Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/18/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

We just starve little children, we go bomb houses.Sen. Bernie Sanders, Politburo (I-VT)


Quote II

“The government’s abject failure – and the huge risk we face of a bad deal or a no-deal Brexit – means that giving people a fresh say is now the right – and only – approach left for our country." London mayor Sadiq Khan


Quote III

“Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up.” George Saunders

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Bad behavior. Very bad behavior has cost a scientist big time.

The Me Too movement has toppled Hollywood executives, pundits, and bureaucrats since it burst onto the scene last year. Prompting a government agency to rename a geologic landform, however, may be a first.

Last week, the United States’ Board on Geographic Names quietly decided that Antarctica’s Marchant Glacier would now be called Matataua. A 7 mile-long ice stream located in eastern Antarctica’s Victoria Land, the glacier was originally named after Boston University geologist David Marchant in 1994. The change comes nearly a year after a BU-led investigation concluded that Marchant sexually harassed former graduate student Jane Willenbring in 1999 and 2000 while the two were doing fieldwork in Antarctica.


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Perhaps the United States should emulate the EU in this matter. The EU to stop time changes. No more Spring ahead and Fall behind.


The EU is doing away with the twice-yearly clock changes and has given member states until April to decide if they will remain on summer or winter time. But there are fears Europe is heading for time-zone chaos.

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Just when you think the Europeans have gained some common sense, they go full Snowflake.

Police in a United Kingdom precinct are urging residents to call for help when they feel insulted.

Or hurt.

Or slighted.

In a world where “snowflakes” regularly complain of “microaggressions” such as addressing an audience “ladies and gentlemen,” the South Yorkshire Police are encouraging people to “put a stop” to hate and report what they have loosely defined as “non-crime hate incidents.”

Piss off bloody wankers.


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Follicly challenged? Bizarre cures for baldness.

Since the dawn of time, a problem has haunted a section of mankind. They just can’t stop their hair from falling out. With the hair loss industry estimated to be worth almost $3 billion, it is little wonder that many people have invented weird and wonderful treatments for this perpetual problem.From the ancient Egyptians to modern man, many have tried and failed to stem the ravages of time and keep the hair on their heads. Maybe these bizarre cures didn’t work, but you have to admit they were creative.

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Kiddie porn, bestiality. One sick individual.


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You can't fool Mother Nature, But, boys can't be boys to the left.

A new University of Michigan study urges preschool teachers to avoid saying “they’re just boys being boys” or to remind girls to have “good manners,” lest those teachers accidentally “contribute to gender inequality in early childhood.”

Heidi Gansen — who previously was awarded by the American Sociological Association for her research on “heteronormativity” in preschools — published her latest study in the new issue of the journal Sex Roles.


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Remember when cars were cool? Why be cool when you can be Uncle Sam's spoiled nephew?


Cars are supposed to transport us – not parent us.

The government disagrees, of course. That’s not new. Uncle has been working hard to parent grown adults since at least the 1960s, when it first got into the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety business.

Which of course is really the control business – and that business is as old as government itself.

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety is just the excuse, the window dressing – the curtain behind which lies Oz.


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Are you a blade man? Do you have an extra $150 burning a hole in your pocket? Gillette has the razor for you.

It achieves that through some clever—and yes, safe—engineering. In fact, the most surprising thing about the Heated Razor may be how closely it resembles a more traditional model. At a glance, the cartridge looks quite a bit like other top-end Gillette options, and while the handle appears to add a little bit of bulk to accommodate the heating element, it’s still in line with what you’re used to.

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Do as I say, not as I do. The Left and their global warming bullshit continues.

PRIVATE JET TRAFFIC BUMPED UP 30 PERCENT DURING CALIFORNIA CLIMATE CONFERENCE

San Francisco International Airport’s corporate jet traffic rose roughly 30 percent during an international climate change conference in California, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.

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The ONT Musical Interlude



September 18, 1970, Jimi Hendrix was pronounced dead on arrival at St. Mary Abbot's Hospital in London at the age of 27 after choking on his own vomit. Hendrix left the message 'I need help bad man', on his managers answer phone earlier that night. Rumors and conspiracy theories grew up around Hendrix’s death. Eric Burdon claimed Jimi had committed suicide, but that’s contradicted by reports that he was in a good frame of mind. In 2009, a former Animals roadie published a book claiming that Jimi’s manager had admitted to him that he arranged the murder of Hendrix, since the guitarist wanted out of his contract. via thisdayinmusic.com

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September 18, 2006, 73 year old country singer Willie Nelson and four members from his band were charged with drug possession after marijuana and magic mushrooms were found by police on his tour bus. Police had stopped the tour bus near Lafayette, Louisiana. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Part Midas, part shit. Genius Award Winner.

A man has been arrested by the Customs department at the Indira Gandhi International (IGI) airport here for allegedly trying to smuggle in one kg gold by hiding it in his rectum, an official statement said Wednesday.

The 24-year-old passenger was intercepted upon his arrival from Dubai on Monday, it said.

On detailed baggage examination and personal search, it was discovered that the accused had hidden nine gold bars, weighing 1.04 kg, inside his rectum, the release said.

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Normally closed on Sunday, not when it really mattered the most. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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1 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 09:59 PM (e9G8E)

2

McDonald's workers staged protests in several cities Tuesday in what organizers billed as the first multistate strike seeking to combat sexual harassment in the workplace.

In Chicago, one of the targeted cities, several dozen protesters rallied in front of McDonald's headquarters while a plane flew overhead with a banner reading, "McDonald's: Stop Sexual Harassment." In New Orleans, current and former employees chanted, "Hey, McDonald's, you can't hide - we can see your nasty side."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 09:59 PM (IqV8l)

3 Thanks for the ONT.

Sanders and Khan are two despicable excuses for human excrement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (/BTP8)

4 Yo

Posted by: Kentucky kid at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (t3zwD)

5 Evening, all

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (438dO)

6 Tonight's Florida Man gets the bullet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (fA1SL)

7 Evening, Horde

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (obpfe)

8 Can a post smell gray?

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (RVcmP)

9 Top 10?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (+ldAm)

10 Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.

The 55 Year Old Church Ladies where I work are willing to flush Social Conservatism down the toilet in order to oppose Trump.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (jlHSA)

11 Almost-willowed theater presents...

A selection from Her Clumsy Suitors

Lying on the bed, through her mellow alcoholic buzz, she could see Brett at the door, turning the key and pocketing it, then reaching over and cranking up the radio. Metallica blared. She knew it would drown out their screams of passion.

His friend, standing nearby with the camcorder, chuckled, as Brett slid pseudo-suavely, over toward the bed. She began to unbutton her blouse, coyly revealing the demure one-piece bathing suit beneath. "Heh," she giggled.

Brett, still trying to look suave, sat down on the side of the bed. Then he stupidly slid off onto the floor. His friend started laughing and kicking Brett while filming. They yelled at each other and started laughing and wrestling on the floor.

Confused and frightened, she went to the door and found it wasn't really locked anyway.

In the bathroom, after throwing up repeatedly, she swore to herself, I only had one beer. And sixty previous "boyfriends." This failure at seduction meant nothing.

Wherever she was. Whenever it was. However she got there. However she left. She knew she had one beer and a clumsy suitor. She was traumatized for life. Never again able to speak the truth of it. Until one day she saw a man on teevee that she just knew had to have been him.

And she plotted her revenge. ...

Posted by: mindful webworker - crazy eights, anyone? at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (TJHBY)

12 Nice ONT, as per your usual. Always enjoy what you put together, MisHum.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (6Zmow)

13 Goooooooooooooooooood evening, ONT!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 10:04 PM (DMUuz)

14 The change comes nearly a year after a BU-led investigation concluded that Marchant sexually harassed former graduate student Jane Willenbring in 1999 and 2000 while the two were doing fieldwork in Antarctica.

Man... that's cold.

Posted by: mindful webworker - up to the job at September 18, 2018 10:04 PM (TJHBY)

15 I like DST...gets dark at 10pm in July. Enjoy the extra sunlight.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (ptxK7)

16 Good evening!

Posted by: Iris at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (6lKe4)

17 Saw a TX poll today with Cruz +9.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

18 "the South Yorkshire Police are encouraging people to "put a stop" to hate and report what they have loosely defined as "non-crime hate incidents.""

Guess what, Jamie.

Guess what.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (y87Qq)

19 Police in a United Kingdom precinct are urging residents to call for help when they feel insulted.

As long as China isn't involved, we need another world war.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (c07y/)

20 Hopes? Dreams? I have some vague recognition of these words...they seem so distant.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

21 I saw Time-Zone Chaos cover Chicago's Does Anybody Know What Time It Is? Does anybody really care?

Posted by: mindful webworker - that's not how this works at September 18, 2018 10:06 PM (TJHBY)

22 So much content!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:06 PM (hVHEm)

23 All that snowflake bullshit in the UK will be here within 5 years.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:06 PM (ptxK7)

24 Oral sex with a pit bull. I've heard it all now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

25 And in before the asshole who talks shit about the ONT!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

26 24 Oral sex with a pit bull. I've heard it all now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

I'm assuming the human was on the giving end of that. Otherwise...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

27
Spoken with humble sincerity, Bernie boi, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

You people nauseate me.

Posted by: irongerampa at September 18, 2018 10:08 PM (S/hVx)

28 The EU finally does something smart. US should jump the gun on them, implement the change this year. No more daylight savings, the most obnoxious idea out of the founding fathers, ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:08 PM (39g3+)

29 Howdy everyone. Boy brought home the crud from the germ factory (i.e. school) and now we all have it. Yuck.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (w+Jhj)

30 20 Hopes? Dreams? I have some vague recognition of these words...they seem so distant.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

"Life...Dreams...Hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! Destruction...Destruction is what makes life worth living! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Let's destroy everything!"

Posted by: Kefka Palazzo at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (jlHSA)

31 Sanders, Khan and Gansen can all suck it. Foul pieces of excrement playing at being human beings.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

32 17
Saw a TX poll today with Cruz +9.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

Saw that too, but Drudge was screaming earlier too that the GOP is in trouble in Nov. Dunno if that is reverse psychology to keep us motivated...Been looking more into Q; still not sure what to think, but it has done ONE thing positive - people are more inclined to confront lefty pols, which is something I have been praying for forever. I hated the milquetoast, don't be too obnoxious or confrontational attitude the GOP has had. The Pantsuit was mocked so much today on Twitter because Q highlighted a tweet of hers and it made me laugh so hard, put a smile on my face.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (Gim9y)

33 >>> I'm assuming the human was on the giving end of that. Otherwise...

Or there was much peanut butter.

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (obpfe)

34 the South Yorkshire Police are encouraging people to "put a stop" to hate and report what they have loosely defined as "non-crime hate incidents."

Someone needs to call them and report the New York Times for not being able to tell the difference between Angela Basset and Omarosa.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

35 You've never really experienced Jimi Hendrix until you've heard a polka version of "Manic Depression" (true story).

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (T+Eka)

36 24 Oral sex with a pit bull. I've heard it all now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

Obviously, You've never heard of Mr. Hands.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (jlHSA)

37 Someone needs to report the Yorkshire Police for triggering them with fascist police state tactics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (39g3+)

38 Evening all. Heckuva day, Kavanaugh-wise.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (QLvwG)

39 I'm assuming the human was on the giving end of that. Otherwise...

Yeah.. I was trying to picture in my mind..Christ... I can't even go there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

40 BTW, great flag pic, MH. You definitely have a knack.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (S/hVx)

41 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (w+Jhj)

Feel better soon!

PSA - Be sure and get your flu shot!

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (6Zmow)

42 I'll believe in global warming when oceanfront property goes for a song.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (2NqXo)

43

Does this mud shark taste like vajayjay?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (UFLLM)

44 trying to smuggle in one kg gold by hiding it in his rectum



That's heavy, man!

Posted by: mindful webworker - gravity is rape at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (TJHBY)

45 10 Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.

The 55 Year Old Church Ladies where I work are willing to flush Social Conservatism down the toilet in order to oppose Trump.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (jlHSA)

Are they pro abortion? If not, you need to tell them siding with abortionists might not sit well with God.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (2DOZq)

46 Fuck Willy Nelson.

Posted by: Cunt Feinstein at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (HiLJ1)

47 I also choked on Hendrix's vomit, but fortunately Jerry Garcia was able to Heimlich me in time. It was the sixties, you had to be there.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (mk9aG)

48 -
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In New Orleans, current and former employees chanted, "Hey, McDonald's, you can't hide - we can see your nasty side."

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If it rhymes,
we are paid for our lifetimes!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Johnny Cochran at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (RVcmP)

49 By the way, update on my strained right arm, for those who care (likely nobody remembers). I have been putting this generic Icy Hot stuff on my arm twice a day and taking aspirin to dull some pain and lower swelling. Its responded very well and is almost back to normal after about a week and a half. I was able to do some drawing today, which I have not for a while now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (39g3+)

50 33 >>> I'm assuming the human was on the giving end of that. Otherwise...

Or there was much peanut butter.
Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2018 10:09 PM (obpfe)

So if I snorted at that one does that mean I'm going to purgatory?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (Ss+Em)

51 What would Willie do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1r20x6b3N0

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (0+nbW)

52 19
As long as China isn't involved, we need another world war.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (c07y/)


This time, we need to sit back and make popcorn while watching Europe.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

53 PRIVATE JET TRAFFIC BUMPED UP 30 PERCENT DURING CALIFORNIA CLIMATE CONFERENCE

That's terrible. Global Warming! We're all gonna die!

Posted by: Harrison Ford, private jet owner at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

54 But there are fears Europe is heading for time-zone chaos.

I don't that they're fears so much as 'concerns'.

Do it!

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (n6bs1)

55 45 10 Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.

The 55 Year Old Church Ladies where I work are willing to flush Social Conservatism down the toilet in order to oppose Trump.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (jlHSA)

Are they pro abortion? If not, you need to tell them siding with abortionists might not sit well with God.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (2DOZq)

Probably had to do with the whole pussy grabbing thing. "Do you know how he treats women! I never!"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

56 We just starve little children, we go bomb houses.Sen. Bernie Sanders, Politburo (I-VT)

He's right. We should bomb the little children, and starve the houses. Of which he has three.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (pUCsZ)

57 Police in a United Kingdom precinct are urging residents to call for help when they feel insulted.
Or hurt.

Or slighted.





Dystopian. Scary. Death of society.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (yUPCi)

58 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (39g3

I actually do remember that. Glad it's feeling better!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

59 That car article is spot on. As with all things govt gets involved in, they make it expensive. That's why a Honda Civic is $20k base.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (ptxK7)

60 40 BTW, great flag pic, MH. You definitely have a knack.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (S/hVx)

I appreciate your compliment, thanks IG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (Ss+Em)

61 Probably had to do with the whole pussy grabbing thing. "Do you know how he treats women! I never!"
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)


Just to be clear: where they for or against?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (pUCsZ)

62 Australia could without daylight savings time...


It's worse than Indiana there!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)

63 I need to come forward with this story, and a blog whose owner occasionally humps trash is the perfect place for my revelation. Wymen must be believed and heard, always!

Matthew Dowd, the "Country Over Party" guy on the Twatters...raped me. Where and when he did the deed doesn't matter, maybe the 1980's, or maybe the 1970's, but he raped me. All I can remember from the horrific event is that Matt did it to me behind an Arbys.

As I tried to dull the pain from this event by talking to a psychologist, I recalled from talking from my other wymen friends and allies that Matthew Dowd was also fingered in an anon letter as the culprit behind the goat-blowing incident of either the 1980's or 1990's, also occuring behind an Arbys.

Since Matt believes that all accusations are credible, when is he going to address these incredibly credible accusations against him? Silence is evidence of guilt!

Posted by: An Incredibly Credible Wyman Victim at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (Ta69/)

64 PRIVATE JET TRAFFIC BUMPED UP 30 PERCENT DURING CALIFORNIA CLIMATE CONFERENCE

Fen's law. These cocksuckers don't really believe their bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

65 Errr, Australia could DO...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 10:14 PM (e9G8E)

66 42 I'll believe in global warming when oceanfront property goes for a song.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 10:11 PM (2NqXo)

Or reasonably priced private jets.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 10:14 PM (6Zmow)

67 $40,000 worth of gold up the butt . Should have just formed it into the shape of a dildo and put in in his suitcase.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:14 PM (2DOZq)

68 Heh. Re the bald thing. I'm 29 and I have a full head of blond hair . Most of my friends are either gray or balding or both . When that time comes for me I'll except it , but until then I'll flaunt the hell out of it

Posted by: BigZesty at September 18, 2018 10:15 PM (QOR4C)

69 61 Probably had to do with the whole pussy grabbing thing. "Do you know how he treats women! I never!"
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

Just to be clear: where they for or against?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (pUCsZ)

They were obliged to act outraged and Christiany as they soaked their granny panties.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

70 I just want to smack people who oppose Trump for stuff he said and did years ago, even decades ago. Seriously? Is the crude stuff we do in the past forever to damn us, there's no forgiveness or recognition of a changed heart? You cannot let anything go from the past??

Especially Christians, good God the entire point of the Gospel is that of sinners being saved and changing, being reckoned new creations, being sanctified by the work of the Holy Spirit.

Should we damn Peter forever for denying Christ not once, but three times? Should we condemn Paul eternally for having worked to persecute and kill Christians? Does not the principle of salvation ever apply?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (39g3+)

71 "The government's abject failure - and the huge risk we face of a bad deal or a no-deal Brexit - means that giving people a fresh say is now the right - and only - approach left for our country." London mayor Sadiq Khan

OUR country? Which country would that be, Sadiq Khan? The one you know infest, or the one you used to infest?

For my part, I always look to Pakis for guidance on political philosophy, since Pakistan is so well run.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (pUCsZ)

72 Big 'un.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (YgbOr)

73 If pussy grabbing makes you vote for a communist instead you are a fucking idiot and should not have the right to vote.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (ptxK7)

74 This is what happens when you drag a $100 bill though a faculty lounge.

Posted by: James C at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (i2lqL)

75 The parrots have been doing fly-by's of the neighborhood all afternoon, squawking constantly! It's like they want to drive me insane.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (hVHEm)

76 That King David, he lusted after a woman and sent her husband to die, I support being invaded by Assyrians rather than him being King! NEVER FORGIVE!!! NEVER FORGET!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (39g3+)

77 It's worse than Indiana there!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)

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tell me about it. I used to do support work for a hotel chain who's call center was in AZ. Nothing like getting a call from a hotel in Indiana who's software was having issues due to daylight savings.

Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (WEBkv)

78 Police in a United Kingdom precinct are urging residents to call for help when they feel insulted.
Or hurt.

Or slighted.


Even if it was thirty-seven years ago. You think.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (TQyCa)

79 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (39g3+)

It is written - Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (6Zmow)

80
McDonald's workers staged protests in several
cities Tuesday in what organizers billed as the first multistate strike
seeking to combat sexual harassment in the workplace.



"Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 09:59 PM (IqV8l)



This is soooo odd. The IL Attorney General Civil Rights Bureau is supposed to investigate, and penalize for this. And any bureaucrat worth his or her salt would jump on a high profile, high volume case that targets a hated, rich corporation.

I wonder if the protesters and their Union organizers are aware of that?

It's almost as if it were some sort of a stunt.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (2K6fY)

81 Just testing if its me or if Ace hates me.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (to9YQ)

82 the glacier was originally named after Boston University geologist David Marchant in 1994. The change comes nearly a year after a BU-led investigation concluded that Marchant sexually harassed former graduate student Jane Willenbring in 1999 and 2000 while the two were doing fieldwork in Antarctica.

It's not his fault that she was frigid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (/qEW2)

83 76 The parrots have been doing fly-by's of the neighborhood all afternoon, squawking constantly! It's like they want to drive me insane.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (hVHEm)

You live in Central America?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

84 Sounds like British cops are overfunded.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (oVJmc)

85 75 The parrots have been doing fly-by's of the neighborhood all afternoon, squawking constantly! It's like they want to drive me insane.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (hVHEm)

There's a Monty Python joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (/BTP8)

86 74 This is what happens when you drag a $100 bill though a faculty lounge.
Posted by: James C at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (i2lqL)

This is so bad it's good.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (6Zmow)

87 For my part, I always look to Pakis for guidance on political philosophy, since Pakistan is so well run.

"Us too!"
--London Voters, eager to reelect Khan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (39g3+)

88 The parrots have been doing fly-by's of the neighborhood all afternoon, squawking constantly!

Sunnyvale or SF? They were always cool to see.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (TQyCa)

89 whew.

50 33 >>> I'm assuming the human was on the giving end of that. Otherwise...

Or there was much peanut butter.
Posted by: fluffy


Oh, good. I was about to give that answer,* approximately, and I reeeealy didn't want to. Thanks.

*which idea/meme I learned here. This place...!

Posted by: mindful webworker - hive horde mind close call at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (TJHBY)

90 Remember when STTNG tried that intergalactic speed limit thing, discovering that the warp drives were harming the very fabric of space? They posted c55% signs all over the place.


Sammy Haggar singing, I can't fly c55!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (QLvwG)

91 Cool pic tonight and very apropos for me being sailors at sea and all.

I received word a few hours ago my youngest son has completed his enlistment in the Navy. As is his habit, his communication was completely devoid of details. All he said was *And then, as suddenly as it all began, the greatest adventure of my life was over. Plankowner, departing.*

I figure he'll take the long way home so he can explore the West for a few months. He was the one I stayed up nights worrying about and fretting over. The death of his mother when he was nine really shook him but as it turns out, he grew into a fine, well balanced young man with purpose.

Thank you Jesus. It will be good to see him.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (9rIkM)

92 Corker: let's vote.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (MAstk)

93 73 If pussy grabbing makes you vote for a communist instead you are a fucking idiot and should not have the right to vote.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (ptxK7)


I say again: a second look at the 19th Amendment. And the 24th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (pUCsZ)

94 Oh, good. I was about to give that answer,* approximately, and I reeeealy didn't want to. Thanks.

*which idea/meme I learned here. This place...!
Posted by: mindful webworker - hive horde mind close call at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (TJHBY)

They forgot the Dana Perino sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 10:20 PM (/BTP8)

95 Why can't I comment here?

Are you all Democrats?
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (to9YQ)

There are some DINOs here, but I don't think they're your problem. Try commenting from another IP or getting some VPN software. If all else fails you may want to e-mail Pixy.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:20 PM (hVHEm)

96 What is the banhammer threshold for dirty yarns tonight? I wrote something so abysmally disgusting about Stormy Daniels, it would make a billy goat puke.

I better save it for another time.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:20 PM (mk9aG)

97 Just another test before i go off to testify...

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 10:20 PM (to9YQ)

98 Police in a United Kingdom precinct are urging residents to call for help when they feel insulted.
Or hurt.

Or slighted.


Unless you're a native Brit who feels insulted by Muslims. Then you'll be rung up for hate crimes.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

99 That Eu Time Zone thing is very confusing. Doesn't anyone over there speak English?

England and Portugal are on UTC. Does that mean they don't change their time spring and fall? England and Portugal are one hour behind EU Central time, but how does that work when the Times change spring/fall?

Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 18, 2018 10:21 PM (I9Sw7)

100 79 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (39g3+)

It is written - Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (6Zmow)


There goes my opportunity of ever throwing the first pitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:21 PM (Ss+Em)

101 I am looking forward to the day that Stormy Daniels is relegated to the same slime heap as Cindy Sheehan, forgotten and disgraced. Old news, sometimes used in trivia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:21 PM (39g3+)

102 96 What is the banhammer threshold for dirty yarns tonight? I wrote something so abysmally disgusting about Stormy Daniels, it would make a billy goat puke.

I better save it for another time.
Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:20 PM (mk9aG)

I'm fairly mellow, but why not save it for Friday night? Dave likes those.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:22 PM (Ss+Em)

103 I've heard that one of our local ambulance chasers once successfully defended a guy who fucked a dead deer on the grounds that CO's bestiality law defined animals as alive, and it's necrophilia laws defined victims as dead humans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (5aX2M)

104 In case anyone hadn't noticed...the Dems and left with their communist
puppet Lady Professor have now officially gone nuclear-level crazy.

Posted by: Prof at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (zgX3V)

105 Didn't Cindy Sheehan attempt to run against Diane Feinstein or was it Boxer?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

106 "save it for Friday night" Yes!

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (mk9aG)

107 104 In case anyone hadn't noticed...the Dems and left with their communist
puppet Lady Professor have now officially gone nuclear-level crazy.
Posted by: Prof at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (zgX3V)

I still don't get Chi-Di opening Pandora's Box, only to say "Ummm, oops, I guess she might be lying!".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:24 PM (jlHSA)

108 One of the early controversies of the church was when Christians who had denied their faith and said they worshipped Caesar during persecution later were up for office in various churches when Constantine was emperor.

The argument was that if they denied Christ, they cannot be allowed to be leaders in the church. I can't remember who it was that responded, I think it was Athanasius, but he pointed out the foundational principle of forgiveness and the example of Peter, who later became one of the greatest of the Apostles after denying Christ.

Sins of the past, are just that: of the past. Jesus died for those, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:24 PM (39g3+)

109 Someone earlier today said it all boils down to abortion. They might be right. There is no excuse for the left's side. There is no excuse to sugar-coat reality. Hit them hard.


Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 10:24 PM (RVcmP)

110
Plankowner, departing.*

Thank you Jesus. It will be good to see him.
Posted by: Tonypete


By that I assume he served aboard a ship as it was commissioned?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (IqV8l)

111 Thank you Jesus. It will be good to see him.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (9rIkM)
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That's cool. Congrats.

I've a daughter and Son in Law in the Navy, both closing in on retiring out of the Navy.

Gad, I'm getting old.

Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (WEBkv)

112 The parrots have been doing fly-by's of the neighborhood all afternoon, squawking constantly!

Sunnyvale or SF? They were always cool to see.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (TQyCa)

Close to Sunnyvale, unfortunately I've only heard them without seeing them for the last couple weeks.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (hVHEm)

113 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (5aX2M)

Defense lawyers and ambulance chasers are not always the same thing.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (MIvRT)

114 By that I assume he served aboard a ship as it was commissioned?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (IqV8l)

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that was my thought, too. Cool if he was.

Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (WEBkv)

115 I still don't get Chi-Di opening Pandora's Box, only to say "Ummm, oops, I guess she might be lying!".
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:24 PM (jlHSA)

Delay and hoping one, just one Republican folds like a cheap chair and derails the whole thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (9MKXa)

116 105 Didn't Cindy Sheehan attempt to run against Diane Feinstein or was it Boxer?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (2DOZq)
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Pelosi.

Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 18, 2018 10:26 PM (WEBkv)

117 45 10 Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.

The 55 Year Old Church Ladies where I work are willing to flush Social Conservatism down the toilet in order to oppose Trump.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (jlHSA)

Are they pro abortion? If not, you need to tell them siding with abortionists might not sit well with God.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Sadly, I know Catholic women who will side with the abortion lovers on the left.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2018 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

118 109 Someone earlier today said it all boils down to abortion. They might be right. There is no excuse for the left's side. There is no excuse to sugar-coat reality. Hit them hard.


Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 10:24 PM (RVcmP)

I'd say that about 98% of the time, it's Abortion.

But with the old Church Ladies in my office, it's not that.

They won't say what it is, though.

I think it's as shallow as that they don't like how PDT talks.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (jlHSA)

119 113 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (5aX2M)

Defense lawyers and ambulance chasers are not always the same thing.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (MIvRT)

Don't you know, all lawyers are to be knelt down by a ditch and shot in the head?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

120 The parrots have been doing fly-by's of the neighborhood all afternoon, squawking constantly! It's like they want to drive me insane.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (hVHEm)

You live in Central America?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

Bay Area, essentially the same place in a lot of ways.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (hVHEm)

121 Thank you Jesus. It will be good to see him.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2018 10:19

Great on you Tonypete.

Posted by: Farmer at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (yJ1e6)

122 Michigan Official: Ban Bullet Sales by Anyone but Police
http://bit.ly/2D9WPCM

A commissioner in Wayne County, Michigan, is pushing a bill that would outlaw ammunition purchases from anyone other than police.
The commissioner, Reggie Davis (D), also wants to tax the bullets that police would sell.

His solution is to require gun owners to buy their bullets from police and to pass a "mental health check" before being allowed to complete the purchase. Moreover, he wants to tax the bullets for funds to fight gun violence via education.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (kO+z3)

123 I was at a beach house on the Oregon coast one year with family and some dragonflies flew by. We'd see them pretty regularly in the area, as it was swampy not far away.

Then more flew by. Then more, scores of them. It was a pretty constant stream of dragonflies for over an hour, thousands of them. It was one of the most amazing things I'd ever seen.

Apparently they migrate, which I didn't know at the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (39g3+)

124 115 Delay and hoping one, just one Republican folds like a cheap chair and derails the whole thing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (9MKXa)

But why even bother saying "She might not be telling the truth", then?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (jlHSA)

125 Well, if you're going to blow goats Arby's is the place to do it.

(I have no idea what that means. I'm loopy from stress. I need to drink more.)

Hope everybody sleeps well.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (1FhAQ)

126 Defense lawyers and ambulance chasers are not always the same thing.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (MIvRT)

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Oh, for sure. But this dude is an ambulance chaser of the Saul Goodman variety. Advertises on daytime TV, usually settles out-of-court, etc. He's been around since I was a little kid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:28 PM (5aX2M)

127 Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (9rIkM)


That's wonderful Tonypete. I think you must be a wonderful father. I remember about your wife, and I can see why you rejoice. I'm very happy for you and your son.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 10:28 PM (yUPCi)

128
he parrots have been doing fly-by's of the neighborhood

The Green Angels

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l)

129 But why even bother saying "She might not be telling the truth", then?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (jlHSA)

Well let's not discount the possibility she is senile

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 10:28 PM (9MKXa)

130 BLEW WAVE

@DRUDGE_REPORT

Republican wins Texas special election, Hillary won district by 12...

Flores defeats Gallego in Senate District 19

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (c07y/)

131 103 I've heard that one of our local ambulance chasers once successfully defended a guy who fucked a dead deer on the grounds that CO's bestiality law defined animals as alive, and it's necrophilia laws defined victims as dead humans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (5aX2M)
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I'd like to think there is no way, but after the antics of Florida man, I now have to rate this as "probable."

Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman for Pinochet Airlines at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (WEBkv)

132 A little late to the party, just back from Kol Nidre (Yom Kippur eve) services.

This is our Day of Atonement, so if in the past year I have hurt or offended any of the Horde, you should ask yourself what you've done to deserve that.

Amen.

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (vUcdz)

133 A commissioner in Wayne County, Michigan, is pushing a bill that would outlaw ammunition purchases from anyone other than police.
The commissioner, Reggie Davis (D), also wants to tax the bullets that police would sell.


Now would Reggie be a person of melanin, perchance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (pUCsZ)

134 Defense lawyers and ambulance chasers are not always the same thing.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (MIvRT)

Defense lawyers have better cars.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (XKT2l)

135 In New Orleans, current and former employees chanted, "Hey, McDonald's, you can't hide - we can see your nasty side."


I would imagine that they are all former employees now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (yQpMk)

136 By that I assume he served aboard a ship as it was commissioned?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Yes! USS Ralph Johnson (DDG-114). Commissioned in Charleston SC. A beautiful ceremony. My boy took us all on grand tour of the ship. It was glorious.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (9rIkM)

137 I've heard that one of our local ambulance chasers once successfully defended a guy who fucked a dead deer on the grounds that CO's bestiality law defined animals as alive, and it's necrophilia laws defined victims as dead humans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:23 PM (5aX2M)

Scarily, bestiality is still legal in five states, IIRC. I can't remember which five, except that one of them is West Virginia.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (hVHEm)

138 Delay and hoping one, just one Republican folds like a cheap chair and derails the whole thing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (9MKXa)

Good point, looks like Flake isn't taking the bait.

And it appears you are way past your bedtime.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (Ss+Em)

139 Probably shouldn't do that long nic thing. Looks to be hard on the margins.

Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (WEBkv)

140 -
--
"I wrote something so abysmally disgusting about Stormy Daniels, it would make a billy goat puke.
."

---------------------------------

I don't want to call you a liar, but Dad said I went to the party with him, and Mom took me home.




Posted by: A Billy Goat Puke at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (RVcmP)

141 I'd like to think there is no way, but after the antics of Florida man, I now have to rate this as "probable."

It sounds like one of those urban legends about lawyers but given the depths to which humanity will stoop, and the sleaze of those more dedicated to winning than justice... yeah possible.

There are good lawyers out there, I've known a few. Smart, honorable men. But I think the bad outnumber the good, to be honest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (39g3+)

142 132 A little late to the party, just back from Kol Nidre (Yom Kippur eve) services.

This is our Day of Atonement, so if in the past year I have hurt or offended any of the Horde, you should ask yourself what you've done to deserve that.

Amen.
Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (vUcdz)

Hi Ibguy.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

143 Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

I'm REALLY not in the mood for anti-lawyer slander tonight. A few of the Horde are lawyers.
Don't push me or I'm liable to say something that will get me banned tonight, bucko.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (MIvRT)

144
Then more flew by. Then more, scores of them.
It was a pretty constant stream of dragonflies for over an hour,
thousands of them. It was one of the most amazing things I'd ever seen.



Apparently they migrate, which I didn't know at the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (39g3+)


They do that, they stream by this time of year. I was surprised the first time I saw it

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (2K6fY)

145 Feinstein is just following orders.

Somebody thought it would work, it started to but then started to fall apart, now the attempt to salvage the situation and/or control the damage.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (FhO+a)

146 willowed ... I don't do this much ...

Decent people don't concentrate on being devious and evil.

That kind of shit occurs to me all the time.

And in my own way - I think I'm as decent as anybody. For some values of "decent".

Some of you people best starting thinking devious and evil. Or hope that somebody will do it for you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (fiGNd)

147 This is our Day of Atonement, so if in the past year I have hurt or offended any of the Horde, you should ask yourself what you've done to deserve that.

Amen.
Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (vUcdz)

Dickhead.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

148 It's just so difficult to reconcile our shared (positive) heritage, and the UK's role in establishing the most important and productive and civilized modern nations (the anglosphere), with its rapid descent into jaw-dropping orwellian authoritarianism.


Of course this degradation is seen in much of the anglosphere (Canada certainly, in some respects also NZ and Oz). And in the US, obviously - but we have a much firmer basis for freedom here.


In any case, by all means, re-play the Brexit thing. Have no idea, but am guessing this would not turn out to Khan's liking. Sadly the UK's a write-off now, has been for some time, so it's sort of academic. Like the rest of Europe (islands of sanity like "New Europe" notwithstanding).



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM (QDnY+)

149 143 Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

I'm REALLY not in the mood for anti-lawyer slander tonight. A few of the Horde are lawyers.
Don't push me or I'm liable to say something that will get me banned tonight, bucko.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (MIvRT)

Chill. I am a lawyer. I'm being sardonic.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

150 143 Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

I'm REALLY not in the mood for anti-lawyer slander tonight. A few of the Horde are lawyers.
Don't push me or I'm liable to say something that will get me banned tonight, bucko.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (MIvRT)

But isn't Insomniac a lawyer?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM (jlHSA)

151 And it appears you are way past your bedtime.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (Ss+Em)

yeah

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM (9MKXa)

152 Florida man's girlfriend knew he was having a relationship with her three legged dog. That's a dealbreaker with most women.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM (/qEW2)

153 "you should ask yourself what you've done to deserve that." I LOLed!!

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:33 PM (mk9aG)

154 The latest technological advance usually leads to a lot of crackpot ideas.

In the 1920s and 1930s it was ELECTRICITY!

We'll just hook up this machine with the juice and watch the health flow!

You see the same shit today with computers. Computing will solve everything! AI! Much of it will look as goony in 70 years as the Xervac machine does now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 10:33 PM (4ErVI)

155 I would imagine that they are all former employees now.

Unfortunately we're getting into a job-rich environment where employers have to compete for workers and its not as easy to replace people as it once was. And, given the horror stories I'm hearing from various employers, its worse than ever trying to find good workers.

"OK Mr tattoo-on-the-face, you're the least ghastly and regrettable person on my list, I guess you get the greeter job"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:33 PM (39g3+)

156 Better Call Saul rocked last night...as always. Speaking of laaawyers.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:33 PM (ptxK7)

157 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (39g3+)

Thank you, Chris.
I hope all you anti-lawyer funnymen get arrested on a trumped up charge and defend yourselves in court because you oh so hate lawyers so much and you go straight to a cell with Bubba.
I hope if your spouse leaves you, he or she takes you to the cleaners because he/she had the common sense to hire a good lawyer and you hate lawyers so you went it alone.
I hope if you're in a car wreck your insurance pays you ziltch because you don't like lawyers.
Because that's what you deserve.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:33 PM (MIvRT)

158 @148
In any case, by all means, re-play the Brexit thing. Have no idea, but am guessing this would not turn out to Khan's liking. Sadly the UK's a write-off now, has been for some time, so it's sort of academic. Like the rest of Europe (islands of sanity like "New Europe" notwithstanding).
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I'd prefer that they not. Holding another vote would merely give the country's leadership an excuse to not get anything done on working toward it while they "prepared" for the new vote (though admittedly it doesn't appear that they're getting much done with it at the moment).

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (nmJMg)

159 134 Defense lawyers and ambulance chasers are not always the same thing.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:25 PM (MIvRT)

Defense lawyers have better cars.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (XKT2l)

That depends. There are some "ambulance chasers" who Re rich AF.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

160 Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (MIvRT)

I believe Insomniac is an attorney.

And you'll be good because you are a decent Moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (Ss+Em)

161 "I need to transport one kilogram of gold across the international border immediately. Put me touch with a good rectum man."

-Indian smuggling kingpin

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (t5m5e)

162 132 A little late to the party, just back from Kol Nidre (Yom Kippur eve) services.

This is our Day of Atonement, so if in the past year I have hurt or offended any of the Horde, you should ask yourself what you've done to deserve that.

Amen.
Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (vUcdz)


LOLZ

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (yUPCi)

163 Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

I'm REALLY not in the mood for anti-lawyer slander tonight. A few of the Horde are lawyers.
Don't push me or I'm liable to say something that will get me banned tonight, bucko.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (MIvRT)

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Uummm...Insomniac is an Attorney, so.......

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (I16G8)

164 145 Feinstein is just following orders.

Somebody thought it would work, it started to but then started to fall apart, now the attempt to salvage the situation and/or control the damage.
Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (FhO+a)


I actually don't think so. I think she thought that this would burnish her "progressive" bona fides (if Kavanaugh withdrew), that she might withstand the onslaught of Kevin deWetback, and thereby save her political career.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (pUCsZ)

165 146 Some of you people best starting thinking devious and evil. Or hope that somebody will do it for you.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (fiGNd)

Anybody who needs someone else to do it for them deserves the knife that will inevitably end up in their back.

And I include myself in that statement as someone who deserves the knife.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (jlHSA)

166 Florida man's girlfriend knew he was having a relationship with her three legged dog. That's a dealbreaker with most women.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
---THAT BITCH!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (9rIkM)

167 "not in the mood for anti-lawyer slander" Go over to Pattericos, They LOVE it when you slam lawyers over there.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (mk9aG)

168 156 Better Call Saul rocked last night...as always. Speaking of laaawyers.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:33 PM (ptxK7)

I cut the cord so haven't been watching it for a few years now.

Kim. Oh yeah.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (4ErVI)

169 Unfortunately we're getting into a job-rich environment where employers have to compete for workers and its not as easy to replace people as it once was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:33 PM (39g3+)


Yeah ... it's just awful.

Heh ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (fiGNd)

170 Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:31 PM (MIvRT)

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Dude, you don't have to worry about Insomniac. It's tongue-in-cheek...

And when i was ripping on the ambulance chaser - look, the guy calls himself "the Strongarm" in his cheesy ads. It's not a smear on all lawyers who might possibly end up defending someone who allegedly pounded a deer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (5aX2M)

171 Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:33 PM (MIvRT)


Dude. Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (QLvwG)

172 Indian customs agent: "Aw, sheeit..."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (t5m5e)

173 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM (9MKXa)

Off tomorrow?
Nice to see you in The ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (Ss+Em)

174 Insomniac is an Attorney.

Posted by: Ms Schumer at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (FhO+a)

175 There are good lawyers out there, I've known a few.
Smart, honorable men. But I think the bad outnumber the good, to be
honest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (39g3+)


A man is as honorable as his inducements.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (2K6fY)

176 132 A little late to the party, just back from Kol Nidre (Yom Kippur eve) services.

This is our Day of Atonement, so if in the past year I have hurt or offended any of the Horde, you should ask yourself what you've done to deserve that.

Amen.
Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (vUcdz)


Heh. I didn't notice that right away.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

177 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (Ss+Em)

I love all of the Horde but I am going through some rough patches with work and anti-lawyer propaganda is NOT what I need right now.
Lots of lawyers are good, honest, hardworking professionals but because people believe the anti-lawyer crap so much (granted some of it is true, but you need a professional when you need one) they don't want to pay us a decent retainer to help them, or they don't want to hire us at all.

Not a good profession to be in right now. 18 year olds are making 6 figures on oil fields.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:36 PM (MIvRT)

178 159 That depends. There are some "ambulance chasers" who Re rich AF.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

We have a guy here whose billboard is made to look like a Vanity License Plate that reads "WAS HIS".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:36 PM (jlHSA)

179 You see the same shit today with computers. Computing will solve everything! AI! Much of it will look as goony in 70 years as the Xervac machine does now.

Yep. Gonna tell the Radium story again here.

Back in the early 20th century Radium was amazing it was this wonder material. Radiation was considered healthy and could do incredible things for your heath. And Radium had this neat feature where it glowed in the dark.

Watch companies started to put it on their dials (like glow in the dark is used today) which was really appreciated and was a big seller.

The way it was applied? Paintbrush, usually by young women, who had steady hands and were good at detail work.

After a few years, these girls started to suffer horrendous effects. One girl got cancer so bad in her mouth that her lower jaw rotted off. The picture was incredibly ghastly.

They'd lick the brush to get a nice point, dip it in the radium paint, lick the brush...

Eventually people worked out that this radiation stuff wasn't as healthy as they initially had thought. The radium was discontinued.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:36 PM (39g3+)

180 Isn't gold smuggling a capital offence in India?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 10:37 PM (e9G8E)

181 This is our Day of Atonement

For leftists this should be a month of atonement.

Maybe longer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:37 PM (pUCsZ)

182 174 Insomniac is an Attorney.

Posted by: Ms Schumer at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (FhO+a)

And all of us are fond of him in spite of it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 10:37 PM (4ErVI)

183 175 There are good lawyers out there, I've known a few.
Smart, honorable men. But I think the bad outnumber the good, to be
honest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (39g3+)


You dont know any of us smart, honorable women lawyers?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 10:37 PM (Z48ZB)

184 That depends. There are some "ambulance chasers" who Re rich AF.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

Good point. Fictional Saul is not an inaccurate character.

There's a guy in my area who calls himself "The Strong Arm." He is fabulously wealthy, and a horrible person.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM (XKT2l)

185 They'd lick the brush to get a nice point, dip it in the radium paint, lick the brush...

Eventually people worked out that this radiation stuff wasn't as healthy as they initially had thought. The radium was discontinued.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:36 PM (39g3+)

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Should have closed with, "Pleasant dreams..."

Uggh.

Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM (WEBkv)

186 Even if Isomniac was joking, there has been plenty of lawyer hate on this blog for years.
I don't hate on any of your jobs, even the cops, government workers, teachers, etc. out there.
If I wanted to be judged I'd go to a bar and try to pick up a woman.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM (MIvRT)

187 From the last thread, I posted about common sense and posting on Facebook about talking to your friends that their sons, brothers husbands can now be accused of anything.

If this woman can just accuse someone of sexual assault and because she's a women she must be believed. Really? Even though she refuses to testify under oath behind closed doors. This should raise red flags from everyone.

I've actually convinced some center Left women that if they don't vote Republican their kids will end up being taught they could pick their gender etc. etc. showed them articles of indoctrination.

Have conversations and show them videos, articles etc. The indoctrination can be undone.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM (hECVl)

188 Not a good profession to be in right now. 18 year olds are making 6 figures on oil fields.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:36 PM (MIvRT)


Why ... that's just outrageous.

Almost as bad as hearing that companies are actually competing for labor.

Somebody ... please, anybody ... help me wipe this tear.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)

189 How does one properly kipper a yom? Is there a salting process, or do you go with smoke?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

190 Howdy y'all!

Hope the Rockies can find some o.....but it's against Kershaw. Ugh!

Senseless murder in my hometown......homeless guy assaulted and murdered an exchange Spain golf player Monday morning in Ames Iowa. Homeless, living in the woods, she was playing by herself.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (c1nDO)

191 -
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Chill. I am a lawyer. I'm being sardonic.


Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM

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A lawyer being only sardonic and not completely evil? Must have caught you on a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really off day.


Posted by: This is how the lawyer joke goes. at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (RVcmP)

192 I'd prefer that they not. Holding another vote would merely give the country's leadership an excuse to not get anything done on working toward it while they "prepared" for the new vote (though admittedly it doesn't appear that they're getting much done with it at the moment).
Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 10:34 PM (nmJMg)


A big NO on another Brexit vote. Ya don't get a do-over bcz the Globalists don't like the Populist vote. Heck, they'll buy votes this time to ensure a Remain victory.

This is like HRC not winning the election here, and the endless tantrum and trying to circumvent the will of the people.

They expected a Remain vote. They didn't get it and now want a do-over.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (yUPCi)

193 Another Brexit vote because the Establishment is botching it on purpose?

Sure, Sadiq--right after you let voters decide if you can finish your term as mayor.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (Ndje9)

194 A lot of politicians are lawyers.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (UdKB7)

195 180 Isn't gold smuggling a capital offence in India?

It's what turned MI5 onto Goldfinger.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (LOq4H)

196 I will say this, regarding lawyers.

I think it's hilarious that there was a lawyer in my area named "G. Reed", and another one named "Swindler".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (jlHSA)

197 Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)

You know what, whatever field your in, I hope it tanks and no one wants to pay you what you're worth.
If you're retired, I hope your investments get cleaned out and you have to eat dog food.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT)

198 Lawyers today are a necessary evil, as essential to the conduct of legitimate business as button-men are to the Mob. I don't blame lawyers willing to do what they do - the blame lies with their clients.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (bIOC2)

199 194 A lot of politicians are lawyers.
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (UdKB7)

MOST politicians are.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (jlHSA)

200 142

Hi LadyL!!

Called and (re-)confirmed our venue today. WooHoo!

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (vUcdz)

201 Well as I said UK's a write-off, so whatever. Brexit, or become a formal sovietized s**thole. Their choice.


Somewhat related, I think the "five eyes" intel-sharing agreement might be long overdue for a review - or cancellation. We clearly have an at least partially corrupted, not to mention mediocre, intel establishment of our own, and it appears the British one is (unsurprisingly) highly suspect as well. No need to compound our challenges.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 10:41 PM (QDnY+)

202 There's a guy in my area who calls himself "The Strong Arm." He is fabulously wealthy, and a horrible person.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM (XKT2l)

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Unless we live in different areas this guy is the one-and-the-same deerfucker defender I mentioned in the first place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:41 PM (5aX2M)

203 Anybody who's been targetted by a lawyer is going to be sore about it. Shouldn't they be?

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:41 PM (mk9aG)

204 147 Insomniac

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:41 PM (vUcdz)

205 You don't know any of us smart, honorable women lawyers?

No, but I'm sure they exist I just haven't met any in person.

But as for judging people's jobs, I'm an illustrator and author. We're on the whole lazy and whiny, we tend to be late, we are self indulgent, and especially authors are particularly self pitying. Every job has its losers and drawbacks.

Its just that if a writer is a loser jerk, he has little impact on society. Nobody is changing laws or precedent or getting criminals back on the streets as an illustrator. So we get less heat, understandably.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:41 PM (39g3+)

206 And Iasonas can want me homeless or dead all he wants.

I can't afford him anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:42 PM (jlHSA)

207 Wait...isn't insomniac a lawyer???

Posted by: lin-duh at September 18, 2018 10:42 PM (kufk0)

208 186 Even if Isomniac was joking, there has been plenty of lawyer hate on this blog for years.
I don't hate on any of your jobs, even the cops, government workers, teachers, etc. out there.
If I wanted to be judged I'd go to a bar and try to pick up a woman.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM (MIvRT)

Lawyer hate? Buddy you should see the Nebraska hate on this very blog. Some of it was ongoing yesterday!

Well I live here and let me tell you I've got a plan. And yeah it involves corn and lots of it. There's going to be some very sore assholes around here let me tell you!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 10:42 PM (4ErVI)

209 153 gp

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:42 PM (vUcdz)

210 Don't you myopic people think for a moment that if we had more conservative lawyers, things would be better off?
I mean, we basically ceded the field to the left and look at the mess we're in.
Same with education and the media.
I'm sure if you keep watching sportsball and doing whatever it is that Real Conservatives(TM) do, we'll win this country back.

Yet keep chortling at me, I'm the problem with society. Right.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:42 PM (MIvRT)

211 Hi Ibguy--I wanted to let you know that my sweet dad died this morning.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

212 You know what, whatever field your in, I hope it tanks and no one wants to pay you what you're worth.
If you're retired, I hope your investments get cleaned out and you have to eat dog food.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT)

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Damn. There are many fine decaffeinated brands these days that are as tasty as the real thing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (I16G8)

213 Victor David Hanson has an interesting observation upon these 'august' Senatorial hearings that were presided over by such sober men of judgement like Cory 'Spartacus' Booker and Diane 'Commie plant' Feinstein.

"The spectacle is right out of Euripides's Bacchae, as the
creaky old guard of the polis, Tiresias and Cadmus, dress up in trendy,
ridiculous ritual costumes to stumble along after the racing and
frenzied young maenads in their lethal courtship of suicidal Dionysian
madness."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8haewz8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (5YweU)

214 You know what, whatever field your in, I hope it tanks and no one wants to pay you what you're worth.
If you're retired, I hope your investments get cleaned out and you have to eat dog food.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT)

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You talk like a lawyer.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (t5m5e)

215 Watch it, there are a lot of dog lovers here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (IqV8l)

216 Don't flush anything down this toilet unless you've swallowed it first.

Posted by: Cosda at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (t2iW3)

217 "The EU finally does something smart. US should jump
the gun on them, implement the change this year. No more daylight
savings, the most obnoxious idea out of the founding fathers, ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
As long as we stick with the summer time setting, I'm fine with it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

218 BLEW WAVE

@DRUDGE_REPORT

Republican wins Texas special election, Hillary won district by 12...

Flores defeats Gallego in Senate District 19
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2018 10:29 PM (c07y/)

Keep in mind that Senate District 19 has been continuously held by Dems for the previous 139 YEARS.

Flores has made history.

This kind of thing doesn't happen during Blue Waves.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (hVHEm)

219 Tonight's ONT is brought to you by PATRIOTISM.

And BREASTS.


Posted by: Breasty Patriotism at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (V86aL)

220 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 10:42 PM (4ErVI)

I don't know much about Nebraska, so I don't make jokes about it. But I put up with all of the Jersey jokes here because...well...

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (MIvRT)

221 Have conversations and show them videos, articles etc. The indoctrination can be undone.

Allow me to quote Jonathan Swift:

"It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into."

If someone reached a conclusion based on emotion, fear, or irrationality, all the logic in the world is unlikely to reach them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (39g3+)

222 I already have a heated razor. Shower-heated.

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (uEbPt)

223 In follow-up visits, authorities found Ruby to be well cared for and in good health, according to reports

And grinning from ear to pit bull ear.

Posted by: The Hoser at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (v3UCk)

224 A lot of politicians are lawyers.
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (UdKB7)

A colossal majority. I think there are a lot of doctors as a distant second. Might be an ego thing involved, or something.

Sadly, very few business owners and blue collar folks in the political world. Kinda busy working I reckon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (XKT2l)

225 Senseless murder in my hometown......homeless guy assaulted and murdered an exchange Spain golf player Monday morning in Ames Iowa. Homeless, living in the woods, she was playing by herself.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (c1nDO)

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Oy. That reminds of the Aussie baseball player who was murdered in Oklahoma a few years back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (5aX2M)

226 willowed from last thread.




So in Google News:

The new work that Google has done for the Chinese Government is nearing completion!

The
new Chinese Google search engine is soon going on line. For the first
time, from every device, every single search, website visited, every email sent and
received, will be captured and TIED TO YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER! In real time, no less.


Of
course, the government will use this information to decide if you are
worthy of credit, boarding a plane or train, or right to buy basic goods
and services.


Google is the same company that has backed
out of a contract with the Department of Defense for cloud computer
services, worth millions. Because Google employees say the American military is bad and stuff.


Now go watch that 2016 Google employee
video and wonder what the average Google employee thinks about America,
it's history, it's Constitution. And their lack of understanding history of Communism.

Yeah, I get the same feeling.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (UsCnO)

227 You can watch Better Call Saul episodes for free at AMC's website.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (ptxK7)

228 The change comes nearly a year after a BU-led investigation concluded that Marchant sexually harassed former graduate student Jane Willenbring in 1999 and 2000 while the two were doing fieldwork in Antarctica.
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She was frigid!

Posted by: Marchant at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (x4978)

229 Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)

You know what, whatever field your in, I hope it tanks and no one wants to pay you what you're worth.
If you're retired, I hope your investments get cleaned out and you have to eat dog food.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT)

I do automation and controls. You know what I'm worth, on the hour ?

Not a fucking penny more than anyone wants to pay. I'm not "worth" a fucking cent more than the electrician that builds the shit I design, or the operator that runs the machine.

And I don't have a single law - not a one - that requires anyone retain my services.

Boo-Fucking-Hoo dude.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (fiGNd)

230 Is Five Eyes a fish and chip place?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (fiGNd)

232 I really didn't know that the Horde had so much contempt for its members based on what profession we may or may not have.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (MIvRT)

233 Insomniac is an Attorney.
Posted byMs Schumer at September 18, 2018 10:35 PM (FhO+a)
And all of us are fond of him in spite of it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 10:37

He's a good dude. Remember azzhole, it's your turn to call me.

Posted by: Farmer at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (yJ1e6)

234 And BREASTS.

Knew I joined the right outfit.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (LOq4H)

235 "The spectacle is right out of Euripides's Bacchae, as the creaky old guard of the polis, Tiresias and Cadmus, dress up in trendy, ridiculous ritual costumes to stumble along after the racing and frenzied young maenads in their lethal courtship of suicidal Dionysian madness."

That would make some funky cosplay ...

Posted by: Adriane the Convention Bunny Critic ... at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (AoK0a)

236 Ladyl,

Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (oGE0z)

237 Scogg to the Barrel.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (jlHSA)

238 Scogg, we need to talk.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (hVHEm)

239 {{{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (c1nDO)

240 210. We don't need more lawyers of any kind. Good or bad. The fact that the market for legal counsel is sluggish is an economic indicator of as much. Furthermore, most civilized societies have done all they can to actively discourage their people from resort to the courts & etc. Look, you're in a bad spot now. We get it. But to lash out as if your troubles are our doing is absurd.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (bIOC2)

241 235 That would make some funky cosplay ...
Posted by: Adriane the Convention Bunny Critic ... at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (AoK0a)

Cosplayers get The Bullet.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (jlHSA)

242 Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT)


Someone needs a time out. Angry, personal posting on the ONT is harshing our mellows.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (QLvwG)

243 "I don't hate on any of your jobs" Please be my guest: I'm a software engineer (retired.) Crap all over my profession; we deserve it! We screw up all the time, and a lot of our work is pointless and/or sinister.

I've noticed: nobody is touchier about criticism of their profession than public schoolteachers, and nobody deserves criticism more than them. They suck canal water.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (mk9aG)

244 189 Insomniac

Incense.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (vUcdz)

245 Uh oh, someone gets The Barrel tonight

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (5YweU)

246 Does South Yorkshire have a system like ours, where an elected official such as a mayor can remove the head of police? Do they have unlimited autonomy to make up policy, the the EPA under Obama? There must be some way for the electorate to bring them to heel.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (/qEW2)

247 The people that make lawyer jokes in my life are lawyers.

The few times I've needed a lawyer, I've had positive experiences. Very positive. I hope I'm not jinxing myself by saying that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 10:47 PM (yUPCi)

248 Saul Goodman was a great lawyer. The man worked miracles. I wish he was my lawyer.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 10:47 PM (Lktpy)

249 Senseless murder in my hometown

You know what I miss? Good old fashioned sensible murder

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:47 PM (39g3+)

250 >>>It was one of the most amazing things I'd ever seen.

i saw a blanket of ladybugs once when i was in the forest. pretty neat.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 10:47 PM (1YQLC)

251 You know what, whatever field your in, I hope it tanks and no one wants to pay you what you're worth.
If you're retired, I hope your investments get cleaned out and you have to eat dog food.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT)


I was telling a cow-orker today that the rules and regulations have become so complicated and invasive, many people just thrown in the towel and hope to be ignored or passed over. A lot of them see fees and penalties just another form of bribe to keep living and being allowed to work.

In a way you pray to a bureaucrat to intercede between you and the law, or you give paperwork and money to a lawyer and hope that he can put in the hopper, turn the handle a couple of cranks and out will pop compliance, like salt from some magical mill.

A lot of people rankle at being beholden to a system they can neither understand or influence.

Hope your days get nicer and you don't have a month like mine.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2018 10:47 PM (2K6fY)

252 Lolololololololol. (Breathes in) Lololololololololol

Hillary says Dr Ford deserves the benefit of the doubt


Lolololololol.

This. Bitch. Is. Tone. Deaf.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 10:47 PM (nw6G5)

253 Oh LadyL- I am so sorry to hear about your Dad.

Eternal Rest grant unto him oh Lord, and may Perpetual Light shine upon him.

If there is anything I can do for you or your family, let me know.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2018 10:48 PM (9rIkM)

254 Adriane, yes it would. Be like Rosa what's her name dressing in a string bikini... but less eye searing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 10:48 PM (5YweU)

255 Look, my boss is a lawyer.

But anybody who says "I hope you end up homeless because you can't afford me" can go get fucked.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:48 PM (jlHSA)

256 Surfperch, I am incredibly skeptical about extrapolating almost anything out of special elections. The "special" is there for a reason. So I don't think this TX one deserves fireworks more than any other "flip" story (like the PA congressional seat).


But I've never expected a blue wave, and still don't.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 10:48 PM (QDnY+)

257
Angry, personal posting on the ONT is harshing our mellows.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Call the South Yorkshire Police.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

258 -
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Yet keep chortling at me, I'm the problem with society. Right.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:42 PM

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I make fun of everyone, especially myself. You are not helping lawyers by being a snowflake.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (RVcmP)

259 211 LadyL

NOOO!!!

I am SO SORRY!!!

May his memory be for a blessing.

Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (vUcdz)

260 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (bIOC2)

I get what you are saying. But what someone 1) voluntarily chooses a profession, 2) works really hard a being good at it, and 2) does so ethically and within the boundaries of the law, it gets really old when everyone craps down your neck because of the bad ones out there.
There are *plenty* of shady auto mechanics, contractors, cops, teachers, doctors, etc. but bring up lawyers and oh no, we're the worst.
There are actually people out there trying to do good work.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (MIvRT)

261 nobody is touchier about criticism of their profession than public schoolteachers, and nobody deserves criticism more than them.

Yeah every schoolteacher seems to think they are an angel floating above the rest of humanity, doing the work of heaven at great personal sacrifice, a job that ought to be paid more than any other and holiest of all possible callings. Why, people should get down on their face and kiss the ground a teacher has trod upon in total worship for their blessed labor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (39g3+)

262 Seung Min Kim
@seungminkim

Graham to me: "This has been a drive-by shooting when it comes to Kavanaugh...I'll listen to the lady, but we're going to bring this to a close."

Woman who accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault wants FBI to investigate incident before she...

4:32 PM Sep 18, 2018

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (kO+z3)

263 You can watch Better Call Saul episodes for free at AMC's website.
Posted by: #neverskankles at S




you get what you pay for.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

264 My condolences, Ladyl.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (sdi6R)

265 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

LOL

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (MIvRT)

266 Come here Barrel ... yeah, yeah, I know.

Let's not bullshit each other - I've fucked around on you.

Quite a bit, really.

But when I look at that firm, round, saucy ass - with just a hint of wood tones ?

Baby - I don't know why I do the things I do ... but you know it's time for Daddy to come home.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (fiGNd)

267 How does an attorney sleep? Well, first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Posted by: dime sized jumping spiders at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (z8foD)

268 >> Insomniac is an Attorney.


Which is fine.

Just don't breathe in too deeply when he's nearby and you should be (White Power) OK.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 10:50 PM (8NUkp)

269 "$40,000 worth of gold up the butt . Should have just formed it into the shape of a dildo and put in in his suitcase.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp"

And chrome plated it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2018 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)

270 Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (MIvRT)

Sorry to hear you are having a rough patch.

I know both good and bad attorneys through my employment. I've worked for them as well. Both good and bad.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:50 PM (Ss+Em)

271 Posted by: Farmer at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (yJ1e6)

Yeah, I know.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

272 260. Fair enough. But this is the Horde - we shit on everybody.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (bIOC2)

273 You can't let a few million bad Lawyers spoil the barrel

Posted by: James C at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (i2lqL)

274 Boy howdy is the GOP a steaming pile of shit. Get it done Grassley you worthless ahole.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (r9UYA)

275 I really didn't know that the Horde had so much contempt for its members based on what profession we may or may not have.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (MIvRT)

------

Boy... I didn't mean to start this. I was talking about one lawyer, who's a bloated bastard ambulance chaser. I've needed to retain the services of your trade on an all-too-regular basis, and generally with favorable results. Take it easy, brotha!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (5aX2M)

276 Hi Ibguy--I wanted to let you know that my sweet dad died this morning.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)


Deepest sympathies Ladyl.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (QLvwG)

277 Angry, personal posting on the ONT is harshing our mellows.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Call the South Yorkshire Police.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

Big Brother is Always Watching.

Posted by: The SYPD, Thoughtcrimes Division at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (hVHEm)

278 Geez what is with the thin-skinned boo-hooing clutching at pearls dramatics?

I hear every day here people wanting to put bullets in cosplayers or dumping them in ditches. Well the Bronies I agree with. And many of the scary Furries. But do I whine about it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (5YweU)

279 LadyL I am so sorry to read of your loss. God be with you and your family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (39g3+)

280 I really didn't know that the Horde had so much contempt for its members based on what profession we may or may not have.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:45 PM (MIvRT)

Dude. This is what we do. Jeebus, either grow a pair or go hang out with Cap'n Kristol and His Merry Band of Misfits aboard their schooner as they sail the seas of cuckery.

We! Are! Morons!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (XKT2l)

281 210 Don't you myopic people think for a moment that if we had more conservative lawyers, things would be better off?
I mean, we basically ceded the field to the left and look at the mess we're in.
Same with education and the media.

It's really odd to see the misconceptions people have about lawyers, they seem to never remember that for every case which has a lawyer trying to get a liberal decision, there's another one on the other side opposing him. Now a fair criticism is that the conservative lawyers are all very GOP-e, the George Bush wing of the party. And mostly very rich, and like all of the rich, mostly out to protect their class privilege more than anything else.

The perception comes about probably because Trial Lawyers are the noisiest, and they are as a group flamingly liberal. (Michael Avenatti is a good example) There's been a long running joke in legal circles that has a lot of truth in it - C and D grade lawyers, who barely scrape through but have a good line of bull, all go to be trial lawyers. Solid B grade law students go on either the Law School Faculty track or get in line for a Judgeship. The top tier, 90+ Percentile students end up working for Exxon, Chase, and every other big money outfit around the world, and they're mostly the ones behind the scenes pulling all the strings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (V2Yro)

282 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (39g3+)

Amen!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:52 PM (Ss+Em)

283 The good news is that lawyers are just like everyone else. The bad news is that lawyers are just like everyone else.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 18, 2018 10:52 PM (H5knJ)

284 278 Geez what is with the thin-skinned boo-hooing clutching at pearls dramatics?

I hear every day here people wanting to put bullets in cosplayers or dumping them in ditches. Well the Bronies I agree with. And many of the scary Furries. But do I whine about it?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (5YweU)

Have you accepted Vladmir Vladmirovitch Putin as your Lord and Master?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:52 PM (jlHSA)

285 Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

My sincerest condolences, Ladyl.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 10:52 PM (hVHEm)

286 Cruz beats Corporal Agarn O'Rourke. Stale Kale kicks
bucket. PDT nominates Ted Cruz to take the seat and Abbott appoints a
replacement.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (G4W16)
----------------------------------------This.

Posted by: Lurks at September 18, 2018 10:53 PM (j3frD)

287 I'm honestly appalled at some of you.
This is a place I've come to in some of my darkest moments and reading the ONT has made me feel like I actually belong on this rock.
Many of us have come together to support fellow Horde members in bad times.

Yet half of you are piling on me right now.
Way to kick a guy when he's down.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:53 PM (MIvRT)

288 i saw a blanket of ladybugs once when i was in the forest.

Everyone loves ladybugs, they're so bright and cheerful. And nobody has ever been bitten by one. Plus they eat nasty bugs like aphids. On the whole I think people like beetles, they are pleasant looking and interesting, and usually harmless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:53 PM (39g3+)

289 >>>"you should ask yourself what you've done to deserve that"
>>>>I LOLed!!

me too. it was a good one.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 10:53 PM (1YQLC)

290 Is Matthew Dowd going to let another day pass without addressing these incredibly credible allegations of sexual assault and giving non-consensual blowjobs to goats?

His honor, his standing with teh wymens, and the integrity of the back-allys of Arbys all depend on it!

Posted by: An Incredibly Credible Wyman Victim at September 18, 2018 10:54 PM (Ta69/)

291 278. We been over this.
Anime ends in weebery. Weebery ends in cosplay. Cosplay ends in furfaggery. Furfaggery ends in canal-duty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 10:54 PM (bIOC2)

292 my sweet dad died this morning.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

Sending prayers...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:54 PM (XKT2l)

293 didn't know that the Horde had so much contempt for its members based on what profession we may or may not have.
Posted by: Iasonas at S



since when did the horde have members?

you have people of which you are not contemptuous?

huh, that would be interesting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)

294 Thank you all.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

295 'Yet half of you are piling on me right now'

nobody is piling on you. You are mighty thin skinned for a lawyer.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 10:54 PM (UdKB7)

296 Wait, did Scogg just sexually harass the Barrel?

If I hadn't had to give up booze, I'd say I was clearly drinking the Good Stuff...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 18, 2018 10:54 PM (lLeln)

297 *sticks tongue out at Pallpy*

For a guy who got tossed down an air shaft and with a really bad skin condition, you don't have room to talk.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 10:55 PM (5YweU)

298 I think the Democrats and the lying bitch underestimated how much this is pissing off Republicans, even the usually spineless Republican DC swamp creatures...

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 10:55 PM (kO+z3)

299 > Graham to me: "This has been a drive-by shooting when it comes to Kavanaugh...I'll listen to the lady, but we're going to bring this to a close."


Graham says the vote happens next Wednesday, whether Dr. CrazyPants shows up or not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 10:55 PM (TM5Iv)

300 And prayers for LadyL and family. May the memories ever be sweet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 18, 2018 10:55 PM (lLeln)

301 Now a fair criticism is that the conservative lawyers are all very GOP-e, the George Bush wing of the party. And mostly very rich, and like all of the rich, mostly out to protect their class privilege more than anything else.

I don't think they mean to. Its just that when you reach a certain level of riches and power, you lose touch with the damage and destruction that leftist ideas cause. So you aren't particularly bothered about immigration abuse, or schools turning into crap, or bathrooms for trannies. That's not going to affect you at the Yacht club.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:55 PM (39g3+)

302 Yet half of you are piling on me right now.
Way to kick a guy when he's down.

Posted by: Iasonas at S



better access to his torso.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

303 >>nobody is piling on you. You are mighty thin skinned for a lawyer.


Maybe he just sloughed off his old skin and the new skin is still a little tender?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (8NUkp)

304 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (V2Yro)

I hang out with a lot of criminal defense lawyers. True Conservatives (TM) would have you think every last one of them is a ACLU liberal.
Many, and I mean, many of them are Republicans and libertarians.
Kinda makes sense when you think of that whole "trying to limit government" thing.
But no, let's hate on the law profession because that's what True Conservatives (TM) do.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (MIvRT)

305 There's a guy in my area who calls himself "The Strong Arm." He is fabulously wealthy, and a horrible person.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM

I have mentioned before on the blog, there was a guy in the Louisville area who called himself various things: 'The Heavy Hitter', 'Kentucky Hammer' and would do TV ads with a Louisville Slugger.

A buddy and I joked that he should just go for broke and bill himself as 'The Kentucky Sodomizer.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (/BTP8)

306 >>>Wait, did Scogg just sexually harass the Barrel?



Mr Scogg will be hearing from my lawyer.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (FhO+a)

307 Ladyl,
Prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2018 10:46

Same up from here.
our best Ladyl.

Posted by: Farmer at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (yJ1e6)

308 297. We all have our set-backs. Fuckin' emo Vader.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (bIOC2)

309 Everybody loves lawyers

...in Hell

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (oAY8z)

310 Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 10:54 PM (UdKB7)

You know absolutely nothing about me.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (MIvRT)

311 "Yet half of you are piling on me right now.
Way to kick a guy when he's down."

OK, now you REALLY need to calm down.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (mk9aG)

312 I agree we could do with fewer lawyers overall, actually. We were already heading toward oversupply and then something like four new law schools opened up here in FL, poised to graduate brand new lawyers right into Obama's economic depression.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

313 His solution is to require gun owners to buy their bullets from police and to pass a "mental health check" before being allowed to complete the purchase. Moreover, he wants to tax the bullets for funds to fight gun violence via education.
Posted by: Trigger Warning


Or maybe he could fight violence by telling Detroit's baby daddies to grow up, marry the mothers of their children, and be full time, responsible fathers.
No law is going to fix the problems caused by the destruction of the family.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

314 I can find one bit of information out of this Texas special election that I think is quite significant, and which I think is going to have a big impact in the future. All of the Texas Dem's plans, and Beto's campaign, is depending on Hispanic voters going 90% for Democrats, which is why they're going with this total open borders message. They calculated that they can win if they get 90% of the Hispanic vote, and if they can, they will.

But in this special election, Hispanic voters went 50/50 for GOP/Democrat. They didn't get the numbers they thought they would. And in the latest poll for the Beto/Cruz race, among hispanic voters, its 55% Beto, 45% Cruz. Sure Beto is leading in that segment, but they're counting on a 90/10 split, and it ain't happening.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (V2Yro)

315 Alright, Mr. Grassley, I'm ready for my close up.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Desmond at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (XcgmW)

316 This is a place I've come to in some of my darkest moments and reading the ONT has made me feel like I actually belong on this rock.
Many of us have come together to support fellow Horde members in bad times.

Yet half of you are piling on me right now.
Way to kick a guy when he's down.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:53 PM (MIvRT)

--------------

To be fair, you have done a fair amount of kicking yourself, upthread. I fail to see how painting yourself as the victim after the statements you have made in this thread could work out well for you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (I16G8)

317 Condolences LadyL. May he RIP.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (yUPCi)

318 If someone reached a conclusion based on emotion, fear, or irrationality, all the logic in the world is unlikely to reach them.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (39g3+)
****************
I'm not just saying this, but I have changed minds. Once they've been red-pilled they see things differently.

You've heard stories of people taking a road trip in the car with someone that had Rush on and their eyes were opened.

It can happen. Never stop trying.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (hECVl)

319 Yet half of you are piling on me right now.
Way to kick a guy when he's down.

Posted by: Iasonas at S




you should be most concerned when people do not mistreat you, that means they have moved from contempt to feeling sorry for you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)

320 -
--
Yet half of you are piling on me right now.
Way to kick a guy when he's down.



Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:53 PM
--------

I don't intend anything as a kick. I intend it as "Get up."

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (RVcmP)

321 I don't think they mean to. Its just that when you reach a certain level of riches and power, you lose touch with the damage and destruction that leftist ideas cause. So you aren't particularly bothered about immigration abuse, or schools turning into crap, or bathrooms for trannies. That's not going to affect you at the Yacht club.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I think it's that they lose perspective. Once you start working with big money and big causes, you start to look at groups and masses and averages. It's real easy to lose sight of individuals and their outcomes and misery and be tricked into thinking that "this metric is great, everything is great". (Mean vs median, I'm looking at your sorry ass.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (lLeln)

322 "Senseless murder in my hometown......homeless guy assaulted and murdered
an exchange Spain golf player Monday morning in Ames Iowa. Homeless,
living in the woods, she was playing by herself.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow"

I saw that. From the description of the attacker it seems she fought back quite a bit. Too bad she wasn't able to stick a sand wedge inside one of his ears.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (w+Jhj)

323 Fuck all of y'all. At least Mr. Metokur didn't groom.you at age 12 like he did me.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (Lktpy)

324 There must be some way for the electorate to bring them to heel.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (/qEW2)



There is but they must assert themselves and follow through.

They're short on follow through. Really short.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (V86aL)

325 How many lawyer jokes are there, anyway?

Only three. The rest are true stories.

Posted by: dime sized jumping spiders at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (z8foD)

326 Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:49 PM (MIvRT)

Sorry things have been kind of rough for you, Iasonas.
I've been in (unfortunately) several car accidents. Second time I was rear ended (maybe third), I hired this lawyer, but they seemed to be just dragging their feet. Never had an update, hadn't chatted with the guy's insurance, blah blah. I finally scheduled a conference with them, and the three main guys were there, sitting behind a desk together; it was meant to be intimidating. I told them I wanted to fire them, and they tried to tell me what a bad idea it was, etc, put pressure on me. I fired them anyway, they pissed me off with their antics.
Enter Scott, who was referred to me by a customer of the company I worked for. Even though Scott wasn't going to get a lot of money from the case, he worked hard for me. (The insurance didn't want to give me a lot because I had a pre-existing neck injury from the prior time I was rear ended.) Anyway, he got me a decent settlement, and frankly, is to this day one of the nicest professionals I've had to work with in any field.

My SO is in software, and he has also dealt with some whip smart patent lawyers, and he has been impressed.
There are terrific lawyers, and I hope things look up for you; it pains me that things are so bad it has made you this tense, and I mean that genuinely. When someone is passionate about their vocation, it's a pleasure to see them in it, because they excel and take pleasure in their work. I send you a virtual hug, because morons needs to support morons! =)

So no lawyer jokes from me until things look up. ;-)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (Gim9y)

327 306 >>>Wait, did Scogg just sexually harass the Barrel?



Mr Scogg will be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: The Barrel at September 18, 2018 10:56 PM (FhO+a)

#MeToo

Posted by: The Chicken at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (/BTP8)

328 'You know absolutely nothing about me'

I know you like to whine about lawyers being picked on.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (UdKB7)

329 Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

My condolences Ladyl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (Ss+Em)

330 I don't know much about Nebraska, so I don't make jokes about it. But I put up with all of the Jersey jokes here because...well...

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (MIvRT)

Yeah every place has it's targets. It's funny when you see outsiders taking the obvious shots and it doesn't really apply all that well to where you live.

I'd have to drive for some time to see any corn. Also lots of shit is grown out here that doesn't have anything to do with corn but everyone who's never been here thinks it does.

I can't wait to go to downstate Illinois and trot out my Al Capone and Chicago jokes! Those will go over really well!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (4ErVI)

331 Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (Gim9y)

Thanks.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (MIvRT)

332 252 Lolololololololol. (Breathes in) Lololololololololol

Hillary says Dr Ford deserves the benefit of the doubt


Lolololololol.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 10:47 PM (nw6G5)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44

An internet meme that was briefly wildly popular but has been sadly forgotten.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

333 I saw Piss Off Bloody Wankers open for the Sex Pistols Liverpool 1982 or perhaps 1983 or 1979. Johnny Rotten tried to rape me but I punched his nuts and escaped.

Posted by: colfax mingo at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (tCvhJ)

334 Ed Sullivan, is that Barry White singing backup for Smokey Robinson?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (V86aL)

335 Yet half of you are piling on me right now.
Way to kick a guy when he's down.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 10:53 PM (MIvRT)

Please accept my apology.

Came in late to the thread, and I offer that as my only excuse. Piling on is the Moron way.

Real life can be a shit-storm. All the best in your pursuits. Been there myself.

Cheers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (XKT2l)

336 I saw Deerfucker Defender open for Behemoth at the Club Progresja in '92.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (rnAwa)

337 my sweet dad died this morning.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

Ah geez. I am so sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

338 Sorry things have been kind of rough for you, Iasonas.
I've been in (unfortunately) several car accidents. Second time I was rear ended (maybe third), I hired this lawyer, but they seemed to be just dragging their feet. Never had an update, hadn't chatted with the guy's insurance, blah blah. I finally scheduled a conference with them, and the three main guys were there, sitting behind a desk together; it was meant to be intimidating. I told them I wanted to fire them, and they tried to tell me what a bad idea it was, etc, put pressure on me. I fired them anyway, they pissed me off with their antics.
Enter Scott, who was referred to me by a customer of the company I worked for. Even though Scott wasn't going to get a lot of money from the case, he worked hard for me. (The insurance didn't want to give me a lot because I had a pre-existing neck injury from the prior time I was rear ended.) Anyway, he got me a decent settlement, and frankly, is to this day one of the nicest professionals I've had to work with in any field.

My SO is in software, and he has also dealt with some whip smart patent lawyers, and he has been impressed.
There are terrific lawyers, and I hope things look up for you; it pains me that things are so bad it has made you this tense, and I mean that genuinely. When someone is passionate about their vocation, it's a pleasure to see them in it, because they excel and take pleasure in their work. I send you a virtual hug, because morons needs to support morons! =)

So no lawyer jokes from me until things look up. ;-)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at S




I am calling bs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

339 Be well in these difficult times LadyL. Prayers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (5YweU)

340 323. Heh. Liberalismistics, please respond. Funny, Sargon going down in flames.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 11:00 PM (bIOC2)

341 Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 10:58 PM (UdKB7)
Do you like it when your chosen profession is constantly crapped on everywhere you go?
If you're retired, do you like it if people make fun of old folks/retirees everywhere you go?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 11:00 PM (MIvRT)

342 I agree we could do with fewer lawyers overall, actually. We were already heading toward oversupply

Yeah there does seem to be an oversaturation of laywers, which probably explains why it can be tough to find work for some. Its kind of self-correcting, few professions have the level of professional requirements and if you can't do your job, people are gonna figure that out very quickly. But until then, its a bit of an issue. This has been noted quite a bit in the past: too many lawyers graduating where are they all gonna work?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 11:00 PM (39g3+)

343 321
I think it's that they lose perspective. Once you start working with big money and big causes, you start to look at groups and masses and averages. It's real easy to lose sight of individuals and their outcomes and misery and be tricked into thinking that "this metric is great, everything is great". (Mean vs median, I'm looking at your sorry ass.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 18, 2018 10:57 PM (lLeln)

It's also that they don't understand that taxes have to be raised on the middle and lower classes in order to pay for all those Social Programs, like Government-funded Transgender Surgeries, and Government-funded Healthcare for Illegals, and "Free College".

Either that, or they're resentful and want those classes wiped out because it's unfair that they have to pay higher taxes.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 11:00 PM (jlHSA)

344 *puts arm around Barrel*

We've got tonight. Who need tomorrow ?
We've got tonight, Barrel ...
Show me your staves ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 11:00 PM (fiGNd)

345 Sorry to hear about your loss, LadyL.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 11:00 PM (MIvRT)

346 The thread is careening around like a stage coach that ran over a hornet's nest.

Posted by: Andy Devine at September 18, 2018 11:00 PM (/BTP8)

347 312 I agree we could do with fewer lawyers overall, actually. We were already heading toward oversupply and then something like four new law schools opened up here in FL, poised to graduate brand new lawyers right into Obama's economic depression."

A lot of hardworking students are being defrauded by lower tier law schools, in my opinion. Last numbers I saw were that only 1/3 of law school graduates were still working in the legal field 5 years after graduation - and yet they're still saddled with that huge debt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 11:00 PM (V2Yro)

348 312 Insomniac

Good point.

Was speaking with our shul's current president, an establish old-line law-firm type, who says that he can't in good conscience recommend it as a career right now - "these kids" come out of law scholl with unmanageable debt and mediocre (at best) job prospects, and little likelihood off paying off that debt.

I'd aver that med students are running into this, as well.

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2018 11:01 PM (vUcdz)

349 People in the UK call each other the c word all the time. Are they now going to start reporting it to the cops? It must be nice to be so crime-free, with no terrorist or acid attacks going on, that the coppers will come to your rescue if someone calls you a bloody wanker.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 18, 2018 11:01 PM (d6Ksn)

350 Well, I guess let's get an updated list of things we ARE still allowed to slam and lampoon. Lawyering is off the menu, for tonite anyway.

See, I censored my filthy tall tale, and now feelings are hurt.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 11:01 PM (mk9aG)

351 Rule #1 - Never apologize to a lawyer

Rule #2 - see Rule #1

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2018 11:02 PM (oAY8z)

352 "A buddy and I joked that he should just go for broke and bill himself as 'The Kentucky Sodomizer.'





Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop"

There's this hilarious webcomic called Wondermark that has one about a guy called the "Delaware Decapitator".
https://tinyurl.com/ya6gp3uh

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2018 11:02 PM (w+Jhj)

353 "Do you like it when your chosen profession is constantly crapped on everywhere you go?" Honestly: go to patterico's blog. They WORSHIP lawyers over there. Go.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 11:02 PM (mk9aG)

354 And don't get me wrong, I do agree it's not right that they have to pay significantly higher taxes.

The Welfare system is Out Of Control.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 11:02 PM (jlHSA)

355 > Hi Ibguy--I wanted to let you know that my sweet dad died this morning.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

Very sorry to hear this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 11:02 PM (TM5Iv)

356 Reporters are apparently besieging staking out Kavanaugh's house. His wife responded by buying cupcakes from a cupcake bakery and handing them out to any reporters who wanted one.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 11:03 PM (nmJMg)

357 My condolences LadyL. You had said before he was ready to go, but it is hard to see them go, regardless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 11:03 PM (/BTP8)

358 I live in Georgia. Hit me with your best shot.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 11:03 PM (UdKB7)

359 I am calling bs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

*pauses, strokes beard thoughtfully*

hmmm.

*waits*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ready for Winter at September 18, 2018 11:03 PM (XKT2l)

360 Well, I guess let's get an updated list of things we ARE still allowed to slam and lampoon.
Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 11:01 PM (mk9aG)


We'll always have Uranus.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 18, 2018 11:03 PM (T71PA)

361 Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 11:02 PM (mk9aG)

Never asked to be worshipped.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 11:03 PM (MIvRT)

362 93
73 If pussy grabbing makes you vote for a communist instead you are a fucking idiot and should not have the right to vote.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (ptxK7)



I say again: a second look at the 19th Amendment. And the 24th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:19 PM (pUCsZ)
-----------------------------------

Wait! Wut? The 19th and 24th Amendments refer to grabbing pussy? I better go online and take a Hillsdale refresher course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 11:03 PM (UsCnO)

Breaking: Kavanaugh's Accuser Says She Won't Testify Until The FBI, Which Has Already Declined to Investigate Her Non-Federal-Jurisdiction 37 Year Old Allegations, Completes Its Investigation, Sometime After a Democrat is President

Coming over Tucker Carlson: After saying she would testify, she now says she won't, not until the FBI investigation (which is not happening) is completed.



Strangely enough, this tracks perfectly with the Democrats' talking points that the FBI must conduct a long, slow investigation which, conveniently enough, delays the vote until after the midterms.

And what would Republicans do then?

Well, believe it or not, even Jeff Flake says if she doesn't testify, then they just move forward with the confirmation:



And Jim Acosta decided to deceptively edit a Kavanaugh clip to create even more CNN #FakeNews.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:36 PM




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1 Suprise!

Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (fjMEv)

2 Congratulations Justice Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (2yngH)

3 Dear Diary...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (Uiz/V)

4 Salty tears are the most delicious

Posted by: Memories at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (mwcEF)

5 Called this two days ago.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (JUOKG)

6 Whoa, Pixy jumping into the fray.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

7 I think Blasey is some sort of Slavic name. Probably anglicized from Blcczzenic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fuK7c)

8 The FBI does not and never has investigated local alleged crimes.

This would belong to the local DA and Police/Sheriff, the FBI would not touch it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (JUOKG)

9 Yes, GWS, you and a few others. #nevercorrect appears to be absent, so not sure what his take is.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (QDnY+)

10 FFS, Hold the fucking vote Thursday!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (SRarZ)

11 Meanwhile, FBI=Nonpartisan is a joke.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (SRarZ)

12


Senator Grassley, Senator McConnell:

CALL FOR THE VOTE ON THURSDAY.

Enough of this insanity.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (G4W16)

13 If you want facts and witnesses assessed in a non partisan manner...the FBI is not the agency to do it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (Uiz/V)

14 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out who let the dogs out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (4ErVI)

15 VOTE

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (9MKXa)

16 Yeah well, Ford you can shove it where the sun don't shine. Bitch.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (dUJdY)

17 She will not testify because it was a phoney accusation, obviously. I think the Dems were just hoping Kavanaugh would just withdraw his name if they were rude enough to him and his family.

Posted by: Pasquali Pellegrino at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (zOrpp)

18 This is my shocked face.

Hold the vote.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (OAlmw)

19 We saw this claim this afternoon, from Sen. Hirono. I'm still not sure if it is absolutely confirmed, regardless of what Tucker says.

FBI has already turned down any investigation because duh, it is impossible to "investigate" a supposed incident where no one knows when it happened, and no one knows where it happened. Not to mention that it was never a federal case, but a local police matter, if it was anything at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (V2Yro)

20 I am sure glad this ford bitch wanted to stay annonymous? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (9MKXa)

21 Heads need to be put in vises to get this vote done.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (4ErVI)

22 I'm sorry I looked at the comments on that tweet. Or replies. Or whatever they call it. These people do not have anything in common with me. These people don't live in the same country or on the same planet as me. Sick.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (SRarZ)

23 This was never going to provide "cover" for any vulnerable Dems to vote no.


Now even the non-cover will not be there.


What will be?


An incredibly lame, contemptible, baseless smear against a Boy Scout SCOTUS nominee, launched at the last minute.


Which should play as well as tax increases, gun grabbing, socialism, and Trump Derangement Syndrome in the coming election.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (QDnY+)

24 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine
Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI
finds out who let the dogs out.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM

---

That would be me....I just let the dogs out and they are in the rose bushes looking for birds nesting.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 08:43 PM (JUOKG)

25 If shit like this does not get the right wing base out to vote, then we are in more trouble than I thought. Kinda like the Yankees. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:43 PM (9MKXa)

26 We can haz reprisals?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

27 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday unless Geraldo tells us the real secret of Al Capone's Vault.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (r/hsS)

28 Why its almost like she's acting like a Democrat operative.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (OAlmw)

29 She doesn't sound very confident in the accusations she has leveled. She's running behind Mommy's FBI skirt instead of face the music that she started.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (mQ0Mc)

30
If there is still to be additional testimony (from Kavanaugh at least), I expect what we saw on day 1 a week or so ago will look like a meditation circle compared to the shitshow planned.

And that will turn off the voters even more.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (G4W16)

31 Who has put a pubic hair on my Coke?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (Hmjvp)

32 "Wired Sources" on the twatters was reporting a while ago that the committee vote was likely on for Wednesday next. Which makes sense. Even if there is a hearing on Monday, it would be 2 days after.


Sort of too bad it can't be moved back to this Thursday, but same-same in the end.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (QDnY+)

33 Supplies!!!

Posted By: Sarah Jeong

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)

34 Call the vote tonight.

If she won't show up, then call the damn vote right this second.

Supposedly Kavanaugh has information that will fully vindicate him. I do wonder if the Dems have not discovered what this is and are telling her to Brave Sir Robin it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (dEQP3)

35 CNN aired a segment about Stormy Daniels new book that described what Donald Trumps genitals looks like on The Lead with Jake Tapper Tuesday.

Now there is some hard hitting news.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (9MKXa)

36 #6 Rhomboid

Yeah, this one SERIOUSLY pissed me off. Worthless lying no-good socialist shitweasels.

Trump might not be my ideal choice for US President (not that I get any say in the matter) but his judicial appointments have been first rate and the Democrats have pulled the dirtiest tricks in the book against an honourable man. Fuck the lot of them, fuck their lapdog press, and fuck the idiots who vote for them.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (2yngH)

37 Does Flake hold?

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (MAstk)

38 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out WHO WAS PHONE.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (5jVnA)

39 That didn't take long. This all started on Friday, right, and now it's almost over.

Posted by: Angela at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (6Zmow)

40 I demand the thumb-faced scrunt go on a starvation protest until the world succumbs to her every bizarre fantasy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (1g7ch)

41 the SKULL!!!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (Z48ZB)

42 BURING SKULL!! Oh Yeah, Baby!!!!

Burn Baby Burn!! I'm heading to the store for pudding cups!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (2sCft)

43 3 bints and a Cooper are sputtering on cnn.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (GyYp6)

44

Flaming skull up.

Life is good. Except that is used for bad news too.

Ugh. I'm so confused.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (G4W16)

45 Say there sugartits...how does it feel to be totally duped and made a fool by the Dems?

Hope they paid well.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (0tfLf)

46 Flaming Skull! Pretty!

Posted by: Billie at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (6Zmow)

47 The Demofascist reliance on the FBI to protect its political fakery doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (XlbwU)

48 I will not testify until Fox reboots Firefly. These are my conditions.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (PA9oZ)

49 Bitch crazy.

For my part, I won't pay taxes until the Padres win the World Series.

(The real one, not the Little League one.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (pUCsZ)

50 DangerGirl, you have a big Horde hug and you soon be able to shoot the shit out of something.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (jvss3)

51 PINBALL WIZARD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM

Posted by: THE WHO at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (r/hsS)

52 When do we get another tool of the left claiming that Ford told her about this allegation sometime, even though Ford says that she didn't tell anyone until meeting with the therapist, or another tool claiming Kavanaugh did something to her as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (AllCR)

53 I also will not testify until the FBI completes its investigation.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (PA9oZ)

54 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will
not testify Monday, she will not testify until Amelia Earhart is found.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (QLvwG)

55 Flaming Skull and Flake growing a spine, what a great night!

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (MIvRT)

56 37 Does Flake hold?
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (MAstk)


For him to publicly say what he did, and to Jm J Acosta on CNN no less, means I think even he does not want to be associated with this hot pile of wet feces.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (G4W16)

57 Dr. Blasey?

F*ck off. If she's not out writing prescriptions, her "doctor" title is laughably haughty at best and similarly meaningless at worst in society in general.

Doctor Blasey my Palo Alto University ass.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (PRfdc)

58 Does Flake hold?
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (MAstk)

Yes

flake has always been more bark than bite. a real coward when it really comes down to it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (9MKXa)

59 Supposedly Kavanaugh has information that will fully vindicate him. I do wonder if the Dems have not discovered what this is and are telling her to Brave Sir Robin it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (dEQP3)

I've been listening to you off and on today on the podcast.

I think the vote should take place immediately because like you I could see them trying to bring forward a few other shams to try and create the perception that this wasn't a one time thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

60 My shocked face. You're looking at it.

This scrint would never let her precious get torn apart under cross examination. The accusation was always supposed to be enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (nw6G5)

61 *Lights Cigarette Off Burning Skull*

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r/hsS)

62 FBI declined twice.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (MAstk)

63 Flaming Skull!

Love it.

Hold the Vote.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (OAlmw)

64 We have flaming skull!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (+y/Ru)

65 ****warms hands over the flames of burning skull****

Life is good. Now for a couple or three fingers of nice scotch.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (2sCft)

66 When do we get another tool of the left claiming that Ford told her about this allegation sometime, even though Ford says that she didn't tell anyone until meeting with the therapist, or another tool claiming Kavanaugh did something to her as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (AllCR)



I believe by Friday there will magically be three to five more women who allege he did something rapey.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (dEQP3)

67 This whole episode has been enraging. Fuck the Democrats and their bad faith bullshit.
Fuck them. War.
Glad to see this is coming out right.

Posted by: Revenant at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (sryxB)

68 Corey says that 17 year old's do stupid stuff and shouldn't be held responsible for their actions.

Posted by: Corey's Mom at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (6Zmow)

69 >>Does Flake hold?


That guy always has a handful of glans.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r/hsS)

70 There are plenty of people who pushed this smear to this extent that need to at least be placed in the stockades for them to suffer a pelting by rotten vegetables for at least a week.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (5YweU)

71 Meshuggah.

I sincerely hope the FBI continues to deny this complaint an investigation. Who knows these days?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (5aX2M)

72 Pixy, outstanding! Well said. I don't think your reaction is all that different than many normal people, including lots of normal American voters, who aren't very "political", actually.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (QDnY+)

73 As Benjamin Braddock's dad would say:

"This all sounds pretty half-baked, Ben."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (mQ0Mc)

74 Burning skeleton head!

Posted by: that phrasing still cracks me up at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (wlr4k)

75 62 FBI declined twice.
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (MAstk)


If they declined to investigate then technically the investigation is, ipso facto, "over."

Take the stand or take a fucking hike, slag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (G4W16)

76 OT: A woman is publicly describing Trump's penis. That woman, by the way, has shown the entire world, on film, the interior of her own vagina and anus, multiple times. So she speaks with some authority on the topic of naughty bits.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (mk9aG)

77 26 We can haz reprisals?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

You want reprisals.


You'd settled for cheeseburgers.


You'll get socialism souffles.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)

78 OK, now investigate the crap out of her in the meantime. It's payback time, beyotch. You're not weaseling off the hook that easily, honey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (pUCsZ)

79 SHE WILL NOT TESTIFY UNLESS THE FBI INVESTIGATES IF I AM SPARTACUS!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (jDF8P)

80 Trump
Trump
Trump

Confirm
Confirm
Confirm

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (UFyv9)

81 Guess she's not interested in a perjury charge. It's against the law to lie to Congress, amirite?

Posted by: Dary at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (6Zmow)

82 69 >>Does Flake hold?


That guy always has a handful of glans.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r/hsS)


I only glans furtively over my shoulder....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (G4W16)

83 I was wrong.
I am glad I was.
I am also shocked that the GOP didn't cave.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ptxK7)

84 the Flaming Skull for this?

There has been a lot worse this week, and it is still Tuesday.



Like the truth behind whether Bert and Ernie are really just good friends, or are out and out BooFoo buddies.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (UsCnO)

85 I hope two things:

Win the midterms.

When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (nw6G5)

86 Heads need to be put in vises to get this vote done.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


After Kavanaugh is confirmed, I want senators in prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Gjw1J)

87 Supposedly Kavanaugh has information that will fully vindicate him. I do wonder if the Dems have not discovered what this is and are telling her to Brave Sir Robin it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (dEQP3)

I've been listening to you off and on today on the podcast.

I think the vote should take place immediately because like you I could see them trying to bring forward a few other shams to try and create the perception that this wasn't a one time thing.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (4ErVI)





Yes, vote now. Grassley can go back to his prior schedule. So much For Katz's promise that she is ready to testify anywhere, anytime!

Suck it dems. I don't think they have any idea how much this has pissed people (me) off!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Z48ZB)

88 17 She will not testify because it was a phoney accusation, obviously. I think the Dems were just hoping Kavanaugh would just withdraw his name if they were rude enough to him and his family.
Posted by: Pasquali Pellegrino at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (zOrpp)


This.

Bastards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (pUCsZ)

89 It should tell you something when even the FBI won't look into an (R).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (PRfdc)

90 This was never going to provide "cover" for any vulnerable Dems to vote no.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (QDnY+)


Play Poker ever ? Hold 'Em ? Seven Card ?

The Big Money is there when I quit looking at what I think their hands are - and how I'd play 'em.

When I get in that groove of reading their hands ... and how I know THEY'LL play 'em ... that's when I make much, much better than six small bets an hour.

And usually when I don't get invited back to the good house games.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (fiGNd)

91 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (dEQP3)

And how does he even begin to defend against that if that happens?

I am impressed that he hasn't withdrawn . I hope that he continues to fight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (AllCR)

92 85 I hope two things:

Win the midterms.

When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (nw6G5)



"Candygram for Sonia Sodomizer!..."

- - Landshark

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (G4W16)

93 I hope two things:

Win the midterms.

When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Nominate me. The left will be crying for Gengis Kahn.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Gjw1J)

94 Oh no, the Deimoscr@ps have made mad an anime magical girl.

Pixy Misa, should we send to the Deimoscr@ps only the best of Jyusenko Water? Say of drowned pig?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (5YweU)

95 quick!...get the straightjacket!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (1YQLC)

96 Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ptxK7)

Nice to hear. You were pretty rigid in your pessimism.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Z48ZB)

97 I don't think we see more baseless late hits.


No reason to have waited until now. There was no advantage to waiting, if you thought your slander project could actually stop Kav. Any half-way plausible smear would have been launched some time ago.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

98 Im up next :-) zzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: RBG at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW)

99 89 It should tell you something when even the FBI won't look into an (R).
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (PRfdc)


And this is the same FBI headed by Snoozy and Rod Rosenpenis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (G4W16)

100 Come on Grassley and other Republicans. Can't you see this all screams bullshit? Hold the damn vote Thursday and get this guy confirmed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (SRarZ)

101 So when is the confirmation vote?

Posted by: Evan at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (6Zmow)

102 Dems serving up a Slow Comfortable Screw
Cocktail:

6 Ingredients
300 ml Orange Juice
100 ml Southern Comfort
A few Cherry
A dollop Angostura Bitter
100 ml Sloe Gin
A few Olives

Mix the liquid ingredients in a cocktail shaker with plenty of crushed ice. Pour into a chilled champagne glass and add cherries and olives.

Then put you head between yer legs and kiss yer azz goodbye...

Posted by: sOME mORON at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (ICWiF)

103 We're missing The Big Story - Jim Acosta made a united states senator apologize! How do you like me now, Mr. Trump?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2xR5z)

104 VOTE!

Posted by: FROMNJ at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (sCjDS)

105 can we check her tax records..?
did she take any money from any foreign government?has she ever accused anyone else of sexual assault?
can the FBI investigate?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (UFyv9)

106 I'm a lawyer. If Trump nominates me I'll humiliate Spartacus on live TV. That's a promise.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (MIvRT)

107 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify until the FBI completes its investigation into them Greek homos that stole the pyramids from Africa!

Posted by: Rev Al Shartpton's Megaphone at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (rVSrj)

108 Burning skulls and the Empress all in one thread... Christine Ford has magical powers!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (XlbwU)

109 Jeff Flake: If Kavanaugh Accuser Fails To Show Up, I'll Support Move To Push Nomination Forward
https://bit.ly/2DbCblT

Sen. Jeff Flake, R-Arizona, sits on the Judiciary Committee and had previously said the committee should hold off on voting until they hear from the accuser. However, Flake said Tuesday that if Ford fails to appear at the hearing scheduled for Monday, he would support his party's push to move forward on a vote on Kavanaugh.

"I think we'll have to move to the markup," he told CNN.

Flake said he's hopeful Ford will accept the committee's invitation and speak at the hearing. "I hope she does. I think she needs to be heard," he said.

So, there you have it. If Ford is a no-show, and it's looking like she might be, then he'll vote to move this nomination of an eminently qualified judge forward.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (kO+z3)

110 Who's your Huckleberry?

Posted by: Fanny at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (6Zmow)

111
Cruz beats Corporal Agarn O'Rourke. Stale Kale kicks bucket. PDT nominates Ted Cruz to take the seat and Abbott appoints a replacement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (G4W16)

112 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

113

The Attempted Assassination of Donald Trump by the Coward Christine Blasey-Ford

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (IqV8l)

114 So when is the confirmation vote?
Posted by: Evan

Not until after the FBI finds out who shot JR.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (xEuHL)

115 Ha, I was going to comment that chrisse can expect an email from the moral authority mom but I can't even remember her name now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (jvss3)

116 C'mon Grassley.. find your balls. Can't be that hard. They are down there by your feet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (dUJdY)

117 Resist this!

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2i1Ph)

118 Vote, vote, vote!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (Gs5TH)

119 You were pretty rigid in your pessimism.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Z48ZB)

I did not care about the pessimism, that is kinda understandable now a days....It was the inaccurate representation of statements made by flake and others that were being continually pushed as fact

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (9MKXa)

120 Brett Kavanaugh can't be a Supreme Court justice because I just remembered that 40 years ago he once acted just like Joe Biden has publicly acted for years.

Posted by: crazy Democrat bitch at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (H5knJ)

121 "We were told by the Senator's office he went into a meeting with leadership."

Mitch ain't messing around.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (t2AQi)

122 81 Guess she's not interested in a perjury charge. It's against the law to lie to Congress, amirite?
Posted by: Dary at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (6Zmow)


Sometimes. Maybe. If we feel like it.

Posted by: Congress at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

123 When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.


Vote for me. I'll make a lot of those lefty fears come true.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (jDF8P)

124 *waves to AlextheChick*

All is well in your demesnes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (5YweU)

125 So now he MSM is referring to her as Dr. Blasey Ford so she must be very smart. I'm wondering what she has a PhD in. Medicine? Physic maybe?

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (NbRJx)

126 100 Come on Grassley and other Republicans. Can't you see this all screams bullshit? Hold the damn vote Thursday and get this guy confirmed.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (SRarZ)


If they do - BIG IF - I think it energizes our base hugely and demoralizes the piss out of the Left.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (G4W16)

127 >BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.


She'd like to shake his hand.

...and then accuse him of rape 40 years from now.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (r/hsS)

128 This bald faced lie will help to get more people to the polls to vote out the scum.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (ABjxW)

129 I want the Dems to pay very deeply for this inexcusable, devious stunt. I hope normal people are really paying attention.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (mQ0Mc)

130 Diane Feinstein will just have to testify under oath in her stead.

DiFi deserves it. Roast her on national TV. Slowly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (XlbwU)

131 Flaming skull should be a flaming wig on a thumb.
A very blase thumb.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (1g7ch)

132 117 Resist this!
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2i1Ph)


Ohm... VOTE... Ohm... VOTE.

My resistor mantra.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (G4W16)

133 How would any of these Senators feel if they, their sons, brothers, nephews were accused of this and were willing to testify, but the accuser is not willing to testify unless the FBI will investigate, which they won't unless the WH orders them. This is insane.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (hECVl)

134 So, there's no Ford in our future?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (2i1Ph)

135 "Crucial facts and witnesses"?

According to Ford's own story, there were only three possible witnesses who could have any relevant testimony: Ford herself, Kavanaugh, and Mark Judge. And we've already heard from all of them.

Ford herself says she didn't tell anybody about the attack until 2012, so there can't be any outcry witnesses.

Ford herself says the alleged attack took place in a locked bedroom, so other than the 3 people she says were in the room, there can't be any other witnesses to the alleged attack.

Ford herself says that immediately after the attack, she went into the bathroom next to the bedroom, adjusted her clothes, and checked herself to make sure she didn't look like she'd just been attacked. So there can't be any witnesses who saw her in a disheveled state after the alleged attack.

Kavanaugh and Mark Judge flatly deny the alleged attack ever happened.

Case closed. There is no evidence to support Ford's claims, and there is no possibility of the FBI, or anybody else, ever finding any.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (fqUgw)

136 Someone ask Clint Eastwood if they can borrow his empty chair. Ask questions to the chair, wait for a minute then let Kavanaugh respond. Make it a complete farce and a waste of time then, at the end, thank the antique senator from California lavishly and announce the vote would be taken on Tuesday.

Posted by: JB1000 at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (d/4fn)

137 >> C'mon Grassley.. find your balls. Can't be that hard. They are down there by your feet.


Call me.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (r/hsS)

138 Nominate me to the Supreme Court, I want to be the first neko-grrl Associate Justice. Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (5YweU)

139 You know why she first came out with this in 2012, right?
It's because Kavanaugh was thought to be on Romney's short list for the Supreme Court and the libs were briefly worried he might win.

Posted by: Geoff at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)

140 >>Does Flake hold?





That guy always has a handful of glans.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r/hsS)


So Flake is a glan-handling politician?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (QLvwG)

141 I hope normal people are really paying attention.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (mQ0Mc)

Don't hold your breath. How do you define "normal"? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (9MKXa)

142 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out IF THE CAKE IS A LIE.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (AEeCX)

143 Mitch needs to skip the committee and simply announce they are voting on his approval tomorrow. This freak show needs to end.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (J70i0)

144 Most unreliable, hardest to sell Ford since the Edsel.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (2i1Ph)

145 TuCa is the only TV talk show host I follow these days, but I can't take anymore of these darn medication commercials.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (MIvRT)

146 Ace, you're forgetting Flake is a flake. It doesn't matter what he said.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (DwNvJ)

147 Even Jeff Flake has too much ego to want to be used as someone else's patsy - if it is way too obvious.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (0QYMt)

148 Tucker just flashed that the FBI won't investigate. But will investigate if the WH asks it to.


We now know where this was headed all along.


Mish grabber wants Mish grabber on SC.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (b8J4P)

149 Does this mean Ford has done a Pinto?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (5YweU)

150 54 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Amelia Earhart is found.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (QLvwG)


And Judge Crater, AND Jimmy Hoffa.

You want me to sing, that's all you have to do. /Ford

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (pUCsZ)

151 Who measures a cocktail in milliliters?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

152 When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (nw6G5)

------

This is the silver lining.

Assume that the FBI doesn't take this up (which looks solid, barring unforeseen developments in the coming week), and the GOP Senate Caucus can stand firm in the face of opposition (this seems the same).

I think that if those things happen, or they just hold the damned vote in a couple days, then Trump was carte blanche on the next pick after this bizarre episode.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

153

Associate Justice J.J. Sefton. Meh, I'm STILL waiting for my White House press credentials.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (G4W16)

154 So now Manchin, Donnelly, Heitkamp, etc. are in a tight spot.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (xPl2J)

155 I'd bet the knitted pussy hat and screaming at the sky negates a lot of doctor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (PRfdc)

156 Kavanaugh can still sue this bitch back to high school wages, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (nw6G5)

157 Does anyone think they may have more "accusers" in the wings? Former Scoutmaster: "Brett Kavanaugh, as a boy scout, failed to do a good deed daily and was not always prepared as required by the boy scout motto." This thing has collapsed pretty darned quickly.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (2sCft)

158 What's she afraid of? It was going to be behind closed doors.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (hECVl)

159 57 Dr. Blasey?


The valley is terrible about this. Every no account half wit who couldn't get a job and did not want to go back to their mud hut shithole country and worked as ass wipe to the adjunct professor for 8 years until the 3rd rate USA school gave them a degree, well they all are very proud of making people call them "Dr."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (LWu6U)

160 You can bet your ass ... there'd be some evidence if I was at that party.

Posted by: Peter North at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

161
C'mon Grassley.. find your balls.

--

I didn't realize he was 85. He's lucky if he finds his teeth.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

162 This "dr" seems to be the walking, talking example of:

Women are empowered and strong and equal or better than men in every respect

Except when necessary, e.g:

We can't allow this poor woman to be victimized again by facing "sharp" questions from a bunch of men. She's a WOMAN! And a VICTIM!!!



Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (Z48ZB)

163 154 So now Manchin, Donnelly, Heitkamp, etc. are in a tight spot.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (xPl2J)


Perfect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (G4W16)

164 Mitch needs to skip the committee and simply announce they are voting on his approval tomorrow. This freak show needs to end.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (J70i0)

And fast because you know the left will try and pull more bullshit out of their asses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (9MKXa)

165 *cough* i'm sorry, i came down with a case of laryngitis and will not be able to speak under oath and with penalty of perjury *cough*

Posted by: Dr Ford at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (nyQyG)

166 re 122: go look up what Comey said when Gowdy asked six times if Mrs Clinton told the truth when she testified. (to paraphrase in broken English)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (UFyv9)

167 I can support the nomination of J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (MIvRT)

168 "I am also shocked that the GOP didn't cave." Plenty of time left for that.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (mk9aG)

169 And it looks like DiFi's Hindenburg goes down in flames.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

170 155 I'd bet the knitted pussy hat and screaming at the sky negates a lot of doctor.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (PRfdc)


You know who else did stuff that negated doctors?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (G4W16)

171 So, there's no Ford in our future?


Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (2i1Ph)


---

Don't sacrifice the good for the prefect.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (PRfdc)

172 Feinstein also had a similar smear letter for Gorsuch.
That's why she said she wasn't sure that Ford was 100% truthful.

Posted by: Howard at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (6Zmow)

173 Does anyone think they may have more "accusers" in the wings?



After this shit show? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (Gjw1J)

174
BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine

Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until they get back in there, turn those machines back on you idiot, and SELL, MORTIMER, SELL!


Posted by: Randolph Duke at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (UsCnO)

175 Fuck. Now that greasy wetback is going to stick this up my ass. I KNEW I shouldn't have backed that crazy bitch, but what choice did I have, with Pepe Gonzalez breathing down my electoral back?

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (pUCsZ)

176 If she's not coming, than let him testify, then hold the vote Thursday as planned. No need to wait until Monday!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (AllCR)

177 >>And it looks like DiFi's Hindenburg goes down in flames.



Roh the hruge manatee!

Posted by: Chinese Radio Announcer at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (r/hsS)

178 That's her excuse? Looks like the Dems are going to use the talking point of "not properly investigated". And possibly try and impeach him if they take control of the House (not that they'd be able to get it through the Senate; but the process would make it more difficult for Kavanaugh to do his job, and would generate donations from the base).

While on the way home from work today, I heard on the radio that she was claiming to have received death threats. I figured that was the excuse that she'd use to get out of testifying in front of the Senate.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (nmJMg)

179 Not until after the FBI finds out who shot JR.
________________

It was Bing Crosby's daughter, IIRC.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

180 So, there's no Ford in our future?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (2i1Ph)


Only the Edsela Ford.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (pUCsZ)

181
If they do - BIG IF - I think it energizes our base hugely and demoralizes the piss out of the Left.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (G4W16)


YES! Twofold. Kav gets nominated and all the bullshit goes down the memory hole. Plus, the base is energized and the left gets a fucking giant cunt punch.
Please Grassley...PLEASE.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (SRarZ)

182 So who's up for pudding cups?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (5YweU)

183 I'm not sure we have the full story (details of contacts between Judiciary and nutcase liar's lawyers). Bottom line - she's a no-show - seems very very likely. But that may not be nailed down by tomorrow, so a committee vote next week still seems likely (one report that staff is saying next Weds.).



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (QDnY+)

184
You know who else did stuff that negated doctors?


The Daleks?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (oVJmc)

185 167 I can support the nomination of J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (MIvRT)


Full disclosure: I drunkenly grabbed mish*.


*the centerfold of the October '73 Beaver Hunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (G4W16)

186 So far Flake is holding firm, and even Miss Lindsay Graham is showing signs that he may actually possess a pair of functioning testicles.

Hatch has issued a statement that boils down to "Dat Bitch Be Ka-razy." (in slightly more diplomatic terms, but only slightly)

I think Sissy is the only potentially wobbly vote. McConnell needs to call him in for a private chat.

I think at this stage, Kav is in.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (TM5Iv)

187 Can someone, say a newly appointed Supreme Court Judge, file a slander case against a Senator (DiFi) in the very near future?

Posted by: The World is Nuts! at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (hPHO5)

188 I've actually been really upset over this whole fraudulent attack on Judge Kavanaugh not just on a political or professional level, but also on a personal level.
How in the world does a man explain what is going on to his 2 daughters?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (MIvRT)

189 Don't hold your breath. How do you define "normal"? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (9MKXa)

--That's my fear, NGU. After '12, I never hold my breath. I meant normal as in not spittle-flecked raving loonies. That knocks out half the country. I hope the other half is paying attention.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (mQ0Mc)

190 Dianne Feinstein is desperate to salvage her reelection campaign.

Posted by: Izzy at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (6Zmow)

191 And how does he even begin to defend against that if that happens?

I am impressed that he hasn't withdrawn . I hope that he continues to fight.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (AllCR)


He can't. The entire point of these allegations are to make statements that are nonfalsifiable and thus non defensible.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (dEQP3)

192 Feinstein On Kavanaugh Accuser: 'I Can't Say That Everything Is Truthful'
https://bit.ly/2QHo4HC

Feinstein wants scores of witnesses. Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), the chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, says he will hold a hearing on Monday. The problem: Ford has gone AWOL.

Now, after all of this, Feinstein isn't sure if Ford is being totally truthful. From Fox News' Chad Pergram, Feinstein said, that Ford "is a woman that has been, I think, profoundly impacted, on this...I can't say that everything is truthful. I don't know."

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (kO+z3)

193 Does anyone think they may have more "accusers" in the wings?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (2sCft)


Until they start to experience negative feedback for this ... they should line up accusations against any and all Trump allies and appointees like airspace responding to a Broken Arrow.

One thing I've read today that bugs me ... the constant bitching that "this just isn't logical. This just isn't sane."

Bullshit.

If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

194 Also...

"the crucial facts and witnesses in this matter"

WHAT crucial facts and witnesses? She can't provide any details beyond the claim that it supposedly happened "at a party". She's only identified one other person who was supposedly present at said party. Even assuming that the FBI had announced an investigation, what exactly would they be investigating?

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (nmJMg)

195 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (G4W16)

TMI

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (MIvRT)

196 151 Who measures a cocktail in milliliters?
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

I don't know because the only place I drank a SCS was at a night club in NJ in the 70's. Maybe the thing went full Euro...

Posted by: sOME mORON at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (ICWiF)

197 I know it won't happen but I truly want the bitch Feinstein to suffer for this stunt. But given that Booker hasn't faced anything, I doubt the China Spy will.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (nw6G5)

198 > but the process would make it more difficult for Kavanaugh to do his job

Nah, it wouldn't make doing his job any more difficult in the slightest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (TM5Iv)

199 Someone ask Clint Eastwood if they can borrow his empty chair.

The greatest convention speech ever made by a non-politician.

The fact Romney was embarrassed by it told me "Houston, we have a problem".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (XlbwU)

200 Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (nmJMg)

Whenever some leftist is legitimately challenged about anything they say they have received death threats, and they may have ,but Conservatives haven't? Heck, they've actually been shot at.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (AllCR)

201 The chick in the picture looks familiar. She reminds me of a girl I made out with at a pool party in Montgomery County in the 80's. That's where I met Matt Drudge.

Posted by: Brent Kavalich at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (IeDO8)

202 Ms Dr Prof Ford will produce a picture of the one piece bathing suit she was wearing that night 36 years ago.

the Senate cannot vote until the FBI tests the picture for microscopic images of Kavanaugh's semen or dandruff, or women will die.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (UFyv9)

203 I have an eyewitness, but he lives in Canada so you don't know him.

Posted by: Dr. Prof. Mrs. Blasey-Ford, PhD, esq. at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (xEuHL)

204 "Dr. Blasey Ford wants..."


Well thankfully we live in the United States of America, and not the Land of This Crazy Bint's Dreams and Wishes.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (cY3LT)

205 I demand the FBI find out where I was when nothing happened to me.

I demand the FBI find out who was there when nothing happened to me.

I demand the FBI find out how I got to and from the place where nothing happened to me.

I demand the FBI find out what year it was that nothing happened to me.

Posted by: Dr. Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (LMZ7B)

206 I hope the other guy Ford fingered, Judge, now sues her right into the poor house.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (5YweU)

207 Basically her terms are

1) Impeach Trump!
2) Impeach Pence!
3) HILLARY!!!

Yep, she's a moonbat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (oVJmc)

208 alexandra ocasio-cortez tells democrat base don't worry we will impeach him off the court when we take power!

Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (TGBIg)

209 The next stage of this will be calls for a more inclusive Congress that is not white men. Hopefully, I'm wrong.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (yUPCi)

210 "Now, after all of this, Feinstein isn't sure if Ford is being totally truthful. "

Translation: WhineSwine is throwing her under the bus.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (TM5Iv)

211 You learn something new every day.

Today I learned a citizen can make an unsubstantiated criminal act accusation, and thereby clog up the US Senate until the FBI conducts an investigation to that citizen's satisfaction.

I wonder what astounding thing I will learn tomorrow.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (AMIL/)

212 I tell all my cock tales in millimeters.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (r/hsS)

213 Tucker just flashed that the FBI won't investigate. But will investigate if the WH asks it to. We now know where this was headed all along.

Oh FFS, its not like Snoozy McSnoozerson is gonna wake up and turn on the inquisition. Rosenpenis, maybe. Snoozy...not a chance.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (NDcnw)

214 Kavanaugh can still sue this bitch back to high school wages, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (nw6G5)

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He can't, as a public figure. But the friend of his she mentioned sure as shit can and should.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (I16G8)

215 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (dEQP3)

So that means the evil left could come up with something between now and next Monday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (AllCR)

216 208 alexandra ocasio-cortez tells democrat base don't worry we will impeach him off the court when we take power!
Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (TGBIg)



But it'll cost $40 trillion dollars...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (G4W16)

217 Overruled! If the FBI won't investigate, I'll hear the case in my chambers.
**hammers squeaky novelty gavel**

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (786Ro)

218 When even Flake is hedging his bets...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (jlHSA)

219 186 So far Flake is holding firm, and even Miss Lindsay Graham is showing signs that he may actually possess a pair of functioning testicles.

Hatch has issued a statement that boils down to "Dat Bitch Be Ka-razy." (in slightly more diplomatic terms, but only slightly)

I think Sissy is the only potentially wobbly vote. McConnell needs to call him in for a private chat.

I think at this stage, Kav is in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (TM5Iv)
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Graham and Hatch and surprisingly Collins have been pretty solid.

This should be enough for Flake.

Hold the vote.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (OAlmw)

220
WHAT crucial facts and witnesses? She can't provide any details
beyond the claim that it supposedly happened "at a party". She's only
identified one other person who was supposedly present at said party.
Even assuming that the FBI had announced an investigation, what exactly
would they be investigating?


She's the only one who says there was a party at all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

221 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

222 Democrats, the party of Ted Kennedy, has zero shame.


Posted by: Jed at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (6Zmow)

223 I think my favorite part of this has been the never-trumpers who are flabbergasted that PDT has been so decorous. They still don't get that everything he does is a performance and he tailors the role for the occasion. He knows that the supreme court is serious business. They think he's dumb but every time he's three steps ahead.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (t2AQi)

224 Will this be the final nail in the coffin for DiFi's Senate tenure?
I mean, she should be in prison, but she doubled down on stupid and hopefully she's at least shown the door by her fellow Dems.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (MIvRT)

225 215 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (dEQP3)

So that means the evil left could come up with something between now and next Monday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (AllCR)


Rush played a clip of Chuck Todd hinting at this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (G4W16)

226 Since when does the FBI have jurisdiction over a game of drunken Twister?

Posted by: Han Yolo at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (k5hWy)

227 190 Dianne Feinstein is desperate to salvage her reelection campaign.

Posted by: Izzy at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (6Zmow)


I predict the Wetback will stick this up her ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (pUCsZ)

228 Some good has come out of this attempted character assassination. All the newly minted Trump voters can see for themselves just what us political junkies have been fighting for years!!! BULLSHITTERS !!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (ICWiF)

229 Full disclosure: I drunkenly grabbed mish*.


*the centerfold of the October '73 Beaver Hunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (G4W16)

Is this on?

*pings mike*

You're goddamned right I grabbed mish and I'd goddamned do it again!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (4ErVI)

230 I have an eyewitness, but he lives in Canada so you don't know him.
Posted by: Dr. Prof. Mrs. Blasey-Ford, PhD, esq. at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (xEuHL)

George Glass?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (Z48ZB)

231 (*) (*)

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (5YweU)

232 193 Until they start to experience negative feedback for this ... they should line up accusations against any and all Trump allies and appointees like airspace responding to a Broken Arrow.

One thing I've read today that bugs me ... the constant bitching that "this just isn't logical. This just isn't sane."

Bullshit.

If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

To be fair, you accept the value in lying more than at least 95% of the Horde.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (jlHSA)

233 I've actually been really upset over this whole fraudulent attack on
Judge Kavanaugh not just on a political or professional level, but also
on a personal level.
How in the world does a man explain what is going on to his 2 daughters?


Exactly. I was telling the story of a colleague at work, a woman who normally hates Trump, being very upset about how Kavanaughs wife and kids must be over these completely fake accusations. She was very angry Democrats have sunk this low.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (XlbwU)

234 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

Isn't that what Professor Ford is for?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (9MKXa)

235 BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Christine Demonpossessed Ford is now identifying as a Han Chinese. The hearing must wait until she becomes fluent in Mandarin before it can continue. Considering it took her 35 years to come to an understanding that she had been sexually assaulted, this investigation should conclude in 2053.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (9BLnV)

236 So who's up for pudding cups?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (5YweU)
++++
Resting comfortably in two pudding cups as we speak.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (2sCft)

237 On Monday have an FBI rep to say "Hey we are done investigating." Since they have been give no info no sane person can argue with them. Then vote.

Posted by: Picric at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (nonGu)

238 CNN now reporting that Christine Blasey Ford will not testify until Jon Stark/Aegon Targaryan is crowed king of Westeros.

Posted by: HBO Department of Brand Promotion at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (PA9oZ)

239 Trump
Trump
Trump

Vote
Vote
Vote

Posted by: Kate at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (6Zmow)

240 Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (TGBIg)

These leftists re charming little cupcakes aren't they? No proof and you will impeach and remove and Mad Maxine wants to "take out" Trump and Pence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (AllCR)

241 Look, moistened bints lobbing smear jobs at federal judges up for Associate Supreme Court Justice is no way to run a government.

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (QLvwG)

242 232. And that's a good thing. This ain't about anything but who stands on which side of the barbed wire.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

243 Sometimes, when try you shoot the moon, a savvier player retains that one ace you just can't beat. Grassley was never supposed to schedule hearings.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (87EdW)

244 Senate Judiciary has to give a weeks notice for the Kavanaugh vote, and then I think it is another week to get to the floor. So the soonest he'd get voted out of committee is next Wednesday, and then another week after for the floor vote, so first week in October best case. So roughly two more weeks of Dems finding other pussyhat crazies to say Kavanagh is rapey. Grassley should never have cancelled Thursdays committee vote.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (gaFth)

245
Anyone notice that despite this and the so-called trade war with China, the Dow is back near record territory again?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (G4W16)

246 The whole FBI thing - other than delay - is "have Kavanaugh take a lie detector test."

There are no witnessed except those 3. Ford "passed" hers and it would be unseemly to have her take another. What, you don't believe this woman? You sexist pig.

Kavanaugh either passes or doesn't or doesn't elect to take it. 2 out of 3 outcomes, she wins.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (b8J4P)

247 BREAKING NEWS: Rod Rosenstein just announced that he appointed Peter Strzok and Andy McCabe as Special Investigators to investigate serial rapist Brett Cavanaugh. According to anonymous sources with knowledge of Strzok and McCabe deliberations, both look forward to an honest, fair and legally compliant investigation into these Credible Charges.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (db5dt)

248 She was very angry Democrats have sunk this low.

--

She hasn't been paying attention for the last many years then.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (mQ0Mc)

249 Tucker just flashed that the FBI won't investigate. But will investigate if the WH asks it to. We now know where this was headed all along.

Trump can say he'd like to order it, but unfortunately the FBI is all tied up looking for RUSSIAN COLLUSION!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (Z48ZB)

250 >>>BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Christine Demonpossessed Ford is now identifying as a Han Chinese. The hearing must wait until she becomes fluent in Mandarin before it can continue.

strange... synchronicity. I was playing the Spiderman game on PS4, and there are all these demon-possessed bad guys who speak Chinese. I wondered, "What if they're not actually chinese, but the demon, being Chinese, makes them speak Chinese when he possesses them?"

Weird that I've been wondering about that.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (PA9oZ)

251 > Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Amelia Earhart is found.
> And Judge Crater, AND Jimmy Hoffa.

Any testimony will have to wait until after she helps O.J. Simpson find the real killers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (TM5Iv)

252 @200 Whenever some leftist is legitimately challenged about anything they say they have received death threats, and they may have ,but Conservatives haven't? Heck, they've actually been shot at.
----------------------

The difference is that when a leftist receives death threats, they instantly claim that they're in danger and can't attend. When a conservative receives death threats, the venue claims that they're in danger and can't attend, over the protests of the conservative.

"It's too dangerous for you to come to the speaking event that you planned three months ago!"

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (nmJMg)

253 The sad fact about this is that Republicans in California didn't even bother to put up an opponent against Feinstein.

So either #Communist-lite Feinstein or #RabidCommunist DeLeon is going to be in Senate next year.

And that sucks...

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (kO+z3)

254 So that means the evil left could come up with something between now and next Monday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (AllCR)

Rush played a clip of Chuck Todd hinting at this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (G4W16)


Nobody leads the Left Bower unless they have more Trumps in their hand ... or they're really stupid.

Folks ... the Dems ain't stupid.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (fiGNd)

255 169 And it looks like DiFi's Hindenburg goes down in flames.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM
----
I helped! what, no credit for me *sniff*

Posted by: Dr Ford at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (nyQyG)

256 WHAT crucial facts and witnesses? She can't provide any details beyond the claim that it supposedly happened "at a party". She's only identified one other person who was supposedly present at said party. Even assuming that the FBI had announced an investigation, what exactly would they be investigating?
Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (nmJMg)


I could never figure that out...until now. The vagueness was a calculation that the FBI could be forced to do an investigation, and the lack of facts meant it would take forever to pin it down. Thus, SCOTUS delayed until after midterms. Or, Kav withdraws/is withdrawn, and we start over with a new person.

I'm just guessing, of course.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (yUPCi)

257 221 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

Too late !!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer and Maxine Waters at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (ICWiF)

258 242 232. And that's a good thing. This ain't about anything but who stands on which side of the barbed wire.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

Or Blood Moat.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (jlHSA)

259 OK, Ace has done the Flaming Skull.

I take this as the signal to buy more lamp oil tomorrow, and light up the whole friggin' tazmpotli upon Kavanaugh's confirmation.

Or should I wait until the senatorial deffskwadz report?

Posted by: Miklos, event planner at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (zCyNd)

260 Whenever some leftist is legitimately challenged about anything they say they have received death threats, and they may have ,but Conservatives haven't? Heck, they've actually been shot at.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (AllCR)


Not just shot AT, but actually SHOT.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (pUCsZ)

261
She got her boob grabbed at a drunken high school party and it ruined her life.

Posted by: Early Snowflake at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (Yc8Cz)

262 But did Han in Chinese shoot first?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (5YweU)

263 I hope the other guy Ford fingered, Judge, now sues her right into the poor house.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (5YweU)


Are we still doing 'phrasing?'

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (cY3LT)

264 This was what Grassley knew would happen. The only way to end this - and make this tactic unprofitable in the future - was to call their bluff. Meanwhile Kavanaugh hired a defamation lawyer.

DiFi also knows it's fake, of course, and will attempt to save face by clearing way for the confirmation. She may even vote to confirm herself.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (Dl9Eq)

265 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

Isn't that what Professor Ford is for?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (9MKXa)

Maybe that is what her 15 year old self was good for, but I still think that the adage, "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is still wisdom of the ages.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (9BLnV)

266 CNN now reporting that Christine Blasey Ford will not testify until Hillary Clinton is president.

Posted by: Lynus at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (6Zmow)

267 Just a face saving move for Archduchess Lord Prefect Herr Professor Ford.


Nothingburgers on the house.


Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (NLLmE)

268 261
She got her boob grabbed at a drunken high school party and it ruined her life.
Posted by: Early Snowflake at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (Yc8Cz)


"Luxury!"

- - Sloppy Daniels

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (G4W16)

269 238 CNN now reporting that Christine Blasey Ford will not testify until Jon Stark/Aegon Targaryan is crowed king of Westeros.
Posted by: HBO Department of Brand Promotion at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (PA9oZ)

She'll testify when GRRM finishes The Winds of Winter

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (t2AQi)

270 The sooner the committee votes, the fewer fake Demofascist attacks we will have to witness.

Please, Senator Grassley, for the sake of all that's holy, put us out of our misery and fucking vote. Mattis might have me put it differently, but I'm being polite. And that is hard to do.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (XlbwU)

271 254 Nobody leads the Left Bower unless they have more Trumps in their hand ... or they're really stupid.

Folks ... the Dems ain't stupid.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (fiGNd)

They've been wargaming this specific scenario since at least 2012.

And Herman Cain was taken down for a shitload less.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (jlHSA)

272 1. Find her

2. Strip her naked

3. Whip her down Pennsylvania Avenue until she hits Maryland

4. Hold the vote on Thursday as originally scheduled.

This shit won't stop until there are consequences, the harsher the better.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (1FhAQ)

273 I could never figure that out...until now. The vagueness was a calculation that the FBI could be forced to do an investigation, and the lack of facts meant it would take forever to pin it down. Thus, SCOTUS delayed until after midterms. Or, Kav withdraws/is withdrawn, and we start over with a new person.

I'm just guessing, of course.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (yUPCi)


Your guess is, I suspect, right on the mark. The vagueness was intended to impede validation or falsification of her claims.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (pUCsZ)

274 Please tell everybody that who doesn't think the midterms matter that Biden called Trump supporters "dregs of society" and that they sure as hell will go after everybody they possibly can if they take control of Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (AllCR)

275 You can make your own flaming skull by following the instructions on my website.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (6Zmow)

276 She can't provide any details beyond the claim that it supposedly happened "at a party".

-
Yeah, the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (+y/Ru)

277
After this shit show? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (Gjw1J)


Agreed. The tactic gets stale fast.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (0QYMt)

278 -
--
It's nice to elect the right people, but that isn't the way you solve things. The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right things.

Milton Friedman

--------------------------------

It's possible even Friedman never envisioned a world where what was politically profitable changed from minute to minute. Also, once you are in such a world, I'm not sure it's possible to get out using peaceful political means.


Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (RVcmP)

279 262 But did Han in Chinese shoot first?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (5YweU)

The Yellow Turbans shot first.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (jlHSA)

280 The one-week notice for nominees out of committee is not, I don't think, a hard rule, requiring unanimous consent to waive. So, majority leader's discretion. But I never did much nomination stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (QDnY+)

281 53
I also will not testify until the FBI completes its investigation.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (PA9oZ)

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE FBI WOULDN'T INVESTIGATE ME EITHER!!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (rnXGe)

282 57 Dr. Blasey?

F*ck off. If she's not out writing prescriptions, her "doctor" title is laughably haughty at best and similarly meaningless at worst in society in general.

Doctor Blasey my Palo Alto University ass.

Posted by: Moron Robbie


She is a signatory on some letter as a health professional. Here's Heavy.com's explanation of the letter:

The letter signed by Christine Blasey was also released as a press release on June 14, 2018. "America's Health Professionals Appeal to Trump Administration: End Family Separation at Border Immediately" it's headlined. (At the time, the family separation policy was hotly criticized by people on both sides of the political aisle, and Trump eventually said he was changing the policy.)

The press release on the letter says in part: "Thousands of medical voices from across the United States have joined forces with Physicians for Human Rights (PHR) to urge the Trump administration to immediately halt the separation of migrant and asylum seeking children from their parents at the U.S.-Mexico border. A letter, addressed to U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen and U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, signed by more than 5,000 experts across the health and child development fields, and calling for swift action, was delivered today to the administration."


So yeah, she fancies herself 'a health professional'.

Posted by: The carpenter ants despairing in ace's brain at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (0ogQG)

283 Well this didn't work out. Tell Harry we'll need him to bury those extra cadavers he's got in Kavanaugh's backyard after all.

Posted by: C. Schumer at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (IeDO8)

284 264 This was what Grassley knew would happen. The only way to end this - and make this tactic unprofitable in the future - was to call their bluff. Meanwhile Kavanaugh hired a defamation lawyer.

DiFi also knows it's fake, of course, and will attempt to save face by clearing way for the confirmation. She may even vote to confirm herself.
Posted by: GalosGann at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (Dl9Eq)


If that happens she will be dead to the Democrat-Socialist base. Hell, even Cuck Schemer could be in trouble over this. I bet Dickless Nixon runs against him in the next cycle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (G4W16)

285 I think that if those things happen, or they just hold the damned vote in a couple days, then Trump was carte blanche on the next pick after this bizarre episode.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

When modern technology is no longer to keep the corpse of RBG animated, it will be Armageddon. The Dems will have accusations for every nominee on the list ready to go. They will do anything to stop Trump from naming a replacement. I mean anything.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (J70i0)

286 You can make your own flaming skull by following the instructions on my website.
Posted by: Martha Stewart

It's a good thing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

287 123 When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.


Vote for me. I'll make a lot of those lefty fears come true.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (jDF8P)


Should Thomas wait until RBG drops dead before he retires, or should he retire first betting that she'll just stroke out?

I say put it out there that he will retire as soon as RBG drops.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (1g7ch)

288 BREAKING CNN: CHRISTINE BLASEY FORD JUST SAID YOU CAN GET A SUPREME COURT JUSTICES ROBE IN ANY COLOR, AS LONG AS ITS BLACK

Posted by: Han Yolo at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (k5hWy)

289

So before we start the investigation we'll need some information. When did they event happen. 1982 or 83 maybe even 81. Well we'll get back to that. Where did it take place? In a house. Okay, can you be a bit more specific? A house in Maryland. Well that narrows it down. Can you tell us who else was there so we can talk to them. It's sexist to ask that question...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)

290 282 So yeah, she fancies herself 'a health professional'.
Posted by: The carpenter ants despairing in ace's brain at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (0ogQG)


So did Josef Mengele, a fellow traveler.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (G4W16)

291 

Cut the crap.

Take the vote.

Put him on the bench.

(I know, I know, very original thought. © me.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - triggered by the triggered at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (TJHBY)

292 CNN reports that Blasey Ford will not testify until Captain Quint personally finishes his investigation into that shark that's lurking off Amity Island.

Quint says he's willing --

Ahhhh, shit. Okay, Quint's out.

Posted by: Chief Brody at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (PA9oZ)

293 She'll testify when GRRM finishes The Winds of Winter
Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (t2AQi)


She'll testify when LASue finishes reading "Undaunted Courage."

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (Z48ZB)

294 If we win this battle, then Roy Moore should replace RBG, just to shove it down the Left's dick-sucking throats.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (jlHSA)

295 I think they should vote on Thursday as originally scheduled. Delaying until next week gives the cocksuckers much too much time to produce more false accusers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (HiLJ1)

296 "They all look the same to us."--New York Slimes reason for confusing Angela Bassett with Omarosa.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (9BLnV)

297 You know who could shut this down in one sentence? Why, the Democrat/Media/NeverTrump (BIRM) cadre's newest, bestest bud among Trump appointees.

None other than Attorney General Sleepy McNapSessionzzzzzz.

Over to you, Sleepy.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (9TYxj)

298
Vote. Tomorrow. Committee and full Senate.

Enough of this chickenshit shit.

BTW, the FBI has NO JURISDICTION for a case such as this, but you "turn everything into a Federal case" asshats wouldn't know that, would you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

299 If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

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I see the logic in what they've done. But, if it fails, Kavanaugh is seated, and this is over with before October (which is a big if), then they overplayed their hand. It might actually backfire on them, for once.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (5aX2M)

300 JJ's probably already mapping out tomorrow's Morning Report graphic.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (mQ0Mc)

301 @235 BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Christine Demonpossessed Ford is now identifying as a Han Chinese. The hearing must wait until she becomes fluent in Mandarin before it can continue. Considering it took her 35 years to come to an understanding that she had been sexually assaulted, this investigation should conclude in 2053.
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In other news, the government of the Peoples Republic of China denies rumors that President Xi Jinping has ordered the assassination of "that crazy bint who is most definitely not part of our master race".

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (nmJMg)

302 294 If we win this battle, then Roy Moore should replace RBG, just to shove it down the Left's dick-sucking throats.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (jlHSA)


I would laugh my ass off! Actually I want Ted Cruz to get the nomination.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (G4W16)

303 Christine Ford erased her online comments, etc., prior to coming forward with this accusation.

Posted by: Nancy at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)

304 This was what Grassley knew would happen. The only way to end this - and make this tactic unprofitable in the future - was to call their bluff. Meanwhile Kavanaugh hired a defamation lawyer.

Ram it home.

Make everyone connected with this bullshit wish their brother was an only child.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (pUCsZ)

305 WHAT crucial facts and witnesses?

Well, there is always Haven Monahan. His testimony will be powerful.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (XlbwU)

306 Double emoji fail. Shoulda been a skull and flame. O, Pixy, why do you hate emojis?

Posted by: mindful webworker - smiley if you're happy at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (TJHBY)

307
DiFi also knows it's fake, of course, and will attempt to save face by clearing way for the confirmation.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 18, 2018 09:05 P



Point of order: Di Fi's face is beyond saving.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (786Ro)

308 300 JJ's probably already mapping out tomorrow's Morning Report graphic.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (mQ0Mc)


Way too early. It has to hit me as I compose the editorial/rant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (G4W16)

309 I'll probably finish at least two stories before Dr. Ford finds the one armed man who can vouch for her story about what happened on the Orient Express.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (5YweU)

310 I mean if I went around saying I'm wielding Supreme Court Associate Justice powers because a watery tart smearjobbed a highly qualified judge and got him DQ'd, they'd lock me away!

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (QLvwG)

311 She's only saying she wants an FBI investigation because she knows they won't do one.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (t2AQi)

312 250. For you, ace - jiangshi - Chinese hopping vampires.

https://youtu.be/56Zvquhww80

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (fA1SL)

313 This smells so much like the Dan Rather hit job on Bush that it isn't funny...

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (kO+z3)

314 But, if it fails, Kavanaugh is seated, and this is over with before October (which is a big if), then they overplayed their hand. It might actually backfire on them, for once.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (5aX2M)

Wouldn't that be nice?

Posted by: Olive at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (6Zmow)

315 What should have been a straightforward confirmation involved a white knuckled roller coaster ride into flaming skull territory because the Dems are such tenacious little buggers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (/qEW2)

316 VOTE
NOW

Posted by: PJ at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (qlTN9)

317 She's been wasting the Senate's time with all this nonsense!

Does she know how much graft hasn't changed hands while this silly business went on?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

318 Release the Snyder Cut or I won't testify!!!!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford, who's sure the Snyder Cut fixes everything at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (PA9oZ)

319 Don't call my bluff

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (FUnZV)

320 Oh wait...

So say the FBI does investigate and find out she lied.. The Flynn trap gets spring again

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (5YweU)

321 FORD: Flustered On Recalling Details.

Posted by: Rex B at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (sAZAz)

322 303 Christine Ford erased her online comments, etc., prior to coming forward with this accusation.
Posted by: Nancy at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)


Not at all suspicious. Where's the Wayback Machine when you really need it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (pUCsZ)

323 washington post

letters signed by people who knew Ford and believe her
https://tinyurl.com/ya6sejff

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (UFyv9)

324 313 This smells so much like the Dan Rather hit job on Bush that it isn't funny...
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (kO+z3)

Soro's fingerprints are all over this.

Posted by: Pat at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (6Zmow)

325 I really doubt the dems and DiFi know what hornets nest they kicked with this stunt. I expect they have increased republican mid term turnout by 10% or more.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (Z48ZB)

326 look, a girl has the right to change her mind. It's in the constitution

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (FUnZV)

327
Jim Acoitus Interruptus -- spoogin' news that you can use!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

328 313 This smells so much like the Dan Rather hit job on Bush that it isn't funny...
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (kO+z3)


It's a sham of a mockery of a fraud of two mockery's of a joke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (G4W16)

329 303 Christine Ford erased her online comments, etc., prior to coming forward with this accusation.
Posted by: Nancy at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)


That's kind of like seeing the staff of an embassy burning papers in the courtyard.

Some shit's coming down, and that right soon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (pUCsZ)

330 Seeing this "selective moral outrage" from the MSM and Dems on Hannity has my blood boiling. I want to call every Dem Senator, CNN, Msnbc and ask them if they would be saying the same thing if this had been one of their family members.

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (hECVl)

331 312 250. For you, ace - jiangshi - Chinese hopping vampires.

https://youtu.be/56Zvquhww80

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (fA1SL)

Argh. I'm reminded of the battle in Shining Force 3 where the only way to permanently kill the Jiang-Shi was to have a specific character purify them when they were in critical health.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (jlHSA)

332 323 washington post

letters signed by people who knew Ford and believe her
https://tinyurl.com/ya6sejff
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (UFyv9)


Written in cyrillics by Nellie Ohr...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (G4W16)

333 Give it to the Progressives. It took nary two weeks to transform a respected scholar, professor and Appellate Court judge into a woman-hating serial rapist.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (db5dt)

334 I'm nervous about what is next. I think something else is in the pipeline to mess with the SCOTUS pick. The dems are ruthless now. Ruthless.

Also, glad to hear the Emmy ratings sucked.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (yUPCi)

335 311 She's only saying she wants an FBI investigation because she knows they won't do one.
Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (t2AQi)


I believe the FBI has already stated that there will be no investigation.

Posted by: Quimby at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (6Zmow)

336 Point of order: Di Fi's face is beyond saving.
Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (786Ro)

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gimme a long weekend

Posted by: Jesus at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (FUnZV)

337 If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

To be fair, you accept the value in lying more than at least 95% of the Horde.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (jlHSA)


I grew up poorer than 95% of the Horde.

All these fucking "Principals" that certain Hordians love to throw around ...

... ain't nothing free. Everything has a price. Sometimes - that price means going hungry. Or worse.

All these "principals" are going to get some people killed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (fiGNd)

338 319 Don't call my bluff
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (FUnZV)


That should read: "Don't call my bluff, PLEASE!"

"What Christine said X10!" - Dianne Feinstein

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (pUCsZ)

339
Okay kids. Off to be. Fingers crossed.

See you in the funny papers...

Zei gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (G4W16)

340 The case must be solved with geometric precision by the FBI before I testify.

Posted by: Ford the Insane at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (J70i0)

341 So Dr. Wackadoodle refuses to testify under oath. What a surprise.

Posted by: Perjury Von Trappe at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (XcgmW)

342 Does she know how much graft hasn't changed hands while this silly business went on?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (oVJmc)



Turn those graft machines back on!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (NLLmE)

343 They will do anything to stop Trump from naming a replacement. I mean anything.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (J70i0)

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I would hope they'd try to avoid going back to the well so soon after poisoning it.

But, this desperate stunt was meant to be a buffer against that eventuality, and the Court is the most important thing to the Left, even more than the Presidency.

So yeah, they'll probably go to the mattresses anyway.

It must suck donkey balls to be Donald Trump. Stuff that would be a normal bump in the road for most Presidents is a shitstorm for this guy. Every other day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (5aX2M)

344 Cyrillic in crayon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (5YweU)

345 Uncle Palpatine,

thanks. that video gave me an idea. I've always thought the idea of Hopping Vampires sounded dumb, but what if they had the power of minor levitation so that they're "hops" were like slow-motion, weak-gravity jumps?

That would be cooler, I think.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (PA9oZ)

346 @264 DiFi also knows it's fake, of course, and will attempt to save face by clearing way for the confirmation. She may even vote to confirm herself.
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DiFi will NOT under ANY circumstances vote to confirm Kavanaugh. She's up for reelection this year in California, and her own party has endorsed her opponent. She can't afford the hit that voting for Kavanaugh will inflict on her.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (nmJMg)

347 319 Don't call my bluff
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (FUnZV)

I Double Dog Dare you.

Posted by: Roger at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (6Zmow)

348 Laters, J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (y87Qq)

349 Having the goddamned vote NOW. Don't give the Reds time to regroup and come up with some other shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (pUCsZ)

350 Flake's after congress gig on an advisory board that meets annually in Tahiti has raised their offer to $400K/yr ... and Flake decided to vote for Kavanaugh?
well probably not ... but they should do the vote Thursday in committee ... then ? same day for the full Senate?
Jim Jordan says we should start seeing some of the declassified doc's this week ... but "they" will slow walk if the can. And the media buzzwords are all set ... dangerous ... self serving ... lawless ... even Hillary is speaking out about this abuse of power ... how dare he treat secret documents with such disregard.

amazing to behold.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (Cus5s)

351 Sefton sleeps?



Not buying it.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (NLLmE)

352 I firmly stand by my unalterable decision to stick with my long standing tradition of being completely unreliable.

Thank you!

Posted by: Jeff Flake 2020 at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (PTA8E)

353 levitation is scary. scarier than full flying by vampires, which is more superhero to me than occult/black magic.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (PA9oZ)

354 The vague accusation that was intended as undeniable, coupled with the demand for an investigation that was not possible was just a little to cute by a factor of ten! Transparent propaganda theater by the demo-scum for all to see!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (yhf6w)

355 And let's take a wild guess as which political party the people who wrote a letter to support Ford belong to and which President they think is the devil incarnate?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (AllCR)

356 Pres. Trump should say that he will direct the FBI to investigate Judge Kavanaugh once they indict Hillary.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (MIvRT)

357 Credible

Does not mean what they appear to want it to mean.

Just incredible.

Posted by: mindful webworker - credulously dregful at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (TJHBY)

358 it's times like this you need to watch MSNBC to get the real trooth

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (FUnZV)

359 See ya later Sefton

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (5YweU)

360 345. Heh. The origin of that bit of folklore - grim.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (fA1SL)

361 Grilling up some cheeseburgers over that skull. Who wants some?

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (786Ro)

362 I freaking loathe Jeff Flake, but in all truth the Left and its communications apparatus did make him look like (more of) an abject idiot. They played off his craven cuckery and then screwed him in the end.


Beautiful, really.


Vote already.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (qROhQ)

363 I'm nervous about what is next. I think something else is in the
pipeline to mess with the SCOTUS pick. The dems are ruthless now.
Ruthless.

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Unfortunately, this is where we are as a country now with one political party that does not and will not play by any rules. Laura Ingraham kept repeating on her radio show today that they are "by any means necessary." And they damned well mean that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (mQ0Mc)

364 Written in cyrillics by Nellie Ohr...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (G4W16)

++++
Wasn't Mrs. Ohr supposed to be testifying soon?? I know there has been a lot overshadowing this week, but I think that is the case.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2sCft)

365 DiFi will NOT under ANY circumstances vote to confirm Kavanaugh. She's up for reelection this year in California, and her own party has endorsed her opponent. She can't afford the hit that voting for Kavanaugh will inflict on her.
Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (nmJMg)


This.

Her political future is hanging by a malodorous brunette *ahem* hair, and she knows it. One false step, and La Cucuracha Kevin de Wetback is the junior Senator from California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (pUCsZ)

366 BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Christine Demonpossessed Ford is now identifying as a Han Chinese.

Chi-Fi has a job opening for office manager, grasshopper.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (Ndje9)

367 >> levitation is scary.


Just eat Matzoh.

Problem solved.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (r/hsS)

368 >>>360 345. Heh. The origin of that bit of folklore - grim.....


what is it? I don't know. What I've read is that their legs are stiff from rigor mortis which is what forces them to "hop."

Is there more to it?

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (PA9oZ)

369 The Democrat party has raped my sense of decency.

Posted by: Chris M at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (6XZdO)

370 "It's nice to elect the right people, but that isn't the way you solve things. The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right things."

Milton Friedman

Nice? Maybe. I prefer the fun of crushing the left, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Or men, if we're talking Demonicrats and "journalists".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (9BLnV)

371 356 Pres. Trump should say that he will direct the FBI to investigate Judge Kavanaugh once they indict Hillary.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (MIvRT)


Threadwinner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (pUCsZ)

372 I'm nervous about what is next. I think something else is in the pipeline to mess with the SCOTUS pick. The dems are ruthless now. Ruthless.

They keep using the same plays over and over again.
Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Sharon at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (6Zmow)

373 PDT's next pick might as well be Genghis Kahn right wing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (9MKXa)

374 351 Sefton sleeps?



Not buying it.
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (NLLmE)


Yeah. Who controls the weather during the night?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

375 levitation is scary. scarier than full flying by vampires, which is more superhero to me than occult/black magic.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (PA9oZ)

Crouching Hobo, Hidden Ace

Posted by: Miklos, extrapolating at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

376 No way DiFi votes yes. Main and possibly *only* reason this happened at all was for her to burnish her nutcase authoritarian credentials. Even though I don't think she's going to have any trouble beating her loathsome, stupid, corrupt, race-baiting opponent.


Political consequences for Dems will be hard to determine (i.e. specific consequences if any of this particular gambit). But GOP Senators are really at a cross-roads of sorts. The flouting of rules and abuse of process by the Dems is unlike anything the body has seen in generations (don't forget DiFi's leaking of confidential committee transcripts a while back - an unthinkable thing not long ago). Aside from happily taking Reid's nomination filibuster change and using it, GOP in the Senate has done nothing in response to the incredible

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (QDnY+)

377 What would need to happen to expand the SC?

Legislation in both houses? Supermajority requirements?

I see a future "The only way to right this historical injustice" speech.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (2xR5z)

378 Yeah. Who controls the weather during the night?
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)


Whoever's on the roster.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (y87Qq)

379 The FBI does not and never has investigated local alleged crimes.

This would belong to the local DA and Police/Sheriff, the FBI would not touch it.



Small problem. No one knows what city, county or even state the alleged assault occurred. VA, MD, DC- pick one.

Posted by: arieswoman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (6Tvnv)

380 I believe that DiFi wants to stay in the Senate until people begin to say she looks like Helen Thomas. Might take a while and a ball peen hammer,

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (UFyv9)

381 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (5aX2M)

It doesn't help when your own party opposes you on almost everything. Really, it is a miracle what he has accomplished.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (J70i0)

382 .... incredible abuses and back-stabbing by the Dems. On things large and small.


Yeah, Senate GOP. Probably the greatest obstacle to Trump's greatest potential contributions to the country's future.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (QDnY+)

383 considering how credible her letter was, testifying seems superfluous. Can we burn Brett at the stake now?

Posted by: C Schumer at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (FUnZV)

384 How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.

Posted by: My Name is Christine and I'm a Liar at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (XcgmW)

385 > DiFi will NOT under ANY circumstances vote to confirm Kavanaugh. She's up for reelection this year in California, and her own party has endorsed her opponent.

One scenario where she might: if she already knows she's going to lose and wants to give a giant FU to the party on the way out the door. Unlike Jeff Flake, she's already richer than King Midas and won't need to whore herself out to a lobbying firm after she leaves office.

She is easily that vindictive.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (TM5Iv)

386 Posted by: My Name is Christine and I'm a Liar at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (XcgmW)

Not in Kevin Spacey's house.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (MIvRT)

387 They keep using the same plays over and over again.
Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Sharon at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (6Zmow)


If I can call the same play that runs the ball five yards at a clip ... I'll never work another day in my life.

And I'll name my own price.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (fiGNd)

388 and why does Hannity need to interrupt guests to clarify things we all understand?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (UFyv9)

389 I knew the fragile genius wouldn't testify. She's a bully who only takes on students who can't fight back. A coward and a liar.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (Ndje9)

390 Trump should nominate a female justice next time.
Ann Coulter to replace RBG.

Posted by: Thom at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (6Zmow)

391 Just eat Matzoh.
Problem solved.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (r/hsS)

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Don't listen to this guy. You're not supposed to be eating anything. Unless your own the West Coast. Then you've got about half an hour...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (5aX2M)

392 If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)


Which is why the GOP needs to go on offense right away. Get ugly and personal with Democrats who did this. Just like they should be doing with the DOJ. but aren't.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (XlbwU)

393 The FBI's corrupt and dirty anyway.

You can't trust an FBI investigation.

They're too sleazy.

Posted by: happyfeet at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (mLfQi)

394 DiFi is fucking 85 years old. There needs to be a mandatory retirement age for these swamp creatures. Cap it at 70.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (eiZez)

395 -
--
The FBI does not and never has investigated local alleged crimes.



This would belong to the local DA and Police/Sheriff, the FBI would not touch it.



Small problem. No one knows what city, county or even state the alleged assault occurred. VA, MD, DC- pick one.


Posted by: arieswoman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM

--------------------------------------------

Our time has come.

Posted by: SPACE FORCE at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (RVcmP)

396 358
it's times like this you need to watch MSNBC to get the real trooth

Posted by: buzzsaw90

Well right now, Rachael Maddow and her spastic hands are interviewing She Who Will Never Be President. So, if you dare, by all means, watch. I think I'll stick to a pointless Washington Nationals game.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (pY+s4)

397 Sessions must have gropped a tit or 2 back in the day in Alabama no?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (9MKXa)

398 368. ace - Traditional Chinese religious practices dictated people be buried by their ancestors. Lotsa folk would move for work, etc. If they died away from home, the body had to be brought back. Cheapest way was to slip a bamboo pole under each arm, tie the hands at the waist, and have two men 'hop' the corpse home. At night, because cooler air and fewer witnesses.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:21 PM (fA1SL)

399 I figure the Dems are going over where they went wrong this time to do it better next time. Notice the social media wipe ahead of time. There were also the much more vague details. It will be a better strike next time.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 09:21 PM (J70i0)

400 when this gambit fails establishment corporate liberal democrats will be discredited even more to the democrat base and even msnbc won't be able to save them. ocasio-cortez will soon replace pelosi despite her house negro votes.

Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 09:21 PM (TGBIg)

401 Hey everybody.

So this accuser won't testify now? What a surprise.

She doesn't need to. She did her job for the DNC, she cast a pall over Kavanaugh's character. Just like Anita Hill did with Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:21 PM (feaxc)

402 > How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.


Kavanaugh also groped her while they were on a stuck escalator at the mall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (TM5Iv)

403 Looking forward to having 5 conservative justices on the court.

This was a big part of my vote for Trump.

Posted by: Ursela at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (6Zmow)

404 384 How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.
Posted by: My Name is Christine and I'm a Liar at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (XcgmW)


We have a supply closet at work where the doorknob was installed backwards. It was like that when we moved here.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

405 Yudhishthira's Dice - But, if it fails... then they overplayed their hand. It might actually backfire on them, for once.

If what they're doing already isn't 'way deep into "overplayed" territory, I don't know what is!

Posted by: mindful webworker - frog says is it hot in here or is it just me? at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (TJHBY)

406 57 Dr. Blasey?

F*ck off. If she's not out writing prescriptions, her "doctor" title is laughably haughty at best and similarly meaningless at worst in society in general.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (PRfdc)
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That better not be you, Joey.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (0jtPF)

407 Cheapest way was to slip a bamboo pole under each arm, tie the hands at the waist, and have two men 'hop' the corpse home. At night, because cooler air and fewer witnesses.

Ok. Avoiding everything from Hop Sing's chuckwagon.

Posted by: Miklos, back in the saddle at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

408 "The vague accusation that was intended as undeniable,"

It's also proof that she is lying. She has no idea where Kavanaugh during this fictitious party.

She doesn't know if he was out of town at his Grandma's funeral, at a family vacation to the coast, working at an amusement park for the summer, etc.

Posted by: From Concentrate at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (LMZ7B)

409 "325 I really doubt the dems and DiFi know what hornets nest they kicked with this stunt. I expect they have increased republican mid term turnout by 10% or more."

The Left used to be better, but then again, their media butt boys had clout then. Without a credulous public buying into their propaganda organs, the Left is impotent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (qROhQ)

410 I saw Hopping Vampires open for ..... wait .... was anyone else at the stadium concert at UCSB back in '78? Who was the headliner again?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:23 PM (QDnY+)

411 by the way, Ford's lawyer really looks like Rachel Maddow's ugly sister, the kind of woman who in high school couldn't even get asked out by the short fat sweaty guy that everyone referred to as Blobbert.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (UFyv9)

412 @385 One scenario where she might: if she already knows she's going to lose and wants to give a giant FU to the party on the way out the door. Unlike Jeff Flake, she's already richer than King Midas and won't need to whore herself out to a lobbying firm after she leaves office.

She is easily that vindictive.
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That would only happen if the vote were to occur after the November election. Most of the conservatives who vote will probably vote for her because DeLeon is all but guaranteed to be worse. A lot of other people will vote for her just because she's the incumbent. Between those two groups, she might be able to pull off a win. But if she votes for Kavanaugh, she risks losing support from the latter group.

So she won't risk it before the election.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (nmJMg)

413 The really sad part about all of this is that it will scare other conservatives about going through the process.

Kavanaugh is a Boy Scout and was subjected to a lynching.

Posted by: Valerie at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (6Zmow)

414 > She did her job for the DNC, she cast a pall over Kavanaugh's character. Just like Anita Hill did with Clarence Thomas.

And you know what they call Clarence Thomas today?

"Justice Thomas".

Supreme Court Justices don't have to run for reelection, so it doesn't matter if they have a pall hanging over them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (TM5Iv)

415 They really are all Democrat operatives with bylines.

Even the FOX goof that posed two idiotic questions to Trump today at the presser with the Polish President.


In the burning times the press gets it first.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (kT3/m)

416 The trouble is that conservatives lack the resources the left has to fight back in kind. The left has layperson volunteers willing to lie for them, and they have the media. And it would have been tricky just to ignore them and go ahead with the vote because of the 5th column cucks looking for an excuse for their cuckery.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

417 Rodrigo, good point.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (feaxc)

418 After a thorough 48 hour forensic exam of Brett Kavanaugh's laptop, we have concluded that he is a juggalo and therefore poses an even greater security threat than ISIS.

Posted by: FBI at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (H5knJ)

419 >>> ace - Traditional Chinese religious practices dictated people be buried by their ancestors. Lotsa folk would move for work, etc. If they died away from home, the body had to be brought back. Cheapest way was to slip a bamboo pole under each arm, tie the hands at the waist, and have two men 'hop' the corpse home. At night, because cooler air and fewer witnesses.

hm.

I don't believe it, but it's interesting!

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (PA9oZ)

420 356
Pres. Trump should say that he will direct the FBI to investigate Judge Kavanaugh once they indict Hillary.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (MIvRT)

The FBI has already investigated Kavanaugh what, a dozen times since this even supposedly happened?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (rnXGe)

421 We have a supply closet at work where the doorknob was installed backwards. It was like that when we moved here.

So you're saying you have Dr. Christine Ford locked in your supply closet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (XlbwU)

422 Supreme Court Justices don't have to run for reelection, so it doesn't matter if they have a pall hanging over them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (TM5Iv)

Rather a pall bearer under a few.

Posted by: Miklos, volunteering at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (zCyNd)

423 If I were a CA resident, I'd certainly vote for DeLeon over Cuntbag. He's just a run-of-the-mill Communist. She's a cuntbag.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (HiLJ1)

424 Sessions must have gropped a tit or 2 back in the day in Alabama no?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (9MKXa)
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What about Rosenstein or anyone at MSDNC, CNN.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (hECVl)

425 The ones that are sweating bullets are the Dem senators in Red states. If they vote to confirm--the left in their states go nuts. If they vote to not confirm--Republicans can pin them down via ads as participants in a smear. This takes away "principled" opposition option for them on policy.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (jWFXC)

426 So what's the over/under on the FBI trumping up some excuse to announce an investigation? After all, the goal here is simply to delay until after the midterms. Is this where we find out if the libbies still own the Fibbies?

Don't celebrate just yet. We won't be out of the woods until the day Kavanaugh is confirmed.

Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (l0mIQ)

427 Yudhishthira's Dice - But, if it fails... then they overplayed their hand. It might actually backfire on them, for once.

If what they're doing already isn't 'way deep into "overplayed" territory, I don't know what is!
Posted by: mindful webworker - frog says is it hot in here or is it just me? at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (TJHBY)


OK ... am I the only one who plays cards here ?

I "overplay" my hand all the time. I also "lie".

I'll lose "ten chips" up to nine times - if that's what it take to win a hundred once.

The Dems have not, yet, overplayed shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

428 I've always wondered - let's assume ghosts and vampires and all that are real. We see these cultural differences. What if it's because these now-ghosts, etc, act this way because they think, 'well, I guess this is what I'm supposed to do now.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

429 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (PA9oZ)

430 It's all shadow boxing for a few days until the D's and R's complete focus group sessions and dedicated polling on the permutations of who's lying/should she testify/delay the vote/hold a vote no matter what. By Friday I believe each side will have enough data to determine who has the winning hand.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (AMIL/)

431 Does she even realize that an FBI investigation would BEGIN with them questioning her?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (FUnZV)

432 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (PA9oZ)

If I am ever indicted, I will have to remember that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (9MKXa)

433 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (rnXGe)

It was a joke.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (MIvRT)

434 Don't call my muff!

Posted by: Dr. Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (QLvwG)

435 Flakey Jeff sold out the Dems for once!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (hVHEm)

436 419. Well, that's how I heard the tale, anywho. It's odd behavior for a corpse, i grant you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (fA1SL)

437 >>>428 I've always wondered - let's assume ghosts and vampires and all that are real. We see these cultural differences. What if it's because these now-ghosts, etc, act this way because they think, 'well, I guess this is what I'm supposed to do now.'

Well I'm dead, I guess I'm supposed to haunt someone until i terrify him into discovering some dark secret I was keeping.

I don't have any dark secrets though. I guess I'll just pretend I was molested as a child. I've seen that in movies.

Posted by: ace the ghost who's really trying at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (PA9oZ)

438 The Demonicrats are nowhere near finished. If the committee approves Kavanaugh, DiFi and Maxine Waters will come the Senate vote nude. The resulting nausea and retinal detachments should guarantee the vote won't be held before the election.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (9BLnV)

439 Don't have their internal tracking numbers, but I don't think ChiFi (that's a good one!) is in much danger from the loathsome stupid racist challenger. She won the primary easily.


On the other hand, I think the numbers for all of the vulnerable Dems (who are not limited just to the familiar 5) are not good.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

440 Don't celebrate just yet. We won't be out of the woods until the day Kavanaugh is confirmed.


Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (l0mIQ)
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TIS ^^^^^^^^^^

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (hECVl)

441 'well, I guess this is what I'm supposed to do now.'



It's what all the cool zombie kids are doing.

Posted by: Miklos, peer-pressured at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

442 This

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (hECVl)

443 The Left used to be better, but then again, their media butt boys had clout then. Without a credulous public buying into their propaganda organs, the Left is impotent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (qROhQ)

Thanks to modern technology, it's possible to hear from conservatives like Rush, Tucker, Sean and many others.

It has made a great difference.

Posted by: Weezer at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (6Zmow)

444 Small problem. No one knows what city, county or even state the alleged assault occurred. VA, MD, DC- pick one.

Posted by: arieswoman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (6Tvnv)

If she claimed it had happened at a party in DC wouldn't that have been FBI jurisdiction? Crap, don't want to give them any ideas.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (rnXGe)

445 > thanks. that video gave me an idea. I've always thought the idea of Hopping Vampires sounded dumb

Hey, we're not dumb! We're kinda cute. And we don't bite people, all that much.

Posted by: dime sized jumping spiders at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (hPHO5)

446 394 DiFi is fucking 85 years old. There needs to be a mandatory retirement age for these swamp creatures. Cap it at 70.
Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (eiZez)



Do a Dan Rather and produce a death certificate for her, publish it and insist this DiFi is a doppelganger.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (1g7ch)

447 @414
But not making the Democrats pay for their evil and satanic deeds has only emboldened them.
What should be Kavenoughs proudest moment has be turned into a nightmare for him, his family and his daughters.

Think about that, the mans wife and daughters could not watch him give testimony during his confirmation hearings and had to be ushered out of the committee room.
THAT IS FUCKING INTOLERABLE!!!

But apparently the GOP is a-ok with their candidates and nominees being napalmed.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (kT3/m)

448 Q. If Kavanaugh is confirmed after the first Monday in October, does he have to wait a whole year before taking his seat on the Court, or can he take office in the middle of a session?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (TM5Iv)

449 419 It's a legend, but an old one, with some basis:

https://tinyurl.com/yd7rmw9t

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (5aX2M)

450 #MeToo

Posted by: James Homey at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (Tyii7)

451 @429 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.
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It might be time to remind those experts that Juanita Broderick also insists on a certain story... and declined to testify about it to Ken Starr.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (nmJMg)

452 WANTED: Letters from anyone mugged, bugged, drugged, assaulted, insulted, taped, scraped, raped, abused, misused, unamused, traumatized, disrupted, devastated, distressed, dismayed by Amy Coney Barrett. Any time frame from pre-school to present day. Preference given to those who have met Amy in person. Responses kept confidential. Send c/o Ming Wa Cho Ferr, PO Box 666, Pacific Heights CA 04115


Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (2NqXo)

453 If Kavanaugh is confirmed after the first Monday in October, does he have to wait a whole year before taking his seat on the Court, or can he take office in the middle of a session?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (TM5Iv)
Immediately

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (9MKXa)

454 The Dems have not, yet, overplayed shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

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That depends on how the Republicans react to this bluff. Get aggressive, and they could forestall whatever the next stunt is supposed to be this week, and maybe even bring this shitshow to a close.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (XlbwU)

455 It's not the rave scene from Blade but it will do.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (rnAwa)

456 FIB investigations to order?

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (vDqXW)

457 >>>442 This
Posted by: redridinghood

...

^^^
THIS

Posted by: The Guy Who's Always Saying THIS at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (PA9oZ)

458 -
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I believe that DiFi wants to stay in the Senate
until people begin to say she looks like Helen Thomas. Might take a
while and a ball peen hammer,


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM
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Alright. Your choice of tools seems appropriate. Now, which is more efficient, adjust Difi with the ball-peen to resemble Thomas or smack the corpse of Thomas until it can win election in California?

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (RVcmP)

459 Anyone else get the feeling that The Nutty Professor never in a million years this would come down to her or get back to her?

That she was counting on lots of other dirt to come out against Kav and that her accusation, even if it ever aired, would be little more than a shiv in the neck as he's already on the way down?

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (9TYxj)

460 330
Seeing this "selective moral outrage" from the MSM and Dems on Hannity
has my blood boiling. I want to call every Dem Senator, CNN, Msnbc and
ask them if they would be saying the same thing if this had been one of
their family members.


But you're missing the point - it'd never be one of their family members and they know it, because the manufactured outrage machine doesn't work without a complicit media (and to some smaller extent, complicit academics to help set the stage"
Do you think muggers ponder how they'd feel if their victims turned around and robbed their family? Of course not.

Posted by: lurker at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (67XdO)

461 DiFi and Maxine Waters will come the Senate vote nude. The resulting nausea and retinal detachments should guarantee the vote won't be held before the election.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (9BLnV)

Not even granny panties?

Posted by: Xander at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (6Zmow)

462 How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.
Posted by: My Name is Christine and I'm a Liar at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (XcgmW)

We have a supply closet at work where the doorknob was installed backwards. It was like that when we moved here.
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

Well, that explains the meat hooks.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (1g7ch)

463 @444 If she claimed it had happened at a party in DC wouldn't that have been FBI jurisdiction? Crap, don't want to give them any ideas.
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Pretty sure it'd be the DC police department.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (nmJMg)

464 I hope my ghost has enough sense to head over to Kate Upton's house for a while.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)

465
How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.

RapeLock®

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (IqV8l)

466 Anyone else ever notice that DiFi's face and Hillary's face... both seem to have all the same kind of wrinkles?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (feaxc)

467 It's a legend, but an old one, with some basis:
https://tinyurl.com/yd7rmw9t
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (5aX2M)


"...it was considered bad luck for a living person to set eyes upon a jiangshi. This practice Xiangxi ganshi was popular in Xiangxi..."

*nods in feigned understanding*

I mean... obviously.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (y87Qq)

468 Again don't believe the reports she is not going to testify. It is of course possible she won't but a last minute agreement to show up will put the committee in temporary chaos. That's what the Dems want.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

469 Agree with whig, this situation is now probably marginally *worse* for many Senate Dems. When this nonsense fades away and Kav is confirmed, the stain of this smear attempt will be available to be applied to them - if their opponents make the effort.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (QDnY+)

470 I DEMAND the FIB investigate where my MILLIONS went.

Although I don't remember how I got them or how I lost them. I distinctly remember having them.

And Brett Kavanaugh was there.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (vDqXW)

471 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.
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Worked for me!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (YgbOr)

472 Trapped in a bedroom? Hinge pins?

Posted by: ro-man at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (RuIsu)

473 I hope my ghost has enough sense to head over to Kate Upton's house for a while.

Since you bring up Kate Upton, I guess it's a good time to mention that she raped me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

474 I'll lose "ten chips" up to nine times - if that's what it take to win a hundred once.

The Dems have not, yet, overplayed shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

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True dat. But if it ends up with them getting turfed on a court-tipping nomination in the near- to mid-term, then that's like losing fifty chips in your scheme. It'll be a setback in the plan. I just think they bet way too heavy on this hand.

Unless of course, the GOP somehow ends up folding, or the DoJ comes in for the assist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (5aX2M)

475 411 by the way, Ford's lawyer really looks like Rachel Maddow's ugly sister, the kind of woman who in high school couldn't even get asked out by the short fat sweaty guy that everyone referred to as Blobbert.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September


Thats for sure.


I would love to have been a fly in the wall during todays discussion with her Soros boss confirming that they cant possibly subject this basket case dr to any questioning.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (Z48ZB)

476 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (IqV8l)

There is an old poem from the 17O0's called "The Rape of the Lock"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (AllCR)

477 i'll believe this shitshow is over when i see kavanaugh with his hand on a bible for the swearing in. until then, i don't believe for a second these commie cocksuckers won't come up with some other false flag scam. i don't trust any of those fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

478 Small problem. No one knows what city, county or even state the alleged assault occurred. VA, MD, DC- pick one.
Posted by: arieswoman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (6Tvnv)

I just realized that this could get the FBI involved. Der Professor will remember that Kavanaugh did this in two different town, one in Maryland, one in Virgina. Serial stalking across State Lines. James Comey will come out of retirement to spearhead the professional, unbiased, and holy FBI investigation.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (9BLnV)

479 449. Yup. Observe the Rites, or you'll have an egwi. And ain't nobody got time for that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (fA1SL)

480 I wish I could testify again. I've got some great stories...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (Tyii7)

481 Blasey Ford Tells Grassley Why She Has Not Accepted Invitation to Testify
https://bit.ly/2NQIaR6

The Senate Judiciary Committee asked Christine Blasey Ford to come forward and testify on Monday about her accusation against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. She claims he sexually assaulted her in high school, over 36 years ago. She has not accepted the invitation to tell her story publicly in Congress, however, puzzling many senators.

Tuesday night, her attorneys sent a letter to Chairman Chuck Grassley explaining their client's hesitation. They claim that the committee was trying make Ford testify at the same table as Kavanaugh.

Natasha Bertrand
@NatashaBertrand
Wow. Blasey Ford says that Grassley scheduled the public hearing expecting her to testify "at the same table" as Kavanaugh. At the same table as the man she says once tried to rape her.
5:21 PM-Sep 18, 2018

"While Dr. Ford's life was being turned upside down, you and your staff scheduled a public hearing for her to testify at the same table as Judge Kavanaugh in front of two dozen U.S. senators on national television to relive this traumatic and harrowing incident," the authors allege.

A couple of spokesmen for Grassley rejected that claim.

Garrett Ventry
@GarrettVentry
To be clear: this is absolutely false.

Natasha Bertrand
@NatashaBertrand
Wow. Blasey Ford says that Grassley scheduled the public hearing expecting her to testify "at the same table" as Kavanaugh. At the same table as the man she says once tried to rape her.
5:51 PM-Sep 18, 2018

George Hartmann
@georgehartmann
This is a pretty bold, and very inaccurate, assumption. Prof. Blasey Ford and Judge Kavanaugh were never going to testify on the same panel/at the same table.

Natasha Bertrand
@NatashaBertrand
Wow. Blasey Ford says that Grassley scheduled the public hearing expecting her to testify "at the same table" as Kavanaugh. At the same table as the man she says once tried to rape her.
5:44 PM-Sep 18, 2018

Ford's lawyers end the letter by noting they hope the parties concerned can work something out in a way that will protect Ford's "health and security." You can Ford's full letter to Chairman Grassley here.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (kO+z3)

482 How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.



RapeLock®

NBC Facilities used to keep them in their inventory.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (jDF8P)

483 hahahahahahaha

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (0Ng0w)

484 This must not be polling well.

Posted by: Yuri at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (6Zmow)

485 When this nonsense fades away and Kav is confirmed..
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Assuming he *is* confirmed, he will *always* be identified as 'Accused rapist' by the MSM.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (YgbOr)

486 Just exactly how does one go about investigating a 37(ish) year old made up story about high schoolers, as you know, a FEDERAL matter?

Hold the vote and to hell with these idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (HrXHr)

487 261
She got her boob grabbed at a drunken high school party and it ruined her life.
_____________

Yeah, according to her, a couple of "highly inebriated" giggling teen boys locked her in a room, and one of them pawed at her clothes. Given how drunk she says they both were, it's unlikely either of them would have been able to rape her, even if they wanted to, which they probably didn't.

A normal teenage girl would have kneed the guy in the crotch, told him to stop being a jerk, and walked away without giving it another thought.

The fact that some drunken teenage groping episode (if it even happened), has haunted her for life says something very disturbing about this chick's mental stability.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (fqUgw)

488 That depends on how the Republicans react to this bluff. Get aggressive, and they could forestall whatever the next stunt is supposed to be this week, and maybe even bring this shitshow to a close.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (XlbwU)


*fistbump*

Not surprised in the least that you get it. Not one bit.

Here - take my Talking Stick - run with it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (fiGNd)

489 Again don't believe the reports she is not going to testify. It is of course possible she won't but a last minute agreement to show up will put the committee in temporary chaos.

Simple solution - Grassley announces at 5PM tomorrow that the Monday session is cancelled and they're moving forward with the previously scheduled Thursday vote first thing the next morning.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (9TYxj)

490 One theory is that DiFi knew this woman was crazy as a shithouse rat and waited until she was the only option left, taking the risk on the assumption that one or more of Miss Lindsay, Fake, and Sissy would cuck out.

If that's the case, she was wrong. Badly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (TM5Iv)

491 When is the document release?

Posted by: Zelda at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (6Zmow)

492
Dr. Ballsy Ford has thrown over her erstwhile spouse and eloped with Haven Monahan, Esq.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

493 The left has laypersonMAN willing to lie for them, and they have the media. And it would have been tricky just to ignore them and go ahead with the vote because of the 5th column cucks looking for an excuse for their cuckery.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

Let's not adopt lesbian nomenclature, OK? Part of the Left's strategy is to control language.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pUCsZ)

494 >>How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.


You can use pennies to lock someone in as a prank.

I don't see someone using that as a way to imprison someone, being all drunk and inadvertently murdery, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (W+vEI)

495 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (PA9oZ)


Wise words.


In these overheated times, lets all remember we need to have empathy for crime victims and, especially, we must protect those under attack by Supreme Court Justices. And Federal prosecutors.

Posted by: Rev. James Comey at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (XlbwU)

496 If she claimed it had happened at a party in DC
wouldn't that have been FBI jurisdiction? Crap, don't want to give them
any ideas.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

She claimed it happened at a party in MD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pY+s4)

497 DiFi and Maxine Waters will come the Senate vote nude. The resulting nausea and retinal detachments should guarantee the vote won't be held before the election.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (9BLnV)

Not even granny panties?
Posted by: Xander at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (6Zmow)

Not if you want the projectile vomiting.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (9BLnV)

498 500?

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (6Zmow)

499 mallfly: "Ford's lawyer really looks like Rachel Maddow's ugly sister..."

That was my first thought when I finally saw her. Okay, second thought. First thought was !

Posted by: mindful webworker - separated at birth at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (TJHBY)

500 In the meantime, I hear that the Emmys last night specifically did NOT mention Trump or the Kavanaugh scandal. Instead they saved their vitriol for Roseanne Barr. I'm sure it was still a pitiful group circle jerk, however.

There had to have been a memo passed around...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (feaxc)

501 I looked up Natasha Bertrand.

Apparently she's a "journalist"...apparently one that doesn't know what an *allegation* is.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (vDqXW)

502 These people will not stop. Ever. They must be 'defeated'. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (zLDYs)

503 Nothing the Democrats have done had any chance of working. This is all about showing their commie base that they're "resisting", and pissing you off. In reality, they just look desperate and pathetic.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (DwNvJ)

504 489 Again don't believe the reports she is not going to testify. It is of course possible she won't but a last minute agreement to show up will put the committee in temporary chaos.

Simple solution - Grassley announces at 5PM tomorrow that the Monday session is cancelled and they're moving forward with the previously scheduled Thursday vote first thing the next morning.
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (9TYxj)

I don't think simple is in any politician's playbook.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

505 I just want to hold hands with the progs and say I'm sorry for wanting to crush them into oblivion.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (eHYux)

506 The fact that some drunken teenage groping episode (if it even happened), has haunted her for life says something very disturbing about this chick's mental stability.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (fqUgw)


Well, to be fair, it has only haunted her since 2012. Prior to that, apparently there was nothing to be upset about.

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (4HMW8)

507 One theory is that DiFi knew this woman was crazy as a shithouse rat and waited until she was the only option left, taking the risk on the assumption that one or more of Miss Lindsay, Fake, and Sissy would cuck out.

That's exactly my take. It was a "Hail Mary" pass from DiFi to save her political future, with the hope that Kavanaugh would take the sack, as it were.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (pUCsZ)

508 That stuff from nutcase's lawyers is absolutely absurd. No committee would ever have two such witnesses appear together. Obviously.


It's no surprise, given the dumbing down of the country overall, but the amateurish nature of these people's stuntery is striking.


Next up: sorry, Judiciary Comm., but Prof. Ford is rearranging her sock drawer next Monday.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

509 I want to say "un-fucking-believable"..

but NOTHING is unbelievable any more!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (438dO)

510 She claimed it happened at a party in MD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pY+s4)
---
She also initially claimed it was 4 guys. So parts of the story have some flexibility.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (vDqXW)

511 285 I think that if those things happen, or they just hold the damned vote in a couple days, then Trump was carte blanche on the next pick after this bizarre episode.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

When modern technology is no longer to keep the corpse of RBG animated, it will be Armageddon. The Dems will have accusations for every nominee on the list ready to go. They will do anything to stop Trump from naming a replacement. I mean anything.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist

When the GOP picks up 10 senate seats in the midterms they won't need to have hearings for the next couple.

This will make a dent in Dem's lock on suburban mom's because 49 % of their kids are male.

Red Wave Prediction Status: Unchanged.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (IeDO8)

512 Wow a Yankee finally got a big hit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (9MKXa)

513 427 OK ... am I the only one who plays cards here ?

I "overplay" my hand all the time. I also "lie".

I'll lose "ten chips" up to nine times - if that's what it take to win a hundred once.

The Dems have not, yet, overplayed shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

I Can't lie to save my lie (and I hate than I can't), but I agree with this.

You haven't overplayed your hand until a bullet is flying through your skull.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (jlHSA)

514 How can anyone investigate this "crime"? We don't know what date it happened on. We don't know where it happened. She was groped. There was no rape and there certainly isn't evidence for this attack. There's nothing and it happened 35 years ago. There is no evidence of a crime and no evidence that anything happened to this woman.

And the other guy that supposedly rescued her has said that he has no knowledge of this party.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 18, 2018 09:39 PM (JKNZq)

515 My only regret is that we'll miss Mike Lee and Ted Cruz's surgical dissection of Dr. Ballsey's concocted crap charge.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 09:39 PM (0Ng0w)

516 ScoggDog: "OK ... am I the only one who plays cards here ?"

Yes.

♥10 ♥J ♥Q ♥K ♠A

Posted by: mindful webworker - crazy eights, anyone? at September 18, 2018 09:39 PM (TJHBY)

517 OK Dr. Ford, I'll do an investigation, but first you will blow me.

Posted by: The FBI at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (IeDO8)

518 The fact that some drunken teenage groping
episode (if it even happened), has haunted her for life says something
very disturbing about this chick's mental stability.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (fqUgw)



Well, to be fair, it has only haunted her since 2012. Prior to that, apparently there was nothing to be upset about.

Posted by: Emmie

..............
It only started haunting her when Kavanaugh was named as a possible Mitt Romney pick for SCOTUS.
Before that, she never even heard the name Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (438dO)

519 Wow a Yankee finally got a big hit


Shit. I forgot I'd paused it for a minute or two and didn't know what you were talking about.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (fuK7c)

520 chuck schumer makes hitler look rational. never forget that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

521 Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (jlHSA)


Hitler overplayed his hand.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

522 Actually what they were going to do was have a rousing game of musical chairs with everybody on the committee plus Kavanaugh and Ford. Winner gets to sit on Ford's lap. Kavanaugh gets a chair right next to her with DiFI on his lap.

As if Grassley is going to say "We're going to have you sit right next to Kavanaugh" More BS.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (AllCR)

523 This must not be polling well.
Posted by: Yuri at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (6Zmow)

Ding ding ding!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (rnAwa)

524

Given that the Commie Rat Fucking ProgTards have all the resources of Hollywood to stage manage a Hitlery appearance into some amount of acceptability, HOW BAD an apeshit crazy bitch to you have to be for them to not be able to put you on parade?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (UFLLM)

525 >>Assuming he *is* confirmed, he will *always* be identified as 'Accused rapist' by the MSM.





AT this point it's better to be a SC judge characterized by some as a rapist than that guy who didn't get on the SCOTUS because he was a rapist.

Damage done, he's stained either way. Making it onto the SC just makes is sting less.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (W+vEI)

526 We need a cuck proof majority in the Senate. That's the real problem. Then just ignore this shite and buffalo through all the nominees.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

527 In the meantime, I hear that the Emmys last night specifically did NOT mention Trump or the Kavanaugh scandal. Instead they saved their vitriol for Roseanne Barr. I'm sure it was still a pitiful group circle jerk, however.

There had to have been a memo passed around...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (feaxc
**********************
They handed out pins that said
I believe Christine Blassey Ford
and
I still believe Anita Hill

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (hECVl)

528 I've heard in Alabama tits grope you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (IeDO8)

529 510
She claimed it happened at a party in MD.



Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pY+s4)

---

She also initially claimed it was 4 guys. So parts of the story have some flexibility.

Posted by: Axeman

'Her Truth', Yo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (pY+s4)

530 James Comey will come out of retirement to spearhead the professional, unbiased, and holy FBI investigation.
_________________

I'm on it!

Since this involves a Trump nominee, I can tell you right now that no reasonable prosecutor would bother to have a trial, since the accused is clearly guilty as sin!

My sentencing recommendation will be that Kavanaugh be drawn and quartered, and then the pieces set aflame on the steps of the Capitol, as a warning to others!

Thank you for the referral, and please think of me for all your future law enforcement needs!

Posted by: Big Jim Comey, Servant of God at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (fqUgw)

531 The idiotic false accusation is burning itself out. Now Democrats will spring some new surprise even more desperate and stupid. I hope the GOP finally quits pretending that any of this in good faith and tells them to shove it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2018 09:42 PM (t5m5e)

532 Wow! Captain Marvel sure does look like a red pilled movie.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 09:42 PM (Lktpy)

533 This must not be polling well.

I think it's pretty safe to say that factoring out the Soy and Cuck crowd, a lot of men are not at all comfortable with this bullshit. When a mere accusation can ruin you, it's time to draw the proverbial line in the sand.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (Tyii7)

534 Allahpundit turned out to be a pretty good indicator. Yesterday he said that the nomination should be pulled and replaced. It was the only way to win. Today Kavanaugh is in the driver's seat. So when you see Allahpundit pissing his pants you know we are winning.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (xPl2J)

535 ChiFi is not in trouble.


FBI does not have jurisdiction over this sort of "crime", ever. Details irrelevant.


Tight spot for red state Dems is, if anything, tighter now.


Only "punishment" for Dems that matters will be at ballot box in 50 days, if it happens. Though it's long past the point where Senate GOP should take serious disciplinary measures for the Dems' behavior (which would have only marginal actual value).


Vote now, vote next Weds., same-same, in all respects.


Carry on.




Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

536 Axeman; So parts of the story have some flexibility.




"It's Her Truth and if you don't like it, she has others"

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (pY+s4)

537
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (TM5Iv)
Immediately
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (9MKXa)


Send him into the Supreme Court building wearing the scariest Halloween mask possible and ask him to stop by RBG's digs to scream, "Boo!" at her. Might be the kick start that crone needs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (pNxlR)

538 Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (jlHSA)

Hitler overplayed his hand.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (2DOZq)


All the best comments come at the end of the threads.

Do you ever wargame ?

I'd say Hitler started with a small stack in a No Limit Tournament - and made the Final Table.

Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)

539 or a zombie life where they are as bored and purposeless as they were in real life. They freak people out just because they are bored.

Werewolves of London kinda did that with the victim, Jack's friend. There were a few of them in the movie theater as I recall. They acted mostly normal .. except all the gruesome looks.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (Cus5s)

540 What's the long play behind Chi-Di quasi-admitting that Blasey-Ford is lying?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (jlHSA)

541 > I think it's pretty safe to say that factoring out the Soy and Cuck crowd, a lot of men are not at all comfortable with this bullshit.

A lot of women aren't comfortable with this bullshit, either, and not just women who are Trump voters.

Because they have husbands and sons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (TM5Iv)

542 Are we ever going to get the all documents or is Rosenstein going to stall till the midterms.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (hECVl)

543

Say, how did this squid get in my rectum?

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (UFLLM)

544 Nothing but a full investigation by the FBI- or Robert Mueller, for that matter- will be acceptable! We can't give them any more details, but we are prepared to answer if it's an animal, vegetable, or mineral...

Posted by: Di "Inna" Fi at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (n6bs1)

545 528
I've heard in Alabama tits grope you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn

Hmmm, must plan next vacation to Alabama then. Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (pY+s4)

546 If the psychotic loon Ford could stand the scrutiny of testifying, this shit show would not be imploding as it is.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (yhf6w)

547 Totally disagree this nonsense sticks with Kav after this. One baseless crazy accusation that lacks any details and wildly contrasts with all known history.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (QDnY+)

548 539. I could see that. Vampires must get bored pretty damned fast and stay that way a long time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

549 540 What's the long play behind Chi-Di quasi-admitting that Blasey-Ford is lying?

I'm guessing that she knows, or highly suspects, she is. Nothing more.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (9TYxj)

550 I'm not sure it's bad polling, in the sense of the general public opinion.

I think the Democrats were counting on what I was counting on - a flat out run for the exits by a couple of cultivated and handpicked (R) Senators, prompting a withdrawal of the nomination.

This didn't happen. They had Flake dancing around it, but none of the other usual suspects complied.

Maybe it's that Kavanaugh is "of the body," as some suspect. I doubt it. These people don't know from loyalty. It could be bad polling, but only on the (R) side. I figure that (R) Senators' internal polls showed them doom if they voted against this nominee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (5aX2M)

551 538 I'd say Hitler started with a small stack in a No Limit Tournament - and made the Final Table.

Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)

G-d, I f***ing hate Poker.

I wouldn't play unless friends forced me to, and I'd only ever win when I was actively trying to lose.

Again this is because I can't lie or gaslight people for shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (jlHSA)

552 She'll show up on Monday and offer all sorts of new details that she didn't mention before. Responding to all of it will take weeks.

Posted by: Plan Christine from Outer Space at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (XcgmW)

553 Soon the only man left standing in this entire country will be Mike Pence.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (6Zmow)

554 After Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford testifies about her harrowing near death and certain rape event 37 years ago, the Senate committee will recess the hearing for an hour. Upon returning to the hearing, Kavanaugh will be seated at the witness table with his attorney, Vincent Gambino, Esq., nattily dressed in a red velvet suit and a ruffly shirt.


Grassley: This hearing will come back to order. Do you wish to make an opening statement?

Kavanaugh: Yes, through my attorney.


Gambino: Yer Honors, everything this bitch said is bullshit, Thank you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (QLvwG)

555 When is the document release?
Posted by: Zelda
-----------

We'll try to do it before November, but it may not be until after January.

Posted by: Nathan Thurm Rosenstein at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (YgbOr)

556 What's the long play behind Chi-Di quasi-admitting that Blasey-Ford is lying?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (jlHSA)


Played to an approving base ... stayed in the news ... with absolutely ZERO chance of pushback in the Senate.

It's a no brainer move for her. She's not running for fucking re-election in California - and she's not running for President.

She should not - at this point - give two shits what Flyover Country thinks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (fiGNd)

557 Look- if you need it, Professor, I got a spare spot under the bridge...

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (n6bs1)

558 TX special election for state Senate seat.

R flips deep blue seat.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (MAstk)

559 > If the psychotic loon Ford could stand the scrutiny of testifying, this shit show would not be imploding as it is.

Bets that they've had coaches working with her intensively over the last few days, said coaches finally saying "Fuck it, there's no way we can make this loonytoon credible"?

It would be interesting to know if she's been showing up to teach classes since this came out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (TM5Iv)

560 A lot of women aren't comfortable with this bullshit, either, and not just women who are Trump voters. Because they have husbands and sons.


Good point.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2018 09:49 PM (Tyii7)

561 How often does the FBI investigate claims of crimes that the statute of limitations expired on over 30 years ago?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at September 18, 2018 09:49 PM (IcT7t)

562 533 This must not be polling well.

I think it's pretty safe to say that factoring out the Soy and Cuck crowd, a lot of men are not at all comfortable with this bullshit..........
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (Tyii7)
----------------------------
A lot of women --- including many who routinely vote D --- are not comfortable with it either.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2018 09:49 PM (0jtPF)

563 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2018 09:49 PM (Z9kOS)

564
From what putative academic diploma mill did Ballsy Ford receive her doctorate and in which discipline?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

565 Soon the only man left standing in this entire country will be Mike Pence.

*ahem*

Posted by: Keith Richards at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (Tyii7)

566 556 Played to an approving base ... stayed in the news ... with absolutely ZERO chance of pushback in the Senate.

It's a no brainer move for her. She's not running for fucking re-election in California - and she's not running for President.

She should not - at this point - give two shits what Flyover Country thinks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (fiGNd)

In other words :

The Accusation wasn't the play.

Letting The Base know that she was Openly Lying and Getting Away With it was the play.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (jlHSA)

567 **** This must not be polling well.

In the red states with Dem incumbents, it's probably a disaster.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (2xR5z)

568 AT this point it's better to be a SC judge characterized by some as a rapist than that guy who didn't get on the SCOTUS because he was a rapist.

Damage done, he's stained either way. Making it onto the SC just makes is sting less.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (W+vEI)

Plus, he'll really get to fuck with the Demonicrats on 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment, and abortion cases.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (9BLnV)

569 VOTE THURSDAY!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (q177U)

570 If the psychotic loon Ford could stand the scrutiny of testifying, this shit show would not be imploding as it is.
Posted by: Tentotwo
-----------

They're playing for time. When/if it is advantageous to roll Ford out, they will.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (YgbOr)

571 >>A lot of women --- including many who routinely vote D --- are not comfortable with it either.




Yes.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)

572 Again this is because I can't lie or gaslight people for shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (jlHSA)


OK ...

... but do you like games ? Classic shit like Checkers ? Chess ? Othello ?

Look - I'm a brutally bad liar ... because I just enjoy telling people the shitty truth.

But in the context of an agreed upon contest ? Yeah - I can lie. Pretty fuckin' good, really.

That's most games.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (fiGNd)

573 I actually have more sympathy for Cindy Sheehan. At least the woman stayed consistent. If anything her whole deal made me hate the dems more: she was lauded and given the spotlight during Bush's term, then when she was no longer useful during Obama's, they cast her aside.

What a bunch of mealy gits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (/BTP8)

574 Will say one last time.


Declassification process is a process, not a single act. Some material may be withheld, or redacted, when it's all over. Doubt Trump will over-rule all appeals - if there are any - over disputed items.


Four categories of materials, all quite different, so it will take longer for some to come out. Expected that specified pages of FISA affidavit and the reports of Ohr interviews will be first to emerge, last will be the broad category of communications concerning RUSSIA! by top DOJ/FBI officials.


Media has had full FISA affidavit for over a year, most likely. FYI.


Nunes has said first section of FISA release is key, outlines the "insurance policy", and has hinted it's very very baaaaaad for the bad guys.


Some reports first two items may be out soon.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (QDnY+)

575 Think about it. This is an allegation with no corroboration or demonstrably true facts. It specious and scurrilous.

You could say Sasquatch attacked you using the same logic, and then your sycophant supporters could claim you are above rapprochement, and anyone who didn't believe you was evil. Heck, you could even demand the FBI investigate it.

It's the most bizarre piece of despotism ever imagined. No due process. No trial. No evidence. Because, woman. And she must be believed.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (1CjSZ)

576 So when you see Allahpundit pissing his pants you know we are winning.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (xPl2J)

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This. If you want to see which way the wind is blowing check the #NTs. They always rush to the fence when it isn't safe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (5aX2M)

577 Vote now, vote next Weds., same-same, in all respects.

Disagree. Giving the Reds a week to gin up something else is folly, IMO. Press the advantage. NOW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (pUCsZ)

578 17
She will not testify because it was a phoney accusation, obviously. I
think the Dems were just hoping Kavanaugh would just withdraw his name
if they were rude enough to him and his family.

Kind of like in football, on a 4th and 2, where the team lines up as to be going for it, and the QB barks the signals, but at 0:01 calls time out, and the punt team comes on.



Or not. Because unlike this Senate mess, both football teams were abiding by the rules.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (UsCnO)

579 > How often does the FBI investigate claims of crimes that the statute of limitations expired on over 30 years ago?

Even if it weren't 30 years ago, how often does the FBI investigate claims of a high school boy grabbing a boob?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (TM5Iv)

580 But in the context of an agreed upon contest ? Yeah - I can lie. Pretty fuckin' good, really.

That's most games.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (fiGNd)

Remind me never to play 'Go Fish' with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (/BTP8)

581 569 VOTE THURSDAY!!!
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (q177U)

DEFENESTRATIONS FRIDAY!!!


It could be a thing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (5jVnA)

582 1) Nutty Professor won't testify until the FBI investigates her "accusation" - a demand she knows they won't comply with
2) Sure enough, FBI has several times already come-out and said, yeah we're not looking that this
3) None other than The Flake intimates, to FN CNN no less, that it's time to move on

C'mon Chuck - honor the original schedule for the vote on Thursday. Announce it via twitter at 7:45 PM on Wednesday.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (9TYxj)

583 From what putative academic diploma mill did Ballsy Ford receive her doctorate and in which discipline?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

Las Vegas College of Prostitutional Arts.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (9BLnV)

584 575 Think about it. This is an allegation with no corroboration or demonstrably true facts. It specious and scurrilous.

You could say Sasquatch attacked you using the same logic, and then your sycophant supporters could claim you are above rapprochement, and anyone who didn't believe you was evil. Heck, you could even demand the FBI investigate it.

It's the most bizarre piece of despotism ever imagined. No due process. No trial. No evidence. Because, woman. And she must be believed.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (1CjSZ)


I remember the time Christie Brinkley mounted me reverse cow girl style. It was horrible. I still have nightmares about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (pUCsZ)

585 The left's analysis of this is bafflingly confused and ignorant. Seriously they are utterly without a clue.

First response to the Bertrand tweet?

"Checkmate" like she's countered the Republicans and they're helpless. Then one says the FBI cannot investigate without Trump's approval. They think this is some kind of genius maneuver, its like talking to 8 year olds. They're convinced the FBI can investigate a 36 year old claim a boy tried to touch her boobie as part of "background checks" which they've already done 6 of.

The ignorance and lack of comprehension on display is ... amazing to behold.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (39g3+)

586 572 OK ...

... but do you like games ? Classic shit like Checkers ? Chess ? Othello ?

Look - I'm a brutally bad liar ... because I just enjoy telling people the shitty truth.

But in the context of an agreed upon contest ? Yeah - I can lie. Pretty fuckin' good, really.

That's most games.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (fiGNd)

I've been jack shit about all of those.

There's only one act of obfuscation I've gotten away with in my life (a long time ago) and I'm sure as shit not telling anybody here what it was.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (jlHSA)

587 Because they have husbands and sons.

They have daughters, too, who are looking for examples.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (ziPP0)

588
Tell Ballsy Ford she'll not be sitting at the same table as K ... she'll be sitting on his lap.

"Dance, Ballsy, dance!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (pNxlR)

589 This must not be polling well.
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When you lose RBG, it's time to rethink things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (YgbOr)

590 I think the Dems were just hoping Kavanaugh would just withdraw his name if they were rude enough to him and his family.

We cannot spare this man. He fights.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (6Zmow)

591 I remember the time Christie Brinkley mounted me reverse cow girl style. It was horrible. I still have nightmares about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (pUCsZ)

yeah...

Horrible...

*shakes himself from happy place*

Sorry, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (/BTP8)

592 583; doubtful. nobody would pay to fuck that. not even fat guys sweating gravy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

593 This must not be polling well.

I think its winning big with leftists but the rest of the country is rolling its collective eyes at the ridiculous antics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (39g3+)

594 There's only one act of obfuscation I've gotten away with in my life (a long time ago) and I'm sure as shit not telling anybody here what it was.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (jlHSA)

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Are you trans?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

595 Fineswine IS running for re-election, again...

if you're a fellow #Failifornia moron/ette. please, Please, PLEASE vote for DeLeon, and urge your friends and family to as well...

better another idiot with no seniority and no clout, like Kamala-toe, than old hag again.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (rjbMC)

596 BREAKING on CNN: Kavanaugh Accuser Refuses To Testify Until Robert Mueller Clears Kavanaugh Of All Crimes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (WqPYg)

597 Apparently she's a "journalist"...apparently one that doesn't know what an *allegation* is.

The kollidges are cranking out some really stupid edjumicated people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

598 Up till now I've been hoping that Kavanaugh is really a strict constructionist.

Now I'm hoping that he's a strict constructionist who knows how to hold a grudge.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

599 Anybody that is on Facebook appeal to the women that this is dangerous territory. It will be your sons, husband or nephews. They could lose their job for something like this all someone has to do is accuse them. Women know how desperate women or girls can get when rejected, scorned or to even get ahead.

Common sense needs to prevail over TDS.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (hECVl)

600 Decades from now, a little boy will ask "Daddy, what's a clusterfuck". Dad will go to his bookcase, and show sonny the history of Judge K.'s confirmation hearings

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (xzqr4)

601 594 Are you trans?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

If I was, would I have survived on AoS as long as I have?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (jlHSA)

602 Wow, a Pixy Misa sighting.

** Waves **

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

603 ChiFI *is* running for re-election, and though I don't think she's got anything to worry about, this was an attempt to burnish her Idiot credentials (her opponent is even worse than she is).


I doubt any of this has exactly thrilled Tester, Manchin, Donnelly, et al. There was nothing (likely or plausible) that would make things easier for them on this - and this certainly hasn't.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:56 PM (QDnY+)

604 >>Think about it. This is an allegation with no corroboration or demonstrably true facts. It specious and scurrilous.

...
It's the most bizarre piece of despotism ever imagined. No due process. No trial. No evidence. Because, woman. And she must be believed.
- - - -

And it's been happening on college campuses for several years now.

This is bringing the Title IX campus kangaroo courts to the Hill/ #BelieveAllWomen!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:56 PM (W+vEI)

605 The other three guys are Gorsuch, Roberts, and Alito.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (rnAwa)

606 i wonder if she was not remotely credible, or did someone explain to her the penalties for lying under oath?

that would explain the "i won't talk until the FBI investigates" bullshit.

either way, Hello Justice BK!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (rjbMC)

607 Who was the Reagan appointee ( cabinet position) that they did the same thing only he withdrew?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

608 Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)


You mean like Franco?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (2K6fY)

609 I still have nightmares about it.

I can see why, you'd want to look at that beautiful face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (39g3+)

610 Kind of like in football, on a 4th and 2, where the team lines up as to be going for it, and the QB barks the signals, but at 0:01 calls time out, and the punt team comes on.

But if you're fucking with Donald J Saban, that might bite you on the ass later.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (iYaJJ)

611 What is the FBI going to investigate? There are no details!

I dreamed Angela Bassett was there! They were worshipping Satan! She dogpiled the ad hoc orgy!!!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (v1udk)

612 I doubt any of this has exactly thrilled Tester, Manchin, Donnelly, et al. There was nothing (likely or plausible) that would make things easier for them on this - and this certainly hasn't.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:56 PM (QDnY+)

McCaskill is tied in her race for re-election. She was Hilary's BFF

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (6Zmow)

613 Who was the Reagan appointee ( cabinet position) that they did the same thing only he withdrew?

John Tower? (SecDef nominee, I think)

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (9TYxj)

614 599 Anybody that is on Facebook appeal to the women that this is dangerous territory. It will be your sons, husband or nephews. They could lose their job for something like this all someone has to do is accuse them. Women know how desperate women or girls can get when rejected, scorned or to even get ahead.


Common sense needs to prevail over TDS. Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (hECVl)

Unfortunately that ship has sailed with most of my FB friends - they would rather bite their own nose off, kiss their own elbow, and gnaw the fingers of their left hand off than admit anyone remotely associated with Trump isn't the anti-Christ's love child with it's own doppelganger.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (Gim9y)

615

That Justice RPG is lookin hot... man, I'd go for some grab ass and squeeze titty...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (UFLLM)

616 FL Senate poll


Scott +5

https://mobile.twitter.com/nedryun/status/1042197185146904576

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (MAstk)

617 598 Up till now I've been hoping that Kavanaugh is really a strict constructionist.

Now I'm hoping that he's a strict constructionist who knows how to hold a grudge.
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

I kind of think it would be cool if he posed for one of those 'Government portraits' while holding a battle axe and testing the edge with a hair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (/BTP8)

618 607 Who was the Reagan appointee ( cabinet position) that they did the same thing only he withdrew?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

Bork?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:59 PM (/BTP8)

619 I'll fill out the 302 form on her interview

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 09:59 PM (nFwvY)

620 Think about it. This is an allegation with no corroboration or demonstrably true facts. It specious and scurrilous.

They got it all from MAD TV. "He look...like a man."

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (oTMWb)

621 7 I think Blasey is some sort of Slavic name. Probably anglicized from Blcczzenic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fuK7c)


Or it's from the German "blasen".

Which translates as "to blow".

Including "jobs"

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, world...traveler. at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (di1hb)

622 614 Unfortunately that ship has sailed with most of my FB friends - they would rather bite their own nose off, kiss their own elbow, and gnaw the fingers of their left hand off than admit anyone remotely associated with Trump isn't the anti-Christ's love child with it's own doppelganger.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (Gim9y)

Even the "Christian" women in my office reflexive accept any leftism now that Trump is in office. And try to say that normally, they'd back social conservatism, but are willing to throw it all away in order to oppose Trump.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (jlHSA)

623 I kind of think it would be cool if he posed for one of those 'Government portraits' while holding a battle axe and testing the edge with a hair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (/BTP

Or standing on a pile of skulls.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (6Zmow)

624 605 The other three guys are Gorsuch, Roberts, and Alito.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (rnAwa)


CNN said she made the same complaint against Gorsuch but the haters buried it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (1g7ch)

625 Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (9TYxj)

I think that's it only he was a Bush appointee. Off to google or bing or whatever.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (2DOZq)

626 Nood. ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (/BTP8)

627 Nope, absolutely nope.


Dems try anything *else* now - unless it's the real thing, which is implausible because 1) they would have used it long ago 2) Kav is not likely to have any real skeletons in the closet - they will only ensure all this hurts them.


Fund-raising. The Dems use everything that happens for fund-raising, and most of what they *cause* to happen is purely for that purpose.


One despicable baseless late hit falls apart ...... and you try *another* one?


Nope. They're not very smart, even about "politics", but they're smart enough not to do that.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (QDnY+)

628 Saw a poll of TX today that had Cruz +9.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (oVJmc)

629 583
From what putative academic diploma mill did Ballsy Ford receive her doctorate and in which discipline?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)



Las Vegas College of Prostitutional Arts.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male

Last in her class, I hear.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (pY+s4)

630 6217 I think Blasey is some sort of Slavic name. Probably anglicized from Blcczzenic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fuK7c)

Or it's from the German "blasen".

Which translates as "to blow".

Including "jobs"

I denounce myself. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, world...traveler. at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (di1hb)

Once more a foreigner doing a job Americans won't do.
I denounce myself too.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (Gim9y)

631 Common sense needs to prevail over TDS.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (hECVl)

No. If someone is plugged into the hive mind, they can't reason things like this. Some people must be told what to think, from people they trust. That's just how their brains work.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (DwNvJ)

632 Up till now I've been hoping that Kavanaugh is really a strict constructionist.

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I'm still in wait-and-see mode about that... I kinda doubt it. Too bland, and he doesn't seem like a fighter. I could be wrong.

But I figure the play here was to force the Republicans left on a dishwater-dull nominee, hopefully for a Kennedy type, and make some space against the next one of these black-robes to kick the bucket or retire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (5aX2M)

633 Poor Chuck Todd. First his wish for a Labor Day Mueller bombshell fell flat. Yesterday or today he was hopefully yapping about Kavanaugh dropping out because the hassle isn't worth it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (2NqXo)

634 Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)

You mean like Franco?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (2K6fY)


Exactly.

My limited little bit of reading into WWII - given my piss-poor education and such - has convinced me that Mussollini was one popular son-of-a-bitch ... including here in the good ol' USA.

And a lot of the shit he was selling, early, was straight Nationalism and Popularism.

Putting troops into Ethiopia wasn't getting anyone's attention.

He should have stopped when he could.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)

635 Even the "Christian" women in my office reflexive accept any leftism now that Trump is in office. And try to say that normally, they'd back social conservatism, but are willing to throw it all away in order to oppose Trump.

Its sort of sad, a lot of people I respect and look up to in Reformed Christianity are losing their nut over Trump. They cannot seem to grok the man's ability to get the job done and accomplish their goals, and balk at past events and crude speech. They'd rather have a man who talks pretty and does evil than talks nasty and does good.

And that's simply not acceptable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (39g3+)

636 595 Fineswine IS running for re-election, again...

if you're a fellow #Failifornia moron/ette. please, Please, PLEASE vote for DeLeon, and urge your friends and family to as well...

better another idiot with no seniority and no clout, like Kamala-toe, than old hag again.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (rjbMC)


I'm inclined to vote for de Wetback just because Feinstein pulled this despicable shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (pUCsZ)

637 As a matter of conscience, I've decided not to vote on the Kavanaugh nomination.

Posted by: Juan McCain at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (HiLJ1)

638 NOOD.. ONT

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (+ldAm)

639 TX special election for state Senate seat.

R flips deep blue seat.
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (MAstk)


Who?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (Z48ZB)

640 When you make up a story to derail someone, it's got to be believable. Amateurs.

Posted by: Christopher Steele at September 18, 2018 10:04 PM (o3AYq)

641 Mr Scogg,
Diane Feinstein is on the 2016 general election ballot in California. They use a jungle primary and she is facing a leftist Democratic Hispanic candidate. She got a significant number of votes in the primary but the last polling (Probolsky Research poll, conducted between Aug. 29-Sept. 2) I saw indicated she was only eight points up before this stuff started after Labor Day.

Both the LA Times and the SF Chronicle called her out on it, probably because they want the more leftist DeLeon to win. She has pissed off CA Republicans who might have voted for her instead of the even more left DeLeon. Some Republicans might have also left that race blank as a pox on both sides. She probably is either in a dead heat or behind DeLeon is my guess which is why she is backtracking. 1/3 of California voters are still Republican--add that to the identity vote and Feinstein may go down. Not left enough for the new Dems and made herself poison with Republicans.

If it is not too much trouble, I would suggest informing oneself before commenting.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (jWFXC)

642 So who put this pubic hair on my coke??

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (T+Eka)

643 And a lot of the shit he was selling, early, was straight Nationalism and Popularism.

Putting troops into Ethiopia wasn't getting anyone's attention.

He should have stopped when he could.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)

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It was always heavily doped with Socialism from his early days before he split from the Party.

The Ethiopia thing was the beginning of the end of though. The socialism was popular, but no one understood why he went to Ethiopia.

He could've weathered the unpopular war if it went well, but getting humiliated by Haile Selassie and then bailed about by the Krauts was too much for people to take. The Army never gave a fuck after that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:06 PM (5aX2M)

644 635 Even the "Christian" women in my office reflexive accept any leftism now that Trump is in office. And try to say that normally, they'd back social conservatism, but are willing to throw it all away in order to oppose Trump.

Its sort of sad, a lot of people I respect and look up to in Reformed Christianity are losing their nut over Trump. They cannot seem to grok the man's ability to get the job done and accomplish their goals, and balk at past events and crude speech. They'd rather have a man who talks pretty and does evil than talks nasty and does good.

And that's simply not acceptable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (39g3+)

Pretty Much.

They preferred having "President Boyfriend" to "Actual World Leader".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:06 PM (jlHSA)

645 My limited little bit of reading into WWII - given my piss-poor education and such - has convinced me that Mussollini was one popular son-of-a-bitch ... including here in the good ol' USA.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)


A big fan of fascism (before it took on its current invidious connotation)? FDR.

He and many others viewed fascism - including one Schicklgruber - viewed fascism as the wave of the future, where government would partner with industry to promote national goals. Fascism at that time was viewed as the partnership between the people, the government, and the companies, to achieve national greatness. Tough platform to criticize, no?

But for Adolf, who added the racial/ genocidal element, fascism would probably be in favor today. See, e.g., "industrial policy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (pUCsZ)

646 Its sort of sad, a lot of people I respect and look up to in Reformed Christianity are losing their nut over Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (39g3+)


Well Chief ...

... things like Reformed Christianity go back to being things that those in Power punish without fear - if and when today's age of Law and Order goes away.

Those folks would do well to read some History besides their Bibles.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (fiGNd)

647 635 Even the "Christian" women in my office reflexive accept any leftism now that Trump is in office. And try to say that normally, they'd back social conservatism, but are willing to throw it all away in order to oppose Trump.

Yet another argument against the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:08 PM (pUCsZ)

648 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (wldC6)

649 @538 Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.
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He tried.

Things started off well enough. Ethiopia folded pretty quickly. But then he went after Greece. And the Greeks fought back and pretty much slowed things to a crawl. And then the British insisted on joining the show (over Greek objections, from what I understand), and the Germans were pretty much forced to get involved at that point. It did put off the invasion of the USSR by a critical month or two, though.

And then there was the misadventure in North Africa. It seemed simple enough. Send the army from Tripoli to Alexandria against light British opposition, and build the new Roman Empire on the Southern Med. But then Waverly's Gallop happened, and once again the Germans had to bail out the Italians.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (nmJMg)

650 Both the LA Times and the SF Chronicle called her out on it, probably because they want the more leftist DeLeon to win. She has pissed off CA Republicans who might have voted for her instead of the even more left DeLeon. Some Republicans might have also left that race blank as a pox on both sides. She probably is either in a dead heat or behind DeLeon is my guess which is why she is backtracking. 1/3 of California voters are still Republican--add that to the identity vote and Feinstein may go down. Not left enough for the new Dems and made herself poison with Republicans.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (jWFXC)


Hence this entire kabuki farce. The worthless bitch is trying to save her worthless ass by this maneuver.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (pUCsZ)

651 If it is not too much trouble, I would suggest informing oneself before commenting.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (jWFXC)


Honestly ... when I was in the groove ... I meant to type "Alabama". But - I screwed it up.

Seriously though - I suggest you just understanding I don't give a fuck.

Best thing you should do is just do that "ignore" thing for me.

Just like I ignore about everything from California. If it slides into the sea ... what ? Less movies for a couple years ?

Deal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (fiGNd)

652 You are welcome:

https://scholarship.law.edu/johnxxiii_lectures/2/

Posted by: Marooned at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (8hRlF)

653 Things started off well enough. Ethiopia folded pretty quickly.

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Mussolini captured the captured quickly and declared victory, but ended up spending four years subjugating the southern half of the country. It turned into a clusterfuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (5aX2M)

654 capture the capitol addis ababa

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (5aX2M)

655 The legislative branch of our federal government is controlled by cunts.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 10:20 PM (Z9C5C)

656 In case anyone hadn't noticed...the Dems and left with their communist puppet Lady Professor have now officially gone nuclear-level crazy.

Posted by: Prof at September 18, 2018 10:22 PM (zgX3V)

657 416
The trouble is that conservatives lack the resources the left has to
fight back in kind. The left has layperson volunteers willing to lie for
them, and they have the media. And it would have been tricky just to
ignore them and go ahead with the vote because of the 5th column cucks
looking for an excuse for their cuckery.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

Yes, and there is something else. What has happened the last month with the Kavanaugh situation was planned. People had to get together and dream this evil crap up. There were steps to this, choreographed with the press, to smear BK. This was no accident. It tells us what these people are about.


Decent people don't concentrate on being devious and evil. These attacks and methods were devised by evil-thinking people. Democrats to be sure, but #Nevers have their fingerprints, too. They spend their time thinking about evil things that only tear down, not build. They need to be identified and called out.

Conservatives need to wake up and understand the old rules of politics don't apply much any more. Much nastier.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 10:24 PM (UsCnO)

658 Subpoena her ass

Posted by: Lisa at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (sEhdr)

659 I think the most recent take on this is she claims she will speak in a committee situation, but not in a formal hearing. I suspect the "under oath" part is not too appetizing to her. Also, she is claiming to be getting death threats. That's curious since no one has been able to reach her.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM (ys0PL)

660 So in Google News:

The new work that Google has done for the Chinese Government is nearing completion!

The new Chinese Google search engine is soon going on line. For the first time, every single search, website visited, every email sent and received, will be captured and TIED TO YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER!


Of course, the government will use this information to decide if you are worthy of credit, boarding a plane or train, or right to buy basic goods and services.


Google is the same company that has backed out of a contract with the Department of Defense for cloud computer services, worth millions.

Now go watch that 2016 Google employee video and wonder what the average Google employee thinks about America, it's history, it's Constitution.

Yeah, I get the same feeling.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM (UsCnO)

661 I flew on Ethiopian Airlines in Haile Salassi's front row seats as a child. Pretty cool.

Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (Q1UO3)

New York Times to Issue Correction After Mistaking Academy Award Nominated Actress Angela Basset for... Omarosa

Racism, straight-up.

By the way, did Angela Basset get nominated for an Oscar? I don't know. I assume she must have, at some point. Makes for a better headline-- so I guess, like the media, I don't care if it's true or not.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:15 PM




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Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (yL25O)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 18, 2018 07:16 PM (A1BaR)

3 Jim Acosta
@Acosta

Flake called me to apologize for missing the interview. He said he would support GOP push to move forward with Kavanaugh nomination if Ford does not appear at hearing. "I think we'll have to move to the markup," he said. "I hope she does (appear). I think she needs to be heard."

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (kO+z3)

4 Damn - close but no ceeeegar

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (mvvCm)

5 Fienstein backing away from Ballsy Ford

soon, it comes. Soon.......

Posted by: A Lincoln at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (9HuGt)

6 They all rook arike, amirite?

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (xEuHL)

7 Oh goody... layers of fact checkers strike again.

Much sooner trust the flying monkeys as proof-readers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (5YweU)

8 Now we get to compare the response with...was it Fox and Aretha Franklin's photo?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (yL25O)

9 She was nominated for What's Love Got to do With It portraying Tina Turner. She lost.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

10 Hyenas.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (58Au8)

11

Angela Basset won an Oscar for "Murder, She Wrote."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (8jjJt)

12 I wonder what the lovely Sara A. Carter will have to report tonight on The Mr. Interruption show.

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

13 3 Jim Acosta
@Acosta

Flake called me to apologize for missing the interview.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (kO+z3)

...

Sure, Jim.

LOL he leads with that.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (yL25O)

14 She was nominated for "What's Love Got to do with It." So, you are good, ace.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (1uG1d)

15 Obviously, Trump's fault.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UsCnO)

16 I am Omarosa Basset and I will hound you to my dying day....If you feed me kibble on CNN.

Posted by: saf at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (5IHGB)

17 They both had a tin cup?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (1g7ch)

18 "They all look alike" -- The New York Times

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (vDqXW)

19

What is truth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (HaL55)

20 Hey Democrats, if you've lost Jeff Flake ....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (XlbwU)

21 "Mistaking Academy Award Nominated Actress Angela Basset for... Omarosa"

They should be hounded for that.

Posted by: at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

22 Basset is a dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (IqV8l)

23 Serious question: if someone had a dog named Angela the Basset, would that be racist?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (xEuHL)

24 Leftists need a program to tell apart other Leftists, its easy to get them all confused.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (T4oHT)

25 They called Omarosa a basset? That's insulting to the poor sleepy eyed things.

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

26 on The Mr. Interruption show.

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

I snorted loudly.

It wasn't pretty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UsCnO)

27 12. Fuggin' Hannity, mayng...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

28

I'll admit I couldn't pick Angela Basset out of a line up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (8jjJt)

29 19. What is truth?
**
'Izzatchu, Pilate?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

30 Any truth to the rumor the NYT hates strong black cisgendered women?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (XlbwU)

31 Bad mistake, but someone tweeted that it was "the most disrespectful thing that has ever happened."

Sheesh.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (Z48ZB)

32 Okay, NYT, time to go home - you're drunk.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (0QYMt)

33 What is truth?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM

I got nothing.

Posted by: P. Pilate. at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (LvUOD)

34 I haven't actually had sex since 1953.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (HiLJ1)

35 I had a girlfriend named Angela once. She broke my heart.
bitch.

Posted by: at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (UdKB7)

36 Just think if they had confused Omorosa with Michelle

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (5YweU)

37 Angela was the color purple in The Color Purple.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (NLLmE)

38 I'll admit I couldn't pick Angela Basset out of a line up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (8jjJt)

...

And that in the side-by-side in that article, the two could for sure be related.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (yL25O)

39 I'm ashamed to admit I voted for Flake. Who knew he was another McCain. At least he wasn't my congressman.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (mgrUE)

40 I'll admit I couldn't pick Angela Basset out of a line up.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (8jjJt)


But Madeline Basset, yes.

Posted by: Sir Roderick Spode at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (0QYMt)

41 I love Tina Turner and Angela Basset is no Tina Turner.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (jvss3)

42 I haven't actually had sex since 1953.

I think you meant 1853.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

43 Actually, I confuse the two all time, same with Oprah and Rosie O'Donnel.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

44 The New Yawk Times made an error in it's reporting???

The DEVIL you say!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (2sCft)

45 Angela was the color purple in The Color Purple.
Posted by: eleven

Brian Dennehy's agent really dropped the ball there. The role he was born for.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (xEuHL)

46 Could someone be a dear and run down to Costco and get me a case of Valu-Rite and a pallet of Depends?

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (AkTSb)

47 I love Tina Turner and Angela Basset is no Tina Turner.

No, but she was really very good in the movie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

48 In those pictures they do look quite a bit alike. Not to defend NYT, by any stretch.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 07:25 PM (dI3/S)

49 See, the insult is in mistaking Angela Basset, a car carrying Hollywood lefty, for Omorosa, who until recently was a traitor who served President Beezelbub.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:25 PM (XlbwU)

50 Actually, I confuse the two all time, same with Oprah and Rosie O'Donnel.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

+++++
Yeah and I keep confusing those two with Whoopi Goldberg and Roseanne. Weird.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (2sCft)

51 39
I'm ashamed to admit I voted for Flake. Who knew he was another McCain. At least he wasn't my congressman.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (mgrUE)

Luckily, at least for now, we live in a Christian-based country, with the concept of redemption.
Watching the chitchow on TV, however, you may have just got it in under the deadline.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)

52 Blatant racism...no dog whistle required. They all look alike according to the NY Times!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (yhf6w)

53 I admit that I often confuse Lena Dunham and a hefty bag full of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (xPJvm)

54 Could someone be a dear and run down to Costco and get me a case of Valu-Rite and a pallet of Depends?
Posted by: Diane Feinstein

Make that 2 cases and 2 pallets.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (xEuHL)

55 The New Yawk Times made an error in it's reporting???

The DEVIL you say!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM

To be fair, it was on page D27 below the tide schedule.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (LvUOD)

56 Put on your red dress baby, in case some fool might wanna fight. TT

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (jvss3)

57 "But Madeline Basset, yes.
Posted by: Sir Roderick Spode at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (0QYMt)"


*golf clap*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (58Au8)

58 Time to re-watch Saturday's UT v. USC game

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (Z48ZB)

59 They all look alike. No bigee.

Posted by: NYT at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (r9UYA)

60 The New York Times is not fit to line the cardboard mattress of your local bum's nest.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (EoRCO)

61 I refuse to be willowed:

We are approaching 48 hours into this mess and not a
single other person has come forward to say anything bad about
Kavanaugh, not one, while the accusers story is literally crumbling
apart and her "backer" and her attorney are walking away from her and
making excuses for her.


She's dead Jim and she will not
testify Monday or any other day and multiple excuses will be made for
her refusal to testify from "emotional trauma" to "multiple death
threats".........

I sincerely hope she gets the professional help that she so clearly needs.





Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (JUOKG)

62 48. Nope. It's straight up huwhite pipol hatred for blacks and browns. Erasure of their lives and selves from the public space, with one regarded as interchangeable with another, much as in the shameful days of slavery.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (fA1SL)

63 I don't recognize any of those people.

Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (I9Sw7)

64 Angela Basset took her kit off in the sci-fi movie Supernova.

I'm glad I looked it up because I almost said Solaris.

She looked spectacular.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (fuK7c)

65 Could someone be a dear and run down to Costco and get me a case of Valu-Rite and a pallet of Depends?


Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (AkTSb)

================
No problem! I'll just double my daily purchase!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (XlbwU)

66 Ahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (yUPCi)

67 Somebody's Depends leaked at the wrong place in the wrong section.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (Z9C5C)

68 I look forward to the day when they confuse Mike Obama with Fat Albert.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (jDF8P)

69

Any and all discussion of fellow Progressives must always be correct, accurate and adhere to progressive values at all times. No deviation from the progressive narrative is allowed under any circumstances. Journalistic discipline and order must be maintained.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (HaL55)

70 46
Could someone be a dear and run down to Costco and get me a case of Valu-Rite and a pallet of Depends?


Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (AkTSb)
----------------------

Oh. right.
It's Tuesday.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (UsCnO)

71 At least I've heard of one of them (Omarosa), though only because of her stupid WH flounce (what was the half-life of that stupid non-event, 3 days?), couldn't pick her out of a line-up. Other one, can't recall that name.


OT: Wired says on the twatters that Kav committee vote slated for next Wednesday.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (QDnY+)

72 FEINSTEIN:"I CAN'T SAY EVERYTHING IS TRUTHFUL"
'This is all up to the Republicans side'
Sep 18, 2018

Video:
https://bit.ly/2QHSRnr

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (kO+z3)

73 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

74 By the way, did Angela Basset get nominated for an Oscar?


I think she did for her Tina Turner role.

But don't hold me to it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (yUPCi)

75 If it weren't for corrections, the NYT would be half the size.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (39g3+)

76 Angela Basset had that memorable wet t-shirt scene in The Deep.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (QLvwG)

77 So Angela Basset has the n-word tape?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (xPl2J)

78 I wonder what the lovely Sara A. Carter will have to report tonight on The Mr. Interruption show.
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

+++
Well, you can be assured that Sean Hannity will not allow her to report anything in totality. Can't have some one finish a complete sentence or thought, can we.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (2sCft)

79 I look forward to the day when they confuse Mike Obama with Fat Albert.
Posted by: tu3031

HEY HEY HEY
That's Uuuuuuuncalled for

Posted by: Fat Albert at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (xEuHL)

80 By Grabthar's Hammer if I was in an elevator with Omarosa I wouldn't know it.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (NLLmE)

81 I though Omarossa was the one who just had that big meltdown at the Tennis tournament.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (k1TUh)

82 I'll always remember his name, 'Donald McCain'.

Posted by: DiFi at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (1iicH)

83 "What's Love Got to Do With It?" is a movie, or TV show?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (lwiT4)

84 If it weren't for corrections, the NYT would be half the size.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (39g3+)
---
So you would have to buy 2 for your cage liners and fishwrap.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (vDqXW)

85 Angela Basset is the prototype for Michelle Obama, down to the "toned arms." She looked like a flyweight boxer.

And yeah, she was nominated for Tina Turner biopic What's Love Got to Do with It

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (39g3+)

86 I though Omarossa was the one who just had that big meltdown at the Tennis tournament.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (k1TUh)

No, that was Shirley Hemphill.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (xPl2J)

87 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

++++
The Frito Bandito. Ah, that was a gentler, less crazy era.....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (2sCft)

88 Angela Basset was nominated for an Oscar for playing Tina Turner in 'The Ike Turner Story.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

89 I though Omarossa was the one who just had that big meltdown at the Tennis tournament.

No, that was LeBron James.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (jDF8P)

90 Everything you know is wrong!

Angela Bassett is not Omarosa

Diane Feinstein has a weak grip on the truth

Dogs flew spaceships!

Everything Fusion GPS said about Paul Manafort was wrong!


What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (S6Pax)

91 Why does the NY Times feel it necessary to discriminate with such a broad brush?

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (yhf6w)

92 Yikes. The Link is from The Hill with a bunch of negative articles regarding Repubs. posted to the left and right of the Omarosa article.
One was about Gov. Rick Scott being booed out of a Restaurant because of the red algae thing.

I thought Rick was ahead in the polls.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (hECVl)

93

Bear in mind: Feinsteen has a D and an R challenger in the CA general election. That's why she pulled this stunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (8jjJt)

94 Did somebody say 'Fat Albert'?
Turn up volume to enjoy superior xardbas by XS Projekt.

https://youtu.be/TrAcFEtbTYk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (fA1SL)

95
A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the
2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me
regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that
was nearly FIFTY years ago,



pffffffft. I remember the day little Susie sacrificed her younger brother to Moloch. Ba'al was not pleased, I can tell you. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

96 Bander, I thought you might like to know I found a photo of one of (if not the) the most spectacular naked girl on the internet. Since you're a photographer, I mean, you probably have a professional interest. Remind me, and someday at a MoMe I'll let you see it. I'm carrying it around now in my wallet in case I have a low moment and want to be reminded of the glory of the universe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (XlbwU)

97 I will hold judgment until I see the legs. Tina has killer legs.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (jvss3)

98 i lost my place. what the hell we talking about again? okra's belfry?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

99 No, that was LeBron James.
Posted by: tu3031



Heesth such a Diva!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (S6Pax)

100 Lefties think all black people look alike.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (fqUgw)

101 >Hey Democrats, if you&apis;e lost Jeff Flake ...

They've lost Jeff Flake AND Lindsey Graham. Graham almost sounds like he has a measurable testosterone level.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (TM5Iv)

102 I am still chuckling over the NYT tweet begging for stories that are misleading meant to skew the elections. Boy they're taking it in the teeth in the replies to that one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (39g3+)

103 I think they meant Laurence Fishburn.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (r/hsS)

104 Seriously though. Angela Bassett has been one of the best looking people on the planet for decades. There is just no way to mistake her for Omarosa

Posted by: Lost My Cookies at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (rEUxZ)

105 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)


Muahahahahaha

Posted by: Melissa at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (yUPCi)

106 I will hold judgment until I see the legs. Tina has killer legs.
Posted by: Ben Had


I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (S6Pax)

107 98 i lost my place. what the hell we talking about again? okra's belfry?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

Something about Omarosa's basset's penis.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

108 OK, which one looks more like a tranny?

I have a side-by-side comparison pic. Do I say Bassett looks like a tranny Omarosa, or vice versa?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

109 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade


Sweet Melissa?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

110

She's no Alfre Woodward.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (8jjJt)

111 90
Everything you know is wrong!




Dogs flew spaceships!



I thought everyone knew this. What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (UsCnO)

112 HEY HEY HEY
That's Uuuuuuuncalled for
Posted by: Fat Albert at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM

Like school in summertime, man....no class.

Posted by: Rudy at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (LvUOD)

113 By Grabthar's Hammer if I was in an elevator with Omarosa I wouldn't know it.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (NLLmE)
.............

If she farted you would.

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

114 Well, at least the NYT didn't mention them in the same sentence with a descriptive reference to the "planet of the apes". So there's that.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (2sCft)

115 I better never run for any office, in the 5th grade I used to practice kissing with Linda Kinney behind the school during recess. I'm sure that's seared, seared into her memory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (39g3+)

116 I just read part of a thread where 1000 people with pink hair are screaming at Frank Oz because he said Bert and Ernie are not gay. Someone go back to 1972 and tell ARPA the Internet thing's a mistake.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (479dG)

117 If it weren't for corrections, the NYT would be half the size.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (39g3+)


The Village Voice had the decency to stop publishing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (0QYMt)

118 I'm starting to wonder if what happened at band camp did damage me on some level that I had never contemplated before. I may need a therapist and a lawyer. Maybe I can find a therapist who's also a lawyer.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

119 Seriously though. Angela Bassett has been one of the best looking people on the planet for decades.



And until just right now I had never heard of her.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (lwiT4)

120 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (8jjJt)

No just a D.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (MAstk)

121 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade


Sweet Melissa?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)
+++++
Yes, the Allman Brothers wrote a song about it.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (2sCft)

122 And what happened to Gabrielle Union? The Fappening is the last thing I've seen her in.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (xEuHL)

123 88 Angela Basset was nominated for an Oscar for playing Tina Turner in 'The Ike Turner Story.'
_____________

I saw that movie. She was good.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (fqUgw)

124
I sincerely hope she gets the professional help that she so clearly needs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (JUOKG)

****
I don't. I hope she ends up divorced, alone and a suicide victim in a Tijuana cat-house. Within one year of Kavanaugh's swearing in would be nice.
Pour encourager les autres.
F*ck these people.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (mvvCm)

125 I think they meant Laurence Fishburn.
Posted by: garrett


Well, that's a make believe name, anyways.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (S6Pax)

126 you know what the real twist in the whole kavanaugh false accusation / false memory thing is? whatshername really remembers kavanaugh groping someone else.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

127 Omarosa, where the wind comes weeping down the plain!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

128 107: i know nothing about a penis. on anybody. or, anything.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (KP5rU)

129 115 I better never run for any office, in the 5th grade I used to practice kissing with Linda Kinney behind the school during recess. I'm sure that's seared, seared into her memory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (39g3+)

What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

130 just about two weeks ago, I think, Betsy McCaughy (or however you spell it) was on with Stuart Varney (Fox Biz). I'm pretty sure she's been on his show many times, and he managed to introduce her as "Betsy Ross."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (UFyv9)

131 My autocorrect insists on Laurence since the whole STOP THE HAMMERING thing!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (r/hsS)

132 I will never explain why I was in Finnochios watching Tina do a live show.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (jvss3)

133 I think they meant Laurence Fishburn.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (r/hsS)


No, no it had to be John Amos

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (QLvwG)

134 Michele Obama was at the Emmys?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (r/hsS)

135 I just read part of a thread where 1000 people with pink hair are
screaming at Frank Oz because he said Bert and Ernie are not gay.

Ummmmmm...that's cuz THEY'RE PUPPETS!!! Besides the pink hair, what the fuck else is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Frank Oz at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (jDF8P)

136 119
Seriously though. Angela Bassett has been one of the best looking people on the planet for decades.



And until just right now I had never heard of her.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (lwiT4)

***
Wait - truthfully Grammie? That is amazing - she has actually been in a hell of a lot of movies and TV. You should look her up on Wiki - I bet you you have seen her. She has very different looks when she changes her hair etc.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (mvvCm)

137 Okay this looks to be a weirdly amusing movie - The Iron Maiden.

Got an eccentric aircraft designer who is all agog over steam powered traction engines. And the plane he designs is really the Victor bomber. Then there is the arch-rival plane manufacturer. Meanwhile Alan Hale plays an American businessman who is interested in purchasing one of the planes.

https://youtu.be/Rf8XQPKgbq4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (5YweU)

138 Why are people of color treated with such indignity by the NY Times...this is not who we are as a nation!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (yhf6w)

139
Oh.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (8jjJt)

140 I look forward to the day when they confuse Barak Obama with Mush Mouth
Posted by: tu3031

FIFY

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (T4oHT)

141 What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.

It was all her idea. For some reason I was catnip to girls in grade school, then I never got another real kiss until I was in my 30s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (39g3+)

142 Laurence Fishburn....Jew, or not a Jew?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

143 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television. I just found out who Lisa Kudrow is!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (v1udk)

144 I think they meant Laurence Fishburn.



Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (r/hsS)


No, no it had to be John Amos


Yaphet Kotto, and it's on a triple word score....83 points!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

145 and another note about Dr Prof Ms Ford: remember before the Blue Dress when the whole Dem strategy was to claim that Monica fantasied the whole affair?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (UFyv9)

146 you know what the real twist in the whole kavanaugh false accusation / false memory thing is?

Someone mentioned Haven Monahan earlier an it occurs to me the real twist might be Ford had a killer unrequited crush on Kavanaugh, which angered her, and after years of therapy this whole twisted story seems real to her now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (XlbwU)

147 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)


I apologize. You were such a cute and honest little boy, I don't know what I was thinking. That damn Melissa.

Posted by: Mrs. Hadley at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (yUPCi)

148 Wasn't she in the Hangover 2 and sang at the reception?

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (HgMAr)

149 81
I though Omarossa was the one who just had that big meltdown at the Tennis tournament.


No no. That was Fareena Williams.

Posted by: NYT at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (r9UYA)

150

Angela Basset had that memorable wet t-shirt scene in The Deep.


I thought she was that cavegirl in the fur serape in Ten Brazillian Years BC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (HaL55)

151 >>Yaphet Kotto, and it's on a triple word score....83 points!


You can't use proper nouns!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (r/hsS)

152 And now - the wickedly talented . . . Adele Tazim

Posted by: John "I'm So Friggin High I Can See My House From Here" Travolta at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (mvvCm)

153 hitler's dogs flew spaceships. to the dark side of the moon. some curly headed guy with a yuge forehead told me that. or, maybe it was aliens. fuck, i don't know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:38 PM (KP5rU)

154 Speaking up upcoming movies there's a movie coming out about Laurel and Hardy at the end of their career, looks really good. John C Reilly and Steve Coogan, look like someone cloned the real guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:38 PM (39g3+)

155 115 I better never run for any office, in the 5th grade I used to practice kissing with Linda Kinney behind the school during recess. I'm sure that's seared, seared into her memory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (39g3+)

Remembers it so well she knows it had to happen somewhere between 3rd and 9th grade at some sausage party.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (1g7ch)

156 Bisset was the wet T-shirt girl not Bassett.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (jvss3)

157 hitler's dogs flew spaceships. to the dark side of the moon. some curly headed guy with a yuge forehead told me that. or, maybe it was aliens. fuck, i don't know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:38 PM (KP5rU)
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They built the pyramids.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (vDqXW)

158 *sobs quietly*

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (vAq6+)

159 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television. I just found out who Lisa Kudrow is!

I don't think she's been in a big role since the 90s but she was in quite a bit of stuff back then. Never really stood out much to me in the movies but I think it was her choice in roles more than skill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (39g3+)

160 129
What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)


College.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

161 Wait - truthfully Grammie? That is amazing - she has
actually been in a hell of a lot of movies and TV. You should look her
up on Wiki - I bet you you have seen her. She has very different looks
when she changes her hair etc.


Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (mvvCm)



I'll have to look her up. I don't go to movies, and the only time I have the TV on is when the Cubs or the Packers are playing. Also right now, the Brewers, because they have to crash and burn. But I'll check her out.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

162 Yaphet Kotto....Jew, believe it or not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

163 All I know is that Angela Bassett at 60 probably still looks great naked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (XlbwU)

164 Speaking up upcoming movies there's a movie coming out about Laurel and Hardy at the end of their career, looks really good. John C Reilly and Steve Coogan, look like someone cloned the real guys.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:38 PM


Interesting casting. Both good. Is Reilly chunky enough to be Hardy?

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (LkFnL)

165
Angela Basset was nominated for an Oscar for playing Tina Turner in 'The Ike Turner Story.'

--

She sure did the "nom myoho renge kyo" pretty well. It's about all I remember about the movie.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (mQ0Mc)

166 1000 people with pink hair are screaming at Frank Oz because he said Bert and Ernie are not gay.

If two slightly anthropomorphic foam puppets "live together", they have to be slipping each other the dowel rod, IYKWIM. It's the law.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (9qZ3S)

167 I doubt Linda Kinney even remembers my name, honestly. I think I was just nearby when she got the idea to practice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (39g3+)

168 Didn't Angela Bassett sing one of the Bond songs. Shirley that's right.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (mgrUE)

169 What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)


No you are not. A lot of people still don't have their first kiss until High School. We just have a lot of sluts on here.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (yUPCi)

170 Dogs flew spaceships!

Fuck you people.

Posted by: Zombie Laika at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

171 Interesting casting. Both good. Is Reilly chunky enough to be Hardy?

He is in this movie, I dunno if its makeup or what.

https://youtu.be/MdcBNrjc3wo

January release so I think they're aiming at oscars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:41 PM (39g3+)

172 If she didn't have puppies her tits will be small,,,all twelve of them!

Posted by: Killerdog at September 18, 2018 07:41 PM (t5KuK)

173 160
129

What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)



College.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

#twoweeks

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

174 Shirley Bassey, "Goldfinger"

https://youtu.be/EnseiOJ2jGQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (5YweU)

175
I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television.


She played Mrs. Shaft, in "Shaft in Africa".

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (jDF8P)

176

Maybe I can find a therapist who's also a lawyer.


You'll get a diagnosis you can't understand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (HaL55)

177 My cunny haired over in 1963 and hasn't been seen since.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (HiLJ1)

178
Angela Basset was in E.T. She played the closet where E.T. hid.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (8jjJt)

179 Posted by: Zombie Laika


Spam in a can.

Posted by: Chuck Yeager at September 18, 2018 07:43 PM (fuK7c)

180 Angela Bassett was in Olympus has Fallen and London is falling.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:43 PM (jvss3)

181 Wow, she has been around for quite awhile. But, I've never seen a single movie she's made.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:43 PM (v1udk)

182 i let my dog drive my car once. she wouldn't be worth a damn at flying a spaceship.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

183 For some reason I was catnip to girls in grade school, then I never got another real kiss until I was in my 30s.

Did you have a great big bobble-head? All the "really cute" child actors have a huge noggin'. Then when they grow up they look a bit...wrong.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 07:44 PM (9qZ3S)

184 GAS = .000000000000000000000000000001

Posted by: Anchovy at September 18, 2018 07:44 PM (srWwQ)

185 Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (yUPCi)

Eh...can't speak to that. But the longer I live the more I feel like I was a mistake.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (NWiLs)

186 This just in: New York Times decides to do something a little different and issue a newspaper along with usual daily volume of corrections

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (XlbwU)

187 183. Yup. Betcha his head was like an orange on a toothpick.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

188 'Posted by: Zombie Laika
Spam in a can.'

Yum!

Posted by: Barky McDogeater at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

189 Angela Bassett looks NOTHING like Omarosa. At all. Never has. And she always dressed classier. I would be pissed if I were her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (5aX2M)

190 Did you have a great big bobble-head? All the "really cute" child actors have a huge noggin'.

I dunno feels normal sized. Most actors have really big heads though, it photographs well. Like 5'5 and a huge cranium.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (39g3+)

191 184
GAS = .000000000000000000000000000001

Posted by: Anchovy at September 18, 2018 07:44 PM (srWwQ)

didn't get the message? there is no math at AoS.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (UsCnO)

192 Angela Bassett was in Olympus has Fallen and London is falling.
Posted by: Ben Had

And Prague Will Have Fallen.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (xEuHL)

193 187 183. Yup. Betcha his head was like an orange on a toothpick.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

It was like Sputnik. Cried himself to sleep on his huge pillow.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

194 I remember her from the movie Strange Days. The movie sucked but she was good in it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

195 I should know who Angela Basset Hound is but drawing a blank.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (T4oHT)

196 False, tricksy Melissa tooks our precious eraser. Hates her we does.

Posted by: Gollum as a little boy at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (H5knJ)

197 Betcha his head was like an orange on a toothpick.


Hey!

Posted by: All Peanuts Characters at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (fuK7c)

198 I'm glad someone mentioned Shirley Bassey. That's who I was thinking of as well. Does that make me a racist?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (v1udk)

199 McConnell says Kav will not step down, period, so suck it, bitchez.

Hatch say Monday hearing will be followed by a vote, whether Dr. Crazypants shows up or not, so suck it, bitchez.

I might have made up the suck it, bitchez part, but it was strongly implied in both cases.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (TM5Iv)

200

If two slightly anthropomorphic foam puppets "live together", they have to be slipping each other the dowel rod, IYKWIM. It's the law.


Heaven fvcking forfend a simple innocent friendship ever be shown on television, especially to kids.

It's really too bad that isn't against the law, exposing minors to secksual-type subjects like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (HaL55)

201 Eh...can't speak to that. But the longer I live the more I feel like I was a mistake.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (NWiLs)


No you weren't. I know that deep in my soul.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (yUPCi)

202 re 154: I just watched the trailer at the Hollywood reporter. Doesn't look so real to me.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (UFyv9)

203 Angela Basset, wasn't she in all those cable horny boy movies in the 80s?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

204 193. * fistbump *
I'm glad to see others here with an appreciation for the classics.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)

205 Yup. Betcha his head was like an orange on a toothpick.

My scottish uncle used to yell "HEED! PANTS!" at me, a lot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (39g3+)

206 She played Mrs. Shaft, in "Shaft in Africa".

--

Here's a great Four Tops song from that movie. If you like this kind of music, it's really good.

https://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=faaxsHyyIzY

Remove space.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (mQ0Mc)

207 195 Googled her and no still don't know who she is

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (T4oHT)

208 and another note about Dr Prof Ms Ford: remember before the Blue Dress when the whole Dem strategy was to claim that Monica fantasied the whole affair?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (UFyv9)

I thought we were calling her Dr. Ms. Crystal Mangum Ford??

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 07:48 PM (eiZez)

209 She played Mrs. Shaft, in "Shaft in Africa".

That's not helpful.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:48 PM (v1udk)

210 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito
pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed
her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event
clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)





I apologize. You were such a cute and honest little boy, I don't know what I was thinking. That damn Melissa.


Posted by: Mrs. Hadley at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM

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A little red haired girl stole my cup of Donald Duck orange juice when I was in Kindergarten in 1962. It was so traumatic I can't remember her name.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:48 PM (JUOKG)

211 Bisset was the wet T-shirt girl not Bassett.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (jvss3)


Bisset or Bassett, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Mr. Mom at September 18, 2018 07:48 PM (QLvwG)

212 Speaking up upcoming movies there's a movie coming out about Laurel and
Hardy at the end of their career, looks really good. John C Reilly and
Steve Coogan, look like someone cloned the real guys.




The BBC did a film based on a stage play called 'Stan' about Laurel visiting the dying Hardy following his stroke. Here's part one:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_HubxC-Ip8

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

213 194 I remember her from the movie Strange Days. The movie sucked but she was good in it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

They took an interesting premise and made it dumb. She was pretty badass, and should've had more screen time. Juliette Lewis must be able to suck a softball through a straw, because I don't see how she ever gets cast in anything otherwise.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

214
Since we're now on the subject of movies....

Last night I finally watched Solo (bittorrent, fuck you, Hollywood). Thoroughly forgettable flick, but not nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. Don't get me wrong, it's still bad, just not Attack of the Clones bad.

The thing I wanted to ask is, did anyone else get the feeling that they cribbed a bunch of scenes from Firefly? Because I've got visions of The Train Job, the Battle of Serenity Valley and the slave camp on Canton at the very least.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (eXA4G)

215 Holy "separated at birth" Batman!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (/qEW2)

216 Not sure I ever saw a movie Angela was in

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (T4oHT)

217 196 False, tricksy Melissa tooks our precious eraser. Hates her we does.
Posted by: Gollum as a little boy at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (H5knJ)



Right? I could understand if it was Spongbob.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (NLLmE)

218 It was like Sputnik. Cried himself to sleep on his huge pillow.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM

If it's not Scottish, it's crap!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (LvUOD)

219 Basset was Black Panther's mom

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (LFaED)

220 Lady in Black, you must truly be 29. Motown was the greatest.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (jvss3)

221 Bert might not be gay, but he is EVIL.

https://www.bertisevil.tv/

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (vDqXW)

222 A little red haired girl stole my cup of Donald Duck orange juice when I was in Kindergarten in 1962.



You were in Kindergarten in 1962? Babies. I'm talking to babies.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (lwiT4)

223 Juliette Lewis must be able to suck a softball through a straw, because I
don't see how she ever gets cast in anything otherwise.


Juliette Lewis could be the worst actress who's ever lived.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (jDF8P)

224 What be happenin today peeps? Been so busy I need to catch up.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (jm1YL)

225 Motown was the greatest.


Yes it was.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (lwiT4)

226 I will never forget the name: "Senator Donald Duck Orange Juice"

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (AkTSb)

227 It was like Sputnik. Cried himself to sleep on his huge pillow.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM



If it's not Scottish, it's crap!


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM

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Now you're talking!@

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (JUOKG)

228 I'm not seeing the friggin' problem here!

Oh! It's two black chicks! chicks of color?!

And probably a white NYT reporter! My fucking world is collapsing!

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 07:51 PM (Z9C5C)

229 The Vita Omarosa is the name of a street in Jerusalem that led to Godzilla. It became famous after a Ricky Martin dance song was named after it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (PRfdc)

230 Politics is nothing but an arena for disgustingly ugly, vile cretins, to seek revenge for their lot in life!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)

231 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television.

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She's been in so many things I can't even remember them all. But you might remember "X," "Boyz N The Hood," and "What's Love Got to Do With It" as some of the award winners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (5aX2M)

232 I've learned to hate the media.
All I ever wanted to be was a newspaper man. Back in the day they always seemed to have the answers. They dug for the facts.
Boy was I stupid.
So I settled for a career as an intelligence guy.
A good choice as I knew what the facts were, and could see just how wring the media was.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (0tfLf)

233 The BBC did a film based on a stage play called 'Stan' about Laurel visiting the dying Hardy following his stroke. Here's part one:

I think the film is based on that.

Juliette Lewis must be able to suck a softball through a straw, because I don't see how she ever gets cast in anything otherwise.

My guess is she was passed around by producers quite a bit until she matured yeah. For a while she was in everything, despite having no real acting talent. There were a bunch of girls like that at the time, whats her face Fairuza Balk was another. No real talent but young and apparently willing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (39g3+)

234 And probably a white NYT reporter! My fucking world is collapsing!

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 07:51 PM (Z9C5C)
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It's like Pearl Harbor!

Posted by: The Headless Chicken Medai at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (vDqXW)

235 ''Juliette Lewis could be the worst actress who's ever lived.''

She's not an attractive girl. Still, Brad Pitt should have stuck with her. Several degrees less crazy than Angie or Gwennie

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (jm1YL)

236 A true story, tying together the themes of high school misadventures and kissing and what not.

Best friend, his brother, one other guy, and I head to the Sunday night teen dance at a nearby club.

Best friends brother meets a young lady from a nearby high school. She had been drinking. A lot. We hadn't. The two of them disappear fora while.

Fast forward to a coffee shop several hours later. "Hey <redacted>, how'd it go with <redacted>?"

"Well, here's how it went. We drove off and parked. one thing lead to another and we're in the back seat undressed. and then, it hit me - I can't do this. she's asking me to, and I just can't. So I say no, and I start to get dressed. And that's when the cop cars lights went on . . "

So we laughed and laughed as he recounted how he got to explain all of that to the sheriff. many years later, we still remind him that no good deed goes unpunished.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (2xR5z)

237 Smoky Robinson could raise anybody's blood pressure.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (jvss3)

238 230. So what you're saying is - Insomniac should run for office?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

239 Politics is nothing but an arena for disgustingly ugly, vile cretins, to seek revenge for their lot in life!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)

Hey now!

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (QLvwG)

240 Bisset or Bassett, whatever it takes.


A Bisset a Bassett
I wonder which one hass it
One girl swam in a white shirt
And showed us all her nipples
Her nipples her nipples
She showed us all her nipples
I wonder which one dast it

Posted by: Ella Fitzgerald at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (fuK7c)

241 *sigh* Whatever.

I'm so done with any of this identity/representation shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 07:54 PM (jlHSA)

242


I'd have to be surgically removed from Juliette Lewis. I find her very hot.


Not up there with Christina Hendricks, mind you, but pretty close.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)

243 Rule #1: Everything must be about Trump.

Rule #2: Rule #2 must be about Rule#1.

The World's First Rent-Free Real Estate Billionaire!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2018 07:55 PM (Ndje9)

244 230 Politics is nothing but an arena for disgustingly ugly, vile cretins, to seek revenge for their lot in life!
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)
238 230. So what you're saying is - Insomniac should run for office?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

My desire for revenge is far more focused.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

245

Exidor lives!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:55 PM (HaL55)

246 Ella, Dinah Washington is waving to you from a sold out house.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:55 PM (jvss3)

247 What's all this about John Stamos?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (S6Pax)

248 This is why blacks shouldn't be given top level security clearance. They're trivially easy to impersonate.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (/qEW2)

249 Nah, Exidor looks better than Rosa

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (5YweU)

250
"Juliette Lewis could be the worst actress who's ever lived."


Her Dad was pretty bad, but Clint was really, really loyal to him and kept putting him in movies.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (ye3s4)

251 I'd have to be surgically removed from Juliette Lewis.


Dude.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (T6t7i)

252 She's been in so many things I can't even remember them all. But you might remember "X," "Boyz N The Hood," and "What's Love Got to Do With It" as some of the award winners.

Checked her bio and I haven't seen a single movie in which she's acted. I was thinking she may have been in Soul Plane which I briefly watched for five minutes while making a pizza.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (v1udk)

253 Politics is nothing but an arena for disgustingly ugly, vile cretins, to seek revenge for their lot in life!
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)

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It's Hollywood for ugly people.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (I16G8)

254 244. Look, dude. I hear ya. But if you're ever gonna REMOVE TULIP, politics is the best way to get it done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)

255 My desire for revenge is far more focused.
Posted by: Insomniac

Have you considered a career in arching?

Posted by: Guild of Calamitous Intent at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (xEuHL)

256 ''1 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television. ''

She was in that movie with Whitney Houston. Gosh, I can't remember the name of it. Anyway she's famous for that scene where she piles all her cheating husband's stuff in his very expensive car and flicks a match in it. Great scene.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)

257 Skynet's identity component is undergoing final testing in China, and will soon be operational. Hook it up to a weapons delivery capability and we're there.


https://tinyurl.com/ya5gfbzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (XlbwU)

258 I looked up both Angela Bassett and Juliette Lewis. They're both rather attractive, but both of their faces are a bit odd.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

259 Dude?

Dude looks like a lady.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:58 PM (S6Pax)

260 both of their faces are a bit odd.


Angela seems to have had work done more than once.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 07:58 PM (fuK7c)

261 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television. ''

She was in that movie with Whitney Houston. Gosh, I can't remember the name of it. Anyway she's famous for that scene where she piles all her cheating husband's stuff in his very expensive car and flicks a match in it. Great scene.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)


Waiting to Exhale.
I never remember anyone but Whitney.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:59 PM (yUPCi)

262 255 My desire for revenge is far more focused.
Posted by: Insomniac

Have you considered a career in arching?
Posted by: Guild of Calamitous Intent at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (xEuHL)

Arching? Like stone masonry?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

263 Is arching like nemesising?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (NLLmE)

264
Is arching like nemesising?


No it's like podiatry.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (lwiT4)

265 Checked her bio and I haven't seen a single movie in which she's acted. I was thinking she may have been in Soul Plane which I briefly watched for five minutes while making a pizza.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (v1udk)

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I hate the movie "X" because it whitewash's a lot of Malcolm X's less *ahem* admirable moments.

But the other two are both really good. "Boyz" romanticizes the hood too much, but hey, it's the movies, and it does a decent job of highlighting the squalor, violence and hopelessness of the inner city.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (5aX2M)

266 254 244. Look, dude. I hear ya. But if you're ever gonna REMOVE TULIP, politics is the best way to get it done.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)

Shit, I'm still trying to figure out how to get myself off of the REMOVE/Ditch Slavery list.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (jlHSA)

267 Arching = being an arch nemesis.

Posted by: Guild of Calamitous Intent at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (xEuHL)

268 "She was nominated for What's Love Got to do With It portraying Tina Turner. She lost." Great performance in a fine movie. I wonder if that movie could be made today?

Angela Bassett had a forgettable part in the forgettable Black Panther. I'd like to see more of her, in good movies.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (mk9aG)

269 Samuel L. Jackson should have taken it has a compliment. He's one fugly mofo compared to Fishburne.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (/qEW2)

270 I just saw the Bert and Ernie story.

A writer said he always saw them as gay.

Forcing Sesame Street to put out a statement that they weren't gay.

Why does every fvckin' thing need to be sexualized. It is a sickness.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (yUPCi)

271 I remember Angela Bassett. She was at that party.

Posted by: Ms. Dr. Perfesser Blasey-Ford at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (n6bs1)

272 I'd have to be surgically removed from Juliette Lewis.



You're not a toomah!

Posted by: Ahnuld at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

273 AND IIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIEEEEIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS LOVE
YOUOOOOOOOEEEOOOWEEOOOHWEEOH

Posted by: Whitney Houston at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

274 Insomniac plays McBain in.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55vvnnOBXfA



Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (S6Pax)

275 269 Samuel L. Jackson should have taken it has a compliment. He's one fugly mofo compared to Fishburne.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (/qEW2)

He was good as a crazy homeless man in "The Caveman's Valentine", though.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (jlHSA)

276 Arching = being an arch nemesis.


Sometimes better than being an Archduke.

Posted by: Ferdinand at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (fuK7c)

277 Posted by: Whitney Houston at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)



Partial to the Dolly Original.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (lwiT4)

278 267 Arching = being an arch nemesis.
Posted by: Guild of Calamitous Intent at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (xEuHL)

Ah. It could be a good career move.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

279 It isn't the truth of the matter that counts to these people...it's the seriousness of the accusation.

Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (Y274z)

280 Ironically I don't think Whitney ever loved anyone but herself.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (NLLmE)

281 She was in that movie with Whitney Houston. Gosh, I can't remember the name of it. Anyway she's famous for that scene where she piles all her cheating husband's stuff in his very expensive car and flicks a match in it. Great scene.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)

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That was "Waiting to Exhale."

Damn, I never knew I knew so many Angela Bassett movies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (5aX2M)

282 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television.

She was quite good. Mystery writer/detective, I believe. Seemed very nice.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (oTMWb)

283 Partial to the Dolly Original.


Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)

284 Samuel Jackson will never be better than he was in "Unthinkable"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (jvss3)

285 Does she have horse tooth smile too?

Posted by: Guy Who Loves Horses at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)

286 You assassinate ONE Archduke and it's like nobody wants it anymore.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (NLLmE)

287 Angela Bassett was great in Strange Brew.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (PRfdc)

288 Too fun not to post, anti- Deep State Video:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5l9a6c

Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (QKV7o)

289 Cursing a lot umironically relieves stress and I believe there are studies to back up this motherfucking assertion.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (Lktpy)

290 Ironically I don't think Whitney ever loved anyone but herself.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (NLLmE)



She shoulda stayed with Gospel. Same for Elvis. Maybe they wouldn't have died how they did.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (lwiT4)

291 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television.

I remember her. She played Penny in "Lost in Space".

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

292 I stop leaking and the next thing ya know, I got Trump crawling up my ass...life isn`t fair!

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at September 18, 2018 08:05 PM (yhf6w)

293 Ironically I don't think Whitney ever loved anyone but herself.

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Oh she loved Bobby, all right. But herself? I don't think so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (5aX2M)

294 Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)



You mean that song? Dolly wrote it as a good-bye to Porter Wagoner.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (lwiT4)

295 She shoulda stayed with Gospel. Same for Elvis. Maybe they wouldn't have died how they did.
Posted by: grammie winger

I don't know about The King. Peanut butter and nanner sammiches aren't that expensive.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (xEuHL)

296 BTW... I found the anti-Deep State/pro Trump video on godlike productions, an alternate crazy site. 100% less Jew hate than Zero Hedge, 95% less raciss than 4Chan.






Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (QKV7o)

297 Oh maybe you meant sheep.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (lwiT4)

298 Fishburne is good but I'll take Forrest Whitaker.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (jvss3)

299 Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)

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Dolly wrote that song, and about half of her income was attributed, by her, to royalties from it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (I16G8)

300 280: Whitney loved cocaine and shit more than herself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (KP5rU)

301 Who assassinated the Archieduke of Riverdale.

Posted by: Jughead at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

302 Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)



You mean that song? Dolly wrote it as a good-bye to Porter Wagoner.




No, dear, that was a Dolly the Cloned Sheep joke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)

303 266. Ya got a tracksuit, yes? You hate the Albanians * spits * almost as much as you hate the Turk * spits, crosses self* dontcha? Well, if those three are 'Yes' and ya ain't a Red, a furry, a brony, or a weeb, you're gold.
Welcome! Ball-bats and vodka are on the table by the door.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

304 I'm not I'm favor of REMOVE TULIP. 1) Dutch women are hot as fuck and natural great athletes B) I'm at least 25% TULIP iii) they are a high trust group of folks and are good people.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:08 PM (Lktpy)

305 Partial to the Dolly Original.


Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)


Dolly Parton was the original. In fact, she owns the song rights. I think it ticked her off that Whitney made the song famous, not her. I like Dolly, but Whitney really made that song soar. The movie helped immensely.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:08 PM (yUPCi)

306 Fishburne is good but I'll take Forrest Whitaker.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (jvss3)

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+1. Forrest Whitaker's command performance as Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland" was outstanding. Disturbing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:08 PM (5aX2M)

307 296. So why would we go? Hell, we're still working our way thru Samurai Nazi and his teachings.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

308 I thought Dolly made snack cakes, and was married to some President guy... and was a looker....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (j6KNi)

309 No, dear, that was a Dolly the Cloned Sheep joke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)



Yeah, I got it about three and a half beats too late.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (lwiT4)

310 Tucker needs to stop 'meeting in the middle' and saying thumb face psycho 'seems sincere'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (1g7ch)

311 304. TULIP are bog-Fritz. The science is settled.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

312 They came very close to thinking she was Fred Bassett

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2018 08:10 PM (8ikIW)

313 Fishburne is good but I'll take Forrest Whitaker.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (jvss3)


Heh, I read that at Flashburn.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2018 08:10 PM (PhT3S)

314 311 304. TULIP are bog-Fritz. The science is settled.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

The Dutch?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:11 PM (Lktpy)

315 310. She is sincere. There's no evidence at this time that she's covered in wax.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

316
John Cooper Clarke - I Got A New Track Suit
(I got the old one, too)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=niU4XSW1kX0

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:11 PM (PRfdc)

317 306 2nd that
And good night all

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 08:11 PM (T4oHT)

318 Omarosa's stolen my groove! I want it back.

Posted by: Angela Bassett at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (/qEW2)

319 I'm beginning to think when Palo impliments his plan, not many of us will make the cut and survive.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (Lktpy)

320 8 I thought Dolly made snack cakes, and was married to some President guy... and was a looker....
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (j6KNi)

You are thinking of Betsy Ross Bassett.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (yUPCi)

321 Palp not Palo.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (Lktpy)

322 I don't think Forrest Whittaker was named after Nathan Bedford Forrest... just a guess...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (j6KNi)

323 Wow, she has been around for quite awhile. But, I've never seen a single movie she's made.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:43 PM (v1udk)


Ditto.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (/qEW2)

324 314. Yes. Sigh.....you're unfamiliar with the division of races in Europe, I take it? Have a complimentary newsletter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (fA1SL)

325 YD, I raise my glass to your taste.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:13 PM (jvss3)

326 +1. Forrest Whitaker's command performance as Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland" was outstanding. Disturbing.

--

He was good in The Crying Game too.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:13 PM (mQ0Mc)

327 I am tired of these snakes on this motherfucking plane.

Posted by: Angela Basset at September 18, 2018 08:13 PM (5jVnA)

328 Sigh.....you're unfamiliar with the division of races in Europe,


I'll save you time, east of the Oder River = Untermenschen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:14 PM (fuK7c)

329

One's a Communist Lying Whore and the other's an Actress... no wonder they got confused...

Posted by: Dick Cole at September 18, 2018 08:14 PM (3Yj85)

330 Um ... that's former Senior White House official Angela Bassett, h8r!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 18, 2018 08:14 PM (1jP/U)

331 Angela Bassett was outstanding as Clubber Lang in Rocky III.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 18, 2018 08:15 PM (H5knJ)

332 francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.

-
Socialism is like a mud pie. You end up eating dirt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

333 324 314. Yes. Sigh.....you're unfamiliar with the division of races in Europe, I take it? Have a complimentary newsletter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (fA1SL)

Just effeing with you Palp. I have no doubt that under your plan that 56% of my body can be removed and sent back while the other 44% lives a quality life in Trump Land.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:17 PM (Lktpy)

334 328. This was the case for a brief period during the late '30's to mid-'40's. Fortunately, heroic warrior-bands of SMR pushed eternal enemy Fritz back to his own benighted land before burning it to the ground.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

335 francesca fiorentini

@franifio

Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have
made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around
declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.


---

Yes, yes. We know. The right chef hasn't been in charge. That's always been the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:17 PM (PRfdc)

336 Forrest Whitaker's command performance as Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland" was outstanding. Disturbing.

--

He was good in The Crying Game too.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Good Morning Vietnam.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:18 PM (Gjw1J)

337 So has the FISA stuff dropped yet?

Shouldn't be hard. Unredacted so just shove the shit in a big envelope and send it over.

Oh what's that you say? You have to go through it first to make sure sources aren't named?

The Golden Don said UNREDACTED you peasants. You know President Trump; he's the guy I hired to kick your asses.

Watch they'll try and sue the president over this stuff. That's really going to cause some serious fucking problems.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI)

338 Regarding Kavanaugh- Coulter on Tucker was saying this is all because the Dems think they may be able to take the Senate in the midterms.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (hECVl)

339 333. That's the beauty of GECSPLAN. America, under the leadership of GEOTUS, is outside the 'Zone of Clarification' and so the glorious mutants here can and will survive and thrive.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (fA1SL)

340 Good Morning Vietnam.


Brian Dennehey kind of phoned in his performance as VietNam.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (fuK7c)

341 303 266. Ya got a tracksuit, yes? You hate the Albanians * spits * almost as much as you hate the Turk * spits, crosses self* dontcha? Well, if those three are 'Yes' and ya ain't a Red, a furry, a brony, or a weeb, you're gold.
Welcome! Ball-bats and vodka are on the table by the door.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

Well, I like Vodka, and I don't like the Turks.

So it's a start.

I used to be into some shit awful things, but let them all go as I got older.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (jlHSA)

342 Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:13 PM (jvss3)

------

*clink*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (5aX2M)

343 francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.



Socialism means you work really hard to make a souffle, and then it is taken from you without payment. You are left with a messy kitchen, no baked goods, and no money.

That's socialism.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (yUPCi)

344 I thought Dolly made snack cakes, and was married to some President guy... and was a looker....
Posted by: kraken



You are thinking of Betsy Ross Bassett.
Posted by: platypus



I've always wanted a Betsy Ross Basset Hound!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:20 PM (Gjw1J)

345 341. Like vodka, hate Turks? Sheeeit....you're practically a Cossack or a Georgian, then.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

346 338 Regarding Kavanaugh- Coulter on Tucker was saying this is all because the Dems think they may be able to take the Senate in the midterms.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (hECVl)

Sounds like they are throwing a Hail Satan pass....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:21 PM (j6KNi)

347 >>Angela Bassett was outstanding as Clubber Lang in Rocky III.


She killed it as Deebo in the movie Friday.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:21 PM (r/hsS)

348 345 341. Like vodka, hate Turks? Sheeeit....you're practically a Cossack or a Georgian, then.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

I need to learn woodwork, so I can get closer to Dracula.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (jlHSA)

349

I used to raise Angela Bassett hounds. Noisy bastards. Made good bulgogi though.

Posted by: Dick Cole at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (3Yj85)

350
francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.


Just because you burned down the house...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

351 >> francesca fiorentini

@franifio

Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.



'Cato!

You have ruined my Souffle.'

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (r/hsS)

352 from Breitbart:

The ratings for Week Two's Monday Night Football game between the Chicago Bears and the Seattle Seahawks, crashed to the lowest numbers ever recorded for a Week Two Monday night game.

But it still beat the Emmys, which also crashed in the ratings.

Keep fucking them chickens.

********
So I'm watching this Sy Fy show from 2013-15, Defiance, which is pretty good btw, when Linda Hamilton appears in a few episodes. Dayum, she's gotten old and haggard. I wasn't even sure it was her at first.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (0ogQG)

353 Something occurs to me: Fuck Hollywood.

I used to LOVE movies. Always hated TV, and watched tons of movies since I was a kid.

They've ruined one of my favorite things. The only movies I've really watched in ten years have been historical dramas/war movies like "Last King..." or "Dunkirk" because everything is just so low-quality and stuffed with noxious propaganda.

Film has reached the point where the American rendition of Socialist Realism has nearly sucked it dry of creativity and workmanship and fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (5aX2M)

354 Millions starve while you tell them they can't eat until you perfect your souffle, and we are fine selling them $2 worth of bread and some bologna that they can eat for three or four days.

But you don't think it's fancy enough, so starvation it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:23 PM (PRfdc)

355 There may be some material withheld or redacted, from the documents ordered released, I think. It's the normal process (not that anything quite like this has happened before). The agencies still get to challenge/appeal against unredacting or releasing things.


I have no crystal ball, but the Dems taking the Senate just makes no sense at all given the fundamentals and arithmetic. Keep hearing about this and have great difficulty imagining it's a plausible scenario.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:23 PM (QDnY+)

356 platypus, try this. Socialism is I will make a soufflé and when it fails I will have you all pay for me to make another one.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:23 PM (jvss3)

357 352 So I'm watching this Sy Fy show from 2013-15, Defiance, which is pretty good btw, when Linda Hamilton appears in a few episodes. Dayum, she's gotten old and haggard. I wasn't even sure it was her at first.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (0ogQG)

That show was meant to be a tie-in to a video game, where the things players did in the game informed what happened in the show.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (jlHSA)

358 348. Now, there's an interesting people. Romanians. Lotta Dacians, true, but a goodly smattering of SMR there, by way of Bessarabia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

359 I have it on good authority that you need more eggs for a Souffle than you do for an omelette.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (r/hsS)

360 The guy Tucker is talking to is the one I heard declare John Kerry a decorated war hero.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

361 Regarding Kavanaugh- Coulter on Tucker was saying this is all because the Dems think they may be able to take the Senate in the midterms.
Posted by: redridinghood


When they can't, I want senators in prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:25 PM (Gjw1J)

362
I love Tina Turner and Angela Basset is no Tina Turner.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (jvss3)


She's not even an Annie Mae Bullock.

Posted by: Bert G at September 18, 2018 08:25 PM (OMsf+)

363 358 348. Now, there's an interesting people. Romanians. Lotta Dacians, true, but a goodly smattering of SMR there, by way of Bessarabia.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

Honestly, I think my distaste for The Turk came about because my best friend in high school was Greek, heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:25 PM (jlHSA)

364 kraken , Lil Debbie takes offence at your comment and you will be hearing from her lawyers.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:25 PM (jvss3)

365 Francesca Fiorentini - formerly of Qatari-funded AJ+. Funny, Qatar also funded TYT and a shit-ton of prog YouTube. Really makes ya think.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:26 PM (fA1SL)

366 358 I maintain that the Dacians count as SMR - They are half-slavs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:26 PM (5aX2M)

367 Film has reached the point where the American rendition of Socialist Realism has nearly sucked it dry of creativity and workmanship and fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

We're in an odd place now; we have socialist realism, but it's realism as defined by the severely mentally ill.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (xEuHL)

368 francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a fancy baked good.


We used to dream of fancy baked goods.

Posted by: Venezuelans at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

369 353
Something occurs to me: Fuck Hollywood.


Whoa dude. That's totally blowing my mind.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (XlbwU)

370 363. Either way, you're good on Turk-hatin'. And the Greeks gifted SMR with an alphabet. So there's that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (fA1SL)

371 We used to dream of fancy baked goods.
Posted by: Venezuelans

Luxury!

Posted by: North Koreans at September 18, 2018 08:28 PM (xEuHL)

372 >> francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a partially eaten burrito you dream of finding in the garbage.


Posted by: Venezuelen at September 18, 2018 08:28 PM (r/hsS)

373 The guy Tucker is talking to is the one I heard declare John Kerry a decorated war hero.

Vietnam gave medals to Americans? Did not know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (XlbwU)

374 366. They're cadet Slavs. Much like the Magyar.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (fA1SL)

375 370 363. Either way, you're good on Turk-hatin'. And the Greeks gifted SMR with an alphabet. So there's that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (fA1SL)

And a religion, more or less.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (jlHSA)

376 Little Dolly Madison, when not baking for the Continental Army, was famous for low cut bodices.....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (j6KNi)

377 >>>Frito Bandito

at my bday pool party, we all got cardboard frito mustaches.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (1YQLC)

378 375. That's a touchy subject, as ya know. Third Rome and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL)

379 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years... Would they be compelled to do it?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

380 I have it on good authority that you need more eggs for a Souffle than you do for an omelette.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (r/hsS)


Under socialism you only get powdered eggs, and you can only make an omelette or a Souffle. Not both. Rationing. Which is for your own good.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (yUPCi)

381 And a religion, more or less.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (jlHSA)

------

It came as a package deal from St. Cyril's Language and Religion Emporium.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:31 PM (5aX2M)

382 Venezuela has repurposed all of the garbage collectors.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:31 PM (jvss3)

383 380. Nope. Under socialism, you work or go to prison, where you also work. In either case, there's no eggs to be had.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:31 PM (fA1SL)

384 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years... Would they be compelled to do it?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

No

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (9MKXa)

385
BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (ye3s4)

386 Frito Bandito

at my bday pool party, we all got cardboard frito mustaches.
Posted by: concrete girl


Remember the Frito Bandito pencil eraser?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (Gjw1J)

387 >>>I just read part of a thread where 1000 people with pink hair are screaming at Frank Oz because he said Bert and Ernie are not gay.

The puppeteer who invented Big Bird is gay. Also the one that operated Elmo. So plenty of ghey behind the scenes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

388 Again with the sources and methods excuse. What if the sources and methods are illegal? The FBI and DOJ has the opportunity to give the unredacted documents to the oversight committee, which was their obligation. They refused. What other remedy is available to the citizens of the United States?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (v1udk)

389 I knew a Venezuelan back around Y2K, very cool guy, we were trying to do a deal that never happened.

Anyway, he told me that his father had been one of the Generals to overturn the dictatorship and usher in democracy. (I don't know enough Venezuelan history to know when that would have been).

So I said "wow, that's cool!".

And he said, "not so much, my father really regrets it now".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (fuK7c)

390 From Gateway Pundit:
Polish President Duda Tells US Reporters He Wants a New Permanent Military Base in Poland and Will Call it "Fort Trump"

Link in nic.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (xEuHL)

391 377 >>>Frito Bandito

at my bday pool party, we all got cardboard frito mustaches.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (1YQLC)

*points to free mustache rides hat*

Posted by: Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (5jVnA)

392 Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

She's asking for "a full investigation by law enforcement officials," but, of course, FBI doesn't investigate claims of sexual assault-even timely ones.
Gabriel Malor added,
Jake Tapper
@jaketapper

Ford wants FBI investigation before testifying @CNN https://cnn.it/2xyEHfA

Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

To be clear, guys, Kavanaugh has had FBI-led background investigations. These aren't criminal investigations like the one Ford is apparently calling for.

The idea that the FBI would investigate a high school sexual assault case-even if it were timely-is completely irregular.

Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

Also, it's completely unrealistic. Ford cannot say when or where the party occurred, but she wants the FBI to investigate it? Okay????
5:18 PM 18 Sep 2018

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (kO+z3)

393 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is
demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years...
Would they be compelled to do it?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)


--

You know it's pretty bad when even the FBI won't look into an accusation against an (R).

Seriously, though, I suspect they need jurisdiction. And somebody probably needs to be charged with something.

Well, and narrow the date down to something beyond "in the second 10% chunk of my life."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (PRfdc)

394
BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation.
Posted by: lowandslow


VOTE NOW!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

395 VOTE ON THURSDAY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:34 PM (9MKXa)

396 Socialism, is like a cake left out in the rain in the park, all melty and runny.

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:34 PM (j6KNi)

397 I sold a lot of horses to Venezuela. I'll bet they have all been eaten.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (jvss3)

398 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will
not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI
investigation.



Christine's Soros-paid advisors finally settled on a way not to publicly expose her as completely crazy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (XlbwU)

399 396. And i'll never find that recipe again!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (fA1SL)

400 As I said on another thread I bet they held a mock hearing and since she is obviously bat shit crazy she bombed. This is their way out and still able to slime Kavanaugh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (9MKXa)

401 The idea that the FBI would investigate a high school sexual assault case-even if it were timely-is completely irregular.

Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

Also, it's completely unrealistic. Ford cannot say when or where the party occurred, but she wants the FBI to investigate it? Okay????
5:18 PM 18 Sep 2018
Posted by: Trigger Warning


When you've lost Gabe Malor....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (Gjw1J)

402 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation and none of the children have to go to bed hungry.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (r/hsS)

403 Delaying tactic that (hopefully) won't work.

Posted by: JPV at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (T6elx)

404 Investigate what? Did she save a blue dress?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (9MKXa)

405 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (ye3s4)



And since the FBI has already said they won't look into it means the loon will claim she's an even bigger victim now. Probably dress up in a Handmaiden's get up and scream about the patriarchy. If she's not already doing that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

406 Let's just have the FBI investigate every kid that was at a party and will now be accused of sexual allegations by some girl or some woman 35 yrs. ago.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (hECVl)

407 Move the vote to Thursday.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (MAstk)

408 >> I sold a lot of horses to Venezuela. I'll bet they have all been eaten.


I am sure they made glue out of the less than edible parts, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (r/hsS)

409 #TotesNotNeverTrump hardest hit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

410 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years... Would they be compelled to do it?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)


Fine, agents should be on a plane now to interview her. If she screws up once prosecute for making 'false or misleading statements'. If she refuses to answer any question, even if they ask the same question five different ways, close investigation.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (1g7ch)

411 399 396. And i'll never find that recipe again!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (fA1SL)


Oh no!

Posted by: Venezuelans at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

412 Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a
mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around
declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.

--

This is what you call having a case of dumbassness.

Why, yes! Of course it's been tried by multiple kitchen over the course of multiple centuries. But dammit, it was just those silly bakers!

Jeezooie, it boggles my mind how much stupid is really out there.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (mQ0Mc)

413 Oh... If the FBI takes this up, and pumps this miasma into the air through the midterms... *types *deletes*

Especially considering that Mueller (supposedly) called a temporary armistice on MUH RUSSIANS, so as not to interfere with midterms.

They had better continue rebuffing this complaint.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (5aX2M)

414 Ford cannot say when or where the party occurred, but she wants the FBI to investigate it? Okay????
5:18 PM 18 Sep 2018
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (kO+z3)


Investigate? Like with a sloth?

*cackle, hic, shart*

Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (5jVnA)

415 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Sasquatch is located.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (1CjSZ)

416 This latest Christine Ford strategy came form the "Do Not Open Except In Case Of Disaster" envelope.

She wants to publicly air her claims except she won't go public with them.


At this point I think it's fair to question her sanity, and condemn the Democrats (especially Feinstein) for taking advantage of a loony tune for their own nefarious purposes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (XlbwU)

417 385
BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (ye3s4)

Well ain't that a motherfucker!

*evil grin*

Welp, we're done here. Let's vote!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (4ErVI)

418 Ford cannot say when or where the party occurred, but she wants the FBI to investigate it? Okay????

-
Geez. She narrowed it down to the East Coast!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

419 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until There is proof of life on Mars.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (1CjSZ)

420 A fucking nutziod professor with an agenda. Color me not surprised.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (jvss3)

421 411. I'm glad I'm not the ONLY one here with that particularly offensive tune taking uo valuable disk-space in the brain.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fA1SL)

422 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Ace puts up a level shelf.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (1CjSZ)

423 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday unless the FBI finds the Lindbergh Baby

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (r/hsS)

424 The puppeteer who invented Big Bird is gay. Also the one that operated Elmo. So plenty of ghey behind the scenes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)


Fucking Furries...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (1g7ch)

425 At this point I think it's fair to question her sanity, and condemn the Democrats (especially Feinstein) for taking advantage of a loony tune for their own nefarious purposes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (XlbwU)

REMOVE FEINSTEIN (from the Senate)

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (4ErVI)

426 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years... Would they be compelled to do it?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)


No, not unless someone caves. The FBI already said no when brought the letter. However, this is a nice confirmation for all of us who said the Dems are just trying to delay the SCOTUS pic until Trump is impeached.

Forevermore I expect we will hear that Kav was illegally confirmed without an FBI investigation. I take great umbrage at this naked attempt to circumvent our rule of law and destroy someone.

I see Obama's fingerprints all over this.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (yUPCi)

427 >> I sold a lot of horses to Venezuela. I'll bet they have all been eaten.

I am sure they made glue out of the less than edible parts, too.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (r/hsS)


Probably seriously eyeing the glue at the moment.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (y87Qq)

428 >>>Remember the Frito Bandito pencil eraser?

no, i wish i got one. i think my ma had to send away for the mustaches. i was 6 years old and i remember sneezing because it tickled and it got snotty. major bummer.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (1YQLC)

429 Newd

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (fuK7c)

430 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Stormy Daniels proves she's a virgin.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (1CjSZ)

431 A fucking nutziod professor with an agenda. Color me not surprised.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (jvss3)

Her "Attorney" is just as crazy and paprtisian...and I bet the Therapist is a real winner also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (9MKXa)

432 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will
not testify Monday, she will not testify until there's...World Peace!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (jDF8P)

433 As much as I think they should go back to voting on Thursday, I also think it would be good optics for the GOP of they hold the hearing on Monday and there's...an empty chair.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (MIvRT)

434 Dear FBI:

This little bitch down the street gave me a raspberry in 1978. It made me feel dirty. Please investigate this crime immediately.

Posted by: foot-stamping retard - go full retard or go home at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (H5knJ)

435 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out who let the dogs out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (4ErVI)

436 She wont testify because she made up the whole shit show. The FBI investigation stupidity is for the excuse for Dems to try to save face... but it is too late for that.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (Z48ZB)

437 The puppeteer who invented Big Bird is gay. Also the one that operated Elmo. So plenty of ghey behind the scenes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)



The one that operated Elmo was actually a pedo & fired.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (yUPCi)

438 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday unless Al Gore's 3rd Chakra is released.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (r/hsS)

439 >> I sold a lot of horses to Venezuela. I'll bet they have all been eaten.


I am sure they made glue out of the less than edible parts, too.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (r/hsS)
+++++
Glue to hold on their Frito Bandito Mustaches?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (2sCft)

440 421: It was a rare opportunity for me to use the same sock twice in a row.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

441 All units
All units
We have a report of a possible sexual assault occurring somewhere in Northern Virginia around 1982ish. 2 or 4 young men may be involved. Be advised.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (xEuHL)

442 Ford can't testify because she is a NPC.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (Lktpy)

443 This is their way out and still able to slime Kavanaugh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (9MKXa)


Challenge accepted.

Posted by: TGEOTUS at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (5jVnA)

444 she will not testify until There is proof of life on Mars.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (1CjSZ)



Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (SiINZ)

445 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday unless Al Gore's 3rd Chakra is released.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (r/hsS)

+++++
Isn't that equivalent to breaking the seventh seal? Holy Fucking Armageddon?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (2sCft)

446 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will

not testify Monday, she will not testify until there's...World Peace!


And, of course, harsher penalties for parole violators.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (XlbwU)

447 As much as I think they should go back to voting on Thursday, I also think it would be good optics for the GOP of they hold the hearing on Monday and there's...an empty chair.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (MIvRT)


I agree.

Who is this chick that she comes to the table with few facts then demands an FBI investigation? What hubris.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (yUPCi)

448 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out WHO WAS PHONE.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2018 08:43 PM (5jVnA)

449

BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will only talk to Judge Crater.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

450 422 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Ace puts up a level shelf.

Posted by: Marcus T


Case dismissed!

Posted by: The carpenter ants despairing in ace's brain at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (0ogQG)

451 JunieB here to decide the case against Kavanough.
Ask me.

Posted by: JunieB at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (Q+Oiy)

452 I'm a well placed lawyer in the admin

Posted by: JunieB at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (Q+Oiy)

WSJ: Questions Multiply About Blasey-Ford's Memory, and Motives

A couple of good points here:


The woman accusing Brett Kavanaugh of a drunken assault when both were teenagers has now come forward publicly, and on Monday it caused Republicans to delay a confirmation vote and schedule another public hearing. Yet there is no way to confirm her story after 36 years, and to let it stop Mr. Kavanaugh's confirmation would ratify what has all the earmarks of a calculated political ambush.


...

Ms. Ford concedes she told no one about it--not even a high school girl friend or family member--until 2012 when she told the story as part of couples therapy with her husband.

...

The Post reports that the therapist's notes from 2012 say there were four male assailants, but Ms. Ford says that was a mistake. Ms. Ford also can't recall in whose home the alleged assault took place, how she got there, or how she got home that evening.

...

The Post says Ms. Ford contacted the paper via a tip line in July but wanted to remain anonymous. She then brought her story to a Democratic official while still hoping to stay anonymous.

Yet she also then retained a lawyer, Debra Katz, who has a history of Democratic activism and spoke in public defense of Bill Clinton against the accusations by Paula Jones. Ms. Katz urged Ms. Ford to take a polygraph test. The Post says she passed the polygraph, though a polygraph merely shows that she believes the story she is telling.

The more relevant question is why go to such lengths if Ms. Ford really wanted her name to stay a secret? Even this weekend she could have chosen to remain anonymous. These are the actions of someone who was prepared to go public from the beginning if she had to.

...


It would also be a serious injustice to a man who has by all accounts other than Ms. Ford's led a life of respect for women and the law. Every #MeToo miscreant is a repeat offender. The accusation against Mr. Kavanaugh is behavior manifested nowhere else in his life.

The WSJ's editors suggest this is all just a failure of memory, trying to avoid the inevitable claim that "you're smearing a victim."

But that's the very question that needs to be resolved first --whether she is in fact a victim. If she's not a victim, you can't just say "You're smearing a victim." That's begging the question, using the very claim that is in need of proving to help prove itself.

Meanwhile, Dianne Feinstein offers a ringing endorsement of Blasey-Ford's shaky powers of recollection, saying she cannot attest that everything Ford says is truthful:


Well I'm sold.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:34 PM




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1 Oh good, no penis measurements

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (T4oHT)

2 I hope Kavanaugh punishes these turds for decades.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

3 Progressivism 101:
Question nothing!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (JFO2v)

4

#1 Question:

Why did you delete your entire internet presence?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (8jjJt)

5 What a shitshow.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (//voU)

6 Blake Lively would be more fun to talk about.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (xJa6I)

7 "I can't say everything is truthful"
Well, that's good enough to ruin a supreme court nominee
Case closed.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (UFgOG)

8 When you've lost Dianne Feinstein...

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (yL25O)

9 Push it... push it real hard Dems.

The recoil will be a bitch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (iiixZ)

10 Boom. I think it's over.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (iYaJJ)

11 She's nuts.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (mCMQ5)

12 6 Blake Lively would be more fun to talk about.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (xJa6I)

...

I think you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (yL25O)

13 Oh fine, Blasey-Ford is a lying clut.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (xJa6I)

14 What Matriarchy?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (Lktpy)

15
Howie Carr believes they have another one waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (8jjJt)

16 I will never forget the name: "Senator Donald McSomething-something"

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (AkTSb)

17 12 6 Blake Lively would be more fun to talk about.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (xJa6I)

...

I think you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (yL25O)

Funny, that's what she said.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (xJa6I)

18 Move the vote back as planned.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (0sLaM)

19 Greetings:

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Sexual Party ???

Posted by: 11B40 at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (evgyj)

20 But that's the very question that needs to be resolved first --whether she is in fact a victim. If she's not a victim, you can't just say "You're smearing a victim."
---
We have very strong bootstraps.

Posted by: The DNC at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (vDqXW)

21 10 Boom. I think it's over.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (iYaJJ)



If Feinstein said that it pretty much has to be.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (NLLmE)

22 I was sexually attacked several years ago in a house, or maybe outside, by a sitting democrat Senator or Federal Judge, but I can't remember exactly which one.

They must all resign immediately or they advocating genocide and literally killing puppies.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (jp0Bv)

23 It's a post from 4 minutes in the future!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (r/hsS)

24 as with the dossier, it is mostly true ... except for the names of the people and the actual events. But somewhere, women are peeing on beds, you can't deny that ... you doubter you. And there is a place called Moscow ... are you denying that too, hater? /s

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (Cus5s)

25 White Sharia when?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (Lktpy)

26 With millions of insane leftist women out there finding a few to make false accusations is not hard.Plausible false accusations?That is another story.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (mCMQ5)

27 OT but wanted to respond:

375 Sorry about this bonhomme, but fuck the Seahawks with a red hot poker.

Sports rivalry doesn't get me angry. You could say this to my face and I'd just smile and ask who your team was.

Was it Richard Sherman or maybe the 12th man crowd that got you fired up?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (9qZ3S)

Actually, no. The Seahawks happen to be the team of someone I absolutely despise and hope is consigned to the most excruciating tortures of hell. So it really has nothing to do with sports per se.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

28 Occams razor say she be a lying sack o shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (epDn1)

29 Kav should get up there and to every question read 50 shades of gray

her hot pink softness glistened in the moonlight

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

30 The thing that pisses me off is that in all these pieces, they fail to mention that in her 2012 therapy session, SHE DID NOT SPECIFICALLY NAME KAVANAUGH OR JUDGE as the attackers... She could have been recounting a completely different incident, omitting specific names in order to allow her the greatest flexibility to apply her "proof" to **ANY** Republican nominee that might fit the bill...

Posted by: I smell something rotten at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (IBt/r)

31
Boom. I think it's over


Except in the fevered imaginations of the far left. Type "Kavanaugh us a rapist" into your search engine and watch the explosions going off all over the internet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (XlbwU)

32 The important thing is that we validate her emotional response to her feelings that she was (almost) raped.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (r/hsS)

33 I cannot understand why nobody is focusing on the content of her claims. Mind you they're incredibly vague, but "two guys with a radio loud tried to touch my naughty no-no bits" isn't much of a story to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (39g3+)

34 I remember everything in my life that has had a great impact on me - as young as 3 years old when I had to have my stomach pumped after eating a whole box of Ex-Lax. It was Wiesbaden Germany at the USAF hospital and they wrapped sheets around me tightly to hold me down for the procedure. I remember crying as they pushed my parents out of the room. I've been claustrophobic ever since.

Posted by: cheri at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (oiNtH)

35
2nd link.
404.
Sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (ctuyM)

36 1
Oh good, no penis measurements

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (T4oHT)
-----------------

That would involve math, and as Morons know, there is no math at AoS.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (UsCnO)

37 28 Occams razor say she be a lying sack o shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (epDn1)



Well...there's that too.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (NLLmE)

38 I want to remain anonymous. Therefore I will give this letter to a Democratic operative, notify a Senator, hire a lawyer and take a polygraph. But this is all 'just between friends.



Sounds legit.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

39 The Post says she passed the polygraph, though a polygraph merely shows that she believes the story she is telling.

I don't believe it shows any such thing.

Posted by: Just the Punchline! at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

40 was anybody drunk at the time? if so, it's all good.


shit ted "lion of the senate" kennedy said.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (KP5rU)

41

The anonymous accusation was supposed to be enough.

But they were prepared if it was not, e.g., the lie detector, the therapist notes, etc.

They didn't believe it would come to open testimony. But they planned on using that, too, for a delay.

PLUS, they were hoping to goad President Trump into talking shit about the fake victim. And that would've sealed the deal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (8jjJt)

42 Of course she wasn't going to remain anonymous. Anonymous people can't receive the patented multimillion dollar book deal payoff freshly laundered by the DNC.

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (uEbPt)

43 3
Progressivism 101:

Question nothing!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (JFO2v)
----------------------

Except what is between your legs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (UsCnO)

44 I like that Ace quoted Chad Pergram who heard from Connor Marley who heard from Dianne Feinstein who thinks that Ford might be a little foggy about the Bret Kavanaugh thing.

Airtight, that Game-of-Telephone case.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (f6lTY)

45 25 White Sharia when?
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (Lktpy)

Started about fall 98 with hill and carville.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

46 This would be good fodder for an 'I want to believe' Meme.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (r/hsS)

47 *waves to ace in the future*

You know, the last time I did the whole look something happened to her and she's making this up to cover a psychotic break was Jackie Coakley and fuck doing that ever again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (dEQP3)

48 Here's a question for Prof. Cray-Cray: Do you own a pink p*ssy hat, and have you ever attended a NeverTrump event?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

49 Supposedly only DiFi and one other person knew of who Ford was when this letter was forward to the FBI, yet lo and behold it got out to the press

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (T4oHT)

50 Hold. The. Fucking. Vote. Thursday.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (SRarZ)

51 Can we not talk about penises for a bit?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (2sCft)

52 Bring back the 4 rye witnesss rule.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (Lktpy)

53 50 Hold. The. Fucking. Vote. Thursday.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (SRarZ)

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (xJa6I)

54 Boom. I think it's over.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (iYaJJ)


Somebody better notify Rusty Nail and neverskankles.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (lwiT4)

55
Remember: the entire point of the fake accuser was to peel off 3 or 4 R's OR delay the vote indefinitely.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (8jjJt)

56 I'm sorry, this woman needs to be destroyed.

We simply cannot allow Democrats to napalm our candidates and our nominees like this.

What is going on is as antithetical to justice and fairness as can be imagined.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (kT3/m)

57 Just a coincidence that the accuser is a radical SJW who has marched in protests wearing a pussy hat. What are the chances?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

58
Dammit. I've been getting seriously willowed the last few weeks. Even worse, the willowed comment was lacking mention of penis while posted on the Penis Thread.

The mind is slowing with age. Ahhh, to be 28 once again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (eXA4G)

59 Every reasonable person sees a political hit job.
Every newscaster sees a victim.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (wFDuq)

60 We have very strong bootstraps.

Posted by: The DNC at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (vDqXW)


Those aren't bootstraps, they are stirrups.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)

61 >>Can we not talk about penises for a bit?


OK. Old Man Balls it is.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (r/hsS)

62 I was molested by a teenage boy when I was nine at a public pool. I can tell you who did it, name some of the kids who were present and some of the lifeguards, the time of year but not the exact date. I can tell you how I got to the pool and how I got home. I never told anyone until I was well into adulthood. My story has never changed. This was 33 years ago. I am judging this woman.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (1uG1d)

63 The Seahawks happen to be the team of someone I absolutely despise and hope is consigned to the most excruciating tortures of hell. So it really has nothing to do with sports per se.

Makes sense. I can't stand a few songs because they remind me of people I don't like.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (9qZ3S)

64 So her attorney defended Billy Jeff against the women he raped?

Nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

65 Except what is between your legs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (UsCnO)

is that a denis or a pagina?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

66 I don't believe it shows any such thing.

Posted by: Just the Punchline! at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

Agreed.

All it shows is that she either knows how to fool a polygraph, the operator didn't do a good job, she believes her own story, or polygraphs are shit.

So...pretty much nothing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (wYseH)

67 Except in the fevered imaginations of the far left. Type "Kavanaugh us a rapist" into your search engine and watch the explosions going off all over the internet.

Yawn. They'll be yelling about something else in two days. This stuff seems loud because of a lot of bots and echo chambers, but its never with any substance. Small loud number repeating themselves doesn't add up to much of a cultural movement. Social media is an amplifier for loudmouths, but doesn't really represent reality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)

68 The value of Ford's tell all book deal is declining quickly.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (Cus5s)

69 Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater.

Ford can't remember basic facts pertaining to traumatic life events.

COINCIDENCE?

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (uEbPt)

70 Motion: to engrave the downstream side of the Hoover Dam with pharaonic-style reliefs of GEOTUS Trump smiting his enemies in traditional Dynastic Egyptian style.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (fA1SL)

71

btw, you hear about this evil daycare lady in Texas?

Holy cats, what a witch.

Texas should cut off her head, put it on a spike as a warning for anyone else who ever even think about doing what she did.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (8jjJt)

72 MGM HD has Running on Empty on tonight,movie basically about Bill Ayers and his bitch wife.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (mCMQ5)

73 Except in the fevered imaginations of the far left. Type "Kavanaugh us a rapist" into your search engine and watch the explosions going off all over the internet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (XlbwU)

Who cares what those noodle armed faggots say?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (4ErVI)

74 I was molested by a teenage boy when I was nine at a
public pool. I can tell you who did it, name some of the kids who were
present and some of the lifeguards, the time of year but not the exact
date. I can tell you how I got to the pool and how I got home. I never
told anyone until I was well into adulthood. My story has never changed.
This was 33 years ago. I am judging this woman.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (1uG1d)


G-d bless you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

75 Here's a question for Prof. Cray-Cray: Do you own a pink p*ssy hat, and have you ever attended a NeverTrump event?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
---------

I believe she does, and she did. I can't remember exactly where I saw it, but I definitely saw it, yesterday I believe.

And my story already had more credibility than here.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (C1PQi)

76 Somebody better notify Rusty Nail and neverskankles.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (lwiT4)

Don't forget everyone's favorite crepe-hanging concern troll, "Brian in New Orleans"

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (UFgOG)

77 Howie Carr believes they have another one waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (8jjJt)



I predicted on BC and I's podcast, now with extra swearing!, that there will be 3 - 5 more "victims" by Friday.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (dEQP3)

78 51 Can we not talk about penises for a bit?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (2sCft)

not talking bout penises
not talking bout penises

ok

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

79 My story has never changed. This was 33 years ago. I am judging this woman.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (1uG1d)

Yes, but you aren't a political operative.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (wYseH)

80 This was 33 years ago. I am judging this woman.

OK now from what you've been told, what you know about her claim... does what she's saying come remotely even close to what you went through?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (39g3+)

81 33
I cannot understand why nobody is focusing on the content of her claims.
Mind you they're incredibly vague, but "two guys with a radio loud
tried to touch my naughty no-no bits" isn't much of a story to begin
with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (39g3+)

Give it time Chris it'll get better.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (O5bec)

82 The value of Ford's tell all book deal is declining quickly.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (Cus5s)

The great thing about a book advance is it doesn't matter how much or little the book sells.

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (uEbPt)

83

Polygraphs are for tv and movies.

Law enforcement uses it to SCARE people into getting nervous. It's a sham.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (8jjJt)

84 I can't type, sorry. My story has more credibility than hers.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (C1PQi)

85 If there are only five people at this supposed party, and three of them are in the Rape Room, why turn up the music?

That seems like a 'glass table' detail of over embellishment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

86 "...until 2012 when she told the story as part of couples therapy with her husband."
............

after he accused her of giving him gonorrhea?

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (HgMAr)

87 "All it shows is that she either knows how to fool a
polygraph, the operator didn't do a good job, she believes her own
story, or polygraphs are shit. So...pretty much nothing. Posted by cbd
or the operator gave them exactly the results they paid for, as ace noted the other day.


Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (Cus5s)

88 Those aren't bootstraps, they are stirrups.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)

Those aren't stirrups, those are ear testicles.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (5jVnA)

89 69 Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater.

Ford can't remember basic facts pertaining to traumatic life events.

COINCIDENCE?

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (uEbPt)

So Kavanaugh was an unindicted co-conspirator in Lincoln's assassination?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (4ErVI)

90 The woman is clearly a nut job who has a 36 year old encounter with a penis on the brain.

Who's penis we will never know and neither does she.

But she will track it down, oh yes she will.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (EoRCO)

91 Poland wants to establish a permanent US military presence in their country, and have offered us $2 billion in land acquisition help, construction and other subsidies. Maybe we could locate up north, right next to Kaliningrad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (XlbwU)

92 I accuse Ford of being a liar.

There. I don't need any evidence. The accusation is enough, under the new rules. Right?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

93 The country is unworkable. Time for the break. I'm not supposed to hate, but it's REALLY hard to ignore bald-faced hyprocritical lying because they can't win any argument based on facts.

Enough.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (HrXHr)

94 there will be 3 - 5 more "victims" by Friday.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (dEQP3)

Then Kavanaugh is sunk, unless the Democrats haven't done a better job of preparing the "victims."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (wYseH)

95 Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (1uG1d)



I am so glad you are here.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (lwiT4)

96 54. Ahem. Thats '#TotesNotTroll', aka - Nostra-fucking-damus.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL)

97 Was the penis wearing judges robes?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (O5bec)

98 Howie Carr believes they have another one waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Soothsayer


After this bullshit catastrophe? Not hardly. Not if they know what's good for them. At some point, someone is going to have to go to jail.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (Gjw1J)

99 Who cares what those noodle armed faggots say?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM


You talking to me?

Posted by: David "Camera" Hogg at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (ctuyM)

100 Fire, its the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (Lktpy)

101 where's comrade? how's my nike stock doing? is he screwing mary cloggensteins cats again?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (KP5rU)

102 Your own personal penis
Something that's always there
Something that cares

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

103
I predicted on BC and I's podcast, now with extra swearing!, that there will be 3 - 5 more "victims" by Friday.

Plus lots more "details" will be discovered, much like D ballots.

"If you give a Democrat enough time to screw you over, they will."
--Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (8jjJt)

104 Trump lifted the armrest on my plane and groped me. Except planes didn't have moveable armrests back then. That's the thing about a detailed story...

Does she remember what song it was? That's the question I'd ask just to watch her freeze.

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (uEbPt)

105 No good deed, I'm so sorry that happened to you.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (C1PQi)

106 I for one an throughly convinced by this poor womans vivid memory of that fateful event and the fact the SJWs at Google are blackmailing me with my shemale pr0n addiction.

Posted by: Jeff Flake 2020 at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (aqpW6)

107 OK. Old Man Balls it is.
======

Fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Ali Watkins at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (//voU)

108 Welp, Anita Hill has crawled out from whatever rock she's been lurking under.

I've said this before, a dear friend of ours is a cousin of Clarence Thomas, and Thomas was born three miles from where I'm sitting right now (Pin Point, GA).


Anita Hill wanted to bring down a strong, conservative black man who felt uppity enough to marry a white woman.

Hell hath no fury.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

109 A little bit more realistic Texas Senate poll is out, showing Cruz up by 9. Just like with Wendy Davis, as we get closer and closer to the election, the pollsters are going to get closer and closer to the final result and say "oh the polls shifted! " rather than saying "yeah we blatantly lied at the beginning but felt like we could save our reputations if we showed everything changing at the last minute."

But there's an internal number here that upends the entire Dem's theory of taking over Texas - their entire idea is that Beto will go all Mexican, all in favor of illegals and open borders, and he will get 95% of the Hispanic vote, which mathematically would be enough for him to win.

But this poll is breaking down with Hispanic voters, 55% Beto, 45% Cruz. Combine that with Cruz's 80% of the white vote, and Beto's got no chance.

(psst - a secret that Dems don't realize yet about the Texas race - they forgot to put a black face on the ballot, so black voters are saying they're gonna vote for Beto, but very few them are going to show up to vote at all in November. Happens here every time Dems forget to put a black face on the ballot)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (k1TUh)

110 "What is your name?"

"Ms. Doctor Professor Blasey-Ford"

PASS!!

Posted by: The WaPo Polygraph Office at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (iYaJJ)

111 You talking to me?
Posted by: David "Camera" Hogg


Tell us more about how Canada should interfere in the US elections while condemning Russia for interfering with the US elections.

Whatta maroon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)

112 I cannot understand why nobody is focusing on the content of her claims.
Mind you they're incredibly vague, but "two guys with a radio loud
tried to touch my naughty no-no bits" isn't much of a story to begin
with.


Because only vague claims rise to the level of 'No Supreme Court For You!'


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

113 The Post reports that the therapist's notes from 2012 say there were four male assailants, but Ms. Ford says that was a mistake. Ms. Ford also can't recall in whose home the alleged assault took place, how she got there, or how she got home that evening.


I've had more coherent hallucinations on acid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (Mouru)

114 does what she's saying come remotely even close to what you went through?

No, there is nothing vague in my recollection. The only thing is I was too young and scared to say anything.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (1uG1d)

115
This is what the "Resistance" looks like. This is it.

They will do and say anything to stop President Trump.

Anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (8jjJt)

116 I remember being abducted by aliens but I don't know what year or exactly where but I do remember I had a burger and fries that day , no onion on the burger. And it was a little over done.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (2DOZq)

117 Howie Carr believes they have another one waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (8jjJt)


I've been expecting the curtain drop on another one too, but my bet is Christine Ford is their best shot. The next one is going to be an even thinner story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (XlbwU)

118 I accuse Ford of being a liar.

There. I don't need any evidence. The accusation is enough, under the new rules. Right?
Posted by: rickl


I want to know why her daddy repeatedly raped her momma.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (Gjw1J)

119 >>>Happens here every time Dems forget to put a black face on the ballot)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (k1TUh)
_________
We volunteer for Blackface!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal & Shaun King at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (aqpW6)

120 She is a NPC!

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (Lktpy)

121 Howie Carr believes they have another one waiting in the wings.

'Okay, that last one was bullshit, but this one's TOTES REAL!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

122 It was never to get this far.


The goal was to have it remain anonymous, for the whisper campaign / rumors to grow so red state Dems could vote no and point to said whisper campaign / rumors.


Once the crazies found out that Feinstien might have something to null this appointment, the crazies crazied. Once that happened, DiFi had not choice because crazy De Leon - her general election opponent - would have used it against her.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (q1VoB)

123 "Psychology professor." Did we even need to know anything else about her?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (Mouru)

124 I think the Dems are worried they stepped in it. They thought the Republicans would simply fold and Kavanaugh would have his nomination withdrawn. Instead, by asking for a hearing, they face the possibility that the accuser is going to be shown for the fraud/nutcase she is.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (J70i0)

125 91 Poland wants to establish a permanent US military presence in their country, and have offered us $2 billion in land acquisition help, construction and other subsidies. Maybe we could locate up north, right next to Kaliningrad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (XlbwU)

Liberate Konnigsberg.

Deus Vult.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (xJa6I)

126 120. * fistbump *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (fA1SL)

127 The preferred plural of penis is penes.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Style Guide Copy Editor, Plurals Division (except for Prii) at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (ctuyM)

128 Reality check. Even in the best case scenario, we can't split this country up. It will be like Israel living next to Iran. A nuclear Iran.

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

129 92
I accuse Ford of being a liar.



There. I don't need any evidence. The accusation is enough, under the new rules. Right?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

You should embellish a bit. The charge is not serious enough to warrant feigned concern for process and justice.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (5jVnA)

130 It's amazing that she went to "therapy" in 2012 riiiight about the time an article came out listing Gorsuch and Kavanaugh as likely Romney SCOTUS picks. Hmmmm, Did she recognize names from High School and "remember" this "assault" without names or dates...only the Private school they both attended 2 years apart and the general area i.e. Bethesda. Inquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (eiZez)

131 Then, fucking censure Feinstein and figure out how to remove her from office. Make her and Ford pay dearly for this. Make it so the lying scumfucking Democrats never, ever think about doing something like this again.

(yes, I know, it won't happen, but it is nice to dream)

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (SRarZ)

132
Well, supposebly she already has "two friends" who say she told them about Kavanaugh.

Tomorrow, she'll have 5 friends who will say it. And so on.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (8jjJt)

133 I will never, ever consider voting for a democrat again. Never.

Posted by: WILLIAM PITCHER at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (QqfF+)

134 Ballsey who?

What?

Where's my oatmeal?


Why are my pants wet?

Posted by: DiFi at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (9dzlp)

135 128. There is another way.

https://youtu.be/0kdC601wt_4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

136 Says Ford "is a woman that has been, I think, profoundly impacted, on this..I can't say that everything is truthful. I don't know."

Impacted ... by what? Mental illness?

"I can't say that everything is truthful. I don't know."

Preparing the battle space for when Ford is discredited:

"Don't blame me. I told you I couldn't say that everything is truthful, and that I didn't know. I was just bringing her forward to tell her story. I never said I believed it."

Snake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

137 Trump lifted the armrest on my plane and groped me. Except planes didn't have moveable armrests back then. That's the thing about a detailed story...

Does she remember what song it was? That's the question I'd ask just to watch her freeze.
Posted by: Mega


Muskrat Love.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (Gjw1J)

138 The WSJ has a pay wall about $500 tall, Ace, so thanks for the large clips.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (9r90/)

139 And six past FIB investigations of him for other positions ever found any such similar accusations let alone evidence of guilt.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (Evws/)

140
Are we not talking about penis now? Or referring to penis?

If the HQ management doesn't want us to mention penis, I think it's our duty as Hordelings to obey the directive prohibiting penis references. Even if you're struggling with the urge to mention penis, stay strong and resist the penis temptation.

And no Shep! penis temptation jokes. About penis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (eXA4G)

141 If there are five people at the party,

and three are in the rape room,

she must've known at least ONE of the people not in the rape room, right? Somebody invited her, right?

So who were they?

Can they verify ANY of this BS?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

142 132
Well, supposebly she already has "two friends" who say she told them about Kavanaugh.

Tomorrow, she'll have 5 friends who will say it. And so on.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (8jjJt)

It's the Amway of rape accusations.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

143 (psst - a secret that Dems don't realize yet about
the Texas race - they forgot to put a black face on the ballot, so black
voters are saying they're gonna vote for Beto, but very few them are
going to show up to vote at all in November. Happens here every time
Dems forget to put a black face on the ballot)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (k1TUh)


---

It's going to be hilarious when it comes out that they didn't go vote because they figured "Beto" was hispanic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (PRfdc)

144 65
Except what is between your legs.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (UsCnO)



is that a denis or a pagina?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

it is easy for males and females to know just by a quick look, but pity the other 47 genders. Now do you understand why so many universities have created programs to study this important topic?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO)

145 You should embellish a bit. The charge is not serious enough to warrant feigned concern for process and justice."

And you phrased it completely wrong. You have to say "As someone who identifies as a transgender black woman from Wakanda, I accuse..."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 06:43 PM (k1TUh)

146 Howie Carr believes they have another one waiting in the wings.
'Okay, that last one was bullshit, but this one's TOTES REAL!'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

Sooooo...I have to light my hair on fire again?

Damn.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:43 PM (EoRCO)

147 Kavanaugh was not named in the shrinks released notes. Just some guy humping her. If a high profile individual like Kavanaugh was the accused, Ford would have named him in therapy

Posted by: Redenzo at September 18, 2018 06:43 PM (14qvS)

148 Poland wants to establish a permanent US military
presence in their country, and have offered us $2 billion in land
acquisition help, construction and other subsidies. Maybe we could
locate up north, right next to Kaliningrad.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (XlbwU)

Take them up on is ASAP. Love Poland, screw Germany...and Merkel.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 06:43 PM (eiZez)

149 Credible accusations my ass...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

150 So isn't there something about putting her in a tank of water and see if she floats to determine if shes telling the truth? that would be cool. but which is it? Float or no float = truth?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (O5bec)

151 Seriously though. DiFi just said yeah it's probably bullshit, but Fuck Yeah damn the potatos.



This might actually take a senator down with them.



She's prolly thinking, thanks a lot Schumer.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (9dzlp)

152 Anne Hathaway's butthole has been "profoundly impacted" as well. Doesn't mean it is grounds to stop Kavanaugh.

Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (pqiDD)

153 nothing the crazy professor describes even rises to the level of fraternity intitiation.


the things I have seen and done.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (MTjB1)

154 Okay, Y5, I'm here! =P and you're right about AR/AK. I am drinking coffee (seldom do), and I think I'm wired and wasn't thinking!
It was for 5 years as well, here's the article:
fxn.ws/2DaHxNZ
Do I get a present or participation trophy because I showed up? =)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (Gim9y)

155 Did she recognize names from High School and "remember" this "assault" without names or dates...only the Private school they both attended 2 years apart and the general area i.e. Bethesda. Inquiring minds want to know...
Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (eiZez)
----------

Timon, they didn't even go to the same school. She went to a private all-girls school and he went to a Catholic all-boys school.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (C1PQi)

156 Well, supposebly she already has "two friends" who say she told them about Kavanaugh.

When? 2013? What details?

Still hearsay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

157 Muskrat Love.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (Gjw1J)



The 'America' version, or the later one by Captain and Tenille? This would help with nailing a date.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (lwiT4)

158 Alright you want to know about big D. I'm in the 99th percentile for length and girth. Until recently I had to special order condoms from Europe to get around the FDA maximum size condom rules which were recently relaxed.

AMA

Posted by: Mysterious Challenger at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (aqpW6)

159 11 She's nuts.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (mCMQ5)


That's my take, in the total absence of any hard evidence.

Somewhere Haven Monaghan is chuckling ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

160 but Fuck Yeah damn the potatos.

---

This is my new favorite phrase.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (PRfdc)

161 If there are five people at the party,

and three are in the rape room,



Five people is a "get together", not a party.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (Gjw1J)

162
Shouldn't we ask Bernie Sanders, who is an Expert on Women's Rape Fantasies, his opinion on this?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (8jjJt)

163 Unlike the plight of the American worker, the power of the Senate Majority Lader is something Mitch McConnell obviously gives a fuck about. He was willing to get Doug Jones elected to keep it, and I think he will put Feinstein in jail for espionage before letting this farce sink Kavanaugh.

Will it be enough? Let's see. Hope so, but he is lifting against a lot of crazy.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (zaKqb)

164 148. Future Headline: 'Russia, Poland, USA in Surprise Attack in Germany'
subhead
Joint Statement reads 'Because Fuck Fritz'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

165 Donald Trump made the Racist OK Symbol With His Penis

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headlines Today at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (jp0Bv)

166 penis beavis. beavis penis. penis, beavis, uranus. do i have this shit right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (KP5rU)

167 If the HQ management doesn't want us to mention penis, I think it's our duty as Hordelings to obey the directive prohibiting penis references. Even if you're struggling with the urge to mention penis, stay strong and resist the penis temptation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM


For the non-Norwegians amongst The Horde,
the pen is mightier than the fjord.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Style Guide Copy Editor, Plurals Division (except for Prii) at September 18, 2018 06:45 PM (ctuyM)

168 It will be like Israel living next to Iran. A nuclear Iran.

Check your map.

All the nukes are in red states except the sub base at Bremerton. Easy enough to take that.

Plus all those dipshits think nukes are icky.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (HrXHr)

169 *Every #MeToo miscreant is a repeat offender.*

And a flaming Liberal Democrat! Maybe they are tired of winning?

And let me get this straight - she didn't mention this experience to the girl she was WITH at the party? And whose NAME she cannot remember?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (kbKN+)

170 69 Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater.

Ford can't remember basic facts pertaining to traumatic life events.

COINCIDENCE?
Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (uEbPt)

She Dodge a bullet I think. Kav tried to Ram her but she Escape. To much beer, his dick was Nova. She is hoping for Ranger to ride to her Rescue. She was thinking Mercury Marquis De Sade but alas did not even get Probe.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

171 It was Brett Kavanaugh in the billiard room with the candlestick!

Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (pqiDD)

172 Poland wants to establish a permanent US military presence in their country, and have offered us $2 billion in land acquisition help, construction and other subsidies. Maybe we could locate up north, right next to Kaliningrad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (XlbwU)


This fascinates me. Poland is actively preparing for battle. They are unhappy with the EU, the forced migrant invasion, and obviously Russia. Smart to pull in the USA stat.

Bery, bery interesting.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (yUPCi)

173 The 'America' version, or the later one by Captain and Tenille? This would help with nailing a date.

Nailing a date is what got Kavanaugh in this mess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

174 I'm kind of surprised we din't have a thread about Trumps penis...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (O2RFr)

175 135 128. There is another way.

https://youtu.be/0kdC601wt_4
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

Subscribed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (xJa6I)

176

Any word on what Justice Kennedy thinks about how the Left is DESTROYING his former clerk?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (8jjJt)

177 92
I accuse Ford of being a liar.



There. I don't need any evidence. The accusation is enough, under the new rules. Right?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

Yes! And you thought that making shit up out of thin air with zero evidence and slandering people for life was going to be difficult.
Silly you! See, even more fun when the slanderer becomes the slanderee!

Or you can go old school and just call her a lying bitch.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (UsCnO)

178 128 Reality check. Even in the best case scenario, we can't split this country up. It will be like Israel living next to Iran. A nuclear Iran.
Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

I disagree because I'd rather that than a Civil War or continuing down this road of one step forward two steps back.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (2DOZq)

179 174 I'm kind of surprised we din't have a thread about Trumps penis...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 06:46 PM (O2RFr)

It would go long.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (xJa6I)

180 152
Anne Hathaway's butthole has been "profoundly impacted" as well. Doesn't mean it is grounds to stop Kavanaugh.


Maybe I was there, maybe I wasn't. I can't really remember.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (T6t7i)

181 So who were they?

Can they verify ANY of this BS?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

The other guy was Haven Monahan. Swearsies...

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (eiZez)

182 This might actually take a senator down with them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (9dzlp)


It just might. If she's backwatering now, she's worried that this whole thing might blow up in her face.

Kevin de Wetback must be laughing his ass off. Oh, excuse me, make that Senator de Wetback.

God help California. Kameltoe and de Wetback. Good God.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

183 Does she remember what song it was? That's the question I'd ask just to watch her freeze.
Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (uEbPt)
--------

Someone said yesterday that it was the theme to St. Elmo's Fire, which didn't come out until after the time frame she gave, but I don't know exactly where that came from.

Again, my story has more credibility than hers.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (C1PQi)

184 No Good Deed - awful. So sorry that this happened to you.

Posted by: cheri at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (oiNtH)

185 The important thing is that we validate her emotional response to her feelings that she was (almost) raped.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (r/hsS)


Let's not take our eyes off the balls.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (QLvwG)

186 150. Such methods are obsolete and superstitious. Nowadays, we use the candiru tank.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)

187
OK. Old Man Balls it is.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (r/hsS)

Wasn't there a song about that?

Oh wait, that was Old Man River.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:48 PM (UsCnO)

188 I submit that Ford has had so much DWI (Dick While Intoxicated) there's no possible way she can single out any particular encounter.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

189 183 Oddly enough that movie is on tonight too,it is from 1985.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:48 PM (mCMQ5)

190 it is easy for males and females to know just by a quick look, but pity the other 47 genders. Now do you understand why so many universities have created programs to study this important topic?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO)

My dad tells story I came out of womens restaurant check my junk
he pointed to sign womens!
I said I cant read
I was about 5

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:48 PM (JFO2v)

191 Geez, I'm assuming Ford is lying. Is that a hate crime now? Is evidence a hate crime now? Surely guilt beyond a reasonable doubt is just like the Holocaust now.

Destroy these motherfuckers.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 18, 2018 06:48 PM (N208c)

192 I want Kavanaugh to just make a one sentence statement: That never happened.

And keep repeating it.

Booker's head will explode.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2018 06:48 PM (HrXHr)

193 Didn't someone mention earlier that the date range appears to be so that they could apply the accusation to either Gorsuch or Kavanaugh as needed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:48 PM (PRfdc)

194 121
Howie Carr believes they have another one waiting in the wings.

'Okay, that last one was bullshit, but this one's TOTES REAL!'


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (oVJmc)


I rate the odds of them have a deeper game than Ballsy at 25%. That DiFi comment was a huge tell.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:49 PM (9dzlp)

195 38 I want to remain anonymous. Therefore I will give this letter to a Democratic operative, notify a Senator, hire a lawyer and take a polygraph. But this is all 'just between friends.
_________________

She also contacted the WaPo in July.

Because nothing says "I want to be anonymous" like taking your story to the media.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 06:49 PM (fqUgw)

196 I'm just wondering the last time a Republican president's SCOTUS nominee sailed through on an overwhelming vote like Ruth Bader-Meinhoff, of ACLU fame, did with her 96-3 squeaker. How many Democrat president's SCOTUS nominees had to be pulled in the last fifty or so years compared with a Republican president's pulled nominees?

The shit going on with the Senate now is the main reason I want the 17th Amendment repealed. That amendment has done more damage to Federalism, the basis for our Republic, than any other law.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8lsuS)

197 And 500 quatloos to ace for correct use of "beg the question".

Posted by: Board for Lost Causes in English Usage at September 18, 2018 06:49 PM (QDnY+)

198 The important thing is that we validate her emotional response to her feelings that she was (almost) raped.



Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (r/hsS)

---

We will find out that she had a dream that she was almost raped.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:49 PM (PRfdc)

199 Sooner or later there will be a picture of her in a handmaiden's costume.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:49 PM (9dzlp)

200 Smart to pull in the USA stat.



Bery, bery interesting.


Smart on their part, sure. Smart on ours? I don't know. Are you willing to have your loved ones die for Poland? The Brits and French did that, and it nearly cost them everything.

Oh, WTH. Let's DO IT!!!

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (T6t7i)

201 Can they verify ANY of this BS?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (oVJmc)
---
That would be mean.

Posted by: Mazie Horono at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (vDqXW)

202 Was Senator Feinstein's Chinese agent the Limo driver to and from this so-called party? Did he buy the beer for these underage crazies?

Some might enquire...

Posted by: dc at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (u0crE)

203 nothing the crazy professor describes even rises to the level of fraternity intitiation.


I find this statement very disturbing and objectionable. Thank God the Frats I partied with did not see assualting woman as a badge of honor.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (yUPCi)

204 Now the Democrats want to drag Mark Judge into the hearing. Sadly, it seems hes now a writer who has written extensively about drunken high school parties, often thrown in conjunction with two nearby girls schools. Apparently these guys and girls had great high school parties, so Democrats want to make Judge detail that scene in detail before Ford ever has to talk.

Not much of a strategy, but that's what they've got.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (XlbwU)

205 Seriously, this thing is becoming more and more obvious bullshit by the hour. Grassley needs to hold the vote. Now. Before something else blows up.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (SRarZ)

206 I'm still looking at the astonishing idiocy that's in the Matthew Dowd tweet Ace posted two Ace-posts ago:

"She has nothing to gain," he declared, on no basis at all, "and everything to lose." I have no words for that.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (IIoSq)

207 188 I submit that Ford has had so much DWI (Dick While Intoxicated) there's no possible way she can single out any particular encounter.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

We call that porkupine

if she has as many dicks sticking out as in she would look like

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

208 Perhaps it has something to do with that whole "Raise your right hand" thing

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (nAp1e)

209 #1 Question:

Why did you delete your entire internet presence?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (8jjJt)
*****************************
Who told you to delete your entire internet presence?

Who helped you delete your entire presence?

How many people helped you delete your entire internet presence?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (hECVl)

210 Adam Schiff looks like a pimple.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

211 Does she remember what song it was? That's the question I'd ask just to watch her freeze.
Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM

Pretty In Pink.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (2NqXo)

212 Thanks, y'all. I am over it, but you can be damn sure I watch my kids like a hawk and have told them not be scared tell me anything.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (1uG1d)

213 Timon, they didn't even go to the same school. She
went to a private all-girls school and he went to a Catholic all-boys
school.





Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (C1PQi)

Oh, I know. My son goes to a Jesuit High school in the area and we have played sports at Georgetown Prep many times. All Bullshit.

Let's just call her Christine "Crystal Mangum" Ford. At least the hooker/stripper could actually place herself in the correct building.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (eiZez)

214 These people are such followers. Yesterday and the day before, it was all OH NOS! He's a RAPIST! ALMOST MURDERER!!

Now that the tide has turned, they are all, "well, let's be reasonable and examine more closely this completely fact-free, not credible claim from more than 3 decades ago."

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (Z48ZB)

215 Democrats only value is winning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

216 It just might. If she's backwatering now, she's worried that this whole thing might blow up in her face.

Get out. Get out now.

Posted by: Jackie Coakley at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (T6t7i)

217 200 Smart to pull in the USA stat.



Bery, bery interesting.

Smart on their part, sure. Smart on ours? I don't know. Are you willing to have your loved ones die for Poland? The Brits and French did that, and it nearly cost them everything.

Oh, WTH. Let's DO IT!!!
Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (T6t7i)

Beats dying for Afganistan.

The problem is geography. So long as there is a Russia and a Poland, one has to hold the whip hand over the other.

MAYBE a US military force would deter them, if it was large and committed.

But it also might be a provocation. Russians don't need much of a push to get paranoid and violent.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (xJa6I)

218 Smart on their part, sure. Smart on ours? I don't know. Are you willing to have your loved ones die for Poland? The Brits and French did that, and it nearly cost them everything.

Oh, WTH. Let's DO IT!!!
Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (T6t7i)

For them it is smart. Sorry if my post wasn't clear.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (yUPCi)

219 Thanks Democrats

#Resist

Assholes

Posted by: MAGA at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (dWUIP)

220 124 I think the Dems are worried they stepped in it. They thought the Republicans would simply fold and Kavanaugh would have his nomination withdrawn. Instead, by asking for a hearing, they face the possibility that the accuser is going to be shown for the fraud/nutcase she is.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (J70i0)


This is my take, too. "Uh oh, we thought he'd fold. Instead, he's raising us."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

221 I want Kavanaugh to just make a one sentence statement: That never happened.

And keep repeating it.

****

And FTLOG, don't fall into the "Not to my recollection" trap

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (nAp1e)

222 McConnell is offering the accuser a private hearing. Thanks Mitch.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (rnXGe)

223 There is another way.

https://youtu.be/0kdC601wt_4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (fA1SL)
..............

Love the skydiving clips!

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (HgMAr)

224 I find this statement very disturbing and
objectionable. Thank God the Frats I partied with did not see
assualting woman as a badge of honor.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (yUPCi)



Huh?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (lwiT4)

225 The claim that they might 'accidentally kill her' is a good indicator that she's a bit of a whacko.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

226 >>>we can't split this country up. It will be like Israel living next to Iran.

The 50 states can break up and paid off how they want. The problem issue is urban versus rural, and it basically means that a lot of people will have to move. For example, without the feds restraining the majority of Texans, the lefties in Austin will move away.

Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (pqiDD)

227 215
Democrats only value is winning.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

And Trump ninja'd their value, and grabbed their front-holes.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

228 148 Love Poland, screw Germany...and Merkel.

WHOA, whoa there! Just hang on a minute - MOST of us normals are not up for that there whole deal there, fella!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (kbKN+)

229 McConnell is offering the accuser a private hearing. Thanks Mitch.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (rnXGe)



That news has been out all day I think. They offered her private or public. She has responded to neither.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (lwiT4)

230 Instead, by asking for a hearing, they face the possibility that the accuser is going to be shown for the fraud/nutcase she is.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (J70i0)


Possibility?

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (T6t7i)

231 I have no doubt they can find a dozen Leftist Antifa people that will agree to her story.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (T4oHT)

232 Can't Kavy just say he was ghey back then?

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

233 Adam Schiff looks like a pimple.

I just laughed hysterically.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

234 I'm still looking at the astonishing idiocy that's in the Matthew Dowd tweet Ace posted two Ace-posts ago:

"She has nothing to gain," he declared, on no basis at all, "and everything to lose." I have no words for that.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (IIoSq)
***************************

She'll be featured In a Nike add. "She risked everything."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (hECVl)

235 nobody i have talked to gives a fuck about this. my wife is more pissed at the demonrats than i am. i just laugh at these pathetic, satanic, wannabes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (KP5rU)

236 104 Trump lifted the armrest on my plane and groped me. Except planes didn't have moveable armrests back then. That's the thing about a detailed story...

Does she remember what song it was? That's the question I'd ask just to watch her freeze.
Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (uEbPt)

777 had something like that but they asked if you were together. Dc 10 Md 11 57 67 was big old built in console about the size a apartment fridge.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

237
But it also might be a provocation. Russians don't need much of a push to get paranoid and violent.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:52 PM (xJa6I)

Given how badly it would destabilize the EU, Putin should insist on a military presence in Poland! At this point, I'd be much more worried about losing my Syria base, especially when my "allies" shoot down my plane due to Jewish air maneuver magic.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (zaKqb)

238 That news has been out all day I think. They offered her private or public. She has responded to neither.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (lwiT4)
..........


She hasn't finished her Cocoa Puffs.

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (HgMAr)

239 Adam Schiff looks like a pimple.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Do you remember Beetlejuice?

Remember the shrunken head explorer in the waiting room?

That guy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (c07y/)

240
Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater.

Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln Continental

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (TAmPV)

241 I'm still looking at the astonishing idiocy that's in the Matthew Dowd tweet Ace posted two Ace-posts ago:

"She has nothing to gain," he declared, on no basis at all, "and everything to lose." I have no words for that.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM

Unlike that guy Kavanaugh who has nothing to lose.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (2NqXo)

242 Fcukheads. It's just soooooo convincing when we hear people say they are "convinced" and find the story "compelling" after they've spent weeks screaming that they'll do ANYTHING to stop the dreaded Kavanaugh. Then this just happened to pop up.

And I still say that Debra Katz is really Ted Danson in drag.

Posted by: George LeS at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (59GGI)

243 Someone said yesterday that it was the theme to St. Elmo's Fire, which didn't come out until after the time frame she gave, but I don't know exactly where that came from.

Again, my story has more credibility than hers.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (C1PQi)

That's what I had heard early on (i.e. two LONG days ago!) but I have not recollection of where I saw that. It was used to try to pin down the date- since the song didn't come out until 1985, that was a clue. But I have no idea where that factoid came from or if it was legit.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (Z48ZB)

244 So, any truth to the rumor she had a letter ready to go about Gorsuch, too?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (jlHSA)

245 Smart on their part, sure. Smart on ours? I don't know. Are you willing
to have your loved ones die for Poland? The Brits and French did that,
and it nearly cost them everything.



Oh, WTH. Let's DO IT!!!

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (T6t7i)

Better the Poles than the Germans...

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (eiZez)

246 Now the Democrats want to drag Mark Judge into the hearing. Sadly, it seems hes now a writer who has written extensively about drunken high school parties, often thrown in conjunction with two nearby girls schools. Apparently these guys and girls had great high school parties, so Democrats want to make Judge detail that scene in detail before Ford ever has to talk.

Not much of a strategy, but that's what they've got.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Was Judge there? If not, stfu & stfd.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (Gjw1J)

247 On the plane right now and guess what..someone farted.

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (c9z3K)

248 I like Cocoa Puffs.

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (HDmdj)

249 "She has nothing to gain," he declared, on no basis at all, "and everything to lose." I have no words for that.
________________

She has fame and lefty hero status to gain from trying to stop a Trump nominee from getting on SCOTUS.

Anita Hill tried and failed to stop Thomas, but she got fame, t.v. appearances, a book deal, job offers, a professorship (and she's a mediocre legal talent, at best).

It's bullshit that these women have "nothing to gain" from making these claims. They stand to gain a lot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (fqUgw)

250 Feinstein's brain is "profoundly impacted." So is her colon, probably.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (mk9aG)

251 232 Can't Kavy just say he was ghey back then?
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

I identified as a women and wanted to try on her one piece

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

252 206 I'm still looking at the astonishing idiocy that's in the Matthew Dowd tweet Ace posted two Ace-posts ago:

"She has nothing to gain," he declared, on no basis at all, "and everything to lose." I have no words for that.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 06:51 PM (IIoSq)


Nothing to gain?? You mean like Sandra "Roundheels" Fluke, or Horst Weasel? They have everything to gain. Talk shows, interviews, standing ovations, candidacies, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

253 So, any truth to the rumor she had a letter ready to go about Gorsuch, too?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (jlHSA)

Who cares! It's been alleged, so its true.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (Z48ZB)

254 It's really not that hard to beat a polygraph. Cops use them mainly as interrogation tools.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (5fSr7)

255 226 >>>we can't split this country up. It will be like Israel living next to Iran.

The 50 states can break up and paid off how they want. The problem issue is urban versus rural, and it basically means that a lot of people will have to move. For example, without the feds restraining the majority of Texans, the lefties in Austin will move away.
Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (pqiDD)

That's where my five year transition plan comes into play. The main players will be relocation brokers. Both personal and business.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

256 Edsel hasn't responded because she's not ready for her close-up, Mr. deMille.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (2NqXo)

257 243 That's what I had heard early on (i.e. two LONG days ago!) but I have not recollection of where I saw that. It was used to try to pin down the date- since the song didn't come out until 1985, that was a clue. But I have no idea where that factoid came from or if it was legit.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (Z48ZB)

If that's legit, it's bullshit. Because some media sources are running with 1982 as the date that he "Raped and Murdered" her.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (jlHSA)

258 I like the idea of a US military presence in Poland just so we can have access to their women.

I see lots of Polish military brides in many a young Boot's future.

God bless them, lucky bastards.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (EoRCO)

259 They should reschedule the confirmation for this Thursday

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (c9z3K)

260 For them it is smart. Sorry if my post wasn't clear.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel


Actually, I think it's probably the right option. The Russians have to be brought up short. I'm tired of catering to their psychosis. F*** em.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (T6t7i)

261 So, any truth to the rumor she had a letter ready to go about Gorsuch, too?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (jlHSA)
---------

Oh please let that be true. Oh please oh please oh please.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (C1PQi)

262

btw, "doctor" my ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (8jjJt)

263 Stormy Daniels once went on a show
And claimed that Trump's manhood she did know
"I've had cock by the cart
But this one was art
I call it the Penis de Milo"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

264 Remember when George Stephanopoulos' job was to destroy the women accusing Billy Jeff?

Now he's saying "this woman MUST be believed."

I think it's fitting he has a mean alpha wife to his wimpy beta male self who mocks him regularly. She has said she and their daughters "laff and laff" when he insists on saying grace at their table.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

265 196
The shit going on with the Senate now is the main reason I want the 17th Amendment repealed. That amendment has done more damage to Federalism, the basis for our Republic, than any other law.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8lsuS)


Agreed. I hate the 17th Amendment more than the 16th.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

266 Someone said yesterday that it was the theme to St. Elmo's Fire, which didn't come out until after the time frame she gave, but I don't know exactly where that came from.

Again, my story has more credibility than hers.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (C1PQi)

Please let that be true since the song came out in 1985. Not a very rapey song. Billy Idol's Rebel Yell would be more appropriate. Has the word Rebel in it and all.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (J70i0)

267 255. Nah, bro. Accordions is where it's at.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:58 PM (fA1SL)

268 Now the Democrats want to drag Mark Judge into the hearing. Sadly, it seems hes now a writer who has written extensively about drunken high school parties, often thrown in conjunction with two nearby girls schools. Apparently these guys and girls had great high school parties, so Democrats want to make Judge detail that scene in detail before Ford ever has to talk.

Not much of a strategy, but that's what they've got.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:50 PM (XlbwU)

Oh man. One of the girls from Holton said stories like Ford's were common. I do not get that. Why were so many assaults going on. And why did they not protect each other if these were so common? I went to those type parties and people got sloppy drunk, but there weren't a bunch of assault stories. We also looked out for each other, boys and girls. Something is really weird.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:58 PM (yUPCi)

269 They should reschedule the confirmation for this Thursday

Yeah, but they won't because they are a bunch of front holes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

270 Can't Kavy just say he was ghey back then?
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

I identified as a women and wanted to try on her one piece
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM

If Kavanaugh can wax lyrical about Edsel's blue gingham swimsuit with the cunning little embroidered daisies on it, he'll have Spartacus's vote locked up.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (2NqXo)

271 Putin should insist on a military presence in Poland

He already has one. Kaliningrad is a little slice of Russian "territory" surrounded by Poland and the Baltic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (XlbwU)

272 Doesn't it feel like a preference cascade is taking place over this? Like 24 hours later were all shaking our heads that this was even a thing.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (q177U)

273 I think it's fitting he has a mean alpha wife to his
wimpy beta male self who mocks him regularly. She has said she and
their daughters "laff and laff" when he insists on saying grace at their
table.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

With his feet swinging in the air off the chair because they don't reach the ground...Midget weasel that one.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (eiZez)

274 >>>She then brought her story to a Democratic official while still hoping to stay anonymous.<<<

Blind Lady Justice dies in Darkness.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (Z9C5C)

275 260. I know, right? Paranoid when THEY'RE the ones who put their country so close to new NATO bases.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

276 I want the 17th Amendment repealed. That amendment has done more damage to Federalism, the basis for our Republic, than any other law.

I will never understand how people are deluded into thinking that having state legislatures pick senators would be any different than the way things are right now, or better. Seriously what on earth is going through your head??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (39g3+)

277 Oh man. One of the girls from Holton said stories
like Ford's were common. I do not get that. Why were so many assaults
going on. And why did they not protect each other if these were so
common? I went to those type parties and people got sloppy drunk, but
there weren't a bunch of assault stories. We also looked out for each
other, boys and girls. Something is really weird.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:58 PM (yUPCi)



How are you defining 'assault'?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

278 Judge isn't stupid enough to show up at a hearing unless they drag him there in chains. Ford won't show unless she wants to risk a perjury arrest, and McConnell will do it. Kav should just phone in to a closed meeting, but he's a big boy and doesn't need my advice.

There are real pressures on retiring Republican senators to vote with the Dems, though

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (zaKqb)

279 I think it's fitting he has a mean alpha wife to his wimpy beta male self who mocks him regularly. She has said she and their daughters "laff and laff" when he insists on saying grace at their table.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

Wow, he married well. /s

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (J70i0)

280 If we can go all the way back to high school for a drunken grope, there is absolutely NO ONE who is clean enough to get past that standard.

The only problem is that the Dems will use it to destroy people and the Rs wouldn't, disarming unilaterally.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

281 What happened to neverskankles? He/she was all over this with a thick dose of doom and gloom yesterday. "He's toast"; He'll withdraw", "It all turns on Flake and Collins and they are gone". Almost trollish

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (Z48ZB)

282 After all of this, and he gets confirmed, what would y'all do if his rulings were barely to the right of Kagan?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (Lktpy)

283 unraveling pretty fast this master plan is.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (aQfmB)

284 244 So, any truth to the rumor she had a letter ready to go about Gorsuch, too?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 06:55 PM (jlHSA)


Who cares? Rumors are as good as facts now.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

285 229 McConnell is offering the accuser a private hearing. Thanks Mitch.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 06:53 PM (rnXGe)

That news has been out all day I think. They offered her private or public. She has responded to neither.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (lwiT4)


A sanguine take: McConnell knows the story is unraveling, and wants to appear to bend over backwards to accommodate her. That way the Reds can't say that she backed out of testifying in public for fear of public exposure/ ridicule/ death threats, etc. He offered her a private venue, after all, and she farted that off. (If she does.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

286 281. Yeah. 'Almost'. Heh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:01 PM (fA1SL)

287 The Post reports that the therapist's notes from 2012 say there were four male assailants, but Ms. Ford says that was a mistake. Ms. Ford also can't recall in whose home the alleged assault took place, how she got there, or how she got home that evening.


In a drunken stupor she rolled the four boys then they rolled her out of their car onto the sidewalk in front of K's party.

K cleaned her up and with the help of his friend they took her home.

Instead of being grateful to K the shame of the first incident so overwhelmed her that she has forever held a grudge against K.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2018 07:01 PM (PE2bZ)

288 Who told you to delete your entire internet presence?

Who helped you delete your entire presence?

How many people helped you delete your entire internet presence?


And one more thing: would you like it back? Yeah, we save these things...

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 07:01 PM (8ruUE)

289 Take them up on is ASAP. Love Poland, screw Germany...and Merkel.


Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 06:43 PM (eiZez)

Even better, Duda wants to call it Fort Trump.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 07:01 PM (5jVnA)

290
* pouty puss *
I want to be anonymous.

* screeches *
DON'T TALK TO ME!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (pNxlR)

291 Dear Ace,

Thank you for your aside about WTF "begging the question" even means.

No sarcasm here. Thank you!

Posted by: sunflower at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (Exn6m)

292 what kind of skitzo skank wears a one piece "bathing" suit to a party under her clothes? i never heard of anything so fucking stupid. especially in those days.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (KP5rU)

293 My 91-year old mother has Alzheimer's. She also has an invisible friend who is no less real to her than my brother and me. If she were to take a polygraph test, she would pass whatever questions she would be asked regarding her invisible friend.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (nvMvs)

294 289. GECSPLAN is go!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

295

Did she get a mud shark stuck in her whoha?

Posted by: Dick Cole at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (3Yj85)

296 #MeToo has morphed...

into

#MeLieToo

Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

297
Someone said yesterday that it was the theme to St. Elmo's Fire, which didn't come out until after the time frame she gave, but I don't know exactly where that came from.

Again, my story has more credibility than hers.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 06:47 PM (C1PQi)

Please let that be true since the song came out in 1985. Not a very rapey song. Billy Idol's Rebel Yell would be more appropriate. Has the word Rebel in it and all.




That was me trying to make yuk-yuks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (8jjJt)

298 Even better, Duda wants to call it Fort Trump.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 07:01 PM (5jVnA)


Heh. I saw that on Bret's show on Fox. Make it yuge, luxurious, and classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

299 Next up: we find the fictional movie/ TV show/ book/ article that pretty much outlines this exact story.

And we find it came out in, oh say, 2011.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

300 That was me trying to make yuk-yuks.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (8jjJt)
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Great. So, FAKE NEWS.

yuk yuk

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (C1PQi)

301 Judge isn't stupid enough to show up at a hearing unless they drag him there in chains. Ford won't show unless she wants to risk a perjury arrest, and McConnell will do it. Kav should just phone in to a closed meeting, but he's a big boy and doesn't need my advice.

There are real pressures on retiring Republican senators to vote with the Dems, though
Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (zaKqb)

His lawyer at Cozen already sent Grassley a letter that Judge does not remember the party, does not believe that Kavanaaugh would ever act like that, and other than that, has nothing to say. He declined to testify further. I don't blame him.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (Z48ZB)

302 I will never understand how people are deluded into
thinking that having state legislatures pick senators would be any
different than the way things are right now, or better. Seriously what
on earth is going through your head??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (39g3+)

There are currently 31 state legislatures controlled by Republicans, 14 by donkeys and 4 split. I'd much rather have them voting for senators than the "average american voter" which includes big city bullshit from the d's.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (eiZez)

303 Roy Moore was right. Repeal all the admendments but the.first 10 Bill of Rights. Conservatives really fucked up not backing Roy.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (Lktpy)

304 282 After all of this, and he gets confirmed, what would y'all do if his rulings were barely to the right of Kagan?
_______________

Nothing but shrug with disgust. It's not as if we haven't been there before (e.g., Kennedy, Roberts, etc.)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (fqUgw)

305 did Ms Dr Prof Ford ever see Teddy Kennedy running around with his pants off?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (UFyv9)

306 #MeToo for fun and profit.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (RuIsu)

307 Agreed.

All it shows is that she either knows how to fool a polygraph, the operator didn't do a good job, she believes her own story, or polygraphs are shit.

So...pretty much nothing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (wYseH)

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Or there was no polygraph, or the entire thing was rigged to allow her to "pass" it... unless we have a completely independent and verifiable test, performed on national tv, I don't accept their word for shit...

Posted by: I smell something rotten at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (IBt/r)

308 Ace nods. All the Flirt-Fighting food talk by the Pussycons is a series of code words. What they're really debating is whether Obama's dick tastes better than his ass. And they all have strong (and well-informed) opinions on this.

Posted by: George LeS at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (59GGI)

309 Next up: we find the fictional movie/ TV show/ book/ article that pretty much outlines this exact story.

And we find it came out in, oh say, 2011.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (YqDXo)
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Didn't somebody already say that there was a movie like this?

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (C1PQi)

310

btw, I made that joke before I knew that the accuser did, in fact, mention "loud music" in her accusal.

That's when I knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt, she concocted this whole thing from scenes she's seen in tv and movies, just like you and me.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (8jjJt)

311 276
I will never understand how people are deluded into thinking that having state legislatures pick senators would be any different than the way things are right now, or better. Seriously what on earth is going through your head??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (39g3+)


Because senators are supposed to represent their state's interests. They were not supposed to be popularly elected.

The Senate as originally devised was a large check on the power of the federal government. That was swept away by the 17th Amendment. The federal government has grown by leaps and bounds ever since.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

312 291 Dear Ace,

Thank you for your aside about WTF "begging the question" even means.

No sarcasm here. Thank you!
Posted by: sunflower at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (Exn6m)


I appreciated someone using the term correctly. 99% of all "begging the question" references are from people who clearly don't know what it means.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

313 293 My 91-year old mother has Alzheimer's. She also has an invisible friend who is no less real to her than my brother and me. If she were to take a polygraph test, she would pass whatever questions she would be asked regarding her invisible friend.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (nvMvs)
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I have lots of invisible friends. I get messages from them in little gray boxes.

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (MVjcR)

314 I wonder if she read Judges books, and she said in therapy his name and then it was garbled and became "a judge."

Who knows, but it wasn't Kavanaugh.

And she's a liar.



Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:05 PM (Z48ZB)

315 I will never understand how people are deluded into thinking that having state legislatures pick senators would be any different than the way things are right now, or better. Seriously what on earth is going through your head??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (39g3+)

Yeah I get the feeling people don't know the history of why it happened. It came in with the last populist movement in the later part of the 19th century. They had a real problem with the railroads buying up state legislatures which meant you got a bunch of corrupt assholes getting the nod.

Either way hasn't really worked, though. Easy to say quit electing corrupt assholes but it keeps happening anyway.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 07:05 PM (4ErVI)

316 I once dreamed that I met Ace years ago at a party I never attended in New York. We had wild, crazy sex, but he wanted me to do butt stuff and I refused.

I'm hiring an attorney and am going to insist this blog be shut down because #MeToo, dammit!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

317 At this point I don't know who I want to slap more...Democrats or idiot GOPes like Flake and Corker.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (SRarZ)

318 A sanguine take: McConnell knows the story is unraveling, and wants to appear to bend over backwards to accommodate her. That way the Reds can't say that she backed out of testifying in public for fear of public exposure/ ridicule/ death threats, etc. He offered her a private venue, after all, and she farted that off. (If she does.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (YqDXo)



You are too kind. If the hearing blows up the Turdle won't have fulfill his responsibility.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (PE2bZ)

319 Well I'm sold.

So, now we're adding white slavery to the crimes ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (RU6DO)

320 I have lots of invisible friends. I get messages from them in little gray boxes.
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (MVjcR)
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They're not all invisible though.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (C1PQi)

321 I believe you Jane.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4)

322 did Ms Dr Prof Ford ever see Teddy Kennedy running around with his pants off?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach

LOL! Even if a person did, what actually would you see except a fat, gelatinous blob with no visible genitalia.

Posted by: cheri at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (oiNtH)

323 I think it's pretty easy for Kav or Judge to testify.

Keep asking the Dems for more detail. They don't have it. Shake your head and say, well I can't answer questions on somebody else's memory.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (vDqXW)

324 That was me trying to make yuk-yuks.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (8jjJt)

At this point, what does it matter? I mean we're making up everything now.

Thanks though for letting me know.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (J70i0)

325 288
Who told you to delete your entire internet presence?



Who helped you delete your entire presence?



How many people helped you delete your entire internet presence?



And one more thing: would you like it back? Yeah, we save these things...

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 07:01 PM (8ruUE)


Perhaps there is a Rep out there who "found" a flash drive with a back up of everything she deleted.

Quietly float that rumor in the Dem halls and see who starts shitting.

Looking at you DiFi

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (9dzlp)

326 Oh man. One of the girls from Holton said stories like Ford's were common. I do not get that. Why were so many assaults going on. And why did they not protect each other if these were so common? I went to those type parties and people got sloppy drunk, but there weren't a bunch of assault stories. We also looked out for each other, boys and girls. Something is really weird.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:58 PM

It's revisionist history. The girls were mostly in on the fun back then but now they must look at it through the SJW woke lens of groped = raped, all men are rapists.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (2NqXo)

327
I believe you Jane.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4)


That's all I need!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

328

They're not all invisible though.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (C1PQi)
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I know!

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)

329 nothing the crazy professor describes even rises to the level of fraternity intitiation.


I find this statement very disturbing and objectionable. Thank God the Frats I partied with did not see assualting woman as a badge of honor.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at S




who said I was talking about women? when did women start getting initiated?

besides you want to talk about horrific stuff you should hear what the sororities do to their initiates. well, horrific / sexy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)

330 Nothing to gain?? You mean like Sandra "Roundheels" Fluke, or Horst Weasel? They have everything to gain. Talk shows, interviews, standing ovations, candidacies, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 06:56 PM (YqDXo)


You forgot about the book deal. And she won't even have to write it.

Posted by: George LeS at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (59GGI)

331 Still waiting....


https://mobile.twitter.com/mkraju/status/1042183221700648962

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (MAstk)

332 No need for more than the NATO commitment to Poland. And that's dubious enough, in that it's a *US* commitment - the rest of NATO, together, barely amounts to anything (and nothing, if political will is considered, as it should be).


But more than that, since any conflict there would not be cost-free, and over in 10 days, it is beyond the ability of today's America to understand or support ("left" or "right"), and therefore a spectacular moral hazard to risk any US lives or treasure there.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (QDnY+)

333 He declined to testify further. I don't blame him.
___________________

I don't either. We all know where the Dims want to go with him. They'll start questioning him about the decadent drinking/partying culture at Georgetown Prep and trying to make Kavanaugh guilty by association. It's bullshit. Doesn't matter if every student at GP got plastered every damn day. Still doesn't prove that Kavanaugh assaulted that girl.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (fqUgw)

334

I should've said the song was Billy Idol's "White Wedding."


or...

Billy Squier's "Stroke."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (8jjJt)

335 You know what's fun? Seeing Miss Lindsey freed from the anchor trying to hold him down, in the form of the Maverick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

336 besides you want to talk about horrific stuff you should hear what the sororities do to their initiates. well, horrific / sexy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)

So you're saying that, for once, PronHub didn't lie to me?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

337 So...people can be imprisoned for life, their lives destroyed, their families attacked..and all because the Left wants its money and power and beach homes and little nubile boys. Got it.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (HLTe8)

338 323
I think it's pretty easy for Kav or Judge to testify.



Keep asking the Dems for more detail. They don't have it. Shake your
head and say, well I can't answer questions on somebody else's memory.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (vDqXW)


This^^^^^.
Do you have a date? No? Well how can I answer that question?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (9dzlp)

339 She did not attend K's high school. Her school was just in the same area.

Imagine the number of similar women that could do the same to any future candidate or appointee.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (9r90/)

340 A time in therapy can cement any memory real or imagined in your brain

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (T4oHT)

341 Doesn't it feel like a preference cascade is taking place over this? Like 24 hours later were all shaking our heads that this was even a thing.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (q177U)


That's it, exactly.

A year from now, we'll be like, Dr. Ford -who?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (Z48ZB)

342 besides you want to talk about horrific stuff you should hear what the sororities do to their initiates. well, horrific / sexy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)


Well, thank God mine didn't.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:09 PM (yUPCi)

343 At this point I don't know who I want to slap more...Democrats or idiot GOPes like Flake and Corker.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (SRarZ)


Go for the VIchy Republicans. If you slap Flake or Corker that's going to just ram their face up the Democrats' asses they are currently sucking. Two-fer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 07:09 PM (RU6DO)

344 I agree. Lindsey Graham shows what was underneath the ball licking.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 18, 2018 07:09 PM (HLTe8)

345 305 did Ms Dr Prof Ford ever see Teddy Kennedy running around with his pants off?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (UFyv9)


Now THAT would scar anybody for life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

346 Perhaps there is a Rep out there who "found" a flash drive with a back up of everything she deleted.

Quietly float that rumor in the Dem halls and see who starts shitting.



Brb.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 07:10 PM (Gjw1J)

347 Either way hasn't really worked, though. Easy to say quit electing corrupt assholes but it keeps happening anyway.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 07:05 PM (4ErVI)

That's why my repeal plan includes doing away with the length of how long a senator serves. Instead they serve at the sufferance of the state and can be recalled and replaced at any time. No more grandstanding because they have nothing to lose.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 07:10 PM (J70i0)

348 Well, thank God mine didn't.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at S



maybe they did

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:10 PM (MTjB1)

349 OT, check the right side bar about the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:10 PM (jvss3)

350 321 I believe you Jane.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4)

But Jane KNOWS she's lyin'.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 07:10 PM (IIoSq)

351 besides you want to talk about horrific stuff you should hear what the sororities do to their initiates. well, horrific / sexy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)

Ha! Don't believe the movies. They are pretty mild.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:10 PM (Z48ZB)

352 Billy Squier's "Stroke."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (8jjJt)

Is Billy Squier still alive?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 07:10 PM (EoRCO)

353 "I get messages from them in little gray boxes."


Posted by: at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (UdKB7)

354 299 Next up: we find the fictional movie/ TV show/ book/ article that pretty much outlines this exact story.

And we find it came out in, oh say, 2011.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 07:03 PM (YqDXo)


Ya know, there was a news story about some British TV executive behaving like an octopus on a plane, which made it look suspiciously like the "octopus on a plane" Trump accuser had just used the news story for inspiration for her manufactured complaint against Trump.

I remember reading the news article but have been unable to re-locate it since. I wonder if it had been scrubbed so it wouldn't cast doubt on the complaint.

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (4HMW8)

355
The fake accuser got her story from....

a composition of several episodes of Law & Order.

Think about it. I'm right, aren't I?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (8jjJt)

356 I find this statement very disturbing and objectionable. Thank God the Frats I partied with did not see assualting woman as a badge of honor.
Posted by: platypus,

IIRC, the "fraternity initiation" story was at the heart of Jackie's big lie in the case published in Rolling Stone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (k1TUh)

357 "337 So...people can be imprisoned for life, their lives destroyed, their families attacked..and all because the Left wants its money and power and beach homes and little nubile boys. Got it.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (HLTe"


Yup.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (58Au8)

358 No Good Deed
I'm with you. #Me Too

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (wgCUV)

359

Billy Squier is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (8jjJt)

360 Heh. Miss Lindsey is getting asked a question about Fort Trump in Poland.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

361 All the Dems know Ford isn't credible. That's why they're all running around screaming we should believe all women and not simply letting Ford tell her story unvarnished and letting people be persuaded by the weight of Ford's testimony.

They're pounding the table.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 07:12 PM (9qZ3S)

362 When people like Feinstein make these wild accusations, and then others like Elizabeth Warren, Schumer, etc. pop off with their own unsubstantiated and hateful claims go home and look in the mirror. What do they see? Are they proud of their lying selves because it is for the "greater good" in their own warped heads? It is astounding to me.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 07:12 PM (dI3/S)

363 292 what kind of skitzo skank wears a one piece "bathing" suit to a party under her clothes?

maybe all her underwear was dirty? sounds like something mrs. chronda might do in a pinch, although all of my underwear would have to be dirty, too.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 07:12 PM (NmR1a)

364 re 316: I once had a dream in which Ace said he liked me so much that I could have sex with his sister
I don't remember what happened after that, but my ribs still hurt whenever I laugh.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:12 PM (UFyv9)

365 you want to talk about horrific stuff you should hear what the sororities do to their initiates. well, horrific / sexy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)

Ha! Don't believe the movies. They are pretty mild.
Posted by: LASue at S




you must not have been in the south

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

366 Miss Lindsey, "I hope the Russians are worried. The Polish people are so smart" and goes on to give thumbs up to "Fort Trump."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

367 Billy Squier is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (8jjJt)


He died the minute people saw him dancing in his video.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM (RU6DO)

368 So...people can be imprisoned for life, their lives destroyed, their families attacked..and all because the Left wants its money and power and beach homes and little nubile boys. Got it.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (HLTe"


Yup.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Not until AFTER the hot civil war.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM (Gjw1J)

369 I'm hiring an attorney and am going to insist this blog be shut down because #MeToo, dammit!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

==================

Jane, I was following your story right up until the last part. They went extra blond today at the salon, didn't they?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM (XlbwU)

370 She thinks Kavanaugh kept calling himself 'Pinto' and he pushed her home in a shopping cart.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

371 re 362: "the end justified the means." never forget that when you are tempted to wonder why leftists seem to have such an easy time making stuff up.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (UFyv9)

372
355 The fake accuser got her story from....

a composition of several episodes of Law & Order.

Think about it. I'm right, aren't I?


that's one of them self-fulfilling prophecies, because if she didn't, several episodes of Law & Order will get their story from hers and 35 years from now who will know in which order what happened?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (NmR1a)

373 I knew enough to stay away from the TKE house on Friday night. No offense, TKE people.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (lwiT4)

374 Jane, I was following your story right up until the last part. They went extra blond today at the salon, didn't they?!


Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM (XlbwU)


Just the usual. *tosses hair*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

375 I still bare the trauma from Chuck Shumers groping of my private area when I was a child. I was between 6 and 13 but I can`t remember exactly. I do know it was night somewhere. It was either in Florida or New York, or possibly Kentucky because it summer, or maybe winter. He told me I was very large and that he liked that. I was confused because I was the smallest kid in my class...I must rest now, the pain, oh the pain of what this man has brought...

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (yhf6w)

376 What questions were asked during the polygraph test? I bet they won't release that part - they could have asked her questions that they knew she could answer truthfully. But she says she doesn't know where she was or who was there during the event. She doesn't remember how she got home. Sounds like she was completely out of it. With that the polygraph results mean nothing.

Posted by: Tommy at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (yEAdf)

377 Seriously what on earth is going through your head??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (39g3+)


Ted The Swimmer Kennedy being elected 'by the people' and occupying a Senate seat for 47 years. Governors change, the people do not, unless we're talking about the new electorate the Dems are illegally importing.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (8lsuS)

378 Why hasn't Cankles given us her wisdom about this yet? She's all-in on always believing a woman who makes a sexual assault accusation, right?

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (AMIL/)

379 She thinks Kavanaugh kept calling himself 'Pinto' and he pushed her home in a shopping cart.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Fits. Because she was only 14.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (Gjw1J)

380 Go for the VIchy Republicans. If you slap Flake or
Corker that's going to just ram their face up the Democrats' asses they
are currently sucking. Two-fer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 07:09 PM (RU6DO)


I like the way your mind works.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (SRarZ)

381 She thinks Kavanaugh kept calling himself 'Pinto' and he pushed her home in a shopping cart.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

Ha!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (xPJvm)

382 374 Jane, I was following your story right up until the last part. They went extra blond today at the salon, didn't they?!


Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM (XlbwU)

Just the usual. *tosses hair*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

Why'd you do that? Now you have to pick it all up and put it back on your head!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

383 When Kavanaugh was asked by Kamala Harris about contact with the law firm regarding Mueller, he was careful and circumspect. This was a more recent event than the alleged incident. About the latter he has been more forceful than need be. He could have said, "I have recollection of any such events, and I think I would remember them if they happened."

Instead, he is purported to assert they categorically did not happen. This opens him up to a much lower threshold of getting in trouble Because now he cannot dispute her account if it's proved that he was indeed at a party with her.
It is possible something similar to what the woman claims happened and he entirely forgot it. I mean, suppose the two were at a party and some rough-housing went on--nothing like sexual assault, but just some frolicking around.
He might forget something so inconsequential. In that case, he could very well be in trouble.
Nevertheless, the man seems too smart for that and too good at the legal game. Having watched his answer to Harris, I come down on the side that he absolutely believes, at least, that this woman is making it entirely up.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (vJCwr)

384 292 what kind of skitzo skank wears a one piece "bathing" suit to a party under her clothes?

Ms. Chlamydia and her band the Merry Yeast Makers do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (EoRCO)

385 I think she confused Haven Monoghan for Brett Kavenaugh

Posted by: TexasJew at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (c+cGk)

386 359 I was going to say Mort or career?

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (T4oHT)

387 272 Doesn't it feel like a preference cascade is taking place over this? Like 24 hours later were all shaking our heads that this was even a thing.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (q177U)

I'm not seeing that. I'm more seeing this:

231 I have no doubt they can find a dozen Leftist Antifa people that will agree to her story.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:54 PM (T4oHT)

Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (IIoSq)

388 So...people can be imprisoned for life, their lives destroyed, their families attacked..and all because the Left wants its money and power and beach homes and little nubile boys. Got it.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM

Exactly. This is what they want.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (LvUOD)

389 Well then, Grassley should shut this shit show down tonight and have a vote Thursday like originally planned.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (r9UYA)

390 A good friend of Harry Reid's, anonymous Senior White House official, anonymous rape victim of Brett Kavanaugh, and alien abductee told me to tell Bob Woodward to report that Dianne Feinstein is literally a Manchurian Candidate and a man -- but mostly a Manchurian Candidate (member in great standing of The Standing Committee of the Central Political Bureau of the Communist Party of China)."

She should be immediately executed to satisfy a higher Social Justice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (1jP/U)

391 If Judge wrote books about HS parties with similar scenes, I bet another $100 that is the source of the entire fantasy she came up with in couples therapy to justify something she did/didn't do. And then she convinced herself.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:16 PM (Z48ZB)

392 311 276
I will never understand how people are deluded into thinking that having state legislatures pick senators would be any different than the way things are right now, or better. Seriously what on earth is going through your head??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:59 PM (39g3+)
-----------------------------

Because senators are supposed to represent their state's interests. They were not supposed to be popularly elected.

The Senate as originally devised was a large check on the power of the federal government. That was swept away by the 17th Amendment. The federal government has grown by leaps and bounds ever since.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:04 PM (sdi6R)



Under that system, if you had a problem with your senator you had a problem with your governor - the man who appointed him.


Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2018 07:16 PM (PE2bZ)

393 Well, thank God mine didn't.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at S



maybe they did
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:10 PM (MTjB1)

LOL

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:16 PM (yUPCi)

394 A fella I worked with, unsolicited, told me that the 20 person police department in my small town had given him a lie detector test...that he said he passed...regarding the theft of money from the college's safe.

I knew then and there he did it.

Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 07:16 PM (Y274z)

395 Due to the dodgy nature of Ms Ford's recollections, the very extended Kennedy clan can not be ruled out. Can the whereabouts of Ted in particular be verified?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:16 PM (5YweU)

396

The fake accuser is confusing Kavanaugh with Ben Rothlisburger, and she's confusing herself with Jodie Foster.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:16 PM (8jjJt)

397 I knew enough to stay away from the TKE house on Friday night. No offense, TKE people.
Posted by: grammie winger at S




lol, what was the phrase, can't go greek go tke?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:17 PM (MTjB1)

398 did Ms Dr Prof Ford ever see Teddy Kennedy running around with his pants off?

I heard a rumor there was a video of fatass Kennedy drilling some co-ed on his boat. Apparently it was making the rounds in Congress. Nobody ever thought to leak it though, that wouldn't be collegial, don't you know?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 07:17 PM (9qZ3S)

399 Billy Squier is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:11 PM (8jjJt)
---
I am?

Posted by: Schoedinger's Zombie Billy Squier i at September 18, 2018 07:17 PM (vDqXW)

400 I have no doubt they can find a dozen Leftist Antifa people that will agree to her story.




I dunno. I think that horse has been beat to death. Now it's cliche. In other words, no gravitas.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:17 PM (lwiT4)

401 378 Why hasn't Cankles given us her wisdom about this yet? She's all-in on always believing a woman who makes a sexual assault accusation, right?


Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (AMIL/)

Cankles is going A-prime nutso:

"Donald Trump refuses to be subject to the law. The legitimacy of our elections is in doubt. The president is waging war on the truth. The administration is undermining the national unity that makes democracy possible. And then there's the breathtaking corruption."

Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 07:17 PM (IIoSq)

402 Tis nood.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:17 PM (yL25O)

403 Instead, he is purported to assert they categorically did not happen. This opens him up to a much lower threshold of getting in trouble Because now he cannot dispute her account if it's proved that he was indeed at a party with her.



There were only FIVE people at the party. If she were there, he'd remember her.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 07:17 PM (Gjw1J)

404 so feinstein said she cannot say whether the crazy professor is truthful?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:17 PM (MTjB1)

405 376 What questions were asked during the polygraph test? I bet they won't release that part - they could have asked her questions that they knew she could answer truthfully. But she says she doesn't know where she was or who was there during the event. She doesn't remember how she got home. Sounds like she was completely out of it. With that the polygraph results mean nothing.
Posted by: Tommy at September 18, 2018 07:14 PM (yEAdf)

+++

She was asked when,where, who, how she got there, how she got home, and the like.

She answered she couldn't remember.

Voila. Passed the polygraph.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (dI3/S)

406 There should be a mechanism for the Senate to sanction Cunt Feinstein. If there isn't one, then one should be created.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (HiLJ1)

407 379 She thinks Kavanaugh kept calling himself 'Pinto' and he pushed her home in a shopping cart.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

PALAMINO!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (IIoSq)

408

Sorry, but this doesn't rise to the legal definition of "victim."

Either show the proof that this happened or STFD and STFU. I'm not from Missouri, but you'll have to show me before I'll believe it anyway.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (HaL55)

409 254 It's really not that hard to beat a polygraph. Cops use them mainly as interrogation tools."

And I'm glad I live in Texas, where polygraphs are completely inadmissible as evidence in any criminal trial. Reason is simple - a skilled equipment operator with a foolish subject can easily slant the test either way, if he wants to, and an educated subject who knows how they work can do the same to even a skilled operator.

Polygraphs "work" sometimes, but no more often than a face to face interview with an experienced police detective does. The machine is just there to put a sciency veneer on the proceedings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (k1TUh)

410 Gravy box?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (IqV8l)

411 When is Playboy going to offer her a photoshoot?

Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (Y274z)

412

Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater.


Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln Continental
-----
And johnsons were all involved too!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (Evws/)

413 Great. After all the highly publicized 'rape' over the last few years I honestly have to say that if I ever hear about another I will assume that the 'victim' is lying until proven otherwise.


....but I won't say it during jury selection. That is the impression made.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (1g7ch)

414 He died the minute people saw him dancing in his video.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 07:13 PM

Massive stroke, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (LvUOD)

415 How many more days before this collapses?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (0QYMt)

416 She should be immediately executed to satisfy a higher Social Justice.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (1jP/U)


Precautionary principle!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

417 Accuracy aside, some of us have had to take polygraph tests.
Where I've been, you don't get to bring your own prewritten test results. You enjoy the pleasure of sitting down in front of an aggressive, adversarial questioner.

Posted by: Another_Bob at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (P5dZE)

418 You know what's fun? Seeing Miss Lindsey freed from the anchor trying to hold him down, in the form of the Maverick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah. It's almost as if that lying, conniving backstabbing asshat and deep state accessory had something on Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (NDcnw)

419 >>>
I once dreamed that I met Ace years ago at a party I never attended in
New York. We had wild, crazy sex, but he wanted me to do butt stuff and I
refused.<<<

Have you never been to a party in Buttscratch, MT? We have open carry and it's spectacular!

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (Z9C5C)

420 re 378: as I recall, Hillary said that when a woman claims she was sexually assaulted we should believe her until we shouldn't.
you wanna pray? Thank God we didn't get her as President.
And might I say... if Trump accomplishes most of what he seems to want to do, I suspect he will go down as the greatest president since Lincoln. There, I said it Bigly.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UFyv9)

421 That polygraph is a farce. They picked the poligrapher.

Company I worked for used two agencies for the tests.
They would send the prospective person to company A if they wanted a pass and to company B if they wanted a fail.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (PE2bZ)

422 I bought a Ranger from Blasey Ford.

Posted by: Biff at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (fM9nB)

423 I knew enough to stay away from the TKE house on Friday night. No offense, TKE people.

My Uni didn't have a Greek system. Zero frats, zero Sororities.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (9qZ3S)

424 I'm sure the fact that Kavanaugh's mother was the judge in Ford's parents forclosure suit has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: capitalistinfidel at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (YopUB)

425 polygraph: was she asked:

Did Brett Kavanaugh sexually assault you?
or was it:

Do you now believe Brett Kavanaugh sexually assaulted you?
Unquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (UFyv9)

426 and new thread...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:25 PM (UFyv9)

427 My Uni didn't have a Greek system. Zero frats, zero Sororities.
Posted by: bonhomme at S




was not especially fond of the greek system, however, it was useful for segregating the girls. whenever we had to bid to pair with a sorority the question we had to answer first was do we want to win the event or get laid?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)

428 Is it Blasey or Balsey or both ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (M+Lyo)

429 We are approaching 48 hours into this mess and not a single other person has come forward to say anything bad about Kavanaugh, not one, while the accusers story is literally crumbling apart and her "backer" and her attorney are walking away from her and making excuses for her.


She's dead Jim and she will not testify Monday or any other day and multiple excuses will be made for her refusal to testify from "emotional trauma" to "multiple death threats".........

I sincerely hope she gets the professional help that she so clearly needs.



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (JUOKG)

430 200: in 1939 the Brits and the French (pthew!) Did not come to come to the aid of Poland against the Germans despite treaty obligations to do so.
That's why the Poles want us on premises ahead of time.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (swldI)

431 With millions of insane leftist women out there finding a few to make false accusations is not hard.Plausible false accusations?That is another story.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (mCMQ5)


Since the Dems have made known they'll back any claim, there are plenty of leftist "lone wolves" out there ready to volunteer for the cause. The imams (journalists) of the MSM are good at getting them to "self-radicalize".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (/qEW2)

432 Meanwhile, in the back of Harry Reid's rape van....

Posted by: TexasJew at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (c+cGk)

433 There are a whole array of new rumors about this on Gab in just the last few hours.
(1) Ford sent a similar accusation-letter about Neil Gorsuch to Sen. Feinstein. That's why DiFi doubts Ford's reliability.
(2) Ford is mad at DiFi because Ford told her she didn't want publicity.
(3) Ford says she won't appear for the hearing. In which case, Sen. Chuck Grassley says he'll cancel the hearing and call for a vote.
(4) Ford is a CIA agent.
I believe the first three. And I'm tempted to believe (4) just because the CIA seems to have been so ineffective lately.

Posted by: jdgalt at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (3SFo/)

434 And yet another!
(6) Ford has gone into hiding.

Posted by: jdgalt at September 18, 2018 08:10 PM (3SFo/)

435 if democrat party still run by corporate establishment liberal punching bags kavenaugh on court for generation. if radical democrats like ocasio-cortez take over leadership by democrat base. as tea party and trump took over republican party conservatives will be impeached off court if they have to arrest and jail surviving republican senators. as the democrat patron saint malcolm X says "by any means necessary!"

Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (TGBIg)

436 Her therapy notes must be made public. All of them, so we have context for her credibility.

Her lawyer cited the therapy notes as proof of credibility; the key issue is credibility.

Posted by: dustydog at September 18, 2018 08:23 PM (awPCW)

437 "Posted by: jdgalt at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (3SFo/)"
Total horseshit. And #1 was started as a gag by a dude on Twitter.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:34 PM (1CjSZ)

438 262 btw, "doctor" my ass.
******************************
I can work with that.

Posted by: Jackson Brown at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (kR3UB)

439 I see now, she has friends who recall her talking about Kavanaugh.

Posted by: undocumented illegal Martin Luther King Jr at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (e8kgV)

440 Even Sen Flake seems to doubt her.
I really wonder who is more of a flake ... Dr Ford or her lawyer

Posted by: undocumented illegal Mark Knopfler at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (e8kgV)

441 The shit going on with the Senate now is the main reason I want the 17th Amendment repealed. That amendment has done more damage to Federalism, the basis for our Republic, than any other law.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 06:49

Ya know, my initial reaction is to disagree w/ this. But thinking about today, Reps control most states, it could be awesome.

Posted by: Farmer at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (yJ1e6)

442
Wish I wasn't so late to the party but I was watching "Absence of Malice" starring Paul Neuman, Meg Ryan, and Wilford Brimley.

Created in 1981 and describes current events of this time as if they had a time machine and took notes.

Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (I9Sw7)

Former Fusion GPS Employee: Almost Every Claim We Made About Paul Manafort Was Wrong and I Regret Having Pushed This Hoax On to the Public

Chuck Ross reporting.

#SalonHot25 hardest hit.

A former contractor for Fusion GPS claims the opposition research firm got its investigation of former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort "almost completely wrong."

Graham Stack, who was hired by Fusion GPS in July 2016, writes in the Kyiv Post that he "share[s] the blame" for creating what he now says is a false narrative that Manafort worked for the Ukrainian government to advance a pro-Russia agenda.

"There have been scores of media articles about Manafort -- and 90 percent regurgitate the simplistic narrative of Manafort as a Kremlin trojan horse," Stack wrote at the Kyiv Post.

"This narrative was developed by Washington commercial intelligence firm Fusion GPS in 2016, as part of their now famous dossier on Trump, distributed widely among major media outlets," Stack continued.

...

Stack, who has written for the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project, argues that Manafort's work in Ukraine did not advance Russia’s interests.

"What we got wrong about Manafort -- and what Mueller has got partly right in his indictment -- is that Manafort was nothing like a pro-Kremlin influence on the former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych, as the dossier alleged. Instead, Manafort was one of the driving forces pushing Yanukovych towards signing the agreement with the EU. The Kremlin has every reason to hate him," Stack wrote.

"Manafort was amazingly successful in bringing Ukraine into the Western fold," he said.

OUT: Manafort is a secret agent for Russia

IN: Manafort is a double-super-secret agent for the E.U.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:36 PM




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1 Wow Flake on board to vote if Ford is a no show.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 05:37 PM (MAstk)

2 2nd

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 05:38 PM (eiZez)

3 3rd?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 18, 2018 05:38 PM (A1BaR)

4 This won't make the NYT above the fold anytime soon.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at September 18, 2018 05:38 PM (O9qtX)

5 Stack, who has written for the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project,

Is that the New York Times or ABC News?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 05:38 PM (n6bs1)

6 I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that someone made up bullshit about a Trump associate...Trump should print this out, put it in a cardboard tube and shove it up Mueller's as he fires him.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (eiZez)

7 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh went to the same prep school and the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed and it would make sense because she couldn't remember what year the attack happened because she wanted to get both of these guys.


She's crazy.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

8 Translation: So, uh, drop your prosecution of the Podestas, OK?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

9 He also writes for the Ancient Slavonaut Newsletter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (4ErVI)

10 When has the left ever let the facts get in the way of the agenda?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (OLCnA)

11 Well what ever he w as manafort got but fucked but good...sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (9MKXa)

12 Where does Manafort go to get his life back?

His career, his reputation, the weeks (months?) spent in solitary confinement???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

13 Sooo,
Does this mean the Russian collusion narrative is over? I'm having a hard time keeping all this horseshit straight.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (myjNJ)

14 Not top ten!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (hVHEm)

15 I love what Gutfeld said a few minutes ago about Carter Page:

"Wouldn't it be awesome if he turned out to be the most deadly Russian assassin ever?!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

16 the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed

If it's a rumor, it's a fact. Beyond reproach.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (n6bs1)

17 I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado

Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (HrSJb)

18 Gee... imagine my surprise... when I've only been pointing out all along that Russia INVADED the Ukraine!

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (vDqXW)

19 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh went to the same prep school and the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed and it would make sense because she couldn't remember what year the attack happened because she wanted to get both of these guys.


She's crazy.

------

I love that this unlikely rumor is being pushed. The truth will set you free.

Keep pushing it. The truth is irrelevant.

Posted by: SH at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (sX1BW)

20 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

21 I am glad he's sorry. I am glad he came forward. I am glad he is shedding light on this.

I still hope he gets sued for defamation and thrown away for whatever crimes he surely committed. Contrition is good for the soul and necessary for his eventual salvation - but justice must exist, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (I2dne)

22 Take away Mueller's Security clearance, and dissbar him

Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (HrSJb)

23 If the Dems think Kavanaugh is really guilty, why is that enough to keep him off the Supreme Court, but the the Appeals?

You think they would be pushing to get him completely disbarred.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (mFUyp)

24 17
I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado

He'll have to prove it. Her word is unimpeachable.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (hqZPQ)

25 A lot help that does Manafort now that he's facing life in Prison.

I love how these guys clear the conscious after the point of no return.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (G0vdT)

26 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (xJa6I)

27 the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed

I heard Rush bring that up while I was driving to the salon to get re-blonded/Kohn'd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

28 FAKE GNUS!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2sCft)

29 To what charges did Manafort plead guilty ?

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (bUjCl)

30 Not so much 'wrong' as 'right for the moment.'

Let's not pretend that Fusion GPS is troubled by facts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

31 Where does Manafort go to get his life back?

His career, his reputation, the weeks (months?) spent in solitary confinement???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)


Mueller is making America a big fluffy omelet. You just have to accept that he's going to break a few eggs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (Mouru)

32 Sorry, this rings hollow when it comes immediately after Manafort made a deal (i.e. can't be saved from prosecution).

GFY, buddy



(And I'm not even a Manafort fan)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (W+vEI)

33 I love that this unlikely rumor is being pushed. The truth will set you free.

Keep pushing it. The truth is irrelevant.
Posted by: SH at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (sX1BW)
---
Well, it would traumatize the sources to verify it. It's best just to do the right thing, and accuse her of it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (vDqXW)

34 Top. Men.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (ctuyM)

35 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

Cows? Roosting? That's crazy talk!

Posted by: A Flying Pig at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (hVHEm)

36 Juan Williams needs to wear a protective helmet when he leaves the house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

37 the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed

Hah!


Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)

38 So Manafort is actually a good guy???

This Washington game bewilders me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LISuA)

39 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LFaED)

40 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh went to the same prep school
and the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was
being confirmed and it would make sense because she couldn't remember
what year the attack happened because she wanted to get both of these
guys.





She's crazy.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

She didn't know the name until 2017 either...strange that.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (eiZez)

41 17
I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado


Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (HrSJb)

So is Coors.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (UsCnO)

42 28 FAKE GNUS!!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2sCft)

I read that as 'fake guns' and went into a cold sweat for a second.

I need to go hug my guns right after I hug my dog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)

43 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

++++
Did you drop an "r" from "crows" or were you just being extra witty?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (2sCft)

44 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM


And there goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (ctuyM)

45 This Washington game bewilders me.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LISuA)


It's Swamp Creatures all the way down. The swamp could use more gators and water moccasins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

46 >> I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado


Yes, but his mom was Reagan's Sec. of Interior, IIRC, so he would have been living in DC then.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (W+vEI)

47
...
GFY, buddy

(And I'm not even a Manafort fan)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++
Is that "Good for you" or "Go f*ck yourself?"

/sarc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (I2dne)

48 Sick of this so here's my GAINZZZ pre workout drink:
12 oz Diet Coke mixed with
1 tsp creatine
1 tsp Citrulline
1/2 tsp Beta Alanine

Posted by: Regular joe at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (7PllL)

49 I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado


Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (HrSJb)

So is Coors.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (UsCnO)
+++++
So is legalized recreational pot. See how the dots are being connected?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (2sCft)

50 20
Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.


Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

Warning: do NOT stand under the telephone wire where those cows are.

It is going to get real messy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (UsCnO)

51 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)
---
You can't ask her that!

Posted by: Mazie Horono at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (vDqXW)

52
Sick of this so here's my GAINZZZ pre workout drink:

12 oz Diet Coke mixed with

1 tsp creatine

1 tsp Citrulline

1/2 tsp Beta Alanine

Posted by: Regular joe at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (7PllL)


That sounds scary. I think I'll just enjoy this Tito on ice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

53 That's right, when you know you screwed the pooch, get out in front of it. ASAP.

Posted by: navybrat, laying low at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (w7KSn)

54 37 Seems credible.
Ben Shapiro

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (mCMQ5)

55

OUT: Manafort is a secret agent for Russia

IN: Manafort is a double-super-secret agent for the E.U.



SMERSH everyone involved!

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2018 05:46 PM (FhXTo)

56 FAKE GNUS!!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2sCft)

I read that as 'fake guns' and went into a cold sweat for a second.

I need to go hug my guns right after I hug my dog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)

Are you going to hug me?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards' Gnu at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (hVHEm)

57 Sick of this so here's my GAINZZZ pre workout drink:

12 oz Diet Coke mixed with

1 tsp creatine

1 tsp Citrulline

1/2 tsp Beta Alanine

Posted by: Regular joe at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (7PllL)



I would add an ounce of Windex, just to be safe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (Mouru)

58 Okay...
I think I understand now..
Kavanaugh got rapey at a Russian party, Manafort tried to stop it and now Mueller is investigating everything so that Trump can be exonerated of the charges that Manafort brought against Ukraine.

Makes perfect sense really.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (myjNJ)

59 Pocahontas takes a tomahawk to Kav!

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."

I can't imagine any parent accepting this view. Is this really what America wants in its next Supreme Court Justice?

-
If you can't trust Lizzy Warren, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

60 >>So Manafort is actually a good guy???


Naw, just a tool to hammer Trump.
Since that didn't work, it's OK to say he' not dirty or something.

I think this is because Manafort has led to referral to look into the Podestas, who worked with Manafort on Russia stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

61 What's the Kyiv Post? I read it is Kiev and think it shouldn't be believed. Like when I watch Russian TV.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (yUPCi)

62 Thanks for leaving me behind in the closet with the door closed and the lights off and the snake.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (lwiT4)

63 11 Well what ever he w as manafort got but fucked but good...sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (9MKXa)



Yeah.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (NLLmE)

64 I liked him better as a straight up Putin guy, at least I know where he stands.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (j0Mw7)

65 Warning: do NOT stand under the telephone wire where those cows are.

It is going to get real messy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM


Oh, the eagles, they fly high in Mobile.
Oh, the eagles, they fly high in Mobile.
Oh, the eagles, they fly high,
and they sh*t right in your eye.
Aren't you glad that cows don't fly in Mobile.

Posted by: A rugby song at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (ctuyM)

66 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)

++++++
It's like a secret rapey initiation ceremony to get into the pool of future SCOTUS nominees. Who knew??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (2sCft)

67 This schmuck is doing a mea culpa so he thinks he can keep his ass out of jail.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (jvss3)

68 59 Probably a joke he threw out in some speech.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (mCMQ5)

69 Trump is on a mission from God.

Posted by: Jake and Elwood at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (ZuGkg)

70 The cynic in me tells me that the left is applying some reputation balm to Manafort prior to his cooperation with Mueller. Turns out he was a patriot!

Posted by: mc at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (l1TIo)

71 If you can't trust Lizzy Warren, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++
You have to trust her regardless of your desires. She's a woman, so we have to go with her because of 250 years or whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (I2dne)

72 Thanks for leaving me behind in the closet with the door closed and the lights off and the snake.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (lwiT4)

LOL
I know the feeling.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (yUPCi)

73 Trump is on a mission from God.

Posted by: Jake and Elwood at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (ZuGkg)


I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

74 If manafort worked for the EU's interests, then he's OFF my GECSPLAN, SMR & Ancient Slavonaut newsletter subscription lists

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

75 that right there folks is how you get to keep your thumbs.

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (nFwvY)

76 For a 'research' firm Fusion GPS sure gets a lot of things wrong. Oh wait, they don't do research all they do is smear.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (mIe/a)

77 What we need is a guillotine on wheels, just sitting there, in front of the Capitol building.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (dI3/S)

78 Seriously, how many more women are out there who have been gang-raped by Supreme Court Justices? It's a scourge upon the land!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (Mouru)

79
What we need is a guillotine on wheels, just sitting there, in front of the Capitol building.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (dI3/S)


Too quick and clean. Nooses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

80 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)

They also were both clerks for Anthony Kennedy.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (hVHEm)

81 All this Washington, DC crap reads like the plot of a daytime soap opera. I can't keep all the story lines straight.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

82 Thanks for leaving me behind in the closet with the door closed and the lights off and the snake.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM


But we left the lutefisk for you ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (ctuyM)

83 51 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)
and it was BEN ROTHLESBOOGER who butt raped her!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (d7Ww2)

84 Manafort must be sacrificed to appease the Deep State gods. Only then can we have peace. To show them we mean no harm we can throw in that Huckabee wench too.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (u4CtN)

85 We'll find whatever you want,for a price.
Fusion GPS

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (mCMQ5)

86 Robert Ludlum would have scrapped all of these plot threads as being too complicated.

Part of me feels sorry for the historians of the future.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (GgmdC)

87 Gorsuch Graduated from Georgetown Prep in 1985

Kavanaugh Graduated from Georgetown Prep in 1983

no wonder she was saying it happened sometime between 1978 to 1982

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (af79C)

88 -

If you can't trust Lizzy Warren, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

The guy in the alley playing 3 card Monte?
He promised us he only runs an honest game.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (UsCnO)

89 Zombie Dean Wormer will undoubtedly file an amicus brief in Manafort's sentencing phase arguing strenuously that he be placed only on Double Secret Probation.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (BfOXk)

90 I don't know what to think about Manafort. I want to talk to a thumb.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (ppgBw)

91 So Manafort - and if I understand everything correctly - got his life ruined over this shit? Granted he was still involved in illegal activities but the Feds finding this out was all based up on a lie.
Wow.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (IYHxL)

92 56 FAKE GNUS!!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2sCft)

I read that as 'fake guns' and went into a cold sweat for a second.

I need to go hug my guns right after I hug my dog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)

Are you going to hug me?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards' Gnu at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (hVHEm)

Fake Gnu!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (xJa6I)

93 Thanks for leaving me behind in the closet with the door closed and the lights off and the snake.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (lwiT4)

++++
Are you saying Brett Kavanaugh did this to you back sometime between 1979 and 1984, to the best of your recollection, Grammie? Can we quote you on this?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (2sCft)

94 "I think I'll just enjoy this Tito on ice."

My FILs toddy of choice. Used to be Beefeaters. 92 and sharp as a tack.

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (QMG5F)

95 61. Kyiv is the Ukrainian rendering of Kiev. The EUkropean junta in Kiev - installed by Barry & Soros - have made a point of using only Ukrainian renderings, as they've made it a point to more or less completely de-Russify the areas under their control.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (fA1SL)

96 Too quick and clean. Nooses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)



Shark tank. In a wet suit.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NLLmE)

97 I and three of my closest friends will volunteer for the quartering brigade.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (jvss3)

98 Sounds a little like someone is providing cover for the coming Craig/Podesta/DOJ dust up.

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (OjnQU)

99 Juan Williams is as crazy as a sack of squirrels with a python thrown in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

100 I love that this unlikely rumor is being pushed. The truth will set you free.

Keep pushing it. The truth is irrelevant.
Posted by: SH

Exactly what the ABC guy said.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (j0Mw7)

101 Now these things were our examples, to the intent we should not lust after evil things, as they also lusted.

Posted by: Lord Comey at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (Z9C5C)

102 If manafort worked for the EU's interests, then he's OFF my GECSPLAN, SMR & Ancient Slavonaut newsletter subscription lists
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: B. R. Ony, III at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (ctuyM)

103 Seriously, how many more women are out there who have been gang-raped by Supreme Court Justices? It's a scourge upon the land!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (Mouru)

There's a reason why we don't allow cameras in the Court...

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (hVHEm)

104 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031
--------------

No mention of that in today's USA Today, btw. Nothing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (H5fqZ)

105 Um, I mentioned this (well, the same bottom line) a while back, can't recall exactly when, when I read about Manafort's efforts to establish and fund a non-profit whose purpose was ....... EU membership for Ukraine. Or something like that. Manafort was on the "enemy" side in Ukraine, from Moscow's perspective. Not a huge secret to anyone following even the basics of the situation (which I didn't - but that one factoid noted above pretty much indicates the lay of the land).


Oh - and Flake said he's a yes if Ford is a no-show?


Funny, many many of us yesterday were pooh-poohing this whole thing and predicting Kav gets confirmed. Where's #nevercorrect to help us out? He here today?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (QDnY+)

106
95 61. Kyiv is the Ukrainian rendering of Kiev.

similarly, during the recent unpleasantness you could tell from which side news was coming depending upon whether it talked about fighting around Lugansk or around Luhansk.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (xGZ+b)

107 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)



I do too, Jane. Everyone needs to pray for Trump and for Kavanaugh. They are facing down the demons of hell right now, and I do not mean that metaphorically.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

108 >>>1/2 tsp Beta Alanine



no thanks cuck

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (nFwvY)

109 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.
====
Gps version of rogue agents in Cincinnati. Gps will say overzealous contractors made mistakes. Not actionable.

Man I want their head on a platter. So to speak. Proverbially.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (ZuGkg)

110 I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado

Aliens is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (TUU1F)

111 80
Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!



What are the odds, man?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)



They also were both clerks for Anthony Kennedy.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (hVHEm)

so Anthony Kennedy raped her, too? No wonder why he retired.

this making up shit out of thin air is FUN! Now I understand why Spartacus and Kamel do this so often! Except they get paid a lot better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO)

112 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."

I can't imagine any parent accepting this view. Is this really what America wants in its next Supreme Court Justice?



Someone who can write? And uses a cliched Vegas slogan as a teenager? A teenager!

Ya know Warren, reading something sinister into such a statement makes me dislike you even more. Ya know, Kavs first word was Dada, not Mama. I think we can read into that too.

Man oh man. Orwellian.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (yUPCi)

113 This looks preemptive: Manafort is going to flip, but not on Trump and what he's gonna say will not help the Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (39g3+)

114 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."

I can't imagine any parent accepting this view. Is this really what America wants in its next Supreme Court Justice?

-
If you can't trust Lizzy Warren, who can you trust?
====

I mean, it's not like the phrase, "What happens in wherever, stays in wherever," isn't a "thing."

She's an asshole.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (//voU)

115 wow.

it's almost as if *everything* we've been told to believe the last two years or so is a fucking lie...

what a surprise.

not.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (rjbMC)

116 102 If manafort worked for the EU's interests, then he's OFF my GECSPLAN, SMR & Ancient Slavonaut newsletter subscription lists
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?


more like cut fritz's newsletter, i think

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (NmR1a)

117 77 What we need is a guillotine on wheels, just sitting there, in front of the Capitol building.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (dI3/S)

No just get the Flying Guillotines

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (af79C)

118 Well DIFI has admitted that Ford may be lying. Prolly why she sat on the letter for weeks. She isnt buying it but desperate.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (epDn1)

119 I'm trying to picture Brett Kavanaugh drunk and gatoring at a party.

Can't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

120 Where's #nevercorrect to help us out? He here today?


Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (QDnY+)



I haven't seen him. But that could be because he was shouting yesterday that by golly Kavanaugh was withdrawing his name.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

121 "I think I'll just enjoy this Tito on ice."

Tito's is the best.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (TUU1F)

122 "no wonder she was saying it happened sometime between 1978 to 1982"

let's see...she's 51 now..she was 15 when it happened...if she can't nail it down it didn't happen

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (QMG5F)

123 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

I do too, Jane. Everyone needs to pray for Trump and for Kavanaugh. They are facing down the demons of hell right now, and I do not mean that metaphorically.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

+++
Thanks for the reminder. We need to pray for them and their families.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2sCft)

124 Juan Williams is as crazy as a sack of squirrels with a python thrown in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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He just stays with the script, stays in character. Like the actor in 'Arsenic and Old Lace' who played the nutty nephew, or whatever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (H5fqZ)

125 So per the rules of the Kavanaugh accuser...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (PRfdc)

126 Thanks for the reminder. We need to pray for them and their families.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2sCft)


I do. Every. Single. Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

127 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.

Yep, that's my read too. Trying to get ahead of this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)

128 Matt Dowd must confess his white privilege groping of young boys of color between the years of 99' and 2017...The credibility of these accusations are proof positive of his guilt and he must atone.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (yhf6w)

129 Let's not pretend that Fusion GPS is troubled by facts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

If they don't have any, they will make them up. it's what they do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (iwUO9)

130 Manafort is incredibly guilty of tax evasion. Ordinarily this would have pled out with big asset forfeitures and a bit of jail time. But Mueller needs a scalp

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (qMV6r)

131 I often think of Harry Reid, who kept saying that he knew for a fact that Romney didn't pay his taxes. When it turned out he lied, lied, lied, he merely stated, "It worked, didn't it?" Cool as a cucumber and very proud.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (dI3/S)

132 102.
You're not foolin' anyone.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (fA1SL)

133 130 Manafort is incredibly guilty of tax evasion. Ordinarily this would have pled out with big asset forfeitures and a bit of jail time. But Mueller needs a scalp

Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (O2RFr)

134 "This looks preemptive: Manafort is going to flip, but not on Trump and what he's gonna say will not help the Democrats."

Mueller's looking for an exit and sees the truth as the best option.

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (QMG5F)

135 If manafort worked for the EU's interests, then he's OFF my GECSPLAN, SMR & Ancient Slavonaut newsletter subscription lists
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

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I'm guessing this is to provide air cover for Greg Craig (the Obama attorney) and Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher, and Flom, now that they are under the gun from the Manafort/Mueller deal.

As in: See, it's all a misunderstanding! We and Manafort were doing Obama-approved good works the whole time!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (AzW6q)

136 No just get the Flying Guillotines
Posted by: Patrick
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I saw the Flying Guillotines open for Headless Horsemen, Jacksonville, 1976.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (H5fqZ)

137 Lookout, he's got a dyslexic gnu!

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (RuIsu)

138 ...this is all pregame. The kav is in. Wait till the fisa docs get released. Thats when the fun starts.

Posted by: DXO at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (nzKWW)

139 let's see...she's 51 now..she was 15 when it happened...if she can't nail it down it didn't happen

*pulls string
Ford: MATH IS HARD!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

140 Tito's is the best.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (TUU1F)
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????

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

141 And there goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (ctuyM)

never take a nap beneath a roosting cow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (iwUO9)

142 There is only one hard-core investigative reporter in America, James O'Keefe.

His scoops are stunning. Naturally the Leftist press hates him for uncovering truth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)

143 Speaking of unredacted classified docs...

WHERE ARE THEY?

Posted by: navybrat, laying low at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (w7KSn)

144
122 "no wonder she was saying it happened sometime between 1978 to 1982"

let's see...she's 51 now..she was 15 when it happened...if she can't nail it down it didn't happen


that sounds like an argument made by someone who believes in meritocracy.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (NmR1a)

145
Matt Dowd must confess his white privilege

Is he that guy with the giant invisible rabbit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (IqV8l)

146
So what you are saying is, Manafort's success in flipping Ukraine from Russia to the EU, and Obama's success in destabilizing the Government of Ukraine were triggering events that forced Russia to attack Ukraine to recover their client state?

And Trump had nothing to do with it?

Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (I9Sw7)

147 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031
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The cows? lol
That'd be a neat trick.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (yUPCi)

148 Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (0OmEj)

149 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (t2AQi)

150 143 Speaking of unredacted classified docs...

WHERE ARE THEY?

Well Conservative treehouse said they asked for more time.. I can't bring stuff over but that's what I read... I hope the President says no... now!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (O2RFr)

151 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.


---

Jeez, I thought they were just doing gay home remodeling crap. Now they're doing legal shows, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:00 PM (PRfdc)

152 119
I'm trying to picture Brett Kavanaugh drunk and gatoring at a party.

Can't.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)


Agree. I see Brett in HS as the guy who thinks he got out of hand because he had 2 beers that night, not one.

And after the second beer, he felt kinda weird, so he went home early, but got up early the next morning to study.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:00 PM (UsCnO)

153 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)



I do too, Jane. Everyone needs to pray for Trump and for Kavanaugh.
They are facing down the demons of hell right now, and I do not mean
that metaphorically.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)



+++

Thanks for the reminder. We need to pray for them and their families.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2sCft)

Very timely and needed reminder.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 18, 2018 06:00 PM (FTXAT)

154 @149
I hope she laced them with x-lax.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (epDn1)

155
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."

Someone who can write? And uses a cliched Vegas slogan as a teenager? A teenager!


He was a teenager three years ago?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l)

156
I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado




Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (HrSJb)

So is Coors.


OMG, COORS WAS AT THE PARTY, TOO!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

157 willowed in last thread:
As a theoretically rational female, I apologize for this. Not all women are sane, just like all men are not sane.

/and yes, I've heard this story before. Commtting dream crimes. Insane.




Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2018 05:32 PM (QKV7o)

Thanks but no need to apologize. There are a non-zero number of bad apples in both barrels, male and female.
GF
got a doozy of one too. We understand totally that we are not at all
like them and to not put the sins of the past person on the current
person.


Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (QLvwG)

158 Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (0OmEj)

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I keep asking this and no one seems to know... In our intelligence bureaucracy parlance, just what exactly does the word "immediate" mean? DC speaks a completely different language.

I am also interested that the media does not seem to be treating this as the Trump "outrage du jour." They're totally focused on this Kavanaugh soap opera... which makes me think they want US focused on it, while they define "immediate" as far down as they can.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (AzW6q)

159 23
If the Dems think Kavanaugh is really guilty, why is that enough to keep him off the Supreme Court, but the the Appeals?



You think they would be pushing to get him completely disbarred.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (mFUyp)



That's next. Look - he withdrew his name. He MUST be guilty. He needs to resign from the district/appeals court !! (I don't know which specific court he is currently on.)

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (q1VoB)

160
20 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)







Yep, that's the way the pig crumbles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (eXA4G)

161 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.
She better watch out, or tater might never leave.
......................
That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Taterhead Stelter at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (yhf6w)

162 Speaking of insane, Tom Arnold sez he and Bob Woodward are "basically the same guy."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

163 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:

"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)

164 @SenWarren

Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."


What happens at Little Big Horn, stays at Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Princess Gray Beaver at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (jDF8P)

165 142
There is only one hard-core investigative reporter in America, James O'Keefe.



His scoops are stunning. Naturally the Leftist press hates him for uncovering truth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)
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Uh, I thought there was only ONE person who got more than one scoop.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (UsCnO)

166 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

Nice.


Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (r9UYA)

167 Matt Dowd must confess his white privilege groping of young boys of color between the years of 99' and 2017...The credibility of these accusations are proof positive of his guilt and he must atone.

And frankly, because white men have gotten away with evil for so long, even if he's not guilty, he should be busted anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (39g3+)

168 "His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)

Resembles the state of FL?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

169 Seriously, how many more women are out there who have been gang-raped by Supreme Court Justices? It's a scourge upon the land!

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They gotta hold their support group meetings at Madison Square Garden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (+y/Ru)

170 158 Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.

----

I keep asking this and no one seems to know... In our intelligence bureaucracy parlance, just what exactly does the word "immediate" mean?


the guy who burns cd is on vacation. gotta wait for him to get back.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (xGZ+b)

171 The nephew in "Arsenic and Old Lace" was the only same one.

You're thinking of the sisters' brother.

Now what was their relationship to the maniac, Johnny?

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (GgmdC)

172
Well Conservative treehouse said they asked for more time.. I can't bring stuff over but that's what I read... I hope the President says no... now!
Posted by: It's me donna
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Send a over a contingent of Marines. Well-caffeinated, nicotine-deprived, with Gen. Mattis in charge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (H5fqZ)

173
Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:



"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."





Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)


It's Yuge and Luxurious?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

174 Do you ever feel like your skateboarding on a razor blade, and you'll either fall off into America, or into some dystopian hell? That's how I feel. Lately it seems like things are spiraling out of control - at an unnatural pace. Like it's all behind the scenes and we are the dupes.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (lwiT4)

175 16
the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed



If it's a rumor, it's a fact. Beyond reproach.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (n6bs1)

Perhaps this is why some people want her under oath as badly as she doesn't want to be under oath. PDT and crew have this letter in their back pocket.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (9dzlp)

176 >>Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.


Oh, that's nice. Imagine how odd this must be for them, encountering someone nice, particularly a woman married to a raaapist!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (W+vEI)

177 162 Speaking of insane, Tom Arnold sez he and Bob Woodward are "basically the same guy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

++++

LOL. The day just gets more and more insane.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (dI3/S)

178 Graham Stack, who was hired by Fusion GPS in July 2016, writes in the Kyiv Post that he "share the blame" for creating what he now says is a false narrative that Manafort worked for the Ukrainian government to advance a pro-Russia agenda.


FU. 20 to life.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (Gjw1J)

179 148
Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (0OmEj)

Is this unexpected rehab'ing of Manafort all part of a late-breaking walkback of their part in the "insurance policy."
"Oops, we were wrong," when in actuality it was a plan to get Trump by tying Mueller to Russia that the media was happily complicit?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (5jVnA)

180
165 Uh, I thought there was only ONE person who got more than one scoop.

anyone can have two scoops!

Posted by: Post Raisin Bran at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (xGZ+b)

181 151 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.


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Jeez, I thought they were just doing gay home remodeling crap. Now they're doing legal shows, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:00 PM (PRfdc)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (xJa6I)

182 Good to know CNN has all the facts on Trumps dick. How about some asshole stats?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (epDn1)

183 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

I do too, Jane. Everyone needs to pray for Trump and for Kavanaugh. They are facing down the demons of hell right now, and I do not mean that metaphorically.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

+++
Thanks for the reminder. We need to pray for them and their families.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2sCft)
***************************
Yes, prayers are needed and if anyone is Catholic an extra Rosary might help too.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (hECVl)

184 Sue fusion gps out of business and put the principals in PMITA federal prison.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (pw+jk)

185 Is there anyone except leftists and possibly Trump's wife who actually cares whether Stormy slept with Trump? Just go away, lady.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)

186 173


Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:





"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."









Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)

It's Yuge and Luxurious?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

And orange.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (9dzlp)

187 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.



Well to be fair, it was the Bears.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (lwiT4)

188 O/T but expected. Houston Comical has been promoting Francis O'Rourke daily any way they can.

Poll out today has Cruz up 9. Not reported.

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (QMG5F)

189 Mueller's looking for an exit and sees the truth as the best option.
Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (QMG5F)

Truth is never the best option for a swamp creature. You can be sure that whatever Mueller determines will be filled with lies, lies of omission, disinformation, and propaganda.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (9BLnV)

190 Hey, where's '#TotesNotTroll'? This nostra-fucking-damus assured us K would withdraw by end of business today.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (fA1SL)

191 On the declassifications.


The presidential directive does not mean, or result in, instant release of unredacted documents - poof! Magic! Nuh uh.


It means a review will be conducted of the documents, with the goal of releasing them all - but agency arguments to retain redactions, or withhold entirely, can still be made within the process. So in the end, some of the stuff may *not* be released at this time, or may still have redactions.


Scuttlebutt (which matches with common sense) is that FISA affidavit sections, and Ohr interview reports, will be first. The broad category of all comms by senior figures on Russia interference-related topics will take longest (logically enough - much bigger volume, and more complicated).



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (QDnY+)

192 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:

"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy


Pssssst CNN! Update your chyron. That's for Bill Clinton!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (Gjw1J)

193 173


Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:


"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."


Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)

It's Yuge and Luxurious?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

It has a blonde clockwise dome wrap?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (5jVnA)

194 i said it this morning and i'll say it again. democommies are degenerate, demented, cocksuckers. normal people are not capable of thinking like them. they are sons and daughters of lucifer. evil always wins the short game. chuck schumer makes hitler look rational.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (KP5rU)

195 Hopefully those cupcakes are packed full of rat poison.

Ok, ok, I know I'll be nice.

Ex-Lax.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (4ErVI)

196 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

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I'm assured that this means record profits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (PRfdc)

197 Can I put my hair out now?

Kinda tingly and all.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (EoRCO)

198 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.




Ha! Love it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (yUPCi)

199 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.



Heaping burning coals upon their heads.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

200 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

My Seahawks are 0-2 so far. Russell Wilson's protection was non-existent. He got sacked six times.

They're making it easy not to watch.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9qZ3S)

201 Gosh, Keith Ellison's girlfriend says she has been shunned by the Dems.

I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

202
Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.
Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (t2AQi)








That's kind of awesome. She's saying "fuck you, assholes" in the nicest way possible.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (eXA4G)

203 182
Good to know CNN has all the facts on Trumps dick. How about some asshole stats?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (epDn1)


This just in...


This just out


This just in.....



Ohhhhhhhh Stormy

Posted by: CNN Suits at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9dzlp)

204 161
Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.

......................

That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Taterhead Stelter at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (yhf6w)

Agreed. Mrs. Kavanaugh should never feed the vermin. They will do what all rodents do, return for more free stuff.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

205 Wasn't most of Ukraine originally Poland?

I ask this because lot of mom's relatives were "tourists" visiting Ukraine in 1941...

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (gmo/4)

206 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.
=
You will like this then. Year he got elected and visited Israel, he visited the Holy sepulchre. It had just been restored earlier that year. There was a nice 3d virtual reality exhibit at the national geographic museum in DC. Anyway the point is, they gave Trump a pebble chipped off the rock slab where Jesus was laid.

Saw the priest in charge of the shrine for the Catholic third interviewed on EWTN about it. He showed it to Kushner first and Kushner was blown away. Took him right to trump on the spot. Trump couldn't believe it either.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ZuGkg)

207 Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

Good reminder, all. My prayers have gotten extra long because of prayers of protection and wisdom for Trump and Pence and their families, bringing down Mueller's investigation and the deep state, that the thorns of Soros etc might be removed from our side and accoutability for the crooks. I wish someone high profile like Franklin Grahama might call for a day of fasting and prayer too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (AllCR)

208 196; comrade will be here to prove full of shit, soon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (KP5rU)

209 The accusation is as good as a conviction

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (T4oHT)

210 Feinstein cracking...

https://tinyurl.com/y9aukxdp

Feinstein is acknowledging that perhaps this chick isn't remembering things correctly.

And apparently the FBI has declined to prosecute this.
Twice.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (uDcBt)

211 Maybe we are assholes after all!

Posted by: NFL executives n kneelers at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (nzKWW)

212 Cold comfort for Manafort in his cell

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (1CjSZ)

213 *SANE one*!

Godammit, autocorrect!

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (GgmdC)

214 "His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

Sounds like the two moron hookers in Fargo (movie) when they were trying to describe the two perps.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (9qZ3S)

215 So the channel that employees Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper are talking about dicks.

Wow big surprise there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (4ErVI)

216 Welp, October will be lit as fuck.

There are more holes in Dr. whatshername's story than my last 25yd target.

What's the over/under on her actually showing up Monday? Looking doubtful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (iiixZ)

217 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:


"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

-

One of Trump's hurricane interviews had him saying "it's huge and wet" and I thought it was a shame I couldn't do some internet thing with him and Stormy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (PRfdc)

218 If Kavanaugh's wife wanted to troll the media camped outside her house, she could toss them bird seed.

That's what I'd do, but I'm not the wife of a SC candidate. And knowing my husband's past, never would be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

219 196
Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.


Well duh, the Emmy's were on.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (Dhht7)

220 (173) Zombie Ricardo Montalban sez "Fine Corinthian Leather" satchel?

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (RuIsu)

221 20 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)



Yep, that's the way the pig crumbles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (eXA4G)


The left lie like cucumbers.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (yUPCi)

222 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (fA1SL)


TotesNotTroll. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (AllCR)

223 I wish someone high profile like Franklin Grahama might call for a day of fasting and prayer too.


I follow him on Facebook, Fen. I'll let you know if I see something.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (lwiT4)

224 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:



"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."



Posted by: Bicentennialguy



isn't 'every penis'...whoa...never mind. what am i thinking dropping that here?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (O5bec)

225 Well duh, the Emmy's were on.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (Dhht7)


Oh yea. Wonder how their ratings were.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (yUPCi)

226 ExLax cupcakes bitches.
MrsKavanaugh

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (mCMQ5)

227 That must be some schwantz. She's seen more swinging dicks than the urinals at Madison Square Garden.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (jp0Bv)

228 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (t2AQi)

Hopefully laced with enough Ex-Lax to give a statue the screaming shits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (iwUO9)

229 Hello everyone! Took the first flight out LA to Houston and now waiting to catch an evening flight back. Been out of the loop today..has Kav been tarred, feathered and run out of town yet?

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (c9z3K)

230 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:



"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."


One more in the crowd for her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

231 221
20 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)





Yep, that's the way the pig crumbles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (eXA4G)





The left lie like cucumbers.



Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (yUPCi)

they make me want to beat my head against a dead horse.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (O5bec)

232 Nostra fuking damus. LOL. I love you-in a completely not oppressive sister in Jesus sort of way!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (AllCR)

233 His penis is seared, SEARED in my memory.

Posted by: Stormy Daniel at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

234 Her cupcakes are probably better than the one's Elana Kagan's wife makes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (xPl2J)

235 Feinstein is acknowledging that perhaps this chick isn't remembering things correctly.



And apparently the FBI has declined to prosecute this.

Twice.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (uDcBt)


Feinstein pissed off the old boys club, which she was a member of. She didn't want to release it, but needed to because of left wing pressure and her upcoming election vs. De Leon. Now that it might be blowing up and Ford will be a no-show, she burned all the bridges around her.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (q1VoB)

236 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

And orange.
Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (9dzlp)

Like Chester Cheetah's arm

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

237

You know that song that goes: I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the moo-oooo--ood?

Who sings that?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (8jjJt)

238 Re NFL

Are the gay guys dancing for the black dudes yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (PRfdc)

239 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:



"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."





Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU
*******************************
Have they really reached to this level of slime or is this a joke from The Onion?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (hECVl)

240 has Kav been tarred, feathered and run out of town yet?

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (c9z3K)



He and Gorsuch have both been convicted of rape. Matthew Dowd testified for the prosecution.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (lwiT4)

241 You know that song that goes: I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the moo-oooo--ood?

Who sings that?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (8jjJt)
---
Robert Plant

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (vDqXW)

242 237: robert plant.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

243 "False narrative" aka FAKE NEWS

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (CE6iV)

244 205 Wasn't most of Ukraine originally Poland?

you like stirring things up, don't you?

Posted by: Volhynia at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (NmR1a)

245 You're always sorry
You're always grateful
You're always wondering what might have been
Then she walks in

And still you're sorry
...

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (lZ9yI)

246 You know that song that goes: I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the moo-oooo--ood?

Who sings that?

Posted by: Soothsayer --

-

Spike Jones.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (PRfdc)

247 Oh yea. Wonder how their ratings were.

Record low!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (9qZ3S)

248 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh are both calling FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

GET OUT!!!

Posted by: Shelly Ford Bozo, trapped in the past at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (vcOmj)

249 168
"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."



Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)



Resembles the state of FL?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)


Minty?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (9dzlp)

250 Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: In what way?
Hooker No. 1: I dunno... just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson: Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Hooker No. 1: Yah...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

251 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.

......................

That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Taterhead Stelter

Agreed. Mrs. Kavanaugh should never feed the vermin. They will do what all rodents do, return for more free stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Those chocolate chunks? Ex-Lax. Any no, you can't use our bathroom.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (Gjw1J)

252 Minorities can never be racist because of entrenched power structures.

But the Left, who controls 99% of the "power structure" of mass media, can also never be guilty of anything... because reasons.

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (uEbPt)

253 "Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded."

heard a guy on the radio declare it was a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones. I've got news for him. My sons, both slightly north of 29 have zero interest in the NFL and never have, Both can tell you everything about college f'ball and have encyclopedic knowledge of baseball. NFL and NBA don't register

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (QMG5F)

254 Have they really reached to this level of slime or is this a joke from The Onion?
=====

Unfortunately, it's true.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (//voU)

255 I hope Mrs. Kav had the dog help her make them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

256 Anyway the point is, they gave Trump a pebble chipped off the rock slab where Jesus was laid.




Wow. I did not know that. God bless Israel.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (yUPCi)

257 He and Gorsuch have both been convicted of rape. Matthew Dowd testified for the prosecution.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (lwiT4)


Their executions and dismembering will be held live on every network but Fox. Shep will post the highlights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

258 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

Ha! Love it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (yUPCi)
+++++
Was a die hard NFL fan since the 1985 Bears got me interested again. Watched it whenever I could. Have watched a game in a year and a half. Don't miss it.

Not. Tired. Of. Winning!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (2sCft)

259 200
Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.



My Seahawks are 0-2 so far. Russell Wilson's protection was non-existent. He got sacked six times.



They're making it easy not to watch.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9qZ3S)

yeah.

no jokes or humor on this topic, just yeah.

But Go Dawgs! Huskies vs Herm Edward's Arizona State Sundevils. on ESPN.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (UsCnO)

260 CNN ask Stormy how far down her throat Trump reached? Did he make tonsil nirvana?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (epDn1)

261 >>>198 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.



awww too bad. otoh I am loving my New Jersey Generals t-shirt I got on amazon.

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)

262 247
Oh yea. Wonder how their ratings were.



Record low!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (9qZ3S)


STILL A RECORD!

Posted by: NFL Suits at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (9dzlp)

263 Brett Kavanaugh talking chicks up at a house party circa 1979 - 1983:
Chickie-doo, wearing a "Virginia Is For Lovers" t-shirt stretched tightly across her ample, rounded, bounteous, corn-fed bosoms, bats her doe eyes and looks up at Brett, whereupon he says,

"And Maryland Is For Crabs!"

Chickie-doo exits stage right.


*The preceding may or may not have been based on actual events.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (QLvwG)

264 Now that it might be blowing up and Ford will be a no-show, she burned all the bridges around her.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (q1VoB)

Trump curse!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (5jVnA)

265 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:

"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."


Trump: "Damn straight!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (ziPP0)

266 His penis is seared, SEARED in my memory.
Posted by: Stormy Daniel



It's YUGE!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (vcOmj)

267 232. Thank you. I rather liked your 'grieving widow' shiv, m'seld.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

268 You know that song that goes: I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the moo-oooo--ood?

Robert Plant

https://youtu.be/jj5nH0O8lmg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)

269 Resembles the state of FL?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

Denmark

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (xPJvm)

270 Who sings that?

Bob Ficus

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (9qZ3S)

271
177 162 Speaking of insane, Tom Arnold sez he and Bob Woodward are "basically the same guy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

++++

LOL. The day just gets more and more insane.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (dI3/S)







Just a few days ago, Arnold got into a brawl with Mark Burnett AND Roma Downey. Besides the obvious insanity of attacking a couple, Burnett is filthy rich, extremely powerful in Hollywood, and is a former British Para who saw combat in the Falklands War. THAT'S the guy you want to throw down with?

I'm thinking of the accountant who tried to bribe Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (eXA4G)

272 261
>>>198 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.







awww too bad. otoh I am loving my New Jersey Generals t-shirt I got on amazon.

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)


Trump should sell those and donate the profits to Wounded Warrior.

Posted by: NFL Suits at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (9dzlp)

273 249
168

"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."


Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)




Resembles the state of FL?



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

Minty?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (9dzlp)

Has SAS on it which will eventually spell Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (O5bec)

274 269 Resembles the state of FL?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

Denmark
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (xPJvm)

Michigan.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

275 I would not be surprised if the cupcakes were PDT's idea. PDT's strategy for all things supreme-court-related has been to been very dignified (which is different from his strategy on other topics). He probably told them in their strategy meeting to stay on message ("happy, nice family") while they call the Dem's bluff. Literally "let them eat cake."

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (t2AQi)

276 Dammit sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (9dzlp)

277 heard a guy on the radio declare it was a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones.




Bwahahahahaha

They continue to deny reality. Well, at least they are consistent.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (yUPCi)

278 Ha. Can you imagine having a porn star who has seen 500+ male parts say that yours is special?

I can't imagine that will turn out how she hopes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (PRfdc)

279 >>>Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.

Turns out some hard drives got accidentally wiped. In a strange coinkydink, they happened to contain all the info the prez requested! Woopsie!

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (q177U)

280 Cold comfort for Manafort in his cell
Posted by: Marcus T


He can think about Trump's penis!

Posted by: Stormy Dumbfucker at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (vcOmj)

281 The "Gorsuch too!" letter feels too good to be true. I'm witholding judgement unless it gets produced.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (AEeCX)

282 Reading Andrew McCarthy in a trip down memory lane, votes for confirmation
Notorious RBG 96 -3
Breyer 87 - 9
Roberts 78 - 27
Alito 58 - 42
Sotomajor 68 - 31
Kagan 63 - 37
Gorsuch 54- 45

Democrats sail through, Republicans have to fight tooth and nail

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (T4oHT)

283 Saw the priest in charge of the shrine for the Catholic third interviewed on EWTN about it. He showed it to Kushner first and Kushner was blown away. Took him right to trump on the spot. Trump couldn't believe it either.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ZuGkg)

Cool! I thought they also showed the Kush President Trump's picture smiting the devil and Hillary on Yigael's Wall.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (EoRCO)

284 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

285 heard a guy on the radio declare it was a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones.

Yeah that's the business model Marvel Comics has been working under while plummeting in sales for 3 years. How exactly getting rid of fans helps I'm unable to explain. Do they think there's limited room on the bench for fans or something?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (39g3+)

286 Denmark



Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (xPJvm)


I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: Trump at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (5jVnA)

287 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

Thx. It's good to know other people were rather annoyed by him too, even if I was the most outwardly irritable one.

Given the curent political climate "He's dead" seems like a very poor choice of words by TotesnotTroll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (AllCR)

288 now that Manafort made a deal and may be helping convict Podestas, not Trumps ... hey, he's not such a bad guy after all ... all is forgiven.


Of course we knew this two years ago, but it didn't serve our PsyOp and Coup back then, to admit what liars we are.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

289
every penis is distinctive in a certain way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (KP5rU)


Is there something you'd like to share with the Horde?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

290 233
His penis is seared, SEARED in my memory.


Posted by: Stormy Daniel at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

----
Its prolly the gonorrhea

Posted by: BluesFish at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (GyYp6)

291 Every dick is beautiful in its own way

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

292 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.
=====

I loved them, every one.

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (//voU)

293 a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones.

Yeah, because if there is one thing that businesses hate, it is MORE money.


Genius!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (5jVnA)

294 Poland was "moved westward" as a result of the outcome of the little unpleasantness in the area back in the '40s. So yes, part of Soviet and independent Ukraine were Poland up to 1939. This area had some of the only open unrest seen in the USSR prior to the pre-collapse period of the late '80s, and the only significant political unrest in an ethnic-European area that I can recall (Georgia of course had lots of fun and uproar at regular intervals, it is the way of their people - also, the Soviet republic with the most party leaders executed for $$$ corruption - Georgia's great! Sort of a Sicily in the Caucasus).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (QDnY+)

295 I think Stormy should raise money by getting people to show her their penis for a fee. Closest one to Trumps gets a prize- kind of like the porn star version of prizes they have at fairs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)

296 I hope Mrs. Kav had the dog help her make them.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

I hope that she had help from Ex-Lax.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (xPl2J)

297 289: Jane, maybe later.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

298 I have drank Titos and found it wanting. Give me Polish potato vodka any day.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (7PllL)

299 Well, I mean it used to be that supreme court nominations were pretty well just assumed, the senate confirmation was a formality until Bork. Then they decided it was time to turn it into a freaking clown show and its gotten worse every year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)

300 I saw Robert Plant and Allison Krauss at Ravinia a few years ago. You wouldn't think their voices would meld, but it was lovely.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (lwiT4)

301 Is there something you'd like to share with the Horde?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

SEE! thats why I didn't go there!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (O5bec)

302 heard a guy on the radio declare it was a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones.

-

Yeah, you know. Just like the wildly popular Monster energy Nascar series.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (PRfdc)

303 283. Wouldn't mind pharaonic style art of trump scourging his enemies. But ya gotta build it big, see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (fA1SL)

304 260
CNN ask Stormy how far down her throat Trump reached? Did he make tonsil nirvana?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (epDn1)

Stormy, point to that spot on your neck for the court?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (UsCnO)

305
Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals.


THEN IT STARTED TO EAT THE POPCORN!




Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

306 My Seahawks are 0-2 so far. Russell Wilson's protection was non-existent. He got sacked six times.

They're making it easy not to watch.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9qZ3S)


Rumor has it there's a lot of trouble in the locker room over Wilson and the coach coddling him at the expense of the other players.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (AEeCX)

307 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

You didn't read that from us!

Posted by: ESPN.com at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (oTMWb)

308 295
I think Stormy should raise money by getting people to show her their
penis for a fee. Closest one to Trumps gets a prize- kind of like the
porn star version of prizes they have at fairs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)

I think that should be penii.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (5jVnA)

309 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

+++
Didn't Tolstoy begin one of his novel with that line?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (2sCft)

310 Ms Cavenaugh, how come there is chewed up corn in these cupcakes?

Posted by: CNN at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (epDn1)

311 281 The "Gorsuch too!" letter feels too good to be true. I'm witholding judgement unless it gets produced.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer


lol. why?

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (nFwvY)

312 Sorry about this bonhomme, but fuck the Seahawks with a red hot poker.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (NWiLs)

313 Wondering if penis talk is better than fart discussions

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (c9z3K)

314 I guess every penis tells a story. Or would, if it could.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

315 258
Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.



Ha! Love it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (yUPCi)

+++++

Was a die hard NFL fan since the 1985 Bears got me interested again.
Watched it whenever I could. Have watched a game in a year and a
half. Don't miss it.



Not. Tired. Of. Winning!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (2sCft)


Former NFL addict....don't miss it one bit.

Fun to watch once in a while. But it's mostly a boring pile of trash. I'd rather sit outside and watch the birds on my feeders.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (9dzlp)

316 Yeah, I thought of Anna Karenina when I saw that.
"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (xPl2J)

317 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


That seems like a bit of knowledge that not everyone has.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (vcOmj)

318

In b4 Porky's reference?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (8jjJt)

319 305


Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals.


THEN IT STARTED TO EAT THE POPCORN!


Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (gmo/4)


LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (O5bec)

320 Just a few days ago, Arnold got into a brawl with Mark Burnett AND Roma Downey.



Yep, he wanted tapes from "The Apprentice"(Burnett produced). Arnold believes they will take Trump down. Burnett wouldn't give them to him. So Tom got physical.

That's why Tom compared himself to Woodward, bcz of the tapes and some TV show he is promoting.

Burnett & Roma are married and proclaimed Christians...just FyI.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (yUPCi)

321 313 Wondering if penis talk is better than fart discussions
Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (c9z3K)

Not mutually exclusive, you know.

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

322 What Broadway is begging for right now, is "The Penis Chronicles."

Imagine the cast!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

323 AND Repub choices have judicial chops and constitutional competence ... Dems are just social justice warriors, willing to ignore the law for their brave new world. Wise Latina indeed.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (Cus5s)

324 314
I guess every penis tells a story. Or would, if it could.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC)


You are on a roll.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (9dzlp)

325 Kinda tingly and all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM


It's the beta-aniline.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (ctuyM)

326 313. Let a hundred schlongs swing, and a thousand farts blossom. - Great Helmsman, if he'd been a Moron

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (fA1SL)

327 I think that should be penii.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (5jVnA)

I'll take your word for it. I've never had multiple men show me their penis at one time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (AllCR)

328 Rumor has it there's a lot of trouble in the locker room over Wilson and
the coach coddling him at the expense of the other players.


Did they have a guy retire at halftime yet?

Posted by: The Buffalo Bills at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (jDF8P)

329 My dick just transmitted an update from Uranus.

"Said to Stormy one lonely night... from Uranus."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (iiixZ)

330 321
313 Wondering if penis talk is better than fart discussions

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (c9z3K)



Not mutually exclusive, you know.

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)


FIRST ON THE FART THREAD

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (9dzlp)

331 "His penis is distinctive in a certain way."



Posted by: Bicentennialguy at

Aren't they all? Including boobs, balls, and whoo-ha's

Posted by: cheri at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (oiNtH)

332 Just a few days ago, Arnold got into a brawl with Mark Burnett AND Roma Downey. Besides the obvious insanity of attacking a couple, Burnett is filthy rich, extremely powerful in Hollywood, and is a former British Para who saw combat in the Falklands War. THAT'S the guy you want to throw down with?

I'm thinking of the accountant who tried to bribe Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (eXA4G)

++++