Mid-Morning Art Thread

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Bluetits On A Teasel
Archibald Thorburn

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:30 AM (q80AH)

2 Nice.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (dmYb7)

3 Today's art is brought to you by Katie Hill and Johnson's No More Tears Shampoo.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (N39Ws)

4 I sometimes get that when the temperature drops below zero.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (Do2h6)

5 Or a thistle.

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

6 You did this just for the title, didn't you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (wzVKm)

7 Phrasing?

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (6GjnW)

8 Another one plainly chosen for the name.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blue-footed boob at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (RnSBy)

9 Nope, not gonna go there. I still have some pride remaining.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (szD6V)

10 5 Or a thistle.
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)
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That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:33 AM (G0vdT)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

12 TITS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

13
Two male bluetits? Where are the womyn, gay and trans bluetits? Where is the denunciation of Trump and his Deplorables?

This painting shows insufficient social awareness. Suppress and burn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (7rVsF)

14 I've heard of blue balls, but tits?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Bluetits damn it cold out there!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

16 Accurately painting birds like that seems like it would be very difficult

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (6mvRv)

17 you and I differ on our definition of tits

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (FZYNt)

18 I thought they were boobies at first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (HaL55)

19
Accurately painting birds like that seems like it would be very difficult
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (6mvRv)






No kidding. They wouldn't hold still for the roller.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (veoSD)

20 It is a very soothing little painting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (hLRSq)

21 16 Accurately painting birds like that seems like it would be very difficult
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (6mvRv)

that is why Audubon killed and stuffed them

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

22 Teasel is considered an invasive species.

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (X/Pw5)

23 pasty white guy

red satin undies

blue tits

All American

Posted by: PIERRE LIKES COQS at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (rpxSz)

24 This is pretty. I like how the vibrant blue of the birds complements the golden yellow of the field. And the blue is just enough. Any more and it would wreak the overall balance.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

25 22 Teasel is considered an invasive species.
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (X/Pw5)

Teasel was the sister in Sound of Music that left the brown shirt boys with blueballs.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

26 You did this just for the title, didn't you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (wzVKm)
Oh yes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (wYseH)

27 Those birds seem obsessed with their feet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (HaL55)

28 Tits aside, that's a pretty darn good painting.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

29 Looks like they're hunkering down against a wind storm.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (duxRF)

30
Very nervous this morning. I have had two conversations with the intellectual property division of a local law firm. In about an hour an a half, they'll be sending me a 3-4 page paper. I have two hours to turn it into a provisional patent application.

Wish me luck. A lot depends on the nature of what the paper says. If it's chemistry related it may be reasonably easy. If it's something like electrical engineering, it will be rockier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)

31 Wait.....tits....teasel......

Blue......tease......

I think CBD needs to get laid.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

32 One of the tits looks lower than the other

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (rpxSz)

33 Is blue tits like the female version of blue balls?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (J+mig)

34 Looks to be rubus on lower right.

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (X/Pw5)

35 There are birds called tits & boobs, despite birds not having tits or boobs.

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)

36 The birds are getting in line for the raspberries that should be coming in another month or so.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

37 Too small for food.

Don't choot em.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

38 the artist loved to stare at tits

not bad work if you can get it

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (rpxSz)

39 Willowed from the ONT: Thanks for the advice on the PC. Too bad Windows 10 is a pestilence. I don't think I'll get another Lenovo. The people who recommended it to me have older versions that are going strong. I have a really old laptop that still works if it's plugged in but operates on Win7, so I'll go back to that for my offline stuff.

I'll have to think about using my phone, I guess. I hate thumb typing, though.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (fxCK2)

40 I thought they were boobies at first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him


Those aren't boobies. THESE are boobies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y353y2ov

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (AM1GF)

41
Looks to be rubus on lower right.
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (X/Pw5)




No no. Rubus more to the left. The left!

Posted by: The Bluetit in the painting at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (veoSD)

42 > They wouldn't hold still for the roller.

That's what high-pressure spray guns are for.
Good luck with the patent, Hadrian.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (Do2h6)

43 We have a mess of Bush tits that torture my kitteh.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (PkVlr)

44 Bluetits On A Teasel



I thought it said Bluebell Teasing.

Regardless, it's very nice.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (ftdxp)

45 Came here for tit jokes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (ojX4B)

46 Looks to be rubus on lower right.

Rubus. Tits.

Dude, this is too easy. *points toward left field then steps into batters box*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (HaL55)

47 I just like looking at this one. Shut off the brain and just look. Peaceful.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

48 not a fan of hairy tits


feathery, dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (rpxSz)

49 There are birds called tits & boobs, despite birds not having tits or boobs.
Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)


But they have breasts....like chickens. They got tasty breasts.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

50 Nice tits!

Sorry, I tried not to but I did it anyway.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (1XNk8)

51 > We have a mess of Bush tits that torture my kitteh.

When the bush and the tits get together, it's a probably a sign that you've had too many face lifts.
See: Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (Do2h6)

52 Wish me luck. A lot depends on the nature of what
the paper says. If it's chemistry related it may be reasonably easy. If
it's something like electrical engineering, it will be rockier.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)
Good luck! My uncle had many patent adventures, including finding out the hard way that you can't patent something you're already selling.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (fxCK2)

53
Looks to be rubus on lower right.

Rubus. Tits.

Dude, this is too easy. *points toward left field then steps into batters box*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (HaL55)






*points to #41*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (veoSD)

54 We have a mess of Bush tits that torture my kitteh.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (PkVlr)


Insom. Take care of her tits, will you?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

55 The tits are calm.

Posted by: dantesed at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (88xKn)

56 Teasels are thorny.

Wouldn't want to make a tuffet out of them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (1XNk8)

57 Somebody called nood tits I hope.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (NTkSq)

58 The natives would eat bluetits and thought of the breast meat as a delicacy.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (Gvpa/)

59 Nikki Haley just sent out an email asking for money to enact term limits...

Right, Nikki.

Just because Pelosi continues to get elected in San Francisco we should make sure no elected official can remain in office as long as a Deep State bureaucrat. That will insure that the unelected scum who believe they know best for the country continue to rule from the shadows.

Posted by: jwest at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (U6f/q)

60 Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (ojX4B)

61 Ya giving me the Bird?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (cEsBM)

62 What a spectacular set of bluetits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (NVYyb)

63 Blue = sad.

The tits are sad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (1XNk8)

64 35
It is Booby, not Boob. America has Bushtits btw.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (SkdFx)

65 45 Came here for tit jokes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (ojX4B)

can't wait til tomorrow

were doing the dik-dik

Posted by: PIERRE LUVS COQ at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (rpxSz)

66 This is the real reason God created Eve. Adam is going around naming animals boobies, tits, and cocks, so God realizes He needs to get him a date and fast.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

67 Calming.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (jYnPD)

68 60 Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (ojX4B)

...and the cock crowed a third time.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (Gvpa/)

69 I really fucking hate people. Last night I was on the local news - nothing huge, just a story about Trebek's cancer returning aggressively, so they got some soundbites from Cleveland area contestants. I can post a link to it if anybody wants to see.

So first thing I see this morning on Zuckerbook is a woman I know complaining about sexism because they only got "humans with penises" for the interview. Besides the fact that she's wrong (the reporter told me they had contacted 2 female contestants from the area but got no response), no mention that one of those stinking penised-humans was someone she knows, someone she should have been happy for that I got a tiny little bit of press again - she sure didn't mind taking the $300 that was her share of a prize we won as a team at a pub trivia event.

And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

70 > Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?
Ahem.

Posted by: The English Fighting Cock at October 22, 2019 09:45 AM (Do2h6)

71 69
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

=======

She sounds delightful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:45 AM (q80AH)

72 This is the real reason God created Eve. Adam is
going around naming animals boobies, tits, and cocks, so God realizes He
needs to get him a date and fast.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

Look at this! You people have corrupted Kris.
For Shame!

Posted by: Dear Comments at October 22, 2019 09:45 AM (vqIkG)

73 Tits do not grow on trees. But they like to hang out in them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 09:46 AM (jYnPD)

74 Those birds seem obsessed with their feet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



Poor little cross eyed buggers.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:46 AM (ftdxp)

75
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

Look on the bright side, she's her own punishment.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (6GjnW)

76
We have a mess of Bush tits that torture my kitteh.

Posted by: Nurse ratched>>
Barbara, Jenna or Laura?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (NTkSq)

77 This is the real reason God created Eve. Adam is
going around naming animals boobies, tits, and cocks, so God realizes He
needs to get him a date and fast.

Posted by: Kris


Look at this! You people have corrupted Kris.
For Shame!
Posted by: Dear Comments


We won! We won!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (ftdxp)

78 "As useless as tits on a teasel" isn't a saying, but it should be.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (1XNk8)

79 this is gorgeous. thanks CBD.

Posted by: Moki at October 22, 2019 09:48 AM (mFoNl)

80 America also has a species of bird called Dicksissel. So there.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 22, 2019 09:48 AM (SkdFx)

81 Artist doesn*t know a thistle from a teasel. He could also use some clarification on tits.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a list of local DNC offices at October 22, 2019 09:48 AM (2VADA)

82 Nice tits.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 09:49 AM (jYnPD)

83 Look at this! You people have corrupted Kris.
For Shame!
Posted by: Dear Comments

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Kris knew this was a possibility when she walked into this den of iniquity. In any case, the moose out front should have told her.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 09:49 AM (Y4EXg)

84 Google algorithms is wondering why the sudden upsurge in searches for "birds named after male genitalia."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:50 AM (1XNk8)

85 So pretty. Love the colors. I'd hang it in the entry.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 22, 2019 09:51 AM (al6UK)

86 Blue tits,green tits,I love them all
Captain James T. Kirk

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 09:51 AM (KNsKs)

87 Wasn't Dick Sissel one of the Dicks on Bewitched?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:51 AM (1XNk8)

88 Google algorithms is wondering why the sudden upsurge in searches for "birds named after male genitalia."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:50 AM (1XNk

wood pecker?

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (X/Pw5)

89 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)


People, like being poor, are miserable because they CHOOSE to be. Being happy can be reasonably simple, however, requires work.

Lazy mofo's are usually the most miserable. Why she's on FuckFacebook all the time, pissing about everything.

By the way, was she the cuunt with her tits out in Ace's last post yesterday?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

90 These are not the tits you're looking for.

Posted by: Audobon wan Kenobi at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (ejd/p)

91 The brilliant color and shading, beautifully silhouettes the natural form and grace of these tits.


I'll be in my bunk.





Posted by: dananjcon at October 22, 2019 09:53 AM (u6xw0)

92 "Radically Saved" Kanye Called Rap "The Devil's Music," Almost Quit Industry, Pastor Reveals

-
Is Kanye trying to attract a bullet? I mean, it was a good career move for Tupac and Biggie Smalls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)

93 91 The brilliant color and shading, beautifully silhouettes the natural form and grace of these tits.


I'll be in my bunk.





Posted by: dananjcon at October 22, 2019 09:53 AM (u6xw0)

=========

Weeping with joy at the beauty of man's ability to capture the natural world?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (q80AH)

94 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates.


So.....she's available?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (C+We0)

95 Nice. Look like they might be related to chickadees.

And O/T, let's go, NATS!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (ZuE4I)

96 The brilliant color and shading, beautifully silhouettes the natural form and grace of these tits.


I'll be in my bunk.


Ahh, a nature lover.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (HaL55)

97 78 "As useless as tits on a teasel" isn't a saying, but it should be.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (1XNk

--------------------------------------------

A tit in the hand is worth two in the teasel.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2019 09:55 AM (HvR4z)

98 Is Kanye trying to attract a bullet? I mean, it was a good career move for Tupac and Biggie Smalls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)


Ya gotta do everything you can to take care of your family.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

99 And O/T, let's go, NATS!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (ZuE4I)


I heard on the radio this morning that the MLB hasn't reached out to The White House as of yet to have Trump throw out a first pitch.

C'mon, MLB. Don't be a bitch.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

100
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)






Maybe she should be more assertive and ask men out rather than sit on her ass and wait for them to get around to it. Womyn are caterwauling nowadays about how powerful they are, she should prove it by taking responsibility for her social life. It not a big social faux pas anymore, the 1940s are long gone.

Also, she might consider not being a cunt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (veoSD)

101 C'mon, MLB. Don't be a bitch.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

Too late.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (H8QX8)

102 Global Warming now causing..wait..wait..wait

Hole in Ozone to shrink!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)

103
Looked at Thorburn's other work. Lovely pictures of birds and wildlife.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (7rVsF)

104 102 Global Warming now causing..wait..wait..wait

Hole in Ozone to shrink!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)

==========

Quick! Buy Aerosols!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:58 AM (q80AH)

105 This is wonderful. I love the use of golden earth tones against the vibrant blues of the birds. The poses of the birds are natural which makes the painting more appealing, at least to me. It isn't photo-realistic but is very accurate within a romantic setting. He even captures the lay of the feathers. And he did this with watercolors according to wiki.

If I could paint well enough, this is a scene I would love to do. Thanks for this one, CBD. I'll be checking out other paintings by this artist.

This is our 36th wedding anniversary. What a lovely image to start our day.

Posted by: JTB at October 22, 2019 09:58 AM (bmdz3)

106 I can't believe I'm seeing this word on the ART thread!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 09:58 AM (TdMsT)

107 wood pecker?
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (X/Pw5)

Old American folklore had a story about one of the Founding Fathers having a pecker made out of wood.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Gvpa/)

108 Global Warming now causing..wait..wait..wait

Hole in Ozone to shrink!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)


I remember the good ole days when they had to band Styrofoam containers because breaking them caused the release of freon, which is heavier than air, to embiggen the hole in the ozone layer.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

109 So first thing I see this morning on Zuckerbook is a woman I know complaining about sexism because they only got "humans with penises" for the interview."

so, she's just an attention whore. I've concluded that's what all these people who post up big public complaints on Zuckerbook are, they are desperate for people to see how virtuous they are, and stupid enough to think that playing the woke game is something worth doing. (well, it gets them attention)

Cut yourself off from people like that - you'll never be more than a character in the sad little drama they construct each day to get through the tedium of their lives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Kpl3J)

110 Thornburn pondered in front of his easel
Whether a titmouse was some sort of weasel
He couldn't recall
Just said chuck it all
And painted two tits upon a teasel

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (wzVKm)

111 This was a commissioned work.
Called it The Tit Job.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 10:00 AM (88+cf)

112 Bird portrait.

How did he get those birds to sit still for that long?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

113
Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (ojX4B)
You mean like the dickybird?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 10:00 AM (fxCK2)

114 These remind me of the box cover paintings of the Bachman "Birds of the World" model kits I started my model-building career with when I was 7 or 8. Some of you may remember those: plastic snap-together kits, many of the birds life-size, with a log-and-branch portion for them to perch on. They came with a paint palette, thinner, and a brush, and you painted them by the numbers on the instructions. Bachman had the bluebird, the Baltimore oriole, the robin, the goldfinch, and others, plus in a larger kit a parrot, with two paint palettes!

All for 98 cents (the parrot was 1.49, I think, or 1.9. Amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (ClOmq)

115
Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (ojX4B)








I don't have feathers, but I'm game.

Posted by: Candiru the Penis Fish at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (veoSD)

116 I can't believe I'm seeing this word on the ART thread!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 09:58 AM (TdMsT)


Did you think you woke up in an alternate universe and this WASN'T The Horde?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

117 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

Women are increasingly insane. My question, is why more me do not call them out on this shit, like Scorcese and Tarantino did. Bitchezz like this need a good verbal beatdown.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:02 AM (U7k5w)

118 "117
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates."
She'll finally find some man who will take her shit and she'll achieve her goal -- company in her misery.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 10:03 AM (H8QX8)

119 I got invited to a cock fight once.
I stayed up all night greasing my zipper.

Posted by: Guy Who's Not Overly Bright at October 22, 2019 10:03 AM (Do2h6)

120 WitchDoktor, lookin' for the silver lining!

Actually she teaches art history so you can learn some terminology for these threads.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (oZ6kz)

121 Women are increasingly insane. My question, is why more me do not call them out on this shit, like Scorcese and Tarantino did. Bitchezz like this need a good verbal beatdown.
Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:02 AM (U7k5w)

Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

122 If you can't see how this painting proves Trump must be impeached then you are a Russian agent!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (cXp0V)

123 Also, she might consider not being a cunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019


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Might be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (ClOmq)

124 Global Warming now causing..wait..wait..wait

Hole in Ozone to shrink!

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My sister gave me a SoClean CPAP cleaner for my birthday. I just assumed it cleaned with water. Turns out, it cleans with Ozone!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)

125 I got invited to a cock fight once.
I stayed up all night greasing my zipper.

Posted by: Guy Who's Not Overly Bright at October 22, 2019 10:03 AM (Do2h6)


My sis-in-law used to work for a Dr. that raised fighting cocks and took them up to Oklahoma to make money.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

126 Wolfus: Which Baltimore Oriole? Brooks Robinson?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (oZ6kz)

127
Did you think you woke up in an alternate universe and this WASN'T The Horde?
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)


I thought manners were observed until noon!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)

128 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Feminism really sold women a bill of goods.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)

129 I remember the good ole days when they had to band Styrofoam containers because breaking them caused the release of freon, which is heavier than air, to embiggen the hole in the ozone layer.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Allow me to post a bit of double plus ungood anti-social and thoroughly deplorable opinion:

If the science is looked at honestly, it is quite easy to see that the "ozone hole" only "appeared" because a new satellite had been launched allowing measurements to be made in the southern polar regions. A theory was whipped up to explain why it had "just appeared", but in fact the data taken since suggests that it is a natural phenomena that has *always* been present, and that from time to time it grows larger or smaller due to natural conditions that man has nothing to do with.

Couple this observation with the fact that in the 80's, DuPont and other large manufacturers were losing their patents on freon and also on the designs of cheap refrigeration units that used simple coolants like that. Also note that the replacement materials and designs cost triple or quadruple what the original materials cost, and also had triple or quadruple the profit margins.

One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (Kpl3J)

130 69
I really fucking hate people. Last night I was on the local news -
nothing huge, just a story about Trebek's cancer returning aggressively,
so they got some soundbites from Cleveland area contestants. I can post
a link to it if anybody wants to see.



So first thing I see this morning on Zuckerbook is a woman I know
complaining about sexism because they only got "humans with penises" for
the interview. Besides the fact that she's wrong (the reporter told me
they had contacted 2 female contestants from the area but got no
response), no mention that one of those stinking penised-humans was
someone she knows, someone she should have been happy for that I got a
tiny little bit of press again - she sure didn't mind taking the $300
that was her share of a prize we won as a team at a pub trivia event.



And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing
her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell
you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)
Somebody should buy her 20 cats and tell her to go away. Quietly.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (N39Ws)

131 You did this just for the title, didn't you?"

Well, after this morning's thread...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (6qErC)

132
I thought manners were observed until noon!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)

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It's noon somewhere!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (HvR4z)

133 126 Wolfus: Which Baltimore Oriole? Brooks Robinson?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019


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No, just some birdbrain.

(Miss Linda continually says to me that "birds are smart." I say, "Okay, show me the wheel, penicillin, and air conditioning units in their bird nests." Silence.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (ClOmq)

134 My sis-in-law used to work for a Dr. that raised fighting cocks and took them up to Oklahoma to make money.

There were some folks right up the road from me in Huntspatch that had some gamecocks in pens. This was in town.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 10:07 AM (HaL55)

135
Also, she might consider not being a cunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019


People increasingly think they're entitled to something by virtue of being X and are infuriated that their sense of entitlement isn't fulfilled.

Whereas, adults understand that every day we have to earn what we get. The only thing you're entitled to, I've heard it said, is a Christian burial.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 10:07 AM (7rVsF)

136 I thought manners were observed until noon!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)


Ummm
About that.
I was supposed to tell you something but I forgot.

Posted by: The Moose out front at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (vqIkG)

137 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

138 One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (Kpl3J)


My step-brother is a civilian contractor for the US Government / Military and does Atmospheric Science. He's known the "hole in the ozone layer" was a crock of shit for at LEAST the last 20.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

Get over that, women have always been just as likely as men to be assholes, and with the pussyhead movement, I believe we have eclipsed you completely. If we demand "equal treatment", ridicule and demolish our arguments the same as you would a man...then this bullshit would go away.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w)

140 It's noon somewhere!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (HvR4z)


I didn't think of that!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (TdMsT)

141
60 Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?
*******
Two words. Wood. Pecker.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2019 10:10 AM (LCPmm)

142 Well, let's just assume that "bluetits" and "teasel" have already been thoroughly mocked. I like this one; it reminds me of my mom sitting in the backyard and pointing out the birds, whose species she knew on sight. Maybe not high art, but still pretty and calming.

Welcome to Tuesday Horde. Monday's done and you're chugging along. Here's hoping Murphy and Finagle give you a miss.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

143 One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now.
Posted by: Tom Servo

The Conservative Case for why Big Corporations and the Government Can Run a Big Con on Regular People.

Let me show you this one stupid trick how Dupont conned us all out of a lot of money.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 22, 2019 10:11 AM (vcOmj)

144 137 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!

But if there's only one...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:11 AM (1XNk8)

145 *******
Two words. Wood. Pecker.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2019 10:10 AM (LCPmm)


Now we turn to our resident expert on Woodpeckers, Nurse Ratched. Nurse?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

146 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!

Posted by: Kris>>
Probably an otter identifying as a tiger. They like to role play sometimes.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 22, 2019 10:12 AM (NTkSq)

147

Watta bunch of Tit Teasels........................they need implants and better legs.Are they peckers or swallows?

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (5IHGB)

148 The Carter Center@CarterCenter
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter had a fall yesterday evening at his home in Plains, Ga. He has been admitted to Phoebe Sumter Medical Center for observation and treatment of a minor pelvic fracture. He is in good spirits and is looking forward to recovering at home.

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I suspect that the Jews pushed him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)

149 It's the work of the Tasmanian Devil.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (1XNk8)

150 As for the art, it's lovely. I admire Thorburn's work, especially the pheasants and ptarmigans.

As for birds with male genitalia names, wood cocks comes to mind.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (U7k5w)

151 The campaign to blunt the IG report and Durham is in full gear.

Politico:

As part of that investigation, Barr and John Durham, the federal prosecutor he appointed to conduct it, have been probing a conspiracy theory for which there is little if any evidence, according to several people with knowledge of the matter: that a key player in the Russia probe, a professor named Joseph Mifsud, was actually a Western intelligence asset sent to discredit the Trump campaign -- and that the CIA, under Brennan, was somehow involved.

Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (G0vdT)

152 Tits are icky!

Posted by: Pierre Delicto, Olympic Flouncer at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (Ndje9)

153 Damn, pelvic fracture. That blows.

Awright, heal up, Jimmah.

I do have a heart, after all.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:14 AM (1XNk8)

154 Barr's Notre Dame speech is back up on Yew Tewb.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IM87WMsrCWM

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:14 AM (0Oclf)

155 But if there's only one..."

Limbers up Winchester 30 - 30

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:15 AM (6qErC)

156 Did someone say bluetits?

Bait and switch -- drats!

Posted by: cpurick at October 22, 2019 10:15 AM (7YrFp)

157 155 But if there's only one..."

Limbers up Winchester 30 - 30

LOL! That sounds like a good tasmanian tiger caliber.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:16 AM (1XNk8)

158 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Does kbdabear know you're putting up pictures of tits?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 10:16 AM (axyOa)

159 137 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!
Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019


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Is it known to prefer Foster's beer?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:17 AM (ClOmq)

160 Does anyone remember Rickl mentioning working for a printing Co?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 10:17 AM (/curx)

161 That sounds like a good tasmanian tiger caliber."

Indeed.
*pulls up The Deplorable Gourmet index..."tiger, tasmanian"...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:17 AM (6qErC)

162 Trudeau lost the popular vote by 1.4%.

AP's article this morning....no mention of it. Just that his victory was "not as convincing" as 2015.

Oddly enough no calls to abolish the Canadian electoral system either.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 10:18 AM (FiUMj)

163 Willowed from the ONT: Thanks for the advice on the PC. Too bad Windows
10 is a pestilence. I don't think I'll get another Lenovo. The people
who recommended it to me have older versions that are going strong. I
have a really old laptop that still works if it's plugged in but
operates on Win7, so I'll go back to that for my offline stuff.



Yes, Windows 10 is a pestilence. I had my 14 month old Dell crash on Saturday, and it took 3 hours with tech support and 8 hours in total to realize that I had to do a clean install. If I did not have a backup hard drive, I would have lost everything. So yeah, I am through with Dell and feel your pain.

BTW... my old Windows 7 laptop also works like a charm.

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 10:19 AM (2KYgn)

164 146 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!

Posted by: Kris>>
Probably an otter identifying as a tiger. They like to role play sometimes.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 22, 2019


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We wouldn't shoot an otter. But if it pretends to be a tiger, it's fair game!

Posted by: Tiger Hunters in Tasmania at October 22, 2019 10:19 AM (ClOmq)

165 Even though I've read that tiger is palatable, I just don't think I could. Psychosomatic or not, I'm going to be thinking it tastes like kitty.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:19 AM (1XNk8)

166 -
I suspect that the Jews pushed him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)


If the Jews gave a shit about that bastard, he'd not have a broken hip......he'd be skin free, in a box.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

167 Very pretty. I like it, in spite of the fact that you picked it for the name alone.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 10:20 AM (aXucN)

168 I thought manners were observed until noon!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)


Noon, much like 5 o'clock, is always somewhere.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (88+cf)

169 Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?


Cassowarries.

Um . . . what are we talking about again?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (fqM2k)

170 "One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now."Posted by: Tom Servo

ConGamesR'Us ... the fake academic studies, the fake science, the fake projects that cost double ... conning the public out of trillions "for our own good" has been the biggest game in DC for decades.


The Biden type payola was the norm ... academic frauds abound and collect billions ... military industrial complex theory expanded into everything. This is why the counties around DC are the richest in the nation. (and why infinite debt and monetary policy has served them, not us).


Ending that game is why impeachment can't be viewed in the same context as the past (Johnson, Nixon, Clinton) efforts. The DeepState enterprise has more control than ever, and Trump represents the existential threat (of the people rising up and having a voice).


This sedition/coup is an impeachment effort to protect their mafia (it could be argued that was the case with Nixon I guess, but not to this extent). None of the old rules apply ... it is globally (at least in The West) the people versus the (corrupt shadowy) powers that be.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (Cus5s)

171 Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

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Oddly enough, we were just discussing Schopenhauer yesterday around here. He called it "abgeschmackten Weiberveneration" - Christian culture's ingrained veneration of the wife and women. He was... not a fan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (5aX2M)

172 Another painting where I think the balance of the composition makes it subconsciously aesthetically pleasing.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (9YKBM)

173 P.J. O'Rourke ate dog, as recounted in his great book Holidays in Hell.

I couldn't do that either. He liked it, but asked the reader not to tell his german shepherd.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (1XNk8)

174 Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
This is barbaric. A court has determined that a deranged lunatic mother can now force her 7 year old son to be a girl, and the father has to go along with it. Absolute madness.

. . . .

A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition." This means James' mother, Dr. Anne Georgulas, will be able to continue "transitioning" him into "Luna," $ and now has full authority to start h_im on puberty blockers and eventually cross-sex hormones.

The jury'*s decision likely means that Mr. Younger will be required to "affirm" James as a girl, despite his religious and moral objections, and will also be forced to take a class on transgenderism.


Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Oh and icing on the cake: the demented lunatic of a "mother" isn't actually the mother. The child was conceived with donor eggs. She's not even biologically related to the kid.

https://bit.ly/2N6q7nB

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God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)

175 Even though I've read that tiger is palatable, I just don't think I
could. Psychosomatic or not, I'm going to be thinking it tastes like
kitty.


Just take it to the nearest Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (HaL55)

176 165 Even though I've read that tiger is palatable, I just don't think I could. Psychosomatic or not, I'm going to be thinking it tastes like kitty.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019


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I grew up believing per my mother that the meat of predators like lions and tigers has a strange taste, and that was why we don't normally eat them. Then I read in Jared Diamond that the reason we don't is basically economic. It would cost too much in prey animals, and their feed and everything, to raise a lion or a tiger just for food.

Diamond says he's had lion burger, and it's delicious.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (ClOmq)

177 Even though I've read that tiger is palatable, I just don't think I could. Psychosomatic or not, I'm going to be thinking it tastes like kitty.

Posted by: Guy Smiley
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Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: The Local Coyotes at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (2qPhT)

178 A tit in hand is worth two in the bush.


That's how that saying goes, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 10:23 AM (ojX4B)

179 Damn teasel is taking over the roadsides in northern Illinois. Now I know who to blame: bluetits crapping the seeds all over. We need to import the bluetits natural enemy: redtits. That'll fix it.

Posted by: gp, aka Placebo Delecto at October 22, 2019 10:23 AM (mk9aG)

180 The Barr video at Notre Dame is heartbreaking. So glad someone at AT found it. How long it will last is anyone's guess.

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:24 AM (0Oclf)

181 Used in a sentence:

The Senate GOP is about as useless as Bluetits On A Teasel.

Posted by: Jerry Mandring at October 22, 2019 10:24 AM (moxby)

182 Oh and icing on the cake: the demented lunatic of a "mother" isn't actually the mother. The child was conceived with donor eggs. She's not even biologically related to the kid.

https://bit.ly/2N6q7nB

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God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)

And hence, she's willing to destroy this boy for her own aims.
Hopefully he appeals this travesty of a decision

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:24 AM (U7k5w)

183 Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

I was taught to protect women as the physically weaker sex. Now that's the pinnacle of misogyny.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (9YKBM)

184 Nice detail on the birds.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (9Om/r)

185 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

Oooh, I've met these women. First thing they say: "All men are rapists!" Second thing they say: "There are no good men left!" Putting two and two together is not the strong suit of this type. There are plenty of good women out there just as there are plenty of bitchy women. Find the first, avoid the latter, and life will be peachy for everybody but the bitches.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

186 "abgeschmackten Weiberveneration" - Christian culture's ingrained veneration of the wife and women. He was... not a fan.


Abgeschmackt means vulgar, literally "with the taste removed:.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (wzVKm)

187 Old English tæsel "large thistle used in teasing cloth,"

Kind of like carding, but, anyways, the word is closer to teasing than thistle.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (QrTqV)

188 "We not know whea you tiger is. Stop asking."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (HaL55)

189 30 ... Hadrian,
Best of luck with the application.

Posted by: JTB at October 22, 2019 10:26 AM (bmdz3)

190 174
God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)

Read that this morning, on WZ. Absolute child abuse. Hard to believe they can force such things on a father like they are.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 10:26 AM (N39Ws)

191 I'm going to be thinking it tastes like kitty."

You've just guaranteed the attention of this morning's representative

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:27 AM (6qErC)

192 Abgeschmackt means vulgar, literally "with the taste removed:.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (wzVKm)

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Yup - I came up with tasteless, but vulgar does a better job of capturing the negative connotation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:27 AM (5aX2M)

193 Barr and Durham have other investigative tools available to them, other than the FBI, don't they? I'm hoping they have military intelligence, their own investigators ... many other choices than submitting every investigative effort to (compromised and/or DeepState complicit) Wray and Haspel.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 10:27 AM (Cus5s)

194 185
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her
and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a
cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)



Oooh, I've met these women. First thing they say: "All men are
rapists!" Second thing they say: "There are no good men left!" Putting
two and two together is not the strong suit of this type. There are
plenty of good women out there just as there are plenty of bitchy women.
Find the first, avoid the latter, and life will be peachy for everybody
but the bitches.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (RD7QR)
She sounds like a real bunny boiler.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 10:27 AM (N39Ws)

195 189
30 ... Hadrian,

Best of luck with the application.

Posted by: JTB>>Yes, Hadrian - best of luck with this.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 22, 2019 10:28 AM (NTkSq)

196 wait if they used donor eggs, were they his sperm??!

in that case HE is the father, she is not the bio mom!

crazy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 22, 2019 10:28 AM (Rarvo)

197 Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Oh and icing on the cake: the demented lunatic of a "mother" isn't actually the mother. The child was conceived with donor eggs. She's not even biologically related to the kid.

https://bit.ly/2N6q7nB

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God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Dear Lord,

End it. End it now.
Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 10:29 AM (ftdxp)

198 And hence, she's willing to destroy this boy for her own aims.

Hopefully he appeals this travesty of a decision



Sounds like she-- and perhaps others in this situation-- are suffering from Munchausen by proxy. Aka "she's mentally ill." Which the horde already knows.

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 10:29 AM (2KYgn)

The Morning Report - 10/22/19

throuptrou.jpg

Good morning kids. Tuesday and in the words of Jerry Colonna, "Ah! Something new has been added!" In this case a very interesting wrinkle, if you will to the Democrats' impeachment show. It involves the gracious and lovely, or deceptive and slatternly (depending on how you look at it) dewy-eyed, or -thighed in this case freshman Rep. Katie Hill, or in this case Katie Thrill. Man, the jokes keep coming, among other things with this dame, don't they? In any case, Hill got into a bit of trouble with the revelations that she invited at least one campaign staffer into her bed with her now estranged husband to form a "throuple." Well, it's not for me to judge but I believe this violates ethics rules insofar as having sexual relationships with campaign staffers, whatever the "-ouple" status may or may not be.

But, as I have alluded to up top, it's been learned that nude photos of Hill with the female staffer have emerged AND that contrary to her story that she ended the relationship "to concentrate on her work" (funny, they usually quit Congress to focus on their family), she had someone else on the side - her legislative director Graham Kelly. For crying out loud, lady, shove an aspirin between your damn knees. Seriously, aside from the legal and ethical questions this raises (okay, stop laughing), there are other ramifications insofar as the impeachment theatrics:

...In addition to the legal and ethical issues raised by allegations of a congresswoman having not one, but two extramarital affairs with people on her staff, concurrently, there are issues of national security. Hill serves on two influential committees in that regard: Oversight and Reform and Armed Services. She has access to extremely sensitive national security information. If people who don't have our nation's best interests at heart had access to the photographs, text messages, and other information provided to RedState, Rep. Hill would be an easy blackmail target...

Funny how for almost two-and-a-half years, we had nothing but shrieking and wailing about how President Trump was owned by Putin because the latter had fictional "kompromat" on him, while Schiff-for-brains popped a pencil-eraser-sized stiffie when he thought what turned out to be the Ukrainian version of Opie and Anthony pranked him into thinking they were Russian agents who had nude shots of Trump. In this case, the nude shots of Hill exist and were sent to one source (in this case Red State). My oh my, what is a Speaker of the House supposed to do? If you said cover it up and continue blaming Trump, you win a cookie. If you said, do what's right and remove Hill from any and ally sensitive committee posts and perhaps remove her from office you win a big Nelson Muntz laugh.

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1 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 22, 2019 07:28 AM (81OU+)

2 The others have been informed.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 22, 2019 07:29 AM (81OU+)

3 A wet Tuesday morning to all the morons.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 22, 2019 07:29 AM (vgGyZ)

4 I'm in the mood for a surprise throuple.

Posted by: Matt Plauer at October 22, 2019 07:29 AM (EgshT)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:30 AM (arJlL)

6 WTFO?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

7 Katie Hill sounds a bit....eccentric, to say the least.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:31 AM (oVJmc)

8 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 22, 2019 07:31 AM (oVl+i)

9
beaten like a drum by a coupla bums Oh woe is me.

this fixed tighter than Hillarys' upcoming run.

we have Justie Truwho back in blackface minority.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 07:32 AM (5IHGB)

10
Hill looks like a chunky Mira Sorvino. I'd hit it, but then again, that's a bit too-well-traveled territory for me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:34 AM (zBaqJ)

11 Happy Birthday, JJ.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 07:34 AM (cqNba)

12 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2019 07:35 AM (bwo3w)

13 Why did they have to invent a new name for a threesome?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 07:35 AM (JUOKG)

14 It looks to me one of the fatal flaws of the American Experiment was failure to require political candidates, before they are eligible to run, to undergo and pass background investigations of the type required for secret and top secret security clearances. Merely by being elected, one has been "deemed" to have passed a security clearance and thus eligible.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2019 07:36 AM (Itc1k)

15 Imagining how puckered that Brennan's and Clapper's buttholes are getting about now.

Barr knows who America's enemies are.

So do Brennan and Clapper.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 07:37 AM (T90sy)

16 Jessica Taylor has a good ad. I hope she wins for the Rep for Congress from Alabama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:37 AM (j0JAA)

17
"Uncertain about where the truth is? Follow the money!!! ... Money associated with PP [Planned Parenthood] is blood money."

Bravo, Bishop Strickland

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:37 AM (7rVsF)

18 Also, that chick is nuttier than a three dollar bill. Can tell just by looking at her

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2019 07:37 AM (Itc1k)

19 Now that's THE HILL to die on.....wondered why she walks foony.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 07:37 AM (5IHGB)

20 "Why did they have to invent a new name for a threesome? "

It's the Left.
It's what they do.

Just like In Maryland's Howard County, some public schools have a higher percentage of Free/Reduced Lunch students than others.

So they want to bus kids around, to even out the numbers.


It's called 'Ending socio/economic segregation'

I shit you not.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 07:37 AM (cqNba)

21 14
It looks to me one of the fatal flaws of the American Experiment was
failure to require political candidates, before they are eligible to
run, to undergo and pass background investigations of the type required
for secret and top secret security clearances. Merely by being elected,
one has been "deemed" to have passed a security clearance and thus
eligible.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2019 07:36 AM (Itc1k)

So true, but to fix it would kill the Democrats now and forever.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 22, 2019 07:38 AM (bIrK9)

22 Hill looks like a chunky Mira Sorvino. I'd hit it, but then again, that's a bit too-well-traveled territory for me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Aww, nuthin's too well traveled for da Lone Ranger !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:38 AM (arJlL)

23 If Democrats don't impeach, and I don't believe they will, if the public decides this has been nothing more than a highly labored campaign tactic, which it is, then Donald Trump is going to make them eat every word. Adam Schiff will be finished politically, except maybe in California. Democrats are going to electorally hang over this impeachment nonsense.

Better find some basis to impeach, Democrats, even a tortured one, because when you strike at the King you must win. Otherwise he will strike back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 07:38 AM (NVYyb)

24 I saw the picture of Katie Thrill giving a nude gay haircut to her lesbian lover.

Which reminds me of a certain gay-haircut-giving, cancer death-rays-causing, dog on the roof, car elevator owning, non-taxpaying son of a bitch who keeps women in binders.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 07:38 AM (1XNk8)

25 Bernie's just jealous he hasn't been called a Russian Asset yet. He'd rather be a Russian Asset than an American Asset.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 07:40 AM (JoUsr)

26 19 Now that's THE HILL to die on.....wondered why she walks foony.
Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 07:37 AM (5IHGB)


My almost headline:

The Hill to Die On or The Hill to Die From?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:40 AM (zBaqJ)

27
For, not From.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:40 AM (zBaqJ)

28 Surprise throuple!

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 07:40 AM (NVYyb)

29 Katie Hill isn't just a risk for blackmail, it's clear she has no impulse control or loyalty. She simply cannot be trusted.

Damn, a lot of really sketchy people were elected into Congress in 2018 - and a lot of them are women. Yay, women, you are reaching corrupt/criminal politician parity with men!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 07:41 AM (bDqIh)

30 She's got crazy eyes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:41 AM (q1Pj5)

31 Good mornin horde !
Great job JJ !

Posted by: McCool at October 22, 2019 07:41 AM (WXSv6)

32 Speaking of Mira Sorvino, did she get blackballed by Whoreyweird for something or other that may have been conservative oriented?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 07:41 AM (y7DUB)

33 RedState has the photos, didn't publish explicit ones but there's one (censored) of her nude brushing the staffer's hair.

If you're interested. They are rather tame.

Me, meh. I don't care about the salacious nature of the photos so much as, like JJ says, their value as blackmail material vis a vis a Party that accuses Trump of being susceptible to the same.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 22, 2019 07:42 AM (UXpHo)

34 23
Better find some basis to impeach, Democrats, even a tortured one, because when you strike at the King you must win. Otherwise he will strike back.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 07:38 AM (NVYyb)

Conventional wisdom is that the Dems just want to peel off a couple of RINOS to all the thing "bipartisan" as if that will give it an air of legitimacy to the public.

I don't think it will. They are still fighting the war with the tactics of the last one. Much more of the public is on to them and their scams, thanks mostly due to the very target they are going for.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:42 AM (zBaqJ)

35 Just another example of the Left forcing me to care.


I LOVE cooking with gas.

And now they want to eliminate that as well.

Make me cook with a coal powered electric stove?

https://bit.ly/2JcGKgm

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 07:42 AM (cqNba)

36 >> Jessica Taylor has a good ad. I hope she wins for the Rep for Congress from Alabama.



Me too, Fen!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 07:43 AM (bDqIh)

37 I've found my thrill

On Rep Katie Hill.

Posted by: Zombie Fats Domino at October 22, 2019 07:43 AM (q1Pj5)

38 Damn, a lot of really sketchy people were elected into Congress in 2018

=======

Every election. Either they start some massively sketchy enterprise or get elected to Congress, it seems to me. Kind of a binary choice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 07:43 AM (NVYyb)

39 Will anything happen to the predatory nutcase Ms. Hill or since it's CA will she just be elected again?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:43 AM (j0JAA)

40 32 Speaking of Mira Sorvino, did she get blackballed by Whoreyweird for something or other that may have been conservative oriented?
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 07:41 AM (y7DUB)


I think she rebuffed the Ficus Fucker. And when her father found out, he promised he was going to beat the shit out of him if he ever saw him in person.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:43 AM (zBaqJ)

41 "Why did they have to invent a new name for a threesome? "

Too many people were calling the Crazyfornicate Governor Gavin Threesome?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 07:44 AM (y7DUB)

42 It was illegal, at least technically, to be a communist if employed by the Federal government. For decades if I'm not mistaken. Now that might be tough to prove in some cases. What's Comrade Bernie's excuse?

I never did figure out how he even ran in a Democrat primary. Bernie isn't even a democrat.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2019 07:44 AM (Itc1k)

43 Speaking of gas, I had franks n beans for supper last nite.


Whoooooo !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:44 AM (arJlL)

44 37 I've found my thrill

On Rep Katie Hill.
Posted by: Zombie Fats Domino at October 22, 2019 07:43 AM (q1Pj5)


Where the fuck were you a half hour ago when I was struggling for a headline?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:44 AM (zBaqJ)

45 I can't imagine being this Katie Hill person. You are elected to the body of the House of Representatives of the United States...surely quite a feat under any circumstance, something to be proud of...incoming freshman...and what do you think to do during your very first early months? Open your legs, grab some staffers and start your very own Debbie Does Dallas. Incomprehensible to me. The girl is seriously whacked.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 07:45 AM (JoUsr)

46 Let not your hearts be troubled, dear plebeians. Respectable, well-dressed, Ivy League educated help is on the way.

No need to thank me. You are all most welcome.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, Tanned, Rested, and Ready thanks to the Utah sun at October 22, 2019 07:45 AM (s1IGC)

47 33. Me, meh. I don't care about the salacious nature of the photos so much
as, like JJ says, their value as blackmail material vis a vis a Party
that accuses Trump of being susceptible to the same.


With the Democrats, it's all projection, all the time.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 22, 2019 07:45 AM (IttZ7)

48 >>Me, meh. I don't care about the salacious nature of the photos so much as, like JJ says, their value as blackmail material vis a vis a Party that accuses Trump of being susceptible to the same.


It's like a teen acting out in attempt to shock you. Oh, you're having an open affair? Whatever, lady, just keep it to yourself - no new word or explanation of how edgy it is necessary. Except she couldn't. She had to go and make it our business by sleeping with staffers and carrying on this behavior during her work.

Now, you're just a messy person with no boundaries or impulse control. That isn't cool or transgressive, it's lame. Buh-bye!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 07:46 AM (bDqIh)

49 Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 07:43 AM (bDqIh)

I have to give credit to some of the people who do political ads. That was a very clever and amusing tie in with squad, the leftist squad and the basketball going in the hoop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:46 AM (j0JAA)

50 I am willing to learn more and admit I have not seem many comic book movies, nor read many comic books. The second point is probably why they don't do that much for me. I find heroes in other places. One good place is actual heroes.

But when Copolla and Scorcese make a point to speak out, it is worth listening too. Art is subjective and times change. Maybe they are jealous or just old. But I think we all realize some eras were more creative than others. There is a reason there was a Dark Ages and a Renaissance. There is a reason all rational observers say the 1970s had better music than this era.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 07:46 AM (n13/j)

51 There is a risk in Trump sustaining the twitter-war tempo of his conflict with the Left. That is, it becomes just another "partisan" issue in the public's mind, a he-said, they-said conflict of which the public tires and finally throws up its hands and elects a democrat just to end the noise.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 07:46 AM (H8QX8)

52 I never did figure out how he even ran in a Democrat primary. Bernie isn't even a democrat.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2019 07:44 AM (Itc1k)

But he caucuses with them, and they figured he wasn't going to get the nom anyway so they might as well humor him so Felonia could pick up his endorsement and his base.

Didn't work out so well for the Dems, mainly because they underestimated just how awful a candidate Felonia was.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 07:46 AM (1XNk8)

53 Does not the pictures and details already being published negate the blackmail question?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:47 AM (/curx)

54 Rep. Katie is the Hill do dine on. I'd hit it.

Posted by: gunga din at October 22, 2019 07:47 AM (B+t5k)

55 So Trudeau got smacked around up north, but has managed to cobble together a coalition government with the craziest lefties, or so it seems from what I've read. Very temporary, they are saying. I guess Canada can look forward to another election at some near juncture, to sort it all out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 07:47 AM (NVYyb)

56 I think she rebuffed the Ficus Fucker. And when her father found out, he promised he was going to beat the shit out of him if he ever saw him in person.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:43 AM (zBaqJ)


That's right. Excellent move by Paul although it's probably cost him some roles in the dogshit industry that still whines like a bunch of retarded Kurts about McCarthyism.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 07:47 AM (y7DUB)

57 Does not the pictures and details already being published negate the blackmail question?

---

Smoke, fire, etc. What ELSE is she hiding....?

What does she want to keep hidden to save her job....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 22, 2019 07:48 AM (UXpHo)

58 "Does not the pictures and details already being published negate the blackmail question?"

I would tend to agree with that position, yes.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 07:49 AM (cqNba)

59 The Shit Midas streak is broken? Fucking Canucks! JV country imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 07:50 AM (y7DUB)

60 Sorry, meant to add...there are texts from her showing that she is somewhat sensitive to political considerations. That's why she broke it off with the staffer.

Ethical lapse, certainly. There's more to all of this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 22, 2019 07:50 AM (UXpHo)

61 Scott Israel firing was upheld on a straight party vote, 9 to 8.

All Democrats voted to reinstate him.

Proof that Democrats on all levels of government are soulless pieces of chit.

I'd like the pain of those poor parents who lost their kids transferred to those #!//!@$! Democrats, who couldn't care less.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 07:50 AM (T90sy)

62 I read the article about shoplifting and not so petty theft in the lib strongholds. A solution would be store membership, with customers getting a key card for an annual fee, reimbursed after so many purchases. Of course laws would have to be passed banning this outrage.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 22, 2019 07:50 AM (C1Lsn)

63 I'd like to report gratuitous and illicit Math on the ONT, officer.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:51 AM (G546f)

64 Does not the pictures and details already being published negate the blackmail question?


Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:47 AM

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The pictures haven't been published yet. I expect there is more than a throuple going on with her bedroom activities.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 07:51 AM (JUOKG)

65
Next up: Scorsese slammed for not having enough transgendered characters in his movies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:51 AM (7rVsF)

66 WitchDoktor, That's the ticket. She should be under investigation for things related to her position on those committees.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:51 AM (/curx)

67 RedState has the photos, didn't publish explicit ones but there's one (censored) of her nude brushing the staffer's hair.

If you're interested. They are rather tame.



As nudes.


Not as interoffice candids.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:51 AM (oVJmc)

68 The Shit Midas streak is broken?

I think he lost the vote CH, if I'm reading it right, but he's getting saved by the commies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 07:51 AM (NVYyb)

69
"Will anything happen to the predatory nutcase Ms. Hill or since it's CA will she just be elected again?"


People already forgot about it. Most conservative punditry has the same problem as leftist punditry, they have an attention span of about 2 days. They're outraged about something then forget about it.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 22, 2019 07:52 AM (4thlk)

70 Let me assure you, my most favored proletariat, that I would never engage in such salacious activities as attributed to Ms. Hill. Nor would I ever drink a caffeinated beverage. Or wear white after Labor Day.

Severely conservative leadership you can trust !!! My word as a Romney.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, Tanned, Rested, and Ready thanks to the Utah sun at October 22, 2019 07:52 AM (s1IGC)

71 I can't imagine being this Katie Hill person. You are elected to the body of the House of Representatives of the United States...surely quite a feat under any circumstance, something to be proud of...incoming freshman...and what do you think to do during your very first early months? Open your legs, grab some staffers and start your very own Debbie Does Dallas. Incomprehensible to me. The girl is seriously whacked.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 07:45 AM (JoUsr)

----------------

Talk about ducking crazy.

Oh, Governor Brewer, the difference is half and half.

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 07:52 AM (VHlrv)

72 Pierre Delecto and one of his wives, Coqette, endorse Rep. Hill's re-election

and why wouldn't they

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 07:53 AM (rpxSz)

73 I hope there are no shots of Nadler in a similar situation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:53 AM (oVJmc)

74 @51

Well who is going to fight the war for him the GOP?


The GOP wants Trump gone just as badly as the Donks and Media do.


They are just itching for Trump to pull troops out of theater so they can hop on board the impeachment train, war mongers that they are.


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2019 07:53 AM (JmXYp)

75 Pierre Delecto sounds like a weird sex act m possibly involving fruit.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 07:53 AM (Uu+Jp)

76 Imagine if Ms Throuple were a male Congressman

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:53 AM (G546f)

77 I confess...over the past two days I've kind of missed MUMR.

There. I said it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 22, 2019 07:53 AM (UXpHo)

78 Senator Romney is a paragon of probity and vision. I support him completely.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 07:54 AM (IttZ7)

79 One characteristic that is inescapable, how stupid are these people that deign to rule over us? America has all sorts of decent, peaceable, hard working people from all walks of life, sharp businessmen and women. None of them want the hassle, they don't need the media crawling up their ass with a microscope. So the dumpster fire that is Congress, or the "regulatory agencies" are full of people who would otherwise be unemployable, and for good reason. Yeesh.

We'd be better off with a draft.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2019 07:55 AM (Itc1k)

80 It's hilarious that one of Mitt's liberal buddies in the press outed him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:55 AM (oVJmc)

81 Is Mulvaney issuing clarifications because that dicknose Chris Wallace put words in his mouth. When that pursed face cocksucker pulls that "Mr. Mulvaney, if I may.." annoying interruption nonsense the interviewee should just say "no you may not". Or maybe a quick "STFU" would suffice.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 07:55 AM (y7DUB)

82 53 Does not the pictures and details already being published negate the blackmail question?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:47 AM (/curx)


But it doesn't negate the ethics question nor if there are other compromising photos that could be used to further blackmail her. It also calls into question what she may have revealed even in her short tenure in Congress.

She has to go. If for no other reason than to set an example as well as uphold the damn rules/law. BUT... Democrat.

That said, it is a glaring example of hypocrisy that Trump will doubtless jump all over and beat them over the head with, considering what they did to him with the Steele dossier fiction.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:55 AM (zBaqJ)

83 Hot 100!
I shall ride on the glory for days.

Posted by: Glowing Me at October 22, 2019 07:55 AM (+E0e6)

84 Netanyahu is out as Israeli PM. Whether Gantz replaces him or another election is called is now the question. Kind of a difficult moment to have a government fall, what with Iran picking fights left and right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 07:56 AM (NVYyb)

85 I guess above rookie congreswoman has brought new meaning to the concept of having a staff member,

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 07:56 AM (Uu+Jp)

86
Mira Sorvino in that Woody moofie was a hoot,the high pitched hooker part damn HOT.
I love me some Woody...he is a big family man...he loves his children ......(Phrasing?)

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 07:57 AM (5IHGB)

87 Surprise delecto!

Posted by: Gussy Romney, Boneless Pork Rectum (R- Utah) at October 22, 2019 07:57 AM (NVYyb)

88 Scott Israel firing was upheld on a straight party vote, 9 to 8.

Fking disgrace that it wasn't unanimous for firing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 07:58 AM (1XNk8)

89 We're worried about our pols being blackmailed? I thought we were way past that since the Clinton Era.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:58 AM (oVJmc)

90 You unwashed masses deserve a leader with style, grace, and proper breeding. A man you can look up to - literally as well as figuratively. A man with the good sense to use a pseudonym when communing with the commoners on social media.

I am that man. Mitt Romney - a Mormon you can trust !!!

Posted by: Mitt Romney, Tanned, Rested, and Ready thanks to the Utah sun at October 22, 2019 07:58 AM (s1IGC)

91 I hope there are no shots of Nadler in a similar situation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:53 AM (oVJmc)

They would be used to blackmail everyone else.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 07:58 AM (Uu+Jp)

92 2019 07:56 AM (NVYyb)

85 I guess above rookie congreswoman has brought new meaning to the concept of having a staff member,
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 07:56 AM (Uu+Jp)

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She ain't no rookie no more!

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 07:59 AM (VHlrv)

93 The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2019 07:53 AM (JmXYp)


I've missed this daily statement of fact.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 07:59 AM (y7DUB)

94 @88

He'll probably continue his lawsuits.


These repugnant assholes never go away.

Posted by: Go at October 22, 2019 07:59 AM (JmXYp)

95 Go binder some women, Romenemy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 07:59 AM (1XNk8)

96 Katie Hill? Pics or it didn't happen!
Oh wait.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 22, 2019 08:00 AM (u6xw0)

97 Blackmail is so 1999. Now politicos children just get paid off; much cleaner.

Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at October 22, 2019 08:00 AM (NVYyb)

98 Romney may be the most pious, pusillanimous little shit in politics. No small honor. At least Leftists lets fly with how they feel.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:01 AM (H8QX8)

99 >>The pictures haven't been published yet. I expect there is more than a throuple going on with her bedroom activities.



Starting with how the staffers she shtupped were paid.

Like Ilhan Omar, it's a safe bet she was financially rewarding her lovers, running afoul of campaign finance or other laws. At minimum, there is sexual harassment charges these staffers could make, as well as the staffers she wasn't sleeping with (hostile work environment! lost opportunity for promotion).

This is the type of behavior sexual harassment laws were written.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 08:01 AM (bDqIh)

100 94 @88

He'll probably continue his lawsuits.

These repugnant assholes never go away.
Posted by: Go at October 22, 2019 07:59 AM (JmXYp)


No doubt George Soros will pick up the tab. We really need tort reform, which is exactly why we won't get it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:01 AM (zBaqJ)

101 This thread is worthless without pics.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 22, 2019 08:01 AM (9V81o)

102 Nude hair brushing. I think there's a fetish category on Pron Hub for that.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 22, 2019 08:02 AM (u6xw0)

103
It used to be that people made their money in farming, banking, trade, etc. and went to Congress for one or two terms before returning to their private interests.

Now I gather, it's smarmy characters with political science degrees who interned with some politico, became a staffer for same or a lawyer (the kind that does lobbying), gets elected and devotes their public service to enriching themselves and their families, staying in power so long they have to be carried out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 08:02 AM (7rVsF)

104 Good morning 2012 Romney voters.


Ugh

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:02 AM (nRWPy)

105 I'm liking Rand Paul more and more. He has some ideas I'd probably disagree with, but he gets attacked by his neighbor, has some lunatic leftist shouting at him in a restaurant and instead of saying "I'm out of here" he supports President Trump and stands up against Lindsay Graham. I think he's a brave man and certainly one of the more honorable members of Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 08:02 AM (j0JAA)

106 Coffee is goed

Posted by: Roo the day at October 22, 2019 08:03 AM (Bf3hj)

107 Isn't it amazing nobody ever leaked the list of Congressional sex harassment payoffs, using tax dollars?


That list would be a clarifying moment. We need that list.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:03 AM (NVYyb)

108
Isn't it amazing nobody ever leaked the list of Congressional sex harassment payoffs, using tax dollars?

When everyone is on it, who's going to do the leaking?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 08:04 AM (7rVsF)

109 The House Ethics Committee is a joke. I'm more pissed that my tax dollars are being used to pay this skanky bitch.

At least she hasn't been there long enough to be in the slush fund.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:05 AM (/curx)

110 This is fun:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6cjnx54

Progressive comedian and former Young Turk Jimmy Dore DESTROYS Felonia von Pantsuit hard from the left.

Dore was with the Glenn Greenwald wing in not falling for RussiaGate.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:05 AM (1XNk8)

111 Ad on Linked Up:

Congressional office hiring
Prefer ability to perform penetrating analysis
Overtime required.
Apply now- this train won't wait.

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 08:05 AM (VHlrv)

112 It used to be that people made their money in
farming, banking, trade, etc. and went to Congress for one or two terms
before returning to their private interests.



Now I gather, it's smarmy characters with political science degrees
who interned with some politico, became a staffer for same or a lawyer
(the kind that does lobbying), gets elected and devotes their public
service to enriching themselves and their families, staying in power so
long they have to be carried out.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 08:02 AM (7rVsF)

They are mostly lawyers. Many join staffs and wait out their turn. Most staffers have some type of legal background and want to be a Congressman some day.

As Rush said, Hollyweird is politics for stupid people. And DC is Hollyweird for ugly people.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 08:05 AM (n13/j)

113 Mira Sorvino is in Stuber.

You see her, you go I know her, who is she, look it up, then - oh. Barely recognizable.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 08:06 AM (ZfRYq)

114 Over at Breitbart.com, they have a new tshirt that has the 2012 Romney R font, but instead is a P, saying Pierre Delectopic 2012.

Perfect.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 08:07 AM (T90sy)

115 Go binder some women, Romenemy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 07:59 AM (1XNk


Binders upon binders of women, my good friend - just itching to provide best-of-industry service at market-average prices. You would know, if you were fortunate enough to have my education and upbringing, that is to the path to profit. And profit is what makes this country, young man.


Oh, the tales my father would tell of the earlier generations. Their blind faith and self-sacrifice, without a care in the world for personal gain, made leadership a true joy. None of this individual pursuit of personal wealth for them. They knew their place. Hard work was it's own reward.


That's what American needs, now more than ever. A populace that knows their place. And that place is following behind a Romney !!! Mitt Romney - serious leadership for a serious time.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, Tanned, Rested, and Ready thanks to the Utah sun at October 22, 2019 08:08 AM (s1IGC)

116 Buttigeig is surging, huh?
Looks like he's the Dem candidate who's figured out that he needs to keep a lid on his radical ideas instead of letting his socialist freak flag fly.
He is a socialist for sure, so I hope he does not pick up any momentum. Send him back to South Bend where he can continue failing as mayor.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 08:08 AM (bDqIh)

117 Free Beacon says Cocaine Mitch's next opponent has been attending dinners sponsored by the Muslim Brotherhood US arm, CAIR. She calls them "interfaith events". Hey stupid! Yeah, you, Amy McGrath! What part of dhimmitude is interfaith?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:09 AM (NVYyb)

118 BTW the Dore podcast is NSFW - extremely 'ron-ish language.

Funny though. "Hillary's just jealous because Tulsi is pulling off wearing a pantsuit and looking hot."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:09 AM (1XNk8)

119 Huber is coming, right?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 08:10 AM (ZfRYq)

120 Seriously, aside from the legal and ethical questions this raises (okay, stop laughing), there are other ramifications insofar as the impeachment theatrics:
======

She's obviously a filthy whore. She fits right in with that bunch.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 08:10 AM (vg8iE)

121 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 08:02 AM (j0JAA)

My opinion on Rand has always been: I may not always agree with him, but I am very, very happy that he's in the US Senate.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:10 AM (1XNk8)

122 119 Huber is coming, right?

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:11 AM (1XNk8)

123 Did Killary just give Tulsi's lagging campaign a boost?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:12 AM (/curx)

124 Funny though. "Hillary's just jealous because Tulsi is pulling off wearing a pantsuit and looking hot."


Gee, Hillary, one outta two ain't bad.

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 08:12 AM (arJlL)

125 Rand has his good days, more than most. But like all GOP, you can never really count on him.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:12 AM (H8QX8)

126 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 08:02 AM (j0JAA)



My opinion on Rand has always been: I may not always agree with him, but I am very, very happy that he's in the US Senate.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:10 AM (1XNk

I had a Rand Paul sticker on my truck before he ran in 2016. He is not a perfect fit, just like the rest, but I am also glad he is in the Senate. He could use some better security.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 08:13 AM (n13/j)

127 Isn't it amazing nobody ever leaked the list of Congressional sex harassment payoffs, using tax dollars?


That list would be a clarifying moment. We need that list.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:03 AM (NVYyb)


Paul Ryan covered that with a pillow. Another Eddie Munster act to benefit the Uniparty.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 08:13 AM (y7DUB)

128 Mornin' Horde. Look at things this way: Trump isn't keeping the Left from us. He's all that keeps us from them.

Make ready, my friends. The time is near.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Nonservapunk at October 22, 2019 08:14 AM (D5yyd)

129 123 Did Killary just give Tulsi's lagging campaign a boost?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:12 AM (/curx)

==========

Yes.

Because Hillary is stupid and bad at politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:14 AM (q80AH)

130 The McGrath campaign defended the CAIR dinner as an "interfaith event."

"Amy attended an interfaith event joined by a rabbi and a Baptist preacher and sponsored by the University of Kentucky," McGrath's campaign manager Mark Nickolas said. . .

CAIR's Kentucky chapter was launched in 2017. The chapter's chairwoman Waheedah Muhammad quickly made news with her defense of sharia law, which she argues is misunderstood.


You want sharia law, go to another country.

That is not a good sign McGrath was meeting with CAIR.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 08:14 AM (bDqIh)

131 Say!

I like staffers boy and girl!

I do! I like them, Kate I-am!

And I would f*ck them in a boat!

And I would f*ck them with a goat...

And I will f*ck them in the rain.

And in the dark. And on a high speed train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

They are so hot so hot you see!



So I will f*ck them in a box.

And I will f*ck them with a fox.

And I will f*ck them in the House.

And I will f*ck them with my spouse.

And I will f*ck them here and there.

Say! I will f*ck them anywhere!

Posted by: Rep Kate Hill at October 22, 2019 08:14 AM (WdocV)

132 129
Make ready, my friends. The time is near.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Nonservapunk at October 22, 2019 08:14 AM (D5yyd)

=========

For lunch?

Nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:15 AM (q80AH)

133 JJS: Might want to rethink the title:

Trump Destroys Fundraising Records, Rakes In $300 Million For Re-Election Campaign

even though true, my first glance was , dayum, they finally caught Trump destroying records, the walls are closing in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:15 AM (BiNEL)

134 #nevertrustalibertarian

Posted by: Roo the day at October 22, 2019 08:15 AM (Bf3hj)

135 Oh good.

My USPS Informed delivery e-mail informs me that I am getting a piece of mail today.

Even has a scanned photo of the piece.

A name which doe not reside here.
An address which in not even the name of our street.
In a zip code which is not even remotely close to ours.

Looking forward to when our national health care is run with the same efficiency, and accuracy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:15 AM (cqNba)

136 NPR has about 50 words telling how everyone uses fake names and that it is OK to be Pierres Delectable.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 08:15 AM (JFO2v)

137 131 You want sharia law, go to another country.

That is not a good sign McGrath was meeting with CAIR.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 08:14 AM (bDqIh)

==========

Have you seen the numbers around her fundraising?

Something like 99% of her dollars are from out of state. She's pulling in nothing from Kentucky itself.

She's not going to win. She's going to be another expensive also ran like Wendy Davis.

I think it's good that she's high profile and already going nuts like this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:16 AM (q80AH)

138 Tulsi, Katie and that Kristen from AZ should run together as a throuple, I'd produce a Daisy chain campaign add for them for free even.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 22, 2019 08:17 AM (5mGLC)

139 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Um, where is the line to sign up to "question" Al-Brennan and Clapper? I want a turn. Just for a few minutes. I won't be long, I promise.


Whatever you hear, don't open the door to the interrogation room, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 08:17 AM (HaL55)

140 I'm sure at some point Huber, Durham, Barr, et al will produce
something, whether that something is of use or value is another story.





We are running out of time.

***

Yep. We've got more then enough evidence to indict any number of the deep state actors and we're told to keep waiting for the "perfect case" which tells me they aren't going to indict anyone.



Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 08:17 AM (WdocV)

141 We are running out of time.
And that may be the whole point of this exercise.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 22, 2019 08:14 AM (9QkZK)


Why do you think Congress put such short fuse statute of limitations timelines on Congressional crimes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:17 AM (BiNEL)

142 137 NPR has about 50 words telling how everyone uses fake names and that it is OK to be Pierres Delectable.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 08:15 AM (JFO2v)

==========

It's not like Romney was writing spirited defenses of liberty in the face of a tyrannical government that would hang him.

He created a fake Twitter account to slightly increase his positive mentions on Twitter.

This is really a problem with government, and members and allies of the left, being so consumed by Twitter than anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:18 AM (q80AH)

143 Thanks for the daily linkage JJ

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 22, 2019 08:18 AM (T9rmq)

144 so when do we get to see the photo's? let the american people decide if hill was reckless (was the other one hot?)

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 08:18 AM (Pg+x7)

145 Better find some basis to impeach, Democrats, even a tortured one, because when you strike at the King you must win. Otherwise he will strike back.
========

Now, now, I was reassured just yesterday by a co-worker, a senior executive here, that Trump has committed all these crimes. I said, "What specifically has he done?"

"Just all those crimes," was the reply.

We did agree that the divide in the nation is probably irreconcilable, though.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 08:18 AM (vg8iE)

146 Morning, y'all! So we're back to the era of "muh feelingz matter/shelf esteem"?

Shopping w/the ms over the weekend and the sign outside the chunky broad store (heh) featured two ... well fed ... wemmenz in tshirts reading "STRONG" and "WARRIOR".

Yeah, sure.

Anyway, need coffeve.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:19 AM (6qErC)

147 Tulsi, Katie and that Kristen from AZ should run together as a throuple, I'd produce a Daisy chain campaign add for them for free even.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Oh my!

Posted by: Peter North at October 22, 2019 08:19 AM (ftdxp)

148 134Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:15 AM (BiNEL)

Yeah. I saw that but it's Breitbart's headline.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:19 AM (zBaqJ)

149 146 Now, now, I was reassured just yesterday by a co-worker, a senior executive here, that Trump has committed all these crimes. I said, "What specifically has he done?"

"Just all those crimes," was the reply.

We did agree that the divide in the nation is probably irreconcilable, though.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 08:18 AM (vg8iE)

=========

I like to take the "practicality" tactic.

"What's the practical reality of Trump being impeached?"

"Probably nothing because the GOP is bought by Trump."

"Okay. Then what are we talking about?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:19 AM (q80AH)

150 I must leave you now, my good Republican friends. I have extremely important Senate duties to attend to. I will, rest assured, perform them in the most severely conservative manner possible.

I must express my disappointment, however, with the besmirching of my good friend a former colleague Mr. Paul Ryan. Paul, like myself, is quite dashing in a suit - always sports perfect personal grooming - and, in an almost Romneyesque manner if I do say so myself, is also of larger than average stature.

Really - what other leadership qualities can you hoi polloi expect ? I attribute your comments to petty jealousy. Perhaps, if you would just embrace the joy of providing best-of-industry service at market-average wages for a benevolent employer such as myself, you would replace that petty hatred with the joy of hard work for a company bigger than yourself. Your reward, if not in this world, will surely arrive in the next one. Assuming you're Mormon.

That's the kind of leadership you can expect from a Romney. Mitt Romney - a Mormon you can trust !!!

Posted by: Mitt Romney, Tanned, Rested, and Ready thanks to the Utah sun at October 22, 2019 08:20 AM (s1IGC)

151 Tulsi, Katie and that Kristen from AZ should run together as a throuple,
I'd
produce a Daisy chain campaign add for them for free even.
***

Kristen and Katie are switch hitters but I'm pretty sure Tulsi isn't into women.

Apparently when she first ran for congress she was pretty opposed to the gay agenda. She has since "apologized" for it, but I'm guessing she isn't a fan of the LBTQ+ crap and got on the gay train to keep getting elected as a Dem.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 08:20 AM (WdocV)

152 Report: DoJ Review Of Origins Of Russia Probe Expanded, CIA Officials "Hiring Lawyers"

.. remember that federal employees are allowed to invoke the 5th amendment or keep their jobs, but not both.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 08:20 AM (3aI0K)

153 The narrative that Trump has all of this thought it and in hand and it's all part of the plan is wearing thin.

Yesterday Trump went on a tear about everything in front of the press. He sounded like someone genuinely frustrated by how things are going.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 08:20 AM (ZfRYq)

154 Don't forget to take the dog off the roof of the car, Mitt. Or have a page do it for you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:20 AM (1XNk8)

155 88 Scott Israel firing was upheld on a straight party vote, 9 to 8.

Fking disgrace that it wasn't unanimous for firing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 07:58 AM (1XNk

They need Scott Israel in order to create more David Hoggs.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 08:20 AM (sm6Pk)

156 RIP Japan:
https://www.geo.tv/latest/251814-apan-plans-on-massive-hiring-spree-of-skilled-labor-from-pakistan

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:21 AM (upfer)

157 Because Hillary is stupid and bad at politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:14 AM (q80AH)


Unpossible. I've been hectored by legions of harpies and eunuchs that she's the smartest and most accomplished person ever. It's the patriarchy and deplorables that are keeping her down, dammit!

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

158 Mormons are kind of dumb often times, when it comes right down to it.

Posted by: Roo the day at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM (Bf3hj)

159 Is there a term to describe behavior combining hysteria and stupor? That would be our culture.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM (H8QX8)

160 They need Scott Israel in order to create more David Hoggs.
***

Don't forget Hogg's little friend - who admitted she bullied the shooter....

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM (WdocV)

161 so when do we get to see the photo's? let the american people decide if hill was reckless (was the other one hot?)
Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 08:18 AM (Pg+x7)

https://www.citizenfreepress.com/column-2/naked-photo-emerges-of-congresswoman-kate-hill/

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM (cEsBM)

162 Bag Explodes While Being Loaded On Volaris Flight At Midway (Chicago) Airport

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM (3aI0K)

163 that nude photos of Hill with the female staffer have emerged "

Huh. *looks around at the horde, waits for said pics*

So, the "surprise anal" was all talk, then, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM (6qErC)

164 Isn't it amazing nobody ever leaked the list of Congressional sex harassment payoffs, using tax dollars?
That list would be a clarifying moment. We need that list.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:03 AM (NVYyb)


Why it's almost like they are convinced they are better than us!
And the fact that NO ONE, including purported conservative Republicans, even tried to find that list and publish it is proof!
But, to be fair, Club Congressional has rather strict rules if you want to keep your personal graft flowing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (BiNEL)

165 https://www.geo.tv/latest/ 251814-Japan-plans-on-massive -hiring-spree-of-skilled -labor-from-pakistan
***

I guess the robot thing isn't working out...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (WdocV)

166 Japan is about to see what Norway is like.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (upfer)

167 Other than better pastries and espresso, how are the Democrats with their secret trials any different than the Soviet secret trials that were so popular in their time ?

Can we just start to call them the Soviet Democrat Party, to distinguish it from the one that the Liebermans, the Jacksons, the Monihans, and even Billy Jeff were a part of?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (T90sy)

168 #nevertrustalibertarian

Posted by: Roo the day at October 22, 2019 08:15 AM (Bf3hj)

I don't know what that means. Many conservative life long Republicans consider themselves to be small l libertarian in nature. I call myself a libertarain-conservative. That means I am a conservative who believes strongly in the libertarian ideals of the movement.

Ever heard of Goldwater and Reagan? Many of us call ourselves libertarian conservatives because we had to differentiate ourselves from statists like W Bush, Romney, Bill Frist, and the old Mike Huckabee (he seems to have changed),

We call ourselves libertarian-conservatives because the R party went so statist. I am libertarian like the Founders were libertarian. I would rather be in my camp than that of the statists.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (n13/j)

169 Skilled labor from Pakistan? I didn't know Japan had that many goats.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (/curx)

170
A little known fact Benny HILL was her grandfather.....

tut tut tut ta da da da da COR wotta cracker......

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (5IHGB)

171 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Always a thrill to be woken up by the city deciding to pave your street first thing in the morning.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 08:24 AM (Ki5SV)

172 So where are the photos?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 08:24 AM (yRAFu)

173 Jennifer Lawrence Hired A Food Truck For Her Wedding And The Owner Had No Idea Who She Was

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 08:24 AM (3aI0K)

174 157 RIP Japan:
https://www.geo.tv/latest/251814-apan-plans-on-massive-hiring-spree-of-skilled-labor-from-pakistan
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:21 AM (upfer)


One cannot describe how immaculate a place Japan is, even in the deepest, back alleyway in Tokyo.

Sad. But they insisted on eyeball licking, tentacle porn and robots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:24 AM (zBaqJ)

175 I guess the robot thing isn't working out...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (WdocV)


Too busy screwing the robots.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 08:24 AM (ZfRYq)

176 that nude photos of Hill with the female staffer have emerged "



Huh. *looks around at the horde, waits for said pics*



So, the "surprise anal" was all talk, then, no?


Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM

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Psssst. The nude pictures haven't been published yet.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 08:24 AM (JUOKG)

177 Katie Hill.

Of course you would.

As would I.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 08:25 AM (T90sy)

178 171
A little known fact Benny HILL was her grandfather.....

tut tut tut ta da da da da COR wotta cracker......
Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 08:23 AM (5IHGB)


Yackety Sax > Yackety Sex

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:25 AM (zBaqJ)

179 Psssst. The nude pictures haven't been published yet.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 08:24 AM (JUOKG)

I posted one above

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:25 AM (cEsBM)

180 He sounded like someone genuinely frustrated by how
things are going.
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 08:20 AM (ZfRYq)
He's dealing with unrelenting, circumambient madness. How could he not be? Given that, I thought he was in full control of his wits and often quite amusing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:25 AM (H8QX8)

181 Morning all...

Just wondering if anyone here has seen or heard from rickl. I e-mailed him almost a week ago and haven't heard back which is very unusual for him. He usually responds within 24 hours.

Also, if there is anyone in or near Philly here that might want to go to his house, with his permission of course, and pay him a visit...let me know.

I'm really, really worried....

Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 22, 2019 08:25 AM (cF8AT)

182 Jimmy Carter hospitalized after fall at Georgia home

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 08:26 AM (3aI0K)

183 I work from home now but at the time of that election I worked in an office with several Mormons (they do this thing through their churches where they help each other get jobs, so one Mormon led to multiple Mormons.)

They were, to a person, some of the nicest, most salt-of-the-earth folks I've ever met. The no-coffee-or-soda thing was weird, but nice people. Polite, hard-working, religious. They were 100% all-in on Romney. Major league Romnites.

Thing is, knowing them as I do, I'm sure they're all now NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:26 AM (1XNk8)

184 157 RIP Japan:
https://www.geo.tv/latest/251814-apan-plans-on-massive-hiring-spree-of-skilled-labor-from-pakistan
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:21 AM (upfer)

Who knew the sword they'd commit seppuku with would be the Scimitar of Islam...

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 08:26 AM (sm6Pk)

185 Japanese women are finally going to have sex again. Whether they want to or not.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:26 AM (upfer)

186 How did Justin Trudeau win???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (bDqIh)

187 174 Jennifer Lawrence Hired A Food Truck For Her Wedding And The Owner Had No Idea Who She Was
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 08:24 AM (3aI0K)

=========

Heh.

Star power ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (q80AH)

188 Bag Explodes While Being Loaded On Volaris Flight At Midway (Chicago) Airport"

'cause it got run over. But hey, LiO batteries are soopersafe. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (6qErC)

189
Psssst. The nude pictures haven't been published yet.

***

The ones I've seen aren't all that graphic but she is naked with a young woman....

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (WdocV)

190 Media Memory-Hole Reports Confirming Trump's Ukraine "Conspiracy Theory"


It's actually worse than that. They are calling it a "frequently debunked" conspiracy theory. Implying that it's been looked into and found false instead of having been looked into and found true.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (xqRaG)

191 Yackety Sax > Yackety Sex

...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good cofveve...

Great MoRep as usual, JJ. And as usual, #WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (HaL55)

192 186 Japanese women are finally going to have sex again. Whether they want to or not.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:26 AM (upfer)


"I bukka-KEEEEL you!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (zBaqJ)

193 A black security officer in Wisconsin who was fired after telling a black student not to call him the N-word has gotten his job back, officials said Monday.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (3aI0K)

194 I wondered how best to test out my false posting skills, and thought where better than that hive of villainy and scum, AoSHQ, but you guys and the COBs figured out my MUMR ruse far too quickly so I went to Twatter as my fall back plan.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre Dildolecto at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (BiNEL)

195 I thought rickl was on yesterday...I remember because he liked a joke that I hadn't thought was all that funny, so I was glad someone liked it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:28 AM (1XNk8)

196 jimmy carter is in the hospital after falling at home. His third fall this year according to the article.


That's usually signals the end for someone his age.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 08:28 AM (JUOKG)

197
Huber is coming, right?
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019


**********************
@ChuckGrassley

All of the delays and excuses why the Horowitz IG FISA Report isn't public yet after several months of anticipation of its issues leads me to the suspicion it's going to be "deep six" by the deep state.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 08:28 AM (wiXsO)

198
Somehow, I don't think the Pakis are going to have an easy time of it in Japan. The language barrier alone is almost impossible to deal with.

That said, it will be the Japs that will have to learn Pashtun before long.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:29 AM (zBaqJ)

199 Trump Says China Signals Trade Talks on Target for November Deal

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 08:29 AM (3aI0K)

200 Btw by my calculation, Cato's Not President Day, being the midpoint of the birthdays of Willard the Latter Day Rat, Juan Sidney McRINO and The Beast, is September 1.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 08:29 AM (y7DUB)

201 Huber is coming, right?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019





**********************

@ChuckGrassley



All of the delays and excuses why the Horowitz IG FISA Report isn't
public yet after several months of anticipation of its issues leads me
to the suspicion it's going to be "deep six" by the deep state.


Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 08:28 AM

---

From what I have seen FBI director wray is the one slow walking the declassification process.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 08:30 AM (JUOKG)

202

Realization:

Kurt = Mitt Romney.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:30 AM (zBaqJ)

203 Rep. Katie Hill, Congressional Bike.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

204 The one post from rickl sounded like his cancer was metastasizing. Very worrisome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 08:31 AM (hzb2o)

205 Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:22 AM (cEsBM)

Thank you NGU, I like to know my Congress is hard at work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:31 AM (BiNEL)

206 If I were a contractor for any celebrity from the last two decades, I would likely have no idea who they were. My coworkers were shocked a few years ago when I asked if Beyonce was black. That looked at me almost with pity. I returned the sentiment.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:31 AM (upfer)

207 From what I have seen FBI director wray is the one slow walking the declassification process.
Posted by: Mr. Scott


Couldn't Trump demand that it be released today? Then fire Wray when he doesn't?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 08:31 AM (ftdxp)

208 197 jimmy carter is in the hospital after falling at home. His third fall this year according to the article.

That's usually signals the end for someone his age.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 08:28 AM (JUOKG)


40 years too late, IMHO. If people take umbrage to that, so be it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:31 AM (zBaqJ)

209 196 I thought rickl was on yesterday...I remember because he liked a joke that I hadn't thought was all that funny, so I was glad someone liked it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:28 AM (1XNk

I've search all of yesterday's threads and don't see anything posted by him.

Do you remember which thread?

Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 22, 2019 08:32 AM (cF8AT)

210 Thank you NGU, I like to know my Congress is hard at work!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:31 AM (BiNEL)

Better they suck and fuck rather than legislate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:32 AM (cEsBM)

211 Steiner is coming.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (DMUuz)

212 That said, it will be the Japs that will have to learn Pashtun before long.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:29 AM (zBaqJ)


Ginza during Friday prayers is going to be a hoot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (BiNEL)

213 All of the delays and excuses why the Horowitz IG FISA Report isn't public yet after several months of anticipation of its issues leads me to the suspicion it's going to be "deep six" by the deep state.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 08:28 AM (wiXsO)


It's the political equivalent of using a laser pointer to distract a cat. Lots of moving around and laughing at the stupid cat following a will o'the wisp.

Nothing is going to happen to anybody. Ever. And you can take that to the fucking bank.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (Ki5SV)

214 I thought I read somewhere that the DoJ/Barr is coming up against direct insubordination/stonewalling from CIA and FBI.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (zBaqJ)

215 I guessed this over a week ago. sanders says that aoc will be given a place in his Administration if he is elected. He didn't specify what position, but I bet she will be one of his top Cabinet people.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (JUOKG)

216 How did Justin Trudeau win???



Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (bDqIh)

he packed his country with leftists, he made sure the schools taught leftism. The media promoted leftism. It was kind of like how it works here.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (n13/j)

217 216 I guessed this over a week ago. sanders says that aoc will be given a place in his Administration if he is elected. He didn't specify what position, but I bet she will be one of his top Cabinet people.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (JUOKG)

==========

SecDef.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (q80AH)

218 https://www.geo.tv/latest/251814-apan-plans-on-massive-hiring-spree-of-skilled-labor-from-pakistan"

Hmm. Seeing the source for that tale, color me... doubtful.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (6qErC)

219 191 Media Memory-Hole Reports Confirming Trump's Ukraine "Conspiracy Theory"


It's actually worse than that. They are calling it a "frequently debunked" conspiracy theory. Implying that it's been looked into and found false instead of having been looked into and found true.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 22, 2019 08:27 AM (xqRaG)

I think the talking point is "repeatedly debunked", that's what I heard on Fox News radio this morning.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (xqRaG)

220 213 That said, it will be the Japs that will have to learn Pashtun before long.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:29 AM (zBaqJ)

Ginza during Friday prayers is going to be a hoot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:33 AM (BiNEL)


Pachinko will be Paki-chinko?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (zBaqJ)

221 Another Beatle died today? No? Pity

Posted by: Roo the day at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (Bf3hj)

222 VDH: "the hatred of the media, the Left, the swamp, and the celebrity industry
is predicated more on the successful Trump agenda. He is systematically
undoing what Barack Obama wrought".


It isn't his crude speech, says VDH, it is the success he is having at reconfiguring politics and growing the economy so successfully, bringing forgotten voters to the fore, pushing NATO countries to pony up, and rejuvenating the military.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (NVYyb)

223 This sex scandal is nothing. Remember, Democrats shall not be judged by who they love. And why are Republicans so hung up about a little sex among friends?


Back to impeachment hoax by noon.

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (MxEKc)

224 I don't think the deep state will be able to deep six this stuff coming up. PDTs Presidency depends on it and I still think Barr is solid. But time will tell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (cEsBM)

225 Better they suck and fuck rather than legislate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:32 AM (cEsBM)


Spot on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (BiNEL)

226 Better they suck and fuck rather than legislate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:32 AM


But when they do 'legislate', and pass it so we know what's in it, is that the equivalent of surprise anal?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (DMUuz)

227 I posted one above
Posted by: Nevergiveup"

You sir, are a Great American!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:35 AM (6qErC)

228 227 Better they suck and fuck rather than legislate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:32 AM

But when they do 'legislate', and pass it so we know what's in it, is that the equivalent of surprise anal?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (DMUuz)


Well, Obamacare was not so much of a surprise, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:35 AM (zBaqJ)

229 So, is sushi halal or haram?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 22, 2019 08:35 AM (IttZ7)

230 Couldn't Trump demand that it be released today? Then fire Wray when he doesn't?


Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 08:31 AM

---

Why? Trump already knows what's in it, it's not like it's going to go bad if it isn't released by a certain date.


The less Trump messes with the entire thing the better politically for him. If you think the current nonsense is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet if someone thinks that Trump is messing with the IG report.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 08:35 AM (JUOKG)

231 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM (upfer)

232 200 Trump Says China Signals Trade Talks on Target for November Deal

Fingers crossed. I'm in international trade and this is going to be YUGE.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM (1XNk8)

233 >>I guessed this over a week ago. sanders says that aoc will be given a place in his Administration if he is elected. He didn't specify what position, but I bet she will be one of his top Cabinet people.



VP?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM (bDqIh)

234
Do you remember which thread?
Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 22, 2019 08:32 AM (cF8AT)

I don't. Trying to...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:37 AM (1XNk8)

235 Nothing is going to happen to anybody. Ever. "

Yep.

Nothing more to add. All commentary and such is just fluffernutter...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:37 AM (6qErC)

236 I asked if Beyonce was black. That looked at me almost with pity.


Ditto. I have no idea who these people are, nor do I care. One of my friend's neighbors was absolutely aghast that I didn't know who these pop artists/stars were. I asked, "how would I know? Wouldn't that involve my watching tv and "reading" websites about pop idols? Do I look 12?" That didn't go over well.

In fact, when I do find a character I think is attractive, I carefully avoid finding out about them in real life. It's always a disappointment. They're bound to be an idiot and ruin any "art" I've seen.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:37 AM (nRWPy)

237 I'm up! I'm up already!

Sheesh.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019 08:38 AM (sGotD)

238 She's not old enough for VP.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:38 AM (upfer)

239 240 She's not old enough for VP.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:38 AM (upfer)

=========

As I said, SecDef.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:38 AM (q80AH)

240 That Forward Florida PAC of Andrew Gillum's tells me that he is most definitely running again.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 08:39 AM (JoUsr)

241 I guessed this over a week ago. sanders says that aoc will be given a place in his Administration if he is elected."

So he's looking to put her on his staff?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:39 AM (6qErC)

242 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist



Odoroki no komon

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 08:39 AM (ftdxp)

243 She's not old enough for VP.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:38 AM (upfer)

Piss Girl?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:39 AM (cEsBM)

244 Tami, incoming email.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:40 AM (/curx)

245 232 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM (upfer)

Pearl Harbor

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 08:40 AM (7HtZB)

246 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?"

Ah So?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:41 AM (6qErC)

247
The less Trump messes with the entire thing the better politically for him. If you think the current nonsense is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet if someone thinks that Trump is messing with the IG report.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS

You DO comprehend that THEY WILL DO THAT ANYWAY?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Nonservapunk at October 22, 2019 08:41 AM (D5yyd)

248 243 I guessed this over a week ago. sanders says that aoc will be given a place in his Administration if he is elected."

So he's looking to put her on his staff?

/
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:39 AM (6qErC)

She'll be directly beneath him

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 08:41 AM (7HtZB)

249 I promise a bombshell, no, two bombshells, in FISAgate, by Friday. For real!

Posted by: Joe DiGenova at October 22, 2019 08:41 AM (7xila)

250

Eyeball licking ,tentacle porn and robots .... THOSE are a FEW of my FAVOURITE KINKS............

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 08:41 AM (5IHGB)

251 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM


Gas station sushi.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 08:42 AM (DMUuz)

252 Guy Smiley, you can check your comments on the comment thingy. That might find it.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:42 AM (/curx)

253 As far as slutting around goes for freshman Congress members, I'd say Katie Hill can't hold a candle to Ilhan Omar. She's into Clintonesque territory.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:42 AM (Gvpa/)

254 The hard thing to comprehend about "throuple" is waking up in the morning. Or maybe these are just people completely lacking in self-consciousness.

Posted by: Caliban at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (QE8X6)

255 What job did Gabbard interview with Trump for?

I vaguely remember it...the anti-Gabbards (NeverGabs?) are using the fact that she was the only Democrat interviewed by Trump as an attack-point.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (1XNk8)

256 She'll be directly beneath him"

Ah yes. Stargazing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (6qErC)

257
"TOSHIMA! TOSHIMA!"

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (zBaqJ)

258 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM

Gas station sushi.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


It's not really a surprise if it's expected, is it?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (ftdxp)

259 I posted one above

Posted by: Nevergiveup
=======

When RedState originally published that pic they said at the time they had "much more intimate" photos of the three they had decided not to publish. I think those are the photos he was saying he wanted to see.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (NVYyb)

260 My prediction is Trump wins, and Sanders doesn't survive his second term. I don't even consider any Fantasy Football Dem cabinets, because it's pointless.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (upfer)

261 Yesterday Trump went on a tear about everything in front of the press.
He sounded like someone genuinely frustrated by how things are going.



One doesn't preclude the other. No plan, no management goes without idiots, grifters, and saboteurs seeking to destroy it.


I'm always surprised when anything goes off without some major hitch having to be managed in the midst of a project.


Also Trump has to get his viewpoint out there. The media actively works against him and we all know he mentions things that they leap on to "disprove" and he later turns out to have not only been right, but to have set them up.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (nRWPy)

262 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?"

Domo arigato

*horde is a bit slow this AM*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:44 AM (6qErC)

263 245 She's not old enough for VP.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:38 AM (upfer)

Piss Girl?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:39 AM (cEsBM)

In charge of cups and ice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:44 AM (jYnPD)

264 254 Guy Smiley, you can check your comments on the comment thingy. That might find it.

I'm not positive now..I could've sworn I saw him on but I could be wrong. Memory's the first to go LOL.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:44 AM (1XNk8)

265 Re: Katie Hill

Old and Busted: #MeToo
New Hotness: #MeThree

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2019 08:44 AM (F0ei9)

266 They're bound to be an idiot and ruin any "art" I've seen.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:37 AM (nRWPy)


Child, you are far too young to be so cynical!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:44 AM (BiNEL)

267 >>How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM


It's not really a phrase. It's the "ooooh! ooooh!" sound Japanese people make when they see Godzilla coming.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:44 AM (Gvpa/)

268 247
Pearl Harbor
Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 08:40 AM (7HtZB)

Damn.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:45 AM (upfer)

269 Re: Hill


Strip her of her access to sensitive info, censor her, eject her from the Congress.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:45 AM (jYnPD)

270 surprise anal in Italian:

faggedaboudit!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:45 AM (1XNk8)

271 When RedState originally published that pic they said at the time they had "much more intimate" photos of the three they had decided not to publish. I think those are the photos he was saying he wanted to see.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:43 AM (NVYyb)

Alas, those I can not help with

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:45 AM (cEsBM)

272 In fact, when I do find a character I think is
attractive, I carefully avoid finding out about them in real life. It's
always a disappointment. They're bound to be an idiot and ruin any "art"
I've seen.


Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:37 AM (nRWPy)

Garbo had the right idea.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:45 AM (H8QX8)

273 Better they suck and fuck rather than legislate

At least they're busy fucking each other instead of the entire nation, so there's that.

And yeah, I'd hit it. And I realize I'll be in line for a while.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (HaL55)

274 It's the "ooooh! ooooh!" sound Japanese people make when they see Godzilla coming."

Well, there goes Tokyo...

/wait for it

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (6qErC)

275 267 Re: Katie Hill

Old and Busted: #MeToo
New Hotness: #MeThree
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2019 08:44 AM (F0ei9)


Damn. Another great headline opportunity missed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (zBaqJ)

276 I have come to the conclusion that the Progressive mind cannot contain more than one core idea at any time.

Take the Gabbard is a Russian Spy meme. It is similar to the way the tide pod eating and cold ice baths for a cause run through a community (online or physical). These are not much different than the Progressive reaction to black acquiring freedom and economic power at the beginning of the 20th century. Progressives believe this power was a loss of power by the white nationalist culture so they founded the KKK.

The Media at like the enforcer mob of the Progressives. When anyone threatens their power the reactions is to create a new groupthink message to both rally the troops and defeat the (new) enemy.

Notice that not too long after HRC dropped the Russian Spy meme it could then be discussed on the air. The theme is not actually to say she is a Russian Spy but accuse her of NOT fighting back and defending herself of being the said spy. Tulsi was smart not to take the bait. The Progressives always thing they have won when they force their latest enemy to prove they are not what they are accused of.

Is this any different than accusing the black teen of looking at a white girl?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (JFO2v)

277 Strip her
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:45 AM (jYnPD)

Apparently she does that all by herself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (cEsBM)

278 Surprise anal in Greek?


Amazingly, there is no Greek translation.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (Gvpa/)

279 So he's looking to put her on his staff?


Bernie and Bill Clinton couldn't get it up regardless of the impetus. Those old coots are 20 years past blood flow.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (nRWPy)

280 272 surprise anal in Italian:

faggedaboudit!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:45 AM (1XNk


No, the word is "innuendo."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:47 AM (zBaqJ)

281 232 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM (upfer)

bonsai

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 08:47 AM (JFO2v)

282 The Department of Justice has adopted a new motto, expressed as a twitter hashtag in the modern manner: "#DuoSeptimanas"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:47 AM (NVYyb)

283 232 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM (upfer)

tora tora tora

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 08:47 AM (JFO2v)

284 280 Surprise anal in Greek?

Amazingly, there is no Greek translation.
Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (Gvpa/)


"Sharpton."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:47 AM (zBaqJ)

285 Bernie and Bill Clinton couldn't get it up regardless of the impetus. Those old coots are 20 years past blood flow.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (nRWPy)

One word: Viagra

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:47 AM (cEsBM)

286 Surprise anal in Greek?


Amazingly, there is no Greek translation.
Posted by: Roy


Again, it's not a surprise if it's expected.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 08:48 AM (ftdxp)

287 287 Bernie and Bill Clinton couldn't get it up regardless of the impetus. Those old coots are 20 years past blood flow.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (nRWPy)

One word: Viagra
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 08:47 AM (cEsBM)

=========

"Bob Dole has two words for you: Bob Dole."
-Bob Dole

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:48 AM (q80AH)

288 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM

Tora!
Tora!
Tora!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:48 AM (BiNEL)

289 Surprise anal in Greek?


Amazingly, there is no Greek translation.
Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (Gvpa/)


There's no surprise.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 08:48 AM (y7DUB)

290 No, the word is "innuendo."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:47 AM (zBaqJ)

LOL - and definitely NOT va fan cul'

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 08:49 AM (1XNk8)

291 285
Curses, the hive mind strikes again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 08:49 AM (BiNEL)

292 It isn't his crude speech, says VDH...


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (NVYyb)

VDH can suck on it. I'm so tired of this "crude speech" canard. Trump's rhetoric is Periclean next to the Left's.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:49 AM (H8QX8)

293 That's the horde I know and love. Tee it up and BAM!

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:49 AM (Gvpa/)

294 Democrats Will No Longer Allow Republicans Lawmakers to View The Transcripts From Impeachment Hearings.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 08:49 AM (wiXsO)

295 Maybe "surprise anal" in Greek is whatever the word is for "sex". The surprise comes with hetero PIV sex, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:50 AM (NVYyb)

296 I'm so tired of this "crude speech" canard"

Indeed. LBJ, Clinton all forgotten?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:50 AM (6qErC)

297 AOC: "I didn't come to Washington to become a secretary!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

298 291 Surprise anal in Greek?


Amazingly, there is no Greek translation.
Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:46 AM (Gvpa/)

There's no surprise.
Posted by: Captain Hate


#288. Horde mind is on fire this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 08:50 AM (ftdxp)

299 294 It isn't his crude speech, says VDH...


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:34 AM (NVYyb)

VDH can suck on it. I'm so tired of this "crude speech" canard. Trump's rhetoric is Periclean next to the Left's.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:49 AM (H8QX

They were all playing pocket pool when Bidet said obamacare was a big fukn deal.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 08:51 AM (JFO2v)

300 JJ, I have to say, the Katie Hill picture is much more pleasant as a front page picture than another shot of Hillary ripping out whats left of her hair, or Chelsea looking vacuous.

Thanks!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:51 AM (NVYyb)

301
Child, you are far too young to be so cynical!


I was born this way. And I'm usually right. I'm embarrassed by my failures though, McCain and Romeny. I have to give myself a break though considering who they were running against. I know I never liked McCain and I thought Romney was a squish a la Bush and his "religion of peace" crap. I thought Bush was just trying to be "nice," now I see that it was part of their globalist bs. Romney didn't appear to be a smarmy, traitorous, petty pindick, it must have been quite the effort to hide.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:51 AM (nRWPy)

302 288 Surprise anal in Greek?


Amazingly, there is no Greek translation.
Posted by: Roy


Again, it's not a surprise if it's expected.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 08:48 AM (ftdxp)

You misspelled mandatory.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:52 AM (jYnPD)

303 @236 there are those actively driving the narrative that Trump has everything in hand and soon (#twoweeks) will be lowering the boom and all the bad guys will be off to jail. Just you wait.

My point is that is wearing thin. I do believe Trump is a some-dimensional chess player and does set things up.

But he sounded genuinely frustrated not using his laser pointer to guide the press to what he wants covered.

Maybe it's an act. If so he is up for an Oscar.

McCabe is still on CNN raking in bucks. Durham is "seeking" to interview Brennan. Yeah? If you are the fucking DOJ call him in and interview him. Seek not. Do.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 08:52 AM (ZfRYq)

304 the Katie Hill picture is much more pleasant as a front page picture"

OTOH, this could lead to a very... interesting (yeah, that's the word) art choice...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 08:52 AM (6qErC)

305
VDH can suck on it. I'm so tired of this "crude speech" canard. Trump's rhetoric is Periclean next to the Left's.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:49 AM

You oughta maybe read it, because you agree with him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:53 AM (NVYyb)

306 I thought Greek WAS the word for surprise anal.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 08:53 AM (ZfRYq)

307

Surprise Anal in San Fransisco doesn't exist it's all SHIT & GIGGLES 24/7.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 08:53 AM (5IHGB)

308 I can speak like the queen or I can be crude in my speech. Which one gets the point across faster to idiots?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:54 AM (nRWPy)

309
JJ, I have to say, the Katie Hill picture is much more pleasant as a
front page picture than another shot of Hillary ripping out whats left
of her hair, or Chelsea looking vacuous.


1. Compose a comment.
2. Hit "Post"
3. Schwing!
4. GoTo 1.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 08:54 AM (HaL55)

310 "when do we get to see the photo's...?"

cover-up! of an uncover-up!

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 08:55 AM (Pg+x7)

311 Crude speech?


So I was at a community meeting recently.

And there was discussion concerning someone (Not Trump) being rude, so therefore their position could be ignored.

And I stood up and said that I was tired of this new idea that just because someone didn't speak with the approved words of gentleness and inclusiveness that it automatically made their viewpoint invalid.

Could have heard a pin drop.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:55 AM (cqNba)

312 @305

Well, the Good news (?) Is 8chan is coming back up as 8kun, so maybe Qanon can tell us to trust the plan again.

You're right. It is wearing thin.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:57 AM (upfer)

313 Could have heard a pin drop.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:55 AM (cqNba)

lol, awesome.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:57 AM (jYnPD)

314 Trump's crude speech is condemned, but Rancid Tlaib can mofo with the best of them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 22, 2019 08:57 AM (C1Lsn)

315 ITS FUNNY CAUSE ONCE KATIE "THRILL" HILL GOT HER SOME POWER, SHE STARTED TO GRAB THE WOYMN'S BY THE MISH.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 22, 2019 08:58 AM (ymnmz)

316 Mornin', Horde! What fresh hell?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 08:58 AM (ejd/p)

317 313
And I stood up and said that I was tired of this new idea that just because someone didn't speak with the approved words of gentleness and inclusiveness that it automatically made their viewpoint invalid.

Could have heard a pin drop.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 08:55 AM (cqNba)

=========

This is a documented reason the political elite hated Lincoln in his day.

He didn't speak like them.

He spoke in weird Western metaphors. He spoke too slowly. He was uncouth.

It's always a class distinction bred by closed-mindedness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:58 AM (q80AH)

318 Jimmy Carter hospitalized after fall at Georgia home
======

Beginning of the end. Will be dead soon.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 08:58 AM (vg8iE)

319 The chairman of the DNC drops f bombs in public speech all the time.

So does Beto.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 08:58 AM (ZfRYq)

320 316 Trump's crude speech is condemned, but Rancid Tlaib can mofo with the best of them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 22, 2019 08:57 AM (C1Lsn)

===========

Hers is in reaction to his, therefore approved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:58 AM (q80AH)

321 Flip her over I want puppies...

Posted by: Just The Punchline at October 22, 2019 08:58 AM (flINI)

322 Trump's crude speech is condemned, but Rancid Tlaib can mofo with the best of them.
***

Hell, Bill Clinton can rape underage girls on pedo island and he is still a member of "polite society".

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 08:59 AM (WdocV)

323 Well done, Ben.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:59 AM (jYnPD)

324 So does Beto.

___

I do like the cut of his jib. For a peasant.

Posted by: King George III at October 22, 2019 08:59 AM (WdocV)

325 You oughta maybe read it, because you agree with him.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 08:53 AM (NVYyb)

Thank you. I skimmed it. I don't agree with his premise that the deeper reason or implication for the pathological Trump hatred is Trump's conservative policies. I believe the reason is his freedom of speech, his refusal to be straight-jacketed by political correctness. Beyond any policy (which can always be reversed), the gains they've made in speech and mind control are much more important to the Left. Trump is an existential threat in this sense.
In any case, this is about the 100th time VDH has referred to Trump's "crude speech." Many others do the same, as some sort of obligatory caveat, i.e., "whatever you want to say about Trump's crude etc..." It's tiresome, and false. It betrays their own elitism.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 09:00 AM (H8QX8)

326
I suppose calling Trump's speech "crude" is rather a charged subject. To be fair to Professor Hanson, yes, Donald Trump is "crude" insofar as he is plain-speaking. But in no way should he be mistaken for being stupid or uneducated because he most assuredly is not. He is one of the most, if not the most, effective communicators ever to be president.

And VDH is a huge fan of his. Read his book about the man, if you are unconvinced or even hung up on the word "crude."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:00 AM (zBaqJ)

327 319 While visiting in PA, I had somebody ask me how I could put up with stupid hicks and their southern accents. I suggested she see if there were any Shelby Foote interviews available and get back to me.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 22, 2019 09:01 AM (C1Lsn)

328 @325 well exactly.

Brennan is FORMER. He's a civilian now.

You think you get to negotiate what you will talk to DOJ about?

Why is DOJ playing on Brennan's end of the field?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 09:02 AM (ZfRYq)

329 320 Jimmy Carter hospitalized after fall at Georgia home
======

Beginning of the end. Will be dead soon.

---

Very true. Once the falls start, the end is near.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 22, 2019 09:02 AM (7ZQe3)

330 While visiting in PA, I had somebody ask me how I could put up with stupid hicks and their southern accents"

You'uns travelled around PA?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

331 330 319 While visiting in PA, I had somebody ask me how I could put up with stupid hicks and their southern accents. I suggested she see if there were any Shelby Foote interviews available and get back to me.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 22, 2019 09:01 AM (C1Lsn)

==========

A good response might be to recite a folksy story Lincoln told. Let the other person roll their eyes, and then reveal the provenance of the story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:02 AM (q80AH)

332 Why is DOJ playing on Brennan's end of the field?
***

No knock raid at 3 AM sounds about the right way to proceed here based on past actions right?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 09:03 AM (WdocV)

333 So, apparently, west coast retailers have become so blase about shoplifting that bums and vagrants just fill up their carts and walk out.

It would be awesome if every normal person waiting in line at checkout saw what the bums were doing and just pushed their carts outside, too. I wonder how long this tolerance of theft would last.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 22, 2019 09:03 AM (O7MnT)

334 Any one who is not from NYC is going to think Trump is "crude."

I gave gotten the same crap from these pussy Californians for 30 years!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2019 09:03 AM (EZebt)

335 @335 why Mccabes Porsche isn't towed away on a flatbed is beyond me.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 09:04 AM (ZfRYq)

336 Wait, wait, I'm not through reading yesterday's Morning Report!

Why y'gotta be so danged thorough, JJ?

Good morning. Sunrise here on a beautiful, cool and cloudless Oklahoma October day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - adjusts onion on belt at October 22, 2019 09:04 AM (RnSBy)

337 Leave Pierre alone !

Posted by: COQETTE DELECTO at October 22, 2019 09:04 AM (rpxSz)

338 Morning!

It is a sign of the times when a gay Indiana mayor reaches third place in a presidential poll because he's the sane one... WTF???

I usually lament the fact that I am getting old and may not have too many years left in me.. but lately, I'm kinda glad.,.

Interesting times, indeed..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 09:04 AM (438dO)

339
Fake News tells me President Trump is close to his 1000th day in Office.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 22, 2019 09:04 AM (0ZqdL)

340
@SaraCarterDC tweeted

@NicoleWallace

Donald Trump has been told by close associates that at least one outside adviser that he will be impeached and the only thing standing between him and removal from office is those 53 Republican senators." #breaking

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 09:04 AM (wiXsO)

341 It's tiresome, and false. It betrays their own elitism."

Indeed. The 50th time becomes a bit thin... (and I take 2nd to no one in reading Dr. Hanson's works)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 09:04 AM (6qErC)

342 And VDH is a huge fan of his. Read his book about the man, if you are unconvinced or even hung up on the word "crude."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:00 AM (zBaqJ)

I actually don't believe he really understands Trump. I reference the speech he gave at the Reagan Library about Trump as the tragic hero.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 09:05 AM (H8QX8)

343 Behold - it is I, Mitt Romney. The man that, Brigham Young willing, will be your next President. Having just performed my Senate duties in the most severely Conservative manner possible - I thought I'd have a chat with you common folk. The marrow, the sinew, the gristle that makes this great country profit by providing best-of-industry services at market-average prices.

As you well know, dear friends, these are trying times. The type that makes a man grow weary - and maybe fall for the temptation of a cold iced tea, or to eschew a proper Windsor knot. Don't give in - that is the path of Southern Baptists, whose votes I will however be counting on in November. No sir - no man ever achieved great things like signing onto socialized medicine for an entire state, or breaking up a struggling company to sell off the assets for a profit, by taking shortcuts in the face of hardship. So buckle down fellow Americans, and maybe do some home food preservation while considering sewing your own undergarments. For that is the true way. The Mormon way.

What is also the way is getting behind a leader you can trust. A leader like a Romney !!! Mitt Romney. A man above the people, literally and figuratively.

Posted by: Mitt Romney - Tanned, Rested, and Ready thanks to the Utah sun at October 22, 2019 09:05 AM (dYdbl)

344 341 Morning!

It is a sign of the times when a gay Indiana mayor reaches third place in a presidential poll because he's the sane one... WTF???

I usually lament the fact that I am getting old and may not have too many years left in me.. but lately, I'm kinda glad.,.

Interesting times, indeed..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 09:04 AM (438dO)

==========

He's said that life begins at first breath.

He's not sane or moderate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:05 AM (q80AH)

345 So he's looking to put her on his staff?

ahem, phrasing ?!

Posted by: McCool at October 22, 2019 09:05 AM (WXSv6)

346 WTF Canada?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 22, 2019 09:05 AM (d6Ksn)

347 Durham is not conducting a "probe" - this is NBC speak for a criminal procedure. US Attorneys don't probe - the DOJ and their attorneys are not detectives or cops - the FBI is the investigative wing for the Attorney General and the DOJ.

NBC reports on something they know happened in September - the is no way that the DOJ "seeks" to interview - they subpoena a witness or a target to give testimony. He must come and do so, even if its to invoke the 5th. This has already happened to Clapper and Brennan and NBC is "back" reporting it in the most fuzzy, softest light for Americans who have never had contact with a GJ or a DOJ prosecution.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 09:05 AM (32YRo)

348

The turd who does the Fox News radio fake news updates, Adam Anthony, is a fake news punk.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 22, 2019 09:05 AM (0ZqdL)

349 Donald Trump has been told by close associates that at least one outside adviser that he will be impeached"

Engrish. Does they speak it?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)

350
It would be awesome if every normal person waiting in line at checkout saw what the bums were doing and just pushed their carts outside, too. I wonder how long this tolerance of theft would last.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 22, 2019 09:03 AM (O7MnT)

===

Ha-ha! Try it, citizen, and see how the wrath falls upon Normals who step out of line.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2019 09:06 AM (EZebt)

351 Isn't it odd that Tulsi and Trump and/or any truly patriotic candidates are "clearly Russian assets" (per Hilda), but those that are far left socialist/commie are calling themselves the patriot for America (they just want to remove the constitution, to better serve you).


NY Times tries the spin that the Resistance is not because they hate Trump, it is to protect the country ... by running a subversive, seditious coup based on lies formulated within the DNC/FBI/MSM commie cabal. A more intense version of the sedition that has gone on for 50 - 100 years, funded by foreign interests and now by corporate America and the 20 globalist banks, and unlimited debt.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 09:06 AM (Cus5s)

352 2019, the year the blackface became a resume enhancer.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:07 AM (oZ6kz)

353 >>So, apparently, west coast retailers have become so blase about shoplifting that bums and vagrants just fill up their carts and walk out.

Thought CA passed a law/policy that shoplifting under $1000 worth of stuff (per day) would not be prosecuted? As a result, the shop owners know that police won't bother with reports of petty theft.

Every day now you read a new law signed by Newsom that enables this lawlessness and chaos.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 09:07 AM (bDqIh)

354 and maybe fall for the temptation of a cold iced tea, or to eschew a proper Windsor knot."

Snort.

Dude would faint dead away at "sweet tea"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 09:07 AM (6qErC)

355 355 2019, the year the blackface became a resume enhancer.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:07 AM (oZ6kz)

=========

Northam was the beginning of the end of using decades old stuff against candidates.

Trudeau is the end of it.

Forever, candidates will be able to say, "Voters don't care. Why do you care, media?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:07 AM (q80AH)

356 So apparently investigating either Hillary or Biden are impeachable offenses.

Who knew?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 09:08 AM (WdocV)

357 How you say "surprise anal" in Japanese?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 08:36 AM

Banzai!

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:08 AM (X/Pw5)

358


Donald Trump has been told by close associates that at least one outside adviser that he will be impeached and the only thing standing between him and removal from office is those 53 Republican senators." #breaking

Is this a joke? "Breaking"??

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 22, 2019 09:08 AM (0ZqdL)

359 345 And VDH is a huge fan of his. Read his book about the man, if you are unconvinced or even hung up on the word "crude."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:00 AM (zBaqJ)

I actually don't believe he really understands Trump. I reference the speech he gave at the Reagan Library about Trump as the tragic hero.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 09:05 AM (H8QX

Well, then it's a case of VDH putting things into a context that he understands vis a vis an expert on history and the classics. Trump is a hero, for sure. What fate has in store for him and us will determine if it's tragic or not. But I would disagree with the good prof insofar as the tragedy of Trump is not of how own making or flaws. That's for damn sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:08 AM (zBaqJ)

360 Forever, candidates will be able to say, "Voters don't care. Why do you care, media?"

Unless they're Republicans.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 22, 2019 09:09 AM (81OU+)

361 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 08:51 AM (nRWPy)

I knew Bush was a closet globalist shyster when nothing in the ME glowed in the dark after 9/11!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 09:09 AM (BiNEL)

362 I'm assuming the Left and the establishment has not even begun to reckon with the rage that will be felt and no doubt expressed if Trump is impeached?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 09:09 AM (H8QX8)

363 ...insofar as the tragedy of Trump is not of how own making or flaws. That's for damn sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:08 AM (zBaqJ)


of HIS own making. Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (zBaqJ)

364 Everything old is new again!

Posted by: Zombie Al Jolson at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (IttZ7)

365 Is this a joke? "Breaking"??

Well, from August...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (6qErC)

366 363 Forever, candidates will be able to say, "Voters don't care. Why do you care, media?"

Unless they're Republicans.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 22, 2019 09:09 AM (81OU+)

========

No, the response from Republicans will be even more effective. They'll be able to start every news conference with, "In the proud tradition of Justin Trudeau and VA Governor Northam, I will not bow to the pressure of the mob."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (q80AH)

367 Rest assured, my dear friends, that when the time comes - I will make the proper decision on removing that vulgarian from the Oval Office.

No need to thank me. You are welcome. This is the kind of benevolence and self-sacrifice, quite frankly, that is required from men of greatness. And nobody knows greatness quite like a Romney.

Posted by: Mitt Romney - Tanned, Rested, and Ready thanks to the Utah sun at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (dYdbl)

368
He's said that life begins at first breath.

He's not sane or moderate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger
.......

Not to us! But to the lefties, he's "moderate".

That was the point!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (438dO)

369 Well, I suppose I should try to write.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (Ki5SV)

370 Donald Trump has been told by close associates that at least one outside adviser that he will be impeached"

Engrish. Does they speak it?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)
******************
I know. Tthat was how they wrote the tweet.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (wiXsO)

371 Surely somene has photoshopped Biden in behind Naked Katie brushing the hair...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (oVJmc)

372 Any condemnation of Trump's "crude speech," especially from the Left, practically leaves me guffawing and trying to catch my breath from laughter. Has everyone forgotten what year it is? We're living in 2019, at a time in America where it's perfectly okay to teach 1st graders that anal sex is a good thing. That cutting off one's breasts or penis is a perfectly normal action, on par with getting a new haircut to express yourself. Where every other word on the TV airways has to practically be 'bleeped' out because it's a cuss word. Where NAMBLA lives and thrives and is not burned to the ground for what it is. Where Grindr is one of the top apps to help facilitate sexual degenerates hooking up with other sexual degenerates. Where Christianity is spit upon and the word of God is mocked mercilessly. Where the demon spawn that is islam is revered and held up as a shining example of faith. Where endless depictions of Trump's assassination flourish with ease on social media, and is alluded to by college professors and pundits on a regular basis. Yeah, about his crude language (which really isn't)...pardon me while I could care less.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 09:11 AM (JoUsr)

373 I start my day disappointed.

Neither the Breitbart article nor DDG image search yielded these alleged supposed pertinent images of this congressional orgy gal.

(Just remembered where I am... so I suppose my complaint has already been made.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - for research purposes only at October 22, 2019 09:11 AM (RnSBy)

374 365 I'm assuming the Left and the establishment has not even begun to reckon with the rage that will be felt and no doubt expressed if Trump is impeached?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 09:09 AM (H8QX


The GOP will be electorally destroyed forever if the vote to convict in the Senate, assuming there is an impeachment vote in the House.

And that is very much in doubt given the moves of Palsi and Schiff-for-Brains to delay indefinitely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:11 AM (zBaqJ)

375
I'm assuming the Left and the establishment has not even begun to reckon
with the rage that will be felt and no doubt expressed if Trump is
impeached?
***

Since the House is trying to impeach Trump to stop him from investigating Biden the standard has been set this is obstruction of justice.


They should be arrested, in mass, on leaving the House.

Time for games is over.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 09:11 AM (WdocV)

376 Mitt Romney - Tanned, Rested, and Ready thanks to the Utah sun"

Here, have an AMC car, ok?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 09:11 AM (6qErC)

377 371
He's said that life begins at first breath.

He's not sane or moderate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger
.......

Not to us! But to the lefties, he's "moderate".

That was the point!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (438dO)

==========

Lefties don't matter.

It's the lifelong Democrats who've been Democrats because of the New Deal that matter.

And they don't want their Democratic candidate saying, "Abortions for everyone!"

They'd much rather have one that says, "Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIgSTjzrmRg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:12 AM (q80AH)

378 372 Well, I suppose I should try to write.

Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 09:10 AM (Ki5SV)

=========

God speed.

Turn Theda into a spy ring buster. With magic. And sex.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:12 AM (q80AH)

379 What the media and some GOP do not understand about the Ukraine phone call is how few people care about it. And that is the killer for all of the impeachment buzz that is making DC so giddy - outside of their clique few care.

And that is important, the lesson drawn from Nixon and Clinton. Before you can begin impeachment you have to get a large swath of the public wanting the president removed from office. If not it will not fly in the senate and you risk a backlash.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:12 AM (hLRSq)

380 Surely somene has photoshopped Biden in behind Naked Katie brushing the hair..."

Please, please, by all that is holy - do NOT give CBD art ideas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 09:12 AM (6qErC)

381 So Lil Trudeau Castro won re-election?

Apparently Canadians like their blackface, statutory rape and assault to much to make a change...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 09:13 AM (WdocV)

382 Reading over at DM that Barry has inked a deal to produce a Trump Impeachment movie.
Robert De Niro is involved.

Yeah, that'll be balanced.

Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:14 AM (G0vdT)

383 377 The GOP will be electorally destroyed forever if the vote to convict in the Senate, assuming there is an impeachment vote in the House.

And that is very much in doubt given the moves of Palsi and Schiff-for-Brains to delay indefinitely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:11 AM (zBaqJ)

==========

The time to impeach was a few weeks ago when the Ukraine thing was blowing up.

They've lost the momentum (thanks to Trump's release of the transcript). They're desperate for some reasonable dressing to impeach on, but they don't have anything.

I think Nancy's running out the clock. I think Schiff is trying to manufacture something. I think they're both terrible at their jobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:14 AM (q80AH)

384 382 What the media and some GOP do not understand about the Ukraine phone call is how few people care about it. And that is the killer for all of the impeachment buzz that is making DC so giddy - outside of their clique few care.

And that is important, the lesson drawn from Nixon and Clinton. Before you can begin impeachment you have to get a large swath of the public wanting the president removed from office. If not it will not fly in the senate and you risk a backlash.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:12 AM (hLRSq)


And that is a self-fucking chicken of the Dems' creation. All this Ukraine shit is to drive public opinion of PDT down. And it is not working, to say the least, so they keep ramping it up or fling new smears with the same effect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 09:14 AM (zBaqJ)

385 Forever, candidates will be able to say, "Voters don't care. Why do you care, media?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:07 AM (q80AH)


The Lt Governor of VA, accused (by reputable women in public) of rape, is on record as saying he viewed it as a resume enhancer and will probably run for Governor.

"It doesn't matter what they say about me, so long as they spell my name correctly!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 09:15 AM (BiNEL)

386 waiting for Trump to do something that they can use as pretext to join in against the President.
____

If we let Trump investigate a politician getting his kid a no-show pay for play job we are all going to be in trouble. A lot of trouble. Sounds pretty impeachable to me.

Posted by: Some GOPer at October 22, 2019 09:15 AM (WdocV)

387
It's always a class distinction bred by closed-mindedness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 08:58 AM (q80AH)


When Trump was taking state after state heading toward the nomination, I was certain that he couldn't win and I believed his inability to speak coherently would cause him to lose in the general election. I see now that he was the only one who could have beaten Hillary. I bemoaned his speech to my NYC mother-in-law and said that he'd lose all 50 states. She told me that I was a snob. I think she was right.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (nRWPy)

388 386 Reading over at DM that Barry has inked a deal to produce a Trump Impeachment movie.
Robert De Niro is involved.

Yeah, that'll be balanced.
-------------------
So a fag and a dwarf are gonna make a movie. Like that's never been done before.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (yRAFu)

389 382 What the media and some GOP do not understand about the Ukraine phone call is how few people care about it. And that is the killer for all of the impeachment buzz that is making DC so giddy - outside of their clique few care.

And that is important, the lesson drawn from Nixon and Clinton. Before you can begin impeachment you have to get a large swath of the public wanting the president removed from office. If not it will not fly in the senate and you risk a backlash.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:12 AM (hLRSq)

========

The way I figure it, the basic math of impeachment is that you need a clear majority (at least 55% consistently across polling) of the American politic to positively WANT impeachment AND conviction for impeachment to have any chance at all of success.

And that doesn't even guarantee conviction. We've never seen a successful impeachment, but if absurdly unpopular Andrew Johnson couldn't get impeached, it's crazy to think that more popular than Obama Trump could get impeached.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (q80AH)

390 *successful impeachment conviction*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (q80AH)

391 > Neither the Breitbart article nor DDG image search yielded these alleged
supposed pertinent images of this congressional orgy gal.

Yes, we need to see these for...umm.."archival purposes".
What about the public "right to know"?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (Do2h6)

392 The sheer chutzpah of impeaching PDT for investigating the official corruption of Joe Biden is a thing to behold.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (O7MnT)

393 Carter just realized he lost to RR

knocked him on his ass

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:17 AM (rpxSz)

394 385 @343

The Donks were going to impeach regardless if there were facts to support it.

This is just another phase of the war.


The problem is that Trump has no defenders in the Senate.


If the GOP were interested in protecting and defending the President they would have started counter narrative/counter offensive Senate hearings and join the fight against the Donks.

Instead we have the GOP standing on the sidelines waiting to see where the impeachment winds blow and waiting for Trump to do something that they can use as pretext to join in against the President.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 22, 2019 09:13 AM (9QkZK)
--------------

Here's the biggest reason why the R's will stand behind Trump in the Senate.

Mitch want's the conservative makeover of the Courts to be his legacy.

He can't do that unless Trump get's a second term.

What Cocaine Mitch wants, Cocaine Mitch gets.

Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:17 AM (G0vdT)

395

It all started when Surprise Anal Otter got me...

Posted by: Self Fucking Chicken at October 22, 2019 09:17 AM (w3OLr)

396 Well, Nanzi can have her impeachment and the people can have theirs. Pull my finger.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 09:17 AM (yRAFu)

397 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 09:11 AM (JoUsr)

Well said...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 09:17 AM (BiNEL)

398 398
Here's the biggest reason why the R's will stand behind Trump in the Senate.

Mitch want's the conservative makeover of the Courts to be his legacy.

He can't do that unless Trump get's a second term.

What Cocaine Mitch wants, Cocaine Mitch gets.
Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:17 AM (G0vdT)

==========

There are several reasons conviction won't happen, and that's one of the key reasons.

Mitch's selfishness is better served by keeping Trump around than by destroying the GOP in removing him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:18 AM (q80AH)

399 Gary and Eric, red eye radio duo, constantly bunch their panties with DJT's speech.

And Gary you don't know shit. You are Joe Walsh.

Posted by: GIVE. IT. A. REST. at October 22, 2019 09:19 AM (WX+x0)

400 With just a little luck

Trump could win the electoral votes in 48, maybe 49 states

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:19 AM (rpxSz)

401 Trump's "crude speech"?

Ted Kennedy left a woman to die in a river.
Bill Clinton had sex IN THE OVAL OFFICE with a barely legal intern.
Obama ran guns to Mexican drug lords and gave billions to terrorist sates.
Biden makes creepy and sexist comments and publicly fondles women.
Hillary Clinton endangered Americans, released classified intel,
wiped her illegal server and destroyed mobile devices, left 4 American heroes to die
and lied about it being caused by some stupid BS video,and took money from terrorist producing countries.
John Edwards was indicted for using campaign funds to hide his mistress.
Rod Blagojevich is in prison for trying to sell Obama's senate seat.
Anthony Weiner...need I say more?

Yes, please lecture me on what is "Beneath" a political office.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:19 AM (ftdxp)

402 "He's said that life begins at first breath."

He may as well say it begins when you first eat, or say your first words, or maybe after your first date, or get your first job...he's a ghoul.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 09:19 AM (32YRo)

403 > So Lil Trudeau Castro won re-election?
His party (not necessarily him) will become the major component of a "minority government".
Read: Pierre Elliott Bieber (assuming he remains PM, which may be a big assumption) is going to have to suck miles of fringe communist party dick to accomplish anything.

That's pretty far from winning outright.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:19 AM (Do2h6)

404 I'm told, over and over again, that Horowitz will come.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 09:20 AM (yRAFu)

405 386 Reading over at DM that Barry has inked a deal to produce a Trump Impeachment movie.
Robert De Niro is involved.

Yeah, that'll be balanced.


Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:14 AM (G0vdT)


Not so much unbalanced as batshit adolescent wish fulfillment.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:20 AM (hLRSq)

406 406 Yes, please lecture me on what is "Beneath" a political office.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:19 AM (ftdxp)

=========

Limit it to just presidents.

FDR's affair.
LBJ's schlong.
Wilson's lies about getting us into WW1.
Jackson's duels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:21 AM (q80AH)

407 Actually, the best part about Trudeau winning is being able to smack smug Canadians for re-electing a racist sex offender.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 22, 2019 09:21 AM (O7MnT)

408 I bemoaned his speech to my NYC mother-in-law and said that he'd lose all 50 states. She told me that I was a snob. I think she was right.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (nRWPy)


I think part of Trump's speech is that he ignores using all the "code words" inflicted on us by the media and our "betters" to obscure what they are doing under cover of darkness, and speaks plain language, that anyone, that wants to, can easily understand on first hearing!.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 09:21 AM (BiNEL)

409 407 "He's said that life begins at first breath."

He may as well say it begins when you first eat, or say your first words, or maybe after your first date, or get your first job...he's a ghoul.
--------------------
Life begins upon being issued a Social Security Card. Everyone knows that. Work Shall Set You Free.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 09:21 AM (yRAFu)

410 Here's the biggest reason why the R's will stand behind Trump in the Senate. Mitch want's the conservative makeover of the Courts to be his legacy. He can't do that unless Trump get's a second term. What Cocaine Mitch wants, Cocaine Mitch gets.
Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:17 AM (G0vdT)


Pelosi doesn't want this to get to the Senate any more than McConnell does. The problem is - Nancy is losing control of the House. And I doubt Nancy is so high-minded that she'd lose her Speakership just to save the DNC from embarrassing itself.

This impeachment push has taken on a life of it's own - it's just a matter of time now. My guess is Nancy can hang on until the 2020 election, just by holding out hope that Trump loses and the problem goes away. If Trump wins and Dems retain the House - the vote happens.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:21 AM (dYdbl)

411 > Bill Clinton had sex IN THE OVAL OFFICE with a barely legal intern.

"Barely legal"? She was a 22 year old college graduate.
There's no reason to buy into the left's continuing infantilization of what should be adult human beings.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:22 AM (Do2h6)

412 411 406 Yes, please lecture me on what is "Beneath" a political office.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:19 AM (ftdxp)

=========

Limit it to just presidents.

FDR's affair.
LBJ's schlong.
Wilson's lies about getting us into WW1.
Jackson's duels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:21 AM (q80AH)

JFK having interns blow friends poolside while he watched

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:22 AM (JFO2v)

413 412 Actually, the best part about Trudeau winning is being able to smack smug Canadians for re-electing a corrupt racist sex offender.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 22, 2019 09:21 AM (O7MnT)

=========

Suggested addendum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:22 AM (q80AH)

414 Limit it to just presidents.

FDR's affair.
LBJ's schlong.
Wilson's lies about getting us into WW1.
Jackson's duels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger

I, er ah, banged enough broads to be put at the top of that list.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at October 22, 2019 09:22 AM (FZYNt)

415 410 386 Reading over at DM that Barry has inked a deal to produce a Trump Impeachment movie.
Robert De Niro is involved.

Yeah, that'll be balanced.


Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:14 AM (G0vdT)


Not so much unbalanced as batshit adolescent wish fulfillment.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:20 AM (hLRSq)
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Yes but Barry's got inside info. He's not going to ink a deal on something that's not going to happen.

Looks like Pelosi is going to force her moderates to walk the plank.

Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:22 AM (G0vdT)

416 What Cocaine Mitch wants, Cocaine Mitch gets.

Posted by: WisRich

War Turtle also knows there is no Republican Senate if they vote to convict...voters will see no point in it. He's not letting that happen.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 09:22 AM (32YRo)

417 Bill Clinton settled a sexual harassment lawsuit, was repeatedly and credibly accused of sexual assault, was a client of Jeffrey Epstein and took money and sex from Denise Rich to pardon Marc Rich.

And he is not "crude"?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 09:23 AM (WdocV)

418 412 Actually, the best part about Trudeau winning is being able to smack smug Canadians for re-electing a racist sex offender.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

#wexit

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2019 09:23 AM (FZYNt)

419 Since the House is trying to impeach Trump to stop him from investigating Biden the standard has been set this is obstruction of justice.


They should be arrested, in mass, on leaving the House.

Time for games is over.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 09:11 AM (WdocV)

If Trump investigating Dem shenanigans is an abuse of power, how is the Dem house obstruction and cover up of corrupt self-dealing not an abuse of power?

If only the Constitution provided a remedy for addressing such a long train of abuses.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 09:23 AM (jYnPD)

420 I don't need nancyboy Buttplug lecturing me about anything regarding pregnancy until his boyfriend gets buttpregnant.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 09:23 AM (oVJmc)

421 Lefties don't matter.

It's the lifelong Democrats who've been Democrats because of the New Deal that matter.

And they don't want their Democratic candidate saying, "Abortions for everyone!"

They'd much rather have one that says, "Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIgSTjzrmRg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:12 AM (q80AH)

And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 09:24 AM (7HtZB)

422 427 And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 09:24 AM (7HtZB)

=========

It's a platform we can all believe in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:24 AM (q80AH)

423 > He's not going to ink a deal on something that's not going to happen.

He would if the money was up front.

Wouldn't be the first "deal" that's a thinly-disguised payoff (see also: pretty much every politician "autobiography" ever).


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:24 AM (Do2h6)

424 421 What Cocaine Mitch wants, Cocaine Mitch gets.

Posted by: WisRich

War Turtle also knows there is no Republican Senate if they vote to convict...voters will see no point in it. He's not letting that happen.
Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 09:22 AM (32YRo)

He is sitting on a powder keg, to be sure.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 09:24 AM (jYnPD)

425 425
@407



Imagine a scenario where the Mars rover is doing it's roving thing,
collecting samples and such and suddenly in it's collection tube it sees
a fertilized ovum, and upon further analysis, the ovum is subdividing
and differentiating.





What do you suppose the statements coming out of NASA and the media would be?

ORANGE PLANET BAD!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 22, 2019 09:25 AM (IttZ7)

426 wont have to

the house will vote and it will fail

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:25 AM (rpxSz)

427 FDR's affair.
LBJ's schlong.
Wilson's lies about getting us into WW1.
Jackson's duels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger

Sounds like some missing lyrics to "We Didn't Start The Fire"

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 09:25 AM (7HtZB)

428 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (q80AH)

I would go higher than 55% - more like 75%. Two-thirds of the senate is a high bar to clear and those people would have to be convinced that whatever backlash to an impeachment and conviction comes down it wouldn't sweep them away also.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:25 AM (hLRSq)

429 Bill Clinton settled a sexual harassment lawsuit, was repeatedly and credibly accused of sexual assault, was a client of Jeffrey Epstein and took money and sex from Denise Rich to pardon Marc Rich.

And he is not "crude"?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2019 09:23 AM


Exactly. Dems can get back to me about the dignity of the office when one of ours starts getting serviced by 20-yr-old interns. Until then, they can STFD and STFU.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 09:26 AM (ejd/p)

430 yeah, I don't care for the "tragic hero" analogy much (not that I fully understand the term through classic lit).


imo the fictional world ace brought up yesterday I think, where DC is their own cult because "they belong" to the inside "special knowers" club, is what makes up the cocktail party, the inside beltway special class. It includes the academics that propose fiction on free market theory or the glories of communism, all circle jerking each other.


Trump is a true outsider, and a successful one that could run a dozer, and has true interest in talking with the union workers. He is fortunately NOT marinated in the academic DoubleSpeak. He had to deal with these jerks for decades, while building big things that deliver real world profit, understanding risks and working relationships. DC is instead filled with bribes and lies, and putting America in DeepDebt.


Whether Trump is "tragic" or not ... idk, but the people are trending ever more his way, and it is not really about him. It is about convicting crooks like Hillary and Biden, so proud of their illegal grifting, and getting our government back. It is tragic for all of US if we lose to the cartels.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 09:26 AM (Cus5s)

431 409 I'm told, over and over again, that Horowitz will come.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 09:20 AM (yRAFu)

but will we swallow

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:27 AM (rpxSz)

432 War Turtle also knows there is no Republican Senate if they vote to
convict...voters will see no point in it. He's not letting that happen.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 09:22 AM (32YRo)


Again - it's a matter of how much influence he has over certain members. I don't think McConnell can pursuade Romney, Lee, Murkowski, et al from voting to convict. They're dead-set on it.

Lucky for McConnell - there aren't 67 convict votes in the Senate. At least not yet.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:27 AM (dYdbl)

433 > ORANGE PLANET BAD!

There's probably a hip-hop parody album to be made there... "Fear of an Orange Planet".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:27 AM (Do2h6)

434 I don't need nancyboy Buttplug lecturing me about anything regarding pregnancy until his boyfriend gets buttpregnant.

Then they'll have a little butt-baby, possibly more than one, otherwise known as a Progressive Democrat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:27 AM (HaL55)

435 435 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:16 AM (q80AH)

I would go higher than 55% - more like 75%. Two-thirds of the senate is a high bar to clear and those people would have to be convinced that whatever backlash to an impeachment and conviction comes down it wouldn't sweep them away also.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:25 AM (hLRSq)

=========

I was really just talking about the House impeachment vote.

I can't make a good guess on successful conviction, and, to be honest, 75% seems low.

I'm pretty sure that if opinion polls had existed in the 1860s, Johnson would have had approval in the low 20s, and that still wasn't enough to get all of the votes necessary for conviction in the Senate.

It may seem like splitting hairs, but 80%+ for conviction might be required.

And if a president is that unpopular, he's going to lose his next election anyway, get nothing through Congress, and have little political support for anything. He'll be a lame duck long before the next election.

Impeachment and conviction as practical reality are kind of non-existent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:28 AM (q80AH)

436
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
1h
95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Thank you!

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 09:28 AM (BqBId)

437 "Yes but Barry's got inside info. He's not going to ink a deal on something that's not going to happen."


You have greater faith in his judgment than I do.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:29 AM (hLRSq)

438 Jackson's duels.

Don't forget his parrot! Sigh. My idol...

Posted by: Self Fucking Chicken at October 22, 2019 09:29 AM (w3OLr)

439 443
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
1h
95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Thank you!
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 09:28 AM (BqBId)

==========

But he should definitely use his war chest to fight off a primary challenger from barely Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:29 AM (q80AH)

440 444 "Yes but Barry's got inside info. He's not going to ink a deal on something that's not going to happen."


You have greater faith in his judgment than I do.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:29 AM (hLRSq)
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LOL

Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:29 AM (G0vdT)

441 > when one of ours starts getting serviced by 20-yr-old interns
She was a 22-year-old college graduate.

The age of consent in DC is 16.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:30 AM (Do2h6)

442 http://bit.ly/2W4TQl1
*******
Clinton Foundation Bilked $130 Million From Australia - After 2016 Election Directors Fled Country from Headquarters Housed in a Shack on a Dirt Road Outside Melbourne

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 09:30 AM (BqBId)

443 art bird nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:30 AM (q80AH)

444 I can think of 2 dims who wont vote to convict

Burr a yes maybe

Mutt, yes means he's not running for re-election

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:30 AM (rpxSz)

445 I think Nancy's running out the clock. I think Schiff is trying to manufacture something. I think they're both terrible at their jobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger

They'll continue to talk about an inquiry into 2020, suggest that Trump is obstructing, yada, yada, but the whole thing is slowly being overcome by other events (Durham, etc) and
eventually will become just some background noise that occasionally the media will try to unsuccessfully resurrect.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 09:30 AM (32YRo)

446 It's unbelievable that Canadians reelected that idiot boy Trudeau. He is a foolish child. Yeah, I get it. He's not as strong as before. But he was reelected nonetheless. Just goes to show why I will always remain cynical in my belief that people are very stupid overall, and it goes to show why I'm anticipating 2020 with a level of trepidation.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (JoUsr)

447 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
2m
BREXIT: U.K PM JOHNSON SAYS ESCAPE ROUTE AND PRIZE IS VISIBLE: A NEW BEGINNING FOR THE UK || SAYS CLEAR MAJORITY WANT BREXIT DONE || SAYS LET US DO IT NOW AND TONIGHT

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (BqBId)

448 I, Paolo, will be calling on this skank. Soon.

Posted by: Paolo at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (Y274z)

449 In before the Nood? "Mitt Romneys explanation for Pierre Delecto is LESS than convincing and outright embarrassing"

"I like what I like... I follow a lot of people as a way to keep up with the news and I, you know, followed 600 or some odd people, 700. Just a way to have a private account to see what's going on."


https://is.gd/f4OCx0

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (O7MnT)

450 Impeachment and conviction as practical reality are kind of non-existent.

*ahem* *presses CAP LOCK key*
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS FOR IMPEACHMENT. NONE. THIS IS A FAIRY TALE CONCOCTED BY OUR DOMESTIC ENEMIES. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THIS RIDICULOUSLY FALSE IDEA ANY CREDENCE!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (HaL55)

451 t's unbelievable that Canadians reelected that idiot boy Trudeau. He is a foolish child. Yeah, I get it. He's not as strong as before. But he was reelected nonetheless. Just goes to show why I will always remain cynical in my belief that people are very stupid overall, and it goes to show why I'm anticipating 2020 with a level of trepidation.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (JoUsr)
********
Nope, Big Cities did. They rule even more than the big Cities here do

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (BqBId)

452 >>Reading over at DM that Barry has inked a deal to produce a Trump Impeachment movie.
Robert De Niro is involved.



AYFKM??
Talk about breaking the "norms" of the office.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (bDqIh)

453 some good news

Tasmanian tiger seen 80 years after it was thought to have gone extinct

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

454 Potential for blackmail.
Reminds me of another major reason to consider the intelligence of anyone who voted for Hillary.
And those people still squawk about 2016.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 22, 2019 09:33 AM (C2haE)

455 hey'd much rather have one that says, "Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others!"

Whenever you see Democrats wearing flags. It is always for a tv event and the caucus handed them out at the event. Even then, many don't wear them.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 09:33 AM (n13/j)

456 62 I read the article about shoplifting and not so petty theft in the lib strongholds. A solution would be store membership, with customers getting a key card for an annual fee, reimbursed after so many purchases. Of course laws would have to be passed banning this outrage.
__________________

That would be deemed raaaaaaacist. In Philly they tried to outlaw having store cashiers in secure cages, because the sight of such security supposedly hurt the feeeelz of the 'po folks who routinely rob, stab, and shoot such cashiers.

See store security and the safety of store employees is much less important than not offending the tender sensibilities of 'po folk, including the 'po folk who are thieves and killers.

It's basically just another income re-distribution scam by our betters, who think it's not faaaaaaaiiiiirrrrr that some people have more money than others, and live in safer neighborhoods than others. If they make it so that the poor can steal more easily from the working and middle classes, then somehow the poor will magically become working and middle class types.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (k4dH2)

457 I can think of 2 dims who wont vote to convict. Burr a yes maybe. Mutt, yes means he's not running for re-election.
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:30 AM (rpxSz)


Romney, Lee, Burr, Portman, and Murkowski are locks - that's five. I agree with two dems that are a no - Manchin and Ms. Boots.

67 convicts - 5 GOP locks - 50 DNC votes = 12 short. So - out of 43 remaining GOP Senators - the Dems have to find twelve votes. That's the math.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (dYdbl)

458 "I like what I like... I follow a lot of people as a way to keep up with the news and I, you know, followed 600 or some odd people, 700. Just a way to have a private account to see what's going on."

Yeah, the outcome hinges on college-educated suburban women... many of whom are idiots. Also, vote fraud.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (O7MnT)

459 Heh, Trump's afraid now. Falling back on his approval among "Republicans".

Posted by: No at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (H0mxs)

460 Yeah, the outcome hinges on college-educated suburban women... many of whom are idiots. Also, vote fraud.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (O7MnT)


You think they're idiots ? We decided to let 'em vote !!!

Posted by: 1920s Men with Really Weak Pimp Hands at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (dYdbl)

461 AYFKM??
Talk about breaking the "norms" of the office.
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Well to be fair, Barky had already pretty much obliterated the "norms" of that office by using the federal intelligence apparatus to spy on and try to derail Trump's campaign.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (k4dH2)

462 Nice ad, Jessica Taylor, you've got a fan.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (OiC69)

463 No is here.

No Thought.

No Sense.

No Point.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (oVJmc)

464 THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS FOR IMPEACHMENT. NONE.
THIS IS A FAIRY TALE CONCOCTED BY OUR DOMESTIC ENEMIES. PLEASE DO NOT
GIVE THIS RIDICULOUSLY FALSE IDEA ANY CREDENCE!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (HaL55)


A House majority and 67 Senators can remove any President just because they don't like his necktie. It's a political process, not a judicial process.

Screaming that they can't doesn't change anything. They can. Doesn't mean they should - but they can.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (dYdbl)

465 *Finishes reading links. Scratches itchy trigger finger.*

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (0Oclf)

466 Lucky for McConnell - there aren't 67 convict votes in the Senate. At least not yet.


Posted by: Strategy and Tactics

He has enormous leverage over the Murk, Collins, etc - being on committees and having any voice in a majority is actually still pretty important to this political whores, more than having Jake Tapper love you for 30 seconds - the only one that might fall on his sword is Mittens - its his last national office anyway and he already senses it...and he likes having Tapper's probe up his tush anyway

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (32YRo)

467 471 A House majority and 67 Senators can remove any President just because they don't like his necktie. It's a political process, not a judicial process.

Screaming that they can't doesn't change anything. They can. Doesn't mean they should - but they can.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (dYdbl)

==========

It's political will backed by the will of the electorate. If that exists because of the president's tie, SCOTUS would never roll it back and we'd have our first precedent on presidential impeachment that says it's okay to impeach because of stupid reasons.

That would be the practical reality of that situation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (q80AH)

468 He has enormous leverage over the Murk, Collins, etc
- being on committees and having any voice in a majority is actually
still pretty important to this political whores, more than having Jake
Tapper love you for 30 seconds - the only one that might fall on his
sword is Mittens - its his last national office anyway and he already
senses it...and he likes having Tapper's probe up his tush anyway
Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (32YRo)


It comes down to their personal perceptions - remember, these fuckers live in a vacuum. They may see a convict vote as a winning play. Whenever playing cards, or the infinitely complicated game of Real Life - I find I do my best when I figure out what my opponent sees as their own winning play, not necessarily what I think is their winning play.

I'm sticking with Lock Status for Romney, Burr, Portman, Murkowski, and Burr. Here's the thing - if Trump wins 2020 and the DNC keeps the House - I'm 99 44/100 positive we're going to find out.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (dYdbl)

469 >>Well to be fair, Barky had already pretty much obliterated the "norms" of that office by using the federal intelligence apparatus to spy on and try to derail Trump's campaign.

Sure, but that was behind the scenes, believed to be a "conspiracy theory" by a large portion of the population.

This impeachment movie? In-your-face incivility and tearing apart the country. Obama being Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (bDqIh)

470 That would be the practical reality of that situation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (q80AH)


Are you holding out hope that SCOTUS will overturn an Conviction ? Really ?

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:45 AM (dYdbl)

471 478 That would be the practical reality of that situation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (q80AH)

Are you holding out hope that SCOTUS will overturn an Conviction ? Really ?

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:45 AM (dYdbl)

=========

Actually, I said the exact opposite of that.

Good reading comprehension.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:46 AM (q80AH)

472 The Dems are supposed to pass up impeachment so they can block Trump from appointing RBG's replacement ?
Don't think so.

The ONLY surprise is that the Dems are taking this long. The Dems playing the game at its lowest and most brutal level.
RBG cannot die until Trump is impeached.
If RBG is smart she wont go for any late night
walks or Ft Marcy visits after
Trump is impeached.
Somebody here said The Turtle would push through Trump's SCOTUS nominee despite impeachment.
NO WAY.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 22, 2019 09:46 AM (LFjgB)

473 Good reading comprehension.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:46 AM (q80AH)


Here's what you said -
It's political will backed by the will of the electorate. If that exists
because of the president's tie, SCOTUS would never roll it back and
we'd have our first precedent on presidential impeachment that says it's
okay to impeach because of stupid reasons.

It implies that SCOTUS has the option and simply wouldn't exercise it. They don't. My reading comprehension is just fine.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:48 AM (dYdbl)

474 481 Good reading comprehension.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:46 AM (q80AH)

Here's what you said -
It's political will backed by the will of the electorate. If that exists
because of the president's tie, SCOTUS would never roll it back and
we'd have our first precedent on presidential impeachment that says it's
okay to impeach because of stupid reasons.

It implies that SCOTUS has the option and simply wouldn't exercise it. They don't. My reading comprehension is just fine.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:48 AM (dYdbl)

==========

Here's what you said:

"Are you holding out hope that SCOTUS will overturn an Conviction ? Really ?"

Does what I said sound like I'm holding out hope for SCOTUS overturning a conviction? I say that they wouldn't. It would surely come to them through a lawsuit, and they wouldn't touch it.

Again, great reading comprehension.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:50 AM (q80AH)

475 The ONLY surprise is that the Dems are taking this long.

It is a counter-attack. They do not control the timing.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (nIvDu)

476 "Radically Saved" Kanye Called Rap "The Devil's Music," Almost Quit Industry, Pastor Reveals (Satchmo, Ella and the Duke smiling down from Heaven - jjs)


I have not been so excited about a new album release in a long time.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (0CeRG)

477 Again, great reading comprehension.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:50 AM (q80AH)


OK - since you insist on playing a game of Internet Asshole, deal me in. You consistently bring up the idea that Impeachment can't happen - and you infer anything and everything to justify the notion. Let's dispel all that and be done. The "will of the electorate" doesn't matter. The opinion of SCOTUS doesn't matter. And by all means, you're highly considered opinion about the wisdom of the strategy surely does not matter.

The only thing that matters is the collective vote of a majority of the House and a super-majority of the Senate. Maybe they'll call and ask you what you think about it. But I highly fucking doubt it.


Even mentioning SCOTUS just gives certain folks a false hope in this idea that Impeachment requires a certain level of wrongdoing before it can go forward. That is false. As Gerald Ford said in 1970, when he was only House Minority Leader, "An impeachable offense is whatever a majority of the House of Representatives considers it to be at a given moment in history."

Got it ? Comprehending it ?

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (dYdbl)

478 Screaming that they can't doesn't change anything. They can. Doesn't mean they should - but they can.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics

John Roberts proceeds over the trial, he has no restrictions on his conduct. We all know he can off script.

Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (DF4Lq)

479 485
Even mentioning SCOTUS just gives certain folks a false hope in this idea that Impeachment requires a certain level of wrongdoing before it can go forward. That is false. As Gerald Ford said in 1970, when he was only House Minority Leader, "An impeachable offense is whatever a majority of the House of Representatives considers it to be at a given moment in history."

Got it ? Comprehending it ?
Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (dYdbl)

=========

I actually agree with this.

Political will will define what the high crimes and misdemeanors are.

But, assuming we get to a successful conviction (which we've never done on a presidential level) what happens then? Does Trump just shrug his shoulders and go home?

No, he'd file a lawsuit with SCOTUS.

SCOTUS, seeing the will of the electorate and unwilling to put itself in a position where it could destroy its own ability to do its job within the federal government by going against a very clear electorate as represented in Congress, wouldn't even look at the merits of the case. They'd pass on it, creating a precedent that whatever stupid reason Congress came up with to impeach and convict would be valid.

That's my point.

That's what I've always said. The idea that someone out there might think, "Ooo! SCOTUS will save Trump!" isn't my concern.

Just gaming out the scenario one extra step.

but you seem to think that I believe that SCOTUS will save us all, which is something I've never ever said. In fact, I've said the opposite repeatedly.

Again, great reading comprehension.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 10:02 AM (q80AH)

480 Wait 'till AOC finds out she's scheduled for Diaper Duty (such a phrase).

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (RuIsu)

481 John Roberts proceeds over the trial, he has no restrictions on his conduct. We all know he can off script.
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (DF4Lq)


I think Roberts would try to make himself Senator for a Day, just to vote to convict.

The only silver-lining to all this is the DNC is, I think, twelve votes short in the Senate. But they could be closer than that. I'm pretty sure the Dems will Kobayashi Maru this thing through the House just because they're stark raving bug-fuck friggin' nuts.

But the Senate will play it smarter. I have no doubt Schumer will quietly, discretely, seek out the various Repubs that might flip. No doubt Romney will help. And from there, we'll see. It's entirely possible this goes through the House and goes for acquittal in the Senate. Schumer and friends will do what they can to minimize the damage, if there is any. Schumer is no fool.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (dYdbl)

482 SCOTUS, seeing the will of the electorate and unwilling to put itself in
a position where it could destroy its own ability to do its job within
the federal government by going against a very clear electorate as
represented in Congress, wouldn't even look at the merits of the case.
They'd pass on it, creating a precedent that whatever stupid reason
Congress came up with to impeach and convict would be valid.



That's my point.


Your point sucks. There is no room for SCOTUS in this. Even if SCOTUS takes up the suit - nobody will fucking care. There is no precedent to be created. The rules are the rules. Congress can impeach and convict for anything now - no precedent needed. Any reason is valid now - regardless of what SCOTUS does or does not do.

You're gaming a step that literally does not matter. SCOTUS has no play in this. The only thing SCOTUS can do is prod Congress into telling them to go fuck themselves. Which - honestly - would be awesome.


The opinion and actions of SCOTUS, one way or the other, are moot. Instead of saying "SCOTUS will pass" or "SCOTUS will intervene" - just substitute "The crack addicted whore down the street" for the acronym "SCOTUS". One means about as much as the other in this.


Comprehend that ?

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 22, 2019 10:14 AM (dYdbl)

483 Jackson's duels.

More duels!!!!

Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (fzIXG)

484 Could Roberts declare a mis trial if, for example, the Dims aren't able to enumerate an actual crime or Trump calls Obama as a witness and he lies or fails to appear.

Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (fzIXG)

485 Hmm is anyone else encountering problems with the images on this blog loading?
I'm trying to determine if its a problem on my end or if it's the blog.

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

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Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/21/19)

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

“So they made in my family made a hard decision. And my whole family chipped into buy a house about 40 minutes north of here. And that’s when I got my first taste of the country who allows their kids destiny to be determined by the zip code they are born in. And so much of my life was shuttled between these two worlds, and not just the two worlds between the Bronx and Westchester county, but the continental U.S., New York state, and Puerto Rico.” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)


Quote II

“First, I want to thank God and all the fans for the beautiful game, the beautiful playoffs,” Altuve said. “We deserve to be in the World Series because my team has been working real hard.” Jose Altuve


Quote III

“This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed,” German Chancellor Angela Merkel


Quote IV

Millions of us were thrown off our health insurance plans by Obamacare, and now I find out that it didn’t even make things better for anyone else. The government intervenes, everything goes to hell, then Democrats cite the hell they created to demand another massive government intervention.

The motto of all socialist schemes should be: “This time, it will be different.”Ann Coulter


Quote V

“I love planting trees and trying to improve and enhance the environment to restore lost habitats and all these things. I just pray that climate change and all the horrors we are facing now if we don’t do something about it, won’t completely destroy all this effort.” Prince Charles


Quote VI

“We’re now moving towards the total elimination of women’s biology. The women’s symbol has been used by feminists for decades. This is pure cowardice and virtue signaling from these big corporate brands who are capitulating to the trans agenda,” Julie Bindel

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There can't be Fake News. When there is no news at all.

Meanwhile they do their best to avoid talking about all his lies and the reason for censure. It didn’t pass but at least it put his lies on record.

Via Newsbusters:

On Monday, the network morning shows devoted a total of 15 seconds of air time to congressional Republicans moving to censure House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff for his handling of the impeachment inquiry into President Trump. Only NBC actually covered the news – in a dismissive tone – while ABC and CBS completely skipped the story


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Call me "Doubting Thomas Mis. Hum. A major breakthrough on the electric car battery scene.

Imagine, if you will, a lightweight, inexpensive power source with 9 times the energy density of a lithium-ion battery. Got your mind wrapped around that concept? Now imagine that power source uses recycled aluminum, one of the most abundant metals on Earth, and an electrolyte so nontoxic you can drink it.


Call this power source a battery. Call it a fuel cell. Call it whatever you like. It is an invention that could upend energy storage as we know it and drive the electrification of transportation — from bicycles and neighborhood electric vehicles to heavy trucks, airplanes, and cargo ships — forward at warp speed.

The person behind all this is UK engineer and former Royal Navy officer Trevor Jackson, who began experimenting with aluminum air batteries at his workshop in the Cornish town of Callington in 2001. At that time, the electrolyte used was extremely caustic and poisonous. After years of experimentation, Jackson devised a new electrolyte — whose composition is a closely guarded secret — he says make it possible for his invention to power an electric car for up to 1,500 miles.


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Bug or feature? Amazon is shipping products that are outdated.

Amazon’s sprawling marketplace, consisting of millions of third-party sellers, has become a go-to site for many grocery shoppers, especially since the company’s acquisition of Whole Foods over two years ago.

But an increasing number of consumers are finding that, just as the broader Amazon Marketplace has a major issue with counterfeits and unsafe products, the grocery section is littered with similarly problematic items in the form of expired foods.

From baby formula and coffee creamer to beef jerky and granola bars, items are arriving spoiled and well past their sell-by date, Amazon customers say. Interviews with brands, consumers, third-party sellers and consultants all point to loopholes in Amazon’s technology and logistics system that allow for expired items to proliferate with little to no accountability. Consumer safety advocates worry that as the marketplace grows, the problem will only get worse.

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What's the Chinese word for "Apple"? Everyday they continue to become more and more Chinese.

Chinese Ban
One company that probably won’t be bidding is Apple Inc., the people said. The tech giant has eschewed controversial programming that could damage its brand, and it’s wary of offending China, where it sells a lot of iPhones. “South Park” was just banned in China after an episode mocked the country’s censorship of Western movies and TV.

The riches from the sale will be split between Viacom, Parker and Stone under a unique deal forged in 2007. The creators and the media giant split all the digital rights 50-50 under a joint venture that covers streaming, mobile and games.

Netflix previously licensed “South Park” through a deal with Viacom, a transaction that paid out in the tens of millions. Hulu snagged the rights in 2014 and reupped it a year later.

Parker and Stone have used their profit from “South Park” and their hit Broadway play “The Book of Mormon” to create and fund their own studio, which was valued at $300 million in 2013. That value is about to go way up.


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The only reason why we use your crappy product is because we are made to. Ethanol should sink or swim on its own.

EVANSVILLE, Ind., Oct. 18 (UPI) -- Farming and renewable fuel groups are angry over an Environmental Protection Agency proposal that they say will reduce the amount of biofuels that oil refiners are required to use next year -- and they are fighting to have it overturned.

The proposed rule, the groups say, reneges on a promise the Trump administration made two weeks ago to require large oil refineries to increase their ethanol use enough to compensate for the exemptions granted to small refineries.


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Americans and their fire arm preferences.

The FBI’s National Instant Criminal Background Check System, or NICS for short, reveals all sorts of data. Most folks just look at the grand total number each month or year and compare that to the previous year’s data for an idea of sales trends. But the data has a much bigger story to tell.

Most people assume that each NICS check represents a firearm transfer. In the past, the overwhelming majority did indeed represent transfers. However, today, most NICS checks are done for license checks and re-checks.


For instance, did you know that Illinois has the most NICS checks of any state so far in 2019? More than even Texas. Far more.


***


Quite the den. Next to the 8 pointer and the 10 pound walleye hanging on the wall is Uncle Dave.

Tattoos can be very meaningful and hold a lot of sentimental value to both the owner and their loved ones.

Over the course of a lifetime some people can spend thousands inking their bodies and one mortician is now offering a controversial service to turn tattoos into 'fine art'.

Michael Sherwood, from Cleveland, gives grieving families the option after a death of keeping the tattooed skin as parchment-like artwork they can hang in their homes in remembrance.

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Breathalyzers. We all know that they work for detecting someone's BAC. Now there appears to be a breathalyzer that detects marijuana usage. However, how much pot is too much when it comes to driving?

New marijuana breathalyzer tests that are billion times more sensitive than one for testing alcohol levels have been dubbed a 'game-changer' by researchers.

Some law enforcement agencies across the country have been reluctant to have marijuana legalized in their states, worried relaxed rules for the drug could lead to an explosion of impaired drivers on the road.

But now cops could loosen up to the idea, thanks to devices from Hound Labs and Sanntek that can tell how recently someone has consumed THC, a by-product of marijuana, and in turn detecting whether they're likely to be high.

'With alcohol, if you have over 0.08% in your blood, there's the presumption that you're intoxicated,' Christopher Leusner, head of the New Jersey State Association of Chiefs of Police, told the Philadelphia Inquirer. 'There hasn't been a blood test or a breath test that can determine if you're impaired by marijuana.'


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Wow. What a surprise an honest campaign ad.


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Don't you enjoy being lectured to by someone who hasn't earned a right to pontificate? Chelsea Clinton opens her pie hole.

I am so proud of my mom. I’m very biased toward her…love her very much and feel very protective of her, although I know she doesn’t need me to be. But, really my most important role now is as my kids mom. You know I have a daughter Charlotte who just turned five last week, a son Aiden, he is three and baby Jasper just two months old,” continued Chelsea Clinton. “And I think about the country they’re living in right now it’s not the country I want them to grow up in. We learned last night that President Trump wanted to dig a ditch at the border and put alligators and snakes and shoot migrants in the leg…The depth of cruelty and inhumanity towards migrants, towards people of color, towards LGBTQ community…is not the America I want my kids to grow up in.”


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I'm sure there is some logical explanations, amirite? Great Britain's Prince Andrew was in Jeffrey Epstein's contacts. Not just once, but thirteen different numbers.

A private investigator looking into the activities of billionaire peadophile Jeffry Epstein claimed it was ‘hogwash’ that Prince Andrew ‘didn’t know what Epstein was about’.

Mike Fisten, one of the first investigators to examine allegations that Epstein had sexually abused and trafficked girls, found ’13 contact numbers for Prince Andrew’ in an address book at his mansion in Palm Beach, Florida.

In an interview with Channel 4’s Dispatches airing tonight, Fisten said the book was a ‘treasure trove’ of information and showed his team the true scope of Epstein’s travels and contacts.

He said: ‘You could take for instance, if looking at the section in London, you could pick out, the Duke of York, which is Prince Andrew. And when you look at that, under Duke of York it shows Buckingham Palace London.


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Apparently, California Gov. Gavin Newsom doesn't give a rats ass about the law abiding citizens of California.

California Governor Gavin Newsom pardoned three immigrant felons last week to help them avoid being deported from the United States.

Newsom, who oversees the most pro-illegal immigration state in U.S. history, pardoned three immigrants — Arnou Aghamalian from Iran, Thear Seam from Cambodia, and Victor Ayala from El Salvador — in order to erase their criminal records and help them avoid deportation back to their native countries.


I understand the reasons why California Morons stay. Is there a breaking point where you say F*ck it, I'm out of here?


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



On this day: 21 Oct 2007
Kid Rock and five members of his entourage were arrested after an argument with a man escalated into a fight in a restaurant in Atlanta, Georgia. Kid Rock's tour bus was pulled over by police after it left the scene; Rock was released after posting $1,000 (£490) bail. Kid Rock also had the No.1 album on the US chart with 'Rock N Roll Jesus' his eleventh album release and first to debut at the top of the chart. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 21 Oct 2006
American musician, singer, songwriter, and drummer Sandy West died. Founding member (with Joan Jett) of all girl group The Runaways, hailed by fans and critics alike to be one of the most groundbreaking drummers in rock and roll history. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Somebody never learned the meaning of the word "NO!". Genius Award Winner.

The naked Missouri woman who sat on her boyfriend’s face and demanded that he perform oral sex on her has pleaded guilty to a domestic violence charge, according to court records.

Amy Parrino, 44, copped last month to a felony assault charge and was sentenced to three years in custody, though a Circuit Court judge stayed the execution of the prison term and placed the Columbia resident on five years probation.

As part of a plea deal, prosecutors dropped a felony sexual assault charge against Parrino, who worked prior to her arrest as an embalmer’s assistant at a mortuary.

Parrino had been locked up in the Boone County jail since her arrest last December. She was released following her sentencing and ordered to have no contact with the victim.


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Recently we covered the story of a Dollar General clerk in Dayton, Ohio shooting a perp. His future employment is uncertain until now. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Kyle Reyes, CEO of The Silent Partner Marketing and national spokesman for Law Enforcement Today, announced through the pro-cop news site that he is extending an amazing offer to the clerk.

“I believe the company will do the right thing, just as I believe this clerk did the right thing,” Reyes said. “If, for whatever reason, they don’t, we’d be honored to offer the clerk a position at our company.”

This clerk doesn’t need to worry about a strict firearm policy, either. Reyes’ gun-friendly company sounds like heaven on earth for Second Amendment enthusiast


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bill Kristol's Wish List.

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Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

12 WSVN 7 News @wsvn
#UPDATE - In a 9-8 vote, a Florida Senate panel on has sided with Gov. Ron DeSantis in removing Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel.

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId)

13 Good evening, ya'll.

Posted by: Bert G at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (OMsf+)

14 Thirteenſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (7WaWV)

15 (Off, Greek sock!)

Posted by: Jupiter at October 21, 2019 10:02 PM (NH9pa)

16 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at October 21, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

17 Top 20?

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 10:02 PM (/TvO8)

18 That Merkel quote being passed around is 10 years old. Still relevant. But not recent.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 10:02 PM (jYnPD)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 10:02 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Fu** me dead...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)

21 Far as I'm concerned, Gov. Newsom can be overthrown at any time. He is governing in the name of criminals rather than law-abiding state residents and has therefore lost all legitimacy as a public official, elected or no.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:04 PM (2PXwn)

22 Hello Dear, how was your day?

I went to the dentist and I have No Cavities!!

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:04 PM (f7Tfe)

23 >This is pure cowardice and virtue signaling from these big corporate brands who are capitulating to the trans agenda
lolgf at the alligator eating you last.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 10:04 PM (jYnPD)

24 In before... um... Morning Report?

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, it's the ONT at October 21, 2019 10:04 PM (RnSBy)

25 What's more frightening than AOC is the crowd of losers behind her, cheering her on. I really don't recognize my country anymore. America's teachers have done a bang-up job of fucking us up.Next time you get the chance, thank a teacher. Good and hard.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 21, 2019 10:04 PM (gA3vs)

26 And you were 1st. What a great day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

27 "Don't you enjoy being lectured to by someone who hasn't earned a right to pontificate? Chelsea Clinton opens her pie hole."

I saw Chelsea Clinton's Pie Hole open for...

...no. Ain't gonna do it.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (t+qrx)

28 From baby formula and coffee creamer to beef jerky and granola bars, items are arriving spoiled and well past their sell-by date,

Comes with free cholera!

I bet a lot of items sold third-party with labels that aren't outdated are, also, updated. It's not hard to forge a label. As we learnt from Hemingway's post, linked earlier.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (ykYG2)

29 Hey everybody.

"The Sound Of Men"

If I want a "manly" CD, I'll buy a classic blues collection, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

30 Prince Charles sounds like a childish sissy. No wonder Elizabeth won't die.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

31 12 WSVN 7 News @wsvn
#UPDATE - In a 9-8 vote, a Florida Senate panel on has sided with Gov. Ron DeSantis in removing Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel.
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId)


Seriously? Why the hell was it only a one-vote margin? Should have been a unanimous decision.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (2PXwn)

32 Wow, beautiful pic MH. and I'm seriously lmfao at the Missouri woman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

33 ...no. Ain't gonna do it.

Oh c'mon!! Don't leave us hanging!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

34 I wanna be the first to share this great new Mitt meme...

(Caution: once seen, cannot be un-seen)

https://tinyurl.com/yxp2mzao

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

35 What a great day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

Indeed.
Some days you're the windshield, and some days, you're the bug.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:07 PM (f7Tfe)

36 I spew an incoherent string of random words and they eat it up.

Is this a great country or what.

Posted by: AOC at October 21, 2019 10:07 PM (gaHzY)

37 32 Wow, beautiful pic MH. and I'm seriously lmfao at the Missouri woman.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)


Classic Boone County

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:08 PM (2PXwn)

38 That "new" battery is not a new technology. Well-known. The thing is, the battery can't be recharged. It basically consumes itself as it generates power, and must be wholly replaced.

It's possible, given the low cost of the components, that some recycling-manufacturing thing might make this feasible, but it would have to be damn cheap to beat out a rechargable lithium-ion system, even counting the eventual replacement cost of that battery (after many, many cycles)

Posted by: MW at October 21, 2019 10:08 PM (hNTtn)

39 okay, i'm thinking of installing the Epic Games stuff so's I can play Rebel Galaxy Outlaw.

Experience with Epic Games? There are those who don't like its 'exclusive!' business-model but, how's that morally different from an HBO Exclusive, or Netflix exclusive, or a new movie you can only go watch in a cinema.

More worried about Epic installing DRM warez which others can exploit. EA (Evil Arts) did a lot of this shit over the early 2000s. SafeDisc, SecureROM. Does Epic do this?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

40 30 Prince Charles sounds like a childish sissy. No wonder Elizabeth won't die.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

He's an idiot. He preferred Camilla the Horse to Diana the Goddess.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:08 PM (f7Tfe)

41 20 Fu** me dead...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

----

Death by snu-snu?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

42 Classic Boone County

Or Wyandotte County. lol.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

43 12 WSVN 7 News @wsvn
#UPDATE - In a 9-8 vote, a Florida Senate panel on has sided with Gov. Ron DeSantis in removing Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel.
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId)


Seriously? Why the hell was it only a one-vote margin? Should have been a unanimous decision.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM
****************
Unbelievable that it was that close. This was a no brainer.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (wiXsO)

44 So, that word salad from AOC, her point is that her Puerto Rican family was able to buy a house in a nice neighborhood? And that's a bad thing?

I live in a suburb that has a lot of immigrants. They come here so that they can have a ranch house, a car or two, and send their kids to a good school district. What the hell is she bitching about?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

45 I bet corey booker has that album on his ipod.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (UUkQp)

46 "Gee, Mike, why is there smoke curling out of your ears?"

Well, I just got home from the annual Property Owners meeting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (Ee+Sn)

47 Some days you're the windshield, and some days, you're the bug.
Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:07 PM (f7Tfe)

Usually I'm the bug. On the days I'm the windshield,
I get stuck behind a gravel truck.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

48 Speaking of AOC did anyone catch the gal that's running against her? Sherie Murray. She was on F&F this morning.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

49 "This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed"
*****

Failed? What was the goal?


Like socialism, you should try again and again until it works!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 21, 2019 10:10 PM (h1jJh)

50 And Scott Israel, in a civilised society, would have been offered a katana and six minutes to use it with honour.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

51 Jewells, that shirt was just awesome. No joke. I'm still thinking about it.

That probably comes across differently if you haven't seen the shirt.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

52 I bet there's a fart track on the Sound of Men.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

53 20 Fu** me dead...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)

Sam Kinison material

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

54 Usually I'm the bug. On the days I'm the windshield,
I get stuck behind a gravel truck.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs)


Any problem you have that can be solved by writing a check is not a problem, it's a challenge to be overcome.
A real problem is you're burying a loved one tomorrow.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:11 PM (f7Tfe)

55 And Scott Israel, in a civilised society, would have been offered a katana and six minutes to use it with honour.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)


He's had the dignified option available to him for a while, and hasn't chosen it.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)

56 Ethanol should sink or swim on its own.

Nephew was a small-engine mechanic. He said the majority of the work brought in was due to ethanol. It dissolves seals and hoses, and it also turns into a gloppy gel that screws with carburetors.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 10:11 PM (98WNR)

57 "This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed," German Chancellor Angela Merkel

Has the rate of rapes gone up in Germany?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

58 Jewells, that shirt was just awesome. No joke. I'm still thinking about it.

Did I miss something? What shirt?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

59 'With alcohol, if you have over 0.08% in your blood, there's the
presumption that you're intoxicated,' Christopher Leusner, head of the
New Jersey State Association of Chiefs of Police, told the Philadelphia
Inquirer.


Umm, no. The presumption is that you caved to MADD and to the ABA and everyone else who stands to profit from the lowering of BAL for no good reason. And given the State a lot more power over you than it should have.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 10:12 PM (HaL55)

60 CNN hired Republican Sean Duffy. Not sure how I feel about this. Hope CNN doesn't brainwash him. His wife works for FNC

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 10:12 PM (wiXsO)

61 Kid Rock is probably the greatest musical talent that America has ever produced.

I enjoy listening to Kid Rock, drinking ice cold light beer, cooking hot dogs and hamburgers on a charcoal grill, having girls with bleached-blonde hair and big hooters playing beer pong and jumping in the swimming pool in bikinis, shooting off store-bought fireworks that are illegal in my area, starting a big bonfire and passing a jar of char moonshine around until everybody gets drunk and somebody falls into the fire.

This is the American way. It's a better way. Better than man has ever known.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 10:12 PM (aktsl)

62 " And right after this message, I get the answer to my last question to the President, which I asked"

Posted by: Sean Hannity- broadcast professional at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (6IpEX)

63 Breaking

CBC just called it for Trudope.

Back to your regularly scheduled program.

Posted by: Clark Westfield at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (I3U8v)

64 Did I miss something? What shirt?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)


The one from Saturday night?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

65 Speaking of the People's Republic of Boone, I met my first "genderfluid" person yesterday, a cashier at JCPenney. She was clearly a girl, and not a bad-looking one either even if she was going for a butch persona--tie, man's haircut, etc. But her name tag said "Sinclair," and next to that, it listed her pronouns as "they/them."

Really wish I had said "thank you, ma'am," after making my purchase. Coward.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)

66 Prince Charles can suck up to the left all he wants. He's still disliked. He's just unlikeable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

67 Looks like Trudeau is going to remain prime minister according to CBC, but possibly with a minority government.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (xPl2J)

68 The Daily Mail, doing the job American media won't do, stationed a photographer outside Ilhan Omar's luxury apartment in September for a week to capture the comings and goings of Omar and her boyfriend, Tim Mynett. Apparently they have a rule that they don't enter or leave the apartment together.

It was fun seeing a photograph of Mynett showing up at the apartment with two six-packs of Stella Artois (Omar doesn't drink, does she?), but best of all was this gem:

Wednesday: Omar heads to work and ends her day by picking up Chick-Fil-a and heading home.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

69 But her name tag said "Sinclair," and next to that, it listed her pronouns as "they/them."
Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)


"Dinosaur" would be a killer pronoun for a Sinclair.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)

70 Aren't Sean and Rachel the Real World mtv couple?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:14 PM (uhGSf)

71 Oh one of the door prizes? I wasn't really paying attention. I deferred to Ben Had on most of it. I didn't know what the hell I was doing lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

72 Looks like Trudeau is going to remain prime minister according to CBC, but possibly with a minority government.


.....

A real minority government or just in blackface?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 10:15 PM (aktsl)

73 66 Prince Charles can suck up to the left all he wants. He's still disliked. He's just unlikeable.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Didn't Princess Diana throw herself down the stairs or something? I can kinda see why.
Reminds me of the Southpark cartoon where Paris Hilton's purse dog kept trying to kill itself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

74 Aren't Sean and Rachel the Real World mtv couple?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:14 PM
**************
Yes

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 10:15 PM (wiXsO)

75 I can't watch the news without yelling about the perfidy of the Democrats.

I can't wait to vote in 2020.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:15 PM (f7Tfe)

76 Oh one of the door prizes? I wasn't really paying attention. I deferred to Ben Had on most of it. I didn't know what the hell I was doing lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)


TACOS. THE TACO SHIRT.

Or was that not you, and now I look really stupid?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:15 PM (t+qrx)

77 The sounds of men: Fart, belch and making unintelligible sounds when yawning. Plus that famous sound, 'Make me a sammich!'

Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (Y8PSl)

78 "Dinosaur" would be a killer pronoun for a Sinclair.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)


If there was any chance I could get away with it, I would totally tape a sign to my office door announcing my pronouns as "he/him/attack helicopter."

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (2PXwn)

79 Howdy Mis Hum! Good evening Hordelings.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (uDh3k)

80 67 Looks like Trudeau is going to remain prime minister according to CBC, but possibly with a minority government.
Posted by: Mark1971


Someone should send him a jar of shoeblack in celebration.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

81 Hey, Muad'dib.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

82 Love-love-love the photo of the canyon with a full moon. And thanks for another great ONT, Mis Hum!

Shut up, Chelsea Clinton. Just shut up.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (TY826)

83 In case there were any doubts about sticking your dick in crazy:

A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition."

https://tinyurl.com/yyt22oya

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (jYnPD)

84 I don't think the pic of the genius award winner is a chick.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

85 OH!! The After this we are getting tacos shirt I was wearing.. ok.. lol.. sorry I'm slow tonight. I love that silly thing. I wear it a lot and always get comments.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY)

86 Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 10:17 PM (ZqRa6)

87 The Democrat party commercial is too spot on to be satire.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 10:17 PM (Zz0t1)

88 75 I can't watch the news without yelling about the perfidy of the Democrats.

I can't wait to vote in 2020.
Posted by: ALH


I stopped watching the news. I can't decide who I hate more, the democrats, or the journalists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

89 85 OH!! The After this we are getting tacos shirt I was wearing.. ok.. lol.. sorry I'm slow tonight. I love that silly thing. I wear it a lot and always get comments.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY)


I love that shirt!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

90 An aluminum battery is lighter?

Yeah, pull the other one. Lithium is what, 30 some odd lbs cu ft, Al is what, 130?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (6qErC)

91 Chelsea Clinton is breeding. That honestly frightens the holy hell out of me.

Spawns of Satan. Each one.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (Zz0t1)

92 I can't decide who I hate more, the democrats, or the journalists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

They're kind of the same thing.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (f7Tfe)

93 That Merkel quote being passed around is 10 years old.

Doubtless during an election campaign.

It was like McCain becoming a hard-core conservative once every six years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

94 I stopped watching the news. I can't decide who I hate more, the democrats, or the journalists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)



Is there a difference?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

95 Me too Ladyl. I'll be sad when it's finally so ragged I can't wear it anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

96 I understand the reasons why California Morons stay. Is there a breaking point where you say F*ck it, I'm out of here?

___

Can't answer for Morons here. But several of my Cali peeps have been threatening to leave for as long as I can remember. Like 15, 20 years.

They never do. It's always some reason. Weather being up there. Then family. But mostly weather

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (FiUMj)

97 I love that shirt!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)


Right?

Because it's so true.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (t+qrx)

98 Prince Charles can suck up to the left all he wants. He's still disliked. He's just unlikeable.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (+lVUW)


Because he's basically the British AOC.

He's fucking DUMB......

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (Zz0t1)

99 I can't decide who I hate more, the democrats, or the journalists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)


___

Seeing has how all journalists are Dems, it's an easy choice.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (FiUMj)

100 EVERY sound a man will make???

You ain't heard nothin' yet.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (aS1PU)

101 MisHum with another finest-quality ONT, ALH with another Primus Noctus, and, finally, a Democratic campaign spot that has convinced me to vote Donk this year.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (DMUuz)

102
BREAKING: Jury rules against dad trying to save his 7-year-old from gender 'transition'

DALLAS, Texas, October 21, 2019 (LifeSiteNews) - A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition." This means James' mother, Dr. Anne Georgulas, will be able to continue "transitioning" him into "Luna," and now has full authority to start him on puberty blockers and eventually cross-sex hormones.
The jury's decision likely means that Mr. Younger will be required to "affirm" James as a girl, despite his religious and moral objections, and will also be forced to take a class on transgenderism.


Dallas? DALLAS???

DA FUQ???

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (6IpEX)

103 83 In case there were any doubts about sticking your dick in crazy:

A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition."

https://tinyurl.com/yyt22oya
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (jYnPD)

Pure evil. I wouldn't fault this man in the slightest if he took, uh, unsanctioned measures to protect his son.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

104 Were I eating Triscuits while reading #72, I'd be dead.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 21, 2019 10:21 PM (NH9pa)

105 21 Far as I'm concerned, Gov. Newsom can be overthrown at any time. He is governing in the name of criminals rather than law-abiding state residents and has therefore lost all legitimacy as a public official, elected or no.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:04 PM (2PXwn)

Unfortunately, we saw this movie play out when Ah-nold was running against Gray Davis.

Turned out that mistake #1 was not realizing that Davis was simply the beneficiary of a rotten legislature in Sacramento. They all needed to be turned out, not just the guy at the top. Since the CA Deep State remained, it was just a matter of time before the Governator was co-opted, and ultimately became just another GOPe leftist gov.

We can get rid of Newsom, but the Democratic supermajority signed off on anything Newsom recommended, and will continue to do so after he leaves.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2019 10:21 PM (F0ei9)

106 Howdy Hogmartin!

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 21, 2019 10:21 PM (uDh3k)

107 97 I love that shirt!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

Right?

Because it's so true.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (t+qrx)

I need to spice up my wardrobe.

I got a good start with the Molon Labe shirt I won!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

108 "The naked Missouri woman ..."

Written in a way that implies this is her normal state.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 21, 2019 10:21 PM (vWMNq)

109 EVERY sound a man will make???

*squirt*

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (ykYG2)

110 "The Sound Of Men"

Will AC/DC and ZZ Top suffice

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (EentF)

111 Dallas? DALLAS???

DA FUQ???
Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (6IpEX)

___

Dallas, Houston, Seattle, San Francisco. No difference politically. There are red counties and blue cities. Doesn't matter what state they're in.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (FiUMj)

112 An aluminum battery is lighter?

Yeah, pull the other one. Lithium is what, 30 some odd lbs cu ft, Al is what, 130?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (6qErC)


That pesky Periodic Table always gets in the way.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (aS1PU)

113 I wouldn't fault this man in the slightest if he took, uh, unsanctioned measures to protect his son.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

And if I were on a jury, I could not vote to convict.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (jYnPD)

114 Looks like Trudeau is going to remain prime minister according to CBC, but possibly with a minority government.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 10:13 PM (xPl2J)


Oh for fucks sake.

C'mon, Canada. DO BETTER.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Hi Duncanthrax! Congratulations on being on the Wall of Shame last week.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (f7Tfe)

116
"This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed"






No shit, you Teutonic twat. Just like thousands of people kept telling you and your fucknozzle minions for years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (eXA4G)

117 94 I stopped watching the news. I can't decide who I hate more, the democrats, or the journalists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)



Is there a difference?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)


One is a organized conspiracy with the sole purpose of destroying anyone who identifies as a Republican, and the other is a political party.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:22 PM (2PXwn)

118 Men can have entire, deep, and meaningful conversations with nothing but grunts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:23 PM (DMUuz)

119 Hitting the hay, y'all. Putting out corn at deerstand early tomorrow. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (UUkQp)

120 Trudeau is kicking ass in the Toronto area. Doing much better than expected. So he's going to easily win a minority govt. Still to be seen if he can get a majority, probably not.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (FiUMj)

121 Men can have entire, deep, and meaningful conversations with nothing but grunts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:23 PM (DMUuz)


!

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (aS1PU)

122 118 Men can have entire, deep, and meaningful conversations with nothing but grunts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:23 PM (DMUuz)

*furrows brow*
*nods*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

123 C'mon, Canada. DO BETTER.

Wasn't the guy running against Trudeau the Canadian version of Jeb!?

Not a very inspiring alternative.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

124 The jury's decision likely means that Mr. Younger will be required to "affirm" James as a girl, despite his religious and moral objections, and will also be forced to take a class on transgenderism.

Dallas? DALLAS???

DA FUQ???
Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:20 PM (6IpEX)


It'd be a real shame if anyone were to leak names and addresses of the jury members for, uh, public consumption.

A real goddamn shame.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (2PXwn)

125 >118 Men can have entire, deep, and meaningful conversations with nothing but grunts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:23 PM (DMUuz)



Rrrrrrrrrrroooooow?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (uDh3k)

126 Kids destiny are influenced (not determined) a lot more by the country they are born in than any particular zip code. And being born in any zip code in the US is better that most any country not the US. Just ask the millions trying to come here.


More brain-dead blather from somebody fortunate enough to be born in one of those zip codes.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (NbRJx)

127 In case there were any doubts about sticking your dick in crazy.

.....

The crazy ones are wild as a buck though!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 10:25 PM (aktsl)

128 118 Men can have entire, deep, and meaningful conversations with nothing but grunts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:23 PM (DMUuz)

Truth.

And farting is a competitive sport, with ratings 1-10.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:25 PM (f7Tfe)

129 94 I stopped watching the news. I can't decide who I hate more, the democrats, or the journalists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)



Is there a difference?
Posted by: Ladyl
-------------------------------

No

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 10:25 PM (EentF)

130 I lived in London during the Royal Wedding. The crass marketing of everything for it made American advertising seem restrained.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)

131 That AOC quote doesn't even make sense. How can this be a country whose kids' destiny is determined by the zip code they were born in if her family was able to move out of the zip code she was born in? Shouldn't the point of her story be that the zip code you're born in doesn't determine your destiny? You can save up and move to a better neighborhood. You're not stuck in the same place your entire life.

AOC is too stupid to see that her family's story undermines her claim that your zip code is your destiny.

Posted by: biancaneve at October 21, 2019 10:25 PM (YtMsJ)

132 Monday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y5axcaez

https://tinyurl.com/y2ykz6j3

https://tinyurl.com/y3n29wdj

https://tinyurl.com/yy8mof9m

https://tinyurl.com/y3jhjf9j

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

133 Oh you guys I have to share this. My company has a client in Dallas. She's never been easy to deal with. She has a garden center and greenhouse. Her business was completely demolished by the tornado that ripped through there. I talked to her today and despite the sometimes contentious relationship we have had with her my heart went out to her. I told her how sorry I was and if we, as a company could do anything for her to please let us know. I can't imagine how devastated she is right now. We were so blessed with beautiful weather for the MoMe and the next day it went to shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

134 Men can have entire, deep, and meaningful conversations with nothing but grunts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:23 PM (DMUuz)


Grunts? Maybe. Blueshirts... jury's out.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:26 PM (t+qrx)

135 When tonight's ONT went up:

Me: This pic up top: it looks just like the view out my front window...

Daughter: Dad! That's not your front window, it's the computer monitor.

Posted by: mindful webworker - adjusts onion on belt at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (RnSBy)

136 Legal Insurrection:

Obviously Romney wanted us to find his secret account. Otherwise, he would not have mentioned it to Coppins let alone give the number of people he follows. That made it easy for Feinberg to find the account.

--------

It would seem so, but... why?!

This fag must be so full of himself that he had no clue this would make him look like a complete douchebag and invite massive ridicule from all quarters. He probably thought it would make him look real hip to the young crowd and their social media loving ways.

"C'est moi," indeed. Fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (js3u9)

137 "Men can have entire, deep, and meaningful conversations with nothing but grunts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax"
*Beer... empty*
Hrmph. Grunt.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (NbRJx)

138 I haven't seen a news program, on purpose, for years now. If I happen upon one, I immediately begin to 'correct', loudly, the newsreader.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg)

139 Status update. Not a heart attack nor is it my thyroid going south. Most likely cause is a partial blockage. Going home in a few minutes and i have a cardiologist seeing me in a few days to diagnose further. Take it easy, no exercise until the cardiologist lets me go.

Who sez horde prayers dont work?
Thank you Bluebell!

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (PtGHA)

140 More Monday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3kb3qmg

https://tinyurl.com/yyo28o82

https://tinyurl.com/yyws95qx

https://tinyurl.com/y4ccrd6r

https://tinyurl.com/yynk7n9z

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (qAR6u)

141 There are about 40 ridings in the Toronto area, including suburbs/exurbs. Liberals are leading or have won all but 3 of those.

By contrast when Harper won his governments, the Cons won 25ish.

That area is the ultimate swing area, whoever wins it, wins the election.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (FiUMj)

142
AOC: ...and Puerrrrto Rrrrrico....

It never fails

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2019 10:28 PM (t5m5e)

143 133 Oh you guys I have to share this. My company has a client in Dallas. She's never been easy to deal with. She has a garden center and greenhouse. Her business was completely demolished by the tornado that ripped through there. I talked to her today and despite the sometimes contentious relationship we have had with her my heart went out to her. I told her how sorry I was and if we, as a company could do anything for her to please let us know. I can't imagine how devastated she is right now. We were so blessed with beautiful weather for the MoMe and the next day it went to shit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)



That's awful, Jewells...

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

144 L'etat?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:28 PM (PUmDY)

145 Can't answer for Morons here. But several of my Cali
peeps have been threatening to leave for as long as I can remember.
Like 15, 20 years.



They never do. It's always some reason. Weather being up there. Then family. But mostly weather

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (FiUMj)


Weather is over-rated if you ask me. I actually like gray, rainy days like we've been having here in the PNW the last few days. Endless sunshine and blue skies gets boring to be honest with you. YMMV of course.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 21, 2019 10:28 PM (gA3vs)

146 AOC has pretty hair.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:28 PM (f7Tfe)

147 Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (PtGHA)

Take care of yourself and do as the doc says.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:29 PM (dUJdY)

148 I see that the House has just approved giving false testimony to Congress and Schiff will not be censured. Nice to see them on record.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 10:29 PM (98WNR)

149 Rrrrrrrrrrroooooow?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM


Nngh. UhhrrRR?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:29 PM (DMUuz)

150 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2019 10:29 PM (Kyj0g)

151 "Is there a breaking point?"

I will miss my friends and family, but will visit often, but my job I really like, and I can't do it anywhere else. I also love my house, which I've worked on and made my own.
But every time Newsom does something, it means less to me.

The power outages are it for me. That's third world. I'm traveling on scouting trips every couple of weeks. I will retire in the next year and go, before the home values crater.

Posted by: PJ at October 21, 2019 10:29 PM (qlTN9)

152 PSA: The Moon has been artificially embiggened through the wizardry and jiggery-pokery of photoshop in the Toroweap overlook photograph of Grand Canyon. While this should, perhaps, not be a Capital Offense, the offending perps deserve a good country ass-whoopin'.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2019 10:29 PM (Itc1k)

153 133 Oh you guys I have to share this. My company has a client in Dallas. She's never been easy to deal with. She has a garden center and greenhouse. Her business was completely demolished by the tornado that ripped through there. I talked to her today and despite the sometimes contentious relationship we have had with her my heart went out to her. I told her how sorry I was and if we, as a company could do anything for her to please let us know. I can't imagine how devastated she is right now. We were so blessed with beautiful weather for the MoMe and the next day it went to shit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)


That was sweet. It's always good when you can put aside personal/work differences (which is rarely easy to do).

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:30 PM (2PXwn)

154 AOC has pretty hair.
Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:28 PM (f7Tfe)


And several rows of teeth.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

155 Now I have Chic ear worm.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:30 PM (PUmDY)

156 This fag must be so full of himself that he had no clue this would make him look like a complete douchebag and invite massive ridicule from all quarters. He probably thought it would make him look real hip to the young crowd and their social media loving ways.

"C'est moi," indeed. Fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (js3u9)


Hey, we don't want him. Even we have standards. Give him to the trannies. After all, Mittens has a dickless personality.

Posted by: The Gaystapo at October 21, 2019 10:30 PM (Y8PSl)

157 AOC has pretty hair.
Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:28 PM


Joe, socking a regular is verboten.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:30 PM (DMUuz)

158 Weather is over-rated if you ask me. I actually like gray, rainy days like we've been having here in the PNW the last few days. Endless sunshine and blue skies gets boring to be honest with you. YMMV of course.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 21, 2019 10:28 PM (gA3vs)

____

I like skiing so I like snow. And I like being near skiing so I put up with winter. But I hate the rain, snow, freeze, thaw stuff. If I ever give up skiing I'm moving somewhere where it never gets below 60 degrees.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:31 PM (FiUMj)

159 >Nngh. UhhrrRR?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:29 PM (DMUuz)



Aaaaah aaaaarrrrrrrgg.


**shrugs**

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 21, 2019 10:31 PM (uDh3k)

160 I'm out. 'Night all.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 21, 2019 10:31 PM (2PXwn)

161 There remains zero evidence that Russia hacked the DNC. I repeat, there remains zero evidence that Russia hacked the DNC.

As cybersecurity expert Jeffrey Carr noted:
Jeffrey Carr called the FBI/Department of Homeland Security Report, the only alleged evidence released by intelligence officials, released in late December 2016 a "fatally flawed effort" that provided no evidence to substantiate the claims that the Russian government conducted the hacks, though that's what it was purported to do.

Absolutely remarkable, but there's more. As TechCrunch reported back in 2015:

If you need proof that security is a red hot market these days, how about this morning's announcement that cybersecurity company CrowdStrike landed a $100 million Series C investment round?


The round was led by Google Capital with Rackspace, which happens to be one of the company's customers also investing. Existing investors Accel and Warburg Pincus also participated. Today's investment brings the total to-date to $156 million.

Why do I find it interesting that Google was a major investor in CrowdStrike? Well for one, we know that Chairman of Alphabet, Inc. (Google's parent company), Eric Schmidt, was actively working to help the Hillary campaign.


Who is Crowdstrike?
https://tinyurl.com/yygnn7ml

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:32 PM (6IpEX)

162 "This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed," German Chancellor Angela Merkel



Has the rate of rapes gone up in Germany?


****
I think they're still free....

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 21, 2019 10:32 PM (h1jJh)

163 I like the Merkel quote but I can't find substantiation anywhere. Nothing in German, in English only something called Panorama that I've never heard of.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 10:32 PM (gd9RK)

164
I lived in London during the Royal Wedding. The crass marketing of everything for it made American advertising seem restrained.


Soooo, how many commemorative plates did you buy for the occasion?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 10:32 PM (HaL55)

165 Driving home from Bible study tonight, scanning FM stations to find Patriots-Jets, ALL of the NPR news outlets were flogging the impeachment story.

Every single one, at the same time. No other stories.

They need to understand, if they succeed in this there will be a revolution.

Posted by: Caliban at October 21, 2019 10:33 PM (QE8X6)

166 They never do. It's always some reason. Weather being up there. Then family. But mostly weather

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:19 PM (FiUMj)

Cuba has nice weather too, so there must be some breaking point that says "fuck the weather"

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 10:33 PM (qAR6u)

167
I like skiing so I like snow. And I like being near skiing so I put up with winter. But I hate the rain, snow, freeze, thaw stuff. If I ever give up skiing I'm moving somewhere where it never gets below 60 degrees.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:31 PM (FiUMj)


I love skiing, too, but I haven't skied since my husband died. The risk of breaking a leg is too great if you live alone.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

168 Oh, OK, the thread just told me the Merkel quote is old.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 10:33 PM (gd9RK)

169 That area (muh suburbs) is the ultimate swing area, whoever wins it, wins the election.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Sounds like this is the Obama 2012 election. Leftist v. milquetoast, Leftist wins with a smaller margin on the backs of muh suburbs.

If the Tories can find a populist who runs well in rural areas and depressed industrial regions, they'll sweep it.

The Maritimes look like a hunting-ground here. Alberta too of course.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

170 Dr. T. Probably why I've been there 32 years. Our clients love me. No I'm not meaning to brag. They all tell my boss how great I am on the phone and how I go the extra mile for them. They won't get that with whoever fills my position. It will be some dumbshit who could not care less. Too bad.. their loss. Okay.. maybe I AM bragging. A little.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

171 Well Justine will only get a minority govt. Which in a way is worse than getting a majority since now she'll need to share power with the socialist NDP.

Oh well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:35 PM (FiUMj)

172 Prayers up, BifBewalski! Take it easy the next few days.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 21, 2019 10:35 PM (TY826)

173 170 Dr. T. Probably why I've been there 32 years. Our clients love me. No I'm not meaning to brag. They all tell my boss how great I am on the phone and how I go the extra mile for them. They won't get that with whoever fills my position. It will be some dumbshit who could not care less. Too bad.. their loss. Okay.. maybe I AM bragging. A little.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)


Having met you, I'm not at all surprised that your clients love you!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

174 BB, just a tea cozy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:35 PM (PUmDY)

175 65 Speaking of the People's Republic of Boone, I met my first "genderfluid" person yesterday, a cashier at JCPenney. She was clearly a girl, and not a bad-looking one either even if she was going for a butch persona--tie, man's haircut, etc. But her name tag said "Sinclair," and next to that, it listed her pronouns as "they/them."

Really wish I had said "thank you, ma'am," after making my purchase. Coward.
Posted by: Dr. T


The worst part of this is that they are being taught that the rest of us should give a shit about their preferences. I don't mind that people are gay, or whatever, but I won't conform to childish, self-centered demands.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

176 They need to understand, if they succeed in this there will be a revolution.
Posted by: Caliban at October 21, 2019 10:33 PM (QE8X6)

-------

President Trump's removal won't be the spark.

It should be. But it won't.

It would, however, be a major milestone. It'll bring The Day much closer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 10:36 PM (js3u9)

177 scanning FM stations to find Patriots-Jets, ALL of the NPR news outlets were flogging the impeachment story.

Patriots-Jets is a preordained result, boring, and has no bearing on anything that matters to American life. TOTALLY different from the sooper sryus impeachment proceedings over which Nadler and Schiff are presiding.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

178
Nephew was a small-engine mechanic. He said the majority of the work brought in was due to ethanol. It dissolves seals and hoses, and it also turns into a gloppy gel that screws with carburetors.
Posted by: t-bird
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Pic of the fuel pump off of my lawn tractor. Photobucket, so your ad-blocker may cause a problem.
https://tinyurl.com/y2lnwsbg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:36 PM (Ee+Sn)

179 Aww thanks Ladyl

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:36 PM (dUJdY)

180 I haven't seen a news program, on purpose, for years now. If I happen upon one, I immediately begin to 'correct', loudly, the newsreader.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg)


Seriously, watch OANN for straight news.

I even watched a half hour opinion piece about all the things Trump has done which goes unmentioned by the 'pinky finger extended while sipping green tea' crowd. It was very good and that half hour flew by (with nary a commercial break). I was impressed. Trump's list of accomplishments is quite long though unreported by fake news because OrangeManBad.

Trump tweets a shout out to OANN every so often. Give watching them a shot What have you got to lose?

Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 10:36 PM (Y8PSl)

181 Oh thanks, Laura .


"The Trump Admin is guilty of Imprecise Language"

Oh fuck me. A guy in Dallas LOST to your precious goddamned American justice system and his wife has COURT FUCKING APPROVAL to cut off his 7 year old son's balls and rename him 'Suzy'.


Hey Laura Ingraham. Know why people hate lawyers?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:37 PM (6IpEX)

182 Sounds like this is the Obama 2012 election. Leftist v. milquetoast, Leftist wins with a smaller margin on the backs of muh suburbs.

If the Tories can find a populist who runs well in rural areas and depressed industrial regions, they'll sweep it.

The Maritimes look like a hunting-ground here. Alberta too of course.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

___

Tories already have Alberta.

Scheer was given the "if you elect him, he'll ban tampons" treatment by the MSM. And wine moms bought it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:37 PM (FiUMj)

183
"First, I want to thank God and all the fans for the beautiful game, the beautiful playoffs," Altuve said.

Hey, pal! That's an attack on our new enlightened superstition-free America. Get your ass back to Venezuela!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:37 PM (7rVsF)

184 What was the Phil Hartman character on snl where he made stuff like tea cozies? Something Chef.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:37 PM (PUmDY)

185 Welp.. I'm done in. Still recovering from the MoMe. Night all. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:38 PM (dUJdY)

186 What was the Phil Hartman character on snl where he made stuff like tea cozies? Something Chef.

Anal-Retentive Chef.

Hartman was a genius.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:38 PM (6IpEX)

187 Good night, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

188 The worst part of this is that they are being taught that the rest of us should give a shit about their preferences. I don't mind that people are gay, or whatever, but I won't conform to childish, self-centered demands.
Posted by: nerdygirl

----

Exactly! I will not knuckle under. If I think you are a guy it's Sir, Buddy, Pal or your masculine name. If I think you are a girl, you are getting a female name or call out.

I won't participate in your mental illness and I sure as hell will not be proud of you for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)

189 I was thinking frugal. Lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (PUmDY)

190 Lurker, what's your plan then? other than eeyore?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)

191 A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition."

https://tinyurl.com/yyt22oya
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


If you'd told me ten years ago that this would be acceptable medical practice, I wouldn't have believed it. The left is batshit crazy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

192 Trump tweets a shout out to OANN every so often. Give watching them a shot What have you got to lose?
Posted by: RickZ

---

Thanks RickZ - I'll try it!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:40 PM (Y4EXg)

193
Nephew was a small-engine mechanic. He said the majority of the work brought in was due to ethanol. It dissolves seals and hoses, and it also turns into a gloppy gel that screws with carburetors.

Posted by: t-bird


Some Buc-ee's have ethanol-free gas. That's all I put in my small-engine equipment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7rVsF)

194 190 Lurker, what's your plan then? other than eeyore?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)

__

My plan for what, Canada? Fucked if I know. Don't really care much either. I just like following the politics of it. The actual effect on my life if Trudeau wins or loses.....0.0.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:40 PM (FiUMj)

195 86 Keith Olbermann is a twat.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Got his phone number?

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 21, 2019 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

196 I remember the Merkel quote. There was another EU country that also made basically the same statement.

Posted by: Why you killing all those girls, Bob? at October 21, 2019 10:40 PM (Bf3hj)

197 BB, just a tea cozy.

I'm almost disappointed.
/s


B'Gal is the expert on all things Royal here at stately Casa Backwardio. She said the same thing you did about the British media.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

198
If you'd told me ten years ago that this would be LEGALLY ENFORCEABLE acceptable medical practice, I wouldn't have believed it.


America is gone. The sooner we recognize this the better prepared we will be.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:42 PM (6IpEX)

199 If you'd told me ten years ago that this would be acceptable medical practice, I wouldn't have believed it. The left is batshit crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)


If this doesn't qualify as state sanctioned child abuse, then the state no longer recognizes child abuse as a serious crime!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 10:42 PM (BiNEL)

200 The Jets exist solely so other NY Sports teams can point and say "At least we're not the JETS!"

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 10:42 PM (qAR6u)

201
Her Majesty - who makes AtC seem Amazonian - is a big Altuve fan. She says he's a symbol for what little people can do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:42 PM (7rVsF)

202 PSA: The Moon has been artificially embiggened through the wizardry and jiggery-pokery of photoshop in the Toroweap overlook photograph of Grand Canyon.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2019 10:29 PM (Itc1k)
* * * *

Thanks. But I happen to like the photo as is because it appears more like the large moon I see coming over the horizon. Almost magical!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 21, 2019 10:42 PM (TY826)

203 188 The worst part of this is that they are being taught that the rest of us should give a shit about their preferences. I don't mind that people are gay, or whatever, but I won't conform to childish, self-centered demands.
Posted by: nerdygirl

----

Exactly! I will not knuckle under. If I think you are a guy it's Sir, Buddy, Pal or your masculine name. If I think you are a girl, you are getting a female name or call out.

I won't participate in your mental illness and I sure as hell will not be proud of you for it.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)


At the Clintonville grocery store I go to, two employees are trannies (male to female). Neither looks anything like a woman, but each has makeup smeared all over like a clown. The lipstick is all around the mouth, not just on the lips.

They are really frightening to look at.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

204 The Jets exist solely so other NY Sports teams can point and say "At least we're not the JETS!"

...

Posted by: the Miami Dolphins at October 21, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)

205 Oh fuck me. A guy in Dallas LOST to your precious goddamned American justice system and his wife has COURT FUCKING APPROVAL to cut off his 7 year old son's balls and rename him 'Suzy'.

--------

That would do it for me.

If I were in that man's shoes, the wife, her attorney, the judge and as many of the jurors as I could track down would be dead.

It would be my sole mission in life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 10:43 PM (5aX2M)

206 Hmm this is interesting. Tories may win the popular vote but lose the election.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:43 PM (FiUMj)

207 Jets drafts are always entertaining.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM (PUmDY)

208 A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition."

https://tinyurl.com/yyt22oya
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

If you'd told me ten years ago that this would be acceptable medical practice, I wouldn't have believed it. The left is batshit crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

Oh, Dear Lord in Heaven.

This is so awful.

We are surrounded by ghouls.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM (x8Wzq)

209 At Qu... uh, another site I read, there's info on how to catch a mail thief.

One of the suggestions is to stuff your own mailbox with a letter which reads:

"I TOLD YOU I WOULD CATCH U... THIS LETTER HAS BEEN LACED WITH MAGNESIUM SILICATE... NOW U WILL PAY"

(MS is talcum powder btw.)

There's also the suggestion to actually coat the letter in something to make it look deadly, like yellow-tinted flour.

I admit I would want to say "hydrofluoric acid" instead of magnesium silicate, although I'm not sure many people know how deadly hydrofluoric acid is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

210 I was awarded a Door Prize at the Mo Meet.

A bag of Ace of Spades Covfefe Beanz.

Not having a covfefe grinder, I pulverized the beans in a mortar & pestle, then chopped them further with a knife. Wasn't quite fine enough, so I chopped again with a razor blade.

Now, here's my dilemma.

Do I run it through the espresso machine, or just the hell with it, and go ahead and snort the lines?


*pours bourbon*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM (QzJWU)

211 91 Chelsea Clinton is breeding. That honestly frightens the holy hell out of me.

Spawns of Satan. Each one.
Posted by: Sponge


Oh, boy, two more generations of Clintons. Shortly after Hillary's loss, Chelsea showed up in the media a lot. I swear the media was ready to shove her down our throat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

212
Hmm this is interesting. Tories may win the popular vote but lose the election.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview


Doubt we'll hear anything about how unfair the electoral process is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:45 PM (7rVsF)

213 Keith Olbermann is a twat.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
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Got his phone number?

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 21, 2019 10:40 PM (+lVUW)


Olbie's a power bottom, just like you Big Boy. Not a match made in bathhouse/dance club heaven.

Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 10:45 PM (Y8PSl)

214 I remember the Merkel quote. There was another EU country that also made basically the same statement.


Yeah, one of the things I found referred to a book by a guy named Salazzin. I thought he'd written a new book, because I was remembering something from 10 years ago.

(Through the magic of gmail, which never forgets, I find that it was a taxi drive in Berlin in 2010).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 10:46 PM (gd9RK)

215 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 21, 2019 10:42 PM (TY826)


Appreciate your vote of confidence

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

216
"So they made in my family made a hard decision....

...and all they got was an ignorant bartender.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:46 PM (Ee+Sn)

217 >I can't decide who I hate more, the democrats, or the journalists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

Tulsi Gabbard, leftist, has called CNN and NYT a bunch of liars, and then they cut her off and went to commercial break. What's your first gut reaction to that?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 10:46 PM (LxTcq)

218 200 The Jets exist solely so other NY Sports teams can point and say "At least we're not the JETS!"
Posted by: kbdabear
-----------------

Yea,,,,at least we're not the Jets. (backs out of room)

Posted by: NY Knicks at October 21, 2019 10:46 PM (EentF)

219 Do I run it through the espresso machine, or just the hell with it, and go ahead and snort the lines?

.....

Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 10:47 PM (aktsl)

220 Jets football team = bad
Jets cheerleaders = good

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

221 The polling in Canada was spot on. Showed a tie in the poplar vote with a Liberal minority govt. They do a pretty good job with polls up there. And from what I understand elections are pretty clean too, which makes sense that polls would match up with votes.

Here on the other hand, you always need to add 1-2% to the "D" to account for Dem fraud.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:47 PM (FiUMj)

222 It was like McCain becoming a hard-core conservative once every six years.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


"Complete the danged fence!" Remember McCain saying that?
Phony bastard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

223 Some Buc-ee's have ethanol-free gas. That's all I put in my small-engine equipment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7rVsF)

Most rural areas have a few gas stations that sell non-ethanol gas. I think all marinas do but they are really inconvenient unless you're in a canoe full of gubs!
I buy the ethanol-free premix for the chain saw (for convenience), but bulk ethanol free for the small engines!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 10:47 PM (BiNEL)

224 Just got the scripted phone call from my boy letting me know he arrived safely at the Marine boot camp base in Sad Diego.

Oorah!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 10:47 PM (PkVlr)

225 BifBewalski, that is very good news! Prayers still going up for easy resolution!!

Posted by: Moki at October 21, 2019 10:47 PM (mFoNl)

226 Do I run it through the espresso machine, or just the hell with it, and go ahead and snort the lines?

Jim, snort the lines then snort some hot water.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 10:48 PM (HaL55)

227
Tulsi Gabbard, leftist, has called CNN and NYT a bunch of liars, and
then they cut her off and went to commercial break. What's your first
gut reaction to that?


That there is something far more evil than "leftist" at work here.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:48 PM (6IpEX)

228 You know, if Trudeau ends up winning, that will mean the guy who endorsed him was. . . a winner! Not sure I can take the Obama Curse coming to an end...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 21, 2019 10:48 PM (TY826)

229 At the Clintonville grocery store I go to, two employees are trannies (male to female). Neither looks anything like a woman, but each has makeup smeared all over like a clown. The lipstick is all around the mouth, not just on the lips.

They are really frightening to look at.
Posted by: Ladyl

----

Call them "Flippo" Ladyl (they are probably too young to catch the reference.)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:48 PM (Y4EXg)

230 *San Diego

Dammit

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 10:48 PM (PkVlr)

231 Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 10:47 PM (PkVlr)

....

**fist bump**

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 10:48 PM (aktsl)

232 The worst part of this is that they are being taught that the rest of us should give a shit about their preferences. I don't mind that people are gay, or whatever, but I won't conform to childish, self-centered demands.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:36 PM



When the concepts of "gay rights" and gay marriage were thrust upon society, I find it hard to believe that more did not see this sort of tyranny coming...

These days, if I'm going to suffer a homosexual, zir better be bloody well entertaining me!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 10:49 PM (7WaWV)

233 We are surrounded by ghouls.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM (x8Wzq)

and I include any fucking "doctor" who would willingly do this.

Fucking monsters. Demons. Moloch smiles.

Motherfucking motherfuckers.

Well, shit. I'm heading to bed. Prolly won't get a lot of sleep.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 21, 2019 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)

234 Tulsi Gabbard, leftist, has called CNN and NYT a bunch of liars, and then they cut her off and went to commercial break. What's your first gut reaction to that?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 10:46 PM (LxTcq)


She went off script and blasphemed.

She'll he the first leftist in the camps.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

235
Actually, all New York teams - with the exception of the Yankees and (in part) the Giants - are distinct underperformers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:49 PM (7rVsF)

236 Jets fans always boo and hiss at their draft picks, funny stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:49 PM (PUmDY)

237 Popular Vote

Lib: 34.2%
Con: 33.5%

Gonna be close.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:50 PM (FiUMj)

238 A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to
protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a
gender "transition."



https://tinyurl.com/yyt22oya

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


It's all about one-upping each other in their selection of accessories for these types. A decade ago the haute accessory was a toy dog in a purse. Then it became a kid adopted from another continent. Now it's having a tranny kid. Make no mistake, in each case, these are nothing more than accessories to be showcased to their "friends".

Posted by: Bert G at October 21, 2019 10:50 PM (OMsf+)

239 That there is something far more evil than "leftist" at work here.

I gave up on "team red!! team bloooo!!!" after McCain's "we have nothing to fear from President Barack Obama" comment in 2008.

Uniparty. It's team Oligarch, against team 47% and we're the 47% to them.

Posted by: the Miami Dolphins at October 21, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)

240 .sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)

241
Call them "Flippo" Ladyl (they are probably too young to catch the reference.)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:48 PM (Y4EXg)


Don't tell me you know Flippo (Bob Marvin)?

I was a guest on the Flippo Show when I was six.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

242 dershowitz nails it again, (on in graham):

the administration shouldn't cooperate. make congress issue subpoenas. there hasn't been a congressional vote for an impeachment inquiry. how do they know the intelligence committee is conducting an inquiry? let the third arm, the judiciary rule on it, maintaining the separation of powers. there is no "constitutional crisis".

Posted by: mjc at October 21, 2019 10:51 PM (Pg+x7)

243 Michael Sherwood, from Cleveland, gives grieving families the option after a death of keeping the tattooed skin as parchment-like artwork they can hang in their homes in remembrance.
---------

So we tanned 'is 'ide when died Clyde, and that's it a'hanging on the shed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:51 PM (Ee+Sn)

244 205 Oh fuck me. A guy in Dallas LOST to your precious goddamned American justice system and his wife has COURT FUCKING APPROVAL to cut off his 7 year old son's balls and rename him 'Suzy'.

--------

That would do it for me.

If I were in that man's shoes, the wife, her attorney, the judge and as many of the jurors as I could track down would be dead.

It would be my sole mission in life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 10:43 PM (5aX2M)

In Minecraft I understand your position. I've been there and have my list in Minecraft. You say that but thinking about being gang raped daily by animals in prison will give pause..... In Minecraft. Raped by animals or bite the bullet after the deed in Minecraft.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 10:51 PM (RUnSJ)

245 We are surrounded by ghouls.

Hard to believe that they want to encourage a mental illness that has a 48% mortality rate.

#WASTF and for no good reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 10:52 PM (HaL55)

246 It's all about one-upping each other in their selection of accessories for these types. A decade ago the haute accessory was a toy dog in a purse. Then it became a kid adopted from another continent. Now it's having a tranny kid. Make no mistake, in each case, these are nothing more than accessories to be showcased to their "friends".

Posted by: Bert G at October 21, 2019 10:50 PM (OMsf+)

Heh. You can see that trend perfectly in my 'hood. Lots of black kids ages 7ish-12ish with white parents. Few if any younger than that. Once it wasn't trendy to adopt a black baby, it stopped cold turkey.

In a few years I'm sure I'll start seeing all sorts of boys who are girls who like girls who do boys like they're girls around town. That is still a kick as song by Blur.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:52 PM (FiUMj)

247 224 Just got the scripted phone call from my boy letting me know he arrived safely at the Marine boot camp base in Sad Diego.

Oorah!
Posted by: Nurse ratched

----

Congrats Mom! That's a great call isn't it?

15 secs of pure "I'm here. I'm good. I'll write in 3 weeks."all the while a DI is screaming at the company of recruits at the top of his lungs in the background.

He's in for quite a ride. And he thinks he knows but nope, not even close. LOL

Starting writing him now Mom. Save the letters until you have a good address and then send them all. It's his lifeline.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)

248 LIb: 34.0
Cons 33.7

Come on cons, win the popular vote. Let's see progtards explain how Trudeau is illegitimate.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:53 PM (FiUMj)

249 "So they made in my family made a hard decision....

...and all they got was an ignorant bartender.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:46 PM (Ee+Sn)
* * * *

*snort*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 21, 2019 10:53 PM (TY826)

250
May God put a hedge of protection around your son, Nurse.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

251 After years of experimentation, Jackson devised a new electrolyte - whose composition is a closely guarded secret

If any of this was true, that "closely guarded secret" would be immediately be cracked and treated as public domain because "of the children".

There is absolutely no way on earth that the inventor of that technology would be allowed to enjoy the royalties.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 10:54 PM (lD3vL)

252 242, that is how all these obstruction charges are a joke.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:54 PM (PUmDY)

253 When the concepts of "gay rights" and gay marriage were thrust upon society, I find it hard to believe that more did not see this sort of tyranny coming...

...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 10:49 PM (7WaWV)


I think a lot of people saw it but were marginalized by the ruling Uniparty "class", because they know better!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 10:54 PM (BiNEL)

254 Raped by animals or bite the bullet after the deed in Minecraft.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 10:51 PM (RUnSJ)

------

In Minecraft, I'm never going back to the joint. I've never been Minecraft jail raped, but Minecraft jail is bad enough. It would definitely be the last game. But, hey, what other choice could there be? Can't let it go unanswered.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 10:55 PM (5aX2M)

255 Now it's having a tranny kid. Make no mistake, in each case, these are nothing more than accessories to be showcased to their "friends".

I think in this Dallas case, with Jeffery Younger, we're dealing with Medea.

Medea and Jason have kids. Medea and Jason split up. Medea hates Jason. Medea takes revenge on Jason in the best way possible.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:55 PM (ykYG2)

256 Oorah!

Posted by: Nurse ratched


Tell him the Horde is with him.

Wait. You did tell him about us, didn't you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 10:55 PM (HaL55)

257
90 An aluminum battery is lighter?

Yeah, pull the other one. Lithium is what, 30 some odd lbs cu ft, Al is what, 130?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM (6qErC)

---

The lithium in lithium ion batteries is not pure lithium, it's a compound of lithium and a few other things. There is also a graphite electrode that the lithium ions migrate into.

The reason for the higher energy density of the aluminum battery, though, is that it uses atmospheric oxygen to oxidize the aluminum, rather than a self-contained redox compound as in a lithium battery.

Imagine if a gasoline powered car had to carry an internal supply of oxygen to burn the gasoline.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2019 10:55 PM (t5m5e)

258
Nephew was a small-engine mechanic. He said the majority of the work brought in was due to ethanol. It dissolves seals and hoses, and it also turns into a gloppy gel that screws with carburetors.

Posted by: t-bird

Some Buc-ee's have ethanol-free gas. That's all I put in my small-engine equipment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7rVsF)





They used to have a Google Map setup on this site, but it got nixed because Google wanted too much money to keep it running. He's working on a free map service.

https://www.pure-gas.org/index.jsp

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 10:55 PM (eXA4G)

259 I was awarded a Door Prize at the Mo Meet.

A bag of Ace of Spades Covfefe Beanz.

Not having a covfefe grinder, I pulverized the beans in a mortar & pestle, then chopped them further with a knife. Wasn't quite fine enough, so I chopped again with a razor blade.

Now, here's my dilemma.

Do I run it through the espresso machine, or just the hell with it, and go ahead and snort the lines?


*pours bourbon*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM



I thought one was supposed to grind them in the pan of his mess kit with the butt of his rifle....

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 10:56 PM (7WaWV)

260 Libs 33.94
Con 33.78

Daayyyyum it's close

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:56 PM (FiUMj)

261 Tonypete,

Wow! Spot on.
I will start writing ASAP.

I'm so proud of him.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 10:56 PM (PkVlr)

262 There is absolutely no way on earth that the inventor of that technology would be allowed to enjoy the royalties.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 10:54 PM (lD3vL)

I'm betting that a GM subsidiary will have a "prior art" claim within milliseconds of the patent application!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)

263 I thought one was supposed to grind them in the pan of his mess kit with the butt of his rifle....
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 10:56 PM (7WaWV)

K-Bar handle works better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

264 250
May God put a hedge of protection around your son, Nurse.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

Nice thought and all, but basic does require a degree of getting a bit of a hiding.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (bgJ0E)

265 AOC is too stupid to see that her family's story undermines her claim that your zip code is your destiny.
Posted by: biancaneve


It makes people feel good to be told that they are low income because of white privilege. It's easier than blaming the poverty on the baby daddies who won't marry the mothers of their children and commit to their children.

AOC feeds into that need to blame others, so her complete lack of logic doesn't matter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

266 Just saw a literal "peeping Tom" alert on Next Door.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (PUmDY)

267 The naked Missouri woman who sat on her boyfriend's face and demanded that he perform oral sex on her has pleaded guilty to a domestic violence charge, according to court records.
-----------

Mug shot. Not the kind of girl you'd take home to mom:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjh86fe

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (Ee+Sn)

268 Do I run it through the espresso machine, or just the hell with it, and go ahead and snort the lines?


*pours bourbon*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM


You can get a little coffee grinder for about $10, Jim.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

269 ... and as many of the jurors ...

That is the disturbing part.

I get the "mother" and the "judge" being demon possessed.

But how do you get all of jurors to go along with this?

The whole city needs to be burned to the ground and salted.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 10:58 PM (lD3vL)

270 Grunts? Maybe. Blueshirts... jury's out.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:26 PM


* snort *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 10:58 PM (DMUuz)

271
Mug shot. Not the kind of girl you'd take home to mom:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjh86fe
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (Ee+Sn)


O.M.G.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

272
I'm betting that a GM subsidiary will have a "prior art" claim within milliseconds of the patent application!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Nah. Look at what they did to the guy who invented the 200-mpg carburetor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:58 PM (7rVsF)

273 Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2019 10:44 PM


I think I paid about $25 for a Cuisinart blade "grinder". Worth it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 10:59 PM (BiNEL)

274 When the concepts of "gay rights" and gay marriage were thrust upon
society, I find it hard to believe that more did not see this sort of
tyranny coming...


"They JUST want the SAME THINGS that WE DO"

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:59 PM (6IpEX)

275 Thank you Ladyl.

I welcome the good thoughts and prayers from the Horde.

And yes, he knows about y'all. And has lurked occasionally.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 10:59 PM (PkVlr)

276 AOC is too stupid to see that her family's story undermines her claim that your zip code is your destiny.
Posted by: biancaneve
-------

The ultimate example of that was The Moocher, complaining about having to live in the WH.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 11:00 PM (HTHlp)

277 So we tanned 'is 'ide when died Clyde, and that's it a'hanging on the shed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:51 PM (Ee+Sn)
* * * *

Perfect! OMG!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 21, 2019 11:00 PM (TY826)

278 AOC is too stupid to see that her family's story undermines her claim that your zip code is your destiny.

__

She's also a fucking imbecile for not recognizing that someone poor like her went to college and became a member of congress. In what other country does that happen? America (well OK Canada too) is the only place where someone goes from living in a shithole apartment to national politician at 30.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:00 PM (FiUMj)

279 In Re Amazon shipping expired items:


And that is why I go to the local grocery store. I am not running an institutional kitchen where I need large quantities shipped in, I'm only getting a little bit of stuff every week.


Some of this "order everything online" seems to be more of doing that and not actually avoiding any real inconvenience.


"Oh - sorry about that hole in the garage drywall. I'll run to Menard's and get a piece to patch it."

"No! I'll order on line it'll be here in three days!"

"I'll be back in 45 minutes - tops. We'll have this done in two hours."

"No! Order online! Online!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 11:00 PM (3tDBG)

280 May God put a hedge of protection around your son, Nurse.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

Nice thought and all, but basic does require a degree of getting a bit of a hiding.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (bgJ0E)


All the more reason!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

281 They are saying that in 10 or 20 years these trans-regret people are going to sue their parents. I hope it is true.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 11:00 PM (LxTcq)

282 And here we go...

Conservatives: 33.9%
Liberals: 33.8%

Liberals are going to win win fewer votes than Conservatives.

Time to abolish the House of Commons system, right??!?!?!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:01 PM (FiUMj)

283 So, are they having some sort of election on Canuckistan tonight or something some such?

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 11:01 PM (olPBi)

284 OK Hordelings. I've literally been here all day long. Good part is I feel a little better after chuckling at and with you chuckleheads today.

It's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all try to behave. And pray for good things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 11:01 PM (HaL55)

285 All I want is the land next to my land.

Posted by: Attilla, still here lurking at October 21, 2019 11:01 PM (w7KSn)

286 Hard to believe that they want to encourage a mental illness that has a 48% mortality rate.


....

Well, it's white children, so. Kind of expendable for the new order.

Fag 'em out, snip 'em off, Ritalin 'em up.

F*ck em up real good so that the weirdo politicians, millionaires and media have plenty of fag-boys and tranny freaks to sodomize at cocaine parties.

You've probably read about it in Genesis 19.

A society that wants to f*ck everything, even angels of God. There ain't nothing you don't want to stick your sick penis in. And men offer up their daughters to be raped and when all the shit comes crashing down, the whore women will look back longingly at the f*cking perverted society they helped foster and their whore daughters will get their father's drunk and f*ck them too, for want of more perversion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 11:02 PM (aktsl)

287 Look at what they did to the guy who invented the 200-mpg carburetor.*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 10:58 PM (7rVsF)


*That's why they only offer fuel injectors these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 11:02 PM (BiNEL)

288 Canadian elections.

As important as championship curling.

Except not as sexy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2019 11:02 PM (gAXBD)

289 You can get a little coffee grinder for about $10, Jim.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)


Yep, so cheap I bought two (in different colors because reasons). One for coffee, one for spices. And never the twain shall meet.

Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 11:03 PM (Y8PSl)

290 Nurse! Waves across sound.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:03 PM (LOq4H)

291 Nurse ratched, thank you for the salmon we had for lunch at Weasel's shooting clinic last Friday. It was Mega Tasty! And quite a surprise!

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 11:03 PM (AMIL/)

292 All I want is the land next to my land.
Posted by: Attilla


Aetius says you can't have it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 11:04 PM (ykYG2)

293 If you'd told me ten years ago that this would be acceptable medical practice, I wouldn't have believed it. The left is batshit crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:39 PM



This reminds of the AmishDude comment I'm fond of paraphrasing and repoasting:

>> If one were to suggest 10 or even five years ago that tyranny would come to this nation in the guise of 'gay marriage', everyone would have thought he'd gone mad. It doesn't seem so crazy now, does it?...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 11:04 PM (7WaWV)

294 In what other country does that happen? America (well OK Canada too) is the only place where someone goes from living in a shithole apartment to national politician at 30.

Apparently in one of the largest cities in the US, you can be a zero work experience female illegal alien millennial from Ecuador and score the highest position of County Judge just because you ran as a nobody Democrat while Beto was going after Cruz's job.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:04 PM (lD3vL)

295 Wow1

Only $4.99 for that fantastic CD!


Bargain at twice the price!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:05 PM (sy5kK)

296 Hi Rat! *waves back!*

Gref, It was my pleasure to send something.

I was worried about it getting there in good shape.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (PkVlr)

297 Having gone through Basic Training, my advice is this: Just roll with it. it's a fucking game. Their job is to tear you down and rebuild you. I was 21 when I went in. Still young, but a couple of years of living lean in Alaska and Arizona. My drill sergeants were hard and mean, but I never forgot that they were making me a soldier. I came out the other side ten pounds heavier and ready to fuck shit up.

Bottom line: I fucking loved Basic Training. The rest of my Army experience was, well, kind of deflating.

Almost got to go to the sandbox in '91, but nope.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (x8Wzq)

298 The Jets exist solely so other NY Sports teams can point and say "At least we're not the JETS!"
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 10:42 PM


It's not just sports teams.

Posted by: The Sharks at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (DMUuz)

299 Aetius?
He is all tied up in the West...

Posted by: Attilla, still here lurking at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (w7KSn)

300 Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}
Where the heck did you find one that inexpensive?
I thought I had gotten a bargain at $25.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)

301 Mug shot. Not the kind of girl you'd take home to mom:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjh86fe
=====

I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at October 21, 2019 11:07 PM (JcXHH)

302 The ultimate example of that was The Moocher, complaining about having to live in the WH.

If anyone would complain it would be Melania Trump because she had to relocate from golden palaces to a rat infested public housing hovel in the middle of DC.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:07 PM (lD3vL)

303
I love the sounds of men. Especially when they're fucking Ann.

Posted by: Lucy Pierre Romney at October 21, 2019 11:07 PM (NMAzL)

304 How's the new New York Times poll on impeachment?

Are Trump's numbers improving?

How about his approval on Rasmussen?

Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 21, 2019 11:08 PM (iiu+q)

305 MH, Lux Interior's birthday today. Brent Mydland, Steve Cropper, and Elvin Bishop as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 11:08 PM (PUmDY)

306 Mug shot. Not the kind of girl you'd take home to mom:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjh86fe
=====

She will suck your cock like your wife won't.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 11:09 PM (RUnSJ)

307 I was worried about it getting there in good shape.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (PkVlr)

Nurse, it arrived in good shape, but shortly thereafter, it was demolished...

But in a good way and very tasty, thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 11:09 PM (BiNEL)

308 I was worried about it getting there in good shape.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (PkVlr)


It was dead when I first saw it...so I don't know about it getting to Texas in good shape.





Thanks again!

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 11:09 PM (AMIL/)

309 60 CNN hired Republican Sean Duffy. Not sure how I feel about this. Hope CNN doesn't brainwash him. His wife works for FNC
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 10:12 PM (wiXsO)


that is very sad.

I thought Duffy had oh, what do they call that...... integrity.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 11:09 PM (sy5kK)

310 someone on twatter asked me why I tweeted about Mitt's sekrit alias when I use an alias too

I've been found out - I am really a famous politician

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM (G546f)

311 Picking up where I left off:

Yes I pity Greta Thunberg. She is too young to know that the world isn't going to end. I don't know how old you are expected to be when you extract yourself from the cult of her immediate family, but it is surely older than 15.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM (LxTcq)

312 I have to second Pug re: basic training

Once I understood that I was to take everything coming out of the mouth of my Drill Sargent like it was from the mouth of God Himself I actually enjoyed the experience immensely

The rest of my military career was spectacularly undistinguished

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM (olPBi)

313 The lithium in lithium ion batteries is not pure lithium"

Yeah, I know. Trouble is that the journalists don't know the difference between the two...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM (6qErC)

314 Look at what they did to the guy who invented the 200-mpg carburetor.*

And the US Patent office was so corrupt they refused to grant Thomas Henry Moray a patent on his cold energy device!

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM (lD3vL)

315
At the Clintonville grocery store I go to, two employees are trannies (male to female). Neither looks anything like a woman, but each has makeup smeared all over like a clown. The lipstick is all around the mouth, not just on the lips.

They are really frightening to look at.
Posted by: Ladyl


That sounds like that youtube video of the "female" customer, with severe five o'clock shadow, who yelled at some poor quickie stop employee for calling him "sir".

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

316 296 Hi Rat! *waves back!*

Gref, It was my pleasure to send something.

I was worried about it getting there in good shape.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (PkVlr)

I wish I had had some. I didn't get there til dinner time.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

317 BC, I agree. I feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 11:11 PM (PUmDY)

318
Pierre Delecto is the handle of Ann's favorite bull.

Posted by: Lucy Pierre Romney at October 21, 2019 11:11 PM (NMAzL)

319 You know, even with the gay thing, I don't remember any people losing custody over disapproving of their kid being gay.

But with the trans thing, it's just "do whatever your Leftist ex-wife wants. If you go against the agenda - then fuck you. No more parental rights. Now go to Tolerance Camp while one of our Dr. Mengeles mutilates your son. You're deplorable."

This is much different, and darker. And it has nothing to do with the transgender thing.

It's everywhere in the behavior of the law courts, and the government at large.

These are the actions of a government that has taken off the gloves, no longer cares about the appearance of serving the people or even following the law, and is now simply lunging for total power.

Insane.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:12 PM (5aX2M)

320 I thought Duffy had oh, what do they call that...... integrity.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 11:09 PM (sy5kK)

___

Just like Jonah, Kristol, Egg and Frenchie. Integrity to the max yo!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:12 PM (FiUMj)

321 Good coffee beans deserve and need a good grinder. A burr grinder, not those whirling blade thingies.

And the coffee that was won at the TXMoMe is very deserving of a good grinder!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 11:13 PM (DMUuz)

322 300 Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}
Where the heck did you find one that inexpensive?
I thought I had gotten a bargain at $25.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

I can't remember! Maybe TJMaxx?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

323 Donkey Chompers. being the forgetful blithering airhead that she is, failed to mention that she spends some time on the planet Mars. Little girl is quite the space cadet.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (WRSbt)

324
I wish I had had some. I didn't get there til dinner time.

Posted by: Ladyl


Heh! I live <10 miles from Nurse, no salmon made this far!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (LOq4H)

325
Sean Duffy has integrity like Mike Lee has integrity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (NMAzL)

326 transgenderism is insanity

it's like the lobotomy fad in the early 20th century

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (G546f)

327 Tulsi Gabbard, leftist, has called CNN and NYT a bunch of liars, and then they cut her off and went to commercial break. What's your first gut reaction to that?
Posted by: BourbonChicken


That CNN and NYT are moving from pushing standard left wing democrats, to pushing full on socialists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

328 And the coffee that was won at the TXMoMe is very deserving of a good grinder!

Thank you for the compliment. It takes a person of extraordinary refinement and taste to recognize these qualities.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:15 PM (lD3vL)

329 Cons up by 0.4% in popular vote and the lead is widening.

Wonder how many mentions of this there will be in the MSM?

Hmmm......

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:15 PM (FiUMj)

330 A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition."

https://tinyurl.com/yyt22oya
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 10:16 PM (jYnPD)

Dude, buy a gun, and three plane tickets to Brazil. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 11:15 PM (QugKX)

331
{{{Ladyl}}}
Where the heck did you find one that inexpensive?


There's one on Amazon for $9.99.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

332 I understand the reasons why California Morons stay. Is there a breaking point where you say F*ck it, I'm out of here?

__________________
When my youngest finishes high school, 4 long years. Then it's probably off to Alabama.

Posted by: BuckIV at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (PZ2ib)

333 when is scam newton going to transition?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

334 I live in a suburb that has a lot of immigrants. They come here so that they can have a ranch house, a car or two, and send their kids to a good school district. What the hell is she bitching about?

Yep - I live in the attendance area of one of the three best public high schools in Oregon. About half of the school kids in my neighborhood are Asian (almost all Vietnamese).

This proves: 1) white privilege; and 2) where you are born completely determines your future, and the future of your children.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

335 Once I understood that I was to take everything coming out of the mouth of my Drill Sargent like it was from the mouth of God Himself I actually enjoyed the experience immensely
Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM


It helps once you've learned to differentiate profanity as punctuation from profanity as profound.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (DMUuz)

336 310 someone on twatter asked me why I tweeted about Mitt's sekrit alias when I use an alias too

I've been found out - I am really a famous politician
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM (G546f)

Tulsi confirmed!

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 11:17 PM (RUnSJ)

337 The ONLY solution to California's collective insanity is 10 U.S. Code 333.

Posted by: An Observation at October 21, 2019 11:17 PM (GNoIH)

338 A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition."

That would be one "Amber Alert" where I would go active to locate the missing child and facilitate the disappearance with the abductor.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:17 PM (lD3vL)

339 I went into basic training a bit fat, 190, and came out lean at 165. Afghanistan was the only place I ever put on a lot of muscle ... the gym was safe from being tasked randomly, so I did weights and basic gymnastics on most days.


Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 11:17 PM (LxTcq)

340 333, when he admits Auburn paid his dad to play there. 2 weeks?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 11:18 PM (PUmDY)

341 Yep - I live in the attendance area of one of the three best public high schools in Oregon. About half of the school kids in my neighborhood are Asian (almost all Vietnamese).

This proves: 1) white privilege; and 2) where you are born completely determines your future, and the future of your children.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

-------

And the crucial importance of skin whitener!

Posted by: Undocumented at October 21, 2019 11:18 PM (Y08Vx)

342 @335 indeed, grateful to have gone through BT when the Drills could still swear at the recruits

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 11:18 PM (olPBi)

343 Trudeau is kicking ass in the Toronto area. Doing much better than expected. So he's going to easily win a minority govt. Still to be seen if he can get a majority, probably not.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 10:24 PM (FiUMj)

Toronto is full of Liberals, Commies, and faggots. BIRM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 11:18 PM (QugKX)

344 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:12 PM (5aX2M)

In my opinion, this is another deliberate perversion of the language. To me, a true "law" has a moral basis, like "Thou shalt not kill!"
The left has warped the language so that an arbitrary administrative regulation is treated as a law, even though it has no moral basis, has not been reviewed or approved by the citizens, and quite obviously benefits some specific weird segment of society, NOT society at large!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 11:19 PM (BiNEL)

345 These are the actions of a government that has taken off the gloves, no longer cares about the appearance of serving the people or even following the law, and is now simply lunging for total power.

Insane.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:12 PM (5aX2M)


With Obama, the left were well on their way to total domination of the culture. Hillary would have sealed the deal and ensconced their values permanently across society. Then Trump. The insanity you see is the realization that they were >

A wounded animal is a dangerous animal and all that.

Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 11:19 PM (Y8PSl)

346 325
Sean Duffy has integrity like Mike Lee has integrity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (NMAzL)

How long did the Sean Duffy bromance with ace last?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 11:19 PM (RUnSJ)

347 Angelina Jolie has a trannie kid. All the cool parents are doing it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

348 John Kerry tweeted nice answer, I approve, in French to Mitt's ce moi tweet
LOL circle jerk losers club

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 11:20 PM (G546f)

349

Here's a burr grinder (manual) for $20

https://tinyurl.com/y6oobsx8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

350
Tulsi Gabbard, leftist, has called CNN and NYT a bunch of liars, and then they cut her off and went to commercial break. What's your first gut reaction to that?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 10:46 PM (LxTcq)


Sean Duffy better come wearing his big boy pants.

His biggest career mistake, by far.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 11:20 PM (sy5kK)

351 ...You can get a little coffee grinder for about $10, Jim.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)



If they can make a gasoline powered blender, then it should be pretty easy to adapt that to a covfefe grinder, too!

Besides, gasoline & castor oil > "hazelnut". Bleh.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2019 11:22 PM (QzJWU)

352 imo there are no tranny kids, only trannied kids

this is being done TO them

it's horrific abuse

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 11:22 PM (G546f)

353 Here's a burr grinder (manual) for $20

A burr grinder will improve all coffee. Won't have the over extraction bitterness problem.

For the truly bad coffee, it can be rescued through cold brew. The only down-side to cold brew is that it removes the "brightness" from the cup. (for those who are sensitive to acidic coffee, that is probably a plus).

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:22 PM (lD3vL)

354 There's one on Amazon for $9.99.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

I should have known, even with a 20% off coupon, BB&B can't compete!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 11:22 PM (BiNEL)

355 And the crucial importance of skin whitener!

I went to an HOA meeting, where you had to sign in, so they had a list of all the names of the homeowners.

Of the 71 houses in the HOA, five were owned by people with the last name of "Nguyen".

White privilege.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 11:23 PM (I2/tG)

356 Used to be having a homosexual kid or adopting a brown baby from some country most people have never heard of got you the most points in Virtue Signal Bingo

Now? Trannie kid, by a country mile

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 11:23 PM (olPBi)

357 Thank you for the compliment. It takes a person of extraordinary refinement and taste to recognize these qualities.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:15 PM


Thank you for the gift! I ground some (the Guatemalan) this morning. Nice top notes and deep finish. I'm guessing you took them past first crack. Full city?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 11:23 PM (DMUuz)

358 Of the 71 houses in the HOA, five were owned by people with the last name of "Nguyen".

___

Same family or 5 different families?
Asking seriously.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:23 PM (FiUMj)

359 You can get a little coffee grinder for about $10, Jim.

Or just wander on down to the grocery store that has whole beans and a grinder and just "borrow" their grinder.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:23 PM (lD3vL)

360 I can't recall any salmon in Yakima either.
Nurse. We need to do another PNWMOME's again.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 21, 2019 11:24 PM (Tt761)

361 Having gone through Basic Training, my advice is this: Just roll with it. it's a fucking game. Their job is to tear you down and rebuild you. I was 21 when I went in. Still young, but a couple of years of living lean in Alaska and Arizona.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (x8Wzq)


I was 22, one of four recruits in the division who was over 18, who had lived on our own. We had a modified Alan Shepard's Prayer: "dear God, don't let them f this up for us".

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 11:24 PM (t+qrx)

362
The depth of cruelty and inhumanity towards migrants, towards people of color, towards LGBTQ community ... is not the America I want my kids to grow up in.


Feel free to skeedaddle, Chubble.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 11:25 PM (6G4DD)

363 Read at FB that Meghan Markle is really wreaking havoc on the Royal Family...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

364 Good coffee beans deserve and need a good grinder. A burr grinder, not those whirling blade thingies.

And the coffee that was won at the TXMoMe is very deserving of a good grinder!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 11:13 PM (DMUuz)


I understand that. But at one time I looked at some burr grinders. Some of the prices were astronomical. Cost considered, I'll take that electric grinder and pulse it to grind the beans, thankyouverymuch. When I experienced that blackout back in '03, I put the beans in a zip lock bag and pounded them to have coffee (gas stoves FTW!). An electric coffee grinder is convenient and quick, but I know how to live without it, too.

Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 11:25 PM (Y8PSl)

365 Not Kristol

Posted by: Bill at October 21, 2019 11:25 PM (yhf6w)

366 In Minecraft if you did go all John Rambo on the people who stopped you from your kid being trannied, you may own that Minecraft prison and be a Minecraft hero.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 11:25 PM (RUnSJ)

367 356 Used to be having a homosexual kid or adopting a brown baby from some country most people have never heard of got you the most points in Virtue Signal Bingo

Now? Trannie kid, by a country mile
Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 11:23 PM (olPBi)

___

It went like this:

60/70s: Long hair was shocking

80s: long hair, meh...green hair and piercings were

shocking

90s: green hair, meh a tattoo is shocking (for middle class kids)

00s: 1 tatoo? meh...20 tattoos is shocing. Oh and I'll be gay too, that'll piss of dad!!

10s: gay? meh. OK then fuck it, I'll be a girl, that'll really piss off dad!!

God only knows what the 2020s will bring....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:26 PM (FiUMj)

368 I'm tired.
I was supposed to hear about a possible work engagement today, and didn't.
I have a bad feeling about this. And I'm sick and tired of being jerked around and treated like some tenth-rate loser who only gets picked because there's nobody else.
Fuck it. I'm out for the night.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:26 PM (NWiLs)

369 Okokokok!

I'll try to get my oldest out for the spring salmon run and see if we can hook a couple fish.

Smoking them is easy.

It was the shipping that was the hard part.

I will bring some fish to the PNW MoMe is pinky swears.

But Rat has to bring apple cider and Winston more moonshine.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:27 PM (PkVlr)

370 I'm guessing you took them past first crack. Full city?

The Guatemalan was a Full City roast. I found that the City+ didn't bring out some of the distinctive notes.

Normally I roast through first crack then based on the "smoke" and color let it run for about 15-20 seconds before cooling over 12 minutes. It is an art to do a proper roast-then-coast. Very easy to get it into Vienna range.

The Burundi was City+ though.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:27 PM (lD3vL)

371 Anyone else a Cramps fan? Bad Music for Bad People is a great Halloween album.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 11:27 PM (PUmDY)

372 Trump Jr and Charlie Kirk

https://youtu.be/xMyXtkgIZlA

A live event that started about an hour ago.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 11:27 PM (LxTcq)

373 Same family or 5 different families?
Asking seriously.


Good question. Four families, I think - the Nguyens across the street bought two adjacent houses for their extended family, but they just sold one (to another Vietnamese family).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 11:28 PM (I2/tG)

374 Same family or 5 different families?
Asking seriously.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:23 PM (FiUMj)

--------

Vietnamese surnames are tribal. There's really only a handful. But they still are cautious about in-marrying, even though there are huge numbers of people with the same surname.

I used to date a Tran. She told me they would periodically have enormous tribal "family reunions" in her region (Saigon/HCMC) to identify each other for the purpose of preventing accidental intra-tribal hookups.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:28 PM (5aX2M)

375 It's all a debunked conspiracy theory.

https://www.mediamatters.org/sean-duffy/cnn-hired- sean-duffy-who-immediately-pushed-conspiracy- theories-cnn-had-already-debunked

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 11:28 PM (RUnSJ)

376 Yeah, I know. Trouble is that the journalists don't know the difference between the two...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM (6qErC)

Ok, just one more time.

Which one is my ass, and which one is the hole in the ground?

Posted by: today's journOlists at October 21, 2019 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

377 I hadn't heretofore realised there were so many coffee snobs amongst Teh Horde...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (7WaWV)

378 Cons up 0.7% in the popular vote now. Hopefully they can get about 1%. MSM absolutely cannot ignore that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (FiUMj)

379 hi everyone, thanks for your well-wishes last night.

I think i'm over the worst of it, though I don't know what "it" is.
finished an animation project tonight, though, just the animation bit. still need to add sound. Good news is it will be a little over five minutes.
I love you all. wish I could have been at the recent MoMe, though I would have bored you.

thanks mishum for your work

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (l9m7l)

380 I understand that. But at one time I looked at some burr grinders. Some of the prices were astronomical.
Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 11:25 PM (Y8PSl)


I've had a Hario ceramic burr grinder for years, use it weekly. I think it was $30.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (t+qrx)

381 Used to be having a homosexual kid or adopting a brown baby from some country most people have never heard of got you the most points in Virtue Signal Bingo
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The lesbian couple that lives behind us adopted a pair of very young AA boys, maybe 3-4 years old. I tremble for their future.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (Ou6XS)

382 370
Nurse. The moonshine is no more. I seem to recall someone with that handle taking the last of it home, btw
I will bring some excellent bourbon though. Count on that.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 21, 2019 11:30 PM (Tt761)

383 Posted by: Nurse ratched

Froze 2 gal for ya!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:30 PM (LOq4H)

384 I hadn't heretofore realised there were so many coffee snobs amongst Teh Horde...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
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Not Hammer, he buys 36oz. cans of JFG.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 11:31 PM (2qPhT)

385 I know exactly where the horde will go with the 2 GAL comment!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:31 PM (LOq4H)

386 Not Clinton

Posted by: Bill at October 21, 2019 11:32 PM (f0beR)

387 I understand that. But at one time I looked at some burr grinders. Some of the prices were astronomical

Pulsing a blade grinder is OK. The only problem I have with a blade grinder is over extraction of the smaller bits whereas burr makes for even sizes.

I think the difference in a light roast vs a dark roast and having a fresh bean far outweighs any taste difference between blade and ceramic burr.

Most people can't even distinguish the differences between an African or a Columbian bean so just enjoy without the bitterness.

I think the majority comments I get has nothing to do with taste, rather its about smoothness. That is just a freshness and roast level issue.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:32 PM (lD3vL)

388 Whoohoo!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:32 PM (PkVlr)

389 Are there any mathematicians that can answer this question for me?

If an appeals court's judges are 75% republican appointees and 25% democratic, what are the odds that at least two of a three judge panel will be republican appointees?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 21, 2019 11:32 PM (Xqo6t)

390 385 Yeah, you did sort of throw that hanging curve ball.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 21, 2019 11:32 PM (Tt761)

391 Night, Insom.

Hang tough, bud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:33 PM (5aX2M)

392 The Guatemalan was a Full City roast. I found that the City+ didn't bring out some of the distinctive notes.


Normally I roast through first crack then based on the "smoke" and
color let it run for about 15-20 seconds before cooling over 12 minutes.
It is an art to do a proper roast-then-coast. Very easy to get it
into Vienna range.


The Burundi was City+ though.

So what you're sayin is, you got a 20' head of steam and rammed it in dry?

Solid...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 21, 2019 11:33 PM (w3OLr)

393 Can't find my way home
https://tinyurl.com/je45u4f

Posted by: Roo the day at October 21, 2019 11:33 PM (Bf3hj)

394 Guessing that winning the most votes nationally in Canada has about as much weight as the National Popular Vote in the USA

That is to say; none

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 11:33 PM (olPBi)

395 God only knows what the 2020s will bring....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:26 PM (FiUMj)

Transpocalypse.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 11:33 PM (RUnSJ)

396 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (Ou6XS)

I really hate it when someone here posts something like that, that is really just too awful to contemplate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 11:33 PM (BiNEL)

397 I know exactly where the horde will go with the 2 GAL comment!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:31 PM



It wasn't that long ago when the purchase of a gallon of milk appeared on the grocer's receipt as "HOMOGAL"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 11:34 PM (7WaWV)

398 Yep - I live in the attendance area of one of the three best public high schools in Oregon. About half of the school kids in my neighborhood are Asian (almost all Vietnamese).

This proves: 1) white privilege; and 2) where you are born completely determines your future, and the future of your children.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (I2/tG)


In my personal experience, I have spent some time talking with under-30 first generation Americans from Vietnamese heritage, and they have been very pro-American and patriotic.

Somalians, on the other hand, won't even engage in conversation for the most part.

I am guessing at least 40 points difference in IQ.

It's my poll and I can extrapolate all I want to.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

399 I've had a Hario ceramic burr grinder for years, use it weekly. I think it was $30.

I have two of those. There is sort of a ritualized Zen in grinding the beans by hand before brewing. I imagine that there are other people around the world do the exact same thing at the same time.

Great for travel of for offices that don't have the common decency of being equipped with a coffee grinder on premises.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:35 PM (lD3vL)

400 I understand that. But at one time I looked at some burr grinders. Some of the prices were astronomical .
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Dremel. Decent value.

Hold it...I think I may have missed part of the thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 11:35 PM (2qPhT)

401 She told me they would periodically have enormous tribal "family reunions" in her region (Saigon/HCMC) to identify each other for the purpose of preventing accidental intra-tribal hookups.

I knew someone from Antigua - an island with 100,000 people. When you met a possible love interest in Antigua, you started by discussing your family history - you know that you are related, the question is how closely you are related.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 11:35 PM (I2/tG)

402 Would hookers be flown into Afghanistan every now and then? Serious question

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 11:35 PM (RUnSJ)

403 Mug shot. Not the kind of girl you'd take home to mom:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjh86fe
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (Ee+Sn)

That, right there, is an orc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 11:35 PM (QugKX)

404 they would periodically have enormous tribal "family reunions" in her region (Saigon/HCMC) to identify each other for the purpose of preventing accidental intra-tribal hookups.

The Ashkenazim these days are big on screening out genetic mismatches. Tay Sachs did a number on them/us.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 11:36 PM (ykYG2)

405 And that's when I got my first taste of the country who allows their kids destiny to be determined by the zip code they are born in.

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Used to be that covetousness was considered a sin.


Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 11:36 PM (DQebX)

406 Obviously...

Posted by: Bill at October 21, 2019 11:36 PM (f0beR)

407 The Guatemalan was a Full City roast. I found that the City+ didn't bring out some of the distinctive notes.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:27 PM


You did an excellent job!

I've thought about getting into roasting, simply because it's hard to find good New Guinea coffee consistently. Peet's and Cartel Coffee in Phoenix (great coffee, terrible name) have it sometimes. Of course, then I'd have to source the beans.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 11:36 PM (DMUuz)

408 I've had a Hario ceramic burr grinder for years, use it weekly. I think it was $30.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (t+qrx)


I use a grinder daily. I'm not buying kitchen art. Electric grinders are cheap and easily replaceable; I'm on my second one as the first one melted after about 20 years. Besides, I've herd that those burr grinders need 'sharpening' and that sounds like a pain.

Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 11:37 PM (Y8PSl)

409 I hadn't heretofore realised there were so many coffee snobs amongst Teh Horde...

I can make you a coffee snob in just a minute. When a topic of coffee comes up in a social setting just talk about the rule of fifteen:

Fifteen months from harvest before the bean is stale.
Fifteen days after roasting before the coffee is stale.
Fifteen minutes after grinding before the coffee is stale.

It might be all BS, but it sounds cool.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:38 PM (lD3vL)

410 Bright coffees suck.

Go caramel with chocolate notes or go home.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 11:38 PM (4RysI)

411 New case of shoe polish just in!

Posted by: Blackface Trudeau at October 21, 2019 11:39 PM (yhf6w)

412 I have two of those. There is sort of a ritualized Zen in grinding the beans by hand before brewing. I imagine that there are other people around the world do the exact same thing at the same time.

Great for travel of for offices that don't have the common decency of being equipped with a coffee grinder on premises.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:35 PM (lD3vL)


It really shines when you're camping. Quiet, light, no electricity needed, and you can dial in the right size for a moka or french press.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 11:39 PM (t+qrx)

413 The Ashkenazim these days are big on screening out genetic mismatches. Tay Sachs did a number on them/us.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo


The Mormons have or had a problem with a genetic disease. Don't remember the particulars, the tribe in Arizona had a lot of it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:39 PM (LOq4H)

414 Good night. Please check out I Can't Hardly Stand It by the Cramps on youtube or wherever.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 11:39 PM (PUmDY)

415 I have a Mazzer Luigi. Love that thing.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 11:39 PM (4RysI)

416
Of the 71 houses in the HOA, five were owned by people with the last name of "Nguyen".

White privilege.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 11:23 PM (I2/tG)


That's "Smith", in Vietnamese.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 11:40 PM (sy5kK)

417 Chelsea.

Just STFU.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2019 11:40 PM (XVuno)

418 And that's when I got my first taste of the country who allows their kids destiny to be determined by the zip code they are born in.

New York City used to have an excellent public school system.

How was that system ruined, AOC, and which political party was in power in New York when that happened?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2019 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

419 Speaking of AOC did anyone catc@h the gal that's running against her? Sherie Murray. She was on F&F this morning.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

As I was telling you, AOC's fan Xes are now sending her racist hate mail. In the name of the racial saviour AOC.

They, of course, are also calling her a white supremacist

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at October 21, 2019 11:41 PM (8XsJe)

420 Just yesterday I learned that Trump wanted to park alligators in low Earth orbit and use SETI to lure undocumented space aliens here to be bitten. As a woman who has gotten pregnant multiple times - something that hardly anyone has done before - this is not the solar system I want for my loinfruit.

*winnies and prances indignantly*

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at October 21, 2019 11:41 PM (H5knJ)

421
That Dallas kid will commit suicide before 25.


Bet your retirement account on it.


You'll make effing BANK!


And remember, nobody but the dad ever cared about that kid, certainly not the mom, the jury, or the judge.

Not one damned iota of care.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 11:42 PM (sy5kK)

422 Does anyone think they can actually impeach our president? For nothing? I keep reading that F'ing Mitt Romney and now Lindsay Graham will vote to impeach. For what one wonders? Are Republicans now turning against the prez? How much of what I'm hearing is BS and how much of actual concern??

Posted by: AnnaS at October 21, 2019 11:42 PM (l4l/z)

423
The name is Delecto. Pierre Delecto.

I will save the Republic from Tulsi and defeat Putin in his Siberian volcano lair.

Posted by: Pierre "Lucky" Delecto, International Man of Mystery at October 21, 2019 11:42 PM (NMAzL)

424 transgenderism is insanity

it's like the lobotomy fad in the early 20th century
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (G546f)

I'd be all for lobotomizing parents who want to "transition" their kids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 11:42 PM (QugKX)

425 I've thought about getting into roasting, simply because it's hard to find good New Guinea coffee consistently.

My first toast was a five dollar air pop corn popper and a wooden spoon.

Plugged in the air popper to a long extension cord so that the voltage would drop and the popper would be at the right temperature for roasting. Then put in about two ounces of green beans, let it sit there while it heats up. The beans, if the right amount is put in, will start to roll then as the moisture is extracted will start to tumble. Just keep stirring while the silver skin flakes off and blows out (I was doing this in the driveway so as not make a mess). Stir through first crack, count another twenty seconds or so and pour out the hot beans into a collander to cool.

Better than a coffee shop - and makes the neighbors wonder. (smells great too)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:43 PM (lD3vL)

426 Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 11:37 PM (Y8PSl)

The burr grinder sounds nice and exotic, and I will probably try one, but I pulse the electric grinder for 5 seconds, stir the ground beans, wait about 25 seconds and repeat two or three times. Not perfect but it seems to work fairly well, it just does not grind all the beans completely!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 21, 2019 11:43 PM (BiNEL)

427 I am so sick of oozing shitbags like Chelsea and AOC -- people who have never done or produced anything important in their undeservedly privileged lives -- yammering about what a horrible place America is.

GTFO.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2019 11:44 PM (XVuno)

428 Amish have a lot of genetic diseases too.
Very hard not to inbreed when they can't travel farther than a horse can take them.

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 21, 2019 11:44 PM (G546f)

429 When my youngest finishes high school, 4 long years. Then it's probably off to Alabama.
Posted by: BuckIV at October 21, 2019 11:16 PM (PZ2ib)

I hear tell they have high schools in Alabama, now. Maybe even classy private ones you could afford.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 11:45 PM (QugKX)

430 Normally I wouldn't stoop this low...but...here's to hoping that Chelsea's kids grow up wearing dresses..except for her daughter. Hope she grows a beard and gets a penis. Wonder what Grandma would think of that?

Posted by: Sock Monkey....watching the world insert it's proverbial head up it's proverbial ass at October 21, 2019 11:45 PM (XD+JK)

431 Eastern European hookers? Russian Hookers? SE Asian Hookers? What was flown in for our boys in Afghanistan? And were they at least 7s or above?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 11:45 PM (RUnSJ)

432 I hadn't heretofore realised there were so many coffee snobs amongst Teh Horde...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM


My sense is you will find a non-trivial number of snobs about most any subject (at least reasonably-decent one's) amongst Teh Horde. Heck, we even got some of the brightest of the bright, nukulear submariners, here.

Of course, we've got Junior Birdmen from Teh Air Force, too, so it balances out somewhat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 11:46 PM (DMUuz)

433 Besides, I've herd that those burr grinders need 'sharpening' and that sounds like a pain.
Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 11:37 PM (Y8PSl)


*shrug* So don't. Weekdays, I just add enough K-cup BRCC to the thermos so it makes the work stuff less lousy. I use the Hario on weekends when I really have time to enjoy it. FWIW, I've never had to sharpen the burrs. I don't even know how you'd sharpen a ceramic grinder. At $30 for going on five years (of which it was used daily at work for three years), it might as well be disposable.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 11:46 PM (t+qrx)

434 324
I wish I had had some. I didn't get there til dinner time.

Posted by: Ladyl


Heh! I live
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (LOq4H)


That was great that nurse sent some salmon to TX for the fellow morons. It sounds like a great time was had by all. Fantastic!


You and I, rat, just have to drop a hook with a cut plug out in the Sound, and wait for the tide to change, trolling through the tide rips.


and hello to both rat and nurse!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

435 I hadn't heretofore realised there were so many coffee snobs amongst Teh Horde...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (7WaWV)


Some things are just worth doing right. And it's not just the grinder, it's the beans. Does the store where one buys beans have a brisk business, i.e., turnover of product?

I get my beans from a store in Manhattan that's been in business for over 100 years. Their coffee doesn't sit around so it's always fresh; pre-ground coffee goes stale/flat quicker than whole beans. I found a couple of flavors (countries) and blends I like and the coffee is wonderful. Some people think of coffee as a caffeine need, just get some into their body, but I appreciate a good cup of coffee like I appreciate a good snort of 18-year-old Johnny Jameson Irish Whiskey.

Canned (or plasticed) coffee, to me, is like canned potatoes. Yes they exist. But why?

Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 11:47 PM (Y8PSl)

436
I like my coffee shaken, not stirred. And decaffeinated.

Posted by: Pierre "Lucky" Delecto, International Man of Mystery at October 21, 2019 11:47 PM (NMAzL)

437 simply because it's hard to find good New Guinea coffee consistently.

Probably because it is a short season and you don't want them storing it near the coast in warehouses.

Usually harvest for New Guinea is in the spring with the arrivals into the US around now or early winter.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:48 PM (lD3vL)

438 Canned (or plasticed) coffee, to me, is like canned potatoes. Yes they exist. But why?
Posted by: RickZ
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*raises hand*

Caffeine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 11:49 PM (/dN1M)

439 One of my great grandfathers was Jewish; when I took a 23andme test I found I'm a carrier for Tay Sachs. Turns out they're finding clusters of Tay Sachs in other populations, among them Cajun, Old Amish, French Canadian, and Irish Catholic. Might have been lucky, my ex is totally Irish Catholic ancestry. My son didn't inherit it, he got another, a gene of the Irish for hemochromatosis. Trying to get my daughter to check; if she inherited it I want her to put a note in the grandchildren's medical records to check when they're older.

Posted by: Lirio100 at October 21, 2019 11:50 PM (JK7Jw)

440 I'd love to have a couple of cats purring around now, and they'd be purring because they were happy and contented and really couldn't ask for more. Except for more petting, and more treats, and more [list to be filled in later]. But other than that, I imagine they would be good.

Sorry to bother folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2019 11:50 PM (l9m7l)

441 A real connoisseur knows that not any old civet shits out a superb cup of coffee. You have to be able to spot talent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2019 11:50 PM (XVuno)

442 You and I, rat, just have to drop a hook with a cut
plug out in the Sound, and wait for the tide to change, trolling through
the tide rips.





and hello to both rat and nurse!





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Dawg, I would LOVE to get back out on the Sound! Maybe this year the planets will align, and fresh fish and crab will be on the menu!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:50 PM (LOq4H)

443 Well, at least they otter know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 11:51 PM (DMUuz)

444 LCD!

tough day on Saturday

I hate the fucks.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:52 PM (PkVlr)

445 Posted by: Serious Cat at October 21, 2019 11:32 PM (Xqo6t)

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It's been a long, long time since I had to solve one of these, so I could be completely wrong, but I come with 59.78%. Don't trust me though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:54 PM (5aX2M)

446 I like food.

Posted by: George Martin at October 21, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)

447 Oy, 50.78 not 59.78.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:55 PM (5aX2M)

448 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 21, 2019 11:55 PM (EqKj1)

449 Nurse, LCD. Sigh, this week will be our turn. Screw it! Go Cougs!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 11:55 PM (LOq4H)

450 I'm late to the thread, & I'm not gonna read 400+ comments, so somebody already posted something along these lines:

RE: Merkel saying "multiculturalism is a total failure"?

That's like Tojo saying, "Never mind about Pearl Harbor. We miscalculated our situation very badly. Let's have a do-over! Friends again, OK?"

That evil SCRUNT has spent her entire miserable CAREER calling critics of her Muslim mass immigration policies 35 different kinds of Nazis!

Suicide is the sincerest form of apology Frau Merkel. Please give it the consideration it deserves.

Posted by: mnw at October 21, 2019 11:55 PM (Cssks)

451 413 The Ashkenazim these days are big on screening out genetic mismatches. Tay Sachs did a number on them/us.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo


The Mormons have or had a problem with a genetic disease. Don't remember the particulars, the tribe in Arizona had a lot of it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

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I've seen it in some of my distant relatives - Troyer Syndrome or Amish microcephaly. Small populations intermarry for ever - this is what you get.



Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:55 PM (Y4EXg)

452 360 I can't recall any salmon in Yakima either.
Nurse. We need to do another PNWMOME's again.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 21, 2019 11:24 PM (Tt761)


absolutely!

Winston, good salmon in Texas is as rare as good brisket in Seattle.

Actually, there are a couple of places in the suburbs that slow cook excellent brisket around here. At least one of them had relocated from the Lone Star State. The other is a buddy of mine who has gone nuts with his smoker, built on a trailer that he tows with his 4x4 Ram 2500. I think the smoker costs more than the damn truck.

He uses apple wood and cherry wood from Wenatchee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 11:55 PM (sy5kK)

453 https://tinyurl.com/yyxc94te

Protester Spits on Trump Supporter During Interview at Minneapolis Rally

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 11:55 PM (6IpEX)

454 Never comment on any aspect of the "trans" thing, or most of the related things, and don't expect that to change.


But a court determining a *7-YEAR OLD* needs to "transition"????


I am wordless, at every aspect of this. If I can coin a concept, "moral common sense" seems completely gone from society.


And on a much less consequential front in this insanity, a guy won the "women's" world cycling championship. Oh and he's mouthy and arrogant about it.


Just more additions to the list of "Can Hardly Believe What I'm Seeing".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 11:56 PM (QDnY+)

455 Epic Games is in bed with Tencent (aka Internet China). Avoid.

Posted by: Brother Cavil says at October 21, 2019 11:56 PM (D5yyd)

456 Seen on Twitter

*******
I get blue balls watching the wife doggy the tennis coach

Pierre Dulcee

*********

Posted by: Yo! at October 21, 2019 11:56 PM (EqKj1)

457 I can't believe Rolling Stone published this!

https://tinyurl.com/y6khm6r3'

And I'm saying goodnight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

458 50 And Scott Israel, in a civilised society, would have been offered a katana and six minutes to use it with honour.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

Not a half bottle of poor quality brandy, a revolver, and a single bullet?

Posted by: Fox2! at October 21, 2019 11:57 PM (MwFQu)

459 Oops! Didn't see you at #428.

But yeah.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:57 PM (Y4EXg)

460 Altuve is money.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at October 21, 2019 11:58 PM (lMn1U)

461 Some things are just worth doing right. And it's not just the grinder, it's the beans.

I wonder who got the bags marked with the 'X'. Those are roasted from a Geisha variety. Pretty danged expensive bean (compared to the Arabica) but they are noticeable for their Earl Gray tones.

I think pretty much the best I can get score wise from an Arabica bean is between 83 and 89. The Geishas can have cup scores in the 90s.

Robusta, I'm drinking it for the caffeine hit. 2x over all other varieties.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:58 PM (lD3vL)

462 378 Cons up 0.7% in the popular vote now. Hopefully they can get about 1%. MSM absolutely cannot ignore that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:29 PM (FiUMj)


So the secret attack attack on Canada's election by Trump is REAL!!!

Posted by: JournoList talking point email at October 21, 2019 11:58 PM (sy5kK)

463 Evening

Posted by: Kazi (last nick, promise) at October 21, 2019 11:58 PM (0x00j)

464 Winston, good salmon in Texas is as rare as good brisket in Seattle.

We had outstanding salmon in Texas. (of course it had to be overnighted and smoked with love)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:59 PM (lD3vL)

465 I appreciate a good cup of coffee like I appreciate a good snort of 18-year-old Johnny Jameson Irish Whiskey.

A cup of coffee with a snort of the whiskey isn't bad either.

Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 12:00 AM (B7KlG)

466 Bonnie Prince Charles is no spring chicken.....Time for him to worry about his personal eschatology and stop flogging the climate change bs.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at October 22, 2019 12:00 AM (lMn1U)

467 Yay!

The San Francisco Chronicle has an article on the measures that Qatar is taking to cool soccer fans, which is necessary because of global warming, of course.

I excitedly read the article, waiting for the statement that is mandatory when talking about global warming in a particular place, and I was not disappointed.

"Qatar is one of the fastest warming areas of the world, at least outside of the Arctic," said Zeke Hausfather, a climate data scientist at Berkeley Earth, a nonprofit temperature analysis group.

It is a central tenant of the climate priests that everwhere is warming faster than the global average.

The article did notice in passing that the warming might have something to do with the fact that Doha, the capital, went from sparsely populated desert to big city, with lots of asphalt and concrete laid down that warms the local environment, but that effect is obviously trivial compared to gerbil warbeling.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 12:01 AM (I2/tG)

468 So, how much actual street time do you figure that O'CrazyHo has spent in the Bronx since her family left there when she was five?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:01 AM (Do2h6)

469 >>The naked Missouri woman who sat on her boyfriends face and demanded that he perform oral sex on her has pleaded guilty to a domestic violence charge, according to court records.

Justice at last.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 12:02 AM (ZLI7S)

470 387 I understand that. But at one time I looked at some burr grinders. Some of the prices were astronomical

Pulsing a blade grinder is OK. The only problem I have with a blade grinder is over extraction of the smaller bits whereas burr makes for even sizes.

I think the difference in a light roast vs a dark roast and having a fresh bean far outweighs any taste difference between blade and ceramic burr.

Most people can't even distinguish the differences between an African or a Columbian bean so just enjoy without the bitterness.

I think the majority comments I get has nothing to do with taste, rather its about smoothness. That is just a freshness and roast level issue.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:32 PM (lD3vL)

As someone who has roasted and sold over 100,000 pounds of green coffee beans, I would concur with BBoFJ's analysis.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:02 AM (sy5kK)

471 Coffee machines:

I had a Capresso combination grinder & brewer. It cost $300 & shot craps pretty fast.

When it died, I bought a Cuisinart at Kohl's for $75. It works better; makes better coffee; & seems to be very rugged. And it's much easier to clean & maintain, too. It's so light weight, I thought, "This thing can't be any good-- it feels like a plastic toy."

Posted by: mnw at October 22, 2019 12:02 AM (Cssks)

472 Time for him to worry about his personal eschatology and stop flogging the climate change bs.


Posted by: DOGGFISH


Give the man a break, he (and far too many) believes he is "royalty" based on the birth canal he was squeezed through.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 12:03 AM (LOq4H)

473 469 >>The naked Missouri woman who sat on her boyfriends face and demanded that he perform oral sex on her has pleaded guilty to a domestic violence charge, according to court records.

Justice at last.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 12:02 AM (ZLI7S)

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You call that justice? Where do I go to get my reputation back, and my appetite. But mostly my appetite.

Posted by: Naked Missouri Dude at October 22, 2019 12:04 AM (XVuno)

474 368 I'm tired.
I was supposed to hear about a possible work engagement today, and didn't.
I have a bad feeling about this. And I'm sick and tired of being jerked around and treated like some tenth-rate loser who only gets picked because there's nobody else.
Fuck it. I'm out for the night.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:26 PM (NWiLs)


Insom, we up here in the PacNW division of the Horde continue to root for you in your pursuits of income generation.

No doubt it sucks, but keep punching back.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:05 AM (sy5kK)

475 I can't believe Rolling Stone published this!

https://tinyurl.com/y6khm6r3'

And I'm saying goodnight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 11:57 PM



Heh.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 12:05 AM (7WaWV)

476 So, how much actual street time do you figure that O'CrazyHo has spent in the Bronx since her family left there when she was five?

I think that her parents divorced, and dad stayed in the Bronx, so she probably did a certain amount of shuttling back and forth.

Remember, during the election campaign, her campaign claimed that she was commuting from the Bronx to her suburban high school every day, spending hours every day to do so.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 12:05 AM (I2/tG)

477 326 transgenderism is insanity

it's like the lobotomy fad in the early 20th century
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 11:14 PM (G546f)


that is actually a GREAT comparison.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:05 AM (sy5kK)

478 I used a Braun coffee grinder in the early middle ages. If you ran it too long it would start knocking neutrons out of the Carbon nuclei.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 12:06 AM (RuIsu)

479 Don't think getting into a product or something is "snobbery", exactly. I like to reload my own ammo but I'm not a "snob" about it - just prefer it.


Have not considered roasting coffee beans just yet, but do enjoy trying different local roasted items - the craft roasting thing has taken off fairly well, though of course not matching the beer situation.


And for afternoon coffee I've long enjoyed a variety of approaches. Vietnamese [cold or iced], Lebanese/Turkish style, or just French press or single pour-over [blade grinder for the latter two, but will look into the burr kind].


Used to have a great espresso maker, want to get another one.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 12:06 AM (QDnY+)

480
It is a central tenant of the climate priests that everwhere is warming faster than the global average.


The earth is dotted with thousands of extreme hot spots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 12:06 AM (aKsyK)

481 in before 500

Posted by: Blas Femur at October 22, 2019 12:07 AM (doAIC)

482 A cup of coffee with a snort of the whiskey isn't bad either.

Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 12:00 AM (B7KlG)


Yep, 'sweet coffee'. Freshening up a cup of coffee is nice, but sweetening it is even better.

Posted by: RickZ at October 22, 2019 12:07 AM (Y8PSl)

483 > It is a central tenant of the climate priests that everwhere is warming faster than the global average.

The Intermediate Value Theorem is racist.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:07 AM (Do2h6)

484 It went like this:

60/70s: Long hair was shocking

80s: long hair, meh...green hair and piercings were

shocking

90s: green hair, meh a tattoo is shocking (for middle class kids)

00s: 1 tatoo? meh...20 tattoos is shocing. Oh and I'll be gay too, that'll piss of dad!!

10s: gay? meh. OK then fuck it, I'll be a girl, that'll really piss off dad!!

God only knows what the 2020s will bring....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 11:26 PM (FiUMj)


after the testicles are chopped off, that answer would be "nothing".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:07 AM (sy5kK)

485
The earth is dotted with thousands of extreme hot spots.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 12:06 AM (aKsyK)


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More than muslims' holiest sites?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 22, 2019 12:08 AM (XVuno)

486 I really like that Mitt Romney fellow.

Posted by: Pee-er Delicioso at October 22, 2019 12:08 AM (DuZls)

487 > it's like the lobotomy fad in the early 20th century

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book!

Yes, or those idiots who used to get unnecessary colostomies. That was a fad for a while, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:08 AM (Do2h6)

488 I do not think the judge thing can be calculated without a pool of designated size.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 12:09 AM (4bd7D)

489 369 Okokokok!

I'll try to get my oldest out for the spring salmon run and see if we can hook a couple fish.

Smoking them is easy.

It was the shipping that was the hard part.

I will bring some fish to the PNW MoMe is pinky swears.

But Rat has to bring apple cider and Winston more moonshine.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:27 PM (PkVlr)


and just like that, a plan comes together!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:09 AM (sy5kK)

490 The new fad of the 2020s will be voluntary amputation of fingers.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 12:10 AM (PkVlr)

491 > God only knows what the 2020s will bring....

Judging from the often-communist parents of today, becoming a classic liberal in the mold of the Founders will really piss 'em off.
We should do what we can to encourage that thought.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:10 AM (Do2h6)

492 For those of you who like the California Climate and don't want to live in a third world kleptocracy, well, Callao is considered a nice place.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2019 12:12 AM (fqM2k)

493 The new fad of the 2020s will be voluntary amputation of fingers.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 12:10 AM (PkVlr)


Chop-Poker.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2019 12:13 AM (fqM2k)

494 > her campaign claimed that she was commuting from the Bronx to her suburban high school every day
I don't believe it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:13 AM (Do2h6)

495 The new fad of the 2020s will be voluntary amputation of fingers.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 12:10 AM (PkVlr)


Unnecessarily amputating limbs has been a 'thing' for a while now.

If we brought back mental hospitals, how many would have to be built so that there are enough beds available? I know, I know, no maths on the ONT.

Posted by: RickZ at October 22, 2019 12:14 AM (Y8PSl)

496 Wait... nevermind.

I worked from because I don't know the size of the pool.

If that initial number changes, so does probability. I need to know how many total judges there are or it won't work. I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:14 AM (5aX2M)

497 When in Dalat I thought I'd try the coffee straight - no sweetened condensed milk, no ice - just like all the old guys sitting at the outdoor cafe at the big market were doing. Ca phe den.


Uh huh.


Felt mildly ill and had a mild case of the shakes for an hour.


Of course the old guys - chain smoking as well, like most men their age in Vietnam - had been consuming insane amounts of caffeine and nicotine since around the time of Dien Bien Phu.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 12:15 AM (QDnY+)

498 The new fad of the 2020s will be voluntary amputation of fingers.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 12:10 AM



I've read the days are nigh when one won't need his fingers to hold and manipulate his mobile, either -- so just as well!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 12:18 AM (7WaWV)

499 490 The new fad of the 2020s will be voluntary amputation of fingers.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 12:10 AM (PkVlr)

No, sadly, the rate of suicide will increase, as it already has been.

The media, and Dems, are all about destroying Hope. All about making sure people do not see a better future for themselves.

Hell, we are all going to die in 12 years anyway, right.

Sadly, I have some personal experience with those who are in despair, and are fighting imaginary enemies.

Posted by: Obama at October 22, 2019 12:18 AM (NgKpN)

500 > I think that her parents divorced, and dad stayed in the Bronx, so she
probably did a certain amount of shuttling back and forth.

Just checked. Nope, her parents didn't get divorced, and she lived in Yorktown from the age of 5 until she left for college.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:18 AM (Do2h6)

501 Posted by: Obama at October 22, 2019 12:18 AM (NgKpN)

Sock fail.d

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 12:18 AM (NgKpN)

502 437 simply because it's hard to find good New Guinea coffee consistently.

Probably because it is a short season and you don't want them storing it near the coast in warehouses.

Usually harvest for New Guinea is in the spring with the arrivals into the US around now or early winter.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 11:48 PM (lD3vL)

Starbucks original espresso?

Half Papua New Guinea, and half Sumatra Mandeling.


One of the most horrid blends, taste-wise, ever created by human beings.

But it tastes the same after a year on the shelf, and they can cut it by about 10% to get more shots per pound of roasted coffee.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:19 AM (sy5kK)

503 Teflon coated stainless steel bone piercings.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 12:19 AM (RuIsu)

504 Yes I pity Greta Thunberg. She is too young to know
that the world isn't going to end. I don't know how old you are
expected to be when you extract yourself from the cult of her immediate
family, but it is surely older than 15.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 11:10 PM (LxTcq)


I dunno. Everyone dies. If the world is going to end at least I won't have to worry about missing anything, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2019 12:20 AM (fqM2k)

505 IOW, IIRC:

You need to know total judges (T) because it would go, for a 2:1 R on a 3 judge panel...

3(D/T)(R/(T-1))((R-1)/(T-2))

I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:21 AM (5aX2M)

506
I've read the days are nigh when one won't need his fingers to hold and manipulate his mobile, either -- so just as well!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


Chip in the brain
Chip in the brain
Lookin' like a fool with yo chip in the brain

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 12:21 AM (aKsyK)

507 I don't believe it.

AOC's bio page on her campaign website:

She ended up attending public school 40 minutes north in Yorktown, and much of her life was defined by the 40 minute commute between school and her family in the Bronx.

When she was caught, it was changed to this:

She ended up attending public school in Yorktown - 40 minutes north of her birthplace. As a result, much of her early life was spent in transit between her tight-knit extended family in the Bronx and her daily student life. It was clear to her, even then, that the zip code a child was born in determined much of their destiny.

Her campaign really, really didn't want to admit that she grew up in Westchester, since that conflicted with her "poor girl growing up in the Bronx" narrative.

From Gateway Pundit, who has screenshots:

https://tinyurl.com/yb36j3w9

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 12:22 AM (I2/tG)

508 AOC is probably just mad because the 'rents didn't get a place in the good part of Westchester county.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2019 12:22 AM (fqM2k)

509 So Trudeau will form a "minority government", which I believe that he has to suck some dick that belongs to other parties in order to get enough votes to form a government.
I'm not versed enough on Canadian politics to know what these "other parties" are, but I suspect the situation is something like they're Maoist or Trotskyite to his Stalinist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:23 AM (Do2h6)

510 I am maintaining my equanimity regarding the Canadian election. Looks like the Prime Minstrel Trudeau has lost his majority, which is a good thing. Would have preferred to see a Conservative win, but CPC leader Andrew Scheer seems to be such a milksop, I could not get exercised to donate to their campaign, or even vote for them. I wound up voting for the Peoples Party of Canada candidate, (right of center populist) mainly as a way of sending a message to the Tories to up their game, and not to ignore the base.

I expect this minority government to have a short lifespan. I hope the CPC has a leadership review, and comes up with a leader who is more of a firebrand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 12:24 AM (QugKX)

511 Teflon coated stainless steel bone piercings.
Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 12:19 AM (RuIsu)


Had screws in my shoulder while it was healing. Still pissed they wouldn't give me them when they removed them.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2019 12:24 AM (fqM2k)

512 So the mutha fukkin Kurds threw rocks as Nd potatoes at our troops ??


Well fuck the Kurds and the camel they road in on

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 12:24 AM (EqKj1)

513 When the election is close in Canada, the candidates have to compete in log rolling. To the death. Ask AOP he'll tell you.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2019 12:24 AM (LxTcq)

514 > Not a heart attack nor is it my thyroid going south. Most likely cause is a partial blockage.
Partial blockage not good, but better than dead heart muscle.
Hoping for good news...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:25 AM (Do2h6)

515 My phone hates me

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 12:25 AM (EqKj1)

516 444 LCD!

tough day on Saturday

I hate the fucks.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2019 11:52 PM (PkVlr)


yeah.

I had the choice between the USC game and the ducks game. I made the correct choice.

even worse than the game was listening to their fans afterwords.

All I had to shut them up was to remind them that the Cougs are looking for their 5th win in 5 years against them next week.

Weak, I know. But geezuz.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:26 AM (sy5kK)

517 > Trudeau has lost his majority, which is a good thing.

Yeah, shoving him even partway out the door has to be a positive step.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:26 AM (Do2h6)

518
So Trudeau will form a "minority government"

It's back to brown face for Justin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 12:26 AM (aKsyK)

519 You need to know total judges (T) because it would go, for a 2:1 R on a 3 judge panel...

3(D/T)(R/(T-1))((R-1)/(T-2))

I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:21 AM



Why, I oughta...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 12:27 AM (7WaWV)

520 With Justine's unbelievably humiliating personal stuff [fake eyebrow falling off, all the costume crap], a legit huge scandal involving corruption of justice, and what must be the worst Canadian economic performance when compared to that across the border in history, it's Obama-like to see him retain power.


"Snowbama", yeah right.


Tragic and degrading for Canada.





Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

521
Yeah, I'm nearly certain that equation is right but it took me like half an hour to remember how it goes.

Fuck, I feel dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:28 AM (5aX2M)

522 > Teflon coated stainless steel bone piercings.
Scalp removal, with scrimshaw on the bare skull.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:29 AM (Do2h6)

523 I suppose the only way to save Canadia now is Anschluá...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 12:29 AM (7WaWV)

524 Kurds: Near 60% cousin marriage. That'll take a serious toll on brain power.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu)

525 > So the mutha fukkin Kurds threw rocks as Nd potatoes at our troops ??


According to whom? The lying media?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:30 AM (Do2h6)

526 Errr, Anschluß!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 12:31 AM (7WaWV)

527 Hi y'all!

Bluebird........enjoyed talking to you about your coffee endeavors. Perhaps I could convince you to send some my way since I didn't win any

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:31 AM (/UQ/R)

528 AOC's tweet “Your attempt to strip me of my family, my story, my home, and my identity is exemplary of how scared you are of the power of all four of those things,”

This echos Warren's attempt to cover her 'Cherokee' lie,
"Warren says now, as she has from the first days of her public life, that she based her assertions on family lore, on her reasonable trust in what she was told about her ancestry as a child.

“I know who I am,” she said in a recent interview with the Globe."

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Both are bullshit artists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 12:31 AM (Ou6XS)

529 AOP, glad to hear your take. Maybe there is hope.


Hmm, the Con candidate had a German pocket battleship named after him, and *still* couldn't generate excitement? Huh.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 12:31 AM (QDnY+)

530 I suppose the only way to save Canadia now is Anschluá...

Fifty-four forty or fight!

Posted by: Zombie James K. Polk! at October 22, 2019 12:32 AM (I2/tG)

531 And if I was that dad........be disappeared

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:33 AM (/UQ/R)

532 We'll take the Western provinces, the rest can go play with Quebec.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 12:34 AM (xcJZI)

533 Had screws in my shoulder while it was healing. Still pissed they wouldn't give me them when they removed them.
Posted by: Kindltot
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I actually met a guy who is in the business off re-selling that kind of hardware. You do not want to know where it comes from.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 12:34 AM (Ou6XS)

534 So Trudeau will form a "minority government", which I believe that he has to suck some dick that belongs to other parties in order to get enough votes to form a government.
I'm not versed enough on Canadian politics to know what these "other parties" are, but I suspect the situation is something like they're Maoist or Trotskyite to his Stalinist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:23 AM (Do2h6)

Big news is that the separatist Bloc Quebecois picked up a lot of seats. Greens and NDP picked up seats. All those parties are some flavor of Commie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 12:34 AM (QugKX)

535 Blame Canada!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 12:36 AM (PkVlr)

536 Having gone through Basic Training, my advice is
this: Just roll with it. it's a fucking game. Their job is to tear you
down and rebuild you. I was 21 when I went in. Still young, but a couple
of years of living lean in Alaska and Arizona. My drill sergeants were
hard and mean, but I never forgot that they were making me a soldier. I
came out the other side ten pounds heavier and ready to fuck shit up.



Bottom line: I fucking loved Basic Training. The rest of my Army experience was, well, kind of deflating.



Almost got to go to the sandbox in '91, but nope.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 21, 2019 11:06 PM (x8Wzq)


You've got it exactly right Pug. My experience was a little different but the lessons were the same. I went through Airborne School as an O-3 and the Blackhats were bound and determined to try to get me to quit, punishing me hard for every infraction in my stick. I knew it was a head game and every time they gave me 50 I tried to answer with a smile, no matter how much I was hurting. After about three days of riding me hard they saw they weren't going to break me and they backed off. I had nothing but absolute respect for them. Best run school in the Army.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 22, 2019 12:37 AM (gA3vs)

537 535 Blame Canada!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 12:36 AM (PkVlr)


that's taking the easy way out.

besides, AOP is worth at least 20 lesser Canadians.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:37 AM (sy5kK)

538 Partial blockage not good, but better than dead heart muscle.
Hoping for good news...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:25 AM (Do2h6)


Tell me about it. I hit the heart attack lottery. I had a silent one; 15% of the heart attack population have silent ones, that is, no elephant sitting on your chest, no tingling in the left arm, nothing. So having heart attack symptoms is a good thing since it can be treated early. Didn't know I was having a heart attack for months, until the effects manifested themselves into what I thought was a bad case the flu. Permanent scarring of my heart which affects the electrical impulses across the heart to make it beat; the heart attack reduced my heart function to 25%, which I've gotten up to 50%, and that's about the max it will ever be. Now I have a pace maker with defib paddles (an ICD). Sucker's fired 10 times -- with no warning given. Better that, though, than being on the wrong side of the ground. If I'd have had my heart attack 20 years prior to when mine was diagnosed, I would not have survived as long as I have now (13 years).

Modern medicine is a God-send.

Posted by: RickZ at October 22, 2019 12:37 AM (Y8PSl)

539 Nurse.....didn't get to enjoy your salmon but I understand it was delicious

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:38 AM (/UQ/R)

540 JFC Canadia have some self respect.


Hey Justin, Halloween is comin up.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 12:38 AM (WF/xn)

541 445 Posted by: Serious Cat at October 21, 2019 11:32 PM (Xqo6t)

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It's been a long, long time since I had to solve one of these, so I could be completely wrong, but I come with 59.78%. Don't trust me though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:54 PM (5aX2M)

That can't be right. Anyways, I found a dice calculator page and if I got this right by choosing a four sided dice and setting it to at least 2 dice equal to the value 4 (a Democrat judge) it gives me a probability of 16%.

https://www.omnicalculator.com/statistics/dice

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 12:38 AM (GtG/j)

542 And if I was that dad........be disappeared
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:33 AM (/UQ/R)

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First off hi, WDS!!!

Second, yes - as I noted above, if a collection of jurors and jurists and my ex did this to my son, humiliating me and stripping me of parental rights in the process... there would be a trail of destruction in my wake and a subsequent manhunt that made every paper in the Western world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:38 AM (5aX2M)

543 Blame Canada!
Posted by: Nurse ratched
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They've been sneaking their 'bacon' into our country for a very long time. Note that the most Liberal cities are up near the border. There's something in that stuff. It's part of a plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 12:38 AM (ZMWtN)

544 Anna!

I read that preliminary report on the Nine-O-Nine crash you posted some days ago, and something caught my attention: the jackscrews for the flaps were found to be in the retracted position... Did the pilot forget to lower the flaps for landing?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 12:39 AM (7WaWV)

545 Hmm, the Con candidate had a German pocket battleship named after him, and *still* couldn't generate excitement? Huh.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 12:31 AM (QDnY+)

I saw the guy's TV ads, with the sound off, and his body language and facial expressions screamed "apology". He just did not project confidence in his own stated beliefs. A truly shitty choice for a party leader. The Conservatives needed a Trump, and they got a Jeb!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 12:39 AM (QugKX)

546 Modern medicine is a God-send.

Posted by: RickZ at October 22, 2019 12:37 AM (Y8PSl)


God bless you RickZ and give you many more years.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 22, 2019 12:40 AM (gA3vs)

547
It's been a long, long time since I had to solve one of these, so I could be completely wrong, but I come with 59.78%. Don't trust me though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:54 PM (5aX2M)

That can't be right. Anyways, I found a dice calculator page and if I got this right by choosing a four sided dice and setting it to at least 2 dice equal to the value 4 (a Democrat judge) it gives me a probability of 16%.

https://www.omnicalculator.com/statistics/dice
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 12:38 AM (GtG/j)


A Democrat judge? Did you include the possibility of about dice harvesting?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 12:41 AM (sy5kK)

548
That can't be right. Anyways, I found a dice calculator page and if I got this right by choosing a four sided dice and setting it to at least 2 dice equal to the value 4 (a Democrat judge) it gives me a probability of 16%.
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See -> 488

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 12:41 AM (U7Mh9)

549 YD.......hi!

You aren't talking about your unborn child but another? Sorry.....I think I missed something

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:41 AM (/UQ/R)

550 A Democrat judge? Did you include the possibility of about dice harvesting?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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The pips might be gerrymandered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 12:42 AM (U7Mh9)

551 Don't look now, you leftist antifa dupes, but if you embrace the descriptor, "woke" the National Socialist Workers Party of Germany beat you to it with the march banners proclaiming, "Deutschland erwache."

Google translate says that is, "Germany awake."

So, do the ashes in your mouth taste of murder on an industrial scale? Or do you deny the Holocaust took place like your friends in Iran?

Woke?

Awake?

I'm just trying to keep up here.

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 22, 2019 12:42 AM (glGDV)

552 better the elephant on your chest than Amy Parrino on your face

Posted by: George Martin at October 22, 2019 12:42 AM (ykYG2)

553 Dafuq is up with Canada? I do not understand how they could be all in for that bollocks.

Posted by: Brother Cavil says at October 22, 2019 12:43 AM (D5yyd)

554 Oh no, the Kurd vegetable and rock tossing festival was real [if limited], happened in both syria and Iraqi Kurdistan [I mentioned it in a very early thread].


Meh.


Nature of the beast in that region. Though of course it is being [mis]used by people on both sides of the poorly understood issue.


What *was* eyebrow-raising was an American operator with an SDF armband on as his vehicle pulled out [this was also video'd]. Poor decision.


Their "leadership" is, and will continue, to beg and scream like Navajos [old Woody Allen line, don't get it but like it anyway] for our help, no matter how many people on the street act out.


Now there is a mini-kerfuffle in the policy wonk world about whether commitments were made to SDF that are now being violated. Extremely unlikely - the only caveat being that the idiotic Obama admin. was in power then, and the especially weird and toxic Brett McGurk was involved. Who knows. I doubt any senior SDF thought, for a moment, that we'd fight Turkey for their little state-let.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 12:43 AM (QDnY+)

555 Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 12:38 AM (GtG/j)

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It isn't right, and neither is the dice calculator. I sorted it out. 59.78 was a typo - I meant 50.78. But I was working from an assumption of 10, because I didn't know the pool. Then I remembered that it's necessary to know the total number of judges, because probabilities change based on total selection, as it's iterative.

If you read down, I sussed out the equation you need, but you must know the total number of judges. Your question is missing information.

And I'm a dumdum, because fractionals don't work for this type of problem, anyway. You can't hack a judge in half.

Yet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:44 AM (5aX2M)

556 YD......just reread your comment. Yes! If I was that father, you would never find me. Oh my goodness, what evil is that mother playing with?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:45 AM (/UQ/R)

557 And I'm a dumdum, because fractionals don't work for this type of problem, anyway. You can't hack a judge in half.

Yet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


/starts up chainsaw

...Challenge Accepted.

Posted by: Brother Cavil says at October 22, 2019 12:45 AM (D5yyd)

558 You aren't talking about your unborn child but another? Sorry.....I think I missed something
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:41 AM (/UQ/R)

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Nope. That's a girl

I thought you were referring to the Dallas dad upthread.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:47 AM (5aX2M)

559 ...Nurse.....didn't get to enjoy your salmon but I understand it was delicious

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:38 AM (/UQ/R)



I missed out on both the salmon and the brisket. Tending to active shooting lines till after the dinner bell tends to have that effect.

But I'd do it again next year, in a heartbeat.

Plus, WDS all dolled up in a perfectly fitted red dress. Wowza!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 22, 2019 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

560
My brain is not going full speed, but this probability solution involves combinations and permutations.

The probability of a three judge panel with two republicans is the ratio of all the distinct combinations of such three judge panels to the total number of such combinations.

Define thing precisely. Do you want the number of panels with at least two Rs, which would include those with three, or those with just two Rs.

The total number is easy. It's defined as the combination function, C(n, r), which means the number of unique combinations of n things taken 'r' at the time.

That is n!/(r!(n - r)!) where ! is the factorial.

That's your denominator. Now, the numerator is the subset of those with 2 (or at least two) of the class you want.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 22, 2019 12:50 AM (NMAzL)

561 See -> 488
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 12:41 AM (U7Mh9)

26 judges. 5 Trump. 3 Obama. 5 GWB. 3 Clinton. 2 GHWB. 6 Reagan. 2 Carter. Plus a vacancy.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 12:51 AM (GtG/j)

562 Zettai, I saw that also. I don't know. That is something the NTSB will have to figure out.

But looking at the B-roll 2:27 mark it looks like the left landing flap is up but it might be simply because well the wing has hit the ground. Parts of the right wing was consumed in the fire and not sure if that flap survived.

https://youtu.be/DIjWv0lcLz0?t=2m27s

What the investigators will be looking for in this plane is things like the impact marks on instruments and other gear to show their true positions. Since there is no FDR or CVR to pull.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 12:51 AM (xcJZI)

563 > This echos Warren's attempt to cover her 'Cherokee' lie,

It occurs to me that it might be fun to troll Fauxcahontas rallies dressed as Paul Revere and the Raiders, yelling out the lyrics from "Indian Reservation".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:54 AM (Do2h6)

564 Dafuq is up with Canada? I do not understand how they could be all in for that bollocks.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Obama - eight years

Hillary - popular vote

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 12:55 AM (YvUf/)

565 > Big news is that the separatist Bloc Quebecois picked up a lot of seats.
Greens and NDP picked up seats. All those parties are some flavor of
Commie.
Let me guess: all the commies, especially the French commies, hate all the other commies, which means that the "government" is going to be nothing but internal squabbling.
But as you suggested, that the kind of thing that contributes to a short tenure in office.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 12:56 AM (Do2h6)

566 You've got it exactly right Pug. My experience was a little different but the lessons were the same. I went through Airborne School as an O-3 and the Blackhats were bound and determined to try to get me to quit, punishing me hard for every infraction in my stick. I knew it was a head game and every time they gave me 50 I tried to answer with a smile, no matter how much I was hurting. After about three days of riding me hard they saw they weren't going to break me and they backed off. I had nothing but absolute respect for them. Best run school in the Army.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 22, 2019 12:37 AM (gA3vs)

when I entered US Navy boot camp at 20, I was on the buddy program so had a childhood friend in my company.

Well, I was a Pole Vaulter in High School and College, so needless to say the early pushups were not an issue ( we used to do hand stand push ups as part of our practice).

About week 3 of boot camp, we were told to drop and give 50, and I just pumped them out, BUT

My buddy looked over at me and smiled. When the Petty Officer in charge saw and asked him why he was smiling, he told them that I was a had gone to a State Championship for Vaulting, and could do push ups all day.

BASTARD.

I ended up doin THOUSANDS of more push ups than the rest of my company, because, I could.

And yes, I am still in contact with my 'buddy', and still give him SHIT about that.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 12:57 AM (NgKpN)

567 Oh Jim......blushes

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 12:59 AM (/UQ/R)

568 In any event the answer is approximately 43%.

To get to 16% isn't possible. I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:59 AM (5aX2M)

569 WDS! Jim!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2019 01:00 AM (tUOCc)

570 "that is n!/(r!(n-r)!...

finally, some math!*



*where ! is not the factorial.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 01:01 AM (Pg+x7)

571 Thanks for your boot camp stories, guys. My boy played football for ten years. He's been working out.

He wanted to go for the education as well. He said "mom, I want to study engineering. If I go to a big university, I'm gonna mess it up."

So, he took the hardest road he could find.

I hope he succeeds.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 01:01 AM (PkVlr)

572 568 In any event the answer is approximately 43%.

To get to 16% isn't possible. I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 12:59 AM (5aX2M)

sure its not 42?

because, that tis the answer to Life the Universe, and everything.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 01:01 AM (NgKpN)

573 ... it was either that or "i was told there wouldn't be math".

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 01:02 AM (Pg+x7)

574 Indeed, Anna!

I'm not a pilot, but I've played a lot of flight simulators on teh 'puter, and lowering the flaps for landing appears to be SOP for any aircraft -- I don't know about the B-17...

The jackscrews for the flaps survived the fire (I think), and were definitely in the retracted position, IIRC, so I'm going with a stall on approach as the cause...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 01:03 AM (7WaWV)

575 26 judges. 5 Trump. 3 Obama. 5 GWB. 3 Clinton. 2 GHWB. 6 Reagan. 2 Carter. Plus a vacancy.


26 = T

18 = R

8 = D

Ok with this breakdown I get 47% for 2:1 R : D Publius?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 01:06 AM (5aX2M)

576 Zettai, Nine-o-Nine started hitting runway fixtures a thousand feet short of the approach threshold. And then touched down five hundred feet short.

There is also the mystery of why #3 seemed to be in the process of feathering. Did the co-pilot, who was qualified on things like the B757, screw the pooch trying to help the command pilot?

And still the plane managed to veer right after landing and hit the deicing facility.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 01:08 AM (xcJZI)

577 bebe!

Did you see that there was a tornado in Dallas about the time we took off?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 01:09 AM (/UQ/R)

578 Acronym For The Day:

SHAFT

She Has All False Teeth

;-)

Posted by: The Last To Post at October 22, 2019 01:10 AM (mxUst)

579 He wanted to go for the education as well. He said "mom, I want to study engineering. If I go to a big university, I'm gonna mess it up."
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FWIW, I went through 3 *very* maturing years in the service. Went to school immediately when I got out. Learned that I was not yet in the mood to put up with the sundry petty bullshit at school.

Went out, found a job, worked for 3 years, during which I realized that I needed to bear down, go back to school, and do whatever had to be done, with purpose, and no screwing around.

Which is what I did. No regrets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 01:10 AM (w54mS)

580 ...WDS! Jim!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2019 01:00 AM (tUOCc)



So says the model for much B-17 nose art poses.

You two knocked it outta the park!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 22, 2019 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

581 Ok with this breakdown I get 47% for 2:1 R : D Publius?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 01:06 AM (5aX2M)

Okay, but what is that lumped in with 3:0 R : D ? Because that would obviously be a winning pick.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 01:13 AM (GtG/j)

582
I was just looking. The number of appeals judges on a circuit court is not constant, but varies with circuit. The 9th has the most, 29 judges. It is roughly, but not exactly proportional to population in the circuit geography. The DC and "Federal" circuit are different and two sort of special cases.

The number of judges has a median of around 15 or so, from a rough look at the numbers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 22, 2019 01:15 AM (NMAzL)

583 The jackscrews for the flaps survived the fire (I think), and were definitely in the retracted position, IIRC, so I'm going with a stall on approach as the cause...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 01:03 AM (7WaWV)

If the jackscrews for the flaps were retracted, that seems to me to be definitive. The nature of jackscrews is such that they pretty much have to be motored (or hand-cranked) in order to move. Impact or vibration is unlikely to move them, and it's unlikely that electrical power to retract them would be available, should the switches be jammed in the "retract" position upon impact.

Makes one wonder if flaps were lowered by pilot in command, and then raised again by co-pilot, in the mistaken belief that he was lowering them. Or the other way around?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 01:15 AM (QugKX)

584 I wonder if the 9-0-9 or any B-17 has a sink-rate instrument...

If they forgot the flaps, the crew might have panicked when they lost altitude on approach much faster than was expected...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 22, 2019 01:16 AM (7WaWV)

585 577 bebe!

Did you see that there was a tornado in Dallas about the time we took off?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 22, 2019 01:09 AM (/UQ/R)

yeah, an F3. Scary!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2019 01:16 AM (tUOCc)

586 https://tinyurl.com/yxj47pxe

https://tinyurl.com/yd896hrb

Babylon Bee, America's Paper of Record!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 22, 2019 01:16 AM (EentF)

587 Shoo Shoo Shoo Baby,
Target for Tonight,
Sleepy Time Gal,
Dragon Lady,
Joltin' Josie, Pacific Pioneer
Pistol Packin' Mama
Tangerine
Lady Mary Anna

Which?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 01:16 AM (xcJZI)

588 *does mental math*

If the pool is 4 judges, odds of R majority is 100%.

There.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 01:17 AM (KoKdw)

589 I was just looking. The number of appeals judges on a circuit court is not constant, but varies with circuit. The 9th has the most, 29 judges. It is roughly, but not exactly proportional to population in the circuit geography. The DC and "Federal" circuit are different and two sort of special cases.

The number of judges has a median of around 15 or so, from a rough look at the numbers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 22, 2019 01:15 AM (NMAzL)

Its actually closer to 50 judges when you consider the Senior status ones, who I believe also hear cases. But honestly, the whole system is so confusing.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 01:17 AM (GtG/j)

590 580. You two knocked it outta the park!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Awww, thanks!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2019 01:18 AM (tUOCc)

591 Acronym For The Day:

SHAFT


Shut your mouth!

Posted by: Issac's Flygirls ... at October 22, 2019 01:20 AM (LPnfS)

592 Prince Charles sounds like a childish sissy. No wonder Elizabeth won't die.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:05 PM (PUmDY)



He's an idiot. He preferred Camilla the Horse to Diana the Goddess.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 10:08 PM (f7Tfe)

Yes he is an idiot. He invited his mistress to his wedding (as a date?) thus setting his marriage up for failure.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 22, 2019 01:21 AM (F/KeJ)

593 Excellent roundup of the Dutch farmer protests against the Klimate Kommunist Konspiracy.
Angry farmers storming the Dutch parliament with their tractors.
Near as I can figure out, this has been completely ignored by the media here.

https://twitter.com/detgrim /status/1184898297217069056
Remove space between detgrim and /status.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 01:22 AM (Do2h6)

594 Heh:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yys9ntvc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 01:22 AM (QugKX)

595
My brain is not full in gear, but me think about this. We'll go with N, total number of judges, 26. Nr = 18, Nd = 8.

Now, we want the number of 3-judge panels with at least two Rs. So, for our first two choices, we must choose only from Nr. So we get Nr*(Nr - 1) number. Now, for the third choice, we pick from any available of the remaining judges, which is N - 2.

So, according to that reasoning, the number of such picks is thus Nr*(Nr-1)*(N - 2).

Now, the r! will cancel in the ratio, so I get our final answer as:

Nr*(Nr - 1)*(N-2) / [ (N*(N-1)*(N-2) ]

(N - 2) cancels

For N = 26, Nr = 18, we get:

18*17/(26*25) = 47.1%

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 22, 2019 01:24 AM (NMAzL)

596 Interesting moment today at the doc's office. Was in for my annual checkup, and the nurse asked if I'd had my flu shot. I hadn't, so asked if I would like to get it, and I said sure.

When she comes back with the vaccine, I stood up to get the shot. She smiled at me and said, "You were in the service, weren't you?"

"Yes", I answered, "but how did you know?"

"Guys who were in the service always stand up for their shots...you're the 4th Vet today."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 01:24 AM (/dN1M)

597 > https://preview.tinyurl.com/yys9ntvc
You'd be welcome.
Maybe we can cut a deal for the Alaska Highway corridor through BC and Yukon, too, so as to have full land connectivity of U.S. territory (Puerto Rico can go to Venezuela, Hawaii to China).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 01:27 AM (Do2h6)

598 >> Its actually closer to 50 judges when you consider the Senior status ones,

Ah. So the numbers I was looking at are the "active status" judges or something. The senior ones are sort of retired, but can still be called on when needed, I assume.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 22, 2019 01:27 AM (NMAzL)

599 And this is still making me laugh

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y26pozbf

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 01:27 AM (xcJZI)

600 You'd be welcome.
Maybe we can cut a deal for the Alaska Highway corridor through BC and Yukon, too, so as to have full land connectivity of U.S. territory (Puerto Rico can go to Venezuela, Hawaii to China).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 01:27 AM (Do2h6)

If an annexation movement arises in Alberta (+/- Saskatchewan), I would get behind it, unless I had reason to believe that it was fraudulent.

"Alberta 51" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 01:33 AM (QugKX)

601 Okay, but what is that lumped in with 3:0 R : D ? Because that would obviously be a winning pick.

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3 : 0 R : D is much more probable than 2:1 at 94%. Every time you pick, the odds of picking a D appointee go up - but at that starting ratio, not much - 18:26, 17:25, 16:24, etc.

3 out of 26 is overwhelming odds in favor of an R-pure panel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 01:36 AM (5aX2M)

602 Faul Revere and the Raiders meet Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 01:37 AM (RuIsu)

603 "Only God Knows Why", a modern spiritual...

Posted by: Lawrence Welk at October 22, 2019 01:39 AM (yODqO)

604 ...You'd be welcome.
Maybe we can cut a deal for the Alaska Highway corridor through BC and Yukon, too, so as to have full land connectivity of U.S. territory (Puerto Rico can go to Venezuela, Hawaii to China).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 01:27 AM (Do2h6)

If an annexation movement arises in Alberta (+/- Saskatchewan), I would get behind it, unless I had reason to believe that it was fraudulent.

"Alberta 51" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 01:33 AM (QugKX)



Fuck NO. Cede Hawaii to the Japanese. That's a huge part of the Islands population, plus they won it fair and square like proper warmongering cheating bastards back in '41.

Alberta & Saskatchewan? Gotta include B.C., too, even if we have to purge Vancouver, or rule over it as it's Sovereign Governor.

Upgrade the Alcan to Autobahn status, and Moose at your own Risk.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 22, 2019 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

605 shit


You can figure it out.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 22, 2019 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

606 Drink more Ovaltine ?

Posted by: Adriane the Cryptic Critic ... at October 22, 2019 01:51 AM (LPnfS)

607 IOW - there's no point in lumping them together - chosen at random, there's a 94% chance of an R-appointed majority.

But, since R-appointed judges are 75% secretly Democrats, the odds of ever getting a conservative majority on a given court are very low.

Taking into account the "Lowlife GOP Grifter x-factor", I'd call it much closer to 8% for the probability of securing a conservative majority here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 01:58 AM (5aX2M)

608 As long as we get to keep Fargo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 01:58 AM (/dN1M)

609 shit


You can figure it out.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 22, 2019 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

Heh. You could partition B.C., too. British Columbia is deeply divided. Most of the moonbats live on Vancouver Island, and the Lower Mainland, which includes the entire urban sprawl of Vancouver, the Fraser Valley, and precious little else. Put the boundary line on the Fraser River a mile downstream of the town of Hope. All lands drained by the Fraser River, and its tributaries downstream of that point would belong to the rump of B.C., along with Vancouver Island, and the Gulf Islands. There would be a fair slice of virtually uninhabited Coast Mountains included in the package.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 02:00 AM (QugKX)

610 And I am going to call it a night. Wish the election news were better, but we are in for interesting times. One thing Trudeau is not is an expert negotiator. It will be amusing to see the pratfalls he takes trying to keep a minority government afloat.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 02:02 AM (QugKX)

611 Let Trudeau negotiate with the Hoffman family from the Discovery Channel show "Gold Rush".

Between the two of them, they'll end up holding Lead Futures on Easter Island.

Clears the way for Trump to "negotiate" most all of the Western Provinces, while yielding Vancouver to Hong Kong, and ONLY Hong Kong.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at October 22, 2019 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

612 Anybody want to meet up right now on Chaturbate?

Posted by: david french at October 22, 2019 02:13 AM (RUnSJ)

613
There's something bothering me about that last reason. It can't be the probability for a R majority is less than 50%. Let's do it the long way.

There are four possibilities for 3 judge panels, 3 Rs, 3Ds, or 2R-1D, and 1R-2D.

Number of three Rs is 18*17*16 = 4896.
Number of three Ds is 8*7*6 = 336.
Number of 2Rs and 1D is 18*17*8 = 2448
Number of 2D and 1R is 8*7*18 = 1008

Total there is 8688. So, the ratio of majority R to total is 84.5%.

Total number of 3 out of 26 is 26*25*23 = 15,600.

Doesn't agree. There's something wrong with my counting logic there.

My brain isn't hitting on all 8 cylinders, and I can't see it. I'll have to think about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 22, 2019 02:16 AM (NMAzL)

614 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 02:27 AM (arJlL)

615 612 Anybody want to meet up right now on Chaturbate?
Posted by: david french at October 22, 2019 02:13 AM (RUnSJ)

nope!

Speaking of which, why has Congresscritter Katie Hill resigned yet? This and Omar's obvious illegalities concerning her immigration status I'm getting awfully annoyed by the media incuriousness over Dem transgressions.

Seriously, one less vote for impeachment in the House could be useful to have hight about now. (Already got ones less with Cummings' forced retirement).

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 02:29 AM (GtG/j)

616 * hasn't * resigned yet

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 02:33 AM (GtG/j)

617 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 22, 2019 02:16 AM (NMAzL)

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I'm working back from the result...

2:1 R...

3(8/26)(18/25)(17/24) = 47.08%

3:0 R...

3(18/26)(17/25)(16/24) = 94.15%

IOW, counterintuitively, a clean sweep of the panel hearing by R-appointees (as opposed to en banc) is EXTREMELY likely, assuming the selection system isn't rigged.

Basically twice as likely as a 2-1 split in favor of the R-appointees.

That's your source of confusion, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 02:42 AM (5aX2M)

618 Hey Mike Hammer, you said steam was coming out of your ears from a Property Owners meeting.

What happened?

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at October 22, 2019 02:45 AM (QU+qf)

619 600 on is incomprehensible. I need to drink.

Posted by: Poor Bastard at October 22, 2019 02:49 AM (WMmSf)

620 The math, the fucking math, they said no math....

lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 22, 2019 02:53 AM (9Om/r)

621 Chinese 6 year old math.

Posted by: david french at October 22, 2019 03:05 AM (RUnSJ)

622 Ethanol...lolgf

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 22, 2019 03:07 AM (SxBH1)

623 Anybody want my private snapchat? I'll send you pics and videos. Ill pay you 5 bucks a pic and 30bucks a video.

Posted by: david french at October 22, 2019 03:19 AM (RUnSJ)

624 I am not a Russian asset!

Posted by: Bill at October 22, 2019 03:42 AM (iplQL)

625 Mitt is a Clinton agent.

Posted by: Anwar at October 22, 2019 03:46 AM (DiSmM)

626 Alarms are for pikers

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 03:59 AM (ZCEU2)

627
Okay, of these numbers am I confident:

Probability of (with Nr = 18, and Nd = picking:

3Rs = 31.3%
2R-1D = 47.1%
2D-1R = 19.4%
3D = 2.1%

Thus the probability of picking an R majority is the sum of the first two, or 78.4%.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 22, 2019 04:00 AM (NMAzL)

628 I could use a week off from reality. I'd even settle for 2 days.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 22, 2019 04:13 AM (dyO5W)

629 The wind here has been fierce since yesterday morning.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 22, 2019 04:22 AM (dyO5W)

630 MLii - I do feel for you

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 04:22 AM (ZCEU2)

631 Well.

Miklos has been at work, a bit.

What people sometimes pay me for is this-

Canada will have an unprecedented minority government, but a very stable one.

NDP will support, because always to the left

BQ will support because easily bought.


No USMCA until US election 2020, although the Quebecois may be unhappy with paying China level tariffs.

Informed Canucks may know better.

*consumes Canadian Blend in support and sympathy*

Posted by: Miklos, like sands through the hour glass at October 22, 2019 04:26 AM (QzkSJ)

632 I don't think I could live where the winds are always howling. I remember watching a movie years ago where a young mother was driven insane by the constant winds and dust storms. No dust storms here, but rattling windows to keep you awake.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 22, 2019 04:27 AM (dyO5W)

633 Skip, I found a support group online for people caring for loved ones with dementia. I have it easy compared to the stories there. Heart-breaking yet inspiring.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 22, 2019 04:30 AM (dyO5W)

634 If you would like to see the written ethos of the lawyers of the Swamp, check out The Order of the Coif.

http://orderofthecoif.org/history/

Yes indeed, they believe that lawyers are entitled to run the world.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at October 22, 2019 04:31 AM (EMi53)

635 Lawyers definitely think they are to run the world.

Made a ham and cheese omelet with toast, at least that was a good start. Bought blueberries but seem to be out of pancake mix,and yes you can make from scratch.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 04:38 AM (ZCEU2)

636 Bisquick is easier and no fail

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 22, 2019 04:40 AM (dyO5W)

637 Got my lap cat and a cup of coffee, if only I didn't havetoleave in 1/2 hr

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)

638 Cat snuggles are the best. I had 2 packed up against me most of the night. Apparently they don't like the rattling windows either!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 22, 2019 04:45 AM (dyO5W)

639 Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Tuesday, October 22, 2019. On this day in 1883 the Metropolitan Opera House in New York City opened with a performance of Gounod's Faust. Never have liked opera, but my Mom loved it.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

640 Presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard on Monday suggested that a "face-to-face" with Hillary Clinton might be an appropriate next step, as lawmakers from across the political spectrum, including President Trump and Sen. Bernie Sanders, condemned Clinton's unfounded suggestion that the congresswoman is a secret Russian asset.



I think that would be a mistake because Scankles would make some kind of crappy statement with it in an effort to further her unholy ambitions.


https://tinyurl.com/yxwhkyjc

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

641 Besides, Scankles may be set for a 'real' investigation by the DOJ instead of a whitewash.


https://tinyurl.com/y39kzl6o

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

642 The Democrat controlled House will NOT censure Schiff for Brains.


https://tinyurl.com/yyaf7apy

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:02 AM (mpXpK)

643 Mitt Romney likes my style!

Posted by: Ahmed the Goatfucker at October 22, 2019 05:02 AM (K2Qjg)

644

Eye of Newt doesn't care too much for backstabbing crap-weasel 'Pierre Delecto' Romney either.


https://tinyurl.com/y52qowsg

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:02 AM (mpXpK)

645
Stuart Varney, one of the good guys left on Fox, said Trump may have a surprise for the Democrats in PA. And that goes for all these other States who are pushing this AGW scam.


https://tinyurl.com/yyhazuvq

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:02 AM (mpXpK)

646 Time to let Cinnamon have the seat, pack up lunch and go. I knew it was coming that being on very close to home jobs most of the year was going to end someday. Got a feeling will be going to this one for next month. What I do in a day really doesn't matter after over 30 years it's all the same, only the drive varies.
Have a great day horde

Did get a new leaf blower yesterday, had the roof and immediate yard cleaned up within 1 hour. Old one died 2 years ago and wasn't going to rake all that again.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

647 Male who claims he is a woman keeps winning women's events. Either these insane homosexuals will have to be banned from competing in women's events or you may as well end all women's events.


https://tinyurl.com/y2dwe7gh

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

648 Unbelievable, the NYT likes Scankles attacks on fellow Democrat Tulsi Gabbard. I guess they haven't got the 'message' yet.


https://tinyurl.com/yycvckbe

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

649 And speaking of the AGW scam, Seattle is about to levy a new 0.24 cents/gal tax on home heating oil to discourage its use because of AGW. So if you have the average size home heating oil tank of 275 gallons that is an added cost of 66 dollars. This has always been the chief reason for the AGW scam, an excuse for the commie-crats to increase taxes. They say the additional funds will be used to help low income residents convert to more efficient 'heat pumps'. Sounds a lot like high gas taxes to help road upkeep that never gets spent on road upkeep. And what about the beleaguered middle class who never get anything out of this tax and spend mess.


https://tinyurl.com/y4hw4wrh

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

650 Dennis Quaid is out there robbing the cradle. He is almost as old as I am and is hitting on a 26 year old woman.


https://tinyurl.com/yxjd9npc

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

651

We all knew it was coming. Elija Asshole Cummings will lie in State in Statuary Hall before his funeral so Democrat politicians can get a photo op kissing ass. By regulation and custom, only Presidents, military commanders, and members of Congress are granted the honor of lying in state.


https://tinyurl.com/yyuaokyf

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:04 AM (mpXpK)

652 IL must have some strange juvenile crime laws. Here we have a 9 year-old kid being arraigned on first degree murder charges.


https://tinyurl.com/y4be64l9

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:04 AM (mpXpK)

653 Some criminals are just plain stupid. Hey slug, you can't lie to cops about your name when it is tattooed on your neck (which is also pretty stupid).


https://tinyurl.com/y29bklqc

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:04 AM (mpXpK)

654 After continued failures on Trump attacks, despite the aid of the MFM, the Democraps are moving on to the next attack........ insider trading.


https://tinyurl.com/y3s3y5uv

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:05 AM (mpXpK)

655 Brit newspaper reveals Omar living in a DC apartment with her boyfriend cheating on her current husband. Remember this is the criminal villain who gamed the immigration laws by marrying her brother which was legal in Somalia but not the US. But don't look for this story to make it to our MFM.


https://tinyurl.com/y65etj3p

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:05 AM (mpXpK)

656 Ugly fat creep thinks the founders did not anticipate 100 round clips. Well you turd-noggin they wouldn't now either, I have never in my life seen a 100 round clip.


https://tinyurl.com/y6e2zehu

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:05 AM (mpXpK)

657 Ramirez (repeat)


https://tinyurl.com/y6qo3bgf



And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:05 AM (mpXpK)

658 Links too longer this morning and I slept later, so haven't had any breakfast yet. Will exit after a while to cook some sausage links.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:20 AM (mpXpK)

659 dang.....feels like a weekend EMT on a Tuesday.
Thanks Vic

Posted by: LoneRanger at October 22, 2019 05:22 AM (z4etD)

660 659
dang.....feels like a weekend EMT on a Tuesday.

Thanks Vic

Posted by: LoneRanger at October 22, 2019 05:22 AM (z4etD)

Well I said a few weeks ago I would start doing links on weekdays between 5 and 5:30 am.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:24 AM (mpXpK)

661 646
Time to let Cinnamon have the seat, pack up lunch and go. I knew it was
coming that being on very close to home jobs most of the year was going
to end someday. Got a feeling will be going to this one for next month.
What I do in a day really doesn't matter after over 30 years it's all
the same, only the drive varies.

Have a great day horde



Did get a new leaf blower yesterday, had the roof and immediate yard
cleaned up within 1 hour. Old one died 2 years ago and wasn't going to
rake all that again.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

If it was left up to me I would ban leaf blowers in any residential neighborhood.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:26 AM (mpXpK)

662 I must of missed that.

But a good reason to rise and shine before day break

Posted by: LoneRanger at October 22, 2019 05:27 AM (z4etD)

663 636
Bisquick is easier and no fail

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 22, 2019 04:40 AM (dyO5W)

I have never made pancakes from a mix in my life. In fat, I quit making them with Bisquick too. Too much mess to clean up afterwards. I get pre-made stuff now with EGGOs. Not as good but no mess.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:28 AM (mpXpK)

664 ZOD

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:33 AM (XzT/D)

665 In thirty minutes i will have a machacado taco in front of me.

Posted by: LoneRanger at October 22, 2019 05:33 AM (z4etD)

666 403
Mug shot. Not the kind of girl you'd take home to mom:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjh86fe



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 10:57 PM (Ee+Sn)


Good Lord! Can you imagine that sitting on your face?

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:36 AM (mpXpK)

667 >>If it was left up to me I would ban leaf blowers in any residential neighborhood.
Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:26 AM (mpXpK

If it was left up to Zod all neighborhoods would have at least one cranky "that thing's too loud" resident, and that one resident would have at least one guy right next door to him with a very loud leafblower that he uses very, very often.

In this way is karma maintained.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:37 AM (XzT/D)

668 Mizzu woman.....

I lost all apetite.

S...

Posted by: LoneRanger at October 22, 2019 05:39 AM (z4etD)

669 667 If it was left up to Zod all neighborhoods would
have at least one cranky "that thing's too loud" resident, and that one
resident would have at least one guy right next door to him with a very
loud leafblower that he uses very, very often.



In this way is karma maintained.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:37 AM (XzT/D)

And I would take to muffler off my lawnmower and mow grass at 2 am.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:39 AM (mpXpK)

670 640 Presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard on Monday suggested that a "face-to-face" with Hillary Clinton might be an appropriate next step, as lawmakers from across the political spectrum, including President Trump and Sen. Bernie Sanders, condemned Clinton's unfounded suggestion that the congresswoman is a secret Russian asset.

I think that would be a mistake because Scankles would make some kind of crappy statement with it in an effort to further her unholy ambitions.

https://tinyurl.com/yxwhkyjc
Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

I like it. Tulsi is a very poised and in-control public speaker; Hillary! comes off sounding petty and old-womanly and all the worst things.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:54 AM (1vjNQ)

671 Imagine Tulsi saying:

"Let's talk about 'What difference, at this point, does it make?'"

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:56 AM (1vjNQ)

672
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 22, 2019 05:57 AM (9C0cu)

673 Leave Hillary alone! She is at "go home you're drunk phase" Hillary suggested Gabbard run third party I think that is a good idea. Someone mentioned going "operation chaos" with Gabbard although I am not sure what that would accomplish. No libs support her. Sure, give her some votes to stay in the race but operation chaos only works if she has some Dem support I think.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 06:01 AM (n13/j)

674 673 Leave Hillary alone!
Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 06:01 AM (n13/j)

snort

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 06:02 AM (1vjNQ)

675 That AOC line about "kids destiny to be determined by the zip code they are born in" is a typical lefty lie, well perpetuated by the Ad Council. The#2 thing on my list for PDT has always been to abolish the Ad Council. It may drive some local radio stations out of business, but I'm ok wit that.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 06:02 AM (Tnijr)

676 674 673 Leave Hillary alone!
Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 06:01 AM (n13/j)

snort
Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 06:02 AM (1vjNQ)

Bill's taken that advice for decades.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 06:03 AM (1vjNQ)

677 The Ring of Fire series is up to 26 books now! Talk about running a series into the ground. It started declining after the first 3 books.

https://tinyurl.com/y2soql4s

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

678 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:10 AM (u82oZ)

679 Regarding the conversation above on giving HI to Japan I could live with that as long as we kept Pearl Harbor and its close environs "in perpetuity". Republicans knew it would be a perpetual Democrat State when they made it a State, but AK was supposed to offset that. They did not consider the Eskimo tribes becoming another free shit army.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

680 Vic

I mildly disagree. After the second book. Cute idea, but poor characterization. The rest is money-grubbing with brain-eater disease (Sf writer gone senile).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

681 680
Vic



I mildly disagree. After the second book. Cute idea, but poor
characterization. The rest is money-grubbing with brain-eater disease
(Sf writer gone senile).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

So you say it started declining with the 3rd book. Maybe so. Maybe it started declining after the first book when it was no longer a "new" idea.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

682 The Babylon Bee has an article up about the Chik Fil A and them Englishters

Small Island Of Uncultured Savages Rejects America's Gracious Attempt To Introduce Them To Good Food

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

683 Well I finished my "first" breakfast. 3 sausage links on a bun with Heinz 57. And Morons, we talked about how hard it was the fry those links in a skillet a few days ago. I found that cooking them on an indoor grill solves that problem nicely.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

684 G'morning, all.


Salty..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 06:22 AM (cqNba)

685 I like some of his other books, but his protege Ryk Spoor and his Arenaverse universe are my favorites. That is a fun, rollicking Lensman-like series with the plucky Terran's against, well, everyone.

Just a lot more fun, with a sense of wonder, and not a slog through the 30 Years War.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

686 682
The Babylon Bee has an article up about the Chik Fil A and them Englishters



Small Island Of Uncultured Savages Rejects America's Gracious Attempt To Introduce Them To Good Food

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:21 AM (vd8XM)


LOL, I like that.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

687 Ugly fat creep thinks the founders did not
anticipate 100 round clips. Well you turd-noggin they wouldn't now
either, I have never in my life seen a 100 round clip.


https://tinyurl.com/y6e2zehu

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:05 AM (mpXpK)

Moore helped elect Trump imo. I think his speech for Trump was one of the most effective speeches in the modern era. I don't care if it was part of a larger point. I don't care if he is a jagoff of the worst kind. I know who he is, he went after Charlton Heston. But he should be reminded at every turn that he gave a speech that aided Trump. Hell, it was one of the best, thanks jagoff Mike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLfvXjKMwtI
I don't like this version, the best is the strait up speech. Funny that the speech has been redacted from youtube. It was all over youtube even a year ago. Someone realized that it hurt the Dems and now search for it. If you search Michael Moore and Trump it wont come up at all. It has been scrubbed. Funny that. I found this version in a round about way.


Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 06:22 AM (n13/j)

688 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

689 685
I like some of his other books, but his protege Ryk Spoor and his
Arenaverse universe are my favorites. That is a fun, rollicking
Lensman-like series with the plucky Terran's against, well, everyone.



Just a lot more fun, with a sense of wonder, and not a slog through the 30 Years War.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

I never heard of those books. Could you give me a link to one of them on Amazon?

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:23 AM (mpXpK)

690 And Morons, we talked about how hard it was the fry those links in a skillet a few days ago. I found that cooking them on an indoor grill solves that problem nicely.
Posted by: Vic

After a little trial and error, I do the links in a pan, with a lid on the stove.
About 4 minutes at medium heat, Turn the sausages. Another 4 minutes or so. Take off heat. Make toast, eggs, whatever. Sausages are cooked thru. Very little mess

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

691 Bruce

The Babylon Bee has some brilliant writers. The funniest in the humor business, for sure.

I like their headlines.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

692 69 After a little trial and error, I do the links in a pan, with a lid on the stove.

About 4 minutes at medium heat, Turn the sausages. Another 4 minutes
or so. Take off heat. Make toast, eggs, whatever. Sausages are cooked
thru. Very little mess

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

The problem with cooking them in a pan is their tendency to roll around.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:26 AM (mpXpK)

693 "must of" "should of" "could of" ...

What does that even mean? It used to be annoying but now it's gone mainstream, like there never was "must have", "should have", etc.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 22, 2019 06:27 AM (2GPSc)

694 WOW.
Shitcago was busy over the weekend. The shoot-o-rama started off slow, with just woundings come Saturday morning, but then really picked up

5 Killed

37 Wounded

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

695 Besides, I greatly recommend that if you don't have an indoor grill that you get one. They are the best thing since sliced bread.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:28 AM (mpXpK)

696 Vic

https://tinyurl.com/y48faq7v

This is the amazon link to the first book of three in the series.

I own the second two in trade paperback. I would go hardcover for all three, I like them so much. But Amazon or Abe Books or does not have them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

697 The problem with cooking them in a pan is their tendency to roll around.
Posted by: Vic

Heh! Once I slap the lid on them, they can do the Bunny Hop if they want. As long as they're cooked thru.

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

698 "must of" "should of" "could of" ...



What does that even mean? It used to be annoying but now it's gone
mainstream, like there never was "must have", "should have", etc.





Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 22, 2019 06:27 AM (2GPSc)
So many pet peeves. I get majorly annoyed when Troy Aikman throws in the word "what" for no reason. He is smart and speaks well in general. But he will repeatedly says things such as "He didn't try as what he should". That is a bad example but if you listen for it, you will hear it over and over. And in every instance, if you deleted the "what" the meaning of the sentence would not change.

I probably have ticks I don't notice as well. I am not a big net poster and for some reason I let some Millennial speak creep in for some reason.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 06:35 AM (n13/j)

699 696
Vic



https://tinyurl.com/y48faq7v



This is the amazon link to the first book of three in the series.



I own the second two in trade paperback. I would go hardcover for
all three, I like them so much. But Amazon or Abe Books or does not
have them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

Lordy Lordy, the first book is FREE. Can't pass that up. Have already got it.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

700 Bruce

Chicago needs marksmanship training. Baltimore has much more accurate shooters, according to stats provided by Village Idiot's Apprentice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

701 Heh! Once I slap the lid on them, they can do the Bunny Hop if they want. As long as they're cooked thru.
Posted by: Bruce

Can they do the Hokey-Pokey ?

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 06:38 AM (arJlL)

702 Looking at the long range forecast, they are showing snow flurries for Halloween.
I see leftover candy in my future

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

703 Huzzah! Vic, please let me know what you think.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

704 Can they do the Hokey-Pokey ?
Posted by: JT

Hmmmm. I guess I got to get one of those glass lids

Hours of fun for the whole family

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

705 My work prep future has arrived.

Have a serene day everyone. I'm still smiling from the TxMoMeet. And the stories!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

706 702 I see leftover candy in my future

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

I will buy a bag of Halloween Candy but I make sure it is stuff I like. We haven't had trick or treaters hit our neighborhood for a number of years. I think the tradition is dying out. They all go to big Halloween parties now.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:41 AM (mpXpK)

707 Chicago needs marksmanship training. Baltimore has much more accurate shooters, according to stats provided by Village Idiot's Apprentice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

It's become such a shart show.
On one of the shootings, cops racing to the scene and an ambulance going to the same scene collide.
Now they have to call in two more ambulances just for the cops and ambulance people.

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:42 AM (vd8XM)

708 Hmmm....


Am I correct that this revolution would ban sexual relationships between members of the house, and their staff?

(All the way down at the bottom)


https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-resolution/6

Ah, never mind.

This Breitbart piece explains it.
https://bit.ly/35XRKrm

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 06:43 AM (cqNba)

709 703
Huzzah! Vic, please let me know what you think.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

I have to finish a new series by Michael Manning that I got first then I will hit it. If you don't hear anything in a couple of weeks remind me.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:43 AM (mpXpK)

710 Michael Sherwood, from Cleveland, gives grieving families the option after a death of keeping the tattooed skin as parchment-like artwork they can hang in their homes in remembrance.


You know who else had items made of human skin...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 06:43 AM (ftdxp)

711 I will buy a bag of Halloween Candy but I make sure it is stuff I like. We haven't had trick or treaters hit our neighborhood for a number of years. I think the tradition is dying out. They all go to big Halloween parties now.
Posted by: Vic

We still get about 40 to 50 depending on the weather.
There are no sidewalks in our area, and most houses are on about 3/4 acre, so the kids are mostly local.
My wife is a retired kindergarten teacher and enjoys seeing the little ones dressed up.

I'm not a fan of the whole thing

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

712 I cannot believe the story about the 7 year old in Dallas.
The medical community in general, and the American Academy of Pediatrics should hang its head in shame.

What's next? Tattoos for infants? Legalizing pedophilia? On what planet is a seven year old, or a twelve year old for that matter, considered mature enough to make life altering decisions with their own body. Our education overlords will ask for a parental permission slip to give your ten year old an aspirin. But "Mommy says I should cut my balls off" is binding on Dad?

I am beyond.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 22, 2019 06:45 AM (SqopC)

713 We still get about 40 to 50 depending on the weather.

There are no sidewalks in our area, and most houses are on about 3/4 acre, so the kids are mostly local.

My wife is a retired kindergarten teacher and enjoys seeing the little ones dressed up.



I'm not a fan of the whole thing

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

We have no sidewalks either and we are at the end of a dead end road (which I like). About the only trick or treaters I used to get was my next door neighbor's kids and they are "too old" for that now.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

714 It's become such a shart show.
On one of the shootings, cops racing to the scene and an ambulance going to the same scene collide.
Now they have to call in two more ambulances just for the cops and ambulance people.
Posted by: Bruce



I saw that episode on Bosch.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 06:50 AM (ftdxp)

715 We have no sidewalks either and we are at the end of a dead end road (which I like). About the only trick or treaters I used to get was my next door neighbor's kids and they are "too old" for that now.
Posted by: Vic

Our niece lives in an area with sidewalks, regular suburban lots, and last year got about 300 kids showing up.
She and her husband love halloween.

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:50 AM (vd8XM)

716 No USMCA until US election 2020, although the Quebecois may be unhappy with paying China level tariffs.

Is that just speculation, or stated policy?

Sounds like an endorsement for Trump, in that the Canadian leadership believes they can get a much better deal with a weak and bribeable US trade representation found in the America hating Left.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 06:51 AM (lD3vL)

717 Want to start a rukus for Halloween? Give out Chikfila coupons.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 06:53 AM (Tnijr)

718 715 Our niece lives in an area with sidewalks, regular suburban lots, and last year got about 300 kids showing up.

She and her husband love halloween.



Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:50 AM (vd8XM)


Wow, I don't remember us getting that many even back in the 50s. Of course I wasn't at home much because I was out grabbing my own stuff then.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

719 We have no sidewalks either and we are at the end of
a dead end road (which I like). About the only trick or treaters I used
to get was my next door neighbor's kids and they are "too old" for that
now.





Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:48 AM

---

Same here. We are pretty much at the end of the road and don't get any kids here.


Plus they do a Halloween on the Square thing that draws most of the kids into Town. Concentrated candy there. We team up with the VA and bring dozens of bags of candy to pass out.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 06:53 AM (JUOKG)

720 Want to start a rukus for Halloween? Give out Chikfila coupons.
Posted by: freaked

And little bags of baby carrots

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

721 Our house usually gets a hundred kids over the course of the evening, mostly from people who bring car loads of them from other neighborhoods.

I always make sure I hand out the candy and the sweet tarts are removed from the bowl.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 22, 2019 06:55 AM (Tf125)

722 As a lifelong Republican, I see troubling signs of rot within our party. We need a new direction.

Posted by: Pierre Gimpsuit at October 22, 2019 06:55 AM (xEbfU)

723 720 And little bags of baby carrots

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

We used to have a neighbor who would make candy apples to give out. My brothers and I used to gripe about those. I would kill to get one now.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

724 94 I stopped watching the news. I can't decide who I hate more, the democrats, or the journalists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 10:18 PM

Journalists should definitely be hated more. Because if journalists actually had ethics and did their jobs as they are supposed to do, we wouldn't have to worry about Democrats.

It's like the Boondock Saints quote: "Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Quote doesn't work perfectly, since I would never call any journalist a good person.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 22, 2019 06:57 AM (Do5/p)

725 Heh! Once I slap the lid on them, they can do the Bunny Hop if they want. As long as they're cooked thru.
Posted by: Bruce

Can they do the Hokey-Pokey ?
Posted by: JT


Worst dance idea ever? Hokey-Pokey at a Leper colony.

♫You put your right hand in...Fuck it. Leave it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 06:57 AM (ftdxp)

726 Worst dance idea ever? Hokey-Pokey at a Leper colony.

You put your right hand in...Fuck it. Leave it.
Posted by: rickb223

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

727 Wow, Dennis Quaid will be on his 4th marriage? Didn't he learn the first 3 tries? Is he Irish?

Posted by: clutch at October 22, 2019 07:00 AM (JKDgz)

728 You put your right hand in...Fuck it. Leave it.

*snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 22, 2019 07:00 AM (Tf125)

729 Ugly fat creep thinks the founders did not
anticipate 100 round clips. Well you turd-noggin they wouldn't now either, I have never in my life seen a 100 round clip.



They would have never envisioned instant, world wide communication either.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 07:00 AM (ftdxp)

730 Morning all

I'm thanking G-D that all flying home from the MoMe got out of Dallas before the bad weather.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:01 AM (/curx)

731 Back from Scotland for son's wedding. It was beautiful and the weather behaved.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 22, 2019 07:01 AM (5WWSa)

732 They would have never envisioned instant, world wide communication either.
Posted by: rickb223

Stupid bastards also figured the whole male/female thing was settled.

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

733 I'm thanking G-D that all flying home from the MoMe got out of Dallas before the bad weather.
Posted by: Ben Had



Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 07:02 AM (ftdxp)

734 Back from Scotland for son's wedding. It was beautiful and the weather behaved.
Posted by: Floridachick

Great!

But, did you behave?

Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

735 Ugly fat creep thinks the founders did not

anticipate 100 round clips. Well you turd-noggin they wouldn't now either, I have never in my life seen a 100 round clip.







They would have never envisioned instant, world wide communication either.


Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 07:00 AM

---

Or radio, television, the internet, etc. One can make false equivalent arguments like that all day long.


Oh and yes there are 100 round magazines. They are garbage and prone to jamming but they are out there for AR platforms.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 07:03 AM (JUOKG)

736 Okay.
Breakfast awaits.
Then PT


Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 07:04 AM (vd8XM)

737 Good morning, horde! I am on Day 3 of correcting really, really bad essays while fighting a cold. I now understand why history teachers stopped requiring research papers - it's time-consuming and depressing.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 07:05 AM (fxCK2)

738 I got a 100 round clip for my M-1. Sticks up about 3 feet.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:06 AM (Tnijr)

739 Okay.
Breakfast awaits.
Then PT


Posted by: Bruce

President Trump ?

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:07 AM (arJlL)

740 Chicago needs marksmanship training. Baltimore has much more accurate shooters,

That or the EMT and trauma centers are much better in Chicago.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:08 AM (lD3vL)

741 Sticks up about 3 feet.
Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:06 AM (Tnijr)

Aah, the flippy thing.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 07:09 AM (xEbfU)

742 738
I got a 100 round clip for my M-1. Sticks up about 3 feet.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:06 AM (Tnijr)


How does the bold close on the rifle? Is it a Garrand or a carbine?

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

743 Posted by: Bruce at October 22, 2019 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

Bruce, is there ever a demographic breakdown on the victims? I am wondering how many are MS-13 types.

Posted by: clutch at October 22, 2019 07:09 AM (JKDgz)

744 "How does the bold close on the rifle? Is it a Garrand or a carbine?"

Just being silly Vic.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:10 AM (Tnijr)

745 744
"How does the bold close on the rifle? Is it a Garrand or a carbine?"



Just being silly Vic.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:10 AM (Tnijr)

OK, it was sarcasm. Hard to tell on the internet.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 07:11 AM (mpXpK)

746 And I hit the send instead of return!

The divide between the Lefties and the normies is really something. My most liberal friend and her husband go to the gun range and own multiple firearms, but it's now a super-secret from her colleagues. I'm sure even mentioning it would make someone on campus "feel unsafe."

"The government intervenes, everything goes to hell, then Democrats cite
the hell they created to demand another massive government intervention." Truth by Coulter. Let's do this little thing; now let's tweak it; now let's rip it apart and see if we can fix it - should only be used on lawnmowers and other privately-owned devices.

BTW my laptop died via the download of Windows 10 upgrade. The last thing I saw before it stopped working was "deleting files that were downloaded". Anyone have an HP? I'm thinking of getting one because this Lenovo was an expensive piece of crap and everything else seems to be closer to $1K than I'd like.


Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 07:12 AM (fxCK2)

747 BTW, the biggest clips I have every seen were 30 round banana clips for the M-1 Carbine that my brother used to have.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 07:12 AM (mpXpK)

748 "OK, it was sarcasm. Hard to tell on the internet"

Well with me just take it as the default.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:12 AM (Tnijr)

749 OK, it was sarcasm. Hard to tell on the internet.

So, President Trump isn't visiting Bruce ?

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:12 AM (arJlL)

750 "That or the EMT and trauma centers are much better in Chicago."

Maryland Shock Trauma in Baltimore is recognized as a world class facility.

I would say that without that facility, fatal shootings would jump by probably 20% here.

But as I have often said, from my rather unscientific viewpoint, shootings in Chicago seem to be emotionally driven on the spot responses to something.

In Baltimore, murder is a business.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)

751 I did my best to behave well according to plans, and so did everyone else including the five children in the wedding oldest six and youngest two. We only had one mild concussion from our gremlins and one late arriving suitcase. Everything was good.

Have a blessed safe and productive day everyone.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 22, 2019 07:14 AM (5WWSa)

752 BTW my laptop died via the download of Windows 10 upgrade.


Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 07:12 AM (fxCK2)



Same thing happened to my stand-up computer. Had to boot from a pen drive and reload the entire computer from scratch. Lost every file I had.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

753 Methinks the Founders would've been tickled pink over multi-round clips.

"I cannot tell a lie - this 30 round clip kicks ass, Martha!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 07:14 AM (1XNk8)

754 The problem is not with your computer NaughtyPine. You have a virus on it known as "Windows 10".

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:15 AM (Tnijr)

755 Prinz Chuck just loves planting a few trees for $21 Million a year.Where's MY DUCHY HUH!!!???

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 07:16 AM (5IHGB)

756 754
The problem is not with your computer NaughtyPine. You have a virus on it known as "Windows 10".

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:15 AM (Tnijr)

That is because you can no longer buy a new computer with that is not Windows 10 unless you buy and Apple.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 07:16 AM (mpXpK)

757 I have a 40 clip for an AR10 platform and a 50 round drum mag - the latter is just a toy, too heavy when full of 308 rounds.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 22, 2019 07:17 AM (xceTB)

758 Have a blessed safe and productive day everyone.
Posted by: Floridachick

Same to you, Floridachick !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:17 AM (arJlL)

759 In Baltimore, murder is a business.

Ergo the name "Bodymore, Murderland".

Chicago's demo breakdown is 83%, 12% 3.5% for black, Hispanic and "other" victim/assailant.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:17 AM (lD3vL)

760 My work laptop is a Lenovo, and that thing is just an indestructible workhorse. It's ancient and heavily used and just keeps on tickin'.

Regular maintenance definitely helps, and since it's my work laptop, I don't have to pay for that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 07:18 AM (1XNk8)

761 That is because you can no longer buy a new computer with that is not Windows 10 unless you buy and Apple.

Dell offers computers with Linux pre-installed.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:18 AM (lD3vL)

762 My dad and I built our first computer in 1975, and I have been employed in some type of computer related business for over 30 years. I don't do PC support anymore though, mostly because of Win 10. I hate it, Microsoft, Google, et al

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:20 AM (Tnijr)

763 761 Dell offers computers with Linux pre-installed.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:18 AM (lD3vL)

I used to always buy Dell computers but their quality declined considerably and their price did not. I figure that if I am going to buy cheap junk I will get something from walmart a lot cheaper.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

764 Last night on a Johnny Carson rerun, he had written questions from the audience. One of the questions was "Have you ever spit on a guest while interviewing"?

He said "I spit on Howard Cosell once when his toupee caught fire"

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:20 AM (arJlL)

765 Hey Vic I almost bought a Kaypro II off of eBay for $75. Cou
don't bring myself to pul the trigger though. You can never go back.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:22 AM (Tnijr)

766 Framing a piece of skin that had a tattoo off the body of your dead relative is absolutely sickening. How very, very, very bizarre.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 07:24 AM (JoUsr)

767 Hey Vic I almost bought a Kaypro II off of eBay for $75. Cou
don't bring myself to pul the trigger though. You can never go back.



I've got a Kaypro 2x.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:25 AM (oVJmc)

768 I used to always buy Dell computers but their quality declined considerably and their price did not. I figure that if I am going to buy cheap junk I will get something from walmart a lot cheaper.

Understood. I'm running a fully loaded Dell 5530 which is Dell's answer to Apple's best notebook. With business discounts and other considerations, it is still the price of a used car.

I have the M3800, which in the day was another top performer six years ago, it still runs very well but parts are made out of unobtainium - which includes the battery.

I would recommend a refurbished computer through eBay. You get the performance at a substantial discount.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:25 AM (lD3vL)

769 765
Hey Vic I almost bought a Kaypro II off of eBay for $75. Cou

don't bring myself to pul the trigger though. You can never go back.

Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2019 07:22 AM (Tnijr)

LOL, my first computer was a Kaypro. I paid $2,000 for it with a whopping 256K memory. It also had that god-awful CP/M operating system that wasn't compatible with anything.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 07:26 AM (mpXpK)

770 I don't get the tatoo thing at all. It used to be bikers and Navy enlisted. Then it was the well hidden tramp stamp. Now everyone is doing it to show how individual they are. I guess no one get the irony there.

Posted by: Quint at October 22, 2019 07:27 AM (n13/j)

771 Dell offers computers with Linux pre-installed.

Embrace the penguin. Ditch the spyware known as Windows.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 22, 2019 07:27 AM (0CeRG)

772 Floridachick, what a fantastic trip that must've been! I don't fly, so I'll never get there, but Scotland has always fascinated me. I'm sure the wedding was simply beautiful.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 07:27 AM (JoUsr)

773 So pelosi and schitt and not going to let any Republicans see any transcripts from any of these sham hearings. They really must have the goods on Trump now.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 07:27 AM (JUOKG)

774 Still running a 2014 MacBook Air.

Chugs along, doing everything I need of it, without any major complaints.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 07:28 AM (cqNba)

775 A few years ago I quit buying new computers - my needs are not that demanding. I'm typing this on an old HP laptop that I bought for 50 bucks, Linux is free to download in 50 different flavors, what's not to love ?

Linux Mint is what I mostly use personally.

G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2019 07:28 AM (bwo3w)

776 The plastic shell on the Dell laptop I had stress-cracked to bits, making the whole computer basically fall apart.

The Lenovo I replaced it with is a champ-- still 100% solid, no cracks or anything. Must be a mugh higher quality plastic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:28 AM (oVJmc)

777 Nood

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 22, 2019 07:28 AM (81OU+)

778 Embrace the penguin. Ditch the spyware known as Windows.

Seconded

Posted by: 🐧 at October 22, 2019 07:30 AM (lD3vL)

779 205 Oh fuck me. A guy in Dallas LOST to your precious goddamned American justice system and his wife has COURT FUCKING APPROVAL to cut off his 7 year old son's balls and rename him 'Suzy'.

--------

That would do it for me.

If I were in that man's shoes, the wife, her attorney, the judge and as many of the jurors as I could track down would be dead.

It would be my sole mission in life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 10:43 PM

Law Abiding Citizen 2?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 22, 2019 07:32 AM (Do5/p)

780 'Moring, all. And thanks for the good read, MisHum.

The weather service missed the forecast low by at least eight degrees... it's still getting colder. Hoping the citrus I didn't take in (BECAUSE THEY SAID 44°) survived.

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 08:00 AM (0Oclf)

The Soyciety Pages

Some limp postings from the lonely drips and the progressives and Democrats they're so keen to earn the approbation of.

Note: Trump will be on Hannity tonight, supposedly at 9.

By the way, the post below, about the DMG's infamous Random Harlot Encounters table and all the etymologies for words meaning hoor, is below this one.

But it's a bit of niche thing so I thought I'd put this post up too.

But do check out the below post, if that sort of thing interests you.















Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:13 PM




Comments

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1 This post was made for stomping
And that's just what it'll do

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 21, 2019 07:15 PM (I99aF)

2 Well why not?

And while we're at it: please name anyone who has ridden out a catastrophe with a cache of weapons, food, barter items and escaped with their life?

Its the internet and there must be a case.

If not, shut up.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (glGDV)

3 Stomp is just an old English word for....

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (9GFP4)

4 Nah,,,,,

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (bgJ0E)

5 From the comfort and privacy of their secret hole in the ground.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:17 PM (glGDV)

6 I actually think Justin Trudeau looks better as a pirate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (j0JAA)

7 Why did you have to show those boobs Ace?


do you hate us that much?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (JUOKG)

8 3 Stomp is just an old English word for....
Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (9GFP4)


A sailor hung like a baboon. Ahoy!!

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (bgJ0E)

9 French is both an idiot and deliberately naive. If Trump gets removed then Pence will be neutered by the GOP establishment. Trump-loyalists would be kicked out and replaced by Deep-state bureaucrats and GOPe lackeys. If Pence tried to fight back they'd impeach him as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (SgjGX)

10 Can we piss on Pierre too, or can we only spit on him?


Bodily waste fluids for the win!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

11 Batman? Superman? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Any Jedi? Any Sith?

I mean a real person.

The holdout Japanese soldier out in Hawaii?

The Yanomano?

A cargo cult.

Those last few didn't get a chance to stock up at Walmart.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (glGDV)

12 Ace-stomping Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:20 PM (jYnPD)

13 Corgis called.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 07:20 PM (9GFP4)

14
Under similar facts for a Democrat, they'd want to remove.
***

So...Biden admitted, on tape, to doing what Trump is accused of.


Is French ready to frog march Biden right now?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:21 PM (WdocV)

15 These Evangelicals are just Trumpists now.

As opposed to WHAT alternative, you pathetic quisling worm.

The liberal fascists may eat you last, French Davidian, but they'll still eat you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:21 PM (1XNk8)

16 Oh Heaven help us, His Holier-Than-Thou-ness David French has cast us out!

Sinners in the hands of an angry pundit.

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 07:21 PM (786Ro)

17 Any prepper examples from of old?

KGB moles?

That Brendan Fraser movie with Christopher Walker who played his father?

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:22 PM (glGDV)

18 These posts were made for stomping. Stomping's what they'll do. One of these days these posts are gonna stomp all over you.

dum,dada,dum,dada,dum,dada,dum,dum...

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (ABjxW)

19 Why is that middle aged lady topless?

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)

20 Is that Cucky Pierre Rombley quote real?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (1XNk8)

21 Mr. French > David French.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (wIdrq)

22 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?

He's like a one man stock photo repository.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

23 jessica fletcher has escaped cabot cove?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (sGtp+)

24 These Evangelicals are just Trumpists now.

As opposed to WHAT alternative, you pathetic quisling worm.

The liberal fascists may eat you last, French Davidian, but they'll still eat you.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:21 PM (1XNk
---
Well, all you have to do is back the historical removal of the first Republican president, didn't you know that?

That's not much, why are you being such a stick in the mud. We'd just have the historical event of the first removed president being a Republican, and then we'd have Pence.

Posted by: Clu Lessness at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (DuZls)

25 >>>20 Is that Cucky Pierre Rombley quote real?


Yes, I think it's from the same Coppins interview where he blurted out he had a secret slam-list twitter account.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

26 French Toast > Mr. French > David French

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (1XNk8)

27 that pic Courtney Holland took of that fat old skank?
yeah, someone rolled 11-25 on the d100.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

28 19 Why is that middle aged lady topless?
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)

She's no lady. Use the table in the previous post.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (ABjxW)

29 I'm with Jessica - these D men harping on about menstrual issues should STFU already.

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (a0IVu)

30 Because all this costume and make up free Kabuki is winding down too.

Evidence: Schumer and Pelosi are now Middle East hawks.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (glGDV)

31 "Tulsi denounces Antifa"

Yeah, about that. When? And where?


She says, "I have denounced Antifa." But try and find her actual words as to when and where she has denounced Antifa.


It's easier to find a picture of her "hanging loose" with her Antifa buds, than it is to find her actual denunciation of Antifa.


Perhaps she meant renounce?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (jYnPD)

32 Yes, I think it's from the same Coppins interview where he blurted out he had a secret slam-list twitter account.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

Thanks. And wow.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (1XNk8)

33 As an 11b with a CIB, I voted for Trump and totally support him. I also hate the Never Trumpers with the fury of several thousand MOABs.

But I also worry that Trump is losing the military vote with his failure to stand firm for our allies in blood, the Kurds. We have a sacred trust with the Kurds, one written a long, long time ago, even if it was never actually written.

But who will trust us now? My warrior brothers want to keep fighting until they age out, because True Patriots shed blood freely for freedom, no matter who profits.

I say this as a friend and ally of Trump.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (cfSRQ)

34 22 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?

He's like a one man stock photo repository.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

It's Halloween everyday in his world!

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (a0IVu)

35 Lady looks like the Fabulous Moolah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (3BlqQ)

36 And while we're at it: please name anyone who has ridden out a catastrophe with a cache of weapons, food, barter items and escaped with their life?

Its the internet and there must be a case.

If not, shut up.
Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (glGDV)


The successful ones keep quiet about their strategy.

The failures are silent for other reasons.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (sy5kK)

37 It's hilarious that enlightened lib female voters (GRRRRLLLPWWWRRR!!!) can be bought off with promises of free tampons.


SHOOT HIGH, WIMMINS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

38 'Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)

39 "Tulsi denounces Antifa"

Yeah, about that. When? And where?


She says, "I have denounced Antifa." But try and find her actual words as to when and where she has denounced Antifa.


It's easier to find a picture of her "hanging loose" with her Antifa buds, than it is to find her actual denunciation of Antifa.


Perhaps she meant renounce?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (jYnPD)

Or announce?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (KCruE)

40 ...and Pence crumbled against the LGBT in Indiana on the subject of Religious Rights.

Why wouldn't people seeing the progressives wanting to sweep religious expression away want a guy who crumpled once, over a guy who hasn't?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (DuZls)

41 Crying here too. That Pierre spoof is gold. Gold Jerry!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (Fmkqn)

42 Religious rubes? Check. Let's see, who else can I insult today with my bowling ball-sharp intellect?

Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (EgshT)

43 Which "facts"?


Yeah it's been the obvious first reaction since these idiots began their baseless jihad against Trump years ago, but it still clearly has not been asked.


Ukraine phone call was completely unremarkable, other than that there was very good reason for a president to discuss foreign involvement in abuse of power in the US, and the case of gross obvious corruption by an American vice president.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (QDnY+)

44 Think about how many times you've had to decide whether to go to work or not because you were out of toilet paper.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (0W3mK)

45 He's like a one man stock photo repository.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (1XNk8)

46 Of course teh French Davidian fails to note that Trump would only be the first, Pence would have to go because he is complicit in Trump's Crimes of being Trumpy where No Trumpiness is Wanted.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (3tDBG)

47 34 22 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?

He's like a one man stock photo repository.
Posted by: DR.WTF

----

Uh, a normal, alpha man?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (Y4EXg)

48 I think David French is a little turd, but sometimes turds make sense.

He's right, though I hate to say it. Yes, normally I'd have a problem with CIA and FBI launching a coup, but we would trade Trump for Pence. Pence has much better diction and grammar. Also, no tweet storms.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen seasoned combat vets who know how to blast the hell of out of hajis and also - like me - fantasize about lynching democrats (I can say that here, because I'm with people like me who also fantasize about lynching democrats), crying bitter tears over Trump's tweets.

They're worse than Obama's suicidal ROE, because they're just so hateful. Trump needs to change.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (cfSRQ)

49 36
And while we're at it: please name anyone who has ridden out a
catastrophe with a cache of weapons, food, barter items and escaped with
their life?



Its the internet and there must be a case.



If not, shut up.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (glGDV)





The successful ones keep quiet about their strategy.



The failures are silent for other reasons.







Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (sy5kK)

The 1800's were invented before the internet, so they don't exist.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (jYnPD)

50 Is there some old Stalinist prepper barricaded on Kamchakta with vodka, Makarovs, cabbage and potatoes we need to know about?

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (glGDV)

51 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Serious question.

Does Brian Stelter's wife know he sticks his dick in the sour cream tub?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (a2rm/)

53 Oh my. I seem to be fresh out of eye bleach.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

54 Romney is such a sissy Paolo might accidentally bone HIM.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

55 Ok, sweetie. I've seen em. You can put them away now. Hopefully for good.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

56 What kind of a word is "Trumpist" anyway? Sounds like someone who plays a musical instrument.

I voted for Donald Trump. I think he has some very good policies, works hard and supports American interests. I do not think he's perfect, a Saint,nor a choirboy, nor does he need to be, Find him brash sometimes. So what?. I am absolutely against impeaching a president for nothing that even comes close to high crimes and misdemeanors and I am appalled by secret star chambers.

I would also like to think that Pence is against impeachment for no sufficient cause because if Trump goes Pence is next onthe chopping black for the dastardly Dems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (j0JAA)

57 French is both an idiot and deliberately naive. If Trump gets removed
then Pence will be neutered by the GOP establishment. Trump-loyalists
would be kicked out and replaced by Deep-state bureaucrats and GOPe
lackeys. If Pence tried to fight back they'd impeach him as well.


Oh that's going to be the least of the Prog's problems if they so much as harm one hair on the head of the Golden Scalp Weasel.
I shall repeat:

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS FOR IMPEACHMENT!

Do not let this gain any traction. Keep repeating to yourself if that's what it takes. This whole idea is a total fabrication of the Progs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (HaL55)

58 Dear Boss:

Can't come in today. Out of that darn expensive toothpaste.

I'll be in tomorrow after I sell some plasma.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

59 Serious question.

Does Brian Stelter's wife know he sticks his dick in the sour cream tub?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (a2rm/)


At least he doesn't try to make her eat her child's shit, so there's always that.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

60 I like the Frot

Posted by: Peeair Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (rpxSz)

61 My ultimate goal is to become the most insufferable douchebag who ever trod the planet.

Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (EgshT)

62 Uh, a normal, alpha man?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (Y4EXg)

The funniest panel in the collage of Trudeau pics is the one labeled "heterosexual."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (jYnPD)

63 He's right, though I hate to say it. Yes, normally I'd have a problem with CIA and FBI launching a coup, but we would trade Trump for Pence. Pence has much better diction and grammar. Also, no tweet storms.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen seasoned combat vets who know how to blast the hell of out of hajis and also - like me - fantasize about lynching democrats (I can say that here, because I'm with people like me who also fantasize about lynching democrats), crying bitter tears over Trump's tweets.

They're worse than Obama's suicidal ROE, because they're just so hateful. Trump needs to change.


Concern noted.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (wIdrq)

64 Hey, Courtney Holland, did you ever hear of Weight Watchers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)

65 Lefties, we must start with the fact that virtually everything you have watched on your news sources have been a complete lie.


That's where we start.

Or we let the bangsticks talk instead.

But time is rapidly running out. It is, after all, your clock keeping track.

Your move.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (sy5kK)

66 Ukraine phone call was completely unremarkable, other than that there was very good reason for a president to discuss foreign involvement in abuse of power in the US, and the case of gross obvious corruption by an American vice president.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (QDnY+)
---
Not to mention that 5 months away from the first primary, it's a loose relationship to say that Biden is Trump's "opponent", or that information about Biden is "interfering" in any specific thing called an "election".

This is more of the left's stretch-a-word-until-it-fits-around-what-we-want.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (DuZls)

67 Romney is such a sissy Paolo might accidentally bone HIM.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

That would be A DREAM COME TRUE!

Posted by: Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (KCruE)

68
These Evangelicals are just Churchillians now.
David French circa 1940
These Evangelicals are just Sobieskites now.
David French circa 1683
These Evangelicals are just Richardites now.
David French circa 1192

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (WdocV)

69 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

70 The liberal fascists may eat you last, French Davidian, but they'll still eat you.


Last? Ohhh, no. Definitely not last. Hell, we just finished up our cookbook "How To Serve David French".

Posted by: Liberal Fascists at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (BvNzB)

71 Let me unroll these out for ya.

Posted by: Aged Busty Madam at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (q1Pj5)

72 You assholes ruined ace's last post. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (gd9RK)

73 cfSRQ *slow clap*
I had to cheat and go look up the cfSRQ hash to de-concern your excellent parody here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)

74 Never mind. The History Channel will smoke them out with statements in the form of a question.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (glGDV)

75 6 I actually think Justin Trudeau looks better as a pirate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (j0JAA)

He's no Errol Flynn, not even a 3rd tier Cornell Wilde, IMO. But it's better than the Jolson get up

Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (U7k5w)

76 So, the dude and his dyke bitch have been seen in multiple areas assaulting people and they're still walking the streets?

This is why I don't go to those things. Even when Trump was in Dallas. I get in that, they attack me like that. It may be an asswhippin I have to take from a mob, but I'm getting my shots in on those assholes. You do NOT get shots at me for free.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Good lord but when you think the NeverTrump has completely lost it, they find new depths of stupidity.

I mean, even a man with passing familiarity of honesty would look at the people praising his work these days and at least admit privatly , "these are not good people praising me."

But not French.

He soldiers on, tweet after tweet and endless pixals denegrating Christians to the praise of .... atheists and the anti-religious

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (Ltju7)

78 Those are definitely not Fun Bags, lady.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

79 Romney is such a sissy Paolo might accidentally bone HIM.
___

I will let the Romney shine my shoes while I uh....shine his wife. But the Paolo will NOT please the Mittens. NO. NO. NO I SAY!

Posted by: The Paulo at October 21, 2019 07:31 PM (WdocV)

80 My ultimate goal is to become the most insufferable douchebag who ever trod the planet.


Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM

GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!

Posted by: Soccer GOAL announcer guy at October 21, 2019 07:31 PM (0W3mK)

81 who wants to dance with Pierre ?

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (rpxSz)

82 New nickname for Tulsi Gabbard: Agent 99.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)

83 Wait what? Did we hit Peak Tampon or something?

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)

84 Concern noted.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE... I FORGOT. I TAKE A FEW HITS TO THE HEAD IN THIS JOB.

WHERE THE LADIES AT?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (ykYG2)

85 Well, anecdotally, and to Jesse Watters' point on The Five today as well, out here in my part of the vast America that is not NYC, DC or California, absolutely nobody gives a whit about any of this. Impeachment, Ukraine, quid pro quo, whatever, it's just not spoken of, ever, by anyone. Nobody cares.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (1XNk8)

86 Concern noted.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (wIdrq)

That poster has to be a sock. Otherwise wouldn't have had Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran as their handle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (j0JAA)

87 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?

He's like a one man stock photo repository.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

He's yet to dress up as a former PM. Hopefully that will change very soon.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (KCruE)

88 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM

Except her husbands fidelity and being president.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (0W3mK)

89 Carriage return:



The new caps lock!




Aloha!

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (glGDV)

90 Weak sarcasm up there army vet, but for fun check out the videos of Kurds in both Syria and Iraq hurling abuse at American troops leaving the conflict zone. "Fun" in various senses.


Richard Engel, who's not actually dumb [his Arabic is very good] even if he's crippled by media/Beltway mindset, claims that DOD/military types claim promises were made to the Kurdish militia* regarding defense against Turkey.


Very unlikely, but if true, a humdinger of a scandal to be investigated.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (QDnY+)

91 That poster has to be a sock. Otherwise wouldn't have had Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran as their handle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (j0JAA)
---
I think it's a fake troll. (But maybe that's what you mean by "sock").

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (DuZls)

92 I've heard that Trump has a new way to tell how many weeks are left for winter.


He lets Pence out, and if Pence sees his shadow and randomly caves into some LBTQers somewhere you know we've just 6 more weeks coming.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (WdocV)

93 87 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?


John Holmes

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (rpxSz)

94 I think she was advertising her skill set at giving prostate massages. Ambidexterous!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (q1Pj5)

95 They just may get away with hating me, President Trump, and America but GOD won't let this pass.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (UUkQp)

96 "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM


A big one being her thinking Americans wanted her to be President.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Egg McMuffin sides with Joy Behar.

I'm just gonna leave that there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (1XNk8)

98 Concern noted.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (wIdrq)

That poster has to be a sock. Otherwise wouldn't have had Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran as their handle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (j0JAA)

Yeah, soon as I commented I knew I had been had.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (wIdrq)

99 Off Topic, but saw an article at Daily Wire. . .

When (not if) the left / Dem politicians try to destroy the Electoral College, can we prosecute them for betraying their oaths to the constitution?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (xptlg)

100 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM
---
I saw on Twitchy that she said that Hillary has been right on almost everything.

Except for classified marks in official documents.

And the Russian Reset.

But, what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (DuZls)

101 Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (1XNk

That is my experience also.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (3tDBG)

102 Except her husbands fidelity and being president.

***

Hillary also successfully defended a child rapist who was guilty.


Of course she knew he was guilty anyway so I guess this isn't exactly a commit on her not being right in a *factual* sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (WdocV)

103 61
My ultimate goal is to become the most insufferable douchebag who ever trod the planet.


Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (EgshT)

---
Yeah, David, you suck. I speak for 11bs everywhere when I say we have no use for JAGs.

But even REMFs make a point now and then. Pence is a better man, and if Trump is made an example of, he's less likely to do crazy things like pull our troops out.

You don't know what it's like to see the tears in the eyes of grown men who might be denied their first tour in Afghanistan with their son! Such a proud moment, a father-son experience they could share forever and yet Trump wants to stop it.

I proudly look forward to seeing my grandson serve in Syria, like all True Patriots. I bleed red white and blue and but Trump makes my whole battalion weep like little babies every time he tweets.

He has to stop.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)

104 Was that Pelosi's younger sister?

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

105 72 You assholes ruined ace's last post. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (gd9RK)

Ace enstompened his own post. I wasn't nearly out of hooker jokes.

I had thirty jokes about hookers and congressional closets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (a2rm/)

106 Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (glGDV)


Minx 0.7 Alpha will morph to 0.7.1.5 Alpha. You'll still be an asshole.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (jYnPD)

107 "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Vast right-wing conspiracies
Her husband's fidelity
Not campaigning in WI

Took me ten seconds and I could go on for an hour. Joyless Behar's not too bright.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (1XNk8)

108 think it's a fake troll. (But maybe that's what you mean by "sock").
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (DuZls)

Yes. That's what I mean. Some of these folks are amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (j0JAA)

109 When (not if) the left / Dem politicians try to destroy the Electoral
College, can we prosecute them for betraying their oaths to the
constitution?
***

Pretty sure this falls under exactly the sort of civil rights violation that the US Commission on Civil Rights is supposed to handle, but proposals for gun bans do even more so and they aren't doing Adam Sh*t

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (WdocV)

110 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."



Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM


Only the value of campaigning in Michigan and Wisconsin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (3tDBG)

111


David French has periods. Pretty obv.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (lg/F7)

112 The part that doesn't fall under "almost everything" must be when Hillary said that she had beaten Trump once.

Also, that it's treasonous to suggest that an election can be rigged.

Also, the person talking about wiping a server wasn't talking about a cloth.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:38 PM (DuZls)

113 I do like etymology and D&D, and also Byzantine-era racism, so I posted a theory on "sloven" in that thread below.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)

114 100 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM
---
I saw on Twitchy that she said that Hillary has been right on almost everything.

Except for classified marks in official documents.

And the Russian Reset.

But, what difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (DuZls


Selective rememberings!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:38 PM (a2rm/)

115 >>>113 I do like etymology and D&D, and also Byzantine-era racism, so I posted a theory on "sloven" in that thread below.


i saw that, thanks.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

116 So, Pierre is bragging that he had a job where he made no decisions and got nothing done? The Original Mormon SoyManchild?

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (2KYgn)

117 100 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe
Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."



Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM

Holy cows!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (jYnPD)

118 I love Ace stompin' himself almost as much as I love Canada.

Posted by: Stompin' Tom Connors at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (786Ro)

119 We love the Kurds. They seem nice.

Posted by: The State-Run Media Complex at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (EgshT)

120 >>>Ace enstompened his own post. I wasn't nearly out of hooker jokes.

oh i meant to do hooker but everyone knows that one anyway.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

121 Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)


You need to turn the URL off in your nic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (3tDBG)

122 claims that DOD/military types claim promises were made to the Kurdish militia* regarding defense against Turkey.
***

At this point any of our allies should expect that all American promises end with the next president. Its sad, but its true.

Also, how long am I supposed to pay to defend the Kurds for anyway? I mean if they are willing to deploy combat units to our southern border to deal with the invasion we are facing I might be persuadable but otherwise...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (WdocV)

123 When (not if) the left / Dem politicians try to destroy the Electoral College, can we prosecute them for betraying their oaths to the constitution?
---
They can do it if they begin the amendment process.

...

That was a joke. Because if you can get an amendment ratified, the electoral college is no barrier.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)

124 50 "Is there some old Stalinist prepper barricaded on Kamchakta with vodka, Makarovs, cabbage and potatoes we need to know about?"

Nyet

Posted by: Stalinist Prepper at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (5WpEK)

125 "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

That may be the biggest laugh I've had today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (j0JAA)

126 Joy Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."


**Ahem**

Posted by: Pennsvlvania and Michigan at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (786Ro)

127
Holy cows!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (jYnPD)


MOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: The View at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)

128 oops, the * was left out


* "militia", because I'm not going to even touch the mess that is the mix of different Kurdish armed groups and political alignments and all their acronyms - and tribes and clans, the actual real important thing - involved. One of the oldest designated terror groups is involved, to what degree a matter of intense and likely ignorant dispute among the experts, but this is why, in a classic trumpism, Trump referred to some as "a little rough".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (QDnY+)

129 It's amusing to see Mr. Moral Principles David French actually openly endorse "ends justify the means" and then berate Evangelicals for not joining him on the Machiavelli Express.

How long before he mentions that "a few omlets have to be broken" in order to save the vital public square?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

130 Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:22 PM

The best answers are from Selco.

Posted by: Bert G at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (OMsf+)

131 French is both an idiot and deliberately naive.

And that latest bleating also hints that he is now reverting to infantile lashing out at even Evangelicals.

I would say that his contempt and hatred for Evangelicals will make the afterlife difficult having to spend eternity with them, but its more likely French will spend eternity with his BFF like Hillary, Soros and other demons.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (lD3vL)

132 oh i meant to do hooker but everyone knows that one anyway.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7


Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some such. Hooks you.

Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

133 You need to turn the URL off in your nic.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (3tDBG)

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I want credit for my work.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

134 Yes. That's what I mean. Some of these folks are amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (j0JAA)
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Like "Frank Lib" back on HotAir, if you frequented HotAir that is.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)

135 Hooker? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (786Ro)

136 Is Pierre Delecto any relation to Carlos Danger?

Pierre Delecto sounds like the name of a mincing cartoon character, perhaps the gay brother of Pepe LePew.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (gYKMg)

137 Calling millions of Americans "deplorable" and "irredeemable" during a general election was certainly not wrong.

(snickers into hand)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (1XNk8)

138 >>>Last? Ohhh, no. Definitely not last. Hell, we just finished up our cookbook "How To Serve David French".


i'm publishing a book called "How to Serve Wife."

Posted by: David French Who Is Also Fiercely Heterosexual at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (PbpT7)

139 So, the dude and his dyke bitch have been seen in multiple areas assaulting people and they're still walking the streets?



This is why I don't go to those things. Even when Trump was in
Dallas. I get in that, they attack me like that. It may be an
asswhippin I have to take from a mob, but I'm getting my shots in on
those assholes. You do NOT get shots at me for free.


Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM

---

That's why I don't go to those things also. Not going to knowingly put myself in a position where I have to defend myself. If someone throws down on me, it's pretty much over except the shooting.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (JUOKG)

140 Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

Start shopping for crocs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (jYnPD)

141 The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (Pqytn)

142 I had thirty jokes about hookers and congressional closets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (a2rm/)


Wilbur Mills and Fanne Foxe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (3tDBG)

143 It's amusing to see Mr. Moral Principles David French actually openly endorse "ends justify the means" and then berate Evangelicals for not joining him on the Machiavelli Express.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)
---
I'm intrigued as to how he endorsed "ends justifies the means".

How, in his own words?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (DuZls)

144 >>>
Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some such. Hooks you.

The camp followers -- which usually means "prostitutes" but other people followed an army as sutlers and etc. -- of an American general named Hooker during the civil war got to be called "hookers" and then that became common slang.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

145 Hookers and blow, hookers and blow.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (EgshT)

146 The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset.

___

Anna, my beautiful Anna, apparently the Americans tire of busty redheads. But I, and all of Russia, thank you for your service.

But do not fear my dear, we have another. Exactly what they want. A Samoan, Hindu, surfer girl with rock hard abs. They will never see it coming....

MHUAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Vlad Putin at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (WdocV)

147 Said the other day Tulsi has a better chance of getting elected than the Communist twins or Crazy Uncle Joe

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (ZCEU2)

148
Please, join me on YuuTube as I begin my new series on how elites with perfect hair and $3,000 custom suits perform their masturbation techniques, as we learned it by Ivy League standards.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (sy5kK)

149 140 Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

Start shopping for crocs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (jYnPD)



Heh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (a2rm/)

150 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word
hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some
such. Hooks you.



Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

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It used to be associated with Union Major General Joe Hooker, who ran a fairly "loose" army, and for years that was taken as true, but a few years back they found the term does in fact predate Hooker's command.

Though the term may have been popularized by Hooker's name.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)

151 Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

See Union General Hooker.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (wIdrq)

152 "To Serve Wife"
It's a cuckbook!
IT'S A CUCKBOOK!!!!

Posted by: A huge fan of the Fiercely Heterosexual David French at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)

153 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word
hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some
such. Hooks you.



Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/

I have no idea.

Posted by: Fighting Joe Hooker, Army of the Potomac at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (3tDBG)

154 If Pierre Dilecto is a play on Pare Dilecto, why isn't the sock name Perry Dilecto?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)

155 The MFM Leftist Hollywood etc. (yea I repeat)

"Get out of the ME! We were attacked because we are meddling in their affairs!" Leave the ME alone!

Obaba elected. "Oooh look, squirrel!"

Trump elected. "Warmonger!"

Trump. we need to get out of the ME.

The left: "Warmonger! Wait, Wut? Why do you hate brown people racist! "

The left.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (0W3mK)

156 Mitt Romney's pant creases.

OH MY GAWWWWDDDDD

I need some water

Posted by: David Brooks at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (WdocV)

157 132: General Hooker during the Civil War. Look up how he kept the troops entertained.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (3BlqQ)

158 >>>---
It used to be associated with Union Major General Joe Hooker, who ran a fairly "loose" army, and for years that was taken as true, but a few years back they found the term does in fact predate Hooker's command.

oh I didn't hear that last part

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

159 "Hooker" comes from the name for the prostitutes in the Corlear's Hook shipyards of Manhattan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (1XNk8)

160 Ace, this post starts out perky but really sags about 2/3rds down.

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)

161 The camp followers -- which usually means
"prostitutes" but other people followed an army as sutlers and etc. --
of an American general named Hooker during the civil war got to be
called "hookers" and then that became common slang.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

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Not true. They found pre-war examples of the usage. Bruce Catton was wrong (to be fair, he had limited sources).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)

162 BREAKING: Canada election is 0% for everyone!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (FiUMj)

163 The camp followers -- which usually means "prostitutes" but other people followed an army as sutlers and etc. -- of an American general named Hooker during the civil war got to be called "hookers" and then that became common slang.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7


Holy shit. I did not know that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (a2rm/)

164 hooker apparently predates Gen Hooker

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1994-08-20-9408200176-story.html

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (PbpT7)

165 Trump. we need to get out of the ME.



The left: "Warmonger! Wait, Wut? Why do you hate brown people racist! "

***


Its like Trump is the worst Hitler in the whole history of Hitlers.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (WdocV)

166 If Pierre Dilecto is a play on Pare Dilecto, why isn't the sock name Perry Dilecto?
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)

Because then it would be too obvious.

Posted by: Pierre "Mitt Romney" Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (KCruE)

167 Hookers and blow, hookers and blow.

Sounds like a Burl Ives song.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (0W3mK)

168 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some such. Hooks you.

Seriously curious.

-
There is a theory that it is derived from Civil War General "Fightng Joe" Hooker who, in addition to fighting, enjoyed loving.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

169 I am shocked to be informed that prostitutes are consorting with my troops!

Posted by: Gen. Joe Hooker at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (q1Pj5)

170 Not true. They found pre-war examples of the usage. Bruce Catton was wrong (to be fair, he had limited sources).


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ



Print the legend.

Posted by: Fighting Joe Hooker, Army of the Potomac at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (3tDBG)

171 That "feminism is back" titty gal needs to eat fewer carbs, and use less hair dye.

Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (B5K06)

172 "...can we prosecute them for betraying their oaths to the constitution?"

No. Obviously we can't/don't even prosecute them for the most overt criminal activities.

Posted by: Tired and old, f*ck it at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (w7KSn)

173 163 The camp followers -- which usually means "prostitutes" but other people followed an army as sutlers and etc. -- of an American general named Hooker during the civil war got to be called "hookers" and then that became common slang.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7


Holy shit. I did not know that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (a2rm

Excellent Johnny Carson take!

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (glGDV)

174 Reading this little blurb about Loki in Fantasy Wargaming by Bruce Galloway and I realize the Soi-ciety set would welcome him with open arms.

Loki - The most willful of gods and will readily betray both his votaries and the other gods on little more than caprice. Morally flexible, he is nevertheless beguilingly handsome, and extraordinarily powerful in magical matters. His wife is Sigyn, their son Nari; by other unions he is father of the goddess Hel, the Midgard Serpent and the Fenris Wolf, and mother (!) of Odin's eight-legged steed Sleipnir.

Just think what Woke Marvel could spin out that little bit. On second thought, let's not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (xcJZI)

175 Hooker. I hardly KNEW er.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

176 That fat tittied broad seems nice.

I wonder if she votes democrat......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (Z+IKu)

177 Hooker: she's on a street corner, she tries to hook you into paying for sex.

Seems reasonable to me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (DuZls)

178 166
If Pierre Dilecto is a play on Pare Dilecto, why isn't the sock name Perry Dilecto?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)



Because then it would be too obvious.

Posted by: Pierre "Mitt Romney" Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (KCruE)

For the evening crowd:
Best Pierre Delecto joke goes to Roy.
He's been a cucksocker all along.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (jYnPD)

179 I guess "hooker" might be similar to my own suggested etymology of "trull" and "Trollop" -- the fishing angle.

Angle, do you get it.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

180 AlaBAMA, surprised you didn't know origin of "hooker". Civil War 'n all.


That epochal period gave us lots of words, of course. One of my favorites is "shoddy".


Name for the a grade of wool fibers, which were used to make Union Army tunics. In the first recorded "defense procurement scandal", the contractors provided inferior material - the word "shoddy" became associated with "poorly made".



Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

181 6 I actually think Justin Trudeau looks better as a pirate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (j0JAA)



I thought the same thing.

Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (B5K06)

182 Mr. Egg Man!!!

Posted by: stumck at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (IpZ/y)

183 Wonder if Pierre Delecto started out as an in-joke against Carlos Danger and then devolved back into cuckery.

I recall John Boehner joked about Weiner when that thing, er, got loose. It was hard to ignore. Kind of jumped out at everyone.

But Delecto, as is his nature, let Breitbart and Ace and others do the work for him; never got a chance to snark on that front. Never really wanted to.

Because he's a cuck.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (ykYG2)

184
The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.
Posted by: mrp


She should go on a space walk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (aKsyK)

185 169
I am shocked to be informed that prostitutes are consorting with my troops!


Posted by: Gen. Joe Hooker at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (q1Pj5)

---
In addition to being a brilliant but tragically underselling author, amusing sock puppeteer, I'm also a bit of a Civil War history buff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)

186 Angle, do you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Came up with that on the fly, did you?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (1XNk8)

187 "Its like Trump is the worst Hitler in the whole history of Hitlers."


He's worse than Hitler-Hitler, Argentinian Hitler, Oompah Band Hitler, Starving Artist Hitler, Putschy Hitler all rolled into One!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (3tDBG)

188 >>>176 That fat tittied broad seems nice.


fat tits are nice, those are flat tits. They're like tit-tarps.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

189 Oh great, here comes the "Republicans are gonna ban your tampons!!!" hysteria.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (XKZwp)

190 >>>Came up with that on the fly, did you?

it's a reely good one

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

191 Someone mentioned "hooters." So, in keeping with the previous etymology post, how many slang terms for breasts can you list?

Jugs, tits, titties, mangoes, pillows, bazongas, melons, paps..

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (gYKMg)

192 Fishing for dollars and dick?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (RUnSJ)

193 Hookers and blow, hookers and blow.

Sounds like a Burl Ives song.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (0W3mK)
---
Sounds like copyright infringement.

Posted by: Prestige Worldwide at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)

194 164 hooker apparently predates Gen Hooker

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1994-08-20-9408200176-story.html
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (PbpT7


Ha! I was right! One who hooks her prey.

Though I do like Hooker's Division very much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (a2rm/)

195 There's a band called Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr. Just discovered them since a shitty movie I watched over the weekend had a remix of one of their songs.

I love how that stuff works. Thanks Internet.

OK that sounds like something Jonah would Tweet, I know. But still....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (FiUMj)

196 Whats the story with Canada's election? Will there be a clear winner tonight? Runoff? Curloff? Pageantry?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (TLxpZ)

197 Oh great, here comes the "Republicans are gonna ban your tampons!!!" hysteria.


Posted by: pookysgirl at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM


They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK)

198 But Delecto, as is his nature, let Breitbart and Ace
and others do the work for him; never got a chance to snark on that
front. Never really wanted to.



Because he's a cuck.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (ykYG2)

---
Every time that oaf started typing, I bet he was giggling like a little boy sneaking cookies.

"I'm so CLEVER!! Tee hee!"

I know I've been wildly speculating that he's a deeply closeted Friend of Dorothy, but he's probably too squeamish to actually do it. His internet history, however, might tell tales of what he thinks about...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (cfSRQ)

199 190 >>>Came up with that on the fly, did you?

it's a reely good one
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7


Hooker, line and sinker.

Sorry. Had to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (a2rm/)

200 Oh great, here comes the "Republicans are gonna ban your tampons!!!" hysteria.
___

Its true! Like my college implemented a free tampon giveaway and they didn't give me any just because I don't have a vajajay.


OH THE HUMANITY!

Posted by: Some Tranny at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (WdocV)

201 141 The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (Pqytn)
--------------

How do you know she doesn't identify as a Playboy Model?

H8tr!

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (WEBkv)

202 fat tits are nice, those are flat tits. They're like tit-tarps.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)


I like tits. I think tits are great. Her tits are ruining it for me.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

203 189 Oh great, here comes the "Republicans are gonna ban your tampons!!!" hysteria.
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (XKZwp)

__

Didn't Trump do that already? I could have sworn he did that after killing us all with tax cuts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (FiUMj)

204 Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (gYKMg)

I don't use any slang terms for breasts except possibly boobs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (j0JAA)

205 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.
___

That's not funny

Posted by: Some Feminist at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (WdocV)

206 Hooker: she's on a street corner, she tries to hook you into paying for sex.



Seems reasonable to me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (DuZls)

======================
And hooks your wallet and your watch.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (Pqytn)

207 He's worse than Hitler-Hitler, Argentinian Hitler,
Oompah Band Hitler, Starving Artist Hitler, Putschy Hitler all rolled
into One!


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (3tDBG)

---
To be fair, Hitler also did literally kill Hitler. We have to give him that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

208 202
fat tits are nice, those are flat tits. They're like tit-tarps.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)



I like tits. I think tits are great. Her tits are ruining it for me.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Wasn't that the points?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (jYnPD)

209 Its like Trump is the worst Hitler in the whole history of Hitlers."


Until the next non-Leftist President is elected.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

210 Hooker, line and sinker.

Sorry. Had to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (a2rm/)
---
You mean stinker.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (DuZls)

211 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK


With the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (3tDBG)

212 124 50 "Is there some old Stalinist prepper barricaded on Kamchakta with vodka, Makarovs, cabbage and potatoes we need to know about?"

Nyet
Posted by: Stalinist Prepper at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (5WpEK)

Consistent for sure.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (glGDV)

213 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK)

---
They're going to ban Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (cfSRQ)

214 She knows she's fat and ugly and way past her prime.

So she hates.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

215 The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.


___

Someone should tell the latest crop of Hollywood starlets that is the only way to really get their virtue signaling out there....

Posted by: Obligatory at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (WdocV)

216 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK)

___

Only the fully semi automatic ones, I think.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (FiUMj)

217 They're going to ban Lena Dunham?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (cfSRQ)
------------

Pretty please with sugar on top?

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (WEBkv)

218 Some tits are more equal than others.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (4RysI)

219
Courtney Holland: Commie Fighter

I don't know about you all...



I'm just here to fight the commies.



I'm in love

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (GisMq)

220 stumck @ 182- Kookooajoo.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (UUkQp)

221
Wasn't that the points?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (jYnPD)


At the ground?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

222 "Is there some old Stalinist prepper barricaded on Kamchakta with vodka, Makarovs, cabbage and potatoes we need to know about?"



Nyet

Posted by: Stalinist Prepper at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (5WpEK)

---
Akshually....

There was a family that fled into Siberia and outlasted the Terror. Probably not that unique, given the vastness of Russia.

Also, when people speak of "preppers," I think they're excluding Rooftop Koreans, who were prepared, and saved their stores.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

223 To be fair, Hitler also did literally kill Hitler. We have to give him that.
___

OR DID HE?

Posted by: Some Old Man with a crappu mustache living in a moon base at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (WdocV)

224 30 Because all this costume and make up free Kabuki is winding down too.

Evidence: Schumer and Pelosi are now Middle East hawks.
Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (glGDV)

Then they can F'n well DECLARE WAR.

You know, like Congress is supposed to do? Instead of mucking about in Foreign Relations which is the province of the State Dept, which is part of the EXECUTIVE BRANCH?

Posted by: Air Canada Pilot at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

225 Julian Castro, w t actual f??!!

Show me one woman. One. That missed even one meal because she could not afford a $2 box of pads.

Flipping idiot. Does he really believe this?

There.Are.No.Poor.In.America.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (Vy7tf)

226 Wait a minute, was John Lennon antisemitic?

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (UUkQp)

227

He's a singing Hitler and a dancing Hitler all in one!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

228 113 I do like etymology and D&D, and also Byzantine-era racism, so I posted a theory on "sloven" in that thread below.


I shall try to hijack this thread back into an etymology thread.

Slav, slave, relates to Italian schiavo. The word "ciao" derives from schiavo (I am you servant, your slave).

Also, in German cabbage is Kohle and Slavs are Slavs, so I think coleslaw just means the way Poles make cabbage salad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (gd9RK)

229 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK


With the thing that goes up.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019


The folding butt stock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (0W3mK)

230 218 Some tits are more equal than others.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (4R



Rent is not the only thing around here that costs money.

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (a2rm/)

231 186 Angle, do you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Came up with that on the fly, did you?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (1XNk

Nice line.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (1vjNQ)

232 I can't tell you how many times I've seen seasoned combat vets who know
how to blast the hell of out of hajis and also - like me - fantasize
about lynching democrats (I can say that here, because I'm with people
like me who also fantasize about lynching democrats), crying bitter
tears over Trump's tweets.


Bitter tears? Sounds like those nancy boy vets need to man up.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (I849g)

233 For afficionados of rare events, total eclipses, etc., Trump will be on Hannity's show tonight [rare chance to see a guest be able to speak].


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

234 Looks like Justine Blackface Trudeau will win tonight.

Canuckstanis gotta Canuckistan I guess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (FiUMj)

235 Then they can F'n well DECLARE WAR.

You know, like Congress is supposed to do? Instead of mucking about in Foreign Relations which is the province of the State Dept, which is part of the EXECUTIVE BRANCH?
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My point exactly.

Ooooh. Congress is panicked about Orangemanbad leaving a war zone?

Declare war, assholes.

This is why these kerfuffles are aimed at lofos.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (DuZls)

236 A given.

Granted.

106 Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (glGDV)


Minx 0.7 Alpha will morph to 0.7.1.5 Alpha. You'll still be an asshole.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (jYnPD)

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (glGDV)

237 When fattie there is saying 'F YOU TRUMP' she's really saying 'F YOU DAD' and 'F YOU JIMMY WHO LEFT ME FOR THAT BLONDE' and, ultimately, 'F ME'.

All you can do is pray for her soul.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (ykYG2)

238 Moss Covered Rocks are free and bountiful.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (4RysI)

239 America has the richest poor people in the world

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (UUkQp)

240 Looks like Justine Blackface Trudeau will win tonight.

Canuckstanis gotta Canuckistan I guess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (FiUMj)
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Canada's first black PM.

Historic night.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (DuZls)

241 But not French.

He soldiers on, tweet after tweet and endless pixals denegrating Christians to the praise of .... atheists and the anti-religious


That is why I am convinced he is a goat. He has no love for Christians or Christianity, rather he abuses those of the faith by wresting and distorting Christianity to please his father the Devil.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (lD3vL)

242 Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (gYKMg)

I don't use any slang terms for breasts except possibly boobs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (j0JAA)

The good thing about slang for breasts is you can use any combination of letters to form a non-sensical word and guys will understand.

Look at those Bajam ba Jams.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

243
'S'up, you poxy layabouts?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 07:57 PM (6G4DD)

244


Any pictures of Justine Trudeau dressed as woman? I'm guessing there have to be. Maybe him as Judy Garland, Cher or Diana Ross

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 07:57 PM (GisMq)

245 A friend of mine tells me that "Pierre Delecto" is gay slang for armpit fucking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)

246 NDP (Socialist Party in Canada) is winning seats in the Atlantic provinces. They didn't win any in 2015.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:58 PM (FiUMj)

247 Is she in the middle of weaning a litter of St Bernards off those things?

Posted by: Sooey Jen Heiress at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (Bf3hj)

248 Exactamundo correctamente!
224 30 Because all this costume and make up free Kabuki is winding down too.

Evidence: Schumer and Pelosi are now Middle East hawks.
Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (glGDV)

Then they can F'n well DECLARE WAR.

You know, like Congress is supposed to do? Instead of mucking about in Foreign Relations which is the province of the State Dept, which is part of the EXECUTIVE BRANCH?
Posted by: Air Canada Pilot at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (glGDV)

249 Re; David French's comments - people who are unfamiliar with the Christian community in all its flavors probably don't know that the High Church protestants (High income Episcopals and Presbyterians, among others) have ALWAYS despised the Evangelicals and regarded them as ignorant, embarrassing hillbillies who should shut up and do what they're told.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (V2Yro)

250 234 Looks like Justine Blackface Trudeau will win tonight.

Canuckstanis gotta Canuckistan I guess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (FiUMM

You're kidding, right? Tell me you're kidding.


Are there that many soys in Canada?

Just proof they are playing to win the game at all costs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (a2rm/)

251 Is French ready to frog march Biden right now?

Is that what they call that activity in highway restrooms now?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (lD3vL)

252 Mammywhammers.

Posted by: David, Russian internet troll at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (GZ9c7)

253

Watch me as I show the proper way to grip your dick, or the dick of your boyfriend, as I learned in my Ivy League days.

The perfect grip is the key to success!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

254 I guess shit Midas saved his ass by showing blacks it is okay if a liberal does blackface.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:00 PM (a2rm/)

255 That is why I am convinced he is a goat. He has no
love for Christians or Christianity, rather he abuses those of the faith
by wresting and distorting Christianity to please his father the Devil.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (lD3vL)

---
Alternate take: people use the persuasion that is effective on them personally, not understanding that it only pisses other people off.

I think French is the kind of guy who *is* stampeded by fears of being thought less than completely holy, and makes every decision based on his weird notion of: "What would be the most self-righteous thing I could say about this?"

It's old-school Puritan virtue-signalling, circa 1690. It hasn't aged well.

It also doesn't help that French looks like a total perv and his constant refrain of bringing up his African adopted daughter makes me think the poor kid is going to have a complex.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)

256 Rock-Solid:

As a Nam vet I sympathize ... to a point.

I survived to see the sacrfices of my fellow warriors tossed asside. I spent years bemoaning those losses. Then, one day, a fellow vet asked me this: "Do you think all those guys would have wanted even more American casualties, just to justify their own losses?"

Damn.

Since then I've looked on American adventurism differently. Totally support Afghanistan and Iraq invasions --- until (as in Nam) it was clear we wouldn't be allowed to win. ROEs, half-stepping, more worried about collateral damage than enemy casualties, and all the petty BS I saw in Nam. Then it was time for us to get out. And STAY out.

So ... how many more sacrifices must we make ftor the Kurds - and for how long --- should your sons and/or daughters (and my grandkids) be committed to the cause? And, while you ponder that, consider the following:

1) Xenophon's history of the Greek mercenaries return from Persia has them fighting KURDS to get through the mountains.

2) Look up the history of Kurdish terrorism in Turkey through the 80's and 90's --- nobody would have supported them.

3) The Kurds are not the good guys we believe. Yes, they are admirable warriors and (for those with a warrior ethos) their cause appears attractive. But, they have been perfectly capable of defending themselves for millenia --- and perfectly capable of turning against allies in their own time and of punishing 'innocents' who get in their way.

I understand the concerns of you and your buddies still in theater - but the issues arey far deeper and much more complex.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (60lU8)

257 184
The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.
Posted by: mrp

She should go on a space walk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (aKsyK

Bing: Kate Upton Zero Gravity

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (Vy7tf)

258 My Ex married a gal with the last name Hooker. True Story. My daughter said people were literally turning red trying not to laugh at the wedding. He couldn't keep it in his pants the whole time we were married unbeknownst to me until the end, but known by everyone else. He is so lucky he is still alive....

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (KSBDE)

259 214 She knows she's fat and ugly and way past her prime.



BS

Posted by: slob who will fuck anything with a pulse at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (rpxSz)

260 Still looks like a minority govt but still a win is a win. Will be a complete socialist/SJW cluster fuck as the Liberals will form a coalition with the Greens and NDP.

Canadian dollar funny enough is up a bit on the news.

The world makes no sense anymore.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (FiUMj)

261
I proudly look forward to seeing my grandson serve in Syria, like all True Patriots. I bleed red white and blue and but Trump makes my whole battalion weep like little babies every time he tweets.

He has to stop.
Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)


Nuance, man, nuance, use a little bit at least. 4.5/10

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (bgJ0E)

262 If PDT goes on Hannity, they ought to do some dramatic readings of Pierre Delecto's tweets.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (4ZE6o)

263 Wait. What happened to the last thread?

Posted by: Saucy Wonton at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)

264 198:

"I know I've been wildly speculating that he's a deeply closeted Friend of Dorothy, but he's probably too squeamish to actually do it. His internet history, however, might tell tales of what he thinks about..."

If it emerges the Mittster was exchanging dick pics with Cub Scouts, it is hard to imagine the humiliation and ridicule could be worse than this inanity today. Prediction: Romney only will be the first of many Trump critics to be ground into pieces before the impeachment insanity dissipates.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (iw59Q)

265 "Flipping idiot. Does he really believe this?"



Probably not, but he has to do something to get attention and break out of the never-was ranks like Spartacus and all the rest.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (3tDBG)

266 256, Rock-Solid is a sock.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (MItID)

267 >>Canadian dollar funny enough is up a bit on the news.


Short it.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (4RysI)

268 David French is a fraud. A tiresome, pretensious, fraud.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (EentF)

269 Nuance, man, nuance, use a little bit at least. 4.5/10



Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (bgJ0E)

---
Sometimes ya gotta telegraph the jokes or the crowd won't keep up.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)

270 NDP (Socialist Party in Canada) is winning seats in the Atlantic provinces. They didn't win any in 2015.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:58 PM (FiUMj)


Any relation to the NSDAP?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (GisMq)

271 Is Pierre Delecto any relation to Carlos Danger?

.............

Rush had the meaning today, something like "my sweet peter". Called him Carlos Danger's first cousing

Posted by: Molly k. at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (C1NuF)

272 >>>231 186 Angle, do you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Came up with that on the fly, did you?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (1XNk

Nice line.

...

I cast my pearls before you swine.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)

273 85 Well, anecdotally, and to Jesse Watters' point on The Five today as well, out here in my part of the vast America that is not NYC, DC or California, absolutely nobody gives a whit about any of this. Impeachment, Ukraine, quid pro quo, whatever, it's just not spoken of, ever, by anyone. Nobody cares.

Posted by: Guy Smiley
----------
This! No one and I mean no one gives three shits about any of this in these parts. To the point that Orange Man Bad hasn't been on the nightly local news for nearly two weeks now...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (+ldAm)

274 when I was working contract, my first (technical) boss - who dealt with my contract - had the last name 'Hooker'. I would call her my pimp. Not to her face.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (ykYG2)

275 There have been documentaries on the History Channel (back when it was a channel that actually featured shows related to history) regarding sex in the Old West and sex in the Civil War.

One of the tidbits I recall was that 49ers (gold miners) would request "french jobs" their term for fellatio. And all I could think was, those hard-working men were probably unwashed as well as unshaven and who knows how long it had been since their longjohns had been laundered. Yeesh.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gYKMg)

276 >>I cast my pearls before you swine.


You all healed up and ready for your run at the Snake River Canyon?

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (4RysI)

277 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker?


Now I'm falling behind. Someone's probably got there.

Civil War General Hooker had camp followers. Girls came to be known as Hookers'.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gd9RK)

278 Rush *has* to lurk here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:05 PM (ykYG2)

279 Out: Trump Impeachment vote by Thanksgiving!In: Trump Impeachment vote sometime between Turkey Day and Xmas, maybe, because it is so hard, waaaahhhh.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 08:05 PM (Pqytn)

280 French is above Jesus Christ because Christians dont follow him and his dogma.
*types*
*deletes*
woodchipper

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 08:05 PM (RUnSJ)

281 "I know I've been wildly speculating that he's a deeply closeted Friend of Dorothy, but he's probably too squeamish to actually do it. His internet history, however, might tell tales of what he thinks about..."

If it emerges the Mittster was exchanging dick pics with Cub Scouts, it is hard to imagine the humiliation and ridicule could be worse than this inanity today. Prediction: Romney only will be the first of many Trump critics to be ground into pieces before the impeachment insanity dissipates.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (iw59Q)

I'm sure Trump knows lots of things about the so-called Elite that he can use if he needs to. So far they seem to be destroying themselves without his needing to.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (FTPn0)

282 263 Wait. What happened to the last thread?
Posted by: Saucy Wonton at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)

Ace forgot to post a Viagra thread one hour before.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (Vy7tf)

283 154 If Pierre Dilecto is a play on Pare Dilecto, why isn't the sock name Perry Dilecto?
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)


Keep me out of this.

Posted by: zombie Perry Como at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

284 I understand the concerns of you and your buddies still in theater - but the issues arey far deeper and much more complex.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (60lU

I agree completely/ Thank you for your service. And please accept my apologies for my countrymen's treatment of you are your compatriots.

Rock-solid is a sock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (jYnPD)

285 Now I'm falling behind. Someone's probably got there.

Civil War General Hooker had camp followers. Girls came to be known as Hookers'.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gd9RK


Turns out that's not exactly true. They found the word in other publications prior to Gen Hooker, though agree Hooker May have made the word popular.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (a2rm/)

286 My gaydar is real bad.

Even I can tell Romney's a fag.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (EZebt)

287 Re; David French's comments - people who are unfamiliar with the Christian community in all its flavors probably don't know that the High Church protestants (High income Episcopals and Presbyterians, among others) have ALWAYS despised the Evangelicals and regarded them as ignorant, embarrassing hillbillies who should shut up and do what they're told.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (V2Yro)
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Because Evangelical churches have no hierarchies. We're allowed to think for ourselves and reason out and structure our faith. Of course, the authority is scripture, so it's not free-form.

My pastor could get up on the dias and say "Orangemanbad", and unless it came from scripture, I wouldn't have to listen to him.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)

288 Canada election already being called by some news organizations. Damn that was fast.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (FiUMj)

289 Nice MILF.

*runs*

*hides*

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (vWMNq)

290
263 Wait. What happened to the last thread?
Posted by: Saucy Wonton at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)


It was birthed, blossomed and then passed gently into that good night, like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:07 PM (6G4DD)

291 Mitt Romney has succeeded in one thing.

Ensuring I will never, ever vote for one of these RINO fucks ever again.

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2019 08:07 PM (xEbfU)

292 Thanks to the seax we have Saxon, sax, and sex. And it's a knife also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 08:07 PM (xcJZI)

293 Thats why there are 10,000 denominations, some with snakes.

Posted by: Sooey Jen Heiress at October 21, 2019 08:07 PM (Bf3hj)

294 268
David French is a fraud. A tiresome, pretensious, fraud.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (EentF)

---
Though I disagree with David French politically, I salute his honorable military service in Iraq. I also admire his Christian charity.

A lot of people don't know this because he hates to bring it up, but David and Nancy have actually adopted a little African girl into their family, which should be an example to us all. I hope he doesn't mind my pointing it out, because I know he prefers to keep quiet about it, but as a fellow decorated Army Vet, I feel compelled to point this out.

So while I think he's (mostly) wrong on Trump, I deeply respect his humility. I don't think he ever even mentions his military service, honestly. That's true decency.

He's kind of a living saint, though I also hate hate hate Never Trumpers. Because I'm like you guys. Totally.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)

295 Angle, do you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Came up with that on the fly, did you?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (1XNk

Nice line.

...

I cast my pearls before you swine.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)
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But you hit a snag.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:08 PM (DuZls)

296 Why, ace, why? Those boobs.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:08 PM (wiXsO)

297 Because Evangelical churches have no hierarchies. We're allowed to think for ourselves and reason out and structure our faith. Of course, the authority is scripture, so it's not free-form.

My pastor could get up on the dias and say "Orangemanbad", and unless it came from scripture, I wouldn't have to listen to him.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)




You would be surprised how many people do not want you thinking for yourself, even in the church.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:09 PM (HALdu)

298 286
My gaydar is real bad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho


This, of course, means that you yourself are teh ghey.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:09 PM (T6t7i)

299 Never Trumpers. Because I'm like you guys. Totally.
Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 08:08 PM (


Judges score: 7.8/10

Nice form.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:10 PM (a2rm/)

300 I cast my pearls before you swine.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)
---



as long as you are casting individual pearls and not necklaces we should be good.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:10 PM (HALdu)

301 no, 'sex' comes from Latin 'secus'. Nothing to do with the Saecsen (as the Welsh still call us).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:10 PM (ykYG2)

302
I'm sure Trump knows lots of things about the
so-called Elite that he can use if he needs to. So far they seem to be
destroying themselves without his needing to.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (FTPn0

He was the only celebrity who wasn't drinking or doing drugs.I bet he heard and saw a lot, and made notes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:10 PM (3tDBG)

303 Dang, that picture of white-haired Jamie Lee Curtis with BC glasses makes her look like Ted Danson.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:11 PM (T6t7i)

304 some people have no gaydar

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:11 PM (HALdu)

305 The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset.


Tulsi is the hot , hippy chick with roach clips in her hair that all the other girls hate and you want to nail as long as she doesn't start talking.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:11 PM (6IpEX)

306 David French is authentically David French.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 08:11 PM (Pqytn)

307 >> Dang, that picture of white-haired Jamie Lee Curtis with BC glasses makes her look like Ted Danson.


I thought that was Ted Danson!

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (4RysI)

308 I cast my pearls before you swine.

...and Sex Thread.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (6IpEX)

309 Tulsi is the hot , hippy chick with roach clips in
her hair that all the other girls hate and you want to nail as long as
she doesn't start talking.


Posted by: mikeyG


I like to listen to her talk. She has a mellifluous voice.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

310 Turns out that's not exactly true. They found the word in other publications prior to Gen Hooker, though agree Hooker May have made the word popular.


Yes, I was behind. This is interesting. Do we have cites?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (gd9RK)

311
249 Re; David French's comments - people who are unfamiliar with the Christian community in all its flavors probably don't know that the High Church protestants (High income Episcopals and Presbyterians, among others) have ALWAYS despised the Evangelicals and regarded them as ignorant, embarrassing hillbillies who should shut up and do what they're told.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (V2Yro)


I refer you to a line in the movie (and book, I'd guess) A River Runs Through It where the narrator quotes his Presbyterian minister father having referred to Methodists as "Baptists who could read".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (6G4DD)

312 Justin like floppy tits too! At 2014 Toronto Pride Parade:
https://tinyurl.com/y6e3cftm

https://tinyurl.com/y67wpsap

Both are safe for work.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (Dh1wo)

313 You would be surprised how many people do not want you thinking for yourself, even in the church.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:09 PM (HALdu)
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Agree. People want power over other people. Church or no church.

The church was an important way to structure society and so it naturally pulled the natural behavior of men into it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (DuZls)

314 Those boobies are giving me flash backs of old National Geographics.

I think those are properly called "dugs".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (jXrK7)

315
No no no.


That's not the way to grip your dick for maximum pleasure.


Here, let me show you.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

316 Tulsi is the hot , hippy chick with roach clips in
her hair that all the other girls hate and you want to nail as long as
she doesn't start talking.


Posted by: mikeyG




I thought it was understood that she has coffee cake complexion.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (HALdu)

317 >>I cast my pearls before you swine.

We are the only thing standing between you and a real job.

And winter is coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

318 Sean Spicer is on DWTS.
To Vote:

Text: 21523 SEAN. (you can vote up to 10x)

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (wiXsO)

319 I like to listen to her talk. She has a mellifluous voice.


Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

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Nuttier than a fruitcake. I mean out there.

I'm glad she's trading volleys with Hillary, but she is really loopy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (cfSRQ)

320 I like to listen to her talk. She has a mellifluous voice.


Posted by: pep

But her words scream sjw socialist wanker.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (LOq4H)

321 The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset.
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Because Hillary is hardly ever wrong.

Except where she is.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (DuZls)

322 "one who or that which hooks" in any sense, agent noun from hook (v.). Meaning "prostitute" (by 1845) often is traced to the disreputable morals of the Army of the Potomac (American Civil War) under the tenure of Gen. "Fighting Joe" Hooker (early 1863), and the word might have been popularized by this association at that time (though evidence is wanting). But it is reported to have been in use in North Carolina c. 1845 ("f he comes by way of Norfolk he will find any number of pretty Hookers in the Brick row not far from French's hotel. Take my advice and touch nothing in the shape of a prostitute when you come through Raleigh, for in honest truth the clap is there of luxuriant growth." letter quoted in Norman E. Eliason, "Tarheel Talk," 1956).


Lol. The clap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (a2rm/)

323 No no no.


That's not the way to grip your dick for maximum pleasure.


Here, let me show you.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (sy5kK)




first off you need some rubber binders

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (HALdu)

324 Justine has a minority govt. Can she get to a majority is the remaining question.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (FiUMj)

325
But her words scream sjw socialist wanker.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


You don't analyze the actual content, you just listen to the soothing voice. Especially when she's ripping Hillary a new one.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (T6t7i)

326 Every day, people are forced to choose between going to school or work, or staying home because they can't afford the menstrual products they need.

Wait, what? We're talking about a product that can be had for as little as ten cents! How do people (evidently with jobs or college tuition) afford things like rent, breakfast, bus fare, shoes, and underwear if they can't afford a tampon? This is insane, and nobody believes it except a liberal politician.

Posted by: Socratease at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (BT83d)

327 Richard Goodstein still wiping his mouth with Hillary's Depends.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (6IpEX)

328
I refer you to a line in the movie (and book, I'd guess) A River Runs Through It where the narrator quotes his Presbyterian minister father having referred to Methodists as "Baptists who could read".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (6G4DD)

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And yet look at them now.

French is a Calvinist, and he thinks he's part of the Elect. That gives him authority to tell everyone else they aren't.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)

329 >>first off you need some rubber binders



It's all about your stance.

You want a wide base and a slight bend to the knees.

Stay on the balls of your feet.
OK-
Now we're ready to talk grip.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (4RysI)

330 277 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker?
Now I'm falling behind. Someone's probably got there.
Civil War General Hooker had camp followers. Girls came to be known as Hookers'.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gd9RK)

For a good part of the war, Hooker was in command of the troops protecting Washington, DC. There were a lot of them, but they had little to do, so they were always running off into town to cavort with the locals. Story is that Hooker decided this was ridiculous, to never know where his men were, so he encouraged a large number to set up a camp near his official camp. His soldiers would run off, but at least he would always know where they were and they wouldn't be far.

These camp entrepreneurs became known as "Hooker's Girls", eventually just shortened to Hookers. (there were rumors, never proved, that he personally got a cut of their take)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (V2Yro)

331 Meggie Mac wasn't on The View today. She was in Day 4-- of grieving. Actually, I'm serious. She's keeping a daily count on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

332 So one who hooks does not refer to kareem abdul jabar?

huh

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (HALdu)

333 Not pictured was the queen of spades tattoo on rapping tarp titties.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (RUnSJ)

334 326 This is insane, and nobody believes it except a liberal politician.


They don't believe it either. It's a doctrinal purity test.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (vWMNq)

335 Except Especially when she's ripping Hillary a new one.
FIFM

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (T6t7i)

336 Justine has a minority govt. Can she get to a majority is the remaining question.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (FiUMj)



Does that mean that he's in blackface again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (GisMq)

337 Trump would have won 5 more states (NV, NM, MN, NH, ME) if McMullin and Johnson hadn't run. These fucking guys.

Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (Pzzpr)

338 Cons did a lot better than in 2015, but so did the Greens and Socialists. So net/net Libs aren't really losing that much support seat wise. There's a lot of anti-Liberal voting but its too spread out to matter.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (FiUMj)

339 It's all about your stance.

You want a wide base and a slight bend to the knees.

Stay on the balls of your feet.
OK-
Now we're ready to talk grip.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (4RysI)




now when it is blue and numb let me know

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (HALdu)

340 They don't believe it either. It's a doctrinal purity test.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (vWMNq)
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A shibboleth?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)

341 Does that mean that he's in blackface again?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (GisMq)

___

Does Canada provide free tampons?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (FiUMj)

342 Meggie Mac wasn't on The View today. She was in Day 4-- of grieving. Actually, I'm serious. She's keeping a daily count on Twitter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
***************
Grieving for what?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (wiXsO)

343 Barry gave Justine the Mafia kiss of death.

Please let it be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

344 I refer you to a line in the movie (and book, I'd guess) A River Runs Through It where the narrator quotes his Presbyterian minister father having referred to Methodists as "Baptists who could read".

Read from Baptist commentator John Gill and report back.

I love his style of writing, a single sentence might have a dozen semi-colons in it.

Its like reading John Owen, once the topic is covered, there is nothing left to say.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (lD3vL)

345 No taxation without menstruation.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (xEbfU)

346 >>A shibboleth?


Top Shelf.


Next to the MacGuffin.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (4RysI)

347 It's all about your stance.

You want a wide base and a slight bend to the knees.

Stay on the balls of your feet.
OK-
Now we're ready to talk grip.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (4RysI)
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*nods head*

Posted by: Larry Craig at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (DuZls)

348 You don't analyze the actual content, you just listen to the soothing voice.

And when you reach that moment with Tulsi when you are ready to 'cast your pearls' you scream " VOTE DONALD J TRUMP GOD-EMPEROR FOR LIFE".

And hang on tight.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (6IpEX)

349 This post is an effective substitute for Syrup of Ipecac

Posted by: Regular joe at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (6/uwW)

350 If you are ever in Boston, you will find a nice big equestrian statue of Gen'l Joe Hooker standing in front of the Massachusetts State House.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (V2Yro)

351


There's a National Period Day. What's next National Exclamation Point Day or National Question Mark Day?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (GisMq)

352 Grieving for what?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (wiXsO)
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Elijah Cummings?

Posted by: Larry Craig at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (DuZls)

353 So any hope America's Hat could steer the ship away from the rocks has been lost.

You get what you vote for.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (a2rm/)

354 Tucker is hauling Graham over the boards for inaction on the coup. Good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (js3u9)

355
310 Turns out that's not exactly true. They found the word in other publications prior to Gen Hooker, though agree Hooker May have made the word popular.

Yes, I was behind. This is interesting. Do we have cites?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (gd9RK)


I was with my scout troop at Antietam battlefield and, speaking in reference to General Joe Hooker, I said that his camp followers were referred to as "hookers" and thus the origin of that term. I received blank looks regarding the term "camp followers", so I rattled off a string of euphemisms -- "ladies of easy virtue, trollops, doxies", and so forth -- and eventually "hoors". At last the lights went on as I cried out in anguish, "Don't they teach you anything in school anymore?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (6G4DD)

356 Except Especially when she's ripping Hillary a new one.
FIFM


Posted by: pep

OK, so she has fleeting moments of honesty.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (LOq4H)

357 *nods head*

Posted by: Larry Craig

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Well played.

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (DQebX)

358 Hi CNN, Dave here. If a man in a MAGA hat choked an Ilhan Omar supporterer I think maybe, just maybe, you might cover it.





The left is really begging for a civil war

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (GisMq)

359 >>There's a National Period Day.


Yesterday, then, must have been National Eat and Entire Family Sized Bag of Cheetos Day.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (4RysI)

360 Grieving for what?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (wiXsO)

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Big fire down at the Hostess plant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (js3u9)

361 Does Canada provide free tampons?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (FiUMj)

==================
In Canada, everybody gets free tampons!

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (Pqytn)

362 318 Sean Spicer is on DWTS.
To Vote:

Text: 21523 SEAN. (you can vote up to 10x)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (wiXsO)


the Right tries to game the DWTS vote.

the Left tries to game the US elections, with Motor Voter, day of election registration, no voter ID, and vote harvesting.


just an observation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK)

363 French is a Calvinist, and he thinks he's part of the Elect. That gives him authority to tell everyone else they aren't.

So he says. A Calvinist fully understands Grace, it is foundational. Calvinism is otherwise known as "The Doctrines of Grace".

French has no Grace and wouldn't ever recognize it, probably even despises it.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (lD3vL)

364 Gaaahhhh - didn't see the 7:36 'Rock-Solid' lost. Totally suckered by the sock.

(Would that be 'sockered'?)

bleeccchhhh

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (60lU8)

365 3
Stomp is just an old English word for....

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (9GFP4)

========

Trump!

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (WqPYg)

366
350 If you are ever in Boston, you will find a nice big equestrian statue of Gen'l Joe Hooker standing in front of the Massachusetts State House.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (V2Yro)


Please tell me that nearby is a statue to someone else who went by the name of Blow.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (6G4DD)

367 honestly, I do not want Sean Spicer dancing anywhere regardless of his party affiliation. I think it is better for everyone if he just sits down.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (HALdu)

368 Free tampons for transgendered women!

Posted by: Julian Castro at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (xEbfU)

369 There's a National Period Day. What's next National Exclamation Point Day or National Question Mark Day?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

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We wanted to put a National Apostrophe Day on the calendar... but no one knew where it should go.


Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (DQebX)

370
Out: Trump Impeachment vote by Thanksgiving!In: Trump Impeachment vote
sometime between Turkey Day and Xmas, maybe, because it is so hard,
waaaahhhh.


Happy Holidays, all you Deplorables.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (HaL55)

371 "French is both an idiot and deliberately naive. If Trump gets removed then Pence will be neutered by the GOP establishment. Trump-loyalists would be kicked out and replaced by Deep-state bureaucrats and GOPe lackeys. If Pence tried to fight back they'd impeach him as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (SgjGX)"

That's exactly what that grifter wants. The TruCon pundits make conservative-sounding noises when the Dems are in control, but they secretly (well, not-so-secretly now) prefer a complete lack of conservative policies. It's for the same reason that roadwork and similar public necessities in Metro DC are rarely ever properly fixed: when a problem is actually fixed, it means the "fixer" is then out of a job. They can't very well sell books complaining about the lack of conservative policies when those policies they claim to have wanted are actually being implemented.

Posted by: Saber Alter at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (D9E0b)

372 50 If you are ever in Boston, you will find a nice big equestrian statue of Gen'l Joe Hooker standing in front of the Massachusetts State House.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (V2Yro)

Please tell me that nearby is a statue to someone else who went by the name of Blow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

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We didn't have enough money for the Hooker AND the Blow.

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 08:24 PM (DQebX)

373 "362 318 Sean Spicer is on DWTS.
To Vote:

Text: 21523 SEAN. (you can vote up to 10x)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (wiXsO)


the Right tries to game the DWTS vote.

the Left tries to game the US elections, with Motor Voter, day of election registration, no voter ID, and vote harvesting.


just an observation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK) "




And people still wonder why we've lost every battle in the last effing half century.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:24 PM (bwo3w)

374 MAybe Speaker Dearest is going to do her "You have to voter for the impeachment before you can read the impeachment" moves.

And no wire coat hangers.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:24 PM (HALdu)

375 They can't very well sell books complaining about the lack of conservative policies when those policies they claim to have wanted are actually being implemented.
Posted by: Saber Alter at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (D9E0b)


Yup. Or, as I like to say, "They're rather sell books on how to bring about a conservative resurgence rather than actually be part of a conservative resurgence."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (SgjGX)

376
363 French is a Calvinist, and he thinks he's part of the Elect.


Funny how that likely may work out. Those who proclaim their chosen stature often are not. Like the frequent yammering of "strong wymyns".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (6G4DD)

377 That's exactly what that grifter wants. The TruCon pundits make conservative-sounding noises when the Dems are in control, but they secretly (well, not-so-secretly now) prefer a complete lack of conservative policies. It's for the same reason that roadwork and similar public necessities in Metro DC are rarely ever properly fixed: when a problem is actually fixed, it means the "fixer" is then out of a job. They can't very well sell books complaining about the lack of conservative policies when those policies they claim to have wanted are actually being implemented.
Posted by: Saber Alter at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (D9E0b)


Which explains exactly why I despise Conservative Talk Radio. They never offer up suggestions to fix anything. Just repeat themselves for years about how bad it is under Obama.

I think Sean Hannity repeats the same thing every day. The same damn diatribe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (a2rm/)

378 354
Tucker is hauling Graham over the boards for inaction on the coup. Good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (js3u9)

==========


Yeah, heard that worthless House Minority Speaker Kevin McCarthy on Hannity's radio show today -- jeebus, are there no real men in the Republican Party outside Donald Trump? *spit*

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (WqPYg)

379 "
371 "French is both an idiot and deliberately naive. If Trump gets removed then Pence will be neutered by the GOP establishment. Trump-loyalists would be kicked out and replaced by Deep-state bureaucrats and GOPe lackeys. If Pence tried to fight back they'd impeach him as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (SgjGX)"

That's exactly what that grifter wants. The TruCon pundits make conservative-sounding noises when the Dems are in control, but they secretly (well, not-so-secretly now) prefer a complete lack of conservative policies. It's for the same reason that roadwork and similar public necessities in Metro DC are rarely ever properly fixed: when a problem is actually fixed, it means the "fixer" is then out of a job. They can't very well sell books complaining about the lack of conservative policies when those policies they claim to have wanted are actually being implemented.

Posted by: Saber Alter at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (D9E0b) "



See also "Police wiping out crime and criminals".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (bwo3w)

380 Cons did a lot better than in 2015, but so did the Greens and Socialists. So net/net Libs aren't really losing that much support seat wise. There's a lot of anti-Liberal voting but its too spread out to matter.

Seems about right. Scheer offered some excellent reasons not to vote for the Grits but I didn't hear from him reasons to vote for the Tories.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:26 PM (ykYG2)

381 the Right tries to game the DWTS vote.

the Left tries to game the US elections, with Motor Voter, day of election registration, no voter ID, and vote harvesting.


just an observation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK) "




And people still wonder why we've lost every battle in the last effing half century.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:24 PM (bwo3w)

___

Left plays to win
Right plays to lose with dignity

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:26 PM (FiUMj)

382 the Right tries to game the DWTS vote.

the Left tries to game the US elections, with Motor Voter, day of election registration, no voter ID, and vote harvesting.


just an observation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg a
**************
To be fair everybody votes for their favorite contestant... even if they're not the best dancer.
It's a dance contest, but also a popularity contest.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:26 PM (wiXsO)

383 Let's just call them 'man-hole covers' and be done with it.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (Vy7tf)

384 David French, like most of the cuck right, believes in nothing. Not G-d, not country, not principles. Nothing. He lives fothe grift, and a facade of godliness was useful in rooking his marks: us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (js3u9)

385 So I see Saunders said if elected, occasional cortex will be in his administration. Lol

Oh yeah that is a winner. Lmao

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (85Gof)

386 Everyone eventually gets Trumped. It's Mitt's turn.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 21, 2019 08:28 PM (KSBDE)

387 "384 David French, like most of the cuck right, believes in nothing. Not G-d, not country, not principles. Nothing. He lives fothe grift, and a facade of godliness was useful in rooking his marks: us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (js3u9) "



This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:28 PM (bwo3w)

388 385 So I see Saunders said if elected, occasional cortex will be in his administration. Lol

Oh yeah that is a winner. Lmao
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (85Gof

I thought it a tactical error to tie his boat to her anchor, but maybe he thinks she's more popular than she is.

Plenty of New Yorkers despise her since the Amazon kerfuffle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:28 PM (a2rm/)

389 Justin Trudeau. Crazy ideas. Likes to dress up. Highly overrated. The Canucks might as well elect Johnny Depp.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (C1Lsn)

390 As an 'ette, I just want to be fair.

We should have a National Fapping Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

391 Oh yeah that is a winner. Lmao

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Heh, if she works under him, THAT might be a heart attack which gets covered.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (LOq4H)

392 378 354
Tucker is hauling Graham over the boards for inaction on the coup. Good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

==========

Yeah, heard that worthless House Minority Speaker Kevin McCarthy on Hannity's radio show today -- jeebus, are there no real men in the Republican Party outside Donald Trump? *spit*
Posted by: ShainS
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Short answer - no. Magic 8-ball says "duh"

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (+ldAm)

393
Until National Oxford Comma Day finds its way onto our calendar, I shall be dissatisfied, and released from all strictures to be polite, goodly, and virtuous.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (6G4DD)

394 Does Canada provide free tampons?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (FiUMj)

==================
In Canada, everybody gets free tampons!


Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM

Poontine

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (0W3mK)

395 Cheese eating surrender monkey.

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (xEbfU)

396 So how's Trump's approval on Rasmussen?

Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (iiu+q)

397 At last the lights went on as I cried out in anguish, "Don't they teach you anything in school anymore?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (6G4DD)

Sad that today's youth cannot learn these things on the street as God intended.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (3tDBG)

398 364
Gaaahhhh - didn't see the 7:36 'Rock-Solid' lost. Totally suckered by the sock.



(Would that be 'sockered'?)



bleeccchhhh

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (60lU

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To be fair, it was a brilliantly-conceived and flawlessly-executed sock.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

399 347 It's all about your stance.

You want a wide base and a slight bend to the knees.

Stay on the balls of your feet.
OK-
Now we're ready to talk grip.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (4RysI)
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*nods head*
Posted by: Larry Craig at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (DuZls)


In the Ivy League, we learn the grip first. Because sometimes you have to me mobile and flexible. The stance is a close second step, though.

But the thrust. Yeah, the thrust. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about it.

Here, let me show you.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (sy5kK)

400
Who felt compelled to put Naked Man on an Ottoman's doxy in this thread? Who? Out with it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (6G4DD)

401 390 As an 'ette, I just want to be fair.

We should have a National Fapping Day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC


Lol. That seems...unnecessary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (a2rm/)

402 No results found for "iiu+q" site:minx.cc.

yay. the poll troll is here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (ykYG2)

403 Yeah, heard that worthless House Minority Speaker
Kevin McCarthy on Hannity's radio show today -- jeebus, are there no
real men in the Republican Party outside Donald Trump? *spit*


Posted by: ShainS


He's a real powerhouse, isn't he?

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (T6t7i)

404 385
So I see Saunders said if elected, occasional cortex will be in his administration. Lol



Oh yeah that is a winner. Lmao

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (85Gof)

==========


Could she serve as both Chief Economic Advisor and Ambassador to Venezuela at the same time?

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (WqPYg)

405 371, French or Goldberg are not policy guys--that would be someone like Adler at NR. They are simply kept shills for the Goolags/CoC globalist folks that put out fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD) for those on the right. Essentially they are high toned trolls that serve to put a conservative spin on whatever non-sense the left has cooked up. Ace has their number.

Back in the day when the CPU wars went hot, you would quickly find out who was on whose payroll to do that sort of thing at the tech blogs and tech mags.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (MItID)

406 This.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:28 PM (bwo3w)

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Bernie Madoff pretended to be a devout Jew because he realized he could collect LOTS of fleece in synagogues, where otherwise savvy, wealthy Jews would let their guard down for a man in a tallit.

French is no different.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (js3u9)

407 Ontario and Quebec polls don't close until 9:30 EST. Still an outside chance Justine wins a majority. Should know in about an hour or so.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:32 PM (FiUMj)

408 It also doesn't help that French looks like a total perv and his constant refrain of bringing up his African adopted daughter makes me think the poor kid is going to have a complex.

Its odd that I personally know far more many white Africans than black.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 08:32 PM (lD3vL)

409 Hi guys. I suppose we can all agree now that Mitt is a cunt.

Posted by: freaked at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (Tnijr)

410 We should have a National Fapping Day.

Like National Breathing Day.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (6IpEX)

411 396 So how's Trump's approval on Rasmussen?
Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (iiu+q)

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45, down from 50 last week and 53 a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (FiUMj)

412 I flounce Antifa!

Posted by: Pierre Delicto, Olympic Flouncer at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (Ndje9)

413 Hi guys. I suppose we can all agree now that Mitt is a cunt.
Posted by: freaked at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (Tnijr)

I do not think you will get much of an argument on that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (85Gof)

414 He's a real powerhouse, isn't he?


Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (T6t7i)

___________


As Ace says, the shame -- of continuously getting rolled by the Commies on the other side of the isle -- is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (WqPYg)

415 Every day is National Fapping Day. It's not something you can put off for a year.

Posted by: freaked at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (Tnijr)

416 To be fair, it was a brilliantly-conceived and flawlessly-executed sock.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ

One tiny flaw, I believe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (3tDBG)

417 407
Ontario and Quebec polls don't close until 9:30 EST. Still an outside
chance Justine wins a majority. Should know in about an hour or so.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:32 PM (FiUMj)

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It's amusing how the left utterly lies about what it will do, what it believes to get into power and then acts as if the far fringe of their party has been given full approval by the voters.

No wait, I used the wrong word. I didn't mean "amusing" I meant "outrageous."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (cfSRQ)

418 Bernie with Occasionally Cortex running the country the gulags will be open within 1 month.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ZCEU2)

419 390
As an 'ette, I just want to be fair.



We should have a National Fapping Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

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As I suggested this morning, a National Colon Day for the guys -- pushed for by Shep!

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (WqPYg)

420 that I personally know far more many white Africans than black

Bon soir, habibi.

Posted by: boulder l'piednoir at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ykYG2)

421 Tom Servo @ 350- And next time you are in DC look for the statue of General Albert Pike.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:36 PM (UUkQp)

422 One tiny flaw, I believe.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (3tDBG)
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I always leave some breadcrumbs for my true fans. I like to see who is paying attention.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:36 PM (cfSRQ)

423 I personally know far more many white Africans than black


HAH YODEL ODEL AHH, YODEL ODEL AHHhhhh

Posted by: Tarzan, Lord of the Apes at October 21, 2019 08:37 PM (6IpEX)

424 I noted earlier in the day that it is embarrassing that David French identifies himself as a Christian before scolding everyone who does not agree with him. I am beginning to realize that it is in reality no more embarrassing than when [the Reverends] Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did precisely the same thing.

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO8)

425
For all the Kevin McCarthy hate, remember who he replaced.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

426 On the bright side, the Canadian elections matter about as much as the city council elections in Pismo Beach.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (V2Yro)

427
Right plays to lose with dignity
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview


They're the Washington Generals. They play just enough to lose with minimal humiliation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (aKsyK)

428 It's amusing how the left

No wait, I used the wrong word. I didn't mean "amusing" I meant "outrageous."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (cfSRQ)

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You know what else is outrageous?

How the right utterly lies about what it will do, what it believes to get into power and then acts as if the far fringe of the Democrat party has been given full approval by the voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (js3u9)

429 AOC would probably be given some new department, like Secretary of Social Justice or some shi

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (FiUMj)

430 426
On the bright side, the Canadian elections matter about as much as the city council elections in Pismo Beach.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (V2Yro)

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If Justin gets to keep his office, he'll also have to sign the USMCA treaty.

Otherwise Trump will crush his economy into powder.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (cfSRQ)

431 424 I noted earlier in the day that it is embarrassing that David French identifies himself as a Christian before scolding everyone who does not agree with him. I am beginning to realize that it is in reality no more embarrassing than when [the Reverends] Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did precisely the same thing.
Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO

I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

432 I noted earlier in the day that it is embarrassing that David French identifies himself as a Christian before scolding everyone who does not agree with him. I am beginning to realize that it is in reality no more embarrassing than when [the Reverends] Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did precisely the same thing.
Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO


It's a very lucrative line of work.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (aS1PU)

433 A man hanged himself after suffering months of an agonizing toothache, his mother said in court.

Anthony Hoskins, 38, was found dead in his Southampton, England, flat on April 3.

He was on the waiting list to have his wisdom teeth removed

A big shout out to socialized medicne

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (85Gof)

434 the Canadian elections matter about as much as the city council elections in Pismo Beach

or the American Presidential election of 2012

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (ykYG2)

435 427
Right plays to lose with dignity
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview

They're the Washington Generals. They play just enough to lose with minimal humiliation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (aKsyK)


The Generals get a paycheck and travel expenses paid.
All a Beta Republican could hope for!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:40 PM (sy5kK)

436 A man hanged himself after suffering months of an agonizing toothache, his mother said in court.

Anthony Hoskins, 38, was found dead in his Southampton, England, flat on April 3.

He was on the waiting list to have his wisdom teeth removed

A big shout out to socialized medicne

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:39 P


If he would have just hung in there it would have been free!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (0W3mK)

437 How the right utterly lies about what it will do,
what it believes to get into power and then acts as if the far fringe of
the Democrat party has been given full approval by the voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (js3u9)

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You mean like Lindsay Graham acting like he's not a committee chair and saying "someone oughta investigate this stuff" every day on Fox but not actually using his committee to investigate it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)

438 Re French's religious leanings:

He once wrote that he was reared in the Church of Christ and was a member until he converted to Presbyterianism as an adult. The Church of Christ is a small fundamentalist church, somewhat Millenarian and cultish in that it believes only its adherents will not descend into Hell. It's viewed by High Protestants as weird and even more lowbrow than Evangelical congregations. All well and good, but from what French wrote, my guess is he changed sects as a form of virtue signaling so he wouldn't be viewed as "one of them."

That's pretty well the story of how he deals with everything.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (iw59Q)

439 I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

I think Pence is genuine. Paul too. But that's extremely rare in DC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (js3u9)

440
I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.
Posted by: Don Quixote at

This. It gets so tiresome.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (m+0jM)

441 So, how was that saggy titty bitch oppressed and what's changed? Why fuck Trump?

The left makes no sense.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

442
Je m'appelle Lucky Pierre.

Posted by: Snit Romney at October 21, 2019 08:43 PM (NMAzL)

443 423 I personally know far more many white Africans than black


Charlize Theron.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 08:43 PM (Vy7tf)

444 " A man hanged himself after suffering months of an agonizing toothache, his mother said in court. "

Couldn't he just take a pill?

Posted by: A dog eating son of a commie bitch at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (Tnijr)

445 Has mitt said anything about being busted?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (PUmDY)

446 425


For all the Kevin McCarthy hate, remember who he replaced.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

=========


These guys are all cookie-cutter, easily exchangeable with one another, like NPCs: McConnell, Boehner,Ryan, McCarthy. Hell, even after almost being assassinated, Scalise has no fight in him.
It's literally unbelievable. If a near-death assassination attempt doesn't really get you woke, what the hell does it take?

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (WqPYg)

447 439 I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

Eh, it depends, but I am wary of people who make an ostentatious display of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

448 " A man hanged himself after suffering months of an agonizing toothache, his mother said in court. "

Couldn't he just take a pill?
Posted by: A dog eating son of a commie bitch at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (Tnijr)


No can do, amigo. Opiates Bad.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 08:45 PM (aS1PU)

449
I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.


I'm fairly sure JC had something to say about those people. And it wasn't very good. For them. Of course he spoke Truth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 08:45 PM (HaL55)

450 I would have the expected the hoor post to get about 1000. It's like I do not know you guys anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2019 08:46 PM (2B9A/)

451 It's literally unbelievable. If a near-death assassination attempt doesn't really get you woke, what the hell does it take?
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (WqPYg)

Nothing bothers a Republican, aside from losing position and prestige, the pursuit of which is their sole raison d'etre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:46 PM (js3u9)

452 Heh, over at Zippers place, only one person showed up for Mark Sanford's presidential kickoff. It was a democrat.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (m+0jM)

453
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (1oyGz)

454 Has mitt said anything about being busted?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (PUmDY)


It'll be "satire" and "a joke," then a right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (Zz0t1)

455 Who the fuck are all these patriot receivers lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (85Gof)

456 GOPe wants just enough power to get what it wants, but not enough power to get what rank and file Republicans want.

Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (gaHzY)

457 Its odd that I personally know far more many white Africans than black.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 08:32 PM (lD3vL)

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One of my favorite anecdotes is that some American kid born in Africa applied to some Ivy League Law School, and they were shocked that -- after accepting him as part of the quota system -- he was a White African, not Black.
I can't remember what happened, but I think they tried to rescind his acceptance claiming he misled them by checking the African-American -- seeing as it was understood that that meant black only.

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (WqPYg)

458 233 For afficionados of rare events, total eclipses, etc., Trump will be on Hannity's show tonight [rare chance to see a guest be able to speak].


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

You really don't know me, do you?

Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK)

459 I saw Limp Titty open for Enlarged Testicle in '97

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (xEbfU)

460 17-0. Good bye spread

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (85Gof)

461 These people would be very easily conquered.
So damn many of them, but, it could be done.

Posted by: atilla the Hun at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (w7KSn)

462 452
Heh, over at Zippers place, only one person showed up for Mark Sanford's presidential kickoff. It was a democrat.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (m+0jM)

========

Sanford and Son?

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (WqPYg)

463 Major General "Fighting Joe" Hooker may not be the source of a term for a prostitute, but he is the owner of perhaps the worst prediction/boast in military history. Sometime before Hooker's Army of the Potomac moved out to begin what became the Chancellorsville Campaign, Hooker told reporters, "I have the finest army on the planet. I have the finest army the sun ever shone on. If the enemy does not run, God help them. May God have mercy on General Lee, for I will have none."

Ouch.

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (AMIL/)

464 OK, /puts on his tinfoil hat.

Tulsi Gabbard was just training with a Chinese Martial Artist.

Vlad Putin is a Judoka.

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly a Russian Asset!

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:49 PM (NgKpN)

465 @446:

It seems they have all decided the Left has won so anything other than kabuki is ridiculous. The 50 years out of power until 1994 zapped all their self-esteem and confidence.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:49 PM (iw59Q)

466 ]i]Major General "Fighting Joe" Hooker may not be the source of a term for a prostitute, but he is the owner of perhaps the worst prediction/boast in military history. Sometime before Hooker's Army of the Potomac moved out to begin what became the Chancellorsville Campaign, Hooker told reporters, "I have the finest army on the planet. I have the finest army the sun ever shone on. If the enemy does not run, God help them. May God have mercy on General Lee, for I will have none."

Ouch.
Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (AMIL/)

Boom, boom, boom.

Posted by: John Lee Hooker at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (aS1PU)

467 446, FISA abuse, just saying.

We know that massive queries of communication databases via NSA intercepts occurred by contractors and apparently the abuse is still going on. Then you have the Five Eyes stuff where each country was apparently doing Hitchcock's criss-cross and spying on politicians on behalf of their allies which was reciprocated.

I suspect that most Republicans in office in DC are effectively blackmailed on their peccadilloes or bought.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (MItID)

468 so Tulsi condemned Pantifa???? why did she take a pic with some of them ???

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (BqBId)

469 We should invade Mongolia. It's a small country.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (js3u9)

470 464 OK, /puts on his tinfoil hat.

Tulsi Gabbard was just training with a Chinese Martial Artist.

Vlad Putin is a Judoka.

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly a Russian Asset!
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:49 PM (NgKpN)

Judo is a Japanese martial art.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

471 456 GOPe wants just enough power to get what it wants, but not enough power to get what rank and file Republicans want.
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (gaHzY)

the REAL reason they hate Trump?

He is sucking up all the campaign contributions because people on the Right see him as someone who can actually accomplish something.

Instead of the same campaign after campaign promises, that they somehow just can't seem to accomplish (Obamacare?).

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (NgKpN)

472 so Tulsi condemned Pantifa???? why did she take a pic with some of them ???
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (BqBId)


She's a democrat so lies flow like water?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)

473 Major General "Fighting Joe" Hooker may not be the source of a term for a prostitute, but he is the owner of perhaps the worst prediction/boast in military history. Sometime before Hooker's Army of the Potomac moved out to begin what became the Chancellorsville Campaign, Hooker told reporters, "I have the finest army on the planet. I have the finest army the sun ever shone on. If the enemy does not run, God help them. May God have mercy on General Lee, for I will have none."

Ouch.
Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (AMIL/)


How was he wrong? If anything Chancellorsville and Fredericksburg demonstrate how true it was, in that in spite of extraordinarily terrible leadership, the Army of the Potomac was not destroyed, and never could be, no matter how much smarter Lee was than its leaders.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (hku12)

474 Inch High Private Eye Baier on TuCa hawking his book. MUTE

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (BqBId)

475 One of my favorite anecdotes is that some American kid born in Africa applied to some Ivy League Law School, and they were shocked that -- after accepting him as part of the quota system -- he was a White African, not Black.

Or like my mum aged 17, str8 outta Bridgetown, Barbados. Accepted into Oxford.

Oops.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (ykYG2)

476 What does he mean by "neither party's fault?" Is he talking about PDJT's election, right?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (PUmDY)

477 That fat naked woman probably doesn't even have kids to explain the saggy boobs and hanging belly...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (UUBmN)

478 470 464 OK, /puts on his tinfoil hat.

Tulsi Gabbard was just training with a Chinese Martial Artist.

Vlad Putin is a Judoka.

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly a Russian Asset!
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:49 PM (NgKpN)

Judo is a Japanese martial art.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

So, Vlad Putin is secretly a KamiKaze?

/mind blown!

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (NgKpN)

479 Inch High Private Eye Baier on TuCa hawking his book. MUTE
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (BqBId)


He hawked it on Rush today as well.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

480 And while we're at it: please name anyone who has ridden out a
catastrophe with a cache of weapons, food, barter items and escaped with
their life?



Its the internet and there must be a case.


The roof top Koreans during the LA Riots spring to mind. Any number of people who have survived major Hurricanes and Blizzards. All of our ancestors who survived the Younger-Dryas impact event in Greenland 12,000 years ago...

Posted by: An Observation at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (GNoIH)

481
These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (7rVsF)

482 That fat naked woman probably doesn't even have kids to explain the saggy boobs and hanging belly...
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (UUBmN)


4 abortions.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (Zz0t1)

483 I suspect that most Republicans in office in DC are effectively blackmailed on their peccadilloes or bought.
Posted by: whig at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (MItID

That's predicated on them having had principles at some time. Assumes facts not in evidence. Damn near every single one for thirty years has danced like a monkey on a leash for the Dems within ten seconds of getting to DC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (js3u9)

484 He is transposed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

485
Inch High Private Eye Baier on TuCa hawking his book. MUTE
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit


He was on Rush's show today doing the same. I assume he will do likewise with Hannity and Levin. Maybe Laura too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

486 Gref @ 403- Well General Lee and General Jackson had some say so at Chancellorsville. Sadly we lost possibly the best Confederate General after that battle was won. If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)

487 the REAL reason they hate Trump?



He is sucking up all the campaign contributions because people on
the Right see him as someone who can actually accomplish something.



Instead of the same campaign after campaign promises, that they somehow just can't seem to accomplish (Obamacare?).


Yep. After a few decades and breaking hundreds of campaign promises, we just might get fed up with the GOPe's constant lying to us and back someone who's actually responsive to the will of the people and does what he says he'll do.

Funny how that works. Eventually.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (HaL55)

488 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (7rVsF)


Haven't watched NFL in 3 years. Don't miss it.

Cancelled cable last week. Now just Digital Antenna and internet. Wife has Amazon and Netflix. I'm lovin my GRIT TV.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

489 I have contemplated writing David French a note, which I figured was only fair given how many times he has written me and folks like me his notes. I had no intention of being rude or anything; just wanted to ask a few questions and draw his attention to a few items.

I concluded it would be a waste of time. Individuals who are entrenched in their own sense of superiority in comparison with others are typically receptive to no one and usually incapable of self-reflection.

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 08:57 PM (/TvO8)

490 Re French's religious leanings:

He once wrote that he was reared in the Church of Christ and was a member until he converted to Presbyterianism as an adult. The Church of Christ is a small fundamentalist church, somewhat Millenarian and cultish in that it believes only its adherents will not descend into Hell. It's viewed by High Protestants as weird and even more lowbrow than Evangelical congregations. All well and good, but from what French wrote, my guess is he changed sects as a form of virtue signaling so he wouldn't be viewed as "one of them."

That's pretty well the story of how he deals with everything.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (iw59Q)

My mom is Church if Christ so a few years ago I experimented with church and went for a couple of years and my little church was pretty much nothing like you described. That said, I do know the Churches of Christ are very, very loosely affiliated. Mine, the pastor was a Jesus is lovey dovey guy about my age with a bajillion kids. Also, he is a giant nerd. The regular pastor before him was kinda liberal but also a Jesus is lovey dovey type. But there are hellfire and brimstone types, too.

My mom describes the Church Of Christ as Baptists who think playing instruments in church is a sin.

Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019 08:58 PM (4voYv)

491 Hello Hordelings, I see wer've been keeping up with the news.

Romney is still a loser. I want my vote back!

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 08:58 PM (f7Tfe)

492 That fat naked woman probably doesn't even have kids to explain the saggy boobs and hanging belly...
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (UUBmN)

4 abortions.
Posted by: Sponge

Gah. I did here on the radio today, on lunch hour, abortions are down 10% in Colorado. they said because of birth control.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (m+0jM)

493 Individuals who are entrenched in their own sense of superiority in comparison with others are typically receptive to no one and usually incapable of self-reflection.

Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?

Posted by: david french at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (ykYG2)

494 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.


I'm watching with the sound off and the Pats are still kicking the tar out of the Jits.

What's it matter what they say?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (gd9RK)

495 oh man!...just saw the longest red fox ever, but the stupid neighbors dog scared him away. next time!

Posted by: trapper's girl at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (nC4FN)

496 Individuals who are entrenched in their own sense of superiority in comparison with others

------

Well that describes all of NT, but none moreso than Cuck Pontiff David French.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (js3u9)

497 The Emperor of Rome, yeah, I was boinking his daughter.
You guys are pikers.

Posted by: atilla the Hun at October 21, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

498 486 Gref @ 403- Well General Lee and General Jackson had some say so at Chancellorsville. Sadly we lost possibly the best Confederate General after that battle was won. If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)

direst ancestor in First Virginia Cav.

6 of his Kin were in Mosby's Raiders.

And for the record, the family had already freed the slaves it had owned.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 09:00 PM (NgKpN)

499 If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)


If by "won" you mean survived longer, to sue for better terms, then yeah, maybe. Probably not though, without the North electing a Democrat in '64.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2019 09:01 PM (hku12)

500 Trump is on Hannity.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 09:01 PM (wiXsO)

501 Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?
Posted by: david french at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (ykYG2)

Funny how when I say 'heel bitch'

You do.

Posted by: Obama at October 21, 2019 09:01 PM (NgKpN)

502 My mom describes the Church Of Christ as Baptists who think playing instruments in church is a sin.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019 08:58 PM (4voYv)


My wife was raised CoC. She got married in a Baptist church because CoC wouldn't let her have music. Also, her mother was a Catholic, passed away when my wife was young. She's never accepted their belief that her mom was burning in Hell.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)

503 Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?
Posted by: david french at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (ykYG2)

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The only thing my dog would say to me is "why did you feed me David French? Disgusting. All flab. Sad!

Now bring me some beef. Grass fed, please. No soy. Blech."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 09:02 PM (js3u9)

504 So French grew up C of C. Now I understand him.

He's just an upscale Kevin D. Williamson. With all the same pathologies, but he's more expensively dressed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (V2Yro)

505
oh man!...just saw the longest red fox ever, but the stupid neighbors dog scared him away. next time!
Posted by: trapper's girl


I'm comin' to join you, honey!

Posted by: Red fox at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (aKsyK)

506 My mom describes the Church Of Christ as Baptists who think playing instruments in church is a sin.

The hardcore trad Catholics over at OnePeterFive agree.

I proposed in the comments that the Church keep the instrumentation except during the Eucharist itself. NO COMPROMISE!, is what I got back.

Oddly, most of the writers on 1p5 are converts (not to say conversos) like me. Surreal to enter into a debate on Catholic practice where my interlocutors aren't cradle Catholic, either.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

507 Baptists don't copulate standing up.
Might lead to dancing...

Posted by: Atilla the Hun at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (w7KSn)

508 Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?

Why yes. Yes I would listen to my dog if he told me something.

I'd also be able to buy and sell cucks like you, Mr. French, because I'd be rich because I had a dog who could talk. And he'd definitely make more sense. And be faithful and obedient.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:05 PM (HaL55)

509 I saw The Unknown Comic open for Red Foxx at The Laugh Factory in '78.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

510 French grew up C of C. ... He's just an upscale Kevin D. Williamson

I think you pegged him.

Well, not like that. Not like how he'd like it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:05 PM (ykYG2)

511 Rock solid troll.

Posted by: Kazi at October 21, 2019 09:06 PM (0x00j)

512 /blues man

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 09:06 PM (aS1PU)

513 481
These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (7rVsF)


Sports and political writers and TV talking heads are all brainless frontrunners, except when there's a lovable underdog story. That's why the Astros will get no respect in this postseason.

The Yankees are always the unstoppable powerhouse favorite of every "national" sports writer and broadcaster in every postseason series they play.

The Nationals are going to be the lovable, scrappy underdogs, trying to win that franchise's first World Series, and DC's first World Series in almost a century, playing against the stats-driven, machine-like team from someplace in God-awful Texas called Houston.

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

514 Crowdstrike is the DNC's Infosec Division.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:06 PM (6IpEX)

515 Baptists don't copulate standing up.
Might lead to dancing...
Posted by: Atilla the Hun at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (w7KSn)


Nad I gadda cut loose. Footloose.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)

516 Which is more sad: Mitt Romney has an anonymous Twitter account "Pierre Delecto" or that Mitt Romney still thinks he is going to be President? #PierreDelecto2024

When will Pierre Delecto declare his bid for the Republican nomination: Wednesday, November 4, 2020 12:01 am or Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at at 6:00:00 am?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 21, 2019 09:07 PM (9BmSv)

517 509, was that the not funny guy with the paper bag on his head? What show was he a regular on?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (PUmDY)

518 Sponge: that's the worst part of being a convert, the worry about what happened to the earlier family members who didn't.

If I get to heaven (which is a big 'if') I want a day pass to visit my grandparents wherever they are at. Actually I'll be applying for that day pass a lot. I miss them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)

519 Which is more sad: Mitt Romney has an anonymous Twitter account "Pierre
Delecto" or that Mitt Romney still thinks he is going to be President?
#PierreDelecto2024



Almost as effective as Romney's ORCA gambit.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (6IpEX)

520 When will Pierre Delecto declare his bid for the Republican nomination: Wednesday, November 4, 2020 12:01 am or Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at at 6:00:00 am?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 21, 2019 09:07 PM (9BmSv)


He's going to endorse Mitt Romney.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (aS1PU)

521 Was it Make Me Laugh?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

522 Crowdstrike is the DNC's Infosec Division.

I wonder how many of their employees are former spooks? And for whom did they spook? Someone here mentioned that they are a worldwide consortium with tentacles everywhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (HaL55)

523 Hey that was a great jet run back.. I mean shit they held onto the ball?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (85Gof)

524 Nad I gadda cut loose. Footloose.

Posted by: Sponge
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Haven't seen that movie in a long time. There was a castration scene?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (8AONa)

525 Jesus.. is there anything more boring than a Patriots game?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

526 was that the not funny guy with the paper bag on his head? What show was he a regular on?

The Gong Show?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:10 PM (HaL55)

527
517 509, was that the not funny guy with the paper bag on his head? What show was he a regular on?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Wasn't he on the Gong Show a lot?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:10 PM (aKsyK)

528 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Shit, I was watching the Seahawks play a game a few weeks back (I don't recall who their opponent was) but when the Seahawks won, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman looked like it was election night and Hillary lost.

They were so downcast and unable to hide it. I didn't get it. Are they betting money on this stuff?

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (DQebX)

529 Chucky-Chucky-Chucky!!

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (gaHzY)

530 486 Gref @ 403- Well General Lee and General Jackson had some say so at Chancellorsville. Sadly we lost possibly the best Confederate General after that battle was won. If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)

Eromero, yeah, Stonewall Jackson may have altered history if he had lived to lead his corps at Gettysburg.

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (AMIL/)

531 Jesus.. is there anything more boring than a Patriots game?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

Having sex with a liberal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (85Gof)

532 The real old time Church of Christ congregations all did shape note singing, which is getting less and less known by the year. But it's a fascinating sub-genre of American Music and had a huge influence on early country music, since the Carter family came out of that tradition. I had the chance to get some exposure to it, and if you have some musical talent it's not hard to pick up, it's just different.

And my personal opinion is that the music is generally much better and takes much more talent to sing than the average church music people have gotten used to. To start with, each piece is an intricate 4 part arrangement that the congregation is simply supposed to know how to do - it's quite enjoyable with a group that can do it. And everything is a capella.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (V2Yro)

533 If I get to heaven (which is a big 'if') I want a day pass to visit my grandparents wherever they are at. Actually I'll be applying for that day pass a lot. I miss them.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)


I'm not close to a whole lot of my family, but I know there's a few I'd like to talk to just to know them a little.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)

534 is there anything more boring than a Patriots game?

Hey, next week they play Cleveland! Talk about a GAME!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (ykYG2)

535 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Or, as my daughter just said. How far down their throats does Brady's dick go? All the way baby, all the way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

536 ZH digs deeper on Crowdstrike.

https://tinyurl.com/yygnn7ml

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (6IpEX)

537 As a judge on the Gong Show?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)

538 Hey, next week they play Cleveland! Talk about a GAME!

*snort.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

539 509, was that the not funny guy with the paper bag on his head? What show was he a regular on?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (PUmDY)


The Unknown Comic was a regular on the Gong Show. He got gonged quite a bit.

Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine was also a regular.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 09:12 PM (aS1PU)

540 Haven't seen that movie in a long time. There was a castration scene?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (8AONa)

I haven't either. I do remember a playing chicken on tractors scene.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

541 Hey, next week they play Cleveland! Talk about a GAME!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

That's weird.

Do the Patriots and the Browns actually play the same sport?

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 09:13 PM (DQebX)

542 David French needs to be hit with a metal folding chair.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 09:13 PM (JCrfD)

543 Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine was actually a producer of the Gong Show.

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (gaHzY)

544 If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)

Eromero, yeah, Stonewall Jackson may have altered history if he had lived to lead his corps at Gettysburg.
Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (AMIL/)

an equal, and maybe even greater loss was Albert Sidney Johnston at Shiloh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (V2Yro)

545 The refs are trying to save the Jets. Vfuckin refs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (85Gof)

546 Almost as effective as Romney's ORCA gambit.

Hey, the Mittster was just elected Captain of the Washington Generals. so back off with that vailed disrespect.

Posted by: An Observation at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (GNoIH)

547 These Evangelicals

You can just taste the contempt, can't you.

He should've followed up with "with their precious Jesus".

Wouldn't my feelings if somebody made a skin suit out of him.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (aktsl)

548 In the unisex bathroom or whatever they call it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:15 PM (PUmDY)

549 Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine was actually a producer of the Gong Show.
Posted by: The Unknown Comic at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (gaHzY)


I did not know that.

I liked both of you. I'm easily amused.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 09:15 PM (aS1PU)

550 Which is more sad: Mitt Romney has an anonymous Twitter account "Pierre Delecto" or that Mitt Romney still thinks he is going to be President? #PierreDelecto2024

When will Pierre Delecto declare his bid for the Republican nomination: Wednesday, November 4, 2020 12:01 am or Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at at 6:00:00 am?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 21, 2019 09:07 PM
****************
Romney isn't up in 2020, but in 2024 he needs to be primaried if he's running for Senate. I will personally donate the maximum amount allowed to defeat his ass.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 09:15 PM (wiXsO)

551 I guess I'm one of "those evangelicals"...aka a deplorable

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

552 @490:

I wasn't dumping on that faith, Robert, to be clear, and if that was inaccurate I accept that. My point was French himself saw it as disadvantageous and possibly putting him into a bad light.

"504 So French grew up C of C. Now I understand him.

He's just an upscale Kevin D. Williamson. With all the same pathologies, but he's more expensively dressed."

That's my armchair psychological assessment of French, Tom. The man is totally self-loathing and cloaks that with his piety.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 09:16 PM (iw59Q)

553 I haven't either. I do remember a playing chicken on tractors scene.

Posted by: Sponge

====

Now that scene, I remember. It was 1984, I was stuck in a dorm for summer help at Cedar Point, with one radio station in Sandusky, OH.

Their playlist had a wide variety of all the songs from the Footloose soundtrack.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 21, 2019 09:16 PM (8AONa)

554 That fat naked woman probably doesn't even have kids to explain the saggy boobs and hanging belly...

"Kids? Hey, you kids, get over here. Company's here. I need you to explain my saggy boobs and hanging belly." -- demure earth-mother you're looking for.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2019 09:17 PM (8ZmvG)

555 I guess I'm one of "those evangelicals"...aka a deplorable
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto!

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I like when I open my Bible to answer a question about... you know... THE BIBLE, and some crazy "hip Christian" or roll-on-the-floor Christian says "Oh, you're one of those 'doctrine' people," and they SNEER when they say "doctrine."

"Discernment" is another word they sneer on.

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 09:18 PM (DQebX)

556 In lieu of substantive evidence provided to the public that the alleged hacks which led to Wikileaks releases of DNC and Clinton Campaign Manager John Podesta's emails were orchestrated by the Russian Government, CrowdStrike's bias has been cited as undependable in its own assessment, in addition to its skeptical methods and conclusions. The firm's CTO and co-founder, Dmitri Alperovitch, is a senior fellow at the Atlantic Council, a think tank with openly anti-Russian sentiments that is funded by Ukrainian billionaire Victor Pinchuk, who also happened to donate at least $10 million to the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:19 PM (6IpEX)

557 the evangelicals are at least trying. the churches that the Algerian government is trying to shut down are evangelical.

It was a miss in our tradition that the Popes haven't sent more missions to return Algeria to the Faith. Gelasius was an Algerian and a Pope. Augustine was an Algerian too I think.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

558 535 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Or, as my daughter just said. How far down their throats does Brady's dick go? All the way baby, all the way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (dUJdY)


It's all cyclical. Fifty years ago, the Jets, with Joe Willie White Shoes Namath, was the favorite of the sports writers and broadcasters covering the AFC, while the Patriots were a doormat team.

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 09:20 PM (AMIL/)

559 I know this isnt specifically a threat about Willard Rmoney, but its related enough that Im gonna say out loud that I wish I had voted for Shannon OBrian for MA GOV in 2002. May have spared us the electoral and political scourge that is Willard Mitt Rmoney

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 09:20 PM (olPBi)

560 About ten years ago, someone told me you could get pulled over for playing music too loud in Social Circle, GA.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

561 It's all cyclical.

well... for some

Posted by: [insert Houston football team name here] at October 21, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

562 Mitt Romney...I should have stayed home...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 09:22 PM (UUBmN)

563 Try watching Buck and Aikman announce a Packer game. If Arron Rodgers had a clingon, those two would fight over who gets to remove it with their tongue.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 09:22 PM (0W3mK)

564 551 I guess I'm one of "those evangelicals"...aka a deplorable.

===============

Same. And I finally came to realize that French is playing a shell game. At times he claims self-identifies (and scolds); at other times he speaks down to evangelicals in the third person.

In the future I will give him precisely the time and attention he merits--none. At present, however, he has a good number of people taken in (including some of my colleagues).

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 09:23 PM (/TvO8)

565 Servo, didn't know the Carter Family was as influential as they were until the Ken Burns series.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:23 PM (PUmDY)

566 Gene Gene The Dancing Machine was a Janitor who did his dance to that song when Chuck Barris saw him doing that

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 09:23 PM (BqBId)

567 Word "hooker"

https://tinyurl.com/yxmdazhl

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (u5LFV)

568
ZH digs deeper on Crowdstrike.


That was interesting. Very interesting. Also, sort of funny how they pumped all that money into that venture for nothing. Her Heinous will never be Preezy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (HaL55)

569 Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?

Why yes. Yes I would listen to my dog if he told me something.

I'd also be able to buy and sell cucks like you, Mr. French, because I'd be rich because I had a dog who could talk. And he'd definitely make more sense. And be faithful and obedient.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:05 PM

Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (COzlW)

570 Does Romney know that people are laughing at him?

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (f7Tfe)

571 OT Reuters: Trump administration to provide records on Obama-era gun-smuggling probe

Heh. Actually, it's the DOJ which will be handing over records on the gun-smugglilng operation. I'm sure much bleach has been applied.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (DCYln)

572 Never mind, I got sent to an old tweet. Scratch the Fast & Furious find.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 09:25 PM (DCYln)

573 551 I guess I'm one of "those evangelicals"...aka a deplorable
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

You're one of those OTHER evangelicals. They're OK.

In the interest of full disclosure I have a love-hate relationship with evangelicals, depending on which strain they adhere to. I don't care much for the moralistic, legalistic, live-in-a-bubble, de debbil is hiding behind every lamp post, God hates you and so do I, and everything you do, say, think, and feel is wrong sorts. I understand that sounds like a stereotype, and it is a stereotype, but it's also very real and I've had to live under that kind of regime.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

574 ZH digs deeper on Crowdstrike.

https://tinyurl.com/yygnn7ml


2017. Still, more than the MFM allows to be known.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 09:27 PM (DCYln)

575 Does Romney know that people are laughing at him?

=====================

I wondered the same thing all day.

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 09:27 PM (/TvO8)

576 It's Russian bots making the announcers talk about the Patriots leading 24-0, and how Brady has lost more Superbowls than most Hall of Famers have been to and won more than any.

I hate Russian bots.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 09:27 PM (gd9RK)

577 Young man, it's Russian bots all the way down.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

578 ZH digs deeper on Crowdstrike.

That was interesting. Very
interesting. Also, sort of funny how they pumped all that money into
that venture for nothing. Her Heinous will never be Preezy.


My question has always been - "where is the evidence?" A nominal "Security Firm" should be happy and even thrilled to produce evidence and analysis publicly that supports their theory.


Still waiting. Still nothing.


Clownstrike is a political joke. No serious company will hire them for actual security work.

They are probably another Clinton Foundation ( or whatever they call themselves now) money-laundering shell company.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (6IpEX)

579 Hey! Stop laughing at me! And Mitt Romney. He's a great guy!

Posted by: Peeair Underpants at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (0W3mK)

580
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


So, that's what they mean by frog march.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)

581 all I know is that if Trump were a true conservative, Hillary would have become president.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:29 PM (ZqRa6)

582 So the people who set us off against the Russians are a bunch of anti-Russian Ukranians. And that Narrative has dominated everything for three years because it suits the desire of the Left for conflict, 'resistance,' and #OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

583 >>>I'm comin' to join you, honey!

hurry up!

Posted by: trapper's girl at October 21, 2019 09:30 PM (nC4FN)

584 Wrapping up a week of vacation in Texas (3-days Houston, 3-days Dallas). I would move down here in a New York minute if they had even decent services for autistic adults. Alas, 48th out of 50 for services according to ASA. Le sigh.

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 09:30 PM (olPBi)

585
all I know is that if Trump were a true conservative, Hillary would have become president.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

586 Well, crap.

@ Chuck Grassley

All of the delays and excuses why the Horowitz IG FISA report isn't public yet after several months of anticipation of its issues leads me to the suspicion it's going to be "deep six" by the deep state.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (wiXsO)

587 Hello my baby

Hello my honey

Hello my ragtime gal



I just had a flashback of a guy demolishing a building with a raygun.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (6IpEX)

588 RKaye @ 555- Disernment Of Spririts is one on the 9 manifestations of Holy Spirit. It is very much real.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (UUkQp)

589 2h
House votes to kill resolution to censure Adam Schiff for fictionalized version of Trump-Ukraine phone call.

Final vote was 218-185 along party lines. Lone independent Justin Amash voted with Democrats.

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (BqBId)

590 If Romney were a real conservative, he would have lost in2012.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (ZqRa6)

591 Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)
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Because it was hers to throw.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2019 09:32 PM (6CUnG)

592 re 589: you mean 'shithead'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:32 PM (ZqRa6)

593
I just had a flashback of a guy demolishing a building with a raygun.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (6IpEX)


Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)

594 Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.

He can spot a Russian infiltrator a mile away.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (6IpEX)

595 They are probably another Clinton Foundation ( or whatever they call themselves now) money-laundering shell company.

And their CTO gave $10M to Her Heinous' failed campaign. Is he a foreign national?

You know, I shouldn't be axing whether or not any election shenanigans are legal anymore. It doesn't matter if election laws magically never get enforced, does it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (HaL55)

596 re 585: is 'Richard Goodstein' a name I should know?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (ZqRa6)

597 Chuck Barris was a Russian asset!

Posted by: $1.98 Beauty Show at October 21, 2019 09:34 PM (NH9pa)

598 Amash isn't even pretending anymore.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

599 The Unknown Comic?

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 09:34 PM (m+0jM)

600 No wonder Trump brought up Crowdstrike in the phone call.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 09:34 PM (oVJmc)

601 >>I've had to live under that kind of regime.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

And now you're on the Shit List.

Posted by: Zod at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (XzT/D)

602 The Unknown Comic?

Posted by: Infidel
________

A television fad from the '70s.

Posted by: Oscar the Wonder Rodent at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (NH9pa)

603 Great. Spending the night in the ER. Throat is swollen and dificult to breath. My BP cooperated and sympathetically zoomed up 176/93. Doc thinks my thyroid is fvcking with me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (PtGHA)

604 I loved Alan Alda in "Amash 4077".

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (ZqRa6)

605 House votes to kill resolution to censure Adam Schiff for fictionalized version of Trump-Ukraine phone call.



Final vote was 218-185 along party lines. Lone independent Quisling Justin Amash voted with Democrats.

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (BqBId)


FIFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (o3WRR)

606 601 >>I've had to live under that kind of regime.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

And now you're on the Shit List.

Posted by: Zod at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (XzT/D)

Pfft. I've been on the Shit List since birth.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

607 Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

Spoilers Al Eppo and Egg prevented a complete blowout.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 09:36 PM (jYnPD)

608 re 602: Jenny Jones in the 1990s claimed he sexually assaulted her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:37 PM (ZqRa6)

609 I was a fool/sucker for those Romney/Ryan honest/honor