for the win!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

185 @166
The foundations of society are literally built upon the concepts Trump explicated upon on the tape.

Shorter Trump: Power is a terrific aphrodisiac, and those who possess and wield it can take great liberties.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 06:07 PM (SBy0+)

186 It is well known that the peacock is the rapiest of all the Hollywood set lot animals.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at October 14, 2019 06:07 PM (gVh4g)

187 When Katie Couric got a colonoscopy on live TV, the rest of the org knew that the rubicon had been crossed and that it was to be all anal all the time from that point forward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

The way Jane moaned at first disturbed Matt, but later, as he thought about Jane and her Polyps - he began to feel the first pangs of arousal...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (32YRo)

188 not to mention Trump was totally led on by that asshat Billy Bush - who I think was definitely trying to set him up with his badgering

and despite that, I think Trump came off self-deprecating and funny. it's only via a context-free, Lib-Dark-Glasses view that makes his comments "so horrible."

they really weren't

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 14, 2019 06:03 PM (Rarvo)

Yeah Trump was just telling a story about how you can get a lot of trim when you've got big bucks and big exposure. And in typical Trump fashion he embellished it a typically over the top and humorous fashion.

Regardless I've said a lot worse, especially when I was younger and so did everyone else I knew. It's locker room type or beer drinking bragging. Not a single person I ever knew, or myself, would talk like that in church, loudly in public, or God forbid in front of our mothers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (j3npP)

189
AFP news agency @AFP
1m
#BREAKING Pence says he will soon head to Turkey to discuss Syria

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)

190 Okay I was mildly enjoying the "Charlie's Angels" trailer up to 1:30 - I swear - until they all go full sisterhood and, then, daydrinking #winemom.

Who the hell greenlit this abomination? And I really hope Patrick Stewart walked away with a phat upfront paycheck because if he got promised a percentage, he's just wasted months of his life.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (ykYG2)

191 70s TV was pretty ghastly, with very very few bright spots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (KZzsI)

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Hey!
There was The Best Little House On The Prairie.


Oh.

Wait.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (axyOa)

192 the sole animal that Harvey Weinstein feared was the peacock

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (HALdu)

193

Nice
Butt
Cheeks

Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (3KNlT)

194 OPG - what is that?"

Ah, "Other people's genitalia"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 06:09 PM (6qErC)

195 189


AFP news agency @AFP

1m

#BREAKING Pence says he will soon head to Turkey to discuss Syria

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)

Don't forget Jonny Quest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:09 PM (jYnPD)

196 In fact, I'd go so far as to say the path to success with Charlie's Angels is to go all-in on gunplay. It's much more realistic than 90 pound chicks throwing linebackers across the room.

Women can and do compete will with pistols, so have them be dead-eye shots (like in the original show).

Think Kate Beckinsale as the gun bunny in Underworld.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

197 The alleged difference between the Soviet Pravda and the American ' press' has been sent for independent analysis.

Examination results on the difference to date : it appears the Soviets occasionally allowed the truth to be told.


NBC would never take that risk .

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at October 14, 2019 06:09 PM (5BVHO)

198 #BREAKING Pence says he will soon head to Turkey to discuss Syria

Posted by: Derp State

I read that as "to discuss stuffing" - Thanksgiving being so close and all...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:09 PM (32YRo)

199 Regardless I've said a lot worse, especially when I was younger and so did everyone else I knew. It's locker room type or beer drinking bragging. Not a single person I ever knew, or myself, would talk like that in church, loudly in public, or God forbid in front of our mothers.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (j3npP)
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You've clearly never met my mother.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at October 14, 2019 06:09 PM (I2dne)

200 Trump never said I grabbED them by the pussy, he has they would let you GRAB them. Ie, I haven't done it, but plenty of them would let me if I wanted to.

Something the MSM of course never differentiated. Much like how all immigrants are lumped in, never distinguishing between legal and illegals.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (FiUMj)

201 192
the sole animal that Harvey Weinstein feared was the peacock

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:08 PM (HALdu)

It has a rapier wit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (jYnPD)

202 Make it so Number One!

Posted by: Sir Bosley at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (2Mnv1)

203 Well at least Anderson Cooper is going to be chased out of town by the #metoo crowd.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (gVh4g)

204 All of the NBC personages in that timeline just reek of decadence and demonism. They look like monsters.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (kD8Fh)

205 They have left themselves so wide open to being ripped by Trump - I'm sure he'll do it, only question is when. At a rally they will refuse to cover, I'm sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)

206 Speak for yourself.

The whole point was to have impossibly good-looking women doing a by-the-numbers detective show. And they used guns!

Kate Jackson with the snub-nosed revolver for the win!


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)


In bikinis. Those were the best episodes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (gUgXg)

207 the sole animal that Harvey Weinstein feared was the peacock

It's a form of Cassowary.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2019 06:11 PM (tH5fk)

208 Think Kate Beckinsale"

Ah, OK.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 06:11 PM (6qErC)

209 Even teenage girls enjoy being raped.

*cackles furiously*
Posted by: Hillary

Boy, you said it, Hill!

Posted by: Our Next President Senator Bernard Sanders at October 14, 2019 06:11 PM (+y/Ru)

210 In fact, I'd go so far as to say the path to success with Charlie's Angels is to go all-in on gunplay. It's much more realistic than 90 pound chicks throwing linebackers across the room.

Yeah, Aikido with guns. And having them figure out clever mysteries while being gorgeous.

But this isn't being made for men. Its being made for 13 year old girls to watch and go "I wanna grow up and be an ANGEL!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

211
News Breaking LIVE @NewsBreaking
26s
BREAKING: Vice President Pence says that President Trump has asked Turkey's Erdogan to "stop the invasion" of Syria - AFP

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (BqBId)

212 It's not just NBC. Remember Les Moonves? It's at every MSM outlet.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (FiUMj)

213 70s TV was pretty ghastly, with very very few bright spots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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I've seen a lot of cop shows. Nothing will ever beat Kojak.

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (DQebX)

214 In bikinis. Those were the best episodes.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (gUgXg)

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It was for the case. Always, the case required it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

215 Fuck I give about whether Syria is invaded or not invaded by Turkey: pretty close to zero point zero

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (FiUMj)

216 All of the NBC personages in that timeline just reek of decadence and demonism.

They all look weirdly similar, like brothers, or Peter Sellers in various forms of makeup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

217 118 . . . I mean the original show was dumb as hell and stupid but at least it had plenty of eye candy. Somehow I doubt that's what they'll offer up today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
________

Wrong. I've just signed a contract.

Posted by: Lena Dunham, Walking Around Naked at October 14, 2019 06:13 PM (9vQJW)

218 129 @McFaul

***********

Why would the Ambassador be targeting Obama's former Russian Ambassador? He's teaching at some think tank at Stanford, last I heard. The same place Leshchenko went for his second US fellowship after NED in 2014.

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:13 PM (ZZDMQ)

219 >>129
@TomFitton



The latest list of those allegedly targeted for illegal monitoring by ousted Obama holdover Amb to Ukraine:

@JackPosobiec

@DonaldJTrumpJr.

@IngrahamAngle

@seanhannity

@McFaul

@dbongino

@RealSaavedra

@RudyGiuliani

@SebGorka

@jsolomonReports

@LouDobbs

@PamelaGeller

@SaraCarterDC

Oh good. More info that Bill Barr can ignore.

Posted by: NYPD at October 14, 2019 06:13 PM (Pzzpr)

220 Off Webb Hubbel's progeny sock

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 06:13 PM (I2dne)

221 215 Fuck I give about whether Syria is invaded or not invaded by Turkey: pretty close to zero point zero

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (FiUMj

Right there with you.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:13 PM (a0IVu)

222 Looks like the corporate psusy don't know how to stay grabbed.

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2019 06:14 PM (UUkQp)

223 191 70s TV was pretty ghastly, with very very few bright spots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (KZzsI)


I remember when the only sci-fi you could find on TV was Buck Rogers. Biddy biddy biddy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)

224 Boys club huh. Ya gotta wonder what caboose Al Roker was banging into.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:14 PM (Bf3hj)

225 But this isn't being made for men. Its being made for 13 year old girls to watch and go "I wanna grow up and be an ANGEL!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

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I don't think it's being made for them, either. If you want teenage girls to watch you need to have cute boys for them to *swoon* over.

This is for SJWs to score points and for everyone else to ignore.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

226 OT - I just participated in a telephone voter survey. If I am representative of those who answer national polls, I'd really make it a habit to take all of them with a grain of salt.

The poll was regarding our local county elections, I guess it was what you call a push poll, where they give you information that drives your opinion. Well the one demonrat candidate I already knew about, who supported one Phil Ahr of Radnor, PA. Now in jail due to his horrendous cache of child pornography and chat material.

He is actually running for county council after he went to court in support of a child molester. So I was pretty clear and adamant in my reply to the survey taker: In no circumstance will I support any child molester, not Republican nor Demonrat, not even if it were in my own family.

So I guess this is the way the local GOP is getting the word out about the deviants on the Commie ticket. There was another one who molested a Boy Scout, him I have to do some research on.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:14 PM (kD8Fh)

227 In bikinis. Those were the best episodes.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:10 PM (gUgXg)

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It was for the case. Always, the case required it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)


****

And it didn't matter how cold the water was!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 06:15 PM (axyOa)

228 Pence going to Turkey? I hope his security detail is top notch. I don't trust any of those islamist assholes.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

229 I don't think it's being made for them, either. If you want teenage girls to watch you need to have cute boys for them to *swoon* over.

This is for SJWs to score points and for everyone else to ignore.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)
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Bingo. After three months' time, most views will come from mandatory seminars in freshman year film school about "Film as a medium for effecting modern social change" or somesuch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 06:16 PM (I2dne)

230 223 191 70s TV was pretty ghastly, with very very few bright spots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:54 PM (KZzsI)


Yes it was awful.

The whole reason SNL was so revolutionary was it finally broke that terrible mold.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2019 06:16 PM (tH5fk)

231 CBS Head Les Moonves had multiple fellatrix on company payroll FFS

A better method actually than having the bosses rape women. With a tax deduction

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 06:16 PM (8u2cS)

232

And it didn't matter how cold the water was!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 06:15 PM (axyOa)


That's because those girls were dedicated to their job and good ratings

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:16 PM (gUgXg)

233 Oh good. More info that Bill Barr can ignore.


Posted by: NYPD at October 14, 2019 06:13 PM (Pzzpr)

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Contrast the absolute batshit crazy reaction the media is having to Barr's investigations with the nonchalance they showed over Sessions.

ALL the reporters are implicated. ALL OF THEM.

They all pay sources for secrets and they're terrified that they will get charged. Obama knew this, and used it judiciously, to keep them in line.

They're scared and their fear is justified.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

234 I've seen a lot of cop shows. Nothing will ever beat Kojak.

Other than like, CHIPS, the cop shows were pretty good in the 70s. I heard lots of cops say Barney Miller was the most true to life for their jobs. Even stuff like Streets of San Francisco with the hippie rep was pretty good. And of course there was Rockford and Columbo.

But damn for every one decent show there was 18 Threes Company or Donnie & Marie shows. This was the era that gave us Love Boat and Eight Is Enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

235 I did tell the pollster that the reason I'm going to vote next month is to support Kat Copeland, our DA, who has to be the hottest county DA in America.

Well, I left out the hot part. But she is an awesome district attorney and she helps all her constituents regardless of party affiliation. Here she be:

https://tinyurl.com/y2bodyzx

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:18 PM (kD8Fh)

236 That Elizabeth Banks is a great producer! Charlie's Angels has jiggles and some fight scenes. But what I most appreciate is all the greenery. That's where I think I could help this show: I'd love to show Ms. Banks some of the world's great gardens.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, horticulturalist at October 14, 2019 06:18 PM (NVYyb)

237 Other than like, CHIPS, the cop shows were pretty good in the 70s. I heard lots of cops say Barney Miller was the most true to life for their jobs. Even stuff like Streets of San Francisco with the hippie rep was pretty good. And of course there was Rockford and Columbo.

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Actually, come to think of it, "Adam-12" mostly happened in the '70s.

That was awesome. I loved that show.

Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (DQebX)

238 That's because those girls were dedicated to their job and good ratings

Well, and it took a tungsten bra 3" thick to hide Farrah Fawcett's nips. She could kill a man with those things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

239 70's television was only marginally better than 70's fashion - but both were deranged and uniquely horrible.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (32YRo)

240 You didn't idolize Barnaby Jones?

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (Bf3hj)

241 I remember when the only sci-fi you could find on TV was Buck Rogers. Biddy biddy biddy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)

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That was the 80s.

70s sci-fi was Space: 1999 and Battlestar Galatica, which absolutely rocked.

Also the 80s brought us Magnum P.I. and the A-Team. Good wholesome fun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)

242 If you want teenage girls to watch you need to have cute boys for them to *swoon* over.

They have some I guess 7/10 geek from Uttar Pradesh in a cubicle. One of the Angels flirts with him. I'm not female but I'll admit he doesn't look bad; certainly he's cuter than I ever was. But since he is Hindi and not a decked-out Peshwa warrior, I don't think he's going to be any white girl's crush.

This is for SJWs to score points and for everyone else to ignore.

Does look that way. Cue the soyboys in media to talk about the Hate Campaign by Entitled Toxic Fandom... again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (ykYG2)

243 Other than like, CHIPS, the cop shows were pretty good in the 70s. I heard lots of cops say Barney Miller was the most true to life for their jobs.


****

Have heard the same. Plus Hill Street Blues.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 06:20 PM (axyOa)

244 Other than like, CHIPS, the cop shows were pretty good in the 70s. I heard lots of cops say Barney Miller was the most true to life for their jobs. Even stuff like Streets of San Francisco with the hippie rep was pretty good. And of course there was Rockford and Columbo.
...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:17 PM (KZzsI)
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Although quite explicitly *not* a cop, may I humbly nominate myself (at least the later seasons)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 06:20 PM (I2dne)

245 Well, and it took a tungsten bra 3" thick to hide Farrah Fawcett's nips. She could kill a man with those things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

Like you didn't spend hours 'staring' at them..

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

246 The '70s brought us Mary Tyler Moore and Bob Newhart, what was terrible about them?

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:20 PM (kD8Fh)

247 Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:18 PM (kD8Fh)

Wow, she looks like she could spank my ficus! When did it go out of fahsion for DA's to carry a little whip? You know she has one at home. Definitely.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, horticulturalist at October 14, 2019 06:20 PM (NVYyb)

248
Peacock in the jaw, peacock in a gay,
Peacock in the jaw, peacock in a gay,
Rape 'em up and drug 'em up with a Tom Brok-a-haw
And stick 'em in the poon, call it Peacock in the Jaw.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2019 06:20 PM (YA914)

249 118 . . . I mean the original show was dumb as hell and stupid but at least it had plenty of eye candy. Somehow I doubt that's what they'll offer up today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I watched an episode a few years ago and it really was laughably awful. I can't remember the specifics but at one point Jaclyn Smith was supposed to be this jaded streetwalker and she's standing there looking like she just walked off a runway at a Paris fashion show. No one with an IQ above room temperature would've believed it for a second. Didn't the term jiggle tv first appear to describe Charlie's Angels?

Newton Minnow was right, though. Television has always been a vast wasteland of crap.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 14, 2019 06:21 PM (j3npP)

250 Well, and it took a tungsten bra 3" thick to hide Farrah Fawcett's nips. She could kill a man with those things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

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Why hide them?

Posted by: Teenage boys everywhere at October 14, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

251 I believe the Turks are going to find out that they screwed up big time by taking this on. They're not just going to be the target of the Kurds, they're going to be targeted by the Iranians, and the Russians, and the Syrian Govm't, and the remaining Syrian rebels, since NONE of them want the Turkish Military in there.

That's the problem with fighting a 7 way war. Stick your neck out, try to grab territory and EVERYBODY wants a piece of you. Being the Designated Target was supposed to be the American's Job, Trump just got Turkey to take our place. I don't think they're going to like it much at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)

252 That was awesome. I loved that show.

Adam 12 was actually surprisingly good. I watched its entire run on Netflix when they had it years ago. I was surprised, I expected it to be kinda corny but it wasn't. It was smart and well done, and both the leads were really capable.

The Emergency lead-in was weak, because it was all about setting up a new series, but I can't think of another weak episode. Emergency stunk on ice, I tried watching it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:21 PM (KZzsI)

253 It was for the case. Always, the case required it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

No so sure, they should have just worn the bikinis for every case, even if its one about a spy from Montana - bikinis!

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:21 PM (32YRo)

254 Mission Impossible and this comment will self destruct in 5 seconds.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 06:22 PM (CJlu8)

255 Also the 80s brought us Magnum P.I. and the A-Team. Good wholesome fun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)


****

My favorite part of Magnum was the opening of every show and the look on his face while holding the hottie trying to snorkel.
Priceless!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 06:22 PM (axyOa)

256 If you want teenage girls to watch you need to have cute boys for them to *swoon* over.

Kristin Stewart looks pretty male. She might qualify.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, horticulturalist at October 14, 2019 06:22 PM (NVYyb)

257 Mission Impossible and this comment will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 06:22 PM (CJlu
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Very. Fake. News.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2019 06:22 PM (I2dne)

258 Didn't JJ link an article about the Hobbs Act, 18 USC 1951, that addresses public servant corruption? It's not some obscure law. It's a tool to explain why exposing Biden is important, why don't they use it?

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:22 PM (ZZDMQ)