Update: No Democrat Presidential Candidates Have Accepted AIPAC's Invitation to Speak Before Them Yet

Complete boycott. AIPAC meets next week.

No Democratic candidate for president has yet agreed to attend the American Israel Public Affairs Committee's annual Policy Conference next week.

According to Politico, Sen. Kamala Harris (D., Calif.) confirmed through an aide Thursday that she will not be attending.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.), former Rep. Beto O'Rourke (D., Tex.), and Howard Schultz will reportedly do the same.

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Harris has previously spoken in warm terms at AIPAC's Policy Conference, calling it "an honor" to speak there in 2017. Other declared presidential hopefuls, such as Sens. Cory Booker (D., N.J.), Kirsten Gillibrand (D., N.Y.), and Amy Klobuchar (D., Minn.), have made similar remarks.

Because this is an update and you probably don't have much more to say about it, I will note that the Fiercely Heterosexual Senator from New Jersey, Cory Booker, is now calling for "Radical Love."

Before he accused Republican policies of causing people to die, Booker promised his presidential campaign would offer the country "radical love."

"People want to say love is a soft, namby, sort of like, 'Oh, kumbaya' sentiment," he said. "I think it's the most ferocious, tough, hard, force there is."

Buried lead: the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force.

"Fiercely Heterosexual" (c) 2019 by Deplorable Jay Guevera.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM




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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

2 Antisemitic!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (ffYR/)

3 2

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

4 dammit!

...but I did read the content before posting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

5 truth be told, I don't care if the D's don't go to AIPAC, and I don't think it's necessarily antisemitic.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

6 Well, if they want to put all their electoral eggs in the Judenrein Partei basket, I say bless their hearts (if any).

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 05:46 PM (wA4OO)

7 Radical love...

that's when they force you to bend over and take it up the butt?

Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

8 Word is that the Dems are holding off on any cooperation with the sneaky Jooos until they see whether this "beginning of Spring" think is really going to stick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (Mouru)

9 Booker needs to start writing romantic novels that feature a lot of "against your will" sex, whatever it's called.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (4e+hS)

10 and yet the majority of Jewish voters will vote Democrat

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (dm05u)

11

Joo-Cooties cause global warming.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (zBaqJ)

12 Forceful love > rape.

Thanks Spartacus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (3H9h1)

13
Unrelated: This is hilarious:

A cartoon reenactment of idiot Joe Rogan "interviewing" Tim Pool and the Twitter jerkoffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEArAlNMuE4

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (0NFLi)

14 I guess it's a good thing for the Party of the Ku Klux Klan to put it's cards on the table.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (13dPG)

15 Jews have cooties.

-The Democrats

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (CBvvk)

16 10 and yet the majority of Jewish voters will vote Democrat
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (dm05u)

Battered wife syndrome?

Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (NgKpN)

17 Absolut Hetero

Posted by: Absolut Vodka at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (yVQPB)

18 reeducation camps are a form of love.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (Pg+x7)

19 10 and yet the majority of Jewish voters will vote Democrat
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (dm05u)


Yes, but in the last 8 years that has been growing smaller and smaller.

The optics of this make the ads write themselves for Trump 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (zBaqJ)

20 No fair, you're now copyrighting stuff. Now I can't plagiarize.... See my couch and dogs pics on my instagram!

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (z3Q/9)

21 Doesn't matter the reason they aren't going because I learned from the Left:
Anti-Semites!!!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

22 "Fiercely Heterosexual" (c) 2019 by Deplorable Jay Guevera.


See Jonah Goldberg, that is how you properly credit somebody's original work.


Honestly, is that so hard?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

23 "People want to say love is a soft, namby, sort of like, 'Oh, kumbaya' sentiment," he said. "I think it's the most ferocious, tough, hard, force there is."





Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my dick!? - Cory Booker

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (13dPG)

24 Love is a full contact sport. It's wrasslin' and tussling and the scratch of a beard on the back of your neck. It's a hot, sweaty, no holds barred grudge match in an urban bathhouse.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (SKzm4)

25 7 Radical love...

that's when they force you to bend over and take it up the butt?
Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)



Once a year. With a gloved finger. And my insurance covers it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (zBaqJ)

26 The Dems also hate old people, babies and dogs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (r+sAi)

27 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (C1NyB)

28 That list of candidates should be speaking at car dealership openings

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (CBvvk)

29 Buried lead: the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force


Cory Booker: "Stop the jackhammering Top! Stop the jackhammering!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (5UfE7)

30 Awesome. The Jewish vote for Republicans will increase from 10.2% to 10.21%.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (9m7V1)

31 It's March of '19. They are going to run out of feet to shoot before Labor Day THIS YEAR.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (Boy/L)

32 He's going to come out of the closet as non binary gender other during the campaign. Its inevitable.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (ys1IH)

33 Are you kidding me!? what? they want to miss the free lox and bagels? Thats crazy pants.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (0rsWa)

34 "Radical love" is unconstrained by bourgeoisie notions like "monogamy" or "faithfulness" or even "wrap your dick up I don't know where it's been".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (wCmLp)

35 truth be told, I don't care if the D's don't go to AIPAC, and I don't think it's necessarily antisemitic.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

No? But is 100% support of Antisemitism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (oOwhS)

36 I am going to guess that the coffee Corey is referring to is 'Mr. Coffee'.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (LL1Be)

37 Love hurts.






Forceful love hurts a lot.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (m45I2)

38 "Fiercely Heterosexual" (c) 2019 by Deplorable Jay Guevera.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (t6MX/)

39
I love it!

A radical dimwitted far-leftist bartender, a muslim salami, and another muslim barbarian CONTROL the Democrat party today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (0NFLi)

40
Howard Schultz splitting the Dem vote by running independent is good.

Not going to AIPAC is disgusting. Coffee enema for you, momzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)

41 Awesome. The Jewish vote for Republicans will increase from 10.2% to 10.21%.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (9m7V1)

No it is already 30% and rising

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (oOwhS)

42 Any word on how many will speak at NOI's gathering?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (9m7V1)

43 The night was moist......with ferocious radical love that was sorta like rape but sexy-like and radical, and with chicks only with their vaginas and such.

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (4e+hS)

44
"People want to say love is a soft, namby, sort of like, 'Oh, kumbaya' sentiment," he said. "I think it's the most ferocious, tough, hard, force there is."


Of course he's the same guy who admitted to sexually assaulting a girl in HS.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (TAmPV)

45 Is Cory trolling this site? Basically implying he can say flaming nonsense like this but the media will give him a pass so he doesn't have to worry about it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (/qEW2)

46 28 That list of candidates should be speaking at car dealership openings
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (CBvvk)

No way. That inflatable dancing guy outside stole my best moves.

Posted by: Beto at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (7HtZB)

47 22 "Fiercely Heterosexual" (c) 2019 by Deplorable Jay Guevera.


See Jonah Goldberg, that is how you properly credit somebody's original work.


Honestly, is that so hard?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

Is that something like "severely heterosexual "?

Posted by: RI Red at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (zOjCz)

48 Spartacus better not come around with that hard love of his.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (JgA4k)

49 My brother and I have started a book club for the Democratic Party. First book on our list is the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (SKzm4)

50 The O'Jays are going to upset when Booker starts playing Love Train at rallies with no people in attendance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (Boy/L)

51 What's weird is that this isn't being done to curry favor with Muslim-Americans. There aren't enough of them to matter electorally. This is being done because of the anti-Israel sentiment among WHITE LIBERALS.

Mike

Posted by: MBunge at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (7Nkan)

52 How long will it take for the joos to realize that they have been replaced as a conttituancy of the Democrat party?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (MozdL)

53 When the hell are American Jews going to wake the fuck up and stop throwing their lot in with the Nazi-lite Democrat party?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

54 Poor Rosario Dawson.

On the other hand, how happy is Kelly Preston that she's no longer the most famous beard in Hollywood?

Posted by: El Kabong at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (datdl)

55 I hate when my fear is affirmed . I knew this after Obama was elected , just tool a little bit longer for them to show themselves fully.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (r/xAU)

56 truth be told, I don't care if the D's don't go to AIPAC, and I don't think it's necessarily antisemitic.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)


It minimally sends a message that you disavow and disapprove of one of America's staunchest allies.

And yes, it stinks to high heaven of Joo-hate when you consider who the current superstars of that party are.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (zBaqJ)

57
I don't expect leftist Jews to vote for PDT in '20, but I do expect some to stay home.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (0NFLi)

58 If elected, I promise that I will come out swinging to set our country straight by getting to the bottom of our biggest, hardest problems. I will also force legislation through Congress and fill our Nation with radical love, the most ferocious, hardest, toughest, tastiest force there is.

Posted by: Corey "Spartacus" Booker, Fierce Heterosexual 䈎 at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (0vY1N)

59 Bet they all speak at the Kill Your Infant Convention

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (CBvvk)

60 Free Love > Radical Love > Free Radical Love

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (m45I2)

61 Love is deep and unyielding. Every inch of it.

Posted by: Cory Spartacuck at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (7HtZB)

62 Which Republicans are going ? Will Trump be there?

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (XROPS)

63 "Radical love." LOL. Biggest laugh I've had all day. Yep, when I've looked at Cory Booker with his bugged out eyes, clipped cadences and disdain while interrogating people coming before the Senate I immediately think "Radical love". Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (AllCR)

64 Howard Schultz splitting the Dem vote by running independent is good.

Not going to AIPAC is disgusting. Coffee enema for you, momzer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)

---------------------------

This one baffled me too. I can understand, though not agree with, the rest of the Anti Semitic assholes not attending. But Schultz? WTAF?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (ffYR/)

65 When the hell are American Jews going to wake the fuck up and stop throwing their lot in with the Nazi-lite Democrat party?
Posted by: Insomniac

About the same time blacks realize they've been played for fools all these years.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (FTlwv)

66 I can't wait until they go full on with the white hate and Christian hate.

Because hating the majority of America is totally the way to win elections.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (zY+5G)

67 When the hell are American Jews going to wake the fuck up and stop throwing their lot in with the Nazi-lite Democrat party?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

Your making the mistaken assumption many of them are Jews?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (oOwhS)

68 That's bizarre, the dec code for the copyright sign won't work.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (0vY1N)

69 Hey everybody.

There's tons I don't like about him, but I don't get the ridicule of Cory Booker for claiming the most passionate affair of his lifetime is with coffee.

My all-time most romantic relationship has always been with pizza. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (miE9U)

70 Hickenlooper: I'll attend AIPAC

AIPAC: Hicken-who?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (m45I2)

71 Buried lead: the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force.

Yeah, according to T-Bone that ship sailed quite a while back on a current of love and astroglide.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (RD7QR)

72 Harry it certainly IS, they have been supports of the dems for a very long time, This is a open slap in the face.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (r/xAU)

73 Johny Isakkson, say do you think this is deplorable?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (9m7V1)

74 I saw Radical Love open for CORY BOOKER IS A FLAMING HOMO in 97.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (8GMmq)

75 As a flaming hetero myself,I would like to challenge Corey to a slow-dance contest to prove our mutual heterosexuality.

Posted by: Barry O. at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (LL1Be)

76 Corey, I believe the word you're looking for is "Palomino."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (gC2IV)

77 Love stinks.


Radical love smells like ass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)

78 Corey Boofer

Giving pron a bad name.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2019 05:55 PM (3H9h1)

79 "Radical love " right up the poop chute!

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 05:55 PM (BXMxN)

80
Poor Rosario Dawson.

Hey, now. Cory is strictly mishly when it comes to Rosario.


As far as that actor in Rent, well.....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

81 His breast glistened and his pecs stood at attention as he pressed his throbbing erection against what's her name's butt. His blond locks and sexy ankles let everyone know he meant business, sexy business.

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 21, 2019 05:55 PM (4e+hS)

82 about the same time catholics , Christians get a clue.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 05:55 PM (r/xAU)

83 The writing has been on the wall for years, yet they do not read it.

Something along the lines of Mene Mene Tekel Upharson, but instead it says 'you are not welcome'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2019 05:55 PM (YslsA)

84 NO

KILL

I

Posted by: Cory's Prolapsed Anus at March 21, 2019 05:55 PM (JcXHH)

85 This is getting really weird!

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 05:55 PM (q177U)

86 I'll be there, Sun-Tues.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (IfYaq)

87 Hickenlooper: I'll attend AIPAC

Could possibly be not entirely stupid and/or crazy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (Boy/L)

88 Yep, when I've looked at Cory Booker with his bugged out eyes, clipped cadences and disdain while interrogating people coming before the Senate I immediately think "Radical love". Yep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (AllCR)


I think "goat language festers".

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (t+qrx)

89 Is it just me or is Rosario Dawson almost a double for AOC?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (miE9U)

90 Dude is supposedly dating a gay icon, fiercely.

That's enough info for me.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (YpRda)

91 I'd like to be known hereafter as Notorious FHB.

Posted by: Little Cory at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (Tyii7)

92 > ""Fiercely Heterosexual" (c) 2019 by Deplorable Jay Guevera."

I see someone is laying the legal groundwork to monetize their comments here instead of just giving it away.

Ayn Rand would approve (not that I approve of Ayn Rand).

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (hLcxo)

93 T-Bone!

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (K3aj6)

94 Harry it certainly IS, they have been supports of the dems for a very long time, This is a open slap in the face.
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Its spit.

A giant phlegmy goober.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (ys1IH)

95 Why would anyone pass up on the chance to see a working weather machine?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (rm2oH)

96 I guess they found new money men to replace the New York ones, as the Democrats put it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (39g3+)

97 Hickenlooper: I'll attend AIPAC

Maybe he can bring his mom with him, to make up for taking her to see "Deep Throat."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

98 I don't think Booker is the ghey. Only because if he were, why would he hide it? Black AND gay....he'd be an even better version of Obama. It makes no sense to hide what is a big plus for him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (9m7V1)

99 87 Hickenlooper: I'll attend AIPAC

Could possibly be not entirely stupid and/or crazy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (Boy/L)

Maybe he thinks it at iHop for free pancakes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (oOwhS)

100 Radar Love > Radical Love

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (/tuJf)

101 Its only savage vicious love when you take a running start!

Posted by: Cory 'I'm a screaming hetero' Booker at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (0rsWa)

102 Why would anyone pass up on the chance to see a working weather machine?

And we're done here. Thread winner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (Boy/L)

103 Um, yeah... Most people consider raw-dog ass-pounding with multiple partners "radical."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (AzW6q)

104 Hickenlooper will go if they show Debbie Does Dallas for his mom.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (r+sAi)

105 *mind blown*

Maybe this is Trump's plan. Look at the rumors on the Golan Heights announcement. He's driving a massive wedge between Jewish voters and the Democrat party. The timing is amazing, if true.

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (q177U)

106 You might want to make it a LITTLE less obvious.

Posted by: Zombie Henry Ford at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (SKzm4)

107 Hickenlooper: I'll attend AIPAC



Could possibly be not entirely stupid and/or crazy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (Boy/L)

I guessed Biden but someone has to attack from the "right". OF course that means he is toast, just ask that Senator from Virginia.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (n13/j)

108 Hickenlooper: I'll attend AIPAC

Could possibly be not entirely stupid and/or crazy.
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Sorry. He took his mother to see deep throat. Crazy as F*&^

Just because he's standing next to a complete looney bin makes him look better by comparison. He's still totally unacceptable.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (nu8eJ)

109 Buried lead: the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force.
--

As a self employed person, Barack Hussein Obama and his "Obamacare" did things to me with tough, hard force.

And now my $600 a month health insurance is nothing more than a medical discount card that enables me to pay in advance for everything at a slightly lower price!

So yeah, I understand tough, hard force and will fight back against it and radical love.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (zY+5G)

110 Maybe he can bring his mom with him, to make up for taking her to see "Deep Throat."

Damn. Forgot that. Never mind.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (Boy/L)

111 I have a feeling Cory Booker might end up the same way as that TV anchorman in LA not too long ago.

Posted by: dantesed at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (88xKn)

112 Cory might have the ferocious part of the love down. He really doesn't like people who disagree with him. I'm not sure of the love part. This is almost as appealing as the young clergy woman who is praying for those who disagree on gay marriage in the church, and who is part of the "Holy Resistance". Groovy. I feel the love!!/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (AllCR)

113 What will allegedly center-left reasonable Joe Biden do?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (xPl2J)

114 Anti-Semitic are we much?

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (BbGew)

115 I am going to start using 'SAVAGE' in my bedroom taalk from now on.

Like the Voiceover in Streetfighter.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (K3aj6)

116
the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force.

He's been driving all night his hands wet on the wheel
There's a voice in his head that drives his heel

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (TAmPV)

117 Wait, did Spartacus come right out and say he wants to f--k America, hard?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 05:58 PM (4AeKb)

118 Will Senator Spartacus be wearing a glove while he's doing all this ferocious, hard, tough loving?

And nobody apart from the Horde realizes the man is stark, raving, mad?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (JgA4k)

119 I wish I had a copyright.

Copyright 2019 DaveA.

Ha, now I do. That'll be 1 thackmolian each Morons.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (FhXTo)

120 Sad day for America when simply not hating Jews makes one a right wing Democrat.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (9m7V1)

121 "Splatacus"

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (q177U)

122 As God is my witness, Hugh Hefner just thtew up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (3H9h1)

123 Storm's a coming.

Mainly because THEY control the weather and also because Jew-hate is generally very inauspicious, but mostly because they control the weather.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (f5Ewc)

124 I'm told Pelosi will be speaking at Policy Conference.

Hm.

You know, I think this is being sold as a boycott, but in reality they are likely very afraid of a lukewarm reception by their constituents who will be there. Part of the event has members from the various districts meeting with their representatives, and given the current climate that would create quite a bit of discomfort for Harris et al. AIPAC members are really very politically aware.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (IfYaq)

125 Bless your heart, Cory!

In other news: John Hickenlooper proudly came out in favor of NOT executing terrorists, such as Badseed Tsarnaev. Yes, he is so opposed to the death penalty he would spare stone-cold killers.

Maybe this sells will idiot millennials, but people who have witnessed the trend of terrorism on US soil since 9/11, sometimes a little to close for comfort (e.g. being in Arlington, VA on 9/11 and during beltway shooter days) will find this sentiment repellant.

To recap the current Democrat values:
Killing babies = OK
Killing terrorists = Not OK

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (W+vEI)

126 don't think Booker is the ghey. Only because if he were, why would he hide it? Black AND gay....he'd be an even better version of Obama. It makes no sense to hide what is a big plus for him.
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Same reason Obama hid it. Its a big turnout killer in the black community.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (nu8eJ)

127 What will allegedly center-left reasonable Joe Biden do?
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Whatever George Soros tells him to do.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (zY+5G)

128 grody to the max

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (4hfnr)

129 Hillary is Sharticus

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 06:00 PM (4AeKb)

130 Why would anyone pass up on the chance to see a working weather machine?

I thought they kept that in Florida

And yeah I don't think Booker is homosexual, I think he's willing to do anyone and have anyone do him. I don't think he is picky about it. Sheep, woman, men, knotty pine boards, children, inflated clown with a strapon, whatever

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 06:00 PM (39g3+)

131 O/T My lib sister just texted me that they're reopening the Atlanta child murders for some reason.

I guess the PTB are determined to find a white killer and get Wayne Williams off the hook.

Anyhow, I texted her back, "meh." Have no idea if that will trigger her for some reason or not.

Meh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

132 "The Man Inside Me: The Corey Booker Story"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 06:00 PM (LL1Be)

133 I was trying to search to see if Hickenlooper or other candidates going for the "moderate" label were going. Didn't find that out, just a headline that Soros/MoveOn.org is the force asking progressive candidates to boycott AIPAC.

But don't call Soros a nazi collaborator, that would be anti-semitic.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 21, 2019 06:00 PM (5Fap7)

134 The phone don't ring
And the sun refused to shine
Never thought I'd have to pay so dearly
For what was already mine
For such a long, long time

Posted by: AIPAC Guest Speaker Committee at March 21, 2019 06:01 PM (eGfAC)

135 What is this about Huickenlooper and his mom? Is that fer realz or some rumor based on a guy who knows a guy who swears his sister saw it happen.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 06:01 PM (9m7V1)

136 Deeply closeted fiercely heterosexual

Posted by: bobby ahr at March 21, 2019 06:01 PM (zmZ2x)

137 Ha, now I do. That'll be 1 thackmolian each Morons.

I only have quatloos, will you take a trade?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 06:01 PM (39g3+)

138 Hell, even Debbie Whatshername Schlitz went.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (IfYaq)

139 126 don't think Booker is the ghey. Only because if he were, why would he hide it? Black AND gay....he'd be an even better version of Obama. It makes no sense to hide what is a big plus for him.
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Same reason Obama hid it. Its a big turnout killer in the black community.
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (nu8eJ)

Bingo. Rank and file black Democrats ain't too big on teh ghey, especially black church folk.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

140 If the media was anywhere near balanced, and not stupid, or lazy, or corrupt, they could actually help their DNC overlords by helping weed out the lunatics and imbeciles in the party.

Oh wait, there might not be anyone left.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (JgA4k)

141 Palette cleanser: http://tinyurl.com/y63kcpvg

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (zY+5G)

142 What is this about Huickenlooper and his mom? Is that fer realz or some rumor based on a guy who knows a guy who swears his sister saw it happen.

From the horse's mouth:

The former Democratic governor of Colorado explained how he once took his mother to see the adult film "Deep Throat" with him and a friend.

http://tinyurl.com/y4fcq5e5

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (39g3+)

143 I'm FEROCIOUSLY heterosexual, you h*ters!

Posted by: Corey at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (786Ro)

144 Why do I suspect there will be no mainstream media coverage of this full-on icing of a major Jewish organization by the Dems?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (I2dne)

145 They're trying to pair the word "radical" with something positive because Trump has been calling them the Radical Democrats for a while now and taking a giant wrecking ball to their brand.

The bajillion candidates are basically one big team acting out a not-completely-scripted play. This will become clearer as time goes on.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (f5Ewc)

146 If nearly all Muzzies are imported, like under Obama, and then sign them up in Motor Voter states to start immediately voting in federal elections, which many states currently do, the "Jewish voting problem", if there was any, is solved!

If you can get a driver's license in a MV state, clerks are under orders to give you the card to register to vote, and to accept it without question.

I've seen it with my own eyes, and when questioned, the DL clerk said those were his orders and nobody questions it. Maybe they would lose their job if they did?


Then, zero people from the Secretary of State check validity, and *presto!*, you be a voter!! Yowzer!

This also works for illegals crossing the border. Just get a driver's license, and if in a MV state, you vote, too!


Ain't America great?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (sy5kK)

147 Buried lead: the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force.

And up against a wall, too.

Now should I recap the entire thread again?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (GJkKh)

148 It isn't really Islamophobia when your wartime enemy vows to kill you and actively pursues your annihilation.

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2019 06:03 PM (LuPts)

149 "I think it's the most ferocious, tough, hard, force there is.", Corey Booker said, half in Ernest.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 06:03 PM (m45I2)

150 Maybe he can bring his mom with him, to make up for taking her to see "Deep Throat."

Damn. Forgot that. Never mind.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Um, wut?

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (XROPS)

151 131 O/T My lib sister just texted me that they're reopening the Atlanta child murders for some reason.

I guess the PTB are determined to find a white killer and get Wayne Williams off the hook.

Anyhow, I texted her back, "meh." Have no idea if that will trigger her for some reason or not.

Meh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

------------
Atlanta's Mayor said this morning that they were re-opening the cases to "prove once and for all that Black Lives Matter". I kid you not.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (0r1YL)

152 Don't be fooled by Hickenlooper, he pretends to be a center left but governs radical ultra left.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (r+sAi)

153 frigging autocucumber- earnest.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (m45I2)

154 "When I reached into the small sized pocket, I felt something warmer and harder than the insulation and wondered if I had found the kitten or if I was about to have a pet rat. When I gently grabbed the questionable ball of fur, it immediately started crying out again."

Yeah that would be a pucker moment. Opossum or kitten?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)

155 Love is the most ferocious and toughest when practiced between a cop, Indian, construction worker, biker and sitting US Senator.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (SKzm4)

156 >>What is this about Huickenlooper and his mom? Is that fer realz or some rumor based on a guy who knows a guy who swears his sister saw it happen.


Fore realz: https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra

Clip is a few tweets down, also the clip of Hickenlooper saying he would not execute mass murdering terrorists.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (W+vEI)

157 131 Where was Trump while those murders were happening,hmmm??

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (BXMxN)

158 That list of candidates should be speaking at car Yugo dealership openings
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (CBvvk)

Edited for emphasis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 06:05 PM (nPGq2)

159 oh geez.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 06:05 PM (XROPS)

160 This also works for illegals crossing the border. Just get a driver's license, and if in a MV state, you vote, too!

Ain't America great?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (sy5kK)
+++++++++
Parts of it. It would be so easy to fix these problems and the fact that they go unfixed shows you that there is no interest in fixing them. Just off the top of my head, three things that would solve a bulk of the problem:

1) No more motor voter
2) When you vote, you go vote in a polling place. Absentee ballots are available but must be specifically requested like in the old days. No "absentee/mail-in by default"
3) Burn the voter rolls every six years. Anyone who still wants to vote has about two years to re-register before the next election.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 06:05 PM (I2dne)

161 Clueless coworker was at lunch saying we need to stop Islamophobia.

One of the Marines said "when they stop trying to kill people, then the fear might stop."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 21, 2019 06:05 PM (IfYaq)

162 The DemonRat candidates are just checking the train schedules with their Muslim minders before committing to go to AIPAC.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2019 06:06 PM (now3g)

163 I'm sure Booker was one of the Village People.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:06 PM (JgA4k)

164 I haven't seen the democrats this upset since Lincoln freed the slaves.

Posted by: James at March 21, 2019 06:06 PM (DWCq/)

165 I only have quatloos, will you take a trade?

I really don't want to talk about all modalities in a Corey thread.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 06:06 PM (FhXTo)

166 Atlanta's Mayor said this morning that they were re-opening the cases to "prove once and for all that Black Lives Matter". I kid you not.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (0r1YL)

---------------------------

Keisha Lance Bottoms sees no need to hide her racism anymore. In her bubble world, why would she?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 06:06 PM (ffYR/)

167 Question for the Horde:

If you won Lotto and could move to anywhere in the US to build yourself a home and live, where would you move to? (I assume a lot of you would basically create self-sustaining compounds for yourselves in sparsely populated areas of states like Idaho, but that's just my guess.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2019 06:06 PM (miE9U)

168 152 Don't be fooled by Hickenlooper, he pretends to be a center left but governs radical ultra left.

With candidates named Hickenlooper and Buttigieg, you know the party's serious.

"Why vote for someone named Buttigieg when you can have someone who had a really booty gig?" - Kamala Harris

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 06:07 PM (8erNz)

169 What's a Hickenlooper? Sounds like a skin infection.

Posted by: dantesed at March 21, 2019 06:07 PM (88xKn)

170 Don't be fooled by Hickenlooper, he pretends to be a center left but governs radical ultra left.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM[/i


Shhhh! You're giving away our successful 2018 congressional strategy. Which we fully plan on redoing in 2020. Socialism for a few, miniature American flags for most. (h/t Kang )

Posted by: Democrats at March 21, 2019 06:07 PM (786Ro)

171 Corey Booker has taken a sip of penis.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 06:07 PM (LL1Be)

172 .

Posted by: Democrats at March 21, 2019 06:07 PM (786Ro)

173 149 "I think it's the most ferocious, tough, hard, force there is.", Corey Booker

I hear Paul Lynde.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:07 PM (JgA4k)

174

Leftist cocksucker and fake comedian in Australia FRAMES Jewish man in attempt to blame him for killing muslims but doesnt get away with it and gets tables turned on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odCQhAezB_Q

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 06:07 PM (Bz8Ru)

175 When we say there is absolutely no Jew hate in the Progressive Democrat Party, we do mean there is a bit.

Posted by: Eric Swallowell, Czar of Nuclear Weapon Disbursement at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (JkmIf)

176 They are completely dedicated to Islam.

Gonna be interesting once THAT mask finally drops for good.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (pgXNG)

177 the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force.

The government will provide lube.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (Z216Q)

178 What does 'radical love' mean in a gay bathhouse? Shouldn't the statement be considered in context?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (Lg/Uq)

179 No? But is 100% support of Antisemitism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (oOwhS)

About 99.9% of "nuanced" criticism of Israel is just camouflaged anti-Semitism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (nPGq2)

180 Hickenlooper? I don't even know 'er!

Posted by: Hands at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (786Ro)

181 When Kamala Harris questions people coming before the Senate, what I always think of her is "The Queen of Radical Love" Yep, it's one big radical love party.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (AllCR)

182 If you won Lotto and could move to anywhere in the US to build yourself a home and live, where would you move to? (I assume a lot of you would basically create self-sustaining compounds for yourselves in sparsely populated areas of states like Idaho, but that's just my guess.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2019 06:06 PM (miE9U)
+++++++++
Nailed it. Anyplace that has a lot of land and is geothermically active so it can be tapped for heat and power. Within 30 minutes' drive of civilization, within 120 minutes to a real place like a small city.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (I2dne)

183 Weak web fu for me I guess. I was searching and only got a link for Hick attending 2015 AIPAC. By the way, do not be fooled. Hickenlooper will defer or delay commie goals to get elected but he did quite well in dragging Colorado to the left. (he had help to be sure, but he's very anti-rural, anti-energy, basically just has a better veneer over his commie soul that Harris, Booker, Warren, Beto et al.)

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (5Fap7)

184 I had a touch of Hickenlooper last year. Antibiotics cleared it up in a few days.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (pJpZI)

185 It's good when the mask gets ripped off to reveal the reactionary left-fascist anti-Semites writhing underneath.



How can ANY Jew in America vote Democrat after this?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (T09ml)

186 I don't think Booker is the ghey. Only because if he
were, why would he hide it? Black AND gay....he'd be an even better
version of Obama. It makes no sense to hide what is a big plus for him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (9m7V1)


I think he's just waiting for the right timing to maximize the "I'm out of the closet now, but only because I was so bullied over it, so vote for me because I'm a victim and if you don't vote for me you're a hater, too" narrative.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (OMsf+)

187 On an extended stay in London I became obsessed with the series Spartacus Blood and Sand. Parts of it are really porn. I think Booker played one of the eunuchs.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (CBvvk)

188 155 Love is the most ferocious and toughest when practiced between a cop, Indian, construction worker, biker and sitting US Senator.
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (SKzm4)


I don't believe it's possible for him to practice his love when he's sitting down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (GJkKh)

189 Atlanta's Mayor said this morning that they were re-opening the cases to "prove once and for all that Black Lives Matter". I kid you not.

Shit like this is why, regardless of how things shake out in California, I cannot see ever living in the South.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 06:10 PM (8erNz)

190
I hate Joke Rogan. That's why I want everyone to watch that vid I posted way up above.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 06:10 PM (Bz8Ru)

191 How can ANY Jew in America vote Democrat after this?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (T09ml)
++++++++++
The biggest factor will be ignorance - none of this will be covered. The second-biggest factor will be those who like being Progressives more than they like being Jewish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 06:10 PM (I2dne)

192 (I assume a lot of you would basically create self-sustaining compounds
for yourselves in sparsely populated areas of states like Idaho, but
that's just my guess.)
--

Get out of my head!


Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 06:10 PM (zY+5G)

193 5 When the hell are American Jews going to wake the fuck up and stop throwing their lot in with the Nazi-lite Democrat party?
Posted by: Insomniac

About the same time blacks realize they've been played for fools all these years.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (FTlwv)



LBJ was quoted as saying something about signing the 1964 Civil Rights bill will have them voting Democrat for 200 years.

So until 2164. Sorry for the math.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:10 PM (sy5kK)

194 I've seen many a cogent explanation here as to why Jews tend to vote Dem, plus CBD's, and in truth it doesn't really matter much. They are maybe 1.5% of the US population, and they are largely located in CA and the east coast.

Not exactly bastions of R electoral votes.

But they do have an outsized effect with political donations. So if this kind of move just dries up that money well for the Dems a bit, good. That will help.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 06:10 PM (Z4rgH)

195 shibumi and Joe Mannix, take me with you! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2019 06:10 PM (miE9U)

196 Nailed it. Anyplace that has a lot of land and is geothermically active so it can be tapped for heat and power. Within 30 minutes' drive of civilization, within 120 minutes to a real place like a small city.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


One section of land. At least. 640 acres. House dead center. You reach the house, you've been trespassing for awhile. I'd pay a service to chopper in supplies once every two weeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 06:11 PM (5UfE7)

197 I don't think Booker is the ghey. Only because if he
were, why would he hide it? Black AND gay....he'd be an even better version of Obama. It makes no sense to hide what is a big plus for him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (9m7V1)


My impression — and it's only that — is that gay is a deal-killer among the bruthas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:11 PM (GJkKh)

198 45 They're trying to pair the word "radical" with something positive because Trump has been calling them the Radical Democrats for a while now and taking a giant wrecking ball to their brand.

The bajillion candidates are basically one big team acting out a not-completely-scripted play. This will become clearer as time goes on.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 06:02 PM (f5Ewc)

He should be calling them Rafical Anti-White Democrats, but he won't because white people are the only group who aren't allowed to play by the new rules of Identity Politics. It's in America's interest to end the war on white people.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 06:11 PM (tRLIC)

199 "Now that [Harris] is running for president, we hope her position has changed and that she and all 2020 candidates will make clear that they are on the side of Palestinian human rights by skipping AIPAC."

They keep behaving like murderous animals and condition their offspring to be the same way.

If you want "human rights", isn't it reasonable to require that you first behave like a human being? A mensch, as it were.

Stop building the rockets, tunnels, shooting/stabbing sprees, suicide bus bombings, running people over, and then maybe the restrictions can be eased.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 21, 2019 06:11 PM (/qEW2)

200 If I won big bucks...

House on the beach on Maui, house in Utah near a ski resort and an apartment in NYC, floor 45 and up.

Fuck that middle of nowhere Idaho shit. I'm gonna live large. Lol

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 06:11 PM (pJpZI)

201
When we say there is absolutely no Jew hate in the Progressive Democrat Party, we do mean there is a bit.

Posted by: Eric Swallowell, Czar of Nuclear Weapon Disbursement at March 21, 2019 06:08 PM (JkmIf)


It's like when republicans say they want to defund PP and then vote to give them 500 million.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 06:11 PM (TAmPV)

202 The Dems have gone from equating white, Trump-supporting American nationalists with 'white supremacists' to conflating pro-Israel and pro-Jewish to 'Anti-Muslim'.

This language-distortion shit is Orwellian.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (LL1Be)

203 Unrelated: This is hilarious:

A cartoon reenactment of idiot Joe Rogan "interviewing" Tim Pool and the Twitter jerkoffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEArAlNMuE4
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (0NFLi)
***********
Nice. Tim Pool needs to cut the Dem cord.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (RBOtF)

204 How can ANY Jew in America vote Democrat after this?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (T09m

Well they would say :
Abortion Abortion Abortion
Trump is a Nazi
Yada Yada Yada

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (oOwhS)

205 We're not anti-semites, we fully support the US trucking industry.

Posted by: The DNC at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (SKzm4)

206 This language-distortion shit is Orwellian.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (LL1Be)
+++++++++
This is literally true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (I2dne)

207 Atlanta's Mayor said this morning that they were
re-opening the cases to "prove once and for all that Black Lives
Matter". I kid you not.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (0r1YL)


Are you kidding me? My lib sister probably thinks it's a great idea. And she lives in a hood where she's literally the only white person and is the constant recipient of threats and property damage. But, she's all on board the BLM train.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

208 I saw Radical Love open for Withholding Consent at the Trubidor in 1987.

Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (1OKmR)

209 They are maybe 1.5% of the US population, and they are largely located in CA and the east coast.

A little over 2% according to current estimates, but they vote in a very high percentage compared to most groups. And donate a lot, which can really help Democrats. If Jews just are sickened by Democrats and see Trump helping Israel a lot, at least some may stay home.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 06:12 PM (39g3+)

210 Blisteringly, dreadfully,
excruciatingly, explosively, fearfully, ferociously, frightfully, furiously, ghastly, hellaciously, terribly, viciously,
violently.

...all synonyms for "fiercely".

I'm filing a copyright on all of them when used with the word "heterosexual."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 21, 2019 06:13 PM (hLcxo)

211 188 155 Love is the most ferocious and toughest when practiced between a cop, Indian, construction worker, biker and sitting US Senator.
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (SKzm4)

I don't believe it's possible for him to practice his love when he's sitting down.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (GJkKh)


Unlike driverless cars, ferocious love is never hands-free.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

212 Poor Rosario Dawson.

On the other hand, how happy is Kelly Preston that she's no longer the most famous beard in Hollywood?
Posted by: El Kabong at March 21, 2019 05:52 PM (datdl)

I take it Rosario is a woman? How does a women get a Latinate sort of name ending in "o"? Aren't womens' names supposed to end with an "a"? "Rosario Dawson" should be a Dominican baseball player.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 06:13 PM (nPGq2)

213 Atlanta's Mayor said this morning that they were re-opening the cases to "prove once and for all that Black Lives Matter". I kid you not.

Shit like this is why, regardless of how things shake out in California, I cannot see ever living in the South.
Posted by: JEM


When you support post birth abortion, no lives matter. Fuck. You.

(Not you JEM)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 06:13 PM (5UfE7)

214 Atlanta's Mayor said this morning that they were re-opening the cases to "prove once and for all that Black Lives Matter". I kid you not.

Shit like this is why, regardless of how things shake out in California, I cannot see ever living in the South.
Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 06:10 PM (8erNz)

------------------------------

Most of the South is still good, except for the large cities, like a lot of places. GA is OK for now, but is changing pretty rapidly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 06:13 PM (ffYR/)

215 I heard the Nincompooper taking him mom to a porno movie on Dana Loesh show.

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 06:14 PM (BbGew)

216 Can anyone say "no" once the ferocious love has started?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:14 PM (JgA4k)

217 >>Love is the most ferocious and toughest when practiced between a cop, Indian, construction worker, biker and sitting US Senator.


. . . or a tween girl?

Posted by: RKelly at March 21, 2019 06:15 PM (W+vEI)

218 185 How can ANY Jew in America vote Democrat after this?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (T09ml)

Because, unfortunately, a not-insignificant number would STILL trust a Muslim long before they'd trust a Christian.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 06:15 PM (pgXNG)

219 With candidates named Hickenlooper and Buttigieg, you know the party's serious.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 06:07 PM (8erNz)


In what language is it that "igieg" means "plug?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:15 PM (GJkKh)

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: When I First Started Going to School, My Teachers Thought I Was a Retard

Well... they're not wrong.

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled how her public-school teachers thought she needed "remedial education" because she had grown up speaking Spanish at home.

And also, I'm guessing, because she's stone-cold stupid and ignorant as a lichen.

The freshman lawmaker, speaking Saturday at a packed town hall organized by the Jackson Heights People for Public Schools, said, "As a child I spoke Spanish first. Ö and I went to a school where no one looked like me. I went to a school where teachers thought I needed remedial education because I spoke two languages instead of one."

Oh? Which two languages?

And yeah, I totally believe that being bilingual in New York City was a totally exotic thing that teachers were baffled by in Nineteen F***ing NINETY-SIX, about when this retard would have begun school.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... I bet one third of her teachers spoke Spanish as a first language themselves.

It wasn't until she took a "high-stakes" test in which she scored in the 99th percentile across the board, she said, that educators realized she did not need extra help.

Was that 99th from the bottom, or 99th percent from the top?

Now I took a test like that. I think they gave scores on a percentile basis.


But New York educators are saying no such tests like that were given in New York at this time.

According to Ravitch, however, Ocasio-Cortez's claim sparked "controversy" during the event.

In a blog post generally praising the congresswoman, Ravitch notes Ocasio-Cortez could not be telling the truth about her test experience. The "high-stakes" test, she explains, is not scored by percentile.

Ravitch writes:


There was much talk about the importance of parents taking action by opting out of state tests. NYC has one of the lowest opt-out rates in the state, in some part because parents are warned that they wonít be admitted to the middle school or high school of their choice without test scores. It was a bit jarring to hear AOC say that she was treated in the Yorktown schools as in need of remedial education because she was Hispanic, not mainstream, but, she said, "a-high-stakes standardized Test" revealed she was in the 99th percentile. No one stopped to point out that she could not be referring to any high-stakes test used for accountability purposes because they don't rank by percentile. They classify students as 1, 2, 3, or 4. Her teacher must have given her a no-stakes individual test that produces a percentile ranking for diagnostic purposes. Well, she can't know everything about everything. None of us do.

She's pretending Spanish -- Spanish! -- was an exotic language few Pale Faces in New York City had ever heard spoken before in 1996.

As if we're talking about some small suburb of Boise in 1955.

Dr. Evil would like to comment.

Weirdly, Asians, who often speak languages that are legitimately exotic in the US to this day, seem to have no problem passing for non-retards in school and in fact are so good at passing for non-retards that Alexandria Donkey-Chompers supports a system to affirmatively discriminate against them for being so high on the non-retard scale.

Meanwhile, this insane narcissist spazzed the f*** out because people called her "Cortez" instead of "Ocasio-Cortez."

She says "AOC" is okay, though. Whew.

And as for her name? Spanish surnames are compound names made up from one name from the father, one from the mother. I think the first name of each parent's last name is used to make the kid's compound.

So I guess Alexandria Donkey-Chompers' dad's first last name was "Donkey" and her mother's was "Chompers."

But the thing is, many times people from a Spanish culture just use the first last name (their father's) as a surname. Vicente Fox, for example. His full name was Vicente Fox Quesada, but he routinely went by "Fox."

So it's no insult to just shorten her name to the one. (Though I think when you do this, you take the first of the two surnames, not the second. So she'd be Sandy Ocasia, not Sandy Cortez.)

But she takes it as an insult and a racist one to boot. Millennials and their microaggressions and pronoun-play.

F*** off, race-baiting dummy. Honey, when the Democrat party redistricts your ass back to bartending and juicing your tips by unbuttoning a couple of buttons, no one's going to have to know your name.

Yorktown Heights: A commenter points out she grew up in Yorktown Heights, a suburb of New York city (next county to the north).

Okay, fair enough: But in Yorktown Heights, then, 25 minutes from New York City, people are baffled by Spanish speakers in 1996?

Dude, I am much older than she is from a podunk town far, far from New York City or any city at all and I had Filipinos (who spoke Spanish) and kids from Mexico and Central America and an actual just-got-here arrival from Ar-hen-tina in my grade school.

No one was wigged out. No teachers said, "I do not understand these alien sounds you are making with your foreign mouth."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:32 PM




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1 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (uopCm)

2 and they were right!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (JUOKG)

3 Wow! Top something...something!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 04:34 PM (0tfLf)

4 Teachers were right.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2019 04:34 PM (gC2IV)

5 To the people who want to try out free VPN services:
- Windscribe
- Proton VPN

both free, both work

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (xptlg)

6 And also, I'm guessing, because she's stone-cold stupid and ignorant as a lichen.

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Wait, she's a werewolf too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (gC2IV)

7 que? que?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (dm05u)

8 "Teachers thought I was stupid because I was bilingual"

This is kinda like saying "My weakness is that I'm such a perfectionist," right?

She's trying to humblebrag about being wicked-smaht but she has to cast it in the narrative of victimology.

*shakes head*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (W+vEI)

9 Ha!

I once had a hippie tell me 'Lichen are like Dinosaurs, man!'.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (yTPRI)

10 And also, I'm guessing, because she's stone-cold stupid and ignorant as a lichen.

still laughing here

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (vEIlU)

11 Well then.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (dy5uS)

12 Zoo docent on tour: Giraffes can grow 12 feet in one year.

AOC: But most only have four!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (5UfE7)

13 The unbuttoning, it has begun...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (0r1YL)

14 With so much on the line with the next election we have been blessed in so many ways (quickly knocks on wood).

Posted by: Keith at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (jdGlx)

15 They thought Einstein was backwards too, I believe. Somehow I don't think Sandy Ocasio-Cortez is going to astound anyone with her prodigious intellect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (AllCR)

16 My sainted mother, born in America, didn't speak English till she went to school, you just know they found a German speaking teacher to help her out.Like shit they did.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (LOq4H)

17 instead of going back to bartending, she she become a college professor. we all know that the universities have such high standards

Posted by: Avi at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (kSq2k)

18 She is the smartest stupid person I have encountered in politics since jimmy carter.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

19 I'd say she's dumb as a paramecium, but then I would have to apologize to the paramecium.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

20 How soon will Ace hear from the lawyers for the Lichen Anti-Defamation League?

It seems to be a recurring theme with Deimoscr@ps, they have to embellish their lives.

Joey Bidet stole Neil Kinook's life while Liz Warren donned a feathered headdress to get ahead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (+gElT)

21 and ignorant as a lichen


I'm not just stealing this, I am adding it to my personal lexicon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (c7mrF)

22 I still think she is, dumber than a box of rocks.

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (BbGew)

23 Ocasio is the Hispanisized version of O'Casey.

Just call her Sandy O'Casey.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (3eV0J)

24 >>99th percentile

I will be wearing my most doubtful expression for the rest of the evening.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (W9A57)

25 USMC Commandant General says that troop deployments to the southern bordet pose an unacceptable risk to the USMC
Posted by: Kurt


Pro tip: give them guns and ammo.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (5UfE7)

26 Look, she filched her way to Congress, and we're sitting here, so she's not completely incompetent. We may be disgusted at her positions, but she's done a decent job of climbing to the top of the debris that makes up Bronx politics, and we have to credit her for that.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (8erNz)

27 Oh? Which two languages?
.......

Austrian and Mexican?

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

28 I'm thinking AOC makes A LOT of shit up. Because she's a self-aggrandizing lunatic or else just not very bright. Maybe both.

(I took the Iowa witchamajiggy test when I was in elementary school. It said I was learning impaired and might never learn to speak no good Englishes. And boy were they right!)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (RD7QR)

29 F*** off, race-baiting dummy. Honey, when the Democrat party redistricts your ass back to bartending and juicing your tips by unbuttoning a couple of buttons, no one's going to have to know your name.

One can hope, but I think (sadly) that there is a non-zero chance that she ends up on the lecture circuit when she's not anchoring a "news" commentary program.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (I2dne)

30 Pro tip: give them guns and ammo.

And maybe a new Commandant of Marines.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (8erNz)

31 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a bossy, wall-eyed, bucktoothed, loudmouthed but clueless and stupid little girl.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (LL1Be)

32 >>Vicente Fox Quesada


Pro Tip : Don't eat one of those if you aren't going to be near a toilet for the next hour or two.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (yTPRI)

33 and ignorant as a lichen
---
Well, I don't like where this is heading...

Posted by: Kate Moss at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (hjaPQ)

34 She'll have her initials tattoo'd on "da girls" so people know who she was.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (NmR1a)

35 She has a very high opinion of herself.

Obama-esque, even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

36 She obviously got through college on her dancing and tits

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (MozdL)

37 Less talk.

More bouncing of the titties.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (yTPRI)

38 This retard would have no problem loading people on trains.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (NEu0P)

39 She didn't look like other kids in her class? Was it the buck teeth or the bug eyes?
I went to elementary school in Canada, I don't think I, or any other kid in my class, would have been troubled by the presence of a child with hispanic type colouring.

We were bothered by the kid that smelled of urine.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (JgA4k)

40

Alternate poat title:

AOC: I Was The Only Donkey-Girl At School And That Was Hard

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (0NFLi)

41 She'll have her initials tattoo'd on "da girls" so people know who she was.

Are you counting her forehead as a boob?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (+gElT)

42 Well, if everyone keeps calling you a retard, maybe you shouldn't be all "Ohmigosh all my teachers said that, too!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (AzW6q)

43 What a retard. Maybe take another test, dummy.
..........

This time a crash test.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

44 Vicente Fox, for example. His full name was Vicente Fox Quesada, but he routinely went by "Fox."


But the Spanish don't use the hyphen. Some will use "y", Vicente Fox y Quesada, which means Dad is Fox and Mom is Quesada.

The hyphen is an upper middle class Anglo thing that Ocasio invented for herself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (fuK7c)

45 Occasional Cortex - first impressions are usually correct - Teachers Union

Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (gmo/4)

46 Sandy from the block.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (/tuJf)

47
No one else in her school looked liked a donkey, she says.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (0NFLi)

48 F*** off, race-baiting dummy. Honey, when the Democrat party redistricts your ass back to bartending and juicing your tips by unbuttoning a couple of buttons, no one's going to have to know your name.
-Ace

Yeah what he said!!!!!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (k3N8X)

49 Posted by: Kurt at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (NT/3H)

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Well then, it's a good thing he's not CiC, isn't it? If there is no crisis, why would it be dangerous?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (ffYR/)

50 AOC probably means she scored in the top 99% ... and that ain't bad.


Well, it means she scored better than 1% ... maybe that means (to AOC) she is at the top. Some brag about being in the top 10%, but AOC is ten times better, in the top 99%.

iirc, 99th percentile is THE top, no one is the 100th percentile .. isn't that right?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (Cus5s)

51 By next week, she dodged sniper fire while bartending.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (Z04f8)

52 Sandy O'Cortez is the counterpart to Beto.

Posted by: Original Roy at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (iOB00)

53 Laughing out loud at that.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (7HtZB)

54 And yeah, I totally believe that being bilingual in New York City was a totally exotic thing that teachers were baffled by in 1986, about when this retard would have begun school.

you don't remember the Barney Miller episode documentary involving a little old lady locked away in the looney bin because the only language she knew how to speak was Macedonian?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (sGtp+)

55 Meanwhile, this insane narcissist spazzed the f*** out because people called her "Cortez" instead of "Ocasio-Cortez."

So far, there's no proof of this. So far, she is lying about this too.

She's a drama queen, exaggerating everything.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (vEIlU)

56 and I went to a school where no one looked like me.

I thought she was just good ol' Jenny From the Blue-Collar Block in the Bronx. I had no idea that Puerto Ricans were such a rarity in NYC.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (QrTqV)

57 6 And also, I'm guessing, because she's stone-cold stupid and ignorant as a lichen.

---------

Wait, she's a werewolf too?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (gC2IV)

Lichenthropy. You turn into a mossy plant every full moon.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

58 Actual retards stare at her with pity.

She's too stupid to know how dumb she really is.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (LL1Be)

59 She has a very high opinion of herself.

Obama-esque, even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)


She's a better teacher than her teachers. Just ask her.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (t+qrx)

60 That there is even the possibility that her intellect or character is heritable, is the strongest argument for eugenics I have ever seen.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (dy5uS)

61 In a "Dan Quayle" moment, Ms. Cortez explained to a student that that the plural of test is testes, not tests.

Posted by: mc at March 21, 2019 04:42 PM (l1TIo)

62 Where lichen?

There lichen?

Nein lichen!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:42 PM (+gElT)

63 So- I have friends that went to school in Yorktown. One is of Spanish ancestry. This is verifiable donkey shit.

We should start calling this dunce Route 80. Because he lies are as long as that road.

BTW, prediction. She loses in the Dem primary and is gone in two years. A minuscule amount of the registered voters elected her. They won't make that mistake twice.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:42 PM (VpIIl)

64 Her story is sort of stupid but my experience with public school is that they might well have been *exactly* that stupid. Public schools frequently and consistently decide that high IQ kids are idiots and won't listen to parents because we all think our little darlings are brilliant.

I, no kidding and honest to gawd, had my youngest's middle school teacher tell me... "she's got a sense of humor so she's not actually retarded."

I'm not going to swear to the words, but that was essentially it. Meanwhile said child had a higher vocabulary than her teachers.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 21, 2019 04:42 PM (BD/yx)

65 Fuckin' weird it is that her teachers thought that she wasn't proficient in English, which is the only thing they were concerned with and the thing she was actually being gauged for. Maybe, oh, I dunno, she wasn't.

"I'm so super awesome that being capable to speak two languages perfectly made my teachers think I was dumb." Pull. The. Other. One.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 04:42 PM (HtLSE)

66 ace, I think she's 28 or 29. So she wouldn't even have been born in 1986. She probably started school in '95 or '96 and you better believe there would have been plenty of Spanish-speakers wherever she was.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:42 PM (aXucN)

67 "Can I get a refill here, Ms. Ocasio-Sugartits?"

Posted by: spongeworthy at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (35Slc)

68 Had a Colombian girl live with us for a school year. Her name was Perdomo-Cruz. She went by Perdom.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (JgA4k)

69 Yeah, no wonder her teachers were so perplexed by her.

It's not as if anybody in NYC has ever seen a Puerto Rican before. That's as rare as a Bigfoot sighting. So exotic!

What an idiot this woman is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (fqUgw)

70 His full name was Vicente Fox Quesada


I've seen this on the Taco Bell $1 menu.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (Mouru)

71 USMC Commandant General says that troop deployments to the southern bordet pose an unacceptable risk to the USMC

Apparently Hurricane Florence was the largest contributor of unacceptable risk for the USMC.

Joe only reads the headlines twice removed. Read the actual memo

https://lat.ms/2WdkQgX

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (c7mrF)

72 His full name was Vicente Fox Quesada, but he routinely went by "Fox."

yeah, but he probably just got tired of being called vicente fox quesadilla.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (sGtp+)

73 annoying, stupid, not hot. would fuck up the donkey show in tijuana. unless, she wears a mask. you just know those nipples are hairy already.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (KP5rU)

74 USMC Commandant General says that troop deployments to the southern bordet pose an unacceptable risk to the USMC

Sounds pretty risky for a "manufactured crisis" hey Kurt?

Run along little fella. Fetch me a juice box.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (LL1Be)

75 AOC says she is all for eliminating the electoral college because college should be a free choice..

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (k3N8X)

76 no one's going to have to know your name.

Not going back to work at Cheers then.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

77 29 F*** off, race-baiting dummy. Honey, when the Democrat party redistricts your ass back to bartending and juicing your tips by unbuttoning a couple of buttons, no one's going to have to know your name.

One can hope, but I think (sadly) that there is a non-zero chance that she ends up on the lecture circuit when she's not anchoring a "news" commentary program.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (I2dne)

She'll get a job at NYU teaching a course on "How to Serve Drinks to the Extreme Right-Wing"

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

78 Actual retards stare at her with pity.

She's too stupid to know how dumb she really is.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (LL1Be)
........

Poor thing.

Posted by: Corky at March 21, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

79 I'm lichen the metaphors in this post.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:44 PM (Mouru)

80 Have you checked out post-congressional benefits for these turds?

She stopped working the day she was elected and never will have to again.

If she's unbuttoning it will be on the customer side trying to hook up with wait staff.

Posted by: Hard Hitting Media at March 21, 2019 04:44 PM (Xo3T0)

81 Wasn't Sesame Street half in Spanish back in the 70's?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:44 PM (xfb67)

82 Somebody show Rep. Dumbass a copy of West Side Story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2019 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

83 Weren't teachers all leftist imbeciles when she was in school?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 04:44 PM (JgA4k)

84 So AOC wants to claim that one of the most liberal and diverse cities in the nation, and a profession which is packed to the gills with the most liberal progressive types of people is just packed full of ignorant racists that thought she was stupid because she spoke Spanish.


AOC to New York City teachers: "You're all a bunch of bigots!"

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2019 04:44 PM (WaxcS)

85 I'll bet she couldn't mix a decent drink worth a crap, either. We already know she shorted the wait staff on tips.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

86 Okay. You'll be hearing Ace, from the lichen anti defamation league. Lichens are a lot smarter than this idiot AOC will ever be.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (bziUS)

87 Teachers thought I was stupid because I was bilingual

Pretty sure teachers thought you were stupid because you were stupid.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (CE5C/)

88 Always Go Full Retard!

Posted by: A to the O to the C at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (RKQ/v)

89 She's headed for a CNN talk show with the equally stupid Don Lemon.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (JgA4k)

90

The more she talks, the worse it gets, the more people see the idiot core. She thinks she is so much smarter than she is, just like a teenager.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (vEIlU)

91 It has become very obvious that unlike President Trump AOC is very thin skinned...

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (k3N8X)

92 Meanwhile, this insane narcissist spazzed the f*** out because people called her "Cortez" instead of "Ocasio-Cortez."

So far, there's no proof of this. So far, she is lying about this too.

She's a drama queen, exaggerating everything.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



She'd really flip when she's addressed as "hey, sugartits".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (5UfE7)

93 By the way she torpedoed 25,000 high-paying jobs for New York, I would have figured she was a damn genius.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (Mouru)

94 After the test, college AOC asked how expensive her diploma would be ... they told her she should get her diploma "in the 99 cent aisle". she misunderstood, they were really telling her she was stupid?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (Cus5s)

95 Greenwich Village called, they don't want their idiot back.

The Monty Python sketch was designed just for Doll Eyes Alex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (+gElT)

96 She'll be hearing from our lawyers. We'l make sure that they talk slow

Posted by: Producers of West Side Story at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (Z04f8)

97 Spanish?! I didn't know she was from Spain.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (CE5C/)

98 She made tips on giving old-fashioneds, not mixing them.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

99 Well, she can't know everything about everything.

I don't think it's too much to expect her to know a little bit about her own stupid useless life, Ravitch.

Posted by: spindrift at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (sZRzw)

100 And yeah, I totally believe that being bilingual in New York City was a totally exotic thing that teachers were baffled by in 1986, about when this retard would have begun school.
++++++++++
This is baffling. She's 28. Call it 29 to allow for time-of-year. That puts her as born in 1990. That means starting school in maybe 1994 or 1995.

PC culture, everyone-gets-a-trophy, minority worship, neo-progressivism, etc. were all entrenched by then in most parts of the country. NY, being a vanguard, would have been entrenched earlier.

I know this is a math-free place, but it beggars belief that no one but Ace bats an eyelash at this assertion. It's like the leftist view of history uses some kind of quantum super-positioning wherein everything that happened more than 10-15 years happened simultaneously and it was all true at once...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (I2dne)

101 She was a victim in so, so many ways.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

102 And then there is my hero !

Antonio de Padua Maria Severino Lopez de Santa Anna y Perez de Lebron.

Better known to you stupid retard Anglos by his famous band's name - Santana!

Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)

103 iirc, 99th percentile is THE top, no one is the 100th percentile .. isn't that right?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (Cus5s)

Yes. That's always where I scored on standardized tests. Depending on. Somewhere in the 95% and up percentiles.

I find it surprising if AOC did, but she may have done.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (BD/yx)

104 "Can I get a refill here, Ms. Ocasio-Sugartits?"

Posted by: spongeworthy at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (35Slc)
.......

Sure, what'll you have?

Posted by: Alexa Corpuscle at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

105 She has Donkey Brains.

I don't. I have a certificate confirming I'm not Donkey-Brained.

Posted by: Frank Reynolds at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (PbpT7)

106 Tucker lit her stupid ass up last night.
It was one of the best Tucker segments I have seen.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (LL1Be)

107 She and Beto would make a great pair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

108 Yeah, but if we shorten Quesadilla-Pollo to just "Quesadilla", how will we know what it really is?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (VpIIl)

109
There's a Russian proverb for this:

"A poor dancer blames his large testicles."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

110 Her rant about being bilingual being a sign of mental deficiency makes no sense. None. Complete utter BS, just some type of additional victim hood that she can now use to smear the rest of the country for her imaginary suffering.


And the idiot inadvertently manages to point out that tests are a good way to measure intelligence, a concept the left hates.

Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (MxEKc)

111 "She and Beto would make a great pair.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)"
Of ass cheeks?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (VpIIl)

112 Vincente Fox was rather cruelly dismantled by Nigel Farage (who was a last-minute speaker) at some immigration debate. What does the Fox say became meaningless.

ps -- Can't watch Bradley v Michigan State any more. Who would'a thunk goofy little Bradley could keep the game tied for most of it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (MIKMs)

113 Current Firm does real estate work and it is a constant issue with getting people to tell me their full legal names. Oh it's Jose Cortez selling to Maria Ocasio. Fine. Then closing comes and the ids come out and there are several other names on there. No one is trying to pull a fast one, it's just that as a matter of daily use Jose uses only Cortez and Maria only uses Ocasio.

We go through that all the time with people who go by Johnny or Billy or Bobbie Jo and then the id comes out and it's William Jefferson Wadsworth Smithington, IV and oh Pappy just called me Johnny and that's what I use.

headslam headslam headslam

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (mf5HN)

114 How far back does her Puerto Rican heritage go? I'll bet she doesn't even speak Spanish very well.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (7HtZB)

115 109
There's a Russian proverb for this:

"A poor dancer blames his large testicles."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

Well...I don't like to brag...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

116

And yeah, I totally believe that being bilingual in New York City was a totally exotic thing that teachers were baffled by in 1986, about when this retard would have begun school.


She was born in 1989 so it would be about 1994 when she started school.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (TAmPV)

117 Actual donkeys are smart and useful. There's a cattle farm near us that has a little donkey that guards the calves and protects them from coyotes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

118 Not only does her bullshit make it sound like Puerto Ricans were rare, exotic creatures in 1980's New York, she also feels the need to school us on Latin culture---again, like none of us have any clue about it.

Also, "people who didn't look like me"---that's straight out of the Obama playbook. Remember when he said none of the other presidents before him "looked like me?"

This chick is an idiot.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (NFEMn)

119 Somewhere in the ether, there's the conversation that occurred between two of her teachers in a school teacher's lounge.
"Grading tonight, Sue?"
"Yeah. You?"
"Yep. And this one poor child..."
"Alexandria?"
"You, too?!"
"Yes! Weeping Jesus, that kid is dumber than a dog's hind foot."
"It's cruel, I know...but I swear, I've gotta stifle laughter, and even the slow kids start giggling."
"Think she's, y'know..."
"You mean...?"
"Yeah, that."
"You're kidding, right? Is there a question?"
(Peals of laughter, buzz of a class break bell)

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (hgpSN)

120 Cover of Time Magazine:

We Are All Stupid Now

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

121
Lichenthropy. You turn into a mossy plant every full moon.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)



Hopefully Swampthing and not the Marvel knockoff Man-Thing

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (WaxcS)

122 you don't remember the Barney Miller episode documentary involving a little old lady locked away in the looney bin because the only language she knew how to speak was Macedonian?
Posted by: Anachronda

As always, Sgt. Dietrich to the rescue.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (FTlwv)

123
> she's stone-cold stupid and ignorant as a lichen.

Dude. Lichen's are adaptable.

Posted by: ArthurK at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (Aqi5D)

124 I went to a school where no one looked like me.


She went to all black and/or Asian school?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (1g7ch)

125 But New York educators are saying no such tests like that were given in New York at this time.

--

This chick sure likes to fib...er, exaggerate...er, lie about things.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (JoUsr)

126 As a child I spoke Spanish first and I went to a school where no one looked like me.

Nobody with large brown eyes, large teeth and brown hair?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (AllCR)

127 16
My sainted mother, born in America, didn't speak English till she went
to school, you just know they found a German speaking teacher to help
her out.Like shit they did.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (LOq4H)

+++My father was also born in America but was raised in a household where they only spoke Norwegian. He only learned to speak English when he started school. There was no separate teacher to help with the transition.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (aWjrD)

128 So now she's claiming we gots English Privilege.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

129 She and Beto would make a great pair.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
---------

We should give them to Zod for his breeding program. He doesn't seem to have had much luck with the Acosta-Sinema pairing.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (aXucN)

130 Winston, already beat you to that joke.

*points to #20*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (+gElT)

131 "A poor dancer blames his large testicles."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

Well...I don't like to brag...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (NWiLs)



Three left feet?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (Mouru)

132 Shes the gift that will keep on giving

I grew up in AOCs district in The Bronx, but white Irish Catholic. We had Italians too.

She left for Notthern Westchester when she was five, but campaigned saying she grew up in The Bronx. Its actually cultural misappropriation

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (N20fq)

133 Teachers thought I was stupid because I was bilingual

Pretty sure teachers thought you were stupid because you were stupid.
Posted by: t-bird


Being stupid in TWO languages has to hurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (5UfE7)

134 105 She has Donkey Brains.

I don't. I have a certificate confirming I'm not Donkey-Brained.
Posted by: Frank Reynolds at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (PbpT7)

I was just thinking of that!

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (7HtZB)

135

She also seems like the type who can't handle criticism, so she's easy to unravel. If ANYONE ever challenged her, she'd be toast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (vEIlU)

136 I find it surprising if AOC did, but she may have done.

Pity she clearly lobotomized herself with a cocktail stir stick through the eye since then, if so.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (HtLSE)

137 No one looked like her at her school? I thought she was Sandy from the Bronx. Guess she was in a more affluent part of NYC then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (gC2IV)

138 and I went to a school where no one looked like me.

She means in her school no one looked like they were held face down in a headshrinker's vat for several hours? Is she implying its desirable to have more lumpy-faced deformed people walking around? Most humble people would feel a modicum of shame if they looked like her.

Or maybe she escaped from the Animal Farm. She certainly has a lot in common with them apart from physical appearance, such as her ideology.

Posted by: Chiquita Khrushchev at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (/qEW2)

139 To paraphrase John Ringo in Tombstone,

Damn, Sandy, your Spanish is worse than your English."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (xPJvm)

140 What a fucking retard!

Posted by: Eunice Shriver at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (NEu0P)

141 There's a Russian proverb for this:

"A poor dancer blames his large testicles."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Dammit. Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (NLLmE)

142 As a child I spoke Spanish first and I went to a school where no one looked like me.

Nobody with large brown eyes, large teeth and brown hair?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (AllCR)



Her mistake was not enrolling in a school for beavers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (Mouru)

143 Thank G-d I'd finished my coffee before reading this or someone would have had to clean up the mess. Well done Ace.

Posted by: Ironwood at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (3T/nT)

144 corrected to say 19 NINETY-SIX, not eighty six.

Yeah, at the time of Monica Lewinsky, New York City was a white monoculture!!!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Posted by: Frank Reynolds at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

145 If she becomes a bartender in NYC, I just might go there.

Just to yell, 'Yo, serving wench! Another round.'

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (NmR1a)

146 She does a great Fredo:

I can handle things, I'm smart, not like everyone says, like dumb, I'm smart.

Posted by: SH at March 21, 2019 04:48 PM (sX1BW)

147 I know this is a math-free place, but it beggars
belief that no one but Ace bats an eyelash at this assertion. It's like
the leftist view of history uses some kind of quantum super-positioning
wherein everything that happened more than 10-15 years happened
simultaneously and it was all true at once...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:45 PM (I2dne)
No, this is a frequent fault the stinking leftists have, they forget there's actual history they haven't screwed with yet, that their current verbal fictitious version of history doesn't correspond with (yet).

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (37IEG)

148 Maybe she confused percentile with IQ; claiming she almost had a 100 IQ

Posted by: Erik L at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (oU9Cv)

149 Please. I hope Donkey-Chompers the retarded Chiquita Kruschev keeps opening her pie-hole and keeps plugging her green Nude Eel. It is like Christmas in March.

And she probably has missile tits with silver dollar nipples.

You know what I mean.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (J9wxX)

150 "St. Louis?"
"No...Navin Johnson."
"No...I mean are you GOING to St. Louis?!"

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (hgpSN)

151 She'll be following in Barry's footsteps soon, writing some BS story of her pretend life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

152 "some small suburb of Boise in 1955."

Well, Basque certainly. Spanish maybe.

A great Basque restaurant in Boise, by the way.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (k3g2v)

153 I'm guessing old white men in MAGA hats were somehow responsible for the young AOC for being marginalized and voiceless.

Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (MxEKc)

154 The kids made fun of her because she could only say 'Limon Pledge' and not 'Lemon Pledge'.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (K3aj6)

155 Nobody with large brown eyes, large teeth and brown hair?

My younger brother looks more "obviously mediterranean"/Spanish than she does, and our surname is lowland Scots.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (HtLSE)

156 Oh, that would be hilarious if she had 99 IQ.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (xfb67)

157 So either this imaginary test was administered in Spanish so that she could suddenly appear non-retarded (in which case Spanish-speakers were not a novelty), or it was administered in English (in which case she was proficient enough in English not to seem retarded to begin with).

Bro, do you even logic?

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (rQfci)

158 And also, I'm guessing, because she's stone-cold stupid and ignorant as a lichen.

_____


"You'll be hearing from our lawyer, Lin Wood ... soon." -- Lichen Everywhere

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (q4ZCT)

159 She also seems like the type who can't handle criticism, so she's easy to unravel. If ANYONE ever challenged her, she'd be toast.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (vEIlU)

I think a lot of leftists have never had to develop their believes in the face of debate and criticism. I don't believe president brilliant Obama ever, even once, had to engage in honest, level playing field debate. It's really not good for developing critical thinking skills.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (JgA4k)

160 AOC's kitchen video tells you all that you need to know.


There is nothing going on behind those bug-eyes except fight or flight, feed or breed.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (LL1Be)

161 But New York educators are saying no such tests like that were given in New York at this time.

--

This chick sure likes to fib...er, exaggerate...er, lie about things.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

She was born a poor, black child.

Posted by: Producers of West Side Story at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (Z04f8)

162 I'm guessing old white men in MAGA hats were somehow responsible for the young AOC for being marginalized and voiceless.

------------

NYC has been Trump MAGA country since the 80's you know.

Posted by: SH at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

163 All she needs is that House seat. That's all she needs! And the...paddle game. The House seat, and the paddle game, that's all she needs!

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (hgpSN)

164 Also, "people who didn't look like me"---that's straight out of the Obama playbook. Remember when he said none of the other presidents before him "looked like me?"
_________________

It's also part of her pretense that she's not white.

Sorry, chica, but "hispanic" is not a race. You're white, whether you like it or not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (fqUgw)

165 Great way to improve self esteem: flip the wording around.

"20th percentile of intelligence" is mean.
"80th percentile of stupidity" is high-achieving.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)

166 109
There's a Russian proverb for this:

"A poor dancer blames his large testicles."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

Also, "A blind Cossack swings no cats!" Those Russians are wise!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

167 121
Lichenthropy. You turn into a mossy plant every full moon.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)


Hopefully Swampthing and not the Marvel knockoff Man-Thing
Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (WaxcS)

I remember when Marvel had a line of 10" action figures, including a ten inch Man-Thing. The jokes wrote themselves.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:50 PM (7HtZB)

168 >>It has become very obvious that unlike President Trump AOC is very thin skinned...



And her constituency is steeped in a culture that celebrates victimhood, so she has to keep inventing new and exciting ways she's been/still is a victim. Her political career will be an endless loop of grievances against AOC.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

169 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (1XAal)

170 There is a rose in Spanish Harlem.

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (qEujL)

171 The kids made fun of her because she could only say 'Limon Pledge' and not 'Lemon Pledge'.

They laughed at the chicharrones her mom packed in her saddlebags for lunch every day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (Mouru)

172 >>>156 Oh, that would be hilarious if she had 99 IQ.


hilarious? It would be miraculous. I think she actually is... special. Not super-special, but just special enough to be "mainstreamed."

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

173 I wonder what the odds are that she can converse in Spanish now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

174 Since her eyes seem to be undamaged, large but undamaged...

she was probably twerking like an Egyptian and the swizzle stick went up the nostril

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (+gElT)

175 They laughed at the chicharrones her mom packed in her saddlebags for lunch every day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (Mouru)
++++++++
Joke's on them. Chicharrones are great.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (I2dne)

176 Remember when he said none of the other presidents before him "looked like me?"

--------

Like men?

Posted by: SH at March 21, 2019 04:52 PM (sX1BW)

177 One of these days She Who Wears The Boots is just gonna up and stomp the barrio out of Cortex.

For drill.

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 04:52 PM (hgpSN)

178 No one looked like her at her school? I thought she was Sandy from the Bronx. Guess she was in a more affluent part of NYC then.


I think (not looking it up) that she was born in the Bronx but grew up in Scarsdale or some place like that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 04:52 PM (fuK7c)

179 Everybody should have a chance to go to Electoral College, not just Hollywood stars.

Posted by: AOC at March 21, 2019 04:52 PM (nIvDu)

180 They laughed at the chicharrones her mom packed in her saddlebags for lunch every day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (Mouru)

Not to mention her serape and pan flute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 21, 2019 04:52 PM (xPJvm)

181 My younger brother looks more "obviously mediterranean"/Spanish than she does, and our surname is lowland Scots.



*cough*

Posted by: Paolo at March 21, 2019 04:52 PM (c7mrF)

182 109


There's a Russian proverb for this:



"A poor dancer blames his large testicles."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

++LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 04:52 PM (aWjrD)

183 Look, Yorktown schools are pretty highly rated. They are most likely in the top 40 or so high schools out of over ~1,200 in NY. I'm pretty certain their Regents test scores are well above average in NY. I would say the High School is mostly white non-Hispanic, probably around 90%. But they have excellent bilingual education facilities and they are not one of these places that would toss a kid onto the Dummy Dump, simply because of their language.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

184 load of crap, put in in the basura. They said she was remedial because she spoke two languages? Sure.

My college Spanish classes had lot's of "native Spanish speakers" who could not conjugate a verb any better than the rest of the class.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (n13/j)

185 I should move to a country I hate, run for office and spout stupid ideas all day.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (LL1Be)

186 What a retard. Maybe take another test, dummy.
..........

This time a crash test.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

Well, she's got her own airbags...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (8D42x)

187 130 Anna
Sorry. I missed because I type slowly and have to correct a lot.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (bziUS)

188 >>135 She also seems like the type who can't handle criticism, so she's easy to unravel. If ANYONE ever challenged her, she'd be toast.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 04:47 PM (vEIlU)

Yes, she's of the caste known as the "pretty lunatic." They're all over the place in the corporations. They've never been challenged in their lives, so nobody tries.

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (qEujL)

189 Whoaho here she comes
Look out boy she'll chew you up
Whoaho here she comes
She's a mouth-breather

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (W9A57)

190 >>She'll be following in Barry's footsteps soon, writing some BS story of her pretend life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Oh, Jane, so much worse: the documentary of her campaign and win sold to Netflix for $10 million, was shown at Sundance Film Festival.

It will be streaming on Netflix for the foreseeable future, no doubt!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (W+vEI)

191 I wonder what the odds are that she can converse in Spanish now?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

------------------------

As she now speaks with not a trace of a Spanish accent, slim and none.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (ffYR/)

192 Off topic, but I found this on One America News. Haven't seen it anyplace else. Of course:
Mosque Involved in ChristChurch shootings has ties to Radical Islam, sent recruits to Taliban:
www. oann.com/ mosque-in- christchurch-shootings-tied-to-radical-islamic-terrorists/

Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (k76MH)

193 The kids made fun of her because she could only say 'Limon Pledge' and not 'Lemon Pledge'.

They laughed at the chicharrones her mom packed in her saddlebags for lunch every day.
Posted by: Cicero


It was cruel how they treated her. made me want to spit, I was so mad.

Posted by: Al Pacca at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (Z04f8)

194
The whole "Press 2 for Spanish" thing was ubiquitous by the early 90's.

But everyone in NYC was lily white until yesterday.



Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (0NFLi)

195 Zod has a breeding program?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (NEu0P)

196 It wasn't until she took a "high-stakes" test in which she scored in the 99th percentile across the board, she said, that educators realized she did not need extra help.

According to Wikipedia "at the 99th percentile" means 99% of the people who took the test scored below her. "In the 99th percentile" means her score is at or below the value that would contain 99% of the test results. She said "in the", so it means nothing more than she is in the same group as everybody else.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (kUmUV)

197 Didn't AOC grow up in the suburbs? Not NYC?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (so+oy)

198 they are not one of these places that would toss a kid onto the Dummy Dump, simply because of their language

-------------

like the upper east side?

Posted by: SH at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (sX1BW)

199 Ace ya need to stop holding back and let us know how ya truly feel.

And I need to learn to not drink coffee while reading an Ace rant.

Posted by: Big V at March 21, 2019 04:54 PM (sN665)

200 One of these days She Who Wears The Boots is just gonna up and stomp the barrio out of Cortex.

Who is she who wears the boots? Pelosi?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 04:54 PM (AllCR)

201 I nurture a secret hope that AOC's wall eyes will activate the coded sense of "derp" programmed by the internet into the brains of all of Gen Z, and they will have a ghostly suspicion that she might be an idiot.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 04:54 PM (HtLSE)

202 >>>
There's a Russian proverb for this:



"A poor dancer blames his large testicles."

...

hah

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 04:54 PM (PbpT7)

203 She's a retard! - Stork, Delta Tau House Faber College

Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2019 04:54 PM (gmo/4)

204 >>It was cruel how they treated her. made me want to spit, I was so mad.


Many was the day she was sent home, crying, to her Llama.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:54 PM (K3aj6)

205 Oh, Jane, so much worse: the documentary of her
campaign and win sold to Netflix for $10 million, was shown at Sundance
Film Festival.



It will be streaming on Netflix for the foreseeable future, no doubt!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (W+vEI)


Dang. I missed that. *breathes sigh of relief*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

206 >>>Honey, when the Democrat party redistricts your ass back to bartending and juicing your tips by unbuttoning a couple of buttons, no one's going to have to know your name.

Talk more about the second part.

*rubs hands together*

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)

207 Hi Fen,

I'm glad you're here.

Prayers for you and your boy. My boy is going through some bad stuff too. I feel your love and your prayers, please know, you mean a lot to the folks here.

love, peace and hope

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

208 Oh, Jane, so much worse: the documentary of her campaign and win sold to Netflix for $10 million, was shown at Sundance Film Festival.

It will be streaming on Netflix for the foreseeable future, no doubt!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (W+vEI)
--------

Good grief.

I was on a plane last week and one of the movies offered was "RBG." I briefly considered taking one for the team and watching it so that I could report back to you guys, but I just couldn't make myself do it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (aXucN)

209 Eh. AOC gets redistricted, she'll just go back to her PAC or some other not-for-(legally-claimed)-profit and make bank on her time in Congress. It's how the game is played. She's set for life.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (AM1GF)

210 Still waiting for the sex tape...

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)

211 If they didn't get rid of Maxine or SJL, they're not getting rid of her.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (xfb67)

212 Her teachers actually thought being bilingual was a sign of low intelligence? That's hard to believe?

On the other hand the MSM thinks the fact Melania is multilingual is a sign of her inferiority, they must have learned that somewhere.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (JgA4k)

213 >>195 Zod has a breeding program?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (NEu0P)

Yes.

Your curiosity is impertinent. Resume your toil.

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (hgpSN)

214
Who is she who wears the boots?

Zod is fixated on Kyrsten Sinema's hip waders.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (LL1Be)

215 She and Beto have so much in common. Both seem dumber than a couple of boxes of rocks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

216

According to Wikipedia "at the 99th percentile" means 99% of the people who took the test scored below her. "In the 99th percentile" means her score is at or below the value that would contain 99% of the test results. She said "in the", so it means nothing more than she is in the same group as everybody else.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (kUmUV)


yep, that's how I read it
she's too stupid for words

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (vEIlU)

217 201 I nurture a secret hope that AOC's wall eyes will activate the coded sense of "derp" programmed by the internet into the brains of all of Gen Z, and they will have a ghostly suspicion that she might be an idiot.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 04:54 PM (HtLSE)

She's polling negative in New York, she's no threat. But yeah, pattern recognition alone would cause people to assume she's stupid.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (dy5uS)

218 There's a Russian proverb for this:



"A poor dancer blames his large testicles."


------------------


I read that as "pole dancer,"

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (d7Ww2)

219 >>Didn't AOC grow up in the suburbs? Not NYC?


She was raised in southern Westchester.

I wouldn't be surprised if her Mom used to wash our floors.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (K3aj6)

220 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 21, 2019 04:51 PM (1XAal)
..........

I don't get it.

Posted by: Alexa Corpuscle at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

221 Didn't AOC grow up in the suburbs? Not NYC?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 04:53 PM (so+oy)

--------------------------

Westchester, pretty far from the city.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (ffYR/)

222 You know who teachers often think might be retarded? Retarded people.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (hdzef)

223 White bullies used to beat her up for following the Puerto Rican religious custom of putting slices of plantains in your shoes.

O, in espanol, Las Zapatas.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (PbpT7)

224 Yeah.. she grew up in Yorktown Heights, NY from age 5, so all of her schooling would have been in the wealthier burbs.

So, really.. they may not have had too many bilinguals out there, Ace.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 04:57 PM (so+oy)

225 Out of a 1990 population of 18 million (New York State), 1.8 million spoke Spanish at home.

http://tinyurl.com/yyvu7rju
(page 66)

I'm still looking for city-only data, but it's just to spike the football. Nobody believes this fucking muppet confused her teachers because she spoke Spanish.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 04:57 PM (t+qrx)

226 Honey, when the Democrat party redistricts your ass back to bartending and juicing your tips by unbuttoning a couple of buttons, no one's going to have to know your name.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:32 PM


"Cheers, big eyes."

- - Sam Ocasio-Malone

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)

227 They don't teach you how to speak in school, they teach you how to read and write. There may be exceptions for recent immigrants but I don't get how here speaking two languages could be seen as a disability. I guess they could have put her into a remedial class based on whatever, but it wasn't because she spoke two languages, maybe she only spoke one.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:57 PM (n13/j)

228 She strikes me as the mean girl in middle school. Seriously. She thinks too highly of herself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

229 There's a Russian proverb for this:

"A poor dancer blames his large testicles."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

I guess that means Bruce Jenner will win the next "Dancing With The Stars".

Posted by: mc at March 21, 2019 04:57 PM (l1TIo)

230 AOC has the distinction of being semi-literate and able to make a fool of herself in two languages.

Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (MxEKc)

231 She and Beto have so much in common. Both seem dumber than a couple of boxes of rocks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)
..........

I think she's a little smarter, she hasn't admitted to eating dirt yet.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

232 Muppet?

You just made Animal mad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (+gElT)

233 When AOC was a little girl she used to model for those velvet paintings.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (JgA4k)

234 I love how she's adopted a pair of 'smart' or librarian style glasses for her new look.

She might as well try to fake it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (Z4rgH)

235 Tell me again how this nimrod got elected to Congress?

Posted by: dantesed at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (88xKn)

236 Still waiting for the sex tape...
Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)
+++++++++
Assuming it was "on schedule" with a 1990 year of birth, she was entering college in 2008. Camcorders and webcams were common then, and the iPhone launched that same year, bringing in the camera explosion. She also would have been starting school at the beginning of the Obama administration, when the colleges went from being dens of leftism to complete ideological gulags where any deviant behavior was good.

A tape exists. I'd bet $100 that a tape exists (well, the digital analogue of a tape).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (I2dne)

237 As Rush said earlier

She bruises easily

Posted by: Yo! at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (1XAal)

238 >>214 Who is she who wears the boots?
Zod is fixated on Kyrsten Sinema's hip waders.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (LL1Be)

Mmm. Back later. Auf wiederschreiben.

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (hgpSN)

239 It wasn't until she took a "high-stakes" test in which she scored in the 99th percentile across the board, she said

...became a bartender.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (98WNR)

240

aoc and her new green deal make her...


Dora The Extorter

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (0NFLi)

241 She and Beto have so much in common. Both seem dumber than a couple of boxes of rocks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)
..........

I think she's a little smarter, she hasn't admitted to eating dirt yet.

-------

I'll give the she-man his due, he did marry wisely.

Posted by: SH at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (sX1BW)

242 >>>Yeah.. she grew up in Yorktown Heights, NY from age 5, so all of her schooling would have been in the wealthier burbs.

So, really.. they may not have had too many bilinguals out there, Ace.

...

so 25 minutes out of NYC, in 1996, and Spanish speakers are exotic? People just don't know what to do?

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (PbpT7)

243 >>Westchester, pretty far from the city.

You can spit into Westchester from NYC.

Not the nice parts, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (K3aj6)

244 15 They thought Einstein was backwards too, I believe. Somehow I don't think Sandy Ocasio-Cortez is going to astound anyone with her prodigious intellect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (AllCR)

Einstein was backwards; he married his first cousin.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (zz291)

245 Aoc is smart enough to realize that trump was right to run on I hate the same people you hate and they both won on it!

Posted by: raimondo at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (nVDvx)

246 I love how she's adopted a pair of 'smart' or librarian style glasses for her new look.

She might as well try to fake it.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Hey, all that worked for the Khalifa girl!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (FTlwv)

247 Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: When I First Started Going to School, My Teachers Thought I Was a Retard
--------

Well, I proved them wrong. I became a very successful bartender in Brooklyn. So, there, success story.

Posted by: AOC at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (xSo9G)

248 Beto/AOC 2020!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (d7Ww2)

249 She and Beto have so much in common. Both seem dumber than a couple of boxes of rocks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)
..........

I think she's a little smarter, she hasn't admitted to eating dirt yet.
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (v0R5T)


Sabo torches Beto

http://tinyurl.com/yyaqcqy5

new billboard

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

250 Lil miss donkey choppers ca kiss my fat white ass. Racist bitch.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (0OmEj)

251 She's Hillary Clinton, Roseann Rosenannadanna and Rosa Klebb all rolled into one.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (H8QX8)

252 I had a hard time finishing this content cause I was laughing so hard

Posted by: BacktoGA at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (vyrOF)

253 In school, they stole her "Spanish" lunch of plantains and peanut butter, then made her eat a good ole American hamburger to humiliate her. It was awful, those two large beef patties, pickles, cheese on a sesame seed bun.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

254 >>so 25 minutes out of NYC, in 1996, and Spanish speakers are exotic?


No. Yorktown Heights was loaded with Central and South Americans by then.

They were all over Southern and Mid Westchester by the late 80s.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (K3aj6)

255 She's smart like Obama is smart. I bet she knows how to spell Syracuse. Maybe.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (7PXtO)

256 Tell me again how this nimrod got elected to Congress?


9% of the eligible voters in her district voted in the primary. She got her people out while the incumbent bagged it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (c7mrF)

257 Out of a 1990 population of 18 million (New York State), 1.8 million spoke Spanish at home.

http://tinyurl.com/yyvu7rju
(page 66)

I'm still looking for city-only data, but it's just to spike the football. Nobody believes this fucking muppet confused her teachers because she spoke Spanish.
Posted by: hogmartin
.............

Here ya go..


"The median age in Yorktown Heights is 8%" higher than New York. In Yorktown Heights 90.98% of the population is White. In Yorktown Heights 0.99% of the population is Black or African American. In Yorktown Heights 5.82% of the population is Asian."

http://tinyurl.com/y6ytdkcw

So 98% is either white or black or Asian..

No Hispanics to speak of.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (so+oy)

258 A relative (in special needs, so some confirmation bias) thought that I might be retarded. Because I didn't like talking to people, and also, this was when I was three.

If a normal teacher thinks you might be retarded in high school, there might be just an eensy chance it's true. A smidgen of a tweezle of a wisp of a fiber of a ghost.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (HtLSE)

259 as a lichen.

There's no singular of lichen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichen

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (FhXTo)

260 Dumber than the hollow stick I'd like to crack across her face.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (vkS2Z)

261 I was on a plane last week and one of the movies offered was "RBG." I briefly considered taking one for the team and watching it so that I could report back to you guys, but I just couldn't make myself do it.

--

Ugh, I couldn't have done it either. Nope. Speaking of RGB, my sister and husband take pictures of their baby every month on a blanket marked with the months to signify a new age milestone for baby. This month, they dressed baby up in a shirt that said 'Notorious RGB' and put glasses on her, along with an accompanying post about how it's never too early to fashion herself after this important "role model." Virtue signal on high...for a clueless baby only 10 months old.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (JoUsr)

262 I'm still looking for city-only data, but it's just to spike the football. Nobody believes this fucking muppet confused her teachers because she spoke Spanish.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 04:57 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++
Everyone who will talk about it will believe it. This particular lie is already truth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (I2dne)

263 "She and Beto have so much in common. Both seem dumber than a couple of boxes of rocks.
"

The Boxes of Rocks just called and they;re pissed.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

264 Aoc is smart enough to realize that trump was right to run on I hate the same people you hate and they both won on it!
Posted by: raimondo
----------

Yeah, except, that does not amount to a moral equivalence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (xSo9G)

265 245 Aoc is smart enough to realize that trump was right to run on I hate the same people you hate and they both won on it!

Posted by: raimondo at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (nVDvx)

AOC ran in the general uncontested. In the primary her opponent didn't even show up.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (dy5uS)

266 In high school she made a sound like maracas when she walked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (Mouru)

267 So in general, I don't think it right to humiliate the dim-witted.

I do not follow that rule when it comes to politicians.

She is as sharp as a new bar of soap.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (g0bpp)

268 She's not retarded. She's a half tard.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (7PXtO)

269 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (LPnfS)

270 "It wasn't until she took a 'high-stakes' test in which she scored in the 99th percentile across the board, she said, that educators realized she did not need extra help."

Right. And the Moon is made of cheese.

However, cheese does actually have a higher IQ.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 21, 2019 05:02 PM (6eEQ+)

271 Juan Luis Pedro Felipo de Huevos Epstein's mother sent a note to Mr Kotter explaining Juan is out of school today because AOC is a moron.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:02 PM (37IEG)

272 I dedicate this song to Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoJ26Gcp_E


And to think, that somewhere there is a guy that just got tired of her shit.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 05:02 PM (S6Pax)

273 "No Hispanics to speak of.



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (so+oy)"
In the Yorktown High School a little over 10% are Hispanic. That's verifiable

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:02 PM (VpIIl)

274 232 Muppet?

You just made Animal mad.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:58 PM (+gElT)

WOOOOOMAN!

[Peers]

REEEEETARD!

Posted by: Animal at March 21, 2019 05:02 PM (RD7QR)

275 I'm going to get the dumbest dog I can find and name it AOC.

Nah!. It would still be the smarter of the two.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 05:02 PM (JgA4k)

276 Her teachers actually thought being bilingual was a sign of low intelligence?

Maybe it's what her mom told her. "There, there, it's because you're too smart for them."

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (DCYln)

277 She is smarter than raimando. She's got that going for her.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (7PXtO)

278 Was that "high stakes" test something on the internet entitled "The Guaranteed Genius Test?"

/if this is not a thing, it should be. Think of all the money to be made off of liberals...

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (zY+5G)

279 "As a child I spoke Spanish first. and I went to a school where no one looked like me....
---------
Unspoken: "They all had orthodonists, it they needed one."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (xSo9G)

280
so 25 minutes out of NYC, in 1996, and Spanish speakers are exotic? People just don't know what to do?

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (PbpT7)
If her Hispanic family was living there, so were others.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (NFEMn)

281 "Ignorant as a lichen."

Totally stealing that.

Posted by: Flyover at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (B5K06)

282 Tell me again how this nimrod got elected to Congress?

Posted by: dantesed


An organized effort and a disengaged population.

Please note, question and answer both apply equally to ~520 of the people in both chambers of Congress.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (AM1GF)

283 Virtue signal on high...for a clueless baby only 10 months old.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 21, 2019 05:01 PM (JoUsr)
---------

Child abuse. Poor kid.

Tell them to do the First Lady next month. So she can aspire to be the president or first lady herself.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (aXucN)

284 She is as sharp as a new bar of soap.

Posted by: simplemind

I say, I say, hold on just a cotton-pickin' minute. That sounds like one of my lines!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (FTlwv)

285 Dora The Extorter
Posted by: Soothsayer,

Comedy gold.

Posted by: Al Pacca at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (Z04f8)

286 This month, they dressed baby up in a shirt that said 'Notorious RGB' and put glasses on her, along with an accompanying post about how it's never too early to fashion herself after this important "role model." Virtue signal on high...for a clueless baby only 10 months old.
Posted by: Lady in Black



So the baby has had more pictures taken of it this month than the real RBG?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (5UfE7)

287 Can you hear the Tards, raimondo?

Posted by: ABBA at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (c7mrF)

288 If a normal teacher thinks you might be retarded in high school, there might be just an eensy chance it's true. A smidgen of a tweezle of a wisp of a fiber of a ghost.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (HtLSE)

-----

I've told this here before, but I absolutely bombed the IQ test in pre-school. I mean BOMBED it. This was a result of abysmal vision problem, which had not yet been diagnosed.

My mom refused to put me in special ed, because I'm not retarded, and never had one complaint about lagging behind from teachers before I eventually got glasses. Once I could hear, and it wasn't just visual, I was fine.

If teachers are saying you're retarded, there's a good chance it's true. Half of them are also retarded, so I'm guessing she's VERY dim.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)

289 High stakes test? WTF is that?

Is that like Grocho's You Bet Your Life?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)

290 Her teachers called it..

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (Z216Q)

291

She's smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. She's smart and wants respect

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (OLCnA)

292 Anyone in NYC or within a 50 mile radius who is not ready to handle Spanish, Italian, Yiddish, and about a dozen other languages should not be allowed to teach since they are the idiots.

And you mean to tell me the Yorktown school system did not have a single person to teach Spanish as a second language?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (+gElT)

293 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

Thanks; That's very kind of you, dear. I am sorry your boy is having problems. I will pray for him. If you want to tell me more and/or or want him included on the next prayer list please e-mail me:

FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (AllCR)

294
I dedicate this song to Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoJ26Gcp_E





And to think, that somewhere there is a guy that just got tired of her shit.
--

LOL. This song is hysterical.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (zY+5G)

295 No Hispanics to speak of.

Missing the point. Okay, so she's bilingual in Spanish, but a not-inconsiderable block of that population as you list would be bilingual in an Asian language... and presumably not dumb in English.

Also, I suspect those demographic stats include hispanic as "white".

Occam says she was marginally illiterate in English.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (HtLSE)

296 "Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled how her public-school
teachers thought she needed "remedial education" because she had grown
up speaking Spanish at home."


Don't laugh, when my parents moved "up North" my elementary school teacher told my mother I was retarded.


Why? Anyone with a Southern accent, by definition was a retard.

My mother, a former English teacher, had serious words with her AND the principal.


Posted by: Kemp at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (x3uqY)

297 You know who teachers often think might be retarded? Retarded people.
=====

One of my kids ran a scam for almost a year that she had a 'learning disability'. Some sweet young thing teacher was explaining carefully to me how they enriched and empowered children who needed help. After I was done laughing (and the teachers who had her the previous year and the one who was going to have her the next year were done laughing), I thanked the nice lady teacher for empowering the kid to stay with her best friend and get candy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (MIKMs)

298 So 98% is either white or black or Asian..

No Hispanics to speak of.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


DUDE!!!!

They're white hispanics!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (S6Pax)

299 Not really, Raimondo, and you know it. I guess I'll use my self-imposed "respond only once per day to one of these" rules here.

Trump was absolutely vicious to his opponents, yes. But he did not run on a platform of hate to play to his base. He ran on a platform of "put you first and get some jobs back and rationalize immigration to defend the culture and further assist you with doing better at work." There was a bit more to it, but those are the basics. Most people didn't vote for Trump because he hates people they hate. They voted for Trump because he said - clearly and repeatedly - that he was on their side.

There is a big difference between "he's out for me" and "he's out for people I'm out for."

But you know this and it's all tiresome, so that's it for me. I will sign off from this interaction with the usual admonition to do better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (I2dne)

300 They're not plants, they're not moss.
They're the colored spots on rocks.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (FhXTo)

301 DC in school
http://tinyurl.com/y5xje8le

Posted by: davo at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (sMLEE)

302 So, does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?

You know, like, uh, Retard?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (37IEG)

303 She and Beto have so much in common. Both seem dumber than a couple of boxes of rocks.

Has anybody photoshopped Bobby Frank onto one of those flailing tube-men you see at car dealers?

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (lK7fO)

304 Tell me again how this nimrod got elected to Congress?


9% of the eligible voters in her district voted in the primary. She got her people out while the incumbent bagged it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (c7mrF)


"mandate" "inauguration"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (vEIlU)

305 O/T meullers report is going to be a dude. abc news is reporting on it:

"Unless Mueller files a detailed indictment charging members of the Trump
campaign with conspiring with Russia, the public may never learn the
full scope of what Mueller and his team has found...including
potentially scandalous behavior that doesn't amount to a provable crime."

Oh my stars and garters.....scandalous behavior, that isn't a crime. Let's all head to the fainting couches.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (JUOKG)

306 Was that "high stakes" test something on the internet entitled "The Guaranteed Genius Test?"

/if this is not a thing, it should be. Think of all the money to be made off of liberals...
Posted by: shibumi, recently married


Hey, I took that test!

My sister probably told you about it....once.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 05:06 PM (S6Pax)

307 >>does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?


What's spanish for 'Corky'?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 05:06 PM (K3aj6)

308 When I was a kid the model railroading shops sold lichen to be used as trees on your railroad layouts.

When I grew up I started fishing in places where lichen grows everywhere and I'd want to take it home except that I don't do model railroading.

Life is not fair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 05:06 PM (fuK7c)

309 She ain't in no way tahrd. ...ed.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 21, 2019 05:06 PM (lK7fO)

310 In the Yorktown High School a little over 10% are Hispanic. That's verifiable
Posted by: Marcus T
.........

Well... it appears race categories are kinda fuzzy when it comes to hispanics..

I think that could make those stats less than revealing. It looks like a lot of Hispanics identify as "white"..

so.. nevermind..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 05:06 PM (so+oy)

311 Lil miss donkey choppers ca kiss my fat white ass. Racist bitch.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at March 21, 2019 05:00 PM (0OmEj)
..........

Careful, I think she's a biter.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

312 There are Spanish-speaking people in our midst? Why wasn't I alerted?


What a maroon.


And is the idiot queen really lying about being on the short bus as a premise to her argument. What a dolt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:06 PM (t6MX/)

313 So, does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?

You know, like, uh, Retard?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (37IEG)



remember Barry Soetoro?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:06 PM (vEIlU)

314 I got listed as 'tarded when I took a verbal IQ test at age four or so. then parents had me take one for deaf kids and I did... better. in line with my SAT which I took later.

mind you, that SAT was the same score as Asia Carrera's taken around the same time. so maybe *i* should be tending bar shirtless.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (2tdQE)

315 Quick, get me my fainting pearls!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (11H2y)

316 So, does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?

You know, like, uh, Retard?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (37IEG)
++++++++++++
Rumor has it she was "Sandy" before she went on to reap the riches of wokeness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (I2dne)

317 "And as for her name? Spanish surnames are compound names made up from one name from the father, one from the mother. I think the first name of each parent's last name is used to make the kid's compound"


No one does this. No.One. Except libtards trying to sound hoi-paloity. My wife is Filipina. Spanish name heritage. Yes, mom's maiden name became my wifes middle name at birth. When we married it was dropped from the middle and her dads family name went to the middle and she took my family name like the good wife that she is. I know of not one Filipino that goes by a 'compound' Spanish name. AOC is a mental defect put into a position she cannot function in. Pareto Principal.


Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (bsGzI)

318 but, that page I linked to says : Spanish speaking 3% for Yorktown Heights

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (so+oy)

319 does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?


"Lampwick".

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (HtLSE)

320
So the baby has had more pictures taken of it this month than the real RBG?

--

*golf clap*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (JoUsr)

321 Dora The Extorter
Posted by: Soothsayer,

Comedy gold.
Posted by: Al Pacca


Very nice.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (NLLmE)

322 O/T meullers report is going to be a dude. abc news is reporting on it:


Dude looks like a Lady!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:07 PM (NFEMn)

323 242 >>>Yeah.. she grew up in Yorktown Heights, NY from age 5, so all of her schooling would have been in the wealthier burbs.

So, really.. they may not have had too many bilinguals out there, Ace.

...

so 25 minutes out of NYC, in 1996, and Spanish speakers are exotic? People just don't know what to do?

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 04:59 PM (PbpT7)



Because I'm sure none of those super wealthy had hired help that may have had um, questionable documentation working at the homes. And the wealthy suburbs of New York are still going to be super liberal.

So she's still calling all the liberals she's around, especially the ones in a profession that is one of the most liberal a bunch of dumb racists that didn't know how to handle the brown girl.

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2019 05:08 PM (WaxcS)

324

If she went to a Spanish speaking school the teachers' assessment of her would have been the same

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 05:08 PM (OLCnA)

325 Whenever I find myself tempted to take AOC too seriously I go back to her Listomania Dance Video.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 21, 2019 05:08 PM (Z216Q)

326 But seriously folks, we're puzzling over how she got elected when a guy who thinks islands can capsize had already been sitting in Congress for 12 years before she ran for election?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)

327 Was that "high stakes" test something on the internet entitled "The Guaranteed Genius Test?"


/if this is not a thing, it should be. Think of all the money to be made off of liberals...
Posted by: shibumi, recently married




Hey, I took that test!


My sister probably told you about it....once.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron

What? You're changing your story. YOU said you sat next to the kid who was a genius in school and copied off his standardized test.

/Geez, you chemists and your vague memories....

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:08 PM (zY+5G)

328 Anyone know of a bilingual conservative media personality who would be willing to try to converse with AOC in Spanish?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:08 PM (I2dne)

329 >>If she went to a Spanish speaking school the teachers' assessment of her would have been the same


Retardo

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM (K3aj6)

330 305
O/T meullers report is going to be a dude. abc news is reporting on it:

"Unless Mueller files a detailed indictment charging members of the Trump

campaign with conspiring with Russia, the public may never learn the

full scope of what Mueller and his team has found...including

potentially scandalous behavior that doesn't amount to a provable crime."

Oh my stars and garters.....scandalous behavior, that isn't a crime. Let's all head to the fainting couches.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (JUOKG)

That was from a month ago when they were preconditioning the butthurt to expect a nothingburger.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)

331
the public may never learn the
full scope of what Mueller and his team has found...including
potentially scandalous behavior that doesn't amount to a provable crime."


What, like pissing on Russian hookers?

This is Fake News ABC planting the seed into people's heads that something bad will be in mueller's report, but we'll never see it. lolfuckoff.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM (0NFLi)

332 ♫ ♪

Like a lichen.
Teached for the very first time.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM (m45I2)

333 Hmmm,

I think the teacher quoted above was speaking in code to us. The "diagnostic test" she spoke of was probably an IQ test.

AOC result is IQ 99. Not 99 percentile.

She thinks she's a genius and really has a 99 IQ.
Explains a lot.

Of course, she's in congress now, so that's probably well above par for that course.

Still.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM (ys1IH)

334 If her Hispanic family was living there, so were others.

Posted by: JoeF.
Someone please explain to me. Hispanic, root country Spain. Spain is in Europe. Why the hell arn't they called Europeans!?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM (LOq4H)

335 I dedicate this song to Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoJ26Gcp_E

And to think, that somewhere there is a guy that just got tired of her shit.
--

LOL. This song is hysterical.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (zY+5G)


lol x 2

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM (vEIlU)

336 Someone mentioned Dora the Explorer--that show debuted in 2000 when AoC would have been 10 years old.
But yeah, Hispanics were rare, exotic species in the NY metro area

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:10 PM (NFEMn)

337 When I grew up I started fishing in places where lichen grows everywhere and I'd want to take it home except that I don't do model railroading.

Life is not fair.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



That's fascinating.

Should we call you Bander or Snatch for a nick name?

Snatch would be da shizzle!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 05:10 PM (S6Pax)

338 does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?


Barbie. Socialism Barbie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:10 PM (t6MX/)

339 Her 'cute' English nickname was probably Chica

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:10 PM (+gElT)

340 does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?


What's spanish for 'Corky'?
Posted by: garrett


Sugartits

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 05:10 PM (5UfE7)

341 Anyone know of a bilingual conservative media personality who would be willing to try to converse with AOC in Spanish?

She hasn't been conversing freely on Univision to drum up support for her policies, has she?

I could be wrong, but that seems like a gimme, if she were able. Occam says, probably not that great in Spanish either.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 05:10 PM (HtLSE)

342 326 But seriously folks, we're puzzling over how she got elected when a guy who thinks islands can capsize had already been sitting in Congress for 12 years before she ran for election?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)

This bar is quite a bit lower.

Again, her primary opponent didn't campaign, and she ran uncontested in the general.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 05:10 PM (dy5uS)

343 I think she's lying. There were certainly Spanish speaking kids and bilingual teachers of Spanish in Yorktown Heights when she was in school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:11 PM (AllCR)

344 I went and found some examples of he speaking in Spanish. It is just as annoying as her speaking English. And she does it with the hard edge that can make it very annoying and reminds me of angry people with bullhorns leading mobs in South America.

Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2019 05:11 PM (MxEKc)

345 Something else to consider.
If she was deemed in need of remedial education 'because she spoke Spanish and English' I have to wonder - was she actually speaking English? If all she would speak is Spanish I can see why the teachers would think she needed remedial education.
Or, say she spoke either as appropriate - how well could she read English? Maybe her written Spanish was great and her spoken English were great but she had trouble writing it?
And was this test - this one test - in English or Spanish?
Funnily enough, her claims here remind me of Frank Reynolds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT4vVLvvb2U

Posted by: Agammamon at March 21, 2019 05:11 PM (LbP3w)

346 In my third grade class in the 1988, I was in a suburb of Dallas (about 30 miles out), at the time with only about 25,000 people in it, and my class had a Polish immigrant and a Mexican (not new immigrant) who both spoke second languages. It was not that big a deal.

And this is in a town that was 90% white and still rural. So, seriously. I am looking at her like she's a semiretard.

Also also, I can't believe she's bragging that she got tested to see if she was mentally deficient, and they were like, "nah, probably not." Just being tested is insulting enough.

Posted by: sunny-dee at March 21, 2019 05:11 PM (QAOZh)

347 I went and found some examples of he speaking in Spanish. It is just as annoying as her speaking English. And she does it with the hard edge that can make it very annoying and reminds me of angry people with bullhorns leading mobs in South America.
Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2019 05:11 PM (MxEKc)
+++++++++
Okay. I stand corrected and I guess I shouldn't assume *everything* is always a lie.

I'll moderate and go with "everything substantive is always a lie."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (I2dne)

348 So, does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?

You know, like, uh, Retard?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:05 PM (37IEG)


remember Barry Soetoro?
=========
remember William Jefferson Blythe?

Nobody does, but its there. Kinda weird huh?

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (VUGUq)

349
What is it with these short bus-riding, window lickers that they have to jigger their own timelines to score a smidgen more "cred"?

Spanish as a preferred lingo el teacho has been the case for over twenty years, even in beknighted hinterlands well away from NYC and environs. K-meltoe had to jigger the rap timeline to have herself doing blunts to the gutteral gruntings of A-list rappers. "Severely heterosexual" Corey has to make up a street friend to score cred. Obama has to compositate a college "girlfriend" because those bricks he limp-wristed on the bball court just scream "studmuffin".

Lips moving? They're lying!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (pNxlR)

350 289 High stakes test? WTF is that?

Is that like Grocho's You Bet Your Life?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)

It's an actual thing but it's usually used to describe something like the LSAT or GMAT. At the elementary level it would be something like the Iowa Assessments. It's possible that she was stronger in Spanish at the moment she took it and so simply didn't understand the questions, but that's verifiable.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)

351 Someone mentioned Dora the Explorer--that show debuted in 2000 when AoC would have been 10 years old.
But yeah, Hispanics were rare, exotic species in the NY metro area
Posted by: JoeF



Hispanics might have been rare. But Puerto Ricans were everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (5UfE7)

352 the public may never learn the

full scope of what Mueller and his team has found...including

potentially scandalous behavior that doesn't amount to a provable crime."

Final finding
We were unable to prove Donald Trump had not colluded with the Russian government to steal the Presidency late in 2016.



Posted by: Mueller Report at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (37IEG)

353 Is she a window licker or a window lichen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (+gElT)

354 Someone please explain to me. Hispanic, root country Spain. Spain is in Europe. Why the hell arn't they called Europeans!?


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM


It's a contrived term.
(a) Hispanic: You are descended from Spaniards and natives of the Americas
(b) Spanish: You are descended from people from Spain
If you are (a) you are the virtuous oppressed. If (b), the evil oppressor.
Yes. Actual Spanish people from Spain this this is as retarded as it is.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (p+Wdc)

355 Ol AOC has learned quickly that when one is a Dem, one can lie with impunity and get away with nothing more than a tepid tut tut.

Posted by: Blake - Blackberry phone with real keyboard at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (WuI38)

356 343
I think she's lying. There were certainly Spanish speaking kids and
bilingual teachers of Spanish in Yorktown Heights when she was in
school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Quick check of the ole high school yearbook should clear that right up.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (LOq4H)

357 "that this"
Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (p+Wdc)

358 Maybe it's just me, and the state of my nerves today, but it is really sort of creeping me out just how easily and thoughtlessly these people lie about anything and everything, on the spur of the moment.
It's like lying is their default setting and to actually tell the truth would take some kind of internal convulsion.

Effin creepy, I tell ya.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (wA4OO)

359 If her Hispanic family was living there, so were others.

Posted by: JoeF.
Someone please explain to me. Hispanic, root country Spain. Spain is in Europe. Why the hell arn't they called Europeans!?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 05:09 PM (LOq4H)

Because of the indigenous population and also the slave trade. There was a lot of mixing going on in Latin America.
But here's something else to consider. Latin America--including Mexico and Puerto Rico--were emigration destinies for millions of WHITE Spanish Europeans--well into the 20th century, so even of someone acts like they are a put-upon immigrant , they may only be a generation or two removed from Spain.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)

360 AOC result is IQ 99. Not 99 percentile.


She thinks she's a genius and really has a 99 IQ.
Explains a lot.


Of course, she's in congress now, so that's probably well above par for that course.


Still. Posted by: simplemind
--

Nope. The average IQ in the west is around 100. She is not average.

She's in the reverse 99 percentile.

As in "99% of kids in your grade in your year scored higher than you. "


Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (zY+5G)

361 If I learned anything from West Side Story is 1/2 Of NY speaks Spanish.


Ok, maybe just certain parts.

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (BbGew)

362 I think she's lying. There were certainly Spanish speaking kids and bilingual teachers of Spanish in Yorktown Heights when she was in school.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:11 PM (AllCR)

---------------------------

I have to agree. She says stuff like this because she knows that she will not get any real media push back on it, let alone real fact checking.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (ffYR/)

363 I went and found some examples of he speaking in Spanish. It is just as annoying as her speaking English. And she does it with the hard edge that can make it very annoying and reminds me of angry people with bullhorns leading mobs in South America.
Posted by: Ripley


Alexandra Bullhorn Cortez.

Okay, that fits.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (S6Pax)

364 This continues to drive me nuts. I'm a fairly intelligent guy, though I am pretty stupid in certain areas. Worked hard in school, did well, let life pass me by. Studied my ass off to pass the bar exam the first time. Continued to work hard and let life pass me by to support a wife and kids. Result? Get fucked in the ass and have it all stolen from me.

This brain dead twat on the other hand does fuck-all but say stupid shit, and she gets handed power, money, and most likely a lifetime of lucrative sinecures.

It's at times like these I say an extra "fuck you" to the Protestant work ethic. And a double "fuck you" to the people who told me keeping my head down and working hard was the formula for happiness and success.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

365 AOC's resumé is thinner than Brie Larson's butt.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (m45I2)

366 >>Hispanics might have been rare. But Puerto Ricans were everywhere.


Columbians, too. Just about every painting contractor in Westchester from 1986 on was a Columbian living down by Yonkers / Mount Vernon area.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (K3aj6)

367 Didn't Mariah Carey grow up in NYC? Isn't she like half Venezuelan. And she's a bit older than Doll Eyes Alex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (+gElT)

368 339 Her 'cute' English nickname was probably Chica

*

My favorite nickname for her so far is Tits Guevara

Posted by: Azathoth at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (x2PE6)

369 I think the key to Ace's post is that the Town Hall was packed. It wouldn't surprise me that the place was packed with Chiquita Krushchev's admiring communist constituents, longing to see and hear her in person.

Also, another thing that wouldn't surprise me: Current South Bronx Congressman Jose Serrano is 76 years old, and will be 79 in the redistricting year, 2022. So that Serrano may just well pack it in while Donkey Chompers eases into his seat.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (9uYwf)

370 Is she a window licker or a window lichen?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (+gElT)


She's not the window licker, she's the window licker's mate/
and she's only licking windows 'cause the window licker's late

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (t+qrx)

371 302
So, does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname to rival Beto's Hispanic one?

Puta?

Posted by: Kemp at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (x3uqY)

372 We have a bartending school here on the MS coast; it's a 12 week course of study. I guess she managed to pass something like that, so she's not totally dumb. I think it's more along the lines of Reagan's adage:

"The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (Z4rgH)

373 One day my mom will get out

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (r9UYA)

374 Not that I'm the least bit bitter about it or anything.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

375 Was Ann Navarro also thought to be retarded because I might believe that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (7PXtO)

376 Everybody knew Juan Valdez. He was Colombian, and so was his donkey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (Mouru)

377
It's an actual thing but it's usually used to
describe something like the LSAT or GMAT. At the elementary level it
would be something like the Iowa Assessments. It's possible that she was
stronger in Spanish at the moment she took it and so simply didn't
understand the questions, but that's verifiable.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)
High stakes though...what the hell are the stakes in such a thing.Pass or we shoot your puppy? We chop off a finger for every 10% you get wrong? Do words not have meaning any more?
What did I just say? I must be losing it. Of course words don't have meaning any more.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (37IEG)

378 the public may never learn the

full scope of what Mueller and his team has found...including
=========
but not at all curious are they about what was in the missing 30,000 emails.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (g0bpp)

379 Related: why Amy Schumer revealed her husband has autism

http://tinyurl.com/y26ty4gn

(mind you its proabably BS, they call shyness autism these day).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)

380
I still can't get over one Kristool's leftist henchmen, Jong Gong Fast or whatever her name is, was allowed to mock another loyal Cuck (pudhoretz).

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (0NFLi)

381 My favorite nickname for her so far is Tits Guevara

Posted by: Azathoth at March 21, 2019 05:14 PM (x2PE6)

I'm fond of titler.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (t6MX/)

382 Did you ever notice that nobody is ever in the 97th percentile?
Or the 82nd percentile?

Or the 57th percentile?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (LL1Be)

383 379 Related: why Amy Schumer revealed her husband has autism

http://tinyurl.com/y26ty4gn

(mind you its proabably BS, they call shyness autism these day).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)

Everybody who isn't an outgoing loudmouth putz is "on the spectrum" now.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

384 I'm waiting for it to breed.

Posted by: torabora at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (Y274z)

385 If any windows around here need licking, I'm the one to lick them.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (Mouru)

386 It's possible that she was stronger in Spanish at the moment she took it and so simply didn't understand the questions, but that's verifiable.

She was about as Spanish as Robert Francis O'Rourke. Have you seen her high school pictures? She looks like little miss Suzy cheerleader from Iowa.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (39g3+)

387 Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled how her public-school teachers thought she needed "remedial education" because she had grown up speaking Spanish at home.

Well .. you know, there are no adjectives in Spanish.

Posted by: A Wise, Empathetic Latina at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (YJn4J)

388 So, does AOC have a cute Anglo nickname...?
........

Hog-tied.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

389 Everybody who isn't an outgoing loudmouth putz is "on the spectrum" now.

Pretty much. If you don't learn everything with equal ease: autism! If you're awkward or uncomfortable with crowds: autism! If you're a quiet kid: autism!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)

390
My favorite nickname for her so far is Tits Guevara
--

Nope. "That Congresswoman from NY, Occasional Cortex."

I almost called her that one day in public to a Democrat and then could not remember her actual name. Or else I never learned it.

/yeah, next time I'll probably say "congresswoman donkey chompers."

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:17 PM (zY+5G)

391 (mind you its proabably BS, they call shyness autism these day).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++
it does seem to be over-diagnosed. I suspect, after reading some of the requirements, that as an early adolescent I'd have been diagnosed and pumped full of drugs and shunted off into special schools, all other things being equal to today. I had crippling shyness and high anxiety - introvert who obsessed over problems. It took me years to learn how to handle groups. I still get obsessive, but that's okay and I work in a technical field that gives me an outlet

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:17 PM (I2dne)

392 We have a bartending school here on the MS coast; it's a 12 week course of study. I guess she managed to pass something like that, so she's not totally dumb.


I was once a bartender. It required absolutely no qualifications other than a restaurant owner needing a bartender.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 05:17 PM (fuK7c)

393 her public-school teachers thought she needed "remedial education" because...

Many colleges think their students need remedial education because their students went to public school.

Seriously, 'Reading' is a course at colleges, along with algebra and even earlier math.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 05:17 PM (nIvDu)

394
Something else to consider.If she was deemed in need of remedial education 'because she spoke Spanish and English' I have to wonder - was she actually speaking English? If all she would speak is Spanish I can see why the teachers would think she needed remedial education.


Her father was an architect who was born in this country so I'm sure she could speak English.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (TAmPV)

395 Apparel website is banned from payment processor for selling AOC is an idiot t-shirt - considers it HATE speech.


http://tinyurl.com/y3ekccf5

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (RBOtF)

396 The village idiot would point and laugh at this retarded imbecile.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (myjNJ)

397 Growing up i had coordination problems, fine motor skills problems and mobility issues. As a result i was placed in special ed. You know what? I overcame the special ed label. Lil miss donkey chompers can kiss my white ass.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (0OmEj)

398 the public may never learn the full scope of what Mueller and his team has found

If it's not being leaked, that's a sign.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (nIvDu)

399 I was once a bartender. It required absolutely no qualifications other than a restaurant owner needing a bartender.

Yeah. Lets say you own a hip Manhattan club. A pretty cute girl with big hooties comes in, says she wants a job, and pulls out the kneepads...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (39g3+)

400 364 This continues to drive me nuts. I'm a fairly intelligent guy, though I am pretty stupid in certain areas. Worked hard in school, did well, let life pass me by. Studied my ass off to pass the bar exam the first time. Continued to work hard and let life pass me by to support a wife and kids. Result? Get fucked in the ass and have it all stolen from me.

This brain dead twat on the other hand does fuck-all but say stupid shit, and she gets handed power, money, and most likely a lifetime of lucrative sinecures.

It's at times like these I say an extra "fuck you" to the Protestant work ethic. And a double "fuck you" to the people who told me keeping my head down and working hard was the formula for happiness and success.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

Nah, the formula to success is sticking money in an index fund starting in your 20s. Also, divorce rape is bad, the true love thing and vows are generally lies, women initiate more than 70% of divorce in a system rigged against you.

So a bit of capital investment and don't get robbed to put it succinctly.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 05:19 PM (dy5uS)

401 387 Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled how her public-school teachers thought she needed "remedial education" because she had grown up speaking Spanish at home.

Well .. you know, there are no adjectives in Spanish.
Posted by: A Wise, Empathetic Latina at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (YJn4J)

Of course there are. Like gordo and estupido.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

402
This reminds me of another lie.

Who was it that bragged she was the first woman to take the bar exam while pregnant? Or something like that?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:19 PM (0NFLi)

403 Related: why Amy Schumer revealed her husband has autism

--

My take away from that statment?

Normal guy aren't interested in Amy.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:19 PM (zY+5G)

404 Her father was born in the Bronx, her mother in PR-- and she wants us to believe they only spoke Spanish?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 21, 2019 05:19 PM (TN1P5)

405 But New York educators are saying no such tests like that were given in New York at this time.

Uh oh ... Is Sandy Ocasio getting PR assistance from Dick Blumenthal? Next thing you know she'll have been captain of the Hah-vahd swim team.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2019 05:19 PM (YJn4J)

406 Herr Mueller on CNN in a squeaky voice, "Uh never mind."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:19 PM (+gElT)

407 Her father was an architect who was born in this country so I'm sure she could speak English.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Are trying to say....she is conning us?

Well...shut the door! That's outrageous!

(thud!)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 05:19 PM (S6Pax)

408 397 Growing up i had coordination problems, fine motor skills problems and mobility issues. As a result i was placed in special ed. You know what? I overcame the special ed label. Lil miss donkey chompers can kiss my white ass.
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (0OmEj)

And your name isn't even Ed!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

409 Mick Jagger sang about the 'Puerto Rican girls that were just dying to meet you'.

They must have all cleared out by 1990.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 05:20 PM (bsGzI)

410

btw, remember that bullshit fake controversy from several years ago?

Some stupid woman SUED the state bar because she wasn't allowed to take "nursing" breaks while taking the bar exam?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:20 PM (0NFLi)

411
It's at times like these I say an extra "fuck
you" to the Protestant work ethic. And a double "fuck you" to the people
who told me keeping my head down and working hard was the formula for
happiness and success.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)
But the good news here is I never thought I could be a Congressman, Senator or President.
Now the Democrats have proven to me that I could do any of those jobs, and be at least as good as 75% of the assholes they elect for those positions.
So buck up man, they're showing you "si! tue puedes! "

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:20 PM (37IEG)

412 Something else to consider.If she was deemed in need of remedial education 'because she spoke Spanish and English' I have to wonder - was she actually speaking English? If all she would speak is Spanish I can see why the teachers would think she needed remedial education.
...
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++
When I was a kid, I had a summer camp friend whose dad was a rabbi. He spoke fluent English and Hebrew. When I first met him, it was really difficult to talk to him because he drifted between them all the time. My second year at that summer camp was a night and day difference - he had sorted it out. I suspect truly bilingual children might have to get through something like that, where they learn which context calls for which language.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:20 PM (I2dne)

413 her public-school teachers thought she needed "remedial education" because

I'm gonna give this a 80% chance of BS right off the top. Just made up, nonsense. Its an easy way to play the victim, ooh sympathise with me, people were inexplicably mean to me for speaking Spanish in the Puerto Rico capital this side of actual PR.

Its not that I cannot imagine it happening, teachers are often stupid, lazy, and rude. I just don't believe HER when she says this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+)

414 What's hilarious is:

1. The stab at Intersectionality and Victimhood. I'm sitting in Tarrytown right now as I write this, and the idea that she would be considered in any sense exotic in this region is just silly.
2. The attempt to portray herself as a genius. Braying doesn't help.

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (qEujL)

415 If any windows around here need licking, I'm the one to lick them.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (Mouru)


Biden/AOC 2020!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)

416 the public may never learn the full scope of what Mueller and his team has found

If it's not being leaked, that's a sign.
Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 05:18 PM (nIvDu)

--------------------------

Yep. If there were anything damaging to Trump in it, someone would have gotten it out there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (ffYR/)

417 It's at times like these I say an extra "fuck you" to the Protestant
work ethic. And a double "fuck you" to the people who told me keeping my
head down and working hard was the formula for happiness and success.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019

--

Go to Amazon and find the book "Neanderthals at Work." It explains things.


The gist of it? If you're not an uber competitive sports guy who is an extroverted self promoter who doesn't mind screwing people over, ya'll aren't going to get ahead.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (zY+5G)

418 Does anyone else have problems commenting from an iphone?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (4e+hS)

419 Oh, no! I was really awkward growing up.

ALL the kids at school made fun of me...

Posted by: A Supermodel at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (K3aj6)

420 376
Everybody knew Juan Valdez. He was Colombian, and so was his donkey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (Mouru)

His donkey moved to Cuba and became a porn star.

Posted by: Kemp at March 21, 2019 05:22 PM (x3uqY)

421
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)


Shell shock or battle fatigue more likely. After all, he's getting assailed by someone determined not to be fuckable ever again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2019 05:22 PM (pNxlR)

422 Lived in Texas and knew some Mexicans. Lived in Seattle and knew more.

They like to keep one of their last names clean. Get their crimes attached to the one, then use the other when necessary.

Posted by: cheeto at March 21, 2019 05:22 PM (TO8Xm)

423
300 They're not plants, they're not moss.
They're the colored spots on rocks.


coprolites?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 05:22 PM (sGtp+)

424 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: scrub_oak at March 21, 2019 05:22 PM (XiVKO)

425 Next thing you know she'll have been captain of the Hah-vahd swim team.

"I was denied entry into the pool because the racist white pre-Trumpers said my skin was too dark!"
--She Guevarra, eyes bulging like Arnie in Total Recall

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)

426 @401 insomniac-LMFAO, well played sir

Posted by: JROD at March 21, 2019 05:22 PM (d+41L)

427 Biden/AOC 2020!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)
Grope a dope.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:22 PM (t6MX/)

428 Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (zY+5G)

Gosh; That sounds like a cheerful book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (AllCR)

429 >>Does anyone else have problems commenting from an iphone?


Not if I copy my comments into Word and then Copy them here.

Oh, and make sure you have Smart Punctuation turned on.

Also - It's usually best to go ack to an really old Thread and practice, first.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (K3aj6)

430 Go to Amazon and find the book "Neanderthals at Work." It explains things.


The gist of it? If you're not an uber competitive sports guy who is an extroverted self promoter who doesn't mind screwing people over, ya'll aren't going to get ahead.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (zY+5G)

Well, that's just fucking great.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

431 Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

Capitalism, the unequal sharing of blessings.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (7PXtO)

432 Speaking of Biden, wasn't Hunter Biden the one that got the God Waiver to join the Navy and then failed his drug test?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (+gElT)

433 Does anyone else have problems commenting from an iphone?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (4e+hS)
++++++
i don't have one, but I have seen here several times that turning off the "smart punctuation" feature should prevent the red screen of death.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (I2dne)

434 >>I'm gonna give this a 80% chance of BS right off the top. Just made up, nonsense. Its an easy way to play the victim, ooh sympathise with me, people were inexplicably mean to me for speaking Spanish in the Puerto Rico capital this side of actual PR.

Having lived in the actual Puerto Rico I find the claim that one who was born and raised in NYC only speaking Spanish highly unlikely.

The stupid part I put at highly likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (/tuJf)

435 Uh oh ... Is Sandy Ocasio getting PR assistance from
Dick Blumenthal? Next thing you know she'll have been captain of the
Hah-vahd swim team.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Let me tell you, you don't know trouble till you've been in the shit in the Mekong...

Posted by: AOC at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (LOq4H)

436

Melania speaks 5 languages, just sayin'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (vEIlU)

437 ALL the kids at school made fun of me...
Posted by: A Supermodel


Yeah they all seem to say crap like that. "I was an ugly duckling, nobody took me to the prom!"

Bullcrap. Nobody goes from hideous to supermodel from 13 to 16. All those stupid "careful who you call ugly in middle school" pictures are idiotic: she's cute back then too, you lying sack of warthog crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (39g3+)

438
Everything about Donkey Chompers is a fraud. Except her complete ignoramus-level education. That is 100% real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (zBaqJ)

439 418
Does anyone else have problems commenting from an iphone?


Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (4e+hS)

Nah, the Horde doesn't buy Apple shit.

Posted by: Kemp at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (x3uqY)

440 Does anyone else have problems commenting from an iphone?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (4e+hS)

--------------------------

A number of people have posted about going into keyboard settings and disabling smart punctuation to help.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (ffYR/)

441 Corprolite is fossilized dinosaur poop.. aka Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (+gElT)

442
418 Does anyone else have problems commenting from an iphone?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (4e+hS)


I had been earlier this week. Can't speak for today because I haven't been here all that much.

My problem was incomplete and excessively long page loads in here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (pNxlR)

443 Pretty much. If you don't learn everything with equal ease: autism! If you're awkward or uncomfortable with crowds: autism! If you're a quiet kid: autism!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)

I've even wondered if I'm "on the spectrum" at times. I can't form relationships easily, I'm rather shy and I do the same things over and over and over.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (NFEMn)

444 If I learned anything from West Side Story is 1/2 Of NY speaks Spanish.


Ok, maybe just certain parts.
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (BbGew)



That or gangs in NYC danced around like a bunch of fruits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (OLCnA)

445 The gist of it? If you're not an uber competitive sports guy who is an extroverted self promoter who doesn't mind screwing people over, ya'll aren't going to get ahead.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:21 PM (zY+5G)


Well you'd think I'd be better off then, what with my assertive, conversation-dominating attitude and loud, commanding voice.

But no.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (t+qrx)

446 I went to a school where no one looked like me.

Oh, FFS. You ain't that exotic looking.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:25 PM (Boy/L)

447 It wasn't until she took a "high-stakes" test in which she scored in the 99th percentile across the board, she said, that educators realized she did not need extra help.


she and Trump should take IQ tests live on TV

Posted by: x at March 21, 2019 05:25 PM (nFwvY)

448 verything about Donkey Chompers is a fraud. Except her complete ignoramus-level education. That is 100% real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (zBaqJ)

And those tits.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

449 Not only is she a Moron, but her politics make her a bona fide member of the 'Elite Idiots Class". Don't understand these people, who grew up with the Internet? Don't they know these facts can be checked out? For example, NYC in the 1980s had a population of approximately, 7 million of which 1.4 million where Hispancs - 20% (more because the white Hispanics where classified under Whites). Moreover her district is probably close to 50% Hispanic, so how can she be "Rare". Moreover, as Ace mentions, the hot teaching job in the 1980s where Bilingual (mostly Spanish) who wheres paid more than other teachers. Just one lie on top of another lie. This woman is clueless and a 'gift which keeps on giving'.

Posted by: hstad at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (uywSX)

450 Skeptical Democratic donors tell Joe Biden they will not raise funds for him at the start of the 2020 campaign cnbc

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (vEIlU)

451 Are we sure? How Dow-Corning issued a recall yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (+gElT)

452 off sock

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (LOq4H)

453 446
I went to a school where no one looked like me.



Oh, FFS. You ain't that exotic looking.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:25 PM (Boy/L)

I give her credit for that one. Crazy eyes and donkey chompers is a rare thing, although it is almost always found on the left.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (t6MX/)

454 I don't have to do this you know, I'm a qualified brain surgeon. I only do this because I like being my own boss!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (37IEG)

455
Speaking of Biden, wasn't Hunter Biden the one that got the God Waiver to join the Navy and then failed his drug test?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (+gElT)


Yes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (pNxlR)

456 It would be interesting to see what her LEGAL name is on her birth Cert, because names are often dictated by State law.

Like when my Father was born, in Iowa, Jack was considered a nick name, so he did not know his legal name was John until he went to get his birth cert to join the Navy at the tail end of WW2.

But I guess that would make me a birther?

Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 05:27 PM (NgKpN)

457 So I guess Alexandria Donkey-Chompers' dad's first last name was "Donkey" and her mother's was "Chompers."

LOL
Ace still delivers!

Posted by: EL DOPO at March 21, 2019 05:27 PM (l1pkh)

458 That or gangs in NYC danced around like a bunch of fruits
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 05:24 PM (OLCnA)

Better than half of those actors were gay. I think I remember reading that an inordinate amount of them died later of AIDS.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

459 AOC has already turned herself into a caricature. Shell be stuck in her Congress seat forever.

Had she played it smart she could have been NYC mayor after DiBlasio

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2019 05:27 PM (N20fq)

460 "Does anyone else have problems commenting from an iphone?


Posted by: Dr Spank"

You are part of oppressed victim class. You can turn this into a political career.

Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2019 05:27 PM (MxEKc)

461 Skeptical Democratic donors tell Joe Biden they will not raise funds for him at the start of the 2020 campaign cnbc

Not crazy enough.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:28 PM (Boy/L)

462 Had she played it smart she could have been NYC mayor after DiBlasio

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2019 05:27 PM (N20fq)

I think I see the flaw in your plan.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:28 PM (t6MX/)

463 Has someone photoshopped her next to Shrek yet?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:28 PM (7PXtO)

464 Had she played it smart she could have been NYC mayor after DiBlasio
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2019 05:27 PM (N20fq)


*winces, sucks air through teeth*

Yeah, about that...

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:28 PM (t+qrx)

465 we all remember when they finally put press numero uno on phone trees in 2016.

Posted by: x at March 21, 2019 05:28 PM (nFwvY)

466 Speaking of Biden, wasn't Hunter Biden the one that got the God Waiver to join the Navy and then failed his drug test?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (+gElT)

Yes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (pNxlR)

As a Naval Officer myself, you have to fuckin idiot and shit fo brains to accomplish that feat. ANDAND AND it was on FIRST day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:28 PM (oOwhS)

467 AOC has already turned herself into a caricature. Shell be stuck in her Congress seat forever.

I think is better than a coin flip odds that her district is redrawn out of existence in 2020.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:28 PM (39g3+)

468 Heh. Now she might have been thought retarded if teachers knew family had been here for a while and little miss Alexandria was a stubborn kid who was resisting speaking, maybe even resisting answering to any english. Its usually the other way around though with kids and standardized tests. Stubborn kid scores shit on the test but parents and teachers know the kid is plenty smart.

When my little brother was pre-school age he and the neighbor kid of same age had their own language w/ each other like twins often do, and he was ornery and refused to cooperate with some screener doing evaluations such that he scored as "needs help" Of course my parents knew he was a bright kid and didn't panic. *we lived out in the boonies where there was no pre-school or kindergarten.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (5Fap7)

469 Had she played it smart she could have been NYC mayor after DiBlasio

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2019 05:27 PM (N20fq)

I think I see the flaw in your plan.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:28 PM (t6MX/)

She still could. She's 29, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (NFEMn)

470 364 This continues to drive me nuts. I'm a fairly intelligent guy, though I am pretty stupid in certain areas. Worked hard in school, did well, let life pass me by. Studied my ass off to pass the bar exam the first time. Continued to work hard and let life pass me by to support a wife and kids. Result? Get fucked in the ass and have it all stolen from me.

This brain dead twat on the other hand does fuck-all but say stupid shit, and she gets handed power, money, and most likely a lifetime of lucrative sinecures.

It's at times like these I say an extra "fuck you" to the Protestant work ethic. And a double "fuck you" to the people who told me keeping my head down and working hard was the formula for happiness and success.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)


If you were born in the 1950's, you would more than likely have everything you worked for. GenX and later generations have been fucked. America is a death rattle, and Marxist brainwashed foreigners and fools killed her.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (tRLIC)

471 >>>her public-school teachers thought she needed "remedial education" because

I'm gonna give this a 80% chance of BS right off the top. Just made up, nonsense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+)


Why would you say that? She still needs remedial education. She's as dumb as a bag of dicks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (YJn4J)

472 Not crazy enough.

Crazy, but the wrong kind of crazy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (39g3+)

473 Thanks for the iPhone help.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (4/5px)

474 Why would you say that? She still needs remedial education. She's as dumb as a bag of dicks.

She's stupid, but not "special education" stupid. Just typical dumb bimbo stupid, and you can get away with that in school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

475 Well, that's just fucking great.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

-------------

Working hard will pay off....the credit card debt and for the booze.

Posted by: Blake - Blackberry phone with real keyboard at March 21, 2019 05:30 PM (WuI38)

476 450 Skeptical Democratic donors tell Joe Biden they will not raise funds for him at the start of the 2020 campaign cnbc

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (vEIlU)

Maybe if he promises to take a rabid aardvark as a VP in order to appeal to the Democrat base? Hmmm?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

477 "I went to a school where no one looked like me."


Same with my kids at their public school before we bailed out. I wonder if they will get victim status as adults.

Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (MxEKc)

478 When I went to elementary school in Louisiana they did not have remedial education classes. I guess they thought everyone in Louisiana was remedial.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (7PXtO)

479 I went to private school for a while, and am around the same age as aoc, and grew up pretty close to her...

is it possible she's talking about the iowa tests?

I'm pretty sure she went to public schools and wouldn't have taken it, but the Iowa tests definitely graded by percentile ranking or whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (GBteo)

480 473
Thanks for the iPhone help.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (4/5px)

Soon.

Posted by: Barrel at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

481 and loud, commanding voice.


I have what some call a Coach's Voice. The outfielders could hear me clearly from the dugout.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (13dPG)

482 Fox has quite the afternoon lineup.

Shep!Cavuto, all NeverTrump all the time
The Five, featuring resident paste eater Juan Williams

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

483


Jesus Christ, this one is losing her mind while chopping sweet potatoes in some weird Glenn Close-ian way, looking like she's gonna kill someone, and this other pretend Mexican Beatoff O'BigTeeth is eating dirt because it will make him feel good.

Every single Democrat pres candidate is a fucking lunatic.

Every one!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (oeErn)

484
Sandy reminds me of that 3 Stooges joke


Curly - I'm smart

Moe - Sez who?

Curly - My teachers. They always said they couldn't teach me nuttin'.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (OLCnA)

485 Damn it, pixy. *seethes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

486 If you were born in the 1950's, you would more than likely have everything you worked for. GenX and later generations have been fucked. America is a death rattle, and Marxist brainwashed foreigners and fools killed her.
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (tRLIC)

I think too many parents raised their kids for a world as the parents either experienced it or wanted it to be, not what it actually was or what their kids were going to face. So we ended up playing a discarded game by expired rules.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

487 went to a school where no one looked like me."

In West Virginia does not everyone look like each other with all the inbreeding?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (oOwhS)

488 Meanwhile, this insane narcissist spazzed the f*** out because people called her "Cortez" instead of "Ocasio-Cortez."
-------------------------------------
Here's a tip, honey.
If you are living in the US (or most Western countries) and don't want to have people constantly confused about your last name, change it to conform to standard usage.

That is what the VAST majority of immigrants from Spanish speaking countries do and always have done here.

Same thing with Chinese immigrants. They give up the old-country custom of putting the family name first and adopt the Western style of putting it last.

If you choose not to do that, don't complain when people are confused.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (Rxduq)

489 and loud, commanding voice.


I have what some call a Coach's Voice. The outfielders could hear me clearly from the dugout.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (13dPG)

I have a Master Chief's voice. You can hear me in the Kuiper Belt.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (Boy/L)

490 AOC:
Near-genius test results in second grade!

HRC:
Tried to join the Marines
Dodged sniper fire in Sarajevo
Carries a bottle of hot sauce in her pantsuit pocket
Singlehandedly ran the Watergate hearings
Worked in a salmon packing factory
Stood by her man


Keep at it Sandy, it takes time and practice, but wafer thin imaginary resumés can be plumped up quite nicely.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (m45I2)

491 Fox has quite the afternoon lineup.

Shep!Cavuto, all NeverTrump all the time


Don't forget Pappy's Pomeranian Perino.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (LL1Be)

492 478
When I went to elementary school in Louisiana they did not have remedial
education classes. I guess they thought everyone in Louisiana was
remedial.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (7PXtO)

Yeah, but those school marms put the fear of Jesus in you to not be a screw up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (t6MX/)

493 She's stupid, but not "special education" stupid. Just typical dumb bimbo stupid, and you can get away with that in school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)


Remedial classes are NOT special ed. They are different thigns.

And Sandy Ocasio certainly needs remedial classes - to this day.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2019 05:33 PM (YJn4J)

494 483; feature, not a bug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 05:33 PM (KP5rU)

495
I've even wondered if I'm "on the spectrum" at times. I can't form
relationships easily, I'm rather shy and I do the same things over and
over and over.
=====

Sounds like every other true Moron here.


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 05:33 PM (MIKMs)

496 Don't forget Pappy's Pomeranian Perino.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (LL1Be)


Oh, gawd yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

497 Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 05:29 PM (tRLIC)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:33 PM (AllCR)

498 HRC:
Tried to join the Marines
Dodged sniper fire in Sarajevo
Carries a bottle of hot sauce in her pantsuit pocket
Singlehandedly ran the Watergate hearings
Worked in a salmon packing factory
Stood by her man


Named after that guy that climbed Everest after she was born.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:34 PM (LL1Be)

499 Fox has quite the afternoon lineup.

Shep!Cavuto, all NeverTrump all the time

Don't forget Pappy's Pomeranian Perino.
Posted by: mikey

Don't forget Juan at 5 and the new centrist voice of Donna Brazille.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 21, 2019 05:34 PM (FTlwv)

500 489 and loud, commanding voice.


I have what some call a Coach's Voice. The outfielders could hear me clearly from the dugout.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (13dPG)

I have a Master Chief's voice. You can hear me in the Kuiper Belt.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (Boy/L)

Huh?

Posted by: Seaman Don Q, circa 1979 at March 21, 2019 05:34 PM (NgKpN)

501 I've even wondered if I'm "on the spectrum" at times. I can't form relationships easily, I'm rather shy and I do the same things over and over and over.
=====
Sounds like every other true Moron here.



Bit of a problem there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:34 PM (Boy/L)

502 Oh, I'm so glad I didn't miss this post headline. now content.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 21, 2019 05:34 PM (0rsWa)

503 I have what some call a Coach's Voice. The outfielders could hear me clearly from the dugout.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (13dPG)

I have a Master Chief's voice. You can hear me in the Kuiper Belt.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (Boy/L)


I was just goofing with shibumi, who has met me. I sound like the background noise of whichever room I happen to be in, only a little quieter.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)

504 AOC cant be redistricted out. You cant draw a map around her nominal home in The Bronx that she cant win because shes Hispanic and a Media Darling

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (N20fq)

505 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)

506 yeah, Ace.. I have to agree.. Spanish speakers are everywhere and were, somewhat less so, in 1996.

And since everything else she spouts off about is bullshit, this story likely is as well.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (so+oy)

507 Yeah, but those school marms put the fear of Jesus in you to not be a screw up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:32 PM (t6MX/)

And we could drive at 14. Just about the time when we were ready to visit our first bars.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (7PXtO)

508 No one else in Yorktown looked like Donkey from Shrek. Eh, I believe it.
BTW, what kind of high stakes test do you take in elementary school? Gym pullups?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

509 There was a vogue for the Iowa Assessments in certain public school systems. They did indeed rank according to percentiles. There was a backlash against them because they were considered to be culturally biased by a lot of systems so they dropped them.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)

510
You know who else was Puerto Rican and stuck in a remedial class in NYC? Juan Epstein.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (TAmPV)

511 "ignorant as a lichen." damn i wish i could write like that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (0rsWa)

512 think too many parents raised their kids for a world as the parents either experienced it or wanted it to be, not what it actually was or what their kids were going to face. So we ended up playing a discarded game by expired rules.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

My parents were self centered trash, just like most of them born in that generation. It's always been about them and not putting their kids first.
RV death camps when?

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (tRLIC)

513
I think too many parents raised their kids for a world as the parents either experienced it or wanted it to be, not what it actually was or what their kids were going to face. So we ended up playing a discarded game by expired rules.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

The college debt thing with millennials and shit degrees is just a replay of this.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (dy5uS)

514 HRC:
Tried to join the Marines
Dodged sniper fire in Sarajevo
Carries a bottle of hot sauce in her pantsuit pocket
Singlehandedly ran the Watergate hearings
Worked in a salmon packing factory
Stood by her man

Named after that guy that climbed Everest after she was born.


Yoga schedules. Nothing but yoga schedules.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (Boy/L)

515 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)


None for me, thanks, I'm driving.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)

516 505 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)

Hemlock for me please. It has that classic appeal and a certain je nais c'est qua.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

517 495

I've even wondered if I'm "on the spectrum" at times. I can't form

relationships easily, I'm rather shy and I do the same things over and

over and over.
=====

Sounds like every other true Moron here.



Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 05:33 PM (MIKMs)

"The Spectrum" is just a BS money grab, IMO. The more people on "The Spectrum," the greater the research pie. It exploded the same time everyone was ADD/ADHD/ABBACAB.

Normal male adolescence is not a disease or a disorder.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (t6MX/)

518 what was the standard the Young Turks used for their auditions?

boldness and bouncy breasts ... must have been high on the list of prerequisites.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (Cus5s)

519 Meanwhile, this insane narcissist spazzed the f*** out because people called her "Cortez" instead of "Ocasio-Cortez."

LOL.

She called herself Sandy Ocasio in college ... which is incorrect. Cortez is her real last name. It's a name she certainly doesn't live up to, though.

I would just call her Sugar Tits.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (YJn4J)

520 Dang, off with the sock

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (FTlwv)

521 498 HRC:
Tried to join the Marines
Dodged sniper fire in Sarajevo
Carries a bottle of hot sauce in her pantsuit pocket
Singlehandedly ran the Watergate hearings
Worked in a salmon packing factory
Stood by her man

Named after that guy that climbed Everest after she was born.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:34 PM (LL1Be)

Kilt her a bar when she was only three...

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (7HtZB)

522


She was so super smart she had to get her milk-wagons all a shaking to audition for the role of Dumb Democrat CongressMoron after a brief career as a bartender, doing bartending stuff.

Was this bint really a bartender? She doesn't seem to be able to do that job. I worked in night clubs for a while...you generally had to be an intelligent person to make it through a shift. The ones who spazzed out or did stupid shit didn't last long.

What kind of bartender was she exactly? Was she a cocktail waitress rather than a bartender?

And this Beatoff O'DirtEater, was he a singer in a band? Let's hear some of that singing Butthead.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 21, 2019 05:36 PM (oeErn)

523 I've even wondered if I'm "on the spectrum" at times. I can't form relationships easily, I'm rather shy and I do the same things over and over and over.


--

Just for fun, search "Free Meyer Briggs test" and then take it.

Might explain a lot

/shibumi, among the 2% of female INTJs

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:37 PM (zY+5G)

524 She's stupid, but not "special education" stupid. Just typical dumb bimbo stupid, and you can get away with that in school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

I actually think that AOC's actual stupidity is less dangerous than her arrogance in thinking that she's smart.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 05:37 PM (NFEMn)

525
When I First Started Going to School, My Teachers Thought I Was a Retard







Noooooo, I don't believe it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2019 05:37 PM (eXA4G)

526 And we could drive at 14. Just about the time when we were ready to visit our first bars.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (7PXtO)

Drive-through daiquiris.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (t6MX/)

527
Just in case you were wondering, that was an example of sarcasm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (eXA4G)

528 AOC cant be redistricted out. You cant draw a map around her nominal home in The Bronx that she cant win because shes Hispanic and a Media Darling


She took the seat from a guy named Crowley. He just couldn't be bothered to campaign.

It's not a safe name-ends-in-a-vowel seat.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (fuK7c)

529 505 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)
________

Ma'am, as long as you're around, not so.

Posted by: Blake - Blackberry phone with real keyboard at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (WuI38)

530 Only heard it through Rush, Donna Cheater said the recovery of the economy belongs to Jug Ears

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (BbGew)

531 523 I've even wondered if I'm "on the spectrum" at times. I can't form relationships easily, I'm rather shy and I do the same things over and over and over.


--

Just for fun, search "Free Meyer Briggs test" and then take it.

Might explain a lot

/shibumi, among the 2% of female INTJs
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:37 PM (zY+5G)

INTJs unite! Occasionally! In small groups! For brief periods of time!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (NWiLs)

532 The exotic sounds the women make are, how you say, the sounds of love.

Posted by: Paolo at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (X0WfC)

533 You know what a turtle is, Sandy? Same thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (13dPG)

534 505 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)

I have nothing to complain about in regards to my life, but the country is dying, and the social order is collapsing. Lots of people continue have been screwed and continue to be screwed.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (dy5uS)

535 Skeptical Democratic donors tell Joe Biden they will not raise funds for him at the start of the 2020 campaign cnbc

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:26 PM (vEIlU)

Maybe if he promises to take a rabid aardvark as a VP in order to appeal to the Democrat base? Hmmm?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)


Beto's getting all of the money.
The "white obama" and the "new obama" is what he's being called.

people are dumb

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (vEIlU)

536 You know what a turtle is, Sandy? Same thing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (13dPG)


Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (t+qrx)

537 Only heard it through Rush, Donna Cheater said the recovery of the economy belongs to Jug Ears

In much the same way that I am responsible for gravity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (Boy/L)

538 Drive-through daiquiris.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (t6MX/)

And when they passed the closed container law they just taped the plastic lid down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (7PXtO)

539 NTs, FTW!

Posted by: Paolo at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (X0WfC)

540 536 You know what a turtle is, Sandy? Same thing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (13dPG)


Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (t+qrx)

AOC's a lesbian?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

541 INTJs unite! Occasionally! In small groups! For brief periods of time!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (NWiLs)

______

LOL!

Posted by: Blake - Blackberry phone with real keyboard at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (WuI38)

542 In much the same way that I am responsible for gravity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (Boy/L)

Thank you, sir, but can you go easy on the hooters.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)

543 ENTP

Wimps and I don't care what you think.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Boy/L)

544 I'm completely bought in on this theory that she's basically a halfassed actress selected on a Commie couch call for safe district Congress critters.

So,"non fa niente" as the Paolo would say while administering a nice donkey punch.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (6/uwW)

545 I've even wondered if I'm "on the spectrum"

Nah. "Autism" has blossomed from being an actual disorder to an excuse for every kid that doesn't get it the first time, every time.


See also : 'Retard', 'Slow learner', 'Learning disabled', 'mentally deficient', 'ADD', 'ADHD', 'Dyslexia', on and on

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (LL1Be)

546 >>You know what a turtle is, Sandy? Same thing.

As I suspected, pleasure replicant.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

547 505 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)

-------------------------------

Make mine a double please, straight up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (ffYR/)

548 And when they passed the closed container law they just taped the plastic lid down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (7PXtO)

I loved LA.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)

549 OK ace, I cannot stop laughing. gees. thank you...fo' reals man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (0rsWa)

550 Just for fun, search "Free Meyer Briggs test" and then take it.
========
There is a star wars version of the Myers Briggs you can take on line as well.

You are given your score in standard terms but also explained as which star wars character you most resemble. Its actually helpful to explain it that way to teens or those will IQ's in AOC's range.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:41 PM (ys1IH)

551 My 2nd grade teacher thought I was retarded and a bit defensive, but I passed her class in advanced coloring with zero problems! Who's the retard now?

Posted by: Jake Tapper : Newsman at March 21, 2019 05:41 PM (4e+hS)

552 In much the same way that I am responsible for gravity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (Boy/L)

Thank you, sir, but can you go easy on the hooters.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)

The wings have too much breading, but the buffalo shrimp is very good.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:41 PM (Boy/L)

553 Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: When I First Started Going to School, My Teachers Thought I Was a Retard



Sandy's teachers: That's a lie. We never thought she was that smart

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 05:41 PM (OLCnA)

554 531 523 I've even wondered if I'm "on the spectrum" at times. I can't form relationships easily, I'm rather shy and I do the same things over and over and over.


--

Just for fun, search "Free Meyer Briggs test" and then take it.

Might explain a lot

/shibumi, among the 2% of female INTJs
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 05:37 PM (zY+5G)

INTJs unite! Occasionally! In small groups! For brief periods of time!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:38 PM (NWiLs)

INTPs...hide. With the blinds drawn. Until everybody goes away. (Sigh)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 05:41 PM (RD7QR)

555
You are given your score in standard terms but
also explained as which star wars character you most resemble. Its
actually helpful to explain it that way to teens or those will IQ's in
AOC's range.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:41 PM (ys1IH)

Is it in Klingon?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (0rsWa)

556 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the
America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!


I need a refill over h

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (LL1Be)

557 Thank you, sir, but can you go easy on the hooters.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)


Eventually, the moon will hold most of the big-titted population, which means guys will be fighting to get there. You should buy your lunar property early.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (YJn4J)

558 540
AOC's a lesbian?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:39 PM (NWiLs)


No. She hired her boyfriend for a no-show job paid for by campaign funds. Puffy, red headed, beard. Nebbish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (zBaqJ)

559 So, Spanish Harlem is just a figment of everyone's imagination?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)

560
Actually, I think she's being rogered by the Psych-Out Chakra-billy-barty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (zBaqJ)

561 Eventually, the moon will hold most of the
big-titted population, which means guys will be fighting to get there.
You should buy your lunar property early.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (YJn4J)

Mmmm, moon boobs. But watch out for the space herpes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)

562 559 So, Spanish Harlem is just a figment of everyone's imagination?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)


Especially those who grew up in Westchester County.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)

563 "Named after that guy that climbed Everest after she was born."

You have it backward. He was named after her.


Posted by: Google at March 21, 2019 05:43 PM (MxEKc)

564 So, Spanish Harlem is just a figment of everyone's imagination?



It's a rumor and a legend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:43 PM (13dPG)

565 Has anyone considered yet that AOC might be a slight bit retarded?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (t6MX/)

566
505 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the
America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)



-------------------------------



Make mine a double please, straight up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (ffYR/)

I'm buying for everybody! You all get the next round! wait....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (0rsWa)

567 See also : 'Retard', 'Slow learner', 'Learning disabled', 'mentally deficient', 'ADD', 'ADHD', 'Dyslexia', on and on


*******

There is a code for that.

And that.

And that.

And that other one too.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (m45I2)

568 563 "Named after that guy that climbed Everest after she was born."

You have it backward. He was named after her.


Posted by: Google at March 21, 2019 05:43 PM (MxEKc)


Sir Edmund Bollardry?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (zBaqJ)

569 So, Spanish Harlem is just a figment of everyone's imagination?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 21, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)


West Side Story was only published in 2004.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (YJn4J)

570 is it possible she's talking about the iowa tests?

She might be thinking of those but to my knowledge no school ever did anything with those other than send them to be checked for overall performance nationwide.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)

571 It's a rumor and a legend.

Much like a part of the female anatomy that rhymes with Dolores.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (Boy/L)

572 Is Ace suggesting a Democrat is lying?

For shame sir. For shame. That is Deplorable.

Posted by: Sen Issakson (Rino - GA) at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (9m7V1)

573 565 Has anyone considered yet that AOC might be a slight bit retarded?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (t6MX/)


It's called a liberal arts degree...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (zBaqJ)

574 So, Spanish Harlem is just a figment of everyone's imagination?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


Ben E King - Spanish Harlem
Released in 1960

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (5UfE7)

575 So we ended up playing a discarded game by expired rules.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

-------

Lucky for me, I figured this out during HS.

My parents grew up during a unique period where "working hard and playing by the rules" guaranteed a certain degree of success.

This has not been the case for some time - if you want a decent job with decent pay you'd better be prepared to fight for your supper, and to go hungry for awhile when you're young.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

576 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that her teachers may have been correct yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments t at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (13dPG)

577 Mulva?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (LL1Be)

578 OK, I swear I am not making this up. This is a cut and paste.

I have lived all my life among blue people and one of them just posted this:

"Kindergarten registration form this morning had a "non-binary" option under gender, and it made me so proud to live here."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)

579 Nobody looked like her in school? Boo-hoo. And for heaven's sake, she looks like she has a tan. That's it. I (French-Canadian, German, and Swedish ancestry) probably turn darker than her, at least in the summer.

And I'm sure somebody else has pointed this out, but it bears repeating: It doesn't matter if she scored high on a test. Lots of people do great in school and fall apart in the real world because they have no common sense or coping skills.

Posted by: right wing yankee at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (zlzYb)

580 I know the district well. Having spent 20 Oren formative years in it

It has Italian and Irish Bronx enclaves, meant to give Crowley a cushion. Classic Reagan Democrats who became Trumpsters and stayed home. These were some of the few NYC precincts outside Staten Island that went for Trump in 2016

Crowley was going to succeeed Pelosi and didnt think he had to campaign hard

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (N20fq)

581 A quick aside...it appears kapershit got considerably less than everyone thought..not 100 million, but 10 million split 2 ways with lawyers fees taken out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:46 PM (oOwhS)

582 Nood AIPAC boycott

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 05:46 PM (t+qrx)

583 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the
America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)
-------------------------------

Make mine a double please, straight up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:40 PM (ffYR/)

I'm buying for everybody! You all get the next round! wait....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (0rsWa)

----------------------------

I'll buy this one, because why not?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:46 PM (ffYR/)

584 578 OK, I swear I am not making this up. This is a cut and paste.

I have lived all my life among blue people and one of them just posted this:

"Kindergarten registration form this morning had a "non-binary" option under gender, and it made me so proud to live here."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)

My reply: "Your kid is a star system?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:46 PM (zBaqJ)

585 It doesn't matter if she scored high on a test.

Barring a proctored session on live television, I will never believe that she did.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (Boy/L)

586 Know what else the ricans don't do? Use hyphens in last names.

You know who uses hyphens? Elite whites from the fucking british isles.

And lotsa negro women.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (+fPHo)

587 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (wA4OO)

588 Wait? Ace isnt from NYC? So, a 'podunk' town, eh? Kind of a mean thing to say about Buffalo.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (tC+cd)

589 Anyone know of a bilingual conservative media personality who would be willing to try to converse with AOC in Spanish?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 05:08 PM (I2dne)

Michelle Malkin?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (FTPn0)

590 I was in grade school in the 80s in a city of 50k people. And every year there were a few Spanish speaking kids in class. And teachers bent over backwards to help them out while they learned English.

AOC is such a fucking liar.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (9m7V1)

591 Ace must have for gotten Sarah Palin asked us not to use the word retard

Posted by: Kurt at March 21, 2019 05:53 PM (paIvI)

592 You work hard and do the right thing, because its the right thing to do, not to get ahead or get rich. That's often the result, but not guaranteed and it never has been.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 05:54 PM (39g3+)

593

I would guess Sandy also ate dirt.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 21, 2019 05:57 PM (oeErn)

594 Sandy Obama-Cortex. Nearly unprecedented presidential hopeful!

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (LuPts)

595 505 oh, good is this the time for the "life sucks, everything sucks" the America is dead" thread. Rounds of arsenic all around, Hooray!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AllCR)


It's been like this for years. I don't see it ever changing.

Posted by: A Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 21, 2019 05:59 PM (vqIkG)

596 Ace. AOC is no dummy. She got a second prize in the Intel international Science and Engineering Fair in 2007 in the microbiology class

Posted by: Kurt at March 21, 2019 06:00 PM (paIvI)

597
I looked up Spanish naming conventions. My eyes glazed over. I may be wrong, but I think she's doing it wrong with the hyphens.

Her father was and Ocasio and her mother was a Cortez. After marriage her mother started calling herself Ocasio-Cortez, and gave that name to the children.

There is a Spanish "copulative conjunctive" construction (fucking conjunctive?) used with a 'y' or 'e' (depending on if a name begins with certain vowels.

So is Miss Smith and Mr. Jones marry, the children could be surnamed Jones y Smith.

I don't see any hyphens being used -- so I don't think that's traditional, just something recent American Hispanics do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 06:01 PM (f1Vqw)

598 ' It is better for her to keep her mouth shut and be thought the fool than to open her Donkey Chompers and remove all doubt. "

Abraham Lincoln

Posted by: JDubb at March 21, 2019 06:06 PM (waM0p)

Ho Boy: Kellyanne Conway Says Her Husband Should Air His Grievances In Private; Stresses That She's "Italian Catholic" and Very Protective of Her Children

She later cautions about outsiders acting as "marriage experts" opinion on the state of their marriage, but I have a hard time hearing this as something other than "Yeah, George and I have problems, but we're trying to keep up appearances for the sake of the children, and George is making that difficult with his acting up."

An interesting thing, maybe a tell. She says that George agreed to come to DC and joined a law firm as a "partner." Then she corrects herself and says he's "of counsel."

Now, "of counsel" is a designation for someone who's too senior to be an associate but who's not a partner. There are different reasons for being "of counsel" -- like maybe you want to practice law but you don't want to buy into the firm or you don't want to bill the hours a partner is expected to bill -- but it's generally considered, well, not quite at the same level of "partner."

I think it's interesting she corrected herself here, when no one in the world would have batted an eye at calling him a "partner," even if he wasn't that.

It's like... well, a dig. Maybe.

Hard to watch. Cringey! Therefore: Most recommended!



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1 know who else is Italian Catholic?
Pelosi

Posted by: torabora at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (Y274z)

2 I feel bad for her.

Posted by: Pointer Sisters at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (8D42x)

3 I'll take "likely to be found face down in a ditch" for $400...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (AM1GF)

4 Why did she marry Chaz Bono anyway?

Posted by: CN at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (U7k5w)

5 George is destined for the scrap heap.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (BXMxN)

6 Can someone tell me an instance of Trump starting a fight?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (nDOs4)

7 begone sock trio...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (8D42x)

8 1 know who else is Italian Catholic?
Pelosi
Posted by: torabora at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (Y274z)

Me too.

Political voyeurism always feels a bit creepy to me. Relationships in of themselves are often fraught (they have people involved, of course they are.) Having your issues in public has to add another layer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (ycWCI)

9 Trump's marriage looks awesome by comparison, maybe that's why he keeps Kellyanne around.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (P1AAi)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (IXZGh)

11 know who else is Italian Catholic?

Cardinal George Pell?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (9t0Zz)

12 George is a rude, jealous pig.

Dump him.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (6J+ts)

13 Of Counsel means the paralegals roll their eyes when you criticize the quality of their work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (Mouru)

14 Hope he strokes out over her comments. Problem solved.

Posted by: Ever at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (fPE66)

15

Well aged meat flaps are delicious...

Posted by: Mr. Soylent Greenjeans at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (O+mPF)

16 Where are all the feminists who should be castigating this jerk for so publicly undermining her fabulous career?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (W+vEI)

17 Can someone tell me an instance of Trump starting a fight?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (nDOs4)
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In reality, I can't think of one.

Through the lefty prism, he starts a fight every time he hits back at someone who's picking a fight with him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (I2dne)

18 Still wondering about that "open secret" business.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, a gossipy gossip of gossipness at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (84QUd)

19 Can someone tell me an instance of Trump lying about things "that he doesn't even need to lie about"? (This seems to be a major prog talking point)

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (aW5/6)

20 Cuomo is Italian Catholic also.
Too bad the Church hierarchy isn't also Catholic.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bziUS)

21 10. Donald Trump once hired prostitutes to neutron bomb a bed Obama slept in

9. If we neutron bomb Flyover Land, Hillary will be ahead by 50 points

8. Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Fox News

7. We must neutron bomb those smelly Walmart People

6. If we fire two neutron bombs at the same time, we can start a Crossfire Hurricane

5. Yes, Hillary neutron bombed the Bernie campaign but she had no statutory intent

4. Inquiring minds want to neutron bomb the National Enquirer

3. Leave the neutron bomb. Take the thumb drive. We'll say it was a botched robbery.

2. We'll neutron bomb a small airport, that way Loretta and Bill can talk freely

and the top Nellie Ohr Ham Radio Neutron Bomb Transmission:

1. What difference at this point does it make - JUST NEUTRON BOMB THEIR ASSES!

Posted by: Nellie Ohr's Top Ten Ham Radio Neutron Bomb Transmissions at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (DuAZ5)

22 Maybe George should start an exercise program. Start jogging in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (6J+ts)

23 Oh yeah, Pell is an Aussie.

Always getting those two mixed up.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (9t0Zz)

24 I'll take "likely to be found face down in a ditch" for $400...

Kellyanne or George?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (7s3Gx)

25 Where are all the feminists who should be castigating this jerk for so publicly undermining her fabulous career?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (W+vEI)
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She works for the mish-grabber and so has internalized misogyny. As a result, she is a genetic woman but not in the sisterhood. Taking her down is a fair move because she's a sex traitor.

Just like Palin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:41 PM (I2dne)

26 CNN was on hand for Stone's arrest...but who was there when the Caliphate fell?

FOX

Posted by: torabora at March 21, 2019 03:41 PM (Y274z)

27 >>but I have a hard time hearing this as something other than "Yeah, George and I have problems, but we're trying to keep up appearances for the sake of the children, and George is making that difficult with his acting up."


Sounds like that's it, ace.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:41 PM (W+vEI)

28
It's a dig. If he was good he'd be a partner. Instead he's a grunt, working too many hours at salary.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (jYje5)

29 Of Counsel - yeah, that usually means "specialist" or "semi-retired".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

30 Honestly something I'm not comfortable rooting about.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (dy5uS)

31 Don't shit where you sleep.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (LL1Be)

32 Yeah, this has "car keyed and wardrobe burned in the driveway" written all over it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

33 I wonder how many times it took ole George to pass the bar?

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (6J+ts)

34 know who else is Italian Catholic?
------------------------------------------------

95% of Italy

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (NFEMn)

35 sure are alot of deranged italian catholics. hmmmm.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (KP5rU)

36 George Conway is not a threat to Trump. Probably better not to publicly speculate about the state of Kellyanne's family, especially because they have children

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (ss6yq)

37 33 I wonder how many times it took ole George to pass the bar?
Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (6J+ts)

He could pass the bar, but never the open buffet.

Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (xqdqQ)

38 I wonder how many times it took ole George to pass the bar?
Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (6J+ts)


I never pass without stopping.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (Mouru)

39 Kellyanne should start commenting on George's "shortcomings" if you know what I mean. That should shut him up or we get dick pics, win win.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (P1AAi)

40
What I like about that is how she speaks of PDT thus:

"He's very protective of me" about Trump, not Fat Boy, and "He's never asked me to quit my job" about Trump, not Fat Boy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (f1Vqw)

41 Kelly is an Italian and Irish mix. As am I and approximately 50% of the white people in New Jersey.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (NFEMn)

42 He should use restraint for her sake. But noo. He's an ass . I feel bad that He doesn't stand with Her even if politically not aligned with her.

what's that song

wrapped up like a douche?


sowwy joncelli.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (r/xAU)

43
Georgie porgie is going to end up sleeping with the fishes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (OLCnA)

44 35 sure are alot of deranged italian catholics. hmmmm.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (KP5rU)

I blame the Lombards.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dy5uS)

45

George's sphincters are now so dilated that every time KA plugs in her strapon just falls out. Sad.

Posted by: Some Dude at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (O+mPF)

46 Frankly watching a married couple hate each other in public like this is awful and painful and I wish it would stop. I don't care who they are, its just miserable and bad for marriage as an institution.

Just like I can't stand it when people rip on their spouse in public. No matter how annoying or frustrating they are, you should always put on a front at least of being supportive and loving, or keep your mouth shut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (39g3+)

47 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?

Posted by: Timon at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)

48 Can't think of anything to say about this one.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (UnA8+)

49 Two words.

John. Wayne. Bobbit.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (LL1Be)

50 >>and George is making that difficult with his acting up


Worst case scenario: They've already decided to get a divorce, and he's trying to inflict maximum damage for spite.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (W+vEI)

51 sure are alot of deranged italian catholics. hmmmm.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Hold my five beers.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Z04f8)

52
Is there some scientific relationship between waist diameter and political inclination? Because I'm sensing some.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (jYje5)

53
Stresses That She's "Italian Catholic" and Very Protective of Her Children


Translation: F**k with me Fatboy and you'll be sleeping with the fishes.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (TAmPV)

54 That should shut him up or we get dick pics, win win.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (P1AAi)

-----

You could take a thousand nudes of George and never ever see his dick.

I doubt George has seen his dick in several decades.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

55 47 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?

I'm sure they reasons other than clapping Christopher Steele in irons.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (8erNz)

56
George "Carlo Rizzi" Conway is soon going to take a little ride with Clemenza, another fat boy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (f1Vqw)

57 I'm thinking this is just a diversion for the lefties.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (xfb67)

58 Kellyanne deserves better.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:46 PM (TdMsT)

59 I can't imagine he's a decent atty when he cannot control his mouth.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:46 PM (r/xAU)

60 47 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?
Posted by: Timon at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)

An undersecretary's spouse wants to see the sights?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

61 Worst case scenario: They've already decided to get a divorce, and he's trying to inflict maximum damage for spite.
Posted by: Lizzy


Only so many times ya can hear the question: "tough luck George....Know any good lawyers?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 21, 2019 03:46 PM (Z04f8)

62 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?
Posted by: Timon at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)
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I have to assume that it is counter to the interests of the American people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:46 PM (I2dne)

63 This is kinda cringey

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 03:46 PM (QCc6B)

64 Are they the new Carville/Matalin duo? Cute that they disagree on politics but are in lurve?

Posted by: jd at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (cIj06)

65 47>> Cory Booker has a craving for spotted dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)

66
52
Is there some scientific relationship between waist diameter and political inclination? Because I'm sensing some.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:45 PM (jYje5)

Hannity, Rush, and Trump are all fat.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (dy5uS)

67 Yikes that is cringe worthy... At this point I don't think she's helping herself or the President... Maybe it's time to retire

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (O2RFr)

68 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?
Posted by: Timon at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)

JackStraw will be along soon to speculate--most likely accurately-- as to why.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)

69

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis. Oh shit, George ate all of cannolis before we could off him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (OLCnA)

70 Maybe Kellyanne should start bitching about George's bosses, huh?
See how that works out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

71 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?
Posted by: Timon at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)

----

To tell Steele what to say.

Duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

72 Maybe George is angling for a reality TV show.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (P1AAi)

73 An undersecretary's spouse wants to see the sights?

Element of truth... working trips are often set up to include the weekend for va-ca time on the clock. Note arrival time in London precludes work until Friday AM, f/u Monday and home...

Nice gig, huh?

Posted by: Some Dude at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (O+mPF)

74 This is very sad, if the reading between the lines here is true.

Kellyanne gets the biggest break anyone can get in their career, and rockets to stardom in the world of political consultants as a result.

But for whatever reason, her husband is not happy sharing her success with her.


Is he jealous of her success? or jealous that she spends so much time with The Donald to whom he must unfavorably compare himself every day?

Dunno but it's sad.

Posted by: Boots at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (e9omi)

75 64 Are they the new Carville/Matalin duo? Cute that they disagree on politics but are in lurve?

Posted by: jd at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (cIj06)

Romantic love is nice but not necessary for a Catholic marriage or its maintenance.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (dy5uS)

76 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?
Posted by: Timon at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)

----------------------------

Where's Steele hanging out these days?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (ffYR/)

77 I'm old enough to remember when the officiant saying "What God has joined together let no man put asunder" was a standard part of a wedding ceremony. I know it is Trump's way to always hit back when somebody crosses him, but in this instance I am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway is. I personally think everybody should just butt out of it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (kUmUV)

78 Yeah, this has "car keyed and wardrobe burned in the driveway" written all over it.

A modern-day version of "War of the Roses".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (7s3Gx)

79 JackStraw will be along soon to speculate--most likely accurately-- as to why.

To arrest the spook that worked with McCain to pass off that fake dossier? A girl can dram can't she?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (O2RFr)

80 Believe all women?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 21, 2019 03:49 PM (nDOs4)

81 >> Are they the new Carville/Matalin duo?

Far from it. Carville never would undermine Mary, even when baited to do so, such as when she was working for Cheney.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:49 PM (f1Vqw)

82 I couldn't get the video to work, even going to Twitter and then to Fox, but that's probably for the best as this whole situation is so sad to me.

That said, I doubt she was making a dig at him with the partner/of counsel thing. I think that she corrected herself because she knew that if she didn't, she would get blasted on social media for speaking incorrectly or maybe the firm itself would even say something, which would be even more embarrassing for her husband.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:49 PM (aXucN)

83 This would be a good time for the non-traitorous elements of the DOJ and FBI to drop the hammer on the attempted coup-masters and their thug minions. Raids. Arrests. Arraignments. If not now, when?

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 03:49 PM (4Eo4+)

84 Eeeesshh... Marriage counseling and a Twitter ban for both of them would probably be good ideas.

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 21, 2019 03:50 PM (XKZwp)

85 I thought the new Pope was totes cool with divorces.

That, and not accepting the resignation of pedo priests.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 03:50 PM (Z4rgH)

86 75 64 Are they the new Carville/Matalin duo? Cute that they disagree on politics but are in lurve?

Posted by: jd at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (cIj06)

Romantic love is nice but not necessary for a Catholic marriage or its maintenance.
Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (dy5uS)

Yes, but Carville is some sort of Eldritch Serpent Demon...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:50 PM (UnA8+)

87

Divorce, Italian style?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 03:50 PM (OLCnA)

88 I'm old enough to remember when the officiant saying "What God has joined together let no man put asunder" was a standard part of a wedding ceremony. I know it is Trump's way to always hit back when somebody crosses him, but in this instance I am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway is. I personally think everybody should just butt out of it.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (kUmUV)

I agree. He shouldn't touch this.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:50 PM (NFEMn)

89 >>Divorce, Italian style?


Parmigiana!

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 03:50 PM (yTPRI)

90 A girl can dram can't she?

I like it when a girl drams. Several dams often lead to mutual shared interests!

Posted by: Some Dude at March 21, 2019 03:50 PM (O+mPF)

91 Kellyanne is an Italian name??? Who knew?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (so+oy)

92 Maybe George is angling for a reality TV show.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (P1AAi)



My 600 pound life

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (OLCnA)

93 Ace: "I think it's interesting she corrected herself here, when no one in the world would have batted an eye at calling him a 'partner,' even if he wasn't that."

Normally that would be true. But we have an abnormal media. They would charge her with "lying" about her husband's involvement in whatever it is they are involved in which would, of course, be a crime of the century and shouldn't Trump be impeached for this! We're at the point where a mere voice inflection will be twisted into "collusion du jour". I'm afraid she - in particular - has to speak quite slowly and clearly with subtitles and hand puppets to the assembled jackal media.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (6eEQ+)

94 Yeah, this has "car keyed and wardrobe burned in the driveway" written all over it.

A modern-day version of "War of the Roses".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy

"If you'll excuse me, I'll be pissing in the fish course."

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Z04f8)

95 CNN was on hand for Stone's arrest...but who was there when the Caliphate fell?

FOX
Posted by: torabora at March 21, 2019 03:41 PM (Y274z)



Excellent point!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (lonOK)

96 90 A girl can dram can't she?

I like it when a girl drams. Several dams often lead to mutual shared interests!

LOL... I knew that was coming

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

97 79 JackStraw will be along soon to speculate--most likely accurately-- as to why.

To arrest the spook that worked with McCain to pass off that fake dossier? A girl can dram can't she?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (O2RFr)

Well, it is getting close to 5:00.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

98 know who else is Italian Catholic?

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St. Pius V

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (7HtZB)

99 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (uopCm)

100 but in this instance I am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway is.

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I haven't kept up. Has the guy questioned Trump's marriage in the past or brought his own marriage into play?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 21, 2019 03:52 PM (nDOs4)

101 Kellyanne is an Italian name??? Who knew?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 03:51 PM (so+oy)

The 2 ex boyfreinds her father buried in his back yard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 03:52 PM (m8J9w)

102 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?
Posted by: Timon at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)
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Didn't George Papadopalopaluswhatever recently tweet something about going after all those guys - Mifsud, etc. - that were in London and set him up?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:52 PM (aXucN)

103 LOL... I knew that was coming

Was it the swelling or the moaning?

Posted by: Some Dude at March 21, 2019 03:52 PM (O+mPF)

104 Didn't George Papadopalopaluswhatever recently tweet something about going after all those guys - Mifsud, etc. - that were in London and set him up?

If only something would come of it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 03:53 PM (O2RFr)

105 Eww. The Money Honey is starting to look like an Italian version of Jabba the Hut's Nonna.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

106 First, who watched the whole video.

Oh god cringey indeed.

That woman could teach ice water how to chill.

Also she is being extremely feminist* which is awesome. (*for the good values of feminism).

Alas, Maria Bartiromo has hit the wall. I didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 03:53 PM (fuK7c)

107 I made a comment or two in a previous thread. This is not the venue I like to get into. But she deserves better. She has sacrificed so much for this country and administration.

I feel sorry for her, but this goober is doing it, not us.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:53 PM (n13/j)

108 77 ... I know it is Trump's way to always hit back when somebody crosses him, but in this instance I am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway is. I personally think everybody should just butt out of it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (kUmUV)


He didn't the first time, or the second, or the third...

He finally ran out of cheeks.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 03:53 PM (Z4rgH)

109 This is not about Trump, this is about her crazy a$$ husband.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 03:53 PM (JUOKG)

110 He is a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at March 21, 2019 03:53 PM (6J+ts)

111 85 I thought the new Pope was totes cool with divorces.

That, and not accepting the resignation of pedo priests.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 03:50 PM (Z4rgH)

He is not. He has ambiguously maybe implied divorced people could receive communion at the discretion of local priests and bishops. When pressed no elaboration was given afaik. The Catholic Church does not recognize divorce. If you "divorce" and remarry, you're still wedded to your original spouse and living in adultery(you need to repent and abstain from further intercourse with new spouse to be allowed communion).

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (dy5uS)

112
Hannity, Rush, and Trump are all fat.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM


Nah. They're just too short.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (jYje5)

113 I think it's sad for everyone when a marriage goes down in flames.

and it's sad that the American public, for the most part, finds joy in Kellyanne's pain.

says a lot about who we are as a society.

when can I check out and move to alaska and shoot stuff for dinner?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (d7Ww2)

114 I know this couple. Both good looking. After they got married the husband got very fat. The wife was understandably annoyed. They didn't get along great. He decided to get his stomach stapled. Made a huge transformation. It didn't help their relationship problems at all.

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (QCc6B)

115 >> Maria Bartiromo has hit the wall. I didn't see that coming.


Sad to see those Blow Job lips ride off into the sunset.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (yTPRI)

116 Kellyanne is an Italian name??? Who knew?


It's an Anglicized corruption of Caliagnnette

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (Mouru)

117 but in this instance I am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway is.

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I haven't kept up. Has the guy questioned Trump's marriage in the past or brought his own marriage into play?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 21, 2019 03:52 PM (nDOs4)

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George has been sending out nasty tweets for a while now, but the last one questioned Trump's mental state and fitness to be President. PDT had had enough.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (ffYR/)

118 It's really unlike George to get doinked in the ass...so much. Plus he's become like a milk cow for the local gheys.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (VpIIl)

119 "Hard to watch."


It is. She did her country a great service helping Trump to win, and by all appearances, is continuing where others have failed. I wish her no ill-will or to further her strife from this difficult situation.

I have nothing to say other than, in my opinion, she should be treated like a queen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 03:55 PM (t6MX/)

120 Maybe I'm dumb, but isn't a claim of NPD not just armchair psychiatry, but not supported at all, even if you believe "Trump cray-cray"?

Like... Trump has an obsession with his image and likes being the center of attention, but his focus on "we" alone would mark him as a garden-variety egomaniac of yuge proportions, not NPD. More than one kind of being a little squirrely is characterized by lying, and the NPD characteristic lies (deflection, lies *which don't have to do with the topic at hand*) are nothing like the "Lies of Trump" - i.e. braggadocio.

I think the obsessive character of the defamation and hyper-focused confirmation bias might indicate some schizoid tendencies and dementia on George's part, but what do I know?

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 03:55 PM (HtLSE)

121 114 I know this couple. Both good looking. After they got married the husband got very fat. The wife was understandably annoyed. They didn't get along great. He decided to get his stomach stapled. Made a huge transformation. It didn't help their relationship problems at all.
Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (QCc6B)

Eh, this is like the couples who think having a child will cure their marriage. Pro tip: no, probably not.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:56 PM (RD7QR)

122 He didn't the first time, or the second, or the third...

He finally ran out of cheeks.

I think that's why the McCain stuff came up...In the first place the friggin media asked him... Of course that is removed so it looks like he just brought it up out of the blue... The revelations that have come out about McCain and the dossier is what brought Trumps ire.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 03:56 PM (O2RFr)

123 Alas, Maria Bartiromo has hit the wall. I didn't see that coming.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 03:53 PM (fuK7c)
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You'll always have the memory of those opera gloves.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:56 PM (aXucN)

124 George is looking for a paid gig with MSNPC.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:56 PM (IXZGh)

125 She's Italian an Irish. He maiden name was Fitzpatrick. She identifies as Italian because she was raised by her mom. Let's just say dad wasn't around.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:57 PM (VpIIl)

126 By the way, not sure if has been mentioned here, but it "appears" that the Trump Admin may be readying to Recognize Israeli Sovernty over the Golan Heights.

I have mixed feelings about that. While I can NEVER invision any Israeli Gov giving back the Golan ( and if you have never been on the Golan Heights you may not understand that) it will cause a shit storm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 03:57 PM (m8J9w)

127
Carlo Rizzi getting it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c03CKVDH89s

Someone should photoshop Fat Boy's face on Rizzi and Trump's on Michael.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:57 PM (f1Vqw)

128 Can we shoot down the DOJ Gulfstream? Screw them. The odds this flight is for the good of the country is minimal.

And why do they need a private jet? Take business class or a military jump seat.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 21, 2019 03:57 PM (rm2oH)

129 George has been sending out nasty tweets for a while
now, but the last one questioned Trump's mental state and fitness to be
President. PDT had had enough.


Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM

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Yep, Mr. kellyanne crossed the line with the mental illness diagnoses tweet.


Trump does not let up once something like that happens and all three parties know that.


Pretty sure that Mr. kellyanne is crying out for help because his wife is a power mover in DC now and he is not part of that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

130 >>By the way, not sure if has been mentioned here, but it "appears" that the Trump Admin may be readying to Recognize Israeli Sovernty over the Golan Heights.


With Trump's tweet this morning and Bibi scheduled for a visit this coming week...I'd say it is a go.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 03:58 PM (yTPRI)

131 Didn't George Papadopalopaluswhatever recently tweet something about going after all those guys - Mifsud, etc. - that were in London and set him up?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:52 PM (aXucN)

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He tweeted that Justice had been given all the testimony they needed for indictments. He got his payback for the attempts to set him up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:58 PM (ffYR/)

132

My anus cries out in need!

Posted by: Mr. George at March 21, 2019 03:58 PM (O+mPF)

133 The Catholic Church does not recognize divorce. If you "divorce" and remarry, you're still wedded to your original spouse and living in adultery(you need to repent and abstain from further intercourse with new spouse to be allowed communion).


Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:54 PM (dy5uS)
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Unless your last name is Kennedy, then you just buy yourself an annulment from the diocese in Boston. Where they probably also offer frequent flyer miles and bulk discounts off the rate card.


Posted by: Boots at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (e9omi)

134 Chick-fil-A is beating every competitor by training workers to say 'please' and 'thank you'

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (uVmqw)

135
I am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway is. I personally think everybody should just butt out of it.

by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (kUmUV)


Fatty Boy Conway loves playing Twitter Sigmund Freudhanding out his diagnosis about PDT's mental health every chance he getsand you don't think Trump should respond?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (TAmPV)

136 "Let's just say George fraternizing with young boys late at night isn't helpful".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (VpIIl)

137 "Can we shoot down the DOJ Gulfstream?"

Use a neutron bomb!

Posted by: Chris M at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM (eAZVt)

138 Something tells me Mr Conway hasn't been a Washington 'Inside-her' in quite some time.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM (yTPRI)

139 Kellyanne should start commenting on George's "shortcomings" if you know what I mean. That should shut him up or we get dick pics, win win.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (P1AAi)

What kind of sick bastard...

in no way is that even remotely close to a win.

now Ms. Kellyanne...

Posted by: Pointer Sisters at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM (8D42x)

140 Okay, I am listening to the video in another browser. Re that partner/of counsel thing - I think what she was saying was that he was a partner in his old firm, but then left that to come to DC and take the job he has now at the Justice Department so now he is "of counsel" instead.

I don't think there was any dig - in fact, I think she was stressing that he was a partner in a good firm, then left on his own volition to go work for the Justice Department, but they still retained him as "of counsel."

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM (aXucN)

141 john gotti, carlo gambino, sammy bull, neil dellacroce, all good catholics.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM (KP5rU)

142 134 Chick-fil-A is beating every competitor by training workers to say 'please' and 'thank you'
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (uVmqw)

Say, aren't you buried in the end zone in the Meadowlands?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

143 damn dirty sock just won't die...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM (8D42x)

144 am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway
is. I personally think everybody should just butt out of it.



by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 03:48 PM (kUmUV)

except George right

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:01 PM (n13/j)

145 john gotti, carlo gambino, sammy bull, neil dellacroce, all good catholics.

Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 04:01 PM (O2RFr)

146 Empress,

In 2021 the US Navy will install for testing a 60 kW laser aboard a PACFLT Flight IIA Arleigh Burke destroyer. No word when shark installation begins.

https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85749

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 04:01 PM (+gElT)

147 136 "Let's just say George fraternizing with young boys late at night isn't helpful".
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (VpIIl)

Was that wrong? should I not have done that?

Posted by: George Constanza at March 21, 2019 04:01 PM (7HtZB)

148 Chick-fil-A is beating every competitor by training workers to say 'please' and 'thank you'
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (uVmqw)
+++++
I hate hate hate "no problem."

"You're welcome" is best. CFA-style "my pleasure" is fine, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)

149
OK. Now it makes sense... Kelly's a Catholic and won't grant him a divorce, so he's tormenting her in public until she gives in.

What a peach, this guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)

150 Honestly, Trump's been pretty disciplined with all the continual crap Fatty, Has Anyone Seen My Dick Because I Haven't in Years" has been dishing.

But I think "Fatter Than A Pork Chop" is just looking to needle the president.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:02 PM (VpIIl)

151 149
OK. Now it makes sense... Kelly's a Catholic and won't grant him a divorce, so he's tormenting her in public until she gives in.

What a peach, this guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)

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He's gonna get all the tail once free.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 04:02 PM (oh/Sd)

152 I think it's interesting she corrected herself here, when no one in the world would have batted an eye at calling him a "partner," even if he wasn't that.


She works for Trump. Headlines would be blaring all weekend that "Kellyanne lied that her husband is a partner at a lawfirm!"

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2019 04:02 PM (WaxcS)

153 I am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway is. I personally think everybody should just butt out of it.

by: moon_over_vermont

One of the many problems with twitter is that it's very public, especially when the target is a public figure (POTUS) and he is the boss of your wife, who is ALSO a public figure.

Posted by: Supreme Twat at March 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Z04f8)

154 Since when did the trolls around here go all pidgin English?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Mouru)

155 >>What a peach, this guy.


He's shaped more like an Avocado.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:02 PM (yTPRI)

156 Honest people don't call lawyers Partners when they are Of Counsel. They are two very different things. This is not a gray area. It may or may not matter to laypersons, but it matters to lawyers. I know a female lawyer in DC who was a Partner at one firm, was forced out during the 2008 crisis because she was dead weight with no clients, went to another firm where they made her Of Counsel, and she calls herself a "Partner." She is a liar. And a crappy lawyer. Who plays the vagina card every chance she gets.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (4Eo4+)

157 The guy is a pussy. Like a little girl throwing a tantrum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (neool)

158
Unless your last name is Kennedy, then you just buy yourself an annulment from the diocese in Boston. Where they probably also offer frequent flyer miles and bulk discounts off the rate card.


Posted by: Boots at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (e9omi)

You don't even need to buy an annulment these days. Rome localized the process for this and American branches give annulments out like candy. America, despite not being a Catholic country, has a majority of the world's annulments.

An appeal to the oversight group in Rome will almost always get it overturned, but few people know this, or even if they did, would bother.

For a sincere believer, an anullment is not really an out unless you actually did marry your long lost sister.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (dy5uS)

159 I'm old enough to remember when the officiant saying "What God has joined together let no man put asunder" was a standard part of a wedding ceremony. I know it is Trump's way to always hit back when somebody crosses him, but in this instance I am uncomfortable with him tweeting about what a loser husband Conway is. I personally think everybody should just butt out of it.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont


I'm also old enough to remember when "don't start none, won't be none" meant stfu.

George can't stfu. Sorry.

Nemo me impune lacessit - I'm sure Trump believes this true

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (5UfE7)

160 154 Since when did the trolls around here go all pidgin English?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Mouru)

Hey, if it's good enough for the BBC...

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (7HtZB)

161 I don't think there was any dig - in fact, I think she was stressing that he was a partner in a good firm, then left on his own volition to go work for the Justice Department, but they still retained him as "of counsel."

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM (aXucN)

I don't think he works at the DOJ.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (cF8AT)

162 She married a little boy.

Ain't marriage grand?

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (NLLmE)

163 She knows the pirhannas of the MFM would slice her up fo calling him a partner, thes the correction. Very smart lady.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (+fPHo)

164 I've largely stayed out of this whole thing over the last few days because I don't get it.

Why do we care at all?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (oh/Sd)

165 It's sad to see a family torn apart.


Especially by wild dogs.

Posted by: Jack Handey at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (644qL)

166 I just looked at pictures of Kellyanne's husband. His appearance is, um, unfortunate.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (TdMsT)

167
I don't think there was any dig - in fact, I think she was stressing that he was a partner in a good firm, then left on his own volition to go work for the Justice Department, but they still retained him as "of counsel."

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:00 PM


If the firm he works for now thought he was an asset he'd be partnered up by now.

Perhaps Kellyanne wasn't being malicious, that I'll concede. But his non-partnership is probably the bug he has up his ass. Helluva difference in pay stubs between where he is and where he would want to be.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (jYje5)

168 >>She is a liar. And a crappy lawyer. Who plays the vagina card every chance she gets.


Dude. Aly McBeal was just a show. Get over it.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (yTPRI)

169 George has no knowledge of the power of umpa lumpas. Especially the umpa lumpa grande.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)

170 166 I just looked at pictures of Kellyanne's husband. His appearance is, um, unfortunate.

Bless his heart

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (O2RFr)

171 It's sad to see a family torn apart.


Especially by wild dogs.
Posted by: Jack Handey



hah..

Posted by: Screaming Trees at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (NLLmE)

172 so you fucking hate your wife's boss and go out of your way to make sure everyone know it.

and she keeps working there.

you are a man with no hand.

Posted by: x at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (nFwvY)

173 I wake up with night terrors. I see #OrangeManBad trying to force feed me many, many french fries. I'm ready to crack, I tells ya!

Posted by: George at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (vtcmf)

174 Since when did the trolls around here go all pidgin English?

Raimondo is always ESL-ish combined with "chunk missing from cortex free association".

Kurt/No/any number of other handles is merely an auto-correct-relying imbecile.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (HtLSE)

175 That interview did not make me by Conway futures.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (n13/j)

176 You don't even need to buy an annulment these days. Rome localized the process for this and American branches give annulments out like candy. America, despite not being a Catholic country, has a majority of the world's annulments.


Doesn't that make any children of the marriage bastards? If the marriage never took place, the the kids were technically born out of wedlock....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (5UfE7)

177
Again, he's the picture of Kellyanne with the Fat Cuck/Fuck boy:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy3fd2tz

That was before one of the inaugural balls, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (f1Vqw)

178 I feel bad for Kellyanne,regardless of politics, her husband is being a giant dikhole

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (dm05u)

179 Dude. Aly McBeal was just a show. Get over it.
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Never understood the attraction to an underfed chick playing a lawyer. She was borderline bulimic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

180 this george conway, any relation to jimmy?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 04:06 PM (KP5rU)

181 Fatty Boy Conway loves playing Twitter Sigmund Freudhanding out his diagnosis about PDT's mental health every chance he gets and you don't think Trump should respond?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 03:59 PM (TAmPV)


I understand it is his nature, and I have no problem with him responding. Hit him with being a lawyer but playing a psychologist on Twitter, or most anything else for that matter. I just wish he would say out of the marriage by referring to George as "a husband from hell"



Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 04:06 PM (kUmUV)

182 I don't know that I ever even saw an episode. I just know it was about a chick lawyer.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:06 PM (yTPRI)

183 Congay could be a double for a munchkin. What is he like 4 foot an 350 pounds?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:06 PM (CBlDO)

184 Lefty heads are gonna 'splode after Trump announces that Israel owns the Golan. Some of them may actually drop dead. After the convulsions, I mean.

And Mr. Kellyanne isn't a man. Men don't disparage their wives in public.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)

185 168 >>She is a liar. And a crappy lawyer. Who plays the vagina card every chance she gets.


Dude. Aly McBeal was just a show. Get over it.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (yTPRI)

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My legal education is from Better Call Saul.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (oh/Sd)

186 I don't think he works at the DOJ.
Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (cF8AT)
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She was talking about a job for him at Justice in the video - maybe he used to, when they first came down? She said he wanted the Solicitor General job but that didn't work out, and then he got the Justice job. Maybe I misunderstood.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (aXucN)

187 170 166 I just looked at pictures of Kellyanne's husband. His appearance is, um, unfortunate.

Bless his heart
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (O2RFr)

Yeah. And she is an attractive lady who does not deserve this kind of shit from her husband.

Posted by: IC at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

188 yeah.. I watched the whole thing.. kinda cringe-worthy..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (4+IgA)

189
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy3fd2tz

That was before one of the inaugural balls, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (f1Vqw)




Gawdalmighty.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (TdMsT)

190 If I were Trump, I would tweet back two words: "low carb".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (CBlDO)

191 Maria Bartiromo is also Italian and Catholic.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (RBOtF)

192 Honest people don't call lawyers Partners when they are Of Counsel. They are two very different things.


Lots of reputable firms have two-tier partnerships. You have "equity" (i.e. real) partners and then you have "non-equity" partners, who are employees with a bigger office and assigned parking. This is completely accepted and there's no dishonesty about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (Mouru)

193
Callista Flockhart is Mrs. Harrison Ford, BTW. He digs spinners.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (f1Vqw)

194 Pretty sure that Mr. kellyanne is crying out for help because his wife is a power mover in DC now and he is not part of that.
=====

Pride is the mother of all sins. Envy just makes it even uglier. Sorry, George, only the best tuna get to be starkist.

Georgie porgie puddin 'n pie will now go out and buy, buy, buy, to salve his booboos. Probably some stupid sports car for his middle-aged rebellion.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (MIKMs)

195
And Mr. Kellyanne isn't a man. Men don't disparage their wives in public.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)




This.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (TdMsT)

196 My last comment on this. And like most of my comments, I wish I could delete them later. I mean, who cares tomorrow what I said yesterday?
As a radio guy said, the worst thing is she has to go to work and take all these slings and arrows, she has taken so many hits from so many. But then she has to go home, and that should be a place of solace and support. This is just not right. It is not fair to her.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (n13/j)

197 Nemo me impune lacessit - I'm sure Trump believes this true

I've got some Trump Amontillado back in here. The best. Best stuff, unbelievable. Right down in this basement, I gotta tell ya.

Posted by: Donald Montresor Trump at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (HtLSE)

198 Oh, pidgin English is fun! You savy, gweilo?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (xfb67)

199 126 By the way, not sure if has been mentioned here, but it "appears" that the Trump Admin may be readying to Recognize Israeli Sovernty over the Golan Heights.

I have mixed feelings about that. While I can NEVER invision any Israeli Gov giving back the Golan ( and if you have never been on the Golan Heights you may not understand that) it will cause a shit storm
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 03:57 PM (m8J9w)

Yeah, the media might turn on Trump and Netanyahu.

Posted by: West at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (7Fa8Y)

200 >>I feel bad for Kellyanne,regardless of politics, her husband is being a giant dikhole


Yes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (W+vEI)

201 Holy shit. That picture looks like it was taken at a circus.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (CBlDO)

202 I don't think he works at the DOJ.
Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 04:03 PM (cF8AT)
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She was talking about a job for him at Justice in the video - maybe he used to, when they first came down? She said he wanted the Solicitor General job but that didn't work out, and then he got the Justice job. Maybe I misunderstood.
Posted by: bluebell

..........

She said he wanted the Solicitor General job but that didn't work out. Then they decided that they both should not have big government jobs at the same time..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM (so+oy)

203 155
>>What a peach, this guy.





He's shaped more like an Avocado.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:02 PM (yTPRI)

*perks up*
*arms start waving uncontrollably*

Posted by: Beatoff at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM (t6MX/)

204 Yeah, it seems to me the easy solution to all of this is "marry someone who has a similar life philosophy that includes political leanings."

Translations: all you single morons and ett's, find someone on the HQ and marry them.

You can spend your evenings in front of the fire, sipping Val-U-Rite, talking about how stupid/evil progs are and save your arguments for important things like "what do you mean you don't like cabbage? Who doesn't like cabbage?"

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM (zY+5G)

205 I blame Phil Donahue. It allowed for personal "forums", I think. I never watched the show but I think that was the gist of it. Everything has gone downhill from then, if you think about it.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM (aWjrD)

206
In 2021 the US Navy will install for testing a 60 kW laser aboard a PACFLT Flight IIA Arleigh Burke destroyer. No word when shark installation begins.

https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85749
Posted by: Anna Puma


But will the engines run?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM (aKsyK)

207 Gawdalmighty.
Posted by: Ladyl a


She married a troll. Sad.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM (NLLmE)

208 Perhaps Kellyanne wasn't being malicious, that I'll concede. But his non-partnership is probably the bug he has up his ass.


No, it's the not Solicitor Generalship that's up his ass.

Remember Trump's tweet from yesterday? "He didn't get a job he wanted because I, with her help, blocke him from it".

(paraphrased)

They have four kids, that should be the priority. I'm divorced and I've spent the last twenty years saying nothing but positive things about the mother of my children who are no longer children.

This George feller, he's fucked in the head. His ego is getting in front of his children.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (fuK7c)

209 Maria Bartiromo is also Italian and Catholic.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 04:08 PM (RBOtF)
Italian and Catholic make a nice pair

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (NFEMn)

210 Dont think 'ol George is not laying pipe much these days....at least not with Kellyanne. ....

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (LaORH)

211 And Mr. Kellyanne isn't a man. Men don't disparage their wives in public.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)

.............

Well, he's disparaging Trump, not his wife.

But it still is inappropriate.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (so+oy)

212 Kellyanne stays thin on purpose

she DEFINITELY has a back-up in the wings

and if not, she's ready for one.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (Rarvo)

213 Of counsel has other attributes: no positive equity (share of profits), negative equity (liability for capital calls), limited to particular cases or practice areas, limited coverage under the firm's professional liability policy, limited obligations to firm (expectations of hours billed, as an associate might have), limited to no management input, certain restrictions on how lawyer is advertised.

Think joint venture with limited scope vs. equity partner or shareholder/director.

Posted by: dblaiseb at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (DQC2L)

214 Doesn't that make any children of the marriage bastards? If the marriage never took place, the the kids were technically born out of wedlock....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (5UfE7) I

I've wondered about that myself. I think the Church has just side stepped the issue.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (dy5uS)

215 Equity partners and non-equity partners are still both partners. Of Counsel is a different animal. Not a partner.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (4Eo4+)

216 You don't even need to buy an annulment these days. Rome localized the process for this and American branches give annulments out like candy. America, despite not being a Catholic country, has a majority of the world's annulments.


Doesn't that make any children of the marriage bastards? If the marriage never took place, the the kids were technically born out of wedlock....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (5UfE7)
-----------------------------

One of the useless Kennedy spawn got an annulment from his wife, and she contested it for that very reason. Said her children would be bastards and that was not true, their father wanted out of the marriage to marry his girlfriend.

I'd have to look it up but I believe it was granted anyway, because who b*tch this is since she wasn't a Kennedy.

Posted by: Boots at March 21, 2019 04:11 PM (e9omi)

217 Yeah, the media might turn on Trump and Netanyahu.


lol

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 04:11 PM (O2RFr)

218 179 Dude. Aly McBeal was just a show. Get over it.
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Never understood the attraction to an underfed chick playing a lawyer. She was borderline bulimic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

We went from Hollywood idealizing anorexic to "body positive" women with no stops in between.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:11 PM (7HtZB)

219 He should stat away from sharp objects. If that fat shit blows, it will make the Hindenburg look like a bumper car accident.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:11 PM (VpIIl)

220 I have been seeing too much of the "pack the court" promises from Dems. I think Trump should nominate 12 new associate justices and see how the donkeys react.

Posted by: CN at March 21, 2019 04:11 PM (U7k5w)

221

A Dingo Ate my Husband!

Posted by: KAC at March 21, 2019 04:11 PM (O+mPF)

222 212
Kellyanne stays thin on purpose



she DEFINITELY has a back-up in the wings



and if not, she's ready for one.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (Rarvo)

++
I said the other day that she looks "nervously thin". Might not be by choice.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (aWjrD)

223 Yeah, the media might turn on Trump and Netanyahu.

Posted by: West



Ooooh. We can't have that.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (NLLmE)

224 You can spend your evenings in front of the fire, sipping Val-U-Rite, talking about how stupid/evil progs are and save your arguments for important things like "what do you mean you don't like cabbage? Who doesn't like cabbage?"


Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM (zY+5G)

carrots in chili, yeah or neah?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (8D42x)

225 "Italian and Catholic make a nice pair

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (NFEMn)"
Yeh, but now they're Nonna Bags hanging to her waist.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (VpIIl)

226 Nah, her husband ate the dingo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (xfb67)

227 he's doing it to humiliate her. it's just despicable.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (Pg+x7)

228 In 2021 the US Navy will install for testing a 60
kW laser aboard a PACFLT Flight IIA Arleigh Burke destroyer. No word
when shark installation begins.



https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85749

Posted by: Anna Puma



But will the engines run?






Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM

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Guarantee you the first couple of dozen times they light off that laser at max power the entire Ship will go dark and DIW.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (JUOKG)

229 Equity partners and non-equity partners are still both partners. Of Counsel is a different animal. Not a partner.
Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:10 PM (4Eo4+)



Nope. Someone who doesn't have ownership in the firm is not the same as someone who does. That's the very essence of partnership.

Of Counsel and non-equity partner are essentially interchangeable terms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (Mouru)

230 Italian and Catholic make a nice pair

yes we sure do



and also - yes George is feeling very unsure of himself in DC nowadays

he's not the only one; he's emblematic of what ALL the Clintonites - and Bushiest! - are feeling

Good. I love their sweet sweet tears. Let it continue and I want that Chicago/Philly Axelrod group to join them in the wilderness!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (Rarvo)

231 220 I have been seeing too much of the "pack the court" promises from Dems. I think Trump should nominate 12 new associate justices and see how the donkeys react.
Posted by: CN at March 21, 2019 04:11 PM (U7k5w)

=========

There are two separate things in Congress (a bill and a constitutional amendment) right now, limiting SCOTUS to 9.

He should wait for those to fail for whatever reason, and then start nominating SCOUTS jurists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (oh/Sd)

232 206
In 2021 the US Navy will install for testing a 60 kW laser aboard a PACFLT Flight IIA Arleigh Burke destroyer. No word when shark installation begins.

https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85749
Posted by: Anna Puma

But will the engines run?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM (aKsyK)

More importantly, can the ladies on the bridge who aren't speaking to each other not ram the ship into a freighter?

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (7HtZB)

233 Doesn't that make any children of the marriage bastards? If the marriage never took place, the the kids were technically born out of wedlock....
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (5UfE7)
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No. The legal marriage took place, just not the sacramental one. So the children were legally born within the marriage.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (aXucN)

234 Bander you're a good man and father

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (r/xAU)

235
This George feller, he's fucked in the head. His ego is getting in front of his children.


--

Also, if you're a real psychiatrist, ya'll don't diagnose someone who is not your patient. It is not.. professional.


And if you're not a psychiatrist, well, wtf are you doing saying things like that about your wife's boss? It's insane.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (zY+5G)

236 This speaks volumes about the integrity of PDT. "Yeah, your husbands a dick, but I like the job YOU do, so no worries."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (LOq4H)

237 carrots in chili, yeah or neah?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (8D42x)
+++++++
If the HQ is any indication, that conversation ends with some blood and someone sleeping on the couch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:14 PM (I2dne)

238 He should stat away from sharp objects. If that fat shit blows, it will make the Hindenburg look like a bumper car accident.

*angrily expands like in Big Trouble in Little China

Posted by: George Conway, now a chinese spirit at March 21, 2019 04:14 PM (HtLSE)

239 carrots in chili, yeah or neah?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (8D42x)

+++++++

If the HQ is any indication, that conversation ends with some blood and someone sleeping on the couch.


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:14 PM

---

After they get capped by a 9mm and not a .45.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:14 PM (JUOKG)

240 In 2021 the US Navy will install for testing a 60 kW laser aboard a PACFLT Flight IIA Arleigh Burke destroyer. No word when shark installation begins.

https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85749
Posted by: Anna Puma

I hope it works better than EMALS...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:14 PM (8D42x)

241 You guys ever heard the terminology of "in-da-house kids" vs. "out-da-house kids"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (xfb67)

242 I said the other day that she looks "nervously thin". Might not be by choice.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (aWjrD)

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She's been one of the few to stick with Trump this long. He obviously trusts her, and I bet he puts a lot of work on her, and it's very taxing.

Add to that the non-stop hate from all comers, everywhere she goes.

Then whatever appetite you have left is annihilated when you get home, and have to sit across the table from this corpulent whale of a man, smelling the sebaceous buildup in his folds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (AzW6q)

243 Doesn't that make any children of the marriage bastards? If the marriage never took place, the the kids were technically born out of wedlock....
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:05 PM (5UfE7)



And so much for their claims to the English throne.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (Mouru)

244

George's ego writes checks his dick can't cash...

Posted by: KAC at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (O+mPF)

245 yeah I imagine key has been on a stress diet for sometime.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (r/xAU)

246 25,962.51 +216.84 (+0.84%)

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (c7mrF)

247 Of Counsel and Non-Equity Partner are NOT the same. The difference may be little more than in name, but there is a difference, which is why they call one a Partner, but not the other.

But what do I know.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (4Eo4+)

248 No. The legal marriage took place, just not the sacramental one. So the children were legally born within the marriage.

Posted by: bluebell


Ahhh. 10-4!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (5UfE7)

249 I like cabbage.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (NLLmE)

250 I like cabbage.
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (NLLmE)
+++++++
Red or green? What your thoughts on the great sauerkraut vs. kimchee debate?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

251 I like cabbage.


Do you have small hands?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2019 04:16 PM (c7mrF)

252 If the firm he works for now thought he was an asset he'd be partnered up by now.

Perhaps Kellyanne wasn't being malicious, that I'll concede. But his non-partnership is probably the bug he has up his ass. Helluva difference in pay stubs between where he is and where he would want to be.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (jYje5)
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In the video she said he's worked for the firm for 30 years, and was made partner after only 5 years, which was unheard of at the time. I really believe he left the firm (in NJ, I think?) to move down here with her and the kids and he's now doing something else, but the firm still retained him as counsel.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:16 PM (aXucN)

253 I understand it is his nature, and I have no problem with him responding. Hit him with being a lawyer but playing a psychologist on Twitter, or most anything else for that matter. I just wish he would say out of the marriage by referring to George as "a husband from hell"

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 21, 2019 04:06 PM (kUmUV)

----------------------------------

I don't always agree with it, but you have to know that if you mess with PDT, he is going to punch back in the most effective, twist the knife manner he judges possible.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 04:16 PM (ffYR/)

254 More importantly, can the ladies on the bridge who aren't speaking to each other not ram the ship into a freighter?
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (7HtZB)

you misogynist!! you have estrogenaphobia!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 04:16 PM (JFO2v)

255 But what do I know.
Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (4Eo4+)


I will defer to your obviously superior expertise in this area.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (Mouru)

256 carrots in chili, yeah or neah?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:12 PM (8D42x)

+++++++

If the HQ is any indication, that conversation ends with some blood and someone sleeping on the couch.


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:14 PM

---

After they get capped by a 9mm and not a .45.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:14 PM (JUOKG)

Is that before the longbows vs crossbows or after?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (8D42x)

257 Guarantee you the first couple of dozen times they light off that laser at max power the entire Ship will go dark and DIW.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (JUOKG)


And it will still take the EOOW three minutes to pass the word that there's an engineering casualty.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (tOP4K)

258 I like cabbage.
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (NLLmE)
+++++++
Red or green? What your thoughts on the great sauerkraut vs. kimchee debate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Green. Sauerkraut. Brats.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (5UfE7)

259 Also, engineered hardwood is not laminate.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (4Eo4+)

260 Is that before the longbows vs crossbows or after?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (8D42x)
++++++++
During. You got two hands don't ya?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (I2dne)

261 "Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:15 PM (4Eo4+)
"

Can't "of counsel" be a designation for someone who isn't a lawyer, but has a limited role in some cases? Or did I make that up?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

262 Red or green? What your thoughts on the great sauerkraut vs. kimchee debate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



I love it all!


My hands are fine!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (NLLmE)

263
Creepy Porn Lawyer's estranged wife is unloading on him in the DM:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6813999

You know what, CPL > George Fat Fuck

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (f1Vqw)

264 I would think she would tell him privately that he is being used for these quotes by the Leftists. Maybe she has, which would mean he doesn't care what she thinks, which in turn seems like a marriage gone bad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (r+sAi)

265 Will the ship disappear and show up in Philadelphia for a minute then go back to where it started at?

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (BbGew)

266 You know, when I was in the Navy, I had to stand right in front of a radar for hours at a time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (xfb67)

267 She's been one of the few to stick with Trump this long. He obviously trusts her, and I bet he puts a lot of work on her, and it's very taxing.


I thought she was just a spokesbabe, but I listened to the Bartiromo interview carefully. She talks about briefing him and Melania on the opioid crisis.

She's not just spinning administration policy, she's helping to craft it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (fuK7c)

268 Bander you're a good man and father
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (r/xAU)
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Yes, he is.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (aXucN)

269
But will the engines run? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 04:09 PM

Guarantee you the first couple of dozen times they light off that laser at max power the entire Ship will go dark and DIW.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:13 PM (JUOKG)


The Arleigh Burkes can put out 78,000kw so I don't think it will have trouble with a 60kw laser.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)

270 I even like Brussel Sprouts!



::runs for cover::

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (NLLmE)

271 Kellyanne looks naturally thin
I'm guessing her thyroid is on the high side of normal range

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (dm05u)

272 Kellyanne could learn a thing ro two how how to straighten out a husband from my wife. My wife got me off cigarettes and booze - I'm now going into my 23rd year of being sober.

Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

273 Can't "of counsel" be a designation for someone who isn't a lawyer, but has a limited role in some cases? Or did I make that up?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (VpIIl)


"Of Counsel" has no clearly-defined meaning, other than to imply some relationship with the law firm that is not an equity partner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM (Mouru)

274 Kellyanne has more balls than Podhoretz .

Posted by: golfman at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (OE84+)

275 Red or green? What your thoughts on the great sauerkraut vs. kimchee debate?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

yes, they each have their place, depending on the meal.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (8D42x)

276 George Conway in two words: "Sad cuck!"

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (q4ZCT)

277 220 I have been seeing too much of the "pack the court" promises from Dems. I think Trump should nominate 12 new associate justices and see how the donkeys react.
Posted by: CN at March 21, 2019 04:11 PM (U7k5w)


A couple generations from now, there'll be 350 justices on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (xjiRE)

278 >>One of the useless Kennedy spawn got an annulment from his wife, and she contested it for that very reason. Said her children would be bastards and that was not true, their father wanted out of the marriage to marry his girlfriend.


Rep. Joe Kennedy arranged an annulment behind his wife's back; she found out and demanded a divorce because for the kids to be seen as (rightly) legitimate. She wrote a book about it, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (W+vEI)

279 I've never heard of Of Counsel being used to refer to non-lawyers.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (4Eo4+)

280 231: That will do. If there is no limit, he needs to nominate many more, enough to overrule dem plans for 40 years

Posted by: CN at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (U7k5w)

281 I had all beef hot dogs with mustard and kraut on pretzel bread bun last night. I like kraut dogs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (2LelM)

282 A couple generations from now, there'll be 350 justices on the Supreme Court.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (xjiRE)



It'll be like the Roman Senate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (Mouru)

283
She's now a power player and he isn't. Guys with less then the girthiest and longest appendages sometimes can't deal with that.

He should buy a red Corvette and shut the fvck up.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (jYje5)

284 280 231: That will do. If there is no limit, he needs to nominate many more, enough to overrule dem plans for 40 years
Posted by: CN at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (U7k5w)

==============

After every nomination, he should send out a message, "Democrats could have prevented this by voting to limit the number of SCOUTS seats. This is what they wanted."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (oh/Sd)

285 Creepy Porn Lawyer's estranged wife is unloading on him in the DM:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6813999


Hmm. Are they real or fake?

Posted by: Jerry S. at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (sZRzw)

286 George is being massively disrespectful to KellyAnne by picking a fight, publicly, with her boss

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (dm05u)

287 I've never heard of any words other than "scumbag" or "shyster" being referred to lawyers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (xfb67)

288 274 Kellyanne has more balls than Podhoretz .
Posted by: golfman at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (OE84+)

A badminton game has more balls than he does

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (7HtZB)

289 A couple generations from now, there'll be 350 justices on the Supreme Court.
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And they will all be Hawaiian.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (2LelM)

290 A couple generations from now, there'll be 350 justices on the Supreme Court.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (xjiRE)
+++++++++++++
Good. I'd like to see 15,000 of them. Make them hold trials in a baseball stadium. Deadlock it with infighting, intrigue, coalition building, ass-covering and other skulduggery.

Pack it bigly and grind it to a halt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (I2dne)

291 I've never heard of Of Counsel being used to refer to non-lawyers.
Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (4Eo4+)


Oh. crap.

You're right. i should have said "lawyers" to make it clear that the janitor can't be Of Counsel.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (Mouru)

292
Ah shit, the Daily Mail has figured out a way around AdBlock. I just got innundated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (f1Vqw)

293 266
You know, when I was in the Navy, I had to stand right in front of a radar for hours at a time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Oh dear, at the least, cataracts are in your future and your kidneys may end up looking like walnuts.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (LOq4H)

294 I'll have to let my friends who are (non-equity) Partners know that they're actually Of Counsel LOL.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (4Eo4+)

295 282 A couple generations from now, there'll be 350 justices on the Supreme Court.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (xjiRE)

with electric guitars!

Posted by: x at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (nFwvY)

296 Kellyanne looks naturally thin
I'm guessing her thyroid is on the high side of normal range


Yes, you're right. Her throat, her eyes - yep.

I still say she works awfully hard at looking very trim. Could just be nerves. I mean, she's definitely nervous!

Her husband is a Super Jerk. I won't go after him for his weight. An Italian wife who has a skinny husband considers herself somewhat of a failure

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (Rarvo)

297 The best hot dogs are made from lamb.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (xfb67)

298 Is that before the longbows vs crossbows or after?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (8D42x)
++++++++
During. You got two hands don't ya?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 04:17 PM (I2dne)

plot twist.

but both hands are full with the longbow.

I do have an different way of triggering the crossbow, but it needs to be a repeater, I can't load it that way...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (8D42x)

299 She was talking about a job for him at Justice in the video - maybe he used to, when they first came down? She said he wanted the Solicitor General job but that didn't work out, and then he got the Justice job. Maybe I misunderstood.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:07 PM (aXucN)

No, he didn't get the DOJ job. Near as I can tell from what she said, he's currently only 'of counsel' at a law firm.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

300 Rep. Joe Kennedy arranged an annulment behind his wife's back; she found out and demanded a divorce because for the kids to be seen as (rightly) legitimate. She wrote a book about it, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (W+vEI)
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When a Catholic gets an annulment, they also have to get a civil divorce. In fact, I believe they have to get the divorce before they can get the annulment (IF they can get an annulment).

I think Kennedy's wife contested the annulment on the grounds that he knew full well what he was getting into as far as a sacramental marriage, that could not be dissolved.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (aXucN)

301 Trump was planning on sending this guy to Africa to investigate the origins of some Yellow Cake Uranium the Iranians were caught smuggling across the Mediterranean.

Kelly Anne shot it down, though. She figured he would probably just eat it.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (yTPRI)

302 prior to her marriage she dated fred Thomson.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (r/xAU)

303 The usual technicality for annulment in the US is "I didn't know marriage was forever despite 3 months of classes on it." Which is naturally tossed out if ever reviewed, but to be reviewed you need to appeal the decision.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (dy5uS)

304 Conway is married to George T. Conway III,who is of counsel at the law firm Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz, and wrote the Supreme Court brief for Paula Jones during the Clinton impeachment in 1998

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (r/xAU)

305 You need to let it go, Cicero.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (4Eo4+)

306 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (39g3+)

Yes, it's awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (AllCR)

307 Conway Twitty > George Conway

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (7PXtO)

308
Is CPL "of Counsel"?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (f1Vqw)

309 Ah shit, the Daily Mail has figured out a way around AdBlock. I just got innundated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (f1Vqw)

Outline.com is your friend.

Posted by: golfman at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (OE84+)

310 t'll be like the Roman Senate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (Mouru)

The galactic senate or whatever it is called in those crappy star wars prequels. Worse yet, the EU Parliament.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:23 PM (n13/j)

311 Pretzel Buns are the George Conway of Hot Dog Buns.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:23 PM (yTPRI)

312
Hmm. Are they real or fake?

Posted by: Jerry S. at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (sZRzw)

My vote is real.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 04:23 PM (t6MX/)

313 Every grievance/victimhood group gets their own SCOTUS justice!

You get a justice, and you get a justice, and you get a justice...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 04:23 PM (4AeKb)

314 Hmm. Are they real or fake?

Posted by: Jerry S. at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (sZRzw)

>>My vote is real.


Trust. But, Verify.

Posted by: Zombie Reagan at March 21, 2019 04:23 PM (yTPRI)

315 You know, when I was in the Navy, I had to stand right in front of a radar for hours at a time.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:18 PM

---

I discharged a young female sailor who was working aloft on the radar mast on a Carrier when they rotated and radiated without warning. She did not live long after we retired her.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (JUOKG)

316 311 Pretzel Buns are the George Conway of Hot Dog Buns.
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They're actually pretty good. I also like the potato bread bun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)

317 this talk of cabbage has me glad I'm doing left over corned beef tonight. good thing st pattys day was recent.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (8D42x)

318 I find Kellyanne to be very attractive and intelligent. Call me!

Her husband seems to be a fat pig and a rude jackhole.

Posted by: turambar at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (s2J6c)

319 "Can't "of counsel" be a designation for someone who isn't a lawyer, but has a limited role in some cases? Or did I make that up?
Posted by: Marcus T"

No, must be a lawyer. Usually falls into three categories.

1. Old lawyer that stepped down as a partner to make life easier and leave the billing, firm management, etc. to others.

2. Younger lawyer (15+ years experience) that does not go 100% but has some skills that the firm values.

3. Younger lawyer that got passed over for partnership but the Firm keeps around because he/she has some value to the Firm.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (OD2ni)

320 Conway is married to George T. Conway III,who is of counsel at the law firm Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz, and wrote the Supreme Court brief for Paula Jones during the Clinton impeachment in 1998
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (r/xAU)

Oh, Lord.

Will the incest ever end?

Posted by: golfman at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (OE84+)

321 Jeff Conaway > George Conway

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (4AeKb)

322 Good. I'd like to see 15,000 of them. Make them hold trials in a
baseball stadium. Deadlock it with infighting, intrigue, coalition
building, ass-covering and other skulduggery.

=====
From what I recall, that is Poland's situation right now. Poland is trying to get rid of most of them; but high-paying, high-status, high-power positions. Most of all, EU wants more judges, not less.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (MIKMs)

323 Conway Twitty > George Conway
Posted by: Can't resist temptation



Concur.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (NLLmE)

324 Conway Twitty > George Conway

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (7PXtO)

true, I coined that lol. Conway Twitty > Conway -Twitter (from a commenters direct quote)

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (n13/j)

325 Of the fat guys who have insanely criticized Trump, you wouldn't think Michael Moore would be in second place.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (7PXtO)

326 glofman, shakes ball,

not likely .

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (r/xAU)

327 George was a partner at Wachtell, a high end NYC corporate firm thats nerd heaven and where partners average $6mm a year. He moved to Of Counsel status to accommodate Kellyanne moving to DC., Im sure with the expectation that hed go back to full partner status when Kellyannes adventure ended

George is probably jealous of wifey becoming a national figure while hes still just an overpaid Dork. And playing second fiddle to Trump. And his liberal NYC friends giving him no end of shit. Wachtell leans left and may not want him back as partner

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (N20fq)

328 Doesn't that make any children of the marriage bastards? If the
marriage never took place, the the kids were technically born out of
wedlock....
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I was curious and looked it up.

Annulment has no bearing on the children at all. I am probably explaining it badly, but as long as one parent went into the marriage with honest intentions, the children are still considered legitimate.

It's confusing but no, kids of a marriage that are annulled are NOT illegitimate in the eyes of the Catholic church.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (zY+5G)

329 I wonder if those lasers could knock out hypersonic missiles? The Russkies have been bragging about having those...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (so+oy)

330 OT: Did anyone else see the teachers in Indiana that complained about an 'active shooter course'? The police lined teachers up, made them face the wall, and shot them with pellet guns.

And the police chief thought that it was a great idea.

WTF is wrong with police? The article stated tat these courses are resulting in injuries and litigation. But none of these courses involved shooting the participants; until now.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (Z04f8)

331 "I've never heard of Of Counsel being used to refer to non-lawyers.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (4Eo4+)"

*checks law firm bill and furiously types to counsel inquiring why people like legal assistants are designated as "of counsel"*

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (VpIIl)

332 true, I coined that lol. Conway Twitty > Conway -Twitter (from a commenters direct quote)
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (n13/j)

But did you copyright it ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (7PXtO)

333 I've never heard of Of Counsel being used to refer to non-lawyers.
Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM


I've heard certain CoBs Emeritus have "Of Counsel" membership cards.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (X0WfC)

334 willow

I read Moron.

A-OK.

Posted by: golfman at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (OE84+)

335 My new status is "of blog".

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

336 329
I wonder if those lasers could knock out hypersonic missiles? The Russkies have been bragging about having those...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Speed of light is tough to beat.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (LOq4H)

337 Ah shit, the Daily Mail has figured out a way around AdBlock. I just got innundated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:21 PM (f1Vqw)


So, they learned to code?

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (tOP4K)

338 Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (Z04f

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Meh. Physically tormenting schoolteachers may not be legal, but I won't complain about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (AzW6q)

339 "Hard to watch. Cringey! Therefore: Most recommended!"

No, it's sad and depressing, and they're both behaving badly.

He should STFU and deal with the fact that his wife's career has taken off. But given that it's pretty obvious he's not gonna do that, she needs to put her marriage and her children above her career and GTFO of the public eye. It's not like America will fall into the abyss without her.

The fact that your spouse is being a jackass is not sufficient reason for humiliating them in public. That goes both ways.

Posted by: Furt at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (LkzyR)

340 The Russkies have been bragging about having those...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (so+oy)

And some of them even fly for a few seconds!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (wYseH)

341 This is pretty shitty. But even though my wife was a spendthrift, liar, thief, an emotional toddler and probable adulterer I wouldn't take it to the Twitter.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

342 266 You don't turn into a enlarged green man when angry do you?

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (BbGew)

343 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (AllCR)

+++
Fen, I read this morning about the heartache you are enduring concerning your son. I am praying for all of you and hope for some good outcome. I know you have so many well-wishers on this blog and, of course, your church. I just want to remind you that I am just one of many, many others.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (aWjrD)

344 What your thoughts on the great sauerkraut vs. kimchee debate?

--

Sauerkraut all the way baby!

/yes, that is my Eastern European heritage speaking there..

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (zY+5G)

345 Jack so what is the verdict on the flight coming in from the UK.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (r/xAU)

346 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6813999

Hmm. Are they real or fake?
Posted by: Jerry S. at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (sZRzw)


Fake.

And she kinda looks like Joanna Gaines.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (IXZGh)

347 But did you copyright it ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (7PXtO)

hell no. I am one of those guys that grumbles about what I invented before the guy who copyrighted it.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (n13/j)

348 331 "I've never heard of Of Counsel being used to refer to non-lawyers.

Posted by: Brody at March 21, 2019 04:19 PM (4Eo4+)"

*checks law firm bill and furiously types to counsel inquiring why people like legal assistants are designated as "of counsel"*
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (VpIIl)

I've never seen this done.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

349 Facebook has millions of passwords in plaintext.

Krebs: http://tinyurl.com/yyympnsd

RedState: http://tinyurl.com/y2vgvo45

Facebook delenda est.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (8erNz)

350
Conway Twitty, Tight Fittin' Jeans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR4KcO_MovE

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (f1Vqw)

351 insomniac, on the other hand, my x would call my bosses and threaten them .

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (r/xAU)

352 "This is pretty shitty. But even though my wife was a
spendthrift, liar, thief, an emotional toddler and probable adulterer I
wouldn't take it to the Twitter.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (NWiLs)"
But I'm guessing waterboarding and sleep deprivation torture wouldn't be out of the question?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

353 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6813999



Hmm. Are they real or fake?

Posted by: Jerry S. at March 21, 2019 04:20 PM (sZRzw)



Fake.



And she kinda looks like Joanna Gaines.....


Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM

---

Definitely fake, just like his career.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (JUOKG)

354 >>Jack so what is the verdict on the flight coming in from the UK.

Do you mean the DOJ flight, willow? If so, don't know.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (/tuJf)

355 >>And she kinda looks like Joanna Gaines.....


Is that Garth Brooks other, other personality?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (yTPRI)

356 Of Counsel - yeah, that usually means "specialist" or "semi-retired".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

Well, in Conway's case, he might well not have wanted to make a permanent relocation to DC, which would be implied if he became a partner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (nPGq2)

357 Jack, yes that one. alright, holds onto patience tries not to squeeze hard.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (r/xAU)

358 Prayers for Fen and the family.

God Bless.

Posted by: golfman at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (OE84+)

359 "274 Kellyanne has more balls than Podhoretz ."


I missed the last thread. That guy is so pathetic. The funniest part is those vile wenches refused his apology. He really though the alligator would eat him last.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (OD2ni)

360 He should STFU and deal with the fact that his wife's career has taken off. But given that it's pretty obvious he's not gonna do that, she needs to put her marriage and her children above her career and GTFO of the public eye. It's not like America will fall into the abyss without her.

The fact that your spouse is being a jackass is not sufficient reason for humiliating them in public. That goes both ways.

Posted by: Furt at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (LkzyR)

Why shouldn't HE put his marriage before his political diarrhea on twitter?

FFS! She did NOT humiliate him in public. If anything, it's the exact opposite.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (cF8AT)

361 "I've never seen this done.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (NWiLs)"
Yeah, watch this prediction. It's a clerical billing error.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (VpIIl)

362 My new status is "of blog".
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

-----------------------

Upthread, somebody posted about Justice dispatching one of their jets to London. Your thoughts on this please?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (ffYR/)

363 Is that Garth Brooks other, other personality?
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (yTPRI)


No. That was her other brother Daryl's cousin, Chris Gaines.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)

364 351 insomniac, on the other hand, my x would call my bosses and threaten them .
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (r/xAU)

That's shitty. Did they get reatraining orders?

My ex wasn't calling my bosses as far as I know, but she was engaged in a smear campaign behind my back. People can be real shits, can't they?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

365 335 My new status is "of blog".
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

Considering my unwelcome gainzzz I seem to be Of Adipose.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (RD7QR)

366 323 Conway Twitty > George Conway
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Concur.
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (NLLmE)

324 Conway Twitty > George Conway

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:22 PM (7PXtO)

true, I coined that lol. Conway Twitty > Conway -Twitter (from a commenters direct quote)
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:25 PM (n13/j)

I watched one of those "young black guy reacts to old white guy" videos and this dude watched Conway Twitty's "Hello Darlin" - he loved it, called Twitty a pimp, which is high praise indeed.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (7HtZB)

367 So.
Areolas it is.


Brown or pink?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (LL1Be)

368 HA!

my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to the kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

369 >>Jack, yes that one. alright, holds onto patience tries not to squeeze hard.

All I know is that a DOJ flight left VA on Tuesday for London.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

370 But I'm guessing waterboarding and sleep deprivation torture wouldn't be out of the question?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

371 Is that Garth Brooks other, other personality?

--

That is a really valid question.

I have no idea who this person is, outside of "it's a female who has a tv show and maybe a book?"

IDK.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (zY+5G)

372 Of Counsel can also be a mostly honorary term for someone who rarely practices.

Posted by: blue at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (foffp)

373 When I was a midshipman, I was told about radar instantly cooking birds. Never saw it happen. I thought it was a story/joke right of initiation like a snipe hunt or setting a lookout to watch for the mail buoy.

Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (gmo/4)

374
my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to the kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

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So, I take it he's dead, then?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

375 called Twitty a pimp, which is high praise indeed.
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (7HtZB)
--------

I'm officially old.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (aXucN)

376 How come the high quality beef hot dogs come 5 to a pack but the buns are 8 to a pack? And did you see the abortions of dogs the Dodger's are offering this season? Total California garbage.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (MozdL)

377 what is the verdict on the flight coming in from the UK.


The Queen is seeking asylum.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (c7mrF)

378 insomniac they didn't, but it made them more determined to overlook my being unskilled at my job .

lol

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (r/xAU)

379 We were talking about eggcorns this morning. Drudge has created one for the expected release of the Mueller report (yeah, right):

Anticipointment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)

380 Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (7HtZB)

Dressed like a pimp and had pimp hair. Also had a strong pimp hand so yes, a pimp.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (7PXtO)

381 361 "I've never seen this done.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:28 PM (NWiLs)"
Yeah, watch this prediction. It's a clerical billing error.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (VpIIl)

I'm not suggesting is didnt happen to you, just that I've never seen it done. Did they charge you more than a legal assistant rate?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

382 my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to the kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Which is an excellent way to promote the boss/employee relationship.


Some sarcasm died a horrible death in the making of this comment.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (Z04f8)

383 the dude is great. I think 95 percent of his songs are about women. Another good one is The Rose.

http://tinyurl.com/y3fncr5s

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (n13/j)

384 merkle wants real justice , she wants to have her baby in An American hospital, just.in.case.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (r/xAU)

385 Trump calls George Mr. Kelly Ann Conway... A chick on the local radio talk Rich Zeoli called Trump Kelly Ann's work husband

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (k3N8X)

386 OT: Did anyone else see the teachers in Indiana that complained about an 'active shooter course'? The police lined teachers up, made them face the wall, and shot them with pellet guns.

And the police chief thought that it was a great idea.

WTF is wrong with police? The article stated tat these courses are resulting in injuries and litigation. But none of these courses involved shooting the participants; until now.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 04:26 PM (Z04f

Sounds like some delinquent that had a history with some teachers is getting his revenge...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:32 PM (8D42x)

387 But given that it's pretty obvious he's not gonna do that, she
needs to put her marriage and her children above her career and GTFO of
the public eye. It's not like America will fall into the abyss without
her.
=====

No.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (MIKMs)

388 she needs to put her marriage and her children above her career and GTFO of the public eye

I parse this as "yes, negotiate with terrorists, always".

That is what he wants, that is what the left enabling him wants, and rewards bad behavior. No.

You think she and her children will stop being hounded by the SJW cult? Ever? No, she'll continue to be hounded for apology after apology, must admit that Orange Man Bad, and forced to submit to her husband's bad behavior and endorse it. A thousand times no.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (HtLSE)

389 I've never seen this done.

Yeah, I've never seen 'of counsel' refer to anyone but someone admitted at the bar, but not necessarily payroll of the firm presenting.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (8erNz)

390 I haven't experienced the pain of a cheating, diabolical ex spouse, but I have family and friends who did. Watching them go through that was painful, and for the people I was close to made me think the death penalty implemented by fire was appropriate. But I'm good like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (VpIIl)

391 So, I take it he's dead, then?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

----------------------

nah, I got the 1911 just a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (d7Ww2)

392 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

Like I said, people can be real shits.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (NWiLs)

393 So.
Areolas it is.


Brown or pink?




All cats are gray at night.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (c7mrF)

394 Didn't they try to get us all excited about a DOJ flight to Little Rock a few years ago?

It's just beuarucrats wasting our money because they can.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)

395 my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to the kids.
--

Yeah, I think the line "Just remember, I cook your meals" said in a threating tone might have been useful in terms of an attitude change.

If not, there's always "You have to sleep sometime."

/Shibumi, imparting Old Country Wisdom in the 21st Century

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (zY+5G)

396 They should move in with Honey Boo Boo and pitch a reality show for A&E or Lifetime.

Posted by: Woody at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (dhmFr)

397 A justice department gulfstream jet just flew from DC to London. Wonder why?
Posted by: Timon at March 21, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)

JackStraw will be along soon to speculate--most likely accurately-- as to why.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)

Julian Assange has agreed to turn State's Evidence?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (nPGq2)

398 382 my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to the kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Did they ever find the body?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (JgA4k)

399 368
HA!



my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me
how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to
the kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched

And now I understand your proficiency with firearms.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 04:34 PM (LOq4H)

400 Conway Twitty in a Ditch for $800 Alex....

Posted by: saf at March 21, 2019 04:34 PM (5IHGB)

401 All I know is that a DOJ flight left VA on Tuesday for London.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

That's a slow ass plane.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:34 PM (7PXtO)

402 Nood* AOC






*For certain values of "nood."

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 04:34 PM (uopCm)

403 my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to the kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Oo! that fkr, is he still alive?

although It might be better in the long run, my x had many episodes of girlfriends, but when I walked out after watching him with one on my back patio, I wa the whore. LOL

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:34 PM (r/xAU)

404 When I was a midshipman, I was told about radar instantly cooking birds. Never saw it happen. I thought it was a story/joke right of initiation like a snipe hunt or setting a lookout to watch for the mail buoy.
Posted by: Archer


*cough microwave oven cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 04:34 PM (5UfE7)

405 Just a reminder that any carrot in the chili talk is a specific reference to BCochran and that the dedication page in the cookbook is a specific swipe at his poor taste.

https://bit.ly/2Ybi2Te

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (fuK7c)

406 390 I haven't experienced the pain of a cheating, diabolical ex spouse, but I have family and friends who did. Watching them go through that was painful, and for the people I was close to made me think the death penalty implemented by fire was appropriate. But I'm good like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (VpIIl)

Adultery used to warrant the death penalty. Fancy that.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (dy5uS)

407 Shit Alex so the answer was What is the FISHES!!!

Posted by: saf at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (5IHGB)

408 >>Brown or pink?


One of each!

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (yTPRI)

409 DoJ people flyin' all around the world, and not one critical avionics failure like we've been seeing of late.

A shame, that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

410 "my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me how
he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to the
kids.
"

I have some friends in the military who are in need of live target practice if he's still around.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)

411 KA can compartmentalize. She is able to focus 100% on whatever she is doing. That's how she is dealing with the NeverTrumper husband. It's amazing.

I like her dig at the media - all they do is sit around and read Twitter and write about that. Normally we would never know about a tiff between someone at the WH and their spouse.

Posted by: Liz at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (fpIOi)

412 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

Like I said, people can be real shits.
Posted by: Insomniac


relationship advice from Mr. Helpful: What the ex did? Don't do that. Then, you'll be a god in comparison.


You're welcome.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (Z04f8)

413 So.
Areolas it is.


Brown or pink?



All cats are gray at night.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (c7mrF)

so are we ready for Peni chat?

girthy or tall?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (r/xAU)

414
I'm not sure I want to live in a country where it's wrong to line public schoolteachers up against and a wall and shoot them with pellet guns.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (jYje5)

415 it's her choice, but there is no way i'd put up with his nonsense.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (4hfnr)

416 I love PDT! I am glad he fights back unlike Bush who laid there and took it. That being said. He is fighting battles he doesn't need to fight. McCain was a pile of shit, but let it go FFS. Use your energy elsewhere.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (+/tGa)

417 I have quit giving a flying crap about any of these media people and what they bloviate about.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 21, 2019 04:36 PM (k3g2v)

418 Trump gave a speech at a military tank manufacturing plant in Ohio yesterday. He basically trashed John (shackles) McCain in the opening 15 minutes in a prepared statement..

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (k3N8X)

419 I watched one of those "young black guy reacts to
old white guy" videos and this dude watched Conway Twitty's "Hello
Darlin" - he loved it, called Twitty a pimp, which is high praise
indeed.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (7HtZB)

I am super very not Millennial. But I got into those reaction videos you speak of not long ago, they are cool.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)

420 Adultery used to warrant the death penalty. Fancy that.
Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 04:35 PM (dy5uS)

Only in one direction.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (7PXtO)

421 trappersgirl, I probably would have quit work, but I know that doesn't turn out well, he will not be satisfied, but she can say she tried everything .

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:37 PM (r/xAU)

422 Yeah, I think the line "Just remember, I cook your meals" said in a threating tone might have been useful in terms of an attitude change.

If not, there's always "You have to sleep sometime."

/Shibumi, imparting Old Country Wisdom in the 21st Century
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 04:33 PM (zY+5G)
---------

Yikes. Bozo, are you paying attention?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (aXucN)

423 What is more Millennial than watching a video of guys, watching a video?

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (n13/j)

424 Adultery used to warrant the death penalty. Fancy that.
In the absence of a rich enough society to afford much of a social net through the church or organizations (or government), committing treason writ small and condemning either legitimate or illegitimate offspring to penury, cheating people out of their most prized (or not) mutual possession, each other... it's not weird that society was a little salty about that.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 21, 2019 04:38 PM (HtLSE)

425 HA!

my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to the kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

so, did you mail his balls back to him in a tiny ziplock bag after processing them with a sausage grinder?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (8D42x)

426 399
368

HA!





my ex used to tell me how "stunning" his girlfriend was and tell me

how he wanted to divorce me, marry her, but keep me around as a nanny to

the kids.



Posted by: nurse ratched

+++
I know it must have hurt, but actually he only admitted to you that you got under his skin. Joke's on him.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (aWjrD)

427 Hmm. Are they real or fake?

Posted by: Jerry S.

Poor woman can't even afford buttons.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (FTlwv)

428 i quit work once. big mistake, because then he had the upper hand.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 04:39 PM (4hfnr)

429 I see joe scarborough, banned her from his show. because a fabulist, and Jennifer Rubin of course had to agree, because conservative of conservatives stabby stabby.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (r/xAU)

430 trapper exactly

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 04:41 PM (r/xAU)

431 When I was a midshipman, I was told about radar instantly cooking birds. Never saw it happen. I thought it was a story/joke right of initiation like a snipe hunt or setting a lookout to watch for the mail buoy.

-
Many years ago, I prosecuted trespassing charges against some yutes who rode on a fairly small revolving radar array out at the airport. Some of them were burned but not seriously.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 04:43 PM (+y/Ru)

432 what is the verdict on the flight coming in from the UK.

-------
If it crashes, Assange.

Posted by: anon at March 21, 2019 04:49 PM (g0bpp)

433 229 "Nope. Someone who doesn't have ownership in the firm is not the same as someone who does. That's the very essence of partnership.

"Of Counsel and non-equity partner are essentially interchangeable terms."

The first paragraph is correct, the second one is not.

I'm a "senior counsel" (basically "Of Counsel") at the law firm I just joined last year. At my review last month, the equity partners said they're looking to promote me to "income partner" (i.e. non-equity partner) next year if I stay on track. One difference in the two positions is my ability to bind the firm through my statements & actions. Another difference is profit-sharing. Less important: the difference in titles also assists the firm in marketing me to clients who are more impressed by having a "partner" handling their work.

Posted by: Alex at March 21, 2019 04:56 PM (vshng)

434 I discharged a young female sailor who was working aloft on the radar mast on a Carrier when they rotated and radiated without warning. She did not live long after we retired her.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 04:24 PM (JUOKG)

They don't do "Lock out, Tag out" in the Navy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (nPGq2)

435 Not a fan of Kellyanne. She looks like the Faces of Meth, but if Trump likes her, she's a-ok with me.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 21, 2019 05:03 PM (6/uwW)

436 "Why shouldn't HE put his marriage before his political diarrhea on twitter?"

Did you read what you quoted? I specifically said that he's being an ass and should stop. But **given that he's apparently not going to,** it falls to her to deal with him as he is, not as he should be.

Certainly if she's claiming to follow Catholic teaching, there's no "my spouse is being a jerk, so I get to be a jerk back" rule. If a job is hurting your marriage, you look for a way to quit the job ASAP.



Posted by: Furt at March 21, 2019 05:12 PM (LkzyR)

437 @433 "of counsel" is not the same as "senior counsel."

It is someone who is not a partner (equity or non-equity) and who is not an associate.
Nowadays, most "partnerships" aren't true partnerships anyway, which may be a reason for the confusion in terms.

Posted by: artemis at March 21, 2019 05:16 PM (AwPyG)

438 test

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:04 PM (GJkKh)

439 test '

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:09 PM (GJkKh)

Sad Twitter-Cuck John Podhoretz Apologizes For Wishing That a Neutron Bomb Would Destroy the NYU School of Journ0lizming

It was a very serious death threat. Obviously it needs to be apologized for.

So that Twitter can forgive John, and the healing process can begin.

I'm Sorry

On Wednesday, I wrote an aggressive and rude satirical tweet involving a neutron bomb, the NYU Journalism School, journalism schools in general, and two writers. I regret my attacks on Lauren Duca and Talia Lavin, which were unprovoked and therefore entirely unseemly. I wholeheartedly apologize to them.

I am a journalist. I employ journalists. I publish journalists. I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists. I have worked full-time at six major journalistic institutions. Let me assure anyone who might have believed otherwise from my tweet that I love my profession and I do not wish to see any fellow journalists come to harm.

Podhoretz's account appears to be deleted, which I assume would have to be something Podhoretz would do himself. Whether he deleted on his own initiative or deleted in frustration/embarrassment/anger after Twitter suspended, him, I don't know.

Either way, I bet you he's back on Twitter in two or three weeks. (Can you un-delete an account?)

He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.

I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT

These people are absolutely addicted to Twitter and will censor themselves and abase themselves to keep their drug of choice flowing.

I'm in favor of all of the cucks being booted off Twitter. It's an incubator for rigid conformity with the liberal line -- the cucks all get incepted by liberal propaganda every morning then, because they're huge (and unwarrantedly so) egotists, think they thought up the idea their leftwing twitter pals implanted in their stupid, ill-educated heads and become as protective of these incepted leftwing memes as a parent is of their children.

For example: They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people."

This was something their swell liberal pals told them on Twitter, and then they all began dutifully repeating it. Endlessly.

One problem:

It never happened, the transcript and the audio of the statement clearly proves it never happened -- in fact the opposite happened, Trump plainly said "I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and white nationalists because they should be condemned totally" -- but the cucks' liberal clique-mates said it happened on Twitter and Twitter is Real and you should believe everything on Twitter because Twitter is Your Friend and I Can't Believe This Site Is Free. (That's an actual catchphrase the twitter addicts frequently say to praise Twitter. Yes, they really say that. A lot.)

So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:33 PM




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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:29 PM (t6MX/)

2 Sponge!

And, good riddance to him. May he stay gone from Twitter.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 21, 2019 02:30 PM (+/C3g)

3 Yo

Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)

4 I wish most days a neutron bomb would destroy Podhoretz

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)

5 Aw come on, the first interesting thing he says and he retreats from it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

6 So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.

==========

They'll just get another account as their assistant or something.

They can't stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (oh/Sd)

7 JPud is beyond cuck.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (BXMxN)

8 Top 20

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

9 This is like kicking the fat retard on the playground.

Only more hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Ot6OZ)

10 Parlay!

That was an illegal 1st, for which I denounce myself. I commented after the post blanked. I will take my lashes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (t6MX/)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (IXZGh)

12 top 15

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

14
Podhorrid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (zBaqJ)

15

Use a NORMAL bomb!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

16 13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

===========

"We can't have full context here! This is an encyclopedia!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (oh/Sd)

17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

18 Fuck all of them. I'm sick of these oxygen thieves.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

19 13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

But Wiki is a totally trustworthy source of information, oh yes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

20 Why use a bomb? Why bother? They're doing a bang-up job on their profession without any input from us.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

21 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

22 Burn Twitter
Salt the server farms
Laugh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (Ot6OZ)

23 The NOOD is a lie!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NLLmE)

24 He must've gotten his train ticket for the re-education camp.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NjJUT)

25
"Nude Bomb"

- - Agent 86

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

26
I told you all 18 hours ago this was coming:


I'll bet my left nut Pod has already penned a profuse apology about bombing a school.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 08:13 PM (WE5/U)




Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (0NFLi)

27
All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


And fight the NRA!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

28 Here's a guy whose Wikipedia edits keep getting removed - he shows what's edited, and how quickly it happens:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4sr6by4

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (W+vEI)

29 19
But Wiki is a totally trustworthy source of information, oh yes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

=========

For information on history, science, and television shows, I've always found it a good place to start.

For anything remotely controversial? Hell no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (oh/Sd)

30 "I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!!"

- Brokeback Podhoretz

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (IXZGh)

31 He's a cuck's cuck.


Does he write for The Bull's Work?

Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (MAstk)

32 25
"Nude Bomb"

- - Agent 86
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

"Doctor Goldfoot and his Bikini Machine"

--my boner

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (Ot6OZ)

33 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

That Guy Whose Mama Is So Ashamed of Him That She Refuses to Even Spend Time Noodging Him About Birthdays.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

34 23 The NOOD is a lie!!!
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NLLmE)

=========

As long as I get my cake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

35 read the content.

I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

36 I'm so glad that I have no need for Twitter. I'm happy to say that I can stay out of the Sewers called "Facebook", "Twitter", "Instagram", etc...

I only wish there were an alternative to You Tube that was as easy to navigate.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (Ckg4U)

37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM


"A kind of weasel".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

38 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously



And fight the NRA!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

====
And death to Trump!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)

39 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

==========

In Spanish: A whale's vagina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

40 21 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

It's understood.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

41 He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.
++++++++
Twitter's a helluva drug. Podhoretz's a helluva cuck. Therefore, we may conclude that Podhoretz is a drug-addled cuck.

Let this guide whether he should be listened to. If you knew a crack-addicted wife-swapper, would you go to him for life advice? No, you wouldn't.

So why go to a Twitter-addicted establishmentarian for political advice?

Drug-addled cucks: not even once.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (I2dne)

42 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)


SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

43 Just Jim Frikkin Dandy!

Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

44 and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

-----------------------

Aka the Trump school of tweeting. They have learned nothing from him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (ffYR/)

45 There was no reason to apologize to the idiot 'journalist" who can't figure out what nazi symbols are (not that there are any books that she could consult) and relies on her low IQ to smear a disabled veteran with her sooper journalistic brain and snark. But mainly snark.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (XROPS)

46 42 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

==========

Be excellent to each other, and...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (oh/Sd)

47 I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

You could seamlessly substitute "Congress" for "twatter" there.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

48 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

-------

It's the name of a town in Poland.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

49 Dammit, I posted a real post as Stormy. Sigh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (I2dne)

50 I don't get it. Do they think journalists are people or something?

Posted by: JSchuler at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (ySdHR)

51 And helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

52 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)


I always laugh when I see Leon Wieseltier's name, which literally means "weasel animal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (Ofz3/)

53 As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)


Don't eat all my cake.....

Posted by: Slow Roosevelt at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

54 I am banned from Twatter because I wouldn't submit to their group think. I don't miss it at all. It is a bunch of howling retards screaming into the void... mostly

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (flINI)

55 Hi Insom!

I miss you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

56 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!


==========



Be excellent to each other, and...




WYLD STALLYNS !!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)

57 >>Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

We really do need to fix the neutron bomb gun show loophole.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

58 Dont wanna watch video of Trump being not a white supremacist? Follow this link to the transcript of Trump not being a white supremacist, which admittedly is easier to handle than trying to listen to him speak.

https://bit.ly/2umxkqt

Link is to Scott Adams' twitter account.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (gL92H)

59 Yes, you know cuck Kristol's new site is really The Bull's Work.

Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (MAstk)

60
Wait...

So you're saying that Podhoretz bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (GEhPL)

61 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

A Horst Weasel?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

62 Stupid journalists still can't get it right. It's not a neutron bomb you dumbasses. It is an enhanced radiation warhead.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (Ih4ii)

63 I am sure this is a huge misunderstanding. Podhoretz probably uses voice-to-text and referred to the need for a "Bill of Materials" - abbreviated as "BOM" and pronounced as "bomb" to be delivered to the J-School to ensure their future success. It wasn't "neutron" but "neutral" because he wants to ensure a fair bidding process.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)

64 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

Pud hurts

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

65 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (uopCm)

66 ..."Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?"
-Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

Turn it in to "Literally Hitler", because there was an obvious loophole that subverts The System.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (Ckg4U)

67 They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people.

Also, when Trump called all Mexicans rapists and criminals. I actually had a friend tell me that is what he said, although he obviously didn't.

Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (6e1eX)

68

Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

69 Yes, you know cuck Kristol's new site is really The Bull's Work.
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (MAstk)


Bulwark = Suck the Bull Cock.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (IXZGh)

70 No neutron?

Damn, I had me a song and dance and everything.

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (8ikIW)

71 As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

I left it in the rain...

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

72 67 They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people.

Also, when Trump called all Mexicans rapists and criminals. I actually had a friend tell me that is what he said, although he obviously didn't.
Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (6e1eX)

===========

The implication is that Mexicans who stay in Mexico are great. Why not go back to all the great Mexicans there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (oh/Sd)

73 All the world will miss the courage, the intellect, the outright heroism, and most importantly the cucking tips of John Podhoretz.

I will personally miss jacking off with him on twitter.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

74 I left it in the rain...
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
++++++++
Ohhh-oooo Noooooooo!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

75 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)


Way to leave a lasting impression, man.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (IXZGh)

76 Wow, starting to wonder who keeps shoving John Podhoretz and Ben Shapiro down our throats. It can't be a conspiracy just to benefit Jews, or Sefton would have his own website.

And I keep forgetting that all the reporting about the President's remarks, on any issue, is usually a lie. Burn the media towers, impale the reporters.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JH+YW)

77 I wish the school cafeteria serve bad burritos washed down with cheap vodka leading to it being awash in vomit and diarrhea.
Would that get me banned?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JgA4k)

78 What we need is sensible assault neutron reform.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (gL92H)

79 64 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Pud scars
Pud wounds
And mars

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

81 Ban all high capacity neutron bombs!

Posted by: IC at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

82 68




Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

This x 1000.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)

83 Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

____

Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

84 I am truly deeply sorry for all the anger-farts created by my wish-cakes. Please open up your pain-hearts to my best butt-salve.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (LL1Be)

85 I will personally miss jacking off with him on twitter.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++
Jonah, the only thing sadder and gayer than a circle-jerk is a virtual circle-jerk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

86 I quit both Twitter and Gab months ago.

Turns out I was not winning the culture war.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (2H2mC)

87 I'm sure his apology was accepted --- oh . . .

@chick_in_kiev

I don't accept the apology of a man who will neither recognize nor atone for his rank, abusive misogyny. Stay gone, Podhoretz.
- - - -
@laurenduca

"I'm Sorry I Blew Myself" by John Podhoretz
- - - -
@MollyJongFast

Bye bye pod.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

88 As usual,

*shrug*

Is anybody listening to anybody on the perpetually-sinking NeverTrump ship of fools?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (UnA8+)

89 Hi Insom!



I miss you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

Makes my day.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)

90 You don't need more than 10 neutrons in your bomb to hunt deer!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (xfb67)

91 (puts down neutron bomb)...

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (vDqXW)

92 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

93 9 This is like kicking the fat retard on the playground.
Only more hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Ot6OZ)


Really?!?!?!?

Some of us have "retarded" children.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (uDcBt)

94 Some people do well in school because they are good at figuring out what their teachers want to hear and then they produce it.

I think you can see this trait in all the nevertrumpers . . .

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (g0bpp)

95
Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Pud scars
Pud wounds
And mars
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

-----

Points for Nazareth reference....

*holds lighter aloft.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

96 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

dunno nothin' 'bout no yiddish, but a kinda slavicish breakdown:

pod: near, under
hor: i'll let you imagine
etz: dude (c.f. amerikanets, etc.)

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (sGtp+)

97 55 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

You too.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

98 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)


Careful. Your hash is Sooy, boi......

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (IXZGh)

99 Big news today. My cat what lives under my porch and has become my BFF decided to come inside the kitchen this morning and have a look around. Puddin Power is an amazing thing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (LtG+N)

100 Man, my most recent Twitter handle has been shadowbanned, but I am running an all-time record for this one not being officially banned. Going on five months, now.

I need to UP MY GAME.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

101 "There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys..."
-Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

...and I'm Good With That.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (Ckg4U)

102 80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

[Wipes away drool] Absolutely!

Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

103 Im banned from Twitter because I never understood why I needed a lstserv client

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (25Dt7)

104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."

Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)

105 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


That's right mister!

I have my street cred to consider.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (Z04f8)

106 Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.

Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)
+++This is just one example of how the left operates. They keep the message fresh and alive. They repeat and repeat again old, unsupported fabrications. They have people working full-time to amend the edit to their liking. Manipulation of facts and figures are their forte. We have no organized body to oppose and outwit these fanatics.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (aWjrD)

107 Well...anyway, miss you in Twitter, ace.

Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (efMXe)

108 @MollyJongFast

Bye bye pod.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++++
I am sure am shocked this representative of those rock-ribbed conservatives - one they *hired,* mind you - is turning on them. Inexplicable. No one could see it coming.

And these people wonder why they're in the part of the Venn Diagram where "irrelevant" and "hated" overlap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

109 Well...anyway, miss you in Twitter, ace.
Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (efMXe)


Replaced by the sidebar.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

110 99 Big news today. My cat what lives under my porch and has become my BFF decided to come inside the kitchen this morning and have a look around. Puddin Power is an amazing thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (LtG+N)

You realize he's just sizing you up for later consumption, right?

Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

111 Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

---------------------------

I'm very glad to hear all worked out in the end. I don't envy your brother the task of taking the car away, as this is taking their independence away. Clearly though, it needs to happen. Prayers for strength for your brother.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ffYR/)

112 I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

Just say "journalists". It is shorter.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (FTPn0)

113 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists.
.........

Term limits on "journalists".

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

114 Hey leave my friend Jimmy alone!

Posted by: Carl Wheezer at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (g0bpp)

115 108 I am sure am shocked this representative of those rock-ribbed conservatives - one they *hired,* mind you - is turning on them. Inexplicable. No one could see it coming.

And these people wonder why they're in the part of the Venn Diagram where "irrelevant" and "hated" overlap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

============

"What are you doing? Pod-boy is one of the good guys!"
-Bill Kristol

"You're all Jewish scum."
-MollyJongFast

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oh/Sd)

116 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

117 @MollyJongFast

Isn't this the hate-filled, brain lacking beast that attacked a cancer survivor?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (Z04f8)

118 time to stop responding to the rewording of the left. You can see Russia from Alaska, just not Palin's house. yet, how many "idiots/lefties" say she said that.
time for ridicule. esp as there are so many targets. dirt eating Beto, the idiot bartender, native American heritage thief senator.

Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (1XtI9)

119 Trainspotting sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

120 So I'm going to look at three rescue dogs tomorrow. One is a yellow lab/husky cross described as being born to play. The second is a pyrenees/heeler cross also described as super friendly, but afraid of cars. The third, if still available, is mostly border collie, describe as crazy intelligent.
Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (JgA4k)

121 Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?



Get rid of it. Toss it into Canada.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (5UfE7)

122 The day that PDT ends a tweet with "Sad cuck!" will likely result in permanent injury too many owing to complications from schadenboner eruption.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (Kc8Wi)

123 116 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

============

I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (oh/Sd)

124 The only people I miss on Twatface are the Morons I saw over there, and Iowahawk and James Woods

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (flINI)

125 "Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again."
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

I'm going through that, presently. My email is in my nic, if you want to chat, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (Ckg4U)

126
Pod-Whore-itz should've said he said "drop a Neutron Dance" on NYU.

So easy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

127 Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?







Get rid of it. Toss it into Canada.

Posted by: rickb223
Yeah!

Posted by: The Finians at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (25Dt7)

128 120>>Take all 3 dogs and fight the biggest one for leadership of the pack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (xfb67)

129 Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (JgA4k)
+++++++++++
Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

130
We need a Sad Cuck Trombone piece of music with these poats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (0NFLi)

131 102 80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

[Wipes away drool] Absolutely!
Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)


Ha, got em there, stay away *hack* from the *hack hack* stay away from *cough cough cough hack spit up green schmutz* the hard stuff, like mom and dad and *hack* uncle Keith. *spits*

Posted by: Cigarettes, the original gateway drug at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (gL92H)

132 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the
Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back
thanking President Trump.

Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)



============



I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM

---

Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

133 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

You too.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

******

Awwww....allergies suddenly kicking in.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (Ih4ii)

134 Pod-Whore-itz should've said he said "drop a Neutron Dance" on NYU.

So easy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)


I can't believe you fell for the banana in the tailpipe.....

Posted by: Axle Foley at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

135 I sympathize with the sentiment, though. Evil place that brews up constant misery and lies.

Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

We must close the gun show neutron bomb gap!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (39g3+)

136 129 Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

137 132 Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

=============

That's gonna be a pledge in the Democratic primaries, isn't it?

"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)

138 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

139
96 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

dunno nothin' 'bout no yiddish, but a kinda slavicish breakdown:

pod: near, under
hor: i'll let you imagine
etz: dude (c.f. amerikanets, etc.)


to be fair, if you assume it's a transliteration stemming from Ukrainian (where 'g' morphed to 'h'; in the recent unpleasantness, you can tell from which side a report stems by whether it talks about "Lugansk" or "Luhansk"), -hor- would refer to mountains.

so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

140
AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.

Alaskan or Siberian?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)

141 AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

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Malamutes talk a whole lot... good for a filibuster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

142 A friedn fo mine was recently slandered by the Columbia Journalism Review in a hit[iece that was outrageously biased, and violated every supposed rule of real journalism.

One would expect this of a partisan blog or some random tabloid, yet this was the Columbia Journalism Review, which is supposedly the very watchdog guarding the sanctity of true old-school journalistic integrity.

If the Columbia Journalism Review has fallen prey to leftist groupthink and Stalinist tactics, then there is no one left at the gate to uphold journalism any more. Done. It's finished.

Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (5tb4C)

143 137
"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)


More like "will you pledge to nuke Tel Aviv?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (zBaqJ)

144 My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again.

My mom is getting to the age where she can still drive, but isn't as safe as she once was. Soon she won't be able to do it any longer. Its a horrible time, the loss of independence. But she's aware of it, at least, and is driving only whens he absolutely has to and if someone else is around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)

145 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)
+++++++++
But how can people lead ersatz lives of relevance without it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

146
That's gonna be a pledge in the Democratic primaries, isn't it?

"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)



They'll just remove it completely.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (IXZGh)

147 i'm just burning...doing the neutron dance

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (0O7c5)

148 Just the punchline: The crocodile lied.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

149 Ace go back on Twitter. You won't, pansy.

Hard mode: get banned today.
Nightmare mode: before sundown.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gL92H)

150 so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

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I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

151 139
so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)


"Stick them with the bill."

- - Fletch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (zBaqJ)

152 Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

*******

But only after some Americans are killed and the democrat struts about for a bit claiming we don't negotiate with terrorists. And then does an apology and bowing your. And then discovers a crack in the build's foundation necessitating the move.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Ih4ii)

153 104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)

Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (7HtZB)

154 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)


Like Syria can do anything about that right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

155 150 so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

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I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)


Wait, he ain't no "Galitizianer!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

156 149 Ace go back on Twitter. You won't, pansy.

Hard mode: get banned today.
Nightmare mode: before sundown.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gL92H)

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That'd be like nightmare mode after entering IDDQD.

"Men are men, and women are women."

Done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (oh/Sd)

157 everyday twitter emails me to tell me to look and see what my twitter friends have said.....somedays i email twitter back telling them i can't because they have locked my account.......it's like they are taunting me......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (0O7c5)

158 I wish most days a neutron bomb would destroy Podhoretz

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)
...........

Not slow and painful enough

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

159 104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)


J.V. Last's ears perked up?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

160 Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

+++++++++++

Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

+++++

Yeah. Pick a Cocker Spaniel.


Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (5UfE7)

161 138 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

You spelled "Washington DC" wrong.

Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (xqdqQ)

162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

163 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

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"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

164 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

165 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

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I've done it several times. Just dunk on libs/cucks enough and it'll happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

166 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)


Thank The Lord Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States of America.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (IXZGh)

167 >>>162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

tell a tranny laid off from Buzzfeed, "Learn to code, dude"

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (PbpT7)

168 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

He whose wife is roundly rogered by other men.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (4AeKb)

169 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

Quote the koran re: homosexuals

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

170 Top 20
Posted by: Barak Obama at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING "TOP", BUT IN REALITY YOU'RE A BOTTOM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (0vY1N)

171 My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again.

My mom is getting to the age where she can still drive, but isn't as safe as she once was. Soon she won't be able to do it any longer. Its a horrible time, the loss of independence. But she's aware of it, at least, and is driving only whens he absolutely has to and if someone else is around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)



We made my dad stop driving a few years ago because he was unsafe and he finally agreed after he ran over a curb and hit a building one day.

He's gotten much better over the last year or so and wanted to start driving. I pitched a fit but he agreed that he would take driving lessons first so I agreed. I mean, either the instructor would say no don't drive or he would say Dad was good to drive so what was the harm.

The driving lessons went well so Dad started driving two weeks ago. He was so happy.

Yesterday he hit a truck while pulling out of a parking spot. He's fine but there's a good size dent in the car. I was going to say okay no more driving for you but Mommy said he already agreed to that and he sounded so sad when he told me about it I didn't have the heart to say anything.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

172 164 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

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Sorry, but I can't get too excited about EO's.

I know it's not his job to get legislation through, but EO's rub me the wrong way in general and are too easily overturned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (oh/Sd)

173
"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)


That's what I said, but no one listens to me.

Posted by: Zuul at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

174 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

175 N. Lurker, we have a Pyrenees mix - fantastic breed. If we ever get another dog, we would definitely want another one!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (uDcBt)

176 168 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

He whose wife is roundly rogered by other men.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (4AeKb)

Wait, that's what the genealogist said my name meant!

Posted by: Captain Billy Kristol at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

177 I used to like when Twatface send me messages explaining why I was put in timeout with the offending Tweet attached. "When you delete the Tweet we will let you back on"... I was stupid enough a couple of times to do just that. It's like everyone over there are 13 year old girls on their first period.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (flINI)

178 fake flapper quits Twitter every few minutes.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (n13/j)

179 163 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

Nah. Brucelyn's not enough of a Lefty Icon.

Try "There is no Brianna Wu. There is just John Walker Flynt. #MiloWasRight"

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

180 J.V. Last's ears perked up?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


How effing vapid is someone who decided their professional commentator pen name is "Junior Varsity" "Last". I don't care if it's his real name, make something else up.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gL92H)

181 163 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

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"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

"I just don't think it's right that @jack transitioned from a male to female"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

182
Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM


Under the heading of 'Why Not, It's Cheap and Readily Available' I recently read of some research that topical creams can drastically reduce some inflammation markers. The skin is the largest body organ. All the current research is leaning toward inflammation as main Alzheimers cause.

It couldn't hurt to run your own study. Body creams are cheap.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (jYje5)

183 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

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Those are all parts of the same thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

184 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

+++++

Just jump into a Chuck Todd thread and call him "Chuck Tard". Instant ban.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (flINI)

185 Is Podhoretz really a "journalist?" I mean, does he go out and actually investigate stuff? For as long I've been aware of him, he's an opinion columnist, a pundit.
Come to think of it, most "journalists" ARE opinion columnists and pundits, so I guess in that case, Podhoretz IS a journalist.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (NFEMn)

186 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)


You forgot "The MSM"

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

187 Is it just me, or do we collectively think that the one thing that gets you banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (oh/Sd)

188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

189 No neutron?

Damn, I had me a song and dance and everything.

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (8ikIW)

we beat you to it...

Posted by: Pointer Sisters at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (8D42x)

190 My father in law kept his car keys till he was 88 (he's 94 now) He hated giving them up, but his children got together and made him go out with him to look at his car. Nice car, and the front and sides looked like new. The rear end looked like it had been worked over with a sledgehammer, because his neck had gotten stiff, and his eyesight wasn't so good, and when he had to back out of anything, he'd just put it in reverse until her felt a "bump" and then go on. He had no clue what he was running into, and he'd gotten to where he didn't really care.

His kids told him "Dad, you can't go on the road and play bumper cars every day."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (k1TUh)

191 162
I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.



It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

+++
It is not, "Trump is like a cancer in this country and must be removed."- Rob Reiner. I don't know if he twitted it or not, but he said it. But that's okay.Nor can you wear an Obama mask and be a rodeo clown. Your career and life will be ruined.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (aWjrD)

192 174 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

[X] Harvard

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

193 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)



The consternation that causes for professional politicians, think tank persons, lobbyists, and other assorted hostes humani generis - how are they going to keep their phony-baloney jobs if problems get solved?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

194 Only? The NYU Journalism School?

The cuckholdery of low expectations.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (LaORH)

195 Lynx

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (LtG+N)

196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

197 Ah, looks like a werewolf, I meant to say.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (xfb67)

198 174 I would have to go with Twitter at this point. It is so close, there should be brackets like the NCAA.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (n13/j)

199 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

"Barack Obama was a shit president"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)

200 188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

Cats that change into wolves? Lycatthropy?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

201 Time to balance my Wikicheckbook from the Wikibank. Or was it "Wookie"?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (RuIsu)

202 150 I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.

interesting. wikipidia says the ukrainian name for the place is "pidhirce", which pretty much reads straight up as "under/against the mountains" ("hir" being genitive plural for "hor", the ukrainian word for "mountain"). "podhoretz" probably literally means "dude from podhorce".

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (sGtp+)

203 When it come to the left: never haul your flag down. Never apologize.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)

204 I heard on the radio yesterday morning that in re the George Conway/President Trump Twitter feud, Podhoretz actually tweeted out that Kellyanne should immediately resign her position with this administration to prove she's a loyal wife standing by her man.

Never mind that her husband has been lobbying grenades at the president for months, if not years, and the president finally struck back, for once.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (aXucN)

205 >>Sorry, but I can't get too excited about EO's.

>>I know it's not his job to get legislation through, but EO's rub me the wrong way in general and are too easily overturned.

Unfortunately, he's not the dictator he is made out to be. But as the Chief Executive he does control a huge pool of money that goes to colleges.

Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

206 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.



The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

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Yes but which obscure federal judge will strike free speech down. This is a nice political as well as the right move.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (pw+jk)

207 "Michelle Obama is incredibly ugly."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LL1Be)

208 175 N. Lurker, we have a Pyrenees mix - fantastic breed. If we ever get another dog, we would definitely want another one!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (uDcBt)

According to the profile the pyrenees mix needs the most training. She apparently the most to learn but is natural friendly. She had a bad experience with a vehicle so she is afraid of getting into a vehicle.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (JgA4k)

209 Manx.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LtG+N)

210 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)


That's what I said, but no one listens to me.
Posted by: Zuul at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
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I know what you mean. People kept deadnaming me "John McCain"

Posted by: Tumor at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (vDqXW)

211 When it come to the left: never haul your flag down. Never apologize.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)
++++++++++
Add Podhoretz to the list of people who probably saw but didn't grok something important from their fellow media members. For him, it's Tucker Carlson's stance on this.

But I guess Tucker doesn't live his live via Twitter proxy...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (I2dne)

212 186 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

You forgot "The MSM"
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

They're all just metastases of the same cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

213
Cats that change into wolves? Lycatthropy?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)


Do they run around demanding reassignment surgery at the expense of the American Taxpayer?

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (IXZGh)

214 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

I'll believe it when I see it. He said he'd do that about sanctuary cities, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)

215 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

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Twitter.

We've had Washington for over 200 years
We've had Hollywood for about 100 years.

Twitter has been a force for, what 9, 10 years?
Social media will be the ruin of The Republic.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

216 205 Unfortunately, he's not the dictator he is made out to be. But as the Chief Executive he does control a huge pool of money that goes to colleges.

Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

============

Fingers crossed that good does come of it, but I just imagine President Biden, in 2021, reversing this so far as to make it compulsory for universities to discriminate against the less than woke.

Trump's action is a positive step, but I just can't get excited about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (oh/Sd)

217 196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

"I really think that people who are thinking of transitioning should stop that and instead learn to code"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

218 Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gL92H)
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kari, where you been? Did you get married?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (aXucN)

219 >>113 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists.
.........
Term limits on "journalists".
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

"working" = "going to the pub"

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (qEujL)

220 Is it just me, or do we collectively think that the one thing that gets you banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


LGBTQWERTYUIOP signalling is the current coastal marxist weapon of choice. But islamic money is behind the Obama/media cabal.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (gL92H)

221 217 196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

"I really think that people who are thinking of transitioning should stop that and instead learn to code"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

"LEARN TO GENETIC CODE".

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

222 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)


Transactional president and I mean that as a compliment.

The businessman viewed his candidacy as an offer and the election as an acceptance of that offer. He is now attempting to fulfill the terms of that agreement.

I do comprehend why professional politicians find such a notion terrifying and confusing.

Also have I said that David French is a Pharisee today? Because screw that guy in particular.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (mf5HN)

223 An Automatic Lifetime Ban on Twitter would probably be triggered by any of the first 10 things I would want to post on Twitter, if I had an account there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (k1TUh)

224 Oh, neutron-bombing college journalism schools is difficult, dangerous, and risks collateral damage.

Far better just to whip the students and faculty out and march them off to the fields.

Posted by: Pol Pot (miss me yet?) at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (8erNz)

225 kari, where you been? Did you get married?
Posted by: bluebell

Yep, and happily. So now I'm working during the day

How YOU doing?

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (gL92H)

226 188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

I saw a video of the Lykoi, AKA Wolf Cat, or Werewolf cat the other day. It is somewhere between adorable and creepy looking. It is described as a natural mutation. It has no undercoat so its fur can be stroked in any direction.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (JgA4k)

227 I meant lobbing, not lobbying. Blerg.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (aXucN)

228 Ah, my last major, and completely pointless, meeting of the afternoon just got canceled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (oh/Sd)

229 207
"Michelle Obama is incredibly ugly."


Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LL1Be)

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LOL. Yeah, sure. Do it.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (aWjrD)

230 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw



That's freakin brilliant. Hah.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NLLmE)

231 "CAITLYN" JENNER IS A MAN!!!!

a totally fucked up disgrace of a man, to boot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (k1TUh)

232 I know the pain of the loss of independence that comes from giving up the DL. I stopped driving at 42 because I was a hazard too myself and everyone else. If I can do it so can the elderly.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (0OmEj)

233 " Twitter is Real and you should believe everything on Twitter"

I predict a lot of surprise as some point as people find out there are things that are more real than Twitter. Part of this extended 3 year hissy fit stems from a generation in the media that is used to getting their way and being able to dictate their version of reality. It's kind of like the old saw about how everyone is a tough guy on the internet.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (eAshZ)

234 I heard on the radio yesterday morning that in re the George Conway/President Trump Twitter feud, Podhoretz actually tweeted out that Kellyanne should immediately resign her position with this administration to prove she's a loyal wife standing by her man.
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John Cuckpodhoretz to apolgize to Feminazis in 3...2....1...

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NFEMn)

235
I was surprised to learn that J-pod's daddy, Norman Podhoretz, who with Cap'n Cuck's daddy, Iriving Kristol was one of the leaders of the NeoCon movement (the original one), actually supports Trump.

So N-pod >> J-pod. Irving is dead, so no idea where he'd fall on the Trump question.

N-pod is getting pretty old and doesn't get around much anymore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (f1Vqw)

236 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

+++++++++

But how can people lead ersatz lives of relevance without it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

it's like telling people at a concert they don't need their cell phone cameras. You mine as well be telling them to amputate a limb. They are not going to give up their pacifiers for anything! They tried to ban these things at golf tournaments but they got the heckler's veto. The only holdout is The Masters and that will not last forever.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (n13/j)

237 I am headed to MI in an hour to pick up a new Newfiedoodle Pup. I currently have a 12 year old Weimaraner . I hope the old gal can handle whats about to come.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (flINI)

238 Yeah, that is all that I could think of, JJ --

Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jdhorGtQI

(some of us are very old)

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (MIKMs)

239 222 Transactional president and I mean that as a compliment.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (mf5HN)

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I wish more people saw politics as purely transactional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (oh/Sd)

240 its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)
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And that should be an acceptable slam at a reporter if you got in an argument with one. It's bizarre that they could call you a mother humper and you can't just fling back "Learn to code", because that's "harassment".

What a bunch of shit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (vDqXW)

241 Where cat?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (/tuJf)

242 227 I meant lobbing, not lobbying. Blerg.
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (aXucN)

Nobody wants to take a grenade out to the steakhouse, buy it drinks and persuade it to adopt policies favorable to your clients.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

243 Lifetime Ban:

Homosexuality is a choice and Global Warming is a farce generated by elitists to control the masses.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (IXZGh)

244 "Sandy O. Cortez is a wall-eyed, bucktoothed stupid little girl"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (LL1Be)

245 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.


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#learntocode,fag

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

246 Yep, and happily. So now I'm working during the day

How YOU doing?
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (gL92H)
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Wonderful, congratulations! I hope we get to hear about some baby karis some day.

Me, I'm doing just fine. Life is good, my husband and kids are well, and spring is coming just as soon as it stops raining and being cold.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (aXucN)

247 I was surprised to learn that J-pod's daddy, Norman Podhoretz, who with Cap'n Cuck's daddy, Iriving Kristol was one of the leaders of the NeoCon movement (the original one), actually supports Trump.

So N-pod >> J-pod. Irving is dead, so no idea where he'd fall on the Trump question.

N-pod is getting pretty old and doesn't get around much anymore.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (f1Vqw)

Supposedly, Norm Podhoretz likes Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (NFEMn)

248 237 I am headed to MI in an hour to pick up a new Newfiedoodle Pup. I currently have a 12 year old Weimaraner . I hope the old gal can handle whats about to come.

It will either kill her next week or extend her life by four years.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (8erNz)

249 What a bunch of shit.
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Some animals are more equal than others

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (LCdkd)

250 There, cat.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (RuIsu)

251 >> Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance

I posted that clip last night I think. I don't think of myself as old. In my mind, it ought to still be about 1995. It's been a blur since then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (f1Vqw)

252 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw


That's great, but why is an EO required? Public universities are bound by The Constitution just like every other public medium.

Just prosecute those violating it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (IXZGh)

253 What the Columbia Journalism Review did was interview his enemies and rivals and stalkers, who all enunciated insane falsehoods about him, which were then dutifully committed to print; but when the writer then interviewed the subject of this calumny himself "for his side of the story," she failed to mention any of the accusations against him, so he didn't even know he was being attacked, thus his "response" was irrelevant and off-topic -- and even worse, his apparent indifference to the accusations made him look even more callous and guilty.

It basically went like this:

"Susie Smith, a former colleague of Mr. Villain, said that he was a baby-raping klansman who regularly wore soiled diapers to work, while Bob Random noted that Mr. Villain masturbated into the office coffee machine every morning as part of his daily Satanic ritual.

For his part, Mr. Villain had this to say: "Yes, I think green is a very nice color, but purple has its good points as well." "

That basically sums up how the article was structured. When my friend saw the article, he was shocked because while the CJR reporter did indeed interview him, she never mentioned any of the allegations against him, and merely asked him off-topic irrelevant trivial questions, which he respectfully answered, unaware that his answers were construed to make him look uncaring and offering no defense to the allegations.

Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (5tb4C)

254 And what does he mean by working "in" journalists? Sounds icky.

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (qEujL)

255 "Ilhan Omar needs to push the button and detonate her suicide vest , already."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (LL1Be)

256 Podhoretz puts the twat in Twitter.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (f5Ewc)

257 Where cat?
Posted by: JackStraw



Under Puddin's porch.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (NLLmE)

258 "I can't believe this site is free".

I also can't believe Jonah's dick is in my ass.

And Stetler eats more carbs than an elephant.

And Charlie Sykes masturbates to naked pictures of David French.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (CBlDO)

259 I wish more people saw politics as purely transactional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (oh/Sd)


Which is strange since politics is the second oldest profession and the oldest is absolutely transactional.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (hLRSq)

260 "Sandy O. Cortez is a wall-eyed, bucktoothed stupid little girl"
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (LL1Be)


Reminds me of "walleye vision" from Hot Shots!

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (IXZGh)

261 253 That basically sums up how the article was structured. When my friend saw the article, he was shocked because while the CJR reporter did indeed interview him, she never mentioned any of the allegations against him, and merely asked him off-topic irrelevant trivial questions, which he respectfully answered, unaware that his answers were construed to make him look uncaring and offering no defense to the allegations.
Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (5tb4C)

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What are they teaching at that school?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (oh/Sd)

262 That's freakin brilliant. Hah.
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NLLmE)
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Eh, I'm not sure, but it's probably the best an EO can accomplish. What we need is a bill:

"Any educational institution that receives any federal funds from any source must take affirmative action to defend the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States in on-campus affairs. Complaints regarding failures in this regard can be issued by any member of the student or any employee of the institution or any contractor serving the institution. If the institution is found to be in violation, all sources of federal funding shall be withdrawn immediately and permanently upon the first offense. Each institution found to be in violation will be permitted a single appeal, to be adjudicated within six calendar weeks. This legislation is effective immediately."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (I2dne)

263
Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM


People have to remember that all of the good EO's that Trump signs will be 'un-done' if the leftists ever take over. It's gonna drive me to the polls at 5 am next election.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (jYje5)

264 Nobody wants to take a grenade out to the steakhouse, buy it drinks and persuade it to adopt policies favorable to your clients.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
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I don't know; the grenade might be preferable to most, if not all, politicians.

By the way, mister, do you still have that notebook I had you start about three years ago? I hope you have been writing down things for which you are thankful. I should think there would be many by now, eh?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (aXucN)

265 255 "Ilhan Omar needs to push the button and detonate her suicide vest , already."
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (LL1Be)


" ... preferably at a meeting of the DNC."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (Ofz3/)

266 If you made your Twitter handle "LearntoCodeBabyKillerTranny", could you be banned before even tweeting?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (xfb67)

267 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.

Translation: this is not the hill to die on

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (39g3+)

268 Learn2Deal

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (vDqXW)

269 261 253 That basically sums up how the article was structured. When my friend saw the article, he was shocked because while the CJR reporter did indeed interview him, she never mentioned any of the allegations against him, and merely asked him off-topic irrelevant trivial questions, which he respectfully answered, unaware that his answers were construed to make him look uncaring and offering no defense to the allegations.
Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (5tb4C)


I do not agree with Vox Day on too many things but his 'do not talk to the media' shtick is right on the button. You must get your own video.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (8erNz)

270
I know the pain of the loss of independence that comes from giving up the DL. I stopped driving at 42 because I was a hazard too myself and everyone else. If I can do it so can the elderly.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
_____________________

They'll have to pry my cold dead ass outta' my Corvette.

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (GEhPL)

271 Learn2DealWithLearn2Code

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (vDqXW)

272
I wish more people saw politics as purely transactional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (oh/Sd)



Hey, at least the old spoils system was nice and openly corrupt.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (mf5HN)

273 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.


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#learntocode,fag
Posted by: fixerupper



That'll do it. ::nods sagely::

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NLLmE)

274 Banable:

#AllLivesMatter

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (IXZGh)

275 Highest and best use of Twatter is to compile a passenger list for Aero Pinochet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (nPGq2)

276 "You what's hilarious? Trump grabbed ALL Y'ALL by the pussy!"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (LL1Be)

277 262 That's freakin brilliant. Hah.
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NLLmE)
++++++++++
Eh, I'm not sure, but it's probably the best an EO can accomplish. What we need is a bill:

"Any educational institution that receives any federal funds from any source must take affirmative action to defend the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States in on-campus affairs. Complaints regarding failures in this regard can be issued by any member of the student or any employee of the institution or any contractor serving the institution. If the institution is found to be in violation, all sources of federal funding shall be withdrawn immediately and permanently upon the first offense. Each institution found to be in violation will be permitted a single appeal, to be adjudicated within six calendar weeks. This legislation is effective immediately."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (I2dne)

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"Every instance of the phrase 'hate speech' in any official school document will result in fines of 1% of the school's endowment per instance per day."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

278 People have to remember that all of the good EO's that Trump signs will be 'un-done' if the leftists ever take over. It's gonna drive me to the polls at 5 am next election.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (jYje5)

True.

But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

279 Wonderful, congratulations! I hope we get to hear about some baby karis some day.
Me, I'm doing just fine. Life is good, my husband and kids are well, and spring is coming just as soon as it stops raining and being cold.
Posted by: bluebell

You're sweet. Babies shortly. Wife of kari insists on some level of financial preparation, despite agreeing in principle that the best advice we've heard was "you'll never be 'ready' and you'll never have enough money." What's your advice?

Speaking of cold, I think I have the flu, just like JJ said in today's MR. Heading out to teach now.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (gL92H)

280 I miss you too Insom.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (sjdRT)

281 272
I wish more people saw politics as purely transactional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (oh/Sd)


Hey, at least the old spoils system was nice and openly corrupt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (mf5HN)

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It was bad.

It was also less bad than what we have today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

282 I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM

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Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)


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The next Democrat President will likely literally ship nuke's to Iran and the various Palestinian terrorist organizations.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (Kc8Wi)

283 Muhammed is a child molesting camel fucker.

that might get a permanent ban.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)

284 #learntocode,fag
Posted by: fixerupper

My ability to not call virtue signalling communists "faggots" on the internet is deteriorating at an alarming rate.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (gL92H)

285 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw

That's great, but why is an EO required? Public universities are bound by The Constitution just like every other public medium.

Just prosecute those violating it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (IXZGh)

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The EO is required to halt funding to those schools that shutdown free speech. It is the option that he has to make this happen. Congress has done nothing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

286 Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM


"Dear Colleague,

Rein in your crazies and your leftists, insofar as those groups are distinct.

Also, learn to code.

Love,

The Donald"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (Ofz3/)

287 Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.



Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM

All the leftists that run every college but a handful will have a say. But Trump should do this, and should be applauded. Where other's would sit idly by, he acts.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (n13/j)

288 "Ilhan Omar needs to push the button and detonate her suicide vest , already."
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (LL1Be)

" ... preferably at a meeting of the DNC."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


#PushTheButtonOmar

That'll be a Twitter ban

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (5UfE7)

289 #learntocode,fag
Posted by: fixerupper
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#learntocode,#fagjack

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (vDqXW)

290 278 True.

But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

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With flourish and flair?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (oh/Sd)

291 Speaking of cold, I think I have the flu, just like JJ said in today's MR.

Ebola starts out like that.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (LL1Be)

292 >>I miss you too Insom.

Get a room.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (/tuJf)

293 OMG my five year old just came up to me and asked "How can Imran Omar be for people's rights when the religion she supports is just a barbaric political movement of pure force that treats women with outright abhorrence?"

So proud

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (f5Ewc)

294 How effing vapid is someone who decided their professional commentator pen name is "Junior Varsity" "Last". I don't care if it's his real name, make something else up.
Posted by: phone of Kari


But how else is he going to be permitted hork up a snotty comeback like "Oh, you think that's the first time I've heard that? *sniff*"?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (Hk+Y0)

295 280 I miss you too Insom.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (sjdRT)

Jeez, now we have to hose down the entire blog.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

296 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (Ofz3/)

nothing fancy but i did respond to you in the last thread.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (n13/j)

297

What's that song that goes I've been missing you?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (0NFLi)

298
The EO is required to halt funding to those schools that shutdown free speech. It is the option that he has to make this happen. Congress has done nothing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)


ah. Well, carry on then.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)

299
I miss Insomniac, too.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (jYje5)

300 293 OMG my five year old just came up to me and asked "How can Imran Omar be for people's rights when the religion she supports is just a barbaric political movement of pure force that treats women with outright abhorrence?"

So proud
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (f5Ewc)

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My five year old screamed and cried because I didn't pick him up from preschool in the new car instead of "mommy's car".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (oh/Sd)

301 293 OMG my five year old just came up to me and asked "How can Imran Omar be for people's rights when the religion she supports is just a barbaric political movement of pure force that treats women with outright abhorrence?"

So proud
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (f5Ewc)

A right thinking Che Che.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (JgA4k)

302 Someone reminded me today of Podhoretz's greatest self own.

Original Question: What TV series would you consider great overall that does not have any individually great seasons?

JPod Answer: The Simpsons.

Sarcastic Commentator: except for seasons 3 through 8 sure.

JPod, Media Critic: I don't think of The Simpsons in seasons, really, do you?

https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/1108521755298009088?s=21

Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (OxDS6)

303
I think Mr. Kellyanne Conway is soon going to be out of the house from what Kellyanne said on Fox Business this morning.

"He supports me", she said of Trump, not Fat Boy.

"He's never asked me to quit my job over this", she says of Trump, not Fat Boy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (f1Vqw)

304 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, I can't let you go...

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (RuIsu)

305 never mind

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (n13/j)

306 But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)
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You've got to be kidding--Deceptive is their first language.

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (vDqXW)

307 Ebola starts out like that.
Posted by: mikeyG

*projectile vomits into face of loving father who protected his young daughter all the way through the entire zombie apocalypse.*

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (gL92H)

308 That's great, but why is an EO required? Public universities are bound by The Constitution just like every other public medium.

Just prosecute those violating it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (IXZGh)

Cutting the funding is quicker than litigation.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (FTPn0)

309 I miss Insomniac, too.
Posted by: Newest Nic


Is he like Buzzion?

Is Insomniac pining for a Ford?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (5UfE7)

310 302 Someone reminded me today of Podhoretz's greatest self own.

Original Question: What TV series would you consider great overall that does not have any individually great seasons?

JPod Answer: The Simpsons.

Sarcastic Commentator: except for seasons 3 through 8 sure.

JPod, Media Critic: I don't think of The Simpsons in seasons, really, do you?

https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/1108521755298009088?s=21
Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (OxDS6)

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My answer:

"Television is a lesser medium. Watch movies instead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (oh/Sd)

311 I miss nurse ratched.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (LL1Be)

312 What's that song that goes I've been missing you?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (0NFLi)


Well, it wasn't me......

Posted by: John Waite at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (IXZGh)

313 I have columns of figures to add and I'm in a losing battle with the rain on the roof. Tin Roof plus rain equals zzzzzzz's.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (FTlwv)

314
Is Insomniac pining for a Ford?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (5UfE7)

Or a fjord?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (JgA4k)

315 PedoHurts now he tells me....

Posted by: saf at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (5IHGB)

316 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

yuge smile.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (r/xAU)

317 Tiiiiin roof! Rusted!

Posted by: The B-52's at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (4AeKb)

318 People have to remember that all of the good EO's that Trump signs will be 'un-done' if the leftists ever take over.

Its inevitable. The first month of the next Democrat presidency will be reversing everything Trump signed as an executive order. They're a stopgap, not real law or anything enduring. Its a nice gesture, but not enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (39g3+)

319 By the way, mister, do you still have that notebook I had you start about three years ago? I hope you have been writing down things for which you are thankful. I should think there would be many by now, eh?


I'm thinking one, but damn it worked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

320

...in all the familiar places

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (0NFLi)

321 320

...in all the familiar places
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (0NFLi)

==========

Are you wearing warpaint?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (oh/Sd)

322 Twitter is the crack for these crackbrains.
I'd settle for an EMP burst, - in John's ass!

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (2Mnv1)

323 I miss insomniac and I grumpily fighting about marriage and if it's men or women that are the very worst .

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (r/xAU)

324 274
Banable:



#AllLivesMatter

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (IXZGh)

+++That one already failed. Someone said it (can't remember who) and was instantly slammed for it. They then had to grovel and beg, cry out for forgiveness - "I didn't mean it! I was so very wrong! I'll never say it again!"

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (aWjrD)

325 I missed insomniac, but only because he serpentined. He's quick on his feet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (39g3+)

326 Good night insom!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

327
Nothing personal but I'm unconvinced as to whether I miss nurse ratched. She's never posted a boob selfie.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (jYje5)

328 It was bad.

It was also less bad than what we have today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

No it was worse. It's just that the players weren't American hating socialists trying to destroy the Country. It was just greed not hate.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (7PXtO)

329 #PushTheButtonOmar
..........

I thought she had it cut off.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

330 Its inevitable. The first month of the next Democrat presidency will be reversing everything Trump signed as an executive order. They're a stopgap, not real law or anything enduring. Its a nice gesture, but not enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++
Good thing the press will pitch a fit about the undoing of his legacy through canceling his executive orders, just like the did about Obama's EOs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (I2dne)

331 nurse ratched has the best sunning the boobs on the roof stories on the whole blog.

The BEST!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (LL1Be)

332 Does anyone remember that song that goes "banana nana fo fana, fe fi fo fana"

What was that song again?

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)

333

I wish I had a neutron bomb up my bum...

Posted by: Cory Bookhole at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (O+mPF)

334 328 It was bad.

It was also less bad than what we have today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

No it was worse. It's just that the players weren't American hating socialists trying to destroy the Country. It was just greed not hate.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (7PXtO)

==========

I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather have a government run by inept fraudsters than those committed to undermining the foundations of the Republic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)

335 I miss The Outrage Outlet. I need more ampersands.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (5UfE7)

336 you guys have way smart 5 year olds, mine said to me as I was tucking his shirt in and leaned over to give him a hug,

Mom they'll see you.. kicks dirt.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (r/xAU)

337 I've spent more than the usual amount of time on the HQ today and I haven't seen any snark about Brie Larson's ass deprivation.

Is there something wrong?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (JgA4k)

338 But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?

With a signature. The press won't exactly question him on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (39g3+)

339 nurse ratched has the best sunning the boobs on the roof stories on the whole blog.

The BEST!
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (LL1Be)


Well, the rules are, pix or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (IXZGh)

340 You're sweet. Babies shortly. Wife of kari insists on some level of financial preparation, despite agreeing in principle that the best advice we've heard was "you'll never be 'ready' and you'll never have enough money." What's your advice?

Speaking of cold, I think I have the flu, just like JJ said in today's MR. Heading out to teach now.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (gL92H)
--------

My advice is don't wait too long. We immediately started looking for a house to buy after we married and as soon as we found one, and got approved for the loan, we started trying for a family. Five kids later and I am grateful for every one of them, even though we had no idea how we were going to make it financially! But we stepped out in faith, and we did it, and so can you. Best to you both.

Get some Tamiflu.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (aXucN)

341 You know who else apologized on Twitter?

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (f5Ewc)

342 327
Nothing personal but I'm unconvinced as to whether I miss nurse ratched. She's never posted a boob selfie.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (jYje5)

She says the most charming things though. Like her comment about Mohammed's intimate relations with children and dromedaries.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (dy5uS)

343 heard of the guy, have no idea who he is. don't give a fuck. probably right up there on the toad scale with that fat fuck, penis breathed, karl rove. so glad i don't do twatter, facefuck, and all those other "social" cesspools. i'm retired, my time is valuable. fuck all these people. build a wall around my house, i hate em all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (KP5rU)

344 The Simpsons is just another show where the dad is dummy right?

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (n13/j)

345 I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather have a government run by inept fraudsters than those committed to undermining the foundations of the Republic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)
+++++++++++
You can usually find a way to make deal with a gangster because the gangster wants something tangible for himself - usually money and immunity. You can't make a deal with an intractable ideological opponent because that opponent wants you dead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (I2dne)

346 >Take all 3 dogs and fight the biggest one for leadership of the pack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (xfb67)


Can they sing Jeremiah was a bullfrog?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (OLCnA)

347 I only wish there were an alternative to You Tube that was as easy to navigate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (Ckg4U)

Ewe Tube has been berry, berry good to me.

Posted by: mohammed at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (nPGq2)

348 I missed insomniac, but only because he serpentined. He's quick on his feet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (39g3+)
---
That's like an Emo Philips joke. About him going off to college.

"My dad was like, 'Oh, I'm going to miss you, Emo."

"Sure, now that I bent the sights on your gun!"

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (vDqXW)

349 Does anyone remember that song that goes "banana nana fo fana, fe fi fo fana"

What was that song again?
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)
--------

The Name Game.

Just don't do it with "Chuck."

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (aXucN)

350 Harrumph

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (323tT)

351 Duchess Miley has some nice stories. Very memorable.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (f5Ewc)

352 >337
I've spent more than the usual amount of time on the HQ today and I haven't seen any snark about Brie Larson's ass deprivation.



Is there something wrong?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (JgA4k)


Check out comment 8 on the art thread.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (sjdRT)

353 I've spent more than the usual amount of time on the HQ today and I haven't seen any snark about Brie Larson's ass deprivation.



Is there something wrong?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (JgA4k)

I blame myself.

Posted by: Egon at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (n13/j)

354 nurse ratched has the best sunning the boobs on the roof stories on the whole blog.

The BEST!
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (LL1Be)

Well, the rules are, pix or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (IXZGh)
.........

Call her neighbor, he might have a drone.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

355 I humbly recommend having babies soon, and often. That's where our only hope of the future for this nation is, conservatives having children, raising them well, and the generations unfolding.

The Simpsons is just another show where the dad is dummy right?

Everyone on the show is a dummy except the obnoxious daughter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (39g3+)

356 332 Does anyone remember that song that goes "banana nana fo fana, fe fi fo fana"

What was that song again?
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)

"Gangnam Style".

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (UnA8+)

357 The EO is required to halt funding to those schools that shutdown free speech. It is the option that he has to make this happen. Congress has done nothing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

ah. Well, carry on then.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)

There already are laws and rulings that say colleges must support free speech. Berkeley was sued a couple of years ago on those grounds. Most can't sue, and after the suit things go back to the same old thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (FTPn0)

358 Take all 3 dogs and fight the biggest one for leadership of the pack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (xfb67)


Can they sing Jeremiah was a bullfrog?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (OLCnA)


Or say "Bud." "Weis." "Er."

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (IXZGh)

359 if you wait for enough money , you'll never do it'. because a single lifestyle is prone to spending money and buying the finer things in life, Who'd want to give that up for screaming in the middle of the night and dripping breasts?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (r/xAU)

360 The Golan move is a masterstroke, and par for the course with this President. Dems can't speak against it without looking like Putin bots. But they can't speak for it either.

Won't stop their presidential candidates pandering.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (JH+YW)

361 Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.

They might think it's OK to put maple syrup on French toast ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (LPnfS)

362 What are the penalties for denying freedom of speech on campuses? If there are no enforced, huge financial penalties the EO is futile. We have penalties for abetting illegal immigration and they don't mean shit. I, at this point, am unimpressed by the enforcement of the law by this admin.

Posted by: CN at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (U7k5w)

363 I'm over Brie Larson's ass.

It was easy to get over. Not even a speed bump, really.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (xfb67)

364 heard of the guy, have no idea who he is. don't give a fuck. probably
right up there on the toad scale with that fat fuck, penis breathed,
karl rove. so glad i don't do twatter, facefuck, and all those other
"social" cesspools. i'm retired, my time is valuable. fuck all these
people. build a wall around my house, i hate em all.
*



#commentoftheday

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (LL1Be)

365 The thing is, when the Simpsons (and Married with Children) came out, the unwise dolt dad was a funny twist, because before that the dad was usually wise and smarter than the kids. This was fresh and interesting.

Now its just dull and insulting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)

366
I miss insomniac and I grumpily fighting about marriage and if it's men or women that are the very worst .
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (r/xAU)

----

women

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

367 I miss The Outrage Outlet. I need more ampersands.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (5UfE7)



&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

368 Don't know if this was already posted,but this is a hilarious video of the 2020 candidates put together with scenes from The Office.

http://tinyurl.com/yy6zv2cb

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (RBOtF)

369 It seems I read that Pudhurts is paid $400k per year as chief editor of Commentary rag, er mag. Dayum, but those subscriptions must be pricey, with the mag at 33k circulation.

And then their is their current stable of scribblers, like Noah Rothman, who couldn't string two paragraphs together at HotAir without a factual or textual error. Maybe he's taken some English classes since then.

Here's the actual title of his latest Commentary spew:

Trump Isn't Worth It, Republicans

Now there's a viewpoint we've never heard before. So edgy. Here's $50 in Monopoly money, Noah, go buy yourself a glass of STFU.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (Z4rgH)

370 365 The thing is, when the Simpsons (and Married with Children) came out, the unwise dolt dad was a funny twist, because before that the dad was usually wise and smarter than the kids. This was fresh and interesting.

Now its just dull and insulting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)

===========

Al Bundy was the smartest of the family.

He knew his life was shit and was never going to get any better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (oh/Sd)

371 350 Harrumph

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (323tT)

I agree, this blog is lacking a certain patrician atmosphere.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (dy5uS)

372 364; thank you sir. i'm only half kidding. ha!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (KP5rU)

373 There already are laws and rulings that say colleges must support free speech. Berkeley was sued a couple of years ago on those grounds. Most can't sue, and after the suit things go back to the same old thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (FTPn0)


The kid that assaulted on the campus a couple weeks ago should sue the school for it's endless promotion of violence toward free speech. I'm sure there's a probono lawyer out there, similar to the Covington kids.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (IXZGh)

374 "We have a prime minister in Israel who has openly sided with racists"
--Robert Francis O'Rourke

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (39g3+)

375 I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather have a government run by inept fraudsters than those committed to undermining the foundations of the Republic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts



I think we are embracing the power of "and."

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (NLLmE)

376 But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)
---
You've got to be kidding--Deceptive is their first language.
Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019

Point taken. They'll probably call it the "No Hate Speech EO"
Hate speech to them is everything that doesn't agree with them.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

377 fixerupper, B.S if you guys didn't expect a mother and a cook, bedpartner, and someone to wash your undies , we might get along much better.

(just furthering the cause)

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (r/xAU)

378 264 Nobody wants to take a grenade out to the steakhouse, buy it drinks and persuade it to adopt policies favorable to your clients.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
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I don't know; the grenade might be preferable to most, if not all, politicians.

By the way, mister, do you still have that notebook I had you start about three years ago? I hope you have been writing down things for which you are thankful. I should think there would be many by now, eh?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (aXucN)

Ummm...look, a squirrel! *slinks away quietly*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

379 Al Bundy was the smartest of the family.

Yeah he was just a loser. Peg wasn't a dummy either, really. His kids were dumb though, especially Kelly who was a black hole of stupidity. But super cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (39g3+)

380 "We have a prime minister in Israel who has openly sided with racists"
--Robert Francis O'Rourke
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (39g3+)

This is a quote?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NFEMn)

381 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (hLRSq)
---------

Mikey, you had some special earlier today that was very tempting. I can't remember what it was, exactly, but it was buy two somethings and get something else for free. I was thinking of ordering a spare tiara.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (aXucN)

382 Al Bundy was the smartest of the family.

He knew his life was shit and was never going to get any better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Don't forget Red Forman from "That 70s Show".


Dumbass.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Z04f8)

383 The EO is required to halt funding to those schools that shutdown free speech. It is the option that he has to make this happen. Congress has done nothing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

ah. Well, carry on then.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)

There already are laws and rulings that say colleges must support free speech. Berkeley was sued a couple of years ago on those grounds. Most can't sue, and after the suit things go back to the same old thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (FTPn0)

-----------------------

The problem with lawsuits is that they begin locally, just like arrest and prosecution. Get a bad locale like Berkeley, and guaranteed nothing happens.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (ffYR/)

384 >>>What's that song that goes I've been missing you?<<<

"Babe" - Styx, from the Earworm LP

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (2Mnv1)

385 363 I'm over Brie Larson's ass.

It was easy to get over. Not even a speed bump, really.


Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (OxDS6)

386 Whoever put "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" in my head, damn you to hell.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

387 I hope you have been writing down things for which you are thankful. I should think there would be many by now, eh?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (aXucN)

Ummm...look, a squirrel! *slinks away quietly*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

bluebell, we'll just take his and nurse's comments and book em.

done

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:25 PM (r/xAU)

388 366
I miss insomniac and I grumpily fighting about marriage and if it's men or women that are the very worst .
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (r/xAU)

----

women

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

Definitely.

I found one upright man among a thousand, but not one upright woman among them all. - the Book

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (dy5uS)

389 Ummm...look, a squirrel! *slinks away quietly*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
--------

Yeah, I figured as much. But life has taken a turn upward, has it not? That is a good thing, and I am happy for you.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (aXucN)

390 Brie Larson's ass was hit by a neutron bomb.



Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (NLLmE)

391 This is a quote?
Posted by: JoeF.


Sorry, forgot the link

http://tinyurl.com/y3fyp37r

He tried to do the Obama equivalence thing, both sides are not helping but he said basically "Netanyahu is evil, and the Palestinian leadership is just bad at getting their point across"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (39g3+)

392 fixerupper, B.S if you guys didn't expect a mother and a cook, bedpartner, and...

sorry, that's when I fell asleep.


fixerupper, just leave more money on the dresser.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (LL1Be)

393 Did Hickelnlooper just have his Dukakis moment?
Yikes!

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper says that if he was president he would suspend the death penalty and would prevent the Boston Marathon bomber from being executed.

The bomber was responsible for killing 3 people and injuring hundreds.


SO that's:
Killing babies = OK,
Killing terrorists = not OK


https://tinyurl.com/yyubswrg

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (W+vEI)

394 someguy Esther!

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (r/xAU)

395 Brie Larson should learn to code

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (flINI)

396 Whoever put "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" in my head, damn you to hell.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


Inchworm, inchworm, measuring the marigolds.

Seems to me, you stop and see, how beautiful they are.....

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Z04f8)

397 you guys..

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (r/xAU)

398 Edelweiss, edelweiss
Every morning you greet me

Small and white
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me

Blossom of snow
May you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever

Edelweiss, edelweiss
Bless my home-land forever

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (39g3+)

399 The Trump-Conway Twitter war is only make believe.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (NFEMn)

400 391 He tried to do the Obama equivalence thing, both sides are not helping but he said basically "Netanyahu is evil, and the Palestinian leadership is just bad at getting their point across"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (39g3+)

I mean, I don't know, but "Death to Israel, Death to America" is pretty clear to me...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (UnA8+)

401 joncelli, call me maybe<?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (r/xAU)

402 Mikey, you had some special earlier today that was very tempting. I can't remember what it was, exactly, but it was buy two somethings and get something else for free. I was thinking of ordering a spare tiara.


Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (aXucN)


Two conniptions and get a free fitting. I can still hook you up with the tiara, though.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

403 "The Palestinians want death to all Jews, and Netanyahu won't even meet them half way."

-Beto

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (xfb67)

404 Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper says that if he was president he would suspend the death penalty and would prevent the Boston Marathon bomber from being executed.

The bomber was responsible for killing 3 people and injuring hundreds.

SO that's:
Killing babies = OK,
Killing terrorists = not OK


https://tinyurl.com/yyubswrg
Posted by: Lizzy

Yeah, that makes loads of sense.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Z04f8)

405 Ruth

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (r/xAU)

406 398: nazi twaddle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (KP5rU)

407 bluebell, we'll just take his and nurse's comments and book em.

done
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:25 PM (r/xAU)
--------

Exactly. He can pretend to ignore us, but we are not easily fooled.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (aXucN)

408 Bluebell you sound just like my wife. Haha

The worst earworm song is a tie between the verse of Life's Been Good to me so Far and the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle. Have a great day.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (gL92H)

409 393 SO that's:
Killing babies = OK,
Killing terrorists = not OK


https://tinyurl.com/yyubswrg
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (W+vEI)

Then, Now, Forever :

Muslims ALWAYS Come First.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

410
Two conniptions and get a free fitting. I can still hook you up with the tiara, though.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

whu? where's ours?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (r/xAU)

411 bluebell , I don't think I've heard him grump in weeks, Who am I going to pester now?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (r/xAU)

412 the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle.

dammit

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (LL1Be)

413 Al Bundy was the smartest of the family.

He knew his life was shit and was never going to get any better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (oh/Sd)


Al Bundy was a working stiff, but he was also unapologetically a man. He had more self-respect than any of the soyboys on TV today.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (wCmLp)

414 Hickenlooper is a very stupid man. Now that hes gone and CO has moved on I wish he was back. Sad what my state has become.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)

415 there are no such things as palestinians. never were. bigfoot is more legitimate. asshats.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (KP5rU)

416 I've always hated the "wrapped up like a douche" song.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (xfb67)

417 the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle.

dammit
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (LL1Be)

_____

Sung exclusively by Billygoat guy

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (flINI)

418 and I know Job was said to be righteous, but i'm not buying it.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (r/xAU)

419 If Millennials ever had to watch ten minutes of The Brady Bunch, The Andy Griffith Show, or My Three Sons they would say it was The Handmaid's Tale I guess. Not that I have seen a second of that crap. Hell, they run to safe spaces and counselors after watching Friends.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (n13/j)

420 The worst earworm song is a tie between the verse of Life's Been Good to me so Far and the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle. Have a great day.
Posted by: phone of Kari


I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real.
I'm walkin' on Sunshine, whoa-oh

Posted by: Guess again at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (Z04f8)

421 whu? where's ours?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (r/xAU)


I'll see what I can get out of the old KaBoom! cereal boxes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

422 I've always hated the "wrapped up like a douche" song.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (xfb67)

That's NOT what I wrote.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)

423 419 If Millennials ever had to watch ten minutes of The Brady Bunch, The Andy Griffith Show, or My Three Sons they would say it was The Handmaid's Tale I guess. Not that I have seen a second of that crap. Hell, they run to safe spaces and counselors after watching Friends.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (n13/j)

Make them watch Seinfeld and see how long it takes for their Jew-Hate Meter to hit 100.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (UnA8+)

424 405 Ruth

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (r/xAU)

Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone.

Just because they're a protagonist doesn't make them good. King David for instance.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (dy5uS)

425 Bluebell you sound just like my wife. Haha

The worst earworm song is a tie between the verse of Life's Been Good to me so Far and the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle. Have a great day.
Posted by: phone of Kari


It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small small world

Everybody!

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small small world

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (5UfE7)

426 Mikey, maybe even just a picture of one?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (r/xAU)

427 389 Ummm...look, a squirrel! *slinks away quietly*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
--------

Yeah, I figured as much. But life has taken a turn upward, has it not? That is a good thing, and I am happy for you.
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (aXucN)

Yes. It has. I have... difficulty with good and happy things. It's a challenging adjustment, but one worth making. Hopefully I can figure it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

428 "wrapped up like a douche" song.

Bruce or Manfred?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (LL1Be)

429 What has replaced the chickenpooper in CO is much worse. Very much worse.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (0OmEj)

430
"Oh, Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey" will get stuck in my brain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (f1Vqw)

431 You are My Sunshine, my only sunshine,

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (xfb67)

432 "My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr. . but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!"

Posted by: SMOD at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (QkjLD)

433
Whoever put "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" in my head, damn you to hell.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


I actually heard a music teacher get threatened with termination because he was teaching the children to sing 'It's a small world'. Which is like mainlining an earworm directly into the prefrontal cortex.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (jYje5)

434 someguy well right, he had to pay for that. But G-d while ..
oh nevermind.

waits for lightening strike.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (r/xAU)

435 414 Hickenlooper is a very stupid man. Now that hes gone and CO has moved on I wish he was back. Sad what my state has become.

Dang... I wish we had Gov. Moonbeam back here in mexifornia

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (O2RFr)

436 >Yes. It has. I have... difficulty with good and
happy things. It's a challenging adjustment, but one worth making.
Hopefully I can figure it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)


This is about me missing you, isn't it?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)

437 418 and I know Job was said to be righteous, but i'm not buying it.
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (r/xAU)

I buy that Job was righteous. But it didn't do him much good.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (NWiLs)

438 I'm so sick of politics. What we lack around here lately is a good discussion of tits.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (CBlDO)

439 If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married, long time 'go.

Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (UnA8+)

440 Al Bundy was a working stiff, but he was also unapologetically a man. He had more self-respect than any of the soyboys on TV today.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (wCmLp)

Yes, but Married With Children is way over the top. Believing this is how some families actually are is as bad as believing The Brady Bunch reflects a real family.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (NFEMn)

441
Sad Twitter-Cuck John Podhoretz Apologizes For Wishing That a Neutron Bomb Would Destroy the NYU School of Journ0lizming
It was a very serious death threat. Obviously it needs to be apologized for.

So that Twitter can forgive John, and the healing process can begin.

I'm Sorry
On Wednesday, I wrote an aggressive and rude satirical tweet involving a neutron bomb, the NYU Journalism School, journalism schools in general, and two writers. I regret my attacks on Lauren Duca and Talia Lavin, which were unprovoked and therefore entirely unseemly. I wholeheartedly apologize to them.

I am a journalist. I employ journalists. I publish journalists. I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists. I have worked full-time at six major journalistic institutions. Let me assure anyone who might have believed otherwise from my tweet that I love my profession and I do not wish to see any fellow journalists come to harm.

Podhoretz's account appears to be deleted, which I assume would have to be something Podhoretz would do himself. Whether he deleted on his own initiative or deleted in frustration/embarrassment/anger after Twitter suspended, him, I don't know.

Either way, I bet you he's back on Twitter in two or three weeks. (Can you un-delete an account?)

He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.

I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT

These people are absolutely addicted to Twitter and will censor themselves and abase themselves to keep their drug of choice flowing.

I'm in favor of all of the cucks being booted off Twitter. It's an incubator for rigid conformity with the liberal line -- the cucks all get incepted by liberal propaganda every morning then, because they're huge (and unwarrantedly so) egotists, think they thought up the idea their leftwing twitter pals implanted in their stupid, ill-educated heads and become as protective of these incepted leftwing memes as a parent is of their children.

For example: They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people."

This was something their swell liberal pals told them on Twitter, and then they all began dutifully repeating it. Endlessly.

One problem:

It never happened, the transcript and the audio of the statement clearly proves it never happened -- in fact the opposite happened, Trump plainly said "I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and white nationalists because they should be condemned totally" -- but the cucks' liberal clique-mates said it happened on Twitter and Twitter is Real and you should believe everything on Twitter because Twitter is Your Friend and I Can't Believe This Site Is Free. (That's an actual catchphrase the twitter addicts frequently say to praise Twitter. Yes, they really say that. A lot.)

So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:33 PM



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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:29 PM (t6MX/)

2 Sponge!

And, good riddance to him. May he stay gone from Twitter.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 21, 2019 02:30 PM (+/C3g)

3 Yo
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)

4 I wish most days a neutron bomb would destroy Podhoretz
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)

5 Aw come on, the first interesting thing he says and he retreats from it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

6 So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.

==========

They'll just get another account as their assistant or something.

They can't stop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (oh/Sd)

7 JPud is beyond cuck.
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (BXMxN)

8 Top 20
Posted by: Barak Obama at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

9 This is like kicking the fat retard on the playground.

Only more hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Ot6OZ)

10 Parlay!

That was an illegal 1st, for which I denounce myself. I commented after the post blanked. I will take my lashes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (t6MX/)

11 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (IXZGh)

12 top 15
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

14
Podhorrid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (zBaqJ)

15

Use a NORMAL bomb!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

16 13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

===========

"We can't have full context here! This is an encyclopedia!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (oh/Sd)

17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

18 Fuck all of them. I'm sick of these oxygen thieves.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

19 13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

But Wiki is a totally trustworthy source of information, oh yes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

20 Why use a bomb? Why bother? They're doing a bang-up job on their profession without any input from us.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

21 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

22 Burn Twitter
Salt the server farms
Laugh
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (Ot6OZ)

23 The NOOD is a lie!!!
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NLLmE)

24 He must've gotten his train ticket for the re-education camp.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NjJUT)

25
"Nude Bomb"

- - Agent 86
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

26
I told you all 18 hours ago this was coming:


I'll bet my left nut Pod has already penned a profuse apology about bombing a school.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 08:13 PM (WE5/U)



Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (0NFLi)

27
All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

28 Here's a guy whose Wikipedia edits keep getting removed - he shows what's edited, and how quickly it happens:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4sr6by4
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (W+vEI)

29 19
But Wiki is a totally trustworthy source of information, oh yes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

=========

For information on history, science, and television shows, I've always found it a good place to start.

For anything remotely controversial? Hell no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (oh/Sd)

30 "I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!!"

- Brokeback Podhoretz
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (IXZGh)

31 He's a cuck's cuck.


Does he write for The Bull's Work?
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (MAstk)

32 25
"Nude Bomb"

- - Agent 86
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

"Doctor Goldfoot and his Bikini Machine"

--my boner
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (Ot6OZ)

33 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

That Guy Whose Mama Is So Ashamed of Him That She Refuses to Even Spend Time Noodging Him About Birthdays.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

34 23 The NOOD is a lie!!!
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NLLmE)

=========

As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

35 read the content.

I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

36 I'm so glad that I have no need for Twitter. I'm happy to say that I can stay out of the Sewers called "Facebook", "Twitter", "Instagram", etc...

I only wish there were an alternative to You Tube that was as easy to navigate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (Ckg4U)

37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

38 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously



And fight the NRA!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

====
And death to Trump!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)

39 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

==========

In Spanish: A whale's vagina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

40 21 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

It's understood.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

41 He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.
++++++++
Twitter's a helluva drug. Podhoretz's a helluva cuck. Therefore, we may conclude that Podhoretz is a drug-addled cuck.

Let this guide whether he should be listened to. If you knew a crack-addicted wife-swapper, would you go to him for life advice? No, you wouldn't.

So why go to a Twitter-addicted establishmentarian for political advice?

Drug-addled cucks: not even once.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (I2dne)

42 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

43 Just Jim Frikkin Dandy!

Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

44 and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

-----------------------

Aka the Trump school of tweeting. They have learned nothing from him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (ffYR/)

45 There was no reason to apologize to the idiot 'journalist" who can't figure out what nazi symbols are (not that there are any books that she could consult) and relies on her low IQ to smear a disabled veteran with her sooper journalistic brain and snark. But mainly snark.
Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (XROPS)

46 42 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

==========

Be excellent to each other, and...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (oh/Sd)

47 I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

You could seamlessly substitute "Congress" for "twatter" there.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

48 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

-------

It's the name of a town in Poland.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

49 Dammit, I posted a real post as Stormy. Sigh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (I2dne)

50 I don't get it. Do they think journalists are people or something?
Posted by: JSchuler at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (ySdHR)

51 And helloooooo nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

52 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

I always laugh when I see Leon Wieseltier's name, which literally means "weasel animal."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (Ofz3/)

53 As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

Don't eat all my cake.....
Posted by: Slow Roosevelt at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

54 I am banned from Twatter because I wouldn't submit to their group think. I don't miss it at all. It is a bunch of howling retards screaming into the void... mostly
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (flINI)

55 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

56 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!


==========



Be excellent to each other, and...



WYLD STALLYNS !!
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)

57 >>Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

We really do need to fix the neutron bomb gun show loophole.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

58 Dont wanna watch video of Trump being not a white supremacist? Follow this link to the transcript of Trump not being a white supremacist, which admittedly is easier to handle than trying to listen to him speak.

https://bit.ly/2umxkqt

Link is to Scott Adams' twitter account.
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (gL92H)

59 Yes, you know cuck Kristol's new site is really The Bull's Work.
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (MAstk)

60
Wait...

So you're saying that Podhoretz bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (GEhPL)

61 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

A Horst Weasel?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

62 Stupid journalists still can't get it right. It's not a neutron bomb you dumbasses. It is an enhanced radiation warhead.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (Ih4ii)

63 I am sure this is a huge misunderstanding. Podhoretz probably uses voice-to-text and referred to the need for a "Bill of Materials" - abbreviated as "BOM" and pronounced as "bomb" to be delivered to the J-School to ensure their future success. It wasn't "neutron" but "neutral" because he wants to ensure a fair bidding process.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)

64 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

65 Sponge
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (uopCm)

66 ..."Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?"
-Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

Turn it in to "Literally Hitler", because there was an obvious loophole that subverts The System.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (Ckg4U)

67 They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people.

Also, when Trump called all Mexicans rapists and criminals. I actually had a friend tell me that is what he said, although he obviously didn't.
Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (6e1eX)

68

Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

69 Yes, you know cuck Kristol's new site is really The Bull's Work.
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (MAstk)

Bulwark = Suck the Bull Cock.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (IXZGh)

70 No neutron?

Damn, I had me a song and dance and everything.
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (8ikIW)

71 As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

I left it in the rain...
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

72 67 They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people.

Also, when Trump called all Mexicans rapists and criminals. I actually had a friend tell me that is what he said, although he obviously didn't.
Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (6e1eX)

===========

The implication is that Mexicans who stay in Mexico are great. Why not go back to all the great Mexicans there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (oh/Sd)

73 All the world will miss the courage, the intellect, the outright heroism, and most importantly the cucking tips of John Podhoretz.

I will personally miss jacking off with him on twitter.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

74 I left it in the rain...
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
++++++++
Ohhh-oooo Noooooooo!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

75 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

Way to leave a lasting impression, man.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (IXZGh)

76 Wow, starting to wonder who keeps shoving John Podhoretz and Ben Shapiro down our throats. It can't be a conspiracy just to benefit Jews, or Sefton would have his own website.

And I keep forgetting that all the reporting about the President's remarks, on any issue, is usually a lie. Burn the media towers, impale the reporters.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JH+YW)

77 I wish the school cafeteria serve bad burritos washed down with cheap vodka leading to it being awash in vomit and diarrhea.
Would that get me banned?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JgA4k)

78 What we need is sensible assault neutron reform.
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (gL92H)

79 64 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Pud scars
Pud wounds
And mars
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

81 Ban all high capacity neutron bombs!
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

82 68




Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

This x 1000.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)

83 Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

____

Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

84 I am truly deeply sorry for all the anger-farts created by my wish-cakes. Please open up your pain-hearts to my best butt-salve.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (LL1Be)

85 I will personally miss jacking off with him on twitter.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++
Jonah, the only thing sadder and gayer than a circle-jerk is a virtual circle-jerk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

86 I quit both Twitter and Gab months ago.

Turns out I was not winning the culture war.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (2H2mC)

87 I'm sure his apology was accepted --- oh . . .

@chick_in_kiev

I don't accept the apology of a man who will neither recognize nor atone for his rank, abusive misogyny. Stay gone, Podhoretz.
- - - -
@laurenduca

"I'm Sorry I Blew Myself" by John Podhoretz
- - - -
@MollyJongFast

Bye bye pod.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

88 As usual,

*shrug*

Is anybody listening to anybody on the perpetually-sinking NeverTrump ship of fools?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (UnA8+)

89 Hi Insom!



I miss you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

Makes my day.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)

90 You don't need more than 10 neutrons in your bomb to hunt deer!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (xfb67)

91 (puts down neutron bomb)...
Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (vDqXW)

92 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

93 9 This is like kicking the fat retard on the playground.
Only more hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Ot6OZ)

Really?!?!?!?

Some of us have "retarded" children.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (uDcBt)

94 Some people do well in school because they are good at figuring out what their teachers want to hear and then they produce it.

I think you can see this trait in all the nevertrumpers . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (g0bpp)

95
Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Pud scars
Pud wounds
And mars
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

-----

Points for Nazareth reference....

*holds lighter aloft.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

96 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

dunno nothin' 'bout no yiddish, but a kinda slavicish breakdown:

pod: near, under
hor: i'll let you imagine
etz: dude (c.f. amerikanets, etc.)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (sGtp+)

97 55 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

You too.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

98 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

Careful. Your hash is Sooy, boi......
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (IXZGh)

99 Big news today. My cat what lives under my porch and has become my BFF decided to come inside the kitchen this morning and have a look around. Puddin Power is an amazing thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (LtG+N)

100 Man, my most recent Twitter handle has been shadowbanned, but I am running an all-time record for this one not being officially banned. Going on five months, now.

I need to UP MY GAME.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

101 "There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys..."
-Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

...and I'm Good With That.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (Ckg4U)

102 80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

[Wipes away drool] Absolutely!
Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

103 Im banned from Twitter because I never understood why I needed a lstserv client
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (25Dt7)

104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)

105 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


That's right mister!

I have my street cred to consider.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (Z04f

106 Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.

Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)
+++This is just one example of how the left operates. They keep the message fresh and alive. They repeat and repeat again old, unsupported fabrications. They have people working full-time to amend the edit to their liking. Manipulation of facts and figures are their forte. We have no organized body to oppose and outwit these fanatics.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (aWjrD)

107 Well...anyway, miss you in Twitter, ace.
Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (efMXe)

108 @MollyJongFast

Bye bye pod.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++++
I am sure am shocked this representative of those rock-ribbed conservatives - one they *hired,* mind you - is turning on them. Inexplicable. No one could see it coming.

And these people wonder why they're in the part of the Venn Diagram where "irrelevant" and "hated" overlap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

109 Well...anyway, miss you in Twitter, ace.
Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (efMXe)

Replaced by the sidebar.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

110 99 Big news today. My cat what lives under my porch and has become my BFF decided to come inside the kitchen this morning and have a look around. Puddin Power is an amazing thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (LtG+N)

You realize he's just sizing you up for later consumption, right?
Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

111 Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

---------------------------

I'm very glad to hear all worked out in the end. I don't envy your brother the task of taking the car away, as this is taking their independence away. Clearly though, it needs to happen. Prayers for strength for your brother.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ffYR/)

112 I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

Just say "journalists". It is shorter.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (FTPn0)

113 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists.
.........

Term limits on "journalists".
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

114 Hey leave my friend Jimmy alone!
Posted by: Carl Wheezer at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (g0bpp)

115 108 I am sure am shocked this representative of those rock-ribbed conservatives - one they *hired,* mind you - is turning on them. Inexplicable. No one could see it coming.

And these people wonder why they're in the part of the Venn Diagram where "irrelevant" and "hated" overlap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

============

"What are you doing? Pod-boy is one of the good guys!"
-Bill Kristol

"You're all Jewish scum."
-MollyJongFast
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oh/Sd)

116 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

117 @MollyJongFast

Isn't this the hate-filled, brain lacking beast that attacked a cancer survivor?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (Z04f

118 time to stop responding to the rewording of the left. You can see Russia from Alaska, just not Palin's house. yet, how many "idiots/lefties" say she said that.
time for ridicule. esp as there are so many targets. dirt eating Beto, the idiot bartender, native American heritage thief senator.
Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (1XtI9)

119 Trainspotting sockoff
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

120 So I'm going to look at three rescue dogs tomorrow. One is a yellow lab/husky cross described as being born to play. The second is a pyrenees/heeler cross also described as super friendly, but afraid of cars. The third, if still available, is mostly border collie, describe as crazy intelligent.
Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (JgA4k)

121 Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?



Get rid of it. Toss it into Canada.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (5UfE7)

122 The day that PDT ends a tweet with "Sad cuck!" will likely result in permanent injury too many owing to complications from schadenboner eruption.
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (Kc8Wi)

123 116 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

============

I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (oh/Sd)

124 The only people I miss on Twatface are the Morons I saw over there, and Iowahawk and James Woods
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (flINI)

125 "Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again."
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

I'm going through that, presently. My email is in my nic, if you want to chat, Brother.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (Ckg4U)

126
Pod-Whore-itz should've said he said "drop a Neutron Dance" on NYU.

So easy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

127 Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?







Get rid of it. Toss it into Canada.

Posted by: rickb223
Yeah!
Posted by: The Finians at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (25Dt7)

128 120>>Take all 3 dogs and fight the biggest one for leadership of the pack.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (xfb67)

129 Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (JgA4k)
+++++++++++
Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

130
We need a Sad Cuck Trombone piece of music with these poats.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (0NFLi)

131 102 80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

[Wipes away drool] Absolutely!
Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

Ha, got em there, stay away *hack* from the *hack hack* stay away from *cough cough cough hack spit up green schmutz* the hard stuff, like mom and dad and *hack* uncle Keith. *spits*
Posted by: Cigarettes, the original gateway drug at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (gL92H)

132 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the
Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back
thanking President Trump.

Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)



============



I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM

---

Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

133 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

You too.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

******

Awwww....allergies suddenly kicking in.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (Ih4ii)

134 Pod-Whore-itz should've said he said "drop a Neutron Dance" on NYU.

So easy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

I can't believe you fell for the banana in the tailpipe.....
Posted by: Axle Foley at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

135 I sympathize with the sentiment, though. Evil place that brews up constant misery and lies.

Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

We must close the gun show neutron bomb gap!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (39g3+)

136 129 Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

137 132 Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

=============

That's gonna be a pledge in the Democratic primaries, isn't it?

"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)

138 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

139
96 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

dunno nothin' 'bout no yiddish, but a kinda slavicish breakdown:

pod: near, under
hor: i'll let you imagine
etz: dude (c.f. amerikanets, etc.)

to be fair, if you assume it's a transliteration stemming from Ukrainian (where 'g' morphed to 'h'; in the recent unpleasantness, you can tell from which side a report stems by whether it talks about "Lugansk" or "Luhansk"), -hor- would refer to mountains.

so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

140
AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.

Alaskan or Siberian?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)

141 AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

------

Malamutes talk a whole lot... good for a filibuster.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

142 A friedn fo mine was recently slandered by the Columbia Journalism Review in a hit[iece that was outrageously biased, and violated every supposed rule of real journalism.

One would expect this of a partisan blog or some random tabloid, yet this was the Columbia Journalism Review, which is supposedly the very watchdog guarding the sanctity of true old-school journalistic integrity.

If the Columbia Journalism Review has fallen prey to leftist groupthink and Stalinist tactics, then there is no one left at the gate to uphold journalism any more. Done. It's finished.
Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (5tb4C)

143 137
"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)


More like "will you pledge to nuke Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (zBaqJ)

144 My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again.

My mom is getting to the age where she can still drive, but isn't as safe as she once was. Soon she won't be able to do it any longer. Its a horrible time, the loss of independence. But she's aware of it, at least, and is driving only whens he absolutely has to and if someone else is around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)

145 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)
+++++++++
But how can people lead ersatz lives of relevance without it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

146
That's gonna be a pledge in the Democratic primaries, isn't it?

"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)


They'll just remove it completely.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (IXZGh)

147 i'm just burning...doing the neutron dance
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (0O7c5)

148 Just the punchline: The crocodile lied.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

149 Ace go back on Twitter. You won't, pansy.

Hard mode: get banned today.
Nightmare mode: before sundown.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gL92H)

150 so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

------

I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

151 139
so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)


"Stick them with the bill."

- - Fletch
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (zBaqJ)

152 Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

*******

But only after some Americans are killed and the democrat struts about for a bit claiming we don't negotiate with terrorists. And then does an apology and bowing your. And then discovers a crack in the build's foundation necessitating the move.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Ih4ii)

153 104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)

Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (7HtZB)

154 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)


Like Syria can do anything about that right now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

155 150 so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

------

I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)


Wait, he ain't no "Galitizianer!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

156 149 Ace go back on Twitter. You won't, pansy.

Hard mode: get banned today.
Nightmare mode: before sundown.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gL92H)

=============

That'd be like nightmare mode after entering IDDQD.

"Men are men, and women are women."

Done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (oh/Sd)

157 everyday twitter emails me to tell me to look and see what my twitter friends have said.....somedays i email twitter back telling them i can't because they have locked my account.......it's like they are taunting me......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (0O7c5)

158 I wish most days a neutron bomb would destroy Podhoretz

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)
...........

Not slow and painful enough
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

159 104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)


J.V. Last's ears perked up?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

160 Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

+++++++++++

Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

+++++

Yeah. Pick a Cocker Spaniel.


Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (5UfE7)

161 138 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

You spelled "Washington DC" wrong.
Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (xqdqQ)

162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

163 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

===========

"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

164 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

165 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

------

I've done it several times. Just dunk on libs/cucks enough and it'll happen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

166 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

Thank The Lord Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States of America.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (IXZGh)

167 >>>162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

tell a tranny laid off from Buzzfeed, "Learn to code, dude"
Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (PbpT7)

168 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

He whose wife is roundly rogered by other men.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (4AeKb)

169 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

Quote the koran re: homosexuals
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

170 Top 20
Posted by: Barak Obama at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING "TOP", BUT IN REALITY YOU'RE A BOTTOM.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (0vY1N)

171 My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again.

My mom is getting to the age where she can still drive, but isn't as safe as she once was. Soon she won't be able to do it any longer. Its a horrible time, the loss of independence. But she's aware of it, at least, and is driving only whens he absolutely has to and if someone else is around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)


We made my dad stop driving a few years ago because he was unsafe and he finally agreed after he ran over a curb and hit a building one day.

He's gotten much better over the last year or so and wanted to start driving. I pitched a fit but he agreed that he would take driving lessons first so I agreed. I mean, either the instructor would say no don't drive or he would say Dad was good to drive so what was the harm.

The driving lessons went well so Dad started driving two weeks ago. He was so happy.

Yesterday he hit a truck while pulling out of a parking spot. He's fine but there's a good size dent in the car. I was going to say okay no more driving for you but Mommy said he already agreed to that and he sounded so sad when he told me about it I didn't have the heart to say anything.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

172 164 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

==========

Sorry, but I can't get too excited about EO's.

I know it's not his job to get legislation through, but EO's rub me the wrong way in general and are too easily overturned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (oh/Sd)

173
"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)


That's what I said, but no one listens to me.
Posted by: Zuul at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

174 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

175 N. Lurker, we have a Pyrenees mix - fantastic breed. If we ever get another dog, we would definitely want another one!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (uDcBt)

176 168 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

He whose wife is roundly rogered by other men.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (4AeKb)

Wait, that's what the genealogist said my name meant!
Posted by: Captain Billy Kristol at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

177 I used to like when Twatface send me messages explaining why I was put in timeout with the offending Tweet attached. "When you delete the Tweet we will let you back on"... I was stupid enough a couple of times to do just that. It's like everyone over there are 13 year old girls on their first period.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (flINI)

178 fake flapper quits Twitter every few minutes.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (n13/j)

179 163 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

Nah. Brucelyn's not enough of a Lefty Icon.

Try "There is no Brianna Wu. There is just John Walker Flynt. #MiloWasRight"
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

180 J.V. Last's ears perked up?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

How effing vapid is someone who decided their professional commentator pen name is "Junior Varsity" "Last". I don't care if it's his real name, make something else up.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gL92H)

181 163 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

===========

"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

"I just don't think it's right that @jack transitioned from a male to female"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

182
Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM

Under the heading of 'Why Not, It's Cheap and Readily Available' I recently read of some research that topical creams can drastically reduce some inflammation markers. The skin is the largest body organ. All the current research is leaning toward inflammation as main Alzheimers cause.

It couldn't hurt to run your own study. Body creams are cheap.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (jYje5)

183 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

------

Those are all parts of the same thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

184 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

+++++

Just jump into a Chuck Todd thread and call him "Chuck Tard". Instant ban.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (flINI)

185 Is Podhoretz really a "journalist?" I mean, does he go out and actually investigate stuff? For as long I've been aware of him, he's an opinion columnist, a pundit.
Come to think of it, most "journalists" ARE opinion columnists and pundits, so I guess in that case, Podhoretz IS a journalist.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (NFEMn)

186 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

You forgot "The MSM"
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

187 Is it just me, or do we collectively think that the one thing that gets you banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (oh/Sd)

188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

189 No neutron?

Damn, I had me a song and dance and everything.

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (8ikIW)

we beat you to it...
Posted by: Pointer Sisters at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (8D42x)

190 My father in law kept his car keys till he was 88 (he's 94 now) He hated giving them up, but his children got together and made him go out with him to look at his car. Nice car, and the front and sides looked like new. The rear end looked like it had been worked over with a sledgehammer, because his neck had gotten stiff, and his eyesight wasn't so good, and when he had to back out of anything, he'd just put it in reverse until her felt a "bump" and then go on. He had no clue what he was running into, and he'd gotten to where he didn't really care.

His kids told him "Dad, you can't go on the road and play bumper cars every day."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (k1TUh)

191 162
I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.



It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

+++
It is not, "Trump is like a cancer in this country and must be removed."- Rob Reiner. I don't know if he twitted it or not, but he said it. But that's okay.Nor can you wear an Obama mask and be a rodeo clown. Your career and life will be ruined.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (aWjrD)

192 174 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

[X] Harvard
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

193 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)



The consternation that causes for professional politicians, think tank persons, lobbyists, and other assorted hostes humani generis - how are they going to keep their phony-baloney jobs if problems get solved?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

194 Only? The NYU Journalism School?

The cuckholdery of low expectations.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (LaORH)

195 Lynx
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (LtG+N)

196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

197 Ah, looks like a werewolf, I meant to say.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (xfb67)

198 174 I would have to go with Twitter at this point. It is so close, there should be brackets like the NCAA.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (n13/j)

199 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

"Barack Obama was a shit president"
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)

200 188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

Cats that change into wolves? Lycatthropy?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

201 Time to balance my Wikicheckbook from the Wikibank. Or was it "Wookie"?
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (RuIsu)

202 150 I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.

interesting. wikipidia says the ukrainian name for the place is "pidhirce", which pretty much reads straight up as "under/against the mountains" ("hir" being genitive plural for "hor", the ukrainian word for "mountain"). "podhoretz" probably literally means "dude from podhorce".
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (sGtp+)

203 When it come to the left: never haul your flag down. Never apologize.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)

204 I heard on the radio yesterday morning that in re the George Conway/President Trump Twitter feud, Podhoretz actually tweeted out that Kellyanne should immediately resign her position with this administration to prove she's a loyal wife standing by her man.

Never mind that her husband has been lobbying grenades at the president for months, if not years, and the president finally struck back, for once.
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (aXucN)

205 >>Sorry, but I can't get too excited about EO's.

>>I know it's not his job to get legislation through, but EO's rub me the wrong way in general and are too easily overturned.

Unfortunately, he's not the dictator he is made out to be. But as the Chief Executive he does control a huge pool of money that goes to colleges.

Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

206 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.



The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

====
Yes but which obscure federal judge will strike free speech down. This is a nice political as well as the right move.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (pw+jk)

207 "Michelle Obama is incredibly ugly."
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LL1Be)

208 175 N. Lurker, we have a Pyrenees mix - fantastic breed. If we ever get another dog, we would definitely want another one!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (uDcBt)

According to the profile the pyrenees mix needs the most training. She apparently the most to learn but is natural friendly. She had a bad experience with a vehicle so she is afraid of getting into a vehicle.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (JgA4k)

209 Manx.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LtG+N)

210 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)


That's what I said, but no one listens to me.
Posted by: Zuul at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
---
I know what you mean. People kept deadnaming me "John McCain"
Posted by: Tumor at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (vDqXW)

211 When it come to the left: never haul your flag down. Never apologize.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)
++++++++++
Add Podhoretz to the list of people who probably saw but didn't grok something important from their fellow media members. For him, it's Tucker Carlson's stance on this.

But I guess Tucker doesn't live his live via Twitter proxy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (I2dne)

212 186 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

You forgot "The MSM"
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

They're all just metastases of the same cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

213
Cats that change into wolves? Lycatthropy?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

Do they run around demanding reassignment surgery at the expense of the American Taxpayer?
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (IXZGh)

214 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

I'll believe it when I see it. He said he'd do that about sanctuary cities, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)

215 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

------
Twitter.

We've had Washington for over 200 years
We've had Hollywood for about 100 years.

Twitter has been a force for, what 9, 10 years?
Social media will be the ruin of The Republic.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

216 205 Unfortunately, he's not the dictator he is made out to be. But as the Chief Executive he does control a huge pool of money that goes to colleges.

Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

============

Fingers crossed that good does come of it, but I just imagine President Biden, in 2021, reversing this so far as to make it compulsory for universities to discriminate against the less than woke.

Trump's action is a positive step, but I just can't get excited about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (oh/Sd)

217 196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

"I really think that people who are thinking of transitioning should stop that and instead learn to code"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

218 Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gL92H)
----------

kari, where you been? Did you get married?
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (aXucN)

219 >>113 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists.
.........
Term limits on "journalists".
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

"working" = "going to the pub"
Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (qEujL)

220 Is it just me, or do we collectively think that the one thing that gets you banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

LGBTQWERTYUIOP signalling is the current coastal marxist weapon of choice. But islamic money is behind the Obama/media cabal.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (gL92H)

221 217 196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

"I really think that people who are thinking of transitioning should stop that and instead learn to code"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

"LEARN TO GENETIC CODE".
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

222 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (Ofz3/)

442 I've always hated the "wrapped up like a douche" song.


"Revved up like a deuce" meant a 1932 ...something. A car they made hotrods out of.

Then some Hunnish freak changed it to wrapped up because of the Hunnish respect for subtlety.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

443
Hickenlooper is a very stupid man. Now that hes gone and CO has moved on I wish he was back. Sad what my state has become.







Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)


You are not kidding. You have so many conservative areas even a city or two like Colorado Springs. Yet it is not enough, the left took over for good. God help us if it happens to Texas. And all I know about Hickenlooper is that he is a gun grabber.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (n13/j)

444 Two conniptions and get a free fitting. I can still hook you up with the tiara, though.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)
---------

That's it! I'll take the conniptions, but I don't need the fitting because I just need general all-purpose ones. You know, to have on hand in case I see a mouse, or a snake, that kind of thing.

And the tiara too, of course. One can never have enough of those.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (aXucN)

445 436 >Yes. It has. I have... difficulty with good and
happy things. It's a challenging adjustment, but one worth making.
Hopefully I can figure it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)


This is about me missing you, isn't it?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)

And your homeworld, Usul.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

446 My titty polices are very expansive.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (xfb67)

447 432: thanks for reminding me of that. may you shit cactus needles into eternity for that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (KP5rU)

448 Ouch. lol

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (uGHnY)

449 Oh no! I did it again!

...off to the barrel ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (Ofz3/)

450 insomniac, trust that you deserve happiness, and so does nurse.

quit fighting your old habits.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (r/xAU)

451 Damn Jay.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)

452 *standing ovation*

Encore!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (LL1Be)

453 Mikey, maybe even just a picture of one?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (r/xAU)


Imagine what Princess Penelope, the Pretty Pink Pegasus Pony would wear. Now imagine that on your head. But not as cheesy.

That's what I can work up for you.*

*cash Only. Don't wear it to the Tower of London or Buckingham Palace because reasons and extradition treaties.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

454 Jay, honey, we need to have a little talk . . .

Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (aXucN)

455 The Trump-Conway Twitter war is only make believe.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (NFEMn)


You guys are getting slow.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (NFEMn)

456 "Wrapped Up Like A Douche" would be the perfect inscription on Bruce Springsteen's headstone.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (NLLmE)

457 see ya, jay.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (KP5rU)

458 I know Job was said to be righteous, but i'm not buying it.

Neither did his friends. But God said it. Not righteous as in "holy and perfect" but "a man who loved God and tried to do right, recognizing his sin and repenting."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)

459 That's NOT what I wrote.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)
........

Hard t tell when you're braying like a sick mule.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

460 Whoa! Jay!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (5UfE7)

461 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Come fly with me.....

Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Z04f8)

462 Off Bruuuuuuuce!!!!! sock

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (NFEMn)

463 Posted by: Deplorable


bad boy.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (r/xAU)

464 Whoever put "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" in my head, damn you to hell.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


Joy to the World!

The Lord is come. Let Earth receive her King!!!!



true fact:
Joy to the World was written for Easter, not Christmas.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (LPnfS)

465 Was that the content and all the posts?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (xfb67)

466 Does Jay have the Patent on that?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (sjdRT)

467
"Oh, Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey" will get stuck in my brain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (f1Vqw)

I rode my bicycle past your window last night

I roller skated to your door at daylight

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (TAmPV)

468 turns over couch cushions scrapes up a buck 50. hands it to Mike.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (r/xAU)

469 That's NOT what I wrote.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)
........

Hard t tell when you're braying like a sick mule.
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)


Bruce clearly says "Duece" on the original 1973 recording
Whoever was singing for Manfred Mann's Earth Band says "douche."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (NFEMn)

470 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Come fly with me.....
Posted by: The Barrel


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (5UfE7)

471 That was truly Deplorable. Jay.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (NLLmE)

472 Great synopsis.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

473 true fact:

Joy to the World was written for Easter, not Christmas.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (LPnfS)

That makes sense. Easter is supposed to be the biggie for obvious reasons. I am not saying it is not, but Christmas is pretty huge.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (n13/j)

474 Joy to the World was written for Easter, not Christmas.

Its a song you can sing all year around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)

475 and i hate everything about you!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (KP5rU)

476 Does Jay have the Patent on that?

'Total Recap'

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (LL1Be)

477
Jay.... didnt you do that once before???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

478 Oh, wow, Jay! Womp, womp!
- - -

>>Then, Now, Forever :
Muslims ALWAYS Come First.


I'm surprised Hickenlooper didn't throw on a hijab and start his statements with a muslim prayer like the PM of NZ just did.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (W+vEI)

479 >> Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You shore got a purty mouf, boy.

Now, squeal like a pig fer me.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (f1Vqw)

480 Christopher, well I imagine who was also around at the time influenced that position.

how unrighteous everyone else was.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (r/xAU)

481 Tempted by the fruit of another,
Tempted but the fruit was discolored.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)

482 283 Muhammed is a child molesting camel fucker.

that might get a permanent ban.

Posted by: nurse ratched
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The good nurse make me chuckle out loud during a conference call.. very nice.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (8SR1L)

483 Everybody Wants to Rule the World is an earworm, one of the best songs of the '80's.

Reminds me of the old Dennis Miller Show on HBO.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (NFEMn)

484 Whoever was singing for Manfred Mann's Earth Band says "douche."

Well he slurs the words Deuce and You Know into one word "Doucheyooknow"

Still, the Manfred Mann cover sucks slightly less than Springsteen's original. Seriously one of his worst songs and somehow a hit for both :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

485 >
476
Does Jay have the Patent on that?

'Total Recap'


Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (LL1Be)


The thing that puts "Total Recap" over the top is the way he italicizes everything.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (sjdRT)

486
Al Bundy confronts the fact that life is going to be all downhill for him, forever. Something that all men have to confront at some point in their lives. Most men get a few more 'good years' then Al though.

He's a sympathetic character to me.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (jYje5)

487 Jay.... didnt you do that once before???
Posted by: fixerupper


He must be on a phone or a tablet.
Easier to do on a phone/touchscreen.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (5UfE7)

488 Wow, now I can say that I remember the big comment copypasta of '19.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

489 nood kellyanne

Posted by: Pointer Sisters at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (8D42x)

490
290 278 True.

But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?

============

With flourish and a flair pen?


fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (sGtp+)

491 Whoever was singing for Manfred Mann's Earth Band says "douche."

Well he slurs the words Deuce and You Know into one word "Doucheyooknow"

Still, the Manfred Mann cover sucks slightly less than Springsteen's original. Seriously one of his worst songs and somehow a hit for both :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

Bruce sings "....wrapped up like a deuce/another runner in the night...."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (NFEMn)

492 Yeah. Pick a Cocker Spaniel.


Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (5UfE7)

That would have Donkey-Chompers beat on the "cute" scale too. As indeed, would a pot-bellied pig.

Posted by: mohammed at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (nPGq2)

493 turns album over and plays , 'Im too sexy for my'

for joncelli

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (r/xAU)

494
"Mickey", a one-hit wonder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqLwHP4y6Q

Weird Al Yankovic did a Lucy and Ricky Parody, "Hey Ricky" that was hilarious, better than the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlLQLFq_H4

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (f1Vqw)

495 473 true fact:

Joy to the World was written for Easter, not Christmas.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (LPnfS)

That makes sense. Easter is supposed to be the biggie for obvious reasons. I am not saying it is not, but Christmas is pretty huge.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (n13/j)

I heard it was about the Second Coming

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (7HtZB)

496 stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:41 PM (LL1Be)

497 Yes. It has. I have... difficulty with good and happy things. It's a challenging adjustment, but one worth making. Hopefully I can figure it out.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)
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It took me a while, but I fought back up the thread and found this.

You will figure this out. Change is always hard, even change for the better, but as Fulton Sheen used to say, life is worth living. And it is, and happiness is a good part of life.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2019 03:41 PM (aXucN)

498 I get that Bundy was a creative character and the show was innovative. I also get that the Simpsons was good a long time ago. But there is no doubt there was a decision in Hollywood to take the father as head of the household down a few notches. It probably started with All in the Family but there were likely others.

I liked the Brady Bunch. At the end of the show the father usually gave a lecture explaining where everyone went wrong and how they could be better.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (n13/j)

499 listen to the barrel

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (r/xAU)

500 The thing that puts "Total Recap" over the top is the way he italicizes everything.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (sjdRT)
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Right? I was thinking the same thing. Did he actually take the trouble to put a "start italics" at the beginning and a "stop italics" at the end? I guess we'll have to yell down at him in the Barrel to find out.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (aXucN)

501 Still, the Manfred Mann cover sucks slightly less than Springsteen's original. Seriously one of his worst songs and somehow a hit for both :/

Springsteen's lyrics have always been cringeworthy absurdities. Some of the music far better than that, but not necessarily because of him.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (8erNz)

502 Jay.... didn't you do that once before???

I did it once long, long ago trying to mark something to copy and paste. Didn't see how it had marked everything in the entire comment thread up to that point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (39g3+)

503 listen to the barrel
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (r/xAU)
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Thank you, willow. I am terrible about taking off my socks, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (aXucN)

504 Nah. Brucelyn's not enough of a Lefty Icon.

Try "There is no Brianna Wu. There is just John Walker Flynt. #MiloWasRight"
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

Except you can find Brucie's drag pics on the covers of magazines at the checkout counter. Not so, the Wu-thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 03:46 PM (nPGq2)

505 Did Hickelnlooper just have his Dukakis moment?
Yikes!
------------------------
Sheesh.
I had my hopes set on a Hickenlooper/Buttigieg ticket.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (Rxduq)

506 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 03:55 PM (Dh1wo)

507 "Revved up like a deuce" meant a 1932 ...something. A car they made hotrods out of.

Then some Hunnish freak changed it to wrapped up because of the Hunnish respect for subtlety.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

A "deuce" is a '32 Ford. Period. No other make counts. Not in the hot rodding universe. You can make a hotrod out of a '32 Chevy, and it will be a cool hotrod, too. But not a Deuce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 04:16 PM (nPGq2)

508 I love to hear from super beta cucks who will never have problems with their prostates for the very simple reason that they do not have a prostate. I think the only "neutron bomb" John is likely to drop is in a non gendered bathroom. And BTW, I really think the solution to gendered bathrooms is to change them from male and female to squat and stand.

Posted by: Punchinello at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (zOrpp)

MoveOn.org Demands Democrats Boycott AIPAC Not Because of Its "Islamophobia" (aka, Rejection of Antisemitism); Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren Will Dutifully Boycott

Here's the crew that Bill Kristol is shilling for now.

MoveOn asks 2020 Dems to boycott AIPAC conference

The mostly symbolic move deepens a progressive rift on Israel.

By BEN SCHRECKINGER and MARC CAPUTO 03/20/2019 01:54 PM EDT

The liberal group MoveOn is calling on Democratic presidential candidates to skip this yearís AIPAC policy conference, citing the pro-Israel groupís links to the right-wing government of Benjamin Netanyahu and charging that AIPAC has flirted with Islamophobia.

The move underscores a growing willingness on the left to criticize Israel and its staunchest Washington supporters, particularly since freshman Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) bashed supporters of Israel in terms widely condemned as anti-Semitic.

And just like that:



And, according to Linda Sarsour, Warren is going to Boycott the Jews as well:



Oh by the way:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:25 PM




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1 Phantom thread?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 21, 2019 01:20 PM (0r1YL)

2 Top 43

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 01:25 PM (GBteo)

3 It's very Jewish in here. Democrats find that icky

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

4 I hope Linda Sarsour follows in Rachel Corrie's tracks.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 01:26 PM (yTPRI)

5 3 It's very Jewish in here. Democrats find that icky
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

You can practically smell the deli meat. And lack of bacon.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 01:26 PM (mX8Vr)

6 Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 21, 2019 01:20 PM (0r1YL)

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*Fist bump!* to the podium winner!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 01:26 PM (ffYR/)

7 but the Jooos will still vote democrat.


why?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (d7Ww2)

8 Democrats are also symbolically removing bagels and lox from the Congressional coffee break rooms.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (VpIIl)

9 Dems doubling down on stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (O2RFr)

10 I predict 60-35 (D-R) for the Jewish vote in 2020.

Which is down significantly from 80-20 in 2000, and even further down from 70-25 in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (oh/Sd)

11 citing the pro-Israel group's links to the right-wing government of Benjamin Netanyahu

--

We're really going to do this, aren't we?

God help us all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (nDOs4)

12 During WWII, the Nazis let Jehovah's Witnesses become barbers in the concentration camps, because they knew, being pacifists, they would never slit the Nazis' throats.

Democrat politicians enjoy this status now, believing the ultra leftists will never betray them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (bkUtD)

13 The sound of wedges being hammered into the cracks of the Democrats' coalition, that heavy, ringing sort of sound, it sounds like...victory.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (hLRSq)

14 I didn't even know dems went to that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:28 PM (xfb67)

15 Who's that girl floating in the life saver?

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 01:28 PM (qEujL)

16 >> Dems doubling down on stupid


Didn't they Boo God at one of their Conventions?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 01:28 PM (yTPRI)

17 AFLAC?

Posted by: A Duck at March 21, 2019 01:28 PM (0NgKd)

18 As always,

Islam Uber Alles.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 01:28 PM (UnA8+)

19 All this while Trump recognizes Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights. Heh.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 01:28 PM (7HtZB)

20 well fk them . hope they all end up in burkhas .

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 01:29 PM (r/xAU)

21 PLEASE embrace the craziness, DemonRats. Call for an all-out semi-automatic weapons ban too, FOR THE CHILDRENS!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

22 19 All this while Trump recognizes Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights. Heh.
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 01:28 PM (7HtZB)

===========

"Why does Trump, the antisemite, hate Arabs so much?"
-NY progressive Jew

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:29 PM (oh/Sd)

23 We won't be taking any of that dirty "Jew" money.

Nazi collaborators like Soros? May we have some more please?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

24 Small potatoes. According to the Bulwark*, Kurt Schlichter is the biggest threat facing this country.



*If hiring that ugly liberal troll Molly Jong-Fast were not bad enough, they also now employ that vile Twitter troll formerly known as Brandt. Too obvious there, Capt. Kristol. Ahoy!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2019 01:29 PM (OD2ni)

25 Didn't they Boo God at one of their Conventions?
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2019 01:28 PM (yTPRI)

---------------------------

2012, right in the middle of the Reign of Error, when it was safe to do so.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 01:29 PM (ffYR/)

26 They're gonna call their anti-Semitism "social justice," and that's the way it's going to be from now on.

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 01:29 PM (qEujL)

27 whores gonna trick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (Ot6OZ)

28 I predict 60-35 (D-R) for the Jewish vote in 2020.

Which is down significantly from 80-20 in 2000, and even further down from 70-25 in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (oh/Sd)


I predict a drop-off in enthusiasm for the Democrats if they keep up the pace on this, and that in itself is sufficient. After all it is the little drips drips drips drips that erode the staunchest stones and a continuous series of petty insults and snubs has the same effect on human affections.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (hLRSq)

29 I think Trump should go for the trifecta and declare the Temple Mount property of Israel.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (VpIIl)

30 Leftists always say Reagan could never be elected in today's GOP. The same holds true for Kennedy and the Democrats.

Jimmy Carter, though, would be elected king.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (bkUtD)

31 When a billion Muslims want you dead or pushed into the sea, preferably both, it's not a phobia.

Posted by: West at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (7Fa8Y)

32 I'm old enough to remember when "MoveOn" was just a group of hacks providing cover for President Clinton's shenanigans, not the virulent Lefty outfit it is now.

Good times.

Posted by: Ersatz at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (zuVZw)

33 Sometimes I wonder if the Democrats are just suicidal and idiotic. And just how bad and stupid the GOP is to keep losing to these chumps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (39g3+)

34 For people so worried about theoretical climate change you'd think they'd have more sense than to piss off the people who control the weather.

"more sense" - So there's a flaw in my argument.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (FhXTo)

35 The communist left is like a nutty wife pissed about something you did in her dream.

Posted by: Ayoyama Obsscenity Salon at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (TMK/1)

36 and this is why Tribe members should never ever trust a progressive.

they don't care who gets killed as long as it is anyone that gets in their way of power.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (r/xAU)

37
All this while Trump recognizes Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights.

----

Tell you what. The Golden Scalp Weasel makes a pretty pathetic Nazi if you ask me.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

38 It's not going to lead to Trump winning the Jewish vote.

But, think about this: Obama's hostility to Israel lost the Dems 9% of Jews in four short years, and those Jews did not return to the fold for Lady Thundershart.

I guarantee this full-on open anti-Jew stance the larger party is now taking will cost them even more votes.

My guess? And it is just a guess: Dems pull low-to-mid 60s, and fewer Jews overall will vote in the first place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (AzW6q)

39
Bad Joo-Joo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (zBaqJ)

40 *brings the bacon*

No offense to you crazy yids but I loves me some bacon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (Ot6OZ)

41 According to the Bulwark*, Kurt Schlichter is the biggest threat facing this country.

I'm not sure it's a great idea to print false things about a highly successful trial lawyer. But we may soon find out exactly how much Bill's leftist sugar daddy cares about him - he'll cut and run if Kurt comes anywhere near the money I suspect.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)

42 I'm Islamodisgusted.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (xfb67)

43 >>>Didn't they Boo God at one of their Conventions?



In 2016, Hillary demanded all Philly uniformed police be banned from the convention floor. Natch, our local FOP was on the fence about their endorsement of the hag.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (bkUtD)

44 I'm still voting Dem and giving them money. So what if I should like being a victim because it makes me feel closer to God?

Posted by: Schlomo Goldberg, Superjew at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (4Eo4+)

45 It begins.

Jewish Americans will lose their political power in the Democrat Party, and will shortly thereafter lose their media power.

Then what do they expect to keep?

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (JH+YW)

46 Impact on Democrat voter turnout: zero.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (l9m7l)

47 >>In 2016, Hillary demanded all Philly uniformed police be banned from the convention floor. Natch, our local FOP was on the fence about their endorsement of the hag.


Philadelphia!

Those assholes?

Posted by: Santa at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (yTPRI)

48 Because they CAIR.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (/H8v6)

49 40 *brings the bacon*

No offense to you crazy yids but I loves me some bacon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (Ot6OZ)


None taken... you goyisher momzer...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (zBaqJ)

50 Is it possible for someone who is sane to win the Democrat nomination?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (JgA4k)

51 Also willowed:

According to the AARP Trump only took 53% of the over-50 vote. That's not "leans conservative."

I suspect us geezers are conservative with our own stuff, but we lean (D) especially when we get to social security age.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (nDOs4)

52 >>>Jewish Americans will lose their political power in the Democrat Party, and will shortly thereafter lose their media power.



As a white Jew, Bernie won't get the nomination.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (bkUtD)

53 I wonder if you can use Google maps to see the wrecks of Syrian tanks along the Golan Heights?

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (7HtZB)

54 hey dem women, did you see sarsour and the womans movement and Who had to go? Likely women just.like.you . But your efforts were stolen and taken over while they slashed your tires as you left..

haha

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (r/xAU)

55 Please stay in bed with Linda Sarsour Please please please

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (nRWPy)

56 Is there one 'NOT' too many in the headline?

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (CE5C/)

57 Leftists always say Reagan could never be elected in today's GOP

He almost couldn't be elected in the 1980s GOP. They hated him but he was too popular to stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)

58 I think the real thing to wait for is what will the Democratic Platform be at the DNC?

We can have nutty candidates doing nutty things all day, but as long as the platform seems reasonable to Middle America, they'll be able to play off of that. Not that regular people care about platforms, but platforms dictate messaging from national to local races in many cases.

However, I do not believe that the platform will move towards the center. Those who go to conventions tend to be more active than normal people, and the active people on the left tend to be really into the crazy stuff these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (oh/Sd)

59 (Why Jews vote Dem)

as an unworthy member of the tribe, I will speculate that we are, in essence socialist in political philosophy. Plus guilt in our success. The stupid liberal white guilt plus the Jewish guilt = socialist tendencies. No empirical evidence is offered.

E.G. the State of Israel is just a concentration of European socialists who happened at the beginning to be Jews.

Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (ldXWf)

60 The sound of wedges being hammered into the cracks of the Democrats' coalition, that heavy, ringing sort of sound, it sounds like...victory.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (hLRSq)

It's a race to the bottom. The Democrats are now coming apart faster than the Republicans. If this keeps up, we might be the winner by default.

"De and fault, the two sweetest words in the English language!" - Homer Simpson.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (J+mig)

61
H-A-M, A-S-S, L-O-U-S-E,

Hamas Louse, Hamas Louse!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (zBaqJ)

62 Good. Let everyone see the Dems for who they are (and Cap'n Bill and the BulBois as well).

Boo Jews!
Boo G-d!
Yay Abortion!
Yay Illegals!
etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Gropey Joey Biden at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

63 50 Is it possible for someone who is sane to win the Democrat nomination?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (JgA4k)

If The Machine allows it, yes. The puny Democrat voters do not pick the candidate. The Machine does. Just ask Bernie.

That said, no. There are no sane Democrats left to run.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (Ot6OZ)

64 Trump won because everyone thought Hillary was an asshole and a con-artist. And after 8 years of Obama, they were tired of that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (xfb67)

65 53
I wonder if you can use Google maps to see the wrecks of Syrian tanks along the Golan Heights?

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (7HtZB)
Google is really slacking in their image updates. I don't think their heart is in maps anymore.

Posted by: Ayoyama Obsscenity Salon at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (TMK/1)

66 47 >>In 2016, Hillary demanded all Philly uniformed police be banned from the convention floor. Natch, our local FOP was on the fence about their endorsement of the hag.


Philadelphia!

Those assholes?
Posted by: Santa at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (yTPRI)

Pussy. Learn to fight back against Philly fans

Posted by: Tie Domi at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (7HtZB)

67 38 It's not going to lead to Trump winning the Jewish vote.

But, think about this: Obama's hostility to Israel lost the Dems 9% of Jews in four short years, and those Jews did not return to the fold for Lady Thundershart.

I guarantee this full-on open anti-Jew stance the larger party is now taking will cost them even more votes.

My guess? And it is just a guess: Dems pull low-to-mid 60s, and fewer Jews overall will vote in the first place.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:31 PM (AzW6q)

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10 I predict 60-35 (D-R) for the Jewish vote in 2020.

Which is down significantly from 80-20 in 2000, and even further down from 70-25 in 2016.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:27 PM (oh/Sd)

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I like the way you think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (oh/Sd)

68 50 Is it possible for someone who is sane to win the Democrat nomination?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (JgA4k)

Define "sane", honky.

Posted by: Kamala Toe Harris at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

69 "I'm not sure it's a great idea to print false things about a highly successful trial lawyer. But we may soon find out exactly how much Bill's leftist sugar daddy cares about him - he'll cut and run if Kurt comes anywhere near the money I suspect.
Posted by: Ian S."


Having that vile troll Brandt write the article for them might be seen as actual malice under NYT v. Sullivan.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

70 Oops. Sock removal failure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

71 I stand with my brothers and sisters in burkas in support of banning all semi automatic Jews. No one needs a semi automatic Jew to hunt bacon.

Posted by: PAC Behold my awesome sauce! at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (V+bdf)

72 >>Is there one 'NOT' too many in the headline?


Don't remove those nots!

Those are the only thing holding the shelves up.

Posted by: Santa at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (yTPRI)

73 Last election Jewish friends of mine who I never thought would vote for Trump, did. I was shocked. Their reason? The growing antisemitism of Democrats and general hostility to religion. But two of their kids are real die hard mouth breathers that will probably never vote Republican no matter what stance Democrats take.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (VpIIl)

74
As a white Jew, Bernie won't get the nomination.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (bkUtD)


Ralph "Kingfish" Northam: I can loan him some shoe polish

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (OLCnA)

75 You didn't build that.

I did.

Posted by: Jugears at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (ys1IH)

76 It's like watching a political party commit suicide in real time.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

77 >>>Pussy. Learn to fight back against Philly fans



Worst fans in the nation, if not the world. Believe me, I've lived it for 49 years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (bkUtD)

78 "Flirting with Islamophobia" .

What is that, exactly ? Howzit work ?

Showing too much ankle ?

"Hey, sailor, wanna see what's under the burka" ?


Then again, maybe better off not knowing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (wA4OO)

79 Leftists always say Reagan could never be elected in today's GOP

He almost couldn't be elected in the 1980s GOP. They hated him but he was too popular to stop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)

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They were able to force Pappy Bush on him though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (ffYR/)

80 20 years of trying to change the subject from Bill Clinton's crooked dick.

Posted by: x at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (nFwvY)

81 AOC!

Posted by: AOC Behold my awesome sauce! at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (V+bdf)

82 According to the AARP Trump only took 53% of the over-50 vote. That's not "leans conservative."

Its 53% leans although consider the source and what they used to give this data (exit polling, phone polls, etc). Not a very reliable source.

My guess is if you went 50-70 you'd find the numbers a lot heavier for Trump, but the "they're gonna take away my soshacurity!" crowd probably voted all Hillary all day long out of fear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (39g3+)

83 55 Please stay in bed with Linda Sarsour Please please please
Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (nRWPy)

*tosses double headed dildo into the bed*
*shrugs*

What's the worst that can happen?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (Ot6OZ)

84 What can you say about an org named 'Move On' that was founded for a scandal 20+ years ago?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

85 He almost couldn't be elected in the 1980s GOP. They hated him but he was too popular to stop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)

Was Reagan the first Trump, or is Trump the second Reagan?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (J+mig)

86 >>>Ralph "Kingfish" Northam: I can loan him some shoe polish



Clammy Davis, Jr.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (bkUtD)

87 6 Million Jews in America, 7 million Mohammedans.

The Democrats are abandoning the Jews just like they abandoned blacks in favor of Hispanics.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (O7MnT)

88
but the Jooos will still vote democrat.

why?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Because a Republican kept them out of the country club in 1949.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (aKsyK)

89 I don't know what my opponents have against juice, but I like it. Washes down the paste really well.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (iys0/)

90 My guess is Biden will go. Not because I know any of the dynamics but it seems like something he would do. I don't like putting people into segments. But if the R's don't gain with Jewish people, Hispanics, and Blacks, they will have strategized poorly.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (n13/j)

91 I like the way you think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (oh/Sd)

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Huh. Same wavelength. I should just leave the heavy lifting to you

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (AzW6q)

92 55 Please stay in bed with Linda Sarsour Please please please

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (nRWPy)


CAIR seems to own the Demoncrat Party thoroughly.

I bet they own a lot of the GOPe, too.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (UnA8+)

93 50 Is it possible for someone who is sane to win the Democrat nomination?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (JgA4k)


That's just it. I don't think they are crazy. I think they are dangerously sane.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (zBaqJ)

94 New: @KamalaHarris is not going to @AIPAC, an aide confirms

Did we even invite you?

Posted by: AIPAC at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (98WNR)

95 I think it would make a big impact if, instead of boycotting the Conference entirely, The Dhimmi-excuse me. Demi candidates, stood at the doors and handed out armbands with yellow stars which said "Israel bad" underneath them

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (AllCR)

96 Fucking cunts.
Ooh la la, pardon my French please.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (ufFY8)

97 Was Reagan the first Trump, or is Trump the second Reagan?

Old guys with show business histories seem to make the best Republican presidents.

Can we get James Woods to run in 2024?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (O7MnT)

98 91 I like the way you think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (oh/Sd)

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Huh. Same wavelength. I should just leave the heavy lifting to you
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (AzW6q)

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I just fake it good sometimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)

99 I'd respect MoveOn more if their organization name was "BetterPutSomeIceOnThat.Org"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (oZ6kz)

100 and this is why Tribe members should never ever trust a progressive.

they don't care who gets killed as long as it is anyone that gets in their way of power.
Posted by: willow



They are not of my Tribe.

Posted by: Sen. Princess Running Joke at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (Z04f8)

101 Call me when they start donating to conservatives.

Until then, they're just sitting at home waiting for their boxcar ride pretending the missing neighbors just went on vacation

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (TN1P5)

102 I hope Warren and Kamala like shitty weather.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (f5Ewc)

103 68 50 Is it possible for someone who is sane to win the Democrat nomination?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (JgA4k)

Define "sane", honky.
Posted by: Kamala Toe Harris at March 21, 2019 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

Not wanting to ban airplanes and cow farts

Not tricking one's wife into eating baby shit

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

104 The Democrats: We'll make your lives better... unless you're "one of them."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (bkUtD)

105 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (IXZGh)

106 Sock change. Go ahead autocucumbrr, screw this up, too.

Posted by: tbodie at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (V+bdf)

107 101 Call me when they start donating to conservatives.

Until then, they're just sitting at home waiting for their boxcar ride pretending the missing neighbors just went on vacation
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (TN1P5)

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That would be a bit of a coup, but them simply not donating as much this cycle as last cycle (and last cycle, not as much as the cycle before), does affect things like turnout in closer races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (oh/Sd)

108 If the Democrats are suicidal and run an anti-Israel candidate, they will struggle to get money and win. Hillary was very correctly perceived as hostile to Israel, faith, and Jews and it showed in their reaction. Plus, remarkably unlikable and unpleasant. How much that cost them the Jewish vote is anybody's guess (and pollsters guess down about 10% from previous elections) but it clearly cost them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:38 PM (39g3+)

109 But if the R's don't gain with Jewish people, Hispanics, and Blacks, they will have strategized poorly.

We're trying to do it in a way that doesn't help Trump. We think apology and pander is our best hope.

Posted by: GOPe at March 21, 2019 01:38 PM (98WNR)

110 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 01:38 PM (C1NyB)

111 88
but the Jooos will still vote democrat.

why?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Because a Republican kept them out of the country club in 1949.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (aKsyK)


In all seriousness, America was less than accepting of Jews until well after World War 2. In fact, discrimination was legal and pervasive everywhere.

It does not excuse current political behavior. But it does put it into historical context as to why.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

112 >>>In all seriousness, America was less than accepting of Jews until well after World War 2. In fact, discrimination was legal and pervasive everywhere.



Correct. FDR was not a fan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (bkUtD)

113 New: @KamalaHarris is not going to @AIPAC, an aide confirms

Did we even invite you?
Posted by: AIPAC


The recognition of the Temple mount and Golan Heights should be announced during this conference.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (Z04f8)

114 I just fake it good sometimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)
++++++
Me, too.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (I2dne)

115 Will Ilhan Omar try to crash the event?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (+gElT)

116 "but the Jooos will still vote democrat.

why?
Posted by: nurse ratched"


High concentration in cities in the Northeast where Dems dominate. Much like Catholics until recently.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (OD2ni)

117 111 In all seriousness, America was less than accepting of Jews until well after World War 2. In fact, discrimination was legal and pervasive everywhere.

It does not excuse current political behavior. But it does put it into historical context as to why.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

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Grant was actually heavily criticized by his superiors in the Civil War based on some rather explicitly antisemetic actions he took in the Western Theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (oh/Sd)

118 "It's a race to the bottom. The Democrats are now coming apart faster than the Republicans. If this keeps up, we might be the winner by default."


I think the Republicans had that moment in 2016 and it is now just moving out and waiting out the last of the NeverTrumpers. If Trump gets most of his agenda enacted, and gets a second term, then I think he will have led a realignment in the GOP that was overdue.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (hLRSq)

119 are jews really going to sell them the votes they'll hang them with?

Posted by: x at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (nFwvY)

120 AOC!

Posted by: AOC Behold my awesome sauce! at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM


Matt Damon!!!11!

Posted by: Matt Damon at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (p+Wdc)

121 The Jewish vote is probably pretty small, really. Maybe the Dems think they can do without it?

Except that I think there is a very real sense of people identifying with Jews, or admiring them. Even if it's on the level of how on St. Paddy's Day everyone pretends to be Irish. Sure, there's the People of God part but also just admiration for perseverance and success, and also family. The power of silly jokes about Jewish mothers should not be discounted.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (BD/yx)

122 Who's the most manly in this photo, and who's pretending to be Strictly Mishly?

https://tinyurl.com/y29oxu4c

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (ptqGC)

123 6 Million Jews in America, 7 million Mohammedans.

This will be more accurate with the census but at present the estimates are 5.3 million Jews and 3.3 million Muslims. Of course, the Muslims are religious (and so flexible -- not everyone who was Muslim stays that way and not everyone who claims it is actually), so who knows what the real number is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (39g3+)

124 Look at the top ten donors to the DNC and Democrats. About 8 of them are Jewish. If the media had any stones they would be asking those people if they agree with all this anti-Jewish crap they're peddling.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (VpIIl)

125 115 Will Ilhan Omar try to crash the event?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (+gElT)

Can't figure out the bomb belt without her brother's help.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

126 I don't think Dems will be too worried about losing the Jewish vote - take into account how small we are as a percentage of the population, then remember the biggest Jewish populations are in NYC, LA, Chicago and Boston, states the Dems aren't going to lose no matter how many Jews break ranks. The only cities where the Jewish vote might turn the state are places like Philly, Atlanta, Miami and Cleveland.

The big things is Jewish donors. If they start to abandon the Dem party, now we're talking a five alarm fire.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (oZ6kz)

127 Is it really "islhamophobia" when their book of guidance from the 7th century says you should be wiped from existence?

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (IXZGh)

128
if the R's don't gain with Jewish people, Hispanics, and Blacks, they will have strategized poorly.

I'm guessing that democrats are hot on changing to voting age to 16 because R's are gaining with African Americans and Huspanics.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (TAmPV)

129 He almost couldn't be elected in the 1980s GOP. They hated him but he was too popular to stop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)

Was Reagan the first Trump, or is Trump the second Reagan?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM (J+mig)

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I don't think the two are comparable, especially as it is only two years into Trump's (hopefully) 8 years. Great but different men at different times in our political history.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 01:41 PM (ffYR/)

130
I suspect us geezers are conservative with our own stuff, but we lean (D) especially when we get to social security age.
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the dirty hippies are getting social suck now.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 01:41 PM (VUGUq)

131 122 Who's the most manly in this photo, and who's pretending to be Strictly Mishly?

https://tinyurl.com/y29oxu4c
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (ptqGC)

Who's the guy on the right?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

132 Not tricking one's wife into eating baby shit

Posted by: josephistan


Wait.

did this nearly happen, or did it actually happen?

If it's the latter, how is he still alive?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:41 PM (Z04f8)

133 124 Look at the top ten donors to the DNC and Democrats. About 8 of them are Jewish. If the media had any stones they would be asking those people if they agree with all this anti-Jewish crap they're peddling.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (VpIIl)


I can already hear them trying to justify it... "Feh... It's not _REALLY_ Anti-Jewish, it's just Pro-Islam!"

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 01:41 PM (UnA8+)

134 123 6 Million Jews in America, 7 million Mohammedans.

This will be more accurate with the census but at present the estimates are 5.3 million Jews and 3.3 million Muslims. Of course, the Muslims are religious (and so flexible -- not everyone who was Muslim stays that way and not everyone who claims it is actually), so who knows what the real number is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (39g3+)



The future of the Democrat party - if demographic trends are allowed to continue - is it becoming essentially the American version of Hezbollah as a political party. And then watch as the homos and trannies get lynched.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:42 PM (zBaqJ)

135 6 Million Jews in America, 7 million Mohammedans.

--

And only 700K or so earning minimum wage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 21, 2019 01:42 PM (nDOs4)

136 Simple pandering by two candidates who's polling is in the low single digits grasping for any kind of traction.

It's a sign of desperation. Warren won't make it to the first primary, Harris will be done shortly after Super Tuesday.

Posted by: WisRich at March 21, 2019 01:42 PM (G0vdT)

137
Worst fans in the nation, if not the world. Believe me, I've lived it for 49 years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM


I remember approaching the entrance at an Eagles game and every possible square inch of horizontal surface was covered with empty beer and whiskey bottles. Every trash can overflowing with the same.

The fans were drunk but pleasant. A couple of them apologized to me for shouting obscenities in front of my kids. I just laughed. I expected nothing less from people that bombed out.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 01:42 PM (jYje5)

138 In all seriousness, America was less than accepting of Jews until well after World War 2. In fact, discrimination was legal and pervasive everywhere.

It does not excuse current political behavior. But it does put it into historical context as to why.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

It used to be universities discriminated against jews and asians. Nowadays, they discriminate against jews, asians, and whites.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (dy5uS)

139 I'm not going to lie, curtailing the advance and conquest of Islam is probably my personal biggest issue.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

140 125 115 Will Ilhan Omar try to crash the event?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 01:39 PM (+gElT)

Can't figure out the bomb belt without her brother's help.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (RD7QR)


"Please remove your penis from my mouth. I can't concentrate!"

Bro-Fo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (zBaqJ)

141 Heh. Matt Damon wins by 11!

Posted by: tbodie at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (V+bdf)

142 I don't understand the tricking his wife to eating baby shit. When animals do that, it's the baby eating the mothers poo to get her digestive bacteria.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (xfb67)

143 Jews make up just over 2% of the adult population, but they vote much more reliably than many ethnic groups, so they matter significantly in elections. Blacks for example are many times that in numbers, but aren't very reliable about getting out to vote. College kids are an even bigger number, but vote even less. I have no idea about Hispanics, but I suspect they aren't very reliable voters, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (39g3+)

144 Welp, I guess they'll all lose.
Come join the Gab AoS Moron Horde group. Gab doesn't deplatform conservatives. https://tinyurl.com/ybxah6js

Posted by: Monty James at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (Zqz9o)

145
107 101 Call me when they start donating to conservatives.

Until then, they're just sitting at home waiting for their boxcar ride pretending the missing neighbors just went on vacation
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (TN1P5)

==========

That would be a bit of a coup, but them simply not donating as much this cycle as last cycle (and last cycle, not as much as the cycle before), does affect things like turnout in closer races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:37 PM (oh/Sd)


I predict a drop-off in enthusiasm for the Democrats if they keep up the pace on this, and that in itself is sufficient. After all it is the little drips drips drips drips that erode the staunchest stones and a continuous series of petty insults and snubs has the same effect on human affections.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 01:30 PM (hLRSq)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

146 Not tricking one's wife into eating baby shit

Posted by: josephistan

she didn't actually ingest it did she?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (r/xAU)

147 136 Simple pandering by two candidates who's polling is in the low single digits grasping for any kind of traction.

It's a sign of desperation. Warren won't make it to the first primary, Harris will be done shortly after Super Tuesday.
Posted by: WisRich at March 21, 2019 01:42 PM (G0vdT)

Maybe she's running for Chief of Staff. *





*HEYooooooooooo

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

148 When all is said and done Trump will have wrecked both parties, and exposed countless frauds on all sides. Not bad for an orange reality star.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (f5Ewc)

149 Who was the young guy on Fox this morning putting down the smack down on the dem talking head?

He sounded all retarded and his shit was fucked up.* He sounded like a moron.

*Not really. Really sharp and quick, sounding like he'd lifted sentiment from here.
I was waking up and didn't catch the show name (around 7:30 am PST) or other participants.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 01:44 PM (t6MX/)

150 Solid political thinking: Hating the Jews to own the...well, the Jews, I guess.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 21, 2019 01:44 PM (fhxSN)

151 JJ linked to a Daniel Greenfield post yesterday morning, and it really is the MSM (and judging by this, a handful of radical Lefty groups) who keep push, push, pushing the candidates to the Left.

Clearly, the candidates have no principles, which makes them ripe for this kind of pressure to BE MORE RADICAL.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 01:44 PM (W+vEI)

152 And then watch as the homos and trannies get lynched.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:42 PM (zBaqJ)

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The gays don't know it yet, but they've already been abandoned.

I had a gay friend/coworker a while back, and we could speak freely with each other.

This was at the time SC unilaterally legalized gay marriage. I told him the Democrat Party would now abandon the gays in favor of the trannies, as they had just made the last inroad they could make on the backs of the gays.

He thought I was crazy. Wonder what he thinks now?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:44 PM (AzW6q)

153 Small potatoes. According to the Bulwark*, Kurt Schlichter is the biggest threat facing this country.



*If hiring that ugly liberal troll Molly Jong-Fast were not bad enough, they also now employ that vile Twitter troll formerly known as Brandt. Too obvious there, Capt. Kristol. Ahoy!!!
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2019 01:29 PM (OD2ni)

LOL. If they went bankrupt pretending to be conservative, they ain't gonna do well being a second rate leftist site. There's far better places to find that action than Bulwark

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 01:44 PM (FTPn0)

154 Have you guys seen the story about Bobby Francis O'Rourke going to New Mexico to eat dirt after he lost to Cruz? Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something.

And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat.

Yeah, he's totally normal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (ptqGC)

155 145 I predict a drop-off in enthusiasm for the Democrats if they keep up the pace on this, and that in itself is sufficient. After all it is the little drips drips drips drips that erode the staunchest stones and a continuous series of petty insults and snubs has the same effect on human affections.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

==========

AND...the further erosion of the white population's support for the Democratic Party as well.

I do not imagine that the white population will increase support of the DNC or even remain level. It won't be some giant shift, but a couple more percentage points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (oh/Sd)

156 139 I'm not going to lie, curtailing the advance and conquest of Islam is probably my personal biggest issue.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

Well, if the current Pope were to have an accident, and we got a new more militant Pope...

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (dy5uS)

157 Is it possible for someone who is sane to win the Democrat nomination?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 01:32 PM (JgA4k)

no, it is not possible. It is commonly known that Bill Clinton of 92 could NEVER win modern Dem primary. And Romney would have won in a landslide if he had the electorate of '92. The nation moves left and the Dem party becomes more radical every cycle.

We can still win, Trump proved that. But no way will a sane Dem get the nod. I don't think they would take a Sam Nunn or Lieberman even if the election were guaranteed.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (n13/j)

158 "It does not excuse current political behavior. But it does put it into historical context as to why.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ) "

That was the case for people like the Italians also. My family would commiserate with the Jews who lived near them in the city because they were both treated so poorly. Even the birth of some of the organized crime alliances between Italians and Jews were formed on that basis.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

159 Well this seems interesting.

@ZoeTillman

In other DOJ news, former AG Sessions will be back for a presentation of his cabinet chair. AG Barr will be there, along with DAG Rosenstein and other officials, including Utah US Attorney John Huber (who Sessions tapped to look into FISA issues). That's at 1:30pm

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (/tuJf)

160 I'm guessing that democrats are hot on changing to voting age to 16 because R's are gaining with African Americans and Hispanics.

I doubt this. Trump is another story (potentially), but the generic GOP? I don't see it making inroads. The GOP can't even win over Reagan Democrats (white working class folks of a certain stripe); that was a Trump success in 2016, not a Republican one. What does the GOP have to offer Blacks, Hispanics, Jews? The Dems may be alienating them, but the GOP hasn't done anything to earn their vote. (Hell, a lot of us here don't think it has earned our votes.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (iys0/)

161 tbuzzzzr (whatever)


Mein Freund! Wo sind Sie!?!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at March 21, 2019 01:46 PM (Z04f8)

162 Maybe we need some type of /pol/ op, similar to their "It's OK to be white," where these desperate candidates are pressured into embracing something crazy.

Wait -- check that, is there anything crazier than reparations, tearing down border walls, post-birth abortion, voting at age 16 . . .?

Bananas!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 01:46 PM (W+vEI)

163 I see the Cuckshed is taking on Kurt Schlichter. This will not end well. For the cucks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 01:46 PM (4AeKb)

164 159 Well this seems interesting.

@ZoeTillman

In other DOJ news, former AG Sessions will be back for a presentation of his cabinet chair. AG Barr will be there, along with DAG Rosenstein and other officials, including Utah US Attorney John Huber (who Sessions tapped to look into FISA issues). That's at 1:30pm
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (/tuJf)

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*obligatory joke of Sessions sleeping through the presentation*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:46 PM (oh/Sd)

165 I mean all I want to see happen it these lefty States that are doing the whole popular vote/electoral vote award have to put their EV's into the Trump column...because dumping every ethnic group for the Muzzie/white leftist vote is not going to go over well nationally.


Really there is very little else in life that I would ask for at this point.

Posted by: H Badger at March 21, 2019 01:46 PM (n/0Nw)

166 Yeshar Koach Donald for recognizing Israels sovereignty over the Golan!!!!

Posted by: Avi at March 21, 2019 01:46 PM (kSq2k)

167 Have you guys seen the story about Bobby Francis O'Rourke going to New Mexico to eat dirt after he lost to Cruz? Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something.

Yeah I don't mind a rock star acting weird and infantile like that, but a politician? Who wants to be president? He acts like he's on bath salts. I don't think I'm alone in being repulsed by this behavior.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (39g3+)

168 "Well, if the current Pope were to have an accident, and we got a new more militant Pope..."


I'm just hoping the next pope will be Catholic

Posted by: Ted K. at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (fhxSN)

169 Have you guys seen the story about Bobby Francis O'Rourke going to New Mexico to eat dirt after he lost to Cruz? Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something.

And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat.

Yeah, he's totally normal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (ptqGC)


He also tried to get his wife to eat one of their kid's shit, claiming it was an avocado.

That dude is mentally deranged. NO WONDER the left loves him. His brain is damaged.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (IXZGh)

170 152 The gays don't know it yet, but they've already been abandoned.

I had a gay friend/coworker a while back, and we could speak freely with each other.

This was at the time SC unilaterally legalized gay marriage. I told him the Democrat Party would now abandon the gays in favor of the trannies, as they had just made the last inroad they could make on the backs of the gays.

He thought I was crazy. Wonder what he thinks now?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:44 PM (AzW6q)


Most of the LGBT-types I still have some form of contact with (as in, their inanity shows up on my Twitter feed) seem to have completely moved into Free Shit Army (because MUH STUDENT LOANZZZZZ)/#FullCommunism camp.

They're more concerned about that than shoving their sexuality in everyone's faces (though of course they still have time for that).

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (UnA8+)

171 I do find it interesting that the party that claims an eternal demographic advantage is just barely over the horizon is scrambling to change all the rules around voting. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (f5Ewc)

172 The liberal group MoveOn

It's NOT liberal. It's Communist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (Ofz3/)

173 "LOL. If they went bankrupt pretending to be conservative, they ain't gonna do well being a second rate leftist site. There's far better places to find that action than Bulwark
Posted by: Oldcat"


Yup. At least DU was always good for a laugh.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (OD2ni)

174 Serious question:

How long before the Democrats start calling for a Final Solution to the Jewish Question?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (T09ml)

175 "Didn't they Boo God at one of their Conventions?"

Four times. Seriously -- they called the issue to the floor to vote four times, and the delegates booed and cat-called each time.

I think their lack of grounding in the Western Canon was showing through.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (FQDkX)

176 167 Have you guys seen the story about Bobby Francis O'Rourke going to New Mexico to eat dirt after he lost to Cruz? Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something.

Yeah I don't mind a rock star acting weird and infantile like that, but a politician? Who wants to be president? He acts like he's on bath salts. I don't think I'm alone in being repulsed by this behavior.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (39g3+)

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Paper tiger.

He doesn't have Obama's defenses. The rest of the field won't be afraid of tearing him apart, and the media will join in eventually.

He should have stayed in Texas to fight Cornyn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:48 PM (oh/Sd)

177 137
Worst fans in the nation, if not the world. Believe me, I've lived it for 49 years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 21, 2019 01:35 PM

I remember approaching the entrance at an Eagles game and every possible square inch of horizontal surface was covered with empty beer and whiskey bottles. Every trash can overflowing with the same.

The fans were drunk but pleasant. A couple of them apologized to me for shouting obscenities in front of my kids. I just laughed. I expected nothing less from people that bombed out.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 01:42 PM (jYje5)

years ago I went to KC to visit a friend & we went to the Eagles - Chiefs game. I gave a beer to a Chiefs fan while tailgating & he asked me "Is it true you guys have a jail in your stadium?" I said, "Yeah, don't you?" He smiled nervously & backed away.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 01:48 PM (7HtZB)

178 How long before the Democrats start calling for a Final Solution to the Jewish Question?"

1939.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 21, 2019 01:48 PM (6qErC)

179 >>'m guessing that democrats are hot on changing to voting age to 16 because R's are gaining with African Americans and Hispanics.




I think they are throwing out as many vote-stealing ideas as they can imagine, because Hillary's careful, tried and true methods absolutely failed. They don't want to rely on one thing, they'll throw all the things at this election just to be safe.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 01:48 PM (W+vEI)

180 He also tried to get his wife to eat one of their kid's shit, claiming it was an avocado.


What does his wife think about

1. Him doing it

2. Him telling God and everyone that he tried this stunt?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:48 PM (Z04f8)

181 It does not excuse current political behavior. But it does put it into historical context as to why.

Not really. It was Democrat FDR who disliked Jews and rejected the MS St Louis full of Jewish refugees. I can see being angry or hurt by how Jewish people were treated in the past, but why embrace Democrats over it? Both parties were in on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (39g3+)

182 He also tried to get his wife to eat one of their kid's shit, claiming it was an avocado.



That dude is mentally deranged. NO WONDER the left loves him. His brain is damaged.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (IXZGh)

He should try for the mayor of Austin as El Paso is lame and not hip He might even get to be the mayor of San Francisco if he plays his cards right.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (n13/j)

183 Who's the most manly in this photo, and who's pretending to be Strictly Mishly?

https://tinyurl.com/y29oxu4c
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 01:40 PM (ptqGC)

Who's the guy on the right?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 01:41 PM (RD7QR)
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Our National Spokesperson

Posted by: Progeria Society of America at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (vg8iE)

184 175 "Didn't they Boo God at one of their Conventions?"

Four times. Seriously -- they called the issue to the floor to vote four times, and the delegates booed and cat-called each time.

I think their lack of grounding in the Western Canon was showing through.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (FQDkX)

2012. And IIRC, they had a platform vote about support for Israel and Tom Perez or whomever had to take a voice vote and then called the vote in favor of support for Israel, when clearly the majority were screaming against it. And there were shots of the crowd wearing the Arafat terror towels and waving the PLO flags.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (zBaqJ)

185 years ago I went to KC to visit a friend & we went to the Eagles - Chiefs game. I gave a beer to a Chiefs fan while tailgating & he asked me "Is it true you guys have a jail in your stadium?" I said, "Yeah, don't you?" He smiled nervously & backed away.
Posted by: josephistan




Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (Z04f8)

186
including Utah US Attorney John Huber (who Sessions tapped to look into FISA issues). That's at 1:30pm

Huber will come? Huber will come!

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (jYje5)

187 What I would pay to see? Democrats would win by the Electoral College, except Trump wins the popular vote by one vote, so all those stupid blue states have to give them their votes.

That would be the most epic petard hoist in the history of the sport.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (J+mig)

188 Have you guys seen the story about Bobby Francis O'Rourke going to New Mexico to eat dirt after he lost to Cruz? Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something.

And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat.

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Isn't that were they used to do above ground nuclear testing? Maybe "healing" isn't the property that's at play.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (ys1IH)

189
159 Well this seems interesting.



@ZoeTillman



In other DOJ news, former AG Sessions will be back for a
presentation of his cabinet chair. AG Barr will be there, along with DAG
Rosenstein and other officials, including Utah US Attorney John Huber
(who Sessions tapped to look into FISA issues). That's at 1:30pm

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (/tuJf)


To be fair to Sessions, the cabinet chair was a Lazy Boy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (t6MX/)

190 Yao. Sun-In-His-Hair spoke: "When we hunt, we cut the weak from the herd and take them. In a dream, I saw some of the buffalo cut themselves from the herd. They were healthy. There was no reason for it. We did not have to cut them. They were killed."

His council was confused; he saw this. He explained:

"Some people will put their throat on the knife. There is no reason to it." He sighed. "There is no reason to search for one, it is just the way. We are fools if we do not oblige them."

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

191 Dirt??

Well it can do many things like make mud. But it can't cure stupid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (+gElT)

192 This image is @lsarsour hugging Palestinian terrorist Rasmea Odeh, who murdered two Jewish students, at anti-Zionist @jvplive national meeting, where Odeh was honored

============

But no, not Islamist or anything. Just pro-woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (oh/Sd)

193 The dems vote stealing idea was already put into practice in CA in 2018. "Vote Harvesting"

Coming soon you a red state near you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (xfb67)

194 167 Have you guys seen the story about Bobby Francis O'Rourke going to New Mexico to eat dirt after he lost to Cruz? Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something.

Yeah I don't mind a rock star acting weird and infantile like that, but a politician? Who wants to be president? He acts like he's on bath salts. I don't think I'm alone in being repulsed by this behavior.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (39g3+)


Yeah, let's give HIM the nuclear codes. He's perfect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (Ofz3/)

195 I don't know why Beto tricking his wife into eating a turd freaks me out so bad, but it does. That is totally abnormal at any age. But: he's a grown man. Weird. Really, really weird. And: it's his wife. Not some random person or acquaintance. Really, really, really weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (AzW6q)

196 Was Reagan the first Trump, or is Trump the second Reagan?

Old guys with show business histories seem to make the best Republican presidents.

Can we get James Woods to run in 2024?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 21, 2019 01:36 PM (O7MnT)

Even Hollywood is more reality-based than Academia or the Beltway, especially if you aren't crazy left. Its even more so now.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (FTPn0)

197 189 To be fair to Sessions, the cabinet chair was a Lazy Boy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (t6MX/)


Old Snoozy. Not Sparky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (zBaqJ)

198 >>Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something. And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat.

YAO! This, too, was seen in a dream!

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)

199
In other DOJ news, former AG Sessions will be back for a presentation of his cabinet chair



It's well deserved,the chair did more work than Sessions did.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (TAmPV)

200 187 What I would pay to see? Democrats would win by the Electoral College, except Trump wins the popular vote by one vote, so all those stupid blue states have to give them their votes.

That would be the most epic petard hoist in the history of the sport.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (J+mig)


That would be delicious beyond measure.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (TdMsT)

201 What does his wife think about

1. Him doing it

2. Him telling God and everyone that he tried this stunt?
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She might be half a bubble off herself. She married him.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (ys1IH)

202 Our jews good, Israel's jews bad.

It's that simple.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (vidxl)

203 186
including Utah US Attorney John Huber (who Sessions tapped to look into FISA issues). That's at 1:30pm

Huber will come? Huber will come!

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (jYje5)

Meh. I'm not even breathing hard.

Posted by: Huber at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

204 What does his wife think about



1. Him doing it



2. Him telling God and everyone that he tried this stunt?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:48 PM (Z04f

She married beatoff. Is thinking part of the equation?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (t6MX/)

205 193 The dems vote stealing idea was already put into practice in CA in 2018. "Vote Harvesting"

Coming soon you a red state near you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (xfb67)

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This is one reason I'm not that worried about 2020, actually.

Most of the ballot harvesting happened in California, and, as far as I've seen, all of it happened in blue states that went for Hillary anyway.

Are there efforts to actually implement it beyond blue enclaves?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (oh/Sd)

206 195 I don't know why Beto tricking his wife into eating a turd freaks me out so bad, but it does. That is totally abnormal at any age. But: he's a grown man. Weird. Really, really weird. And: it's his wife. Not some random person or acquaintance. Really, really, really weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (AzW6q)


I was more freaked out at the realization that it seemed like perfectly on-brand behavior for him, IMO.

Like I was shocked that I WASN'T shocked to hear it.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (UnA8+)

207 What does his wife think about

1. Him doing it

2. Him telling God and everyone that he tried this stunt?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:48 PM (Z04f


He constantly abandons his family for his stupid political stunts. I thought he said that they begged him and begged him to not run for President because they'd become fatherless.

You see what he thinks about being a husband and a father now.

He's the poster child for the left. Mentally. Damaged.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (IXZGh)

208 >>She might be half a bubble off herself. She married him. Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (ys1IH)

Wits combined they still only equal one-half wit.

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

209 Damn!!

New John Wick trailer is TIGHT! Looks better than the last film:

https://www.youtube.com/watc h?time_continue=9&v=pU8-7BX9uxs

(space)

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (q177U)

210 will this wake those of Jewish heritage that voting for Democrats is an act of self-destruction? probably not. but the message is VERY loud and clear now.

Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (1XtI9)

211 195 I don't know why Beto tricking his wife into eating a turd freaks me out so bad, but it does. That is totally abnormal at any age. But: he's a grown man. Weird. Really, really weird. And: it's his wife. Not some random person or acquaintance. Really, really, really weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (AzW6q)

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I mess with Dolley all the time, as a good husband should, but I'd never even imagine about doing something like that.

Part of me hopes he wins the nomination, just so Trump can bring it up in a debate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (oh/Sd)

212 Turns out, there is no such thing as "jews" as a voting bloc. Not as a religious group, anyway. Just a bunch of "Not Christians dammit" that vote Solid Left Commie Socialist because that is what "educated" people do.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (RuIsu)

213 Trump has a reply for the anti-semites on the left.

@realDonaldTrump
1h1 hour ago
More
After 52 years it is time for the United States to fully recognize Israel's Sovereignty over the Golan Heights, which is of critical strategic and security importance to the State of Israel and Regional Stability!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 01:53 PM (/tuJf)

214 Another John Wick movie? Poor guy just wants to retire.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:53 PM (xfb67)

215 She might be half a bubble off herself."

Nah.

Bubbles gone clear to the other end.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 21, 2019 01:53 PM (6qErC)

216 209 Damn!!

New John Wick trailer is TIGHT! Looks better than the last film:

https://www.youtube.com/watc h?time_continue=9&v=pU8-7BX9uxs

(space)
Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (q177U)

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Hard to tell too much from a trailer, but yeah, it does seem like they've stripped down the plot again. Could be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:53 PM (oh/Sd)

217 "Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something. And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat."


I'm not sure whats creepier, Beta doing these weird things or actually telling people about it thinking it makes him look good.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2019 01:53 PM (OD2ni)

218 LOL. If they went bankrupt pretending to be conservative, they ain't gonna do well being a second rate leftist site. There's far better places to find that action than Bulwark
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 01:44 PM (FTPn0)

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This is true. Bullwark is Skinamax compared to everyone elses Pornhub. Who are you gonna watch...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 01:53 PM (flINI)

219 The liberal group MoveOn

It's NOT liberal. It's Communist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 01:47 PM (Ofz3/)


"Marx on, Sandy!"
"Marx on, Bernie!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

220 The Beta Beano story - A Turd Too Far

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 01:54 PM (+gElT)

221 214 Another John Wick movie? Poor guy just wants to retire.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:53 PM (xfb67)

If you want peace, prepare for war.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:54 PM (Ot6OZ)

222 "Correct. FDR was not a fan."

Yet George Washington was.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 21, 2019 01:54 PM (FQDkX)

223 Are there efforts to actually implement it beyond blue enclaves?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (oh/Sd)

I am not sure but they always are more organized. There is a reason they are called 'the professional left" Being leftists is their profession. It seems to me the Dems always have more signs, more people manning booths, and more poll watchers.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (n13/j)

224 214 Another John Wick movie? Poor guy just wants to retire.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 01:53 PM (xfb67)

This slander against Cinemax cannot stand, sir!

Softcore porn and sax music is a dying art.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (Ot6OZ)

225 Beto seems far from a blank slate to me. He does have a public record--every single thing of it bad.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (JgA4k)

226 She might be half a bubble off herself. She married him. Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (ys1IH)

Wits combined they still only equal one-half wit.
Posted by: Zod


Her family has the money.

She runs for sanity and he probably gets a huge payoff. Abortion Barbie did the same thing.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (Z04f8)

227 Mossad could pop Rasmea Odeh before dinner today, if they wanted to. I wonder why they don't?

Posted by: gp at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (mk9aG)

228 >>If you want peace, prepare for war.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:54 PM (Ot6OZ)

Yao. If peace is too long and the young men become like women, pray for war.

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)

229 >>The gays don't know it yet, but they've already been abandoned.



Bruce Bawer knows, and has been writing about it.
Shame not many activists here in the US are paying attention.

http://brucebawer.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

230

The famous "magic dirt."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (aKsyK)

231 Damn!!

New John Wick trailer is TIGHT! Looks better than the last film:

https://www.youtube.com/watc h?time_continue=9&v=pU8-7BX9uxs

(space)
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Exec: We have to ramp it up this time, kill a thousand people.

Writer: Super easy, barely and inconvenience.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (VUGUq)

232 I'm guessing that democrats are hot on changing to voting age to 16 because R's are gaining with African Americans and Hispanics.

I doubt this. Trump is another story (potentially), but the generic GOP? I don't see it making inroads. The GOP can't even win over Reagan Democrats (white working class folks of a certain stripe); that was a Trump success in 2016, not a Republican one. What does the GOP have to offer Blacks, Hispanics, Jews?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 21, 2019 01:45 PM (iys0/)

Jobs.

And Trump will make the GOP into his image, as is proper. The TrumpOPhobes are already in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (FTPn0)

233 Damn!!

New John Wick trailer is TIGHT! Looks better than the last film:

https://www.youtube.com/watc h?time_continue=9&v=pU8-7BX9uxs

(space)
Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (q177U)


It has THE CHAIRMAN from Iron Chef America!!!!!

Then ruins everything by having Haley Berry........

I'll wait for the torrent.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (IXZGh)

234 223 Are there efforts to actually implement it beyond blue enclaves?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (oh/Sd)

I am not sure but they always are more organized. There is a reason they are called 'the professional left" Being leftists is their profession. It seems to me the Dems always have more signs, more people manning booths, and more poll watchers.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (n13/j)

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True, but the implementation of ballot harvesting requires legislative action at the state level, not just showing up with signs places.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (oh/Sd)

235 The thing is, in 2015, President Trump seemed like a clownish figure who did stuff you would think would instantly disqualify himself from being president too. I mean the guy had a cheesy reality show, he was known for cheating on his model wives, the guy was plainly not presidential material.

So... this crazy stuff about Robert Francis may not be a problem after all. People might just think of him as a wild man rock star.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)

236 He constantly abandons his family for his stupid political stunts. I thought he said that they begged him and begged him to not run for President because they'd become fatherless.

You see what he thinks about being a husband and a father now.

He's the poster child for the left. Mentally. Damaged.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (IXZGh)

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I'm guessing his Father in Law had something to say about his decision to run. He's the one with the big coin that can call the shots and probably wants a son in law that was a Presidential contender.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (ffYR/)

237 >>Abortion Barbie did the same thing. Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (Z04f

I get the characters confused; which one is she?

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (Bdeb0)

238 My dad had a pacemaker, and for some reason they send him a replica pacemaker in the mail (I guess so he could learn more about it or something). When my mom saw it, he tried to convince my mom that it was a replacement and he had to install it himself. "It's easy, I just need a car battery & a keyhole saw." But he never tried to get her to eat baby poop.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 01:57 PM (7HtZB)

239 Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something. And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat.

YAO! This, too, was seen in a dream!

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)



Huh, I just ate grass.

Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar at March 21, 2019 01:57 PM (hLRSq)

240


But what about Gay Black Males though?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 21, 2019 01:57 PM (oeErn)

241 235 The thing is, in 2015, President Trump seemed like a clownish figure who did stuff you would think would instantly disqualify himself from being president too. I mean the guy had a cheesy reality show, he was known for cheating on his model wives, the guy was plainly not presidential material.

So... this crazy stuff about Robert Francis may not be a problem after all. People might just think of him as a wild man rock star.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)

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Beto doesn't have the personality or name recognition. He's not going to challenge the Democratic Establishment on their failures over the last few decades.

I don't think Trump is a good analogy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:57 PM (oh/Sd)

242 The gays don't know it yet, but they've already been abandoned.



The squealing will be epic.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (5UfE7)

243 The thing is, in 2015, President Trump seemed like a clownish figure who did stuff you would think would instantly disqualify himself from being president too. I mean the guy had a cheesy reality show, he was known for cheating on his model wives, the guy was plainly not presidential material.

So... this crazy stuff about Robert Francis may not be a problem after all. People might just think of him as a wild man rock star.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


he should thank Bill Clinton. After banging interns in the Oval office, that got worn kinda thin.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (Z04f8)

244 237 >>Abortion Barbie did the same thing. Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (Z04f

I get the characters confused; which one is she?
Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (Bdeb0)

Pink shoes, shits when she talks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (Ot6OZ)

245 Part of me hopes he wins the nomination, just so Trump can bring it up in a debate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (oh/Sd)

You make a good point. Only Trump would do it. The guy is such an empty vessel. No way he is as tough as Hillary. It could be really amusing.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (n13/j)

246 Part of me hopes he wins the nomination, just so Trump can bring it up in a debate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:52 PM (oh/Sd)


I can see it now......

Question posted to Pancho Vanilla and he responds.

Trump rebuts with...."OF COURSE you do. I'm told you tried to get your wife to eat some of your kids poo, so......"

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (IXZGh)

247 Abortion Barbie - Wendy Davis.

She left her husband and two daughters flapping in the wind for her political career. Of course she's a Democrat and wore pink sneakers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (+gElT)

248 245
You make a good point. Only Trump would do it. The guy is such an empty vessel. No way he is as tough as Hillary. It could be really amusing.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (n13/j)

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Objection:

Please provide evidence that Hillary was "tough".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (oh/Sd)

249 >>Apparently the dirt had healing powers. Or something. And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat."


Thiiiiiis close, I tell ya!

Posted by: Hantavirus, who likes to hide in rodent droppings at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (W+vEI)

250
I don't know why Beto tricking his wife into eating a turd freaks me out so bad, but it does. That is totally abnormal at any age. But: he's a grown man. Weird. Really, really weird. And: it's his wife. Not some random person or acquaintance. Really, really, really weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:50 PM (AzW6q)

Beto= Democrats

Turd = Obama

Mrs. Beto = American voters.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (TAmPV)

251 Pink shoes, shits when she talks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (Ot6OZ)


This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (IXZGh)

252 But he never tried to get her to eat baby poop.
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 01:57 PM (7HtZB)

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Listen, man... I once tricked a girlfriend into petting a dead rabbit, because my sense of humor is pretty far off center.

If you can make say "Dude... Too far. Not cool. Pull up!" it means you're a freakin' whack-job.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (AzW6q)

253 247 Abortion Barbie - Wendy Davis.

She left her husband and two daughters flapping in the wind for her political career. Of course she's a Democrat and wore pink sneakers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (+gElT)

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She also extended the long, proud, American tradition of pointless filibusters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (oh/Sd)

254 The comments on the Golan Heights article at the WSJ are precious. The mods can't even keep up with the deletions. Lots of antisemitic and anti American bleating. They are off their meds.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (CBlDO)

255 "Huh, I just ate grass." Corn, wheat, rye, oats: all grasses. Try em cooked! Yum.

Posted by: gp at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (mk9aG)

256 222 "Correct. FDR was not a fan."

Yet George Washington was.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 21, 2019 01:54 PM (FQDkX)

The Revolution wouldn't have been possible without Haym Salomon.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (7HtZB)

257 Not really. It was Democrat FDR who disliked Jews and rejected the MS St Louis full of Jewish refugees. I can see being angry or hurt by how Jewish people were treated in the past, but why embrace Democrats over it? Both parties were in on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:49 PM (39g3+)

Democrats have always lied about being for the common folk of the Inner Cities. Jews just fell for it harder rather than waking up when they got out from under poverty, they bankrolled them instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (FTPn0)

258 Abortion Barbie - Wendy Davis.

She left her husband and two daughters flapping in the wind for her political career. Of course she's a Democrat and wore pink sneakers.


But she made sure that first fella paid off her student loans first. Classy!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (iys0/)

259 The gays don't know it yet, but they've already been abandoned.
=====

That's why they have to invent 'hate crimes' even in (D) strongholds like Chicago. Overwhelming money coming in to the gay candidate for mayor --I was actually shocked. I mentioned that I enjoyed her 'focus' campaign ad, but I don't think she can overcome her 'gay' groups. Both choices for Chicago mayor are hideously awful -- some variety of socialist -- even more than usual.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (MIKMs)

260 Objection:

Please provide evidence that Hillary was "tough".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (oh/Sd)


She had no conscience, which is not exactly the same thing, but in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (hLRSq)

261 251 Pink shoes, shits when she talks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (Ot6OZ)

This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Hillary! at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (IXZGh)

You have pink shoes????

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (Ot6OZ)

262 Felonia was tough on the White House crockery. And lamps.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (4AeKb)

263 Abortion Barbie did the same thing. Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 01:55 PM (Z04f

I get the characters confused; which one is she?
Posted by: Zod


Wendy Davis, the gold digger from Texas, that got her head handed to her.

She married one guy, left her kids with him while she went east for law school. She banged guys and abandoned him, after getting him to pay for it.


She then had the nerve to claim that she worked her way through school.


Saddest part is, her daughters sided with her and her campaign. Just like the poor guy who's wife took off to be Macrons' grandmother/wife.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (Z04f8)

264 Trump rebuts with...."OF COURSE you do. I'm told you tried to get your wife to eat some of your kids poo, so......"
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (IXZGh)


"... and now you're trying to get the American people to chow down the same way."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (Ofz3/)

265 Abortion Barbie - Wendy Davis.

She left her husband and two daughters flapping in the wind for her political career. Of course she's a Democrat and wore pink sneakers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 01:59 PM (+gElT)

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She did, and almost precisely at the time that her husband had finished paying off her student loans. Just coinkydink on that timing, I'm sure.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (ffYR/)

266 They must believe that Jews are such a reliable vote they can get away with this.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (BXMxN)

267 And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat.
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Trump will use that. That is branding you can't buy, nor can you ever be rid of. Associating him with literal dirt? LOL what a gift.

Our betters would say its not the "high road" and we must be above such things. While our enemies literally make us eat dirt and then bury us in it.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (f5Ewc)

268 >>The comments on the Golan Heights article at the WSJ are precious. The mods can't even keep up with the deletions. Lots of antisemitic and anti American bleating. They are off their meds.

Trump is going to win in a landslide.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (/tuJf)

269 Wendy Davis does not wear the boots.

There is only one Wears The Boots.

Only one.

Posted by: Zod at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

270 Can we get James Woods to run in 2024?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

I like this. He's Trumpian in the way he eviscerates the left by exposing their stupidity. Fast with a quip. Can turn on the charm when he needs to. Seems solidly conservative. Very smart guy.

Posted by: Biergood at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (uGKH7)

271 267 And he brought some dirt home for his family to eat.
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Trump will use that. That is branding you can't buy, nor can you ever be rid of. Associating him with literal dirt? LOL what a gift.

Our betters would say its not the "high road" and we must be above such things. While our enemies literally make us eat dirt and then bury us in it.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (f5Ewc)

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I'm telling you all, Biden's gonna be the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (oh/Sd)

272 So... this crazy stuff about Robert Francis may not
be a problem after all. People might just think of him as a wild man
rock star.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)

You could be right. But this guy seems to have never taken an actual hit. Trump is a proven brawler. I just can't see Beto going head to head with this guy. I could be wrong.

Beto seems to me like the big strong guy who fails out of basic training after the first run. Maybe Frank is made of tougher stuff but has he ever been challenged and won?

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (n13/j)

273 Why are the Democrats so Judeophobic?

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (f5Ewc)

274 What the Jews need to do is teach the Democrats a lesson in the upcoming 2020 election.

If they as a group can't bring themselves to actively support Republicans, then

They need to totally blackball the Dims.

No votes. No money. No support whatsoever.

Unless and until the Dims reverse their stance on Jews and Israel,

And,most importantly, kick out the Democrat politicians from the party who vocally preach anti-Jewish propaganda.

Then sit back and watch the Dims lose YUGELY.

They'll learn. And that poisonous crap will one again leave polite society.

#OneHolocaustWasEnough

Posted by: Naturalfake at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (8g9Ji)

275 "Was Reagan the first Trump, or is Trump the second Reagan?"

it would be interesting to analyze what Trump was speaking to a finance committee about (as an expert witness) in the late 80's. They were all gushing over him, thanking him. He was seeing money going into the global stock markets, but liquidity squeezed out of housing.


as I recall, he said to make building loans easier, then monitor the results to avoid a bubble. Reagan fought some dumping (chips from Korea, motorcycles from Japan) but did leave some debt, and did get the deficit spending ball rolling ... which only got bigger and now is the monster.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (Cus5s)

276 I'm guessing his Father in Law had something to say about his decision to run. He's the one with the big coin that can call the shots and probably wants a son in law that was a Presidential contender.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (ffYR/)


I would agree, however, the bank that his last campaign brought and his "record setting" bullshit in the first 24 hours has his ego soaring.......

I don't think he really cares about that guy, thus him completely abandoning his family against their wishes.

He's a false god, like Owebama, only being compared to their TRUE god, the Kennedy family.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (IXZGh)

277 270 Can we get James Woods to run in 2024?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

I like this. He's Trumpian in the way he eviscerates the left by exposing their stupidity. Fast with a quip. Can turn on the charm when he needs to. Seems solidly conservative. Very smart guy.
Posted by: Biergood at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (uGKH7)

And he can slay pussy like the Golden One.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:03 PM (Ot6OZ)

278 Joey Bidet 2020?

Beta Beano making paste eating seem like haute cuisine in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (+gElT)

279 My dad had a pacemaker, and for some reason they send him a replica pacemaker in the mail (I guess so he could learn more about it or something). When my mom saw it, he tried to convince my mom that it was a replacement and he had to install it himself. "It's easy, I just need a car battery & a keyhole saw." But he never tried to get her to eat baby poop.
Posted by: josephistan


Give that man a platinum AoS membership.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (Z04f8)

280 240


But what about Gay Black Males though?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 21, 2019 01:57 PM (oeErn)

Ready and waiting!

Posted by: Jussie Smollet in South Chicago at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

281 People might just think of him as a wild man rock star.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)


But who the hell wants a wild man rock star as President?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (Ofz3/)

282 "Why are the Democrats so Judeophobic?" Why do Jews vote Democrat?

Posted by: gp at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (mk9aG)

283 268 >>The comments on the Golan Heights article at the WSJ are precious. The mods can't even keep up with the deletions. Lots of antisemitic and anti American bleating. They are off their meds.

Trump is going to win in a landslide.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (/tuJf)

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How awesome would that be?

He squeaks by with a win in 2016, marginal enough to not shut up the NeverTrumpers and Democrats. Democrats cheat and scream enough in 2018 to take back the House.

Then, when Democrats think they have everything in their favor, they flush their own chances in the face of a strong economy and Trump wins more convincingly than any president in a couple of decades...

The wailing will be worthy of preservation in the Library of Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (oh/Sd)

284
Please provide evidence that Hillary was "tough".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You don't think Buddy threw himself under that bus, do you?

He had become...inconvenient, and knew too much.

Posted by: Hillary at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (CDGwz)

285 O'Rourke's daddy was a powerful judge in Texas. He's the reason Francis got off all the time and never saw a jail cell.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (CBlDO)

286 1I'm telling you all, Biden's gonna be the nominee.Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (oh/Sd)
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I wouldn't doubt it. He may be their last white male nominee. He will run as Trump Lite and he will lose.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (f5Ewc)

287
I'm telling you all, Biden's gonna be the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (oh/Sd)


I don't think so. It looks like the Chinese were paying off Joey Plugs through his son.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 02:05 PM (TAmPV)

288 They must believe that Jews are such a reliable vote they can get away with this.
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (BXMxN)

They can. Bari Weiss wrote an article about the anti-semitism of Omar, and spent most of the article castigating Christians for their past behavior. You know the religious group Jews like the least? The group that likes them the most, evangelical Christians. So, I've reached the point of indifference to their concerns.

Posted by: WOPR - KTF always wins at March 21, 2019 02:05 PM (J70i0)

289 Trump rebuts with...."OF COURSE you do. I'm told you tried to get your wife to eat some of your kids poo, so......"
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 01:58 PM (IXZGh)

"... and now you're trying to get the American people to chow down the same way."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (Ofz3/)


And finished with "SAD!"

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:05 PM (IXZGh)

290 "Was Reagan the first Trump, or is Trump the second Reagan?"

Trump > Reagan. By far, going away.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:05 PM (Ofz3/)

291 They must believe that Jews are such a reliable vote they can get away with this.
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 02:01 PM (BXMxN)

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Nah - like I said, they watched Obama lose a shit-ton of Jews. And that that loss appears to be a permanent one. They know the score, at that this behavior will only cause their Jewish problem to get worse.

They don't care. They're focused on a different future, and it's not just Jews they're unconcerned about.

I don't think they care about losing an election or two.

I think they care about a hardline communist takeover of the Party. They know that, inevitably, the day will come when they DO win big in an election cycle. And they're counting on that being the last election cycle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)

292 286 1I'm telling you all, Biden's gonna be the nominee.Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (oh/Sd)
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I wouldn't doubt it. He may be their last white male nominee. He will run as Trump Lite and he will lose.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (f5Ewc)

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Way too many older white, cultural Democrats through the Midwest and Western states (other than CA, OR, and WA) to write off white male candidates forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:06 PM (oh/Sd)

293 You have pink shoes????
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:00 PM (Ot6OZ)


Oh....I thought you said "depends."

Posted by: Hillary! at March 21, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)

294
The comments on the Golan Heights article at the WSJ are precious. The mods can't even keep up with the deletions. Lots of antisemitic and anti American bleating. They are off their meds.

Trump is going to win in a landslide.
Posted by: JackStraw


Because of that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:06 PM (aKsyK)

295
Can we get James Woods to run in 2024?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

I like this. He's Trumpian in the way he eviscerates the left by exposing their stupidity. Fast with a quip. Can turn on the charm when he needs to. Seems solidly conservative. Very smart guy.

Posted by: Biergood at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM


He's 71 years old.

The only movie of his I recall seeing is 'Against All Odds' where his performance was overshadowed by Rachel Ward for understandable reasons.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (jYje5)

296 You can't walk into a bagel shop or deli without having a slight Jewish accent.

- Joey "The Window Licker" Biden

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (CBlDO)

297 People might just think of him as a wild man rock star.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)

But who the hell wants a wild man rock star as President?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:04 PM (Ofz3/)


Beto gives nomination acceptance speech, stage dives into delegate mosh pit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

298 I don't think they care about losing an election or two.

I think they care about a hardline communist takeover of the Party. They know that, inevitably, the day will come when they DO win big in an election cycle. And they're counting on that being the last election cycle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)

One man, one vote, one time.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (dy5uS)

299 And, according to Linda Sarsour, Warren is going to Boycott the Jews as well:

I guess she had reservations about it

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (0Ntuf)

300 you'd think, at some point the level of crazy would become enough that the dems would end up a regional party.

you'd think...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (8D42x)

301


So, did Beato get boned by a guy when he was younger?

That is bound to be one of the next promotional stories to get his campaign off the ground.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (oeErn)

302 The O'Henryesque surprise ending story of Beto O'Rorke.

https://bit.ly/2FkWV8x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

303 >>How awesome would that be?

>>He squeaks by with a win in 2016, marginal enough to not shut up the NeverTrumpers and Democrats. Democrats cheat and scream enough in 2018 to take back the House.

>>Then, when Democrats think they have everything in their favor, they flush their own chances in the face of a strong economy and Trump wins more convincingly than any president in a couple of decades...

>>The wailing will be worthy of preservation in the Library of Congress.

I think we will look back in a few years and realize that Obama helped destroy the Democrat Party by driving it left and making it acceptable to bring all the fringe into the Party and let them takeover.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (/tuJf)

304 And, according to Linda Sarsour, Warren is going to Boycott the Jews as well:

I guess she had reservations about it
Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (0Ntuf)


It took 299 comments to get here?

Slackers......

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (IXZGh)

305 Biden will reassure the Jewish voters it's all OK, and they will come back to momma. That's why he's going to win the primary. They need a beard for their policies.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (CBlDO)

306 240






But what about Gay Black Males though?







Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 21, 2019 01:57 PM (oeErn)

They abandon them after the bodies are cold.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (t6MX/)

307
The only movie of his I recall seeing is 'Against All Odds' where his performance was overshadowed by Rachel Ward for understandable reasons.


Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (jYje5)


You've never seen Casino?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (TAmPV)

308 270 Can we get James Woods to run in 2024?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

I like this. He's Trumpian in the way he eviscerates the left by exposing their stupidity. Fast with a quip. Can turn on the charm when he needs to. Seems solidly conservative. Very smart guy.
Posted by: Biergood at March 21, 2019 02:02 PM (uGKH7)

Time for a look at Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Ot6OZ)

309 My dad had a pacemaker, and for some reason they send him a replica pacemaker in the mail (I guess so he could learn more about it or something).
Posted by: josephistan
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After my mother passed away, I found the warranty for her pacemaker (a Medtronic) tucked away with some other things.

"Guaranteed For The Life Off The Owner"


Uh....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (CDGwz)

310 There's no such thing as "Palestine", "Anti-Semitic" is a made-up word and there's no such thing as "Islamophobia".

Now that I've farted in the elevator, you may all shove me in whatever general direction you wish.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Ckg4U)

311 So, did Beato get boned by a guy when he was younger?

That is bound to be one of the next promotional stories to get his campaign off the ground.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (oeErn)


Isn't there a pic of him somewhere out there in makeup?

He was a catcher at one point, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (IXZGh)

312 303 I think we will look back in a few years and realize that Obama helped destroy the Democrat Party by driving it left and making it acceptable to bring all the fringe into the Party and let them takeover.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (/tuJf)

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The revisionist biographies of the man are going to be really interesting...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (oh/Sd)

313 He's 71 years old.

The only movie of his I recall seeing is 'Against All Odds' where his performance was overshadowed by Rachel Ward for understandable reasons.
Posted by: Newest Nic

Damn. Didn't realize he was that old. I'm old enough, I saw that movie in the theater. I don't even remember him in that movie, but of course, I remember her.

Posted by: Biergood at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (uGKH7)

314 I think we will look back in a few years and realize
that Obama helped destroy the Democrat Party by driving it left and
making it acceptable to bring all the fringe into the Party and let them
takeover.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (/tuJf)

Then Trump, true to form, must destroy that last little bit of Bronco's legacy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (t6MX/)

315 Way too many older white, cultural Democrats through the Midwest and Western states (other than CA, OR, and WA) to write off white male candidates forever.Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:06 PM (oh/Sd)

I'm not writing them off. It doesn't fit their brand. It will only be Biden because they know they are gonna lose. If the party leaders thought they had a shot against Trumpy it would be Kamala.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (f5Ewc)

316 307
The only movie of his I recall seeing is 'Against All Odds' where his performance was overshadowed by Rachel Ward for understandable reasons.


Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (jYje5)


You've never seen Casino?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (TAmPV)

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Videodrome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (oh/Sd)

317 307
The only movie of his I recall seeing is 'Against All Odds' where his performance was overshadowed by Rachel Ward for understandable reasons.


Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (jYje5)


You've never seen Casino?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 02:08 PM (TAmPV)

Diggstown and Best Seller are also Quality.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Ot6OZ)

318 The comments on the Golan Heights article at the WSJ are precious. The mods can't even keep up with the deletions. Lots of antisemitic and anti American bleating. They are off their meds.

Trump is going to win in a landslide.
Posted by: JackStraw

Because of that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Dems are very racist, and they lie and hide that by flinging about fake phobia charges.

Trump is the kind of man that will call them on it. Ad that can resonate with anyone tired of the race and nazi cards.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Z04f8)

319 Progressive rift on Israel? From the outside looking in it's impossible to see a rift unless you mean between the passive aggressive anti Israel faction and the explicitly honest anti Israel faction.

Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at March 21, 2019 02:10 PM (1L9V9)

320 I have no idea if this matter, but one of the MoveOn founders, Zack Exley, was also one of the founders of Justice Democrats, which backed Ilhan Omar. Rashida Tlaib, AOC and other anti-Israel radicals.

Interesting that the Jew hate seems to have always been there on the Democrat side, just not being shown out in the open?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:10 PM (W+vEI)

321 Vampire$ though it is not as good as the book.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 02:10 PM (BXMxN)

322 They need a beard for their policies.
Posted by: Marcus T
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 21, 2019 02:10 PM (CDGwz)

323 you'd think, at some point the level of crazy would become enough that the dems would end up a regional party.



you'd think...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2019 02:07 PM (8D42x)

They are a regional party. But those small regions are huge cities with countless real votes and the other type if needed.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 02:10 PM (n13/j)

324 I see articles about Biden 2020. When his oppo starts showing the videos of him fondling kids on national TV, he's toast.

How could he possibly survive those videos playing in the mainstream? They are devastating.

One or two of those videos are borderline child porn. If they were scripted, acted performances of a man feeling little girls' tits while they cry to their father for help, he would most certainly be under arrest.

Posted by: gp at March 21, 2019 02:10 PM (mk9aG)

325 >>Because of that?

No. Because this is just one more example of Trump grabbling the Overton Window and sexing it like a boss.

The left is going nuts on their own but Trump is just throwing gasoline on their dumpster fire.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:11 PM (/tuJf)

326 I mentioned this in the morning thread, but I'll be attending the AIPAC Policy Conference for all three days.

I'll try to send updates when I can.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 21, 2019 02:11 PM (PFy0L)

327
People might just think of him as a wild man rock star.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)


His band dressed like furries when they performed,not exactly the stuff of rock stars.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 02:11 PM (TAmPV)

328 There's no such thing as a "popular vote" in US Presidential elections.

Every damn time I hear that made-up phrase I bemoan that they stopped teaching civics in high schools.

Every vote