Governor Andrew Cuomo Uses the Full N-Word, Hard R, In Radio Interview

An entire family of Fredos.

Gov. Cuomo dropped the N-word during a live radio interview Tuesday while quoting an op-ed about the use of slurs against Italian-Americans.

“They used an expression that southern Italians were called, I believe they were saying southern Italians, Sicilians -- I'm half Sicilian -- were called, quote-unquote and pardon my language, but I’m just quoting the [New York] Times:'‘n]-wops.' N-word wops, as a derogatory comment," Cuomo said, saying the inflammatory epithet in its entirety.

There's a lot of scrambling in the Democrat Party to get to the top of the progressive stack. That's why so many whites are discovering they're actually "gender fluid." It moves them from the bottom to the top of the progressive stack with one declaration.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:10 PM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (q80AH)

2
dammit

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (M9ntN)

3 One of Cindy Lauper's less well known songs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (AwI0L)

4 Meep meep

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (vBYPO)

5

Is Andy gender fluid?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (aKsyK)

6 I identify as First, and it's hate speech to say otherwise.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

7 I was teaching English in Italy, and I watched a student tell his English teacher (I was observing the class) his theory on the use of the n-word.

"It doesn't matter if I was Niger," he said, pronouncing the n-word like the country, "as long as I don't mean wrong. They should not get mad at me for saying Niger as long as I do not insult them."

Oh, and Italians are generally really, really racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)

8 Top 10

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (NTkSq)

9 SURPRISE!!!

you-know-who.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (mEAAs)

10 Fredo must have watched True Romance last night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (AFSld)

11 Oh, and Italians are generally really, really racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)


So are liberals.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (aS1PU)

12 This just... has ANYONE ever used that term? Anywhere? Before this idiot?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

13 Non-Political Reality: This is a direct quote of a once-common expression that appears to have been uttered in context. No foul.

Political Reality: Burn the motherfucker down to the waterline over this. Unacceptable racism *and* appropriation of racial hatred from an oppressed group.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (I2dne)

14 So Cuomo is a gender fluid Sicilian furry N-word WOP Hispanic tranny? Does he think they'll go for that in Queens?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

15 Top of the progressive stack is illegal alien. Muslim is #2. Eventually they will be 1 but illegals are more useful right now.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (sliVX)

16 At least he didn't surprise anal Megyn Kelly at the Ritz.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (vBYPO)

17 Looks more like he was quoting the NYT using the word. So shouldn't it be the Times that gets nailed over using it? I'd be tingling with schadenfreude either way.

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (786Ro)

18 The power of demonratium will protect him !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (wscsn)

19 It's funny to see Cuomo, governor son of another governor, trying to wedge his way into a victim group.

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (qEujL)

20 14 Non-Political Reality: This is a direct quote of a once-common expression that appears to have been uttered in context. No foul.

Political Reality: Burn the motherfucker down to the waterline over this. Unacceptable racism *and* appropriation of racial hatred from an oppressed group.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (I2dne)

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How history will remember: Cuomo was re-elected governor of New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

21 So that makes you...part eggplant.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)

22
Believe me, I cannot abide by the Cuomos but using the Trigger minus TR plus N word in a purely clinical context should not be controversial or a moral sin.

This language crap is hideous. The fact that I had to that cutesy-wootsy crap with the "N" word (puke) is a travesty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (zBaqJ)

23

They didn't bleep out the w-word.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (aKsyK)

24 So the Guv'ner is saying what a victim he is?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

25 I'm identify as an illegal alien from Qo'nos.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (J+mig)

26 What'd that guinea say now?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (9QJeV)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Because it's only raycissss when YOU do it.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

29 tbh, i can't get all worked up over this. but i know the left will, so i'll just sit back and enjoy my popcorn and try and figure out a way to use this to drive down Dem GotV efforts...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (8D42x)

30
Chris, it was the Slimes.

The guy's an ass, but why he's getting heat over this is puzzling.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (mEAAs)

31 Didn't Andy's girlfriend give him the heave-ho recently? He might be just a tad backed up, and is consequently losing his marbles.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (LISuA)

32 The irony is most African-Americans in New York won't hold this against them. Leftism is stronger than skin color.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)

33 He's still Fredo in my mind.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (68SQp)

34
Italians


When dago crazy.... DAGO CRAZY.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

35 The oil in my car is fluid. Sometimes it's 10 weight, sometimes 30.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (bPVFb)

36 It's a word.. I can't imagine having a conversation about a word, without saying the damn word!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (so+oy)

37 Gov. Cuomo dropped the N-word during a live radio interview Tuesday while quoting an op-ed about the use of slurs against Italian-Americans.

BFD.

Can everyone just get over himself now? Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (YqDXo)

38 That's not a nice thing to say about Black Kojak.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

39
"These wop dago guinea greaseball goombahs don't hold a candle to my kraut-mick friends."

- - Jack Woltz, Woltz Int'l Pictures

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (zBaqJ)

40 Willowed:

"Apparently the cable shows are praising Elijah Cummings for helping pass the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

He was twelve years old.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (dBiBP)"

He was a prodigy, like our own ace, who started this blog at a similar age.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (oZ6kz)

41 Hey Andy! Those comments are deSPICable!

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (qEujL)

42 Any politician who uses the N-word in any context is insane. It doesn't matter if you are quoting someone else. How can he not know this?

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (eAZVt)

43 At least he didn't surprise anal Megyn Kelly at the Ritz.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (vBYPO)


That you KNOW of.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

44 That's why so many whites are discovering they're actually "gender fluid." It moves them from the bottom to the top of the progressive stack with one declaration.

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Well, it's not quite that simple, but it helps:

https://tinyurl.com/y97355yt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AzW6q)

45

Whuuuddayagonnadoo ?

Posted by: Tony Soprano at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (rXie1)

46 Wait, and the sun didn't explode? WTF

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (nRWPy)

47 33 The irony is most African-Americans in New York won't hold this against them. Leftism is stronger than skin color.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)


Nor should they. It's a nothingburger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

48 I notice people are caring less and less what other people say. The hyperbolic outrage over EVERYTHING is causing normal people to check out completely. Someone "said" (gasp) something is barely a viable news story at this point.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (sliVX)

49 He's been eating "chef" Sandy's food for too long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

50 It's a whole family of Fredo's!


Do It Fredo Style!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (hLRSq)

51 Sometimes it's 10 weight, sometimes 30.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (bPVFb)
++++++++++++
What witchcraft is this?????

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (I2dne)

52 They didn't bleep out the w-word.

Its kinda like how you can call Asians any slur in the book on here without a blink by the coblogs or ace, but if you use any racial slur against a black, you are instantly banned. Even if you are black.

Seems... inconsistent to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

53

A-word b-word c-word Suidward.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (aKsyK)

54 This language crap is hideous. The fact that I had to that cutesy-wootsy crap with the "N" word (puke) is a travesty.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (zBaqJ)

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You forgot to mention your pronouns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (LISuA)

55 That's why so many whites are discovering they're actually "gender fluid." It moves them from the bottom to the top of the progressive stack with one declaration.

What about blinker fluid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

56 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

57 Cuomo will suffer the same consequences as Ralph Northam in VA. Because ( D ).

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (786Ro)

58

The universe is inconsistent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (aKsyK)

59

Knee-Zhair with the extra G.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (zBaqJ)

60 "Forget it Fredo, it's Hymietown." -- Jesse Jackson, Sr.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (WqPYg)

61 This just... has ANYONE ever used that term? Anywhere? Before this idiot?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Yes. And that's what Northern Italians think of Sicilians. Really, they say it out loud. I was once married into a large Italian- American family.
They're all kind of loud, vulgar a-holes, and say stuff like that all the time
All mostly Democrats, and mostly all hate black people too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (vcOmj)

62 Mexican word of the day: Tissue

Hey! Jason Garrett!! Someone chood "tissue" how to coach!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

63
It's a whole family of Fredo's!


----

Al is my favorite.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

64 It's Fredo's all the way down!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (ptqGC)

65 Wonder if Andy ever called anyone a moulinyan growing up in Queens. Its Italian code. Eggplant, you see

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (RXiUN)

66 >>>Nor should they. It's a nothingburger.



Until a conservative says it.


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (AFSld)

67 67 >>>Nor should they. It's a nothingburger.



Until a conservative says it.


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (AFSld)

=========

Macaca?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

68 This is the kind of story where, objectively, I couldn't care less about it; but it's fun to jump up and down and pretend I care just to watch the progs tie themselves in knots over it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)

69 I'm so tired of all the fucking PC. This is a big nothing.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Fs5vw)

70 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


He probably had high blood pressure and other cardio-pulmonary issues. That is endemic among Black men his age. Common.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (vcOmj)

71
I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

He apparently had a fatal illness.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (nRWPy)

72 >>I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Cause of death: Extreme lack of life.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)

73 Tony Soprano: Right. But on your application to Columbia, you didn't check Jewish, did you?

Noah Tannenbaum: No. They can't ask about religious affiliation.

Tony: Oh, right...right...of course. What'd you check?

Noah: African American.

Tony: So we do understand each other- you're a ditsoon.

Noah: Excuse me?

Tony: A charcoal briquette...a moolinyan.

Noah: What's your problem?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (1XNk8)

74

Whatever they accuse you of, it is them and more.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (vEIlU)

75 You get more of what you reward, less of what you punish.

Suddenly our entire culture seems to revolve about being a Victim.

Not good.

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

76 Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo!

100% Fredo!

Posted by: Rappin' Andrew Cuomo at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (6oDGm)

77 66 Wonder if Andy ever called anyone a moulinyan growing up in Queens. Its Italian code. Eggplant, you see
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (RXiUN)


Italo-American. Melanzane is actual Italian word for eggplant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (zBaqJ)

78 Elijah contracted a fatal case of not being alive anymore.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (3IWnq)

79 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)


Rush said he'd been sick for 2 years and was getting around the capitol in a motorized wheelchair.

Who knew?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

80 73 >>I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Cause of death: Extreme lack of life.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

"Did he lose the will to live?!"
-Obi-wan Kenobi

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (q80AH)

81 All this language talk has me speechless.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (axyOa)

82 Who wants to bet it's not the first time Andy's used the n-word.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

83 There's a lot of scrambling in the Democrat Party to get to the top of
the progressive stack. That's why so many whites are discovering they're
actually "gender fluid." It moves them from the bottom to the top of
the progressive stack with one declaration.



That "gender fluid" is the stuff that powers the Giant Progressive Political Machine, which itself is modeled upon the Insatiable Birdies Toy. The fluid enables the beak to be dipped in the public purse in perpetuity. Other people move it about. It serves no purpose. Its only action is to dip its beak.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (HaL55)

84
Jerry Doyle about playing Garibaldi on B5:

So, I'm a mick from the Bronx playing a wop from Mars.

Sumpin like that.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (mEAAs)

85 One of Cindy Lauper's less well known songs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (AwI0L)


Winner.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

86 At least he didn't say the word "niggardly" -- that would have cost him his job.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (WqPYg)

87 What about blinker fluid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo


Next to the grid squares, just past the winter air.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

88 Well, it's not quite that simple, but it helps:

https://tinyurl.com/y97355yt
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
This is hands-down my favorite of your creations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (I2dne)

89
Little brother Fredo should call out big brother Fredo. Then they can all get together and have some chicken alfredo.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (rXie1)

90 I remember a 12 year old Elijah Cummings speaking before the UN civil rights council demanding the US pass legislation. He beat his shoe on the podium and shouted "You have stolen my childhood!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (bPVFb)

91 About a third of the way through Audible of "The Madness of Crowds" by Douglas Murray - while it is very good it just gets old hearing these ridiculous terms over and over and over. Keep coming back to equality eventually means revenge.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (Xvo1a)

92 72
I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)
He apparently had a fatal illness.
Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (nRWPy)

Contract Expired.

Posted by: Satan at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

93 There's a lot of scrambling in the Democrat Party to get to the top of the progressive stack.

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Watching the Democrat party trying to equate words like Mick, Dago, Wop with the N-word will be something.

Posted by: SH at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

94 Lets hold a secret hearing and impeach the bastard, but not tell him why. That'll fix his wagon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (LISuA)

95 73 >>I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Cause of death: Extreme lack of life.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)


"He'll never break my record!"

- - Generalissimo Franisco Franco, still dead since 1975

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (zBaqJ)

96 Personally I loved the scene in Gran Tourino where the two older guys show the young guy how men interact. Racial slurs and insults aplenty, none of them meant to hurt or as a means of control or oppression. We give some words so much power that it turns them into an almost magical incantation.

You know why people don't use more racial slurs against white people? We don't care. We think they are hilarious. Cracker, Ofay, Casper, Honky, Whitey... they sound like stuff a little kid would come up with. Is Casper really supposed to hurt? That's how you stop racial terms being used as attacks: you defang them and mock them until they are just silly sounds.

Like ace riffing on "icebacks" and "snowbillies" I thought that was damned brilliant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

97 "Uses the Full N-Word, Hard R," ??

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As opposed to the schwa "a"? Which is still not cool if white.

Posted by: Olddog in mo at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (9BikW)

98 I'd trade Cummings for RBG. But that's just me.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (68SQp)

99 Did he make that one up? Never heard of it. In any case, all Italians have definitely earned reparations, if what he said is true.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (dBiBP)

100 It's quite a stretch to claim Italian-Americans still have to deal with prejudice based on national origin/ethnicity. Especially when the person saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (RqQOX)

101
I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Q: What caused the plane crash?
A: Gravity

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (aKsyK)

102 Somebody toucha my spaghet!

Posted by: Papa Wop Bear at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (C2rvt)

103 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM

****

So absolutely no truth to the rumor that Hillary paid a visit just before he flatlined and the kink in the O2 line was purely arbitrary.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (axyOa)

104 "Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo!

100% Fredo!
Posted by: Rappin' Andrew Cuomo at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (6oDGm)"

Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo - why do you drink so much beer?

We don't drink beer, we drink Limoncello!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (oZ6kz)

105 >>>Macaca?


Wow, I almost forgot about that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (AFSld)

106 Goombas Wit Attitude

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

107 Belushi-Bee: Counselor, Cuomo-Bee lies in his bunk at night and buzzes off, keeping us awake!

Cuomo-Bee: No I don't!!

Belushi-Bee: Yes he does! Look! There's still gender-fluid on the sheets!


Posted by: Bad News Bees Go To Camp - SNL Skit at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (q1Pj5)

108 Identity beats objective reality, and tolerance is everythig, and all cultures are equal, except for Anglosphere traditional.

This means that I, Ka'togh the Inevitable, am allowed to slaughter my way to the top of the heap. It's traditional, and you can't oppose it without being a racist.

No more Homo Sapiens only club!

Qa'plagh!

Posted by: Cato, Reading Shakespeare in the Original Klingon at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (J+mig)

109 Watching the Democrat party trying to equate words like Mick, Dago, Wop with the N-word will be something.
Posted by: SH at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

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..... and NONE of you round eye fuckers DARE call me Oriental.

Posted by: Woke Ass Asians Everywhere at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

110 106 >>>Macaca?


Wow, I almost forgot about that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (AFSld)

=========

It just cost us a Senate seat, is all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (q80AH)

111
This is hands-down my favorite of your creations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (I2dne)

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I'm partial to Moronopoly, but that one's fun. And when I made it, intersectionality wasn't yet yuuuge on the Left, so it ages like wine, as they get crazier and crazier.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (AzW6q)

112 20
It's funny to see Cuomo, governor son of another governor, trying to wedge his way into a victim group.

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (qEujL)

Top O the Stack to Ya!

Word as Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (9dzlp)

113 Does Fredo get capped? I can't remember.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (kLDv+)

114 Rush playing clip of Trump calling out ABC for their Kentucky clip. Ha.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

115 Wonder if Andy ever called anyone a moulinyan growing up in Queens. Its Italian code. Eggplant, you see
Posted by: Ignoramus

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Dad? LOL

I got called that all the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (Y4EXg)

116 My favorite Norm Macdonald Weekend Update joke was when Wrong-Way Corrigan died. One of the funniest jokes ever made by anyone.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (sliVX)

117 ..... and NONE of you round eye fuckers DARE call me Oriental.


On this note:


Mr. Moto > Charlie Chan


Fight me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (oVJmc)

118 57 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)


Tertiary syphilis. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)

119 Did he make that one up? Never heard of it.

Completely new to me too, apparently its some kind of inter-Italian thing? Who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

120 It's like Andrew and Chris are competing to out-stupid each other.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (+lVUW)

121 109 Identity beats objective reality, and tolerance is everythig, and all cultures are equal, except for Anglosphere traditional.

This means that I, Ka'togh the Inevitable, am allowed to slaughter my way to the top of the heap. It's traditional, and you can't oppose it without being a racist.

No more Homo Sapiens only club!

Qa'plagh!

Posted by: Cato, Reading Shakespeare in the Original Klingon at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (J+mig)

Thought it was the Inexecrable.

Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (6GjnW)

122 He probably had high blood pressure and other cardio-pulmonary issues. That is endemic among Black men his age. Common.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (vcOmj)

Yeah, I know that. Sadly common. So what he died of is a progressive and debilitating disease. Not "Health Complications".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (QugKX)

123 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

Health is pretty complicated. Death less so.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (KUaJL)

124 Mr. Moto > Charlie Chan


Fight me.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (oVJmc)


POP! POP!!!

Number one son sound like outboard motor.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Tertiary syphilis. You heard it here first.
Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)
++++++++++++++
Beat me by :: that :: much.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (I2dne)

126 Politicians can't even use the first syllable (i.e. "niggardly"). It doesn't even matter what is meant by the speaker. Politics is not rational.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (eAZVt)

127 Seems like only yesterday that one of the Democrat presidential candidates was openly admitting that he believed the cultural and technological high point of the majority of black people was tying knots in a piece of rope, and the audience cheered his observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (AwI0L)

128 Does Fredo get capped? I can't remember.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (kLDv+)

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Splodey in a boat.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

129 Doesn't play as well on paper. His delivery sealed it but here goes:

::::::::::::

Wrong Way Corrigan, the man who once flew to Ireland by mistake, died
this week at an age of 86. His wife commented: "You know, that was just like him.
He was trying to live".

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (sliVX)

130 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications".

--

Cummings passed away?

Rats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (AwI0L)

131 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.



He apparently had a fatal illness.



TDS is apparently fatal.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (c9LgJ)

132 Personally I always liked "Oriental" better than "Asian" because its more specific. Orient is an archaic term for "east" but Asia is the largest continent on earth spreading from the Ural mountains to the furthest eastern point in Japan. You went from descriptive to "half the planet's land mass" and pretend that's more useful???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (KZzsI)

133 white people can never be on the top of the progressive stack.

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (q177U)

134 so who has the fewest victim status cards to play?


Seems to be hetero, Northern European heritage, Christian, male, conservative American, patriotic, employed, not addicted ... If you have all those traits, they want to kill you. No diversity soup for you.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (Cus5s)

135 You got-a bee onna you 'at!

Posted by: Furio at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (1XNk8)

136 i think its a direct correlation that Cuomo says the N-WORD and then Elijah Cummings died. You could probably report that at ABC

Posted by: Little Brian at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (ZZEwZ)

137 101
It's quite a stretch to claim Italian-Americans still have to deal with
prejudice based on national origin/ethnicity. Especially when the person
saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (RqQOX)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME HOLLYWOOD MADE A SHOW THE DIDN'T GLAMORIZE THE MAFIA OR GUYS THE LIKE FREDO BROTHERS DON'T PLAY UP THEIR "MADE" STATUS LIKE THE ARE ALL IN THE FAMILY WITHOUT A HINT OF IRONY OR SHAME!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (9dzlp)

138 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Q: What caused the plane crash?
A: Gravity
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (aKsyK)


"What did the jumper die from?"

"Deceleration."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

139 Who knew?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

You don't say?

Posted by: zombie FDR at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (QugKX)

140 Wouldn't a good Italian roll his r instead of a hard r?

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (Z1ykJ)

141 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

Rush said he'd been sick for 2 years and was getting around the capitol in a motorized wheelchair.

Who knew?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)


ah, so he probably had cancer then

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (vEIlU)

142 So Andrew and Chris, the sons of a New York governor, are both pathetic, little victims of white privilege. How sad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (+lVUW)

143 Politicians can't even use the first syllable (i.e. "niggardly"). It doesn't even matter what is meant by the speaker. Politics is not rational.
Posted by: Chris M

----

How does anyone play euchre anymore? I mean, if you renege, what do you say?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (Y4EXg)

144 cueball status: inert

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

145
Did Andrew's knees grow when he said it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (zBaqJ)

146 48 33 The irony is most African-Americans in New York won't hold this against them. Leftism is stronger than skin color.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)

Nor should they. It's a nothingburger.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

I agree - it's only Feminized English major University progs (who run every school now) who think Language is just like Magic, because Words are Real, Physical Things, and if you don't believe that, you're a HATER! HATER!!!

Everybody else, especially in the working classes from any race realizes that people talk crap, always have, always will, and it doesn't mean shit when it's just words and you're a pansy assed idiot if you think it does. And imaginative insults based on whatever you can come up with have been around ever since Thag and his buddies were chasing mammoths across the steppes and bitching about those stupid blondies over in the next valley.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (Kpl3J)

147 133 @41

You know who was most responsible for the passage of the '64 voting rights act?


76pct of R's vs 60pct of D's in the House voted for the Act.

82pct of R's vs 69pct of D's in the Senate voted for the act.

Without the Republican party the Act would not have passed.


You're welcome Elijah Cummings, where ever you are.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (Mzkan)

=========

But they switched sides, or something.

Which is why modern Republicans lionized FDR and modern Democrats lionize Calvin Coolidge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)

148 just twiddling through twitter and realized something: Kyrsten Sinema photographs well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (LISuA)

149 Seems to be hetero, Northern European heritage, Christian, male, conservative American, patriotic, employed, not addicted ... If you have all those traits, they want to kill you. No diversity soup for you.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (Cus5s)


You left out "taxpayer."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (YqDXo)

150 Does Fredo get capped? I can't remember.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (kLDv+)

-----

Splodey in a boat.
Posted by: fixerupper

Michael had him strangled while fishing out on Lake Tahoe.
He kept his son from going fishing that day with Uncle Fredo.

It was just business.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

151 He apparently had a fatal illness.


TDS is apparently fatal.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (c9LgJ)



I hope so. It would eliminate a lot of assclowns

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (kw5n8)

152 My my my. The rules really are different for our betters, aren't they?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (TdMsT)

153 N-word, R-word..I dunno...am having a hard time getting worked up. Is that bad?

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (a0IVu)

154 Some nice adds today on AOS made me click

Bikini Women Swim Suit Micro Bikini Set High Cut Swimsuit Beach Wear Summer Push Up Swimwear Bathing Suit Bathers

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (M+Lyo)

155 Michael had him strangled while fishing out on Lake Tahoe.
He kept his son from going fishing that day with Uncle Fredo.

It was just business.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)



No he was shot.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (kw5n8)

156 @10 Wyatt Earp-If you know you're not getting out of the situation alive at least go swinging with insults. Toss up between which scene was better Hopper and Walken or Slater and Oldman.

Posted by: JROD at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (mvp+a)

157 Cuomo is going to the mattresses over this.

Which means he is going to take a nap or something.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (vcOmj)

158 N-word, R-word..I dunno...am having a hard time getting worked up. Is that bad?
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (a0IVu)


Racism is in your DNA, so.......

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Gender fluid? Like dick dribble?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (AoLFQ)

160 Especially when the person
saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.


You can tell how badly the black man is oppressed in America by how no one dares criticize any publicly and they not only are allowed to get away with blatant murder, but can be elected to the highest office in the land twice in a row with massive adulation. The hardship, I tell you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

161 126
Tertiary syphilis. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)

++++++++++++++

Beat me by :: that :: much.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (I2dne)


Tertiary Syphilis? Oh...She's a third cousin once removed. See her once in a while at the piggly wiggly.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (9dzlp)

162 162 Especially when the person
saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.

You can tell how badly the black man is oppressed in America by how no one dares criticize any publicly and they not only are allowed to get away with blatant murder, but can be elected to the highest office in the land twice in a row with massive adulation. The hardship, I tell you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

========

Well, I guess you just don't understand systemic racism.

Of course, no one else does either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (q80AH)

163 I agree - it's only Feminized English major University progs (who run every school now) who think Language is just like Magic, because Words are Real, Physical Things, and if you don't believe that, you're a HATER! HATER!!!

Everybody else, especially in the working classes from any race realizes that people talk crap, always have, always will


Cut off a feminized English major university prog - or indeed, anyone else - in traffic and I'm sure you'll hear some choice commentary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

164 Michael had him strangled while fishing out on Lake Tahoe.
He kept his son from going fishing that day with Uncle Fredo.

It was just business.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)



No he was shot.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (kw5n


When movies/shows/hollywood interpretation of mafia live intermingle.

Fredo or Big Pussy?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

165 I have never heard the term "N**** wops," and there are plenty of people in my extended family who would use either term individually without qualms, and would gleefully add them together if such a thing were real.

Fredo 1.0 is a dimwit.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 17, 2019 01:30 PM (rP4OC)

166 What's this dago going on about?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 01:30 PM (j3npP)

167 It's a whole family of Fredo's!

The chief meatball, Mario, was a beta version of Gaylord who the unfree presstitutes claimed was unbelievably brilliant without ever coming up with a tangible example.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:30 PM (y7DUB)

168 I saw Tertiary Syphilis open for Spewing Pussbags at Arcadia in '92.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

169 Well, I guess you just don't understand systemic racism.

Of course, no one else does either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (q80AH)


There are systems of oppression!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (YqDXo)

170 SOS and POTUS about to talk, says Harris

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (vEIlU)

171 142 Wouldn't a good Italian roll his r instead of a hard r?

Had a lot of straight-from-the-old-country relatives still around when I was young. They did a soft-roll on the r's, more like a soft "d" sound. As my born-in-Italy Grandma said, "The Italians are too laid back to work hard enough to roll it like the Spaniards." Think a sterotypically pronounced word like "moot-za-dell" and that's pretty much the way the real Italians say it. At least in Calabria and Apuglia where my family came from.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (1XNk8)

172 Hard R is code for X

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (ev02w)

173 so who has the fewest victim status cards to play?


Yankee fans

*ducks*

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (786Ro)

174 I'm unclear on the rules. Since Cuomo is only half-Sicilian, does that mean he can only say half of the word, or that he can only say it on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and every other Sunday?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (KUaJL)

175 165 I have never heard the term "N**** wops," and there are plenty of people in my extended family who would use either term individually without qualms, and would gleefully add them together if such a thing were real.


He's attempting to link his victimization to a more successful one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

176 He sounds like the drill sergeant in "Glory"

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (Izzlo)

177 The "w-word" for Italians was used by the NY papers in 1927. Honestly. And used to praise Tony Lazzeri (Yank's 2nd baseman.) They also compared him to Mussolini. It was a compliment.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (ZbwAu)

178 I'm guessing that this is all just to defend himself from when he went nuts over being called Fredo and came off looking like a lunatic.

I'm too lazy to find out if I'm right.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (aXucN)

179 The strange thing is that in the book, Fredo isn't portrayed as being particularly stupid (at least, no dumber than any of the others). He's just weak and more interested in women than family or honor. His dad is really staid and moralistic and finds Fredo's banging two cocktail waitresses at once repugnant. Michael just finds him treacherous, backing someone other than the family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

180 Using the n-word is stupid. So is quoting the Times. So is reading the Times. So is believing anything in the Times.

Maybe Gov. Dumb-Dumb should apologize for all four things.

Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (9vQJW)

181 Oh! He said it again!

Wait! *I* said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!

Posted by: Head knight who until recently said Ni at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (/Sl3Z)

182 Those coolies sure know how to make a watch!

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (vtcmf)

183 I've noticed as I'm getting older I start condensing my screamed profanities. So you'll hear me saying things like shitfucker and damnfuckingshitfucks.

I'm getting too old and tired to spread it out properly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (j3npP)

184 Cummings is dead?

I won't celebrate, but I honestly couldn't give less of a shit. Prayers to his family.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (rP4OC)

185 Watched the last few minutes of a presser a bit ago. They get it wrong and allow the press to throw dumb anti Trump questions out the entire time.

Each question should be covered with one good thing that the President has accomplished.

Day after day, hammer his accomplishments and how it is helping the average American.

Doesn't matter the question. Try to answer it, but attach to it a good message for the President.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (vEIlU)

186 The Fredo Brothers are half Sicilian..... and the other half is New York thin crust.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (9dzlp)

187 Wasn't Fredo shot on the lake by the oarsman? Seems I recall a distant scene with a muted gunshot in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (HaL55)

188 It's quite a stretch to claim Italian-Americans still have to deal with
prejudice based on national origin/ethnicity. Especially when the person
saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM

****

Me ol man used to describe the "No Sailors and No Irish" signs on the beaches and bars when he was younger.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (axyOa)

189 Think a sterotypically pronounced word like "moot-za-dell" and that's pretty much the way the real Italians say it.

----

Yep, in my house too.
Too good not to share: Italian Spelling Bee

https://youtu.be/qcp8rN-YqLw

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (Y4EXg)

190 I had syphilis in my tertiary!

Posted by: Zombie Elija Cummings at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

191 The point of this sort of story isn't to say that he should or should not be held accountable, it's to point out that we know he won't, so it's just another example of the left's selective outrage using such language as a cudgel to silence people they disagree with rather than being objectively bad or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (KUaJL)

192 Cheech & Chong - Beaners!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNR7WJ3SW60

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (Kpl3J)

193 Oh, Pence going to talk too.

2 min warning Harris just received.

just an fyi

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (vEIlU)

194 He sounds like the drill sergeant in "Glory"
Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (Izzlo)

----

No way those lines stay if that movie was made today.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

195 Da-go! Da-ay-ay-go.
Daylight come and he wan' go home.

Posted by: Harry Belafonte at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (q1Pj5)

196
The chief meatball, Mario, was a beta version of Gaylord who the unfree presstitutes claimed was unbelievably brilliant without ever coming up with a tangible example.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Wasn't there that one convention speech which mesmerized the world or something?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (aKsyK)

197 I've noticed as I'm getting older I start condensing my screamed profanities. So you'll hear me saying things like shitfucker and damnfuckingshitfucks.

I'm getting too old and tired to spread it out properly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM


****

This is actually a good idea for those of us who have hit 29...twice.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (axyOa)

198 Think a sterotypically pronounced word like "moot-za-dell" and that's
pretty much the way the real Italians say it. At least in Calabria and
Apuglia where my family came from.


Even lazier, my sicilian in-laws just say mootz

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (nRWPy)

199 BALTIMORE - A government ethics watchdog has filed a complaint with the Internal Revenue Service against a charity run by the wife of Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings.

The complaint was filed on Monday by the National Legal and Policy Center against the Center for Global Policy Solutions, a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization headed by Maya Rockeymoore Cummings, the Congressman's wife.
...

According to the complaint, public tax records show that both entities received millions in health policy grants and contracts from the same groups and organizations, including the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation from 2007 through 2016 and the General Services Administration in 2017.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (c9LgJ)

200 Wasn't Fredo shot on the lake by the oarsman? Seems I recall a distant scene with a muted gunshot in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (HaL55)

----

I coulda swore the boat blows up.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

201 Hard R or surprise A.

Take your pick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (1ISKN)

202 Fredo Squared

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (FiUMj)

203 178 I'm guessing that this is all just to defend himself from when he went nuts over being called Fredo and came off looking like a lunatic.


That was his brother, Fredo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

204 If you want consistency, you'll get plenty of it when you are dead.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (RuIsu)

205 Cheech & Chong - Beaners!!!

Love the cars just in the background (or, foreground) in those old movies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

206 "141 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

Rush said he'd been sick for 2 years and was getting around the capitol in a motorized wheelchair.

Who knew?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

ah, so he probably had cancer then

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (vEIlU) "



AIDS is notorious for dying of "complications", too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (wscsn)

207 US and Turkey came to an agreement. Suspend incursion into certain area for 120 hours, meh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (vEIlU)

208 193 Oh, Pence going to talk too.

2 min warning Harris just received.

just an fyi
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (vEIlU)

Pence is going to talk about his travels with Johnny Quest.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

209 Wasn't Fredo shot on the lake by the oarsman? Seems I recall a distant scene with a muted gunshot in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (HaL55)



Yes, Al Neri went out fishing with him and shot him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (kw5n8)

210 BALTIMORE - A government ethics watchdog has filed a complaint with the Internal Revenue Service against a charity run by the wife of Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings.

The complaint was filed on Monday by the National Legal and Policy Center against the Center for Global Policy Solutions, a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization headed by Maya Rockeymoore Cummings, the Congressman's wife.
...

According to the complaint, public tax records show that both entities received millions in health policy grants and contracts from the same groups and organizations, including the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation from 2007 through 2016 and the General Services Administration in 2017.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (c9LgJ)


This will all go away now that Elijah is dead, right?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

211 He's attempting to link his victimization to a more successful one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

--

Wop, there it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (AwI0L)

212 More:
The similarly named entities shared an address, phone number, projects,
funding sources, and had a cost-sharing arrangement that raises
questions about a "potentially improper financial benefit to Ms. Maya
Rockeymoore Cummings and her husband, Representative Elijah Cummings,"
the complaint asserts.


While his constituency wallows in rat filth.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (c9LgJ)

213 How long will it take for the news to blame Trump for Elijah Cummings death ??? Trump that evil SOB pointed out the fact his district was a Shit-hole and of course that was mean and the cause his departure from mother earth..... Impeach...Impeach...

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (qM84C)

214 I know Saturday Night Live is generally garbage, but this was fairly amusing. A Sesame Street Joker parody: "Grouch."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpak5lFxvs

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (q177U)

215

Kurds can withdraw from safe zone or something like that.

Gives them and others time to get out.

Bring Pence home!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (vEIlU)

216 The dog in The Dam Busters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (oVJmc)

217 179 The strange thing is that in the book, Fredo isn't portrayed as being particularly stupid (at least, no dumber than any of the others). He's just weak and more interested in women than family or honor. His dad is really staid and moralistic and finds Fredo's banging two cocktail waitresses at once repugnant. Michael just finds him treacherous, backing someone other than the family.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)


Fredo's main failing was his lack of situational awareness.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (Fs5vw)

218 .... and NONE of you round eye fuckers DARE call me Oriental.
Posted by: Woke Ass Asians Everywhere at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (8XRCm)



Which is funny because people from the Orient or Far East will refer to most of us as "Westerners".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

Megyn Kelly Returns to Fox, as a Guest on Tucker;
Talks NBC's Sexual Assault Problem

I imagine this is the first step in trying to re-ingratiate herself to FoxNews' audience.

I'm not thrilled about it myself.

She doesn't break any news, but she is an ex-NBC employee questioning the company of covering up for Harvey Weinstein in order to protect Matt Lauer. She insists that NBC needs to hire an "outside investigator" to look into this.

I think that's just more cover for a misbehaving corporation. Even if you hire an external investigator, you're paying the bills for it, and the investigator knows that.

The investigator knows he won't be hired by other companies if he finds too much fault with his client. He can find some small amount of fault, but it must be isolated to a few people, and even there, it must be found to be mostly a matter of appearances or lack of proper due diligence.

Nothing deliberate or willful.

That's what CBS' "outside investigators" found in the RatherGate case. Just what their paymasters wanted, as it coincidentally turns out.

The "outside investigation" into RatherGate pretended doubt as to whether the supposed Bush documents were forged. They were. Buried in the footnotes of the report, their own expert says that the fonts displayed in that document simply did not exist in 1972 and would not exist until the nineties.

The external investigator allowed this fact into a footnote, but was resolute about not letting it effect their conclusions.

Their bought-and-paid-for conclusion was -- as CBS wanted -- "some mistakes were made" but who knows what's real and what's forged so let's drop it and MoveOn.org.

Why NBC's hired investigator would be any tougher on the people signing the checks than CBS' investigator eludes me.

As they mention in the interview, a feminist group is calling on the DNC to cancel its upcoming debate -- hosted by MSNBC -- until NBC demonstrates that it takes sexual harassment and sexual assault seriously.

“The DNC needs to make it clear that they support survivors of sexual abuse and cancel the upcoming 2020 Democratic presidential primary debate on MSNBC until Comcast and NBC News take clear steps to clean up the toxic culture that exists across their networks,” Shaunna Thomas, the co-founder and executive director of UltraViolet Action, said in a statement on Tuesday.

Also, Megyn Kelly herself goes very soft on the question of Anderson Cooper's and Don Lemon's biased debate questions.

Seems she knows who might be signing her future paychecks, too.

That video below. And a video of Chris Hayes (an employee of MSNBC) talking about NBC's cover-up culture.



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1 44

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (M9ntN)

2 7ko7u67hg46

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (M9ntN)

3 rb66k9o

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (M9ntN)

4
I think I've made my point.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (M9ntN)

5 called nood

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (M9ntN)

6 did she come crawling back begging to be relevant again? or is it just a chance to promote her movie, which i'm sure will be "fair and balanced"...

haven't read the content yet.

so top 10

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (8D42x)

7 Megyn Fox is a scowling bag of antlers.

She should bone-tomahawk Megyn McCain for sustenance.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (OR8aV)

8 Sigh. In Early

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (NTkSq)

9 I just realized that if Zombie Elijah Cummings jumps out of his casket at the funeral, he'll look just like Tor Johnson with a tan:

https://tinyurl.com/y4srfqr6

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)

10 Me-Again would have been a better guest on Brazzers....a decade ago.

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (xbWHd)

11 A feminist group is calling for the DNC to not let NBC host the next Dem clown car debate because of their rapey problems. We'll see if that gets any traction.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (ZGrMX)

12 I thought she did well....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (O2RFr)

13 Chris Hayes will be back to selling Hot Dogs in no time.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (VWznU)

14 Unemployment makes the Heart grow fonder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

15 MeAgain or Oh No Yoko?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (/0oGe)

16 9 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)

Or Mr Potato Head on a bender...

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (xbWHd)

17 >>10 Me-Again would have been a better guest on Brazzers....a decade ago. Posted by: sven at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (xbWHd)

Search terms?

"BBC cranky mantis debt"

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (OR8aV)

18 Is that Rachel Maddow's sister?

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (KNsKs)

19 Do politicians never get cremated so they can do the week long funeral tour with the casket?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (Uu+Jp)

20 a) Many (most?) were already done with Fox
b) Why do network suits believe there is pent-up audience demand for Kelly?
c) Why does Fox need another never Trumper?
d) How far up her own arse is Kelly?

Posted by: Patchy at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (I/Pe0)

21 What about that blood in her who knows where?

Is she okay? Is she going to drop dead?

Posted by: torabora...banned from twatter at October 17, 2019 12:06 PM (Y274z)

22 Too many Megyns (Meghans) (Meagans). They need to show us their tits so we can make a decision about which has the correct spelling.

Posted by: Baal Hamon at October 17, 2019 12:07 PM (RD7QR)

23 she seemed really...intense?!?!

definitely a lot of barely-hidden anger - not sure she is directing it accurately tho

she definitely sounded very Ultra Feminist in some parts and very prickly. and then super warm when the topic was "their fellows"

I think TuCa was just "well ok then!"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2019 12:07 PM (Rarvo)

24 Well done Morticia.
Now call nood THEN get first.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 12:07 PM (NTkSq)

25 I'm speaking about my impressions after watching Tucker last night. She annoyed me half the time and then I liked her half the time. Think she's actually smart, but really misguided. She's disillusioned and not sure how to proceed - she wants to be on TV again. That much was VERY clear.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2019 12:08 PM (Rarvo)

26 17 Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (OR8aV)

How to flatback for money and fame while still making 100 no show dollars...
//Me-Again Kelly

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2019 12:08 PM (xbWHd)

27 And like a bad penny, MeAgain shows up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

28 Oh no. Andy Lack doesn't like Chris Hayes, fires Hayes, and Fox hires him to replace Shep.

Do Not Want.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

29

She bumped Dennis Rodman off Tucker's show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 12:08 PM (aKsyK)

30 7 Megyn Fox is a scowling bag of antlers.

She should bone-tomahawk Megyn McCain for sustenance.
Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (OR8aV)


---------

Newsletter please.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:08 PM (jUVms)

31 until NBC demonstrates that it takes sexual harassment and sexual assault seriously.

Are you kidding me? These guys are professionals at it, top of the industry!

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 12:08 PM (xSo9G)

32 The loyalty, it oozes from her like pus

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (sliVX)

33 so, can't watch at work, didn't watch last night, and probably not going to watch her segment when i get home.

was there any mention of the movie coming out about her? and related question, WHY is there a movie coming out about her? how is she relevant? what did she do that was earth shattering?

exit question, kind of interesting it's coming out now, and the tiny clip i saw focused on her "tiff" with then candidate DJT...

curious...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (8D42x)

34 At least masturbating to Fox News won't be so weird any more if she comes back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (h41rK)

35 Could not watch it...I faint at the sight of blood.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (qwrfu)

36 I despise her.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (nRWPy)

37 A feminist group is calling for the DNC to not let NBC host the next Dem
clown car debate because of their rapey problems. We'll see if that
gets any traction.


Matt Lauer will now be the moderator for all the Prog "debates."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (HaL55)

38 >>26 17 Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (OR8aV)

How to flatback for money and fame while still making 100 no show dollars...
//Me-Again KellyPosted by: sven at October 17, 2019 12:08 PM (xbWHd)

"Skip Ad In 5...4...3..."

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (OR8aV)

39 She is still hot and a peter pleaser.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (AoLFQ)

40 Punic deity sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

41 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (sE4m0)

42 Does she show her boobs? If not, what's really the point?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (jUVms)

43 Blondie, you ok there?

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (sliVX)

44 I saw this and was disappoint. I was hoping for dirt. "When I was there people were saying that Matt Lauer wasn't the only one with a rape room".

Instead she just talked about journalistic standards and how an investigation should be undertaken. A lot of air time for little substance. Also, the work she's had done isn't the best work.

Kudos to TuCa for showing Chris Hayes clips two nights in a row in which Hayes calls out his own employer. Kudos also to Hayes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (wzVKm)

45
Chris Hayes might be a little conflicted. He revived the Juanita Broaddrick story in the MSM.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (M9ntN)

46 no matter, I would still participate in a 3 way with MeAgain and AOC

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (FZYNt)

47 Replacement for Shep?

Posted by: davo at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (sMLEE)

48 Her career highlight was beating up Kirsten Power, not exactly an intellectual goldmine herself.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (sliVX)

49 Nice monologue by Chris Hayes. Impressive that he would go against his NBC bosses with this segment.

I did a 'Cntl-F' of the word 'Clinton', but could not find that word uttered in this clip. I guess that there are some powers even Hayes is too afraid to cross.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (iuFgi)

50
Blondie, you ok there?
Posted by: ...

======

gj3u893f0u

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (M9ntN)

51 46 Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (FZYNt)

AOC will be a lot cheaper date when the DNC dumps her after losing the House.

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (xbWHd)

52 >>Matt Lauer wasn't the only one with a rape room".

Al Roker.

It puts the mayo on its skin.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (OR8aV)

53 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

54 At least masturbating to Fox News won't be so weird any more if she comes back.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (h41rK)

better than shep!...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (8D42x)

55 When you watch any of these people and realize they are paid millions, none of them are worth it.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 12:12 PM (U/b2O)

56 Chris is saying this because he's pissed he hasn't been sexually assaulted yet.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

57 New Project Veritas videk on CNN. They say that they've sold themselves to the Devil. Not sure if that's literary or literal.

https://bit.ly/33FCldr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)

58
Now call nood THEN get first.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading

=======

They say it's been done, but I don't believe it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:12 PM (M9ntN)

59 They rapin' errybody up in here!!!!!

Except me.....

*poutyface*

Posted by: Chris Hayes at October 17, 2019 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Matt Lauer wasn't the only one with a rape room".

Al Roker.

It puts the mayo on its skin.
Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (OR8aV)
at least it's not a shart room...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:13 PM (8D42x)

61 ...i did watch tucker when i heard megyn was going to be on.....it was a pretty meh interview....she didn't look comfortable...neither did he....and no hard hitting questions.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 17, 2019 12:13 PM (0O7c5)

62
Chris is saying this because he's pissed he hasn't been sexually assaulted yet.
Posted by: Sponge

=====

omg lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:13 PM (M9ntN)

63 I'm calling bullshit on Hayes' efforts.

That's pure spin by NBC. Get an androgynous NBC mouthpiece to tongue-lash NBC and then act like they got their punishment and everyone can move on.

I don't trust any of these journo assholes. None of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:13 PM (h41rK)

64 Is Fox considering hiring Kelly, or is it possible they have already hired her? I suppose if she was an employee Tucker would have said so, instead of referring to her as an interview subject. That implies "guest" to me. But it wasn't clear.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 12:13 PM (LISuA)

65 Me-Again appears to grovel and be opportunistic at the same time. I guess that's what makes her worth millions.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 12:14 PM (HaL55)

66 They say it's been done, but I don't believe it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
>>
Did it yesterday (day before?), but timestamps shoe same minute for Nood and First (like yours)

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 12:14 PM (NTkSq)

67 We'll secretly replace the fine outside investigators we normally hire with Folger's Crystals. Let's see what happens.

Posted by: NBC Universal at October 17, 2019 12:14 PM (6eEQ+)

68 Replacement for Shep?


Posted by: davo at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (sMLEE)


That midday demographic is a weird one. If what I've seen is any guess, Shep made the grannies happy, and a few wine moms. Not sure Megan is going to go over as well. She had her chance, and chose... poorly.
I for one hope some conservative alt media gets some traction in the next few years and Tucker can jump ship. I know for a fact he's kept on a short leash at Fox - which could be a good thing or a bad thing.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 12:15 PM (Z1ykJ)

69
New Project Veritas videk on CNN. They say that they've sold themselves to the Devil.

There is no devil.

Posted by: Ron Reagan in a tutu at October 17, 2019 12:15 PM (aKsyK)

70 'show' not 'shoe'

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 12:15 PM (NTkSq)

71 Started watching the Chris Hayes video. Stopped after he said that the Republicans ignore all the corruption and abuse of power by Trump.

FUCK YOU, you lying sack of shit. I will give you NO credit for saying anything about anything.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

72 >>65 Me-Again appears to grovel and be opportunistic at the same time. I guess that's what makes her worth millions. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 12:14 PM (HaL55)

Search terms:

"BBC cognitive-dissonance scrawny angry trailer debt pay cheat"

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:15 PM (OR8aV)

73 Megyn Kelly has similarities to Bryce Harper, leaves original team for big $$$, falls flat on face with new team while old team goes on to be more successful without her/her

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 12:15 PM (FZYNt)

74 So the grass isn't greener, eh, Megyn?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (KUaJL)

75 51 46 Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (FZYNt)

AOC will be a lot cheaper date when the DNC dumps her after losing the House.
Posted by: sven at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (xbWHd)

Two glasses of wine and an appetizer ought to do it, and none of this talking about yourself shit.

Posted by: That guy who says it's a goat rope at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

76 >>>7 Megyn Fox is a scowling bag of antlers.


that's a fantastic metaphor. is that new or old?

Posted by: ace the blogger with two thumbs at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (PbpT7)

77 With Shep gone, there's a wide opening for MeAgain...

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (NFEMn)

78 Show canceled on Oct 26, 2018, left NBC Jan 2019, so it depends when her non-compete clause and her NDA money started.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (IMdOQ)

79 Tucker can jump ship. I know for a fact he's kept on a short leash at Fox - which could be a good thing or a bad thing.


He declared open warfare on Shep and one of them is still there.

That's a good thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (wzVKm)

80 "We're hiring you to find out whether we suck."

"OK. I'll get right on it."

Fast forward.

"OK, do we suck?"

"No, although some of you inhale rather deeply."

"Great. Send us your invoice."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (BA9Nh)

81 She's giving off "you are a fucking white male" vibes with that hair.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (sliVX)

82 Youv gotta hand to Meggers

Nobody cultivates the "rode hard and put up wet" look more than her

she wears it well

and the age of Aquarius ring was a nice touch

but the dress, omg, no no no no no

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (zYAKU)

83
I actually agree with Yashar Ali - at least the hotdog salesman has skin in the game, unlike Kelly, who is just swooping in to capitalize on gurl-power grievance, as per usual.

The treacherous scrunt needs to crawl back in her cuckshed and live out her days in the shame and obscurity she's earned.

Feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (AzW6q)

84 Megyn is back?
Showing any décolletage?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (axyOa)

85 OT: I'm listening to a Tom Woods podcast with guest Scott Horton. Horton says with all this impeachment the democrats and the media are throwing at Trump, he should announce that he's pulling our troops out of all present conflicts we are involved in no questions asked. Stick it down the democrat's throats and watch the media go even more batshit insane then they already are. His reelection would be guaranteed. I really wish he would do it. He has nothing left to lose.

Posted by: Augustine at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (BDZWU)

86 Well, Eric Cartman is on LeBron's side.

https://bit.ly/2OT7SV0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)

87 gj3u893f0u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (M9ntN)
Roger that.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (sliVX)

88 People have been calling Coulter a bag of antlers for years.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (wzVKm)

89 I'd still hit that. Screen door, yada yada.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (Fs5vw)

90 at least it's not a shart room...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:13 PM (8D42x)


I shit my pants in the White House and threw my panties away in the bathroom.

SURPRISE cleaning crew!!!!!

Posted by: Al Roker at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Boy.. that Chris Hayes is one brave SOB!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (so+oy)

92
Megan Kelly is scum. She and the other lying whore's at Fox put Roger Ailles in his grave.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (j7i25)

93 Willowed

Blakey was an incredible band leader. Listening to the Messengers live sets you really get an appreciation for his ability to drive each member of the band and coax them into some incredible interplay.

If you have never heard 'Moanin' (Blue Note 4003), check it out.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (VWznU)


I've been a fan of Moanin' for a long long time. I saw Blakey with one of his last groups featuring Bobby Watson and Bill Pierce. Unfortunately his hearing was pretty well gone and he had to have the bass cranked really loud to make sure he was on the beat.

The Jazz Messengers were a training ground for talented young musicians and Blakey developed them well with each version having its unique personality. Blakey's drumming helped my early appreciation of Monk on The Black Lion Sessions.

If you ever get a chance, listen to the complete Herbie Nichols recordings on Blue Note. Blakey drums on the earlier sessions and Roach on the latter. I'm interested in your reaction.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:18 PM (y7DUB)

94 Megan Fox is a bag of something, but it's not antlers.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:18 PM (oZ6kz)

95 'show' not 'shoe'

No, you had it right the first time.

Posted by: Ed Sullivan at October 17, 2019 12:18 PM (cfSLd)

96 >>that's a fantastic metaphor. is that new or old?
Posted by: ace the blogger with two thumbs at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (PbpT7)

Somewhat old. "Like fucking a bag of antlers" came from fuckedcompany dot com, a site that mocked the crushing of milllenial-era startups. I added "scowling."

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:18 PM (OR8aV)

97 Youv gotta hand to Meggers

Nobody cultivates the "rode hard and put up wet" look more than her

she wears it well

and the age of Aquarius ring was a nice touch

but the dress, omg, no no no no no


Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM



****

She puts the GYN in Megyn.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 12:19 PM (axyOa)

98 If only they knew people who could investigate then report it as news.

They could call them something like "investigative reporters".

I know, crazy talk.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 17, 2019 12:19 PM (IB4Xr)

99 "What did your independent investigation find?"

"That depends - are your terms due on receipt or Net 30?"

"Net 30."

"You guys are clean as a whistle!"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)

100 What I see: Tucker interviewing MeAgain


What I Think: Fox is very worried that their NeverTrumper lineup is driving away viewers and they'll be the next CNN. Better hire back that smoke show everyone liked to look at.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:19 PM (h41rK)

101 Megan Kelly is scum. She and the other lying whore's at Fox put Roger Ailles in his grave.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (j7i25)


That other whore would be Cleveland's own Retchin' Carlson.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:20 PM (y7DUB)

102 A feminist group is calling for the DNC to not let NBC host the next Dem clown car debate because of their rapey problems. We'll see if that gets any traction.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 12:04 PM (ZGrMX)


Taxpayers should do the same thing, and a forteriori for the same reason.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 12:20 PM (BA9Nh)

103 Who was she related to that qualified her to be president read news on TV?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 12:20 PM (AwI0L)

104 What I Think: Fox is very worried that their NeverTrumper lineup is driving away viewers and they'll be the next CNN. Better hire back that smoke show everyone liked to look at.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:19 PM (h41rK)

I'd rather see Lara Logan on Fox than MeAgain. Again.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 17, 2019 12:20 PM (iuFgi)

105 Meghan McCain is not a bag of antlers.

Meghan McCain is a bag of proofing dough.

It is written.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:20 PM (OR8aV)

106 fuckedcompany dot com, a site that mocked the crushing of milllenial-era startups


Oh fuckedcompany was a hoot way before there were millenials.

I was at a major dot.com when the dot.coms started imploding around Y2K and the gossip on the site was vicious. And accurate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (wzVKm)

107 Me Again goes to the Zucker News Network, and Chris Hayes goes to FOX News, replacing Shemp?

Posted by: mercenary13 at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (+VjxJ)

108
Julie Banderas also turned on Roger Ailles.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (j7i25)

109 davo: "Replacement for Shep?"

Aha! Very observant.

NeverTrump? Check.
Open timeslot? Check.
Can read a teleprompter? Check.
Has an opinion? Check.
Knows pancake? Check.
Discount contract? Check.
Did I mention NeverTrump? Check.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (6eEQ+)

110 I'm surprised with all the drummer talk no one mentioned Stuart Copeland.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Well, Eric Cartman is on LeBron's side.

https://bit.ly/2OT7SV0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


All the SouthPark kitsch is made in China so....

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:22 PM (sE4m0)

112 >>Oh fuckedcompany was a hoot way before there were millenials.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (wzVKm)

"Millenial-era."

You get an F.

Kneel.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:22 PM (OR8aV)

113 I was told there would be no Latin on this blog.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

114 All the SouthPark kitsch is made in China so....
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:22 PM (sE4m0)


They've pretty much been showing China their taint since this whole thing started, it should be known.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Well, Eric Cartman is on LeBron's side.

https://bit.ly/2OT7SV0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I wonder how they'd feel if Trump started censoring them?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:23 PM (sE4m0)

116 >>113 I was told there would be no Latin on this blog. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

Veni, vidi, vici.

I came, I caught, I cankered.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (OR8aV)

117 "All the SouthPark kitsch is made in China so....
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:22 PM (sE4m0)'

It would be almost impossible to have no entanglement with China as a business. I'm not upset at companies for dealing with Chinese goods, I'm upset that they're groveling hypocrites.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)

118 Speaking of Roger Ailes, does anyone know if any progress has been made on his kid's plan to sue the fuck out of Rupert and his worthless spawn or was that a heat of the moment empty pledge?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (y7DUB)

119 110 I'm surprised with all the drummer talk no one mentioned Stuart Copeland.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

My favorite thing he did was have "Fuck, You, You, Cunts" written on his drum skins in big black letters.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (SUJyY)

120 Hayes has to beat on PDT and the repubs on the way to criticizing NBC?

Sorry, turned it off then - it negates any good points he may have made.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (Y4EXg)

121 I'd hit it.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (9BwCj)

122 Julie Banderas also turned on Roger Ailles.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (j7i25)


ANTONIO BANDERAS!!!!!

Posted by: Two Stupid Tourists at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

123 If we could only get Kathie Lee to do political commentary...

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (OR8aV)

124 > Al Roker.

> It puts the mayo on its skin.

Mr. Roker can do things with a FryDaddy and a crockpot full of sausage gravy that you wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Al Roker's Intern at October 17, 2019 12:25 PM (Do2h6)

125 Romney Republicans

-
The Club For Growth is not on the Romney band wagon.

News: Club for Growth going up with TV ads calling Romney a "Democrat secret asset" who is "'plotting to take down President Trump with impeachment"

. . . .

"Slick, slippery, stealthy: Mitt Romney had us fooled. Posing as Republican, he tried to infiltrate Trump's administration as Secretary of State," says the commercial, referring to the president's past consideration of Romney to be his secretary of state.

"Now his cover's blown - exposed by news reports as a Democrat secret asset," the ad's narrator says. "Sources say Romney's plotting to take down President Trump with impeachment."

The commercial concludes with a call to action.

"Tell Romney, quit colluding with Democrats on impeachment," the narrator says, as the senator's office phone number flashes on the screen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)

126 Hayes has to beat on PDT and the repubs on the way to criticizing NBC?

Sorry, turned it off then - it negates any good points he may have made.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (Y4EXg)


See my comment @71. Same sentiment.

Posted by: Two Stupid Tourists at October 17, 2019 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

127 I will say one thing positive about Meagain. I've watched Fox 2016 election coverage about 4 times now. She got a lot of heat for her sad look when they announced Trump won. But in fairness she and everyone on the coverage had realized and accepted that Trump would win for 2 hours at least and she was pressuring the decision desk to call something. She was not acting morose prior to the official call.

Still a grifting whore, but that one criticism of her isn't fair.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 17, 2019 12:26 PM (IB4Xr)

128 He declared open warfare on Shep and one of them is still there.

That's a good thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 12:16 PM (wzVKm)

-------

That's a good point. Tucker was really honest about Shep and called him out which I guess was a big no-no with Ailes(?). Well, he's dead anyway so...

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:26 PM (jUVms)

129 Shit.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

130 125 Romney Republicans

-
The Club For Growth is not on the Romney band wagon.

News: Club for Growth going up with TV ads calling Romney a "Democrat secret asset" who is "'plotting to take down President Trump with impeachment"

. . . .

"Slick, slippery, stealthy: Mitt Romney had us fooled. Posing as Republican, he tried to infiltrate Trump's administration as Secretary of State," says the commercial, referring to the president's past consideration of Romney to be his secretary of state.

"Now his cover's blown - exposed by news reports as a Democrat secret asset," the ad's narrator says. "Sources say Romney's plotting to take down President Trump with impeachment."

The commercial concludes with a call to action.

"Tell Romney, quit colluding with Democrats on impeachment," the narrator says, as the senator's office phone number flashes on the screen.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)

Seems plausible to me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 12:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

131 It would be almost impossible to have no entanglement with China as a business. I'm not upset at companies for dealing with Chinese goods, I'm upset that they're groveling hypocrites.
Posted by: Broseidon


Lot of other countries with slave labor they could use. Vietnam. Thailand. Malaysia.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:26 PM (sE4m0)

132 If we could only get Kathie Lee to do political commentary...
Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:24 PM (OR8aV

topless preferable...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:27 PM (8D42x)

133 Romney ad:

Deepfake Romney's mug onto the salesman on the cover of Don Henley's album "Actual Miles."

(Audio): "He's selling. Are you buying?"

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:27 PM (OR8aV)

134
topless preferable...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:27 PM (8D42x)


The scars may be a bit off-putting.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

135 "the path of least resistance, like the republicans take when confronted by the bile, bigotry, rank corruption and abuse of power... of trump".

that's the world the dems and msm live in. it's how they justify any means necessary to e.liminate trump. and it's all nonsense. i get it, and don't get it, because none of it is true. it's a fabrication. to paraphrase barbara tuchman describing why the arabs continuously lose against israel, she described them as building sand castles in the air and living in them, while the israeli's were realists. let's hope trump and us remain realists and we'll watch this impeachment sand castle crumble like the others.

Posted by: mjc at October 17, 2019 12:27 PM (Pg+x7)

136 > "Tell Romney, quit colluding with Democrats on impeachment"

I want them to come right out and say that both Mutt and Fuckstain McCain threw their respective elections to TFG.

Because we all know that's what happened, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (Do2h6)

137 Well that Club for Growth ad is interesting. CFG is still tightly coupled to Toomey.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (IB4Xr)

138 Eric Cartman, not known for his enlightened positions, may be on LeBron's side but the guys who make South Park are not.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

139 126 Hayes has to beat on PDT and the repubs on the way to criticizing NBC?


On first glance I thought you said beat off PDT.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

140 OT, here's something to liven up your day. In 1983 newsstands (they still had them then) offered a parody of TV Guide called Not Quite TV Guide. This blogger has a big sample of the kind of insanity it offered, like a multi-page listing for SCTV:

https://tinyurl.com/y3rll7j3

(Warning: Do not read at work if you are not alone. People will think you are doing happy drugs.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (ClOmq)

141 I wonder if Megyn's departure from NBC has an agreement to stay radio silent for a year or so. But she concocted that hit job on Trump for the "fair and balanced" debate, so yeah, she is scum.


Megyn tries to frame her attack on NBC (get a private investigator out of house) as "look how objective I am", but her two hours with Michelle Fields talking of her terrible abuse (lie) showed she has a political agenda. Hopefully FOX does not take her back ...


Megyn got her $69M, why not retire and spend time with the kids? Doesn't fit the feminist mold maybe.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (Cus5s)

142 "Lot of other countries with slave labor they could use. Vietnam. Thailand. Malaysia.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:26 PM (sE4m0)"

Do you know for sure they're not using any of those countries? Lots of places started sourcing outside of China due to tariffs.

I also doubt Matt and Trey have much to do with the South Park toys and merch that get made.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:29 PM (oZ6kz)

143 Ailes hiring Shemp was a rare head scratcher...

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:29 PM (y7DUB)

144 Even if you hire an external investigator, you're paying the bills for it, and the investigator knows that.


Is that bad? Should we not have done that?

Posted by: Crowdstrike, proud to work with Debbie Wasserman Schultz at October 17, 2019 12:29 PM (786Ro)

145 Megyn is still hot.

Posted by: Dudley Smith at October 17, 2019 12:30 PM (acl3b)

146 I want them to come right out and say that both Mutt and Fuckstain McCain threw their respective elections to TFG.

Because we all know that's what happened, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (Do2h6


Well the Horde knows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:30 PM (h41rK)

147 I want them to come right out and say that both Mutt and Fuckstain McCain threw their respective elections to TFG.

Because we all know that's what happened, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

and Harry Reid diddled little boys

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (FZYNt)

148 Shep got the job because he was really good with his mouth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (h41rK)

149 I want them to come right out and say that both Mutt and Fuckstain McCain threw their respective elections to TFG.

Because we all know that's what happened, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (Do2h6)


Pretty much, but I've come to grips that we were better off with them losing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (y7DUB)

150
Megyn got her $69M, why not retire and spend time with the kids? Doesn't fit the feminist mold maybe.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (Cus5s)

--------

Yes, cuck "right-wingers" love money above everything else.

But their ego and self___ as reflected by social standing pulls a close second.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (AzW6q)

151 Methinks these fellows do not worship at Gaias altar with Greta. And they have forgotten more about Gaia than pinch face will EVER know.
https://tinyurl.com/yx9cnefs

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (AoLFQ)

152 Megyn is back?
Showing any decolletage?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 12:17 PM (axyOa)


Megyn Kelly is to decolletage as Brie Larsen is to ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (BA9Nh)

153 So we're not calling MeAgain "Aryan Fury" anymore, Ace?

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (/Njku)

154 topless preferable...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:27 PM (8D42x)

The scars may be a bit off-putting.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

what scars?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (8D42x)

155 you would think with $69mil Megyn could get a decent rack

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (FZYNt)

156 Mitt Romney had us fooled. Posing as Republican,

-------

It's our own fault. Shit, he practically started Obamacare as Governor. He was telegraphing supporting stupid shit constantly. We (I embarrassingly was one of the worst) thought he would somehow be a rock solid conservative. We were dumbasses and our votes are now disgusting like a dirty, cheap, whore-no offense to dirty, cheap whores.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (jUVms)

157 Finally got my power back on after 14 hours. Checked my email and the 1st one in my inbox was from National Grid telling me they had detected a power outage in my area and they were assessing the problem and would get back to me with an estimate when it would be up.

That was helpful.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (ZLI7S)

158 I want them to come right out and say that both Mutt and Fuckstain McCain threw their respective elections to TFG.

Because we all know that's what happened, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (Do2h6


Well the Horde knows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:33 PM (sE4m0)

159 151 Methinks these fellows do not worship at Gaias altar with Greta. And they have forgotten more about Gaia than pinch face will EVER know.
https://tinyurl.com/yx9cnefs
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (AoLFQ)

My favorite is the London commuters pulling Extinction Rebellion protesters down off the roof of subway trains. Probably while yelling "Get off the fookin' train ya wankers!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

160 The Shadow knows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:34 PM (+y/Ru)

161 There are plenty of women who I can look at who don't have a haughty disdain for me, because of my political views. And since I'm not Jonah Goldberg or Bill Krystol, and don't get off on the shame, I don't really see the point in ogling over someone like Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 12:34 PM (KUaJL)

162 I love her short haircut.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)

163 158 Finally got my power back on after 14 hours. Checked my email and the 1st one in my inbox was from National Grid telling me they had detected a power outage in my area and they were assessing the problem and would get back to me with an estimate when it would be up.

That was helpful.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (ZLI7S


Phone goes out.

Phone comes back. 1 new voicemail.


ATT calling to let you know your phone line is down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:34 PM (h41rK)

164 what scars?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (8D42x)


Kathy Lee? I'm quite sure she's had lots of work done.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Chris Hayes will be back to SUCKING Hot Dogs in no time.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (VWznU)
........

minor edit

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

166 I got nuthin...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:35 PM (q80AH)

167 Since I don't watch Fox they can hire her. It makes no difference to me.

Posted by: Galil at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (Pzzpr)

168 illiniwek: "Megyn got her $69M, why not retire and spend time with the kids? Doesn't fit the feminist mold maybe."

Addicted to attention.

Any time away from focus is a measured response to evaluate how best to get back into better focus. She was forced away from the spotlight. Now it's time recalculate the way to get back in. The TuCa appearance was the first step up a well-worn ladder.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (6eEQ+)

169 It's our own fault. Shit, he practically started Obamacare as Governor. He was telegraphing supporting stupid shit constantly. We (I embarrassingly was one of the worst) thought he would somehow be a rock solid conservative. We were dumbasses and our votes are now disgusting like a dirty, cheap, whore-no offense to dirty, cheap whores.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (jUVms)


We didn't choose Romney...the fucking MEDIA did. We just ate the shit sandwich with no choice.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

170 a position is openat FOX now: Shlep Smith's

Posted by: jb at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (xCDVT)

171 136 > . . . I want them to come right out and say that both Mutt and Fuckstain McCain threw their respective elections to TFG.

Because we all know that's what happened, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
____________

McCain threw the 2008 election simply by being John McCain.

How many McCain funeral services are scheduled this weekend?

Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (9vQJW)

172 That guy Chris looks just like that other guy, Rachel.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

173 Mitt Romney had us fooled. Posing as Republican,

-------

It's our own fault. Shit, he practically started Obamacare as Governor. He was telegraphing supporting stupid shit constantly. We (I embarrassingly was one of the worst) thought he would somehow be a rock solid conservative. We were dumbasses and our votes are now disgusting like a dirty, cheap, whore-no offense to dirty, cheap whores.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (jUVms)


I don't think anyone here, except maybe ChemJeff, Hollowhead and AmishDude, were fooled so much as the GOPe Top Men threw in with that empty suited Cheshire Cat Smile and everyone else was starved for cash.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (y7DUB)

174
Heh.

Kelly is such a draw that even an AoS thread about her slows to a crawl at 150 comments.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (AzW6q)

175 McCain actually did throw his election to Obama, of that I'm certain.

Mitt Romney just listened to his advisers and consultants--and it was THEY who had agreed to take a dive for Obama....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (NFEMn)

176 170 It's our own fault. Shit, he practically started Obamacare as Governor. He was telegraphing supporting stupid shit constantly. We (I embarrassingly was one of the worst) thought he would somehow be a rock solid conservative. We were dumbasses and our votes are now disgusting like a dirty, cheap, whore-no offense to dirty, cheap whores.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (jUVms)

We didn't choose Romney...the fucking MEDIA did. We just ate the shit sandwich with no choice.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)


============

I[/i} voted for Rick Perry...after he had dropped out of the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (q80AH)

177 173 That guy Chris looks just like that other guy, Rachel.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (Ed8Zd)


Conversely, that chick Rachel looks like that chick Chris.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (h41rK)

178 Black Kojack is dead?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

179 That guy Chris looks just like that other guy, Rachel.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (Ed8Zd)


Isn't he his sister?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

180 I've never gotten the attraction to Megyn Kelly. If she was your waitress at the airport Chili's, you wouldn't even give her a second look.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

181 176 McCain actually did throw his election to Obama, of that I'm certain.

Mitt Romney just listened to his advisers and consultants--and it was THEY who had agreed to take a dive for Obama....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (NFEMn)

==========

Who made the decision to hold off on Obama after the first debate? I read that the decision came from Romney himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (q80AH)

182 McCain threw the 2008 election simply by being John McCain.

-
He had been practicing his whole life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

183 I like this method of investigation. When I do bad things from now on, I'll just hire someone to declare that mistakes were made but I'm a mostly righteous dude. As near as I can tell, that's also how FBI investigations work for Democrats. Pretty sweet deal really.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (rRNhi)

184 "Megyn got her $69M, why not retire and spend time with the kids?

Reading stuff for an hour a day in front of TV cameras. Is that so grueling that you'd ever need to retire?

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (Ry8mf)

185 175
Heh.

Kelly is such a draw that even an AoS thread about her slows to a crawl at 150 comments.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (AzW6q)

Everyone else is either off googling her tits or an 'ette.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

186
Who made the decision to hold off on Obama after the first debate? I read that the decision came from Romney himself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (q80AH)

-------

I recall the same, but can't remember where I read it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (AzW6q)

187 shep is not worthy to carry shemps jock. don't disparage shemp like that. shemp at least had a talent, and morals.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (KP5rU)

188 We didn't choose Romney...the fucking MEDIA did. We just ate the shit sandwich with no choice.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

-------

Can't disagree with you. The RNC also chose that POS. McCain too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (jUVms)

189 what scars?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (8D42x)

Kathy Lee? I'm quite sure she's had lots of work done.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

IDK, my understanding is she's never worn a bra and thus her firm "positioning" is pretty much all natural.

I would still like to test this theory in person and depth...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (8D42x)

190 Finally got my power back on after 14 hours. Checked my email and the 1st one in my inbox was from National Grid telling me they had detected a power outage in my area and they were assessing the problem and would get back to me with an estimate when it would be up.

That was helpful.
Posted by: JackStraw

----

Heh. In a similar vein - The help line at work asked you to call the help line to report when it was broken.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (Y4EXg)

191 137 Well that Club for Growth ad is interesting. CFG is still tightly coupled to Toomey.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (IB4Xr)



The CFG are still goo-goo-for-globalism and "Free trade" (sic), but on other issues they are all right.

They are smart enough to take the Republican rank and file seriously, and they are also smart enough to know that if Trump Republicans do not win, The Demunists win and all is lost.

They may not be fully happy with Trump, but they are *not* NeverTrump.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (ujg0T)

192 >>159 Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:33 PM (sE4m0)

Je me souviens

Posted by: Quebec Licence Plate at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (O6DoG)

193 How long will it be until she is reduced to doing milf porn?

Posted by: JROD at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (mvp+a)

194 The treacherous scrunt needs to crawl back in her cuckshed and live out her days in the shame and obscurity she's earned.
_______________

This.

Screw her. She made her choice, she should have to live with it. I'm not interested in watching her on any channel. Hire a real conservative for a change.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (k4dH2)

195 "All In My Ass" with Chris Hayes.

Posted by: Producer Perv at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (4Eo4+)

196 Romney got the one two punch of 'anti-woman' and 'mean to dogs'.

He was afraid of the 'mean to gay black men' label so he mailed it in instead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (h41rK)

197 What MeAgain needs is some hot iron. Or surprise anal.

I'm somewhat confused as to which.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (Fs5vw)

198 illiniwek: "Megyn got her $69M, why not retire and spend time with the kids? Doesn't fit the feminist mold maybe."

Addicted to attention.

***
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17,


A big chunk of that $69 million went to her agent(s) and lawyers, another 1/2 to taxes, probably leaving her with $20 million or so - which is borderline not enough to live another 40 years in the lifestyle to which she and her family have become accustomed.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

199 Trump should tell Mueller to grab his shinebox and investigate NBC.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (DuZls)

200 179 Black Kojack is dead?
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

Who hates you baby?

Posted by: Black Kojack at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

201 Everyone else is either off googling her tits or an 'ette.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (RD7QR)


The photoshops out there are friggin hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

202 Pelosi is dead to The Movement.

Even these fcuking idiots know that when you have to put on your middle school girl act and exit stage left you got exactly .....

NOTHING,

Pelosi best back up the UHaul and fill it full of government liquor and head West --while Trump is feeling merciful.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (qwrfu)

203 Trump should tell Mueller to grab his shinebox and investigate NBC.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (DuZls)
++++++++++++
TRUMP ONLY KNOWS ABOUT GRABBING PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: I Just Can't Even at October 17, 2019 12:41 PM (I2dne)

204 "How long will it be until she is reduced to doing milf porn?"

Negative three months.

Posted by: I'm Ready for My Closeup, Mr. Jeremy at October 17, 2019 12:41 PM (4Eo4+)

205 I see Megyn traded in her slutty biker chic halter tops for Vegas high roller cocktail waitress dresses.
If Fox hires her back they are truly stupid. Her entire MO is provocative dress and messaging until some dolt makes a comment and then she sues the employer . She has gotten incredibly rich doing that why stop now.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 12:41 PM (hrQ04)

206 113
I was told there would be no Latin on this blog.

when i punch it into translate.google.com, it tells me "language detected -- corsican".

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2019 12:41 PM (sGtp+)

207 Trump should tell Mueller to grab his shinebox and investigate NBC.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (DuZls)


Why isn't the NY AG looking into all of these allegations? I mean, most of the occurrences were in the state, right?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

208 170 It's our own fault. Shit, he practically started Obamacare as Governor. He was telegraphing supporting stupid shit constantly. We (I embarrassingly was one of the worst) thought he would somehow be a rock solid conservative. We were dumbasses and our votes are now disgusting like a dirty, cheap, whore-no offense to dirty, cheap whores.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (jUVms)

We didn't choose Romney...the fucking MEDIA did. We just ate the shit sandwich with no choice.
Posted by: Sponge
___________

Gingrich, for all his flaws, blazed the trail of callling out the media for its treachery, stupidity, and leftwing bias. His mocking of them was the only highlight of the 2012 campaign.

The base loved finally having someone willing to fight back instead of rolling over and playing nice.

Trump noticed.

Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (9vQJW)

209 I love calling in to National Grid about a power outage only to get a robo-voice telling me to log in online for updates on my power outage. Ummm

We installed a whole house generator. Now when the power is out, I am no longer losing food in the fridge/freezer, without heat/air conditioning, and whenever the electric comes back on, it comes back on.

Posted by: Ann at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (/Av19)

210 when i punch it into translate.google.com, it tells me "language detected -- corsican".
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2019 12:41 PM (sGtp+)


The Corsican Brothers was a funny movie.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

211 Seriously? We now have people pining for Kathy Lee Gifford???

There's like 5 celebrity women in their 60's that are still hot, and she ain't one of them.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (oZ6kz)

212 151 Methinks these fellows do not worship at Gaias altar with Greta. And they have forgotten more about Gaia than pinch face will EVER know.
https://tinyurl.com/yx9cnefs
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (AoLFQ)


What? Tractors can go off road? What will they think of next?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (BA9Nh)

213 I didn't watch the Chris Hayes video, have never seen his show or heard his voice. Only know him from Ace's mockery.

Nevertheless, let it be entered into the record: Chris Hayes makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (786Ro)

214 I've never gotten the attraction to Megyn Kelly. If she was your waitress at the airport Chili's, you wouldn't even give her a second look.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

She's very pretty and has great skin and shiny teeth. The middle aged hairdo is bad tho.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

215 If Fox is looking for eye candy that will draw ratings, they should just hire one of those twitch.tv girls who play video games badly for donations with the implication that if you donate enough money to her she'll show you her cooch.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (KUaJL)

216 Captain Hate: "Pretty much, but I've come to grips that we were better off with them losing."

Yeah, we were going to come out losers either way. One way of losing or another way of losing was not going to disguise the pit we were going to enter.

However, the sharp swing Left DID get us all "woke" and no one but Trump could have done that. The Globalist March at the hands of GOP-endorsed nation-building under McCain or bank-building under Romney would have smothered us more quietly.

Their losses ultimately give America better chance.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 12:43 PM (6eEQ+)

217 You know, I wish all of Western Europe would stop fucking around and declare all farming illegal and have a mandatory farmland buyback then turn it all into a national wildlife preserve and ban any trespassing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 12:43 PM (AoLFQ)

218 Seriously? We now have people pining for Kathy Lee Gifford???

There's like 5 celebrity women in their 60's that are still hot, and she ain't one of them.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (oZ6kz)

Zombie Chef would like a word.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 17, 2019 12:43 PM (xPJvm)

219 I love calling in to National Grid about a power outage only to get a robo-voice telling me to log in online for updates on my power outage. Ummm

Posted by: Ann at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (/Av19)
++++++++++++++
I call the phone company. I press the button for, "DSL or other internet access problem" and then get told to check for an outage in my area by going online.

The people who designed that IVR system also designed the CA voter roll "maintenance" scheme.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:43 PM (I2dne)

220 Instead she just talked about journalistic standards



Like extrapolating a verbal feud with f-ing Rosie O'Donnell (who started it) as an "attack" on wymen??? THOSE kinds of "journalistic standard?"

Spare me Meagain Dresses-Like-Whore

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 12:44 PM (nRWPy)

221 "If Fox is looking for eye candy that will draw ratings, they should just hire one of those twitch.tv girls who play video games badly for donations with the implication that if you donate enough money to her she'll show you her cooch.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (KUaJL)"

Get the cute one with Tourette's - those will be some fun broadcasts.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:44 PM (oZ6kz)

222 My favorite is the London commuters pulling Extinction Rebellion protesters down off the roof of subway trains. Probably while yelling "Get off the fookin' train ya wankers!"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


Thanks. Best youtubes I've seen in a while. At the beginning commuters are throwing garbage at the protesters. These little, douchebag protesters aren't necessarily representative of the city of London. I love it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 12:44 PM (+lVUW)

223 Me-again lost me when she cut her hair.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 12:44 PM (mpXpK)

224 did she get up and shake her ass on TV again?

that white chick has some MOVES!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 12:44 PM (FZYNt)

225 Mulvaney announcing G7 will be held at Doral next summer. I can hear the emoluments shrieking from here.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 12:45 PM (hrQ04)

226 Who made the decision to hold off on Obama after the first debate? I read that the decision came from Romney himself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:38 PM (q80AH)

I could believe that too.

I think McCain really wanted to be president , but after the Palin explosion, they got to him and said, "John, you gotta take the a dive. She's uncontrollable", and being the good Deep Stater who always was, McCain did so and even said, "WE have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency".

Now I know what he meant by "WE"--and it wasnt US.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:45 PM (NFEMn)

227 Can't we just put this all behind us?

Posted by: Matt Plauer at October 17, 2019 12:45 PM (vtcmf)

228 Kathy Lee Gifford?

She's had so much work done to her face she's unrecognizable.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 12:45 PM (nRWPy)

229 If Fox is looking for eye candy that will draw ratings, they should just hire one of those twitch.tv girls who play video games badly for donations with the implication that if you donate enough money to her she'll show you her cooch.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (KUaJL)
++++++++++
Or some of the dark-haired beauties of indeterminate race that read the news semi-professionally on OAN. They have the hawt and know how to read news reasonably well. It would also put paid to the notion that TV newsreaders are "journalists." That is one group that has seriously trumped up their own importance and qualification...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:45 PM (I2dne)

230 She insists that NBC needs to hire an "outside investigator" to look into this.


========



"We're tanned, rested, ready, and still not hanged!"


-- Messrs. Comey, McCabe, Rosenstein, Weissman, Mueller, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)

231 218 You know, I wish all of Western Europe would stop fucking around and declare all farming illegal and have a mandatory farmland buyback then turn it all into a national wildlife preserve and ban any trespassing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 12:43 PM (AoLFQ)

Right? Maybe then we could sell them all our corn and stop making ethanol to ruin my engine with.

Posted by: Black Kojack at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

232 Kathie Lee Gifford looks she had twelve botched cosmetic surgeries.

Posted by: Fright Night at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (4Eo4+)

233 I call the phone company. I press the button for, "DSL or other internet access problem" and then get told to check for an outage in my area by going online.

The people who designed that IVR system also designed the CA voter roll "maintenance" scheme.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:43 PM (I2dne)

SMH No one with any common sense is ever in charge of these systems.

Posted by: Ann at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (/Av19)

234 169 illiniwek: "Megyn got her $69M, why not retire and spend time with the kids? Doesn't fit the feminist mold maybe."

Addicted to attention.


Media people have a lot in common with politicians.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (+lVUW)

235 Gingrich, for all his flaws, blazed the trail of callling out the media for its treachery, stupidity, and leftwing bias. His mocking of them was the only highlight of the 2012 campaign.

The base loved finally having someone willing to fight back instead of rolling over and playing nice.

Trump noticed.
Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (9vQJW)


I voted for Noot in the primary but he was so starved for cash the crew of the USS Cuck were openly mocking him, giving an early heads up on what bought and sold piles of shit they were. I still self flagellate for voting for Mutt in the general election and not leaving it blank.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (y7DUB)

236
she seemed really...intense?!?!

definitely a lot of barely-hidden anger - not sure she is directing it accurately tho

she definitely sounded very Ultra Feminist in some parts and very prickly. and then super warm when the topic was "their fellows"

I think TuCa was just "well ok then!"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2019 12:07 PM (Rarvo)








MeAgain has always been angry. Years ago, she used to direct it towards the commies, so we all thought she was on our side (me too, I thought it was magnificent). Then there were these cracks in the facade, when she started going all "angry mommy", and then of course, when she went all NeverTrump and latched on to the #metoo movement.

Anger anger anger has always been her MO, which is why she tanked as a happy happy joy joy morning anchor at NBC. It was out of character, and obviously so.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (veoSD)

237 Pelosi best back up the UHaul and fill it full of government liquor and head West --while Trump is feeling merciful.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 17, 2019 12:40 PM (qwrfu)
........

Did any of the concerned reporters at her presser this morning ask her what she's doing about her district, which is full of hobos, shit, and hypodermic needles?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

238 Of all the smokeshows FOX ever hired, no one was hotter than Julie Banderas.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (NFEMn)

239 Heh. In a similar vein - The help line at work asked you to call the help line to report when it was broken.

Top. Men.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (Y4EXg)


I received the California query re voting: if you didn't get this, please contact us to tell us so.

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (BA9Nh)

240 There's no need to get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Matt Plauer at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (vtcmf)

241 Posted by: Fright Night at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (4Eo4+)


Evidently her much younger squeeze hasn't noticed.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (DJFLF)

242 I saw a billboard on the interstate outside of Atlanta warning people of the dangers of text messaging while driving. At the bottom?

"TEXT 49372 FOR MORE INFO"

No joke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (AwI0L)

243 Kathie Lee Gifford looks she had twelve botched cosmetic surgeries.

Posted by: Fright Night at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (4Eo4+)
.........

Even Takl dumped her.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

244 I'm also lost as to why people think Kelly is attractive. She has the same personality as one of those chicks who decides to sell Scentsy or Arbonne or some other chick product and goes off the deep end and alienates her entire social circle with her new maximum Amway approach to life.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (rRNhi)

245 I saw a billboard on the interstate outside of Atlanta warning people of the dangers of text messaging while driving. At the bottom?

"TEXT 49372 FOR MORE INFO"

No joke.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (AwI0L)
++++++++
Had to have been on purpose, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (I2dne)

246 233 Kathie Lee Gifford looks she had twelve botched cosmetic surgeries.
Posted by: Fright Night

ahem!

Posted by: Tara Reid at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (FZYNt)

247 181 I've never gotten the attraction to Megyn Kelly. If she was your waitress at the airport Chili's, you wouldn't even give her a second look.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019


*
*

Oh, I'd give her more than one look. Especially since most of the waitresses around here look more like Nell Carter in Who's the Boss?. The problem with Megyn is that she'd be insulted that you looked, and even more insulted that you left too small a tip.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2019 12:48 PM (ClOmq)

248 MeAgain has always been angry. Years ago, she used to direct it towards the commies, so we all thought she was on our side (me too, I thought it was magnificent). Then there were these cracks in the facade, when she started going all "angry mommy", and then of course, when she went all NeverTrump and latched on to the #metoo movement.

Elizabeth Warren/Megyn Kelly 2020.

We'll make the country into the most correct HOA you ever saw!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 12:48 PM (BA9Nh)

249 Gingrich, for all his flaws, blazed the trail of callling out the media for its treachery, stupidity, and leftwing bias. His mocking of them was the only highlight of the 2012 campaign.

The base loved finally having someone willing to fight back instead of rolling over and playing nice.

Trump noticed.
Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (9vQJW)

I voted for Noot in the primary but he was so starved for cash the crew of the USS Cuck were openly mocking him, giving an early heads up on what bought and sold piles of shit they were. I still self flagellate for voting for Mutt in the general election and not leaving it blank.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (y7DUB)

In many ways, Newt was sort of the proto-Trump.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 12:48 PM (KUaJL)

250
Even Takl dumped her.
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)


Because she can't move her face and it's getting harder and harder for her to form words with her mouth.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

251 I saw a billboard on the interstate outside of Atlanta warning people of the dangers of text messaging while driving. At the bottom?

"TEXT 49372 FOR MORE INFO"

No joke.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (AwI0L)


Top. Men.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (aS1PU)

252 I'm also lost as to why people think Kelly is attractive. She has the same personality as one of those chicks who decides to sell Scentsy or Arbonne or some other chick product and goes off the deep end and alienates her entire social circle with her new maximum Amway approach to life.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (rRNhi)
++++++++++++
Pretend you know nothing of her - that "airport waitress" comment above. In that context, she's a one. I would do a bit of ogling while she brought me a club sandwich.

Too bad I do know more than nothing of her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (I2dne)

253 Their losses ultimately give America better chance.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 12:43 PM (6eEQ+)


Exactly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (y7DUB)

254 I still find it amazing that after Trump accused his immediate predecessor of hindering his quest for the Presidency--IN THE MIDDLE OF A PRESS CONFERENCE--not one reporter in a room full of them--bothered to ask him what he meant.

Actually, it's not amazing--it's a big fat TELL.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (NFEMn)

255 And there it is, my email from National Grid telling me my power is on.

Truly, the best and brightest. Maybe I'll toss in a tip on my next bill.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

256 A long time ago and in a land far away, I used to really like Me-Again and thought of her as a tough, smart cookie.

She took her growing fame and became increasingly arrogant and unwatchable. I really don't care what her "thoughts" are and her opinion of NBC or on anything else.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (oiNtH)

257 McCain threw the 2008 election simply by being John McCain.

How many McCain funeral services are scheduled this weekend?
Posted by: Furious George


True. I don't believe he lost deliberately. I think he really was THAT incompetent. He'd spent decades milking the war hero stuff, and believed that that was enough to get him elected president.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 12:50 PM (+lVUW)

258 255 I still find it amazing that after Trump accused his immediate predecessor of hindering his quest for the Presidency--IN THE MIDDLE OF A PRESS CONFERENCE--not one reporter in a room full of them--bothered to ask him what he meant.

Actually, it's not amazing--it's a big fat TELL.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (NFEMn)

=========

"If we ignore it, it doesn't happen."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:50 PM (q80AH)

259 She's still hot, at the age of 48. What can I say? Part of me is still 19 years old.

Posted by: Monty James at October 17, 2019 12:51 PM (Zqz9o)

260 She could probably get another interview with Putin if she promises to wear a bustier, crotchless panties and stilettos again.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 12:51 PM (nRWPy)

261 I still find it amazing that after Trump accused his immediate predecessor of hindering his quest for the Presidency--IN THE MIDDLE OF A PRESS CONFERENCE--not one reporter in a room full of them--bothered to ask him what he meant.

Actually, it's not amazing--it's a big fat TELL.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (NFEMn)
++++++++++++
Sadly, I think the Press might be learning. They know that if they follow up on that point, they (and the American people) will get an earful about it and then the onion-peeling will begin.

I suspect most of the WH press pool doesn't know anything about what Obama did (largely because they don't want to) but have learned to recognize danger signs. I think they're in "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" mode when it comes to everything before Trump and they have learned to just shut up and never, ever ask.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:51 PM (I2dne)

262 @245 bear-Its true she isn't all that, doesn't really pass my boner test and being 48 she's too old for a 51 year old like myself to date.

Posted by: JROD at October 17, 2019 12:51 PM (mvp+a)

263
Or some of the dark-haired beauties of indeterminate race that read the news semi-professionally on OAN. They have the hawt and know how to read news reasonably well. It would also put paid to the notion that TV newsreaders are "journalists." That is one group that has seriously trumped up their own importance and qualification...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:45 PM (I2dne)

-------

Lilia. Fifield. Teh hawt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:51 PM (AzW6q)

264 I'm ready to come pouring out Mr. DeMille.

Posted by: MeAgain Eye Blood at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (pw+jk)

265 Not that we're voting on this, but I have less interest in the mis-adventures of Me-Again than I do in the fame whoring empire of the Kardashians.

Posted by: Downcast at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (T5amO)

266 We all love parades and surprises.

Posted by: Matt Plauer at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (vtcmf)

267 Megyn not attractive?
As another Moron once said: id hit that so hard the one who pulled me out would be the next king of England.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (AoLFQ)

268 MeAgain's crawling on her belly begging for the spotlight again, because, she's an attention whore at heart.The "prickliness" Ace picked up on was the surface manifestation of a self-hating addict desperate for a fix who nevertheless will do anything for that fix. Her drug is attention and she's desperate for it. It sure as hell ain't because of money, she suckered NBC out of a lifetime in the Hampton's worth. Oh, and the soft take on CNN's shenanigans? My guess she still wants to leave that door open. She doesn't get that she's tainted and they're just not into her. Sad...

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (o3+fQ)

269 Just went to read J.J.'s Morning Report and saw that Trump had Elijah Cummings murdered. /

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (WqPYg)

270 Press demanding to know how we can be assured Trump is not profiting from the use of Doral for G7.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (hrQ04)

271 As the words Trump was speaking trailed off, you could see the assembled reporters glitching as their minds spoke in unison, "...Claimed without evidence, claimed without evidence, claimed without evidence...."
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 17, 2019 12:51 PM (Mzkan)

Right.

But none of them even bothered asking him for any.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (NFEMn)

272
I still find it amazing that after Trump accused his immediate predecessor of hindering his quest for the Presidency--IN THE MIDDLE OF A PRESS CONFERENCE--not one reporter in a room full of them--bothered to ask him what he meant.

Actually, it's not amazing--it's a big fat TELL.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:49 PM (NFEMn)

-------

I don't think it's a coincidence that Chuck Todd recently and loudly signalled that the media has a duty to not report about Trump's accusations against Dems.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:53 PM (AzW6q)

273 I watched Tucker last night and thought Kelley did well.

Then again, I've never watched an entire episode of her old FOX show. I'm just not into television in general and especially the bleached blondes that inevitably find their way to FOX.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 17, 2019 12:53 PM (nvMvs)

274 as for the hot or not discussion, some of us are pigs. if we see a female we want to see her naked. there is a peg for every hole, and some of us would put our pegs in any hole.

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 12:53 PM (FZYNt)

275 As another Moron once said: id hit that so hard the one who pulled me out would be the next king of England.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 12:52 PM (AoLFQ)
++++++++
Now *that* is evocative. I will be filing it away for future use. No attribution will be made.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:53 PM (I2dne)

276 274 I don't think it's a coincidence that Chuck Todd recently and loudly signalled that the media has a duty to not report about Trump's accusations against Dems.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:53 PM (AzW6q)

========

"IG Report? If we don't report on a report, it's not a report."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:53 PM (q80AH)

277 The perfect replacement for Shep...

Posted by: mr wolf at October 17, 2019 12:53 PM (Mxv9c)

278 See, the girl YD posted (Fifield) is a head turner. I'd notice her regardless of what the setting was.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:54 PM (oZ6kz)

279 What? Tractors can go off road? What will they think of next?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (BA9Nh)

And what's this nonsense about regulating nitrogen output? Do they not know that the Earth's atmosphere is 80% nitrogen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 12:54 PM (QugKX)

280 Seriously? We now have people pining for Kathy Lee Gifford???

There's like 5 celebrity women in their 60's that are still hot, and she ain't one of them.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (oZ6kz)

Who's on your list?

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

281 See, the girl YD posted (Fifield) is a head turner. I'd notice her regardless of what the setting was.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:54 PM (oZ6kz)
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Fifield sometimes has the early morning shift. When I tune for headlines on OAN before work, that fine looking lass sure is decent to see first thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (I2dne)

282 Sadly, I think the Press might be learning. They know that if they follow up on that point, they (and the American people) will get an earful about it and then the onion-peeling will begin.

I suspect most of the WH press pool doesn't know anything about what Obama did (largely because they don't want to) but have learned to recognize danger signs. I think they're in "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" mode when it comes to everything before Trump and they have learned to just shut up and never, ever ask.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:51 PM (I2dne)

Yes.
That's what I meant by calling it a big fat "tell."

A lot of these dolts know more than they let on. Why do you think Chuck Todd REALLY went off the deep end?
He KNOWS.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (NFEMn)

283 Did anyone miss this bint during her absence?

I didn't think so. Let's move on.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (j3npP)

284 Who?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (jYnPD)

285 The first time I saw that King Arthur comment was the "berry my dick" meme, where it was supposedly said by a boy who was at most 13 or 14.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (oZ6kz)

286 I watched Tucker last night and thought Kelley did well.


She explained her lying bitch evilness to your satisfaction?

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (nRWPy)

287 Yeah, some penis were inserted into some holes for which there was not always explicit consent ... but what does "consent" really mean anyways? It's just like words man.

And "coverup" is just another word with no defined meaning ... ah, outside of dictionaries that is .. but this is the REAL world, man! Not a dictionary world.

In this real world Trump and the NRA are out there doing, like, all these bad things, man, and you want to get all caught up in whether or not all of NBC's high level executives were raping their employees? Have some priorities will you!

Posted by: NBC's Outside Guy at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (hdzef)

288 I'd hit that so hard that her proctologist's pager would go off.

Posted by: Matt Plauer at October 17, 2019 12:56 PM (vtcmf)

289 The clean up on aisle nine exercise this morning that the NY Times, Axios, Politico and other lefty/Never Trumper outfits are executing would never had have been necessary if the presser that Nan and Chucky Cheese had arranged after the Trump meeting had been cancelled - but because they just can't help themselves.

The pre-arranged presser was suppose to serve the Dems purpose of suggesting they came to offer help to a struggling WH but the fool wouldn't listen...but when Trump trolled their phony efforts, these supposed grown-ups lost their minds, pitch an ugly fit, then went out to the cameras and, still in full hysteria, proceeded to display to millions of Americans just what lunatics look like a meal time at the local insane asylum.

So, today, the Lefty Media has their collective mops out, trying to pick up the slop that Nancy left them, trying to suggest it was Trump who lost it! - despite what your lying eyes saw at that presser.

Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 12:56 PM (32YRo)

290 Gingrich, for all his flaws, blazed the trail of callling out the media for its treachery, stupidity, and leftwing bias. His mocking of them was the only highlight of the 2012 campaign.

The base loved finally having someone willing to fight back instead of rolling over and playing nice.

Trump noticed.
Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2019 12:42 PM (9vQJW)

I voted for Noot in the primary but he was so starved for cash the crew of the USS Cuck were openly mocking him, giving an early heads up on what bought and sold piles of shit they were. I still self flagellate for voting for Mutt in the general election and not leaving it blank.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:46 PM (y7DUB)


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National Review was dead to me after that. They can (and probably will) go the way of the Weekly Standard FWIW.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2019 12:56 PM (o3+fQ)

291 284
Yes.
That's what I meant by calling it a big fat "tell."

A lot of these dolts know more than they let on. Why do you think Chuck Todd REALLY went off the deep end?
He KNOWS.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (NFEMn)

==========

And they've probably known for years. They're so cozy with federal Democrats, they probably knew concurrently with the actions in question.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:56 PM (q80AH)

292 A lot of these dolts know more than they let on. Why do you think Chuck Todd REALLY went off the deep end?
He KNOWS.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (NFEMn)
++++++++++
Oh, for sure - he's more than high enough to know. Probably participated. Everyone who knows will obfuscate and cover up. Anyone who doesn't know will shut up and never ask.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 12:56 PM (I2dne)

293 True. I don't believe he lost deliberately. I think he really was THAT incompetent. He'd spent decades milking the war hero stuff, and believed that that was enough to get him elected president.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 12:50 PM (+lVUW)


McCain vs. Kerry. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 12:57 PM (YqDXo)

294 "Who's on your list?
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 12:55 PM (Ed8Zd)"

Elvira, Katey Sagal, Jane Seymour...Racquel Welch was definitely hot in her 60's, she's 79 now, she looks great for that age but it's very hard to pull off "hot" at damn near 80.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)

295 Pressitute just asked if Mulvaney will show documents explaining how they arrived at using Doral for G7 so public knows this is above board.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (hrQ04)

296 What's Monica Bellucci up to these days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (AwI0L)

297 I tuned in expecting Kelly to be contrite and with a greater recognition of the swamp. Didn't really see any change in attitude. She said her eyes were opened, but then wouldn't join Tucker in calling out the dishonesty of CNN. Also wouldn't really join Chris Hayes in condemning NBC. I don't know, it was weird. She didn't seem changed in my eyes.

Posted by: matty at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (zQA40)

298 Elvira, Katey Sagal, Jane Seymour...Racquel Welch was definitely hot in her 60's, she's 79 now, she looks great for that age but it's very hard to pull off "hot" at damn near 80.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)

----

Dude.... you'd hit Betty White. Admit it.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

299 Megyn made some cash and cleaned herself up well and presents herself as very fuckable.

But she still dances like a whitebread invalid.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (kLDv+)

300 >>Seriously? We now have people pining for Kathy Lee Gifford???

I'd Takl it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)

301 299 What's Monica Bellucci up to these days?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (AwI0L)

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Meaningless small parts in James Bond movies?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (q80AH)

302 Fox needs to go down to Mexico and hire some of their weather girls for news readers.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (mpXpK)

303 "He can find some small amount of fault, but it must be isolated to a few people, and even there, it must be found to be mostly a matter of appearances or lack of proper due diligence."

You just described the IG Report.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 12:59 PM (H8QX8)

304 Seriously? We now have people pining for Kathy Lee Gifford???

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Seriously knot.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

305 Dude.... you'd hit Betty White. Admit it.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

She seems like she would be pretty fun in the sack.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 12:59 PM (jYnPD)

306 "Dude.... you'd hit Betty White. Admit it.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)"

Once she turns 100, sure!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:59 PM (oZ6kz)

307 OT, Trump posted a pic of the scene outside the rally center in Dallas..I can't believe the amount of people already there!

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 12:59 PM (a0IVu)

308
I'm ready to come pouring out Mr. DeMille.
Posted by: MeAgain Eye Blood


You're my kind of babe, babe!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 12:59 PM (aKsyK)

309 Pressitute just asked if Mulvaney will show documents explaining how they arrived at using Doral for G7 so public knows this is above board.
========

Actually, as part of the "public," I don't give a shit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 17, 2019 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

310 Finally got my power back on after 14 hours. Checked my email and the 1st one in my inbox was from National Grid telling me they had detected a power outage in my area and they were assessing the problem and would get back to me with an estimate when it would be up.

That was helpful.
Posted by: JackStraw

----

Heh. In a similar vein - The help line at work asked you to call the help line to report when it was broken.

Top. Men.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 12:39 PM (Y4EXg)

one of the shipyards here had all helpdesk routed via email. which worked ok until you got locked out of your classified computer. then they would EMAIL you on the classified server, that the new password was available for pickup...

TOP MEN

#IncompetencyCenter

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (8D42x)

311 Pressitute just asked if Mulvaney will show documents explaining how they arrived at using Doral for G7 so public knows this is above board.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (hrQ04)
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We ranked all premium domestic resorts in two dimensions. The first was appropriateness for the event. The second was the probability that its selection would piss you off. We then selected the property that maximized both conditions.

Posted by: Mick Mulvaney at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (I2dne)

312 Meaningless small parts in James Bond movies?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (q80AH)

--

Good. I haven't seen her since the Matrix, but I don't watch many movies.

Homina homina. I suspect she's aged very well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (AwI0L)

313 Latest outrage. Trump's Doral to host next years G-7 Summit.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (G0vdT)

314 And they've probably known for years. They're so cozy with federal Democrats, they probably knew concurrently with the actions in question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 12:56 PM (q80AH)

I think some might have know a little, but they were in denial.
Something must have come out recently and now they can't deny it, so they are going nuts.
Shep may have quit so he wouldn't have to report it

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (NFEMn)

315 Only long in the tooth celeb I'd consider bang worthy is Elizabeth Hurley at 54.

Posted by: JROD at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (mvp+a)

316 Elvira counts as two because she's hot in costume and hot as her natural redhead self.

Though it would mean getting Tom Jones's sloppy thousandths.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (oZ6kz)

317 Elvira, Katey Sagal, Jane Seymour...Racquel Welch was definitely hot in her 60's, she's 79 now, she looks great for that age but it's very hard to pull off "hot" at damn near 80.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)

I think Christie Brinkley is in her 60s

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (Izzlo)

318 Chris Hayes looks like a parody of someone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (E+OcO)

319 And what's this nonsense about regulating nitrogen output? Do they not know that the Earth's atmosphere is 80% nitrogen?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 12:54 PM (QugKX)


We need programs to sequester nitrogen. It's for the children! We'll make the earth's atmosphere pure oxygen. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

320 Don't see the attraction. She thought she would knock Trump out of the race with that first debate.

She is a nasty woman who is now seeking some sort of relevancy in today's world.

Go away you disgusting hag. Just go away.

Oh, and LOLGF.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (/rsCS)

321 317
I think some might have know a little, but they were in denial.
Something must have come out recently and now they can't deny it, so they are going nuts.
Shep may have quit so he wouldn't have to report it
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (NFEMn)

=========

You know what's been floated around for about a month?

The FISA IG Report.

You know what started about a month ago?

This latest impeachment craze.

Completely unrelated, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (q80AH)

322 Elvira counts as two because she's hot in costume and hot as her natural redhead self.

Though it would mean getting Tom Jones's sloppy thousandths.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (oZ6kz)

That's not unusual

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (Izzlo)

323 If course she went soft on the biases debate questions. You don't want to go making an accusation when you know you are guilty of it yourself and are likely hoping to do it again.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (kqrs1)

324 Jay Rosen, journalism professor at NYU, got nailed in Tucer's opening last night, for stupidly arguing journalists shouldn't ask E. Warren to explain things that might make people inclined to support Republicans. Real journalists, says Rosen, hides news bad for socialism and its advocates.

It wasn't noted (and it should have been a major point) but Rosen works for Pierre Omidyar's "media company", First Look Media. So his views on what is appropriate for news people are automatically the views of the Cuckshed scumbags. Bill Kristol is currently trying to figure out how to pretzel his morality claims into supporting this bullshit. French doesn't care: he'll write whatever they pay him for.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (LISuA)

325 We need programs to sequester nitrogen. It's for the children! We'll make the earth's atmosphere pure oxygen. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)
+++++++++++++
Only if you pronounce it "seh-KES-ter"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (I2dne)

326 Elvira, Katey Sagal, Jane Seymour...Racquel Welch was definitely hot in her 60's, she's 79 now, she looks great for that age but it's very hard to pull off "hot" at damn near 80.
Posted by: Broseidon



Grandma!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (MjyI6)

327 Fox needs to go down to Mexico and hire some of their weather girls for news readers.
Posted by: Vic

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They wouldn't even have to learn English. We'd watch them anyway.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (Y4EXg)

328 Thanks. Best youtubes I've seen in a while. At the beginning commuters are throwing garbage at the protesters. These little, douchebag protesters aren't necessarily representative of the city of London. I love it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 12:44 PM (+lVUW)


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It gets better. There is twitter video of the people of the town watching the news of them pulling down the assholes and the WHOLE crowd cheers.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (jUVms)

329 >>Seriously? We now have people pining for Kathy Lee Gifford???

I'd Takl it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)
..........

That might stop her from dancing and singing around her living room while drinking wine.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

330 Has anyone accused Trump of having Cummings killed yet? I mean, it's past noon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (oVJmc)

331 321
Chris Hayes looks like a parody of someone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (E+OcO)

Ever seen her and Richard Maddow in the same room?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (jYnPD)

332 Ann-Margret

all fucking day

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (FZYNt)

333 316 Latest outrage...
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (G0vdT)

That no one in America gives a shit about except these psychos.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (H8QX8)

334
#IncompetencyCenter
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Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

335 Has anyone accused Trump of having Cummings killed yet? I mean, it's past noon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++++++++
@271

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (I2dne)

336 Tom Jones and the Art of Noise did an excellent Tom Jones cover of Prince's "Kiss"

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5uZQFOfMSfY

"Think I better dance now!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (AwI0L)

337

CNBC and Bloomberg are having the vapors. The 2020 G7 summit will be at Donald Trump's Doral property. Hold on tight the world is about to end

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (kw5n8)

338 George HW Bush was a long time member of Sea Islamd resort and used the resort for a G7 meeting during his presidency. I do not remember all the caterwauling over it. Unlike Trump HW was also taking a presidential salary.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (hrQ04)

339 333 Has anyone accused Trump of having Cummings killed yet? I mean, it's past noon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:02 PM (oVJmc)

==========

I imagine that Democratic Underground is filled with people conspiracy theorizing that Trump had Cummings killed because Cummings was just getting too close to the truth about Russian Collusion.

"I don't believe in God, but I'm gonna pray that He protects Adam Schiff. His life is in danger!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)

340 319 Elvira counts as two because she's hot in costume and hot as her natural redhead self.

Though it would mean getting Tom Jones's sloppy thousandths.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:00 PM (oZ6kz)

Wait--Tom Jones plumbed Elvira's mysteries? DAMN that guy is a boss.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

341 OT, Trump posted a pic of the scene outside the rally center in Dallas..I can't believe the amount of people already there!
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 12:59 PM (a0IVu)

I wish I were!!

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 01:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

342 Chris is saying this because he's pissed he hasn't been sexually assaulted yet.
Posted by: Sponge


Surprise anal? Really?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:04 PM (vcOmj)

343 Tom Jones and the Art of Noise did an excellent Tom Jones cover of Prince's "Kiss"

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5uZQFOfMSfY

"Think I better dance now!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (AwI0L)
+++++++++++++++
I'll raise you Tom Jones and the Cardigans covering "Burning Down the House" by the Talking Heads:
https://youtu.be/iYuldgIOelY

Plus, Nina Persson has plenty of hotness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (I2dne)

344 We need programs to sequester nitrogen. It's for the children! We'll make the earth's atmosphere pure oxygen. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

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Jeesus Fucking Christ.


The atmosphere is already 65% Nitrogen naturally.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

345 I tuned in expecting Kelly to be contrite and with a
greater recognition of the swamp. Didn't really see any change in
attitude. She said her eyes were opened, but then wouldn't join Tucker
in calling out the dishonesty of CNN. Also wouldn't really join Chris
Hayes in condemning NBC. I don't know, it was weird. She didn't seem
changed in my eyes.

Posted by: matty at October 17, 2019 12:58 PM (zQA40)


That was my take too. No contrition at all and as a matter of fact she gave credence to the trumped up Ukraine charges, saying she was open to them.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (68SQp)

346 CNBC and Bloomberg are having the vapors. The 2020 G7 summit will be at Donald Trump's Doral property. Hold on tight the world is about to end
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (kw5n

I know he gets off on it, but why even give them the opening?

Unless he's gonna foot the bill.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (NFEMn)

347 "Wait--Tom Jones plumbed Elvira's mysteries? DAMN that guy is a boss.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)"

Took her virginity.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)

348 Jeesus Fucking Christ.


The atmosphere is already 65% Nitrogen naturally.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++++
But if it becomes 65.0000000000000000001%, the world will end everyone will die!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM (I2dne)

349
She wants Shep's spot at Fox, but goes easy on CNN because she's up for bids.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM (AzW6q)

350
Wait--Tom Jones plumbed Elvira's mysteries? DAMN that guy is a boss.



Yeah, but she still screams out 'Englebert!' during sex.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

351 Black Kojack sucked lollipops. Really good at it, too.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

352 The atmosphere is already 6580% Nitrogen naturally.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (8XRCm)


Wait - who else knows this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

353 Ann-Margret

all fucking day
Posted by: Rick

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Sir, you have the words in the wrong order.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM (Y4EXg)

354 And what's this nonsense about regulating nitrogen output? Do they not know that the Earth's atmosphere is 80% nitrogen?

They have to mean nitrogen from fertilizer into the water. Because nobody is that stupid. Ok, nobody should be that stupid.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:07 PM (gHCnG)

355 this is the scene in Revenge Of The Nerds where the Greek Council is asked to investigate the Alpha Beta attack on the nerd house, so they appoint.... the Alpha Beta President and his cheerleader girlfriend.

that sham was played for chuckles. clownworld, honkity hoooonnnk

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 01:07 PM (3IWnq)

356 The atmosphere is already 65% Nitrogen naturally.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (8XRCm)


See, our program to reduce the atmospheric nitrogen partial pressure is working already!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

357 As they mention in the interview, a feminist group is calling on the DNC to cancel its upcoming debate -- hosted by MSNBC -- until NBC demonstrates that it takes sexual harassment and sexual assault seriously.


Oh, they take it very seriously. No mere amateurs, they.
Professionals like few others, in fact. Know anyone else with rape buttons for their door built in to the desks?

That's serious commitment.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 17, 2019 01:07 PM (z79tQ)

358 The atmosphere is already 6580% Nitrogen naturally.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

Wait - who else knows this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

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65

80

Meh .... I guessed and posted in anger. Its a fuckton of inert gas in any event.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

359
Who does a gall have to blow to get back on this network??

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (rXie1)

360 Thank goodness I don't have to keep track of Viagra prescriptions anymore.

Posted by: Maya Rockeymoore Cummings at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (BRpqW)

361 Got Nitro?

Posted by: planet earth at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (tH5fk)

362 The atmosphere is already 65% Nitrogen naturally.

79% N, 20% O, and I think Argon, believe it or not, is in third place.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (gHCnG)

363 I voted for Noot in the primary but he was so starved for cash the crew of the USS Cuck were openly mocking him, giving an early heads up on what bought and sold piles of shit they were. I still self flagellate for voting for Mutt in the general election and not leaving it blank.

--

You're not alone. I voted for Newt in the primary too, just because he shivved the media.

As for the Rombley self-flagellating, I think many of us have some backside scars over that one.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (JoUsr)

364 Imagine the media having to report that not only was Trump right ll along, but Obama is the lying scumbag who used the intelligence --and other--agencies to SPY on the other party's candidate?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (NFEMn)

365 True. I don't believe he lost deliberately. I think he really was THAT incompetent. He'd spent decades milking the war hero stuff, and believed that that was enough to get him elected president.
Posted by: nerdygirl


He had spent years being "maverick" and shitting on his own party, and had made besties with the New Media guys (He was always on Chrissie Matthews show).
And he was MOST surprised (because he was dumb and arrogant) when he ran against Chocolate Jesus Obama and they savaged him as......a Nazi/Hitler/baby killer.

Because that's what the Media has done for years to Republicans, maverick or not.
Then, after McClown lost, they made all nice to him again, because they still wanted him to be Asshole Maverick to other Republicans.
And because he had a big ego and a little brane, of course he did. Brane.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (vcOmj)

366 They have to mean nitrogen from fertilizer into the water.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:07 PM (gHCnG)


I'm sure they do. But fixed nitrogen is what plants crave! Even more than electrolytes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (YqDXo)

367 Who does a gall have to blow to get back on this network??
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (rXie1)
++++++++++
If you make the rounds to the entire horde, you'll get an interview.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (I2dne)

368


I hearing about someone named Elijah Cummings who died. He was the epitome of civility, decency, a real model citizen. Is this Elijah Cummings who died somehow related to the congressman Elijah Cummings?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (kw5n8)

369 Wait--Tom Jones plumbed Elvira's mysteries? DAMN that guy is a boss.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)"

Took her virginity.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)

Interesting.

I'd add Cheryl Ladd and maybe Jacquelyn Smith to the list.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

370 Megyn looked good all "dolled up", but would need to see her on the sand volleyball court, or see how she handles the sails in a brisk wind with rolling seas. I bet she's awkward and incapable ... would be demanding calm seas so she could sip her wine and nibble on cheese.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (Cus5s)

371 cummings was admired across the political spectrum. must be true, mish just said it. that fucking turtle really annoys me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (KP5rU)

372 367 Imagine the media having to report that not only was Trump right ll along, but Obama is the lying scumbag who used the intelligence --and other--agencies to SPY on the other party's candidate?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (NFEMn)

===========

"We cannot believe that AG Barr is pursuing a fact free conspiracy theory of Obama's actions. We have truly entered banana republic territory."
-The NYT, burning papers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (q80AH)

373 Nitric Oxide is what makes dicks go up, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (NFEMn)

374 "I'm sure they do. But fixed nitrogen is what plants crave! Even more than electrolytes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:09 PM (YqDXo)"

If we don't break the Nitrogen in the first place we won't have to fix it!

Posted by: AOC at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)

375 did Me Again say anything about Lemon giving random dudes unsolicited dirty sanchez?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (3IWnq)

376 I'd fuck Megyn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (yRAFu)

377 Mulvaney is bludgeoning the press.
I like that guy!
Not in a gay way.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (DB16e)

378 Now I remember why I hate these stupid WH pressers. Stupid people asking stupid questions while at the same time pretending they are super plugged into how government works.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (ZLI7S)

379 I see the whole 'don't speak ill of the dead' thing is going on w/ the congress critters.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (a0IVu)

380 They have to mean nitrogen from fertilizer into the water. Because nobody is that stupid. Ok, nobody should be that stupid.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:07 PM (gHCnG)

Yes. Probably refers to nitrates from fertilizer. Which may or may not be a local problem. But it's the same brand of stupid as labeling CO2 as "carbon pollution". CO2 =/= carbon, and N =/= NO3

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (QugKX)

381 OMG trump said something about Cummings! Orangemanbad!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (bPVFb)

382 So are they gonna have a two week funeral for Kojack of Color?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

383 79% N, 20% O, and I think Argon, believe it or not, is in third place.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (gHCnG)


No love for water vapor? Now THERE'S a greenhouse gas par excellence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (YqDXo)

384 Mulvaney needs to cut this presser short. They're getting to him.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (Fs5vw)

385 Mulvaney is bludgeoning the press.
I like that guy!
Not in a gay way.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (DB16e)
+++++++++++++
Mulvaney might be the ultimate bureaucrat. And somehow, in his case, I don't mean it as an insult.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (I2dne)

386 Brinkley is in her 60's as well, yeah, she belongs on that list. It takes pretty crazy good genetics.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (oZ6kz)

387
And what's this nonsense about regulating nitrogen output? Do they not know that the Earth's atmosphere is 80% nitrogen?

They have to mean nitrogen from fertilizer into the water. Because nobody is that stupid. Ok, nobody should be that stupid.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:07 PM (gHCnG)






Funny part is that the nitrogen for those eeeeevil chemical fertilizers is distilled from air in the first place.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (veoSD)

388 Doral is a weird choice. It's located about a half mile from the Miami airport runways, surrounded by warehouses and busy local commercial streets. Always wondered why anyone would go to stay there nowadays, despite the old-time famous golf name.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (LISuA)

389 Nitric Oxide is what makes dicks go up, right?
Posted by: JoeF.

It can do that when you get old and the old capillaries need a power assist. Why you take Arginine, etc.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (vcOmj)

390 Nood don't call me woppy

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (AwI0L)

391 They have to mean nitrogen from fertilizer into the water. Because nobody is that stupid. Ok, nobody should be that stupid.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:07 PM (gHCnG)

----

Oh.... thats just fucking great.


They already took phosphates out of your fertilizer, as if you just legislate the biology out of plant nutrition.

Lets get rid of Nitrogen too.... That way we I fertilze my lawn IM JUST DUMPING OVERPRICED BAGS OF FUCKING SAND ON IT AND WISHING GAIA TO MAKE IT GREEN.

Stupid stupid fucking retards.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

392 Mulvaney 2024!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (bPVFb)

393 379 I'd fuck Megyn.
Posted by: Puddin Head

I believe we established there would be a line

NO CUTS!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (FZYNt)

394 Nood

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (68SQp)

395 I see the whole 'don't speak ill of the dead' thing is going on w/ the congress critters.
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (a0IVu)

------

When I say Elijah Cummings was a corrupt ratfucker, I'm speaking ill of the alive. He's not corrupt or doing anymore ratfucking, anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (AzW6q)

396 Argon, believe it or not, is in third place.


Well, it was kind of a shitty movie. Aflack sucked.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (rXie1)

397 oops, Kojak, not Kojack.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

398 79% N, 20% O, and I think Argon, believe it or not, is in third place.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:08 PM (gHCnG)

Yep. That's about right. Argon is just shy of 1%, if I remember, and CO2 concentration is so small it's measured in parts per million.

To get enough to achieve any real greenhouse effect, you'd need numbers in at least the single-digit percentages. IE, CO2 would have to displace Argon as third and be catching up with Oxygen for second.

That's not going to happen, and the alarmists know it, they just prey on ignorance and fear.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (J+mig)

399 Yes. Probably refers to nitrates from fertilizer. Which may or may not be a local problem. But it's the same brand of stupid as labeling CO2 as "carbon pollution". CO2 =/= carbon, and N =/= NO3
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (QugKX)


Yep. It's like idiots talking about "chrome" in water. As if there bumpers from old cars in the water supply.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

400 389 Brinkley is in her 60's as well, yeah, she belongs on that list. It takes pretty crazy good genetics.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (oZ6kz)


-------

Or Botox, fillers and Ultherapy (skin tightener) which she advertises for.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (jUVms)

401 Me-Again would have been a better guest on Brazzers....a decade ago.

Awe come on! I think she can still pull it off.

Posted by: Paladin at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (3IOdT)

402 No love for water vapor? Now THERE'S a greenhouse gas par excellence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Yes. at least 10 times the amount of water vapor (on average) in the atmosphere than CO2.
And surprisingly, during Ice Ages, a lot of the water vapor is tied up as....ice, and not in the atmosphere. And the world gets cold.
Quick, tell Bill Nye, the stupid guy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (vcOmj)

403 Apparently the cable shows are praising Elijah Cummings for helping pass the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

He was twelve years old.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (dBiBP)

404 Don't see the attraction. She thought she would knock Trump out of the race with that first debate.



She is a nasty woman who is now seeking some sort of relevancy in today's world.



Go away you disgusting hag. Just go away.



Oh, and LOLGF.

Thank you Charlotte, finally someone with sense.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (nRWPy)

405 She's still easy on the eyes. And she's rich. I hope a moron bags her. Do not sign the prenup.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (hRsfu)

406 Ann-Margret

all fucking day
Posted by: Rick

----

Sir, you have the words in the wrong order.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM


****

With a little Joey Heatherton on the side.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (axyOa)

407

She came across disingenuous. Don't like her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (vEIlU)

408 She repeated a lot of talking points from the left and never trumpers, which she is.

the $50K/mo Hunter Biden payment when it was proven it was much more than that, almost double

and pushing more the "covering up for Lauer" versus cover for Harvey.


Tucker had a hard hitting show, with 3 big names, but one, Rodman was left off due to time constraints and keeping Kelly on longer. He was trying to get her to say more because in reality she said very little.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (vEIlU)

409 Was she bleeding, from wherever?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (M+Lyo)

410 Also, Megyn Kelly herself goes very soft on the question of Anderson Cooper's and Don Lemon's biased debate questions.

yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (vEIlU)

411 ZINGGGGGG
"The one difference between the Trump family & the Biden family...The Trump family made their money before they went into politics" -Mick Mulvaney
torching the media.. AGAIN

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (BqBId)

412 I thought it was 78% Nitrogen, 21% Oxygen, Argon and CO2 1% and there is actually more of the former than the latter.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (ujg0T)

413 Megan looked really hot. Me likey

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (YTOR6)

The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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Brexit was an honorable, reasonable political stance taken by a majority of the voters in the United Kingdom. It is a testament to the failures of modern politics, and the incredibly mediocre politicians that we in the West have been burdened with that they dithered and obfuscated and subverted and plain-old lied for more than three years. Had they simply obeyed the will of the people, the United Kingdom would have been done with the temporary dislocations and it would now be business as usual. But the scurrying rats in Parliament and the EU fascists would have none of that. They had to protect their sinecures and their political power, and the will of the people be damned!

Britain clinches Brexit deal, Johnson now faces parliament hurdle

Reasonable people can disagree about Brexit. But the demonization of its supporters was and is vile. The political philosophy of the nation-state is an old one...tried-and-true, and it would be a difficult philosophical argument to make that it is not the highest expression of human freedom and liberty. That so many of our elites feel just the opposite is an indictment of our educational systems and their intellects. But mostly their intellects.

Any casual observer of the human condition must arrive at the conclusion that we desire freedom and autonomy. How they fool themselves into believing that they are the philosopher kings, and only their wisdom and guidance will lift us from the muck is beyond me.

But the indications are good that the United Kingdom will be able to extract itself from most of the onerous, anti-freedom regulations and control of the EU, and that is a good start.

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Hurray for Boris !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (wscsn)

2 First!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (P6MXs)

3 1st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (ejd/p)

4 *kicks rock*

Well, crap.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (ejd/p)

5 th

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (pw+jk)

6 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (pw+jk)

7 Corgi whistle sounded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (ejd/p)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)

9 I support Brexit because people must be allowed to make their own decisions. Even when those decisions are wrong or bad for themselves. You don't have freedom if you're not free to chose wrong.

(I don't think Brexit is wrong, but in principle, this is why the anti-Brexit people arguing why it can't happen).

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:04 AM (KUaJL)

10 Boris is a Russian name.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 17, 2019 11:04 AM (3IWnq)

11 I hope they succeed.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (axyOa)

12 Reasonable people can disagree about Brexit. But the demonization of its supporters was and is vile....

That so many of our elites feel just the opposite is an indictment of our educational systems and their intellects. But mostly their intellects...


Heh.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (aS1PU)

13 10th

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (JUOKG)

14 dang y'all are fast!

Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (XTiHL)

15 The EU.

Unelected bureaucrats sitting in Belgium deciding how an entire continent can live their lives.

I wonder how many in the UK actually understand this.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Meh. I was pulling for hard Brexit because it would have hurt the Euros most but I guess this was the best Boris could do. Oh, and call a snap election, will ya?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (RD7QR)

17 I'm late this morning and missed commenting on Cumming's death and the weird painting...sigh..some days it pays to get up super early.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (a0IVu)

18

Can the parliament still put the kibosh on the deal?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (aKsyK)

19 IS Elijah Cumming still dead?

I could swear I just saw him on some Atlanta morning news show.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (pw+jk)

20 Britain clinches Brexit deal

Only because a 93-year-old woman said, "do your job, bitches!"

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (Wd55D)

21 test

Posted by: The Dead Milkmen at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (Izzlo)

22 The closer a government is to the people it represents the better it should be.
And yes I know, Democrat controlled cities put the lie to that theory.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (Uu+Jp)

23 Re Brexit, Boris has to get it through Parliament right? That supposedly august body appears to be a hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (a0IVu)

24 We wouldn't have Brexit but for Merkel letting in a million Muslim refugees and EU beauracrats banning electric tea pots

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (qsJge)

25 Brexit is like the IG report....#TwoWeeks

I read the headline, Brexi Deal Reached. Woo hoo. Then I read teh article and it's well a deal has been reached but it still needs 17 steps to become reality. In other words, nothing's been reached.

You know when a deal is reached? When everyone involved is done signing. Until then....nothing is really happening.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (FiUMj)

26 I see a lot of parallels between Brexit and Trump.

All the smart people knew that both Brexit and Trump could never be popular enough to win in the relevant vote. And both Trump and Brexit did win anyway, because they represent something much more fundamentally true to the people doing the voting than the people claiming to represent them. And in both cases, the smart set are doing their darnedest to prevent the will of the people, even after the people gave a clear message.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (KUaJL)

27 I am pro-Brexit for a number of reasons, and I re-congratulate Britain for staying out of the Euro in the first place.

But the quaint British tradition of governing on a nod, a wink, and the honor system has failed here. Yes, there was a referendum and a small majority voted in favor of Brexit, so that's the "will of the people".

There's no provision in the UK Constitution for using a referendum for that purpose. Rock paper scissors would be just as constitutionally valid since they haven't written things down.

If I were anti-Brexit, I would say that vox populi on one particular day a few years ago is not necessarily vox dei.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 11:08 AM (wzVKm)

28 I have friends. Friends that are not afraid to kill America hating politicians.

Posted by: Juan McCains Tumor at October 17, 2019 11:08 AM (pw+jk)

29
The EU.

Unelected bureaucrats sitting in Belgium deciding how an entire continent can live their lives.

I wonder how many in the UK actually understand this.
Posted by: Sponge


Gee, that sounds familiar.

Posted by: Millions of unelected bureaucrats in the USA at October 17, 2019 11:08 AM (aKsyK)

30 Style Guide suggestion: I like to call the EU "Angela Merkel's Fourth Reich".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:08 AM (ZGrMX)

31 7 Corgi whistle sounded.

Ah ha! A dog whistle! Proof positive this site is racist!

Posted by: Woke Progressive at October 17, 2019 11:08 AM (10bW0)

32 Britain clinches Brexit deal



Only because a 93-year-old woman said, "do your job, bitches!"


Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM

---

Had a guy arguing with me about that yesterday. He claimed the video of her saying that was faked and she said no such thing.


Delusional is not just a river.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 11:08 AM (JUOKG)

33 The EU.

Unelected bureaucrats sitting in Belgium deciding how an entire continent can live their lives.

I wonder how many in the UK actually understand this.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM


****

Probably more than the elites care to admit. Ol Liam and Roger living out in the West Country are a lot smarter than they give them credit for.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 11:09 AM (axyOa)

34 19 IS Elijah Cumming still dead?

I could swear I just saw him on some Atlanta morning news show.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (pw+jk)

His reverent has to stalk the Earth for a time before his body is planted. Sorry, but that's the deal we made.

Posted by: Baal Hamon at October 17, 2019 11:09 AM (RD7QR)

35 I support Brexit because people must be allowed to make their own decisions. Even when those decisions are wrong or bad for themselves. You don't have freedom if you're not free to chose wrong.

(I don't think Brexit is wrong, but in principle, this is why the anti-Brexit people arguing why it can't happen).
Posted by: joe



From "the sun never sets on the British Empire" to nighttime in just a few short years.

Sad.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 11:09 AM (sE4m0)

36 Brexit must happen. The people of Britain voted for it.

The end. That's Democracy. The globalist wannabe-aristocrats can't cancel the vote just because they don't like the result.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 11:09 AM (J+mig)

37 I have friends. Friends that are not afraid to kill America hating politicians.
Posted by: Juan McCains Tumor


You took your sweet-ass time. Paid by the hour?

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 11:10 AM (Wd55D)

38 I see a lot of parallels between Brexit and Trump.

Both Brexit and Trump represent a roadblock to the elites' dreams of neo-feudalism.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:10 AM (ZGrMX)

39 Can the parliament still put the kibosh on the deal?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (aKsyK)

No, but they can Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker)

Bow Wow Wow Yippi Yai Kai Yai!

Posted by: George Clinton at October 17, 2019 11:10 AM (q1Pj5)

40 Brexit must happen. The people of Britain voted for it.

The end. That's Democracy. The globalist wannabe-aristocrats can't cancel the vote just because they don't like the result.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 11:09 AM (J+mig)


It's cute you think that is the case.

There are no free people in the UK anymore. Ask Tommy Robinson how free they are........

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

41 My understanding was that Brexit was held up because the Eurocommies were demanding a mega-shit-ton of money for GB to exit. IOW they were holding them hostage. if the PM had had balls he would have told them to shove it up their ass.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 11:11 AM (mpXpK)

42 @22 cities go blue and then deep blue because suburbans don't get to vote Even though they're integral to the city

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:11 AM (qsJge)

43 Everyone as a kid has been in the situation where one person wants to impose their will on the group, and then misreads the room and says, "fine, we'll vote on it." At which point, they're promptly voted down and they throw a hissy fit about how they should get their way anyway.

This is the Brexit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:11 AM (KUaJL)

44 It's much the same thing as the anti-War Democrat party revealing that they have always been the Pro-War Democrat Party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:12 AM (Kpl3J)

45 41 My understanding was that Brexit was held up because the Eurocommies were demanding a mega-shit-ton of money for GB to exit. IOW they were holding them hostage. if the PM had had balls he would have told them to shove it up their ass.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 11:11 AM (mpXpK)

And also something to do with the 'Irish backstop' and customs border, etc. - details are murky to me.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 11:12 AM (a0IVu)

46 I need a CalExit

Posted by: USMC 8541 at October 17, 2019 11:12 AM (xGZ+b)

47 Nancy Pelosi has to be one of the most vile women in the history of this nation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:13 AM (ptqGC)

48 The funeral should be a fucking spectacle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2019 11:13 AM (t3qV1)

49 Brexit™ -- It's a floor wax. It's a dessert topping. All organic. Safe for pets. Polishes and lubricates. Available in Full Strength or Useless Green.

Posted by: mindful webworker - obviously I got nuthin' at October 17, 2019 11:13 AM (qBbz7)

50 Nancy Pelosi has to be one of the most vile women in the history of this nation.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:13 AM (ptqGC)


Certainly in the running for cuunt of the millennia.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

51 47
Nancy Pelosi has to be one of the most vile women in the history of this nation.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:13 AM (ptqGC)


Hold my Chardonnay...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (IttZ7)

52 Puppet Show
and

Cummings Funeral

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (q1Pj5)

53 Why is there a "Last Limerick" by Muldoon in the sidebar?

Nothing happened to him did it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (YA914)

54 Latest Veritas video just dropped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:15 AM (ptqGC)

55 47 Nancy Pelosi has to be one of the most vile women in the history of this nation.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:13 AM (ptqGC)

It wouldn't be so bad if she had eyebrows and didn't always have the Receiving End of Surprise Anal expression on her face.

Posted by: Baal Hamon at October 17, 2019 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

56 *boards plane for Maryland*

Posted by: Mandela sign language guy at October 17, 2019 11:15 AM (t3qV1)

57 BoJo's da man!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (so+oy)

58 16 Meh. I was pulling for hard Brexit because it would have hurt the Euros most but I guess this was the best Boris could do. Oh, and call a snap election, will ya?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (RD7QR)

the ridiculous thing is that Parliament *should* call a snap election, since they've already shown they have no confidence in Boris and he's kicked 20 members out of his party - BUT they know that a whole lot of them will lose their seats in any new election, so they refuse to call it.

And even though they hate Boris, there's no mechanism to force a PM to resign, except to call a new election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (Kpl3J)

59 It wouldn't be so bad if she had eyebrows and didn't always have the Receiving End of Surprise Anal expression on her face.
Posted by: Baal Hamon at October 17, 2019 11:15 AM (RD7QR)


You're welcome.

Posted by: Plastic Surgeons Association at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Nothing happened to him did it?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (YA914)

No, he's taking a break from this place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (j0JAA)

61 I have not posted this in a bit. As time goes by it has been getting a bit rattier:



Predictions for someone to google and point to and say what do YOU know anyway:

Won't make it to Iowa:

Marianne Williamson (ultimate vanity candidacy, she won't be able to qualify for the ballot)
Wayne Messam (Who? Exactly)
Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges)


Drops after Iowa:

John Delaney (self funded vanity)
Andrew Yang (self funded vanity)
Julian Castro (old, old news)
Amy Klobuchar (last finisher for the women)
Kirsten Gillibrand (next-to-last finisher for the women)
Seth Moulton (maybe - he might not get to Iowa, candidacy doesn't have any reason for being. Against the Iraq War? So was/is Trump.)
Eric Swalwell (candidacy is to troll Trump - a costly way to do it)
Jay Inslee

Drops after NH:

John Hickenlooper (honestly I just needed to put someone here)

Drops after SC:

Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC)

Drops after Super Tuesday:

Elizabeth Warren (nobody really likes her anyway - Super Tuesday will demonstrate that definitively)
Cory Booker (he will already be reeling from going nowhere with the black vote in SC)


That will leave the field with this:

Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Kamala Harris

Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done.

Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate:

Buttigieg






Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2019 10:42 AM (ZfRYq)


The Warrening is making a shambles of this.

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (9VeU0)

62 It looks like it'll be pretty close as to whether or not Boris will get his deal passed through Parliament.

Farage is wrong on this deal not being a true Brexit ... it's true it's not the completely clean break that a No Deal Brexit would give, but that's letting the Perfect be the enemy of the Good.

The Remainers are pissing themselves over this deal (which they were sure could never be negotiated) . If it passes, the UK will be out of the EU (though Northern Ireland will have a slightly odd status for at least a bit, but it already does anyways).

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (hdzef)

63 What do you think Pelosi's prescription cocktail looks like these days?

Now THAT would be an interesting bit of sunlight.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (Boy/L)

64 53
Why is there a "Last Limerick" by Muldoon in the sidebar?



Nothing happened to him did it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (YA914)

Someone said that his last post was that he was taking a 'sabbatical' from AOSHQ. Did not say how long or what reason.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (mpXpK)

65 Latest Veritas video:

https://tinyurl.com/y3nuv9w5

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (ptqGC)

66 Why is there a "Last Limerick" by Muldoon in the sidebar?
Nothing happened to him did it?


He's taking a break, apparently, and has done so before.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (gHCnG)

67 The EU needed to punish Britain as a lesson to others, especially Italy

Britain leaving should have been easy because it kept the pound

Money is a kind of IOU. Its debt. Were Italy to leave it'd be like a guy throwing a ten on the bar table to leave a group of binge drinkers early

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (qsJge)

68 It's a break, it's a pause, a caesura
That's a fact which you can be sure o'
We all need a break
For sanity's sake
Muldoon will be back with bravura!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 11:17 AM (wzVKm)

69 And also something to do with the 'Irish backstop' and customs border, etc. - details are murky to me.
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 11:12 AM (a0IVu)


The peace agreements between the UK and the IRA agreed to remove borders between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. When the UK leaves the EU then checkpoints would need to be reinstated for things such as passport control and customs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 17, 2019 11:17 AM (wCmLp)

70 53 Why is there a "Last Limerick" by Muldoon in the sidebar?

Nothing happened to him did it?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (YA914)

nothing "happened" that anyone knows about, Muldoon needs some "me time". He'll be back when he's back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

71 No, he's taking a break from this place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (j0JAA)


.....

Good.

Not that he is taking a break, but that there is nothing wrong with him.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:18 AM (YA914)

72
And even though they hate Boris, there's no mechanism to force a PM to resign, except to call a new election.


Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM

---

The Queen told them to get it done and they had better do what she says because she has the power to dissolve Parliament and take over herself.


Not saying she would do that, but this is the first time that I have seen where she spoke directly to Parliament about Brexit. She is not amused.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 11:19 AM (JUOKG)

73 I have off topic speculation I'm doing.
DJT tweeted a positive message about Elijah Cummings.
This will force the stupid media to repeat the negative things Trump has said about Cummings in the past simply because orangemanbad.
Thus the media will do the work of saying negative things about Cummings.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 17, 2019 11:19 AM (Uu+Jp)

74 The Warrening is making a shambles of this.

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (9VeU0)

Might need to polish up that crystal ball.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 11:19 AM (X/Pw5)

75 When the UK leaves the EU then checkpoints would need to be reinstated for things such as passport control and customs.


That's the compromise on which the new deal is based. It's not called a backstop any more but it's the same idea. There will be no border controls in Ireland and there will be workarounds until the customs stuff is sorted.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 11:19 AM (wzVKm)

76 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 11:20 AM (arJlL)

77 So what happened to the story about Warren hooking up with that marine? Didn't that just disappear before it happened?

Maybe the facts of the story were less favorable to Warren than she thought they'd be originally?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)

78 Now that the "Trump Curse" has shown it's full power, I recon we should buy stock in coffins and whiskey.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2)

79 CBD: "How they fool themselves into believing that they are the philosopher kings, and only their wisdom and guidance will lift us from the muck is beyond me."

They aren't fooling themselves. They are trying to fool others. They create their own power by taking it from others. This leads to their own personal wealth and prosperity because they create their own agency and industry. If others benefit, that could be a reasonable side benefit, but the intent isn't really to help others; the intent is to help themselves first and foremost and any other benefit is purely coincidental or political.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 11:21 AM (6eEQ+)

80 39 Can the parliament still put the kibosh on the deal?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:06 AM (aKsyK)

No, but they can Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker)

Bow Wow Wow Yippi Yai Kai Yai!
Posted by: George Clinton at October 17, 2019 11:10 AM (q1Pj5)

lol - perfect.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 11:21 AM (SUJyY)

81 Breaking: Elijah Cummings still dead.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 11:21 AM (jYnPD)

82 About Eli's fiuneral

Will the preacher grab Ariana Grande's during Amazing Grace, while Bill Clinton drills and lears

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:21 AM (qsJge)

83 So what happened to the story about Warren hooking up with that marine? Didn't that just disappear before it happened?

Maybe the facts of the story were less favorable to Warren than she thought they'd be originally?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)


Babylon Bee had something about her coming out as a gay man in the debate the other night.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

84 Not that he is taking a break, but that there is nothing wrong with him.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger


I'd send up prayers anyway, my imperfect memory seems to indicate a sad anniversary around this time of year for him.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 11:21 AM (AM1GF)

85 The real sticker about Brexit is that the UK needs to kick out Northern Ireland, probably Scotland too, and just become the K. And most English voters would be pretty happy with that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

86 Brit Hume @brithume
10m
Such attacks are how you can tell that Sondland's statement did not advance the case for impeachment.

Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait
Gordon Sondland's defense is that he's the dumbest ambassador in the history of diplomacy

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 11:22 AM (BqBId)

87 Globalist commies will not go quietly into the night.

They will rage, rage against the dying of the commie agenda.

Boris will have to work a miracle in parliament. A parliament that is bought and paid for like our own Congress.

Do the democracy lovers win the day? Do they outnumber the globalist pigs who only care about profit and cheap labor/cheap voters?

Tonight, on this episode of As The World Turns...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 11:22 AM (1OnpW)

88 73 I have off topic speculation I'm doing.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 17, 2019 11:19 AM (Uu+Jp)


Troll Grandmaster GEOTUS would never do that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (jYnPD)

89 When is the TEXIT?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (JFO2v)

90 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (3cXfB)

91 77 So what happened to the story about Warren hooking up with that marine? Didn't that just disappear before it happened?

Maybe the facts of the story were less favorable to Warren than she thought they'd be originally?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)

The Marine was a German Shepard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (Kpl3J)

92 No, he's taking a break from this place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (j0JAA)

......

BTW, thank you so much for the second book.

His letters are quite inspiring, especially for those that are seeking.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:24 AM (YA914)

93 When is the TEXIT?
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (JFO2v)


Current House leadership will do everything it can to prevent this.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

94 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S.


I'm pretty sure stuffing all that fried food down their gullet bears some of that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 11:24 AM (AM1GF)

95 .........probably Scotland too, and just become the K. And most English voters would be pretty happy with that.


Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:22 AM

---

Huh? What the heck did we do?

This isn't about the Jacobite thing again is it?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 11:24 AM (JUOKG)

96 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:24 AM (Boy/L)

97 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (3cXfB)


Because there were no fat black women in America before 2016.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

98 90 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (3cXfB


Well, Trump has caused schadenboners lasting much longer than doctors recommend, so this is not shocking news.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (1OnpW)

99 Saw Steely Dan last night. Fantastic band. Keith Carlock is the best drummer on the planet

David Crosby was a guest and sang Wooden Ships. He and his third liver did a great job

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (qsJge)

100 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has
determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain
weight. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (3cXfB)


Great economy, more money for twinkies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (9Om/r)

101 My husband and I were listening to Rush while on the way to my CT appt.

He was playing a clip of Ron Reagan, Jr.'s ad for the Freedom From Religion group, bragging about being an atheist and "not afraid of burning in hell."

His ads during the CNN debate are being hailed by the left, making him a "star."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

102 Ian S.: "Both Brexit and Trump represent a roadblock to the elites' dreams of neo-feudalism."

Good word choice there. "Neo-feudalism" needs to be used more to define the intent of those insinuating themselves into power.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (6eEQ+)

103 94
FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump
being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making
this up.



Posted by: Ian S.



I'm pretty sure stuffing all that fried food down their gullet bears some of that.


the trump presidency is such an extreme historical event that it generates negative waves that travel back in time, causing black women to start gaining weight decades ago.

Posted by: Anachronda, future founder of Applied Time Wave Studies at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (sGtp+)

104 Boris and a couple of lads should attend with Bren lmgs and give the naysayers what for. That will set things right and send the message home. Pip pip, tally ho! and all that, what?

Posted by: The Right Honourable Sir Reginald at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (pSFDi)

105 The peace agreements between the UK and the IRA agreed to remove borders between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. When the UK leaves the EU then checkpoints would need to be reinstated for things such as passport control and customs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 17, 2019 11:17 AM (wCmLp)

Not really. People say this, but it's not actually the case. Nothing in the Good Friday Agreement requires "no border" or even prohibits custom checks or tariffs. And the travel/passport stuff is predates the EU and will mostly be unaffected by Brexit since it's a bilateral UK-Ireland arrangement.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (hdzef)

106 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

Scotland came close several years ago, before they came to their senses and realized that their sugar daddy lay to the south, and upsetting that would have been catastrophically bad for their welfare state.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (wYseH)

107 Willowed

Lots of people keep working because they're afraid of retirement, and with good reason. Plenty of cases of these kinds of people who die shortly after retiring.

Staying in the job can keep you going. I don't think malicious intent towards the Republic is necessary to explain this behavior.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)


I know this is a real phenomenon but I don't understand it at all. Retirement has been great for me and I really really enjoyed my job but it was time to go.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (y7DUB)

108 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:24 AM (YA914)

You are welcome; I'm glad it arrived. I thought it had gotten lost going South.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (j0JAA)

109 Remember, Brexit was put on the ballot as a referendum by the Ruling Class only because the Ruling Class thought that Remain would win easily.

It's is very analogous to Trump - the Ruling Class figured that they were so powerful that the peasants would dare not challenge them.

And, like Trump, the hatred is directed at the people who voted for Leave - these peasants who live in the poorer parts of England, who fail to realize that pursuing policies that benefit only wealthy people in London is the only acceptable political outcome.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (I2/tG)

110 Love that the Queen gave Parliament a scolding.... Be sad when she is gone

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)

111 If Scotland can have its own soccer and rugby teams, why not its own nation?

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:27 AM (qsJge)

112 Drops after Iowa:

John Delaney (self funded vanity)"

John Delaney will be one of the great "Might have beens" in American history, just imagine if he could have found a running mate named Bonnie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)

113 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has
determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain
weight. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (3cXfB)

Wait so this Rutgers professor is arguing that black women are automatons devoid of free will that are not responsible for their own actions?

How racist.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:27 AM (KUaJL)

114 "Any casual observer of the human condition must arrive at the conclusion
that we desire freedom and autonomy. How they fool themselves into
believing that they are the philosopher kings, and only their wisdom and
guidance will lift us from the muck is beyond me."

We do have leaders, and our Republic established a system that would check and balance their power via voting and 4 branches of government (if we include "We the People" as the most powerful "branch"). Convincing the voting public has always involved deception, and now with Google and 5G spying, they intend to brainwash and/or censor us all. "Leaders" sold us out to corporatism.


That left/right continuum, is maybe better understand as "for the people, against the people" continuum. An aristocracy with a good king (serving his people) could be more free (right wing?) than a farce of a Republic that is really controlled by a DeepState mafia.


"Right" is respect for sovereign rights before God, with a lot of law to enable that. "Left" is no respect for the individual, who will be sacrificed (by the state) at will, to protect the power of the state (its hierarchy coming first). Leftist laws are not to protect the sovereign citizen rights (guns), they are to control the citizen (take his guns, stop his speech).


Our Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights is protecting the individual rights FROM the government. Other governments OWN their citizens, and laws corral them into service to the state. That is left versus right ... a continuum that doesn't circle to join Fascism and Communism ... those are both leftist.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (Cus5s)

115 99 Saw Steely Dan last night. Fantastic band. Keith Carlock is the best drummer on the planet

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (qsJge)

Neil Peart. Sentence feud me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (jYnPD)

116 dang y'all are fast!

Posted by: DanMan>>
To compete you gotta keep two windows open.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (NTkSq)

117 If Scotland can have its own soccer and rugby teams, why not its own nation?



Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:27

---

It is it's own Nation, it's just not an Independent Nation. It's part of the Empire.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (JUOKG)

118 111 If Scotland can have its own soccer and rugby teams, why not its own nation?
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:27 AM (qsJge)

well because nations need a little bit more than a pack of drunk hooligans screaming at each other, but that's not important now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (Kpl3J)

119 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has
determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain
weight. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (3cXfB)

___

I know. During Obama's reign every black woman in the hood was 115 lbs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (FiUMj)

120 We were supposed to get our IG report today.

Now they're saying the end of the month.

So literally....#TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (oVJmc)

121 I believe we must have Chancellor Obama weigh in on this for a proper accord.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (kLDv+)

122 >>FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has
determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.


Popeyes Futures are UP!


Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (VWznU)

123 I just learned a powerful lesson on ordering small hardware over the internet. Lesson: Don't. I ordered a package of small eye screws to hang a wet-bulb dry-bulb thermometer off the side of a table that gets air circulation from a fan I have running most of the time. they were so damn tiny I could not hardly pick them up. And my smallest size drill bit was too big for a pilot hole for them.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)

124 64 53
Why is there a "Last Limerick" by Muldoon in the sidebar?



Nothing happened to him did it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (YA914)

Someone said that his last post was that he was taking a 'sabbatical' from AOSHQ. Did not say how long or what reason.
Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 11:16 AM (mpXpK)

He's done this at least once before, though he provided something of an explanation last time.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

125 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S.

There is a video out there where this "Professor" is talking to an audience of black women saying exactly this. Also, white women diets are dangerous to black women and we are all racist, blah, blah. In a sane world this woman would be medicated and secured for her own protection.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (oiNtH)

126 Farage is not a fan of this deal because he prefers a hard Brexit?

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (a0IVu)

127 I have something for Cummings along the line of respect: aside from his canned Black Caucus speeches, he was a pretty reasonable partisan on the Oversight Committee. Compare and contrast: Cummings with Nadler. And, I really don't think Cummings was stupid.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (MIKMs)

128 Merkel lets in a million Muslim refugees but they're worried about northern Irish sneaking over a border to get a pint at the local

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (qsJge)

129 He was playing a clip of Ron Reagan, Jr.'s ad for the Freedom From Religion group, bragging about being an atheist and "not afraid of burning in hell."

His ads during the CNN debate are being hailed by the left, making him a "star."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (ptqGC)


Ron Junior's acting out should make him an honorary McCain. Plus when he tries to be funny it's flat out embarrassing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (y7DUB)

130 >>Saw Steely Dan last night. Fantastic band. Keith Carlock is the best drummer on the planet


George Hurley drinks his milkshake.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (VWznU)

131 If Scotland can have its own soccer and rugby teams, why not its own nation?
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:27 AM (qsJge)


Being as they don't produce much, they're heavily funded by England, so......

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

132 The UK competes as one in the Olympics, but for soccer, rugby and cricket England, Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland compete as separate entities.

Go figure that one out.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (FiUMj)

133 90 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (3cXfB)

Black women eat better when working than on welfare!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (JFO2v)

134 I know this is a real phenomenon but I don't understand it at all. Retirement has been great for me and I really really enjoyed my job but it was time to go.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (y7DUB)

Yeah, I don't suspect that I'd be that kind of person either.

I think it has a lot to do with your identity being wrapped up in your job. If you identify as a businessman, or coach or in this case, congressman, when you're no longer that, what are you? What's the point of your life any more?

It's sad and destructive. Elijah Cummings went to church regularly. He should have his faith as the bedrock of his identity.

I don't think he did, but that call is above my pay grade.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

135 130 >>Saw Steely Dan last night. Fantastic band. Keith Carlock is the best drummer on the planet


George Hurley drinks his milkshake.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (VWznU)

Does it bring all the boys to the yard?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

136 90 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (3cXfB)

So much for the food desert issue. What can't that man fix?

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (SUJyY)

137 Oh this is good. Working my way through the FAZ article about Brexit.

"The last hurdle to the agreement was the question of whether the EU rules for minimum Value Added Tax would still be binding in Northern Ireland.

The EU wanted to avoid the possibility that in that part of the land taxes could be lowered, and thus disrupt the competitive landscape."

Yes, Europe is afraid of lower taxes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (wzVKm)

138 Not really. People say this, but it's not actually the case. Nothing in the Good Friday Agreement requires "no border" or even prohibits custom checks or tariffs. And the travel/passport stuff is predates the EU and will mostly be unaffected by Brexit since it's a bilateral UK-Ireland arrangement.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 11:26 AM (hdzef)


also the idea that a bunch of fat 50 and 60 year old men are going to start sneaking around at night and planting bombs again because of a few border checks is laughable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

139 128 Merkel lets in a million Muslim refugees but they're worried about northern Irish sneaking over a border to get a pint at the local
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (qsJge)

___

Brits are also totes cool with 1/2 of Pakistan moving there. But if someone from Bulgaria or Romania is working construction without the proper ID, it's a crime literally worse than what Hitler did.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (FiUMj)

140 Scotland came close several years ago, before they came to their senses and realized that their sugar daddy lay to the south, and upsetting that would have been catastrophically bad for their welfare state.

And there are a whole lot of Scots in the UK political class (like Tony Blair) who have no intention of limiting their ambition to Edinburgh.

Letting Scotland devolve would be the best possible outcome for English - it would move English politics sharply to the right - which is why the Scots backed off, of course.

It's like Quebec - treating to secede gives you leverage, but actually seceding would be catastrophic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (I2/tG)

141 Scotland recently voted to retain the Queen as their head of state. Not sure there is much appetite to throw the royal yoke off.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (wGbBR)

142 Here is the article and video of the delicate flower Rutgers Professor.

https://tinyurl.com/y6y8a4x8

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (oiNtH)

143 >>IS Elijah Cumming still dead?

We believe so.

Posted by: Dr Howard Dr Fine Dr Howard at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (Pzzpr)

144 Neil Peart. Sentence feud me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (jYnPD)


Love the Lebrick dig, nice work.

Posted by: WeBoned! at October 17, 2019 11:32 AM (1s2j5)

145 Yes, Europe is afraid of lower taxes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (wzVKm)

lolgf

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 11:32 AM (jYnPD)

146 Love that the Queen gave Parliament a scolding.... Be sad when she is gone

Is she running off with Muldoon ?

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

147 I think it has a lot to do with your identity being wrapped up in your job. If you identify as a businessman, or coach or in this case, congressman, when you're no longer that, what are you? What's the point of your life any more?

I can attest to this, though not retired. A lot of my identity was wrapped up in that. Also as being a husband and head of an intact family. When those went away, I was utterly lost.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)

148 Lots of people keep working because they're afraid of retirement, and with good reason. Plenty of cases of these kinds of people who die shortly after retiring.

Staying in the job can keep you going. I don't think malicious intent towards the Republic is necessary to explain this behavior.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)

I know this is a real phenomenon but I don't understand it at all. Retirement has been great for me and I really really enjoyed my job but it was time to go.
Posted by: Captain Hate


I've got more stuff planned to do once I no longer have to interrupt my day by showing up to work.
I won't have time to get bored.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 11:32 AM (sE4m0)

149 Hedy Demur , right

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:32 AM (zYAKU)

150 Good News. Now I want to see some assholes in Orange Jumpsuits. Will these be renamed Trump Suits?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 11:32 AM (yRAFu)

151 Any casual observer of the human condition must arrive at the conclusion that we desire freedom and autonomy. How they fool themselves into believing that they are the philosopher kings, and only their wisdom and guidance will lift us from the muck is beyond me.

Because not enough of them are publicly mocked, shamed or - in certain deserving cases - assaulted. Which is why I cheer Trump calling out Pelosi as a "third-rate politician."

Too many of these assholes hear nothing but, "Yes, Madam Speaker" and "Yes, Minister" every hour of every fucking day. They need - in fact, require - to be metaphorically punched in the mouth a hell of a lot more than they are.

And that goes for your local mayor or councilor, too. You wouldn't let a neighbor or a family member get away with insulting you and acting high hat - why let these self-appointed "masters?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 11:33 AM (BmxiN)

152 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S.


That's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at October 17, 2019 11:33 AM (uTCh6)

153 This best drummer stuff should include "living."

Bonham, Baker, Moon, and Palmer are all gone. Measured-in-light-years distant fifths for all others.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:33 AM (Boy/L)

154 85 The real sticker about Brexit is that the UK needs to kick out Northern Ireland, probably Scotland too, and just become the K. And most English voters would be pretty happy with that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

My understanding is that the Scots are a net drag on the English. Don't know about N. Ireland.

Posted by: Baal Hamon at October 17, 2019 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

155 129 He was playing a clip of Ron Reagan, Jr.'s ad for the Freedom From Religion group, bragging about being an atheist and "not afraid of burning in hell."

What a worthless little piece of shit he is. This FFR foundation is the one who spends all December traveling through small Southern cities, suing any who dare to put a Creche out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)

156 I was utterly lost.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)


Now, when found, it's instapounce.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 11:34 AM (jYnPD)

157 I don't get no respect.

Posted by: Gene Krupa at October 17, 2019 11:34 AM (pSFDi)

158 141
Scotland recently voted to retain the Queen as their head of state. Not
sure there is much appetite to throw the royal yoke off.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (wGbBR)

I guess the days of William Wallace yelling "Freedom!" are long gone.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

159 Interesting times. Next thirteen months are going to be historic and we have a ring-side seat. Yay

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 17, 2019 11:35 AM (X+a7J)

160 Yeah, I don't suspect that I'd be that kind of person either.

I think it has a lot to do with your identity being wrapped up in your job. If you identify as a businessman, or coach or in this case, congressman, when you're no longer that, what are you? What's the point of your life any more?

Posted by: joe



Difference between a fucking job and a career.

One is one you have to go to to pay the bills, and one is an identity.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 11:35 AM (sE4m0)

161 >>Bonham, Baker, Moon, and Palmer are all gone. Measured-in-light-years distant fifths for all others.


Blakey, Krupa and Rich.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:35 AM (VWznU)

162
Babylon Bee had something about her coming out as a gay man in the debate the other night.
Posted by: Sponge
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Has she declared her preferred pronouns?, because that would be the determining factor. Science.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 11:35 AM (hnyqs)

163
Difference between a fucking job and a career.

One is one you have to go to to pay the bills, and one is an identity.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 11:35 AM (sE4m0)

Well, I don't have a fucking job. Just a regular job.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)

164 I am not making this up.

Remember all the New York intelligentsia who literally can't sleep at night because of Trump.

Remember the article saying that therapists were being overwhelmed by Trump-haters.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 11:35 AM (I2/tG)

165 And that goes for your local mayor or councilor, too. You wouldn't let a neighbor or a family member get away with insulting you and acting high hat - why let these self-appointed "masters?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 11:33 AM (BmxiN)

This. They deserve scorn and derision, to the last grifter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (jYnPD)

166 Being retired is the best job I ever had since I started working when I was in HS.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (mpXpK)

167 Ron Reagan Jr. has made a career out of his daddy issues.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (oVJmc)

168 149
Hedy Demur , right

that's "hedly".

Posted by: Obligatory at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (sGtp+)

169
Here is the article and video of the delicate flower Rutgers Professor.



https://tinyurl.com/y6y8a4x8



Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (oiNtH)


Good heavens. She resembles Stacey Abrams, minus the gap-teeth. Trump made Stacey Abrams fat, too!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

170 None compare to Blakey.

None.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (VWznU)

171 Maybe the UK should be more concerned with issues that improve the rest of the world. Like mastering the science of modern dentistry for starters.

Posted by: Galil at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (Pzzpr)

172 152 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S.

That's a Bad Thing?
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at October 17, 2019 11:33 AM (uTCh6)

========

Yeah, I thought being far was a complete positive thing with no downsides whatsoever now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (q80AH)

173
Popeyes Futures are UP!


Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:29 AM (VWznU)


Mmmmm. Popeye's.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 11:37 AM (Fs5vw)

174 Interesting times. Next thirteen months are going to be historic and we have a ring-side seat. Yay
Posted by: zeera BMGG
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So did the residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 11:37 AM (hnyqs)

175 mustbequantum: "I have something for Cummings along the line of respect: aside from his canned Black Caucus speeches, he was a pretty reasonable partisan on the Oversight Committee."

I lost all respect for him when he lied about the Tea Party spitting on him in order to call those who wanted more limited government and budget/tax relief a bunch of racists to further divide a nation.

That was evil.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 11:37 AM (6eEQ+)

176 147 I think it has a lot to do with your identity being wrapped up in your job. If you identify as a businessman, or coach or in this case, congressman, when you're no longer that, what are you? What's the point of your life any more?

I stop the antique business when I was 60

thought I would do until I was at least 80

It took me a while to adjust to being retired

but I focused on the positives

like not having to hear about some gay guy's sex life while he was writing a check.

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:37 AM (zYAKU)

177 Catch the wave.

Mark Sanford kicked off his POTUS campaign today.

An reporter (singular) showed.

Idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:38 AM (Boy/L)

178 Our elite need to understand that they either do what the voters want, or it's surprise anal for the lot of them.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at October 17, 2019 11:38 AM (sMKjL)

179 Retirement has been great for me and I really really enjoyed my job but it was time to go.

Posted by: Captain Hate

I'm actually saving more $$ since I've been retired.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 11:38 AM (X/Pw5)

180 He was playing a clip of Ron Reagan, Jr.'s ad for the Freedom From Religion group, bragging about being an atheist and "not afraid of burning in hell."
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Well if I had any doubts that there is indeed a Heaven--and I didn't--the fact that this asshole doesn't believe in it only solidifies MY belief that Heaven is a FACT.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 11:39 AM (NFEMn)

181 Saw Steely Dan last night. Fantastic band. Keith Carlock is the best drummer on the planet


Isn't that like going to see the Allman Brothers?

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 11:39 AM (88+cf)

182 I just tried yet again to leave a comment on Muldoon's blog, and it looks like I failed yet again.

If any of you manage to leave a comment there, would you please add that bluebell wishes him the very best and hopes he comes back to us when he's ready? Many thanks.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 11:39 AM (aXucN)

183 Uhmmm.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Ringo at October 17, 2019 11:40 AM (SUJyY)

184 Ron Reagan Jr. is a nothing. He is not relevant to anything important going on in this country. How ironic that he uses his last name to get entree on national media to disparage religion and Trump in direct opposition to what his father believed in. This 61 year old never-was is a sad display against all that his father stood for.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 11:40 AM (oiNtH)

185 It's like Quebec - treating to secede gives you leverage, but actually seceding would be catastrophic.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (I2/tG)


My opinion of the québécois did an almost 180 after a couple of trips to Quebec City and Montreal. Sure they're boisterous and borderline obnoxious but it's all done in pursuit of having a good time; kind of like The Gypsies or Italians of Canada.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 11:40 AM (y7DUB)

186 If all your time is spent attacking religion, I have a hard time believing that you're really Free from It.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:41 AM (KUaJL)

187 Big fan of Neil Peart. Also, Tool's drummer, Danny Carey, has the beats

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 17, 2019 11:41 AM (X+a7J)

188 36 Brexit must happen. The people of Britain voted for it.

The end. That's Democracy. The globalist wannabe-aristocrats can't cancel the vote just because they don't like the result.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est
======================

Hold our beer.

Posted by: Parliament at October 17, 2019 11:41 AM (prSvo)

189 I lost all respect for him when he lied about the Tea Party spitting on him in order to call those who wanted more limited government and budget/tax relief a bunch of racists to further divide a nation.

That was evil.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 11:37 AM (6eEQ+)

THAT was John Lewis, but your point is still valid, because I lost all respect for Lewis who actually did get a beat down for his beliefs way back in Selma, when he revealed himself to be a hack.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 11:41 AM (NFEMn)

190 I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Guzalot at October 17, 2019 11:41 AM (prSvo)

191 Love that the Queen gave Parliament a scolding.... Be sad when she is gone

You look at her and then you look at the woman who wrote "Gutsy Women" and you just have to shake your head.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 11:42 AM (1+J19)

192 Danny Carey is a great drummer.

So is Will Calhoun from Living Colour.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:42 AM (VWznU)

193 Hold our beer.
Posted by: Parliament at October 17, 2019 11:41 AM (prSvo)

Sorry. That's Champale.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 11:42 AM (SUJyY)

194 Great stuff at the Babylon Bee today. Maybe not as great as Zebra and Parachute but still . . .

https://babylonbee.com

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

195
The EU wanted to avoid the possibility that in that part of the land taxes could be lowered, and thus disrupt the competitive landscape."

Yes, Europe is afraid of lower taxes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 11:30 AM (wzVKm)

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This has always been a big part of the issue. And it's an anti-competitive landscape. In the US, if a state neighbors a high-tax state, they can lower taxes and draw business away - not so in the EU.

That way they can keep everyone on the same page, protect economies and sectors they want protected, etc.

If Britain is free to set its own tax policies, they are free to compete against the EU (read: Germany).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 11:42 AM (AzW6q)

196 Bonham, Baker, Moon, and Palmer are all gone. Measured-in-light-years distant fifths for all others.


If you mean Carl Palmer, he's still alive.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 11:43 AM (NFEMn)

197 Drummers? Danny Seraphine?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 11:43 AM (IttZ7)

198 Oh great. Possible tropical storm forming in Gulf that could affect AL, GA, FL panhandle this weekend. Hope we don't have trouble returning home from the MoMe on Sunday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

199 Ron Reagan Jr has serious daddy issues the Left likes to showcase.

Hunter Bidet,Spawn of AlGore, or Son of Kaine; nothing to see here!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2019 11:44 AM (/0oGe)

200 Is the good professor attacking rather than celebrating black female obesity? Not good, not good at all...

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 11:44 AM (Ry8mf)

201 If you mean Carl Palmer, he's still alive.

OK, who died from EL&P?

I'm slipping on the rock and roll mass extinction list.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:44 AM (Boy/L)

202 198 Oh great. Possible tropical storm forming in Gulf that could affect AL, GA, FL panhandle this weekend. Hope we don't have trouble returning home from the MoMe on Sunday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

Don't worry. Trump's got his Sharpie in hand. /sarc

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 11:44 AM (SUJyY)

203 195
This has always been a big part of the issue. And it's an anti-competitive landscape. In the US, if a state neighbors a high-tax state, they can lower taxes and draw business away - not so in the EU.

That way they can keep everyone on the same page, protect economies and sectors they want protected, etc.

If Britain is free to set its own tax policies, they are free to compete against the EU (read: Germany).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 11:42 AM (AzW6q)

============

I wonder why Europe's GDP is so small...

*looks off wistfully into the distance*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 11:45 AM (q80AH)

204
Son of Kaine

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That kid's a real piece of work. Antifa lowlife.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 11:45 AM (AzW6q)

205 Love that the Queen gave Parliament a scolding.... Be sad when she is gone

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Imagine the hoopla when Barmy Prince Charlie is coronated.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

206 Cheri: "How ironic that he uses his last name to get entree on national media to disparage religion and Trump in direct opposition to what his father believed in."

Exactly. He's Hunter Biden's brother from another mother. Would Ron Reagan have any voice but for his father? He's a nothing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 11:45 AM (6eEQ+)

207 Imagine the hoopla when Barmy Prince Charlie is coronated.

Hope that never happens

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

208 Meggie Mac > Hunter Biden > Ron Reagan

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

209 Imagine the hoopla when Barmy Prince Charlie is coronated.

Hope that never happens

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

So does Liz.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 11:47 AM (X/Pw5)

210 None compare to Blakey.

None.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:36 AM (VWznU)


Fans of Max Roach might disagree.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

211 OK, who died from EL&P?

Were you thinking of Robert Palmer instead, who wasn't in that group?

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 11:47 AM (Ry8mf)

212 E & L are mort.

P is still kickin'

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (1XNk8)

213 We were supposed to get our IG report today.

Now they're saying the end of the month.

So literally....#TwoWeeks.
******
& once again people who have no clue about the "Story" talking out of their ass !! John Ratcliffe told Maria Bartiromo that he expected it to be out on the 18th. Notice MIchael Horowitz didn't say it

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (BqBId)

214
Imagine the hoopla when Barmy Prince Charlie is coronated.

Hope that never happens
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

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Their best bet is for him to have an accident one day when he does one of his strange conferences with the palace shrubbery.

I don't think he'll do the right thing and abdicate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (AzW6q)

215
James Brennan is mouthing off on MSNBC again. It's getting to be a daily thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (M9ntN)

216 drummers other than Peart, Mike Portnoy & Mike Mangini

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 11:49 AM (BqBId)

217 Meggie Mac > Hunter Biden > Ron Reagan
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)


A threesome no one wants to see.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

218 213 We were supposed to get our IG report today.

Now they're saying the end of the month.

So literally....#TwoWeeks.
******
& once again people who have no clue about the "Story" talking out of their ass !! John Ratcliffe told Maria Bartiromo that he expected it to be out on the 18th. Notice MIchael Horowitz didn't say it
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (BqBId)

We were supposed to be getting it in #TwoWeeks, a year ago.

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2019 11:49 AM (NgKpN)

219 Here is the article and video of the delicate flower Rutgers Professor.

https://tinyurl.com/y6y8a4x8

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Trump is responsible for that?! Impeaching the sumbitch!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

220 208 Meggie Mac > Hunter Biden > Ron Reagan
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

True, when you are measuring by mass.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 11:50 AM (SUJyY)

221 Bill Bruford's my favorite drummer. Still ticking, but (sadly) retired.

Yes, King Crimson, Genesis, UK, Bruford, Earthworks...from Prog to fusion, there's high quality in everything he did.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 11:50 AM (1XNk8)

222 Imagine the hoopla when Barmy Prince Charlie is coronated.

If Charles wants the monarchy to survive a little longer, he declines and gives it to William.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 11:50 AM (xSo9G)

223 James Brennan is mouthing off on MSNBC again. It's getting to be a daily thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (M9ntN)
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I will say this for John Brennan - he showed the world that Easter Island heads can actually talk.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 11:50 AM (aXucN)

224 Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2019 11:49 AM (NgKpN)
*******
UMMMMMMM NO!! & so what How does it affect your day to day life other there having to change your adult diapers?

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 11:50 AM (BqBId)

225 James Brennan is mouthing off on MSNBC again. It's getting to be a daily thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (M9ntN)
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So he heard the DOJ got Mifsud phones.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2019 11:51 AM (G0vdT)

226 No one can beat Todd Rundgren in drumming stamina. He can bang on the drum all day.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)

227
Imagine the hoopla when Barmy Prince Charlie is coronated.

Hope that never happens
Posted by: It's me donna

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Aren't they all as batty as he is anyway?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 11:52 AM (M9ntN)

228 Regarding Brexit: This is the PM's way of guaranteeing a hard Brexit. He knows this won't pass without a lockstep Tory Caucus + DUP + several dozen defectors from Labour or the Lib Dems which have both lost their friggin mind. He'll delay presenting this thing to Parliament for as long as he can and when they vote it down, blammo.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2019 11:52 AM (o3+fQ)

229 OK, who died from ELP?

Emerson and Lake both passed in '016. Emo was a suicide, Lake was cancer. They died in order, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 11:52 AM (HaL55)

230 >>Breaking: Elijah Cummings still dead.

Would anyone object to driving a stake thru his heart just to be sure?

Posted by: Aviator at October 17, 2019 11:52 AM (daAqw)

231 Rutgers perfesser is a classic example of academia being a lot of pathologically unhappy people spending their time inventing rationales to blame other people for it and pretending it's 'scholarship.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

232 You're not getting anything in me until you at least buy me dinner.

Posted by: #TwoWeeks at October 17, 2019 11:52 AM (c45xH)

233 Best drummer? Oskar Matzerath.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 11:52 AM (oZ6kz)

234 Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 11:50 AM (BqBId)

Ease up with the nastiness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 11:52 AM (wYseH)

235 Rundgren's Utopia, maaan. The first album, especially.

Rundgren was like, you think Zappa can play guitar? Check out this, except I'm gonna use two...no, THREE keyboard players.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 11:53 AM (1XNk8)

236
James Brennan is mouthing off on MSNBC again. It's getting to be a daily thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (M9ntN)
-------

So he heard the DOJ got Mifsud phones.
Posted by: WisRich

======

He's saying impeachment is more urgent than ever. National security issues are even more dangerous now than net neutrality.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 11:53 AM (M9ntN)

237 Imagine the hoopla when Barmy Prince Charlie is coronated.

I don't know how that all works but I believe that the Queen is waiting for William as she must be quite aware of the dunce she has in a son. You can love your child but still be aware of their limitations.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 11:53 AM (oiNtH)

238 E & L are mort.

P is still kickin'

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (1XNk

Emerson, Lake & Palmer are exiting in order....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 11:53 AM (NFEMn)

239 also the idea that a bunch of fat 50 and 60 year old men are going to start sneaking around at night and planting bombs again because of a few border checks is laughable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

Yeah, it's one thing to be upset over the Redcoats patrolling your town, but when The Hated British are just imposing minor phyto-sanitary checks on your beef shipments, it's a little hard to get worked up enough to kill over it ... no matter how drunk you can get.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (hdzef)

240 Reasonable people can disagree about Brexit. But the demonization of its supporters was and is vile.

Grow up

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (Bf3hj)

241 IS Elijah Cumming still dead?

-
Can't be sure. He always smelled like that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

242 So the House Republicans cancel their news conference today regarding the censure of Schiff in deference to the death of Cummings, but Schiff is continuing his "inquisition" hearings in the impeachment witch hunt.. Stupid Republicans

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

243
115 99 Saw Steely Dan last night. Fantastic band. Keith Carlock is the best drummer on the planet

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:25 AM (qsJge)

Neil Peart. Sentence feud me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (jYnPD)







Close.... but, Steve Gadd.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 11:55 AM (veoSD)

244 Palmer's a health nut. Looks younger than his years.

He toured last year on the Carl Palmer Band-Asia-YES tour which found him on the drumstool for the first two acts on the bill.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 11:55 AM (1XNk8)

245 To compete you gotta keep two windows open.

I do work on one and Ace on the other. Somethings gotta go!

Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 11:55 AM (XTiHL)

246 Drummers?
Dave Lombardo, Paul Bostaph, Gene Hoglan

I think musical taste determines your preference, no?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at October 17, 2019 11:55 AM (DB16e)

247 So the House Republicans cancel their news conference today regarding the censure of Schiff in deference to the death of Cummings, but Schiff is continuing his "inquisition" hearings in the impeachment witch hunt.. Stupid Republicans
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

Romney Republicans

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 11:55 AM (NFEMn)

248 In the Queens will it probably mentions taking care of the Corgis and then giving Chuck the pillow of eternal sleep.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2019 11:55 AM (/0oGe)

249 If Rutgers prof published this paper, then Rutgers prof at some point thought "hey, know what is a good thing to study? Obesity rates in Trump's presidency."

But it gets worse. Not only did Rutgers prof have to think that that was a good and worthwhile and noble use of time that will contribute favorably to the sum of human knowledge, but they almost certainly filed for grant money from the government to do the research. So not only did Rutgers prof think that, but people in the US government thought it was a good enough idea to throw money at.

If this doesn't illustrate all that is evil and wrong in academia, then I have an academic paper that I'd love to publish that you should fund for me.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:56 AM (KUaJL)

250
Emerson, Lake & Palmer are exiting in order....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 11:53 AM (NFEMn)

It's a TRILOGY...of mort.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 11:56 AM (1XNk8)

251 Rutgers perfesser is a classic example of academia being a lot of pathologically unhappy people spending their time inventing rationales to blame other people for it and pretending it's 'scholarship.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Bingo!!

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 11:56 AM (oiNtH)

252 IG report will be released on a Friday at 4:48pm, ignored by everyone in the MSM and never mentioned again.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 11:56 AM (FiUMj)

253 Close.... but, Steve Gadd.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 11:55 AM (veoSD)

++

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 11:56 AM (X/Pw5)

254 Cummings legacy turns out to be ever growing protected classes. Pardon me if I don't celebrate that life and legacy.

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 11:56 AM (Bf3hj)

255 Close.... but, Steve Gadd.

Gadd's good, but for Steely Dan drummers I gotta go with Bernard Purdie. "Kid Charlemagne" is one hell of a groove.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:57 AM (ZGrMX)

256 So the House Republicans cancel their news conference today regarding the censure of Schiff in deference to the death of Cummings, but Schiff is continuing his "inquisition" hearings in the impeachment witch hunt.. Stupid Republicans
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

___

The left plays to win. The right plays to lose graciously.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 11:57 AM (FiUMj)

257 Interesting about Brexit is that even with EU's crazy censorship (test run for the Chinese), the Visograd Group is getting stronger and were not exactly welcomed into the EU initially.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2019 11:57 AM (MIKMs)

258 Cozy Powell ? He died back in 1998, He did a stint with ELP .. as Emerson, Lake and Powell. Is that who you are thinking of ?

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 17, 2019 11:57 AM (B+t5k)

259 Grow up

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (Bf3hj)

Uh...I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 11:57 AM (wYseH)

260 To compete you gotta keep two windows open.

I do work on one and Ace on the other. Somethings gotta go!
Posted by: DanMan



Running three monitors at work and my phone. Still can't compete.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 11:57 AM (sE4m0)

261 #twoandahalfweeks.
Start giving them their due.

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 11:57 AM (Bf3hj)

262 E L are mort.


P is still kickin'


Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (1XNk


Emerson, Lake Palmer are exiting in order....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 11:53 AM (NFEMn)


Rachel Flowers is worth checking out if you've not seen her stuff on YT. When Keith was still alive he sent her his moog after renovation, she does a killer rendition of Tarkus. She's pretty much nailed his style on many pieces. Think she's in her early 20's now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 11:57 AM (Z1ykJ)

263 >>a lot of pathologically unhappy people spending their time inventing rationales to blame other people for it and pretending it's 'scholarship.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Adjunct. Misery made more acute by poverty.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 11:58 AM (OR8aV)

264 He was playing a clip of Ron Reagan, Jr.'s ad for the Freedom From Religion group, bragging about being an atheist and "not afraid of burning in hell."

Rush felt that was so much on brand for the Democrat Party he was almost crying. I thought it sounded like the Babylon Bee writers had somehow written the script for them.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 11:59 AM (ZGrMX)

265
So the House Republicans cancel their news conference today regarding the censure of Schiff in deference to the death of Cummings

---------

'Member when Ken Lay croaked, and they delayed Jeff Skilling's trial out of deference?

Yeah, me either. What a crock...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 11:59 AM (AzW6q)

266 Meg White is not the greatest rock drummer ever.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 11:59 AM (OR8aV)

267 So the House Republicans cancel their news conference today regarding the censure of Schiff in deference to the death of Cummings, but Schiff is continuing his "inquisition" hearings in the impeachment witch hunt.. Stupid Republicans
Posted by: It's me donna


Why? The two aren't related. And Cummings will still be dead tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 11:59 AM (sE4m0)

268 Romney Republicans
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 11:55 AM (NFEMn)


Exactly; they'll jump at any opportunity to avoid badmouthing their Uniparty brethren.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:00 PM (y7DUB)

269 JoeF.: "THAT was John Lewis, but your point is still valid, because I lost all respect for Lewis who actually did get a beat down for his beliefs way back in Selma, when he revealed himself to be a hack."

You're right. It was several of the CBC who made the claim and it was reported by others that Cummings participated in the charge, but I found a correction made (via The American Thinker) that Cummings himself did not make the spit claim even though he was an active participant in punishing the Tea Party and protecting the IRS.

So my charge over the expectoration was, if not wrong, incomplete. But he did support denigrating and silencing the Tea Party.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 12:00 PM (6eEQ+)

270 Of Course you don't know what that means. You're too busy virtue signaling. Because the decorum, and the decency, and the need to be upstanding above all else.

Vile- REALLy? You think demonizing of political opponents is vile, at THIS stage of the gamer? Thats it? My goodness dear- how utterly vile of them to demonize those they oppose! I wonder why they keep winning?

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 12:00 PM (Bf3hj)

271 215
James Brennan is mouthing off on MSNBC again. It's getting to be a daily thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 11:48 AM (M9ntN)

I fantasize about Barr sending in agents to handcuff him and frog march him off set.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)

272 On the news of Elijah Cummings pining for the fjords, did Hank Johnson tip over?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2019 12:00 PM (/0oGe)

273 >>264 He was playing a clip of Ron Reagan, Jr.'s ad for the Freedom From Religion group, bragging about being an atheist and "not afraid of burning in hell."

The amateur atheist's tell. You can't fear something you don't acknowledge.

Thanks for playing, Ron. Next.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 12:00 PM (OR8aV)

274
Imagine the hoopla when Barmy Prince Charlie is coronated.

Hope that never happens

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

So does Liz.
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 11:47 AM (X/Pw5)







I think she regrets not taking Chuck on that little "Kind Hearts and Coronets" style pheasant hunting trip back when she was more active.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 12:01 PM (veoSD)

275 It's too bad that Carl Palmer won't recruit Rachel Flowers and a couple of members from Keith's band and do a genuine ELP-sound-alike revival tour. What he's doing now with the two kid guitar players attempting to play their catalogue is sadly pathetic. I mean, they're good, but they're not anywhere close to the ELP sound, which is iconic in prog-rock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 12:01 PM (HaL55)

276 BWB.. birthday passed, did you get your MIM Strat ?

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 17, 2019 12:02 PM (B+t5k)

277 I've been thinking about Nancy's impeachment follies. She won't hold a vote to authorize the inquiry which we believe is because she doesn't have the votes.

Cocaine Mitch and the Senate R's are signaling that they think this is coming by year end.

But it can't get to the Senate with out a House vote.

So why would the Dem moderates be on board with an Impeachment vote and not an impeachment inquiry vote?

Is Mitch calling her bluff?

My guess is she does have the votes, but not the crime. So they have to manufacture one behind closed doors and rush a vote before anyone gets a chance to read the charges.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2019 12:02 PM (G0vdT)

278 "Any casual observer of the human condition must arrive at the conclusion that we desire freedom and autonomy. How they fool themselves into believing that they are the philosopher kings, and only their wisdom and guidance will lift us from the muck is beyond me."

I'm going to disagree with this statement OM. I think, looking at the majority of the world, and many of our own leftists, they do NOT want freedom, they want to be told what to do in exchange for "security".

whether or not the security and safety are real or imagined.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 12:02 PM (8D42x)

279 The Irish rugby team represents north and south, as the IRU predates the split

It's ranked #4 and plays #1 New Zealand this Saturday in the Rugby World Cup

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (RXiUN)

280 Roach was a great drummer, but he was no Blakey.

Blakey was an incredible band leader. Listening to the Messengers live sets you really get an appreciation for his ability to drive each member of the band and coax them into some incredible interplay.

If you have never heard 'Moanin' (Blue Note 4003), check it out.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (VWznU)

281 nood

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (M9ntN)

282 Trump made a massive fool of himself after being embarrassed by the entire congress and completely owned by Nancy Pelosi! His reaction proves that he must be removed from office immediately, yet you see this as a WIN!? LOL

Posted by: No at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (2Hk/B)

283
THAT was John Lewis, but your point is still valid, because I lost all respect for Lewis who actually did get a beat down for his beliefs way back in Selma, when he revealed himself to be a hack.

---------

"Ignore my treachery - I'm a civil rights hero, Celebrate me!"
----John Lewis

"Ignore my treachery - I'm a war hero. Celebrate me!"
----John McCain

"Ignore my treachery - I'm a religious man of principle, Celebrate me!"
----Mitt Romney

"Ignore my treachery - I'm a community activist. Celebrate me!"
----Barack Obama

This tune is getting really old. I'm so tired of awful bastards cloaking themselves in virtue, and being expected to pretend they're anything but monumentally indecent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 12:05 PM (AzW6q)

284 Romney Republicans

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The Club For Growth is not on the Romney band wagon.

News: Club for Growth going up with TV ads calling Romney a "Democrat secret asset" who is "'plotting to take down President Trump with impeachment"

. . . .

"Slick, slippery, stealthy: Mitt Romney had us fooled. Posing as Republican, he tried to infiltrate Trump's administration as Secretary of State," says the commercial, referring to the president's past consideration of Romney to be his secretary of state.

"Now his cover's blown - exposed by news reports as a Democrat secret asset," the ad's narrator says. "Sources say Romney's plotting to take down President Trump with impeachment."

The commercial concludes with a call to action.

"Tell Romney, quit colluding with Democrats on impeachment," the narrator says, as the senator's office phone number flashes on the screen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2019 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

285 BWB.. birthday passed, did you get your MIM Strat ?

Nope, didn't even get to have a party. B'Gal got very sick on Sunday and everything was cancelled and hasn't been rescheduled. I wound up doing nothing but cleaning up all day.
So, nothing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 12:06 PM (HaL55)

286 It's too bad that Carl Palmer won't recruit Rachel
Flowers and a couple of members from Keith's band and do a genuine
ELP-sound-alike revival tour. What he's doing now with the two kid
guitar players attempting to play their catalogue is sadly pathetic. I
mean, they're good, but they're not anywhere close to the ELP sound,
which is iconic in prog-rock.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 12:01 PM (HaL55)


I could imagine that he just doesn't want to try to emulate that sound, or revisit the material in that way. TBH I think they'd need an extra percussionist to fill in for what Carl used to be able to do. But heck, even a one off show would be something. Just ditch the orchestra crap.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 12:07 PM (Z1ykJ)

287 Conservatives never managed to conserve a damn thing, not even women's bathrooms. But somehow people still identify as the losing political philosophy that had as its operating agenda - Stop!, until we have time to take this in and figure out a way to defend it AS conservative. Read Russell Kirk's "Principles" again, see if they make a damn bit of sense in todays world, or frankly the past. When Liberals ruled, perhaps they did, not when progressives rule our culture.

Who Started the deficit/debt situation we find our selves in today, why a man I voted for twice, and a Saint of that failed ideology. The Ron.

Grow up = of they get vile, you get downright disgusting.

If I misjudged the post, that it was snark and not a real reply- my apologies. Today I'm seeing people who yesterday would have appropriately labeled Cummings a race baiting leftist, today lionize him. Its a bit much to take

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 12:07 PM (Bf3hj)

288 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 12:09 PM (sE4m0)

289 Man, that's tough BWB. Hope your wife gets better. And hope that elusive Strat lands in your abode one of these days.

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 17, 2019 12:10 PM (B+t5k)

290
My guess is she does have the votes, but not the crime. So they have to manufacture one behind closed doors and rush a vote before anyone gets a chance to read the charges.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2019 12:02 PM (G0vdT)


This is exactly what's happening. Pencilneck's "interrogation" of Volker pretty much exposes what they're doing.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 12:11 PM (Fs5vw)

291 Blakey was an incredible band leader. Listening to the Messengers live sets you really get an appreciation for his ability to drive each member of the band and coax them into some incredible interplay.

If you have never heard 'Moanin' (Blue Note 4003), check it out.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 12:03 PM (VWznU)


I've been a fan of Moanin' for a long long time. I saw Blakey with one of his last groups featuring Bobby Watson and Bill Pierce. Unfortunately his hearing was pretty well gone and he had to have the bass cranked really loud to make sure he was on the beat.

The Jazz Messengers were a training ground for talented young musicians and Blakey developed them well with each version having its unique personality. Blakey's drumming helped my early appreciation of Monk on The Black Lion Sessions.

If you ever get a chance, listen to the complete Herbie Nichols recordings on Blue Note. Blakey drums on the earlier sessions and Roach on the latter. I'm interested in your reaction.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 12:13 PM (y7DUB)

292 >>If you ever get a chance, listen to the complete Herbie Nichols recordings on Blue Note. Blakey drums on the earlier sessions and Roach on the latter. I'm interested in your reaction.


Pretty sure I own that set. If you are talking about the Mosaic Set...and it is a sleeper in that series.

Never sat with the liner notes and compared the Roach and Blakey sets.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 12:28 PM (VWznU)

293 Your Finest Essay

Posted by: Evelyn at October 17, 2019 12:31 PM (nwg2Q)

294
The Queen told them to get it done and they had better do what she says because she has the power to dissolve Parliament and take over herself.


Not saying she would do that, but this is the first time that I have seen where she spoke directly to Parliament about Brexit. She is not amused.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 11:19 AM (JUOKG)
In the bowels of Christ, leave

Someone else who dismissed a Parliament aged too long.

Language was so much richer in olden days.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 17, 2019 12:32 PM (0QpRu)

295 If you're pimping drummers you gotta give a shout out to Tommy Aldridge and Vinnie Paul Abbott.

I'm forever intrigued by the variety of skill and technique.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 12:36 PM (kLDv+)

296 "Any casual observer of the human condition must arrive at the conclusion that we desire freedom and autonomy."

I dunno - as a student of history I'm of the opinion that humanity actually defaults and generally prefers a very much top-down hierarchy that features strict behavioral controls with little freedom and autonomy. Not everybody of course but a big majority anyway. Quite simply humans like being told what to do.

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 17, 2019 12:47 PM (BvNzB)

297 FNC reporting that a Rutgers professor has determined that Trump being
President is causing black women to gain weight. I am not making this
up.

Yep, saw that on the OTN. So, basically Trump's economy makes food abundant. Unlike the Venezuela's economy that has people chasing stray cats for something to eat. Ever try and catch a stray cat? You burn a lot of calories, let me tell ya.

Posted by: Paladin at October 17, 2019 01:06 PM (3IOdT)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Wood Zebra.jpg


Zebra And Parachute
Christopher Wood

Posted by: CBD at 09:33 AM




Comments

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (q80AH)

2 Not first, I looked at the art!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (88+cf)

3 I hear zebras are pretty damn mean.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)

4 and parking structure.

Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2019 09:35 AM (RuIsu)

5 Bizarre painting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (vEIlU)

6 Yeeeesh.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (PkVlr)

7 Someone was on drugs...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (vEIlU)

8 Do these stripes make my...

Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (RuIsu)

9 Parachute guy looks dead.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (88+cf)

10 Mornin' Horde!

Posted by: Hawkoilot at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (n+JdQ)

11 >3
I hear zebras are pretty damn mean.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)


Can confirm.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (sjdRT)

12 This is a very strange painting. I guess I'd hang it for that reason.

Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (6GjnW)

13 A Parachuting Zebra would actually be fun to see.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

14

they say the zebra is on a rooftop

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (vEIlU)

15 Parachute guy is just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (RuIsu)

16 Found the sniper...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (n+JdQ)

17 Surrealism? That's all I got.

Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (OyyDO)

18 willowed, repost


Brexit announcement was interesting. We shall see. The devil is in the details.

And Canadian regulations for cannabis concentrates like the liquid used in vape pens, as well as edible and topical products, go into effect on Oct. 17.

vaping, good timing dumbos
Today, three more pot products go legal.
But, yeah, vote for Trudeau.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (vEIlU)

19 One of best farsides

Parachute Jumping School next to Alligator Farm

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)

20 The Zebra is against the wall

The zebra is against the wall

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (PkVlr)

21 It is absolutely a zebra and a parachute. He's not lying.

The parachute figure is indistinct, but one way of looking at it is that the figure is slumped forward, held up from the middle of his back, and may be dead.

I think the zebra shot him.

The glorification of the industrial suggests late 30s or 40s. The bright sunlight suggests California.

The fact that the light on the zebra is coming from the left and the light on the cooling towers is coming from the right suggests that the artist is just fucking with us. Why?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (wzVKm)

22 9 Parachute guy looks dead.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (88+cf)

Sniper in parking garage

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)

23 he is supposed to land on the zebra, ends up in the river instead.

you thought deer in your flowers was bad, wait till you have to deal with Surprise Zebra.


OK, idk, I wanna tell the painter ... "don't do drugs, drugs are baaad"

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (Cus5s)

24 I like pronouncing it zeb-ra, as Jeremy Clarkson does, instead of zee-bra.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (wzVKm)

25 IOTW says Elijah Cummings has died. Holy cow!

Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (ldXWf)

26 Don't do drugs

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (O2RFr)

27 That's a very sick looking zebra, as in not well.

Posted by: RickZ at October 17, 2019 09:42 AM (Y8PSl)

28 Look closely

This was done in Tijuana as the zebra is just a donkey with Shinola stripes. Probably a Trudeau fan.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:42 AM (JFO2v)

29 Corgis called.

Willowed. But of course:


Just read Muldoon's Final limerick from the sidebar.

Then it hit me. It takes a special kind of mind to come up with that. On the spot and daily.

And we just heard in the last month about Gary Larsen making a comeback.

And Muldoon leaves.

Muldoon is Gary Larsen.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)

30

Elijah Cummings death will in no way interfere with his reelection next year

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (mpeBU)

31 Looks like an album cover.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

32 I hear zebras are pretty damn mean.
Posted by: BignJames



Can't be domesticated like a mule or horse.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)

33 Ace Station Zebra

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (DjiZK)

34 30

Elijah Cummings death will in no way interfere with his reelection next year
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (mpeBU)

Dead people always vote Dem!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

35 Okay then.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

36 Makes me think of how Bryce Harper must be feeling this week.

Heh.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (Y0K+q)

37 The zebra represents black and white morality. The backdrop represents modern society, and the parachute is meant to illustrate that God is dead and we must escape from that and forge our own meaning.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (KUaJL)

38 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE!*

Smooooooch!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (PkVlr)

39 Zebra are black with white stripes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (sE4m0)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

41 "...suggests that the artist is just fucking with us. Why?
"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (wzVKm)

Serious answer...Because the artist is a talentless hack whose basic skill at painting is the best it is going to get. He has no foundation in Western art, history, philosophy or religion, so his ideas spring from some silly and inconsequential place in his inferior brain.


It is amusing to look at...nothing more.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (wYseH)

42 I look at this painting and a few of Christopher Wood's other works and my reaction is: who cares. There is nothing especially interesting in his use of color or subject. This one seems to make even less sense than some of his seaside paintings. If critics found his work noteworthy, I seriously question their judgement.

Not surprised he committed suicide at thirty by jumping under a train. The guy must have had problems.

Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (bmdz3)

43 Why is there an AR-15 parachuting down in the background?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

44 How random. Almost like it was composed to settle a bet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (AM1GF)

45 And why is Muldoon leaving?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

46 38 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE!*

Smooooooch!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (PkVlr)

Hellooooooo nurse! WOOHOO!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (NWiLs)

47 Ah, it's probably a metaphor about a referee (the zebra) looking the wrong way and missing the critical play (the murder of the pilot).

The little patch/box of food next to zebra maybe suggest's the zebra was paid not the notice. The setting in what looks like a parking garage also suggests a payoff since payoffs often occur in parking garages (in the literature at least).

Was Christopher Wood a big gambler that liked to bet of NBA games?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (hdzef)

48 My daughter saw lots of zebras when she was in Swaziland.

That's all I got.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (lwiT4)

49 Fresh Zebra Apples! Get your Fresh Zebra Apples here!!

Posted by: An apple a day keeps your dentist guessing at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (u0FJu)

50 Serious answer...Because the artist is a talentless hack whose basic skill at painting is the best it is going to get. He has no foundation in Western art, history, philosophy or religion, so his ideas spring from some silly and inconsequential place in his inferior brain.


It is amusing to look at...nothing more.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (wYseH)

But how do you feel about dogs playing poker?

Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (6GjnW)

51 And why is Muldoon leaving?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)



I missed that too. Is he leaving-leaving, or just taking a break?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

52 I relate to that zebra on a spiritual level.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (KUaJL)

53 Why is there an AR-15 parachuting down in the background?
Posted by: Sponge


Expand it. It's a dude. But he's dead.
Hanging like a sack of taters.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (sE4m0)

54 In the equestrian world they breed a Zebra Jack to a Mare (usually Tennessee Walker) and get a mule offspring they call a Zorse. They look like a mule but usually have stripes below the knees.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (DjiZK)

55 Not surprised he committed suicide at thirty by jumping under a train. The guy must have had problems.

Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (bmdz3)

Did the price of his paintings double?

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (X/Pw5)

56 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This is a weird picture. Why is a zebra at a parking garage, and why is someone jumping onto it?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (axyOa)

57 I wish all of you on your way to the TXMoMee safe travels and a fantastic time. I am going to console myself by spending the next 3 days in boats, blinds, and tree stands.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (sjdRT)

58 With a house that size, he could have afforded the miniature giraffe.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (YslsA)

59 How did the zebra get into the nuclear reactor complex is what I want to know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (iB1oa)

60 Zebra forgot where heDang. This is a weird picture. Why is a zebra at a parking garage, and why is someone jumping onto it?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (axyOa)

Because the zebra forgot where he parked the car. Duh.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (KUaJL)

61 Zebra Stripes?

https://tinyurl.com/y5ppw8t9

Posted by: Dempsy at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (Cd8NC)

62 Looks to me like the sniper already got the parachutist.

Oh, I see that was covered early.

Never mind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Zebra? at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (qBbz7)

63 59 How did the zebra get into the nuclear reactor complex is what I want to know.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (iB1oa)

When he went in, he was a horse.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (KUaJL)

64 Expand it. It's a dude. But he's dead.
Hanging like a sack of taters.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (sE4m0)


Oh. I thought it was a trigger in honor of Beta O'Malley's anti-Trump rally in Grand Prairie TX tonight.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Nice job, Christopher. The dirt and the sky show promise.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (xSo9G)

66 59 How did the zebra get into the nuclear reactor complex is what I want to know.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (iB1oa)

Chernobyl explained in one illustration.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (DjiZK)

67
The parachute figure is indistinct, but one way of looking at it is that the figure is slumped forward, held up from the middle of his back, and may be dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (wzVKm)






Fallschirmjager. They were suspended by a single riser from the harness between their shoulder blades. Crude, but effective, as long as you didn't want to steer or brake the chute.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (veoSD)

68 This could be the inspiration for the children's book "Curious George and the Pinstriped Ass".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (hLRSq)

69 An obvious commentary on the politics of the day. It'd just be tedious to point out all of the many analogies and symbolism.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (V2Yro)

70 I'll stay in the plane while Jim parachutes down to wrestle the enraged striped horse. And you shouldn't wrestle with your insurance needs, call Mutual of Omaha!

Posted by: Marlon Perkins at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (IttZ7)

71 54 In the equestrian world they breed a Zebra Jack to a Mare (usually Tennessee Walker) and get a mule offspring they call a Zorse. They look like a mule but usually have stripes below the knees.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (DjiZK)

A reverse quagga.

Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

72 Was Christopher Wood a big gambler that liked to bet of NBA games?
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (hdzef)


Probably had a small fortune laid in for Green Bay.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (axyOa)

73 I wish all of you on your way to the TXMoMee safe travels and a fantastic time. I am going to console myself by spending the next 3 days in boats, blinds, and tree stands.
Posted by: Muad'dib


Lucky you. This weekend is house work/yard work.
The following weekend I get to build blinds.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (sE4m0)

74 My daughter saw lots of zebras when she was in Swaziland.

That's all I got.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
-----
I initially read that as "Switzerland".

Which still makes more sense than the painting.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (iB1oa)

75 Parachute guy looks dead.

He will be in a second. I don't think that's a stable parachute.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (xSo9G)

76 The zebra camouflage makes it almost invisible.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (Boy/L)

77 I'll stay in the plane while Jim parachutes down to wrestle the enraged striped horse. And you shouldn't wrestle with your insurance needs, call Mutual of Omaha!

Posted by: Marlon Perkins at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (IttZ7)

Never wrestle an anaconda in a canoe.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)

78 I read an article (ok, the headline) that said that zebra stripes actually prevent bugs from biting them. A bunch of people painted black and white stripes on cows and horses and for some reason they resulted in fewer insect bites.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (KUaJL)

79 Speaking of Zebras, the one in the painting could call a better game than any PAC-12 ref.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (DjiZK)

80 Fallschirmjager. They were suspended by a single riser from the harness between their shoulder blades. Crude, but effective, as long as you didn't want to steer or brake the chute.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Low level static jumps over Flanders Fields?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (sE4m0)

81 48 My daughter saw lots of zebras when she was in Swaziland.
That's all I got.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
***********
Well, that's more than I can come up with.

Except that the zebra is wrong. They're white with black stripes. This guy got it backwards.

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (JKTNb)

82 75 Parachute guy looks dead.

He will be in a second. I don't think that's a stable parachute.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (xSo9G)


These jokes take away my will to livery.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (hLRSq)

83 Green New Deal laws has the poor horse doing a nickel for farting.

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 09:53 AM (zYAKU)

84 Never wrestle an anaconda in a canoe.
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)


My anaconda don't want none if ya ain't got buns, hun.

Posted by: Sir Mixx Alot at October 17, 2019 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

85 8 Do these stripes make my...


yes it does

Posted by: insert name here at October 17, 2019 09:53 AM (JPSje)

86 Da fuq?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 09:53 AM (ejd/p)

87 The zebra looks sad.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (TdMsT)

88 Fallschirmjager. They were suspended by a single riser from the harness between their shoulder blades. Crude, but effective, as long as you didn't want to steer or brake the chute.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----
Their weapons and equipment were also in separate canisters. Which caused big problems for them in Crete.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (iB1oa)

89 a quote from Wood

"Dearest mother, you ask me what I am going to do: I have decided to try and be the greatest painter that has ever lived"

oy

The tragically short but majestic career of Christopher Wood produced an exquisite selection of lyrical, enigmatic, and luminous canvases. Tellingly, as a young man traveling through Europe in the early 1920s, Wood read and marveled over the collected letters of Vincent Van Gogh. Like Van Gogh, Wood experienced a level of over sensitivity and emotional inner turmoil that ultimately led to suicide. Before his sad death, Wood was a charming and flamboyant personality. He was one of few Englishmen who gained access to fashionable Parisian art circles; he met Pablo Picasso and Sergei Diaghilev, and became great friends with Jean Cocteau. Despite these lofty connections it was not until Wood returned to England, met the hard-working Ben and Winifred Nicholson, encountered the naive pictures of Alfred Wallis, and lived by the unpredictable sea, that he felt home and developed his own distinct and powerful style of painting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (vEIlU)

90 Zebra is the German word for zebra, so maybe this is a commentary on the migration crisis.

Zebra in French is zebre. Italian is funny because the animal is a zebra but the pedestrian crossing stripes are called zebre.

It was the Switzerland comment that got me thinking about this. I haven looked up how to say zebra in Romansch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (wzVKm)

91 Never wrestle an anaconda in a canoe.
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)

Or firearms

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (DjiZK)

92 Speaking of Zebras, the one in the painting could call a better game than any PAC-12 ref.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (DjiZK)


Were they doing the Texas Tech game this weekend? Because usually, snapping the ball into your taint and fumbling it usually means turnover, accept to the refs on that field. To them, it's just an "illegal snap" and a 5 yard penalty.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

93 Parachute guy looks dead.

He will be in a second. I don't think that's a stable parachute.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (xSo9G)

These jokes take away my will to livery.


The art thread is always a place for unbridled joy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (Boy/L)

94 The tragically short but majestic career of Christopher Wood produced an exquisite selection of lyrical, enigmatic, and luminous canvases. Tellingly, as a young man traveling through Europe in the early 1920s, Wood read and marveled over the collected letters of Vincent Van Gogh. Like Van Gogh, Wood experienced a level of over sensitivity and emotional inner turmoil that ultimately led to suicide. Before his sad death, Wood was a charming and flamboyant personality. He was one of few Englishmen who gained access to fashionable Parisian art circles; he met Pablo Picasso and Sergei Diaghilev, and became great friends with Jean Cocteau. Despite these lofty connections it was not until Wood returned to England, met the hard-working Ben and Winifred Nicholson, encountered the naive pictures of Alfred Wallis, and lived by the unpredictable sea, that he felt home and developed his own distinct and powerful style of painting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (vEIlU)


They trained him wrong, as a joke

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (KUaJL)

95 Christopher (also known as Kit) Wood was born John Christopher Wood on April 7, 1901 in Knowsley, near Liverpool.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (vEIlU)

96 I hear zebras are pretty damn mean.
Posted by: BignJames



Can't be domesticated like a mule or horse.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)


I used to think that but my wife wrote a story about a farm with a herd of horses that I think are used for therapeutic purposes that includes a zebra that gets along with the horses and is just one of the herd.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (y7DUB)

97 Except that the zebra is wrong. They're white with black stripes. This guy got it backwards.
Posted by: creeper


Zebra are actually black with white stripes.
Bing it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (sE4m0)

98 The Zebra has a nice crib

He invented crosswalks

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (zYAKU)

99 Muldoon is Gary Larsen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)


Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Posted by: MFM at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (9VeU0)

100 naive pictures

Unclear on the concept.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (Boy/L)

101 Not all of his stuff is this awful

https://www.theartstory.org/artist/wood-christopher/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (vEIlU)

102 Symbols are unrelated
a limerick

A zebra walks into a parking garage
Seems yet another absurdist barrage
Will the man in the chute
Feel the earth under his boot
Or is everything just a mirage?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (J+mig)

103 Do they make zebra-skin rugs? That might be kind of cool.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (lwiT4)

104 Zebras are born a subtle shade of mauve

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 09:57 AM (zYAKU)

105 I just got a note from my husband who is having a
malignant spot removed from his face that he has to start chemo cream
for three weeks because there are more lesions the doctor found. I would
greatly appreciate prayers his way. Thanks yall.

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (mFoNl)


Prayers for you and your husband, Moki. I'll bet he'll be fine. D'oh has had to deal with the same thing, and the cream makes your face look like a burn victim for a while, but it DOES get the cancer. {{hugs}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:58 AM (ptqGC)

106 99 Muldoon is Gary Larsen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?
Posted by: MFM at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (9VeU0)

yes, of course

WDYA ?

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at October 17, 2019 09:58 AM (zYAKU)

107 Zebra are actually black with white stripes.
Bing it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (sE4m0)

The give away is their muzzle color where there is no hair. No such thing as a white horse unless it's albino

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:58 AM (DjiZK)

108 Do they make zebra-skin rugs? That might be kind of cool.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (lwiT4)


We'd like a word with you.....

Posted by: PETA at October 17, 2019 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

109 I used to think that but my wife wrote a story about a farm with a herd of horses that I think are used for therapeutic purposes that includes a zebra that gets along with the horses and is just one of the herd.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Wow. That would be cool.
I know people in East Texas that have a couple of them as exotics, but they can't ride them.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:59 AM (sE4m0)

110 I love donkeys, but they're mean critters, too. A local farm uses one to protect their cows and babies from coyotes. It just hangs out with the cows like they're friends.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:00 AM (ptqGC)

111 I like to bellow the chronic before I paint, just like JackStraw does before he posts.

Posted by: Christopher Wood at October 17, 2019 10:00 AM (uGHnY)

112
Their weapons and equipment were also in separate canisters. Which caused big problems for them in Crete.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (iB1oa)






And that was because of their crude parachutes. They hung from the riser with a forward cant, and upon landing they would have to do a forward roll. Large weapons like rifles and machine guns and made it extremely difficult to do without injury, so they jumped with pistols and grenades only, and the other weapons in the canisters. Worked fine as long as it wasn't a hot DZ.

Oops.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:00 AM (veoSD)

113 This painting depicts Elijah Cummings as the dead parachutist and the new Congressperson from Baltimore is the Zeb-rah (since the artist is English).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:00 AM (LISuA)

114 Architect wakes up and looks at rejected rendering

WTF am I supposed to with this POS now ?

wife " I got an idea "

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (zYAKU)

115 I know people in East Texas that have a couple of them as exotics, but they can't ride them.

I once saw one of those local Charles-Kuralt-wannabes try to ride one on the news. It did not go well for him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (Boy/L)

116 One supposes that Cummins funeral will resemble that of a potentate. Will it eclipse Paul Wellstone's? Probably.

I'm guessing that Trump will not attend, and the media will paint him as an uncaring ogre.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (hnyqs)

117 Zebra... is that "racist" these days?

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (iwxmG)

118 Do they make zebra-skin rugs? That might be kind of cool.
Posted by: grammie winger


zebrahides.com

No kidding. South African.
Exports to every country.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (sE4m0)

119 I'm guessing that Trump will not attend


I'm guessing that the family will loudly and publicly dis-invite him.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)

120 Zebra... is that "racist" these days?
Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (iwxmG)


Not yet. Oreo, however.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

121 rickb223 #39: Zebra are black with white stripes.

Inferior zebras are black with white stripes.

Superior zebras are white with black stripes.

Posted by: Frank Gorshin at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (qBbz7)

122 zebrahides.com



No kidding. South African.

Exports to every country.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (sE4m0)



Cool! My mom needs a new rug.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)

123 Prayers up for Mr. Moki.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (HaL55)

124 Isn't a zebra just a fancy jackass?


Like a congresscritter?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (h41rK)

125
If you say so

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (pNxlR)

126 saw lots of Zebras on recent safari. Seemed fairly innocuous, at least when compared to the always ready to be aggressive elephants. you haven't lived until your jeep has been driven off by two angry bull elephants running full speed in your direction. I called them "Trump One" and "Trump Two".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (LISuA)

127 I'm guessing that Trump will not attend, and the media will paint him as an uncaring ogre.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (hnyqs)
-------------

Which is any day ending in "y."

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (qC1Sy)

128 [ Zebras ] Can't be domesticated like a mule or horse.

That's not true. I once saw this documentary with Tanya Roberts...

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (qc+VF)

129 "Elija Cummings was a man of faith..."

Says some woman on the radio. He CAN'T be. He's a Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

130 108 Do they make zebra-skin rugs? That might be kind of cool.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (lwiT4

I've got one rolled up in my barn attic

Bought it at a Paris Iron market, maybe 40 years ago

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (zYAKU)

131 I'm guessing that Trump will not attend, and the media will paint him as an uncaring ogre.

The Baltimore Sun is verging on blaming Trump for his death.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (ZGrMX)

132 Odd combination...

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (KNsKs)

133 "Elija Cummings was a man of faith..."

Says some woman on the radio. He CAN'T be. He's a Democrat.


He's a man of faith... in his own personal enrichment. Or Marx. Or lots of other things, none of which are God.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)

134 Finish the sentence.

Elijah Cummings was a man of faith who supported killing babies and loved to steal money from taxpayers to enrich himself.


Yes. Big man of faith.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (h41rK)

135 ch is any day ending in "y."
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (qC1Sy)

Wonder who the next future elder statesman from Baltimore will be

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (P4Pk9)

136 Zebra are actually black with white stripes.

Here's a poor little guy who ended up with spots:

https://bit.ly/35Fjxgc

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (dBiBP)

137 131 I'm guessing that Trump will not attend, and the media will paint him as an uncaring ogre.

The Baltimore Sun is verging on blaming Trump for his death.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (ZGrMX)

The Baltimore Sun really went down hill after the story broke that one of their reporters completely fabricated the stories that got him a Pulitzer.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (KUaJL)

138 Wow. That would be cool.
I know people in East Texas that have a couple of them as exotics, but they can't ride them.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:59 AM (sE4m0)


Now that we're both retired I'll suggest that we drive out there and see for myself; it's only ten or so miles away.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (y7DUB)

139 I'm guessing that the family will loudly and publicly dis-invite him.


Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)


=========

I bet they are trying to figure out a basis for indicting PDJT right now for Cummings death.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (LISuA)

140 I know people in East Texas that have a couple of them as exotics, but they can't ride them.

Now there's something for Ben Had to bring to the TX MoMe.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (pPNCa)

141 Moki,

Prayers up for your husband.

Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (bmdz3)

142 That's not true. I once saw this documentary with Tanya Roberts...
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (qc+VF

I saw that documentary. Many times. In slow motion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (h41rK)

143 fat zebra

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (G546f)

144 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

My warmest condolences to the family and many friends of Congressman Elijah Cummings. I got to see first hand the strength, passion and wisdom of this highly respected political leader. His work and voice on so many fronts will be very hard, if not impossible, to replace!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (vEIlU)

145 Yes. Big man of faith.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (h41rK)



I do believe he was a regular church-goer. But going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (lwiT4)

146 Cummings was one of the most loathsome, irresponsible, corrupt and racist public figures of recent times. Rather sickening to see Trump's over-the-top condolence comment.


Alternative I'd have preferred:


"Congressman Cummings was loved by his family, and had a history of existence to his staff, and the community at large."

Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (QDnY+)

147 Moki,

Prayers up for your husband.


+1.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (pPNCa)

148 Moki, prayers for Mr. Moki

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (G546f)

149 I love donkeys, but they're mean critters, too. A local farm uses one to protect their cows and babies from coyotes. It just hangs out with the cows like they're friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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As a 14 year old, some friends and I roped a wildish donkey, and took turns trying to ride. No one died, but there were many bruises.

The donkeys of Bull Island were legendary, and of course Crosby had zebras over there too.

That was in Bluffton, BTW, when it was still only 700 people, all natives. Gone now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (hnyqs)

150 Babylon Bee suggestion:

Trump brought up on impeachment charges for murdering Elijah Cummings via his Trump Curse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (h41rK)

151 saw lots of Zebras on recent safari. Seemed fairly innocuous, at least when compared to the always ready to be aggressive elephants.

you haven't lived until your jeep has been driven off by two angry bull elephants running full speed in your direction. I called them "Trump One" and "Trump Two".
Posted by: Huck Follywood



Which always bothered me that lions were the "king of the jungle".

Dude, what kind of king can you be when your subject can accidentally stomp you into a greasy spot? Much less intentionally.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:08 AM (sE4m0)

152 You know what would make Cummings' funeral amusing? Starting a rumor that there was $100k in cash in the coffin with him.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at October 17, 2019 10:08 AM (AM1GF)

153 Trump brought up on impeachment charges for murdering Elijah Cummings via his Trump Curse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (h41rK)

aha!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 10:08 AM (G546f)

154
"Congressman Cummings was loved by his family, and had a history of existence to his staff, and the community at large."


Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (QDnY+)

=======
Or, how about "We thank Congressman Cummings for saving the taxpayers a long and expensive retirement". That cold enough for you?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:09 AM (LISuA)

155 they say the zebra is on a rooftop

didn't we do Pink Floyd in the last thread?

Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 10:09 AM (XTiHL)

156
'Rats queuing up in B'more to pay their respects ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:09 AM (pNxlR)

157 "Elijah Cummings was a man of faith..."

They all had faith that Hillary would win and they'd never get caught.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (Ry8mf)

158 I just can't believe this happened. I just saw congressman John Lewis this morning. This is tragically.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (pw+jk)

159 oof

off sock

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (9VeU0)

160 Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:08 AM (sE4m0)


Exactly. IMO, the King is not the lion, it's the elephant.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (LISuA)

161 Does Cummings have an annoying daughter who has a loud mouth and eats too many donuts?


Just checking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (h41rK)

162 Can anyone name one thing that Cummings did? I mean other than devastate the city of Baltimore.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

163 OK, I need someone to explain this to me.

It looks like a collage from a grade school assignment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (BmxiN)

164 Which always bothered me that lions were the "king of the jungle".

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Not to us.

Posted by: The amaZulu at October 17, 2019 10:11 AM (iB1oa)

165 I just can't believe this happened. I just saw congressman John Lewis this morning. This is tragically.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (pw+jk)


"Stand up, Elijah...."

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Is there something about zebras that make them not domesticatable? I know the russian dude who has been breeding foxes and after a few generations they're almost like cats or dogs.

I feel like there could be a market for something like this for other animals like zebras. Rich people'd eat that shit up "Oh, you have a horse? That's quaint. I've got a zebra."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 10:11 AM (KUaJL)

167 admit it, when Cummings and Bachman got together and ripped out 'American Woman' we all thought he was a bad ass

Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 10:11 AM (XTiHL)

168 I do believe he was a regular church-goer. But going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (lwiT4)
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Yep.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:12 AM (qC1Sy)

169 going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick.

Nice, grammie. That is one to remember.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:12 AM (1+J19)

170 "Congresscretin Cummings was a carbon-based life form of indeterminate origin."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 10:12 AM (HaL55)

171 Moki,

Prayers up for your husband.
Posted by: JTB

Seconded.

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:12 AM (arJlL)

172 A reverse quagga.
Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO)


Is a female quagga a quagga mare?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (xG/b0)

173 Cummings funeral will be like Wellstone on steroids - they will come charging out afterward waving torches shouting IMPEACH FOR ELIJAH1!11!

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (9VeU0)

174 I swear...Ed and Allahpundit are both still convinced impeachment's a serious thing.

Their insight into how politics works is pretty terrible, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (q80AH)

175 I read an article (ok, the headline) that said that zebra stripes actually prevent bugs from biting them. A bunch of people painted black and white stripes on cows and horses and for some reason they resulted in fewer insect bites.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (KUaJL)


Remind me on some other art thread to tell you the story of the Dutch artist - during the age of the great landscape painters - who was obsessed with cows and would go around and paint cows into other artists' paintings.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (BmxiN)

176 97 Zebra are actually black with white stripes.
Bing it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (sE4m0)
I did. Well, I DuckDucked it. Looks like the jury is still out, depending on whether you're considering their fur or their skin. Here's what the San Diego Zoo has to say:

Stripes: White with black or black with white?
This is one of the most-asked questions about zebras. So what's up with
the stripes? Zebras are generally thought to have white coats with
black (sometimes brown) stripes. That's because if you look at most
zebras, the stripes end on their belly and toward the inside of the
legs, and the rest is all white. However (there had to be a catch,
right?), some zebras are born with genetic variations that make them all
black with white stripes, or mostly dark with the striped pattern on
just part of their coats. And as it turns out, zebras have black skin
underneath their hair. So it depends on how you look at it!

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (JKTNb)

177
quagga: the name you get when the Creator and Adam get tired of handing out names.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (pNxlR)

178 Is a female quagga a quagga mare?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (xG/b0)
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*throws tomato*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (iB1oa)

179 Wonder who the next future elder statesman from Baltimore will be

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (P4Pk9)

===
I would imagine his son. Isn't that how these black run shitholes work out these things?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (pw+jk)

180 162 Can anyone name one thing that Cummings did? I mean other than devastate the city of Baltimore.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

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I think he stood out among Congresscritters when it came to arrogance and making stupid statements.

Which, if you think about it, is a pretty high bar to clear.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (qC1Sy)

181 Moki, prayers.

FWIW, I go through that every year or two. I've been contemplating claiming the the scars are Heidelberg scars, to lend them some exotic appeal, and hint at an interesting past.

I would guess that the cream is topical fluorouracil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (hnyqs)

182 Funny, the signature on Rudy's "subpoena" does not match Cummings'.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (1+J19)

183 Can I ask the horde for some advice?

Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)

184 Cummings funeral will be like Wellstone on steroids - they will come charging out afterward waving torches shouting IMPEACH FOR ELIJAH1!11!
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (9VeU0)


All except Maxine Waters.

She'll be screaming "CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN!!!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:16 AM (BmxiN)

185
183 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)


That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:16 AM (pNxlR)

186 Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (IttZ7)

187 I think he stood out among Congresscritters when it came to arrogance and making stupid statements.

Which, if you think about it, is a pretty high bar to clear.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (qC1Sy)


I mean, all I've heard so far is "Historic.....first african-american......"

No policy. Nothing significant. Just "elected.....black."

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

188 Can I ask the horde for some advice?

Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)

Daredevil, huh?

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (X/Pw5)

189 Why is that zebra perched on the edge of a wall? Looks painful. Poorly executed painting, paint is applied smearingly, and hard to determine what is suspended from that parachute, an animal, a human?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (gYKMg)

190 Good to wake to the wonderful news of Cummings' death and descent into Hell. Here's to hoping he suffered horribly in his last hours. Also, here's also to hoping evidence of his financial corruption emerges soon.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (iw59Q)

191 going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick.

Nice, grammie. That is one to remember.
Posted by: t-bird


Yep.

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (arJlL)

192 A reverse quagga.

That would be an aggauq.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (NWiLs)

193 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)


Rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

194 I've seen better paintings of zebras and parachutes. This is a mediocre entry in the zebra parachute genre.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (sMKjL)

195 I am naming the zebra Bhussein cause he is half black

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (JFO2v)

196 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)


Why not? My life's a smoking ruin, let's see what I can do with yours.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (BmxiN)

197 193 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)

Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

==========

*rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*

That just made it worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)

198 Can we post and re-post and re-re-post a headline/story about Cummings buying the farm?

He was such a carbuncle... I think we should be allowed to comment again, and again, and again.

I rarely act this way. I'm one of those "show some respect for the dead" kind of people. He's an exception, mostly.

What a lesion on society. Nice to see it excised.

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (iwxmG)

199 Can I ask the horde for some advice?

SURE !

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (arJlL)

200 Elijah Cummings served the good people of Georgia well. It was terrible news to my wife Dr. Jill, our son Beau, and the cute little pink elephant in the corner. He will be sourly messed.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (pw+jk)

201 183 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)

about surprise otter anal or a non sex question??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (JFO2v)

202 *rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*

That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)


Rub some salve on the previously dirty spot.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Now that we're both retired I'll suggest that we drive out there and see for myself; it's only ten or so miles away.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Tri Lakes Veterinary Clinic outside of Mt. Pleasant.
Dr. Cathy Cranmore.
They raise zebras, camels & kangaroos. Plus all the other dogs, cats & farm animals.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (sE4m0)

204 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro


Of course you can. Some of the responses might even be helpful.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (AM1GF)

205
Of the elder African Americans in Congress now, John Lewis I get - he took some major hits for civil rights. So far as I can tell, the rest of 'em are Reverend Jacksons: "Oh, I was there, but I did not do anything of note."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (pNxlR)

206 imo Cummings was too dumb to be one of evil's top men. The manipulative puppeteers are more diabolical and sinister. But Cummings certainly seemed happy to leave "his people" suffering, while he got rich, and it doesn't take brains to know better.


I can't judge where he will end up, but there is some OT verse about "seeing the reward of the wicked", and I think there is a NT version of that as well, kinda like we will see the trial of those that caused us pain.


On the other hand, Trump's idea of revenge for evil acts also has merit. It is not an eternal judgement, but a practical worldly justice. Government should impose it on criminals, but if that fails, it is up to the citizenry, or the individual. The founders agreed to be rebels, after all, and started a revolution. We need a few good men.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (Cus5s)

207 Can I ask the horde for some advice? 
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY) 

Always keep one eye open to protect from surprise anal.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (sMKjL)

208
I mean, all I've heard so far is "Historic.....first african-american......"

No policy. Nothing significant. Just "elected.....black."
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

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Cummings was 68 years old. Pretty young to be a "historic" congresscritter.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (qC1Sy)

209 Which always bothered me that lions were the "king of the jungle".
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Pfft.

Posted by: George at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (hnyqs)

210 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
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Pretty sure the answer will be "surprise anal".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (iB1oa)

211 going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick.

Nice, grammie. That is one to remember.
Posted by: t-bird

Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)

212 209 Which always bothered me that lions were the "king of the jungle".
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Pfft.
Posted by: George at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (hnyqs)

==========

Please...learn something. Anything. You keep making the same mistakes over and over again.

10 seasons of you being a retarded monkey is just too much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (q80AH)

213 Fluorouracil...I go down that road every four years. My face looks leprous for weeks and itches so badly I want to tear it off. Many people abandon it halfway through. But if you can stay with it it will wipe out pre-cancerous lesions.

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (JKTNb)

214 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM


Depends on how badly you want that ambulance ride.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (ejd/p)

215 Yep. Zebra, parachute, concrete cones. That about covers it.

Welcome to Friday eve, my Hordelings. Tough it out and you'll avoid Murphy and Finagle, whose depredations stalk the land.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

216 197 193 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)

Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

==========

*rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*

That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)

Slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)

217
*rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*

That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)

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But, did you slap a hot iron to it?

By the way, congratulations!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (qC1Sy)

218 Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)


You ain't just whistling Dixie, there bud.

Posted by: Molested Children Everywhere at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Genders:

[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[ ] Mentally Ill

Posted by: No. 498225902 at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (4Eo4+)

220
The politician's corpse was laid in rich repose
And while all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged
I wept
For I had longed to see him hanged

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (hnyqs)

221 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly

Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)

222 216
Slap hot iron to it!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)

217
*rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*

That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)

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But, did you slap a hot iron to it?

By the way, congratulations!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (qC1Sy)

==========

Hordemind!

And thanks! I've worked hard on this baby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (q80AH)

223 Slap hot iron to it!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
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>< missed it by that much.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (qC1Sy)

224 UPDATE: ELIJAH CUMMINGS STILL DEAD

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (jYnPD)

225 207 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro


we can't be worse at it than Jordan Peterson.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (3IWnq)

226 I am so grateful for this place.

I love the posts (thanks JJ, CBD, OM, MisHum, WeirdDave, TJM, KT, Weasel and of course, Ace!!!)

I love spraying coffee all over my monitor because of a pithy comment from you guys.

I love and appreciate being able to come here with a need, and having your prayers sent up to the Almighty. You are amazing people, and I am overwhelmed by you guys.

Thanks

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (mFoNl)

227 Can I ask the horde for some advice?

SURE !
Posted by: JT


Slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (sE4m0)

228 "Monkey Paratroop Horse-Ship Dazzle Scheme."

It is all good.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (OR8aV)

229 Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith.
Posted by: Insomniac
--------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bishop John Spong at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (hnyqs)

230 229 Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith.
Posted by: Insomniac
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bishop John Spong at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (hnyqs)

===========

*waits for someone to say the Holy See, sweating*
-Pope Francis

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (q80AH)

231 Alcee Hastings is the congressman I'd like to see (or not) in Supermax.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (3IWnq)

232 Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
-----------

Most cromulent observation.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (qC1Sy)

233 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)


Love everyone. Even the fucked up ones.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

234 Hordemind!



And thanks! I've worked hard on this baby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (q80AH)

===
For almost three minutes at a time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (pw+jk)

235 Why are so many people on our side saying RIP to a treasonous congressman who participated in an attempt to overthrow our govt?

Not to mention the countless times he's lied and called us nazis.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Ha at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (OP2H/)

236 what Moki said.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (3IWnq)

237 Drinking vodka till 5 am with blonde haired, blue eyed Russian babe went well.

Kidney status: Both still intact and off the black market.

I know you guys were worried about me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (YA914)

238 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly

Posted by: Euro


Explain that the person is not well, and that part of that includes that the person will respond poorly to being confronted about it, so it may be best not to.

Which is bollocks, but you wanted advice, not my opinion.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (AM1GF)

239 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
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Only very advisedly. Proceed with due caution.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (hnyqs)

240 we can't be worse at it than Jordan Peterson.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (3IWnq)
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Challenge accepted.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (qC1Sy)

241 Congrats to you and the Missus, James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (arJlL)

242 The surprise anal and hot iron are good points...but I'm trying to keep the kidlet from freaking

Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (BTfTY)

243 226 I am so grateful for this place.

I love the posts (thanks JJ, CBD, OM, MisHum, WeirdDave, TJM, KT, Weasel and of course, Ace!!!)

I love spraying coffee all over my monitor because of a pithy comment from you guys.

I love and appreciate being able to come here with a need, and having your prayers sent up to the Almighty. You are amazing people, and I am overwhelmed by you guys.

Thanks
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (mFoNl)


I feel the same way. As someone who lives in a leftist neighborhood, it's nice to have a port in the storm.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (TdMsT)

244 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)


Sometimes, parents fail. Bigly.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

245 241 Congrats to you and the Missus, James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (arJlL)

========

Thanks!

15 days, if she can make it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)

246 >For almost three minutes at a time.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (pw+jk)


30 seconds and a 2.5 minute nap?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (sjdRT)

247 Say that such people aren't normal, they're either crazy or being lied to, but taunting them won't help him with their problems.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (mdzLa)

248 All except Maxine Waters.

She'll be screaming "CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN!!!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:


****

Ok. That made me snort Cheerios onto the counter.
Funny.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (axyOa)

249 216 197 193 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)

prolly the most sad request I have ever heard

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (zYAKU)

250 Why are so many people on our side saying RIP to a treasonous congressman who participated in an attempt to overthrow our govt?

Posted by: Ha at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (OP2H/)

Because grownups know the difference between public utterances and private thoughts.

You should try it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (wYseH)

251 246 >For almost three minutes at a time.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (pw+jk)


30 seconds and a 2.5 minute nap?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (sjdRT)

I read that as a double tap

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (JFO2v)

252 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
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Only very advisedly. Proceed with due caution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Oh, stop.

You're scaring him.

Or her.

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (arJlL)

253 Hi Euro!

Well the little guy/girl is just too young to really have the ability to lie to themselves. Not sure that's a bad thing so I would just see if you could get them to keep quiet.

Learning to be silent should be doable and is a good life skill.

Learning doublethink, not so much.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (Rarvo)

254 213 Fluorouracil...I go down that road every four years. My face looks leprous for weeks and itches so badly I want to tear it off. Many people abandon it halfway through. But if you can stay with it it will wipe out pre-cancerous lesions.
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (J

Thanks. I've had MOHS surgery on my ear, and that took care of it. The doc said that hubby's Marine years and then working as a surveyor were probably the cause of this stuff. I think working outside in sunny environments (hello Saudi desert) probably added to the mix.

The heads up on the medications effects is helpful. Thanks guys.

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (mFoNl)

255 I love and appreciate being able to come here with a need, and having your prayers sent up to the Almighty. You are amazing people, and I am overwhelmed by you guys.

Thanks
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (mFoNl)


And we helped!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

256 Can I ask the horde for some advice?

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Use a bit of spit (the devil's lube) because there are some people that like surprise anal but nobody likes surprise DRY anal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (pw+jk)

257 Not onea you smartassses bothered to tell poor Euro "Yes"? C'mon, gang. There's gotta be a great story somewhere in there.

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (JKTNb)

258 >>233 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)

1. Cover mouth.
2. Wide eyes.
3. Point.
4. Laugh.

Kids are bright. They get it.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (OR8aV)

259 I feel the same way. As someone who lives in a leftist neighborhood, it's nice to have a port in the storm.
Posted by: Ladyl
---------

Added Plus: We don't block your driveway with inert machinery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (hnyqs)

260 >Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (JFO2v)


Are you going to the MoMee?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (sjdRT)

261 Are we sure this isn't one of J. J.'s photoshopped images?

Posted by: sinalco at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (yODqO)

262 Are you going to the MoMee?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (sjdRT)


Where is it?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

263 Hordemind!



And thanks! I've worked hard on this baby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (q80AH)

===
For almost three minutes at a time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019


***

Does The Paolo know?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)

264 245 241 Congrats to you and the Missus, James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (arJlL)

========

Thanks!

15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)

Once you're at the T-14 days mark or so, she can pop at any minute. Have your go bag ready!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

265 Why are so many people on our side saying RIP to a treasonous congressman who participated in an attempt to overthrow our govt?

Because this is one area where being better than our opponents doesn't actually hurt us.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)

266 Are we sure this isn't one of J. J.'s photoshopped images?
Posted by: sinalco at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (yODqO)


It's Barack Owebama's birth certificate.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

267 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly
Posted by: Euro


One doesn't. That's what's got us in this mess in the first place.

Not willing to call bullshit when we see it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (sE4m0)

268
257 Not onea you smartassses bothered to tell poor Euro "Yes"? C'mon, gang. There's gotta be a great story somewhere in there.
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (JKTNb)


Throwing elbows and stomping on toes, creeper charges to the front of the answering queue.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (pNxlR)

269 Not onea you smartassses bothered to tell poor Euro "Yes"? C'mon, gang. There's gotta be a great story somewhere in there.
Posted by: creeper

I said SURE !

Jeepers !

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (arJlL)

270 >Where is it?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)


At Ben Had's place this weekend.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (sjdRT)

271 Does anyone else notice a cooling tower for a nuclear reactor in the background of the painting?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (tVQUs)

272 260 >Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (JFO2v)


Are you going to the MoMee?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (sjdRT)

Alas no

Check cashing place would not cash my moms welfare check and already gave blood 3x this month.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (JFO2v)

273 15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)

Woohoo!


Hordeling incoming!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (jYnPD)

274 264
Thanks!

15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)

Once you're at the T-14 days mark or so, she can pop at any minute. Have your go bag ready!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

==========

Well, 22 days to her actual due date. Induction is scheduled a week earlier. So, Second Junior could easily come in about 8 days. I'm really hoping for November, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (q80AH)

275
Fluorouracil...I go down that road every four years. My face looks
leprous for weeks and itches so badly I want to tear it off. Many people
abandon it halfway through. But if you can stay with it it will wipe
out pre-cancerous lesions.


Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (JKTNb)


D'oh last went through that about four years ago. He looked like the victim of an acid attack. He's due for another round soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (ptqGC)

276 At Ben Had's place this weekend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (sjdRT)


City?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

277 Well, being as I'm at work, I suppose I should do some work.

Darn it.

Later.

*meanders off, clipboard under arm, because nothing says, "working" like a clipboard.*

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (qC1Sy)

278 Because grownups know the difference between public utterances and private thoughts.

You should try it.

..

He was an enemy of the republic.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Ha at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (OP2H/)

279 At least regarding this painting I don't get Wood.

Posted by: Jim H at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (qT73I)

280 273 15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)

Woohoo!


Hordeling incoming!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (jYnPD)

Hordelings are like banelings right?

Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (6GjnW)

281 "221 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly"

Report her parents to Child Protective Services if they are encouraging it. Loudly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (iw59Q)

282 I just got a note from my husband who is having a
malignant spot removed from his face that he has to start chemo cream
for three weeks because there are more lesions the doctor found. I would
greatly appreciate prayers his way. Thanks yall.

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (mFoNl)

Prayers for your Husband, Moki.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (RD7QR)

283 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)
~~~~~

Tell the normal 5 yr. old that the girl pretending to be a boy is just being silly.

I wouldn't stop normal 5 yr. old from telling it like it is--that's exactly what all of us should be doing. Loudly.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (sGotD)

284 271 Does anyone else notice a cooling tower for a nuclear reactor in the background of the painting?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (tVQUs)

Yes , but it can't be cuz this was painted in 1930. Any other industries have cooling towers like this?

Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (OyyDO)

285 Were they doing the Texas Tech game this weekend? Because usually, snapping the ball into your taint and fumbling it usually means turnover, accept to the refs on that field. To them, it's just an "illegal snap" and a 5 yard penalty.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)'

Baylor Bears say "Hey Tech! LOLGFY!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)

286 City?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

No...country!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (wYseH)

287 233 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is.

Loudly Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)

......

Get him a blog.

We need more like him.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (YA914)

288 Hello? Acme Institute for Speed Reading? Have you openings in the next class?

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (JKTNb)

289 Sponge - I believe its near Corsicana.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)

290 Meggie Mac keeps angrily claiming that Jared an Ivanka "crashed" her dad's funeral.

Except a friend of the family said they were absolutely invited.


You can judge some people by the fact they issue "do not attend" warnings to people regarding funerals. Like the one Sarah Palin was given.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (ptqGC)

291 ive discussed with kidlet that we don't need to discuss such publicly, but she's a strong minded Moron in training. When she sees a girl come out of the men's loo, she can't not say something. Other problems - we can't avoid the confused one, as she's friends with my oldest (who is definitely not a Moron)

Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (BTfTY)

292 -that's exactly what all of us should be doing. Loudly.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (sGotD)

Shame is a powerful tool in a good society's arsenal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (wYseH)

293 Check cashing place would not cash my moms welfare check and already gave blood 3x this month.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS


If it hadn't been 30 proof you could have done it in one trip.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (AM1GF)

294 No...country!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (wYseH)


Ok.....closest town?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

295 At least regarding this painting I don't get Wood.
Posted by: Jim H at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM


Bob Dole can help with that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (ejd/p)

296
Meggie Mac keeps angrily claiming that Jared an Ivanka "crashed" her dad's funeral.


Like, with a hard drive?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (pNxlR)

297
D'oh last went through that about four years ago. He looked like the victim of an acid attack. He's due for another round soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019

Yikes. I realized that wearing makeup since age 16 probably protected my face from a lot of sun damage, since I spent a great deal of time outside as well. His face is perfect, so he doesn't need it.

How is your foot doing? How Mr. D'Oh handling his new diet, etc?

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (mFoNl)

298 Meggie Mac keeps angrily claiming that Jared an Ivanka "crashed" her dad's funeral.

She also keeps angrily shoveling the Golden Corral buffet into her mouth.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (ZGrMX)

299 Report her parents to Child Protective Services if they are encouraging it. Loudly.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (iw59Q)

Her Two Mommies are going to be very angry with you if you do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)

300 289 Sponge - I believe its near Corsicana.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)

fruitcake

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (zYAKU)

301 Sponge - I believe its near Corsicana.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)


Gotcha.

Guess I wish I would'a paid attention. That's not too terrible a drive for me.

But the kid has a band competition this weekend, so it's likely I would have to miss regardless.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

302 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly
Posted by: Euro

Telling the truth is a revolutionary act, these days. I would explain the same thing that I would as if they were observing a morbidly obese or disfigured person.

Otherwise, the kid is probably not old enough to comprehend mental illness. I would try to minimize contact as much as possible.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (jYnPD)

303 Thanks!

15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)

Once you're at the T-14 days mark or so, she can pop at any minute. Have your go bag ready!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

****

Once go bag is done keep the gas tank full. And be sure to leave her the number so she can call after the Hordeling arrives.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:33 AM (axyOa)

304 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)

You know, once upon a time I would've said just tell the 5 year old that the he/she isn't normal, but it's impolite to point/stare/whatever, the same way you'd advise them about someone who's morbidly obese, severely disabled, whatever. But now, I think one of the reasons why society is going down the shitter is that we're so afraid of being "impolite" that we don't call out the cancerous insanity that is killing the body politic.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)

305 "299 Report her parents to Child Protective Services if they are encouraging it. Loudly.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (iw59Q)

Her Two Mommies are going to be very angry with you if you do that."


Put them in the men's prison.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:33 AM (iw59Q)

306 Meggie Mac keeps angrily claiming that Jared an Ivanka "crashed" her dad's funeral.[i/]

Like, with a hard drive?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM


Soon....

Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2019 10:33 AM (ejd/p)

307 Jeez, I feel bad about giving a diplomatic answer to Euro now...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (AM1GF)

308 How does one explain to a 5 yr old that a girl pretending to be a boy is not normal, but we don't need to tell the person that? See this confused girl several times a week, and 5 yr old calls it like it is. Loudly
Posted by: Euro

****

First of all is she playing tomboy? And if so, can she cover 2nd base?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (axyOa)

309 Almost 300 so I'll go political. Were Elijah Cummins not who he is I'd say "Well, short, heavy guy, probably had a bad diet, high stress, doubt he exercised much. Not really surprising." But since the times are interesting in the Chinese sense I'm just going straight to paranoia and wondering who he pissed off.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

310 Sponge - I believe its near Corsicana.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)

fruitcake
Posted by: REDACTED


Collin Street Bakery!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:35 AM (sE4m0)

311 309 Almost 300 so I'll go political. Were Elijah Cummings not who he is I'd say "Well, short, heavy guy, probably had a bad diet, high stress, doubt he exercised much. Not really surprising." But since the times are interesting in the Chinese sense I'm just going straight to paranoia and wondering who he pissed off.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

==========

Trump sacrificed Cummings to Gaia to prevent America from being torn apart by hurricanes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (q80AH)

312 First of all is she playing tomboy? And if so, can she cover 2nd base?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (axyOa)

They're 5, none of them can cover shit.

Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (6GjnW)

313 Thursday again. Not even trying today...

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (NTkSq)

314
*meanders off, clipboard under arm, because nothing says, "working" like a clipboard.*
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (qC1Sy)

I love this. May have also done it a time or two.

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (mFoNl)

315 He was an enemy of the republic.


Fuck him.


Posted by: Ha at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (OP2H/)

I guess you missed the point. Maybe somebody else can help you with it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (wYseH)

316
Trump sacrificed Cummings to Gaia to prevent America from being torn apart by hurricanes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (q80AH)


Wow. That's a really stand up thing to do. If it saves JUST ONE LIFE........

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

317 >Trump sacrificed Cummings to Gaia to prevent America from being torn apart by hurricanes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (q80AH)


Now do Schiff.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (sjdRT)

318 Meggie Mac keeps angrily claiming that Jared an Ivanka "crashed" her dad's funeral.[i/]

I know when I wanna good time

I crash a funeral

the booze and the cookies are fab

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (zYAKU)

319 First of all is she playing tomboy? And if so, can she cover 2nd base?

What's on second.

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (arJlL)

320 Aside from my awesome pr0n name, my greatest accomplishment is my program to provide a multitude of rat companions to all of my constituents.

Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (c45xH)

321 Jeez, I feel bad about giving a diplomatic answer to Euro now...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
---------

Don't. Most conservatives are polite people, and are disinclined to point out hurtful truths.

The Left are past-masters at taking advantage of this trait. That's why they still have their teeth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (hnyqs)

322 They're 5, none of them can cover shit.

Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (6GjnW)

Which makes their games hugely entertaining.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)

323 Growing up I knew a little girl like this. Everyone humored her. She's gay. I wonder how it she would have turned out if we'd told it like it was.

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (JKTNb)

324 Almost 300 so I'll go political. Were Elijah Cummings not who he is I'd say "Well, short, heavy guy, probably had a bad diet, high stress, doubt he exercised much. Not really surprising." But since the times are interesting in the Chinese sense I'm just going straight to paranoia and wondering who he pissed off.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)


****

What motel was he in and who was in bed with him? And how old was he/she and what language did he/she speak?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (axyOa)

325 Not surprised he committed suicide at thirty by jumping under a train. The guy must have had problems.

Among other things, Wood was bisexual-- he had affairs with older married homosexuals as well as with women. He also had a couple of psychotic breaks before he killed himself.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (pPNCa)

326 If it makes you feel better, Ha, it's because it will drive them crazy.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:38 AM (VP1E6)

327
318 Meggie Mac keeps angrily claiming that Jared an Ivanka "crashed" her dad's funeral.[i/]

I know when I wanna good time

I crash a funeral

the booze and the cookies are fab
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (zYAKU)


"I'm just here to collect the $200 that piker owed me from last weekend's sports' bets"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:38 AM (pNxlR)

328 *meanders off, clipboard under arm, because nothing says, "working" like a clipboard.*

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman

at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (qC1Sy)
====
You work for CalTrans?
I've seen 7 guys with clipboards looking down on ONE poor bastard with a shovel.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:38 AM (pw+jk)

329 Cooling towers like that were first built for coal powered plants.

The one for powerplant IM was built in 1921

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/power-plant-im

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (9VeU0)

330 211
going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick.



Nice, grammie. That is one to remember.

Posted by: t-bird



Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)


Some apposite quotes: "Just because the cat had kittens in the oven, that don't make 'em biscuits."

St. Paul to Timothy: "...pursue righteousness, devotion, faith, love, patience, and gentleness."

"Also, buy ammo."

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (XuBZu)

331 Now do Schiff.
Posted by: Muad'dib
--------

Well, that's easy. Just add 'We now have conclusive proof.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (hnyqs)

332 "going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick."

good one. That whole sprinkling with a little water thing, or open confessions to men down by the river .... I think God does a more full audit of the heart. It is not just a simple "I got this guy saved cuz I got him emotional for a day and he 'accepted the Lord', aren't I great for getting him saved" ... kinda deal.


And certainly not ritual attendance or repetition of chants. imo the institution side of "The Church" is parallel to the institution side of government. The life is in the local gatherings and good men/women that don't usually get the highest praise. New life should probably not be put in the old wine skins, institutions of fossilized dogma. ymmv

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Cus5s)

333 Added Plus: We don't block your driveway with inert machinery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (hnyqs)


That's the best thing about members of the Horde. They are so thoughtful.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (TdMsT)

334 Alt title: Spetsnaz hunts for dinner

Posted by: Galil at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Pzzpr)

335 Megan McCain is a spoiled brat cuunt that doesn't know one iota of what it's like to be an average human in America.

Screw her. Her dad was an evil sellout that had both hands in attempting to destroy this country.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

336 fruitcake
Posted by: REDACTED


Collin Street Bakery!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:35 AM (sE4m0)

The Dallas fruitcakes used to bring me fruitcakes to my shop

they make great tarp weights

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:40 AM (zYAKU)

337 This looks like Chernobyl before the meltdown.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 10:40 AM (kLDv+)

338 What motel was he in and who was in bed with him? And how old was he/she and what language did he/she speak?


Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM


---

Had a guy like that at our VFW. Married to a SES in DC. He stayed home and she came home on the weekends.


He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)

339 Remember when we like Meghan McCain because she had big cans?

Now she's just fat.

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (9VeU0)

340
The Dallas fruitcakes used to bring me fruitcakes to my shop

they make great tarp weights
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:40 AM (zYAKU)


Do they play at Reunion Arena?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Quick Horde Fact Request.

Like, this is useless after 10:40.

Real student shooting stats. We're doing active shooter drill.

I said there are 30K firearms deaths in the US, per year, 20K are one category.

They said school shootings! Do you really think there are 20K school shootings?

So I'm quoting numbers from my head about how vanishingly rare school shootings are, but a quick link would help.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (wzVKm)

342 Insomniac, exactly my preference in dealing with this). The oldest kidlet is a berniebot, and we've had some really heated exchanges on the whole XX cannot magic itself into XY just because it wants to (and kid is a bio major I might add, God help us).

Little one still at the stage where she loves every one, and wants to help others...including showing the bender which loo to use. Gets awkward (well, truthfully it's frickin hysterical) when she's offering this assistance in the middle of the food court in front of 20 Marines. Did I mention she's loud?

Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (BTfTY)

343 312 They're 5, none of them can cover shit.
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (6GjnW)

Well, who's getting in her face about being a shitty 2nd baseman, then?

Posted by: Allie at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (sm6Pk)

344 Remember when we like Meghan McCain because she had big cans?

Now she's just fat.

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (9VeU0)


I love tits, but the fake ones just don't impress me.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

345
144 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

My warmest condolences to the family and many friends of Congressman Elijah Cummings. I got to see first hand the strength, passion and wisdom of this highly respected political leader. His work and voice on so many fronts will be very hard, if not impossible, to replace!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (vEIlU)






I do believe that the Golden Scalp Weasel is being more than a little bit sarcastic with this condolence message.

I might go as far as to classify this as sardonic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (veoSD)

346
He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)


You caught the stripper's show instead?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

347 Yikes. I realized that wearing makeup since age 16
probably protected my face from a lot of sun damage, since I spent a
great deal of time outside as well. His face is perfect, so he doesn't
need it.



How is your foot doing? How Mr. D'Oh handling his new diet, etc?

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (mFoNl)


I will say, after the weeks-long treatment, my husband's face was as smooth and soft as baby skin.


I use a makeup foundation with SPF 50 in it. I've had a cancer removed from the side of my nose, and I'm fanatical about sunscreen. Remember teen years and using baby oil to sunbathe? Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:42 AM (ptqGC)

348 ->>UPDATE: ELIJAH CUMMINGS STILL DEAD
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

At least he can still vote for himself.

Posted by: Aviator at October 17, 2019 10:42 AM (daAqw)

349 And I thought this cup of coffee from a fresh can was going to be the high point of the day. Cummings? Damn, the day just gets better and better.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (9Om/r)

350 Moki and others,

Mrs. JTB has to be careful about too much sun exposure. She uses shirts, hats, and jackets by Solumbra which blocks most rays beyond just the cloth. Duluth Trading has a similar line.

Although I've had no problem so far, my GP suggested wide brim hats to protect my ears and head. A baseball cap isn't enough. The beard covers the lower part of my face.

Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (bmdz3)

351 "Little one still at the stage where she loves every one, and wants to help others...
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (BTfTY)"

Nothing to worry about then, this is a phase that all women eventually grow out of.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)

352 I saw Tarp Weights open for Camel Nose, Atlanta, The Fox, 1983

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (hnyqs)

353 I know when I wanna good time



I crash a funeral



the booze and the cookies are fab

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (zYAKU)


I put on damned fine funeral receptions at our church, but sadly, no booze.

But, yeah. I don't go to funerals for a good time. Just buried one of my dearest friends about a month ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

354 He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)



You caught the stripper's show instead?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM

---

Oh hell no. She was married to a Sailor who worked for me and she made his life hell. I hated he guts.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:45 AM (JUOKG)

355 The beard covers the lower part of my face.

I stand in her shadow and I'm totally protected.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 17, 2019 10:45 AM (cfSLd)

356 341 Quick Horde Fact Request.

Like, this is useless after 10:40.

....

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (wzVKm)]


We're going to need a bigger time machine.

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:45 AM (9VeU0)

357 Little one still at the stage where she loves every one, and wants to help others...including showing the bender which loo to use. Gets awkward (well, truthfully it's frickin hysterical) when she's offering this assistance in the middle of the food court in front of 20 Marines. Did I mention she's loud?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (BTfTY)

Sounds hilarious actually. I think that whatever you do, don't discourage her from seeing and calling out the truth of things.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)

358 fruitcake
Posted by: REDACTED


Collin Street Bakery!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:35 AM (sE4m0)

Maybe they will bury him next to McLame

Any errant piss meant for John will hit Elijah

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (zYAKU)

359 *her

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

360 The parachutist is Elijah Cummings descending into hell, his route takes him through the Trump tower in NYC, from the penthouses all the way down into the steam tunnels.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (LmEBu)

361 "Little one still at the stage where she loves every one, and wants to help others...
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (BTfTY)"


Reminder: God didn't get it wrong. Parenting is hard. Kids, while they should be allowed to be kids, do not have control of anything and should not be allowed to "pick their gender." Sometimes, freedoms can be taken the wrong direction.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

362 Nothing to worry about then, this is a phase that all women eventually grow out of.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)

Dayum!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)

363 I just had a thought. What if the IG report is finally released on the very day of Cummings' Funeral Palooza?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)

364 Should've mentioned the bender is about 20 yrs old

Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (BTfTY)

365 Hanging like a sack of taters.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM


Given the way Tater's sack is hanging, does anyone have the key to the Paolo Signal?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mrs. Tater at October 17, 2019 10:47 AM (uTCh6)

366 ". I got to see first hand the strength, passion and wisdom of this highly respected political leader. His work and voice on so many fronts will be very hard, if not impossible, to replace! "

what can one say but... 'Salieri'.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:47 AM (3IWnq)

367 I put on damned fine funeral receptions at our church, but sadly, no booze.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

Kant Even

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:47 AM (zYAKU)

368 Should've mentioned the bender is about 20 yrs old
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (BTfTY)


That changes everything.

Let the kid do what the kid does.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

369 363 I just had a thought. What if the IG report is finally released on the very day of Cummings' Funeral Palooza?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)

=========

"Cover a report the size of a telephone book that implicates our political allies or a pageant of a funeral with emotional people screaming about how evil Trump is... Decisions...decisions..."
-MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (q80AH)

370 Had a guy like that at our VFW. Married to a SES in DC. He stayed home and she came home on the weekends.


He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)

****

I worked in DC for about 5 years. Probably a quarter of the men and women in the company were "geographical bachelors and bachelorettes."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (axyOa)

371
Two Cylinders, Frustrum, and Stairway to Heaven


Frustrum? Damn near killed 'em!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (pNxlR)

372 363 I just had a thought. What if the IG report is finally released on the very day of Cummings' Funeral Palooza?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)


You think they will just keep delaying and delaying his funeral?

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (9VeU0)

373 Anyone know what killed Elijah?

Longstanding Health Challenges isn't in my Medical Journals.


Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (VWznU)

374 I just had a thought. What if the IG report is finally released on the very day of Cummings' Funeral Palooza?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)


That would be racist.

INPEACH!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

375 Elijah we much resist to commit we much. *tears*

Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (Pzzpr)

376 Anyone know what killed Elijah?

Longstanding Health Challenges isn't in my Medical Journals.


Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (VWznU)


Hookers and blow.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

377 372 363 I just had a thought. What if the IG report is finally released on the very day of Cummings' Funeral Palooza?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)

You think they will just keep delaying and delaying his funeral?
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (9VeU0)

He's going to be pretty ripe in #twoweeks.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

378
Zebra Show
and
SkyDiver

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (q1Pj5)

379 373 Anyone know what killed Elijah?

Longstanding Health Challenges isn't in my Medical Journals.


Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (VWznU)

"Longstanding Health Challenges" is a diplomatic way of saying "Refused to Treat Whatever It Was, And Boy Was It Embarrassing."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (RD7QR)

380 Local radio talking to Maryland's lone elected Republican Rep said Cummings had been sick for a while, and he had been hospitalized for a week or so.

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (9VeU0)

381 Carrie Fisher died of long-standing health challenges, like too many drugs.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (3IWnq)

382 "Longstanding Health Challenges" is a diplomatic way of saying "Refused to Treat Whatever It Was, And Boy Was It Embarrassing."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (RD7QR)

He got the HIV from constantly buttfucking the republic.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

383 Holy shit Trump killed Elihaj Cummings over the Brexit deal with Ukraine

Posted by: Guy Who Only 1/2 Reads Healines at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (FiUMj)

384 I put on damned fine funeral receptions at our church, but sadly, no booze.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)


***

You rock Jane!
Reception at church.
Wake at the house.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (axyOa)

385 Hookers and blow.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Is there a code for that?....where's Muldoon?

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (X/Pw5)

386 Anyone know what killed Elijah?

......

Hookers and blow.

......

'Twas booty that killed the beast.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (YA914)

387 Nancy knows she could also die any time

And she's very rich and could go and do anything she wants

yet she stays in DC doing this shit

That is the definition of a sick fucker

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (zYAKU)

388 320 Aside from my awesome pr0n name, my greatest accomplishment is my program to provide a multitude of rat companions to all of my constituents.
Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (c45xH)

His greatest inspiration was the movie "Ben".

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (Kpl3J)

389 Marked SAFE from being suicided by the Clintons.

Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (9/n5e)

390
Had a guy like that at our VFW. Married to a SES in DC. He stayed home and she came home on the weekends.





He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)


He Died With His Boots On.


It's the only way to go.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (q1Pj5)

391 Nothing to worry about then, this is a phase that all women eventually grow out of.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)

Dayum!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM


I know, right? I was expecting you to be first with that comment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (ejd/p)

392 I put on damned fine funeral receptions at our church, but sadly, no booze.

But, yeah. I don't go to funerals for a good time. Just buried one of my dearest friends about a month ago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

Two types of funerals I hope I never have to attend again: a suicide (especially a teen), and a murdered child.

Ugh. How horrible.

Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (OyyDO)

393 387 Nancy knows she could also die any time

And she's very rich and could go and do anything she wants

yet she stays in DC doing this shit

That is the definition of a sick fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (zYAKU)

==========

That office, man. It's apparently great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (q80AH)

394 >>>The parachutist is Elijah Cummings descending into hell, his route takes
him through the Trump tower in NYC, from the penthouses all the way
down into the steam tunnels.<<<

Without the grand work of Elijah, Baltimore would be a rat-infested, third-world shithole. RIP.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (kLDv+)

395 Local radio talking to Maryland's lone elected Republican Rep said Cummings had been sick for a while, and he had been hospitalized for a week or so.
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (9VeU0)


Then why didn't he resign his position as he wasn't physically able to do it?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

396
Marked SAFE from being suicided by the Clintons.
Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (9/n5e)






Are you SURE about that????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (veoSD)

397
The extremes to which folks will go to avoid being Arkancided ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (pNxlR)

398 I said there are 30K firearms deaths in the US, per year, 20K are one category.

They said school shootings! Do you really think there are 20K school shootings?

So I'm quoting numbers from my head about how vanishingly rare school shootings are, but a quick link would help.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Goes to Pew research. 39,000+ a year.
6 in 10 are suicides.

https://pewrsr.ch/30g62QV

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (sE4m0)

399 Has the McCain funeral ended yet? Cuz it would be weird to have his happening with Cummings' at the same time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (FiUMj)

400 386 Anyone know what killed Elijah?

guilty conscience

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (zYAKU)

401 Then why didn't he resign his position as he wasn't physically able to do it?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

___


LOL
- RBG

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (FiUMj)

402
Then why didn't he resign his position as he wasn't physically able to do it?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)







Yeah! What he said!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (veoSD)

403 In all seriousness, Wiki reports that Cummings had surgery to repair an aortic valve in 2017, and that he was hospitalized for 2 months for an infection of that same valve in 2018. It's not much of a stretch to imagine that the valve in question never really healed up correctly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

404 Hookers and blow.



Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)



Is there a code for that?....where's Muldoon?

Posted by: BignJames


If there isn't, then we need one to be created. Would save the v tabloids a lot of time and effort.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2019 10:54 AM (PhmSX)

405 So I'm quoting numbers from my head about how vanishingly rare school shootings are, but a quick link would help.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (wzVKm)

60% suicides.

https://tinyurl.com/yxrg4zf9

FBI 2017

7K homicide by handgun

400 by rifle

https://tinyurl.com/yyusg8t9


That homicide by handgun is dominated by urban blue gun control strongholds.

Mass public shootings in schools, most by rifle, are probably around 50 or less.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:54 AM (jYnPD)

406 >> It's not much of a stretch to imagine that the valve in question never really healed up correctly.


The Pig Valve rejected him.

Because...racist.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:55 AM (VWznU)

407
If there isn't, then we need one to be created. Would save the v tabloids a lot of time and effort.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2019 10:54 AM (PhmSX)








Extreme Recreational Misadventure

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:55 AM (veoSD)

408 I have no reaction one way or another to Cumming's death. It's Baltimore, so they'll just replace him with another communist crook.


What makes me cringe is knowing that for the next two weeks he will be elevated to some kind of saint by the entire media. And anyone not clapping loudly enough will be unpersoned.

Posted by: StefanH at October 17, 2019 10:55 AM (zc5DT)

409 Thanks Horde. I feel like I'm treading a wire, as the confused one is eldest kidlet's friend, and eldest can be harsh to baby Moron when baby calls it like she sees it. Lord knows I don't need anymore chaos in the house, and I don't need an asshole with an eagle raining hellfire on me because the baby is honest. I feel pity for the confused one, but yep, her parents either should have yanked a knot in her chain or they need knots yanked in theirs.

Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:55 AM (BTfTY)

410 Anyone know what killed Elijah?

"Long-standing health challenges" and X, but mostly X.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:56 AM (Ry8mf)

411 "Long-standing health challenges" and X, but mostly X.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:56 AM


This is true Horde Wisdom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 10:56 AM (ejd/p)

412 I said there are 30K firearms deaths in the US, per year, 20K are one category.

They said school shootings! Do you really think there are 20K school shootings?

So I'm quoting numbers from my head about how vanishingly rare school shootings are, but a quick link would help.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I'd hazard a guess that they categorize any shooting that takes place "near" a school as a school schooting as well as a shooting where one or more of the victims or perps were "in school" as a school shooting as well/

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (KUaJL)

413 Suicide's just another word for nothin' left to lose

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (zYAKU)

414 I'd lay good money that his wife is going to be his successor. She's big in the Maryland Dem Party, apparently, so there's no way they don't give it to her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

415 That homicide by handgun is dominated by urban blue gun control strongholds.

Death-by-Democrat is no joke.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (Ry8mf)

416 345


144 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump



My warmest condolences to the family and many friends of Congressman
Elijah Cummings. I got to see first hand the strength, passion and
wisdom of this highly respected political leader. His work and voice on
so many fronts will be very hard, if not impossible, to replace!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (vEIlU)













I do believe that the Golden Scalp Weasel is being more than a little bit sarcastic with this condolence message.



I might go as far as to classify this as sardonic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (veoSD)


Sometimes you just gotta say the nicey nice things. This would be the time.
It's going to be a carnival of a funeral no doubt.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (9dzlp)

417 I'd lay good money that his wife is going to be his successor. She's big in the Maryland Dem Party, apparently, so there's no way they don't give it to her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)


Hopefully, to be voted out at first opportunity. We don't have royalty in the US.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

418 I'd lay good money that his wife is going to be his successor. She's big in the Maryland Dem Party, apparently, so there's no way they don't give it to her.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Both of them crooked as a dog's hind leg.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (FTlwv)

419 410 Anyone know what killed Elijah?


waking up every morning and having to look at that mug has got to take it's toll

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (zYAKU)

420 I forget. Is Elijah the one who lied about getting spat on be Tea Partiers

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 10:59 AM (qsJge)

421 re: 409

so this a dick in crazy situation?

Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 10:59 AM (XTiHL)

422
waking up every morning and having to look at that mug has got to take it's toll
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (zYAKU)


He did look like a 14" softball that had been left in the elements for a few years, then used in a game and tore with the first crack of the bat.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

423 I'd lay good money that his wife is going to be
his successor. She's big in the Maryland Dem Party, apparently, so
there's no way they don't give it to her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)



Hopefully, to be voted out at first opportunity. We don't have royalty in the US.


Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM

---

Fairly certain they have to hold a special election to replace him.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (JUOKG)

424 403 In all seriousness, Wiki reports that Cummings had surgery to repair an aortic valve in 2017, and that he was hospitalized for 2 months for an infection of that same valve in 2018. It's not much of a stretch to imagine that the valve in question never really healed up correctly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

In all seriousness, you know your time on earth is short, you know it's a safe seat, you know you're hanging by a thread--why keep going? Is the love of power that strong?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

425
That homicide by handgun is dominated by urban blue gun control strongholds.

Guns provided by the floating Zardoz head from Indiana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (aKsyK)

426 Hopefully, to be voted out at first opportunity. We don't have royalty in the US.
Posted by: Sponge

That's a good one! We'll have to remember it for cocktail parties.

Posted by: The Dingell's of Michigan at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (FTlwv)

427 I'd lay good money that his wife is going to be his
successor. She's big in the Maryland Dem Party, apparently, so there's
no way they don't give it to her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

Power to the People!!
*I've just been handed this note* *oh*
Power to the Dynasty!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (q1Pj5)

428 I have sedated several zebras for hoof trimming, dental procedures. Takes a lot of juice to achieve left lateral recumbency.

Ann Curry? Not so much.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (Jj+59)

429 Wasn't Cummings the one who accused some conservative group of spitting on a group of Black caucus members?

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (9fNWb)

430 Will Eli's funeral have a preacher grabbing Ariana's ass during the sermon?

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (qsJge)

431 We're going to need a bigger time machine.


Pish. Details.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (wzVKm)

432 "We don't have royalty in the US."

Hah. How droll.

Posted by: Robert Kennedy, Third Of That Name at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (3IWnq)

433 Trump and his entire extended family should attend Rep. Cummings funeral and let the dimwits & MSM howl.

Posted by: Cosda at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (6M4aa)

434

Poor old Elijah, he never missed a grift
Poor old Elijah, embezzlement was his gift
Is it any wonder, that his face is brown?
Elijah, from the rat infested town

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (YA914)

435 Dear Mr. Attorney General,

Last time I checked, what Adam Schiff suggested to Ambassador Volker is known as "suborning perjury."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (Boy/L)

436 In all seriousness, you know your time on earth is short, you know it's a safe seat, you know you're hanging by a thread--why keep going? Is the love of power that strong?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

Lots of people keep working because they're afraid of retirement, and with good reason. Plenty of cases of these kinds of people who die shortly after retiring.

Staying in the job can keep you going. I don't think malicious intent towards the Republic is necessary to explain this behavior.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)

437 409 Thanks Horde. I feel like I'm treading a wire, as the confused one is eldest kidlet's friend, and eldest can be harsh to baby Moron when baby calls it like she sees it."

Sometimes focusing on the real issue help one to focus. It sounds to me like the real issue here is the relationship between youngest and eldest kidlet, and your quite correct desire for peace between them. So perhaps the younger one might be able to understand that "you just let this go without saying anything because it upsets your older sibling, and life is hell for all of us when you two are fighting."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)

438 417 I'd lay good money that his wife is going to be his successor. She's big in the Maryland Dem Party, apparently, so there's no way they don't give it to her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

Hopefully, to be voted out at first opportunity. We don't have royalty in the US.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

It's Maryland. Whichever Democrat gets the seat will die in it, if he or she wishes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (RD7QR)

439 Nood. Simianus Minor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (ejd/p)

440
I forget. Is Elijah the one who lied about getting spat on be Tea Partiers
Posted by: Ignoramus


Andre Carson also claims to have been spat upon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (aKsyK)

441 Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith

Well, it never made me a man of faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (j0JAA)

442 Is the love of power that strong?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

Judging from many anecdotal data points at the local level, oh absolutely.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (q1Pj5)

443 A lot of gun fatalities are suicide

Even more are single car DUI crashes. It provides plausible deniability

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (qsJge)

444 Is the love of power that strong?

Two words. Robert. Mugabe.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (Boy/L)

445 Hey Elijah Cummings is still dead
AND
NOOD

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (pw+jk)

446 I forget. Is Elijah the one who lied about getting spat on be Tea Partiers

Posted by: Ignoramus



Andre Carson also claims to have been spat upon.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (aKsyK)

===

Thought that was John Lewis. Breitbart never had to pay out on his challenge.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (pw+jk)

447 I look forward to Wellstone Funeral 2, Electric Boogalloo

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (FiUMj)

448 I put on damned fine funeral receptions at our church, but sadly, no booze.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

Kant Even
Posted by: REDACTED
---------

I recall at one N. GA funeral, after it was over, whispered word went around, and those of us from out of town all gathered around the open trunk of a car, where a good friend poured shots all around.

FWIW, it was at this funeral: https://tinyurl.com/y4rz4eu4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (hnyqs)

449 Lots of people keep working because they're afraid of retirement, and with good reason. Plenty of cases of these kinds of people who die shortly after retiring.

Staying in the job can keep you going. I don't think malicious intent towards the Republic is necessary to explain this behavior.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)

I've seen a lot of that in private businesses, and the men I know who've done that appear to me to have been those who completely self-identify by the Job they hold. With no job, they have no identity, and feel lost, so they cling to it until their very last breath.

I more identify with my Dad. He had worked for 40 years as a Pharmacist, he liked it but the day came when he had his fill of working every day, and he retired. My mom got sick of him hanging around the house and tried to convince him to go back to work part time. I'll never forget that he said to her "you know, if we really need money that bad, I think I'll just go pick up cans on the side of the road."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)

450 21
The fact that the light on the zebra is coming from the left and the
light on the cooling towers is coming from the right suggests that the
artist is just fucking with us. Why?


and it's a vampire zebra. you can tell 'cause it casts no shadow.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (sGtp+)

451 "Most conservatives are polite people, and are disinclined to point out hurtful truths. The Left are past-masters at taking advantage of this trait. That's why they still have their teeth."

And why they are winning. Please give the argument of why conservatives should continue this strategy.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 17, 2019 11:15 AM (/NRYk)

452 413 Suicide's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (zYAKU)


Nope. Suicide is nothing but extreme selfishness. A self absorbed tantrum.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 11:20 AM (Fs5vw)

453 In all seriousness, you know your time on earth is short, you know it's a
safe seat, you know you're hanging by a thread--why keep going? Is the
love of power that strong?


It's not so much the power, it's being able to royally fuck innocent people's lives just because you can. That's what motivates progs to get out of bed every morning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)

454 The title of this painting is truth in advertising, at least.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 11:43 AM (aXucN)

455 >>it's being able to royally fuck innocent people's lives just because you can.

Pros do it up close, so they can see the facial progression from shock to outrage.

Ideally, this transformation is captured on video.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (OR8aV)

456 He's dead, Jim . . .

Posted by: Dr_No at October 17, 2019 12:01 PM (imDUY)

457 Drifting in on a multi-colored, low-maneuverability parachute is the worst of all sniper incursion methods. For that reason, this painting is a failure.

UNLESS... it's a commentary on Hillary's impending entry into the democrat field. She arrives from the heavens to save the hapless Democrat Ass, who's about to -- once again -- bang its forlorn, thick skull into the walls of its shit-strewn pen. In that case, the painting is genius.

Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2019 12:21 PM (nrC0n)

The Morning Report - 10/17/19

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UPDATE: ELIJAH CUMMINGS DEAD



Good morning kids. In the lead this Thursday is the breaking if not thoroughly unsurprising news that Schiff-for-Brains attempted to suborn perjury from US special representative to Ukraine Kurt Volker in a secret meeting on October 3rd. Actually if you read what the bug-eyed thug said to him, it's more like Mafia-style intimidation. This kind of garbage is seen in banana republic thug-ocracies, but this is where the Democrat-Left-Media Complex is taking us in its madness at being denied absolute power. I don't know if there is enough in a legal sense to actually charge Schiff-for-brains with attempted suborning of perjury or witness tampering; those of you who are in the legal profession may weigh in, please. But this cannot go unpunished. House GOP leaders are already preparing to censure him for spouting that fictionalized transcript between Trump and Zelensky, that was supposed to be the key to Trump's demise but instead completely blew up in Dems' collective face when the President checkmated them by releasing the actual transcript of the call.

Volker, who by all accounts is not exactly a Trump booster, nevertheless has given testimony that essentially destroys the entire narrative that the Dems attempted to create. Yesterday both Palsi and Schiff announced that any further proceedings have been halted, not just because of this but because they are wetting their diapers in fear of what Barr and the IG are going to release with their reports, or potentially hand down indictments in advance of the release. We'll see how that plays out, but in any case, the Dems are in a complete lose-lose situation, regardless of what Barr and IG do. This is their equivalent of Stalingrad and they're buring themselves and their party in the rubble. At least through 2020.

IMPEACHMENT FOLLIES


JOE, HUNTER BIDET UKRAINE & CHI-COM SCANDALS


Meanwhile, in the real world, a state department official who was around during the time when Joe Bidet was VP of the US, as well as finance minister of the Duchy of Bidenistan, voiced concerns about corruption linked to Burisma in 2016 and despite the best efforts of Amy Robach, that fluff interview with Hunter Bidet was not helpful.


CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, THE MUELLER
DECEPTION



She'll go on every major network to lie about Benghazi but suddenly, Susan Rice clams up about all those last minute unmaskings as the clock wound down on Obama.


CIVIL WAR 2.0


Steny Hoyer tells Rancida Taliban to ixnay on the ersecutionspay of Trump officials.


AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, MIGRANT INVASION, BORDER SECURITY


To the border we go where Trump vetoes the GOPe's backstabbing attempt to end the border emergency and concomitant funding to seal it. Are they really going to now join with the Democrat minority and override the veto, based on the main issue that got the man elected in the first place? That would not be stupid; it would be revelatory as to the nature of the GOP, as if we were not aware already. Also, Ken Cuccinelli says "14th Amendment bastardization? Never heard of it." The administration is reinstating aid to Central American nations for signing on to asylum deals. Carrots and sticks or business as usual? Discuss. Finally, the story of Brit miscreants playing stupid games at the Canadian border an getting indignant that we enforce our laws.


DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS


Remember that DNA test that showed that proved the Sham Shoshone was a sham? She's hoping you don't.


POLITICS


Topping the links here is Nancy Palsi storming out of a meeting about the Syria situation and then having the gall to call President Trump "unhinged." President Trump even tweeted photos of Palsi's eyeballs popping out of her skull and one of her neckbolts nearly nailed Kevin McCarthy in the yarbles. It's incredible that this slag has put this President and the nation through hell for the past 3 years and now has the unmitigated temerity to claim Trump is "unhinged?" You, know, all things considered, the President would be completely justified in grabbing her by the facelift and tossing her out the window. Even with everything she is trying to do to him, he still has the class and decency to include her in a meeting that concerns critical foreign policy and she behaves as if she's the spoiled lowlife spawn of a mobbed-up mayor. Oh, wait a second...

Elsewhere, the knives are seemingly out for the paste-eating, hair-sniffing career goniff, note to Dems that Elizabeth Fugazi is not the savior you think she is, Coulter wants more public Dem debates and I agree; they make the best kind of emetic and inducement for normal people to get out and vote Trump, meme turned on its ear as Dems are the party of the rich and the GOP (the Trump supporting element anyway) is the party of the working guy, Joey Bidet gives Dems another reason to dump him, impeachment madness boosts Matt Bevin in Syria, I mean Kentucky, and Cocaine Mitch's opponent gets lucre from Steve Kerr and other Mao kow-towers, man, this John James in Michigan is a class act, Styrene Steyer burns money, Hillary is out of her mind (Run! Shamble! Shart! Repeat!), Mark Sanford sees his shadow... and that's it, real Hindu Indian running for Senate in Tennessee pisses off all the right people, and as criminal racialist BLM sez they're out to get black youth to the polls, Larry Elder tells of the rise of young black conservatives. Make it so.


FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH


We start off with three stories on the Chi-Com peril including a warning from Ajit Pai, Microsoft aiding and abetting mass repression and Daniel Greenfield on "woke" corporate stooges. Meanwhile Tulsi goes on TuCa's show and rips the Slimes and CNN for sliming veterans, journalists as hoaxsters, Trump lets Jonathan Karl have it at the news conference with the Italian PM for ABC's Syria footage fakery, part two of Project Veritas' CNN sting, damning those who smeared William Barr's great speech on religious freedom, and Blotto can't hide his hatred of religion.


ABORTION


Remember Obama's hack-in-black William Orrick? He's back and this time he's shielding Planned Parenthood's baby-slaughtering, PP goes nuts when a Jesuit school removes them from student resources. Remember: you will be made to approve. San Francisco bans travel to pro-life states, and Tulsi Coffeecake tries to be reasonable. Whether or not she's faking her sincerity is debatable. But still.


FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL


Turkish Syria invasion still in the lead where Trump is dead right about the Kurds as is Rand Paul, a look at that incredible letter Trump sent to Turdogan, whatever faults NATO had, it was Obama who utterly destroyed the organization, Seb Gorka with a truth bomb, I like Rudy but some of his associations and dealings are somewhat concerning as outlined in this offering, dear Lord Tim Kaine is just an insufferable lout, kiddie porn roundup nabs hundreds around the world, diehard Labour Party member exits in letter that scorches Jeremy Corbyn, and the Shit Midas Finger of Fate touches Justin Trudeau.


WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM


Robert Spencer lets Forbes have it and let Irving, TX be a model for the rest of the nation... Before creeping Islam makes it an example, IYKWIMAITYD.


DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION


Heather Mac Donald examines tech CEOs trying to help the homeless situation while ripping into the capitalism that made them what they are and gave them the means to do it.


THE ECONOMY, STUPID


Peter Navarro corners unhinged Palsi to pass USMCA, Federal debt bomb still tick-tocking away, and Trump is the true champion of blue collar America.


CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY


Maybe Trump and the GOP should repeal that criminal justice reform bill.


EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION


Chicago kids get a reprieve from the brainwashing, at least those that even attend school, they really are indoctrination mills and for all its faults and enemies, standardized testing still is the best way to rate student performance.


HEALTHCARE


Sure, okay.


RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM


Sandra Fluke hardest hit. Yeah, I know. "Phrasing."


CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON


You can lead a horse's ass to water. Start drinking LeBron. NBC show gets yanked for low ratings and of course the cast claims racism, and a look back at the 50th anniversary of the 1969 Miracle Mets.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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1 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 17, 2019 07:39 AM (oVl+i)

2 Hello!

Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2019 07:40 AM (DBGf/)

3 Here it is! THanks JJ

Posted by: Molly k. at October 17, 2019 07:40 AM (C1NuF)

4 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 17, 2019 07:40 AM (xQfPr)

5 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at October 17, 2019 07:40 AM (TUUTu)

6 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:41 AM (mpXpK)

7 Elijah Cummings is Mort. RIP. Pain in the backside, but God rest his soul.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:41 AM (dNzKv)

8 Wife takes his seat in 3...2...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:42 AM (dNzKv)

9 Awakened by 6 a.m. text from my son. I thought there was a law against that.

Good morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blearily at October 17, 2019 07:43 AM (qBbz7)

10 7 Elijah Cummings is Mort. RIP. Pain in the backside, but God rest his soul.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:41 AM (dNzKv)

G-d will reward him for all he has done for Baltimore and American blacks.

Truly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 07:43 AM (zBaqJ)

11

THURSDAY AGAIN.................bloody groundhog.

Posted by: saf at October 17, 2019 07:43 AM (5IHGB)

12 London commuters drag protestors from top of subway cars

Posted by: tmitsss at October 17, 2019 07:44 AM (xlzu7)

13 Fugari?

I thought it was Fugarwi.

Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2019 07:44 AM (DBGf/)

14 G'mornin' Horde !

40 degrees, overcast.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 07:44 AM (wscsn)

15 Ken Cuccinelli: Ending Birthright Citizenship Does Not Require Constitutional Amendment

Hell it should have been the other way around for pregnant illegals flooding the border.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

16 Top 20.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 17, 2019 07:45 AM (P6MXs)

17 Al Roker is shitting himself as we speak, about the 'Hottest September on Record'.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 07:45 AM (cqNba)

18 Good morning, y'all. I'll check back in from the office.

Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2019 07:46 AM (OMsf+)

19 Elijah Cummings for to bring rats to heaven....can we have an Oh Man.

Posted by: saf at October 17, 2019 07:46 AM (5IHGB)

20 Adam Schiff has to be the most repulsive person in congress. It made me wonder if there was anyone dumb enough to be Mrs Adam Schiff. Sure enough! and about what you would expect.

Posted by: Molly k. at October 17, 2019 07:47 AM (C1NuF)

21 Posted by: Tradd at October 17, 2019 07:45 AM (zQJ/a)


Climb back under your rock, troll. Only lefties delight in an opponents passing

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:49 AM (dNzKv)

22 All these people talking about pulling troops from Syria. He hasn't.........yet. He has just moved them from the Northern border.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:49 AM (mpXpK)

23 RIP Elijah Cummings. Had no idea he was ailing.

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 17, 2019 07:50 AM (oVl+i)

24 Cummins woke up to find himself back in Baltimore today.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 07:50 AM (SUJyY)

25 Id like to see trump pull the troops from Syria. And Iraq. And Saudi. And Qatar. And Germany. And....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:51 AM (dNzKv)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 07:51 AM (arJlL)

27 One wonders about those Brit "tourists" who were denied a visa. Had to do something pretty bad for a Brit to be denied a visa.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

28 The Babylon Bee and Ann Coulter had the same idea: the Republicans should be paying for more t.v. time for Dim candidate debates.

Because the more the voting public sees and hears from those gun-grabbing, illegal alien-loving, spending-all-your-money-on-stupid-shit lunatics, the more likely Trump will be re-elected in a landslide of epic proportions.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 07:51 AM (k4dH2)

29 Once again, thank-you JJ for the links.

Posted by: tbodie at October 17, 2019 07:52 AM (TUUTu)

30 Were the Miracle Mets really 50 years ago this week? Geeeesh, where did the freaking time go....

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 17, 2019 07:52 AM (RLiOt)

31 Pelosi sent a note to her caucus looking for a corrupt graft-ridden lying POS to replace Cummins on his committees. The line is already down the hall and past the cloakroom.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 07:52 AM (SUJyY)

32 Tim Kaine, like the paste eater, was only chosen as a VP candidate because their lack of intelligence wouldn't be an obvious contrast to the dolts at the top of the ticket.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 07:53 AM (y7DUB)

33 US never had a dog in Aleppo until Gaylord let the dogs out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2019 07:53 AM (/0oGe)

34

Suborn,Subpoena. Subjudice 'sup these the NEW SAMMICHES footlongs smothered in Lawyerly juice!!!


They are on Special only a QUID for YO.

Posted by: saf at October 17, 2019 07:54 AM (5IHGB)

35 I just read the Baltimore Sun's article online about Elijah Cummings' death. They almost mentioned Trump more than they did him. It really is a sickness. The second article I saw had the headline, "Elijah Cummings, key figure in Trump impeachment, died." Oh, did I mention he was the Rep. for my district?

Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2019 07:55 AM (MmFTx)

36 What no link for Elija Cummings answering for his crimes JJ?

https://tinyurl.com/y3c8d4hc

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:55 AM (mpXpK)

37 A waste is a terrible thing to mind.

Posted by: Hunter BIden at October 17, 2019 07:55 AM (oVJmc)

38 Ken Cuccinelli: Ending Birthright Citizenship Does Not Require Constitutional Amendment

Hell it should have been the other way around for pregnant illegals flooding the border.
Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:45 AM (mpXpK)


Ol' Yeller has covered this before: birthright citizenship is based on a deliberate misreading of the Constitution.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 07:55 AM (y7DUB)

39 One wonders about those Brit "tourists" who were denied a visa. Had to do something pretty bad for a Brit to be denied a visa.





Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:51 AM

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Plus Canada wouldn't let them back in. Something really weird about that story and I doubt we will ever find out.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 07:56 AM (JUOKG)

40 37 What no link for Elija Cummings answering for his crimes JJ?

https://tinyurl.com/y3c8d4hc
Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:55 AM (mpXpK)


You can post it on your site.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 07:56 AM (zBaqJ)

41 36 I just read the Baltimore Sun's article online about Elijah Cummings' death. They almost mentioned Trump more than they did him. It really is a sickness. The second article I saw had the headline, "Elijah Cummings, key figure in Trump impeachment, died." Oh, did I mention he was the Rep. for my district?
Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2019 07:55 AM (MmFTx)

Same here.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2019 07:56 AM (Xqo6t)

42 He was only 68? He packed a whole lot of ugly into being only 68.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 07:56 AM (oVJmc)

43 Posted by: Molly k. at October 17, 2019 07:47 AM (C1NuF)

I didn't expect anything before I looked for her picture and she looks like any number of post middle aged women look.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 07:56 AM (j0JAA)

44 Isn't forging a subpoena a crime?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 17, 2019 07:57 AM (Ndje9)

45 Elizabeth Fugazi Scrubs DNA Test Video From Twitter

==

This is hysterical. It's akin to Geraldo scrubbing his disastrous Capone vault bomb from his journalistic history. Everyone already knows about it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 07:57 AM (JoUsr)

46 Well I see the comments are flooded with him croaking.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

47 @8
More than likely we will get the even more odious Marilyn Moseby or perhaps something even worse.

And this horror will stalk the halls of congress and snarf up pork and graft for decades.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 17, 2019 07:58 AM (U8yWc)

48 Had there been any reports of Cummings being ill? I read they are saying the death was from "long-standing health issues", whatever that means. He did have surgery to repair an aortic tear in 2017, so maybe that?

Posted by: Ever at October 17, 2019 07:59 AM (ZZDMQ)

49 More than likely we will get the even more odious Marilyn Moseby or perhaps something even worse.



Who appoints the replacement? Hogan?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:59 AM (dNzKv)

50 50 More than likely we will get the even more odious Marilyn Moseby or perhaps something even worse.

Who appoints the replacement? Hogan?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:59 AM (dNzKv)


Klink or Hochstetter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 08:02 AM (zBaqJ)

51 Had there been any reports of Cummings being ill? I
read they are saying the death was from "long-standing health issues",
whatever that means. He did have surgery to repair an aortic tear in
2017, so maybe that?


Posted by: Ever at October 17, 2019 07:59 AM

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I think he had diabetes.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 08:02 AM (JUOKG)

52 More than likely we will get the even more odious Marilyn Moseby or perhaps something even worse.



Who appoints the replacement? Hogan?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:59 AM (dNzKv)

I think only Senators are appointed by Governors. Wouldn't make sense to have a statewide office holder appoint a district rep. Gonna be a special election.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2019 08:02 AM (Xqo6t)

53 MSM focus next few day will be trying to get Trump to say something about Cumming then attacking him for whatever he says as not sufficiently respectful, hypocritical, mean etc.

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2019 08:03 AM (MxEKc)

54 Welp, Elijah Cummings is dead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:03 AM (ptqGC)

55 Wow just heard the news. That's all I will say.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 08:03 AM (dUJdY)

56 52

Thanks, Mr. Scott.

Posted by: Ever at October 17, 2019 08:03 AM (ZZDMQ)

57 "House Democrat And Trump Nemesis Elijah Cummings Dies"


Is anybody else annoyed when they phrase a death notice like this? He DIED, past tense, not DIES in the future tense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 08:03 AM (dNzKv)

58 Elijah is off to that big spittoon in the sky. At last, he will be safe from those deplorables and their salivary glands.

And Breitbart's widow will never have to pay out that $10k bounty challenge to produce video of the spitting incident that NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.

Sad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 08:03 AM (Z4rgH)

59 Any comments on the cum dumpster's death of how he used the Deep State against Catherine Engelbrecht while the GOPe, specifically Treytor Gowdy, sat on their dead asses and didn't do a fucking thing to rein in the rogue agencies? And how his whore wife was skimming money from scam "non profits"?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 08:04 AM (y7DUB)

60 50
More than likely we will get the even more odious Marilyn Moseby or perhaps something even worse.







Who appoints the replacement? Hogan?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:59 AM (dNzKv)

Vacancies in the House must be filled by a special elections. They can not be filled by an appointment like the Senate.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

61 Power's out in New Marlborough MA

And Mrs. REDACTED just had her cataract surgery yesterday

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:04 AM (zYAKU)

62
I was going to add "He Joins the City of Baltimore That Preceded Him In Death by 60 Years."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 08:05 AM (zBaqJ)

63 I was thinking of that Schiff/Volker exchange overnight. It tells us some useful things, mainly A) Schiff *knows* that he needs to show a quid pro quo going forward, and B) Schiff knows that he doesn't have one yet. (hence the pressure on Volker)

Combine that with all of his happy talk about "We don't need the Whistleblower's testimony" (which means that the WB has gotten cold feet, realizes that everyone knows is name is Ciamarello, realizes that he'll be confessing to several felonies if he testifies, and has walked out for good and left Schiff holding the bag) and Schiff knows that he's got nothing. A great big pile of nothing.

Trump knows it too, which why he could taunt Nancy in person and on twitter yesterday - he's daring her to go ahead, right to her face. LOLGFY.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:06 AM (V2Yro)

64 We will gladly trade you a Ruthie for an Elijah

Posted by: SCOTUS at October 17, 2019 08:06 AM (zYAKU)

65 Re: Elijah Cummings (D-Shithole)

As John Donne said, "Any man's death diminishes me..."

However, some diminish us less than others.

And I'm just going to leave it there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 08:06 AM (Do2h6)

66 Elijah is off to that big spittoon in the sky. At last, he will be safe from those deplorables and their salivary glands.

And Breitbart's widow will never have to pay out that $10k bounty challenge to produce video of the spitting incident that NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.

Sad.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 08:03 AM (Z4rgH)

That was Emanuel Cleaver.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2019 08:06 AM (Xqo6t)

67 So, are Democratic sites alive with rumors of Trump offing Cummings because he was getting just too close to the truth on Russian collusion?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:08 AM (q80AH)

68 > I think only Senators are appointed by Governors.

I'm pretty sure the rules on filling vacancies vary by state.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 08:09 AM (Do2h6)

69 67 That was Emanuel Cleaver.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2019 08:06 AM (Xqo6t)


I thought it was John Lewis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 08:09 AM (zBaqJ)

70 Georgia's Governor-in-exile Stacy Abram should run for Cummings seat. She would perfectly represent his district , give her something to do and get her out our hair. Win-win.

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2019 08:10 AM (MxEKc)

71 70
67 That was Emanuel Cleaver.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2019 08:06 AM (Xqo6t)





I thought it was John Lewis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 08:09 AM (zBaqJ)

The whole CBC made a big deal about the spitting lie, but it was John Lewis who claimed to the one spat upon.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 08:10 AM (mpXpK)

72 58 "House Democrat And Trump Nemesis Elijah Cummings Dies"


Is anybody else annoyed when they phrase a death notice like this? He DIED, past tense, not DIES in the future tense.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 08:03 AM (dNzKv)

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This specific thing does not bother me, but I understand the frustration in general. There's too much bad grammar out there to hate it all. You have to pick your battles.

Mine is "entitled" vs. "titled".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:10 AM (q80AH)

73 Please Lord, let's not have 5 state funerals for Cummings.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 17, 2019 08:10 AM (/Njku)

74 "Trump Nemesis"? F*cking media. He qualified Trump's "nemesis" like a planters wart qualifies as "life-threatening."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:10 AM (H8QX8)

75 You're right, Serious Cat. Lewis is the one who said he was called the "n-word" while walking through the crowd and Breitbart offered 10k if anyone could find video of it, which no one could. That's the incident I was thinking of.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 08:10 AM (aXucN)

76 Wait - Cummings is dead?

Oh Frabjous Day! Callooh Callay!!!

Trump needs to put out a short video message expressing his condolences, while this plays in the background:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_DNrKVrQ8

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:11 AM (V2Yro)

77 Murder' Joe and his parrot are beside themselves. Elijah married those two home wreckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:11 AM (ptqGC)

78 74 Please Lord, let's not have 5 state funerals for Cummings.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 17, 2019 08:10 AM (/Njku)

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No, let's.

Wall to wall coverage of Democrats using the death of a friend to bash Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:11 AM (q80AH)

79 the passing of cummings will change nothing in dc or baltimore. that's all i have to say about that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2019 08:11 AM (KP5rU)

80 70 67 That was Emanuel Cleaver.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2019 08:06 AM (Xqo6t)


I thought it was John Lewis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 08:09 AM (zBaqJ)



As played by Charles S. Dutton in the movie version.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

81 OK that schitt thing is troublesome. Not because of what he tried to do, that sort of thing is the nature of most democrats, but because he thought he could get away with it by hiding everything behind closed doors and no one would ever find out about it.


Glad Trump is refusing to cooperate with them.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 08:12 AM (JUOKG)

82 My state of GA "proudly" claims John Lewis. And Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:12 AM (ptqGC)

83 So PDJT finally did it, huh. Killed a Democrat leader. This is where we are, I guess. The President has to act to save Baltimoreans, and that meant Cummings had to go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:12 AM (LISuA)

84 J.J. - Thank you for the miracle Mets article. I was an upstate kid, but I was indeed 12 at the time as was the author. Brings back memories.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 17, 2019 08:13 AM (kUmUV)

85 > I think only Senators are appointed by Governors.
> I'm pretty sure the rules on filling vacancies vary by state.

For Senators, that is. 36 states allow the governor to appoint a replacement Senator who will hold office until the next regular election. 14 states require a special election, some (but not all) of which allow the governor to make an appointment until the special election is held.

For Reps, like Cummings, there has to be a special election as Vic said.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 08:13 AM (Do2h6)

86 Ahhhh JJ you seem to have forgotten that Stalingrad was a great victory for the Left
It was a total defeat got the right wing Nazis

Posted by: Kurt at October 17, 2019 08:13 AM (J4ET2)

87 The spitting 'incident', as well as the current Dem preezy field, brings up a topic of note --

Does Trump's ascendancy augur a new era of veracity in politicians? In other words, will politicians quit lying?

Okay, everyone stop laughing, I don't want anyone to rupture a gut.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 08:13 AM (Z4rgH)

88 Like Cummings, John Lewis has done didly squat for his district.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:14 AM (ptqGC)

89 Nearly 200 Democrats signed a letter accusing President Trump of criminally accepting foreign emoluments every time a foreign official rents a $300 hotel room.

Then what is it called every time a foreign official rents a $600,000 Biden?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 17, 2019 08:14 AM (Ndje9)

90 90 Nearly 200 Democrats signed a letter accusing President Trump of criminally accepting foreign emoluments every time a foreign official rents a $300 hotel room.

Then what is it called every time a foreign official rents a $600,000 Biden?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 17, 2019 08:14 AM (Ndje9)

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Just good business.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:14 AM (q80AH)

91 Cummings is dead? Is there room in the National Socialist ring of Hell, or do they have to expand that wing?

Sorry if I don't weep. This is as civil as I can be.

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 08:14 AM (xQBCK)

92 Heh.
Saw Bugs, Nan and straight jacket and saw Cheech scootching around, whimpering... "SOMEone scratch my balls!"
LoL
Moar caffeine.

Posted by: Heirloominati at October 17, 2019 08:15 AM (dYdbl)

93 I just went and looked up the ABC story on Elijah Cummings, and their website cheerfully reminded me that I have been banned for life from ever commenting on any ABC news outlet. I can't even remember why, but it might have been something about Mohammed and 9 year old girls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:15 AM (V2Yro)

94 I'm happy to report that my congressman -- Tim Rice, SC 7 -- voted to support Troop withdrawal, not betray the President.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:15 AM (H8QX8)

95 So, do you think that the people of Baltimore will change direction and vote for someone with actual ethics, to provide clear leadership for their district?

Sorry, I thought you guys could use a good laugh.

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 08:16 AM (xQBCK)

96 Barstool released a new Quing James t shirt. He won't much appreciate it, I don't think, but it's funny! Twitter to suspend Barstool in 5...4...3...


https://tinyurl.com/yyde2usd

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:16 AM (LISuA)

97 Did Cummings die from Trump pulling out of the Paris Accords, or ending Net Neutrality?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 08:16 AM (oVJmc)

98 It's the Shit Midas coup. Gone to hell just like everything else that JEF was involved in.

Posted by: pawn at October 17, 2019 08:16 AM (PveK5)

99 Anybody else having trouble getting Instapundit to load? I keep getting a "Please turn Javascript on and reload the page" message. I have Insty whitelisted for Javascript on my Kindle, but I suppose the settings could have gotten messed up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 17, 2019 08:17 AM (uquGJ)

100 > Did Cummings die from Trump pulling out of the Paris Accords, or ending Net Neutrality?

Maybe he got stressed worrying about the indictments that (we hope) will be issued in Trump's second term.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 08:17 AM (Do2h6)

101 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:15 AM (V2Yro)


Maybe clear all cookies and release a new IP address. Comment away!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:17 AM (LISuA)

102 Mia Farrow commented about Pelosi in the Cabinet meeting. Said she was the grownup in the room or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:18 AM (ptqGC)

103 President Trump even tweeted photos of Palsi's eyeballs popping out of her skull and one of her neckbolts nearly nailed Kevin McCarthy in the yarbles.

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LOL, JJ....

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr)

104 Posted by: Kurt at October 17, 2019 08:13 AM (J4ET2)

Let me educate you, Joe. I was using what is referred to by people who read and write English above the level of a left-back second grader like you as "allusion" and "metaphor."

Second, the Nazis were socialists, Nazi being an acronym, if you know what that means, for National SOCIALIST. The Reds were full on Communist. Both were totalitarian. Just like their Democrat Party counterparts.

Now, go retrieve your footwear maintenance storage unit and shove it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 08:18 AM (zBaqJ)

105 Autopsy shows that Cummins died from surprise anal.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:18 AM (SUJyY)

106 Murder' Joe and his parrot are beside themselves. Elijah married those two home wreckers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:11 AM (ptqGC)


Dear God, what an abomination. Did they sanctify that hellish union with their hands on Das Kapital?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 08:18 AM (y7DUB)

107 90 Nearly 200 Democrats signed a letter accusing President Trump of criminally accepting foreign emoluments every time a foreign official rents a $300 hotel room."

And to put it honestly, "200 Democrats signed a letter claiming that the definition of "Emolument'" was now different than it had been for the previous 230 years of US History."

Furthermore, they all proclaimed that from now on the only acceptable personal pronouns were xhe, xher, and xhey.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:18 AM (V2Yro)

108 I was taught not to speak ill of the dead, so I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 08:20 AM (YslsA)

109 105 Posted by: Kurt at October 17, 2019 08:13 AM (J4ET2)

You mean the "right-wing" Nazis of nationalized healthcare, nationalized industries and gun confiscation? Those "right-wing" Nazis?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:20 AM (H8QX8)

110 'Anybody else having trouble getting Instapundit to load?'

He is under a DDS attack, and is routing some traffic through a verification process of some type.

Benn going on since yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:20 AM (cqNba)

111 110 105 Posted by: Kurt at October 17, 2019 08:13 AM (J4ET2)

You mean the "right-wing" Nazis of nationalized healthcare, nationalized industries and gun confiscation? Those "right-wing" Nazis?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:20 AM (H8QX

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They were pretty much libertarians, don't ya know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:20 AM (q80AH)

112 Anybody else having trouble getting Instapundit to load? I keep getting a "Please turn Javascript on and reload the page" message. I have Insty whitelisted for Javascript on my Kindle, but I suppose the settings could have gotten messed up.

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I think Glenn had a post yesterday that they were possibly under a DDOS attack? Or something something pertaining to Chinese filters and redirects? I'm assuming if you're in China, you're not allowed access to his site. I'm not getting your message, but something else about checking my browser (from Cloudfare).

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 08:21 AM (JoUsr)

113 109 I was taught not to speak ill of the dead, so I'll leave it at that.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 08:20 AM (YslsA)


He was a crooked, racialist goniff. That's not speaking ill so much as it is speaking truth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 08:21 AM (zBaqJ)

114 Looking at the members on the Oversight Committee to possibly fill his seat. Maloney is the first on the seniority list, it appears, but doubt if she would get it. But, the odious Jackie Speir is a member, too, and she certainly qualifies for the disgusting liar portion of the job application.

Posted by: Ever at October 17, 2019 08:21 AM (ZZDMQ)

115 Ahhhh JJ you seem to have forgotten that Stalingrad was a great victory for the Left

It was a total defeat got the right wing Nazis

Posted by: Kurt at October 17, 2019 08:13 AM (J4ET2)

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Is somebody socking and mocking Kurt? No one is so stupid as to type something like this as a serious comment. Right? No one?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:21 AM (LISuA)

116 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:20 AM (cqNba)

Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 17, 2019 08:21 AM (uquGJ)

117 > Mia Farrow commented about Pelosi in the Cabinet meeting.

I vote that any mention of this woman be preceded with "Mother of the Century". "Mother of the Century Mia Farrow".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 08:22 AM (Do2h6)

118 sure seems that everything the MSM spews is another lie to support their transparently fake narrative. Beck can put out interesting things again now ... this video he covers an interview with a Ukraine embassy guy ... says he was at the meeting with our (DS) ambassador at the (Obama) WhiteHouse, but when she met with the DoJ, he was kept out. He set after that meeting they were basically told to spy on (team?) Trump.


Also says the investigator that was fired was not eventold anything he did that was corrupt, and he asked in some court ... no answer, just kicked out. Says it was Soros that demanded he get canned ... (which of course ties Biden/Obama more directly to being under Soros' thumb)

https://youtu.be/3aJUJZdYLaE?t=286

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 08:22 AM (Cus5s)

119 Anybody else having trouble getting Instapundit to
load? I keep getting a "Please turn Javascript on and reload the page"
message. I have Insty whitelisted for Javascript on my Kindle, but I
suppose the settings could have gotten messed up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 17, 2019 08:17 AM (uquGJ)

I got a weird "checking" page with bouncing balls (?) that I normally don't get then it loaded.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:22 AM (nRWPy)

120 You mean the "right-wing" Nazis of nationalized healthcare, nationalized industries and gun confiscation? Those "right-wing" Nazis?

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Heh, doesn't the indescribable ignorance of leftists just astound you? It does me.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 08:22 AM (JoUsr)

121 Well, according to Politichicks, it was Elijah that claimed he was spat upon --

You may remember Congressman Elijah Cummings as the member of Congress who claimed he was spit on when he walked through a peaceful gathering of Tea Party members a few years ago. Videos of the event showed no such thing.

https://tinyurl.com/y2a4jdd8

So their recollection jibes with mine.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 08:23 AM (Z4rgH)

122 > You mean the "right-wing" Nazis of nationalized healthcare, nationalized industries and gun confiscation? Those "right-wing" Nazis?

Nazis are only "right-wing" if you're Stalin.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 08:24 AM (Do2h6)

123 "96 So, do you think that the people of Baltimore will change direction and vote for someone with actual ethics, to provide clear leadership for their district?

Sorry, I thought you guys could use a good laugh.

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 08:16 AM (xQBCK) "




It would be interesting to offer them the choice once, instead of just giving it up for lost ... easiest way to lose is never trying to win, something the gop-e has enshrined as Who We Are.

Just me, but I think PDT is enough of a game-changer that anything is possible and everything is in play.

Would love to see an out-and-proud Trump supporter run for his seat.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 08:24 AM (wscsn)

124 Hillary Clinton's Impossible Dream
_________

Maybe it's not really a political plan, but the launch of a horror movie franchise. "Clinton XVIII: Night of the Hag."

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2019 08:24 AM (ZbwAu)

125 Hey....Mark Sanford is challenging Trump for the GOP nomination....the guy that couldn't keep his house seat...yeah, that guy.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 08:25 AM (X/Pw5)

126 The BBC is reporting that President Erdogan of Turkey threw President Trump's letter into the trash after reading it.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2019 08:25 AM (wiXsO)

127 I think the troll meant to say reich-wing

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:25 AM (SUJyY)

128 Autopsy shows that Cummins died from surprise anal.
Posted by: Roy


F'n otters.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:25 AM (sE4m0)

129 Polliwog. They have been under attack since yesterday. You're being scanned to see if you are the chicoms attacking them.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 17, 2019 08:25 AM (N3JsI)

130 129 Autopsy shows that Cummins died from surprise anal.
Posted by: Roy


F'n otters.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:25 AM (sE4m0)

They're slippery bastards.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:26 AM (SUJyY)

131 Before people get excited about Cucinelli's birthright citizenship statement, note that he agrees that it's still going to require Congressional Action plus the President's signature. It's outside of the scope of an EO, because it is currently written into the Federal Code, and an EO can not change Federal Code, only Congress can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:26 AM (V2Yro)

132 Illinois Nazis >right wing Nazis

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 17, 2019 08:26 AM (rBM1Q)

133 Prediction; Meggie Mac will compare Cummings to her sainted father.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:26 AM (ptqGC)

134 ZOD

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (OR8aV)

135
There are no "Right Wing Nazis." They are merely rivals for the same absolute power that Communists/Socialists crave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (zBaqJ)

136 Maybe it's not really a political plan, but the launch of a horror movie franchise. "Clinton XVIII: Night of the Hag."

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Like "Season of the Witch," complete with the gawd-awful soundtrack of Halloween III.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (JoUsr)

137 Is somebody socking and mocking Kurt? No one is so stupid as to type something like this as a serious comment. Right? No one?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:21 AM (LISuA)


That last sentence looked like it was written by a complete retard jerking it to tentacle porn, so possibly Eichenwald.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (y7DUB)

138 Could Cummings sudden passing be a bad omen for the Dems?

Please tell me it is. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (ptqGC)

139 Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 08:23 AM (Z4rgH)


John Lewis. There were so many lies flying that day, about the Tea Party. The Demofascists were throwing out racist!, misogynists! and every other epitaph they could think of.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yedts3j

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (LISuA)

140 Morning Horde.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 08:29 AM (KUaJL)

141 Morning morons. Today is the 17th that Slow Joe mumbled something something Trump on the 17th about.... so I'm wondering what it could be...

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 17, 2019 08:29 AM (X+a7J)

142 139 Could Cummings sudden passing be a bad omen for the Dems?

Please tell me it is. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (ptqGC)

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I consulted the bird entrails this morning and they said: Try again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:29 AM (q80AH)

143 Mark Sanford.....HaHaHaHa.
What a loser!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2019 08:29 AM (wiXsO)

144 >>The Demofascists were throwing out racist!, misogynists! and every other epitaph they could think of.

Zod chooses to own these insults.

Additionally, this thread is claimed for Crom.

Cromahu Akbar.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 08:30 AM (OR8aV)

145 That last sentence looked like it was written by a complete retard jerking it to tentacle porn, so possibly Eichenwald.
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Ah yes, that sounds right. Hi Kurt! Seen any good tentacle porn today? Please, no one flash any lights.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:30 AM (LISuA)

146 Is somebody socking and mocking Kurt? No one is so stupid as to type something like this as a serious comment. Right? No one?
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I actually had a leftist FB "friend" of mine use this argument. He explained that it is well known that the Nazis only claimed to be socialists, as a trick to get the German people on board or some crap. As usual, the discussion ended with him exclaiming, Shut Up!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 17, 2019 08:31 AM (rBM1Q)

147 92
Cummings is dead? Is there room in the National Socialist ring of Hell, or do they have to expand that wing?



Sorry if I don't weep. This is as civil as I can be.

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 08:14 AM (xQBCK)

What's sad is that he never seemed to feel bad about his decades of not helping the people he should have been helping, but instead lied to them and enriched himself. I find it sad when someone doesn't have the chance to repent, although I don't know if he was smart enough to understand that what he was doing was evil.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:31 AM (nRWPy)

148 This could be a really bad omen for the demonrats, Jane, especially if these things run in threes !

Who will be next ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 08:31 AM (wscsn)

149 Sitting here watching the local Baltimore morning news.

Oh my g-d.......

Wall to wall mourning, more suitable for the former Soviet Union.

As well as things like mentioning his three surviving children from his latest wife.

And forgetting to mention all the other children which he has been paying child support for through the years.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:31 AM (cqNba)

150 The temperature here bottomed out at 45.5F this morning. It very rarely gets down in the 40s here until late Oct or early Nov. Get ready for a long cold Winter Morons.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 08:32 AM (mpXpK)

151 >>What's sad is that he never seemed to feel bad about his decades of not helping the people he should have been helping, but instead lied to them and enriched himself. Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:31 AM (nRWPy)

The Democratic Party loses another massa's man on the vote-plantation.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 08:32 AM (OR8aV)

152 Tune in to tonight's CNN Special Report: Elijah Cummings: Civil Rights Icon and Trump Nemesis: A Retrospective, featuring moving stories of his brave battles against racism, ignorance, and Trump. Guests will include Melissa Harris Perry, Michael Eric Dyson, Marc Lamott Hill, and another three-named race hustler to be named later...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 08:32 AM (IttZ7)

153 I'm convinced Kurt is a theatre major living in an off-campus hovel in Berkeley or somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:32 AM (ptqGC)

154 143 139 Could Cummings sudden passing be a bad omen for the Dems?

Please tell me it is. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (ptqGC)

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I consulted the bird entrails this morning and they said: Try again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:29 AM (q80AH)

*shakes bag of chicken bones*
*peeks inside*

Yep. I tend to agree.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:32 AM (SUJyY)

155 147 Is somebody socking and mocking Kurt? No one is so stupid as to type something like this as a serious comment. Right? No one?
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I actually had a leftist FB "friend" of mine use this argument. He explained that it is well known that the Nazis only claimed to be socialists, as a trick to get the German people on board or some crap. As usual, the discussion ended with him exclaiming, Shut Up!
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 17, 2019 08:31 AM (rBM1Q)

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I've seen that argument. It's a weird one, but it's tied to the idea that Nazis were only bad because of the racism. The left can't allow for Nazis to be of the left at all, or it implicates their entire ideology in one of the greatest mass murders in history.

I also remember one of my grade school teachers excusing Stalinist Russia as not actually communist, but fascist instead.

The bending some people do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:32 AM (q80AH)

156 Cromahu Akbar.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 08:30 AM (OR8aV)

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Goat herders all over the middle east are presently getting an update to their Top Ten Fatwa List, and asking themselves "what is Zod?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:32 AM (LISuA)

157 I don't feel bad about anyone dying who hates me

and if your white, He HATED you

Posted by: SCOTUS at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (zYAKU)

158 There are no "Right Wing Nazis." They are merely rivals for the same absolute power that Communists/Socialists crave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
________

The only difference is the former wear clothes that fit.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (NH9pa)

159 I saw somewhere on a lefty news site that Sanford held a rally in PA and got one attendee.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (YslsA)

160 Hey....Mark Sanford is challenging Trump for the GOP nomination....the guy that couldn't keep his house seat...yeah, that guy.
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 08:25 AM (X/Pw5)


Who is financing that tool because his ex wife, who has gotten remarried to someone not mentally ill, was the big bucks behind him before he literally fucked that up? Are the Gas Chamber drones that ignorant to back him?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (y7DUB)

161 Sorry, had my SCOTUS robe on

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (zYAKU)

162 Nazis only claimed to be socialists, as a trick


Uh-huh. Sure. "A trick."

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (nRWPy)

163 160 I saw somewhere on a lefty news site that Sanford held a rally in PA and got one attendee.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (YslsA)

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It was the reporter assigned to following him.

It's that kind of epic fail of an event that should convince him that this quixotic campaign isn't worth his dignity, what little he has left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:34 AM (q80AH)

164 Indeterminate health issues in recent years and a diet high in cholesterol, but mostly cholesterol.

Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 08:34 AM (OR8aV)

165 Good morning horde. I didn't know Elijah Cummings had health problems. I hope whatever failings he had, they caused him to turn to Jesus before he died.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 08:34 AM (lwiT4)

166 I'm glad I don't have television service, because I don't think I could stand the weeks-long funeral coverage for Cummings.

As for himself, I will say nothing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2019 08:34 AM (E+OcO)

167 I felt just as bad about Cumming's death as I felt about the deaths of Robert Mugabe and Idi Amin.

someone said a Trump supporter should run in his district. HA! The only way to win there is to promise Heroin, Ho's, and Mo' Money! Mo' Money!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:34 AM (V2Yro)

168 "I saw somewhere on a lefty news site that Sanford held a rally in PA and got one attendee."

Read that one yesterday,

The sole attendee was the reporter.

assigned to be there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)

169 Elijah Cummings, truly a statesman of our times...his bold and visionary leadership...his inspirational vision of a new tomorrow...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Posted by: The Bullshit They Always Say about Scumbags after they die at October 17, 2019 08:35 AM (oVJmc)

170 Great moments in straight jacket cinema

Cheech : SCRATCH my BALLS!

Nancy : Fips muh denktures!

Schiff : wut? another timeout?!

Posted by: Heirloominati at October 17, 2019 08:35 AM (dYdbl)

171 And forgetting to mention all the other children which he has taxpayers have been paying child support for through the years.

Somehow VIA, I would have guessed this would be more on the mark, but you know better...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:35 AM (LISuA)

172 144 Mark Sanford.....HaHaHaHa.
What a loser!
___________________

I like how he went to Philly to announce his candidacy, then told the one reporter who showed up that the reason no other people were there was because nobody in Philly knows who he is.

So Sanford has to announce his candidacy to a crowd of zero people in Philly, where nobody knows him, because he doesn't want to risk a crowd of zero people by announcing his candidacy in South Carolina, where everybody knows him . . . and despises him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 08:35 AM (k4dH2)

173 One wonders about those Brit "tourists" who were denied a visa. Had to do something pretty bad for a Brit to be denied a visa.
Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)
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They were thieves and grifters who got kicked out of Australia. Canada does not want them back.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (iB1oa)

174 Cummings won his last election by 55.1%.

Why do I get a feeling that incumbency wasn't Cummings' biggest advantage in his general elections?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (q80AH)

175 This could be a really bad omen for the demonrats, Jane, especially if these things run in threes !

Who will be next ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


That was my exact comment in the ONT talking about Pelosi:

What has her rattled is that death comes in threes.
Cummings was 68. That means her, Joey Plugs, Bernie, Hillary and others are on borrowed times.

And the Reaper is sharpening his scythe.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (sE4m0)

176 There are no "Right Wing Nazis." They are merely rivals for the same absolute power that Communists/Socialists crave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

--

Daniel Hannan made the salient point that communists and national socialists hated each other because they were competing for the same constituency.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (YslsA)

177 158
I don't feel bad about anyone dying who hates me



and if your white, He HATED you

Posted by: SCOTUS at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (zYAKU)


I think that was his schtik to get votes, power and money. He played off the worst impulses of his constituents, much of it created by race pimps and grifters. Obama did the same, he just did it better.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (nRWPy)

178 At WSJ: "AI Has Learned to Create Fake News Stories."

I say: the quality of fake news will be significantly improved! Artificial Intelligence has to be better than Human Talking-Head Stupidity.

Posted by: gp, Kwakwaka'wakw Carver/Artist at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (mk9aG)

179 166 Good morning horde. I didn't know Elijah Cummings had health problems. I hope whatever failings he had, they caused him to turn to Jesus before he died.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 08:34 AM (lwiT4)

That was very graceful, grammie. It's something to wish for all like him.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (SUJyY)

180 Sanford also had a podium that looked like he hammered it together in his garage.

Surreal all around.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (oVJmc)

181 160 I saw somewhere on a lefty news site that Sanford held a rally in PA and got one attendee.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 08:33 AM (YslsA)

I was going to go

he was giving away free skil saws

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:37 AM (zYAKU)

182 RE: Cummings

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. -Mark Twain

And I'll leave it at that...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 17, 2019 08:37 AM (W+kMI)

183 Could Cummings sudden passing be a bad omen for the Dems?

Please tell me it is. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

==========

I consulted the bird entrails this morning and they said: Try again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


By the time you got an answer, you had enough dead chicken to open a restaurant.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:37 AM (sE4m0)

184 Power's out in New Marlborough MA

And Mrs. REDACTED just had her cataract surgery yesterday
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:04 AM


Yup. A lot of outages out by me, too. I think about a third of my town is without power this morning. Does Mrs. REDACTED have a follow up today?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 08:38 AM (ejd/p)

185 I think that was his schtik to get votes, power and money. He played off the worst impulses of his constituents, much of it created by race pimps and grifters. Obama did the same, he just did it better.
Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (nRWPy)

That and he HATED white people

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:38 AM (zYAKU)

186 140 John Lewis. There were so many lies flying that day, about the Tea Party. The Demofascists were throwing out racist!, misogynists! and every other epitaph they could think of.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yedts3j

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:28 AM (LISuA)


According to that WaPo link you provided, it was Cleaver making the spitting claim.

Nonetheless, I will lay off the spittoon references.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 08:38 AM (Z4rgH)

187 As the old democrat guard start kicking their air addiction, does any of them every refelct about their lives as they see how the eternal democrat (aka. death) is making his way toward them? All the damage resulting from their "beliefs" and misery as they stole money and a piece of waxing fame?


They always come off as miserable POS in any case.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 17, 2019 08:39 AM (4ZhMv)

188 Yup. A lot of outages out by me, too. I think about a third of my town is without power this morning. Does Mrs. REDACTED have a follow up today?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 08:38 AM (ejd/p)

yes, at 1:30

she's driving me nuts

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:39 AM (zYAKU)

189 Tune in to tonight's CNN Special Report: Elijah Cummings: Civil Rights Icon and Trump Nemesis: A Retrospective, featuring moving stories of his brave battles against racism, ignorance, and Trump. Guests will include Melissa Harris Perry, Michael Eric Dyson, Marc Lamott Hill, and another three-named race hustler to be named later...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 08:32 AM (IttZ7)


Has Shakedown Jackson muttered anything and a battery of court recorders are trying to translate it into comprehensible English?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 08:39 AM (y7DUB)

190 Good morning,

Took today and tomorrow off.
Need to get a bunch of stuff done inside and outside the house. Do only be around until the motivation to get started kicks in,,, at some point,,, real soon now,,, after another cup...

Posted by: teej at October 17, 2019 08:39 AM (8DvH0)

191 The confusion about the Nazis being 'right wing' comes from the difference between Europe and the US in 'right wing'. In Europe the far right wing is considered to be Nazis. In the US the right wing is used to describe Republicans. Of course the MFM uses this difference to call right wingers here Nazis.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 08:40 AM (mpXpK)

192 188 As the old democrat guard start kicking their air addiction, does any of them every refelct about their lives as they see how the eternal democrat (aka. death) is making his way toward them? All the damage resulting from their "beliefs" and misery as they stole money and a piece of waxing fame?


They always come off as miserable POS in any case.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 17, 2019 08:39 AM (4ZhMv)

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Pelosi's not going to be speaker after this Congress no matter what. I really don't think she's going to survive another challenge. She'll either deliver impeachment and definitely lose the majority or she'll fail to deliver impeachment and give the activist left every reason to not vote for her should she be up for speaker again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:40 AM (q80AH)

193 San Francisco Expands Travel Ban to Pro-Life States
_________

Sounds good to me. Who the hell wants them tracking their shit into cleaner states anyway? Let them stay in their shithole.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2019 08:40 AM (ZbwAu)

194 "Sitting here watching the local Baltimore morning news.



Oh my g-d.......



Wall to wall mourning, more suitable for the former Soviet Union.



Posted by: Village Idiot"

Have they spontaneously started singing "We shall Overcome" yet? I know they have over at MSNBC.

I will be assiduously avoiding MSM propaganda the next few day

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2019 08:40 AM (MxEKc)

195 John Lewis made the n-word spitting claim. He is such a race hustler, who has enriched himself and done nothing for his constituents.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:40 AM (ptqGC)

196 Need to get a bunch of stuff done inside and outside the house.

I have to finish getting the lights done in front of the house. Tomorrow is Halloween Fest in our town.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 08:40 AM (O7MnT)

197 will we get a whole day of praise for the honorable commie/crook Cummings now? Fortunately I don't watch the MSM, but they will probably use the occasion to extol all he did for communism and "race relations". nothing to fix the rat problems, or the drug/crime problems ... but he gave them room to riot in Baltimore.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 08:41 AM (Cus5s)

198 Mrs Redacted was born in Baltimore

bad sign ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:41 AM (zYAKU)

199 176

If we're talking about the possibility of a threesome, Nadler certainly looks like he could go at any minute. Didn't he have a health incident not too long ago?

Posted by: Ever at October 17, 2019 08:42 AM (ZZDMQ)

200 194 San Francisco Expands Travel Ban to Pro-Life States

And how do they define that?

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:42 AM (SUJyY)

201 Top 200?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 08:42 AM (NTkSq)

202 Deaths come in three's, what number was this one in the rotation?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2019 08:42 AM (kHroX)

203 San Francisco Expands Travel Ban to Pro-Life States
_________

Sounds good to me. Who the hell wants them tracking their shit into cleaner states anyway? Let them stay in their shithole.
Posted by: Eeyore


Goes double for those locusts moving from those shitholes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:42 AM (sE4m0)

204 Sooo Close. Mornin', Horde

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 08:42 AM (NTkSq)

205
Anybody else having trouble getting Instapundit to

load? I keep getting a "Please turn Javascript on and reload the page"

message. I have Insty whitelisted for Javascript on my Kindle, but I

suppose the settings could have gotten messed up.



Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 17, 2019 08:17 AM (uquGJ)

I got a weird "checking" page with bouncing balls (?) that I normally don't get then it loaded.


Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:22 AM (nRWPy)

We had a software update, so if you would just reload it, that would be great.

Posted by: NSA Bob at October 17, 2019 08:43 AM (88+cf)

206 San Francisco Expands Travel Ban to Pro-Life States



I don't understand. How do they enforce something like that? Deny airline tickets to passengers traveling to Alabama?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (lwiT4)

207 How many of our esteemed grifters in Congress 70+?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (WhTSP)

208 Elijah Cummings is Mort"

Sahl?

Anyway, Bless his heart...

And coffeve for all, ok?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (6qErC)

209 My condolences to the Cummings family.
May Elijah get a warm welcome to the afterlife.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (G546f)

210 @193 TJM

I think there is going to be a massive land slide as the democrats lack viable leaders, understanding of economics, obtuse public and foreign Policy goals, etc.. that they are either going to implode or split.

A party comprised of various grifters tends to fall apart after there is nothing left to loot.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (4ZhMv)

211 Deaths come in three's, what number was this one in the rotation?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


1.

Pray hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (sE4m0)

212 I have been saying for months, right here, that there is some encoring things happening in the Democratic bastion of Baltimore.

Local talk radio has been tearing it up for over a year about corruption, failed schools, lying leaders and so on.

Not directly saying "Democratic", but leaving the evidence out there.

And folk in the city have noticed that Cummings, the multiple chain of failed Mayors and the City Council have had plenty of chances to fix much of the stupid shit, such as illegal trash dumping in the alleys and streets, and the rodent infestation.

And that all it took was Trump pointing this out, and the Democratic leadership denying these problems existed, for shit to get done.

And done by outside parties on a volunteer basis.

My prediction is that Baltimore will continue to fallon the Democratic side of government.

But that there will be a trend upward in votes cast for ANY Republican candidate involving the city.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (cqNba)

213 Pelosi's not going to be speaker after this Congress
no matter what. I really don't think she's going to survive another
challenge. She'll either deliver impeachment and definitely lose the
majority or she'll fail to deliver impeachment and give the activist
left every reason to not vote for her should she be up for speaker
again.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:40 AM

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She claimed that this would be her last time as Speaker as part of a deal to get aoc and the squad to vote for her. But she has already welched on that deal said she is going to be speaker again when they keep the House next year.


Either way this impeachment thing goes she is done as the power in Congress.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (JUOKG)

214 CapeFear, too, was born in Baltimore city.

Posted by: CapeFear at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (4PDMt)

215 I got a weird "checking" page with bouncing balls (?) that I normally don't get then it loaded.
Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:22 AM (nRWPy)

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I got something like that yesterday. A post on Insty said that pjmedia was under a DDoS attack, and that check is part of how they combat it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 17, 2019 08:45 AM (KIw0G)

216 > If we're talking about the possibility of a threesome, Nadler certainly looks like he could go at any minute.

Please don't use the words "Nadler" and "threesome" in the same sentence.

Please.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2019 08:45 AM (Do2h6)

217 San Francisco doesn't want visitors from GA? I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:45 AM (ptqGC)

218 213
But that there will be a trend upward in votes cast for ANY Republican candidate involving the city.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (cqNba)

========

"Sweet! More moral victories! They're the best!"
-MD GOP

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:45 AM (q80AH)

219 Mrs Redacted was born in Baltimore

bad sign ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:41 AM (zYAKU)


So was I. It used to be a good city.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 08:45 AM (y7DUB)

220 San Francisco Expands Travel Ban to Pro-Life States

Hmm sounds vaguely sovietish.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (Uu+Jp)

221 I am troubled by Congressman Cummings' death , only because we're the same age. Of course, I don't grift and screw over a city of 600,00 every chance I get.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (C1Lsn)

222 215 She claimed that this would be her last time as Speaker as part of a deal to get aoc and the squad to vote for her. But she has already welched on that deal said she is going to be speaker again when they keep the House next year.


Either way this impeachment thing goes she is done as the power in Congress.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 08:44 AM (JUOKG)

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Yeah, she obviously doesn't even have that much power within the caucus now.

I imagine her main power source now is her fundraising ability. I have no idea if that's the same as it has always been or different.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (q80AH)

223 There is very little room between national socialists and communists. In the first the state controls the means of production and society, in the second the state owns the means of production. China is moving toward fascism these days as the state is just controlling as opposed to owning, although in the end it owns everything really.

Generations of Americans have been taught that the line which had communism on the left and fascism on the right was the whole line. Fascism and National Socialism only represents the far left side of the line. Some people like to use the circle theory, but that model still screws up left and right. But since some poor communist teachers' union schlub told these ahistorical morons in high school that the left was communist and the right was national socialist, they cling to that like they actually know something. It's comical.


Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (nRWPy)

224 San Francisco Expands Travel Ban to Pro-Life States



I don't understand. How do they enforce something like that? Deny airline tickets to passengers traveling to Alabama?
Posted by: grammie winger


Official city agencies can't attend functions in those states.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (sE4m0)

225 yes, at 1:30

she's driving me nuts
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 08:39 AM


This, too, shall pass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (ejd/p)

226 If we're talking about the possibility of a threesome, Nadler certainly looks like he could go at any minute. Didn't he have a health incident not too long ago?
___________

Nadler and threesomes.

Not a good image. Way too close to breakfast.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (k4dH2)

227 218
San Francisco doesn't want visitors from GA? I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 08:45 AM (ptqGC)

Well I used to go to SF quite often when I was a resident of GA. But that was before the city went off the deep end.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 08:47 AM (mpXpK)

228 I really need to turn off Auto-cucumber.

It seems to have been getting more and more aggressive lately.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)

229 229 I really need to turn off Auto-cucumber.

It seems to have been getting more and more aggressive lately.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)

=======

There was an opening for a joke there, and you whiffed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:47 AM (q80AH)

230 Official city agencies can't attend functions in those states.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (sE4m0)

We can consider it a bubonic plague quarantine.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:48 AM (SUJyY)

231 Please don't use the words "Nadler" and "threesome" in the same sentence.
----
Tons of fun!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 08:48 AM (iB1oa)

232 "There was an opening for a joke there, and you whiffed."

Damn...I sure did.
Din't I?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:49 AM (cqNba)

233 We can consider it a bubonic plague quarantine.
Posted by: Roy


Ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:50 AM (sE4m0)

234 And that all it took was Trump pointing this out, and the Democratic leadership denying these problems existed, for shit to get done.

This is as big of an indictment of the gutlessness of the GOPe as you can find, particularly that fat fuck Rove and his "don't interfere when your opponent is self destructing" excuse for not doing a damn thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 08:50 AM (y7DUB)

235 Official city agencies can't attend functions in those states.



Oh I see. In case a city official needs a sudden abortion.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 08:50 AM (lwiT4)

236 That was my exact comment in the ONT talking about Pelosi:

What has her rattled is that death comes in threes.
Cummings was 68. That means her, Joey Plugs, Bernie, Hillary and others are on borrowed times.

And the Reaper is sharpening his scythe.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:36 AM (sE4m0)

the oldsters are the easy plays, they're coming soon no matter what. I'm hoping for some long shots.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:51 AM (V2Yro)

237 The times...they are achangin'

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/345579/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:51 AM (cqNba)

238 "There was an opening for a joke there, and you whiffed."

Damn...I sure did.
Din't I?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:49 AM


Surprise autocucumber!

Nah...just not the same.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 08:51 AM (ejd/p)

239 Heh, BabylonBee:


ABC News Airs Authentic Footage Of 164-Foot-Tall Godzilla Rampaging Through Syria

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2019 08:51 AM (G0vdT)

240 BoJo announces he cut a deal on Brexit. Northern Irish aren't happy, which suggests I guess that there will be a trade border in the Irish Sea that their goods will have to traverse. Has to be somewhere!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 08:51 AM (LISuA)

241 237
the oldsters are the easy plays, they're coming soon no matter what. I'm hoping for some long shots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:51 AM (V2Yro)

==========

I'm still hoping that Sotomayor decides to spend more time with her diabetes and retires.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:51 AM (q80AH)

242 Talking about Baltimore and San Francisco, it's sad what politicians do to their own people. On the other hand, they're the ones voting them in, so I will punch their tough shit card.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 17, 2019 08:52 AM (C1Lsn)

243
Didn't even know Cummings was sickly.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 08:52 AM (vEIlU)

244 Work is getting in the way of my fun

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 08:52 AM (JFO2v)

245 I was in Baltimore a couple years ago.
Not much to recommend it, but the crab cakes were tasty.
Swung down to Annapolis, which was certainly worth the trip just to see John Paul Jones' crypt.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (88+cf)

246 Please don't use the words "Nadler" and "threesome" in the same sentence.

How 'bout: "Nadler represents the best of three some medical problems?"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (6qErC)

247 The socialists had a bracket system like playoffs in sports. You had the winners of the four conferences --

(1) National Socialism emphasizing Nationalist
(4) National Socialism emphasis on Socialism
(2) International Socialism, stress on International
(3) International Socialism, heavy on Socialism

Top-seeded Hitler knocked off Ernst Rohm, and Stalin advanced to the final matchup by whacking Trotsky. The greatly anticipated title match was set to commence. . . .

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (NH9pa)

248 We are wishing for Speaker Pelosi's continued good health. We have a lot invested in her....

Posted by: The Botox Council at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (IttZ7)

249 Wut? No official visits from San Fran pols to my Southern state?

And here I had all my vaccinations up to date.

Sad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (Z4rgH)

250 Yeah, she obviously doesn't even have that much power within the caucus now.

I imagine her main power source now is her fundraising ability. I have no idea if that's the same as it has always been or different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:46 AM (q80AH)

Trump's already sensed that loss of power, he probably realized it before anyone else. That's why he's having fun by taunting her to her face when she tries to pretend she's his equal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (V2Yro)

251 I thought Cummings was about 80. Who else is younger than they look? Nadler? Schumer? Maxine?

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (nRWPy)

252 Does Crooked Cummings have a crooked wife or crooked kid to take his crooked seat?

Posted by: Downcast at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (T5amO)

253 Sit on the banks of the river long enough and the bodies of all your enemies will come floating by.

RIP Rep. Cummings.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2019 08:54 AM (yQpMk)

254 "Didn't even know Cummings was sickly."

Mrs VIA told me a few moments ago that she saw something in the local Chyron about Cummings, and his actual passing taking place at Gilcrest.

Gilcrest is Hospice Care.

Yet his failing health surprised everyone?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:54 AM (cqNba)

255 @244

Once you get above 55 shit can break suddenly and your dead.


Sucks but thats the name of that tune.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 17, 2019 08:54 AM (U8yWc)

256 Someone said Steny Hoyer is retiring. If true, how does Maryland cope with all this winning?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 08:54 AM (y7DUB)

257 251
Trump's already sensed that loss of power, he probably realized it before anyone else. That's why he's having fun by taunting her to her face when she tries to pretend she's his equal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:53 AM (V2Yro)

=======

"Impeach me, bro!"

"I...er...maybe later?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:54 AM (q80AH)

258 No official visits from San Fran pols to my Southern state?"

Yeah. As if they were going to anyway...

Next up, a ban on travel to *fill in icky guntot'n place here*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 08:55 AM (6qErC)

259 248
The socialists had a bracket system like playoffs in sports. You had the winners of the four conferences --

It's fun to do this in Bob Costa's voice...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 08:55 AM (IttZ7)

260 I see Elijah Cummings was received into Hades this morning. Can't say that he'll be missed.

Posted by: Wicklow at October 17, 2019 08:55 AM (uH65w)

261 I'm still hoping that Sotomayor decides to spend more time with her diabetes and retires



An actual wise Latina would cut out carbs and reverse that.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 08:55 AM (nRWPy)

262 Gilcrest is Hospice Care.

Yet his failing health surprised everyone?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:54 AM (cqNba)

not everyone

Posted by: MSM news embargo division at October 17, 2019 08:55 AM (SUJyY)

263 Generations of Americans have been taught that the line which had communism on the left and fascism on the right was the whole line. Fascism and National Socialism only represents the far left side of the line.

Posted by: dagny



The way an astute Moron explained it here, and my most humble apologies for not remembering who it was, is that:

Communism is international.
Fascism is national.

Regardless, it's still communism.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:55 AM (sE4m0)

264 Yet his failing health surprised everyone?"

Well of course it did. Not like there are "journalists" and such around Cappy Hill.
It wasn't on twatter, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 08:56 AM (6qErC)

265 Baltimore has a chance to put someone decent in Congress now. They won't but they have a choice.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 08:56 AM (vEIlU)

266 266 Baltimore has a chance to put someone decent in Congress now. They won't but they have a choice.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 08:56 AM (vEIlU)

===========

Pedantic asshole alert:

They had a chance in 2018, and they chose Cummings by 55.1% over his Republican opponent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:57 AM (q80AH)

267 " Does Crooked Cummings have a crooked wife or crooked kid to take his crooked seat?"

You tell me.

https://heavy.com/news/2019/02/maya-rockeymoore-elijah-cummings-wife/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:57 AM (cqNba)

268 An actual wise Latina would cut out carbs and reverse that."

Wilford Brimley says: "Si"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 08:57 AM (6qErC)

269 Once you get above 55 shit can break suddenly and your dead.


Sucks but thats the name of that tune.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin


Once you get above 55, you don't trust a fart.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:57 AM (sE4m0)

270 Trump curse strikes again.

Elijah Cummings es morte

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 08:57 AM (h41rK)

271
And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.

Oh. Different Elijah. Never mind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - biblically speaking at October 17, 2019 08:58 AM (qBbz7)

272 If one charts the various political models, with personal freedom on the vertical axis and economic freedom on the horizontal, it becomes obvious which models are beneficial to society.

Which is probably why it isn't taught.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 08:58 AM (YslsA)

273 Once you get above 55, you don't trust a fart.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:57 AM (sE4m0)

also, never pass a bathroom

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:58 AM (SUJyY)

274 We need to stop the flow fo Blue State Refugees.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 08:58 AM (oVJmc)

275 "Once you get above 55, you don't trust a fart."

Life is all shits and giggles.


Till somebody giggles, and shits.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 08:58 AM (cqNba)

276 If I were a Democrat, I would take this whole Trump Curse thing seriously.


Looking at you, Nancy.

Tick tock, Granny Botox

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 08:59 AM (h41rK)

277 The Pelosi picture above is perfect.

Watching some clips of her as she and the other two clowns rushed out of the meeting before it was over showed someone so strung out and angry and shaking.

She was chewing her cud unusually hard and crazy.

She really is breaking down.

And by the way, I'm surprised more liberals aren't failing in health by the way they have been acting with so much hate and venom day in and out. You know they aren't sleeping and live every moment (like Zucker) to "get" Trump.

This is nuts.

Barr and Friends better do what is right to start righting this ship that is headed towards the shore of a chinese-built island.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 08:59 AM (vEIlU)

278 Oh. Different Elijah. Never mind."

Eli's Coming...

https://tinyurl.com/krvmdx9

(3 Dog Night)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)

279 Obama Endorses Justin Trudeau
____________

Fortunately both are so fiercely heterosexual that no one will joke about this. Except maybe that Obama is a bit pale for Justin.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (ZbwAu)

280 Nice migrant family goes shopping

https://twitter.com/DavidHu54131696/status/1184430785937494018

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (O7MnT)

281 "If I were a Democrat, I would take this whole Trump Curse thing seriously.


Looking at you, Nancy.

Tick tock, Granny Botox"



*Gulp*

Posted by: Ruthie Ginsberg at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (cqNba)

282 Well of course it did. Not like there are "journalists" and such around Cappy Hill.
It wasn't on twatter, so...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 08:56 AM (6qErC)


The documented cases of sheer sloth and laziness are even more of an indictment of the field than the borderline retards that flock to it to CHANGE THE WORLD without having to get a real degree in something difficult.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (y7DUB)

283 I'm not looking forward to Baltimore Congresswoman Marilyn Moseby.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:01 AM (KUaJL)

284 Till somebody giggles, and shits."

Depends...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:01 AM (6qErC)

285 Sit on the banks of the river long enough and the bodies of all your enemies will come floating by.

Be sure to drink well upstream if possible.

Greetings wappers and wappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:01 AM (HaL55)

286 I just read the Baltimore Sun's article online about Elijah Cummings' death. They almost mentioned Trump more than they did him. It really is a sickness. The second article I saw had the headline, "Elijah Cummings, key figure in Trump impeachment, died." Oh, did I mention he was the Rep. for my district?
Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2019 07:55 AM (MmFTx)


Geez. Well, yes, one less impeachment vote.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:01 AM (vEIlU)

287 Yeah, communism is GLOBAL vs Nationalism. However, our most obvious historical evidence of nationalism tried to conquer other countries and take over the world. Globalists are communists although most of them think they're just "progressive." Redistributionism and collectivism is just communism.

When your answer to problems is "let's buttsex the West and give free shit to others to cement our power" you're a commie.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 09:01 AM (nRWPy)

288 the oldsters are the easy plays, they're coming soon no matter what. I'm hoping for some long shots.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Sleepy AmTrak driver.
Shitty brake maintenance on a city bus.

Almost sounds like a movie script.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:01 AM (sE4m0)

289 282 "If I were a Democrat, I would take this whole Trump Curse thing seriously.


Looking at you, Nancy.

Tick tock, Granny Botox"



*Gulp*
Posted by: Ruthie Ginsberg at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (cqNba)


**coke eyes**

Posted by: Adam Schiff For Brains at October 17, 2019 09:02 AM (h41rK)

290 If the Trump Curse is on its game, Schiff will be #2.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 09:02 AM (oVJmc)

291 Radio still saying Cummings d iij ed at John's Hopkins. I guess Gilcrest is an annex?

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 09:02 AM (nRWPy)

292 Daily Wire article on Rudy is dead ... even when going through their main page. It is a curious thing, same with Flynn and Turkey ... I guess we need US involvement in these regions, but with Dems it is all about corruption and selling influence.

We need to get better relations with these sovereign nations as their own liberty minded nation states, not as client states bribing us for favors. And certainly not where our ambassadors are pawns of Soros and the other globalist oligarchs. ("globalist" in that they want to run the world free from government influence ... not that they have real aspirations of some New World Order in service of all mankind, or whatever lie they put to their tyrannical plans)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 09:02 AM (Cus5s)

293 "I'm not looking forward to Baltimore Congresswoman Marilyn Moseby."


Oh...I am.


She and Brandon Scott can make Word Babies together, till the city erupts into open revolt against the choking oppression of Progressivism.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 09:03 AM (cqNba)

294 Pelosi's not going to be speaker after this Congress no matter what. I really don't think she's going to survive another challenge. She'll either deliver impeachment and definitely lose the majority or she'll fail to deliver impeachment and give the activist left every reason to not vote for her should she be up for speaker again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 08:40 AM (q80AH)


It's hard for us to believe but that really retarded idiot AOC is really popular and the new face and power of the party. Ingraham (I think it was) had a segment on her last night. AOC has so much merchandise now. Not just the comics, but she is really selling herself like a product. Queen Socialist is using capitalism to "win."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:03 AM (vEIlU)

295 I think it was on Dan Carlin's second podcast where he was interviewing someone and they talked about how the Nazis were not left wing. Because you see they worked with the corporations on their country so therefore they aren't left wing. Because you know the communist governments out there totally are comprised of the average worker.

Just because you allow or takeover another level of bureaucracy disguised as separate companies doesn't mean you're not a totalitarian controlling all aspects of people's lives.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2019 09:03 AM (kqrs1)

296 The documented cases of sheer sloth and laziness are even more of an indictment of the field than the borderline retards that flock to it to CHANGE THE WORLD without having to get a real degree in something difficult."

Cut. Jib. etc, etc, etc...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:03 AM (6qErC)

297 Vmom @ 210..."May he get a warm welcome to the afterlife."

Now THAT is how it's done. Priceless.

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:04 AM (JKTNb)

298 *Obama leans over to whisper to Trudeau*

I support you wait wut the fuck is that shoe polish behind your ear.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:04 AM (JFO2v)

299 Those travel bans are just virtue-signaling.

Travel to NC was "banned" when I worked for the City. I told the travel office I was traveling on federal dollars and to book the fvcking trip, and they did.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 17, 2019 09:04 AM (EZebt)

300 3 Dog Night)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)



I think their lead vocalist is one of the best singers in classic rock. Chuck Negron, is it?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:04 AM (lwiT4)

301 Radio still saying Cummings d iij ed at John's Hopkins. I guess Gilcrest is an annex?
Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 09:02 AM (nRWPy)


That is all I'm reading and hearing.

He probably was transported there after some event. I'm guessing heart failure now. What else could it be?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:04 AM (vEIlU)

302 " Radio still saying Cummings d iij ed at John's Hopkins. I guess Gilcrest is an annex?"

I will also remain open to the possibility that Mrs VIA may have misread it, or it was miswritten in the Chyron.

The same Chyron that had to be corrected from ...

'Has Assed Away'

to read" Has Passed Away"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 09:05 AM (cqNba)

303 300 Those travel bans are just virtue-signaling.

Travel to NC was "banned" when I worked for the City. I told the travel office I was traveling on federal dollars and to book the fvcking trip, and they did.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 17, 2019 09:04 AM (EZebt)

==========

Oh, lord...you work for the SF city government?

Your days must be filled with joy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:05 AM (q80AH)

304 How many rats will show up for Cummings funeral?

How long til they blame Trump because he caused Cumming's stress?

When Trump snarks, can we add that to his list of impeachable offenses? I think there is room for #73 before we go to page 3.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 09:05 AM (h41rK)

305 Good Morning JJ and the illustrious Horde. Late start today but the sun is shining and there is a crispness in the air that is quite enjoyable..

I'm no gonna pile on the dead but let's just say old Elijah is in a better place. A bit hotter but a better place indeed.

Second, I love it why elites and leftists waste their money by donating to a very lost cause. There is no way in hell that Cocaine Mitch will lose until he's ready to call it quits. McGrath already lost before in a house race during last election where she should have been more competitive but she, like Robert Francis, insists that the result will be different if she runs for higher office. She hasn't got a chance for two reasons: she's a bad candidate and its Trump country she's running in.

This is probably Cocaine Mitch's last rodeo though since he will be 84 (I think) at the end of the next term.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 17, 2019 09:05 AM (8SR1L)

306 SHIT!!!


Has Assed Away.

Damn it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 09:05 AM (cqNba)

307
It's hard for us to believe but that really retarded idiot AOC is really popular and the new face and power of the party. Ingraham (I think it was) had a segment on her last night. AOC has so much merchandise now. Not just the comics, but she is really selling herself like a product. Queen Socialist is using capitalism to "win."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:03 AM (vEIlU)


I wonder if New York is looking at a possible way to gerrymander her out of power.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2019 09:05 AM (kqrs1)

308 CPT. Charles #183:
I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. -Mark Twain

Likely Clarence Darrow, from what I read, but definitely not Twain (although frequently misattributed to Clemens).

Posted by: mindful webworker - quote-ishly at October 17, 2019 09:06 AM (qBbz7)

309 The same Chyron that had to be corrected from ...

'Has Assed Away'

to read" Has Passed Away"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Damn surprise anal otters!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:06 AM (sE4m0)

310 I think their lead vocalist is one of the best singers in classic rock. Chuck Negron, is it?"

Indeed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)

311 308
It's hard for us to believe but that really retarded idiot AOC is really popular and the new face and power of the party. Ingraham (I think it was) had a segment on her last night. AOC has so much merchandise now. Not just the comics, but she is really selling herself like a product. Queen Socialist is using capitalism to "win."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:03 AM (vEIlU)


I wonder if New York is looking at a possible way to gerrymander her out of power.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2019 09:05 AM (kqrs1)

==========

They are dumb enough to try.

I can't imagine a better way to inflame the activist left against the establishment left than to use the district redrawing to simply make her go away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:06 AM (q80AH)

312 The world is a marginally better place without Elijah Cummings.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:07 AM (NWiLs)

313 What a legacy for the despicable Cummings: famous for his hatred of Trump.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 09:07 AM (LmEBu)

314

Racist cocksucker Elijah Cummings is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:07 AM (PrzkP)

315 Travel to NC was "banned" when I worked for the City. I told the travel office I was traveling on federal dollars and to book the fvcking trip, and they did.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
________

SUNY Albany was supposed to play Duke that year in basketball but had to redo their schedule because of this.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 09:08 AM (NH9pa)

316 The far leftwing Demand Justice, funded in part by billionaire George Soros, has released its short list of activists they would like to nominate to the US Supreme Court:

https://tinyurl.com/yxjl293f

Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2019 09:08 AM (wiXsO)

317 Well, yes, one less impeachment vote.

Impeachment vote.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:08 AM (Boy/L)

318 Damn surprise anal otters!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:06 AM


You're just trying to piss off nurse this morning, aren't you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 09:08 AM (ejd/p)

319
He probably was transported there after some event. I'm guessing heart failure now. What else could it be?



Duh.

Surprise Anal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 09:08 AM (oVJmc)

320 Qanon said a couple years back... expect many suicides when "these things" come to light ... idk, but many are criminals that could face jail on corruption, and maybe sedition/treason ... and so many of the old crooks are in their 70s. ... tick tock, till the ticker stops. I doubt they will commit suicide, but the stress must be mounting. And they are getting pressure from both sides ... real justice, and their mob puppeteers. ("we didn't give you all that money and use of our DeepState hit men to have you back down now!")

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 09:09 AM (Cus5s)

321 Sit on the banks of the river long enough and the bodies of all your enemies will come floating by.

I am not spending the rest of my life sitting on the banks of the Potomac.

Deepfake videos are acceptable however.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 09:09 AM (Z4rgH)

322 Obama Endorses Justin Trudeau
____________

Fortunately both are so fiercely heterosexual that no one will joke about this. Except maybe that Obama is a bit pale for Justin.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (ZbwAu)


Last polls I saw it was close between Lib Trudeau and Conservative guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:09 AM (vEIlU)

323
Bernie next for Malach ha-Mawis?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 09:09 AM (zBaqJ)

324 Gang member released on $6K bail now accused of raping 12-year-old girl

that 500 bucks per year not a bad deal

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:09 AM (JFO2v)

325 Impeachment vote.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Yeah, I laughed too...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (6qErC)

326 It's hard for us to believe but that really retarded idiot AOC is really popular and the new face and power of the party.

Because we have crossed over into Idiocracy. The average Democrat voter "ain't never seen no plants growin' outta no toilet."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (O7MnT)

327 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

A dreary, windy, gloomy day here in NE MA.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (BmxiN)

328
Many of Three Dog Night's hits were penned by Hoyt Axton.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (zBaqJ)

329 324
Bernie next for Malach ha-Mawis?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 09:09 AM (zBaqJ)

=========

He just got out of the hospital where they gave him a fresh transfusion of illegal alien baby blood. He's good for at least another six months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (q80AH)

330 Bernie next for Malach ha-Mawis?"

Da.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (6qErC)

331 It's hard for us to believe but that really retarded idiot AOC is really
popular and the new face and power of the party. Ingraham (I think it
was) had a segment on her last night. AOC has so much merchandise now.
Not just the comics, but she is really selling herself like a product.
Queen Socialist is using capitalism to "win."


I heard some Progda talking head say to a Republican some time ago that the R was "obsessed" with AOC. Which I thought was rich considering all the exposure that the MFM has given her, a freshman congresscretin, especially on the late-night talk shows. Right after she got installed in office, they put her all over the screens at least a couple of times per week.

And we're the ones who are supposedly "obsessed" with this anti-American progressive imbecile?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (HaL55)

332 What a legacy for the despicable Cummings: famous for his hatred of Trump.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 09:07 AM (LmEBu)


Too many are falling with this asterisk. McCain...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (vEIlU)

333

Today's Leftist Fascist Bullshit Statistic is....

/spins wheel/


"Since 1968, more people have died from guns than all of America's wars."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:11 AM (PrzkP)

334 Guys--re: Cummings--be better than the lefties. I don't speak ill of dead Americans.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:11 AM (Boy/L)

335 324 Forgot about Bernie, JJ. Heart problems, poor personal hygiene, and a few dormant STD's from the commune days, waiting to come back with a roar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 17, 2019 09:11 AM (C1Lsn)

336 A dreary, windy, gloomy day here in NE MA.


And yet if you can get yourself downriver to Plum Island or the Parker refuge you can bask in the serene glory of Nature, mildly pissed off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (wzVKm)

337 292 Radio still saying Cummings d iij ed at John's Hopkins. I guess Gilcrest is an annex?
Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 09:02 AM (nRWPy)



WaPo, WSJ, and others say Gilchrist Hospice. Gilchrist is "Provider of Choice" for Johns Hopkins Home Care Group. Seems to be outside of Johns Hopkins, though.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (di1hb)

338
I heard some Progda talking head say to a Republican some time ago that the R was "obsessed" with AOC. Which I thought was rich considering all the exposure that the MFM has given her, a freshman congresscretin, especially on the late-night talk shows. Right after she got installed in office, they put her all over the screens at least a couple of times per week.

And we're the ones who are supposedly "obsessed" with this anti-American progressive imbecile?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (HaL55)

========

We should be obsessed with her. She's deeply unpopular with swing voters. We should be trying to make her the face of the Democratic party, and she's doing everything she can to help that idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (q80AH)

339 129 backstabbing RINO shitstains voted against POTUS yesterday. All the Republican leadership voted against Trump while the Dems try to impeach him.

Posted by: Galil at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (Pzzpr)

340 Many of Three Dog Night's hits were penned by Hoyt Axton."

They recorded a number of tunes by different songwriters - and certainly popularized a number of great Hoyt Axton songs.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (6qErC)

341 Many of Three Dog Night's hits were penned by Hoyt Axton.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (zBaqJ)



Did not know that.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (lwiT4)

342 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

A dreary, windy, gloomy day here in NE MA.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 09:10 A


Same here in the 413. Grab some moar covfefe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (ejd/p)

343 Oh wow. Very sad for the Cummings family. That sucks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (9hauA)

344 He just got out of the hospital where they gave him a fresh transfusion of illegal alien baby blood. He's good for at least another six months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (q80AH)



Stents keep people alive for decades.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (vEIlU)

345 And we're the ones who are supposedly "obsessed" with this anti-American progressive imbecile?"

Projection. It ain't just a river in...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (6qErC)

346

Fake News WaPo uses elijah cummins' corpse to attack the president. Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (PrzkP)

347 Getting a little bored with the political shit,so I hope JJ is finishing off todays' ART PIC,remember NO Burnt Umber and BIG side boobs are deRiguer on Thursdays.
Don't worry if it's not completely dry,we won't touch them (fingers crossed).

Posted by: saf at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (5IHGB)

348 Elijah's coming.

Posted by: Satan's barbed cock at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (SUJyY)

349 morning horde, i hate 8 am meetings, and being late because of Hampton roads traffic is even worse.

re: congressman Cummings passing - all imma say is i hope his family finds peace.

now to go back and read the content.

thanks JJ and HBD...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (8D42x)

350
"Candygram for Sonia Sodomizer!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 09:14 AM (zBaqJ)

351 347

Fake News WaPo uses elijah cummins' corpse to attack the president. Heh.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (PrzkP)

Did they fire it from a catapult or something?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:14 AM (NWiLs)

352 Did they fire it from a catapult or something?"

INCOMING!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:14 AM (6qErC)

353 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

354 Meggie Mac gives us some Tweets:

"What is this thing everywhere where tough women who don't put up with shit are 'unhinged'?! Nancy looks like a bad bitch in control of a room entirely full of men!"

and....

"I am so saddened to hear of the passing of Congressman Elijah Cummings. A true giant and champion for democracy. He was a fighter and patriot who loved this country and left a lasting legacy in American history. Sending love and prayers to his entire family, friends and staff."




Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:14 AM (ptqGC)

355 Guys--re: Cummings--be better than the lefties. I don't speak ill of dead Americans.
Posted by: Circa


I reserve that sentiment for those who don't wish me and mine dead.

Sorry. I'm quirky that way.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:14 AM (sE4m0)

356 And yet if you can get yourself downriver to Plum Island or the Parker refuge you can bask in the serene glory of Nature, mildly pissed off.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (wzVKm)


I actually don't like the beach. I prefer the White Mountains.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 09:15 AM (BmxiN)

357 It is hard to believe Cummings was only 68 years old. Must be hard representin' and all. He seemed much older to me.

Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 09:15 AM (XTiHL)

358 What a legacy for the despicable Cummings: famous for his hatred of Trump.

--

And sitting on the floor, with his fellow tantrumers, like a toddler holding its breath until it turns blue. I can't even recall anymore what they did that for.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 09:15 AM (JoUsr)

359 IIIRC, Eli's Comin' was written by Laura Nyro. Yep.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 09:15 AM (IttZ7)

360 Elijah's coming.
Posted by: Satan's barbed cock at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (SUJyY)


Wait.

The Devil in Mrs. Jones told me that you could have all the sex you wanted in Hell, but you could never come.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

361 Oh wow. Very sad for the Cummings family. That sucks.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (9hauA)


I agree. He was very young in modern times.

I wonder how he was to live with since Trump won, however. Do they take this home with them? I know some are psychopaths that view this all as a game and then shrug off their lying, deceitful, manipulative antics. Cummings was pretty bad. Very angry to the point of incoherent and spitting at times.

Hopefully he made his peace on his deathbed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:15 AM (vEIlU)

362 274 Once you get above 55, you don't trust a fart.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:57 AM (sE4m0)

also, never pass a bathroom
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:58 AM (SUJyY)

or waste an erection

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:16 AM (JFO2v)

363 356 Guys--re: Cummings--be better than the lefties. I don't speak ill of dead Americans.
Posted by: Circa


I reserve that sentiment for those who don't wish me and mine dead.

Sorry. I'm quirky that way.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:14 AM (sE4m0)

The assumption he made is that Cummings was an American. He may have been born here but he was no American.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:16 AM (NWiLs)

364

The Sun is poking out. I hate the Sun.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:16 AM (PrzkP)

365 "One" is a great song. Must find YouTube.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:16 AM (lwiT4)

366 Meggie Mac gives us some Tweets:

And she's still twice the man her father was.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 09:17 AM (BmxiN)

367

When you look at Bernie's health, and Biden's health, it was really their own party that destroyed them. They'll never see it that way though.

Obama treats Biden like dirt.
Hillary, Obama and the cabal destroyed Bernie's chances.

The Dem Party turned on both of them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:17 AM (vEIlU)

368 Trump is in Dallas tonight. He's having a rally at the AAC downtown. There are already several hundred if not a thousand or so filling Victory Plaza. Some have been camping out since Tuesday evening.

Alternately, Beta O'Malley is having a rally in Grand Prairie tonight. 10 people are outside at this time waiting for his arrival.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

369 363 274 Once you get above 55, you don't trust a fart.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 08:57 AM (sE4m0)

also, never pass a bathroom
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 08:58 AM (SUJyY)

or waste an erection

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:16 AM (JFO2v)



Would youj folks like to hear about reverse mortgages?

Posted by: Tom Selleck at October 17, 2019 09:17 AM (oVJmc)

370 Eli's Comin' was written by Laura Nyro. Yep."

Great songwriter. Was tight w/Jackson Browne, IIRC.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:17 AM (6qErC)

371 Stents keep people alive for decades.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:13 AM (vEIlU)


I hope so. My husband had one 18 years ago, after suffering chest pains prior to going on a Scout campout in the mountains of N. GA. He had a 90% blockage. The cardiologist told him, "If you had gone camping with that blockage, you'd have come home in a box."

It still chills me and makes me so thankful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:18 AM (ptqGC)

372 "One" was written by Harry Nilsson.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 09:18 AM (IttZ7)

373 We should be obsessed with her. She's deeply unpopular with swing
voters. We should be trying to make her the face of the Democratic
party, and she's doing everything she can to help that idea.


Can't fuss too much with your comment, but what's sad is that the people who should be very serious about keeping progs far away from the levers of power, the Republican Party, aren't obsessed with her or that idea.

They refuse to fight against progressives and progressivism and cannot mouth one word in defense of America, the Constitution and freedom for reasons that haven't been explained adequately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:18 AM (HaL55)

374 The Sun is poking out. I hate the Sun.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:16 AM (PrzkP)


No shit!

Posted by: The Dark Side Of The Moon at October 17, 2019 09:18 AM (Y8PSl)

375 Maybe Cummings did a little coke to ease his anguish, and the heart couldn't take it .. who knows.


"burn in hell" has a nice ring to it I guess. But my understanding ... resurrection of the just, and resurrection of the unjust. The unjust rise and face a judgement and did a second (final) death.The just get ... ?? life in paradise I guess. Christians as part of the body of Christ, not in either of those, as far as I tell. "Saved"


the "torment" of the devil and his spirits ... weeping and gnashing of teeth stuff, idk. Even Satan dies in the end, burns out from his own hatred. But I think the "torture forever in fires of hell" is bad doctrine, too sadistic. It is enough that they wee tormented in their own hate while here ... and lost out on The Hope.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 09:18 AM (Cus5s)

376 IIIRC, Eli's Comin' was written by Laura Nyro. Yep.

How is that pronounced? "Nee-ro?" "Nye-ro?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 09:18 AM (BmxiN)

377 I've said my piece. The dead are dead. It's the living we have to fight.

In that vein, "Ten Pound Sack of Mud" McCain can sod right off.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:19 AM (Boy/L)

378 Re: TDN

Woman was originally a song by Free.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:19 AM (HaL55)

379 Elijah Goings, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 09:19 AM (5aX2M)

380 "One" is a great song"

Nilsson!

(you're breaking my heart, you're tearing me apart, so f.... you!)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:20 AM (6qErC)

381 Sincere condolences to the Cummings family and I'm sorry for their loss.

He was, however, a shitty politician and American politics will be better without him.

May God have mercy on his soul.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

382 IIIRC, Eli's Comin' was written by Laura Nyro.

--

That is a great song.

RIP to Cummings. I'm not a deranged leftist, so I will not wish he burn in eternal hell. Condolences to his family.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 09:20 AM (JoUsr)

383 all you Texas specimens that live in Crenshaw's district might want to give him a jingle and see what's on his mind re: voting for more border control in Turkey

My shiny new critter in the coastal bend is Michael Cloud. He also went along with Pelosi.

Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 09:20 AM (XTiHL)

384 Meggie Mac gives us some Tweets:

"What is this thing everywhere where tough women who don't put up with shit are 'unhinged'?! Nancy looks like a bad bitch in control of a room entirely full of men!"

and....

"I am so saddened to hear of the passing of Congressman Elijah Cummings. A true giant and champion for democracy. He was a fighter and patriot who loved this country and left a lasting legacy in American history. Sending love and prayers to his entire family, friends and staff."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:14 AM (ptqGC)


I guess she didn't see the fire-breathing dragon's grinding of her dentures and the steam coming out of her ears. She was holding in so much anger it looked like she was going to burst. She WAS unhinged yesterday. Sorry Meggie, it happens to women too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:21 AM (vEIlU)

385 The Sun is poking out. I hate the Sun."

So, "surprise ... sunlight?"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:21 AM (6qErC)

386 my new keyboard comes today ... my typing is bad enough, but now keys keep sticking, or skipping some keystrokes, pia. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 09:21 AM (Cus5s)

387 Woman was originally a song by Free.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:19 AM (HaL55)


Wait.....so you're saying they had more than just that one song?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

388
Meggie Mac, unhinged.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:21 AM (vEIlU)

389 It's hard for us to believe but that really retarded idiot AOC is really popular and the new face and power of the party.

Because we have crossed over into Idiocracy. The average Democrat voter "ain't never seen no plants growin' outta no toilet."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 09:10 AM (O7MnT)


She represents a small district in upper NYC. Just because the unfree press is pimping her doesn't mean a damn thing in terms of sheer numbers. I like to give the citizens of the country more credit for sense than be gaslit by the propagandists.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 09:21 AM (y7DUB)

390
And yet if you can get yourself downriver to Plum Island or the Parker refuge you can bask in the serene glory of Nature, mildly pissed off.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:12 AM (wzVKm)






Anthrax Island?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 09:21 AM (eXA4G)

391 Elijah Cummings is out?
Elijah Cummings is out?!!

Posted by: Chicagamore at October 17, 2019 09:21 AM (u0FJu)

392 Old Fashioned Love Song, my fave was Paul Williams, I think Axton wrote the bullfrog tune.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (PQRcz)

393 I thought James Hetfield wrote "One."

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (NWiLs)

394 so you're saying they had more than just that one song?"

Yeah. It was....er....ah....ummmm

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (6qErC)

395 Trump should hold a "remember Elijah" rally in Baltimore.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (wGbBR)

396 Woman was originally a song by Free.

Also the name of a song written by Paul McCartney and given to Peter and Gordon:

https://tinyurl.com/y6cd7lqg

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (BmxiN)

397 Posted by: The Dark Side Of The Moon


There is no Dark Side of the Moon. All aspects of the lunar surface receive equal amounts of sunlight.

I thought this was a smart lunacy blog.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (wzVKm)

398 so has Trump been arrested for Cummings death yet?

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (FZYNt)

399
so has Trump been arrested for Cummings death yet?
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (FZYNt)






They're saving that to be the centerpiece of the funeral.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 09:23 AM (eXA4G)

400 Someone needs to explain to me why standing aside and letting Russians, Syrians, Turks, and Iranians slaughter each other is a bad idea.

I'd watch it on Pay Per View.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 09:23 AM (O7MnT)

401 so you're saying they had more than just that one song?"
----

Yeah. It was....er....ah....ummmm

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (6qErC)


I always thought 'Catch A Train' was, well, catchy.

Posted by: RickZ at October 17, 2019 09:23 AM (Y8PSl)

402 There is no Dark Side of the Moon"

*looks over at "record" collection. Blinks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:23 AM (6qErC)

403
Oh, lord...you work for the SF city government?

Your days must be filled with joy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:05 AM (q80AH)

===

One of the experiences that cured me of my communism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (EZebt)

404 281 Nice migrant family goes shopping

https://twitter.com/DavidHu54131696/status/1184430785937494018
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 09:00 AM (O7MnT)

The worst part about that video is that they took that sausage she had stuffed down her pants and put it back on the shelf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (V2Yro)

405 And sitting on the floor, with his fellow tantrumers, like a toddler
holding its breath until it turns blue. I can't even recall anymore
what they did that for.


I'll always remember that prog with a pacifier in his mouth on the floor of the House. Way to show your respect for the nation's institution there, asshole.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (HaL55)

406
Sunrise is at 7:01 tomorrow.
Clocks go back in 2 weeks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (PrzkP)

407 RIP E. Cummings. The Democrat party lost 50 IQ points today.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (kLDv+)

408 Also the name of a song written by Paul McCartney and given to Peter and Gordon:



https://tinyurl.com/y6cd7lqg

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (BmxiN)



Hullabaloo. Heh, memories.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (lwiT4)

409 I guess nearly every single girl/woman misses her late dad terribly. I do.

However, Meggie Mac occasionally does a "days dead count" for her dad. Not kidding. And she sincerely believes he was beloved by all of us and brought Americans together.

As a former "hobbit" Tea Partier, I don't think so. He really reviled us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (ptqGC)

410 all you Texas specimens that live in Crenshaw's district might want to give him a jingle and see what's on his mind re: voting for more border control in Turkey

My shiny new critter in the coastal bend is Michael Cloud. He also went along with Pelosi.
Posted by: DanMan


Fuck Turkey.
How about some more Texas border control?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:25 AM (sE4m0)

411 e. e. cummings > E. Cummings

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:25 AM (iB1oa)

412 >>Fuck Turkey.


Now you're talkin'!

Posted by: the Chicken at October 17, 2019 09:25 AM (SUJyY)

413 >>
384
all you Texas specimens that live in Crenshaw's district might want to
give him a jingle and see what's on his mind re: voting for more border
control in Turkey





Posted by: DanMan

Ask him how his Red Flag is doing as well. Spit.

Posted by: Galil at October 17, 2019 09:25 AM (Pzzpr)

414 410 I guess nearly every single girl/woman misses her late dad terribly. I do.

However, Meggie Mac occasionally does a "days dead count" for her dad. Not kidding. And she sincerely believes he was beloved by all of us and brought Americans together.

As a former "hobbit" Tea Partier, I don't think so. He really reviled us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (ptqGC)

========

John was not a nice man of incredible character. He was a petty man who loved to make people feel small.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:26 AM (q80AH)

415 Oh wow. Very sad for the Cummings family. That sucks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique
________

Indeed.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 09:26 AM (NH9pa)

416 artisanal 'ette #295:
It's hard for us to believe but that really retarded idiot AOC is really popular and the new face and power of the party. Ingraham (I think it was) had a segment on her last night. AOC has so much merchandise now. Not just the comics, but she is really selling herself like a product. Queen Socialist is using capitalism to "win."

I ordered an AOC sexbot that I saw advertised, just for investigatory purposes, of course. Turns out it was bootleg, not authorized AOC™ merch. Also wasn't quite what I expected. Instead of a modern electronic android, it was a life-size inflatable woman attached to a Roomba.

Posted by: mindful webworker - got it on ebay at October 17, 2019 09:26 AM (qBbz7)

417 News Flash: Only thing anyone loves about Meggie Mac are her funbags. And even that is borderline these days

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 09:26 AM (FZYNt)

418 408 RIP E. Cummings. The Democrat party lost 50 IQ points today.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (kLDv+)

Dang.

Didn't know "negative IQ" was a thing.

huh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2019 09:26 AM (Ct55T)

419 Hullabaloo. Heh, memories."

Next up, Burt Sugarman's Midnight Special!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:26 AM (6qErC)

420 Imonna stand on my one good foot and make banana bread to bring to Ben Had at the MoMe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:26 AM (ptqGC)

421 I'm not saying this to speak I'll of Cummings but of the people who are alive.

Under normal circumstances this would be a one-and-done news cycle kind of thing.

But, since he got into a big public blowout with Trump right before he died, we're going to be treated to a couple of weeks of tributes and hagiography and tributes to another corrupt legislator.

Ugh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (5aX2M)

422 "There is no Dark Side of the Moon"


there is always a dark side of the moon, but it is not always the same side.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (Cus5s)

423 Fuck Turkey."

Hey now! Surprise!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (6qErC)

424 RIP to Cummings... Now God will judge him

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (O2RFr)

425 Sunrise is at 7:01 tomorrow.
Clocks go back in 2 weeks.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM


*sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (ejd/p)

426 I thought James Hetfield wrote "One."
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (NWiLs)


I believe that's the song that Cliff Burton said they wouldn't do because "ballads are for fags."

He dies, they release "One" within months.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

427 Wait.....so you're saying they had more than just that one song?

I know it's hard to believe if all you hear is what passes for music these days on the radio, but yes.

The local classic rock station down here only plays about 35 songs and you'd better like them because that's all you'll ever hear.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (HaL55)

428 407
Sunrise is at 7:01 tomorrow.
Clocks go back in 2 weeks.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (PrzkP)

=========

Second Junior is due in 2 weeks and one day.

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (q80AH)

429 there is always a dark side of the moon, but it is not always the same side.


Fair point.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (wzVKm)

430 First really chilly day of fall here, and the new-ish furnace in the bedrooms end of the house has decided not to come on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (ptqGC)

431 Nice migrant family goes shopping



How racist to accuse them.

Posted by: Tom Selleck at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

432 IIIRC, Eli's Comin' was written by Laura Nyro. Yep.

How is that pronounced? "Nee-ro?" "Nye-ro?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 09:18 AM (BmxiN)


That's a good question. A college radio program played a bunch of her songs she wrote that the 5th Dimension popularized that made the covers sound like near beer.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (y7DUB)

433 The local classic rock station down here only plays about 35 songs"

Wow. What are the other 32?

*stairway, freebird, Allrightnow... that's good for what, 45 minutes?*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (6qErC)

434 there is always a dark side of the moon, but it is not always the same side.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (Cus5s)
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Then there's a Dark Side of the Earth, as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (iB1oa)

435 She represents a small district in upper NYC. Just because the unfree press is pimping her doesn't mean a damn thing in terms of sheer numbers.

I like to give the citizens of the country more credit for sense than be gaslit by the propagandists.
Posted by: Captain Hate


How do you think we got Obola? Twice?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (sE4m0)

436 I work in Jersey a lot and get subjected to The Radio on a regular basis.

I have no idea how anyone born and raised in New Jersey becomes aware that there are other musicians besides BillyJoel and Bruce Springsteen.

*spit*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (Ct55T)

437 423 "There is no Dark Side of the Moon"


there is always a dark side of the moon, but it is not always the same side.
Posted by: illiniwek

let me guess - climate change

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

438 The aliens just want you to think there is no dark side of the moon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (Boy/L)

439 let me guess - climate change"

"Whitey's on the Moon"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (6qErC)

440 Good morning Horde, and Thanks again to JJ for the awesome MoRe.

Once again, I am raising money to help in the fight against breast cancer with my team: Love, Hope and Faith. Our walk is only a couple of days away (Saturday, October 19th in Dayton, Ohio).

Will you please help out by making a donation - any amount helps:

https://tinyurl.com/y2rvkbcu

Thank you!!

Posted by: ibguy at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (4fdwv)

441 436 I like to give the citizens of the country more credit for sense than be gaslit by the propagandists.
Posted by: Captain Hate


How do you think we got Obola? Twice?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (sE4m0)

=============

Accusations of racism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (q80AH)

442 Then there's a Dark Side of the Earth, as well.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (iB1oa)


Every night.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

443 Second Junior is due in 2 weeks and one day.



Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (q80AH)



Set another place at the Thanksgiving table!

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:30 AM (lwiT4)

444 Then there's a Dark Side of the Earth, as well.


There is, and yet we still give California two senate seats and a bunch of electoral votes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:30 AM (wzVKm)

445 373 "One" was written by Harry Nilsson.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 09:18 AM (IttZ7)

Oh, Nillson Schmillson.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 09:30 AM (V2Yro)

446 Second Junior is due in 2 weeks and one day.



Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:27 AM (q80AH)


So happy for you! My younger cousin's first baby is due around the same time!


Our son surprised us and came two weeks early, but was a healthy, happy 7 lbs. 2 ou. He was supposed to be born on Ground Hog Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:30 AM (ptqGC)

447 408 RIP E. Cummings. The Democrat party lost 50 IQ points today.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (kLDv+)

And the US average went up the same.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:30 AM (JFO2v)

448 408 RIP E. Cummings. The Democrat party lost 50 IQ points today.
Posted by: Fritz

Term Limits!

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2019 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

449

So the Democrats have to decide, honor Cummings or continue the impeachment/not impeachment narrative.

Their sh*tshow has just been bumped from the news.

And, yeah, they are thinking about it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:31 AM (vEIlU)

450 434 The local classic rock station down here only plays about 35 songs"

Wow. What are the other 32?

*stairway, freebird, Allrightnow... that's good for what, 45 minutes?*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (6qErC)

Classic rock stations are like those Christmas music stations (which should be happening about now). You wait 90 minutes and can hear the loop start over again.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 09:31 AM (SUJyY)

451 There is no Dark Side of the Moon. All aspects of the lunar surface receive equal amounts of sunlight.

I thought this was a smart lunacy blog.

Posted by: Bandersnatch
________

You're right. I hope you can forgive a momentary lapse of reason on our part.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 09:31 AM (NH9pa)

452 Next you will tell me there is no planet X

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:31 AM (JFO2v)

453 Then there's a Dark Side of the Earth, as well.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


How? I thought it was always sunny in Philadelphia? Danny DeVito said so.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:31 AM (sE4m0)

454

Cummings death will be used as a tool to continue to spew the propaganda. Cummings would have liked that, they will say...

Because OrangeManBad

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (vEIlU)

455 How do you think we got Obola? Twice?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:29 AM (sE4m0)


GWB, McCain and Romney.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (y7DUB)

456 Climb back under your rock, troll. Only lefties delight in an opponents passing
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:49 AM (dNzKv)

>>>> I delight in our enemies passing, yes. Drop the fake holier than thou act. Don't pretend you and many others aren't gonna be quite happy when RBG shuffles off to the choir eternal

Posted by: Tradd at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (GSJcT)

457 447
So happy for you! My younger cousin's first baby is due around the same time!


Our son surprised us and came two weeks early, but was a healthy, happy 7 lbs. 2 ou. He was supposed to be born on Ground Hog Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:30 AM (ptqGC)

==========

Actually, he's due November 8, but induction is scheduled for November 1. First Junior came about two weeks early, so if Second Junior follows the patter, he'll be here in a week or so.

I'm hoping he stays in until November 1. We have hospital indemnity insurance, and it may or may not actually pay out benefits if Second Junior is born in October. It's unclear. The plan documents don't mention any time limitations, but it's common for the insurance to only pay out a full ten months after the plan's effective date for births (since pregnancy is considered a pre-existing condition in that case).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (q80AH)

458 Then there's a Dark Side of the Earth, as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (iB1oa)

No. Because we have lights.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (88+cf)

459 Cummings at room temperature,who is next?They come threes....

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (KNsKs)

460 sad to say, I predict Cumming's widow is gonna hold that seat for the next couple of decades. (or lets call it a bet with 20-1 odds in favor)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 09:33 AM (V2Yro)

461 Wow. What are the other 32?


One-hit Wonders, apparently. They must have some strange contracts with the record companies (what's left of them, anyways) to only play that same one song forever and ever.

And ever.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:33 AM (HaL55)

462 Sorry, but Pink Floyd largely sucks.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

463 457 Climb back under your rock, troll. Only lefties delight in an opponents passing
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:49 AM (dNzKv)

>>>> I delight in our enemies passing, yes. Drop the fake holier than thou act. Don't pretend you and many others aren't gonna be quite happy when RBG shuffles off to the choir eternal
Posted by: Tradd at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (GSJcT)

=========

Tradd is such a Charleston name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:33 AM (q80AH)

464 Then there's a Dark Side of the Earth, as well.

Auburn University and its demonic environs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:33 AM (Boy/L)

465 You're right. I hope you can forgive a momentary lapse of reason on our part."

T'was just one slip.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:33 AM (6qErC)

466
And, yeah, they are thinking about it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:31 AM (vEIlU)

Nah, my read is completely different.

Wall-to-wall "It's what he would have wanted!!!!", and full steam ahead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (Ct55T)

467 Then there's a Dark Side of the Earth, as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (iB1oa)

No. Because we have lights.



Well....

Posted by: North Korea at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (wzVKm)

468 Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds > GWB, McCain and Romney.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (6qErC)

469
RIP Representative Cummings. By accounts and outcomes, you represented yourself more than you represented your constituents.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (pNxlR)

470 The worst part about that video is that they took that sausage she had stuffed down her pants and put it back on the shelf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (V2Yro)


Stop talking about my brother.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 17, 2019 09:35 AM (Z4rgH)

471 Well....
Posted by: North Korea"

Ahem.

/Parts of Cali...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:35 AM (6qErC)

472

Brexit announcement was interesting. We shall see. The devil is in the details.

And Canadian regulations for cannabis concentrates like the liquid used in vape pens, as well as edible and topical products, go into effect on Oct. 17.

vaping, good timing dumbos
Today, three more pot products go legal.
But, yeah, vote for Trudeau.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:35 AM (vEIlU)

473 Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds > GWB, McCain and Romney.

Don't Pull Your Love is in my Top 50 greatest pop songs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:35 AM (Boy/L)

474 I delight in our enemies passing, yes. Drop the fake holier than thou act. Don't pretend you and many others aren't gonna be quite happy when RBG shuffles off to the choir eternal
Posted by: Tradd at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (GSJcT)

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It's a matter of degree. I don't like Cummings, nor do I hate him. I won't miss him or demonize him. Just a crooked pol.

McCain or RBG are different stories. You don't get to be unremittingly evil your whole career and have me be sad to see it end, and your real reward begin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (5aX2M)

475 Climb back under your rock, troll. Only lefties delight in an opponents passing
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 07:49 AM (dNzKv)

>>>> I delight in our enemies passing, yes. Drop the fake holier than thou act. Don't pretend you and many others aren't gonna be quite happy when RBG shuffles off to the choir eternal
Posted by: Tradd


I know a shitload of vets who are going to line up when Jane Fonda passes...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (sE4m0)

476
There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark.

-- my favorite sotto voce dialogue on Dark Side of the Moon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (pNxlR)

477 Ok, gotta run. Y'all have fun, y'hear?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (6qErC)

478 459 Then there's a Dark Side of the Earth, as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:28 AM (iB1oa)

No. Because we have lights.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (88+cf)

the NORKs do not!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

479 I guess nearly every single girl/woman misses her late dad terribly. I do.

However, Meggie Mac occasionally does a "days dead count" for her dad. Not kidding. And she sincerely believes he was beloved by all of us and brought Americans together.

As a former "hobbit" Tea Partier, I don't think so. He really reviled us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:24 AM (ptqGC)


The only reason Mega was asked to join the crones on The Spew was her anti Drumpf big mouth. Plus she's dumb as a plank and morbidly obese so fits in well.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (y7DUB)

480 The moon does not rotate. We see the same side always. How can you say there is no dark side to the Moon?

(I'm missing something here, huh?)

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (JKTNb)

481 Of note this week:

I had meetings this week with my Barcelona colleagues and they are gald they left early in the morning before the highways were closed.


Apparently the Catalonian politicians convicted of sedtition last year were all given 10-15 years sentences.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (4ZhMv)

482 San Francisco Expands Travel Ban to Pro-Life States

Isn't this a violation of the Commerce Clause of the Constitution?

Doesn't matter what the excuse is - having a governmental entity discriminating against other states happens to be illegal.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (I2/tG)

483 398
...
All aspects of the lunar surface receive equal amounts of sunlight.

I thought this was a smart lunacy blog.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:22 AM (wzVKm)


Consider crater floors in the polar regions.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (di1hb)

484 Cummings officiating Murderin' Joe's and Mika's wedding:

https://tinyurl.com/y4ezng2o

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (ptqGC)

485
When you look at Bernie's health, and Biden's health, it was really their own party that destroyed them. They'll never see it that way though.

Obama treats Biden like dirt.
Hillary, Obama and the cabal destroyed Bernie's chances.

The Dem Party turned on both of them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:17


It reminds me of the internecine battles of the Politburo, in Old Soviet Russia. After Brezhnev died, it took a while for the next leader to, uh, take. Three tries I think it was, until Gorby.

I guess all communists are alike, huh.

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (mFoNl)

486 Mornin' Horde. Gonna be honest, glad to see Cummings go, though I'd have preferred he'd just been alive and stripped of his ill-gotten gains, watching from the sidelines as every structure of graft he built was demolished and all his damage undone. And THEN he could go to discuss his choices with his Creator. So it goes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Pixy don't like character codes in nics
at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (AM1GF)

487 I delight in our enemies passing, yes. Drop the fake holier than thou act. Don't pretend you and many others aren't gonna be quite happy when RBG shuffles off to the choir eternal
Posted by: Tradd at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (GSJcT)

Delight is too strong a word, but there is always a certain satisfaction in having outlasted yet another wannabe tyrant. I intend to outlast many more.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (J+mig)

488 Cummings officiating Murderin' Joe's and Mika's wedding:


Did he get one of those 'ordained online' certificates?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

489 I've seen the dark side of the moon, and it's darkness swallowed the entire village. It was a terrifying message from the gods.

Posted by: Peasant #3 at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (u0FJu)

490 (I'm missing something here, huh?)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (JKTNb)

The moon is tidally locked with the earth so that the same face of the moon faces towards the earth all the time (more or less)

But that system of Earth+Moon is also rotating relative to the sun, which is how we get the phases of the moon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2019 09:40 AM (Ct55T)

491 Three tries I think it was, until Gorby.

------

Andropov, possibly murdered though.

Chernenko was 4300 years old.

Then Gorby the Weak.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 09:40 AM (5aX2M)

492 Instapundit is under DOS attack so it is generating odd messages.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 17, 2019 09:40 AM (B06Zw)

493 Three tries I think it was, until Gorby.

I was a great General Secretary!

I was the Joe Biden of my day!

Posted by: Konstanin Chernenko! at October 17, 2019 09:40 AM (I2/tG)

494 Instapundit is under DOS attack so it is generating odd messages.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 17, 2019 09:40 AM (B06Zw)


Yeah, it started yesterday. Sad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (vEIlU)

495 The moon does not rotate. We see the same side always. How can you say there is no dark side to the Moon?

(I'm missing something here, huh?)

Posted by: creeper


That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!

Posted by: zombie Newton, Kepler, and Galileo at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (AM1GF)

496 Just read Muldoon's Final limerick from the sidebar.

Then it hit me. It takes a special kind of mind to come up with that. On the spot and daily.

And we just heard in the last month about Gary Larsen making a comeback.

And Muldoon leaves.

Muldoon is Gary Larsen.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (sE4m0)

497 481 The moon does not rotate. We see the same side always. How can you say there is no dark side to the Moon?

(I'm missing something here, huh?)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (JKTNb)


Think about full moon vs new moon. Dark side is not the same as far side (side facing away from the earth).

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (di1hb)

498 I just got a note from my husband who is having a malignant spot removed from his face that he has to start chemo cream for three weeks because there are more lesions the doctor found. I would greatly appreciate prayers his way. Thanks yall.

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (mFoNl)

499 Prayers up, Moki....

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 09:42 AM (5aX2M)

500 Nood art

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:42 AM (sE4m0)

501 462
Wow. What are the other 32?



One-hit Wonders, apparently. They must have some strange
contracts with the record companies (what's left of them, anyways) to
only play that same one song forever and ever.

And ever.




Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 09:33 AM (HaL55)
Jenny I've got your number 867-5309

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (IttZ7)

502 Moki, dear - you got it.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (lwiT4)

503 Muldoon is Gary Larsen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (sE4m0)

That's all the verification i need to run with that story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (Ct55T)

504 Prayers up for Moki's husband. That stuff can get dicey if you're not careful.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Talk of a peaceable kingdom, talk of a time without war
Those we wish would hea at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (AM1GF)

505 I delight in our enemies passing, yes. Drop the fake holier than thou act. Don't pretend you and many others aren't gonna be quite happy when RBG shuffles off to the choir eternal
Posted by: Tradd at October 17, 2019 09:32 AM (GSJcT)

Delight is too strong a word, but there is always a certain satisfaction in having outlasted yet another wannabe tyrant. I intend to outlast many more.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (J+mig)


"Delight?" No.

I do not wish suffering on anyone. Or the grief left behind to the families.

Will I be glad RBG won't be on the SC? Yes, because of her politics. But, delight in her death? No.

Try not to put thoughts and values, morals, and faith in other's minds and hearts. We are not all alike.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (vEIlU)

506 The moon does not rotate. We see the same side always. How can you say there is no dark side to the Moon?

(I'm missing something here, huh?)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (JKTNb)
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The Moon rotates once every 28 days. Which is why the same side always faces Earth.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (iB1oa)

507 Thanks yall. Very glad we caught it.

Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (mFoNl)

508 Warai-otoko, are you saying the back side of the Moon gets as much sun as the front but we just don't see it?

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (JKTNb)

509 Just read Muldoon's Final limerick from the sidebar.

Then it hit me. It takes a special kind of mind to come up with that. On the spot and daily.

And we just heard in the last month about Gary Larsen making a comeback.

And Muldoon leaves.

Muldoon is Gary Larsen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (sE4m0)

It takes skill to make a Limerick a day
To sort and sift through what you gotta say
But take a little time
To polish your rhyme
If you practice enough there's a way

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (J+mig)

510 508 Warai-otoko, are you saying the back side of the Moon gets as much sun as the front but we just don't see it?
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (JKTNb)

I remember from astronomy class that the moon is drifting farther and farther away, but eventually it will stop and be seen as a small disc in the sky and that it will be fixed to one place above the earth; creating a "far side of the earth" from Moon's perspective.

Also, moon used to be much closer in primordial times and was HUGE in the sky.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (Xqo6t)

511 Chuck Negron: One of 3 lead vocalists. Ergo 3 dog night.

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (B+t5k)

512 creeper #480:
The moon does not rotate. We see the same side always. How can you say there is no dark side to the Moon?
(I'm missing something here, huh?)


Ah, just like with our kids decades ago.

*assembles earth-moon-sun model using Tinkertoys™ and Styrofoam™ balls and a flashlight...*

Oh. Wait, wait. Nood. Never mind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - forgot the popsickle sticks at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (qBbz7)

513 UPDATE: ELIJAH CUMMINGS DEAD

May he meet his just reward.

(that was OK, innit? It can be read two ways.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (1XNk8)

514 Ann Coulter made an interesting comment in her article about "Purdue Pharma", which produced Oxycontin, which is linked to the opioid crisis.

The Dems at the debate mentioned health care, and rich pharmaceutical companies making money off of drugs. But didn't mention the specific company that is making what could be considered a gateway drug, and pushing it under the guise of trusted doctors. And said company has made donations to several of the Dem candidates in the past.

With all that we're finding with the rotten onion that is the deep state, what's the chance that Purdue Pharma has been involved in other shenanigans that were papered over, just like Señor Epstein until a certain outsider just happened to get to the top rungs of the Executive Ladder of the United States?

Posted by: Another Anon at October 17, 2019 11:12 AM (0gLzw)

515 UPDATE: ELIJAH CUMMINGS DEAD

Deaths tend to come in three's, don't they?
Hmm.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2019 11:14 AM (o7z4a)

516 93 I just went and looked up the ABC story on Elijah Cummings, and their website cheerfully reminded me that I have been banned for life from ever commenting on any ABC news outlet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 08:15 AM (V2Yro)

Congratulations!

Posted by: m at October 17, 2019 11:17 AM (o7z4a)

517 I'm waiting for the new conspiracy theory from the left: Elijah Cummings killed by Polonium Putin to help Trump with Impeachment...

Posted by: jim at October 17, 2019 11:28 AM (DF+pC)

518 Elijah Cummings had information about Hillary Clinton's emails.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at October 17, 2019 11:50 AM (YPgXi)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/16/19)

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(H/T San Franpsycho)


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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

It is striking that when a company as potentially dangerous as Facebook appears to be at least publicly willing to implement technology that makes users safer by limiting its own power, it is the US government that cries foul. This is because the government would suddenly become less able to treat Facebook as a convenient trove of private lives. Edward Snowden


Quote II

“As the governor of Texas, I have the responsibility to protect the health and safety of all Texans, including Austin residents.

Further inaction by you and the Austin City Council will leave me no choice other than to use the tools available to the state of Texas to ensure that people are protected from health and safety concerns caused by the Austin homeless policies,” Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX)


Quote III

"The Court holds that the Rule, which expressly prohibits religious exemptions, substantially burdens Private Plaintiffs' religious exercise in violation of RFRA. Though the Court maintains that Plaintiffs were entitled to the preliminary injunction granted in its December 31, 2016 Order, it now concludes that the proper remedy at this stage is vacatur of the Rule." District Court Judge Reed O'Connor


Quote IV

"It could be it shows up in tummy aches. Or it's impulse control and behavior, and we offer a care plan. Instead of reacting harshly and punitively, every educator is trained in recognizing these things. Instead of suspending and expelling or saying, 'What's wrong with you?' we say, 'What happened to you?'" Dr. Nadine Burke Harris, California's first Surgeon General


Quote V


"I am proud that the Scottish government has become the first UK administration to ban plastic-stemmed cotton buds. Single-use plastic products are not only wasteful but generate unnecessary litter that blights our beautiful beaches and green spaces while threatening our wildlife on land and at sea" Roseanna Cunningham, environment secretary for Scotland


Quote VI

"I don't know that Jesse Jackson and Bernie Sanders know in a very good way what is going on in Venezuela," "I suggest Bernie Sanders take a week and go to Venezuela without bodyguards and go to the street and speak with a cell phone and see what is going on with Bernie Sanders, OK?" Jose Guerra, a member of the National Assembly legislature in Venezuela

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Millennials, ask why have children, when you can have pets and be enabled to do so?

As markets and employers respond to these moves with fewer family-friendly amenities, childless cities are becoming the norm. When Zappos polled its employees on the amenities that they’d like in a new headquarters, the greatest vote-getter was doggie daycare. A growing number of companies even offer “fur-turnity” leave to their employees and allow pets to visit work.

Dogs and cats should be welcome in cities, of course, but their ever-increasing popularity among young professionals—and the attendant decline in children—portends a shift in urban America that we will have to reckon with in the coming decades. More Americans live alone than at any time in the country’s history. Singles make up 28 percent of households, up from 13 percent in 1960. Household size is declining in New York City, as it is in much of the country, from around 3.5 persons at mid-century to 2.67 today. We’re living longer and marrying later.


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Pushing the limits of human endurance? Or just nuts?


All I had to do was swim a single kilometre. It’s just that humans aren’t designed for immersion in -3˚C water. I was going to be the first person to swim in South Georgia (a remote island in the south Atlantic, east of South America and north of Antarctica), starting at the British scientific station and ending near the grave of Sir Ernest Shackleton, the polar explorer who led four expeditions to this part of the world, only to die of a heart attack during his last one.

If an untrained person were to dive into freezing water, death would come quickly. Even after all my preparation, as I braced myself for the plunge I knew my body would be fighting with all its might to stay alive.

What does it feel like when you first get into the water? It burns. It feels like you’re on fire. But in temperatures like this, you don’t die of the cold. You drown. Within the first five seconds your body goes into shock; it’s very difficult to breathe. The only thing I can do is count every stroke, “One. Two. Breathe. Three. Four. Breathe...........


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Sears once a dominant retailer, slowly continues to fade away.

Sears (SHLDQ) has been quietly closing stores with many more locations expected to shut their doors through early 2020. More than 100 Sears and Kmart stores will close over the next few months, many of which the location has not been revealed by the retailer.

Sears filed for bankruptcy in October 2018. In a $5.2 billion deal with Eddie Lampert and his hedge fund ESL Investments, the company emerged from Chapter 11. The new Sears, operating under the company Transform Holdco, announced in August that it would close 26 stores, as it continued to evaluate its portfolio. The company did not rule out additional closures at the time.

How many of you 29 year olds loved the old Sears & Roebuck Catalog?


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Don't you despise people who don't mind their own business? A solid American citizen had his life turned upside down because of a "Gladys Kravitz" wannabe.

An 84-year old retired police officer, military veteran, and school crossing guard in Massachusetts has had his firearms seized and was fired from his job after someone overheard a conversation at a diner and reported him as a threat to the local school.

Stephen Nichols says he was talking with a friend at a local restaurant on Martha’s Vineyard when the subject of the local school resource officer came up. Nichols was upset that the officer, in his opinion, was “leaving his post” by going to get coffee at a nearby convenience shop instead of remaining on campus to protect students, and said that somebody could “shoot up the school” in the officer’s absence. Based on nothing more than that simple remark, Nichols’ life was turned upside down and the Tisbury police have a lot of questions to answer.

Red Flag Laws are run around the Second Amendment.


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We can only wish. Bobbi won't run for office after he goes down in flames.

Former Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D-TX) revealed in a report published on Tuesday that if he fails to become the Democratic nominee for the presidency in 2020 that he will refrain from seeking public office again.

“I cannot fathom a scenario where I would run for public office again if I’m not the nominee,” O’Rourke said during an interview with Politico. The former politician served in Congress for three terms before his failed Senate bid to unseat Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) during the 2018 midterm election cycle.


He's a nut and a liar. And I don't believe him.


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President Trump has been accused of many atrocities, from allowing the Kurds to be slaughtered to causing global warming. Now he is accused of causing black women to be obese.

ey professor suggested on a TV program that racism and President Donald Trump’s policies are responsible for black female obesity.

Rutgers University women’s and gender studies professor Brittney Cooper made the argument during an appearance on “Black Women OWN the Conversation” on the Oprah Winfrey Network.


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Is that virtual signaling I see on your roof or a fire?

Briana Greer was out of town when the fire started in her Tesla solar roof panels. Luckily, her neighbors in Louisville, Colorado — a town outside Boulder — were vigilant, and they were able to put out the fire before the fire department arrived.

That was on August 1. The day before, Greer said, Tesla had contacted her to let her know its system had been detecting voltage fluctuations for a couple of days. The company said it would send a crew to check it out on August 8. That was too late.


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Once again "Educators" allow a teachable momement to slip through their lazy fingers. No Halloween for you!

Some schools in northern Chicago suburbs have decided to “move away” from Halloween celebrations as part of an effort aimed at being more inclusive.

Evanston/Skokie School District 65 wrote in a message to parents:

“While we recognize that Halloween is a fun tradition for many, it is not a holiday that is celebrated by everyone for various reasons and we want to honor that,” the message reads. “We are also aware of the range of inequities that are embedded in Halloween celebrations that take place as part of the school day and the unintended negative impact that it can have on students, families, and staff. As a result, we support our schools that are moving away from Halloween celebrations that include costumes and similar traditions.”


No tears little 2nd graders, you are now part of the serfdom.


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Professor Walter E. Williams takes a look at 'objectivity' in white supremacy.

If you need an accurate update on some of the madness at the nation's institutions of higher learning, check out Minding the Campus, a nonprofit independent organization. John Leo, its editor in chief, says that the organization's prime mission is dedicated to the revival of intellectual pluralism and the best traditions of liberal education at America's colleges and universities. Leo's most recent compilation of campus madness leaves one nearly breathless.

In a USA Today op-ed, Emily Walton, a sociology professor at Dartmouth University, said that all college students should take a mandatory course on black history and white privilege............

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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE


The Theme Song for Minneapolis' Mayor Jacob Frey?


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On this day: 16 Oct 2006
CBGB, the legendary New York punk club credited with discovering Patti Smith and Ramones, closed after a final gig by Smith herself. Blondie and Talking Heads also found fame after performing at the club, which helped launch US punk music. The venue first opened in December 1973, its full name CBGB OMFUG standing for "country, bluegrass, blues and other music for uplifting gormandizers" via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: 16 Oct 1959
British musician, songwriter and actor Gary Kemp from Spandau Ballet. They became one of the most successful groups to emerge during the New Romantic era and produced a number of international hits during the 80s including 'True', 'Gold' and 'Through the Barricades.' He starred with his brother Martin in the 1990 British drama film The Krays. Kemp also plays as part of Nick Mason's Saucerful of Secrets, who perform a selection of early Pink Floyd material.

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Alligators, beer and Florida. Genius Award Winners.

Even though alligators are listed among the most dangerous species in the world, a man from Hobe Sound and his friend were arrested for trying to get one of them drunk. As police reports say, after his friend caught the animal, he poured beer inside the reptile's mouth. Both Timothy Kepke, 27, and Noah Osbourne, 22, were taken behind bars on October 3 and charged with kidnapping an alligator.


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Being part of the team is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A youth football team in Illinois made a 7-year-old fan with cerebral palsy an honorary captain for a day and even gave him the chance to score a touchdown.

Bryson Jenkins is now an official member of the Grant Jr. Bulldogs youth football team in Fox Lake.

"They [the coaches] said, 'Bryson is now permanently on our roster'," Brittany Jenkins, Bryson's mother, said.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Honest Political Advertising.

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Notice: The ONT is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Of course it was posted with permission.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:40 PM




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1 Naw

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 16, 2019 09:40 PM (HaL55)

2 Literally just got here.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 16, 2019 09:41 PM (NH9pa)

3 Two Oneths on the same day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 16, 2019 09:41 PM (HaL55)

4 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)

5 Good evening y'all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:41 PM (uDh3k)

6 derp

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at October 16, 2019 09:42 PM (8KSPd)

7 I hear Weasel is already in TX for the MoMee and I am jealous.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:42 PM (uDh3k)

8 Woo who

Posted by: Sock Monkey....bobber fishing at October 16, 2019 09:44 PM (8i5w4)

9 Good night horde. Took the wife in for a hip replacement this morning and beat rush hour traffic home. She's using her walker and moving about the house easily. Just amazing.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 16, 2019 09:44 PM (vgGyZ)

10 When Zappos polled its employees on the amenities that they'd like in a new headquarters, the greatest vote-getter was doggie daycare.

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Zappos may want to hire adults instead of well, whomever their target hiring groups are.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 09:44 PM (Y4EXg)

11 Evening Hordemates!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 09:45 PM (axyOa)

12 I used to live in a town that had some Sears houses. Back in the 1930s they sold housing kits through their catalog, there were still a few of them around.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 16, 2019 09:45 PM (COzlW)

13 I wish I could go to the TxMoMe but business has been too slow and I'm too broke.

I do occasionally go to Houston.

Is there any chance that some sort of Houston-only-MoMe could be done, where we all just go to Subway and get lunch?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Settling All Family Business at October 16, 2019 09:45 PM (Clxcy)

14 TY, Mis Hum. Love the Quotes, even when I don't agree. Wish you could tell PDT to Tweet the Quote of his you included last night. It was so touching and might bring some clarity to the Syria issue.

Posted by: Ever at October 16, 2019 09:46 PM (ZZDMQ)

15 Is there any chance that some sort of Houston-only-MoMe could be done, where we all just go to Subway and get lunch?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Settling All Family Business at October 16, 2019 09:45 PM (Clxcy)
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Thing, all you need to do is pick a time and a place and ask one of the cobs to put a note up on the sidebar with you as a contact. Do it!

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:47 PM (aXucN)

16 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at October 16, 2019 09:47 PM (JFzNN)

17 Nice pic, San Franpsycho. We tried to make it to see the Blue Angels but had company all week, and a baptism on the weekend.

Hopefully next year

Posted by: Pine Barrens at October 16, 2019 09:47 PM (LDi2Z)

18 Oh look! A relatively fresh ONT with no mention yet of...

Fresh, I say. Nice.

Posted by: mindful webworker - so they say at October 16, 2019 09:48 PM (qBbz7)

19
Hi.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2019 09:49 PM (Ojldv)

20 Please Gov. Abbott, do it!
Save Austin!
Save Texas!
Save the Western world!

Posted by: PJ at October 16, 2019 09:50 PM (qlTN9)

21 I used to live in a town that had some Sears houses. Back in the 1930s they sold housing kits through their catalog, there were still a few of them around.
Posted by: JuJuBee

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The first home my mom and dad rented right after I was born was a Sears kit home. It is still there and beautiful.

According to the folks, the home was delivered by rail on the siding at the back of the back yard.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 09:50 PM (Y4EXg)

22 Hey everybody.

Texas needs to re-declare itself a sovereign country.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2019 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

23 Is there any chance that some sort of Houston-only-MoMe"

Honk if you drive near Conroe...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2019 09:51 PM (6qErC)

24 >Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:47 PM (aXucN)



Hello Sis.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:51 PM (uDh3k)

25 Hoping, hoping, hoping I can see Joker this Friday with family.

They'll most likely flake, again, though. At this stage I think I'm just gonna plan to go and whomever wants to join me can join me, and whomever won't, won't.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2019 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)

26 Bonsoir, fappeurs et fappettes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 16, 2019 09:53 PM (7WaWV)

27 with no mention yet of..."

Surprises?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2019 09:53 PM (6qErC)

28 Because I ALWAYS throw my q-tips away at the beach.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2019 09:53 PM (DBGf/)

29 Weasel is already in TX"

*checks ammo supply*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2019 09:54 PM (6qErC)

30 Hello Sis.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:51 PM (uDh3k)
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Hiya, bro! How are you this evening? Is it snowing?

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:54 PM (aXucN)

31 >
Hiya, bro! How are you this evening? Is it snowing?
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 0



Nope! We are having indigenous peoples summer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:55 PM (uDh3k)

32 Pushing the limits of human endurance? Or just nuts?

I'll give the author Lewis Pugh this much: he's his own Mengele. At least he's testing himself and not Shmuel Schmuckshteyn.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:56 PM (ykYG2)

33 Nope! We are having indigenous peoples summer.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:55 PM (uDh3k)
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Good for you. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:57 PM (aXucN)

34 Why did the cops keep Stephen Nichols' guns? Because the school "resource officer" is some crony of the police chief, and Nichols made the guy look bad? What do I win?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 09:57 PM (QugKX)

35 And tonight, the rare Circa appearance on the ONT. You're welcome, peasants.

Peel me a grape.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:57 PM (JCrfD)

36 There are a couple of incredible Victorian Sears homes in Mount Vernon, Ohio. Beautiful detail and lovingly maintained.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

37 This Friday, TXMOME, B there or b square.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 09:58 PM (UUkQp)

38 Yes, well I also have the cutest black lab puppy in history on my lap. Sleeping peacefully, until I move.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:58 PM (uDh3k)

39 Peel me a grape.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:57 PM (JCrfD)
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*tosses two-week old bag of grapes at Circa*

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:58 PM (aXucN)

40 The great expanse of the universe farts in Scotland's general direction.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (JCrfD)

41 Ah, bluebell--who would I have to love without you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (JCrfD)

42 Yes, well I also have the cutest black lab puppy in history on my lap. Sleeping peacefully, until I move.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:58 PM (uDh3k)
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You're not going to move all night, are you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (aXucN)

43 FmOIl = troll. ban plz.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (ykYG2)

44 Right now in the Baltimore area it's dry, cool, 51 degrees, windy and I looove it. Been waiting 6 months for the return of autumn.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (QCyC3)

45 Nice flag MisHum.

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (K22Va)

46 Ah, bluebell--who would I have to love without you.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (JCrfD)
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Right? I should have waited two more weeks - by then they'd be wine!

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (aXucN)

47 >
You're not going to move all night, are you.
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (aXucN)



The smart money leans that way.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (uDh3k)

48 The great expanse of the universe farts in Scotland's general direction.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (JCrfD)

I wonder if you could make Q-tips from recycled bagpipes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (QugKX)

49 So--Did Weasel make it to Texas?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (TdMsT)

50 The great expanse of the universe farts in Scotland's general direction.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (JCrfD)


A single tear trickles down William Wallace's face.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (aS1PU)

51 34 Nope! We are having indigenous peoples summer.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:55


Send some of that Chippewa or Ojibwa weather this way

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

52 Yes, well I also have the cutest black lab puppy in history on my lap. Sleeping peacefully, until I move.

That's an otter, man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:01 PM (JCrfD)

53 FmOIl = troll. ban plz.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (ykYG2)

Femoil? Sounds like what Gwynnie steams her cooter with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 10:02 PM (QugKX)

54 >50 So--Did Weasel make it to Texas?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 1


I hear he is being plied with chicken fried steak and alcohol.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (uDh3k)

55 (H/T San Franpsycho)

Where the heck did you find an American flag near San Francisco? I know that wasn't Colma. Too many live people.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (CDGwz)

56 46 Nice flag MisHum.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (K22Va)

That was submitted to me by San Franphysco

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

57 Blue Angels, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (plu6+)

58 So--Did Weasel make it to Texas?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (TdMsT)
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He did! I've gotten a few texts from him. He finished his classroom materials, got himself a whiteboard and is ready to go. Had dinner with Ben Had and friends.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (aXucN)

59 Beto's wealthy FIL/funder told him this was his last time. If/when he loses he has to go find a real job or go to work for the FIL.

If he wants to try running again he'll have to wait for FIL to die so his wife can inherit.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (5fSr7)

60
55 >50 So--Did Weasel make it to Texas?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 1


I hear he is being plied with chicken fried steak and alcohol.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (uDh3k)


He's going to eat all the food before we get there!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

61 Nope! We are having indigenous peoples summer.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 09:55 PM (uDh3k)

It was a beautiful day here in Southern Alberta. Sunny, blue skies, 50 degrees. The combines are running.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 10:04 PM (QugKX)

62 >
Send some of that Chippewa or Ojibwa weather this way
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:01 PM (aA3+G)


Gonna be at the cabin in Hayward this weekend with my buds. Want to come visit?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:04 PM (uDh3k)

63 Anon a mouse #28: with no mention yet of..."
Surprises?


Yes, it's hard when a meme becomes so overused as to become banal.

Posted by: mindful webworker - so they say at October 16, 2019 10:04 PM (qBbz7)

64
He did! I've gotten a few texts from him. He finished his classroom materials, got himself a whiteboard and is ready to go. Had dinner with Ben Had and friends.
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (aXucN)


Is he doing a firearms presentation?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

65 Oh look! A relatively fresh ONT with no mention yet of...
Posted by: mindful webworker - so they say at October 16, 2019 09:48 PM


Yoko?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2019 10:05 PM (DMUuz)

66 Nope! We are having indigenous peoples summer.
Posted by: Muad'dib


I do NOT like the way you people are looking at me!

Posted by: Indianapolis, Indiana at October 16, 2019 10:05 PM (cfSLd)

67 >
It was a beautiful day here in Southern Alberta. Sunny, blue skies, 50 degrees. The combines are running.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16,



Wheat AOP?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:05 PM (uDh3k)

68 Is he doing a firearms presentation?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
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He's teaching some sort of master class on Friday, I think.
I'm hazy on the details (I won't be in it!) but I think it might have to do with long rifle shooting, like he used to do (and excelled at).

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)

69 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:59 PM (ykYG2)

Give me a number or a nic
I going thru hashes is a PIA

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

70 I'd be up for a night of Surprise Lana, instead. Unfortunately, Lana Del Rey is the only I know of.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 10:07 PM (cfSLd)

71 How many of you 29 year olds loved the old Sears & Roebuck Catalog?


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First the toy section of the catalog then a few years later the lingerie section.

Posted by: MAGA at October 16, 2019 10:07 PM (I5LRE)

72 That was submitted to me by San Franphysco

Thanks to you both then. Tip of the hat.

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 10:07 PM (K22Va)

73 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 10:08 PM (arJlL)

74 SMALL POX KILLS PATIENT

China has lost 300 million pigs to swine fever.

Things are getting flaky.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:08 PM (JCrfD)

75 Posted by: jacob joseph at October 16, 2019 10:07 PM (quE/K)


Talk about banality.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 10:08 PM (aS1PU)

76
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 10:09 PM (KCxzN)

77 Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:04 PM (uDh3k)

Can I have a rain check.

Plans I can't get out of.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

78 OMG! The l lefties want to take my Q tips!

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 16, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

79
First the toy section of the catalog then a few years later the lingerie section.
Posted by: MAGA at October 16, 2019 10:07 PM (I5LRE)


I loved the toy section in the Sears catalogue.

Also--my first training bra was ordered from the catalogue.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

80 Seriously though, is there any aspect of our life that they don't want to control?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 16, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

81 Scotland outlaws Q-tips, but you can just walk around with haggis.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:10 PM (JCrfD)

82 Visited the Texas Rangers Hall of Fame today in Waco - quite a nice presentation.
Going up to the MoMe ranch tomorrow afternoon to help set up - if even necessary - and then wait for the fireworks to start so to speak. Excited we are!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:10 PM (Y0Tae)

83 Hordomites?

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 10:10 PM (RuIsu)

84
81 OMG! The l lefties want to take my Q tips!
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 16, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)


WHAT????

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

85 China has lost 300 million pigs to swine fever.

Hence our agriculture deal. Maybe we can cut out the ethanol to have more corn for more pork production.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 10:11 PM (cfSLd)

86 Why the hell are we importing diseased foreigners wholesale?

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 10:11 PM (UUkQp)

87 LadyL-

A day or so ago, you mentioned that at the MoMee you would be underdressed, and I read it as undressed, and I thought, "Heyyyyyyy"

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 10:11 PM (arJlL)

88 They'll have to take my plastic-stemmed cotton swabs from my cold dead... um... orifices.

Actually, I'm done with that one. You can have it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - first they came for the memes at October 16, 2019 10:11 PM (qBbz7)

89 85 Visited the Texas Rangers Hall of Fame today in Waco - quite a nice presentation.
Going up to the MoMe ranch tomorrow afternoon to help set up - if even necessary - and then wait for the fireworks to start so to speak. Excited we are!
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:10 PM (Y0Tae)


I'll see you late Friday afternoon!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

90 Seriously though, is there any aspect of our life that they don't want to control?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 16, 2019 10:10 PM



You're new 'round here, aincha?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 16, 2019 10:12 PM (7WaWV)

91 Blotto not going to run for office again is as believable as Rubio not wanting to be a senator anymore.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2019 10:12 PM (Z7lwY)

92 90 LadyL-

A day or so ago, you mentioned that at the MoMee you would be underdressed, and I read it as undressed, and I thought, "Heyyyyyyy"
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 10:11 PM (arJlL)


LOL.

Am I going to be the only 'Ette in jeans?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

93 I think Trump's relentless taunting is him playing Columbo or the Telltale Heart game. He wants one of them to crack on camera and start spilling.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (cfSLd)

94 It's "Jewish Republican". He concern-trolls here all the time. He never offers a real argument. His aim is to create division and chaos based on identity-politics. He is arsenic here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

95 Just got caught up with the day's posts. Some things about Dungeons, sexuality, Matt Lauer -- it's all bunched together in my mind now --

Now on to the cONTent!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (NH9pa)

96 >
Can I have a rain check.

Plans I can't get out of.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)



Yes, of course.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (uDh3k)

97 the greatest vote-getter was doggie daycare

This is like the news articles that explain that "all young people are struggling with six-figure student loan debt".

You take a small group of white millennials from affluent families living in a handful of trendy inner-city neighborhoods, and pretend that they are somehow representative of young people in the United States as a whole.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

98
SnailRacer: did you get your ice box fixed?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM (KCxzN)

99 How many of you 29 year olds loved the old Sears & Roebuck Catalog?
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The lingerie section, hubba, hubba!

Well, and the tools, and guns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM (plu6+)

100 Of course it was posted with permission.

The question is, of course, whose permission?

And did they have permissions to give permission?

Posted by: SJWs, HOA Board Members, & Busybodies everywhere at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM (DMUuz)

101 >>>I loved the toy section in the Sears catalogue.


Wish book at Xmas time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

102 Hey Everybody

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM (7ZQe3)

103 Am I going to be the only 'Ette in jeans?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
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If it's anything like last year, EVERYONE will be in jeans.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM (aXucN)

104 92 I'll see you late Friday afternoon!

LadyL - do you have a ride from the airport?

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:15 PM (Y0Tae)

105 I lived for the Christmas catalog from Sears. Didn't they call it the "Dreambook"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:15 PM (JCrfD)

106
He's teaching some sort of master class on Friday, I think.
I'm hazy on the details (I won't be in it!) but I think it might have to do with long rifle shooting, like he used to do (and excelled at).
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)



Bluebell! Will you be in Texas? Are you wearing a dress???

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

107 Sears catalogue -- "Wish Book"

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (7WaWV)

108 Red Flag Laws are run around the Second Amendment.
________

And the GREEN NEW DEAL is a run around everything else!!

Go TEAM BLUE!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (NH9pa)

109 >

If it's anything like last year, EVERYONE will be in jeans.
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM




Dammit, like I can't be anymore bummed that I can't be there.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (uDh3k)

110 Am I going to be the only 'Ette in jeans?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM


No.

Posted by: Venus at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (DMUuz)

111 How many of you 29 year olds loved the old Sears & Roebuck Catalog?

The Christmas catalog was the highlight of the season. We'd pick out what we wanted from the catalog and Mom would cut the pic out and wrap it up for Christmas. Did I mention we were poor.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (Dhht7)

112 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

Has he posted more than that first one of his?

I agree a troll that needs to be monitored

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

113 Visited the Texas Rangers Hall of Fame today in Waco - quite a nice presentation.
------

I've never seen a Colt Walker in person.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (plu6+)

114 107 92 I'll see you late Friday afternoon!

LadyL - do you have a ride from the airport?
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:15 PM (Y0Tae)


Yes I do --but HOW KIND of you to ask!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

115 I want to know who is making $$$$$$ off all these plastic bans. Someone is. This has been planned for at least five years and it's not because anyone is worried about oceans. A certain demand is being created by a very Visible Hand and a select few are destined to $$$$$$ in.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (uEbPt)

116 LadyL, you have any idea how many sharpedy things bluebell can hide under a dress?

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 10:17 PM (UUkQp)

117 Sorry I can't join you guys. One day.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:17 PM (JCrfD)

118
ladies, didn't you get the memo?

UotD for the 'ettes is daisy dukes & tube tops, boots & a pith helmet

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 10:17 PM (KCxzN)

119 I'll be missing a lot of tonight's ONT.

Loading the car with dis-assembled target frames, hangers, two kinds of AR-500 steel targets.

Staging all my guns, ammo & gear in the house "ready to go" for a morning loadout.

Still gotta stuff the duffel bag w/ clothes, shaving kit and stuff. Bourbon and cigars, too!

Hope to get all packed, loaded up and rolling around 10 am. That oughta put me into Corsicana round 2 pm.

Lookin' forward to seein' lotsa y'all there!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2019 10:17 PM (QzJWU)

120 Beautiful flag and awesome aircraft! Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum, and thanks to SanFranPsycho for the photograph.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 16, 2019 10:17 PM (TgnNQ)

121 You got a wrapped picture of toys? Luxury!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 16, 2019 10:17 PM (Js8Dx)

122 Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (uDh3k)

Thanks
I look forward to a visit there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

123 Smallpox? I thought that was locked in to places in the world....wait that fire in the Russian version of the CDC I saw that movie it won't end well.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 16, 2019 10:18 PM (B06Zw)

124 What was your Haftorah portion? If you can tell me I'll let you stay for a bit...


[CBD]


Posted by: Jewish Republican at October 16, 2019 09:44 PM (FmOIl)


I thought so.


Goodbye.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2019 10:18 PM (wYseH)

125 26 Hoping, hoping, hoping I can see Joker this Friday with family.

They'll most likely flake, again, though. At this stage I think I'm just gonna plan to go and whomever wants to join me can join me, and whomever won't, won't.
Posted by: qdpsteve


That's what you have to do. Trying to get more than 3 people to settle on a time usually doesn't work.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

126 Bluebell! Will you be in Texas? Are you wearing a dress???
Posted by: Ladyl

---

I would have thought skirts, blouses and dance petticoats would be de rigueur at the square dances.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (Y4EXg)

127 Wheat AOP?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:05 PM (uDh3k)

In this instance, yes, or maybe barley. Not canola, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (QugKX)

128 89 Why the hell are we importing diseased foreigners wholesale?
Posted by: Eromero



Send them to LA. They'll add to the diverse petry dish of disease in the streets.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (k3F6P)

129 Mark Sheaff has my vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (ZYB2s)

130
No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
The sentiment is left to chance
No place to be ending but somewhere to start

No need to ask
He's got a drunk alligator
Drunk alligator
Drunk alligator
Drunk alligator

Posted by: mindful webworker - randomly at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (qBbz7)

131 How many of you 29 year olds loved the old Sears & Roebuck Catalog?

I used to have a replica copy of the 1904 Sears catalog.

It was the early-20th century version of Amazon - you could be out on the prairie, and order from a cornucopia of goods that local stores couldn't possibly stock.

They didn't have next-day delivery, though.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

132 148 McCain was a true American patriot and a friend of Israel.
I know God isn't real because it should be Drumpf who died of cancer.
Posted by: Jewish Republican at August 25, 2018 09:51 PM (KUQPT)

429 Just so you know, the word "cuck" is extremely racist.

"Cuck" was invented by White Nationalists to smear good conservatives and NORMAL Republicans, by linking them with pornography of black men having relations with white female wives while their helpless husbands watched (I don't judge these videos, I don't want these videos, but as my Rabbi says, "Who are we to judge?")

Using "cuck" is no different than using the N-word.

As a Jew, I had all my grandparents murdered by SCAPEGOATING and hate.

As a true conservative, I reject the word "cuck"... I reject racism... and I reject Drumpf.
Posted by: Jewish Republican at September 07, 2018 09:26 PM (KUQPT)


Same style, same dood, different IP.

Arsenic.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)

133 >128 Wheat AOP?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:05 PM (uDh3k)

In this instance, yes, or maybe barley. Not canola, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (QugKX)



We are picking corn and soy beans down here now.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:20 PM (uDh3k)

134 101
SnailRacer: did you get your ice box fixed?
Posted by: AltonJackson

Hey Alton! Phhht, no. We made an appointment; checked in the day before. She asked if we were the people traveling down for the repair. I answered yes. She asked if we can come back a week later. Whaaaat???

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:21 PM (Y0Tae)

135 sorry for bringin' the drama y'all.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

136 Bluebell! Will you be in Texas? Are you wearing a dress???
Posted by: Ladyl

I won't be in Texas and I won't be wearing a dress, either.

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 10:21 PM (arJlL)

137 89 Why the hell are we importing diseased foreigners wholesale?
Posted by: Eromero

---------

I used to have to fly overseas to see a third world shantytown but now I can drive there during my lunch hour.

WINNING

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:21 PM (ZYB2s)

138 Bluebell! Will you be in Texas? Are you wearing a dress???
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
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I will! And I'll be wearing jeans. It's outside, on a ranch. And last year there was about 12 inches of mud everywhere we turned, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:22 PM (aXucN)

139 oh man, and the idea of a self-described Jew saying "I know G-d isn't real" makes me ill.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:22 PM (ykYG2)

140 Why the hell are we importing diseased foreigners wholesale?
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 10:11 PM (UUkQp)
---
More diversity.

Diversity is strength.

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 10:22 PM (Eicbe)

141
Hey Alton! Phhht, no. We made an appointment; checked in the day before. She asked if we were the people traveling down for the repair. I answered yes. She asked if we can come back a week later. Whaaaat???

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:21 PM


that sucks

I hope Walt Disney's head doesn't thaw out

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 10:22 PM (KCxzN)

142 Last pic. Hmmm. Nothing like a nice big tank of downer. Yum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:22 PM (plu6+)

143 Tom Fitton is another happy warrior.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 10:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

144 It was the early-20th century version of Amazon - you could be out on the prairie, and order from a cornucopia of goods that local stores couldn't possibly stock.

--------

Sears. What a spectacular failure at everything but feeding its lunch to Amazon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:22 PM (ZYB2s)

145 I love Gov. Abbott "Yeah- we're not doing that here. Fix it or we'll fix it for you."

A lot of my family live in Austin and are the only reason I would ever go there.

Posted by: sal at October 16, 2019 10:23 PM (2qCi9)

146 132: boulder t'hobo

After reading your post, I can't tell if that is trolling or satire of trolling.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 16, 2019 10:23 PM (k3F6P)

147 USA Today's print edition is going away. I think we knew that, but I'm glad that my boycott of it for 25 years has finally had its desired effect. It got woke before I even knew what woke was.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 10:23 PM (aKxkI)

148 115 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

Has he posted more than that first one of his?

I agree a troll that needs to be monitored

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)



You can find some of his nice behavior from last year here. Apparently he loves to use "Drumpf"

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376656

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (Z7lwY)

149 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:20 PM (

Looks like CBD took care of it.
Looks like a lot of his shit was on the past thread where I wasn't at

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

150 "The Court holds that the Rule, which expressly prohibits religious exemptions, substantially burdens Private Plaintiffs' religious exercise in violation of RFRA. Though the Court maintains that Plaintiffs were entitled to the preliminary injunction granted in its December 31, 2016 Order, it now concludes that the proper remedy at this stage is vacatur of the Rule."

Another lawbreaking bitch slappin' for TFG & Co. That's happened to a lot of his edicts. The ones Trump couldn't straight up trash to start with.

Trump's stances, while initially blocked by single federal aka feral judges, tend to wind up on the winning side after appeals.

But Trump is the lawbreaker and needs an impeachin'. Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (Z4rgH)

151 106 Am I going to be the only 'Ette in jeans?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
--------

If it's anything like last year, EVERYONE will be in jeans.
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 10:14 PM (aXucN)

It's Texas for gosh sake. There are galas where you were your dress jeans. There's church jeans. Jeans are never not okay.

Just make sure the cow manure is off your boots when you go in the sanctuary.

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (mFoNl)

152 "I know God isn't real."

Man, are you going to be surprised.

And, man, is God not going to be.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (JCrfD)

153 Jet noise, the sound of fredom!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (H1v0e)

154 Sears. What a spectacular failure at everything but feeding its lunch to Amazon.
Posted by: Cicero

----

"Why would anyone want to order their products online quickly and easily?"

Posted by: Highly paid Sears CEO at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)

155 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)

Don't cut and paste troll comments. I don't care how old they are.


The cobloggers and the moderators are aware of what is going on.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (wYseH)

156 sorry for bringin' the drama y'all.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo
________

Pas du tout!

(That means "Not at all" but you have to hear in my high school French teacher's voice for it to really make sense.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (NH9pa)

157 Why would anyone want to order their products online quickly and easily?"
Posted by: Highly paid Sears CEO at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)

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It's a fad, like CB radio.

Breaker breaker, good buddy!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:25 PM (ZYB2s)

158
Why the hell are we importing diseased foreigners wholesale?
Posted by: Eromero

========

We're hosting entire foreign health systems for "free." We send illegal aliens to medical school, give them DACA protection, then bring in a bunch of sick foreigners for them to treat. Los doctores will tell you they're vital to America because they're bilingual and who will treat the under-educated, under-served under-documented population?

Same for educational systems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2019 10:26 PM (Ojldv)

159 "Why would anyone want to order their products online quickly and easily?"
Posted by: Highly paid Sears CEO at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)


Ironic.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 10:27 PM (aS1PU)

160 135 sorry for bringin' the drama y'all.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

Appreciate your concern for the AoS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

161 Ya'll, we're saved.

Julian Castro has revealed his preferred pronouns.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:27 PM (JCrfD)

162 I've never seen a Colt Walker in person.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mike Hammer- there were so many different kinds of fire arms on display I could not keep track of them! Hope to learn more as I am in the market for one.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:27 PM (Y0Tae)

163 my high school French teacher's voice for it to really make sense.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (NH9pa)

Was she hot?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2019 10:27 PM (wYseH)

164 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4gk3bmp

https://tinyurl.com/yy8hx6gl

https://tinyurl.com/y3x5pkks

https://tinyurl.com/y4z9qj3m

https://tinyurl.com/y4cfyob2

Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 16, 2019 10:27 PM (qAR6u)

165
The lingerie section, hubba, hubba!

Well, and the tools, and guns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


And motorcycles, motor scooters and mo-peds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 10:28 PM (aKsyK)

166 So--Did Weasel make it to Texas?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 1





I hear he is being plied with chicken fried steak and alcohol.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 10:03 PM (uDh3k)





He's going to eat all the food before we get there!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

There are plenty of victuals in Texas. No worries.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2019 10:28 PM (q1Pj5)

167 161 Ya'll, we're saved.

Julian Castro has revealed his preferred pronouns.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



'dork' and 'twat' ?

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 16, 2019 10:28 PM (k3F6P)

168 Man, I'd love to be there for the TxMoMe. Alas, it was not to be. Maybe next year.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

169 It's a fad, like CB radio.

Breaker breaker, good buddy!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:25 PM (ZYB2s)

Reminds me of one of my favorite MSTs, Riding with Death, starring Ben Murphy and Jim Stafford.

Buffalo Bill: "Be careful for bears in the air."


Crow: "Wing-ed Bears! Oh no! it's the End Times!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)

170 165
The lingerie section, hubba, hubba!


---------

Pre-industrial pr0nhub

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (ZYB2s)

171
Something to sweeten your coffee: Ben Rhodes is crying like a bee-stung little girl.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (Ojldv)

172 yeah if i was still in H'town I'd be up for the MoMe in no time. ah well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (ykYG2)

173 And motorcycles, motor scooters and mo-peds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I knew a guy who had a Puch, purchased from Sears.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (plu6+)

174 So, how many students in the Chicago area don't participate in Halloween parties, costumes or trick or treat? Maybe four or five in a school? Because they are Jehovah's Witnesses, or siblings of Sissy Spacek?

So, ok, let's destroy a fun holiday school day for 99% of the kids attending a school so that the one or two who typically stay home due to religious concerns won't feel different.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (hrQ04)

175 164 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4gk3bmp

https://tinyurl.com/yy8hx6gl

https://tinyurl.com/y3x5pkks

https://tinyurl.com/y4z9qj3m

https://tinyurl.com/y4cfyob2



Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 16, 2019 10:27 PM (qAR6u)



Never would have taken Mitt for being a fan of exposed cleavage of busty ladies.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (Z7lwY)

176 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6d7eozj

https://tinyurl.com/y4uqgg72

https://tinyurl.com/y2lzn5ww

https://tinyurl.com/yxn53s64

https://tinyurl.com/yy72uf59

Posted by: kbdabear at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (qAR6u)

177 Blonde Morticia, foreign doctors are cheaper than home-grown doctors. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 10:30 PM (UUkQp)

178 Something to sweeten your coffee: Ben Rhodes is crying like a bee-stung little girl.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Is he back to driving a van for a living?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:30 PM (plu6+)

179 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2019 10:27 PM (wYseH)

If she was like my German teacher

No. Hell no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

180 The ladies undergarments section of the Sears catalog was very educational.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2019 10:30 PM (q1Pj5)

181 Hope to get all packed, loaded up and rolling around 10 am. That oughta put me into Corsicana round 2 pm.

Have a safe trip, Jim. And any other traveling Morons and 'Ettes.

B'Gal and I will be there in spirit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 16, 2019 10:30 PM (HaL55)

182 Never would have taken Mitt for being a fan of exposed cleavage of busty ladies.

Posted by: buzzion
________

Sure -- four of them -- but not five.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 16, 2019 10:31 PM (NH9pa)

183 Ben Rhodes.

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:31 PM (JCrfD)

184 I hope Walt Disney's head doesn't thaw out
Posted by: AltonJackson

Ack! Is that what I smell? Did not realize you put him in there! A heads up would have been nice - yuk yuk.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:31 PM (Y0Tae)

185 USA Today's print edition is going away. I think we knew that, but I'm glad that my boycott of it for 25 years has finally had its desired effect. It got woke before I even knew what woke was.
Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 10:23 PM (aKxkI)

No more being startled awake by that stupid sliding newspaper coming under your hotel room door at six am?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 16, 2019 10:31 PM (hrQ04)

186 Is he back to driving a van for a living?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:30 PM (plu6+)

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I hear there's huge money to be made driving those adult health daycare pickup vans in the Chinese community.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:32 PM (ZYB2s)

187 sorry for bringin' the drama y'all.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)
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No problem! Thanks for the vigilance. Hate trolls.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 16, 2019 10:32 PM (TgnNQ)

188 Is there any chance that some sort of Houston-only-MoMe could be done, where we all just go to Subway and get lunch?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Settling All Family Business at October 16, 2019 09:45 PM (Clxcy)


I'll participate.

Posted by: Gref at October 16, 2019 10:32 PM (AMIL/)

189 What? I always smell like this.

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at October 16, 2019 10:32 PM (ZYB2s)

190 I knew a guy who had a Puch, purchased from Sears.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:29 PM (plu6+)

Sears Allstate car:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5thry7f

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 10:33 PM (QugKX)

191 USA Today's print edition is going away.

Scotland gets rid of Q-Tips.

I'm trying to figure which one is the greater "so what?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 10:33 PM (JCrfD)

192 Man, I'd love to be there for the TxMoMe. Alas, it was not to be. Maybe next year.
Posted by: Insomniac
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We'll just have to tough it out here, bracing ourselves for a year of, "Wow! Boy did we have a great time!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:33 PM (plu6+)

193 We'll just have to tough it out here, bracing ourselves for a year of, "Wow! Boy did we have a great time!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:33 PM (plu6+)

No shit. Missing out sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

194 You guys!

You guys!

I am so crestfallen that I can't be in Texas this weekend. Seriously. For a while I thought, Yes, I am doing this!

Then real life got in the way.

Next year. Plus, I am looking for any other Moron events. I wanted to go to the Ohio one, but it was a longer drive than the Texas one.

Anyhoo. Have fun, you guys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 16, 2019 10:34 PM (x8Wzq)

195 rooftop solar is dense energy over a large area in an environmentally compromised environment... all in order to have collectors that don't track the sun and thus work well below peak efficiency most of the time. It is an idea that doesn't sound bad at first blush, but sounds .. kinda bad at second.

Posted by: DaveM at October 16, 2019 10:34 PM (WWC3Y)

196 We'll just have to tough it out here, bracing ourselves for a year of, "Wow! Boy did we have a great time!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:33 PM (plu6+)

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FOMO is really a thing.

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at October 16, 2019 10:34 PM (ZYB2s)

197

Preferred pronouns

twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1184547809342754818

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 10:34 PM (aKsyK)

198 I hear there's huge money to be made driving those adult health daycare pickup vans in the Chinese community.

Yeah, but I hear they're pretty persnickety when ya can't tell 'em apart.

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 10:35 PM (arJlL)

199 168 Man, I'd love to be there for the TxMoMe. Alas, it was not to be. Maybe next year.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs)


I sure would love to meet you and nurse!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

200 Sears Allstate car:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5thry7f
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Kaiser Craftsman?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:35 PM (plu6+)

201 If she was like my German teacher

No. Hell no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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My German professor in college sounded like she was goosestepping down the hallway to the classroom. She was in her 50's -ancient to us - and terrifying/attractive in that, "I vill horsevip u unt u vill like it!!" way.

Posted by: Highly paid Sears CEO at October 16, 2019 10:35 PM (Y4EXg)

202 FOMO is really a thing.

You do it enough, the fear gives way to resignation and regret.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

203 That Venezuelan legislator doesn't understand:

Bernie doesn't want Venezuela because of what its people have, he wants Venezuela because of what Maduro can do.

You got a friend who wants an estate? Arrest the owner and hand it over. You have family that want more money to buy foreign good and live like kings? Take it from the national industry. You can have anyone anywhere arrested, disappeared, destituted, beaten or killed. That is what Bernie and those like him want at the very bottom. A boot on the face of humanity as long as they live.

Beria, Kim, Mao, Rafael Videla, Guevara, and Maduro all could do what they want and they had power over everyone at their mere whim, with the power of the state to enforce it. How could Bernie say no to that as he has nothing in his life to say this is not good? He won't be the victim. He has never been the victim.


Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2019 10:36 PM (xG/b0)

204 Roseanna Cunningham, environment secretary for Scotland

*sigh*
Very likely this is a distant cousin. Gotta be a least one in every family.

Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2019 10:36 PM (OMsf+)

205 Man, I'd love to be there for the TxMoMe. Alas, it was not to be. Maybe next year.
Posted by: Insomniac
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We'll just have to tough it out here, bracing ourselves for a year of, "Wow! Boy did we have a great time!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mebbe we could have a MoNoMee.

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 10:36 PM (arJlL)

206 The Kaiser Craftsman?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:35 PM (plu6+)

Indeed. An Allstate was a rebadged Henry J. Which was Kaiser's small car. Four cylinders, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 10:37 PM (QugKX)

207 I sure would love to meet you and nurse!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

Likewise. Hopefully that will happen someday.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

208 My high school French teacher was smokin', as was my German teacher! (My Spanish teacher was a bloke...)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 16, 2019 10:37 PM (7WaWV)

209 I sure would love to meet you and nurse!
Posted by: Ladyl

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Phrasing!

(Thanks for the underhanded lob)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)

210 FOMO is really a thing.

Posted by: Insomniac
________

I heard about that, it was trendy and stuff, but I never looked into it seriously. Probably too late, now.

Shoot.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 16, 2019 10:37 PM (NH9pa)

211 Man, I'd love to be there for the TxMoMe. Alas, it was not to be. Maybe next year.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs)


I sure would love to meet you and nurse!
Posted by: Ladyl

(sniffs armpits.......)

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 10:38 PM (arJlL)

212
It's Texas for gosh sake. There are galas where you were your dress jeans. There's church jeans. Jeans are never not okay.

Just make sure the cow manure is off your boots when you go in the sanctuary.
Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2019 10:24 PM (mFoNl)


Thank goodness! I haven't had much of a desire to dress up since I retired!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

213 Mebbe we could have a MoNoMee.
Posted by: JT

Ahaha! I was just going to suggest a NoMoMe!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 16, 2019 10:38 PM (Y0Tae)

214 a FOMOMoMe

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

215
if it wasn't for the OpSec concerns, we could do a live stream / periscope thingie from the MoMe

alas, all MoMes take place inside a Faraday cage

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 10:39 PM (KCxzN)

216 #nevertrustalibertarian

But go ahead and kick any "True conservatives", you come across. They'll just vote us into another war sooner or later

Posted by: Local degen at October 16, 2019 10:39 PM (Bf3hj)

217 I sure would love to meet you and nurse!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

The list of 'rons and 'ettes I want to meet is long. This venue has seriously kept me from going absolutely nuts, because I realize that that I am not alone with what I see going on.

I am thankful to have met so many good Colorado members of the Horde as well in the course of two Morondevouzes set up by the lovely Westminsterdogshow.

Cheers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 16, 2019 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)

218 So, it's been five days since Antifa-guy was killed near the Portland Antifa bar.

To recap:
1) Antifa-guy was hit by an SUV.
2) The SUV was riddled with bullets. No sign of the driver.
3) The Antifa-guy's two "friends" dragged him across the street, tossed him into the back seat of a car, and took him to the hospital, where he died. The cops briefly detained the two, and then released them.

And the interesting thing is that nothing public is happening.

The cops aren't talking, there have been no arrests, and the SUV driver still hasn't been found.

Portland Antifa, which normally would be screaming bloody murder about the racist system that kills their people, has been keeping very quiet. They have told their people not to talk to the media, and not talk to the cops - "don't let the pigs build cases", in their words. Antifa-guy's mother gave a statement yesterday, and reiterated that no one should talk to the media.

The two groups who know more about the case than is publicly known are the cops and Antifa itself (since Antifa has been able to talk to the guy's friends).

It is increasingly obvious that the facts of the case look very, very bad for Antifa - a drug deal gone wrong, perhaps. I would also bet a dollar that it will come out that the Antifa-people opened fire before the SUV hit Antifa-guy.

It has been noted that carrying concealed handguns and shooting at people is a new thing for Portland Antifa. Perhaps they are morphing into a regular street gang.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

219 161 Ya'll, we're saved.

Julian Castro has revealed his preferred pronouns.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Not surprised. Most of the so-called male democrat candidates for president come across as gay to me. Beto and Castro more so than Corey Booker.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

220 USA Today was the newspaper for illiterates. I stay in hotels al the time, they dont even dump one at u ou door anymore.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (H1v0e)

221 Congress wants Trump to defend Syria's borders, but not the U.S.'s borders.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (xqRaG)

222 Was she hot?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
________

Mais non. Matronly, I suppose. Just turned 90. Lives across the street from my Mom. Everyone in town thinks of her as "Madame."

Posted by: FireHorse at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (NH9pa)

223 Thank goodness! I haven't had much of a desire to dress up since I retired!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

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It's fun at first.

Posted by: Reading Hour Drag Queen #6 at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (ZYB2s)

224
Thank goodness! I haven't had much of a desire to dress up since I retired!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

Isnt it great??!!

You guys have a great time at the MoMee!!!! Hope you have great weather and much fun!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (mFoNl)

225 220 USA Today was the newspaper for illiterates. I stay in hotels al the time, they dont even dump one at u ou door anymore.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (H1v0e)


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Just tell the desk clerk you have a parakeet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:41 PM (ZYB2s)

226 I'm old enough to remember not only the Sears catalog, but the JC Penney and Montgomery Ward catalogs. It was always wonderful to peruse the pages and dream of what you could get, if only you had a way to pay for it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (TgnNQ)

227 Is it True Trudeau was caught wearing long braids and and screaming "How Dare you" at a recent State dinner?

Posted by: Local degen at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Bf3hj)

228

I would have thought skirts, blouses and dance petticoats would be de rigueur at the square dances.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (Y4EXg)


No can do! I can't stand square dancing!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

229
DarkSky says the next four days in Corsicana will be mostly CAVU

mostly

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (KCxzN)

230 rooftop solar is dense energy over a large area in
an environmentally compromised environment... all in order to have
collectors that don't track the sun and thus work well below peak
efficiency most of the time. It is an idea that doesn't sound bad at
first blush, but sounds .. kinda bad at second.

Posted by: DaveM at October 16, 2019 10:34 PM (WWC3Y)

Interesting that the sales pitch never discusses the life cycle costs

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (BiNEL)

231 Monkey Wards Catalogues were great booster seats

Posted by: Local degen at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Bf3hj)

232 No can do! I can't stand square dancing!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)


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Does the lady like the salsa?

Posted by: The Paolo at October 16, 2019 10:43 PM (ZYB2s)

233 (Thanks for the underhanded lob)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)


Good grief. I should have read that more carefully!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

234 I've had a lot of language classes, but never a hot language teacher. Oh, well, I can always try Swedish!

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 10:44 PM (IMdOQ)

235 --------

Does the lady like the salsa?
Posted by: The Paolo at October 16, 2019 10:43 PM (ZYB2s)


I can't remember how to do that!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

236 No can do! I can't stand square dancing!
Posted by: Ladyl

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Mosh pit diver?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (Y4EXg)

237 235 --------

Does the lady like the salsa?
Posted by: The Paolo at October 16, 2019 10:43 PM (ZYB2s)


I can't remember how to do that!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

You can go at your own Pace.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

238 Congress wants Trump to defend Syria's borders, but not the U.S.'s borders.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (xqRaG)

I like the way they're moving forward with a full Declaration of War so they can get their objections out in full public view and convince us of Trump's errors!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)

239 234 I've had a lot of language classes, but never a hot language teacher. Oh, well, I can always try Swedish!
Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 10:44 PM (IMdOQ)

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Please to help me with my rucksack?

Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (ZYB2s)

240 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (TgnNQ)

Agree but I think Sears was the best

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

241 Does the lady like the salsa?
Posted by: The Paolo at October 16, 2019 10:43 PM (ZYB2s)

the salsa is poured over the scrambled eggs.

(Phrasing warning)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)

242 You guys have a great time at the MoMee!!!! Hope you have great weather and much fun!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (mFoNl)


Thank you, Moki!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

243 Horizontal Mambo

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (H1v0e)

244 Clip Smith lives.

Posted by: Local degen at October 16, 2019 10:46 PM (Bf3hj)

245 Does the lady like the salsa?
Posted by: The Paolo at October 16, 2019 10:43 PM (ZYB2s)


I can't remember how to do that!
Posted by: Ladyl

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It's sort of like riding a bicycle, it will come back to you.

(snort)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 10:46 PM (Y4EXg)

246 227 Is it True Trudeau was caught wearing long braids and and screaming "How Dare you" at a recent State dinner?
Posted by: Local Degen



Maybe. Was he in blackface too?

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 16, 2019 10:46 PM (k3F6P)

247 You can go at your own Pace.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

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ISWYDT

*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:46 PM (ZYB2s)

248 240 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (TgnNQ)

Agree but I think Sears was the best
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)


That glorious day when the Christmas catalogue arrived in the mail!!! My twin and I would fight viciously over who got to look at it first.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

249 220 USA Today was the newspaper for illiterates. I stay in hotels al the time, they dont even dump one at u ou door anymore.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 16, 2019 10:40 PM (H1v0e)

The only semi-useful part of USAToday was the sports section. Only semi-useful because it didn't have much if anything about West Coast games, because of their publishing time. That was pretty frustrating in the days before the InterWebs...you could lose a lot of your life waiting for ESPN to get back around to those baseball and basketball games if you just missed them in their scores/highlights rotation or on the scores chyron rotation.

Posted by: Gref at October 16, 2019 10:47 PM (AMIL/)

250 Damn, Im late. Was watching a good movie and lost track of time.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2019 10:47 PM (dUJdY)

251 Please to help me with my rucksack?[/]

Want to learn how to say "Death to the Infidel" in Swedish?

Posted by: Ilhan Mohmmad, A "New Swede" at October 16, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

252 Is there ever a Wisconsin MoMe?

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 16, 2019 10:47 PM (7ZQe3)

Posted by: .. at October 16, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

254
Fall has arrived here finally, and that means it's soup time. A friend brought my folks some of her vegetable soup. There's something wrong with her because her soup had no okra in it. I mean that's a crime.

So, I just had to make some proper vegetable beef soup, and Miley and I just made a big ol' pot of that. I 'et two full bowls of it, plus some other crap and I'm about to bust.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2019 10:48 PM (NMAzL)

255 That piece on the fella supposedly swimming in frozen waters...fake news.

All the ice has melted and the world's oceans are swamping the cities and are warm as bathtubs.

I don't know how a leftist rag as the Economist gets away with such propaganda.

Posted by: torabora...banned from twatter at October 16, 2019 10:48 PM (Y274z)

256 The Christmas toy catalogs were mesmerizing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:48 PM (plu6+)

257 You can go at your own Pace.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
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Good one!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 16, 2019 10:49 PM (TgnNQ)

258 Greetings:

Re: Red Flag Laws

Looks to me like "Judge Judy" has a brand new sub-plot line of adjudications along with false Child Protective Serves and false Temporary Restraining Orders.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 16, 2019 10:49 PM (evgyj)

259 So, I just had to make some proper vegetable beef soup, and Miley and I just made a big ol' pot of that. I 'et two full bowls of it, plus some other crap and I'm about to bust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2019 10:48 PM (NMAzL)



Yum!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

260

Some solar installer called into Rush Limbaugh's show the other day and claimed that if you installed a whole house solar system in California you would never have to pay for electricity again and would probably get a check every month from the electric company for the juice you fed into the grid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 10:49 PM (aKsyK)

261
252 Is there ever a Wisconsin MoMe?
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 16, 2019 10:47 PM (7ZQe3)

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#twoweeks

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:49 PM (ZYB2s)

262 252 Is there ever a Wisconsin MoMe?
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 16, 2019 10:47 PM (7ZQe3)

It's kinda cheesy.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

263 228

I would have thought skirts, blouses and dance petticoats would be de rigueur at the square dances.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 10:19 PM (Y4EXg)


No can do! I can't stand square dancing!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)



Been to too many weddings in Ohio I see.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2019 10:50 PM (Z7lwY)

264
250 Damn, Im late. Was watching a good movie and lost track of time.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2019 10:47 PM (dUJdY)


{{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

265 #twoweeks

Really? Where?

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 16, 2019 10:51 PM (7ZQe3)

266 Hey Ladyl!! {hugs} See ya Friday afternoon!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2019 10:51 PM (dUJdY)

267 It's sort of like riding a bicycle, it will come back to you.

(snort)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 10:46 PM (Y4EXg)


Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

268 Well, I have tix to go to the Trump rally in Dallas tomorrow, but hubby is on a business trip, and won't be home until tomorrow night. I can't go by myself, due to mobility issues.

The doors open at 6:00 pm, and the line starts at 6:00 am. The premium parking lots open at 6:30 am. Seating is first come, first served.

Really bummed that we are going to miss the rally, but I hope that our 2 tickets (free) get counted among those who were supposed to be there.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 16, 2019 10:51 PM (SRRAx)

269 The Christmas toy catalogs were mesmerizing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:48 PM (plu6+)

I remember those. The elaborate dioramas they set up for the slot cars, and train sets were wonderful.

The naughty underwear ads came along later in my catalog experience.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 16, 2019 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

270 266 Hey Ladyl!! {hugs} See ya Friday afternoon!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2019 10:51 PM (dUJd


Pray for no flight delays!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

271 In a USA Today op-ed, Emily Walton, a sociology professor at Dartmouth University, said that all college students should take a mandatory course on black history and white privilege............


Y'know, I'm beginning to think all the rhetoric and jargon they use is simply to put a spin on their real underlying idea-- that minorities are just inferior and can't act right.

Calling things 'white privilege' is really just setting white people up as at fault because of all the ways that they think minorities can't succeed like white people can.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

272
Ooh, fun. John Brennan is on MSNBC now. He heard his name mentioned in the White House today...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2019 10:53 PM (Ojldv)

273 See you guys in... well, whenever you get in. AltonJackson and I will probably already be there.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2019 10:53 PM (t+qrx)

274 Antifa-guy's mother gave a statement yesterday, and reiterated that no one should talk to the media.

So, not particularly interested in finding out the truth about how her son died. This is the kind of mom who raises antifa scum.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 16, 2019 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

275 Been to too many weddings in Ohio I see.
Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2019 10:50 PM (Z7lwY)


All you do is Polka up in Cleveland. Admit.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

276 Calling things 'white privilege' is really just setting white people up as at fault because of all the ways that they think minorities can't succeed like white people can.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

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The soft bigotry of..bigotry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 10:54 PM (Z