The Morning Rant

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"Democrats and their progressive media allies shrieking about Russia 24/7 need to step back and listen to themselves. And knowing a little history wouldn't hurt. Back in the 1950s, they used to laugh at the Birchers who were finding commies hiding under every bed. And who also made the claim that President Eisenhower was self-consciously a Soviet agent. That last bit was the straw that broke the camel's back for William F. Buckley, who barred anyone associated with the John Birch Society from appearing in his National Review magazine.

He thus booted them from the conservative movement. And it worked. The John Birch Society was effectively marginalized to this day.

"Well, that was then, this is now. The progressives do not have anyone like Buckley, no voice of reason or sanity who can stand athwart history, yelling 'STOP!'

"And since the only way to maintain a conspiracy theory against the evidence of facts and logic is by expanding it, they just keep getting crazier and crazier. Look at those WaPo headlines. One Republican after another gets declared a Russian asset, and then the *entire party* gets labelled a Russian asset, and there is no evidence that any editor at the WaPo ever said, 'Wow, this is just crazy talk' or 'We need to dial it back a bit, otherwise we'll sound like a bunch of kooks and lose the confidence of our readers.'

They're all on board the crazy train, and there's no brakes."

(h/t Nathan Brand for the WaPo headlines)



The Descent Into Madness:

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That's Not How This Works:

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Finally, Some Common Sense:




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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Bonus Who Dis - This Man Is 103 Years Old Today:

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"Cory Booker? I crap bigger'n he does."



Friday's Celebs: Laurence Harvey and France Nuyen, who were together in A Girl Named Tamiko (1962), which I had never heard of until I started looking for hotties I could pair Harvey with. The ST:TOS connection was an unexpected bonus.



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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:13 AM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (JUOKG)

2 top three !!!

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (zr5Kq)

3 TOP TWO

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (zr5Kq)

4 top ten

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (Fxgkp)

5 Sup, Moron Robbie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (q80AH)

6 Them chicken strips look pretty spicy to me.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (JUOKG)

7 Tom Skerritt, Kelly Preston (?)

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (Ez6QX)

8 Honorable Mention!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (88+cf)

9 There's the monkey!!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (ECrgQ)

10 I don't know who the woman is but the stretch marks on the last photo are strangely appealing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (3rtj0)

11 Oh and Bonus is Kirk Douglas, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (Ez6QX)

12 7 Tom Skerritt, Kelly Preston (?)

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (Ez6QX)


Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (MRoRq)

13 Kirk Douglas is the extra credit. No idea who she is (or the guy either) but she's MILFtastic.

Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

14 O the times! O the moray eels ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (LPnfS)

15 Jack Palance was the one who had the "crap" line. Not Kirk Douglas.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (E+OcO)

16 Kelly Pressley and Tom Skerrit. Pickett Fences?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (5l6gb)

17 Kirk Douglas. Capt. Yelland. The Final Countdown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (jS35y)

18 Kirk Douglas was a badass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 11:17 AM (j05a4)

19 that's mandlebaum! you pussies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:17 AM (KP5rU)

20 *Kelly Preston

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:17 AM (5l6gb)

21 Happy birthday Kirk Douglas.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:17 AM (zr5Kq)

22 I hereby denounce myself as a Russian asset!

Gde moi dengi, Vladimir Vladmirovich?

Ya hatel be polychat dengi!

Dai mne dengi!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 11:17 AM (I2/tG)

23 Ah, a variant of the middle school classic, "If you didn't do it, why are you being so defensive?!" argument.

Presumption of innocence! How does it work?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

24 Goldman is working that Strawman hard: It's either Russia or Ukraine.

It's both--and whatever they did pales into insignifigance compared to the massive criminal election interference by our own Nat/Sec Apparatus--starting in Hussein's Oval Office.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (Ndje9)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (arJlL)

26 Einar!


Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (gmo/4)

27 Ngyuen?

Elaan of Tryus

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (jS35y)

28 i am proud to be a russian assett. feels good to be a gangsta.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (KP5rU)

29 Tom Skerritt, Kelly Preston (?)
Posted by: Jordan61



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (7jTtI)

30 no

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (Fxgkp)

31 "The Entire Republican Party Is Becoming A Russian Asset"



That's disconcerting.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (M0u+N)

32 Well I guess I'd better get back to work. I already got one talking-to about my internet usage.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

33 15 Jack Palance was the one who had the "crap" line. Not Kirk Douglas.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (E+OcO)


I know. I originally had him saying that about Jack Palance, but switched it at the last minute to Booker.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (MRoRq)

34 New masthead for the Washington Post:
"Democracy dies as an entry on a Russian Intelligence balance sheet"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

35 Some left wing asshole lawyer working for the dems quoted his young kid?

Ala jimmy carter? LOL

assholes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (cEsBM)

36 OMG baby yoda is so cute! I just can't even!

MUST CONSOOM!!!

Posted by: Typical Consoomer, sucking in Soy at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (tVQUs)

37 Goldman Strawman, both a floor wax and desert topping

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (jS35y)

38 Damnit, now I want chicken.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (J+mig)

39 Oh, no Picket Fences (Lauren Holly)...Space Camp FTW.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (5l6gb)

40 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?

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They're going to ignore it completely.

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Can you think of franchises where this is common? Lucas' Star Wars did the midicholera infection and I think Disney walked it back, and I'm sure lots of the re-bootings have tried to make believe the past instances never happened, but is this common with pop culture stories?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (3rtj0)

41 Shimon Prokupecz @ShimonPro
This is gonna be interesting today. Christopher Steele was told yesterday that information on him that he has not reviewed and was expected to be redacted was declassified and will now be included in the Inspector General's report today.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (BqBId)

42 Jack Palance was not Spartacus, and neither is Corey Booker.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (88+cf)

43 And the Stormfronters arrive.

Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

44 Moms Mabley, Pigmeat Markham and Kirk Douglas !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (arJlL)

45 GET THAT DAMN BIRD OUT OF MY EYE !!

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (oiW2a)

46 i am proud to be a russian assett. feels good to be a gangsta.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


If I were, there'd be a LOT of dead dems.

Russian mafia doesn't play.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (7jTtI)

47 For the "who dis" lady, if you scroll down just enough to see her eyes, but leave everything else hidden, she looks like a young Hillary Clinton!

Time for some brain bleach, now.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (2wdJR)

48 I'm so old I remember when Democrats loved Russia.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (cz8Bv)

49 28 i am proud to be a russian assett. feels good to be a gangsta.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (KP5rU)

Honestly, if I had the choice to be ruled by Globalist Deep State types or Putin, Putin wins hands down.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (J+mig)

50 ... 'We need to dial it back a bit, otherwise we'll sound like a bunch of kooks and lose the confidence of our readers.'

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"That's 'reader,' as in the singular, comrade." -- Jeff Bezos

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (9GaEk)

51
Kelly Preston, Tom Skerrit and Isser Danilovich...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 11:21 AM (zBaqJ)

52 We never see Donald and Melania in the same room as Boris and Natasha? - The Washington Post.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

53 40 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?

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They're going to ignore it completely.

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Can you think of franchises where this is common? Lucas' Star Wars did the midicholera infection and I think Disney walked it back, and I'm sure lots of the re-bootings have tried to make believe the past instances never happened, but is this common with pop culture stories?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (3rtj0)

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This whole reboot stuff from 30 years ago is pretty new.

Before, it was the odd sequel like The Color of Money (sequel to The Hustler) or Saraband (sequel to Scenes from a Marriage).

The closest from decades past may be Bond changing from one movie to the next and no one mentioning it.

In terms of franchises today that continue despite failures, there are a handful. Superman Returns acted like Superman III and IV never happened. The newest Halloween acted like none of the sequels since the original Halloween happened. The newest Terminator acted like nothing after Terminator 2 happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH)

54 Didn't some moron over the weekend post that his millennial kids call the impeachment charade "the season ending episode?"

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (I3OPu)

55 In the meantime continued silence on Bill Clinton's 500k Russian payday while Hillary was SoS.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (oiW2a)

56 "The Vikings" is a pretty good Kirk flick but what the hell is it about Tony Curtis and tight shorts?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (dfRN6)

57 I was a Russian asset and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (M0u+N)

58
You don't have to be stupid to be an actor. But it helps.

Seriously - it's a job where being a dumbass actually is a plus. Blank slates and all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (AzW6q)

59 49: yup. total agreement.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (KP5rU)

60 That's a Young Laura Ingraham and the guy that killed Kennedy (Ted Cruz's father?).

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (CjeDS)

61 Hey, Permaculture Pete, you forgot the Joo weather machines!

The International Zionist Conspiracy is making a fortune driving up the cost of french fries, by causing an early winter in Idaho!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (I2/tG)

62 It's "I crap bigger than him."

Posted by: irright at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (aSKRB)

63 Blog note: Comments containing phrases such as 'jewdar' and 'the tribe' are subject to immediate removal.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (MRoRq)

64 In terms of franchises today that continue despite failures, there are a handful. Superman Returns acted like Superman III and IV never happened. The newest Halloween acted like none of the sequels since the original Halloween happened. The newest Terminator acted like nothing after Terminator 2 happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH)

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Thanks. It's no big secret that I don't watch too many movies, so I'm always struck when this sort of thing is so obvious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (3rtj0)

65 48 I'm so old I remember when Democrats loved Russia.
Posted by: jsg



Not Russia, the USSR. They never liked Russia. Loved them some Bolsheviks though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (vN4+Q)

66 Can you think of franchises where this is common? Lucas' Star Wars did the midicholera infection and I think Disney walked it back, and I'm sure lots of the re-bootings have tried to make believe the past instances never happened, but is this common with pop culture stories?


you want to see God-Level Retconning, try PHANTASM

lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (Rarvo)

67 63 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (MRoRq)

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OM's gonna ban himself!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (q80AH)

68 So McCarthyism has made a comeback in DC. Nice.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (G0vdT)

69 It's Russians all the way down!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (hLRSq)

70 Goldman is working that Strawman hard: It's either Russia or Ukraine.



It's both--and whatever they did pales into insignifigance compared
to the massive criminal election interference by our own Nat/Sec
Apparatus--starting in Hussein's Oval Office.


Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM

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Everyone on the left is ignoring the 800 pound gorilla sitting in the room, A Ukraine ruled that people in their own government illegally interfered in the 2016 election.


It's not a myth. Even the nyt reported on it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (JUOKG)

71 Tom Skerritt, Kelly Preston - Link is Space Camp?

Posted by: Flubber at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (PQnIX)

72 Zdrastvuite

Posted by: Sock Monkey...imperialist stooge at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (Fy0Aq)

73 Kirk "I am Spartacus" Douglas in The Vikings. Not only does he lose an eye, but I (think it was) Tony Curtis (slave to the Vikings, proof the Vikings made it to Brooklyn) lost a hand.

Speaking of Spartacus, i don't think Douglas every uttered the words in that movie. All the other guys did. So they all got crucified...

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (Rbu5d)

74 good-bye

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (Fxgkp)

75 Although the term didn't exist fr much of it, they've "rebooted" Batman more times than I can count. A lot of standalone movies telling the same stories with different people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (I2dne)

76 Spartacus!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (r+sAi)

77 I for one, am pro-glowing-in-the-dark.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (1vWDB)

78 Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (I2/tG)

I know it's tempting, but please don't feed the trolls. Thank you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (MRoRq)

79 Zdrastvuite
Posted by: Sock Monkey...imperialist stooge at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (Fy0Aq)


Privet !

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (zr5Kq)

80 61 Hey, Permaculture Pete, you forgot the Joo weather machines!

The International Zionist Conspiracy is making a fortune driving up the cost of french fries, by causing an early winter in Idaho!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (I2/tG)

We can confirm. The Rabbit Cabal approves of this technique.

Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

81 It's "I crap bigger than him."
Posted by: irright at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (aSKRB)

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Yup. And I bet Cory poops are pretty big, IYKNWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (AzW6q)

82 73 Speaking of Spartacus, i don't think Douglas every uttered the words in that movie. All the other guys did. So they all got crucified...
Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (Rbu5d)

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"I am Spartacus"?

Yeah, he was silent until he had to kill Tony Curtis, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:25 AM (q80AH)

83 61 Hey, Permaculture Pete, you forgot the Joo weather machines!

The International Zionist Conspiracy is making a fortune driving up the cost of french fries, by causing an early winter in Idaho!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (I2/tG)

Nah, that's just Cass Sunstein "nudging" prices up so that the hoi polloi can't have them.

Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 11:25 AM (sm6Pk)

84 Not Russia, the USSR. They never liked Russia. Loved them some Bolsheviks though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (vN4+Q)
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Right. They loved communism and the USSR. Russia as a country outside the context of the USSR is a manifest betrayal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:25 AM (I2dne)

85 63 Blog note: Comments containing phrases such as 'jewdar' and 'the tribe' are subject to immediate removal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (MRoRq)


Alexthechick is going to be very salty with you about your hatred of the Cleveland Indians.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2019 11:25 AM (CLxlH)

86

When you accept the fact that wapo is the un-admiited DNC newsletter, it all makes sense.

These people aren't crazy; they're liars.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2019 11:25 AM (v9F6s)

87 if a dipshit like mayor pete floated to the top of russian politics, he would be in an unguided space capsule as we type. fact. headed toward the sun.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (KP5rU)

88 Hey, wasn't there some govt report or something due today, or did the teacher give them an extension?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (r+sAi)

89 Skanky McStank

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (rpxSz)

90 Who dis? Looks kind of like Bradley Manning in the first pic

That's Not How This Works

Actually, yes it is. The left only knows one way to have trials: show tribunals. You're already guilty, the trial is for them to demonstrate their virtue, warn others, and create an atmosphere of terror.

The college tribunals where they don't evenallow the accused to present a case, the Soviet trials where you're guilty, and the trial is merely to establish HOW guilty. Obviously you must be guilty, the people in power say you are, and they cannot be wrong. To even question this is yet another crime.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (KZzsI)

91
OMG baby yoda is so cute! I just can't even!

The kids love the flamethrowers.

Posted by: Yogurt at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

92 Remember this

The 1980's called asking for their foreign policy back because the Cold War's been over for over 20 years.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (oiW2a)

93 Where's WaterCow when you need him?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (ECrgQ)

94 If the Dems truly go after President Trump for "treason" then they are trying to incite someone to physically take out PDT.

They are pushing the crazy faction of their side as hard as they can, because, in their eyes, and the rest of the world, they'll be able to claim they are not responsible for the actions of one of their crazies.

And MSM will cover for them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (qC1Sy)

95 79 Zdrastvuite
Posted by: Sock Monkey...imperialist stooge at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (Fy0Aq)


Privet !
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:24 AM (zr5Kq)


P'rzhalste, piridaitsye kisoslatke kriv'yatki?

(Please pass the sweet and sour shrimp)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (zBaqJ)

96 91
OMG baby yoda is so cute! I just can't even!

The kids love the flamethrowers.
Posted by: Yogurt at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

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"Well, yeah."
-Sipping from my Spaceballs cup

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (q80AH)

97 Cheech/Chong's Nam Vet cousin?

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (X/Pw5)

98 Hey, wasn't there some govt report or something due today, or did the teacher give them an extension?

#twoweeks?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (KZzsI)

99 Who dis?
Why, Mr and Mrs Muse of course.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (Tt761)

100 You know who else was Spartacus?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (M0u+N)

101 I suspect that the Russians probably are planting assets as fast as they can manage to do so at the moment.

With all of the wolf-crying going on, it has become a meaningless accusation that is just dismissed out of hand. Ideal time to pump us full of real assets.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (I2dne)

102 Kelly Preston's middle name is Kamalelehua.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (RU4sa)

103 How did this show up and I didn't know?

Let's RANT!

Oooga Oooga Oooga

Let's RANT!

(BRB, still catching the last comments on last thread - don't wait up for me)

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (Lsu/B)

104 13
No idea who she is (or the guy either) but she's MILFtastic.

Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

John Travolta thinks so too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (N39Ws)

105
Right. They loved communism and the USSR. Russia as a country outside the context of the USSR is a manifest betrayal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:25 AM (I2dne)

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Yup. If you feel like bashing on Putin, his comment about the collapse of the USSR being the greatest geopolitical disaster of the 20th century is perhaps the stupidest thing ever said by a politician in my lifetime.

Yet none of the Left said a peep about that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (AzW6q)

106 You don't have to be stupid to be an actor. But it helps.

Doesn't Limbaugh say something like "Washington is Hollywood for ugly people; show business is politics for stupid people?"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (PDA8A)

107 I've been rewatching Cheers & am now in the years when Tom Skerrit is playing Evan Drake, the big chief at the corporation that owns Cheers

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (7HtZB)

108 Cheech/Chong's Nam Vet cousin?

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (X/Pw5)

Strawberry!

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (gmo/4)

109 Movie actors ARE pretty stupid. Truman Capote made the same point. It's to their advantage. The camera is absolutely unforgiving when it comes to anything that looks like "acting" or self-consciousness. That's the problem both Olivier and Streep have. They're both brialliant actors, but we can see them acting. Works great on the stage. Not so much in film. Olivier strikes some poses in "Hamlet" that make you want to run head-first into a tree, without a helmet. That's why Katherine Hepburn told Hopkins--"Don't act. Just read the lines."

Posted by: Caliban at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (qEujL)

110 http://bit.ly/2DXoIeX
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IG report lays out compelling evidence FBI misled FISA court in Russia case, sources say | John Solomon Reports

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (BqBId)

111 Alexthechick is going to be very salty with you about your hatred of the Cleveland Indians.
Posted by: Buzzion

Why is she an Indians fan ?

Doesn't she live in jersey ?

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (arJlL)

112 My dog is a Russian agent. I just picked up all her poop and when I came back from the garbage can dropping it off, she left another poop.
Who else but a Russian agent would do such a heinous act?!?!?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

113 If the Dems truly go after President Trump for "treason" then they are trying to incite someone to physically take out PDT.

They are pushing the crazy faction of their side as hard as they can, because, in their eyes, and the rest of the world, they'll be able to claim they are not responsible for the actions of one of their crazies.

And MSM will cover for them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (qC1Sy)
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I don't know when they enter the "hot lead" phase of the "get Trump by any means necessary" program, but I think that's where it's going to go eventually.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (I2dne)

114 Comments containing phrases such as 'jewdar' and 'the tribe' are subject to immediate removal.

I need a ruling here, is "five sided space Joo with the weather machine" acceptable?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (KZzsI)

115 d20 > d8

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:29 AM (7HtZB)

116 85 63 Blog note: Comments containing phrases such as 'jewdar' and 'the tribe' are subject to immediate removal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (MRoRq)


Alexthechick is going to be very salty with you about your hatred of the Cleveland Indians.
Posted by: Buzzion



Heh. I was wondering about that myself.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:29 AM (vN4+Q)

117 P'rzhalste, piridaitsye kisoslatke kriv'yatki?

(Please pass the sweet and sour shrimp)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (zBaqJ)

Privet !

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:29 AM (zr5Kq)

118 Right. They loved communism and the USSR. Russia as a country outside the context of the USSR is a manifest betrayal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:25 AM (I2dne)

And that's why Russia is the Left's bogeyman du jour now.

Turning away from Communism has made them apostates to the Cult of the Almighty State.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 11:29 AM (J+mig)

119 65 48 I'm so old I remember when Democrats loved Russia.
Posted by: jsg


Not Russia, the USSR. They never liked Russia. Loved them some Bolsheviks though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (vN4+Q)


Never confuse a Russian with a Soviet.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 09, 2019 11:29 AM (Rbu5d)

120 They never liked Russia.

A sizable number of Harvard types and other Democrats got rich off the "loans for shares" program after the fall of the Soviet Union, which transferred the assets of the Soviet state into the hands of a handful of oligarchs, with minimal benefit to ordinary people (who were supposed to be the beneficiaries of the program).

This was a major reason why you got Putin - the Harvard-sponsored transition to capitalism in Russia functioned pretty much the way Communist propaganda said it would.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (I2/tG)

121 Lol. House Democrats trying to sell the upcoming passage of USMCA as their accomplishment. I'm chortling my as off.

It's called doing your job, assholes.

They wanted wage guarantees for MEXICAN workers. Last I checked the House represents American citizens. Mexico told them to get bent.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (8/E19)

122 Yup. If you feel like bashing on Putin, his comment about the collapse of the USSR being the greatest geopolitical disaster of the 20th century is perhaps the stupidest thing ever said by a politician in my lifetime.

Yet none of the Left said a peep about that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:27 AM (AzW6q)
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Or his intent to rebuild it. He was station chief in Berlin when it all came apart. He called Moscow and demanded a military force to put down the uprising and just got the run-around and silence.

I saw him interviewed by an American press outlet about "why did you run for president in Russia" and he related that story. He finished it with, "I will ensure that never again is there silence on the line."

Who Putin is has been clear from day 1.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (I2dne)

123 I need a ruling here, is "five sided space Joo with the weather machine" acceptable?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (KZzsI)

It's perfectly fine if you want to be on the DC City Council.

Posted by: Councilman Trayvon White (D) at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (tVQUs)

124 And the Stormfronters arrive.
Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

Hey, Permaculture Pete, you forgot the Joo weather machines!

The International Zionist Conspiracy is making a fortune driving up the cost of french fries, by causing an early winter in Idaho!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (I2/tG)


Blog note: Comments containing phrases such as 'jewdar' and 'the tribe' are subject to immediate removal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (MRoRq)


Sometimes it takes a lot of comment reading just to piece together the things you miss.


Posted by: Rocky Balboa at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (z79tQ)

125 So, I'm not the only one that thinks baby Yoda looks like a Mogwai. Hah!

And I never thought that "tribe" or "M.O.T." was derogatory wrt Jews. We have Cobs here who are proud to be M.O.T.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (/sgva)

126 Never confuse a Russian with a Soviet.
Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 09, 2019 11:29 AM (Rbu5d)


Scratch a Russian, find a Tartar.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (wCmLp)

127 I don't know which is more amusing:
The Dems new-found fear of Russia or their even newer sudden respect for the Constitution

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (vPKfA)

128 Putin says Ukraine was corrupt ... Trump says Ukraine was corrupt ... therefore Trump is a Russian Agent. Sure, that makes sense.


They say this even as indictments are coming down for many Americans involved in money running out of Ukraine, and the clear prima facie evidence of Joe/Hunter taking millions in bribes (influence money) is widely known. Old Joe bragged about his clout.


But can they work up to Soros, and open the books on his propaganda enterprise, that reaches into 100 different influence operations?


Influence Ops are a BFD, they are foundational to how our FBI/CIA works covertly to dirty up their enemies (like Trump). It is the whole of the Fake News Industry (war on traditional America) ... and the whole coup is one giant influence op, working right within the DC corridors of influence peddling and sedition. It sways elections globally, and domestically.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (Cus5s)

129 Who else but a Russian agent would do such a heinous act?!?!?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 09, 2019 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

Wait until you see what she did to your shoes.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (ECrgQ)

130 I didn't know I shared a b/day w/Kirk Douglass.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)

131 'We need to dial it back a bit, otherwise we'll sound like a bunch of kooks and lose the confidence of our readers.'

-
That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

132 That's the problem both Olivier and Streep have. They're both brialliant actors, but we can see them acting.

Which really makes them.... not brilliant actors. Brilliant at voice coaching and preparing for a role, but not so much in execution. Streep is the single most overrated actor in the history of mankind. Just because you can learn an accent doesn't make you a genius. It just seems that way in comparison with Ashton Kutcher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (KZzsI)

133 I thought everything was about Drumpf being in collusion with Ukraine? Ukrain, Russia, close enough for the libs.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (mdsFe)

134 Alexthechick is going to be very salty with you about your hatred of the Cleveland Indians.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2019 11:25 AM (CLxlH)


Maybe I can set her up on a date with Baker Mayfield.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (MRoRq)

135 Sometimes it takes a lot of comment reading just to piece together the things you miss.

=


I have a feeling I missed something....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (zr5Kq)

136 130 I didn't know I shared a b/day w/Kirk Douglass.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)

========

So does JJ!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (q80AH)

137 This is just devastating. Trump should end this now. Note how much the Obama years made it worse.

Off the Record, U.S. Officials Acknowledge our Strategy in Afghanistan Is "Fatally flawed" https://t.co/EQmd0Asoa9

...Over in that faraway, deeply troubled country, the American taxpayer has paid for soybeans that won't grow, weapons that Afghan military forces lost, a $2.9 million farming-storage facility that was never used, and a $456,000 training center that "disintegrated" within four months. An Afghan power plant that the U.S. helped build was operating at just 2.2 percent of power production capacity. The SIGAR office round that significant portion of the U.S.-built buildings for the Afghan military are more flammable than international building codes permit. (Hey, why would you need to worry about burning buildings in a country at war, right?)

Inspector General John Sopko... uncovered waste, mismanagement, corruption, and all kinds of problems that no one wants to see, whatever their view of the war in Afghanistan.

...Heavy losses in the poppy-growing province of Helmand have required rebuilding an Afghan army corps and replacing its commander and some other officers as a result, a U.S. general said, of 'a combination of incompetence, corruption, and ineffectiveness.'"

...U.S. officials acknowledged that their warfighting strategies were fatally flawed and that Washington wasted enormous sums of money trying to remake Afghanistan into a modern nation."

Judging from the report, the more the United States tried to fix Afghanistan, the more they complicated and worsened existing problems.

During the peak of the fighting, from 2009 to 2012, U.S. lawmakers and military commanders believed the more they spent on schools, bridges, canals and other civil-works projects, the faster security would improve. Aid workers told government interviewers it was a colossal misjudgment, akin to pumping kerosene on a dying campfire just to keep the flame alive...

In public, U.S. officials insisted they had no tolerance for graft. But in the Lessons Learned interviews, they admitted the U.S. government looked the other way while Afghan power brokers - allies of Washington - plundered with impunity.

...The expectations got ratcheted down a little more, hoping that the Afghan government would get a little closer to something resembling a functioning state that would not collapse the moment we left.

It is not for lack of trying or lack of studying and attempting to adapt our efforts to be effective within the local culture. In 2010, the Pentagon started assembling Cultural Support Teams, a secret pilot program to insert women alongside Special Operations soldiers battling in Afghanistan. The Army reasoned that women could play a unique role on Special Ops teams: accompanying their male colleagues on raids and, while those soldiers were searching for insurgents, questioning the mothers, sisters, daughters and wives living at the compound.

The United States has allocated more than $133 billion to build up Afghanistan - more than it spent, adjusted for inflation, to revive the whole of Western Europe with the Marshall Plan after World War II. Since 2001, more than 775,000 U.S. troops have deployed to Afghanistan, many repeatedly. Of those, 2,300 died there and 20,589 were wounded in action, according to Defense Department figures.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (FBrfY)

138 Blog note: Comments containing phrases such as 'jewdar' and 'the tribe' are subject to immediate removal.
Posted by: OregonMuse


We'll lose a lot of our Jewish posters then. Because I have seen more than once where they refer to themselves as "of the tribe".

Especially CBD.

Then again, he's a known anti-semite going way back.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (7jTtI)

139 They wanted wage guarantees for MEXICAN workers. Last I checked the
House represents American citizens. Mexico told them to get bent.

==
Anything to make the cost of living go UP for American citizens.

For the people those demofascists are.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (pw+jk)

140 Hi all. What's happening?

Kelly Preston makes a great redhead! Too bad she has such an odd marriage.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2019 11:32 AM (NVYyb)

141 they've "rebooted" Batman more times than I can count.

Somebody did a supercut of all the times we've had to watch Bruce's parents being killed.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 09, 2019 11:32 AM (PDA8A)

142 130; do does sefton. big deal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:32 AM (KP5rU)

143 "Please tell Vlad I'll be more flexible after my next election."

---- some prissy former Marxist preezy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

144
He was station chief in Berlin

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I don't think he was actually station chief, IIRC. But yeah he was a KGB spook running Stasi spooks at the time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)

145 Hollywood should remake Spartacus, and get Booker into the movie somehow

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (NVYyb)

146 Tartar sauce is under-rated.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (M0u+N)

147 Kelly Preston has great tits

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (CqE5x)

148 133 I thought everything was about Drumpf being in collusion with Ukraine? Ukrain, Russia, close enough for the libs.
Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (mdsFe)


They keep switching back and forth so often, it's hard to keep track. The Dems must have the Acme Goalpost Moving Co. on permanent speed dial.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (MRoRq)

149 Anyone heard anything out of Catherine Herridge ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (rpxSz)

150 I wonder if anyone has ever tossed out the suggestion of acting sanely in a WaPo editorial staff meeting.

Has anybody at CNN ever suggested cutting down the donut ration?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (Uu+Jp)

151 Happy Birthday, BignJames!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (I2dne)

152 I'm pretty certain the mystery girl has multiple orgasms at will.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (CLteG)

153 130 I didn't know I shared a b/day w/Kirk Douglass.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)

Happy birthday!

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (7HtZB)

154 I always understood "I crap bigger than him." to mean "One of my dumps weighs more than that whole persons bodyweight." Not that my poop is larger than his poop.

Posted by: irright at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (aSKRB)

155 Kelly Preston makes a great redhead! Too bad she has such an odd marriage.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2019 11:32 AM (NVYyb)


Odd marriage?

Posted by: Moochelle at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (ptqGC)

156 Hi all. What's happening?

Kelly Preston makes a great redhead! Too bad she has such an odd marriage.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2019 11:32 AM (NVYyb)

Travolta's beard

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (CqE5x)

157 I didn't know I shared a b/day w/Kirk Douglass.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)

========

So does JJ!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Oh damn. Happy birthday Kirk Douglas and JJ!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:34 AM (7jTtI)

158 Irina Veronina is a fine Russian asset. Unfiltered image searches will be highly NSFW.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

159 Streep is the single most overrated actor in the history of mankind

--

How dare you!

Posted by: George Cloonie at December 09, 2019 11:34 AM (3rtj0)

160 Sometimes it takes a lot of comment reading just to piece together the things you miss.




Posted by: Rocky Balboa at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (z79tQ)


So that's what was going on.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 09, 2019 11:34 AM (hLRSq)

161 I always understood "I crap bigger than him." to mean "One of my dumps weighs more than that whole persons bodyweight." Not that my poop is larger than his poop.
Posted by: irright at December 09, 2019 11:33 AM (aSKRB)

Yes, but if the first is true, so is the second.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 11:34 AM (CqE5x)

162 Doesn't Limbaugh say something like "Washington is Hollywood for ugly people; show business is politics for stupid people?"

I reject this saying, as it assumes politicians are smart. Some are, of course, but many are dumber than a box of hairy rocks that look like doorknobs. This is especially true of the CBC, where the ability to think and speak intelligently appears to be a disqualifier. Thomas Sowell wouldn't be allowed in.

Posted by: pep at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (T6t7i)

163 55
In the meantime continued silence on Bill Clinton's 500k Russian payday while Hillary was SoS.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (oiW2a)

______


... and the rest of Uranium One ... and Joe and Hunter Biden's $1.5 billion grift from China ... and [well, this could take all day] ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (lgy2g)

164 Oh damn. Happy birthday Kirk Douglas and JJ!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:34 AM (7jTtI)
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Mega dittoes!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (qC1Sy)

165 Lol. House Democrats trying to sell the upcoming passage of USMCA as their accomplishment. I'm chortling my as off.

It's called doing your job, assholes.

They wanted wage guarantees for MEXICAN workers. Last I checked the House represents American citizens. Mexico told them to get bent.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (8/E19)

I"m convinced the Democrats are going to torpedo the USMCA by inserting all kinds of poison pills in it Then , when it get's rejected by Trump, and the Republicans in the House, they will scream and squawk that Trump is giving welfare to the Mexicans and Canadians, hurting American workers, and then will start investigations into the quid pro quos those two countries gave him to be their stooge.

They will use it through the election cycle. Just watch.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (I3OPu)

166 So does JJ!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:31 AM (q80AH)

Yeah, but my Medicare Advantage plan kicked in.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (X/Pw5)

167 Hey, don't worry folks, I know the Government runs out of money again in 10 days, but I'm SURE Congress is on top of it!
/spit

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (NgKpN)

168 Yes, but if the first is true, so is the second.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 11:34 AM (CqE5x)
++++++++++++
Counterpoint: Beagles. They seem to poop out more than their own body weight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (I2dne)

169 Ahh Kelly Preston.

I would give her the best 2.5 minutes of her life.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (CLteG)

170 Turning away from Communism has made them apostates to the Cult of the Almighty State.

Russia is governed by Czars - you had the regular Czars, a Soviet Czar, a forty-year interregnum, and then a capitalist Czar.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (I2/tG)

171 I didn't know that Sefton shared the same Birfday as Issur Danielovitch! Happy Birfday!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (flINI)

172 I was in line at a Michael's store the other day, and glaring at me from a magazine rack was Mooch, on the cover of Time.

"Michelle Obama: Her Inspiring Story"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

173 all streep ever did is play streep. no talent pile of commie shit. must have laid more pipe than the alaska pipeline.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (KP5rU)

174
I saw and old interview of Travolta by Dick Clark (I think on American Bandstand), where Travolta said something about he and his friends being at the club. Clark cut him off, and said something like "Nobody here wants to know about those kinds of clubs, John."

I was both flabbergasted and laughing myself silly. Clark straight-up called him out as a homo on live TV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

175 Good point about Batman.

We watched the Lego one this weekend again. It has some really clever bits.

Posted by: George Cloonie at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (3rtj0)

176 Once upon a time, newspapers had to actually, you know, sell newspapers to stay in business.

Every time you buy something from Amazon, you are contributing to the Washington Post and its ability to continue to spew propaganda without having to sell its fishwrap.

Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (oGBso)

177 I read that "Peloton commercial" got more Google searches than "impeachment" last week.

(Peloton makes exercise equipment & had a mildly controversial ad which feminist spokesharpies disliked.)

Btw, RAS has Trump's JA at 51/48 today-- about 4 days in a row. This is quite different!

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (Cssks)

178
What's all this about anti-MOT remarks?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (zBaqJ)

179 172
I was in line at a Michael's store the other day, and glaring at me from a magazine rack was Mooch, on the cover of Time.

"Michelle Obama: Her Inspiring Story"


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
As told before or after she hated her country?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

180 Dammit, George, everyone can see that it's you pretending to be someone else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (3rtj0)

181 Happy Birthday, BigNJames!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

182 MMMM Kelly Preston. Yes!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (r7Fvf)

183 If the Dems truly go after President Trump for "treason" then they are trying to incite someone to physically take out PDT.

They are pushing the crazy faction of their side as hard as they can, because, in their eyes, and the rest of the world, they'll be able to claim they are not responsible for the actions of one of their crazies.

And MSM will cover for them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (qC1Sy)


The GOP, led by that see you next Tuesday Paul Ryan, never went as hard after the commiecrats and unfree presstitutes for motivating Hodgkinson as they should have. Contrast that with how they blamed Jared Laughner on Palin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (y7DUB)

184 I was in line at a Michael's store the other day, and glaring at me from a magazine rack was Mooch, on the cover of Time.

"Michelle Obama: Her Inspiring Story"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

She's always on the cover of something, so she must sell magazines.
But who buys them? Blacks?
Or white suburban soccer wine moms who like to virtue signal by displaying the rags on their coffee table?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (CqE5x)

185 Well, if guilty men refuse to testify, that means Schiff... uh, Schiff... is innocent because he knows he is being called strictly for the political theater.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (7Fs5Q)

186 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?

I just saw the trailer for the new one and it looks fantastic, which was said by nobody ever about VagBusters.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)

187 Kirk Douglas is 103. I wonder if he's been collecting SS since he was 65?

How does that work for actors/actresses who don't get a weekly/biweekly check?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (7jTtI)

188 172 I was in line at a Michael's store the other day, and glaring at me from a magazine rack was Mooch, on the cover of Time.

"Michelle Obama: Her Inspiring Story"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
----------------

The article probably reads like the person who wrote it was paid by the adjective.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (qC1Sy)

189 172; she inspires me to be a better subversive. i can't begin to fathom the depth of disgust i have for that freak of nature. and that swingin dick of hers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (KP5rU)

190 126 Never confuse a Russian with a Soviet.
Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 09, 2019 11:29 AM (Rbu5d)

Scratch a Russian, find a Tartar.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 09, 2019 11:30 AM (wCmLp)

Heh.

I love the blond(e)-hair-blue-eyes-plus-epicanthic-fold look. Had that look in my Hungarian forebears.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (Rbu5d)

191 186 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?

I just saw the trailer for the new one and it looks fantastic, which was said by nobody ever about VagBusters.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)

=========

It's about as good a trailer as you can make. It's good.

It also doesn't include man hating jokes, which is nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (q80AH)

192 Blog note: Comments containing phrases such as 'jewdar' and 'the tribe' are subject to immediate removal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 09, 2019 11:23 AM (MRoRq)

Yeah!

Screw the Braves!

And the Nats too, while we're at it...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (Ft8fw)

193 I was in line at a Michael's store the other day, and glaring at me from a magazine rack was Mooch, on the cover of Time.

"Michelle Obama: Her Inspiring Story"


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
--------------------------------------

Her latest book, er I mean bribe, is already at the used book stores. Glaring out at all passersby.

Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (oGBso)

194 "Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (I3OPu)"

I would have been with you a few weeks ago and I will wait for the House vote, but it looks like Democrats have changed their tune. Impeachment is killing them and they are looking for a "win" they can sell in purple districts and to key constituencies. That's their plan now anyway. They want this to show they can be "bipartisan". BTW I just spit my coffee when I wrote that.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (8/E19)

195 And new Ghostbusters shows a respect for the original, which Lady Ghostbusters outright didn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (q80AH)

196 You would think a Republican would bring up Biden and his son in this show trial, but no they keep going the route of there was no quid pro quo with Trump playing the Dem game. There should have been a quid pro quo! and it is perfectly fine because the president sets policy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (r+sAi)

197 Michelle Obama's inspiring story of marrying a man who accomplished something?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (3rtj0)

198 She's always on the cover of something, so she must sell magazines.
But who buys them? Blacks?
Or white suburban soccer wine moms who like to virtue signal by displaying the rags on their coffee table?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 11:38 AM (CqE5x)

Something tells me it's far more the latter than the former.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (tVQUs)

199 Nicole Kidman much better actress than Meryl Streep.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:40 AM (oiW2a)

200 The GOP, led by that see you next Tuesday Paul Ryan, never went as hard after the commiecrats and unfree presstitutes for motivating Hodgkinson as they should have. Contrast that with how they blamed Jared Laughner on Palin.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 11:37 AM (y7DUB)
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Yeah, the GOPe precipitated this nonsense through the mass retirement of 40 house members.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 11:40 AM (qC1Sy)

201 194 "Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:35 AM (I3OPu)"

I would have been with you a few weeks ago and I will wait for the House vote, but it looks like Democrats have changed their tune. Impeachment is killing them and they are looking for a "win" they can sell in purple districts and to key constituencies. That's their plan now anyway. They want this to show they can be "bipartisan". BTW I just spit my coffee when I wrote that.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 11:39 AM (8/E19)

==========

"Hey, you know that huge clusterfuck of impeachment that I made? I killed it after months and months. You're welcome. Re-elect me!"
-Red district Democrat asking for re-election

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:40 AM (q80AH)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Coster Rabbit.jpg


Still Life With Rabbit
Anne Valleyer-Coster

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (q80AH)

2 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (ECrgQ)

3 An ironic title.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (q80AH)

4 Good show, TheJamesMadison!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (ECrgQ)

5 Poor dead critters. Looking at this does not make me hungry, just sad.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (k4dH2)

6 to ten!

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (JNTt1)

7 Ham!

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (X/Pw5)

8 Hippity, hoppity, Easter's not on its way for THIS guy, ammirite?



Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (U7qMl)

9 Are those parsnips?

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)

10 100 comment rule [CBD]

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (gAMkn)

11 Heavy rabbit...needs a chain hoist.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)

12 Someone's gonna make a mighty fine stew with that good-looking rabbit. Big hoss of a rabbit.

Also, nice painting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (I2dne)

13 Well there goes breakfast.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

14 A conspicuous lack of blood.

Posted by: Hannibal Lektor at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (l3+k2)

15 You should photoshop "Democrats" onto the rabbit.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (8/E19)

16 "Life"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (JUOKG)

17 10 ...I think it's more bluffing.
Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (gAMkn)



Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it doesn't happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (zBaqJ)

18 Parsnips or some sort of wild carrot is my guess.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (U7qMl)

19 A conspicuous lack of blood.
Posted by: Hannibal Lektor at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (l3+k2)
+++++++++++
I assume it was drained outdoors and cleaned before being brought in. It still needs to be skinned, but that would ruin the tranquility of the picture, so they probably deviated from the normal order in the interests of aesthetics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (I2dne)

20 Did this artist work pre-photography? I can see using photos as reference. Working from life though would be problematic. Those carcasses don't smell pretty, have to work fast.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (/Kzdq)

21 "And I will name him Eddie!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (Juxur)

22 I finally got the varmint!

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (IttZ7)

23 11 Heavy rabbit...needs a chain hoist.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)


"Food of the G-ds"-sized rabbit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (zBaqJ)

24 More like still death amirite?

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (ZfRYq)

25 Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it doesn't happen.
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Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it does.

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (gAMkn)

26 I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..

I think empandadas are out.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (1glZx)

27 Still Life With Rabbit


Because it's dead. But mainly because it's dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (7jTtI)

28 KILL THE WABBIT, KILL THE WABBIT

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (BqBId)

29 Rabbit Season!

Posted by: Triumphant Daffy at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (s87W2)

30 Very Still Life with a Rabbit

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (vd8XM)

31 And thus, the sad end of Br'er Rabbit.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (90T4r)

32 I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..

I think empandadas are out.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (1glZx)
+++++++++++
You could make a pretty mean pot pie (assuming that the flour is off-canvas but nearby).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (I2dne)

33 What does it all mean ???

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)

34 Is it really life though?

Posted by: Someguy at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (7nTlT)

35 24 More like still death amirite?
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (ZfRYq)


The French say "mort natur" meaning literally dead nature, or colloquially still life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (zBaqJ)

36 I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..


A hell of a meal.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (7jTtI)

37 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: quail at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (CLteG)

38 Nothing better than a good hasenpfeffer.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (8/E19)

39 The fowl -- Hey! Still life with rabbit? What am I, chopped livva?

Posted by: Bud Norton at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (6cOMd)

40 Meaty.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (NWiLs)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

42 That's not life. That's dinner.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

43 What's holding the rabbit's right hind leg up? Rigor mortis?

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (AMIL/)

44 Parsnips are white-ish. Maybe they're fancy Fronch parsnips.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (/Kzdq)

45 Needs taters.

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (l3+k2)

46 It's the proto-TurDucKen. A WoodHamBit

Or HamBitCock.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (U7qMl)

47 > Parsnips or some sort of wild carrot is my guess.
I'd go with some type of beet.
The greens don't really look carrot or parsnip-like, and there are varieties of elongated beets in addition to the more common (in modern times, anyway) round ones.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (Juxur)

48 32 I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (I2dne)


A rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret walk into a bar...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (zBaqJ)

49 Heavy rabbit...needs a chain hoist.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)


"Food of the G-ds"-sized rabbit?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


"Removing the pin from the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (7jTtI)

50 Quail is my favorite game bird. They taste sublime.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (90T4r)

51 We've replaced this meal with a yummy soybean burger.
Let's see if anyone can tell.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (vd8XM)

52 Shhh, lie still until he is out of the room.

Posted by: quail to rabbit at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (CLteG)

53 I got dibs on the feet

gonna need them

Posted by: Nancypants at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (rpxSz)

54 Well, those ingredients will make an interesting stew.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (YslsA)

55 51 We've replaced this meal with a yummy soybean burger.
Let's see if anyone can tell.
Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (vd8XM)


Ah soy. The let' grow tits on guys food.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (90T4r)

56 It's no banana taped to a wall.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (NWiLs)

57 it seems like the roast is already cooked....i don't like that it's so close to the dead rabbit and bird.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (0O7c5)

58 Granddaughter is just now making the connection between the meat on her plate and the cute little animals on the farm. It's not going well.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

59 Soaked with red win and spices, then lightly seared and wrapped in bacon, rabbit is delicious.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (VpIIl)

60 That rabbit didn't kill itself.

just sayin'

Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (Y274z)

61
Worth Two In The Bush - a limerick

The Partridge Family's on TV again
But my mama says that grousing is a sin
A pheasant's just a bird
But woodcock's a dirty word
I keep telling you people ptarm and ptarmigan

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)

62 I like these kitchen still life paintings. They are realistic enough to provide a level of life-like detail while retaining artistic elements of light and position. And being 'household' scenes allows the artist to show the deep wood grain and other details that appear so rich in indoor lighting. They are both effective and attractive.

Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (7EjX1)

63 Cambridge just had all their butcher paintings removed from the lunch room because it was triggering to the vegans.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (oiW2a)

64 I always thought 'still life' just means the subject doesn't move. As opposed to live models who twitch and breathe and stuff.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (/Kzdq)

65 > some radishes

Radishes are also a possibility. The greens definitely look more like radishes than carrots or parsnips, but I'm still going with beets.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (Juxur)

66 yummy soybean burger....
Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (vd8XM)
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No such thing.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (ECrgQ)

67 56 It's no banana taped to a wall.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (NWiLs)

A bad night is waking up with your banana taped to a wall.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (90T4r)

68 Kill de Wabbit, Kill de Wabbit!!!

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35sg3h

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (V2Yro)

69 Slice me off a chunk of that ham, - hold the fleas and ticks.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (2Mnv1)

70 Interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Anne_Vallayer-Coster

She was an 18th century food blogger!

Also, she wasn't murdered during the French Revolution.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (0ReGO)

71 You could make a pretty mean pot pie (assuming that the flour is off-canvas but nearby).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (I2dne)


Maybe a jugged hare.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (1glZx)

72 Honey Baked Ham, the Early Years

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (IttZ7)

73 My dad and his friends would make rabbit stew over the campfire on our hunting trips. It was actually more of a rabbit ragu. Like everything else, it tasted so good made outdoors over the fire.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (U7qMl)

74 If anybody tried to replace real meat with some veggie crap to dupe me, the next thing they should do is run like hell.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (8/E19)

75 One 17th century painting by Fran Snyders.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (oiW2a)

76 Bugs said "what's up doc" for the final time. Ole Yosemite Sam had enough of that shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (vN4+Q)

77 A bad night is waking up with your banana taped to a wall.
Posted by: tubal


Bad or epic.
Depending on the stories.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (7jTtI)

78 Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it doesn't happen.
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Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it does.

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (gAMkn)

I'm not a fan of Jane Fonda but I like the movie Cat Balloo. At the end she is standing on the gallows and they ask if she has any last words, she says "let's get on with it."
That's what I hear from Trump. Anytime he tweets about this impeachment scam he seems to be saying lets get on with it. Total lack of anything even vaguely resembling concern over this idiotic shit show. Just bored, let's get on with it shall we. I love that guy!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (myjNJ)

79
also, you use the blood to thicken the sauce when you make a jugged hare.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (1glZx)

80 73 My dad and his friends would make rabbit stew over the campfire on our hunting trips. It was actually more of a rabbit ragu. Like everything else, it tasted so good made outdoors over the fire.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (U7qMl)

Wood smoke, what can't it do ?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (90T4r)

81 Uh, I've had training in food service safety. Couldn't have AF pilots barfing in their planes, you know. That painting gives me the willies, with dead animals hanging over prepared food.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (87gB3)

82 Yuck. I can't imagine eating a rodent, I'd have to go with tofu

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (U7k5w)

83 57 it seems like the roast is already cooked....i don't like that it's so close to the dead rabbit and bird.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (0O7c5)

Likely smoked. And the Claret washes away any germs. Hell, I'm eating it with the same hand I wiped with, so...

Posted by: Woodsman at December 09, 2019 09:45 AM (CLteG)

84 100 comment rule [CBD]

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:45 AM (JUOKG)

85 Remember the classic line from Peter Rabbit, where Peter's mom tells him to stay away from Farmer McGregor's garden?

"Your father had an accident there. He was put into a pie by Mrs. McGregor."

I wonder if that line is still in the current versions (assuming Peter Rabbit hasn't been declared "white supremacist" or something and banned from schools and libraries).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (Juxur)

86 all right, after looking at this painting for a bit I have decided that it means absolutely nothing. just your average still life.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (zr5Kq)

87 Part of the appeal of domestic still life paintings for me, like this one, is what they show about the culture and what is considered desirable to have and display.

Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (7EjX1)

88

Let Me Speak To Your Manager - a limerick

There once was a man known as Hugh
At a restaurant in Kalamazoo
When they served up his meal
He said, "Hey what's the deal!"
"Waiter, there's a hare in my stew!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (m45I2)

89 I didn't do it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (v7HSy)

90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq)

91 I wonder if the cook is going to make Welsh Rarebit?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (oiW2a)

92 Yuck. I can't imagine eating a rodent, I'd have to go with tofu
Posted by: CN


If you've never had squirrel, you've missed out.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:47 AM (7jTtI)

93 I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq)



People keep telling me that. They lie.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

94 Granddaughter is just now making the connection
between the meat on her plate and the cute little animals on the farm.
It's not going well.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (lwiT4)


Teaching children about the role that death has in maintaining life and that each and every one of is mortal and will ultimately face death on our own is the hardest part of being a children's party clown.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:48 AM (1glZx)

95 If you've ever killed a wild boar and seen the things that un-ass from it when it starts to cool off, you would never eat it no matter how good it was cooked.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:48 AM (8/E19)

96 The Democrat Intelligence Committee counsel presenting Schiff's fantasies this morning needs to get a better razor.

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2019 09:49 AM (AMIL/)

97 We past 100 yet?

No. [CBD]

Posted by: DanMan at December 09, 2019 09:49 AM (XTiHL)

98 "And these are called intestines"...

Posted by: Children's Party Clown at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (CLteG)

99 90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq)


Used to go hunting when a kid, for rabbits. Had a basset beagle mix dog, who Loved to flush them out. Good times. Hunted squirrels too, with my Dad. Would go out around dawn, sit near hickory trees and wait for them to start feeding.
Some of best times of my life.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (90T4r)

100 you've ever killed a wild boar and seen the things that un-ass from it when it starts to cool off, you would never eat it no matter how good it was cooked.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:48 AM (8/E19)

That's why I laugh at the urban crowd who make fun of rural people. That T-Bone in you grocery store isn't manufactured by Amazon.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oiW2a)

101 I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq)



People keep telling me that. They lie.

Posted by: grammie winger


I guess it depends on how it's cooked. Breaded and deep fried like chicken, squirrel and rabbit taste like chicken to me.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (7jTtI)

102 We all knew it was just a matter of time before that rabbit was going to turnip dead.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2)

103 I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.



Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq)



People keep telling me that. They lie.



Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:47 AM

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Rabbit does not taste like chicken unless Navy cooks made it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (JUOKG)

104 I'm pretty much off red meat so my fave part of the painting is the root vegetables in the corner. I'm getting the semi-annual craving for meat so I'll probably make beef stew.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (/Kzdq)

105 OT:

New Ghostbusters trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaY98VY5qwU

I'm kinda excited, but mostly because of Jason Reitman's presence. The trailer itself is decent too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (q80AH)

106 That T-Bone in you grocery store isn't manufactured by Amazon.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oiW2a)



Please don't mention that to my granddaughter.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (lwiT4)

107 I killed a wild boar, once.

Ticks were crawling all over the fucker.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (CLteG)

108 90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.

We ate rabbit and squirrel and frogs legs and venison and grouse and all kinds of fish and whatever else we could nab with guns and poles and nets. But the one time my dad and his buddies got a couple snakes and cooked them in strips held over the fire I was dead set against eating any.

Finally coerced into trying a bite, I did not find it to taste chicken-esque and was in no hurry to add it to my regular menu.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (U7qMl)

109

Bunny Club after Glenn Close visits...................


Boiled bunny burgers...I'm lovin' IT.

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (5IHGB)

110 I had rabbit that was soaked in bourbon and then smoked. It was pretty delicious. But a human forearm would probably taste good if you did that to it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (8/E19)

111 Very still

Posted by: None shall pass at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (JdcHc)

112 If Chanel Rion is going to be all over the screen, I'm going to start watching OANN clips. Even if she's covering the Dem debates. Yikes.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (El6T/)

113 There's a video online somewhere of an Alaska Native elder showing a group of Native kids how to turn a caribou into meat using nothing but a big buck knife.

Probably a lot of white kids could benefit from watching that as well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (Juxur)

114 64 I always thought 'still life' just means the subject doesn't move. As opposed to live models who twitch and breathe and stuff.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (/Kzdq)

It does, but there's always someone that's going to go for the double meaning.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (J+mig)

115 Snake probably tastes like gator....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (zr5Kq)

116 I'm of the opinion there are many repubs with the same kind of kickbacks Biden had going on.
Posted by: DanMan at December 09, 2019 09:49 AM (XTiHL)


They're all corrupt. It all depends on how bad and how bold they've become.

I'm of the opinion that the Dems have gotten away with it for so long, they feel they're teflon and just don't give a shit. They "can't" be touched.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

117 rabbit tastes like chicken when it's actually chicken

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (0O7c5)

118 101

I guess it depends on how it's cooked. Breaded and deep fried like chicken, squirrel and rabbit taste like chicken to me.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (7jTtI)

Sure does. Cook in an iron skillet, fried in Crisco.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (90T4r)

119 I'm of the opinion there are many repubs with the same kind of kickbacks Biden had going on.
Posted by: DanMan


Which is why NO ONE in DC wants Trump around.
The graft would have continued unabated with Hillary at the helm.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (7jTtI)

120 90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq)
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My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off.

Some people in this world are evil.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ)

121 103. I was a little kid, everything animal tasted like chicken.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (/Kzdq)

122 102 We all knew it was just a matter of time before that rabbit was going to turnip dead.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2)

He was such a ham.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (CLteG)

123 Anyway, like I was sayin', rabbit is the fruit of the land.
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.
Dey's uh, rabbit-kabobs, rabbit creole, rabbit gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
There's pineapple rabbit, lemon rabbit, coconut rabbit, pepper rabbit, rabbit soup, rabbit stew, rabbit salad, rabbit and potatoes, rabbit burger, rabbit sandwich.
That- that's about it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (88+cf)

124 107 I killed a wild boar, once.

Ticks were crawling all over the fucker.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (CLteG)

Yeah, they are pretty nasty animals.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (90T4r)

125 Snake probably tastes like gator....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (zr5

Gator ( tail ) is a very sweet taste. Snake more like chicken.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (oiW2a)

126 My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I
had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked
my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off.



That's horrible.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

127 Rabbit in cream sauce is very good.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (zr5Kq)

128 A good object lesson to watch is taking place this week with the UK elections, for anyone who wonders if a legislature would do anything so stupid that it would cost many members their seats. Remember all the maneuvering and infighting to block Brexit that took place in September - October previous? The Parliament was able to block it temporarily, but at the price of being forced to call new elections. (when they could have put those elections off for 3 years if they had allowed it to go forward)

UK Elections are on Thursday, and estimates are that, from all parties, at least 50 - 80 members of the previous parliament will be tossed out and replaced by pro-Brexiters. This also includes some conservative party members who refused to support brexit, and who have been replaced as a result.

So yes, politicians with puffed up egos commit political suicide quite easily.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (V2Yro)

129 You just can't beet a good root vegetable pun.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (U7qMl)

130 Reminds me of one of the funniest misunderstood idioms I ever read. It could happen only if you have only heard it spoken and never seen it written.

I once saw a comment somewhere about something coming within a "hare's breath" of something else.

While that is indeed a short distance, that is *not* the idiom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (I2dne)

131 I've had gator. It's good. I've never had snake though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

132 I ordered a big bowl of hasenpfeffer once. The segment of rabbit backbone in my spoon was a neat trick. Tasty.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (2Mnv1)

133 I killed a wild boar, once.

Ticks were crawling all over the fucker.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth



That's why you never kill possums, contrary to Granny Clampett.

Possums hoover up ticks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (7jTtI)

134 120. Wow - is that a-hole of ur stepfather still alive? Give me his address. My cousin Vinny wants to talk to him.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (/Kzdq)

135
I killed a wild boar, once.



Ticks were crawling all over the fucker.






Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM

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Those things carry nearly every parasite known to exist in Texas.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (JUOKG)

136 I was giving some consideration to the artwork, then scrolled down a bit to see the title.

Still life with rabbit -- just made me chuckle. Yes, a very still lifeless rabbit.

* wanders into kitchen to see if there's materials for a grilled ham and cheese sandwich ... for Milady to make me, I mean, of course *

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (Lsu/B)

137 120 90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq)
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My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off.

Some people in this world are evil.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ)

Sounds like a real asshole. Needed an ass kicking, he did.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (90T4r)

138 Rabbit is very similar in nutritional value as chicken. A healthy rabbit.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (oiW2a)

139 The Carnivore Platter.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (M0u+N)

140 I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..


*******

My grandmas used to make a mean rabbit woodcock ham radish and pint of claret stew. You could probably adapt her recipe.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)

141 Some people in this world are evil.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ)
++++++++++
That's pretty messed up. Was it actually your pet? If so, that's *really* messed up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (I2dne)

142 That's horrible.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

He was a horrible person. But he's dead now, so he is no longer my problem. He has to deal with God, now.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (ECrgQ)

143 Ticks are the least of it. All those things that bored into the skin that start wiggling their way out are a little freaky.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (8/E19)

144 Those things carry nearly every parasite known to exist in Texas.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (JUOKG)


pigs.....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)

145 It's really too bad wild boars are such nasty f*ckers. All that potential wild pork running around for free.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (U7qMl)

146 Better them than me!

Posted by: The Chicken at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

147 He was a horrible person. But he's dead now, so he is no longer my problem. He has to deal with God, now.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (ECrgQ)



I can relate.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (lwiT4)

148 131 I've had gator. It's good. I've never had snake though.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

Had deep fried rattlesnake, Insom. It was not especially good, sort of blah actually.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (90T4r)

149 Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda. "We are continuing to expand our diversity," Michelle Vicary, Crown Media's executive vice president of programming. "We are looking at pitches for LGBTQ movies."



Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (sZaoP)

150 Eating animals is fine.
Eating pets?
That's friggin' disgusting.
Doing that to a little kid?
Well, that deserves a righteous ass-beating.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (Juxur)

151 A bad night is waking up with your banana taped to a wall.
_____________

Better taped than stapled, nailed, or super-glued.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (k4dH2)

152 God money's not looking for the cure.
God money's not concerned about the sick among the pure.
God money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
God money's not one to choose

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)

153 OK, impeachment hearings are on...

This democrat attorney lost me about 20 minutes ago.

And I'm interested.

Just imagine how bored the people who don't care about this are.

Posted by: jwest at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (U6f/q)

154 That's why I laugh at the urban crowd who make fun of rural people. That T-Bone in you grocery store isn't manufactured by Amazon.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oiW2a)


It's all broken-down into proteins, sugars, and other chemicals before being built into meat and fat and blood and bone. I agree the mix of the "raw materials" doesn't look pretty while in the stomach and small intestine of a cow or hog.

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (AMIL/)

155 Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda. "We are continuing to expand our diversity," Michelle Vicary, Crown Media's executive vice president of programming. "We are looking at pitches for LGBTQ movies."

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (sZaoP)
++++++++++++
I know several people who watch a lot of Hallmark channel. Mostly older ladies. I don't think they'll love this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne)

156 Snakes in a pan can kill a man...Venimison au poison.

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (5IHGB)

157 He was a horrible person. But he's dead now, so he is no longer my problem. He has to deal with God, now.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (ECrgQ)

Wow. What an absolute dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (NWiLs)

158 397 Plus, when he posts, I feel more grounded and less likely to set my hair on fire.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (lwiT4)

Jack has a strangely calming influence at least to me. He reminds me of the one sane uncle I had that I'd go visit after my parents died to assure me that the world hasn't gone full retard.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM (y7DUB)

Bringing this over from the last thread just to say "ditto."

Oh, and Anne is a vegan.

Posted by: Caliban at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (qEujL)

159 A pig, a rabbit and a quail walk into a kitchen...




and end up as a meal.

The end.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

160 Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++
One of the best records ever cut.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne)

161 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (I2dne)

That's an eggcorn as opposed to a simple mispronunciation. Eggcorns have to make sense even if they're incorrect.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (oiW2a)

162 So, yearly Christmas LGBTQ Rom-Coms?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (U7qMl)

163 That's an eggcorn as opposed to a simple mispronunciation. Eggcorns have to make sense even if they're incorrect.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (oiW2a)
++++++++++++
Thanks! That's a new word to me. Know the etymology?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (I2dne)

164 Had deep fried rattlesnake, Insom. It was not especially good, sort of blah actually.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (90T4r)

Interesting. Probably wasn't properly seasoned. (Like I'd know).

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (NWiLs)

165

Bruce that Sheila is a 'ROO...i'll have the thigh from thumper.

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (5IHGB)

166 I was a little kid, everything animal tasted like chicken.

*******

My granddaughter a couple of weeks after trying steak for the first time (maybe 3-4 years old) asked her mom, "Remember when I ate that black chicken?"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2)

167 Squirrel are rats with a bushier tail. But done the right way they are tasty. But you need a few for a meal.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (8/E19)

168 Rabbit is very similar in nutritional value as chicken. A healthy rabbit.



Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM

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I recall reading something about rabbit meat not containing certain amino acids in fat that are required for humans and a steady diet of rabbit would lead to deficiencies and could actually kill you.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JUOKG)

169 160 Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++
One of the best records ever cut.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne)

Oh yes. So many tracks that still speak to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)

170 131 I've had gator. It's good. I've never had snake though.
_______________

I killed a snake (not a rattler) in the yard a few years ago. Just dug a hole under it and buried the carcass. The next day, my dog dug it up and ate it.

She seemed to think it tasted pretty good. Of course, YMMV.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (k4dH2)

171 "Remember when I ate that black chicken?"


Sweet

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (lwiT4)

172 Good Morning Boomers!
Be wery quiet, don't let the White Supremacists hear you

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (Fxgkp)

173 131
I've had gator. It's good. I've never had snake though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs)


Tastes like rabbit.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (CQ3Qb)

174 My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off.

Some people in this world are evil.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ)


When I read things like this, I didn't know how lucky I had it growing up. Because that is vile with no redeeming characteristics.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (y7DUB)

175 167 Squirrel are rats with a bushier tail. But done the right way they are tasty. But you need a few for a meal.

Rabbit Helper. Now with 20% less sawdust.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (U7qMl)

176 Chicken tastes like dinosaur.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (M0u+N)

177 I had rabbit as a child at my great aunt's house. Later, I had rabbit in the Navy. I wonder if the Navy still serves rabbit.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (gmo/4)

178 In this place it seems like such a shame.
Though it all looks different now,
I know it's still the same
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

Come on tell me
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I'm down to just one thing.
And I'm starting to scare myself.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I just want something.
I just want something I can never have

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

179 I recall reading something about rabbit meat not containing certain amino acids in fat that are required for humans and a steady diet of rabbit would lead to deficiencies and could actually kill you.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JUOKG)

Yep. Rabbit Sickness, and it will eventually kill you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (U7qMl)

180 Looking at the Bidens, and listening to Joe, makes me realize that sometime in the last 40 years the body politic of the United States has turned into a LP by the Firesign Theater.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (1glZx)

181 My Dad had a weakness for Hallmark channel that we teased him about on many occasions.

The ghey storylines would have ruined it for him

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (sZaoP)

182 Yeah, that's quite the still life.

Almost ironic, one would say.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (qC1Sy)

183 Looking at the Bidens, and listening to Joe, makes me realize that sometime in the last 40 years the body politic of the United States has turned into a LP by the Firesign Theater.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (1glZx)
+++++++++++
Except with really high stakes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (I2dne)

184 It's really too bad wild boars are such nasty f*ckers. All that potential wild pork running around for free.
Posted by: Guy Smiley



Trust me. Many are good and are eaten.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (7jTtI)

185 174 My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off.

Some people in this world are evil.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ)

When I read things like this, I didn't know how lucky I had it growing up. Because that is vile with no redeeming characteristics.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (y7DUB)

Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

186 "Still life with Rabbit" - what about the other tasties about - the bird, the ham, radishes, the libation in the bottle? Their unions will hear of this travesty!

Looks a bit Rococo-esque....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (zL/eJ)

187 Coniglio alla Stimpirata. Absolutely delicious when cooked by the right Sicilian Grandma.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (VpIIl)

188 179 I recall reading something about rabbit meat not containing certain amino acids in fat that are required for humans and a steady diet of rabbit would lead to deficiencies and could actually kill you.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JUOKG)

Yep. Rabbit Sickness, and it will eventually kill you.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (U7qMl)


Well, hell, looks like I gotta sell the Bunny Ranch now.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (90T4r)

189 Wow. What an absolute dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (NWiLs)

That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ)

190 I recall reading something about rabbit meat not containing certain amino acids in fat that are required for humans and a steady diet of rabbit would lead to deficiencies and could actually kill you.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JUOKG)

Yep. Rabbit Sickness, and it will eventually kill you.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Also too lean. Not enough fat. Your body and brain needs fat.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (7jTtI)

191 20 odd years ago I sat down at the bar and ordered a shot called a b52? Guy next to me says he's never even heard of that then adds, what's it taste like? Chicken?

I still say that.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:04 AM (myjNJ)

192 If Hallmark checks the box with a lesbian show, I say no harm no foul.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 10:04 AM (CLteG)

193 I used to be so big and strong.
I used to know my right from wrong.

I used to never be afraid.
I used to be somebody.
I used to have something inside.
Now just this hole it's open wide.
I used to want it all.
I used to be somebody.
I'll cross my heart I'll hope to die.

But the needle's already in my eye.
And all the world's weight is on my back and I don't even know why.
And what I used to think was me is just a fading memory.
I looked him right in the eye and said "goodbye."

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

194 I'm in a NIN mood this morning...obviously.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

195 Linn Ridge - I'm as sorry as can be.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:05 AM (lwiT4)

196 Yeah, a lot of people eat wild boar. I'll eat most things that walk, crawl or fly. Just not that. I've known too many people who picked up parasites or got sick from it. You really need to cook. The shit out of it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (8/E19)

197 Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

See what happens when a highly-successful yet lonely big city fashion designer returns to the small town that shunned him as a gay teen only to discover holiday love with a poor but handsome in-the-closet hairdresser. Tonite on The Hallmark Channel.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (U7qMl)

198 That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ)

I'm sorry you had to live through that. I know what that sort of thing is like.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (NWiLs)

199 Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy.
They put a red hot wire in my head for what I did and said.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (gmo/4)

200 Looking at the Bidens, and listening to Joe, makes me realize that sometime in the last 40 years the body politic of the United States has turned into a LP by the Firesign Theater.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (1glZx)
+++++++++++

Firesign was much funnier, has better writers, and spawned many a great comedian. Nick Danger was my favorite.

Can't say that for the American Body Politic...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (zL/eJ)

201 Linn Ridge - I'm as sorry as can be.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:05 AM (lwiT4)

{{{Grammie}}}

It's over and life is pretty good now. God is good.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:07 AM (ECrgQ)

202
Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)


I can confirm this.

With my child, I vowed to never give her reason to view me like I view my parents.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

203 That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ)

Evil bastard. Where was mom in all this?

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w)

204 It's over and life is pretty good now. God is good.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:07 AM (ECrgQ)


I agree with every single word you just wrote, one survivor to another.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (lwiT4)

205 Wild rabbits carry a lot of parasites and diseases.
Google rabbits and wolf worms... nasty.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (wiXsO)

206 Wild rabbits who frequently are not the healthiest during seasonal hard times have less fat and nutritional value. That's the basis for 'rabbit starvation' theory.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (oiW2a)

207 Evil bastard. Where was mom in all this?
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w)

Don't assume that mom isn't just as bad, or worse.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (NWiLs)

208 198 That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ)

I'm sorry you had to live through that. I know what that sort of thing is like.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (NWiLs)

I saw some really evil things in my neighborhood, growing up. Thank God I had the father and grandparents that I had. Still bothers me to think about what went on around me.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (90T4r)

209 i have never seen hallmark. all i know is, their cards suck, and are over priced drivel. shit drizzle at best.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (KP5rU)

210 Hausenpfeffer waiting to happen, and it'll be GOOD. Also, a well-executed piece, but obviously no trees.

And welcome to Monday, Horde. Going to be a lot of sorrow and disappointment today, and that's just my sex life. But if we're all fortunate Murphy and Finagle will overlook us and we will get to move on to Tuesday.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (RD7QR)

211 207 Evil bastard. Where was mom in all this?
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w)

Don't assume that mom isn't just as bad, or worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (NWiLs)

I don't. My mom enabled an evil step father. She had to have a man, no matter what a POS he was.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:09 AM (U7k5w)

212 another thing to note about the UK elections is that Nigel Farage's Brexit Party has collapsed completely, with all of his supporters (even his own proposed MP's) going over to BoJo. Nigel talks a good game and sounds impressive, but I have noticed that time after time, whenever he runs an organization it collapses pretty quickly. He should stick to just being a color commentator.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (V2Yro)

213 Wild rabbits carry a lot of parasites and diseases.
Google rabbits and wolf worms... nasty.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (wiXsO)

That's why you wait 'til after the first hard freeze to hunt 'em.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (X/Pw5)

214 Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)


I stopped drinking for eight years because my marriage was on the rocks and I was being a shitty father. It was mostly frustration about being in a shitty job but drinking lessened my ability to deal with stress. So I just stopped cold turkey and set up a long term plan to make my life better. And it worked. I drink moderately on the weekends and when I go out but never get hammered. And I saved my marriage and have a great relationship with my children.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (y7DUB)

215 Kindltot #94: Teaching children about the role that death has in maintaining life and that each and every one of is mortal and will ultimately face death on our own is the hardest part of being a children's party clown.

Clowning aside, this is true. But then...

Linn Ridge #120: My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off.
Some people in this world are evil.


...there's a right and wrong way to teach it.

This was so very wrong! Felt like puking my own guts in sympathy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (Lsu/B)

216 http://bit.ly/2sYDkZ7
*******
Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing | Breitbart

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId)

217 oh, this is interesting. Bo Snerdley is on local radio to launch his PAC - MAGA.Black. He said Ron DeSantis' margin of victory was due to Black voters who supported his position on school choice.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (/Kzdq)

218 I know what that sort of thing is like.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (NWiLs)

I know you do, Insom. You're one of our tribe, which is why you are so important. You're a touchstone for those coming behind us, that they can make it, too.

Being broken is no fun, but it allows you refract light in ways others can only imagine.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (ECrgQ)

219 All animals carry parasites. In the factory farms they control this, but in the wild, well, it's the wild.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (90T4r)

220 Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing


What the heck?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (lwiT4)

221 http://bit.ly/2sYDkZ7
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Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing | Breitbart
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId)
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Why wouldn't he? He's "done his bit" and I am sure that "his report speaks for itself."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (I2dne)

222 216: deep state, probably busy with one of his boys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (KP5rU)

223 Just had a mortifying ten minutes. My sister's a sailor and in her last email she said she was sailing to White Island off the coast of New Zealand.

White Island just exploded.

Got in touch with the non-profit that runs the ship and everyone on board is okay, and so is the ship.

That was heart wrenching, just had to vent.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (ayFCE)

224 Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing

Sounds like a Gutfeld skit.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (1vWDB)

225 Being broken is no fun, but it allows you refract light in ways others can only imagine.

Posted by: Linn Ridge


If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not be broken.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (Rvlwi)

226
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (y7DUB)

Good on you, man. You did a very hard but very good thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)

227 Wild rabbits carry a lot of parasites and diseases.
Google rabbits and wolf worms... nasty.
Posted by: redridinghood


That's why we were always taught to wait until after the first frost to go hunting.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (7jTtI)

228 That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ)

"How do you plead?"

"Not guilty. Justifiable homicide, your honor."

"Grounds?"

"He killed his stepchild's pets and fed them to said child."

"Yep, I'm allowing it. Time served." *GAVEL*

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (U7voe)

229 I see that I should count my blessings as I was fortunate to have loving parents. Unfortunately I lost my father when I was 29. Life will get you one way or another but the purpose of this world is not to reach perfection but to prepare for perfection in the next.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (oiW2a)

230 Captain Hate - that was a heroic move on your part. No exaggeration.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (/Kzdq)

231 And what is the "100 comment rule"??

ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB)

232 If you're going to cook wild boar be sure to add some vulcanized rubber.

Nobody likes a tireless boar.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (m45I2)

233 And what is the "100 comment rule"??

ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB)
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For his threads. Still active on Cob threads.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (I2dne)

234 Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda. "We are continuing to expand our diversity," Michelle Vicary, Crown Media's executive vice president of programming. "We are looking at pitches for LGBTQ movies."

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:57

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Why didn't LGBTEIEIO pressure the Bravo channel to make Christmas programming for them. Isn't that their channel?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (ViCCR)

235 Why wouldn't he? He's "done his bit" and I am sure that "his report speaks for itself."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (I2dne)


Typically the Member who submits such a report is questioned by the committee. Schiff sent staffers instead.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (CQ3Qb)

236 214 Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

My mom caught me jerking off and started laughing.
Now my wife has to laugh at me when we have sex.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (CLteG)

237 231 And what is the "100 comment rule"??

ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB)


So, more like guidelines, really.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (90T4r)

238 207 Evil bastard. Where was mom in all this?
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w)

My mother was in many ways worse.

I understand why my stepfather was the way he was. My mother had no excuse, except for money and status. To knowingly allow evil for personal gain is beyond the pale, in my book.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (ECrgQ)

239 Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (m45I2)

I'm nuking you from orbit for that pun

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (U7voe)

240 231 And what is the "100 comment rule"??

ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB)

CBD asks that the first 100 comments stick to something related to the art. I support that--we can't be all outrageous outrage all the time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (RD7QR)

241 I know you do, Insom. You're one of our tribe, which is why you are so important. You're a touchstone for those coming behind us, that they can make it, too.

Being broken is no fun, but it allows you refract light in ways others can only imagine.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (ECrgQ)

Well, I don't know about that. All in all I'd rather not have been broken. All these years and the pieces still aren't all back together. The cost has been immeasurable. I've also found that when you're broken, some people love to jump right in and break you some more.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

242 Wild rabbits carry a lot of parasites and diseases.
Google rabbits and wolf worms... nasty.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (wiXsO)

That's why you wait 'til after the first hard freeze to hunt 'em.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (X/Pw5)

Is that why ? It's been like that for centuries - first snow to hunt rabbit. Whadaya know.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (zr5Kq)

243 Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

I dunno

my Dad was a sadistic bastard

and look how I turned out

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (rpxSz)

244 Schiff sent staffers instead.

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If it's good enough for a SCOTUS justice then it's good enough for somebody that 99% of the voting population can't name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (3rtj0)

245 ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.



I may be mistaken, but I think that applies to Ace's posts, and he has asked us to be more polite to the COBs. CBD has asked us to hold off till 100 on the art thread, I believe.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (lwiT4)

246 Typically the Member who submits such a report is questioned by the committee. Schiff sent staffers instead.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (CQ3Qb)
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What about this entire farce has been typical? Why bother keeping up the charade of normality? Schiff's appearance could only hurt and his absence doesn't matter - so screw it. Stay home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (I2dne)

247 I may be mistaken, but I think that applies to Ace's posts, and he has asked us to be more polite to the COBs. CBD has asked us to hold off till 100 on the art thread, I believe.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (lwiT4)

I didn't know that, good to know.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (ayFCE)

248 243 Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

I dunno

my Dad was a sadistic bastard

and look how I turned out
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (rpxSz)

Um...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (NWiLs)

249
I understand why my stepfather was the way he was. My mother had no excuse, except for money and status. To knowingly allow evil for personal gain is beyond the pale, in my book.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (ECrgQ)

You're my brother?!!!

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (U7k5w)

250 My mother was in many ways worse.



I understand why my stepfather was the way he was. My mother had no
excuse, except for money and status. To knowingly allow evil for
personal gain is beyond the pale, in my book.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (ECrgQ)



Oh my gosh! I've found my long lost sibling!!!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (lwiT4)

251 Still Life with Rabbit
The unpublished last novel by John Updike

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (CqE5x)

252 What about this entire farce has been typical? Why
bother keeping up the charade of normality? Schiff's appearance could
only hurt and his absence doesn't matter - so screw it. Stay home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (I2dne)


I refused to appear as well. They didn't ask but that didn't stop me.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (CQ3Qb)

253 Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (U7voe)

Actually, the judge (one of my school friend's father) said he wouldn't convict him, because it would cost my stepfather his security clearances and, therefore, his job.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (ECrgQ)

254 Oh my gosh! I've found my long lost sibling!!!
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (lwiT4)

Sister? I always wanted a sister.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (U7k5w)

255 ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.



I may be mistaken, but I think that applies to Ace's posts, and he has asked us to be more polite to the COBs. CBD has asked us to hold off till 100 on the art thread, I believe.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (lwiT4)


that's because Ace don't read the comments.....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (zr5Kq)

256 And what is the "100 comment rule"??

ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.

Posted by: mikeyG


In his threads. CBD still holds to it in the art thread.

First 100 comments are about the subject matter of the thread. After 100 comments everything relevant to the subject pretty much has been said.

Except for some of the art threads. Some of them are quite good going #250 comments in.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (7jTtI)

257 ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?

Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW)

258 ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?
Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW)
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So you can wear the skins while they're still warm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (I2dne)

259 Oh my gosh! I've found my long lost sibling!!!
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (lwiT4)

In spirit, if not in blood.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (ECrgQ)

260 Good on you, man. You did a very hard but very good thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)


Thank you. I don't like to talk about it because by all standards I've had a very fortunate life although there have been some things that I won't discuss; but when I read about people who've demonstrably been dealt a really shitty hand I like to give a small lesson that things can be overcome if you want them to.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (y7DUB)

261 Actually, the judge (one of my school friend's father) said he wouldn't convict him, because it would cost my stepfather his security clearances and, therefore, his job.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (ECrgQ)

He sounds nice.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (U7voe)

262 Ghostbusters 3: Kids This Time


https://youtu.be/ahZFCF--uRY

Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (cmuDA)

263 A real danger with rabbit, hunting and cleaning the carcass, is tularemia. That disease can be fatal.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r)

264 209. I have to disagree chavez. Hallmark has a tradition of hiring great artists, some say the best. I do agree they are overpriced, which is why I get cards at the dollar store or make my own.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (/Kzdq)

265
ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?
Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW)

easier to find 'em...prints

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)

266 In his threads. CBD still holds to it in the art thread.

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First 100 posts must pertain to snipers, boobies, whether subject is do-able or not, and what man the woman looks like.

Anything after 100 can be off topic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (3rtj0)

267 257 ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?
Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW)

Kills off ticks and fleas (and maybe other parasites, don't know).

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

268 Well My Parents were great to me & my 4 siblings. & I Miss them everyday they have been gone. But what some of you went through is Just Fucking Disgrossting

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (BqBId)

269 This place has rules?

Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc)

270 Wow - our drones now carry Bastard Sword Missiles - https://tinyurl.com/t54fqzl

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zL/eJ)

271
Got in touch with the non-profit that runs the ship and everyone on board is okay, and so is the ship.

That was heart wrenching, just had to vent.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
_________________

Scary stuff. Glad they're all okay.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (k4dH2)

272
This place has rules?


Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc)

Just one - no pants!


Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (gmo/4)

273 269 This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc)

More a loose collection of guidelines.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (NWiLs)

274 Tura lura lural

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (zr5Kq)

275 264; then we shall agree to disagree. no harm, no rabbit. cheers!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (KP5rU)

276 269 This place has rules?

But not (yet) involving the wearing of pants, thank G-d.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (U7qMl)

277 ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?
Posted by: City slicker


Temps kill parasites.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (7jTtI)

278 http://bit.ly/2YtGMXu
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InfoWars Host Disrupts Impeachment Hearing: 'America's Sick of the Treason Committed by the Democrat Party'

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (BqBId)

279 Well, I don't know about that. All in all I'd rather not have been broken. All these years and the pieces still aren't all back together. The cost has been immeasurable. I've also found that when you're broken, some people love to jump right in and break you some more.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

Evil people can sniff out vulnerability. It's a perverse talent they share.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (V2Yro)

280 we don't need no stinking 100 comments

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (rpxSz)

281 ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB)


I think he said that in general he didn't mind, but if there was a movie review length post he did, in other words something he spent a huge amount of time thinking about and writing, that he would appreciate us talking about the post for a bit and not go immediately off topic.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (kUmUV)

282 This place has rules?


If you don't like them, we have others.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)

283 276 269 This place has rules?

But not (yet) involving the wearing of pants, thank G-d.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (U7qMl)

Mostly about carrots, and their uses.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (90T4r)

284 270 Wow - our drones now carry Bastard Sword Missiles - https://tinyurl.com/t54fqzl
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zL/eJ)

And it's called a Ninja Missile. It's probably wrong to think that's awesome but I'm past caring.

(And speaking of rabbits I've got to finish something like a jackrabbit so I'll see youse guys later.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (RD7QR)

285 >>First 100 comments are about the subject matter of the thread. After 100 comments everything relevant to the subject pretty much has been said.


Fuck that noise.

(We were also asked not to curse. For the Advertisers.)

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (CjeDS)

286 This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc)

Sure! Just ask Ladyl.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (ECrgQ)

287 286 This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc)

Sure! Just ask Ladyl.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (ECrgQ)

Oh no.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (NWiLs)

288 when i was young, i read all i could about hunting and game prep. never shot a rabbit. vermin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (KP5rU)

289 This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc)
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Amazing, isn't it. Just don't get on the Chief Ewok's bad side...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (zL/eJ)

290 I figure my upbringing was about halfway between those parents/guardians who keep starved kids in cages and the angelic couple raising happy, well-balanced children. "Halfway" being a broad range... somewhere between.

I didn't think about how bad it was vis-a-vis other families. Loved my family, hated the cruelty. Only after growing up and gaining a broader perspective did I realize, wow! That was really bad!

Yet even then, I find out, bad as it was, many have had it so much worse; it was only averagely cruel for the time and place.

Averagely savagery.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (Lsu/B)

291 InfoWars Host Disrupts Impeachment Hearing: 'America's Sick of the Treason Committed by the Democrat Party'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (BqBId)
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Spooky. This weekend, Firefox "recommended" a seemingly out of left field op-ed piece in the NYT from a former Alex Jones employee who was railing about how awful Alex Jones is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (I2dne)

292
New Ghostbusters trailer:

Rehashed, rehash of a recycled, reused, remaking of the repeated rehash.

Why won't these jackholes come up with something original.

I haven't gone to the movie theater in at least 10 years for just this very reason. Well, that and progs hate me and want me dead.
So 2 reasons.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (1vWDB)

293 But if the paracite is in the nice warm bunny how is it going to die of cold?

Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (nzKWW)

294 Wow - our drones now carry Bastard Sword Missiles - https://tinyurl.com/t54fqzl
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zL/eJ)

Now THAT is a cool band name....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (CqE5x)

295
David Hogg text VOTE 954-954
@davidhogg111
America is not a melting pot-

It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide.

It's time for us to toss the salad and abolish the bowl.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (wiXsO)

296 286 This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc)

Sure! Just ask Ladyl.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (ECrgQ)

I missed this. Sounds pretty good/ funny!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (90T4r)

297 Anyway, on the topic of shitty moms. I cut bait with mine years ago.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (U7k5w)

298 Well this should give Senator Sinema something to think about in Senate Impeachment trial:

New AZ Poll

Trump vs Biden: Trump +2
Trump vs Sanders: Trump +13
Trump vs Warren: Trump +6
Trump vs Buttigieg: Trump +2
Trump vs Bloomber: Trump +7

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (G0vdT)

299 David Hogg text VOTE 954-954
@davidhogg111
America is not a melting pot-

--

Yes, and it's hilarious that you don't see how that's 100% the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (3rtj0)

300 240-joncelli I agree. Outragey outrage 24-7 gets tiresome.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (/Kzdq)

301 Obama committed treason when he sent Iran pallets full of cash in exchange for nothing.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (oiW2a)

302 segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice

I don't know if that's a parody or not, but I'm dyin' laughing anyway!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (U7qMl)

303 All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (n4y+3)

304 Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (3rtj0)

305 Wait.

Is Hogg asking for someone to toss his salad?

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

306 I can't wait to see Joe Biden in the general election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (8+hA3)

307 Still Life With (Dead) Rabbit - and no love for the pheasant

Interesting. Nicely done.

On other topics, have we yet to witness the firepower of our fully-armed and operational Deep State this morning?

Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (77WPm)

308 290 it was only averagely cruel for the time and place.


so... cruel, but not unusual; therefore not cruel and unusual.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (sGtp+)

309 It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide.

It's time for us to toss the salad and abolish the bowl.


Hogg's Vegetarian Restaurant sounds awful.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (U7qMl)

310 Well, I don't know about that. All in all I'd rather not have been broken. All these years and the pieces still aren't all back together. The cost has been immeasurable. I've also found that when you're broken, some people love to jump right in and break you some more.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

Whenever you're sure someone wants to see you ruined and defeated, don't let them. You can fall apart in private, but never let it show. They will think they've failed, and it'll vex them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (J+mig)

311 Obama committed treason when he sent Iran pallets full of cash in exchange for nothing.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (oiW2a)

And if it wasn't treason,it was certainly bribery

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (CqE5x)

312 David Hogg text VOTE 954-954
@davidhogg111
America is not a melting pot-

It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide.

It's time for us to toss the salad and abolish the bowl.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (wiXsO)
+++++++++++
1) Phrasing. C'mon, dude.
2) It *was* a melting pot. It was you and your fellow cultural marxists who reimposed segregation at all levels of culture.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (I2dne)

313 *******
Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing | Breitbart
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId)

He's probably in a straight jacket somewhere.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (I3OPu)

314 Trump vs Biden: Trump +2
Trump vs Sanders: Trump +13
Trump vs Warren: Trump +6
Trump vs Buttigieg: Trump +2
Trump vs Bloomber: Trump +7
Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (G0vdT)

are you listening, Ms. Sinnabuns ??

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (rpxSz)

315 Sign of the end of the world?

Adam Sandler nominated for an Academy Award. ( I actually like Sandler )

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (oiW2a)

316 It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide.

-

I'm old enough to remember when Hogg and his bald girlfriend admitted that they were the group who ostracized the shooter and drove him to his murders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (3rtj0)

317 Meat. It's what's for dinner. And breakfast. And lunch, and brunch, and second breakfast, and elevensies, and...

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (7HtZB)

318 Is David Hogg in South Africa and forgot where he was?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (I3OPu)

319 Well, I don't know about that. All in all I'd rather not have been broken. All these years and the pieces still aren't all back together. The cost has been immeasurable. I've also found that when you're broken, some people love to jump right in and break you some more.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

Well, *yeah*! No one *chooses* that sort of life. And, no, the pieces never go back together again the way they were before. So you put yourself together again with metal to hold the pieces and give you strength. Just like a stained glass window.

Then you curb stomp the fuckers who try to break you again.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (ECrgQ)

320 Whenever you're sure someone wants to see you ruined and defeated, don't let them. You can fall apart in private, but never let it show. They will think they've failed, and it'll vex them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (J+mig)

Good advice.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (NWiLs)

321 But if the paracite is in the nice warm bunny how is it going to die of cold?
Posted by: City slicker


Some of them are outside riders. Fleas & ticks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (7jTtI)

322 @davidhogg111

I'm sure that made a whole lot more sense in his tiny brain

Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (77WPm)

323 313 *******
Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing | Breitbart
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId)

He's probably in a straight jacket somewhere.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (I3OPu)

In a closet, bug- eyed, hanging, with an erection.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (90T4r)

324 Linn, I have come to the conclusion that it is neither suffering or surviving suffering that makes a person, but coming through the other side a decent human being.

In a way it is saying that what happened was not normal, but being a decent person who does good things is.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (1glZx)

325 hogg has had his salad tossed many times. his daddy was fbi you know. he has,,,,,,, connections. pointy faced little fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (KP5rU)

326 It is cute that Hogg thinks he is relevant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (8+hA3)

327 Willowed:

Thanks for backing me up last night. It's good to know that I'm not the only one seeing what I think I'm seeing.

The offending comment was removed.
Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (87gB3)

------

Both of you guys are right. And, that guy is a total moby. I called him out for it months ago, the night he was attempting to bait Morons into making violent threats against cops.

He should've been banned that moment, IMHO.

This time he was race-baiting.

Eventually he'll get the hammer. He's one of our only quality trolls, and he's subtle, but he shows his hand from time to time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (8488O)

328 In a closet, bug- eyed, hanging, with an erection.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (90T4r)
++++++++++
He's always bug-eyed. Is this what causes lollipop head syndrome?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (I2dne)

329 I'm sure that made a whole lot more sense in his tiny brain

--

I know! I'll advocate tossing salads on social media!

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (3rtj0)

330 It is cute that Hogg thinks he is relevant.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (8+hA3)


Good to see that Harvard education is working out well for him.......

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

331 Spooky. This weekend, Firefox "recommended" a seemingly out of left field op-ed piece in the NYT from a former Alex Jones employee who was railing about how awful Alex Jones is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (I2dne)

I always get recommendations on YouTube for Colbert, Kimmel and the rest of the lefty hack 'comedians' talking about impeachment. I never watch any of them but yet somehow they're always recommended. YouTube/ Google/ MSM are flogging the narrative as hard as they can.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (U7voe)

332 275- chavez - back atcha! I raise a dead animal of your choice in salute!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (/Kzdq)

333 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I won't lie. I'm liking this sleeping in on a Monday.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (axyOa)

334 Parsnips or some sort of wild carrot is my guess.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (U7qMl)

I bought some "heirloom carrots" at WalMart a few days ago for a stew. Some were pale yellow. But they were crisp and tasty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (/sgva)

335 265

ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?

Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW)



easier to find 'em...prints


yeah. it's a lot trickier now that you cant just hang out around the fotomat.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (sGtp+)

336 Does the ham represent Jerry Nadler and the hare represent Pencil Neck?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp)

337 http://bit.ly/2s87R6o
*******
Breaking: Ukrainian Official Reveals Six Criminal Cases Opened in Ukraine Involving the Bidens

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (BqBId)

338 All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (n4y+3)

Life was simpler before germ theory.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (ECrgQ)

339 Sign of the end of the world?



Adam Sandler nominated for an Academy Award. ( I actually like Sandler )
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (oiW2a)


The normal critical reaction to a comedian doing a serious role is to scream "WORST COMEDY EVAR!!!" and to bitch like it was some sort of betrayal.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (1glZx)

340 Art related:

You can tell this is a idyllic painting because there aren't yellow jackets everywhere on the meat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (3rtj0)

341 If you suspect that people will shit on you because your parents did, don't tell them. I have never divulged the extent of what my life growing up was like. I kept the details out and kept everything vague. There is a crazy idea out there that this sort of nastiness is genetic, I wanted to take no chances that my kids might believe it was in their blood to be selfish and heartless. Most of my "secrets" will die with me. I have no fear that my mother will make a big confession, and the stepfather and father are long dead (piss be upon them).

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (U7k5w)

342 Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (1glZx)

1,000 percent, agreed!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (ECrgQ)

343 There was a reason farm family cooks always cooked all meats Well Done. Medium Rare steak and beef, not a great idea in the Era of Tapeworm.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (90T4r)

344 Hogg knows snakes

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (rpxSz)

345 Does the ham represent Jerry Nadler and the hare represent Pencil Neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Ham is perhaps my favorite meat. Thanks for *that* association...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (I2dne)

346 332; kallisto, i prefer a nice beef tenderloin. medium rare.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (KP5rU)

347 Hogg knows snakes

--

Nicely done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (3rtj0)

348 Does the ham represent Jerry Nadler and the hare represent Pencil Neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp)

Nadler belongs to a group that doesn't do ham. I think he's the table.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (U7voe)

349 Years ago when I was dating my now wife, her roommate asked her if she had any pictures of me that did not also have dead animals in them. My girl pointed out that in the one picture the horse was alive. Only the deer on its back was dead.

Posted by: Cosda at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (Yz44q)

350 327. It must feel like a slow suffocating death for the trolls to maintain subtlety longterm.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (/Kzdq)

351 Michigan General Election:

Trump 46 (+5)
Biden 41

Trump 48 (+6)
Sanders 42

Trump 47 (+9)
Warren 38

Trump 48 (+11)
Buttigieg 37

Trump 48 (+11)
Bloomberg 37

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:33 AM (BqBId)

352 Hogg knows snakes
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (rpxSz)
********
(Gravely Voice) & the Tube Snake Boogie

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (BqBId)

353

J Edgar Shiff doesn't have to show up anywhere he doesn't want to. He's in charge.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (v9F6s)

354 Lurking Lurker got the axe, yes?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (90T4r)

355 Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson. Is there nothing he won't stoop to?

https://bit.ly/36cBuCe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)

356 You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (ZfRYq)

357 You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (ZfRYq)

Help us GropeyWan, you're our only hope!
- most Dems, probably

Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2019 10:35 AM (77WPm)

358 Michigan General Election:

Trump 46 (+5)
Biden 41

Trump 48 (+6)
Sanders 42

Trump 47 (+9)
Warren 38

Trump 48 (+11)
Buttigieg 37

Trump 48 (+11)
Bloomberg 37
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:33 AM (BqBId)

Unpossible!! Orangemanbad can't be in the lead!!!
/sarc, just in case.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:35 AM (ECrgQ)

359 354 Lurking Lurker got the axe, yes?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (90T4r)

If so, it wasn't the first & won't be the last time. He's an old poster who keeps returning under different handles.

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (7HtZB)

360 >> You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.


Also : He's senile and unpredictable. Might as well have Abe Simpson running.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (CjeDS)

361 http://bit.ly/35hrQ0Y
*******
BREAKING: As Impeachment Moves Ahead Trump Surges in Battleground States - Firehouse Strategies

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId)

362 356 You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (ZfRYq)

Odds on how soon his dementia requires him to " withdraw" ?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (90T4r)

363
Looks like Wile E Coyote finally got BOTH Bugs and the Road Runner.

Not to mention a ham hock off of Porky.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (kw0bd)

364 Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson.


wow

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (lwiT4)

365 346. okey doke chavez. One of these days when I get a full-time job hopefully this century - I will send u an Omaha steak!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (/Kzdq)

366 315 Sign of the end of the world?

Adam Sandler nominated for an Academy Award. ( I actually like Sandler )
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (oiW2a)

=========

1) Golden Globe

2) Dude can be quality. Punch Drunk Love is really good. So is Funny People. He can be a solid actor, and by all indications he's really good in Uncut Gems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (q80AH)

367 ...ok, i got this...

Posted by: Frickasee at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (dICGD)

368 "Snack Time With Nadler"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (Ndje9)

369 >>Years ago when I was dating my now wife, her roommate asked her if she had any pictures of me that did not also have dead animals in them.


Ha! The one picture my sister has of me holding my nephew : I'm holding him horizontal, like a Trout.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (CjeDS)

370 Breaking: Ukrainian Official Reveals Six Criminal Cases Opened in Ukraine Involving the Bidens

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (BqBId)

Now we see why they tried to suck all the air out of the room with that ridiculous treason charge...

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig)

371 Broken record but it's the press that enables the Dems to pursue this madness.

And It's not what they report but more about what they don't report .

It makes me mental that Bill Clinton's 500k quid pro quo Speech paid for by Russian interests while Hillary was SoS is a mere brief footnote in the MSM reporting.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (oiW2a)

372 355 Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson. Is there nothing he won't stoop to?

https://bit.ly/36cBuCe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)

I'm sure on the alternate timeline in Universe X that Marianne inhabits that really did happen.

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (7HtZB)

373 The Biden vote is comprised of two factions

In the absence of Biden, will actually vote for Trump

and/or will note vote

the reason why the left wing and MSM prop Biden up

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (rpxSz)

374 Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson.


wow
Posted by: grammie winger



LOL.
Couldn't have if he wanted to.
State vs. fed crime.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (7jTtI)

375 361 http://bit.ly/35hrQ0Y
*******
BREAKING: As Impeachment Moves Ahead Trump Surges in Battleground States - Firehouse Strategies
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId)

Headline fail. It's not "As" it's "Because".

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (J+mig)

376 365: i'll buy you dinner sometime. i have a job. retirement!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:39 AM (KP5rU)

377 BREAKING: As Impeachment Moves Ahead Trump Surges in Battleground States - Firehouse Strategies
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId)

Headline fail. It's not "As" it's "Because".
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (J+mig)
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Correlation is not causation!!!

Unless it is one of our sacred cows like climate change.

Posted by: The Press at December 09, 2019 10:39 AM (I2dne)

378 You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (ZfRYq)




In a world gone mad where an old white man is mocking you and destroying everything you believe in there is only one thing you can do.

Elect an old white man to save you.

Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:39 AM (HALdu)

379 To elaborate a bit on what Cato said, a long time ago I developed a very angry, fuck-with-me-and-I'll-kill-you persona to overcompensate for how badly I was messed up inside. Maybe not the best strategy, but it sort of worked. I've lost touch with that, and wonder sometimes if I shouldn't pick it back up, at least selectively. Believe it or not, I'm way too fucking nice, and that makes me way too fucking vulnerable.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)

380 375 361 http://bit.ly/35hrQ0Y
*******
BREAKING: As Impeachment Moves Ahead Trump Surges in Battleground States - Firehouse Strategies
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId)

Headline fail. It's not "As" it's "Because".
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (J+mig)

========

But yeah, impeachment's definitely going to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (q80AH)

381 i could never pardon manson. his love of the beatles was a cerebral crime.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (KP5rU)

382 366 315 Sign of the end of the world?

Adam Sandler nominated for an Academy Award. ( I actually like Sandler )
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (oiW2a)

=========

1) Golden Globe

2) Dude can be quality. Punch Drunk Love is really good. So is Funny People. He can be a solid actor, and by all indications he's really good in Uncut Gems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (q80AH)

I thought Happy Gilmore was hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

383 370 Breaking: Ukrainian Official Reveals Six Criminal Cases Opened in Ukraine Involving the Bidens

pretty sure it's felony to have a 2 digit IQ in Ukraine

Joe's in trouble

and don't get me started on Hunter

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (rpxSz)

384 379 To elaborate a bit on what Cato said, a long time ago I developed a very angry, fuck-with-me-and-I'll-kill-you persona to overcompensate for how badly I was messed up inside. Maybe not the best strategy, but it sort of worked. I've lost touch with that, and wonder sometimes if I shouldn't pick it back up, at least selectively. Believe it or not, I'm way too fucking nice, and that makes me way too fucking vulnerable.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)


So, wanna go rob a liquor store, steal a car, and head to Vegas? Cause I've had a few days like that.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (90T4r)

385 382 1) Golden Globe

2) Dude can be quality. Punch Drunk Love is really good. So is Funny People. He can be a solid actor, and by all indications he's really good in Uncut Gems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (q80AH)

I thought Happy Gilmore was hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

=========

Really, it's only his second best role.

Best is Waterboy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (q80AH)

386 Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)

Boundaries. Make them. Defend them. Enforce them.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (ECrgQ)

387 >>i could never pardon manson. his love of the beatles was a cerebral crime.


Up to 67 they were great.


After 67....no can do.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (CjeDS)

388 383 370 Breaking: Ukrainian Official Reveals Six Criminal Cases Opened in Ukraine Involving the Bidens

pretty sure it's felony to have a 2 digit IQ in Ukraine

Joe's in trouble

and don't get me started on Hunter
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (rpxSz)

========

"It's collusion and foreign meddling with an American election!"
-Predictable

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (q80AH)

389 351 Michigan General Election:

Trump 46 (+5)
Biden 41

Trump 48 (+6)
Sanders 42

Trump 47 (+9)
Warren 38

Trump 48 (+11)
Buttigieg 37

Trump 48 (+11)
Bloomberg 37
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:33 AM (BqBId)
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Oh my.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (G0vdT)

390 sandler is alright by me. he could be a moron with some guidance.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (KP5rU)

391
But if the paracite is in the nice warm bunny how is it going to die of cold?

Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (nzKWW)


I think the general wisdom is if mr. bunny is compromised, he'll croak during the first hard frost. Only the healthy and relatively parasite free ones will survive.

I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ)

392 dems still haven't figured out that Trump is their last chance. They won't like what comes after Trump.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (1ISKN)

393 Where on G-d's green earth did Williamson get that idea? Insane. Stupid. More than I even thought before. Who the hell would pardon a psycho thrill-kill cult leader with a swastika tattooed on his freaking face? And who would believe that assertion? What a maroon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (8488O)

394 So, wanna go rob a liquor store, steal a car, and head to Vegas? Cause I've had a few days like that.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (90T4r)

Deep down in the darkest part of my soul I want to do all that and much, much more.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (NWiLs)

395 393 Where on G-d's green earth did Williamson get that idea? Insane. Stupid. More than I even thought before. Who the hell would pardon a psycho thrill-kill cult leader with a swastika tattooed on his freaking face? And who would believe that assertion? What a maroon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (8488O)

=======

A fake news comedic website.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (q80AH)

396 390 sandler is alright by me. he could be a moron with some guidance.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (KP5rU)

Yep, he's entertained me well, over the years. And never said stupid political shit to piss me off.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (90T4r)

397 billy madison. marco! polo!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (KP5rU)

398 386 Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)

Boundaries. Make them. Defend them. Enforce them.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (ECrgQ)

I've read the book, but still don't fully grok the concept or the practice.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)

399 I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ)




What do the rabbits say to you?

Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (HALdu)

400 dems still haven't figured out that Trump is their last chance. They won't like what comes after Trump.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (1ISKN)

Reason, long-term thinking, and logic are not in their skill-set.

Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (77WPm)

401 379 To elaborate a bit on what Cato said, a long time ago I developed a very angry, fuck-with-me-and-I'll-kill-you persona to overcompensate for how badly I was messed up inside. Maybe not the best strategy, but it sort of worked. I've lost touch with that, and wonder sometimes if I shouldn't pick it back up, at least selectively. Believe it or not, I'm way too fucking nice, and that makes me way too fucking vulnerable.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)

It's hard to pull off, but the sweet spot is convincing people that you prefer to be nice, but are capable of utterly annihilating them if they cross you.

This will drive off a lot of people, but the same ones that are scared of you for being "too intense" are the ones that would have shivved you the moment it benefited them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (J+mig)

402 399 I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ)




What do the rabbits say to you?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (HALdu)

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"They never stop screaming, do they Clarice?"
-Hannibal Lector in "The Silence of the Rabbits"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (q80AH)

403 David Hogg : America is not a melting pot

America is beef chili to which unAmerican forces keep trying to add carrots.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (Lsu/B)

404 399 I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ)




What do the rabbits say to you?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (HALdu)

Late. At night. They talk to me. Urging me to do, things.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (90T4r)

405 Lurking Lurker got the axe, yes?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (90T4r)


Good fucking riddance. I thought he was one of BSG's multiple personalities.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (y7DUB)

406 It's hard to pull off, but the sweet spot is convincing people that you prefer to be nice, but are capable of utterly annihilating them if they cross you.

This will drive off a lot of people, but the same ones that are scared of you for being "too intense" are the ones that would have shivved you the moment it benefited them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (J+mig)

I shall ponder this.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

407 Oh my.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (G0vdT)

Eh.

It's a GOP polling firm.

Posted by: Wut at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (6A9Kg)

408 186
"Still life with Rabbit" - what about the other tasties about - the
bird, the ham, radishes, the libation in the bottle? Their unions will
hear of this travesty!


you're looking at it all wrong. it just means the rabbit was still twitching.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (sGtp+)

409 404 399 I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ)




What do the rabbits say to you?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (HALdu)

Late. At night. They talk to me. Urging me to do, things.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (90T4r)

Carrots, tubal. Carrots in the chili. DO IT.

Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

410 "364 Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson.


wow

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (lwiT4) "




SAD !

There goes my favorite among the Ship of Fools.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (JwHjN)

411 pretty sure it's felony to have a 2 digit IQ in Ukraine

Joe's in trouble



******

Hey Fat! Get yer facts straight! Nobody has EVER accused me of having a double digit IQ! Put up yer dukes and let's do some push-ups!!

/Single digit IQ Joe

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)

412 I don't know where to find it, but Adam Sandler had a talking goat bit that was hysterical. It was on one of those "albums" that comedians were putting out in the 90's

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (1ISKN)

413 406

I shall ponder this.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

There's this book, " Sociopathology for Dummies". Turned my world around, it did.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (90T4r)

414 Carrots, tubal. Carrots in the chili. DO IT.
Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (RD7QR)
+++++++++++++
I didn't know who was behind this, but "international rabbit cabal" makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (I2dne)

415 407 Oh my.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (G0vdT)

Eh.

It's a GOP polling firm.
Posted by: Wut at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (6A9Kg)
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Got it.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

416 You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster



They don't like him.

But their parents do.

Sucks to find out you aren't the be-all-end-all you thought you were and to be out voted 2 to 1 by your parents.

(Not you blaster. The royal "you")

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (7jTtI)

417 Linn Ridge: And, no, the pieces never go back together again the way they were before. So you put yourself together again with metal to hold the pieces and give you strength...

Our old van isn't the only thing that is still functional only because of duct tape and baling wire.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (Lsu/B)

418 I like the colors in the painting, subtle but distinct. Pretty much all.

I still don't know who the heck Lili Singh is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (KZzsI)

419 @331 - I use a Firefox add-on called Channel Blocker. They still slip through sometimes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (E+OcO)

420 416 You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster



They don't like him.

But their parents do.

Sucks to find out you aren't the be-all-end-all you thought you were and to be out voted 2 to 1 by your parents.

(Not you blaster. The royal "you")
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (7jTtI)

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National polls aren't going to matter to voters in Iowa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (q80AH)

421 >>I don't know where to find it, but Adam Sandler had a talking goat bit that was hysterical. It was on one of those "albums" that comedians were putting out in the 90's


'Fuck me in the goat ass!'

It's on his first LP. And it is about the funniest bit he ever did.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (CjeDS)

422 I thought Adam Sandler received a grammy for the Hanukkah song?

Posted by: Pliney at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (nzKWW)

423 but the same ones that are scared of you for being "too intense" are the ones that would have shivved you the moment it benefited them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (J+mig)

True but there are plenty of chics who dig intense men. They will fuck you until you glow in the dark.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (myjNJ)

424
There goes my favorite among the Ship of Fools.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (JwHjN)

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We've secretly replaced Marianne's Healing Crystals with Crystal Meth. Let's watch.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (IttZ7)

425 Figure out who you are and stick with it.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (zr5Kq)

426 They don't like him.

But their parents do.


I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes or wants Joe Biden, but I think a lot on the left are buying into the ridiculous myth that he can defeat Trump. And if not? Well no loss, its just Joe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KZzsI)

427 Is that a hare or a rabbit? I assume hare, but I don't actually have a clue because I don't know the difference.
I know hare hunting is illegal in Ireland but rabbit hunting is encouraged.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (Uu+Jp)

428 There's this book, " Sociopathology for Dummies". Turned my world around, it did.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (90T4r)

Heh. If only there was.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

429 toll booth willy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KP5rU)

430 Of course if you are an a-hole, cut it out.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (zr5Kq)

431 'Fuck me in the goat ass!'

It's on his first LP. And it is about the funniest bit he ever did.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (CjeDS)
++++++++
You'd better "KNOT" mention that again...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (I2dne)

432 True but there are plenty of chics who dig intense men. They will fuck you until you glow in the dark.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (myjNJ)

If that's not incentive I don't know what is.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

433
That's not a rabbit. It's a juvenile kangaroo. The bird is a stubble quail, I think.

Posted by: Irongrampa at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KATBx)

434 Overheard during the preparation for this painting:

"Honey, can you adjust the rabbit ears?"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2)

435 no there is not still life with the rabbit....that parrot is deceased........

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (5IHGB)

436 I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes or wants Joe Biden, but I think a lot on the left are buying into the ridiculous myth that he can defeat Trump. And if not? Well no loss, its just Joe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KZzsI




This.

Not as if he is going to be running in the next election so at least they are not ruining someone's future.

Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (HALdu)

437 Our old van isn't the only thing that is still functional only because of duct tape and baling wire.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (Lsu/B)

And JB Weld. And stop leak. And tin foil.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (ECrgQ)

438 426 They don't like him.

But their parents do.

I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes or wants Joe Biden, but I think a lot on the left are buying into the ridiculous myth that he can defeat Trump. And if not? Well no loss, its just Joe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KZzsI)

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At this point, he would make a pretty good fall guy that could maintain the battle lines within the Democratic Party without tilting that fight one way or another in a loss.

He would hurt the establishment more than the activist left, for sure, but he's so damaged by his own sins (that many will come to think of as unique to him) that he could end up standing a bit apart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (q80AH)

439 434 Overheard during the preparation for this painting:

"Honey, can you adjust the rabbit ears?"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2)

"Still too fuzzy...try going back to the right."

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

440
It was Nadler, on the toilet, with the New York Times.

Posted by: Clue! at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (t5m5e)

441 and don't get me started on Hunter
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (rpxSz)
********
I am Partial to Sgt. Dee Dee McCall Myself

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId)

442 385 382 1) Golden Globe

2) Dude can be quality. Punch Drunk Love is really good. So is Funny People. He can be a solid actor, and by all indications he's really good in Uncut Gems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (q80AH)

I thought Happy Gilmore was hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

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Really, it's only his second best role.

Best is Waterboy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (q80AH)

Kathy Bates was great in "The Waterboy." Should have gotten an Oscar nom for that, but the Academy hates comedies.

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (7HtZB)

443 387 - ooh! We've arrived at the part where we diss the Beatles, yes?

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (/Kzdq)

444 I thought Adam Sandler received a grammy for the Hanukkah song?
Posted by: Pliney



If not, he was robbed.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (7jTtI)

445 Oh, and Biden is going to get smoked like a pack of Kools in Iowa, he and his campaign team have stated they fully expect to lose and aren't really trying very hard there. I think his strategy is to come on strong afterward.

But Iowa is a caucus, so anyone can win by simply playing enough dirty tricks and dumping money into it to flood the caucus. So who knows? Not only is Iowa basically meaningless to the electoral college but their primary election has no reflection upon the will of the voters there beyond occasional coincidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (KZzsI)

446 True but there are plenty of chics who dig intense men. They will fuck you until you glow in the dark.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (myjNJ)




Point of Information.

Sufficiently imprecise as to require clarification. Who is fucking whom and who is glowing in the dark?

Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (HALdu)

447 395
393 Where on G-d's green earth did Williamson get that idea? Insane.
Stupid. More than I even thought before. Who the hell would pardon a
psycho thrill-kill cult leader with a swastika tattooed on his freaking
face? And who would believe that assertion? What a maroon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (8488O)



=======



A fake news comedic website.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (q80AH)

Guy dies of old age in prison can easily be confused with Orangemanbad pardoning him. It sort of rhymes.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (ymnmz)

448 Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r)

449 >>But Iowa is a caucus


Is anything Gayer than a Caucus?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (CjeDS)

450 wife blew her knee out surgery for 12/23. not a good week at casa chavez. a physical and emotional wreck. last night was a fucking roller coaster. poor girl. i must pray, now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (KP5rU)

451 448 Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r)

Fairuza Balk was at her peak.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

452
The rabbit was outside in the yard, and the Nadler fumes reached him and did their work.

Posted by: Clue! at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (t5m5e)

453 445 Oh, and Biden is going to get smoked like a pack of Kools in Iowa, he and his campaign team have stated they fully expect to lose and aren't really trying very hard there. I think his strategy is to come on strong afterward.

But Iowa is a caucus, so anyone can win by simply playing enough dirty tricks and dumping money into it to flood the caucus. So who knows? Not only is Iowa basically meaningless to the electoral college but their primary election has no reflection upon the will of the voters there beyond occasional coincidence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (KZzsI)

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He'll also lose New Hampshire.

And he'll lose Nevada.

Yes, he'll probably win South Carolina.

However, Super Tuesday is next, and it includes California. Biden going into California, having lost 3 of the first 4 states (no matter delegate counts) will stink of a loser. He'll lose California and probably a few other Super Tuesday states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (q80AH)

454 450 wife blew her knee out surgery for 12/23. not a good week at casa chavez. a physical and emotional wreck. last night was a fucking roller coaster. poor girl. i must pray, now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (KP5rU)

Gah. Prayers for y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)

455 Up to 67 they were great.


After 67....no can do.
Posted by: garrett at Dece


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (axyOa)

456 In case nobody pointed this out Paul Volcker RIP. He and Reagan beat inflation, which was terrible in the 70s and that fuckhead Carter was completely inept on pretending to not want it, the impact of which still exists today.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (y7DUB)

457 I thought Funny People was a great movie. Both Sandler's and Seth Rogen's best acting .

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (oiW2a)

458 449 >>But Iowa is a caucus


Is anything Gayer than a Caucus?
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (CjeDS)

Isn't Cuckus the name of Jonah's new magazine?

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (7HtZB)

459 "437 Our old van isn't the only thing that is still functional only because of duct tape and baling wire.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (Lsu/B)

And JB Weld. And stop leak. And tin foil.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (ECrgQ) "



Back when I was a yoot in The Big City we particularly prized bus stop signs, they were the perfect size to replace a rusted out footwell.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (JwHjN)

460 sandler annoyed me with Don't Mess With The Zohan. New York Jews and Hezbollards find common ground in hating Mel Gibson. way to kick a man when he is down and , also, way to dismiss the Hezb.

also the movie was shit.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (o6pht)

461 457 I thought Funny People was a great movie. Both Sandler's and Seth Rogen's best acting .
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (oiW2a)

========

It's a quality film. Judd Apatow can make good films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (q80AH)

462 I had a Pointing Lab who would not abide the rabbits.

If she saw one, she had to kill it before she'd go back to hunting birds.

Goofy little girl she was.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (CjeDS)

463 451 448 Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r)

Fairuza Balk was at her peak.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

What a hottie. For me, she has that intangible " it".

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (90T4r)

464 Is Hogg asking for someone to toss his salad?
_____________

Wassa problem? They told me in skooll that there is nothing wrong with that! And now I is in Harvard, despite my 454 SAT scores, so I must be smeart!

Posted by: David Hogg at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (k4dH2)

465 I thought Adam Sandler received a grammy for the Hanukkah song?
Posted by: Pliney

If not, he was robbed.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (7jTtI)
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OJ Simpson
Not a Jew
But I'll tell you who is
Hall of Famer Rod Carew

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (/ZYFC)

466 462 I had a Pointing Lab who would not abide the rabbits.

If she saw one, she had to kill it before she'd go back to hunting birds.

Goofy little girl she was.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (CjeDS)

==========

"And history's greatest monster."
-The Rabbit Historian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (q80AH)

467 Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r)

Christine Blasey Ford's testimony reminded me of The Waterboy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (oiW2a)

468 Who is fucking whom and who is glowing in the dark?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (HALdu)

Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ)

469 Overheard during the preparation for this painting:

"Honey, can you adjust the rabbit ears?"
Posted by: Muldoon


That was in one of the Friday afternoon threads of stuff from your childhood you don't hear anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (7jTtI)

470 The wife would so love this above the mantle! Thanks for the Christmas idea!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (r7Fvf)

471 >>"Honey, can you adjust the rabbit ears?"


As soon as I find the 'Clicker'.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (CjeDS)

472 OJ Simpson
Not a Jew
But I'll tell you who is
Hall of Famer Rod Carew
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (/ZYFC)

He converted.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (ECrgQ)

473 468 Who is fucking whom and who is glowing in the dark?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (HALdu)

Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ)

Teach me this Weirding Way

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)

474 468 Who is fucking whom and who is glowing in the dark?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (HALdu)

Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ)

That sounds really good.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (90T4r)

475 Seth Rogan's face just begs for a fist. He annoys me like nails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (KZzsI)

476 I had a Pointing Lab who would not abide the rabbits.

If she saw one, she had to kill it before she'd go back to hunting birds.

Goofy little girl she was.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (CjeDS)

--

I had one of those, too. Sad little death sounds come out of real life squeak toy bunny rabbits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (3rtj0)

477 Skateboard?

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (RuIsu)

478 "450 wife blew her knee out surgery for 12/23. not a good week at casa chavez. a physical and emotional wreck. last night was a fucking roller coaster. poor girl. i must pray, now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (KP5rU)"



Prayers for both of you !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (JwHjN)

479 All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable



The piece should actually be called:

"Ham with Rotting Critters"

Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2019 10:57 AM (cmuDA)

480 Not the pointing part, though. Just the rabbit squeaking lab.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:57 AM (3rtj0)

481 476 I had a Pointing Lab who would not abide the rabbits.

If she saw one, she had to kill it before she'd go back to hunting birds.

Goofy little girl she was.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (CjeDS)

--

I had one of those, too. Sad little death sounds come out of real life squeak toy bunny rabbits.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (3rtj0)


True that. Dogs ALWAYS look for the squeaker.!!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (90T4r)

482 No fat chicks! (New Ghostbusters trailer):

https://youtu.be/ahZFCF--uRY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

483 >>All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.


Old Worlders don't gut stuff. And they let it hang for 7-10 days.


Fucking bizarre those people.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (CjeDS)

484 All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable



The piece should actually be called:

"Ham with Rotting Critters"
Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2019 10:57 AM

Or almost any Chinese restaurant kitchen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (r7Fvf)

485 thanks everybody. could be worse. not a death sentence, anyway got to look at the bright side.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (KP5rU)

486 460 sandler annoyed me with Don't Mess With The Zohan. New York Jews and Hezbollards find common ground in hating Mel Gibson. way to kick a man when he is down and , also, way to dismiss the Hezb.

also the movie was shit.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (o6pht)

This is the left wing diversity NYC dream. They will unite with the other downtrodden minorities to finish off WASP privilege forever. Never mind that Bloomie is rich as Midas, in his mind he is downtrodden and a victim.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (U7k5w)

487 >> Not the pointing part, though. Just the rabbit squeaking lab.


Yeah - That one would point like a German Short. You could smoke an entire cigarette and she would not creep an inch.

Best bird dog I have ever hunted over.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (CjeDS)

488 What a hottie. For me, she has that intangible " it".

Unstable and trashy enough to sleep with anyone but not ever care if you never call back? That kind of it? Because that's the vibe I get from her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (KZzsI)

489 485 thanks everybody. could be worse. not a death sentence, anyway got to look at the bright side.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (KP5rU)

MCL, ACL, Meniscus ?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (90T4r)

490 Madison

Not at all sure about Biden losing NV. In the NV DEM primary, the Culinary Workers Union decides the winner. And it usually decides the GE, too.

For the GOP, NV has gone the way of VA. Because...immigration.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (Cssks)

491 "Still Life of Dead Thread"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (m45I2)

492 488 What a hottie. For me, she has that intangible " it".

Unstable and trashy enough to sleep with anyone but not ever care if you never call back? That kind of it? Because that's the vibe I get from her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (KZzsI)

Well, yeah.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (90T4r)

493 Now I want rabbit with leeks and mustard sauce...Sadly, I do not have a rabbit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (ejd/p)

494 Anybody else hungry for ham?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (M0u+N)

495 Seth Rogan's face just begs for a fist. He annoys me like nails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It's that stupid ass half laugh after every sentence.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (7jTtI)

496 I didn't do it.
Posted by: bluebell

You didn't hit it with the ruler ?

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (arJlL)

497
Seth Rogan's face just begs for a fist. He annoys me like nails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (KZzsI)

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That's how I feel about Michael Cera.

Can. Not. Abide.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (AzW6q)

498 every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU)

499 Elmer & Wiley prepare for dinner.

Posted by: DamnCat at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (vfomC)

500 489: not sure. doc is calling today.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (KP5rU)

501 498 every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU)

Good time to read Anthony Hopkins view on actors and their political puffery, perhaps.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (90T4r)

502 Now I want rabbit with leeks and mustard sauce...Sadly, I do not have a rabbit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I used to work with a guy who raised and killed wild rabbits for food. Sold them cleaned, frozen & bagged.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (7jTtI)

503 501 498 every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU)

Good time to read Anthony Hopkins view on actors and their political puffery, perhaps.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (90T4r)

=======

To remind us that he was in Transformers: The Last Knight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (q80AH)

504 That's how I feel about Michael Cera.

Can. Not. Abide.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (AzW6q)

=======

But it's George Michael! EVERYBODY loves George Michael!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (dfRN6)

505
Not sure about this. The old lady just called. Her friend manages a thrift store, and said they just got a whole year's worth of brand new baby clothes. She'll let us use her 50% off discount, and will assess them at a low value, as they're old friends.

It's a great deal, but I'm not sure if I want cursed miscarriage clothes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (AzW6q)

506 every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU)

He made at least two. Don't know if I can forgive him for Jack and Jill. Overlook but not forgive.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (oiW2a)

507 Fairuza Balk was at her peak.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

The 'I'll give you the best night of your life, then probably stab you' vibe.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (U7voe)

508 In Scorsese's film "Gangs of New York," one of the Irish gangs is 'The Dead Rabbits.' Their emblem was a dead rabbit impaled on a stick.

This is historically accurate, too.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (Cssks)

509 Mmm Mmmm Hasenpfeffer

Not!

These days rabbits and squirrels can carry plague as well as rabies.

Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (oGBso)

510 500 489: not sure. doc is calling today.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (KP5rU)

Well, best of luck to her, and you, my friend. Have had two torn MCLs in my life. Painful, but not permanently debilitating.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (90T4r)

511 I'm offended by these anti-rabbit comments. Ban them.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (aKsyK)

512 sandler annoyed me with Don't Mess With The Zohan. New York Jews and Hezbollards find common ground in hating Mel Gibson. way to kick a man when he is down and , also, way to dismiss the Hezb.

I mostly consider Sandler an annoying fuckhead but Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, which I watched as part of a personal Jim Caviezel non homo film festival, was extremely informative of what the local politics were at the time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (y7DUB)

513 508 In Scorsese's film "Gangs of New York," one of the Irish gangs is 'The Dead Rabbits.' Their emblem was a dead rabbit impaled on a stick.

This is historically accurate, too.
Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (Cssks)

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That's one of those movies that was researched to unreasonable degrees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (q80AH)

514 But it's George Michael! EVERYBODY loves George Michael!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (dfRN6)
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For some reason, his schtick worked on AD. In all other cases, I want to punch him until my fingers break.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (AzW6q)

515 All of my nephews are estranged from their biological fathers, with good reasons.

They turned out okay, anyway, very much because of good step-fathers.

I've mentioned before, a cabbie we had (last century) in Chicago. In short, during the ride, we talked about his son (picture proudly displayed on dashboard), somehow got on religion (said he was a non-believer). I said something about God as a father, and he cursed about his own cruel father. "Not like the father you had," I managed to say, just before we parted, "but like the father you want to be for your son."

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (Lsu/B)

516 Still Life With A Senator.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham's Dead Nutsack at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (6/sbb)

517 river otter family visited the pond this morning, only second time in 6 years I've seen them. Cute watching them eat my fish, but I'm scaring them off to the next pond ... move along to some pond without a mean human watching.

Is there a countdown clock for the IG Report, or just some time today?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (Cus5s)

518 Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda.

A Cock For Christmas? Munching The Christmas Rug? Santa's Brand New Vag? I'm sure those will all go over well.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (ZGrMX)

519 503

To remind us that he was in Transformers: The Last Knight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (q80AH)

Lol. Hope that is not what he's remembered for!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (90T4r)

520 It's a great deal, but I'm not sure if I want cursed miscarriage clothes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (AzW6q)

Cursed? Is this like the old bubbameister that says you never buy stuff for the baby until after he's born or risk demise?

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (U7k5w)

521 519 503

To remind us that he was in Transformers: The Last Knight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (q80AH)

Lol. Hope that is not what he's remembered for!
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (90T4r)

========

He has done nothing else of note.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (q80AH)

522 379 To elaborate a bit on what Cato said, a long time ago I developed a very angry, fuck-with-me-and-I'll-kill-you persona to overcompensate for how badly I was messed up inside. Maybe not the best strategy, but it sort of worked. I've lost touch with that, and wonder sometimes if I shouldn't pick it back up, at least selectively. Believe it or not, I'm way too fucking nice, and that makes me way too fucking vulnerable.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)

I couldn't be that person.

And that makes me an easy target in most eyes.

Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (sm6Pk)

523 A Cock For Christmas? Munching The Christmas Rug? Santa's Brand New Vag? I'm sure those will all go over well.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (ZGrMX)
++++++++++++++
I expect they're in production as we speak.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (I2dne)

524 every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU)

Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

525 Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda.

A Cock For Christmas? Munching The Christmas Rug? Santa's Brand New Vag? I'm sure those will all go over well.
Posted by: Ian S.


Dick the Halls.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7jTtI)

526 That's one of those movies that was researched to unreasonable degrees.

Not enjoyable at all though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (KZzsI)

527
Is this like the old bubbameister that says you never buy stuff for the baby until after he's born or risk demise?
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (U7k5w)

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LOL. Yes. And I'm not normally superstitious, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (AzW6q)

528 Don't know why but I will always remember Anthony Hopkins for his movie The Stain.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (oiW2a)

529 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. And the last Dirty Harry was pretty bleh.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (U7voe)

530 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? #Anxiety

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It's because your crazy gland is overactive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)

531 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)


Firefox? Is that that silly plane movie he was in? I've seen it. It, wasn't good.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

532 However, Super Tuesday is next, and it includes California. Biden going into California, having lost 3 of the first 4 states (no matter delegate counts) will stink of a loser. He'll lose California and probably a few other Super Tuesday states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (q80AH)

Briefly saw a video on Fox this am of Biden speaking at some tiny gathering in Iowa. I don't think I saw anyone under the age of 75 sitting in the audience. Virtually every woman looked like blue hair church ladies with wire glasses and black square purses. I swear, Biden looked like he was hawking Medicare Part D plans to the local retirement community.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (I3OPu)

533 @ 505
"the old lady just called".

Nice to see respect accorded a spouse.

Much too little of that lately.

Posted by: Irongrampa at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (KATBx)

534 Dick the Halls.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7jTtI)

The Little Drummer Rent Boy

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7voe)

535 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?

The ones with the Orangutang

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (KZzsI)

536 Clarice.....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (zr5Kq)

537 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

Paint your Wagon

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7k5w)

538 Don't know why but I will always remember Anthony Hopkins for his movie The Stain.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (oiW2a)
+++++++++++
He did The Daily Show on his talk show circuit for the movie. I'll never forget his Chyron:

Anthony Hopkins
The Human Stain

No quotes, no "star of" or whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (I2dne)

539 Paint your Wagon
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7k5w)

That was a great movie.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oiW2a)

540 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

Firefox? Is that that silly plane movie he was in? I've seen it. It, wasn't good.....
Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)


Bridges of Madison County ???

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (zr5Kq)

541 The ones with the Orangutang
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (KZzsI)


Every which way but loose.
Every which way you can.

The first one was greatness.

The 2nd one, pretty meh.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

542 539 Paint your Wagon
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7k5w)

That was a great movie.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oiW2a)

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Gonna paint our wagon
Gonna paint it fine
Gonna use oil based paint
Cause the wood is pine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (q80AH)

543 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? #Anxiety

-
It's because your crazy gland is overactive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


It's a loss of Humors. Do you even Science?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (M0u+N)

544
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)
------------------------------

Paint Your Wagon?

Great movie, based on the Broadway show, and he was perfect in it, but that was NOT a Dirty Harry type role, or a High Plains Drifter either.

Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oGBso)

545 528 Don't know why but I will always remember Anthony Hopkins for his movie The Stain.


...


My fav!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (6A9Kg)

546 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (I2dne)

I always get the title wrong.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (oiW2a)

547 542 539 Paint your Wagon
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7k5w)

That was a great movie.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oiW2a)

=======

Gonna paint our wagon
Gonna paint it fine
Gonna use oil based paint
Cause the wood is pine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (q80AH)

Heh heh.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (90T4r)

548 Yeah - That one would point like a German Short. You could smoke an entire cigarette and she would not creep an inch.

-

I've heard of pointing labs but never been around one.

We recently adopted an older English pointer and I'm always amused at watching her playing in the yard. Leaf falls? Locks up. Butterfly on a flower? Locks up. Any and everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (3rtj0)

549 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

what were the goofy movies with the orangutan?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (I3OPu)

550 It's a loss of Humors. Do you even Science?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (M0u+N)
++++++++++++++
Interesting. I always thought bleeding was the cure for loss of humors, yet in her case it seems to be the cause.

Medicine is weird.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (I2dne)

551 549 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

what were the goofy movies with the orangutan?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (I3OPu)

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They were made for the advancement of the cinematic arts!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (q80AH)

552 Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ)



Oh that, yeah, that is true.

Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (HALdu)

553 530 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? #Anxiety

-
It's because your crazy gland is overactive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)

"Which hormone is depleted?"

It's Drano, Alyssa.

Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (sm6Pk)

554 all of clint's orangutang flicks blew major chunks all over america. they fucking sucked snake taint.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (KP5rU)

555 424:We've secretly replaced Marianne's Healing Crystals with Crystal Meth. Let's watch.


Heh

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (vN4+Q)

556 Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oGBso)

I pick The Gauntlet as his for the money movie. What a piece of crap.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (oiW2a)

557 I couldn't be that person.

And that makes me an easy target in most eyes.
Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (sm6Pk)

Don't confuse "being nice" with not enforcing your boundaries. Be nice to yourself, first. Everyone else can pound sand if what they want isn't nice for you.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (ECrgQ)

558 Let me just say, all these traitors really need their houses torn down until not a painted portico remains intact, the ground salted, and all of them driven into White Sands Missile range without food, water, or Internet access.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (jS35y)

559 Anyone else feel like that rabbit today?

This shampeachment is enraging. Nadler claimed he didn't have to swear in the first two Dem witnesses because they were just "giving opening statements" slamming PDT.

First Dem giving his "truth," "My son asked me, 'Daddy, does the President have to be a nice man?'"

Gah.

Posted by: ThugLife at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (ptqGC)

560 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted?

--

I suspect it has something to do with not having filters in your brain to naturally prevent you from casually discussing bloody bodily discharges with millions of people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (3rtj0)

561 Medicine is weird.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (I2dne)

In the traditions of Dr. Benjamin Rush, I'm recommending leeches and a tobacco smoke enema.

Posted by: "Doctor" Vanya at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (U7voe)

562 513
508 In Scorsese's film "Gangs of New York," one of the Irish gangs is
'The Dead Rabbits.' Their emblem was a dead rabbit impaled on a stick.



This is historically accurate, too.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (Cssks)



========



That's one of those movies that was researched to unreasonable degrees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM


I believe I saw "Dead Rabbit" Irish whiskey somewhere the other day...

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (88+cf)

563 Some of Clint's movies with Sondra Locke seemed designed to keep the cooch moist.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (y7DUB)

564 Be nice to yourself,


==

I never understood what that means.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (zr5Kq)

565 The dems never had my wife, but they doubly lost her.

"WTF? No Price is Right? More of this impeachment BS?"

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (7jTtI)

566 "It's a loss of Humors. Do you even Science?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (M0u+N) "



Combined with too much phlogiston.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (JwHjN)

567 Oh crap. My son's nic is still on my 'puter. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (ptqGC)

568 550 It's a loss of Humors. Do you even Science?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (M0u+N)
++++++++++++++
Interesting. I always thought bleeding was the cure for loss of humors, yet in her case it seems to be the cause.

Medicine is weird.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (I2dne)


Trepanning. To release the little demons in your head. Science!!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (90T4r)

569 Very, very still life......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (jjaLl)

570 The dims better get some hoochie coochie girls

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (rpxSz)

571 what were the goofy movies with the orangutan?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (I3OPu)


See #541

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

572 Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ)




It is kind of like mowing the lawn, nice to sit back, have a smoke and admire a job well done.

Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (HALdu)

573 A Cock For Christmas? Munching The Christmas Rug? Santa's Brand New Vag? I'm sure those will all go over well.
Posted by: Ian S.


Dick the Halls.

-
Silver Balls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)

574 Same as "love yourself". What does that mean ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (zr5Kq)

575 We've secretly replaced Marianne's Healing Crystals with Crystal Meth. Let's watch.

For $79.95 you can buy GOOP brand meth crystals and shove them up your hoo-ha!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (ZGrMX)

576 Clint made some real stinkers even if he was entertaining enough in them. City Heat with Burt Reynolds was awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (KZzsI)

577 554 all of clint's orangutang flicks blew major chunks all over america. they fucking sucked snake taint.
Posted by: chavez the hugo



Yeah, I thought making a drama out of it with Bridges of Madison County was a bit much.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (vN4+Q)

578 530 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? #Anxiety
________________

At your age? All of them.

Your symptoms are probably peri-menopause.

Posted by: Dr. Internets at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (k4dH2)

579 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

Honkeytonk Man

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (cz8Bv)

580 Dick the Halls.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7jTtI)

********

Merry Mishmass

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (flINI)

581 Very, very still life......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (jjaLl)

Ham looks very lifelike.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (zr5Kq)

582 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted?

--


Go see your fucking therapist, you rich cuunt.

Stop looking for free shit on the internet.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

583 Kill da wan it!

Posted by: Elmer at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (+hNEM)

584 Rudolph the raunchy randy reindeer

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (jS35y)

585 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (3rtj0)

586 clint has for sure made turds you can't pick up by the clean end.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (KP5rU)

587 Good morning Horde.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (tVQUs)

588 Honkeytonk Man
Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (cz8Bv)

I think he did that so he could write the music.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (oiW2a)

589 585 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (3rtj0)

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They're going to ignore it completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (q80AH)

590 574 Same as "love yourself". What does that mean ?
Posted by: runner



"I'll be in my bunk"

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (vN4+Q)

591 Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oGBso)

I pick The Gauntlet as his for the money movie. What a piece of crap.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (oiW2a)
---------------------------

That's the one where he met the lovely and talented Sondra Locke, no?

Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (oGBso)

592 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted?

the need for attention hormone.

Everyone with a mental illness should seek advice and treatment from Twitter. It's where the experts are.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (I3OPu)

593 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted?
******
Isn't that something you ask your PCP not Twitter

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (BqBId)

594 They're going to ignore it completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (q80AH)

==

Nood. Meet me over there, please. I have a movie question.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (3rtj0)

595 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?

Yes. Ivan Reitman's son is making it and it's ignoring the VagBusters "continuity". He specifically said "It's the Ghostbusters the fans want", which caused a lot of REEEEEEEEEEE.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (ZGrMX)

596 Interesting. I always thought bleeding was the cure for loss of humors, yet in her case it seems to be the cause.

Medicine is weird.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (I2dne)

Unnecessary exsanguination causes an imbalance of the four humors. The solution is to flush the sinuses to reduce phlegm and induce vomiting to reduce the biles.

If this fails, she has to wear a dead pigeon about the neck until it rots off its rope.

Posted by: Cato, Medieval Plague Doctor at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (J+mig)

597 Everyone with a mental illness should seek advice and treatment from Twitter. It's where the experts are.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (I3OPu)
++++++++++
It "worked" for us!

Posted by: Goldberg, Kristol, et. al. at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (I2dne)

598 It is like Star Trek V.

Never happened. It too had fart jokes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (jS35y)

599 593 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted?
******
Isn't that something you ask your PCP not Twitter
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (BqBId)

So Anthony Hopkins IS spot-on.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (90T4r)

600 Geesh, by standards of what we know today, The Gauntlet seems like a documentary.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (JwHjN)

601 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted?



The one that makes you human.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (7jTtI)

602 I never understood what that means.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (zr5Kq)

Do unto others as you would do to yourself. Be your best friend.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (ECrgQ)

603 I think Joe Biden's best asset is that he's not hated by the big corporate sponsors (Warren) and has a shred of a chance of getting black votes, unlike Buttgag and the rest of the cast of characters. That's the only real analysis that goes into voting for him.

Everyone knows he's an idiot and insane and creepy and handsy with little girls and will gaffe horrendously every few days. Everyone knows he's way past his due date, but the rest are so awful that he looks less bad by comparison.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (KZzsI)

604 Meh, I have always thought the use of a rabbit and a bird, two things which are normally very animated, was a crutch and a sign of weakness by this painter.

Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (HALdu)

605 NOOD yoda

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (zr5Kq)

606 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted?

the need for attention hormone.

Everyone with a mental illness should seek advice and treatment from Twitter. It's where the experts are.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (I3OPu)


Dear God, so much cluelessness and lack of self respect in so few characters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (y7DUB)

607 You know who could restore the Hallmark Channel's integrity and credibility? Aunt Becky.

*runs away*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (IttZ7)

608 For $79.95 you can buy GOOP brand meth crystals and shove them up your hoo-ha!
______________

You can't buy anything for $79.95 from Gwynnie's catalog. She knows her suckers . . . er, customers . . . want to pay through the nose for all of her useless objects, so they can feel smugly superior to all those deplorable, Walmart, value-shopper types!

Posted by: Dr. Internets at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (k4dH2)

609 I used to work with a guy who raised and killed wild rabbits for food. Sold them cleaned, frozen & bagged.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM


Used to be an old Portagee who sold fresh fish and rabbits downtown. Ho lee crap, but those rabbits were huge. I don't know what breed they were, but they were ginormous. Tasty, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (ejd/p)

610

"I'll be in my bunk"
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (vN4+Q)

that...makes sense

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (zr5Kq)

611 That's the one where he met the lovely and talented Sondra Locke, no?

Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (oGBso)

We're going to have to suspend your aos card. The Outlaw Josey Wales. At least it was released first.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (oiW2a)

612 I never understood what that means.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (zr5Kq)





The golden rule was given before the plague of success and the extravagance of self loathing were in.

Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (HALdu)

613 Shimon Prokupecz @ShimonPro
This is gonna be interesting today. Christopher Steele was told yesterday that information on him that he has not reviewed and was expected to be redacted was declassified and will now be included in the Inspector General's report today.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (BqBId)

614 Madison

RE: Gangs

I thought it was a beautiful, albeit minor, moment to have the DiCaprio character glance up at the sky.... puzzled. There was something different, something odd, a change in the atmosphere of some kind, but he couldn't figure out what it was, because... beyond his experience. Same for the audience. (It was the first, very slight 'whoosh' of incoming naval artillery shells.)

I also loved the scene where a mob throws a paving stone through a store window, which had until that moment featured a photo of... Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (Cssks)

615 My mother in law tried that bubbameister with me, I believed she wanted to make all the choices herself.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (U7k5w)

616 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?

-
In the trailer, they say, ""There hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30-years." So, yeah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)

617 But it's George Michael! EVERYBODY loves George Michael!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (dfRN6)

And there's always money in the banana stand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (Ft8fw)

The Morning Report - 12/9/19

trutrea.jpg

Good morning kids. Start of a new week and the top stories are the release of the IG Horowitz Report and the House Judiciary Committee set to charge President Trump with treason. Yes, gentle reader, you read that right: T-R-E-A-S-O-N. These people are truly sick. They are doing more than just playing games; they are playing with fire, here. If I had the ability to hold back and not slam my fist into Jerrold Nadler's gaping maw, I would certainly displace the perpetual slab of pastrami with a microphone and try to get him on record to answer the question "do you realize treason is a capital crime?" Okay, I get it. You turds are doing anything and everything you can to sabotage the President while covering up for your own crimes of sabotaging 2016 and then Trump's nascent presidency, which for the record, come within a red nether-hair's breadth of actual dictionary definition treason. Meanwhile, we still have hearings set for today, which you gave the Republicans on the committee essentially zero time to prepare for, dumping thousands of pages of evidence at the last minute. Not that that would matter since the committees are a farce of both fairness and legal precedent.

The Democrats have ensnared themselves in their own trap. For over three years, everything they have done to rig the election and then sabotage this president has failed, and spectacularly so. And since impeachment was promised even before Trump took the oath of office, impeachment is what they are going to have to deliver. But invoking treason is truly crossing a line. For argument's sake, let's say the House votes to impeach - and the jury is still out on if they even have the votes (although I suspect they do and the scuttlebutt that they don't is a head-fake), and then he is exonerated in the Senate. What then? Forget the shmoo-like bespectacled "G-d-cursed chimptato hybrid" screaming at the clouds. Will the Antifarians turn into Weathermen 2, Electric Boogaloo? I almost feel the Democrats would cheer that on, if not intentionally engaging in all of this to enable exactly that. As I said, they are playing with fire here.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

ALSO: The Morning Report is cross-posted at CutJibNewsletter.com if you want to continue the conversation all day.

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1 morninyall

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 07:39 AM (Tnijr)

2 NOOD Comment given...

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 07:40 AM (5IHGB)

3 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 09, 2019 07:40 AM (muI26)

4

I'm SECOND HAND HOES.................

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 07:40 AM (5IHGB)

5 Wheee!

Posted by: Marooned at December 09, 2019 07:40 AM (8hRlF)

6 Today is OIG day!

Posted by: Ann at December 09, 2019 07:41 AM (NDO5Q)

7 a NOOD JJ Huh??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:42 AM (BqBId)

8 On vacation. Is it right to check off days on my shortimers calendar while on vaca?

Posted by: FtWorthMike at December 09, 2019 07:42 AM (2ha2i)

9 JJ gets the Horowtiz report on his birthday!

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:43 AM (ZfRYq)

10 The Dems need a good head stomping, starting with Shiff. They may get it too if this goes on.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 07:43 AM (Tnijr)

11 'Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.' - Sir John Harrington

Posted by: Jim H at December 09, 2019 07:43 AM (VZQ7l)

12 Today we find out how much we will be disappointed.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:43 AM (ZfRYq)

13 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at December 09, 2019 07:44 AM (u7pQw)

14 Top 20.
And good morning, Morons.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 09, 2019 07:44 AM (hYUjK)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:44 AM (arJlL)

16 guten morgen horden

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (G546f)

17 Hol(l)a, Fappers!

Willowed request from last thread: Is there still a decent paper out there? My mom is disgusted with the Detroit News/Free Pravda but enjoys reading dead trees news. She is not going to read online articles.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (Dc2NZ)

18 I hope we won't be burned as the left was. While anticipating the Mueller report

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (EQs31)

19 Today we find out how much we will be disappointed.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:43 AM (ZfRYq)
*******
No IG cannot indict anyone, arrest anyone. that is why Durham opened a Criminal Investigation so he can have a GJ & interview people

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (BqBId)

20 Treason?? Seriously?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (lwiT4)

21

Schiff's eyes POPPED OUT YET?..................damn they were bounced right back in with the spring eyeball trick....CURSES............

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (5IHGB)

22 Treason, eh? The Horowitz report must be a real doozy to throw out that squirrel.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM (6eEQ+)

23 "Today we find out how much we will be disappointed"

Not me. I have no expectations. It's quite liberating.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM (Tnijr)

24 I welcome this discussion of treason.
There is no way that could backfire on the Dems.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM (G546f)

25 Coup II: Electoral Boogaloo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM (oVJmc)

26 DJT has zero friends in the senate.

Posted by: heifer city at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM (WX+x0)

27 7 a NOOD JJ Huh??
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:42 AM (BqBId)
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Not many people know this, but J.J. is a very in-demand butt double for major Hollywood actors.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM (Dc2NZ)

28 Today is OIG day!

Is that a pig with a sinus problem ?

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:47 AM (arJlL)

29 Grammie. Crazy isnt it. The. Chutzpah of these $¿[<!

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:47 AM (EQs31)

30 Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:47 AM (arJlL)
*******
Flu/Cold

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:47 AM (BqBId)

31 17 Hol(l)a, Fappers!

Willowed request from last thread: Is there still a decent paper out there? My mom is disgusted with the Detroit News/Free Pravda but enjoys reading dead trees news. She is not going to read online articles.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (Dc2NZ)


New York Post. But they go nuts with the gun grabbing whenever there's a shooting. Everything else is fairly honest and they are pro-Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:47 AM (zBaqJ)

32 Not many people know this, but J.J. is a very in-demand butt double for major Hollywood actors.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Jubba Jubba

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 07:47 AM (G546f)

33 Hiya willow!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:48 AM (lwiT4)

34

FREDDIE HORRORTITS the 13th........................boo zzzzz

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 07:48 AM (5IHGB)

35 No IG cannot indict anyone, arrest anyone. that is why Durham opened a Criminal Investigation so he can have a GJ & interview people
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (BqBId)


So the Horowitz report is or is not a big deal?

Be plain. Is this report a big splash, or do we continue to wait #twoweeks?

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:48 AM (ZfRYq)

36 27 7 a NOOD JJ Huh??
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:42 AM (BqBId)
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Not many people know this, but J.J. is a very in-demand butt double for major Hollywood actors.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM (Dc2NZ)


DeNiro is actually my ass with the camera tilted 90 degrees...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:48 AM (zBaqJ)

37 I just told Rev about the treason thing. He about dropped his coffee cup. His jaw is still on the floor.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:49 AM (lwiT4)

38 Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:48 AM (ZfRYq)
*******
I thought was but No it depends what is in the 600-1,000 page report. I don't think that much is gonna be lawyer speak

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:50 AM (BqBId)

39 This service is not available

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:50 AM (lwiT4)

40 J.J. no way your ass is much smarter

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:50 AM (EQs31)

41 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:48 AM (zBaqJ)
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Well DeNiro is definitely an ASS

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:50 AM (BqBId)

42 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 07:51 AM (XpCzL)

43 Grammie I figure the closer the real traitors are to being putted the stroller the shrieking and chaos

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:51 AM (EQs31)

44 Putted- outted

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:52 AM (EQs31)

45 44 Putted- outted
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:52 AM (EQs31)

wouldn't mind seeing them 4-ironed

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 07:53 AM (G546f)

46 I thought was but No it depends what is in the 600-1,000 page report. I don't think that much is gonna be lawyer speak
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:50 AM (BqBId)


We will know soon.

But I am not sure why you are hedging NOW - after trying to take me to task for - based on history - being skeptical that the Horowitz report was going to do anything.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:53 AM (ZfRYq)

47 Should states be able to force pro - life organizations to hire abortion supporters?


On college campuses, Christian groups have been forced to accept atheists as leaders of their organizations. Although Campus Crusade for Christ recently won their lawsuit over that. I think. My head is fuzzy.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:53 AM (lwiT4)

48 #TwoHours

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2019 07:53 AM (6tMsm)

49 Growlz
. Stroller- shrilled

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:53 AM (EQs31)

50 Treason!?!!? RUFKM?

Posted by: creeper at December 09, 2019 07:54 AM (XxJt1)

51 48 #TwoHours
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2019 07:53 AM (6tMsm)


Embargoed to 1300 EDT

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:54 AM (ZfRYq)

52 Vmom.you and I both would offer to be the caddy

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:54 AM (EQs31)

53 Mollie Hemingway says to lower your expectations. She's not saying "white wash" but she does reiterate the President's concern that Sessions chose a useless internal review over a Special Counsel for the task. If you're expecting fireworks in the recommendation sections, you will be disappointed.

As for treason, why is anyone surprised, the real treasonous conspirators want the man dead.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 07:55 AM (U7k5w)

54 I'd like to see their reasoning behind the treason charge.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:55 AM (lwiT4)

55 *Idaho Republican Senator Pushing Bill to "Prioritize" More Un-Vetted Syrian and Iraqi Refugees*

Perhaps at the 'request' of a certain Mohammedan, Idaho-based Yogurt manufacturer?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 09, 2019 07:55 AM (WGUm2)

56 Anyway I don't really expect much from dam horro it's. But Durham is where Im wrapping my hopium

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 07:56 AM (EQs31)

57 I am confident that the chutzpah of the Dems is without measure, but I don't think they will actually put treason down as a count in a bill of impeachment.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:56 AM (ZfRYq)

58 54 I'd like to see their reasoning behind the treason charge.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:55 AM (lwiT4)


Read the link. Madness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:56 AM (zBaqJ)

59

Hey "Alexandra !" tell me all those spy shit stories from Ukraine........Do you want the whole CHALUPA

yes indeedy here's a QUID!

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 07:56 AM (5IHGB)

60 "JJ gets the Horowtiz report on his birthday! "

Throughout history, the shear number of historical events which have taken place on J.J.'s birthday is statistically unbelievable.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 07:56 AM (cqNba)

61 56 Blaster on troll point this AM..

no surprise there
Posted by: Getcha Pull at December 09, 2019 07:55 AM (NxIci)


Call me when McCabe loses his $10k a hit contract with CNN.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:56 AM (ZfRYq)

62 I don't have high expectations of the IG report but the crazy train the demolunatics are on leads me to believe there is more than expected.

Then again: "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at December 09, 2019 07:57 AM (DB16e)

63 Read the link.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:56 AM (zBaqJ)



That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:57 AM (lwiT4)

64 Could it be that Miss Lindsay's refusal to call witnesses means he has some sweet sweet Ukrainian lucre he doesn't want anyone to know about?


Nah...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 07:57 AM (IttZ7)

65 New York Post. But they go nuts with the gun grabbing whenever there's a shooting. Everything else is fairly honest and they are pro-Trump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:47 AM (zBaqJ)
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I actually thought about the NYP for the covers alone.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:58 AM (Dc2NZ)

66 6
Today is OIG day!

Posted by: Ann at December 09, 2019 07:41 AM (NDO5Q)

_______


#twohours

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:58 AM (WqPYg)

67 I figure it will take a few days for the "Report" to be fully recognized as yet another turgid dud. Imagine, 21 months to produce it. The Constitution was written in four. And it took less time to construct the Empire State Building.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 07:58 AM (H8QX8)

68 I thought the New York Daily News was the hoplophobe's paper of record.


Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 07:58 AM (IttZ7)

69 " I'd like to see their reasoning behind the treason charge. "

[ ] Orange man bad

[ ] We must stop Trump from being re-elected

[ ] It's Hillary's turn

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 07:58 AM (cqNba)

70 So they are reaching for the nuclear button.

And there are still sane people in this country that think that these demon possessed lunatics should be in power.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 07:59 AM (lD3vL)

71
They're still pimping the notion of withholding aid to an ally (Ukraine) as a key reason.

Total lie, of course as it was Obama who withheld the aid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:59 AM (zBaqJ)

72 The first thing to do with the.iog report is Not read the summary. And then allow the media to explain what in the report

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 08:00 AM (EQs31)

73 68 I thought the New York Daily News was the hoplophobe's paper of record.


Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 07:58 AM (IttZ7)


It's the Slimes for the illiterate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:00 AM (zBaqJ)

74

With a little rouge JJ could stand in for James Brolin or a Macau.....................Hmm it looks like a freckled Anus of Green Gables................GINGER NUTS .....

Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 08:00 AM (5IHGB)

75 Could it be that Miss Lindsay's refusal to call witnesses means he has some sweet sweet Ukrainian lucre he doesn't want anyone to know about?


Nah...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 07:57 AM (IttZ7)
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Could be Ukraine. Could be Epstein. But he definitely acts like a man who has been compromised.

If he is, and he had any honor, he would resign or just not seek reelection.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 08:00 AM (GPOPx)

76 They're still pimping the notion of withholding aid to an ally (Ukraine) as a key reason.

Total lie, of course as it was Obama who withheld the aid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:59 AM (zBaqJ)

Aren't they still saying Trump kept kids in cages? The first rule of Narrative is never give up the Narrative.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:01 AM (H8QX8)

77 #twohours
Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:58 AM (WqPYg)
~~~~~

I heard #fivehours.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 09, 2019 08:01 AM (sGotD)

78 T-R-E-A-S-O-N.

I guess that the IG report is more incendiary than we expected, if Congress wants to Bigfoot that piece of news with a treason charge.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 09, 2019 08:01 AM (iuFgi)

79 I think that Lindsey Graham is being taken out of context.

His point is that the Senate is ready to simply dispose of impeachment - to basically just vote to dismiss the case. And that would be a better outcome for the President and the country than a big ugly trial.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:01 AM (ZfRYq)

80 Some thought Nancy was trying to stop this process. But if treason charges are in there, she must be going for the whole enchilada. I can't see that language in there unless she approves.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 08:01 AM (lwiT4)

81 Treason.

I see.

These "New Rulez" they are using against a political enemy will come back to haunt them. Oh well, playa.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:02 AM (vN4+Q)

82 Treason, eh? The Horowitz report must be a real doozy to throw out that squirrel.


Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM

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Yep, something is going on to make them toss that word in their report. It literally came out of nowhere. Just the other day they were pounding the "bribery" word.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 08:03 AM (JUOKG)

83 G'mornin' Horde !

30 degrees, dense fog, condensing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:03 AM (JwHjN)

84 The first thing to do with the.iog report is Not read the summary. And then allow the media to explain what in the report
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 08:00 AM (EQs31)
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Because, as Mika said, it's THEIR job to control what we think.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 08:03 AM (GPOPx)

85 Reading the Breitbart thing -

They are "hinting" at Treason. It won't be a specific count.

But this is that thing about "word" people. They are looking for words that they can use to change the world. Oh, look, in the Constitution it says Treason is a reason to impeach, so we will reference treason. Just like they did with bribery.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:03 AM (ZfRYq)

86 Considering that my belief is nothing less at minimum than a long display of skeletal windchimes hanging from light poles along Constitution Avenue will bring any kind of sanity or accountability to Washington city, yeah - my expectations are, shall we say, somewhat muted.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 09, 2019 08:03 AM (FKphP)

87 54 I'd like to see their reasoning behind the treason charge.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:55 AM (lwiT4)

They want him dead.

That's the reason.

Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 08:04 AM (sm6Pk)

88 Imagine, 21 months to produce it. The Constitution was written in four. And it took less time to construct the Empire State Building.

You obviously don't understand the importance of maintaining a sinecure position. The OIG is an embarrassment, with no powers and really no reason to exist except to give DC Beltway criminals a running head start or to completely torpedo a legitimate investigation by some entity that isn't either completely corrupt or has some level of legitimate authority.

I take more interest and seriousness in a crayon drawing by a third grader than anything from the OIG. I honestly don't understand why people give it any mental or emotional energy.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:04 AM (lD3vL)

89 79
I think that Lindsey Graham is being taken out of context.



His point is that the Senate is ready to simply dispose of
impeachment - to basically just vote to dismiss the case. And that
would be a better outcome for the President and the country than a big
ugly trial.





Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:01 AM (ZfRYq)

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Maybe, but haven't people been saying here repeatedly that there must be consequences for the attempted coup? How do we get back to any kind of functioning Republic when the malefactors never see justice?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 08:04 AM (IttZ7)

90 Of course Linda is neck deep in this crap.
It explains everything.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at December 09, 2019 08:05 AM (w7KSn)

91 These "New Rulez" they are using against a political enemy will come back to haunt them. Oh well, playa.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:02 AM

I don't believe the GOPe has the nads to do that.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2019 08:05 AM (O/X1S)

92 They want him dead.

That's the reason.
Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 08:04 AM (sm6Pk)
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Once he's out of the way, they are coming for us deplorables. It's not just him they want dead.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 08:06 AM (GPOPx)

93 Morning Horde, thanks JJ.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 09, 2019 08:07 AM (ayFCE)

94 "Once he's out of the way, they are coming for us deplorables. It's not just him they want dead."

Trump is who stands between the Left's boot

And our throats.

If they eliminate him, we're next.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:07 AM (cqNba)

95 92 Once he's out of the way, they are coming for us deplorables. It's not just him they want dead.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 08:06 AM (GPOPx)

Don't assume that I don't know that.

But he's first in line for the National Razor.

Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 08:07 AM (sm6Pk)

96 Maybe, but haven't people been saying here repeatedly that there must be consequences for the attempted coup? How do we get back to any kind of functioning Republic when the malefactors never see justice?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 08:04 AM (IttZ7)


Yes, we all want the bad guys to pay a price.

But, first of all, let's not beat up our own people based on partial quotes. I think that Trump's instincts are right about a trial - he is going to win, and this way he gets some licks in on the other side. But I also think that it is better to have it over and done with.

Draw this thing out for months and making it ugly - because you know the Dems will lie and cover up and the press will push their story - is not necessarily the best thing for the country.



Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:08 AM (ZfRYq)

97
Yep, something is going on to make them toss that word in their report. It literally came out of nowhere. Just the other day they were pounding the "bribery" word.


Quid pro quo failed.

Bribery failed.

It's polling worse and worse, so they keep upping the ante.

Treason will fail, too. Making the charges more extreme doesn't change the fact that no one believes the charges.

But it's a sure bet that censure is off the table. you can't charge treason and just settle for censure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:09 AM (oVJmc)

98 #twohours

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:58 AM (WqPYg)

Little more than that... not before 1pm eastern (supposedly)

Posted by: Ann at December 09, 2019 08:11 AM (NDO5Q)

99 Schadenfreudific fantasy: IG goes to release his whitewash report...and is arrested on the spot for aiding and abetting illegal activities. Chaos ensues.

...yeah, won't happen, but a body can hope.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 08:11 AM (D5yyd)

100 Also, in an impeachment trial, it isn't like they are going to flip the script and suddenly they will convict Schiff.

Schiff won't be convicted in a Senate trial of Trump's impeachment. That isn't how it works.

Barr should have some US Attorney investigate Schiff. That is likely to be more effective than expecting GOP Senators to do that. Because what can they do with their information?

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:11 AM (ZfRYq)

101 Finland may have a 34 woman as the next PM
Sanna Marin

https://tinyurl.com/t9lp56n

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 08:12 AM (sZaoP)

102 54 I'd like to see their reasoning behind the treason charge.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:55 AM (lwiT4)

The reasoning is to try to provoke Trump into doing something they can nail him for. As it stands now, they have less than squat and they know it.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2019 08:13 AM (jp0Bv)

103 But this is that thing about "word" people. They are looking for words that they can use to change the world. Oh, look, in the Constitution it says Treason is a reason to impeach, so we will reference treason. Just like they did with bribery.

You are projecting, worse still you don't realize that they are communicating in a different language than you.

When they hint at "treason", it is because they want to change the meaning of the word. The Left has a very long history of deconstructing the language and converting words into emotional triggers where the emotion has little to do with the word's original meaning when used in a structured language.

The idea here is conjure up manipulative emotions for those who understand that there is concrete definition of "treason", but more importantly, they are preparing the word to have a different emotion among their usual clients they routinely manipulate.

Most people don't know what "treason" is, but there is an amount of strong emotions behind the utterance of that word.

Look at the word "racist". A generation ago, someone throwing that word at you would end up sifting their stool before heading off to the orthodontist. Now "racist" doesn't have any meaning other than being used as an emotional trigger, and even that trigger has lost most if not all of its effect just in time when the world is recognizing that those who have been slinging around the word "racist" all the time, are indeed bona fide racists (in the traditional sense).

In that way, "treason" might be receiving the same treatment, use it while it has some emotional clout against their enemy, and when the word has been abused sufficiently that it no longer holds any meaning, that is when we discover the actual legal treason when the indictments start rolling out. If/When there is a day of reckoning among the coup d' etat actors, the word "treason" will only solicit a yawn.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:13 AM (lD3vL)

104 I am liking Hopkins more and more.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:13 AM (2yO6m)

105 >>> Finland may have a 34 woman as the next PM

That's 34 years old
Not like a size 34

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 08:13 AM (sZaoP)

106 Once he's out of the way, they are coming for us deplorables. It's not just him they want dead.
Posted by: Linn Ridge


Y'know, if we're that convinced, it ought to be clear they'll just keep trying until (a) they succeed or (b) they are extirpated entirely.

A smart person facing that would consider it prudent to see to (b) before (a) can come even close to happening.

I really, really am starting to wonder if this is being taken sufficiently seriously on our part.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 08:14 AM (D5yyd)

107 I believe it was Federalist 46 in which they set up the OIG as the protector of our liberties.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 09, 2019 08:14 AM (x9oEV)

108 Reckon they will try and turn Panty-fa loose. See enough of these little shits in NYC. Wouldn't be that hard to get them to walk into a few "L" ambushes and thin the herd of treasonists. I don't think they'd have much of a taste for real life civil war. Not the type where the other side fights back.

Posted by: Saml Adams at December 09, 2019 08:14 AM (AhR14)

109 No IG cannot indict anyone, arrest anyone. that is why Durham opened a Criminal Investigation so he can have a GJ & interview people
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (BqBId)

So the Horowitz report is or is not a big deal?

Be plain. Is this report a big splash, or do we continue to wait #twoweeks?
Posted by: blaster



We wait #twoweeks.

Remember, Horowitz was two years before Barr was even a thought. Horowitz was Steiner.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:16 AM (7jTtI)

110 Morning

FYI most IG reports are milk toast.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 08:17 AM (cEsBM)

111 I always thought if you look deeper into what the Dems are accusing somebody of doing, they are usually doing it in spades

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 09, 2019 08:17 AM (WhTSP)

112 If/When there is a day of reckoning among the coup d' etat actors, the word "treason" will only solicit a yawn.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy


Keep in mind that when they reference "America" anymore they are speaking with THEIR formulation of "America", which we would not recognize as America. They do not consider our version of this nation legitimate. "Treason" would be against THEIR version, that illegitimate construction we've been fighting against, not against America as founded and recognized for generations down to the present.

Stop thinking of them as inside our culture and nation. They are satraps of foreign overlords, a nation unto themselves. Treat them as such.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 08:18 AM (D5yyd)

113 Once he's out of the way, they are coming for us deplorables. It's not just him they want dead.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 08:06 AM (GPOPx)

The only reason they are after him is because they are really after us and he is in the way.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2019 08:18 AM (jp0Bv)

114 "Draw this thing out for months and making it ugly - because you know the Dems will lie and cover up and the press will push their story - is not necessarily the best thing for the country."

IIRC (I was only a kid at the time), that was the reasoning Nixon gave for resigning (before he could be impeached) and Ford gave for pardoning him -- sparing the nation any more of the "long national nightmare" of Watergate.... which in retrospect, seems to have been a walk in the park compared to this.

Posted by: Secret Square at December 09, 2019 08:18 AM (9WuX0)

115 112 I always thought if you look deeper into what the Dems are accusing somebody of doing, they are usually doing it in spades
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 09, 2019 08:17 AM (WhTSP)

And you really don't have to look that deeply.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:18 AM (H8QX8)

116 Maybe, but haven't people been saying here repeatedly that there must be consequences for the attempted coup? How do we get back to any kind of functioning Republic when the malefactors never see justice?

We go back to being a slave state that the former US has been for well over the past century.

Lincoln freed the slaves, the 16th Amendment made everyone slaves to the DC/Globalist Plantation.

We just now know that we are slaves rather than have that eerie feeling.

Think of it as being red pilled.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:19 AM (lD3vL)

117 Are you ready for the most cynical prognostication for the near future?


Well here goes...


Horowitz report is released Monday and it is a complete and total whitewash.



Lindsey Graham's judiciary committee hearing cements the theory that the LE/IC apparatus did nothing wrong and acted reasonably given....



....The findings of the totality of Obama's IC apparatus and signed off on by the GOP lead Senate "Intelligence Committee that Russia materially interfered with the 2016 election....



...The GOP controlled Senate will have simultaneously asserted that the Russians interfered with the 2016 elections and the actions of the LE/IC were reasonable in investigating and spying on the Trump campaign.



This one-two punch takes the sails out of the Barr/Durham investigation and they close up shop sometime early in the new year, just as....



The trial of President Trump starts in the Senate...



...Giving McConnell the whip hand against President Trump in being able to extract from him pretty much anything he wants in order to preserve his Presidency, The Quidest of Quid Pro Quos will ensue...



If Trump agrees to McConnell's terms, the Trump Presidency continues, if not then McConnell whips the Senate against the President and Trump becomes the first President removed from office via impeachment.



Trump agrees to McConnell's terms and we get a neutered President Trump having to dance to the uniparties tune.



We go into the election with Trump/Pence vs Biden/Abrams, Biden/Abrams are able to whip just enough of the the white working class in the rust belt and agitate just enough blacks and POC's to regain PA, WI, MI, take a couple of southern states and win the electoral college and the Presidency descively...



The Donks maintain control of the House by a couple seats, they regain the Senate by two seats, relegating McConnell to minority leader, a position he excels at as he can horse trade votes to keep the pork and spice flowing to the GOP puppet masters, which he can't do in a divided congress or with lean majorities in both chambers.



Having lost, Trump is indicted 5 minutes after Biden/Abrams is sworn in by the SDNY, arrested at his home in Mara Lago a day later and the world is treated to the image of the first mug shot of a President of the United States, Trump is tried and convicted by a NY jury, and spends the remaining days of his life in prison.



The SDNY and various other DA's spend considerable time and effort harassing his family from there on out.



The Deep State wins, the Communists win, The Uniparty wins, Civil War II goes live 2023...

Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2019 08:19 AM (JveFw)

118 Remember, Horowitz was two years before Barr was even a thought. Horowitz was Steiner.
Posted by: rickb223


There will always be another excuse not to take action. I've basically resigned myself to that being the way of things in this world.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 08:19 AM (D5yyd)

119 FYI most IG reports are milk toast.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 08:17 AM (cEsBM)

With a side of weak tea.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:19 AM (H8QX8)

120 Stop being such an optomist Kreplach.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:20 AM (Tnijr)

121 Stop thinking of them as inside our culture and nation. They are satraps of foreign overlords, a nation unto themselves. Treat them as such.

True.

I have been long referring to them as an hostile occupying enemy force. They are as "American" as an anchor baby.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:20 AM (lD3vL)

122 Morning



FYI most IG reports are milk toast.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 08:17 AM

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Well something in this IG report caused AG Barr to start a criminal investigation(s).

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 08:21 AM (JUOKG)

123 FYI most IG reports are milk toast.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 08:17 AM (cEsBM)

With a side of weak tea.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


Funny, I remember when Horowitz was treated as critical and decisive...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 08:21 AM (D5yyd)

124 Is Twitter blocking/suspending people who tweeted the Pensacola shooter's pre-shooting tweet the most blatant, the most inexplicable banning activity yet?!?

This is NEWS.
Not only that, it's NEWS that was made *on twitter* by terrorist.
It's not propaganda, not fake news, but technically "hate speech"-- but given that it was motivation for a legitimate, heinous crime/act of war, it is NEWS that should be reported.

Un-freakin-believable.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 08:21 AM (bDqIh)

125 Glenn Loury and John McWhorter have watched reviewed the case made by Joel Gilbert, and concede that yeah, it looks like Treyvon Martin case was indeed a big hoax.

https://tinyurl.com/wsmypgq


Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 08:22 AM (sZaoP)

126 The Deep State wins, the Communists win, The Uniparty wins, Civil War II goes live 2023...


Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2019 08:19 AM


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You should write a fiction book. It would sell millions of copies to liberals.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 08:22 AM (JUOKG)

127 "Draw this thing out for months and making it ugly - because you know the Dems will lie and cover up and the press will push their story - is not necessarily the best thing for the country."


Dems committing treason and destroying the rule of law isn't the best thing for the country either.

But here were are.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:22 AM (7jTtI)

128 Pensacola will be non news by tomorrow. The media doesn't care about it.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:22 AM (Tnijr)

129 Treason - fine, tee it up assholes.
We can follow with the Treason Trial of Barack Fuckwit for endangering the security of the United States, and particularly it's armed forces by handing pallets of cash to Iran for a quid pro quo political media event/bribe/hostage extortion payment.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:23 AM (O8SrN)

130 117 The Deep State wins, the Communists win, The Uniparty wins, Civil War II goes live 2023...
Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2019 08:19 AM (JveFw)

Civil War II never goes live.

We've got jobs, car payments, mortgages, after all.

Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 08:23 AM (sm6Pk)

131 Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2019 08:19 AM


I'm glad you got that out of your system. I sort of went along with it up to the point that Trump agrees to McConnell's extortions. I don't see that happening.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:23 AM (H8QX8)

132 Funny, I remember when Horowitz was treated as critical and decisive...

Lets pretend for a moment that this is true.

The report, damning or milktoast is about as authoritative and legally useful as a campaign pamphlet.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:24 AM (lD3vL)

133 For when is house em-peach vote scheduled?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:24 AM (2yO6m)

134 *when

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:25 AM (2yO6m)

135 Civil War II never goes live.

We've got jobs, car payments, mortgages, after all.
Posted by: Allie


Chains masquerading as "lives", I start to think sometimes.

Which could be That Voice in my head, granted, but still.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 08:25 AM (D5yyd)

136 IS Maxine Water's hair behind this? News at 10:00

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:25 AM (O8SrN)

137 Aw

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:25 AM (2yO6m)

138 Civil War II never goes live.

We've got jobs, car payments, mortgages, after all.


Plus the sad reality that we are outnumbered. I won't shed one drop of blood for my retarded Millennial socialist neighbor who would stand on my dead body to instantly vote for Bernie because she has college debt and inspirations for a four bedroom house.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:26 AM (lD3vL)

139 I sort of went along with it up to the point that Trump agrees to McConnell's extortions. I don't see that happening.

Nope. That's flat-out surrender and it's not in the man's DNA.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2019 08:26 AM (EgshT)

140 The left controls the language so they control the Overton window. Time to take it back. Treason and sedition are the appropriate terms.

Posted by: IanDeal at December 09, 2019 08:27 AM (vgGyZ)

141 Keeps them busy..

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:28 AM (2yO6m)

142 133 For when is house em-peach vote scheduled?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:24 AM (2yO6m)


It is not on the calendar. Sunday Nadler said he might hold it this week, but Nadler is a liar. He wants to pretend that his mind isn't made up, that he is being judicious.

Thursday is the last voting day before the Christmas break. Nancy could extend the session until the following week but I don't see it.

They are having a hearing today in Nadler's committee - Monday is not a usual business day. So they are doing that for a reason. I expect they vote the bill out of committee tomorrow to give a full day before voting in the full House on Thursday.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:29 AM (ZfRYq)

143 138
Civil War II never goes live.



We've got jobs, car payments, mortgages, after all.

It'll go live quick enough - do you seriously think they'll be any different than the asshats in Virginia with their "no self defense" courses if they wrest control of the government, officially, again?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:29 AM (O8SrN)

144 >>Nearly 100 mayors across the United States are begging President Trump
to import as many refugees to the country as possible in order to "bring
cultural vibrancy and diversity" to American communities.
The mayors said that more refugees are needed to bring about "cultural
vibrancy and diversity" to their often small towns, though they admit
refugees are an initial tax burden on their taxpayers.


These people are so brainwashed - they pray at the alter of "diversity" for diversity's sake. It is bizarre. Your job as mayor is not to arbitrarily f#$@ around with the social/cultural make-up of your cities. How can they not get that? I guess after years of saying "this neighborhood is too white" they feel like they can now say "this neighborhood is not Somali enough, and that one us under-Latinoed, that one needs to be de-Jewed, and over there, in Chinatown, they need less Asians, maybe some more Scandis."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 08:29 AM (bDqIh)

145 "
And there are still sane people in this country that think that these demon possessed lunatics should be in power.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 07:59 AM (lD3vL)
"



Sane ?

Asserts facts not in evidence.

Supporting any demonrat is prima facie evidence of insanity, congenital idiocy, pedophilia, and the heartbreak of psoriasis as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:29 AM (JwHjN)

146 treason - it's bizarre and demonstrates to everyone how deranged they are.

but it also makes sense. for years the dems have shown they don't see the ussr or china or iran or jihad as enemies of america. to them the only enemy is reps and conservatives. in that sense, trump's victory was treason, against them.

Posted by: mjc at December 09, 2019 08:30 AM (Pg+x7)

147 Good morning. Is everyone okay?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:30 AM (90T4r)

148 I think that Lindsey Graham is being taken out of context.

His point is that the Senate is ready to simply dispose of impeachment - to basically just vote to dismiss the case. And that would be a better outcome for the President and the country than a big ugly trial.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:01 AM (ZfRYq)

--

That would be easier to believe if he had done sh*t over the last year. I'm having to assume he's full-on deep state based only on his actions up to this point.

Nothing will happen to anyone. Tsk tsk Hunter Biden, please pay your back taxes, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:31 AM (RxHED)

149 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP IS THE MOST PATRIOTIC AND LEAST TREASONOUS POTUS SINCE RONALD REAGAN.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 08:31 AM (DBGf/)

150 HQ masthead motto might get deployed. I hope not.

Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 08:31 AM (Y274z)

151 Every R in the hearing today should just keep shouting, as if nothing else is happening save the shouting, and the text of the shouting should be, "Mr Chairman, Mr Chairman, since treason is a capital crime, are you seeking the death penalty??

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 09, 2019 08:31 AM (+fPHo)

152 I saw Treason Trial of Barack Fuckwit open for Arrested Development at the Grand Old Opry back in 2008.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:31 AM (2yO6m)

153 Could it be that Miss Lindsay's refusal to call witnesses means he has some sweet sweet Ukrainian lucre he doesn't want anyone to know about?

--

The guy is really starting to tick me off. There is no doubt he's got something shady going on here he doesn't want to be found out. There's no other way to figure out his inaction. He's up for reelection in '20, but unfortunately, he seems to never face a serious primary challenger.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:32 AM (JoUsr)

154 The Mollie Hemingway article that JJ posted I found to be helpful, regarding managing my expectations.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:32 AM (90T4r)

155 Execution for treason would be so ironic. And do appropriate.

Posted by: No at December 09, 2019 08:32 AM (n4Oho)

156 I expect they vote the bill out of committee tomorrow to give a full day before voting in the full House on Thursday.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:29 AM (ZfRYq)

They'll get their impeachment. It's a fait accompli. Where else could this go? It's not a measure of the substance of any charge but of the substance of the threat of Donald Trump. In one sense, anything less would be a kind of disappointment. Trump should wear impeachment as a badge of honor and merit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:32 AM (H8QX8)

157 Good morning. Is everyone okay?



*looks around

No, not everyone.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:33 AM (2yO6m)

158 Today I am am praying for the President of the United States.

Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at December 09, 2019 08:33 AM (Tnijr)

159 144 >>Nearly 100 mayors across the United States are begging President Trump to import as many refugees to the country as possible in order to "bring cultural vibrancy and diversity" to American communities. The mayors said that more refugees are needed to bring about "cultural
vibrancy and diversity" to their often small towns, though they admit refugees are an initial tax burden on their taxpayers.

These people are so brainwashed - they pray at the alter of "diversity" for diversity's sake. It is bizarre. Your job as mayor is not to arbitrarily f#$@ around with the social/cultural make-up of your cities. How can they not get that? I guess after years of saying "this neighborhood is too white" they feel like they can now say "this neighborhood is not Somali enough, and that one us under-Latinoed, that one needs to be de-Jewed, and over there, in Chinatown, they need less Asians, maybe some more Scandis."
Posted by: Lizzy



I see we have now entered Late Stage Roman Empire. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:34 AM (vN4+Q)

160 "148 I think that Lindsey Graham is being taken out of context."

I'd like to take him out of context.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:34 AM (H8QX8)

161 Morning Horde!! Finland was a Nazi Colloborator during the War. Fought with the SS in Russia

Posted by: Jonah at December 09, 2019 08:34 AM (Ze9kt)

162 Treason definition now includes giving yourself bigger salt and pepper shakers than everyone else, eh? Might as well. That's pretty much how lame this all is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:34 AM (JoUsr)

163 Another fun, cheerful morning with The Horde.

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:34 AM (7HtZB)

164 give a full day before voting in the full House on Thursday.

good. The sooner the better.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:34 AM (2yO6m)

165 Graham is seen variously as hero, and goat. Seems to depend on his venue.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:34 AM (90T4r)

166 more refugees are needed to bring about "cultural
vibrancy and diversity" to their often small towns,

--

Say, do you know why your small towns are still so nice and quiet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (RxHED)

167 Draw this thing out for months and making it ugly - because you know the Dems will lie and cover up and the press will push their story - is not necessarily the best thing for the country.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:08 AM (ZfRYq)

If the dems can make their ugly twisted charges and they are met with a vote and NO opposition, then the media will ask "what is the GOP hiding".

Besides, I don't trust the Senate. If it was me being assaulted with lies and charges, I would not want my attorney to say "let's not challenge the opposition, let's rest our case and go to the jury".

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (U7k5w)

168 They'll get their impeachment. It's a fait accompli. Where else could this go? It's not a measure of the substance of any charge but of the substance of the threat of Donald Trump. In one sense, anything less would be a kind of disappointment. Trump should wear impeachment as a badge of honor and merit.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:32 AM (H8QX


Of course they will. Just heard a news report on the radio that the bill of impeachment may be unveiled by the end of the week.

If they take this whole week to get the bill out of committee, they will have to extend the House session to vote next week - I don't think Nancy wants to do that, and she surely isn't going to let it wait until after the Christmas break.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (ZfRYq)

169 lus the sad reality that we are outnumbered. I
won't shed one drop of blood for my retarded Millennial socialist
neighbor who would stand on my dead body to instantly vote for Bernie
because she has college debt and inspirations for a four bedroom house.





Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:26 AM (lD3vL)
Cortez was outnumbered, Caesar was outnumbered at Alesia, Alexander the grape was outnumbered at Gaugamela, the Company G 1st/24th Regiment of Foot was outnumbered at Rourke's Drift, the 82nd Airborne was outnumbered at Bastogne.Being outnumbered isn't always the problem. And they have the discipline of sheep. We're talking about people who can't read "Trump for President" chalked on the sidewalk without retiring to their fainting couches.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (O8SrN)

170 >>> 17 Hol(l)a, Fappers!

Willowed request from last thread: Is there still a decent paper out there? My mom is disgusted with the Detroit News/Free Pravda but enjoys reading dead trees news. She is not going to read online articles.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (Dc2NZ)

My mother found a dead-tree copy of the Epoch Times. Their "subscribe" link has both a digital and a print version: https://subscribe.theepochtimes.com/ p/?page=general-realnews1
Maybe I should get her one!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (0ReGO)

171 "Another fun, cheerful morning with The Horde"

It's Monday. What do you want, a parade?

Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (Tnijr)

172 Theres is goat, and there is GOAT.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:36 AM (2yO6m)

173 Do not worry about Graham. Ron Johnson is intel chair. His last term to boot. Let him be the bulldog.

Posted by: Jonah at December 09, 2019 08:36 AM (Ze9kt)

174 It's treasonous to have 2 scoops of Ice Cream when everyone else at the table only gets one!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:37 AM (O8SrN)

175 I want a Parade.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:37 AM (2yO6m)

176 The Washington Post (Pravda) trying to paint all Republicans as Russian assets. The latest is Ted Cruz.
https://tinyurl.com/uropcbl

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 08:37 AM (wiXsO)

177 Doomberg is all for more and more diversity. You see, we need better food in America. He basically said just that. What a lunkhead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:37 AM (JoUsr)

178 These people are so brainwashed - they pray at the
alter of "diversity" for diversity's sake. It is bizarre.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 08:29 AM (bDqIh)

They are willing to destroy our free will and our independence to satisfy their -- ultimately -- murderous desire to control every aspect of our being.

It is why socialism leads inexorably to mass murder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2019 08:37 AM (wYseH)

179 174 It's treasonous to have 2 scoops of Ice Cream when everyone else at the table only gets one!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:37 AM (O8SrN)

It's treasonous to be successful. And if you don't agree with us, it's treasonous to be alive.

Posted by: The Left at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (H8QX8)

180 173 Do not worry about Graham. Ron Johnson is intel chair. His last term to boot. Let him be the bulldog.
Posted by: Jonah at December 09, 2019 08:36 AM (Ze9kt)


Intel committee won't be handling the trial.

Judiciary will.

Hence, Senator Graham.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (ZfRYq)

181 It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (yQpMk)

182 We're literally watching a coup not only almost succeed, but people responsible for oversight do nothing more than make bullet points to teach the agencies and individuals what to do/not do next time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (RxHED)

183 Over 50 people "missing" after New Zealand volcano erupts.

Darwin Awards with Pompeii Clusters for everyone.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (VpIIl)

184 I like how Portland has gone Marxist and now seriously considers coercing "property owners" (now a euphemism) into accommodating drug addicts criminals - integrating their special needs into architecture.

So how does this work out when a fight breaks out, someone dies, a simple cooking fire burns down the structure, or even simple things like waste disposal?

If someone hurts themselves on my property, our f'd up justice legal court system allows the trespasser to sue for damages and whatever else the black robed tyrant allows.

How long, now that the city is cool with demanding private property owners provide some level of housing, that the same property owners now need to feed, medicate, rehabilitate and educate one or more junkies / criminals ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (lD3vL)

185 Gird your Loins

IG Report is due any minute now.

Just keep things in perspective -
- The IG investigates to make sure department personnel are filling out the correct forms correctly.
- DoJ / FBI deals with criminal matters

The fact that 'they' have been waiting for the guy who checks formwork to report on his penmanship audit before investigating blatant criminal behavior tells where this is all going.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (1g7ch)

186 In terms of the Senate, i trust the fact the fact that McConnel loves being the Senate leader. He knows trump voters will dump the party if Gop wilps vote to impeach

Posted by: Jonah at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (Ze9kt)

187 176 The Washington Post (Pravda) trying to paint all Republicans as Russian assets. The latest is Ted Cruz.
https://tinyurl.com/uropcbl
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 08:37 AM (wiXsO)

Jennifer Rubin, of course. Another pro-Obama, pro-abortion, paycheck "conservative".

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (U7k5w)

188 I love a parade! They can get Nadless to be the guy with the big bass drum!
They'll need to open ranks so he doesn't bump into everyone when we strap it on his gut though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (O8SrN)

189 Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 08:14 AM (D5yyd)

Agree. How do we organize?

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (UYA8D)

190 162 lady in black "treason now means giving oneself bigger salt and pepper shakers..."

ah, the salt and pepper shaker gap.

Posted by: mjc at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (Pg+x7)

191 I swear, if JackStraw isn't back today, I think we need to send in the emergency responders to Rhode Island to find him.

Shouldn't take long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (q80AH)

192 Omg. These people are NUTZZZ. Treason now???!! Did that test well in their focus groups? Are we supposed to take this impeachment crime flavor of the week seriously?

If this isn't jumping the shark, I don't know what is.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (9hauA)

193 124 Is Twitter blocking/suspending people who tweeted the Pensacola shooter's pre-shooting tweet the most blatant, the most inexplicable banning activity yet?!?

This is NEWS.
Not only that, it's NEWS that was made *on twitter* by terrorist.
It's not propaganda, not fake news, but technically "hate speech"-- but given that it was motivation for a legitimate, heinous crime/act of war, it is NEWS that should be reported.

Un-freakin-believable.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 08:21 AM (bDqIh)


It's in the links above.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (zBaqJ)

194 The infamous art installation which featured a banana duct-taped to a wall has been vandalized with the words 'Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.'

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (sZaoP)

195 184 I like how Portland has gone Marxist and now seriously considers coercing "property owners" (now a euphemism) into accommodating drug addicts criminals - integrating their special needs into architecture.

So how does this work out when a fight breaks out, someone dies, a simple cooking fire burns down the structure, or even simple things like waste disposal?

If someone hurts themselves on my property, our f'd up justice legal court system allows the trespasser to sue for damages and whatever else the black robed tyrant allows.

How long, now that the city is cool with demanding private property owners provide some level of housing, that the same property owners now need to feed, medicate, rehabilitate and educate one or more junkies / criminals ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (lD3vL)

===========

I can't wait for them to implement this.

It's going to be fun to watch those very predictable stories coming out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:40 AM (q80AH)

196 177 Doomberg is all for more and more diversity. You see, we need better food in America. He basically said just that. What a lunkhead.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:37 AM (JoUsr)

His goal is to make Christian America a decided minority as he feels threatened.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:40 AM (U7k5w)

197 185. Rush warned us months ago that horowitz was a swamp creature. Look for Strok, and mccabe to demand their jobs back today

Posted by: Jonah at December 09, 2019 08:40 AM (Ze9kt)

198 184 I like how Portland has gone Marxist and now seriously considers coercing "property owners" (now a euphemism) into accommodating drug addicts criminals - integrating their special needs into architecture.

So how does this work out when a fight breaks out, someone dies, a simple cooking fire burns down the structure, or even simple things like waste disposal?

If someone hurts themselves on my property, our f'd up justice legal court system allows the trespasser to sue for damages and whatever else the black robed tyrant allows.

How long, now that the city is cool with demanding private property owners provide some level of housing, that the same property owners now need to feed, medicate, rehabilitate and educate one or more junkies / criminals ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (lD3vL)

Why would homeowners repeatedly elect city governments that hate them and want to make life worse for them?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 08:40 AM (Uu+Jp)

199 191 I swear, if JackStraw isn't back today, I think we need to send in the emergency responders to Rhode Island to find him.

Shouldn't take long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (q80AH)

Yes. Hope he comes back. Your sin of moderation is forgiven sir.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:40 AM (90T4r)

200 187 Jennifer Rubin, of course. Another pro-Obama, pro-abortion, paycheck "conservative".
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (U7k5w)

=========

"Don't hate because that's what it takes to be a true conservative."
-Bill Kristol

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:40 AM (q80AH)

201 Horowitz, like all IG's exists to protect the institution. My friends in D.C. call them the Agency Mall Cops.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 08:41 AM (VpIIl)

202 Not pinning any hopes on IG report. Will wait for Durham.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 09, 2019 08:41 AM (9hauA)

203 >>more refugees are needed to bring about "cultural

vibrancy and diversity" to their often small towns,
Look at the mayors who signed (letter at JJ's link) -- lotta big city mayor signees there.

This is essentially the mayors of cities like Newark, Detroit and LA saying they need to dump more refugees is small towns within their state. This is just openly asking for DHS to continue what Obama started. And really, what they want is the hefty government payments they received as recipients of these refugees.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 08:41 AM (bDqIh)

204 Has there been a Vic sighting lately? I haven't seen him in a while.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:41 AM (JoUsr)

205 193

It's in the links above.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (zBaqJ)


Well hidden then, eh ?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:42 AM (90T4r)

206 but people responsible for oversight do nothing more than make bullet points to teach the agencies and individuals what to do/not do next time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:38 AM (RxHED)

Kind of sums up the moral cowardice of our age. It's why we're losing our country. But it's a shitty, racist, patriarchal country anyway, right?

Posted by: The Left at December 09, 2019 08:42 AM (H8QX8)

207 "Cortez was outnumbered, Caesar was outnumbered at Alesia, Alexander the grape was outnumbered at Gaugamela, the Company G 1st/24th Regiment of Foot was outnumbered at Rourke's Drift, the 82nd Airborne was outnumbered at Bastogne.Being outnumbered isn't always the problem. And they have the discipline of sheep. We're talking about people who can't read "Trump for President" chalked on the sidewalk without retiring to their fainting couches.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (O8SrN) "




This.

If we ever get mobilized.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:42 AM (JwHjN)

208 tubal: "Graham is seen variously as hero, and goat. Seems to depend on his venue."

Whatever the venue, I trust him as far as I can throw him. I can rely on his unreliability.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2019 08:42 AM (6eEQ+)

209 191 I swear, if JackStraw isn't back today, I think we need to send in the emergency responders to Rhode Island to find him.

Shouldn't take long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (q80AH)

Maybe he just had a nice relaxing weekend away from home. There is life away from AoS.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:43 AM (U7k5w)

210 202 Not pinning any hopes on IG report. Will wait for Durham.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 09, 2019 08:41 AM (9hauA)

Did you read the Hemingway link today? I found it helpful.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:43 AM (90T4r)

211 Your Honor, I want also, to include the charge of high treason, and the 2nd charge of low treason on the accused.

This is treason treason your honor! He hired a lawyer to defend himself!
He tried to present evidence that would prove his innocence!

Clearly this is behavior that is prejudicial to the safety and security of the United States! If every person we accused of crimes starts trying to prove their innocence it will clog the court system in such a way as to prevent justice from being served!

and I'm going to ask for the death sentence, by wood chipper!

Posted by: Prosecutor SDNY at December 09, 2019 08:43 AM (O8SrN)

212 Is wishing Nadler would choke on his own gunt too much to wish for?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 08:43 AM (Uu+Jp)

213 101 Finland may have a 34 woman as the next PM
Sanna Marin

a guppy

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:43 AM (rpxSz)

214 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:26 AM (lD3vL)

How is your socialist neighbor going to stand on top of you? Is she one of those 110 pound super woman movie types?
I do not get how the Left ever wins this.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 08:44 AM (UYA8D)

215 209
Maybe he just had a nice relaxing weekend away from home. There is life away from AoS.
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:43 AM (U7k5w)

========

I just don't think I saw him at all last week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 08:44 AM (q80AH)

216 There is life away from AoS.

Heretic !

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:45 AM (lD3vL)

217 Part of me says that after enough appeals (on the tax-paying citizen's nickel) and no new evidence, scum ought to be executed!

Then I look at the quality of the scum running the FBI and DOJ, and think maybe the wrong people are in the dock!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:45 AM (BiNEL)

218 LIB, I saw Vic briefly yesterday.

Posted by: creeper at December 09, 2019 08:45 AM (XxJt1)

219 191 I swear, if JackStraw isn't back today, I think we need to send in the emergency responders to Rhode Island to find him.

Shouldn't take long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (q80AH)


Maybe JackStraw is actually just Horowitz's nick at the Q. And he's busy.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:45 AM (ZfRYq)

220 But I am not sure why you are hedging NOW - after trying to take me to task for - based on history - being skeptical that the Horowitz report was going to do anything.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:53 AM (ZfRYq)
********
Not Hedging Horowitz is the Table setter Durham is the clean up hitter

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:45 AM (BqBId)

221 CNN's S.E. Cupp Loses It, Says Trump Will Demand a "Third Term" as President

So?
If you dismantle the government's branches and all laws, and decide to spy, exclude evidence, deceive, manipulate and lie to the American people - then you find a President willing to fight for Americans...

Why not Cuppy?

Why not take advantage of the big fat loop hole of "there are not laws" ?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (vEIlU)

222 New wonder woman movie next year. How exactly does Steve survive and end up in 1984 ??

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (2yO6m)

223 How is your socialist neighbor going to stand on top of you? Is she one of those 110 pound super woman movie types?
I do not get how the Left ever wins this.


I believe in the Imago Dei. Haven't reached the level of soulless psychopathy required to gun down NPCs.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (lD3vL)

224 191 I swear, if JackStraw isn't back today, I think we need to send in the emergency responders to Rhode Island to find him.

Shouldn't take long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (q80AH)

I'd check Wild Zebra first

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (rpxSz)

225 Just to reiterate:

1. Get on federal juries and nullify the feds' case.
2. Strongly discourage your children and grandchildren to serve or reup.
3. Laugh when the Deep State conducts a false flag terror attack in the continental United States, which it will soon enough.
4. Get ready.

Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (iw59Q)

226 222 New wonder woman movie next year. How exactly does Steve survive and end up in 1984 ??
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (2yO6m)

========

Science that's as rigorous as a lasso of truth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (q80AH)

227 >>Doomberg is all for more and more diversity. You see, we need better
food in America. He basically said just that. What a lunkhead.

What a Newyorker thing to day. Oh yes, life is not complete unless you can go out for Thai, Cuban, or Ethiopian food at 3:00am. If only every U.S. city were more like 'the city'. *headslap*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (bDqIh)

228 196>>>

How does More Islam make Doomberg any safer?

Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 08:47 AM (yu8eA)

229 I've already concluded that Santawitz is going to deliver a nice watered down report of some mistakes made by the junior interns in Cincinnati. We'll be told their behavior was wrong, but there was no criminal intent.

If you expect him to deliver nothing worth hearing, you won't be disappointed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:47 AM (O8SrN)

230 Pensacola will be non news by tomorrow. The media doesn't care about it.
Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:22 AM (Tnijr)


It's a damn shame how much the unfree press drives the discussion. Like the derp state whitewash of the Vegas shootings.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)

231 147 Good morning. Is everyone okay?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:30 AM (90T4r)

No.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:47 AM (NWiLs)

232 Not Hedging Horowitz is the Table setter Durham is the clean up hitter
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:45 AM (BqBId)


So more waiting then. We don't even have an estimate on Durham, because, like Horowitz, it keeps getting pushed back.

All the "just you wait till the Horowitz report is released" stuff was bogus?

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:47 AM (ZfRYq)

233 >>LIB, I saw Vic briefly yesterday.
He posted some links in the ONT at ~4:00 am.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (bDqIh)

234 Science that's as rigorous as a lasso of truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (q80AH)

No, seriously, how does that happen? Is it in the comics?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (2yO6m)

235 Not Hedging Horowitz is the Table setter Durham is the clean up hitter

In a functioning Republic that might be true.

In realty, its the 2nd Amendment that is the clean-up hitter.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (lD3vL)

236 The infamous art installation which featured a banana duct-taped to a wall has been vandalized with the words 'Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.'

'Vandalized?' Sounds like a counter-art action, to me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (oVJmc)

237 more refugees are needed to bring about "cultural vibrancy and diversity" to their often small towns,

--

I'm still unclear on exactly how this type of good racism works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (RxHED)

238 Cortez was outnumbered,

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (O8SrN)

She still is. Totally irrelevant at this point.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (UYA8D)

239 Has there been a Vic sighting lately? I haven't seen him in a while.
Posted by: Lady in Black


He was on the tail end of the ONT.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:49 AM (7jTtI)

240 Vic was here over the weekend.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

241 tubal: "Graham is seen variously as hero, and goat. Seems to depend on his venue."

Whatever the venue, I trust him as far as I can throw him. I can rely on his unreliability.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2019 08:42 AM (6eEQ+)


Many people claimed that after McSlime expired, we now had Miss Lindsey had transitioned to V2.0.

I think leopards rarely change all their spots and at best we now have Lindsey V1.01.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:49 AM (BiNEL)

242 234 Science that's as rigorous as a lasso of truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 08:46 AM (q80AH)

No, seriously, how does that happen? Is it in the comics?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (2yO6m)

=========

I don't think they've detailed it yet.

I've heard that they're going to include time travel to try and retcon some stuff from the DCEU and clear another path forward.

So, time travel probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 08:49 AM (q80AH)

243 New wonder woman movie next year. How exactly does Steve survive and end up in 1984 ??


Crossfit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

244 Apologies if this was linked already, but Jimmy Dore did an excellent video over the weekend about Jonathan Turley's testimony. A must watch IMHO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2h_vSn8Ktg

Posted by: Augustine at December 09, 2019 08:50 AM (BDZWU)

245 The infamous art installation which featured a banana duct-taped to a wall has been vandalized with the words 'Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.'


That art exhibit was good for a week. Then it rots away.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:50 AM (7jTtI)

246 Jack Straw may be sailing the Caribbean on his yacht , making unscheduled stops in exotic Cuba and Belize.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (2yO6m)

247 Lindsey 2.0 arose during the Kavanaugh hearings. He made the right noises.

But then Kavanaugh's nomination was approved and Lindsey 2.0 disappeared. The people who lied about Kavanaugh should have paid a price. They didn't.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (ZfRYq)

248 Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:47 AM (ZfRYq)
******
NO! that will show what was done BUT again No IG can Indict, Arrest that is Durham & LEO

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (BqBId)

249 Graham did conduct himself well during the Kavanaugh hearings. have long considered him a type of Neocon, so when he does something for what I call " my" side, I am just pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (90T4r)

250 New wonder woman movie next year. How exactly does Steve survive and end up in 1984 ??

Typical Deus ex Machina, parachute, special force field from the lasso or shield. My vote is that the crossed wrist bracelet thing ends up saving Steve.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (lD3vL)

251 238
Cortez was outnumbered,



Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (O8SrN)



She still is. Totally irrelevant at this point.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (UYA8D)
But she has much better boobies than her great great great grandad! Credit where credit is due. She wouldn't be able to stuff those things in a breastplate though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (O8SrN)

252 I can't believe any of you spank monkeys ever thought S. E. Cupp was anything other than a homely whore with shit for brains.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (y7DUB)

253 All the "just you wait till the Horowitz report is released" stuff was bogus?
Posted by: blaster



Bunkum.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (7jTtI)

254 All the "just you wait till the Horowitz report is released" stuff was bogus?
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:47 AM (ZfRYq)

It was probably based on false optimism and the expectation that someone called "Inspector General" would act with honesty and try to root out wrongdoing. Horowitz has largely focused on justifying DOJ actions and painting the department on a good light no matter the behaviors. Plus he is a Democrat with strong media connections.

Sessions was a fool or a complicit bastard NOT to appoint a Special Counsel, the way Roddy did.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (U7k5w)

255 I read somewhere that the GOP will be acting as the Prosecutor in the Senate Trial. That should provide much entertainment.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (DBGf/)

256 191 I swear, if JackStraw isn't back today, I think we need to send in the emergency responders to Rhode Island to find him.

Shouldn't take long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (q80AH)

Wait...did something happen with Jackstraw?!

Posted by: Tami at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (cF8AT)

257 Good morning. Is everyone okay?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:30 AM (90T4r)

No.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:47 AM (NWiLs)

It's Monday. That's normal.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (ECrgQ)

258 253 All the "just you wait till the Horowitz report is released" stuff was bogus?
Posted by: blaster



Bunkum.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (7jTtI)

And also Balderdash.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (90T4r)

259 Time travel !

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (2yO6m)

260 Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (ZfRYq)
******
Didn't disappear, he is still there, he always stated he was waiting unntil the FISA report was released & he met Privately with AG Barr

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (BqBId)

261 No, seriously, how does that happen? Is it in the comics?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (2yO6m)


Explosion propelled plane and Steve to the Arctic where it crashed and he froze. He will be revived in the 80s.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (ZfRYq)

262 Not quite OT...but now that we're entering Christmas season, get ready for all the tweets comparing Mary and Joseph to illegals/refugees.

I never see anyone asking such people when they 'got religion," where's their parish, and their stand on other biblical teachings concerning homosexuality and abortion.

I hate that BS.

Posted by: viv at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (11H2y)

263 The Right should start outlining the premise(s) for which each Democrat presidential candidate will be impeached on their first day of office.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (oVJmc)

264 I'm still unclear on exactly how this type of good racism works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:48 AM (RxHED)

It doesn't. The goal is to make "whitey" a minority, like any other minority.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (U7k5w)

265 "It was probably based on false optimism and the expectation that someone called "Inspector General" would act with honesty and try to root out wrongdoing."



In spite of having seen the Danny Kaye movie.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (JwHjN)

266 Just you wait until something happens, then we'll show 'em. Just you wait.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (RxHED)

267 256 191 I swear, if JackStraw isn't back today, I think we need to send in the emergency responders to Rhode Island to find him.

Shouldn't take long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (q80AH)

Wait...did something happen with Jackstraw?!
Posted by: Tami at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (cF8AT)

Tin cans, tied to his tail, perhaps. A shining hour at AoS.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (90T4r)

268 NO! that will show what was done BUT again No IG can Indict, Arrest that is Durham & LEO

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (BqBId)


So the same rules that applied to me?

Posted by: J B Sessionzzzz ex-AG at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (BiNEL)

269 ❘❘❘❙❙❚♠

Got dressed, and was walking through a dark room in my sock feet.

Suddenly, there's a cat underfoot. Didn't step right on it, but...

Cat manages to panic and get a claw hooked in my sock.

So there I am, with a screaming cat stuck to my sock, balancing on one foot, trying to help get the claw unstuck from my other foot. In the dark.

And how did your day start?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (Lsu/B)

270
258 253 All the "just you wait till the Horowitz report is released" stuff was bogus?
Posted by: blaster



Bunkum.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (7jTtI)

And also Balderdash.



Malarkey?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (oVJmc)

271 My mother found a dead-tree copy of the Epoch Times. Their "subscribe" link has both a digital and a print version: https://subscribe.theepochtimes.com/ p/?page=general-realnews1
Maybe I should get her one!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 08:35 AM (0ReGO)
---
Tempting! Do Moonies own the Epoch Times?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (Dc2NZ)

272 May be Jack is just sick of you people....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (2yO6m)

273 252 I can't believe any of you spank monkeys ever thought S. E. Cupp was anything other than a homely whore with shit for brains.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (y7DUB)

Small head logic, it was.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (90T4r)

274 Didn't disappear, he is still there, he always stated he was waiting unntil the FISA report was released & he met Privately with AG Barr
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (BqBId)

He met with Barr? So Jack Straw is a government official of some sort?

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (U7k5w)

275 Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (O8SrN)

I never look at her Mams. She is just too ugly on the inside.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (UYA8D)

276 So with all that talk about fidelity to the Constitution from Nancy and crew, they've re-written it to get Trump:


The Constitution specifically defines treason
in Article III, Section 3: "Treason against the United States, shall
consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their
Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort."

The House Judiciary Committee report, however, expands that
definition to include what it calls "betrayal,"
and declares: "Although
the Framers did not intend impeachment for good faith disagreements on
matters of diplomacy, they were explicit that betrayal of the Nation
through schemes with foreign powers justified that remedy."

The phrase "schemes with foreign powers" is sufficiently vague to
include the "quid pro quo" plan that Democrats allege the president
attempted to make with Ukraine, trading U.S. aid for investigation into a
political opponent.




They are now saying negotiations with a foreign state - quid pro quo - is akin to treason. This is something every president does.



Alrighty!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (bDqIh)

277 Anthony Hopkins may be one of us

Quid pro quo, Nancy...quid pro quo.

Posted by: DOCTOR! Hannibal Lecter at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (ejd/p)

278 And how did your day start?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (Lsu/B)

I woke up. That was way worse.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (NWiLs)

279 Was gone three days. Can anyone tell me if Donna (with ampersands) got the job?

Posted by: creeper at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (XxJt1)

280 Not quite OT...but now that we're entering Christmas season, get ready for all the tweets comparing Mary and Joseph to illegals/refugees.

--

Helpfully avoiding the literal big government requirement forcing them to make the trip, and:

From the same people who believe Christ told Wayne and Mabel that we are ALL our brothers keepers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (RxHED)

281 270
258 253 All the "just you wait till the Horowitz report is released" stuff was bogus?
Posted by: blaster



Bunkum.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (7jTtI)

And also Balderdash.


Malarkey?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (oVJmc)


Hokum.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (ECrgQ)

282 "It doesn't. The goal is to make "whitey" a minority, like any other minority.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (U7k5w)"


Except for not having any civil rights.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:56 AM (JwHjN)

283 It doesn't. The goal is to make "whitey" a minority, like any other minority.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (U7k5w)


Close!

The goal is to make "whitey" a minority, like any other minority, except with NO "minority" privileges to make up for those millennia of #WhitePrivilege.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:56 AM (BiNEL)

284 260 Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (ZfRYq)
******
Didn't disappear, he is still there, he always stated he was waiting unntil the FISA report was released & he met Privately with AG Barr
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (BqBId)


Post Kavanaugh, Graham, as head of the Senate Judciaiy committee, should have taken action on those who perjured themselves before his committee, and those who enabled it.

Instead he did nothing about it. Not one thing. He didn't have to wait on a FISA report to do anything about that.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:56 AM (ZfRYq)

285 They are now saying negotiations with a foreign state - quid pro quo - is akin to treason.

--

So Joe Biden, then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:56 AM (RxHED)

286 I too would like to know if there is a newspaper out there that is fit to read by a normal person.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:56 AM (2yO6m)

287 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:56 AM (JwHjN)

My brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:56 AM (BiNEL)

288 275
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (O8SrN)



I never look at her Mams. She is just too ugly on the inside.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (UYA8D)

I am descended of scurrilous mercenaries, the genes don't bother to look at the ugly on the inside if the package looks nice outside. I'm not bragging on that, it didn't work out well for the first 25 years of my history.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (O8SrN)

289 "263 The Right should start outlining the premise(s) for which each Democrat presidential candidate will be impeached on their first day of office."

Biden's impeachable offenses have been made the Gold Standard already. But, yeah, the next Democratic president needs to have impeachment proceedings ready to go upon swearing in and any Republican who isn't on board has to go. Need to get that latter part underway this cycle, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (iw59Q)

290 262 Not quite OT...but now that we're entering Christmas season, get ready for all the tweets comparing Mary and Joseph to illegals/refugees.

I never see anyone asking such people when they 'got religion," where's their parish, and their stand on other biblical teachings concerning homosexuality and abortion.

I hate that BS.

Posted by: viv at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (11H2y)

They onveniently forget Mary and Joseph were going to Bethlehem to pay their taxes. They were TAXPAYERS!

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (4pK1/)

291 278 And how did your day start?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (Lsu/B)

I woke up. That was way worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (NWiLs)

They say any day above ground is a good day, Insom. THEY say lots of shit lke that, don't they?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (90T4r)

292 Not quite OT...but now that we're entering Christmas season, get ready for all the tweets comparing Mary and Joseph to illegals/refugees.

Ask them if Jesus, Mary and Joseph stayed in Egypt and if they marched in the streets, burned down buildings and shot cops demanding amnesty, citizenship, special status and instant access to the entire palette of entitlement programs.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (lD3vL)

293 "It doesn't. The goal is to make "whitey" a minority, like any other minority.

--

Sure, but if we aren't supposed to assume brown people inherently do X, how are we justifying that brown people inherently do Y and it's okay because we call it diversity?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (RxHED)

294 >>LIB, I saw Vic briefly yesterday.
He posted some links in the ONT at ~4:00 am.

--

Ok, good. When I don't see the regulars posting at their regular times...

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (JoUsr)

295 Thanks for WW responses folks. Clearly...,so many possibilities.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:58 AM (2yO6m)

296 They say any day above ground is a good day, Insom. THEY say lots of shit lke that, don't they?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (90T4r)

They certainly do.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:58 AM (NWiLs)

297 May be Jack is just sick of you people....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (2yO6m)
******
This is my thought, he was becoming more & more snarky lately

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:58 AM (BqBId)

298 In spite of having seen the Danny Kaye movie.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (JwHjN)

Yes, indeed.

Anyway, all in all, he had an opinion based on evidence, and seemed to assume that the IG would go with that evidence. I had the opinion the man would follow his normal pattern and political bent. I wish Horowitz was Gary Cooper in High Noon, but he's just a donk with a wife who produced for CNN. It's disappointing, but it's real.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:58 AM (U7k5w)

299 Morning! In before 300!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2019 08:58 AM (438dO)

300 262: Mary and Joseph actually were going 'home'. They were of the House of David and the 'capital' for the House of David was Bethlehem but to know that would require actually reading the Bible. People who compare "Mary and Joseph to illegals/refugees" are just using that as a weapon. It's dumb and lazy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:58 AM (vN4+Q)

301 281
270

258 253 All the "just you wait till the Horowitz report is released" stuff was bogus?

Posted by: blaster







Bunkum.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (7jTtI)



And also Balderdash.





Malarkey?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (oVJmc)





Hokum.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (ECrgQ)
Humbug!

Posted by: PT Barnum at December 09, 2019 08:58 AM (O8SrN)

302 The House Dems will pass impeachment to satisfy their base.

The Senate GOP will dismiss to satisfy their base.

It has already been agreed to and arranged by the leaderships of both parties.

It will be done in such a way as to preserve the graft.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (l3+k2)

303 The infamous art installation which featured a banana duct-taped to a wall has been vandalized with the words 'Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.'
Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (sZaoP)

It's more artistic now.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (9hauA)

304 "283 It doesn't. The goal is to make "whitey" a minority, like any other minority.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (U7k5w)

Close!

The goal is to make "whitey" a minority, like any other minority, except with NO "minority" privileges to make up for those millennia of #WhitePrivilege."

Close!

The goal is White Genocide. And it's dangerous to deny what is happening. Just throw sand in the gears to slow it down for the time being.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (iw59Q)

305 I woke up. That was way worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (NWiLs)

You can always go back to sleep, Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (2yO6m)

306 Agreed

Posted by: Jonah at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (Ze9kt)

307 303 The infamous art installation which featured a banana duct-taped to a wall has been vandalized with the words 'Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.'
Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 08:39 AM (sZaoP)

It's more artistic now.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (9hauA)

And actually edgy.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (NWiLs)

308 Rick Wilson wants to put anti-vaxxers in camps

"Anti-vaxxers are a scourge and a strong argument for re-education camps, the immediate seizure of their property, and putting their children into protective custody."

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (sZaoP)

309 Not too long ago a bunch of moms and dads were opening up newspapers this morning with stories and photos detailing the attack on Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (RxHED)

310 An IG, by its nature, is a creature of the swamp in which it functions. It may criticize the micro, but it will never endanger the macro.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (oVJmc)

311 Anyway, the upside of all this is that we are now free from the Constitutional definition of treason when the drumhead courts try leftist scum, under the "aggressor sets the ROE" clause.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (JwHjN)

312 308 Rick Wilson wants to put anti-vaxxers in camps

"Anti-vaxxers are a scourge and a strong argument for re-education camps, the immediate seizure of their property, and putting their children into protective custody."

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (sZaoP)

=========

Good thing he'll never have power in politics again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (q80AH)

313 Oh, and has anyone else noticed Brett Baier has a more punchable face than normal today?

My husband made the mistake of flicking on Fox a few minutes ago.

In response my rage-o-meter buried the needle.

He's now fipped to Animal Planet.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (4pK1/)

314 305 I woke up. That was way worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (NWiLs)

You can always go back to sleep, Insomniac.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (2yO6m)

I've been asleep my whole life, metaphorically speaking. I've only recently begun to wake up.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (NWiLs)

315 May be Jack is just sick of you people....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (2yO6m)


Jack has always stressed that he's just one of us. I think he honestly enjoys being with us. The place has been pretty even keeled ever since ace accepted the Golden Scalpweasel as the last best hope to saving the nation. When ace would argue in the comments and be obviously exasperated with us is when things were worst here imo and he's been on a positive roll for over three years. Plus he jokes with Jack.

That's my read on it. People can change, though...

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:01 AM (y7DUB)

316 http://bit.ly/356Mm4n
*******
"It Would Be Unconstitutional for Trump to be Impeached on Current Record - an Utter Abuse of Congress!" - Democrat Harvard Attorney Alan Dershowitz
*******
If when Hedgehog Hannity has Dersh on instead of repeating the same BS If I did what HRC did I would be in jail & ask him to you really think your party cares about ANYONE'S Civil Rights?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:01 AM (BqBId)

317 Not quite OT...but now that we're entering Christmas season, get ready for all the tweets comparing Mary and Joseph to illegals/refugees.

I never see anyone asking such people when they 'got religion," where's their parish, and their stand on other biblical teachings concerning homosexuality and abortion.

I hate that BS.

Posted by: viv at December 09, 2019 08:53 AM (11H2y)
*************
On F & F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, & Joseph in cages.
https://tinyurl.com/suat6ye

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:01 AM (wiXsO)

318 The goal is White Genocide. And it's dangerous to deny what is happening. Just throw sand in the gears to slow it down for the time being.

Someone should go take a peek at the files in the Patent Office and note the predominate demographic behind all of those inventions and innovations.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:01 AM (lD3vL)

319 309
Not too long ago a bunch of moms and dads were opening up newspapers
this morning with stories and photos detailing the attack on Pearl
Harbor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (RxHED)
Speaking of which, the LAST of the USS Arizona survivors was laid to rest with his fallen shipmates last week. RIP.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:01 AM (O8SrN)

320 May be Jack is just sick of you people....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (2yO6m)
******
This is my thought, he was becoming more & more snarky lately

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:58 AM (BqBId)


Being even slightly optimistic in a crowd of realists that foresee doom is very stressful.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:02 AM (BiNEL)

321 314 305 I woke up. That was way worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:55 AM (NWiLs)

You can always go back to sleep, Insomniac.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (2yO6m)

I've been asleep my whole life, metaphorically speaking. I've only recently begun to wake up.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (NWiLs)

You're not contemplating buying a saffron robe and heading to an airport, are you?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:02 AM (90T4r)

322 "284 260 Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:51 AM (ZfRYq)
******
Didn't disappear, he is still there, he always stated he was waiting unntil the FISA report was released & he met Privately with AG Barr
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 08:52 AM (BqBId)

Post Kavanaugh, Graham, as head of the Senate Judciaiy committee, should have taken action on those who perjured themselves before his committee, and those who enabled it.

Instead he did nothing about it. Not one thing. He didn't have to wait on a FISA report to do anything about that"

More than just being a Deep State squish, Graham (and likely Burr--what an appropriate name) was up to his neck in the initial coup attempt. Of course he wants to shut down any actual trial and wants to appear really close to the president without doing anything substantive to help the latter.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 09:02 AM (iw59Q)

323 You're not contemplating buying a saffron robe and heading to an airport, are you?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:02 AM (90T4r)

Heh. No. Don't have the pony tail for it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:03 AM (NWiLs)

324 This afternoon I expect JackStraw will be back to collect copious bottles of bourbon or he will never post here again.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 09:03 AM (ZfRYq)

325 " Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:56 AM (BiNEL)"


*fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:03 AM (JwHjN)

326 He's now fipped to Animal Planet.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (4pK1/)

A much more civilized choice.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 09:03 AM (H8QX8)

327 I'm going to duck tape a booger to a wall- what do you think price wise?
$100,000?

At least no one will eat it, I....oh....maybe they will.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:03 AM (O8SrN)

328 "Elizabeth Hekawi's Big Money Back Door"


Suprise anal? From ... ?

Posted by: The Sea People at December 09, 2019 09:04 AM (XzVUd)

329
Being even slightly optimistic in a crowd of realists that foresee doom is very stressful.


Particularly when a select few want to fight a personal feud about it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:04 AM (oVJmc)

330 "318 The goal is White Genocide. And it's dangerous to deny what is happening. Just throw sand in the gears to slow it down for the time being.

Someone should go take a peek at the files in the Patent Office and note the predominate demographic behind all of those inventions and innovations."

One more strike against white people. The Luddites and anarchists see positive innovation as a bad thing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 09:04 AM (iw59Q)

331 LIB, I saw Vic briefly yesterday.
He posted some links in the ONT at ~4:00 am.

--

Ok, good. When I don't see the regulars posting at their regular times...
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:57 AM (JoUsr)


Now that Vic has his diabetes at bay, when he disappears I figure it's because of his dogshit computer.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:04 AM (y7DUB)

332 17 Hol(l)a, Fappers!

Willowed request from last thread: Is there still a decent paper out there? My mom is disgusted with the Detroit News/Free Pravda but enjoys reading dead trees news. She is not going to read online articles.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
---------
Anyone say Epoch Times yet? Not the cheapest print newz in the world but... worth a read.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (v7jy4)

333 I can keep good rhythm on a tambourine though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (NWiLs)

334
On F & F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, & Joseph in cages.



Have they even READ the Bible?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (oVJmc)

335 Heh. No. Don't have the pony tail for it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:03 AM (NWiLs)


Insom, I understand there are very reputable Lace Wig dealers on the Internet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (BiNEL)

336 So the IG Report is a nothing burger like some have predicted. Which one of you are going to lead the rebellion?

Posted by: South Carolina at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (vqIkG)

337 Joe Biden said we need to beat porn addiction. We need to pound at it pound at it pound at it until it gives up the ghost.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (LxTcq)

338 On F & F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, & Joseph in cages.


Have they even READ the Bible?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (oVJmc)

Methodists? Probably not.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (NWiLs)

339 I hope JackStraw stays around. I like admiring his collection of flip-flops. Plus, he loves Golden Retrievers. Anyone who loves Goldens is okay by me. Plus, when he posts, I feel more grounded and less likely to set my hair on fire.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (lwiT4)

340 http://bit.ly/2rl019E
*******
George H.W. Bush grandson to enter Texas congressional race | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (BqBId)

341 333
I can keep good rhythm on a tambourine though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (NWiLs)
Hairy Fishnuts! Hairy Fishnuts! Fishnuts! Fishnuts! Hairy Hairy!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (O8SrN)

342 It has already been agreed to and arranged by the leaderships of both parties.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (l3+k2)

I don't know. That feels too pat for this unprecedented time. I expect a turbulent scene in the Senate.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (H8QX8)

343 Insom, I understand there are very reputable Lace Wig dealers on the Internet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (BiNEL)

Maybe I can pick up a machine while I'm at it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (NWiLs)

344 Particularly when a select few want to fight a personal feud about it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:04 AM (oVJmc)


What, you want to make this personal, let's go do push-ups outside, eh?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (BiNEL)

345 I was amused, but not surprised, that the FBI was "partnering" with the USPS in seeking fingerprints.

AOSHQ posted a story 10 days or so ago about genealogy services providing their information to the government. My take is that the government already has enough DNA samples to narrow down many criminal acts to a relatively small number of people.

My college roommate and best friend recently retired after serving as ambassador to two important countries. The FBI interviewed me twice to check into his background and took my fingerprints during the first interview, which was around 1985. I've no doubt they've updated my file a number of times since then and I don't think it's too much to assume that they already have my DNA.

My beautiful wife is giving me the 23AndMe and AncestryDNA tests for Christmas. If I were in my early 20s, I wouldn't take the tests. However, I turn 60 in April and believe that the government knows more about me than I do, so I'm submitting the tests.



Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (nvMvs)

346 Hairy Fishnuts! Hairy Fishnuts! Fishnuts! Fishnuts! Hairy Hairy!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (O8SrN)

Pear pimples for Hairy Fishnuts!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (NWiLs)

347 Yeah, that banana art story is ridiculous, but I'd have to say it is an improvement over Duchamps. IDK about you, but a rotting banana taped to a wall is marginally preferable to a signed urinal dangling from the ceiling.

Is modern art progressing?!

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (cBpq4)

348 338 On F & F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, & Joseph in cages.


Weren't Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (H8QX8)

349 "315 May be Jack is just sick of you people....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (2yO6m)

Jack has always stressed that he's just one of us. I think he honestly enjoys being with us. The place has been pretty even keeled ever since ace accepted the Golden Scalpweasel as the last best hope to saving the nation. When ace would argue in the comments and be obviously exasperated with us is when things were worst here imo and he's been on a positive roll for over three years. Plus he jokes with Jack.

That's my read on it. People can change, though..."

Jack is one of the most valuable assets here. He's a wealth of knowledge on procedure and we've all learned a lot from him. His predictions are based on the way things once were and are supposed to be, which generally isn't how things operate in the present day.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (iw59Q)

350 331

Now that Vic has his diabetes at bay, when he disappears I figure it's because of his dogshit computer.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:04 AM (y7DUB)

I think I saw some dogshit computers on sale at Best Buy after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (90T4r)

351 Maybe I can pick up a machine while I'm at it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (NWiLs)


Spare parts are available as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:08 AM (BiNEL)

352 "302 The House Dems will pass impeachment to satisfy their base.

The Senate GOP will dismiss to satisfy their base.

It has already been agreed to and arranged by the leaderships of both parties.

It will be done in such a way as to preserve the graft.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 08:59 AM (l3+k2) "




LOL, neither one will "satisfy the base".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:08 AM (JwHjN)

353 346
Hairy Fishnuts! Hairy Fishnuts! Fishnuts! Fishnuts! Hairy Hairy!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (O8SrN)



Pear pimples for Hairy Fishnuts!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (NWiLs)
Those were the days.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:08 AM (O8SrN)

354 I think I saw some dogshit computers on sale at Best Buy after Thanksgiving.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (90T4r)

Floor model clearance.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:08 AM (NWiLs)

355 >> On F & F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, & Joseph in cages.


my virtue-signalling FB friends shared that with comments like 'powerful'
Took alot to NOT comment

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (sZaoP)

356
Weren't Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (H8QX
Wasn't it the census? no, I'm not kidding.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (O8SrN)

357 Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (NWiLs)

Just fork over the dough, Mac.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (ECrgQ)

358 On F & F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, & Joseph in cages.


Have they even READ the Bible?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (oVJmc)


A modern non Evangelical Protestant Church? They're waiting on a Howard Zinn rewrite.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (y7DUB)

359 I have a serious question:
In this Trump administration, who has the jobs that Brennen and Clapper had?

Posted by: Chillin the most at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (lonOK)

360 C'mon, Insom. You're vertical. Consider the alternative.

Spare a thought or two for my friend whose son has been missing for a month and whose mother no longer recognizes her.

Get up and get out. The world needs you.

Posted by: creeper at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (XxJt1)

361 355 >> On F & F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, & Joseph in cages.


my virtue-signalling FB friends shared that with comments like 'powerful'
Took alot to NOT comment

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (sZaoP)

=========

"They're right! We should be putting ex-pats into cages when they come home!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (q80AH)

362 Why would Mary and Joseph be in a cage?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:10 AM (lwiT4)

363 Weren't Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (H8QX


IIRC, yes, and they were forced UNDER PENALTY OF LAW to travel miles from their actual home to do so by a remote government IRS equivalent!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:10 AM (BiNEL)

364 359
I have a serious question:

In this Trump administration, who has the jobs that Brennen and Clapper had?





Posted by: Chillin the most at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (lonOK)
Let's see - that would be Mohammed Achmed Brennen Jr and Eric Clapper the 4th.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:10 AM (O8SrN)

365 Treason, eh? Bold move, cotton.

Given what we have learned over the past decade or so, the reason for this is obvious. If the constant observation of "everything the Left does is projection" is indeed axiomatic, then we have our answer: they are claiming Trump is a traitor because they themselves are traitors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:11 AM (I2dne)

366 I've been asleep my whole life, metaphorically speaking. I've only recently begun to wake up.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:00 AM (NWiLs

Trump. Is there anything he can't do !

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:11 AM (2yO6m)

367 My mom is disgusted with the Detroit News/Free Pravda but enjoys reading dead trees news. She is not going to read online articles.

=====
I just had occasion to look at a copy of the Freep after not even looking at ome for over 10 years and was shocked at how puny the page count was. They should rename it The Weekend Shopper and Pennysaver.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at December 09, 2019 09:11 AM (941nP)

368 362
Why would Mary and Joseph be in a cage?


Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:10 AM (lwiT4)
They were captured by the gorillas, but the orangutans set them free.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:11 AM (O8SrN)

369
358 On F & F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, & Joseph in cages.


Have they even READ the Bible?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (oVJmc)

A modern non Evangelical Protestant Church? They're waiting on a Howard Zinn rewrite.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (y7DUB)

Evangelicals are a VERY mixed bag, ranging from the sublime to the idiotic. I would not look to them, collectively, to Save the Day.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:11 AM (90T4r)

370 >>> 271 My mother found a dead-tree copy of the Epoch Times.
.....
Tempting! Do Moonies own the Epoch Times?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:54 AM (Dc2NZ)

I think so...??? Them, or some other goofy group.

But, what I do remember is zombie describing them favorably and the (online, ha) articles I've read have been pretty detailed.

>>>
332
.....
Anyone say Epoch Times yet? Not the cheapest print newz in the world but... worth a read.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 09, 2019 09:05 AM (v7jy4)


HA! See, I'm not the only one!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (0ReGO)

371 Weren't Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes?

I think the events that the Left is referencing have to deal with the death decree that was issued out by Herod. The family fled to Egypt until Herod died, and thus the kill order ended.

Then they returned to their home in Galilee.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (lD3vL)

372 340
http://bit.ly/2rl019E

*******

George H.W. Bush grandson to enter Texas congressional race | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit
Please Clap.

Posted by: Jebediah Bush at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (oNuX/)

373 >>Rick Wilson wants to put anti-vaxxers in camps



"Anti-vaxxers are a scourge and a strong argument for re-education
camps, the immediate seizure of their property, and putting their
children into protective custody."

- - -

Camps.
Wow, how measured and reasonable that response is to daring to question the safety, number, and aggressive schedule of vaccines required nowadays. God forbid you question the State's ability to lord over you kid's body.


But please, send those parents to camps while dumping unvaccinated refugee/illegal immigrant kids in our public schools, you saints!


@marwilliamson
Vaccines save lives absolutely. But asking for an independent commission to review vaccine safety is not "anti-vaxx." It's "safe-vaxx," which is totally understandable given over $4B paid in vaccine injury claims. Why are so many people so invested in protecting Big Pharma? Odd.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (bDqIh)

374 Evangelicals are a VERY mixed bag, ranging from the sublime to the idiotic.


I'm right here you know.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (lwiT4)

375
CIA = Gina Haspel
NSA = Robert O'Brien

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (zBaqJ)

376 "In realty, its the 2nd Amendment that is the clean-up hitter."Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

yeah ... or that is the benches clearing brawl, since we now know "the game is rigged". But imo that whole "watering the tree of liberty" thing ... should have been a continual way of dealing with mob judges/lawyers, of "taking care of" dirty cops, corrupt "umpires". If it comes to that now, I'd hope the freedom fighters are strategic in taking out cartel leaders (in positions of power) ... not just fight each other in the streets.
The Dems did manage to get one of theirs in to shoot up the Repubs baseball game ... fortunately he was not a great shooter or strategist. But the whole of The Resistance are guilty of treason/sedition ... yet we are struggling to indict some obvious pay to play out of Ukraine. tick tock

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (Cus5s)

377 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

378 "365 Treason, eh? Bold move, cotton.

Given what we have learned over the past decade or so, the reason for this is obvious. If the constant observation of "everything the Left does is projection" is indeed axiomatic, then we have our answer: they are claiming Trump is a traitor because they themselves are traitors."

Of course it's projection but the Left's treason long predates Trump.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (iw59Q)

379 >> Weren't Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes?


And going from Nazareth to Bethlehem didnt involve crossing a 'national' border.

The Left forgets that the whole fleeing to Egypt happened after Herod started killing babies (abortion much ?)

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (sZaoP)

380 Happy Monday, horde.

Hope your week goes well.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

381 A modern non Evangelical Protestant Church? They're waiting on a Howard Zinn rewrite.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (y7DUB)
===

They've already got one. It takes out all the "problematic" stuff in Romans, Corinthians, Timothy, etc.
http://www.bible-researcher.com/gan.html

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (IttZ7)

382
Trump is not guilty of treason. He's guilty of Counter-Revolution. As we all are.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (zBaqJ)

383
I think I saw some dogshit computers on sale at Best Buy after Thanksgiving.



Dude, you're gettin' a DogShit!

Posted by: Stoner Dude at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (oVJmc)

384 371
Weren't Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes?



I think the events that the Left is referencing have to deal with
the death decree that was issued out by Herod. The family fled to
Egypt until Herod died, and thus the kill order ended.



Then they returned to their home in Galilee.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (lD3vL)
The kill decree was easy to implement because at that time only criminals had swords.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (O8SrN)

385
Maybe I can pick up a machine while I'm at it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (NWiLs)

Spare parts are available as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:08 AM (BiNEL)







I'm giving out cat filters for Christmas this year...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (kw0bd)

386 381 A modern non Evangelical Protestant Church? They're waiting on a Howard Zinn rewrite.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (y7DUB)
===

They've already got one. It takes out all the "problematic" stuff in Romans, Corinthians, Timothy, etc.
http://www.bible-researcher.com/gan.html
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (IttZ7)

=========

Only Martin Luther is allowed to take out things he doesn't like!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (q80AH)

387 George H.W. Bush grandson to enter Texas congressional race | TheHill


speak up, I'm hard of herring !

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (rpxSz)

388 http://bit.ly/2rl019E

*******

George H.W. Bush grandson to enter Texas congressional race | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit
Please Clap.
Posted by: Jebediah Bush at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (oNuX/)


No more Clinton.
No More Bush.
I'm tired of taking it
in the tush.

- Burma Shave

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

389

So the Nad-less sh*tshow has started. I'm betting 80 percent of the drooling libs cheering this fraud on have no idea that it will go nowhere. Nowhere.

Their jaws will drop when life goes on as normal and Trump steamrolls forward.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (vEIlU)

390 A modern non Evangelical Protestant Church?

There is no such thing as an Evangelical Protestant Church.

You have Evangelicals, who are largely non-denominational Free-Will Dispensationalists (aka "The American Religion"), and you have Protestants who have a Confession (e.g. London, Westminster, et al) and have as a doctrinal statement recognition of the Doctrines of Grace.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (lD3vL)

391 374 Evangelicals are a VERY mixed bag, ranging from the sublime to the idiotic.


I'm right here you know.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:12 AM (lwiT4)

You? You? Why You are a treasure, ma'am. Please, never flounce!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (90T4r)

392 347 Yeah, that banana art story is ridiculous, but I'd have to say it is an improvement over Duchamps. IDK about you, but a rotting banana taped to a wall is marginally preferable to a signed urinal dangling from the ceiling.

Is modern art progressing?!
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (cBpq4)

Best explanation I've seen for this is that it's a new way for the ultra-rich to show off to each other. All of the really GOOD art has been collected and spoken for, decades ago. Now the ultra-rich have to find other ways to show off to each other, so they do things like "Hey look! I paid $10 million for a piece of canvas with one red dot on it, can you afford to do that?" and the next guys says "HA!!! I paid $20 million for a rotten banana! I KNOW you can't top that!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (V2Yro)

393 The next and only question asked should be whether or not Trump should be executed for his crimes.

Let's go there and see what people think.

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (gAMkn)

394 DJT has zero friends in the senate

======
That's a testament to his charachter. What worthwhile human being has friends amomgst that hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (941nP)

395 377 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM

I am very disappointed in you....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (2yO6m)

396 Mary and Joseph made the trip because they government made them. And they went home once they were properly taxed.

Posted by: Stoner Dude at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (oVJmc)

397 Plus, when he posts, I feel more grounded and less likely to set my hair on fire.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (lwiT4)


Jack has a strangely calming influence at least to me. He reminds me of the one sane uncle I had that I'd go visit after my parents died to assure me that the world hasn't gone full retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM (y7DUB)

398 Trump is not guilty of treason. He's guilty of Counter-Revolution. As we all are.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (zBaqJ)


He's guilty of beating Hillary Clinton. Period.

The Democrats are PANICKING because he's pulling the carpet back and exposing them as the roaches they are.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

399 389

So the Nad-less sh*tshow has started. I'm betting 80 percent of the drooling libs cheering this fraud on have no idea that it will go nowhere. Nowhere.

Their jaws will drop when life goes on as normal and Trump steamrolls forward.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (vEIlU)

==========

I've gotten the sense that the activist left has reached a depression stage of grief around this whole affair.

They know nothing's going to happen, and they're getting sad about it.

There will always be the Japanese soldier on an island 30 years after WWII, but for the most part, I think the activist Left is just depressed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM (q80AH)

400 379
>> Weren't Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes?





And going from Nazareth to Bethlehem didnt involve crossing a 'national' border.



The Left forgets that the whole fleeing to Egypt happened after Herod started killing babies (abortion much ?)

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:13 AM (sZaoP)
Right, because Egypt was still part of the Roman Union and Borishotep hadn't tried to get out at that point.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM (O8SrN)

401 I am very disappointed in you....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (2yO6m)


Mom???

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

402 392 Best explanation I've seen for this is that it's a new way for the ultra-rich to show off to each other. All of the really GOOD art has been collected and spoken for, decades ago. Now the ultra-rich have to find other ways to show off to each other, so they do things like "Hey look! I paid $10 million for a piece of canvas with one red dot on it, can you afford to do that?" and the next guys says "HA!!! I paid $20 million for a rotten banana! I KNOW you can't top that!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (V2Yro)

==========

Let the ultra-wealthy waste their money like they want. I don't care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:16 AM (q80AH)

403 Weren't Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (H8QX
Wasn't it the census? no, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Both technically.

They were going back to the land of Joseph's birth to be counted for the purpose of being taxed by the Romans.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:16 AM (7jTtI)

404 IIANM, the "Joseph and Mary were illegal aliens" crap is from their flight to Egypt to escapee "the slaughter of the innocents."

Of course, at the time, they did not have to sneaking into Egypt.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 09:16 AM (DBGf/)

405 Joseph was a non-union scab who refused to pay his dues to the Galilean Carpenters Union !!

Posted by: Lizzy McGillicuddy at December 09, 2019 09:16 AM (sZaoP)

406 404 IIANM, the "Joseph and Mary were illegal aliens" crap is from their flight to Egypt to escapee "the slaughter of the innocents."

Of course, at the time, they did not have to sneaking into Egypt.
Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 09:16 AM (DBGf/)

=========

So, it's an admission that Central America is a giant shit hole?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:17 AM (q80AH)

407 I guess according to Blue Bird then, I am not an Evangelical. I can go with that.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:17 AM (90T4r)

408 You have Evangelicals, who are largely non-denominational Free-Will Dispensationalists (aka "The American Religion"), and you have Protestants who have a Confession (e.g. London, Westminster, et al) and have as a doctrinal statement recognition of the Doctrines of Grace.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (lD3vL)

And then you have my Auntie, who when asked what denomination her church is part of will smile very sweetly and say "Jesus".

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:17 AM (V2Yro)

409 >> On F F this morning they showed a Methodist church in California depicting Jesus, Mary, Joseph in cages.





Have they even READ the Bible?



Must be the same one that compels them to hang the LGBT rainbow/Trans striped combo flag and the Black Lives Matter flags out front.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 09:17 AM (bDqIh)

410 Nadler is literally choking on his own bile. Jeebus, idiot. Sip some water.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:18 AM (ptqGC)

411 Backstage might be sick of the rest of you ,but he likes me..i know where to find the good stuff.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 09:18 AM (EQs31)

412 404
IIANM, the "Joseph and Mary were illegal aliens" crap is from their flight to Egypt to escapee "the slaughter of the innocents."



Of course, at the time, they did not have to sneaking into Egypt.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 09:16 AM (DBGf/)
The assholes that use that example are only marginally aware Rome was ever more than the city where the Pope hangs out.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:18 AM (O8SrN)

413 Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
********
Well to be fair if you want no more Bush, you would take it in the tush IYNWIM

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:18 AM (BqBId)

414 2yO6m)

Mom???
Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

Now I understand...

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:18 AM (2yO6m)

415 The Epoch Times is independent and is owned and operated largely by Chinese nationals (ex-pats), largely in Hong Kong, Taiwan and the US. The people who own the Epoch Times are virulently anti-communist (they were part of the Nationalist forces if you go back far enough) and are sympathetic to the Falun Gong.

They are not a Taiwanese/Chinese or Falun Gong organization, though their owners are very sympathetic in that direction. Their primary thing seems to be anticommunism and surfacing human rights violations in China. They run dailies in Hong King and Taiwan, along with New York and Washington. They run a weekly for the rest of the US.

Recently, they have come out as fairly pro-Trump and virulently anti-coup, apparently because they view Trump as a holy force sent down to defeat communism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:19 AM (I2dne)

416 No more Clinton.
No More Bush.
I'm tired of taking it
in the tush.

- Burma Shave

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)


I'd nominate that for thread winner!

Once a family really learns how to grift, it is really hard to see any other way to make a living!

Posted by: H Biden at December 09, 2019 09:19 AM (BiNEL)

417 Compared to these sick Congress-led leftists, North Koreans are our stalwart friends and allies.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:19 AM (1vWDB)

418 >>Best explanation I've seen for this is that it's a new way for the
ultra-rich to show off to each other. All of the really GOOD art has
been collected and spoken for, decades ago. Now the ultra-rich have to
find other ways to show off to each other, so they do things like "Hey
look! I paid $10 million for a piece of canvas with one red dot on it,
can you afford to do that?" and the next guys says "HA!!! I paid $20
million for a rotten banana! I KNOW you can't top that!!!"

That kinda makes sense.Also, could be money laundering.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 09:19 AM (bDqIh)

419 Even WSJ went wack anti Trump.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:19 AM (2yO6m)

420 410 Nadler is literally choking on his own bile. Jeebus, idiot. Sip some water.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:18 AM (ptqGC)


His impacted bowels are causing him to exponentially swell. He will explode on camera in the next day or two.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:19 AM (90T4r)

421 One of the three killed at the Naval base was a local 21 y.o. Completed Navy boot camp, and arrived in Pensacola Nov. 22. God bless and comfort his devastated family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM (ptqGC)

422 is it too early for day drinking? asking for a friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM (KP5rU)

423 I'm right here you know.
Posted by: grammie winger

HIYA Grammie !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM (arJlL)

424 Even WSJ went wack anti Trump.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:19 AM (2yO6m)
*******
WSJ Editorial Page has always been RINOe

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM (BqBId)

425 I think we are entering 30 year war territory

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM (2yO6m)

426 http://bit.ly/2rl019E
*******
George H.W. Bush grandson to enter Texas congressional race | TheHill
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (BqBId)
************
That's my district which is formerly Pete Olson's seat. A lot of popular Republicans running for this seat- Sheriff Troy Nehls and Kathleen Wall.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM (wiXsO)

427 54 I'd like to see their reasoning behind the treason charge.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:55 AM (lwiT4)


If they do it, the reason will be (they hope) to strengthen their case with independents, and weak-minded citizens. My guesses at their private rationale:

To charge Trump with both of the impeachable crimes specifically called-out in the Constitution (He's BAD);

To charge him with impeachable crimes no President before has been charged with by the House - bribery and treason (He's REALLY BAD);

To pad the number of charges, to get the number higher than what the House charged Clinton with (four?) (He's REALLY REALLY BAD, THE WORST EVER!)

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2019 09:21 AM (AMIL/)

428 356:Wasn't it the census? no, I'm not kidding.


Yes. As decreed by Caesar Augustus. Read Luke 2.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:21 AM (vN4+Q)

429 21 y.o. Completed Navy boot camp, and arrived in Pensacola Nov. 22. God bless and comfort his devastated family.


That's so sad, Jane.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:21 AM (lwiT4)

430 Sooner or later you've had enough Bush.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:21 AM (90T4r)

431 Recently, they have come out as fairly pro-Trump and virulently anti-coup, apparently because they view Trump as a holy force sent down to defeat communism.

Just a friendly reminder that this is spiritual warfare.

The Demonic Party works tirelessly to plunge the planet into a thousand years of darkness.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:21 AM (lD3vL)

432 Well to be fair if you want no more Bush, you would take it in the tush IYNWIM
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:18 AM (BqBId)


Well....no. I'd PUT it in the tush, but not take it. Exit only.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

433 420 410 Nadler is literally choking on his own bile. Jeebus, idiot. Sip some water.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:18 AM (ptqGC)


His impacted bowels are causing him to exponentially swell. He will explode on camera in the next day or two.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:19 AM (90T4r)

I'd love to watch him explode on TV. That would be a beautiful moment in TV history.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 09:22 AM (U7k5w)

434 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:22 AM (lwiT4)

435
Republicans in the Senate aren't going to simply dismiss the impeachment charges. They will lend the charges full credibility by taking the charges seriously and then proceed to allow the Democrats to make their case in the Senate.

At the end of the Shitshow, several Republicans will be concerned about acquittal. Just.Like. the Kavanaugh bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2019 09:22 AM (9yd8J)

436 I've gotten the sense that the activist left has reached a depression stage of grief around this whole affair.



They know nothing's going to happen, and they're getting sad about it.



There will always be the Japanese soldier on an island 30 years
after WWII, but for the most part, I think the activist Left is just
depressed.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM


---

I wouldn't underestimate the left. Remember the gestapo and SS were executing people for "defeatism" during the siege of Berlin in May 1945.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:22 AM (JUOKG)

437 >>> 415

Thanks Joe Mannix for providing a more informed answer (vs me...)!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (0ReGO)

438 WSJ Editorial Page has always been RINOe
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:

Paul Gigot was ok once.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (2yO6m)

439 These "educated elites" of ours prove again that they don't have a clue what they're doing.

They have learned nothing. Everything they have thrown at Trump has boomeranged and landed on them.

Now they're throwing treason charges.

So be it. This ought to be funny.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (J+mig)

440 There is no such thing as an Evangelical Protestant Church.

You have Evangelicals, who are largely non-denominational Free-Will Dispensationalists (aka "The American Religion"), and you have Protestants who have a Confession (e.g. London, Westminster, et al) and have as a doctrinal statement recognition of the Doctrines of Grace.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (lD3vL)


I assume you know what you're talking about so thanks for the knowledge. I'd always used Protestant as a term meaning people who believed in Jesus who weren't catlickers.

But just so I'm clear: Evangelicals don't believe in confession to remove the stain of sin, even a general group one? Because that's a BFD IMO.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (y7DUB)

441 > Why would homeowners repeatedly elect city governments that hate them and want to make life worse for them?


You are seeing communism as a rational behavior, when in fact it is an evil religion.
They've been indoctrinated with communism since birth, and will gladly vote for communist policies that actively harm them.
You know how jihadis are willing to blow themselves up for the Glory of Allah?
Same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (Juxur)

442 shark bite vs injured by volcano
death by shark attack vs death by volcano

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (0O7c5)

443 I am very disappointed in you....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (2yO6m)

The chorus of my life.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:24 AM (NWiLs)

444 One of the three killed at the Naval base was a
local 21 y.o. Completed Navy boot camp, and arrived in Pensacola Nov.
22. God bless and comfort his devastated family.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM

---

Yes. And this time obama is not there to declare it "workplace violence" and deny the families their due. Trump will call it for what it is and they will get the full benefits for being killed by an enemy combatant.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:24 AM (JUOKG)

445 406 404 IIANM, the "Joseph and Mary were illegal aliens" crap is from their flight to Egypt to escapee "the slaughter of the innocents."

Of course, at the time, they did not have to sneaking into Egypt.
Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 09:16 AM (DBGf/)

It's stupid through and through, but another stupidity is that both Judea and Egypt were Roman provinces at the time, and there were no restrictions on travel. In fact, there had been a large Jewish community in Alexandria from it's founding about 300 years previously, which is presumably where Joseph and Mary would have sought refuge.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:25 AM (V2Yro)

446 shark bite vs injured by volcano
death by shark attack vs death by volcano

Posted by: phoenixgirl

Both!

Sharknado 47! Direct to Netflix.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:25 AM (7jTtI)

447 Treason? Donald Trump?

They must think Bolton is going to deliver for them.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:26 AM (CLteG)

448 Thanks Joe Mannix for providing a more informed answer (vs me...)!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (0ReGO)
+++++++++++
I found myself liking the paper, so did some digging to find out more.

It is also telling that during the Hong Kong riots, a mainland-sympathetic broke into their press building and set fire to the equipment. It was not a random target of rioting. If the CCP is that worried about the Epoch Times, the paper is probably worth paying attention to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:26 AM (I2dne)

449 Still think Pelosi is in the Dark

those little speechees by Nads, about doing his constitutioanl duty above political consequence. is for the dim mod squad

Pelosi wants this to fail

just doesn't want her fingerprints on the failure

However, when it fails, she will be called on to explain her non whipping of her caucus

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 09:26 AM (rpxSz)

450 Injury? I'll take the shark bite. Third and fourth degree burns are horrific and harder to treat and recover from.

Death? Drop me in the volcano.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:26 AM (NWiLs)

451 Evangelicals don't believe in confession to remove the stain of sin, even a general group one?



Speaking for my 60 plus years of evangelical, confession and repentance are a very big deal indeed. One is to always come before the Father in repentance of sin, and ask forgiveness. We believe that in doing so, He is faithful and just to forgive us of our sins, and to cleanse us of all unrighteousness.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:26 AM (lwiT4)

452 442
shark bite vs injured by volcano
death by shark attack vs death by volcano



Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (0O7c5)

The volcano doesn't take bits of you off - it just cooks or gases the whole thing. Pretty instantly if you get caught by one of those pyroclastic thingamabobs. And then there's the whole explosive concussion thing that can be pretty instant.
Can we go to death by snu snu instead?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:26 AM (aJkzG)

453 17 Hol(l)a, Fappers!

Willowed request from last thread: Is there still a decent paper out there? My mom is disgusted with the Detroit News/Free Pravda but enjoys reading dead trees news. She is not going to read online articles.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:45 AM (Dc2NZ)


I was gonna say Investors Business Daily, but the paper version only comes out once per week and is bundled with digital.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 09:27 AM (87gB3)

454 449 Still think Pelosi is in the Dark

those little speechees by Nads, about doing his constitutioanl duty above political consequence. is for the dim mod squad

Pelosi wants this to fail

just doesn't want her fingerprints on the failure

However, when it fails, she will be called on to explain her non whipping of her caucus
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 09:26 AM (rpxSz)

Palomino! Palomino PALOMINO!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:27 AM (NWiLs)

455 Dealing with insane people can make you crazy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:27 AM (oiW2a)

456 am very disappointed in you....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:14 AM (2yO6m)

The chorus of my life.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:24 AM (NWiLs)

At least you are not sponge. Hahahahah. Hmmmm...

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:27 AM (2yO6m)

457 Merry Hatemas
From: The Democrats

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:27 AM (wiXsO)

458
Yes. And this time obama is not there to declare
it "workplace violence" and deny the families their due. Trump will
call it for what it is and they will get the full benefits for being
killed by an enemy combatant.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:24 AM (JUOKG)
Why the fluck did this buttfaced camel herder have an M4 with live ammo?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (aJkzG)

459 WSJ going after Aung San Suu Kyi and Myanamar in general for protecting themselves against a Rohingya Muslim insurgency. They now have them at the Hague for "Genocide" (lol, look at which countries via the UN are doing this)...

You see, if the Muslims immigrants try to undermine your country, and you fight back by pushing them all back to where they came from, and you win, the SJW's can't have that.

There's more than enough evidence the Rohingya were working with other radical Muslims groups to start and insurgency and the community supported them. Bzzzzt. Sorry, you lose.

But yeah, let's write a fluffy whitewash in the formerly readable WSJ that leaves out all the facts.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (VpIIl)

460 Nancy looks worse every day.

I think she'll be the one that dies shortly after she retires. Those that are in jobs for that long and into their old age die when they quit. Happens a lot.

RBG, if she doesn't die on the bench, will shortly after she retires.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

461 >>> 441 > Why would homeowners repeatedly elect city governments that hate them and want to make life worse for them?


You are seeing communism as a rational behavior, when in fact it is an evil religion.
They've been indoctrinated with communism since birth, and will gladly vote for communist policies that actively harm them.
You know how jihadis are willing to blow themselves up for the Glory of Allah?
Same thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (Juxur)

It is not all of the homeowners.

Even if the city council is elected by the thinnest of margins (majority, plurality whatever) and the Ds have half-plus-one in the council, the Ds then think they can do whatever they want.

"Whatever they want" has been increasingly wacko in the past few years, at the city and state level.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (0ReGO)

462 The Dems are dong far more than playing with fire .The Dems make it perfectly obvious that they are playing to win and to eradicate their opposition.

'Playing with fire' is a quaint term when compared to the real intentions and actions of the Dems.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (tjnPR)

463 Just a friendly reminder that this is spiritual warfare.

The Demonic Party works tirelessly to plunge the planet into a thousand years of darkness.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:21 AM (lD3vL)

I've called it a Holy War before. The Left is on a crusade to replace society as we have known it with their imaginary ideal. They have disenthroned the Almighty God and imagined an Almighty State to replace Him.

They, in their delusions about the nature of man's relationship to power, believe they are creating heaven on Earth.

We who have no such trust in their false god can see that this is not unique or new, but a repetition of the extreme political movements of the last century, which not only created hell for their subjects, but also caused the largest war in all of history.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (J+mig)

464 Get up and get out. The world needs you.
Posted by: creeper at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (XxJt1)

No it doesn't. It really doesn't.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (NWiLs)

465 > I wouldn't underestimate the left.


Oh, they have some nasty pieces of work, definitely.
But there aren't enough of them to win.

Note that "Antifa" can't even reliably hold the streets of Portland against a bunch of pudgy guys in polo shirts, much less represent an existential threat at the national level.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:29 AM (Juxur)

466 Evangelicals is largely a modern term to refer to Lutheran churches afaik, particularly of the more conservative variety.

Posted by: Someguy at December 09, 2019 09:29 AM (7nTlT)

467 RBG, if she doesn't die on the bench, will shortly after she retires.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)


I feel happy! I feel happy!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (IttZ7)

468 At least you are not sponge. Hahahahah. Hmmmm...
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:27 AM (2yO6m)


There are worse things you could be, you know......

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

469 Evangelicals is largely a modern term to refer to Lutheran churches afaik,




Being an evangelical Christian married to a Lutheran pastor, I would have to rate this statement as mostly false.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (lwiT4)

470 But just so I'm clear: Evangelicals don't believe in confession to remove the stain of sin, even a general group one? Because that's a BFD IMO.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (y7DUB)

The Lord's Prayer has it right in the text.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (oiW2a)

471 Why the fluck did this buttfaced camel herder have an M4 with live ammo?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (aJkzG)

Apparently it is legal for foreigners here legitimately to get a gun. Breitbart had an article on how this was legal. I say line them up and shoot every last Saudi military student, but that won't happen. Wray will never say it's jihad, some official already said this murderer was radicalized in the US. Let the cover up begin

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (U7k5w)

472 First Antifa will have to have a convention to agree on a 'uniform" that is inclusive and not offensive to any of the 57 genders. So it will be a multi-for probably.

That should take at least a month as they gather together and decide on which pronouns to use during speeches.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (aJkzG)

473 Nancy looks worse every day.


Also: She's no nosegay !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (arJlL)

474 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (Juxur)

Thanks for backing me up last night. It's good to know that I'm not the only one seeing what I think I'm seeing.

The offending comment was removed.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (87gB3)

475 > Pelosi wants this to fail

Agreed. She's a hereditary grifter who's played the "all I do I do for The People" scam all her life.

The thing is, she knows it's a scam.
All these true-believer AOC types are starting to interfere with the Family Business.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (Juxur)

476 466 Evangelicals is largely a modern term to refer to Lutheran churches afaik, particularly of the more conservative variety.
Posted by: Someguy at December 09, 2019 09:29 AM (7nTlT)

Not in my personal experience. They aren't denominationally constricted and come in all kinds of flavors, and run the gamut from controlling, brainwashing sadistic assholes who wrap their cruelty in the Bible, to really nice, decent people who genuinelt want to save your soul by sharing the gospel.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (NWiLs)

477 But just so I'm clear: Evangelicals don't believe in confession to remove the stain of sin, even a general group one? Because that's a BFD IMO.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:23 AM (y7DUB)

I think it's better to say that Evangelicals and some more mainstream protestants, such as the various flavors of Baptists, do not believe that there are such things as "sacraments", a physical act which results in a theological remission of sin. (maybe there are better definitions) Theses groups are theologically descended from those known as the Anabaptists, who have been around and in opposition as long as the more orthodox beliefs have been followed.

They DO believe that Confession is a good thing to do, and is required when someone has harmed someone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (V2Yro)

478 No it doesn't. It really doesn't.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (NWiLs)


I'm betting there's a nurse out there somewhere that would beg to differ there.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

479 WSJ Editorial Page has always been RINOe
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM (BqBId)


Not really. When I started subscribing in the mid 70s it was solidly conservative. That gradually changed until those cocksuckers pissed me off enough to let my subscription lapse in 2010 iirc.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (y7DUB)

480 Art nood up.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (IttZ7)

481 RBG, if she doesn't die on the bench, will shortly after she retires.



Skydiving. In the nude.

Posted by: Stoner Dude at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (oVJmc)

482 > Thanks for backing me up last night.


You're welcome. I have a keen nose for false-flag trolls.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (Juxur)

483 Apparently it is legal for foreigners here
legitimately to get a gun. Breitbart had an article on how this was
legal. I say line them up and shoot every last Saudi military student,
but that won't happen. Wray will never say it's jihad, some official
already said this murderer was radicalized in the US. Let the cover up
begin

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (U7k5w)
So it WASN'T an M4? It was just some over the counter AR?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (aJkzG)

484 The Epoch Times is independent and is owned and operated largely by Chinese nationals (ex-pats), largely in Hong Kong, Taiwan and the US. The people who own the Epoch Times are virulently anti-communist (they were part of the Nationalist forces if you go back far enough) and are sympathetic to the Falun Gong.

They are not a Taiwanese/Chinese or Falun Gong organization, though their owners are very sympathetic in that direction. Their primary thing seems to be anticommunism and surfacing human rights violations in China. They run dailies in Hong King and Taiwan, along with New York and Washington. They run a weekly for the rest of the US.

Recently, they have come out as fairly pro-Trump and virulently anti-coup, apparently because they view Trump as a holy force sent down to defeat communism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

They have a really good puzzle page, too

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (DG8AN)

485 Get up and get out. The world needs you.
Posted by: creeper at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (XxJt1)

No it doesn't. It really doesn't.
Posted by: Insomniac

Yes it does !

And the Horde as well !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (arJlL)

486 When Pelosi said she was ordering impeachment articles to be drawn up, everyone in the media decided, 'IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!'

But what I didn't hear was a date for a vote or anything like that. It's just process bullshit buried under flowery mentions of racist dead white men.

I think it's more bluffing.

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:33 AM (gAMkn)

487 NOOD art

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:33 AM (U7qMl)

488 Why the fluck did this buttfaced camel herder have an M4 with live ammo?





Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM

---

He didn't. He had a Glock that he bought legally and snuck it on base.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:33 AM (JUOKG)

489 There are worse things you could be, you know......
Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Yes! You can be literally hitler!

Posted by: Loitering hitler at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (zr5Kq)

490 Being an evangelical Christian married to a Lutheran pastor, I would have to rate this statement as mostly false.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (lwiT4)


Yeah, "Lutheran" is not what comes to mind when I think "Evangelical."

Although ... our former pastor had a Lutheran background. Hmmmm ...

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (87gB3)

491 By the way, D'oh Boy dipped a toe into the HQ last night on Weasel's gun thread. He was over for dinner. At the TX MoMe he decided he'd use "Thug Life" as his nic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (ptqGC)

492 161 Morning Horde!! Finland was a Nazi Colloborator during the War. Fought with the SS in Russia
Posted by: Jonah at December 09, 2019 08:34 AM (Ze9kt)

Have you ever heard of the Winter War?

Posted by: 3rf \Fleet Radioman who didn't strip the padding from a message from CINCPAC to COM3FLT at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (qyH+l)

493 So it WASN'T an M4? It was just some over the counter AR?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (aJkzG)

Breitbart said it was a legal purchase from a local gun store.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (U7k5w)

494 "422 is it too early for day drinking? asking for a friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 09:20 AM (KP5rU) "



Not even sure that's possible.
G'mornin' !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (JwHjN)

495 I meant Evangelical with the word in the church name, not the more generic evangelical.

Posted by: Someguy at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (7nTlT)

496 Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

Yes the SS did, and it did not work. Similarly, the Wehrmacht executed a large number of people for crimes, that could have been in penal battalions. The USSR had much more extensive penal battalions, but Germany had a few.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (u82oZ)

497 @467 "RBG, if she doesn't die on the bench, will shortly after she retires."

This too drives the "impeachment" farce. Can't have an "impeached President" or "President under impeachment" appointing SC Justices! Especially "not in an election year."

Soros doesn't take a dump without a plan.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (koNhm)

498
He didn't. He had a Glock that he bought legally and snuck it on base.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:33 AM (JUOKG)
Ah, should never trust the media - they talked about the Glock, but focused o the "M4". Why don't they just tell us they're all carrying fully automatic .50 caliber rifles with 40 round magazines? And why did I believe it? Ah, right, they didn't mention he was a freaking Arab from Saudi Arabia, so I just figured some poor schlub in a secure armed area went non-linear and used his service weapon. I only glanced over it, I can't stand to read them anymore.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (DI/ar)

499 Drop me in the volcano.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:26 AM (NWiLs)

I think virginity is a prerequisite for that.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (ECrgQ)

500 There was the Winter War, with Finland alone against the USSR, then the Continuation War with Germany and Finland allied. Until Finland surrendered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (u82oZ)

501 464 Get up and get out. The world needs you.
Posted by: creeper at December 09, 2019 09:09 AM (XxJt1)

No it doesn't. It really doesn't.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:28 AM (NWiLs)

I recommend spite.

If there are universal forces arrayed against you that desire your destruction and misery, spit on them, flip them the bird and achieve victory just be getting out of bed.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (J+mig)

502 Could be Ukraine. Could be Epstein. But he definitely acts like a man who has been compromised.

If he is, and he had any honor, he would resign or just not seek reelection.

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If he (Lindsay- but really any pol) had a shred of honor he would never have sought office in the first place.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (941nP)

503 Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (DI/ar)

I think the shooter in Pearl Harbor had the M4.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (oiW2a)

504 Or maybe not

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (oiW2a)

505 It also occurs to me that the "treason" charge is another dog whistle to the literal, lunatic/violent fringe of the Democrat party.
Pray for our President and for our country.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (koNhm)

506 Is Anthony Hopkins sympathetic to conservatives? Well, Hannibal Lecter did eat the liver of a government census worker (and I understand it was tasty along side the fava beans and Chianty) so draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (U2+zT)

507 At the TX MoMe he decided he'd use "Thug Life" as his nic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (ptqGC)


He seemed so nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (BiNEL)

508 xnycpeasant


Projection and a flight from reality underpin the Left and Leftists. The Left are the traitors, and they know it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (u82oZ)

509 But just so I'm clear: Evangelicals don't believe in confession to remove the stain of sin, even a general group one? Because that's a BFD IMO.

Protestants descend from Luther, Calvin and those who broke free from Rome, their birth is on October 31, 1517. When speaking of "Confession" it isn't the booth and a priest version, rather it is a doctrinal statement, a catechism, the denomination's systematized faith statement. Protestants, traditionally stand behind the Five Solas, and share various levels of high church.


Baptists claim their provenance from John The Baptist, so their thread doesn't go through Rome. Baptists branched about a century or so ago from roughly abiding with the 1689 London Confession of Faith, to syncretize into an Evangelical denomination.

Evangelicals are usually associated with "Big Box" since they reject orthodoxy w/r/t Election and substituted it with various forms of Pelagianism, Arminianism or rarely four points of Amyrauldism (Calvinist TULIP without the L) which focuses on Free Will decisions (Finneyism) and thus work on manipulating the masses into Heaven through outreach, programs, concerts and sanguine homilies.

Evangelicals usually are either ignorant of or hostile to the Doctrines of Grace and such Evangelicals and Reformed (traditional Protestants) don't agree on much outside of the deity, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

As far as I know, Evangelicals look at a sinner as drowning and are capable of receiving a life preserver of salvation once convinced it will indeed save them. Protestants look at the sinner as drowned and dead and needs full resuscitation.

Evangelicals believe that man comes to salvation by his own free will, Protestants say a man is dragged in to salvation kicking and screaming in protest.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (lD3vL)

510 Commissar Hrothgar

Closing in on the end of your book. Plan to have an Ace movie review style report for the next Book Thread.

Please email me details on how you want that book returned to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (u82oZ)

511 Soros doesn't take a dump without a plan.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (koNhm)


If only this were a free country and we could have an opposition party to counter globalists like Soros...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (BiNEL)

512 But setting up your own private email server, hacked into by the company that is really the Chinese government, and then using it to get your Secretary of State emails, THAT'S not endangering the security of the United States.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (aJkzG)

513 Back to work. Commissar Hrothgar , I'll look for any answer later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (u82oZ)

514 It's shit weasels all the way down at this clown show.

Good grief. This idiot Dem counsel: "Daddy, does the President have to be a nice man?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (ptqGC)

515 Draw this thing out for months and making it ugly - because you know the Dems will lie and cover up and the press will push their story - is not necessarily the best thing for the country.

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Discrediting Demos would be good for America.
Driving them to suicide would be even better.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (941nP)

516 If hurting allies and is treason, the O should have been strung up in his first few years as PoTUS, along with consorting and aiding the enemy. He tried hurting Israel, consorted with Russia (Russia, Russia, Russia! the left keeps talking about with Trump), did nothing with Russia annexed Crimea and then directly supported rebellion in the east of Ukraine, worked with China, and don't forget Iran, Libya, ISIS, and other areas of interest.

Of course the media were silent about all this.

And don't forget all those congress-critters and other politicians that consorted with the enemies of the USA (e.g. Kerry, Hillary, Teddy Kennedy). Oh, THAT'S DIPLOMACY. TRUMP DOING THINGS FOR OUR COUNTRY IS TREASON. I get it now.

Posted by: jim at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (DF+pC)

517 The Dems are worried enough about 2020 that they think they can kick off the festivities, and then actually win, and that this course of action is better than just holding the fucking election and, you know, not being evil fucks.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (67XdO)

518
Jack is one of the most valuable assets here. He's a wealth of knowledge on procedure and we've all learned a lot from him. His predictions are based on the way things once were and are supposed to be, which generally isn't how things operate in the present day.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 09:07 AM (iw59Q)

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Jack says stuff then turns around and says he didn't say it. Unfortunately the AoS comment system makes it difficult to pull relevant comments.

Most recently he said the IG writes the conclusions to the IG reports, which makes sense, but when the mid year exam IG report came out he jumped on that the IG didn't write the conclusion to that report (because that conclusion was a whitewash).

Then it was "wait for the FISA IG report" , which has now been going on for a year and a half! And now we are getting "the IG is limited".

I half think JS only purpose is to string things out so the deplorables don't get too rowdy.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (bloh/)

519 Is there a rule not allowing an impeached president to nominate sc Justice's?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 09, 2019 10:04 AM (WhTSP)

520 RAS 51/48 today. El Hombre has been at or above 50 for the last 4 days. To say this is a major move north is an understatement.

More treason! More impeachment! Everybody's diggin' it! Keep on keeping on... "prayerfully & sadly, because we have no choice."

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (Cssks)

521 Mexico will pay for the wall ????

Posted by: Kurt at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (juBqf)

522 I hope they either get this done quickly or wait till Spring cause I don't want to have to march on DC armed in freezing snow and shit.

Cause that's what's going to happen. If just 10% of Trump supporters go to DC, that's 6 million Pissed off people.

And we won't be taking any NOs for answers.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (iDOB7)

523 I was taught that man is saved by faith alone. Good works doesn't do it. Not even obedience to the 10 commandments is sufficient. (of course no one can as everyone has sinned).

This was the difference between what Christ taught and then what the Church taught for a while but lost it's way.

I didn't vote for Trump due to some supposed prophesy and I'm sure not voting for him again for that reason. I'm voting due to who his opponents are (just like last time) and what they say they will do if they're elected (just like last time).

Endit

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (iDOB7)

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/8/19)

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

“Pelosi invokes her Catholicism on everything but abortion,” Rush Limbaugh


Quote II

“We sincerely apologize to this child and her family and will be taking immediate disciplinary action against the person responsible.” Lisa Kinney, DOC Spokesperson


Quote III

"We can't go on like this; it is not sustainable that children skip school and we don't want to continue — we would love some action from the people in power. People are suffering and dying today. We can't wait any longer," Greta Thunberg


Quote IV

"The Internet as we know it was developed by taxpayer-funded research, using taxpayer-funded grants in taxpayer-funded labs. Our tax dollars built the Internet, and access to it should be a public good for all, not another price-gouging profit machine for Comcast, AT&T, and Verizon." Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT)

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RIP actor René Auberjonois

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Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) is a scuzzy POS. It's bad enough he is proceeding with this sham impeachment of POTUS Trump. Now, he's sowing seeds of doubt about the election results.

After three years of using trumped-up allegations of Russian collusion to try and stymie President Donald Trump’s agenda, it appears congressional Democrats are scheming to pull the same stunt again in case the president wins reelection next year.

It’s hard to draw any other conclusion given the recent rhetoric of the party’s top figures, including House Judiciary Committee chair Jerry Nadler.

Speaking Sunday morning on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” he accused the president of posing “a threat to our election” and suggested that, if ultimately acquitted by the Senate, Trump “will do everything he can to make it not make it a fair election.”


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The Ace of Spades Cob Dental Plan is second to none. I'm hoping this guy isn't our In-Network Provider.

In Alaska, a dentist is accused of fraud, unnecessarily sedating patients, and performing a dental procedure on a woman while riding a wheeled, motorized hoverboard, authorities say.

Seth Lookhart, 34, is charged with felony Medicaid fraud and reckless endangerment.

From AP:

A former patient testified Wednesday at his trial that she was angered when an investigator showed her an unauthorized 2016 video of Lookhart extracting one of her teeth while she was sedated and he was riding the hoverboard. Veronica Wilhelm was “pretty livid” about the dentist’s actions, she testified.

“When did Dr. Lookhart get your approval to take out your tooth on a hoverboard,” prosecutor Joan Wilson asked in court.


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How do you have a rational conversation with someone who believes the following:

“I’m not against you for just being American, I don’t hate you because your freedoms, I hate you because every day you supporting, funding and committing crimes not only against Muslims but also humanity,”


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Paul Joseph Watson Warning: NSFW-Language


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Personally, I think the world needs more Heralds or Normans.

If you don’t believe people like myself who constantly talk about how Muslims are not here to assimilate, but rather dominate, maybe you will start to take our argument a little more seriously in time.

Here’s some good or bad news, depending on how you feel about the matter…

Muhammad just made the list, for the first time, of popular baby names in the United States.


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A slow weekend. President Trump trolling like a champ.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—There wasn't much happening in the world today, so Trump simply sat at his desk looking for something to do.

Then he got an idea. Picking up his desk phone, he dialed a number and waited for the man on the other end to pick up.

Meanwhile, Colin Kaepernick was sitting around nervously waiting for his phone to ring at long last. As his ringtone, the USSR anthem, began to play, Kaepernick lunged for the phone and picked up on the first ring. "Hello?" he said, attempting to sound casual.

"Hi, uh, yes, is this a Mr. Kaepernick?" Trump said, stifling laughter.

"Yeah, it's me. Who's this?" Kaepernick said, trying not to get his hopes up.


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Reason #778 to despise "The Press" with all your heart, mind and soul.

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There may be a shortage of potatoes. That's a bummer.Early cold snap hurt Idaho potatoes. Early cold snap? I thought the world was hot, hot, hot.

A cold snap may put a freeze on French fries as farmers deal with smaller potato crops this year.

From an extended rainy period in the Red River Valley of North Dakota, to an early frost in Idaho, weather negatively affected the harvesting of potatoes, reducing the expected haul in the U.S. by 6% as compared to 2018, according to the Department of Agriculture.

As of early November, only 73% of total crops had been harvested.

In Idaho, the state that grows one-third of all potatoes produced in the U.S., a freeze hit between Oct. 9 and 11.


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I always try to put myself in the other person's shoes. These are some shoes that don't fit and I don't think ever will.

Cierra Brown estimates her commute to work would only take about 25 minutes if she had a car. That’s part of the reason she returned to McDonald’s in January: Her car had broken down and she needed money. But at McDonald’s, Brown only earns $9.50 per hour as a cashier, which barely helps cover rent and is far from enough to solve her vehicular woes. Without a car, one of Brown’s main headaches is getting to work. Her typical bus commute to McDonald’s takes as long as two hours each way.

I joined the Fight for $15 and a Union because I’ve worked in the fast food industry for 14 years—about half my life—and all these jobs have a few things in common. They all paid poverty wages. None of these jobs have given me the opportunity to come together with my coworkers in a union, or receive any healthcare benefits. And the only way we'll create change in these jobs is workers coming together and demanding it.


Once upon a time I worked in a restaurant for a short period of time. I knew that it wasn't going to be a career for me. It didn't take me 14 years to realize it doesn't pay well.


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I'm pretty simplistic when it comes to art. This is simple, but it isn't for me. Is it for you?

Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan’s latest provocation, a sculptural intervention that consists of a banana duct-taped to the wall of Perrotin’s booth at Art Basel in Miami Beach, has been sold. The work, titled Comedian (2019), had been priced at $120,000; like most of Cattelan’s works, it exists in an edition of three, plus two artist’s proofs. Two of the three editions of Comedian had been sold by Wednesday afternoon, and according to a Perrotin rep, the gallery is “currently speaking with a museum that wants to acquire the third.” The work comes with a certificate of authenticity, and owners of the work replace the banana as they see fit.

Well that didn't take long. Buh-bye art.

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Is it alright to tell your children there is a Santa Claus?

In general, we try to be pretty honest people. I mean we're journalists. But when it comes to Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, or whatever it is in your family ... is it bad to lie to your kids to keep the magic alive?

Cory's gotten deep into the Santa ruse: setting out the reindeer snack, calling into the Santa tracker on Christmas Eve. Anya wrote notes impersonating the Tooth Fairy and when that didn't work, she even set up a phone call! The con has gotten really long, and the kids might be on to us. We know we're not alone.

Here are four tips for handling that awkward moment when your kids start doubting the world of magic. Luckily Rosemarie Truglio, a childhood development specialist and senior vice president of Education and Research at Sesame Workshop, is going to help us figure out how — and how long — to keep the magic alive.


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Ahh the Holiday aromas in the air, Evergreens, cookies, KFC chicken yule logs. KFC chicken yule logs?

Kentucky Fried Chicken teamed up with Enviro-Log to bring back the 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog that apparently sold out in just a few hours last year. On its site, JFC uses big bold type to make darn sure buyers understand that this log is "NOT ACTUALLY FRIED CHICKEN." The 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog available exclusively at Walmart. 'natch.


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Wouldn't it be refreshing if a 'journalist' on the campaign trail asked, "How does single payer health insurance save money?"

“In the U.S., we already have a single-payer health care system, called the Veterans Administration Hospital system. A 2015 internal audit of the VA reported, ‘307,000 veterans may have died waiting for care.’”


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'Alcohol may have saved humanity from extinction, scientists claim'

Humanity’s ancestors may have been saved from extinction by alcohol, scientists have suggested

In a new book, called Alcohol And Humans: A Long And Social Affair, professors Dr Kim Hockings and Dr Robin Dunbar say that African apes who lived around 10 million years ago evolved to metabolise ethanol, the chemical compound in alcohol.

These primates eventually gave rise not only to humans but also to chimps, bonobos and gorillas, all of which share the ability to break down booze. The common ape ancestor evolved to carry a protein that made metabolising ethanol more efficient, which allowed them to eat overripe fermented fruits that fell on the ground.

According to Dr Hockings and Dr Dunbar, these primates were in competition for survival with rival monkey species who were able to eat unripe fruit that was still on plants.

I don't know about extinction, sure has kept the advertising firms in cash.


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An average mug costs between $5 and $10, while a nice travel mug goes for around $20, or maybe a little more if you’re feeling fancy. So how on earth does a company justify a smart mug that costs a whopping $180?

While it might sound outlandish, this question isn’t purely hypothetical, because thanks to the Ember’s second-gen Travel Mug, the value of a $180 smart mug is something that actually needs to be examined. So what makes this travel mug so smart?


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Rock you like a hurricaneGenius Award Winner.

A Kentucky judge has been accused of turning her chambers into a glorified frat house, having a threesome with staffers and allowing employees to get drunk on the job — all while abusing her power to win re-election, according to reports.

The judge, Dawn Gentry, was hit with nine charges by the state’s Judicial Conduct Commission on Wednesday related to the Animal House antics, Cincinnati.com reported.

The trouble started when Gentry hired her band’s guitar player, Stephen Penrose.


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Pets do make our world better. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. H/T Clutch

Football player who lost both parents celebrates Senior Day by taking the field with his two dogs
Josh Butler walked out of the tunnel with his two dogs


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1 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 08, 2019 10:00 PM (ECrgQ)

2 I'll call the Corgis.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 08, 2019 10:00 PM (ECrgQ)

3 nope

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2019 10:00 PM (NYIfp)

4 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2019 10:00 PM (Do5/p)

5 Evening Linn (and Horde)!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

6 *climbs invisible ladder*

Posted by: A Mime at December 08, 2019 10:01 PM (XVuno)

7 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 10:01 PM (7WaWV)

8 Breakfast with Satan?

Then who's handling storybook hour?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:01 PM (XVuno)

9 8 Breakfast with Satan?

Then who's handling storybook hour?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:01 PM (XVuno)

David French's mistress

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

10 Not #1

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at December 08, 2019 10:02 PM (bYyj0)

11 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at December 08, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

12 These primates eventually gave rise not only to humans but also to chimps, bonobos and gorillas, all of which share the ability to break down booze. The common ape ancestor evolved to carry a protein that made metabolising ethanol more efficient, which allowed them to eat overripe fermented fruits that fell on the ground.

So the Pygmy Marmosets got pretty much screwed then, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:03 PM (XVuno)

13 oh, and F the VA. they suck at healthcare.

it's a j*bs program for federal union w*rkers who don't want to do any w*rk, just collect a pay check.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2019 10:03 PM (NYIfp)

14 Top pic... Is that Mordor in the distance?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 10:04 PM (7WaWV)

15 That is a girthy ONT. Thanks, MisHum!

Good evening, morons!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:04 PM (rCIE4)

16 Then who's handling storybook hour?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:01 PM (XVuno)

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Tranny Santa

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2019 10:04 PM (NYIfp)

17 Then who's handling storybook hour?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:01 PM (XVuno)

David French's mistress
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)


Thanks for the bounty of delectable content , MisHum!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:04 PM (XVuno)

18 My ape ancestors were anything but common.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:04 PM (XVuno)

19 Actress, climate activist, and Dame Emma Thompson, 60, issued a dire prediction of what life will be like due to climate change.

According to the award-winning actress, climate change will affect the globe so much that people may have to resort to eating their pets because of catastrophic food shortages and weather emergencies.

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Ummmmm. I think I'll hold off on that for a while.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 08, 2019 10:05 PM (+y/Ru)

20 According to the award-winning actress, climate change will affect the globe so much that people may have to resort to eating their pets because of catastrophic food shortages and weather emergencies.


Mmm. Hamster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:05 PM (XVuno)

21 Top pic:

Another government-funded bridge to nowhere.

I could see wandering off to nowhere there.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 08, 2019 10:06 PM (Lsu/B)

22 Thanks for the ONT.

The sad part is, Greta is not old enough to realize that her exact same rhetoric has been used by climate/enviro wackos since before I was born.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 10:06 PM (ycWCI)

23 Thank you, MisHum, for your typically awesome ONT.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2019 10:06 PM (l9m7l)

24 According to the award-winning actress, climate change will affect the globe so much that people may have to resort to eating their pets because of catastrophic food shortages and weather emergencies.

These people are so off their rocker. How can anyone take them seriously?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

25 Evening Linn (and Horde)!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

Evening, TonyPete!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 08, 2019 10:07 PM (ECrgQ)

26 Spartan puppehs! Go green!

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2019 10:07 PM (U7k5w)

27 So, totally OT but it's an open thread, so...

I was watching a program from 1986 about education and technology. There was one little segment with a woman who ran the technology for an under-performing school in the San Francisco inner city. It underscores just how profoundly stupid so very many education policies and funding decisions are, and for how long this has been true.

We have two computer labs. We have one computer lab that was purchased through federal funding, and that was specifically for the low socioeconomic students that had low test scores. ... I realized that 80% of our population were using these computers, but 20% couldn't because their scores were too high. ... In our school, they have been very helpful the remedial [case], and like I said, we had 80% of students who had been using them and there scores have gone up so now it's 50%.

She goes on to talk about whipping up more grant money to furnish a lab for the normal or high achievers, since they were forbidden by policy from using the equipment furnished for struggling students.

Mind-boggling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:07 PM (rCIE4)

28 Hey everybody.

Since there wasn't a movie thread this weekend, I wanted to ask everyone, has anyone here seen the movie "A Ghost Story"? It came out about two years ago I believe, and stars Casey Affleck (who's under a sheet almost the entire movie) and Rooney Mara. Supposedly there's very little dialogue in the entire film.

I read about it this past weekend. It sounds very interesting, but also very sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

29 Top pic:

Another government-funded bridge to nowhere.


WHAT

Is your favorite color?

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at December 08, 2019 10:08 PM (XVuno)

30 I see some morons went Christmas shopping today. Thanks for the love guys.. appreciate it so much.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

31 MisHum, yeah, thanks for the ONT.
Where do you find these great pics?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

32 "...ethanol, the chemical compound in alcohol..."

uh...

Posted by: Chem 101 at December 08, 2019 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

33 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2019 10:06 PM (l9m7l)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:04 PM (XVuno)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:04 PM (rCIE4)

To you folks and others I may have neglected, no need to thank me, it is my pleasure.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

34 More than one square? HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Sheryl Thuncrowberg at December 08, 2019 10:09 PM (DMUuz)

35
...
According to the award-winning actress, climate change will affect the globe so much that people may have to resort to eating their pets because of catastrophic food shortages and weather emergencies.
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 08, 2019 10:05 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++++++
Pull the other one, Emma. I won't parrot the canard of "I'll take it seriously when you do" because I won't - bunk is bunk, regardless of how sincere the idiot spouting off about it is.

But the question still remains: what are *you* doing it about, Dame?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:09 PM (rCIE4)

36 qdpsteve, a friend mentioned it and said it was very good. I have no idea myself since I haven't seen it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

37 Yeah. Public schools bring the Satan to Christmas.

Posted by: JAS at December 08, 2019 10:09 PM (DBGf/)

38 reposted from the gum thread because "life"
I am looking at AR options.
Bravo Company is impressing me.


Palmetto State Armory is still in the running.


I have also got an option for a discounted stock Bushmaster locally.

Any advice or experience?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM (1vWDB)

39 30 I see some morons went Christmas shopping today. Thanks for the love guys.. appreciate it so much.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)


Can you whip up some cast iron cookware that I would like to give to mid-kid?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

40 And the only way we'll create change in these jobs is workers coming together and demanding it.

Cierra will not have to worry about walking 2hrs each way to her job if she keeps this up. She'll simply be replaced by automated machines.

How is it that all these fools think that these jobs are supposed to be full-time careers? Anyone with half a brain has always known that these types of jobs are simply for teenagers to make a few bucks and learn about the responsibility of working a job. Who the hell starting teaching people that they should aspire to be a burger flipper?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM (Do5/p)

41 WHAT

Is your favorite color?
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at December 08, 2019 10:08 PM (XVuno)
++++++++++++
The lovely shades of green and other complementary colors of the corrupt graft money that sluices through Washington.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM (rCIE4)

42 Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM (1vWDB)


One of each?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

43 Yeah. Public schools bring the Satan to Christmas.
Posted by: JAS at December 08, 2019 10:09 PM (DBGf/)


To be fair, if it wasn't for Satan Jesus would have been born in a maternity ward like everyone else.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:11 PM (XVuno)

44 32 "...ethanol, the chemical compound in alcohol..."

uh...
Posted by: Chem 101 at December 08, 2019 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

*snicker*

Chem humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 10:11 PM (ycWCI)

45 Jewells, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

46 To support Greta Thunberg, I am not going in to work until the world's women coordinate to make sure I get a homemade sandwich every single day.

Better get started, girls! This is not sustainable.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2019 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

47 Internet and commerce -- I remember back in the early days selling on the internet just wasn't done and was strongly disapproved of when it occurred. In the book industry, wholesalers and publishers had sites, but the wholesalers required a password and an account, and publishers blushed their books and gave the PRC. If I remember correctly, I didn't have a web site until the early 2000s.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at December 08, 2019 10:11 PM (bYyj0)

48 Can you whip up some cast iron cookware that I would like to give to mid-kid?

lol.. not quite my thing MH.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

49 Colin Kaepernick was sitting around nervously waiting for his phone to ring at long last.

-
From the Babylon Bee:

Sports


Gardener In Background Of Kaepernick Video Receives Call From Washington Redskins

Bonus Bee:

Joe Biden: 'I'm Just Like You Regular Folk, I Put My Pants On One Arm At A Time'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 08, 2019 10:12 PM (+y/Ru)

50 The "Fight for 15" crowd needs to be very careful what it wishes for.

Have they seen the interest rates and capital markets lately? Ever since the Great Recession, access to capital has been very easy (indeed, too easy) for blue chips. An automatic burger joint is possible. It has been demonstrated. It actually works fairly well. The problem is the cost of the machines. At $10 an hour for the employees, the machines don't make sense.

Up that by half, factor in low interest rates and easy money for major corps, and you're gonna see fast food automation almost faster than you can blink.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:12 PM (rCIE4)

51 Ajax was dreaming. Barking at something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 10:12 PM (ycWCI)

52 Now you know why Alan Rickman cheated on her in "Love Actually."

Posted by: JAS at December 08, 2019 10:12 PM (DBGf/)

53 it appears congressional Democrats are scheming to pull the same stunt again in case the president wins reelection next year.

Hopefully the Republicans retake the House after this impeachment fiasco, rendering anything the D's want to do moot.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)

54 Who the hell starting teaching people that they should aspire to be a burger flipper?

Oh come now.. you know the answer to that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)

55 Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM

Bravo would be my first choice, PSA second, Bushmaster third.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 10:13 PM (DMUuz)

56


One of each?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



"Dear Santa..."

Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:13 PM (1vWDB)

57 Hey ONT people.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

58 Now you know why Alan Rickman cheated on her in "Love Actually."

Aww.. serious. I love Rickman but I hated his guts in that movie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

59 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! Nice photo up top. Thanks also for the Lighthouse. Had not heard that song before.

It is hard to hear Pelosi drone on and on about how religious she is, and how she prays for the President (to leave office soon?) when she is obviously not a true practicing Catholic.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (fNFgo)

60 Bravo would be my first choice, PSA second, Bushmaster third.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 10:13 PM (DMUuz)
++++++++++++
Can you buy BCM in stores? I always just hear their website advertised.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (rCIE4)

61 Internet = Al Gore

Free Al Gore.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (377Zs)

62 Hey ONT people.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 10:13 PM (NWiLs)



Hey Insomniac

Posted by: ONT People at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (XVuno)

63 Hi Insomniac. How was your day?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

64 "Dear Santa..."
Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:13 PM (1vWDB)
+++++++++++++++
I think you mean "Dear Satan"

Posted by: Pinch-faced, gun-grabbing communist at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (rCIE4)

65 I have been busy all day, but I checked back here long after the book thread and realized that I had not posted the title of the book I am reading about Hell. It is Saints Who Saw Hell and Other Catholic Witnesses to the Fate of the Damned by Paul Thigpen. It is scary!!!

Posted by: jmel at December 08, 2019 10:15 PM (OeWgo)

66 Hey did you guys hear the Chiefs fucking beat the fucking Patriots?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

67 Telling kids there is a Santa Claus: bad

Telling kids that some girls have a dick: good

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 08, 2019 10:15 PM (+y/Ru)

68 Good evening, Beach Friends.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

69 63 Hi Insomniac. How was your day?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

Empty and uneventful. How was yours?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

70 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 08, 2019 10:14 PM (fNFgo)

Thanks LS.
A great Canadian band that I found accidentally while in HS just a couple of years ago

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

71 and realized that I had not posted the title of the book I am reading about Hell. It is Saints Who Saw Hell and Other Catholic Witnesses to the Fate of the Damned by Paul Thigpen. It is scary!!!
Posted by: jmel at December 08, 2019 10:15 PM (OeWgo)



Who was that morose chick who claimed to be able to see souls in hell? I forget her name but I'm sure she got invited to very few holiday parties.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:16 PM (XVuno)

72 66 Hey did you guys hear the Chiefs fucking beat the fucking Patriots?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)


I thought everyone did that now.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2019 10:17 PM (dOV9E)

73 Listen, MisHum, you might think that "Shakergate" is worthy of contempt as a ridiculous piece of absurd nonsense spouted by a pathological Press, but I think we can all agree that it is the scandal of our lifetimes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:17 PM (rCIE4)

74 I'd rather have a champagne brunch with Ba'al.

Evening, Hordies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 08, 2019 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

75 Hey everybody

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2019 10:17 PM (aQY3D)

76 I'd rather have a champagne brunch with Ba'al.


He demands a sacrifice of green jello salad, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:18 PM (XVuno)

77 Hey did you guys hear the Chiefs fucking beat the fucking Patriots?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
+++++++++++
Just now. Last time I checked, though, the Pats are from Boston, so this doesn't bother me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:18 PM (rCIE4)

78 If thou wouldst breakfast with Satan, serve grits.

Might keep him confused and/or busy.

Posted by: Miklos, deferring to Skip as the expert at December 08, 2019 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

79 71

I don't know, but the first night I bought it, I read it right before bed. NOT SMART.

Posted by: jmel at December 08, 2019 10:19 PM (OeWgo)

80 @28 - I would absolutely recommend that movie to EVERYONE.

It's sad and beautiful and should be seen by everyone.

If you watch it and hate it I will refund what you spent. SERIOUSLY.
Warning: it is slow. SLOW.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2019 10:19 PM (l9m7l)

81 My ape ancestors were anything but common.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:04 PM



*fistbump

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)

82 Beckoning, thanks!
I think I'll get the blu-ray. It's cheap at Amazon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

83 And the Bills beat the Cowboys on Thanksgiving. I tell you. We are living in the best of times.

Posted by: JAS at December 08, 2019 10:19 PM (DBGf/)

84 If thou wouldst breakfast with Satan, serve grits.

Might keep him confused and/or busy.
Posted by: Miklos, deferring to Skip as the expert at December 08, 2019 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
++++++++++++++
I had a friend from Connecticut who moved to Brooklyn with some other friends. I visited them and for breakfast, we went to a soul food restaurant. They had grits on the menu. I ordered them. They were good.

She had heard of grits, but never tried them. She tried some of mine. She did that thing you do with grits (munge them, I guess - you don't chew 'em).

She sat silently for about 15 seconds and said, "Well, we don't have *that* in New England."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:20 PM (rCIE4)

85 And the Bills beat the Cowboys on Thanksgiving. I tell you. We are living in the best of times.

Indeed we are.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

86 I tried Quaker Grits about a year ago.

I admit I didn't get it. Felt like I was eating granulated corn tortilla chips.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

87 @82 You won't regret it.

It's the best movie I have seen in the last...20 years? I would gladly pay for everyone to see it. Seriously, it's beautiful.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2019 10:21 PM (l9m7l)

88 It is hard to hear Pelosi drone on and on about how religious she is, and how she prays for the President (to leave office soon?) when she is obviously not a true practicing Catholic.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

---

She has excommunicated herself.

"Those Catholics who publicly announce their denial that abortion is always gravely immoral, or who publicly promote abortion, or who publicly argue in favor of legalized abortion, also commit a mortal sin and also incur a sentence of automatic excommunication."

https://tinyurl.com/sdzwp6s

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)

89 Greta the attention seeking whor, oops, Hateful, didn't get the adulation she expected.

I'm ready for bed. Seeing her name makes me sick. Knowing she's P.Oed makes me happy. I think I'll sleep well tonight.

Last week youtube videos were inundated with UNICEF ad buys opening with her doing her Pol Pot routine.

Frack you UNICEF.

Posted by: Groundhog at December 08, 2019 10:22 PM (VYwSh)

90 Not one broadcaster or commenter during the Packers game today would say the word Redskins. Cowards!

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2019 10:22 PM (aQY3D)

91 Thanks jmel!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 10:23 PM (Y4EXg)

92 It's the best movie I have seen in the last...20 years? I would gladly pay for everyone to see it. Seriously, it's beautiful.

Wow.. I will have to check it out. I wonder if it's on Netflix.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

93 I see the NY Post was unable to determine the political party to which the randy Kentucky judge belongs. If only there were public records kept of that sort of thing!

And the electric coffee mug? Meh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2019 10:23 PM (/sgva)

94 Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)

Never forget that the people that voted in this Dem house also voted forO'Barky's second term, even though they had four years of evidence that was a stupid idea!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:23 PM (BiNEL)

95 Beckoning, thanks again. :-)
You sound like I do when I describe Picnic At Hanging Rock. I think it's great and somewhat challenging, even though it might not be the most, er, like-able film ever made.

From what I read of the plot of A Ghost Story, yeah, not a ton of things happen. I get the impression that the entire story could have been compressed into an episode of Amazing Stories, years ago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

96 66 Hey did you guys hear the Chiefs fucking beat the fucking Patriots?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)


I watched the end of the game at a restaurant!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

97 SpaceX Dragon Arrives at Space Station with 'Robot Hotel,' Mice and More NASA Gear...


https://preview.tinyurl.com/vgj7hsw

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 10:23 PM (7WaWV)

98 {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

99 100th!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 08, 2019 10:24 PM (G546f)

100 Jewells, please let me know what you think of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

101 damn

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 08, 2019 10:24 PM (G546f)

102 buy guns, people.


Guns are the best gift. If you bought them coat last year ?

Buy them a gun. Let them figure out what to do with it.



No Saudis though. Let's be real.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:25 PM (1vWDB)

103 90 Not one broadcaster or commenter during the Packers game today would say the word Redskins. Cowards!
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2019 10:22 PM (aQY3D)

I listened to the game on the radio in my shop.
The problem with being up here is that they play the damn vikequeens

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

104 Ladyl.. I'm so happy right now you have no idea!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

105 101 damn
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 08, 2019 10:24 PM (G546f)


You got the Dalmation Consolation Prize, at least.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:25 PM (XVuno)

106 Well, that was disturbing. Chrissie Hynde looked like Katie Hill, to me, in that video.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2019 10:25 PM (Ibwur)

107 qdpsteve, I definitely will.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

108
Empty and uneventful. How was yours?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)


Darling Insom.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

109 Jewells, you got some good news? :-)
Win the lotto? Found out Jeff Bezos is your long-lost brother?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

110 Apparently, Emma Thompson turned down a date with Donald Trump.

Dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 10:26 PM (87gB3)

111 The problem with being up here is that they play the damn vikequeens

---

Virtual Purgatory

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2019 10:26 PM (aQY3D)

112 Beautiful top photo.

Just one question. Do Sherpa porters come in smiling girl versions?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:27 PM (u82oZ)

113 Apparently, Emma Thompson turned down a date with Donald Trump.

Dodged a bullet there.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 10:26 PM (87gB3)
+++++++++++++++++
Man. That stuff about "a woman scorned" sure is real, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:27 PM (rCIE4)

114 It's true. I ate my pet turtle the other day in a show of climate hysteria solidarity.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at December 08, 2019 10:27 PM (EgshT)

115 113 Man. That stuff about "a woman scorned" sure is real, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:27 PM (rCIE4)


It's not just women. And he never even asked me!

Posted by: David French at December 08, 2019 10:28 PM (dOV9E)

116 Win the lotto? Found out Jeff Bezos is your long-lost brother?

lol.. I wish. Nah.. just had a good day

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

117 {{{Ladyl}}}
Now my day is complete!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:28 PM (BiNEL)

118 Hi Jewells
Do you still have the Ace keychains?
I need at least one.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 08, 2019 10:29 PM (Tt761)

119 Cierra will not have to worry about walking 2hrs each way to her job if she keeps this up. She'll simply be replaced by automated machines.

How is it that all these fools think that these jobs are supposed to be full-time careers? Anyone with half a brain has always known that these types of jobs are simply for teenagers to make a few bucks and learn about the responsibility of working a job. Who the hell starting teaching people that they should aspire to be a burger flipper?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM (Do5/p)

This! And by wasting her time at "Fight for 15", all she is doing is making herself toxic to other potential employers.

She would be much better off using that "spare time" to attend night school and upgrade her education.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2019 10:29 PM (/sgva)

120 91
You are very welcome!

Posted by: jmel at December 08, 2019 10:29 PM (OeWgo)

121 104 Ladyl.. I'm so happy right now you have no idea!
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:25 PM (dUJdY)



That is wonderful, Jewels! Tell us about it!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

122 Good evening, Hrothgar, ladyl, and Jewells45.

May your week be as beautiful as your dreams. And filled with magic and conviviality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

123 Speaking of the Skandi Girl David Hogg, I assume y'all saw this?

https://tinyurl.com/t4726rb

Imagine seeing that while dodging the mounds of human feces and used needles on the streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:30 PM (rCIE4)

124 Winston, getting more of the medallions in. Hopefully in the next few weeks. I will make a dozen of them. Will let you know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

125 117 {{{Ladyl}}}
Now my day is complete!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:28 PM (BiNEL)


Awww, Hrothgar! You've been on my heart recently. I hope all is well with you.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

126 Yeah, I'm gonna pass on breakfast.

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 08, 2019 10:30 PM (d4+cE)

127 Good evening NaCly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

128 Hey, I also have another question for everyone, if it's okay.

Does anyone have any experience with flex jobs.com? I want to sign up, found some good leads there, but I'm not sure how reputable they are.

I'd like to have a ready backup in case this job I have goes south, although in fairness things have been going better lately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

129 #nevertrustalibertarian

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 08, 2019 10:31 PM (Fxgkp)

130
But the question still remains: what are *you* doing it about, Dame?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:09 PM (rCIE4)

The National Sport of Virtue Signallers.

Raising awareness.

Posted by: jsg at December 08, 2019 10:31 PM (JG1i6)

131 Yeah, I'm gonna pass on breakfast.
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 08, 2019 10:30 PM (d4+cE)
+++++++++++++
I don't recommend it, Joe. You lock up and vomit your buffers all over the floor enough as it is. Don't change your routine. You're barely equilibrated as it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:31 PM (rCIE4)

132 Bravo would be my first choice, PSA second, Bushmaster third.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere


Thank you sir!


Seems like my ratings are pretty close to accurate anyway. Sometime you just need a second set of eyes.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:31 PM (1vWDB)

133 122 Good evening, Hrothgar, ladyl, and Jewells45.

May your week be as beautiful as your dreams. And filled with magic and conviviality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:30 PM (u82oZ)


{{{Salty Dog!}}}

How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

134 Up that by half, factor in low interest rates and easy money for major corps, and you're gonna see fast food automation almost faster than you can blink.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:12 PM (rCIE4)

And the one or two hourly employees who remain to operate and service the new machines will get $15 per hour, or maybe better, but Cierra ain't going to be one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (/sgva)

135 Empty and uneventful. How was yours?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

I had a really great snarky response, but since it's close to Christmas, I decided to just say it's good to see you here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (BiNEL)

136 Thank you Jewells. I have some things I'm going to need and love your work.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (Tt761)

137 A cold snap may put a freeze on French fries as farmers deal with smaller potato crops this year.
From an extended rainy period in the Red River Valley of North Dakota, to an early frost in Idaho, weather negatively affected the harvesting of potatoes, reducing the expected haul in the U.S. by 6% as compared to 2018, according to the Department of Agriculture.

As of early November, only 73% of total crops had been harvested.

In Idaho, the state that grows one-third of all potatoes produced in the U.S., a freeze hit between Oct. 9 and 11.



Damn. Goin' to be a vodka shortage this year.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (377Zs)

138 Hello Hrothgar! *gives a little peck on the cheek.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

139 Jewells45

Glad you are happy.

Is it the Chiefs? The playoff teams for NCAA?

Your husband has made a full recovery and you need to sign off soon?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

140 "Little girl strip searched": It's your daddies fault. Contraband smuggled using little children in 3,2,1...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (LOq4H)

141 You got the Dalmation Consolation Prize, at least.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 10:25 PM (XVuno)

cute bastards, Dalmatians

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 08, 2019 10:33 PM (G546f)

142 Thank you Winston.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:33 PM (dUJdY)

143

They tell us that we lost our tails
Evolving up from little snails
I say that's all wind in sails
Are we not men
We are drinkers
Are we not men
D-R-I-N-K-E-R-S

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:33 PM (aKsyK)

144
...
From an extended rainy period in the Red River Valley of North Dakota, to an early frost in Idaho, weather negatively affected the harvesting of potatoes, reducing the expected haul in the U.S. by 6% as compared to 2018, according to the Department of Agriculture.
...
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (377Zs)
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Unpossible. The climate is getting warmer and drier. I've been hearing about ALL MY LIFE.

On a serious note, this is not good. Potatoes are an important staple.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:33 PM (rCIE4)

145 And the one or two hourly employees who remain to operate and service the new machines will get $15 per hour, or maybe better, but Cierra ain't going to be one of them.


Cierra know anything about cowboy poetry?

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at December 08, 2019 10:33 PM (XVuno)

146 lol NaCly.. number one.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

147 Katie Hill contemplated suicide after nude pictures of her surface on the internet:

https://tinyurl.com/tj4pohw

A a person who has been affected by clinical depression I have empathy and sympathy for anyone affected by that terrible disease. Too many people leave gaping whole in the lives of others-even in the lives of people who may only know them slightly when they take their lives. However, it was a terrible idea forHill to get into relationship with staffers and think that was o.k., I also think it's nutty for anyone in the internet to take nude pictures of themselves by their phone and think it won't end up with someone seeing. I am glad I grew up before the internet and the stupidest picture of me is probably one where I was dressed as flower for a kids show, or just generally bad pictures because I'm not photogenic and plain.

I'm also not sure whether I believe that Nancy Pelosi thought that Hill should stay in Congress and leaving was entirely Hill's won idea. There's a bit of a victim mentality on the part of Hill here

P.S. The holidays are often terrible times for people. So many losses to deal with, so if you're thinking of suicide please get help now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (WI7YS)

148 Never forget that the people that voted in this Dem house also voted for O'Barky's second term, even though they had four years of evidence that was a stupid idea!

Both Clinton and Obama took huge losses in the House in their first midterm election, and got reelected anyway.

Fun fact: the President's party has controlled the House after a midterm election only once since 1978 - Bush managed it in 2002. I guess we have to be worried about 2022, then.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

149 111 The problem with being up here is that they play the damn vikequeens

---

Virtual Purgatory
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2019 10:26 PM (aQY3D)


I have Dish
I guess Direct is the same up this way.

I need to get an antennae or a 2nd job to get Direct with NFL Ticket

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

150 NaCly, Ladyl, Jewell45, sounds like the band is getting together again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

151 Man. That stuff about "a woman scorned" sure is real, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:27 PM (rCIE4)


At least "a liberal woman scorned."

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (87gB3)

152 but I think we can all agree that it is the scandal of our lifetimes.

Well at least there's actual evidence for it, unlike all the others.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (qc+VF)

153 Sometimes I think that I could talk "to" "people".


It's such a relief when THAT feeling goes away.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (1vWDB)

154 135 Empty and uneventful. How was yours?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

I had a really great snarky response, but since it's close to Christmas, I decided to just say it's good to see you here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:32 PM (BiNEL)

Meh. Let 'er rip.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

155 @95 - yes, very good comparison.

Picnic at Hanging Rock is a mystery that, ultimately has no (normal) conclusion. It's a mystery that tells us what a mystery ultimately means, in terns of mystery.

A Ghost Story tells us what it means to look at time, and our relationship to time, and what it means to us, as small humans.

I don't want to oversell the film, but, it's frickin brilliant in every way that matters.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2019 10:35 PM (l9m7l)

156 Rep Nadler walks into a Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Nadler :"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Jerry Nadler, a Democrat in Congress.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and all those requirements of the legislation,  etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Nadler: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Nadler, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Nadler: "Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this check."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter  and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check."

"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot  we cashed his check. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Nadler stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a  single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Nadler?"

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2019 10:35 PM (axyOa)

157 Cierra know anything about cowboy poetry?
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at December 08, 2019 10:33 PM (XVuno)
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I dunno about that broad, but do you consider "The Song of the Cow" to be so-called "cowboy poetry?"

Asking for myself.

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at December 08, 2019 10:35 PM (rCIE4)

158 I'm not sure when I'd last eaten a spud... Maybe Thanksgiving???

I'll survive...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 10:35 PM (7WaWV)

159 She has excommunicated herself.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)
* * * *

Thanks for the info Tonypete. Not sure if Pelosi attends Mass but if so, I hope the priest denies her Communion.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 08, 2019 10:36 PM (fNFgo)

160 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (WI7YS)

She doesn't suffer from depression, she suffers from stupidity and/or lack of maturity.

Engaged in sexual activities while a camera is being used and you think the photos won't be seen? Stupid

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

161 150 NaCly, Ladyl, Jewell45, sounds like the band is getting together again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)


Yes! Don't want to have to wait for next October!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

162 She doesn't suffer from depression, she suffers from stupidity and/or lack of maturity.


Or fake "mental illness" works to make her Victim of the Week.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:38 PM (1vWDB)

163 Engaged in sexual activities while a camera is being used and you think the photos won't be seen? Stupid

This is a problem?

No way!

Posted by: Millenial Women! at December 08, 2019 10:38 PM (I2/tG)

164 150 NaCly, Ladyl, Jewell45, sounds like the band is getting together again!

YAY!! Wait.. we are?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

165 125
Ladyl, things are well with me, had a most delightful day with DaughterH today.
I hope things are going well for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)

166
The Chinese Patriotic Catholic Church is Pelosi's idea of how religion should be in the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (7rVsF)

167 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for being you. I am thinking of a free will offering for your church. It's not much, but I do believe I have the right address for it. Or would you like it sent somewhere else?

It is a tangible way to thank you for the joy you have given me by your good works in the grey box.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

168 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G

Well, I don't know if she suffers from it or not. I was trying to make a distinction between having depression and being upset as the result of some stupid things she did. I didn't phrase it very well . I think she's more than bit of a narcissist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (WI7YS)

169

A while back there was a shortage of eggs. Not so much now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (aKsyK)

170 Well crap.. would love to hang around some more but gotta go to work tomorrow. Stay safe morons.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

171 Engaged in sexual activities while a camera is being used and you think the photos won't be seen? Stupid
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
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Very. Yet, is almost normal and default behavior among the 20s-30s crowd. It happens a LOT and then people are always shocked when they leak out.

"Revenge Porn" sites are a prime but by no means only example.

Extremely stupid. I don't get it. It might be nice to have picture of your hot young girlfriend on your phone, but I can't fathom why the women do it. On the flip side, it might be good for the 'ole ego to make sure your hot your girlfriend has a picture of your fabulous junk on her phone, but this, too, is extremely stupid.

If you're gonna do it, use polaroids. Not foolproof by any means, but the other person at least has to put in an effort to publish it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:40 PM (rCIE4)

172 Engaged in sexual activities while a camera is being used and you think the photos won't be seen? Stupid
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

Damn! Whoda ever thunk it?

Posted by: zombie Linda Lovelace at December 08, 2019 10:40 PM (/sgva)

173 YAY!! Wait.. we are?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

Not sure TX is ready for that, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

174 Sleep well Jewells45!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 10:40 PM (Y4EXg)

175 G'night, Jewells!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:41 PM (rCIE4)

176 Diogenes

Very good joke. Maybe too real.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

177 A while back there was a shortage of eggs. Not so much now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (aKsyK)

It was getting worrisome, so we made a bunch more hens.

Posted by: The Eggzecutives at December 08, 2019 10:42 PM (/sgva)

178 It was getting worrisome, so we made a bunch more hens.
Posted by: The Eggzecutives at December 08, 2019 10:42 PM (/sgva)
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Excellent. Full points.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:43 PM (rCIE4)

179 Is it true Maxim signed Greta Thunberg to do a spread January 2021. Climate can be kinky!

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 08, 2019 10:43 PM (Fxgkp)

180 Very. Yet, is almost normal and default behavior among the 20s-30s crowd. It happens a LOT and then people are always shocked when they leak out.

Best advice I've heard is that if you make a sex tape, make sure you have Disney music playing in the background.

That way, if the tape gets uploaded to a porn site, the Disney Corporation will insist that it be taken down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:43 PM (I2/tG)

181 The Chinese Patriotic Catholic Church is Pelosi's idea of how religion should be in the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (7rVsF)

Is that the current spin off of the Long March Chinese Catholic Church?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:43 PM (BiNEL)

182 Wait. Eggs aren't a problem. Just use blood. The food thread said so just today.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 08, 2019 10:43 PM (Tt761)

183 Give Ireland back to the Irish.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at December 08, 2019 10:43 PM (EgshT)

184 Best advice I've heard is that if you make a sex tape, make sure you have Disney music playing in the background.

That way, if the tape gets uploaded to a porn site, the Disney Corporation will insist that it be taken down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:43 PM (I2/tG)
+++++++++++++
*snort*

Except that I suspect that most of our elites would find the idea of banging with Disney stuff on ... erotic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:44 PM (rCIE4)

185 Ms Hum

In Hill's NYT essay/article, she stopped JUST short of comparing herself to Christ suffering on the cross.

It brought "tackiness" to a new zenith! It will be a helluva challenge to surpass it. Tacky; tawdry; whiny; self-pitying-- I think that covers it.

Posted by: mnw at December 08, 2019 10:44 PM (Cssks)

186 Ladyl, things are well with me, had a most delightful day with DaughterH today.
I hope things are going well for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)


I'm so glad you had a great day with your daughter!

I got the tree up today. Putting up a tree by myself is hard emotionally. I considered asking my "block husband" to help, but he was out toiling in his yard. But we went out to dinner and had a great time, so not a terrible day entirely.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

187 It brought "tackiness" to a new zenith! It will be a helluva challenge to surpass it. Tacky; tawdry; whiny; self-pitying-- I think that covers it.
Posted by: mnw at December 08, 2019 10:44 PM (Cssks)
++++++++++++
Tackiness' zenith is class's nadir.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:44 PM (rCIE4)

188

Twitter Bans Fox News Host Pete Hegseth For Sharing Manifesto Of The Saudi Terrorist Who Attacked The FL Military Base

Twitter let mainstream orgs share content that featured the manifestos of the New Zealand & El Paso terrorists to smear Trump

https://tinyurl.com/rn7rltg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:45 PM (aKsyK)

189
Not that I have a lot of love for Verizon, Comcast, etc. but Sanders wants the government to wet its beak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 10:45 PM (7rVsF)

190 Yes! Don't want to have to wait for next October!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

We could go on tour!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)

191 Not that I have a lot of love for Verizon, Comcast, etc. but Sanders wants the government to wet its beak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 10:45 PM (7rVsF)
+++++++++++++
If only. He want's government to to put its boot on the neck and snuff out wrongthink. It doesn't matter if the beak is soaked or bone dry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:45 PM (rCIE4)

192 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

Wow; I'm so very touched you are thinking of us, We can certainly use it. I am trying to figure out how to get a cell phone line so that I can have a daily devotional people and can make phone prayer requests and have a banner announcing that but even a burner line (or whatever it's called costs money. You know my real name, so you probably do know the address of my church. We have a new box number P..O box 2034, EM N.J.
I hope I am not violating any internet rules by sharing that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:46 PM (WI7YS)

193 It is my sincere wish that this ONT lives up to the Grandeur which was the Gun Thread, immediately preceding.

*capsizes canoe. plays taps on bazoo*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 10:46 PM (QzJWU)

194 Give Ireland back to the Irish.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at December 08, 2019 10:43 PM



I think Ireland has suffered enough already...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 10:46 PM (7WaWV)

195 190 Yes! Don't want to have to wait for next October!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

We could go on tour!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)

I'm in!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

196 i had breakfast with satan,it was popcorn balls.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2019 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

197 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/qwkld5y

https://tinyurl.com/qktcbrp

https://tinyurl.com/rfeah5u

https://tinyurl.com/rzo2ecl

https://tinyurl.com/rlkzmcu

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2019 10:47 PM (qAR6u)

198 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:46 PM (WI7YS)
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Fen, I can probably help you with a phone if you'd like. You can contact me through my blog (linked) if you'd like to discuss it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:47 PM (rCIE4)

199 Well DAME Emma could be right. If climate hysteria leads to global socialism with empty stores and everyone practicing the Venezuelan diet plan the FNM was touting a couple years ago pets and zoo animals will be at risk from hungry mobs.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2019 10:48 PM (n4y+3)

200 It is my sincere wish that this ONT lives up to the Grandeur which was the Gun Thread, immediately preceding.

Perhaps if Mis Hum showed us pictures of his converted CONEX?

Posted by: Panhandler at December 08, 2019 10:48 PM (S/rwf)

201 Well DAME Emma could be right. If climate hysteria leads to global socialism with empty stores and everyone practicing the Venezuelan diet plan the FNM was touting a couple years ago pets and zoo animals will be at risk from hungry mobs.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2019 10:48 PM (n4y+3)
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First the pets, then dirt, then each other.

It's the socialist way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:48 PM (rCIE4)

202 Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

Yes, that is a stressful event, yet calming in a way I would think. I'm glad that the day ended Reasonably well for you.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

203 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:46 PM (WI7YS)

Ito my knowlege no foul committed with that FS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:48 PM (aA3+G)

204 > that her exact same rhetoric has been used by climate/enviro wackos since before I was born.

Right. Who among us 29-year-olds doesn't remember when we got killed by DDT, the "Population Bomb", the coming ice age, acid rain, nuclear winter, the ozone hole, and aluminum pop tops?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:49 PM (Juxur)

205 Good night, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

206 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/s7vvahq

https://tinyurl.com/uv9cpya

https://tinyurl.com/v8h4r2t

https://tinyurl.com/tmaoods

https://tinyurl.com/rs336ro

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2019 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

207 Right. Who among us 29-year-olds doesn't remember when we got killed by DDT, the "Population Bomb", the coming ice age, acid rain, nuclear winter, the ozone hole, and aluminum pop tops?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:49 PM (Juxur)
++++++++++++
I am pretty sure none of us lived through all of it.

We're all Buzzion now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:50 PM (rCIE4)

208

Eyewitness News has learned that thousands of truckers for Indy based Celadon are about to lose their jobs.

An employee tells Eyewitness News that the company plans to file for bankruptcy and by Monday morning, more than 3,000 drivers will be out of a job.

Employees also fear that drivers will be stranded across the U.S. because company gas cards have been shut off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:50 PM (aKsyK)

209 Employees also fear that drivers will be stranded across the U.S. because company gas cards have been shut off.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:50 PM (aKsyK)
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No bueno. If they go under, I hope they sell the office furniture to prevent that outcome. That'll be a nightmare.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:51 PM (rCIE4)

210 > Not foolproof by any means, but the other person at least has to put in an effort to publish [a Polaroid].
No longer true, to the extent it ever was.

1) Point smartphone at Polaroid.
2) Click.
3) Click "share".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:51 PM (Juxur)

211 Not that I have a lot of love for Verizon, Comcast, etc. but Sanders wants the government to wet its beak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 10:45 PM (7rVsF)
+++++++++++++
If only. He want's government to to put its boot on the neck and snuff out wrongthink. It doesn't matter if the beak is soaked or bone dry.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:45 PM (rCIE4)

Government is just the name of what our "betters" do to "us"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:51 PM (BiNEL)

212
Right. Who among us 29-year-olds doesn't remember when we got killed by DDT, the "Population Bomb", the coming ice age, acid rain, nuclear winter, the ozone hole, and aluminum pop tops?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:49 PM (Juxur)


Not to mention Alar, cyclamates and Saturday Night Specials!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 10:52 PM (7rVsF)

213 Posted by: Panhandler at December 08, 2019 10:48 PM (S/rwf)

My shop is similar 16x10
Unfortunately no running water
Insulated, heated, etc

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

214 207 Right. Who among us 29-year-olds doesn't remember when we got killed by DDT, the "Population Bomb", the coming ice age, acid rain, nuclear winter, the ozone hole, and aluminum pop tops?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:49 PM (Juxur)


Paul Ehrlich wasn't exactly a prophet, was he?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

215 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:47 PM (rCIE4)

Thanks, Joe. I will do that. I am the farthest from technologically saavy as anyone can be except for people in the 90's who have no cell phone and don't use the internet.

In our local paper I read about a Church where you can text some number to get the time for their Christmas Eve Service, I have no ide how one does that. I probably should have been a pastor in the 1950's if they had been ordaining women then-and no brothers and sisters I am not going to get into the ordination of women. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:52 PM (WI7YS)

216 Have a great night Jewells45!

And it's time for me to start my work preps with some shuteye.

Have a wonderful night, everyone. Maybe dream of the CoBs dental plan, or that hike uphill with a full backpack, climbing rope, a cooler full of libations, and cheerleading soubrettes like in the play Little Mary Sunshine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:52 PM (u82oZ)

217 Employees also fear that drivers will be stranded across the U.S. because company gas cards have been shut off.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
---

I've heard of other outfits stranding drivers before like this but what becomes of the trackers and trailers? Could a driver abandon his trailer - letting the dispatcher know of course and then drive towards home until the big "E" shows in his fuel gauge?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)

218 1) Point smartphone at Polaroid.
2) Click.
3) Click "share".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:51 PM (Juxur)
++++++++++++
Yup, for sure. The right answer is "don't do it." It does at least add a few more steps to the process.

I should make a Polaroid clone that has a small pouch of acid in it that will randomly burst open like 30-120 minutes after it's taken.

Kinda like a low-tech Snapchat, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (rCIE4)

219 Good night, all. Thanks to MisHum for an awesome ONT. And yes, damn it, if you have not seen "A Ghost Story" please see it. It's the best movie I've seen in at least ten years.

Love you all, love all of you...peace and good thoughts.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

220
Government is just the name of what our "betters" do to "us"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


I thought "government" was just another way to say "the things we do together?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (aKsyK)

221
Yes, that is a stressful event, yet calming in a way I would think. I'm glad that the day ended Reasonably well for you.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)


Thanks, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

222 Not to mention Alar, cyclamates and Saturday Night Specials!

Both you guys forgot "Duck and Cover".

Posted by: Panhandler at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (S/rwf)

223 An employee tells Eyewitness News that the company plans to file for bankruptcy and by Monday morning, more than 3,000 drivers will be out of a job.

Expect the mainstream media to have orgasms over this.

"The Trump Recession! It's coming! It's coming!"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (I2/tG)

224 I've got the Flit you get the Gulf Spray and we'll kill 'em all.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2019 10:54 PM (bETih)

225
Love you all, love all of you...peace and good thoughts.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (l9m7l)


Same to you, BC. Good night.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

226 Right. Who among us 29-year-olds doesn't remember when we got killed by DDT, the "Population Bomb", the coming ice age, acid rain, nuclear winter, the ozone hole, and aluminum pop tops?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-----

All of that was because we stopped pollution in its tracks, "Use plastic, save a tree!"

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 08, 2019 10:54 PM (RQPzA)

227 In our local paper I read about a Church where you can text some number to get the time for their Christmas Eve Service, I have no ide how one does that. I probably should have been a pastor in the 1950's if they had been ordaining women then-and no brothers and sisters I am not going to get into the ordination of women. .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:52 PM (WI7YS)
++++++++++++++
I probably can't help there. I hypothetically know how it works, though, and will do some research. You don't really need a phone for that kind of think, I don't think - that kind of system is usually based on a computer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:54 PM (rCIE4)

228 > I am pretty sure none of us lived through all of it.

Me, personally, I went under in an avalanche of aluminum pop tops.
Remember when the enviroscolds were scolding us about those things, telling us that they'd be around for forty million jillion bazillion years, and that Our Sweet Mother Gaia would soon be covered with them FIFTY FEET DEEP?

When's the last time you saw one?
Don't get me wrong here, I think the current design where the tab stays with the can is better (because if nothing else, stepping on those suckers barefoot could sever an artery). It just turned out to not be QUITE the apocalyptic disaster that the commies were claiming it was going to be.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:54 PM (Juxur)

229
. Maybe dream of the CoBs dental plan

If you like your dentist, you can keep your dentist. As long as they're British or Russian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 10:54 PM (7rVsF)

230 Adorable baby and its reaction to getting its hearing aide turned on in the morning:

https://tinyurl.com/yx2457el

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:55 PM (WI7YS)

231 Kinda like a low-tech Snapchat, I guess.

Well, that is the point of Snapchat - that you can send feelthy pictures, which then quickly erase themselves (allegedly).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

232
Have a wonderful night, everyone. Maybe dream of the CoBs dental plan, or that hike uphill with a full backpack, climbing rope, a cooler full of libations, and cheerleading soubrettes like in the play Little Mary Sunshine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2019 10:52 PM (u82oZ)


Good night, Salty Dog!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

233 Employees also fear that drivers will be stranded across the U.S. because company gas cards have been shut off.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:50 PM (aKsyK)

What about the loads those drivers are hauling?

Posted by: The Eggzecutives at December 08, 2019 10:56 PM (/sgva)

234 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:50 PM (aKsyK)

The corner office management bastards would (and will) sell out every other company employee as they loot the company down to staling the few remaining K-cups in the lunchroom, just before declaring bankruptcy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)

235 Me, personally, I went under in an avalanche of aluminum pop tops.
Remember when the enviroscolds were scolding us about those things, telling us that they'd be around for forty million jillion bazillion years, and that Our Sweet Mother Gaia would soon be covered with them FIFTY FEET DEEP?

When's the last time you saw one?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:54 PM (Juxur)
+++++++++++++
I have to shovel 'em out of the way every morning. I tried just driving through them once like they were snow and it didn't end well. Hell on the tires.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:56 PM (rCIE4)

236 Well, that is the point of Snapchat - that you can send feelthy pictures, which then quickly erase themselves (allegedly).
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)
+++++++++++
Yeah, I'll believe that when my shit turns orange and tastes like rainbow sherbet.

The fact that anyone trusts a social media outfit is baffling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:57 PM (rCIE4)

237 > Paul Ehrlich wasn't exactly a prophet, was he?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon%E2%80%93Ehrlich_wager
The Paul Ehrlich mutual fund: would not recommend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 10:57 PM (Juxur)

238 It's well known that celebrities like John Travolta and Harrison Ford fly planes.

Did you know that Clint Eastwood operated a 707 once?

youtube.com/watch?v=LzbCBfi5-Bw

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2019 10:57 PM (qAR6u)

239 I should make a Polaroid clone that has a small pouch of acid in it that will randomly burst open like 30-120 minutes after it's taken.

Kinda like a low-tech Snapchat, I guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Good luck, Jim

*this comment will self-destruct in 5 seconds...*

Posted by: Miklos Impossible at December 08, 2019 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

240 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)


Don't forget the packets of Sweet N Low
Posted by: 14th Executive VP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

241 Love you all, love all of you...peace and good thoughts.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

Good thoughts back at you, BeckChas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:58 PM (BiNEL)

242 Ironic that the Left will kill us long before Global Warming ever does.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2019 10:58 PM (uEbPt)

243 Good luck, Jim

*this comment will self-destruct in 5 seconds...*
Posted by: Miklos Impossible at December 08, 2019 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
+++++++++++
I'd say that is impossible, but with Pixy you can never really be sure...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:58 PM (rCIE4)

244
Nothing runs out faster than a renewable resource.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 10:59 PM (7rVsF)

245 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

AND, the plastic straws.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 10:59 PM (BiNEL)

246 Yeah, I'll believe that when my shit turns orange and tastes like rainbow sherbet.

Well, you can just screenshot it while the feelthy picture is on the screen. There are other workarounds, apparently.

However, its a way of convincing credulous teens that they can send feelthy pictures to each other without consequence.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:59 PM (I2/tG)

247 I've heard of other outfits stranding drivers before like this but what becomes of the trackers and trailers? Could a driver abandon his trailer - letting the dispatcher know of course and then drive towards home until the big "E" shows in his fuel gauge?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)

If I were a driver in those circumstances, I'd see a lawyer about putting lien on the tractor and trailer, and the cargo, for the amount of wages due, and any out-of-pocket for fuel, etc.

Or else just start selling tires off the rig..

Posted by: The Eggzecutives at December 08, 2019 10:59 PM (/sgva)

248 Another thing about Hill:

The ONLY alleged ethics violation against her was having had sex with a member of her staff, which is expressly forbidden. The rest of it? She could have had a megathrouple with the entire Belgian Congo Marine Corps, & the House ethics committee wouldn't have cared.

If she was not good for the charge of having had sex with a staffer, then she should've contested the unfounded ethics violation allegation! Instead... she resigned. Draw your own conclusion as to her guilt or innocence, based on that

Posted by: mnw at December 08, 2019 10:59 PM (Cssks)

249 ..I am looking at AR options.
Bravo Company is impressing me.


Palmetto State Armory is still in the running.


I have also got an option for a discounted stock Bushmaster locally.

Any advice or experience?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 10:10 PM (1vWDB)



Bravo Company produces straight-up .Mil-Spec parts and builds. Materials meet spec in all respects. Quality Control meets spec in all respects. Tolerances meet spec in all respects.

Avoid Bushmaster like the plague. Ownership changes leave you not knowing the era-of-build without deep research, and yes, they had some bad years in there.

Best QUALITY entry-llevel ARs these days, by reputation, are the S&W M&P 15 series, and Ruger SR series.

Palmetto's reputation is steadily improving, but I don't know that they're up to the Big Game in stature as yet.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

250 I posted this Christian devotional earlier, but I thought I'd post it again in case anyone has an interest because I think it's good one, "Freedom From Fear:

https://tinyurl.com/yx5mbcq9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:00 PM (WI7YS)

251 Off, ovoid sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2019 11:01 PM (/sgva)

252 However, its a way of convincing credulous teens that they can send feelthy pictures to each other without consequence.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
++++++++++
Kids these days are supposed to be fairly tech-savvy. Reckless, but savvy.

Facebook came out when I was in college - the early days, when you had to be in an approved shortlist of colleges to sign up.

I signed up (it quickly became the only way to find out about parties). One of my friends asked me why I didn't have my address, phone number, picture, etc. on my profile.

I told him that I would never publish personal information in a public venue. I wouldn't put my ugly mug, address and phone number up on a billboard, so why the hell would I publish it online?

He looked at me like I had two heads. I didn't get it then, and I don't get it now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 11:02 PM (rCIE4)

253
The corner office management bastards would (and will) sell out every other company employee as they loot the company down to staling the few remaining K-cups in the lunchroom, just before declaring bankruptcy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Another success story!

Posted by: MBA Consultants at December 08, 2019 11:02 PM (7rVsF)

254 I thought "government" was just another way to say "the things we do together?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (aKsyK)

So, you're one of the guys that voted for Obama twice?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 11:02 PM (BiNEL)

255 > Adorable baby and its reaction to getting its hearing aide turned on in the morning:

Super cute.
I'm not going to click through for the comments, 'cause I'm about 90% sure there's going to be some idiot "deaf activists" going off about how being deaf is totally natural and fixing hearing defects is equivalent to "genocide of the deaf community".
Fuck that noise.

When and if we manage to get bionic eyes and ears with zoom, infrared, ultraviolet, ultrasonic, all that cool stuff, I'm gonna be right there in line to sign up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 11:02 PM (Juxur)

256 One of my friends at FB posted some pics of Lucille Ball from the 1940s.

It's interesting to see pics of Lucy from that time, as well as the 1930s. The studios kept trying to market her as a femme fatale, and her breakthrough came when she played a NYC housewife.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

257 The corner office management bastards would (and will) sell out every other company employee as they loot the company down to staling the few remaining K-cups in the lunchroom, just before declaring bankruptcy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

One of the things I miss about working in an office is the supply closet. All the pens, Post-its and highlighters my heart desired.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 11:04 PM (NWiLs)

258
With my luck when I get a hearing aid that works it will be pitched a quarter tone off.

Posted by: MBA Consultants at December 08, 2019 11:05 PM (7rVsF)

259 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 11:02 PM (Juxur)

I have a bionic knee & it sucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

260 Great picture at the top, Mis Hum. You always pick the nicest photos.

And here are some more lovely pictures from earthporn, (Stupid name; Lovely photos)

https://earthporn.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:05 PM (WI7YS)

261
Bloodsucker sock off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 11:05 PM (7rVsF)

262 I thought "government" was just another way to say "the things we do together?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (aKsyK)

Government is just another way to say "the things we do together" to people who "get it done to them together"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2019 11:05 PM (qAR6u)

263 qdp

She was a nightclub showgirl before anything else-- fans & feathers. a la Las Vegas.

Posted by: mnw at December 08, 2019 11:06 PM (Cssks)

264 > I have a bionic knee it sucks

Worse than not having a working knee at all?

I know a bunch of people who've had knee replacements. Most of them are very happy. Same with the people who've had lens implants to fix cataracts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 11:07 PM (Juxur)

265 lucille ball was a card carrying commie. not funny or even the least bit redeeming,

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2019 11:07 PM (KP5rU)

266 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:05 PM (WI7YS)

Thanks for both items FS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

267 Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

You're welcome!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)

268 One of the things I miss about working in an office is the supply closet. All the pens, Post-its and highlighters my heart desired.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 11:04 PM



So... You've got an office-supply fetish, too?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 11:08 PM (7WaWV)

269 mnw, yup. Weird to see her like that today.

It's kind of like finding a pic of your mother before you came into the picture, when she was very young and wearing a bikini. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

270

COZI TV is advertising that they are bringing back old Roseanne episodes. I thought she was persona non grata?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 11:08 PM (aKsyK)

271 If she was not good for the charge of having had sex with a staffer, then she should've contested the unfounded ethics violation allegation! Instead... she resigned. Draw your own conclusion as to her guilt or innocence, based on that
Posted by: mnw at December 08, 2019 10:59 PM (Cssks)

Um, the women she was pictured brushing the hair of was a staffer, kind of hard to deny. She has denied having the affair with a male staffer.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 08, 2019 11:08 PM (Rz2Nc)

272 I have a bionic knee & it sucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

Yeh, but you get that cool sound effect when you start running.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2019 11:09 PM (qAR6u)

273 268 One of the things I miss about working in an office is the supply closet. All the pens, Post-its and highlighters my heart desired.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 11:04 PM


So... You've got an office-supply fetish, too?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 11:08 PM (7WaWV)

Um, maaaaaybe.
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)

274 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 11:07 PM (Juxur)

After 6 years I don't limp as bad
My ROM isn't any better than what it had been
As I type here it's throbbing with a bag of ice


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)

275 So... You've got an office-supply fetish, too?

https://tinyurl.com/vke7b9q

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 11:10 PM (I2/tG)

276 One of the things I miss about working in an office is the supply closet. All the pens, Post-its and highlighters my heart desired.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 11:04 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, I'm gonna work a bit late tonight to finish up some stuff, don't worry, I'll lock up when I leave!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 11:10 PM (BiNEL)

277 So I want to share a nice little story from the church I serve. There's a nice guy there married to our wonderful pianist who is retired and works for free. They don't have any children, But for about 10 years he has been playing Santa Claus for a local church and for the Senior Citizens who bring their grandchildren. I think it's wonderful that he enjoys kids so much that he is willing to do that, and no he is not a perv, and playing Santa is done with many people around him. He gets so much joy from the kids and the sometimes funny things they say. It is an added blessing because he had a dark period of depression lately and came out of it with new medications and was feeling so much better and able to do that, thanks be to God

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:10 PM (WI7YS)

278 Kbdabear is a Great American.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

279 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:10 PM (WI7YS)
++++++++++++
Nice to read. There was a time when people being nice kids didn't need the "no he is not a perv" disclaimer.

Sigh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 11:12 PM (rCIE4)

280
So... You've got an office-supply fetish, too?

Staples are my staples.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2019 11:13 PM (aKsyK)

281 After 6 years I don't limp as bad
My ROM isn't any better than what it had been
As I type here it's throbbing with a bag of ice


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)


I try not to be a fearful person, but I live in fear of blowing out a knee...

What does your doc say about the pain you have in your knee?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

282
Her Majesty's new knee works fine. Her ROM is largely returned. The problem is that all the surrounding muscles and tendons got altered before to accommodate her old knee. In consequence she has to learn to walk right again. She should have had it done years ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 11:14 PM (7rVsF)

283 I have a bionic knee & it sucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

Yeh, but you get that cool sound effect when you start running.
Posted by: kbdabear

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR INSURANCE SALESMAN!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 08, 2019 11:14 PM (ZCiJZ)

284 Lucille Ball came from a lefty family. She was never active in lefty politics. If she had any controversial political views, she kept them to herself... & made a zillion dollars investing in real estate.

On another topic, ir was said, "On the 'I Love Lucy' show, Ricky Ricardo played a Cuban band leader married to Lucille Ball.. and he was not convincing."

Posted by: mnw at December 08, 2019 11:14 PM (Cssks)

285 "we try to be pretty honest people. I mean we're journalists."


BWAHAHA HAHA HAHA!!!
Now THAT is some funny!

Posted by: GWB at December 08, 2019 11:15 PM (7hcwx)

286 I am not going to get into the ordination of women. .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 10:52 PM (WI7YS)


Good, because I thought there was no math on this blog. Even math with charts.


(statistical analysis joke. Haha. It is called a pun.)
(Based on a term for correlating data from multiple data sets)

(I should stick with linguistics I suppose)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2019 11:15 PM (1glZx)

287 After 6 years I don't limp as bad
My ROM isn't any better than what it had been
As I type here it's throbbing with a bag of ice


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)

I'm not certain how it would work with any replacement, but 100% peppermint essential oil works wonders on sore real joints. Gives me instant relief.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 08, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

288 COZI TV is advertising that they are bringing back old Roseanne episodes. I thought she was persona non grata?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Roseanne reruns (the original series) have been on Pluto (ROKU Channel) for a long time.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 08, 2019 11:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2019 11:17 PM (NYIfp)

290 In consequence she has to learn to walk right again. She should have had it done years ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2019 11:14 PM (7rVsF)

Adaptive muscle memory - your body adapts to keep you as functional as possible, and what took years to learn is not unlearned in a day or two!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 11:17 PM (BiNEL)

291 Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

It was replaced in December 2013
After several months listening to "Everbody heals differently" I went to a different Dr.
He opened me up again and put in some different parts

2nd Dr. Said he would have used a different brand

The other knee gets worked on Tuesday, I'm afraid this Dr. is just ok

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)

292 The article doesn't say whether the prison guards (QOTD #2) doing the search were male or female.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 08, 2019 11:18 PM (17+9D)

293 I've a pair of pliers what I liberated from a former employer years ago -- quality steel with very thin jaws for narrow fasteners in tight places -- I use them all. the. time... I've never seen another pair like them, they're irreplaceable!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 11:18 PM (7WaWV)

294 A family court judge in Kentucky has been caught with her legal briefs
down and is facing misconduct charges for allegedly having a threesome
with staff and allowing other employees to be drunk on the job.
___

If this is wrong I don't want to be right.

Posted by: ex-Rep Katie Hill at December 08, 2019 11:18 PM (WdocV)

295 Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX


Thank you!

I should be paying for this level of advice. I will heed it.

But I am still not worthy.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 08, 2019 11:19 PM (1vWDB)

296
Today the 2nd Grade class from the town's Catholic school came and sang Christmas carols.

They did a really great job and it was very touching.

One blessing of working in a historically faith based institution, even though currently owned by Agents of Satan, is things like this.

Kind of bittersweet, knowing those that come after will never know this.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 08, 2019 11:20 PM (w3OLr)

297 The other knee gets worked on Tuesday, I'm afraid this Dr. is just ok
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)


Are you having a knee replacement Tuesday?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

298 ..I'm not certain how it would work with any replacement, but 100% peppermint essential oil works wonders on sore real joints. Gives me instant relief.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 08, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)



( ) Suppository?

( ) Ointment?

( ) Administered Orally?

( ) Intramuscular Injection?

( ) I.V. Injection?

( ) Freebased?

( ) Powdered and Snorted?

( ) GNC or Pusher on the Corner?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 11:21 PM (QzJWU)

299 289
Posted by: redc1c4

Lest we forget the true meaning of pithy.

Posted by: Miklos at December 08, 2019 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

300 Lucille Ball as a naked slave girl in "Roman Scandals" (1933):
https://tinyurl.com/nudelucy
(SFW, she's wearing a long wig)

She was one of the "Goldwyn Girls" at the time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 11:22 PM (Juxur)

301 Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

Scope, I won't bore you with all the terms.
Knee cap isn't tracking properly and thevmri shows some meniscus issues as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

302 For the price of the silly 12oz electric mug, you can get about six Zojirushi mugs that don't leak, don't need recharging, clean easily, hold twice the volume (each), and keep the contents hot for hours. The coffee is actually hotter when you drink it than when you put it in.

I think it's powered by trapped souls or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 11:22 PM (t+qrx)

303 ( ) Vaped

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 08, 2019 11:23 PM (377Zs)

304
I want to share a nice little story from the church I serve.

=======

That's very sweet. I served plates one year at a dinner for families of veterans where parents had submitted requests in advance for gifts their kids wanted. Santa passed out all the gifts and this one particular little girl, such a little beauty and sweetie, was trying to get his attention as he was finally leaving with his now-empty bag but he was mobbed by kids, and she absolutely wilted as he got to the door. I got behind her and rushed her to the door and said "Ask him, ask him your question."

She got to him and said all happy-eyed, "Santa Claus, how did you know I wanted a guitar?"

He leaned down with a smile and said, "Because, I'm *Santa*!"

Her eyes lit up even more and she came back in dazedly happy with her toy guitar and her answer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2019 11:23 PM (13CQC)

305 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 11:21 PM (QzJWU)

LMAO, ointment,r rally just a liquid bottle,put a few drops on and instant relief. Wife had me try it, so um, pusher, lol.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 08, 2019 11:23 PM (Rz2Nc)

306 So I have decided to take Monday's off from the internet which is why I'm posting like a monkey on crack now and I will probably make it on the famous ASHQ wall, so I ask for your indulgence.

Anywho (which is a word that our organist sometimes says) after apaslo kindly filled in for me for several months (thnk you, dear!), I think I'd ready to resume the prayer list, so please send any prayer requests, praise reports or updates to me by Monday evening EST. I am moving up the deadline. And if you see anyone who is requesting prayers please tell them to contact me, or forward it to me at FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com. I can't see all the requests and some people may not want to have it public which I understand but I can' t here all the time even if it seems like a I am so if I nobody tells me and I don't see it it won't be on the list. Please note: I DO NOT give any anyone's personal e-mail info to anyone else.

P.S. I will be removing some items that don't have any date simply because of space concerns

Prayers matters! Keep calm and keep on praying

BTW, today's sign outside the church says "Pray for the healing for our nation." Someone on here came up with that I thought it was a good suggestion.


Goodnight everyone, Remember you are important to someone in the world or more than one someone even you don't think so. You are important to us here at ASHQ,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:24 PM (WI7YS)

307 cope, I won't bore you with all the terms.
Knee cap isn't tracking properly and thevmri shows some meniscus issues as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

I hope it goes perfectly, MisHum. I just sent up a prayer for you.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

308 I am coming to believe that this blog has too much really great content. If I am not careful I can easily spend most of the day here learning useful things gained from experts in multiple fields and laughing a lot.
Having said that, I bid you all good night, I am rather sleep deprived and intend to attempt to rectify that post-haste!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 11:24 PM (BiNEL)

309 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2019 11:23 PM (13CQC)

Beautiful story! Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:25 PM (WI7YS)

310 Good night, Hrothgar!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2019 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

311 Rodrigo, wow! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

312 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 08, 2019 11:24 PM (BiNEL)

Reduction request noted

Goodnight Hrothgar & Conor

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

313 If I am not careful I can easily spend most of the day here learning useful things gained from experts in multiple fields and laughing a lot.

I have a program that locks me out of all my favorite internet sites for four hours every morning, so I can get some work done.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

314 g'night, Fen!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 11:26 PM (rCIE4)

315 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:24 PM (WI7YS)

Goodnight, and God Bless you and yours!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 08, 2019 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

316
Beautiful story! Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

========

There are so many selfless souls, so many people who love to spread joy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2019 11:28 PM (13CQC)

317 Scope, I won't bore you with all the terms.
Knee cap isn't tracking properly and thevmri shows some meniscus issues as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:22 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Prayers up for a successful procedure and outcome!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 08, 2019 11:29 PM (fNFgo)

318 Thanks LadyL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

319 Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

I need that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:31 PM (aA3+G)

320 Remember you are important to someone in the world or more than one someone even you don't think so. You are important to us here at ASHQ,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:24 PM (WI7YS)
* * * *

Thank you! The Horde has heart, and you are here to help guide us. We appreciate it very much!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 08, 2019 11:33 PM (fNFgo)

321 I need that

I don't know if there is a Windows equivalent, but the program is called "Self Control" on the Mac. You define what websites you want to be locked out of, and how long you want to be locked out of them (from 15 minutes to one day). Ace is proudly on my lockout list.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 11:36 PM (I2/tG)

322 One of the sailors killed in the air station terrorist shooting was an unarmed security watch. Why the fuck are secuity watches unarmed????!

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 08, 2019 11:37 PM (0OmEj)

323 One of the sailors killed in the air station terrorist shooting was an unarmed security watch. Why the fuck are secuity watches unarmed????!
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 08, 2019 11:37 PM (0OmEj)
* * * *

Because we have apparently not learned a fucking thing from 9/11 and Fort Hood.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 08, 2019 11:38 PM (fNFgo)

324 Why the fuck are secuity watches unarmed????!

Because we can't trust serving military, apparently.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 11:38 PM (I2/tG)

325 Why the fuck are secuity watches unarmed????!

Because a military base should have to rely on the local sheriff to deal with an armed gunman.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 11:40 PM (I2/tG)

326 SpaceX Dragon Arrives at Space Station with 'Robot Hotel,' Mice and More NASA Gear...





https://preview.tinyurl.com/vgj7hsw

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
........
When are they gonna pull the trigger and put people in there??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2019 11:40 PM (438dO)

327 I can empathise (sympathise?) with Hrothgar and ARC... I can easily see the HQ becoming a lifestyle if I didn't restrain myself!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 11:42 PM (7WaWV)

328 322 I need that

I don't know if there is a Windows equivalent, but the program is called "Self Control" on the Mac. You define what websites you want to be locked out of, and how long you want to be locked out of them (from 15 minutes to one day). Ace is proudly on my lockout list.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 11:36 PM (I2/tG)

The ONTs may never look the same

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2019 11:42 PM (aA3+G)

329 Even little old pathetic me stood quarterdeck watch armed in the late 80s early 90s. I even stood security watches carrying a 12 ga and buckshot. Granted this was aboard ship.

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 08, 2019 11:44 PM (0OmEj)

330 For the last 25 years or so I've been a volunteer usher at the Shakespeare Theatre Company in DC. In all those years Michael Kahn was the artistic director for the theater and he usually directed one or two shows each season. Now I'm sure Michael Kahn is a leftist, but the shows were generally politics-free. Sure, in 25 years there were a few plays where the guest director tried to put a political spin on it, but I rarely felt that I was being hit over the head with leftist politics.

Last year Michael Kahn retired and now there's a new director, Simon Godwin, a Brit, and I'm concerned.

Last night's play was "Peter Pan and Wendy". This was not JM Barrie's "Peter Pan." It's a 're-imagining' by Lauren Gunderson. Now it's been a long time since I've seen the original "Peter Pan", so it's probably true that the play needs some updating when it comes to Tiger Lily and the other Indians, but do we really need a "Peter Pan" where Wendy, Tiger Lily, and Tinkerbell shout out "Girl Power!"? No, we do not. Do we need a "Peter Pan" where Peter promises to return Neverland to Tiger Lily and apologizes for colonialism? No, we do not.

The actress who played Tiger Lily is Native American, but Wendy and Michael Darling and most of the Lost Boys were African American. I don't have a problem with color-blind casting, but if it's important to have a Native American actress for Tiger Lily, shouldn't it also be important to have Caucasian actors for the British characters? If you're going to go with a color-blind cast, then why bother with British accents?

One highlight of the play was that Nana was played by a real dog, a rescue dog that looked like a big golden doodle. Sadly, Nana was only in the first scene.

So I'm concerned.

Posted by: biancaneve at December 08, 2019 11:44 PM (hkMx0)

331 When are they gonna pull the trigger and put people in there??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2019 11:40 PM (438dO)


"I would like to congratulate all of the people in Houston and around the world who contributed to the launch, navigation and capture of Dragon," station commander Luca Parmitano of the European Space Agency said after capturing Dragon with the outpost's robotic arm. "They must know that whenever we welcome a new vehicle on board, we take on board also a little piece of the soul of everyone that contributed to the project. So, welcome on board."

That could make for confusing distress calls if they're asked to "say souls on board".

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 11:45 PM (t+qrx)

332 Even little old pathetic me stood quarterdeck watch armed in the late 80s early 90s. I even stood security watches carrying a 12 ga and buckshot. Granted this was aboard ship.
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 08, 2019 11:44 PM (0OmEj)


We stood armed watches on the ship (and pier), but in any building we had a green book and, if we were lucky, a flashlight. MAs were supposed to be the armed security on the base.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 11:47 PM (t+qrx)

333 So teh shooter had a manifesto?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2019 11:48 PM (1glZx)

334 "Fight for 15"

Is that a pron fetish channel? Cause they're going to get it good and hard...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 08, 2019 11:49 PM (cjLnE)

335 Weapons guard in the Army Reserve (early - mid-eighties) at off-site training -- we were given one magazine with 3 (three) rounds in it, wrapped in duct tape... At least it was something!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 08, 2019 11:49 PM (7WaWV)

336 I just read on FB that Martin Sheen, of all people, is pro-life.

Really???

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

337 That could make for confusing distress calls if they're asked to "say souls on board".

Posted by: hogmartin............
Uh yeah.. someone doesn't know the term "souls on board" has a very specific meaning in aviation!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2019 11:50 PM (438dO)

338 > Do we need a "Peter Pan" where Peter promises to return Neverland to Tiger Lily and apologizes for colonialism? No, we do not.

Oh, for the love of Christ...

Communists destroy everything they touch.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 11:51 PM (Juxur)

339 > I just read on FB that Martin Sheen, of all people, is pro-life.

Presumably he was raised Catholic.
Perhaps some of the teaching actually stuck in his case.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 11:52 PM (Juxur)

340 Do we need a "Peter Pan" where Peter promises to return Neverland to Tiger Lily and apologizes for colonialism? No, we do not.

***

You know as a basic point if liberals believe that North America should be "given back" to the natives nothing is stopping them from selling their houses and moving to Europe.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2019 11:53 PM (WdocV)

341 Except that I suspect that most of our elites would find the idea of banging with Disney stuff on ... erotic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2019 10:44 PM (rCIE4)

---------

Song of the South had some wonderful accompaniment for conventional sex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 11:54 PM (XVuno)

342 Song of the South had some wonderful accompaniment for conventional sex.
Posted by: Cicero

Say Zippity-do-da

SAY IT

Posted by: Miklos, interpreting at December 08, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

343 Song of the South had some wonderful accompaniment for conventional sex.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 11:54 PM (XVuno)

Zippidy hoo-hah?

(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2019 11:56 PM (/sgva)

344 I don't have a problem with color-blind casting, but if it's important to have a Native American actress for Tiger Lily, shouldn't it also be important to have Caucasian actors for the British characters? If you're going to go with a color-blind cast, then why bother with British accents?

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I rate this production, "gimme my money back"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 11:57 PM (XVuno)

345 Hope exists only to be crushed. It is stupid, futile and foolish.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 11:57 PM (NWiLs)

346 346 Hope exists only to be crushed. It is stupid, futile and foolish.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 11:57 PM (NWiLs)

---------

If only Emma Lazarus had been so realistic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 11:58 PM (XVuno)

347 Now that I think about it, "I Wanna Be Like You" from the Jungle Book would make a pretty good bangin' rhythm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDzlhW3XTM

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2019 11:59 PM (Juxur)

348 I had never heard of Lily Singh until I saw that Drew Gooden
YooTube piece from the sidebar. I've followed him for about a year now. If any of you watched the video and liked his style, watch his "Weirdest Christmas Movie Ever" and his parody of the Kim Possible movie, maybe called " Ruining My Childhood." Both pretty funny. He does remind me of John Mulaney.

Posted by: Gem at December 08, 2019 11:59 PM (65i3Q)

349 > I rate this production, "gimme my money back"
Indeed. And when attendance is way, way down next season, they'll no doubt blame it on "racism".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 12:01 AM (Juxur)

350 Do we need a "Peter Pan" where Peter promises to return Neverland to Tiger Lily and apologizes for colonialism? No, we do not.

I went to the Oregon Symphony last night. Before the Prokofiev symphony that everyone had actually come for, they had a second-rate balladeer (who is the Oregon Symphony's "creative artist in residence" or something) sing a bunch of left-wing songs, with orchestral accompaniment.

One of the songs was about how black people still have to worry about being lynched by white people in Mississippi; and another song was about his Jewish grandmother fleeing Nazi Germany, and having problems getting into the United States.

He, of course, said that American resistance to Jews emigrating to the United States in 1939 was just the same thing as American resistance to "asylees" emigrating to the United States today. Because a Salvadorian emigrating to the United States for economic reasons, and claiming to be oppressed in El Salvador, is just like a Jew fleeing Nazi Germany. Way to minimize the Holocaust, jerk.

You're right - this sort of Left-wing agitprop in cultural settings is becoming all-pervasive.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

351 I remember in USAEUR in the 60's pulling guard duty locked and loaded.

You were allowed a PDW, all that was necessary was to register it with HQ.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 09, 2019 12:06 AM (KATBx)

352 He, of course, said that American resistance to Jews emigrating to the United States in 1939 was just the same thing as American resistance to "asylees" emigrating to the United States today. Because a Salvadorian emigrating to the United States for economic reasons, and claiming to be oppressed in El Salvador, is just like a Jew fleeing Nazi Germany. Way to minimize the Holocaust, jerk.

You're right - this sort of Left-wing agitprop in cultural settings is becoming all-pervasive.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

The people running State in 1939 were Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 12:06 AM (EJbIh)

353 118

Do you still have the Ace keychains?

I need at least one.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 08, 2019 10:29 PM

Heh!, beat you to the last one she mentioned last week or so, got my Ducati key hanging off of it! Pretty sure she will come up with some more.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at December 09, 2019 12:07 AM (IC7R4)

354 Note for Moronhorde.com users:
The hosting provider decided to cut off access to systems a day early. Since the notice was rather short and tonight was the first free time I've had to do anything since Friday, I couldn't grab all the files I needed. User accounts were preserved, mail was not. Ultimately my fault, no matter where I try to deflect blame.

I've got a new box up and running, and have already restored accounts. I've only tested with passwords I know, but everything I've tried has worked so far.
I'm hoping to be back to fully operational tomorrow. It may take longer to get cleared off spam blacklists, again.

By way of compensation for me losing your mail twice in one year, I've already refunded every cent I've been paid to do this. If only my vendors would do the same.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 12:07 AM (xkSJa)

355 >I rate this production, "gimme my money back"

Well I didn't have to pay for a ticket since I was ushering, but the attendance was really light, about half the seats were empty. It was still a preview night, so that might explain the light attendance.

Posted by: biancaneve at December 09, 2019 12:08 AM (hkMx0)

356 I rate this production, "gimme my money back"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2019 11:57 PM (XVuno)

I think we're well past the point where any play or musical must be #woke, so if you go to any theater production you're paying for a live political lecture that happens to have a song and dance number.

Sarasota is loaded with live theater productions but I haven't and won't go to see any because I can get my "white people suck" lectures for free.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 12:08 AM (qAR6u)

357
"Fight for 15"

Is that a pron fetish channel? Cause they're going to get it good and hard...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


Moms Demand Action

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 12:10 AM (aKsyK)

358 G'evening, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 12:10 AM (tT0V4)

359 One of the theaters in Sarasota is performing The Sound of Music.

I'm assuming in this production that the Von Trapp family is a diversity rainbow who for some reason are stuck in 1939 Austria. Of course the Nazis will have MAGA hats

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 12:11 AM (qAR6u)

360 Hey Horde, I hope that you all had a nice weekend. I am waiting for the spirit of Christmas to lighten my outlook on life!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2019 12:12 AM (a4EWo)

361 Probably old news here, but I've found a new news aggregator site for those amongst us looking for replacements to Drudge: The Bongino Report (bonginoreport.com)...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 09, 2019 12:14 AM (7WaWV)

362 The people running State in 1939 were Democrats.

The Oregon Symphony invariably plays the "new music" (frequently, to meet their diversity quotas for composers) before intermission, and the real symphonic music after intermission. I guess they're worried that people would simply walk out at intermission if they played the real music first.

I've wondered if anyone is starting to show up at intermission, to avoid the diversity music, but they started with a short Beethoven piece first last night to defeat that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 12:15 AM (I2/tG)

363 To Mikeyg in re your next gun purchase -

Have you considered an 80% lower? Cost is somewhere between $80 and $120 for the lower which you complete with a drill press or router; they come in aluminum or polymer. Once you complete the lower, you add the fire control group, a stock, and an upper to complete it. You'll learn a lot about how your gun works, can customize each component to your liking, and upgrade each component later as interest and budget permit.

Also, no waiting period or background check, if that matters...

Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 09, 2019 12:18 AM (kOoUw)

364 ..Hey Horde, I hope that you all had a nice weekend. I am waiting for the spirit of Christmas to lighten my outlook on life!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2019 12:12 AM (a4EWo)



*Pours Debbie a 24 oz. tumbler of cold Egg Nog from the fridge.*

..'bout six fluid ounces of that iz Bourbon, by the way.


Bingle Jells! *hic!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2019 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

365 ..'bout six fluid ounces of that iz Bourbon, by the way.


Bingle Jells! *hic!*



Jim

Sillabub.

Don't know if that made it's way that far south and west.

Posted by: Miklos, either Bourbon or Mogen David in the sillabub at December 09, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

366 317 Those of you who agree with PJW and me that diversity is NOT a strength may find the following websites useful:

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at December 08, 2019 11:28 PM (mk9aG


Uh, if I recall correctly, at least one of those sites is white supremacist. I wandered onto it by accident one day and was struck by a certain, uh, supremacy.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 12:29 AM (87gB3)

367 55 This is a crazy comparison.
Bravo is great/milspec, like Spikes
PSA is the cheapest you can get, like Delton
If you are struggling choosing between those two you haven't thought enough about what your priorities are

Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 12:31 AM (9TR2V)

368 BTW, today's sign outside the church says "Pray for the healing for our nation." Someone on here came up with that I thought it was a good suggestion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2019 11:24 PM (WI7YS)

^THIS^
A little fasting wouldn't hurt, either.
"Fast and pray for the USA"

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 12:33 AM (87gB3)

369 Hey Horde, I hope that you all had a nice weekend. I am waiting for the spirit of Christmas to lighten my outlook on life!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
...............
*sprinkles Christmas fairy dust on Debby*
cue the harp strumming...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2019 12:38 AM (438dO)

370 I've wondered if anyone is starting to show up at
intermission, to avoid the diversity music, but they started with a
short Beethoven piece first last night to defeat that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 12:15 AM (I2/tG)


I think it is referred to as "walking music" They put it at the beginning and very end so people can still walk in and leave early. If the planners are trying to avoid people coming in late, they must be getting pissed that it is being ignored.

At some point people stop going or just natter over it, I suppose.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 12:41 AM (1glZx)

371 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2019 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

372 May I share a story from Bitter Clinger's Tales of Stupidity?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 12:43 AM (6VvF+)

373 "May I share a story from Bitter Clinger's Tales of Stupidity?"

Go on...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 12:44 AM (tT0V4)

374 MisHum, are we going to leave those white supremacy links up in comment 317?

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 12:46 AM (87gB3)

375 325 Why the fuck are secuity watches unarmed????!

Because we can't trust serving military, apparently.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2019 11:38 PM (I2/tG)

I agree but wasn't the shooter in Pearl Harbor on security watch at the time?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 12:50 AM (2DOZq)

376 I think it is referred to as "walking music" They put it at the beginning and very end so people can still walk in and leave early.

Nope - the Oregon Symphony tends to embed the diversity music in the middle of the program, so it is hard to avoid.

I'm irritated because the symphony is usually 50% diversity/ 50% real music before intermission, and 100% real music after intermission. Usually, if they play an 18 minute masterwork from a left-handed Latina lesbian composer, they think that they've checked the diversity box for the concert.

However, last night the left-wing balladeer took up almost half the program. It was excruciating.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 12:50 AM (I2/tG)

377 LOL White supremacy. What a doosh. Have you ever been to unz.com, read any articles there? Seen any of the Jewish authors, not to mention Ron Unz himself.

Oh MY God

WHITE SUPREMACY!
Lets make what the left tells us we have to fea, what we DO FEAR THE MOST, allowing the left to control everything.

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 09, 2019 12:53 AM (Fxgkp)

378 However, last night the left-wing balladeer took up almost half the program. It was excruciating.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 12:50 AM (I2/tG)

Can't you just get up and walk out to the lobby and have a drink?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2019 12:54 AM (/sgva)

379 COME ON Boomers. Stop taking your cues from the left, especially when its what they left tells you to fear.

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 09, 2019 12:54 AM (Fxgkp)

380 375 FFS those are white supremacy links???
What leftist shite is this?
378 Don't you know it's NOT ok to be white?11!1111111!

Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 12:57 AM (9TR2V)

381 COME ON Boomers. Stop taking your cues from the left, especially when its what they left tells you to fear.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 09, 2019 12:54 AM (Fxgkp)

Your nappy need changed?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2019 12:57 AM (/sgva)

382 If only we were grownups we could determine for ourselves what is worthy of reading

Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 12:58 AM (9TR2V)

383 So now even crime statistics are artifacts of white supremacy
HIDE THEM AT ONCE

Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 01:00 AM (9TR2V)

384 "I agree but wasn't the shooter in Pearl Harbor on security watch at the time?"

Yes.

After recently receiving some sort of Command discipline.

And actively receiving counseling to deal with the emotional issues which the counseling caused him.

And then some genius Watchbill Coordinator decided..Hey, let's give Seaman Timmy with the angry issues a firearm, and have him stand watch on the Quartedeck. After all, what could go wrong?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 01:00 AM (tT0V4)

385 383 If only we were grownups we could determine for ourselves what is worthy of reading
Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 12:58 AM (9TR2V)


Being grownups is not the problem. Pooping on Ace's living room rug is.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 01:00 AM (87gB3)

386 Well, I snow-blowered the driveway and part of the yard today. Another two inches of Gerbil Worming, don't you know? The poor wretched Panhard languishes outside, covered with snow, because I had to push it outside to free up the hoist to look at neighbor's son's car. It has a bent Chapman strut in the rear; he hit the ditch in the snow.

I had tried to start the Panhard, and did start on the priming bottle, but evidently the fuel line is frozen, and electric pump can't get fuel up to the carb.

Later today, I spent a couple of hours putting new brakes on the Studebaker axle I will haul down to Arizona for my '60 Lark that is there. Mostly done that chore; clean up the drums, and fab some hard lines, and it's good to go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2019 01:05 AM (/sgva)

387 Can't you just get up and walk out to the lobby and have a drink?

LOL. Didn't realize how bad it was going to be, and there is a certain benefit to (very) occasionally seeing how "woke culture" is progressing. The usual symphony conductor did find something better to do with his time yesterday (a guest conductor conducted instead), which might have been a clue.

The joke is that this isn't going to save them if "woke culture" triumphs - the cultural left is definitely gunning for symphony orchestras, as the epitome of "white culture" (even if the symphony is 20% Asian). Anything redolent of high culture is on the "woke" target list.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 01:06 AM (I2/tG)

388 384 So now even crime statistics are artifacts of white supremacy
HIDE THEM AT ONCE
Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 01:00 AM (9TR2V)


Acknowledging crime statistics is not the problem. These sites give the impression that some people have more intrinsic value than others, based on race.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 01:06 AM (87gB3)

389 The joke is that this isn't going to save them if "woke culture" triumphs - the cultural left is definitely gunning for symphony orchestras, as the epitome of "white culture" (even if the symphony is 20% Asian). Anything redolent of high culture is on the "woke" target list.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 01:06 AM (I2/tG)

Heh. Asians are more "white" than whites on the wokeness scale, these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2019 01:08 AM (/sgva)

390 386 So whatever paints white people in a positive light is pooping on Ace's rug.
Gotcha.
Good luck with that...
Answer this simple question:
Why are white people the only people who are not allowed to defend or be proud of their race?

Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 01:09 AM (9TR2V)

391 391 I mean isn't believing that RACIST?

Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 01:10 AM (9TR2V)

392 I presume that watchstanders can be vetted, No need to give Recruit snuffy a gun if he can't be trusted. You can damn sure arm PO3 joe bag o donuts though. Plenty of smart stable enlisted. Either we trust our enlisted or we don't. Plenty of kids have been trusted to the tune of millions of dollars and lives at stake. Even Jr enlisted.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 09, 2019 01:12 AM (0OmEj)

393 Heh. Asians are more "white" than whites on the wokeness scale, these days.

LOL. The lead ballerina for the Oregon Ballet is Chinese, and regularly dances in roles like "Cinderella", which were obviously written for white Europeans.

For some reason, the Portland Left doesn't scream about "cultural appropriation" in this case, like they did when they forced two white women to shut down their burrito stand.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 01:12 AM (I2/tG)

394 MAxIE, I think there's probably a giant steaming bowl of dicks with your name on it.

Shouldn't you be getting back to it before it gets cold?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 01:13 AM (Juxur)

395

The Pensacola News Journal was first out of the gate this time around with what is a recurring feature of establishment media coverage of jihad attacks: the follow-up weeper about how the local Muslims are shocked (Shocked!) by the massacre, and are now cowering in fear of an "anti-Muslim backlash." That backlash rarely, if ever, materializes, but when has the media ever allowed reality to intrude upon a good narrative?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 01:14 AM (aKsyK)

396 Believe me its OK to be white.


It just can't be said for fear of offending some snowflake.



Just don't shit in aces living room.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 09, 2019 01:17 AM (0OmEj)

397 It is every muslim's duty to lie to your face.

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 01:18 AM (RuIsu)

398 Goodnight, everybody! See ya on the flip side!

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 01:24 AM (87gB3)

399 Good night, Emmie.
I'm gonna hit it, too.
Later, folks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 01:27 AM (Juxur)

400 Just don't shit in aces living room.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable

Wait...so no poo flinging?

*reassesses*

Posted by: Miklos, unclear on the Rules at December 09, 2019 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

401 "Wait...so no poo flinging? "

So next we ban booger flicking?



After that...we all gotta wear pants while we are posting?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 01:31 AM (tT0V4)

402 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2019 01:34 AM (/sgva)

403
LOL. The lead ballerina for the Oregon Ballet is Chinese, and regularly dances in roles like "Cinderella", which were obviously written for white Europeans.

For some reason, the Portland Left doesn't scream about "cultural appropriation" in this case, like they did when they forced two white women to shut down their burrito stand.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

=======

That's easy, the Brothers Grimm were two exclusionary white males who failed to diversify their story to begin with. It is now being corrected to the appropriate rainbow hue. Still rather badly heterosexual, but we'll get to that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 01:55 AM (13CQC)

404 After that...we all gotta wear pants while we are posting?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

A kilt is as far as I will go. And only until midnite.

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, Lair of Clan McKiltless at December 09, 2019 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)

405 Oh a Miklos clad in kilt left a Thread one evening fair,
and one could tell by how he post'd, that he'd drunk more than his share ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 02:10 AM (LPnfS)

406 Thanks Jim and Chi-Town, I am beginning to feel the Spirits of Christmas

Posted by: Debby Has Been Drinking and Decorating at December 09, 2019 02:16 AM (a4EWo)

407 Oh a Miklos clad in kilt left a Thread one evening fair,
and one could tell by how he post'd, that he'd drunk more than his share ...
Posted by: Adriane

Oh I have been to Ace's Fair
And left my Kilt the CoB knows where,
And carried half way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of half-cold beer:
Then the ONT seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;
And down in lovely muck I've lain,
Happy till JJ woke again.

Posted by: A Mikloshire Lad at December 09, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)

408 Unarmed "security" guards cost less than armed ones. The beancounters will always win unless there is an exceptional situation.

Now that there is a precedent/justification I'm sure (hope) there will be money bugeted for it.

This is how thing work ih government and large companies where bureaucrats and management calls the shots.

Heck, there's an armed guard at the SS office I go to.

Posted by: pawn at December 09, 2019 02:22 AM (PveK5)

409 While I am wrapping, drinking, decorating and feeling sorry for myself, I am watching late nite tv, who knew that there are people in the world who identify as Incontinence Consultants, jeesh talk about your shitty jobs....

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2019 02:22 AM (a4EWo)

410 Heck, there's an armed guard at the SS office I go to.

Posted by: pawn

Well, it is the Schutzstaffel. Srsly

Posted by: Millenial Miklos with an imperfect grasp if historical relevance at December 09, 2019 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

411 I hope Trump rescinds whatever order the Great O came up with that disarmed our military bases, it started with calling Ft. Hood "workplace violence".

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2019 02:31 AM (a4EWo)

412 Roses are red,
British beer is room temp,
I'd rather have a man in kilt next door,
then a neighbor smoking cheap hemp!

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 02:33 AM (LPnfS)

413 hen a neighbor smoking cheap hemp!
Posted by: Adriane

*Adjusts both kilt and sporran, awards Participation Award and discount coupon for off-season visits to Castle McMiklos*

*Also finishes the whisky in honour of A. E. Housman*

Posted by: A Mikloshire Laird at December 09, 2019 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

414 I love those B-I-N-G-L-E J-E-double L S, I love those Bingle Jells all the Wayyyyy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2019 02:39 AM (a4EWo)

415 I love those B-I-N-G-L-E J-E-double L S, I love those Bingle Jells all the Wayyyyy.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Good Morning!

Check recommended proportion of nog to egg.

And Good Morning!

Posted by: Miklos, former actual New Orleans bartender at December 09, 2019 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

416 That Kentucky judge is freaky-deaky!
And a solid One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 09, 2019 02:45 AM (ufFY8)

417 394 Hey borgia what exactly did you find offensive?
Actually, YOU just violated Ace's well-established policy prohibiting engaging in personal attacks.
Enjoy your well-deserved lifetime ban

Posted by: MAxIE at December 09, 2019 02:53 AM (9TR2V)

418 That Kentucky judge is freaky-deaky!
And a solid One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

And an (R).


What's not to like?

Posted by: Miklos, thumb on the scale of Judicial Three-Ways at December 09, 2019 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)

419 So Ms Lindsey has declared he will not allow Schiff, the whistle blower, the Biden's to testify in a Senate trial.

But the Donks can call whoever they want?


And you aren't going to use the Senate trial to exact a blood penalty from the Democrats for putting the President and the country through three years of hell?


Lindsey Graham has got to go!

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 09, 2019 03:10 AM (JveFw)

420 Mornin', all.
Happy Monday.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 03:26 AM (6HB0k)

421 I never see Monday's as happy

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 03:30 AM (ZCEU2)

422 Don't have to get up until 4, leave by 5:40, yet I'm awake

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 03:32 AM (ZCEU2)

423 I'm trying to psych myself up for it.
You know, fake it till you make it. ?

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 03:32 AM (6HB0k)

424 Should leave by 3:30, but at the rate I'm moving it will be closer to 4

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 03:33 AM (6HB0k)

425 It's raining lightly here. Going to be a dreary day, which will not help my mood. At least the temp is supposed to get into the 40s.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 03:36 AM (6HB0k)

426 No idea the weather here, I think rain is coming but not sure when.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 03:38 AM (ZCEU2)

427 Rain today, into mid 50s. Eagles game on Monday night football but I won't be able to see it..

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 03:41 AM (ZCEU2)

428 Gotta pack my sewing machine and supplies this morning. Yesterday I tossed mom's curtains from her laundry room into the washer because they needed it. Took them out, they were in shreds! So this afternoon, I will be making curtains to replace them. Mom handled it well. She just said, "they were probably hundreds of years old!"

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 03:46 AM (6HB0k)

429 I haven't seen a night game in years. Is Monday night football still on free TV? We don't do cable or satellite or any paid TV service.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 03:48 AM (6HB0k)

430 Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Monday, December 9, 2019. On this day in 1950 Harry Gold was sentenced to 30 years in jail for helping Klaus Fuchs pass information about the Manhattan Project to the Soviet Union. His testimony is later instrumental in the prosecution of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. He could have and should have got the death penalty.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 03:52 AM (mpXpK)

431 Nunes slams Shift for brains in a scathing letter.


https://tinyurl.com/semn3p3

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 03:52 AM (mpXpK)

432 Big Chief Lyingwatha has made nearly 2 million dollars to legal work for Wall Street.


https://tinyurl.com/tc4txpj

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 03:52 AM (mpXpK)

433 Radar map barely getting it, it's all down Delaware way. Our weather varies greatly in the Philadelphia reporting area, so they say rain or snow it might not mean me.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 03:53 AM (ZCEU2)

434 Big city mayors across the country want Trump to let in more 'refugees'. Guess what they all have in common? They are all Democrats.


https://tinyurl.com/v8esjlt

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 03:53 AM (mpXpK)

435 Dick Morris believes Scankles will enter the race.


https://tinyurl.com/ruzexvu

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 03:53 AM (mpXpK)

436 House communists have passed a law to enable vote fraud across the country.


https://tinyurl.com/rs6tfev

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 03:53 AM (mpXpK)

437 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/shqn8gx


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 03:54 AM (mpXpK)

438 I think it's still on ESPN/ ABC, use to record the games then getting up early watch them from the beginning fast forward through commercials. But really need a DVR.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 03:56 AM (ZCEU2)

439 No idea how hard to make curtains

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 03:59 AM (ZCEU2)

440
Ra

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 04:00 AM (pNxlR)

441
Raining now. Forecast says it'll still be raining 24 hours from now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 04:02 AM (pNxlR)

442 Lol, Skip. Not hard at all. And can be A LOT cheaper than buying them. It also probably helps that I used to sew for a living. My mom taught me how to sew about 50 years ago.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 04:04 AM (6HB0k)

443 Mornin' Vic.

Would you be interesting in signing a petition asking Nikki Haley to never return to SC?

Posted by: Miklos, down on the sleepy Saluda at December 09, 2019 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)

444 No idea what to make for breakfast

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 04:05 AM (ZCEU2)

445 >>>Raining now. Forecast says it'll still be raining 24 hours from now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 04:02 AM (pNxlR)

Only job where you can be wrong a lot, yet not get fired.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 04:05 AM (6HB0k)

446 Democrats are not really trying to hide vote fraud, they feel confident they will never get called on it

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)

447 No idea what to make for breakfast
Posted by: Skip

DOW Breakfast Index -.5 in early trading

Posted by: Miklos, going short on Quaker at December 09, 2019 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)

448 Only job where you can be wrong a lot, yet not get fired.
Posted by: My life is insanity

Heh

Posted by: Miklos, economist at December 09, 2019 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)

449 443
Mornin' Vic.



Would you be interesting in signing a petition asking Nikki Haley to never return to SC?

Posted by: Miklos, down on the sleepy Saluda at December 09, 2019 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)


WHY? I thought she was a pretty good governor.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 04:12 AM (mpXpK)

450 WHY? I thought she was a pretty good governor.
Posted by: Vic

She got better, but it seems that buying a NYC apartment indicates her loyalties.

And she was a complete PC coward in regard to the Confederate flag.

Posted by: Miklos, Sandlapper at December 09, 2019 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)

451 >>No idea what to make for breakfast
Posted by: Skip

Made bananas foster pancakes yesterday. Well, no alcohol, so i guess it was faux bananas foster. But it was, as Slapweasel would say, restaurant quality! Sadly the leftover topping is still in mom's fridge.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 04:15 AM (6HB0k)

452 446
Democrats are not really trying to hide vote fraud, they feel confident they will never get called on it

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)


Big cities like Philadelphia are rampant with it and they always get away with it because it is run by Democrats.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 04:16 AM (mpXpK)

453 It is raining here, I can hear it

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 04:16 AM (ZCEU2)

454 450 She got better, but it seems that buying a NYC apartment indicates her loyalties.



And she was a complete PC coward in regard to the Confederate flag.

Posted by: Miklos, Sandlapper at December 09, 2019 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)


I don't think she is coming back to SC. And yes, she sold out on the flag but she didn't have much choice. The RNCe was giving her and SC shit over it daily. After that asshole shot all those blacks in the Charleston church the MFM went wild.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 04:19 AM (mpXpK)

455 I sat here and ate a chicken salad sandwich for breakfast.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 04:20 AM (mpXpK)

456 Really thought ham and cheese omelet but still have old milk so oatmeal

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)

457 >>No idea what to make for breakfast


Apple Molasses pancakes!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3mbgw6n

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 04:26 AM (bDqIh)

458 WHY? I thought she was a pretty good governor.
Posted by: Vic


I will be fair and say something nice about Nikki Haley.

While she became Christian and changed her name from Radha to Nikki as a teenager, her parents did not feel it necessary to do any honor killing. Cool parents.

The parents are Sikhs, run a successful clothing business, and are leaders in the Sikh Temple (not many in SC, I guess theirs is the main one.

Haley is an accountant by trade and training, like Papa Miklos, the 40 Year Calvinist Deacon.

Haley and my father and a couple of others gave their time and knowledge to give tax advice to religious organizations of whatever kind, when the Obama IRS was very threatening to them.

And yes, religion based non-profits were under threat.

Posted by: Miklos, Associate Sandlapper at December 09, 2019 04:29 AM (QzkSJ)

459 Moved faster than I thought.

Even had time to clean one cat box. You're welcome Lucky and Leo!

Have a good day, all. Hope yours includes some sunshine.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 09, 2019 04:38 AM (6HB0k)

460 Americanthinker.com/new zealand not the paradise americans think it is
https://tinyurl.com/vjpvhde

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 04:41 AM (ZCEU2)

461 My wife can eat anything at anytime but I have rules, especially from morning to 11am

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)

462 Read the New Zealand article.

Son of good friend heading back soon.
Hunting and fishing guide. Loved it the first time but couldn't make enough to put $ back even though living at lodge he was working for.
Guess they offered him his own boat and side business guiding fishing trips.

Posted by: teej at December 09, 2019 04:59 AM (0eoyn)

463 Now I feel like I could go back to bed

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:17 AM (ZCEU2)

464 The thing about the NZ article is nowhere has it better than right here in the USofA. There never will be another like this once the Leftists take over.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:19 AM (ZCEU2)

465 townhall.com/kurtschlichter/a-safe-space society is a totalitarian nightmare
https://tinyurl.com/tuxkqlo

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:27 AM (ZCEU2)

466 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 05:28 AM (arJlL)

467 3 in a row and I'm out
Have a great day horde

And I want a Flaming Skull Pudding Cup thread when I get back!

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:28 AM (ZCEU2)

468 464 The thing about the NZ article is nowhere has it better than right here in the USofA. There never will be another like this once the Leftists take over.
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:19 AM (ZCEU2)

Then we would be fools to allow that.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 05:29 AM (+mbOC)

469 I sat here and ate a chicken salad sandwich for breakfast.
Posted by: Vic

Didja say a prayer for the chicken that gave its life for YOU ?

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 05:31 AM (arJlL)

470
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 05:37 AM (7rVsF)

471 What a crummy Monday already.........I have a dog who is scared of "wind sounds". Snowing out and wind is blowing 25 mph. At 330 she decided laying on me (all 80 lbs of her) and panting was how she would deal with it.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 09, 2019 05:46 AM (FE1WP)

472 Hiya Molly k. !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 05:50 AM (arJlL)

473 Mornin JT!

Posted by: Molly k. at December 09, 2019 05:51 AM (FE1WP)

474 If Salty is around, Hi, Salty! I shared with FenSpouse in our devotional time today your kind offer to make a donation to our little church, You have my real name and home address, but write to me at FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com and I will give you the P.O. Box and address for the church.

Every morning we pray for the safety of school and any bus drivers and that they would get to the schools safely and back home and for safety for kids in schools.. Today Spouse prayed for patience and strength, He enjoys the kids but they get more shrieky as the holiday and break approaches, as you know.

So aside from this note, I am taking a day off from politics and the board.

Ad don't forget folks send your prayers requests or praise report or updates by this evening.

Keep calm and pray on!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 05:52 AM (WI7YS)

475 MisHum, thanks, but I don't need another reason to despise the 'press'. I despise them aplenty already. Good morning to all! Let's make this a beautiful Monday!

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2019 05:58 AM (UUkQp)

476
*tips cap*

Mornin', Miz Fen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 06:04 AM (7rVsF)

477 Good morning Glories!
We went to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra lat night.
Incredible performance!

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 06:11 AM (D59ia)

478 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:18 AM (7jTtI)

479 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

480 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:18 AM (tT0V4)

481 Good morning Glories!
We went to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra lat night.
Incredible performance!
Posted by: ALH

Was it cold ?

Couldja see your breath ?

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 06:19 AM (arJlL)

482 FenelonSpoke

As you wish.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

483 800,000 protest in Hong-Kong yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:22 AM (tT0V4)

484 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

485 "Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor."

Oh...I wish it were.

Head cold on packing day is never a good thing..

MiL has the heat set right where bluebell's experience was during thanksgiving.

But in about thirty minutes we head to stately VIA Manor to await the packers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:25 AM (tT0V4)

486 Morning all!

I worked at a McDonalds for about 6 weeks during one summer in 1970. I was paid a buck 10 an hour, so about 7.20 in todays money.
Great job for about 4 weeks, but then I realized I didn't want to do the job ever again.
I quit before Labor Day, went back to school and got a real job the next summer. It paid a buck 35.

Whoo Hoo!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 06:26 AM (vd8XM)

487 Village Idiot's Apprentice

The Hong Kong protesters get it. But what I worry about is a Deep State approach to learn how to be resistant to pressure from deplorables.

What can we learn from their efforts to keep America a Constitutional country? We need to be smarter. Having weapons is key to let self-governed citizens act as the feedback mechanism of last resort to keep very bad things happening.

Right now it appears that the leaders do not accept any common sense direction from the people that supposedly represent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

488 But in about thirty minutes we head to stately VIA Manor to await the packers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It's nice that a pro football team will help you move.
Gonna cost a fortune in pizza and beer I bet

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

489 What a crummy Monday already.........I have a dog
who is scared of "wind sounds". Snowing out and wind is blowing 25 mph.
At 330 she decided laying on me (all 80 lbs of her) and panting was how
she would deal with it.


Posted by: Molly k. at December 09, 2019 05:46 AM

---

You are a good mommy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 06:28 AM (JUOKG)

490 What ever happened to happened to the much anticipated G report that was gong to be the beginning of the end for the Deep State? I thought that was last week. Was it released and such a dud not even worth covering? Is it still two weeks?

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 06:29 AM (MxEKc)

491 What ever happened to happened to the much anticipated G report that was gong to be the beginning of the end for the Deep State? I thought that was last week. Was it released and such a dud not even worth covering? Is it still two weeks?
Posted by: Ripley

I thought it was today

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

492 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I can empathize on the head cold. I am still struggling with my lung infection.

The bright side is for Mrs. VIA. All those husky guys moving things, packing things, clearing the house, and generally making visible progress. Think of it as a reality show, and even better, you benefit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

493 Bruce

I spent some time on low-paying jobs. My best lesson was on spending. So I got more out of my paltry income.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

494 "packing things, clearing the house, and generally making visible progress. "

Fortunately, about 80% of what needs to go into boxes is already in boxes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:35 AM (tT0V4)

495 Colder air is leading to dense fog. But it has been much colder at this time of year, so I count my blessings. It's up to 28℉,

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:36 AM (u82oZ)

496 I spent some time on low-paying jobs. My best lesson was on spending. So I got more out of my paltry income.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I had an easy budget plan. Half of the check went into the bank. The other half in my wallet. When I was out of money in my wallet, I was done spending money.

And I usually had money left in the wallet, that went into an old wallet I kept in my room if I really really needed something.

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

497 Village Idiot's Apprentice

That sounds good. May the day go better than you dread, and your cold be healed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

498 Thanks, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:39 AM (tT0V4)

499 Monday work preps start now.

May the winds aloft blow away your worries.

However, head on a swivel and having a Mattis plan is prudent, especially if you are near Broward County.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

500 http://bit.ly/356rY3r
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René Auberjonois Dead: 'Star Trek' and 'Benson' Actor Dies at 79

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 06:42 AM (BqBId)

501 G' morning all. Thanks for all you do Vic, seldom up at this time to say so but always read and it's much appreciated.
Don't know why I'm awake this early after such a long weekend working. It's raining here in Northern Illinois and going to turn colder I guess maybe turn to snow.

Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 06:43 AM (Tuxzr)

502 490
What ever happened to happened to the much anticipated G report that was
gong to be the beginning of the end for the Deep State? I thought that
was last week. Was it released and such a dud not even worth covering?
Is it still two weeks?

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 06:29 AM (MxEKc)


If you are talking about that Obamanite toady from the DOJ who is releasing 'his' Ukraine report today Barr has already said it is a POS and not WAS.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

503 G' morning all. Thanks for all you do Vic, seldom up at this time to say so but always read and it's much appreciated.

seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 06:44 AM (arJlL)

504 502
G' morning all. Thanks for all you do Vic, seldom up at this time to say so but always read and it's much appreciated.

Don't know why I'm awake this early after such a long weekend
working. It's raining here in Northern Illinois and going to turn colder
I guess maybe turn to snow.

Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 06:43 AM (Tuxzr)

I spent the Winter of 1970 in North Chicago. I never want to go back again.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 06:45 AM (mpXpK)

505 That American Thinker article on New Zealand claims in America police do not have the right to set up raid blocks and stop you on a whim. Really? I have been stopped multiple times on DUI check points, very common in the 90's , and now seat belt checkpoints are all the rage. These are massive violations of our civil right but hey, if it save one child....

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 06:45 AM (MxEKc)

506 So Ms Lindsey has declared he will not allow Schiff, the whistle blower or the Biden's to testify in a Senate trial.

But the Donks can call whoever they want?


And you aren't going to use the Senate trial to exact a blood penalty from the Democrats for putting the President and the country through three years of hell?


Lindsey Graham has got to go!

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 09, 2019 06:47 AM (JveFw)

507 If you are talking about that Obamanite toady from the DOJ who is releasing 'his' Ukraine report today Barr has already said it is a POS and not WAS.
Posted by: Vic


But, but, but we were told, repeatedly, that Steiner was coming. Criminal referrals, mass sealed indictments.

Because remember, Horowitz was on scene before Huber and Barr were even a thought.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:48 AM (7jTtI)

508 506
That American Thinker article on New Zealand claims in America police do
not have the right to set up raid blocks and stop you on a whim.
Really? I have been stopped multiple times on DUI check points, very
common in the 90's , and now seat belt checkpoints are all the rage.
These are massive violations of our civil right but hey, if it save one
child....


Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 06:45 AM (MxEKc)


SCOTUS ruled a long time ago those 'license checks' (really for DUI) were illegal. But the cops continue to do them anyway.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 06:49 AM (mpXpK)

509 455 I sat here and ate a chicken salad sandwich for breakfast.
Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 04:20 AM (mpXpK)

Yum. That sounds great.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 06:50 AM (oGFm1)

510 508 Because remember, Horowitz was on scene before Huber and Barr were even a thought.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:48 AM (7jTtI)

Horowitz is an Obamanite lackey and a massive asshole. And Barr is in Charge of the DOJ now.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

511 Good morning my pretty Hordelings.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 06:52 AM (Dc2NZ)

512 470
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 05:37 AM (7rVsF)

479 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

I love that you all do this.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 06:54 AM (oGFm1)

513 Horowitz is an Obamanite lackey and a massive asshole. And Barr is in Charge of the DOJ now.
Posted by: Vic


Yeah. We kinda said that and were told we didn't know WTF we were talking about. We said nothing would happen. We were repeatedly told to stfu.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:54 AM (7jTtI)

514 Slow joe biden got the State he was in wrong again yesterday.


Someone needs to do an intervention.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 06:54 AM (JUOKG)

515 Slow joe biden got the State he was in wrong again yesterday.


Someone needs to do an intervention.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

Joe loves the state of Confusion

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 06:56 AM (vd8XM)

516 Jules is still sick, poor gal. This means my day off after our Christmas open house at work is going to mean catching up on laundry and a lot of other things around the house.
We had about 200 people through this weekend, not bad for our little Museum in rural Illinois. I worked 11 hours Friday and the same on Saturday. Sunday was just five. This with some sciatica issues which really wear me down. I should go back to sleep so I'm having a glass of wine at this hour of the morning I think that will put me out.

Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 06:57 AM (Tuxzr)

517 Two Weeks!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 09, 2019 06:57 AM (1g7ch)

518 So no perp walks today. Damn! I was so hoping to see Hillary in handcuffs. (Not in sexual fetish way)

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 06:58 AM (MxEKc)

519 Yeah. We kinda said that and were told we didn't know WTF we were talking about. We said nothing would happen. We were repeatedly told to stfu.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:54 AM (7jTtI)
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Yeah you are right about Horowitz he had his power taken away by Obama through Sally Yates & stayed on when Trump won & has worked with Sen Charles Grassley on getting his & other IG's power back. But other than that you are Totes Correct

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 06:58 AM (BqBId)

520 We had about 200 people through this weekend, not bad for our little Museum in rural Illinois.

What museum is that?

Too bad about a non day off-day off. Makes it a tough day

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

521 Vic, LOL, I had ham salad for breakfast. Skip the bread just ate the rest of the ham salad and that's the end of our Thanksgiving ham, thank God. I love eating leftovers for breakfast, seldom eat real breakfast food.

Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 07:01 AM (Tuxzr)

522 Obama is the one who appointed Horowitz. Do you think he is going to report on the abuses by Obama's FBI? His report will be a whitewash.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 07:04 AM (mpXpK)

523 Okay.
Breakfast time. Have a good one all

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 07:04 AM (vd8XM)

524 Are you ready for the most cynical prognostication for the near future?

Well here goes...


Horowitz report is released Monday and it is a complete and total whitewash.


Lindsey Graham's judiciary committee hearing cements the theory that the LE/IC apparatus did nothing wrong and acted reasonably given....


....The findings of the totality of Obama's IC apparatus and signed off on by the GOP lead Senate "Intelligence Committee that Russia materially interfered with the 2016 election....


...The GOP controlled Senate will have simultaneously asserted that the Russians interfered with the 2016 elections and the actions of the LE/IC were reasonable in investigating and spying on the Trump campaign.


This one-two punch takes the sails out of the Barr/Durham investigation and they close up shop sometime early in the new year, just as....


The trial of President Trump starts in the Senate...


...Giving McConnell the whip hand against President Trump in being able to extract from him pretty much anything he wants in order to preserve his Presidency, The Quidest of Quid Pro Quos will ensue...


If Trump agrees to McConnell's terms, the Trump Presidency continues, if not then McConnell whips the Senate against the President and Trump becomes the first President removed from office via impeachment.


Trump agrees to McConnell's terms and we get a neutered President Trump having to dance to the uniparties tune.


We go into the election with Trump/Pence vs Biden/Abrams, Biden/Abrams are able to whip just enough of the the white working class in the rust belt and agitate just enough blacks and POC's to regain PA, WI, MI, take a couple of southern states and win the electoral college and the Presidency descively...


The Donks maintain control of the House by a couple seats, they regain the Senate by two seats, relegating McConnell to minority leader, a position he excels at as he can horse trade votes to keep the pork and spice flowing to the GOP puppet masters, which he can't do in a divided congress or with lean majorities in both chambers.


Having lost, Trump is indicted 5 minutes after Biden/Abrams is sworn in by the SDNY, arrested at his home in Mara Lago a day later and the world is treated to the image of the first mug shot of a President of the United States, Trump is tried and convicted by a NY jury, and spends the remaining days of his life in prison.


The SDNY and various other DA's spend considerable time and effort harassing his family from there on out.


The Deep State wins, the Communists win, The Uniparty wins, Civil War II goes live 2023...

Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2019 07:04 AM (JveFw)

525 Bruce, I work for the Sterling Rock Falls Historical Society, our museum is in Sterling Illinois. I know you're in Northern Illinois if you're ever nearby stop in and say hi.

Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 07:06 AM (Tuxzr)

526 Guys, my mother loves the simple pleasures of reading the morning paper with a cup of coffee. But the Detroit News/Free Press is a shadow of its former self, gutted by leftist rot. It used to have great local columnists; now, mostly recycled mainstream "news". It's all race/class/gender, even in (or especially in) the Lifestyle section (in the cooking section, I noticed an uptick in "plant-based", my new favorite thing to hate).

Is there a decent paper out there?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:11 AM (Dc2NZ)

527 Well to be fair to whoever got the sign wrong, Satan and Santa do both keep lists of who's been naughty.

So it was an understandable mistake! But it might be better for the kids if they don't sit on Satan's lap after breakfast and tell him what they want . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 07:12 AM (k4dH2)

528 Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2019 07:04 AM (JveFw)
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Good morning to you too, Sunshine!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 09, 2019 07:12 AM (sGotD)

529 Not a bad prediction Kreplach. I mean its bad, but realistic.

I hope though sometime in there a million or so of us show up in DC for the start of the revolution.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 07:12 AM (Tnijr)

530 Automated fast food....

I was in a McD's yesterday and the power went off for maybe 20 seconds. Man, does that shut everything down. Took the shift manager an others a good 20 minutes to reboot the system. No orders could be taken, filled, nothing. Sort of like the time I was at a casino and the power went out, takes a long time to restart the system.Those windmills got to work full time....

Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2019 07:14 AM (RPY8U)

531 "Is there a decent paper out there?"

Tops. Cheap and you get a bunch of them in a pack.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 07:14 AM (Tnijr)

532 Greta with another 'tommorow ze worldt!' speech.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 07:14 AM (oVJmc)

533 This is the headline/link at Fox right now for that Horowitz crap.


DOJ watchdog's report expected to find FBI justified in probing Trump campaign, but falsified document


A whitewash

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 07:15 AM (mpXpK)

534 Mornin' Horde. Who's in charge of keeping the kerosene at the ready? I want to be prepared today just in case...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 07:15 AM (D5yyd)

535 Kreplach,

That's what 35% of Americans are really hoping for. And they know that it is a frame-up and the Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 09, 2019 07:15 AM (1g7ch)

536 I hope though sometime in there a million or so of us show up in DC for the start of the revolution.
Posted by: freaked


Several thousand men with rifles needed to show up there already. It may already be too late otherwise.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2019 07:16 AM (D5yyd)

537 Eris, you have been gone from our fair state so long that we renamed it the Detroit Free Pravda. Neither of those bankrupt rags is worth anything. Stay with us.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 07:17 AM (UYA8D)

538 Tops. Cheap and you get a bunch of them in a pack.
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Not rolling papers, you damn hippies!

Mom and I roll fatties using artisanal home-made papers for our, uh, tobacciana. Thanks, Martha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:17 AM (Dc2NZ)

539 Oh this has to go viral. There is a link in the "Banana taped to the wall" article, about the artist previous art work. Get this, an 18K Gold Toilet? Are y'all thinking what I am thinking? Yes, troll the media that this is Donny 2 Scoops toilet in the Whitehouse Now! Say...a Whistle-Blower got a picture of it. Maybe even Epstein who did not kill himself?

Posted by: Paladin at December 09, 2019 07:17 AM (db5Vh)

540 "Not rolling papers, you damn hippies!"

Why not? The content is better than most newspapers.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 07:18 AM (Tnijr)

541
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2019 07:18 AM (9C0cu)

542 Clutch, I roam free here, but Mom likes reading an actual paper. Plus, she's a saucy dame but probably not down with the dick/fart/boob trifecta.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:18 AM (Dc2NZ)

543 I keep getting offers from various newspapers for really cheap subscriptions (on line) for like a dollar or so a year. When you start giving away your product, you at the end.

Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2019 07:19 AM (RPY8U)

544 Our local paper is so bad, the puppy won't even crap on it.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 07:20 AM (Tnijr)

545 Good morning my pretty Hordelings.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,

Hiya Eris !

Have a great day !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:21 AM (arJlL)

546 There are a couple weekly news magazines that used to be bipartisan, but like all things not expressly conservative*, they have become a lot more lefty.

*And yet, NR and WS....

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:21 AM (Dc2NZ)

547 Eris, understandable. I am not aware of a print newspaper worth your time. In buggy whip territory I believe.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 07:21 AM (UYA8D)

548 Buggy whips and newspapers are both servicing a very small, specific clientele.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:23 AM (Dc2NZ)

549 G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 07:24 AM (JwHjN)

550 I keep getting offers from various newspapers for
really cheap subscriptions (on line) for like a dollar or so a year.
When you start giving away your product, you at the end.





Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2019 07:19 AM

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We get the paper out of Sherman TX delivered because of the coupons in it. They are offering ridiculous on line subscription rates like that.


Recently they fired all of their paper carriers and quit home delivery due to falling subscription rates. They send the paper in the mail at bulk rate now. I usually wind up getting three papers at the same time on Wednesday or Thursday.


They are literally dying.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 07:24 AM (JUOKG)

551 548
Buggy whips and newspapers are both servicing a very small, specific clientele.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:23 AM (Dc2NZ)


We used to have a nice little local paper here that was very conservative. The owner died and it got bought out by Knight-Rider and turned immediately into a Democrat propaganda rag. I cancelled by subscription.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2019 07:26 AM (mpXpK)

552 There is a coupon mailing I get Friday via the mail with most of the coupon's that used to be in the Sunday paper.

Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2019 07:27 AM (RPY8U)

553 Gannet was bought by a local newspaper company that puts out mostly weekly newspapers. How the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2019 07:31 AM (RPY8U)

554 http://bit.ly/2RyLtOj
*******
Poll finds impeachment helping Trump in Mich., Penn., Wis.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:31 AM (BqBId)

555 There is a coupon mailing I get Friday via the mail with most of the coupon's that used to be in the Sunday paper.
Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2019 07:27 AM (RPY8U)
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coupons(dot)com has all the coupons, and then some.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 09, 2019 07:32 AM (sGotD)

556 There is a coupon mailing I get Friday via the mail with most of the coupon's that used to be in the Sunday paper.





Posted by: Colin at December 09, 2019 07:27 AM

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We used to get something like that but for whatever reason they quit sending it out.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 07:33 AM (JUOKG)

557 Good morning. Why is it pitch black outside?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:33 AM (lwiT4)

558 Good morning. Why is it pitch black outside?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 07:33 AM (lwiT4)
*******
It's Monday??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 07:34 AM (BqBId)

559 nooid

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 07:40 AM (Tnijr)

560 Morning Grammie
Read the bit about your Christmas traditional foods. I know people think lutefisk sucks but what the hell about Swedish meatballs? Those are delicious. Who doesn't like Swedish meatballs.

Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 07:46 AM (+U+Zd)

561 Hey there! This is kind of off topic but I need some
advice from an established blog. Is it very difficult to
set up your own blog? I'm not very techincal but I can figure things
out pretty fast. I'm thinking about making my own but I'm not sure where to
begin. Do you have any tips or suggestions? Many thanks

Posted by: gay sex at December 09, 2019 07:53 AM (t/bZO)

562 Is there a decent paper out there?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:11 AM (Dc2NZ


Investors Business Daily

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 09:10 AM (87gB3)

Gun Thread: After Thanksgiving and Before Christmas Edition [Weasel]

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note asymmetrical hand size

Can you believe Thanksgiving is already in the rear-view mirror and Christmas is coming up fast? I don't know about you all but this year has been flying by for me. While you're out shopping for others, how about getting yourself a little something, too? Or even a big something! Here's a question, what one shooting related item would you like to find under the tree on Christmas morning? I'm talking about the one thing you've always wanted but have never managed, for one reason or another, to get for yourself?

Let's take a look below and see what our moron pals have been up to, shall we?

Well here's a nice stocking stuffer sent in by a lurker.

I saw last Sunday's post about the dry fire laser. I highly recommend the below product, DryFireMag, which eliminates the need the rack the slide for trigger reset. Just insert like a regular magazine and go to town. I use it with the MantisX system and have seen incredible results.

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That's a nifty little gizmo, and at $99 not a bad deal. What do you all think? Anyone else have one? Thanks for the product endorsement, lurker, and feel free to jump in and comment anytime!

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Our pal Scuba_Dude is definitely putting his new NYC firearms license to use by taking every opportunity to get to the range!

Here are some pics of a day at the range. My target is on the right and my nephews is on the left. I had the target at around 7 - 9 yards. Gun used was my Sig P226 RX using only the iron sights. Ammo was Blazer 115 grain FMJ. 90 rounds used.

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I think those are probably Birchwood Casey six-inch Shoot-N-C stick on targets, and I have to say that at 20+ feet Scuba_Dude is doing just fine from a self-defense prospective. Nice shooting!

Scuba_Dude also went on to mention that he has registered for a couple of pistol courses at the Sig Sauer Academy in Epping, NH, in the late spring of next year and has graciously agreed to grant the Gun Thread an exclusive report afterwards. Thanks Scuba_Dude, can't wait to hear all about it!

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Next we have a follow-up report from our pal WTM in Texas. Last week WTM shared photos from a visit to the The Bryan Museum in Galveston, TX, and this week he has a report from The Texas Ranger Hall of Fame and Museum in Waco, TX.

I have also been to the Texas Rangers Museum in Waco, TX., and here is a tiny fraction of what they have on display. The museum has many hundreds of Ranger firearms on display, ranging from the lever action rifles and SA revolvers of the Rangers’ early days through the weapons used in the 1960’s. I didn’t get photos of those, unfortunately, but they must have two hundred lever action rifles alone in one display. There is a large section devoted to law enforcement in the 1930’s, and therein is a very nice display on Bonnie and Clyde. My maternal grandparents knew Bonnie and Clyde, and my grandfather was probably the one who customized Clyde’s sedan so as to allow use of a BAR through the rear window.

BTW, all automatic weapons seen here and in the museum are fully functional, except that their firing pins have been removed.

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So how cool is it that WTM's grandparents knew Bonnie and Clyde? Thanks WTM!

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Next up we have a great range report from our pal Iron Mike Golf

Tomorrow is opening day of whitetail gun season here in Ohio and a family tradition is for the menfolk to go over to my B-I-L's on Sat after Thanksgiving and confirm zero. Wyatt (Grandson the Elder) has been pestering me to go deer hunting this year. He turned 9 in Oct. I got him a 22 (a Rascal), but my back has been in poor shape and had't taken him for any shooting yet. After Thanksgiving dinner, my B-I-L said he was getting ready to sell the Mossberg 500 Youth model in 20 ga his son used while growing up (he's in college now. B-I-L got him a full sized 12 ga semi and the proceeds from the 20 ga are retroactively applied to the new piece). While the others took turns shooting, Wyatt was learning and dry firing the Mossberg. It's too much gun for him to shoulder or even shoot sitting. B-I-L's target berm is down slope, so prone was out, too. I ended up using my range bag atop an archery target so Wyatt could shoot sitting behind that as a rest. He only took 2 shots (not used to the recoil yet) and the attached photo shows his results at 50 yards. Those are his first from any firearm. Yeah, I am proud.

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Great shooting, Wyatt! OK, I don't know about you all, but I think introducing a youngster to shooting for the first time is just about the best thing you can do. Do you have any young people, whether related or not, that you can take to the range? Thanks for sharing this outstanding story, Iron Mike Golf!

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I'm pretty handy, but have never attempted anything like this! Our pal DBCooper has created a very cool shop, as the photos below will show. DBCooper explains:

Got to thinking that a lot of the Horde have mentioned not having a shop or many have run out of room for things. I took a 20 foot Shipping container and with simple techniques and skills and stuff from Home Depot built an extra shop. 4 inch foam insulation then hard faced, wiring and power strips installed, overhead 4 foot lights, cheap linoleum floor. Has water, a sink, phone and a 110 RV A/C and heater. Runs on a 20 amp 110. I built a 1000 lb inner armored wall with a Sea Door so it has a double locking entrance and is plenty secure. The photos were taken before the unfortunate canoe accident and now it's filled with rakes and weedeaters and shovels and my push mower. Wish now I had made a 40 footer for all my garden tools but I don't have a ton of money in it and it's my favorite place to hang out.

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Ho-Lee-Shit! What a great job! I'm pretty impressed with how this turned out, and it makes me wonder if there would be a market for storage container conversions. Very nicely done, DBCooper!!

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Link-O-Rama

Naturally, everything seems to be on sale at this time of year. Now is the time to do some shopping. Whether it's a gun you've been wanting, or an accessory you have needed, now is the time to save some money. I'm going to keep saying this until every last one of you pays attention, you almost certainly do not have enough ammo.

Brownells
MidSouth Shooters Supply
Sinclair International
AmmoSeek - online ammo search tool
GunBot - online ammo search tool
Palmetto State Armory
SG Ammo
Georgia Arms
AmmoMan

***Mail Bag***

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h/t JT

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Please note the new and improved gmail account morongunthread at gmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!

That's it for this week - have you been to the range?

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1 A Red Rider AR, cool

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)

2 Commence firing!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:01 PM (DMUuz)

3 Dutifully called them I did

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)

4 Holy Canoli!!! I LOVE what you can do with a shipping container!!!!!

Hell, make it a portable man cave!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 08, 2019 07:03 PM (ZfBVE)

5 Firing pins removed? So fully functional but no lead in the pencil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:04 PM (ycWCI)

6 Definitely going to put some eyes out with that Red Ryder kid

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:04 PM (d5Ayn)

7 Black Bart is well and truly fucked now.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

8 Top 10 again!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at December 08, 2019 07:04 PM (pq7xD)

9 DB Cooper - You did a good job on the space you have. It should be possible to go through the side if you have the room

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:05 PM (ZCEU2)

10 Scuba_Dude also went on to mention that he has registered for a couple of pistol courses at the Sig Sauer Academy in Epping, NH

Have some reserve funds prepared; the shop there always has some excellent student pricing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:05 PM (DMUuz)

11 I seem to remember talking with Sven about shipping container fortresses. There are companies out there who specialize in building such bastions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:05 PM (d5Ayn)

12 1 A Red Rider AR, cool
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)

You'll shoot someone else's Eye out!

Posted by: Don Q at December 08, 2019 07:06 PM (NgKpN)

13 Black Bart is well and truly fucked now.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Yeah. That "I'll be back" stuff is wishful thinking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2019 07:06 PM (RQPzA)

14 Gunga la gunga !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2019 07:07 PM (arJlL)

15 LOL Weasel !

Thanks !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2019 07:07 PM (arJlL)

16 Great workshop DB. I can see why you like to hang out in it.

Posted by: Uncle Si at December 08, 2019 07:07 PM (F7vOh)

17 Duncanthrax, I am holding funds back just in case I want to take Handgun 103 and 104. :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 08, 2019 07:07 PM (ZfBVE)

18 That dog is photo bombing Ralphie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:07 PM (ycWCI)

19 Nice container!!

And I don't say that to just anyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2019 07:08 PM (Y4EXg)

20 https://tinyurl.com/rn5zlwo

You will not be sorry.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2019 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

21 LOL Weasel !

Thanks !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2019 07:07 PM (arJlL)
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Thank you!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:09 PM (MVjcR)

22 Duncanthrax, I am holding funds back just in case I want to take Handgun 103 and 104. :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 08, 2019 07:07 PM (ZfBVE)


I don't even have ten handguns!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 07:09 PM (t+qrx)

23 Talk about no lead in the pencil
Found this shortly ago someone asking when the arqubus period ended. A replica shipped functionable except the touch hole isn't drilled
http://www.militaryheritage.com/musket31.htm

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

24 Nice shop, DBCooper.

I Merry Christmased myself a little early this year and got one of those oh-so-trendy wet tumblers. Done about 4, 4lb. batches of .45 so far and it works really well. I need to figure out the technique a bit so as to not use so much water for rinsing and also to work out a good method for drying.

On the not so fun side, I missed the local club F Class match again this month, this time due to having a nasty cold.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 08, 2019 07:10 PM (qc+VF)

25 20 https://tinyurl.com/rn5zlwo

You will not be sorry.
Posted by: pep at December 08, 2019 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

Thanks. That is insanely cool. What little or big kid wouldn't want to try that out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:10 PM (ycWCI)

26 Love the shop setup. What a great idea and a fantastic use of the space.

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2019 07:10 PM (7EjX1)

27 20 that is all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at December 08, 2019 07:11 PM (w7KSn)

28 Posted by: pep at December 08, 2019 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

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Now that is bad ASS! Also, thanks for using tiny url!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:11 PM (MVjcR)

29 Really digging the MoMe Party Wagon. Is that an eyewash station at the far wall?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 07:11 PM (t+qrx)

30 DBC, I see a Thompson. Auto?

Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:11 PM (WoI55)

31 Wow, Twitter suspended people for posting screen shots of a Tweet where the Saudi who shot up the Naval Air Stations said why, before hand.

So posting the truth, is now censored.

I may need to break down and buy one of those Red Ryder guns.

Posted by: Don Q at December 08, 2019 07:12 PM (NgKpN)

32 https://tinyurl.com/rn5zlwo
You will not be sorry.
Posted by: pep at December 08, 2019 07:08 PM


Well, not sorry if you prefer Ma Deuce to Yoko.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:13 PM (DMUuz)

33 OK, I'm moving in with the baby-momma next week. She's worried about my guns being around her other (11yo) son. I laughed and laughed. I told her "LOLGF, no deal, he's old enough, and the guns and cans of ammo come with me."

The boy doesn't like me. So, maybe teaching him to shoot will fix it. If not... at least he'll be trained, and the shootout will be interesting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:13 PM (/wFGe)

34 I thought this was pretty cool.
"Like an swarm of angry bees"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J50N5lQoAFw

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at December 08, 2019 07:14 PM (w7KSn)

35 Gotta love the look on IMG's grandson face. And those are great shots for a slug at 50 yards. I would be smiling, too.

Mike, If wyatt can't handle a deer suitable gun right now, what about a squirrel hunt with his 22?

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2019 07:15 PM (7EjX1)

36 Twin M-2s located by your ears is probably less deafening then having to listen to Oh No Yoko's death wailing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:15 PM (d5Ayn)

37 The boy doesn't like me. So, maybe teaching him to shoot will fix it. If not... at least he'll be trained, and the shootout will be interesting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:13 PM (/wFGe)

A suggestion, something I did with my kids.

Took em out to a field with the shotgun, and lined up 5 watermelons.

Then with no hearing protection on, shot the shit out of them really quickly.

Then pointed out, this is what real guns do. Don't touch.

Posted by: Don Q at December 08, 2019 07:15 PM (NgKpN)

38 Holy Canoli!!! I LOVE what you can do with a shipping container!!!!!

Or get ten of them, bury them end to end and have an underground rifle range.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 08, 2019 07:15 PM (lD3vL)

39 Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at December 08, 2019 07:14 PM (w7KSn)

Without looking is that the link to the Forgotten Weapons one about the fully auto .22 with the drum magazine on top?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:16 PM (ycWCI)

40 Yep, first thing I noticed - the Thompson [1928?]. Assume it's semi-auto AO reproduction? Or ..... DB's a very very competent gun nut. And those milsurps down at the end? What be they? Can't make them out.


The High Road reloading forum has a great long-running thread "show us your reloading bench" - look through it, and you'll have more gun nutz to envy besides our own DB.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2019 07:16 PM (El6T/)

41 I don't even have ten handguns!
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 07:09 PM


This is a deficiency that is correctable by the next TXMoMe evaluation, you know.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:16 PM (DMUuz)

42 This week, I do my initial cleaning (recommended in the owner's manual) of my brand new Sig P365. First gun! Two people at church today invited me to participate in the community gun culture - - one offered to walk me through the cleaning process and the other offered to include me in their family's target practice! (Our church's OPSEC is really bad.) I just gotta get my final exam studying out of the way first.

Also, I learned something about the P365 that will improve my aim. I found out I'm supposed to cover the target spot with the dot on the front sight. I had been aiming so that the top edge of the front sight cut the target in half, so my shots were a little low.

Thanks to all you gun nuts for nudging me along. I finally did it!

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:16 PM (87gB3)

43 That's the one

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at December 08, 2019 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

44 Congratulations Emmie!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 08, 2019 07:18 PM (ZfBVE)

45 I want an FAL with wood furniture

Posted by: phone of kari at December 08, 2019 07:18 PM (8IQhD)

46 43 That's the one
Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at December 08, 2019 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

That is a cool one. Damn machine gun ban.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:19 PM (ycWCI)

47 Yud- When not in sight hope locked up. Would never trust a hardly known kid.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:19 PM (ZCEU2)

48 Long time listener, first time caller. ThugLife here. Also known as D'oh Boy. This is a great thread. I've needed a nice dry fire tool. My neighbor is getting tired of my live fire exercises. It's not my fault his front door is a perfect back drop for my B-Mod targets. Anyways... this home made shotgun isn't going to mount its self to my Roomba. You don't choose the Thug Life. Thug Life chooses you. D'oh Boy out!

Posted by: ThugLife at December 08, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

49
Thanks to all you gun nuts for nudging me along. I finally did it!
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:16 PM (87gB3)
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You go, Emmie!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

50 45 me too

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)

51 Heya, D'oh Boy!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

52 45 I want an FAL with wood furniture
Posted by: phone of kari at December 08, 2019 07:18 PM (8IQhD)

I really want one of those FG-42 replicas.

I know wood is heavier. I know it cracks. I know it is obsolete, blah blah blah.

Still, so pretty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:20 PM (ycWCI)

53 Well done, emmie! Keep us posted.

Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:20 PM (WoI55)

54 Had the wife out with the Sig M400, scary good with an excellent weapon.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 08, 2019 07:21 PM (xceTB)

55 ThugLife!! What is happening, brother? Welcome!!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

56 Then with no hearing protection on, shot the shit out of them really quickly.

Then pointed out, this is what real guns do. Don't touch.
Posted by: Don Q at December 08, 2019 07:15 PM (NgKpN)

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My dad did something similar with a .30-06. But, then he let me shoot it, and I loved it, even if it bruised me.

That's what I'm looking for... any man who gives you a gun to shoot is on your side, right? I figure letting him bash on some targets with an AK will warm things up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:22 PM (/wFGe)

57 My baby Thug Life made his first post here. *wipes tear*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

58 Who's buying the rounds?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:23 PM (d5Ayn)

59 That's what I'm looking for... any man who gives you a gun to shoot is on your side, right? I figure letting him bash on some targets with an AK will warm things up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:22 PM (/wFGe)

If you want him to grow up to be a communist, sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:23 PM (ycWCI)

60 57 My baby Thug Life made his first post here. *wipes tear*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)
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You must be so proud!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:23 PM (MVjcR)

61 My baby Thug Life made his first post here. *wipes tear*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)


Just in time for Christmas!

Gun thread has become Hallmark Movie thread.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

62 D'oh Boy! Welcome. I'll work on the name but, you know, change comes hard to us fogies.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 08, 2019 07:23 PM (qc+VF)

63 Hallmark movie thread?

So how many rounds from an M-16 does it take to cut a Christmas tree down?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:24 PM (d5Ayn)

64 D'oh Boy, welcome! And welcome to being on another list.
You make your momma proud.

Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:24 PM (WoI55)

65 That's great Emmie.


Gotta look into that dry-fire mag thinnger up yonder.


Have a big backlog of brass prep to do. I only separate brass prep from reloading [on a turret press] for 3 calibers that require either lube, or trimming, or both [9mm, 30 carbine, 30-06]. Was going to try out the home-made lube recipes using lanolin/alcohol, but I've got some Lee lube to use up, then the Imperial wax, which looks like it will last an entire lifetime. Also, new this time, Imperial neck lube [the graphite in the media thing you stick the mouth down into], which will avoid at least one bit of drudgery with the 30-06.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2019 07:24 PM (El6T/)

66 I have a picture of a MG-42 from this past summer's WWII weekend, could go post it but haven't yet figured out how to get it to work here

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)

67 O/T: actor Rene Auberjonois is mort from metastatic lung cancer at age 79. RIP.


From a bio: In 1970, Auberjonois played Father John Mulcahy, the military chaplain who played straight man to the doctors' antics, in M*A*S*H. It was his first significant film role and the first of several for director Robert Altman.


In his most famous exchange from the movie, Sally Kellerman's Margaret Houlihan wonders how such a degenerate doctor as Donald Sutherland's Hawkeye Pierce could reach a position of responsibility in the U.S. Army.


A bible-reading Auberjonois responds, deadpan: "He was drafted."

"I actually made that line up when we were rehearsing the scene," Auberjonois said on the podcast The Gist in 2016. "And it became a kind of an iconic line for the whole film."

Posted by: ShainS at December 08, 2019 07:25 PM (WqPYg)

68 Judging from the topography in the target practice photo, it looks like you are just west of the Ramapo Mountains in NJ....

Posted by: spike at December 08, 2019 07:25 PM (+FjXB)

69 Anna bet more than a BAR would do the job

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)

70 Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2019 07:24 PM (El6T/)
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Big fan of the Imperial sizing wax and graphite. Big. Fan..

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)

71 Weasel! It's happening. Just living the perfect life. You know... sitting naked on my front porch eating pickles and cleaning my AT-4 that may have fallen out the back of a transport that I most certainly did not run off the road.

Posted by: ThugLife at December 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

72 Finally got the new Smith Bodyguard 39 special to the range and I'm pleased. Yeah, the trigger is heavy but manageable. Using Winchester white box 130 grain FMJ ammo (not my favorite) I was able to keep 2 to 3 inch groups at ten yards and the shots were close to center. Recoil was surprisingly controlable. Oddly, the better groups were done rapid fire.

For a 14 ounce snubby DA only, I am very pleased and reassured. It's only five shots but now I know they will go where I want if needed.

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2019 07:26 PM (7EjX1)

73 Here's a question, what one shooting related item would you like to find under the tree on Christmas morning?


Saw it earlier today at the PX. M1A for only $1,895.95.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2019 07:26 PM (axyOa)

74 ThugLife is us tonight . Getting used to all the hi-tech shit at the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

75 71 Weasel! It's happening. Just living the perfect life. You know... sitting naked on my front porch eating pickles and cleaning my AT-4 that may have fallen out the back of a transport that I most certainly did not run off the road.
Posted by: ThugLife at December 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)
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Ha! Really good to have you here, man.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:27 PM (MVjcR)

76 Jane he's cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2019 07:28 PM (ZCEU2)

77 Pickles are really good.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

78 Eating pickles naked. Is that what the kids are saying these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:28 PM (ycWCI)

79 Paranoid rant:

I am suspicious about something. Clothing fabric has been getting thinner and clingier while the general population has become lumpier and sloppier. There is no aesthetic reason for this style evolution.

And don't get me started on the impossibility of pocket carry for women. The front pockets of my jeans are 4 inches deep. Back pockets are 5 inches.

Wearing tactical clothing built for carrying just advertises that you are carrying.

Anyway, is modern clothing designed to make it harder to conceal a weapon?

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:28 PM (87gB3)

80 I've bred and created a monster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

81 AT=4?

Just be careful not to get hit by the plastic fragments from the cover when you fire it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:29 PM (d5Ayn)

82 This week was the first time I got the Nambu Type 94 out to the range. The one I have was made in 1936 from what I can tell. Funny little pistol, the Japs made it for their air and tank crews as it is small and has small grips for small handed fellas. Chambered in 8 mm Nambu, it's like a .380 ACP with a lot less oomph.

It also has the reputation as the worst combat handgun ever made by anyone and with good reason. The trigger sear bar is exposed on the side of the pistol so you can shoot it with the trigger sear bar press or with the standard trigger pull. I didn't try this trick at the range though.

Sights are pretty crappy too. But when I shot it, it ran well and was accurate out to 40 feet. Light recoil and the trigger is actually nice and light and crisp.

Uses a funny rising block action, but it's Japanese so what the hell. A simple blow back would have accomplished the same thing.

Banzai!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2019 07:29 PM (Z+IKu)

83 Who's buying the rounds?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:23 PM


For ThugLife and Emmie, or the ball turret?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:29 PM (DMUuz)

84 Spike, good eye.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 08, 2019 07:30 PM (ZfBVE)

85 Using a shipping container for ____ purpose isn't the thing that impresses.

D.B. Cooper's Execution of the Concept absolutely rocks it, though!

I'll add my keyboard to the chorus of compliments on the space planning. But you know what else shines in those photos?

Superior Craftsmanship. Sure, it's simple tables and shelves (looks furtively 'round for Ace), but there's not one bit of "wood-butchery" to be seen.

Everything is square, level and true.

Know what else impresses in there. That's a big Dillon 550 or 650 press over there in the back corner of things. We're talkin' damn near full on commercial ammo factory.

And that's only ONE of several presses visible on and under the worktops.

Question for D.B. How've you treated the exterior, both as to weatherproofing, but also as to "putting-off" the eyes of the curious?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 07:30 PM (QzJWU)

86 Ok, back to Christmas. I really want a VERY expensive optic that our host said I NEEDED.
They don't have them at Walmart.

Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:30 PM (WoI55)

87 Ralphie became a sniper in the Army and then the CIA. Ralphie is a badass!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2019 07:30 PM (NiT+h)

88 Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2019 07:26 PM (7EjX1)
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Nice, JTB. Give it a couple more range trips, but I've never met a S&W revolver I didn't like.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:30 PM (MVjcR)

89
Hey Hey
Ho Ho
_____ has go to go!

This week's fill-in-the-blank for the Leftist-Fascists is...

the NRA!

The fascists went to the Supreme Court building, a.k.a. The Morgue, to chant for the abolishment of a private, law-abiding organization.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 08, 2019 07:31 PM (YXQrO)

90 Wearing tactical clothing built for carrying just advertises that you are carrying.

Anyway, is modern clothing designed to make it harder to conceal a weapon?
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:28 PM (87gB3)

Have you tried buying a pair of dude jeans? The last pair of Levis I bought has these ridiculously deep pockets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:31 PM (ycWCI)

91 I believe ThugLife was approved as D'oh Boy's nic
at the TX MoMe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

92 Anyway, is modern clothing designed to make it harder to conceal a weapon?
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:28 PM (87gB3)

Y'all are the gender that insists on wearing form fitting clothing. First thing they told us in concealed carry class is, 'you may have to dress like a slob'.

Posted by: Vanya at December 08, 2019 07:31 PM (U7voe)

93 I have an opportunity to purchase a Sig 229 police trade in at local gun store, any advice will be appreciated.

Posted by: JB at December 08, 2019 07:32 PM (+AGsM)

94 87 Ralphie became a sniper in the Army and then the CIA. Ralphie is a badass!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2019 07:30 PM (NiT+h)

Just like John Denver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:32 PM (ycWCI)

95 I want to buy a bunch of 45 ACP for my 1911s. Any suggestions about the best buy as to price / performance? What bulk to stay away from?

Posted by: freaked at December 08, 2019 07:32 PM (Tnijr)

96
Bullshit call.

But Tom Brady is not sitting down for this shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 08, 2019 07:32 PM (YXQrO)

97 Anyway, is modern clothing designed to make it harder to conceal a weapon?
Posted by: Emmie

Great reason to wear retro looks from the thrift store

Posted by: phone of kari at December 08, 2019 07:32 PM (8IQhD)

98 Under the tree. Either a CZ-75, or the rest of the components to build the AR [that would be almost all of them]. Having a few cases of ammo, reloading dies, case gauge, trimmer attachments, and components [brass and bullets and primers] for a caliber you don't own yet isn't a sign of illness, right?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2019 07:32 PM (El6T/)

99 80 I've bred and created a monster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)
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Yep. I liked him immediately!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:32 PM (MVjcR)

100 Normally I call in Red Flag tips on my liberal neighbors, dress as a cop, then go in with the raid. This way I can see all the cool shit they have That I can steal during the boogaloo. Because... you know... I have guns and they don't. Also collecting the tears of a liberal that just had their rights violated goes well with a Black Rifle Coffee Brew.
That sums up my typical Wednesday evening activities.
What does everyone else do with their spare time?

Posted by: ThugLife at December 08, 2019 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

101 Ralphie transitioned later. Became Rachel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

102 40 ... "The High Road reloading forum has a great long-running thread "show us your reloading bench" - look through it, and you'll have more gun nutz to envy besides our own DB."

Be warned. Looking through that thread will cause you to spend money you can't afford. The best outcome will leave you with a bad case of bench envy. Don't ask how I know.

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2019 07:33 PM (7EjX1)

103 O/T: actor Rene Auberjonois is mort from metastatic lung cancer at age 79. RIP.

The Odo meter turned over.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (DMUuz)

104 Sorry to go off topic on the gun thread, but military retiree 'rons may want to check their healthcare payment if they use Tricare. My credit card was hit with a huge charge because of a payment glitch that moved the decimal point two spaces to the right. https://tinyurl.com/snwhs3j

Posted by: no good deed at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (MmFTx)

105 Bullshit call.
But Tom Brady is not sitting down for this shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer

The TD they stole from Harry was way worse. Hope my pats can pull this out

Posted by: phone of kari at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (8IQhD)

106 Jeebus, son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

107
If you want him to grow up to be a communist, sure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:23 PM (ycWCI)

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Without getting into the crossbow/longbow argument about AK vs. AR (I prefer AK)...

The AK was designed so that even a peasant child could use it effectively. And, for the Serbian tactical version I have, I designed a super-comfortable buttpad made of silicone mattress-topper (and Gorilla Tape). A small boy can shoot it comfortably, in the extended or pistol-grip configuration.

I think it's probably a solid training-rifle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (/wFGe)

108 Thug Life, what a treat to see you here!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (hGDfM)

109 Only thing that would have made DB Coopers new work space better is if he would have made it an underground bunker.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 08, 2019 07:35 PM (2DOZq)

110 Ralphie became a sniper in the Army and then the CIA. Ralphie is a badass!

I thought he was also in some porn movies

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 08, 2019 07:35 PM (TTKqJ)

111 When M*A*S*H goes to New Orleans was published, the Finest Kind surgeons had to remove one of Dago Red's lungs. Smoking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:35 PM (d5Ayn)

112 I posted this the other night, knowing that Jim would like the car (P71 Crown Vic), but elicited no comments on the front plate. At an rate, I spotted the car in the parking lot at the VA hospital:


https://tinyurl.com/ub3zqhd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2019 07:36 PM (d4+cE)

113 Posted by: ThugLife at December 08, 2019 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
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Speaking of BRCC, I tried their Murdered Out roast this week. Excellent!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:36 PM (MVjcR)

114 Emmie, you have one definite topographical advantage we guys don't have. Would probably conceal the Sig nicely.
If you send or post pix, we can give tips.

Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:36 PM (WoI55)

115 I think it's probably a solid training-rifle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (/wFGe)

What you are saying an M1 in .30-06 has harsh recoil?!?

He can even get his thumb caught loading the thing. It's a leaning experience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:37 PM (ycWCI)

116 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (/wFGe)M

I ain't a peasant child.

I will admit that it was more arguable before the 6.8.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 08, 2019 07:37 PM (2DOZq)

117 Santa Claus was at the Indiana Welcome Center in Hammond Sat.
The place was full.
No eyes were shot out.

Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2019 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

118 109 Only thing that would have made DB Coopers new work space better is if he would have made it an underground bunker.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 08, 2019 07:35 PM (2DOZq)

I was thinking urinal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:38 PM (ycWCI)

119 indidnt want to bring it up in the thread, but DBCoopers pimped out container is missing a stripper pole.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:38 PM (MVjcR)

120 Had an interesting day at the range.

Mark and I have been trying to do more than stand and make holes in the middle of a stationary target.

We went to the woods a couple of weeks ago and did some move and shoot at targets at different distances and with obstacles. The targets weren't moving, but we were.

It was all very choreographed. I could count my steps and my shots and know exactly what the next target was.

Yesterday, we numbered our targets and called them out to each other randomly. I had more trouble with this exercise. I had to listen, process, move, sight and then shoot.

Fascinating.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 08, 2019 07:38 PM (PkVlr)

121 Modern clothing? Awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 08, 2019 07:38 PM (PUmDY)

122 Very nice shooting, Wyatt!

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:38 PM (87gB3)

123 I bet DB Cooper has a bunch of stripper clips though.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:39 PM (d5Ayn)

124 Hi, Kids! That's on heck of a neat shipping container! Here at home, we spent a lot of time visiting family and not much time at home. OTOH, when we DID get home, I had a Vortex Extended Eye Relief scope for my 1911 300 Blackout pistol conversion waiting for me. They don't make these any more, but I found one in Canada for about a bill. Yay! Me!

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at December 08, 2019 07:39 PM (gMngZ)

125 I want to buy a bunch of 45 ACP for my 1911s. Any suggestions about the best buy as to price / performance?

I've shot a metric crap-ton of Sellier & Beloit with zero problems. When price shopping, be sure to check SGAmmo.com and make sure you include shipping in the comparison.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 08, 2019 07:39 PM (qc+VF)

126 I thought he was also in some porn movies
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 08, 2019 07:35 PM (TTKqJ

That was the kid from The Toy .

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 08, 2019 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

127 My gorgeous and perfect wife is anti gun, in that she doesnt want to shoot (she didnt care that I had them, before my canoeing accident) and has sworn she NEVER WILL.

However, she is a pioneer woman, cooks from scratch on almost everything, and a few weeks ago she told me she would hunt wild boar. Can anyone set me up on a boar hunt so I can turn her into a gungirl?

Posted by: phone of kari at December 08, 2019 07:39 PM (8IQhD)

128 Look for a new addition to WeaselAcres soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:39 PM (hGDfM)

129
Fake Cindy is fake.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 08, 2019 07:39 PM (YXQrO)

130 Nurse, if you ever make it to coastal GA, "Thug Life" aka D'oh Boy, has a friend with a private shooting/blowing up stuff range.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

131 Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 08, 2019 07:38 PM (PkVlr)
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Very nice drill, nurse! That's training!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:40 PM (MVjcR)

132 This officiating is TRASH

Posted by: phone of kari at December 08, 2019 07:40 PM (8IQhD)

133 Evening Horde! GStE stopped by the day after that photo and I had a flash of inspiration.

AR-15 in 350 Legend.

I had just finished initial zero (50 yds) a few hours earlier. I said, "C'mere, you!" Cinched the 2 point sling to minimum and checked Length of Pull. Good to go. "Here, put this on, muzzle downwards." A few inches clearance, so he can carry it on trails.

We'll go shooting one or two evenings over the next 2 weeks. Taking him out for deer hunting the weekend of the 21st.

I'll probably take either a 1911 patterned 10mm or a Blackhawk in 41 Mag, since I know I'll end up carrying the AR some of the time.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 08, 2019 07:40 PM (di1hb)

134 103 O/T: actor Rene Auberjonois is mort from metastatic lung cancer at age 79. RIP.

The Odo meter turned over.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:34 PM (DMUuz)

Well done sir.

And RIP Rene.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 08, 2019 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

135 I was thinking urinal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:38 PM (ycWCI)

Underground bunker with a urinal.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (2DOZq)

136 The 80s had modern clothes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (PUmDY)

137 JB - if the gun fits and you like it - buy it [after inspection naturally].


freaked - ammoseek.com - always, first step when ammo shopping online. At the moment, they show several inexpensive remanufactured [factory reload] options. You can specify brass case, new, etc. Always note the shipping cost item on the right - this varies greatly between vendors, often making the difference in best price.


And SGAmmo in OK often turns out to be the best. Their shipping is cheap and their service is great. TargetSportsUSA usually has free shipping for case lots. Many good options, and ammo is in a cheap phase, so stack 'em high.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (El6T/)

138 Mike Hammer, did you donate some furniture to a thrift store?

Seeing a news report of a live grenade being found in some donated furniture at a place in North Carolina.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (d5Ayn)

139 Comments requested on reliability of the .380 Bersa Thunder. It is the only (afaik) .380 with decocker/first shot dbl action approved for sale in Failifornia. By reliability, mean misfires per/1000 rounds, accuracy to 7 yards. Not worried about trigger.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (gSgAd)

140 If you send or post pix, we can give tips.
Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:36 PM (WoI55)


So sorry, Red. These are Mr. Bassman's private boobs.

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (87gB3)

141 phone of kari, find any rancher in Texas and your good to go. No license required.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (hGDfM)

142 I thought he was also in some porn movies


That was the kid who stuck his tongue to the pole. Foreshadowing.

Posted by: no good deed at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM (MmFTx)

143 *pours Thug Life a double bourbon*

Here ya go, amigo. After all that hard work de-gunning your commie neighbor, it's the least I can do for you.

Oh, and what kind of gubz didja make away with, huh?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM (QzJWU)

144 So I recently talked to a child hood friend that is now a State Trooper in Athens and apparently it is perfectly legal to put Aspirin in the tip of your hollow points to prevent clotting of the blood. He may or may not have heard this from the DA in Athens.So... do with that what you will.

Posted by: ThugLife at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

145 indidnt want to bring it up in the thread, but DBCoopers pimped out container is missing a stripper pole.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:38 PM


A possible reason for that is that short videos would be taken of the performances, and posted on Youtube under the title of Stripper Clips.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM (DMUuz)

146 128 Look for a new addition to WeaselAcres soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:39 PM (hGDfM)
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Don't think it didn't occur to me!

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

147 Thug Life!

Welcome! Your mamma is such a joy! She's walking me through my boy's journey through boot camp at Camp Pendleton. He's doing well and is having a ball. No, really!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM (PkVlr)

148 *waves to Eris*

Still not found that US Navy corrosion control manual for the F-14A Tomcat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM (d5Ayn)

149 So how many rounds from an M-16 does it take to cut a Christmas tree down?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:24 PM (d5Ayn

Read the comment and all I could think of was a goofy looking owl trying to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

Posted by: tbodie at December 08, 2019 07:43 PM (Xr3y2)

150 And don't get me started on the impossibility of pocket carry for women. The front pockets of my jeans are 4 inches deep. Back pockets are 5 inches.

Wearing tactical clothing built for carrying just advertises that you are carrying.

Anyway, is modern clothing designed to make it harder to conceal a weapon?
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:28 PM (87gB3)


Think about carrying somewhere besides the pocket. Inside the waistband (IWB) is a popular option. Some IWB holsters are slim and don't add much to the pistol's dimensions, others have breathable pads and two belt loops to help spread the weight and reduce irritation. There are even tuckable options where you can tuck a shirt in over the gun, behind the waistband. Another solution is cover garments, like loose shirts or sweaters that help break up the outline and keep it from printing.

This is what I use. I can tuck a button-down shirt in normally and it doesn't look any different from the other side where the shirt is bloused out a little from the belt just from moving around.

https://stoatnet.org/pjpps.jpg

The first video on the manufacturer's gallery is of a rather diminutive woman showing how she conceals with it.

https://tinyurl.com/wnugfgz

(SFW, you goons)

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2019 07:43 PM (t+qrx)

151 I want to buy a bunch of 45 ACP for my 1911s. Any suggestions about the best buy as to price / performance


The South Korean ammo PMC is quality for a reasonable price.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 08, 2019 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

152 Had a great range visit yesterday with the Nurse.

I gotta say, I wish I'd told the younger version of myself to buy a CZ P07 and a Kadet Adapter for .22 shooting. It's a damn, damn good platform.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 08, 2019 07:44 PM (d1uFV)

153 Phone of Kari, don't know if it's still in operation, but check out Big Woods in Palestine *palasTEEN*, TX. Great hog hunting. Thousands of acres of river bottom.

Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:44 PM (WoI55)

154 Still not found that US Navy corrosion control manual for the F-14A Tomcat.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM (d5Ayn)
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I have to think it's buried somewhere at John King Used Books.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 08, 2019 07:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

155
103 O/T: actor Rene Auberjonois is mort from metastatic lung cancer at age 79. RIP.

The Odo meter turned over.
Posted by: Duncanthrax



Odo was also lots of cartoon voices.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 08, 2019 07:46 PM (YXQrO)

156 The Big Woods on the Trinity. Still in operation.

Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:46 PM (WoI55)

157 Jim
Sunk New Dawn... thanks for the Bourbon, brutha!

Posted by: ThugLife at December 08, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

158 I'll probably take either a 1911 patterned 10mm or a Blackhawk in 41 Mag,
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 08, 2019 07:40 PM


Either of those choices simply confirm your exquisite knowledge and taste, not to mention overall goodguyness.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:46 PM (DMUuz)

159 Passes Thug Life a cigar to go with that bourbon.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:47 PM (hGDfM)

160 Have you tried buying a pair of dude jeans? The last pair of Levis I bought has these ridiculously deep pockets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:31 PM (ycWCI)


Dude jeans don't stay up. I have a waist.

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:47 PM (87gB3)

161 149 So how many rounds from an M-16 does it take to cut a Christmas tree down?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:24 PM (d5Ayn
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We can usually drop a small pine with a 30 round magazine in the MP5.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:48 PM (MVjcR)

162 Looking at those Thompson's and BARs reminded me this is the 80th year anniversary of the 1934 National Firearms Act.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 08, 2019 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

163 Or I have not excavated the correct book pile yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:48 PM (d5Ayn)

164 I want to buy a bunch of 45 ACP for my 1911s. Any suggestions about the best buy as to price / performance? What bulk to stay away from?
Posted by: freaked at December 08, 2019 07:32 PM (Tnijr)


The cheap stuff on SGAmmo works well enough: Sellier & Bellot and Fiocchi. I also get Remington UMC and Winchester Service Grade.

I think Bl*zer has dirtier powder than other brands, and Winchester White Box gave me a dud or two out of a box of 500, so I avoid that one now.

Posted by: Lazy Messenger at December 08, 2019 07:48 PM (f0Pv6)

165 A room? Always funny

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 08, 2019 07:49 PM (PUmDY)

166 I know this is the gun thread but CHIEFS BEAT NEW ENGLAND!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2019 07:49 PM (dUJdY)

167 Dude jeans don't stay up. I have a waist.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:47 PM (87gB3)

They make these things called belts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:49 PM (ycWCI)

168 What you are saying an M1 in .30-06 has harsh recoil?!?

He can even get his thumb caught loading the thing. It's a leaning experience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2019 07:37 PM (ycWCI)

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My first firearm I shot was a Remington .30-06 bolt-action. It was SUPER cool for me. But it hurt like hell. I figure once the boy gets used to an AK-47, then he can play with Big Stuff.

When I first tried the AR-15, I was afraid of the kick, until I tried it, and found out it was nothing, though.

Maybe that's the way to go. Do the big stuff first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:49 PM (/wFGe)

169 Nurse, be aware that the sweet gentle son you sent to the Marine Corps risks becoming my son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

170 He's doing well and is having a ball. No, really!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 08, 2019 07:42 PM


So you did contact the senior training staff with your motherly concerns, per the recommendations made here?

I'll bet the other trainees are jealous that he's getting sung to sleep by the DIs!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 07:50 PM (DMUuz)

171 What Lazy Messenger said.
Sellier and Bellot, CCI Brass, Armscor, Fiocci are all good. Had good results with even cheap Winchester ammo.

Check out SGAMMO, SportsmanGuide or Ammoseek

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 08, 2019 07:50 PM (d1uFV)

172 They ain't called Teufelhunds for nothing..

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2019 07:51 PM (d5Ayn)

173 139 ... I can't give you details about the Bersa Thunder but I've read about them for years. The reviews and comments have been overwhelmingly positive. If I was looking for a 380, the Bersa is where I would start.

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2019 07:51 PM (7EjX1)

174 Welp, son is about to head home with his dog. Hope he didn't show his ass too badly his first visit here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

175 Hi Lazy Messenger!
*waves*
Thanks for taking me and Mark our to the woods. I'm looking forward to going out there again soon and shooting the long guns.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 08, 2019 07:52 PM (PkVlr)

176 Jane D'oh and Nurse ratched, this world is a better place because of your sons.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:52 PM (hGDfM)

177 So much love to you, Ben Had!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

178 I've seen ThugLife shoot, and he has skills, even without holding the handgun sideways in ghetto mode.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

179 For girls who want to carry: think layers.

Get a small OWB holster, like a Desantis Speed Scabbard and wear a button down shirt over your undershirt.

I'm a large mammal but it works for smaller folk than me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 08, 2019 07:53 PM (d1uFV)

180 Since this is a gun thread I thought I might tell everyone about the guns I used to own before the great fire on my house boat that tragically took place in the Bermuda Triangle.
My AR build was a Stag Lower with a Yankee Hill upper. EOTech holo sight. MagPull stock and trigger assembly. I had a local gun store Duracoat her to look like a Commando Rhodesian Sand cammo job. What a beaut!
I think Ralphie needs an AR pistol in 9mm, integrally suppressed with an 8 inch barrel and a folding stock. That's more his size. Plus... I wont one.

Posted by: ThugLife at December 08, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

181 Ben Had... you try any of those El Cubano Cigars, as yet?

I'm looking forward to reading your review!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 07:54 PM (QzJWU)

182 175 Hi Lazy Messenger!
*waves*
Thanks for taking me and Mark our to the woods. I'm looking forward to going out there again soon and shooting the long guns.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 08, 2019 07:52 PM (PkVlr)

What she said.

I do want to get back into IDPA, so hopefully I can head down to Renton this month

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 08, 2019 07:54 PM (d1uFV)

183 "be sure to check SGAmmo.com"

Yeah I did. 25 cents a round is not bad I guess. I'm starting to run out of this Olin I bought a couple of crates of years ago for $100.

Posted by: freaked at December 08, 2019 07:54 PM (Tnijr)

184 174 Welp, son is about to head home with his dog. Hope he didn't show his ass too badly his first visit here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
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Absolute pleasure to have him here.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:54 PM (MVjcR)

185 110 Ralphie became a sniper in the Army and then the CIA. Ralphie is a badass!

I thought he was also in some porn movies
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 08, 2019 07:35 PM (TTKqJ)

------------------------------

As others have noted, that was a different kid. However, Ralphie was in both Iron Man and Spiderman: Far From Home

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2019 07:55 PM (CAJOC)

186 Comments requested on reliability of the .380 Bersa Thunder. It is the only (afaik) .380 with decocker/first shot dbl action approved for sale in Failifornia. By reliability, mean misfires per/1000 rounds, accuracy to 7 yards. Not worried about trigger.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (gSgAd)

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Can't speak to the .380.

But I had the .40 Thunder (a Chanukah gift from my dear old mom), that was fantastic. It was basically like a Beretta, but better built and more reliable.

Then my girlfriend's house got robbed while we were on vacation, the thieves got it, and then the police who caught them refused to give it back.

I really loved that gun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2019 07:55 PM (/wFGe)

187 Jeebers! I always wanted one of those... A Red Ride-AR

Posted by: DaveK at December 08, 2019 07:56 PM (TENQR)

188 139 Comments requested on reliability of the .380 Bersa Thunder. It is the only (afaik) .380 with decocker/first shot dbl action approved for sale in Failifornia. By reliability, mean misfires per/1000 rounds, accuracy to 7 yards. Not worried about trigger.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (gSgAd)

Had one and traded it. Watch for magazine issues. If you can put 200 rounds through without errors, you got a good one.

If you want a .380, Springfield Armory and Smith and Wesson make good ones. The Glock 42 is a wee pocket pistol, which may or may not work for folks, size wise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 08, 2019 07:56 PM (d1uFV)

189 " I want to buy a bunch of 45 ACP for my 1911s. Any suggestions about the best buy as to price / performance?"

I have had good results with Fiocchi and it goes on sale fairly often. My stash of commercial 45 acp is Fiocchi although 95 percent of my 45acp shooting is with my handloads.

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2019 07:56 PM (7EjX1)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2019 07:56 PM (1glZx)

191 ..I've seen ThugLife shoot, and he has skills, even without holding the handgun sideways in ghetto mode.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR)



Having personally witnessed these events, I can attest to the veracity of Weasel's claims.

If Thug Life is shootin' at you, don't bother running. You'll just die tired.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 07:56 PM (QzJWU)

192 Duncanthrax,
No. I did not follow the suggestions given by the Horde. He has gotten many letters, no packages and I have not called the DI about now needing his comfort otter to go to sleep.
I can't wait to see him mid January.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 08, 2019 07:56 PM (PkVlr)

193 Jim - I completely forgot to mention I ordered a box of the Nicaraguan maduros from el cubano when I got back. Very good.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2019 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

194 There is no orange tip on that gun. That kid is going to blow the nearest wall all to hell.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:57 PM (hGDfM)

195 140 If you send or post pix, we can give tips.
Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:36 PM (WoI55)

So sorry, Red. These are Mr. Bassman's private boobs.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:41 PM (87gB3

Understood, Emmie.
Uhhh, what does Mr. Bassman say about your waist?

Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:58 PM (WoI55)

196 Haven't been to the range in a while, unfortunately.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2019 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

197 Heya Nurse & Mark! Yes, there is still so much shooting that needs to be done out in the Wide Free Range. I vote that we all stop going to work and preparing for Christmas and all that stuff and instead we'll just go out and shoot every day.

Posted by: Lazy Messenger at December 08, 2019 07:58 PM (f0Pv6)

198 I had a chance to pick up a repro matchlock with a German stock with a 50 cal rifled barrel at a local pawn shop and I passed it by because I am STUPID STUPID STUPID.

So don't be stupid like me. Always pet a cat you meet on the street, and always pick up that rifle that says "we can have a good time together"


Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2019 07:58 PM (1glZx)

199 Jim, I waiting to sample them when I crack the bottle of Glenlivet.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:59 PM (hGDfM)

200
Fake Sam is back together with Alice. Yay.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 08, 2019 07:59 PM (YXQrO)

201 Uhhh, what does Mr. Bassman say about your waist?
Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:58 PM (WoI55)


That's his as well.

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:59 PM (87gB3)

202 ..Jim, I waiting to sample them when I crack the bottle of Glenlivet.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2019 07:59 PM (hGDfM)



Do you have a good humidor? Let me know. If you lack one, I'll send you a good, rugged, travel humidor.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2019 08:02 PM (QzJWU)

203 Uhhh, what does Mr. Bassman say about your waist?
Posted by: RI Red at December 08, 2019 07:58 PM

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That's his as well.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2019 07:59 PM


* scuffs ground *
* looks at shoes *

Ummmm, you're not giving us a lot to work with here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 08, 2019 08:02 PM (DMUuz)

204 Son is still here. He's still figuring out this hi-tech blog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)