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Trump's Attorneys Demand Investigation Into Leaks from House Intel Committee;
Jeff Sessions Asks Lawyer to Look Into Possible Need for Special Counsel Investigation Into DOJ



Here's the reporting on Sessions:




Posted by: Ace at 06:24 PM




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1 FINALLY.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

2 missed it by that much.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (UsCnO)

3 Hmmm, maybe something will come out of this after all?

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (EGFUD)

4 About time he woke up.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (gEvQ8)

5 We're going to investigate... ourselves.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:23 PM (MINbv)

6 Sessions is now free to hit the snooze button for another year.

Right?

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

7 Uh Oh....schiff is wetting his depends.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (+Dllb)

8 th day of Christmas, my AG sent to me...

Posted by: drummers, pipers, leaping lords, maids at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (EzdLW)

9 And there you go. The entire thing has been laid out for the entire country to see so the claims of bias will have less impact and a roadmap is in place.

Can't wait to see the Rosenstein hearing tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

10 th?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (kGHHG)

11 OK, this is something.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (3myMJ)

12 Why limit it to just two people? and why limit it to one subject?

If you are going fishing then go deep.

Investigate why the DOJ covered up Hillary's reckless violation of National Security Document Protocol.

What did Obama know, and when did he know it?

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (KdDCu)

13 So the fox raiding the henhouse is now going to be pursued by the sheepdog.

Mixed metaphors, I know, but you get the point.

This will be breaking news on CNN this Friday.

And they still won't get the story straight.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (UsCnO)

14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (9razJ)

15 Let the games begin for real now!

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (XTiHL)

16 No more special counsels. Just fire the lot of them.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (nu45M)

17 Oh, just shitcan them all and then let 'em in, one by one, if they can prove they aren't shitweasels.

Drain it, boys, drain it. And use fine strainer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (7UW64)

18 About time he woke up.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (gEvQ
.........

Snooze button got stuck in the ON position.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

19 Last movement before Sessions goes into hibernation for the winter.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (lKs2v)

20 14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (9razJ)


Come into my parlor, said the spider to the corgi.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (7UW64)

21

At this rate, Sessions will finally act on this in about 4 months.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (LATmp)

22 6 Sessions is now free to hit the snooze button for another year.

Right?
Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

Maybe it took this long to get enough dirt on the people who are blackmailing him to make them back off. Like FBI agents and their skanky wives/lovers/whatevs.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (vkS2Z)

23 Start up the rotors, Mi General!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

24 over/under on a special counsel NOT being needed after this "review"?

over/under that it will then turn out a few months later, that the "senior attorney" has multiple ties to Shrillery, the DNC and a whole herd of fellow #DeepState swamp creatures?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (kGHHG)

25 Look into it? Hell, just do it...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

26 Finally Jefferson Beauregard bestirs himself.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (ZZdXT)

27 Hmmm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

28 So Sessions has asked for an investigation to see whether we need an investigation about investigations?

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (jHrzU)

29
Sessions, Issa, Gowdy, all move like snails.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (LATmp)

30 That's it, go on offense.
Set these jerks back on their pompous heels.

Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (w7KSn)

31 Ha! Sanders says "Your mind is in the gutter if you think that way." about Gillibrand. Hahaha

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

32 Just a note. Jones votes in Mt Brook, AL.


The RICHEST suburb in the state.

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (sqE59)

33 Here, hold my beer

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (O2RFr)

34 And I called the Corgis, thank you very much. *sniffs while protecting wounded honor... or just sniffing from the flu, your pick*

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (HDMVB)

35 If Moore gets in and Mueller wraps his investigation (and tax legislation passes) it's going to be gloves off. Trump unleashed.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (q177U)

Is This Something?



I don't doubt that pay-for-allegation schemes go on, but I'm a little skeptical about how such a tape, if genuine, could come into Bill O'Reilly's possession. If it's legit, that means that the person being offered money wasn't "safe," and you'd imagine they would only make this offer to people they knew were "safe." As in, definitely super-partisan progressive and almost guaranteed to not talk about the offer, even if they turned it down.

Posted by: Ace at 05:06 PM




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1 Heh...secret tapes.
Kinda cool.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 05:07 PM (ty7RM)

2 Maybe Bill is trying to be relevant again?

Posted by: Eggo at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (McXzs)

3 ...and nostalgic. All we need are two intell. hacks peeing in a closet of a DC hotel.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (ty7RM)

4 Damn.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:09 PM (xFBfz)

5 Twitter must own a big share of Sonobi.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 05:09 PM (GsAUU)

6 Trust but verify.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:09 PM (WbIyz)

7 Wheels within wheels. Setups within setups.
Let's be careful out there.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (O5Q3r)

8 It could be a signal amp of Veritas. O'Reilly has considerable sway, even post-Fox I'll believe it when I see it, but at this ppint nothing would surprise me anymore. Especially a tape of Gillibrand "entertaining" Donald Trump in exchange for a $4800 donation.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (jRA31)

9 Obama?

Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (yGY/h)

10 Bill's been skunked on these things before. I recall him apologizing on air for "wasting your time" in the past...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM (AM1GF)

11

"Safe?"

- - Dr. C. Szell

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

12 This is really an open thread, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM (WbIyz)

13
Kirsten Gillibrand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

14 Yeah that's kind of my take. How would Bill O'Reilly get it? Someone like Hannity, yeah I believe that. But him? I think this is just trying to get attention.

But I never liked O'Reilly so maybe that's coloring my judgment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)

15 It really is incredibly easy to ruin someone right now, especially since they've made the rules that even scrutinizing a claim is something akin to excusing rape.

I also think its unhealthy that both sides are willing to ALWAYS "believe" the accuser when it fits their political agenda.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (lKmt3)

16 The war on men is real ... and any guy that was a "star" 30 years ago, and was not a married saint, may have some sluts skeletons in his closet.

Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.

O'Reilly has also said that "they" are planning a big attack on Trump for January ... Allred is probably training a sex assault "victim" as we speak.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (otAqJ)

17 Sounds like an O'Keefe sting.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (+azJs)

18 Kirsten Gillibrand.

She'll gag on a gaggas if the price is right.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (WbIyz)

19 O'Reilly probably said "Screw it. If the MSM's not bothered by their fake news, I'll give 'em some fake news good and hard. Watch them all of sudden get sanctimonious."

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (G0vdT)

20 Could be a Project Veritas sting operation.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (SrkNc)

21 the best timing for release would be at trial in front of a jury.

Or, during an impeachment hearing, in this case.

Release before then and it will be smeared by the dems paying witnesses to testify that they were hired to create a fake tape,...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (LWu6U)

22 One of Murdoch's kids making the offer?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (vkS2Z)

23 I think Hannity was referring to that earlier, too. And he said (eyeroll), that it's real, no bullshit. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (14URa)

24 2 Maybe Bill is trying to be relevant again?
Posted by: Eggo at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (McXzs)



You know, I do wonder if many of these sudden sexual scandals erupting was/is Bill O"Reilly's work.

I suspect Bill knows where the proverbial bodies are buried, going back to his "Inside Edition" tabloid journalist days, and the Left came after him, so he certainly had/has motive to turn the tables.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (ujg0T)

25 Probably O'Keefe with another stupid own-goal again.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (UkoqY)

26 Is it safe?

Posted by: Nazi dental monitor at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (IqV8l)

27 The whole matter is one big dumpster fire... adding O'Reilly to this Fellini movie that is Washington politics... Steven Sondheim wrote a song about it...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (zSVEm)

28 As in, definitely super-partisan progressive and almost guaranteed to not talk about the offer, even if they turned it down.
---
Yes, because the intelligence community never makes mistakes

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (XQvuQ)

29 The war on men is real ... and any guy that was a "star" 30 years ago, and was not a married saint, may have some sluts skeletons in his closet.

Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.



The right has lived these rules for 30 years. We're ready.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (rXkis)

30 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their sources pretty aggressively. They're like dogs who've been smacked with the newspaper enough times to give them pause before dropping a deuce on the carpet.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (+azJs)

31 I don't know. If they were trolling for women to attack Trump maybe they picked the wrong person, a person they though was safe but turned out to be a non-partisan person who was put in touch with O'Reilly.

If this happened during the election O'Reilly still had a damn big megaphone and he sure sounds like he has the tape. And if he doesn't he has just assured his place in irrelevancy rather than having any chance at resurrecting his career.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (/tuJf)

32 You know who else had people offer payment for lying about sex...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (3BFzK)

33 Like Sessions actually doing his job, I want to believe.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (r9UYA)

34 Click bait - The Most Bizarre and Hilarious Things Spotted at the Airport

http://bit.ly/2BbjxYE

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (WbIyz)

35 26 Is it safe?
Posted by: Nazi dental monitor at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (IqV8l)


"Ja. Nr. 11."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

36 18 Kirsten Gillibrand.

She'll gag on a gaggas if the price is right.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (WbIyz)
So... Kirsten a Rhode Island girl.. did notknow that.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (zSVEm)

37 Hannity teased this, sans details, earlier today on his radio show.

Posted by: James Carville at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (owk1X)

38 I'm a little skeptical about how such a tape, if genuine, could come into Bill O'Reilly's possession

*********


Is This Something? - a limerick

Ol' Bill is a really smart bloke
There's no way he's just blowing smoke
He's smug, smirky, smiley
And we all know O'Reilly
Is just "looking out for the folks!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (wPiJc)

39 Maybe someone knew how to get an equal $200,000 but not lying about Trump and suffering his kill-shots. Sell the tape to O'Reily.

Posted by: Lester at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (LfJIn)

40 When all is quiet, dark and deep, when you think you have seen everything and have secrets to keep, out of the shadows it comes, looking for it's gold; short, full of vigor and brawn, but you'll feel the sting of.....

The Leprechaun!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (EoRCO)

41 $200K is chicken feed.

Posted by: Lis Wiehl at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (398bZ)

42 Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.

Or even if he was a complete gentleman. Its her word against his and now all she has to do is accuse and everyone demands his head. No details required. No proof, no evidence. Requiring any means you're a pedophile supporter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (39g3+)

43 I have heard so many stories from so many "sources" that I have a pretty hard time believing anything about anyone, unless there is some rock solid proof.

And I DON"T just mean some tape, I need proof of WHO was making the offer, and whether or not they had the resources to back it up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (k1TUh)

44 Next on Inside Edition, former disgraced host of popular cable show tries to get his reputation back.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (suO/a)

45 Is that Glenn Beck???

O'Reilly could be getting scammed, or maybe not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (oVJmc)

46 My money is on Jim "Human Penis" Acosta.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (3BFzK)

47 O'Reily is an experienced newsman, knows to check sources and material....so ...could be

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (QC/4S)

48 22 One of Murdoch's kids making the offer?
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (vkS2Z)


It's weird to refer to people in the mid-late 40s as "kids".

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (+azJs)

49 /Off trailer park trash sock

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (owk1X)

50 In any case I don't think it will matter. They aren't taking Trump down over this war on men crap.

They shot their wad during the election and it isn't going anywhere now.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (/tuJf)

51 42
Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.

Or even if he was a complete gentleman. Its her word against his and now all she has to do is accuse and everyone demands his head. No details required. No proof, no evidence. Requiring any means you're a pedophile supporter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (39

Avoidance of women might be a prudent action any more.... unless they are vetted.... heavily.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (zSVEm)

52 Looks like Bill's two-week stay at the Rachel Maddow Journalism Camp is really paying dividends.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (ppaKI)

53 a Brock operative ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (QC/4S)

54 I will not allow Bill O'Reilly to slut-shame Gloria Allred! #sheinfested

Posted by: sen. elizabeth warren at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (QCX64)

55 Eric 'Bike Lock ' Clanton is back in court on Thursday. He might be going away.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (Jj+59)

56 42>>>

You don't know how often I see people say "I hope that he did it, because I can't wait to see his life ruined!" from the SAME people every time ANY allegations come up against any man.

And this is from other men. They get off on being outraged.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 05:21 PM (UkoqY)

57 29 The war on men is real ... and any guy that was a "star" 30 years ago, and was not a married saint, may have some sluts skeletons in his closet.

Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.



The right has lived these rules for 30 years. We're ready.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (rXkis)


There was a time when moral turpitude clauses were common in white collar contracts, and married guys could get fired for carrying on with a mistress.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:21 PM (+azJs)

58 I kind of think I'm a savvy and intellectual guy that gets almost all of the sex jokes but I never got the hashtag:

(POUND) #MeToo. Thanks morons.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (3BFzK)

59 54 I will not allow Bill O'Reilly to slut-shame Gloria Allred! #sheinfested
Posted by: sen. elizabeth warren at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (QCX64)

Senator Warren, please shut up.... you are impacting casino business .

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (zSVEm)

60 Trump is not going down for anything he may have done prior to being President. That is a Lefty pipe dream.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (2DOZq)

61 And copies of this tape are available for 29.99, only at the "No Spin Zone" gift shop! Buy today!

Posted by: brak at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (WjCgM)

62 This is really an open thread, yes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM


So we don't have to wait until comment #100 to discuss fashion and shoes? The 'Ettes will be pleased.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (ctuyM)

63 Remember ladies, snitches get stitches.

Posted by: DNC at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (8b+oT)

64 20 Could be a Project Veritas sting operation.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (SrkNc)



And no one around to make attacks on O'Keefe for a week. Oh well. Not 10 miles from my house.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (lKs2v)

65 If there IS someone on tape making the offers, I'll bet it's someone 'on the Right', a McMuffin or Kristol.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

66 Bill did say he was having his lawyer look it over. Hopefully, he has someone better than the CNN team.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (2X7pN)

67 Avoidance of women might be a prudent action any more.... unless they are vetted.... heavily.

Posted by: kraken


Old & busted: Heavy petting
New hotness: Heavy vetting

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (AM1GF)

68 They think they control the narrative so I don't think they feel the need to make sure the person is safe.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (jxw6R)

69 O*Reilly trying to be relevant. OR, it*s a trap! - Admiral Akbar.

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (gbWkA)

70 Why would Veritas go through O'Reilly?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (wPiJc)

71 65
If there IS someone on tape making the offers, I'll bet it's someone 'on the Right', a McMuffin or Kristol.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

Watch Trump ignore this...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (zSVEm)

72 Avoidance of women might be a prudent action any more.... unless they are vetted.... heavily.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (zSVEm)

I wonder how low birth rates will have to dip before liberals and severe conservatives rethink what they have wrought.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (SrkNc)

73 Why would Veritas go through O'Reilly?

=

exactly

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)

74 Have you noticed my skill at remaining above the fray?

Posted by: David Letterman at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)

75 60 Trump is not going down for anything he may have done prior to being President. That is a Lefty pipe dream.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (2DOZq)


Nope. We're into dead girl/live boy territory, and live boys don't count in 2017. To get Trump out at this point you'd have to have proof of actual treason or a literal murder.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (+azJs)

76 Given the vitriolic crap coming from the #Resistance, I suspect there would be any number of hyper-partisan women willing to make an accusation against Trump for the team, no payoff needed.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (wPiJc)

77 72 redbanzai

I for one welcome our Mormon, Amish and Mennonite overlords.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (hyuyC)

78 74
Have you noticed my skill at remaining above the fray?
Posted by: David Letterman at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)

I have noticed how invisible he has made himself.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (zSVEm)

79 >>Why would Veritas go through O'Reilly?

Why are you asking obvious questions?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (/tuJf)

80 Maybe we can get back to sex only in marriage and a higher marriage rate again, instead of just humping whatever catches your fancy. Imagine that. No more ficus molestations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

81 I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (WbIyz)

82 Why would Veritas go through O'Reilly?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (wPiJc)

I had heard rumblings that Veritas was working on something like this. This might be it or not.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (SrkNc)

83 If I ever run for office, I hope nobody finds out about my plethora of women.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (GAjBr)

84 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their sources pretty aggressively.


Why of course we do!

Posted by: CNN - apples for everyone at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (EzdLW)

85 Maybe we can get back to sex only in marriage and a
higher marriage rate again, instead of just humping whatever catches
your fancy. Imagine that. No more ficus molestations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

Now you are just talking crazy amounts of good sense:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (SrkNc)

86 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.



Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (r9UYA)

87 77 72 redbanzai

I for one welcome our Mormon, Amish and Mennonite overlords.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (hyuyC)



Get the mormon girls to churn the butter.


You know why.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (lKs2v)

88 Trump is not going down for anything he may have done prior to being President. That is a Lefty pipe dream.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

__________

We have the perfect Republican President for the whole #metoo awakening. Guy is completely innoculated from this stuff.

If someone like Ted Cruz or Mike Pence were President, it would totally end them if they had some affair or crazy skank in their past. Or if they made one up that was believable.

Count me as a conservative that's glad we no longer play the game of trying to nominate the Boy Scout candidate.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (lKmt3)

89 HEY sessions I said we'd use the rope-a-dope strategy not the dope-on-a-rope trap. geezlouise

Posted by: donny two scoops at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (WX+x0)

90 I would think if Bill wants back in the game in at some point he would have to be very careful what he takes credit for releasing. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (xFBfz)

91 78 74
Have you noticed my skill at remaining above the fray?
Posted by: David Letterman at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)

I have noticed how invisible he has made himself.
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (zSVEm)


He's at the mall working as Santa.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (+azJs)

92 This is the kind of thing that McMullin etc's faux Conservative group would do, and has done. I mean the original Moore story supposedly was planted by a Jeb Bush associate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)

93 Why are you asking obvious questions?
Posted by: JackStraw



*******

I'm nothing if not obvious. Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (wPiJc)

94 Reilly trying to be relevant. OR, it*s a trap! - Admiral Akbar.
Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (gbWkA)

Transfobe



If you don't understand this, it's transphobic to call it a trap when a Guy that wants to be a girl doesn't tell the Guy that Xer still has a penis.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (dKiJG)

95 Count me as a conservative that's glad we no longer play the game of trying to nominate the Boy Scout candidate.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (lKmt3)
Yup! Very well said.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)

96 80

Maybe we can get back to sex only in marriage and a higher marriage rate again, instead of just humping whatever catches your fancy. Imagine that. No more ficus molestations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What?? And let all that work started in the 60's go for naught!

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (zSVEm)

97 >>I'm nothing if not obvious. Duh.

Damn doctors and their analytical thinking.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (/tuJf)

98 86 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.



Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (r9UYA)


I think that deserves the same consideration as all the other things Bernie Sanders thinks.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (+azJs)

99 David Berkowitz the Son Of Sam killer goes into the hospital for heart surgery.

Why not let him die?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (r9UYA)

100 86 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (r9UYA)

When does the lame fantasy rape porn from he wrote in the 70s get some headlines?

Posted by: Keith at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (USf3s)

101 there is only one way forward - arranged dating, qualified by parents and spiritual guides. first date to be live-streamed to avoid subsequent charges of impropriety !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QC/4S)

102 2 Maybe Bill is trying to be relevant again?

Posted by: Eggo at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (McXzs)


I'm sure forced "retirement" is driving him nuts.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (ZM2xo)

103 74 Have you noticed my skill at remaining above the fray?
Posted by: David Letterman at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)




Didn't he already get nailed, about the same time Tiger Woods did?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (ujg0T)

104 Maybe we can get back to sex only in marriage and a higher marriage rate again, instead of just humping whatever catches your fancy. Imagine that. No more ficus molestations

=============

Yeah, that is the ticket unless you are a politician living in Illinois.

Posted by: Jack Ryan at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (2X7pN)

105 David Berkowitz the Son Of Sam killer goes into the hospital for heart surgery.



Why not let him die?



Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (r9UYA)
Not like those tax dollars spend themselves, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (14URa)

106 Nellie Ohr
Researcher
Open Source Works
Washington, DC

Is this something? This anti-Trump fanatic now at the center of the dossier scandal is a RESIST traitor working for the CIA's hacking division. You may remember that somebody there sent ALL of their hacking code to Wilikeaks! It was the potentially most damaging leak of classified data in the CIA's history. Was it done as a protest by this person who we know is already a traitor and a total bitch?

Posted by: Spamf Roming at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (l+MMl)

107 buzzion

There was a Euro Song contestant that used, uh, very health young women to churn butter as part of the song. Extremely healthy women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (hyuyC)

108 Nope. We're into dead girl/live boy territory, and
live boys don't count in 2017. To get Trump out at this point you'd
have to have proof of actual treason or a literal murder.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (+azJs)

After that Katie Steinle verdict in Cali, I am not even going to support getting rid of Trump for murder. They can live by the same rules they are imposing on the rest of us.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (SrkNc)

109 I want this to be true because this would mean that Oreilly is back to being a pit bull like he was in the late 90's and early 2000's before the first sex scandal put a tight leash on him.

I also want this to be true for the obvious reasons as well.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (p/bSX)

110 It could be WaPo. Or Allred.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

111 30 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their sources pretty aggressively. They're like dogs who've been smacked with the newspaper enough times to give them pause before dropping a deuce on the carpet.

Indeed. Nothing bogus ever makes it through our editing process.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (sGtp+)

112 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.

He thinks Venezuela is a model we should all emulate and women fantasize about being raped by 3 men. Who cares what that sawed off old refugee from Curb Your Enthusiasm thinks?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)

113 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their sources pretty aggressively. They're like dogs who've been smacked with the newspaper enough times to give them pause before dropping a deuce on the carpet.

Except they continue to make "mistakes" the same way.

They won't learn anything until they personally pay for their errors.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (fVubI)

114 101 there is only one way forward - arranged dating, qualified by parents and spiritual guides. first date to be live-streamed to avoid subsequent charges of impropriety !
Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QC/4S)


Reminds me of The Godfather when Michael courts his first wife.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (+azJs)

115 98

I think that deserves the same consideration as all the other things Bernie Sanders thinks.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (+azJs)

I would think Bernie would be offering to suck PDT dick because his fat sweathog of an ugly wife is facing serious federal bunco charges.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (r9UYA)

116 so he's slut shaming them, then?

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (TlvUt)

117
Still waiting for Al Wanken to be kicked off any Senate committees...

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (LATmp)

118 David Berkowitz the Son Of Sam killer goes into the hospital for heart surgery.


******


Maybe Kimmel will carry him on stage on the Tonight Show and make a pitch for CHP funding.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (wPiJc)

119 Indeed. Nothing bogus ever makes it through our editing process.



Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (sGtp+)
Threadwinner!

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (14URa)

120 Now they come for McNabb. Wow.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (Jj+59)

121 So we have gone from dragging a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park to 200 grand. How's that for inflation?

Posted by: Guam tipper at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (/DvFd)

122 Why not let him die?

===========

Democrat voter!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (2X7pN)

123 Yeah, that is the ticket unless you are a politician living in Illinois.

Somehow I don't think going to a swingers club for a big sex party with other people matches the model I proposed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)

124 108 After that Katie Steinle verdict in Cali, I am not even going to support getting rid of Trump for murder. They can live by the same rules they are imposing on the rest of us.

I dunno. Playing by their rules would first require installing an undocumented president. Such a thing could never happen.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (sGtp+)

125 It can't be a lefty play, because it will still cast doubt on the other women even if it's fake. Can't be veritas, why would they want to fool Bill O'Rilley? Sounds fake, though.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (q177U)

126 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.

Everyone who finds it politically-advantageous thinks PDT should resign.

This isn't Profiles in Courage, it's the same old craven shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

127 This is an apple. Some people might try to point out that this is technically what's called a "horse apple", but fuck those guys. We painted it apple red and everything, so we're going to start talking about bananas to change the subject.

Now, this "apple". You gotta eat it. Take a big bite, yum yum.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (3BaYQ)

128 Reminds me of The Godfather when Michael courts his first wife.

==

Worked in 1940s Sicily !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (QC/4S)

129 this is the kind of story that could go on for days. do you know what that means?

do you know what t means?

do you know what that means????






i don't have to watch the news for a few days!

yayyyyyyyyyyy!

:-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (Pg+x7)

130 If someone like Ted Cruz or Mike Pence were President, it would totally end them if they had some affair or crazy skank in their past. Or if they made one up that was believable.
*****************

They would be eaten alive. They would be trying to play by the rules and expecting the opposition to do the same.

Ted's great, he's super lawyer, and a gentleman.
He has the shield and spear for a civil society; this is not the world we live in.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (Wj6hd)

131 You know Ace it might be something, but the whole Leftist world is going bonkers and its getting hard not to turn those silly bastards off and disregard everything they say.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (aC6Sd)

132 All of us who are not out there in the dating scene, or managing female employees should count ourselves lucky, in this age...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (zSVEm)

133 I would think Bernie would be offering to suck PDT dick because his fat sweathog of an ugly wife is facing serious federal bunco charges.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (r9UYA)


Probably more effective to go after the president hammer and tongs and then claim the prosecution is politically motivated.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (+azJs)

134 For what its worth, Berkowitz became a born again Christian years ago. Seems to be legit.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2DOZq)

135 People mock arranged marriages but I'd trust a really wise, skilled matchmaker over a couple of dumb pimply hormone driven teenagers any day at picking a good spouse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

136 Who am I kidding? Death is not an obstacle when it comes to a Democrat voter!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2X7pN)

137 107 buzzion

There was a Euro Song contestant that used, uh, very health young women to churn butter as part of the song. Extremely healthy women.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (hyuyC)



And thus why you want the Mormon girls to churn the butter.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (lKs2v)

138 Ohr story has made it to The Five.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (fuK7c)

139 134 For what its worth, Berkowitz became a born again Christian years ago. Seems to be legit.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2DOZq)



So did Susan Atkins, and she WAS legit. But some acts are just so heinous.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (ujg0T)

140 Death is not an obstacle when it comes to a Democrat voter

==

Posted by: Democrat voter at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (QC/4S)

141 Those FBI guys sure know how to pick them. Said no one, ever. Has anyone ever seen Bruce and Woah Nellie in the same room? Might be the same person. Collecting 3 salaries.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (Jj+59)

142 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their
sources pretty aggressively. They're like dogs who've been smacked
with the newspaper enough times to give them pause before dropping a
deuce on the carpet.
----

Some will vet.

Not all. Actually, most won't. No budget for "fact checkers." Plus... interns all have ADD and can't read.

O'Reilly is currently on the "disgraced" pile, so I don't think he'd dig himself further into a hole.

/so yes, hoping.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (aT+Bx)

143 Leftist world going bonkers = A Christmas miracle

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (gbWkA)

144


Kirsten, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Chevy "Fauxcahontas" Chase- Weekend Update at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (dUOAV)

145 Nope. We're into dead girl/live boy territory, and
live boys don't count in 2017. To get Trump out at this point you'd have to have proof of actual treason or a literal murder.

Posted by: Ace's liver

After that Katie Steinle verdict in Cali, I am not even going to support getting rid of Trump for murder. They can live by the same rules they are imposing on the rest of us.
Posted by: redbanzai




Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (rXkis)

146 Death is not an obstacle when it comes to a Democrat voter

==

neither death, nor incarceration, nor a sex scandal will keep me from voting early and often...

Posted by: Democrat voter at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (QC/4S)

147 Now they come for McNabb. Wow.
Not getting ESPN here I just Bing-ed "mcnabb" and the first stories are all about Donovan getting bit. Ha, ha.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (QCX64)

148 Here's the silly thing about "progressives." They truly believe that everyone thinks exactly as they do, because there is no other way to think. If there were another way, they might have to examine exactly why they hold twelve positions that contradict each other, so it simply is not possible, or the whole house of cards comes falling down.

So, they probably don't consider anyone needs to be "safe" for approach. I see this at the office quite a bit--people who speak disparagingly about the "cheeto-in-charge" to me, or show dismay that anyone in polite company could ever own an icky gun. They assume I'm fine with that, because I'm sorta likable and they generally get along with me. I couldn't be one of those knuckle dragging troglodyte CONS.

And yet, I never assume that my political opinions or religious beliefs are shared with others. Doesn't stop me from making my beliefs known, but it does mean I don't offer them without someone asking.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (7UW64)

149 137 107 buzzion

I'm up for it. I have a could of people I'd like to add to your list. Healthy, they are; and good Mormons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (hyuyC)

150 The reason I doubt O'Reilly's assertion that they're going to try to come after Trump in January is that I don't think anyone on the left has that much fire control. They have been throwing everything they can grab at him nonstop - that's why CNN keeps getting in trouble with stupid stories that they don't check out. The instant they see something that they think will be bad for him they blast it out.

There's no way Trump's enemies could just be sitting on something. They're not capable of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (k1TUh)

151 have a couple of people

Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (hyuyC)

152 s/o

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (QC/4S)

153 Conservative Treehouse has a document showing Nellie Ohr working on a CIA group, and listed on the same page is...a Glenn Simpson. WTF?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

154 I believe it. They got sloppy after eight years of cover by Obama and his Drive By Media.

Just look at the Mueller investigation.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (A3b6q)

155 I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (BoMuO)

156 I'm reading a lot of people talking about the "conservative bubble" and how people on the right are withdrawing from society.

I understand some of what they are saying, I doubt anyone here reads Time or watches CNN. I mean, this blog doesn't even directly link to NYT or Washington Post, on purpose.

But that doesn't mean we're totally disconnected from these sources. We get quotes, links, analysis, and sections of what they say every day.

How many people on the left even know World magazine exists, or that Steven Crowder has more subscribers on YouTube than CNN gets viewers in a week? Crowder specifically goes to leftist sites to get information and to learn what is being said and pushed. He passes that on.

The left is in a bulletproof tungston carbide bubble ten feet thick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (39g3+)

157 Cat Ass Trophy

Run for office as a Democrat!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (hyuyC)

158 Can I just ask everyone for a big favor?

Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack. I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat. It's too much drama.

Thanks neighbors!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (14URa)

159
There was a Euro Song contestant that used, uh, very health young women to churn butter as part of the song. Extremely healthy women. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (hyuyC)


The Polish one?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (lKyWE)

160 O'Reilly, and not O'Keefe?

Hmmm...

Maybe someone offered MeAgain and her office was bugged.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (Mjus2)

161 150 The reason I doubt O'Reilly's assertion that they're going to try to come after Trump in January is that I don't think anyone on the left has that much fire control. They have been throwing everything they can grab at him nonstop - that's why CNN keeps getting in trouble with stupid stories that they don't check out. The instant they see something that they think will be bad for him they blast it out.

There's no way Trump's enemies could just be sitting on something. They're not capable of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (k1TUh)




Oh, the Left will TRY all right. They will keep trying until Mike Pence's presumable inauguration in 2025.

But they will fail, of course. They have shot their wads already.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (ujg0T)

162 155
I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (BoMuO)

I usually take to an abandoned warehouse or factory parking lot and torch them... and then call a cab.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (zSVEm)

163 O'Reilly first mentioned this tape well over a month ago.

Now, who would have benefited from that action? The mish grab was the opening salvo and when it didn't get any traction, some one was waiting for another chance.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (oIVY+)

164 Conservative Treehouse has a document showing Nellie Ohr working on a CIA group, and listed on the same page is...a Glenn Simpson. WTF?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)



Did you notice her husband in that group also, as the leader no less?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (BoMuO)

165 I watch Morning Joke just for the laughs.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (2X7pN)

166 For what its worth, Berkowitz became a born again Christian years ago. Seems to be legit.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2DOZq)




So did Susan Atkins, and she WAS legit. But some acts are just so heinous.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (ujg0T)

... That's not the issue Delmar. even if that [baptism] put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed...

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (SrkNc)

167 How many people on the left even know World magazine exists, or that Steven Crowder has more subscribers on YouTube than CNN gets viewers in a week? Crowder specifically goes to leftist sites to get information and to learn what is being said and pushed. He passes that on.

The left is in a bulletproof tungston carbide bubble ten feet thick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (39g3+)


Crowder has more than 8 viewers?

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (Mjus2)

168 A bit wild to claim if it is BS. I think BO'R has one.

I also think that Trump has expected this avenue of, at best, bad press and, at worst, impeachment and is loaded for bear in more ways than one. His tweets will be epic if the 'rats go down this road, i.e., unbelievable at first read and then borne out by the facts. For example, wtf was the "grab 'em by the pussy tape is fake" tweet all about? He admitted it already. Something will come later that will justify that tweet.

Also, we still don't know what covfefe means yet, do we? One day we will.

There is also #TheStorm. If the 4000+ sealed indictments are made public in Trump fashion and include well known and powerful people (Senator McVain, Hillary, John Podesta, who knows) a couple shopworn Hillary supporting lefty activist harpies joining Allred on stage and bitching about Trump bumping into them at some social or asking for their phone numbers will be drowned out by an hysterical press storm of "tyrannical Hitler tactics" or some such.

I love this guy more every day.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (g1MTt)

169 Berkowitz became a born again Christian years ago.

*******


Good News David. We Found a Match - a limerick

Berkowitz is playing his part
Like he has since right from the start
At a friendly dog's urgin'
He hired a heart surgeon
Now he's had a complete change of heart

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (wPiJc)

170 I want an investigation into the enigma that is Juan Williams. It's increasingly difficult to know if he is just playing along and being the good liberal for a paycheck or he really is stone cold stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

171 155 I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Dump it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (rXkis)

172 The largest suprise is that Glenn Beck still has a radio show. Who knew?

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (p/bSX)

173 Sounds fake, though.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (q177U)


I think it is pretty clear that the Gloria Allreds of this country have been paying for slime clients all along. Don't know why this sounds fishy--the amount seems legit, for something of this magnitude. The training alone would put you out of a job for a while.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (7UW64)

174 OReilly made a comment last week in some video that he had given Trump a copy of a tape and does not understand why Trump has not used it yet. He also mentioned that if it becomes necessary and Trump does not release it, he may be forced to release it himself.

Posted by: Corned Beef and Chlorine at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (cXDc4)

175 155 I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (BoMuO)

Drive the cab to a secluded location. Burn the cab. Take the cannolis.

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (gbWkA)

176 For 200 gs I would not only claim to have sex with Gilli, Pocahontas, and that GPS hag, hell, I would have sex with them.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 12, 2017 05:41 PM (7PllL)

177 he really is stone cold stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (/tuJf)
He really is stone cold stupid. He faked it before Obama but once than happened, he went all in.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:41 PM (14URa)

178 last count, Crowder has 1,080,885 subscribers, according to YouTube. Lots, and lots of people.

Because he's funny and pretty even handed. Hes even not as anti-Trump as he was during the election. He likes a lot of what trump is doing. I assume more than 8 of those subscribers watch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:41 PM (39g3+)

179 cnbc is calling for mueller to step down from the investigation of Pres. Trump. hmmm

Posted by: azalea city at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (WX+x0)

180 two things curious about this:

1) Josh Caplan writes for the often inaccurate, always hyperbolic Gateway Pundit

&

B) Bill O'Reilly. Never quite trusted that guy

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (ZQfW9)

181 There's no way Trump's enemies could just be sitting on something. They're not capable of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (k1TUh)
*********

They suffer from premature acclamation.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (Wj6hd)

182 158 Can I just ask everyone for a big favor?

Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack. I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat. It's too much drama.

Thanks neighbors!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (14URa)

I fell you Peaches. What has this country come to when you have to worry about silly little things like, this:

" I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (xFBfz)

183 Why doesn't Trump release the tape and expose the industry of false accusations.

Ivanka pet projects involving women would be destroyed.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (p/bSX)

184 158: for me peaches, that's a day ending in y. year around. s.o.p.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (KP5rU)

185 Also, we still don't know what covfefe means yet, do we? One day we will.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (g1MTt)



Reading the tweet as a whole, wasn't it just a typo for "coverage"?

That said, even Trump's (or his staffer's) typos are great for sending Leftists into fits.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (ujg0T)

186 OT but someone may be stirring from their slumber:

https://tinyurl.com/ycw7luna

Posted by: BuckIV at December 12, 2017 05:43 PM (CLfqv)

187 OReilly made a comment last week in some video that he had given Trump a copy of a tape and does not understand why Trump has not used it yet. He also mentioned that if it becomes necessary and Trump does not release it, he may be forced to release it himself.
Posted by: Corned Beef and Chlorine at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (cXDc4)


Trump knows what he is doing. At this point I trust him. I never understood why he kept the Obama holdovers in place, or let Mueller go on as long as he has, but now we are seeing the termite infested beams of power crumbling down in all of their glory.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:43 PM (BoMuO)

188 For 200 gs I would not only claim to have sex with Gilli, Pocahontas, and that GPS hag, hell, I would have sex with them.

Well sure but you'd have borne that senator's kids for 5 million too, you whore.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)

189 Nothing surprises me know. Double agents, Fusion GPS, all this would make Richard Nixon blush.



Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 05:43 PM (sqE59)

190 179 cnbc is calling for mueller to step down from the investigation of Pres. Trump. hmmm
Posted by: azalea city at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (WX+x0)

And so it begins.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 05:43 PM (p/bSX)

191 155 I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
............

Strip it and sell it for parts.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 05:43 PM (HgMAr)

192 Or Allred.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah, my first thought was Allred.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 05:44 PM (gEvQ8)

193 I want Rachel Maddie to call the election for Jones and then have Moore win.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:44 PM (2X7pN)

194 ...should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


******


Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:45 PM (wPiJc)

195 All of us who are not out there in the dating scene, or managing female employees should count ourselves lucky, in this age...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (zSVEm)

Not so fast, buddy.

Posted by: Father Flanagan at December 12, 2017 05:45 PM (ihzOe)

196 158 Can I just ask everyone for a big favor?

Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack. I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat. It's too much drama.

Thanks neighbors!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (14URa)



Is that yours or did you steal it from somewhere else?


Either way. I'm stealing it and not giving you credit

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:45 PM (lKs2v)

197 cnbc is calling for mueller to step down from the investigation of Pres. Trump.

They seem to be noticing that he's causing the left way more harm than Trump. Everything he uncovers is worse for the Democrats.

I don't think he's doing it on purpose I think he just sucks at setting up a frame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:45 PM (39g3+)

198 "I want an investigation into the enigma that is Juan Williams. It's increasingly difficult to know if he is just playing along and being the good liberal for a paycheck or he really is stone cold stupid."

Juan Williams only is on Fox as a token...

of their appreciation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (k1TUh)

199 Percocet is a hell of a drug!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (2X7pN)

200 How soon will we know Alabama? 8 central / 6 pacific?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (ujg0T)

201 My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Charge them storage fees like the tow companies do.

Posted by: golfman at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (nVcge)

202 My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Dump it.
Posted by: rickb223


Just make sure to dispose of the bodies first.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (AM1GF)

203 Pretty sure Hillary felt that way about Seth Rich.... until she found out he was sending Wikileaks.

Posted by: SDN at December 12, 2017 05:47 PM (z3gg+)

204 They seem to be noticing that he's causing the left
way more harm than Trump. Everything he uncovers is worse for the
Democrats.



I don't think he's doing it on purpose I think he just sucks at setting up a frame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:45 PM (39g3+)

To be fair, he is doing the best he can with the Democratic felony ridden material he has.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:47 PM (SrkNc)

205 >>last count, Crowder has 1,080,885 subscribers, according to YouTube. Lots, and lots of people.

I laugh at his small subscriber numbers.

Posted by: Crazy Russian Hacker at December 12, 2017 05:47 PM (r9UYA)

206 The best take I've seen about these sex scandals is this one:

Clearly, being sexually repressed is causing these poor people to act out improperly.

I mean... isn't that what everyone (even here) insisted was going on with Roman Catholic Priests? And Muslims? Sexual repression, makes you crazy, you gotta let it all hang out so you can be in control of yourself! Like Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein, noted celibates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:47 PM (39g3+)

207 200
How soon will we know Alabama? 8 central / 6 pacific?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (ujg0T)

No need to wait... Moore... 57-43.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:47 PM (zSVEm)

208 Is that yours or did you steal it from somewhere else?





Either way. I'm stealing it and not giving you credit

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:45 PM (lKs2v)
I stole it off the nextdoor dot com. Drive it like you stole it, buz.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:47 PM (14URa)

209 People mock arranged marriages but I'd trust a really wise, skilled matchmaker over a couple of dumb pimply hormone driven teenagers any day at picking a good spouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

Oy, have I got a nice computa match for you!

Posted by: Dr. Neil Clark Warren at December 12, 2017 05:47 PM (ihzOe)

210 Anyone know if Meatball is covering the Alabama Senate election?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (wYseH)

211 How soon will we know Alabama? 8 central / 6 pacific?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (ujg0T)
=========================

I bet we know within an hour of the polls closing. I don't know when that is though. I don't even know what time zone Alabama is in. Central? Eastern?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (lwiT4)

212 I want an investigation into the enigma that is Juan Williams. It's
increasingly difficult to know if he is just playing along and being the
good liberal for a paycheck or he really is stone cold stupid."



======


I don't think that is an either or choice.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (SrkNc)

213 My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get
their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
--

Buy a burner phone, call them and ask how much it's worth in Bitcoin to get it back.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (aT+Bx)

214 christine keeler died a few days ago. she was a "party girl" who nearly brought down the british government when it was discovered she was sleeping with both a minister and soviet agent.

joh profumo, the minister, at first denied he knew her and then was caught out, admitted the affair and resigned in disgrace, never to speak publicly or to the press again.

what he did was volunteer tp a london poverty clinic/soup kitchen for the next 40 years, daily helping the poor without note or notoriety.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (Pg+x7)

215 It's weird to refer to people in the mid-late 40s as "kids".

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (+azJs)


Not if you don't respect them as adults and are unimpressed with their achievements and believe them to be emotionally stunted and intellectually challenged.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (vkS2Z)

216 Thanks for the suggestions. I decided to torch the car and dump it, but now that it is fully engulfed, I am having a hard time getting it out of my garage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (BoMuO)

217 If their is a tape God please let it be !jeb or !mitt on it.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (r9UYA)

218 207 200
How soon will we know Alabama? 8 central / 6 pacific?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (ujg0T)

No need to wait... Moore... 57-43.
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:47 PM (zSVEm)




No write-in or minor party flakes? Weren't the Establicans trying to push that approach?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:49 PM (ujg0T)

219 Oy, have I got a nice computa match for you!

Last time I tried a dating site, it laughed at me for putting down my actual earnings. Its like a really fat girl putting her real weight down. Is there a box that goes over 450 pounds?

Yeah I am in the $5000 or less per year box. Chicks dig the hell out of that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:49 PM (39g3+)

220 202

My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Dump it.
Posted by: rickb223

Just make sure to dispose of the bodies first.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (AM1GF)

Again... take it out somewhere remote and torch it... along with any incriminating evidence...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:49 PM (zSVEm)

221 Allred is ducking for cover after her failure in Alabama.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2017 05:49 PM (oIVY+)

222 I have learned to trust PDT's sense of timing. O'Reilly; not so much.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 12, 2017 05:49 PM (GzDYP)

223 Sounds like Bull O'Reilly is missing the media spotlight and wants to get back into it.

Trump was smart not to muddy the waters with that tape.

Timing is everything.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (9razJ)

224 Hahaha!

From Conservative Treehouse: European Leaders Claim U.S. Corporate Tax Reform Presents Unfair Global Trade Advantage

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (qJtVm)

225 Dr. Neil Clark Warren

Some day they're going to find out that guy has 18 bodies buried in his basement and back yard. 3 names.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (39g3+)

226 Who cares? An audiotape proves nothing, changes nothing. I'd bet $1000 if there had been an audiotape of MaryJo Kopechne's last moments it wouldn't have altered Ed Kennedy's trajectory one whit.

Posted by: West at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (+WBo1)

227 christine keeler died a few days ago. she was a "party girl" who nearly brought down the british government when it was discovered she was sleeping with both a minister and soviet agent.


Good movie, except Bridget Fonda barely took her clothes off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (fuK7c)

228 216
Thanks for the suggestions. I decided to torch the car and dump it, but
now that it is fully engulfed, I am having a hard time getting it out of
my garage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:48 PM (BoMuO)
I don't have my copy yet but I'm sure the Moron cookbook has advice for your specific situation.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (14URa)

229 No need to wait... Moore... 57-43.
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2

If so, just another nail in the MFM coffin.

Posted by: golfman at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (nVcge)

230 Is Mike Morrell trying to get in good with Trump? I cannot begin to understand why this Hillary supporter would dump on Mike Hayden and John Brennan for getting all political on Trump.

Posted by: Smilin' Jack at December 12, 2017 05:51 PM (zMj9Z)

231 From Conservative Treehouse: European Leaders Claim U.S. Corporate Tax Reform Presents Unfair Global Trade Advantage
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Not.
Tired.
Of.
Winning.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 05:51 PM (aT+Bx)

232 225
Dr. Neil Clark Warren

Some day they're going to find out that guy has 18 bodies buried in his basement and back yard. 3 names.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (39g3+)

Yeah... he gives off a real creepy vibe..

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:51 PM (zSVEm)

233 224 Hahaha!

From Conservative Treehouse: European Leaders Claim U.S. Corporate Tax Reform Presents Unfair Global Trade Advantage
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (qJtVm)



If only we could cut it more and make it even more unfair!

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:51 PM (lKs2v)

234 TAPE IS CIA MASKIROVKA!

Posted by: Pravda! at December 12, 2017 05:51 PM (e1mEI)

235 http://bit.ly/2iX7V13

Remember When Joe Scarborough Backed Alabama
s Roy Moore From House Floor?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 05:51 PM (y3aQB)

236 Seb Gorka was on Prager's show at 12 12:30, he is still working for us I would say. Replay is coming up at 6pm

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)

237 Pretty sure O'Reilly, whose career has taken a complete beating, would be pretty cautious about a tape like this. This tape may be his payback to some and help him regain some of his career. I don't think he would mess around with this if it wasn't damaging and true.

Posted by: Ceasar at December 12, 2017 05:51 PM (0PXsl)

238 209 People mock arranged marriages but I'd trust a really wise, skilled matchmaker over a couple of dumb pimply hormone driven teenagers any day at picking a good spouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

Oh I agree completely. Especially since when parents are involved (the usual parties in most traditional societies) they generally pick mates based on their family, not on the person. That may sound cold, but those of us who've been around know that if a couple has wildly different families who can't stand each other, divorce is usually guaranteed before too much time passes.

Having similar families from similar backgrounds doesn't guarantee success, but it removes one of the biggest guarantees of failure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (k1TUh)

239 Alabama is in the central time zone, because, as well all know, Florida's pan handle is in central, so AL has to be central.

Power of deduction.

Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (eO5CB)

240 I am so blessed.


Just sayin. Carry on.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (lwiT4)

241 European Leaders Claim U.S. Corporate Tax Reform Presents Unfair Global Trade Advantage
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes

Thus their affection for Obama.

Posted by: golfman at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (nVcge)

242 199
Percocet is a hell of a drug!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (2X7pN)

Just take the Oxy, that Tylenol in Percocet will fuck up your liver when you drink

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (sqE59)

243 227
christine keeler died a few days ago. she was a "party girl" who nearly brought down the british government when it was discovered she was sleeping with both a minister and soviet agent.


Good movie, except Bridget Fonda barely took her clothes off.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at Decem

If.. she is a thing for you watch The Road to Wellville...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (zSVEm)

244 >>Is that yours or did you steal it from somewhere else?

Good Will Hunting. But it was a cop car.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

245 Power of deduction.



Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (eO5CB)
=====================

Crap. There's thinking involved? Crap.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

246 First time today I can dive into any news...and am wondering if I really want to.

Feels like not enough time in day to read everything I want/need to anymore.



Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (9razJ)

247 How soon will we know Alabama? 8 central / 6 pacific?


Around 11:00 pm central on January 1st, 2018. Go with Clemson to beat the Tide and the spread.

Posted by: your bookie at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (EzdLW)

248
No need to wait... Moore... 57-43.

You better be right.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (LATmp)

249
you will vote for roy moore

you will vote for roy moore

YOU WILL VOTE FOR ROY MOORE!!!!










Since they put ole Berky away, I gotta take the gigs I can get.

Posted by: David Berkowitz' Neighbor's Dog at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (NyJwR)

250 240
I am so blessed.


Just sayin. Carry on.



Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (lwiT4)
Please elaborate, grammie.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (14URa)

251 Roll Tide.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (oLgfC)

252 http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2017/12/no_one_ever_drowned_in_roy_moores_car.html

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (Mjus2)

253 I don't doubt that pay-for-allegation schemes go on, but I'm a little skeptical about how such a tape, if genuine, could come into Bill O'Reilly's possession. If it's legit, that means that the person being offered money wasn't "safe," and you'd imagine they would only make this offer to people they knew were "safe." As in, definitely super-partisan progressive and almost guaranteed to not talk about the offer, even if they turned it down.


You're almost certainly correct, but let me posit another (much less likely) scenario: they DIDN'T choose a hyper-partisan progressive because they were concerned that discovery of her partisanship would undermine the whole op.

In their shoes, I'd look for someone who could use the money, but didn't have an obvious track record of leftist activism.

Of course, she might be playing both ends against the middle, or O'Reilly might conceivably be bribing her to say that.

I think that pretty much covers the scenarios.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

254 (... at least that's the story i heard, and i'm sticking with it. profumo was a man of honor, when honor meant something.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (Pg+x7)

255 Percocet gives me hallucinations. And not the good kind.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (lwiT4)

256 A lot of things are burning right now.

Especially the reputations of Fake News and the Womyn of Congryss.


And there are wildfires in California, too.

Damn, I am almost out of popcorn, and it is still mid-afternoon on the West Coast.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (UsCnO)

257
You know, I'm getting sick of this teasing crap in all its forms. Hey, "they've" or So-and-so has some big bombshell that's gonna blow everything wide open. He's gonna release it "soon". #twoweeks.

If you've got something, produce it. Lay it on the table. Don't tease.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (8O3HH)

258 LA Sue..*shakes head*

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (QC/4S)

259 Fox Business channel just announced that Mueller has wrapped up interviews with White House officials and should be finalizing their investigation soon.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (y3aQB)

260
Tonight is the JEWISH FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (LATmp)

261 Having similar families from similar backgrounds doesn't guarantee success, but it removes one of the biggest guarantees of failure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (k1TUh)


You need a woman from good breeding stock with huge....tracts of land.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (BoMuO)

262 What?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (xInes)

263 239 Alabama is in the central time zone, because, as well all know, Florida's pan handle is in central, so AL has to be central.

Power of deduction.

Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (eO5CB)



How dare you assume Alabama's Time Zone. Maybe its feeling Greenwich Mean Time today.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (lKs2v)

264 Criminey, 18 for Christmas dinner! Where is cookbook!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (e1mEI)

265
So it begins...

tonight we light a candle on our MENORAHS.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (LATmp)

266 Drain the swamp!
Drain the swamp!
Drain the swamp!
Vote for Judge Moore

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (aC6Sd)

267 If it's legit, that means that the person being offered money wasn't "safe," and you'd imagine they would only make this offer to people they knew were "safe." As in, definitely super-partisan progressive and almost guaranteed to not talk about the offer, even if they turned it down.


It didn't necessarily come from the person the offer was made to.

There could have been someone else in the room during the offer that wasn't 'safe'.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (Enq6K)

268 150 The reason I doubt O'Reilly's assertion that they're going to try to come after Trump in January is that I don't think anyone on the left has that much fire control. They have been throwing everything they can grab at him nonstop - that's why CNN keeps getting in trouble with stupid stories that they don't check out. The instant they see something that they think will be bad for him they blast it out.

There's no way Trump's enemies could just be sitting on something. They're not capable of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (k1TUh)

I can see them just about to burst, but the can - and have in the past- hold back if they think the payoff is great enough.

You know that the Billy Bush tape was in the can for a a good long while - that was supposed to be the silver bullet.

Same with this, but it will have the same effect.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (A3b6q)

269 255
Percocet gives me hallucinations. And not the good kind.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (lwiT4)

grammie... I believe we are of an age... so.. opium or opium hash??

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (zSVEm)

270 Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (Mjus2)

*lights cigarrette*

Mmmmm. Thank you babe. Go fix me a sammich before you head to the barrel

Posted by: The at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (lKs2v)

271 Pro drinking and driving tip for Peaches. Drink Silver Bullets to your hearts content, just keep a Diet Coke can in the drink caddy of your car. They are so similar the PoPo won't even check the back seat.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (Jj+59)

272
And tonight we wish our Jew lawyers a Happy Hanukkah.

Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (LATmp)

273 Tosh.0 features videos from the internet and is intended for a mature audience. Comedy Central does not condone the activities performed and discourages anyone from attempting them.
Enjoy.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (HgMAr)

274 Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (Mjus2)

*lights cigarrette*

Mmmmm. Thank you babe. Go fix me a sammich before you head to the barrel.

Posted by: The Margins at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (lKs2v)

275 Have the comments suddenly been enwidened??

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (zSVEm)

276
264 Criminey, 18 for Christmas dinner! Where is cookbook!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (e1mEI)
--------
Quick! Order 20 on Amazon!

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (Sfs6o)

277 Oy vey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

278 255
Percocet gives me hallucinations. And not the good kind.


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (lwiT4)
Never take any of that shit. However, I always take the scrip, fill it, then trade it for weed. Just my unsolicited advice.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (14URa)

279 The American Thinker article has some great tidbits to remember when Murray and the rest of the female Dem scum attack Moore, but lionized den killer and serial sexual assaulter Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:57 PM (Mjus2)

280 Fox Business channel just announced that Mueller has wrapped up interviews with White House officials and should be finalizing their investigation soon.

"Hey, no need to look over here at us. We're done and everything is fine. Made up my mind months ago that there was nothing to this. Look, here are my notes. Ohr? Never heard of him. You guys seen the new Star Wars flick yet?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 05:57 PM (oLgfC)

281 Sever 500error

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 05:57 PM (xInes)

282 255
Percocet gives me hallucinations. And not the good kind.


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (lwiT4)

It's the damn Tylenol. Seriously, straight Oxy works much more better

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 05:57 PM (sqE59)

283 Just take the Oxy, that Tylenol in Percocet will fuck up your liver when you drink

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 05:52 PM (sqE59)

Got F'd up on Oyx when I broke my leg. i asked the nurse that i had been kidding around with if i could drink on Oxy. She said "well, they tell you not to but you can!" Then she invited Heidi and me to a nurses hangout. I loved that nurse.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:57 PM (xFBfz)

284 BTW... I bought a hard copy of the cookbook last night.

I'm going wait until I get it and actually make things before putting up a review.

/yes, I am old school, thank you for noticing.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 05:57 PM (aT+Bx)

285 Oh, yeah, Happy Hanukkah!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:58 PM (14URa)

286 Please elaborate, grammie.


Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:53 PM (14URa)
========================

Last night we went to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa and the fish, the grands and I did. Then we listened to Christmas music on the way home. The real stuff, not the Jingle Bell stuff. And it hit me right in the face - who am I to have these wonderful children in my life? And who am I, that the God of the universe would stoop so low to where I could see Him, in a manger bed?. God with skin on. And He made the trip for me and my grands. And for you too, you marvelous girlfriend.

It's breathtaking.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:58 PM (lwiT4)

287 262 What?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (xInes)


YES SERGEANT MAJOR!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:58 PM (BoMuO)

288 That was me?!?

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:58 PM (Mjus2)

289 >> However, I always take the scrip, fill it, then trade it for weed. Just my unsolicited advice.

Your friend does that.

Bob@NSA might just forward that to Fred@DEA.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 05:58 PM (8O3HH)

290 there was a picture of kristine keeler in life magazine as the scandal unfolded. watch her strut those boots.
shop worn memory still has power

Posted by: azalea city at December 12, 2017 05:58 PM (WX+x0)

291

Is it Hanukkah already?

Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (LATmp)

292 Percocet gives me hallucinations. And not the good kind.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at

December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (lwiT4)

Well hell Grammie you'd better get rid of it for your own safety! My address is.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (xFBfz)

293 Are margins getting blown?

I'm open. Toss in the culprit.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (EzdLW)

294 284 BTW... I bought a hard copy of the cookbook last night.

I'm going wait until I get it and actually make things before putting up a review.

/yes, I am old school, thank you for noticing.
Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 05:57 PM (aT+Bx)
-----------
Trend-setter!

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (Sfs6o)

295 272


And tonight we wish our Jew lawyers a Happy Hanukkah.





Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (LATmp)

Don't for get our dentist morons, NGU

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (sqE59)

296 It didn't necessarily come from the person the offer was made to.

There could have been someone else in the room during the offer that wasn't 'safe'."

Another problem for the conspirators - it doesn't work unless it comes from someone who had some believable claim of access to Trump. Now, he knew a lot of people in his reality TV days, but still, this greatly restricts who they can talk to.

And if that person happens to admire Trump but wasn't open about it, they could make an offer they shouldn't have made.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (k1TUh)

297 Sever 500error
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 05:57 PM (xInes)



Check your punctuation. Pixy don't like certain " ' - or ...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (BoMuO)

298
Ooops.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (LATmp)

299 Every time I try to post a whole sentence. I get 500 error

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (xInes)

300 >> @272

lol.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 06:00 PM (ZZdXT)

301 There was an older lady outside my polling place stumping for Jones.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:00 PM (xInes)

302 299

Every time I try to post a whole sentence. I get 500 error
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (xInes)

Do tou have an iPad?

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 06:00 PM (zSVEm)

303 Has Sir Comey misquoted anyone today on twatter?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

304 269 255
Percocet gives me hallucinations. And not the good kind.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (lwiT4)



Pinochet gives me hallucinations. And not the good kind.

Posted by: Zombie Salvadore Allende at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (A3b6q)

305 We should have an entire thread on the complex workings of tinyurl.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

306 And it hit me right in the face - who am I to have
these wonderful children in my life?
It's breathtaking.


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:58 PM (lwiT4)
grammie . . . those children have YOU in their life, which is their miracle. I'm old and my grandmothers have both been gone for decades but I miss them like I would miss an amputated limb. They were the BEST women in my life. I'm so glad you get to be that for your grands. And, hey, for the rest of us, too, girl!

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (14URa)

307 301 There was an older lady outside my polling place stumping for Jones."

GO HOME HILLARY YOU'RE DRUNK !!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (k1TUh)

308 Sounds like Fox is drawing back from their out poll from yesterday.

And YES I would do Martha.

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (sqE59)

309 I highly doubt O'Reilly would lie about this...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (O2RFr)

310 I told her to her face

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (xInes)

311 Hanukkah starts tonight?? I have to go find some Maccabeats. I was watching them the other day - they are amazing.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (lwiT4)

312 I don't prescribe Norcos, percocets, oxycodone or the like ever. If you come to my ER, you won't get it from me. Motrin 400mg and tylenol 1000mg every 6 hours. Even for broken bones. Just as good.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (BoMuO)

313 >>301 There was an older lady outside my polling place stumping for Jones.

Did you kick her cane out from under her?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

314 But they will fail, of course. They have shot their wads already.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (ujg0T)


Sad!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:02 PM (q177U)

315 Heloo? Korean Air?
How much is a one way ticket to Fiji?

Posted by: Gloria Allred at December 12, 2017 06:02 PM (HgMAr)

316 There was an older lady outside my polling place stumping for Jones.

Illegal mean Gene... Or something

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:02 PM (O2RFr)

317 @272

lol.

==

throw in George Wallace and you got yourself LA times reporter

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:02 PM (QC/4S)

318 Just as good.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (BoMuO)
Maybe for pain . . . certainly not for barter. Just sayin' . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:02 PM (14URa)

319 So, once Disney (ABC) owns Fox, what is left, other than the horde?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (BoMuO)

320 Jones believes in child murder. No can do.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (xInes)

321 I don't think O'Reilly is lying, he believes what he's saying - the question is, has he been played by someone else, and is what he has really what he thinks it is?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (k1TUh)

322 260
Tonight is the JEWISH FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (LATmp)

And the FESTIVUS FEATS OF STRENGTH!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (A3b6q)

323
Fox News is not part of the sale.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (LATmp)

324 Maccabeats - Hanukkah Candlelights


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSJCSR4MuhU

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (lwiT4)

325 Police: Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (EnWKj)

326 319. Taco Bell.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (fA1SL)

327 117


Still waiting for Al Wanken to be kicked off any Senate committees...


Alabama is still voting, there is still a chance that Doug could win!

And Al had his fingers crossed last week at the announcement. You didn't notice, did you?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (UsCnO)

328 Happy Hanukkah to Our Jewish Friends

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

329 319
So, once Disney (ABC) owns Fox, what is left, other than the horde?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (BoMuO)
Well, there's always The National Review, Reason, and The American Spectator...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (zSVEm)

330
What exactly is the Jewish Festival Of Lights, anyway?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (LATmp)

331
And YES I would do Martha.
Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:01 PM (sqE59)


She's the best looking 50 year old woman I've ever seen.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (lKyWE)

332 Police: Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels.

==

work accident ...

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (QC/4S)

333 Fox just showed Sen Gill walking aka waddling along.


I guess those free lobbyist meals add up.

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (sqE59)

334 Every time I try to post a whole sentence.

First. World. Problem.

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (MINbv)

335 O'Reilly has also said that "they" are planning a big attack on Trump for January ... Allred is probably training a sex assault "victim" as we speak.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (otAqJ)

Yeah, I don't think they have anything at this point. It's all bluster.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (wtvvX)

336 175 155 I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (BoMuO)

Which neighbor do you like least? Park it in front of their house.

Posted by: West at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (+WBo1)

337 Well when I perform self surgery I prescribe myself narcotics. I'm practicing for the zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (xFBfz)

338
276
264 Criminey, 18 for Christmas dinner! Where is cookbook!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 05:55 PM (e1mEI)
--------
Quick! Order 20 on Amazon!
Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 05:56 PM (Sfs6o)

But only 18 guests....... Oh, you're right. Somebody might want seconds.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (e1mEI)

339 Police Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels.

That falls under "Thinning The Herd"

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (y3aQB)

340 So, they probably don't consider anyone needs to be "safe" for approach. I see this at the office quite a bit--people who speak disparagingly about the "cheeto-in-charge" to me, or show dismay that anyone in polite company could ever own an icky gun. They assume I'm fine with that, because I'm sorta likable and they generally get along with me. I couldn't be one of those knuckle dragging troglodyte CONS.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (7UW64)



That's a really good point. I can't tell you how many times I've received hyper-partisan harangues here in CA from liberals who just assume I subscribe to their viewpoint.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

341 Page is acting nuttier that squirrel turds.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (xInes)

342 334
Every time I try to post a whole sentence.

First. World. Problem.

Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:04 P


Turn off smart punctuation.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (zSVEm)

343 What exactly is the Jewish Festival Of Lights, anyway?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer

==

it's when Jews celebrate freedom from oppression of the pharos and being saved by queen Esther

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (QC/4S)

344 And YES I would do Martha.

Which one?

Martha Stewart?
Martha Plimpton?
Martha Reeves?
Martha Raddatz?

In my younger days, I would've gone with:
Martha Quinn (MTV)
Martha Davis (The Motels)

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (EzdLW)

345 Everyone has a price.

Especially Progs

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 06:06 PM (BfOXk)

346 Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 05:59 PM (xInes)

Do tou have an iPad?
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 06:00 PM (zSVEm)



Pixy doesn't like some of the punctuation from iPhone/pad and copy/paste text. ' " ... - are the usual culprits. You either have to edit to take them out or replace them if you are on a non iApple device. (except MacBooks for some reason)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:06 PM (BoMuO)

347 Over 300 comments and no one has made a joke about O'Reilly getting ready to hype his next book, Killing Trump.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 06:06 PM (wtvvX)

348 319
So, once Disney (ABC) owns Fox, what is left, other than the horde?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:03 PM (BoMuO)

Zippers over at WZ

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:06 PM (sqE59)

349 Police: Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels."

So he was stuck in the middle?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:06 PM (MINbv)

350 In my younger days, I would've gone with:

Martha Quinn (MTV)


Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (EzdLW)
Wasn't she just the cutest thing ever?

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:06 PM (14URa)

351

Yeah, but where do the "lights" part come in?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:06 PM (LATmp)

352 319 So, once Disney (ABC) owns Fox, what is left, other than the horde?"

It's not Fox that Disney is negotiating for, it's the assets of the old 20th Century Fox, which is basically a huge amount of movie and character rights. If they pull it off, it will have a big impact on what they can do with the Marvel Universe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:06 PM (k1TUh)

353 What exactly is the Jewish Festival Of Lights, anyway?





Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:04 PM (LATmp)
======================

Jew soldiers fight bad guys, kick their ass. Take back the temple and Jerusalem Power and Electric goes out. Candles. Eight days.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

354 Ipad

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (xInes)

355 >> She's the best looking 50 year old woman I've ever seen.

See Christie Brinkley's 2017 SI photoshoot. She's 63 and still does stir the loins greatly. She's one in a billion.

And Martha is indeed one fine lady. And classy as hell. Classy dame as they used to say.

For her, I'd have to get cleaned up and brush up on the manners and which fork to use and all that crap.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (8O3HH)

356 'what is left, other than the horde?'

There is no other than the horde. You must assimilate.

Posted by: da horda at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (UdKB7)

357 Holy shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (/tuJf)

358 I can't take Oxy...makes me puke, unless they give me Zofran with it but even that makes me fall down. (learned that the hard way on 2nd hip replacement)

Percocet gives me a bad headache.

Went through 2 hip replacements resorting to OTC Tylenol. Wasn't allowed Ibuprofen...thins the blood.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (Enq6K)

359 255 Percocet gives me hallucinations. And not the good kind.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 05:54 PM (lwiT4)

Yes, me too. There was a time when I had to take quite a bit of it because of a problem with my cornea tearing off during sleep. Hated the stuff and went to Tylenol as soon as I could stand the pain.

Posted by: Caliban at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (QE8X6)

360 European Leaders Claim U.S. Corporate Tax Reform Presents Unfair Global Trade Advantage
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (qJtVm)



Bwahahahaha.
You've got much worse problems Europe. Much worse.
But, okay.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (9razJ)

361 Candles. Eight days.


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (lwiT4)Oil. But, yeah, like that.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (14URa)

362 150 The reason I doubt O'Reilly's assertion that they're going to try to come after Trump in January is that I don't think anyone on the left has that much fire control. They have been throwing everything they can grab at him nonstop - that's why CNN keeps getting in trouble with stupid stories that they don't check out. The instant they see something that they think will be bad for him they blast it out.

There's no way Trump's enemies could just be sitting on something. They're not capable of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (k1TUh)


Maybe, but this is a bad time to break something like that, because of the impending holidays, after which it'll be forgotten as old news.

Much better to wait until January, when Congress is back in session, and THEN start beating the drums.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

363 356 'what is left, other than the horde?'

There is no other than the horde. You must assimilate.

Make Us smart..

Posted by: The Horde at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (O2RFr)

364 339 Police Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels.

That falls under "Thinning The Herd"
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (y3aQB)


Why was a policeman in Pitt stealing wheels? He could just steal coke out of the evidence room.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (BoMuO)

365 Must be Ana iOS 11 issue. Thanks banana oops, meant apple.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:08 PM (xInes)

366 being saved by queen Esther

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:05 PM (QC/4S)
=========================

No that's Purim. Still awesome though.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

367 @344

Martha McCallum at Fox News

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:08 PM (sqE59)

368 354

Ipad
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (xInes)

Seriosly, go to settings, keyboard, and turn off smart punctuation... this site hates it.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 06:08 PM (zSVEm)

369 Timezones are a tool of the imperialist white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy!

Posted by: The Womyn's Health, Cats, and Crafts Clinic of Brattleboro, VT at December 12, 2017 06:08 PM (ctuyM)

370 European Leaders Claim U.S. Corporate Tax Reform Presents Unfair Global Trade Advantage
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 12, 2017 05:50 PM (qJtVm)


Hey, Ew-rocrats: you could lower YOUR taxes too, ya know.

I know, heresy, but there it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

371 There was an older lady outside my polling place, stumping for Jones. I told her to her face I do not vote for child murderers. She was not amused.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:08 PM (xInes)

372 Thanks, it worked.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (xInes)

373 >>>No need to wait... Moore... 57-43.
<<<

Now would be a good time for Roy and Sassy to mosey on over to Arby's for one of their smokehouse brisket sandwiches.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (A1FgP)

374 Fox News has confirmed that the Washington Post has been denied entry into tonight's @MooreSenate election night watch party in Montgomery AL. Hannah Ford, spokesperson for the campaign says the Post was also asked to leave the event last night in Midland City AL.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (y3aQB)

375 CSMBigBird

Good for You

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (O2RFr)

376 Anyone know what Jackstraw is 'Holy shit'ting about?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (Enq6K)

377
Martha was trained in theater. That explains her exceptional poise. I remember seeing some pictures of her in those younger days. My my.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (8O3HH)

378 Drink Silver Bullets to your hearts content, just keep a Diet Coke can in the drink caddy of your car. They are so similar the PoPo won't even check the back seat.

Yeah because cops can't smell beer fumes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (39g3+)

379 I watched O'Reilly long ago on Fox, for a bit. He was so amazingly ignorant I quickly gave up on him. Whatever he has is probably a setup and he's too dumb to know it.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (3myMJ)

380 Holy shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:07 PM (/tuJf)
=====================

What? Bad oyster? Mets relocating to Chattanooga?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (lwiT4)

381 How many people on the left even know ........ that
Steven Crowder has more subscribers on YouTube than CNN gets viewers in a
week?

=

Remind me exactly why the hell are we still advertising on CNN?

Posted by: Every Advertising and Marketing Company in America at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (UsCnO)

382 count, Crowder has 1,080,885 subscribers, according to YouTube. Lots, and lots of people.

Because he's funny and pretty even handed. Hes even not as anti-Trump as he was during the election. He likes a lot of what trump is doing. I assume more than 8 of those subscribers watch.
Posted by: Christopher R

I subscribed to the mug club and he's better than Ben Shapiro, his Hate for Trump is insufferable.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (dKiJG)

383 372
Thanks, it worked.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (xInes)

You are welcome.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 06:10 PM (zSVEm)

384 Elijah Cummings just helped MSNBC clown itself.

Every time I think this can't get better it does.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:10 PM (/tuJf)

385 Yeah, but where do the "lights" part come in?

==


oh, right , the instruction were given on 2 tablets and were hard to read, so they lit candles..

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:10 PM (QC/4S)

386 Didn't.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:10 PM (xInes)

387 O'Reilly has also said that "they" are planning a big attack on Trump for January ... Allred is probably training a sex assault "victim" as we speak.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (otAqJ)


He really is the pussy grabber America voted for?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 06:10 PM (Eu5eZ)

388 Hey, Ew-rocrats: you could lower YOUR taxes too, ya know.

I know, heresy, but there it is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:08 PM (YqDXo)




The Euros have individual tax rates up the proverbial wazoo, but their corporate rates are low or even non-existent.

Being a bunch of smaller countries close together in a (relatively) free trade zone has something to do with that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 06:10 PM (ujg0T)

389 Police: Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels."

In Pittsburgh it may have chased him down the hill.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 06:10 PM (FhXTo)

390 Anyone know what Jackstraw is 'Holy shit'ting about?
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (Enq6K)


No. Maybe he will share with the class. Or maybe it's just a general thing.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:10 PM (9razJ)

391 That worked to. No more Smart punctuation for me.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (xInes)

392 Shit face Elijah Cummings 'bombshell' now looks to be complete crap. Bull Shit Guy hardest hit.

Posted by: John Marston at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (SkuXa)

393 >>>From Conservative Treehouse: European Leaders Claim U.S. Corporate Tax Reform Presents Unfair Global Trade Advantage

Unleash the Bag of Dicks.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (q177U)

394 Yeah, Festival of Lights was a Maccabean tale.

Fun Fact - the reason that 1st and 2nd Maccabees got kicked out of the Christian Canon of "inspired books" and relegated to the Apocrypha is that the Christian Fathers were a bit worried about a book that teaches that Political Assassination is fine and sanctioned by God, if the oppressor is bad enough.

It's a ripping good yarn, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (k1TUh)

395 Could Mueller have start to relize his investigation is going to start in reversal and his investigators turn into the investigated so he might call it a day quickly?

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (aC6Sd)

396 Crowder did some hilarious goofs on Shaprio, mocking his smug attitude and lawyerly arguing everything on specifics. He's a good little guy on some issues, but he's dumb as hell on Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:12 PM (39g3+)

397 "I don't doubt that pay-for-allegation schemes go on, but I'm a little
skeptical about how such a tape, if genuine, could come into Bill
O'Reilly's possession"


And I am skeptical that anyone uses "tape" anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 12, 2017 06:12 PM (YinAC)

398 392. Been conspicuously absent lately, hasn't he?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:12 PM (fA1SL)

399 392 Shit face Elijah Cummings 'bombshell' now looks to be complete crap. Bull Shit Guy hardest hit.

Posted by: John Marston at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (SkuXa)

I didn't even know Elijah Cummings had a bombshell.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:12 PM (Enq6K)

400
Margins seem a bit wide...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 12, 2017 06:12 PM (4DCSq)

401 My polling place is a Catholic Church to boot. .

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:12 PM (xInes)

402
oh, right , the instruction were given on 2 tablets and were hard to read, so they lit candles..

And those are the two tablets eventually found over a thousand years later by Indiana Jones?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:12 PM (LATmp)

403 374 Fox News has confirmed that the Washington Post has been denied entry into tonight's @MooreSenate election night watch party in Montgomery AL. Hannah Ford, spokesperson for the campaign says the Post was also asked to leave the event last night in Midland City AL.
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (y3aQB)



Gosh I wonder why they wouldn't let them in.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 06:13 PM (lKs2v)

404 It's a ripping good yarn, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (k1TUh)
======================

Do you know if 1 and 2 Maccabees are in the Jewish canon?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:13 PM (lwiT4)

405 Anyone know what Jackstraw is 'Holy shit'ting about?
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM


No idea.

Posted by: El Cagador at December 12, 2017 06:13 PM (ctuyM)

406 395 Could Mueller have start to relize his investigation is going to start in reversal and his investigators turn into the investigated so he might call it a day quickly?

Yes... He has to charge somebody quickly before he gets charged

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:14 PM (O2RFr)

407 >>Shit face Elijah Cummings 'bombshell' now looks to be complete crap. Bull Shit Guy hardest hit.

That right there.

Cummings had insisted that he had a secret whistleblower who claimed that Flynn started going against Trump the day after the election by telling Russia that Trump would kill the sanctions. MSNBC ran with the story in a breathless report claiming collusion!!

Turns out, the whistleblower is now denying it completely.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

408 'Allred is probably training a sex assault "victim" as we speak. '


We can only hope Allred stays on the forefront. She about as credible as a toenail clipping.

Posted by: da horda at December 12, 2017 06:14 PM (UdKB7)

409
Isn't L-Dopa derived from Maca Beans?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:14 PM (LATmp)

410 404

It's a ripping good yarn, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (k1TUh)
======================

Do you know if 1 and 2 Maccabees are in the Jewish canon?
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:13 PM (lwiT4)

I do not think so.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 06:14 PM (zSVEm)

411 389
Police: Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels.




Family applies for workman's comp and SS Survivor's benefits

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:14 PM (sqE59)

412 I didn't even know Elijah Cummings had a bombshell.
Posted by: Tami

#Metoo. I missed that one, thank goodness.

Posted by: Corned Beef and Chlorine at December 12, 2017 06:15 PM (cXDc4)

413 Desperation is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at December 12, 2017 06:15 PM (S7wDB)

414 having cleared the decks, the dems are going after trump, demanding he resign as a matter of honor. they expect him and all republicans to live in a 50's standard of honor and act like they are proper ladies.

it would be nice if we lived in an honorable age, but after decades of dems shredding morality and integrity, supporting serial rapists and predators, not a chance.

besides, as someone here said a few weeks ago, citing lincoln. we need trump - he fights.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 06:15 PM (Pg+x7)

415 Fox News has confirmed that the Washington Post has been denied entry into tonight's @MooreSenate election night watch party in Montgomery AL. Hannah Ford, spokesperson for the campaign says the Post was also asked to leave the event last night in Midland City AL.
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (y3aQB)


This would upset me if the WaPo was still a credible news organization. They aren't. They probably have the articles already written, ready to go.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:15 PM (9razJ)

416 oh, right , the instruction were given on 2 tablets and were hard to read, so they lit candles..

And those are the two tablets eventually found over a thousand years later by Indiana Jones?
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer

yes ! those ! and the melting nazis were punished for looking into the chest - and then the mummy was reconstituted....

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:15 PM (QC/4S)

417 Do you know if 1 and 2 Maccabees are in the Jewish canon?


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas

I saw the 2 Maccabees open for the Kingston Trio at Diddlers Green.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 12, 2017 06:15 PM (YinAC)

418
Turns out, the whistleblower is now denying it completely.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

With billing records that show NO contact with Flynn at all.
These people must think we are brain dead like they are?

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (sqE59)

419 Police Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels.


He's a Pittsburgh Stealer.

Probably tried to pilfer the wheels on one knee.

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (EzdLW)

420 393
>>>From Conservative Treehouse: European Leaders Claim U.S. Corporate Tax Reform Presents Unfair Global Trade Advantage



Unleash the Bag of Dicks.


Is that the new Pixar movie? The graphics must be outstanding.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (UsCnO)

421 @JudgeJeanine 46 minutes ago

Getting ready for rotator cuff surgery at Columbia presb

Pic of herself under the tweet.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (Enq6K)

422 well, ace, since the dnc's strategy is to drop a sex harass complaint against every GOP candidate as a pro forma opening move, maybe they aren't so discriminating in who they approach to do so.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (TlvUt)

423 Is Mike Morrell trying to get in good with Trump? I cannot begin to
understand why this Hillary supporter would dump on Mike Hayden and John
Brennan for getting all political on Trump.


Maybe he's the last honest man in the Intelligence Community, and doesn't like the Banana Republic it is turning us into.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

424 409. Mucuna beans - not sure what the common names are. I use that preferentially for a long time now. Much better than levodopa for me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (fA1SL)

425 Do you know if 1 and 2 Maccabees are in the Jewish canon"

Six or twelve pounder?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (MINbv)

426
yes ! those ! and the melting nazis were punished for looking into the chest - and then the mummy was reconstituted....

That was the best part until The Mummy climbed the Empire State Building.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:17 PM (LATmp)

427
Mucuna beans


Right.

I love that stuff. Best sleep ever.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:17 PM (LATmp)

428 >>Is Mike Morrell trying to get in good with Trump? I cannot begin to
understand why this Hillary supporter would dump on Mike Hayden and John
Brennan for getting all political on Trump.

Because the trap is closing. None of this was ever supposed to get out because Hillary was going to win.

And now it is all being exposed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

429 another drug thread.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

430 My understanding of the Jewish Canon is that it is essentially the same as the Septuagint, the Greek translation of Jewish books that was done in Alexandria in the 3rd century BC. The events recorded in Maccabees took place about a century after it was compiled.

I looked up an online reference, and interestingly the Greek Orthodox Church considers Maccabees to be canonical.

http://www.crivoice.org/canonot.html

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (k1TUh)

431 440 Police Man in Pittsburgh found dead under van that fell on him while trying to steal wheels.
Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (EzdLW)

-- --- --- --- -- ---

Should've been "Police: Man". Man was not police.

My bad.

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (EzdLW)

432 415
Fox News has confirmed that the Washington Post has been denied entry
into tonight's @MooreSenate election night watch party in Montgomery AL.
Hannah Ford, spokesperson for the campaign says the Post was also asked
to leave the event last night in Midland City AL.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (y3aQB)


No more Amazon Prime for you!

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (UsCnO)

433 The 13th foot to wash ashore since 2007 was found in British Columbia.
It was still wearing a white sock and a black shoe.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (HgMAr)

434 All I know is that a remote door lock and fixer resolves most any problem...except for the carpet stains.

Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 12, 2017 06:19 PM (OMMvF)

435 Getting ready for rotator cuff surgery at Columbia presb



Pic of herself under the tweet.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:16 PM (Enq6K)

I have it done three times, twice on the right shoulder.
BOTH are now re-torn. Shoulder replacement the only option. Old sucks.

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:19 PM (sqE59)

436 410 404

It's a ripping good yarn, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:11 PM (k1TUh)
======================

Do you know if 1 and 2 Maccabees are in the Jewish canon?
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:13 PM (lwiT4)

I do not think so.
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 06:14 PM (zSVEm)



Want a laugh? Go look at Wikipedia and see how the categorize books from the Bible when there are First Books and Second Books of them.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 06:19 PM (lKs2v)

437 I tried to listen to "Louder With Crowder" once, but gave up about ten minutes in because he and his co-host sounded like a couple of goofball frat boys high on drugs. Unwatchable.

Eh, I suppose it takes that sort of shtick nowadays to get through to a younger generation, so if that's the case then carry on.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 06:19 PM (ZZdXT)

438 That was the best part until The Mummy climbed the Empire State Building"

You missed when Gandalf led the Gryffindor wizards against him.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:20 PM (MINbv)

439 No more Amazon Prime for you!
Posted by: Jeff Bezos at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (UsCnO)

So I don't have Amazon Prime and it is taking one full week to deliver my Deplorable cookbook. I have a sadz.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2017 06:20 PM (VSya6)

440 IIRC, what he said was that he had either heard a tape, or heard of a tape, and called for the owners to bring it forward...

now, to read the content and comments

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:20 PM (kGHHG)

441 374 Fox News has confirmed that the Washington Post has been denied entry into tonight's @MooreSenate election night watch party in Montgomery AL. Hannah Ford, spokesperson for the campaign says the Post was also asked to leave the event last night in Midland City AL.
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:09 PM (y3aQB)


This is the way to play hardball. If they're going to gin up headhunting campaigns, deny them access. Make them do all the work on the outside, looking in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

442 And just remember this,
A kiss is still a kiss,
But in 15 years its sexual assault

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (aC6Sd)

443 yes ! those ! and the melting nazis were punished for looking into the chest - and then the mummy was reconstituted....

That was the best part until The Mummy climbed the Empire State Building.

==

Best part !..until that great white shark came after it and mummy had to use photon torpedos...

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (QC/4S)

444 So impeachable sexual harassment is now seeing someone in their robe and making them uncomfortable or asking for their phone number?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (O2RFr)

445 430 My understanding of the Jewish Canon is that it is essentially the same as the Septuagint, the Greek translation of Jewish books that was done in Alexandria in the 3rd century BC. The events recorded in Maccabees took place about a century after it was compiled.

I looked up an online reference, and interestingly the Greek Orthodox Church considers Maccabees to be canonical.

http://www.crivoice.org/canonot.html
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (k1TUh)


So does the Roman Catholic Church.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (lKs2v)

446 429
another drug thread.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

You say that like it's a bad thing, Pass the bong.

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (sqE59)

447 Is this something?

-ace

No.

Boy, it's going to be a long 5-6 hours until we hear something from Alabama.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (3myMJ)

448 so anyways, that's the story of Hanukkah

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (QC/4S)

449
My understanding of the Jewish Canon is that it is essentially the same as the Septuagint

Do Jews shoot cereal out of their cannons?

Posted by: Quaker Oates at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (IqV8l)

450 448. The documentary 'The Hebrew Hammer' covers this ground in a fairly easy to understand manner. Much to recommend it.

'Shabbas shalom, motherfvcker!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (fA1SL)

451 interestingly the Greek Orthodox Church considers Maccabees to be canonical.



http://www.crivoice.org/canonot.html

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:18 PM (k1TUh)
=======================

I knew that the Eastern Orthodox Church recognized some apocryphal books as canonical. Interesting that the Maccabees made it in.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (lwiT4)

452 Nood Sleepy Sessions waking up.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

453 Nood - rotary wing aircraft enthusiasts

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (fA1SL)

454

so anyways, that's the story of Hanukkah

When's the part when Linus reads from Luke?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (LATmp)

455 >>>The 13th foot to wash ashore since 2007 was found in British Columbia.
It was still wearing a white sock and a black shoe.

Is that those Halebop guys? Quite a trick hitching your trailer to a moving comet.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (q177U)

456 Nood, corgis.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (Dhht7)

457 We're gonna need another bag of dicks up in here.

Posted by: Uday Saddam Lauer in his Rape Room at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (A1FgP)

458 bible trivia: Jesus celebrated Hanukkah. Feast of the Dedication in John 10. I think it's 10. Otherwise it's 12, but I think it's 10.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (lwiT4)

459 Nood...and it IS something...

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (9razJ)

460 Do you know if 1 and 2 Maccabees are in the Jewish canon?


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:13 PM (lwiT4)

No...they aren't. The story of Hanukkah is not part of Some...maybe most bibles, and it's definitely not scripture.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (wYseH)

461
I saw the 2 Maccabees open for the Kingston Trio at Diddlers Green.
Posted by: Joe Mama


The 2 Maccabees used to come on just before the 2 Ronnies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (IqV8l)

462 1,267 units sold.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (Sfs6o)

463 Macaca beans?!?

Man, you guys sure are racist.

Posted by: Washington Post at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (5clls)

464 Someone tell ace "bingeratti" should have one t.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (I/iGu)

465 Polls close in Alabama at 7PM Central. 90 minutes from now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (398bZ)

Trump Rags on Kirsten Gillibrand, and Elizabeth Warren Steps In to Call Gillibrand a Slut in the Guise of Defending Her

Gee, thanks, Fauxcahantas.

Women shiv women.






Posted by: Ace at 04:14 PM




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1 #ShePrefers2BFisted

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:16 PM (RzgQJ)

2 Wot?

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 04:16 PM (2X7pN)

3 Ha!!

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at December 12, 2017 04:16 PM (SL1bn)

4 Oh, I totally read that wrong.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:16 PM (RzgQJ)

5 The MSM aren't the only ones stepping on rakes.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

6 Women are super tough!Movies,tv shows and video games tell me so.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (LiyEm)

7 Elizabeth Warren is implying what Pick Up Artists call a "neg."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (KUaJL)

8 It is a shame she is a slut.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (7n4KQ)

9 Kirsten says, "Pound #MeToo!".

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (10UAu)

10 Women are super tough!Movies,tv shows and video games tell me so.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (LiyEm)
---
Just don't say anything mean to 'em. That'd be mean.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (vDqXW)

11 Stop helping me Liz.

Posted by: Kristen Gillibrand at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (eNHDE)

12 Serial groper and rapist- Where's my cut?

Saw a chick wearing a robe backstage- IMPEAAAAAAACH

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (jRA31)

13 I am Woman
Hear me bore

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (ssnH5)

14 I'm convinced that social media causes brain damage.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (7ZVPa)

15 Sanders needs to stop slut-shaming Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (7n4KQ)

16 Heh....nice own-goal there, Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (fA1SL)

17
Chubby Gillibrand goes down in flames...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

18 ummmmm
slut shaming?
what is feathernotdot saying?

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (N6CVU)

19 Just put a little dab of me behind the ears and, for maximum effect, the knees.

Posted by: Nuoc Mam at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (ctuyM)

20 16 Heh....nice own-goal there, Fauxcahontas.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (fA1SL)


Jim Marshall...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (mbhDw)

21 Wow, the Nohawk Injun just went full FTroop. OOPY-DOOPY!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (2X7pN)

22 We already knew all politicians are whores Liz. Tell us something new.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (r9UYA)

23 Let the first woman who has never sucked a dick to get ahead cast the first stone!

...not so fast Kirsten.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (RzgQJ)

24 Squaw crap in own teepee.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (7n4KQ)

25 I'm convinced that social media causes brain damage.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (7ZVPa)
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You spelled "reveals" wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

26 Back when I was dragging $100 bills through trailer parks, I got a blowjob from Kirsten Gillibrand.

Posted by: James Carville at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (yz71P)

27 Unlike S.E. Cupp and Kat Timpf, I couldn't bring myself to hate-bang either one of these two gas-bag senators even with a ball gag in their mouths.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (2sCft)

28
You go Girl.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

29
Reminds me of the time my Mom called me a son-of-a-bitch.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (ajiE5)

30 You pay a politician for political favors.

You don't pay a politician for sex.

It would cost much more than it was worth, since most pols are probably miserable in the sack.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

31 21 Wow, the Nohawk Injun just went full FTroop. OOPY-DOOPY!
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (2X7pN)


Wait, "oopy-doopy" is a "Go-Go Gophers" reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

32 Native American and Sex Worker come together to expose President. Hear why Bill Nye says this shows impeachment is now scientifically provable. More at the top of the hour.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (72PAC)

33 I need some muscle over here!

Posted by: The Clickster at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (ctuyM)

34
Oh FFS.

We are led by whiny narcissistic five year olds.

Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.
Ye I am but what are you.
Yes you are but what am I.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (8XRCm)

35 What a dummy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

36 Oh no Trump's really gone and done it this time.
Done what?
FIIK

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (FhXTo)

37 These harridans are giving me the creeps

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (QC/4S)

38 Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman.
#ShePerspired

Posted by: wooga at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (3I7wr)

39 Vaguely related: feminists exploded after a woman in a video game (PUBG, for those in the know) had visible camel toe. So their position is apparently "women must be portrayed realistically, except they aren't allowed to have vaginas".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (3J/LN)

40 Trump is just intimidated by strong women. Which is why he hired Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Wait...

Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (eNHDE)

41 Love it!!


And just like when Trump recently called Warren "Pocohantas" this is putting the focus, the heat on Gillebrand. People are wondering why she's so self-righteous given her past friendship with the Clintons, Weinstein, etc.

Alinsky #4, baby!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (W+vEI)

42
For the first time, I heard Gillibrand speak and her voice is so grating, she makes Fauxcahontas' sound like Judi Dench.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

43 A bunch of Medusa Gorgons

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (QC/4S)

44 Have you seen the ad with the super empowered women(mostly left wing actresses and such) wearing tee shirts that say things like "Tycoon" or "CEO"?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (LiyEm)

45 Oh bless her heart!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (q177U)

46 Getting weary of that #Shepersisted dealie.

Posted by: RM at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (U3LtS)

47 I am woman (slut) hear me roar.

No shame in being a slut ...

I actually knew a sports team of women that named themselves "the sluts". I think it was a sort of feminist outry thing ... like guys are proud to be "studs", so they should be proud to be "sluts".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (otAqJ)

48 Gillibrand picked this fight with Trump.

She has also made some dubious claims about being sexually harassed by other Congresscritters.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (cAXIk)

49 Has Trump ever owned a dog? He sure knows how to toss a tennis ball into the corner to keep them busy for a while.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (FhXTo)

50 Vaguely related: feminists exploded after a woman in a video game (PUBG, for those in the know) had visible camel toe.



Grand Theft Auto?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (rXkis)

51 39 "women must be portrayed realistically, except they aren't allowed to have vaginas

so you're saying its a married woman?

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (N6CVU)

52 Never stop tweeting Mr. President

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (WonQS)

53 44 Have you seen the ad with the super empowered women(mostly left wing actresses and such) wearing tee shirts that say things like "Tycoon" or "CEO"?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (LiyEm)

Are those t-shirts wet?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (7n4KQ)

54 Trump is just intimidated by strong women. Which is why he hired Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Wait...

And Kelly Anne Conway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

55
Salient point: Gillbrand has aspirations for 2020. Just like Obama and Hillary, the more she opens her mouth, the more she turns people off.

Unless it's to open her mouth for that other thing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

56 Wait, "oopy-doopy" is a "Go-Go Gophers" reference.

===========
Give me a break. I am on pain killers due to a knee arthroscopy. Oh, and eggnog!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (2X7pN)

57 Apparently Fauxcohontas knows more about Gillibrand's fund raising practices than Trump does.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (SrkNc)

58 29. I had a similar experience as a kid. I smirked when she called me that. Don't remember much afterwards.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (fA1SL)

59
*snort*

*snortsnort*

*snortsnortsnortsnortsnortsnortsnortsnortsnortsnort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (veoSD)

60 Okay, that's awesome! President Trump actually naming names of people who hit him up for campaign donations.

On top of that, Fauxcahantas weighs in and is found to be quite the lightweight for this particular match.

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (IlV2p)

61 We all KNOW Kristen's a whore, but it's impolite to tell everyone!

Posted by: Shorter Liz Warren at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (vDqXW)

62 39 The video game creators will bend over backwards to make amends.If the designers wanted to really do something they should make female character capabilities realistically inferior to men....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

63 58 29. I had a similar experience as a kid. I smirked when she called me that. Don't remember much afterwards.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (fA1SL)

Concussions will do that to you.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (72PAC)

64 Ah shit. Now I've got to figure out a way to get Trump to slut-shame me. Kirsten, you bitch!

Posted by: Cory Booker at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (398bZ)

65 "Heaux" is the new elite way to refer to a pay-for-play -er.

Posted by: @MoronNewsService at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (ctuyM)

66 http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/12/
whistleblower-elizabeth-warrens-cfpb-falsified-documents-shakedown-lender/

(remove space)

She's literally shitting bricks! Happy Holidays, bitch!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (q177U)

67 Gillibrand picked this fight with Trump

+++

If the Trump Curse holds, she's going to resign in disgrace by next year

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (ssnH5)

68 As Trump would say "...now we're just haggling over price"

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (7n4KQ)

69 You cannot silence me

Perhaps not. But we can mock and ignore you.

Go get another picture taken with your arm around our rapist former President, Kirsten.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (NYS7S)

70 From wiki:

Slut-shaming is the practice of criticizing women and girls who are perceived to violate expectations of behavior and appearance regarding issues related to sexuality.


Well done, Fauxcahontas...well done. I hear Goodell has an employment opportunities for someone of just your caliber.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (Enq6K)

71 65 "Heaux" is the new elite way to refer to a pay-for-play -er.
Posted by: @MoronNewsService at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (ctuyM)


Gillibrand puts the "heave" into "heaux."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

72 53 I would find it on Youtube but I fear what videos they will recommend for me afterwards....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (LiyEm)

73 Trump has so many qualified, intelligent women in his administration - Haley, Nielsen, Sanders to name a few. These political whores need to stfu.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (QC/4S)

74
Gillibrand picked this fight with Trump.



She has also made some dubious claims about being sexually harassed by other Congresscritters.





Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (cAXIk)

She also backed mattress girl and the liar of UVa.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (SrkNc)

75 Is Trump saying that Gillibrand blew him for donations?


Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

76 Per NYT's Maggie Haberman: "Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when
Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was
happening."



Uh, why would her aides get her? This couldn't wait 20 minutes or so for her to finish Bible study?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (W+vEI)

77 69 You cannot silence me

Perhaps not. But we can mock and ignore you.

Go get another picture taken with your arm around our rapist former President, Kirsten.
Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (NYS7S)


Oh Lord I hope not! May Gillibrand speak early and often between now and 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

78 Because, I could seriously believe she did, but not that he would mention it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (QQ+il)

79 I know what I should have written for my Deplorables Cookbook review...

'Finally, Morons don't have to apologize for doing that thing in your mouth.'

Somebody write that.

...please clap

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (Ckg4U)

80
Do you know who you're picking a fight with?



That's an odd statement considering it's usually directed towards a person picking a fight with someone more powerful.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)

81 Just because Kirsten Gillibrand is a crackhead meth whore is no reason to slut-shame her.

She's a very nice slut. Why just the other day when I accidentally interrupted her giving Al Franken a blowjob in the Senate cloak room she could not have been nicer about it.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (n4tk6)

82 Never stop tweeting Mr. President
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (WonQS)

----

Dont..... Stop...... Tweeting about tomorrow.
Dont..... Stop...... Itll soon be here.

It'll beeeeeeeee....better than before.


~Tweetwood Mac

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

83
Has Trump ever owned a dog? He sure knows how to toss a tennis ball into the corner to keep them busy for a while.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (FhXTo)







Laser pointer......Cat

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (veoSD)

84 76
Uh, why would her aides get her? This couldn't wait 20 minutes or so for her to finish Bible study?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (W+vEI)


For her and her ilk, Bible study entails learning how to defile and debase it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

85 >>Is Trump saying that Gillibrand blew him for donations?


No. Though I did have her fly to Moscow and Urinate on a bed that the Obamas slept in.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (RzgQJ)

86 Is Trump saying that Gillibrand blew him for donations?

+++

No no. She let him grab her mish.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (ssnH5)

87 >>>Unless it's to open her mouth for that other thing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

That One Weird Trick?

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (q177U)

88 Sen Gill thinks she is "Presidential" material, this tweeter fight is EXACTLY what she wanted.


Sometimes Trump is too easy to troll.


To feed the trolls Mr President.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (bCBw5)

89 29
Reminds me of the time my Mom called me a son-of-a-bitch.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (ajiE5)

"Your words, not mine!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (NWiLs)

90 Senators... Ladies... If you are going to jump into the ring, at least have the common decency to oil up first.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (tMFgx)

91 Why must empowering women require emasculating and degrading men?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (LiyEm)

92 Per NYT's Maggie Haberman: "Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when
Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was
happening.

This is incredible. Do Trump's tweets pull libtards off the crapper in the middle of pinching a loaf too? What power does he have over these idiots?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (7n4KQ)

93 Resign Slut-butt, Gillibrand!

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (5gaNQ)

94 55
Salient point: Gillbrand has aspirations for 2020. Just like Obama and Hillary, the more she opens her mouth, the more she turns people off.

Unless it's to open her mouth for that other thing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)
______________

Nah, that turns people off too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (fqUgw)

95 >>She also backed mattress girl and the liar of UVa.



Also military sexual assault.

Gillebrand made the "rape epidemic" her signature issue, was working with Obama admin to implement all sorts of awful rules on campus, in the military to address "rape culture.".

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (W+vEI)

96 Don't feed the trolls

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (bCBw5)

97 emacs ... (willowed)

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (vWMNq)

98 There are literally 1000's of statements out there where Politician A said Politician B "will do literally anything for money", but PDJT is the first person in the history of ever to be accused of "slut-shaming" someone for saying the same exact thing.

Is there anything Donnie TwoScoops cannot do??

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (NYS7S)

99 >>'Finally, Morons don't have to apologize for doing that thing in your mouth.'

Somebody write that.


and add a 'NoHomo' to the end.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (RzgQJ)

100
Trump has so many qualified, intelligent women in his administration - Haley, Nielsen, Sanders to name a few. These political whores need to stfu.
Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (QC/4S)



Hope Hicks too

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 04:27 PM (lKyWE)

101 How dare you say I'd do anything for money. (Furiously begins drafting fund-raising letter).

Posted by: regular joe at December 12, 2017 04:27 PM (rO07P)

102 she was attending bipartisan bible study group

+++

Sure she was.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:27 PM (ssnH5)

103

Hey! You leave knee-pad-Gillibrand alone!
She has every right to get down and dirty to provide a service to the Trumpster's knob in order to obtain political benefits for her constituency!
Don't you dare slut-shame her!
--- Fauxcahantas Warren

Posted by: Cold Civil War at December 12, 2017 04:27 PM (Z2PYk)

104 "For the first time, I heard Gillibrand speak and her voice is so grating, she makes Fauxcahontas' sound like Judi Dench.'

It's high-pitched girlish, and naturally whiny.

It's lacks natural authority. She's no Maggie Thatcher.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (cAXIk)

105 87 >>>Unless it's to open her mouth for that other thing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

That One Weird Trick?
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (q177U)

That's about the size of it. Oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)

106 ...please clap
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (Ckg4U)

Well done slap!

**polite clapping**

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (2sCft)

107 21 Wow, the Nohawk Injun just went full FTroop. OOPY-DOOPY!
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (2X7pN)


Heh. That's the first time I've heard "Nohawk".

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (xjiRE)

108 Is Trump saying that Gillibrand blew him for donations?

-------------------------------
No. But Kristen did offer. Just no takers.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (n4tk6)

109 Is Trump saying that Gillibrand blew him for donations?

____________
Your mind would have to be in the gutter for that interpretation.

Posted by: S. H. S. at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (K2LT6)

110 Why would bible study even be partisan??

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (LiyEm)

111 62 39 The video game creators will bend over backwards to make amends.If the designers wanted to really do something they should make female character capabilities realistically inferior to men....
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:23 PM (LiyEm)



Yeah. They said it had to do with an old model design or something. So hey whatever. Meanwhile go look up the character Pyra for the Nintendo Switch's Xenoblade Chrnonicles 2

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (lKs2v)

112 Sure she was.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:27 PM (ssnH5)

-----------------

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (IlV2p)

113 anybody got her cell #?

Posted by: I'd Hit Anything at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (6dFYM)

114 Or is prostitution legal in NYC (where presumably Kirsten the slut put out for $$$)

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (5gaNQ)

115 >>>Sometimes Trump is too easy to troll.

Um..OK.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (q177U)

116 Sometimes Trump is too easy to troll.


To feed the trolls Mr President.


Posted by: George


Your concern is:
[]Noted
[]Not Noted
[X]Wasted here

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (FhXTo)

117 Or is that the bible study that pretends God is totally cool with abortion and gay marriage?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (LiyEm)

118 Hope Hicks too
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 04:27 PM (lKyWE)

right, Hicks, Conway, probably others. These senatorial whores who jump when some moneyed interests say jump, are no match for any of them.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (QC/4S)

119 "...who have gotten off the sidelines"

So- watching the game with popcorn and beer? Cheering?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

120 Gillibrand should understand that Trump doesn't ask for and doesn't want her to be silenced. He wants her to keep yapping her gums and playing the Damsel In Distress like the passive-aggressive liar she is.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (6FqZa)

121 This site informed me what a "summer whore" was.

Was Goofy inferring that Kirsten is, maybe, a "winter whore?"

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (5wSNN)

122 Is anybody else sick of the term "bully" being used for everything under the sun?

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (5gaNQ)

123 >>Trump has so many qualified, intelligent women in his administration -
Haley, Nielsen, Sanders to name a few. These political whores need to
stfu.



Kellyanne Conway, first woman to lead successful Presidential campaign.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (W+vEI)

124 >>>That's about the size of it. Oh, wait a second...

I usually need five.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (q177U)

125 #shepersisted is one of the funniest octothorpe campaigns to come out in the history of dumb social media whatevers.

Didn't it start because Warren didn't understand the rules of the Senate, had them explained to her, still didn't understand, and kept talking?

Hint: That's not a thing to be proud of.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (T4n7S)

126 Gillebrand made the "rape epidemic" her signature
issue, was working with Obama admin to implement all sorts of awful
rules on campus, in the military to address "rape culture.".


Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (W+vEI)

She and the culture she represents are why I strongly urged my kids to skip college and find a career that didn't have a (usually unnecessary) degree requirement.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (SrkNc)

127 122 Is anybody else sick of the term "bully" being used for everything under the sun?
Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (5gaNQ)

Stop being a bully.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (72PAC)

128
76 Per NYT's Maggie Haberman: "Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when
Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was
happening."


Uh, why would her aides get her? This couldn't wait 20 minutes or so for her to finish Bible study?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (W+vEI)








Standing on the corner, minding my own business, on the way home from Bible study.....out of nowhere, some guy I've never seen before just tweeted me....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (veoSD)

129 Gillibrand needs to get off the dope. Look at those pupils, if you can find them.

Posted by: forest at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (/1c+O)

130 122 Is anybody else sick of the term "bully" being used for everything under the sun?
Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (5gaNQ)

Did that "trigger" you?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (7n4KQ)

131 Apparently, there's a reason Elizabeth Warren needed the Native American quota help to get a teaching job.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (LISuA)

132 Your mind would have to be in the gutter for that interpretation.
Posted by: S. H. S. at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (K2LT6)

-----

......aaaaannnnnnnnnnd?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

133 76 Per NYT's Maggie Haberman: "Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when
Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was happening."

=========


Wow...they're super serious you guys about bible study.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (Enq6K)

134 Trump has so many qualified, intelligent women in his administration -

Haley, Nielsen, Sanders to name a few. These political whores need to

stfu.



Kellyanne Conway, first woman to lead successful Presidential campaign.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (W+vEI)


Trump seems to like smart, challenging women.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (SrkNc)

135 When you enemy is digging a hole, toss them a shovel

- shit Abe Lincoln said

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (FZYNt)

136 Trump employs people who are good at the job,I don't think he gives a damn about race color or creed.You know,actual equality of opportunity....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (LiyEm)

137 I love how on Twitter any time one of these lefties talks about grrl power and she persisted and how women are united against pervs...

someone finds a dozen pictures of them hanging out with scumbag pervert molesters, gropers, and rapers. For the women!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (39g3+)

138 "Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when
Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was
happening."
=========
Tell me more about your bible study. . .

Who else is in it . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (faOlp)

139 If this turns into a slut-shaming contest, I've got the campaign dicked.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (398bZ)

140 Uh, why would her aides get her? This couldn't wait 20 minutes or so for her to finish Bible study?

-----

Their Bible study--->Is actually a Book Club---> Where they like to drink and gossip.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (suO/a)

141 Plus Hope Hicks is hot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

142 There. Are. Four. Sluts.

Posted by: capt. jean-luc picard at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (QCX64)

143 Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when

Trump tweeted..."


Pictures, or you're a filthy lying liar who tells filthy lies

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (NYS7S)

144 Apparently the Democrats looked at the last election cycle and decided what they really needed was more women scolding more Americans.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (RzgQJ)

145 109 Is Trump saying that Gillibrand blew him for donations?

____________
Your mind would have to be in the gutter for that interpretation.
Posted by: S. H. S. at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (K2LT6)

Are you saying that Senator Warren has a dirty mind? How dare you, bully-boy! \ sarc

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (5gaNQ)

146 102
she was attending bipartisan bible study group



+++



Sure she was.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:27 PM (ssnH5)

Well as a well known Catholic that supports abortion on demand, maybe she has decided to read the bible?
Ha Ha, I make funny joke.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (bCBw5)

147 Per NYT's Maggie Haberman: "Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was
happening."


Uh, why would her aides get her? This couldn't wait 20 minutes or so for her to finish Bible study?

Posted by: Lizzy

--

What is a bipartisan bible study group?

Baptists & Lutherans?

Catholics and Methodists?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (rXkis)

148 Gillibrand was a nothing from some backwater hand picked by Schumer and installed into the Senate. She is his flunky.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (QC/4S)

149 Elizabeth Warren: "Do you know who you're picking a fight with? Good luck with that..."

That sounds kind of bullying. Do you know who you're picking a fight with? Good luck with that.

See, everyone can play the "I know you are but what am I" schoolyard taunt. Why don't you grow the f*ck up.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (H8S+R)

150 Wow...they're super serious you guys about bible study.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (Enq6K)


More... they are sooper serial. Just like the Gorecycle is about glow bull warmening.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (SrkNc)

151 couldn't bring myself to hate-bang either one of these two gas-bag senators even with a ball gag in their mouths.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 04:19 PM (2sCft)
I would not even with a stolen dick

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (BIr2P)

152 Sometimes Trump is too easy to troll.

Thats not even wrong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_even_wrong

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (q177U)

153 Laser pointer......Cat


4 cats ... every evening ... wife is becoming cat lady ... daughter is vet tech.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (vWMNq)

154 Sometimes Trump is too easy to troll.

---

One of the best things about Trump is his Midas touch. Has any of this stuff ever worked against him?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (T4n7S)

155 "bipartisan bible study group"

I'm kinda sure that does not mean what the words indicate. Pretty sure I could feed that string into PronHubs search engine and get more accurate results.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (ajiE5)

156 women-Americans !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (QC/4S)

157 What's this sidelines shit? She should've been in the kitchen.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (4ErVI)

158 Or is prostitution legal in NYC


Not "legal", but...

Posted by: Tenth Avenue, back in the day at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (fuK7c)

159 140: Alinsky is her bible, so interruption to make a false accusation is sacramental

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (5gaNQ)

160 Per NYT's Maggie Haberman: "Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when

Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was

happening."
======================

Huh- how about that! I would have guessed the odds of Kirsten Gillibrand going to a Bible study group were zero.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (LISuA)

161 Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (W+vEI)

Bipartisan Bible study. LOL. Now I'm sure there are Christians in Congress, but doesn't it sound just a little too contrived to say that she was attending Bible study when-according to Fauchohantas-she was "slum shamed"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (8+Ozj)

162
109 Is Trump saying that Gillibrand blew him for donations?

____________
Your mind would have to be in the gutter for that interpretation.

Posted by: S. H. S. at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (K2LT6)







You're new around here, aren't you?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (veoSD)

163 91 Why must empowering women require emasculating and degrading men?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (LiyEm)

Marxism 101 It would be unthinkable for women, or anyone else, to develop or create power on their own, therefor, it must be redistributed.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (tMFgx)

164 These "women" are US Senators.

And 8 years old.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (EoRCO)

165 They fall for Trump's Bait every single time. It's amazing to watch.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (p/bSX)

166 Meanwhile go look up the character Pyra for the Nintendo Switch's Xenoblade Chrnonicles 2

The Pyra hate-train mysteriously derailed after it was discovered the designer/artist was a Japanese woman, thus exposing the feminists to charges of trying to mess with a beautiful, pure (meaning "non-American") culture.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (3J/LN)

167 I see the definition of "sexual harassment" has been expanded to mean "saying mean things to a woman."

Or rather "a liberal woman."

It's OK to hope Sarah Palin and her daughter get raped.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (ZM2xo)

168 Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when Trump tweeted


Is that what she calls her afternoon donor service sessions?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (QQ+il)

169 Get a load of this retard.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283204/

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (LiyEm)

170 Uh, why would her aides get her?

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Kirsten Gillibrand has AIDS??

I did not know that!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

171 165 They fall for Trump's Bait every single time. It's amazing to watch.
Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (p/bSX)

Shave and a haircut...

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (7n4KQ)

172 148
Gillibrand was a nothing from some backwater hand picked by Schumer and installed into the Senate. She is his flunky.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (QC/4S)

Well, not exactly, her father and mother were lawyers, lobbyist and generally big time up state democrat hacks. For over a hundred years.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (bCBw5)

173 What is a bipartisan bible study group?

--

Gays and women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (T4n7S)

174 Ignore proven claims of sexual assault for Bill's company and money. Mostly his money.

Raise false claims that have already been proven false. In the interest of politics.

Hurt the legitimate claims of real sexual assault victims with your politicization.

This is what Gillibrand calls winning. Douche.


Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 04:34 PM (VpIIl)

175 If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. Just because Kirsten Gillibrand is a guttersnipe, trollop and a floozy is no reason to call her names.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at December 12, 2017 04:34 PM (n4tk6)

176 They fall for Trump's Bait every single time. It's amazing to watch.

On Twitter people like to posts GIFs of a cat chasing a laser pointer every time this happens (so, you know, several times a day).

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 04:34 PM (3J/LN)

177 130: That's the first runner-up stupid expression

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 04:34 PM (5gaNQ)

178 https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283204/
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (LiyEm)

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In the world.

Not of it.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

179 the character Pyra for the Nintendo Switch's Xenoblade Chrnonicles 2

Guess I just found my 12 y.o. nephews Christmas present

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (dab45)

180 Never the less, sheep resisted.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (ubJwS)

181 Standing on the corner, minding my own business, on the way home from Bible study.....out of nowhere, some guy I've never seen before just tweeted me....

And also Kristen G didn't do nuffins and was turning her life around.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (6FqZa)

182 I'm having a really hard time with the Bible story story, but even assuming its true... someone busted in there with a tweet and interrupted it? You gotta see this girl!!!

I'm sure its one of those "road less traveled vaguely spiritual" 'Bible' studies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (39g3+)

183 Plus Hope Hicks is hot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

I still fantasize about her pic in the black tuxedo while she traveled with the Golden Scalp Weasel in Japan.... Oh, my.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (2sCft)

184 Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman.

#ShePerspired
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Manly, yes, but I like to screw!

Posted by: wild irish hose at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (QCX64)

185 fixerupper: "Yes you are but what am I."

I guess I should read the comments before commenting. Who knew?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (H8S+R)

186 Well, not exactly, her father and mother were lawyers, lobbyist and generally big time up state democrat hacks. For over a hundred years.
==


like I said .....

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (QC/4S)

187 40 Trump is just intimidated by strong women. Which is why he hired Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Wait...

Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (eNHDE)


Watching Sarah slap down Acosta made me think Sarah knows how to deal with kids. She is really just the mom in the toddler room with these hacks. She really keeps her cool, too, and enforces a certain measure of politeness, for a change.

"I told you what to do, I told you I wouldn't respond if you didn't do it, and then I followed through with what I said. At some point, you WILL learn what NO means."

The fact that these tactics are required in a room of purported adults tells me all I need to know about lefties and the press.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (7UW64)

188 Why are these two nasty broads harassing the President? Unprofessional - No Class!

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (2Mnv1)

189 Still she SlutSisted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (IqV8l)

190 "I'm not saying she's easy - but her tribal name is 'Three Kinds of Cock-Breath'."

-Elizabeth Warren

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (RzgQJ)

191
156 women-Americans !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:32 PM (QC/4S)






Gyno-Americans

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (veoSD)

192 Any early news on the Alabama election?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (dxEgU)

193 explain to me how you have time for bible study during the day?


what is your favorite book of the bible and why?





Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (l0KE0)

194
Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was happening."


Why would aides pull her out of a bible meeting just to inform her of a Trump tweet?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (lKyWE)

195 Any evidence of Russian collusion today? Nope?


Well, OK, be back tomorrow.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (LISuA)

196 I think Hope Hicks is better looking than Ivanka if you ask me...

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (QC/4S)

197 what a whore

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (FZYNt)

198 It's snowing...again. This time with gusty winds and dropping temperatures.

*looks around to see if Al Gore is in town*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (leCj4)

199 Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when Trump tweeted


Is that what she calls her afternoon donor service sessions?
Posted by: Mitch McConnell



Day drinking group.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (rXkis)

200 180 Never the less, sheep resisted.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (ubJwS)


....and we like sheep......... have gone astray.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (7UW64)

201 >>>Get a load of this retard.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283204/

The long march through all the institutions is not an allegory. Some good links today, steevy.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (q177U)

202 192 Any early news on the Alabama election?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (dxEgU)

Jones is up by 147%.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (72PAC)

203 Kirsten Gillibrand has AIDS??
I did not know that!!


If KG did, Warren would have tweeted it already.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (6FqZa)

204 Elizabeth Warren Steps In to Call Gillibrand a Slut in the Guise of Defending Her


Actually, I'd pay for some hot Gillibrand on Warren action. I hate them, but thinking about it is arousing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (/qEW2)

205 192 Bill Wynn was by to inform us it was going to be an early night...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:37 PM (LiyEm)

206 *looks around to see if Al Gore is in town*

Check the ferns.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2017 04:37 PM (6FqZa)

207 Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when Trump tweeted




WTF is BIPARTISAN Bible study?

Pretty sure ol' St. Paul explained that there is neither Jew nor Greek.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 04:37 PM (7UW64)

208 'Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group when Trump tweeted"

*makes OK sign with hand*

She lies like a rug, cheats, manipulates, steals and divides people against each other.

Revelation 3:8-10

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 04:37 PM (VpIIl)

209
Any early news on the Alabama election?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Roy was on his high horse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 04:37 PM (IqV8l)

210 Lovely, compassionate and sweet Kirstin Gillibrand was attending Bible study where they were in deep thought and prayer over Galatians 5-the Fruit of the Spirit- said Gillbrand's aide. Kirstin was flustered and upset that she had to be given the details of President Trump's rude tweet.

Posted by: The NYT at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (8+Ozj)

211 "Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED" what the hell does that mean?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (fftfA)

212 I wonder if The Donald is thinking Fuck it, I'm gonna do one term and then I'm out, I'll say whatever the hell I want.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (qJtVm)

213 Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group

Oh, what a steaming pile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

214 Drudge says Artificial intelligence has done what you'd expect, and gone into the porn production business.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yawwejaz

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (LISuA)

215 Kirsten Gillibrand is a ho, a skank, and a prostitute to be sure but that doesn't mean she can't show large groups of men a good time all at once.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (n4tk6)

216 Actually, I'd pay for some hot Gillibrand on Warren action. I hate them, but thinking about it is arousing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (/qEW2)

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Dude??...... I ...... just....... Dude?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

217 Lieawatha... Go back to the reservation

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

218 This twiter thing seems to be an incoherent stream of random text as if a thousand crack monkeys were frantically pushing buttons to get a cookie.

Posted by: Billy Bob Homestakeovski of Lackadoches at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (KdDCu)

219 Michael Medved is freaking out over Trump's tweet. I don't think he understands that the media would treat any Republican in the WH just as badly.

Posted by: Mike at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (c056A)

220 The Inner and Outer Party are not only all banging each other, but they are the most over sexed and hyper sexual people in the USA.

Stanley Kubrick was spot on in Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (p/bSX)

221 104 "For the first time, I heard Gillibrand speak and her voice is so grating, she makes Fauxcahontas' sound like Judi Dench.'

It's high-pitched girlish, and naturally whiny.

It's lacks natural authority. She's no Maggie Thatcher.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 04:28 PM (cAXIk)


That's great. If she runs, once again American men will be thinking "Do I want to hear this voice every day? Sounds like my ex-wife."

Women are a certain disadvantage politically because of the higher pitch of our voices. When we are trying to say something with conviction or passion, our voices tend to go up and what is supposed to sound forceful sounds whiny or hysterical instead. (The higher pitch in my own voice irritates me when I hear it, which is one reason I do my best to stay calm when I'm arguing.)

Thatcher could manage it. Most of us can't.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (ZM2xo)

222 Any early news on the Alabama election?


Polls close at 19:00CST.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (QQ+il)

223 209
Any early news on the Alabama election?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Roy was on his high horse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 04:37 PM (IqV8l)

LOL, Yeah I saw that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (dxEgU)

224 Received my cookbooks today. What an absolute treasure!
Thank you bluebell and Weasel. Fabulous job!

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (tcwn1)

225 197 what a whore
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (FZYNt)

198 It's snowing...again. This time with gusty winds and dropping temperatures.

*looks around to see if Al Gore is in town*
-----------

Whore/Gore

Coincidence? You decide...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 04:39 PM (leCj4)

226 Your mind would have to be in the gutter for that interpretation.

Posted by: S. H. S.

====
So nick is sarah Huckabee sanders . . . this is what that dumb April reporter claimed and Sara's response was your mind would have to be in the gutter . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (mc1P4)

227 >>>Drudge says Artificial intelligence has done what you'd expect,

How about a synopsis, for those of us scared to click.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (q177U)

228 213 Gillibrand aide says she was attending bipartisan bible study group

Oh, what a steaming pile.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah, I don't believe that for a second.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (ZM2xo)

229 Yes, Kirsten Gillibrand engages in wild revelry with tons of men for money but what's that got to do with anything?

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (n4tk6)

230 ....and we like sheep......... have gone astray.
Posted by: tcn in AK




Baa, baa Blacksheep.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (rXkis)

231 Kirsten and Lizzy in their handmaid outfits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (IqV8l)

232 Actually, I'd pay for some hot Gillibrand on Warren action.

I'd literally rather watch penguins do it.

Posted by: some dude at an Antarctic research station at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (6FqZa)

233 You know... Gildewhatever did whore her self out with that comment about trump resiging

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (O2RFr)

234 'Finally, Morons don't have to apologize for doing that thing in your mouth.'

Apologize?????? Bwaaaaaahhhhh. Right. More like they try to get you in the face in round 2.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (migMN)

235 My guess is Moore by a lot.

It was pretty apparent when the WaPo ran a story this morning on how a single Senate election didn't mean that much nationally.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (ubJwS)

236 71. Gillibrand puts the "heave" into "heaux."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)


I applaud you.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (Mjus2)

237 Girls, girls! *steps between them* Stop fighting - you're both sluts! *studio audience laughs*

Posted by: Mrs. Garrett at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (ppaKI)

238
I think I broke PronHubs search engine with 'bipartisan bible study group' -- it's been churning away for a couple minutes now.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (ajiE5)

239 Trump should claim that Gillibrand came to his office and offered to give him a Blumpkin as well as to allow him to give her a Donkey Punch.

It wouldn't be true, of course, but Anderson Cooper and the rest of the Fake Media would shit themselves blind over the story.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (BfOXk)

240 I'm not one to defend or commend Fauxcahontas, but I don't think she was "slut-shaming" or otherwise running Gillibrand down with that tweet. She was snarling her usual forked-tongue words at Trump and defending Gillibrand with the usual Dem feminista rhetoric, not calling Gillibrand names.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (HQ28E)

241 >>I'd literally rather watch penguins do it.


It is Tuesday.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (RzgQJ)

242 How about a synopsis, for those of us scared to click.
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:40 PM (q177U)

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Superimposed Gal Gadots head into porn scenes.

**yaaaaaaawwwwwwn**

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (8XRCm)

243 Is that what she calls her afternoon donor service sessions?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (QQ+il)

It's kinda like praying since she spends mot of the time on her knees.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (aVYsC)

244 Preznit Donny Two Scoops: Troll Meister status confirmed.

Fauxcahauntus status: Confirmed dumbass

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (i0ykY)

245 I'm sure she was feeding nuns and orphans as part of this 'bipartisan' bible study of diversity peace and tolerance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

246 Any early news on the Alabama election?

It's going to be an early night for Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: This... is CNN at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (3J/LN)

247 Hey Kristen in the spirit of the season...Ho,Ho,Ho....Which is what you are to the Dem party

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (O2RFr)

248 That article Insty linked about Christians isn't all wrong. There is a large segment of the church so focused on this world they are forgetting the gospel and Christ. Salvation does not come through the ballot box, and the Republican party is not the party of God.

But at the same time the Democratic Party is pretty much the party of Satan so that should be opposed by the Christian Church.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

249 I think there is a word for someone who throws away previously held principles and morals in exchange for power and status.

I think Warren knows that word too.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (m9Yt9)

250 240 I'm not one to defend or commend Fauxcahontas, but I don't think she was "slut-shaming" or otherwise running Gillibrand down with that tweet. She was snarling her usual forked-tongue words at Trump and defending Gillibrand with the usual Dem feminista rhetoric, not calling Gillibrand names.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (HQ28E)

+++

She thought she was being hip. F-, if we're grading.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (tcwn1)

251 "Very disloyal to Bill Crooked-USED" what the hell does that mean?





Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:38 PM (fftfA)

I am pretty sure Trump is saying Gillbrand was disloyal to Bill and Felonia von Pantsuit when she begged him for a contribution.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (SrkNc)

252 Donald J. Trump, you will not silence Kirsten Gillibrand, that brave, brazen hussy. Her power to speak out is exceeded only by her ability to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.

She has the fortitude to take you on, as well as the entire crew of the USS Ticonderoga.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Pocahautus" Warren at December 12, 2017 04:43 PM (A3b6q)

253 About this tweet:

It's The Trump Outrage of the Day. Everyday, it's something else. I can't remember what the Outrage of the Day was on 11/12/17 or even 12/1/17. It has all become one prolonged leftist grand mal seizure.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 04:43 PM (ZM2xo)

254 Kirstin was flustered and upset that she had to be given the details of President Trump's rude tweet.
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this is to show that Kirstin, didn't have her mind in the gutter and yet she was hurt and offended!!

Because Sanders smacked down April whather name at presser for having her mind in the gutter for claiming trump's tweet was implying sex trading . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:43 PM (JSiUw)

255 Any early news on the Alabama election?

--------

Roy either winning OR losing the Election is bad....very bad... for the Republican Party. And we'll explain why!!

~VOX

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (8XRCm)

256 How about a synopsis, for those of us scared to click.
============

It's a preview tinyurl, so it's safe to click. The ultimate site is Daily Mail, so that should be fine too. The synopsis is AI is trained to insert realistic looking images of famous people into porn, speaking appropriate dialogue.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (LISuA)

257 Outrage to the left of me,hand wringing to the right....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (LiyEm)

258 She has the fortitude to take you on, as well as the entire crew of the USS Ticonderoga.

*unzip*

Posted by: The crew of the USS Ticonderoga at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (3J/LN)

259 Tonight's big story on CNN shortly after 7:00 pm EST:

"President Trump: Should He Be Putting Two Scoops in his Diet Coke Float?"

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (ubJwS)

260 She has the fortitude to take you on, as well as the entire crew of the USS Ticonderoga.


I am choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (QQ+il)

261 I'm not one to defend or commend Fauxcahontas, but I don't think she was
"slut-shaming" or otherwise running Gillibrand down with that tweet.
She was snarling her usual forked-tongue words at Trump and defending
Gillibrand with the usual Dem feminista rhetoric, not calling Gillibrand
names.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (HQ28E)




Except Trump never called Gillibrand a slut... it was Liawatha who did that (while telling Trump to stop shaming her for it).

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (SrkNc)

262 Actually, I'd pay for some hot Gillibrand on Warren action.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM


Objection. AoSHQ guidelines require the "busty" descriptor for this sub-genre.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards and Measurements at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (ctuyM)

263 Very disloyal to Bill Crooked-USED" what the hell does that mean?

=======
Bill and Crooked (Hillary) Used them.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (uvpZu)

264 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (HQ28E)

I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 04:45 PM (8+Ozj)

265 "Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED" what the hell does that mean?


It's a code message to me

Posted by: Covfefe at December 12, 2017 04:45 PM (EzdLW)

266 Just to make sure the record shows:

Gillibrand: Doable

Warren: Undoable and nondoable

Posted by: Moron Getting it On the Record at December 12, 2017 04:45 PM (A3b6q)

267 Not really fair because US Navy ships are no longer filled of Sea MEN. These days....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (LiyEm)

268 >>> She was snarling her usual forked-tongue words at Trump.


Sad squaw speaks with the forked tongue.

Posted by: Chief Laughing Chicken at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (ppaKI)

269 You misconstrue me. I wouldn't hire you as Second Assistant to the Underslut at Trump Towers.

Posted by: The Real DJT at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (W/SyC)

270 194
Trump tweeted, she had to be pulled out by aides to hear what was happening."


Why would aides pull her out of a bible meeting just to inform her of a Trump tweet?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM (lKyWE)

Bible study...mean girl club. Same, same.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (Enq6K)

271 speaking appropriate dialogue.
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 12, 2017 04:44 PM (LISuA)

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mmmpppffft rumfft umph umph rummmmffft mumfft ??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (8XRCm)

272 Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:43 PM (JSiUw)

There may be a Congressional Bible Study. I have a hard time believing that Gellibrand was attending it at that very convenient time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (8+Ozj)

273 "192 Any early news on the Alabama election?"

Not much. Al.com, which is ridiculously in the tank for Jones, reported extra-heavy turnout in Jones' strong areas. Sec of State Merrill issued a statement saying turnout is strong, but there's no reason to expect that extra turnout will favor one candidate over another.

Polls close in just over three hours.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (398bZ)

274 >>>The synopsis is AI is trained to insert realistic looking images of famous people into porn, speaking appropriate dialogue.

So winter is (literally) coming.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (q177U)

275 Well, of course, Kirsten Gillibrand is a woman with loose morals, and loose bowels. Is a harlot and a tramp. A strumpet and a hooker but she does not deserve to be outed as a hustler and a tart.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (n4tk6)

276 Lizzy: "Uh, why would her aides get her? This couldn't wait 20 minutes or so for her to finish Bible study?"

Because political hacks wanted to use the words "Bible study" to reify Gillibrand and stage the battlefield. See, Gillibrand is a pure, righteous saint and Trump is not. Trump wasn't even praying when he tweeted. The heathen.

I enjoy watching these monkeys dance... badly.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (H8S+R)

277 sometimes you don't want to screw them, you just want to slap them.

Posted by: mike tyson at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (XWfIj)

278 Gillibrand: Doable
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No sir. That's a dust bowl.

Posted by: don't be silly at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (JSiUw)

279 I wouldn't be surprised if she was attending some vaguely spiritual meeting that used a thin veneer of the Bible to justify whatever political topic of the week they were discussing. "Feed my sheep." Ok now that we got the Bible out of the way, lets discuss how Donald Trump is evil for wanting at a cut....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)

280 I'm sure she was feeding nuns and orphans as part of this 'bipartisan' bible study of diversity peace and tolerance.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

Naaah... they were totally making sleeping bags for the homeless. And baking cookies for them too.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (SrkNc)

281 Her power to speak out is exceeded only by her ability to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Pocahautus" Warren at December 12, 2017 04:43 PM


Meh.

Posted by: The tennis ball and the 100 metre garden hose event in the 2020 Heaux Olympics at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (ctuyM)

282 She is USED.. Used by others to promote their agenda and not having her own identity. A puppet, in New York, for Schumer and the Dem machine. Once again, a tweet that is truth and designed to make their heads explode...

Trump tweets are designed... Bigly. You really think that Trump just sits around to Tweet? He has a team, and they are timed, and he approves before they go out. Please think people! This is the Potus, of course they are planned!

Posted by: Catman at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (KzK8d)

283 >>I'd literally rather watch penguins do it.


It is Tuesday.



Good point. I'm feeling neglected.

Posted by: The Dolphin at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (fuK7c)

284 The synopsis is AI is trained to insert realistic looking images of famous people into porn, speaking appropriate dialogue.


I only look at porn for the dialogue.

Posted by: former Penthouse subscriber at December 12, 2017 04:48 PM (EzdLW)

285 I'm not one to defend or commend Fauxcahontas, but I don't think she was
"slut-shaming" or otherwise running Gillibrand down with that tweet.
She was snarling her usual forked-tongue words at Trump and defending
Gillibrand with the usual Dem feminista rhetoric, not calling Gillibrand
names.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (HQ28E)

See the definition of slut shaming I posted @ #70...and tell me how Warren used it correctly and in context.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 04:48 PM (Enq6K)

286 Anyone else get the sense from Dems that after sacrificing large numbers of their own tribe to their strange God of making women feel dirty, they are anxious to sacrifice someone else for a change? I mean if they can't get Trump, then the Pervnado will have been for naught.

And they are somehow mad that Trump has said no thanks to voluntary sacrifice.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:48 PM (fftfA)

287 What's with that top headline on Drudge?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 04:48 PM (ZZdXT)

288 Gillibrand likes Butt Stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 04:48 PM (YV+SU)

289 266 Just to make sure the record shows:

Gillibrand: Doable

Warren: Undoable and nondoable
Posted by: Moron Getting it On the Record at December 12, 2017

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I didn't know what KG looked like, so I image-DuckDuckGo'd her. Agreed on both counts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:48 PM (HQ28E)

290
Actually, I'd pay for some hot Gillibrand on Warren action.Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM


There's a sentence I thought I'd never see.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM (lKyWE)

291 Hilarious new development: rank and file Dems are now screaming at Gillibrand on Twitter for demanding that Franken step down.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM (3J/LN)

292 278
Gillibrand: Doable


Here is a web site for you...http://tinyurl.com/yc4doe48

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM (bCBw5)

293 Good point. I'm feeling neglected.
Posted by: The Dolphin at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (fuK7c)

Stop your complaining.

Posted by: The Manatee at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM (72PAC)

294 Harry Reid had to puled out of an altar boy by aides...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM (LiyEm)

295
"Bully" is the Democrat Focus Group Approved Disparaging Word of The Moment.

Don't worry. If Roy Moore wins, a lot of the the current nonsense will go away.

Including that word.

The next thing will be public displays and yammering about just how moral and religious Our Democrat Betters are.

You're already seeing this with Gilly and her "Bible study group".

A-a-a-a-and that may work, just like the Dims falsely pledging Fiscal Responsibility and getting control of Congress when W was Prez. Then promptly, going on a wild tax and spend spree.

There are a lot of suckers on our side sometimes.
(see #NeverTrump)

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM (NyJwR)

296
Good point. I'm feeling neglected.
Posted by: The Dolphin at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (fuK7c)

Find a fish. IYKWIM

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM (suO/a)

297 At least Warren was quiet about Gillebrand and her connection to that black thing in the front that goes up.

In the assault weapons ban. Or something.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM (m9Yt9)

298
*sings*

Do ... you ...feel...

Like ... I ... do?

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 04:50 PM (KdDCu)

299 290


Actually, I'd pay for some hot Gillibrand on Warren action.Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 04:36 PM



You can use the same site...http://tinyurl.com/yc4doe48

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:50 PM (bCBw5)

300 Women are a certain disadvantage politically because of the higher pitch of our voices. When we are trying to say something with conviction or passion, our voices tend to go up and what is supposed to sound forceful sounds whiny or hysterical instead.

Yeah its a serious drawback. You can't really do "passionate and commanding" like a guy. It ends up sounding harpylike or screeching and really unpleasant. Hillary Clinton could not seem to comprehend this.

Sarah Sanders does it well by staying on an even keep at all times and delivering biting lines like a slightly bored, barely tolerant mom dealing with the 5th kid trying the same stuff the previous 4 did.

Thatcher was able to do it by having that imperious lower toned voice that just makes you shrivel up inside like a schoolteacher is reading you the riot act.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+)

301 No. I'm sorry. There is not a bipartisan congressional bible study group.

that is a focus group tested nothing designed specifically to hook people exactly like you.





Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:50 PM (UMLjO)

302 29
Reminds me of the time my Mom called me a son-of-a-bitch.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (ajiE5)

I Palindrome I

Posted by: John Linnell at December 12, 2017 04:50 PM (A3b6q)

303 Huh. Another federal judge has recused herself in a case where a Russian company was accused in the phony Russia dossier of hacking Democrats computers. No reason was given for the recusal but she used to work with the Democrat law firm founded by David Boies that also employed Fusion GPS.

https://tinyurl.com/y9bm3edv

Those GPS boys really got around.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 04:51 PM (/tuJf)

304 Nobody puts Kirsten in a corner!

Except Trump apparently.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 04:51 PM (4ErVI)

305 Posted by: The Manatee at December 12, 2017 04:49 PM

The Empress will not be amused.

Posted by: The bones outside the Velociraptor breeding facility at December 12, 2017 04:51 PM (ctuyM)

306 Speaking of butt sex, Matt Drudge will suck and fuck anyone and anything

Posted by: Karmic Justice at December 12, 2017 04:51 PM (usM7j)

307 >>>Actually, I'd pay for some hot Gillibrand on Warren action.


Isn't that they forced Alex to watch in A Clockwork Orange?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 12, 2017 04:51 PM (ppaKI)

308 Has anyone here ever actually read Art of the Deal?

Trump was saying the same thing back then, 1987.

He hates politicians. Loathes them.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 04:51 PM (GAjBr)

309 Before attending the bipartisan Bible study. Kirstin Gellibrand had been shopping for gifts for the Salvation Army Angel tree effort. Later tonight she plans to attend a prayer meeting where she will pray for forgiveness of God for President Trump's rude and sexist tweet..

Posted by: NYT at December 12, 2017 04:52 PM (8+Ozj)

310 166 Meanwhile go look up the character Pyra for the Nintendo Switch's Xenoblade Chrnonicles 2

The Pyra hate-train mysteriously derailed after it was discovered the designer/artist was a Japanese woman, thus exposing the feminists to charges of trying to mess with a beautiful, pure (meaning "non-American") culture.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (3J/LN)



That's like the whining about the sexualized nature of the character Bayonetta. Character designer for her was a woman as well. Its almost as if there are women who are out there that aren't pissed off that men find the female form appealing.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 04:52 PM (lKs2v)

311 285 I'm not one to defend or commend Fauxcahontas, but I don't think she was
"slut-shaming" or otherwise running Gillibrand down with that tweet.
She was snarling her usual forked-tongue words at Trump and defending
Gillibrand with the usual Dem feminista rhetoric, not calling Gillibrand
names.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (HQ28E)

See the definition of slut shaming I posted @ #70...and tell me how Warren used it correctly and in context.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017

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Sure, but I think EW (isn't it neat how those initials work out? Ewww?) was trying to slam Trump with the charge of slut-shaming, not trying to slam KG for being one. But it is true that Trump never used the word or implied any such thing about KG, so I'm confused.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:52 PM (HQ28E)

312 Ladies and gents, I give you Elizabeth Warren, Indian giver of compliments and grrrrrl power. Hah!

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 04:52 PM (hvf9s)

313 Mike: "Michael Medved is freaking out over Trump's tweet. I don't think he understands that the media would treat any Republican in the WH just as badly."

No, he understands just fine. He's just upset Trump finds his ilk silly and hysterical.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2017 04:52 PM (H8S+R)

314 Gillibrand used to be nice looking.

She's aging like a deck support.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

315 Mr. President your tweet was a total facial on my colleague!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (A3b6q)

316 "Another federal judge has recused herself in a case where a Russian company was accused in the phony Russia dossier of hacking Democrats computers."

Rats showing their uncanny ability to sense the impending sinking of ships.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (398bZ)

317 In a wrestling match I'd bet Gilly over Hester My Shit Doesn't Smell.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (YV+SU)

318 Thatcher was able to do it by having that imperious lower toned voice
that just makes you shrivel up inside like a schoolteacher is reading
you the riot act.
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[scribbles note to self of look for videos of Thatcher online, for future reference]

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (aT+Bx)

319 What I don't get - why do senators and congresscritter, and the media even react to trump's tweets? Why don't they just ignore them?

He's obviously just trolling these guys. And they fall for it over and over.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (fftfA)

320 I think its past time for a bit push noting the single connecting thing between 99% of these accused sexual scumbags in the last year. There's been, what, 3 Republicans and 82 Democrats? All hard left, almost all of them striaight up "war on woman" complaining male feminists?

That needs to be hammered, hard. A list of them and their politics, one after another. Over and over. There's something sick on the Democrat side of the fence. Very, very sick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)

321 If anybody doesn't think that Trump knows exactly what he is doing with his tweets, they need to rethink their position. That was a nuanced punch to the throat that the haters could not leave alone.

Well played President Trump, well played.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 04:54 PM (3BFzK)

322 313 Mike: "Michael Medved is freaking out over Trump's tweet. I don't think he understands that the media would treat any Republican in the WH just as badly."

No, he understands just fine. He's just upset Trump finds his ilk silly and hysterical.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2017 04:52 PM (H8S+R)



I used to follow Medved avidly, and I still like his history lectures, but he has become a pathetic RINO shit.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 04:54 PM (ujg0T)

323 Took a little nap. What happened?

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)

324 No. I'm sorry. There is not a bipartisan congressional bible study group.

that is a focus group tested nothing designed specifically to hook people exactly like you.



They really don't understand that the words they use tell more about them than they realize.

"Bible Study Group"? Ok.
"Bipartisan Bible Study Group"? WTF is that?

Obviously bull shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:54 PM (rXkis)

325 187>>>

When you don't have to learn to act like a serious, all-business adult in order to make money and hold down employment, that's what happens.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 04:54 PM (UkoqY)

326 323 Took a little nap. What happened?
Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)

Indian called a whore a whore.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 04:54 PM (72PAC)

327 Took a little nap. What happened?
Posted by: Weasel


We won.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (rXkis)

328
Has anyone here ever actually read Art of the Deal?



Trump was saying the same thing back then, 1987.



He hates politicians. Loathes them.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 04:51 PM---Are you saying that I voted for someone who detests politicians as much as I detest politicians?
/gets out large, southern-style fan and starts waving it wildly. Oh my, is it suddenly hot in here? I'm suddenly VERY hot.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (aT+Bx)

329 Trump really needs to work "money shot" into one of his tweets.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (398bZ)

330 i just don't get the Gillibrand thing. She's stone dumb. It's almost physically painful to listen to her and get a glimpse into that empty head of hers. She is incapable of critical thinking. She makes Linda McMahon look like Aristotle. How in the world did she get elected?

Posted by: Caliban at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (QE8X6)

331
Let me boil down the Genius Of Trump for you:

I one short simple tweet, President Trump just made millions of people *imagine* Kirsten Gillibrand on her knees blowing him.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (LATmp)

332 Sure, but I think EW (isn't it neat how those initials work out? Ewww?) was trying to slam Trump with the charge of slut-shaming, not trying to slam KG for being one. But it is true that Trump never used the word or implied any such thing about KG, so I'm confused.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:52 PM (HQ28E)

It made absolutely no sense in her tweet...unless she considers Gillibrand a slut and was taking up for her against Trump, who said nothing sexual about Gillibrand at all so....yeah, beats me.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (Enq6K)

333 Gillibrand used to be nice looking.



She's aging like a deck support.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

The rules about crazy? They are twice as true for anti-man feminists.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (SrkNc)

334 Indian called a whore a whore.
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Fake Indian called a . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (BGuOh)

335 You can't really do "passionate and commanding" like a guy.

==

there is a myth that passionate and commanding requires screaming.. Some people can be pretty commanding without raising a voice. Sanders did an excellent job schooling Acosta, something that Spicer could not master...

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (QC/4S)

336 319 What I don't get - why do senators and congresscritter, and the media even react to trump's tweets? Why don't they just ignore them?

He's obviously just trolling these guys. And they fall for it over and over.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:53 PM (fftfA)

Because their infantile supporters can't ignore them because of Feelz and the fact that they're babies with full diapers. So their reps feel like they have to stand up to Mean Dad Trump lest that ire be turned on them for not standing up to Mean Dad Trump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (4ErVI)

337
Now all anyone can think of is Kirsten Gillibrand giving Blow Jobs.

Thanks, President Trump!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (LATmp)

338 Trump knows he lives rent free in their heads and he exploits it like master.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (LiyEm)

339
i just don't get the Gillibrand thing. She's stone dumb. It's almost
physically painful to listen to her and get a glimpse into that empty
head of hers. She is incapable of critical thinking. She makes Linda
McMahon look like Aristotle. How in the world did she get elected?

Posted by: Caliban at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (QE8X6)

She ran as a D

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (SrkNc)

340 How in the world did she get elected?
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NY.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (YV+SU)

341 [scribbles note to self of look for videos of Thatcher online, for future reference]


Oh, let's have a thread about it! Your Furriness, if you are watching, please?

No. 2 Son only knew about Maggie Thatcher from punk/rock songs of the 80s and assumed she was vile. (For what it's worth, I love Elvis Costello and Sinead O'Connor no matter what).

I showed him some clips. He changed his mind.

I would love a good Iron Lady thread to roll around in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (fuK7c)

342 Begging now means sex. Who knew?

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 04:57 PM (p/bSX)

343 i just don't get the Gillibrand thing. She's stone dumb. It's almost physically painful to listen to her and get a glimpse into that empty head of hers. She is incapable of critical thinking. She makes Linda McMahon look like Aristotle. How in the world did she get elected?
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She waltzed into Hillary's place courtesy of Chuck Schumer and Hillary.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:57 PM (okUxA)

344 Fake Indians know Real Whores.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 04:57 PM (UkoqY)

345 Thatcher was able to do it by having that imperious lower toned voice that just makes you shrivel up inside like a schoolteacher is reading you the riot act.



More so because of her age. She not only sounded like a schoolmarm, she looked like one or like your grandmother.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:57 PM (rXkis)

346 So Trump says Kristin would come to Trump tower begging for campaign cash, and would promise any kind of reciprocity to benefit trump's business in return. The media goes to the gutter and assumes he is making sexual references. Therefore, trump is the asshole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 04:57 PM (BoMuO)

347 338 Trump knows he lives rent free in their heads and he exploits it like master.
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Yep, and he loves tearing the wiring and copper plumbing out of their abode. Vicious, he is.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 04:58 PM (YV+SU)

348 Gillibrand is politics-pretty. Politics is, of course, Show Business for ugly people, so it rates on a heavy curve.

Trump, meanwhile, dated models and beauty pageant contestants. I doubt Gillibrand pegged his penis-meter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

349 >>Sure, but I think EW (isn't it neat how those initials work out? Ewww?) was trying to slam Trump with the charge of slut-shaming, not trying to slam KG for being one. But it is true that Trump never used the word or implied any such thing about KG, so I'm confused.

I think this falls into the category of making the left live by the rules they insist we live under. Truth has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

350 337
Now all anyone can think of is Kirsten Gillibrand giving Blow Jobs.

Thanks, President Trump!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (LATmp)

To be fair. It was the Dems response that triggered the image.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 04:58 PM (p/bSX)

351 340 How in the world did she get elected?
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NY.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (YV+SU)


She came from the most conservative part of the state and ran as pro-2A among other things. BUT, she told an outright lie about her opponent and essentially faked her way into the senate where she became Cuck Schemer's meat puppet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

352 Yep, and he loves tearing the wiring and copper plumbing out of their abode. Vicious, he is.
----

Swoons.

"I love you Donny Two Scoops!!!!"

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (aT+Bx)

353 Republicans want photo ID in order to vote, democrats assume that blacks are too stupid to get photo IDs to vote, therefore Republicans are assholes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (BoMuO)

354 Gillibrand used to be nice looking.

She's aging like a deck support.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis



Ouch. Son of a .....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (rXkis)

355 Girls, girls! *steps between them* Stop fighting -- you're both sluts! *studio audience laughs*
That must have been one helluva special episode of Blossom!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (QCX64)

356 I mean, at some point, it just becomes embarrassing to watch. He says something mean-ish. They react with a hot take, usually grossly over react. They look like idiots.

He does this over and over again. he controls the discussion and the debate on everything. He takes Obama's "stray voltage" theory to its ultimate limit - for a minimum level of effort (a fucking tweet) he can occupy every single thought and action of these idiots for weeks. meanwhile - he pretty much sails along, doing what he wants.

After a couple of years of this - you'd think they might catch on to the game. But the news media is starved - they don't have the money for proper reporting. So they leap on every tweet as free "filler" for the news. And this forces everyone to react.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (fftfA)

357 The city ( NYC) allowed Colin Kaepernick to make a surprise visit to Rikers Island Tuesday to meet with inmates enraging correction officers who feel the stunt will only endanger them.

Should have locked him in and thrown the key away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (dxEgU)

358 She waltzed into Hillary's place courtesy of Chuck Schumer and Hillary.


Remember she was a pro-2A Upstate moderate when it was only about her congressional district. She "evolved" when she had to run statewide.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (fuK7c)

359 Looked at it again:

Trump did *imply* that KG was no better than she ought to be, with "campaign contributions" and "would do anything for them". So all Lie-a-watha managed to do was to drive Trump's implication home into Twitter readers' minds. Nice job.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 05:00 PM (HQ28E)

360 So calling someone a lightweight is the same thing as silencing them and stuffing them into the ovens?

And she got a quarter of a million likes for that comment?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 05:00 PM (+dsLj)

361 Trump tweets are designed... Bigly. You really think that Trump just sits around to Tweet? He has a team, and they are timed, and he approves before they go out. Please think people! This is the Potus, of course they are planned!
Posted by: Catman at December 12, 2017 04:47 PM (KzK8d)



Mike Pompeo, Trump's CIA director pointed out the POTUS's tweets are not as random as we may think:

"I've actually seen it help us." ( "it" being Trump's tweeting)


https://youtu.be/QOaBHyi4Qu0?t=68


Worth watching and listening to Pompeo practically do a mic drop on Leon Panetta and Bret Baier.

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 05:00 PM (EzdLW)

362 Begging now means sex. Who knew?
Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 04:57 PM (p/bSX)

----

Millions and millions of married men.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2017 05:00 PM (8XRCm)

363 Also to be fair, Kristen Gillibrand always looked had that love of giving hummers abuut her.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 05:00 PM (p/bSX)

364 I have been telling libtards that the reason I like Trump is because he drives them crazy. They don't seem to have a snappy retort for that.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 05:00 PM (Sfs6o)

365 LOL. Classic.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 12, 2017 05:01 PM (CPk08)

366 It is a pattern that is repeated over and over. Republican says something, Democrat filters it through his racist, bigoted mind, and blames the republican for making him think racist, bigoted things.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:01 PM (BoMuO)

367 250 240 I'm not one to defend or commend Fauxcahontas, but I don't think she was "slut-shaming" or otherwise running Gillibrand down with that tweet. She was snarling her usual forked-tongue words at Trump and defending Gillibrand with the usual Dem feminista rhetoric, not calling Gillibrand names.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2017 04:41 PM (HQ28E)

+++

She thought she was being hip. F-, if we're grading.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 04:42 PM (tcwn1)

If she were really hip she would have complemented Gillibrand on her excellent ability to pull a train and how she has such good control over her gag reflex.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2017 05:01 PM (A3b6q)

368 So Trump says Kristin would come to Trump tower begging for campaign cash, and would promise any kind of reciprocity to benefit trump's business in return.

The media goes to the gutter and assumes he is making sexual references.



Because that is what they would do. Projection is strong on the left.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:01 PM (rXkis)

369 But the news media is starved - they don't have the money for proper reporting. So they leap on every tweet as free "filler" for the news
==============
they pay FUSION GPS for stories.

They are NOT starved. They are lazy.
They are creatures of the Uniparty, bought and paid for, sleeping on the cushions being feed choice scraps off the royal table.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 05:02 PM (kdqeL)

370 Wanna bet Trump has a recording of Gillibrand offering "anything" for a campaign contribution?

Posted by: Karmic Justice at December 12, 2017 05:02 PM (usM7j)

371
Remember she was a pro-2A Upstate moderate when it was only about her congressional district. She "evolved" when she had to run statewide.
-----------------
So she's acting butch to earn some cred with the homies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 05:02 PM (YV+SU)

372 -
--

The city ( NYC) allowed Colin Kaepernick to make a surprise visit to Rikers Island Tuesday to meet with inmates

----------------------------------------------

Who promptly used him as the community sex doll.


Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 05:02 PM (pMGkg)

373 Who promptly used him as the community sex doll.


Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 05:02 PM (pMGkg)

Thinking like a troll doll with that hair.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 05:03 PM (suO/a)

374 That #shepersisted bullshit is so fecking dumb and juvenile that it hurts my brain. Please let Moore win tonight to set these freaks even further down the path to the pit of misery and despair.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 05:03 PM (a+WIL)

375 http://bit.ly/2BasEZy

Anecdotal Evidence Points to Heavy Alabama Turnout
Top elections official in a Republican stronghold thinks the Senate voter participation could double the primary numbers

Ummm Swamp this is not what you wanted ! hahahahaha

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 05:03 PM (y3aQB)

376 Girls, girls! *steps between them* Stop fighting -- you're both sluts! *studio audience laughs*
That must have been one helluva special episode of Blossom!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (QCX64)


The Facts of life....The Facts of Life!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:03 PM (BoMuO)

377 272 Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 04:43 PM (JSiUw)


There may be a Congressional Bible Study. I have a hard time believing that Gellibrand was attending it at that very convenient time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (8+Ozj)



It's like arriving at jury duty and the defendant is sitting there in a brand new suit while reading a bible. Yeah sure thing buddy.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:03 PM (lKs2v)

378 Wanna bet Trump has a recording of Gillibrand offering "anything" for a campaign contribution?
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I do not know the state laws in New York. But in ohio you can record any conversation you are a part of. . .

so if the law is the same there, likely he has tapes to protect himself.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 05:04 PM (okUxA)

379 Every time Trump throws out a shit stirring tweet like this guaranteed he's doing some seriously important shit behind the scenes the media is completely missing out on.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 05:04 PM (+dsLj)

380 Wanna bet Trump has a recording of Gillibrand offering "anything" for a campaign contribution?



Do I bet against him or do I fold?

Fold.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:04 PM (rXkis)

381 Trump did *imply* that KG was no better than she ought to be, with "campaign contributions" and "would do anything for them".

Right, its kind of a low thing to say and if, say Obama had mumbled that about I dunno, Sarah Sanders, I'd be annoyed at it.

You know, I know, and the cat knows what he is saying but he said it in a way (like the bleeding from wherever) line, in a manner that plausibly can be defended as "well you're nasty if you think that."

I don't like that. Its part of President Trump that I do not care for. But at the same time, the response is... amusing. That's exactly what he was after, a storm of self righteous Democrats acting like he said "boobs" on TV and clutching at their pearls. It makes them look ridiculous to the public, and hypocritical to anyone who has been watching leftist after leftist toppled that "everybody knew" about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)

382 Edging is a thing now. Wonder if Kristen is down?

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 05:05 PM (p/bSX)

383 What's with that top headline on Drudge?

Drudge is a troll, and really hates Moore.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

384 Trump did *imply* that KG was no better than she ought to be, with "campaign contributions" and "would do anything for them".


When she was first running, she spent most of her time in California strip-mining the Dem snowflakes . . .well, the rich ones. And they ponied up big time and they are the ones who got her elected. She's just a whore.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:06 PM (14URa)

385
That #shepersisted bullshit is so fecking dumb and juvenile that it
hurts my brain.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 05:03 PM (a+WIL)

Is ersisting some weird gay sex thing?

Posted by: Emily Litella at December 12, 2017 05:06 PM (wYseH)

386 Now all anyone can think of is Kirsten Gillibrand giving Blow Jobs.

Thanks, President Trump!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 04:56 PM (LATmp)

To be fair. It was the Dems response that triggered the image.
Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 04:58 PM (p/bSX)



Yeah, it's weird.

I read Trump's tweet- I knew exactly what he meant. i.e.. That Gilly would promise anything to help his business for a few bucks.

Her Fellow Democrats, who obviously know Gilly better than I,

went straight to the sexual favor assumption.

And...again. They know Gilly.

Okay, fine. have it your way, Dims.

Gilly gives blow jobs for political cash.


There....you win!!! Your assumption is now "reality".

That's some mighty fine gamesmanship there, retards.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2017 05:06 PM (NyJwR)

387 273 "192 Any early news on the Alabama election?"

Not much. Al.com, which is ridiculously in the tank for Jones, reported extra-heavy turnout in Jones' strong areas. Sec of State Merrill issued a statement saying turnout is strong, but there's no reason to expect that extra turnout will favor one candidate over another.

Polls close in just over three hours.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (398bZ)

"Turnout is strong, which can only mean that people are voting for the cadidate of their choice in this contentious election. A strong turnout indicates that one of the cadidates will most likely have more votes than the others, and many of the undecided will be breaking one way or another."

Posted by: Alabama Fake News at December 12, 2017 05:07 PM (A3b6q)

388 356. After a couple of years of this - you'd think they might catch on to the game. But the news media is starved - they don't have the money for proper reporting. So they leap on every tweet as free "filler" for the news. And this forces everyone to react.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (fftfA)


Theyre like addicts and cant help themselves. Meanwhile, Trump gets things done.



Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:07 PM (Mjus2)

389 It was Alastair Crowley's bible she was studying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:07 PM (k1TUh)

390 I don't like that.
=================
I lot of people didn't like Patton either. In war, the results come first.

This is a war.

That's not just a metaphor.

Its an actual war.

Shots have already been fired.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (NQyOI)

391 389 It was Alastair Crowley's bible she was studying.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:07 PM (k1TUh)



What was I, chopped Liver?

Posted by: Zombie Anton LeVey at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (ujg0T)

392 The Left "Have you seen that monsters latest Tweet?? Quick girls,to the Outrage mobile!"(shaped like a vagina on wheels...)

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (LiyEm)

393 And she got a quarter of a million likes for that comment?

There are a lotta bots out there. Many, many fake followers you can purchase to buff up your numbers and feel important. I can't remember the number but it was over half of Hillary's twitter followers: not human, according to an analysis. Its not 100% accurate but all these big names buy followers and get lots of bot followers who just retweet everything they say except corrections and mistakes.

You want a more accurate sense of how many people follow someone and are real? Look at the discrepancy between retweets when they tweet some hot take on Trump and when they correct it. Its like 150000 vs 237.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)

394 lol, I read "#shepersisted" as #shep persisted.

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (EzdLW)

395 383 What's with that top headline on Drudge?

Drudge is a troll, and really hates Moore.


Moore hates homos so...

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (r9UYA)

396 Drudge is a troll, and really hates Moore.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

Hates Moore with a fiery passion... enough to now imply that he is a homosexual.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:09 PM (SrkNc)

397 Some savvy media person should ask GillyMcuddles what chapter and verse she was studying in that there Bible class.

Quotes too. And not John Something Something.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 05:09 PM (EoRCO)

398 >>After a couple of years of this - you'd think they might catch on to the game.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (fftfA

What's fun is to see the complete meltdowns he's causing with these tweets. Some of the stuff I see on Facebook is almost unbelievable. He's taking 10 years off the lifespan of the liberal population. If nothing else, they'll drink themselves to death.

Posted by: Caliban at December 12, 2017 05:10 PM (QE8X6)

399 I read Trump's tweet- I knew exactly what he meant. i.e.. That Gilly would promise anything to help his business for a few bucks.

Her Fellow Democrats, who obviously know Gilly better than I,

went straight to the sexual favor assumption.

And...again. They know Gilly.

Okay, fine. have it your way, Dims.


--
Yeah. How would a bj help his businesses?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:10 PM (rXkis)

400 125 #shepersisted is one of the funniest octothorpe campaigns to come out in the history of dumb social media whatevers.

Didn't it start because Warren didn't understand the rules of the Senate, had them explained to her, still didn't understand, and kept talking?

Hint: That's not a thing to be proud of.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 04:29 PM (T4n7S)

So you're saying that the complete hashtag is

"#SHEPERSISTEDATBEINGANIGNORANTDUMBASS" ?

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2017 05:10 PM (A3b6q)

401 At press conference in front of Trump tower.

Gillibrand: I am shocked to find there is campaign fund solicitation occurring in this building!

Trump flunky handing over check: Our campaign donation, madame.

Gillibrand: Oh, thank you.

Her and Murray are running neck and neck in the Dumbest Senator competition. Race to the bottom.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 05:10 PM (e1mEI)

402 "Turnout is strong, which can only mean that people are voting for the cadidate of their choice in this contentious election. A strong turnout indicates that one of the cadidates will most likely have more votes than the others, and many of the undecided will be breaking one way or another."

This is the most accurate and truthful election reporting I've ever read. Its as good as Softball Girl's color commentary!

Bob, its important that the Yankees score more runs than the Orioles, or they will lose this game!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)

403 What the left needs are more witch hexes on PDT.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:10 PM (r9UYA)

404 Trump can just let the furor burn for a little while and say she promised to sell out on some liberal sacraments in exchange for the money. Tax cuts, regulation, special favors.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

405 The congressional bipartisan Bible study is led by Keith Ellison. Wolf will have more on this CNN exclusive at 5:00.

Posted by: This is CNN at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (3BFzK)

406 It is hilarious to see these leftist Congress "Womyn" tweeting that Trump won't silence them. Like he wants them to stop making asses of themselves?

Please don't throw Trump in that briar patch.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (ujg0T)

407 The candidate with the most votes has a good chance of winning this election.

Posted by: John Madden at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (WbIyz)

408 What Trump is doing is kinda like what I would do to my younger siblings when we were growing up. I would say something that *sounded* kind of suggestive or ominous or whatever, but in fact I had said nothing very objectionable at all, just like Trump did hear. And then they would run to Dad and say "guess what he said to us it is so horrible!!!!" and then I would repeat exactly what I had said in very calm tones and Dad would say "well he really didn't say anything at all to you, what's wrong with you getting all worked up at every other word somebody says, and he says he didn't mean anything by it, so toughen up a bit!!!"

and then as he was walking away I could look at them and quietly go "neener neener neener!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (k1TUh)

409 y a know Nood right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (xFBfz)

410 I don't like that.
=================
I lot of people didn't like Patton either. In war, the results come first.

This is a war.

That's not just a metaphor.

Its an actual war.

Shots have already been fired.
Posted by: simplemind


Ribs have been broken.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM (rXkis)

411 Attn Sen Warren:

You cannot use a hashtag someone else created about you in any serious manner or in reference to anyone else, even if you like said hashtag. See Rule 17.7.

Sincerely,
Twitter #Style Guide

Posted by: Elements of Tweetstyle at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM (wx6iv)

412 By "do anything" Trump just meant the sex thing right? Cause who cares at this point.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:13 PM (xFBfz)

413 "Turnout is strong, which can only mean that
people are voting for the cadidate of their choice in this contentious
election. A strong turnout indicates that one of the cadidates will most
likely have more votes than the others, and many of the undecided will
be breaking one way or another."



This is the most accurate and truthful election reporting I've ever read. Its as good as Softball Girl's color commentary!



Bob, its important that the Yankees score more runs than the Orioles, or they will lose this game!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)

Its kinda refreshing in its honesty though.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:13 PM (SrkNc)

414 The candidate with the most votes has a good chance of winning this election.

It's a bold plan Cotton we will see if it works.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (3BFzK)

415 > 395
383 "What's with that top headline on Drudge?"



>> "Drudge is a troll, and really hates Moore."



>>> "Moore hates homos so..".

Well that would explain it then.

If you're going to reach for a western metaphor for the Alabama election, why not "High Noon" or "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?:

Instead he goes there.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (ZZdXT)

416 That indian girl got all that from his tweet ?? WOW

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (nQHw/)

417 274 >>>The synopsis is AI is trained to insert realistic looking images of famous people into porn, speaking appropriate dialogue.

So winter is (literally) coming.
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 04:46 PM (q177U)

Julius Caesar in "Togaless Trannies":

Julius Caesar: Et Tu Brutus?

****Start Action*****

Julius Caesar: Veni, veni, veni!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (A3b6q)

418 Willowed;

Kirsten and bestest buddies.

https://twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/940626752530939904

Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 05:21 PM (zOpu5)

419 328
Has anyone here ever actually read Art of the Deal?



Trump was saying the same thing back then, 1987.



He hates politicians. Loathes them.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 04:51 PM---Are you saying that I voted for someone who detests politicians as much as I detest politicians?
/gets out large, southern-style fan and starts waving it wildly. Oh my, is it suddenly hot in here? I'm suddenly VERY hot.
Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 04:55 PM (aT+Bx)

--------

Yep, and he's PRESIDENT

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (GAjBr)

420
"Turnout is strong, which can only mean that people are voting for the cadidate of their choice in this contentious election. A strong turnout indicates that one of the cadidates will most likely have more votes than the others, and many of the undecided will be breaking one way or another."


The Super Bowl Champions this year will most likely be the team that doesn't loose in the playoffs and the one that scores the most points in the Super Bowl

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (lKyWE)

421 Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 12, 2017 04:59 PM (fftfA)


What are you complaining about? Just buy more popcorn and pop open a cold one.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (dab45)

422 Trump's Tweets allow the left to project themselves on the big screen where everyone gets to see them clearly. This drives them further insane so rinse-repeat happens.

Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (zOpu5)

423 you got to enjoy the msms' "trumps lashin' out at da womenz" routine in their headlines, never "buncha whiny ass bishes be lying their guts out about trump"

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (TlvUt)

424 Do you know who you're picking a fight with?
............

Yeah, we're playing Cowboys and Injuns, right?

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (HgMAr)

425 Oh Pochantas, What were you thinking?! LOL

New media reports:

"Trump calls Senator Gillibrand a Slut".

"Trump slut shames a senator!"

Neither thing happened. I'm just practicing modern day media writing.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 05:41 PM (9razJ)

Instapundit: I Asked the DOJ If Lisa Page Was Involved In Getting FISA Warrants For Her Boyfriend, Disgraced FBI Hack Peter Strzok, and They Gave Me the Runaround

If the DOJ isn't going to answer relevant questions, then no one should answer a single question asked by the DOJ or its pet hitman Mueller.

Posted by: Ace at 03:04 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (mynhJ)

2 nd

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (so+oy)

3 It's a vast left-wing conspiracy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (so+oy)

4 So why can't Sessions order the DOJ to comply? I know most of this crap was from the Obama DOJ, but what prevents the CURRENT DOJ from allowing compliance?

Posted by: Ann at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (jtHQy)

5 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (4dz1m)

6 Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)

7 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

8 So the answer is "yes" then.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

9 What they have on Sessions must involve homosex somehow.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (CMbMd)

10
Lotsa stuff happening today...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (4DCSq)

11 That was a good question but it was asked of the Special Counsel, not the DOJ.

They are not the same thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

12 Moor is lying about are Presdent of color and all the good things he has done for the coontry. Moore lied, Moore wins, and America will have died !!!!!!!! DumbAss rednecks down south are clueless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (u54O2)

13 5 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.
Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (4dz1m)

She was not thinking. Upset. Too much blood in her alcohol stream.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (ycWCI)

14 Oh what I would pay if someone would answer a question, "On advice of counsel, I'm asserting my First Amendment rights to tell you to go fuck yourself".

Posted by: Joe, no that other one at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (QFnhZ)

15 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.
Posted by: rd
............
delicious irony, isn't it?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (so+oy)

16 4. DOJ personnel prevent it - just a guess.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (fA1SL)

17
5 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (4dz1m)


Hillary is ruthless, but she would screw up a one car parade.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

18 I need a diagram.

Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (yOqwj)

19 6 Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)

"Struck", I'm fairly sure.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (CMbMd)

20 So it seems we need a special counsel to investigate the special counsel and his team.

Posted by: Penfold at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (Fbt5B)

21 so FBI Strzok was banging the lady using the Fusion GPS BS Dossier to get FISA wiretaps???

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (BIr2P)

22 "Struck", I'm fairly sure.

I have heard it said that way.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (7n4KQ)

23
Only certified, licensed journalists (or, as they are known, Tribunes of the People) can ask questions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (QKT5U)

24 What they have on Sessions must involve homosex somehow.
Posted by: Hikaru
.........
I thought it was Keebler Elf sex!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (so+oy)

25 Me? I'm going to Disney World!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (398bZ)

26 Translation: the source is part of the dam getting ready to break on this.

When the chips fall Trump ain't gonna be the one hurting.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (SzZnW)

27 Awww....no Sarah.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (fuK7c)

28 Based on the Daily Mail pictures, Lisa Page looks like Adam Driver's homely older sister.

I do feel sorry for the husband having to deal with reporters outside his house.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

29 I like your idea, ace.

Oh, by the by, I think we all know that hilariously non-responsive answer means yes, yes, she was.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

30 Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?


If you can trick him into saying it backwards he will be forced to return to his own dimension.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (QQ+il)

31 >>What they have on Sessions must involve homosex somehow.

He Dreams of Gene E.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (RzgQJ)

32 WTF? Thats all i got at this point. Renegade agencies not accountable to any higher authority and nothing can be done to make them comply? really? thats it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (xFBfz)

33 The more Mueller investigates President Trump, the worse the Democrat Party looks.

By the time Mueller is finished, so will the Democrats.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (4dz1m)

34 Is it just me, or is there some sense that this is building to some type of news/judicial/political crescendo?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (EyPfd)

35 they all need to be asked what is it exactly that they do there.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (nFwvY)

36 Bruce Ohr has unusual sexual tastes, I will say.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (LISuA)

37 Let me guess what Peter Strzok's girlfriends farts smell like...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (VpIIl)

38 35. TL;DR - get moar ammo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (fA1SL)

39 The insane thing is we alledgedly have "our guys" at both agencies.

The only way the ball moves forward is for Trump to start EO'ing the fucking shit out of the DOJ and FBI.

And while he's at it fire Mueller, Ronstein, McCabe, Wray, Sessions and Mueller.
Posted by: Kreplach

__________

I agree, and my fear is Trump doesn't seem to have attention span or focus to deal with this.

Maybe it's all 4D Chess and an act, but it really seems like Trump is far more interested in the petty parts of politics like what some Senator said on a talk show about him rather than basically a deep state coup that is far more serious to both his Presidency and our democracy

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (lKmt3)

40 29
Based on the Daily Mail pictures, Lisa Page looks like Adam Driver's homely older sister.



I do feel sorry for the husband having to deal with reporters outside his house.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

Prolly a big giant lefty too. Wahhh

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (ymnmz)

41 Shouldn't General Beauregard be asking these questions?
Who is in charge of DOJ?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (LilNs)

42 Is it the twelve days of Christmas yet? Do you start counting before or after? Because I would like to see some people leaping.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (lwiT4)

43 >>The more Mueller investigates President Trump, the worse the Democrat Party looks.

Huh. Funny that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (/tuJf)

44 BRB--gotta tweet a picture of me standing in a wheat field. Lookin' all serious and shit.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (398bZ)

45 There is entirely too much grab-assing going on at the DOJ. Fire them all.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (2Mnv1)

46 they all need to be asked what is it exactly that they do there.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (nFwvY)


Send in the Bobs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (493sH)

47
6 Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?

Rush calls him Struck-Stroke. Levin pronounces it another different way.

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (4DCSq)

48 42 Is it the twelve days of Christmas yet? Do you start counting before or after? Because I would like to see some people leaping.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (lwiT4)

Epiphany is after.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

49 Is it just me, or is there some sense that this is building to some type of news/judicial/political crescendo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



I'm thinking more of an ass gas release,
not a huge, stinking turd.
IOW, a big nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (rXkis)

50 That was a good question but it was asked of the Special Counsel, not the DOJ.

They are not the same thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)
----------

Potayto, potahto

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (kNasr)

51 Can we get another lib, Barbara Streisand, to sing their theme song "Bring in the Clowns"....

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (VpIIl)

52 >>Potayto, potahto

Or DOJ and Not The DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (/tuJf)

53 I know

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (kNasr)

54 The members of The Party are all banging each other.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (p/bSX)

55 It's spelled Strzok, but it's pronounced "probe."

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (Bdeb0)

56 Epiphany is after.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
====================

So Ground Zero is Christmas Day? Shoot. I was hoping for goosing and leaping any day now.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (lwiT4)

57 Is this where a refusal to answer is an affirmation?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (VpIIl)

58 When you have those kinds of serious questions, do NOT ask them all at the same time. You will only get one answered and it's usually the last one.

(I know this from asking my husband and son multiple questions at the same time.)

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (Enq6K)

59 I hesitate to comment until Jim Acosta tweets about this.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

60 Help me, Vanna White, you're my only hope!

Posted by: Peter Strzok at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (fuK7c)

61 Office of the Special Clownsel

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (VpIIl)

62 I know you know. I'm trying to get ace to tighten up his loose shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (/tuJf)

63 Hillary is ruthless, but she would screw up a one car parade.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH

That seems to be the case. I wonder how she developed such delusions of grandeur while having *no* actual accomplishments (or even any competence).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (rp9xB)

64 Something from Byron York.

http://tinyurl.com/ydfps9jq

Gee Byron, ya think?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (EyPfd)

65
Prolly a big giant lefty too. Wahhh
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
...........
he works for a non-profit international education foundation or something.. so yeah.. lefty all the way..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (so+oy)

66 Help me, Vanna White, you're my only hope!
Posted by: Peter Strzok


Yeah. You could stand to buy a vowel or two.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (rXkis)

67 Don't mess w/The Mossad:
https://tinyurl.com/y7xt3hfx

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (ty7RM)

68 Strzok me, Strzok me.

Posted by: Billy Squire at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (5clls)

69 I'm trying to get ace to tighten up his loose shit.
======

If he figures it out, ask him to gimme a call.

Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (vg8iE)

70 I came across an interesting situation in the Military, where things were swept under the rug because it would have made the Military look bad.

That is part of what is going on here... They have KNOWN about his crap for years... but also know that if the public ever finds out what has REALLY been going on... the Institutions themselves will take a hit...

And in their minds... they work for the Institution... not we, the People...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (NgKpN)

71 JackStraw, you've been hanging around here long enough to know better.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (kNasr)

72 for goosing and leaping any day now.

Good thing you're a woman. Otherwise the use of "goosing and leaping" would get you accused of sexual harassment. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (8+Ozj)

73 6
Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?

It's how someone having a stroke pronounces "stroke".

Posted by: typical white woman at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (iBtsV)

74 "Prolly a big giant lefty too. Wahhh
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless"


No doubt. Looks like a wimpy beta male and works for a non-profit. DC is full of them. Paolo must be a busy man here.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (OD2ni)

75 That seems to be the case. I wonder how she developed such delusions of grandeur while having *no* actual accomplishments (or even any competence).
==========

We have no idea.

Posted by: Sycophant Media at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (vg8iE)

76 That seems to be the case. I wonder how she
developed such delusions of grandeur while having *no* actual
accomplishments (or even any competence).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (rp9xB)
======================

Delusions of grandeur? Opioids will do that.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (lwiT4)

77 BRB--gotta tweet a picture of me standing in a wheat field. Lookin' all serious and shit.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (398bZ)
............

Those car keys ain't gonna find themselves.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (HgMAr)

78 Idk all the players in this little crapfest. Maybe someone here does.

What if-

Whomever put Mueller's team together knew most/all of this inbred clusterf$%# before hand?

And intentionally put these people together to bring all this to light and discredit these jackasses at one time?

Or are we to believe this whole thing imploding is just random chance and these people ended up working together on this were wrong place wrong time?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (hS07U)

79 Willowed on a previous thread

https://www.redstate.com/streiff/2017/12/12/mystery-robert-muellers-secret-conflict-interest/

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (6ksbU)

80 This is about the time in an 'investigation of Dems' where there is a flurry of unexpected suicides.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (0ogQG)

81 I could not imagine a more interesting train wreck than this whole Rus confabulation. Good thing Mueller won't look any worse for constantly pounding his head on the desk in total frustration.
Come to think, he may be discovered dead from head trauma. That would elevate this to JFK assassination conspiracy level.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (e1mEI)

82 " Based on the Daily Mail pictures, Lisa Page looks like Adam Driver's homely older sister."

That is incredibly apt.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (V+V48)

83 77enty! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (YV+SU)

84 52 >>Potayto, potahto

Or DOJ and Not The DOJ.
Posted by: JackStraw

more like shiite and sunni

Posted by: x at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (nFwvY)

85 So Ground Zero is Christmas Day? Shoot. I was hoping for goosing and leaping any day now.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (lwiT4)

----

Starts singing.

Posted by: Weird Al at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (suO/a)

86 Every once in a while he reads the comments and then goes back and reads the article he himself linked.

Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (/tuJf)

87 Otherwise the use of "goosing and leaping" would get you accused of sexual harassment. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (8+Ozj)
============================

It's not for lack of trying

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (lwiT4)

88 55. Strzok - n., a fundamentally dishonest person tasked with assuring the integrity of an investigation, but with the understanding that he will instead protect the Inner Party & its allies. v., to engage in obstruction if justice & acts in furtherance of conspiracy to deprive non Inner Party members of their liberty, property, and reputation.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

89 I know you know. I'm trying to get ace to tighten up his loose shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (/tuJf)



Maybe a little Kaopectate would help

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (493sH)

90
BRB--gotta tweet a picture of me standing in a wheat field. Lookin' all serious and shit.
Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (398bZ)


You know what would be cool?Tweet a picture of youin a bomber jacket standing with your back to the camera with Mt Rushmore in the background at sunset

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (lKyWE)

91 Anyone hear anything re: 'Bama? Gateway Pundit says Moore's base is turning out heavily, according to source on the ground.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (ty7RM)

92 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.
Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM

The irony is, if Hillary and Bill had any juice left, they'd tell Mueller to cut it off right now and that would be that. But it's taken on a life of it's own and there's no stopping it.
Mueller keeps it up and he runs the risk of exposing all Democrat scandals---without getting anything on Trump. Trump is stronger
Or he ends it right now--without getting anything on Trump. Trump is stronger.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (7uYFy)

93 Wouldn't even give Insty her title while at DoJ.
Nope, nothing fishy, here, nosirreee!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (W+vEI)

94 surprising<----------------------------------------||>not surprising

Posted by: Bored383 at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (70HTk)

95 I love your indomitable spirit.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:16 PM (kNasr)

96 80. Muggings gone wrong. If they still have their watch - it wasn't Zod. Zod always takes the watch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:16 PM (fA1SL)

97 For heavens sake. It's pronounced "strk."

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:16 PM (398bZ)

98 Every once in a while he reads the comments and then goes back and reads the article he himself linked.


But only if he sees his shadow, and it's grey today.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

99 Torches and Pitchforks - what in the hell are we waiting for?

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (Sfs6o)

100 God loves a sinner.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (/tuJf)

101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.


That's all I got.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

102 Someone earlier posted an interesting report about Pocahontas' corrupt consumer group falsifying reports to shake down a lender. It was funny because the company had "Ace" in it's name. Can't find the link...

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (q177U)

103 'Torches and Pitchforks - what in the hell are we waiting for?'

#Twoweeks

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (EyPfd)

104 Somebody needs to contact John P Carlin.

He was the Assistant AG for National Security and had to approve all FISA warrant requests. He RESIGNED FROM OFFICE in October 2016 the same time this Page chick was seeking the FISA warrant. He appears to have left office the exact week the FISA warrant was approve by the FISA court. I don't know for sure but I think Page and Strzok worked directly for him.

I think a higher up made him either approve the crooked FISA
request or resign.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (GAjBr)

105 97 For heavens sake. It's pronounced "strk."

The Z is silent.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (398bZ)

106 Petty.
Tyrants.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (xJa6I)

107 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

Eh. Not pithy enough. Should be something more like "the brown smear that a dog leaves when it wipes it's ass across a carpet or rug"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (KUaJL)

108 Mr. Sessions,

For the good of the republic, you must appoint a special counsel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (gCJeK)

109 You know what would be cool?Tweet a picture of youin a bomber jacket standing with your back to the camera with Mt Rushmore in the background at sunset
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Mirrored shades, Members Only jacket and parachute pants.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (rXkis)

110 For heavens sake. It's pronounced "strk."


Right?

Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (fuK7c)

111 Mueller the "epitome of integrity"? More like Lord of the Frat House.

This is a joke.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

112 64 Something from Byron York.

http://tinyurl.com/ydfps9jq

Gee Byron, ya think?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (EyPfd)

Yeah.... are paranoid if they ARE actually wire tapping your Staff?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (NgKpN)

113 101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.


That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

Throw her in with Katherine Timpf on the list of political pundits who I am highly annoyed by but still want to bang

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

114 Willowed:

"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."

Unless Moore wins tonight.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (3myMJ)

115 Translation: the source is part of the dam getting ready to break on this.

When the chips fall Trump ain't gonna be the one hurting.

The problem is with the way things are no-one is going to be hurting in the DC swap. Unless we stand up and start taking this seriously and meting out serious consequences for this shit the Deep State will be effectively our masters from now on. The left in this country lost an election and they aren't letting it bother them in the slightest, they still run the show in DC and are acting accordingly, because they know we will not do anything about it. The time is rapidly approaching for the firing squads and hangman's nooses for this wretched hive of villainy and scum. Or is that quote in the banner at top just for show?

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (CuDAv)

116 probably afraid Insty is an undercover Agent of T.R.U.M.P. and was setting a perjury trap.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (nFwvY)

117 Throw her in with Katherine Timpf on the list of political pundits who I am highly annoyed by but still want to bang
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

That's a pretty longwinded way to say "female political pundits"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (KUaJL)

118 I Strzok my Peter in the ficus.

Posted by: Harvey W. at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

119 "Hillary is ruthless"

I strongly deny this and will take action against anyone who repeats this calumny including following them to the ends of the earth and submitting them to acts of ruthlessness beyond their wildest imagination. Take note, you have been warned.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (fkNSY)

120 101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.


That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

She's mute-button worthy. Like Meagain or Kat Timpf, I can just watch her and let my mind wander.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (xJa6I)

121 The Z is silent.

I know.

Posted by: Django at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (fuK7c)

122 "101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor"



Eh, she's got a couple of good qualities.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (OD2ni)

123 I just don't understand how the F that Jeff Sessions doesn't force these cancerous tumors to answer the questions. They work for us.
Government Workers: Just like the actual working class, office drama and all; but accountable to no one.

Posted by: Gman at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Bnm2K)

124 ' S.E. Cupp annoys me.


That's all I got.'

Meghan 'Sparkle" Markle is beginning to punch ll my wrong buttons.

I'll take Ms. Cupp.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (EyPfd)

125 I think we should all pronounce it phonetically:
" Stir - zock "
until he goes crazy and starts babbling out a confession.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HySvC)

126 Mirrored shades, Members Only jacket and parachute pants.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (rXkis)
======================

Ahmadimajad is still alive?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (lwiT4)

127 Pull on the two Ohrs and your Strzok might move the boat...

This is where Trump does a Caligula, gets Mueller and his pirate crew on the boat and sinks it in the Potomac while the press watches?

Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (UVKwo)

128 We all thought Strzok here was brain damaged!

Posted by: Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you. at December 12, 2017 03:21 PM (7HtZB)

129 Torches and Pitchforks - what in the hell are we waiting for?

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (Sfs6o)


After Christmas sales.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

130 111 Mueller the "epitome of integrity"? More like Lord of the Frat House.

This is a joke.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

When you or others have to constantly defend your integrity?

You don't have any...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:21 PM (NgKpN)

131
For heavens sake. It's pronounced "strk."

The Z is silent.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (398bZ)

---------------------
I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (n4tk6)

132 Willowed:



"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."
=======================


I thought he was still on the 3rd floor Psych Ward. The governor, I mean.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (lwiT4)

133 MY GOD this reporter wench is DUMB!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8iiMU)

134 >>Whomever put Mueller's team together knew most/all of this inbred clusterf$%# before hand?
And intentionally put these people together to bring all this to light and discredit these jackasses at one time?




Mueller hand-picked this team comprising people he has worked closely with for years - is former chief of staff (and Clinton IT guy lawyer), guy from his private law firm, etc.. He wanted loyalty, reliability, and maybe knew on a personal level they would carry out his agenda - whatever that agenda is? I doubt he hired these close friends and colleagues to kneecap them.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

135 This DHS guy is good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (fuK7c)

136
"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."

So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote? Turtle would probably say yes. Collegiality and bipartisanship and stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QKT5U)

137 Not to fret. I'm told that Jeff Sessions will be springing his super-secret traps any year now. Again, not to worry.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

138 Oh, btw, just found out this Carlin guy was Chief of Staff for Mueller at one point.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (GAjBr)

139 136
"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."

So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote? Turtle would probably say yes. Collegiality and bipartisanship and stuff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QKT5U)

We should probably ask a judge from Hawaii.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (72PAC)

140 135
This DHS guy is good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (fuK7c)

Yeah, he is answering teh questions, challenging or refuting some premises, and being logical and intelligent.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (8iiMU)

141 Maybe Moore's horse will be appointed to the Senate. There is a precedent for that.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (fkNSY)

142
Eh, she's got a couple of good qualities.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (OD2ni)


Cupp size?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (lKyWE)

143 Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

Thing is that someone at DOJ is approving these hires... and budget.

Follow... the money...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (NgKpN)

144 I need a diagram.
Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (yOqwj)

Glenn Beck has his chalkboards available.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (2sCft)

145
I saw Pet Hitmen open for the Police at Nassau Coliseum in '82.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (mbhDw)

146 And if it is s superior breed of horse it would be better than the average Senator we have now.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (fkNSY)

147 Oh Trump the true wizrd let it turn into a circular firing squad. Make the wall a circle for these traitors and slime people.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (rWYtq)

148 This is a joke

+++

K. Waiting for punchline.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (GGQLa)

149 Sarah Huckabee Sanders! is back up, wearing black, AND a pearl necklace!

Calm down, you pigs....



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (8iiMU)

150 Ohrs and Strzok.

I think I finally understand their plan. If we can't pronounce their names we are strzuck, er szouk, er stuck.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (n4tk6)

151 Somebody needs to contact John P Carlin.

He was the Assistant AG for National Security and had to approve all FISA warrant requests. He RESIGNED FROM OFFICE in October 2016 the same time this Page chick was seeking the FISA warrant. He appears to have left office the exact week the FISA warrant was approve by the FISA court. I don't know for sure but I think Page and Strzok worked directly for him.

I think a higher up made him either approve the crooked FISA
request or resign.
==========
My client is vacationing in an undisclosed location and will never be available to discuss these matters due to a non disclosure agreement and a chance encounter with some polonium on a stick.

Posted by: John P. Carlin's attorney at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (VKQTS)

152 141 Maybe Moore's horse will be appointed to the Senate. There is a precedent for that.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (fkNSY)


It has its own website: Incitatus-Pundit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (mbhDw)

153
I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (IqV8l)

154 133 MY GOD this reporter wench is DUMB!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8iiMU)


Can you be more specific?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Enq6K)

155 >>Mueller hand-picked this team comprising people he has worked closely with for years - is former chief of staff (and Clinton IT guy lawyer), guy from his private law firm, etc.. He wanted loyalty, reliability, and maybe knew on a personal level they would carry out his agenda - whatever that agenda is? I doubt he hired these close friends and colleagues to kneecap them.
He hired every single one of them knowing full well that there was an active OIG investigation into the actions of the FBI and the DOJ into their actions during the 2016 campaign.

He either knew and ignored the active OIG investigation thinking he could overwhelm us with what he had to know was a non-existent Trump/Russia collusion investigation or he did it with a different purpose or he is dumber than a bag of dicks. Those are the options.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

156 You can't pronounce Strzok?

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

157 Ha! First question about PDTs tweet on Giliibrand..

My my these idiots are easily led.

LOLOL



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (8iiMU)

158 Yumm, polonium on a stick. -- Homer

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (fkNSY)

159 need a diagram

+++

Go to planned parenthood ?

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (GGQLa)

160 I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (IqV8l)

========

Who the hell knows.

Posted by: Mxyzptlk at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (vg8iE)

161 Steve Edwards, longstanding LA morning news show host, is out. The latest metoo scalp.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (Mjus2)

162 I think the worm is turning on this matter.




I know there are many here who are all "WTF? Where is Sessions in all this?"


I'm starting to think he is being silent for a reason. I know he has recused himself, but isn't he still being briefed on whats's going on.



I think at some point Sessions is going to call an old fashion news conference and lay a great big giant turd on Meuller. Not some namby pamby passive aggressive BS. It will be a list of crimes and names of people and accompanying warrants.



If I recollect hard, this is what going to the mattresses (small pun) looks like in the legal world.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (ymnmz)

163 Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

Fair enough. So he didn't know any of this going in? How is that possible? He's a creature of the swamp. He had to know that these people were gonna be scrutinized.

Are we really dealing with ultra corrupt keystone cops? Could it be that simple?

Retards with subpoena power?

I'm missing something here.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (hS07U)

164 159 need a diagram

+++

Go to planned parenthood ?
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (GGQLa)


They hand out IOU's?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (mbhDw)

165 This is where I repeat that the FISA court system is an utter joke.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (mf5HN)

166 I think the worm is turning on this matter.

------------------------

We're back on North Korea and fertilizer?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (5NMZN)

167 I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk

+++

Related to Me. Mxyzpltk

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (GGQLa)

168 It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (fkNSY)

169
"And if it is s superior breed of horse it would be better than the average Senator we have now."

When Harry Truman was new to the Senate, veteran senator J. Hamilton Lewis told him, "Harry, don't start out with an inferiority complex. For the first six months you'll wonder how the hell you got here. After that you'll wonder how the hell rest of us got here."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (QKT5U)

170 I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk.


Ahem.

Posted by: Comment #110 at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (fuK7c)

171
136
"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."

So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote? Turtle would probably say yes. Collegiality and bipartisanship and stuff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QKT5U)

Half a vote each. Be fun watching them wrestle for the comfy seat in the Senate chamber. Even better, gov appoints a woman and she has to sit on his lap.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (e1mEI)

172 Strzok backwards is Kozrts.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

173 How brazen. How arrogant. How confident they were that the corrupt, heartless, incompetent drunk harpy would win.

LOF'nL you hacks. Rule of Law, bitches! Your fun ride is only beginning and the Deep State and Soros can't help you.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (g1MTt)

174 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (ymnmz)

Jeff Sessions has been a politician for a lonnnnngggg time...

In the Senate... where you don't rock the boat...

I really hope you are correct... but I'm not seeing it...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (NgKpN)

175 That's mr.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (GGQLa)

176 Is it just me, or is there some sense that this is building to some type of news/judicial/political crescendo?

The intention is that said crescendo is the installation of Hillary as President.

In reality I think Mueller doing a perp walk is more likely.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (3J/LN)

177 It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.
=========

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

178 168 It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (fkNSY)

Tanned, rested, ready to go!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (ycWCI)

179 133 MY GOD this reporter wench is DUMB!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8iiMU)


Also, Water is wet.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (Mjus2)

180 101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

Throw her in with Katherine Timpf on the list of political pundits who I am highly annoyed by but still want to bang
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

#metoo

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (2sCft)

181 164 159 need a diagram

+++

Go to planned parenthood ?
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (GGQLa)


They hand out IOU's?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (mbhDw)

Love springs, internal

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (7HtZB)

182 I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk.

A common mistake. The B is silent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (QQ+il)

183 >>I know there are many here who are all "WTF? Where is Sessions in all this?"

Given that he has been recused on this issue and Rod Rosenstein has oversight and Sessions is prohibited from any actions at on this investigation, the single biggest thing that has infuriated many of those same people, I'm gonna go with they really don't care and just want to keep screaming about Session.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

184
BREAKING REPORT: Adam Schiff May Have Leaked Anti-Trump Fake News to CNN

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (3myMJ)

185 He either knew and ignored the active OIG investigation thinking he could overwhelm us with what he had to know was a non-existent Trump/Russia collusion investigation or he did it with a different purpose or he is dumber than a bag of dicks. Those are the options.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

=============

I tend to think its more the first than the second. It dovetails nicely with how the establishment has been handling Trump so far and its working out just as poorly for Muller thus far.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (fDby/)

186 >>He either knew and ignored the active OIG investigation thinking he
could overwhelm us with what he had to know was a non-existent
Trump/Russia collusion investigation or he did it with a different
purpose or he is dumber than a bag of dicks. Those are the options.


Maybe #3 with a yuuuuge dose of arrogance + certainty he could oust Trump before getting caught?

They all seem so sure their insider-y shenanigans will successfully purge that interloper.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (W+vEI)

187 154
133 MY GOD this reporter wench is DUMB!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8iiMU)





Can you be more specific?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Enq6K)

The reporter asked about immigrants being 'vulnerable' and insinuating that perhaps it was because maybe they didn't have a good education. The DHS guy said, no, the immigration lottery system was vulnerable to fraud adn abuse by a malicious actor (i.e. a terrorist( because the requirements were low to non-existent.)
She kept going back to teh quality of the immigrant being 'vulneraable'.
I was venting here and yelling at the TV.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (8iiMU)

188 It's pretty funny that Fauxcahontas basically called Gillibrand a slut.
With friends like these...

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (MOmn3)

189 The Ohrs Strozk before dawn.

As they are wont to do.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (RzgQJ)

190 Tiny bat is very hungry

https://youtu.be/4HFf83CYDbE

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (LiyEm)

191 I never looked a woman's ass.

Posted by: shep at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (PgaXO)

192

"then he unzipped his pants and ordered me to approve the FISA warrant application , 'but first', he said ' you will blow me'...

Posted by: -Lisa Page - currently considering being represented by Gloria Allred at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (dUOAV)

193 Ohhhhhh, shit.

They dissed Instapundit.

It's On Like Donkey Kong!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (BfOXk)

194 >>>>Fair enough. So he didn't know any of this going in? How is that
possible? He's a creature of the swamp. He had to know that these people
were gonna be scrutinized.



Are we really dealing with ultra corrupt keystone cops? Could it be that simple?



Retards with subpoena power?



I'm missing something here.
.
.
.Yes you are missing something here. All of this was conducted under the assumption that hillary would win the election, Trump would be defeated and complain about the results of the election like he said he would and none of this would have seen the light of day because hillary and her new AG would have quashed the internal IG investigation and leaked nothing but the Russia collusion stuff.

If you look at it that way it makes sense.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (+Dllb)

195 The reporter asked about immigrants being 'vulnerable' and insinuating that perhaps it was because maybe they didn't have a good education.

----------

So maybe we ought not let in thousands and thousands of uneducated people. We got plenty of them here already.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (7HtZB)

196 180 101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

Throw her in with Katherine Timpf on the list of political pundits who I am highly annoyed by but still want to bang
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

#metoo


Adding Kirsten Powers.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (ul9CR)

197 184
BREAKING REPORT: Adam Schiff May Have Leaked Anti-Trump Fake News to CNN
Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (3myMJ)


Censure or criminal charges? Meh, who the hell am I kidding here?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (mbhDw)

198 I was venting here and yelling at the TV.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (8iiMU)
----------

Attaboy

*stamps Ian's Moron card*

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (kNasr)

199 They know they are caught. They are just waiting for the best time to admit it. Christmas is on a Monday. My money is on Friday the 22nd.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (2X7pN)

200 It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.

------------------
What a lot of people are missing is that Moore, Trump, our guys were and will ALWAYS get this sort of treatment.

It's only now that the left is being eaten by their monster. And these people are actually guilty unlike Moore.

So enjoy the show, promote the show, egg them on, demand THEY live up to their standards, etc.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (n4tk6)

201 It's pronounced with glottalisation and clicking.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (xBSm0)

202 197 JJ what is the correct yiddish term for Schiff?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (LiyEm)

203 Sorry, Shep, I specified a "man," which you ain't. Now go herd some sheep or whatever you do.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (fkNSY)

204 That had better be one HELLUVA OIG report.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

205 It's pronounced with glottalisation and clicking.

But mostly clicking.

Posted by: The Gods Must Be Crazy at December 12, 2017 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

206 It's truly sad to see how corrupt the American government has become. We're no better than African countries stealing money and neglecting its people.

This MUST change.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (xttKs)

207 BREAKING REPORT: Adam Schiff May Have Leaked Anti-Trump Fake News to CNN
Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (3myMJ)


Censure or criminal charges?



Paid vacay.
No one is fucking going to jail. No one.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (rXkis)

208 Schiff?
--------
the one they used on him in gradeschool
Schiff the goniff.

Posted by: shep at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (MksHf)

209 then he unzipped his pants and ordered me to approve the FISA warrant application , 'but first', he said ' you will blow me

==========

[golf clap]

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (2X7pN)

210 I love SHS, she seems to love tapping all these idiot reporters on the beak.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (EGFUD)

211 204. I'm thinking it starts off with firing squads and, somewhere in the appendices, we get to impaling.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (fA1SL)

212 LOLOL:

SHS! "Only if you have your mind in teh gutter would your interpret it that way."

To that April bint....



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (8iiMU)

213 "I never looked a woman's ass.

Posted by: shep"

Stand in front of a mirror and look over your shoulder. You might get a gander, or maybe a goose if you're lucky.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (fkNSY)

214 184. Adam Schiff May Have Leaked Anti-Trump Fake News to CNN
Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (3myMJ)


Not shocked. This totally fits. I actually can see this resulting in charges. He has such a punch face.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (Mjus2)

215 So maybe we ought not let in thousands and thousands of uneducated people. We got plenty of them here already.
Posted by: josephistan



They have journo degrees.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (rXkis)

216 210 I love SHS

Me too, she's really something. Great pick by the POTUS.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (ul9CR)

217 >>*stamps Ian's Moron card*


Wait...

does he pronounce it 'E-Anne' or 'e-eN'?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (RzgQJ)

218 My feeling is the OIG report will be something aling of the lines of "they had no intent"...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

219 212, SHS! "Only if you have your mind in teh gutter would your interpret it that way."

To that April bint....
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (8iiMU)

hahah....that is gold.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

220 210 I love SHS, she seems to love tapping all these idiot reporters on the beak.
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (EGFUD)

============

And that, fellow morons, is what makes her perfect for the job. That and being the mother of small children.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (fDby/)

221 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

The pressure will be on to make it a woman, if the game is what I think it is.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (2z74n)

222 SHS is using the Gillibrand accusation as an excuse to counterpunch and talk about the broken system.

This is glorious.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (fuK7c)

223 Loving Sarah today. I'd vote for her for President.

Posted by: spypeach at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (myc22)

224 Press Conference

So "members of Congress" are calling on an investigation of Trump's supposed sexual harassment of the three women in the press conference yesterday?

I can't stand these press people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (8+Ozj)

225 does he pronounce it 'E-Anne' or 'e-eN'?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (RzgQJ)

Eee-Inn

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (8iiMU)

226 DoJ IG investigation started under Obama.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (GAjBr)

227
Adding Kirsten Powers.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (ul9CR)


Her looks have really slipped since she doesn't have the wizards at Fox working on her before she gets in front of the camera

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (lKyWE)

228 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (ajiE5)

229 >>Eee-Inn


APPROVED

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (RzgQJ)

230 Or are we to believe this whole thing imploding is
just random chance and these people ended up working together on this
were wrong place wrong time?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher
***

I'm starting to be of the camp that Mueller was turned by Trump as were the former's Dream Team, each having some exposure for U1 or some other criminal endeavor. Pardons in exchange for enforcing the Rule of Law.

As to Mueller, why did he interview for Comey's position when he was already termed out as a matter of law and could not again become FBI director?. The next day, he is "special counsel", heralded by the MFM and Deep State as the bestest most puresty prosecutor possible.

There is going to be a yuge surprise in the end for the MFM and democrats, I believe. Bigly yuge. Eleventy!!11!! bigly yuge.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (g1MTt)

231 218 My feeling is the OIG report will be something aling of the lines of "they had no intent"...

You got that right. This is all staged bullshit.
No one will be indicted or prosecuted except fall guy Flynn.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (r9UYA)

232 The pressure will be on to make it a woman, if the game is what I think it is.
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (2z74n)

Thought I heard he's going to appoint the Lt. Gov, who is a woman. (Tina Smith)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (ul9CR)

233 SHS! is blasting with both barrels.

Awesome.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (8iiMU)

234 Love that she told April that your mind has to be in the gutter to think that tweet was sexual. lol

Posted by: spypeach at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (myc22)

235 212 LOLOL:

SHS! "Only if you have your mind in teh gutter would your interpret it that way."

To that April bint....



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (8iiMU)


=================

Damn! That is beautiful! The verbal equivolent of a blackjack to the back of the head!

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (fDby/)

236 >>That had better be one HELLUVA OIG report.

I bet it will be. But it also seems to be having quite an effect before the investigation is over.

Question for those who doubt that there is a real investigation going on, who do you think is outing all of these people like Strzok, his girlfriend, Ohr, his wife, etc.?

It's not Mueller so who is doing it?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

237 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants

http://bit.ly/2jByeOp

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)

238 200
It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass
when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a
rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never
looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.



------------------

What a lot of people are missing is that Moore, Trump, our guys were and will ALWAYS get this sort of treatment.



It's only now that the left is being eaten by their monster. And these people are actually guilty unlike Moore.



So enjoy the show, promote the show, egg them on, demand THEY live up to their standards, etc.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (n4tk6)

Also, if a politician did this behavior in office - and did harass (and maybe even her ass) -- then they should answer for it.
If there was harassment prior to being office -- should they lose their elected office because of it? Harass -no. Proven assault -- yes.
So Franken -- if proven -- should be ousted.John Conyers -- rightly ousted.Trump -- didn't happen while in office.Moore -- happened 40 years ago. Not even elected (yet).

Posted by: Ficus Plant in corner at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (jxbfJ)

239 28 Based on the Daily Mail pictures, Lisa Page looks like Adam Driver's homely older sister.

I do feel sorry for the husband having to deal with reporters outside his house.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

OOoog. "Sir, are you comfortable with being a famous cuckold? Sir?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

240 That had better be one HELLUVA OIG report.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



It's all bukake theatre and we are the ficus plant.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (rXkis)

241 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
===========
Minnesota Governor on the phone: See, I got this thing right. It just fell into my lap and its worth something so . . . what'll you give me for it?

Posted by: shep at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (q+rKz)

242 >>>>My feeling is the OIG report will be something aling of the lines of "they had no intent"...
.
.
.If that is true, why would all of this be coming out right now when meuller is supposedly *this close* to frog marching Trump and Pence in chains?

It's over, while I agree there won't be any serious criminal charges, the left has lost the war and they are in desperation mode now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (+Dllb)

243 228 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (ajiE5)

Yes.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (72PAC)

244 SHS is taking care of business today at the press briefing.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

245 202 197 JJ what is the correct yiddish term for Schiff?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (LiyEm)


Momzer (bastard)
Goniff (thief)
Vontz (bedbug)

OR

Paskudnyak (horrible person, although the word is considered to be the worst insult imaginable to hurl at someone)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

246 Censure or criminal charges? Meh, who the hell am I kidding here?

Even worse- a demotion!

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (2z74n)

247 So Adam Schiff is now going to confesst to a bad case of dyslexia acknowledge that he's homosexual and enter treatment?

Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (UVKwo)

248 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (+Dllb)

And then Hillary slurred out that Russia caused her to lose the election and the media went bat-guano-crazy with it and here we are with this smoking wreckage caused by The Swamp Dwellers' undying, inexplicable, blind loyalty to Hillary.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

249 Jimmy Kibble is going after Stephen Colbert's role as Official Jester of The Resistance.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (ul9CR)

250 228
S.E. Cupp annoys me.



Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (ajiE5)

I agree with the commenter earlier about her being in the hate bang category.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (8iiMU)

251 42 Is it the twelve days of Christmas yet? Do you start counting before or after? Because I would like to see some people leaping.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (lwiT4)

off of tall buildings

Posted by: the Butcher at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (DIosY)

252 If you look at it that way it makes sense.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (+Dllb)

I understand that Hillary was supposed to win and that would be the end of all this. But she didn't and Mueller's investigation didn't start till after Trump was already President.

So why would these people do this to themselves. Forget Mueller for a second. If you were to be hand selected for something that could be literally life altering like this investigation, wouldn't you try to be be squeaky clean during the investigation? Or at least politely refuse to be a part of it?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (hS07U)

253 237 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants

http://bit.ly/2jByeOp
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)


I so hope he's next in the Groperdammerung.

Piece of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw)

254 228
S.E. Cupp annoys me.



Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?


Bra size.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (vWMNq)

255 Paskudnyak

Unless you give us the phonetics were likely to end up ordering a cherry Danish

Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (UVKwo)

256 244 SHS is taking care of business today at the press briefing.
Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

============

Methinks she's angling for an especially juicy Christmas bonus from TGE...

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (fDby/)

257 A question like that is easy to answer no to. A yes answer usually takes a few subpoenas.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (7ZVPa)

258 Hillary has come up with about eleventy dozen reasons why she lost the election, so don't we need special counsels to check into ALL of them? I think so.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (fkNSY)

259 Bring back the Iron Maiden for these DoJ wankers, take away their pay and perks. Bet they talk then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (eN2PK)

260
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (8iiMU)

If you were Irish your name would be spelled something like Eoiengh, but pronounced the same.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (QKT5U)

261 There's a major grassroots revolution going on, and the reason you can tell is because average Americans don't trust any of the institutions. Instead, they are laying low until they vote in a surprise attack. It's amazing to behold, and sad that it's come to this.

Posted by: artemis at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (AwPyG)

262 245, Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

Vontz is bedbug? I need to try that out sometime...as in 'you despicable vontz!!'

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

263 230
Or are we to believe this whole thing imploding is

just random chance and these people ended up working together on this

were wrong place wrong time?



Posted by: Suppressed Flasher
***

I'm starting to be of
the camp that Mueller was turned by Trump as were the former's Dream
Team, each having some exposure for U1 or some other criminal endeavor.
Pardons in exchange for enforcing the Rule of Law.

As to Mueller, why did he interview for Comey's position when he was already termed out as a matter of law and could not again become FBI director?. The next day, he is "special counsel", heralded by the MFM and Deep State as the bestest most puresty prosecutor possible.

There is going to be a yuge surprise in the end for the MFM and democrats, I believe. Bigly yuge. Eleventy!!11!! bigly yuge.


Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (g1MTt)

The radio silence on the part of the Admin and Sessions could be because they have nothing, or because they have the goods and the discipline to keep their cards close the vest. I think its the latter and the guy at the table who doesn't know who the chump is looks a lot like Jim Acosta and his crew.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (ymnmz)

264 I so hope he's next in the Groperdammerung.

Piece of shit.
==========

I imagine he'd have gotten it by now if it was going to happen.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

265 255 Paskudnyak

Unless you give us the phonetics were likely to end up ordering a cherry Danish
Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (UVKwo)

That sounds like a neighborhood in Philly.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

266 ick clik k nghick clik ak Strzok Strzok

Posted by: Kalahari tribesman at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)

267 245. 'Belgian,' or 'Phlegm,' also works.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (fA1SL)

268 264 I so hope he's next in the Groperdammerung.

Piece of shit.
==========

I imagine he'd have gotten it by now if it was going to happen.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

Seems like the #metoo movement was all about trying to nail Trump with sexual harassment charges. Now that that's out of the bag, the Groperdammerung is petering out.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (7HtZB)

269 If you were Irish your name would be spelled something like Eoiengh, but pronounced the same.


No. 2 Son (who turned 21 yesterday, btw!) is named Eamon. Even with the English spelling hilarity often ensues.

In the first Bourne movie, Franka Potente has an ex-boyfriend named Eamon. She says his name three times and gets it right once.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

270 253
237 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants



http://bit.ly/2jByeOp

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)





I so hope he's next in the Groperdammerung.



Piece of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw)

Hey Kimmel, why u making kiddie Pr0n?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (ymnmz)

271 I have a strange new respect for Gov. Huckabee...he must have done something right, his daughter is magnificient

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (a0IVu)

272 >>ick clik k nghick clik ak Strzok Strzok


*Wipes Tear*

That was beautiful.

Posted by: Vogon at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (RzgQJ)

273 Hillary! did screw up the whole Russia thing. She thought that she'd throw a wrench in the works for the incoming Trump administration and Russia seemed like all-upside: believable (!), easy to understand, and nearly impossible to falsify.

What she didn't count on was Trump actually following through on investigating and having genuine patriots/allies in the FBI. There's an emergent theory that Mueller/Sessions/Trump have been working behind the scenes to quietly establish motives, identify leaks, etc. The DTJr "September 4 vs. September 14" bullshit seems to suggest that just maybe the cops are providing barium meals to see who leaks.

Anyhow, the theory goes that Trump/Flynn knew exactly how this would play out and that his dipshit adversaries would not be able to cover up their own treason (especially after being assured that it was business as usual under Mueller's protective wing). Hence Mueller's team of impossibly-compromised investigators are suddently being "discovered" to be full of shit.

Said another way: there's no way in hell that Flynn did not know about Strozok. Being a career spook and all. So you have to believe that either the Mueller investigation is comically, HISTORICALLY corrupt or there's something else going on.

Occam's Razor would say the answer is...I'm not sure. It's a nice theory. I'm not sure I believe it but I love thinking it could be true.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (fyQCR)

274 262 245, Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

Vontz is bedbug? I need to try that out sometime...as in 'you despicable vontz!!'
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)


Or "vontz I had a secret love..."

You could say shmutziger vontz, (filthy bedbug).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (mbhDw)

275 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants

-----------------------
This is a guy that thinks traumatizing small children (parents steal their Halloween candy) is funny.

He's a sick guy. What kind of mind would think that up as an idea? A sick one.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (n4tk6)

276 197 JJ what is the correct yiddish term for Schiff?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (LiyEm)
==============================

I don't know Yiddish, but in Swedish it would be shotbullar. I can't do umlauts so you have to imaginary them.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (lwiT4)

277 jimmy kimmel has the mental capacity of a newborn. one trick pony, shitting himself is his only talent. dude is hiding something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

278 136


"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."



So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an
antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote? Turtle would
probably say yes. Collegiality and bipartisanship and stuff.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QKT5U)

***
There are always two: a master and an apprentice.

Posted by: Senator "Darth Sidius" Palpatine at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (Fb9aZ)

279 At this point Mueller is praying that Trump will shut down the investigation. How else will Mueller avoid being seen as an utter complete fool?

There is one honorable out available to Mueller and that is to investigate Hillary and DNC collusion with 'the Russians' via Britain and FusionGPS. Do that and he would go down in history.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (YV+SU)

280 211,

I volunteer, will bring my Mauser 48.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (rWYtq)

281 New info from the CMP just came in about the 1911. The hoops one has to jump through are crazy. CMP 1911 is an entirely separate program requiring new registration for everything. Everyone is starting at zero.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (UBzPO)

282 That sounds like a neighborhood in Philly.


What are you talking about?

Posted by: Bala Cynwdd at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (fuK7c)

283 Sarah Sanders is so good I no longer think of her as Huckabees daughter. I now think of Mike Huckabee as Sarah Sanders dad.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (Mjus2)

284 271 I have a strange new respect for Gov. Huckabee...he must have done something right, his daughter is magnificient

When they went on The View together, Sarah did almost all of the talking!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (ul9CR)

285 There's a major grassroots revolution going on, and the reason you can tell is because average Americans don't trust any of the institutions. Instead, they are laying low until they vote in a surprise attack. It's amazing to behold, and sad that it's come to this.

Posted by: artemis at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (AwPyG)


I think you're onto something. If there's more than a 15 point spread between the exit poll data and the actual results in Alabama, I will nominate you for a platinum status upgrade of membership.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (ajiE5)

286 >>>I think at some point Sessions is going to call an old fashion news conference and lay a great big giant turd on Meuller.

Yeah, not so much.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (q177U)

287 265 255 Paskudnyak

Unless you give us the phonetics were likely to end up ordering a cherry Danish
Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (UVKwo)

That sounds like a neighborhood in Philly.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)


Passyunk! LOL.

So, ok, try "pass-KOOD-nee-yak."

And slur "nee-yak" so it's like a Curly Howard "nuyk."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)

288 The radio silence on the part of the Admin and Sessions could be because they have nothing, or because they have the goods and the discipline to keep their cards close the vest. I think its the latter and the guy at the table who doesn't know who the chump is looks a lot like Jim Acosta and his crew.


I would love to think that, but I've been around DC a long time and no one is that smart or quiet. If someone can f something up they will, there is no "plan"' just a rush to get to the cameras after Shumer.




Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (eO5CB)

289 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

My son's name is Kieran. It either gets spelled like a Japanese beer or he gets called Karen if people don't know the name-which is a shame because he's named for a wonderful Irish saint who was actually rather like the Celtic version of St Francis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (8+Ozj)

290 281 New info from the CMP just came in about the 1911. The hoops one has to jump through are crazy. CMP 1911 is an entirely separate program requiring new registration for everything. Everyone is starting at zero.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (UBzPO)

===============

I saw. I guess they're trying to make sure that people don't hoard them and sell them for obscene prices when the supply is exhausted, like the M1s.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (fDby/)

291 SHS! is done, and Oh Myyyy, big-boobed Liz Claman is wearing a cleavage revealing bright red dress. And she is using words like 'sexual'.

As a side note, I was listening to a radio guest talking about expletives/interjections/curse words/euphemisms (like 'Shut the front door' instead of STFU, etc.), and he said that "Sarah Huckabee Sanders!" sounds like something like that. This was on a station in liberal Chicago, so it was meant as a bit of a jab and/or derogatory. So, just like the FAB's 'deplorable' insult, I am referring to SHS as "SHS!" as a big FU to them.

And, asshole Charlie Gasparino (who I sort of like) is talking with big-boobed Liz. I get a sense that he banged her at least once.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (8iiMU)

292 Eamon? How the hell do you pronounce that?

Posted by: Iman at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (n4tk6)

293 Sanders/Palin 2024

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (vWMNq)

294
Question for those who doubt that there is a real investigation going on, who do you think is outing all of these people like Strzok, his girlfriend, Ohr, his wife, etc.?

It's not Mueller so who is doing it?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)


CNN maybe? They seem to do a lot of hard hitting investigative stuff. Oh, sure they make mistakes sometimes, but that just makes us trust them more.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (WonQS)

295 245 Holy Crap ,my dad used Paskudnyak all the time!I thought it was Russian(his parents were Slavs from the former Czech Republic back when it was the Austro-Hungarian Empire)

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

296 Do that and he would go down in history.

+++

You mean Ft. Marcy Park

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (ssnH5)

297 >>My son's name is Kieran.


The Wayward one?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (RzgQJ)

298 FFS, does everything that happens in the world somehow relate to Sean Hannity's job history, or personal integrity?????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (jjaLl)

299 It's over, while I agree there won't be any serious criminal charges, the left has lost the war and they are in desperation mode now.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Then the left hasn't lost shit. They'll sit back, re-tool & regroup and come back again. Long march.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (rXkis)

300
Vontz is bedbug? I need to try that out sometime...as in 'you despicable vontz!!'

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)


I learned that from an episode of MASH!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (wthbF)

301 Sanders is a reincarnation of Kali the destroyer of evil forces. Go Kali Sanders, destroy them one and all.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (rWYtq)

302 >>Eamon? How the hell do you pronounce that?

'Sport'

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (RzgQJ)

303 293 Sanders/Palin 2024
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (vWMNq)

Can an entire profession get a collective aneurysm?

Because that would cause a collective aneurysm.

And it would be glorious.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (72PAC)

304 New info from the CMP just came in about the 1911. The hoops one has to jump through are crazy. CMP 1911 is an entirely separate program requiring new registration for everything. Everyone is starting at zero.


Yeah. I guess that the 1911s aren't actually within the CMP mandate.

Unless they are really cheap I don't think I want to go to the trouble to buy some old rattly pistols with any particular historical provenience.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (QQ+il)

305 295 Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

It is a Yiddish word, but it is a language of Diaspora, so different words from different languages were added to it as the Jews were banished from country to country over the centuries.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

306 292
Eamon? How the hell do you pronounce that?


Aimin'

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (vWMNq)

307 'Sport'


Ahem.

Posted by: Throatwarbler Mangrove at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (fuK7c)

308 303 293 Sanders/Palin 2024
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (vWMNq)

Can an entire profession get a collective aneurysm?

Because that would cause a collective aneurysm.

And it would be glorious.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (72PAC)

And they name Trump as Press secretary.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (7HtZB)

309 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants

http://bit.ly/2jByeOp

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)



Daddy of year dragged his infant son out yesterday to blubber about free healthcare. Odd how we never see the kids from his first marriage. You know the ones he ditched to shack up with Sarah Silverman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (493sH)

310 Passyunk! LOL.

So, ok, try "pass-KOOD-nee-yak."

And slur "nee-yak" so it's like a Curly Howard "nuyk."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)



Ah, you furiners. Everyone in Philly who crosses over that bridge, with a Mt. Rushmore of junked cars to the side, knows it's pronounced pass-the-junk.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (ajiE5)

311 >>>>
281 New info from the CMP just came in about the 1911. The hoops one has
to jump through are crazy. CMP 1911 is an entirely separate program
requiring new registration for everything. Everyone is starting at zero.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (UBzPO)



===============



I saw. I guess they're trying to make sure that people don't hoard
them and sell them for obscene prices when the supply is exhausted, like
the M1s.
.
.
.Yep that's exactly what is going on. I will do the paperwork drill and get my name on the list for one and see what happens. Two NICS background checks is a bit much though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (+Dllb)

312 >>The radio silence on the part of the Admin and Sessions could be because they have nothing, or because they have the goods and the discipline to keep their cards close the vest. I think its the latter and the guy at the table who doesn't know who the chump is looks a lot like Jim Acosta and his crew.

Oy.

Sessions is not involved with this investigation. By rule, he is not getting any updates on this investigation. For all intents and purposes, he might as well be sitting commenting here as it regards this investigation.

Sessions is recused. This investigation is being run by his deputy, Rod Rosenstein. If anyone comments on this investigation, and nobody probably will right now, it will be Rosenstein and NOT Sessions.

The fact that Trump, the most famous twitterer of all, is not commenting much should tell you all you need to know about his feelings about how this is going.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (/tuJf)

313 305. We got our vocabulary wholesale.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (fA1SL)

314 Daddy of year dragged his infant son out yesterday to blubber about free healthcare. Odd how we never see the kids from his first marriage. You know the ones he ditched to shack up with Sarah Silverman
========

He has a child with Silverman? And she didn't ritualistically abort it?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)

315 Seems an awful lot like an admission to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

316 309
Daddy of year dragged his infant son out yesterday to blubber about free healthcare. Odd how we never see the kids from his first marriage. You know the ones he ditched to shack up with Sarah Silverman
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (493sH)


Sub-literate meat puppet demands free health care on a salary of how many million per year?

Vayr ge hargit, Kimmel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

317 Sanders is a reincarnation of Kali the destroyer of evil forces. Go Kali Sanders, destroy them one and all.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (rWYtq)



Was that the guy that Leo McKern sacrificed to in the movie Help!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (493sH)

318 Ah, you furiners. Everyone in Philly who crosses over that bridge, with a Mt. Rushmore of junked cars to the side, knows it's pronounced pass-the-junk.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (ajiE5)

We used to play pass the junk in camp. At least, I tried to get the other boys to play.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (7HtZB)

319 284 271 I have a strange new respect for Gov. Huckabee...he must have done something right, his daughter is magnificient

When they went on The View together, Sarah did almost all of the talking!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (ul9CR)

I never had any doubt Mike Huckabee was a decent man. He seems to have done right by his kids, which is all you can ask. He just always annoyed the hell out of me as a politician/pundit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

320 without any particular historical provenience.


FMK

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (QQ+il)

321 Sarah Sanders grew up a PK in two different circumstances. Preacher's kid and Politician's kid.. You grow thick skin. You're not nasty about it, but you know how to hold your ground.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (lwiT4)

322 Wait,who seems like they aren't wearing pants,Kimmel or the kid?

Harry Reid

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (LiyEm)

323 And it would be glorious.

Two Sarahs. Obvious.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (vWMNq)

324 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (fA1SL)

325 "I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate all of Washington."

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (vDqXW)

326 CBS morning show was all about some Air Force Academy sexual harassment scandal. And Trump's accusers trotted out again. Nothing about this at all, nada.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (5HBd1)

327 >>Eee-Inn


APPROVED


Why's everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Ian Ziering at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (3J/LN)

328 312
>>The radio silence on the part of the Admin and Sessions could be
because they have nothing, or because they have the goods and the
discipline to keep their cards close the vest. I think its the latter
and the guy at the table who doesn't know who the chump is looks a lot
like Jim Acosta and his crew.



Oy.



Sessions is not involved with this investigation. By rule, he is not
getting any updates on this investigation. For all intents and
purposes, he might as well be sitting commenting here as it regards this
investigation.



Sessions is recused. This investigation is being run by his deputy,
Rod Rosenstein. If anyone comments on this investigation, and nobody
probably will right now, it will be Rosenstein and NOT Sessions.



The fact that Trump, the most famous twitterer of all, is not
commenting much should tell you all you need to know about his feelings
about how this is going.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (/tuJf)

So your in the they got nothing group?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (ymnmz)

329 324 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (fA1SL)


He must've really loved you.

Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (mbhDw)

330 >>So your in the they got nothing group?

I'm the founder.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)

331 327 >>Eee-Inn


APPROVED

Why's everyone looking at me?
Posted by: Ian Ziering at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (3J/LN)

Because it should have been me starring in Sharknado!

Posted by: Brian Austin Green at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

332 326 CBS morning show was all about some Air Force Academy sexual harassment scandal. And Trump's accusers trotted out again. Nothing about this at all, nada.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (5HBd1)


It means that 15 months of Russia and Mueller is about to end up a big fat zero so now it's on to, or should I say BACK to, Mish-grabber-gate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw)

333
He has a child with Silverman? And she didn't ritualistically abort it?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)




It's Kimmels kid so worth millions in child support

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (lKyWE)

334 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (fA1SL)
-------

So kind of like moron.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (kNasr)

335 Ordering Information: CMP will have an all-new 1911 order form, 1911 purchasing instructions, a 1911 page on our web site, a dedicated 1911 FFL fax number and email address for the FFL holder to send their FFL with customer name attached. The customer will have to send in a complete new order packet with all new qualifying criteria included. Everyone will be a new customer, everyone starts with no advantage or disadvantage. CMP 1911 is an FFL governed operation and is a separate entity from CMP and has to have its own record keeping operation with no ties to the old CMP records.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (QQ+il)

336 Lisa Page's humiliation photos in the Daily Mail are very amusing. You can tell she never dreamed she would be caught and ruin her husband and her young children's lives. Ugly, selfish, disgusting woman.

Posted by: Lester at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (LfJIn)

337 Sedition. Abuse of power. Conspiracies. Coverups. Sex. Intrigue. Add in some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

338 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.


I like that scene in Thunderheart where the Indian girl tells Val Kilmer that his father's nickname for him meant lard.

It's cute what passes for a term of endearment.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (fuK7c)

339 336 Ugly, selfish, disgusting woman.
Posted by: Lester at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (LfJIn)


"Meesekeit."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (mbhDw)

340 330
>>So your in the they got nothing group?



I'm the founder.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)

Interesting.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (ymnmz)

341 329. He's the guy who taught me 'Get it in writing.' Yeah, conned by dedushka, I was.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

342 Add in some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.
=========
oh its there.

and you said it twice.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (uvpZu)

343 So why would these people do this to themselves. Forget Mueller for a second. If you were to be hand selected for something that could be literally life altering like this investigation, wouldn't you try to be be squeaky clean during the investigation? Or at least politely refuse to be a part of it?"

Arrogance.

Arrogance, arrogance, arrogance. All libs, and everyone in Washington, thinks that they are the Smartest and Cleverest and the Bestest People in the Whole World, and thus why would they take any precautions when they knew nothing could possibly go wrong for the Smartest People in the World?

It's also a measure of the absolute contempt they all have for the rest of us out here. Of course we would all be too stupid to ever figure out what was really going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (k1TUh)

344 338 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.


I like that scene in Thunderheart where the Indian girl tells Val Kilmer that his father's nickname for him meant lard.

It's cute what passes for a term of endearment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (fuK7c)


I knew a kid in school whose nickname was Dip. Even his mother called him Dip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (mbhDw)

345 It is a Yiddish word, but it is a language of
Diaspora, so different words from different languages were added to it
as the Jews were banished from country to country over the centuries.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)
===========================

I saw a celebration of Jews at the Western Wall, upon the news of Jerusalem. Singing and dancing and joy. I don't know how to link it because it's on Facebook. But it was really nice to see.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (lwiT4)

346 337
Sedition. Abuse of power. Conspiracies. Coverups. Sex. Intrigue. Add in
some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

I'm waiting for the dragons and that blonde chick who owns them.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (8iiMU)

347 CMP 1911 is an FFL governed operation and is a separate entity from CMP and has to have its own record keeping operation with no ties to the old CMP records.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Still TWO NICS checks?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (rXkis)

348 Concerning sale price of the 1911s: CMP has been selling M1 Garands, M1 Carbines, 1903s, .22s, etc. for 21+ years and we have never taken advantage of anyone. CMP is not going to start price gouging people now with the 1911s. The 1911s will be priced at fair market value just like our M1 Garands. The CMP's enabling legislation directs sales of items at fair market value.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (QQ+il)

349 283 Sarah Sanders is so good I no longer think of her as Huckabees daughter. I now think of Mike Huckabee as Sarah Sanders dad.
Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (Mjus2)


Yeah, this.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (xjiRE)

350 Add in some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)


You said rape twice ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (JpIFY)

351 346 Pffft,she's no real blond....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (LiyEm)

352 I think it's pronounced Stir-zok, like Btfsplk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Btfsplk#/media/File:Joe_Btfsplk_Excerpt.png

Posted by: Mike Pitzler at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (fSf/G)

353
The kittehs be demanding teh foodz.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (mbhDw)

354 Yep that's exactly what is going on. I will do the paperwork drill and get my name on the list for one and see what happens. Two NICS background checks is a bit much though.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (+Dllb)

===========

Well, if it keeps the prices down, it's a good thing. Have you seen how much Garands are going for? Looks like 1500 bucks minimum! For that price I can get a brand spanking new M1A or PTR-91 plus 1000 rounds of surplus ammo easy. If I want somthing C and R for that price , I can get a very nice SVT-40 for that same price, which is a cooler gun IMO. I'd love to have a Garand, but not at these prices.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (fDby/)

355 334 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes. "

I think my grandfather's term of endearment was Meistkopf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (k1TUh)

356
I'm waiting for the dragons and that blonde chick who owns them.
===========
In real life, the blonde chick is Hillary and the dragon is Jim Acosta.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (VDDJ8)

357 Still TWO NICS checks?


Well, technically one is at your FFL, which in my case, won't run a NICS on me since I am a CCW holder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

358

The Dow closes at another record high or in Bill Wynn's world it's in free fall

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)

359 But Trump once said pussy which 1000x worse than this. Right?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (2CXeK)

360 354. SVT40! recoil operated in 7.62x54!

Do it!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fA1SL)

361 Two NIC checks and a waiting list to get on the waiting list it seems.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (UBzPO)

362 351
346 Pffft,she's no real blond....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (LiyEm)

Irrelevant.
And, floor-trading wench Nicole Petallides is also showing her figure in a nice red dress.



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (8iiMU)

363 I think my grandfather's term of endearment was Meistkopf.


Before anyone hits the translate button, that would likely be a Plattdeutsch pronunciation of Mistkopf.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

364 348 Concerning sale price of the 1911s: CMP has been selling M1 Garands, M1 Carbines, 1903s, .22s, etc. for 21+ years and we have never taken advantage of anyone. CMP is not going to start price gouging people now with the 1911s. The 1911s will be priced at fair market value just like our M1 Garands. The CMP's enabling legislation directs sales of items at fair market value.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (QQ+il)

==============

Good. I'm glad you guys are doing somthing to combat the hoarders.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fDby/)

365 The Flynn selloff continued today lol.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (2CXeK)

366 I'm really starting to hate Millennials. They are so pathetic. So thankful my kid is GenZ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (YV+SU)

367 Grump928,

I have my dad's 1911 that he brought back from the Pacific campaign. I fired a few mags of ball ammo through it when I inherited the gun and I was able to shoot 2 MOA at 25 yards shooting one handed, accurate enough for a war pistol. Since then it has been put to rest. Once a year I check it to make sure it is in good condition. My eldest son will inherit this fine old war horse.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (rWYtq)

368 I'm just quoting the email. I am not affiliated with CMP.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (QQ+il)

369 Well, technically one is at your FFL, which in my case, won't run a NICS on me since I am a CCW holder.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


From their info two weeks ago, one was thru them and one was thru your ffl. With no mention of skipping it. They specifically said TWO. Which is why I highlighted it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (rXkis)

370 I remenber watching Watergate unfold. It was nothing like this. (Of course, the press covered that and is ignoring this. ) This is without question the worst scandal I have seen in modern politics.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (Lqy/e)

371 If my wife is begging for money and I refuse, does mean I sexually assaulted her.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (dKiJG)

372 "Before anyone hits the translate button, that would likely be a Plattdeutsch pronunciation of Mistkopf."

and in fact, both of the german grandparents grew up speaking plattdeutsch, which I understand has a lot of similarities to yiddish.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (k1TUh)

373 356


I'm waiting for the dragons and that blonde chick who owns them.

===========

In real life, the blonde chick is Hillary and the dragon is Jim Acosta.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (VDDJ

Acosta is Hodor, and the FAB is a screeching Whitewalker.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (8iiMU)

374 There are so many 1911 sources out there, I can't imagine the CMP versions being that desirable. Maybe for collectability but it's not like 1911's are hard to find, unlike reasonably-priced Garands.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (xJa6I)

375 My eldest son will inherit this fine old war horse.

Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (QQ+il)

376 You're only starting to hate Millennials where have you been the last 10 years?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (2CXeK)

377 I have nothing,nothing,since that very sad canoe accident...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (LiyEm)

378 360 354. SVT40! recoil operated in 7.62x54!

Do it!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fA1SL)

============

Gas operated actually. Fun fact: the Germans cloned the SVT's gas system for the G43, which was a G41(W) with a SVT gas system. And it's on my list of guns to get, right after a nice Tula SKS.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (fDby/)

379 uh-oh

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (UBzPO)

380 The Barrel awaits.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (LiyEm)

381 And a Disney music exec is out for doing tweener girls.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (Mjus2)

382 Podesta: "Focus you loser drunken bitch! We owe everyone way too much money. The fucking Russians in particular are gonna kill us now!"

Hillary: "Wait a minute you goddamn pedophile! I've got it! We say the Russians stole the election for Trump and then if they kill us it brings down Trump AND starts a nuclear war. Even Putin isn't that stupid."

Podesta: "It's not much but it will have to do. I'll start calling the media and generate the story. We may still have to put a special prosecutor team together just in case. Might as well call Obama too, he'll help if he thinks he will be back as some sort of interim President. For Christ's sake put down the vodka and wipe your ass."

Posted by: Daybrother at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (SVyNM)

383 YES!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (FZYNt)

384 Poor Brian. It was such a nice day

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (8ikIW)

385 So, not seeing much of anything in the way of breathless reporting of YUGE EXIT POLL DATA FOR JONES!!!!!11!1!1 or any sort of cries of uh-oh and panic from the Moore campaign. Am I just not seeing it?

Everything seems pretty... quiet - which given the build-up to this is... unexpected.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (NYS7S)

386 371 If my wife is begging for money and I refuse, does mean I sexually assaulted her.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (dKiJG)

No, but under the Duluth model you're abusing her.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (NWiLs)

387 o yikes

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (k1TUh)

388 Barrel be summoned!



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (8iiMU)

389 and in fact, both of the german grandparents grew up speaking plattdeutsch, which I understand has a lot of similarities to yiddish.


It does. And both sound a lot like the Polish/German peasant mixture Kaschuben. There weren't a lot of clear lines between the groups and the languages.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (fuK7c)

390 Add in some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)
---
Reich will have to stand in for the imp. And the Clintons provided the murder and the rape.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (vDqXW)

391 With no mention of skipping it. They specifically said TWO.

Yeah, but I can't imagine an unknowable thing can be a requirement. My FFL would receive the pistol, I would go over and fill out a 4473 and he will put that in his vault.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (QQ+il)

392 mso-pagination:widow-orphan;

+++

Masons did it

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (ssnH5)

393 Brian's moving from Nawlins to The Barrel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

394 Well the good news, Brian - is that of all the Morons you are presently the most likely to survive the plunge over Niagra Falls.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (RzgQJ)

395 He's from New Orleans. The smell of the Barrel will be just like home.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

396 *burp*

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

397 He has a child with Silverman? And she didn't ritualistically abort it?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)









It's Kimmels kid so worth millions in child support

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (lKyWE)



For the record, Sarah Silverman has not had any children. Don't know who the woman was that did become impregnated with Kimmel's grotesque sperm, but it wasn't her.



Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (jjaLl)

398 We are on call and ready for duty.

Posted by: Trunks full of Jones Ballots to be found tonight at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (2CXeK)

399
The kittehs be demanding teh foodz.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (mbhDw)


They're demanding you turn up teh thermostat too, you cheap bastard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (j4vtx)

400 TWICE!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (FZYNt)

401 Oh Brian, Brian...

The glamour of the Barrel isn't worth it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (xJa6I)

402 I'm really starting to hate Millennials. They are so pathetic. So thankful my kid is GenZ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (YV+SU)


Just make sure your GenZ doesn't marry a Millennial. Don't ask me why. Ace doesn't have enough pixels to spare *that* sorry story.

I can only hope she's filthy rich and he's gonna clean her clock. High maintenance doesn't even begin to describe that train-wreck.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (ajiE5)

403 Brian is a barrel glutton

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (8ikIW)

404 Whatever happened to that other Podesta who stepped down from his company(Clinton front) right after Mananfort was indicted?

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (Mjus2)

405 355 334 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes. "

I think my grandfather's term of endearment was Meistkopf.
Posted by: Tom Servo


My grandfather's term of endearment was, 'Which one are you?"

Posted by: Daybrother at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (SVyNM)

406 It's like fish in a . . .

Posted by: the barrel at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (6FqZa)

407 Cut that crap out Brian

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (ssnH5)

408 27 >>Eee-Inn


APPROVED

Why's everyone looking at me?
Posted by: Ian Ziering at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (3J/LN)

--------------------------
He pronounces it EYE-ON. He should change the spelling to ION.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (n4tk6)

409 Brian in NOLA - please pick-up the Barrel colored courtesy phone.

And a haz-mat suit

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (NYS7S)

410 405 Whatever happened to that other Podesta who stepped down from his company(Clinton front) right after Mananfort was indicted?
Posted by: LASue

These aren't the pedos you are looking for

Posted by: Obi-Wan MSM at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (FZYNt)

411 Holy Shit, Brian.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

412 And a Disney music exec is out for doing tweener girls.
=========

That's really shocking.

The "girls" part, I mean.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (vg8iE)

413 Oh, Brian.

*sighs*

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (fuK7c)

414 Oh christ! I even copy/pasted that one from Notepad!!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (UBzPO)

415 Een.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (QQ+il)

416 I'll go hide for a few threads

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (UBzPO)

417 Brian, pro tip: Bring a snorkel.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (r9UYA)

418 Epic !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (QC/4S)

419 Okay, who's betting he tries it again?

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (8ikIW)

420 damn, and all the scroll wheels are on backorder

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (FZYNt)

421 >>I even copy/pasted that one from Notepad!



You want to use Word, not Notepad.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (RzgQJ)

422 How are things looking in Alabama?

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (CuDAv)

423 402 I'm really starting to hate Millennials. They are so pathetic. So thankful my kid is GenZ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (YV+SU)

Just make sure your GenZ doesn't marry a Millennial. Don't ask me why. Ace doesn't have enough pixels to spare *that* sorry story.

I can only hope she's filthy rich and he's gonna clean her clock. High maintenance doesn't even begin to describe that train-wreck.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (ajiE5)

Now I want to know the story. WRT high-maintenance I've discovered there are two main types: financial and emotional. Sometimes they're both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

424 My wife was born in late 1981 so she just escaped being a millennial and she always says she's glad she wasn't born a few months later because shed hate to be part of that fucking group

Posted by: Trunks full of Jones Ballots to be found tonight at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (2CXeK)

425 419 Okay, who's betting he tries it again?
Posted by: Bruce

If he does a trifecta then shut 'er down

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (FZYNt)

426 412 And a Disney music exec is out for doing tweener girls.

Only the first of several, methinks. And only "several" because I don't think that's a particularly large biz segment for Mouse, Inc.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (NYS7S)

427 My scroll wheel just caught fire.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

428 Off Jones ballot sock

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (2CXeK)

429 Got our media is so feeble and biased it is pathetic.

Reporters are going after Trump like angry dogs on a t-bone over his comment that Gilibrand would do anything for a campaign contribution saying it was blatantly sexist.

Twitter is alive right now with people tweeting all the tweets has put out over the last couple years targeting males saying they would do anything for a campaign contribution.

Honest to God it's like a daily Road Runner cartoon and anvil is always landing on them.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (/tuJf)

430

You want to use Word, not Notepad

+++

You want to use your fingers not the mouse

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (ssnH5)

431 How are things looking in Alabama?

Sunny and clear here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (QQ+il)

432 Trump had his own team of private investigators finding all this stuff out and leaking ("feeding" might be a better word) it to the press.

Don Surber quotes Trump from back in may to that effect.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (GAjBr)

433 >> Disney music exec is out for doing tweener girls.


Shocked.

I am shocked and...well, just shocked at how shocking this is.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (RzgQJ)

434 I blame the CMP. Pasting from their emails is apparently another one of those hoops.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (UBzPO)

435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (r9UYA)

436 You want to use Word, not Notepad

+++

You want to use your fingers not the mouse
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers



At this point, use Excel!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (rXkis)

437 Honest to God it's like a daily Road Runner cartoon and anvil is always landing on them.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (/tuJf)
---
It's becuz their dum.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (vDqXW)

438 its pet hitman Mueller.

i initially read that as it's penis man mueller.its been a loooonnnggg morning. and he IS the deep
states pet dickhead.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (migMN)

439 For the record, Sarah Silverman has not had any
children. Don't know who the woman was that did become impregnated with
Kimmel's grotesque sperm, but it wasn't her.





Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (jjaLl)


It is actually really sad that this person killed a number of her babies.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (8iiMU)

440 435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (r9UYA)

It means we got our narrative up and ready boys.

Posted by: The MFM at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (72PAC)

441 WTF does that even mean?

The Feds are going to try and hack our election.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (QQ+il)

442 Yum! Second helping of Brian!

Posted by: Teh Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (uiwCw)

443 At this point, use Excel

+++

No math on the blog

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (ssnH5)

444 Brian, the site doesn't take LaTeX. You gotta post in Rich Text.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (vDqXW)

445 Honest to God it's like a daily Road Runner cartoon and anvil is always landing on them.

Mentioned this yesterday - I think it's because they're all part of the 35% or so of America that went INSANE for good in November 2016. They simply can't help it, it's like an autism stim response for them.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (NYS7S)

446 435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12,


Means Jones is losing and Putin is to blame.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (2CXeK)

447 At this point, use Excel


WordPerfect.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (QQ+il)

448 I just voted. There was a steady stream of voters, but no line at my polling place.

The AL Sec of State has predicted 25% turnout, as opposed to the 18% who voted in the primaries.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (398bZ)

449 Brian, go for the trifecta!

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (IlV2p)

450 Dennis Miller

Cancel these daily press briefings. They are complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (y3aQB)

451 Hey, I know we have a lot of "The Tribe" that are also morons, Happy Hanukkah!



Keep the Gefilte fish, pass the Manischewitz wine

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (bCBw5)

452 "Tweener."

That's younger than 13...right?

Fvck....let me off this planet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (wYseH)

453 Russians totes want Moore to win. They is teh hacksterz

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (ssnH5)

454 >>Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

>>WTF does that even mean?




Lifts in their shoes.

Posted by: Mickey Abbot at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (RzgQJ)

455
Now I want to know the story. WRT high-maintenance I've discovered there are two main types: financial and emotional. Sometimes they're both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (NWiLs)


Imagine an Aspie, with those issues. Employed by the govmint, in a Trump administration in a Department with a bright red circular bulls eye on its back, spouting the latest HuffPo talking points.

Emotional so far. Financial at any moment.

I'm actually so pissed off I hope she gets canned. Clueless deserves its just rewards. Lord knows I tried to talk sense into her pee brain.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (ajiE5)

456 447 At this point, use Excel


WordPerfect.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (QQ+il)

WordStar

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (NWiLs)

457 Cancel these daily press briefings. They are complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (y3aQB)
---
Democracy dies without televised tantrums.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (vDqXW)

458 The AL Sec of State has predicted 25% turnout, as opposed to the 18% who voted in the primaries.

When I voted in the runn-off, I was literally the only voter at my precinct. Today there were maybe a hundred people voting at the same time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (QQ+il)

459 WordPerfect?!?

WordStar.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (ssnH5)

460 The Feds are going to try and hack our election.

==

THE RUSSIANS ! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT ?!?!

Posted by: The Feds at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (QC/4S)

461 WordPerfect.


Get off my lawn!

Posted by: Multimate at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (fuK7c)

462 Dammit.

OK. Abiword

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (ssnH5)

463 At this point, use Excel!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (rXkis)

Use a typewriter to be safe.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (72PAC)

464 WordStar
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (NWiLs)
---
What. Edlin not good enough for ya?!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (vDqXW)

465
It is actually really sad that this person killed a number of her babies.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (8iiMU)


No doubt it was to protect the life and health of Sarah. Otherwise she would have had to go to an unsafe back-alley butcher.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (j4vtx)

466 Imagine an Aspie, with those issues. Employed by the govmint, in a Trump administration in a Department with a bright red circular bulls eye on its back, spouting the latest HuffPo talking points.

Emotional so far. Financial at any moment.

I'm actually so pissed off I hope she gets canned. Clueless deserves its just rewards. Lord knows I tried to talk sense into her pee brain.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (ajiE5)

Hoo boy. Sounds like a real doozie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (NWiLs)

467 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News



WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12,





Means Jones is losing and Putin is to blame.
---
Because there's not even going to be any pretending that polls like Fox's 'Jones by 10' were 'accidents'.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (XQvuQ)

468 452 "Tweener."

That's younger than 13...right?

Fvck....let me off this planet.


Sick fucks they are.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (r9UYA)

469 I'll try vi during the election thread and see what happens.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (UBzPO)

470 WordStar

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (NWiLs)

vi

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

471 97 >> "Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual"

Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (ZZdXT)

472 "435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News
WTF does that even mean?"

I don't know, but there's already been court action on this election. Somebody sued to force the state to retain digital images of every vote cast. They got an injunction to that effect yesterday. The Secretary of State immediately went to the Supreme Court and got the injunction stayed. Apparently it would have been technically impossible to comply. The paper ballots will be preserved as usual.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (398bZ)

473 Because there's not even going to be any pretending that polls like Fox's 'Jones by 10' were 'accidents'.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (XQvuQ)
---
Depends on what George Papadoulos testifies.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (vDqXW)

474 So, better than average turnout in Alabama. Still, is this heavy turnout from people who support Moore, or from the ones who hate Moore?

We'll know in a few hours, in the only poll that counts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (k1TUh)

475 vi

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

heh,

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (suO/a)

476 452 "Tweener." That's younger than 13...right?

Uh-yep! As in Radio Disney's target demographic.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (NYS7S)

477 WordStar.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (ssnH5)

Wordstar?

Really?

Pfft.

vi editor

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (IlV2p)

478 "Tweener."

That's younger than 13...right?

Fvck....let me off this planet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



I always thought between teen & adult.
That grey area that gets you 20 years.

Internet is no help. It wants to direct you to someone who can play two different positions of basketball.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:16 PM (rXkis)

479 I'll try vi during the election thread and see what happens.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (UBzPO)
---
So you ARE too good for edlin!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:16 PM (vDqXW)

480
vi

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

----------------

Beat me to it.

Still use vi on a regular basis, too.

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (IlV2p)

481 I'll try vi during the election thread and see what happens.

Not what he sed.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (FhXTo)

482 I'll try vi during the election thread and see what happens.

Start dropping some 'sed' tags and I'll be impressed. A little.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (NYS7S)

483 Hoo boy. Sounds like a real doozie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (NWiLs)


It gets worse. One who can put a 'Dr' before her name - not medical, but the bullshit Dr type. Because persistent kollege (sic). I'm kinda hoping some former governor of Texas pulls the rug out from under her sorry ass.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (ajiE5)

484 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (Ckg4U)

485 OK, is this Manischewitz wine suppose to taste like paint thinner?

Is there some secret tribe recipe to make it drinkable?

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (bCBw5)

486 I don't understand why there are any other methods of voting than what we use at my precinct: optically tallied paper ballots.

They are instantly check for errors when you try to submit them, they are auto counted and they are physically available for a recount.

Plus we have to present photo ID that is automatically copied into our new electronic precinct books.

The only thing lacking is dunking our finger in purple ink.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (QQ+il)

487 >>> It wants to direct you to someone who can play two different positions of basketball.

I can play both pitcher and catcher.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (3I7wr)

488 Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (lKmt3)[i/]

Your concern concerning Mr. Trump has been:

[ ] not noted
[ X ] noted

Posted by: Commissioner of Concern at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (EzdLW)

489 435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

WTF does that even mean?


Robert Mueller to the white courtesy Gulfstream. Robert Mueller to the white courtesy Gulfstream.

Posted by: Airport Announcements at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (sGtp+)

490 486 I don't understand why there are any other methods of voting than what
we use at my precinct: optically tallied paper ballots.

Because it's hard to cheat with the optiscan ballots. If you pull the crap like they pulled in Detroit (ran each ballot through 5-6 times) you still have the physical paper that can be hand-counted.

No paper, no paper trail. Savvy?

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (NYS7S)

491 A tweener is a kid between 9-12, not a little kid but not yet a teenager.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (8+Ozj)

492 34 Is it just me, or is there some sense that this is building to some type of news/judicial/political crescendo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (EyPfd)

To be released at 5:30 PM EST on December 22.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (Pwo5S)

493 So, better than average turnout in Alabama. Still, is this heavy turnout
from people who support Moore, or from the ones who hate Moore?


---
Anything's possible, but I was under the impression that negative campaigning is usually aimed at depressing voter turnout, which would seem to make the latter less likely.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XQvuQ)

494 "So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote?"

By tradition, one has to move to France.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (0aUcM)

495 193
Ohhhhhh, shit.



They dissed Instapundit.



It's On Like Donkey Kong!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (BfOXk)


Don't worry, I'm popping popcorn for the horde NOW.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (UsCnO)

496 228
S.E. Cupp annoys me.



Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?

So that is what they call it now, "yacht race"?

I need to read Urban Dictionary more often.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (UsCnO)

497 So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote?


*breaks pool cue, tosses jagged pieces to the floor*

Make it quick.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (QQ+il)

498 314
Daddy of year dragged his infant son out yesterday to blubber about free
healthcare. Odd how we never see the kids from his first marriage. You
know the ones he ditched to shack up with Sarah Silverman

========



He has a child with Silverman? And she didn't ritualistically abort it?


Silverman brags about her abortions like they are blue ribbons in a 4-H competition.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (UsCnO)

499 "Gateway Pundit says Moore's base is turning out heavily, according to source on the ground."

Unconfirmed third-hand report, for what it's worth: a commenter on another site said the polls were very busy when he went, and that the poll worker told him the turnout was much larger than what they normally see during a presidential election.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (mkSUb)

Jim Acosta Heroically Whines That a Woman Made Him Feel Very Very Scared



Three things that make CNN the most HEROIC of all entertainment channels:

1. Jim Acosta speaks TRUTH TO POWER through glistening BLOWJOB LIPS

2. Jake Tapper has a DEVIANTART PAGE where he sells paintings of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS doing wacky hijinks like
SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF

3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like ARBY'S CHICKEN and
JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK

Posted by: Ace at 02:04 PM




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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (wmaTe)

2 2

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (wmaTe)

3 3

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (wmaTe)

4 shall summon the horde now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wmaTe)

5 Summon? Is that cipher'n?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (MINbv)

6 also, why doesn't Trump just do away with the traveling bands of presstitutes?

Who would want those assholes following you around all day, haranguing you?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (wmaTe)

7 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)

8 Does Arby's even have chicken?

Posted by: ArtGriego at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (getKH)

9 Press Sec should tweet back that he's now banished. He was warned.

Posted by: Al Gore's Turgid Chakra at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (+K+vL)

10 7 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)


Not enough chlorine in the world for that.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (kUmUV)

11 Jake Tapper has a DEVIANTART PAGE where he sells paintings of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS doing wacky hijinks like

SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF
--

You can see the originals in the basement at Comet Pizza! They're full of cheese and hot dogs!

Posted by: John Podesta at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (aT+Bx)

12 Why even have that press pool? Didn't they temporarily do away with it for a while, or at least not televise it, so as to turn down the grandstanding? I liked the hissyfits that caused.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (hXeKX)

13 are they trying to say that Trump verbally sexually assaulted Gillbrand because he said that she was begging for donations?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (dKiJG)

14 I saw 'Pool Spray' open for 'The Flumes' at Cedar Point in '88.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Ckg4U)

15 You know how I know Jake tapper isn't gay ...



His stick doesn't taste like shit

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (SussH)

16 Does Arby's even have chicken?

Posted by: ArtGriego at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (getKH)

----------------------------------
It's the roast beef without the fake coloring.

Posted by: San Fran Glee Club at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (5NMZN)

17
7 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)

I know, what the hell is that?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Ri/rl)

18 I was behind a truck today with weirdly blinking lights in the back just under the taillights. Was that any of you trying to induce a seizure in Eichenwald?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (y7DUB)

19 You'd swear she grabbed his pussy or something.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

20 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"?

It's one step below the "ficus spray"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (MINbv)

21 So she gave him advice to not be a douchebag like he always does and he's going "Fuck that! YOLO!!!"

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (cAnNx)

22 #3!


Fuck you Ace - Milk and Cereal all over my Keyboard!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (RzgQJ)

23 shall summon the horde now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM


Do you need spirit pizza for that?

Posted by: Nuoc Mam and Cham at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (ctuyM)

24 Is "pool spray" some kind of "watersports"? Should I google that?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (WbIyz)

25 Him and Harwood. So brave. Like OMG.

They are little girls whining about little girl shit.

Grown ass men, especially rich and famous grown ass men with massive platforms, should not be writing this dramatic, self-aggrandizing, so-victimized bullshit. Everyone out here sees through it and it is pitiful tantrums. They take everyone in their audience for rubes and couldn't pronounce "humility" if they doubled the size of the word on their teleprompter.

For every one of these outbursts, Roy Moore gets a vote. Please, somebody clue Acosta and Harwood and the others into this. They'll think it's a joke. It's really not.

Posted by: Certified Media Expert at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (wx6iv)

26 Oh, baby! Won't you feel my spray?

Posted by: San Fran Glee Club Member at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (5NMZN)

27 Ace-was this you on Acosta's Twitter feed?

Acosta should stop pretending he has the social IQ of a doorknob and maybe he'll be taken seriously again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (8+Ozj)

28 Jim Acosta, another inevitable error of news reporting.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (ATVNj)

29 Jake "Honest Abe" Tapper Ace....

I think this needs stylebooked.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (SzZnW)

30 Acosta is as heroic as Hillary under sniper fire.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (LiyEm)

31 Mr. Steele like my spray.

Posted by: Russian Prostitute at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (ATVNj)

32 Who is "we", Jim? Are we speaking in the Royal We?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (/tuJf)

33 "We won't be intimidated," the sort of thing that intimidated people always say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8UuKm)

34 Acosta wants to go the path of MeAgain Kelly whereby he becomes the story and thinks of himself as a brave crusader. Delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

35 Sarah needs to tell Acosta at the next presser that he needs to go stand in the corner of the room with his nose against the wall.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (7n4KQ)

36 Pool spray? Sounds fun!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (7HtZB)

37 Don't call my bluff.

Posted by: Obami at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (5NMZN)

38 "We" won't be intimidated...

//guy unaware he is alone b/c the crowd he was in left

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (SzZnW)

39 >>"We won't be intimidated,"


That's almost as good as "Don't call my bluff".

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (RzgQJ)

40 Brave, Brave Sir Jimmie

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (7n4KQ)

41 18
I was behind a truck today with weirdly blinking lights in the back just
under the taillights. Was that any of you trying to induce a seizure
in Eichenwald?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (y7DUB)

I don't understand what it is about the new cars where out of my peripheral vision it looks like the headlights are flashing, When I look at the them straight on it's fine but from the side i can see them flashing.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (dKiJG)

42 Uh...

Polite golf clap?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

43 3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like ARBY'S CHICKEN and
JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK


NOT ROAST BEEF?

Words cannot explain my disbelief in everything humane and respectful in this civilized world.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (ce4vQ)

44 Jim Acosta ... I'm up for one of those "toilet bowl" coffee mugs linked last night. And I'd like to add a CNN logo to it, too.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (Pqytn)

45 >>I don't understand what it is about the new cars where out of my peripheral vision it looks like the headlights are flashing, When I look at the them straight on it's fine but from the side i can see them flashing


I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (7n4KQ)

46 Speaking of our glorious news media:

@Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

47 The press really doesn't like there being consequences to being hysterical ninnies with no manners at all, now, do they?

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

48 I aint noways tahrd!
We've come too faahr!

Posted by: Rev James Acosta at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (W/SyC)

49 are they trying to say that Trump verbally sexually assaulted Gillbrand because he said that she was begging for donations?
---

Umm... come to think of it... yes, yes we are!!!!

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (aT+Bx)

50 41 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (dKiJG)

It's a lot like the blue low beams being brighter than old hi-beam lights....

"uh I'm glad YOU can see I am dazzle blinded here sport"

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (SzZnW)

51 Acosta, drop the self-righteous drama and show real courage by going to Venezuela to report on the truth about the horrific socialist disaster that Obama's friends have wrought.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (ATVNj)

52 "1. Jim Acosta speaks TRUTH TO POWER through glistening BLOWJOB LIPS


2. Jake Tapper has a DEVIANTART PAGE where he sells paintings of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS doing wacky hijinks like

SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF


3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like ARBY'S CHICKEN and

JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK"


True, or honest mistake?

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (tbOMB)

53 Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut? Anyway, since when do Senators give it away for free?

Posted by: regular joe at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (rO07P)

54 are they trying to say that Trump verbally sexually assaulted Gillbrand because he said that she was begging for donations?

In the original tweet, "begging" is in "quotes" like "this" which looks "really stupid" (Trump also capitalizes Things that Don't need Capitalization which Is Also Bad) but anyway some have inferred a sexual innuendo or something from that.

I assume Trump meant to use *asterisks* but I'm not gonna character-shame the President.

Much.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (hXeKX)

55 Just once, I would like to see Sarah grab a folding chair and go all WWF on Acosta.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

56 O/T: Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (jsWA8)

57 Jim Acosta's mother sucks cocks in hell.

Posted by: The thing inside Regan at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (5clls)

58 Snits and tantrums every day,
Make Ms. Sanders say you go away.
Ask your stupid question
I'll teach you a lesson
Acosta, you're out of the spray!

Posted by: huerfano at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (Dp2K8)

59 Pronhub search string: "Acosta CFNM femdom mistress training"

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

60 Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt.


Warren owes all sluts an apology.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (7n4KQ)

61 "We won't be intimidated," the sort of thing that intimidated people always say.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Ever have to explain something to the cops and while you are doing it, you realize just how stupid it sounds?

^ That's the same way.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (rXkis)

62 Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut? Anyway, since when do Senators give it away for free?
========

It's nice that Fauxcahontas acknowledged she was indeed a slut.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (vg8iE)

63 46 Yes because Jews were remarkably well tolerated before this...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (LiyEm)

64 >>Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote.


Jew horses!

Posted by: Mrs Moore at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (RzgQJ)

65 Bump Acosta and issue Sefton his press creds.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (r9UYA)

66
The press really doesn't like there being consequences to being hysterical ninnies with no manners at all, now, do they
---

Well of course not.

Duh.

/also, do not hold us responsible for anything we say or write or imply, that annoys us too. And remember, we are Your Betters!

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (aT+Bx)

67 3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like ARBY'S CHICKEN and
JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK


The question is, is that from the blow-jibbers or the butt secks? I'm surprised CNN hasn't tried to figure that one out.

Wait, no I'm not.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (3sOO0)

68 Can Acosta at least sit at the kiddie table?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (+y/Ru)

69 Stop, just pull his credentials. Make him stand in rain outside the fence

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (yM/Yl)

70
7 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)


For the G-rated version, sure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (pNxlR)

71 So ponder if you will on poor Tappers state of mind. On one side the urge to defend CNN. On the other the urge to replace Acosta as Sarah Sanders whipping boy.

What to do, what to do.

Shout squirrel!

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (5OXY8)

72 #13-Yes, Patrick. That's what they're saying

She "came to his office begging for campaign donations and would do anything for them"

I'm sorry, but you have to be excessively stupid and histrionic to get "sexual harassment" from the above tweet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)

73 Anyone up for some Arby's chicken?

Posted by: don lemon at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (QCX64)

74 Jim Acosta's mother sucks cocks in hell.

Posted by: The thing inside Regan at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (5clls)

========

I'm going to get fired....I hollered out laughing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (vg8iE)

75 The people slob'n Jim's knob on that Twitter post are disgusting, feeding into that narcissist. Man they are dense; really thinking they are on a crusade to champion right...

O/T Speaking of REAL champions of right, I just got out of a meeting and saw the prayer list on the Morning Rant. I had no idea that SlapWeasel was keeping such a list, nor that many morons in the Horde we're needing such assistance. Bravo to you and OM for reposting. It's perfectly appropriate for what my family are doing today on our Christmas work - Day12, #LightTheWorld, which is Mourn with those that mourn. https://youtu.be/mZKW0nmxnR0 May God bless all of you in your trials...

Posted by: SkinnerVic at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (nbwH3)

76 Actually I like the way the DJT sort of fat-shamed little Sen Tracy Flick as a "lightweight" who is, in fact, a bit of a chubby.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (W/SyC)

77 Jim Acosta thinks he is an apple, but he really is a banana.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (Ckg4U)

78 I thought Arby's had fried chicken but it doesn't (except for the fried chickenish chicken you get in a chicken sandwich). I guess I was thinking of Roy Roger's.

I changed it to Popeye's.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (8rNrN)

79 does tapper really have a deviantart page?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (hMwEB)

80 Animal abuse too!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (LiyEm)

81
O/T: Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote.

=================

Poles on horses. Scary!

Posted by: Turks In Vienna at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (Pqytn)

82 morment...that's a type of weasel, no?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (ul9CR)

83 'Intimidated"?

How many people watch that channel who aren't captive in an airport or waiting room- 5?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (VpIIl)

84 The press really doesn't like there being consequences to being hysterical ninnies with no manners at all, now, do they?
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)


Where was this outrage when the Cock Curious Cabal had some of them under surveillance?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (y7DUB)

85 Wow. I totally believe number 2.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (kdqeL)

86 Speaking of our glorious news media:

@Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)



That was the only reason the Trumpenfuhrer recognized Jerusalem as Israel's capital. It was all part of his nefarious plot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (OE2ur)

87

LEDs.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (44ntt)

88
Jim Acosta sits when he pees.

Posted by: Not that there is anything... at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (/zwDg)

89 Jim, please STFU.

What a pussy, really, mangina

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)

90 >>Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut?

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Larry King at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (r9UYA)

91 Take that camera out of the room, and all the attention whores will quit attention-whoring.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (p6e8W)

92 "We won't be intimidated"

"What's that puddle forming around your chair?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (8UuKm)

93 Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags
____________________________________

First of all, they're not people.

Second of all, here are some other reasons that the radical Islamists are attacking:

1. It's Tuesday.
2. They're radical Islamists.
3. They're losing.
4. It's almost Wednesday.
5. Vanilla ice cream
6. Chocolate ice cream.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (ATVNj)

94 >>I guess I was thinking of Roy Roger's.


Never saw one of those NOT on the NJ Turnpike.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (RzgQJ)

95 Rush talking about this now.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (r9UYA)

96 "O/T: Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote."

Wait. How do you ride a carousel horse without the carousel?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

97 Jim Acosta - noun. Deviant sex act wherein the degenerate in question lies on his back and pisses all over himself, all the while claiming he is being pissed on by another dominant party, who is the object of his depraved and unrequited passion.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (fA1SL)

98 Pool spray?

Is that sort of like Chelsea Handler getting pissed on?

I know Acosta wants that badly.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (8iiMU)

99
Rush talking about this now.



Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (r9UYA)

-----------------------
Chicken?

Posted by: Obami at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (5NMZN)

100
Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut?


They are part of the darkest of all dark Congressional caucuses: Senatorial Sluts, or SS. (You know who else has an SS, don't you?)

They are the dirtiest of all dirty girls...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

101 you don't let dogs shit in the house. put little jimmy outside til his diarreah of the mouth clears up. walking, idiotic, human, stool sample. fuck that guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (KP5rU)

102 >>"O/T: Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote."


There will be Pony Rides in the Parking lot at Chuck E Cheez during the Victory Party.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (RzgQJ)

103 Jim Acosted !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (M+Lyo)

104 I won't be ignored, Sarah.

Bunny boiler.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (/tuJf)

105 Just once, I would like to see Sarah grab a folding chair and go all WWF on Acosta.
Posted by: Marcus T

I was thinking the same thing. After one of Acosta's ridiculous grandstanding rants, Sarah just sighs, walks into the press pool, picks Acosta up over her head, spins him furiously and releases him into the audience. I bet she could.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

106 I changed it to Popeye's.

The restamarant's name is pronouncimated "Pope-yes." I hads to sue.

Posted by: Popeye the Sailor at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (hXeKX)

107 I'm a little unclear what having CNN at any official gathering has to do with the public interest. It doesn't change the false narrative they are going to serve. It just provides the backdrop for their scheme.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

108 Hey Whiny Jimbo, WTF is a "morment"?

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NYS7S)

109 64 >>Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote.
_________________________________

I don't care if you're here to vote.

Get your horses off my lawn.

Posted by: People of Poland at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (ATVNj)

110 >>>Never saw one of those NOT on the NJ Turnpike.


I've seen them off the turnpike but it's the turnpike where you're forced to get Roy Rogers. Or you were. For a time they had the exclusive concession on the turnpike (along with arby's, a sister company I think, thus my confusion of one for the other).

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)

111 OT nice vid of VP residence decorated for Christmas

I didn't realize they had such a cute doggeh

https://twitter.com/SecondLady/status/940602270256943104

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (hMwEB)

112 There is no shame in being a slut.

#StandWithGillibrandt
#DoGillibrandt

Posted by: New York Gay Chinamens Choir at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (5NMZN)

113 >>After one of Acosta's ridiculous grandstanding rants, Sarah just sighs, walks into the press pool, picks Acosta up over her head, spins him furiously and releases him into the audience. I bet she could.

As long as she aims for April Ryan.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (r9UYA)

114 >>I've seen them off the turnpike but it's the turnpike where you're forced to get Roy Rogers. Or you were.


Yep. After Meadowlands shows.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (RzgQJ)

115 98 Nah,that's a Golden Shower....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (LiyEm)

116 The comments on Acosta's tweet are "lunatical" and delusional...

I am agog at their perception of reality.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (8iiMU)

117 Oh, Jim Acosta, so much COURAGE!


Don't double-down on stupid.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (W+vEI)

118 As long as she aims for April Ryan.
========

If they ever made a black "Mama's Family," I nominate April for the role of Thelma Harper.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (vg8iE)

119 108 Hey Whiny Jimbo, WTF is a "morment"?

==
a morment of torment

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (hMwEB)

120 Rush is saying that Strzok's girlfriend lawyer was involved in getting FISA warrant.

It's incest all the way down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (YiCkI)

121 "Prior to this morment"

Which one, Jorah Morment? or his dad who got mutinied at Craster's?

Posted by: StefanH at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (g1uxt)

122 It's a lot like the blue low beams being brighter than old hi-beam lights....

"uh I'm glad YOU can see I am dazzle blinded here sport"
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (SzZnW)


THIS.

I hate those LEDs, especially when they're misdirected upwards. I call it "dazzle the poor people so you can get a good look at the accident you're causing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (8UuKm)

123 3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like POPEYE'S CHICKEN and

JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK

So that would mean Jeff Zucker's dick smells like goats and Brian Stelter's ass?

Just trying to follow the logic.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

124 Why does Popeyes not have any spinach dishes? It would seem to be a natural fit

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (5OXY8)

125 Damnation! It's a good thing I already ate my lunch.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)

126
"We won't be intimidated"
-----
Translation: Look how brave I am! Hey everyone - over here! Bravery!


Look, puss, there's no intimidation. No threat. Settle down and get a massage or something.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (8b+oT)

127 Oh, Jim Acosta, so much COURAGE!

--------------------------

Steady

Posted by: Dan Rather Be at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (5NMZN)

128 They are the dirtiest of all dirty girls...
========================

Well, there's the Sarah Silverman dirty girl vibe, which is kind of interesting.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (Pqytn)

129 I've seen them off the turnpike but it's the turnpike where you're forced to get Roy Rogers.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)

Forced?!

Their roast beef sandwich with fries is the only fast food I'll still eat.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (72PAC)

130 115. Golden shower requires at least one other participant. Of all the degenerate forms if this degenerate practice, the Jim Acosta is acknowledged as the lowest, saddest one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (fA1SL)

131 @111
I looked it up and, no sh*t, found a Newsweek article posted 12/7 titled "Mike Pences' Pets Wont Stop Dying"
When you drill down you find that his 13 year old cat and 13 year old beagle died within a short time of each other.
But if you cruise the headlines its basically "Mitt's dog on top of his car, etc."
I'm sure its just random error.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (W/SyC)

132 If Gillibrand is offering sex for campaign contributions, OR if she's threatening allegations if donations are NOT made, the nasty old ho' must resign! Why should allegations made by men be less worthy of belief than those made by a buncha old tarts followed around by leftist documentary makers?

I believe that Gillibrand engaged in sex for campaign $$$$. Stone the slut

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (5gaNQ)

133 >>As long as she aims for April Ryan.

Oh, I thought that was Shrek's wife...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (W+vEI)

134 Jim Acosta: The Suppurating Anal Fistula of the press corps.

I'm getting him new business cards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (Ckg4U)

135 Ok Ace you made me spit shit all over and I am LMAO. Thank you.

Acosta: "Sarah is a bully an she made me cry!"

Fucking eunuch. Wait, that means you HAD balls once. yeah, no.

Oh and i hope Sarah and PDT are in the Oval office reading Aces post and laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (xFBfz)

136 I hate those LEDs, especially when they're misdirected upwards. I call it "dazzle the poor people so you can get a good look at the accident you're causing."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Coon hunting. Because they are spotlighting the trees.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (rXkis)

137 Maybe I ask question of Mr. Ace...........Dude....Have you been hacked?

Posted by: KIM at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (lMn1U)

138 >>Their roast beef sandwich with fries is the only fast food I'll still eat.


Little bit o'Trigger in every one!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (RzgQJ)

139 I looked it up and, no sh*t, found a Newsweek article posted 12/7 titled "Mike Pences' Pets Wont Stop Dying"

----------------------------------------------

Hmm. My pets only die once.

Posted by: Dan Rather Be at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (5NMZN)

140 Clinton gives BJ-ers in the Oval- That's fucking baller!
Trump tweets innuendo- TO THE FAINTING COUCH!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (BoMuO)

141 the white house press corpse are just a bunch of squawking, retarded, fucking,jackals. two year olds have more manners than these fucktards. jim acostas' mom fucked a rabid camel. this is the offspring.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (KP5rU)

142 Someone needs to tell Jim Acosta that he's speaking from a place of Male Privilege here. When Press Secretary Sanders is standing up at the podium, she's constantly putting herself at risk of the Male Gaze of people like Jim Acosta who want to dominate and rape her. How dare he try to belittle the authenticity of her experience.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (KUaJL)

143 Point of order from the previous thread:

Someone said "and tomorrow perhaps a monkey might fly out of my butt.

I would just like to note the correct form is

"... when a pig flies out my ass eating a ham sandwich. "

Posted by: Toddler at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (Cv+Vr)

144 46 Speaking of our glorious news media:

@Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

Because this never, ever happened before Donald Trump.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

145 What a schmuck. But really what puzzles me is why Playboy has a reporter in the White House pool. Who let them in? I mean... even when they were vaguely relevant, around 1978, the still weren't White House level relevant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)

146 "Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut? "


Fauxcahontas is just jealous she hasn't seen a dick since the Spanish American War.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

147 >>Golden shower requires at least one other participant. Of all the degenerate forms if this degenerate practice, the Jim Acosta is acknowledged as the lowest, saddest one.

Ever seen the video of Chelsea Handler, hero of #TheResistance, getting peed on?

She's all class, that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (/tuJf)

148 Why does Popeyes not have any spinach dishes? It would seem to be a natural fit

I don't think Popeye's has any real connection to Popeye.

Popeye Doyle may figure in, but I'd have to go to Wikipedia and I kinda don't wanna get sucked in now.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (hXeKX)

149 "We won't be intimidated." - Seal Team Six

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (8UuKm)

150 Jackstraw,

From previous thread. Sorry had to leave to pick up pups from groomer.

Anywho00....

"Two GOP lawmakers have turned their fire on President Trump's Justice Department after it announced it would not reconsider its decision not to prosecute Lois Lerner, the IRS employee at the center of the 2013 political-targeting scandal."

The Hill: http://tinyurl.com/y7ag7mqf

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (Enq6K)

151 130 He pisses on himself?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (LiyEm)

152 Just wondering how many times did Acosta shout out questions during O'bumble's events (this wasn't a presser)?

I'll go with "zero"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (MINbv)

153 But if you cruise the headlines its basically "Mitt's dog on top of his car, etc."
I'm sure its just random error.

Posted by: xnycpeasant

Trump probably forced them to drink Diet Coke when the Pence's weren't looking!

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

154 garrett, if you are here, the guys are not fisherman. But thank you for your kind offer!

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (EGFUD)

155 Mike Pences' Pets Wont Stop Dying

+++

They were homo pets, he was doing electroshock therapy

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (GGQLa)

156 Because of Donald Trump, people Muslims are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags

Fixed it for ya, Newsweek. Editing fees will be your purchase price. $1

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (39g3+)

157 It's pretty sad if you can't even find somebody who will piss on you.....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (LiyEm)

158 Spray Me!

Posted by: Mario Rubio at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (MuTTO)

159 134: Slap, I thought he was a puss infected anal fissure?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (KP5rU)

160 I keep thinking @pressec should just toss this whiny little twat out on his ass but I'm getting the impression she loves playing with him like the way a cat plays with a mouse it's about to disembowel.

Plus, his self-beclowning is a laugh-riot and I can't believe anyone outside of the already insane anti-Trump moonbat brigades is falling for it.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (NYS7S)

161 Who was allowed to ask adversarial questions at an Obama signing?

Like Obamacare, which passed without a single vote by a Republican.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (U6f54)

162 Why must wimmin be believed. Some of the worst liars I have ever met have been women. "Hell hath no fury..." is real as hell

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (5gaNQ)

163 134
Jim Acosta: The Suppurating Anal Fistula of the press corps.



I'm getting him new business cards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (Ckg4U)

Come here for such literary prowess such as this.Stay to see how many people need new monitors from spitting coffee while trying to contain their guffaws.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (jxbfJ)

164 151. Like a mutt, desperate to ingratiate himself to his master.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (fA1SL)

165 Clinton gives BJ-ers in the Oval- That's fucking baller!
Trump tweets innuendo- TO THE FAINTING COUCH!
============
Obama's spend 100 million on vacation travel YOLO!!!!

Trump's fly first class to Mira lago -- Outrage!!!!

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (cRBej)

166 Got it, Infidel.


Gonna have to go with my first suggestion, then!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (RzgQJ)

167 I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!! I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (O5Q3r)

168 Why does Popeyes not have any spinach dishes? It would seem to be a natural fit

Posted by: Vanceone
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Popeye's actually claim they were named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection fame. (I think that was a ruse to get out of a copyright infringement.) So maybe they should have the female staff wear go-go boots.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (8b+oT)

169 Trump Derangement Syndrome is the 21st Century's answer to Mad Cow Disease.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (W+kMI)

170 Trump has solid brass balls. Respond to a new "accuser" by tweeting innuendo about what a sitting female senator would do for donations. This is glorious.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (BoMuO)

171 What must being a whining pussy 15 hours a day do to your health?

Posted by: No CNN Panel, Ever at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (W/SyC)

172 Update! Everything I just said is bullshit taken out of context.

from Wikipedia: Alvin C. Copeland claimed he named the stores after the fictional detective Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle in the movie The French Connection and not the comic strip and cartoon character Popeye the Sailor.

The name is spelled "Popeyes" without an apostrophe, as used by other restaurant chains such as McDonald's and Hardee's. Copeland claimed facetiously that he was "too poor" to afford an apostrophe.

The chain later acquired rights to use Popeye the Sailor for marketing. The company's early brand became deeply tied to the cartoon star with its sponsorship of the Popeye & Pals children's show in New Orleans, and the character appeared on items from packaging to racing boats. In late November 2006, AFC announced the mutual termination of their licensing contract with King Features Syndicate, effectively ending their association with the Popeye characters.


I now await the judgment of the Barrel.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (hXeKX)

173 171 What must being a whining pussy 15 hours a day do to your health?
Posted by: No CNN Panel, Ever at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (W/SyC)

And why it means Trump will be impeached.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (72PAC)

174 The lovely Trish Regan is in canary yellow today.

Nice.

They are blabbing about the tax bill.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (8iiMU)

175 Lance I know they are not connected but still I am sure lots of kids would actually eat a spinach something from Popeyes.

Course, Obama would likely try to order a hamburger and pay for it next Tuesday. If he was man enough to eat a burger.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (5OXY8)

176 I'll slut shame Gillibrand! Kristin, you sleazy prostitute, RESIGN

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (5gaNQ)

177 Got it, Infidel.





Gonna have to go with my first suggestion, then!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:21

maaabeee.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (EGFUD)

178 >>
I looked it up and, no sh*t, found a Newsweek article posted 12/7 titled "Mike Pences' Pets Wont Stop Dying"


From last week, for real: "Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg"

I think Mike Hammer's "Caitlin" character works at Newsweek.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (W+vEI)

179 >>Two GOP lawmakers have turned their fire on President Trump's Justice Department after it announced it would not reconsider its decision not to prosecute Lois Lerner, the IRS employee at the center of the 2013 political-targeting scandal

Not my favorite decision but I think my end game is different from a lot of people. My goal is to root out the Deep State players and return to a place of small, limited government and the rule of law.

Sending people to jail is a nice secondary goal but at the end of the day it won't change my life materially.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

180 arby's makes chicken?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (BIr2P)

181
You know what else dies in darkness? Anything solar powered. Let's see their god SCIENCE solve that one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (pNxlR)

182 "Slap, I thought he was a puss infected anal fissure?"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (KP5rU)

I'll put that on the other side of the card. Raised red letters.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (Ckg4U)

183 Oh, I thought that was Shrek's wife...


Posted by: Lizzy
-----
HA! That's where I've seen her!

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (8b+oT)

184 159 134: Slap, I thought he was a puss infected anal fissure?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (KP5rU)

Not. Mutually. Exclusive.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

185 Doctors are amazed by this simple household cure for Sobbing Minge!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (RzgQJ)

186 158 Spray Me!

Posted by: Mario Rubio at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (MuTTO)


Come to our next foam party.

Posted by: Log Cabin Republicans at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (r9UYA)

187 Pool spray morment.
Mongo tay torment.
Coe Olipsay, Coe Olipsay
Genner machunga.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (A3b6q)

188 Mr. President, Mr. President: Titties. What's your position on them?

Posted by: Playboy's White House Correspondent at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5clls)

189 142 Someone needs to tell Jim Acosta that he's speaking from a place of Male Privilege here. When Press Secretary Sanders is standing up at the podium, she's constantly putting herself at risk of the Male Gaze of people like Jim Acosta who want to dominate and rape her. How dare he try to belittle the authenticity of her experience.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (KUaJL)

I like that joe. Of course Acosta would have to qualify as "male" so theres that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (xFBfz)

190 Sarah should make a quick lunge at him and watch Acosta lose his shit.

"Two for flinching."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (8UuKm)

191 33
"We won't be intimidated," the sort of thing that intimidated people always say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8UuKm)


And people who can't do shit about their situation.
Go suck your thumb, Jim.

Was does Sanders even call on him any more?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (ymnmz)

192 188 Mr. President, Mr. President: Titties. What's your position on them?
Posted by: Playboy's White House Correspondent at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5clls)


In between them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (8UuKm)

193 That grey-boxed 'comedy' is a bridge too far. It's not funny.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (h3OTG)

194 Trish Regan is poo-pooing the tax plan.




Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (Enq6K)

195 arby's makes chicken?

----------------------------
From recycled compost.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (5NMZN)

196 Can confirm #3

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (xJa6I)

197 All I know is Popeyes has great chicken and biscuits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (39g3+)

198 Was does Sanders even call on him any more?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (ymnmz)



For lulz, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (8UuKm)

199 @Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags



I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Zombie Sidney Harman at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (QQ+il)

200 Where are my balls?

I know I left them somewhere around here.

I keep forgetting them, it started when I started covering Trump.

That bastard!




Posted by: Jim Acosta at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (UsCnO)

201 180 arby's makes chicken?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (BIr2P)

Beef is chicken. Pizza is vegetable.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (72PAC)

202 Jim Acosta is a mean girl

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (xJa6I)

203 I would love it if Sarah demanded Acosta stop looking at her chest..

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (yM/Yl)

204 saying you will not be intimidated means your are intimidated!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (BIr2P)

205 arby's makes beef sandwiches?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (7n4KQ)

206 Acosta should go back to Cuba where they absolutely love questions at press conferences.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (4ErVI)

207 This little snit from Jimmy Boy would come off better if he complained of the same thing with Josh Oh So Very Earnest at the podium.

But he didn't. So very transparent.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (tVWQB)

208 158 Spray Me!



Posted by: Mario Rubio at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (MuTTO)

NOT AGAIN!

Posted by: Ficus Plant in corner at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (jxbfJ)

209 Pool spray morment.
Mongo tay torment.
Coe Olipsay, Coe Olipsay
Genner machunga.



Burma Shave!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (QQ+il)

210 I suspect Colonel Sanders is actually behind all this.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (5NMZN)

211 Here they are, Jim.

Since you never use them, I thought I would borrow them to get in on the Trump pile-on.


Posted by: Kirsten Gildabrand at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (UsCnO)

212 211. The Pentavirate!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (fA1SL)

213 saying you will not be intimidated means your are intimidated!


especially when it comes out all squeaky.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (QQ+il)

214 >>"We won't be intimidated," the sort of thing that intimidated people always say.



Or, like in professional soccer player who falls down, theatrically cradles their leg, as if in great pain and distress, after another player brushed by them.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

215 Trump really is a twitter master. You would think some of these assholes would get tired of being slapped, but no. Thank you sir, may I have another ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

216 "Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut? "



I think she is 51 which is not too old. Plus, she used to be fat and now may be enjoying getting more attention from men now that she is thinner.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (OD2ni)

217 170 Trump has solid brass balls. Respond to a new "accuser" by tweeting innuendo about what a sitting female senator would do for donations. This is glorious.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (BoMuO)


How do you know she was sitting? It sounds more likely she was kneeling at the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (8UuKm)

218 Jim Acosta is out macho'ed by porgs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (xJa6I)

219 Lance I know they are not connected but still I am sure lots of kids would actually eat a spinach something from Popeyes.

Oh, I see, yeah, I wasn't looking at it the right way. Sorry.

I've never actually been to a Popeyes, so I should recuse myself from further commentary.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hXeKX)

220 These cub reporters have more dramas than a pack of teenage girls.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

221 when acosta eats corn, he sees it three times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (KP5rU)

222 Was does Sanders even call on him any more?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (ymnmz)



Why not? Shooting fish in a barrel (not THE barrel).

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (BoMuO)

223 213 saying you will not be intimidated means your are intimidated!

especially when it comes out all squeaky.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (QQ+il)


Yeah. Having your voice break in the middle kinda ruins the effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (8UuKm)

224
Tears of Acosta

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)

225 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

226 pool sprays are a little-understood area of quantum mechanics

or did he mean 'stool strays'?? One wonders.....

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg ( not a Nazi ) at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (Co9e8)

227 215 Trump really is a twitter master. You would think some of these assholes would get tired of being slapped, but no. Thank you sir, may I have another ?
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

I thought we were doing 'phrasing', still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (xJa6I)

228
" ... oh, Gilli, Gilli, Gilli! Oh, wait, the panel of judges have returned to the room and should be announcing their decision any second now! Let's listen in, shall we?"

"After a long uproarious discussion, we have decided to reaffirm our previous ruling -- Jim Acosta remains a weasel."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (pNxlR)

229 Sarah Sanders is a zillion times the woman Jim Acosta will ever be.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (be0vm)

230 Why does everyone call me Arby's and laugh?

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (OD2ni)

231 Not my favorite decision but I think my end game is different from a lot of people. My goal is to root out the Deep State players and return to a place of small, limited government and the rule of law.

Sending people to jail is a nice secondary goal but at the end of the day it won't change my life materially.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)


Well, not for nothin' but you could call Lerner a deep stater.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (Enq6K)

232 So.... this is what it is like to have balls. They are Jim Acosta's balls, but balls nevertheless.

Kinda cool!


Posted by: Kirsten Gildabrand at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (UsCnO)

233 For his bravery, the SJW crowd should award Acosta his own personal pronoun.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (CcNKy)

234 I've never actually been to a Popeyes, so I should recuse myself from further commentary.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hXeKX)

JEFF SESSIONS COMMENTS HERE!!!!!!!

Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (oM0mm)

235 218 I'm guessing you saw the new Nerd Crew video?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

236 151 130 He pisses on himself?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (LiyEm)

We all have bad days.

Posted by: Al Roker at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (7HtZB)

237 234 I've never actually been to a Popeyes, so I should recuse myself from further commentary.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hXeKX)

JEFF SESSIONS COMMENTS HERE!!!!!!!
Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (oM0mm)

You owe me a new work monitor.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (72PAC)

238 At Arby's you can order the off-menu item: the Meat Mountain.

It is a triumph of quantity over quality. Stalin himself would rise from the grave to eat one.

...which may not be an endorsement, now that I think on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

239 203 I would love it if Sarah demanded Acosta stop looking at her chest..

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (yM/Yl)

Ok but then Sarah has to stop looking up Jims skirt from her position of power.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xFBfz)

240 How do you know she was sitting? It sounds more likely she was kneeling at the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (8UuKm)


I'm pretty sure Kristin sits when she gets her cock sucked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (BoMuO)

241 I'll bet I know where Jim Acosta keeps his Chapstick.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (RzgQJ)

242 224
Tears of Acosta
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)


Was that the original title of the Smokey Robinson tune?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (mbhDw)

243 You just know The Donald is trolling CNN and other Leftards like Fauxcahontas hard between meetings and laughs while he reads his responses aloud to his cabinet. He trolls 'em, they lose their shit all over the place, and the rest of America laughs or rolls their eyes at them.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (W+kMI)

244 Puss infected anal fissure? Somebody call me?

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (UNfK6)

245 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)


The ruben is pretty good

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (M+Lyo)

246 235 218 I'm guessing you saw the new Nerd Crew video?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

It was Very Cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

247
225 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)


Back in the day - five or so years ago - their "reuben" sandwiches blew chunks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

249 Acosta... the guy is an embarrassment to CNN but they keep sending him out there as long as he keeps repeating the latest reddit hot take.

Oh speaking of hot takes, Talking Points Memo is claiming DMVs where blacks live are all closed before the election. So's they can't get ID to vote, you see. *cough*bullcrap*cough*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (39g3+)

250 Sending people to jail is a nice secondary goal but at the end of the day it won't change my life materially.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)


But it could wonderfully focus the minds of later bureaucrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (8UuKm)

251 238 At Arby's you can order the off-menu item: the Meat Mountain.

It is a triumph of quantity over quality. Stalin himself would rise from the grave to eat one.

...which may not be an endorsement, now that I think on it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

In my defense, I'd rise from the grave to eat just about anything. Even down here Hitler gets all the attention.

Posted by: Zombie Stalin at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (72PAC)

252 Ja, Herr Taylor, ze chicken at ze Arby's schmeckt schlecht

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg ( not a Nazi ) at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (Co9e8)

253 "I think she is 51 which is not too old. Plus, she used to be fat and
now may be enjoying getting more attention from men now that she is
thinner."



Oh, yeah! Grwwwwwowl! Grabbed me some of that!

Posted by: Sen. Daniel Inouye's ghost at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

254 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

--------------------------------
For Senating or assaulting?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (5NMZN)

255 220 These cub reporters have more dramas than a pack of teenage girls.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

There are girls out there having their first period who are more stoic than this clown. And I say this as somebody who has three older sisters.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

256 248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

Q - What if Franken doesn't want to leave?

A - POPCORN!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (mbhDw)

257
241 I'll bet I know where Jim Acosta keeps his Chapstick.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (RzgQJ)


Pulls double duty, does it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (pNxlR)

258 Back in the day - five or so years ago - their "reuben" sandwiches blew chunks.

As some jackhole said, its gotten better. I wish these places would just focus on what they do well instead of adding more and more to their menu. Jack in the Box has like 92 things on their menu and it all sucks. How can you mess up a taco that badly???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)

259 "225 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Very accurate. Stick to Chik-Fil-A if you want chicken.

However, I will say that Roy Rogers is making a comeback at least here in the DC metro area and their gold rush chicken sandwich is pretty damn good.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

260 238 At Arby's you can order the off-menu item: the Meat Mountain.

It is a triumph of quantity over quality. Stalin himself would rise from the grave to eat one.

...which may not be an endorsement, now that I think on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

Meat Mountain? they stole my nic!

Posted by: PDT's Dick at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (xFBfz)

261 238. * zombie Stalin inspects 'sammich' *

* arbys staff and management and all families transported to Kazakhstan *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

262 248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

I am proud to announce that Al Franken's seat will be filled by none other than Al Franken himself. He completed grope therapy and is totes sorry.

Posted by: Minnesota Governor at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (72PAC)

263 254 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

--------------------------------
For Senating or assaulting?
Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (5NMZN)

They seem to go hand in hand. Or hand on breast, if you prefer.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

264 Zombie Stalin is walkin' around, eating Arby's and dating human women. He's mighty proud.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (xJa6I)

265 >>Well, not for nothin' but you could call Lerner a deep stater.

And what exactly is her job in government today?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

266 So's they can't get ID to vote, you see. *cough*bullcrap*cough*

If you wait until the day of something to get an ID...

Sorry. Target-rich environment, but that's my favorite take right now.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (hXeKX)

267 258 How can you mess up a taco that badly???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)


Not pink enough?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (mbhDw)

268 I think Jim Acosta is confusing being outmaneuvered and up against a superior intellect with being bullied.


And strangely enough, when Obama and crew was actually bullying spying on, and treating the press like a toilet, not a peep nor a tweet.







Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (ymnmz)

269 Hello again, Jim. This time, try not to shit on the gurney like O'Donnell does...

Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: The WAAAAHMBULANCE at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (DICxC)

270 at the end of the day it won't change my life materially.


Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

If Hillary Clinton went to jail I would probably damage my vocal chords from all of the whooping and cheering and yelling.

And while I get your point, the repercussions for (hopefully only) almost destroying America should be more significant than simply losing all political power.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (wYseH)

271 252 Ja, Herr Taylor, ze chicken at ze Arby's schmeckt schlecht
Posted by: Werner Heisenberg ( not a Nazi ) at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (Co9e


Are you certain?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8UuKm)

272 arby's makes chicken?

They have "All The Meats" now (beef, pork, chicken, and fish). Their current marketing is basically "screw you vegetarians". Quality of the items varies by store in ways McDonalds would never allow, but if you get a good store their buffalo chicken sliders are great.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (3J/LN)

273 257
241 I'll bet I know where Jim Acosta keeps his Chapstick.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (RzgQJ)

Pulls double duty, does it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (pNxlR)


Well, when you wear ass-less chaps...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (mbhDw)

274 >>>Popeye's actually claim they were named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection fame. (I think that was a ruse to get out of a copyright infringement.) So maybe they should have the female staff wear go-go boots.

Gary Gygax routinely claimed to have a thousand sources of inspiration for D&D in order to dodge the very clear copyright infringement case that the Tolkein estate could bring.

Appendix N is a lie.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8rNrN)

275 'You cannot have ze Duck!'

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (RzgQJ)

276 Ok, so we have an Arby's thread now. ahahah

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (M+Lyo)

277 266 So's they can't get ID to vote, you see. *cough*bullcrap*cough*

If you wait until the day of something to get an ID...

Sorry. Target-rich environment, but that's my favorite take right now.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (hXeKX)



They'll probably show up to vote on Wednesday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (8UuKm)

278 248
Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)


Whoa! Slow down! Alabama hasn't voted yet, and a Womyn has the right to change her mind! I never set a date!

You brute!

Posted by: Senator Al Franken at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (UsCnO)

279 "She said if I asked a question of Trump at the bill signing "I can't promise you will be allowed into a pool spray again." "

So CNN too has an "Either - Ohr" problem?

Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (zOpu5)

280 call my achievement of room temperature.............."Kate's Revenge"

Posted by: zombie Ed Lee ( butt assassin ) at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (Co9e8)

281 http://bit.ly/2AcA239

DEVELOPING: AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel To Investigate Top DOJ Official Over Fusion GPS Contacts

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (y3aQB)

282 Beef n' Cheddars are still king.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

283 Jim Acosta is a pussy-hat wearing creep.

What? That isn't a hat????????


Never mind.

Posted by: True the Note at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (HLTe8)

284 175 Lance I know they are not connected but still I am sure lots of kids would actually eat a spinach something from Popeyes.

Course, Obama would likely try to order a hamburger and pay for it next Tuesday. If he was man enough to eat a burger.
=======
Obummer eats turkey burgers with kale and non-fried green tomatoes on top.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (W+kMI)

285 258 Back in the day - five or so years ago - their "reuben" sandwiches blew chunks.

As some jackhole said, its gotten better. I wish these places would just focus on what they do well instead of adding more and more to their menu. Jack in the Box has like 92 things on their menu and it all sucks. How can you mess up a taco that badly???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)

Yup. Fast food is...ok if you stick to what each franchise does best. KFC is ok for Chicken. Burger King is ok for burgers. Arby's is ok for roast beef, etc.

It's the 'other' items that usually go south.

Though, props to Wendy's, their baked potatoes and chili are both tasty and carrot-free.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (xJa6I)

286 Gary Gygax routinely claimed to have a thousand sources of inspiration for D&D in order to dodge the very clear copyright infringement case that the Tolkein estate could bring.

Well, to be fair he was also heavily influenced by Jack Vance, especially the spell system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (39g3+)

287 Jim Acosted hits #1 with - Tears of a clown

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (M+Lyo)

288 You brute!"

You brute you brute you brute....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (MINbv)

289 As some jackhole said, its gotten better. I wish these places would just focus on what they do well instead of adding more and more to their menu.

I miss Checkers (AKA Rally's). When they had locations in town (years ago), the menu was small, but service was *fast*, because there was less complexity.

I don't go to McDonald's often, but when I do, I'm kind of astounded at the enormous menu. Not Bernie Sanders-appalled, just... That's a lot of things that need a lot of different ingredients and prepwork.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (hXeKX)

290 Obummer eats turkey burgers with kale and non-fried green tomatoes on top.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (W+kMI)

Tofurkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

291 CNN's new motto: "you don't have to be a pussy to work here, but it helps."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (oPNmq)

292 Though, props to Wendy's, their baked potatoes and chili are both tasty and carrot-free.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (xJa6I)


Carrot free, well done

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (M+Lyo)

293 274 >>>Popeye's actually claim they were named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection fame. (I think that was a ruse to get out of a copyright infringement.) So maybe they should have the female staff wear go-go boots.

Gary Gygax routinely claimed to have a thousand sources of inspiration for D&D in order to dodge the very clear copyright infringement case that the Tolkein estate could bring.

Appendix N is a lie.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8rNrN)

Well he stole the magic system from Jack Vance. So two sources, at least...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (xJa6I)

294 Heh.....just heard a radio report that we used a drone to REMOVE SHABAAB. Out-fucking-standing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (fA1SL)

295 Yup. Fast food is...ok if you stick to what each franchise does best.

Breakfast at Taco Bell *shudder violently*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (39g3+)

296 246 Me personally,I loved it.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (LiyEm)

297 Yup. Fast food is...ok if you stick to what each franchise does best. KFC is ok for Chicken. Burger King is ok for burgers. Arby's is ok for roast beef, etc.

It's the 'other' items that usually go south.

Though, props to Wendy's, their baked potatoes and chili are both tasty and carrot-free.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (xJa6I)

The McDonalds fried chicken sandwich is actually pretty good. It's sort of a poor man's imitation of a Chic Fil'A chicken sandwich.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (KUaJL)

298 AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel"

Grams? Kilos? Short tons?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (MINbv)

299 *Picture of Jim Acosta*

This is a Quim.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (RzgQJ)

300 Damn it Christopher, stay out of my mind!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (xJa6I)

301 Let me know when she tells Acosta to go get his fucking shinebox.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

302 And now, off to lunch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (xJa6I)

303 Seem to remember Arby's with a real roast beef displayed up front, and a deli style slicer, many years ago (1967?). Now mystery meat thru a kitchen window, nothing to see here. Oh, sock off.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (UNfK6)

304 Meat Mountain . . . if that's not the title of a gay porn movie, it should be.

Posted by: Playboy's White House Correspondent at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (5clls)

305 "We will not be intimidated."

"Unless it's Saddam Hussein."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (gCJeK)

306 Fuck you Ace - Milk and Cereal all over my Keyboard!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (RzgQJ)

Another Moron dining fashionably late, I see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (oPNmq)

307 Wendy's chili is pretty good but they put sugar in it

I can't stand their burgers though. And Burger King gives me a nasty aftertaste, I think its the "grilling" flavor chemicals they use.

I mean technically they do hit a grill for a few moments before being put on your burger but they're fried.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)

308 Curing constipation is what Taco Bell is best at...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (LiyEm)

309 >>And while I get your point, the repercussions for (hopefully only) almost destroying America should be more significant than simply losing all political power.

Absolutely. And I would be more than happy to see this DOJ, the one not controlled by Barack Obama, prosecute what we are seeing right now unfold. It is much more consequential than what Lerner did as bad and illegal as it was.

I don't think opening that wound up at this particular time would be all that useful or successful.

Eyes on the prize. We are talking about taking down a much bigger and much more dangerous part of the corrupt federal government right now along with doing things like going after public unions, illegal immigrants, gangs like MS-13, chain migration, etc.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (/tuJf)

310 DEVELOPING: AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel To Investigate Top DOJ Official Over Fusion GPS Contacts
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (y3aQB)



But then he remembered he used his GPS to find that new Fusion restaurant and recused himself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (BoMuO)

311 What a tool. If Acosta would engage in actual journalism instead of being a left-wing douchetool hack, he wouldn't get taken to the woodshed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

312 "304 Meat Mountain . . . if that's not the title of a gay porn movie, it should be."


It is. And I own it.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (OD2ni)

313 Beef n' Cheddars are still king.


I misread that as Beef n' Cheerleaders.

I like my version better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (fuK7c)

314 310 DEVELOPING: AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel To Investigate Top DOJ Official Over Fusion GPS Contacts
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (y3aQB)



But then he remembered he used his GPS to find that new Fusion restaurant and recused himself.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (BoMuO)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

315 Why does it matter how much the special counsel weighs? Is he thinking Christie?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (BoMuO)

316 I don't go to McDonald's often, but when I do, I'm kind of astounded at the enormous menu. Not Bernie Sanders-appalled, just... That's a lot of things that need a lot of different ingredients and prepwork.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (hXeKX)

Mostly salted to high heaven- and I like salt.

I am continually amazed at McDonald's menu transformations. The best item of the past ten years I can think of is still their 1/3lb burgers. I saw the other day 'Signature series' burgers. They seem to keep wating to go back to the 'artisan burger' well. Does that really work? Must not since none of this crap seems to hang around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

317 Cold cuts with imitation horseradish mayo? eh. It'll get you to your next destination.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (2Mnv1)

318 313 Beef n' Cheddars are still king.


I misread that as Beef n' Cheerleaders.

I like my version better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (fuK7c)

Cheerleader Roasties.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

319 Alternate Headline: Jim Acosta mind-raped by Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Democrat women of Congress call for witch-burning!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (LSN1b)

320 I want to thank Presdent Obama for finally ending the Iraq War that was announced today by the Prime Minister of Iraq. Even Trump could not screw this victory up even though he tried so hard to makes Presdent Obama looks bad. Thank You Sir and Brattleboro loves and wants you back....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (u54O2)

321 Curing constipation is what Taco Bell is best at...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (LiyEm)


This is sound advice, I can vouch for this claim. The more hotsauce the faster it works.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)

322 DEVELOPING: AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel To Investigate Top DOJ Official Over Fusion GPS Contacts

I think we have the answer to "Did you use the dossier to get a FISA warrant?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (CClpm)

323 Beef n' Cheddars are still king.

I misread that as Beef n' Cheerleaders.


I am fine with either one really.

Kind of like Larry Correia said this morning. Every time he sees #ShePersisted he thinks its saying #SheepResisted

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)

324 Uncle Palp, who got drone-zapped?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

325
Stelter Tapper Acosta sounds like rape.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

326 Sarah is bloody awesome. That's all.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (a0IVu)

327 Everytime I ate at Arby's, I had an upset stomach. I doubt it had anything to do with the fifth of Valu-Rite I drank beforehand.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (7n4KQ)

328 No Don Lemon?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (BRpqW)

329 Cold cuts with imitation horseradish mayo? eh. It'll get you to your next destination.


Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017

. . .

Especially if your next destination is the toilet.

Posted by: Gas Station Restroom at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (iys0/)

330 And anyway, it was Elizabeth Warren who used the phrase "slut shaming" first about Kirstin. What an idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (8+Ozj)

331 Not drunk enough Mary. Run out of comps at the casino?

Posted by: Exile at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (Fikbq)

332 Jim Acosta comes to ace for shelving advice.

His Indian nickname in college was Squats To Pee.

You can stump him for hours by leaving the toilet seat up.

Closing the lid also gives him fits. That's why they now call them press sprays.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (0ogQG)

333 I can't stand their burgers though. And Burger King gives me a nasty aftertaste, I think its the "grilling" flavor chemicals they use.

I mean technically they do hit a grill for a few moments before being put on your burger but they're fried.



And then frozen and microwaved.

BK used to be good back when they had a conveyor belt grill in the store and you could watch the burgers go through the cleansing flames.

It's just warmed over cardboard now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fuK7c)

334 247
225 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

Back in the day - five or so years ago - their "reuben" sandwiches blew chunks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

One time I got so drunk that I blew Chunks late in the night when I got home.

What makes that so bad is Chunks is my dog.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (A3b6q)

335 McDonald's best burger was McDLT, but it cost too much with the packaging and didn't fit well in bags. Great burger though. And the first year their McRib came out it was really tasty. They changed it and now its made out of roadkill and Ted Kennedy's used underwear or something.

Fast Food joints are always looking for the next chicken nugget. That was a huge seller that everyone liked, but nothing has come close ever since. McD's even tried pizza and spaghetti for crying out loud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

336 324. Bus loaded with HE for use as VBIED. It would have been a repeat of that yuuuge teuck bombing from a few weeks back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fA1SL)

337 Jim Acosta's mother sucks cocks in hell.

I think we should just leave Acosta's mother out of things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (8+Ozj)

338 And strangely enough, when Obama and crew was actually bullying spying on, and treating the press like a toilet, not a peep nor a tweet.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (ymnmz)


Just deep sighs of passion.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

339 72
#13-Yes, Patrick. That's what they're saying



She "came to his office begging for campaign donations and would do anything for them"



I'm sorry, but you have to be excessively stupid and histrionic to get "sexual harassment" from the above tweet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)


We are NOT "excessively" stupid. Proof? We still make more money by spewing this garbage that the vast majority of our viewers.
So Fuck You!

Posted by: Jim, Jake, Wolfe, Br(.)(.)ke, Van "Commie" Jones, et.al. at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (UsCnO)

340 So Warren is insinuating Gillibrand is a slut? Meow.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (a0IVu)

341
Kind of like Larry Correia said this morning. Every time he sees #ShePersisted he thinks its saying #SheepResisted
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)

I think it looks like Shep resisted.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (V+V48)

342 265 >>Well, not for nothin' but you could call Lerner a deep stater.

And what exactly is her job in government today?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

No, I'm saying how many more Lois Lerner's are there hiding in the IRS and all of gov't.? Prosecuting her to the fullest would have, at the very least, made the others CURRENTLY working think twice.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (Enq6K)

343 I don't go to McDonald's often, but when I do, I'm kind of astounded at the enormous menu.


This! You have to stand there and wait for the electronic menu to cycle through before you can even know what your possible choices are.

I hate that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (QQ+il)

344 340 So Warren is insinuating Gillibrand is a slut? Meow.
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (a0IVu)


Ten Bears won't want her...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (mbhDw)

345 I see it as #ShePerspired

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (7n4KQ)

346 Ratfuckers,every last one of them.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (XMDuf)

347 Gee, I never would have guessed that Egg McMUffin was a fraud and a POS...


"Evan McMullin Being Funded by Anti-American Persian Billionaire"

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (OD2ni)

348 248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
=====
Stand by for another Beirut-style Blue on Blue firefight.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (W+kMI)

349 341 Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (V+V4

No matter how manly she got, I was never REALLY tempted....

//Shempf Smiff looking at MeAgain Kelly

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (SzZnW)

350 Cant stand heat, get out of kitchen.

Posted by: rifraf at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (RiEBD)

351
Every time I go to Arby's, I think of our favorite gal here, Hope Solo.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (8O3HH)

352 "Jackson said her superiors at the CFPB asked her to falsify documents during her investigation into a Texas-based payday lending company, Ace Cash Express."


I didn't know Ace had a side job.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (BoMuO)

353
San Fransisco's mayor is mort

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (lKyWE)

354
I think it looks like Shep resisted.
Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (V+V4

That can't be right...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

355 Jim Acosta's mother sews socks that smell.

Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (QQ+il)

356 Persian? Don't they mean Iranian?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (a0IVu)

357 I assume Trump meant to use *asterisks* but I'm not gonna character-shame the President.



Much.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (hXeKX)

What's wrong with using quote marks, as, get this, quote marks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (oPNmq)

358 348. * grabs popcorn and semechki, roots for casualties *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (fA1SL)

359 Pluck Me!

Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (QQ+il)

360 In the 80's McDonald's introduced a 1/3 burger called the Cheddar Melt. The main purpose was to get customers to bump up their drink size (back before they were all $1) in order to increase sales (though margin on drinks decreased slightly.) It doesn't have to stay if it increases visits and sales.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (5NMZN)

361 Now I do not feel that bad about the language in my comments on Gerry Studds.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (2X7pN)

362 351
Every time I go to Arby's, I think of our favorite gal here, Hope Solo.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (8O3HH)

Just wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

363 "340 So Warren is insinuating Gillibrand is a slut? Meow."


Me give pale face from New York the dirty nose star for being with one too many bucks.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (OD2ni)

364 353. So's the city.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (fA1SL)

365 I didn't know Ace had a side job.


It's a cash only business.

Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (QQ+il)

366 I think it looks like Shep resisted.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (V+V4


That's just part of the role play at the bathhouse gangbang.

Posted by: Shep at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (uiwCw)

367 351
Every time I go to Arby's, I think of our favorite gal here, Hope Solo.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (8O3HH)

Moreso with Horsey Sauce or BBQ?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

368 333 I can't stand their burgers though. And Burger King gives me a nasty aftertaste, I think its the "grilling" flavor chemicals they use.

I mean technically they do hit a grill for a few moments before being put on your burger but they're fried.


And then frozen and microwaved.

BK used to be good back when they had a conveyor belt grill in the store and you could watch the burgers go through the cleansing flames.

It's just warmed over cardboard now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fuK7c)

Ugh. I can't stand BK. I got amoebic dysentery from their burgers when we were in Panama. I was pregnant at the time, and was praying nothing happened to the baby. It didn't, but she has been a sick child ever since. You couldn't pay me to eat their food.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (V+V48)

369 Where is this pool that needs sprayed?

Posted by: Al Roker at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (V8Y+e)

370 Wasn't the CDLT canceled because it relied on styrofoam containers to keep the burger hot and the Lettuce and Tomato cold?And styrofoam was the devil!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

371 #13-Yes, Patrick. That's what they're saying





She "came to his office begging for campaign donations and would do anything for them"





I'm sorry, but you have to be excessively stupid and histrionic to get "sexual harassment" from the above tweet



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)


We are NOT "excessively" stupid. Proof? We still make more money by spewing this garbage that the vast majority of our viewers.
So Fuck You!


Posted by: Jim, Jake, Wolfe, Br(.)(.)ke, Van "Commie" Jones, et.al. at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (UsCnO)

2017

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (dKiJG)

372 290 Obummer eats turkey burgers with kale and non-fried green tomatoes on top.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (W+kMI)

Tofurkey.
========
That is when he is in the dog house with Moochelle.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (W+kMI)

373 *[gurgle]*

FLAMES!

Posted by: Jim Acosta's Mom at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (5clls)

374 Please Ace, tell us hillbilly Mcsticksters what "pool spray" means.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (tcwn1)

375 You'd swear she grabbed his pussy or something.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

Threadwinner. Or at least this made me laugh my ass off....

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (PNxM1)

376 'You cannot have ze Duck!'

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM


And you cannot have the Mango!

Posted by: Mango at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (p+Wdc)

377 369 Posted by: Al Roker at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (V8Y+e)

They are looking for a clear coat Al, not Brown Passion.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (SzZnW)

378 Arby's? Hope Solo?

...

...

...


OOOOOOOH! Wow.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (PFy0L)

379 373. 'Por que, Jaime? Por que?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (fA1SL)

380 That is when he is in the dog house with Moochelle.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (W+kMI)


When he's in the dog house he's just rustling up a snack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (8UuKm)

381 How can you mess up a taco that badly???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)


Right? They wont eat themselves, you know.

Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (V8Y+e)

382 I got amoebic dysentery from their burgers when we were in Panama. I was pregnant at the time, and was praying nothing happened to the baby.

yikes!!!

I got food poisoning from Arctic Circle taco salad and have never eaten there again. I know that was just a bad shop and one instance but its just something I can't do again. My body could not get that food out of my system fast or violently enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

383 True tweet comments:

He verbally sexually assaulted her. He needs to resign.

- Yes!!! "Misogyny" is absolute proof that someone needs to resign!!! You guys are crazy. Just keep yelling and you'll be seeing Trump win again in 2020.

When a little more than 1/2 the population is female, misogyny is disqualifying to those who believe in equality.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (cAXIk)

384 What is the pool spray anyway? Water fountain?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (a0IVu)

385 I firmly believe every fast food joint has no more than 10 ingredients that in different combinations make everything on every menu at every joint.

And it all comes in tubs. Frozen.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (g6sZZ)

386 382, I got food poisoning from Arctic Circle taco salad
and have never eaten there again. I know that was just a bad shop and
one instance but its just something I can't do again. My body could not
get that food out of my system fast or violently enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Jersey Mike's for me. It was just that one shop but ruined the whole chain for me.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (a0IVu)

387 A pool spray is a brief photo opportunity, for instance, at the White House following a meeting.

Per the wikipedia

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (BoMuO)

388 Jack in the Box's new Angus Burger and Buttery Swiss Cheese and Bacon burgers are the bomb. Srsly tasty stuff. And I am not a fast food fan.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (g1MTt)

389 374 Please Ace, tell us hillbilly Mcsticksters what "pool spray" means.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (tcwn1)

Seconded. I could not puzzle that one out either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

390 This is bullying, straight up.

Posted by: Whoopi at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (398bZ)

391 I've never gotten food poisoning from a restaurant before. *knocks on wood*

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

392 If Al Franken hasn't officially resigned why is the MN Governor appointing someone?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (8+Ozj)

393 Wasn't the McDLT canceled because it relied on styrofoam containers to keep the burger hot and the Lettuce and Tomato cold?And styrofoam was the devil!

I think they probably could have worked out a cardboard box that worked but yeah I think that contributed as well.

I can't stand McD's any longer. I don't know if its because I grew older or just because they have crappier ingredients or what. I know the buns are worse, dry, unpleasant. The hamburger tastes like that stuff you got a the school cafeteria in buns too. Vaguely meat-like patties.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)

394 >>No, I'm saying how many more Lois Lerner's are there hiding in the IRS and all of gov't.? Prosecuting her to the fullest would have, at the very least, made the others CURRENTLY working think twice.

Maybe. Hopefully there is a continuing focus on removing any others who were culpable and Lerner wasn't the only one forced out back then, just the most visible.

We've been throwing corrupt politicians in jail since the founding of the Republic. It hasn't stopped more from taking their place. That's why my focus is in restoring the rule of law in our government so that we can have at least better oversight of these crooks.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (/tuJf)

395 I saw Anus Burgers and Battered Swiss Chicks open for...

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (5NMZN)

396 341
Kind of like Larry Correia said this morning. Every time he sees #ShePersisted he thinks its saying #SheepResisted
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)

I think it looks like Shep resisted.


------

Not a chance!

Posted by: Shep in Cellblock 9 at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (BRpqW)

397 Why doesn't Trump just make it official and not allow Acosta or CNN into the White House?

The 1st Amendment doesn't give reporters carte blanche access to the White House.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (lKmt3)

398 that ain't chicken

Posted by: arby's at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (WX+x0)

399 381
How can you mess up a taco that badly???



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)





Right? They wont eat themselves, you know.



Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (V8Y+e)


The Paolo knows.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ymnmz)

400 387 A pool spray is a brief photo opportunity, for instance, at the White House following a meeting.

Per the wikipedia
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (BoMuO)

Ahhh, so it is a real term. I assumed it involved busty lesbians, girlishly splashing each other in the pool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

401 Like Obamacare, which passed without a single vote by a Republican.





Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (U6f54)


Not true... it would not have got out of Senate committee but for the vote of Susan Collins.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (SrkNc)

402
I got food poisoning from Arctic Circle taco salad and have never eaten there again. I know that was just a bad shop and one instance but its just something I can't do again. My body could not get that food out of my system fast or violently enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

That's awful. I don't know what Arctic Circle is, but I think I will treat them like Chipotle and just not go. No need to play roulette with my GI system.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (V+V48)

403 When I was 19 I worked at McD's one night a week, unloading the truck overnight. (I got the gig through my girlfriend at the time who was an asst. manager there.)
Anyways, chicken mcnuggets came out right during that period. Me and this black dude I worked with would fire up the deep fryers and eat mounds of those things. Unloading the truck and putting everything away took about 2 hours and we had an 8-hour overnight shift so we had lots of time to kill and no bosses around to stop us.

I also used to make egg mcmuffins with like 6 slices of Canadian bacon in them LOL.

Wemust have killed thatplace's bottom line.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ul9CR)

404 Well dammit!!!! My super duper extra mega hawt could-have-been-a model beautiful AND smart young lady MD got engaged at Thanksgiving. Shit!

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (Sfs6o)

405 I can't stand McD's any longer. I don't know if its because I grew older or just because they have crappier ingredients or what. I know the buns are worse, dry, unpleasant. The hamburger tastes like that stuff you got a the school cafeteria in buns too. Vaguely meat-like patties.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)


The trick is to get one right after it's been prepared and not been sitting under the heat lamps. Huge difference in taste.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (NWiLs)

406 If Al Franken hasn't officially resigned why is the MN Governor appointing someone?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (8+Ozj)

Making up Franken's mind for him

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (BoMuO)

407 I don't understand what it is about the new cars where out of my peripheral vision it looks like the headlights are flashing

You too, huh?

Posted by: McCain's TUMAH at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (a1s18)

408
>> Moreso with Horsey Sauce or BBQ?

Both, and the Triple Pepper Sauce or whatever they call it.

One of the local Arby's is getting stingy with the sauces. They're keeping the bins out of reach, and you have to ask for what you want, rather than just grabbing it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8O3HH)

409 The McDLT packaging was to keep the veggies from wilting under the heat lamps. No more long enurance heat lamp understorage.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (5NMZN)

410 It was just that one shop but ruined the whole chain for me.

Yeah all it takes is once. My brother used to love fresh tomatoes sliced on pizza. Got food poisoning from them. Now he barely can eat tomatoes anywhere.

Its difficult to even describe how awful you feel. I felt bad for the janitor that had to clean up the hall that I ran down trying to reach the bathroom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)

411 I hate that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (QQ+il)

So do we.

Posted by: McDonald's Shareholders at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (wYseH)

412 "Verbally sexually assaulted her"

Oh, yes, that was a great example al right-"She'd anything for donations."

:^( :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8+Ozj)

413 Wasn't the McDLT canceled because it relied on styrofoam containers to keep the burger hot and the Lettuce and Tomato cold?And styrofoam was the devil!

I think that was the official excuse. But the reality was they did this gimmick with a cold side, then threw the whole thing under a heat lamp.

It was just a quarter pounder with lettuce and tomato anyway. Big issues packaging the long container for the drive through, as well as keeping stacks of them back in the kitchen.

Yeah, I used to work at McDonald's. What of it?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (PFy0L)

414 I got very sick from the first Whattaburger I ever ate. Now even the name makes me nauseous

Posted by: Abby at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (dWEBP)

415
One of the local Arby's is getting stingy with the sauces. They're keeping the bins out of reach, and you have to ask for what you want, rather than just grabbing it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8O3HH)


How is a hobo supposed to eat?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (7n4KQ)

416 >>>>I've never gotten food poisoning from a restaurant before. *knocks on wood*
.
.
.Meatball sub from Subway in 1989 from the on base Subway in San Diego, CA.

I get nauseous when I walk by a subway and smell it to this day.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (+Dllb)

417 And it all comes in tubs. Frozen.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger


I stopped getting fast food burgers a long time ago. For under 3 bucks you can go to a diner type restaurant near me and get a nice hamburger where they form a beef patty, put it on the grill, and make up your burger with the toppings you want. Nice and juicy. It's a lot better that whatever those hamburgers are at the fast food places.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (+lVUW)

418 "Ahhh, so it is a real term. I assumed it involved busty lesbians, girlishly splashing each other in the pool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"


I like your definition better.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (OD2ni)

419 7-11 quarter-pound Spicy Bite, with 'chili' and 'cheese' and kraut and jalapeno slices. And a "King Sized" Snicker for dessert.

Goddamn.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (Bdeb0)

420 404. Shovels and tarps can be had for reasonable prices in most hardware stores.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (fA1SL)

421 345
I see it as #ShePerspired

There is a spray for that. I used it before my interviews, and now NBC owes me $45 million dollars.

Posted by: Megan Kelly at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (UsCnO)

422 >>I got very sick from the first Whattaburger I ever ate.


That ginger whore Wendy nearly killed me.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (RzgQJ)

423 "Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt.



Warren owes all sluts an apology.


Posted by: Roy"

LOL! There are so many levels of Dem insanity packed into that, it may reach critical mass stupidity and go nuclear. We are doomed.

Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (MxEKc)

424 I don't know what Arctic Circle is, but I think I will treat them like Chipotle and just not go.

They are an ice cream sundae kinda place like Dairy Queen that branched out into burgers and stuff. They use real ice cream and the desserts are really tasty (not that I can eat them any more) but avoid the other food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)

425
Slap, how are you doing? Don't mean to pry and don't answer if you don't want to, but have things stabilized?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (hjJLK)

426 I love Sarah. Whenever they bitch at her, instead of blubbering about sexism, she hits back.
That's what strong, independent women do.

Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

427 The Left is really getting buyers remorse over the #MeToo shitstorm...


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283200/

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (LiyEm)

428 In the Houston area, napkins were apparently the big self-serve cost sink.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (5NMZN)

429 419. I guess Zod got that because the sushi vending machine was out of order.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (fA1SL)

430
I love Sarah. Whenever they bitch at her, instead of blubbering about sexism, she hits back.

That's what strong, independent women do.



Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

Through him a travel pak of kleenex.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (EGFUD)

431 248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
=====

How stoned was he? He didn't get the memo that smally hasn't resigned?

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (suO/a)

432 I question eating at any fast food place that serves something called a "meat mountain", even if it's on their secret menu.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (7n4KQ)

433 426 I love Sarah. Whenever they bitch at her, instead of blubbering about sexism, she hits back.
That's what strong, independent women do.

Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

===============

She's got bigger balls than Spicer, that's for sure.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (fDby/)

434 Real food poisoning is the pits. A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

Projectile vomiting(not to mention the other end!) for hours will just wipe you the f out.

I lost almost 10 pounds in 3 days. Almost all water weight and you put it right back on but jeesh, my legs felt like a skeleten's for a few days.

The culprit in my case was meat loaf. It was years before I could eat meatloaf again.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (ul9CR)

435 414 I got very sick from the first Whattaburger I ever ate. Now even the name makes me nauseous
Posted by: Abby at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (dWEBP)

Heh. When I spent 9 days visiting a friend in Dallas, he made it a point to take me to Whataburger 3 times.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (CMbMd)

436 345
I see it as #ShePerspired

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (7n4KQ)

I see it as #ShepPresented

Posted by: Reggie at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (8iiMU)

437 Jim Acosta Heroically Whines That a Woman Made Him Feel Very Very Scared
====




That's impossible!

Posted by: every single woman currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (dUOAV)

438 Subway sandwiches do that to me. Not food poisoning sick, but sick. I think it's the bread, something they do to make the dough survive transport so they can cook it in store.

I thought they were only trying to kill me, specifically, but alex says her BFF Lucy had the same reaction.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (fuK7c)

439 Mr. President, Mr. President: Titties. What's your position on them?

Posted by: Playboy's White House Correspondent at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5clls)

"If they obtain nourishment from the same bloodstream as a dick, they're fake."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (oPNmq)

440 For under 3 bucks you can go to a diner type restaurant near me and get a nice hamburger where they form a beef patty, put it on the grill, and make up your burger with the toppings you want.

Now I wanna go out to eat with Nerdygirl. We can talk about her natural d20's

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)

441 >>Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

She should hand him a ball-gag and a selfie-stick.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)

442 How stoned was he? He didn't get the memo that smally hasn't resigned?
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (suO/a)



I think the idea is to goose Franken out the door.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (8UuKm)

443 "387 A pool spray is a brief photo opportunity, for instance, at the White House following a meeting."

Well this is very disappointing.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (398bZ)

444 "Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt.

Warren owes all sluts an apology."


I do laugh that Twitchy is using a picture of Gillibrand with her mouth wide open for this story. Guessing not a coincidence.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)

445 That ginger whore Wendy nearly killed me.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (RzgQJ)

Number 1 is a United flight from Newark to San Francisco CA. I was sick for a solid three days.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (wYseH)

446 >>Ahhh, so it is a real term. I assumed it involved
>> busty lesbians,

I was afraid it was a euphemism for one of Uncle Harvey's or some other perv/rapey Hollywood types maneuver when they trap the starlets by the pool area.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (8O3HH)

447 I assumed Trump meant Gillibrand gave out political favors, like political whores do.

Who would pay a politician for SEX??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (YiCkI)

448 422
>>I got very sick from the first Whattaburger I ever ate.





That ginger whore Wendy nearly killed me.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (RzgQJ)


Chili's.
Both my wife and I were making plans who got to use which bathroom as we pulled up our road so there would be no confusion. I almost just did it in the driveway. It was that close. Just driving by a chili's makes my intestines twist.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (ymnmz)

449 Pool spray? Sounds pretty gay if you ask me

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (RKQ/v)

450 "She should hand him a ball-gag and a selfie-stick."


The most fabulous present ever.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (OD2ni)

451 Sorry Sarah.. we won't be intimidated.

You sound intimidated.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (2z74n)

452 432. I question eating at any fast food place that serves something called a "meat mountain", even if it's on their secret menu.
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (7n4KQ)


If its anything like the Big Montana, its fabulous.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (Mjus2)

453 >>429 419. I guess Zod got that because the sushi vending machine was out of order.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (fA1SL)

Nothing says sincere contrition like self-induced lava-ass.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (Bdeb0)

454 Last bout of food poisoning for me was Taco Bell. Did not get off the toilet for 3 days. It was not pleasant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

455 A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

The only time I've had actual food poisoning was in Minsk, ca. '91.

I was convinced I had radiation poisoning from Chernobyl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (fuK7c)

456 Fucking burgers around here almost all come from FSA/Sysco.
I'd say 80% of the food available in restaurants is the same shit from the same trucks.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (RzgQJ)

457 "Slap, how are you doing? Don't mean to pry and don't answer if you don't want to, but have things stabilized?"
-Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (hjJLK)

Things are in limbo right now. I'll be fine through this glorious season, however!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (Ckg4U)

458 Anybody ever eat one of those cornmeal covered rolls of something that spin next to the hot dogs on heated rollers at every truck stop?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)

459 We just had a health department inspection at our restaurant.

No infractions.

They did say we should look at replacing the wall material behind the dishwashing station with stainless steel instead of the plastic/board material that is there now.

If you don't understand what spotless is, you've got no business serving food.

Posted by: Jwest at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (/roJx)

460 453. Many's the mystery pondered on the Throne of Woe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (fA1SL)

461 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (Ckg4U)

462 >>A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

Had it. Bad clam (shut up Garrett). I thought I was going to die and then I was scared I wouldn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (/tuJf)

463 A former friend of mine, well, EVERYTHING he ate gave him the shits.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (CMbMd)

464 Apparently, America's stomachs and intestines can't handle America's signature foods. Perhaps a government program is needed.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (5NMZN)

465
Sorry Sarah.. we won't be intimidated.

*Joe Besser voice*

"Not so, haaaaard!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (QKT5U)

466 458. Those are strictly ornamental.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (fA1SL)

467 458
Anybody ever eat one of those cornmeal covered rolls of something that
spin next to the hot dogs on heated rollers at every truck stop?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)


There's more to this story, right?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (ymnmz)

468 397
Why doesn't Trump just make it official and not allow Acosta or CNN into the White House?



The 1st Amendment doesn't give reporters carte blanche access to the White House.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (lKmt3)

There are some jokes that work so well, a professional never takes them out of the rotation. After a while, the audience shows up to hear the same joke again and again.
I made a career out of it.

Posted by: The ghost of Johnny Carson at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (UsCnO)

469 That ginger whore Wendy nearly killed me.

#MeToo. Puking from Florida all the way thru South Carolina. The second time I went to Wendy's was twenty years later.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (2z74n)

470 Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

Through him a travel pak of kleenex.


Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (EGFUD)


Offer him a Midol.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

471 Not true... it would not have got out of Senate committee but for the vote of Susan Collins.

In fairness, I'm sure that Harry Reid would have used the Rule 14 bullshit objection procedure to get the bill directly to the floor if that was needed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (QQ+il)

472 nood

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (so+oy)

473 I was convinced I had radiation poisoning from Chernobyl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (fuK7c)

I have read your comments, and your opinion of Hemingway, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that you are, in fact, a nuclear mutant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (wYseH)

474 Ms. Huckabee must have so much fun baiting Acosta. He always tanks in a battle of wits.

Might be fun putting him on a clock that limits his time to ask a question, he blabs too long and buzzer goes off and he gets an Alex Trebek, "Ooooh, sorry. That was a speech, not a question."

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (e1mEI)

475 "Chili's.
Both my wife and I were making plans who got to use which bathroom as we pulled up our road so there would be no confusion. I almost just did it in the driveway. It was that close. Just driving by a chili's makes my intestines twist.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless"


Sorry to hear that as I have never had a bad experience at Chilis. And I do like when an airport has a Chilis so I can get an order of Southwest Egg Rolls and a beer (or 2 or 3) before my flight.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (OD2ni)

476 A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

This is true.

Only happened once, but I spent an enchanted evening parting ways with my meal, which was undecided on whether to go fast forward (the Mt. St. Helens approach), or into reverse, so it did both alternately. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (8UuKm)

477 You guys complaining about fast food are some really picky bitches. There are some good things out there, especially for the savvy Moron.
McDonald's: Breakfast menu, coffee. (The rest of it is Amazon-destroying import beef, clown parts, and soy.)
Raising Cains: Best simple menu, good price, just have to have a "good blood" day.
Chick-Fill-A: Another simple menu, the chicken is all chicken, and the servers are reasonably nice.
Wendy's: 4 for $4, a great deal and easier on me than the usual offers. Best chili out there, especially after the stale burgers get sliced and added. Actually their entire value menu is a win for reasonable sized food at a reasonable price.
Arby's: Best sandwich menu, would eat there more often if they knocked $1.50 off all the items. (I can no longer comment on the shakes, because diabetes.)
Burger King: 2 Whoppers for 6$ (cheese extra) need nothing else! Also 10 chicken nuggets (actual chicken and polygonal nuggets, not bullets) for $1.99.
Culvers: Kicks ass of everything above, made fresh, but I need a "good blood" day.
KFC: 5$ menu selections are good for budget, and it is real chicken with choices based on the day.
Popeyes: It's all good.
Cincinnati Chili: I prefer Gold Star, horrifying all the Skyline crowd. Another simple menu even if they keep pushing the deli sandwiches. (I dunno, if eating there I want coneys or 5-way, not ham and cheese...)

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (W+kMI)

478 Oh, dear

Is the rest of the thread going to consist of everyone's worse food poisoning experience and give graphic detail of what happened?

Ummm...no, please.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (8+Ozj)

479 And what exactly is her job in government today?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

Keeping a hundred grand per year out of the hands of the taxpayers who earned it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (oPNmq)

480 McD's even tried pizza and spaghetti for crying out loud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)


You can order spageeti and rice in a Filipino Macdoos

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (V8Y+e)

481 (spoiler alert: This post involves Taco Bell and vagina)

One of the networks did a "fast food expose" story. Security camera in a Taco Bell showed a Dunham-like prole making tacos. Said menial reaches a meaty fist under the sans-a-belt waistband of her prison-issue brown polyester pants, and gives her cooch a good, thorough scratching. Resumes taco assembly.

Yo quiero a motion sickness bag.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (Bdeb0)

482 What the rules don't apply to the CNN snot and bawler, if it were me I'd ban the freaking sniveling whiner from the WH.

Posted by: Rose at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (30UCB)

483 458 Anybody ever eat one of those cornmeal covered rolls of something that spin next to the hot dogs on heated rollers at every truck stop?
======
Ah yes, the aptly named "tornadoes", for what happens to my GI tract after eating two of them. Avoid them like the plague.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (W+kMI)

484 Whining on twitter is the sign of a real man.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (HgMAr)

485 You probably want to know which fair city hosted said Taco Bell.






Charm City. Luv ya, Ballmer.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Bdeb0)

486 gillibrand doesn't remind me of a slut. more like a trailer trash meth cooking skank. driving a primered 82 mustang on bald tires. sluts get laid, gillibrand, not so much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (KP5rU)

487
Fucking burgers around here almost all come from FSA/Sysco. I'd say 80% of the food available in restaurants is the same shit from the same trucks.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (RzgQJ)


Sysco and Aramark control just about all food service in this country

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (lKyWE)

488 You can see the originals in the basement at Comet Pizza! They're full of cheese and hot dogs!
Posted by: John Podesta at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (aT+Bx)

Gaggas!

Posted by: Some Chick in Rhode Island at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (raGQi)

489 391 I've never gotten food poisoning from a restaurant before. *knocks on wood*
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

You are very fortunate.

Four times. I have had four bouts of amoebas. BUT....I have lived overseas, and that seriously increases your chances of encountering improperly prepared food. But pay attention to food recalls, and alerts-they may save you a trip to the ER for cipro, flagyl and rehydration.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (V+V48)

490 So I bingd "hope solo arbys" ... more horse radish than bbq. Also this:

https://tinyurl.com/ycop6yv4

more-or-less safe for work.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (vWMNq)

491 It would have been a repeat of that yuuuge teuck bombing from a few weeks back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fA1SL)

Terannies hardest hit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (oPNmq)

492 I'd say 80% of the food available in restaurants is the same shit from the same trucks.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (RzgQJ)


When we bought the restaurant in February, just about everything came from Sysco or Aramark. Everything frozen, just warm and serve. They were doing $285,000 per year in sales.

Now, everything is fresh. The only things that come on trucks are things like napkins, salt, ketchup and to-go cups.

Same location, same size, currently doing $55,000 per month on track to do well over $600,000 per year.

All it takes is to care.

Posted by: Jwest at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (/roJx)

493 Just curious, have Jim Acosta and Veruca Salt ever been seen together?

Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (w50fG)

494 A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

This is true.

Only happened once, but I spent an enchanted evening parting ways with my meal, which was undecided on whether to go fast forward (the Mt. St. Helens approach), or into reverse, so it did both alternately. /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (8UuKm)

Back in the day, some Army buddies and I ate at a Polynesian restaurant in Fayetteville, NC. I evidently didn't have whatever the hell they had that made them projectile vomit within an hour of eating it. I drove them all to the emergency room in a car, thank God, that wasn't mine. Dudes thought they were dying.

Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (raGQi)

495 Nacod Thread!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (QQ+il)

496 Years ago somewhere along the Indiana interstate my wife and I pulled in to an Arby's, since we were hungry and that was the only alternative. When I ordered two beef sandwiches I was told that they were out of beef and was offered a chicken sandwich. Imagine, Arby's (RB=Roast Beef) being out of beef. Kind of like Dairy Queen being out of fake ice cream, I guess.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (fkNSY)

497 "Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."


Unless Moore wins tonight.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (3myMJ)

498 Kind of like Dairy Queen being out of fake ice cream, I guess.

===========

Went to Dairy Queen in Ellenton, Fl. Asked for a hot fudge sundae. They were out of hot fudge. Then I asked for a caramel sundae. They were out of caramel. I asked why the bothered to open and walked out.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (2X7pN)

499 BK used to be good back when they had a conveyor belt grill in the store and you could watch the burgers go through the cleansing flames.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fuK7c)


You mean back in the day when they had 30 customers in front of you in line? My Gawd, just standing outside in the cold, it smelled awesome.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (ajiE5)

500 Kirsten and close friends.

https://twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/940626752530939904

Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (zOpu5)

501 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)

I think that just means a guy spraying jazz on Acosta's face. Which he dearly loves

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (9BLnV)

502 "Sorry Sarah.. we won't be intimidated."

If you act like a dick, you won't be invited back to the party. I think everyone here is aware of that rule, and none of us feel "intimidated" but it. Choice is still yours - just don't whine when you get the boot.

Posted by: Dean wormer at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (fftfA)

503 How to deal with Acosta.

Next time he whines at a press conference about intimidation, press a button to show a "greatest hit" clip from CNN. Fake news, or something stupid, like the Donald Trump diet coke story. Then say simply "We don't want you to stop, we just want you to do your job better."

Mic drop.

Posted by: Dean wormer at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fftfA)

504 Insufferable blowhard is upset because he's being treated like the insufferable blowhard he is.

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (IlV2p)

505 All gone now but... yeah McDonald's has the best breakfast menu in fast food. Still pretty solid food, although the english muffins are rubbery and undercooked. Heated a bit on the grill doesn't cut it. Go biscuit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)

506 Just think: at the very beginning of the year, Mr. Acosta, Mr. Harwood, etc would fight and DIE for their beloved God-King. Don't forget the orgasmic sigh all the reporters let out when He gave His last press conference.

It seems that since then they all decided to become reporters again.

Ensure reporters actually do their jobs. Always vote Republican.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (riRH3)

507 "Prior to this morment?" Do these idiots even bother using proper English anymore?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (riRH3)

Andrew McCabe Abruptly Cancels Testimony Before Congress Scheduled for Today; Source Says He Has "An Ohr Problem"

The DOJ lies again and claims this is a "routine scheduling error," while Congressional sources say "McCabe has an Ohr problem."

Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe on Monday night reportedly postponed an appearance before the House Intelligence Committee that was scheduled for Tuesday.

The abrupt cancellation occurred following a report by Fox News that raised new questions about connections between the Justice Department and Fusion GPS, the opposition research firm behind the infamous Trump dossier.

Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next week. The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was due to a "routine scheduling error."

A Congressional source told The Daily Caller that the excuse is "very hard to believe."

A source also told Fox News that it was believed that the interview was postponed because “McCabe has an Ohr problem.

Posted by: Ace at 01:04 PM




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1 Mornin' Ace.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at December 12, 2017 01:05 PM (RzgQJ)

2 bleah.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 01:05 PM (/qEW2)

3 SockOFF

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:05 PM (RzgQJ)

4 An ohr problem? Meaning he's up shit creek without a paddle?

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

5 The Mueller Investigation has been very effective in unearthing wrongdoing and villains.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (hLRSq)

6
Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.

Posted by: Don't squeeze the charmin at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (/zwDg)

7 Ohr????

No comprendo

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (T2aay)

8 What he heck is an 'ohr' problem?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (a0IVu)

9 JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (WonQS)

10 4 An ohr problem? Meaning he's up shit creek without a paddle?
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

He was about to get paddled.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

11 >> The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was due to a "routine scheduling error."


I can believe that.

The regularly scheduled lies and obfuscation turned out to be erroneous and wholly insufficient.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (RzgQJ)

12 maybe he is just constipated. Is that what ohr means?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (a0IVu)

13 Stake out the airports....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (zSVEm)

14 Nothing to see, move along!

This is our incorruptible Department of Justice.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (4dz1m)

15 Will penicillin clear up an Ohr problem?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (LiyEm)

16 >>JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.

And he's correct.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (/tuJf)

17 If you have a scheduling problem, and one of the conflicting items is testifying in front of congress surely you reschedule the other thing, no?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (KUaJL)

18 He should not take any canoe voyages in the near future, lest he become an Ohr in the water.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (ctuyM)

19 he doesn't have both Ohr's in the water err SWAMP

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (y3aQB)

20 Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump.

Trump will bring down the Democrats.



Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (WonQS)

21 What does an Ohr problem even mean??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)

22 Inner Ohr Infection?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (RzgQJ)

23 The noose tightens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (cAXIk)

24 8 What he heck is an 'ohr' problem?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (a0IVu)


Like Athletes Foot of the crotch.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (r9UYA)

25 Confucious say, "Man with one Ohr, row in circles."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (oPNmq)

26 He is probably testifying in front of the Grand Jury today.

Posted by: Eskimo at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (ZYNmu)

27 Let the implosion continue!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (2sCft)

28 What does an Ohr problem even mean??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)



Iron deficiency. He needs to consume large quantities of iron ohr.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (OE2ur)

29 schadenboner status - in full effect.

Posted by: fox at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (DVC2D)

30 21 What does an Ohr problem even mean??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)

Bruce Ohr, part of the Fusion GPS mess.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

31 Talk about suspicious behavior.... these felons are dying before our eyes...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (zSVEm)

32 The FBI is now the DBI.

Democrat Bureau of Investigations.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (ATVNj)

33 Pity he won't even be bothered to make an ohral statement.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (tVWQB)

34 OH!! OHR!!!

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (T2aay)

35 >>JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.

And he's correct.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (/tuJf)


Bob Dole likes the way JackStraw refers to himself.

3:59:58, 3:59:59 brb

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (ajiE5)

36 Once again... I suspect that if Trump had fired Mueller and Sessions, none of this would be coming to light.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (aT+Bx)

37 Who double books when you're scheduled to testify before congress? Paleeeese....

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (Enq6K)

38 Is McCabe a loose end?

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (zSVEm)

39 23
The noose tightens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (cAXIk)

Perhaps, but I fear the rope is too long.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (jxbfJ)

40 >>>>JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.


Yes yes and some day the Sun will extinguish itself and we'll all die.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (r9UYA)

41 >>Bruce Ohr, part of the Fusion GPS mess.


Don't bring me down, Bruce.

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (RzgQJ)

42 Why cancel? Just give the same answers they always give "I'm not going to testify about an ongoing investigation"

Posted by: Reality Man at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (Ch0fq)

43 Felonia pulled this stunt before her first scheduled Benghazi hearing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (ul9CR)

44 28 What does an Ohr problem even mean??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)
____________________________________

Ha ain't got both paddles in the water.

Posted by: Uncle Cy at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (ATVNj)

45 He hadda clean behind the refrigerator. He's put it off twice already. Spousal unit finds this unacceptable.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (h3OTG)

46 Is an Ohr problem similar to an Ohm problem?

Assuming I=V/R still applies, just increase the Resistance to decrease the problem.

(Because you know this is exactly what is going to happen.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (72PAC)

47 Problems are opportunities, I've heard.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (fC4j+)

48 Ohr problem. Not related to capsizing canoe problem.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (hMwEB)

49 There is a schedule problem.

McCabe needs to schedule some serious time with his personal lawyers before he talks to the US Congress.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (4dz1m)

50 37
Who double books when you're scheduled to testify before congress? Paleeeese....

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (Enq6K)

Couldn't they order the Capitol Police to go get him? Now THAT would a sight to see.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)

51 McCabe has two Ohr problems.

Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (ats44)

52 Yes yes and some day the Sun will extinguish itself and we'll all die.
--

Yeah, well SMOD let me down, and i expect the Sun to do the same thing.

/yes, "depressive realism" is a thing.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (aT+Bx)

53 I saw a comment somewhere speculating if McCabe would resign before he could be called to testify before Congress. IANAL, But couldn't he still be subpoenaed to testify even after he resigned???

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (2sCft)

54 Ohr is the senior DOJ guy who met with Fusion GPS -- recently put on ice -- whose wife works for Fusion GPS.

McCabe is afraid he'll be asked questions he's not yet figured out how to lie about.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (cAXIk)

55 Is McCabe a loose end?

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (zSVEm)




Barry O: I can check into that for you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (OE2ur)

56 McCabe and Mrs.Ohr. A strange man helps a harlot build a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (e1mEI)

57 Pity he won't even be bothered to make an ohral statement.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (tVWQB)

Only in Washington: "ohral sex" means getting buggered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (oPNmq)

58 There is a schedule problem.
--

I need to schedule time with George Soros/Hillary/ValJar/Podesta etc to tell me what to do.

Posted by: Andi McCabe at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (aT+Bx)

59 I think they have medication for that these days.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (wmaTe)

60 28 What does an Ohr problem even mean??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)
___________________________________

He's a poor black child that is adopted by a white family and he makes it to the NFL?

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (ATVNj)

61 It's time to issue orange onesies and plane rides to Gitmo for Mueller and his people.

Posted by: a lurker at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (3g9Il)

62 >>>Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump.

Sounds like more of a temper tantrum than a winning strategy.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (QCc6B)

63 i'm trying to think of a "scheduling conflict" that would have a higher priority that answering to Congress:

other than the Senate or POTUS, the HoR should be more important than anything else...

except maybe his private defense attorney.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (mjooP)

64 Ohr? Some of us have jobs and other lives and stuff. We can't be following every piece of every story the MSM refuses to cover. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (LxCuc)

65 OH!! Ohr...the shriveled up old lefty hag of a wife of the DOJ attorney who worked for Fusion GPS.

Yeah he's fucked.



Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (xqfqx)

66 Bruce Ohr, part of the Fusion GPS mess.

Sure but... what does it mean to have a problem? He killed the guy? He's actually Ohr in disguise?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (39g3+)

67 Quick! Somebody's gotta make up some new lies!
I'm authorizing overtime, everybody!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (HgMAr)

68 He's checking his list of non extradition countries....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (zSVEm)

69 Couldn't they order the Capitol Police to go get him? Now THAT would a sight to see.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)


Why yes, yes they could.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (geAkB)

70 If your Testimony persists for more that 4 Ohrs, you should seek Medical Attention.

Posted by: Andrew McCabe Side Effects at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (RzgQJ)

71 Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.

-
He meant in few weeks after 30 years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

72 OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

73 40 Yes yes and some day the Sun will extinguish itself and we'll all die.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (r9UYA)

And with Strange Aeons, even Death may die.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (XMDuf)

74 'Tis a pity he was an Ohr.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (p+Wdc)

75 Bruce Ohr, part of the Fusion GPS mess.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

----

Don't forget Ohr's wife, "Whoa" Nellie. She's in it up to her turkey neck as well.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (h3OTG)

76 Should I stay Ohr should I go now...

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (QCc6B)

77 >>JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.

And he's correct.


JackStraw Johnson is correct about JackStraw Johnson saying it's all part of the plan!

No but seriously we'll find out eventually.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (hXeKX)

78 I think he was previously scheduled to frantically beg his lawyers to get him out of this. Honest mistake, really.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

79 Like Athletes Foot of the crotch.
=======

I have an insert for that.

Posted by: Sandra F. at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

80 72 OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Ray was teaching Trump how to read Braille....on her sweater puppies!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (ul9CR)

81 So McCabe has an ohr ache. Sad.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (hKi6n)

82
Filthy Ohrs

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (lKyWE)

83 Yes yes and some day the Sun will extinguish itself and we'll all die.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (r9UYA)

If only you damn Americans would give up your AC's, the sun might have a chance.

Posted by: Al Gore at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (72PAC)

84 62 >>>Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump.

Sounds like more of a temper tantrum than a winning strategy.
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (QCc6B)

Never let a crisis go to waste, I s'pose.

Although I still semi-suspect that the Obamas were behind the Weinstein thing. Either in an attempt to take down trump, or they really didnt know what kind of a pig he was until they let their daughter intern for him, and were pissed when they found out.

Either way, yeah -- the strategy is to take out Trump. Thats why Franken had to go.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (wmaTe)

85
OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

Maybe she could get Stevie Wonder to channel Brother Ray in court.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (oPNmq)

86 There some internet buzz that the delay means we're hitting Whoa Fat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

87 Couldn't they order the Capitol Police to go get him? Now THAT would a sight to see.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)

The GOPe order Capitol Police to go get someone to testify?! Not bloody likely.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (Enq6K)

88 76

Should I stay Ohr should I go now...
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (QCc6B)

Magik 8 Ball say " you go now!"

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (zSVEm)

89 The noose tightens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (cAXIk)

Perhaps, but I fear the rope is too long.


The deer flies at noon.

The eagle looks askance.

Okay, your turn.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (hXeKX)

90 Oh, crap.

It's the Ohrcs! Everyone to Helms Deep, pronto!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (tVWQB)

91 The first question he should be made to answer, when they finally do get him in the room, is what exact meeting it was that he saw as more important than testifying in front of congress.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (KUaJL)

92 I don't think a classy "persuader" type is much into groping. Just doesn't seem to fit the personality profile.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (QCc6B)

93 Tablet sign-in... unlike Agent McCabe.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (QCX64)

94 I saw Strange Aeons open for Tangerine Dream, the Cathedral at Cologne, 1976

I was baked on Romilar and pot fumes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (ul9CR)

95 20 Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump.

Trump will bring down the Democrats.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (WonQS)

---

But isn't that like, 75-80 percent of them?

And the rest are into boys.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (h3OTG)

96 'And that's when the Ohrs come in!'

'Men lying down their filthy 'trick' money all over town...'

Posted by: Tommy Boy at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (RzgQJ)

97 Many a cheeky bloke have called me a Ohr.

Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (ATVNj)

98 Olsen Johnson is right about Jackstraw Johnson!

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (39g3+)

99 *zzzsnyslkk* ...just five more minutes...*zzzrrrrkk*

Posted by: Snooze Button Sessions at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (HgMAr)

100 Don't forget Ohr's wife, "Whoa" Nellie. She's in it up to her turkey neck as well.

------

That is quite literate. And damn funny!

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (4dz1m)

101 Crank up the voltage on Ohr, and see how much current he passes. I have a theory I'd like to test.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (tbOMB)

102 85
OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

I was there baby, and you ain't ever felt something so fine.

Posted by: Zombie Ray Charles at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (72PAC)

103 Sounds like more of a temper tantrum than a winning strategy.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (QCc6B)


It makes sense. They have moved on from Russia as that is a dry hole. They are now going to try to get him on sexual harassment. (sample: beauty pageant contestant says she did not go on stage to be looked at by men). If they have any on their side that they give a pass to, their whole strategy crumbles.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (WonQS)

104
Maybe she could get Stevie Wonder to channel Brother Ray in court.
---

We're available! Just have your credit card ready!

Posted by: Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (aT+Bx)

105 Trump should direct McCabe to testify or be summarily fired.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

106 84 Although I still semi-suspect that the Obamas were behind the Weinstein thing. Either in an attempt to take down trump, or they really didnt know what kind of a pig he was until they let their daughter intern for him, and were pissed when they found out.

Either way, yeah -- the strategy is to take out Trump. Thats why Franken had to go.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (wmaTe)


I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.

Mooch is how King Barry gets his next Eight Year Reich.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (XMDuf)

107 Prolly had a haircut scheduled.....

Posted by: fu52 at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (HpUpB)

108 Bluce is Ohr-iental. Does that mean McCabe is becoming oriental?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (/qEW2)

109 >>Why cancel? Just give the same answers they always give "I'm not going to testify about an ongoing investigation"

Because he's the one being investigated.

Is it still not clear to some of you the different responsibilities between a Congressional investigation that has zero prosecutorial powers and is only there to unearth information and the DOJ which by it's very nature is in the business of prosecution?

The only benefit to having Ohr go before Congress now, well there is no benefit because he won't say dick. He would pull a Lois Lerner and that's it. Once Lerner was found to be a lying piece of shit in front of Congress she was referred to the DOJ for investigation and prosecution where the Obama DOJ did nothing.

We've already moved well beyond that stage. There is no need for kabuki at this point save for need for some people to yell. All of these people being uncovered and being investigated for criminal actions is not happening by chance.

Have a little patience and enjoy the ride.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

110 97 Many a cheeky bloke have called me a Ohr.
Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (ATVNj)



Franken: Putting the Pig in Pygmalion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (mbhDw)

111 Numbah fohr, Bobby Ohr

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (7HtZB)

112 This is getting to the point where we need a scorecard.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (O5Q3r)

113 Moochie Antoinette as our Queen... that's a thought to lose sleep over...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (zSVEm)

114 One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

-
Helen Keller was there, too. That's corroboration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

115 86 There some internet buzz that the delay means we're hitting Whoa Fat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

Doubtful.

I don't think there will be a war between the US and north korea. Everyones just rattlin' the old sabers.

(I could be 100% wrong on that though, obviously)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (wmaTe)

116 108 Bluce is Ohr-iental. Does that mean McCabe is becoming oriental?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (/qEW2)

With all this Collusion Wankery, how could he not?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (XMDuf)

117 Willowed question from last night -

How do you physically organize something like this? The steps from creating the fake file through FISA court to listening in on PDT's Circle are easy to see - but seriously, that's a lot to manage.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (fC4j+)

118 >>I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.


I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (RzgQJ)

119 Posted by: Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (aT+Bx)

Ya a slut. Woma duws neef weed.

Posted by: Miss Cleo at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (ajiE5)

120 113 Moochie Antoinette as our Queen... that's a thought to lose sleep over...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (zSVEm)

Let them eat kale!

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)

121 Numbah fohr, Bobby Ohr

BLASPHEMY!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (O5Q3r)

122 Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next
week. The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was
due to a "routine scheduling error."
====================

Unbelievable.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (Pqytn)

123 Helen Keller was there, too. That's corroboration.

I have thirty or forty anonymous sources that back that up.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson, CNN at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (hXeKX)

124 If the dossier was not used to get a FISA warrant, it should be pretty easy to say "no."

That hasn't happened.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (CClpm)

125 118
I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (RzgQJ)


Ashy, razor-bumped and acned is no way to go through life...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (mbhDw)

126 The dog ate my homework....

//DoJ, FBI, STASI

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (SzZnW)

127 I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.

Mooch is how King Barry gets his next Eight Year Reich.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (XMDuf)

Possible.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (wmaTe)

128 72
OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

Then it MUST be true.

Posted by: MSM Everywhere at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (jxbfJ)

129 Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.
Posted by: Don't squeeze the charmin
.............
I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (so+oy)

130 These scumbags have taken government corruption to a whole new level.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

131 -
--
I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (RzgQJ)
---------------
Complete with tucked windsock.



Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (pMGkg)

132 He would pull a Lois Lerner and that's it. Once Lerner was found to be a lying piece of shit in front of Congress she was referred to the DOJ for investigation and prosecution where the Obama DOJ did nothing.

=====


Correct if I'm wrong but didn't the Session's DOJ continue that, i.e., announced they would not be prosecuting her?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)

133 I gots a problem with that George Orr dude, he's always changing reality.... go to bed an Oomah, wake up a Yeti.... go to bed a Yeti, wake up a Rare Himalayan Beige Bear...

Posted by: Thing from Snowy Mountain at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (yZheG)

134 I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.

Yeah, that's when we'll know we're fucking done.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (O5Q3r)

135 >>Ashy, razor-bumped and acned is no way to go through life...


The Dick Tape hides most of that.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (RzgQJ)

136 McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next week.
...........

Sorry, going on early Xmas vacay, see ya!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (HgMAr)

137 122 Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next
week. The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was
due to a "routine scheduling error."
___________________________________

Yeah.

I'm sure he had to attend mandatory sexual harassment training.

You can never get out of that.

Posted by: Aidrondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (ATVNj)

138
Bobby Ohr cancelled his testimony?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (gV/Pc)

139 129 I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?

Signs Point to Yes

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (ul9CR)

140 I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.

Its way too random for that. And Franken is not a Clintonista. I think things spiraled out of control and the media cannot help covering it, but the Democrats are desperately trying to spin this into anything other than what it obviously is: their party is wiggling with sexual deviants and molesters like an old carcass with maggots.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (39g3+)

141 129 Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.
Posted by: Don't squeeze the charmin
.............
I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (so+oy)

That is exactly what is going to happen.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (72PAC)

142 #1 and #3 freakin' hilarious, garrett!
Welcome to the HQ, everyone.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (QCX64)

143 The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was due to a "routine scheduling error."

Why not? Petraeus was unable to testify before Congress because he had, by coincidence, just been fired - though I still don't understand how being fired stops someone from knowing what they did in the position in the past - and Shrillary couldn't manage to appear before Congress because it turned out that she just happened to be flying around the world somewhere doing something.

The Barky playbook that the agencies were running from 2009 to 2017 doesn't seem to have changed, at all. How about throwing some of these treasonous douchebags right in jail?? How about just getting them out of their jobs????

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (8gDQu)

144 Stop it guys! I really needed to rearrange my sock drawer and wash the dog.

Posted by: Bruce Ohr at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (suO/a)

145 The noose tightens.
Posted by: Ignoramus



It better. I want jail terms or stacked body counts.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (rXkis)

146 This Mueller investigation certainly has caught an awful lot Obamites with their dicks in their hands.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (YV+SU)

147
Helen Keller was there, too. That's corroboration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)


Trump was just waving hello to Helen when he groped her

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (lKyWE)

148 Bobby Orr was the greatest ever!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (LiyEm)

149 We won't hit NK until after the Olympics

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (yM/Yl)

150 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

151 I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?

I am 100% certain. In fact, even if he does not win, I bet Franken stays in.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (39g3+)

152 Stop it guys! I really needed to rearrange my sock drawer and wash the dog.

Don't forget to shampoo the rosebushes and demagnetize the gutters.

Oh, hang on. I have a food in the oven. Be right back.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson, CNN at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (hXeKX)

153 This Ohr guy? He's gold, Jerry, gold!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (S6uWd)

154 >>>One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

One of the tells of a lie is the odd details that surround it.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (QCc6B)

155 -
--
OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.



Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

Then it MUST be true.


Posted by: MSM Everywhere at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM

---------------------------

Exactly. You'd have to be a REALLY disgusting racist to claim that a black, blind, dead guy would lie about something like this.


Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (pMGkg)

156 >> The noose tightens.


So far, I like it.

Posted by: Zombie Carradine at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (RzgQJ)

157 I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (RzgQJ)
..........

Salons nationwide complain of sudden wax shortage.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (HgMAr)

158 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)


The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (8gDQu)

159
Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next week. The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was due to a "routine scheduling error."


And they just noticed the error yesterday

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (lKyWE)

160 The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (8gDQu)

Baaahhhhhhhhhh pay attention to me!!!

Posted by: Lindsay Vonn at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (72PAC)

161 If there were a single congresscritter with even fractional nads, or any desire to get to the truth, the Sergeant At Arms would be out there right now to arrest this garbage wagon and drag him in to testify.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (HySvC)

162 How do you physically organize something like this? The steps from creating the fake file through FISA court to listening in on PDT's Circle are easy to see - but seriously, that's a lot to manage.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (fC4j+)

Pretty easy.

Clinton campaign pays opp research (we need a better term for what Fusion GPS does, tbh.) company to make fake dossier on Trump. It was not used at all during the campaign nor was it publicly disclosed, so it was either to influence reporting behind the scenes, OR to give someone in the govt a reason to investigate trump (aka spy on his campaign.) EITHER WAY

Someone in the Clinton crime family gets this dossier to someone somewhere in the bureaucracy, who goes in front of a friendly judge on the FISA court, who rubber stamps the approval for the government to spy on Trump.

Probably not a lot of money or effort expended to pull this off, and frankly, it wouldn't surprise me if this is way more routine then we think. As in, there are open FISA investigations in to every political enemy of the deep state.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (wmaTe)

163 I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (so+oy)


Doesn't matter. He isn't resigning, regaredless. He got all the newspeople saying he already resigned. That is all he needed.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (WonQS)

164 158
There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,


Now if they had beach volleyball....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (zSVEm)

165 The Justice department just doesn't take justice seriously.

Posted by: regular joe at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (rO07P)

166 153 This Ohr guy? He's gold, Jerry, gold!
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (S6uWd)


(Aur) ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (mbhDw)

167 "routine scheduling error? " as in, "oh I forgot I had that congressional testimony on one of the most important issues ever to face the Republic ( no matter which side you view it from) and I scheduled my weekly mahjong game for that hour!" kind of "scheduling error"?

Alright then, no biggie, be a lamb and give me some dates that work for you so I can pencil you in.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (Fb9aZ)

168 >>Correct if I'm wrong but didn't the Session's DOJ continue that, i.e., announced they would not be prosecuting her?

I hadn't heard that but maybe.

In any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am. To date, he's not under investigation by anyone so perhaps that will provide some information.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

169 "Bobby Orr was the greatest ever!"

Orr is one of those rare athletes who changed the game he played. An offensive defenseman!

Babe Ruth was another. IRRC in 1920 his 59 HRs was more than most (all?) teams in baseball.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (cAXIk)

170 Truth Ohr Dare!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

171 "Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump."

I can see that right now: "Alright Trump, all of the Democrats have resigned due to their sexual shenanigans and the high school interns are now running the DNC (and somewhat more competently than before, I might add.) Now you have to resign!"

Trump: "No, and I just had nachos and pizza sent to the DNC, they're on my side now."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (hLRSq)

172 If I win tonight let's go cruising for underage tail!Who's with me?
Roy Moore

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (LiyEm)

173 The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (8gDQu)

Well, with Eddie the Eagle, and the Jamaican bobsled team both gone, why should they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (oPNmq)

174
See? Trump groped her, then blinded and killed Ray Charles to cover it up. Impeach!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (gV/Pc)

175 150 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

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I don't know how much he can do?

By then, the average Nork is going to be freezing, hungry, and dying.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (4dz1m)

176 68 He's checking making his list of non extradition countries, checking it twice....

seasonally adjusted.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (sGtp+)

177 He was about to get paddled.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (G0vdT)
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I believe it's more of a kickin' sitiation.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (vDqXW)

178 Donald Trump handled North Korea exactly right. The Norks have been playing this same game for decades; they make lots of threatening noises, saps in the west pay them off with food, "loans" and tech, and they are quiet a while longer. President after President, the same extortion. Then they got to President Trump who said "sit down and shut up you fat piece of crap" and they have nothing to back it up with. Every dollar spent on missile tech instead of food is another dollar closer to a coup by starving, berserk peasants and military.

I mean the soldier that defected was starved and had a worm the size of a boa constrictor in him.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (39g3+)

179 >>In any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am. To date, he's not under investigation by anyone so perhaps that will provide some information.



Would you be interested in purchasing a Bridge or some prime Texas Real Estate?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (RzgQJ)

180 Forget this... They're moving on... Now it's "Trump is a sexual predator" time... 50 plus House "Women" are demanding an investigation into Trumps sexual "mis-deeds."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (O2RFr)

181 Correct if I'm wrong but didn't the Session's DOJ continue that, i.e., announced they would not be prosecuting her?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)

I suspect the only reason that was stated was because the GOPe is neck deep in that buffoonery and PDTS either didn't want to deal with it right out of the chute or he's saving it for leverage later on.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (i0ykY)

182 TELL ME WHAT TO THINK!!

Posted by: Milllennials at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (gpz6i)

183 150 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)


Russia officially told not to show up in the Korean Peninsula... Yeah. If Li'l Kim does nothing, that just makes the whole thing look even weirder.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (XMDuf)

184 He isn't resigning, regaredless. He got all the newspeople saying he already resigned. That is all he needed."

Exactly so.

Chances of Frankenstupid being a Senator tomorrow?

100 percent.

Or so.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (MINbv)

185 158 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (8gDQu)

Athletes, their families, and South Korean whores care about it deeply. Everybody else, not so much.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

186 This Mueller investigation certainly has caught an awful lot Obamites with their dicks in their hands.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (YV+SU)

=======================
Hillary was supposed to win. All of the very important people in the know, believed that. They did everything conventional wisdom informed them to do, and did everything that "unconventional" methods allowed them to do.
And she still lost.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (Pqytn)

187 There were other offensive defenseman before Orr,guys like Red Kelly and Pierre Pilote and others.Orr was on another level though.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (LiyEm)

188 The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,


Now if they had beach volleyball....
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (zSVEm)

Thin clothes & winter beach volleyball = ratings bonanza.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (7HtZB)

189 If you have a scheduling problem, and one of the conflicting items is testifying in front of congress surely you reschedule the other thing, no?

He had already promised the grandkids that they were going to Disney World, you heartless bastard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WbIyz)

190 145
The noose tightens.

Posted by: Ignoramus







It better. I want jail terms or stacked body counts.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (rXkis)
Just stay away from Fort Marcy Park

Posted by: Vince Foster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)

191 Orh problem? Does that mean McCabe s wife was working for fusion gps?

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (30UYo)

192 I just peeked at ace's twitter feed. New post coming on this I am sure - remember that story about how there was an email server in Trump Tower that was "connected" to Russia?

And how that was fake news?

You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WonQS)

193
The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,


Which is why I think Lindsey Vaughn popped off with her ani-Trump comment. I didn't know the Winter Olympics were about to happen until she made her crack.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (lKyWE)

194 >>You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....

From Fusion GPS, of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (/tuJf)

195 I mean the soldier that defected was starved and had a worm the size of a boa constrictor in him.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (39g3+)

----------------------------------
What was the worm eating?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (5NMZN)

196 One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Was that serious? I thought it was a joke.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (O5Q3r)

197 This is all proceeding just as I had planned!

Posted by: Afroman at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (BxUl+)

198 Must really suck to be starving AND have a huge, angry, hungry tape worm in your belly.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (cAXIk)

199 In any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am.

Presuming he doesn't suddenly have a scheduling conflict....

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (WonQS)

200 What was the worm eating?"

Harkonnen?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (MINbv)

201
remember that story about how there was an email server in Trump Tower that was "connected" to Russia?

You mean it was really the Vatican?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (gV/Pc)

202 Presuming he doesn't suddenly have a scheduling conflict...."

Well, there is the tour of DC area parks...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (MINbv)

203 Here's the Ohr Problem - Ohr is the guy who got the Trump Dossier from his wife, who then passed it on to McCabe, who then took it to the FISA Court and used it to get illegal secret investigatory powers over everyone in the Trump campaign, BEFORE the election, in an attempt to guarantee that Hillary would win.

That's the big dirty secret they're trying to keep from coming out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (k1TUh)

204 What he heck is an 'ohr' problem?

Posted by: IC

----

He's not in touch with the universe.

...Or is that an "ohm" problem?

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (jJIGi)

205 What was the worm eating?

Apparently half of everything the poor sap got. Bark, a few grains of rice, roadkill birds, fish that wash up on shore....

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (39g3+)

206 In North Korea they call Tape Worms 'Ass Pasta'.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (RzgQJ)

207 Would you be interested in purchasing a Bridge or some prime Texas Real Estate?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (RzgQJ)

=========================
I bet Rod's got a sick aunt or somebody to visit tomorrow. Or maybe the lumbago makes a comeback, or something. 'Cause the DoJ just discovered a vein of valuable Ohr, and it's a bonanza.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (Pqytn)

208 You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM


Inside the house?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (p+Wdc)

209 We've got this like pinkeye-pocalypse going on at home, can't shake it. I'm on round 3 currently. OMG

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (GGQLa)

210 >>198 Must really suck to be starving AND have a huge, angry, hungry tape worm in your belly.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (cAXIk)

Must really suck to be a tape worm AND have a terrified, starving, undersized North Korean man as your food-source.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (Bdeb0)

211 To the pathological lair having a witness who is both blind and dead makes them feel safer in their lie but it is a huge clue that they are making this up.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (QCc6B)

212 OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

I'm finding this way funnier than I should.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gCJeK)

213 Or is that an "ohm" problem?"

Resist we much?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (MINbv)

214 203 That's the big dirty secret they're trying to keep from coming out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (k1TUh)

Still trying to figure out where Egg McMuffin and John McPlanecrash came into play, though...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (XMDuf)

215 You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WonQS)

I'm sure it was from an unbiased source who was just trying to do whats best for our country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (wmaTe)

216 We've got this like pinkeye-pocalypse going on at home, can't shake it. I'm on round 3 currently

Was Bob Costas by recently?

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (39g3+)

217 If I heard it right, yesterday's Trump accusers weren't new and only had unwanted kisses and one unsolicited ass grab for accusations, all from years ago.

So 80% of men are saying, will I be Congressionally investigated too?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (cAXIk)

218 Hi, I'm a pirate, and I have an "Arrr!" problem.

Posted by: A Pirate at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (hXeKX)

219 The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,


Now if they had beach volleyball....
Posted by: kraken


At the Frozen Chosin.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (rXkis)

220 209
We've got this like pinkeye-pocalypse going on at home, can't shake it. I'm on round 3 currently. OMG

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (GGQLa)


Could be something to that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (tbOMB)

221 215 You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WonQS)

My bet: a Real News outlet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (KUaJL)

222 O'Reilly says "they" are prepping another big attack on Trump in January ... prepping their "assaulted woman" apparently.

Also says there is a tape out there of a woman being offered $200K for alleging sex assault by Trump. Amazing how virtuous the Dems have become ... thinking this is their last hope of stopping Moore now, and Trump later for the final act.

(story at Gateway Pundit)

meanwhile we await the real domestic terrorists (Clinton Crime Syndicate) to be arrested. I'd say "shit just got real" ... but it has been real, and the Kabuki has been the real response.

also saw (on Twitter somewhere) that Trump's lawyer Jay Sekulow is calling for the FBI to be investigated.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (otAqJ)

223 New Korean Olympic Events:

1. Combined 45-yard dash and Biathlon across the DMZ.
2. Trained Intestinal Parasitic Worm Contest.
3. Face-off competition for lepers.
4. Marathon Clapping Event (Clap -- Or Die!)
5. Caloric Intake Curling.

Posted by: Aidrondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (ATVNj)

224 Her only witness is blind and dead. "

Plays a mean pin ball?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (MINbv)

225 US medical personnel had interesting stories of the parasites found in injured ARVN troops during the SE Asia conflict.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (5NMZN)

226 Bobby Orr, Bobby Clarke, Bobby Hull - the 70s were a good time for guys named Bobby to play hockey.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

227 209

DON'T rub your eyes... and farm he kids out to the grandparents....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (zSVEm)

228 206 In North Korea they call Tape Worms 'Ass Pasta'.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (RzgQJ)

And this is why I hang out in this den of iniquity.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

229 Must really suck to be starving AND have a huge, angry, hungry tape worm in your belly.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (cAXIk)

Makes you wonder if the defector was a plant. "Hey! We got this goldbrick here what eats like a horse, and is too lazy to work." "Dock his rations for a month, and then punt him over the DMZ as a defector. Silly capitalists will believe we are all starving."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (oPNmq)

230 Resist we much?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (MINbv)

Stay current, please.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (suO/a)

231 Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next week.

The week before Christmas? I figured everyone would be home spending quality time with their bribes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (WbIyz)

232 196 One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Was that serious? I thought it was a joke.

I think it's real... Me Again Kelly supposedly had her on

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (O2RFr)

233 HEY GIRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC2yZQT3wNE


*Remember when 'Hey Girl' was thing Ace used to do?*

Posted by: RAY CHARLES w/ Michael McDonald at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (RzgQJ)

234 The "Ohr Problem" happens when you use a Ham Radio.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (MuTTO)

235 -
--
The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was
due to a "routine scheduling error."



----------------------------------------

Those scheduling errors are a real bitch. I been having one for 40 years.


Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (pMGkg)

236 So...McCabe have a HAM radio license, too?

Ohr's wife is soooooo sketchy!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (W+vEI)

237 You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WonQS)

McStain. Juan McStain.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (i0ykY)

238 One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

--------------
I really shouldn't laugh at this.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (a0IVu)

239 Must really suck to be a tape worm AND have a terrified, starving, undersized North Korean man as your food-source.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (Bdeb0)


Zod funny. Acme no leave box of explosives in front of Zod. Get road-runner sure.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (ajiE5)

240 Ohr's wife is soooooo sketchy!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (W+vEI)

----------------------------------------------

Sex Talk?

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (MuTTO)

241 DON'T rub your eyes... and farm he kids out to the grandparents....

+++

Kids are the source. Grandparents are not available.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (GGQLa)

242 How do you physically organize something like this? The steps from
creating the fake file through FISA court to listening in on PDT's
Circle are easy to see - but seriously, that's a lot to manage.
--

Our supervisors arranged the con, and authorized TONS of overtime for us.

And you Deplorables paid for it, you suckers!

Posted by: US Gov Employees at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (aT+Bx)

243 "The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,"



Especially since the Russian Women's curling team will not be participating in their form fitting uniforms.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

244 217 If I heard it right, yesterday's Trump accusers weren't new and only had unwanted kisses and one unsolicited ass grab for accusations, all from years ago.

So 80% of men are saying, will I be Congressionally investigated too?
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (cAXIk)

I've never unsolicidely kissed a woman.

Although, I guess that would come down to how we parse the word "solicited."

Thank god I've been with the same chick since college.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (wmaTe)

245 It can be spelled either "ohr" or "oar"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (wtvvX)

246 I have a toaster in my house that is connected to Russia...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (LiyEm)

247 Having both Ohrs in the water has put McCabe between Scylla and Charybdis.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (O9qtX)

248 MeAgain, inorder to improve ratings, will appear in her new Roller Derby uniform, as MeAgain the Mauler....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (zSVEm)

249 Stop it guys! I really needed to rearrange my sock drawer and wash the dog.

Posted by: Bruce Ohr at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (suO/a)


========

And eat the cats and babies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (/qEW2)

250 >>225 US medical personnel had interesting stories of the parasites found in injured ARVN troops during the SE Asia conflict.Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (5NMZN)

Tapeworm ruv you rong time.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

251 Ray Charles had seen too much.

Posted by: Donald J. Blofeld at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

252 234 The "Ohr Problem" happens when you use a Ham Radio.
______________________________________

The problem with a ham radio is that you can't get any Jewish stations.

Posted by: The Kosher Rabbi at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (ATVNj)

253 Christopher Johnson = Christopher Taylor??? I missed this in the AOSHQ style guide. Page number please?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (tcwn1)

254 Stay current, please."
You'll not impede me.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (MINbv)

255 This all stinks to me . They should really find out where he is and see exactly what he is doing right now. And bring him in. They are stalling for time and the result is going to be is I take the 5 th

Posted by: Big swingin Al at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (c+CRM)

256 Watch NORTHERN LIMIT LINE, where during the World Cup the NORKS attacked a South Korean gun boat and sunk it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (dKiJG)

257 241

DON'T rub your eyes... and farm he kids out to the grandparents....

+++

Kids are the source. Grandparents are not available.
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (GGQLa)

Bummer.... any unsuspecting friends?

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (zSVEm)

258 wasn't the Edmund Fitzgerald carrying Iron Ore when it went down?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (y3aQB)

259 Hollywood movies from the 30's (at least) to the present day feature unsolicited kisses and the women love it!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (LiyEm)

260 -
The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was
due to a "routine scheduling error."




It's almost like calendars aren't digital and ubiquitous.



Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (eO5CB)

261 For the Love of God -

Stay Away from Worcestershire Sauce!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (RzgQJ)

262 >>Sex Talk?


Steele talk.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

263 So if you visit Asia and bring back worms, do you have to declare them at customs if you are over the limit in other goods?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (5NMZN)

264 Sorry my Olson Johnson sock didn't come off in the wash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

265 Also pretty much every women's romance novel.....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

266
Here's the Ohr Problem - Ohr is the guy who got the Trump Dossier from his wife, who then passed it on to McCabe, who then took it to the FISA Court and used it to get illegal secret investigatory powers over everyone in the Trump campaign, BEFORE the election, in an attempt to guarantee that Hillary would win.
That's the big dirty secret they're trying to keep from coming out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (k1TUh)


Remember when Obama went on a late night show just before the election and did his cell phone schtick assuring everbody Trump would never be president.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (lKyWE)

267 Especially since the Russian Women's curling team will not be participating in their form fitting uniforms.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

268 Ohr's wife is soooooo sketchy!!
Posted by: Lizzy



Sketchy? Like a Detroit pimp?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (rXkis)

269 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (O9qtX)

The servant is the master?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (i0ykY)

270 The problem with a ham radio is that you can't get any Jewish stations.
Posted by: The Kosher Rabbi at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (ATVNj)

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Or Islamic ones...

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (MuTTO)

271 I'm at work, already lost a lot of time. They're sending me home.

Wife's car is in the shop, so.....waiting.

Everyone is giving me the hairy eyeball. Like I need it.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (GGQLa)

272 In any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am. To date, he's not under investigation by anyone so perhaps that will provide some information.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (/tuJf)




And tomorrow perhaps a monkey might fly out of my butt.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (cAnNx)

273 Stay Away from Worcestershire Sauce!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (RzgQJ)

====================
But I love fish sauce!

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (Pqytn)

274 Stay current, please."
You'll not impede me.



I am the resistance!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (WbIyz)

275 It's almost like calendars aren't digital and ubiquitous.






Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (eO5CB)
------------------------------------
They have CGI working on an integration app now to keep them all synchronized...

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (5NMZN)

276 256 And South Korea did nothing in return,way to encourage them!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (LiyEm)

277 There should be a judgment about these North Korean parasites.

I shall call it "The Edict of Worms."

Posted by: Martin Luther at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (ATVNj)

278 264 Sorry my Olson Johnson sock didn't come off in the wash
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

+++

Okay then.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (tcwn1)

279 "Which is why I think Lindsey Vaughn popped off with her ani-Trump comment. I didn't know the Winter Olympics were about to happen until she made her crack."


In fairness, I think she was put in a difficult position by a weasel reporter who asked her about Trump. She handled it awkwardly to be sure, but I do not think she was trying to be nasty.

Maybe I am going easy on her based on "the" pictures.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (OD2ni)

280 "The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,"



Especially since the Russian Women's curling team will not be participating in their form fitting uniforms.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

ROK cares, they have invested a lot into games.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (yM/Yl)

281 268
Ohr's wife is soooooo sketchy!!

Posted by: Lizzy







Sketchy? Like a Detroit pimp?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (rXkis)

More like Elizabeth Warren's self-proclaimed heritage.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

282 Of course,Obama was president and probably demanded they make no response other than maybe an indignant speech....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (LiyEm)

283 We've got this like pinkeye-pocalypse going on at home, can't shake it. I'm on round 3 currently. OMG



Clorox your pillowcases every night. Don't touch your eyes. Throw out your mascara (I'm not assuming "gender"). No contacts.

Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (eO5CB)

284 I have entry-level admin clerks who run a better ship than "routine scheduling error."

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (3NjrP)

285 And tomorrow perhaps a monkey might fly out of my butt.
========

Call me.

Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

286 Romance movies and books are filled with stuff women say they hate. Like being stalked, guys who won't take "no" for an answer, guys who are rude and distant, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)

287 n any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am.


Please let it begin with 'Mr. Rosenstein, you have been read your legal rights ...'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (WbIyz)

288 270 The problem with a ham radio is that you can't get any Jewish stations.
Posted by: The Kosher Rabbi at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (ATVNj)

-----------------------------------------------------

Or Islamic ones...

______________________________________

(With Yiddish accent)

So this is a problem?

Posted by: Rabbi Kosher at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (ATVNj)

289 Sketchy? Like a Detroit pimp?
--

We take umbrage with that comment. UMBRAGE!!!

Posted by: Detroit Pimps Local 549 at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (aT+Bx)

290 230 Resist we much?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (MINbv)

Stay current, please.
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (suO/a)


Conduct an investigation, and induct the malefactors into prison. We have the capacitance to do that, and we certainly have enough trans-sisters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (8UuKm)

291 Plays a mean pin ball?


Im not dead!!

Posted by: Tommy at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (vmsda)

292
I have entry-level admin clerks who run a better ship than "routine scheduling error."



Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (3NjrP)

------------------------------------Perhaps mCcabe has been traveling and has no budget for a female assistant.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (5NMZN)

293 I didn't know the Winter Olympics were about to happen until she made her crack.

Um honestly, me either. I stopped caring about them like 10 Olympics ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (39g3+)

294 Romance movies and books are filled with stuff women say they hate.
Like being stalked, guys who won't take "no" for an answer, guys who are
rude and distant, etc.
---

We're complex.

Posted by: Women at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (aT+Bx)

295 It's not a rhetorical question, why can't these people simply be fired?

Are civil service laws really that strong where someone can basically ignore both Congress and the Executive Branch of government without being terminated?

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (lKmt3)

296 We take umbrage with that comment. UMBRAGE!!!
Posted by: Detroit Pimps Local 549 at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (aT+Bx)

I hated that bitch.

Posted by: H. Potter at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (72PAC)

297 Resist we much?

-
Have you seen the Twitter opposistion to the Resistance? The Persistence as here, for example:

http://bit.ly/2AwCd5Y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

298 Steele talk.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

---------------------------

Sounds like a typical MI6+CIA = Screw Up

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (MuTTO)

299 Conduct an investigation, and induct the malefactors
into prison. We have the capacitance to do that, and we certainly have
enough trans-sisters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (8UuKm)

=====================
So, any leads?

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (Pqytn)

300 The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (dKiJG)

301 We take umbrage with that comment. UMBRAGE!!!


Posted by: Detroit Pimps Local 549 at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (aT+Bx)

What a life, eh? When you ain't taking umbrage, you be throwin' shade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (oPNmq)

302 269 The servant is the master?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (i0ykY)

SHOGUN is the Master!

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (XMDuf)

303 Just as I suspected: DC is FULL of Ohrs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (8UuKm)

304 I stopped caring about them like 10 Olympics ago.
______________________________________

Yeah. The NFL is following the Olympic model right now.

Posted by: Ghosts of Munich at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (ATVNj)

305 Clorox your pillowcases every night

+++

What we missed: crib.

What we can't get: floor. Baby crawls all over and rubs droll and etc. Such absolute slobs infants are teh worst

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (GGQLa)

306 >>And tomorrow perhaps a monkey might fly out of my butt.

How did a monkey get in your ass?

In another totally random and unexpected move, John Barrasso, head of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, announced last night that his committee will be doing an investigation into how the Obama administration allowed a trucking company to move Uranium from Uranium One into Canada and make it available for export around the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

307 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

*Dennis Hopper voice* I don't know that Glorious Leader Kim Jun Un is obligated to commit atrocities on cue, man. He may choose to commit some horrible, homicidal, meglomaniacal act of depravity and mayhem--or he may not. He's a free spirit, a whimsical being who goes where the mood takes him, man.

Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (raGQi)

308 Humanure is a thing.

Like Rat Cheese.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (RzgQJ)

309 The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (dKiJG)

----------------------------------------------
I remember when the fertilizer was quality, organic, dried bird shit.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (5NMZN)

310 So, any leads?
Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (Pqytn)


Yes, and we're running the ones with the most potential to ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (8UuKm)

311 BRB- Overfeedin' the fish like a FUCKIN' BOSS!!

Posted by: Donald Trump at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (A3b6q)

312
In fairness, I think she was put in a difficult position by a weasel reporter who asked her about Trump. She handled it awkwardly to be sure, but I do not think she was trying to be nasty. Maybe I am going easy on her based on "the" pictures.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (OD2ni)


It's not like she's some young kid fresh to the spotlight.She's been around for a long time and should be able to handle the press.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

313 Like Rat Cheese.


You promised me dog or hiah!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (WbIyz)

314 http://bit.ly/2AOCnTh

Tom Fitton Proven Right Again After Sessions DOJ Refuses to Reveal Details on Muellers Ethics Waiver

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (y3aQB)

315 -
--

Romance movies and books are filled with stuff women say they hate.

Like being stalked, guys who won't take "no" for an answer, guys who are

rude and distant, etc.

------------------------------

Those guys are as hot as the woman wants them to be. Real guys very seldom are.



Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (pMGkg)

316 Yeah, it's a stupid transparent excuse, but that's intended to communicate a certain level of contempt.

It's saying "you aren't even worth me coming up with a good excuse."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (eytER)

317 The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (dKiJG)

Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (oPNmq)

318 Yes, and we're running the ones with the most potential to ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (8UuKm)

==========================
Nice

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (Pqytn)

319 brak bamer's fellow travellers and co conspiritors suddenly look very shaky. wonder which one(s) will cut a deal?


my money is on debbie w shultz, perhaps a seth rich tidbit debbie. ooh prison debbie think about the future debbie.

Posted by: azalea city at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (WX+x0)

320 298 Steele talk.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

---------------------------

Sounds like a typical MI6+CIA = Screw Up

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (MuTTO)

-----------------------------------


Note: CIA = Fusion

FBI = 0.



Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (MuTTO)

321 The HAM radio license is a Big Deal. It's one of the few ways you can easily talk to someone in another country (like Chris Steele) and evade all of the government eavesdropping devices and record keeping devices, because nobody's paying attention to old fashioned HAM radio broadcasts. Just set a date and a time, "Big Sister to British Brother, do you copy?"

It's also anonymous, unless someone has a real-time direction finder set up to track the signal source.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (k1TUh)

322 Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.
_____________________________________

The deuce, you say!

Posted by: Stewie Griffin at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (ATVNj)

323 Those guys are as hot as the woman wants them to be. Real guys very seldom are.

========

Bullshit. Chicks and vegetation everywhere love my fat apron.

Posted by: Harvey W. at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

324 We're complex.
Posted by: Women


We contain multitudes ...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke ... at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (AoK0a)

325 >>Conduct an investigation, and induct the malefactors into prison.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (8UuKm)

You Westerners, so impatient. Number one penalty play is detention camp, struggle sessions, denunciation meetings, mistrust, infidelity, self-loathing, debasement, collective shame and misdirected anger.

Hillary needs to be the hair-netted camp gruel-lady, the better for all her sullen supporters to daily line up to silently glare at her.

Posted by: Zod,TrumpCamp Re-Education Facilitator at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (Bdeb0)

326 17 If you have a scheduling problem, and one of the conflicting items is testifying in front of congress surely you reschedule the other thing, no?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (KUaJL)


Mebbe the Holiday Party is today?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (di1hb)

327 You never get a nice gentle kiss in a Bodice Ripper either, he's always "crushing" her lips and "brusing" with a kiss. Sounds kind of uncomfortable to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

328 South Korea did nothing in return,way to encourage them!
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (LiyEm)

Hell the NORKS shelled a South Korean island with civilians being killed and they did nothing.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (dKiJG)

329 We're running a battery of tests, and then will level charges.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (8UuKm)

330 We have contained multitudes ...

FTFY

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (WbIyz)

331 It's also anonymous, unless someone has a real-time direction finder set up to track the signal source.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (k1TUh)

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Yeah, go with that. ///sss////sss

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (Pqytn)

332 23
>> "The noose tightens."

No thanks to the self-declared "news titans" of the MSM.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (ZZdXT)

333 Remember when Obama went on a late night show just before the election and did his cell phone schtick assuring everbody Trump would never be president.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (lKyWE)

He said it in Feb. 2016, too, which is in the timeline of the initial planning for the first, denied FISA warrant.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (tbOMB)

334 Those guys are as hot as the woman wants them to be. Real guys very seldom are.
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"Yeah, we're too busy with Fantasy Football/cars/ tv to be hot."

Posted by: Real Guys at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (aT+Bx)

335 >>>The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Umm, human waste IS man made fertilizer.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (QCc6B)

336 Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The lack of quality control is distressing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (AoK0a)

337 http://bit.ly/2Baixnw

WHISTLEBLOWER Elizabeth Warrens CFPB Falsified Documents to Shakedown Lender

Lieawhatha

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (y3aQB)

338 Remember when Obama went on a late night show just before the election and did his cell phone schtick assuring everbody Trump would never be president.
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I tongued his butthole afterward.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (vg8iE)

339 321. 'Almighty, Almighty - this is PBR Street Gang.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (fA1SL)

340 335 >>>The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Umm, human waste IS man made fertilizer.
______________________________________


Can I get a memo on that?


Posted by: Kim Jong Poo at December 12, 2017 01:47 PM (ATVNj)

341 Ya see its awkward when someone high up in the justice department has to take the fifth. And right before the holidays too.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 01:47 PM (xapSy)

342 I'll go with Jack Straw.

Once Ohr came to light, after Stzork - others began to panic. This whole thing was put together threw whispers and winks. It was the height of hubris by the Obama administration. So confident were they of Hillary winning, they didn't cover their tracks good enough.

Can you imagine Ohr - who sat 4 doors down from the AG (though he can't talk about work) sitting at the living room table talking to his wife about her new job? It doesn't occur to him to say something? She was on GPS payroll for summer/fall of 2016 and she has training/background on Russia? Why the short stint on the payroll? To verify the dossier? To help make it look legit? If that was the case, the networks it was pitched to would have known that and taken the lead. And you KNOW Glenn Simpson KNEW that she was married to Ohr and his position at the time. And yet, these fucksticks still put her on payroll. No 1099 gig. Actual payroll.

Now you have McCabe and his wife's state senate run and the $700K from McAuliffe. To my knowledge, she had never run before in her life and all of a sudden she throws her hat in the ring - and she's a doctor - and in looking back they never claimed on their financial forms some of her recv'd contributions nor her salary as a doctor.

This is just slowly unwinding and my guess is Sessions has been on this from day one. The only issue is: How far ahead is he to Mueller so Mueller has to keep worrying about what else is going to pop up.

Additionally, on security clearance for this assignment, I have to believe there's a box that says something like: Is there any thing or person that if made public would shed poorly upon you, the investigation or the appearance of a conflict of interest. It's penalty of perjury I would think.

It just shows again: they expected Hillary to win and when she didn't they had to have all the insiders on the inside to monitor what was going on. That, and Obama's hubris.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 12, 2017 01:47 PM (bB4HN)

343 -
--
Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



The lack of quality control is distressing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 12, 2017 01:46

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Yeah, they don't give a shit about... Oh.



Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:47 PM (pMGkg)

344 Ya see its awkward when someone high up in the justice department has to take the fifth. And right before the holidays too.
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There ain't nothin' wrong with a fifth before, during or after the holidays!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 12, 2017 01:48 PM (vg8iE)

345 The lack of quality control is distressing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (AoK0a)

(looks at soggy rice paddy) I'm not going there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:48 PM (oPNmq)

346 You never get a nice gentle kiss in a Bodice Ripper either, he's always
"crushing" her lips and "brusing" with a kiss. Sounds kind of
uncomfortable to me.
---

1. It depends on who is involved. George Clooney? Not uncomfortable. Harvey Weinstein? Uncomfortable.

2. How do you know these facts sir? Did you do your "masters thesis" at "university" on "the contemporary literature of women?"

Posted by: Women at December 12, 2017 01:48 PM (aT+Bx)

347 He also may have a Mueller problem:

https://www.redstate.com/streiff/2017/12/12/mystery-robert-muellers-secret-conflict-interest/

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (6ksbU)

348 >>He said it in Feb. 2016, too, which is in the timeline of the initial planning for the first, denied FISA warrant.

It was denied in June.

Ohr applied for her Ham license in May.

Strzok and Ohr met in October with Steele.

McCabe was Strzok's boss.

FISA warrant was approved in October.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (/tuJf)

349 >>It's saying "you aren't even worth me coming up with a believable lie."


And really, isn't that the story of 8 long years of Obama?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

350 Always thought Tapeworm would be a good name for a mock metal band. Needs an umlaut

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (GGQLa)

351 I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM

---------------

Complete with tucked windsock.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM


Don't bother doing a FOD walk-down; nothing ever lands there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (ctuyM)

352 There is a South Korean movie (on Netflix) from 2015 called "Northern Limit Line" which is based on a 2002 incident at sea between the blue and the gray, I mean Norks and Roks. Interesting movie (and has international soccer as a backdrop).

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (5NMZN)

353 335. There are methods to obviate the risks of 'night-soil' use on fields. They've been doing this for about 4k years in Asia. Desperation, however, causes the Norks to not implement the proper protocols. And ignorance - early on, they used Soviet chemical fertilizers, and, over time, the old ways were forgotten.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

354 Pawlenty: Moore 'Is a Credibly Accused Serial Child Molester' -BB

Remember Pawlenty?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (r9UYA)

355 It used to be pretty much common belief that women liked to be treated that way.The Ian Fleming James Bond books are full of that sort of thing.He also basically says that lesbians just haven't gotten a good lay and flips a lesbo in Goldfinger...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (LiyEm)

356 307 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

*Dennis Hopper voice* I don't know that Glorious Leader Kim Jun Un is obligated to commit atrocities on cue, man. He may choose to commit some horrible, homicidal, meglomaniacal act of depravity and mayhem--or he may not. He's a free spirit, a whimsical being who goes where the mood takes him, man.
Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (raGQi)


I am hearing that in Sam Elliott's hippy character's voice from Parks and Recreation.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (di1hb)

357 >>Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.

>>The lack of quality control is distressing ...



You telling me?
I plant Beans, I get Corn.
I plant cucumbers, I get Corn.
I plant anything, I get Corn!

Posted by: North Korean Farmer at December 12, 2017 01:50 PM (RzgQJ)

358 The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Umm, human waste IS man made fertilizer.
Posted by: Max Power


Technically, HuWa is organic.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:50 PM (rXkis)

359 354 Isn't that an Italian rice dish??

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:50 PM (LiyEm)

360 >.Ohr applied for her Ham license in May.


Aaaand Fusion contracted with Steels to create dossier in April.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM (W+vEI)

361 The time has come for the POTUS to start cleaning-out the mid- and top-tier management of every. single. freaking. agency of the Fed.GOV

It's time, Donnie TwoScoops, for you to clean the fucking house.

Burn.
Scatter.
Salt.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM (NYS7S)

362
I use Milorganite on some sections of my lawn. It's human waste from Milwaukee but I believe they heat it up and kill all the pathogens.

It still smells like shit. But bentgrass loves the stuff.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM (ajiE5)

363 How do you know these facts sir? Did you do your "masters thesis" at "university" on "the contemporary literature of women?

I've read a lot of different books. Only way to know. Some of it was not awful, but most romances are really boring and predictable. Incredibly formulaic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM (39g3+)

364 You know, a Subpoena is an ORDER of the issuing authority (usually a Court, but in this case Congress) commanding someone within its jurisdiction to appear and give testimony, bring things including documents or both.

The only absolute right to ignore a Subpoena is if the witness commanded to appear is not subject to the jurisdiction of the issuing authority.

In the real world, if you ignore a properly issued and served Subpoena they issue a warrant for your arrest and send men with guns to go and get you and drag you before the issuing authority to give evidence and for punishment due to your contempt of the Court. Subpoena literally means sub (under) poena (penalty).

Sessions really needs to institute contempt proceedings ASAP and send Marshals to pick these assholes up. Unless and until he does that, don't expect them to stop thumbing their noses at your elected Representatives.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (OIiRj)

365 >>>http://bit.ly/2Baixnw
WHISTLEBLOWER Elizabeth Warrens CFPB Falsified Documents to Shakedown Lender

Damn! That might blow up.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (QCc6B)

366 Always thought Tapeworm would be a good name for a mock metal band. Needs an umlaut
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands



Tapewurm (dots over u)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (rXkis)

367 >>Now you have McCabe and his wife's state senate run and the $700K from McAuliffe. To my knowledge, she had never run before in her life and all of a sudden she throws her hat in the ring - and she's a doctor - and in looking back they never claimed on their financial forms some of her recv'd contributions nor her salary as a doctor.

And don't forget, per VA election laws, any money not spent on the campaign belongs to the candidate to keep.

McCabe's wife raised roughly $1.5 million including the $700k from Clinton cronies. She ended her campaign with roughly $700k in the banks.

And no, she had never run for anything and was in fact recruited to run by VA Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

368 I plant anything, I get Corn!

Don't forget tomato skins


WHAT DO YOU FARM???

https://youtu.be/2vrk5nGeLLI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (39g3+)

369 We're running a battery of tests, and then will level charges.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM


Only if you wire them up in parallel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (ctuyM)

370 Throw the Ohrs in prison. What's the problem?

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (A1FgP)

371 279 "Which is why I think Lindsey Vaughn popped off with her ani-Trump comment. I didn't know the Winter Olympics were about to happen until she made her crack."


In fairness, I think she was put in a difficult position by a weasel reporter who asked her about Trump. She handled it awkwardly to be sure, but I do not think she was trying to be nasty.

Maybe I am going easy on her based on "the" pictures.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (OD2ni)



I saw what she said. She was trying to be nasty.

And didn't she get hurt right after that? Is she going to even be able to compete in the olympics?

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (cAnNx)

372 Always thought Tapeworm would be a good name for a mock metal band. Needs an umlaut /I

How about Tapewyrm? Then you can have dragons, the most metal of all the fictional lizards.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (hXeKX)

373 I have to laugh everytime I see one of those Food / Travel Network shows that goes to Asia.

The pastoral landscapes of the Rice Paddies.

You never do see an outhouse or a Porta-San in any of those pictures...

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (RzgQJ)

374 An Ohr problem Ohr what?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (jsWA8)

375 Well,this is interesting....

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283195/

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (LiyEm)

376 Ohr applied for her Ham license in May.


Aaaand Fusion contracted with Steels to create dossier in April.
Posted by: Lizzy



The chair is against the wall. Snoopy loves his doghouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (rXkis)

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (pMGkg)

378 And no, she had never run for anything and was in fact recruited to run by VA Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

=========================
Jack, refresh my memory, please. Which election cycle was that?

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (Pqytn)

379 Yeh Congressman, the DOJ has a lot of "Ohrs"

Posted by: Agent Willie Cicci at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (eh0Va)

380 375 Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (LiyEm)

I was just about to post that link Steevy.

I think the damn is about to break on FusionGPS/FISA warrants.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (SzZnW)

381 http://bit.ly/2Baixnw

WHISTLEBLOWER Elizabeth Warrens CFPB Falsified Documents to Shakedown Lender

Lieawhatha

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (y3aQB)



Squaw Warren: They speak with forked tongue. Me just make honest living selling tee pees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (OE2ur)

382 -
--
It still smells like shit. But bentgrass loves the stuff.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM

--------------------

Heh-heh heh-heh-heh
BENT-grass
Heh-heh-heh-heh


Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (pMGkg)

383 352 There is a South Korean movie (on Netflix) from 2015 called "Northern Limit Line" which is based on a 2002 incident at sea between the blue and the gray, I mean Norks and Roks. Interesting movie (and has international soccer as a backdrop).
Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (5NMZN)


I actually watched that some time ago, to get a flavor of where the South Koreans shake out on the NoRK problem. Fascinatingly patriotic, almost jingoistic. Kinda like what Hollywood used to produce back when Democrats were loyal Americans and dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (8UuKm)

384 Squaw Warren: They speak with forked tongue. Me just make honest living selling tee pees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (OE2ur)

==================
How!

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (Pqytn)

385 373. * fistbump *

Been out in the countryside in VN. Pro-tip - don't eat ANYTHING, especially not the pork. 'Pig-privvies,' are a Thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (fA1SL)

386 McCabe needs to schedule some serious time with his personal lawyers before he talks to the US Congress.

Is McCabe a bit slow? How long does it take his lawyer to explain taking the 5th?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (1L9V9)

387 >>the old ways were forgotten. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

It is the scent of joss and a roasting ram--not human merde--that pleases Crom's nostrils. They forget the old ways at their peril, yao.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)

388 Ohr applied for her Ham license in May.


"Come in, Moscow. Come in, Moscow. Do you read me?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (8UuKm)

389
Democrats and the Democrat Press Companies have been pushing FAKE NEWS for over a year now.

It still didn't get Trump out of office.

So now the next step, FAKE CHARGES.

But they forgot that they don't have Loretta Lynch in the driver's seat to cover for them.

And Deputy Dawg could wake up and do something, but they are counting on the hope that he doesn't.

They are probably correct.

But Trump will just laugh at them and make fun of them, and his supporters will laugh right along with him. They are in on the joke, and most are having a great ride.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (UsCnO)

390 Coincidentally, the brutal Viking thrash metal act The Horde has a song called Firevurm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (WbIyz)

391 >>Jack, refresh my memory, please. Which election cycle was that?

2015. Coincidentally, right as Hillary was running for President.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (/tuJf)

392 In a borderless world would there be any Olympics?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (YV+SU)

393
Clinton campaign pays opp research (we need a better term for what Fusion GPS does, tbh.) company to make fake dossier on Trump.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (wmaTe)

Look in the Yellow Pages under USEFUL MISINFORMATION FABRICATION AND DISTRIBUTION.

Thanks

Posted by: GPS Fusion at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (A3b6q)

394 350 Always thought Tapeworm would be a good name for a mock metal band. Needs an umlaut

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (GGQLa)



But it needs to be over the P.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (cAnNx)

395 353 335. There are methods to obviate the risks of 'night-soil' use on fields. They've been doing this for about 4k years in Asia. Desperation, however, causes the Norks to not implement the proper protocols. And ignorance - early on, they used Soviet chemical fertilizers, and, over time, the old ways were forgotten.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (wmaTe)

396 inside baseball... inside baseball... humina... humina.. TRUMP!!! RUSSIA!!! .... FBI... inside baseball.... RUSSIAN HACKING !!!! TRUMP!!!.... humina humina....

Posted by: THIS is the MSM at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (W/SyC)

397 387. I speak of the filthy peasantry, Zod, not of those who have kept faith and remain on the steppe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (fA1SL)

398 You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.
==========

Good advice.

Posted by: Chi-Chi's at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (vg8iE)

399 I can definitely understand this. If I had to appear before a Congressional Committee during a searing investigation into my agencies activities, I can see how I may forget about this for the annual Christmas pot-luck.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

400 "Jack, refresh my memory, please. Which election cycle was that?
Posted by: mrp"


She ran against Barbara Comstock for the House seat in NoVa in 2016. Comstock won. Wifey spent a shit load of money as every radio station here in DC were flooded with her commercials calling Comstock a Trump clone and "anti-choice extremist."

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

401 I bet Hillary! could take care of McCabe's Ohr problem. She has experience with that sort of thing.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (CcNKy)

402 "Come in, Moscow. Come in, Moscow. Do you read me?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (8UuKm)

==========================
"The money is in the bank. The money is in the bank"

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Pqytn)

403 >>I actually watched that some time ago, to get a flavor of where the South Koreans shake out on the NoRK problem. Fascinatingly patriotic, almost jingoistic. Kinda like what Hollywood used to produce back when Democrats were loyal Americans and dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (8UuKm)

Interesting to read ROK politicians on their northern neighbors. Academic and NORK-watcher B.R. Myers notes that the ROKs are a lot more comfortable with 'reunification' and 'national identity' rhetoric than we might like to think...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

404 McCabe's Ohr problem...

appear before congress and continue to provide incomplete evasive answers resulting in a contempt of Congress charges, Ohr claim a scheduling conflict as you meet with legal counsel.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (CSaCX)

405 I think the damn is about to break on FusionGPS/FISA warrants.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (SzZnW)

the media will say its a nothingburger, and cover it accordingly, if they choose to cover it at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (wmaTe)

406 What are the rules of testimony? Can't you just send a Federal Marshal to pick him up and require his attendance...and if not, why not? The kid gloves have to come off...and they need to start scaring the hell out of these obfuscation tactic purveyors. I'm tired of the stonewalling, vague innuendo flaunting nonsense.

Posted by: Orson at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (B3is4)

407 I've read a lot of different books. Only way to
know. Some of it was not awful, but most romances are really boring and
predictable. Incredibly formulaic.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM

[Women huddle together and, in hushed tones, discuss how much bodice ripping Mr. Christopher R. Taylor has done, if he's experienced at giving bruising kisses and if he can be encouraged, sorry, trained to... um... stop using words like "formulaic" and find other things to do with his mouth, IYKWIMAITYD.]

Posted by: Women at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (aT+Bx)

408 383
352 There is a South Korean movie (on Netflix) from 2015 called
"Northern Limit Line" which is based on a 2002 incident at sea between
the blue and the gray, I mean Norks and Roks. Interesting movie (and has
international soccer as a backdrop).

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (5NMZN)



I actually watched that some time ago, to get a flavor of where the
South Koreans shake out on the NoRK problem. Fascinatingly patriotic,
almost jingoistic. Kinda like what Hollywood used to produce back when
Democrats were loyal Americans and dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (8UuKm)
I always like how some moviewhere they did the interviews of the Real Sailors at the end.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (dKiJG)

409 She ran against Barbara Comstock for the House seat
in NoVa in 2016. Comstock won. Wifey spent a shit load of money as every
radio station here in DC were flooded with her commercials calling
Comstock a Trump clone and "anti-choice extremist."

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

=======================
Thanks, Benji.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (Pqytn)

410 403 Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

The kids harbor this fantasy that the Kim family up north will reintegrate on their terms, and the Norks will not rot out the south like the East Germans did the West.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (SzZnW)

411 You will recall that Lisa Page was the woman Strzok was having an affair with....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (LiyEm)

412 >>>https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283195/
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (LiyE

Another day another crack in the facade. Take heart steevy that the holidays are already incredibly stressful and the swamp critters are probably to stroke out.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (QCc6B)

413 Tyappwourmn, with accents, umlauts, those ^-hats all over the place.

They can open for Limozzeen.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (hXeKX)

414 321 The HAM radio license is a Big Deal. It's one of the few ways you can easily talk to someone in another country (like Chris Steele) and evade all of the government eavesdropping devices and record keeping devices, because nobody's paying attention to old fashioned HAM radio broadcasts. Just set a date and a time, "Big Sister to British Brother, do you copy?"

It's also anonymous, unless someone has a real-time direction finder set up to track the signal source.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (k1TUh)


I am betting there is, amongst all the noise, voice intercepts of any conversations at NSA

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (di1hb)

415 horde, commeth to the nood.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wmaTe)

416
You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

-------------------------------------

Special! Compact your shit overnight!

Posted by: San Fran Glee Club at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (5NMZN)

417 Next time I get subpoenaed, I am going to try that excuse.
Equal treatment under the law and all that...

Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (w7KSn)

418 "The money is in the bank. The money is in the bank"
______________________________________

"We have Putin the money. I say again, we have Putin the money."

Posted by: Ivana Huggenkiss at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (ATVNj)

419 You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (wmaTe)

Well, it needs to be composted to make it work. Plants cannot take up minerals that are bound up in organic matter, only water-soluble salts. Which is why hydroponics works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (oPNmq)

420 Busy day, just trying to catch up...

After seeing that "prayer list" in the last thread, I think I'll spend a few days not complaining about anything and being thankful for my life.

Posted by: Jwest at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (/roJx)

421 Tyappwourmn, with accents, umlauts, those ^-hats all over the place.



Look like an insane ski slope - black diamonds everywhere!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (rXkis)

422 >>I am betting there is, amongst all the noise, voice intercepts of any conversations at NSA

Which of course is run by Admiral Mike Rogers, the guy who Clapper and Obama tried to fire in November and Trump kept in place.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (/tuJf)

423
I am betting there is, amongst all the noise, voice intercepts of any conversations at NSA
---

Not so much.

We're all assigned to these Right Wing Hate sites monitoring the Alt Right.

Hell, you people know that.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (aT+Bx)

424 >>over time, the old ways were forgotten.

*McDonald's buger wrapper blows by on the wind.*


*Camera pulls back to show a solitary Elizabeth Warren standing in a field with a single tear running down her cheek.*

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren 2020 at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (RzgQJ)

425 Been out in the countryside in VN. Pro-tip - don't eat ANYTHING, especially not the pork. 'Pig-privvies,' are a Thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM


We save you, tay.

Posted by: Nuoc Mam and Cham at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (ctuyM)

426 I vote for Congress raiding McCabe's home at 0400 and arresting him for pissing them off. Maybe handcuff his wife too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (YV+SU)

427 ROK cares, they have invested a lot into games.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (yM/Yl)


They're practicing their overt cheating techniques, as we speak.

The most pathetic sports event I ever saw was the Seoul Olympic Games. The cheating by the Koreans was UNREAL. Those games were the last ones I had any interest in and that experience taught me all about Korean culture that I needed to know. It was beyond pathetic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8gDQu)

428 >>398 You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

Not one afraid to advertise my ignorance, but I've got a compost drum, and my understanding is I can put veg cuttings mixed in with brown matter (weeds, leaves, etc) in it, but nothing from meat. Is that bad gouge? Seem to remember reading that only non-carnivorous waste could be used to fertilize...

Ready to be edumicated...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

429 the CMP takes down two companies here in #Failifornia...

well, the DA did, but only after they exposed them with their PP videos

legalinsurrection.com/2017/12/allegations-of-illegal-sale
-of-fetal-tissue-shut-down-two-california-based-companies/

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (ysYy6)

430
I can see how I may forget about this for the annual Christmas pot-luck.
Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (oiNtH)


Winter Holiday pot luck not Christmas

Posted by: Peter Strzok FBI HR Office Party Division at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (lKyWE)

431 NOOD

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (wmaTe)

432 I am betting there is, amongst all the noise, voice intercepts of any conversations at NSA

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (di1hb)

I've been a ham for 30 years. Not generally a very good way to transmit any kind of sensitive information. Hell, it's not even the NSA you have listening in. It's all the other nosy hams and shortwave-listener hobbyists. Hell, the SWLs chase numbers stations, they'd be all over something like this.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (uiwCw)

433 410 403 Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

The kids harbor this fantasy that the Kim family up north will reintegrate on their terms, and the Norks will not rot out the south like the East Germans did the West.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (SzZnW)/i]


Interesting question: how WOULD you reunify Korea if Kim dropped dead today?

I'd keep the present borders and DMZ intact, and try to pump up North Korea's economy while changing its culture, but not letting NoRKs emigrate to the south (I don't know for how long, maybe a generation). But the NoRKs need to get up to speed before being allowed to inundate the south, just to avoid the German reunification problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (8UuKm)

434 >>Which of course is run by Admiral Mike Rogers, the guy who Clapper and Obama tried to fire in November and Trump kept in place. Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (/tuJf)

Director Rogers is the real deal.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)

435 Hey, they can use human waste all they want as fertilizer. I get that.

But there's no explanation as to why those lazy Nork bastards are incapable of WASHING AND COOKING THEIR DAMNED FOOD like the rest of the world!

Effin' commies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (ATVNj)

436 427 Who was the American boxer that was flat robbed,Bo Riddick?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (LiyEm)

437
*Camera pulls back to show a solitary Elizabeth Warren standing in a field with a single tear running down her cheek.*
---------------------------
You know if this Senator thing doesn't work out for her she could get a boob job and become the Indian Princess for Land of Lakes Butter. It would have to be a massive boob job, though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (YV+SU)

438 201
remember that story about how there was an email server in Trump Tower that was "connected" to Russia?

You mean it was really the Vatican?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (gV/Pc)

It was every member of the Pentaverate:

The Queen of England
The Rothschilds
The Council on Foreign Relations
The Bilderburgs
and Colonel Sanders

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (A3b6q)

439 427 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8gDQu)

The boxing match where their guy had been made a pinata by the American comes to mind.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (SzZnW)

440 I knew he was a Nazi and Newsweek confirms it!

@Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

441 Hmmm. Question:

What do you guys think of the SOTU speech as an opportunity for "the big reveal," bypassing the media's blanket non-coverage?

Posted by: Piercello at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (TOLnE)

442 >>Director Rogers is the real deal.

And may turn out to be the real hero in all of this when the dust settles.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (/tuJf)

443 Comey's legacy will be he corrupted the FBI to such an extent it might not survive. Clinton has absolute control over our public service, the top management are doing the demorat's bidding at the expense of our sovereignty and freedom.

Posted by: Rose at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (30UCB)

444
Jack On!
Jack Ohr!
Jack On, Jack Ohr!
The Jacker!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (pNxlR)

445 >>321 The HAM radio license is a Big Deal.

Um, you don't need a amateur radio license to transmit clandestine comms. Just pick a frequency and key up the transmitter and go.


Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (r9UYA)

446 Hell, the SWLs chase numbers stations, they'd be all over something like this.

Oh, man, numbers stations. Man. Those are fascinating to read about.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (hXeKX)

447 The DOJ "Expert Working Group on International Organized Crime" had Bruce and Nellie Ohr along with Glenn Simpson of Fusion GPS.

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/940444559468892160

If you are a criminal organization, like the Democrats, then you must study those other crime gangs you might want to takeover or do deals with.


Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (zOpu5)

448 Interesting thread - https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/
status/940425128608968709

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (W+vEI)

449 >>I'd keep the present borders and DMZ intact, and try to pump up North Korea's economy while changing its culture, but not letting NoRKs emigrate to the south (I don't know for how long, maybe a generation). But the NoRKs need to get up to speed before being allowed to inundate the south, just to avoid the German reunification problem. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (8UuKm)

West Germany used to have a "Gastarbeiter" (guest worker) program as a means for providing foreign aid. Conceptually it was sound at the front end--they bring promising Africans to Germany, train them to be doctors, and send them home--but of course the trainees sought refuge, and never returned to improve their home nations.

A ROK program--very, very closely monitored--of admitting select DPRK for training and repatriation across a maintained border *might* work, but you'd have to be sure the best and brightest actually returned to the hellhole to help improve it...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)

450 Bobby Ohr! Old time hockey!!

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (7A6l6)

451 I recall sitting at work back in March listening to idiots at work cocksure that Trump would be impeached by April and hung for treason.

Sure is quiet around here lately.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (a+WIL)

452 You know, in times past a Congressional hearing would take precedence over most other things.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (EW9tX)

453 26
He is probably testifying in front of the Grand Jury today.

Posted by: Eskimo at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (ZYNmu)

In the olden days of my youth, this would be the only reason you would miss testifying before congress on matters as important as the MEULLER INVESTIGATION 11, eleventy!

At the end of the day there would be a cryptic McCabe was seen leaving the offices of IssaGowdy through the back door late in the evening. This can only mean one thing...........


Don't think that is going to happen, but the vibe is there. Someone is gonna rat.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (ymnmz)

454 392
In a borderless world would there be any Olympics?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (YV+SU)


NBC heads are exploding as they read this supposedly innocent post.Megan Kelly not affected, she is still in the first year of her contract.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (UsCnO)

455 Ohr's wife is was a big shot at Fusion GPS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (BIr2P)