This ONT Is No Joke!

Do you know why? This picture holds a clue:

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Shocking


CO Soldiers Celebrating Post Deployment At Hilton Met With Shocking Sign ‘No Longer Serving Military & Their Guests’

The people that posted the sign? Fired. Huh. I guess wonders never do cease.


Them Other McDonalds Are Fine



Sure, she's a comedienne doing a bit, but it's a funny bit.


History

The Last Slave Ship Survivor Gave an Interview in the 1930s. It Just Surfaced


I found this bit to be interesting:

Hurston’s use of vernacular dialogue in both her novels and her anthropological interviews was often controversial, as some black American thinkers at the time argued that this played to black caricatures in the minds of white people. Hurston disagreed, and refused to change Lewis’ dialect—which was one of the reasons a publisher turned her manuscript down back in the 1930s.
Many decades later, her principled stance means that modern readers will get to hear Lewis’ story the way that he told it.

That's....not usually celebrated. History is the study of people, and being able to “hear” those people with a realistic “voice” makes understanding them easier. Liberals have kittens over Huck Finn's use of the N word WRT Jim, but that realistic portrayal of the period vernacular makes the character's moral story arc more remarkable. Now, of course Huck Finn is fiction, but the same holds true with historical accounts.


Feminist Insanity

Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officers
This is somehow supposed to be the same as restrictions on abortion or something, don't ask me. They seem to miss the slight distinction that Pussy-Hat Pammy is, you know, killing someone while Onan over there is just messing up the sidewalk. In any event, I can imagine if this thing passed:

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Just reporting that I nutted officer"

"Ew"

"I'm going again, should I call back or do you want to hold the line?"

The Religion of Humanity
Christianity and Humanity—from a Distance


Mahoney draws on..(various philosophers - Ed)..to elucidate the ways in which Catholic laymen, intellectuals, and authorities—very much including Pope Francis—are allowing a desiccated humanitarianism to take the place of the Christian gospel itself. They are, as Machen complained about liberal Protestants a century ago, dutifully taking their orders from sages and experts who have only contempt for Christianity and so relinquishing the very thing they mean to preserve: their own relevance.

Almost every time I see non-Christians trying to use gospel as either a “gotcha!” to Christians or as a justification for one of their idiot ideas (Jesus was a socialist, man!), the number one thing that they miss is that the teachings of Jesus were intended for individuals. “Render unto Caesar” was a rejection of worldly concerns as applicable to his teachings at all (and a neat sidestep of a transparent trap).

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Mmmm, Pie*

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* 400 Quatloons to the person who gets the reference here.


Feel Good Story

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by NeverTrumpers reacting to the news about the Mueller report:

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Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (8wKjk)

2 WD stuck his finger in the dyke!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (kQs4Y)

3 My third first of the day.

Life is good.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (8wKjk)

4 Ooont

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:06 PM (dm05u)

5 That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)

6 Ahoy, ſodomites!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (CLcKT)

7 Tis a good day people!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

8 Can this day get any better?

The Liberals are weeping and gnashing their teeth.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (8wKjk)

9 No punchline!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)

10 Whomp whomp

Posted by: McCool at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (9X4u5)

11 Thanks for the ONT.

I always loved history. One of my favorite professors in college (a tiny little woman) said that first person accounts are actually often the most biased of anything you read (because all of the person's biases are unfiltered.) However, they are extraordinarily informative because of what the source says and does not say, how they say it, when they said it, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (brgv3)

12 I give up on the top pic. What clue?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (ujbNH)

13 There's no Punch Line.

Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

14 Mcdonalds ! On Dorset...

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (dm05u)

15 Sooo. Do we get a Downfall video by Sunday ?

Posted by: McCool at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (9X4u5)

16 Don't drink the Kool Aide?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (fF3XF)

17 To commemorate today's anniversary of the Stamp Act, I present a new verse for an old song:

Pranky Robert ran for office
Skateboarding while blotto
Dumped verdant feces in a bowl
And called it avocado

Posted by: Tired of my old handle and all the good ones are taken at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (zLLOw)

18 Whoa, another executive just resigned at SPLC!! Bwahahaha!

Trump you magnificent bastard!!

Posted by: gp at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (mk9aG)

19 That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)


With coney sauce!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

20 So, Adam Schiff will join with O J and Fox Mulder knowing that "the truth is out there"

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (e8kgV)

21 it don't matter. Trump is guilty and Hillary should be President and Allyslanderer Loopy Cortizone should be all nine members of the Supreme Court

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ZqRa6)

22 You folks don't look like you need another McRib sandwich.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (aS1PU)

23 2019 is definitely on track to be the Best. Year. EVAH!

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (fF3XF)

24 Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

duh

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ujbNH)

25 I liked the barbershop story, good people there!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (f3oO4)

26 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

27 Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

(golf clap)

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (fF3XF)

28 Fook Tomato Pie!
All them other pies are fine

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (dm05u)

29 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)


A kind of weasel.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx)

30 Mom! those deplorables are talking about dykes again!!!!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (vhXcf)

31

I was raised in Alabama and I never heard of buttermilk pie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

32 There was a general pie shortage in the greater Chicagoland/Northwest Indiana area on March 14. We were forced into Banana Cream, which is practically what they ate on slave ships.

Then I saw the lady with the McRib rhubarb.

I wept because I had no shoes. Then I saw a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (LNHb2)

33 I KNEW my rather lame comment on the previous thread was going to be willowed as I hit post.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (eASYU)

34 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

One of the many varieties of Hamburger Helper.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (8wKjk)

35 oh geez, Ingraham just had a line that Schiff might want to subpoena Mueller.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6)

36 That Colorado story is making me do a slow burn.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

37 >>>Sure, she's a comedienne doing a bit, but it's a funny bit.

FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

38 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

-----------------

???

Posted by: Betty Crocker at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (iQKgg)

39
I was raised in Alabama and I never heard of buttermilk pie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

It's considered a delicacy at church suppers in Georgia. You are missing out.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (8wKjk)

40 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (kOpft)

41 I call shenanigans on that map.
Not one search for hair pie?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (yIBga)

42 oh geez, Ingraham just had a line that Schiff might want to subpoena Mueller.

Yeah, it was mentioned on Tucker earlier. That dude is certifiable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

43 The article is interesting, but the author has their own biases.

He was upset that the government would not provide any 'reparations' for stealing him from his own land? That is the author's word choice, I doubt it is this guy's. Also, why would the government, that just spent blood and treasure doing something that freed you and people like you, be further monetarily responsible for your illegal enslavement (the slave trade being illegal at that point?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (brgv3)

44 There's no Punch Line.

*groan*

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (OiC69)

45 UC Irvine wins, and Mueller drops a nothing burger. What a friday

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (GeRdb)

46 8 Can this day get any better?

The Liberals are weeping and gnashing their teeth.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (8wKjk)

Yes, it can get better.

I'm thinking Jim Jones and The Kool Aid Band solution.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

PRE OVERNIGHT THREAD: RACHEL MADDOW CRIES LIKE A HYSTERICAL LUNATIC



All of the Daily Twitter Jerk-Off Circle of Self-Proclaimed Geniuses is busy trying to explain how "Chromatic aberrations" in the Birth Certificate image mean their conspiracy theories are still viable.

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Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (8wKjk)

2 Thanks for... this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

3 hiya Ace

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (8wKjk)

4 Th

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

5 Sweet lib tears! I want to wash my feet in them!

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (U7k5w)

6 Let's talk about our colons!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (kQs4Y)

7 Top ten?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (h4pf3)

8 Life is good on days like this!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

9 This is why women are not taken seriously at times, the freakin tears!

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (fnWQo)

10 PROOT PROOT!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (CLcKT)

11 For reelz?

I didn't know she had any water in her. Dried up Old Maid.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (8wKjk)

12 Mad cow can't bull dyke her way out of this one!

Posted by: raimondo at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (qKDxf)

13 Is hir head really that freakishly large and wedge-shaped?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)

14 I thought men didn't cry...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (vcatx)

15 *looks around at festive atmosphere*

*claps hands together*

Bring on the Busty Lesbians and some pudding!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (brgv3)

16 She's cyyyyyyyyiiiing over you.



Cryyyyyyyiiiiing over you.



LOL

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (9dzlp)

17 Altho Madcow should never be taken seriously, thems are the rules for animatronic cashews.

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (fnWQo)

18 Is it just me, or does it appear that Mad Cow has had a 'skull lift'?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (CLcKT)

19 She should cry because she's Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: joefl65 at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (IG7Cj)

20 9There are many reasons: pussyhats, wearing hijabs for solidarity, the spark of whatever the fuck in was with MS-13, backing the refugees in Sweden....

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 09:59 PM (U7k5w)

21 Hey Rachel, breath deep the aroma of fail!

Posted by: Muellar's Wet Fart at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (9dzlp)

22 She's crazy,
crazy for feelin'
so lonely...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (brgv3)

23 I hope my Club 85 coworkers are watching her tonight.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (h4pf3)

24 That dude is getting weirder looking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (/tuJf)

25 18. Botox and maybe some fillers

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (fnWQo)

26 Is hir head really that freakishly large and wedge-shaped?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)


Looks normal to me!

Posted by: David Hogg at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (4A5fG)

27 ok that laugh on that vid is the best part!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (V2Yro)

28

Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (saqYT)

29 18: Something weird about the angle. I wasn't sure who it was until I heard the voice.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (U7k5w)

30 It's totally a sign of a perfectly sane person to cry on air when you find out that your President actually didn't collude with a foreign country to rig an election.

Perfectly. Sane.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (fF3XF)

31 I would worry about someone loosing her shit.

Like, attack mode?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (UOVq+)

32 That's a man baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (Z+IKu)

33 Is Gudger College still in the old basketball tournament? The Chipahoys fielded quite a team of cagers this year.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (LNHb2)

34 (i think they held the cell phone camera up close to the tv for a redneck zoom effect, made things kinda weird)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (V2Yro)

35 We are all going to DIE in twelve years if we don't do something now about madcow farts.

Posted by: Alexandria the Great at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (GvEen)

36 Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (kQs4Y)

37 Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (saqYT)


I ain't sticking my finger in that!

Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (4A5fG)

38 Well she and that other chick, Chris Hayes, can go and have a good cry.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (WNAuL)

39 28

Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (saqYT)

Said the little dutch boy,
to the little dutch girl,
when will you say 'I will?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (brgv3)

40 They'll always have Scooter Libby.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (LNHb2)

41 LMAO! Just saw someone post a pic of Mueller with a tshirt that says I investiagted Trump for two years and all I got was this lousy tshirt.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

42 28: Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking

Thread winner. Shut it down!

Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (kIHpu)

43 Trans-Harry Potter hardest hit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (UOVq+)

44 I've not watched TuCa (or really any news) for about 17-months. But I watched tonight.

Glad I did.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (fF3XF)

45 Xis head... So it's not just my imagination!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (CLcKT)

46 Some funny shit

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (dKiJG)

47 Trump promised Mueller he could get his kids onto the Trump University rowing team.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (LNHb2)

48 Turn out the lights, the party's over.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (8wKjk)

49 Tom Servo: (i think they held the cell phone camera up close to the tv for a redneck zoom effect, made things kinda weird)

They were trying to get a downblouse... inexplicably.

Posted by: Three Dee World at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (GvEen)

50 All those sad bastards that believed there were thousands of sealed indictments!!! The number went up every time they talked about it.

All those nasty messages to Don Jr about how he was going to jail just as soon as Mueller was thru with his father!!!

All those blowhards second guessing Giuliani et al.

The sweet sweet tears dripping down their cheeks as their day dreams are punctured forever.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (vhXcf)

51 Where is the little Dutch boy? The dyke is leaking
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM (saqYT)

*golfclap*

He got ahold of that one!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (brgv3)

52 South Park : https://is.gd/PeKTtj

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (P1AAi)

53 LOL

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (dm05u)

54 Too bad I can't see twitter videos.

But at least we stopped talking about colonoscopies.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

55 What a homo.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (tRLIC)

56 Turn out the lights, the party's over.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:03 PM (8wKjk)

You forgot to sock "Dandy Don, Sloshed and Slurring at the End of Monday Night Football."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (UOVq+)

57
How about that Maddow guy and Martha Raddetz get together for a cry-a-thon? Although that much ugly might break the cameras

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (saqYT)

58 The True ONT is Up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (kQs4Y)

59 Objective journalism. Good to see.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (OiC69)

60 NOOD
ONT

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (8wKjk)

61 I know it's early, but I'm pretty sure that, barring something really catastrophic, PDJT is re-elected with at least a plurality of the "popular" "vote" and at least 32-state wins.

And the GOPe will win-back the house, not that that matters.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (fF3XF)

62 is this better or worse (in terms of hilarity) than when she told people that, it's not a nightmare, it's real, Trump won the election?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (ZqRa6)

63 Just a 5th grade boy striking out at the Little League World Series. All those nights dreaming of this moment, and a big whiff! Then the tears.

Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (/aiGx)

64 NOOD
ONT
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (8wKjk)

My. that was quick.

Posted by: Nurse Murch at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (UOVq+)

65 THERE'S NO CRYING IN CONSPIRACY-CRAFTING!!!

Posted by: Tom Hanks at March 22, 2019 10:06 PM (yIBga)

66 Just wait until 2020, that fake news witch will be weeping so much she will need a life jacket to prevent her from drowning in her own tears.

MSNBC is allegedly considering changing her shows theme music to smokey Robinsons "Tears of a Clown"

I'm going long on Kleenex.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cCxiu)

67
That dude is getting weirder looking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:00 PM


Dude, or half chick? I'm starting to slightly entertain the possibility of some middling gender thing. On a case by case basis.

If it's a she, doesn't she look in the mirror every day and say, "I look pretty much like a dude." If it's a he, doesn't he look in the mirror every day and say, "I don't look much like a chick, I gotta do better."?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (jYje5)

68 26 Is hir head really that freakishly large and wedge-shaped?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)

Looks normal to me!
Posted by: David Hogg


Geez, you're right. "She" could be his mother. Course, she'd have to have had sex with a man. Unlikely.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

69 It's almost as if this investigation was slow walked to swing the midterms for the dems.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (tRLIC)

70 On her Monday night show, Madcow will no doubt have one of her trademark 25-minute storytime segments, using geometric logic to show that despite no indictments from Mueller, one of the USS Trump's crew did indeed have a key to the wardroom icebox, and that's where he picked-up the daily collusion instructions and bribe from Putin.

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (AMIL/)

71 I'm touching myself tonight.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (RIS4Y)

72 Mueller free now to lead a special prosecution of payola for college admissions?

Posted by: RioBravo at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (iQKgg)

73 G'night all.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (NtglE)

74 Hmmm. I always had the feeling that along with covering up Hillary's crimes; and the fact that there was at least a wink and a nod from Barry's admin, that the relentless FNM drum-beating of "Russia Russia Russian collusion" was to keep the lefty viewers from freaking out and demanding mass firings in the media outfits plus a massive house cleaning at the DNC. I did not realize that the commie loving talking heads had to believe the lie to keep themselves from falling into deep deep depression.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (eASYU)

75 The thing about this is, she should have prepared herself for utter disappointment in the report. Predictions that it was a nothingburger were all over the place. So instead of preparing herself like a professional and adult, she goes on tv and makes a big ass of herself by getting all hysterical. Waaah.
Grow up, bitch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

76 It is funny, but these people are so emotionally attached to their view of the world it is scary. They will not admit they are wrong instead they will latch on to some new fantasy to explain why the first fantasy did not come true.



Posted by: William Eaton at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (MuTTO)

77 And the GOPe will win-back the house, not that that matters.


On the bright side, we got rid of 40 GOPEs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

78 i added a meme I like

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (PbpT7)

Tucker Carlson: The Media Figures Who Pushed This Soon-to-be-Disproved Sham Collusion Conspiracy Theory Should be "Punished"
Mollie Hemingway on Tucker Now

This is from last night. It applies with even more force today.

Now, by "punished," he does not mean "indicted," as he clarifies. He means "publicly shamed" and "forced to apologize."

I normally wouldn't even agree with that... except I remember the left demanding "accountability" from pundits who made erroneous claims and false predictions about the Iraq War. And there was a lot of that in the media.

So: Should conspiracy theorists pushing a falsehood that undermines trust in the US democratic system be similarly required to come to a reckoning?

Answer: No. They control the message, and that means they control the questions that may be asked, and the criticisms that may be lodged.

You don't have to respond to a question or criticism you've suppressed so much that the half of the country you depend on for support never even hears of it.

Carlson also asks, rhetorically: If people on the right had claimed, without evidence, that Barack Obama was colluding with Iran for three years, would they be allowed on any media platform?

He says that's rhetorical. They wouldn't be -- unless they offered a groveling apology to King Barky the Wonderdog.

Definitely watch the opening of last night's show.

Take care! Have a nice weekend!

90 minutes away from entering the official Day 7 of the fast, and no problems!

Oh, and it's weird to put up Tucker from last night when you're probably watching Tucker now -- and Mollie's on now. But check this vid out later, just the first 8-10 minutes.

Can We Stop This Avenue of Conspiracy Theorycrafting Now?



When Fusion Ken says your conspiracy theory is wrong, it's wrong.

BTW: Someone on Fox pointed out that James Comey seemed to have advanced word of this report today. I think Harris Faulkner. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM




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1 Put them against a wall

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

2 Wow. Another Spooge!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XjrCx)

3 Off to get the Yorkies

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XjrCx)

4 Don't expect an apology from any of the coup conspirators and agitators. They are righteous in their own eyes and won't feel the need.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (WNAuL)

5 4th!

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XROPS)

6 6th!

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XROPS)

7 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32 P

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Marcia Marcia Marcia at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (XROPS)

8 Please Trump announce the Pardons.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (dKiJG)

9 RUSSIANS EVERYWHERE!!!1!

Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (IGmNT)

10 Stay with me Ace!

Posted by: Hydration at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (beH4q)

11 Where's the flaming skull tonight?!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (ixZj7)

12 Day 7? Absolute madman.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (tRLIC)

13 Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (OAlmw)

14
Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.
Posted by: WisRich


The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

15 CNN was ready, already has put up 11 LOOMING QUESTIONS, claiming among other things that Trump can still be indicted for Obstruction Of Justice, etc.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Bwqq4)

16 Damn, Ace in almost real time watching Tucker.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (XAYDB)

17 When two consecutive thread titles begin with "Tucker Carlson", then it's a little bit harder to notice nood!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (I/iGu)

18 Anyone remember the Fyre Festival?

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1109224050772062214

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Dh1wo)

19 OT- NDSU only losing their game against Duke by 4 pts at the half

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (FxJnm)

20 Line up all their photos, Wall of Mugshots style.

Caption each with a summary of their "journa Listo" crimes.

Get ACE to write a short, few hundred word summary of the thing, but with URL link reference to an essay-length work on it's own site, expanding the full story to Expose' quality.

Buy ad space in every paper larger than the Greensheet, coast to coast.

And beat the hell out of the Name n' Shame drum on the website. Get all the "big" conservative writers to link to it.

Make enough noise that the MSN can't really ignore it.

Be loud and be loud for MONTHS on this.

Will it work? Likely, not much. But any crack in their structure is for us, a win.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (QzJWU)

21 Was so tempted to put it on but not going to.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (BbGew)

22
Total Crypto Nood!

"Tucker Carlson" in the poat title fooled me because that's the same as the old nood!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (kgAmS)

23 Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.
Posted by: WisRich

The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

--Oh, you so missed the awesome link. . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZEPSqPI1B4

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (XAYDB)

24 @22: "Tucker Carlson in the post title fooled me because that's the same as the old nood!"

Totally!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (I/iGu)

25 They're sunk and they know it. They needed Mueller to come up with something to hang an impeachment on and they got coal in their Christmas stocking. Everything else is just sideshow, nothing that will bring down Trump. The 2016 election is over.

Now, about a little payback, yeah I'm ready for that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (0QYMt)

26 15 CNN was ready, already has put up 11 LOOMING QUESTIONS, claiming among other things that Trump can still be indicted for Obstruction Of Justice, etc.
Posted by: Avenger

I hope Trump pardons everyone Mueller screwed, on Monday.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (mNhs0)

27 Sheesh Ace, I can do 24 hour fasts, barely. I have no idea how you do 7 day fasts.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (ffYR/)

28 They should be punished with a brick, in a pillow case.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (1g7ch)

29 I just tune Chris Hahn out

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (XAYDB)

30 Bwahahaha Tucker asking Chris Haan, "How is he celebrating?"

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (RBOtF)

31 Learn to co[llu]de!

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (dYe5S)

32 2020 elections should be the punishment.

But the GOP will not take advantage of this.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (438dO)

33 Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich
Hahaha Schiff is already talking about issuing a subpoena to Robert Mueller

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (BqBId)

34 I did a three week master cleanse a few years ago. Honestly, once you get past the first three or four days, then it's smooth sailing, assuming you've got a slightly obsessive personality.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (I/iGu)

35
Put them against a wall

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

"'Gainst. The. Wall."
Omar: That one looks Jewish!
Coonman: And that ones a coon!
Cuck Inc.: Who let all this riffraff into the room?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (t6MX/)

36 "If people on the right had claimed, without evidence, that Barack Obama was colluding with Iran for three years, would they be allowed on any media platform?"

In fairness, if they had iron-clad evidence, they would also not be allowed on any media platform.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Ndje9)

37 They should be punished with a brick, in a pillow case.

No, killed by Jason Vorhees in a sleeping bag against a tree.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (dUJdY)

38 We were right, they were wrong. obviously and repeatedly.

Yet somehow we will be forced to apologize.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (KZ0k3)

39 Make them spend three months in the barrel. Let God, and whatever they can find in that foul, slimy, smelly put be their only sustenance and source of comfort.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (brgv3)

40 I love how the new Dem thing is "we demand to have the report released" and the 'pubs are saying "yeah, us too".

This is such a nontroversy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (fuK7c)

41 But the GOP will not take advantage of this.

2/3 of the GOP was hoping right along with the Democrats.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (Bwqq4)

42 Go for 21 days, ace.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (tRLIC)

43 For Liberals this is how I felt when I saw that Hillary wasn't going to be charged with anything.

She was guilty but they tried to frame Trump.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

44 I saw Barky the Wonderdog open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Cow Palace in '92

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (786Ro)

45 Day 7? Geez Louise, Ace.. take care of yourself.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (438dO)

46 @33: "Hahaha Schiff is already talking about issuing a subpoena to Robert Mueller"

Say what you will about Mueller, but he's clever enough to know that Congressional committee hearings are the fucking worst waste of time, and he won't go be a prop before a committee without a subpoena.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (I/iGu)

47 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (KZ0k3)

48 Tucker going after Schiff hard. He should be driven from Congress.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (1UZdv)

49 How does one not eat for seven days?

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (RU4sa)

50 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp

Not quite "NO ONE" tovarishch.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (gkstg)

51
Tucker going after Schiff hard. He should be driven from Congress.
Posted by: Ignoramus


Slim chance. California and all that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (aKsyK)

52 Not how it works, Ace. I remember at the end of the Vietnam War, a lot of "no recriminations" shit from the MSM. They really haven't changed, except that they used to hide it a little better.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (VaN/j)

53 "Day 7? Geez Louise, Ace.. take care of yourself."

I seem to remember ace collapsing and end up in the hospital from doing stupid crap a while back.

Dehydrated or some such.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (Bwqq4)

54 The only time I can regularly watch Tuck live is Fridays, but at least he's usually on fire then, just before the weekend.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (XAYDB)

55 @49: "How does one not eat for seven days?"

Generally speaking, most fasts include some minimal calorie juice intake, especially if you go more than seven days. You can do seven days, water only, but that's pretty hardcore.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (I/iGu)

56 Trump should still do the same thing he could have done since 21 JAN 2017 -

Call for a Joint Session

Point out that many people used the privilege of the government position and power to spy on opposition party candidates and attempt to frame them for crimes.

Demand a concensus on prosecuting them to the maximum extent or all legal and fair game for Election 2020?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (1g7ch)

57 35 Put them against a wall



Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

"'Gainst. The. Wall."
Omar: That one looks Jewish!
Coonman: And that ones a coon!
Cuck Inc.: Who let all this riffraff into the room?


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


An acceptable earworm. Thank you!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (WNAuL)

58 MSM delenda est. I want to see those FISA warrants.

Posted by: vivi at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (11H2y)

59 Schiff looks like a weird cousin.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (jUVms)

60 Thanks Walter.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (RU4sa)

61 All of this bad news makes me hungry.

Posted by: Brian Tater-Seltzer at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (EgshT)

62 @53: "I seem to remember ace collapsing and end up in the hospital from doing stupid crap a while back. "

Stupid shit? Does that include coffee with butter and various supplements? 'cause I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (I/iGu)

63 49 How does one not eat for seven days?
Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (RU4sa)

*SILENCE*

Posted by: Carthusians at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (XAYDB)

64 >>>
Generally speaking, most fasts include some minimal calorie juice intake, especially if you go more than seven days. You can do seven days, water only, but that's pretty hardcore.

NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

65 Also, it's put up or shut up time for Q.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (Bwqq4)

66 I've finally hit that point that people said usually kicks in earlier where you're not really even hungry anymore. (Unless I start thinking about it.)

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

67 I've only watched Tucker's show but a few times. I've never liked his style. I've always thought that his personality he uses when being interviewed (the real one) would communicate better when he's the interviewer.

He's a cool guy, and he never shows that side of himself when he's on his on his own side of the desk.

But I truly enjoyed watching him burn that shithead staffer down to the waterline, and I guess he knows what keeps asses in seats better than me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LY1IB)

68 Brob Mewller is a Wooskie

burp

Posted by: Carl Bernstein at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (RZ6R1)

69 The sad trombones will go "whah whah whah" as the helicopter blades go "whomp whomp whomp."

Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (5tb4C)

70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LJUs+)

71 Still ace, be careful.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (RU4sa)

72 I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Hot buttered rum with coffee? Worth a try.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (gkstg)

73 Ace, you have to read Kristol's twitter feed. He's actually acting like he somehow helped keep Trump from impeding the Meuller investigation. He's nuts.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (jUVms)

74 47
So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?



Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp


The PROCESS is the punishment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (WNAuL)

75 "I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too."

I hear that!

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (Bwqq4)

76 If it's going to be released on Friday night, then it's a guaranteed dud. That's when you release news you want to bury.

Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (5tb4C)

77 >>>70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

1, you get used to it if you do it frequently. Intermittent fasting gets you primed to do at least 1-2 day fasts.

2, you lose your appetite around day 5 or 6. Other poeple say day 4 but I never had that pleasure.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (PbpT7)

78 Ooops -- off "Vaudeville Pinochet" sock!

Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (5tb4C)

79 So ace do you resume normal/previous diet/eating when this ends? Is this a weight-control technique, or there are other objectives?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

80 @60: "Thanks Walter."

My pleasure. Honestly, fasting means different things to different people, but minimal calorie intake usually means something around 600 calories per day, preferably freshly squeezed vegetables, and maybe some fruits. You can go a long time on such a fast; longer than many assume.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (I/iGu)

81 Long fasts for me were easy as long as I could do stretches just sleeping.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (XAYDB)

82 >>>71 Still ace, be careful.
Posted by: SMH

i'm keeping hydrated and getting my salts.


when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction.

but I think I can do that.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (PbpT7)

83 You pussies and your "fasts"

Posted by: Carthusians at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (XAYDB)

84 74 47
So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?


She may have been a rooskie, I'm not sure

Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (RZ6R1)

85 I'm actually god with PUNISHED-punished.

They've thrown out any scruples in pushing their agenda, let them burn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

86 77 >>>70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

1, you get used to it if you do it frequently. Intermittent fasting gets you primed to do at least 1-2 day fasts.

2, you lose your appetite around day 5 or 6. Other poeple say day 4 but I never had that pleasure.
Posted by: ace


I was OK for the first four days, because at one limb per day I still has plenty to eat during that phase. It was day five, when the autophagy options ran low, that I began to feel dizzy.

Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (5tb4C)

87 Also, it's put up or shut up time for Q.
------
I think Ace is attempting reentry.

Posted by: Q at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Dh1wo)

88 Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp

It's like when the cop stops you for a broken taillight and your passenger gets caught throwing his drugs away.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Bwqq4)

89 Oh man, they are going with the big spin, Muller report is no big deal--there's lots of other crimes we just know he did

Like, there's still "potentially prosecutable" stuff--, that's the new buzz phrase they're all using now

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (TN1P5)

90 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

Same here. My blood sugar gets so low I start speaking in tongues.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (EgshT)

91 Prepare for the Duke Lacrosse treatment. To this day, no matter how much those kids were exonerated, I know people on the Left who still insist, "Well, I think something happened there." They're not sure what, but something.

It's already starting. It won't be given up on. "Something happened. We just can't prove any of it." And that, for them, will suffice.

Posted by: Prism at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (HbuLs)

92 Wait one goldarn minute -- off "Vaudeville Pinochet" sock again!

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (5tb4C)

93 >>>79 So ace do you resume normal/previous diet/eating when this ends? Is this a weight-control technique, or there are other objectives?

yeah i'll go back to IF + Low-Carb.

it's for weight and the other stuff associated with fasting including autophagy (self-eating) of old and damaged cells.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

94 Tie them to the back of the truck and drag 'em.

And Good Evening, Friends in Grey Boxes

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (8wKjk)

95 Will repeat. Without a complete and rigorous examination of the legitimacy of the Mueller appointment under existing law and DOJ regs, this sucking chest wound in America's civil order and rule of law will *not* have been effectively addressed.


Not a technicality. And technicalities, and observing each one of them, is what "rule of law" consists of, for the most part.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (QDnY+)

96 mmmm-mmm-jellydonutmmmm-mmm-jellydonutmmmm-mmm-jellydonut

Posted by: Tater at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

97 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

holy cow ace
this is madness
I'm praying for you

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (dm05u)

98 I am honestly gob smacked the Mueller investigation is over. thought it would be dragged out till after elections next year.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (LJUs+)

99 Aw, poor pwecious Democrats, with no more agenda to run on but America SUCKS!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (XAYDB)

100 >>>
Same here. My blood sugar gets so low I start speaking in tongues.

once you shift to a fat-first metabolism (instead of glucose/carbs first), your body shifts to burning body fat more readily, and your "blood sugar" stays at a good level.

(I mean, your blood sugar falls to a fairly low level (but not zero) but you make up for that with ketones made from bodyfat.)

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

101 82 >>>71 Still ace, be careful.
Posted by: SMH

i'm keeping hydrated and getting my salts.


when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction.
Posted by: ace


Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (5tb4C)

102 call it your "Combined Source Blood Energy Load."

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

103 I bet this only is going to make the NY AG double their efforts to find something to hang Trump or more likely his kids.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (BbGew)

104 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

I think ace is going to end up looking like this guy:

https://tinyurl.com/yyccb8mf

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (brgv3)

105 I'm not afraid to call this scandal by name, this is simply another round of the Great Game with the late addition of the CIA as an antagonist.I
This was the rare instance (Trump's accession to the throne Presidency) that Russia, Britain, Persia, and the DNC branch of the US government all set their sights on a single man.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (0x00j)

106 @82: "when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction."

I often do carrot and mushroom soups for a day or two after longer fasts.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (I/iGu)

107 It's like they lost the election all over again.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (dzZCL)

108 >>>97 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

holy cow ace
this is madness
I'm praying for you
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot a

...

you do a diet many people would consider crazy yourself. How about a little latitude that sometimes diets other people consider crazy aren't really so crazy?

Don't worry, I'm fine.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

109 The MSM are all deflated, except Tater, Thanks to Tucker.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (M+Lyo)

110 Fasting?

Are you appropriating my culture?

Posted by: An Ethiopian Kid at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

111 The comments at CBS, NBC, and ABC and the other democrat sites are hilarious. All about how they have exposed Trump's lies and similar blather and concluding it was all worth it.

What's that called? Denial? Anger? Bargaining?

hehehe

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (XROPS)

112 @64: "NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener."

Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

Oh, um, wait ...

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (I/iGu)

113 seriously -- fine. And I didn't mean that reply to be snarky. I meant it in earnest: I'm sure people tell you "Carnivore is dangerous."

But you did some reading, right?

Anyway, you can do a lot of reading on fasting. It's fine. People do it all the time.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

114 >>>97 NOPE! Not a single calorie.

Posted by: ace


Like Robinson Ca-ru-so, you're primitive as can be.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (5tb4C)

115 Iranian Collusion By the Numbers:

1 year before his election, Obama was already meeting with Iran.

1.8 billion in unmarked bills. Billions more in sanctions relief.

Uranium 235--All You Can Eat Yellowcake

10 years until all restrictions were dropped.

Unchallenged Shahab-3 Medium Range Ballistic Missiles

Allowed Russian S-300 Air Defenses for Iranian Nuke Factories

But other than that, there's no evidence.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Ndje9)

116 A good example of the Tucker I like is his interview with Gavin McInnes at Stand Up NY.

I'm not sure if it's still on YT or not, because Gavin's been deplatformed, but it's an excellent, funny, in-depth interview and Tucker is very cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (LY1IB)

117 Sheriff Bart: If a man drink like that and he don't eat eat, he is going to die.

ace: when?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (brgv3)

118 >>>
Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

well some people say WATER is cheating.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

119 this is madness

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM

Madness?!

This. Is. The HQ!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (vZrbf)

120 Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?
Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (5tb4C)

--Holocaust survivors had to be careful not to take too much food from their liberators, lest their stomachs burst.

Soldiers on the Bataan Death March were killed by being force-fed rice, to the same effect.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (XAYDB)

121 Do we still have to hear from John Brennan? Because not hearing from him again would be great.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (jUVms)

122 >>>Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?

I think the danger is that you can spike your insulin very high with a sudden glut of carbs or protein.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

123 you do a diet many people would consider crazy yourself. How about a little latitude that sometimes diets other people consider crazy aren't really so crazy?

Don't worry, I'm fine.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

fair enough
I'll eat an extra steak on your behalf
but promise you won't push yourself too much please

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (dm05u)

124 Said it before, say it again:

1) Thank Mueller and Rosenstein for their work.

2) Fire every fuck on Mueller's staff.

3) Pardon everyone indicted for every single crime that was based solely on "lying" or "obstruction" or the Logan act. Say, since there was never any underlying crime, it was inappropriate to charge anyone with these crimes. Papadopolis walks. Flynn walks. Stone walks.

4) Leave all other charges standing Manafort and Cohen go down. Leave the joke Russian charges in place.

5) Open an investigation of Fusion, carefully selected FBI assholes (McCarthy most of all), and the Hillary campaign consorting with Russians. Indict Comey for leaking and lying. There should be ample evidence to bring indictments based on what Mueller found. Indict them for all the same shit the Dems claimed Trump did.

6) When the Dems piss and groan simply say "I thought you wanted to get to the bottom of Russian collusion? This is the bottom. They paid Russians to dig up dirt on someone running for president, they received disinformation form Russian intelligence, and worked hard to disseminate that information to the world. These were the people behind it from the start.

You take a shot at the king, you better not miss. Any other Republican would be mopping his brow at the close miss. Trump needs to make examples of these shit bags so it never happens again.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (KZ0k3)

125 And I won't lie. I did a week long brown ale beer fast once. Maybe twice. Pretended I was a 17th century English sailor who'd run outta hardtack. Kinda fun.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (I/iGu)

126 Keto books definitely say to fast occasionally. I haven't done it for more than a few days but after the first day it doesn't seem so tough. But there are a lot of empty hours to fill of not eating.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (XROPS)

127 call it your "Combined Source Blood Energy Load."
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM



That a super moon?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (786Ro)

128 115 Iranian Collusion By the Numbers:

1 year before his election, Obama was already meeting with Iran.

1.8 billion in unmarked bills. Billions more in sanctions relief.

Uranium 235--All You Can Eat Yellowcake

10 years until all restrictions were dropped.

Unchallenged Shahab-3 Medium Range Ballistic Missiles

Allowed Russian S-300 Air Defenses for Iranian Nuke Factories

But other than that, there's no evidence.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Ndje9)

--Ummm, you left out a certain . . . Ms. Jarrett

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (XAYDB)

129 Holocaust survivors had to be careful not to take too much food from their liberators, lest their stomachs burst.

-----

My childhood rabbi liberated Buchenwald, and he talked about this, and how it was hard to tell these people they couldn't have any more of this food that was all around them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (LY1IB)

130 Guys, there's a difference between fasting and starving.

A starving person gets down to a dangerously low weight.

A fasting person does NOT. Unless he's crazy.


If I were at 6% bodyfat, this would be dangerous. But I'm at like 22%, so... let's just say I have some extra calories on me.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

131 106 I would consider carrot and mushroom soup a continuous of the fast

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (BbGew)

132 @118: "well some people say WATER is cheating."

And those people have a death wish if they go more than three days.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (I/iGu)

133 This 'situation' will require serious surgical intervention. Stat.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (qBNEP)

134 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (C1NyB)

135 >>>but promise you won't push yourself too much please


i have a low willpower, if that's any comfort.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (PbpT7)

136 I do carrot chili after a fast because I'm so damned hungry I'd eat even that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (EgshT)

137 not sure why someone has hard time understanding how someone goes seven days without eating. think of it this way, how does a girl go seven days without sucking dick. more or less same thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

138
Incidentally, Michael Cernovich wins the day with his remark about mccain and hoaxes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (kgAmS)

139 Never measured myself but bet I am easily in that -%6 group

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (BbGew)

140 They just refuse to believe that Mueller didn't find Trump committed a crime

No crime-crime but most certainly a crime-ish crime

All these bizarre flailing to find a lifeline

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (TN1P5)

141 Something from Tucker's show last night that I'd never noticed the first time. The intelligence "expert" Nance says they "hanged him because everyone knew it was treason." But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer. Arnold survived.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (VaN/j)

142 I regret nothing!

Posted by: A. Weissmann at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)

143 Im not fasting, so am going to open a mid-priced Orin Swift red and toast to the sweet tears of the left.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (XROPS)

144 Good gravy, I wish Tuck would talk about something substantial, instead of this Russia bullshit.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (XAYDB)

145 Inspector Kemp, pretty good template you have there.


I think proper accounting will actually encompass such an onslaught on DOJ, FBI, and the intel community - and even the FISA court - that it is not certain to happen.


And no, I want to hear from Brennan again. Actually, his lawyer would be fine. "My client pleads innocent, your honor" was sort of what I wanted next to hear from him.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+)

146 TuCa going pretty much commercial free tonight.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (7ZQe3)

147 Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

well some people say WATER is cheating.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

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No water or any other fluids is crazy. After 3 days you are risking kidney/liver problems.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ffYR/)

148 I didn't eat for 2 days once in the backcountry, only water.

It was strange, after about a day and a half, I was no longer hungry.

It started to scare me.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)

149 Dammit, eat some food, ace. Jeebus.

My husband and I just had steak and chopped salad for dinner. No carbs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

150 One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping. It's not constipation. It's just no poop. Seems off.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (lwiT4)

151 Well what do you know, Catherine Herridge is saying Horowitz is coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

152 Grammie!

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (bZ7mE)

153 grammie!!!! how are you?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (dm05u)

154 134 Sponge
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (C1NyB)

--As you wish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlC6qcQ_4BA

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (XAYDB)

155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (fuK7c)

156 Still wonder if this will get released to the public maybe by next week,


month





maybe next year

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (BbGew)

157 Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (KZ0k3)

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Man, I have to read that over when I haven't been drinking beer, but that sounds very smart and effective. The one thing I'd add is underlying FISA warrants.

I want it. I want to know who signed them. I suspect FISC judge Rudolph Contreras.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (LY1IB)

158 Come on sooth, don't do that, give us the key Cernovich quote. The Horde is a lazy, if ruthless, organism.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

159 Hi all. Still a pirate.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (lwiT4)

160 Wow, a grammie winger sighting. Must be baseball season about to start.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (786Ro)

161 @150: "One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping. It's not constipation. It's just no poop. Seems off."

Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (I/iGu)

162 The FBI attempted a coup and pissed on our country and told us it was raining.


Ol Sparky needs to be dusted off for the FBI conspirators.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (GsU6a)

163 152 Grammie!
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (bZ7mE)

-- +1

Please, dish on the Cubbies!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (XAYDB)

164 Meanwhile, we had dinner with a former GOPer here and he hates the GOPe with the heat of a million suns. So we sat and pissed on CNN and MSNBC within earshot of the servers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

165 If I were at 6% bodyfat, this would be dangerous. But I'm at like 22%, so... let's just say I have some extra calories on me.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

So, are you trying to say you tried out for a role intended for Brian Dennehy and got passed over for Jack Nicholson?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (brgv3)

166 155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.


I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

167 Pardon Obama and Hillary, and THEN subpoena them. They won't be able to plead the 5th. But they'll still be liable for subsequent perjury.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (VaN/j)

168 Hi all. Still a pirate.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (lwiT4)


Is... that good? About April was when you were supposed to be able to take it off, right? I don't remember exactly, it's been a while.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (t+qrx)

169 121
Do we still have to hear from John Brennan? Because not hearing from him again would be great.

Posted by: Seems legit


If he's begging for his life, I think I'd like to hear that. This bastard has done damage to this country that I hope comes out someday. He's wretched.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (WNAuL)

170 ace is training for his season 11 appearance on Naked and Afraid.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (tRLIC)

171 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.

My stomach does that all by itself on random occasions. No salt water required.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (bZ7mE)

172 You won't see Bill Kristol on TV tonight. He's here at the Kennedy Center for Faust. I saw his wife and she gave me back my cuff link.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Get8a)

173 166 155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.


I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

--Sara Carter

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (XAYDB)

174 @162: "The FBI attempted a coup and pissed on our country and told us it was raining."

I figure there's some small upside, given all the other alphabet soup intel agencies know exactly what the FBI has done, and they'll use that to their advantages in the future.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (I/iGu)

175 Well what do you know, Catherine Herridge is saying Horowitz is coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM
~~~~~

And I was just sitting here wondering if anyone else noticed that.

------------

Hi Grammie! Nice to see you, and hope things are improving.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (NtglE)

176 *waves to grammie*

The Horde is a lazy, if ruthless, organism.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)



This is tremendously accurate.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (GbPPJ)

177 Hi hogmartin. Yes, I'm shooting for Easter, Lord willing.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

178 One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping.

Bah. I'd never get my reading in.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (EgshT)

179 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

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Yep, I was just going to type this. There is a reason they remote accessed her computer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (ffYR/)

180 166
155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.





I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.

Posted by: Pete Seria


Salena Zito but I'm biased towards Pittsburgh gals.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (WNAuL)

181 "But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And
he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer."

Major Andre was out of uniform, that's why he got hanged.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (0QYMt)

182 EAT MOR MUSHROM.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Hk+Y0)

183 People do it all the time.
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Posted by: Venezuelan non-party-members at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Dh1wo)

184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (dm05u)

185 There are a few ladies out there pounding the pavement for news stories.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (BbGew)

186 Hey wait a minute we're not talking about letting the media off the hook here, are we?

Because that would be very bad.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (4ErVI)

187 Yes, I'm shooting for Easter, Lord willing.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (lwiT4)


Well I hope He is. Good to hear from you!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

188 Inspector Kemp, pretty good template you have there.


I think proper accounting will actually encompass such an onslaught on DOJ, FBI, and the intel community - and even the FISA court - that it is not certain to happen.


And no, I want to hear from Brennan again. Actually, his lawyer would be fine. "My client pleads innocent, your honor" was sort of what I wanted next to hear from him.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+)


You left out State, DoD (FarkAss), and previous White Staff (to the TOP).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (1g7ch)

189 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

This is why I refuse to watch that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

190 @184: "watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!"

Blasphemy! Soooo not a B movie!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (I/iGu)

191 181 "But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And
he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer."

Major Andre was out of uniform, that's why he got hanged.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (0QYMt)
_____

A spy, yes. But not a traitor, which Nance called him. (Unless he thinks we hanged Arnold, which maybe he does.)

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (VaN/j)

192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

You're supposed to be sexist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

193 This. Is. The HQ!!!!
------
This is ASPARTAME!!!

Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (Dh1wo)

194 Grammie, I hope you've gotten second and third opinions. We just had dinner with a friend who had a failed cataract surgery. His eye was a hot mess.

I had a personal disaster 11 years ago that involved me passing out after peeing in the middle of the night. Woke up head down in our whirlpool tub. The orbit around my right eye was literally crushed in two places, and my right cheekbone was broken. And I had a cut just below the corner of my right eye that went to the bone.


It took two years (and plastic surgery for the deep cut down to my cheekbone), but I'm good as new now.


Prayers that you end up fully healed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

195 190 @184: "watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!"

Blasphemy! Soooo not a B movie!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (I/iGu)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (brgv3)

196 This is why I refuse to watch that movie
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

it's not even THAT movie
it's something called "Exposed"

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (dm05u)

197 Me I can't use artificial sweeteners. They give me the runs. Not a fun way to lose weight.

BTW, from the last thread, I live quite near a Krispy Kreme. They are awesome when they're hot.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (VaN/j)

198 193 This. Is. The HQ!!!!
------
This is ASPARTAME!!!
Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (Dh1wo)

Drink More Ovaltine!

Posted by: Zombie Ralphie at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (brgv3)

199 Go for 21 days, ace.


40. It worked for Jesus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

200 it's not even THAT movie
it's something called "Exposed"

Oh, good.. I can skip that one too

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (O2RFr)

201 Olestra potato chips? Do they even sell those anymore?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (I/iGu)

202 You won't see Bill Kristol on TV tonight. He's here at the Kennedy Center for Faust.

Never let anyone tell you that we mariners are uncultured. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EgshT)

203 grammie, good to have you back.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (KP5rU)

204 40. It worked for Jesus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

And he saw the devil.

I give Ace half that time until he starts talking to Satan.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

205 What the last two years has done, more than anything else....

Is destroy the trust in both the media, and Congress.

It was low to start with, but they doubled down with no hole cards at all.

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (NgKpN)

206 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (I/iGu)

Poogasm?

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (tRLIC)

207 201 Olestra potato chips? Do they even sell those anymore?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (I/iGu)

I think all the Olestra stuff got flushed down the drain a while back.

Posted by: Zombie Ralphie at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (brgv3)

208 192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

You're supposed to be sexist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)


Depends on what your definition of sexist is.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (ePWRo)

209 192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

You're supposed to be sexist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

*Sackcloth and ashes*

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (XAYDB)

210 Kristol crying on Morning Joe is still a classic.

Say what you will about Kristol, but Joe was a straight up bully who, for a brief moment, twisted the knife a little too deep.

All before he an Mika did their 180 on Trump too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (I/iGu)

211 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

212 >>>i have a low willpower, if that's any comfort.

you're your own boss mister.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (4hfnr)

213 @206: "Poogasm?"

It gives a whole new meaning to "wet fart" if you're not careful.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (I/iGu)

214 They evidently use Olestra as a base for deck stains. Odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

215 Burnt Toast, oh yes you are correct. One problem with the Mega-Scandal Complex is discussing it in a comments section. Doesn't lend itself to telegraphic or pithy description.


Two devastatingly negative things arise from it all, even before all/much of the accounting is done. The extent, and nature, of the corruption in America's most powerful and important national institutions. And the shockingly low quality (intellect, character) of so many senior people in those institutions.


I'm a good bit of litmus paper. Spent decades in the Beltway, gradually/suddenly was appalled at the mediocrity of so many who went so high. Left with a very low assessment of the situation. And this has taken my previous assessment much, much, much lower than it already was.


Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

216 189 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

This is why I refuse to watch that movie
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

Ahhh, but the retribution for the dog? Makes the movie worthwhile.

Kill my dog? stand by for heavy rolls...

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (NgKpN)

217 It is a little disturbing that Tucker hasn't had many commercial breaks at all tonight.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (NtglE)

218 211 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

You just going to tee that one up, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

219 @211: "Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?"

By LBJ standards, I feel like a pussy when I only drink a fifth of whiskey on a given night.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (I/iGu)

220 What a shitty 36 hours.

ODU loses to Purdue.

Jets lose 5-0 to the Knights.

Tucker is 100% Russia-Russia-Russia.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (XAYDB)

221 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)
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according to the AOSHQ Style Guide, a "glass" of wine is one of those little 750ml bottles.

HTH!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (rf8q9)

222 Poogasm?
Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM

Colonoscopy prep.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (vZrbf)

223 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!



This is why I refuse to watch that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)


The beagle puppy? Yeah. Son came over one night and tried to get me to watch that movie. I've owned a beagle. Passed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

224 it's not Keanu's dog in this movie, just random supporting dog
also Keanu is just a supporting character
it seems to be about this cute Hispanic chick who is having visions

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (dm05u)

225 Colonoscopy prep.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (vZrbf)

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Don't remind me.

Mine is in June. First one.

The gallon jug of stuff I have to drink the day prior mocks me.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (RU4sa)

226 Winds are starting to really kick up, heard possible 40mph on weather report.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (BbGew)

227 Tucker is 100% Russia-Russia-Russia.

Tucker deserves some slack on this.. he has been on this fake Russia shit from day one. should have a victory lap

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (O2RFr)

228 To be fair, the dog is avenged.

A lot.

And then some more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (brgv3)

229 I think fasts are excellent for you and I'm kind of jealous Ace can pull off a 7 day. I've done a number of 36 hours and I feel fantastic but that just makes me sound like a light weight. No pun intended.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:53 PM (jUVms)

230

No meat
No Bread
No sugared pop
Not a single calorie
Like Robinson Ca-Roo-so
It's starvation as can be

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

231 I just started a Nelson DeMille novel that I'm into.

Ya'll have fun tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

232 it's a strange movie so far

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (dm05u)

233 The gallon jug of stuff I have to drink the day prior mocks me.
Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM

Google Dave Barry's column from a few years back on getting a colonoscopy. Read it *before* you drink the prep, not after. Trust me on this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (vZrbf)

234 Tuck is just rubbing noses into the crap they left is my guess.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (BbGew)

235 What a colossal waster time and (our) money, just to pretend that 2016 was not a massive rejection of Crooked Hillary and her flying monkeys.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (6/uwW)

236 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?

Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (ljgit)

237 The tin foil crowd will keep smothering this collusion conspiracy theory claiming Mueller got bought off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (t82DG)

238 So Macron is going to start shooting yellow vests. I am sure that will work out.

How is that gun control going, Frenchie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (brgv3)

239 Melba toast? You folks remember those little two piece Melba toast packets at restaurants and diners? Yeah, I think those could be used for fasting, and yes, there'd be poop problems too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (I/iGu)

240 A little cherry on top.

Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

My schadenboner typed this.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

241 & with all the fasting you still die when you are supposed to die & not a second later

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (BqBId)

242
watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

His dog up and died. He up and died.
After twenty years he still grieves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

243 226 Winds are starting to really kick up, heard possible 40mph on weather report.
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (BbGew)

Winds of Shit are in the air

Posted by: Jim Lahey at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (XAYDB)

244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (dm05u)

245 Night all.. Off to drink a bit more wine.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (O2RFr)

246 236 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?
Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (ljgit)

Millions of views and at least a 85% rating on Pornhub

Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (tRLIC)

247 Schiff and all the other a-holes who claimed they had knowledge, publicly and repeatedly, of 'crimes' need to get a DoJ - FBI interview under penalty of perjury to come clean and state what it is they "know".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (1g7ch)

248 A little cherry on top.

Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

My schadenboner typed this.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

-------------------------------

The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)

249 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?
Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM

When you drink enough concentrated electrolytes, your colon travels forward in time and you start pooping the food you haven't even eaten yet. Believe me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (vZrbf)

250 236: "Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?"

All the sticky brown stuff stuck in the nooks and crannies of your bowels that doesn't get shat out in the normal course of things.

To be fair, it's not so much pooping, as it is spraying.

And it runs clear after a few days.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (I/iGu)

251 234 Tuck is just rubbing noses into the crap they left is my guess.
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (BbGew)

235 What a colossal waster time and (our) money, just to pretend that 2016 was not a massive rejection of Crooked Hillary and her flying monkeys.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (6/uwW)

--These comments were perfectly back to back

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (XAYDB)

252 What a lovely day. Trump is vindicated, Mueller is proved a phony.

Life is good.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (8wKjk)

253 Then we shall poop in the shade!!!

Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (Dh1wo)

254 Walter I loved melba toast. Always went for those little packets in restaurants, back in the Ancient Times.


JS, quickly skimmed an article on the SPLC thing, it didn't deliver on the headline. I thought there was some new, institutional stuff far beyond Dees' unsurprising depredations.


Their utter financial and legal implosion would be a splendid thing, but almost more than that I'd like for *some* public figure, even a pundit, to finally go after them, and all the racists and race-baiters, in the harshest terms.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (QDnY+)

255 Discredited:

1. The DOJ
2. The FBI
3. The State Department
4. D.C.
5. The Left
6. Democrats
7. Never Trump
8. The Intelligence Community
9. Most of all, the media

'Tis an ill wind...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (D+jPb)

256 So the Dem plan going forward is to grill Mueller with loaded questions "this is the thing we say is a crime, why did you not charge?!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (TN1P5)

257 The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)

--Especially Dees.












Dees nuts!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (XAYDB)

258 Also, worst part of the salt water flush, is that the salt density varies from person to person, so you can drink a quart of warm salt water, and wait, and wait, but it does nothing. Gotta adjust salt up or down a few hours later and try again.

It's an experience. Everyone should try once in their lives.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (I/iGu)

259 Off Tucker

On Last Man Standing

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (XAYDB)

260
Jeepers the Dims have really gone completely off the deep end. They are going to find that evidence even if it doesn't exist. It's probably with the key to the strawberries

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (r6WFu)

261
It's a shame American politics are so much more like football than rugby

This should be much simpler and more brutal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (LY1IB)

262 A little cherry on top.

Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

My schadenboner typed this.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)


Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (FNsjY)

263 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning.
Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through
your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from
your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.


And I've been missing out on this my entire adult life? Somehow I feel cheated.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (EgshT)

264 255 Discredited:

1. The DOJ
2. The FBI
3. The State Department
4. D.C.
5. The Left
6. Democrats
7. Never Trump
8. The Intelligence Community
9. Most of all, the media

'Tis an ill wind...
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (D+jPb)


10. CPUSA SPLC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (FNsjY)

265 Just about everything we've read by Nelson DeMille has been terrific. We are sorry we missed him at a bookstore event 18 months ago.

My fave was Nightfall, if I recall the title correctly. Pan Am 800 or whatever, up out of Kennedy, going down, witnessed by a pair of lovers having an illicit beach screw session. Ends with the attack on 9-11.

But for Godfather-like story majesty, the two novels (The Gold Coast, 1990, and The Gate House, 200 spoken by the same character, the setting the old Long Island estate, the mob boss and his son, now that was some fine writing.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (+fPHo)

266 244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (dm05u)


Of course not, why do you think they call it fasting.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (odjO3)

267 @260: "Jeepers the Dims have really gone completely off the deep end."

Y'know, I often forget, but back in 2004, there was a metric fuckton of Democrats who were convinced that Diebold stole Ohio for Bush.

Second verse, same as the first.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (I/iGu)

268 Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)

269 Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)

270
Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz
9h
The Mueller Report is in. Turns out all along it was two Nigerian men in #MAGA hats who hacked the DNC & rode shirtless on horseback w Putin to mar-a-lago.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (BqBId)

271
Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)


It smells like death and tastes twice as worse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (r6WFu)

272 Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)
********
Huma???

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (BqBId)

273 @263: "Somehow I feel cheated."

Never too late, my friend. Never too late in the day.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (I/iGu)

274 Of course not, why do you think they call it fasting.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (odjO3)

#science!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (dm05u)

275
Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)



A gallon of vodka

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (r6WFu)

276 My gosh. I haven't been here since this morning and the entire sidebar has changed. I feel like Rip Van Winkle.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (aXucN)

277 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded.

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (k3N8X)

278 @268: "Or is it magnesium?"

Metallic milkshake. Enjoy!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (I/iGu)

279 The Media Figures Who Pushed This ... Should be "Punished"

Haven't we suffered enough, knowing that our scheme didn't work?

Posted by: The MFM at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (C78No)

280 It smells like death and tastes twice as worse
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM

Gatorade's evil twin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (vZrbf)

281 257 The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

--Especially Dees.

Dees nuts!!!!
Posted by: logprof
------
Don't forget about BOFA!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (+ldAm)

282 And I've been missing out on this my entire adult life? Somehow I feel cheated.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (EgshT)


Of mental health problems?

Be glad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (FNsjY)

283 Hannity has begun talking.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)

284 Does Hannity ever stop talking?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

285 Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)


Magnesium citrate, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (FNsjY)

286 Nanzi was warned by Mueller. Hence the "No impeachment"-talk two weeks ago. There's your collusion.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

287 Someone should run a stopwatch on Sean's opening monologue. And get Guiness's email address handy.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

288 Been watching Tucker. So.. Bug Eyes Schiff will consider a House subpoena of Mueller. That dude is completely out of his fucking everloving mind. When is enough enough for this idiots? Never mind I know the answer. Just unbelievable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

289 Posted by: Ace of Spades

Six days and, at the very least, he's told an intern at the hospital his password.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (Ydn2k)

290 Honey, don't go into the bathroom just yet. The tide's cresting.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (EgshT)

291 283 Hannity has begun talking.
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)

284 Does Hannity ever stop talking?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

--Waste of time.


Watching Last Man Standing, then onto Chef Ramsey's season finale.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (XAYDB)

292 @286: "Hence the 'No impeachment'-talk two weeks ago."

Just two weeks ago? Surely, Mueller knew the truth before the midterm election.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (I/iGu)

293 244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM


I've read about studies that found calorie restriction slows down metabolism but fasting speeds it up.

In fact, after calorie restriction, it's difficult to regain the former metabolism. They measured metabolism of "The Greatest Loser" contestants, who all regained their weight (except one person who followed up with gastric surgery) and found their metabolisms had slowed significantly and did not seem to be recovering.

Fasting signals the body to speed up metabolism in order to provide energy for hunting/foraging. Also, once the fat-burning starts, the body has plenty of energy as long as there are fat stores.

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (4HMW8)

294 It smells like death and tastes twice as worse
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM
~~~~~

Last time (with new MD) only had to take a few pills, then drink Gatorade mixed with Miralax which remarkably dissolves completely and is tasteless.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (NtglE)

295 His dog up and died. He up and died.
After twenty years he still grieves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM

I wonder if I'm the only one that just can't sing that first line. Too many dogs and just the one heart.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (Lg/Uq)

296 The last prep I did was the huge jug with some stuff in the bottom you fill with water and then drink the whole fucking thing.

There's supposed to be a new one, two little tiny bottles, that's it.

I always like the lunch after the procedure, and the fact that the drug they give you makes it seem like nothing happened. One minute you are looking at the pretty woman assisting the doc, the next minute you open your eyes and your smiling wife says, "hi, honey."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (+fPHo)

297 248
The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)


Now every corporation, government agency, and media outlet that relied on them to compile lists of Unpeople needs to be punished.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

298 I wonder if I'm the only one that just can't sing that first line. Too many dogs and just the one heart.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (Lg/Uq)


Same here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (FNsjY)

299 287 Someone should run a stopwatch on Sean's opening monologue. And get Guiness's email address handy.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

Better yet, run a stopwatch to see when he stops for the first breath.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (V2Yro)

300 @290: "The tide's cresting."

The whole quart of salt water goes through you in one hour, nothing left behind, and you can do two quarts, if you want. It really does seem kinda miraculous when it happens.

Sorry, too much information.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (I/iGu)

301 Been watching Tucker. So.. Bug Eyes Schiff will consider a House subpoena of Mueller. That dude is completely out of his fucking everloving mind. When is enough enough for this idiots? Never mind I know the answer. Just unbelievable.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

-------------------------

Now that the report has been submitted to Barr, all Mewler would have to do is to refer all questions back to the AG. They can not compel him to break reporting rules.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (ffYR/)

302 Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM


Yeah. I didn't have to drink all that much. And it worked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (vZrbf)

303 Nanzi was warned by Mueller. Hence the "No impeachment"-talk two weeks ago. There's your collusion.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM
~~~~~

What are the odds Comey got a heads up about this report, or did he just happen to pen an op-ed the day before the big drop.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (NtglE)

304 Go for 21 days, ace.

Go for months and then we'll talk.

Posted by: RBG at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (lK7fO)

305 277 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded."

The funny thing is, if I understand the procedure correctly, that the DOJ is *required* to allow Trump's lawyers to see it first and compile a response, before they give it to anyone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (V2Yro)

306 It really does seem kinda miraculous when it happens.


Yeah, it's either a miracle or a debacle. Or possibly both.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)

307 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

308 Google Dave Barry's column from a few years back on getting a colonoscopy. Read it *before* you drink the prep, not after. Trust me on this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (vZrbf)

---

Thanks, RMBS.

The prep is obviously the worst thing.

I laughed and cringed, especially the part about this:

"MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet."

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (RU4sa)

309 I always like the lunch after the procedure, and the fact that the drug they give you makes it seem like nothing happened.

Proprapol (I'm murdering the spelling). It's a wonder drug. It's what Michael Jackson died ODing on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

310 304 Go for 21 days, ace.

Go for months and then we'll talk.
Posted by: RBG at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (lK7fO)

You know who did 40 days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (V2Yro)

311 I'm not a talk show host, I'm a Media Star!

Posted by: Sean Inanity at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (ujbNH)

312 FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (NtglE)

313 Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (RU4sa)

LMAO! Boy, that is a very accurate description!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (dUJdY)

314 @312: "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."

It's like the Martha Burke sieged Masters all over again!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (I/iGu)

315 Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM

My pleasure, SMH. That column is sheer comic genius.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (vZrbf)

316 Food you haven't eaten yet? Oh good lord.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (I/iGu)

317 Can we please stop with all the radical nutrition/ dietary/ health tips, including most particularly fasting?

I get it, they're cheaper than psychiatric care, but they're a poor substitute.

Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary. You need to lose weight? OK. Eat 10% less every day, and maintain your current activity level, if non-zero. Then wait.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

318 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM
~~~~~

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (NtglE)

319 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded."

The funny thing is, if I understand the procedure correctly, that the DOJ is *required* to allow Trump's lawyers to see it first and compile a response, before they give it to anyone else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (V2Yro)

--------------------------

Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:17 PM (ffYR/)

320

so Lurch had all of these Dem hacks on his team and they still found nothing. So glad they wasted all of that money

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:17 PM (ZNkX1)

321 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM

We're just sharing our favorite colonoscopy experiences. Because we're givers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:18 PM (vZrbf)

322 No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

Pffft.
This guy...

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:18 PM (dm05u)

323 Some Moron, Jack I think, predicted Hannity would speak for an hour straight.

That didn't quite happen. But this mick is talking so hard he can barely breathe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:19 PM (LY1IB)

324 According to Dave Barry, the stuff tastes like "a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon."

Is this true?

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (RU4sa)

325 now that herr mueller is done with this dog and pony show, maybe he can find that secret shit at oak island.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

326 There was a misstatement about SCOTUS Byron Whizzer White earlier. He and Rehnquist were the dissents in Roe.

White was truly preternatural. As a running back at Colorado he was the runner-up for the Heisman and then juggled an NFL career with being a Rhodes scholar and going to Yale Law. He was a JFK appointee.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (1UZdv)

327 Honestly, I hope the complete, unredacted Mueller report gets published by Wikileaks in two weeks.

If only 'cause it'd cause House Dems to launch another huge investigation into said leak.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (I/iGu)

328 So no sealed indictments, those seal envelopes were just the hacks getting their expense vouchers in before the tent folded.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (25Dt7)

329 Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

In other words he can tell them to go pound sand.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

330 @324: "Is this true?"

Hint of lemon? More like a hint of onion.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (I/iGu)

331 Brennan belongs in prison.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (LKvO9)

332 Hannity going on 21 minutes plus...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (1g7ch)

333 & with all the fasting you still die when you are supposed to die & not a second later


Being fit may not add years to your life, but it adds life to your years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (yQpMk)

334 "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."

They may have confused their advertisers. "Donna Brazile?!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (lK7fO)

335 Is this true?
Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM

Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)

336 I like what Dershowitz is saying

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (fnWQo)

337 332; still a great american.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

338 Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

In other words he can tell them to go pound sand.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

---------------------------

Yep. I urge him to use that exact phrase, too.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (ffYR/)

339 317 Can we please stop with all the radical nutrition/ dietary/ health tips, including most particularly fasting?

I get it, they're cheaper than psychiatric care, but they're a poor substitute.

Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary. You need to lose weight? OK. Eat 10% less every day, and maintain your current activity level, if non-zero. Then wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

--"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

(Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)

340 I'm disappointed Hannity is only going four talking heads wide. I assume CNN has at least eight tonight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (I/iGu)

341
307 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (sdi6R)








That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (eXA4G)

342 --"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

(Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)/i]

Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (FNsjY)

343 really weird movie

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (dm05u)

344 this is one shitty thread. damn, i'm wore out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

345 The commies sure got a lot of mileage out their latest whopping fairy tale, eh?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (EgshT)

346 314
@312: "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."



It's like the Martha Burke sieged Masters all over again!

Posted by: Walter Freeman


I want to thank Martha Burke. Thanks to her grievance mongering, The Masters is shown with very little in the way of commercials. Its one of the best sporting broadcasts of the year because of her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (WNAuL)

347 That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (eXA4G)


Well I don't know about you, but mine's purring like a well-oiled kitten.

Wait, why is my cat covered in oil. Cat, what is wrong with you.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

348 Off, damned sock.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (VaN/j)

349 Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (FNsjY)

--Fasting is good for ya, whether one believes or not.

Free radicals and shit.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (XAYDB)

350 When can I sue Bob Mueller?

Man of honor my ass.

Malfeasance, malpractice and misanthropic.

Guy has to pay something or retire to that island where they did germ warfare experiments.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (Z+IKu)

351 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)



The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)

352 To deviate from the party line: yes, Hannity's opening was long-winded and bloviating, but it was fucking fantastic. People either will be held accountable or the United States is done. It's probably the latter, but Hannity didn't go there.

Give Hannity this, too: he gave Carter and Solomon a bigger voice. Those two are heroes but without Hannity what they found wouldn't be as widely known.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (D+jPb)

353 Oh! Now it's "well sure no indictments, but it's maybe a roadmap to other crimes"

It's 3am on Election day 2016 and they still refuse to call Florida for Trump all over

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (TN1P5)

354 331
Brennan belongs in prison.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican

On Pluto.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (WNAuL)

355 344 this is one shitty thread. damn, i'm wore out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

--it's because Russia! Russia! Russia! is old hat. I'm so damn sick of it.

I'd rather flame war about musical tastes or movies than pick the bones of RUSSIA!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM (XAYDB)

356 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)

Kind of like Pedialyte, then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM (brgv3)

357 Free radicals and shit.
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (XAYDB)


What is your understanding of the term "free radical?"

Be specific.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:29 PM (FNsjY)

358 I dunno about the rest of you all, but I walked 16k steps today, so suck on that, haters!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:29 PM (I/iGu)

359

BTW former congressman Joe Walsh who has gone completely Never Trump tonight on his radio show was still licking Lurch's ass tonight and we still don't know if there is anything about Russian collusion in the report. I don't know how that clown has any ratings left.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (kXYFI)

360
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (SZlJt)

361

CNN political analyst Gloria Borger admitted that the president is "vindicated" by the conclusion of the probe, but did so in a roundabout way, focusing on the political implications for the president's past critiques of the Mueller team.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

362 Dersh wants FISA court contempt citations?

Good for him.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (I/iGu)

363 Hello Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

364 Now to On Demand

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (XAYDB)

365 Hey there, AltonJackson. I don't suppose you have a pair of 8x90mm bolts?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (t+qrx)

366
hey, jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (SZlJt)

367 Kind of like Pedialyte, then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM

Never had Pedialyte, but I hope it's not as concentrated as that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (vZrbf)

368 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)
--------------------

The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)
~~~~~

I'm with the QuietMan. The old stuff in the gallon bottle was pure torture. Having no color and no smell, it was very deceiving. You had no way of knowing it would taste like chum. Seriously disgusting.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (NtglE)

369 Liberty U is beating Miss St. 69-67 with a little over 2 minutes left.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (WNAuL)

370 342 --"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

(Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)/i]

Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly."

Suddenly I want to see this verse put side-by-side with Dave Barry's MoviPrep description.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (V2Yro)

371 Whoa!!

Great New Spin on CNN: Well really, isn't Trump to blame for Mueller finding nothing? If he wouldn't have been such a bad guy, we never would have declared he was a Russian agent with no evidence at all. So it's really his fault there was this two year investigation."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:34 PM (TN1P5)

372 Hannity actually letting people talk tonight. How refreshing.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 09:34 PM (7ZQe3)

373 I had a college friend who went into gastroenterology.

He said: After all that brown, comes a lot of green.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (1UZdv)

374 Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)


This. Especially the part about enjoying your time. We are given a finite amount of time on this world, and thus a finite number of meals. Every meal you give up to fasting? You're not going to get back. And being thin will never feel as good as those missing meals would have tasted, especially if you know how to cook.

Give up on (or greatly reduce consumption of, anyway) Cheetos, white bread, pasta? Sure. But not on eating.

Posted by: HTL at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (3oh1r)

375 Go after Sam Power!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (1g7ch)

376 So it's really his fault there was this two year investigation."

Oh FFS. These people need psychiatric help.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

377 The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)


"This has been real, doc, but next time how about if I order the drinks?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:36 PM (FNsjY)

378 The blog is showing its age .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

379 367 Kind of like Pedialyte, then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM

Never had Pedialyte, but I hope it's not as concentrated as that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (vZrbf)

I drank it during a particularly bad bout (three day) of food poisoning a couple years ago.

My first thought: I wonder how this would go with Vodka?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (brgv3)

380 The way the Fox talking heads are going on, you'd think they were told on the down low that Trump World has a planned counter attack coming.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (1UZdv)

381 347 That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM

I'm remembering a cartoon from somewhere, maybe one of the Far Sides that weren't done for the papers - it's an old man sitting in his rocker in his living room, and on his wall is only one framed picture, of a giant turd with glowing rays emanating from it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (V2Yro)

382 My first thought: I wonder how this would go with Vodka?

LOL.. great minds think alike.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:38 PM (dUJdY)

383 The last time for me, I had some pills to take at prescribed intervals, along with some stuff to mix with Gatorade and drink. It didn't taste bad as long as you like Gatorade.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

384 Sidebar is full of NeverTrump droppings.

I think it needs to be broken up by Busty Lesbians at least every three posts.

Can I get a second?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (brgv3)

385 Could we just give them all a title...of ignobility?

e.g.: "Lying sack of shit, Brian Stelter".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (nPGq2)

386 Well, I only poop skittles and rainbows

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (dm05u)

387 I am waiting for the do-it-yourself home colonoscopy kit.

Garden hose and GoPro included.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (Z+IKu)

388 The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

Tall buildings, though, that's different.

Posted by: mohammed bin mohammed at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (nPGq2)

389 Huh. John Solomon and Sara Carter and even Hannity are predicting indictments of the coup plotters.

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

390 Gosh, it's so pretty outside. Have the window next to me wide open! Hello Spring!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (dUJdY)

391 Hello.

What time is the ONT?

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (8wKjk)

392 387 I am waiting for the do-it-yourself home colonoscopy kit.

Garden hose and GoPro included.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (Z+IKu)


A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

393 I'm beginning to think I may need to reexamine some life choices. It is a Friday night and I'm following separate conversations about the Mueller report and colonoscopy prep, with random bits of basketball and the demise of the SPLC thrown in. Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

394 there are actually 2 alternatives - one is a pill camera you swallow and wear a receiver belt for 24 hours
the other is a dna stool test kit cologuard

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (dm05u)

395 They keep going on about how Trump had a duty to report that these people who may be Russians had contacted his campaign saying they had dirt on Hillary

And some weird shit about Kutchner on a plane and who he met with--a "proven" lie as there's an email.
You mean the shit sourced to actual liar Cohen?

Now we have Van Jones "oh well 'someone' said there might not be any more indictments"
And "we still don't know why Trump acts so weird when it comes to Russia."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (TN1P5)

396 Hello.

What time is the ONT?
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (8wKjk)

-----------------------

Same as every night that you ask.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (ffYR/)

397 Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

This is the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (brgv3)

398 if TJM shows up tell him to watch the movie, I bet he'd like it

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (dm05u)

399 Liberty is about to win it's ncaa game. This will not please the left either. Bad day for them.

Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (n13/j)

400 Schiff on Rachel doubling down on "we have to know if Trump is compromised by a foreign power"

At least Joe McCarthy was right.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:46 PM (1UZdv)

401 Laura Jarrett (daughter of Valerie Jarrett) delivered the bad news to her colleagues on CNN.

-from Treehouse

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:47 PM (1g7ch)

402 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (KZ0k3)

I wanted to collude, but Anna Chapman refuses to take my calls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (nPGq2)

403 To deviate from the party line: yes, Hannity's opening was long-winded and bloviating, but it was fucking fantastic.

-----

Nah... I rip on Hannity because he's a loudmouthed potato-addict.

I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LY1IB)

404 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

405 A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

Too easy....no pain, no gain is what I say.

Plus I don't want Donald Pleasence flying around in my colon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu)

406 Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

I've been there and seen things. No words and fewer memories.

Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (tRLIC)

407 401
Laura Jarrett (daughter of Valerie Jarrett) delivered the bad news to her colleagues on CNN.



-from Treehouse

Posted by: Burnt Toast


Kind of OT. Laura Jarrett is kind of hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

408
I wanted to collude, but Anna Chapman refuses to take my calls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (nPGq2)

I want to face the collusion!

I want to collude my brains out!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (brgv3)

409 Trump: the girl that wore a short skirt to the party.

Mueller: the drunk guy.

The MFM: the jury that blames the girl

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (XROPS)

410 Now they're narrowing the "no indictments" to "no indictments of Trump. But the sitting President can't be indicted. And that's what we have always said and not just starting 6pm Eastern today."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (TN1P5)

411 123tvnow dot com

It has all the streaming cable channels for free.

Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (tRLIC)

412 404 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

There goes the elimination of 99% of the people in Buffet's million dollar bracket challenge .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (2DOZq)

413 A reminder:

https://tinyurl.com/y74goe6q

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (brgv3)

414 Nah... I rip on Hannity because he's a loudmouthed potato-addict.

I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LY1IB)



Yeah, unlike the phony conservatives who have shown their true colors. And I go back to that assclown Joe Walsh who rips on Hannity and Limbaugh every day because they are lying to us and only telling us what we want to hear.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (HPwbg)

415 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!

Those 12-5 upsets seem to happen a lot.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (g0Lfb)

416 I disagree with tuckster. media figures who acted like trump committed treason with russia should be fired NOW! I demanded media traitors who supported iraq war wmd and invasion should be fired instead of phil donahue. I did not vote for those politicians who voted for iraq war especially democrats who voted for it so republicans couldn't use their iraq war vote against them like kerry, clinton, biden, pelosi, schumer et.al. All this scum should be treated like the vermin they are!

Posted by: raimondo at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (qKDxf)

417 I just observed video of Rachel Maddow crying over the Mueller Report.
Artists rendition : https://is.gd/PeKTtj

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 09:52 PM (P1AAi)

418 ace, the problem will be at the NY state level.

If neither Mueller nor SDNY Federal prosecutors indict, they don't have to pass a bill before bringing Trump and his family into a NY kangaroo court.

"Presidential pardons only apply to federal crimes, but current New York law keeps district attorneys from bringing similar state charges if a president pardons someone for a particular crime.

The bill, written by Attorney General Letitia James' office, would change that."

http://tinyurl.com/y43px8ub

Posted by: SDN at March 22, 2019 09:52 PM (4IlOG)

419 The cobs usually let the ONT percolate a bit on big news days like this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (brgv3)

420 @403: "I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day."

Good description. In other words, he's the guy at the pub who's always ready to argue anything, anytime, and longer than anyone else will. It's a bit much, sometimes, or honestly, most of the time.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

421 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!


----
Those 12-5 upsets seem to happen a lot.



Our team has played soft all year. Our women's team, though...they have a decent shot at the natty.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (OMsf+)

422 Huh. John Solomon and Sara Carter and even Hannity are predicting indictments of the coup plotters.
Shocking.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)

423 393 I'm beginning to think I may need to reexamine some life choices. It is a Friday night and I'm following separate conversations about the Mueller report and colonoscopy prep, with random bits of basketball and the demise of the SPLC thrown in. Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

You know, you reach a certain point in life where, Friday night, that's as good as it gets.

Well, off to watch some rifftrax.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (V2Yro)

424 Maybe there SHOULD be indictments. This could be the biggest case of election interference BY THE DEMOCRATS since Kennedy/Nixon 1960...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (fZlu3)

425 raimondo acts like he's never been lied to by his people before. Drink a quart of salt water, dude, and go outside for a walk.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (QrTqV)

426 Yes CNN I am sure the people from the Midwest are better than the Shithole called New Orleans

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (dKiJG)

427 Nood. Pre-game ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

428 Nood Pre ONT

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (8wKjk)

429 And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds. "

Heh - that's the SDNY Liberal Salvation theory now. For the True Believers who can't get over Mueller messiah who failed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (V2Yro)

430

I just wondering how far out left and loony the Dems have to go for people to wake up and see them for what they are. The fanatics will always stick with them but the squishy middle of the roads types. How much crap is shoved in their faces before even though Orange Man is icky he's been than anything the Dems are offering

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (saqYT)

431 And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)

-------------------------

Trump had the IRS camped out in a conference room at Trump towers for 10 straight years. If there was any there there, they would have found it. Good luck with this fantasy, Leftards.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (ffYR/)

432 405 A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

Too easy....no pain, no gain is what I say.

Plus I don't want Donald Pleasence flying around in my colon.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu)


Since it's a drone, he won't be.

And neither will Raquel Welch. And to be honest, she doesn't deserve to be flying around in my colon.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

433 431
I've suspecting for quite some time now that President Trump is one of the few honest businessmen in the USA, and the only honest president since George Washington !

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (f3oO4)

434 If he's begging for his life, I think I'd like to hear that. This bastard has done damage to this country that I hope comes out someday. He's wretched.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (WNAuL)

All I want to hear from him: "Allahu ack...gork. creak, creak,

creak."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (nPGq2)

435 They evidently use Olestra as a base for deck stains. Odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

If you eat enough of it, your deck will get stained, alright.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (nPGq2)

Tucker Carlson Worries About Brian "Tater" Stelter's Hunger Pangs; Sends Him a Dozen Jelly Donuts

What a mensch!

Sweet guy. He's made of nothin' but love.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson sent CNN Chief Media Correspondent Brian Stelter a dozen jelly donuts. Stelter received them Wednesday in New York, but so far has not reached out to Carlson in response. Sources tell The Mirror that Stelter was thrilled to get the delicate pastries but agitated and confused by the gesture. He told a number of people he had no idea what the point was.

Was it a peace offering? Maybe. It’s hard to get inside anyone's brain or stomach. But what is certain is that there are more jelly donuts on Stelter's horizon. From what I'm told, as many as he needs.

So jelly donuts every day?

The message might be about Brian Stelter's jelly-like core -- he's a bought-and-paid-for Company Man who doesn't dare say anything critical about his leftwing media allies or the Democrat Party's cherished narratives.

Also, a less-obvious message might be that Brian Stelter is super-fat and needs to change the pictures he uses for social media to pictures taken within 10 of his current BMI measurement.

I mean, seriously: It's one thing for an aging Hollywood starlet to use publicity pictures of herself as a younger woman, but Stelter is supposed a journalist, and he insists on using pictures of himself from 10 years and 70 pounds ago.

The donuts came from Dunkin' Donuts. The box was signed with a Sharpie: "Brian! Enjoy. All best, Tucker Carlson."

Tater's got a big, wide Smilex-gas Joker mouth. That boy looks like he could suck the chrome off a robot-dick.


Old Post: Actually, all of the best donuts are not donuts.

PS: New CNN spin-line: the report might contained uncharged (?) obstruction of justice charges. See they're charges, but uncharged. We should still hold out hope.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:14 PM




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1 Repulsive!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (zmIJL)

2 Tater, not Tucker, that is.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (zmIJL)

3 Tater Tartare. Is that a thing on the Progressive Menu?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (zmIJL)

4 Omg. People on the train think I'm nuts snorting to myself.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (1biAv)

5 Love Tucker

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (O2RFr)

6 Trump tweeted he is reducing sanctions because he "likes" Kim
Myself ? I don't like him he is a super cruel dictator
I wish he was dead

Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

7 I prefer chocolate donuts with sprinkles on 'em.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (zmIJL)

8 Send another dozen jelly donuts to whatshername on the Supreme Court, the diabetic.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (zmIJL)

9 Apple fritters rule

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (1biAv)

10 A DOZEN JELLY DOUGHNUTS?!? YOU ARE A FESTERING PILE OF AMPHIBIOUS SHIT, PRIVATE TATER!!

Posted by: GySgt Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (DTX3h)

11 Poor Tater.

Ace,
Every time I pick up a bag of tater tots I think of Tater and chuckle.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (jm1YL)

12
"A Jelly DONUT?!?!?!"


- - Gunny Hartmann


NB: Private Pyle's gut resembles Stetler

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

13 8 Send another dozen jelly donuts to whatshername on the Supreme Court, the diabetic.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (zmIJL)


"Candygram for Sonia Sodomizer!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

14 We need to send jelly donuts of love to Justice Sotomayor

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (dm05u)

15 Jeebus, what shade of lipstick is he wearing?

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

16 Where does the Tater nickname come from? Is it because he looks like Mr Potato Head, or from his job as a commenTater?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (I5TxG)

17 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)

18 what shade is Tater's lipstick?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (dm05u)

19 Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)


Fucking neo-con warmonger. No blood for tree bark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zBaqJ)

20 >>>16 Where does the Tater nickname come from? Is it because he looks like Mr Potato Head, or from his job as a commenTater?


i think kurt schlichter might have started it. I think it might mean "He's a fat retard who really loves tater tots, they make the fat retarded boy so happy that we call him 'Tater'"

but I dunno. It just WORKS.

You can't really analyze why a sunrise is pleasing.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

21 You sure do got a purty mouth, Tater.

Posted by: Guy from Deliverance at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (zmIJL)

22 ''Jeebus, what shade of lipstick is he wearing?''

He needs to change to a shade of coral, this summer's hottest color. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (jm1YL)

23 He's like a less charismatic George Costanza

Posted by: 29Victor at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (BJKQV)

24 Holding back sanctions makes sense. Trump wants to hold the olive branch out to Kim, and if he wants to hit back, say because of missile testing, he won't hit North Korea. He will hit China, until they either get wise or put Kim under too much pressure.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (JH+YW)

25 Tucker is approaching Trumpian-levels of Troll Mastery. I LOVE it! This thread made my day, thank you, Ace!

Posted by: acethepug at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (kybA+)

26 >>>9 Apple fritters rule
Posted by: nurse ratched a


CORRECT

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

27 what shade is Tater's lipstick?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM

Red Bliss.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (zmIJL)

28 i think kurt schlichter might have started it. I think it might mean
"He's a fat retard who really loves tater tots, they make the fat
retarded boy so happy that we call him 'Tater'"



but I dunno. It just WORKS.


Spud also works.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

29 pep, it's not lipstick, it's ketchup or maybe ravioli sauce

Posted by: acethepug at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (kybA+)

30 I find a head shaped like a suppository strangely attractive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (Mouru)

31 If mickey mouse had an image on his watch, it would be 'tater'.

Posted by: Pluto at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (i3slQ)

32 What's up with the teeth in that pic?

I am confused and frightened.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (NLLmE)

33 >>>29 pep, it's not lipstick, it's ketchup or maybe ravioli sauce

it's c*m from a pink unicorn

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

34 I get that people on television wear makeup but that's ridiculous

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (I5TxG)

35
Any kind of gooey danish works for me. And Morrie's going down the Queens Blvd to get some for Belle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (zBaqJ)

36 **sigh**
Not fair!

When's someone going to send me some Boston creme?

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (yIBga)

37 The guy looks like a big toe in a suit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (Mouru)

38 damn, you're right, he really IS wearing lipstick!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (V2Yro)

39 those lips. what in the ever loving fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (KP5rU)

40 Apple fritters rule

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (1biAv)


Especially the ones from The Original Bakery in West Seattle (Endolyne neighborhood, just around the corner from the Fauntleroy ferry dock).

Posted by: HTL at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (3oh1r)

41 >>>Any kind of gooey danish works for me.

ALSO CORRECT

I DID A POST ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WHICH REMAINS AUTHORITATIVE

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/370082.php

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)

42 These barbs are hurtful. If you prick me, do I not bleed Boston Cream?

Posted by: Tater at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (t6MX/)

43 Ho Lee Fuk

Now the CNN line is, "but if it's politically damning to Trump, why shouldn't we see it? (Even if it's classified, privledged)"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (TN1P5)

44 Filled with a sweet and salty cream cheese jelly.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (1g7ch)

45 Mark Dice's rendition of Tater sounding like a barbed dildo was just shoved up his ass and twisted is always a classic.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (+dsLj)

46 Shorter Ace. Tater's longest fast was five minutes, not five days.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Jj+59)

47 BREAKING: Krispy Kreme stock up 10% on news of the Mueller Nothingburger.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (t6MX/)

48 No, is all part of plot!

He is already fat, so Jelly donuts will make him fatter, giving him heart attack!

tried sending him Strudel before, but Moose ate it.

Posted by: Boris Badanov, Russian Agent at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (NgKpN)

49 Butterball Powerbottom works for him as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (I5TxG)

50 A local Clerk of Court here uses a headshot from 40 years ago on their web page and her campaign materials. She's gotta be over 80. Nobody knows what their Clerk of Court looks like.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (rnXGe)

51 I laughed, I sharted, and laughed again.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (tRLIC)

52

That face. Remember the Paul Winchell character Mr. Goody Good?

Submitted for your approval.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (zBaqJ)

53 I don't have any jelly donuts. But by sheer random happenstance I am in possession of a jumbo-size box of matcha Pockeys, which I'm munching on right now! They don't even sell matcha Pockeys in the US -- all the packaging is in Japanese. But there's no question what they are.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (5tb4C)

54 All that lipstick is gonna leave a mess on his pillowcase.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (I5TxG)

55 Super conservative Gabriel Malor is taking the cuck side as usual, he more cuckish than allahpundit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (4e+hS)

56 Trump tweeted he is reducing sanctions because he "likes" Kim
Myself ? I don't like him he is a super cruel dictator
I wish he was dead
Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

57 Cinnamon Buns have been proven to be responsible for America's obesity epidemic and diabetic crisis, and also totally worth it.


So true.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NLLmE)

58 LOL... Admiral Mueller was given a Letter of Marque, and came back to port with an empty cargo hold.

I foresee a large mob of angry share-holders descending on the Admiral's palace.

Time for moar popcorn.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (W+kMI)

59 That Tater video still cracks me up, every time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (4AeKb)

60 >>49 Butterball Powerbottom works for him as well.


oh yeah, that's good too. I think that's mine.

He's got a lot of nicknames, including Fat Joker.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

61 Stolen from a tweet... Mueller reports he wasn't finished but he's got a really sweet bracket going and wants to focus on the tourney.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Dh1wo)

62 Towergate guy calls Brennan Mr. Potato Head. Stelter might be related.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Jj+59)

63 i love tucker's style. nice burn.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (4hfnr)

64 I'm finding this thread just the right kind of silly for Friday night.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (jm1YL)

65 Pause for a moment to appreciate that more people have seen Mueller's report in 2019 than have seen RBG in 2019.

Posted by: 16 year old urban voters at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (xyung)

66 Trump saying he likes someone like Kim is often just his way of saying "I will kill you last."

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (+dsLj)

67 57
Cinnamon Buns have been proven to be responsible for America's obesity epidemic and diabetic crisis, and also totally worth it.





So true.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NLLmE)

Ever since Hardware Wars, I am not able to look at a cinnamon bun without thinking about slave girl Leia and getting a semi.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (t6MX/)

68 If TuCa really liked him he'd have sent apple fritters.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (4AeKb)

69


Uncharge!!

Posted by: Capt. Wilton Parmenter at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (aKsyK)

70 He doesn't see food. He sees the soft walls closing in on his neglected micropenis.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (tRLIC)

71 He should have used Beto's special avocado recipe. Stetler would like that, he's famously coprophagous.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (VaN/j)

72 Polliwog

Hmmm. Average Joe?

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (NUb9I)

73 Brian Stelter is Mirror Universe George Costanza.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (I/iGu)

74 That boy looks like he could suck the chrome off a robot-dick.
Lick my frozen, metal ass!

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Dh1wo)

75 i've never watched cnn. this is a caricature right? a hologram? can't be real. no human, other than shep smith is that fucked up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

76 Tater, food is not a substitute for love.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (t6MX/)

77 Bite, not lick, but close enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (I/iGu)

78 Tucker sent me a whole tray of lifelike figurines! How on earth did he get my dimensions so precise?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (6eEQ+)

79 41 Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)


That was a good thread as I recall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (zBaqJ)

80 And now it's "how can Mueller have completed his investigation if he didn't subpoena Trump to testify?!!"

Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (TN1P5)

81 maple bars ftw, buttermilk bar second.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (4hfnr)

82 Ace i believe I wet myself. Lmao.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (w1dEm)

83 > "Tater's got a big, wide Smilex-gas Joker mouth."

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Tater."

Posted by: The Joker at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (hLcxo)

84 Damn, the commies on Matthews "show" are talking so fast and throwing out BS that it's hard to keep up. What a bunch of maroons.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (ZTJjv)

85 Ever since Hardware Wars, I am not able to look at a cinnamon bun without thinking about slave girl Leia and getting a semi.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Hardware Wars vs. Porklips Now.

Discuss.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

86 I bet he's going for some kind of auto-erotic asphyxiation with that tight shirt collar.


Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (yIBga)

87 High talker. Classic Steinfield!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (UOVq+)

88 Well time for me to check out some rescue dogs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (I5TxG)

89 Doughnuts?
I guess they're out of Girl Scout cookies.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (0tfLf)

90 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (vZrbf)

91 Now the commies don't want the WH to see the report prior to it's release. Moving goalposts indeed.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (ZTJjv)

92 https://is.gd/3YYO6R

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (4e+hS)

93 Porklips Now.



Discuss.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

Never saw it. Off to the intarwebs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (t6MX/)

94
I remember Freihoffer's sheet cake when I was going to sleep away camp. I begged my counselors to bring some back to the bunk.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

95 I have to assume that TuCa is trolling, but it's subtle as hell. Stelter has a lot of skin to get under, and I with Tucker well in his quest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (I2dne)

96 All that lipstick is gonna leave a mess on his pillowcase.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (I5TxG)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=YMlALAaEwfA

Tune for Tater.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (nPGq2)

97 Senator Pirate on Fox pretty much saying flat-out the report absolves PDT of any "collusion."

I guess he's seen it?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (4AeKb)

98 The Dems are all now, "we'll subpoena Muller and he will tell us the crimes for realz"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (TN1P5)

99 Shorter Ace. Tater's longest fast was five minutes, not five days.
Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Jj+59)

"Fast" is how Tater describes his journey from Shoney's breakfast buffet to Country Buffet's lunch spread.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (UOVq+)

100 Please God, let Brian Stelter come over to Ace's and see this thread.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (tkNkP)

101 81 maple bars ftw, buttermilk bar second.
Posted by: trapper's girl


Chocolate old-fashioned or nothing. As far as I am concerned.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (5tb4C)

102
It looks like he has jaundice on his cheeks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

103 Will people be sending Robert Mueller donuts now that his investigation is over? He's a cop, right? And cops eat donuts, don't they?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (I5TxG)

104

Jeez, he's using Maxine Waters' lipstick!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

105 Stelter's manboobs: tatertits

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (4AeKb)

106
Wasn't there a movie where a Princess Leia-type spoof character took off those round things on the side of her hairdo and they were buns??

Spaceballs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (kgAmS)

107 Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

It does. More of a Moby post than a troll.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (nPGq2)

108 Now Matthews wants President Trump impeached. For what? Guess he doesn't like President Trump.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (ZTJjv)

109 Hardball
@hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (BqBId)

110 95
I have to assume that TuCa is trolling, but it's subtle as hell. Stelter
has a lot of skin to get under, and I with Tucker well in his quest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (I2dne)

TuCa should proceed with caution. We may never see him nor hear from him again.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (t6MX/)

111 The view form Bill Kristol's dingy : https://is.gd/3YYO6R

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (4e+hS)

112 Things move fast around here on a Friday night.

on the old thread (e.g. 2 minutes ago...)
Reminds me of the last scene of Smokey and the Bandit. As the wheel falls off his beat up squad car, Sherrif Justice is still trying to chase Bandit screaming, "I'm not giving up! I'm not giving up!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at

Made me laugh!

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (XROPS)

113 93 Porklips Now.



Discuss.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

Never saw it. Off to the intarwebs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??

Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

114 CNN: The mueller report might contain un-jellied donuts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (r+sAi)

115 Phish show Goo Balls are always fun.

Trouble is you never know what's in them.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)

116 >>@KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

They don't call him Fusion Ken for nothing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (/tuJf)

117 I should send doughnuts to Sotomayor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

118 and cheesecakes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

119
Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

STFU

Is this your idea of a distracting squirrel while we gloat about your Russia Delusion hoax?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (kgAmS)

120 115 Phish show Goo Balls are always fun.

Trouble is you never know what's in them.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)


"I know, right?!"

- - Mrs. Beto 'E.L. Fudge' O'Rourke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

121 Case of Red Bull for RBG.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (I/iGu)

122 Bite, not lick, but close enough.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

[cough; cough]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvKw_V3e36g

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (Dh1wo)

123 Is that fucker wearing LIPSTICK?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

124 Voila:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSSdCjLdCXM

Porklips Now - (parody of "Apocalypse Now") - (1980)

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (5tb4C)

125 114 CNN: The mueller report might contain un-jellied donuts.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (r+sAi)


Mueller Cruller...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

126 Tater went on for 7 minutes? That's nuts.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (jUVms)

127 Is that fucker wearing LIPSTICK?
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++
Probably - he's on TV.

But there's also subtle yellow rouge. I think the still image was touched up in the "Stelter is a clown, and so wears clown makeup" motif.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (I2dne)

128 And it's now, well there's no more indictments because they may have felt they didn't have proof beyond a reasonable doubt. But there still could be crimes.

There's the new spin--find any sliver in the report and hype it up as proof of a crime

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (TN1P5)

129

Pffffft.

EVERYBODY knows the best jelley donuts are, in fact, apple fritters.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (vIjh1)

130 I like the donut angle on old chubby but IMO he should have sent him tater-related, bags of chips, 6 months of loaded backed taters from one of those home food services, or some such thing.

Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (A803X)

131 Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

Yes, it does. Sounds like a sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (AllCR)

132 Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??



Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

Please. Mercy. I will make amends.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (t6MX/)

133 9m
SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BqBId)

134 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)

135
What's an "influencer?"

Is this a new term like incel?
Never heard influencer before in this context -- what does it mean, exactly?

My first instinct tells me it's a nice way to call someone a Troll.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (kgAmS)

136 LOL I wonder how Rosie is taking this news.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (dKiJG)

137 DJ Jazzy Mel: "Now Matthews wants President Trump impeached. For what? Guess he doesn't like President Trump."

IM PEACH FOADY FI!

Posted by: Chris Matthews' Spittle at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (6eEQ+)

138
Untitled - a limerick

Tucker Carlson, a real go-getter
Sent Tater a dozen apple fritters
Alas, to no avail
The result was a fail
Hell still get shadow-banned on Twitter

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (m45I2)

139 If Tuck sent me a dozen donuts I'd appreciate them

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BbGew)

140 "you bastard!" Stelter wept, as he sucked the filling from the last donut. Powdered sugar coated his face and hands, with drippings of jelly all down his jacket. Reflected in the darkened screen of his laptop, he looked like a clown vampire, gore down his front and pasty white.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (39g3+)

141 Speaking of lipstick, earlier today I was talking to my wife about Hickenlooper's date with his mother. She said that when she was in college she knew some girls who had gone to see Deep Throat. All they could talk about was wondering what lipstick she used.

BTW, he claimed he didn't know what kind of a movie it was, and was only in his first year of college. Well, the 2nd is false, it would have been his third. But I looked it up, I am one year younger than he. I KNOW that no college guy in those days didn't know that. We may not have gone to see it (I never have), but you couldn't avoid the topic.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (VaN/j)

142 SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT



He definitely died doing what he loved.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (NLLmE)

143 @122: "[cough; cough]"

The bell rang!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (I/iGu)

144 106


Wasn't there a movie where a Princess Leia-type spoof character took
off those round things on the side of her hairdo and they were buns??



Spaceballs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (kgAmS)

I think it was Hardware Wars with the cinnamon buns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (t6MX/)

145
@hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT





That's his only conclusion??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

146 134 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)


One of the few things I miss from my time in L.A. That said, there is a See's that just opened here in Greenwich Village.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

147 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)

148
NBC Fake News guy's only conclusion is a completely fabricated conjecture based on zero evidence?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (kgAmS)

149 Anyone see RBG lately?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (q177U)

150 I KNOW that no college guy in those days didn't know that. We may not have gone to see it (I never have), but you couldn't avoid the topic.

Yeah he may not have known exactly what an X rating was, but he would have damn well known its not a movie you go see with mom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (39g3+)

151 Weight related. I watched the movie Cast Away last night again. . It was the first time I noticed Tom Hanks transition to0ward the end of his island experience he must have dropped 40 lbs. It was for real... It reminded me of shit head De Niro when he gained weight to play Jake La Motta in Raging Bull.. I give Hanks more credit for losing the pounds...

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (k3N8X)

152 The doughnuts are a Sicilian message: Have another donut you fat pig.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

153 @129: "EVERYBODY knows the best jelley donuts are, in fact, apple fritters."

Warm apple fritters for breakfast are kinda awesome.

It was either that or ramen with leftover sliced roast meat when I was a kid.

Strange, I know, but I didn't like cereal.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (I/iGu)

154 135
What's an "influencer?"

Is this a new term like incel?
Never heard influencer before in this context -- what does it mean, exactly?

My first instinct tells me it's a nice way to call someone a Troll.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (kgAmS)


Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)

155 That's his only conclusion??
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)
++++++
Ah, this can happen. A simple change of emphasis can clarify it:
That's his only conclusion.

My conclusion is that he's an idiot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (I2dne)

156 I always thought it funny that the Left claimed calling mueller a hack as obstruction of justice. Nobody has ever said bad things about prosecutors or investigators before!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (r+sAi)

157 To a man, the CNN team is pivoting to, "yes but there are other investigation into Trump."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (TN1P5)

158 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.

Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

159 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)

--------------------

Stelter looks like somebody stuffed 5 pounds of sugar cookie dough into a ribbed condom.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (vIjh1)

160 Apple fritters FTW!
Cider donuts, runner up.
- - - -
Somewhat related, and funny given the Left's/MSM's current obsession with protecting us from conspiracy theories (see: anti-vax censoring):


@Cernovich

Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.


BOOM!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

161 147 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)


He really does resemble Mr. Goody-Good. Damned if I can find any pictures of him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (zBaqJ)

162 The doughnuts are a Sicilian message: Have another donut you fat pig.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

Seltzer sleeps with the swine?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (oOwhS)

163 a dozen jelly donuts will only last Brian a week if he fucks two a day.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

164 All they could talk about was wondering what lipstick she used.

Come on. Non-smearing lipstick is hard to find!

Posted by: brian stetler at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (Dh1wo)

165 Lisa Boothe @LisaMarieBoothe
3m
Democrats will never accept the results of the Mueller investigation just like they never accepted the results of the 2016 presidential election.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (BqBId)

166 SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BqBId)

"It was a one-in-a-million shot, Doc."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (nPGq2)

167 @hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT




That's his only conclusion??
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

And, that after 2 years and millions in legal fees, Mueller decided to throw in the towel over a run-of-the-mill subpoena battle?

HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (XROPS)

168 132 Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??



Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

Please. Mercy. I will make amends.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Along with Hardware Wars, it's considered the ultimate hyper-low-budget pre-internet do-it-yourself "alt" satrical comedy "film." I's beyond bad, but everyone in that era was SO stoked that a fellow bunch of nerdy losers could actually make a movie and get it into theaters! When it showed at midnight (often as the warm-up film for Rocky Horror) it received raucous ovations.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (5tb4C)

169
Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

Ah, the model for a succesful Youtuber.
I didn't know they were called influencers, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (kgAmS)

170 As we all know, the investigation is the point.

But the big 'Here's why you can't vote for Trump' 2020 message is reduced back down to 'Access Hollywood tape' levels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (pUDQf)

171 Now a guy is in the background with "Fake news is CNN" sign

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (TN1P5)

172 TuCa should've sent jelly donuts to Beto O'Rourke too. They are Kennedyesque.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)

173 @154: "... gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers."

And, who, technically speaking, are supposed to flag each and every post including freebies as paid ads, and report such income to the feds, but rarely do.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (I/iGu)

174 the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

Which, there were, and they have been proven. But you know what? Screw it. People want to cling to this idiotic left wing myth with both hands now. Go ahead, side with the treacherous enemies of the United States. Whatever makes you feel good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)

175 If Mueller would have released his exoneration earlier in the week the stock market would have gone up by 500 points and we all could have made some money.

that bitch

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (AJ/mV)

176 Can we at least get a little sympathy for his poor wife Jamie? Apparently she is a traffic reporter for a NY TV station and would like to retire ----but those grocery bills!!!! Did she have any idea what she was getting into when she married him? Poor thing

Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (tkNkP)

177 169
Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

Ah, the model for a succesful Youtuber.
I didn't know they were called influencers, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (kgAmS)



Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (zBaqJ)

178 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)


One of the few things I miss from my time in L.A. That said, there is a See's that just opened here in Greenwich Village.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (z9Eyh)

179 Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (VaN/j)

It's bad enough if he did see it *with his mom*, whether on accident or not, but why in God's good name would he ever *say* so to anyone afterwards?!? He shows remarkably poor judgement even in comparison to the rest of the pack of dem presidential hopefuls, who are all pretty much classic examples of poor judgement.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (uquGJ)

180 Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)



The Morning Thread needs a sponsor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

181


@Cernovich

Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.


BOOM!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

They found WMD in Iraq, hell the NY Times reported on soldiers getting sick from blowing up ammunition dumps.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (dKiJG)

182 And FOX is reporting that Spartacus sent an email to his supporters demanding something or such and such, and then the next link puts you on his fundraising page.


Never waste.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

183 Influencer? I hardly know 'er!

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (786Ro)

184 enough with disparaging of john mccain, american hero. i was infirmed earlier it's not socially acceptable.

even though he was a traitor and giant asshat. hope he was buried in a sombrero.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

185 178
If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (z9Eyh)


Aww, nuts!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (zBaqJ)

186 >>What's an "influencer?"

They influence trends on social media - "Look at this awesome new bottled water! Aren't these new designer shades the coolest?!"


Not to be confused with a Thought Leader which is a name they give unaccomplished Lefties whose opinions we're supposed to respect (see: Chelsea Clinton, Thought Leader).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (W+vEI)

187 17 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)


Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

188 Dilanian has always been out to lunch.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (4hfnr)

189 @Cernovich

Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++
I am not sure I agree. If the WMD claim was a conspiracy, I would argue that this one is actually more dangerous. An entrenched bureaucracy executing a coup against the legitimate government is a very big problem, even bigger than a foreign war. It's the kind of thing that, if successful, eventually ends in civil war or people in camps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (I2dne)

190 Jesus H. Christ!
What the fuck is that Pvt. Tater?!

Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (gkstg)

191 They found WMD in Iraq, hell the NY Times reported on soldiers getting sick from blowing up ammunition dumps.

Nobody gives a damn about the truth any longer when it comes to Iraq. The left's constant lying drumbeat worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (39g3+)

192 @174: "Which, there were, and they have been proven."

They weren't super serious WMDs though. I've always assumed Saddam's stockpile was mostly old chemical weapons that ended up in Syria, but maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

193 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.
Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

And another nickname for donuts is "sinkers". So a Bismarck is a sinker, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (nPGq2)

194
Ace needs to get on YT.

Tim Pool is killin it on YT with 11 minute videos in which he discusses the news.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (kgAmS)

195 190
Jesus H. Christ!

What the fuck is that Pvt. Tater?!

Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (gkstg)

lol
RIP, Gunny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (t6MX/)

196 A couple hours at the range, a couple hours at a Chinese buffet. I'd call that a good afternoon.

*pats stomach*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (z9Eyh)

197 OMG the Trump campaign might have shared polling data with a Russian spy, which isn't illegal at all.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (dKiJG)

198 @177: "Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream."

That girl is soooo gonna sue her parents for lost income too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

199 I give Hanks more credit for losing the pounds...
Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (k3N8X)

I sometimes worry about these actors doing this. Christian Bale, in particular, seems to really like dropping an alarming amount of weight. He was emaciated in The Machinist, then bulked up for Batman. then became emaciated again for Rescue Dawn.

Matthew McConnaughey did the same thing for Dallas Buyers Club. Kinda skeeves me out, to be honest.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (UOVq+)

200 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.

I doubt he is mentally stable enough to change, plus he's been raised since birth to think he's a god raised in a family of gods.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (39g3+)

201 And now it's, "Mueller wasn't investigating everything, just a real narrow matter, see?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (TN1P5)

202 163 a dozen jelly donuts will only last Brian a week if he fucks two a day.
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)
__________

Only two a day? You underrate Brian "Donut Love Machine" Stelter.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (VaN/j)

203 >>What's an "influencer?"
.......

Dunno. But I bought a Persuader a few years back.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

204
Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??

Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!
Posted by: zombie


Heck, I've never even seen Apocalypse Now!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aKsyK)

205 Corn and beans....."Jaime's" grocery bill woul have to be the least source of sympathy due to being married to that gelatinous balloon of stupidity.

Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (A803X)

206
To a man, the CNN team is pivoting to, "yes but there are other investigation into Trump."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (TN


The sweet sound of hopes collapsing in the night. They know but are in denial. Mueller was their best hope for an investigation. With Congress they jabber a lot, but it never goes anywhere. SDNY can be brought to heel by Barr if Trump wants it brought to heel. The state AG's, well, they are a wild card but what exactly are they going to use to get a warrant to look at any papers? We want a warrant so we can poke around and maybe find something bad? How, exactly, does that one work?
Nope, Mueller was their best shot and it is over. Now can come the counter attack.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (0QYMt)

207 New spin is that there will be something in the report that will show that Trump is an unwitting Russian dupe.

"There's so much in the report that we don't know."

FFS, is there anything that we don't already know. It's been feeding Media for months into years.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (1UZdv)

208
"I guess they're out of Girl Scout cookies."

No, the Girl Scout cookies never run out.
Never...

Posted by: rayj at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (pI/IV)

209

Do you know why Castaway is my (and probably yours) only movie with Tom Hanks I kinda liked? (I liked Big, too ).


Because Hanks speaks very little in Castaway.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (kgAmS)

210 Amazon deemed me an "influencer" and gave me a special account I can set up. Why? I review everything I buy on there, which isn't that much but still, enough for them I guess.

I haven't messed with it yet but it appears that somehow if someone buys an item on my list of reviewed things I might get a small cut of the sales. Not sure how it works. Not sure I care to help Amazon sell things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (39g3+)

211 You know, give a choice of donuts:

1) Really good glazed. A well done yeast donut is a thing of sublime beauty and taste. There is a place near here that makes them and they are extraordinarily buttery. Almost magical.
2) Lemon filled with the white icing.
3) Boston Creme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (brgv3)

212 174 the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

Which, there were, and they have been proven. But you know what? Screw it. People want to cling to this idiotic left wing myth with both hands now. Go ahead, side with the treacherous enemies of the United States. Whatever makes you feel good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)
_________

Yes. And you know whose brilliant idea it was NOT to release that information? Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (VaN/j)

213 Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (zBaqJ)

And she is supposedly pissed at the parents for it. Oddly, I am unable to rustle up any fucks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (t6MX/)

214 Heck, I've never even seen Apocalypse Now!

the horror...


It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (NLLmE)

215 Hardware Wars vs. Porklips Now.

Discuss.
Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)
---
Porklips Now. No contest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt93DVyjSZE

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)

216
I doubt he is mentally stable enough to change, plus he's been raised since birth to think he's a god raised in a family of gods.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Korea's Kaligula

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

217 There is good money to be had for a new video of RBG

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (BbGew)

218

Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

It's all about saving FACE in Asia. Little Kim needs to find a way that makes him look good and change the country.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (dKiJG)

219 And you know whose brilliant idea it was NOT to release that information? Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

"If we don't fight back we'll seem the better man and win!"
--Karl Rove

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (39g3+)

220
Persuader?

My older brother used to call his punch in the balls The Persuader.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (kgAmS)

221 And it's " well, there may be no crimes per se but there could still be bad behavior."

Ah, bad behavior

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (TN1P5)

222 >>OMG the Trump campaign might have shared polling data with a Russian spy, which isn't illegal at all.

Not only is it not illegal it wasn't the Trump campaign. It was Manafort on his own offering the polling data in an attempt to cut the debt he owed to a Russian oligarch.

Had noting to do with Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

223 Twenty minutes into "Entertainment Tonight" and no mention of the report. Usually they are Johnny on the spot

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (f4xAl)

224 Lizzy: "John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.

BOOM!"


That can't be! He was such a patriot!

WRT Saddam's WMD, I think there's some plausible deniability there. Saddam violated every U.N. mandate and pretty much begged for international focus. What McCain actually knew and what he said he knew, we'll never be able to fully reconcile. WRT Steele Dossier, everyone not a vindictive hack knew it was horsesh*t from the beginning. And that will be McCain's period on his legacy. He cannot be forgiven.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (6eEQ+)

225 @hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT




That's his only conclusion??
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

And, that after 2 years and millions in legal fees, Mueller decided to throw in the towel over a run-of-the-mill subpoena battle?

HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: LASue

The fifth, hell, Mueller didn't want the FYNQ answer..

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (mNhs0)

226 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

227 Because Hanks speaks very little in Castaway.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert



Bakersfield!! and Willllllsssoooooon!!!! were his finest moments.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (NLLmE)

228 Mollie Hemingway will be on Tucker's show tonight. He'll probably let her talk for a bit, unlike Brett Baer.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (NtglE)

229 201
And now it's, "Mueller wasn't investigating everything, just a real narrow matter, see?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (TN1P5)

I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)

230 193 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.
Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

And another nickname for donuts is "sinkers". So a Bismarck is a sinker, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (nPGq2)
________

I proved that in May, 1941

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)

231 226
Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



Do they?

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (T6t7i)

232 Sock off.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)

233 Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

--------

Ya know.... Taterhead looks like he could be Roves long lost son.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (vIjh1)

234 @222: "Had noting to do with Trump."

And it's not like the Russian haven't already bankrolled their own polling firms to keep their finger on the pulse of American popular culture.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (I/iGu)

235 Christian Bale put on 100 lbs between The Machinist and Batman Begins. Nolan told him he had to lose muscle weight (bulk) when he first saw him. Bale isn't afraid of using PEDs and drugs for a role:

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (tRLIC)

236

Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


I vote for NO security.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

237 Amazon deemed me an "influencer" and gave me a special account I can set up. Why? I review everything I buy on there, which isn't that much but still, enough for them I guess.

I haven't messed with it yet but it appears that somehow if someone buys an item on my list of reviewed things I might get a small cut of the sales. Not sure how it works. Not sure I care to help Amazon sell things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Marc


That's an interesting and not-so-subtle way of Amazon encouraging positive reviews. A good little factoid to know.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (XROPS)

238 It's a way to win Oscar. Ask DeNiro.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (1UZdv)

239 I want all those people over there to know that I KNOW how fucking incoherent and downright stupid they are. Think about this for a moment.

1. OK, let's say just for shits and giggles that Mueller doesn't recommend indicting the President because of existing DOJ policy.

2. There are no more indictments coming.

3. Trump ran the entire fucking ROOOSIAN CONSPIRACY....wait for it....BY HIMSELF. No one else in the United States was involved. No one. Are you kidding me? This is distilled 200 proof stupidity with a chaser of crazy.

Can we just start hitting people in the face now? That's what it is going to take.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (ZR1GH)

240 I don't blame Tucker for hating Tater and wanting to kill him with daily, irresistible donut drops.

He did, after all, call Tucker "mentally ill" on TV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (LY1IB)

241 >>>If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.

he gave good quarterly bonuses though, and i luv See's.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (4hfnr)

242 Is this piglet on a suicide watch tonite?

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (H4ZHm)

243 236




Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



I vote for NO security.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

My goodness, how did all this lard spill onto the tops of these tall buildings?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)

244 The Fyre Festival analogy...
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1109224050772062214

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Dh1wo)

245 There is good money to be had for a new video of RBG
Posted by: Skip

PornHub is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (gkstg)

246 North Dakota State giving Duke a game this first half.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (tRLIC)

247 @237: "That's an interesting and not-so-subtle way of Amazon encouraging positive reviews. A good little factoid to know."

Also makes me wonder how many Amazon private label products were bought and reviewed before offering an influencer account.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (I/iGu)

248 Oh, and I know we beat this one to death, but Congressman Schiff--if you have the proof of collusion you probably should have passed it along to someone on Mueller's team before now. You milksop.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (ZR1GH)

249 218

Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

It's all about saving FACE in Asia. Little Kim needs to find a way that makes him look good and change the country.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (dKiJG)


Exactly. And Trump knows that. You can bet the farm on it.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

250 To be fair, Saddam thought he had more WMDs than he did. His teams was robbing him blind with all those secret, cash WMD projects. My suspicion is that much of the "missing" WMDs never existed - but Saddam and his team thought they were there. Add the fraud to the shit that rolled to Syria and you get close to the estimates.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (mNhs0)

251 http://gph.is/1qSfRhX
******
DemoCRAZY'S, NeverTrumpers & Deep Staters

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (BqBId)

252 You can make donuts out of taters ya' know.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (dzZCL)

253 In order to get a FISA warrant you have to not only have evidence you have to swear under oath that the target is an agent of a foreign government working to undermine the US.

Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

254 226 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

I was about to give the number for Rooftop Koreans, but then I thought: Is this a scourge of such magnitude that we can afford premium help?

I vote to have Yoko Ono counsel each of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (brgv3)

255 Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self?

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (mNhs0)

256 I'm a fool for Apple fritters!

I am trying to go low carb, but I am a weak person... pastries and beer will be the death of me.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (438dO)

257 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Why? Just stay off the sidewalks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (5UfE7)

258 @253: "Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?"

If they start indicting guys like him, then you end up with too many people sniffing around intel community projects, and there's some mutually assured destruction stuff going on when you head down that path.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (I/iGu)

259 Not diggin' Harris Faulkner's new 'do.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (XAYDB)

260 I'm also waiting for the first nitwit to say Trump bought Mueller.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (ZR1GH)

261 Does anyone know where the love of God goes

When the tongue-kiss turns the seconds to hours?

Posted by: Shep's Victims at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (QLvwG)

262 I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)
----
Flounder, doing the job Ace won't.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (kQs4Y)

263 Max Boot is a foolish jackass.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (jUVms)

264 To be fair, Saddam thought he had more WMDs than he did. His teams was robbing him blind with all those secret, cash WMD projects. My suspicion is that much of the "missing" WMDs never existed - but Saddam and his team thought they were there. Add the fraud to the shit that rolled to Syria and you get close to the estimates.
Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (mNhs0)


My understanding is that Saddam wanted WMDs once the sanctions were lifted, thought he still had the core of a program, and tried to simultaneously make his people believe that he had WMDs while convincing the rest of the world that he didn't.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (SgjGX)

265 @263: "Max Boot is a foolish jackass."

But he wears a fedora! Super serious journalist!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (I/iGu)

266 I

am

so

sick

of

Russia

Report

shit

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (XAYDB)

267 Russia? No one cares about Russia.


But did you hear that one time Trump said pussy!!!!1!!@!

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (B623R)

268 266They'll double down.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (dzZCL)

269 >>If they start indicting guys like him, then you end up with too many people sniffing around intel community projects, and there's some mutually assured destruction stuff going on when you head down that path.

Well that's one option. The other is that McCabe, Comey, Lynch and the rest of the "small group" at Obama's DOJ lied their asses off and committed a fraud against the FISA court while hanging an innocent man out to dry just so they could have a predicate to spy on Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

270
And it's not like the Russian haven't already bankrolled their own polling firms to keep their finger on the pulse of American popular culture.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

They had whole institutes devoted to it with intricate game theory models that filled office buildings.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (mNhs0)

271 Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self?
Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (mNh

Split personality?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (0QYMt)

272 Mollie on Tucker! Mollie on Tucker!

Posted by: Blutarski at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (+Tibp)

273 Ich habe berliner gegessen.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (0x00j)

274 I

am

so

sick

of

Russia

Report

shit
Posted by: logprof



So not tired of the left's reactions.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (5UfE7)

275 The best part of this farce, is that they've behaved so badly that pro-Trump and right wing people hate them so badly that they can basically never redeem themselves. Whatever the report says, I want to see Mueller dangling from the capstone of the Washington Monument.

And now, this same report is going to absolutely enrage a large number of Democrats. Not all of them by any means, but Bob Mueller and the DoJ and FBI are going to have even more people who despise them by next Friday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (LY1IB)

276 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
20s
Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (BqBId)

277 Still don't understand why they needed a warrant for Page, he was already a CI. So, they could have surveillance on him for just about anything. He signed his ass away.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (mNhs0)

278 Mueller's report is the Al Capone vault of law enforcement investigations.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

279 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32

Oh Jan.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XROPS)

280 Seriously, Russia is just a Bright Shiny Object.

Immigration

Immigration

Immigration

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XAYDB)

281 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
20s
Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT

The sinkhole on the parkway will make it hard to get to Ft Marcy

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (mNhs0)

282 See? Mollie knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

283 build the wall

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (4hfnr)

284 eriously, Russia is just a Bright Shiny Object.

Immigration

Immigration

Immigration
Posted by: logprof

No,

SCOTUS, SCOTUS, SCOTUS.

RBG and BW are hanging on by their fingertips

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (mNhs0)

285 re: Saddam and WMDs

Again, I think people forget that there was a divide between the legal definition of WMD, and the kind of weapons that we were really worried about after 9/11.

Saddam's stockpiles were likely nothing but chlorine and mustard gas. No Michael Bay movie VX nerve gas in any meaningful quantities. Maybe some mild radioactive dirty bomb stuff that you can find on any university campus in America, but nothing that would irradiate a city for one hundred years.

I dunno. In retrospect, I think the case for war in Iraq was overcooked, but I can't get worked up about of that nonsense now. If anything, then we shoulda hit Iran hard as soon as they started fucking with us via proxies in Iraq, but I guess the whole "most hijackers came from Saudi Arabia" thing made things more complicated than I'll ever know.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (I/iGu)

286 And now, this same report is going to absolutely
enrage a large number of Democrats. Not all of them by any means, but
Bob Mueller and the DoJ and FBI are going to have even more people who
despise them by next Friday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (LY1IB)


The Left will rage on Mueller harder than they did on Comey back before they loved him again. Mueller is gonna have to find himself a new fed job Trump can fire him from if he's ever to regain the adulation.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (B623R)

287 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
20s
Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT

Why? Has Hillary! decided certain links need to be cut?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (gkstg)

288 Old Donut Post is awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (fuK7c)

289

Byron White is still on the Court?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (kgAmS)

290 Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)



Because he was just that good of a spy.

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (ZfRYq)

291 I loved the Whizzer.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (0x00j)

292 Was the Russia bullshit just to oust Sessions, the one true immigration hawk in Trump's admin?

Inquiring minds want to know. . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (XAYDB)

293 Tucker calling out the rest of Media as Liars. Quite true.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (1UZdv)

294 "224
Lizzy: "John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.



BOOM!"



That can't be! He was such a patriot!



WRT Saddam's WMD, I think there's some plausible deniability there.
Saddam violated every U.N. mandate and pretty much begged for
international focus. What McCain actually knew and what he said he knew,
we'll never be able to fully reconcile. WRT Steele Dossier, everyone
not a vindictive hack knew it was horsesh*t from the beginning. And that
will be McCain's period on his legacy. He cannot be forgiven.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (6eEQ+)"
...
I think it's important to note that an informed understanding of the WMD situation in Iraq in 2003 points to large portions of the Iraqi military firmly believing that they possessed chemical weapons.--
This is based on the *extremely* large volume of NBC equipment issued to troops defending Baghdad - masks, suits, boots, gloves, and to some extend detection kits and injectors.--
This isn't some sort of secret - there was piles of this shit taken off EPW's, scattered around defensive positions, etc. Orders were given to issue it, this is beyond discussion. If you dig you can still find photographic evidence.
--
The question is, who *in Iraq* believed they possessed a stock of contemporary usable arms, or enough leftovers to deploy (we did find old stocks, for years, and on a few occasions they were employed against us as IEDs). We don't know if their generals knew the truth, or Saddam's WMD related ministers, or Saddam - some or all may have known the truth, but SOMEONE either believed they had them and wanted to prepare to use them, or wanted their troops to believe they had them.
--
That this is not more common knowledge can be laid directly at the feet of both the leftist MSM and the GOPe who couldn't be bothered to communicate it to the public. Same way they never publicized how much radiological material was shipped out of Iraq (a shit-ton) and the state of their nuke facilities (glowing, because they can't have nice things and fubared all of their projects)

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (eAshZ)

295 "Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self? "

We get bored

Posted by: Smeagol at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)

296 Tucker is a national treasure.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (RBOtF)

297 Sock off.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)
----ha, haBTW, nood.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Dh1wo)

298 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor

20s

Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (BqBId)

I'll go. Might get a threesome out of it!

Posted by: Lisa Page at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (QLvwG)

299
I loved the Whizzer.
Posted by: Zombie JFK


You had one of those motorbikes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (aKsyK)

300 Byron White is still on the Court?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (kgAmS)

--If only

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (XAYDB)

301 262
I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)

----

Flounder, doing the job Ace won't.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (kQs4Y)

Just trying to keep Jonah in fresh material.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (t6MX/)

302 @269: "Well that's one option. The other is that McCabe, Comey, Lynch ..."

Agreed.

I don't buy into any huge Deep State conspiracies, but I do know that bureaucracies always defend themselves, and bureaucracy usually comes before party.

*shrugs again*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (I/iGu)

303
Then who is BW?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (kgAmS)

304 Re: Muldoon;

There once was a talker named Tucker
who sent Tater tarts filled with Smuckers
He gobbled them down
and then said with a frown
"This Report, like the tart, made me pucker."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (Ndje9)

305 p.s.
especially when xe dressed as Marilyn
291 I loved the Whizzer.
Posted by: Zombie JFK

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (0x00j)

306 @303: "Then who is BW?"

Betty White?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (I/iGu)

307 Tucker: "Howard Dean is so slow it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (fuK7c)

308 Byron White was All-American running back in college, naval intelligence during WWII, and an awesome Supreme Court Justice.

Not bad.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (XAYDB)

309 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)

310 Duelfer/Kay report. Much remains a mystery (VX, known to exist, via on-site inspection following '91 war, for example, still unaccounted for). But (as bedevils us in other situations) a regime doesn't "unlearn" how to do things, and cannot be prevented from doing them again, if it desires, short of a verification arrangement so far not seen in history. So, with a trillion $$$, and the desire, quite simple to resume whatever WMD programs you wanted following sanctions collapse (which was close, and even partially already in evidence). And they were postured to resume.


"Pre-emption" actually has a definition, but apparently that's classified or something, as 99% of all discussions of this topic are based on false premises (magically imposed in retrospect, to boot).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

311 Seems Trump is reving up the revenge train. McCain was just the appetizer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (CyCaV)

312 McCabe, Comey, Lynch

"I don't buy into any huge Deep State conspiracies,"

There was a small group of careerists looking for advancement that worked as a cabal.

They need to be exposed. And hung.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (1UZdv)

313 @312: "They need to be exposed. And hung."

Fair enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (I/iGu)

314 I always figured that Keith Olbermann was on an unobtainable plateau, but Tater is an upwardly mobile juggernaut of starchy magnificence bound for approbation.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (LuPts)

315 "Seems Trump is reving up the revenge train."

It's like General Zhukov at the gates of Moscow, gunning the engines of a thousand T-34s

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (1UZdv)

316 I thought White voted for Roe? Time to reread The Brethren by Woodward and not Bernstein.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (0x00j)

317 263 Max Boot is a foolish jackass.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (jUVms)
_______

Max Boot is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (VaN/j)

318 Let's not forget the Israelis bombing the shit out of a Syrian site that had a, cough, cough, surprisingly-high radioactive footprint afterwards; not to mention that early war Russian convoy that was 'accidentally' bombed.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (Dh1wo)

319 Ok, yeah, they're based in Portland, and every single employee, and almost every customer is a hippie-who-needs-to-be-punched-in-the-face, but it is a scientific fact that the best donut in the world is the Bacon Maple Bar found at Voodoo Donuts.
https://tinyurl.com/y8t38sa5

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (k3N6G)

The Dud Bombshell, Continued

I've added a bunch in the sidebar.

Here's some spin:

Old Spin: Mueller's going to prove Trump is guilty of colluding with a hostile foreign power

New Spin: the real story here is that Mueller performed creditably


Old Spin: The president is a traitor. We know this. We don't need to wait for evidence.

New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?


Old Spin: Trump and Jared and Don Jr. and a host of other conspirators colluded with Russia

New Spin: the lack of any new indictments, or any indictments mentioning conspiracy with Russia, probably just means that Trump isn't being indicted because he's a sitting president. I guess he conspired with Russia completely alone! "We'll see" what evidence our conspiracy theory may uncover in the future.

Flounder adds:

Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:

Old Spin: Muh Russia!


New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion.

YUP! That was a really egregious gear-grinding reversal. I forgot about that flip-flop. They have so many.

Flashback: Do you remember how often the walls were closing in on Trump or all the times the wheels were coming off?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:34 PM




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1 The jig is up.

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (4HMW8)

2 The news is out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)

3 *waits*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)

4 *high-fives Pug*

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (4HMW8)

5 The d*** is flaccid.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (T6t7i)

6 New Spin: the real story here is that Mueller performed creditably


Should we give him a participation trophy? I think we should.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (T6t7i)

7 I would do anything for love, but I wouldn't lie to you, no I won't do that!
- NeverTrumpers

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (r+sAi)

8 poor Shep!
he won't be the big story tonight

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Fake and gay

Posted by: Russian Twitter Bot at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (uLmu8)

10 Trump is still orange.


Posted by: Chuck Schumer at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

11 Such a giant shit show.

Now we just get pointless congressional investigations that will go nowhere.

It's nice to be back to normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (zZbCU)

12 Bob Capone's vault is (drum roll) empty.

Posted by: Simon sez saddle up at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (1XDkO)

13 * draws bath of hot water. Gets in. Skits both wrists vertically*

Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (tRLIC)

14 Impeach foady five

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (dm05u)

15 Mueller's mandate was 1) Russian interference and 2) Trump campaign collusion in 31.

On #!, Mueller brought indictments against Russians who will never see a US court, for buying Facebook ads.

Here's a bet that Mueller never looked into the hacked DNC server, never interviewed obvious witnesses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (1UZdv)

16 The jig is up."

"And goooone"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (6qErC)

17 Now the calls for Trump to apologize to Mueller.LL

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (BXMxN)

18 OK, now all the state AG's get to take their shot at Trump, right? Right????

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

19 Press just asked Schumer whether he owes Trump an apology.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (1UZdv)

20 So how does this help my Yankees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (oOwhS)

21 the vodka is water

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (dm05u)

22 old: We got 45 peaches.

new: The peaches have been eaten.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

23 Lots of people in the last thread said it better than I but Meuller and his jackbooted bullshit with Stone and knowing early on that this was a clown show and not stopping it---he's an absolute leftist tool.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (jUVms)

24 the caviar is fishy!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (dm05u)

25 So no indictments, no sealed indictments, the fork in this thing has been stuck.

The thing in which the fork has been stuck...is well and truly stuck.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (T6t7i)

26 May they spin like crazed Dervishes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (t82DG)

27 The only real charges were old financial crimes by Manafort that Mueller had passed on years ago because Manafort was partners with the Podestas. The Podestas got a pass again.

Mr. Straight Arrow? Sure.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)

28 This report was all just a giant conspiracy by Sheppard Smith to cover up his attempted rape allegation. Shep collided with Mueller to release his report, knocking his sexual assault off the front page.

Sneaky bastard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (pUDQf)

29 Hillary's campaign spokesman:



@brianefallon

Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (W+vEI)

30 Ah, an entire weekend with which to get everyone on the same page for Monday.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (nDOs4)

31 Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:

Old Spin: Muh Russia!


New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (t6MX/)

32 The big spin seems to be Mueller was never the big thing, it was always SDNY.

So pathetic it's almost sad.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

33 The ham has been burgered.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

34

oh, there's more

But they need to wait to see what their masters tell them to say.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (vEIlU)

35 I guess he conspired with Russia completely alone! "We'll see" what evidence our conspiracy theory may uncover in the future.

Posted by: Ace of Spades



Just before reading this nood, I heard a panelist on one of the MSM cable cabal shows suggest the Mueller report may provide NEW avenues of investigation against Trump. Or words to that effect.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (786Ro)

36 willowed:

Whatever the report says, dogs will always piss on Muellers.

https://tinyurl.com/y2o67y72

Sorry, but there's only so much time left for Mueller jokes.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

37 Schumer is hilarious.

He wants the full report to be made public.

So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (vEIlU)

38 OK, time to put me back up on the pegboard tool wall, right between the keyhole saw and the wood drill.

Posted by: Robert Mueller, Democrat Tool at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

39 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

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I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)

40 Trump should dump the whole report on the press Monday morning and let the Dems eat crow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (t82DG)

41 They finally found me!

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (JH+YW)

42 >>Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

Fallon is so dumb he doesn't even know that SDNY is an acronym for Southern District of New York not Sovereign.

The smartest people are in our government.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

43 So, where's the leaks?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)

44 And this a$$hole - why no FARA violation investigation on you?




@johnpodesta

AG Barr should take the time to read it and then immediately make it public.
Mueller report sent to attorney general, signaling his Russia investigation has ended

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

45 39 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

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I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)

=====

Something to do with insurance fraud based on underreported values of some of his properties, or something.

So, you know... still not Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (zZbCU)

46 Where is that fuckwad Chris Steele???

Is THIS what I paid for??? *hic*

*throws highball glass across room*

There damn well better be a FRESH NEW dossier on my desk ASAP which nails Trump to the fucking wall or I know one limey who will find my cankle so far up his ass he'll be eating my shoe!

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (DuAZ5)

47 Save us SDNY! You're our only hope!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (pUDQf)

48 Huh. Saw Kreplach for a sec.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (UOVq+)

49 New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?

Answer: No. Mueller is still an incompetent, partisan hack. His problem in this thing is that he had to find evidence that would stand up to scrutiny. He could have accomplished this in 4 or 5 months. But he didn't; he wasted 2 years, millions of dollars, and, as was pointed out here already, ruined peoples' lives simply because they supported Trump or helped him in any way.

Fuck that guy yesterday. Fuck that guy today. Fuck that guy tomorrow. Fuck that guy always and forever.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (C1NyB)

50 The Mueller Report states that President Trump promised the FAB he would not slide exhibit A into exhibit B.

Exhibit A is known as Donald Trump's "schlong" and exhibit B is known as the FAB's "rabbit hole".

He did.

See Schlong v. Clinton, 666 S. Ct. 2018 (2019).

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

51 Also New Spin:

The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (TN1P5)

52 The jig is up.
Posted by: Emmie
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So much, packed into so few words, and first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz)

53 So, after 2 years, he got Manafort, who I still think was his true target.

And is done.

Yeah, money well spent DOJ and Congress.

Now, where are the Clinton Cabal indictments?

#TwoWeeks?

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

54 "I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?


Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed
wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)"...
They're implying that NY state will deliver on some BS charges, mostly centered around PDT businesses or charities, and that these will fly as a method of removal.
Not sure if they really believe this or if they're just trying to keep morale up.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (eAshZ)

55 Oy. Horowitz saying there could be a roadmap inside this report, to New York, etc to continue chipping at Trump.

bashtards

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (vEIlU)

56 The left is nuts and this will only make them nuttier.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (jUVms)

57 1 The jig is up.
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (4HMW

2 The news is out.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)



They finally clowned me

Posted by: Brian sTelter at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (786Ro)

58 OK, now all the state AG's get to take their shot at Trump, right? Right????
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

----------------------------

The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

59 Come Monday Trump will put a 100% tariff on Blue Emu, Outback Steakhouse, and fish and chips unless the producing nations produce the goods on their people who tried to frame him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (1g7ch)

60 Something to do with insurance fraud based on underreported values of some of his properties, or something.



So, you know... still not Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (zZbCU)


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So stuff that said local New York government is responsible for, and stuff that will mean that local New York government workers and officials were incompetent?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (nDOs4)

61 "New spin" is functionally equivalent to "new normal."

I mean it specifically in the sense of "Meet the new normal. It's the same as the old awful."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (I2dne)

62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

64 >New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?

That's a laugh; the investigation should have been over the first week just based on the corrupt fisa process or the bias and corruption form fbi/ doj employees.

Mueller let this sham continue, so fuck him. He owes all of us an apology as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (oh+79)

65 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

Not that it matters, dimoshits will still scream TRUMP THREATENED MUELLER"S BABY SEALS TO SILENCES HIM11!!11

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (+dsLj)

66 61 Mueller will come!

Posted by: GalosGann at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Dl9Eq)
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Just wanted to say that I LOL'd.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (kQs4Y)

67 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

That will play before the supreme court

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (oOwhS)

68 11 Such a giant shit show.

Now we just get pointless congressional investigations that will go nowhere.

It's nice to be back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (zZbCU)

Except for the NY AG investigating and indicting anyone who ever used the bathroom at a Trump hotel

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (Izzlo)

69 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
after his whole family and company to find some.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)


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Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDOs4)

70 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

=====

Losing with dignity is now what democrats want to do?

I'm good with this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (zZbCU)

71 Answer: No. Mueller is still an incompetent, partisan hack. His problem in this thing is that he had to find evidence that would stand up to scrutiny. He could have accomplished this in 4 or 5 months. But he didn't; he wasted 2 years, millions of dollars, and, as was pointed out here already, ruined peoples' lives simply because they supported Trump or helped him in any way.



I want Mueller audited.
Every. Penny. Accounted. For!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (5UfE7)

72 And this a$$hole - why no FARA violation investigation on you?

@johnpodesta
AG Barr should take the time to read it and then immediately make it public.
Mueller report sent to attorney general, signaling his Russia investigation has ended
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++
He's in the club.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (I2dne)

73 Just more proof that Sessions was the single biggest mistake Trump has made as President.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (Y7Ajm)

74 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.

One would really expect that trying to do this to the President of the United States would carry some kind of cost. You know, that it would be politically suicide and cost your state dearly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (39g3+)

75 If only Robert Mueller was a Marine hero in Vietnam!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (7f8TF)

76 43 So, where's the leaks?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)

Its bad for Dems, ergo, no leaks at all.

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (NgKpN)

77 Fuck that guy yesterday. Fuck that guy today. Fuck that guy tomorrow. Fuck that guy always and forever.

And Fuck everybody who supported him. And by that I mean the Democratic Party. And everyone who votes for it.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (ijjC+)

78 So, where's the leaks?
Posted by: It's me donna
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I wear Depends, dammit!

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (CDGwz)

79 51 Also New Spin:

The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (TN1P5)


Which is completely false, Clapper/Brennan got involved because they can only lead a CI investiagation, not a criminal investigation.


And this was started as a CI investigation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

80 I want Trump to come out Monday and basically YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

81 They finally clowned me
Posted by: Brian sTelter at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (786Ro)

*stops timer*


Ten minutes, give or take.

Not bad. For a Friday. Folks still buying weekend booze.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (UOVq+)

82 So, where's the leaks?


Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)


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Depends.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Rightful President at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (nDOs4)

83 The only thing this did was take even more heat off of Hillary Clinton and her minions.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (tFHQc)

84 New spin, same as the old spin. OrangeManBad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)

85
@brianefallon


Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (TAmPV)

86 48 Huh. Saw Kreplach for a sec.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (UOVq+)


Yeah. He was asking to be un-banned.

I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW8)

87 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
after his whole family and company to find some.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)


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Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Yeah. Hers. Abuse of office under color of law.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5UfE7)

88 25 million dollars to indict Manafort.

Your Goverment At Work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)

89 Posted already?




https://twitter.com/travishelwig/


status/1109209247621931008

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

90
LOL.

Just stopped by the LQ for a 6er. The radio was on, blah blah blah Mueller Report, blah blah blah.

So I said to the cashier "Well I don't think there'll be anything to that Mueller Report."

Cashier says "What's the Mueller Report?"

So explained it was the Russian Kuhluzhion Investigation.

She said "Is that STILL going on? Jesus... how long can it take to figure that out?"

She did not seem very convinced that POTUS is a Russian spy.

In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd guess from her tone that she thinks this whole thing is pretty stupid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (LY1IB)

91 But Steve Bannon, treason, and death chambers!

Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (tRLIC)

92 @georgepapa19

Time to hit back!



From your lips George.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

93 Expect the SDNY to say that Trump committed fraud by claiming real estate values for insurance purposes that were much higher than their depreciated values fo tax purposes. Even though that's how the real estate game is played.

AOC got to preview this in a hearing.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (1UZdv)

94 67 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

That will play before the supreme court
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (oOwhS)

It's a tax.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

95 Let us all remember Kreplach, and his words of wisdom: The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Kreplach: Now More than Ever.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (JH+YW)

96 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

OT . Watch Danielle Collins play tonight in the Miami Open. She's my favorite new hottie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

97 63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.
Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

He always has me.

Posted by: Satan at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

98 I have a feeling Trump is going to go full Kraken soon.

The man does not forgive and forget.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (+dsLj)

99 I like Dana Loesch's son's birthday cake in the sidebar. What boy wouldn't think that cake is cool?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

100 63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.
Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

Well, I still like him!

Posted by: James Comey at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

101 So, where's the leaks?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)
.........

Here ya go

https://tinyurl.com/yyxl4gjk

Mueller leaking.


Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

102 Yeah. Hers. Abuse of office under color of law.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5UfE7)


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Yeah, that's what I mean. Can you imagine the sh*tstorm if some local yokel did that to some random black guy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico [/i at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (nDOs4)

103 Also New Spin:

The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion
Posted by: RoyalOil


A counterintelligence investigation WOULD be a criminal investigation.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (5UfE7)

104 I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW

Not entirely sure. I hesitate to speculate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (UOVq+)

105 80
I want Trump to come out Monday and basically YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

As somebody suggested, in a "I was witch hunted by Bob Mueller, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." T-shirt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (t6MX/)

106 We should have put an egg timer on how long before all the media begins to sing in unison.

It's always nice when they come together as a team to lie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (pUDQf)

107 Robert Francis O'Dork, campaigning in New Hampshire:

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (CDGwz)

108 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
after his whole family and company to find some.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

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Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDOs4)

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One would think, and one would be correct. She's doing it anyway.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (ffYR/)

109 In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd guess from her tone that she thinks this whole thing is pretty stupid.

Polls admit that 50% of the public thinks its a stupid witch hunt that is over long. Which means... I dunno but I'm guessing that a great deal more than 50% if that's what they'll admit to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)

110 The real action is at the SDNY.


*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

111 >>>@brianefallon


Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

112 Willowed:

Hey, the HQ blog commenters survival guide is gone!

it can still be accessed through the internet archive, but the domain ran out of rodent feed on 3/17, apparently:

https://web.archive.org/web/20170907085121/
http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/ace-of-spades-
blog-commenters-survival-guide

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (LWu6U)

113

The democrats are screwing themselves by keeping this ongoing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (vEIlU)

114 Chris Wallace is an asshole.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)
********
Did he do the Aristocrats again

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

115 Thirty four indictments isn't a "witch hunt".

As Karen Carpenter sang, "We've only just begun!"

Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (wuHiP)

116 I would love for the light to come on for the Libtards about how they were lied to and manipulated into hysteria by the Democrat Party from top to bottom.

I'd love for them to turn their backs on the MSM for lying directly to them for three fucking years.

I'd be delighted if the various and sundry Libtards and Progtards would realize the damage this caused the US and its reputation and how our economy could be so much better than it is even now if President Trump didn't have to deal with this-

phony nonsense spawned all because Hillary! and Obama and their cronies were immature vindictive spoilsport losers.

But, that won't happen because-

they're stupid. Painfully stupid.

Like sub-100 IQ stupid.

Take a bite of dog shit to see what it is stupid.

How the hell can we have a country where half the population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)

117 So. Work on an outsider campaign - get investigated for something and maybe go to jail. Not collusion, but a point made.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (OkKDg)

118 Come on......everybody knows it was never about Russia........

Posted by: The media at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (JUOKG)

119 Ace hates when we get to 1K you know

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (BbGew)

120 >>>@brianefallon


Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

Heh. Communists, amirite?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UOVq+)

121 this is going to put a serious dent into democrat fundraising.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (JUOKG)

122 Hitler weighed in yet?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

123 We should have put an egg timer on how long before all the media begins to sing in unison.

It's always nice when they come together as a team to lie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
-----------

The use of identical verbage is the clue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)

124 > "Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:
"Old Spin: Muh Russia!
"New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion."

I was about to say that in the internet age these silly lies can be easily disproven.

But then, in postmodernist America it doesn't really matter to them. Words are just marks on a page, devoid of fixed or even partially fixed meaning, always subject to their later personal interpretation and alternate narrative.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hLcxo)

125 Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (JH+YW)
**********
So you love the Mentally Ill Tourette's Syndrome people

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

126 Wonder when the southern district Is gonna investigate deblasios wife?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (oOwhS)

127 As I recall, congress already voted everybody to zero to release the whole report.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

128 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)


What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

129 Now they're all, "sure, sure, no indictments for collusion-- but look at all the people convicted of lying! That proves stuff!!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (TN1P5)

130 I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW

Not entirely sure. I hesitate to speculate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Probably just Pixy's isp ban. Mine home wifi isp is still banned.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (5UfE7)

131 >>As I recall, congress already voted everybody to zero to release the whole report.

If only that mattered.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (/tuJf)

132 Hitler weighed in yet?
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

At about 180. Vegetarian and all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (oOwhS)

133 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

On how to lose on purpose, yes

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

134 88 25 million dollars to indict Manafort.

Your Goverment At Work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)


Next time, just give that $25 million to the Horde, we will beat the crap out of Manafort and have the MoMe of a lifetime.

Posted by: Satan at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

135 Adam Schiff is going to need a lot more ointment.

Posted by: portlandon at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (+oR7L)

136 Satan go away

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

137 2 of the indictments will be for Pepe the Frog and Pedo Bear, sources say.

Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (tRLIC)

138 Mueller's failed attempt to get Trump wasn't for a lack of trying. The coup just wasn't able to fabricate the evidence he needed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

139 I give up. Nobody likes my stupid fire hydrant jokes.
It's all I got.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

140 Sovereign District of New York

Perhaps the Sovereign is Ivan the Terrible?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)

141 Is Monday too early for Trump to call for a Joint Session and ask that THEY demand DoJ / FBI prosecute the dozens who used their federal offices' to try and influence the election and frame him or accept it as perfectly legal for the next election?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (1g7ch)

142 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

No, he was right.

Kritarchy is rule by Judges, and they think the COURT is now, the Sovereign.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

143 "128
62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:



"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example
that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar
was really set by Sen. McCain."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)



What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)"
...
Extolling non-Dems to suspend campaigns and lose miserably after moonbat-instigated financial messes?

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (eAshZ)

144 ...How the hell can we have a country where half the
population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a
retarded tapir.



Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)


That stupidity has been deliberately engineered. Thank a teacher for that.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ijjC+)

145 Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (5UfE7)
*****
He is banned from his isp Because his other account was Banned for going Thermonuclear on CBD I Believe

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)

146 >New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?
No the scumbag went after people Beria style to force them to compose.
Manafort should never have been tried
Herr Muller deserves nothing less than all his relatives who disappeared in Stalingrad got.

Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (kSq2k)

147 Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)


LOL. Follow the Scrbd link in his tweet and read the summary.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (C1NyB)

148 What the hell does that even mean?

Who the hell knows. New Hampshire voters were not impressed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (39g3+)

149 >>>Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sing<<<

My boner is so hard right now, it's doing a stretch in Sing Sing.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (LuPts)

150 Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

Nice!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)

151 My guess is that they will try to bury parts of it just to keep it mysterious.

"Sure, but what about the stuff that was redacted?"

"Why wasn't the full version released"

"why weren't full interview tapes released?"

"but the public never got to see all the transcripts - what are they hiding?"

"Pelosi's been bought -- what do they have on her."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LWu6U)

152 They're a bunch of fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

153 128 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

What the hell does that even mean?
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

It means you let the democrat win.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (Izzlo)

154 any one know this one... from a Mr Aesop?

One day people noticed a Mountain in labor; smoke coming out of its summit, the earth quaking at their feet, trees crashing, and huge rocks tumbling. They felt sure something horrible was going to happen. They all gathered together to see what terrible thing this could be. They waited and they waited, but nothing came. Suddenly there was a still more violent earthquake, and a huge gap appeared in the side of the Mountain. The people all fell down upon their knees and waited. At last, a teeny mouse poked its little head and bristles out of the gap and came running down towards them.

Posted by: havildar major at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (jpW6t)

155 141 Is Monday too early for Trump to call for a Joint Session and ask that THEY demand DoJ / FBI prosecute the dozens who used their federal offices' to try and influence the election and frame him or accept it as perfectly legal for the next election?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (1g7ch

That's what I'm screaming about. It's Obama and Hillary's turn in the meat grinder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)

156 Also New Spin: 

The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion 
Posted by: RoyalOil 


A counterintelligence investigation WOULD be a criminal investigation.
---
But that was almost exactly what Schiff just said. And then all the smart people on CNN agreed.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (TN1P5)

157 the panel

wallace, anti-Trump
juan, anti-Trump
perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (vEIlU)

158 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

--------

OMFG. Our Betters.

Isn't it kinda this douchebag's job to following this matter, and know something that a hillbilly like me knows?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LY1IB)

159 How the hell can we have a country where half the
population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.


Oh, some of them are smart enough. They just cling to a worldview that they will not vary from no matter what the cost or how much reality beats it to pieces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (39g3+)

160 Mueller's failed attempt to get Trump wasn't for a lack of trying. The coup just wasn't able to fabricate the evidence he needed.

*************************

Oh they fabricated alright, they just couldnt come up with a story that didnt sound like a bad Russ Meyer movie.

Golden showers by Russian hookers. Brilliant.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)

161 Help us Robert Mueller Southern District of New York, you're our Only Hope!

Posted by: The Left at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

162 My boner is so hard it has a teardrop tattoo.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (NLLmE)

163 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)
++++++++++
Yes, and this is *the* problem with the police and investigation offices.

Persons are presumed innocent. The cops investigate *crimes* in order to find *people* who committed them. This is appropriate.

When the cops start investigating *people* in order to find *crimes* they may have committed, that is a police state.

Welcome to the police state. We've been here for a while, but they never bluntly admitted it until recently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (I2dne)

164 133 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

On how to lose on purpose, yes
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

Yes, set for foreign enemy fighter Pilots.

Because if you destroy 5 planes like Mccain did, you become an ACE!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

165 I want reparations of my tax money that funded this fishing trip!

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (vzk+c)

166
Cashier says "What's the Mueller Report?"

So explained it was the Russian Kuhluzhion Investigation.

She said "Is that STILL going on? Jesus... how long can it take to figure that out?"

--------------

Depends if we assign our top men or not!

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (OkKDg)

167 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

What the hell does that even mean?
Posted by: rickl
------------

"Drinks are on me!" - John McCain

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (CDGwz)

168
wallace, anti-Trump
juan, anti-Trump
perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral

Wait till Tucker gets a hold of this

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

169 Brian Fallon thinks that the Sovereign District of NY is going to crown Hillary Queen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (AllCR)

170 116
How the hell can we have a country where half the population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)


Uh! UH. Uh Uh UH!!! Uh. Uh?

Posted by: Retarded tapirs everywhere at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

171 Ace, @89, epic troll of the century!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (t6MX/)

172 "Pelosi's been bought -- what do they have on her."
Posted by: Gentlemen


THAT'S the one we need to push.

I'd love to see that start the "Second Battle of Bull Run" on the blue side.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (5UfE7)

173 >>LOL. Follow the Scrbd link in his tweet and read the summary.


Oh, LOL! It looked official!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

174 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.


I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

175 "Words are just marks on a page, devoid of fixed or
even partially fixed meaning, always subject to their later personal
interpretation and alternate narrative.



Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hLcxo)"
....
Life as a moonbat is about the here and now experience of being smug and feeling superior. Doesn't actually matter what you're smug about.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (eAshZ)

176 Also loving the whining about how it's not fair or right that Trump will claim this vindicated him.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (TN1P5)

177 Schemer is just battle space prepping by calling on Barr to release all supporting documentation, knowing that he can not comply with this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (ffYR/)

178 I'm thinking: "Trump Administration Escapes Further Indictments" is probably the headline tomorrow?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (TnkfX)

179 Hey, no need to insult honest, hardworking tapirs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

180 is this going to disappoint the old people that wanted an indictment? are they going to die knowing Trump didn't collude?

Keep a lid on it morons. Let's allow our elderly near death flaming liberals to pass with grace okay?

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (XTiHL)

181 169
Brian Fallon thinks that the Sovereign District of NY is going to crown Hillary Queen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (AllCR)

Hillary and crown do not belong on the same page, Fen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

182 Remember when the media was wetting themselves about Trump trashing McCain? It seems like just yesterday.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (/tuJf)

183 So, a nothingburger all slathered up with nothingsauce?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (nPGq2)

184 They need to hoop up cables to John McCain's coffin, because the mount of spinning he is doing in there could generate enough power to run a Medium populated midwestern city.

Posted by: portlandon at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (+oR7L)

185 Depends if we assign our top men or not!
Posted by: Undocumented



Cory Booker is praying that he gets assigned a Top.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (5UfE7)

186 Has Brennan made a statement yet?

I have a few statements about him.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (jUVms)

187 WaPo Tomorrow: TRUMP GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

188 Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (qxq6t)
******
Your other account sweetie

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (BqBId)

189 **to his enemies**

I won't touch Mueller.

Not until I let him clear me! Slowly, thoroughly, in every way I know you fear!

And then you'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when you scream, I'll be reelected!

This is bargain, you Muellering quim!

Posted by: Trumpki at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (yIBga)

190 The Steiner District of New York will come.

Posted by: Dems and NeverTrumpers (BIRM) in the bunker at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (C8jyG)

191 157 the panel

wallace, anti-Trump
juan, anti-Trump
perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (vEIlU)

Welcome to the kinder gentler Disney inspired FOX News!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (NgKpN)

192 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE MUELLER IS A BRAND NAME OF OLD FIRE HYDRANTS

(you're welcome wth)

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGER at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

193 Okay, so that's that.

Well guys, looks like it's Donald Trump's turn.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico [/i at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (nDOs4)

194
When the cops start investigating *people* in order to find *crimes* they may have committed, that is a police state.

Welcome to the police state. We've been here for a while, but they never bluntly admitted it until recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
-----------

When police *knowingly* arrange for, or influence 'process crimes', it is a blatant abuse of power.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (CDGwz)

195 Oh, LOL! It looked official!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

Yep. Epic troll!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (t6MX/)

196 He wants the full report to be made public.



So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he
probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We
don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette



Yup. He knows the whole thing isn't supposed to be released, but now he'll claim they're hiding things. What. A. Douche.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (T6t7i)

197 I have a hard time calling this a win, though. Its like finding out that lawsuit against you didn't convince the jury. I mean, its not a loss but those years and all that money are still gone. You didn't win, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (39g3+)

198 Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn

Oh, is baby mad? Baby angry?

Would baby like a warm bottle of HAH YOU DUMB FUCK! ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Hk+Y0)

199 Just said on CNN, going on about the parts of the report that won't be made public, grand jury and classified, so "we may never know" the truth

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (TN1P5)

200 At last, a teeny mouse poked its little head and bristles out of the gap and came running down towards them.


That mouse is dynamite!

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

201 Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (NgKpN)
******
Good LORD They didn't sell FNC or FBN

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BqBId)

202 Next they'll complain that it's only a "summary" report. And demand that every single interview, every memo, etc, be released immediately along with the report. Or else COVERUP !!1!!1!

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (786Ro)

203 Not that it matters, but I, for one, miss Kreplach.

What can I say, except:

The GOP is a pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (LY1IB)

204 158 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)



New York AG district follows US law? Really? When did they start doing that?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)

205 >>Also loving the whining about how it's not fair or right that Trump will claim this vindicated him.

Yes, first they were upset with the idea that he was innocent until proven guilty.

Now that he's been determined to be *not guilty* they want to say he's guilty because he was accused - "You have to look at the seriousness of the charges, not the outcome of the Mueller investigation! By virtue of the investigation there must have been something there."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (W+vEI)

206 Did someone say something about burgers and sauce?

Posted by: TATER at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (nzKWW)

207 174 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM

this may seem like nitpicking, but it's actually quite important, and shows how all of our perceptions have been played by this process.

We saw REPORTS IN The MSM that Mueller wanted to depose Trump. We saw REPORTS in the MSM that Trump's people pushed back on that.

As far as I know, Mueller never made a formal request, and Trump never made a formal denial. Which, in strict legal terms, means that neither event ever happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (V2Yro)

208 So you love the Mentally Ill Tourette's Syndrome people

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

I love all people that aren't filthy traitors.

But, as in all things, the supposed ravings of street hobos about the trustworthiness of the police and FBI are generally more trustworthy than anything the corporate government media puts out.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (JH+YW)

209 I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.

**********

It's what the DOJ report will say so I'm assuming this just means an official affirmation that Trump didn't obstruct or sabotage the investigation other than to tell Mueller to fuck off when he wanted to interview him.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (+dsLj)

210 The people calling for the full release don't give a damn about that. They only care about giving their rabid window-licking base some room to cling to the Russia collusion myth against all evidence and logic. Somewhere, hidden in those files is the proof, but THEY won't let us see it!

Ahh, but the redacted and classified material that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic.. that Trump was guilty!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)

211 135
Adam Schiff is going to need a lot more ointment.


Posted by: portlandon


Nah, he likes it rough.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (T6t7i)

212 DER ANGRIFF MUELLER IS NICHT ERFOLGT !!!!!!


Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (9HuGt)

213 Oh, LOL! It looked official!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

It sure did! I was all set to download that sumbitch for some light weekend reading, and I thought, well, what's this summary say.....?

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (C1NyB)

214 As far as I know, Mueller never made a formal request, and Trump never made a formal denial. Which, in strict legal terms, means that neither event ever happened.

***********

Hmmmmm, good point.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (+dsLj)

215 So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (vEIlU)

As Judge Andy was enumerating earlier, classified material, grand jury testimony and evidence not linked to an indictment, and testimony by undercover agents not linked to an indictment, by law and regulation may not be revealed.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (MwFQu)

216 So, where's the leaks?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)
~~~~~

Gotta wait for Congress to get their copy.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (NtglE)

217 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (/tuJf)

218 197 I have a hard time calling this a win, though. Its like finding out that lawsuit against you didn't convince the jury. I mean, its not a loss but those years and all that money are still gone. You didn't win, really."

Well, that's lawfare for ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (V2Yro)

219 Just said on CNN, going on about the parts of the report that won't be made public, grand jury and classified, so "we may never know" the truth
Posted by: RoyalOil


At some point, we are going to have to tell them to stfu & stfd. If there was anything there, he'd be charged.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (5UfE7)

220 Emoluments clause!!!

EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE!!!

Posted by: what we always actually meant and not putin at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dh1wo)

221 Poor Democrats thought that Mueller could keep playing Go Fish until 2020.

Guess he got tired.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (pUDQf)

222

Cheers! TGIF!

movie night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (vEIlU)

223 As Judge Andy was enumerating earlier, classified
material, grand jury testimony and evidence not linked to an indictment,
and testimony by undercover agents not linked to an indictment, by law
and regulation may not be revealed.



Posted by: Fox2!



Why? Because the mole people don't want it? Sorry, that's not a good enough reason. They can't be trusted.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (T6t7i)

224
|ooks |ike an ear|y night for Mue||er.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (LL1Be)

225 The gloating here is insufferable!

This whole thread is a crime against humanity under the Logan Act!

I call on Director Wray to arrest all of you immediately!

Posted by: Sally Yates at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (DuAZ5)

226 If Brett got Jeanine suspended in an attempt to kiss up to the DNC, he is dead to me. Never more.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (MwFQu)

227 Goldberg already trotted out the never trumper line: "YOU owe Mueller an apology" - never he owed Trump or trump supporters one...to be Jonah is to never say your sorry...watch this meme catch on pretty quick among TruCon, Inc.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (32YRo)

228 I bailed out of the Moore appointment thread.
Wall to wall Debbie Downers.

Posted by: Wit's End at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (ROYpB)

229 Trump will release it all, after the Proggies have whined enough. Their reward will be complete exposure of the Proggie Perps, Obama on down. No good releasing it now, need to let the howling build.

Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (Jj+59)

230 Can we all agree the timing of the release of the report is laughable?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (jUVms)

231 I call on Director Wray to arrest all of you immediately!
Posted by: Sally Yates at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (DuAZ5)

You are so right! You go girl! I'm getting verklempt just watching your courage!

Posted by: Andrew Weismann at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (DuAZ5)

232 Emoluments clause!!!

EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE!!!
Posted by: what we always actually meant and not putin at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dh1wo)

Eminent Domain! Vera JOHNSON!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (oOwhS)

233 Can we all agree the timing of the release of the report is laughable?

LOL... We can't all agree on anything

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

234 Not that it matters, but I, for one, miss Kreplach.

What can I say, except:

The GOP is a pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (LY1IB)

------------------------

We all know that. Being reminded of it every 10 minutes did get a little old.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (ffYR/)

235 Trump will release it all, after the Proggies have whined enough. Their reward will be complete exposure of the Proggie Perps, Obama on down. No good releasing it now, need to let the howling build.

Hahahahahaha
Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (Jj+59
++++++++++++
This is my hope. Well, part of it. I also want declassification of all of this farce's bases.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (I2dne)

236 Adam Schiff is going to need a lot more ointment.
Posted by: portlandon

We got some emoluments for him right here.

Posted by: Trump family at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (zmIJL)

237 My Schadenboner has just decided to take a couple of victory laps around the Universe in his new Trans-Light Instantaneous Drive.

Whilst sipping a Mai Tai and having Karen Gillan (as Nebula) sitting on his lap.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (now3g)

238 If Brett got Jeanine suspended in an attempt to kiss up to the DNC, he is dead to me. Never more.

------

If you're referring to my earlier comment about this: please remember - I heard that at GP. Don't believe until you get corroboration.

I'm told by the only people I trust (Morons) that GP is to be taken with a heap of salt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (LY1IB)

239 227
Goldberg already trotted out the never trumper line: "YOU owe Mueller an apology"



Jonah, you owe me back the respect I used to give you, you sniveling snotbag.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

240 LOL... We can't all agree on anything
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

-------
HA!

I figured someone would say that.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (jUVms)

241 Not that it matters, but I, for one, miss Kreplach.

I miss him too. Not his mantra, but the person Kreplach who would sometimes chime in about his little baby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (AllCR)

242 Okay, can I take this wire off now?

Posted by: Rosenstein at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (786Ro)

243 217 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (/tuJf)


A record number of expert guests will be cut off mid-sentence this evening.

Hannity will set a Personal Best, I predict.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

244 Poor Democrats thought that Mueller could keep playing Go Fish until 2020.

Guess he got tired.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (pUDQf)
........

Free Cell gets pretty boring, too.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

245
But the walls!
They're closing in!!

Posted by: rayj at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (pI/IV)

246 EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE!!!
Posted by: what we always actually meant and not putin at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dh1wo)

It puts the emolument on its skin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (nPGq2)

247 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.

Posted by: JackStraw

I told my wife once that his guests are just meant to be witnesses...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (32YRo)

248 SDNY on deck.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (OE84+)

249 So, I owe Mueller an apology for spending two years investigating bullshit in a set-up political hit job while he ruined people's lives by threatening their families and plowing over their rights?

Gee. Thanks, Bob.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

250 what an incredible waste of time

you know who I'm pissed at (one of the many)?

that IDIOT Judge Napolitano

what an embarrassment that guy is

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Rarvo)

251 Right now SO MANY conservative Youtubers are cranking up thier editors and video capture devices to create videos that compare what the talking heads said THEN and the new spin NOW. And that is why Trump will win reelection - there are some very young smart non-cucks who are very savvy with this type of thing - look at the Meme war that Trump handily won in 2016, and since. The videos and new memes will be seen by MILLIONS. And it will be nothing but positive for Trump.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (LDV7V)

252 Mr. Mueller. I just wanted to tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (+oR7L)

253 And now begins the pointing and laughing.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (lLeln)

254 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.


I'm conflicted by Hannity. Is his head more like a ham than John Cornyn's? Hard to say.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

255 Don't worry Jonah!


There's always the 25th amendment, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (pUDQf)

256 that IDIOT Judge Napolitano

what an embarrassment that guy is
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Rarvo)

Whoosh. He is sheps boyfriend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (oOwhS)

257 We all know that. Being reminded of it every 10 minutes did get a little old.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (ffYR/)

---------

He was rather insistent about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (LY1IB)

258 At one time I think I liked Napolitano. But I can't remember why and now it certainly doesn't matter. Giant douche.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (jUVms)

259 The smartest people are in our government.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

I've been at all the important tables.

They're not that smart.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (OE84+)

260 Friday document dump. Ken Starr just texted "LOL".

Posted by: 13times at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (K3B2k)

261

There's always the 25th amendment, right?

I'm counting on it

Posted by: Mr. Kellyann Conway at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (O2RFr)

262 $25 million and over two years and we get ... a 700 page doorstop

Now it's, "so far, no proof of Russian collusion."

Damn, this is more pathetic than the "unfaithful elector" will vote Hillary to prevent Trump from taking office

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (TN1P5)

263 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (AllCR)

------

He's a good egg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (LY1IB)

264 At one time I think I liked Napolitano. But I can't remember why and now it certainly doesn't matter. Giant douche.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (jUVms)

Many have dropped their mask.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (OE84+)

265 258 At one time I think I liked Napolitano. But I can't remember why and now it certainly doesn't matter. Giant douche.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (jUVms)

=====

He outlined the reasons why the income tax is inherently immoral. For that, I can never hate him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (zZbCU)

266 flashback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEchPZm318

another flashback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ODH_ZjATI

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)

267 Apologize to Mueller for what? Mueller should be condemned for wasting the tax payers money and skirting ethics and the law in his Don Quixote pursuit of Trump.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

268 >>I told my wife once that his guests are just meant to be witnesses...

zing!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (/tuJf)

269 The smartest people are in our government.

Posted by: JackStraw



One need only consider the incandescent intellect that is Joe Biden.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

270 The old spin / new spin workout is key to maintaining your gainzzz.

Posted by: RBG at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (786Ro)

271 Judge Napolitano was better when he was fat.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (xPl2J)

272 I hope President Trump releases the whole damn thing.

Along with the FISA docs he said he would release months ago.

And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

273 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

THIS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (oOwhS)

274 Judge Napolitano was better when he was fat.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (xPl2J)

-------

Judge Nap's not fat anymore?

And all the other cucks are...

Maybe he's like the Picture of Dorian Cuck, losing all the weight the other cucks gain, until he just vanishes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (LY1IB)

275 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.

Posted by: JackStraw
......

Everybody that owns a parrot, put them in another room and close the door.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

276 Make no mistake, no lack of indictments by Bob Mueller can wipe away the horrendous moral stain inflicted on this nation by the president's having fooled around with an enormous set of tits a mere 10 years before he ran for president.

Posted by: David French at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (DuAZ5)

277 >>>271 Judge Napolitano was better when he was fat.


I've got you covered!

Posted by: Kevin "Learn to Carb" Williamson at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

278 I really just want Comey in an orange jumpsuit, crying about what's going to happen to his squeak-hole.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (pUDQf)

279 Will Barr - or the Senate - ever address the obvious critical blazing question at the base of all this - was the appointment of a special counsel lawful and compliant with DOJ regs, and if so how and why? Let's see Rosie's second scope memo to Mueller, in full.


Don't think was ever damaged a bit by any of this, won't be now, but the country is seriously damaged. Yeah yeah there are a bunch of collateral outrages (DOJ, FBI, FISA court corruption and criminality), but how about the most basic issue at stake here, Barr? If this abuse of the special counsel power is allowed to pass unpunished, DOJ becomes a permanently dangerous cancer on the republic.


Big sports weekend? Oh, that basketball thing is already close to ending? I'm always behind on important stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (QDnY+)

280 Holy crap. Matthews is losing his mind. Spitting on guests, interuptions, and general insanity

It's delisious

Posted by: Redenzo at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (14qvS)

281 emoluments - what gripes me so much about the clowns who bring that up is that not a single one of them even understands what an emolument actually is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (V2Yro)

282 Mueller's makes the best spaghetti. But he seems to have dropped the ball on Trump. I'm not sure how a pasta company got the contract to take Trump out, I'll need to revisit procedures with Chuck to see what happened here.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (zmIJL)

283 Everybody that owns a parrot, put them in another room and close the door.
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

-------

"Tick Tock. Tick Tock Tick TAAAAAAWK!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (LY1IB)

284 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

THIS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (oOwhS)

Why stop there?

The list is endless.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (OE84+)

285 Jeebus. "Don't think TRUMP was ever damaged a bit by any of this, won't be now"

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

286 276
Make no mistake, no lack of indictments by Bob Mueller can wipe away the
horrendous moral stain inflicted on this nation by the president's
having fooled around with an enormous set of tits a mere 10 years before
he ran for president.


It does speak to a real lack of taste.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

287 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

288 Fuck Mueller. Nobody's read what in there yet that's going to be released. I'm sure theirs a few nuggets for his Democrat paymasters. You really think all thiose Democrats on his payroll didn't plant a few nice PR sentences for their party?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (Y7Sl0)

289 Who was that guy Hitler says is coming to save them all in the Downfall video?

That's what SDNY is for the left now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (39g3+)

290 Wallace"The cloud over Trumps head hasn't been removed, just lifted " Fucker.. and Fuck Fox

Posted by: Mr. Kellyann Conway at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (O2RFr)

291 Well, well well. Mueller takes a Friday dump.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (j0Zty)

292 Does March Madness exist if Obama doesn't do brackets?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (I5TxG)

293 The meltdown I'm seeing from the left is still a distant second place, compared to Election night 2016.

My wife and I still slowdance to the NBC/CNN/MSNBC making the call that Trump won every November.

Posted by: portlandon at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (+oR7L)

294 flashback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEchPZm318

another flashback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ODH_ZjATI
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++
I doubt It'll be as good as the 2016 election night meltdown because they've been bracing for a while. It should yield some nice bits, though. And it will make "CNN was completely wrong and totally complicit in this debacle" supercuts for years to come.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (I2dne)

295 It all started with a bed. A bed Obama slept in.

And then hooker. And too much Champaign.

Go over there, he said...

Where?

Over there. On the bed....

Really? Kinky...


And that's officially part of the history of the United States.

Thank you, Hillary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (pUDQf)

296 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING
agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying."




Bahahahahaha. These people are pathetic.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

297 I mean, they are all Baghdad Bob, "there can still be crimes and charges"

"Trump still could have committed crimes but he can't be indicted"
"This was only criminal, not counterintelligence"
"SDNY will save us"
"The House will save us"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (TN1P5)

298 I don't watch TV but I'd like to hear more about Matthews loosing his shit on air over the report.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (jUVms)

299 158 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you f****** dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

--------

OMFG. Our Betters.

Isn't it kinda this douchebag's job to following this matter, and know something that a hillbilly like me knows?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LY1IB)

I thought it was a play on the loose relationship between the USA for the Southern District of New York and reality. Joined in equal measure by the DA for New York County, and the New York State Attorney General,

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (MwFQu)

300 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.

Well, don't overlook the Americans who paid him to do it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

301 258 At one time I think I liked Napolitano. But I can't remember why and now it certainly doesn't matter. Giant douche."

He was going on yesterday about how wonderful some left wing Climate Change ruling was. Judge Nappy would dress up like a gimp and eat dog food out of a bowl on stage if he was paid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (V2Yro)

302 A lot of people actually, actively believed the magical russian fairy tale. They weren't just pushing this to make Trump look bad, they actually *believed* it.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (q177U)

303 "It does speak to a real lack of taste."

I give the benefit of the doubt on Stormy Daniels to Trump. He was meeting her because he wanted to put her on The Apprentice. She blackmailed him.

Karen McDougal on the other handv... Yowzaa!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (1UZdv)

304 284 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

THIS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (oOwhS)

Why stop there?

The list is endless.
Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (OE84+)

Because Steele, being a foreign spy, would roll over on those who hired him to do this to stay out of GITMO.

He would be the one who could bring down the entire Clinton Cabal.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (NgKpN)

305 and what of the people who needlessly suffered at the hands of mueller's inquisition? midnight raids with guns drawn, hours and days grilled, millions in legal fees, reputations ruined - there's no compensation for them.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (Pg+x7)

306 Yeah, WTF Chrissy Wallace. What a douche.

What cloud Chris, you cuck fag

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (Y7Sl0)

307 You know who should have her own show on FOXNews? Mollie Hemingway.

She ran rings around 95% of the assembled personnel WRT the BIG THING THAT MATTERS which was TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP COLLUSION. THE story that drove hundreds of millions of dollars worth of revenue for that company (not to mention every other "news" outlet) while they hyperventilated over a lie to smear the majority of the nation (because Trump is just a proxy) was rarely covered properly or fairly. Except Hemingway nailed it, day in day out, for (now) years.

Give her Krauthammer's permanent slot as Contributor Emeritus at the least.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (6eEQ+)

308 Tingles Matthews ought to be handing out complimentary raincoats and umbrellas to his guests this evening. The spittle is a-flyin'!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (zmIJL)

309 Yeah, Teh Donald has to wield the declassification hammer like Thor, at least to some extent.


And the issue of the "allied" intel services is quite intriguing. As in, outrageous, and damning.


Brennan the nutcase airhead needs to be in prison, and a few "allies" need to be publicly humiliated and punished (though May is such an idiot, such a pathetic creature, that punishing the UK will almost be unsatisfying).



Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (QDnY+)

310 I thought it was a play on the loose relationship between the USA for the Southern District of New York and reality. Joined in equal measure by the DA for New York County, and the New York State Attorney General,
Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (MwFQu)
+++++++++
You're giving *way* too much credit to these people. A subtle and sarcastic point like that is impossible based 100% of the evidence to date.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (I2dne)

311 Mueller passed on prosecuting Manafort years ago.

Similarly, Soviet prosecutors would keep old charges in their back pocket for years until such time as the subject committed a political crime, such as Aiding an Unapproved Candidate.

You apologize for me, Jonah. You've got your grovel down.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (Ndje9)

312 287 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7

As opposed to, say, delivery of Uranium after payment to Clinton Foundation, which is witting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (pUDQf)

313 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)
..........


Ooh ooh. That's it. Trump is an unwitting agent of Russia! Car 54 where are you?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

314 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)


I thought it was SOUTHERN immunity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (FNsjY)

315 Well, time for some wine to celebrate.. Either way this part of the coup is finished

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (O2RFr)

316 that IDIOT Judge Napolitano



He has great hair. Like Stalin!

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

317 I think anybody sane on Fox News should bail for OANN before the place collapses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (39g3+)

318 So, I owe Mueller an apology for spending two years
investigating bullshit in a set-up political hit job while he ruined
people's lives by threatening their families and plowing over their
rights?

Gee. Thanks, Bob.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)


You also owe him somewhere north of $20 million.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (B623R)

319 I think we can all agree we are "unwilling dupes" of the Russians- can't we?


Honestly these people are just babbling like infants now.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (Y7Sl0)

320 Again:

The left is nuts and this will only make them nuttier.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (jUVms)

321 I gave up on Fox, but not above watching another Leftist news program if this report does get released.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)

322 292 Does March Madness exist if Obama doesn't do brackets?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (I5TxG)

He did, saw am article on it yesterday.

Like we are supposed to care.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

323 Where does my President go to get his reputation back? I want him to put some aholes in prison. Or onboard a helicopter. That's what I want.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (qBNEP)

324 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)



THIS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (oOwhS


Yes - time to really start swinging back with the lawfare.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (0QYMt)

325 I haven't seen treason like this since The Falcon and The Snowman.

Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (tRLIC)

326 Erin Burnett doesn't even have nice cans, and my dog is smarter.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (Y7Sl0)

327 ... the special counsel statute must be reviewed and reined in.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (Pg+x7)

328 Matthews is moving to question the entire premise of Russian collusion. If no one's getting indicted in the inner circle, how can you say that Trump is the ring leader.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (1UZdv)

329
Brian Cates
@drawandstrike
I was never kidding about Stealth Jeff. When you all see Horowitz's report and he testifies, you'll know.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (BqBId)

330 Years ago when I watched TV "news" (at least to some extent), I recall thinking Napolitano was an idiot the first time I heard him. Hard to believe he was ever given a regular gig. He's an idiot. Obviously. I mean, even by TV, Fox, and "news" standards, he comes off as stupid.


That's some low, low bars there.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

331 313 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)
..........


Ooh ooh. That's it. Trump is an unwitting agent of Russia! Car 54 where are you?
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

Jes, we had him right where we wanted him.

Would have worked if not for Moose and Squirrel!

Posted by: Boris Badanov, Russian Agent at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (NgKpN)

332 The wheels of the bus are closing in on Mueller.

Posted by: schizoid at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (YjT8w)

333 3 minutes of coordinated talking point "It's the beginning of the end" of the Trump Presidency
from years ago

https://tinyurl.com/y8ekwvku

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (AllCR)

334 The Southern District of New York? You mean that branch that answers to AG Barr? The one where every attorney can be released or transferred if they don't like the instructions they receive? That SDNY?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (0QYMt)

335 And that's officially part of the history of the United States.

Thank you, Hillary.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (pUDQf)

The Russians probably burned or fumigated the mattresses after Obama slept there. After recovering the bugs they planted, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (nPGq2)

336 And now they're saying the Mueller investigation was only about the obstruction of justice by firing Comey, and he could still be investigation that, maybe he"handed off" to SDNY.

LULZ

They are spinning seven different ways to Sunday in this

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (TN1P5)

337 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++
Pull the other one, CNN. Which is more reasonable?
1) Trump didn't conspire with Russia or other foreign entities to win the election.
- or -
2) Foreign agents are so powerful, manipulative, well-connected, careful and devious that they manipulated a political campaign consisting of hundreds of people to accomplish their nefarious goals, and they did so with such total subtly they evaded all detection for years.

Occam's razor says "the first one."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (I2dne)

338 I had more collusion with a hot female Russian exchange student in the 90s than Trump did.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (pUDQf)

339 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Posted by: Lord Comey at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (LuPts)

340 Where does my President go to get his reputation back?
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (qBNEP)

And all us supporters.

Looking at The Bulwark. Dead in the eye.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (OE84+)

341 So- basically the DNC Funded Dossier has become a contribution to Trump's reelection campaign?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (Y7Sl0)

342 Bret Baier is a 1% twat who should be grateful to god he didnt kill his family for driving like an asshole.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (H4ZHm)

343 It's going to be an early night for Trump.

Every night for the next two years.

Posted by: MFM at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (6eEQ+)

344 Part of me is enjoying the left's crazy, another part of me is scared shitless the left is this crazy. What won't they say or do?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (jUVms)

345 Can President Trump fire Mueller now?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (Z+IKu)

346 and they did so with such total subtly they evaded all detection for years.

...under the Obama administration's watch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (39g3+)

347 Why does everybody think this clears Trump? He's obviously a Russian spy, loves hookers and porn stars, eats too much ice cream, and said doody on more than one occasion.

Posted by: Don LeeMoan at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

348 Here's Ten Reasons Why The Mueller Report is Actually Bad For Trump!

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (pUDQf)

349 I was going to say Scott Adams' next Periscope is gonna be lit AF, but he did one an 1hr ago!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (W+vEI)

350 330 Years ago when I watched TV "news" (at least to some extent), I recall thinking Napolitano was an idiot the first time I heard him. Hard to believe he was ever given a regular gig. He's an idiot. Obviously. I mean, even by TV, Fox, and "news" standards, he comes off as stupid.


That's some low, low bars there.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

IIRC I think he always identified himself as a Libertarian. His nuttiness was no surprise to me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (2DOZq)

351 Here's why counting on the SDNY is so foolish for the left - they're thinking like Trump was some small time operator who did things on the fly. BUT he was a major developer, with a whole team of lawyers and accountants, who handled all of the day to day operational details. And in a related sense, all of his operations were run by managers, Trump himself was never involved in the day to day details.

But now they think they're going to dig into the day to day details and find some personal Crimes by Trump. Right. (Not to mention that if there was anything going on in Trump's tax returns, Obama's IRS would have nailed him years ago)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (V2Yro)

352 You know who else was an unwitting dupe of the Russian.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

353 Horowitz has an enormous burden to make up for white-washing the Clinton Espionage Act parade of crimes (by both perps and "investigators"), doubt he will meet it.


Remember, kids, an outlandish, brazen, open, sustained, organized violation of the Espionage Act (with foreign exploitation) by the senior cabinet member (State is No. 1), top national security official and statutory member of the NSC, and her entire team, topped by clownish and obvious obstruction and destruction of evidence by *both* the perps and "investigators" ...... was just an unfortunate case of "defensible investigative judgments".


Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (QDnY+)

354 Can't wait to see what happens to Trump's approval rating next week.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

355 A counterintelligence investigation WOULD be a criminal investigation.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (5UfE7

Wrong, according to people who should know.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (Jj+59)

356 353 Horowitz has an enormous burden to make up for white-washing the Clinton Espionage Act parade of crimes (by both perps and "investigators"), doubt he will meet it.


Remember, kids, an outlandish, brazen, open, sustained, organized violation of the Espionage Act (with foreign exploitation) by the senior cabinet member (State is No. 1), top national security official and statutory member of the NSC, and her entire team, topped by clownish and obvious obstruction and destruction of evidence by *both* the perps and "investigators" ...... was just an unfortunate case of "defensible investigative judgments".


Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (QDnY


Yup.

Wipe a server? Like with a cloth??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (pUDQf)

357 People start to see Trump is the victim. The Democrats phony investigations make that worse for them.

But keepgoing

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (Y7Sl0)

358 If Piss Matthews doesnt stroke out tonite, I'll be surprised

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (H4ZHm)

359 The Congress must Impeach Trump in order to get Mueller under oath and see if TRUMMMMMP obstructed Justice.

F U Chris Matthew

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (dKiJG)

360 There was never any Trump Russia Collusion. Democrats made it up because they are wicked and evil. They are deceivers and of The Lie.

John McCain was a wicked and evil man in his public and his private life. I regret lying to myself and lying to others by pretending he was a "patriot" or a "flawed, but good man" He wasn't and I knew it and I lied anyway because I wanted to win and be loyal to team R. Same for the Iraq War nonsense. May God forgive me.

Hillary Clinton and the Democrats are literal Satanists. They worship themselves like Lucifer and like him they pretend they are their own god and their Lie can make them a new world like God's Word made the world. But it cannot.

So they Lie and say a this man is a trans-woman but that does not make it so. And in their heart they know it and they hate it and hate themselves and hate God for it all and you can see and feel the hate and suffering and rage when they speak. They have sold their souls for The Lie. Soros, Kristol, Hillary all look miserable and pathetic even when they win, because they are.

God's Truth is as it is and no more. We cannot change it and they cannot change it. The Truth can't be debated down or haggled with or redefined. It was, it is, and it will be.

But things look dark. The Lie looks stronger than ever and I don't know how he Truth will win over he Lie but eventually it will because the Truth IS and the Lie IS NOT.

God Bless.

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aqpW6)

361 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

Invite him over for some reason, then hit him with a warrant in the jetway.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (MwFQu)

362 Seems legit: "What won't they say or do?"

Nothing because there is no cost. If anyone thinks shaming them is punishment, think again. They are shameless.

There needs to be actual terminations and prosecutions of those who engaged in this conspired coup and smear.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (6eEQ+)

363 When you all see Horowitz's report and he testifies, you'll know.


Just once I'd like to have the fire this time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

364 Everyone on twitter should start tweeting at Democrats telling them if they really want Russian collusion, they should think about investigating Hillary at the State Dept.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (pUDQf)

365 Scott Adam jokingly asks, "Is it just me, or does Adam Schiff sound disappointed the president is not a Russian agent?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (W+vEI)

366 Napolitano's not nutty, just dumb. Beyond the most trivial area of law in which me might have had direct experience, don't recall him every saying anything sensible or useful about his supposed area of expertise. He always seemed like some guy they just grabbed and stuck in front of a camera, who never really understood serious issues.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (QDnY+)

367 https://tinyurl.com/y8ekwvku
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (AllCR)

--------

I have this playing in the background and I'm dying here!!

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (jUVms)

368 Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (QDnY+)

Especially in light of the just released info about her e-mails on her private server about Israel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (2DOZq)

369 You really think all thiose Democrats on his payroll didn't plant a few nice PR sentences for their party?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (Y7Sl0)

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Oh, I'm confident there will be. And will be used as flimsy justifications for further witch hunting in the House and SDNY.

They have to keep the investigation going, after all.

Bu this is still a good old-fashioned slip on the banana peel.

A lot of people will be furious/giggling at the State.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (LY1IB)

370 The Southern District of New York? You mean that branch that answers to AG Barr? The one where every attorney can be released or transferred if they don't like the instructions they receive? That SDNY?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (0QYMt)


Apparently they do not know that...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

371 Haven't watched the commie news for several years. Watching Matthews is a hoot. Now he's hanging his hat on Mueller not interviewing PDT. LOL.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (ZTJjv)

372 I think the report is going to be chock full of bullshit the Dems will eat up, and could possibly point at the hILLRY mess. Nobody is going to be happy. It's been two year goatfuck of epic proportions.
No party at my house yet.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

373 LOOOOL Bill Clinton didn't ignore a subpoena, That ass knew that Bill Clinton had to sit for a Civil Suit not a a Criminal investigation.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (dKiJG)

374 *throws highball glass across room*

There damn well better be a FRESH NEW dossier on my desk ASAP which nails Trump to the fucking wall or I know one limey who will find my cankle so far up his ass he'll be eating my shoe!
Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (DuAZ5)

*****

You wanted Russia, you will get Polska Kebasa and you will like it!

Posted by: The Soup Rat at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (qZth+)

375 Now he's hanging his hat on Mueller not interviewing PDT. LOL.


I guess Herr Mueller was going to pull a Perry Mason on Trump and he would confess.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

376 Why am I reminded of the Black Knight in Holy Grail?

"Tis but a scratch" "had worse"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (1UZdv)

377 Apparently they do not know that...

Or they do know that, and don't care because they are confident nothing will be done to stop them. Because the President is totally hands off and does nothing to direct the DOJ to do anything whatsoever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (39g3+)

378 Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (QDnY+)

Respectfully disagree. He has some of the Lyndon LaRouche nuttiness about him IMO.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (2DOZq)

379 Matthews is incredulous. Hey, there was an investigation...where's the charges? LOL

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (ZTJjv)

380 I guess the good news is that either by hook or by crook, they found nothing.

Which means either someone refused to play dirty pool (cause you know that trial balloon was floated) or they wanted to play dirty pool but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't utterly laughable.

I do thank the Lord that the coup attempt was thwarted, however it happened.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (pUDQf)

381 >>@themarketswork

>>Mueller concluded with no further indictments. That means no collusion.

>>Barr's letter makes clear that Mueller's Investigation was not hindered. That means no obstruction.

>>Worth considering.

>>Implications for IG Horowitz's investigation and what he's likely to conclude.


Yes Jeff, yes it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (/tuJf)

382 I do thank the Lord that the coup attempt was thwarted, however it happened.

They're not done yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (39g3+)

383 Which means either someone refused to play dirty pool (cause you know that trial balloon was floated) or they wanted to play dirty pool but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't utterly laughable.

I do thank the Lord that the coup attempt was thwarted, however it happened.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (pUDQf)
+++++++++
Just wait for Act II

Posted by: The Deep State at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (I2dne)

384 IT COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END AS THE BOMBSHELL SIGNALS THAT THE WALLS ARE CLOSING AND STUFF!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (UOVq+)

385 They're not done yet.


We will be lucky if they are done as we shovel the dirt onto them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

386 Judicial Watch has found another 750+pages of Killary's classified emails.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (j0Zty)

387 Matthews is incredulous. Hey, there was an investigation...where's the charges? LOL

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (ZTJjv)
........

1. Presidentin' without a license
2. Grabby hands
3. He said doody

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

388 YOU GUYS!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (UOVq+)

389 Imagine how clean Trump has to be (even surprising to me and I love the guy) with the weight of the government going through even his lawyers shit and they come up with nothing. Absolutely incredible. In the best way possible.

I've said it before and I'll say it many times, I think (and pray) that Trump has a providence on him.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (jUVms)

390 "The wheels are coming off of the walls as they close in on Donald Trump's presidency as it comes to an end!!!!"
--Leftist commmenter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (39g3+)

391 Silly Young Thing on with Matthews. "Trump must be in thrall to Putin. What else would explain his behavior. Moscow Tower! Moscow Tower!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (1UZdv)

392 Can we ungird our loins now?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (786Ro)

393 Is anyone else sick of the word colluding?

Posted by: The Soup Rat at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (qZth+)

394 Fire up the Ukranian collusion investigation!

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (OkKDg)

395 OT, but WTFF? Leaked memo shows USMC Commandant views border-security work by Marines to represent an unacceptable hit on combat readiness and training?


The situation is now so far past parody that entirely new languages must be invented to describe it.


Expedient, limited use of military assets to, literally, secure US territory against massive criminal, drug, human trafficking, illegal migration, public health, and terror/security threats *that are actually ongoing and causing great damage* is not OK if it affects "readiness" to deploy to distant locations few Americans can place on a map to fight undefined potential conflicts?


Major major embarrassment for the Corps. Commandant may have only been ID'ing costs/risks he assessed arising from this use of some Marine personnel and assets. But that s**t needs to stay inside. That whole little chain-of-command thinggy. But apart from process issues, the substance also sounds ridiculous, like a parody of out-of-touch Beltway thinking.


Besides - the Marines dropped off some extra fencing materials at the gun club yesterday, gratis, after helping add some concertina wire to the fencing in the eastern San Diego sector. Which was nice of them.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (QDnY+)

396 Judicial Watch has found another 750+pages of Killary's classified emails.

Yep. Many of them include government business. Every single one a count of illegal activity. To add to the thousands of counts of this before, along with espionage charges.

To which the DOJ will shrug and do nothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (39g3+)

397 You guys should watch the video Felonspoke linked on the media all saying for 2 years "the beginning of the end for Trump."

It's a feel good video.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (jUVms)

398 "Imagine how clean Trump has to be"

Roy Cohn taught Trump well. Seriously.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (1UZdv)

399 Matthews is losing his mind. Spitting on guests, interuptions, and general insanity

It's delisious
Posted by: Redenz



Isn't that how Matthews always acts?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)

400 The Russians buried this of course. Now they will need to investigate the Russian interference in the investigation.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

401 Reminds me of the last scene of Smokey and the Bandit. As the wheel falls off his beat up squad car, Sherrif Justice is still trying to chase Bandit screaming, "I'm not giving up! I'm not giving up!"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (gC2IV)

402 OT, but WTFF? Leaked memo shows USMC Commandant views border-security work by Marines to represent an unacceptable hit on combat readiness and training?

As much as I respect and honor our armed forces, there are always jackwagons in it, and too many of them end up getting promoted, particularly when a radical leftist is president for 8 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (39g3+)

403 Is anyone else sick of the word colluding?

-------

Helliva lot better than "gravitas" or "protocols".

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (OkKDg)

404 Expect the SDNY to say that Trump committed fraud by claiming real estate values for insurance purposes that were much higher than their depreciated values fo tax purposes. Even though that's how the real estate game is played.

AOC got to preview this in a hearing.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (1UZdv

If he pays the premium on the higher value, and the insurance company has the opportunity to review the property, how is that fraud?

I see it all the time, on my home and even on antiques roadshow. They say "at auction this could bring x, but I would insure it for x + 10."

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (XROPS)

405 To which the DOJ will shrug and do nothing.


In fairness, the SoL has expired.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

406 There has been a Nood for a while now, fyi.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (ffYR/)

407 That sumbitch..!

Posted by: Justice at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (nzKWW)

408 Hardball
@hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (BqBId)

409 Apologize to Mueller for what? Mueller should be condemned for wasting the tax payers money and skirting ethics and the law in his Don Quixote pursuit of Trump.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Gross prosecutorial misconduct, abuse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (xSo9G)

410 Can't resist temptation - I defer to your call on this. As I said, I haven't watched him in many years. Back when I did see him a few times, he struck me as dumb. Instantly. Not articulate and not at all well versed in the subject areas he presumably was on to discuss.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (QDnY+)

411 Just wait 'til the Zoning Board issues their report on differences of opinion over property values!

Posted by: The #Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Ndje9)

412 Is anyone else sick of the word colluding?

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Helliva lot better than "gravitas" or "protocols".

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (OkKDg)
..........

or "bipartisan" or "comprehensive"

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

413 In fairness, the SoL has expired.

I'm skeptical that espionage has a statute of limitations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (39g3+)

414 I just picked up some food in a local restaurant. There was a guy inside ranting like a lunatic about this- how could Mueller let Trump off blah, blah. Dude was so loud the owner told him to leave because he was scaring people. He did leave, but whoo boy. Psychiatrists are gonna be working overtime the next few days.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (VkWRL)

415 https://tinyurl.com/y8ekwvku
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (AllCR)


LMAO!!! this one is GREAT

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (q177U)

416 @404

Yes, its bullshit. But the focus will be on the discrepancy with the depreciated tax value. It makes Trump look like a tax cheat.

And they'll try to spin something out of Deutsche Bank loans.

And some Russian bought a round of golf. Emoluments!

And Jared's not out of the woods over 666 Fifth

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (1UZdv)

417 Somewhat related, and funny given the Left's/MSM's current obsession with protecting us from conspiracy theories (see: anti-vax censoring):


@Cernovich

Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.



BOOM!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (W+vEI)

418 $30 million, 2 years and 4000 pages later:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Posted by: Dion at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (1rRtN)

419 If the Five Eyes are responsible for holding up the release of the FISA materials ...

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (MwFQu)

420 The headline is "Dumb Bombshell". I read it as "Dumbshell".

Posted by: mrp at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (RGKqg)

421 How the hell can we have a country where half the population has the
emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)
NOT retarded tapir. Soda cracker. Retarded tapirs are TOO intelligent.

Posted by: Grannymimi at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (u5LFV)

422 Buffs nails, got a first and now a Nood

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XjrCx)

423 395 OT, but WTFF? Leaked memo shows USMC Commandant views border-security work by Marines to represent an unacceptable hit on combat readiness and training?


The situation is now so far past parody that entirely new languages must be invented to describe it.


Expedient, limited use of military assets to, literally, secure US territory against massive criminal, drug, human trafficking, illegal migration, public health, and terror/security threats *that are actually ongoing and causing great damage* is not OK if it affects "readiness" to deploy to distant locations few Americans can place on a map to fight undefined potential conflicts?


Major major embarrassment for the Corps. Commandant may have only been ID'ing costs/risks he assessed arising from this use of some Marine personnel and assets. But that s**t needs to stay inside. That whole little chain-of-command thinggy. But apart from process issues, the substance also sounds ridiculous, like a parody of out-of-touch Beltway thinking.


Besides - the Marines dropped off some extra fencing materials at the gun club yesterday, gratis, after helping add some concertina wire to the fencing in the eastern San Diego sector. Which was nice of them.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (QDnY+)


So, you're saying you think the Commandant (or his staff with his knowledge and approval) leaked that memo?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (di1hb)

424 the only foreign collusion was by the DNC and Clinton with the attempt to spy on, and then frame, the Trump campaign. But, as this is "unable to be seen", there is none.

Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (1XtI9)

425 Napalitano has too high of a regard for the judicial branch, even when the courts were taking on issues that the Congress had walled off from judicial entanglement.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (MwFQu)

426 ace, the problem will be at the NY state level.

If neither Mueller nor SDNY Federal prosecutors indict, they don't have to pass a bill before bringing Trump and his family into a NY kangaroo court.

"Presidential pardons only apply to federal crimes, but current New York law keeps district attorneys from bringing similar state charges if a president pardons someone for a particular crime.

The bill, written by Attorney General Letitia James' office, would change that."

http://tinyurl.com/y43px8ub

Posted by: SDN at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (4IlOG)

NPR: AG Barr Has Received the Mueller Report
Barr Confirms He's Reviewing It

Tweets below.

I know there's a lot of stomping going on but this is pretty big.

Update: A commenter says that Eric Swallwell is already saying Congress won't accept this report until Mueller swears under oath it is accurate and that he wasn't pressured, etc., so you know this is really great for the Democrats and Pierre Omidyar's Cabin Boys.

Also, alex the chick points out this timing:

92 Sent over after 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday of what is pretty much the biggest sports weekend of the year. After 5:00 p.m. on a Friday during a time when it's a running joke about how nothing will get done because everyone is watching basketball.

Oh yeah this is going to be a huge blockbuster and prove treason by Trump.

Yup yup yup yup.

Here's a Long Distance Dedication in Sympathy to the media conspiracists and NeverTrump ladyboys.

I figure they love this song, and it's sad and melodramatic, and you really feel it in your butthole.

NAILED IT: The accurately-screennamed Soothsayer prophecizes the future:

Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important





For The Bulwark Boyz to cry along to:

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:15 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

2 Ludi incipit!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (AM1GF)

3 Frist!

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (XTiHL)

4 Certainly Drumpf is finished now.

*sarc*

Posted by: The Institute at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (nGsFZ)

5 WE'RE CLOSING IN!!!!

Posted by: The Walls at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)

6 Just skip to the conclusion.

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (XTiHL)

7 Impeachment any minute now!!

- Mika

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (dm05u)

8 >>>2 Ludi incipit!

what's this mean?

Happiness begins?

Posted by: The Walls at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)

9 almost there!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (sy5kK)

10 We're Coming OFF!!!

Posted by: The Wheels at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (RKQ/v)

11 5 PM, on a Friday, during March Madness. I'm thinking Trump's doomed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (4e+hS)

12 It's gonna be an early night... Walls are closing in...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

13 Report 1 of. 3.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (1g7ch)

14 Who will be the first bluecheck libtard to tweet that their 5-year-old is devastated over the Mueller report?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (xPl2J)

15 It is beer o'clock on the east coast. Mueller Time!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)

16 Mueller? Who?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Tbklz)

17 I'm tightening.

Posted by: The noose at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (bEdgw)

18 Bombshell!

--CNN

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (trMj1)

19 Sekulow and Giuliani now

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (NFEMn)

20 *Libtards start building gallows*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (0rsWa)

21 Can we pass out sweets now.

Bro Fo Omar

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (1g7ch)

22 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (5qdFy)

23 Principle is not principal, you NPR chumps.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (t+qrx)

24 5pm on Friday?

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (MAstk)

25 The Walls are closing in on Trump

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (dKiJG)

26 Just skip to the conclusion.

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (XTiHL)


OK. OrangeMan guilty! No matter what Mueller says! We know Trump's owned by Putin!!! Waaaah!

Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

27 A late Friday dump? Talk about downplaying.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Qi4Ix)

28 time to appoint a new SC to prosecute the coup plotters and conspirators

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)

29 Unless they were quoting a release verbatim or something.

Anyway it's the wrong word.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (t+qrx)

30 16
Mueller? Who?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Tbklz)

Anybody? Anybody? Mueller?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (0rsWa)

31 17 I'm tightening.
Posted by: The noose at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (bEdgw)

me too.

Posted by: Adam Schiff's bunghole at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (sy5kK)

32 >>>22 and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (5qdFy)

good to have you back

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

33 I won't but are there any intrepid horde members monitoring CNN or MSNBC?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (NFEMn)

34 The wheels are closing in!

The walls are derailed!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (TN1P5)

35 Well at least I will have something to listen to while drive no hem on sunday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (oOwhS)

36 I'M GATHERING!!!!

Posted by: The Storm at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (PbpT7)

37 What? No leaks yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (O2RFr)

38
Mueller? Who?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Tbklz)

Anybody? Anybody? Mueller?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (0rsWa)
--------
How many pages in the report? Any pictures?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Tbklz)

39 "as soon as this weekend"


HA!!!!!!

"There's nothing in here, is there Bob?"

"No, Bill. No there isn't."

"OK, thanks. See ya Monday Bob."

"See ya, Bill."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Ct55T)

40 Well this is awkward.

Posted by: Adam "Shifty" Schiff at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (ZTJjv)

41 So Mueller does a Friday dump. The sound of a double decker deuce hitting the floor.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (H4ZHm)

42 Mark Warner is an asshole

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

43 So this is how it ends...

Posted by: Guy who always thinks it's ending at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (gC2IV)

44 23 Principle is not principal, you NPR chumps.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (t+qrx)

Can we eat all the seed corn?

YUM!

Posted by: Democrats who don't understand farming at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

45 No more indictments per Twitter Folk.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (4e+hS)

46 @33: "I won't but are there any intrepid horde members monitoring CNN or MSNBC?"

I just switched over from FNC to MSNBC.

Will update if anything notable happens.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (I/iGu)

47 SWhat? No leaks yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (O2RFr)

???? Hey I took a great leak when I got back to my hotel room

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (oOwhS)

48 Oh, those are going to be some HIGHLY disappointed pussy-hatters.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (RD7QR)

49 OT:

Deep Thoughts and political analysis from Allahpundit:

One source quoted here thinks Republicans are likely to lose the popular vote in election after election for the foreseeable future thanks to the Democratic skew of the most populous states.

Allapundit apparently missed the memo that noted that seven of the ten most populous states voted for Trump last time around.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (I2/tG)

50 I hope Trump is absolutely insufferable trolling everyone after Mueller comes up empty handed.

And Trump should pardon every single person caught up in this silly investigation. People's live have been ruined because they were simply in Trump's orbit.

Posted by: Blago at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (UfkIY)

51 Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: Donald J Trump ready to kick some ass at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (/tuJf)

52 I just switched over from FNC to MSNBC.

Will update if anything notable happens.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (I/iGu)
------

You're a better man than me.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

53 I go away to boil some pasta and come back to not one, not two, but THREE new posts?

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (8erNz)

54 what's this mean?

Happiness begins?

Posted by: The Walls


If I had spelled it properly?

"Let the games begin..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (AM1GF)

55 Not diarrhea, not terrible constipation, but a fart.

Posted by: Viator at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (Ueq18)

56 How many Mueller prayer candles gonna be smashed against the walls this weekend?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (4AeKb)

57 Mark my words -- this will end in tears.

Posted by: guy who's always worrying about how things end and crying at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

58 No more indictments per Twitter Folk

There should be a bunch... Brennan, Hillary, Podesta, Clapper,Comey,Strozk.......

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

59 Some nutty guy who lives close to the college our son had been attending- and who's part of the 'Resistance", and who has 20 anti Trump signs outside his house, signs which he changes every so often has a big sign saying "It's Mueller Time!!!" He may slit his wrists if the long awaited report doesn't mean that Trump will be impeached and removed from office because " Trump is a CON job" (that's another one of his signs).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (AllCR)

60 Mark Warner is an asshole
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

No he is the pusstual wart on an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (oOwhS)

61 Mueller will come!

Posted by: GalosGann at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Dl9Eq)

62 It's the beginning of the prelude to the middle of the end.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (NLLmE)

63 ow!

Posted by: Godzilla at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (LL1Be)

64 En Fuego!

Posted by: Guy who always shputs En Fuego! at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (gC2IV)

65
The walls are coming off the closing in wheels

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (OLCnA)

66 How many pages in the report? Any pictures?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Tbklz)

Someone photocopied their ass and slipped it in there. Musta had some time on their hands...and well Friday Happy Hour.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (0rsWa)

67 Barr should withhold the summary, and only issue the report itself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

68 So does Trump get a copy of the report?

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (G0vdT)

69 Ready to welcome all of the Leftists!

Posted by: Suicide Booth at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (RKQ/v)

70 57 Mark my words -- this will end in tears.

Posted by: guy who's always worrying about how things end and crying at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

Everything always does.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (4ErVI)

71 The wheels on the dam are about to burst, or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Mouru)

72 Beat me to it! Not just Friday, right around 4:00 EST on Friday.

41
So Mueller does a Friday dump. The sound of a double decker deuce hitting the floor.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (H4ZHm)

Posted by: MegaMagaMinion at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (7seny)

73 Hard to believe a word.

One way or the other.

Scum.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (OE84+)

74 Mueller will come!
Posted by: GalosGann



Mein Fuhrer.....

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (NLLmE)

75 57 Mark my words -- this will end in tears.

And oh, how I eagerly await lapping them up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (4AeKb)

76 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (dd9DS)

77 Looks like an early night.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (LL1Be)

78 My boss will be crushed.

She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

79 @49: "Allahpundit apparently missed the memo that noted that seven of the ten most populous states voted for Trump last time around."

Sounds like a Democrat presidential candidate staffer trolling and trying to create momentum for the whole let's blow up the electoral college thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (I/iGu)

80 Who's got Mueller in their Dead Pool? Stay away from Ft. Marcy Park, Mueller.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (t6MX/)

81 So....Trump not indicted, Jr not indicted. The Left is in for another month at the therapist's.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)

82 This is going to fun to watch as the report is nothing and the left freak out. Meanwhile CNN and MSNBC will go into overtime trying to say that doesn't matter and pound the table harder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)

83 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentleman.

Posted by: guy who's definitely not Shephard Smith at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

84 52 I just switched over from FNC to MSNBC.

Will update if anything notable happens.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (I/iGu)
------

You're a better man than me.
Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)


Have they changed the subject to Trump's tax returns yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (sy5kK)

85 LOL did someone ttake a phone call on air ar CNN

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (dKiJG)

86 No he is the pusstual wart on an asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (oOwhS)

There's a wart on the asshole at the bottom of the Senate.
There's a wart on the asshole at the bottom of the Senate....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (Ct55T)

87 ATC made a good point.

March Madness opening weekend.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (OE84+)

88 GRID YOUR LIONS

Posted by: hogmartin occasionally says grid your lions at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (t+qrx)

89

Time to defund NPR

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (OLCnA)

90
Basically, this needs to be released in it's full un-redacted form along with the President releasing all of the information that Nunes and his committee was after to illustrate to the American people what a farce this whole thing was.
Posted by: John The Savage at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (qxq6t)


There are probably innocent people who will be damaged if the report is released full and unredacted.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (TAmPV)

91 So does Trump get a copy of the report?
Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (G0vdT)



He can buy a copy in the DOJ Gift Shop just like anyone else.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (Mouru)

92 Sent over after 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday of what is pretty much the biggest sports weekend of the year. After 5:00 p.m. on a Friday during a time when it's a running joke about how nothing will get done because everyone is watching basketball.

Oh yeah this is going to be a huge blockbuster and prove treason by Trump.

Yup. Yup yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (GbPPJ)

93 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (4AeKb

That is so weird. A Mueller prayer candle? He's not a dead person who's been declared a Saint; He's not Jesus and he's certainly not the Virgin Mary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AllCR)

94 Has Yo! chimed in yet? He usually has a blistering insight on these matters.

Posted by: Kensington at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (y87jW)

95 Warner releases statement "Warning" Trump "Not to COVER UP the results of the Mueller Report"

This after Trump has already said he thinks the report should be made public.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

96 How many of these people in high dudgeon over foreign influence in our elections know anything about ChinaGate?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

97 It reads like 'The Titanic, Part II'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (YslsA)

98 2 and a half years of this bullshit that we all knew was bullshit, but will the real russian collusion of Hillary be in this report, the spies, the illegal wire-tapping, the FISA abuse?..... nah, bro.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

99 I sense a disturbance, where a million pink pussy hats screamed and self-combusted on the spot.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (0QYMt)

100 One source quoted here thinks Republicans are likely to lose the popular vote in election after election for the foreseeable future thanks to the Democratic skew of the most populous states.

A short night for Trump, no path to the electoral college win, Florida up for Hillary by 15 points, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

101 71 The wheels on the dam are about to burst, or something.

No, sorry. They go round and round, round and round, all though the town.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (8erNz)

102

I heard some talking head say there will be something for the Trump haters and something for the Trump supporters.

Mueller will perhaps try to wordsmith it that way, but the end result will be Trump on the stump with a victory sign.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (vEIlU)

103 on MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...

Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

104


Today Mueller

https://tinyurl.com/y2re9aul

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (aKsyK)

105 >>o does Trump get a copy of the report?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (/tuJf)

106 Well, these pants aren't going to soil themselves!

Posted by: Unsoiled Pants at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (y87jW)

107 75 57 Mark my words -- this will end in tears.

And oh, how I eagerly await lapping them up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (4AeKb)


Obligatory.


Trump eating lib tears.


https://youtu.be/BD7uyblt94M

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (t6MX/)

108 Why do all the lefty female protesters look so much alike?

Dark hair, dark dorky glasses, permanent frowny face and a bit of chub if not outright disgusting flowing fat flaps.

Is it the fact they're sitting at home all the time drawing their disability SS? (from Daddy's death as SS or from their diagnosis of unemployable mental illness) And thus are available and willing to take that under the counter cash for protesting and carrying signs.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (vhXcf)

109 Meanwhile widespread foreign influence on our elections goes on every vote with illegals voting...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

110 Yeah, but on to the important stuff.


What is Martha Radditz saying about this?


Or is she just blubbering at her news desk?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (sy5kK)

111 You know they're gonna have to say something nasty about Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (O2RFr)

112 The real investigation is about to begin - Donald Trump*


*quote may have been created for dramatic effect

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (4e+hS)

113 78
My boss will be crushed.



She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

That's a damned shame.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (t6MX/)

114 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentleman.

Why?
I mean
Why WHATEVER do you MEAN? ha
ha

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (LL1Be)

115 So are the walls closing in on the wheels?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (RD7QR)

116 Who is Mueller and what is he reporting on?

Posted by: MSM at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (MxEKc)

117 For shits and giggles, I tuned in to CNN and MSNBC briefly. The atmosphere in those snake pits is as you'd expect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

118 Trump needs to issue some Pardons on Saturday.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (dKiJG)

119 n MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

Grasping. At. Straws.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

120 He may slit his wrists if the long awaited report
doesn't mean that Trump will be impeached and removed from office
because " Trump is a CON job" (that's another one of his signs).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (AllCR)

*types**deletes*
...only because its you Fen...and you know, it was hatefull

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (0rsWa)

121 after 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday of what is pretty much the biggest sports weekend of the year. After 5:00 p.m. on a Friday during a time when it's a running joke about how nothing will get done because everyone is watching basketball.

--

That way they can say it is devastating to Trump, while knowing nobody but a few will ever read a word of it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (YslsA)

122 Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

He is a particularly nasty cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (oOwhS)

123 The thing we know absolutely now - Stone was the last Indictment the Mueller team had. That was the reason for the big Dog and Pony Show, which was what most of us suspected from the start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)

124 My boss will be crushed.

She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)



Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (OLCnA)

125 Is anybody jumping off of buildings yet?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (xPl2J)

126 this is not the end. it's not even the beginning of the end. but perhaps it is the end of the beginning

Posted by: guy who thinks he's Churchill at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (nFwvY)

127 may be in a position to advise you of the special counsel's principle conclusions as soon as this weekend

Should I wait here or just go home and come back tomorrow?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (YJn4J)

128 The train wheels are about to fall off the track.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (TnkfX)

129 >>I go away to boil some pasta and come back to not one, not two, but THREE new posts?





Posted by: JEM
Should have gone with Molto al dente pasta. Would have been back sooner.

Posted by: Aviator at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (e7Ngv)

130 What if it's written in such a way as to make Trump look bad?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RBOtF)

131 2 and a half years of this bullshit that we all knew was bullshit, but will the real russian collusion of Hillary be in this report, the spies, the illegal wire-tapping, the FISA abuse?..... nah, bro.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

Statute of Limitations bitch.

See Lois Lerner.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (OE84+)

132 Sent over after 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday of what is pretty much the biggest sports weekend of the year. After 5:00 p.m. on a Friday during a time when it's a running joke about how nothing will get done because everyone is watching basketball.

Oh yeah this is going to be a huge blockbuster and prove treason by Trump.

Yup. Yup yup.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (GbPPJ)


Missed the full moon by one day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (vEIlU)

133 Cue the *sad oboe* sound effect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (Mouru)

134 The wheels are coming off the chair.


Repeat: The wheels are coming off the chair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

135 Not saying do it this weekend, but Trump. Ow needs to fire every US Attorney he didn't appoint.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)

136 Mark my words. By 9:00 some talking head or pundit or Democrat is going to accuse Trump of "obstructing" Justice by pressuring Mueller.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)

137 What if it's written in such a way as to make Trump look bad?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RBOtF)

-----

Well, that's a given.

I'd be surprised if it weren't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

138 Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore

Take names.

Posted by: Pol Pot (miss me yet?) at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (8erNz)

139
Mueller Time is here, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (kgAmS)

140 So, will it be "democracy died tonight" crying guy from WI?

Or fat girl yelling at the sky and crying after Trump's inauguration?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (TN1P5)

141 Let us not forget, Murderin' Hillary is still free as a bird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

142 Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (OLCnA)

heh.

My bosses are all pretty pro-Trump. Whole company is, really...

It's fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (Ct55T)

143 n MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller
testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...


So he's saying Mueller lied?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

144 ...no smoking gun but we know he is guilty. IMPEACH...

Posted by: Von Muella at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (nzKWW)

145 Who will be the first bluecheck libtard to tweet that their 5-year-old is devastated over the Mueller report?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM



THREADWINNER. Let's move on.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (786Ro)

146
Grasping. At. Straws.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

Trump Bans Straws.

Oh My God we need to bring back straws

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (dKiJG)

147 Obviously, if there was something of any substance in the report it wouldn't be submitted at 5 pm on a Friday, and CNN would have been leaked and running with the bombshell right now.

Posted by: metaps at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (+/dRU)

148 I am ready to seize...

and am limbering up for the inevitable pouncing.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (XROPS)

149 Trump is approaching some wheels at the end of the road.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Mouru)

150 MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the
report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't
pressured ...

Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)



Grasping. At. Straws.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn

Agreed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (0QYMt)

151 I'm trying to watch the Buffalo-AZ State game but damn I'm torn. Guess I can watch the butthurt on CNN & MSNBC later....

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (4AeKb)

152 The walls are closing in on the wheels of the dams that are bursting.


Seize that reichwinger.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (NLLmE)

153 I hope Trump does one of those wrestling type entrances like he did after he won. Remember that? Lotsa bombastic patriotic music and then the silhouette of the man himself.

This time around they could put up a yuge TRUMP VINDICATED flashing sign on the Lincoln Memorial or something.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (4ErVI)

154 How long until Swalwell, Schiff, Rachel Madcow, etc begin saying Mueller is owned by Putin?

Sunday?


Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (AMIL/)

155 She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)
-------------------

I once had a boss that was mentally unstable. I made the unfortunate mistake of making her look like the idiot she was.

Fortunately, I was able to move on to another job before she was able to get rid of me.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (WEBkv)

156 119 n MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

Grasping. At. Straws.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM

Swallowitall is missing the point - it doesn't matter whether Congress "accepts" it or not. Here it is, take it or leave it, that's all you're getting. If you want to be all Pouty McPoutyface about it, well that's your problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

157 Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore

Take names.
Posted by: Pol Pot (miss me yet?) at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (8erNz)

Mine ain't. Thank the Lord.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (OE84+)

158 It doesn't matter, Barr is a Nazi of course

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (GeRdb)

159 Swalwell just needs to go full Swallowswell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

160 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (Ct55T)

--------

I work in the marketing industry. In Denver. The only Trump supporters I ever meet are cabbies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

161 Good g-d Perino is a dope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (oOwhS)

162 My boss will be crushed.

She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)



Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (OLCnA)
************
Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RBOtF)

163 Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity


Is there some kind of acceptance ceremony involved? Tall hats, swords, that kind of thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (5qdFy)

164 Perino should stop fucking the chicken she's fucking right now and start fucking a real dick,

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

165 The coup wanted a 1000 page term paper on Why Trump is Guilty.

Mueller could only turn in a 1000 pages by double spacing and typing in 16 size font.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (7PXtO)

166 Oh crap. Does this I'm supposed to start raining indictments all over the coup plotters now? Jeff promised I wouldn't really have to.

Posted by: Huber at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)

167 125 Is anybody jumping off of buildings yet?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (xPl2J)

Dems and #Nevers, only one thing left for you to do.



Might as well JUMP!

Go ahead and JUMP!

Posted by: Van Halen at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (sy5kK)

168
Who will be the first bluecheck libtard to tweet that their 5-year-old is devastated over the Mueller report?
Posted by: Mark1971


What about the elderly who died while waiting for it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (aKsyK)

169 The comments from the Left on this are so vile and disgusting, I'm really going to enjoy the Jonestown moment that comes when they figure out the Democrats plan for impeachment didn't work.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Y7Sl0)

170 Damn. I gotta go fix up to go to dinner with my husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

171 On MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller
testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured


Why?


Is Swallowsdick gonna nuke him if he doesn't?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (LL1Be)

172 The wheels on Trump's train have gone off the tracks and right through a wall that was closing in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Mouru)

173 @119: "Grasping. At. Straws."

The fact that Chuck Todd was interviewing Swalwell rather than Schiff says something. It'll be interesting to see who makes the Sunday morning talk show rounds for the Democrats. If this is truly a nothing burger, then some of the big hitters might wanna keep their distance.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (I/iGu)

174 So is Mueller gone on Monday?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (vEIlU)

175 Swallowell's so desperate.

What's he gonna do, drag Mueller in front of Congress to raise his right hand and state "I do solemnly swear Orange Man Bad didn't pressure me?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (4AeKb)

176 "Congress" not accepting it refers to AOC and her bffs? Or the Senate?

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (XROPS)

177 How long is this report?. If I were Barr I'd rather have alcohol of my choice and look at March Madness games.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (AllCR)

178 134 The wheels are coming off the chair.


Repeat: The wheels are coming off the chair.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
--------
Like a cricket on a hubcap!

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (Tbklz)

179 Swallowitall is missing the point - it doesn't matter whether Congress "accepts" it or not. Here it is, take it or leave it, that's all you're getting. If you want to be all Pouty McPoutyface about it, well that's your problem.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Right, but he wants Mueller to come before Congress to testify that he wasn't "pressured" by Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

180 Good g-d Perino is a dope
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (oOwhS)
***********
What did she say now?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (RBOtF)

181 >>So is Mueller gone on Monday?

For all intents he is gone now.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

182 I'm with you fellas on the timing probably means Mueller found zip like we all knew, but it will be interesting to see if he throws in some lines for the Leftists to say.... guilty, but not enough evidence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (r+sAi)

183 Kill me now.
Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

184 That is so weird. A Mueller prayer candle? He's not
a dead person who's been declared a Saint; He's not Jesus and he's
certainly not the Virgin Mary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AllCR)

He is when your religion is leftist politics.
https://tinyurl.com/yxb4rgwn

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OMsf+)

185 103 on MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

So this is how they're going to explain away the nothingness of the report--Mueller was pressured/threatened?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)

186 How long until Swalwell, Schiff, Rachel Madcow, etc begin saying Mueller is owned by Putin?



Sunday?


But Hillary, of course, was vindicated by Comey.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

187 Mueller could only turn in a 1000 pages by double spacing and typing in 16 size font.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (7PXtO)


He put pictures in and used the word "very" 37,823 times.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (YJn4J)

188 Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RBOtF)


I don't talk politics at the office.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OLCnA)

189
What's purina saying?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (kgAmS)

190 Mueller was intimidated by Trump!Impeach

Posted by: Maxine,wig hat,Watters at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

191
I work in the marketing industry. In Denver. The only Trump supporters I ever meet are cabbies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)


That's both funny and sad at the same time. I'm not in your industry, but I am in the Seattle area. I know exactly what you mean.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (sy5kK)

192 >So is Mueller gone on Monday?

For all intents he is gone now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (/tuJf)



Yeah, but I'm wondering whether he gets paid for a full day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (Mouru)

193 Now Juan Williams is acting like Barr and Rosenstein meeting Trump at the WH yesterday was suspicious.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (NFEMn)

194 8 I am ready to seize...

and am limbering up for the inevitable pouncing.



I'll see your pouncing seizure and raise you a wielding of the Mueller Report to bludgeon Democrats.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (TnkfX)

195 From the Daily Mail:
Delta Airlines passenger shares photo of mother-daughter pilot team and the internet can't get enough of it...
And you thought it was rough when your dad taught you to drive a stick.

Posted by: Downcast at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (ZB6Kr)

196 Would it be cruel and vindictive to taunt liberals with the utter lack of meaningful content of the report? Because that is what I want.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (MxEKc)

197 Kill me now.
Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"


"Doritos are yummy."

"mmm Doritos"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (LL1Be)

198 @156: "If you want to be all Pouty McPoutyface about it, well that's your problem."

Swalwell was asked if they'd subpoena Mueller if he wouldn't voluntarily testify. Swalwell had been trying to sound tough from word one, but he punted on the question.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (I/iGu)

199 Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?

Most of my coworkers do. And I have a sneaking feeling our company president is a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (4AeKb)

200 Admitted guilt: I like that song.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (r+sAi)

201 183 Kill me now.
Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

"If the toaster wasn't made of rainbows, I'd have a piece of Kansas in my pocket by now. And these pencils taste like the number 48. Stay off of vitamin E, kids."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (Ct55T)

202 No new indictments to be made...so I guess Zero charges of Collusion. AMAZING!! Two years to find old crimes that dated before the election and to find process crimes which aren't really crimes at all.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (8uo4a)

203 Well of course democrats want Mueller before Congress. You can't spin the nothingburger you started and paid for, that cost the American people millions and unjustly attacked our president, if you don't have the opportunity to throw out your hyperbole on TV.

After all, this is America

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (Y7Sl0)

204 So is Mueller gone on Monday?

For all intents he is gone now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (/t

Hey Jack, are you really Robert Mueller?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (NFEMn)

205 137 What if it's written in such a way as to make Trump look bad?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RBOtF)
-----
Well, that's a given.

I'd be surprised if it weren't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM

Allow me to go on record as saying that it is going to say almost NOTHING AT ALL about Trump. It'll talk about Manafort and his Ukrainian BS, and the Russian firms that will never stand trial, and Roger Stone and whatever weird bullshit he was involved in, and some stuff bout Michael Flynn that we already knew.

And that's gonna be about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

206 BREAKING on CNN: Schumer and Pelosi demand that AG William Barr appoint James Comey as a Special Prosecutor to investigate Robert Mueller's investigation -- and especially his collusion in this matter with Russia.

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (pRLf4)

207 5 PM Friday news dump doesn't bode well for the #Resist lunatics.

I would tell them to prepare to be disappointed but I'm confident that their sad, pathetic hate-filled lives have already prepared them for disappointment.

Posted by: Venus at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (lZaEn)

208 Barr also says he intends to consult with Mueller and with Deputy
Attorney General Rod Rosenstein "to determine what other information
from the report can be released to Congress and the public consistent
with the law.


I lifted that quote from the linked article.

That's how this is going to be spun. We're never going to see this report in any form other than something so redacted it looks like scrambled late night Cinemax. Barr's not going to expose what a fucking joke the FBI has become by actually showing their work.


But boy howdy - you're going to hear a ton of talk about all the awful shit that's in it - if only they could show us.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (KOyUH)

209 does the report state how Trump's ass tasted?

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

210

The pressure of history is on his shoulders!

Posted by: Juan Williams at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (aKsyK)

211 >>Now Juan Williams is acting like Barr and Rosenstein meeting Trump at the WH yesterday was suspicious.

It's important to remember at historic moments such as this that Juan is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

212 Juan: "The pressure is on Bill Barr to say something as quickly as possible."

Damn. We're all out of vodka.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

213 Seb Gorka has a great tweet...

https://twitter.com/SebGorka

Don't know if it works but.

NOTHING Burger.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (OE84+)

214 Huh. Mullets With Headlights.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (aS1PU)

215 >So is Mueller gone on Monday?

For all intents he is gone now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)

216 SDNY is gonna get the prick. Mueller was always a long shot.

Posted by: No at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (OaL85)

217
MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)


But first you will blow me.

Posted by: AG Barr at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (TAmPV)

218 The timing is certainly suspect. However I think we need to set ourselves up for at least a modicum of fireworks.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (kI/3T)

219 Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RBOtF)

------

I don't think so.

We've never really discussed Trump beyond the scope of the Mueller investigation, which I flatly said was ridiculous - that if you said out loud "Donald Trump is a Russian agent," you could see why.

She didn't seem to like that much. I think it actually shamed her a bit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

220
Calling the NeverTrump Cucks ladyboys is an insult to ladyboys all over Thailand.

Even the most girly castrated ladyboy pisses out more testosterone each pee than has circulated through the NT's veins their entire lives.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (f1Vqw)

221 Not saying do it this weekend, but Trump. Ow needs to fire every US Attorney he didn't appoint.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV

I think a series of transfers to McMurdo Sound would be a real attention-focusing move on Trump's part.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (0QYMt)

222 @184: "He is when your religion is leftist politics."

All the Democrat prayer candle bullshit is just some Brooklyn hipster trying to milk beer money outta progressive fanatics. Honesty, I'd be surprised if they sold more than a few hundred candles.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (I/iGu)

223 No flaming skull? Really? Gosh, standards sure have fallen...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (pZox7)

224 Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)



You can't expect everyone to toad align.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Mouru)

225 does the report state how Trump's ass tasted?
Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

See App'x. 7. (Ass, flavor of)

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (XROPS)

226 So after the report is published showing no collusion, pardons for stone and manafort?

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (nzKWW)

227 I want to see Mueller's brackets. You know that fucker has thoroughly investigated the NCAA on the DOJ's dime.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (LuPts)

228 "My baby takes the morning train
He lies from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him!"

Posted by: Mrs Robert Mueller at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (sy5kK)

229

Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (kgAmS)

230 Guarantee that Mueller's Himmler, Weissman, has festooned the report with ugly insinuations about Trump and media will latch on to them. Things that will make headlines and newscasts and get democrats in a lather about impeachment.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (H8QX8)

231 >>Hey Jack, are you really Robert Mueller?

For national security reasons I can neither confirm nor deny.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

232 On MSNBC, Chuck Todd is saying the Report must address Trump's frequent efforts to obstruct the investigation.

Hey Chuck, what happened to the collusion angle?

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (AMIL/)

233 Given that I'm in int'l trade, which of course is significantly impacted by Trump's trade re-negotiations (not "wars") there's a lot of policy talk in our office. I've had occasion to..pick up on some things that lead me to believe our fearless leader is a Trumper.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (4AeKb)

234 "Yeah, but I'm wondering whether he gets paid for a full day."

Democrats want a refund.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Y7Sl0)

235 If the report comes with a copy of the pee tape then we know what Barr will be doing this weekend.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (xPl2J)

236 All hail AtC!!!

I am impressed.

can we all start dancing now?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (d7Ww2)

237
Posted by: No at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (OaL85)


And the world points and laughs at the sad little troll.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

238 No flaming skull? Really? Gosh, standards sure have fallen...

Yeah we have to pass it first to know what's in it before a flaming skull

Posted by: Maxine,wig hat,Watters at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (O2RFr)

239 The President is increasingly isolated!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Ndje9)

240 Nobody called the corgis, dammit!

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)

241
The creative chirons on Fake News will be interesting this weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (kgAmS)

242 Why again do they think Juan has "thoughts?"

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (nRWPy)

243 Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)
~~~~~

Yes, by enlarge.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (NtglE)

244 If I were Mueller, I'd watch my back. I wouldn't put it past the DNC to take a page out of Jesse Smollett's playbook and put a hit out on Mueller and make it look like the Russians were responsible. That would help prop up their inevitable "Mueller was pressured into saying he found nothing" narrative.

Posted by: cacnead at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (+/dRU)

245 What's that --- do I hear the lamentations of their women?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (W+vEI)

246 Oh yeah!!

A lot of lefties are already with the "Trump appointed Barr, we can't trust Barr" and "Mueller better keep a copy of the report"


Ughhh, ughhhh-- keep pushing that turd, you're sure to shit out a pony!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (TN1P5)

247 Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?


My boss does. He's not conservative but he's anti-liberal. Old school Louisiana Democrat.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (7PXtO)

248 Muller may soon the Dems worst enemy

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (M+Lyo)

249 And all those fuckers got was Manafort and Cohen.

Suck it, assholes.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (+fPHo)

250

Flipper was an intense porpoise.

Posted by: Juan Williams at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (aKsyK)

251 I don't talk politics at the office.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OLCnA)

**************
So that explains your Nic.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (RBOtF)

252 Rumor has it that Alfred E. Neuman is featured on the cover page.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (Mouru)

253 VOX HOT-TAKES IN MELTDOWN

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

254 Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)
~~~~~

Yes, by enlarge.
Posted by: IrishEi


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (5UfE7)

255 Warner releases statement "Warning" Trump "Not to COVER UP the results of the Mueller Report"

This after Trump has already said he thinks the report should be made public.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)


Thanks, Virginia, for inflicting this odious turd on the rest of the country.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (y7DUB)

256 BREAKING : 1ST 300 pages of the report deal with the "Gorilla Channel", whatever that is.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (4e+hS)

257 By enlarge I literally could care less about intensive purposes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (4AeKb)

258 228 "My baby takes the morning train
He lies from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him!"
Posted by: Mrs Robert Mueller at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (sy5kK)

"What's in the briefcase?"

"Crackers."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (Ct55T)

259 I'm just fucking laughing at the Democrats and liberals on TV and seeing how high I can throw the popcorn and get it in my mouth. I'm bathing in it. They're coming unglued.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (Y7Sl0)

260 Wonder if he will be getting out of Dodge fast, Tahiti is nice this time of year I hear.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (BbGew)

261 No flaming skull? Really? Gosh, standards sure have fallen...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (pZox7)


A flaming skull for what? A report about a report that Barr MIGHT report on this weekend?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (YJn4J)

262 >>>Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important
Posted by: Soothsayer, A J

YES THIS x1000

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

263 Tell a liberal the Arc of History is bending to Trump.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (MxEKc)

264 SDNY is gonna get the prick. Mueller was always a long shot.


heh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (5qdFy)

265 Muller may soon the Dems worst enemy

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (M+Lyo)

I'm expecting him to be accused of being a Russian agent.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (xPl2J)

266 232 On MSNBC, Chuck Todd is saying the Report must address Trump's frequent efforts to obstruct the investigation.

Hey Chuckie....Defending yourself from daily false attacks and accusations is not obstruction

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

267 >>Yes, by enlarge.

I can't see the forest through the trees.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (/tuJf)

268 And I have a sneaking feeling our company president is a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (4AeKb)

---------

Our owner is a (very moderate) Dem. I think he probably voted Trump, and he likely will again.

He's very happy with the Trump economy, which is fuelling growth here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (AzW6q)

269 >>Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"
Well, my butt itches. I think I may have an ingrown hair on my nut sack and I'm not sure what to think about this sore on my penis.
Huh, what?

Posted by: Juan Williams at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (e7Ngv)

270 This is the worst week of the Trump Presidency since each preceding week before this one!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (Ndje9)

271 Ah, yes. The Friday afternoon release.

Whatever the contents, good or bad, at least we should be relieved of the ceaseless, febrile droning by Adam Schiff, "An ongoing criminal investigation."

That these people occupy the Congress of the United States is an shameful embarrassment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (CDGwz)

272 The civil war be near.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (TCnOB)

273 183 Kill me now.
Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

None whatsoever, Brett. Life's easier for me that way.

Posted by: Juan at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (RD7QR)

274 What's that --- do I hear the lamentations of their women?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (W+vEI)


You're watching the Miami Open? I usually turn the sound down when the women are playing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (YJn4J)

275 I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if 10,000 cuckbois are dying.

Posted by: Obi Won Kenobi at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (UxlXY)

276 And all those fuckers got was Manafort and Cohen.

Suck it, assholes.

Posted by: Les Kinetic

Yeah, but almost all of the press's credibility went down the tubes in the process - but, nah, probably still not worth it.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (32YRo)

277 "Well, Mika, as you know, many of us have been saying that Mueller was on Putin's payroll all along."

Posted by: GalosGann at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (Dl9Eq)

278 Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)



If you've graduated to pompous circumstances, then yes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (TnkfX)

279 Tow the lion. People.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (NLLmE)

280 #265 I'm expecting him to be accused of being a Russian agent.

Oh, man, that will be an awesome trolling angle! So stealing that. Can't wait to toss that one at my lib sister.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (4AeKb)

281 Ah, yes. The Friday afternoon release.

How I ended up with my second kid.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (KOyUH)

282 Not all women are able to lamentate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Mouru)

283 Remember all our rejoicing when CJ Roberts quotes were on the chyron during Obamacare?

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (OE84+)

284 Frank Zappa's "The Torture Never Stops" is an appropriate anthem for the left right now.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (+fPHo)

285 Now let's see an unredacted copy of the instructions Rosenstein gave Mueller.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

286 AG Barr should hold a press conference in front of a white board and then fill out his bracket on the white board.

Ratings Gold!

Posted by: Big V at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (sN665)

287 "247 Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?


My boss does. He's not conservative but he's anti-liberal. Old school Louisiana Democrat.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (7PXtO)"

Yes, and we share gun sale information.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (8uo4a)

288 Well, this about wraps it up for Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

289 What's that --- do I hear the lamentations of their women?
Posted by: Lizzy


No. You hear the men squealing like little bitchez.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (5UfE7)

290 They got to Mueller!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Ndje9)

291 drumpf is finished now1!!!!

Posted by: brak at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (PBASO)

292 Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important
Posted by: Soothsayer, A J

YES THIS x1000
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

That's one of the Left's longstanding mo's.

The conservative guy didn't say those exact words but this is what he meant.

The Liberal guy said those exact words but that's not what he meant.

They're children.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (7PXtO)

293
A flaming skull for what? A report about a report that Barr MIGHT report on this weekend?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


No need to cry wolf or be like Fox News where everything is BREAKING NEWS!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (aKsyK)

294 Hubby says "Napolitano is an idiot, ignore everything he says."

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (nRWPy)

295 179 Swallowitall is missing the point - it doesn't matter whether Congress "accepts" it or not. Here it is, take it or leave it, that's all you're getting. If you want to be all Pouty McPoutyface about it, well that's your problem.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Right, but he wants Mueller to come before Congress to testify that he wasn't "pressured" by Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM

It's foolish to keep flogging this dead horse, but it shows how idiotic Swallowitall is, and how he never even tries to think more then a single move ahead.

Does he REALLY think he can get Mueller to come in front of him and say "Yes, even though I had the Full Power of the DOJ and the Judicial System behind me, and the Complete Authority to do anything I wanted, I got Scared and Ran Away like a Little Girl, I do Solemnly Swear."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)

296 Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OMsf+)

Shows how loopy they are. Sandy O-C on a candle? Yep; I sure want to ask her to intercede for me to God because she's part of the Holy Resistance Yep.. I didn't look at the full list, but the only one who jumped out as being in the "Saint" Category-Saint as in a follower of Jesus Christ, which is how St Paul defines it-is Mr. Rodgers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (AllCR)

297 Ryan Lizza
@RyanLizza
*whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY


This is a real tweet. Welcome to the Spin.
Posted by: joefl65 at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (SEFXb)

No.

This. Is. Next.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (OE84+)

298 Is it wrong to hope for suicides?

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (BXMxN)

299 So if this turns out to be a dud, I guess they can always hope for NY to get him

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (O2RFr)

300 I think the resident troll came up with the spin.


"Mueller wasn't expected to produce, but, SDNY will get the job done!"

Need to keep feeding the hatred of the fanatics on the left.



Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (WEBkv)

301 So after the report is published showing no collusion, pardons for stone and manafort?


No. Flynn maybe. Cohen is fucked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5qdFy)

302 So Barr's reviewing it @ 5...should be an early NITE!! 5:05 or so YAWN ....wot's on PORN sweetie......Debbie does D.C again......

You are such a card,so the Russians did it ...guffaw..chortle..now keep a straight face on CNN tonite or I swear I'll bust a gut...... wanna go upstairs?....

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5IHGB)

303 NORAD Bullshit indicators are at day glow,

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (TCnOB)

304
If the report comes with a copy of the pee tape then we know what Barr will be doing this weekend.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (xPl2J)


You would think with two years of airtime to fill wecould've got one lousy in depth expose on Russian hookers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (TAmPV)

305 I predict impeachment proceedings begin on Monday.

Posted by: Diogenes the Cynic at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (yOf5u)

306 Electile dysfunction.

Posted by: The Schlong at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (7f8TF)

307 SDNY will come!
The New Rallying Cry

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BXMxN)

308 Not all women are able to lamentate.
Posted by: Cicero


They usually can after the baby is born.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5UfE7)

309 We need to get to the bottom of this!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (Ndje9)

310 BREAKING on CNN: Schumer and Pelosi demand that AG William Barr appoint James Comey as a Special Prosecutor to investigate Robert Mueller's investigation -- and especially his collusion in this matter with Russia.
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (pRLf4)

Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (XROPS)

311 This is a big sports weekend?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

312 I'm kinda annoyed. I want a Trump tweet, all caps and reposted on @Jack, and @BarackObama:

MY TURN NOW, BITCHES.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (JH+YW)

313 For some reason my brain reminded me that some of Trump's lawyers were wanting him to have an interview with Mueller. dumbasses.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (r+sAi)

314
It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important
Posted by: Soothsayer, A J
------

It's the penumbras and emanations. It is rife with penumbras and emanations. They are right there for everyone to see.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (CDGwz)

315 Our long national nightmare is not over! No! WAAH!

Posted by: Rick "The Fat Toad" Wilson at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (Z216Q)

316 A Mueller prayer candle? He's not a dead person who's been declared a Saint; He's not Jesus and he's certainly not the Virgin Mary.

There were Obama ones out in 2008. Its the ugly side of the hispanic left, I suspect.

"What's in the briefcase?"

A Sandwich and an Apple, per Falling Down

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)

317 Also by Zappa, and for the left right now, "Cosmic Debris."

. . . who you jivin' with that cosmic debris . . .


NPR, CNN, the NYT, the WaPo, and all the rest will be blowing cosmic debris all over this, then quickly snuff it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (+fPHo)

318 I don't talk politics at the office.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OLCnA

-------

I try not to, and by and large succeed.

The exception being what I mentioned upthread, and that was only because she asked me point blank what I thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

319 No. Flynn maybe. Cohen is fucked.

Flynn, yes. Cohen went Full Fredo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

320 Mueller, why the long face ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)

321 294 Hubby says "Napolitano is an idiot, ignore everything he says."
Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (nRWPy)

-----

What a good hubby.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (4H+3S)

322 Is it wrong to hope for suicides?
Posted by: steevy



I'll allow it.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (NLLmE)

323 294 Hubby says "Napolitano is an idiot, ignore everything he says."

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (nRWPy)

Hubby is right. Napolitano was praising an idiotic liberal judge's Climate Change ruling just yesterday. Napolitano would dress up like a gimp and eat dog food out of a bowl on stage if he was paid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

324 anybody wanna dance?

I got a pole set up!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

325 So the WH has not been briefed on the Russia probe yet:

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (RBOtF)

326 Mueller wasn't expected to produce, but, SDNY will get the job done!

Well that's where CNN will shift, their entire business model is the Trump investigation. It can't end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)

327

Lefties on Yahoo are saying Barr must release the full report now. If he doesn't that means he's doctoring it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (OLCnA)

328 OMG I hate that fucking song.


Yeah, the only thing more embarrassing than releasing this thing today would be doing it on the Friday before the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (now3g)

329 Mueller, meh. Orange Man still Bad. Hey can any one show me where London Bridge is? Here I am in London - that's London, ENGLAND - and there's no London Bridge. **giggles like a chipmunk**

Posted by: Jonah, phoning it in at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (786Ro)

330 No. Flynn maybe. Cohen is fucked.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5qdFy)

Cohen's false but hugely funny claim under oath that he would not seek and would not accept a pardon is even more funny now.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (XROPS)

331 You're watching the Miami Open? I usually turn the sound down when the women are playing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (YJn4J)

I didn't know how the stadium court would look in the football stadium but they did a good job. Looks like it will be a good venue.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (7PXtO)

332 "What's in the briefcase?"

A Sandwich and an Apple, per Falling Down

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)


Heh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (YJn4J)

333 DOJ letter says there was not a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)

334 308 Not all women are able to lamentate.
Posted by: Cicero


They usually can after the baby is born.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5UfE7)

Or when you won't let them use the other credit card after they maxed the first one out.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

335 Napolitano is the Dick Vitale of jurisprudence.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (KOyUH)

336 As an expert in Special Counsel reports, I can tell you this one doesn't measure up! I haven't read it, and (to be honest) I don't really understand the English language but I am absolutely certain (as an expert) this one fails the test.

Posted by: Tom Nicholl at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (Z216Q)

337 What a good hubby.
Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (4H+3S)

He's of that world, so...
Napolitano just spews non sensical shit.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (nRWPy)

338 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)

339 @305: "I predict impeachment proceedings begin on Monday."

Impeachment? Pffft. I predict resignation!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (I/iGu)

340 We need a parody of Landslide for this

Posted by: Dan at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (QGWpi)

341 My Mueller votive candle failed!I hate you god!!
Cracy Left Wing Celebrities

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BXMxN)

342 his is a big sports weekend?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)


Sure is, big sport!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (t+qrx)

343 324 anybody wanna dance?

I got a pole set up!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

*assembles stack of $1 bills*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

344 Are there any Democrats who would not be behind bars in a sane world?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (aCNZ6)

345 The lack of evidence only proves how deep the conspiracy runs!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (Ndje9)

346 When Herr Muller get sworn in , does he click his heels?

Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (kSq2k)

347 I didn't know how the stadium court would look in the football stadium but they did a good job. Looks like it will be a good venue.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (7PXtO)


I didn't watch today. NCAA wrestling nationals were on. Semi-finals tonight.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (YJn4J)

348 NORAD Bullshit indicators are at day glow,
Posted by: Voter theater
----------

My own, pegged, smoked, and blew the face off two years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (CDGwz)

349 Cry havoc and let slip the Yorkies of war!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (7f8TF)

350 I want Mueller to testify before congress so that somebody can ask him why he can follow thin threads to indict Roger Stone, but those Hillary emails were just un-noticible.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (r+sAi)

351 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

3 dozen? Trump doesn't have 3 dozen people left who weren't dragged through the mud already

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (O2RFr)

352 Flynn was a good soldier. The omerta will be rewarded.

Cohen...not so much.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (4AeKb)

353 343 324 anybody wanna dance?

I got a pole set up!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

*assembles stack of $1 bills*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)



She's not making change, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (Mouru)

354 Many years ago, the great Game Show Philosopher Tom Kennedy exclaimed: Its Not What You Say That Counts, Its What You Don't Say."

Let the Democratic House game show begin. Even though like the old $64,000 question, it's fixed.

Maybe some should ask Jerry Nadler and Adam Schaffer who was the composer of Swanee River. They can impeach Trump if they get the correct answer, "Hummina Hummed na Hummina Ed Norton!"

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (9uYwf)

355 The noun is about verb the other noun!

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (q177U)

356 Napolitano is Italian for 'Two good flavors of ice cream and one nobody wants.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

357 Sorry. Can't dance.


Balls too big.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NLLmE)

358 342 his is a big sports weekend?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

Sure is, big sport!
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (t+qrx)

I knew I could count on you for the straight facts!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

359 Please write something Ace. I'm all out of hyperbole and most of my usual sources are in mourning. I have a deadline, so I'm willing to plagiarize almost anything. Except in Spanish. Steve Hayes tried to write me a note in Spanish and I can't read it. I think it said something about "My life is wasted" but I can't be certain.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Z216Q)

360 They got to Mueller!

Posted by: The Professional Liars

I sense a "Dunce Cap" parade like they had during the 60's little red book revolution in China all in the offing...poor Mueller, AOC is going to following him down the street kicking him along.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (32YRo)

361 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

Catherine Herridge just about choked when he asked her about it.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NtglE)

362 I didn't watch today. NCAA wrestling nationals were on. Semi-finals tonight.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (YJn4J)



Male, female, or mixed?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Mouru)

363 The noun is about verb the other noun!
Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (q177U)


*gasps, covers childrens' eyes*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (t+qrx)

364 s an expert in Special Counsel reports, I can tell you this one doesn't measure up! I haven't read it, and (to be honest) I don't really understand the English language but I am absolutely certain (as an expert) this one fails the test.
Posted by: Tom Nicholl at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (Z216Q)

----

this is pretty good

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (9AcAx)

365 Adam Schiff. Autocucumber.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (9uYwf)

366 @RyanLizza
*whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY


This is a real tweet. Welcome to the Spin.
Posted by: joefl65 at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM



Sheesh.

And Smith's Cover was always a side show, the real money pit is in bore shaft 6.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (786Ro)

367 @338: "Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC."

Vast majority are likely against Russians like the indictments made public so far.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (I/iGu)

368 344 Are there any Democrats who would not be behind bars in a sane world?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (aCN

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I think that Tulsi Gabby chick is a straight shooter. At least not a criminal.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (4H+3S)

369

It's not what you say that counts, it's what you don't say.

Posted by: Game show announcer at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (aKsyK)

370 The lack of evidence only proves how deep the conspiracy runs!
Posted by: The Professional Liars
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The complete absence of evidence is not exculpatory!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (CDGwz)

371 Let us talk about the really important news story, shall we?

WHERE is OBUMMERs NCAA bracket?

Why have I not seen or heard about the Black Jesus college picks?

Where are our priorities, people?

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (J9wxX)

372 Help me here, Flynn was charge with being an unregistered foreign agent, right? Was there anything else?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (5qdFy)

373 Cover = Cove

dumb fat fingers

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (786Ro)

374
Spin prediction #2:

Just the fact that this lengthy investigation was needed tells us Trump is unfit. Where there is smoke, there is fire.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (kgAmS)

375 Is the report written in crayon?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ujbNH)

376 Ignore all the "sealed indictment" talk too. If they're sealed no one knows about them, if someone does know they even exist someone needs to go to jail.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)

377 262 >>>Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important
Posted by: Soothsayer, A J

YES THIS x1000
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)




I do hope he put a couple of lines in there that reference Melania and Ivanka are smoking hot.


He did if it is a factual report.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (sy5kK)

378 Oh yeah, "lying" to the FBI. Anything else?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (5qdFy)

379 >>3 dozen? Trump doesn't have 3 dozen people left who weren't dragged through the mud already

He wasn't talking about Team Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

380 I have no money. No one will hire me. Even Bret Baier looks at me kinda sidewaysI was so sure Trump was guilty of something!

Posted by: Stephen Hayes, Editor In Chief of my Dreams at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (Z216Q)

381 The Downfall parodies are not yet done.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (r+sAi)

382 I figure they love this song, and it's sad and melodramatic, and you really feel it in your butthole.

Taggert nods his approval.

Posted by: mc at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (l1TIo)

383 Male, female, or mixed?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Mouru)


Shame on you. That's not even funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (YJn4J)

384 HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT!

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (nRWPy)

385 Isn't it something, how the left keeps retreating to victory this time for sure?

I don't think this page is long enough to list all the times the left was for sure this was the "it" that would bring down Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (TN1P5)

386 379 >>3 dozen? Trump doesn't have 3 dozen people left who weren't dragged through the mud already

He wasn't talking about Team Trump

Good

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

387 Napolitano would dress up like a gimp and eat dog food out of a bowl on stage if he was paid.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)


Just more evidence that FNS is trolling us and should be selectively shunned.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (y7DUB)

388 The complete absence of evidence is not exculpatory!

In fact, I'd call it damned near damning!

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Ydn2k)

389 DOJ letter says there was not a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)


So I guess the real question now is, is President Trump clean, or is President Trump the cleanest president in history?

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (B623R)

390 Is it true Shep is willing to pay? Because I could use the money.

Posted by: Rick "The Fat Toad" Wilson at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Z216Q)

391 The Trump Administration has proposed Macedonian Content Farm Subsidies!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Ndje9)

392 DOJ letter says there was not a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at M

Trump uses an invisible force field. Mueller didnt even know he was being blocked.

Impeach!

Posted by: All the Crazy Leftists! at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (XROPS)

393 Yeah, but I'm wondering whether he gets paid for a full day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (Mouru)

He's getting paid for his last day, but Trump ordered that his parking isn't getting validated and is having his car towed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (4ErVI)

394 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

395 I'm thinking we need to get intrepid investigative reporter, Shep Smith, on this straight away!

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (LuPts)

396 Are there any Democrats who would not be behind bars in a sane world?
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Large numbers. Of course, lamp post space would be at a premium.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (CDGwz)

397 Barr needs to review this bullshit for ethics review purposes. Like how do you SWAT an old guy for no reason, especially in light after Wisconsin's John Doe fascism?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (9AcAx)

398 Help me here, Flynn was charge with being an unregistered foreign agent, right? Was there anything else?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM
~~~~~

Lying to FBI.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (NtglE)

399 And I saw an impeachmernt in the snow covered hills
Till a landslide brought it down

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (4AeKb)

400 Chapter 48

Hell, we couldn't even find the evidence WE manufactured.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (Ydn2k)

401 @Bill Kristol:

"I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."

Bill Kristol just leveled up from "Cuck" to "Kapo."

Disgusting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

402 Also, is anyone at the DOJ going to talk about busting someone's attorney just to get him to sing about one of his clients?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (9AcAx)

403 386
He wasn't talking about Team Trump

Good
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

=====

Russian companies that don't exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (zZbCU)

404 Any guess how long until released to the public who paid dearly for this?

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (BbGew)

405 The complete absence of evidence is not exculpatory!

In fact, I'd call it damned near damning!
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Ydn2k)



That evidence was so well-concealed only hints at the depth and depravity of the wrongdoing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (Mouru)

406 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

Lock Her Up!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (LL1Be)

407 Brennan belongs in prison. G-d damned traitor.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (4AeKb)

408 He's getting paid for his last day, but Trump ordered that his parking isn't getting validated and is having his car towed.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (4ErVI)

And if he doesn't return his office pass by Monday, he'll get hit with a $50 fine.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (XROPS)

409 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...
Posted by: It's me donna
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We always turn to CPUSA members when we want an unbiased opinion.

Posted by: NYT at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (CDGwz)

410 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (xN1DB)

411
Isn't Flynn's 90 day delay just about up?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (kgAmS)

412 Bahaha


MUELLER not recommending any further indictments.

But, WAH.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (nRWPy)

413 Lefties on Yahoo are saying Barr must release the full report now. If he doesn't that means he's doctoring it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM

Barr's already made it clear that it's a violation of longstanding DOJ policy to release the complete report, for privacy and other legal reasons. The AG reads the report; the AG provides a Summary of the Report. That's how it works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

414 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...

.....

Because the wheels are closing off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (TnkfX)

415 "In case you're wondering what's in the Mueller report, after two years of deranged conspiracy-mongering about how Trump committed treason and stole an election that belonged to Hillary Clinton, the report was quietly dumped on a Friday afternoon in the middle of March Madness." -Sean Davis

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1109207017019920385

Posted by: GrapeDrink at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (prRje)

416 "I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."

Uh, so why are all the dem nominees refusing to go to the AIPAC conference Billy?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

417 So I guess the real question now is, is President Trump clean, or is President Trump the cleanest president in history?


Truly, he's the virgin piano player in the whorehouse of NYC development.

I think it helps that he started with $100m and his dad's lawyers and accountants right from the start.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (5qdFy)

418 HOT TAKE PREDICTION

Even though the report is a nothingburger, the seriousness of the charge is what matters.

-- Dems

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (786Ro)

419 I think it said something about "My life is wasted" but I can't be certain.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick

"The Joy of Cuckery" mag venture isn't going to write itself, Ace.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (32YRo)

420 Nopalitano seems like one of this judges that never wore pants under his robe. Always worked one handed.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (nzKWW)

421 Just announced per Mewler's office, no recommendations for further indictments.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (ffYR/)

422 410 They have already been saying that.LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (BXMxN)

423 Mueller's recommendation: No further indictments.

Heh. Monday morning on AM Joe should be fun.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

424 Kristol does both the bull-fluffing and the cuck cleanup. He's a full-service cuck.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (4AeKb)

425 >>I can't see the forest through the trees.


It's a doggy dog world!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (W+vEI)

426 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (xN1DB)

We're gonna need some overtime.

Posted by: The left's goalpost movers at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (XROPS)

427 410 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (xN1DB)

=====

Jonah Goldberg has already said this. Mollie Hemingway was not impressed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (zZbCU)

428 If Mueller has even one misspelling in that report I want to see him arrested for trying to defraud the federal government and hauled off to jail. I'd also tack on his beloved "obstruction of justice" charge against him for the misspelling, since it takes extra time to figure out which word he was trying to write.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (YJn4J)

429 411
Isn't Flynn's 90 day delay just about up?

Yeah - reading the tea leaves here, Flynn is either going to get Suspended Sentence or probation plus community service. Something mamby pamby like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

430 We're exploding with excitement!

Posted by: AOC 's Aereolas at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (vIG/0)

431 Fox reporting Adam Schiff ain't done yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

432 You know who is a funny MOFO? Ace. That's who.

Total eclipse of the Heart---hhhashahahhahahah

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (jUVms)

433 I don't know about you guys, but I am not going to be laughing at my lefty friends.

I'll be laughing directly upon them.

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (nFwvY)

434 So, why isn't the stripper tip at least a $2 bill now? Seems like that would be decent with inflation. Plus it would bring the 2 back into circulation and I always liked it.

The only reason there was a 2 in the first place was horse racing and wagering on the races.

I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous.

Translation: "I've been fighting anti-Semitism in the Democratic Party for a long time and that gives me the authority to say there is no anti-Semitism in the Democrat party"

...huh??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)

435 If Brennan were to off himself over the weekend my dick would spontaneously combust.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (BXMxN)

436 Because Putin destroyed all the evidence. He's former KGB. That's what they do.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (7f8TF)

437
Bloomberg "news" looks positively heartbroken because Lurch says no more further indictments in Russia probe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (OLCnA)

438 VLADIMIR PUTIN IS LAUGHING RIGHT NOW


*sob*

LAUGHING!!!

Posted by: msnbc's semi-animatronic cashew at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (LL1Be)

439 It's not so much what's in the report that concerns me anymore. I want to know who the hell pooped in my lifeboat?

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Tyii7)

440 365 Adam Schiff. Autocucumber.
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (9uYwf)


The one thing Adam Schiff is good at.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (sy5kK)

441 The complete absence of evidence is not exculpatory!

In fact, I'd call it damned near damning!
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Ydn2k)


That evidence was so well-concealed only hints at the depth and depravity of the wrongdoing.
Posted by: Cicero
---------

The absence of evidence is de facto evidence of the tampering, interference, and obstruction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (CDGwz)

442 401 @Bill Kristol:

"I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."

except Kapo Kristol you are as observant a Jew as Bernie

Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kSq2k)

443 Has it been leaked, in it's entirety, yet?

If not, pretty safe to conclude it's precisely the nothingburger we suspected all along.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (fF3XF)

444 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete



I thought that walk back was already a thing. Eh...my memory sucks..

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (NLLmE)

445 Mueller MUELLER report to the Headmasters office NOW........

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (5IHGB)

446 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to

Yeah, I bet a lot of that is floated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+)

447 The word on the street is that Mueller bulked up the report by including an amusing interview with Larry David.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Mouru)

448 Where's Kurt?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (7f8TF)

449 Just announced per Mewler's office, no recommendations for further indictments.

Posted by: Calm Mentor

Also, now for hire! lots and lots of democratic lawyers

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (32YRo)

450 Heh - I'm remembering all the Libs (including Cuck Kristol) who were hyperventilating about how Donny Jr. was certain to be indicted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

451 Well for the full un-redacted report, Trump can release it if he wants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (r+sAi)

452
So I guess the real question now is, is President Trump clean, or is President Trump the cleanest president in history?
Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (B623R)

-----

No doubt. I've been saying since the day Trump came down the escalator like a god from Mt. Olympus he is the most law abiding person to ever run for office. There is no doubt in my mind he follows the law to the letter. He probably game planned every single legal trap in running for President and developed strategies for avoiding them.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (4H+3S)

453 444 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete

------------

which is odd considering everytime I was in an airport, CNN only talked about trump and russia and mueller.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (9AcAx)

454 Do I have to turn in my man card if I admit I really like Bonnie Tyler's version of that song? Like there have been days in my past where I weep openly at it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (39g3+)

455 Isn't Flynn's 90 day delay just about up?

Yeah - reading the tea leaves here, Flynn is either going to get Suspended Sentence or probation plus community service. Something mamby pamby like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

Or a dismissal.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (OE84+)

456 [iI do hope he put a couple of lines in there that reference Melania and Ivanka are smoking hot.

He did if it is a factual report.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM


First ever Special Counsel report to come with a centerfold. #MAGA

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (786Ro)

457 The urine samples from the beds inthe Russian hotel tracked back to .........two female FBI agents.

Trump is guilty!

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (TCnOB)

458 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentleman.

Posted by: guy who's definitely not Shephard Smith at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)


After dinner mints, anyone?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Z4rgH)

459 >>What a day.

So I guess your prediction that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency was wrong, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

460 Nick Searcy is ripping Bill the cruise director on the twitters.

Would love to hear him do this as Art Mullin yelling at Raylin Givens

Posted by: Big V at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (sN665)

461
Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)



About 2,190.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (TAmPV)

462 Juan is off camera right now slamming Hennesy's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

463 Is Shep trying to anger doink another dude up the squeakhole yet?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Y7Sl0)

464 458 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentleman.

Posted by: guy who's definitely not Shephard Smith at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

After dinner mints, anyone?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Z4rgH)

Are they waffer-thin?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

465 Where's Kurt?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (7f8TF)

Date night.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (OE84+)

466 Has anyone said that the walls are closing in and that it's gonna be an early night?

Posted by: Jack at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (3ts0c)

467 Just announced per Mewler's office, no recommendations for further indictments.


Well they couldn't indict Trump anyway.. That sitting President thing... Jr. however would have been fair game

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (O2RFr)

468 @Bill Kristol:

"I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."


Ol' Yeller is probably preparing some kosher torpedoes for the USS Cuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (y7DUB)

469 401 @Bill Kristol:

"I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."

Bill Kristol just leveled up from "Cuck" to "Kapo."

Disgusting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

Spinning away from the Mueller report in 5..4..3..2.....

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

470
BREAKING: Special Counsel Mueller is reportedly not recommending any further indictments - NBC News

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (BqBId)

471 Chuck Todd is soooo serious that he keeps talking low and quiet about putting toothpaste back in the tube.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (I/iGu)

472 Can we get the kindle version off of amazon?

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (nzKWW)

473 Oh fuck me running!

No more indictments?

And he dumps the report late Friday?

As someone said this morning, "Who knew Fitzmas II would be better than the first one?"

Flaming skull and hump-bot time

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (TN1P5)

474
Yeah, that's always been the sub-spin: that okay maybe there was no "collusion" but the Trump camp wanted to collude.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (kgAmS)

475 Tater is drowning his face in a bowl of Cheetos.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (Y7Sl0)

476 >>>Just announced per Mewler's office, no recommendations for further indictments.

*pshht* *pshht* *pshht*

Posted by: Penis Pump at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

477 "I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump..." - KristolMeth

You should have no trouble then naming one or two said policies then, right?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (fF3XF)

478 Has anyone said that the walls are closing in and that it's gonna be an early night?

yeah me... #12

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)

479 She's beating me constantly now. This will make the beatings even worse! I'm signaling you with Morse Code eye-blinks. H-E-L-P M-E!

Posted by: Moanin' Joe Scarborough at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Ndje9)

480
except Kapo Kristol you are as observant a Jew as Bernie
Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kSq2k)


Almost Sorosian.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (t+qrx)

481 I screwed the joke up, stupid sock joke fail!

Posted by: Penis Pump at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

482
Plus, PLUS, we all heard it and saw it with our own ears and eyes:

Donald Trump asked Russia to hack clinton's emails.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (kgAmS)

483 CNN: The investigation continues...


Yeah. No.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (jp0Bv)

484 They just lost their shit on CNN with the "no further indictments" bit.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (Y7Sl0)

485 So does this mean the Stealth Jeff Sessions can now unleash all the deep state indictments?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (xPl2J)

486 413 Lefties on Yahoo are saying Barr must release the full report now. If he doesn't that means he's doctoring it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM

Barr's already made it clear that it's a violation of longstanding DOJ policy to release the complete report, for privacy and other legal reasons. The AG reads the report; the AG provides a Summary of the Report. That's how it works.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

See! the AG is in on the fix, too!

Posted by: Leftists at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (sy5kK)

487 Tater's sobbing so hard his tater-tits are shaking.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (4AeKb)

488 CNN: The investigation continues...

Yeah... How about Ukraine aiding and abetting the Hillary campaign?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (O2RFr)

489 2019 continues to vie for the best year evah.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (r+sAi)

490 Charlie Sykes is rage blowing David Brookes

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Y7Sl0)

491 Trump tweet proposal:

And where do I go to get my reputation back, prosecutor? Oh wait, I meant YOUR reputation back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Mouru)

492 Has it been leaked, in it's entirety, yet?

If not, pretty safe to conclude it's precisely the nothingburger we suspected all along.
Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (fF3XF)
************
You know it's been leaked to someone. How could it not be. They have direct lines to some of the staff and Clinton attorneys on the Mueller team.
How did they get the info about no further indictments?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (RBOtF)

493 As the 'news' media reports on the Mewler Report...

https://tinyurl.com/345gcxs

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (ujbNH)

494 Tater's sobbing so hard his tater-tits are shaking.



Not hot!

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

495 I thought that walk back was already a thing. Eh...my memory sucks..

Posted by: eleven

Yeah, French trotted that out a few weeks ago, got mugged by everyone...then he cried a lot and Goldberg consoled him, IIRC...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (32YRo)

496 Anti-Semites Bad, Orange Man Bader.

Posted by: Bill Kuckstol at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (B623R)

497 @484: "They just lost their shit on CNN with the 'no further indictments' bit."

Legally speaking, once Mueller delivers his final report to the AG, then that's end of business; a final gavel sorta thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (I/iGu)

498 They just lost their shit on CNN with the "no further indictments" bit.
Posted by: Marcus T


So their heads fell off and rolled under the desk?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Hk+Y0)

499 Where's Kurt?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (7f8TF)


He's having his anal fissures packed with gauze.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Z4rgH)

500 I had honestly expected a flaming skull to go with this announcement!!!

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (sPJyv)

501 394 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

To be fair, Brennan also said that Russian nanobots were chewing his butthole, so some skepticism is warranted.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (RD7QR)

502 Tater kind a looks like Pewee Herman with a gland problem.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (nzKWW)

503 28 time to appoint a new SC to prosecute the coup plotters and conspirators
Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)
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This, can we please have this!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (IDhUW)

504 "I was promised traitorous collusion with Russia to steal the election, and I will accept nothing less!"

Line that I'm stealing from Mollie Hemmingway for trolling purposes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (4AeKb)

505 The wheels are coming off the chair.


Repeat: The wheels are coming off the chair.
=====

Well, stand up! God love ya!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (JcXHH)

506 481 I screwed the joke up, stupid sock joke fail!

Posted by: Penis Pump at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

Hey, you still made me laugh!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (Kpl3J)

507 This is not the end....let's just say....it's the end of beginning......

Posted by: Little adam schitt at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (JUOKG)

508 485 So does this mean the Stealth Jeff Sessions can now unleash all the deep state indictments?

------

that seems to have been the plan

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (9AcAx)

509 Chuck Todd now saying Nixon and Clinton were impeached in their second terms, so maybe that's what will happen to Trump, and Dems will wait to see what happens in 2020.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (I/iGu)

510 Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (jUVms)

511 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt.

Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)

512 Bill Kristol - exactly what did he accomplish in his grand fight against anti-semitism?

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (4H+3S)

513 501 394 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

To be fair, Brennan also said that Russian nanobots were chewing his butthole, so some skepticism is warranted.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (RD7QR)

well that last part is true!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (Kpl3J)

514 To be fair, Brennan is dumb. Good thing he only headed up intelligence.

Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (glJL/)

515 How much did this cost and can we send the bill to the DNC?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (7f8TF)

516 Plus, PLUS, we all heard it and saw it with our own ears and eyes:

Donald Trump asked Russia to hack clinton's emails.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM



Right. It was that sarcastic joke and Don Jr's meeting at Trump Tower with the Russian honey pot that had the TDS sufferers thinking well Trump was TRYING to collude with Russia.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (786Ro)

517 If Brennan were to off himself over the weekend my dick would spontaneously combust.
Posted by: steevy
------

Am I the only one who has noted the resemblance of Brennan to Mussolini?

http://tinyurl.com/y2nud5go
http://tinyurl.com/y4d3r6n5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (xSo9G)

518 The Mueller Report says that President Trump promised the FAB he would not do that thing in her mouth.

He did.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Z+IKu)

519 Yeah, they know Barr can't release the full report by law. If you look at the letter the Democrat muppets sent to the AG demanding "full release" it actually very carefully restates the statute. Frauds.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Y7Sl0)

520 I think the last flaming skull was in a pudding cup.

came out when CPL was arrested for domestic violence IIRC

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

521 Brennan stinks of fear, like a hog about to be butchered

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (39g3+)

522 I've been seeing a few 'RUSSIA GOT TO MUELLER' comments and tweets sprinkled along with the wailing and tears too.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (datdl)

523 HAH! I skate again!

Posted by: A Ham Sandwich at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Mouru)

524 Walls are closing in?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (pUDQf)

525 I am working on the assumption that this is a nothingburger and Trump did nothing wrong.

One the dust settles and people start to acknowledge - however begrudgingly - that it's over, but *before* they all give up, I hope we see declassification finally happen. This report. The FISAs. The FISA renewals. The relevant comms between NSA, FBI, CIA and GCHQ. All of it.

Wait for acceptance but strike before capitulation. There will be no impeachment. There will be no actual attempt at prosecution. The hinky plan to target Trump for "obstruction" will not longer be viable.

I hope it happens. I want the damn FISAs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (I2dne)

526 >>>Tater's sobbing so hard his tater-tits are shaking.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (4AeKb)

That earned a laugh out loud.

Posted by: Penis Pump at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (q177U)

527 Regarding CNN / MSNBC


This is what a group of liars who continually lie to anyone willing to believe their lies look like when they realize someone else in power has caught them lying.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (sy5kK)

528
For fuck's sake:

NIXON WAS NEVER IMPEACHED

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (kgAmS)

529 No collusion indictments. No obstruction indictments - except maybe Flynn/Manafort/Gates/Stone/Papadopolous. No interference in the witch hunt. No Trump kids indicted.


0/4.


I blame Trump.



Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (t6MX/)

530 95 Warner releases statement "Warning" Trump "Not to COVER UP the results of the Mueller Report"

Trump response should be: "Or what?"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (+juAL)

531 Barr's already made it clear that it's a violation
of longstanding DOJ policy to release the complete report, for privacy
and other legal reasons. The AG reads the report; the AG provides a
Summary of the Report. That's how it works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)



See! the AG is in on the fix, too!

Posted by: Leftists at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (sy5kK)


Trump Appointed AG Barr!!!

Posted by: More Leftists at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (ujbNH)

532 raimondo? Kurt?
Mueller?
Mueller?
Mueller?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (LL1Be)

533 Dont recall Nixon being impeached.

Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (glJL/)

534 511 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt.
Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)

---------

BWHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (jUVms)

535 Gloria Borger: I've heard of having a frog in your throat, but it looks like she actually has some fist sized object in her lodged in her gullet.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (jp0Bv)

536 The FBI smashed all of Trump's devices with a hammer!

Oh, wait--that was somebody else.

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (Ndje9)

537 I had honestly expected a flaming skull. . .

Would you settle for a flaming skulls of Italian children?

Posted by: Sengalese Bus Afficianado at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (D9v9b)

538 someone upthread parodied the MSM asking, "Who is Mueller and what is he reporting on?"

Well, guys...


https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/1109199030259716096

@mckaycoppins
Follow Follow @mckaycoppins
More
OK, I'll bite. What is the Mueller report

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (PbpT7)

539 Will someone please send Tater a couple dozen more jelly donuts?

Posted by: Sphynx at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (ecMxZ)

540 Am I the only one who has noted the resemblance of Brennan to Mussolini?


Mussolini looked like a badass. Brennan looks like and angry Mr. Peterson from the Bob Newhart Show.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (Mouru)

541 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (BXMxN)

542 Is there a GIF out there of that one movie scene where the guy yells "you're an idiot!"

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (4H+3S)

543 522
I've been seeing a few 'RUSSIA GOT TO MUELLER' comments and tweets sprinkled along with the wailing and tears too.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (datdl)

Nice. I have been sprinkling a few "Trump paid off Mueller" comments of my own.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)

544 515 How much did this cost and can we send the bill to the DNC?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Trump should tweet them an invoice

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (nFwvY)

545 Mueller was "their guy". Now they're all like, oh this was only meant to be the "beginning".

*makes jerking motion with hand*

*eats more popcorn*

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (Y7Sl0)

546 For once nothing to see here really means nothing to see here.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (vzk+c)

547 I still want to see this report NOW, before I count chickens hatching or lack thereof.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (BbGew)

548 Good thing Jeff Sessions refused himself from this blistering investigation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (7f8TF)

549 2018: Robert Mueller is an honorable man, a veteran and we cannot denigrate his integrity and love of country by questioning this investigation.

Today: Mueller sold out to the Russians.

Posted by: The Bullprep Boyz at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (datdl)

550 Did chuck todd mean impeach impeach or just impeach? Regardless Nixon had neither

Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (glJL/)

551 517 If Brennan were to off himself over the weekend my dick would spontaneously combust.
Posted by: steevy
------

Am I the only one who has noted the resemblance of Brennan to Mussolini?

http://tinyurl.com/y2nud5go
http://tinyurl.com/y4d3r6n5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (xSo9G)


Hope it finishes the same way for Brennan that it did for Mussolini. Hanging from a rope.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (sy5kK)

552 Gloria Borger: I've heard of having a frog in your throat, but it looks like she actually has some fist sized object in her lodged in her gullet.
=====

She just swallowed an infant whole. It'll take time to digest.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (JcXHH)

553 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered..

I wish Brennan's days were numbered. Not that I wish him any physical harm, but he needs to be investigated for treasonous activities.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (AllCR)

554 Ok, this was weird.

I was typing a response to someone on Twitter and when I typed the word 'Russia' a drop down box appeared with 'President Trump @POTUS' suggestion.

I shit you not! I took a pic of it with my phone.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (cF8AT)

555 Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit

Because he's down to writing out whatever crosses his fevered mind, like florescent light kills, and little people live in his toilet...he'll be wearing a white nutbag restraining harness by next week.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (32YRo)

556 More
OK, I'll bite. What is the Mueller report

----

"why would you ask, comrade?"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (9AcAx)

557 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)



Only 2030 days left for Orangemanbad in the White House...

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (B623R)

558 CNN is in full meltdown. Just trying to figure out ways to spin.

Posted by: Gman at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (C+cJo)

559 >>>541 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.
Posted by: steevy

snorf!

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (PbpT7)

560 Ohhh, I'm here for you, Tater!!!11!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Flaring Asshole at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (FTPVM)

561 Chuck Tard and his fucking wishcasts. People actually watch that Bitch?

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (flINI)

562 Yesterday: Mueller will save us!

Today: Mueller is a nazi!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (4ErVI)

563 Where's that Bulbous Abuela? Eating a Fucking box of Little Debbies?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (Y7Sl0)

564 Oops, make that 2130.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (B623R)

565 >>>Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit

He said that? When?

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

566 Can we get a report on how much this investigating into Manafort cost and was it the most expensive investigation in history?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (pUDQf)

567 511 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt.

Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)


Those need to be real. They will become the new MAGA hat KKK symbols for MAGA country modern-day lynchings.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (t6MX/)

568

The House began the process of impeachment of Nixon, and voted on the articles (charges) of impeachment and passed them.

Passing of the "articles" begins the full impeachment process. But Nixon said he would resign (and did) and that tabled the Impeachment.

Clinton was impeached. Andrew Johnson was impeached.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (kgAmS)

569 The 6pm radio news blurb just indicated that "there's not much" to the report apparently and its only a "summary" of the Special Counsel's decisions regarding who to indict and who not to indict.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (kI/3T)

570 Shouldn't be celebrating just yet.. I'm sure there are some nasty Orange man bad stuff in the report

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

571 mcKay Coppins looks a wee bit like an NPC meme took too much soy

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (9AcAx)

572 Hmmmmm.

I'm starting to think that maybe...just maybe...the Mueller investigation didn't have much substance to it.

Posted by: Seth Mandel, Cuck Detective at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (datdl)

573 eah, they know Barr can't release the full report by law. If you look at the letter the Democrat muppets sent to the AG demanding "full release" it actually very carefully restates the statute. Frauds.
Posted by: Marcus T

I hope WikiLeaks has it by Monday

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (25Dt7)

574 Hurrah Torpedo's Total Eclipse of the Heart might be more appropriate:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ

(well worth a watch/listen if you haven't seen it)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (nDOs4)

575 I shit you not! I took a pic of it with my phone.

Posted by: Tami

"Yes, we can see it, Tami, thanks" - the NSA

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (32YRo)

576 I'm laughing so hard at the liberals on TV I'm gonna puke. They all have that surprise anal look.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Y7Sl0)

577 John Brennan needs to be walled up, alive, in the border wall, where the sound of his eternally beating heart will terrify anyone wishing to storm the border.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (aCNZ6)

578 Ooooh! CNN now humping that "it can't be true, Trump never had to testify!"

And Pelosi and Schumer saying, "you can't give Trump a sneak peak!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (TN1P5)

579 nevermind, I found it!!

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1109096724369424385
WOW!!!

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

580 Today: Mueller sold out to the Russians.

Posted by: The Bullprep Boyz at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (datdl)

Mueller is Putin's puppet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (t6MX/)

581 McKay Coppins has the face of a cuck gay pedo. like he wants to molest the little boy but he actually prefers the watching

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (9AcAx)

582 And after he released the report, Mueller the Traitor went home to have his traditional bowl of Borscht and glass of Vodka, like all Russian officials do after a tough week at work.

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, but we repeat ourselves at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (sy5kK)

583 Krassenstein brothers need version 2.0 of their artwork of shirtless Mueller superhero male exotic dancer. Less GAINZZ. Wayyyy less Gainzz.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (786Ro)

584 Can we get a report on how much this investigating into Manafort cost and was it the most expensive investigation in history?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


It was supposedly $25 mil in Dec, so just tack a zero on the end for a safe estimate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Hk+Y0)

585 Yep, all college basketball all day and night since yesterday. The Mueller Report must be yuge and shit.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (tRLIC)

586 Mueller was "their guy". Now they're all like, oh this was only meant to be the "beginning".

*makes jerking motion with hand*

*eats more popcorn*
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (Y7Sl0)
++++++++
Pro tip: don't finish in your popcorn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (I2dne)

587 >>someone upthread parodied the MSM asking, "Who is Mueller and what is he reporting on?"

Well, guys...



Oh yeah, look at this, too:
@neal_katyal
5 RULES FOR WHEN NEWS ABOUT MUELLER REPORT COMES OUT

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (W+vEI)

588 Impeachment score for past 100 years. Dems 1 gop 0

Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (glJL/)

589 Hope it finishes the same way for Brennan that it did for Mussolini. Hanging from a rope.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Meathook

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (25Dt7)

590 553 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered..


Trump should have Amazon deliver a kayak to Brennan

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (nFwvY)

591

A lot of people my age and younger grew up believing Nixon started the Viet Nam War and was impeached.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (kgAmS)

592 Trump: The Master of Strategic Patience

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (sPJyv)

593 573
eah, they know Barr can't release the full report by law. If you look at
the letter the Democrat muppets sent to the AG demanding "full release"
it actually very carefully restates the statute. Frauds.

Posted by: Marcus T



I hope WikiLeaks has it by Monday

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (25Dt7)

Trump should leak it through his Russian friends, just like the DNC emails.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (t6MX/)

594 gee... lessee here... im a cerif-tiedmoreoon.. at least thats what i here around hear, and a long time lurker and longer time whiskey connoisseur...
I have a request for hizzonor Roberta Mule-her ...


Kindly advise your final resting place, so in the event you get to do the walk - thru the valley, ahead of me, I can fulfill my semi-lifelong dream of dropping off, in person, my personal respects.

PS PLEASE try for this decade; I want to take some friends along and im not sure how long they can hang!

Sincerely,
Larro




Posted by: larro at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (10GNe)

595 I'm DVR'ing CNN and MSNBC, strictly for the comedy value.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (sy5kK)

596 Mark1971

Don't know if that was sarc but I'm thinking declas on FICA crap then indictments begin opening.

They also might be thinking must replace RBG between DECLAS and indictments to make sure the court is constitutionally solid.

Would appreciate Mr Straw's take on all that.

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (NUb9I)

597 this won't effect the congressional dems or so. dist./ny attys. in the least as they continue their investigations to destroy trump and his family.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (Pg+x7)

598 Dont recall Nixon being impeached.
Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (glJL/)

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He wasn't, he resigned before they could. Facts and history are not Chuckles strong suit.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (ffYR/)

599 I love that the (D)s have already forgotten that the husband of their 2016 established the "f*ck you I'm staying" precedent re:impeachment, and Trump is at territorial silverback gorilla levels of alpha compared to that passive aggressive rapist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (nDOs4)

600 We're all numbered!!!

Posted by: The Days at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (PbpT7)

601 Mueller is a rock-ribbed Republican! Therefore he is guilty! And also unimpeachable! We'll decide later!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (Ndje9)

602 Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit
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Why, it's as though the guy is a hypocrite an liar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (xSo9G)

603 So I guess your prediction that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency was wrong, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (/tuJf)


You really want to bring up other people's predictions Mr. TwoWeeks?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (rnXGe)

604 Tater will have a bad weekend, and the nightmares will return. People who know him report he has one where a giant gravy boat floats over him, covering him in tasty goodness before burning his skin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (xzqr4)

605 597 this won't effect the congressional dems or so. dist./ny attys. in the least as they continue their investigations to destroy trump and his family.

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makes wanking motion...

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (9AcAx)

606 Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"



Oh, Jeff, look at the scoreboard, you puffed up pecker head.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (jp0Bv)

607 Which do you think had a better chance of leaking?


Trump going down big.

Trump exonerated.

Ya.

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (i7tmW)

608 NIXON WAS NEVER IMPEACHED

But Clinton was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (39g3+)

609 Oh I'm sure Mueller will give them a little "we suspect but find no evidence" or "while not criminal this is suspect behavior", crap.

Yeah, yeah. Go back to watching little boys at the pool or whatever the fuck you were doing when Democrats dusted you off.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (Y7Sl0)

610 all those old liberals hanging on to life to read the Mueller report can die now.

But they'll keep on voting.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

611 584
Can we get a report on how much this investigating into Manafort cost and was it the most expensive investigation in history?

Posted by: AlaBAMA



It was supposedly $25 mil in Dec, so just tack a zero on the end for a safe estimate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Hk+Y0)

That is some expensive butthurt salve.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (t6MX/)

612 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt. <<<<<
Oh man, I would pay some serious quatloos to see Trump walk out in that T-Shirt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (r+sAi)

613 The crying.



So much crying.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (H4ZHm)

614 Mueller? I've never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (Hk+Y0)

615 Over two years of fuching that goat and still have blue balls.


That's us!

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, but we repeat ourselves at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (sy5kK)

616 We're all numbered!!!
Posted by: The Days
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Three score and ten...

Posted by: Psalm 90 at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (xSo9G)

617 579 nevermind, I found it!!
https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1109096724369424385
WOW!!!

Amazing.

Just yesterday, he had his personal pet troll write an article trying to fuse Schlichter to the alt-right.

Today, he's taking Richard Spencer's position on anti-semitism in the DNC.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (datdl)

618 What amazes me is that the dems (commies) were actually hopeful we have a president who was/is colluding with Russia. Fools, each and every one of them.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (ZTJjv)

619 I'm laughing so hard at the liberals on TV I'm gonna puke. They all have that surprise anal look.

Posted by: Marcus T

Notice that when Bill Barr showed up immediately the DOJ/FBI leaks stopped, useless DOJ fat asses quit, and Dems began to hold their heads down and mumble...fancy that.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (32YRo)

620 Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"

Why? Has he read it?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (O2RFr)

621 I'm hearing the sad music that plays in the background when Bruce Banner walks down that lonely road in Bixby's old Hulk television series.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (D9v9b)

622 Ace this is part of Kristol's tweet:


"Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous""

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (jUVms)

623 Hurrah Torpedo's Total Eclipse of the Heart might be more appropriate:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ
(well worth a watch/listen if you haven't seen it)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (nDOs4)

Wow! That was nice and weird......

Are they wearing Russian track suits?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Z+IKu)

624 Right. It was that sarcastic joke and Don Jr's meeting at Trump Tower with the Russian honey pot that had the TDS sufferers thinking well Trump was TRYING to collude with Russia."

The most infuriating thing about the Meeting at Trump Tower is that anyone he's even spent 5 minutes looking into it knows that it was a setup by Fusion GPS to try and get Trump involved in something crooked (first failure, when it got delegated to Donny Jr. instead) and then, the whole thing fell apart and everyone walked out within 15 minutes, having done nothing at all. It is idiotic to even think there could have been any criminal liability to come out of such a pathetic flop.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)

625 610 all those old liberals hanging on to life to read the Mueller report can die now.

But they'll keep on voting.
Posted by: ace

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this is a nice counterpoint to what I saw from the horrible liberals celebrating old british folks who died since voting for Brexit

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (9AcAx)

626 Everyone kept praising the Meuller team for not leaking (which was silly, they did) but you know why there weren't more leaks?

They didn't have anything juicy to leak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)

627 610 all those old liberals hanging on to life to read the Mueller report can die now.

But they'll keep on voting.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (PbpT7)


So, light the candles for the RBG vigil?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (di1hb)

628 This is not the hill to gloat on, conservatives.

Posted by: Salem media hacks at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (786Ro)

629 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt.
Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)
++++++++++++
Trump got investigated by Robert Bueller and all I got was a bill for several million dollars.

Posted by: Taxpayers at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (I2dne)

630 I figure they love this song,



I'll be singing it all night now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (vEIlU)

631 Now CNN is all, "it's not the conclusions that's important--they're not classified. It's the details."

Unnghhh, unnnghh-- keep fucking that chicken

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (TN1P5)

632 Remember during GWB's tenure the Intelligence Community submitted a report on Iran's nuke program?

The body of the report said, "Yeah, they're doing it."

The summary said, "Nope, nothing to see here."

Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (ujbNH)

633 Right now Tater is chugging cups of gravy out of the local diners buffet

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Y7Sl0)

634 Are they wearing Russian track suits?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Z+IKu)


--

Collusion brand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (nDOs4)

635 Oh man, I would pay some serious quatloos to see Trump walk out in that T-Shirt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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I'm in...

*tosses a $100 bill on the table*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (xSo9G)

636 622 Ace this is part of Kristol's tweet:


"Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous""
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (jUVms

=====

It's certainly dangerous to Democrat's electoral chances.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (zZbCU)

637 Where's that fucknut Rainmando?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Hk+Y0)

638 620 Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"

Why? Has he read it?
Posted by: It's me donna

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lol. well we know that trump doesn't actually reads the things he signs, like the latest budget that lets local democrats override his state of emergencys

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (9AcAx)

639 A 70 year old man is in prison. For stuff he did many years ago.


Of course it was worth it.

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, spinning our asses off at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

640 Am I President yet?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (7f8TF)

641 Are they wearing Russian track suits?

"Adidas, comrade. Only the best for my boys"
--Russian mob boss

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

642 NAILED IT: The accurately-screennamed Soothsayer prophecizes the future:

Here's the spin:
It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important


yep. That is what I already heard today. That they didn't find the proof.

"We just need to keep on digging."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (vEIlU)

643 The Bullprep should go full throttle and be the first to proclaim 'Republican's pounce' on the dossier's lack of...anything.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (datdl)

644 Someone else go to twitter and type in the word Russia like you're sending a tweet. Tell me if you get 'President Trump@POTUS' appear as you type the word Russia.

I've done it about 5 times and it happens every time.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

645 I imagine Trump in the WH now, sitting back, big shit-eating grin on his face, smacks Melania on the ass, then flips on the Gorilla Channel.


You've earned it, Mr. President.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (t6MX/)

646 >>Would appreciate Mr Straw's take on all that.

Just a guess but I would think the first thing that would happen is Horowitz surfacing with his report. FISA abuse has always been at the core of this scandal and exposing what happened there might be a great place to kick this off.

Some of those documents might be important for prosecutions so they might not come out immediately.

As much as we are all plugged into this most of the country either has no idea or thinks that Trump was Putin's side piece. There is a lot of counter narrative that has to be laid out to bring the public along.

But I have no idea how Barr is going to play this, I'm just pretty confident we will see some indictments of the real criminals.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

647 WOMP WOMP

First!!! (with sad trombone )

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (786Ro)

648
The body of the report said, "Yeah, they're doing it."

The summary said, "Nope, nothing to see here."
--------

You may be thinking of Comey's investigation of Hillary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (xSo9G)

649 My boner is so hard right now, it's been condemned to death row.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (LuPts)

650 Well...if the Mueller report is a collusion and obstruction dud, I assume that at every future press conference, Acosta and Company will resort to asking PDT if he's stopped beating his wife and screwing his daughter.


Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (AMIL/)

651 It hilarious watching them trying to find something to put their dick in and keep this going. They need a handoff to more investigation

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (Y7Sl0)

652 Authentic Adibas track suit! Best deal in town, blyat!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

653 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (rnXGe)
*******
AWWWW Did someone mess his Underoos ?

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (BqBId)

654
Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"

Thanks Captain Obvious

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (TAmPV)

655 So I guess your prediction that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency was wrong, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

You really want to bring up other people's predictions Mr. TwoWeeks?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (rnXGe)

-----------------------------

I don't recall Jack ever getting date specific.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (ffYR/)

656 That's true!

Posted by: Hot Girl Doing Weird Things With Her Arms In Those Angelic Initiative Videos on Youtube at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (y87jW)

657 Sumthin tells me this Tater fella never completed a 5 day fast.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (nzKWW)

658 > "Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)

>> "Catherine Herridge just about choked when he asked her about it.

Well let's see now, if Mueller isn't recommending any indictments, then I wonder whose names are on those indictments.

Herridge, who is a very good reporter, knows more than she can say on air.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (hLcxo)

659 I imagine Trump in the WH now, sitting back, big shit-eating grin on his face, smacks Melania on the ass, then flips on the Gorilla Channel.


You've earned it, Mr. President.
Posted by: flounder
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Ice cream, two scoops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (xSo9G)

660 650 Well...if the Mueller report is a collusion and obstruction dud, I assume that at every future press conference, Acosta and Company will resort to asking PDT if he's stopped beating his wife and screwing his daughter.


Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (AMIL

======

"Wait...presidents ARE allowed to fire appointees? WTF."
-Andrew Johnson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (zZbCU)

661 Sumthin tells me this Tater fella never completed a 5 day fast.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (nzKWW)


Something tells me five hours would be a stretch.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (OMsf+)

662 My dick is so hard it just hung a shelf.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (Y7Sl0)

663 589 Hope it finishes the same way for Brennan that it did for Mussolini. Hanging from a rope.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Meathook
Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (25Dt7)



Oh, you're correct. Even better.

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, spinning our asses off at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

664 >>You really want to bring up other people's predictions Mr. TwoWeeks?

Seeing as how I never said anything about two weeks, you bet.

Dummy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

665 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

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what is a sealed indictment

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (9AcAx)

666 The Grassy Knoll!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (7f8TF)

667 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (FhXTo)

668 So I guess your prediction that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency was wrong, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw
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Yeah, but I'm on it now.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (CDGwz)

669 Ok everyone. You know what to do...

Posted by: Warner Wolf at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (flINI)

670 I do wish Trump would tweet the following:


Hey Hillary. Remember that thing you said about 'If I'm elected We'll All Hang'??


Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Go Get Ya Shine Box

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (pUDQf)

671 I think that it lasted so long because some people on the project needed this length of time for retirement.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (hXXf7)

672 My dick is so hard it just hung a shelf.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (Y7Sl0)
*********
ROFLMMFAO

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)

673 Mollie is TREMENDOUS tonight, and the slimy Rueters guy keeps trying to spin. Scumbag.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (Z216Q)

674 We need to investigate trumps businesses! thats where he hid Putins bribe!

Posted by: Libtards Galor at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (0rsWa)

675 There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.
Posted by: DaveA
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Nut spats.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (CDGwz)

676 Sumthin tells me this Tater fella never completed a 5 day fast.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (nzKWW)


--

Au contraire.

Time flies when you're having funyons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (nDOs4)

677 667 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.
Posted by: DaveA

and googly eyes

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (d7Ww2)

678 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.
----
There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.




Well, it *does* only have one eye.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (OMsf+)

679 Which really should be an ad campaign.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (nDOs4)

680 Wheres Trumps college transcripts?! Tell me that!!!

Posted by: Libtards Galor at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (0rsWa)

681 What a shame Trump wouldn't be pressured into testifying about... something... they could have at least found a typo in the transcript and nailed him for lying to investigators.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (B623R)

682 It's oddly entertaining watching the entire media have a psychotic episode.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Y7Sl0)

683 665 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.
----
what is a sealed indictment

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM

some bullshit we've been talking about for about 18 months that never turns out to be anything much at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

684 681 What a shame Trump wouldn't be pressured into testifying about... something... they could have at least found a typo in the transcript and nailed him for lying to investigators.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (B623R)

=====

If I remember correctly, he did respond to some questions in writing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (zZbCU)

685 Mark Meadows @RepMarkMeadows
10m
The Mueller report delivery suggests no more indictments are coming from the Special Counsel. If that's true, it would mean we just completed 2 years of investigating 'Russian collusion' without ONE collusion related indictment. Not even one.

Why? Because there was no collusion

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (BqBId)

686 There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.
Posted by: DaveA



steevy's weiner is Mr. Peanut.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NLLmE)

687 well, at least the DNC didn't overreach and spread their credibility thin on this stuff so they can maintain some collegiality with their GOP colleagues.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (9AcAx)

688 Well...if the Mueller report is a collusion and obstruction dud, I assume that at every future press conference, Acosta and Company will resort to asking PDT if he's stopped beating his wife and screwing his daughter.


Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (AMIL)
+++++++++
No, and no.

Posted by: Press men "interpreting" presidential comments for the public at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (I2dne)

689 Wait wut? There's no news about what's in the Mueller Report?

Okay, okay, who do I gotta blow to break some news today.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (DuAZ5)

690 Now Adam Schiff is all, "well this report is just the criminal conduct. But we need to see the counterintelligence parts."

And now he's going on about the Moscow hotel project

And they're making a setup about ,"if the DOJ withholds anything, we're going to demand it!"

There you go, the next stage: They must be hiding something but we can't tell you what

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (TN1P5)

691 Hi guys whatcha talking about?

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

692 @ggreenwald

The Mueller investigation is complete and this is a simple fact that will never go away: not one single American was charged, indicted or convicted for conspiring with Russia to influence the 2016 election - not even a low-level volunteer. The number is zero.

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (i7tmW)

693 Well, mine is so hard it's doing calculus and P-90X at the same time!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (7f8TF)

694 Catherine Herridge uses a duck quack for her phone ringtone. I love that woman.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Z216Q)

695 Geez, we're tired. All this closing in on Trump, moving back, closing in on Trump, moving back. It's hard for us to move, you know. Effing dems. Leave us alone already!

Posted by: The Walls, fed up to HERE at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (zmIJL)

696 Has anyone said and so it begins yet?

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)

697 Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"

This is a guy saying he's sad the coup failed. All of them are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (vEIlU)

698 683 665 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.
----
what is a sealed indictment

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM

some bullshit we've been talking about for about 18 months that never turns out to be anything much at all.

---------------------

riught, as if the Mueller Office of PR and Leaks would've kept a seal on anything if they could

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (9AcAx)

699 Uh, what about the tax returns huh? Liberal frontal cortex about to implode.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (vzk+c)

700 Schiff is spinning like a top. What an asshole.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

701 On the 16th of May, 1988, Donald Trump ate a Cobb Salad with Russian Dressing. He told the waiter that the salad was " a fantastic salad, very good and tasted good."

Posted by: Page 267, paragraph 7 of THE MUELLER REPORT at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (LPDe8)

702 The ultimate troll would be if Trump came out in a t-shirt next week with Putin's picture on it that said "I'm with him."

Liberals minds blown...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (32YRo)

703 @JonahNRO
1h1 hour ago
More
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

704 Well, it *does* only have one eye. <<<<

Its more of a mouth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

705 Mark Meadows @RepMarkMeadows

10m

The Mueller report delivery suggests no more indictments are coming
from the Special Counsel. If that's true, it would mean we just
completed 2 years of investigating 'Russian collusion' without ONE
collusion related indictment. Not even one.


--

Only if you don't count Obama, Hillary, McCain, Feinstein, Comey, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (nDOs4)

706 has anyone's woke 8 year old been available for comment?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (9AcAx)

707 Brie Larsen has more ass than Mueller's got Russian collusion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (t6MX/)

708
Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (jUVms)







Because Kristol is a lying sack of shit?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (eXA4G)

709 Wheres Trumps college transcripts?! Tell me that!!!
Posted by: Libtards Galor



They are right next to Obama's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (5UfE7)

710 691
Hi guys whatcha talking about?

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

trumps going down! in #twoweeks

Posted by: Libtards Galor at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (0rsWa)

711 Here comes the Democrat talking points. Chris Wallace is flapping his pie hole.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (Z216Q)

712 Chris Wallace is an asshole.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)

713 Is it Hillary's turn now? Because I found some collusion with the Russians.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (pUDQf)

714 667
My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.


Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (FhXTo)


And tap-dancing.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (ujbNH)

715 Hi guys whatcha talking about?
Posted by: freaked



Our National Nothingburger is finally over.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)

716 The gnashing of teeth and rending of clothes that went on after Hillary screwed the pooch is about to be epically surpassed.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (vzk+c)

717 >>what is a sealed indictment

Pretty much exactly what they sound like. An indictment that has not been announced.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

718 Wallace is now defending process crimes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)

719 704 Well, it *does* only have one eye.

Its more of a mouth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

--------------------


more like a nostril. have you seen the stuff that comes out?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)

720 707 Brie Larsen has more ass than Mueller's got Russian collusion.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (t6MX/)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BRIE LARSON DOESN'T HAVE A DISCERNIBLE ASS IN ANY MEANINGFUL SENSE!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

721 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.

----

um...no. It's just that even his most idiotic, biased attorneys could no longer justify this charade.

Mueller still needs to answer for his actions.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (9AcAx)

722 @RyanLizza

*whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY


It's not thought, it's blind faith.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

723 Muellers report landed on the Hudson river with Scully @ the helm...the papers were strewn all over the choppy waters...such a shame....photocopies eaten by
Gov dogs..and now to the weather report.....

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (5IHGB)

724 Mueller is a f'ing slime ball whether he clears Trump or not. Plenty of evidence what evil he has done in his career.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (r+sAi)

725 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (1XAal)

726 Poor Cher.

Someone should defintely lock up her liquor cabinet and take away her phone for the weekend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (pUDQf)

727 what is a sealed indictment



Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM


An invitation to a CNN exclusive.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (t6MX/)

728 Mollie is TREMENDOUS tonight, and the slimy Rueters guy keeps trying to spin. Scumbag.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (Z216Q)


She always is and she is 1 up against 4, especially Brett. His side eyes to the fake conservative on the panel is always getting his glances when she talks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (vEIlU)

729 It's gonna be a short term in office for Trump!

Posted by: Bil| \/\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (yOf5u)

730 Mueller is a douche. Period. That doesn't change. Look at the way he ran that investigation with Hillary supporters who leaked every chance they got. He has zero integrity, there wa simply no room for fraud and politics on this one. None. There was not a single thing he could hand that giant forehead on. Plus he's not dumb. He knew democrats were trying to make him the dupe for their op.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (Y7Sl0)

731 Well, mine is so hard it's doing calculus and P-90X at the same time!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
-----------

Non-linear differential equations. It's amazing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (CDGwz)

732 Chris Wallace is an asshole.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)
******
You just figured this out today?

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (BqBId)

733 711 Here comes the Democrat talking points. Chris Wallace is flapping his pie hole.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (Z216Q)

712 Chris Wallace is an asshole.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)


A two-fer!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

734 724 Mueller is a f'ing slime ball whether he clears Trump or not. Plenty of evidence what evil he has done in his career.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (r+sAi

======

I'll take Whitey Bulger and the FBI for $200, Alex.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (zZbCU)

735 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.


Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (FhXTo)


And tap-dancing.
Posted by: davidt


Why does everyone always forget the spats??

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (5UfE7)

736 What a shame Trump wouldn't be pressured into testifying about... something... they could have at least found a typo in the transcript and nailed him for lying to investigators.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (B623R)

=====

If I remember correctly, he did respond to some questions in writing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (zZbCU)

----------------------------

There was talk about this. I don't think Giuliani ever let him do this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (ffYR/)

737 Thanks Jack.
Yep, forgot about Horowitz not releasing everything yet.
Couldn't due to ongoing investigations?

First release was just the bread sticks.
Main course might just be very tasty.

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (NUb9I)

738 Senator! This committee owes an apology!

This committee owes an apology. Apology, Senator!

Posted by: Tom Hagen at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Z+IKu)

739 719 704 Well, it *does* only have one eye.

Its more of a mouth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

--------------------


more like a nostril. have you seen the stuff that comes out?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)


Have you? Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (pUDQf)

740 Jonah Goldberg's a sperg. Mueller can both be a dirty cop and one incapable of getting his man despite being dirty.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (D9v9b)

741 @JonahNRO
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++++
As all of the things that Mueller has been covering up for the Clinton and Obama machines come out for people who haven't been watching this like a hawk to see, I expect to see Jonah acknowledge that Mueller gave it his all but, after satisfying his primary goal of trying to cleanse Obama's DOJ and intelligence agencies while sowing baseless innuendo about the President and attacking anyone who was allied with it, ultimately couldn't manufacture enough pressure and evidence to remove the President.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (I2dne)

742 Plus he's not dumb. He knew democrats were trying to make him the dupe for their op.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (Y7Sl0)

That, and Trump curse. Trump hits back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)

743 10s of millions spent on process crimes

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (BbGew)

744 so Brian From New Orleans got caught in a flood down their or something ??

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (BqBId)

745

Oh no no no, Mueller is a dirty piece of shit.

If Mueller was stand up, his investigation would've been over in a week.

If Mueller was straight, Flynn and Manafort and Stone (and not Podesta) would not be facing criminal charges today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (kgAmS)

746 And you know what- fuck Brett Baier. He's a lib and along with his Muslim producer got Judge Jeanine suspended and maybe off the air. Douche.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (Y7Sl0)

747 And tap-dancing."

Putti'n on the Ritz...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (6qErC)

748
@JonahNRO
1h1 hour ago More

So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity

No, it means he is an incompetent dirty cop.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (TAmPV)

749 have you seen the stuff that comes out? <<<<<

Nah, it goes in the sock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (r+sAi)

750 742
That, and Trump curse. Trump hits back.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)

======

"Wait...that's allowed?!"
-W.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (zZbCU)

751 Mueller is a f'ing slime ball whether he clears Trump or not. Plenty of evidence what evil he has done in his career.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Oh he's a scumbag. He found nothing because there WAS nothing, not because he has integrity.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (NLLmE)

752 Mueller is still a terrible person and a POS.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (tRLIC)

753
And tap-dancing.
Posted by: davidt
----------

Spats...and a cane.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (CDGwz)

754 >>>She always is and she is 1 up against 4, especially Brett. His side eyes to the fake conservative on the panel is always getting his glances when she talks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

you are perceptive and correct.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)

755 DESPIRATION


@rkylesmith

So no indictments, no sealed indictments, the fork in this thing has been stuck.


@allahpundit

Well, almost. Conceivably Mueller declined to indict Trump only because DOJ policy prevents indictments of sitting presidents. We'll see if there's anything in the report about that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (Hk+Y0)

756

Releasing it so far from the election (just at the beginning of the campaigning for the dems), versus stretching it to the elections what they originally wanted.

Thanks to John Solomon, Sarah Carter, Judicial Watch, Nunes, etc they stopped this from going to the elections. They had too much proof against it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vEIlU)

757 The walls closing in
to the sound of Mueller
with shelves that were hung
with a thousand tears

Posted by: The Sound of Mueller at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (zmIJL)

758 Oh thank goodness, the voice of Wisdom and Reason, Juan Williams...



ooof

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (jp0Bv)

759 But there could still be a pony somewhere in this giant pile of shit, right? Right, Juan? Tell me I'm right.

Posted by: Bret Baier at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (DuAZ5)

760 756

Releasing it so far from the election (just at the beginning of the campaigning for the dems), versus stretching it to the elections what they originally wanted.

Thanks to John Solomon, Sarah Carter, Judicial Watch, Nunes, etc they stopped this from going to the elections. They had too much proof against it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vEIlU

======

Through 2018, though. Dems have the House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (zZbCU)

761 She always is and she is 1 up against 4, especially Brett. His side eyes to the fake conservative on the panel is always getting his glances when she talks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

you are perceptive and correct.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)


well, 3 to 1 (but there are always those off camera also snickering)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (vEIlU)

762 On the 5th of February, 1992, Donald Trump presented a bottle Stolichnaya vodka to his doorman, Buddy Johnson, for excellent service at his apartment building.

Mr. Trump said "Take this bottle to your beautiful home and share it with your lovely wife, Emma" when he gave the vodka to Mr. Johnson.

Posted by: Page 442, paragraph 3of THE MUELLER REPORT at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (LPDe8)

763 Congrats Jonah. Your addled brain just came up with something my 80 year old dad said two weeks ago.

So insightful.

Jello-tard

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (pUDQf)

764 What is more disappointing? Mueller's report or Brie Larson's ass?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (7f8TF)

765 Mueller is still a terrible person and a POS.
Posted by: literally serious
---------

It's much worse than that. He is a collaborator with seditionists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (CDGwz)

766 703 @JonahNRO
1h1 hour ago
More
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

He can be a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter and still come up with bupkis.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

767 SWATTING
Concordia prosecutions
No basis for investigation
conflicts of interest and bias
folks who were implicated in signing the FISA warrants involved in the investigation
Targeting cohen to break attorney-client privilege
making up campaign finance laws
did they use the logan act?
did they change flynn's 302?
Manafort had told the FBI about his Ukraine business and was told "ok"

not ok for mueller.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (9AcAx)

768 Lulz, now Toobin is carrying Schiff's water:

Oh no, the Mueller Russian collusion investigation was never about the Russian collusion-- it was just investigating criminal matters, see?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (TN1P5)

769 >>@RyanLizza

*whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY
- - -

Thought it was that you can't prosecute a sitting presidendtdent, that's what impeachment was for?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (W+vEI)

770 What is more disappointing? Mueller's report or Brie Larson's ass?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (7f8TF)
++++++++++++
Undefined. Requires dividing by zero in either direction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (I2dne)

771 They f'd around on this fake shit for two years while running out the clock on Hillary's crimes. They, including the GOP, thought HRC was going to be president. This was never supposed to happen.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

772 Christ the poor bastard is on food stamps now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Lawyer Lawyer 5 minute clocks on FIRE...sure they will find some useless shit for the fucker to do...clipping the lawn around heros and blowing hobos between poop removals...TRUE JUSTICE please.........

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (5IHGB)

773


@JonahNRO

1h1 hour ago More



So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of
folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to
suddenly discover Mueller's integrity


Ha, no, fatboy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

774 Juan Williams


"But FLYNN! and MANAFORT! and THOSE INDICTED RUSSIANS!"





juan, give it a rest. parrot imitations don't look good for you.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

775 Retail price MAGA hats just increased 20%

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (H4ZHm)

776 @JonahNRO
1h1 hour ago More

"So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity"

What a sad sack projectionist - Mueller was always a prosecutor that ran a bad card game, but watch never-trumpers trash him now after praising his pure a white driven snow integrity.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (32YRo)

777 Meuller is no hero and a person can say he's shady without disparaging the report. He did some shady shit not the least of which are indictments that have nothing to do with Russian collusion. That's bullshit work. I think he's the most frustrated that no Russian collusion could be found or even reliably trumped up.No pun intended.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (jUVms)

778 >>So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (W+vEI)

779
Let's see, did Mueller release a Brie Report, or does Brie have Mueller Report ass?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (f1Vqw)

780 NXIVM sex slave cult, Weiner, Huma, and the Clinton's are in Mew York

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (tRLIC)

781 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.

Did Mueller look at the stuff and say, "this is bullshit" and close up shop after a week? That would be integrity. Well, not so much integrity as the absolute minimum you would expect.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (lK7fO)

782 The Mueller Report?
What's that about, testing fire hydrants?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

783 Through 2018, though. Dems have the House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (zZbCU)


I know, sadly. But I want to see that reverse next year. Burn them for what they did. People need to really wake up. Usually it takes the typical electorate time to absorb stuff. Let's hope from now until the elections they start to understand.

Only Trump can make that happen. He needs to keep speaking like he did at the SOTU.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (vEIlU)

784 JonahNRO
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (XROPS)

785 I'm at a Metro station. Please tell what pearls of wisdom Juan Williams is imparting upon us lowly knaves?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (7f8TF)

786 *whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY


---

Where Trump has been doing business and getting annual audits for what, 30 years?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:28 PM (nDOs4)

787 Has Trump resigned yet???

hic


When doos I gets to be madam precioussssssss?

Preccccciiiiooouuusss!

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:28 PM (pUDQf)

788 Well, almost. Conceivably Mueller declined to indict Trump only because DOJ policy prevents indictments of sitting presidents. We'll see if there's anything in the report about that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (Hk+Y0)



There's always New York!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:28 PM (vEIlU)

789 696 Has anyone said and so it begins yet?
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (ZfRYq

----

Well, damn, you said it better than I did.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:28 PM (jUVms)

790 I think Schiff gets paid really well to make up crap wholecloth so CNN can report on it and get viewers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (39g3+)

791 Just a couple of days ago there we articles about leftys idolizing Muelly. One lady even named her puppy after him.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (UdKB7)

792 Time to put this thing to sleep. Resonations All Around!

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (LuPts)

793 oops. Meant to say that the truth is that Mueller is dirty deep state guy and would testify through tears that he just couldn't find anything.

Stating the truth after fighting so hard against it does not give Mueller integrity.

Wise up, Bret.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (XROPS)

794
Mr. Trump said "Take this bottle to your beautiful home and share it with your lovely wife, Emma" when he gave the vodka to Mr. Johnson.
---------

It's code. We know it's code...but we have not been able to decypher it yet. We've had 75% of the CIA's computing resources working on it for two years, but no luck. It remains our top priority.

Posted by: John Brennan residue at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (xSo9G)

795 posted by: The Walls, fed up to HERE at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (zmIJL)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (AllCR)

796 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.

He has no integrity, if he did he woudn't have taken the job to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (39g3+)

797 Research: Google Search Bias Flipped Seats for Democrats in Midterms breitbart

I heard Tucker, exasperated that this will happen again in 2020 unless Trump acts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (vEIlU)

798 783
Only Trump can make that happen. He needs to keep speaking like he did at the SOTU.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (vEIlU)

=====

Dude is gonna pimp this shit for the rest of his life.

Every rally, debate, interview, and tweet will talk about how Mueller found nothing and democrats are obsessed with a discredited witch hunt.

And, as JackStraw predicts, the hammer will start to fall in the other side.

2019 and 2020 are going to be interesting times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (zZbCU)

799 PDT has wisely chosen to say nothing about this yet on twatter, or anywhere else. His office only said they haven't seen the report.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (ffYR/)

800 Boner

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (4H+3S)

801 My advise for PDT: ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
TORA TORA TORA

well at least that is what I would do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (oOwhS)

802 Shorting 'Peach Fo Fi' in 3, 2, 1, Done.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (Lg/Uq)

803 Remember when Mueller indicted some non-existent russian companies? heh. good job dumbass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

804 So now it's, "Mueller didn't investigate something, something, mumble, mumble--and that's the real story!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (TN1P5)

805 Advice for Mueller: Learn To Code

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (786Ro)

806 sorry Walls fed up to here. That was very funny; Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (AllCR)

807 It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas...

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (ujbNH)

808 >>Meuller is no hero and a person can say he's shady without disparaging the report. He did some shady shit not the least of which are indictments that have nothing to do with Russian collusion. That's bullshit work. I think he's the most frustrated that no Russian collusion could be found or even reliably trumped up.No pun intended.


You should go back and read the clarifying scope letter that Rosenstein gave to Mueller. A good part of it was redacted but what was not was authorization to investigate Manafort for FARA violations having to do with his work for Yanukovych, the former pro-Putin president of Ukraine. Manafort is a bad dude.

I really think Ukraine is where this is all headed.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (/tuJf)

809 Adam Schiff see things are just getting started.

Tick...tick...tick...

Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:31 PM (yOf5u)

810 I want reparations for the return of my tax money that paid for this fishing trip.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:31 PM (vzk+c)

811 805 Advice for Mueller: Learn To Code
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (786Ro

=====

He'll be partner in some giant law firm by Monday, making seven figures.

He'll be fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:31 PM (zZbCU)

812 for FARA violations having to do with his work for Yanukovych, the former pro-Putin president of Ukraine. Manafort is a bad dude.

I really think Ukraine is where this is all headed.

-------

and yet...ukraine is not russia

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (9AcAx)

813 Liberal scrunt on Mueller Report: "Is that it?"

NeverTrumper: "That's what she said to me when her boyfriend let her up."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (TnkfX)

814 Well, once, I said "Take this beautiful wife to my home and drink Stolicshhhnaya with my husband."

So there.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (7f8TF)

815 bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too
Posted by: ace

She should have said that a 70 year old Roger Stone who was swat teamed at O dark thirty might disagree with Jonah...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (32YRo)

816 >>So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.



Mueller's failure at nailing Trump =/= not dirty

Hell, the way he protected Whitey Bulger and Jeffrey Epstein tells me he's dirty; his SC investigation results doesn't change that.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (W+vEI)

817 Let's hope all this bullshit does lead to jail time for
Obama's DOJ.

Because they actually broke the fucking law.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (pUDQf)

818 I'm putting a lot of stuff in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

819 I really think Ukraine is where this is all headed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (/tuJf)
++++++++++
You mean that place where many power-hungry groups descended during their unrest? Including Clinton, Obama, Podesta and Manafort (well before Trump) people? That place?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (I2dne)

820 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.

Nah, it means he was protecting his own reputation because this was such a farce. This was just a time killing assignment so that the Dems could win the House and to protect Hillary, Obama, Holder, Rice, Jarrett, the lot of them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (vEIlU)

821 And they're intoning pregnant with conspiracy about how Trump has a larger than usual legal team with him this weekend

And they're all, this is just the first stage, it always was

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (TN1P5)

822 My Koch is so hard it is doing life in San Quentin

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)

823 and yet...ukraine is not russia

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM



** der fist bump **

Posted by: Zombie Heinz Guderian at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (786Ro)

824 The crime in the mueller investigation is that it happened at all

Banana republic shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (oOwhS)

825 She should have said that a 70 year old Roger Stone who was swat teamed at O dark thirty might disagree with Jonah...
Posted by: Boswell



Yup. Despicable.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (NLLmE)

826 the destructiveness of all this is incalculable. along with obama's weaponization of the federal government it's due to the pathological vindictiveness of hillary clinton.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Pg+x7)

827 @JonahNRO

1h1 hour ago More

So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of
folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to
suddenly discover Mueller's integrity



Nope.

He was a dirty cop trying to hold out and see if the Dims won both the House and the Senate so that impeachment was a done deal,

and he could get a piece of the action. IMHO.

Bu-u-u-u-ut, that didn't play out and the Senate could investigate him and his questionable actions with regards to the phony dossier. And Trump could sick Barr on him and the Dims.

Lots of dirt there IMHO.

Now, he wants to keep his pension and try to salvage his reputation.

Trump fought and he didn't fold like any other Republican pol would've.

I wonder if there's a lesson to be learned here?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)

828 MUELLER RAIDED TRUMP'S LAWYER, GOT ALL HIS FILES AND CORRESPONDENCE, AND STILL GOT BUPKIS.

Fuck you, Mueller.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

829 784 JonahNRO
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: LASue
__________

Mueller can be right this time without in any manner redeeming himself for being a useless, vindictive, out-of-control prosecutor and FBI hack prior to his appointment as special counsel.

I damned sure won't be praising him for doing his job just because it might be the first time he's done so in a long time.

Posted by: Furious George at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (9vQJW)

830 At least Shep doesn't have to worry about being front page Rapey News all weekend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (pUDQf)

831 Reparations for Orange Man Supporters! NOW!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi)

832 > "Adam Schiff [says] things are just getting started."

They are just getting started ... but not in the way he imagines.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (hLcxo)

833 811 805 Advice for Mueller: Learn To Code
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (786Ro

=====

He'll be partner in some giant law firm by Monday, making seven figures.

He'll be fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:31 PM (zZbCU)


Perkins, Coie.

the Democrat law firm, by and for Democrats.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

834 Juan just said that there weren't any leaks out,of Miller's office. Lol get fucked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (gC2IV)

835 Sammon the Never-Trumper runs that Fox circus. It's the video version of Mitch's Senate charade--keep just enough real conservatives around to maintain the Potemkin facade.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Ndje9)

836 As I have been saying from the very beginning of this "investigation", it is not about collusion, it is not about obstruction, it is not about illegal campaign contributions, it is about .... whatever. The guy is just so déclassé I can't take it anymore. Here's a dog video.

Posted by: Jonah "Schiff" Goldberg at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (pYQR/)

837 And the only way that happens is if dozens of people are indicted and go to PMITAFP up to and including the Kenyan Dog Eater.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (qxq6t)
+++++++++
I want to see a *lot* of orange jumpsuits. I remain cynical on that front.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (I2dne)

838 >>You mean that place where many power-hungry groups descended during their unrest? Including Clinton, Obama, Podesta and Manafort (well before Trump) people? That place?

That would be the place.

And don't forget Joey Choo Choo and his idiot son.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (/tuJf)

839 No one in these parts is going to suddenly discover integrity in Uncle Bob the Executioner. Jonah really has grown a paper asshole in the past five years.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Jj+59)

840 The destruction of the earth I've prophesized for three years has been delayed; "we'll see" if my prophecy comes true in the unfolding days.

allahpundit.


what a dipshit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (d7Ww2)

841
juan, give it a rest. parrot imitations don't look good for you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
--------

Look, give a bro a break, this is the only way I know to get back on the plantation.

I'm feeling really insecure since Brazile showed up here.

Posted by: Juan Williams at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (CDGwz)

842 I really think Ukraine is where this is all headed.

Posted by: JackStraw

Some hands are going to forced here...there's a lot going on under the surface and Manafort was the first, most easiest to get...but I think others will follow.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (32YRo)

843 Mueller found nothing because he wasn't investigating the people behind the Russian collusion, he was investigating Donald Trump.

"He found nothing!" is the wrong emphasis, I feel. He refused to look at the case and the fraudsters behind it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (nIvDu)

844 Someone ask Ken Starr what he thinks of it since Meuller has pulled an Emily Litella.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t82DG)

845 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of
folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to
suddenly discover Mueller's integrity


Nope.

He was a dirty cop trying to hold out and see if the Dims won both the House and the Senate so that impeachment was a done deal,

I wonder if there's a lesson to be learned here?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)


ah, it was Jonah that said that, figures

I guess Jonah doesn't remember that Mueller was in the thick of the dirty business from years back. He was also protecting himself.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (vEIlU)

846 You will submit. #Resistance is futile.

Posted by: The NT Borg at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (Dh1wo)

847 That would be the place.

And don't forget Joey Choo Choo and his idiot son.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (/tuJf)
++++++++++
Yeah. Must be nice being the son of a paste eater who can get you major corporate board positions by currying favor with warring factions. So close to blood money that the distinction may be irrelevant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (I2dne)

848 Adam Schitt for brains must realize that Mueller just pissed on his campfire.

Anything that asshole does now just looks like a political witch-hunt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (pUDQf)

849 Captain Cuckrageous hardest hit

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (t82DG)

850 Crossing fingers and toes but we might just get to see some of those indictments we've been longing for in the future.

I know everyone wanted them fast, as did I, but doing these things so right that there's no getting out of em takes time against a deeply entrenched machine.

Now where else have I seen that Tick Tock Alabama?

Lynch
Holder
Brennan
Clapper
Schiff
Barky
Schrillary

And the bits will keep on coming.
And let us not forget the Ex Order on freezing assets of human traffickers.

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (NUb9I)

851
Nah, it means he was protecting his own reputation because this was such a farce. This was just a time killing assignment so that the Dems could win the House and to protect Hillary, Obama, Holder, Rice, Jarrett, the lot of them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (vEIlU)


You nailed it.

The crazy from the Demos and their press tools is just beginning.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (sy5kK)

852 Trump fought and he didn't fold like any other Republican pol would've.



I wonder if there's a lesson to be learned here?



Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)


There sure is.

ORANGEMANBAD.

Posted by: Bill Kuckstol at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (B623R)

853 I'm putting a lot of stuff in the sidebar

*checks Urban Dictionary*

Posted by: spindrift at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (C8jyG)

854 And now they're all, "if this report doesn't address the conspiracy that I believe without any evidence, well it's a fraud"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (TN1P5)

855 Perkins, Coie.

the Democrat law firm, by and for Democrats.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

Also, Greg Craig's office at Skadden is available.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (XROPS)

856 Offer to work with the dems for the good of America..they will refuse and spit on PDTs hand..THEN ATACK AND BURY THEM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (oOwhS)

857 Noooooooooood!

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (UdKB7)

858 I think I'm going to get to "pounce." I better stretch out a bit. I'd hate to pull something while "pouncing." Maybe a few practice runs.

Posted by: Orson at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (BFPlA)

859
I'm putting a lot of stuff in the sidebar

--

(moves over to the other side of the site)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (nDOs4)

860 696 Has anyone said and so it begins yet?
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)


And so-- HEY!

Posted by: The guy who always says and so it begins at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

861

Schumer's giving Barr his marching orders. What he can and cannot do.

I hate that guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (vEIlU)

862 Whatever the report says, dogs will always piss on Muellers.

https://tinyurl.com/y2o67y72

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

863 urine samples from the beds inthe Russian hotel tracked back to .........two female FBI agents.

Trump is guilty!
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (TCnOB)



I might be thick headed, but I never understood the urine on the bed claim. Maybe urinating on a bed before Obama slept in it ( but even that makes no sense) but after makes no sense. It was such a ludicrous claim that I felt only a total idiot would find it plausible. How anybody paid money for that was bizarre.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (lonOK)

864 Uh, nood y'all...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (UUBmN)

865 And Schumer is in front of a mic, he's going on about how Congress should get the whole report and the classified parts, Trump shouldn't get a sneak peak, etc.

Lol!

You're watching s new conspiracy being born

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (TN1P5)

866 I have doubts no matter what Mueller do es Shit for brains will care because he is a true believer and won't stop.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (BbGew)

867 (810) We'll print that right up! Careful 'till the ink dries.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (RuIsu)

868

Schumer is hilarious.

He wants the full report to be made public.

So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (vEIlU)

869 That March Madness where even though Lefty's team won he still cried himself to sleep that night.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (Lg/Uq)

870 Okay.. It's been a while now... Where are the leaks?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

871 The destruction of the earth I've prophesized for three years has been delayed; "we'll see" if my prophecy comes true in the unfolding days.

allahpundit.


what a dipshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (d7Ww2)
**************
Why hasn't he joined The Bulwark?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (RBOtF)

872 What are you still here?
I thought I told you to go F*** your mother?

I want to thank you for being so honest and not killing me.

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (LWu6U)

873 Also, Greg Craig's office at Skadden is available.

Posted by: LASue

Greg Craig's new office is about to be conveniently located next to Manafort's - they can share yoga tips!

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (32YRo)

874 Come Monday Trump will put a 100% tariff on Blue Emu, Outback Steakhouse, and fish and chips unless the producing nations produce the goods on their people who tried to frame Trump.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (1g7ch)

875 Meanwhile, Robert Francis O'Rourke:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

whatta maroon.
what an imbazzle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)

876 Oy. Horowitz saying there could be a roadmap inside this report, to New York, etc to continue chipping at Trump.

bashtards

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (vEIlU)

877

nood btw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (vEIlU)

878 Thirty four indictments isn't a "witch hunt".

As Karen Carpenter sang, "We've only just begun!"

Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (wuHiP)

879 Hey, the HQ blog commenters survival guide is gone!

it can still be accessed through the internet archive, but the domain ran out of rodent feed on 3/17, apparently:

https://web.archive.org/web/20170907085121/
http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/ace-of-spades-
blog-commenters-survival-guide

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (LWu6U)

880 The real action is at the SDNY.


*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

881 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

882
5 PEOPLE SENTENCED TO PRISON AND WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN.

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LilNs)

883 Thirty four indictments isn't a "witch hunt".

As Karen Carpenter sang, "We've only just begun!"

Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn

34 indictments never means 34 convictions - and 34 indictments over pillow tag pulling is pretty lame - criminal prosecutors from the 60's and 70-'s must be completely embarrassed by the new "bad ass' criminal of 2018...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (32YRo)

884 The report is going to show no evidence of any Russian collusion or any obstruction....to which, I will say in my best imitation of Gomer Pyle Surprise!, Surprise!! Surprise!!!!

Posted by: Don_in_Central Jersey at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (UPDS7)

885 Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

He is a particularly nasty cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (oOwhS)


In as much as he has zero qualms about using nuclear weapons on American citizens unwilling to surrender their 2nd Amendment rights, yes he is.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (5Yee7)

886 This is the beginning of the end for Trump... The walls are closing in on the President... Oh, wait...

Posted by: Martin Robins at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (wvzgY)

887 477 You should have no trouble naming one or two policies . . .
Hold it! You are confusing Cuck Kristol with Beto!

Are we sure Dean Mewler isn't going to put Trump on double secret probation and revoke his charter?

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (9uYwf)

888 Mueller is obviously being blackmailed by the Russians. Putin has video of a bunch of Muscovite hookers urinating on the not so very special counsel.

Posted by: Martin Robins at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (wvzgY)

889 888 is to even to end on

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (BbGew)

Trump Appoints Conservative Supporter Stephen Moore to Fed Board; Moore Calls The Fed "The Swamp" And Has Said "Fire the Fed"

This is the Club for Growth guy.

Moore has long been a supporter of Trump, including throughout the 2016 presidential election. He has written approvingly of the president’s criticisms of the Federal Reserve.

"I believe the people on the Federal Reserve Board should be thrown out for economic malpractice," he said in December.

Moore also spoke disapprovingly of Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, noting, "I always thought he was a bad choice. He's been a Fed guy for many years. Donald Trump wanted to drain the swamp. The Fed is the swamp."

He also authored a recent op-ed titled, "Fire the Fed" in which he likened Powell to a misguided pilot who lost his way.

I was told Trump would be appointing his Democrat liberal sister to all of these positions.

I was told this by people who pretend to be geniuses on Twitter and who tell me they're the Ones Who Really Understand Politics and Reality and Stuff.

The left is trying to Education Shame Moore -- I mean, he "only" has a Master's Degree in Economics.



So what? Kessler seems to want to imply that most Fed chairmen are Nobel Memorial Prize winners (something I frankly never heard of before), but of course that's silly. He's talking about one guy that the GOP blocked, not on education grounds, I'm thinking, but for other reasons.

Meanwhile, Trump is boasting, as he does, about last year's 3.1% growth, which he points out is the best yearly growth in 14 years.

But he thinks it could have been better -- that it could have hit 4%, which is his goal -- if the Fed had stopped its aggressive rate-raising sooner.

That is why he wants an ally who thinks like him on the Fed's board, of course.

MUELLER REPORT DELIVERED TO AG BARR:




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:46 PM




Comments

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1 Great pick!

Posted by: Axeman at March 22, 2019 04:47 PM (vDqXW)

2 Wait. Jay Powell is a lawyer, and he doesn't even have an economics degree.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 22, 2019 04:48 PM (iuFgi)

3 The only better pick to ruffle feathers would of course be Ron Paul. But Moore should do just fine.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2019 04:49 PM (ZGrMX)

4 #FireTheFed!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 04:49 PM (dm05u)

5 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 04:50 PM (uopCm)

6 Know who else got a Nobel Peace Prize? TFG and ManBearPig. The Nobel is worthless virtue signaling.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 04:50 PM (OMsf+)

7 I have an idea! Let's hold a GA MoMe at Jekyll Island, the home of the founding of the Federal Reserve. Rent one of the big ol' Carnegie mansions or something.

It would be interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

8 The abysmal writing the NYT dipshit uses makes it appear like he thinks the Nobel is a type of degree.

Posted by: spindrift at March 22, 2019 04:51 PM (sZRzw)

9 Now you're gettin' it, Glenn.

Credentials =/= Wisdom

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 04:51 PM (Ct55T)

10 Club for Growth? Sounds like a book club for undersexed, middle aged women, by SPLC naming conventions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 04:51 PM (t6MX/)

11 I have never understood what the hell The Federal Reserve does.

So, I have no opinion.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (so+oy)

12 Oh, Bill Kristol is NOT going to like this!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (4FXu8)

13 Club for Growth sounds like a solution for male pattern baldness.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (uopCm)

14

Is Nobel Memorial Prize different from a standard Nobel Award?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (aKsyK)

15 Willowed from the last thread.
So I was looking for some of Melania's earlier pictures, you know the "racy" ones. Found one.
https://tinyurl.com/y4sp48ko

Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (dKm4U)

16 AOC has a economics degree from some ivy university and was a bartender. She knows money, man. The value of a dollar. Why doesn't the left want her in charge of the Federal Reserve?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (QLvwG)

17 Paul Krugman is a Nobel recipient . Enough said.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (7PXtO)

18
The abysmal writing the NYT dipshit uses makes it appear like he thinks the Nobel is a type of degree.

Posted by: spindrift at March 22, 2019 04:51 PM (sZRzw)


I have a Nobel degree in Peace Keepin'!

Posted by: Barry the Dog Eater at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

19 AOC has an economics degree, and they treat her like she's Einstein's protoge or something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (t6MX/)

20 Club for Growth? Sounds like a book club for undersexed, middle aged women, by SPLC naming conventions.
Posted by: flounder
..........

Naw.. Club for Growth members get Viagra mailed to them each month!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (so+oy)

21 Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 04:47 PM (dKm4U)

You are mean.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (XROPS)

22

I really liked Moore as Simon Templar and James Bond....wait....what...?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (OLCnA)

23 Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (dKm4U)

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TWICE?!?!?

Posted by: Jake Tapper : vomitor at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (uopCm)

24 Club for Growth sounds like a solution for male pattern baldness.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (uopCm)


And/or male enhancement for grow-ers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (QLvwG)

25 11>> The Federal Reserve is a banking cartel that makes sure banks never run out of money because they can print it out of thin air.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (xfb67)

26 Will Moore open the Fed's books? Could be fun....

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (cfSRQ)

27 Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (dKm4U)
Quit pimping your fat girlfriend's pictures.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (t6MX/)

28 https://tinyurl.com/y4sp48ko
Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (dKm4U)

May a starving, rabid warthog feast on your salt-cured genitals.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Ct55T)

29 17 didn't Krugman say we'd plunge into an endless recession after Trump was elected?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 04:54 PM (dm05u)

30 Paul Krugman is a Nobel recipient . Enough said.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (7PXtO)
AOSHQ handbook violation. That dumbfuck is always referred to as "Former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman"

Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 04:54 PM (dKm4U)

31 What's a Nobel "Memorial" Prize anyway? Is that the kind with the asterisk like the one Obama got?

*Prize not based on performance. Doesn't actually mean shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 04:54 PM (4FXu8)

32 willowed:
311
So, we're still on track to indict ORANGE MAN BAD



Posted by: SNDY at March 22, 2019 04:41 PM (786Ro)

I wonder
how much fun it would be to transfer people out of that office and over
to the Parking Enforcement Division at Dutch Harbor?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 04:54 PM (0QYMt)

33 Well ... the Fed is a difficult issue. No one - and I mean NO ONE - wants to do what has to be done. They set the US Dollar on a course of utter destruction and the pain that will be experienced in even trying to save it (and I do mean "save" it) is really of the most serious sort. The piper will eventually have to be paid ... or the dollar will just implode, which is really not the sort of thing anyone really wants to experience. But, the longer we put off that pain (and it's been put off for over a decade, already) the worse it's going to be.



As to Nobel Laureates and their knowledge of monetary systems and abilities to competently manage them ... Long Term Capital Management was run by 3 Nobel Laureates. 'Nuff said on that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (YJn4J)

34 Does Roger Kimball really not understand that Tatiana McGrath was a parody account??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (39g3+)

35 You two schools of economics.

One wants everyone the chance to be rich.

The other wants everyone to be equal.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (7PXtO)

36 Know who else got a Nobel Peace Prize? TFG and ManBearPig. The Nobel is worthless virtue signaling.


Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 04:50 PM (OMsf+)

Yassar Arafat got him a Nobel too.

It's like Oprah Winfrey was handing them out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (QLvwG)

37 I think the club for growth is Lena Dunham's diet club.

Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (dKm4U)

38 Paul Krugman is a Nobel recipient . Enough said.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
.........

Hey now.. didn't he correctly predict the day after Trump was elected that we would be in a recession so bad we would never recover?

Oh wait..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (so+oy)

39 Ok so what does this guy think should be done?

I hope he's not an autistic libertarian.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (4ErVI)

40 Remember when Nobel Prize winner and former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman said that if Trump was elected the stock market would crash and we would be thrown into a major depression?

Wicked smaht.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

41 They say "campaign advisor" as if that was a bad thing. All good campaigns have serious advisors on the key issues.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 04:56 PM (XROPS)

42 No question the Fed's rate rasing hurt growth some and they probably should have been a bit more conservative, shall way say, to give the burgeoning economy more room to grow but they were all terrified of inflation that never happened.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 04:56 PM (39g3+)

43 Winning.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 04:56 PM (NLLmE)

44 For a long time the left has been putting people in charge of institutions who openly hate them. Eric Holder is a recent example.

It's fun watching Trump turn things around on them.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 22, 2019 04:56 PM (cfSRQ)

45 Way late but better than never

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (BbGew)

46 I love this guy. MAGA Baby!

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (7FpQ0)

47 People get Nobel Prizes for being wrong all the time.

It will be good to have somebody who actually understands economics rather than someone who is merely certified by the globalists.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (LPDe8)

48 But I've been told the Fed has nothing to do with economic growth when it raises interest rates during GOP presidencies. Also, the Fed has nothing to do with stock prices during QE1-QE1000, which I've also been told.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (9AcAx)

49 Boner

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (4H+3S)

50 So is Yellen jellen somewhere?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (QLvwG)

51 >>>Paul Krugman is a Nobel recipient former Enron adviser . Enough said.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (7PXtO)<<<

Fixed for AoSHQ compliance.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (yIBga)

52 Remind me when he passes the Senate.

Posted by: Ever at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (33O8j)

53 I have an idea! Let's hold a GA MoMe at Jekyll Island, the home of the founding of the Federal Reserve. Rent one of the big ol' Carnegie mansions or something.

It would be interesting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

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I got married at the Club there. Mixed memories now. Fact: All the houses there have no kitchens. Meals were what the Club was for.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (ffYR/)

54 Early OT, but MSNBC tweet

How Trump Pans to Weaponize Mueller Report

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)

55 No question the Fed's rate rasing hurt growth some and they probably should have been a bit more conservative, shall way say, to give the burgeoning economy more room to grow but they were all terrified of inflation that never happened.

-0----

I think the point is that the rate rise is overdue but not THIS overdue.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (9AcAx)

56 Winning a Nobel prize in anything means what? Exactly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (7FpQ0)

57
Michael J. Morrison @OfficeOfMike
5m
BREAKING NEWS: The House Judiciary Committee is told to expect notification by 5pm that the Mueller report has been delivered to Barr - WaPo

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)

58 40
Remember when Nobel Prize winner and former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman
said that if Trump was elected the stock market would crash and we would
be thrown into a major depression?



Wicked smaht.



Well, there were a LOT of people who were thrown into a major depression when Trump won. Hillary, Toonces, James Clapper...

Oh, you meant an economic depression.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (T6t7i)

59 OrangeManBad!!
Eleventy!!
See, if they "liked" this president, they would call this a Team of Rivals, like Lincoln had and liberal Goodwin wrote about. It would be a really cool thing, but now....wait a minute...first,

OrangeManBad!!

Posted by: pj at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (qlTN9)

60 52 Remind me when he passes the Senate.
Posted by: Ever at March 22, 2019 04:57 PM (33O8j)

Does the Fed board even require congressional approval?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (Ct55T)

61 aren't all Enron.advisers now "former"?

just call him Enron adviser Paul Krugman

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (dm05u)

62 The Economics Nobel 1/2 joins the Peace Nobel in the dis-certificate category.

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (FhXTo)

63 Another awesome Friday.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (0tfLf)

64 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TWICE?!?!?
Posted by: Jake Tapper : vomitor at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (uopCm)
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And if we know he did it twice, what does that say about us?

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (WEBkv)

65 I'd say I'd be impressed about Nobel Prizes for economics if they weren't given to commies and diversity-ubercrats. It's a soft field, just like the one which gave obama a NPP.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (9AcAx)

66 Memorial Prize...is that like a participation trophy? Wtf?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (PA364)

67 This is what winning looks like - ignore the cucks MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (omMkW)

68 34 Does Roger Kimball really not understand that Tatiana McGrath was a parody account??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (39g3+)

Well, I didn't know that. On the other hand, I never heard of "Tatianna McGrath" before today, so cut me some slack.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)

69 Remember when Nobel Prize winner and former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman said that if Trump was elected the stock market would crash and we would be thrown into a major depression?

Wicked smaht.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

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Curiously, George Soros seemed to have believed the same. He confidently predicted that would happen...

...and then got forced out of one of his European funds (can't remember which one, I think it was in Finland or Iceland) when he shorted the US dollar to the tune of billions of their money - only to have it rally after the Trump election.

LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (AzW6q)

70 Looks like some folks forgot the rule about links posted by the Horde...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 04:59 PM (AM1GF)

71 56 Winning a Nobel prize in anything means what? Exactly.
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (7FpQ0)

A bunch of Swedish dipshits think you're marginally better than dynamite.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (Ct55T)

72 Ok so what does this guy think should be done?



I hope he's not an autistic libertarian.



In that case, he will just have to fire himself.

On principle.

Posted by: Rand Paul at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (LL1Be)

73 57
Michael J. Morrison @OfficeOfMike
5m
BREAKING NEWS: The House Judiciary Committee is told to expect notification by 5pm that the Mueller report has been delivered to Barr - WaPo
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)
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Well, we'll know in few minutes if true.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (G0vdT)

74 I think just the head of the Fed requires Senate approval.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (xfb67)

75 Paul Krugman is a Nobel recipient . Enough said.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
.........

Hey now.. didn't he correctly predict the day after Trump was elected that we would be in a recession so bad we would never recover?

Oh wait..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 04:55 PM (so+oy)

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He has correctly predicted 8 of the last 2 recessions.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (ffYR/)

76 56
Winning a Nobel prize in anything means what? Exactly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo



Physics, chemistry, medicine, are all big deals. The others.....

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (T6t7i)

77 I think the point is that the rate rise is overdue but not THIS overdue.

Yeah, not so hasty, not that pressing. It has to go up, but going up slower means greater growth in the economy, making the rise less important and necessary.

But all the smartest and best economists were saying "inflation! Inflation! Inflation!" running about with their hair on fire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (39g3+)

78 I'm sure the Meuller report will invlude derogatory remarks that Trump knowingly hired a person with 35 years of experience in DC...so manafort had to be bad.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (9AcAx)

79 Did James Madison call the electoral college evil per CNN? Nope, #FakeNews :

https://tinyurl.com/yytgyc7f

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (4e+hS)

80 Democrats Pounce on Moore

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (PA364)

81 Paul Krugman is a Nobel recipient . Enough said.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
.........


Obama won one.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (5UfE7)

82 Juan Williams is on the edge of his seat over the Mueller report.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

83 But all the smartest and best economists were saying "inflation! Inflation! Inflation!" running about with their hair on fire.

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It skeeves me out that economists think inflation is caused by too much economic activity instead of printing too much money, which has been the source of Obama regimes' paper economic growth stats.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:01 PM (9AcAx)

84 Lol. The Five is showing the anxious loons on MSDNC and CNN nervously awaiting the Mueller report.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

85
The Fed's money printing was the thing that kept the stock from hitting about 0. That and the end of "mark to market" accounting rules.

Basically the Fed printed money (this is just a metaphor -- the Fed creates money digitally. Physical printing does go one, but when Helicopter Ben needed to print hundreds of billions, it was the electronic press) to prop up asset prices.

The system was in the process of resetting. And by rest, I mean deflationary depression. This is the realization that all the bad debt is in fact worthless. Now, the way it works is someone's debt is another asset, and when the debt cant be repaid, the assets are then realized to be worthless.

That was happening. By buying up all that shit with newly created money, the Fed stopped that reset process.

They are now slowly unwinding all that. Slowly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (f1Vqw)

86 if the stock market rises but gold also rises, it may be a sign that your QE's are inflationary. just saying.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (9AcAx)

87 the Fed is basically another government anti- free market institution

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (dm05u)

88 Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 04:52 PM (dKm4U)

You're playing with fire there dude!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (f3oO4)

89 Former Enron Financial Advisor Paul Krugman

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (5qdFy)

90 Inflation can be dangerous. But when it goes from 2.7% to 2.9% it's no big deal. Yet the fed treats it like a 5 alarm fire. That's the issue.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (PA364)

91 Qualifications? Grades?
Where are Barry's transcripts again?

Barry was President. Now Donald is President.
Whats the problem?

Of note: Moore has only a master's degree in economics. The GOP in 2011 blocked an Obama nominee who had earned a Nobel Memorial Prize in economics. https://nyti.ms/2CvH1r8

Oh yeah , the Nobel Prize for sharp creased pants.

I feel much better now.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (tQkRb)

92 Obama won one.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:00 PM (5UfE7)



"Won" isn't really the right word. Basically, the Nobel committee tossed it at him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (Mouru)

93 Fox reporting Mueller's report deliver to Barr.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

94 56 Winning a Nobel prize in anything means what? Exactly.
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (7FpQ0)

It means you get a 20% discount on the Early Bird Special at Golden Corral on Tuesdays.

Posted by: It's Economics , Bitchez!!!! at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (LPDe8)

95 delivered

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (/tuJf)

96 They're releasing it on a Friday afternoon? Must be a big nothingburger.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (dUJdY)

97 But all the smartest and best economists were saying "inflation! Inflation! Inflation!" running about with their hair on fire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Based on--get this--wage growth.

Which has been stagnant in real terms for what, twenty years?

It's almost like--and I may be crazy here--almost like they just can't stand the idea of us deplorables ever making any headway economically...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (AM1GF)

98 I think the point is that the rate rise is overdue but not THIS overdue.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (9AcAx)


The rate rise is way, way, way overdue.

And it's not just the rate rise. The Fed needs to reduce its balance sheet, which means sucking $4 trillion out of the system, and the federal government has to stop running such a ridiculous deficit.

All three of those things have to happen. SHould have happened years ago. But people are scared shitless to do any one of them. Which means that, eventually, the dollar will just implode, which is going to be something the world has never seen and will be worse than anything anyone can imagine, I would say.

Most people don't realize the real fire we're playing with, here. It's not just fun and games. This is going to be very, very, very bad. And there's no escape. We set the course in 2008 and have just made it worse with every day that we stayed on it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (YJn4J)

99 54 Early OT, but MSNBC tweet

How Trump Pans to Weaponize Mueller Report
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)

ORANGEMAN POUNCES

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (RD7QR)

100 Juan Williams is on the edge of his seat over the Mueller report.

He heard there was a Color By Numbers section depicting a pony.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (LL1Be)

101 75 Paul Krugman is a Nobel recipient . Enough said.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

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the thing about Krugman is that, on one hand, he wrote an economics textbook. yes yes. On the other hand, he writes NYT columns which contradict his textbooks because he's a political NPC hack who will say anything at anytime to make the GOP look bad.

so, it's a dichotomy, really.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:04 PM (9AcAx)

102 Mueller report will be 1732 pages ling and say nothing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 05:04 PM (PA364)

103 They're releasing it on a Friday afternoon? Must be a big nothingburger.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (dUJdY)

---------------------------

As someone mentioned, Friday evening of March Madness kickoff weekend.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (ffYR/)

104 Did James Madison call the electoral college evil per CNN?


No.


Now, ask me if I ever said that the clowns running CNN were a bunch of tards. Go ahead; don't be shy.

Posted by: zombie Pres. James Madison at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (NeSSd)

105 The Nobel memorial prize thing: The actual Nobel prizes were createn inAlfred Nobel's will, and are for medcine, chemistry, etc. The prize for economics, which is sometimes also called a Nobel prize, is given by the Swedish state bank "in memory of Alfred Nobel".
Why would someone think getting a prize from the Swedish state bank would make someone the best to run the Fed? Just asking.

Posted by: lostsoul9562 at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (GMdNN)

106 Trump Enterprises is currently patenting "Mueller Report" toilet paper.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (LL1Be)

107 And it's not just the rate rise. The Fed needs to reduce its balance sheet, which means sucking $4 trillion out of the system, and the federal government has to stop running such a ridiculous deficit.
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The New GOP does NOTGIVESHITS about the deficit (or the base, or america, or immigration, or gay marriage, or anything else aside from helping banks and corporations avoid pay taxes and avoid hiring americans).

Trump also appears to give less than two shits about the deficit.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (9AcAx)

108 @nakashimae
BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee is told to expect notification by 5pm that the Mueller report has been delivered to Barr

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)

109
The Fed was getting itself into a monetary coffin corner. They're still not out of the woods.

They are unwinding that balance sheet. Slowly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (f1Vqw)

110 And now the yield curve is inverted and the Fed just basically said no more rate increases this year.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xfb67)

111 I hope a recession happens soon. Better to get it over and done with in 2019 and have 2020 be a recovery year. If Trump doesn't go the Bush/Obama route of endless bailouts, it will be a quick one and 2020 will be booming again.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (rwuHO)

112 102 Mueller report will be 1732 pages ling and say nothing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 05:04 PM (PA364)

A la recherche des whomps perdu

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Ct55T)

113 The Great Disrupter

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (q177U)

114 >>BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee is told to expect notification by 5pm that the Mueller report has been delivered to Barr

Breaking. It's been delivered per Fox.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (/tuJf)

115 Assuming the Mueller report actually drops, how long til SDNY announces a major investigation of the Trump Organization?

I'm guessing #TwoMinutes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

116 And it's 5:06

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (LL1Be)

117 @stevenportnoy 2 minutes ago

BREAKING: The Mueller Report has been turned in to the Justice Department, officials say.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (cF8AT)

118 BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee is told to expect notification by 5pm that the Mueller report has been delivered to Barr
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)



My bet is it comes through a window taped to a rock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Mouru)

119 Larry O'Connor says mueller report delivered!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (f3oO4)

120 Breaking. It's been delivered per Fox.

let the cucking begin!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (O2RFr)

121 how to solve the deficit: conquer a territory with valuable natural resources

Posted by: traditional solutions to modern problems at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (dm05u)

122 Trump also appears to give less than two shits about the deficit.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (9AcAx)

Yes we are eventually going to run out of road to kick the can down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (7PXtO)

123 Mueller report delivered. So know what? A little light reading for Barr this weekend as he watches the tourny with a brewski.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (G0vdT)

124 my point being that America is cruising down the highway without a helmsman or steering wheel. The GOP no longer cares about actual policy. The DNC only cares about turning us into a different country that might be dumb enough to vote for them.

When was the last time we passed a budget instead of some pissant continuing resolution that was presented to POTUS at the last minute and filled with pork and perks for illegals?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (9AcAx)

125 Trump also appears to give less than two shits about the deficit.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (9AcAx)

... he said on a thread about Trump picking Steve motherhumping Moore to be on the Fed....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (Ct55T)

126 121 >> What do you think the Space Force is for?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (xfb67)

127 Friday Night Dump...MUELLER STYLE

By this time next week nobody on CNN will remember who Mueller was. Memory holed forever. Bank on it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (rwuHO)

128 The psychology of the stock market was really damaged by the December Fed rate hike. Everything Powell has said since has been to try to offset that major mistake.

Mistake? Maybe not. I think the Fed truly intended to take out the stock market to hurt Trump. I thought they had signaled as much with their 'indicator free plan to raise rates and sell treasuries' thru 2019. And I think they were truly surprised when CNBC freaked out when the stock market, necessarily, sold off. Turns out even the Obots at CNBC love their money more than they want to dump Trump.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (Lg/Uq)

129 115 Assuming the Mueller report actually drops, how long til SDNY announces a major investigation of the Trump Organization?

I'm guessing #TwoMinutes.

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time to fire those insubordinate motherfuckers

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (9AcAx)

130
If it's been delivered to Barr today won't it be a few weeks before it's released?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (TAmPV)

131 Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

It's a twister!

It's a twister!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (LL1Be)

132 It skeeves me out that economists think inflation is caused by too much economic activity instead of printing too much money

Well its not entirely without false that a hot economy can cause inflation. The more people are hired, the more money is out there buying things, and the more prices will tend to rise to meet this new demand level.

But they missed an important consideration: many, maybe most businesses in America over a certain size were sitting on a pretty big pile of capital waiting for a president that wasn't hostile to them and trying to destroy the economy.

That meant their bottom line looked really good without raising any prices, and helped absorb the cost of hiring new workers without any stress on their earnings. So boards saw a nice upward line rather than any slowing that made them want prices raised.

So... inflation wasn't as big a concern as the economists thought and they should have known that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (39g3+)

133 Release the entire report!

[Finds out that it's a nothingburger]

Maintain secrecy!

Posted by: NeverTrumpers and Lefties, BIRM at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

134 Mueller Report to Barr.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (t6MX/)

135

I was worried all that money printing was going to lead to Weimar here. But, to make a long story short, I realized it isn't, because the system is too rigged and doesn't work like it's supposed to.

Theoretically, the trillions the Fed created, and is only slowing unwinding now, should be catching on fire and causing and an inflationary conflagration.

But it's not because, the banks are basically just vassels of the Fed and are not acting according to market forces. They should be throwing that money out the door like crazy.

But they're not, because the Fed tells them not to, let that money just sit there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (f1Vqw)

136 By this time next week nobody on CNN will remember who Mueller was. Memory holed forever. Bank on it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (rwuHO)

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If the rumors about it are true, then I expect DJT won't let it die quietly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (AzW6q)

137 Trump has previously backed Audit The Fed congressional bills. Even before he took office.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (Z4rgH)

138 Most people don't realize the real fire we're playing with, here. It's not just fun and games. This is going to be very, very, very bad. And there's no escape. We set the course in 2008 and have just made it worse with every day that we stayed on it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (YJn4J)

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Blah, blah. We're past the tipping point in that nobody is going to do anything Right or Left.

The only good news if a crisis occurs during Trump's second term at least we have someone in the Oval Office with bankruptcy experience.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (4H+3S)

139 122 Trump also appears to give less than two shits about the deficit.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (9AcAx)

Yes we are eventually going to run out of road to kick the can down.

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speaking of which, remember when the GOP cared about the social security funding crisis>?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (9AcAx)

140 Mueller Report to Barr.

When shall we expect the leaks?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (O2RFr)

141 22
I really liked Moore as Simon Templar and James Bond....wait....what...?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 04:53 PM (OLCnA)


Oh yeah, and he was great in The Persuaders too, he and Tony Curtis were a good team.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Strangepork at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (HHwP5)

142 and the federal government has to stop running such a ridiculous deficit.


We are already past the event horizon. The current debt is unsustainable at normal interest rates. We are going to have to default, either de jure in a controlled manner, or de facto by inflation.


I can already tell you which one the politicians will choose so buy real property.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (5qdFy)

143 Call me a Paul kin if you want but yes we should end the fed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

144 Cry "Mueller!"

And let slip the report of bore.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (yIBga)

145 126 121 >> What do you think the Space Force is for?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (xfb67)

Hail God-Emperor Donaldus!!!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (dm05u)

146 Mueller reported to Bar Association.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (WgTfj)

147 Katy bar the barn door

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (oOwhS)

148
Trump also appears to give less than two shits about the deficit.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (9AcAx)



I think Trump is doing what he can. When the Congress spends crazy as a requirement to fund the military spending to replace worn out stuff, he chose wisely.

Protect the military first. It's like Democrats are actual enemies of America, doesn't it?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (sy5kK)

149 So I guess we can safely ignore those breathless reports that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (/tuJf)

150 Are we supposed to be going apeshit over the Mueller report being delivered? Because I'm not. So glad I stopped watching TV news.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (xPl2J)

151 Mueller Report delivered on a Friday at 5:00.

PR 101.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (XROPS)

152 I feel just like Navin Johnson when the new phonebook arrived.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (Mouru)

153 Time to drain the fucking swamp.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (y7DUB)

154 127 Friday Night Dump...MUELLER STYLE

By this time next week nobody on CNN will remember who Mueller was. Memory holed forever. Bank on it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 22, 2019 05:07 PM (rwuHO)

Eh, so I like to make a run for the border on Fridays, it's not a big deal.

Posted by: Mueller at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (RD7QR)

155 By this time next week nobody on CNN will remember who Mueller was. Memory holed forever.

Well they are treating Meuller like a saint of all goodness and the savior of the world on the left. They practically worship the guy. When he coughs up a big nasty pile of nothing, I think that might change.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

156 ... he said on a thread about Trump picking Steve motherhumping Moore to be on the Fed....

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while ignoring that trump signed two continuing resolutions from that fucking cuck traitor Paul Ryan filled with amnesties and pork and the deficit is still splodin'.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (9AcAx)

157 149 So I guess we can safely ignore those breathless reports that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency.

Not so fast

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (O2RFr)

158 Now TheResistance rests on Jerry the Hutt Nadler's neck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (WgTfj)

159 7 I have an idea! Let's hold a GA MoMe at Jekyll Island, the home of the founding of the Federal Reserve. Rent one of the big ol' Carnegie mansions or something.

It would be interesting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at Marc

There's an excellent book called "The creature from Jeckyl Island" about the founding of the fed!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (lonOK)

160 or I suppose one from traitorous cuck ryan and one from treasonous balloon Pelosi.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:11 PM (9AcAx)

161

Yes we are eventually going to run out of road to kick the can down.

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speaking of which, remember when the GOP cared about the social security funding crisis>?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (9AcAx)

Which is why I plan on stocking up on guns and ammo

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:11 PM (dKiJG)

162 Mueller Report to Barr.

When shall we expect the leaks?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:08 PM (O2RFr)

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There won't be any, as nothing in it damages PDT.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 05:11 PM (ffYR/)

163 No indictments of PDT or the Kushners or anyone importantd

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:11 PM (oOwhS)

164 Here, let me summarize the Mueller report.

Sorry folks, we tried.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)

165 The report is in. Trump assembles his war consiglieres to plan his counter offensive.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

166
Oh yeah, and he was great in The Persuaders too, he and Tony Curtis were a good team.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Strangepork at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (HHwP5)


Roger hated Curtis. Said he sat in his trailer smoking pot all the time and was difficult to get along with.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (OLCnA)

167 They are unwinding that balance sheet. Slowly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (f1Vqw)


They haven't unwound shit. They merely talked about stopping adding to it but they haven't taken it down, at all. It stands at $4 trillion right this moment, which is about the high.

People are scared shitless to do anything that needs to be done. It's nothing but "head in the sand" time and a lot of wishing. But anyone with a brain knows how this has to end.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (YJn4J)

168 153
Time to drain the fucking swamp.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (y7DUB)

Time to go to the mattresses.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)

169 I believe Donald Trump is trying to reduce the debt by a growing economy and reduced trade deficits. Between those two things and the tax cuts, he can take a big bite out of it, the only way the president really has the power to do so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (39g3+)

170 There won't be any, as nothing in it damages PDT.

Oh surely they can find something... Un fit for office? Made mistakes?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (O2RFr)

171 while ignoring that trump signed two continuing resolutions from that fucking cuck traitor Paul Ryan filled with amnesties and pork and the deficit is still splodin'.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (9AcAx)

true, true, i'm just pokin' at ya a little. He's not a deficit hawk by any stretch of the imagination, of course. But the fact that he would pick a guy like Moore for this is evidence that his lack of attention to the deficit problem up to know was more tactical than strategic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (Ct55T)

172 I don't have a lot of faith in life long Republican, Robert Mueller's Russia report, not enough integrity for this newsman.

Posted by: Jake Tapper : Integrity at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (4e+hS)

173 So I guess we can safely ignore those breathless reports that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (/tuJf)

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I've been predicting that SDNY and House Dems would ruck over and pick up the Ball when Mueller puts it on deck. And I'm confident that will happen.

The investigations will never, ever end. And they'll likely extend well beyond his Presidency.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

174 157 149 So I guess we can safely ignore those breathless reports that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency.

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no, it shows trump had bad judgment in briefly hiring a guy who, if you scour his entire life history, may have fudged his taxes. shame that this sort of indecency has hit DC thanks to Trump's climate of lawlessness (note: please ignore the Clintons and Reid and Pelosi and Kennedy and other more local democrat crime syndicates).

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (9AcAx)

175 #TwoHours > #TwoWeeks

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (q177U)

176 Posted by: Keto not Beto

You're one of those Trump should declare martial law guys,huh.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (LL1Be)

177 There's an excellent book called "The creature from Jeckyl Island" about the founding of the fed!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (lonOK)

We could read it as part of a GA MoMe book club and sit around and discuss it while drinking and being morons!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

178 But anyone with a brain knows how this has to end.


War to the knife.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (5qdFy)

179 MUELLER REPORT DELIVERED TO AG BARR:

Holy shnikies...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (4AeKb)

180
Trump also appears to give less than two shits about the deficit.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (9AcAx)


He's kind of had his hands full the last two years.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (TAmPV)

181 The YouTube clips of news coverage over the next few days are going to be almost as good as those from election night 2016. Almost.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (xPl2J)

182 Moore for this is evidence that his lack of attention to the deficit problem up to know was more tactical than strategic.

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yeah, moore is a good hire. more for economic policy and anti-swamp loyalties (which trump needs a lot more of).

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (9AcAx)

183

Lurch goes from hero to Russian stooge in 3...3..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (OLCnA)

184 Dana "Jasper's Girl" Perino is hopeful that Mueller's Report will shed some light on "Russian Interference" in the 2016 election......

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)

185 Most people don't realize the real fire we're playing with, here. It's not just fun and games. This is going to be very, very, very bad. And there's no escape. We set the course in 2008 and have just made it worse with every day that we stayed on it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:03 PM (YJn4J)
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"That which cannot be repaid will not be repaid."

I believe Ann Barnhardt did a pretty good segment on world wide debt and, if memory serves, there are not enough man hours available to repay all of the debt.

I believe her thesis rested on the fact that it takes x number of units of labor to repay debt. My Google Fu is weak and I cannot find the article, darn it.

Grain of salt and all that.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (WEBkv)

186 Mueller was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (gC2IV)

187 i got rid of cable so i didn't have to see shep. now that fucker is on my tv. i may have to embargo all things fox in this place. i hate satanists on my fucking tv. what a lowlife pile of turkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (KP5rU)

188 The Social Security music will run out just about when most of us retire, I think. I have pennies coming back from it, having contributed like a thousand dollars in my lifetime anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (39g3+)

189 The leaks to start in 3 21

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (oOwhS)

190 If you want some laughs, tune in to CNN and MSNBC right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

191 184 Dana "Jasper's Girl" Perino is hopeful that Mueller's Report will shed some light on "Russian Interference" in the 2016 election......

yes... with the Clinton campaign

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (O2RFr)

192 I think everyone who is awarded a Nobel should have a stick of dynamite inserted in his ass!

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (LuPts)

193 >>'ve been predicting that SDNY and House Dems would ruck over and pick up the Ball when Mueller puts it on deck. And I'm confident that will happen.

>>The investigations will never, ever end. And they'll likely extend well beyond his Presidency.

Well I've been predicting that the Mueller report would be a giant nothing burger for a long time and I'm bit surprised that the House will continue doing investigations that will go nowhere because look who is running the Executive Branch.

SDNY might be troublesome but not fatal.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

194 The report was made available on a Friday, during March Madness. I'm thinking not a lot there.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (4e+hS)

195 You're one of those Trump should declare martial law guys,h
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I'm one of those "trump should not have signed the last amnesty filled spending bill" guys.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (9AcAx)

196 158 Now TheResistance rests on Jerry the Hutt Nadler's neck.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (WgTfj)

And slowly sinks in with a gelatinous squish.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (RD7QR)

197 190 If you want some laughs, tune in to CNN and MSNBC right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
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Giddy anticipation or dread?

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (G0vdT)

198 We could read it as part of a GA MoMe book club and sit around and discuss it while drinking and being morons!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
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Do in person that which we already do via the blog? But that means pants!

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (WEBkv)

199 Drudge has the siren up.

Mueller nothingburger delivered.

Posted by: cool breeze at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (UGKMd)

200 Dana PeRINO's a swamp creature through and through. Sad, for a gal who grew up in Wyoming and Colorado.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (4AeKb)

201 They'll give out a Nobel to any fool, this has been proven over and over.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (YslsA)

202 Do you believe in Capitalism ? And if so, why ?

I believe in it because I believe in the individual - right or wrong - steering his own ship in his own perceived best self-interest, and winning or losing based on that. I also believe in the collective wisdom of millions of people - each making their own decisions - arriving at a collectively better result than a small group of elites making those decisions on behalf of the group - and binding them to that decision.

Which is why I call bullshit on any self-proclaimed believer in Capitalism that is also a supporter of the Federal Reserve. It runs counter to everything that make Capitalism the best economic system on Earth. It puts an extremely powerful tool - the regulation of our monetary supply - in the hands of an elite cabal. Do you think that group might ... oh, I don't know ... fucking use that power to their own best interests instead of the interests of the general public ? Why yes ... they just very well may.

So here's some really high brow economic theory for you ... fuck the federal reserve sideways with a barbed-wire wrapped pineapple. The very existence of that institution runs contrary to the notion of not only Capitalism but a Federal Republic as well.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (KOyUH)

203 I've been predicting that SDNY and House Dems would ruck over and pick up the Ball when Mueller puts it on deck. And I'm confident that will happen.

The investigations will never, ever end. And they'll likely extend well beyond his Presidency.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

Of course you're right, but by this point Trump is inoculated against anything that doesn't show him accepting a briefcase of cash from Russian operatives.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

204 you want some laughs, tune in to CNN and MSNBC right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

Not for all the money in Bezos bank

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (oOwhS)

205 There won't be any, as nothing in it damages PDT.

Oh surely they can find something... Un fit for office? Made mistakes?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (O2RFr)

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That would require evidence. They have none.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (ffYR/)

206
Warning, math ahead.

Miltion's Friendman's famous dictum, "Inflation is everywhere and always a monetary phenomenon"

Equation of Exchange:

MV = PQ.

M is the money supply, V is the "velocity, P is the price level and Q is the economic activity, "real gdp" if you will.

The price level, P, is sort of a aggregate inflation index. The notion of velocity is sort of hard to meaure, so I like to leave MV as one quantity, the monetary momentum (mv looks like a momentum expression to a physics or engineer's eye).

Take the differential, and you get

dP/P = d(MV)/MV - dQ/Q

And that's Uncle Milty's dictum. The Price level will increase if the increase in monetary momentum exceeds the increase in production, real stuff being exchanged.

That can be zero monetary monentum tracks exactly with real economy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (f1Vqw)

207 >>>By this time next week nobody on CNN will remember who Mueller was. Memory holed forever.


You misspelled "Monday"

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (q177U)

208 Dana PeRINO's a swamp creature through and through. Sad, for a gal who grew up in Wyoming and Colorado.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (4AeKb)

She's so annoying.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

209 Katherine Herridge is putting us some knowledge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

210 The "Nobel Memorial Prize" is the prize for economics. It is technically not really a Nobel Prize (i.e., one of the ones originally endowed in the will of Nobel), but is generally considered to be as prestigious. Well, as prestigious as things get for the dismal science. Not all Economics Nobels go to loons. Buchanan,e.g., was a good choice. Less well-known are the discontinued Nobels for Astrology, Homeopathy, and Implementation of Marxism. IMO, Ace deserves the inaugural Nobel in Gainzzzz.

Posted by: Crimso at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (yrlzg)

211 true, true, i'm just pokin' at ya a little. He's not a deficit hawk by any stretch of the imagination, of course. But the fact that he would pick a guy like Moore for this is evidence that his lack of attention to the deficit problem up to know was more tactical than strategic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:12 PM (Ct55T)


As a bidnessman he has to 100% understand that the deficit level can't continue. I think in the next 5+ years with GOPe trash like Ryan gone, you'll see a lot more progress in that direction.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (y7DUB)

212 165 The report is in. Trump assembles his war consiglieres to plan his counter offensive.

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well, there was a game of chicken going on.

Mueller and Huber were waiting to see who could drop their report last.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (9AcAx)

213 Schadenboner Status:

Sentient, Expanding at the Speed of Light.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (now3g)

214 After 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday that is the opening weekend of March Madness.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*sucks in air*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, this is being done in the best possible faith.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (GbPPJ)

215 Boogity

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (GeRdb)

216 The Republicans had the Senate and the House and they end up investigating the Republican President instead of the obvious malfeasance of the prior administration.

It's bizarro world writ large.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (7PXtO)

217 SDNY might be troublesome but not fatal.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

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Yeah this is just garbage-time, process-as-punishment harassment. But that's what they've got and it's what they'll go with.

Though, I wouldn't be surprised if SDNY goes as far as to manufacture charges on Trump's people or even family members.

The terrorism can't end. They have to keep intimidating.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

218 >>>They'll give out a Nobel to any fool, this has been proven over and over.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (YslsA)<<<

Silence. Or... I keeeeeel you.

Posted by: zombie Arafat at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (yIBga)

219 well, there was a game of chicken going on.

Mueller and Huber were waiting to see who could drop their report last.

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but I think after all the OIC's bias and conflicts that came to light, mueller was done.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (9AcAx)

220 SDNY might be troublesome but not fatal.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

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The SDNY prosecutor looking over the Cohen stuff stepped down for personal reasons. Berman has taken full control of the SDNY office.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (4H+3S)

221 Remember, President Trump submitted a balanced budget to congress and they used it for toilet paper immediately (Bush did the same thing every one of his 8 years, by the way).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)

222 I think NY is overturning Double Jeopardy laws.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (dKiJG)

223 t 5+ years with GOPe trash like Ryan gone, you'll see a lot more progress in that direction.

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note: the GOP senate voted for the latest spending/amnesty atrocity.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (9AcAx)

224 After 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday that is the opening weekend of March Madness.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*sucks in air*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, this is being done in the best possible faith.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (GbPPJ)




I believe you predicted just this outcome. Your Grace is prescient.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (5qdFy)

225 Wait, wait wait, WAIT!
Are you tellin me that this Trump fella is actually doing conservative type stuff and keeping his promises.?
And are you tellin me that this Muley guy DIDN'T find one damned incriminating thing about the Trump fella?

This almost sounds like there is an HONEST person occupying the Oval Office.

That's not how this works. Is it?

My reality is being harmed here.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (myjNJ)

226 Mueller Summary: "Yeah, it was a witch hunt."

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (G0vdT)

227 i thought okrah belfry gave out nobel prizes to her studio audience? "you get a nobel prize, you get a nobel prize." ad nauseum.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (KP5rU)

228 t 5+ years with GOPe trash like Ryan gone, you'll see a lot more progress in that direction.

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note: the GOP senate also voted for the anti-trump bill saying there's no crisis at the border

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (9AcAx)

229 That can be zero monetary monentum tracks exactly with real economy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (f1Vqw)

Burn the math witch!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (t6MX/)

230 Bret Baier looks disappointed.
Although it's really hard to tell....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (NFEMn)

231 People only release things late on a Friday when its embarassing. Mueller doesn't have shit, whole thing was a political operation.

The FED doubled interest rates under Trump in like his first 2 years of office. Has that ever happened previously.

Obama and Yellen are why we are here, but it's going to take a long time for interest to normalize unless you want a depression. I could easily see it being a decade before they are back to normal. Bernanke has said interest rates will not normalize in his lifetime.

Posted by: Blago at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (UfkIY)

232 >> They haven't unwound shit

They are slowly. Let's look at H.4.1, their balance sheet:

https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases
/h41/current/

Remove line feed.

Total Reserve bank credit has gone down by $433B since last year. The rate of unwind was increased in last quarter of 2018.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (f1Vqw)

233 @230: "Bret Baier looks disappointed."

Looks more like puffy faced spring allergies to me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (I/iGu)

234 "I've been predicting that SDNY and House Dems would ruck over and pick
up the Ball when Mueller puts it on deck. And I'm confident that will
happen."


Time for those transfers to the Parking Enforcement Division at Dutch Harbor, and our new satellite office at McMurdo Sound!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (0QYMt)

235 Dana PeRINO's a swamp creature through and through. Sad, for a gal who grew up in Wyoming and Colorado.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:14 PM (4AeKb)

She's so annoying.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)


She's guzzled so much Bush jizz her DNA would probably make her a Crime Family member.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (y7DUB)

236 As a bidnessman he has to 100% understand that the deficit level can't continue. I think in the next 5+ years with GOPe trash like Ryan gone, you'll see a lot more progress in that direction.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (y7DUB)

As a business man who experienced the effects of debt. I will always remember when it was a joke to say you had a net worth larger than Trump.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (7PXtO)

237 The report is in. Trump assembles his war consiglieres to plan his counter offensive.


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I got a baseball bat, I don't mind being part of the goon squad.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (4H+3S)

238 Will we return to the Gold Standard?

Will there be an end to Fractional Banking?

Should I start buying Fake Electronic Currencies That May Someday Become Teal Currencies with Actual Currencies That I Spend My Precious Time Working For?


Oh, what ever shall I do?!?!?!?!?

. . .

. . .

. . .

Fuck it.

Gonna watch college hoops.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (now3g)

239 I believe you predicted just this outcome. Your Grace is prescient.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (5qdFy)


If you want to bury it, this is the utterly perfect way to do it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (GbPPJ)

240 >>Juan Williams is on the edge of his seat over the Mueller report.
Well, that is where he attached the dildo to his chair.

Posted by: Aviator at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (e7Ngv)

241 I personally could give a flying fk what Fox news is doing, they are dead to me.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (BbGew)

242 Nudity

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (5qdFy)

243 And that's Uncle Milty's dictum. The Price level
will increase if the increase in monetary momentum exceeds the increase
in production, real stuff being exchanged.




Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (f1Vqw)


Said simply ... inflation is too many dollars chasing too few goods. A great quote - wish it were mine.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (KOyUH)

244 Bret Baier looks disappointed.

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Well, I heard a rumour from GP (so, not very reliable) that he led the charge against Pirro as a peace offering to the DNC, in hopes they'd permit Fox to host a primary debate with him at the helm.

Which would make him a particularly slimy little cuck (if true).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (AzW6q)

245 Yeah, this is being done in the best possible faith.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 05:16 PM (GbPPJ


Are you suggesting that they do not want people to remember that there was a report due because it hasn't lived up to its hype?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (0QYMt)

246 I got a baseball bat, I don't mind being part of the goon squad.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (4H+3S)



David Bowie: And we're coming to town. beep beep

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (OLCnA)

247

Prediction:

Expect to hear this phrase a lot: Yeah, but.

Yeahbut
Yeahbut what about this?
Yeahbut what about that?

Yeahbut, whatabout the dossier?

Yeahbutwhatabout the Trump Moscow Tower Deal?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (kgAmS)

248 Which is why I call bullshit on any self-proclaimed believer in Capitalism that is also a supporter of the Federal Reserve. It runs counter to everything that make Capitalism the best economic system on Earth.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:15 PM (KOyUH)


The Fed is not the problem. The contradictory mandates given to the Fed by Congress is the problem.

The Fed should have one main job - protecting the integrity of the dollar. That's it. Price stability. Not steady inflation, but stability.

When Congress gave the Fed a mandate to "fight unemployment" that was the end of reason. That is the real problem.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (YJn4J)

249 This action undermines the Constitution, the Mann Act, breaks several state laws involving cherry Life Savers and chickens and destroys the American Dream.


Our newest legislation "The Leave Important Things To Congress, You Mouth-Breathers Act of 2019" will get the ship of state back on the right , non-Trump course.

Posted by: Wicker, Rubio, Portman,Collins,Murkowski, Blount,Alexander,Toomey,Romney, Paul,Moran,Lee at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (LL1Be)

250 Are you suggesting that they do not want people to remember that there was a report due because it hasn't lived up to its hype?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (0QYMt)


The contents of the report only matters to the process wonks.

The pomp and circumstance of dragging people out at gunpoint in the early AM during the investigation is the heart of the show. And that shit ain't going away anytime soon.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (KOyUH)

251 Damnit. "Real" Currencies not fucking Teal Currencies.

Total comment fail.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (now3g)

252 110 And now the yield curve is inverted and the Fed just basically said no more rate increases this year."

The Inverted Yield Curve has reliably predicted 12 of the last 5 recessions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)

253 even if the report has nuttin' honey, Mueller had his angry Democrats scour all NSA info on Trump and every ally ... and how much of that got distributed to DeepState connectionns, we will never know.


Or maybe we will, if some abstract prosecution occurs from SDNY over a 2006 building code violation involving xyz ... or any oppo research that only the FBI could uncover ... all turned over to the DNC branch of the DeepState.

AND we don't know if any of that has already been used to threaten/blackmail Trump on his current course of action (no wall built, anti/MAGA people appointed in every department).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (Cus5s)

254 The Report will say basically that we have no evidence of collusion but Trump has orange hair and does not have manners so something might possibly be illegal about that.

And there will be nothing about Hildebeast shenanigans with actual Russian agents.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (J9wxX)

255 I don't mind the aggressive rate hiking.

Zero percent interest has absolutely destroyed the home market for working Joe and his wife. Sure they have lower mortgage rates when they finally buy a home, but they have to buy the homes at inflated values because so much property has been scooped up and purchased speculatively by real estate invest trusts and other investment groups that can basically afford to procure properties and hold them on interest only notes for an interminable period of time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (TnkfX)

256 251 Damnit. "Real" Currencies not fucking Teal Currencies.

I heard you can buy Miami Dolphins Season Tickets with Teal Currencies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)

257 It may be time for the Golden Scalp Weasel to settle some more family business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

258 >>>Should I start buying Fake Electronic Currencies That May Someday Become Teal Currencies

I prefer the Aquamarine Currencies.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NMAzL)

259 My bet is it comes through a window taped to a rock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Mouru)

Or stuffed inside a severed horse's head.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (OMsf+)

260
The Report will say basically that we have no evidence of collusion but
Trump has orange hair and does not have manners so something might
possibly be illegal about that.



And there will be nothing about Hildebeast shenanigans with actual Russian agents.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (J9wxX)


Most likely THIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

261 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (TnkfX)

I'd like to be able to buy a CD again .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (7PXtO)

262 Why would someone think getting a prize from the Swedish state bank would make someone the best to run the Fed? Just asking.
Posted by: lostsoul9562 at March 22, 2019 05:05 PM (GMdNN)

He shared the award with 2 others for research on an economic sharing theory. Im sure the guy is incredibly smart, but the banking committee pointed out that he had no relevant experience.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (XROPS)

263 I read that CAIR had a great deal to do with Jeanine Pirro's suspension from Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

264 You release on Friday night because its so good right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (GeRdb)

265 Invest in booze.

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (q177U)

266
Turquoise?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (kgAmS)

267 >>>Expect to hear this phrase a lot: Yeah, but.<<<

Like, whatever.

Posted by: Alexandria Obama-Cortex at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (LuPts)

268
nobody said nood??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (kgAmS)

269 Teal currencies are LGBQT compliant

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (q177U)

270 The Fed should have one main job - protecting the
integrity of the dollar. That's it. Price stability. Not steady
inflation, but stability.




Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (YJn4J)


Permit me to control a nation's money and I care not who makes it's laws. - Roths


Like a lot of shit that Republicans like - it's too much power in the hands of too few. Oh sure - if you could trust the few - it would turn out just fine. But that's really the entire fucking point of Capitalism as well as a Republic ... we can't trust the few. What are you going to do ... bind them via chains of Rules ?

Look around. Rules ain't doing so hot lately.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (KOyUH)

271 181 The YouTube clips of news coverage over the next few days are going to be almost as good as those from election night 2016. Almost.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:13 PM (xPl2J)

Needs a Downfall parody.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (rzXDT)

272 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:10 PM (WgTfj)
************
& his five chins

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (BqBId)

273 I can already tell you which one the politicians will choose so buy real property.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:09 PM (5qdFy)

We're in Copybook Headings time. New rule: If you can't hold onto it with force, it was never yours.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (JH+YW)

274 I predict impeachment proceedings begin on Monday

Posted by: Diogenes the Cynic at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (yOf5u)

275 We're in Copybook Headings time. New rule: If you can't hold onto it with force, it was never yours.


In times like these, we all need ... portable wealth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (5qdFy)

276 "16 AOC has a economics degree from some ivy university and was a bartender. She knows money, man. The value of a dollar. Why doesn't the left want her in charge of the Federal Reserve?"

I don't think they would mind it. Please do not give them any ideas.

Posted by: scottjkr70 at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (HhENR)

277 242 Nudity
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (5qdFy)

Needs more nudity.

Posted by: Little Annie Fannie at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (rzXDT)

Southern "Poverty" Law Center Insiders: The SPLC Is a "Highly Profitable Scam"

You don't say.

Peter Hanson:

The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) is a "highly profitable scam" that "never lived up to the values it espoused," according to former SPLC staffer Bob Moser.

The New Yorker on Thursday published a scathing essay from Moser, now a Rolling Stone reporter, accusing the left-wing non-profit of "ripping off donors" while turning a blind eye to sexual harassment and racial discrimination within its own ranks.

The SPLC fired co-founder Morris Dees on March 13 over unspecified conduct issues.

The SPLC announced Dees' firing after roughly two dozen SPLC employees previously signed a letter to the organization’s leadership expressing their alarm at "allegations of mistreatment, sexual harassment, gender discrimination, and racism," The Los Angeles Times reported.

"The firing of Dees has flushed up all the uncomfortable questions again. Were we complicit, by taking our paychecks and staying silent, in ripping off donors on behalf of an organization that never lived up to the values it espoused? Did we enable racial discrimination and sexual harassment by failing to speak out?" Moser asked in his article.

One of Moser's former colleagues answered in the affirmative.

"Of course we did," she told Moser. "It's shameful, but when you’re there you kind of end up accepting things. I never even considered speaking out when things happened to me! It doesn’t feel good to recognize that. I was so into the work, and so motivated by it, I kind of shrugged off what was going on."

A spo