The Morning Report - 11/21/19

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Good morning kids. Thursday and as the sham-peachment rolls on, the big news coming out yesterday was EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland's blockbuster testimony wherein he stated in response to Schiff-for-Brains, and I'm paraphrasing, that yes he believed that Trump did ask for some sort of quid pro quo with regards to aid money for Ukraine. Aside from the fact that the past few days of testimony of the Dems' own witnesses shot quid pro quo to hell and they then went on to bribery and extortion, that was enough for Schiff-for-Brains to halt the proceedings on the pretext of a bathroom break to dash out into the hallway where a gaggle of propagandists had their microphones and cameras rolling:

"The veneer has been torn away... This is a seminal moment in our investigation."

And the agitprop media went wild. Except when the Republicans started grilling him, he was forced to whistle a very different tune - namely the whole truth.

...Ambassador Sondland admitted that his conclusion tying the release of the withheld security aid to Ukraine to "some kind of action on the public statement that we had been discussing for many weeks" was only his own presumption, supported by no direct evidence. He conceded, in response to a question from Republican Rep. Mike Turner, that nobody told him that President Trump linked the Ukraine aid to a Biden investigation. "No one on this planet told you that President Trump was tying aid to investigations. Yes or no?" Rep. Turner asked. Sondland replied: "Yes." In a follow-up question, Rep. Turner asked, "So you really have no testimony here today that ties President Trump to a scheme to withhold aid from Ukraine in exchange for these investigations?" Ambassador Sondland replied, "Other than my own presumption." At another point in his testimony, the ambassador downgraded his "presumption" of a quid pro quo to "my own personal guess...

CNN actually had to change it's chyron of "Trump About to Be Arrested" almost in mid-sentence of Sondland's damning statement. But the real killer-diller here is Sondland recalled a meeting he had with Trump wherein the President specifically and unequivocally declared:

"I WANT NOTHING! I WANT NOTHING! I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO! TELL PRESIDENT ZELENSKY TO DO THE RIGHT THING!"

Jim Jordan, whose head I fully expect to explode at any moment over all the outrageousness of this madness, wanted to know why, in G-d's name, in Sondland's entire 23-page statement about the incident was this conversation - which is exculpatory in the extreme and completely exonerates Trump over anything he is being accused of vis a vis quid pro quo, bribery, extortion, picking his feet in Poughkeepsie, etc. - omitted from his testimony? And Sondland said, get this, there wasn't enough room in his report to include it. If I were Jim Jordan, I'd have leaped over the lectern, ripped Sondland's arms from his body and beaten Schiff-for-Brains to death with them (rhetorically speaking).

But, no matter. Schiff-for-Brains finally got a shred of an iota of a fig leaf of an excuse to declare he's got the goods on Trump and so as we speak the articles of impeachment are being drafted based on Sondland's testimony, minus the aforementioned of course. The Democrats are already attempting to spin all of this but of course are omitting, as is their wont when facts get in the way of the meme, the context around the conversations between Trump, Zelensky and all the players involved. Zelensky was elected to root out and end rampant corruption in his country from the previous administration. That gang of crooks it should be noted were up to their eyeballs in it and it involved the Bidens, Clinton, Obama and others that along with run of the mill goniffing of millions, players in that nation were part of the Russian collusion myth/plot to sabotage Trump in 2016. All Trump was trying to do was ensure that any aid going to Ukraine would not end up stolen and or pissed away as it was under both presidents' predecessors. That my friends is the kind of smart and 100% legal statecraft which is part of the platform Trump ran and won on. Devin Nunes, G-d bless him, was attempting to bring up this very issue and put things in context as well, citing a witness (can't recall his name, dammit!) who gave a sworn deposition to what I just related and that would've blown a hole the size of a $150 billion dollar pallet of case into Sondland's entire testimony. But of course Schiff-for-Brains would not allow him to testify.

My gut tells me that, like everything else, this too shall explode in their faces. Look, they are going to have a vote on impeachment no matter what happens and of course it will pass, but along strict party lines. Even after yesterday, the people are sick to death of this garbage because they are recognizing more and more that it is indeed an attempt to illegally oust Trump. Plus, if/when this gets to the Senate, the whole thing will bust wide open with witnesses that the Dems are desperate not to be called because it will not only debunk their case against Trump, it will reveal the original plot to overthrow him and put all sorts of people in the spotlight and jeopardy, at least in theory. Plus there is Horowitz and Durham, but AG Barr gave a speech the other day that only hints at his fury at the Democrats.

Lastly, it should be noted that Gordon Sondland and his wife have received threats and intimidation, as well as organized protests at some of the hotels that they own. In the center of this is a Democrat Congressman from Antifa City USA, aka Portland Oregon named Earl Blumenauer who openly called for boycotts, and then later emitted the not-so cryptic Tweet "Welcome to the Resistance." The Left went out of its mind with rage when Trump let out a Tweet about Masha Potatovich (Maria Yovanovytch) which was an absolute nothing-burger compared to this, which is bust-out in-your-face witness intimidation. Could that account for Sondland's behavior and the omission of the exculpatory evidence from his 23-page statement and his responses to Schiff-for-Brains? Well, given all we have seen from intimidating people in restaurants to doxxing personal information, to bike locks in the head to gunning down Republicans at a softball practice, I'd say it's a possibility.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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1 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (ECrgQ)

2
too much content. I have work to do!

Posted by: IanDeal at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (vgGyZ)

3 Woot! Morning, Horde!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (ECrgQ)

4 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (muI26)

5 morning linn.

Would you please reach out to me? Contact info in my nic.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (Y4EXg)

6 Now to read the content. Might take a while....

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 07:19 AM (ECrgQ)

7 One thing about being a space alien is you don't have to be ashamed of the human race.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:19 AM (Tnijr)

8 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:19 AM (JwHjN)

9 Hey horde. Top 10ish. Whooot!

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man about Town at November 21, 2019 07:20 AM (wmfhQ)

10 wtfo??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

11 Pretty early.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 21, 2019 07:21 AM (77GNy)

12 I got 1100 on the last thread! Woohoo!

Now, content.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:21 AM (3Z6pZ)

13 lucky 11?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 07:21 AM (Dh1wo)

14 Thanks J.J.


And as alway...


Happy Birthday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:22 AM (cqNba)

15 13 lucky 11?

There goes my fucking day.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 07:22 AM (Dh1wo)

16 buenos dias hordistas.....
Hmmmmm...desayunos

Posted by: Pablo at November 21, 2019 07:22 AM (T+lAA)

17 "No one on this planet"

We space aliens know things.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:22 AM (Tnijr)

18 Someone should ask Sondland if any of this constitutes "bribery."

Even on his worst day I bet he wouldn't think so.

Posted by: cpurick at November 21, 2019 07:24 AM (7YrFp)

19 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:25 AM (cEsBM)

20 So, how many grandkids does this make for Joe Biden?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:25 AM (cqNba)

21 That's not funny!

Posted by: michelle fields at November 21, 2019 07:25 AM (Dh1wo)

22 I have a plane to catch,so please release me let me go to Ambassador Land where the fun is.

Posted by: saf at November 21, 2019 07:25 AM (5IHGB)

23 17 "No one on this planet"

We space aliens know things.
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:22 AM (Tnijr)


"I know, right?"

- - Architect David Vincent

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:25 AM (zBaqJ)

24 "Lastly, it should be noted that Gordon Sondland and his wife have received threats and intimidation"

They need to be moved to a secure location, under Virginia!

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:26 AM (Tnijr)

25 Willowed.

1086 https://tinyurl.com/wpgg3xq

Nicky Haley news/conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:26 AM (XzVUd)

26 "Lastly, it should be noted that Gordon Sondland and his wife have received threats and intimidation"


Is this how Schiff got him to change his testimony?

Posted by: A. Bunker at November 21, 2019 07:26 AM (oVJmc)

27 " "Lastly, it should be noted that Gordon Sondland and his wife have received threats and intimidation"


Make them were MAGA hats while in public.

That will stop the threats.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)

28 Yahoo "News" told me last night that after Sondland's testimony, it's all over for President Trump except loading the moving trucks to take PotUSvsg away from the White House. It is truly scary how differently people view the same events.

Posted by: Marooned at November 21, 2019 07:27 AM (8hRlF)

29 20 So, how many grandkids does this make for Joe Biden?
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Given his crack-head loser son's willingness to stick his dick in anything that moves, we'll probably never know the actual number.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 07:27 AM (k4dH2)

30 were=wear


F'n aunt-cucumber.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)

31 G-Damnit!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)

32 #20 Sniffing or feeling up, VIA???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 07:28 AM (Dh1wo)

33 If Peter Buttigieg gets to become President I expect he will try to revoke the tax exempt status of churches which don't support gay marriage.

He's an intelligent guy (Not about that;,But he's well spoken and sharp) He will know well enough to play the gay card if attacked by Trump (and Trump does not have a problem with gay marriage), but will try to appear a little more centrist to the people that would appeal to. He would appear to be the more moderate candidate if he gets picked by Warren for VP

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:29 AM (WI7YS)

34 So, how many grandkids does this make for Joe Biden?


Joe can't count past four. He just tells them apart by smell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 07:29 AM (oVJmc)

35 Have any of the alphabet unfree presstitutes mentioned the paste eater's bastard grandchild? I'm pretty sure Always Be Cocksucking hasn't.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 07:30 AM (y7DUB)

36 I think it's obvious by the way the Dem are protecting Biden that he will be their candidate. Not to win of course, just to get thru this cycle in the most outrageous way possible.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:31 AM (Tnijr)

37 Talked to an old buddy yesterday about the DC shenanigans. He's a high powered litigation attorney with one of the Big Law firms. Big money. Big reputation. Big cases. Anyway, he's completely disgusted by the Schiff madness professionally.

Big Dem donor as is his firm and most of his partners and really doesn't care for PDT much.

That was then, this is now. Still not a big Trump fan but no more $$$$$ for the Dems. Can't support them any longer.

Just one data point but interesting to me, at least.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:31 AM (Y4EXg)

38 Tulsi / Haley 2024

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:31 AM (XzVUd)

39 Just think, if Hunter Biden had knocked up his dead brother's wife, his niece and nephew could have had a new brother/cousin or sister/cousin!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 07:31 AM (k4dH2)

40 So Trump had the little satan over for dinner. The great satan, of course, does no evil.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:32 AM (XzVUd)

41 Kendra's Law is worthless if medications for those deemed dangerous to others is not mandatory. Without medication a 72h hold is just wasting money and these people will end up incarcerated.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 07:32 AM (U7k5w)

42 it looks like trump was backtracking when he told sondland "i want no quid pro quo", possibly from criticism in the administration to his push for ukraine corruption investigation. but even then, if that's true, what you have left is a thought crime.

Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 07:34 AM (Pg+x7)

43 Angry Russia exposes operational details of Israeli strikes in Syria
Moscow says IAF jets used Jordanian airspace for strikes on targets in and around Damascus, accuses Israel of causing increased tensions and the potential for conflict around Syria, as well as counteracting our efforts to control the situation



Not content with condemning its attacks in Syria as destabilizing, Russias Foreign Ministry this week decided to embarrass Israel, revealing information about four alleged IDF attacks in the past 10 days even saying it used Jordanian airspace to carry out one of them.

In case anyone was wondering if Russia is not still THE Enemy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:34 AM (cEsBM)

44 Interesting how the verbiage changes.

Then: "We just want everyone to be treated equally".

Now: "Whitey needs to die."

Then: "We just want to be left alone."

Now: "Bake the cake MFer, or we'll destroy you."

So, was this the plan all along or, was it subverted at some point?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 07:34 AM (HWisp)

45 40
So Trump had the little satan over for dinner.


NY Post says Peter Thiel was also there ... carrying the holy water, no doubt.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:35 AM (XzVUd)

46 36 I think it's obvious by the way the Dem are protecting Biden that he will be their candidate. Not to win of course, just to get thru this cycle in the most outrageous way possible.
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:31 AM (Tnijr)


If the Dems are honest with themselves, they will rig it for Biden to be the one to lose bigly to Trump, and thereby be able to say "see? The old Democrat Party is dead and we need to go full Leftist."

BUT... if they really do believe their own Kool-Aid, they will nominate Lizzy Hekawi or some other full on freak and then get totally blown out the water, and their Marxsm repudiated by the electorate.

Lose-Lose either way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:35 AM (zBaqJ)

47 This impeachment thingy is a Seinfeld episode gone mad.

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 21, 2019 07:35 AM (xXx5y)

48 Hmm, I'm sure I posted "Good morning, Horde" just a few minutes ago.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 21, 2019 07:35 AM (nvMvs)

49 So, was this the plan all along or, was it subverted at some point?
Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 07:34 AM (HWisp)

This was Obama's plan all along.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 07:35 AM (U7k5w)

50 J.J. Thanks for posting the great essay by Daniel Greenfield on lousy woke feminist reboots. I was pointing out that article but it got willowed in the ONT. I have decided to have a crush from a distance and not communicated for Daniel Greenfield and Jim Jordan and perhaps Devin Nunes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:36 AM (WI7YS)

51 If Peter Buttigieg gets to become President I expect he will try to revoke the tax exempt status of churches which don't support gay marriage.


So those who toe the line still get the tax exemption? I'd say that would cross the establishment clause.

They could, however, just tax all churches.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

52 With the FBI going over Epstein's tapes will Pornhub survive the diminished traffic?

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 07:36 AM (y7DUB)

53 Who is the little Satan?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:36 AM (WI7YS)

54
I predict the FBI will lose all the Epstein tapes. At least any of them that show Epstein was a CIA asset.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 07:37 AM (f1Vqw)

55 47 This impeachment thingy is a Seinfeld episode gone mad.
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This is too stupid even for Seinfeld.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 07:37 AM (k4dH2)

56 48
Hmm, I'm sure I posted "Good morning, Horde" just a few minutes ago.


That's why it's called "the horde" ... clue's in the name.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:37 AM (XzVUd)

57 With the FBI going over Epstein's tapes will Pornhub survive the diminished traffic?
Posted by: Captain Hate


I have faith in the horde.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:38 AM (WFe5M)

58 They could, however, just tax all churches.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

They could do that too; It would be a good way to force churches out of operation, but perhaps we'd have a revival if the churches had to go underground.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:38 AM (WI7YS)

59 53
Who is the little Satan?


Zuck.

Goo is great (because it claims no evil).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:38 AM (XzVUd)

60 'Movie Studio Wanted Julia Roberts to Play Harriet Tubman'

Space alien roles should be played by space aliens only.
I'm tired of my culture being appropriated.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:38 AM (Tnijr)

61 Hey, TonyPete! Um...tech fail? I keep getting error messages.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (7ng67)

62 Buttplug thinks being gay connects him to the black community? As I remember, and correct me if I am wrong, THE Black Community bitterly resents that analogy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (cEsBM)

63
One of Randy Andy's ex-girlfriends, "Lady Hervey" some damned model, said she she was staying in one of Epstein's pads, arranged by Randy Andy, and she discovered hidden cameras in the bedroom and bathrooms.

Epstein and Ghislaine filmed them all doing everything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (f1Vqw)

64 I never have gotten the Julia Roberts thing.

Eric is better looking.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (Y4EXg)

65 62 Buttplug thinks being gay connects him to the black community? As I remember, and correct me if I am wrong, THE Black Community bitterly resents that analogy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (cEsBM)


Anal... o, gee!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:40 AM (zBaqJ)

66 I never have gotten the Julia Roberts thing.
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She has about 43 teeth.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:40 AM (3Z6pZ)

67 Prince Andrew Had Public Duties, Is Stepping Down from Them

*********


He's Now Known As Indecipherable Squiggle - a limerick

The Queen was disgusted and hence
She fired Andrew for perverse events
They're all strange, you see
But this guy may be
The oddest( formerly known as Prince)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 07:41 AM (m45I2)

68 Hey, TonyPete! Um...tech fail? I keep getting error messages.
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Oh, where it says 'the path . . . .' my email addy is in there.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:41 AM (Y4EXg)

69 60 "movie studio wanted julia roberts to play harriet tubman..."

that's a no-no. they should have pushed portia de rossi - only lesbians... etc, etc.

Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 07:41 AM (Pg+x7)

70 > He will know well enough to play the gay card if attacked by Trump

The thing is, playing the gay card or the race card does not work with Trump, because Trump just does not give a shit.

I'll be interested to see what nickname he comes up with for BootyJizz, if he winds up getting the nom.
I'm going with "Little Peter" for now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 07:41 AM (oQp6r)

71 The headlines this morning are jaw dropping. Even more jaw dropping than usual....and I haven't even gotten to JJ's roundup!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 07:41 AM (cF8AT)

72 Eric is better looking.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (Y4EXg

This is why 'ettes should help choose the "For the 'ettes" pictures.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 07:41 AM (U7k5w)

73 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (cEsBM)
63

Many Christian AA's are not on board with homosexuality.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:42 AM (WI7YS)

74 65, LOL, JJ !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:42 AM (JwHjN)

75 movie studio wanted julia roberts to play harriet tubman..."

that's a no-no. they should have pushed portia de rossi - only lesbians... etc, etc.
Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 07:41 AM (Pg+x7)
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Roberts would have refused to play a Republican.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:42 AM (3Z6pZ)

76 JJ, Sondland's family is German Jewish and his mother narrowly escaped the Nazis and his father fought against them in the FFL. You might not have realized that when you put that photoshop together.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (NVYyb)

77 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 07:41 AM (oQp6r)

I think Trump should absolutely stay away from anything related to sex or sexual orientation as a nickname for Buttigieg. I'm sure there are other nicknames which he could use.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (WI7YS)

78 Roberts would have refused to play a Republican.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

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But had no problem playing a hooker.

Figures. *Spit.*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (Y4EXg)

79

I saw a Washington Post headline: Democrat bombshells aren't exploding. That happens when they are duds. But that won't stop the MFM from lying through their rotten teeth about everything

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (iDvDq)

80 > Roberts would have refused to play a Republican.

A gun-toting Republican, at that, as Glenn Reynolds often mentions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (oQp6r)

81 They could, however, just tax all churches.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

They could do that too; It would be a good way to force churches out of operation, but perhaps we'd have a revival if the churches had to go underground.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Then I'd want to see politicking from the white pulpits. Black churches already do it with a wink wink nod nod free pass.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (WFe5M)

82 Secular society leaves people wanting some old time religion on occasion, but the left ruins everything. Some purple haired bint hectoring me on "global warming" on Sunday, yeah no, see ya. Churches need to concern themselves with the salvation of souls, and not much else.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (HWisp)

83 Buttplug thinks being gay connects him to the black community? As I remember, and correct me if I am wrong, THE Black Community bitterly resents that analogy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (cEsBM)


I'm not saying the brothers are anti homo, but they made up a term, down low, to talk about it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 07:44 AM (y7DUB)

84 @realDonaldTrump 8 minutes ago

The Republican Party, and me, had a GREAT day yesterday with respect to the phony Impeachment Hoax, & yet, when I got home to the White House & checked out the news coverage on much of television, you would have no idea they were reporting on the same event. FAKE & CORRUPT NEWS!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 07:44 AM (cF8AT)

85 Prince Andrew drops his Royal Duties


(Note: 'Royal Duties' is one of those peculiar British terms, meaning 'trousers'.)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 07:44 AM (m45I2)

86 it looks like trump was backtracking when he told
sondland "i want no quid pro quo", possibly from criticism in the
administration to his push for ukraine corruption investigation. but
even then, if that's true, what you have left is a thought crime.


Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 07:34 AM

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It's not even a thought crime, sonland was just making $hit up when he "presumed" that's what Trump wanted.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 07:44 AM (JUOKG)

87 I think Trump should absolutely stay away from anything related to sex or sexual orientation as a nickname for Buttigieg.

I'm sure there are other nicknames which he could use.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Yeah. "Mayor Who?"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:45 AM (WFe5M)

88 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (cEsBM)

Christian or not, most AAs are not in the LGTBQ corner. It's a creepy white thing for the most part, especially the fake transition shit.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 07:45 AM (U7k5w)

89 I think Trump should absolutely stay away from anything related to sex or sexual orientation as a nickname for Buttigieg. I'm sure there are other nicknames which he could use.
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Buttgig looks like Howdy Doody. Maybe that's what Trump should call him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 07:45 AM (k4dH2)

90 Yeah. "Mayor Who?"
Posted by: rickb223

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Cindy Lou Who's Dad?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:46 AM (Y4EXg)

91 >>Democrat Congressman from Antifa City USA, aka Portland Oregon named Earl Blumenauer



Is that who's in your MR graphic?

Yikes, if this were written as satire it would be rejected for being too 'on the nose'!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 07:46 AM (bDqIh)

92 I'll be interested to see what nickname he comes up with for BootyJizz, if he winds up getting the nom.
I'm going with "Little Peter" for now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


"Mayor Where?"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:46 AM (WFe5M)

93 @realDonaldTrump 18 minutes ago

Why do @ShannonBream & @FoxNews waste airtime on Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell, who recently left the Presidential Primaries having attained a grand number of ZERO in the polls. I don't even know how that is possible. Fox should stay with the people that got them there, not losers!


I was so hoping for a fart joke as started to read this tweet.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 07:47 AM (cF8AT)

94 77 I think Trump should absolutely stay away from anything related to sex
or sexual orientation as a nickname for Buttigieg. I'm sure there are
other nicknames which he could use.


He hardly needs a nickname. The real one is close enough.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:47 AM (XzVUd)

95 "No one on this planet told me the President wanted a Quid Pro Quo...'

Now, I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 21, 2019 07:47 AM (BiNEL)

96 Is Blumenauer the Congressman who wears the little bicycle on his lapel? Creepy guy, one you keep your eye on if he gets too close to children.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 21, 2019 07:47 AM (C1Lsn)

97 76 JJ, Sondland's family is German Jewish and his mother narrowly escaped the Nazis and his father fought against them in the FFL. You might not have realized that when you put that photoshop together.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (NVYyb)


That's Blumenauer, not Sondland.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:47 AM (zBaqJ)

98 It's not even a thought crime, sonland was just making $hit up when he "presumed" that's what Trump wanted.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 07:44 AM (JUOKG)


THIS! It's the only logical conclusion he could draw from it isn't an actual fact just his opinion which he had change from before

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 07:48 AM (iDvDq)

99 Christian or not, most AAs are not in the LGTBQ corner. It's a creepy white thing for the most part, especially the fake transition shit.
Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 07:45 AM (U7k5w)

Yes, but I am not even talking about that. I am talking about how gays, and buttplug trying to compare the Black Civil Rights movement to gay activism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:48 AM (cEsBM)

100 The blacks really stiffed the gays on Prop 8 in CA

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 07:48 AM (rpxSz)

101 82 Secular society leaves people wanting some old time religion on occasion, but the left ruins everything. Some purple haired bint hectoring me on "global warming" on Sunday, yeah no, see ya. Churches need to concern themselves with the salvation of souls, and not much else.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 07:43 AM (HWisp)

We dropped our synagogue after it was infiltrated by the wokers. A High Holiday service decrying white supremacy and spewing shit at LEOS (presumably at the ones standing guard at the entrances) made us realize that the place worshipped Obama and the DNC and little else.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 07:48 AM (U7k5w)

102 SUNY Binghamton is a freaking joke. SUNY has 63 different campuses? That alone is a freaking joke to me. Why anyone would send their kids and money to 90 percent of these colleges is beyond me.

if anyone asked for my advice, I would say go with HIllsdale, the miltary academies and a select few private and state schools. There are the usual suspects but they are getting smaller every decade.

You send your kid and money to a random state school. Then you are not only wasting your money, you are putting it to bad in this day and age. I can't believe I am saying this as in my day and individual was never defined politically or philosophically by his teachers and classmates. I enjoyed mixing it up with teachers and they did not punish me for my beliefs. They might have, but I would never accept that weak position. I really feel badly for kids these days.

I say think long and hard about what you want from a given college and how you expect to get it. Don't just go to go and don't send your kids to assimilation camp unless they are ready to fight for their beliefs.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:48 AM (n13/j)

103 I'll be interested to see what nickname he comes up with for BootyJizz, if he winds up getting the nom.
I'm going with "Little Peter" for now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Pierre LePetite

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 21, 2019 07:49 AM (BiNEL)

104 Well, puny humans, I have to go to work. Catch you later.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Tnijr)

105 Sondland was born to a Jewish family[4][5] in Mercer Island, Washington,[6] the son of Frieda (Piepsch) and Gunther Sondland.[7][8] His mother fled Germany before the Second World War[9] to Uruguay, where after the war she reunited with his father, who had served in the French Foreign Legion

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:49 AM (cEsBM)

106 > The blacks really stiffed the gays on Prop 8 in CA

Oddly, none of them ever thank Obama for that.
Most believe that without the surge in "black church" voters for Obama, the Proposition 8 thing would've turned out the other way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 07:49 AM (oQp6r)

107
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2019 07:49 AM (hx3Q8)

108
Beavis Buttigig or Pete Butthead.

Better?

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:49 AM (zBaqJ)

109 He hardly needs a nickname. The real one is close enough.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:47 AM (XzVUd)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME LOOKS LIKE "BUTT" AND HE LIKES BUTT STUFF.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (3Z6pZ)

110 Morning AltonJackson!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (Y4EXg)

111 Eric is better looking.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:39 AM (Y4EXg

This is why 'ettes should help choose the "For the 'ettes" pictures.

--

I was mentally working on sending OM some suggestions the last day or so and, actually, Eric popped into my head. He certainly isn't bad looking, and looks way better than his sister...who I never got the appeal of either. That bass mouth is hard to overcome. Loved her beautiful hair though.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (JoUsr)

112 The NY Post reports that Ron Dreher who apparently is a conservative RC writer (I've heard the name but haven't read his stuff) calls the cowards at Chik Fil A
"CLUCKSERVATIVES". Now that was clever!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (WI7YS)

113 The blacks really stiffed the gays on Prop 8 in CA
Posted by: REDACTED



Judges stiffed the blacks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (WFe5M)

114 Yes, but I am not even talking about that. I am talking about how gays, and buttplug trying to compare the Black Civil Rights movement to gay activism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:48 AM (cEsBM)

That will backfire outside of woke whites, Little Peter did himself no favors if he wants to equate MLK with drag queens

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 07:51 AM (U7k5w)

115 @realDonaldTrump 8 minutes ago

The Republican Party, and me, had a GREAT day yesterday with respect to the phony Impeachment Hoax, & yet, when I got home to the White House & checked out the news coverage on much of television, you would have no idea they were reporting on the same event. FAKE & CORRUPT NEWS!
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 07:44 AM (cF8AT)


I was at my doctors office for my annual physical yesterday and the shampeachment was on the tv in the waiting room. First of all, nobody was watching it. But if they were, some GOP guy just shredded whatever dipshit witless was testifying; I mean complete destruction of reason for being there. And then I see the news headlines and think WTF.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 07:51 AM (y7DUB)

116

Looks like the MFM is declaring Buttplug the winner of last night's freak show. Biden had another good night. When asked a question about violence against women Biden responded that you have to keep punching at it and punching at it and punching



Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM (Ju3br)

117 Today is the day before Friday!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM (NVYyb)

118 "No one on this planet told me the President wanted a Quid Pro Quo...'

Now, I'm not saying it was aliens, but...


He could have laid down the "God told me" card. I mean, what are you going to do? Argue against God?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM (lD3vL)

119 SUNY Binghamton is a freaking joke. SUNY has 63 different campuses? That alone is a freaking joke to me.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:48 AM (n13/j)

Well Binghamton is the Star in the NY State School system. As a School it is pretty top notch. All the NY State kids who get into an Ivy League School, or Cornell or Rochester, but who can not afford the Tuition got to Binghamton. But is the School left wing, sure. They all are today, even some, many, Catholic Schools

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM (cEsBM)

120 This impeachment thingy is a Seinfeld episode gone mad.
--------
It's an impeachment about nothing!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM (Dh1wo)

121 I was mentally working on sending OM some suggestions the last day or so and, actually, Eric popped into my head. He certainly isn't bad looking, and looks way better than his sister...who I never got the appeal of either. That bass mouth is hard to overcome. Loved her beautiful hair though.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (JoUsr)

Seriously? We should be able to do better. Let's try some sports figures, maybe.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM (U7k5w)

122 >>
I think Trump should absolutely stay away from anything related to sex
or sexual orientation as a nickname for Buttigieg. I'm sure there are
other nicknames which he could use.


Definitely.
Look, the guy has likely been teased about his name since he started grade school. It's unoriginal, and it is easily turned into proof of one's own "homophobia."

He's a red diaper baby Marxist, he's got all kinds of swampy connections, including being a (Soros-funded) Aspen Institute fellow and on the board of the (Ploughshares-funded*) Truman Project. He's also friends with Zuckerberg from their time at Harvard, worked at McKinsey (very swampy) and former Defense Secretary Cohen's National Security consulting firm.

You want to rip Buttigeig, rip him for the many ways he is Obama 2.0. Another trojan horse open society/one world order Marxist dressed up as an awe-shucks Mid-Western mayor and First Gay Prezzy!!



*Ploughshares is the group that worked with Ben Shapiro to create the Iran deal echo chamber.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM (bDqIh)

123 That's Blumenauer, not Sondland.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:47 AM (zBaqJ)

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Ah, thanks!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 07:53 AM (NVYyb)

124
Chik-Fil-A bowing to the almighty dollar because it wants to expand internationally is on par with LeBron James being a Chi-Com stooge because of his greed.

Except James also has swallowed the racialist tripe of America as irredeemably racist and evil hook, line and sinker.

Chik-Fil-A should've known better. Either stick to your principles and enjoy your success as is or expand anyway and let the chips fall where they may.

Too bad. They knuckled under.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:53 AM (zBaqJ)

125 109 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (3Z6pZ)


You could just drop the 'e' and say he likes a BUTT GIG

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:53 AM (XzVUd)

126 102 SUNY Fredonia is also a pretty bad option. Knew a couple of their teachers, very crazy people. Also, the town has a name stolen from a Marx Brothers movie.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 21, 2019 07:53 AM (C1Lsn)

127
Movie Studio Wanted Julia Roberts to Play Harriet Tubman



A local theater company did Henry V. A black woman played Henry. I guess that can only swing one way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 07:53 AM (Ju3br)

128 Hunter Biden did not want a kid pro quo, but he got one anyway,.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 07:53 AM (m45I2)

129 THE Black Community bitterly resents that analogy
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It's surprise analogy!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (Dh1wo)

130 The Republican Party, and me, had a GREAT day yesterday with respect to the phony Impeachment Hoax, & yet, when I got home to the White House & checked out the news coverage on much of television, you would have no idea they were reporting on the same event. FAKE & CORRUPT NEWS!
__________________

Yep, the Dims are ready to impeach Trump because a fat officious Ukranian-immigrant lieutenant colonel, who wasn't on the phone conversation with Trump, heard from a friend who heard from a friend that Trump said something bad. And yesterday's testimony, from the EU ambassador who admits he never heard Trump offer a bribe in the phone call, but guesses and presumes that's what Trump meant to say, is the smoking gun that proves Trump is guilty!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (k4dH2)

131 115 Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 07:51 AM (y7DUB)


Amazing how even when Schiff-for-Brains can stage manage the entire thing he still gets blown out of the water by the House GOP guys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (zBaqJ)

132 Trump flips yet another Federal court to conservative control


This remains to be seen. Many Republican jurists "grow", as they say, on the bench.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (yQpMk)

133 I think Trump can call Buttigigiggi "kid", as in "hey kid!". But I'm not worried, the little guy will never get the nomination.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (NVYyb)

134 The NY Post reports that Ron Dreher who apparently
is a conservative RC writer (I've heard the name but haven't read his
stuff) calls the cowards at Chik Fil A

"CLUCKSERVATIVES". Now that was clever!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (WI7YS)

They will clucking regret this I am sure. "You don't cluck over the Salvation Army a few days before Christmas. The clucking Dallas Cowboys were just on youtube visiting sick people on behalf of the Salvation Army. You are going to tell me the Clucking Dallas Cowboys are now more conservative than CuckFilA?

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (n13/j)

135 I see L. Graham has joined the Tick Tock club. LOLGF.

The RNC called me yesterday looking for donations. I told them to go fvck themselves with barbed wire.

Posted by: Galil at November 21, 2019 07:55 AM (Pzzpr)

136
Oddly, none of them ever thank Obama for that.
Most believe that without the surge in "black church" voters for Obama, the Proposition 8 thing would've turned out the other way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 07:49 AM (oQp6r)

why HOMOgenized milk is white, huh

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 07:55 AM (rpxSz)

137
Hunter Biden did not want a kid pro quo, but he got one anyway,.

============

Stealing that

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 07:55 AM (NVYyb)

138 edit, a few days before Thanksgiving. Sorry about that, I almost never make typos.......

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:56 AM (n13/j)

139 When asked a question about violence against women Biden responded that you have to keep punching at it and punching at it and punching

--

That is so hilarious. Good, ole Joe...

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 07:56 AM (JoUsr)

140 132 Trump flips yet another Federal court to conservative control


This remains to be seen. Many Republican jurists "grow", as they say, on the bench.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (yQpMk)


It's still very good news, all things considered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:56 AM (zBaqJ)

141 I was so hoping for a fart joke as started to read this tweet.
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 07:47 AM (cF8AT)


Between that and not congratulating another Biden Family Values event, it's like the concern trolls have gotten to him. Probably that rodent Conway...

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 07:56 AM (y7DUB)

142 My favorite line from yesterday, I think it was Jordan:

Rep. Jordan: And who was at this meeting?

Sondland: What meeting are you referring to, Congressman?

Rep Jordan: The meeting that didn't take place.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 07:56 AM (m45I2)

143 I predict the FBI will lose all the Epstein tapes. At least any of them that show Epstein was a CIA asset.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 07:37 AM (f1Vqw)


What? If only someone had told them about these tapes. I mean we've collected a lot of evidence in strange places before, but...

Posted by: FBI Director G Costanza knows that EDKH at November 21, 2019 07:56 AM (BiNEL)

144 Mayor McHeadcheese!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 07:57 AM (Dh1wo)

145 Judges stiffed the blacks.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (WFe5M)

Judge Nappy "on a good day"

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 07:58 AM (rpxSz)

146 I'm sure the thing Pooty-poot is most terrified of is going toe-to-toe with the former mayor of SOUTH BEND, INDIANA.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 07:58 AM (oVJmc)

147 TonyPete, it *should* be in your inbox.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 07:58 AM (b0c3x)

148 We definitely eat out a lot less often than a few years ago.

High menu price +
8.5% tax +
4% health fee +
15-20% tip =
Eat at home

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2019 07:58 AM (EZebt)

149

Does Buttigiegs' Bend South? Homer again in Indiana Mayor roadblock ahead.

Posted by: saf at November 21, 2019 07:58 AM (5IHGB)

150 This remains to be seen. Many Republican jurists "grow", as they say, on the bench.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (yQpMk)
It's still very good news, all things considered.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:56 AM (zBaqJ)


I view it as delaying the inevitable, but that's far better than advancing the inevitable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 21, 2019 07:58 AM (BiNEL)

151 Or maybe call him Gigi, as a play on his last name and with reverence to Leslie Caron in the movie, where she was fabulous. What gay mayor would object to being called fabulous?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 07:58 AM (NVYyb)

152 I still more-than-half-believe this is all a trap set by Trump. Consider:

(1) The collusion between the Democrats and Ukraine has been noted here as far back as maybe two years go. It's been front-page news in Ukraine.

(2) Trump has been and probably continues to be surrounded by #Resistance moles since he took office.

(3) Trump's conversations with Zelensky were "perfect" -- that is, there wasn't so much as an inadvertent gaffe or errant phrase that could be even unreasonably interpreted as untoward.

(4) The idea of impeachment is like catnip laced with heroin to the Left. They can't leave it alone even if their very survival depended on it.

It's the third one that has me scratching my head. It was too perfect. The other thing is that, if this is all part of Trump's plan, to have the Democrats' shenanigans exposed in such a way that the even American news media can't ignore it, the plan is so simple that it could work.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2019 07:59 AM (aTOTz)

153
Looks like the MFM is declaring Buttplug the
winner of last night's freak show. Biden had another good night. When
asked a question about violence against women Biden responded that you
have to keep punching at it and punching at it and punching





Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM

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He is the anointed one. Not sure why the left picked him, other than the first gay President of the US stuff, but they did pick him after harris flamed out. He will cause black males to stay home and not vote or if they come out to vote they will vote for Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 07:59 AM (JUOKG)

154 ❘❘❘❙❙❚♠

"No one on this planet told me the President wanted a Quid Pro Quo..."

So, the people who told you that...

Which planet were they from?

National Enquirer minds want to know.
___________

Hi. It's me. Up before... the sun, locally.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at November 21, 2019 08:00 AM (5RITs)

155 Seriously? We should be able to do better. Let's try some sports figures, maybe.

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Believe it or not, it's hard to come up with a bevvy of really good-looking men in entertainment. At least, for me. There are an endless stream of beautiful women, but there just aren't that many men, comparatively, that are on par. At least, numbers wise. Especially when you remove the very well-known ones that would be too easy to guess (like young Mel Gibson, etc...). Maybe I'm just hard to please.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:00 AM (JoUsr)

156 112
The NY Post reports that Ron Dreher who apparently is a conservative RC writer ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:50 AM (WI7YS)



Dreher used to post at NRO. Around the time he left, he coined "crunchy con" (i.e. birkenstock wearing). I think he may have converted to RC since then. He's changed his spots several times ... as his kids grow older and expose him to more sh*t from the culture, I think.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 08:01 AM (XzVUd)

157 >>The blacks really stiffed the gays on Prop 8 in CA

Just look at what black ministers have had to confront. Prop 8 in California, and also the wicked Planned Parenthood/abortionists who purposely place their clinics in their communities.

I'll never forget when the Smithsonian did an exhibit on Civil Rights leaders they included a bust of Margaret Sanger. A bunch of black minister wrote to the museum requesting that they remove it, as her contribution to the black community is KILLING black babies. They refused. A group of ministers (30 or so) then staged a protest outside of the museum. Still didn't remove it and the only media outlets that even covered it were religious/pro-life oriented.

I imagine they are quite sick of these progressive vipers using their community to prop up their own cause, such as likening gay marriage to black civil rights, and claiming PP is providing "care" to young women.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:01 AM (bDqIh)

158 I am not worried about the FBI accidentally wiping out all the Epstein videos, because Ghislaine Maxwell reputedly has copies. Especially the films of Bill Clinton hanging out with topless 17 year olds. Notice no one in law enforcement seems to be looking for her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:01 AM (NVYyb)

159 This impeachment thingy is a Seinfeld episode gone mad.
--------
It's an impeachment about nothing!



*********

The IC was angry that day...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:01 AM (m45I2)

160 I used "cluckservatives" here a long time ago when Ace threatened to ban anyone using cuckservative due to its supposedly racist background / overtones.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 08:01 AM (Dh1wo)

161 I presume that presumptions are as real as the feathers on this mermaid.

Posted by: The Mayor Of The Land Of Make Believe at November 21, 2019 08:01 AM (xP9VN)

162 This is a nice article from Guideposts magazine. It's an article about Cynthia Erivo who plays Harriet Tubman. Her own Christian faith influenced her preparation for the role and she payed with other cast members:

https://tinyurl.com/rpszaph

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 08:02 AM (WI7YS)

163 @realDonaldTrump 3 minutes ago

Bob Mueller, after spending two years and 45 million dollars, went over all of my financials, & my taxes, and found nothing. Now the Witch Hunt continues with local New York Democrat prosecutors going over every financial deal I have ever done. This has never happened to a.....

President before. What they are doing is not legal. But I'm clean, and when I release my financial statement (my decision) sometime prior to Election, it will only show one thing - that I am much richer than people even thought - And that is a good thing. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (cF8AT)

164 Amazing how even when Schiff-for-Brains can stage manage the entire thing he still gets blown out of the water by the House GOP guys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:54 AM (zBaqJ)


I'm mildly encouraged that the GOP hasn't immediately raised the white flag as they would have under Private Ryan. Granted in Scalice's case he almost got murdered by Little Dick Turdbin's email buddy, but Kevin McCarthy seems to have removed the RINO stench on his own.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

165 Rep Jordan: The meeting that didn't take place.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 07:56 AM (m45I2)
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Mine was Nunes at close, telling folks to hide the kids because it was story time from Schiff.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (qpv7P)

166 I keep posting shit naming the whistle sucker on FB...eventually they all come down..what assholes and cowards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (cEsBM)

167 >>I think he may have converted to RC since then. He's changed his spots
several times ... as his kids grow older and expose him to more sh*t
from the culture, I think.

He's written a lot about teen transgenderism. IIRC, that may have even happened to one of his kids?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (bDqIh)

168 Saying we have to keep punching at violence against women is kind of brilliant.
It's comic genius actually

Posted by: VM's phone at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (G546f)

169 Prayed with other cast members, not "payed"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (WI7YS)

170 148 We definitely eat out a lot less often than a few years ago.

High menu price +
8.5% tax +
4% health fee +
15-20% tip =
Eat at home
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2019 07:58 AM (EZebt)

Since pile driving a snotty nose kid is frowned upon in most locales

I don't eat out much either

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (rpxSz)

171 Looks like the MFM is declaring Buttplug the winner
of last night's freak show. Biden had another good night. When asked a
question about violence against women Biden responded that you have to
keep punching at it and punching at it and punching





Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 07:52 AM (Ju3br)

yeah and he never got it even though the audience was laughing at him. "It was like something from SNL about a Republican. It won't be mentioned again by the MSM, Basically no one who wants to know about the debate will hear of it.

As for Bootysweat. He was pretty good but I don't see the point. No way a 2019 Dem activist electorate would give him the not. Yeah, yeah, first gay blah blah. They don't give a damn about that. It is about being a bitter socialist/commie. If you can not be a bitter socialist commie, you can't get on this ride.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (n13/j)

172 Good morning horde. This may be old news. Kanye West, has announced the launch of his first Biblical opera. The production will tell the story of Old Testament character and monarch of the Babylonian empire, King Nebuchadnezzar. It premiers November 34th.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (lwiT4)

173 Weak GOP: I volunteered for Cory Gardner's campaign. Left a message with the local office. I haven't heard back.

Posted by: David Prince at November 21, 2019 08:04 AM (JkygK)

174 If I were Jim Jordan, I'd have leaped over the lectern, ripped
Sondland's arms from his body and beaten Schiff-for-Brains to death with
them (rhetorically speaking).

This is almost as funny as Swallwell's indiscretion.

Posted by: davo at November 21, 2019 08:04 AM (sMLEE)

175 Rep. Turner asked. Sondland replied: "Yes." In a follow-up question, Rep. Turner asked, "So you really have no testimony here today that ties President Trump to a scheme to withhold aid from Ukraine in exchange for these investigations?" Ambassador Sondland replied, "Other than my own presumption."


______



When I heard that clip on one of the talk radio shows yesterday, I was screaming for Rep. Turner to respond: "Well, I presume you're a pedophile. Does that make it true?"


Tired of this shit. Make them play by their own rules. Scumbags ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 21, 2019 08:04 AM (WqPYg)

176 Hallie Biden has a teenaged son.

Named Hunter.

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:04 AM (BEjc7)

177 What's a 4 percent health fee? I never heard of that before.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:04 AM (lwiT4)

178 He is the anointed one. Not sure why the left picked him, other than the first gay President of the US stuff, but they did pick him after harris flamed out. He will cause black males to stay home and not vote or if they come out to vote they will vote for Trump.

--

If he picks a black running mate, I think they may be on board. Question would be, who?

What's truly sad is the axis of identity politics over everything else. It's a terrible, deleterious state to be in. Yet there they are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:04 AM (JoUsr)

179 "So, the people who told you that...

Which planet were they from?

National Enquirer minds want to know. "

These people....

Are they in this room right now?

Can you show us with this dolls hand where they are sitting?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:05 AM (cqNba)

180 JJ really outdid himself in this Report. thank you! high quality links

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 08:05 AM (/q/gM)

181 Morning Horde, thanks JJ.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 21, 2019 08:05 AM (ayFCE)

182 Mine was Nunes at close, telling folks to hide the kids because it was story time from Schiff.
______________

Schiffty is even scarier than those drag queen pervs who read stories to little kids in the public libraries about how butt sex is a good and natural thing they should all try.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 08:05 AM (k4dH2)

183 George Conway is lucky to have married such an accomplished wife. Without her, he'd be just another pasty-faced fat lawyer writing loan contracts on weekends for bankers. At least now he gets to stamp his foot and get noticed by whatever network wants to throw a dart at Kellyanne.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:06 AM (NVYyb)

184 I wish Matt Walsh actually meant what he said about masculinity and wasn't trying to undercut Trump in his spare time.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 08:06 AM (/q/gM)

185 >>Maybe I'm just hard to please.


No, it's that so many of them have shown themselves to be jerks (politically or just plain creepy), and Hollywood casting trends over the past few decades has been more toward slight, boyish men vs. manly men.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:06 AM (bDqIh)

186 Was it one of the women on The View who touted Buttigieg as being in a traditional marriage?

Hell, it's not atruly traditional marriage until the gay couple adopts twin Korean babies.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:06 AM (m45I2)

187
35 Have any of the alphabet unfree presstitutes mentioned the paste eater's bastard grandchild? I'm pretty sure Always Be Cocksucking hasn't.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 07:30 AM (y7DUB)

Mornin' Cap'n. Not just a bastard, but isn't hunter married to a Brazilian right now? Always look at this through the lens of, what if Bristol Palin did it?

Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 08:07 AM (+mbOC)

188 He will cause black males to stay home and not vote or if they come out to vote they will vote for Trump.

--

If he picks a black running mate, I think they may be on board. Question would be, who?

Posted by: Lady in Black


Tank Abrams.

And ain't no black guy listening to her.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:07 AM (kDUUX)

189 @160 and here you had canuckservative built in!

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:07 AM (BEjc7)

190 178 If he picks a black running mate, I think they may be on board. Question would be, who?

What's truly sad is the axis of identity politics over everything else. It's a terrible, deleterious state to be in. Yet there they are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:04 AM (JoUsr)

=========

Volunteering at the polls in 2012, I helped an older black lady with the machine. As I go through the basic instructions on what to do, she interrupts me.

"How do I vote for Barack Obama?"

"Well, let's go to the first screen, and if you press that button..."

"Okay. I'm done."

I do not know if that kind of attitude would extend to a VP candidate, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:07 AM (q80AH)

191 Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (lwiT4)

His first Biblical opera. I don't know why that strikes me as funny, but it does. I laughed a lot. Laughter is good! It may be his first biblical opera. There are a number of Biblical operas by people who did it before him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 08:08 AM (WI7YS)

192 160
I used "cluckservatives" ...


So you should be andycancluck ?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 08:08 AM (XzVUd)

193 It might be a different NROer but I think Dreher "crunchy con" left the R.C. Church for the Orthodox. I can't recall which type.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 08:08 AM (Dh1wo)

194 I'll never forget when the Smithsonian did an exhibit on Civil Rights leaders they included a bust of Margaret Sanger. A bunch of black minister wrote to the museum requesting that they remove it, as her contribution to the black community is KILLING black babies. They refused. A group of ministers (30 or so) then staged a protest outside of the museum. Still didn't remove it and the only media outlets that even covered it were religious/pro-life oriented.

I imagine they are quite sick of these progressive vipers using their community to prop up their own cause, such as likening gay marriage to black civil rights, and claiming PP is providing "care" to young women.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:01 AM (bDqIh)


When I drive through the black areas of the city, the billboard placement makes it obvious that the spawn of Sanger are targeting them. The state run propaganda and extended daycare centers are doing a bang up job to ensure those dots don't get connected.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:09 AM (y7DUB)

195 "Hell, it's not atruly traditional marriage until the gay couple adopts twin Korean babies."

And the gay couple really should be bi-racial.
And one of them should have trans-gendered into the same sex role.

But, neither should be Korean.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:09 AM (cqNba)

196 We definitely eat out a lot less often than a few years ago.

High menu price +
8.5% tax +
4% health fee +
15-20% tip =
Eat at home


What is a "health fee"?

Interesting thing though, when the Progs describe their Utopian fantasies about how the world will operate when they have dictatorial control, the "eat at healthy, nutritious [Green] restaurants" almost always tops their list.

IOW, not only do they want to control every bite that we eat, they believe that it will all somehow be affordable to eat that way two to three times daily.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lD3vL)

197 Fen - I heard that he said he wanted to do this particular one because Nebuchadnezzar was bi-polar, just like him. LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lwiT4)

198 Chik-Fil-A should've known better. Either stick to
your principles and enjoy your success as is or expand anyway and let
the chips fall where they may.



Too bad. They knuckled under.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 07:53 AM (zBaqJ)

I think it is certainly because they want to expand abroad and have had push back by nutters in the UK and Canada. But I read someone who mentioned that they might be planning a public offering. That is not my prediction and I am not spreading a rumor here. Someone mentioned that it is a possibility and if they do it, then we will know for sure why they made this inane move.

Not to out anyone. But I recall reading that the most loved burger joint in the USA, In and Out Burger, is also owned by proud Christians. So just a weak ago, Christian Conservatives had the top burger joint and the top chicken sandwich joint. I miss a week ago.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (n13/j)

199 176 Hallie Biden has a teenaged son.

Named Hunter.
__________________

Just think, if Hunter Biden (senior) had knocked up his sister-in-law when he was screwing her (instead of knocking up the Arkansas chick), then his nephew little Hunter could have had a brother/cousin named Hunter Biden too!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (k4dH2)

200 "How do I vote for Barack Obama?"

"Well, let's go to the first screen, and if you press that button..."

--

Step 1: Find his name and press the button.

I mean, really? How hard can that be?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (JoUsr)

201 167 He's written a lot about teen transgenderism. IIRC, that may have even happened to one of his kids?


Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (bDqIh)

I don't follow him but I think I would have noticed *that* if it had happened. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (XzVUd)

202 I think Steyer is a lunatic.

He spends zillions to get on a Dem debate stage and pimp for term limits?

And he's going to standout as a global warming cultist?

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (BEjc7)

203 If you can not be a bitter socialist commie, you can't get on this ride.


Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (n13/j)

===============

He's definitely a commie, so he probably gets a pass on that one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (NVYyb)

204 Question for the Horde...What is the AB Foundation? There are ads running here (radio and television) featuring a weeping Blasey-Ford type claiming to be a registered republican who is now embarrassed to admit she and her husband voted for Donal Trump because her community has been "left behind". No details on what that means and ad is sponsored by the AB Foundation, which I can find no info on.

Posted by: Pebbles at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (GMzQU)

205 >>He is the anointed one. Not sure why the left picked him, other than the
first gay President of the US stuff, but they did pick him after harris
flamed out.


See my #122Buttigeig is very connected to DC progressive movers and shakers.*That's* why they are pushing him. He really is Obama 2.0. Just look at the people he knows via Aspen Institute, Ploughshares, McKinsey, and The Cohen Group. Hell, with his military intelligence background he's probably made some friends with the deep state that's been trying to eject Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

206 SUNY Press puts out fine work on Islamic history. it is a decent system.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 08:12 AM (/q/gM)

207 President before. What they are doing is not legal. But I'm clean, and when I release my financial statement (my decision) sometime prior to Election, it will only show one thing - that I am much richer than people even thought - And that is a good thing. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!
Posted by: Tami


Dictionary: Chutzpah - Picture of PDJT.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:12 AM (kDUUX)

208 Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (n13/j)

I think he (Buttigieg) is a communist or at least a very strong Socialist. He just isn't an old, bitter one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 08:12 AM (WI7YS)

209 Mornin' Cap'n. Not just a bastard, but isn't hunter married to a Brazilian right now? Always look at this through the lens of, what if Bristol Palin did it?
Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 08:07 AM (+mbOC)


South African I believe. And yes, the gleeful Palin coverage was quite a contrast.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

210 @199 makes me wonder if maybe he didn't knock up his sister in law.

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:12 AM (BEjc7)

211 What is a "health fee"?

--

I thought some restaurants tacked that on to help pay for their glorious Obamacare for their employees back when it was mandated.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (JoUsr)

212 I got a hit on the blog from the Ukraine last night.

I guess that means I'll be on the Burisma board soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (q80AH)

213 184 I wish Matt Walsh actually meant what he said about masculinity and wasn't trying to undercut Trump in his spare time.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 08:06 AM (/q/gM)

Matt's a mohel

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (rpxSz)

214 Better than canucklehead!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (Dh1wo)

215
Just think, if Hunter Biden (senior) had knocked up his
sister-in-law when he was screwing her (instead of knocking up the
Arkansas chick), then his nephew little Hunter could have had a
brother/cousin named Hunter Biden too!
========

Hard to follow all the Hunters, but I get the point.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (NVYyb)

216 He is the anointed one. Not sure why the left picked him, other than the first gay President of the US stuff, but they did pick him after harris
flamed out.



1st Gay President - Obama

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (kDUUX)

217 Amazing how even when Schiff-for-Brains can stage manage the entire thing he still gets blown out of the water by the House GOP guys.


Imagine a trial in the Senate where Schiff can't interfere and the defense case, almost unheard of, will be center stage. Schiff's sham won't have a chance.

Why, it might be easy, even, to turn it into a national forum on the real Ukraine involvement of Biden, Hillary, and Obama.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (oVJmc)

218 "Interesting thing though, when the Progs describe their Utopian fantasies about how the world will operate when they have dictatorial control, the "eat at healthy, nutritious [Green] restaurants" almost always tops their list. "

And they demand to control everything which takes place in the bedroom as well.


The Puritans ain't got shit on how these folk want to control every aspect of your life.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (cqNba)

219 200 "How do I vote for Barack Obama?"

"Well, let's go to the first screen, and if you press that button..."

--

Step 1: Find his name and press the button.

I mean, really? How hard can that be?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (JoUsr)

=========

No, it wasn't a hard system, but she was uninterested in anything other than voting for Obama.

Didn't care about any other races. Didn't care about how the vote happened. She only cared that the specific vote for Obama happened.

It was a complete tunnel vision for what was important to her: voting for Obama.

I just wonder if that lady would come out for someone like Warren or Buttigieg, no matter who was the hypothetical VP candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:14 AM (q80AH)

220 The "tell" with Buttgig might lie in the fact that I've recently seen quotes from him that are waaay more centrist than he ever used to be. It suggests he knows he has to fool the rubes in order to have a chance. But his history tells a far different tale about what and who he is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:15 AM (JoUsr)

221 And he's going to standout as a global warming cultist?

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (BEjc7)

========
Who made his money investing in coal shipments to China. Weird dude.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:15 AM (NVYyb)

222 202 I think Steyer is a lunatic.

He spends zillions to get on a Dem debate stage and pimp for term limits?

And he's going to standout as a global warming cultist?
Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (BEjc7)

==========

His commercials are full of empty stadiums. It's hilarious.

He's spending a lot of money in SC. I don't think I've heard anyone else's ads but his, and he's polling at 4%.

Also, we have an outsider in Washington right now, in case he hadn't noticed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:15 AM (q80AH)

223 183
George Conway is lucky to have married such an accomplished wife.
Without her, he'd be just another pasty-faced fat lawyer writing loan
contracts on weekends for bankers. At least now he gets to stamp his
foot and get noticed by whatever network wants to throw a dart at
Kellyanne.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:06 AM (NVYyb)

_______


"Or in prison instead of one of us." -- Michael Avenatti and Michael Cohen

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (WqPYg)

224 And the gay couple really should be bi-racial.
And one of them should have trans-gendered into the same sex role.

But, neither should be Korean.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



********

Exactly! THIS guy gets it!^^^

Traditon! The old ways are the best ways!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (m45I2)

225 mayor pete is a commie. his father is a commie professor somewhere, i think. the nut fell right under the tree in that puddle of demon spawn.don't be fooled by that satanist.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (KP5rU)

226 If he picks a black running mate, I think they may be on board. Question would be, who?

Posted by: Lady in Black


Tank Abrams.

And ain't no black guy listening to her.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:07 AM (kDUUX)

Nobody NO BODY ever voted for the 2nd place on the ticket, especially a fat obnoxious belligernat lady

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (cEsBM)

227 Dreher has a wikipedia page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Dreher

Methodist
-> RC (1993)
-> Eastern Orthodox (2006)

Nothing in the page beginning "TRAN" and no mention of his kids other than that there are three of them.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (XzVUd)

228 >>If he picks a black running mate, I think they may be on board. Question would be, who?


Jane D'oh has mentioned Stacey Abrams has made it clear she's waiting for the phone call from whomever becomes the nominee.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (bDqIh)

229 4% health fee +
15-20% tip =
Eat at home

What is a "health fee"?

Interesting thing though, when the Progs describe their Utopian fantasies about how the world will operate when they have dictatorial control, the "eat at healthy, nutritious [Green] restaurants" almost always tops their list.

IOW, not only do they want to control every bite that we eat, they believe that it will all somehow be affordable to eat that way two to three times daily.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lD3vL)

A 'health fee' is what restaurant owners added to the bill after Obamacare forced them to provide health insurance if they employed over X# of people (think it was 40).

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (cF8AT)

230 216 He is the anointed one. Not sure why the left picked him, other than the first gay President of the US stuff, but they did pick him after harris
flamed out.



1st Gay President - Obama
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (kDUUX)

==========

*kicks dust sadly*
-James Buchanan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (q80AH)

231 The first time I did acid we went to the midnight showing of Jesus Christ Superstar

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (H0mNd)

232 ButtGigi has always been aiming at the Veep job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:16 AM (NVYyb)

233 AB = American Buggerers.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 08:17 AM (Dh1wo)

234 205 See my #122Buttigeig is very connected to DC progressive movers and shakers.*That's* why they are pushing him. He really is Obama 2.0. Just look at the people he knows via Aspen Institute, Ploughshares, McKinsey, and The Cohen Group. Hell, with his military intelligence background he's probably made some friends with the deep state that's been trying to eject Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

I also have to imagine that a lot of people think that he'll never actually have to confront those connections, because he's going to bait schoolyard insults.

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 08:17 AM (UnA8+)

235 Also, we have an outsider in Washington right now, in case he hadn't noticed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But Buttgig is low and outside.

Ball 3!

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 08:17 AM (vd8XM)

236 No, it wasn't a hard system, but she was uninterested in anything other than voting for Obama.

Didn't care about any other races. Didn't care about how the vote happened. She only cared that the specific vote for Obama happened.



Should have asked her why she was voting for the half white guy?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:18 AM (kDUUX)

237 @realDonaldTrump 43 seconds ago

"The new House Resolution gives Adam Schiff (the most dishonest man in politics) the power unilaterally to release edited transcripts. Rule 10 gives Chairman Schiff absolutely no jurisdiction. Subpoenas issued as part of Dems' Impeachment inquiry are illegal." Sam Dewey @FoxNews

...."Nothing gives Schiff jurisdiction over Impeachment."

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:18 AM (cF8AT)

238 No, it wasn't a hard system, but she was uninterested in anything other than voting for Obama.

--

Yeah, definitely I got your point TJM. I can picture the lady without even being there. Nothing mattered but voting for the Jug-Earred Fool. Would they come out, en masse, to vote for a black VP, despite an unpalatable presidential candidate? We may be getting ready to find out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr)

239 >>Nothing in the page beginning "TRAN" and no mention of his kids other than that there are three of them.
OK, maybe I'm wrong. I know he's written a number of his columns on this topic, particularly the disturbing trend of 'rapid onset transgenderism' with teens and comments he's received from parents who are dismayed and devastated when their kid experiences this, and then ever institution that should be working with parents to explore this instead works against them to get the kid their sex change ASAP.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:18 AM (bDqIh)

240 News update on local radio morning show made no mention of the Sunderland bombshell omittance, just a bad day for camp trump

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 08:18 AM (WhTSP)

241 'Nobody NO BODY ever voted for the 2nd place on the ticket,'

Yes they did. Palin.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (Tnijr)

242 Just think, if Hunter Biden (senior) had knocked up his
sister-in-law when he was screwing her (instead of knocking up the
Arkansas chick), then his nephew little Hunter could have had a
brother/cousin named Hunter Biden too!


How did that joke go?
The kids start goofing around while she's talking to the waitress. The mom gets impatient and yells, "Eddy! Stop that! Or else!" All 15 boys suddenly sit down, obedient and quiet.

The waitress asks, "Did you really name all 15 of your boys Eddy?"

"Yup," says the woman. "Makes it easier than trying to remember who's who every damn time."

"But what if you only want to talk to one of them for some reason?" the waitress asks.

"Well, then I just call them by their last names."

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (lD3vL)

243 Imagine a trial in the Senate where Schiff can't interfere and the
defense case, almost unheard of, will be center stage. Schiff's sham
won't have a chance.

=======

And where his staff, one by one, testifies as fact witnesses against Schiffty.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (NVYyb)

244 199 176 Hallie Biden has a teenaged son.

Named Hunter.
__________________

Just think, if Hunter Biden (senior) had knocked up his sister-in-law when he was screwing her (instead of knocking up the Arkansas chick), then his nephew little Hunter could have had a brother/cousin named Hunter Biden too!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (k4dH2)


"That's crazy!"

- - George Foreman, George Foreman 2, George Foreman 3, George Foreman 4, George Foreman 5

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (zBaqJ)

245 217 Imagine a trial in the Senate where Schiff can't interfere and the
defense case, almost unheard of, will be center stage. Schiff's sham
won't have a chance.



Who needs Schiff when you've got Yertle ?



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (XzVUd)

246 1st Gay President - Obama
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:13 AM (kDUUX)

==========

*kicks dust sadly*
-James Buchanan


Too downlow.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (kDUUX)

247 Buttigieg is the new Obama.

He is the candidate I am most concerned about. Supposedly Gingrich has the same concern.

For whatever that is worth.

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (BEjc7)

248 Jane D'oh has mentioned Stacey Abrams has made it clear she's waiting for the phone call from whomever becomes the nominee.
________________

That's just what the Dims need on their ticket. A whiny fat loser who couldn't even get elected in her own state.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (k4dH2)

249 Nobody NO BODY ever voted for the 2nd place on the ticket, especially a fat obnoxious belligernat lady

--

Palin is the only reason I conjured up the energy to vote for that odious gasbag, McCain.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:20 AM (JoUsr)

250 Anybody good at math here?

What percentage of the cost of a pack of cigarettes in Maryland is governmental profit?


https://cbsloc.al/2OsJnMI

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:20 AM (cqNba)

251 186
Was it one of the women on The View who touted Buttigieg as being in a traditional marriage?



Hell, it's not atruly traditional marriage until the gay couple adopts twin Korean babies.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:06 AM (m45I2)

_______


If John Roberts had just stuck with the traditional Asian baby adoptions, we would have never had DeathCare to destroy our health insurance, health care, and untold lives (literally or via bankruptcy) nationwide.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 21, 2019 08:20 AM (WqPYg)

252 Redefining traditional marriage:

Mayor Pete Buttigieg and his "husband" are consulting with a fertility specialist at the Mayo Clinic after three frustrating years of unsuccessfully trying to get pregnant.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:21 AM (m45I2)

253 Nobody NO BODY ever voted for the 2nd place on the ticket, especially a fat obnoxious belligernat lady
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I believe many voted for MILF Palin, not McLame.

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 21, 2019 08:21 AM (FZYNt)

254 239 OK, maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:18 AM (bDqIh)



Or maybe the wikipedia page author had an off-day.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 08:21 AM (XzVUd)

255 What is a "health fee"?

--

I thought some restaurants tacked that on to help pay for their glorious Obamacare for their employees back when it was mandated.


Or now-a-days, its the money collected to bribe the health and safety inspector.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 21, 2019 08:21 AM (lD3vL)

256 I voted for Palin.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:22 AM (cqNba)

257 Redefining traditional marriage:

Mayor Pete Buttigieg and his "husband" are consulting with a fertility specialist at the Mayo Clinic after three frustrating years of unsuccessfully trying to get pregnant.
Posted by: Muldoon

They'll finally get the ability to, then abort it

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 08:22 AM (vd8XM)

258 it will only show one thing - that I am much richer than people even thought - And that is a good thing. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!
Posted by: Tami

----

This is great! Takes away the first thing the talking heads would say about my President -

"Oh lookie, he is a billionaire! Bad Man!!"

PDT - Hey buttheads, Damn right! I'm richer than King Midas. Put that in your flat hat and smoke it!! (Neener neener!!)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 08:22 AM (Y4EXg)

259
You'd think that the first homo candidate would be some buff, muscle-bound dude like the biker guy from Village People, and not some guy who makes Topo Gigio look like the Terminator.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 08:23 AM (zBaqJ)

260 "That's crazy!"



- - George Foreman, George Foreman 2, George Foreman 3, George Foreman 4, George Foreman 5

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (zBaqJ)

_______

"What the hell am I, chopped barbecue?" -- George Foreman VI

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 21, 2019 08:23 AM (WqPYg)

261 Maybe they're sticking the turkey-baster in the wrong hole??

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 08:23 AM (Dh1wo)

262 >>I also have to imagine that a lot of people think that he'll never
actually have to confront those connections, because he's going to bait
schoolyard insults.


Well, like Obama, he'll never have to worry about the MSM writing or asking him about it. No one would dare ask how his political views were influenced by having a Notre Dame professor dad whose favorite book was the Communist Manifesto, who was one of the world's foremost experts on Gramsci and co-founded/was head of the International Gramsci Society, and was editor of a Marxist college journal.

Nope, he's a super-Christian and a "moderate," you see, nothing scary about ol' mayor Pete!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:24 AM (bDqIh)

263 257 They'll finally get the ability to, then abort it
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 08:22 AM (vd8XM)

Silver Lining : There'd be absolutely no need for RadFems anymore.

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 08:24 AM (UnA8+)

264 Thanks again JJ, for this island of sanity

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:24 AM (AIG0e)

265 260 Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 21, 2019 08:23 AM (WqPYg)


I always thought Chuck Wepner should have had his own barbecue grill...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 08:24 AM (zBaqJ)

266 259
You'd think that the first homo candidate would be some buff, muscle-bound dude like the biker guy from Village People, and not some guy who makes Topo Gigio look like the Terminator.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 08:23 AM (zBaqJ)

That stereotype seems to have only took hold in Japan.

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 08:24 AM (UnA8+)

267 Just think, if Hunter Biden (senior) had knocked up his sister-in-law when he was screwing her (instead of knocking up the Arkansas chick), then his nephew little Hunter could have had a brother/cousin named Hunter Biden too!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 08:11 AM (k4dH2)

********

Wait... what?

Posted by: Forest Gump at November 21, 2019 08:24 AM (flINI)

268 Anybody good at math here?

What percentage of the cost of a pack of cigarettes in Maryland is governmental profit?


https://cbsloc.al/2OsJnMI
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


$2.37/pack
Other Tobacco Products 15% of wholesale.

CT & NY tax is $4.35
Missouri is 17 cents.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:25 AM (kDUUX)

269 You'd think that the first homo candidate would be some buff,
muscle-bound dude like the biker guy from Village People, and not some
guy who makes Topo Gigio look like the Terminator.




Rev just this minute said that gay activists/provokers look 'somewhat unusual'. From him, this is an outburst.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:25 AM (lwiT4)

270 261 Maybe they're sticking the turkey-baster in the wrong hole??
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 08:23 AM (Dh1wo)


"TOSHI-MA!!"

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 08:25 AM (zBaqJ)

271 Mayor Pete Buttigieg and his "husband" are consulting with a fertility specialist at the Mayo Clinic after three frustrating years of unsuccessfully trying to get pregnant.
______________

I wonder which one gets to carry the baby? And do they carry it in their prostate?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 08:25 AM (k4dH2)

272 264
Thanks again JJ, for this island of sanity

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:24 AM (AIG0e)


Come in for a swim.

Posted by: Moby Dick at November 21, 2019 08:25 AM (XzVUd)

273 Are you Ed Sullivan?
I am looking for Ed Sullivan.

Posted by: topo gigio tg-800 at November 21, 2019 08:25 AM (Dh1wo)

274 253 Nobody NO BODY ever voted for the 2nd place on the ticket, especially a fat obnoxious belligernat lady
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I believe many voted for MILF Palin, not McLame.

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 21, 2019 08:21 AM (FZYNt)

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Palin is probably the best example of a VP candidate pulling voters on her own, but I imagine that those voters would come out to be a rounding error against the 100+ million people who voted in the election. People who either wouldn't have voted at all or voted for another ticket in that case.

I'd be interested in seeing some kind of numbers around it, but it would be impossible to do that retrospectively. You'd have to collect the data (unreliable data, by the way) at each election for a few decades before the numbers would say anything of substance.

But I lean towards VP candidates don't move the needle materially. So, no matter who the VP candidate on a Buttigieg or Warren ticket, they're not going to help the black vote any more than running the two on the same ticket would do to hurt the numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:25 AM (q80AH)

275 "Thanks again JJ, for this island of sanity"

Down side is that the links are basically a bullion cube of insanity flavored insanity.

At least the links are low sodium.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:26 AM (cqNba)

276 The story about the British lady denied entry to the US is especially vexing. It seems "transgender activists", ie obsessive and dangerous mentally ill people, filed fake criminal complaints against the woman (in the UK) and those prompted an automatic denial in some database the US uses to determine worthiness to enter the country. She was traveling to Orlando to present a petition to Disney.

Politics is no fun anymore, because the crazies are really running things.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:26 AM (NVYyb)

277 So let me get this straight. Due to death etc. Dems only have 233 seats in house for a vote. They need 218 to pass. All 200 pubbies, i assume are no votes. Pelosi only can protect 15 swing seat dems out of say 40 .

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:26 AM (AIG0e)

278 Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:03 AM (n13/j)



I think he (Buttigieg) is a communist or at least a very strong Socialist. He just isn't an old, bitter one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 08:12 AM (WI7YS)

yeah he hides it better and seems to actually want non crazies to support him. The paradox is if they did support him, they would then become crazies. I realize he is ultra left and makes Obama seem like Sam Nunn. But within this group he does not tick the right boxes. I just doubt the 2019 American Left is going to put forward this guy from Indiana. I could be wrong of course. But "I think Biden has that old white guy corner locked up.

The Dems will amaze you when the primaries go to South Carolina and on. THat is when the real Dem establishment kicks in. For whatever reason, Biden has the establishment right now. I am not talking the Wine mom radicals, I am talking old school Dem constituencies in South Carolina.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:26 AM (n13/j)

279 'Nobody NO BODY ever voted for the 2nd place on the ticket,'

Yes they did. Palin.
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM (Tnijr)

No I doubt it. It made it more palitable to vote for mcShit and maybe excited conservatives but they were going to vote for the Republican even with Himmler on the ticket over Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:27 AM (cEsBM)

280 George Conway is lucky to have married such an accomplished wife. Without her, he'd be just another pasty-faced fat lawyer writing loan contracts on weekends for bankers. At least now he gets to stamp his foot and get noticed by whatever network wants to throw a dart at Kellyanne.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:06 AM (NVYyb)


I don't like people who can't keep their spouse from being a loudmouthed boorish distraction. She's like someone who'd come to a party at my house and her fat fuck oaf husband would eat all my food, drink all my booze, fart loudly and try to hit on everyone. Trump keeps her around for whatever reason which I guess I gotta respect; maybe so he doesn't have to waste someone good interacting with Tapper. But I don't have to like it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:27 AM (y7DUB)

281 You'd have to collect the data (unreliable data, by the way) at each election for a few decades before the numbers would say anything of substance.

Especially when everyone lies.

Polls and opinion surveys only reveals the level of success for a given propaganda campaign.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 21, 2019 08:27 AM (lD3vL)

282 Epstein may have not committed suicide, but the free press in this country certainly has. Disgraceful reporting on yesterday's events.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 08:28 AM (PQRcz)

283 tony evers the worst governor wisconsin has ever had, had his approval ratings drop to under 50%. shocking, for this state. the guy is a fucking tool of the teacher unions. that's it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:28 AM (KP5rU)

284 @AnnieGrayerCNN

Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not pictured)

https://tinyurl.com/qn4dgdn

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:28 AM (cF8AT)

285 277 So let me get this straight. Due to death etc. Dems only have 233 seats in house for a vote. They need 218 to pass. All 200 pubbies, i assume are no votes. Pelosi only can protect 15 swing seat dems out of say 40 .
Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:26 AM (AIG0e)

Let's play

who wants to be Bart Stupak ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 08:28 AM (rpxSz)

286 282 Epstein may have not committed suicide, but the free press in this country certainly has. Disgraceful reporting on yesterday's events.
Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 08:28 AM (PQRcz)

=========

Ace in the Hole. Everyone should watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Gsv5p5GdY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:29 AM (q80AH)

287 Do the dems really want ron johnson and josh hawley calling witnesses?

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:29 AM (AIG0e)

288 Palin is the only reason I conjured up the energy to vote for that odious gasbag, McCain.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:20 AM (JoUsr)


Same here in exactly those terms.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:29 AM (y7DUB)

289 Borrowed from a poster-allhair2 at CTG re Impeachment sham:

Same Schiff, different day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (WI7YS)

290 @AnnieGrayerCNN

Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not pictured)

https://tinyurl.com/qn4dgdn
Posted by: Tami


But he was supposed to be the dem party potus savior?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (kDUUX)

291 285. Touche well said. Only difference is dems controlled senate in 2009

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (AIG0e)

292 Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not pictured)
____________________

Hey, he got two people to show up?

Man, that's twice as many as I got! Lucky bastard!

Posted by: Mark Sanford at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (k4dH2)

293 @277 not one of those "moderates" voted against impeachment proceedings.

I think they are a myth.

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (BEjc7)

294
You'd think that the first homo candidate would be some buff, muscle-bound dude like the biker guy from Village People, and not some guy who makes Topo Gigio look like the Terminator.



Nah, meek gay friend goes over much better than sweaty-hairy-man-ass leatherboy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

295 the guy is a fucking tool of the teacher unions. that's it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:28 AM (KP5rU)



The teachers union pretty much tried to murder Wisconsin. Scott Walker held them off for a while, but they are relentless. That's why I got out of the public schools. They simply exist to shakedown the taxpayers.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (lwiT4)

296 Stacey Abrams as Vice Presidential pick would be icing on the cake. She'd be complaining about losing unfairly starting in about June or July. The stress of the campaign would cause her to start packing on even more weight, and maybe push her two front teeth even farther apart. She'd be a mental and emotional wreck by November.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:31 AM (NVYyb)

297 Feds: Alleged Drug Smuggler, 16, Tried to Move Meth Across the Border with a Remote Controlled Car

______



"Drones FTW, idiot!" -- Jeff Bezos

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:31 AM (WqPYg)

298 McCain would have lost to Obama by 15% without Palin.

Which, I'll bet, would have been fine with him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

299 293 @277 not one of those "moderates" voted against impeachment proceedings.

I think they are a myth.
Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (BEjc7)

==========

The plan was to thread the needle on messaging.

"No, I didn't vote for impeachment. You see, it was a vote on rules in which to run the impeachment inquiry. That's totally different."

"Bored! You voted for impeachment!"

It was a bad strategy, but it was a strategy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:31 AM (q80AH)

300 So, how many times are we going to read something fundamentally positive about "Tulsi Coffeecake" before we start to consider that she isn't all bad, after all?

I mean, I know that florid prose and namecalling is basically Sefton's schtick. But maybe if we want to encourage good behavior (like calling out the worst excesses of the Democratic party) we should treat those who behave well, well.

Posted by: RichieC at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (838ff)

301 Mayor B Pirate has a problem with his father. A open communist who vacationed in the old soviet union like Bernie and De Blasio. Blacks hate him too

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (AIG0e)

302 @realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

The Navy will NOT be taking away Warfighter and Navy Seal Eddie Gallagher's Trident Pin. This case was handled very badly from the beginning. Get back to business!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (cF8AT)

303 I don't agree with Gorka on much, but he's right about Republicans.

We've now seen three states where Democrats turnout was extremely high: Kentucky, Virginia and more troubling, Louisiana.

You can write those off to local factors. But the fact remains Democrats our votes Republicans.

The RNC has done this to us in many elections. They keep saying they have some magic well of voters who will show up on Election Day. But there is no plan and if past is prologue, no decent GOTV op.

I really worry the biggest obstacle to Trump being re-elected is incompetence and apathy.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:33 AM (F73W5)

304 300 So, how many times are we going to read something fundamentally positive about "Tulsi Coffeecake" before we start to consider that she isn't all bad, after all?

I mean, I know that florid prose and namecalling is basically Sefton's schtick. But maybe if we want to encourage good behavior (like calling out the worst excesses of the Democratic party) we should treat those who behave well, well.
Posted by: RichieC at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (838ff)\

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She still wants to take your guns and flood the nation with illegal immigrants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:33 AM (q80AH)

305 Jacobi ellsbery gets a 26 million dollar going away present from the Yankees...nice work if you can get it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:33 AM (cEsBM)

306 Mayor Pete Buttigieg and his "husband" are consulting with a fertility specialist at the Mayo Clinic after three frustrating years of unsuccessfully trying to get pregnant.
______________

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works!

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2019 08:33 AM (7HtZB)

307 299. Spot on. You cannot hide from a impeachment vote

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:33 AM (AIG0e)

308 295; and, they're still doing a great job, grammie. the shakedown continues. look at your tax rate for the schools in your area. it's criminal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:34 AM (KP5rU)

309
But I lean towards VP candidates don't move the
needle materially. So, no matter who the VP candidate on a Buttigieg or
Warren ticket, they're not going to help the black vote any more than
running the two on the same ticket would do to hurt the numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:25 AM (q80AH)

============
I've mentioned this before, but the thing that concerns me most, especially if Biden somehow, with the aid of modern medical science, a lickspittle media, a vast vote-fraud machine, and reliable yellow-dog democrats, does win, is that there is a non-zero chance that the VP will become President, because he won't make it through his first term.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 08:34 AM (IttZ7)

310 This isn't even hearsay anymore... it's just say.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 21, 2019 08:34 AM (Ct55T)

311 I mean, I know that florid prose and namecalling is basically Sefton's
schtick. But maybe if we want to encourage good behavior (like calling
out the worst excesses of the Democratic party) we should treat those
who behave well, well.


You think she reads here?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:34 AM (lwiT4)

312 @realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

The Navy will NOT be taking away Warfighter and Navy Seal Eddie Gallagher's Trident Pin. This case was handled very badly from the beginning. Get back to business!
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (cF8AT)

I was hoping he would take that stance..Some of these Flag Officers forget who their boss is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:34 AM (cEsBM)

313 Trump keeps her around for whatever reason which I guess I gotta respect; maybe so he doesn't have to waste someone good interacting with Tapper. But I don't have to like it.

--

George Conway is a particularly vile pud who needs a serious beat down. Not literally, but he deserves some major comeuppance with his nasty assininery. It's really quite a spectacle seeing the things he says and does loudly and in public in total defiance to his own wife's position. It takes being an extreme ass to do what he does. If I were her, he would've been dead meat long ago, because it shows a complete lack of caring about her, imho.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 08:34 AM (JoUsr)

314 So, how many times are we going to read something
fundamentally positive about "Tulsi Coffeecake" before we start to
consider that she isn't all bad, after all?



I mean, I know that florid prose and namecalling is basically
Sefton's schtick. But maybe if we want to encourage good behavior (like
calling out the worst excesses of the Democratic party) we should treat
those who behave well, well.

Posted by: RichieC at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (838ff)

she did not have a good debate. Sure the Democrat party and Democrat cable station was all in against her. But she did nothing to move the needle last night. Unless we do operation chaos, she is not speaking to the bitter left in the way they want to be spoken to.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:35 AM (n13/j)

315 "She still wants to take your guns and flood the nation with illegal immigrants."


Other than that....she's golden.

Right Richie?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)

316 A few things: The Democrats say that Trump saying to Sondland on September 9th that he wanted nothing from Ukraine, etc., came after the leaker's "whistleblower" complaint became public, so that Trump's statement was a lie. The Democrats also say that the release of the aid to Ukraine on September 11th without conditions only happened because Trump "got caught."

The Republicans, in my view, have not adequately refuted these two Democrat claims. They need to explain how and why the aid got released.

Finally, Ohio Congressman Mike Turner blew a huge opportunity. He should have asked Sondland whether his opening statement that yes, there was a quid pro quo and that everyone was in the loop, was a lie. He also should have asked whether everyone who was in the loop also presumed that there was a quid pro quo, and if yes, whether he was a mind reader.

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 21, 2019 08:36 AM (j60Z9)

317 309 I've mentioned this before, but the thing that concerns me most, especially if Biden somehow, with the aid of modern medical science, a lickspittle media, a vast vote-fraud machine, and reliable yellow-dog democrats, does win, is that there is a non-zero chance that the VP will become President, because he won't make it through his first term.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 08:34 AM (IttZ7)

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That's not an invalid concern.

But then Biden needs to be the one to actually get them across the line, and Biden undoes a lot of the attacks the left wants to use against Trump.

Problematic with women?
We have a tape of Trump saying something that sounds bad, but we have lots of pictures of Biden doing things that look bad.

Corrupt?
This Ukraine thing isn't coming from nowhere.

Old? White? Male?
Check. Check. Check.

Nominating him would be saying that the Left is giving up some of its favorite weapons in the hope that Biden can appeal to voters the Democratic Party has actively shit on for years now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (q80AH)

318 So, how many times are we going to read something fundamentally positive about "Tulsi Coffeecake" before we start to consider that she isn't all bad, after all?

I mean, I know that florid prose and namecalling is basically Sefton's schtick. But maybe if we want to encourage good behavior (like calling out the worst excesses of the Democratic party) we should treat those who behave well, well.
Posted by: RichieC at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (838ff)


Well packaged leftist arguments still kick me in the nuts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

319 303. If things were bad, we would not have swept the down ballots in ky and la. Rispone and bevin were bad candidates. In virginia, the gop vote was decent. We held on to severla state senate seats

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (AIG0e)

320 The next time I hear a spokes-idiot drone on and on about the "peaceful transfer of power" after an election, I think I'll just puke right on the spot.

The shit-show has demonstrated there is no transfer of power. DC doesn't give up shit.

Any idea what kind of meteor can just wipe that joint out, and leave the rest of us alone ?

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (fBFz0)

321
I'm watching CBSN New York on Pluto TV; the weather guy, Elliot, looks like David Cronenberg!
Now I'm expecting something really awful to happen to the poor news lady.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (g00st)

322 300 Concern noted - even the real Richie C grew up dude

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (PQRcz)

323 @realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

The Navy will NOT be taking away Warfighter and Navy Seal Eddie Gallagher's Trident Pin. This case was handled very badly from the beginning. Get back to business!


That's a Patton Slap to the brass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (oVJmc)

324 "She still wants to take your guns and flood the nation with illegal immigrants."


Other than that....she's golden.

Right Richie?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)

*******

I would do secks to her. She goes against democrat type by actually being a looker. Not your typical shrieking haridan

Posted by: Forest Gump at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (flINI)

325 Posted by: RichieC at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (838ff)\


********

Thank you for your concern. I will make a note of it.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (m45I2)

326 The teachers union pretty much tried to murder
Wisconsin. Scott Walker held them off for a while, but they are
relentless. That's why I got out of the public schools. They simply
exist to shakedown the taxpayers.


Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:30 AM (lwiT4)

_______

They're being co-opted now by this commie "Red for Ed" movement, which I thought was just in Arizona -- but apparently also just helped oust the R Governor in Kentucky.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:38 AM (WqPYg)

327 296 Stacey Abrams as Vice Presidential pick would be icing on the cake. She'd be complaining about losing unfairly starting in about June or July. The stress of the campaign would cause her to start packing on even more weight,
_______________

If she gets any fatter, they're going to need a crane to move her from one campaign event to the next, not to mention some heavy-duty construction equipment to widen the doors of the venues, and reinforce the floors so she doesn't crash through them.

She reminds me of that fat black woman who used to be on the View, who kept getting fatter each day, and the producers kept having to have her chair reinforced because she was so heavy they were afraid she'd sit on it and break it, and her blubbery butt cheeks kept growing bigger and bigger and overflowing the sides of the chair. Eventually she had that gastric bypass surgery that fat Al Sharpton had, and she lost some of the weight, but for a while there it looked like she was just going to keep eating until she exploded.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at November 21, 2019 08:39 AM (k4dH2)

328 Kelly Ann was loyal in the fall of 2016 after the sex tape. She held firm. If she were to leave, she might be emboldened to rip trump for a book deal. Keep her close

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:39 AM (AIG0e)

329 "That's a Patton Slap to the brass."


And if some star wearing genius hopes to pull a revolt of the Admirals....

they may find that the younger troops are not exactly enamored with the left leaning political correctness emanating out of the 5 sided nuthouse in recent years.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 08:39 AM (cqNba)

330 Sorry; The poster at CTH which I borrowed "Same Schiff, different day" from is allhail, not allhair

So, today's whiteboard sign is "Same Schiff, dieffret day. Stop the sham-peachment circus!!.

Thanks, allhail and J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 08:39 AM (WI7YS)

331 328 Kelly Ann was loyal in the fall of 2016 after the sex tape. She held firm. If she were to leave, she might be emboldened to rip trump for a book deal. Keep her close
Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:39 AM (AIG0e)

========

That, and she can fart on command. It's hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:39 AM (q80AH)

332 >>I really worry the biggest obstacle to Trump being re-elected is incompetence and apathy.

You should worry more about bad candidates which was apparently the case in both Kentucky and Louisiana.

The down ballot races in Kentucky went big for Republicans across the board and it was well know the governor was one of the most unpopular in the country. And Republican governors in Kentucky are more the exception than the rule and they have a bad habit of not getting reelected. In Louisiana we apparently had a similarly unlikeable candidate. Bad candidates are not indicative of anything other than they are bad candidates.

VA has been drifting left for years thanks to it's proximity to DC. Virginia has gotten rich off big government and they are not going to walk away from it without a fight.

Trump can move votes. He has proven that over and over again. But he can't magically make bad candidates good and he is not going to win in deep blue states which is exactly what VA is turning into.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:39 AM (ZLI7S)

333 I voted for Palin.

Posted by: creeper at November 21, 2019 08:40 AM (fE1wp)

334 At last night debate Warren said that she wants to see alternatives to military service and promised if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.
She also wants to tear down some of the wall.
Let that sink in.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 08:40 AM (wiXsO)

335 "Posted by: RichieC at November 21, 2019 08:32 AM (838ff)\ "

That's a linear view and close to the Concern Troll demarcation. I'll look beyond the general comity remarks and pathos pleas to policy prescriptions and belief on the proper role for government. That's before I get to essential views on the Constitution. Tulsi fails on all those very important measures. She accepts most of the Democratic platform on limiting individual rights, despotic government, punitive taxation, corruption of the courts and a general tyranny of a majority to enforce it.

Never, ever, will I or many people accept that.

You let me know when a Democrat shows up who respects the Constitution and individual liberty, but simply differs on the how we approach those issues. I think we'll wait a long time for that. Maybe never.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:40 AM (F73W5)

336 334 At last night debate Warren said that she wants to see alternatives to military service and promised if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.
She also wants to tear down some of the wall.
Let that sink in.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 08:40 AM (wiXsO)

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She's a crazy bird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:40 AM (q80AH)

337 Wow- that was weird. Suddenly the HQ was unreachable and I started to have withdrawal symptoms.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (NVYyb)

338 I don't agree with Gorka on much, but he's right about Republicans.



We've now seen three states where Democrats turnout was extremely high: Kentucky, Virginia and more troubling, Louisiana.



You can write those off to local factors. But the fact remains Democrats our votes Republicans.



The RNC has done this to us in many elections. They keep saying they
have some magic well of voters who will show up on Election Day. But
there is no plan and if past is prologue, no decent GOTV op.



I really worry the biggest obstacle to Trump being re-elected is incompetence and apathy.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:33 AM (F73W5)

I kinda agree with this. some will call it eeyoring but they would be wrong. The R get out the vote strategy DOES have to get a lot better. The Dems are basically not going to allow a former Dem voter or union member not to vote. They will go after you at work, and your home wherever. They drive people in vans during working hours to vote. They will do anything to win. Repubs usually just expect everyone to spontaneously show up. For most that IS enough, it is called being normal. But these are not normal times. You have to get every vote and leave none by the wayside.

And don't get me started on the lack of Republican poll watchers.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (n13/j)

339 Feds: Alleged Drug Smuggler, 16, Tried to Move Meth Across the Border with a Remote Controlled Car


---

He was probably just fishing for Grabloids.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (KUaJL)

340 You'd think that the first homo candidate would be some buff, muscle-bound dude like the biker guy from Village People, and not some guy who makes Topo Gigio look like the Terminator.



Nah, meek gay friend goes over much better than sweaty-hairy-man-ass leatherboy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Mile Rowe comes across way better than that mincing ponce Barry.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (kDUUX)

341 280 Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:27 AM (y7DUB)

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There's
also the abiding suspicion she might turn on Trump at some point. But,
so far, she's been a key ally. I'd love to know what Sarah Huckabee
thinks of her.

Speaking of Sarah, is she running for the Senate next year, or not?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (NVYyb)

342 she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.



10,000 people in the woods planting seeds. Sounds like a plan.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

343 If this goes to the senate, the narrative turns.

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (AIG0e)

344 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Good ol' Fresh Hell, it's just not morning without it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (HaL55)

345 She still wants to take your guns and flood the nation with illegal immigrants."


Other than that....she's golden.



Tulsi: A Kinder, Gentler Kick in The Nuts.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at November 21, 2019 08:42 AM (0CeRG)

346 343 If this goes to the senate, the narrative turns.
Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (AIG0e)

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It's never going to the Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:42 AM (q80AH)

347
"That's crazy!"



- - George Foreman, George Foreman 2, George Foreman 3, George Foreman 4, George Foreman 5



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2019 08:19 AM

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There was a report on the local am news the other day showing a picture and asking for the public's help in locating George Foreman for burglary.


They ended that segment by stating that it was not the boxing champion they were looking for.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 08:42 AM (JUOKG)

348 I really worry the biggest obstacle to Trump being re-elected is incompetence and apathy.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy


Ballot harvesting, wetbacks & flat out fraud.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:42 AM (kDUUX)

349 'Nobody NO BODY ever voted for the 2nd place on the ticket,'

Yes they did. Palin.

Posted by: freaked
________

I voted for Angela Davis. I STILL don't know who Gus Hall is.

(Einstein didn't kill himself!!)

Posted by: WaterCow at November 21, 2019 08:43 AM (aTOTz)

350
JackStraw, no Republican KY governor has ever been reelected, at least according to something I read somewhere.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 08:43 AM (g00st)

351 That's a Patton Slap to the brass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (oVJmc)


And 100% necessary. That mutinous tweet yesterday bugged me more than shampeachment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:43 AM (y7DUB)

352 350
JackStraw, no Republican KY governor has ever been reelected, at least according to something I read somewhere.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 08:43 AM (g00st)

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If only we lived in some sort of Information Age where information was at our fingertips.

Oh well, I'll just keep typing into gray boxes on this constantly refreshing LCD screen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:44 AM (q80AH)

353 338. True but have to remember, polling will be warped forever due to blue states with big populations like commiefornia and New Trotsky.

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:44 AM (AIG0e)

354 10,000 people in the woods planting seeds. Sounds like a plan.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

********

I've been seeding ferns for years.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 21, 2019 08:44 AM (flINI)

355 10,000 people in the woods planting seeds. Sounds like a plan.
__________________

Don't laugh. It has worked out very well for us!

Posted by: Mexican drug cartels at November 21, 2019 08:44 AM (k4dH2)

356 The Republicans, in my view, have not adequately refuted these two
Democrat claims. They need to explain how and why the aid got released.

_______


They're saying this was disclosed over the weekend in #FakeSCIF testimony by the individual with that responsibility -- and that it's exculpatory -- but that Schiff won't allow them to discuss it or question the dude.

Hey Republicans -- how come Democrats in there get to leak shit with impunity and from you we get crickets?

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:44 AM (WqPYg)

357 At last night debate Warren said that she wants to see alternatives to military service and promised if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.
She also wants to tear down some of the wall.
Let that sink in.

Posted by: redridinghood
________

So, a Pink Floyd-CCC hybrid?

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2019 08:45 AM (aTOTz)

358
Hesco, the dems were thoroughly trounced in KY, EXCEPT the governor race. your analysis is flawed.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 08:45 AM (g00st)

359 My louisville friend said bevin lost in the cincy suburbs. He screwed himself by pushing for tolls up there. Black republican won by 20 points for Ag

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (AIG0e)

360 she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.



10,000 people in the woods planting seeds. Sounds like a plan.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4
***********
And will probably be paid a 6 figure salary from the taxpayers.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (wiXsO)

361 My guess is Schitts promised Nancypants that the hearings would result in some Republican cover for her vulnerable congresspeople.

doesn't seem to be happening

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (rpxSz)

362 >>They're saying this was disclosed over the weekend in #FakeSCIF testimony by the individual with that responsibility -- and that it's exculpatory -- but that Schiff won't allow them to discuss it or question the dude.

Mark Sandy, OMB. Fun fact, I went to his wedding.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (ZLI7S)

363 "Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:39 AM (ZLI7S)"

Put down the reefer. You've completely missed the point.

All of those places had higher than normal Democrat turnout. I suppose you can attribute that to several factors, but it still remains that Democrats are much better at GOTV.

People fail to understand how ideologically driven Democrats are. Ditto some of the so-called Independents. They're going to be there on Election Day in large numbers. Democrats are priming their machine and it doesn't matter who the candidate is. It could be a shoe. They will be voting on large numbers.

This complacency that Trump will win and therefore you really don't need to volunteer or vote is going to kill us.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (F73W5)

364 The other thing about touting Tulsi Gabbard as a moderate Democrat who isn't "all bad" is that she comes with one giant piece of baggage, known as the Democrat Party. Does any rational person think that she will be able to rein in the more radical wing?

A vote for Tulsi is a vote for full on Socialism no matter how you slice it.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (m45I2)

365 No eyeores here today. All intelligent questions. Gop does need to do better. Thankfully trump will be on the ticket

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:47 AM (AIG0e)

366 Mile Rowe comes across way better than that mincing ponce Barry.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (kDUUX)

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Mike Rowe is gay? NTTAWWT, just never suspected or had heard.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:47 AM (WqPYg)

367 Up next: Feminist reboot of "The Producers".

Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 08:47 AM (RuIsu)

368 Unexpectedly, Jussie Smollett's lawyers find steady employment.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at November 21, 2019 08:48 AM (5RITs)

369 she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.



10,000 people in the woods planting seeds. Sounds like a plan.


Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)sounds risque.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:48 AM (n13/j)

370 @316
===========

Concern troll aside, I simply do not get why suddenly the President needs to explain why he asked Ukraine to aid Barr in his investigations, or why he should explain encouraging Ukraine to investigate their own corruption.


Demofascists are doing their best to convince people PDJT should not have made these requests, when, obviously, it would be derelict not to do so. So, in short, go fuck yourselves Demofascists and NeverTrumpers. And Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:48 AM (NVYyb)

371 Up by our cabin in the U.P., there is a stretch of uniformly planted Jack Pines. Really ugly. They were all planted in the Depression. I guess that's where we're headed if Warren gets elected.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:48 AM (lwiT4)

372 >>All of those places had higher than normal Democrat turnout. I suppose you can attribute that to several factors, but it still remains that Democrats are much better at GOTV.

So then why did Republican win almost every single down ballot race in Kentucky, in some cases by the biggest margins ever?

Go ahead and figure that one out. I'll wait.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:48 AM (ZLI7S)

373 361. Right. Gop house retirees are the only ones to watch for and Amash

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:49 AM (AIG0e)

374 A vote for Tulsi is a vote for full on Socialism no matter how you slice it.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (m45I2)

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I think Tulsi herself has been pretty clear about this too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:49 AM (NVYyb)

375 how in the absolute fuck do you rebuild a forest? steel tree trunks? painted concrete bluffs? bitch should stick to fleecing whitey at the casinos.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:49 AM (KP5rU)

376 Mark Sandy, OMB. Fun fact, I went to his wedding.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (ZLI7S)

______


Ah, thanks for that name. Excellent fun fact.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:49 AM (WqPYg)

377 I can't believe we got him. We finally got him! Soon our national nightmare will be over! And we might get Pence with him! So amazing!!!

Posted by: No at November 21, 2019 08:49 AM (3Cx/I)

378 That link about why conservatives should care about income inequality misses the elephant in the room: Ctrl-F for "NAFTA" returns nada.

I sure do find it strange that every article I read about the demise of America's middle class ignores that abortion of a law. Nobody, and I mean NoBody ever mentions it. At. All. Not one word about the millions of people who lost their careers and the tens of thousands of small manufacturing bidnesses that closed after that got signed by BJ Cliton.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 08:49 AM (HaL55)

379 she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.
+++++++
10,000 people in the woods planting seeds. Sounds like a plan.
Posted by: grammie winger



*********

And they will have to be some type of plant erxperts...


...which means we won't be able to see the trees for the florists.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:49 AM (m45I2)

380 Fun fact, I went to his wedding.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (ZLI7S)



In flip-flops?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:49 AM (lwiT4)

381 Hesco, the dems were thoroughly trounced in KY, EXCEPT the governor race. your analysis is flawed.


Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 08:45 AM

Correct. I can't fathom why people are still seeing that as a Trump failure. bevin was the most unpopular Governor in the Country. Plus he was a grifter from Connecticut who was best buddies with blumenthal. I am not sure how he won the first time.


Every other top tier candidate elected was a Republican and the first Republican in 72 years was voted in as State AG.

People are reading way too much into the Kentucky election.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 08:50 AM (JUOKG)

382 "Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (n13/j)"

Hope and apathy isn't a GOTV strategy. Someone please let Ronna know.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:50 AM (F73W5)

383 >>At last night debate Warren said that she wants to see alternatives to
military service and promised if elected president, she will add 10,000
federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.

She also wants to tear down some of the wall.

Let that sink in.



What is it with these Democrats and their young civilian troops schemes?
Teach for America (Obama), AmiriCorps (Clinton), and so on.
They all want their own Maoist Red Guard.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:50 AM (bDqIh)

384 >>In flip-flops?

Formal flops.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:50 AM (ZLI7S)

385 Up by our cabin in the U.P., there is a stretch of uniformly planted Jack Pines. Really ugly. They were all planted in the Depression. I guess that's where we're headed if Warren gets elected.

Posted by: grammie winger
________

Just checked Wikipedia. The Civilian Conservation Corps was never officially disbanded.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2019 08:50 AM (aTOTz)

386 367 Up next: Feminist reboot of "The Producers".
Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 08:47 AM (RuIsu)

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Where the female producers sell their bodies to lonely old men?

That seems...problematic...

Tangent:

Race switching rolls has become de rigeur, obviously, but one franchise that did it that I've never heard a complaint about is Rocky. After six movies and a realization that a 70 year old man shouldn't be boxing, they continued to series by following Apollo Creed's son in Creed and Creed II.

I've never seen a complaint that it should have followed Rocky's kid.

It makes perfect sense in the films. They handle it really well, essentially handing a franchise about a white guy to black people, and everyone seems happy with it.

I don't not this disapprovingly. It's just interesting that audiences are supportive of the race switching when it, you know, makes sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:50 AM (q80AH)

387 All these conservative billionaires, and none have the brains to buy up cable channels to help the cuase. Fox news in now center left, and OANN is being blackballed by Comcast

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:51 AM (AIG0e)

388 I'd love to know what Sarah Huckabee
thinks of her.

Speaking of Sarah, is she running for the Senate next year, or not?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (NVYyb)


She and her father have been incredibly impressive in the Age of Two Scoops.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:51 AM (y7DUB)

389 "Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 08:45 AM"

Except my point was about turnout, not results.

We need to do better.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:51 AM (F73W5)

390 Screaming at my TV is no way to start the day. I need to keep it off while I'm getting ready for work.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:52 AM (dUJdY)

391 That's a Patton Slap to the brass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:37 AM (oVJmc)



And 100% necessary. That mutinous tweet yesterday bugged me more than shampeachment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:43 AM (y7DUB)

i didn't see it. But if some in the military want to come out against the CIC, let them do it. Why obscure things? btw, what was the tweet? I guess some people thought they could bully people the pres exonerated. Is that what happened? I only caught parts of it.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 08:52 AM (n13/j)

392 What is it with these Democrats and their young civilian troops schemes?
Teach for America (Obama), AmiriCorps (Clinton), and so on.
They all want their own Maoist Red Guard.

Posted by: Lizzy
________

Do I have to back there and run for another term?

Posted by: @FDR_Ouija at November 21, 2019 08:52 AM (aTOTz)

393 389 "Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 08:45 AM"

Except my point was about turnout, not results.

We need to do better.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:51 AM (F73W5)

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It seems to me that Republican candidates are pulling a lot of Democratic votes, based on the down ballot results in LA and KY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:52 AM (q80AH)

394 ...she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests

*******

Policies are made by fools like she,
But only God can make a tree

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:52 AM (m45I2)

395
I don't know about Buttgieg. I though the preferred Intersectional order would be:
Woman
Gay Man
Black Woman
Black Gay Woman
Trans (flip a coin here)
Chelsea

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (IttZ7)

396 Mike Rowe is gay? NTTAWWT, just never suspected or had heard.
Posted by: ShainS



There have been claims that he is.
He has never confirmed or denied his sexual orientation one way or the other.


Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (kDUUX)

397 Bel Edwards is catholic and pro life, pro gun and a incumbent. How do you beat that in a off year election?

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (AIG0e)

398 Fiona Hill, who will be testifying, is said to be critical of Republicans and is close to Bolton
Her opening statement is suppose to say that it's a fictional narrative to believe Ukraine, not Russia attacked our democracy.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (wiXsO)

399 394 ...she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests

*******

Policies are made by fools like she,
But only God can make a tree
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 08:52 AM (m45I2)

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"Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (q80AH)

400 This complacency that Trump will win and therefore you really don't need to volunteer or vote is going to kill us.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (F73W5)

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It's all in your head. I see a very motivated and active group of support. PDJT can count on supporters universally convinced we are pretty clearly fighting to survive as a nation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (NVYyb)

401 Demofascists are doing their best to convince people
PDJT should not have made these requests, when, obviously, it would be
derelict not to do so. So, in short, go fuck yourselves Demofascists and
NeverTrumpers. And Lindsay Graham.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:48 AM (NVYyb)

_______


Trump should be preparing the release of all transcripts of calls Obama and Clinton had with foreign leaders. #TheirRulesBaby
/only half-joking (but the Left has already set the precedent that foreign leaders will be very leery of any such contact with this or future POTUS)

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (WqPYg)

402 >>she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.



"Re-build??"

What, did the Grand Canyon cave in or the glacial lakes of Glacier National park drain themselves? Are the Yellowstone geysers in need of a tune-up? Maybe the Grand Tetons need a bit of spit 'n polish?


Spoken like a true coastal Lefty who has never set foot in a non-coastal state national park.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (bDqIh)

403 "Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:48 AM (ZLI7S)"

Get out of just solely looking at the dynamics in Kentucky. Look at all the races, especially Louisiana. We're getting beat on turnout.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (F73W5)

404 Screaming at my TV is no way to start the day. I need to keep it off while I'm getting ready for work.

Posted by: Jewells45
________

Think of the Chiefs.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (aTOTz)

405 Regarding the Kentucky governor, Barry Goldwater lost in a landslide and Reagan won in one; both espoused the same principles. We don't have to like it but the messenger matters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (y7DUB)

406 There have been claims that he is.

He has never confirmed or denied his sexual orientation one way or the other.


Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (kDUUX)


=====

And, who cares? His message to the youth of America is a great damn message. Work hard. Don't be afraid to get dirty. Believe in this country. It gives so much to all of us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:55 AM (NVYyb)

407 337
Wow- that was weird. Suddenly the HQ was unreachable and I started to have withdrawal symptoms.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (NVYyb)

______


This is my greatest fear for when the burning times come. I will be cutoff from my emotional support network and will be mostly on my own.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:55 AM (WqPYg)

408 405 Regarding the Kentucky governor, Barry Goldwater lost in a landslide and Reagan won in one; both espoused the same principles. We don't have to like it but the messenger matters.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (y7DUB)

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1964 was also a year after JFK was assassinated and everyone forgot that they had voted for Nixon in 1960.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:55 AM (q80AH)

409 Like they say. It takes a million casualties to make a 3 star general. Pentagon is a war for profit beaucracy , who lost their meal ticket in McCain. I support the troops , not the deep state admirals

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:55 AM (AIG0e)

410 Tulsi Time last night? 3 minutes?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (UI60k)

411 And, who cares? His message to the youth of America is a great damn message. Work hard. Don't be afraid to get dirty. Believe in this country. It gives so much to all of us.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


No one cares. But that wasn't the question.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (kDUUX)

412 405
Regarding the Kentucky governor, Barry Goldwater lost in a landslide and
Reagan won in one; both espoused the same principles. We don't have to
like it but the messenger matters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (y7DUB)

______


Fair point. Reagan also had the YUGE advantage of being preceded by Carter, just as Barry O paved the way for Trump.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (WqPYg)

413 "Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 08:53 AM (NVYyb)"

Except that in key states and nationally, the GOP is seriously under staffed and lacking in volunteers to help with GOTV and other activities. That's bad when you're competing against the Democrat vote machine.

And people might be motivated, but they have to get off their asses and to the polls. This is constantly a problem with the GOP. We win despite them.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (F73W5)

414 if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 08:40 AM


So...10,000 people planting seeds and clearing millions of tons of brush and deadwood and other fuel from the forests?

Tell me...Lizzie, WhyTAF has the US Forest Service not been doing that all this time?!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (ejd/p)

415 she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.


Uh, to quote some idiot, 'you didn't build that.'


Where are our National Forests disappearing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

416 "Always look at this through the lens of, what if Bristol Palin did it?

Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 08:07 AM (+mbOC) "



This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (JwHjN)

417 This complacency that Trump will win and therefore you really don't need to volunteer or vote is going to kill us.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (F73W5)


I dare you to show me a single person here who thinks they don't need to volunteer or vote.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (SjIcT)

418 Everyone go to wikipedia and check out the 1983 governor elections. Like trump, reagan was 3 years in office. Gop got their ass kicked in all 3 races. Reagan won 49 states one year later

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:58 AM (AIG0e)

419 if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 08:40 AM

So...10,000 people planting seeds and clearing millions of tons of brush and deadwood and other fuel from the forests?

Tell me...Lizzie, WhyTAF has the US Forest Service not been doing that all this time?!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Can't clear brush in California.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:58 AM (kDUUX)

420
Go ahead and figure that one out. I'll wait.
Posted by: JackStraw

Yeah, my point too. Kentucky's a poor guide for this in general. this time, no use at all, really.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 08:58 AM (g00st)

421 416. You are both right

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:58 AM (AIG0e)

422 417 This complacency that Trump will win and therefore you really don't need to volunteer or vote is going to kill us.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (F73W5)


I dare you to show me a single person here who thinks they don't need to volunteer or vote.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (SjIcT)

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We're all like Bart Simpson when he ran for class president.

We're gonna run out the door before we even vote and celebrate our victory, leaving Martin to win with only two votes cast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 08:59 AM (q80AH)

423 Go ahead and figure that one out. I'll wait.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:48 AM (ZLI7S)

point of order

when did unassailable facts become permissible on the AOS ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 08:59 AM (rpxSz)

424 Godzillary took it for granted, trump cannot do the same

Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:59 AM (AIG0e)

425 418 Everyone go to wikipedia and check out the 1983 governor elections. Like trump, reagan was 3 years in office. Gop got their ass kicked in all 3 races. Reagan won 49 states one year later
Posted by: Jonah at November 21, 2019 08:58 AM (AIG0e)

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Special elections are not predictive of general elections.

Midterm elections are not predictive of the next general election.

Elections the previous year are not predictive of the next general election.

I, personally, remember when Scott Brown winning in MA meant that Obama was definitely done in 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 09:00 AM (q80AH)

426 Spoken like a true coastal Lefty who has never set foot in a non-coastal state national park.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (bDqIh)

I think she probably has been in a non-coastal state park. She was in Oklahoma until she went to college. I've was in non coastal state parks by the time I was 17 when I was a liberal. Warren is just a leftist idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 09:01 AM (WI7YS)

427 Mike Rowe is gay? NTTAWWT, just never suspected or had heard.

Posted by: ShainS

i still don't suspect or even care. This nation needs to listen to Mike Rowe and not most of the BS'ers out there like the Dems.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 09:01 AM (n13/j)

428 "Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (SjIcT)

Oh Dear God. It's Not here I'm worried about. The people here would run naked through a forest fire to vote or volunteer for Trump.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 09:01 AM (F73W5)

429 Can't clear brush in California.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:58 AM


*sigh*

I know. I'm just ranting rhetorically.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 09:02 AM (ejd/p)

430 >>Except that in key states and nationally, the GOP is seriously under staffed and lacking in volunteers to help with GOTV and other activities. That's bad when you're competing against the Democrat vote machine.

In 2016, Trump had one part-time campaign staff and that person got yanked before the election and sent elsewhere.

He already has 19 people on the ground in Minnesota, a state he narrowly lost and is poised to do well in 2020.

If you want to get some good on the ground information of what the Trump campaign and the RNC are doing follow Brad Parscale's twitter. After virtually every rally he posts the voter data they are gathering which shows a surprising number of registered Democrats showing up at his rallies including in places like Minnesota.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:02 AM (ZLI7S)

431 Overheard at policy development meeting:

"So, we need to rebuild our national forests."

"Great idea! How many people will we need?"

"Let's just call it 5, no 10. 10,000."

"Okay, great. Should they be volunteers?"

"No, let's make 'em paid federal employees, they will then be more beholden to us."

"Fine. Now how do we rebuild a forest? Do we need some raw materials?"

"We could use wood."

"Where are we going to find that much wood?"

"How about if we harvest it from the national forests?"

"Nice thought, but no, I was thinking Ikea."

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 09:02 AM (m45I2)

432 The original Gerber baby turned 93 yesterday! She was 4 months old when her face became famous.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 09:03 AM (cF8AT)

433 Can't clear brush in California.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:58 AM (kDUUX)

when I was a kid, I cleared it all the time

driving up to the Sierras, I would fill my pick up full of firewood

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:03 AM (rpxSz)

434 Warren is just a leftist idiot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 09:01 AM


Who once referred to Western MA as the west coast of MA.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 09:03 AM (ejd/p)

435 Except that in key states and nationally, the GOP is
seriously under staffed and lacking in volunteers to help with GOTV and
other activities. That's bad when you're competing against the Democrat
vote machine.



And people might be motivated, but they have to get off their asses
and to the polls. This is constantly a problem with the GOP. We win
despite them.


Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM

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Trump won in 2016 without any significant help from the RNC and had a very poor GOTV ground game, but he still won.


He will not be in the same position this time as his campaign is already ramping up for next year and they will have the resources of the RNC added to that this time. Plus he doesn't really have to spend much for the Primary as he will be the only one on the ballot in most States, so he can save all of those sweet donations on the general.


His rallies are getting larger than they were in 2016 also.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 09:03 AM (JUOKG)

436 Fair point. Reagan also had the YUGE advantage of being preceded by Carter, just as Barry O paved the way for Trump.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (WqPYg)


Good points as well. Trump being from the private sector understands marketing a lot better than the GOP lifers who take their marching orders from whoever's at the top of the party shitheap. In fact Trump has stumped for more candidates than any GOPer I can remember, especially GWB.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 09:03 AM (y7DUB)

437 if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.

Great, a forestry equivalent of the TSA. A bunch of union thugs looking forward to a thirty-year-plus pension and life time benefits.

It would be too difficult to lease out the lands to commercial outfits who could profit from managed woodlands.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 21, 2019 09:03 AM (lD3vL)

438 Mike Rowe is gay? NTTAWWT, just never suspected or had heard.

Posted by: ShainS


Well, he hasn't based his identity around it, or ever made an issue of it.

So, according to identity politics, if he is gay, then what he's a traitor to the cause.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2019 09:04 AM (KUaJL)

439 "Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!"

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time. David Warner was fantastically campy in that movie.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 09:04 AM (6XLoz)

440 "402 >>she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.



"Re-build??"

What, did the Grand Canyon cave in or the glacial lakes of Glacier National park drain themselves? Are the Yellowstone geysers in need of a tune-up? Maybe the Grand Tetons need a bit of spit 'n polish?


Spoken like a true coastal Lefty who has never set foot in a non-coastal state national park.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (bDqIh) "





I know, right ? All the ones we've been to lately seem to be doing verynicelythankyou.

See it as a Vacation in the Wilderness program to indoctrinate 10k / year into Scoldilocks clones.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 09:04 AM (JwHjN)

441 The original Gerber baby turned 93 yesterday! She was 4 months old when her face became famous.
Posted by: Tami



You'd think they would have updated their marketing campaign by now.....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 09:04 AM (kDUUX)

442 No facts are unassailable per se. It's just that some hold up better than others when they are under assault.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 09:05 AM (m45I2)

443 i still don't suspect or even care. This nation
needs to listen to Mike Rowe and not most of the BS'ers out there like
the Dems.


Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 09:01 AM (n13/j)

______


Agreed -- one of my heroes. Just was curious if that was public knowledge or not, and it matters not. Apologies for asking.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 09:05 AM (WqPYg)

444 "who will rebuild our national forests..."

that's about the most ingorant thing i've ever heard.

Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 09:05 AM (Pg+x7)

445 444 "who will rebuild our national forests..."

that's about the most ingorant thing i've ever heard.
Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 09:05 AM (Pg+x7)

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I wonder if she thinks that the federal government doesn't own enough land in the western states, and this would be an introductory move to acquiring more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 09:06 AM (q80AH)

446 438 Mike Rowe is gay? NTTAWWT, just never suspected or had heard.

whatever floats your boat

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:06 AM (rpxSz)

447 The original Gerber baby turned 93 yesterday!
Posted by: Tami



*********

This is why I keep coming back here.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 09:06 AM (m45I2)

448 Tulsi Time last night? 3 minutes?

Posted by: squirrelly

Put her in a bikini and watch that time expand - along with a lot of the audience's pants.

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:06 AM (32YRo)

449 "The original Gerber baby turned 93 yesterday! She was 4 months old when her face became famous."
Back then baby food was made from real babies.

Posted by: freaked - Peferred pronoun is "Space Alien" at November 21, 2019 09:06 AM (Tnijr)

450 Who will rebuild my childhood?

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at November 21, 2019 09:07 AM (EgshT)

451 444 "who will rebuild our national forests..."

that's about the most ingorant thing i've ever heard.
Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 09:05 AM (Pg+x7)


comeback, baby !!

Posted by: Jack Appleseed at November 21, 2019 09:07 AM (rpxSz)

452 Where are our National Forests disappearing?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (oVJmc)


I was at Denali this summer. 91 miles into the fucking sticks and I didn't see a single Trump Tower under construction!

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 09:07 AM (y7DUB)

453 452 Where are our National Forests disappearing?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

I was at Denali this summer. 91 miles into the fucking sticks and I didn't see a single Trump Tower under construction!
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 09:07 AM (y7DUB)

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But you saw the gay camps, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 09:07 AM (q80AH)

454 Look at all the races, especially Louisiana. We're getting beat on turnout.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 08:54 AM (F73W5)

========
Wrong. GOP increased its vote total by 45% over the 2015 race, or 208,000 votes. The Democrats grew theirs by 127,000 votes. The GOP won the GOTP by a substantial margin.
In Louisiana, the governors race was lost on registration differences, particularly in NOLA and Baton Rouge parishes. AA voters were comfortable with Bel Edwards. He won with their support. Compare the parish maps: The GOP won parishes they've never won before. Rome wasn't built in a day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 09:08 AM (NVYyb)

455 if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.


==

I would like to apply for the position of Federal forest nymph, or possibly dryad

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 21, 2019 09:08 AM (G546f)

456 This could be interesting today. Apparently Fiona Hill is going to strongly push back against the idea that Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:08 AM (ZLI7S)

457 "Where are our National Forests disappearing?"
Converted to toilet paper and disposable diapers. Just as God intended.

Posted by: freaked - Peferred pronoun is at November 21, 2019 09:09 AM (Tnijr)

458 Warren's BS about the national parks is just feel-good for the brainless who won't question if it makes sense or not. Even if you point it out to you, it will be 'at least she cares!!!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 09:09 AM (oVJmc)

459 If Warren wanted to really help out with national (and state) parks, she would do something about immigration - build the wall, get the cartel people captured and sent home, because. . . there is yuuuuuge business in growing pot on state/federal land in California as well as using them for other trafficking activities, such as using them as informal ports.

This is detailed in several books by former CA game warden John Nores Jr., who spent years chasing down and arresting cartel growers on national park land and cleaning up the messes they left behind.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 09:09 AM (bDqIh)

460 456 This could be interesting today. Apparently Fiona Hill is going to strongly push back against the idea that Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:08 AM (ZLI7S)

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"So, you're saying that Ukraine has no idea what happens in Ukraine?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 09:09 AM (q80AH)

461 454. Yes. People forget that states like KY and LA have very deep DEM roots.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 09:10 AM (JRaU+)

462 er, point it out to THEM.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 09:10 AM (oVJmc)

463 i'd wager there's more forested land today than in the past 150 years.

Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 09:10 AM (Pg+x7)

464 But you saw the gay camps, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 09:07 AM (q80AH)


So *that's* why the tundra was so squishy!

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 09:10 AM (y7DUB)

465 This could be interesting today. Apparently Fiona Hill is going to strongly push back against the idea that Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election.

Well, I'm never buying an album of hers again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 09:10 AM (oVJmc)

466 This will anger a few but i don't care. i am trying to help the conservative movement and we have to be honest. Sure there are reasons, there are always reasons. But losing a landslide in Virgina, a formerly red state, losing in KY, and losing in LA is not a good sign and it can not be explained away.
The president put a lot into KY and LA. Could he have been more clear about the stakes and how it was portrayed as a referendum? He told them this!
There are only a tiny handful of states that everyone saw were moving right before 2016. LA and KY, along with WV and probably OH were four of the five as I remember. Again,. I am not talking 2016, I am talking over the last ten years or so.

It sucks when we can't get the governorship in LA and KY. It could have been specific personalities but so what? We have seen that before. Do I need to go down the list? There are always personalities. Remember the woman they said was a witch?
All I am saying it don't whistle pass the graveyard. We need to be doing deep dive analysis and figure out what happened. My lot is to defeat the opponent the next time we face up. That is the point of this political thing.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 09:11 AM (n13/j)

467 >>"So, you're saying that Ukraine has no idea what happens in Ukraine?"

Given how screwed up that place is that's probably a mostly true statement.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:11 AM (ZLI7S)

468
she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.



10,000 people in the woods planting seeds. Sounds like a plan.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4
***********
And will probably be paid a 6 figure salary from the taxpayers.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 08:46 AM (wiXsO)







Those 10,000 aren't actually going to be the ones planting trees. They're the ADMINISTRATORS for the program where tree-planting is outsourced to Donk-connected companies who will do the actual work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 09:11 AM (kw0bd)

469 This could be interesting today. Apparently Fiona
Hill is going to strongly push back against the idea that Ukraine
meddled in the 2016 election.


Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:08 AM

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Not sure how they are going to square that round peg as almost everyone on both sides was/is onboard that Ukraine did meddle in the election.



Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 09:11 AM (JUOKG)

470 Fiona Apple will come?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 09:11 AM (UI60k)

471 "space alien" is leaving a bad taste in my mouth so I'm adjusting my identity.
Adjust your attitude toward me accordingly

Posted by: freaked - Proferred pronoun is "Entity from space" at November 21, 2019 09:11 AM (Tnijr)

472
I would like to apply for the position of Federal forest nymph, or possibly dryad
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 21, 2019 09:08 AM (G546f)


Smart move, as Lizzie has the forest gorgon slot locked up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 09:12 AM (pNxlR)

473 ... maybe she'll have those millions exhale on the trees so they'll grow faster.

Posted by: mjc at November 21, 2019 09:12 AM (Pg+x7)

474 Fiona Hill is going to strongly push back against the idea that Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election.


********

Will she also be touting the benefits of propane and propane accessories?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 09:12 AM (m45I2)

475 Morning, Horde.

Kinda missed a few "developments" here, but is the gist of the Show Trial situation that Schiff is now going to draft (multiple, I assume) Articles of Impeachment based entirely on hearsay, supposition, the confused testimony of 1 person (who's livelihood, it seems, was being directly and negatively impacted by Democrat members of Congress - hello Witness Tampering?), and making shit up along the way?

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 09:12 AM (77WPm)

476 Frankly, I think pretending KY and LA and VA actually went great for Republicans (when you consider they didn't really lose by that much (TM)) is whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (O7MnT)

477 Except that in key states and nationally, the GOP is seriously under
staffed and lacking in volunteers to help with GOTV and other
activities. That's bad when you're competing against the Democrat vote
machine.

===========
Again, total bullshit. Show one piece of evidence to support this. Every article I've read shows literally just the opposite. The Trump campaign is way ahead on funding, staffing and GOTV efforts (compared to their own superlative efforts in 2016). Do yourself a favor, and never listen to Karl ROve ever again on any subject. You'll live a happier life.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (NVYyb)

478 This could be interesting today. Apparently Fiona Hill is going to strongly push back against the idea that Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election.

Who? And why should I care?

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (77WPm)

479
Those 10,000 aren't actually going to be the ones planting trees. They're the ADMINISTRATORS for the program where tree-planting is outsourced to Donk-connected companies who will do the actual work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 09:11 AM (kw0bd)


Said companies almost wholly staffed by illegal aliens, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (pNxlR)

480 Not sure how they are going to square that round peg
as almost everyone on both sides was/is onboard that Ukraine did meddle
in the election.




Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 09:11 AM (JUOKG)


We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (IttZ7)

481 there is yuuuuuge business in growing pot on state/federal land in California as well as using them for other trafficking activities, such as using them as informal ports.

Have you considered that this might be the intent rather than collateral damage?

Why would an utterly corrupt politician want to have their cartel partners have to pay taxes, work in a regulated environment and be under the scrutiny of a wealth of OSHA, EEOC, IRS, FDA inspectors and auditors?

By running their operations in the government forests, the cartels can have the government act as volunteer agents to keep interlopers out of their fields and camps.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (lD3vL)

482 Fiona Apple will come?
Posted by: squirrelly dan



I am currently standing outside the Apple store waiting to be the first one in my area to buy the new Apple Fiona!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 09:14 AM (kDUUX)

483 Was it here or some other site where I read the State Dept. employs over 77 thousand bureaucratic loads? Thanks again, Uniparty!

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 09:14 AM (y7DUB)

484 "455 if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.


==

I would like to apply for the position of Federal forest nymph, or possibly dryad

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 21, 2019 09:08 AM (G546f) "




I'm sure I speak for all of us in supporting your noble ambition !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 09:14 AM (JwHjN)

485 Do yourself a favor, and never listen to Karl ROve ever again on any subject. You'll live a happier life.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (NVYyb)

Some sage advice, that.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 09:14 AM (77WPm)

486
If Warren wanted to really help out with national (and state) parks, she would do something about immigration - build the wall, get the cartel people captured and sent home, because. . . there is yuuuuuge business in growing pot on state/federal land in California as well as using them for other trafficking activities, such as using them as informal ports.

This is detailed in several books by former CA game warden John Nores Jr., who spent years chasing down and arresting cartel growers on national park land and cleaning up the messes they left behind.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 09:09 AM (bDqIh)







That's why I stopped hiking the coastal mountains in SoCal about a year before I moved to Texas. There were big grow operations that used the same public trails that hikers used. And a few murders of rival growers where they buried the bodies in shallow graves just off the trails. They hadn't started threatening legit recreational hikers, but it was just a matter of time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 09:14 AM (kw0bd)

487 Frankly, I think pretending KY and LA and VA
actually went great for Republicans (when you consider they didn't
really lose by that much (TM)) is whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (O7MnT)

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Don't think I am pretending any such thing, particularly Virginia. Kentucky did go well for Republicans. Louisiana certainly was not a win for the modern Democrat party, even if we didn't win the Governors race. Call it a draw. Virginia was and is very bad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 09:15 AM (NVYyb)

488 Think of the Chiefs.

That's no help!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:15 AM (dUJdY)

489 Good morning all... just popped in to say let's all remember: Never give up, never give in, never stop fighting, and never lose faith!

*drops mic and exits stage left*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 21, 2019 09:15 AM (lwKRt)

490 seriously though, it sounds like Fauxcahontas is planning a massive land grab
eminent domain, bitchez

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 21, 2019 09:15 AM (G546f)

491 His (Trump) rallies are getting larger than they were in 2016 also.

===========================

I only reluctantly voted for Trump in 2016 but now I'd crawl naked over broken glass to vote for him. The Dems are THAT toxic and Trump has exceeded my expectations (which weren't high).

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 09:15 AM (prSvo)

492 476 Frankly, I think pretending KY and LA and VA actually went great for Republicans (when you consider they didn't really lose by that much (TM)) is whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (O7MnT)

Whether they went great and whether Alabama is now really a purple state are two different questions. VA is moving against the GOP(for reasons that have been gone over many times), KY and LA are a matter of specific candidates for specific races.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 09:15 AM (O+iVW)

493
Fiona Hill


That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 09:16 AM (pNxlR)

494 Frankly, I think pretending KY and LA and VA
actually went great for Republicans (when you consider they didn't
really lose by that much (TM)) is whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (O7MnT)

Absolutely agree on VA - until/unless the swamp is drained VA is lost and will continue to drift left until it's indistinguishable from MD. Can't agree on the others.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 09:16 AM (77WPm)

495 >>Those 10,000 aren't actually going to be the ones planting trees.
They're the ADMINISTRATORS for the program where tree-planting is
outsourced to Donk-connected companies who will do the actual work.


They'll be visiting schools and teaching children about the importance of trees to the ecosystem, and leading youth field trips to national parks where they each plant a seed in a Styrofoam cup and then take them home as a souvenir with the promise that they'll plant it somewhere to help save the planet. We all need to do our part!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 09:16 AM (bDqIh)

496 > "Where are our National Forests disappearing?"

They aren't. There's more forested land in the United States now than there was at the end of the Nineteenth Century.
But you'll never hear that from the envirowhackos.
Just as you'll never hear from them that the polar bear population is booming.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 09:16 AM (oQp6r)

497 >>Who? And why should I care?

Former NSC Russia/Ukraine "expert" who apparently does not know Ukraine meddled in our 2016 election on behalf of Hillary. She's about to testify in Schiff's clown show.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:16 AM (ZLI7S)

498 487. VA may be gone for a while. DC is simply too big. Sad!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (JRaU+)

499 >>seriously though, it sounds like Fauxcahontas is planning a massive land grabeminent domain, bitchez


"Uh, already happened."-- Western states

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (bDqIh)

500 Hollywood casting trends over the past few decades has been more toward slight, boyish men vs. manly men

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Not just Hollyweird. The Chinese accuse the CIA of promoting twink Asian celebrities in order to undermine masculinity. This is of course pure bullshit. They do, however, describe the disease accurately with a delightful phrase 'Little fresh meat'

Start around 1:30
https://youtu.be/3tr43h-N7hc

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (sHQ5K)

501 437 if elected president, she will add 10,000 federal employees who will rebuild our national forests.

Great, a forestry equivalent of the TSA. A bunch of union thugs looking forward to a thirty-year-plus pension and life time benefits.
______________________

Just another way to put more blacks on the government payroll. They'll be just as hard-working and effective, for their 6-figure salaries and luxurious perks, as those prison security guards who were shopping online while their charge Epstein was being murdered in his cell, 15 feet away.

Posted by: Mexican drug cartels at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (k4dH2)

502 @ChadPergram 46 seconds ago

Schiff: Hill was not alone in her concerns. Her boss, National Security Advisor John Bolton, was also paying attention..Bolton viewed Giuliani as "a hand grenade that is going to blow everybody up"


(I have a question. The (") before 'a hand grenade' were slanted but the ones at the end of the quote were not. How does that happen?)

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

503 > They're the ADMINISTRATORS for the program where tree-planting is

outsourced to Donk-connected companies who will do the actual work.
Assuming that any actual work gets done. Lately they've been giving up even the pretense of doing any real work.
Example: the California "high-speed rail" boondoggle, where they simply stole all the money and didn't even pretend to build any actual track.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (oQp6r)

504 Fiona Hill. That's a man baby

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (C0Xny)

505 The biggest problem for the Republicans, IMHO, is they let the Democrats define who they are because they don't have a cohesive vision, policies, or identity.

Democrats all day long define Republicans as greedy old racists who hate women, and the only Republican response is "No, we're not."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (O7MnT)

506 I think that blaming VA on DC doesn't capture it all.

Northern Virginia is a tech haven. There is a reason Amazon HQ2 is coming here.

The tech companies, and the people who work for them, have a certain aesthetic, too. Blame that just as much.

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (9VeU0)

507
That's why I stopped hiking the coastal
mountains in SoCal about a year before I moved to Texas. There were big
grow operations that used the same public trails that hikers used. And a
few murders of rival growers where they buried the bodies in shallow
graves just off the trails. They hadn't started threatening legit
recreational hikers, but it was just a matter of time.



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 09:14 AM

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The same thing happens in Kentucky. Daniel Boone National Forest is a bad spot for that stuff, you have to watch out when you go into some of the remote areas. The State tries to keep it in check but they can't catch every grower.


They have helicopter patrols all over during the growing season and burn a whole bunch of crops every year, but they never get it all.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (JUOKG)

508 So, you're saying that Ukraine has no idea what happens in Ukraine?"

What happens in the Ukraine, Stays in The Ukraine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (cEsBM)

509 What's a 4 percent health fee? I never heard of that before.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2019 08:04 AM (lwiT4)

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Its a fee the Restaurant Association has told its members it is ok to impose in order to pay for our local obamacare and paid time off and all the other goodies the Board of Supervisors has given to the FSA.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (EZebt)

510 So *that's* why the tundra was so squishy!


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"...across the fruited plains." takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (m45I2)

511 502
(I have a question. The (") before 'a hand grenade' were slanted but the ones at the end of the quote were not. How does that happen?)
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

=======

One gets copied, the other typed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (q80AH)

512 Why is Schiff testifying

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (C0Xny)

513 Some sage advice, that.


Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 09:14 AM (77WPm)

he is right that the Trump Campaign was amazing in 2016, not question there. The guy won!

But since that time we have have quite a few losses. If we had won 2018, impeachment would not even be happening. All we had to do it get the turnout. And we DID tell people that.

I see Repubs at the state level seriously questioning what is going on and what they need to do to fix it. If some want to say those questions are wrong, so be it. I would rather do everything to win next time than leave a single stone unturned.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (n13/j)

514 So, you're saying that Ukraine has no idea what happens in Ukraine?"

What happens in the Ukraine, Stays in The Ukraine
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (cEsBM)

Well except if your name is Manafort

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (cEsBM)

515 506. Why did the tech companies move into NOVA? Of course, to be close to their regulatory masters.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 09:18 AM (JRaU+)

516 >>Who? And why should I care?



Former NSC Russia/Ukraine "expert" who apparently does not know
Ukraine meddled in our 2016 election on behalf of Hillary. She's about
to testify in Schiff's clown show.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:16 AM (ZLI7S)

So, basically another "witness" who will provide evidence solely as to why the NSC should be nuked from space?

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 09:19 AM (77WPm)

517
I await the black velvet painting. I hope that it will be a picador and a bull.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 09:19 AM (pNxlR)

518
Kentucky just DOES NOT belong in this analysis, Ok?
Entire state government is red, except the mansion. Turnout had nothing to do with this.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 09:19 AM (g00st)

519 Trump: "I am much richer than people even thought - And that is a good thing."

Ahahahhahahhahha. The real prosperity gospel.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at November 21, 2019 09:19 AM (5RITs)

520 Kamala Harris is a strong woman. I heard she's actually pulled a train.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 09:20 AM (O7MnT)

521 Do yourself a favor, and never listen to Karl ROve ever again on any subject. You'll live a happier life.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 09:13 AM (NVYyb)


Whenever there's an election of any type and Chris Wallace brings out him and that other barely functioning retard, Joe Trippi, out to lend their nonexistent expertise, it's like a painfully unfunny version of Carnac the Magnificent.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 09:20 AM (y7DUB)

522 Hell, it's not atruly traditional marriage until the gay couple adopts twin Korean babies.
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I thought it was twin black babies? The one at my workplace got twin black ones.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 21, 2019 09:20 AM (vg8iE)

523 So will Jim Jordan lean forward, "forget" to turn on his mic, and when Mr Holmes says he can't hear the question, go Jim Jordon on his selective bionic hearing.

Posted by: RedDish at November 21, 2019 09:21 AM (AjwWO)

524 Posted by: Mexican drug cartels at November 21, 2019 09:17 AM (k4dH2)

I think quite a few people on the government payroll don't work very hard-It's not about the race.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 09:21 AM (WI7YS)

525
Hell, it's not atruly traditional marriage until the gay couple adopts twin Korean babies.
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I thought it was twin black babies? The one at my workplace got twin black ones.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 21, 2019 09:20 AM (vg8iE)







Get with modern times. "Two black babies" is sooooooo early 'oughts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 09:22 AM (kw0bd)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/20/19) I Forgot There Was A Debate Tonight Edition

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

"Almost everyone involved in public-policy debates agrees that it would be good if the federal government could collect more revenue without raising tax rates or reducing tax deductions or credits. It should be indisputable that investment to make sure all citizens meet their tax obligations is desirable."
The National Bureau of Economic
Research


Quote II

“You all seem to have forgotten that Jeffrey Epstein, the offense for which he was charged and for which he was imprisoned, was for soliciting prostitution from minors. That is not the same thing as pedophilia,” Lady Colin Campbell


Quote III

“If we distribute a bunch of stuff that’s frozen or from the refrigerator and cold, what are people going to do with it? Take it home and not have anywhere to put it?” Beth Stanton


Quote IV

We extend our deepest sympathies to the family of the pet involved in this incident. We take this matter very seriously and are working directly with those involved to determine the circumstances behind this event. Based on the outcome of our investigation, we will take the appropriate action.” FedEx

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Truth or fiction? The sad fact is that it is so believable.

First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: “Einstein didn’t kill himself.”

“But I don’t know why everyone’s making such a big deal about it,” Ocasio-Cortez said in a press conference. “I mean, like, he’s been dead for over a thousand years right? Or was that Newton? I’m not good at history.”

It’s unclear whether AOC as the kids like to call her was aware that Einstein died at the Princeton Medical Center in 1955.

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Let me get this straight. Gay, black, employed as an actor and act out a fake hate crime hoax and you're suing the City of Chicago? Big balls.

Via Fox News:

Jussie Smollett says the $10,000 he was mandated to pay after the criminal case against him was closed should prevent the city of Chicago from seeking reimbursement for the police investigation following his claim, back in January 2019, that he was a victim of a racist and homophobic attack.

Attorneys for the former “Empire” actor filed a response Tuesday to Chicago’s lawsuit in federal court. They also filed a counterclaim against the city, saying Smollett was the victim of a malicious prosecution that caused humiliation and extreme distress.


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The ACLU certainly doesn't know much about law. And knows less about science.

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And once you control their healthcare, you can control them completely. Outrageous medical care in Great Britain. Or nothing to see here move along.

At least 42 babies and three mothers died at maternity wards covered by a single hospital trust due to a ‘toxic’ culture, a leaked report has claimed.

Children were also left with disabilities as a result of substandard care at Shrewsbury and Telford Hospital Trust in what could possibly be the largest maternity scandal in NHS history.

Staff at the trust routinely dismissed parents’ concerns, were unkind and got dead babies’ names wrong, according to the document seen by The Independent.

In one troubling case, parents were not told their baby’s body had arrived back from the post-mortem examination, and it was left to decompose so badly the family never got to say goodbye properly.

The interim update report comes from an independent inquiry led by maternity expert Donna Ockenden, which was launched by former health secretary Jeremy Hunt in July 2017.

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Dear Mummy I still want to be prince. Make the hullabaloo go away.

Prince Andrew was forced to quit royal duties last night after a dramatic intervention by the Queen and the Prince of Wales.

They took decisive action to contain the fall-out from the duke's disastrous TV interview about his friendship with a paedophile billionaire.

The interview triggered days of catastrophic headlines and caused a string of businesses and charities to desert him.

Following lengthy discussions with Charles, who is touring New Zealand, the Queen summoned Andrew to Buckingham Palace and told him to step down.


On the bright side he didn't tell certain members of the press #LearnToCode.

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Nancy Pelosi explains..............

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Not preaching, but.....There are reasons for leash laws. Australian woman beaten severely by a kangaroo.

A woman in Australia needed 25 stitches to her face and almost lost an eye after being mauled by a kangaroo while walking her dog.

The attack happened near a popular walking trail in the city of Wodonga, in the state of Victoria, according to CNN affiliate 9News. Dina, who declined to share her last name, let her pet dog off its leash and it began chasing a large male kangaroo — prompting her to try to intervene.

“I ran up the embankment to try and get my dog away but not realizing that I was only three or four meters behind the roo,” Dina told 9News. “And that’s when I sensed the roo was panicking, and thinking, ‘I’m being attacked on all sides.'”

She turned around right as the kangaroo attacked her from behind, knocking her to the ground.


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The DOJ has recently released a study. Four things in common that mass shooters share.

The stereotype of a mass shooter is a white male with a history of mental illness or domestic violence. While that may be anecdotally true, the largest single study of mass shooters ever funded by the U.S. government has found that nearly all mass shooters have four specific things in common.

A new Department of Justice-funded study of all mass shootings — killings of four or more people in a public place — since 1966 found that the shooters typically have an experience with childhood trauma, a personal crisis or specific grievance, and a “script” or examples that validate their feelings or provide a roadmap. And then there’s the fourth thing: access to a firearm.


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We are all Morons here and The ONT knows you won't be offended. Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for that young child? Here ya go.

A Nerf dart gun, ice cream-scented Nickelodeon slime and a plastic Power Rangers claw are among the toys topping a consumer safety group’s list of worst toys for the holidays.

World Against Toys Causing Harm unveiled its annual list Tuesday at a Boston children’s hospital.

A realistic toy machine gun, a “pogo trick board,” a yeti teddy bear and a pull-along caterpillar toy for infants also made the list.

The Massachusetts nonprofit has been releasing the list for more than 40 years.

It says many of the products present choking, eye and other safety hazards frequently found in poorly designed toys. It also cites the products for having inconsistent and inadequate warnings labels.

The organization says the Nerf Ultra One gun, which is billed as firing soft darts up to 120 feet, shoots the projectiles with enough force to potentially cause eye injuries.

We aren't advocating for Irwin Mainway....................Yet.


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The State of California does believe in walls. No more fleeing the State of California.

SACRAMENTO, CA—California's state government has announced it will agree to build a wall as President Trump has been pushing for, except this wall will keep people in, not out.


People trying to flee the socialist state in U-Hauls in search of a better life will be greeted with a large concrete structure running across all exits from the state. Modeled after the Berlin Wall, the structure will provide comfort and security to state legislators fearful of citizens fleeing for basic necessities like electricity, taxes less than 100%, and plastic straws and bags.

The rest of the country all pitched in for the wall, too, so Governor Newsom only needed to raise income taxes by a few percentage points to fund it.

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If there is Karma. This guy might be a deserving candidate.

According to Aftonbladet, one of the largest daily newspapers in the Nordic countries, a biological male who was convicted of killing and butchering his ex-girlfriend has been approved to move to a woman’s jail facility after claiming to be transgender.

In 2013, Kristoffer Johansson, who now goes by Kim Marie, was convicted of killing and cutting up his ex-girlfriend, Expressen reported last week. Johansson recently started a “gender correction” in prison, the outlet noted, citing Aftonbladet. He alerted authorities about alleged harassment following the “correction” and submitted a request to be transferred to an all-female jail. After initially receiving a rejection of the application, Johansson has now been approved to serve out the rest of his time in a woman-only facility.


***

I might live in the frozen tundra. But I don't see myself in Canada participating in the Hair Freezing Contest.

Now I’m well aware that there are some crazy contests around the world. People seem to love doing obscure things to showcase their talents or personalities. Sometimes people just enjoy throwing themselves out there into the world to find new friends and things to enjoy. I’ve heard of weird contests like extreme ironing, where contestants try to iron clothes in the craziest places such as underwater or even while jumping out of a plane. I’ve seen funny contests where people even try their best to replicate a pig’s calls and snorts. Well I came across a contest in Canada that looks like a blast. I’ve never seen anything like it before and the conditions in Whitehorse, Yukon are just perfect for this unique contest. Because temperatures can reach – 22 degrees in the winter months, people tend to stay inside. Not these people though and they have a very good reason.

They are happy to go outside because they are competing in the annual Hair Freezing Contest of Whitehorse, Canada. This event is held every February when temperatures can reach below – 22 degrees. The well-below-freezing temps combined with a dip in the 104 degree hot springs makes for one unique contest. A hair freezing contest!


And in case you're wondering. I do have a full head of hair.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



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Refrain from liquor, abstain from drugs and stay the hell away from the casino. Genius Award Winner.

Mayor Domenic Sarno’s communications director tried to call the MGM casino’s president via the FaceTime app at 3 a.m. while being detained by police after allegedly vandalizing a restaurant, including plucking lemons off a tree and hurling them through the kitchen and dining room.

Marian K. Sullivan, 27, of Springfield, pleaded not guilty to malicious destruction of property in Springfield District Court Monday morning, one day after Sarno issued a media advisory announcing that he placed Sullivan on paid administrative leave following her arrest.


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Shop owner goes over and above the call of duty. Your lovable Cob wouldn't have. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Nov. 19 (UPI) -- A New York state bagel store clerk is being hailed as a hero after taking a 7-hour round-trip drive to return a set of keys left behind by a customer.

Diana Chong said her husband kept the car running while she popped into Bagels 101 in Middle Island to grab some coffee.


"I took my keys because I use the Bally Rewards," Chong told WPVI-TV. "I come here every morning on my way to work. And then after that, I got my bagels. I went back in the car and we drove away."

Chong said it wasn't until arriving in Honesdale, Pa., that she realized she had left the keys 180 miles away at the bagel shop. The key ring includes the fob needed to start her family vehicle.


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1 ha ha, not the Bee:
https://tinyurl.com/vy5737x

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (r+sAi)

2 and a first!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)

3 I own this baby.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)

4 YGBFKM!

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (VcFUs)

5 Nobody else is even close.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)

6 I shall fetch the corgis

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (VcFUs)

7 Plants flag like Paolo planting somebody's wife.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (r+sAi)

8 It's looking a little gray and boxy in this thread

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (DU2N9)

9 Wow, that was fast. Nicely done.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DU2N9)

10 But seriously, look at my link in 1.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (r+sAi)

11 Nice pic MisHum - I love the old windmill.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (Y4EXg)

12 Yay. ONT. thx mishum

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (zUdXR)

13 The ACLU certainly doesn't know much about law. And knows less about science.

I actually find myself cringing whenever I hear politicians and non-scientists talking about science. I mean, I'm an engineer so, barely a scientist. But wow, these savants are The Stoopid when it comes to the hard sciences.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (DU2N9)

14 Wine moms gonna love Buttigieg's goo goo talk about working together.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)

15 Hello Dear, how was your day?

Those of us in the Eastern Time Zone really appreciate the early ONT's.

Thank you, MisHum

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (9HQoP)

16 Oooh, Klobuchar Buttigieg catfight!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (ZfRYq)

17 Photo-shopped or not, I like it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (BiNEL)

18 I own this baby.

You can have him.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (EgshT)

19 Shaking things up with the early ONT. I like it mishum.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (+5iMQ)

20 Klobuchar thinks the shakiest person on the stage should be elected.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (ZfRYq)

21 Holy cow--what a luxurious ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (TdMsT)

22 Well since you willowed us by launching early:

347
It's "Comma-la".



Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)


Comma-La

Comma-La

Comma-La kneepad girl,

You come and blow, you come and blo-o-ow!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (lnWzE)

23 Joe, But like Hillary, all your experiences are bad.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (DBGf/)

24 At least 42 babies and three mothers died at maternity wards covered by a single hospital trust due to a toxic culture, a leaked report has claimed.
Children were also left with disabilities as a result of substandard care at Shrewsbury and Telford Hospital Trust in what could possibly be the largest maternity scandal in NHS history.
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UK healthcare for ALL!

(except me and my friends)

Posted by: Every Democrat presidential candidate at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (sy5kK)

25 Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (DXT9A)

26 My week here is done.
Glad you enjoy the early ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (aA3+G)

27 Almost everyone involved in public-policy debates agrees that it would be good if the federal government could collect more revenue without raising tax rates or reducing tax deductions or credits.

-
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)

28 All of the candidates on the stage have Twitter accounts.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ZfRYq)

29 Nowhere is safe. I tuned to QVC to see about maybe doing some Christmas shopping.

RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.

Kill. Me. Now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

30 Wow. Another softball question. Stupid twat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (DXT9A)

31 In a technical sense, Lady Colin Campbell is not wrong. In a practical sense, she can piss up a rope.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (3Z6pZ)

32 Nice pic of a partial eclipse...perhaps coming out of annularity, perhaps not.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (71NaS)

33 LOL. I wanted to be the re-incarnation of Einstein.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (DBGf/)

34 15
Hello Dear, how was your day?



Those of us in the Eastern Time Zone really appreciate the early ONT's.



Thank you, MisHum

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (9HQoP)

Did you just bless his heart? Because I think you just blessed his heart. Or maybe not. Consider his heart two chambers blessed, two chambers unblessed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (lnWzE)

35 irwin mainway was ahead of his time. that shit was hilarious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

36 Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)


I just hope neither Cory or Buttplug pull a rabbit out of their asses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)

37 Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

Honey, nothing is ever that hopeless.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (9HQoP)

38 "Lock her up?"

I didn't chant that.

I chanted "String her up."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)

39
"We extend our deepest sympathies to the family of the pet involved in this incident. We take this matter very seriously and are working directly with those involved to determine the circumstances behind this event. Based on the outcome of our investigation, we will take the appropriate action." FedEx

Translation: we don't give a damn about your little dog.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)

40 Sanders actually taken aback by lock him up question

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (ZfRYq)

41 RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.

Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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And I'll bet he looked "FABULOUS!!" lol

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)

42 Just to get this in somewhere --

I realized only today that NPR's "Morning Edition"* coverage of the House hearings consistently has the same focus: the next person to testify, whose testimony will definitely prove illegality by Trump.

They never air tape of yesterday's witness.

This tells me the Dems are shooting blanks.



*I'm stuck listening to that crap if I want to stay in bed. Wife is a longtime liberal who has wakened to that confounded broadcast since college 30 years ago.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (u/nim)

43 35 irwin mainway was ahead of his time. that shit was hilarious.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (aA3+G)

44 Oh that poor puppy

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

45 Out: fossil fuel.

In: fossil candidates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (DXT9A)

46 I'd like to see Bloomie and Bernie go at it one-on-one. Bernie will turn purple with rage at the sight of Bloomie, no doubt.

Buttygig should enjoy his 15 minutes of fame now, while he can.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (71NaS)

47 Hey everybody.

Just got back from Cheesecake Factory. Nothing like a delicious 40-buck 9000 calorie meal to make your day... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

48 Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

----

My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)

49 Some of you people are actually watching the debate?

Geez, get a life.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (2PXwn)

50 36 Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)

I just hope neither Cory or Buttplug pull a rabbit out of their asses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)


That would get me to leave the MAC game.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

51 One more plastic surgery and Biden will be saying: "You been here four hour. You go now!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DXT9A)

52 This tells me the Dems are shooting blanks.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (u/nim)

The Walls have been Closing In for 3-years now. They got nothing, but they'll manufacture some sort of fiction they can sell to their mouthbreathing dangerously insane base and then we get to see how many of those Trump District Dems want to be 1-termers.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DU2N9)

53 Biden: Let's be civil to each other, not like that asshole Trump.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (ZfRYq)

54 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

Your writing gig must be paying well.
No chicken sammich tonight?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (aA3+G)

55
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

That never works.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)

56 So Larry David gets ten times as much time as Tulsi?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)

57 29 Nowhere is safe. I tuned to QVC to see about maybe doing some Christmas shopping.

RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.

Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)


I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.

The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on, and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her dearly.

Everyday, common movie plots.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (sy5kK)

58 My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)

Oh No, Mr. Bill!

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (9HQoP)

59 48 Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

----

My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.

I remember 'Bag-O-Glass'

Funny stuff.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (377Zs)

60 Has Biden gone Chinese??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (DXT9A)

61 Ronnie James fucking Dio

Greatest metal voice ever

Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ucNdt)

62 i don't know if that quote was supposed to be sarcastic, but i agree that soliciting prostitution from minors is different than pedophilia.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Pg+x7)

63 Holy cow--what a luxurious ONT, MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (TdMsT)


It's got cup holders!

*plays with wing vent windows*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (t+qrx)

64 MisHum, no chicken sammich tonight.
I got to Popeyes, then remembered I left my brass knuckles at home :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

65 Has Biden gone Chinese??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

---

I really think so.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Y4EXg)

66 I was really hopeful when I saw the California border wall story, until I saw it was from the Bee. Darn.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (2PXwn)

67 52 This tells me the Dems are shooting blanks.



I'm still not pregnant.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (sy5kK)

68 putting your kids in day care is not going to help them. I visited a day care with a relative and it was like a gulag. What a horrible existence for a kid imo.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (n13/j)

69 Three golfer chicks at the same time? Seems like a good idea to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

70 Lady Campbell,

First LOLGF.

Second Epstein was the pmp for the pedophiles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (fhDmL)

71 "I have two kids, one is going to be a dentist, and the other a computer programmer. But you knew that."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (DXT9A)

72 A new Department of Justice-funded study of all mass shootings - killings of four or more people in a public place - since 1966 found that the shooters typically have an experience with childhood trauma, a personal crisis or specific grievance, and a "script" or examples that validate their feelings or provide a roadmap. And then there's the fourth thing: access to a firearm.


Fifth thing: 24 mass shooters out of the last 25 didn't have a father in the home.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (ob5xJ)

73 Bad ideas + alcohol = fun (or death)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)

74 ... if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (Pg+x7)

75 More content on ONT than from all the various DemoBolsheviks at their CommieCoffeeKlatch.

Posted by: Miklos, opinionating at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

76 I miss Ronnie James Dio.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (WTo7J)

77 61 Ronnie James fucking Dio

Greatest metal voice ever
Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ucNdt)

Got 'Holy Diver' near the top of my metal playlist.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (377Zs)

78 59
48 Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



----



My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.



I remember 'Bag-O-Glass'



Funny stuff.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (377Zs


Colon Blow.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (lnWzE)

79 Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath

So let it be written

Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ucNdt)

80 I have to admit. Among these jokes. It makes sense that Bootysweat is rising in the polls. But I dont' think he can get the dem nod.
btw, it is so forced that klobouchar keeps saying "farmers". Nice try, you have no chance with any farmer.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (n13/j)

81 ❘❘❘❙❙❚♠

Suddenly realized MH would post the ONT early because of Demdebates Slaving Time. Again.

So, Howdy.

Might've commented sooner but I was watching

I almost hate to mention it

"A Love Like No Otter" from Aquarium Love Stories

https://youtu.be/4KE_qHZF7pI

Which would be really cute were it not for, you know, youse guyses.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I otter know better at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (5RITs)

82 Three golfer chicks at the same time? Seems like a good idea to me.
Posted by: Insomniac

Assuming gender again, eh?

Posted by: Miklos, an X is not a Y at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

83 Hoorah Shrewsbury! Floreat Salopia!

What a disgrace.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ykYG2)

84 Okay, I think I am done.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ZfRYq)

85 Has anyone congratulated Gramps Joe on Hunter's lil' bundle to be yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

86 C-I-L-L My Landlord

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

87 74
... if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.

Posted by: mjc


It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)

88 Slow Joe just said "That's not who we are." But I have absolutely no idea what he was talking about before he said it. (And neither, probably, does he.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (tkNkP)

89
Kind of a tipoff how the Democrats are going, when the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (sy5kK)

90 Remember when people said that if you legalize gay marriage you are going to have the left eventually arguing for pedophilia too?

Remember how liberals and "moderates" said that was crazy talk.

WELL HELLO LADY CAMPBELL!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (WdocV)

91 82 Three golfer chicks at the same time? Seems like a good idea to me.
Posted by: Insomniac

Assuming gender again, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, an X is not a Y at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

Well, the plan would be to verify, but yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

92 "The DOJ has recently released a study. Four things in common that mass shooters share."

No, the "study" was created by something called "The Violence Project," not the DOJ. DOJ funds were used.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (mk9aG)

93 79 Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath

So let it be written
Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ucNdt)

No argument from me. But, YMMV with the rest of the Horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (aA3+G)

94 Oh boo hoo. Women have to do all the work.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (DBGf/)

95 >>>I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.
The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on, and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her dearly.

------


You left out the bed and breakfast he also just happens to own, and which is in need of someone with her particular skills to win the Greatest Christmas Destinations contest and bring much-needed life back to the town.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)

96 MisHum, no chicken sammich tonight.
I got to Popeyes, then remembered I left my brass knuckles at home :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve


When you get to the counter, make sure to tell the tranny you want the spicy sandwich.
And if your Popeyes doesn't have a tranny behind the counter, you're more than welcome to come to mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (ob5xJ)

97 the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (sy5kK)

In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (9HQoP)

98 RONNIE JAMES FUCKIN' DIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*cough*

Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (RYP5Z)

99 One thing I'll give Joe Biden, he is one of the few Democrat leaders that we can pretty sure hasn't raped a child yet.

OTOH, looking at him groping them its not for lack of wanting to.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (WdocV)

100 87 74
... if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.

Posted by: mjc

It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)

Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

101 the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

It'll blow over. RUN!!!!

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (T6t7i)

102 the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

___

Remember when I said I was going to nuke you bitter clingers?

SURPRISE ANAL NUKE!


Posted by: Eric Farwell at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (WdocV)

103 Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.

Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

104 It began when the ACLU forced the state of Calif. to close the mental hospitals.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (DBGf/)

105 79 Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath

So let it be written
Posted by: Boomer



https://youtu.be/oO6uBQJ35N0

Yep

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WTo7J)

106 Biden Baby, it's cold outside.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (am9TE)

107
The ONT Classical Music Interlude

For Moron Robbie, the Chorus Mysticism from the Symphony No. 8 (Symphony of a Thousand) of Gustav Mahler. A Proms performance at the Royal Albert Hall by the National Youth Orchestra of Great Britain conducted by Sir Simon Rattle.

https://youtu.be/9WhNn6zxqVg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (7rVsF)

108 Posted by: mindful webworker - I otter know better at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (5RITs)


The Dems had nothing to do with posting. It's been a long day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (aA3+G)

109 Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.
***

Interestingly evangelicalism's predecessors did NOT share that view.

Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)

110 Free health care!? Walter Reed here I come! Nancy, get your boney ass to the back of the line! I'm first! What? That's not how this is going to work? You saying they're lying? Aren't we all going to be equal? Well piss on it then!Trump 2020 + forever!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (LOq4H)

111
Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7708819

That's about what I've come to expect. Top Hoes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)

112 95
>>>I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.

The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the
big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on,
and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of
high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a
heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her
dearly.



------





You left out the bed and breakfast he also just happens to own, and
which is in need of someone with her particular skills to win the
Greatest Christmas Destinations contest and bring much-needed life back
to the town.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)

Sounds like an excellent film that would have Hollywood vomiting for months as it raked in boffo box office.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (lnWzE)

113 . if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (Pg+x7)

Would it be okay to have sex with two 16 year old girls since their combined age is 32?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (RYP5Z)

114 31 ... in a practical sense she's not wrong either.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (Pg+x7)

115 73- qdp
Bad ideas + Alcohol
I had two Spec Ops buddies of mine show up this weekend. Wrecked my dirt bike, hurt my knee, wrecked my UAV at 2 AM, wrecked my beloved 79 F-250 4WD, I wasn't driving, knocked the rear glass out of the truck with my head, concussion, broke my nose, glass in my eye, ruined my glasses and shattered my phone in 36 hours. Pretty good time!

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (bttOm)

116 Oh. She's got a plan.

Projects?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (DXT9A)

117 NBER can go screw itself. The IRS should be disbanded NOT given $100 million more dollars to harass conservatives.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (imSgd)

118 61 Ronnie James fucking Dio 

Greatest metal voice ever 

...
Top 3 easy.

Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (Q5eBq)

119
I fart in the ONT's general direction.

Posted by: Eric Swallows All and Well at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)

120 Warren is a crook and a liar. She is dangerous.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (n13/j)

121 One of our senators here in GA is retiring, and the governor is accepting applications for the position.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (9HQoP)

122 "My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad." I've always done it shamefully and badly. No conditioner required.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (mk9aG)

123 Well, the plan would be to verify, but yeah.

___

For some reason my demands for photographic proof of feminine parts has not meet with success on the dating sites.

Posted by: Some Moron at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (WdocV)

124 So ... she wants to put ex-cons in with the elderly? Good idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (DXT9A)

125 You left out the bed and breakfast he also just happens to own, and which is in need of someone with her particular skills to win the Greatest Christmas Destinations contest and bring much-needed life back to the town.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)


As foretold in the prophecy!

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx)

126 Evening horde

Posted by: wing at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (JFzNN)

127 Nowhere is safe. I tuned to QVC to see about maybe doing some Christmas shopping.



RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.



Kill. Me. Now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

Freaking ridiculous.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (imSgd)

128 How dare those middle-class folks move into cheap neighborhoods!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (DBGf/)

129 122 "My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad." I've always done it shamefully and badly. No conditioner required.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (mk9aG)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

130 Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:


Conehead!

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (T6t7i)

131 103 Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.

Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)


Will she push for Dental Care For All?

No, I don't denounce myself.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

132 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Short shorts are never a bad idea.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (786Ro)

133 115; db, that's what i call a good time. you only live once.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

134 NBER can go screw itself. The IRS should be disbanded NOT given $100 million more dollars to harass conservatives.
***

Give the states a tax bill per adult. Not adult citizen, adult.

Then left Falifornia continue to count illegals.

MUHAHAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (WdocV)

135 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/t5boq4j

https://tinyurl.com/ufcouv8

https://tinyurl.com/rczrt23

https://tinyurl.com/wtxzfea

https://tinyurl.com/wnyran2

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (qAR6u)

136 Call me crazy but I think being a mass shooter sort of
presupposes access to a firearm.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (+y/Ru)

137 Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.

Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)


I thought she actually was elected governor, but isn't able to carry out her duties due to you evil wingnuts not acknowledging her legitimacy because you're racist.

Or at least I think that's what she said. She had a couple of Big Macs in her mouth at the time.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (2PXwn)

138 113 don't be a sophist. clearly, all teenagers who have sex with teenage girls should be imprisoned and labeled pedophile sex offenders for the rest of their lives. clearly.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (Pg+x7)

139 101
the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

It'll blow over. RUN!!!!


Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (T6t7i)

Ah, that's just a Hindenburger.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (lnWzE)

140 Evangelical upbringing? I am Catholic and I was taught the same thing.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (DBGf/)

141
You know, when one puts someone like this "Tova Noel" character in charge of guarding one of one's high profile prisoners, it would seem one doesn't really want one's prisoner guarded well, would it not?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)

142 "Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:" I'd like to, but Daily Mail now requires ad-blocker whitelisting. As much as I liked Daily Mail, I don't turn off the ad-blocker for anybody.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (mk9aG)

143 >>Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath


Put down the Bong.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (gh1GI)

144 ALH, that's Johnny Issakson. Jack Kingston, my former congressman, has thrown his name in the pot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

145 131; mh, yes. it will be called the strahan plan.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (KP5rU)

146 140 Evangelical upbringing? I am Catholic and I was taught the same thing.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (DBGf/)

Nobody has a monopoly on repression, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

147 From my experience with evangelicals, which was awful, and I have many awful things to say about it, much of which y'all have heard already, they at least didn't try to convince me that sex was bad. They were all for sex if it was within marriage.

If an "evangelical" was saying to a kid that sex is bad, that "evangelical" was going against Christ's teachings and was more of a Cathar. Also, fucked in the head.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ykYG2)

148 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Short shorts are never a bad idea.
Posted by: Hands


They are when your nuts are flapping in the breeze.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ob5xJ)

149 Booker's idea of refunding rent is actually more fair than many. Renters usually are ignored in toto. if the government is going to pay off student loans, pay for all medical expenses, buy people new homes, they mine as well pay back rent.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (n13/j)

150 DB Cooper, glad you survived :-)

rickb, LOL. In fairness nobody puts down a fast food place riot faster than an angry tranny.

Also, I had one working the drive-thru at McDonalds a few years ago. Guy with long fingernails and obviously wearing makeup, doing a high-pitched voice. Uh, okay; at least his/her customer service skills were halfway decent.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)

152 103
Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.



Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

*bumpersticker in Georgia*

"Somewhere in Florida A Sea World is missing Its Whale"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (lnWzE)

153 >> Would it be okay to have sex with two 16 year old girls since their combined age is 32?

Obviously, but as Mummy says, don't be stupid about it.

Posted by: (ex-)Prince Randy Andy at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f1Vqw)

154 ==131 103 Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.==

It's interesting that Abrams is getting more sympathy from people on that stage tonight for losing her election than Hillary is for losing hers.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (tkNkP)

155 Although I will say the most underrated Sabbath album is...



Born Again.

Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Q5eBq)

156 Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.
***

Interestingly evangelicalism's predecessors did NOT share that view.

Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.




Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)

The evangelicals don't hold that view either.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (imSgd)

157 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/uc6wan5

https://tinyurl.com/td78jaw

https://tinyurl.com/qkjb7ob

https://tinyurl.com/vpzkzjj

https://tinyurl.com/yx2v4xrl

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (qAR6u)

158 82 Three golfer chicks at the same time? Seems like a good idea to me.
Posted by: Insomniac



Danielle Kang, Paula Creamer, In Gee Chun

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WTo7J)

159 Marian K. Sullivan, 27, of Springfield, pleaded not guilty to malicious
destruction of property in Springfield District Court Monday morning

***

Looks her up on linkedin....

I would sentence her to ...community service...in my house.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WdocV)

160 151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)

That's a nine-hole course there.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

161 151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)

I thought you were a 3 putter.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

162 Interestingly evangelicalism's predecessors did NOT share that view.

Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.




Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)


The Puritans were rather prolific.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (lnWzE)

163 LeftCoast and Dr T know their Hallmark Christmas movies! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

164 >>Although I will say the most underrated Sabbath album is...


Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. That LP rules.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (gh1GI)

165 163 LeftCoast and Dr T know their Hallmark Christmas movies! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)


We might have to inspect Man Cards.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

166 133-Cth
It was a hoot. Just blowing off some steam. Got a great big shiner out of the deal.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (bttOm)

167 >> I'd like to, but Daily Mail now requires ad-blocker whitelisting. As much as I liked Daily Mail, I don't turn off the ad-blocker for anybody.

Nano Adblocker + Nano Defender.

The latter will block the anti-adblock detection scripts. AbBlock Plus will not do that (they say it's not ethical).

Fuck ethics, this is war.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f1Vqw)

168 don't be a sophist. clearly, all teenagers who have sex with teenage
girls should be imprisoned and labeled pedophile sex offenders for the
rest of their lives. clearly.
***

I had thought Romeo and Juliet laws had generally been passed in most areas? No?

We need to be prosecuting Bill Clinton for having sex with 14 year olds, not some 16 year old high school junior.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (WdocV)

169 165 163 LeftCoast and Dr T know their Hallmark Christmas movies! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)


We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)


isn't this the script of every Hallmark movie? who has to actually watch them?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (sy5kK)

170 >>That's a nine-hole course there.

I won't even need a Mulligan.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (gh1GI)

171 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics



These girls get my, um, upvote.

Posted by: Miklos, with that pesky Y chromosome at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

172 Would it be okay to have sex with two 16 year old girls since their combined age is 32?
Posted by: Robert at November


All 16 year olds identify as being 24.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (5phSm)

173 "Do you have Prince Andrew in the can?"

"Not yet..."

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (qAR6u)

174 163 LeftCoast and Dr T know their Hallmark Christmas movies! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)


We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)


It is not my fault! My mother has those movies on at the house EVERY TIME when I come to visit, so I pick it up without meaning to. It's not my fault!!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (2PXwn)

175 Someone needs to tell Buttplug that the chinks blinked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (DXT9A)

176
We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Ihre Karte, bitten.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)

177 I've never watched a Hallmark Christmas movie. My taste runs more in the vein of Bad Santa.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (9HQoP)

178 That's a nine-hole course there.
Posted by: Insomniac

Driving range

Posted by: Miklos, with his trusty Billy Barroo at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

179
Bloody autocorrect. Twice in one night.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)

180 Toldja. Tulsi is a dumb ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (DXT9A)

181 Crescent moon, red background sort of reminds me of the flag of Turkey.
So I guess Thanksgiving theme.


Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (wiXsO)

182 Besides, like LeftCoast says, this isn't exactly hard. Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)

183 That silver streak in a sea of dark black hair is stunning.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (DBGf/)

184 never watched a Hallmark Christmas movie. My taste runs more in the vein of Bad Santa.

National Lampoon's Christmas was good. Actually I don't know if it's been topped.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (ykYG2)

185 168 ok. prosecute men having sex with minors (14 year olds). but the lady is right, it's not pedophilia.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)

186 National Lampoon's Christmas was good. Actually I don't know if it's been topped.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (ykYG2)

One of the classics.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (9HQoP)

187 No Jingle All The Way fans?

Posted by: Ahnuld at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (RYP5Z)

188 "Nobody has a monopoly on repression, I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)"

Just nice folks trying to keep me away from Mortal Sin.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DBGf/)

189 >> That silver streak in a sea of dark black hair is stunning.


It directs attention away from the relief map of the Marianas Trench that is on her face.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (gh1GI)

190 Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.

If I was paid by Hallmark to make a "Xmas sic Movie" you best believe I'd stuff in a lot of Lovecraft references.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

191 Steyer wants an Enabling Act?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DXT9A)

192 Literally millions and millions.

Channeling Carl Sagan

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (t3YBx)

193 Just nice folks trying to keep me away from Mortal Sin.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DBGf/)

Sure. Ok.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

194 Not watching the Democrat chitshow.


Question: Is there an American flag anywhere on the state?

Not some LED graphics with a part of a fake flag image (a couple of stars, one red and one white stripe), but a real, actual flag?

I didn't see one the last 2 of these time-wasters I watched a part of.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

195 not state, stage.

crap

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

196 Gremlins is the best Christmas Movie.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (gh1GI)

197 But wasn't clean energy a bust?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (DBGf/)

198 I finally figured out Thanksgiving , with all it's complications this year.

And on the Saturday following, is my granddaughters's third birthday party. (Not her actual birth date.). At noon. When the Ohio State Michigan game starts.

This is Ohio, folks. What were you thinking???

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

199
Nano Defender will also work with uBlock Origin as well, but it takes some tweaking of the settings. It will work right off the bat with the Nano adblocker product.

I disabled AdBlock Plus on all my browsers. The Nano pair seems to do as well, plus defeats most detection schemes.

There is a constant war between ad-blocking and anti-adblocking, so you have to keep definition updates current.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (f1Vqw)

200 "Is sex bad?"


*looks in mirror*


Since that is the way I got here, then no - it is not bad. However, since it is the way nearly every other person got here then sex is something very powerful that should be handled with caution (Heh! Indeed!) and ideally should be engaged in only when you can handle (Heh! I said handle!) the logical results.


*takes off lab coat, fake scienctechnicianist attitude*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (lnWzE)

201 "Climate change" is bullshit.

Pure unadulterated bullshit.

Plus Biden can't see shit through those slitty eyes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (DXT9A)

202 ok. prosecute men having sex with minors (14 year olds). but the lady is right, it's not pedophilia.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)

To the extent that 14 year olds are children, it is.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (imSgd)

203 ...or were you not talking Tulsi?

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (gh1GI)

204
Steyer wants an Enabling Act?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Know who else wanted an Enabling Act?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (7rVsF)

205 Die Hard is the Christmas movie with the highest body count.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (9HQoP)

206 160
151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.





Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)



That's a nine-hole course there.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

Look out for the windmill. And shoot to the side of the alligator;s mouth.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (lnWzE)

207 "Fuck ethics, this is war." The irony is: I *like* targeted ads, but I abhor malware. Some sites know how to do targeted ads that don't contain scripts and "live content," and I'm fine with that. I don't care if they're "tracking" me; I just don't want them breaking my PC with ad-vectored malware.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (mk9aG)

208 177 I've never watched a Hallmark Christmas movie. My taste runs more in the vein of Bad Santa.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (9HQoP)


Nor have I. The Hallmark plots sound a little, um, insipid.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

209 World leaders of the world.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (t3YBx)

210 Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)

211 182 Besides, like LeftCoast says, this isn't exactly hard. Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)


As long as Hallmark pays us, I'm in!

Don't we have to join a union and pay dues first?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

212 We don't have decades.

Bernie doesn't, that's for sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (DXT9A)

213 The irony is: I *like* targeted ads, but I abhor malware

I'm with you on this.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

214 C'mon Bernie. Stop using heating oil in your houses.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (DBGf/)

215 "Almost everyone involved in public-policy debates agrees that it would
be good if the federal government could collect more revenue without
raising tax rates or reducing tax deductions or credits."


So the proposed solution from the NBER - a totes unbisaed "non-profit" - is for the Federal Government to pump $100 billion "investment" into itself, to get back $1Trillion..


I can't count all the fvckeries in this silly idea on one hand.


We need a better class of experts.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (g/2WM)

216 i don't even know if i have the hallmark channel. nor do i give a fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)

217 205
Die Hard is the Christmas movie with the highest body count.

Posted by: ALH



"It's a Wonderful Life" Troop ship went down, no Baily to save it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (LOq4H)

218 While National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is great, I still hold A Christmas Story as #1 on my list.

Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)

219 and Gremlins only exists so we could get Gremlins 2. And shares in canned-goods and shot-guns.

(As the Brain Gremlin would doubtless spell them.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

220 I liked The Ref but Kevin Spacey

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (am9TE)

221 Vibrant military? As opposed to robust military?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (DXT9A)

222 "It's a Wonderful Life" Troop ship went down, no Baily to save it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (LOq4H)

Point of Order - Harry Bailey saved the life of every man on that ship.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (9HQoP)

223 As long as Hallmark pays us, I'm in!

Don't we have to join a union and pay dues first?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

FUN FACT

The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.

Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

224 210
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)

It is so! It is where Bald Santa rewards all of the good little Japanese employees by having Hans Krampus fall off the tower, predicting increased Christmas bonus for all the surviving employees!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (lnWzE)

225 Premiering Christmas movies, 2019 version:

Hallmark: 40
Lifetime: 30
UPtv: 10
ION: 6
Netflix: 6
OWN: 3
Freeform: 2
BET: 1

If I counted right.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (786Ro)

226
Vibrant military?

Dance routines. And glitter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (7rVsF)

227 FUN FACT

The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
----------
Hmmm.

*shifty look*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (3Z6pZ)

228 221 Vibrant military? As opposed to robust military?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (DXT9A)

Marines in full glittery regalia.

Soldiers with the latest in Hello Kitty camo.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (RYP5Z)

229 She turned around right as the kangaroo attacked her from behind, knocking her to the ground.
-----

I need to up my game.

Posted by: The Otter at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (hnyqs)

230 I always wondered why there were no songs about Christmas in New Jersey...

"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"

"Frosty the Made Man"

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"

and my personal favorite..

"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (qAR6u)

231 Yeah, you can laugh at the Hallmark movies all ya want, but even in their formulaic silliness, they're better entertainment than almost anything else on TV.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (g/2WM)

232 Correction:

BET: 4 movies

So, over 100.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (786Ro)

233 I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.

The one where the hot single woman comes....

Wait. I thought they were the family channel.

Posted by: tbodie at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (YE6fT)

234 Vibrant military?

Dance routines. And glitter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (7rVsF)


No. That's a fabulous military. As evidenced by Buttplug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (DXT9A)

235 Sure. Ok.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

I'm going to agree with Insom on this one. Try having a pastor call you "damaged goods" after you have been raped at 15 by your best friend's father. And you were a virgin. Then we will talk about the church's attitude toward sex.

And I find I am shaking in rage at this thread, so I will say Good night, all.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)

236 C'mon Bernie. Stop using heating oil in your houses.
Posted by: JAS

I have no houses, I have dachas!

Posted by: Bernie Madoff-Sanders at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)

237 I like those Hallmark movies. Those 40-something women are pretty and nice don't kiss until they fall in love. Yeah. It's a fantasy.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (DBGf/)

238
Point of Order - Harry Bailey saved the life of every man on that ship.

Posted by: ALH


"There was no Harry Bailey, because there was no George Bailey to save HIM."

But dammit you win.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (LOq4H)

239
They are ruining the web with ads. There was a cute little "What if magazine/newspaper ads were like web ads" video they did. The person was sitting there trying to read, and another guy came in and started slapping ad pages in front of him. The first guy would try to brush them away, but the ad guy kept putting them back in front of him.

And CPU resources. Good lord. And bandwidth. I read something where about 80% of the data required to be downloaded was due to the ads.

They are ruining it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)

240 "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
--------
OK, that made me laugh longer than it had any reasonable right to.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (3Z6pZ)

241 And I find I am shaking in rage at this thread, so I will say Good night, all.
Posted by: Linn Ridge

---

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (Y4EXg)

242 Jill Wagner = hot

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (786Ro)

243 It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.

Posted by: 'Hardball' Anniversary Coffee Mugs at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (DMUuz)

244 If I was paid by Hallmark to make a "Xmas sic Movie" you best believe I'd stuff in a lot of Lovecraft references.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)


Working title: The Shadow Over Holly Grove

Plot: After vingtillions of years lording over the subterranean world and inducing madness in those who spy him, Cthulhu finds himself wanting more out of life, and returns to his hometown to think things over. While there, he unexpectedly encounters a single mother trying to do the best she can for her kids while also organizing the school's Christmas play, and together the two strike up an unlikely relationship that reconciles soul-crushing terror with the magic of the holidays. Could this be a second chance for them both?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)

245 Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)

Holy shit. That's just all kinds of horrible.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

246 Soldiers with the latest in Hello Kitty camo.

Kurt Eichenwald just rushed off to the nearest recruitment office

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

247 One more plastic surgery and Biden will be saying: "You been here four hour. You go now!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DXT9A)
* * * *

You eat more broc-o-ree!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (lv9KS)

248 Thanks for the ONT, MisHum! Love that photo up top too.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (lv9KS)

249 they didn't even ask Gabbard about the wars. they are pretty shameless.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (n13/j)

250 FUN FACT

The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)


How about that! And just today, I started my new business.

"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."

Tell your friends! Referral commissions paid daily.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

251 Btw, I love Taylor Cole, Lindsay Wagner, Jen Lilly, et. al. I also know that I could never believe a word they say to me. C'mon. They are always falling in love with someone not me.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (DBGf/)

252 Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)

Well that just brought down the mood.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (RYP5Z)

253 "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"

ho, ho, ho

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)

254 Put pressure on ... China?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (DXT9A)

255 While National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is great, I still hold A Christmas Story as #1 on my list.

Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)


A Christmas Story is the absolute worst Christmas movie ever produced, and probably the second worst movie of all time, just barely behind The Room.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (2PXwn)

256 >>They are ruining the web with ads.


Sonobi is not pleased with you.

Posted by: Sonobi at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (gh1GI)

257 210 Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie
Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)

Lethal Weapon is.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (NgKpN)

258 Oh yeah. Jill Wagner too.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DBGf/)

259 A Christmas Story is the absolute worst Christmas movie ever produced, and probably the second worst movie of all time, just barely behind The Room.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (2PXwn)

Ahem.

Posted by: Cobra at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (am9TE)

260 All 16 year olds identify as being 24.
Posted by: Diogenes
------
She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc...

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (hnyqs)

261 A bagel store clerk is a better human than the people who are supposed to be running the USA and UK and supposedly serving as celebrities and role models.

There is no more room in Hell. It's time for the dead to walk the earth.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

262 Nobody plays Scrooge better than Bill Murray.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (9HQoP)

263
Working title: The Shadow Over Holly Grove

Plot: After vingtillions of years lording over the subterranean world and inducing madness in those who spy him, Cthulhu finds himself wanting more out of life, and returns to his hometown to think things over. While there, he unexpectedly encounters a single mother trying to do the best she can for her kids while also organizing the school's Christmas play, and together the two strike up an unlikely relationship that reconciles soul-crushing terror with the magic of the holidays. Could this be a second chance for them both?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)


OK, Dr. T. That was a bit freaky even for me.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

264 And I find I am shaking in rage at this thread, so I will say Good night, all.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)


Good-night Linn.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (lnWzE)

265 Kids in cages! Obama did that.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (DBGf/)

266 And yeah, over all Dio Sabbath is musically better than Ozzie Sabbath.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

267 [ijI always wondered why there were no songs about Christmas in New Jersey...

"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
and my personal favorite..
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM

You forgot "Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear".

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

268 Yippee kayay m-fer
Die Hard is the best Christmas movie ever

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (G546f)

269 I can't count all the fvckeries in this silly idea on one hand.
We need a better class of experts.
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (g/2WM)


You obviously don't understand the inherent opportunities for easy and untraceable graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (BiNEL)

270 The Battle of the Bulge is a Christmas movie. CHANGE MY MIND!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)

271
262 Nobody plays Scrooge better than Bill Murray.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (9HQoP)

You've never been to my house over the holidays

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

272 233 "i'm sure there's a hallmark christmas movie on right now..."

"crown for christmas" (2015) sparks fly between a european king and the governess who cares for his daughter. danica mckelly, rupert perry-jones, ellie boterill.

it's a twofer.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (Pg+x7)

273 ahh Sonobi.

I remember when the Geek Girls had their ad in the sidebar. And then some Japanese hairy-bush fetish site nabbed the URL. How many years did Pixy and Ace go with that pr0n link on their sidebar?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

274 if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.

Posted by: mjc

It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)

Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.
Posted by: Insomniac

Pimples did me in

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (TT5JW)

275 239 They are ruining the web with ads. There was a cute little "What if magazine/newspaper ads were like web ads" video they did. The person was sitting there trying to read, and another guy came in and started slapping ad pages in front of him. The first guy would try to brush them away, but the ad guy kept putting them back in front of him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)


They could depict compromised ad servers by having thieves barging in and ransacking the guy's house while he obliviously continues reading.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (DTX3h)

276 kbdabear: love those Christmas movie titles! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

277 Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)



Lethal Weapon is.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (NgKpN)

Too be honest, who cares?
I did see a sweat shirt on a guy recently that said " I have a machine gun now, ho, ho, ho" It was the exact sweater, a reproduction of the movie sweater. You have to give Millenials credit, they have some funny shirts. I guess they watched these movies. Today there is a tee shirt for everything.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (n13/j)

278 The Battle of the Bulge is a Christmas movie. CHANGE MY MIND!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
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The one where the Ardennes Forest looks remarkably like central Spain?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (3Z6pZ)

279
"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."

Tell your friends! Referral commissions paid daily.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Suggested subsidiary: Liberian Ship Registry

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (hnyqs)

280 224 210
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)

It is so! It is where Bald Santa rewards all of the good little Japanese employees by having Hans Krampus fall off the tower, predicting increased Christmas bonus for all the surviving employees!
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I was gonna say something, but that was good enough for me!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (W+kMI)

281 OK, Dr. T. That was a bit freaky even for me.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (sy5kK)


No, but there's a twist that Cthulhu can take human form at times, and so she doesn't know he's one of the Old Ones at first, and there'll be this inner struggle he experiences over whether or not he should tell her.

We'll call that the "B" plot.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)

282 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)

Sounds like a personal issue Fatty McFat-Fat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

283 Top 5 Original Cable Telecasts, Sunday Nov. 17, 2019

1 The Walking Dead (AMC)
2 Rick & Morty (ADULT SWIM)
3 90 Day Fiance (TLC)
4 Real Housewives of Atlanta (BRAVO)
5 Write Before Christmas (HALLMARK CHANNEL)

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (786Ro)

284 246
Soldiers with the latest in Hello Kitty camo.



Kurt Eichenwald just rushed off to the nearest recruitment office

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

Have you not seen the Hello Kitty AR-15?
https://tinyurl.com/u745s66

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (lnWzE)

285 The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)


How about that! And just today, I started my new business.

"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."


Ha!

Software development is big business in Hungary. Because of that, and lots of very good software people who speak better English and whose quality is better than in Bangalore. A lot of US companies take advantage of this situation.

Posted by: Miklos, not uninformed at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

286 She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc...

Posted by: Randle McMurphy

Took my granddaughter shopping for a homecoming dress (WTF?). She asked what I thought. "Honey, what I think is appropriate for a woman, I will never find appropriate for you. Go find a saleswoman."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)

287 Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. They had that scene and he got the most expensive tree they had.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)

288 We HAVE no reliable allies. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A)

289 I've pretty well written off anything the Catholic Church has to say about sex since they had a long tradition of covering up pedophile priests, and rather than defrock the pervs when they got caught, they'd transfer them parishes far enough away.

Rinse.Repeat.

Probably won't be long till Red Frankie blows it all up anyway by issuing a papal bull that men can have periods.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:22 PM (qAR6u)

290 Suggested subsidiary: Liberian Ship Registry
Posted by: Randle McMurphy

No fair.

Liberia has an actual seacoast.

Posted by: Miklos, open for bidnis at November 20, 2019 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

291
'Miracle on 34th Street'

Someone had to mention it.

Yeah, I gotta go with 'A Christmas Story'. Not sure why the dislike.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (hnyqs)

292 The Battle of the Bulge is a Christmas movie. CHANGE MY MIND!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM



TO THE SOY PODCAST COMMANDER:
Nuts!

-- THE AMERICAN COMMANDER

Posted by: Anthony McAuliffe at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (786Ro)

293 We HAVE no reliable allies. None.

When the chips are down--Australia, Japan, ROK, Singapore, Israel, Poland, Denmark, and yes, the UK.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (JCrfD)

294 No, but there's a twist that Cthulhu can take human form at times, and so she doesn't know he's one of the Old Ones at first, and there'll be this inner struggle he experiences over whether or not he should tell her.

We'll call that the "B" plot.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)

And of course when he is eventually outed as an Elder God,

It turns out she likes REALLY older Beings.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NgKpN)

295 Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. They had that scene and he got the most expensive tree they had.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)


Yeah, and "Frosty the Snowman" was playing right before that scene!

Which was totally not a double entendre for everyone doing blow!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)

296 My brother was on the warpath ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)

297 How do you rebuild a forest?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)

298 We want to gut the military the way Jimmy Carter did.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (DBGf/)

299 How do you rebuild a forest?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)
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Lots of lumber.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (3Z6pZ)

300 I had mentioned that two of our local schools were closed due to a mystery illness. Then there were three. Then today, all schools in the district are closed and will not reopen until after Thanksgiving.

Next I expect a zombie outbreak.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (+y/Ru)

301 They should have made an Abbott and Costello meet Santa Claus movie.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (am9TE)

302 267 [ijI always wondered why there were no songs about Christmas in New Jersey...

"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
and my personal favorite..
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM

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No, NJ has a carol of its own. Take it away PDQ Bach!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OZ2y7ht6_w

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (W+kMI)

303 Whoo are you people. Dio Sabbath sucks.
Wouldn't suck without Dio.

But with Dio, it is shit.

Name one Dio Sabbath Tune that EVER got Radio Play past 6 months of release. One.

Can't stand any of those LPs.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (gh1GI)

304 Yeah, and "Frosty the Snowman" was playing right before that scene!



Which was totally not a double entendre for everyone doing blow!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)

too deep for me. i am not so good at symbolism.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (n13/j)

305 >> gut the military

Lt. Col Vindman/Venkman sure knows how to put a gut on the military.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (f1Vqw)

306 We want to gut the military the way Jimmy Carter did.

The Navy is doing that on its own these days.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (JCrfD)

307 Nobody plays Scrooge better than Bill Murray.
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*?*

Look, not to be argumentative, but Alistair Sim is THE Scrooge. Bill Murray, is just Bill Murray. Bill Murray is *always* just Bill Murray.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (hnyqs)

308 287 Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. They had that scene and he got the most expensive tree they had.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)

What'd I tell ya? What'd I tell ya, don't spend any fuckin' money!

Posted by: Jimmy The Gent at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

309 'Miracle on 34th Street'

Someone had to mention it.

Yeah, I gotta go with 'A Christmas Story'. Not sure why the dislike.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (hnyqs)

White Christmas, but mainly because of Vera Ellen.

Wow, talk about a body!

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (NgKpN)

310 We HAVE no reliable allies. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
________

In fairness, all of our allies know how we'll behave in about eight years.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (aTOTz)

311 It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

312 Tulsi getting any traction tonight?

If not, then she's gonna go after Biden et al over Ukraine corruption.

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (l3+k2)

313 Bootysweat is running a general election. He is not crazy enough for the lefty partisans that come out in primaries. That means he is done.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (n13/j)

314 Another depressing work day here down on the Gulf Coast. I don't know how much longer I can live in this state. Then again, I don't know how much longer I can take it.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)

315 given how good the schools' curricula are at creating zombies, the sickness is more likely the cure

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)

316 Translation: we don't give a damn about your little dog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)

Packages should not be thrown, ever, under any circumstances. The driver should be fired. And have the shit beaten out of him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (/sgva)

317 When the chips are down--Australia, Japan, ROK, Singapore, Israel, Poland, Denmark, and yes, the UK.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (JCrfD)


No.

Australia, OK. The others? No. Not at all. Did they support us in Vietnam?

We have only fairweather friends. It's important to grasp that. And conversely, we should be fairweather friends. If supporting you is in your interest, you can count on us. Otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (DXT9A)

318 While National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is great, I still hold A Christmas Story as #1 on my list.



Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.



Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)

Hell yeah. Killer movie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (9Om/r)

319 Thing From Snowy Mountain - whu?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

320 288 We HAVE no reliable allies. None.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A)


We have the Marines, even better.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (9HQoP)

321 288
We HAVE no reliable allies. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A


Welcome to reality. WWII and the Cold War were the outliers in allied cooperation as I can see from history. Historically allies were a necessity never to be fully trusted. Because all nations have interests, and they will promote those interests, and if you are wise you chart those to see how far you can travel with your nation-friend.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (lnWzE)

322 I tried submitting some Christmas movie ideas to Hallmark, but allI got back was this lousy letter:

"Dear Mr qdpsteve,

Thank you for your Christmas movie idea submissions. We produce a lot of holiday movies and appreciate every treatment we can get. However, at the present time, your scripts for "An Incel Christmas," "Jingle's Balls" and "Santa's Got A Pantyhose Fetish" do not meet our standards or needs. Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

323 A Christmas Story is great.

Santa Vs The Martians is also great.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (gh1GI)

324 Aliens is a Christmas movie.

Change my mind.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (NiXyF)

325 And of course when he is eventually outed as an Elder God,

It turns out she likes REALLY older Beings.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NgKpN)


No, no, no. You're doing it wrong. These are two-hour movies. That plot point will have to wait for the inevitable sequel, when our happy couple happen to meet Yog-Sothoth, who can also take human form, and our heroine/female protagonist (I'm picturing Candace Cameron Bure) has to decide between the mystery and rough charm of Yog-Sothoth, or the deep compassion and personal redemption arc of Cthulhu.

Again, this is all for the sequel. We'll call it "At the Mountains of Mistletoe."

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (2PXwn)

326 "They are ruining it." ZeroHedge is one site I can cite that delivers targeted ads that 1) get by AdBlockerPlus, 2) seem harmless and low-bandwidth, and 3) sometimes are of interest to me.

Their targeting is misfiring tonite. They're trying to sell me clothes, and I never buy or browse clothing. But often they show me stuff I'm interested in. I don't click on any of the ads, of course. If I'm interested, I browse directly to the vendor's site.

I wonder how many people actually do whitelist sites that go total anti-ad-blocking policy like Daily Mail has; probably most of em. I wonder if they notice any dropoff in site traffic from people like me who balk.

Daily Mail often has more detailed reporting on US news than American news sites do, and they have interesting photo essays occasionally too. Their editorial is sh!t, and their ultra-woke comment censors are sh!t, but other than that I liked them.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (mk9aG)

327 I didn't know that Prince Andrew had a job beyond being the spare.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (yQpMk)

328
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

if you hate it, there is something wrong with you. Maybe if you are from another nation and only go by lefty mores today I could see it. But if you have roots in this country, I don't see how it is possible to hate that film.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)

329 Another depressing work day here down on the Gulf Coast. I don't know how much longer I can live in this state. Then again, I don't know how much longer I can take it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

Do as you see fit, as long as we get your stuff.

Posted by: Miklos, who likes the Gulf Coast at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

330 Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM

What's up?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

331 300 I had mentioned that two of our local schools were closed due to a mystery illness. Then there were three. Then today, all schools in the district are closed and will not reopen until after Thanksgiving.

Next I expect a zombie outbreak.
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See my above post.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (W+kMI)

332 Another depressing work day here down on the Gulf Coast. I don't know how much longer I can live in this state. Then again, I don't know how much longer I can take it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)

Get a sloppy beejer for cheap, have a smoke and relax. Things will be fine.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (RYP5Z)

333 Worst Christmas movie? "It's a Wonderful Life" remake with Marlo Thomas. Man that is one woke pos.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (LOq4H)

334 Name one Dio Sabbath Tune that EVER got Radio Play past 6 months of release. One.

Posted by: garrett
________

I concede. I can't.

I like Black Sabbath with Dio so much better than with other singers, but you're right -- with Ronnie James Dio, the band never got the radio play of, for example, "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison. Just not up to that standard, I admit.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aTOTz)

335 Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. They had that scene and he got the most expensive tree they had.
Posted by: Quint



Original Home Alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (ob5xJ)

336 In fairness, all of our allies know how we'll behave in about eight years.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (aTOTz)


All our potential allies are smart enough to know that eventually another Democrat will be President...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)

337 ... i don't know about romeo-and-juliet laws, but it's probably possible for a 14 year old boy to have sex with his hot 16 year old neighbor and be charged with pedophilia. somewhere.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (Pg+x7)

338 Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)

Maggie is thrilled when Mitch, her long time crush, moves back to town. When she learns Mitch's love for Christmas has drastically changed, she tries to bring his holiday spirits back by showing him the yuletide spirit of hunting hobos.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (LxTcq)

339 Tulsi: "I'm all in for free dermatology."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (DXT9A)

340 ..Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7708819

That's about what I've come to expect. Top Hoes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)



Dear Lord, it's Guardzilla! Runnnn!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

341 A lot of suburban moms seem to like Mayor Pete - he's like a less flamboyant version of their nice gay hair stylist who they ask for fashion advice and tell their troubles to.

Black men go to the barber shop and are not really all that fond of nice gay hair stylists.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (d6Ksn)

342 "My father was an Oldsmobile man."

There. Case settled. 'Christmas Story' wins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (hnyqs)

343 ... i'm done. goodnight.


(..."fuckin' money", fuckin' hilarious)

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (Pg+x7)

344 If Alberta Oil Peon is here, I had a question on 3D printing metal parts for guns (which I would lose in that tragic boating accident).

He said 3D printers don't make parts that would have high stress points like door handle joints

Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

345 if you hate it, there is something wrong with you. Maybe if you are from another nation and only go by lefty mores today I could see it. But if you have roots in this country, I don't see how it is possible to hate that film.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)
* * * *

Agreed. Love it myself, but I am often surprised to find out who does not like the movie.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (lv9KS)

346 >>"Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison. Just not up to that standard, I admit.


You jest.

But the Royalties for that are what keeps Bers in Beer And Buds and Bikes.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (gh1GI)

347 A lot of suburban moms seem to like Mayor Pete - he's like a less flamboyant version of their nice gay hair stylist who they ask for fashion advice and tell their troubles to.
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He's such a nice boy, and so smart!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (hnyqs)

348 "An Incel Christmas,"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

Oh my GAWD I would pay to see this.

Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard at this at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (RYP5Z)

349 "Dear Mr qdpsteve,

Thank you for your Christmas movie idea submissions. We produce a lot of holiday movies and appreciate every treatment we can get. However, at the present time, your scripts for "An Incel Christmas," "Jingle's Balls" and "Santa's Got A Pantyhose Fetish" do not meet our standards or needs. Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)


Golf clap.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (2PXwn)

350
Tulsi: "I'm all in for free dermatology."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


She needs a belt sander.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (7rVsF)

351 Robert, me too thanks :-)
Dr T, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

352 Trump is going down!!!!!

and EINSTEIN DIDN"T KILL HIMSELF!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (aTOTz)

353 I still hold A Christmas Story as #1 on my list.

Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.

Posted by: kbdabear



Christmas in the 60's.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (ob5xJ)

354 Not even on Classic Rock 2-Fer Days.

You don't hear Sabbath with Dio on the Radio because it sucked. Dio was just ham. Bad ham. Spam.

I never could get into any band he fronted.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (gh1GI)

355 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

356 Who looks more Chinese, Yang or Biden?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (DXT9A)

357
Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear
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Probably not, but that pales compared to barrel , bolt, receiver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (hnyqs)

358
Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)







Aykroyd as Julia Child
Samurai Divorce Court
Pre-Chew Charlie's
The Raging Queen
Father Guido Sarducci
The Drool Bucket
The Vomitorium

And best of all... Mr Bill

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (eXA4G)

359 328
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

I liked it a lot the first time I saw it. After seeing it 100 times, I'm now sort of "meh" about it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (d6Ksn)

360 How women are treated.

You know, we aspire to have them treated as they are in ghettos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (DXT9A)

361 Pam Bondi seems nice

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (7ZQe3)

362 Original Home Alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (ob5xJ)

The star of that movie is the house. That's why I watch it.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (9HQoP)

363 Battle of The Bulge is a Christmas movie

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (qAR6u)

364 321

We have no eternal allies, and we have no perpetual enemies. Our interests are eternal and perpetual, and those interests it is our duty to follow.
~Henry John Temple, Lord Palmerston , Remarks in the House of Commons, March 1, 1848

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

365 Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Santa's Sexy Ski Chalet Sauna could work though.

Posted by: Miklos, again, Hungarian films pay no tax in the US at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

366 Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (gh1GI)

Loosen that apron of yours
You're a little uptight tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

367 she is smart to go after Bootysweat. He is a a real threat. She realizes her chance is fizzling.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (n13/j)

368 And best of all... Mr Bill
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----------

"Here, Mr. Bill, hold this cherry bomb..."

"Ohhhhhh noooooooo..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (hnyqs)

369 Sorry.

Early Sabbath was my first passion.

I was weened on We Sold Our Sould For Rock and Roll.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (gh1GI)

370 --
--
Whoa. Where am I?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (dOV9E)

371 Shoe on Head blocked me on Twitter over that ACLU post, which I think is hilarious. It is amazing how stating stuff that was common sense just two years ago, and will be again as soon as the current fever passes, is verboten.

She has also contracted a case of Democratic Socialism. Living through the Cold War only to see kids try to rehabilitate guys like Bernie, while at the same time thinking Trump is a Russian agent is too absurd for words. They literally know nothing.

Oh, and Patterico blocked me too because I kept asking him how that triple hearsay was working out for him with the impeachment hearings. I probably deserved that one, but he is another one who has kind of gone off his rocker which is why no one ever mentions him anymore.

Posted by: Thatch at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (v5Cc/)

372 Hometown station will play Heaven & Hell and The Mob Rules.

Duo might not be everyone's cup o tea. Not everyone likes the good things in life, I know.

Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard at this at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (RYP5Z)

373 Miklos, I'm firing up Final Draft as we speak :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

374 363 Battle of The Bulge is a Christmas movie
-------
I prefer Battleground, which has the French gal endangering her gazongas while cutting bread.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (W+kMI)

375 355 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

Ah, I had forgotten all about PDQ Bach! Good stuff!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (d6Ksn)

376 "An Incel Christmas,"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

Oh my GAWD I would pay to see this.
Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard


Aka, "Six Guys Sitting In A Basement Playing Dungeons and Dragons".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (ob5xJ)

377 Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

I always thought PDQ Bach never got the respect he deserved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (BiNEL)

378 It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.



Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

if
you hate it, there is something wrong with you. Maybe if you are from
another nation and only go by lefty mores today I could see it. But if
you have roots in this country, I don't see how it is possible to hate
that film.


Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)


I meet very few people who don't like that movie. Its way before my time, but I still remember slight glimpses of that way of life when I was young, before the left attacked every last fucking facet of our culture.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (9Om/r)

379 359: donna, that's where i am. guess i've seen it too many times. same with christmas vacation. chevy just grates on me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

380 we wish you a merry xmas
we wish you a merry xmas
we wish you a merry xmas
wiv bofa deez nutz

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, suggesting a response to 'happy holly days' at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

381 Battle of The Bulge is a Christmas movie
Posted by: kbdabear

The best part is when George Patton shows up with toys and gifts and three armored divisions.

Posted by: Miklos, a battered bastard of a sort at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

382 Eddie Murphy had some pretty good bits on SNL

I loved "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)

383 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)


Endorsed.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)

384 My favorite Dio is with the band Rainbow. And this very eerie, kind of classical song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH43BU6DSm0

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (Wmf3G)

385 I liked it a lot the first time I saw it. After seeing it 100 times, I'm now sort of "meh" about it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V
--------

101 is the charm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (hnyqs)

386 375 355 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

Ah, I had forgotten all about PDQ Bach! Good stuff!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (d6Ksn)

Oedipus Tex was hilarious. So was The Abduction of Figaro.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

387 365 Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Santa's Sexy Ski Chalet Sauna could work though.
Posted by: Miklos, again, Hungarian films pay no tax in the US at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

I've actually thought about rewriting my online dating site ad, to say:

I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)

388 I didn't know that Prince Andrew had a job beyond being the spare.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
________

It's vice presidents all the way down!

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (aTOTz)

389 You know, when one puts someone like this "Tova Noel" character in charge of guarding one of one's high profile prisoners, it would seem one doesn't really want one's prisoner guarded well, would it not?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)

One would not be wrong if one were to come to that conclusion, one thinks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (/sgva)

390 "I've had a policy of 50% of the guys I blow are black."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (DXT9A)

391 "Well, Mr Bill, it's Tax Time! And it's going to cost you an arm and a leg!!"

"Oh Noooooooo!"

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (l3+k2)

392 371 Shoe on Head blocked me on Twitter over that ACLU post, which I think is hilarious. It is amazing how stating stuff that was common sense just two years ago, and will be again as soon as the current fever passes, is verboten.

She has also contracted a case of Democratic Socialism."

Shoe on Head has gone SJW?

*Sigh*

I guess she wanted to go sit with the popular kids. There's no need to take anything she has to say seriously anymore.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (d6Ksn)

393 as for Shoe On Head- suppose she's feeling the heat from YouTube's al gore rhythms, and has shifted Left to keep her rice bowl?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

394 Let's hear it for the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople, y'all!

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (NiXyF)

395 I'm sure you all know this, but Adobe is having a "Black Friday Sale" of their CC stuff through the 29th. Instead of every Adobe application for $52 a month, instead it's $30 a month (plus tax).

I guess for a year, and then they slam you. Or Jeffrey Epstein you.

I signed up. I'm not proud about this. I hate, hate, hate "Software as a Service" (SaaS) but I'd really like to be able to produce work with a couple of modern go-rounds.

PS: If you have CS products, make sure you have your serial numbers available. I've heard stories that, should you quit the CC service, the CS stuff wants to be reinstalled.

Going back to drinking. Hope you're all having a great evening.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (l9m7l)

396 382 Eddie Murphy had some pretty good bits on SNL

I loved "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)


And Velvet Jones. At least two great sketches out of that one.

Introducing his book: "So You Wanna Be A Ho"

And the court case of the woman who bought the book and did not succeed.

"My Honor, I can explain the problem in three words. The bitch ugly."

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (dOV9E)

397 Harris is toast. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (DXT9A)

398 Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear


No. There are so many aftermarket parts kits you wouldn't have to cannibalize a manufactured gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (ob5xJ)

399 >>And Velvet Jones.


!

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (gh1GI)

400 have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?

Keep Tahoe Blew

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)

401 Now, the HOA Nazi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (DXT9A)

402 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (/sgva)

But HR approved, so what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)

403 Is Elisabeth Warren an actual person or her SNL caricature?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)

404 I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?

Posted by: Don Q


Just steal the South Park timeshare episode.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (LOq4H)

405 311
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

I don't get it, because you can get a Leg Lamp - I bought a small one for my brother's basement bar.
https://tinyurl.com/uob7x77

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (lnWzE)

406 @drawandstrike

OK Graham sounds awfully confident in what he's saying here.

"It'll be December 9th -- you'll get the report," the South Carolina lawmaker said.

"That's locked."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (1Vobx)

407 379 359: donna, that's where i am. guess i've seen it too many times. same with christmas vacation. chevy just grates on me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

Chevy Chase was my least favorite member of the original SNL cast. Never thought he was that funny.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (d6Ksn)

408 "It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground."

It's based on a book by Jean Shepherd, "In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash," which is about Shepherd's childhood in Hammond, IN. I grew up somewhat nearby in Chicago during approximately the same period, and many anecdotes in the book match up with stuff I remember from back then. There is a regional flavor to it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (mk9aG)

409 I would sentence her to ...community service...in my house.
Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WdocV)

She seems nice...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (/sgva)

410 If Kloubachar picked Katie Hill for a running mate, at least she could get those legs shaved for free.

And touch up the moustache, would you?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (Ndje9)

411 I love old Sabbath. Master of Reality produced troubling dreams. So I stopped playing it after dark.

But Dio Sabbath was fucking sublime. Heaven and Hell was an yuge experience when I was a troubled Catholic boy. Still kind of shocked that my folks let me even buy it.

And, gun to my head, Ronnie James Dio was the single greatest rock/metal vocalist ever. He sounded as good at 60 as he did at 30.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

412 Student loan debt forgiveness: "Vote for me!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (DXT9A)

413 Nice selection, shibumi!

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (aTOTz)

414 Harris is toast. Period.

-
Easy Kamala, easy go.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (+y/Ru)

415 I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?
Posted by: Don Q


Go for Better off Dead, and accept any and all French chicks.

Posted by: Miklos, advisorily at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

416 396 382 Eddie Murphy had some pretty good bits on SNL

I loved "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)

Buckwheat has been shot!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (d6Ksn)

417 Nice pic of a partial eclipse...perhaps coming out of annularity, perhaps not.

It looks like the partial eclipse of May 20, 2012. In my neck of the woods, it hit maximum totality at 7:38 PM MDT and was down to the horizon like the ONT photo by about 7:46 PM.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (7s3Gx)

418
2nd and kasim, thanks. I've been thinking of switching from Premiere Pro to DaVinci Resolve. Maybe I'll have to stick with Creative Crash.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (KjVM+)

419 403 Is Elisabeth Warren an actual person or her SNL caricature?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)

She's Spartacus.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (9HQoP)

420 383 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

Endorsed.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)

sorry, I have to submit as an alternative:

Santa Drives a Hotrod by Brian Setzer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
time_continue=22&v=
x38fvFdsfI0&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)

421 That was supposed to be beckoning chasm

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (KjVM+)

422 Thanks for the ONT.

Favorable for the government to collect more revenue? I disagree.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)

423 Nano Adblocker + Nano Defender.

The latter will block the anti-adblock detection scripts. AbBlock Plus will not do that (they say it's not ethical).

Fuck ethics, this is war.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f1Vqw)

Brave lets me go to Daily Mail, no problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (/sgva)

424 I respect you. Now get the fuck back into Mexico.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (DXT9A)

425 415 I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?
Posted by: Don Q


Go for Better off Dead, and accept any and all French chicks.
Posted by: Miklos, advisorily at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

Love that movie.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

426 Sorry.



Early Sabbath was my first passion.



I was weened on We Sold Our Sould For Rock and Roll.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (gh1GI)


My voyage to the dark side of music happened when I was at a friend's house, and we found the paranoid album in his older brother's record stash. I was around 12, and playing guitar and drums, and was leaning more towards drums. I heard the opening chords to iron man and that was it, I knew what I wanted to do from that moment on. Give me metal or give me death.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (9Om/r)

427 Also, Lady Colin Campbell is an idiot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)

428 I won't even need a Mulligan.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (gh1GI)

But the water hazards are dillys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (/sgva)

429
I guess she wanted to go sit with the popular kids. There's no need to take anything she has to say seriously anymore.

Posted by: DonnaV. at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (d6Ksn)

She always said she would "never" be a Republican because they're so icky, but much as used to enjoy her rants, she finally got stupid one day in probably 2018 and I just stopped watching her.

Posted by: George Strait at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (uEbPt)

430 I didn't know that Prince Andrew had a job beyond being the spare.

Posted by: Grump928

He lost that job the day Prince William was born in 1982.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (COzlW)

431 Dr T, in the first proposal you need the goat with a million young for the female character, and the second is crying out for a Deep Ones tie in. An Innsmouth Xmas as if were. After all, what could be more Christmasy than a nearly New England port town?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)

432 Brave lets me go to Daily Mail, no problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Because you fixed their transmission. No need to be shy.

Posted by: Miklos, advisedly at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

433 Give me metal or give me death.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (9Om/r)

It doesn't have to be either/or.

Posted by: Death Metal at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (RYP5Z)

434
We HAVE no reliable allies. None

Tiawan

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (TT5JW)

435 I can't decide which voice is more excruciating: Harris' or Warren's.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

436 Lady Colin?


England is a fag country.

Posted by: A. Bunker at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (oVJmc)

437 Christmas haters.

Posted by: Caliban at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QE8X6)

438 A Yog-Sothoth Yuletide

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

439 We HAVE no reliable allies. None

Tiawan

Israel.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (9HQoP)

440 Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:40


Thank you. I have a secret passion for most things Ritchie Blackmore, and I think his most interesting work was with Rainbow and Dio. FYI, he trots out Rainbow in Europe now and then with a new vocalist from Chile who sounds a lot like Dio.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (Wmf3G)

441 Tiawan
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (TT5JW)


While it suits them.

Not a nanosecond after.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (DXT9A)

442 332 Another depressing work day here down on the Gulf Coast. I don't know how much longer I can live in this state. Then again, I don't know how much longer I can take it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)

I'm sorry to hear that.

Try to be thankful that:
A. you have a "work day"
B. You don't have snow on your front lawn.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (d6Ksn)

443 The Dems are now arguing over who owns the black folks on their plantation.

Posted by: Miklos, oh lawd at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

444 Black Sabbath - Master of Reality was the first cassette tape I ever owned. Neighbor's son gave a copy to me when he went to college. I think I was 11 or so.

We Sold our Soul... was the first double LP record I ever bought.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:46 PM (gh1GI)

445 After all, what could be more Christmasy than a nearly New England port town?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)



I can see the festive holiday decorations at Miskatonic University in the background harboring a place for things that only come out after dark.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (BiNEL)

446 ok. prosecute men having sex with minors (14 year olds). but the lady is right, it's not pedophilia.
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)

Agreed. Pedophilia is adults having sex with young children who have not attained puberty. Epstein's clients were banging jailbait. Hint: why do they call it "jailbait"? We don't call prepubescent children "jailbait", do we? "Jailbait" is jailbait because it looks like it might be legal, but it's not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (/sgva)

447 Shoe on Head's boyfriend has TDS IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (LxTcq)

448 Holy crap! AEI and Con Inc. isn't even bothering to hide it anymore...

Political Economy with James Pethokoukis Podcast
Bryan Caplan on Open Borders
https://t.co/RIOjNaVm5L?amp=1

"What would an actual open borders regime look like? How would it affect those already living in the United States? And why is the case for open borders stronger than the case for restrictionism, or at least the prioritization of high-skill immigrants? Bryan Caplan explores these questions in his most recent book: a work of graphic non-fiction co-produced with illustrator Zach Weinersmith, Open Borders: The Science and Ethics of Immigration.

Bryan Caplan is a professor of economics at George Mason University and a regular blogger at EconLog. He's also the author of three previous books: The Case Against Education, Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids, and The Myth of the Rational Voter"

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (FBrfY)

449 But Dio Sabbath was fucking sublime. Heaven and Hell
was an yuge experience when I was a troubled Catholic boy. Still kind
of shocked that my folks let me even buy it.



And, gun to my head, Ronnie James Dio was the single greatest
rock/metal vocalist ever. He sounded as good at 60 as he did at 30.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

Heaven and hell was an amazing album. I got started because of sabbath, but I was never really hooked on them. I didn't like a lot of it, just certain songs. Dio's sabbath was another frigging realm.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (9Om/r)

450 427 Also, Lady Colin Campbell is an idiot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)

Actually, she is correct, but that is why he had to die.

The 'Girl' in question was 17. Which is illegal in some places, but Legal in others as long as it was consensual.

He could call all kinds of famous witnesses for his defense, to disprove her allegation of Prostitution or underage sex (because, it depended on where it happened, down to what State the plane flew out of).

They could never allow a trial like that.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (NgKpN)

451 439 We HAVE no reliable allies. None

Tiawan

Israel.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (9HQoP)/


No way. It's in their interest now. That's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (DXT9A)

452 420 383 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

Endorsed.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)

sorry, I have to submit as an alternative:

Santa Drives a Hotrod by Brian Setzer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
time_continue=22&v=
x38fvFdsfI0&feature=emb_logo
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Brian Setzer is great, no doubt.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (W+kMI)

453 I have a secret passion for most things Ritchie Blackmore . . .

Posted by: shibumi

_________

Here's an early Christmas surprise for you --

https://tinyurl.com/os5uh6o

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (aTOTz)

454 I meet very few people who don't like that movie.
Its way before my time, but I still remember slight glimpses of that way
of life when I was young, before the left attacked every last fucking
facet of our culture.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (9Om/r)


Heck, parts of that culture were around me when I was little. We did not have a coal furnace with an automatic stoker, but my grandfather did, and my dad had told me stories about that contraption. And his parent's house looked a lot like the house in the movie. And the bully - I remember a kid like that. My elementary school - half of it was built before WWII and it looked just like that school in the movie.

Unless you cut everything off violently, the cultural waves go far up the beach. And even if you do cut them off, the waves return. Russia is heading Tsarist, China is heading Mandarin, and they are doing that pretty darn openly. I would not be surprised if Russia asked a Romanov to come and be the official ceremonial greeter sometime in the next quarter century.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (lnWzE)

455 I can't decide which voice is more excruciating: Harris' or Warren's.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

it is hard to decide for sure. Do they realize they have no chance? I get the left is crazy and angry, but who wants to listen to people so hyped up and unnatural? Harris keeps bringing up Obama because she is nothing like him.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (n13/j)

456 AWESOME MOONSET PIC
What a set of iris diaphragms ye have!

Posted by: Larro at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (10GNe)

457 So I'm currently in Coon Rapids, Minnie Soda, just outside of Minnie Applesses, and Waether Bug says there's a fitty percent chance of snow but it never gets below 32 daygrees.

What am I not getting here?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (RYP5Z)

458 >>Brian Setzer is great, no doubt.


Super nice guy.

I used to sell him the occasional guitar back in the day.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (gh1GI)

459 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)

460 So I'm currently in Coon Rapids, Minnie Soda, just outside of Minnie Applesses, and Waether Bug says there's a fitty percent chance of snow but it never gets below 32 daygrees.

What am I not getting here?
Posted by: Robert


Common Core Math

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (ob5xJ)

461 the first Sabbath song I can remember as such was "The Mob Rules" used on the Heavy Metal movie. It rocked out hard, and I was impressed.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (W+kMI)

462 I first thought of songs about Christmas in New Jersey after watching this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zH1g5Zzues

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

463 FISA abuse report to be released on Dec 9..according to Miss Lidsay

Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)

464 The original Black Sabbath was a perfect combination.
Singer-wise, Ozzy made Black Sabbath. Dio era had plenty I liked, but started to seem formulaic. Once you change the singer it all changes.

Not a huge solo Ozzy fan. Love most of Dio's solo work.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (VOSoK)

465 Favorite SNL sketch? "Wake Up and Smile" from the Will Ferrell era, in which the hosts of a cheery morning TV talk show revert to complete Lord of the Flies savagery when the TelePrompTer goes out... that was probably the last time I laughed my ass off at that show.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (9WuX0)

466 459 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)

She was a gal on youtube who made videos attacking sjwish tendencies. Kind of looked like a less skanky Sarah Silvermann.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)

467 I get the left is crazy and angry, but who wants to listen to people so hyped up and unnatural?

Posted by: Quint
________

That reminds me. I think I would like a beer.

DOWN WITH TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (aTOTz)

468
Here's an early Christmas surprise for you --



https://tinyurl.com/os5uh6o

Why thank you Firehorse! I am into everything BUT the Blackmore's Night stuff, but what the hell. It's a Christmas carol!

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (Wmf3G)

469 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!

You tube "personality". Cute girl, sometimes funny.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (SchxB)

470 463 FISA abuse report to be released on Dec 9..according to Miss Lidsay
Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)

right smack dab in the middle of the next fight on the Government appropriations, which STILL are not done for this year.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (NgKpN)

471 459 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)

A kind of cute YouTube eceleb who's fucking some dude old enough to be her dad.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (RYP5Z)

472 Battle of The Bulge is a Christmas movie
Posted by: kbdabear

The best part is when George Patton shows up with toys and gifts and three armored divisions.
Posted by: Miklos, a battered bastard of a sort at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM

Operation Nordwind was a hell of a New Year's Eve party.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (COzlW)

473 I can't decide which voice is more excruciating: Harris' or Warren's.

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I'm gonna have to go with Tin Lizzie in the excruciating voice category.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (+y/Ru)

474 Hey Boomers. How goes the virtue signaling and word play?

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (Fxgkp)

475 She was a gal on youtube who made videos attacking sjwish tendencies. Kind of looked like a less skanky Sarah Silvermann.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)
* * * *

Thank you!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (lv9KS)

476 One of my favorite moments in A Christmas Story was when Ralphie lost his shit and beat the hell out of Scut Farkas.

I had an incident as a kid that was eerily similar. I raged, I was sobbing, but that fooker left me alone after that.

That movie works on a whole helluva lot of levels.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)

477 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)

She was a gal on youtube who made videos attacking sjwish tendencies. Kind of looked like a less skanky Sarah Silvermann.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)


Kinda cute given the camera angle. Big eyes. I mean eyes-eyes, not the other ones. Looked kinda skinny actually.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (NiXyF)

478 I support beer but not the down with TRump thing. THat seemed like a non sequitor to me.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (n13/j)

479 Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB

He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

480 Thanks, Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting and Robert!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (lv9KS)

481 Operation Nordwind was a hell of a New Year's Eve party.

Followed by Operation Bodenplatte as a hangover.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

482 Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB

He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)


Just goes to show.

It's ALL hill now.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (NiXyF)

483 Looked kinda skinny actually.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (NiXyF)

Saw the nude pics posted at Kiwi Farms.

Yeah, she needs to eat a sammich or three.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (RYP5Z)

484 >>Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB


JeffB is a Gensis fan.


Enough said.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (gh1GI)

485 right smack dab in the middle of the next fight on the Government appropriations, which STILL are not done for this year.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (NgKpN)


Priorities, my good man.

A CR doesn't require any work and the flow of graft is constant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)

486 Up in the atmosphere is colder than down here. So, snow starts up there and lands here. It usually melts fast, unless there is a lot of it.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

487 FISA abuse report to be released on Dec 9..according to Miss Lidsay
Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)

right smack dab in the middle of the next fight on the Government appropriations, which STILL are not done for this year.
Posted by: Don Q


Five days before Christmas break.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (ob5xJ)

488 Operation Nordwind was a hell of a New Year's Eve party.

Followed by Operation Bodenplatte as a hangover.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

And then the Balaton Offensive? Not doing that again!

Posted by: remnants of the Hungarian Army at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

489 482 Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB

He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

Just goes to show.

It's ALL hill now.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (NiXyF)

Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.

And the Eisenhower tunnel is closed.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (NgKpN)

490 Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM

He's one of those little mutts which eats other dog turds

Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

491 these people are crooks. Election day should be a federal holiday. But the motor voter and early ballot stuff if is crooked. The unions drive their voters to vote. Conservatives don't do that. I am sick of this. Voting rules favor Democrats and it is not even close.

Bring us back to a one day election and make it a holiday. And give soldiers, people who are disabled, and those abroad a chance to vote by mail But BS with this early voting for no reason whatsoever. The left is run top down. They make people vote whether they want to or not.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (n13/j)

492 Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.

And the Eisenhower tunnel is closed.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (NgKpN)
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Have to take Loveland Pass!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (lv9KS)

493 Original shoe on head is Vermin Supreme.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (ob5xJ)

494 Common Core Math
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (ob5xJ

Snow is caused by magical thinking?




















Up in the atmosphere is colder than down here. So, snow starts up there and lands here. It usually melts fast, unless there is a lot of it.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

Ah! That makes sense.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (RYP5Z)

495 Dr T, in the first proposal you need the goat with a million young for the female character, and the second is crying out for a Deep Ones tie in. An Innsmouth Xmas as if were. After all, what could be more Christmasy than a nearly New England port town?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)


No, no, no. We can talk about bringing in the Deep Ones, but the female character needs to be human. That's how you get tension, which is why I included the twist that she doesn't originally know Cthulhu's true identity. It builds suspense and creates a character arc. Don't you people understand anything about moviemaking?

And apart from anything else, Innsmouth is just a dump. It should be somewhere in Vermont, though in a pinch I'd be willing to settle for Arkham.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)

496 @421 Thanks! And no I'm not Casey Khasm. But for the top forty tonight...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (l9m7l)

497 Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM

Rumor has it he jerks off to Phil Collins

Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

498 460
So I'm currently in Coon Rapids, Minnie Soda, just outside of Minnie
Applesses, and Waether Bug says there's a fitty percent chance of snow
but it never gets below 32 daygrees.



What am I not getting here?

Posted by: Robe

Sirius reception. Because of the nuclear fuel rods stored beneath you. My advice - run.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (lnWzE)

499 she just said she was commander in chief. The only reason I mention that is they go after Trump for every misstatement. These people say absurd things all the time and no one cares.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (n13/j)

500 492 Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.


*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*

Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

501 Our grandson's school in Grand Junction is closed until after Thanksgiving.......norovirus outbreak

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)

502 Albert Einstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (COzlW)

503 I hope it is not bootysweat we go against. But i am sure he has no chance as the Dem primary voters are too crazy to choose him.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (n13/j)

504 Poor doggo. What a terrible thing to happen. Idiot delivery man. Who throws a package over the fence especially with glass inside?

My smallest dog is a 15lb poodle named Cooper. He is such a barker though that the FedEx guy would have known for sure the dog was there.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (PMtBh)

505 500 492 Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.


*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*
Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

"Donner, party of 50...uh, 49?"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

506
>>Brian Setzer is great, no doubt.


Super nice guy.

I used to sell him the occasional guitar back in the day.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (gh1GI)






Took my brother's family to see the Brian Setzer Orchestra long ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl (great place for an outdoor concert, by the way). While Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks were opening, we could see backstage where Setzer was hanging out watching the band. He was introduced to a little girl by her parents who were all backstage together, and you could tell that he was having fun meeting the whole family.

Then a really good dance number starts up, and he spontaneously starts swing dancing with the girl, who had a HUGE grin on her face through the whole song. Damned if that wasn't the cutest thing I'd seen in years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (eXA4G)

507 Bring us back to a one day election and make it a holiday. And give soldiers, people who are disabled, and those abroad a chance to vote by mail But BS with this early voting for no reason whatsoever. The left is run top down. They make people vote whether they want to or not.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (n13/j)


Paper ballots, vote in person unless you've got a damn good reason. No such thing as "early voting." One day of voting only (again, unless somebody's got a DAMN good reason they can't be at their polling station on voting day).

Oh, and no release of vote tallies until they're done counting. No exceptions.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (NiXyF)

508 If Alberta Oil Peon is here, I had a question on 3D printing metal parts for guns (which I would lose in that tragic boating accident).

He said 3D printers don't make parts that would have high stress points like door handle joints

Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

I'd say you could make some parts, but not those that have to resist firing pressures. But there have to be people out there way better versed than me in what's possible with 3D printing technology. They can do metal sintering now, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (/sgva)

509 When I meant "this State," I meant this State of the Union. I may have to move to Texas for work.

Problem is, my Momma, 86 years old, is here.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (Clxcy)

510 I knew Ronnie James back in the day. Great guy. Heaven and Hell, the album, is masterful.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (wo3c/)

511 Don't you people understand anything about moviemaking?


Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)

My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)

512 One thing I remember personally about JeffB was his admonishing me to stop tweeting the boob pics. Said his wife was usually looking at what he had on his screen and she'd get huffy.

I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

513 setzer is one of the good guys. puts on a great show.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

514 505 500 492 Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.


*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*
Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

"Donner, party of 50...uh, 49?"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

Problem is they are not eating each other, they are trying to eat US.

And inviting the neighbors, you know, that nice Hispanic Family from down South? The Medelins?

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (NgKpN)

515 482 Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB

He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

Just goes to show.

It's ALL hill now.
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General Trump called out a "stand and fight" order on Elsenborn Ridge. He is hammering the Demofascist columns in the valleys below.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (W+kMI)

516 But if I go, at least I won't have to watch this little corner of Louisiana go downhill up close and personal any more.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (Clxcy)

517 And apart from anything else, Innsmouth is just a
dump. It should be somewhere in Vermont, though in a pinch I'd be
willing to settle for Arkham.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)


There is this nice little town up the Miskatonic valley, it is on the shores of some reservoir up there. Ice skating, sleigh rides, jaunts out to Whateley point, all good and photogenic.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (1glZx)

518 To the long timers who were here when Empire of Jeff used to comment here, he would viciously tear JeffB a new asshole. I think I pulled a rib cage muscle laughing.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:04 PM (qAR6u)

519
My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"



I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (Wmf3G)

520 My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)


Um, hello? Just because we're bringing in Lovecraftian horror doesn't mean this ain't still a Hallmark movie.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (2PXwn)

521 But if I go, at least I won't have to watch this little corner of Louisiana go downhill up close and personal any more.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (Clxcy)
* * * *

Too bad you couldn't move to Texas and take Mom with you.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (lv9KS)

522 518 To the long timers who were here when Empire of Jeff used to comment here, he would viciously tear JeffB a new asshole. I think I pulled a rib cage muscle laughing.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:04 PM (qAR6u)

Yeah, but sometimes that was like watching the Iran / Iraq war.

Can't both sides lose?

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (NgKpN)

523 >>To the long timers who were here when Empire of Jeff used to comment here, he would viciously tear JeffB a new asshole. I think I pulled a rib cage muscle laughing.


Ace using his girl as a headline was the Topper.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (gh1GI)

524
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (eXA4G)

525 Quint, I'd go one step further and make that one-day election the first Tuesday after April 15.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)

526 476
One of my favorite moments in A Christmas Story was when Ralphie lost his shit and beat the hell out of Scut Farkas.



I had an incident as a kid that was eerily similar. I raged, I was sobbing, but that fooker left me alone after that.



That movie works on a whole helluva lot of levels.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)

I had a couple of those incidents in junior high. And then I got a couple of friends that were - as my Canadian cousins say - built like brick shit houses. Punching one of those guys would be just saying "hello" and continuing that conversation would be very bad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (lnWzE)

527 520 My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)


Um, hello? Just because we're bringing in Lovecraftian horror doesn't mean this ain't still a Hallmark movie.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (2PXwn)

Well, Hallmark is already doing WITCH movies.

A 'Good' Witch, but witch none the less.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (NgKpN)

528 My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"



I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: shibumi,

Newlyweds are so cute!

Posted by: Miklos, Buddhistically at one at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

529 524
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (eXA4G)

And lots of tentacles would make it so FAST to decorate the tree!

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (NgKpN)

530
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019

Glad you explained the state comment

Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

531 Don't you people understand anything about moviemaking?

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They just had a guest Hollywood insider on TCM whose credits include being the cinematographer on Ghostbusterettes. I think I would've left that off my resume.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (+y/Ru)

532 And there we go. Try to be positive and get smashed in the face. I don't know why I bother.

Gotta vote for Trump next year, and I guess that will keep me going until then.

I don't know why I bother.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (l9m7l)

533
I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (Wmf3G)

Its about everything but lovemaking.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (RYP5Z)

534 Quint, I'd go one step further and make that one-day election the first Tuesday after April 15.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)

well said.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (n13/j)

535 Wait...there was a Dem 'debate' tonight?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (hnyqs)

536 So JeffB had his hand on his schwanz looking at your boob tweets, Mrs B caught him In Pierre Delecto, and he blamed ... you?

Why'd he not think to go look at a twitter with no boobs , or at least hide his fap better?

Personal responsibility, yo. Used to be a conservative value

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

537 Ace using his girl as a headline was the Topper.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (gh1GI)

JeffB's twitter profile pic told the whole story. He looked like he had electrodes attached to his balls and she was eager for a reason to hit the shock button. No wonder he feared her wrath over boob pics

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

538 Empire of Jeff

JeffB

ChemJeff

*consults ancient map*

Posted by: Miklos, almost timeless at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

539 524
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOTkgfGncM

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:11 PM (W+kMI)

540 EoJ was the only one worth a shit.

He was a funny dude.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (gh1GI)

541 >> He looked like he had electrodes attached to his balls and she was eager for a reason to hit the shock button.


He looked resigned to being a Cuckold and she looked excited to make him one.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (gh1GI)

542 Quint, I'd go one step further and make that one-day election the first Tuesday after April 15.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)

well said.
Posted by: Quint

I have thought that the President could order a cumulative and prospective tax bill mailed out in early October.

With notation of personal share of national debt.

Posted by: Miklos, informed voter being a "thing" at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

543 Wait...there was a Dem 'debate' tonight?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (hnyqs)

I guess. But it was just a bunch of faggots scuttling to be more Leftist than the one what just said something stupidly Leftist.

I prefer Rifftrax. Makes more sense. Better for my BP.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

544 "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"



If she is really cute and easy to get along with I am willing to have her point out all of my errors and then show me what I should be doing.


For the sake or personal improvement, of course.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (lnWzE)

545 536 So JeffB had his hand on his schwanz looking at your boob tweets, Mrs B caught him In Pierre Delecto, and he blamed ... you?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

To be fair, if you're following me the boob pics pop up in your timeline with no warning.

If he didn't scroll down right away, that's on him

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (qAR6u)

546
I have to admit that I didn't know something existed. Well, specifically. If you'd asked me if it existed, I would've been sure it did, but didn't know any specific instances.

Fart porn. Dudes getting off on chicks farting. Vice mag did a detailed audio analysis of the Swalwell fart tape, and consulted "Bunny Racket", a well-known fart porn star.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (NMAzL)

547 Alfred E. Buttplug is just a passing fad. All he's got is homo, which everyone's afraid to point out is a losing proposition. Oh, and fake "Christian", which he and the other dems use as a cudgel. We already had our first gay mooselimb commie foreign-born president. He just lied about it all, and had a lot of help.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (VOSoK)

548 Empire of Jeff

JeffB

ChemJeff

*consults ancient map*
Posted by: Miklos, almost timeless at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

I've been here off and on and missed the drama with ChemJeff. Apparently things soured between him and a lot of folks here.

But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.

Godspeed, Jefe.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)

549 While it suits them.

Not a nanosecond after.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Since China has been around for a while, I'll go long odds

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (mYGbK)

550 I've been here off and on and missed the drama with ChemJeff. Apparently things soured between him and a lot of folks here.

But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.

Godspeed, Jefe.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)


As I recall, ChemJeff contracted a bad case of IKnowBetterThanYouism.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (NiXyF)

551 The Brian Stelter Orchestra, on the other hand, is composed entirely of tubas.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (3Z6pZ)

552 EoJ was funny.

chemjeff was a terror to steaks. The horror.

Kinda drawing a blank with JeffB.

No offense.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (x8Wzq)

553 One thing I remember personally about JeffB was his admonishing me to stop tweeting the boob pics. Said his wife was usually looking at what he had on his screen and she'd get huffy.

I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

My wife doesn't care when I check out your links. It's not like I'm going to get up and go out and meet one of the sub 29 year old women.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

554 Vice mag did a detailed audio analysis of the Swalwell fart tape, and consulted "Bunny Racket", a well-known fart porn star.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

So.

Okra season is indeed at an end.

Posted by: Miklos, downriver but not downwind at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

555 Personal responsibility, yo. Used to be a conservative value

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn

Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

556 whatever happened to wicked pinto.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

557 one thing that stands out to me is that people are no longer feeling the Bern. He is an afterthought.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (n13/j)

558 The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

Go on.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (RYP5Z)

559 >> The Brian Stelter Orchestra, on the other hand, is composed entirely of tubas.


I've been addicted to Soul that has a Baritone Sax in the horn section, lately.

Can't get enough of that shit.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (gh1GI)

560 The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

A blessing of liberty.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

561 The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
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What the fuck is wrong with German people???

Posted by: Eric Cartman at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (3Z6pZ)

562 Miklos, that, and no more mandatory paycheck witholding. The torches and pitchforks would sell themselves!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (VOSoK)

563 Besides, like LeftCoast says, this isn't exactly hard. Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM

A middle-aged lady named Becky leaves an estranged Italian husband and two vacuous college-age daughters behind, shows up unannounced in Jingle Falls, Nebraska to visit her ailing Aunt Trudy who needs help running her little bookstore in town.

Becky falls for the local electrician named Mike, divorced with no kids, as they navigate snow-covered streets sparkling with Christmas lights while sipping cocoa and waving to kids on sleds. They have Hallmark sex meaning a chaste kiss here and there in between interminable conversations with the locals: sassy old ladies, the jealous frenemy, the old boyfriend who hasn't forgotten That Kiss from prom night, the friendly old coot who changes the tire when Becky gets stuck on the road, oh God kill me now.

The big crisis comes when the feds track her down and come to arrest Becky for paying bribes to get her kids into college. Mike is betrayed to find out Becky's husband and kids didn't DIAF after all. Don't worry, it has a happy ending. Mike forgives Becky because of course he does, and promises to wait the 40 years for her to get out of prison! Merry Christmas!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (COzlW)

564
I'll bet Brian Stelter is into fart porn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (NMAzL)

565 The H2 has a lot of folks what used to hang out here. I never comment, because they seem mean, like otters. Still, some great poats. I check them out daily.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)

566 I've been addicted to Soul that has a Baritone Sax in the horn section, lately.

Can't get enough of that shit.
Posted by: garrett

Bobby "Blue" Bland?

He always insisted on a big horn section.

Posted by: Miklos, liking the honkers at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

567 >>What the fuck is wrong with German people???


The Poop Shelves in their toilets are just a tad too creep.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (gh1GI)

568 Uh ... does Warren have her tax returns online?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 11:19 PM (DXT9A)

569 No love for HotDog the movie and the CHINESE DOWNHILL. That was the best part of the movie and well seeing Shannon Tweed's beast assets

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2019 11:19 PM (dKiJG)

570 My local fucking news who is generally sorta fair minded just ran an impeachment inquiry bombshell that might lead to direct implications of QPQ and then segwayed into a hit piece by NBC that ended with a few clips from Jim Jordan wearing that ass out... Womp Womp.. I laughed.

I immediately blasted off a letter to the news director for airing mindless BS but I don't expect an answer...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:20 PM (+ldAm)

571 >>No love for HotDog the movie


Sunny side up
Sunny side down
Sunny side all around

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:20 PM (gh1GI)

572 'Fart Porn Star'

...

Well, there is another thing I never thought I would see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (2B9A/)

573 Uh ... does Warren have her tax returns online?

-
Well, better that than Katie Hill-type photos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (+y/Ru)

574 That was the best part of the movie and well seeing Shannon Tweed's beast assets
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She has...she has - beasts?

*sidelong look*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (3Z6pZ)

575 I have an ophthalmologist appointment with a new doc tomorrow. His name is Fritz. I sense Palp warning me, from beyond the grave.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (hnyqs)

576 Don't worry, it has a happy ending. Mike forgives Becky because of course he does, and promises to wait the 40 years for her to get out of prison! Merry Christmas!

* golf clap *

*** SPILLS HOT COCO ***

**** Yells at JuJuBee ****

Posted by: Adriane the Deck the Hallmark Critic ... at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (LPnfS)

577 The Poop Shelves in their toilets are just a tad too creep.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (gh1GI)

Lived in Germany for three years. The poop shelf was fucking weird. I always pictured German hausfraus with popsicle sticks making sure young Hans was regular.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (x8Wzq)

578 Well. The amazing K9 Tongue-U-Lator did a fine job of getting the burned rice out of the skillet. Nice work, Pogo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (/sgva)

579 In regards to JeffB, I remember when BATF used to be listenable to instead of a #NeverTrump bitch and whine about Trump club. It has been well over 2 years since I last listened.

It is amazing how many people I used to respect turned out to be emotional, whiny spoiled brats with an insatiable need to remain in the good graces of the #Progressive cocktail circuit club.

Even Rich Lowry has woken up and smelled the coffee. The others are going to go down with the cruise ship when the Pierre Omidyar checks stop coming.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (FBrfY)

580 Aet, I don't think you "see" it, without IR...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (VOSoK)

581 Chemjeff was always seemed a bit of an odd duck but I didn't mind him

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (qAR6u)

582 The H2 has a lot of folks what used to hang out here. I never comment, because they seem mean, like otters. Still, some great poats. I check them out daily.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)

What's the H2?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)

583 whatever happened to wicked pinto.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

He pissed off Trim3rd and got his ass permbanned.

Posted by: very old Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (vqIkG)

584 Well, there is another thing I never thought I would see.
Posted by: Aetius
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Sometimes, AoSHQ is TMI.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (hnyqs)

585 That was the best part of the movie and well seeing Shannon Tweed's beast assets
-----
She has...she has - beasts?

*sidelong look*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (3Z6pZ)

She owns some of the finest oxen in the land.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (SJsIv)

586 whatever happened to wicked pinto.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

Got banned for some reason. Pops in from time to time; last seen a year or two ago. Also a funny dude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (/sgva)

587 583; thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

588 I tried commenting at H2 years ago. They were rude. I didn't bother going back.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

589 There's cake farts. Ladies plop their bare ass on a cake and fart on it, sending bits of icing splattering around. How do I know this? Don Geronimo the dj talked about it years ago and I just had to see it for myself.

Verdict: A waste of a good cake.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (COzlW)

590 205 Die Hard is the Christmas movie with the highest body count.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (9HQoP)

Negative Ghostrider, Invasion USA

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (JXnBD)

591 i don't want to know what a poop shelf is. germans are weird about their shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

592 "Palp warning me, from beyond the grave"

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (VOSoK)

593 What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)

Splitters!

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (SJsIv)

594 >>I tried commenting at H2 years ago.


Never liked that crew.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (gh1GI)

595 There's cake farts. Ladies plop their bare ass on a cake and fart on it, sending bits of icing splattering around. How do I know this? Don Geronimo the dj talked about it years ago and I just had to see it for myself.

Verdict: A waste of a good cake.
Posted by: JuJuBee

*will not ask how they torch the creme brulee*

Posted by: Miklos, thinking that be nasty at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

596 575 I have an ophthalmologist appointment with a new doc tomorrow. His name is Fritz. I sense Palp warning me, from beyond the grave.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (hnyqs)


Is it safe?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (dOV9E)

597 i don't want to know what a poop shelf is. germans are weird about their shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
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Ja, das ist der Liechtensteiner polka, mein schatz!

Posted by: Random German at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (3Z6pZ)

598 H2? Harold Hecuba?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (VOSoK)

599 >>There's cake farts

Stelter would love that. Also, Vindman.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

600 553 One thing I remember personally about JeffB was his admonishing me to stop tweeting the boob pics. Said his wife was usually looking at what he had on his screen and she'd get huffy.

I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.

Posted by: kbdabear

My wife doesn't care when I check out your links. It's not like I'm going to get up and go out and meet one of the sub 29 year old women.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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Haha.. I've got a buddy that sends a short porno EVERY time we start busting on him on our group chat and I've said Dude, the missus plays some of her games on my iPad. Can we at least get rated R vice XXX..

His response was to send another clip of a girl giving a sloppy beejer with googles on...

I laughed, the missus not.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (+ldAm)

601 Cake Farts is a good pet name for your girlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (gh1GI)

602 What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
------

Chink Hummer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (hnyqs)

603 i don't want to know what a poop shelf is. germans are weird about their shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

The Japanese ought to market smart toilets to Germans, with MRI scanners for the turds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (/sgva)

604 >>*will not ask how they torch the creme brulee*


On second thought, cancel that Tuna Melt will you?

I'll just have a black coffee.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (gh1GI)

605 The Hostages? Last I checked, the same 6 people commented 100 times each on every thread. It may have changed. Don't know. Don't care.

Posted by: It's Snuuuuz I supooose. at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (vqIkG)

606 What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc

The hostages.

Too dumb to link, but it's thehostages (dot) wordpress (dawt) c o m. Even LauraW shows up now and then.

Fun site. Not nearly as frenetic as the HQ with its thousands of comments a day, but they always have excellent content. A lot of Morons there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (x8Wzq)

607 He pissed off Trim3rd and got his ass permbanned.

Tim3rd I think (not completely sure). So whatever happened to Tim?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (7s3Gx)

608 "how they torch the creme brulee"

Flick that bic, baby!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (VOSoK)

609 "Palp warning me, from beyond the grave"


Oh shit.

So now he is now more powerful that we can possibly comprehend?

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of all Noble Palpatine Peoples at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

610 Cake Farts is a good pet name for your girlfriend.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (gh1GI)


Either the first or second word needs to be two syllables.

"Fart Bunny"

"Flatus Cake"

"Boof Button"

that sort of thing.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (NiXyF)

611 604 On second thought, cancel that Tuna Melt will you?

I'll just have a black coffee.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (gh1GI)


Caramel macchiato?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (dOV9E)

612 Cool. "Children of the Sea" came up on my playlist. Returning to the aforementioned Dio Sabbath.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)

613 Refrain from liquor, abstain from drugs and stay the hell away from the casino.

--Is the ONT suddenly under new management?

Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2019 11:30 PM (Okmx3)

614 So now he is now more powerful that we can possibly comprehend?
Posted by: Miklos
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Apparently 'Fritz' is some sort of ethereal trigger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:30 PM (hnyqs)

615 607

Tmi3rd I thought?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (BiNEL)

616 602 What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

The Hostages, a spinoff blog with some Morons who used to be regulars here.

I do love their Big Boob Friday feature.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (qAR6u)

617 I looked up the poop shelf.

Dude...

Seems kinda pointless if you take a sloppy, messy, liquidy dump.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (SJsIv)

618 550 I've been here off and on and missed the drama with ChemJeff. Apparently things soured between him and a lot of folks here.

But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.

Godspeed, Jefe.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)

As I recall, ChemJeff contracted a bad case of IKnowBetterThanYouism.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (NiXyF



Yeah, basically we were all wrong for calling the invasion at the southern border an invasion. He accused us all of wanting snipers lined up plinking every 7 year old being dragged over the border. And Paul Ryan was awesome in his caving to democrats on all their demands budgeting.

And then he went all whiny about Trump.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 11:32 PM (Z7lwY)

619 Shannon Tweed was voted by my platoon as the woman we most wanted to pull NATO guard site with while stationed in Germany.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:32 PM (5phSm)

620 Haha.. I've got a buddy that sends a short porno EVERY time we start busting on him on our group chat and I've said Dude, the missus plays some of her games on my iPad. Can we at least get rated R vice XXX..

His response was to send another clip of a girl giving a sloppy beejer with googles on...

I laughed, the missus not.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (+ldAm)

LOL, the wife won't care about scantily clad young women, actual porn might be a step to far. MY e not, it I'm not planning on testing the parameters.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc)

621 So is that where "upper decker" comes from?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (VOSoK)

622
whatever happened to wicked pinto.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)





He still pops in from time to time, but under a different nom de Moron.

He once explained that he retired the loveably batshit-insane WP persona. I seem to remember him saying something about the persona kind of taking over in non-AoS normal life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (eXA4G)

623 Seven year old sounds like a difficult target to hit.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (SJsIv)

624 The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.

Posted by: Dr. T
________

Minnie Hooper is a rich from her success as a publisher of something really lucrative and successful. The big Christmas issue is going to make it rain big bucks for her publishing thing, but when a family crisis takes her star photoblogger journalist away from the publication's "real meaning of Christmas" spread, she has to go on location to do it herself.

She doesn't want to, but after ice skating with the town's dreamy guy (who turned out to be single!) and hanging ornaments on a tree, she realizes what the REAL "real" meaning of Christmas is.

Snowflakes fall from the sky, and Minnie realizes that this humble town in the middle of Alabama is her home. For some reason, no one in the middle of Alabama is freaking out or dying in car wrecks from the snowfall. Minnie and Dreamy Guy and the 8-year-old kid (I don't know -- there's a kid, too) look at the tree, something something.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (aTOTz)

625 whatever happened to wicked pinto.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM

That's no way to talk about a little bean that never did anybody any harm, is it? Except that little bastard I ate before going on MSNBC yesterday. Evil, mean pinto.

Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (COzlW)

626 Cake Farts is a good pet name for your girlfriend.
Posted by: garrett

Another fun foreign word is "puderniczka", and I have called girls that because it sounds like what an affectionate name should sound like. And it does.

It means ladies powder compact in Polish, so I never said it to Polish girls.

Posted by: Miklosokrzeszeszewski at November 20, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

627 Thanks to those who answered the what's H2 question.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

628 Seven year old sounds like a difficult target to hit.
Posted by: Robert at November


Don't lead them too much. They're not very fast.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (5phSm)

629 Seems kinda pointless if you take a sloppy, messy, liquidy dump.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (SJsIv)

Who needs shelves?

Posted by: Diarrhea Hobo of Hollywood Blvd. at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (qAR6u)

630 Is the ONT suddenly under new management?

Posted by: logprof
________

It's still OK to look askance at hobos.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (aTOTz)

631 Shannon Tweed was voted by my platoon as the woman we most wanted to pull NATO guard site with while stationed in Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes

She had quite the Hungarian software developer fan club. Otherwise I would have no idea....

Posted by: Miklos, pure as the driven snowbunnies at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

632 >> I looked up the poop shelf.

>Dude...


Now you know why Ace had such a hard time with the Install.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:38 PM (gh1GI)

633 On my first assignment in Germany years ago I was introduced to the poop shelf. The landlord called it the inspection station.


No wonder they lost the war.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:39 PM (5phSm)

634 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (COzlW)

Perfect, just be sure to copyright it in Hungary before you submit it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:39 PM (BiNEL)

635 Anyone heard from Tangonine lately? I want a t-shirt.

Posted by: Er... I mean Tangerine at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (vqIkG)

636 Know what?

My image of "cake girl" has changed with this thread.

Not for the better.

Now it's time to say adieu,
To you and you and, no, not you.
Hit the hay and grab some z's.
Morning comes with yowling cat cries.

♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (5RITs)

637 It's still OK to look askance at hobos.
Posted by: FireHorse

Now you've done it.

Ace will be obsessively obsessed with the origin and etymology of "askance".

I'm guessing no AcePost until 3pm tomorrow, earliest.

Posted by: Miklos, e fa at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

638 >>I'm guessing no AcePost until 3pm tomorrow, earliest.


He has Vespa Lessons from 11 - 12:30.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (gh1GI)

639 I saw Diarrhea Hobo open for Goo Goo Dolls at the Universal Amphitheater

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (qAR6u)

640 The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.

Posted by: Dr. T

In my wife's case, the story would have to include a cowboy.

Chloe is tired of her life as a kindergarten teacher, so she takes a sabbatical to Ten Sleep, Wyoming, to spend Christmas nestled in the foothills of the Bighorn Mountains. Then she meets Chance at a bar. He's had a few too many and says some rude things to Chloe. She gets angry and stomps off in a huff. But she realizes that Chance is hurting, because of some things he said about being alone on Christmas without his son. She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...

that's off the top of my head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)

641 I saw Diarrhea Hobo open for Goo Goo Dolls at the Universal Amphitheater



Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (qAR6u)

Umm...Wasn't that at Flushing Meadows?

Posted by: It's all mine! at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (vqIkG)

642 I'm guessing no AcePost until 3pm tomorrow, earliest.
Posted by: Miklos
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[stands, arms akimbo]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (hnyqs)

643 Refrain from liquor, abstain from drugs and stay the hell away from the casino.

--Is the ONT suddenly under new management?
Posted by: logprof


Sounds like the Baptists took over.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (ob5xJ)

644 >>that's off the top of my head.



The funny thing is, we can do that shit all day.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (gh1GI)

645 He has Vespa Lessons from 11 - 12:30.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (gh1GI)

Someone videotaped the lesson

youtube.com/watch?v=G-8RxoPcNCU

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:44 PM (qAR6u)

646 >>Wasn't that at Flushing Meadows?


The Hollywood Bowl?

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:44 PM (gh1GI)

647 Hmmm. Canadian Government Surplus has a 2011 Suburban with only 45000 miles on it up for auction as "parts". Tree fell on it, and it's a write-off. 3/4 ton, 4X4, 6 liter engine, all the same equipment as my '08.

Might be tempting to buy it, see if I can get the engine to run, and if it does, swap the body from one of my older 'burbs onto that chassis, and register it as the older 'burb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (/sgva)

648 Sounds like the Baptists took over.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (ob5xJ)

Did they say anything about dancing?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (x8Wzq)

649 FireHorse, I like where you're going, but it needs some 2019 touches. Maybe Minnie is widowed from a vaping accident, and the dreamy guy she meets is really an addadicktome tranny. And her dear departed true love was the donor. Kinda like Return to Me.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (VOSoK)

650 She's eating a heart breakfast off the top of your head?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (5phSm)

651 then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)

Chloe likes ass with with butter pecan syrup.

Posted by: The Hardy Boys at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (SJsIv)

652 The funny thing is, we can do that shit all day.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (gh1GI)

You need to get JJ on the team, he has contacts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:46 PM (BiNEL)

653 Hey Hrothgar!

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:46 PM (RU4sa)

654 Canadian Government Surplus has a 2011 Suburban with only 45000 miles on it up for auction..
-----

Is there a reserve, or is there an outstanding bid?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:47 PM (hnyqs)

655 Tmi3rd I thought?

*That's* it!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (7s3Gx)

656 He has Vespa Lessons from 11 - 12:30.
Posted by: garrett

Insurance adjuster 12:45-1:30


Then keto lunch, which means harvesting your own quinoa.

Posted by: Miklos, weekend oysterer, 2 bushels/person/day at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

657 >>You need to get JJ on the team, he has contacts!


He should try putting them in when he paints!


....zing!

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (gh1GI)

658 ..She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...

that's off the top of my head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)




Later that evening, riven with remorse and regret, she considered that while she did enjoy his "cavity search", it pained her soul that he mistook her "shoot your load!" cry of passion, as "shoot my dog!".

And being true to his training, and as was his wont, he of course, did.

She didn't intend for Old Farter, her 12 year old Basset Hound, to die so grotesquely, but what was done, was done.

But how would she break the wind news to her Hubby, back home in Grey Boxberg?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

659 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (/sgva)

I'd like to see your shop and equipment bay!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:49 PM (BiNEL)

660 *waves to Jim*

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (RU4sa)

661 Umm...Wasn't that at Flushing Meadows?
Posted by: It's all mine!

Ha!

You people.

Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

662 SMH
How are you guys doing?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (BiNEL)

663 Goodnight good people!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (Rz2Nc)

664 Well. Got us a half inch of snow. Woopety fucking doo.

Like Calvin said, a half inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery. Either don't snow at all, or dump two feet.

I bought a 4x4 truck for a reason.

Well. G'night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (x8Wzq)

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (SJsIv)

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (SJsIv)

667 Waves at SMH!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (QzJWU)

668
Well, I came here to eeyore all over the Horowitz report looking like a whitewash and everyone is cracking me up with these Hallmark parodies.

Of course it's only the *Horowitz* report. Not the Durham report. By the way, I've forgotten, what's the Huber report?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (R+1CW)

669 >>.She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...


She spends the entire day trying to forget the whole incident.

Unsuccessfully.

That night finds her back at the same bar, but Chance never shows up. Frustrated, she has a little too much to drink before heading back to the bed and breakfast... Frustrated and alone.

On the way home she rolls through a rural stop sign and is pulled over by...

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:52 PM (gh1GI)

670 I have a female FB friend who took one of those career aptitude tests. Her results came down to two choices: nun or stripper.

I'm thinking, why not both?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

671 Canadian Government Surplus has a 2011 Suburban with only 45000 miles on it up for auction.


Does the Suburban come with a wine mom?

Posted by: Hands knows how to spell EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (786Ro)

672 poop shelfs, hallmark movies, this is some good military shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

673 But how would she break the wind news to her Hubby, back home in Grey Boxberg?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

I think a potboiler story done by the Horde would be epic. Not to mention horrific.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)

674 Chemjeff did his best to stink up AoS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (LxTcq)

675 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim

Hungarian laws regarding artistic endeavours allow for such filmings.

State subsidy is dependent on factors to be discussed.

Posted by: Miklos, Business Incubator at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

676 Again, g'night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)

677 Waves at Robert!

Posted by: Robert, sad and lonesome at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SJsIv)

678 night, pug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

679 Lifetime Christmas movie plot is easy.

Woman finds her strength when her ex husband shows up on Christmas Eve and goes Jack Nicholson from The Shining on her.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (qAR6u)

680 Ah yes. The Poop Shelf.
For inspection purposes.
The Royals used to have a person for this.
Maybe they still do.
Office of the Royal Duece or some such thing.
And they have the thing that rinses off your nether regions later.
And there are now robot toilets that do this.
Civilization, yo.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (w7KSn)

681 Hi Robert!

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (RU4sa)

682 >>Woman finds her strength when her ex husband shows up on Christmas Eve


Spoil Alert : It's in a Box of Chardonay.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (gh1GI)

683 I'm thinking, why not both?
Posted by: qdpsteve

THIS IS A MARKETING GUY

Posted by: Miklosian Global Brands (Tonga) at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

684 Anyone heard from Tangonine lately?

He got picked up by a squirrel unit and scrubbed his online presence.

Posted by: Turgid 6 Actual at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (w3OLr)

685 On the way home she rolls through a rural stop sign and is pulled over by...

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:52 PM (gh1GI)

Need to stay with the Christmas theme:

Blinded by a Christmas display, she runs a stop sign and...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:56 PM (BiNEL)

686 FireHorse, I like where you're going, but it needs some 2019 touches.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
________

Thanks! I mentioned this is set in Alabama -- what I didn't mention is there are those pink-blue-and-white Trans flags everywhere. They're over the town hall, they're on the graves at the Civil War cemetery, on the sides of the police cars. Every extra and minor character is also trans. Even the 8-year-old kid is transitioning, so we don't know if this character is a boy or a girl.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:56 PM (aTOTz)

687 Hi, SMH!

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (SJsIv)

688 680; the pope has a guy to wipe his ass after he takes a smash.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

689 Blinded by a Christmas display, she runs a stop sign and...
OK Boomer

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (Fxgkp)

690 In Hallmark movies, nobody throws a bucket of hot diarrhea.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:58 PM (LxTcq)

691 The Twelve Hook Ups of Christmas

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 11:58 PM (w7KSn)

692 Chemjeff did his best to stink up AoS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (LxTcq)

Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.

Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)

693 Blinded by a Christmas display, she runs a stop sign and...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

..runs into and over the small town non-religiously-specific holiday display. She offers to rebuild it, with the children from the nearby orphanage.....

Posted by: Miklosian Global Hallmark IP Holdio at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

694 These Hallmark movie plots are awesome. Although I suspect some of you have watched more than one...

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (W+kMI)

695 Is there a reserve, or is there an outstanding bid?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:47 PM (hnyqs)

$1000 minimum bid. Listing says there is "unknown damage" to engine. It was a military police unit on a base.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (/sgva)

696 Office of the Royal Duece or some such thing.
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Groom of the Stool. I shit you not.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (3Z6pZ)

697 In Hallmark movies, nobody throws a bucket of hot diarrhea.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Off screen, for other productions.

They keep the crew working, mainly for a German market.

Posted by: Miklosian Films SA de CV at November 21, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

698 694; never saw one. i don't knowbif i even have that channel. sounds depressing and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

699 or goes to the Jiffy Lube place to get the oil sensor on her Tuareg replaced and watches the kid in the pit get called out to talk to the deputy sheriff who turns out to be Clarence in uniform, who talks to him gravely for a few minutes and then scrubs his head and the kid calls him "Dad" and says he will be home after his shift, and the Clarence notices her in the waiting room window, watching . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (1glZx)

700 No wonder he feared her wrath over boob pics

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

Star Trek XXI: The Wrath of the Boob Pics

Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (qAR6u)

701 "I shit you not."
Ah, there it is.
Check for worms, undigested corn, etc.
Hey, it's a gig.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (w7KSn)

702 Groom of the Stool. I shit you not.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (3Z6pZ)

If the Monarch is traveling abroad, they send samples home by way of stool pigeon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (/sgva)

703 Groom of the Stool. I shit you not.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Do you realize that it took hundreds of years of actual history and stuff for you to be able to write that?

Rule Britannia.

Posted by: The Venerable Miklos at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

704 Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.
Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)

Well I hope he smashed it before she got deported.

Although, that'd be a good way to avoid child support.

"Papi, I'm pregnant."

"La migra!"

Posted by: Robert at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (SJsIv)

705 the english also have a colonel of the urinal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (KP5rU)

706 >>Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.



That Video of her and her hairbrush?


Fascinating

Posted by: Spock at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (gh1GI)

707 Ah. Just remembered, overnight last night, another monument to Confederate war dead was removed:
https://tinyurl.com/qsqjtf7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (hnyqs)

708 Do you realize that it took hundreds of years of actual history and stuff for you to be able to write that?
-------
Yes. Yes, I do.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (3Z6pZ)

709 >> Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.


You never lose your girl.

You just lose your place in line.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (gh1GI)

710 Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.

Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)

Warm squeeze in the hand > Moron pixels on the screen

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (qAR6u)

711 I'll have to run the idea of moving past Mom, see what she says.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 21, 2019 12:05 AM (Clxcy)

712 She offers to rebuild it, with the children from the nearby orphanage.....
Posted by: Miklosian Global Hallmark IP Holdio at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

...To Rebuild the Winter Festival Rainbow Tree, with help from the nearby orphanage and helps to reunite Chance with his transgender "son" that had been left there by his evil ex!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:05 AM (BiNEL)

713 631 Shannon Tweed was voted by my platoon as the woman we most wanted to pull NATO guard site with while stationed in Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes

She had quite the Hungarian software developer fan club. Otherwise I would have no idea....
Posted by: Miklos, pure as the driven snowbunnies at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

which brings us full circle back to my desire to recreate a bad 80's ski moive.

Shanon Tweed was in 'Hot Dog, the Movie'.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:06 AM (NgKpN)

714 710 Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.

Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)

It took him so long and countless nights of meeting women advice on the ONT that it's understandable that he would be deathly fearful of losing a woman whom he finally found.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:06 AM (qAR6u)

715 You could write quite the Hallmark movie around the romance between Strzok and Page.

"The Gums of August"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:08 AM (/sgva)

716 700 No wonder he feared her wrath over boob pics

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

Star Trek XXI: The Wrath of the Boob Pics

Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (qAR6u)

Breaking: The Federation High Counsel declared Holo Deck simulations illegal today, due to the decreasing rate of marriage and couples having children.

As Billy Bob Ferengi was quoted, The Deck is a Hell of a lot cheaper than a divorce.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (NgKpN)

717 The Groom of the Stool was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in excretion and ablution. The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.


Per Wikipedia.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (ob5xJ)

718 Shannon Tweed or Tawny Kitaen?

Shit, why not have them settle it naked in a tub of jello

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (qAR6u)

719 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (hnyqs)

Pretty soon, you won't be able to recognize America anymore!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (BiNEL)

720 reunite Chance with his transgender "son" that had been left there by his evil ex!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Did I mention that the orphans are mainly adorable tots from South of the Border with the cutest little neck tats?

Posted by: Miklos Goldwyn at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

721 717 The Groom of the Stool was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in excretion and ablution. The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.


Per Wikipedia.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (ob5xJ)

What about Knights of the Bath?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (NgKpN)

722 Sounds to me like a really shitty job...

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (w7KSn)

723
715
You could write quite the Hallmark movie around the romance between Strzok and Page.



"The Gums of August"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:08 AM (/sgva)


Problem with that is the characters are NOT Ones.
It is a requirement that Hallmark Movies feature undeniable Ones.
And apparently they can't bribe colleges either.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (ufFY8)

724 FireHorse, you are on. fire. Where do I send the blank check to start production? This could be more noteworthy at the box office than the Transinator reboot!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (fYXJX)

725 which brings us full circle back to my desire to recreate a bad 80's ski moive.

Shanon Tweed was in 'Hot Dog, the Movie'.
Posted by: Don Q
-----------

'The Spider Sabich Story'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (hnyqs)

726 >>You could write quite the Hallmark Christmas movie around the romance between Strzok and Page.


Crossfire Candy Cane

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (gh1GI)

727 what kind of family lineage do you have to have to end up as groom of the stool? you gotta be shittin me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

728
'The Spider Sabich Story'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------

With Shanon Tweed as Claudine Longet

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (hnyqs)

729 The Most Honourable Order of the Bath is a British order of chivalry founded by George I on 18 May 1725. The name derives from the elaborate medieval ceremony for appointing a knight, which involved bathing as one of its elements. The knights so created were known as "Knights of the Bath".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ob5xJ)

730 727
what kind of family lineage do you have to have to end up as groom of the stool? you gotta be shittin me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

Probably have to be German, for starters, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ufFY8)

731 Shit, why not have them settle it naked in a tub of jello
Posted by: kbdabear

Now see,

We did something similar when we rented the Police Hut here in the locality. Out by the lake.

Good clean fun, jello washes off, or can be hosed off, not like, for example baby oil.

And who gets banned forever? In America!

And I thought Jell-o was as all-American as you can get.

Posted by: Miklos, unindicted co-conspirator at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

732 Did I mention that the orphans are mainly adorable tots from South of the Border with the cutest little neck tats?
Posted by: Miklos Goldwyn at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

Tots Rescued from the Trump Border Cages by the honest hard working deputy with some personal birthplace issues!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (BiNEL)

733 Um, that's "Lt. Col." of the urinal, please

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (fYXJX)

734 730: i would guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

735 what kind of family lineage do you have to have to end up as groom of the stool? you gotta be shittin me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

Probably have to be German, for starters, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Farfrumpoopin

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:15 AM (ob5xJ)

736 Oh Christ, this ONT has been the shit.

But I gotta go to sleep.

Curl up in my frigid truck and pray is doesn't snow 60 bajillion inches because apparently the magical thinking of Minnie Sodians causes it to snow at 50 degrees.

G'night, Horde!

Posted by: Robert at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (SJsIv)

737 With Shanon Tweed as Claudine Longet
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Theme sung by Andy Williams?

Posted by: Miklos, proposer of things at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

738 The Most Honourable Order of the Bath is a British order of chivalry founded by George I on 18 May 1725. The name derives from the elaborate medieval ceremony for appointing a knight, which involved bathing as one of its elements. The knights so created were known as "Knights of the Bath".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ob5xJ)
-------
IIRR, it's second in seniority to the Knights of the Garter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (3Z6pZ)

739 Howdy how is the Horde tonight? I've just finished cleaning up from dinner cuz Julie is sick again. Dammit her E coli came back this is no good.
Anyhow what is new? Has anyone heard from Rickl?

Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (JhBuA)

740 damn, europeans are fucked up. lets be more like them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

741 Blonde M., don't think Durham will have a "report". Not what prosecutors do. Either indicts, or ..... silence. If he is silent, there will be much, I mean massive [justified] rending of garments and howls of indignation - and a real, no-hyperbole-major-turn in American history will have occurred. The direction, you can imagine.


Huber, same same. His topics are different [Clinton Foundantion and U1, IIRC].


Either case, either real action, or silence, with just an IG report or two to rub in the dissolution of the rule of law at the top.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

742 Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ob5xJ)

Vice the Stinky Knights who didn't get a bath?

Is that another order?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:17 AM (NgKpN)

743
Chloe is tired of her life as a kindergarten teacher, so she takes a sabbatical to Ten Sleep, Wyoming, to spend Christmas nestled in the foothills of the Bighorn Mountains. Then she meets Chance at a bar. He's had a few too many and says some rude things to Chloe. She gets angry and stomps off in a huff. But she realizes that Chance is hurting, because of some things he said about being alone on Christmas without his son. She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...

that's off the top of my head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Chloe goes for a horseback riding lesson setup by the BnB, meets a sage older woman who has several wise things to say. (Spoiler, she's Chances mom - revealed later) Lots of pleasent horse shots. Chloe gets rental car stuck in snow and Chance gets her out.

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2019 12:17 AM (TT5JW)

744 Tots Rescued from the Trump Border Cages by the honest hard working deputy with some personal birthplace issues!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

This is a GO!

Let me see if Weinstein still has any cash.

Posted by: Miklos. the "M" in MGM at November 21, 2019 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

745 You have to check the stools of the King, otherwise how do you know how many leeches to apply?
Work with me, people...

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:18 AM (w7KSn)

746 With Shanon Tweed as Claudine Longet
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Theme sung by Andy Williams?
Posted by: Miklos
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To the tune of 'Born Free', only with different lyrics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (hnyqs)

747 Ok all. See everyone in the morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (ob5xJ)

748 So, what kind of Knight is SIR Elton John?

Garter? because he liked to wear them?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (NgKpN)

749 745; or, if you need to increase the corn ration.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (KP5rU)

750 I should change my nick back to NeoOtter just to defend my semi-aquatic furry mammal brethren. We have needs. Don't judge.

Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (0x00j)

751 night, rick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (KP5rU)

752 Huber, same same.

Rhomboid-

Has it occurred that Huber could have cases (including Durham's) heard by Utah juries? Much different that Capital City and environs.

Don't know, just a thought.

Posted by: Miklos, the process being the punishment at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

753 Helluva ONT, MisHum. Thanks.

Fucking lefties are losing it. There is no way that Trump wins 2020 without mass lefty violence. Buy ammo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (1CjJc)

754 So, what kind of Knight is SIR Elton John?
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He's a CBE - Companion of the British Empire

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (3Z6pZ)

755 Spider Sabitch, greatest skiing moniker

Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (0x00j)

756 Is that part of the Royal Order of Pillowbiters?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:22 AM (fYXJX)

757
I come from a long line of Baptists. I can assure you that without Baptists, the beer, wine, and liquor industries would've long gone out of business.

What they do differs from what they say.

One humorous incident. An old timer, long dead, years ago used to tend bar at some honky tonk type joint. In walks the chairman of the deacons of the church I was raised in. Said deacon was also married to a preacher's daughter.

He ordered a shot of something and added, "and keep your damned mouth shut!". Well, that ensured the bartender would tell everyone. Normally, keeping his mouth shut was all part of SOP, but this guy had to be an asshole.

And yes, he was also hitting on the womyns there in the joint as well.

That's the Baptist way about drinking.

If some friends or neighbors happen to be over and stumble across your booze, you have to mumble something about "medicinal purposes".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (NMAzL)

758 To the tune of 'Born Free', only with different lyrics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I think Swallwell already has "free as the wind blows".

Posted by: Miklos, not opposed to a Rabelaisian fart joke at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

759 Is that part of the Royal Order of Pillowbiters?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:22 AM (fYXJX)
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You'd have to talk to Edward II about that one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (3Z6pZ)

760 To the tune of 'Born Free', only with different lyrics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (hnyqs)

Mandatory big production number for the sound track:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=AddBu9NCvNA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (/sgva)

761

Hey, did you drop your wallet, there, behind you?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (w3OLr)

762 I believe a CBE is an award, not a knighthood. The Beatles were given them.

Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (0x00j)

763 Prince Andrew is a Knight of the Garter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:24 AM (NMAzL)

764 I believe a CBE is an award, not a knighthood. The Beatles were given them.
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (0x00j)
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I think they get the "sir" as a courtesy, the same way a younger son of a peer is addressed as "lord", even though they are not nobility.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:27 AM (3Z6pZ)

765
Here's the Order of the Garter get-up. That's Lizzie, Chuckles and William in their Garter garb.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sdejdvx

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:28 AM (NMAzL)

766 I think they get the "sir" as a courtesy, the same way a younger son of a peer is addressed as "lord", even though they are not nobility.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:27 AM (3Z6pZ)

You have your Life Peers, and then your Hereditary Lords.

And, if you are not a good Peer, you should have your prostate checked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:30 AM (/sgva)

767 Good clean fun, jello washes off, or can be hosed off, not like, for example baby oil.



And who gets banned forever? In America!

And I thought Jell-o was as all-American as you can get.
Posted by: Miklos, unindicted co-conspirator at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)



Do you want ants? 'Cause that's how we get ants.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:31 AM (1glZx)

768 And, if you are not a good Peer, you should have your prostate checked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:30 AM (/sgva)


Or put sawdust down.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:31 AM (1glZx)

769
CBE is the 2nd rank of the Order of the British Empire. Only the top two ranks are "knights".

The lowest rank is MBE, a mere member. Then comes OBE, an "officer", followed by CBE, a "commander".

The upper two ranks are Knight Commander, and Knight Grand Cross, KBE, and GBE. Only those two get you "sir" or "dame" if female.

There are a shit ton of these orders and shit, and they are all the letters you see in the official titles of these twits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)

770 > I remember 'Bag-O-Glass'


The "Johnny Human Torch" and "Invisible Pedestrian" Halloween costumes.

"Hey, they're creative toys!"


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (oQp6r)

771 Miklos, dunno about venue selection, limits on how that works. But thought Huber was CF/U1, Durham Keystone Coup. Main point was they don't do reports, they do "signed letter of suspicion" [just kidding, milking the earlier thread on Ukrainian equivalent of indictment], or nothing.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (QDnY+)

772 Loudly let the trumpet bray!
Tantantara!
Proudly bang the sounding brasses!
Tzing! Boom!
As upon its lordly way
This unique procession passes,
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes!
Bow, bow, ye tradesmen, bow, ye masses!
Blow the trumpets, bang the brasses!
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
We are peers of highest station,
Paragons of legislation,
Pillars of the British nation!
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:35 AM (3Z6pZ)

773 We are peers of highest station,
Paragons of legislation,
Pillars of the British nation!


Hide the children.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 12:36 AM (ykYG2)

774 And, if you are not a good Peer, you should have your prostate checked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


And tha's whan, me Laird, the Claymores a' come out.

Posted by: McMiklos at November 21, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

775 There are a shit ton of these orders and shit, and they are all the letters you see in the official titles of these twits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)
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In the Order of St. Michael and St. George, you had CMG, KCMG and GCMG - which jocularly understood to mean "Call Me God", "Kindly Call Me God", and "God Calls Me God".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:38 AM (3Z6pZ)

776
One of the offices of the Order of the British Empire is the "Gentleman Usher of the Purple Rod".

It is currently held by a woman, in which case she is known as the Lady Usher of the Purple Rod, Dame Amelia Chilcott Fawcett, DBE, CVO.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:38 AM (NMAzL)

777 > Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection
of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.

Not to worry. Scotty has backups of everything.

Also the full browser history of everyone onboard the Big E.

Scotty's job is secure.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (oQp6r)

778
And tha's whan, me Laird, the Claymores a' come out.
Posted by: McMiklos
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Ah. The McCossack Clan. A bad lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (hnyqs)

779 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)

780 So.... Groom of the Stool, Knight of the Bath...
Is there a Seneschal of the Septic Tank? A Yeoman-Sergeant of the Shower?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:41 AM (oQp6r)

781 Ah. The McCossack Clan. A bad lot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (hnyqs)
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I think with Miklos, it's more the McMagyars.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:42 AM (3Z6pZ)

782 Baroness of the Bidet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:42 AM (oQp6r)

783 Getting any kind of knighthood doesn't make you nobility, I don't think.


The lowest rank of true nobility under the British system is baronet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (oQp6r)

784 I think there is a guy in charge of the crows at the Tower of London.
Crow Keeper. Friend of crows.
Hey, DO NOT f*ck with crows.
They will remember you. They can even pass on grudges to their offspring.
Wear goggles.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (w7KSn)

785 Baroness of the Bidet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


"The Earl and Lady Sandwich"


"Lord and Lady Douchebag"

Posted by: McMiklos from early SNL at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

786 Went to "Midway" - my annual movie. Meh, with caveats.


I get that Hollywood doesn't understand that you don't need soap opera crap and lame personality focus to make a movie. But still. Making Dick Best the central character just made me laugh - guess they couldn't think of anyone else for the function.


Acting was meh - shocked that Harrelson as Nimitz might've been the best fit. Guy who was Layton was good, Quaid as Halsey just didn't work - maybe he just isn't right for the gruff hard-a** role. Jap actors were mixed [Japanese speaker next to me helped provide some insights], older ones playing Yamamoto, Tojo, Yamaguchi were good, younger ones wooden.


Kudos for cramming in [in composite/reconstructed form or setting] some of the key context facts - but most of them were done in a way that will probably elude much of the audience. Lot of time wasted on Pearl Harbor attack, Doolittle Raid coulda been given less time. Just a shame there isn't the talent out there to do it much, much better.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

787 The lowest rank of true nobility under the British system is baronet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (oQp6r)
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A baronetcy isn't noble rank, either, it's sort of a warrant officer position. Instituted by James I as a means of raising money, since he could sell them to people.

British nobility currently (in ascending order): baron, viscount, earl, marquess, duke. Then you have Royal dukes and princes, but that's limited to the family of the monarch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:46 AM (3Z6pZ)

788 Clerk of the Privy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (hnyqs)

789
A baronet is sort of in between noble and knight. It's not really noble, and they are addressed as "Sir" and "Dame", not Lord and Lady.

They are not part of the peerage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (NMAzL)

790 I think with Miklos, it's more the McMagyars.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

The Magyars came from Asia on horseback, conquering.

Haggis is scary. Even for freakin' Hungarians.

Posted by: McMagyar at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

791 > A baronetcy isn't noble rank, either, it's sort of a warrant officer position.
You're right. I was confused because it (like true peerages) is hereditary, while regular knighthoods are not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:48 AM (oQp6r)

792 Tatars. Another troublesome bunc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)

793 bunch

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)

794 > "The Earl and Lady Sandwich"


I saw a while back that the current Earl of Sandwich has lent his name to a chain of sandwich shops.

One can only figure that the hereditary moola has run out.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (oQp6r)

795 What's with all the royal shit?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)

796 Tatars. Another troublesome bunc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)
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Make damn good sauce, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (3Z6pZ)

797
Either case, either real action, or silence, with just an IG report or two to rub in the dissolution of the rule of law at the top.
Posted by: rhomboid

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Thanks for clarifying that. I was confusing investigations with reports.

I'm not liking what I'm reading about the Horowitz report. It appears to discuss issues, problems that could lead to problems, policies not followed, the potential for harm, systemic blah blah...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (imu5w)

798 As for myself, I am a Margrave. Peerage be damned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (XVuno)

799 What's with all the royal shit?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
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It started with the Groom of the Stool, if you can believe it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (3Z6pZ)

800 So mass shooters have access to a gun? How much did they pay for that study, anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (XVuno)

801 Well, I made a lowball bid on that crunched Suburban. Not that I need another one, but if I get it for my bid price, I could make money simply parting it out. Wheelbase of the 2011 is 130", and wheelbase of the '96 is 131.5", so a body swap is within the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (/sgva)

802 There was a debate!?!

I must've missed so many opportunities to sockpuppet!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 21, 2019 12:53 AM (tVQUs)

803 ...along came a Spider
and sat down beside her
and she blew the poor ****** away

Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)

804 You know what a mass shooter who doesn't have access to a gun is called?

A pissed off jerk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:55 AM (XVuno)

805
Sadly, looking at her picture, Dame Amelia Chilcott Fawcett does not make my rod purple. Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (NMAzL)

806 So mass shooters have access to a gun? How much did they pay for that study, anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (XVuno)

They always have access to a gun. Because they are on a mission. A madman on a mission can be very resourceful, which is why no gun control measure can ever prevent such crimes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (/sgva)

807 I have only known one member of the (minor) British hereditary peerage. Never liked being called "Sir Peter", which I did, because Miklos.

Excellent fellow. Liked fast cars and pretty women.

Even let me drive some (the cars).

He became famous because of his ex-wife. Personally, I think he escaped just in time:

https://tinyurl.com/wbxepw4

Posted by: McMiklos of the Clan McCullough as it be at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

808 799 What's with all the royal shit?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
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It started with the Groom of the Stool, if you can believe it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (3Z6pZ)

Oh, I believe it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (NWiLs)

809 Following lengthy discussions with Charles, who is touring New Zealand, the Queen summoned Andrew to Buckingham Palace and told him to step down.

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What did they demote him to? Corporal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)

810 As for myself, I am a Margrave. Peerage be damned.
Posted by: Cicero

For a Cicero, I would figure Procurator of Trans- or Cisalpine Gaul (depending on how you identify).

Posted by: McMiklosius Pannonicus at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

811 >> What did they demote him to? Corporal?

Lizzie "relieved" him of his "royal duties" for the "foreseeable future".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (NMAzL)

812 Vice - Prince.
Of the Garter

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (w7KSn)

813 He became famous because of his ex-wife. Personally, I think he escaped just in time:

https://tinyurl.com/wbxepw4
Posted by: McMiklos of the Clan McCullough as it be at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

Coulda been the next John Bobbitt. A fortunate escape indeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (/sgva)

814 *reads Paul Mirengoff's latest post on Trump and Ukraine*

For a lawyer he really turns into a drooling idiot when it comes to Trump. After writing paragraphs on how no harm came to Ukraine he still thinks Trump acted incorrectly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (Dp5C+)

815 For a Cicero, I would figure Procurator of Trans- or Cisalpine Gaul (depending on how you identify).
Posted by: McMiklosius Pannonicus at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

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Nope. The Cimbri ruined those titles for everyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (XVuno)

816
It was getting pretty bad for the royals and Lizzie had to do something. Hell, the Daily Mail and others were starting to do articles like, "Just who the hell foots the bill for this royal twit, anyway".

It was a long list of the ridiculous expense for keeping Randy Andy up in the style to which he was accustomed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)

817 ..
What did they demote him to? Corporal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)



Groom of the Stool.

What, you think this entire thread hasn't been instructive?

Because I think it has been highly instructive.

But Morons don't let Morons have Prince Andrew wipe their ass under any circumstances, regardless.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

818 817 ..
What did they demote him to? Corporal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)


Groom of the Stool.


Craporal

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 01:07 AM (NWiLs)

819 I call BS on the 7 hour return the keys story.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 21, 2019 01:07 AM (2DOZq)

820 It was a long list of the ridiculous expense for keeping Randy Andy up in the style to which he was accustomed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)

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Those Royal arses don't wipe themselves, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:08 AM (XVuno)

821 the prince has to be relieved of his doody before the Groom of the Stool can do his job

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 01:10 AM (ykYG2)

822 Blonde M., there's no serious or informed person who doesn't find the earlier big IG report anything but a conclusive indictment of both the IG and DOJ. Massive, prolonged, deliberate violations of the Espionage Act, with evidence of foreign exploitation. At the top of one of the national security cabinet agencies. No indictments. Just kind of magical - historic crime wave, but no humans actually criminally liable.


Maybe for minor matters, an IG is able to deliver serious work. But the report mentioned above - leaving aside the absurd IC IG performance recently - makes the whole concept look farcical. [and WTF with allowing targets to comment/push back in review? They get interviewed, they have their say - we allegedly pay the IGs to develop judgements and themes and recommendations, why do the potential perps get any second bite at the apple? Ridiculous]

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:10 AM (QDnY+)

823 The Democratic Party

We're everything we say you are.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 21, 2019 01:11 AM (ZuGkg)

824 Those Royal arses don't wipe themselves, you know.
Posted by: Cicero

Open borders and left hands only.

Posted by: Charles, heir ergo inbred at November 21, 2019 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

825 Am I wrong in assuming being relieved of royal duties consists of being shuttered from public view but continuing to live a royal lifestyle on the public dime?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:12 AM (H5knJ)

826 825 Am I wrong in assuming being relieved of royal duties consists of being shuttered from public view but continuing to live a royal lifestyle on the public dime?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:12 AM (H5knJ)

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To be fair, the prince doesn't have the vocational talent needed to make sandwiches at Subway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (XVuno)

827 Hey Miklos! I was wondering if you could give me any advice for making turnip greens. When searching for a "Cracker Barrel" type recipe with the meat in it, I kept finding this: 2 large bunches of turnip greens with roots attached (about 10 lbs) and 1 3/4 lbs ham hocks. But someone else said that Cracker Barrel uses country ham.
I have 10 oz of sliced country ham that Publius' mom gave me. I plan to use frozen chopped turnip greens. How much would you advise? Should I julienne the ham and just let it simmer 30-40 minutes with the turnips?
I also have ham hocks in the freezer, which the lady at the butcher gave my brother when I sent him for beef marrow bones. I guess she isn't much of a meat expert.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)

828 >> Am I wrong in assuming being relieved of royal duties consists of being shuttered from public view but continuing to live a royal lifestyle on the public dime?

You are correct, sir. There's some talk of "greatly reducing" Randy Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will lose their jobs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)

829 Up-and-coming young lawyer/single mother Alexandra Adams (known as Sandy to her friends) get burned out after losing a case where an evil greeting card company plagiarizes the insipid verses of a kindly old lady, leaving her penniless and eating cat food to survive.

Sandy accepts a position in a law firm in a small mountain town, which is run by Grant Sommers. The town is in a severe depression due to the local mine having laid off nearly all its employees some years ago, leaving only a skeleton staff.


Grant is a major dick, causing poor Sandy to wonder if she made a mistake by leaving the big city.
Then she happens to see Grant picking up his cute but autistic son Timmy from his hell-spawned ex-wife, Heather, and melts as she sees the intense love between father and son.
While doing billing, she finds out that Grant is spending virtually all of his money to not only keep Timmy in an expensive private academy, but is also picking up the tab for the children of the laid-off miners in town, also including her own special-needs (but again, terminally cute) daughter Sally.
Now she understands why Grant is so driven, and, from several nasty run-ins with Heather in local businesses, she understands why Grant is unable to trust women and may never be able to Love Again.
Then Grant and Sandy get snowed in at the office, with no power, and only a gallon of high-test eggnog and a stack of legal briefs to burn in the fireplace to keep them warm.
Cut to next morning (this is a Hallmark movie, no actual sex shown on screen).
Grant is now a completely different character. He's laughing and smiling again.


(insert subplot here where Heather and Grant threaten to get back together for the sake of Timmy, and Sandy alternates between trying to sabotage the reconciliation and feeling guilty for trying to keep Timmy from having an intact home).
Enter Rod Brockman, the suave, widowed father of five and CEO of a transnational mining firm. All fear that he has come to close down the town's mine permanently, eliminating the last few jobs that remain.
Instead, he announces that the town's mine will be reopening and expanding, not closing, meaning that the locals will all have high-paying jobs for Christmas. He issues large bonus checks to the laid-off miners.

Rod sweeps Heather off her feet, causing her to transform from Terminator Bitch to Olivia Walton, and Rod Heather and Grant Sandy get together with the other townspeople in front of the giant fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other, while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size of a sequoia.
Roll credits.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)

830 There's some talk of "greatly reducing" Randy
Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will
lose their jobs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)

I guess the underage ones won't be handling him, anyway.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:16 AM (NMAzL)

831 Am I wrong in assuming being relieved of royal duties consists of being shuttered from public view but continuing to live a royal lifestyle on the public dime?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

The Royal Family are independently wealthy, but thier "official" expenses are paid by Her majesty's tax-funded Exchequer.

Interestingly, Queen Liz ceased as Britain's wealthiest person, or woman long ago.

J.K. Rowling has been considered much wealthier than the Queen for a good ten years now.

Posted by: Miklos, Noter of Things at November 21, 2019 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

832 Prince Andrew can now retire to a less public life but still be a drain on the Royal Purse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:17 AM (Dp5C+)

833 Mirengoff is the encyclopedia entry for clueless Beltway "conservative". Like so many who insist on beclowning themselves publicly, he knows very little outside whatever dull specialty of law is his area.


But note the GOP and even the WH have refused to state the obvious - that the alleged [but apparently untrue] presidential behavior was absolutely appropriate and within his authority and discretion. This WH has already overseen a large deterioration of vital and legit executive power [deferring to truly absurd court vandalism, even in the national security area] - now it looks set to allow an even worse bit of sabotage, even as it "wins" the fake impeachment right, easily.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:18 AM (QDnY+)

834 There's some talk of "greatly reducing" Randy
Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will
lose their jobs.

Posted by: publius

Is this entirely "plays" on "words"?

Posted by: Miklos, slow sometimes at November 21, 2019 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

835 Maybe they will appoint a Royal Nanny for Andy to keep him out of further trouble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (Dp5C+)

836 with the other townspeople in front of the giant
fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other,
while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size
of a sequoia.
Roll credits.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)

And this is why I love Hallmark.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (NMAzL)

837 Well, time for me to call it a night. Getting sleepy out.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (/sgva)

838 ..


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)




You have always been a Moron in Good Standing.

Honorable, even.

So, you have the choice:

[ ] Firing Squad

[ ] Helicopter Ride

[ ] Bunga Bunga


Choose...wisely.


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

839 jeebus, "impeachment fight", of course

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:21 AM (QDnY+)

840 36 with the other townspeople in front of the giant
fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other,
while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size
of a sequoia.
Roll credits.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)

And this is why I love Hallmark.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (NMAzL)

--------

The entire plot of The Rise of Skywalker, spoilers and all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:22 AM (XVuno)

841 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)

And this is why I love Hallmark.
Posted by: Miley

Sorry.

No orphans, no dice.

I mean Guatemalan orphans like Chief Justice Roberts got.

Posted by: Miklos, non-Executive Producer at November 21, 2019 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

842 I started to write one of these Hallmark movie summaries. It began "A door-to-door nipple salesman . . ." and then it hit me that I might not be in touch with the Hallmark demo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:24 AM (H5knJ)

843 Change that to 'nipple cream' and Playboy will option it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:25 AM (Dp5C+)

844 ..I started to write one of these Hallmark movie summaries. It began "A door-to-door nipple salesman . . ." and then it hit me that I might not be in touch with the Hallmark demo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:24 AM (H5knJ)



Old fashioned screw cap bottle nipples roll down neatly atop an ordinary 12 bottle of your favorite beer.

And you're not selling these to Morons for WHY?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

845 Zero six hunnerd alarm in the futhermucking ayemm.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

846 Change that to 'nipple cream' and Playboy will option it.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Oh child.

It's not your father's Playboy.

Posted by: Miklos, they are effectively woke and broke at November 21, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

847 Welp, the whole DMV in Louisiana is getting an extra 3 day holiday this week, as they shut their computer system down to deal with a bad case of Democrat Gubner and a ransomware attack, but mostly ransomware.

I wonder if the IT weenie in charge of system security is going to explore new possibilities like #LearnToJournalize? Nah, he/she is probably unfireable.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2019 01:31 AM (Z4rgH)

848 > [ ] Bunga Bunga

No bunga bunga for me. I'm not a Democratic presidential candidate.
Early morning for me tomorrow also. Good night, everyone.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:31 AM (oQp6r)

849 Pretty good time!
Posted by: DBCooper

Dude!! I can smell the testosterone from here. You'll remember this when you're 29

Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 21, 2019 01:31 AM (+5iMQ)

850 Miklos, did you see my 827 to you?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:32 AM (NMAzL)

851 Loudly let the trumpet bray!

Tantantara!

Proudly bang the sounding brasses!

Tzing! Boom!

As upon its lordly way

This unique procession passes,

Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!

Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes!

Bow, bow, ye tradesmen, bow, ye masses!

Blow the trumpets, bang the brasses!

Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!

We are peers of highest station,

Paragons of legislation,

Pillars of the British nation!

Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:35 AM (3Z6pZ)

They'll blow their floofloovers, they'll bang their tartookas
They'll blow their whohoopers, they'll bang their gardookas
They'll spin their trumtookas, they'll slam their slooslunkas
They'll beat their blumbloopas, they'll wham their whowonkas
And they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay
a roller skate type of lacrosse and croquet
and then they'll make ear splitting noises galooks
on their great big electro whocardio schnooks

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2019 01:35 AM (9Om/r)

852 Miklos, did you see my 827 to you?
Posted by: Miley

I did now!

Ask your man. He appears both knowledgeable and trustworthy.

I wouldn't use good country ham as seasoning. It works well, but normally we cook and eat that separate.

Frozen greens will not have the stems. The amount of fatback or ham hocks seems excessive *depending on the amount of bone and fat in those hocks-normally they are the forehocks (small) not the big meaty hindhocks*

Start a base with whatever seasoned pork you have. Sacrifice good cured, aged country ham if you must. Put the frozen greens in after a good two hours, without much extra liquid.

The greens will be done within a half hour. You will have to pull the meat off the hocks your own self, because the frozen greens will cook fast.

Posted by: Miklos, better than Cracker Barrel at November 21, 2019 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

853
Her man don't know much about fixin' turnip greens with the ham(hocks). The way greens were done on both sides of my family was simply with fatback.

Miley loves the Cracker Barrel style greens and wants to duplicate them as best as possible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:51 AM (NMAzL)

854 I don't think Publius has ever made ham hock greens. What do you mean by "seasoned" pork? The ones I have are about 1/2 pound per bone. Maybe front hocks, since they aren't all that big (I'm no expert).

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:53 AM (NMAzL)

855 Use fatback, or you can get country ham trimmings for the price of fatback at Food Lion (you must have a Food Lion).


Seasoned means cured pork or pork fat. Which they now say is healthy again. But is means is is salted, maybe smoked, but salted. So add no salt until about done.

Your main question is using frozen greens. They cook a lot faster than fresh.

Vinegar on the greens is normal amongst my people.


Posted by: Miklos, apparently the Leader of all Noble Hungarian Carolina Rednecks at November 21, 2019 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

856 am i the only one who finds country ham to way to salty to eat?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 02:13 AM (HbNSs)

857 am i the only one who finds country ham to way to salty to eat?
Posted by: redc1c4

Put it in a skillet with some water. As the water cooks away, it takes out some salt.

Posted by: Miklos, who has killed, butchered, cured, and smoked porkers on two continents at November 21, 2019 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

858
You can add Miley in the too-salty camp as well. That is one big difference in our tastes. I like things way too salty for her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 02:16 AM (f1Vqw)

859 I love the pepper sauce vinegar on them.
No, Heartless - I can't eat salty stuff like country ham, either..

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:20 AM (NMAzL)

860 You can add Miley in the too-salty camp as well. That is one big difference in our tastes. I like things way too salty for her.
Posted by: publius

Well, the other thing about doing the country ham in some water first is that is less chewy. Less salty and not as tough, because a country ham can hang for a year before it's considered ready.

Posted by: Miklos, like tits on a boar hog at November 21, 2019 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

861 To be fair, the prince doesn't have the vocational talent needed to make sandwiches at Subway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (XVuno)

Wasn't Andy a helo pilot during the Falklands war?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2019 02:21 AM (qyH+l)

862 The Hallmark production of Run Silent, Run Deep. That was a TRIP!

Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 02:21 AM (RuIsu)

863 There's a Food Lion around her somewhere. I'll be on the lookout for trimmings. Thanks Miklos!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:23 AM (NMAzL)

864
We've got a pack of country ham in the fridge here. What we decided to do is use that (as much as seems enough) in the pot of greens and just see how that comes out. We'll cut it up in little chunks. If any is left over, I'll just fry it up for myself and maybe the folks.

Re the toughness and saltiness -- that's one of the things I like about it.

We'll see how letting it boil with the greens affects that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 02:24 AM (f1Vqw)

865 Wasn't Andy a helo pilot during the Falklands war?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2019 02:21 AM (qyH+l)

That's why he can't sweat anymore, he said.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:25 AM (NMAzL)

866 >>>Wasn't Andy a helo pilot during the Falklands war?

A pedo pilot. Or a polo pony.`

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:29 AM (NMAzL)

867 There's a Food Lion around her somewhere. I'll be on the lookout for trimmings. Thanks Miklos!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Excellent.

However, I must inform you that Cracker Barrel has a corporate recipe, and they kinda cheat.

https://www.colgin.com/

I use it too, though, so it ain't really cheating.

Posted by: Miklos, third shift sous-chef at November 21, 2019 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)

868 I used to use Liquid Smoke. Which variety would you recommend?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:43 AM (NMAzL)

869 The greatest ham by far imo is the Jamon Iberico de Bellota from
Spain. It is long aged as well but you don't have to mess with it. You
only need some thin slices with bread, nuts, and my favorite, sherry.
It is very expensive but you only need a handful of slices to appreciate
it. There really is nothing better.

As
for American Country Ham. It is like Miklos says. Soak it in water
first to get some of the salt out. It is a delicacy too. I am not able
to offer much advice on the product but I know it is really good
stuff. Certainly use it with greens.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 02:48 AM (n13/j)

870 i like salty foods, but the country ham we got once when i was young and had a future was just WAY too salty...

of course, my less than beloved mother was, is, and always will be a shitty cook, so that might have been part of it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 02:49 AM (HbNSs)

871 i think of country ham more as a garnish than a main course. I know a few slices with biscuits is pretty standard though. At some point you either like the salt or you don't. That is why God made Honeybaked.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 02:51 AM (n13/j)

872 just as when you brine a meat you put it in a salt water bath with a higher sodium content than the meat. That lets the meat bring in the sodium to achieve balance. If you put a salty meat in plain water, the meat will left off its salt to achieve a balance. Not much technical jargon here but that is how it works.

i am sure you can find tips online for serving a country ham.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:00 AM (n13/j)

873 i am probably talking to myself at this point but that is ok. after a quick check, you can thinly slice the country hams and treat them like Iberico too. Makes sense as they are basically the same thing with a few exceptions. The Iberico pigs are a particular breed and feast mainly on acorns. Supposedly that makes them healthier. I buy that because it is so good, they sold me.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:08 AM (n13/j)

874 I used to use Liquid Smoke. Which variety would you recommend?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

They are about the same. Colgin is good, so is Levi Stubbs.


Now I have to think about Turnip/Collard greens, country ham, and somehow work in one of them fancy Dartmouth terminologies.

*pours one and waits for inspiration*

Posted by: Miklos, third shift Waffle House sous-chef at November 21, 2019 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

875 we got the ham in question when either Nixon, Ford, or maybe Carter was POTUS, and Al Gore hadn't invented the internet yet, so there weren't many ways to get advice.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:12 AM (HbNSs)

876 >>Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath

Put down the Bong.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM
--------------
Thank you. I just don't get the love. Meh, chalk it up to taste I guess.
Meanwhile, I'll just enjoy some fine Sabbath/Never Say Die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-hNMqmKK0


Posted by: Passing Commenter at November 21, 2019 03:15 AM (MouFt)

877 does anyone have a favorite source/brand for such hams?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:24 AM (HbNSs)

878 also, if you buy the country bacon from the same sort of place, do you need to soak it too?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:25 AM (HbNSs)

879 we got the ham in question when either Nixon, Ford, or maybe Carter was POTUS, and Al Gore hadn't invented the internet yet, so there weren't many ways to get advice.
Posted by: redc1c4

The Old Folks consider a good country ham (only for family and friends) to be between 3 and 5 years old.

Once cured and smoked, they really never go bad.

I worked with Spanish pork producers, the question is how long to keep the inventory to achieve an accepted target, while keeping the cash flow.

Posted by: Miklos, who likes Barcelona and environs at November 21, 2019 03:26 AM (QzkSJ)

880 Should I brine my turkey this year? Wondering.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 03:29 AM (NMAzL)

881 So what are the deranged going to do when they wake up in the morning and realize that Trump is still President?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 21, 2019 03:30 AM (nkSdy)

882 does anyone have a favorite source/brand for such hams?
Posted by: redc1c4

The last man who kept the family tradition was my uncle John. I was happy to help.

https://tinyurl.com/rmxa9jv

The smokehouse is still there, but the family sold it.


Posted by: Miklos, yep at November 21, 2019 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)

883 Should I brine my turkey this year? Wondering.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Yes. Turkey in particular benefits from a wet brine.

*Now imagines 430 HP Publius turkey jet fryer*

Posted by: Miklos, keep the chirrens away at November 21, 2019 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)

884 Should I brine my turkey this year? Wondering.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 03:29 AM (NMAzL)

with not much info, I am going to say yes. Brining will make it juicier and give you more leeway on the final temperature. The drawback is you normally can't stuff a brined bird.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:34 AM (n13/j)

885 Bird's gonna be spatchcocked, so stuffing it isn't an issue.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 03:36 AM (NMAzL)

886 The drawback is you normally can't stuff a brined bird.
Posted by: Quint

Who tole you dat?

Posted by: Boy don't know nothin' 'bout stuffin' no turkeys at November 21, 2019 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

887
also, if you buy the country bacon from the same sort of place, do you need to soak it too?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:25 AM (HbNSs)

don't go by me, but I would try it without that. Bacon is pretty salty already.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:38 AM (n13/j)

888 I'll need to buy a plastic tub to brine in, that will fit the turkey and fit in the fridge.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 03:38 AM (NMAzL)

889 Bird's gonna be spatchcocked, so stuffing it isn't an issue.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


*vaguely recalls the pre-Publius Miley*

Posted by: Stop with all the Sex Talk, child! at November 21, 2019 03:39 AM (QzkSJ)

890 The drawback is you normally can't stuff a brined bird.

Posted by: Quint



Who tole you dat?

Posted by: Boy don't know nothin' 'bout stuffin' no turkeys at November 21, 2019 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

it is an old wives tale. Some say the stuffing will be too salty. But others disagree. That is why i said "normally", it was a hedge.

I know a bit about cooking. I am sure others are better though. The advice is free so you get what you are paying for.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:41 AM (n13/j)

891 I'll need to buy a plastic tub to brine in, that will fit the turkey and fit in the fridge.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Traditionally, use Grandpa's bathtub, the one they made the gin in, that that kept this house in the family, back in 1920 something.

Posted by: Old Man Miklos at November 21, 2019 03:42 AM (QzkSJ)

892 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. When Ace entitled the previous post:

Democrats' Mass Debate

was he making a play on words? I mean, if you WANTED your readers to sound out "masturbate" phonetically, you couldn't do much better than "mass debate."

Posted by: m at November 21, 2019 03:42 AM (7juvc)

893 too many chefs here I think. I am out.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:43 AM (n13/j)

894 I know a bit about cooking. I am sure others are better though. The advice is free so you get what you are paying for.
Posted by: Quint

A Buffalo wing nickel to your GoFundMe.

Posted by: Miklos, value conscious at November 21, 2019 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)

895 i've never brined a turkey, but, when we do one here, i inject the bird several days ahead of time with a savory fruit juice, flavorings and spice concoction, then cook it beer butt style on my WSSM, with a couple fatties on top to baste the outside.

bird is done in just 3-4 hours, at ~225F using a 12-14 pound bird (the smallest we can find)

juicy as all get out.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:48 AM (HbNSs)

896 when we do one here, i inject the bird several days ahead of time with a savory fruit juice, flavorings and spice concoction, then cook it beer butt style on my WSSM, with a couple fatties on top to baste the outside.

bird is done in just 3-4 hours, at ~225F using a 12-14 pound bird (the smallest we can find)

juicy as all get out.


Mayor

Posted by: Miklos, value conscious at November 21, 2019 03:59 AM (QzkSJ)

897 when we do one here, i inject the bird several days ahead of time with a savory fruit juice, flavorings and spice concoction, then cook it beer butt style on my WSSM, with a couple fatties on top to baste the outside.

bird is done in just 3-4 hours, at ~225F using a 12-14 pound bird (the smallest we can find)

juicy as all get out.

So.

Mayor Pete is is then.

Posted by: Miklos, inclusive and diverse at November 21, 2019 04:00 AM (QzkSJ)

898 That's why he can't sweat anymore, he said.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Apparently, he can't shit anymore either, because he's full of it.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 04:01 AM (arJlL)

899 Found It!

these are the same folks we ordered the ham from, back when i was young and had a future...

https://www.smokehouse.com/ham/attic-aged-ham.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 04:02 AM (HbNSs)

900 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 04:03 AM (arJlL)

901 suggestions here:

https://www.southernliving.com/holidays-occasions/best-ham-to-buy

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 04:04 AM (HbNSs)

902 and naow i'm fing hongry!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 04:04 AM (HbNSs)

903 Wow barn burner last night I see

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)

904 and now we're talking smokehouse hams...

gotta love Teh Horde Mind

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 04:10 AM (HbNSs)

905 I"ll never get through this many comments!
Reader's Digest version, please?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:11 AM (6NTwP)

906 1k or bust!

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 04:17 AM (4X5xS)

907 Reader's Digest version, please?

Hillary is nacho prezzy and.......

Trump IS !

Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 04:17 AM (arJlL)

908 Only time I do get through all the comments is if I take my tablet off line and then being stored get through them.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:20 AM (ZCEU2)

909 Mornin', JT. Thank God for that!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:21 AM (6NTwP)

910 Ohhhhh, there was a debate between the Socialists last night, had no idea.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)

911 So far only thing I saw from that was its a right to have a abortion and ev eff y Democrat is in on it, every

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:33 AM (ZCEU2)

912 Dentist checkup for me after work.i hate going for any reason.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:37 AM (ZCEU2)

913
Hey there!

And FYI, Avalanche Sharks!>Promethus.
Srsly.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:41 AM (u2Iod)

914 Made stove top oatmeal with dried cherries

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)

915 Mornin', Horde!

We've brined our turkey in the past. Put it in a Home Depot bucket, and left it on the front porch (it generally is cold enough here to do that). Bird cooks up wonderfully, and requires little basting.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2019 04:43 AM (CAJOC)

916 My dentist died several years back. Haven't yet found another that i like

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:44 AM (6NTwP)

917
And here we are, slouching toward 1000.
If anybody finds a really good flame war up above, point it out for the rest of us, eh.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:45 AM (u2Iod)

918 Ok, maybe I'm odd, but I like making turkey in a roasting pan in the oven. Basting and all. Don't mess with perfection?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:45 AM (6NTwP)

919
918 Ok, maybe I'm odd,

You are. Well, that's what Skip told me.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:49 AM (u2Iod)

920
INSERT SMILEY

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:49 AM (u2Iod)

921 Gooshy, hah!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:50 AM (6NTwP)

922
Me, I like a big ol turkey drumstick, fried, roasted, I don't care. Big scoop of dressing and I'm good.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:54 AM (u2Iod)

923 Don't forget the Mashed Potatoes and Homemade Gravy.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:56 AM (6NTwP)

924
Of course! And cranberry sauce.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:58 AM (u2Iod)

925 I actually go to the son of my original dentist, been going to that office around 53 years. Kinda wows the assistants telling them that.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)

926 That's pretty cool, Skip

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 05:04 AM (6NTwP)

927 Coffee's poured into my to-go mug, so heading out, late as usual


Have a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 05:06 AM (6NTwP)

928 Hoping to stay at this close to home job. I say after 30 some years what I do in a day hardly matters so the only big difference is getting there and getting home, 25 Minutes beats 1 hr.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:16 AM (ZCEU2)

929
Commuting sucks.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:18 AM (u2Iod)

930 come on people, you can do better!

i'm out Fing off on weird links, and you can't poast MOAR than this?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:19 AM (HbNSs)

931
Heh. Air Force and Navy here, holding up our end!

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:22 AM (u2Iod)

932 Commuting sucks.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:18 AM (u2Iod)

---
and i'll bet you don't even live in Lost Angels, #Failifornia.

herself leaves every day before 0600, gets to w*rk at 0700, which starts at 0800, and it;s a fing miracle if she's out by 1730.

yeah, she usually gets home 1900ish, and in a mood.

thank Kerist for ethanol.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:22 AM (HbNSs)

933 I have been doing my part.

Actually this year have been damn lucky all in all traveling to work.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)

934
I was in LA my senior year of high school, dive trip to the Channel Islands. You could see what you were breathing. Not at all like Lake Havasu. No traffic lights!

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:28 AM (u2Iod)

935
On the other hand, every Memorial Day, Cali traffic came to us! I have never since seen more ski boats and trailers in one spot.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:31 AM (u2Iod)

936 My dentist died several years back. Haven't yet found another that i like
Posted by: My life is insanity

If ya weren't such a nice lady, I'd make a joke about bad breath.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:34 AM (arJlL)

937 I'm out, and better find this thread over 1K when I get home.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:36 AM (ZCEU2)

938
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 05:39 AM (7rVsF)

939 It's always a good time for earth porn:

https://earthporn.org/


Dumb name, nice non porny site

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:41 AM (WI7YS)

940 wow I guess I have not been following sports too much. The Houston Astros are basically being called the biggest crooks in sports history. I knew it was bad when they lost the World Series, but now it is the worst month a team has ever seen. I didn't even know about this until tonight.
I went from Nats to Astros during the series because the Nat's fans were so obnoxious to the president. But now I am glad the Astros lost. Some people are even talking about stripping them of their 2017 World Series. It won't happen, but it is being discussed on sports radio. And now it comes out that they are the most hated team i baseball. I didn't know that either. I always liked the old school Astros like Nolan Ryan.

Anyway, this is the first I have heard of this The Astros have been proven to be cheats and now the only issue is how big a punishment will be allowed by the players unions. I guess i picked the wrong week to start routing for Houston again, and to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:42 AM (n13/j)

941
Ok, let's get cracking! I can SMELL 1000 posts!

Did I mention Avalanche Sharks! is a real movie?

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:45 AM (u2Iod)

942 It's always a good time for earth porn:



https://earthporn.org/





Dumb name, nice non porny site



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:41 AM (WI7YS)

nice pics, horrible name. At least they didnt' claim their super duper picture was because of some hack.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:47 AM (n13/j)

943 Until I get "read on" at my new shiny job, I will be a daywalker. Mon-Fri 8-4:30, weekends and holidays off. How do you people do it? I'm tired already and my day hasn't even started.

(I've worked straight mids for 14 years)

I'll go back on mids as soon as I get 'read on'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 05:47 AM (oLuwV)

944 Start spamming the posts..everybody checking with local weather

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 05:48 AM (4X5xS)

945 Ok, let's get cracking! I can SMELL 1000 posts!



Did I mention Avalanche Sharks! is a real movie?

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:45 AM (u2Iod)

that is why I will never wear safety gear on a mountain.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:48 AM (n13/j)

946 40 with rain and wind moving in this morning in WEST Siiide!, MI

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (4X5xS)

947 Indeed it is-an adorable black kitten picture. I wonder what it was looking at to get that expression?

https://tinyurl.com/wokhym2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (WI7YS)

948
"read on"?

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (u2Iod)

949 Dumb name, nice non porny site



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:41 AM (WI7YS)

---
iu was gonna ONT comment on this, until i looked at who poasted it...

carry on young lady, and my your pregnancy be trouble free!


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (HbNSs)

950
that is why I will never wear safety gear on a mountain.

LOL

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:52 AM (u2Iod)

951 The posts have to be legit for it to really count. I have talked about Turkey, ham, and baseball. You just have to dig deep.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:52 AM (n13/j)

952 may your....

st00pid fingers

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:52 AM (HbNSs)

953 The posts have to be legit for it to really count. I have talked about Turkey, ham, and baseball. You just have to dig deep.


Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:52 AM (n13/j)

---
yer new to the ONT, ain't ya?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:53 AM (HbNSs)

954 Ok, let's get cracking! I can SMELL 1000 posts!

That's that Swallwell guy !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:53 AM (arJlL)

955 ya

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:53 AM (n13/j)

956
I'm not taking a swing at "illegitimate". Too easy.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:54 AM (u2Iod)

957 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:55 AM (WFe5M)

958 948: Fancy way to say 'access' in a government facility.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 05:56 AM (oLuwV)

959 Checking in from work. Still not 1000?

>> 40 with rain and wind moving in this morning in WEST Siiide!, MI
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (4X5xS)

41 here, also with rain. Glad it's not snow.

I used to live in Grand Rapids. How West are you?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 05:57 AM (fInJv)

960 From the meme make, Carpe Donktem (sp)

BREAKING: Hunter Biden's baby offered a position on the board of Burisma contingent on the outcome of 2020 election.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:58 AM (WI7YS)

961 Avalanche Sharks is on Youtube. Now this will be productive time I am sure.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:59 AM (n13/j)

962 I take that back.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:00 AM (n13/j)

963
Thanks, Puddleglum. Reference to in-briefing?

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:00 AM (u2Iod)

964 Ok, let's get cracking! I can SMELL 1000 posts!

Posted by: JT



We were at 600 by 10:30 Central last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:01 AM (WFe5M)

965 Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (HbNSs)

Be kind, young man. Don't wish me miraculously pregnant at my age. It's difficult enough raising a teen at this age. I wouldn't survive raising an infant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:01 AM (WI7YS)

966 If Biden wins we will likely be able to purchase THE Ukraine. It will be like Trump and Greenland but THE Ukraine is nicer and would probably go for it.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:02 AM (n13/j)

967
Salty should be checking in soon. He's a morning guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:02 AM (7rVsF)

968
Quint, it's a Sy Fy original! What could possibly go wrong?

I do suggest consuming adult beverages. It's mst3k worthy if you've got a buzz.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:03 AM (u2Iod)

969
THE Ukraine is nicer and would probably go for it.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:02 AM (n13/j)


Ukrainian waifs >>>> Eskimo wimmen

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:04 AM (7rVsF)

970 I got that going on. And it is getting better.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:05 AM (n13/j)

971 Be kind, young man.
Don't wish me miraculously pregnant at my age. It's difficult enough
raising a teen at this age. I wouldn't survive raising an infant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:01 AM (WI7YS)

---
yer so *cute* when you are being a tease....

stop it!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 06:06 AM (HbNSs)

972 Anyway, this is the first I have heard of this The Astros have been proven to be cheats and now the only issue is how big a punishment will be allowed by the players unions. I guess i picked the wrong week to start routing for Houston again, and to stop sniffing glue.
Posted by: Quint

That stuff's been goin' on FOREVER : scuffing baseballs, corking bats, stealing signs; nothin' new under the sun.

Don't know why its such a scandal now, though.

To me, it illustrates what a worthless POS the Commissioner is.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:06 AM (arJlL)

973
Ukrainian waifs

Milla Jovavich. And personifies the American dream. Nice lady, I hear.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:07 AM (u2Iod)

974
With the brand-new shiny job, I have to get up at 0430 to 1) have some morning time for me, 2) take care of the dogs and 3) put up with a 20 mile drive through construction which bids fair never to be finished.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:08 AM (7rVsF)

975 not new, but some may have missed it:

what it the difference between #Failifornia and the RMS Titanic?

then the Titanic went under it still had electricity and wasn't on fire.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 06:08 AM (HbNSs)

976 Ok, let's get cracking! I can SMELL 1000 posts!

Posted by: JT



We were at 600 by 10:30 Central last night.
Posted by: rickb223

So, you're saying that we're underachievers ?

How DARE you !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:08 AM (arJlL)

977 Anyway, this is the first I have heard of this The Astros have been proven to be cheats and now


the only issue is how big a punishment will be allowed by the players unions.




Where can I get this decision making power over how much punishment I can be given?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:10 AM (WFe5M)

978 Anyway, this is the first I have heard of this The
Astros have been proven to be cheats and now the only issue is how big a
punishment will be allowed by the players unions. I guess i picked the
wrong week to start routing for Houston again, and to stop sniffing
glue.

Posted by: Quint



That stuff's been goin' on FOREVER : scuffing baseballs, corking bats, stealing signs; nothin' new under the sun.



Don't know why its such a scandal now, though.



To me, it illustrates what a worthless POS the Commissioner is.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:06 AM (arJlL)

This was the first I have heard of it. I agree there was always some shenanigans but they say this is different, it was team wide and policy. I do know about corked bats. I remember Billy Hatcher's bat exploding and cork going everywhere. That was in the 80s or early 90s. Who did he play for again> Oh yeah, it was the Astros.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:11 AM (n13/j)

979 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u82oZ)

980
Can you imagine the pitch meeting for Avalanche Sharks?

"See, it's spring break at a ski resort when out of nowhere these snow sharks"

"SOLD!!!!!!"

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u2Iod)

981
We'll get to 999 and J.J. will drop the bomb on us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:12 AM (7rVsF)

982 that was a bit of a shot and I used to be an Astros fan. But you are right, in team sports like this there are always people going for an edge. I am only reporting what I am seeing on sports talk today. The Astros have had a really bad, no good, rotten month.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:13 AM (n13/j)

983 not new, but some may have missed it:

what it the difference between #Failifornia and the RMS Titanic?

Posted by: redc1c4



Unlike Epstein, they hung themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:13 AM (WFe5M)

984 also, if you buy the country bacon from the same sort of place, do you need to soak it too?
Posted by: redc1c4

Soak it to start your red eye gravy for biscuits and ham

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2019 06:13 AM (bWOaD)

985 Can you imagine the pitch meeting for Avalanche Sharks?



"See, it's spring break at a ski resort when out of nowhere these snow sharks"



"SOLD!!!!!!"

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u2Iod)

you had me at snow sharks.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:13 AM (n13/j)

986 First! Boy, I are smart.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 21, 2019 06:14 AM (vGJY7)

987 And remember the Patriots "spycam" scandal ?

I read a piece back then that THAT was a widespread practice in the NFL and Bellichck knew that if he reported it to the NFL, it would get swept under the rug.

So he allowed himself to get blatantly caught doing it to bring attention the the practice and thus, an end.

His rep took a hit over it, but he did what he thought he had to do.

Makes one think......

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:14 AM (arJlL)

988 We'll get to 999 and J.J. will drop the bomb on us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



No he won't.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:15 AM (WFe5M)

989 We'll get to 999 and J.J. will drop the bomb on us.

NOT his Swallwell impression !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:15 AM (arJlL)

990
I really love that these goofy things can get made.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:16 AM (u2Iod)

991 We'll get to 999 and J.J. will drop the bomb on us.




No he won't. We won't let him!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:16 AM (WFe5M)

992
not new, but some may have missed it:



what it the difference between #Failifornia and the RMS Titanic?



Posted by: redc1c4

Titanic could only sink so far?

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (n13/j)

993 Now, since I have a sense of accomplishment, off to the gym for the inevitable disappointment. Damn the rosacea, imma have a coffee when I return. 51° in Ruskin.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (vGJY7)

994
Getting there... .

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (u2Iod)

995 "Aunt Jemima pancakes
without her syrup
is like a tranny
without his balls
There's only one thing worse
in this universe
Epstin didn't kill himself at all !"

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (arJlL)

996 I really love that these goofy things can get made.
Posted by: Gooshy


Sharknado 1 - 27
Piranha
Crocadilious
Anaconda

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (WFe5M)

997 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:08 AM (7rVsF)

I missed it, you got a new job? Awesome! Hopefully in your field.

Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 06:19 AM (+mbOC)

998
OK, here's another contribution to the AoSHQ ONT 4-Digit Comment Challenge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:19 AM (7rVsF)

999 !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:19 AM (arJlL)

1000 JJ had a link yesterday about the new book coming out about taking down the president, citing Nunes. Dude is walking the walk re: our lives, our fortunes and our Sacred Honor.

It'll git yer blood flowing...!

Morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Heirloominati at November 21, 2019 06:19 AM (+J//Q)

1001 Missed it by THAT much !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:20 AM (arJlL)

1002 When a full length movie can be made for $200k....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:20 AM (WFe5M)

1003 1000?

Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2019 06:21 AM (9HQoP)

1004 WooHoo!
Magic 1000 !!!
Off to play the lotto

Posted by: Heirloominati at November 21, 2019 06:21 AM (+J//Q)

1005 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)

1006 Makes one think......

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:14 AM (arJlL)

yeah, it is never just one team. They are going after the Astros as they have the goods and want to make an example out of them. The real issue is what can they actually do to punish them? It hurts the league either way. I don't expect too much really. What can they do other than ban a manager or something. ANd then he will say it was someone above him. And they are not likely to ban an owner. In the end it will likely be some fines and few draft picks. But they all want to get passed this I am sure.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:22 AM (n13/j)

1007 Good Morning Glories!

Have to remember to have a good attitude today. Some days are easier than others.

Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2019 06:23 AM (9HQoP)

1008 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

1009
Anaconda: Blood Orchid was hilarious.

I've yet to see a Sharknado.

And what can be said about Jaws 3d? Whatsername looked great in a wetsuit!

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:24 AM (u2Iod)

1010 When I first heard about Sharknado and there was so much buzz, I thought it was new and unique. I had no idea these things were on SYFY regularly and came out all the time. I guess sharknado had a famous thespian.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:25 AM (n13/j)

1011 ALH

We are still mobile and talkative in the most unique and revolutionary country. We can see beauty when we look inside, or when we peak in the shower. Today will be a winning day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

1012
I missed it, you got a new job? Awesome! Hopefully in your field.

Posted by: clutch


Thank you. If I could only take a job in my field I'd be unemployed. R&D in commodity chemicals is dead, murdered by MBA consultants. There are no longer full-time positions in doing what I had for the last 10 years, searching patents and scientific literature. No one wants anyone 63 years old.

So I applied for and got a job with a law firm here in town as a Technical Advisor, learning how to do patent writing. I hope to become a Patent Agent in 2020. It's the second time I've had to reinvent myself.

And while I'm learning, it's frustrating because I'm accustomed to turning out first-class work and while I learn how to draft applications, work with inventors, respond to office actions, etc. my work is inadequate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:26 AM (7rVsF)

1013 Good Morning!

The Sharknado movies are terrible, until you watch them on RiffTrax.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:26 AM (vd8XM)

1014 When I first heard about Sharknado and there was so much buzz, I thought it was new and unique. I had no idea these things were on SYFY regularly and came out all the time.

I guess sharknado had a famous thespian.
Posted by: Quint


I could care less about their sexual orientation. Just make the movie believable.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:27 AM (WFe5M)

1015 I am a bit of a curmudgeon on the serious movies. I only recognize one Jaws and one Rocky. There were a few other Rocky movies that were decent but still, none were like the original. When Paulie got a robot for Christmas, I checked out.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:27 AM (n13/j)

1016 I could care less about their sexual orientation. Just make the movie believable.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:27 AM (WFe5M)

ba doom ba!

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:28 AM (n13/j)

1017 Hadrian the Seventh

We all have to reinvent ourselves. I've had too. It's possible. The waste of human potential is immense, and part of our "elites" kink.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

1018 No one wants anyone 63 years old.

SIXTY THREE ?

You're just a kid !

You should try out for an NFL team !

I bet you could pass a drug test !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:29 AM (arJlL)

1019 if Sharknado wasn't realistic then Sharknado 2 was even less realistic.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:30 AM (n13/j)

1020
Believable?

BWHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:30 AM (u2Iod)

1021 R&D in commodity chemicals is dead,



That's certainly a static market. Very little in the way of new uses. Everyone is looking for the newest whiz-bang chemical, not the boring 100 year old+ stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:31 AM (WFe5M)

1022 Thank you NaCly. I needed to hear that.

Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2019 06:32 AM (9HQoP)

1023 Because of the helmet swinging incident in last weeks Cleveland game, the NFL is banning assault helmets at all games.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

1024 Looks like Prince Andrew will have more free time to spend with family.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)

1025 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

1026 During the debates last night, did anyone congratulate Joe Biden on being a grandfather again?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

1027 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:26 AM (7rVsF)

As my company's founder said, whether you think you can or think you cannot, you're right.
My guess is that you will like the job.

Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 06:34 AM (+mbOC)

1028 Looks like Prince Andrew will have more free time to spend with family.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

He's going to get fat eating all that "pizza"

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

1029 Because of the helmet swinging incident in last weeks Cleveland game, the NFL is banning assault helmets at all games.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

i thought they might ban Cleveland. But cooler heads prevailed. Assault helmets makes more sense.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:34 AM (n13/j)

1030 Looks like Prince Andrew will have more free time to spend with family.

Or somebody else's kids.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:36 AM (arJlL)

1031
Bruce, I've read that there are fewer serious injuries in rugby precisely because there's no protective gear.

Personally, I think the NFL should just go full on colander face mask. Give em bats first quarter. Knives second quarter, etc.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:36 AM (u2Iod)

1032 Personally, I think the NFL should just go full on colander face mask. Give em bats first quarter. Knives second quarter, etc.
Posted by: Gooshy

I like it!
Which ever team has the most left standing is the winner.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

1033 Over 1000 comments ONT. Why aren't you people, like, sleeping?

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 06:38 AM (8erNz)

1034 Bruce,
Andy is lucky to not be prosecuted for being a pedo.

Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 06:38 AM (+mbOC)

1035 "Bruce, I've read that there are fewer serious injuries in rugby precisely because there's no protective gear. "

This goes directly toward my understanding of the cause, and the ability to reduce automotive accidents.

1. Remove drivers airbag from steering wheel hub

2. Install 5 inch long steel spike in center of steering wheel, pointing toward drivers chest.

3. Driver remains focused on driving.

4. Automotive accident rates decline

5........

6. Profit!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

1036 Regarding Randy Andy who has an extensive history: pay attention to the age of consent in the locale where you are diddling. Okay, rotund old royals diddling teenagers may be unsavory everywhere, but it's not uniformly illegal.

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 06:43 AM (8erNz)

1037
Yeah, and after the NFL , somebody needs to make Rollerball a real thing.

Fun fact: the stuntmen in Rollerball developed a complete set of rules for the game, going way beyond what was needed for the film.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:43 AM (u2Iod)

1038 Have a wonderful day, everyone.

We are living in the most vibrant of days. Seek out some beauty, and bask in the luxury that is in it. And reach out to those of like minds, like here.
Here and there, you are a awesome bunch. Hugs are not out of place, except a bro hug. A nod of the head and a monosyllabic grunt works in that case.

Vibrant days means head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

1039
2. Install 5 inch long steel spike in center of steering wheel,

cut. jib.newsletter.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:45 AM (u2Iod)

1040 "somebody needs to make Rollerball a real thing. "

Real thing?

I remember as a kid, watching Roller Derby on black and white TV coming out of Philadelphia at my grandmother's house.

Women getting stomped in the face with a ten pound roller skate, and jumping up and getting back in the game.

You mean that wasn't real?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)

1041 G'mornin' everyone !

44 degrees and raining in the scenic Badger State !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 06:46 AM (JwHjN)

1042 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:47 AM (cqNba)

1043 This goes directly toward my understanding of the cause, and the ability to reduce automotive accidents.

1. Remove drivers airbag from steering wheel hub

2. Install 5 inch long steel spike in center of steering wheel, pointing toward drivers chest.

3. Driver remains focused on driving.

4. Automotive accident rates decline

5........

6. Profit!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Same with part time all wheel drive.
You will not be able to go off road, or drive any faster in a 6 inch snowfall. ya idiot

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

1044 Oh and on the UK sex pest situation - apparently now Alex Salmond (Foubding Fish of the SNP) is now in trouble...

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 06:47 AM (8erNz)

1045 It's ephebophilia, not pedophilia, when it's an attraction to adolescents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:48 AM (WI7YS)

1046 A nod of the head and a monosyllabic grunt works in that case.

Ungh.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:48 AM (arJlL)

1047 Bruce, I've read that there are fewer serious injuries in rugby precisely because there's no protective gear.

A rugby player's IQ is probably 20 - 30 points higher.

Plus, there is an after-match social function. You tend not to gratuitously injure someone you're going to be drinking with

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 06:50 AM (DMUuz)

1048
Sure, roller derby was way more real than pro wrestling, but I'm talking RollerBALL.
Rollerball is to roller derby like Thunderdome is to afternoon tea.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:50 AM (u2Iod)

1049 It's ephebophilia, not pedophilia, when it's an attraction to adolescents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:48 AM (WI7YS)
-----
Ephebephilia is late adolescence. Hebephilia is early adolescence.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 06:51 AM (3Z6pZ)

1050 Jonathan, Jonathan. I remember that movie from my yutes.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:51 AM (n13/j)

1051 Breakfast awaits.

Have a good one all!

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

1052 "Same with part time all wheel drive.
You will not be able to go off road, or drive any faster i....."

I see the advancement of all these driver assist devices as doing nothing except lulling the average mouth breather into believing that the ultimate responsibility for the operation of the vehicle will rest on the devices, and not the operator.

False sense of security, plus lower innate ability to make good decisions will lead to an uptick in accidents.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:53 AM (cqNba)

1053 First!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 06:54 AM (JUOKG)

1054 One nice thing about Wisconsin is that quite a lot of the population has experience of driving in snow, and remembers how to do it from year-to-year ... not 100%, there are still optimists, but a lot less carnage in the early winter.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 06:56 AM (JwHjN)

1055 You tend not to gratuitously injure someone you're going to be drinking with

This makes sense. Maybe we shoud do this.
Seriously. Winner hosts.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:56 AM (u2Iod)

1056 Some people have a general misunderstanding about pads in certain sports. They don't realize NFL pads make it more violent by a large factor. They don't understand that professional boxing gloves make the sport more violent than if they were bare knuckle.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:56 AM (n13/j)

1057 Very good speech by Donald Trump Jr. If you care to and have the time you can listen to it or read the transcript:

https://tinyurl.com/syy2pbz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:57 AM (WI7YS)

1058 I see the advancement of all these driver assist devices as doing nothing except lulling the average mouth breather into believing that the ultimate responsibility for the operation of the vehicle will rest on the devices, and not the operator.
-----
I was amazed at all the supprt tech in my BiL's new SUV. Now, he's an old-school driver like me. He uses them to supplement, but primarily uses his mirrors. But I wonder about younger drivers growing up with this stuff.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 06:57 AM (3Z6pZ)

1059 oops, willowed (i commented on the debate thread, shhhh),
So
Goood morning morons!
Any highlights from the Commiepalooza? Anyone get shivved? Did Biden know where he was?

A good question would have been "Would anyone who is not a megalomaniac Marxist sociopath please raise your hand?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 06:57 AM (IttZ7)

1060

You should be in Atlanta when it snows. (yes, it does happen).
That there is some funny shit.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:59 AM (u2Iod)

1061 Since the queen isn't going to be paying Prince Andrew his $320,000 a year allowance anymore, I wonder if she'd be interested in adopting me? I promise not to diddle any kiddies, or have affairs with any muzzies, so clearly I'll be an improvement over the kids she's used to.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 06:59 AM (k4dH2)

1062 They don't understand that professional boxing gloves make the sport more violent than if they were bare knuckle.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:56 AM (n13/j)
----
I dunno about that. You ought to read about some of the bouts in the early 1800s. Rounds were not timed: they went ubtil one (or both) men fell. After that, you had thirty seconds to come up to scratch. The match ended when one of the men could no longer continue.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (3Z6pZ)

1063 You should be in Atlanta when it snows. (yes, it does happen).

That there is some funny shit.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:59 AM (u2Iod)

Been there, done that. It wasn't funny. The entire South shut down and they were using bull dozers to clear the snow. Great job, it left a really nice 2 inch, compacted sheet of ice on the road.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (n13/j)

1064 " He uses them to supplement, but primarily uses his mirrors"


As it should be.

Unfortunately, we are developing the same mind set in young drivers as the OOD's and lookouts on the two Navy ships that collided with merchant ships, killing multiple people.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (cqNba)

1065
More has come out on Randy Andy. Days after the Epstein thing was reopened, Andrew had a secret meeting with Ghislaine.

And Ghislaine's lawyers are desperately trying to stop the release of a bunch more Epstein court documents. These documents will name many more names involved with Epstein than has been previously revealed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (f1Vqw)

1066
I saw on Breitbart where Harris said we had a "vibrant" military.
*eyeroll*

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (u2Iod)

1067 Thanks for that link, FS !

Junior may prove to be a worthy successor.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:02 AM (JwHjN)

1068 I dunno about that. You ought to read about some of
the bouts in the early 1800s. Rounds were not timed: they went ubtil
one (or both) men fell. After that, you had thirty seconds to come up
to scratch. The match ended when one of the men could no longer
continue.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (3Z6pZ)

no doubt those bouts were violent. But gloves are not there to make the hits not hurt some much. They are there to protect your hand so you can keep pounding the other guy. It is harder to hit with a lot of force with broken fingers and cut up hands.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (n13/j)

1069 You tend not to gratuitously injure someone you're going to be drinking with

This makes sense. Maybe we shoud do this.
Seriously. Winner hosts.
Posted by: Gooshy


Then a Cleveland/Detroit game would run 21 days because no one would want to pay.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (MjyI6)

1070 "I saw on Breitbart where Harris said we had a "vibrant" military.
*eyeroll*"

And the uniforms are 'fabulous'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (cqNba)

1071 Greetings Earthlings

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (Tnijr)

1072 The Duchess of Sussex is available to subsitute for Prince Andrew. She by all accounts would make a wonderful goodwill ambassador for the Crown and the good people of the UK.

Posted by: Megan Markle's PR Rep, trying really hard at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (IttZ7)

1073
Oh, the Queen is still going to keep Randy Andy up. Just out of her private estate funds. She's cut off all public money funding him, but he still will live the life of Riley on her personal wealth.

Andy was her favorite son, they say, and she was "mortified" by his behavior.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (f1Vqw)

1074 Now a big glove for amateurs and newbies is another thing. But the low weight pro gloves are weapons really.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:05 AM (n13/j)

1075 Ephebephilia is late adolescence. Hebephilia is early adolescence.Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 06:51 AM (3Z6pZ)


Thanks for the correction. I should have noted that the former is 15 and up which I think would have been the age of Virginia Guiffre.(sp)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:05 AM (WI7YS)

1076 "Andy was her favorite son, they say, and she was "mortified" by his behavior."


Possible movie idea....

Andy and Hunter head to a weekend in Vegas.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)

1077 OOD's and lookouts on the two Navy ships that collided with merchant ships, killing multiple people."

This. Time was when a good bridge team could outperform radar.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 07:06 AM (u2Iod)

1078 This I is one person I would like to see on Trial: Ghisliane Maxwell. What terrible actions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:07 AM (WI7YS)

1079 1075 Ephebephilia is late adolescence. Hebephilia is early adolescence.Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 06:51 AM (3Z6pZ)


Thanks for the correction. I should have noted that the former is 15 and up which I think would have been the age of Virginia Guiffre.(sp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:05 AM (WI7YS)

I just sticking with the if there is grass on the field play ball rule

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

1080 Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (n13/j)
-----
The boxers of that era hardened their hands to an unbelievable extent, by today's standards, though they would use "mauleys" to protect their hands in practice bouts. If you're interested, "Black Ajax" by George Macdonald Fraser is a very entertaining read, about how black American and former slave Tom Molineaux nearly became Champion of England. It's told with Fraser's usual attention to historical detail.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:09 AM (3Z6pZ)

1081 "Time was when a good bridge team could outperform radar."

Under some circumstances, yes.

Now?

Automation will save and protect us.


Until it doesn't.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:09 AM (cqNba)

1082 How many Sondland versions are there ?

Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2019 07:10 AM (am9TE)

1083 Time was when a good bridge team could outperform radar."
-----
Let's see radar bid and win a small slam! Hah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:11 AM (3Z6pZ)

1084 How many Sondland versions are there ?
Posted by: jsg



How many you want?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:11 AM (MjyI6)

1085 "How many Sondland versions are there ?"

How many do you need?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:11 AM (cqNba)

1086 Haley haters. FYI (CTH):

https://tinyurl.com/wpgg3xq

Nice picture of her with Mittens at the link :-)


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:12 AM (XzVUd)

1087 How many you want?

How many do you need?

Both correct, apparently.

Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2019 07:13 AM (am9TE)

1088 "Automation will save and protect us.


Until it doesn't."



"All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:13 AM (JwHjN)

1089 All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:13 AM (JwHjN)
-----
"Your plastic pal who's fun to be with."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:14 AM (3Z6pZ)

1090 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:15 AM (Y4EXg)

1091 The boxers of that era hardened their hands to an
unbelievable extent, by today's standards, though they would use
"mauleys" to protect their hands in practice bouts. If you're
interested, "Black Ajax" by George Macdonald Fraser is a very
entertaining read, about how black American and former slave Tom
Molineaux nearly became Champion of England. It's told with Fraser's
usual attention to historical detail.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:09 AM (3Z6pZ)

sounds good. I will check it out. I have read a lot of Louis L'amour books, well, all of them really. He was a big fan of the old style bare fisted boxing. He would often to into a lot of detail about the rules and describe long bouts.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:16 AM (n13/j)

1092 ""Your plastic pal who's fun to be with."

We love you long time

Posted by: The Sybians of love at November 21, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)

1093 1076 "Andy was her favorite son, they say, and she was "mortified" by his behavior."


Possible movie idea....

Andy and Hunter head to a weekend in Vegas.
_________________

At least the queen can console herself by reminding people that Andy didn't knock up some Arkansas broad half his age while he was screwing his dead brother's wife (as far as we know, anyway).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 07:16 AM (k4dH2)

1094 One thing about being a space alien is you don't have to be ashamed of the human race.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:17 AM (Tnijr)

1095 Nood JJ up

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (Y4EXg)

1096 Ephebephilia is late adolescence. Hebephilia is early adolescence.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 06:51 AM (3Z6pZ)

***

Who are you calling a hebe?!?

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (2HuC8)

1097 "At least the queen can console herself by reminding people that Andy didn't knock up some Arkansas broad half his age while he was screwing his dead brother's wife "


I would pay big money to be the fly on the wall at the Biden family Thanksgiving dinner this year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)

1098 Mostly we just point and laugh a space alien laugh.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (Tnijr)

1099 Nood

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (ECrgQ)

1100 One thing about being a space alien is you don't have to be ashamed of the human race.
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:17 AM (Tnijr)
----
We need to discuss this anal probe thing. WTH is up with that?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:19 AM (3Z6pZ)

1101 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:20 AM (JwHjN)

1102 Really good article on the debacle of the Charlie's Angels Movie. You can either virtue signal or make a good movie. You can't do both. And as Danielel Greenfield notes. Hollywood is full of sexual predators. They shouldn't be lecturing the rest of us who aren't on how badly women are treated:

https://tinyurl.com/teq6227

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:20 AM (WI7YS)

1103 'We need to discuss this anal probe thing. WTH is up with that'

We thought you liked it.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:21 AM (Tnijr)

1104 'Movie Studio Wanted Julia Roberts to Play Harriet Tubman'

Space alien roles should be played by space aliens only.
I'm tired of my culture being appropriated.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:37 AM (Tnijr)

1105 Any "data" on shooters that doesn't include "do they come from two family homes?" is false data. Period.

How is this reported at AOS? C'mon. If we're going to talk about actual data, then let's use ALL of it, shall we?

The lack of a strong father figure in these people's lives seems to be the strongest factor of all. This was just anti-gun tripe masquerading as "science."

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 21, 2019 07:51 AM (DevAW)

Democrats' Mass Debate

I'm only interested in hearing if Joe Biden had another incident of Perfectly Routine and Healthy Eye Bleeding -- it's just like crying for joy with your heart!



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:53 PM




Comments

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1 Mom, is that creepy dude grandpa?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:53 PM (EgshT)

2
*peeks in*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (7rVsF)

3 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (B+t5k)

4 anybody home ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (B+t5k)

5 We're debating Vindmann's mass, now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

6 Warren: Give me your money! This is a stick up!

Sanders: No! Give me all means of production, Comrade!


Biden: Gooney-Goo-Goo! Poughkepsie!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (lnWzE)

7 Our surprise strategy is working!


Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

8 Hold onto your wallets folks, we have plans for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (BiNEL)

9 I don't watch these things. There's no point. They just need to pick their retard so Trump can get out the mallet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

10 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.

Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (l/v/h)

11 Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)

12
Dem debate: Saturday night at Chuck E. Cheese.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (7rVsF)

13 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (l/v/h)


Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (NiXyF)

14 Orale.....storytime...

Posted by: LoneRanger at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (yKRsJ)

15 I have this feeling that somehow Devin Nunes is getting a bit tired of all the hijinx from Pencil Neck.


Just a hunch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

16 I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)

17 Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)


You've already been enrolled and you are a staff sergeant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

18 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (T6t7i)

19
Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (NiXyF)


Jimmah: I thought you'd never ask

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ekmlY)

20 13 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (l/v/h)

Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (NiXyF)


When Nunes gets interviewed on a FOX show from his home, he goes into his big garage and there are two nice looking tractors in the background.

It's kinda cool.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (sy5kK)

21 Time for some bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (DBGf/)

22
You've already been enrolled and you are a staff sergeant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)

23 I'm totally liking this Nunes guy.

No homo

Posted by: Miklos, expecting a dairy farmer to milk it for all it's worth at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (QzkSJ)

24 Jimmah: I thought you'd never ask
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ekmlY)


No, I meant a REAL farmer.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (NiXyF)

25 Biden means Really Long Forehead in Ukrainian.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (am9TE)

26
I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)


The next morning your 401k is gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)

27 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (T6t7i)

About damn time.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (ECrgQ)

28 That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)


The Ranger tab has to wait until you can walk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (BiNEL)

29 (I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.

Posted by: Chuck the Fourth at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (0x00j)

30 They lost me at MSNBC and Washington Post.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (n13/j)

31 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.
------------
I believe the technical term is "a mug's game."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

32 I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)

33 Evening Horde.

Cable is out here.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (5phSm)

34 ooh all chick questioners!

Transgressive or something.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)

35 11
Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?


Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)

When daddy comes back from Folsomski Prison, dear.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (lnWzE)

36 All the moderators have twats.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)

37 Is Hillary! drunk blogging the debate?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (gYKMg)

38 See what they did, no men. So brave, so avant garde.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (n13/j)

39 Are these the not ready for prime time players (i.e 'scrubs'?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (2B9A/)

40 Is Biden getting a birthday cake tonight on MSDNC?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (wiXsO)

41 For our next witness...Command Sergeant Major Schultz!

Posted by: Schiffless at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

42 alls i got is slivovica...plum

Posted by: LoneRanger at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (yKRsJ)

43 Elizabeth Warren kind of looks like a hobbit.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (dOV9E)

44 25
Biden means Really Long Forehead in Ukrainian.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (am9TE)


I thought it meant Sniffer of Little Girl's Hair.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (lnWzE)

45 Is Warren going to do a rain dance on stage? That would be the only to watch the debate.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (88xKn)

46 40 Is Biden getting a birthday cake tonight on MSDNC?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (wiXsO)


We have a surprise for Joe.

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

47 Where can I see this live?

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (T6t7i)

48 This debate will be wasted if no one congratulates Sleepy Joe on his new grandchild.

Posted by: Chuck the Fourth at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (0x00j)

49 37 Is Hillary! drunk blogging the debate?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (gYKMg)

Hard yes.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (gwQ4h)

50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)

51 28
That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!



Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)



The Ranger tab has to wait until you can walk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (BiNEL)

Until then here's a Ranger Rick pin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (lnWzE)

52 Liz Warren says read the Mueller report to convince Republicans to vote for impeachment.


uhhhh....okay

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (ZfRYq)

53 MSNBC (spit) and Washington Post (spit) sites are both carrying free feeds.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (dOV9E)

54 Mom, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (EgshT)

55 43 Elizabeth Warren kind of looks like a hobbit.
Posted by: Splunge



Early stage Ring of Power hobbit. Pre-Gollum.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (WTo7J)

56 Because you're not gonna BE President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (DXT9A)

57 You ARE the Grandaddy !

Posted by: Maury Povich at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (am9TE)

58 36 All the moderators have twats.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)
-------------------------------------------------

Twat's that? I cunt hear you.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (gYKMg)

59 Congrats to Biden on the new grandbaby

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (G546f)

60 Is Warren going to do a rain dance on stage? That would be the only to watch the debate.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (88xKn)


Nah, she's making prairie crab dip tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

61 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)
-----------
No. And by "no", I mean "yes".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (3Z6pZ)

62 Where can I see this live?


Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (T6t7i)

MSNBC. You can tap in while I tap out. It is amusing in some ways but not this one, I can't do it.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (n13/j)

63 50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)

Didn't he give that vapid, airhead Kennedy clan chick the ambassadorship to Japan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (2B9A/)

64


Maddow acting all manly and serious.

Not sure how long I can make it...Kloblucher sounds like such a terrible awful person...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (lg/F7)

65 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ZfRYq)

66 Mom, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby

Ha!

Posted by: Unsustainable Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

67 Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)

68 36 All the moderators have twats.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)


You're sure about Rocky Madcow?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (DXT9A)

69 50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint



No

Posted by: zombie Dan Rooney at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (WTo7J)

70 ooh all chick questioners!



Transgressive or something.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)


I thought that Maddow guy was one of the moderators

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ekmlY)

71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

72 33 Evening Horde.

Cable is out here.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (5phSm)


You could log into MSNBC and watch it over the internet.


Or, alternatively, you could take a dinner fork and stab your hand with it.


six of one, half-dozen of the other.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)

73 Bernie trying not to do an Eric Swallowell Rolling Thunder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (DXT9A)

74


According to Klobber, Dems are basically all Jesus.

KUMBAYA

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (lg/F7)

75 Bernie has that "First bowel movement of the night! Let's do this!" expression.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

76 Is Warren using her shrill voice as always?

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (88xKn)

77 Liz is the palest of the pale faces.

Posted by: Shitting Bull at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (gYKMg)

78 71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

Isn't that one of the Signs of the Apocalypse?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (2B9A/)

79 I hate them all. Some less than others.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (W+kMI)

80 71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)


well, I did like the style of that 1984 Mondale, if truth be known.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

81
Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)


It would be funny if it went all Tacoma Narrows Bridge on her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (7rVsF)

82

How many heart attacks has Bernie had?

Off limits to ask?

LOL, yeah.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (lg/F7)

83 I don't know how much of this I can take.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ZfRYq)

84 Yeah, things suck now. You go, Bernie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (DXT9A)

85 67
Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Klobuchar is plasmonic!!

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (T6t7i)

86 Hey, be nice to Amy Klobuchar. She'll get mad if you don't and smack around some of her interns.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (WTo7J)

87 That Madcow fellow just mentioned today's blockbuster news from the hearings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

88 Will anyone fart?

Posted by: Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (gYKMg)

89 I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)

The next morning your 401k is gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)




and your ass is sore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

90 Working families in this country? Which would not include Famiglia Sanders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (DXT9A)

91 What's this Love Pumpin' or Pumpin Love song in the sidebar? It's fucking embarassing!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (gwQ4h)

92 Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.

Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (DXT9A)

93 Jimmy Carter is the nexus of evil.

Posted by: Kazi at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (0x00j)

94 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky

Crack is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (EgshT)

95 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

96 I'm horrible with foreign languages

however, if you want a good laugh

attend an antique auction in Germany

I couldn't stop laughing

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (rpxSz)

97 Oh boo hoo. The economy is shit. Working families are under attack.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (DBGf/)

98 92
Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.



Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.


He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)

99 Fight like hell to hold onto what they've got?

The Democrats just need to pry harder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (DXT9A)

100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint

Heh.

Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on a map.

Posted by: His Excellency Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

101 94 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky


she'll "brush" it off

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (rpxSz)

102 I'll bet my crazy sister is in the audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ptqGC)

103 So Hunter is banging his dead brother's widow and knocks up a completely different woman during the 'relationship.'

Then I see the headline 'Hunter Biden cheated on his dead brother's widow.'

While technically true, seems kind of ... forest for the trees kind of situation.

I am searching for the proper term for that. When, among a multitude of sins, you pick out one of the more minor ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (2B9A/)

104 Biden blows off question about investigations

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ZfRYq)

105 Weirdos, all of them. They display weird affects. That's what I pick up on.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (gYKMg)

106 And we're running out of burito coverings.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (am9TE)

107 32
I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us
a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)


"There I was, knee-deep in grenade pins and Rambo comes up to me, and he says "Chief, man, I think we're toast! We're poached like eggs! We're done!" I said, "Now listen here, sailing airdale, we ain't breakfast for these mooks yet. I got a few tricks." Right then I threw a flare in the air and smiled. The reflected beams off of these pearly chompers blinded the Tyrolean Light Infantry and I yelled "Now! get them while they're dazed!"

"It was a heck of a fight but we pulled through, got the Golden Flute of Kublai Khan from the Temple of Set and Commodore Hornblower picked us up in his zeppelin, saving us from the mad horsemen of Uratu. All true, on my word as a Biden."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (lnWzE)

108 Andrea Mitchell is shocked and outraged that Republicans want to investigate Joe and Hunter. Bite me, you withered crone.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (T6t7i)

109 "That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!"

That's unalloyed gold there, QuietMan!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (VOSoK)

110 Did Biden just say, "Innocent people in the dumb bus are being killed"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

111 warren must be one of those wind talkers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

112 He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)


Yep. Otherwise he'd have had to take a second or two to frame his answer. When you start answering a complex question instantly, you make it obvious you were ready for the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (DXT9A)

113 These idiots clearly did not hear Sondland drop the bomb.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (DBGf/)

114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)

115 Oh good, it's "speaks through her nose".

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (T6t7i)

116 Harris is down to impeach ERRBODY!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ZfRYq)

117 Could some obliging 'ette please tell me what is wrong with Kamala Harris' attire? I can tell it's really off, but I don't know why.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

118 "That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!"


Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (WTo7J)

119 111 warren must be one of those wind talkers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)


I thought that that was Eric Swallowell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (DXT9A)

120 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)


To be fair, the ears help to hold up the high cheekbones!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

121 Bring justice back to America!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (DBGf/)

122 The next morning your 401k is gone.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)







and your ass is sore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

Some folks keep strange company...that's all I am gonna say...

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

123 going after Trump? They can't all run against him. One of them needs to jab at another.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (lFuF3)

124

Kamala talking about criminals and stuff.

She is such a dumbass.

How many black people run cities and are also corrupt criminals?

Trump is a criminal?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (lg/F7)

125 107 32
I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us
a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)


To be fair, Lt Col. Biden did save Hillary from that Bosnian sniper fire.


I know, I saw it with my own eyes.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (sy5kK)

126 http://bit.ly/2qvzsxO
*******
THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
[QUID PRO QUO - internal alarm [how to frame/defend]]
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/52561
Read carefully.
[Note: Podesta emails non_public [internal]]
Fact: Ukraine is the single largest CF donor
Coincidence?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (BqBId)

127 98 92
Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.



Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.

He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)

Like...knob polished, would you say?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (RYP5Z)

128 Liz sounds like she's been swimming laps and can't catch her breath.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (lFuF3)

129 Kloby combing over her notes

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (rpxSz)

130
Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


That's so she can hear buffalo when she puts her ear to the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (aKsyK)

131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)

132 114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)
------------------------------------
Are you saying Grandpa Joe is a bottom?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (gYKMg)

133 "Innocent people in the dumb bus are being killed"
I assume he said the Donbass, just to show us how worldly he is.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (T6t7i)

134 I think Warren is on something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

135 I never thought I'd say this, but I actually quoted Swalwell today. Burrito day.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (VOSoK)

136 You didn't build that

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (nzKWW)

137 "We want to bring America together. Preferably in a labor camp."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DXT9A)

138

Warren is nuts.

Wow.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (lg/F7)

139 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)

140 You are the wind beneath my cheeks.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)

141 What is this 2 cents bs. is this woman for real? Hell I will pitch in 2 cents.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (n13/j)

142 Democrats' Mass Debate



Are there pre-moistened wipes within easy reach?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

143 Protected by police? Portland business owners beg to differ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DXT9A)

144 100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint

Heh.

Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on a map.
========
The benefits of a public school education! Well maybe she was out in the quad smoking a blunt with Choom Boy at Columbia instead of going to Dead White Men Class.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

145 It's so she can hear the crabs running when she puts her ear to the ground.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

146 Biden's claim is that Trump was killing innocent Ukrainians because he was so afraid of facing him in an election.

Ooookay...

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZfRYq)

147 Are they all dressed up as Lt. Colonel Sanders?

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (RuIsu)

148 My son (a millennial) is convinced Mayor Pete is "fake gay." Never really thought about it, but son thinks it's all for publicity.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZZDMQ)

149 Do your ears hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

150 Let's talk about taxing the poor more.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

151 You could log into MSNBC and watch it over the internet.


Or, alternatively, you could take a dinner fork and stab your hand with it.


six of one, half-dozen of the other.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)

I'd never give them the clicks.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (5phSm)

152 No Corey, we don't need to bring in a lot more revenue. We need to cut your out of control spending.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (T6t7i)

153 Annie Grayer@AnnieGrayerCNN
Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not pictured)

-
Feel the enthusiasm!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (+y/Ru)

154


Lunkhead Cory Booker begins every sentence he says with "Well, first of all..."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (lg/F7)

155 Booker wants to tax more.

I love that the masks are off.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (ZfRYq)

156 Bring in more revenue.

OK.

A just taxation system? Tax welfare benefits. Preferably at 100%. If you're able-bodied, get off your ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (DXT9A)

157 138

Warren is nuts.



She is just being herself.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (88xKn)

158 Hey Kamala! In California we can shoplift up to $950 without prosecution! Let's bring this to every state in the this great Union.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (lFuF3)

159 What part of "Thou shalt not steal" don't you understand?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (DBGf/)

160


Booker has worse eyeballs than Marty Feldman.

Eyeball discipline, hard to vote for a guy who isnt on top of that.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (lg/F7)

161 114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)


Yes! time to make your move, Pete!

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

162 My son (a millennial) is convinced Mayor Pete is "fake gay." Never really thought about it, but son thinks it's all for publicity.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZZDMQ)

Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay. Pack it in ( some DRs exempted, but not all)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (85Gof)

163 131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.
=======
The party that says it against old white people in positions of power has, in fact, old white people in positions of power, trying to be elected to further positions of power. Somehow I'm not surprised.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (W+kMI)

164 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (+y/Ru)
********
HAHAHA

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (BqBId)

165 Caroline Kennedy= Ambassador to Japan

And Barry actually appointed a female producer from The Bold and The Beautiful soap opera as an ambassador somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

166 2 cents adds up to $850B?

I am pretty sure there is no math in the Democrat debate.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (ZfRYq)

167 Eyeball discipline, hard to vote for a guy who isnt on top of that.
Heh. Eyeball discipline.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (T6t7i)

168 Notice how Kamala's accent changed?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (PkVlr)

169 HDTV is not kind to the elderly and homely.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (DBGf/)

170 So this is like going to be an updated version of "Safety Dance," by Men Without Hats for the 2020 election?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (wo3c/)

171

We can put a hundred and fifty thousand hundred thousand million into HBCUS!!!!

WE CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT IT

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (lg/F7)

172 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/) ['/i]

Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

173 Keep pumping, blowing. That's what I always told my son, Hunter. He's a chip off the old rectal blockage.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (H5knJ)

174

Sen. Booker, look over here.

Oh, you were.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (lg/F7)

175 Cory is being Fiercely Entrepreneurial.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (DXT9A)

176 139
Our ears get larger as we age.





Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)


And furrier!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lnWzE)

177 162
Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay. Pack it in
===
Phrasing!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (W+kMI)

178 WARREN......Largely black and brown women......


SON: it's not nice she's calling them fat.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (PkVlr)

179 I think Warren is on something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)


Is she in the fire water again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ekmlY)

180 Freeloading billionaires? Where's Steyer? Bloomberg?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (DXT9A)

181 I miss Beto.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

182 Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
------------
And feet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (3Z6pZ)

183
Bring in more revenue.

OK.


Grow the economy. Because you're not going to get much more than 20% of GNP.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (7rVsF)

184

Waren, upon meeting Putin.

"President Putin, you just have to care about people, have to care about people of color and our children, you have to care so much."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lg/F7)

185 Hah!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (BiNEL)

186 Once again, Buttplug obviously has been fed the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DXT9A)

187 Did Buttigieg not even shave for the debate?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (dOV9E)

188
100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?

Posted by: Quint



Heh.



Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and
imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone
could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on
a map.

========

The benefits of a public school education! Well maybe she was out in
the quad smoking a blunt with Choom Boy at Columbia instead of going to
Dead White Men Class.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)

189


Here is the Gay Pete doll unifying and doing stuff

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (lg/F7)

190 My husband cracks up thinking about twee Buttgiggy debating Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

191 Got it, Pete, it wasn't Obama's fault. It was the people's.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (T6t7i)

192 I was told there would be no magic mugs tonight.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (EgshT)

193 Annie Grayer@AnnieGrayerCNN

Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse
College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event
told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned
that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not
pictured)




Puppet Show

and


Deval Patrick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ekmlY)

194 Love Nunes. Hope Pelosi/Schiff keeps this farce going. #NTOW

Posted by: Average Guy at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (hq75W)

195 Free Truvada!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DXT9A)

196 Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen.

This is bad.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ZfRYq)

197 Ooh. She has nice skin.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DBGf/)

198 20 minutes in.

And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)

199 163 131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.
=======
The party that says it against old white people in positions of power has, in fact, old white people in positions of power, trying to be elected to further positions of power. Somehow I'm not surprised.



Obama did to the Democrat party field of presidential candidates, the same as he did to the used car industry with Cash for Clunkers.

destroyed it for many, many years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (sy5kK)

200
You are the wind beneath my cheeks.


Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)



ahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ekmlY)

201

"Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age! "

Mayor Pundtjugg is going to catch air with those big ass satellite dishes on his head when he hits 50.




Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (lg/F7)

202 Iiz, seriously, Calm down.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)

203 They're just ignoring half the candidates.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

204 Tulsi and Yang have not had one second of time yet.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ZfRYq)

205
Someone should ask Mayor Pete questions in Norwegian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (7rVsF)

206

Democrats will drug us all so much better!!!

THANK YOU JESUS


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (lg/F7)

207 Free shit!!!!

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (nzKWW)

208 Also, they are freezing out Biden.

One question and it was stupid.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

209 Chilling words from Warren: "On Day One as President...".

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

210 Tens of Millions! You Fucks!

Posted by: Squanto Warren at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (wo3c/)

211 Cory looking for VP slot

Buttplug is someone he could get behind

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (rpxSz)

212 Oh boo hoo. The economy is shit. Working families are under attack.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (DBGf/)

We can all wipe our tears with the extra $5,000, on average, that their family income has risen since Trump was elected

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (imSgd)

213 Way to come across as unhinged Liz.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (DXT9A)

214 Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM


So if you were to pick up Ace's Fixa drill, in order to reverse it, you're gay?

Seems harsh.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (DMUuz)

215 Nobody even gives a shit who these people are. Good job by the Dem congress to completely submarine the entire 2020 field.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (bttOm)

216 And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)

Did she oil up her tits?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (RYP5Z)

217 Is the Russian agent at the debate?

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (88xKn)

218 196
Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen.



This is bad.

Posted by: blaster


Yup. He's their strongest candidate, IMHO.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (T6t7i)

219 This entire thread is f*cking awesome.

Go Horde!

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (377Zs)

220 And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)


FEC Rule: Cannot give air time to Russian agents!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (BiNEL)

221


"Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen. "

WHen you see him talk about Christians is when that idiot turns really nasty...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (lg/F7)

222 203 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep



Maybe if Harris and that Hawaiian chick get naked and make out, they'll get some attention.

Ok, I'm not really watching this so I have no idea if that Hawaiian chick is even there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (WTo7J)

223 208 Also, they are freezing out Biden.

One question and it was stupid.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

give him a break

his son just had a crack baby

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (rpxSz)

224
Yup. He's their strongest candidate, IMHO.


Posted by: pep


Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

225 Waren, upon meeting Putin.

"President Putin, you just have to care about people, have to care about people of color and our children, you have to care so much."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lg/F7)


I hope the Russians love their children too.

Posted by: Sting at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (hq75W)

226 Is the Russian agent at the debate?
Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (88xKn)
---------
Better question: Is the sniper?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (3Z6pZ)

227 Harris is down to impeach ERRBODY!
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:12 P



** looking up "impeach" at UrbanDictionary... **

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (786Ro)

228 211 Cory looking for VP slot

Buttplug is someone he could get behind
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (rpxSz)


Or vice versa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (DXT9A)

229 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)


That's not important right now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

230 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (DXT9A)

231 Warren, Sanders, and Harris have no chance in the South. They are so cranked up and unlikable, not even Southern Dems will go with them.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (n13/j)

232
I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)

233 3 to 1 odds on Joe naming the whistleblower

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (am9TE)

234 Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM

That is the rule. And if you happen to gaze upon it for more than a second or two, you are a flamer too.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ABjxW)

235 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

They will get to them later. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

236 Ask Buttgiggy and Tulsi about late term abortion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

237 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

dunno

too many holes

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (rpxSz)

238 Tulsi!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (DBGf/)

239 I think Biden's eye is going to explode again.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ZfRYq)

240 If Mayor Pete's on the ticket, Dems can kiss African-American turnout goodbye.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (786Ro)

241 El Hordo es en fuego!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (3Z6pZ)

242 235 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

I'm taking they as the American voters

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (rpxSz)

243 Also, they are freezing out Biden.



One question and it was stupid.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

A little from Tab A, a little from Column XVI.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (lnWzE)

244 Bernie wants to combat his 80 year old health issue with your dollars, Yo!

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (wo3c/)

245 Tulsi is batshit crazy too, but looks sane by comparison with other lunatics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (DXT9A)

246 Chilling words from Warren: "On Day One as President...".

...SMOD will arrive.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (EgshT)

247 That is the rule. And if you happen to gaze upon it for more than a second or two, you are a flamer too.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ABjxW)


You can rob a bank and not be labeled a bank robber forever...

but suck one little ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (BiNEL)

248 Hillary hears voices too ...

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (t3YBx)

249 237 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)



"Major and the Poofster / 2020"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (sy5kK)

250 Puppet Show and Deval

Seems the puppet show is on tonight.

Warren and Butt Plug are the chosen puppets.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

251 She's blaming Trump for the wars???

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

252 Ewww Gabbard what word salad was that??

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (lFuF3)

253 Tulsi wraps herself in her uniform like Vindma does. She's full of crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

254 232
I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.


She's appearing in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade this year as a balloon.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (88xKn)

255 Did any of them say EDKH yet?

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (786Ro)

256 OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DBGf/)

257 Tulsi gets one question, sounds like a nutter.

Back in the box.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ZfRYq)

258
The Democrats idea of Christianity is the Chinese Patriotic Catholic Church, lickspittle toadies for the State.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (7rVsF)

259 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

Tulsi is a moron. She's worse than the rat. She might on occasion make a halfway sensible observation and then still take the fucking doctrinaire leftist position.

I only like her because I'm attracted to obviously crazy chicks and I'd fuck the shit out of her given half a chance. One boner, one vote.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (RYP5Z)

260 Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (JKNZq)

261 Oops. Kamala vs. Tulsi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

262 Harris is a joke. She has no chance, she is angry and bitter. So is the left, but this woman has no chance. I hope she gets the nod. I mean that.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (n13/j)

263 233
3 to 1 odds on Joe naming the whistleblower

Posted by: jsg

2000 quatloos!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (LOq4H)

264 Uh oh. Cat fight!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

265 Oh, sure. Good one, Kamala.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (T6t7i)

266 Buttigieg has a most unfortunate name given his predilections. I snicker like a adolescent boy every time I see it in print (cause he does butt stuff). Completely immature, I know. But there it is.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (imSgd)

267 Ooh Harris Tulsi girl fight though!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (ZfRYq)

268 Tulsi is only like half a bubble off versus full-tilt but she looks good at 50 yards and has nice tits so that's a major accomplishment for a woman democrat.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (bttOm)

269 Those of you watching this trainwreck and providing commentary so the rest of us don't have to are the true "public servants."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (RIvx9)

270 She's blaming Trump for the wars???
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

Did she blame him for Ford Edsel yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (85Gof)

271 Harris? ha ha ha ha ...

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (t3YBx)

272 230
"In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."



Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (DXT9A


*waves hand*


Could you define Leftist in such a way that it does not include me at all?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (lnWzE)

273 She's blaming Trump for the wars???

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A) ['/i]

Trump has always been in favor of war with EastAsia WestAsia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

274 Hello Boomers

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (Fxgkp)

275 So, Harris attacks Tulsi?

Huh?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DBGf/)

276 Anyone call Biden gramps, yet?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (1CjJc)

277 >>>Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?<<<


Camel Toe has a nice ring, no?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (wo3c/)

278 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)


Tulsi is a nitwit. She only looks competent by comparison with the other shitheads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DXT9A)

279 Oh now this is good.

Neither Tulsi or Harris will survive beyond this debate.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ZfRYq)

280 when did Trump start a regime change war? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

281 OK Boomer.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DBGf/)

282 256
OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS



Yes. My wife also has one. Very enticing.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (T6t7i)

283 CALL ME MAJOR Gabbard!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

284 253 Tulsi wraps herself in her uniform like Vindma does. She's full of crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

agree 1K%

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (rpxSz)

285 Tulsi is not getting her point across (at least to me).

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (lFuF3)

286 One boner, one vote.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (RYP5Z)


'Murica!

Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (sy5kK)

287 Kamala Harris for the Xanax

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

288 Last call in the bar.

You want: Tulsi
You'd settle for: Kamala
You get: Pocahontas.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (dOV9E)

289
"In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Dead men dig no canals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)

290
Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (JKNZq)


They elected Barack Hussein Obama. Unfortunately anything is possible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ekmlY)

291 Short version: Orangemanbad, everyone gets everything for free

Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (4P/2y)

292 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."



Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Vote Deplorable Jay Guevara 2019

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ob5xJ)

293 "215 Nobody even gives a shit who these people are. Good job by the Dem congress to completely submarine the entire 2020 field.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (bttOm) "



Certainly sums up how I feel about all of them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (JwHjN)

294 "No, I won't put party first. I put country first". Whether you like her or not, this is exactly the right thing for a Dem to say. The rest of them are too stupid to see it.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (T6t7i)

295
So this is like going to be an updated version of "Safety Dance," by Men Without Hats for the 2020 election?
Posted by: Fritz


You can fart if you want to
You can blow it out your behind
But if your friends don't start
To let out a fart
Then they're no friends of mine

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (aKsyK)

296 Steyer is whiter than a Biden-Warren baby!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ZfRYq)

297 232


I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)


She's busy protesting the lack of take-out boxes at Golden Corral.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (lnWzE)

298 I must say, seeing two whamen Dem candidates attack each other with thinly veiled contempt is entertaining.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (Xqo6t)

299 Omg. Steyer. Ugh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

300 Tulsi is a dumb name.

Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)

301 Blacks won't vote for a fag.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (PkVlr)

302 Hello tidepod.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (EgshT)

303 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Dead men dig no canals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)/i]

You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

304 Rel newspeople would ask if Steyer's criticism of the government means the 5 Senators and VP on the stage.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (ZfRYq)

305 Tulsi is a dumb name.
Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)
---------
It's a typo.

Posted by: Tulsa OK at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (3Z6pZ)

306 I don't care if Tulsi uses her service. She is very different that all the others on that stage. If they did a hand raise for law degrees, there would be a few I would guess. And if she disrupts the Dems, so be it.

The moderators know what they are doing. They are not going to give Tulsi a fair chance. They want her to go away.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (n13/j)

307 280 when did Trump start a regime change war? Did I miss something?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

Republican presidents are all possessed by the same spirit who forces them to do unimaginable evil like... defend the nation, cut taxes...

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (RYP5Z)

308 Dead men dig no canals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)/i]

You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Dig first. Dead second.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ob5xJ)

309 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (T6t7i)

310 Tulsi in polynesian means "one who doesn't wash her face'

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (rpxSz)

311 Term limits are for fags. And losers.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (wo3c/)

312 I would pay big money right now for the curtain to suddenly be flung open, and a very drunken Hillary stagger on stage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

313 Shit Harris will beat that!!

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (nzKWW)

314 They elected Barack Hussein Obama. Unfortunately anything is possible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ekmlY)


And then, even with incontrovertible evidence, re-elected him!
Name recognition is a real "thing"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

315 300 Tulsi is a dumb name.
Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)


spell it backwards


*huh* *huh*

Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

316 Mayor Pete has a black vote problem. It's significant based on how hysterically black liberal commentators insist it isn't problematic.

If you are on Twitter, actual black voters have no problem saying it's an issue.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (f8ilN)

317 Off Midwest city sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (3Z6pZ)

318 The moderators know what they are doing. They are not going to give Tulsi a fair chance. They want her to go away.


Posted by: Quint


Yup. They aren't hiding it.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (T6t7i)

319 It's not that I don't like liberals, but I'd unplug their life support to make a pot of coffee.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ob5xJ)

320 Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM


It's "Comma-la".

Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)

321 Quid pro quo Amy.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DBGf/)

322 Uh oh. Now One Hung Low.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DXT9A)

323 309 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (T6t7i)

IKR
a guy that couldn't get elected to dog catcher wants term limits

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (rpxSz)

324
Dig first. Dead second.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ob5xJ)


Nonsense, sir! The rotten-fish-head soup and sawdust bread will be most nourishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (7rVsF)

325 Yang!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DBGf/)

326 And Tank Abrams gets a mention. Thanks, Carpetbagger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

327 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.

--------

One term, for life

Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (4P/2y)

328 Jane,

*snort*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (PkVlr)

329 warren must be one of those wind talkers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

I think Swallowsall has got that gig nailed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (/sgva)

330 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

National Dignity demands a canal from Wilmington, North Carolina to Portland, Oregon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (lnWzE)

331 Barak and Obama are not hard to figure out. We know how to pronounce Hussein.

Only one has a name that starts with Butt and kisses guys. I don't think that's a winning combination.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (JKNZq)

332 1995? Who was President then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (DXT9A)

333 Klobuchar.

Actually polling behind Tulsi.

And Yang.

And Bloomberg.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (ZfRYq)

334 316 Mayor Pete has a black vote problem. It's significant based on how hysterically black liberal commentators insist it isn't problematic.

If you are on Twitter, actual black voters have no problem saying it's an issue.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (f8ilN)


Worse, for a fair number, the reason is something that white progressives really don't want to hear: that it's one thing to be gay, but why do you have to flaunt it like that?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (dOV9E)

335 Nood, ya slackers.

ONT


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384373

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (VcFUs)

336 Tulsi is not as oiled-up tonight.

Bummer.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (377Zs)

337 "Because I'm a faggot. Where've you been?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DXT9A)

338 I think whoever said that Buttplug is a fake gay might be right. He has absolutely no affectations.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)

339 Yeah, things suck now. You go, Bernie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The Bern bots are the 3.5% who are unemployed

Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (+5iMQ)

340 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

We don't, they do.

Honest work is Praise.

Posted by: Calvinist Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)

341 National Dignity demands a canal from Wilmington, North Carolina to Portland, Oregon.

Hold on tight once you pass the Continental Divide.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (T6t7i)

342 I've had enough. I have online shop to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

343 Nonsense, sir! The rotten-fish-head soup and sawdust bread will be most nourishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (7rVsF)


Best part is that sawdust bread is low cal AND gluten free!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

344 Of course Buttplug is the least wealthy. That Truvada is not cheap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (DXT9A)

345 Buttigieg's not strong. His onyl appeal is 'vote for {identity group here}'.

Talk about qualifications and he's the unaccomplished mayor of a small Indiana town.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

346 Why do even presidential candidates have to say "literally" when the word is not needed? I am literally tired of this.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (n13/j)

347 It's "Comma-la".

Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)


Comma-La

Comma-La

Comma-La kneepad girl,

You come and blow, you come and blo-o-ow!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (lnWzE)

348 spell it backwards


*huh* *huh*
Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

iSlut...coming Spring 2020.

Posted by: Apple at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (RYP5Z)

349 67 Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)


That will happen when you use a Mika Brziznski (sp???) amount of max hold hairspray and do not have a professional national network hair stylist who knows how to install hair vibration dampers.

Posted by: ??? at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (AMIL/)

350 I am really tired of Tulsi

Posted by: Debate Three Piece White Suit at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (LpkCz)

351 she is literally, i mean, strike that. She is shaking.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (n13/j)

352 338 I think whoever said that Buttplug is a fake gay might be right. He has absolutely no affectations.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)


I haven't heard a single show tune out of him so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)

353 I'm going over to the ONT.

btw Joe Biden is a crook.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DBGf/)

354 Hannity breaking:

Sen. Graham demands Biden documents from State Dept.

(Graham is on now)

I don't know if this is what Trump was teasing earlier or not.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)

355 I gotta streak... going and it is not like you think.

Posted by: Debate Three Piece White Suit at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (LpkCz)

356 Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)

357 Graham demands State dept. give him the Biden Documents

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (BqBId)

358 "Major and the Poofster / 2020"

Dawg, bumper sticker version: "Major Fag 2020"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (VOSoK)

359 Joe Biden just said he unified the country repeatedly. If Trump said that, he would be hounded for weeks.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (n13/j)

360 Uh oh. I'm reaching that moment where these people all seem hateful and I can't understand why I am watching them.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (dOV9E)

361


So Byuiitudgdg is only a homo out of career advancement?

I can see it.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (lg/F7)

362 He has absolutely no affectations.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)

Mayor Buttigieg, why don't you speak like Big Gay Al?

Posted by: Concerned Voter at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (RYP5Z)

363 Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (n13/j)
*******
Anxiety

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (BqBId)

364 It's so she can hear the crabs running when she puts her ear to the ground.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

Relevant music:


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=qdRMHN2phkA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (/sgva)

365 Graham also said FISA report will DEFINITELY be out Dec. 9th.

Hannity asked, "Is that a lock."

Graham: "That's a lock."

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (cF8AT)

366 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DMUuz)

367 Cory Booker is a fiercely sexy heterosexual manly man of alpha stature.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (wo3c/)

368 Speaking of quid pro quo, if Kameltoe wants my full throated endorsement...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (VOSoK)

369
"Graham also said FISA report will DEFINITELY be out Dec. 9th.
"



So now it's threeweeks, we're going backwards.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (4thlk)

370 Bernie seems downright well-groomed tonight.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (dOV9E)

371 If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)

If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, Greece would help.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (/sgva)

372 Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)



Joey Biden: Just like that song. I'm turning Lebanese. I think I'm turning Lebanese. I really think so

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (ekmlY)

373 Bernie seems downright well-groomed tonight.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (dOV9E)
*******
he didn't comb his hair with a Balloon

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (BqBId)

374 These idiots think those of us that don't support them now are going drop all our opposition once the Democrat nominee wins. They are insane.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (ZZDMQ)

375 If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)



Ah yes, the eternal question, from my misspent youth playing the Diplomacy board game:

"If Russia assaulted Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?"

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (NiXyF)

376 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage. Night, all.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (T6t7i)

377 These candidates are literally insane.

But this is what the Democrat Party has become.

And one day these fuckheads will be in complete control.

Scary.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (Vtpvv)

378 Joe had a senior moment and thankfully he didn't break a hip.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (wo3c/)

379 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

SUBTITLE: Chris Matthews says nobody in this Democratic stage is going to beat Trump

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ykYG2)

380 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage.

Selling that condo in San Fran, then?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (ykYG2)

381 Why Kamala's outfit looks wrong:
A very dark blouse with pale summer suit is unbalanced.
Also she forgot her broom accessory

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (PHxng)

382 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage.



Sorry. That was me.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (oVJmc)

383
OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS


Yes. My wife also has one. Very enticing.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (T6t7i)







When I was in the hospital for a few days back in Sep, my hawt daytime ICU nurse had that odd artificial ash blonde color. Damned enticing, it was.

Luckily, I was too out of it to.... ahem.... embarrass myself when she gave me a sponge bath.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (eXA4G)

384 Bootysweat seems the most normal out of this clown car. but no way he gets the nod in a Demo primary.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (n13/j)

385 These candidates are literally insane.

But this is what the Democrat Party has become.

And one day these fuckheads will be in complete control.

Scary.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (Vtpvv)


Oh, not complete control.

That's what the Declaration of Independence and the Second Amendment are for.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (NiXyF)

386 is Tulsi there?

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (v9J1p)

387 I don't trust you failed lawyer. You are all failed lawyers and nothing more.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (n13/j)

388 is Tulsi there?

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (v9J1p)

she is being banned.

California is a demonrat dump. Why not call them out on their one party rule?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (n13/j)

389 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

You have to have some place to throw the worn-out zeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (/sgva)

390 If the answer is Tom Steyer, what was the question?

Dude should shut up and go spend his money on the world's best hot tub or something.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (dOV9E)

391
Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)






Did he pull his eyes apart with his fingers and start going "chong chong ching chong"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (eXA4G)

392 It's a hard competition, but I think Liz Warren wins "most unpleasant person on the stage" for tonight.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (dOV9E)

393 You have to have some place to throw the worn-out zeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (/sgva)


Supporting sustainable aquaculture as they flow down to the sea!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (BiNEL)

394 What this debate is lacking is a disco ball, bell bottoms and KC and the Sunshine Band.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (wo3c/)

395
California is a demonrat dump. Why not call them out on their one party rule?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (n13/j)






If they cared what the rest of the country thought, they'd just claim that they totally dominate CA because they are JUST THAT GOOD.

In reality, they're just going to say "Damn right California is a one-party state. What ya gonna do about it, you fucking reactionary?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (eXA4G)

396 You all watching this deserve a Medal. Or a trip to the asylum?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (85Gof)

397 303, CA could use some canals to improve sanitation. It's an idea whose time has come. Time to party like it's 1999. BC.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (VOSoK)

398 Speaking of Booty, this apparently unironic headline from Drudge is golden:

"Buttigieg's rise positions him as top target..."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (iw59Q)

399 172 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/) ['/i]

Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

Are you kidding? My tits almost ready my ankles now!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (6K3U5)

400 Tell me something bad about Tulsi.

Posted by: George Strait at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (uEbPt)

401 If they cared what the rest of the country thought,
they'd just claim that they totally dominate CA because they are JUST
THAT GOOD.



In reality, they're just going to say "Damn right California is a
one-party state. What ya gonna do about it, you fucking reactionary?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (eXA4G)
the public schools have been garbage for decades, and i mean like five decades. They might have some decent colleges, but their public education sucks. There is a reason there are so many transients.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (n13/j)

402 Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM

YES!! Oh, wait...

Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (COzlW)

403 So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (VOSoK)

404 Bootysweat seems the most normal out of this clown car. but no way he gets the nod in a Demo primary.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM

He's got turquoise eyes to die for!

Posted by: Idiot Wine Moms of America at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (COzlW)

405 these people are crazy. i was going to say literally crazy but I came out against that word's overuse.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (n13/j)

406 So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM

Effusiveness or effluvia?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)

407 Climate change is number one?

For the American people, it's about number 28.

Posted by: Miklos, checking the official propaganda at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)

408 His pet African barking spider.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (VOSoK)

409 Hey Kentucky, How you like that Dem gov vote now?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (n13/j)

410 Hey LA, how you like that Dem vote for gov now?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (n13/j)

411 THey just said you are out of business, they want to ruin you.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (n13/j)

412 Steyer is for term limits. Interesting. Posted by: pep

His limit is zero.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (Ndje9)

413 Who farted?

Posted by: Slow Joe at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (ufJfM)

414 I presume the Mr Sondland presumed that President Trump was simply doing the same things President Obama and Vice President Biden did when they strong armed foreign governments to investigate political rivals and cover up corruption.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (heM+W)

415
So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM

Effusiveness or effluvia?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)







Emanations... into a penumbra of olfactory bliss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (eXA4G)

416 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

He added, "They want someone who can win the electoral college, someone who can beat Trump."

That's why they pay him the big bucks.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (COzlW)

417
He added, "They want someone who can win the electoral college, someone who can beat Trump."








But, but.... I have it on good authority that the only thing that matters is the "popular vote".

*thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (eXA4G)

418 These seventy year old Democrat chew toys are boring me to fucking incontinence.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (wo3c/)

419 What this debate is lacking is a disco ball, bell bottoms and KC and the Sunshine Band.
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM

I had it on for a few minutes but my eyes started to hurt and I got dizzy from the "busy" set and all the flapdoodle whizzing around.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (COzlW)

420 But, but.... I have it on good authority that the only thing that matters is the "popular vote".

*thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM

Pssst...try the high school yearbook.

Posted by: Dems everywhere who have it on good authority at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (COzlW)

421 *thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


"Pocket copies of the Constitution for Democrats"

vs

"Fondue sets for Namibia"

Please give generously.

Posted by: Miklos, from SNL season 1 at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

422 95 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Hear other people's wampum far away.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (PXD5t)

423 266 Buttigieg has a most unfortunate name given his predilections.

Prediwha? BEN, HELP US OUT HERE BUDDY!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (PXD5t)

424 Joe Biden: We must handcuff domestic abuse to the radiator and then abuse it emotionally.

Posted by: jmt at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (VBj5W)

425 Lizzy Warden took an ax
Gave Joe Biden 40 whacks
When she saw what she had done
Gave Corey Booker 41

Posted by: Portlandon at November 21, 2019 02:24 AM (Bvzc2)

426 319 It's not that I don't like liberals, but I'd unplug their life support to make a pot of coffee.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ob5xJ)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at November 21, 2019 03:20 AM (7juvc)

427 Gooooood Morning Morons!

Any highlights from last night's Commiepalooza? Other than ImpeachOrangeManBad?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 06:53 AM (IttZ7)

428 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 07:20 AM (Dh1wo)

NBC: Ha-Ha, Conservatives Reported the Story about the Founder of Burisma Being "Indicted," and He Totally Wasn't
Ukranian Translator: The Press Conference Says a "Sworn Statement of Suspicion" Has Been Issued Against the Burisma Founder

You tell me: Who's doing their best to actually report the news?

Here's the chuckleheads at NBC, who still aren't reporting this story, except as a partisan "Gotcha" about conservative websites.

A misleading claim about the head of the Ukrainian energy company at the heart of the House impeachment inquiry went viral across conservative pockets of social media Wednesday, receiving hundreds of thousands of retweets and shares from some of the president’s most ardent online supporters.

The incorrect story, first disseminated by the finance blog ZeroHedge, claimed that Mykola Zlochevsky, the head of Burisma, a Ukrainian energy company, had been indicted over money laundering related to the Biden family. Hunter Biden, son of former Vice President Joe Biden, was previously on Burisma’s board of directors.

In fact, there was no announcement of an indictment.

But Jack Posobiec contacted a Ukranian speaker to translate the press conference that's going on right now (or went on a short time ago), and she said the prosecutor had a said a "signed notice of suspicion" had been issued.




Is that the same as an indictment?

I don't know, but I do know something about this translation problem, I think.

When I translate French stories, I almost always translate the French mis en garde as "indicted."

Does it mean "indicted"? No, it does not. The French do not follow Anglo-American law, of course, and they don't have what we'd call "indictments."

Nevertheless, mis en garde is a major investigatory step. It literally means "Put on guard/put on caution/put on notice," or something like that.

Or, as Paul Anka might say: "You're all on fuckin' notice."

Cops may have informal suspicions in a criminal case, but mis en garde is a formal step, requiring, I believe, a presentation of proof before a magistrate.

I imagine it's something like a Warrant to Open an Official Investigation or something else we don't quite have in the Anglo-American system.

But when I'm translating quickly from the French, I assume readers do not want a diversion about what mis en garde means. So I have translated it as what I take to be roughly analogous: "Indicted."

It's a major step in a prosecution. It's not an arrest -- I know the word for that -- but it is official notice that you are now under official scrutiny.

Anyway, I don't know if Ukraine's legal system. But I would imagine it fails to track perfectly with the American system, and that therefore there will be terms of art which are untranslatable.

A "signed notice of suspicion of a crime" sound a lot like "mis en garde" to me, and I've always (roughly, imperfectly) translated mis en garde as "indicted."

Maybe I'll stop that now and start saying "officially notified to be on caution of being suspected of a crime." A bit cumbersome, but more accurate.

But either way, I don't see this as the cause for juvenile cheering and backclapping that the 27 year old media ignoramuses -- who were said by their strong ally (mind-controller) Ben Rhoades to "literally know nothing" -- that NBC is engaging in.

I don't know the Ukranian language or Ukranian criminal process. I don't know what a signed suspicion of crime is. I don't know if this is a major step or a more routine one.

But here's the thing:

I'm pretty damn sure the 27 year old ignoramuses who literally know nothing don't know either, and furthermore, they don't even know what they don't know.

They almost surely do not know that foreign countries have, get this, foreign systems of criminal process and that there will be legal terms of art that simply do not translate to English.

The French "pomme" translates as "apple." We have apples in America. That translates well because we have the same thing here; we just use another word.

But what happens when there's a concept in another country which we don't have in America? How do you translate that?


BTW: I personally never said "indicted" because I couldn't find what I thought to be an authoritative source for it. And also, because I do know that the very term "indicted" may not travel well to countries outside the Anglo-American tradition.

So I'm not covering my own ass here -- I avoided this entirely.

But I am curious to see who turns out to be closer to right: rando conservative blogs, or Rape Emporium and part-time propaganda organ NBC.

I've got my suspicions -- let's just say that much.

BTW, if anyone does know what mis en garde means, precisely, do please let me know. It bothers me!

Meanwhile, Noted Russia Expert and Leftwing Lunatic Whose Cranial Humors Are Completely Unbalanced to Fuck-Hell Julia Ioffe accuses the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette of being a Russian front, because... um, of a punctuation glitch.




OUT: Russian contacts

IN: Russian punctuation

I'll put up a Democrat debate thread later, but I won't be watching. I'm done for the day.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:50 PM




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1 Foist

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (aR6C/)

2 Yeah!!!

Oh and finish your post Ace

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (aR6C/)

3 Obviously this means the walls are closing in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (BiNEL)

4 It's a wedding dance!

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

5 So has the Sondland turd lost its stench yet?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (aR6C/)

6 Paul Anka makes an appearance! Ace has had it with all these second rate Propaganda News Networks!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (Y3Dab)

7 If I didn't know better I'd say PDT had planned this whole Ukraine impeachment crap and all the related mess himself..

Posted by: Tuna at November 20, 2019 07:55 PM (jm1YL)

8 This is what happens when you use google translate.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

9 Trump Latest Judicial Confirmation Flips 11th Circuit Court to GOP-Appointed Majority!!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:55 PM (BqBId)

10 If I'm that Arkansas lady with the DNA saying yeah, the kid's dad is Hunter, I'm saying, yeah, I want that Secret Service detail here 24/7 beginning this morning, and for the rest of her little life.

And then we're goin' to Hooters. And havin' a press conference out front, maybe with a couple Hooter girls behind me when I'm smiling for the cameras and showin' my tits.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (+fPHo)

11 Meanwhile, Noted Russia Expert and Leftwing Lunatic Whose Cranial Humors Are Completely Unbalanced to Fuck-Hell Julia Ioffe

LOL. Not a big fan of Julia Ioffe, eh, Ace?
It's not too often ones sees the phrase "cranial humors". It sounds like something from the 1600's
Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (WI7YS)

12 Democrat debate thread ? Why ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

13 Maybe at one time Zero Hedge was a financial site, now it is just craziness and Jew-hating.

I haven't been there in many months.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (sy5kK)

14 Julia Ioffe should be tarred and feathered.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (Y3Dab)

15 Also to be noted is the strong influence of 19th century French custom all over Eastern Europe. Romania got it strongest because hey, Latins. But the Russian Empire took on a lot of French influence as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)

16 Mercifully, the Ukraine and the US have an extradition treaty in place with robust safeguards to ensure the Bidens will he treated fairly.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (HWisp)

17 Reporters are idiots.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (eAMlh)

18 Loosely translated mis en garde means

Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

19 You'd think if there's time for a 'nyah-nyah' story aimed at evil conservatives, there would be time to cover the actual story itself, no?

No.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

20 Zerohedge has a few good nuggets, its the comments section you want to avoid.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (TLxpZ)

21 That Schitts is some kinda sales charm

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (rpxSz)

22
Mis en garde, Ace, is sort of like a warning, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (zBaqJ)

23 Or, as Paul Anka might say: "You're all on fuckin' notice."


And he also wrote Carson's version of the Tonight Show theme.

Guy was multi-talented.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (sy5kK)

24 They forgot to say unsubstantiated!

Posted by: PG at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (iqCkn)

25 Maybe at one time Zero Hedge was a financial site, now it is just craziness and Jew-hating.



I haven't been there in many months.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (sy5kK)

Just in the comments section.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (imSgd)

26 Vodka martini, two onions please.

Up


And make it a double.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (QUD4S)

27 Speakin' of Hooters and tits up, the pick on Drudge, the bald ambassador with the most shit eatin' grin imaginable, and some other baldy next to him doin' a faceplant at the table, just speaks boobs.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (+fPHo)

28 fucking crazy. we should not play along.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (FEQY4)

29
Another 27 year old reporter.


I told you all they are dumber than dirt.


See what I mean?


Posted by: Ben Rhodes, manipulating low-IQ individuals in the mainstream media at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (sy5kK)

30 Drop the puck, eh?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

31
Turns out that some Oregon Congress-bastard is intimidating Sondland's wife by threatening boycotts of their hotels. And worse.

Witness tampering? This is Mafia shit. But, Democrat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:00 PM (zBaqJ)

32 Or, as Paul Anka might say: "You're all on fuckin' notice."

-
Or, in French, pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

33 mis en garde = warning

Posted by: Arti at November 20, 2019 08:00 PM (vEIlU)

34 one thing about liberals is they can't meme and they can't zing.

so whenever a lib gives me the "see, check this link out, it proves everything", guess what, it typically proves nothing and it's highly unlikely the sender even read it.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (FEQY4)

35

You say peenis, I say pineus.

Let's work the whole thing out.

Posted by: Barry O at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

36 and pomme de terre means "apple of the ground" The French can be funny but there is some logic to it.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (n13/j)

37 An "indictment" is a uniquely American concept. Not even others of the handful of countries that use Anglo-American law have grand juries. Not even Merrie Olde England.

In Ukraine, the legal step is most closely considered a finding of reasonable suspicion by the investigating prosecutor.

This allows the police, under prosecutorial direction, to use additional investigative tools, including issuing warrants for individuals as either suspects of material witnesses.

Posted by: Miklos, who has dealt with this at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)

38 But the Russian Empire took on a lot of French influence as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)


Been a long time, but IIRC Tolstoy used a lot of French phrases in "War and Peace", and French was the "official" language of diplomacy for many many years.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

39 En garde, mise en garde, garde du corps...

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

40 In case I scared any of you, I'm not a bad space alien. Pretty benign really.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (Tnijr)

41 Julia Ioffe is kinda like a puppy: cute but very simple. I mean this is dumb even by the desultory standards of contemporary journalism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (H5knJ)

42 Turns out that some Oregon Congress-bastard is intimidating Sondland's wife by threatening boycotts of their hotels. And worse.
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Which one? Earl "The Pearl" Blumenauer?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

43 31
Turns out that some Oregon Congress-bastard is intimidating Sondland's wife by threatening boycotts of their hotels. And worse.

Witness tampering? This is Mafia shit. But, Democrat.

=======

right, on one side, pro-trump witnesses get prison terms and swat raids and twitter harassment mobs.

but the left's anti-trump witnesses are the ones who are with the angels, fearing the attack from evil rightwingers...that never appear.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (FEQY4)

44 any by apple of the ground, i mean, potato. bien sur.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (n13/j)

45 26 Vodka martini, two onions please.

Up


And make it a double.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (QUD4S)

*scratches head*

Oh, a Gibson!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

46 Wouldn't it be 'I am on guard!' in Frenchie speak?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (2B9A/)

47 BTW, if anyone does know what mis en garde means, precisely, do please let me know. It bothers me!

It means that the little rodents are wary of your too-obvious mousetrap.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (fK2gX)

48 >>33 mis en garde = warning

yes but it's not just a word, it is a specific legal situation.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (PbpT7)

49
"Mise en garde" = Jar Jar Binks on duty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (zBaqJ)

50 Mis en garde : Basically describes the Jets offensive line.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (am9TE)

51 Who are they trying to kid here? Oh yeah, the public, but come on, it is a known that the Biden and Kerry Crime Families took money from Burisma. It on video of Joe Biden admitting to his shakedown of the Ukraine to stop an investigation into Burisma. Its not that hard to follow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (r+sAi)

52 I would fucking love a martini. Only two more hours until I'm home and staring at my gin collection. In other words, whatever my kids left me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Y3Dab)

53 Msm: We can make gross errors like calling HS kids racists for attacking an Indian without an iota of remorse, but you fuckers better be meticulous in every phrase of your articles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (dNzKv)

54
Have Trump and Pence resigned and fled the country yet? I was told by my betters that it was all over for him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (7rVsF)

55 Pomme de terror - the apple of horror!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

56 >>>46 Wouldn't it be 'I am on guard!' in Frenchie speak?


no, "mis" is the past tense participle of mettre, to put. It means "put (past tense) on guard."

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (PbpT7)

57 Perfect storm of silly squabbling, involving legalese, foreigners, and stupid idiot reporters.

At least Bill Clinton had the courtesy to sodomize American girls.

I have a feeling we're going to be talking about the nitty gritty of Ukraine corruption for a long long time.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (hku12)

58 Been a long time, but IIRC Tolstoy used a lot of French phrases in "War and Peace", and French was the "official" language of diplomacy for many many years.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)
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French was also the language of the Russian court, nearly from the time of Peter the Great. Russian wasn't kulturny.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (3Z6pZ)

59 chien de garde !

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)

60 Glad Tucker is on.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (wiXsO)

61 Vodka martini, two onions please.

Up


And make it a double.

Oh Boy!, I got a feeling this is going to be good!

Posted by: Panhandler at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (S/rwf)

62 You know who this helps? Hunter Biden!

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dOV9E)

63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

64
French was the "official" language of diplomacy for many many years.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)


Still is, as far as I know. It may be the last use the French language has.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (7rVsF)

65 Wait, have we swung back to 'quid pro quo', rather than 'bribery'?

I don't have a copy of the playbook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (hnyqs)

66 46 Wouldn't it be 'I am on guard!' in Frenchie speak?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Nah. "Mis" is the past particple of "mettre."

And what does "mettre mean, you might ask?

Hahahaha! That's a good one. Trying to translate "mettre" into English is like trying to define the word "set" or "play." They have so many possible definitions, and are used in so many idioms, that they really have no one definition, or anything close to it.

Any idiom using the word "mettre" and its variants needs to be translated and explained by someone very very fluent in French. And that person isn't me.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (fK2gX)

67 I wonder what would happen if I started chugging from my flask while on the bus.


Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (QUD4S)

68
"Russian front, like with Stalingrad?"

- - Hillary


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (zBaqJ)

69 chiens de garde du capitalisme !

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)

70 Keep f*cking that Chicken Kiev Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (fhDmL)

71 Is this the new version of bread and circuses?

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (8/tIV)

72 These people we are up against are batshit insane. Like, they should seriously turn this all into a movie about the collective psychotic episode of half of this country.

Sandra Bullock could play a reporter who walks around, scared to the point of shaking and screams Russia! anytime something moves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (GoNER)

73 Best news about tonight's debate: Julian Castro did not qualify

Worst news: Still no Marianne Williamson. The Dems rigged the primaries for Hillary, why can't they rig this?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (dOV9E)

74 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)
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You are brave people.
*salute*
And, congratulations!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (3Z6pZ)

75 les gars reçoivent des chemises

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (M0u+N)

76 One thing to come out of this Schiff Shit Show is the State Department are a bunch of fuck ups.

Abolish the State Department along with the FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (Z+IKu)

77 71 Is this the new version of bread and circuses?
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (8/tIV)


More like mold and crackwhore beejers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (zBaqJ)

78 36 and pomme de terre means "apple of the ground" The French can be funny but there is some logic to it.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (n13/j)

I'll need to check with Bander, but I think the German "Pferdapfel" works. "Horse apple". Missing an umlaut of course.

Posted by: RI Red at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (moAc9)

79 I'll have a Dalmore 15-year, neat.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

80 Have Trump and Pence resigned and fled the country yet? I was told by my betters that it was all over for him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (7rVsF)


They fled 2 years ago and were replaced by look-alike Russian agents.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (dNzKv)

81 38 But the Russian Empire took on a lot of French influence as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)

Been a long time, but IIRC Tolstoy used a lot of French phrases in "War and Peace", and French was the "official" language of diplomacy for many many years.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)


It was routine for Czarist Russian nobility to speak French, sometimes better than they spoke Russian, as surprising as that might sound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (DXT9A)

82 the schitt show and his fellow traitors just iced our side out from being able to call the whistleblower to testify.

he has gaveled out and ended proceedings.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (dnjy6)

83 Oh, a Gibson!
Posted by: Insomniac


Nurse is a Gibson Girl?

Not bad.

Posted by: Miklos, having an Old Fashioned at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)

84 Julia, call me. I have a scoop on how my utility company is full of Nazis because they keep painting swastikas on the sidewalk!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (RQiaa)

85 Pomme de terror - the apple of horror!
Posted by: Insomniac
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Likely the best pun of the evening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (hnyqs)

86 All 4 of Sondland's attorneys were Democrat donors.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (wiXsO)

87 49
"Mise en garde" = Jar Jar Binks on duty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


100% correct.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (fK2gX)

88 67 I wonder what would happen if I started chugging from my flask while on the bus.


Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (QUD4S)


Just tell them you are homeless, and ask them for money.

They will leave you alone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (sy5kK)

89 I'll need to check with Bander, but I think the German "Pferdapfel" works. "Horse apple". Missing an umlaut of course.
Posted by: RI Red at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (moAc9)


Only if it's plural.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (DXT9A)

90 63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

91 Wait, have we swung back to 'quid pro quo', rather than 'bribery'?

I don't have a copy of the playbook.

-
Ahhh. The old Statue of Liberty play.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (+y/Ru)

92 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)
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Congratulations, CAT! I know this has been in the works for a long time. So very happy for you and Mrs. CAT, and those lucky children who now have a warm and safe and happy home with you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (aXucN)

93


Keep f*cking that Chicken Kiev Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (fhDmL)


hahahaha !!

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

94 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

God bless you and give you strength. That's quite an undertaking. Four toddlers!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (WI7YS)

95 Last time I checked 3 head were enough.
Posted by: Ben Had

----

Thanks! - just getting started on my homework with it all but wanted to touch base with you first.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (Y4EXg)

96 >>>59 chien de garde !

heh, I wonder how you would say that. Maybe it is chien de garde but that sounds cumbersome.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)

97 I also hope the last four years of Trump involve multiple live executions by guillotines.

That's the only French I know.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (GoNER)

98
Another 27 year old reporter.


I told you all they are dumber than dirt.



They're the Participation Trophy Generation. Their self-esteem is through the roof. And they're pig-ignorant. Dunning-Kruger on steroids.

Years ago, a 27-year-old had grown up. Probably had a full dose of adult responsibilities, and had seen some struggle and had to overcome it.

These assholes curl up in a fetal position when they can't charge their phones.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

99 Ya know, that Sondland guy hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (8/tIV)

100 We now have 4 children all age 2.

=========

Mis en garde.

You can have my martini. Both of my martinis. You have the greater need.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (Y3Dab)

101 63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)



Congratulations, and my deepest sympathies.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (Z7lwY)

102 39 et le garde vieux, moi meme.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (ms2Wv)

103 Good work, today Ace.

Go ahead and take the Morning off tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (hNE8k)

104 Some people in France did some things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (2B9A/)

105 When are the debates that I'm not going to watch start?

Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (l/v/h)

106 Epstein ne s'est pas tue'

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (M0u+N)

107 67
I wonder what would happen if I started chugging from my flask while on the bus.


Posted by: Nurse ratched


Heh, put it in a brown paper bag, they won't lay a finger on you.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (LOq4H)

108 When I translate French stories, I almost always translate the French mis en garde as "indicted."

Perhaps they should have said "regardez". Isn't that more or less the same as "hey, a**hole, some s***'s coming your way"?

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (T6t7i)

109 Any day now Capt Schiff will kill his Great Orange Whale, just as soon as Wylie Coyote carches the Roadrunner while using Acme products.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (fhDmL)

110 103 Good work, today Ace.

Go ahead and take the Morning off tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (hNE8k)


As long as I get the afternoon off...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (zBaqJ)

111 Still is, as far as I know. It may be the last use the French language has.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (7rVsF)


I trust you are right, I just wasn't sure it still was.

Russian wasn't kulturny.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (3Z6pZ)


Russian, the language of peasants, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (BiNEL)

112 Best news about tonight's debate: Julian Castro did not qualify

It was the sign at the door saying "You have to be this high ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (DXT9A)

113 Beware le pit bull fuckhead

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (Y3Dab)

114 The best thing you can do with google translate is make it say filthy things in foreign languages. I like to make it say filthy things about xi and the chicom.

Dictators hate filthy things like porn and freedom.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (HALdu)

115 When are the debates that I'm not going to watch start?
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (l/v/h)


Maybe they'll be delayed until after the Shiff-show like ESPN does for basketball games.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (NiXyF)

116 63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

On the plus side, Lady Ass Trophy did not have to give birth to twins.

Congratulations and thanks for being there for kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (2B9A/)

117 It was routine for Czarist Russian nobility to speak French, sometimes better than they spoke Russian, as surprising as that might sound.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Pfft. I spoke impeccable Austrian.

Posted by: Prince Albert at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (hnyqs)

118 "mis si horny" -- French prostitute in Saigon

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (PbpT7)

119 Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (l/v/h)

9:00

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (WI7YS)

120 Julia Ioffe is kinda like a puppy: cute but very simple. I mean this is dumb even by the desultory standards of contemporary journalism.

Yeah, she never quits crapping on the carpet...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (7s3Gx)

121 86 All 4 of Sondland's attorneys were Democrat donors.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (wiXsO)



who wudda thunk it?

damn, should have bought a lottery ticket!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

122 Reminder: True Conservative writer at the True Conservative Commentary "magazine" Noah Rothman was one of the first pushers of Fusion GPS' Russia Collusion talking points

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Oooh... tough juxtaposition in the sidebar, with the Washington Free Beacon link just below.

Reminder: WFB, under the editorship of Matthew Continetti (who is composed of Soy-5000, and Bill Kristol's SiL) was implemental in pushing the pee-pee party dossier.

They replaced him in September. Their new EiC is a millennial Leftist reporter from Politico, named Eliana Johnson.

Fuck them forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (5aX2M)

123 Epstein ne s'est pas tue´.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (fK2gX)

124 105 When are the debates that I'm not going to watch start?
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (l/v/h)


9 PM Eastern, but you can not watch the MSNBC pre-show about a half-hour or so before it starts.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (dOV9E)

125 Years ago, a 27-year-old had grown up. Probably had a full dose of adult responsibilities, and had seen some struggle and had to overcome it.

These assholes curl up in a fetal position when they can't charge their phones.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08

So much this. I had two kids and was working construction full time. Went to college 6 years later.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (8/tIV)

126 It is a good point Ace makes here. We ethnocentric and provincial American forget sometimes that foreign languages are not just translations of English. The French have words that mean only something to them. They come from a different legal background. Were we come from English Common law, they come from the Napoleonic Codes.

the funny thing about the French and Americans is the main reason they have always conflicted. They are the only two civilizations that over the centuries have not only thought of themselves as the best, but as the model for others.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (n13/j)

127 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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Yea!!! Jumping up and down with happiness for you all.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Y4EXg)

128 Maybe it's, En garde, motherfucker.

Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (l/v/h)

129 well, guard dog is in fact chien de garde, as the commenter upthread said.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (PbpT7)

130 Best news about tonight's debate: Julian Castro did not qualify

It was the sign at the door saying "You have to be this high ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

He could borrow Rubio's HispanoBoots.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing options at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)

131 {{{infidel}}}

how are you?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (ykYG2)

132 heh, I wonder how you would say that. Maybe it is chien de garde but that sounds cumbersome.





Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)


I think it is chiens de garde ? Watchdogs ?

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)

133 63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)


Congratulations! (And the very best of luck!)

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (TdMsT)

134 Pfft. I spoke impeccable Austrian.
Posted by: Prince Albert at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (hnyqs)
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Get out of that can!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (3Z6pZ)

135 >>>>I think it is chiens de garde ? Watchdogs ?


mais oui, I just noted that a couple of minutes ago.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

136 It was routine for Czarist Russian nobility to speak French, sometimes better than they spoke Russian, as surprising as that might sound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (DXT9A)



Been listening to the Revolutions podcast and he's covering the Russian revolutions right now. He mentioned how the Russian royalty basically would go getting their sons brides from all those German principalities to where the Nicholas II was a lot more German than Russian in his lineage.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Z7lwY)

137 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (GoNER)

138 I wish the Demofascists would take questions from the horde tonight. Post-cocktails.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Y3Dab)

139 All 4 of Sondland's attorneys were Democrat donors.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (wiXsO)


Wasn't Sondland a early Jeb! supporter (not that there is any noticeable difference)?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (BiNEL)

140 Isn't there some restaurant job called something like garde manger?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (dOV9E)

141
Could also mean something along the lines of protection?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (zBaqJ)

142 Oh, look, according to WIki, Julia Ioffe is Russian-born.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (oVJmc)

143 i thought it would be like "chien vigi" or something.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

144 With google translate you get to hear how "surprise anal" sounds in any language you wish.

You get to hear how the words sound, you know, because surprise anal more or less sounds the same wherever you are.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (HALdu)

145 Pfft. I spoke impeccable Austrian.
Posted by: Prince Albert at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (hnyqs)


As did George III, who never really learned English.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)

146 We now have 4 children all age 2.

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<ponders 4 toddlers and begins trembling, but gathers self to type>
Congratulations! You are truly a special person.

<resumes trembling>

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (8AONa)

147 137 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (GoNER)


"Nuts."

- - Anthony McAuliffe

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (zBaqJ)

148 Been a long time, but IIRC Tolstoy used a lot of French phrases in "War
and Peace", and French was the "official" language of diplomacy for
many many years.


A lingua franca, if you will.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

149

(I just tried to post "Epstein didn't kill himself" in Ukrainian, but Pixy ranked the attmept as a violation of the Geneva Conventions and rejected the comment.)

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (fK2gX)

150
God bless and best wishes to the augmented Clan Ass Trophy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (7rVsF)

151 I didn't say that.

What did I say?

Posted by: Ken Starr at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (WTo7J)

152 You know why Xi will not have Winnie the Pooh shot?

The firing squad might shoot him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (fhDmL)

153 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2!

Words that can be spoken only at the HQ.

Ass Trophy family > Biden family

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ykYG2)

154 137 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?



Hi Bernie!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

155 Maybe it's, En garde, motherfucker.
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (l/v/h)


Said right after running him through.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (DXT9A)

156 42 yes Earl Bluemenauer. He has been leading protests at Sondland properties.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (v2Axo)

157 Word on the street is the founder of Burisma is playing golf with Jimmy Hoffa.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (j3npP)

158 @realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago

Watch @TuckerCarlson, @seanhannity, @IngrahamAngle. Big News!



Anyone watching?

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)

159 We now have 4 children all age 2.



We had three in 14 months. I got snipped before things got any worse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

160 Mis en plas: put all the crap you're gonna need on the counter before you start.

Does that help?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (sGotD)

161 156 42 yes Earl Bluemenauer. He has been leading protests at Sondland properties.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (v2Axo)


AG Barr should arrest the miscreant and charge him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (zBaqJ)

162 We now have 4 children all age 2.

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Prepare yourself for a lifetime of funny looks from folks that ask the kids ages.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Y4EXg)

163 Oh, I'm sure NBC would be equally as GOTCHA if a leftist outlet "erroneously" reported that a Trump "confidant" had been indicted when only facing a "signed notice of suspicion", right?

Of fucking course not. Because, Two Americas.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (DU2N9)

164 I don't want to be the defendant. I always assume the defendant is guilty.

Posted by: Frank Reynolds, Non-Defendant at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (PbpT7)

165
As did George III, who never really learned English.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)


*polite cough*

George I

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (7rVsF)

166 Anyone watching?
Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)
~~~~~

Yep. Tucker's on...nothing spectacular yet.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (sGotD)

167 Perhaps they should have said "regardez". Isn't that more or less the same as "hey, a**hole, some s***'s coming your way"?

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"Voila!" is cooler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

168 mais oui, I just noted that a couple of minutes ago.





Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

oh, excuse moi !

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)

169 As did George III, who never really learned English.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)
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You're thinking of his grandfather George I, who was 100% schnitzel-sucker. George III was born in England, and in his first speech from the throne, stated, "I glory in the name of "Englishman"".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (3Z6pZ)

170 "And a word to my fellow American Jews: This president makes this possible. Here. Where you live. I hope the embassy move over there, where you don't live was worth it."

- Noted horrible wretch Julia Ioffe, via Twitter, while the bodies at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh were still warm

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

171 >>>154 137 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?

it's something like "Va te Faire Foutre," abbreviated VTTF

which is like "go make yourself fucked"

Posted by: Frank Reynolds, Non-Defendant at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (PbpT7)

172 I mean VTFF

Posted by: Frank Reynolds, Non-Defendant at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (PbpT7)

173

The lengths Ace will go to show off his French.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (MBgz5)

174 Sorry, George I was George III's great grandfather.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (3Z6pZ)

175 We now have 4 children all age 2.

Enjoy it while you can. They'll be 13 soon enough, and your life will turn to s***. The good news is they'll eventually go off to college and turn back in to human beings some time thereafter.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (T6t7i)

176 *polite cough*

George I
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (7rVsF)


Him too. IIRC, Queen Victoria was actually better with German than English as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (DXT9A)

177
hahaha, "prince andrew"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (MBgz5)

178 >>>"Voila!" is cooler.

or just "Attention!"

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (PbpT7)

179 174 Sorry, George I was George III's great grandfather.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (3Z6pZ)


His father was George 2.5?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (zBaqJ)

180 {{{bth}}} I'm in a foul mood. Not feeling great and the weather is miserable. They came and started the gas fireplace last week. (The gas had to be turned off this summer for asbestos remediation.) The glass cracked and will cost almost $400 to replace and a 21+ day wait. It's pyrex glass.

How be you?

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (8/tIV)

181 Sean Davis on Tucker

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (wiXsO)

182 174 Sorry, George I was George III's great grandfather.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (3Z6pZ)


Eh. Overrated.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (dOV9E)

183 As did George III, who never really learned English.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)

*polite cough*

George I

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George III didn't learn American.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

184 >>>The lengths Ace will go to show off his French.


I've moved off French on to italian and i'm loving it!!!!

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)

185 177
hahaha, "prince andrew"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (MBgz5)


The Pederast Formerly Known as Prince... Andrew. I need a weird symbol for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (zBaqJ)

186 Sean Davis on Tucker's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

187 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?
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f word is foutre...i think

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)

188 184 >>>The lengths Ace will go to show off his French.


I've moved off French on to italian and i'm loving it!!!!
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)


Bravo! Bravissimo!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (zBaqJ)

189
(I just tried to post "Epstein didn't kill himself" in Ukrainian, but Pixy ranked the attmept as a violation of the Geneva Conventions and rejected the comment.)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (fK2gX)

Vy bach te

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (TdMsT)

190 Motherfuckinghamsterfucker


I wonder how that translates.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (QUD4S)

191
Achtung!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (MBgz5)

192 Word on the street is the founder of Burisma is playing golf with Jimmy Hoffa.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (j3npP)



Some balls are getting washed, but I don't think that's golf they're playing...

Posted by: NC Ref at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (Dxxm/)